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Bob Chandler

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{{infobox
| title = Bob Chandler
| image = [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Bob<br>Bobby<br>Mr. C<br>[[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]]<br>[[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]]
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Pre-1980#1920s|4 September 1927]]
|label4 = Date of Death
|data4 = [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] (aged {{Age|1927|9|4|2011|9|6}})
|label5 = Gender
|data5 = Male
|label6 = Nationality
|data6 = [[United States|American]]
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data7 = White
|label8 = [[Chris and religion|Religion]]
|data8 = Protestant
|label9 = Spouse
|data9 = Patricia Faye Harley (1956-1980)<br>[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston]] (1980-2011)
|label10 = Children
|data10 = Dr. David Alan Chandler<br>Carol Suzanne Chandler<br>[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<br>[[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|label11 = Grandchildren
|data11 = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|label12 = Father
|data12 =Robert Franklin Chandler Sr.
|label13 = Mother
|data13 = Patricia Faye Harley (1956-1980)
|label14 = Education
|data14 = Auburn University (engineering)
|label15 = Occupations
|data15 = Military communications<br>Engineer<br>Inventor
}}

'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]–6 September [[2011]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]];<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> his nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, no pun intended.

Despite being estranged from his other children and despised by his stepson, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]]. This was due to Bob being somewhat concerned with Chris's idiotic behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's pathetic life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising the selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb he at least made the effort.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. Whether in person or over the phone Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone.

Bob died of complications from heart failure on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref>

==Biography==
Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and was, according to his freshman Auburn University yearbook, raised in [[Wikipedia:Sylacauga, Alabama|Sylacauga, Alabama]].<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref> He was the first child of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM</ref>-27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6</ref>), an Insurance Agent from Alabama who was allegedly half Cherokee, and Jean Holloman (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M</ref>-10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8</ref>), a Housewife from Texas.<ref>http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y47mWzzz1qblvg5o1_1280.jpg (Mirror: [[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]])</ref> Bob mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> His Cherokee heritage was disputed by a distant relative.<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref>
[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|right|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]

Bob has said that he was "interested in the world" around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> It is not clear how this collection fared in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], but it was apparently not a total loss, as Chris offered to sell some of the albums to [[Catherine]]'s cousin Al in late 2014.

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School in Bob's hometown of Sylacauga, Alabama (which can be seen on Classmates.com) lists a "Bobby Chandler" as a member of the freshman class and as a member of the school's glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in the spring of 1945 before matriculating at Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama as an Aeronautical Engineering major during the fall of this year.

Bob was drafted out of College as a special draftee who apparently had knowledge that the Army desired (Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14]) in 1946 after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. He was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal due to the dates of his service and his service number was 44107856 [http://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%20desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538,4652469,8564216,1000879,987835,4549799,991002,8565331,5188385,8565346]. When he got out in 1948 he studied Pre-Engineering for two years at Jacksonville State Teachers College in Jacksonville, Alabama. He then returned to Auburn University where he studied Electrical Engineering and graduated in 1952 (page 269 of the 1952 yearbook) [http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].<ref name="About" />
[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college (Jacksonville) after leaving the military. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn a type of engineering degree, although it's never specified (mechanical, electrical etc.).<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was a member of Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] as an engineer for 40 years. There he designed a variety of electrical subsystems. He eventually went to work for General Electric in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] "might not have arrived so soon", <ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983 without the influence of the American electronics.

Examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

When exactly Bob did retire is not known. During the 1980s the standard age of retirement for men in America was 65, with many choosing to retire even sooner.<ref>[https://www.nia.nih.gov/health/publication/growing-older-america-health-and-retirement-study/chapter-2-work-and-retirement Growing Older in America: The Health and Retirement Study]</ref> Bob was born in 1927, meaning that he was most likely retired by the late 80s or early 90s. The ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' article about Chris's name change clearly says that Bob was retired at the time the article was publised (29 December [[1993]]).<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref>

Bob himself was proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he was "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down ]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Politically, Bob was identified as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].<ref name="Prank calls"/> With that being said, in the time leading to the [[wikipedia:Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|Virginia gubernatorial election of 2009]], Bob had misgivings about [[wikipedia:Bob McDonnell|Bob McDonnell]], the Republican candidate and eventual winner of the election. Bob and Chris considered the option of writing in Snoopy rather than voting for any of the candidates listed on the ballot.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]].

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit" /><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Chris did not know he had a niece, via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>, and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more strained. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and last they heard she was working for the government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops," <ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/>

===Chris===

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but he thought (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and only can associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>, building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref>. He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref>. Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of Bob's stamp collection to pay [[Financhu Crisis|bills]]. True to form, he priced Bob's valuable pieces at decent prices, generally for $5 per set, but tried to sell his personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time[sic], and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. The antagonism to which Chris refers is likelier to be Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The only known drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]
An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris would still run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to be the origin of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with trolls, Bob stated that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life. However, it is unknown if Bob actually believes that (not to mention what accomplishments he was referring to), or it was just something he was saying because he didn't want to admit to complete strangers that his son was a total failure in life and a leech on society.<ref name="Prank"><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref>

He seemed never to get past the notion that Chris could and had achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiralling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence or others for granted.

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since the latter's passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].</ref> and often visits Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

==Later life and poor health==

Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple bypass operations took place in August, 1980. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs, which is symptomatic of heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[http://www.heart.org/idc/groups/heart-public/@wcm/@hcm/documents/downloadable/ucm_300315.pdf American Heart Association PDF "What Is Heart Failure?"]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naive|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well." Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref>

On 23 April 2011, in an e-mail to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August, 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September, 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk.

On 6 September 2011, Bob died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12-19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927-2011".<ref name="BobObit" />

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claims that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.
{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}
Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case) Chris's actions are motivated purely out of selfishness and egotism - business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." <ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref> He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counsels Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler. <ref name="BobObit" />

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville|all things considered]]). Trying ([[Destruction Of Chris's House|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris.

However, we also have Bob to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backwards]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He was also supposedly an [[Cole|abusive stepfather]]; he certainly managed to alienate his other children enough that his daughter didn't attend his funeral, or keep in touch while he was alive. Much like his son, little of what he said or believed had any connection to [[reality]], and he helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's parasitic dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He never made any serious effort to improve his preening, arrogant son, even when he caught him [[Bob walks in|masturbating]] in the kitchen.

Ultimately, few remember Bob as a positive influence on Chris, although he was of course a little more preferable to his wife.

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==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu 12''}}

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb]]

Bob makes his first appearance in [[Sonichu 12]], in set of pages that is a cross between an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a tomgirl to his parents and a tribute to his late father.

Bob is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's Oedipal complex, Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his [[tomgirl]] lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later "told me he accepts and love [sic] me for who I am" shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

<center>[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px]] </center>

{{clear}}

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]]. ]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9]].

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents
Image:Thehell.jpg|
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2010.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Bob
| video = {{#ev:youtube|cyMoams7EMw}}
| Stardate = 10 September 2011
| Maker = TheSevenRiders
| Subject = ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]''
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Tribute to Bob Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ajEN2zrY8cQ}}
| Stardate = 11 September 2011
| Maker = 8x13Wolf
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = RIP Bob Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tyoboaDCJ0s}}
| Stardate = 29 September 2011
| Maker = furnacewoodsband
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==Sources==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
<references />

==External Links==
* [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=80567090 Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

{{People}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Bob}}
[[Category:Family Members]]
[[Category:Dead]]

Women Only Need Apply - No STD's

2017-08-22T17:08:29Z

DrDevilFX:

'''Women Only Need Apply - No STD's''' is a leaked video posted by the resurrected [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|CWCvilleLibrary]]. The video itself is mercifully only 2 minutes long and entails Chris offering [[Hanky-Panky|sex]] to women of [[homos|any]] orientation (except transsexual women [[Chris and Hypocrisy|of course]]) for ludicrous fees. Chris quotes $50 for ''a hug'', and goes on to say that $100 will, rather more reasonably, get the customer "just about anything" besides anal, which he doesn't do. Chris gives his prostitute name as "Stephanie Bustcakes," and left a new e-mail at the end of the video: "stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com".

The YouTube channel where the video likely originated is [https://gaming.youtube.com/channel/UCjT-fFsATb-5AccxRmvBpcA here]. The channel was created on 19 June 2016, meaning that Chris decided to become a prostitute on [[Bob Chandler|Father's Day]].

The original upload appeared to be stretched from its original 9:16 aspect ratio (which any 16:9 phone uses when recording in vertical mode) to 4:3, giving the video a distorted, stretched look. It was deleted from YouTube.

A corrected version of the video can be seen below, while the original version can be found [https://my.mixtape.moe/ydxcku.mp4 here].

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Stephanie Bustcakes
| video = {{#ev:archiveorg|youtube-tNYvG-nf3dc}}
| stardate = 22 [[June 2016]] (leaked date)
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}} {{Financhu Crisis}} [[Financhu Crisis]]
| shirt = {{TurquoiseTankTop|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2]]
| next = [[Announcement 06292016]]
}}

==Description (original upload which has now been removed)==
{{quotebox| This is the CWCville Library - Christino, solicits for money. $50 gets you cuddles and $100 gets you pretty much anything else, Cradles his new Wiffuu as he obviously thought shaving this morning might be an a bit inconvenient. Video smuggled out by the CWC secret police (CWCSP) from unclassified sources - honest}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris speaks in an attempted seductive voice, upside down on his bed''] Hello ladies. How would you like to spend a little quality time-with this sexy bod, huh? [''wriggles around''] With these breasts. [''squeezes his mantits together''] And the thing that I was wrongfully born with [[Duck|down there]]. [''slaps his duck''] Good quality time, we could have it one way... or the lesbian way. So, for fifty dollars we could do a cuddle, and for a hundred dollars, you can do pretty much any- pretty much near anything. I don't do anal though! [''facial expression turns serious, creepily stares at the camera in silence''] I don't do anal... but will do anything else. We can even rock with [[Sex toys|toys]].

[''jump cut''] And I have... lots of hidden potential. So send an e-mail, [''grabs body pillow''] I'll give you a response. Tell me one little lovely, sexy evening... with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes. Advice to the e-mail only, nobody with STDs, and only women of any orientation need apply. Well, straight lesbian and bi. All y'all got b- all y'all got the pussy! I'm very happy to work... [''flips over, slaps backside, and says something unintelligible''] and maybe show off my booty! [''rolls over again and rubs ass''] That booty look good enough for ya? [''silently wriggles his ass around''] So, respond now. [''winks and turns off camera'']

'''Text at the end of the video:'''

{{quotebox|Women Only need respond. Straight, Lesbian or Bisexual.

If you smoke, please put it out and air freshen the room prior to my arrival.

No STDs.

In-Area Only (Charlottesville, VA or local).

Email to stephanie.bustcakes@gmail.com for details and arrangments.}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Reading "Unicorns, Rainbows, and a Bluebird of Happiness" Chapter 2]]|nextlink=[[Announcement 06292016]]}}

{{BusinessList}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

DoopieDoOver

2017-08-10T21:34:03Z

DrDevilFX:

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:DoopieDoOver.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |DoopieDoOver
|-
| '''Name'''
| Danielle Pitts<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-07-19-17-doopie-commission.32399/page-2#post-2438376</ref>
|-
| '''AKA'''
| Dani Willow
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| 27 May 1994 (age {{Age|1994|5|27}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| American
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
|}

{{quote|"Is chris chan even real?"|Doopie asking an understandable question in a May 31, 2016 tweet<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/737793615259394049</ref>}}

{{quote|Darling|Chris, addressing Doopie. Repeatedly.<ref name=darling>[[July 2017 tweets]], [[July 2017 Patreon posts]]</ref>}}

'''Danielle Pitts''' (nicknamed "'''DoopieDoOver'''" or "'''Doopie'''") is a voice actress/animator for the [[Planet Dolan]] YouTube channels. She also offers drawings for sale. Chris appeared to consider her to be a [[gal pal]], whereas she thought of him as simply another customer. In August 2017, she blocked him after receiving negative attention from weens and getting creeped out by Chris's messages towards her.

== Prologue ==
[[File:Doopie react to cwc.png|thumb]]

Chris discovered the Planet Dolan channel in [[August 2016]] and took a liking to Doopie. He began frequently tweeting to her in 2017. His first message to Doopie was on 7 March 2017 when she tweeted about her Borderline Personality Disorder and how it's affected the way she interacts with others. Chris, [[Autism|having completely missed the point of the entire post]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh|having]] [[Jerkop|judged]] [[Adam Stackhouse|so]] [[Pmurt|many]] [[Michael Snyder|people]] [[Jimmy Hill|in]] [[Trolls|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|past]], felt somewhat empathetic for Doopie, and made a misguided attempt to make her feel better by comparing her mental disorder with a bunch of people she's never met on the internet<ref>[[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD]]</ref>.

His social awkwardness in full display, he has tweeted to her on the subjects of poop<ref>[[2017 tweets#Poop]]</ref>, his hatred of online dating<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]</ref>, and he has tried to hit on her by quoting his "I’m Done Adulting" ''My Little Pony'' T-shirt<ref>[[2017 tweets#Hitting on Doopie]]</ref>.

Doopie knew about Chris prior to him becoming obsessed with her. She occasionally made fun of him on Lazycast, a podcast series she co-hosts<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/08-03-2017-we-can-not-let-ourselves-be-blinded-impulsively.28939/page-5#post-2129294</ref>, as recently as March 2017.

Once Chris started actively tweeting to her, starting in the spring of 2017, she started off by ignoring his messages.

On 11 April, she liked one of his tweets sympathizing with her stance against animal cruelty<ref>[[2017 tweets#Animal cruelty]]</ref>. Eventually, on 21 April, she decided to converse with Chris when he asked about her newly dyed hair. A swarm of [[weens]] promptly descended on them, and Doopie found herself in the position of defending Chris<ref>[[2017 tweets#Doopie defends Chris]]</ref>.

In July, she explained her opinion on Chris, mentioning that he had commissioned her for art and pledged to her Patreon.

{{quotebox|I've been following the "Chris chan" saga since the beginning. I know everything that (s)he's done. And yeah, it's pretty shitty, but what other people have done to him/her as been pretty shitty too. I'm also just not the type of person to turn someone away when they're being nothing but kind to me. It may be a fake, it may be a show, but I'm not emotionally invested in this enough to really care.

(S)he's paid me to do a commission, and is a patron on my patreon, and as a woman of business, I'm going to treat him/her as every other commissioner and patron.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref>}}

== Art commissions ==
{{quote|I really had no choice. A paying customer is a paying customer, but I'm starting to regret it lol.|Doopie reacts to the fallout from being Chris's customer on 1 August 2017.<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/892484212145627136</ref>}}

Around 22 June 2017, Chris began to pledge on Doopie’s Patreon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-12-chris-argues-with-a-fool.32246/page-6#post-2426664</ref>. He pledged at the $50 tier<ref>[[Doopie E-mails]]</ref> and received a sketch of Rosechu as one of the offered rewards<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-27-doopies-patreon-sketch-for-chris.32596/</ref>.

He also paid her $25 for a separate commission to serve as a profile picture and liked it so much that he switched his profile icon on [[Facebook]], [[YouTube]], [[Twitter]] and [[Patreon]] to it. Ever since Doopie has first shared the picture with Chris, the drawing has been subject to many [[Parody|parodies]] defacing Chris in the picture, either by redrawing him as he actually appears IRL or by replacing Chris with another person such as [[Liquid Chris]].

Chris began throwing that money at her in the midst of the [[Financhu Crisis]], and he quickly resorted to begging people on Facebook for the exact amount of money, claiming that he needed it to help him and his mother<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Resuming begging]]</ref>.

<center><gallery>
Image:Doopiedrawing.jpg|$25 commission
File:DoopieDrawing2.jpg
File:Christine C.png|Reward for $25 Patreon pledge
</gallery></center>

=== Porn ===

[[File: PornRequest.png|thumb|The request in question]]

On 1 August 2017, Chris began pledging to KittenBell - a Patreon account set up by Doopie to handle porn requests, while continuing his pledge to her primary account. He suggested a drawing of two [[MLP]] characters depicted as lesbians "makin' out and fondling/fingering." <ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Request for cartoon porn]]</ref> More than likely, Doopie will never work on the project, seeing how Doopie wishes to break all connections with Chris.

=="Darling"==
[[File:Fanartdoopiereact.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Doopie's reaction.]]

After becoming Doopie's customer, Chris began to refer to her as "darling" multiple times over Twitter and once on Doopie's Patreon<ref name=darling/>. He does it in spite of knowing that Doopie is not a [[boyfriend-free girl]], which he learned on 16 May through a Planet Dolan video in which she talked about the success she had at online dating<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]</ref>.

Opinion is divided on why Chris does this. Some think he believes Doopie is an attainable target for his [[love quest]], while others think that he is [[naive]] to how creepy he sounds and thinks "darling" is appropriate for a [[tomgirl]] to say in conversation. Chris has similarly used "dear" to address his mother<ref>[[Live Game Stream - C-Log 050012017-1]]</ref>, seemingly oblivious to the incestuous implications. Given that Chris has had sex dreams about his mother<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>, it might not bode well for his view of Doopie.

==Shot down==

{{quote|You don't know me, christine.|Doopie sets the record straight.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Doopie sets the record straight]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Yes. I don't totally know you, but you are a good person; like all I've listed here, y'all are girls and at least acquaintances up to friends. And that, to me, counts as much, because I am thankful to have you all in my life and communication circle. 😊🌸 Also, another V.I.Detail., I Care. And I wear my heart on my sleeve. ❤️🤳🏻
|Chris' response.}}

On 1 August, 2017, Chris tagged Doopie in celebration of National Girlfriend Day, listing her among all of the gal-pals he's met on the internet and real life. The day is an occasion meant for female friends to celebrate their special bond<ref>https://nationaldaycalendar.com/national-girlfriends-day-august-1/</ref>. Chris—in his typical, completely non-extrospective, fashion—failed to realize how sad and creepy it was to include Doopie, someone he knew only online via a client-artist relationship. If that wasn't inappropriate enough, Chris's subsequent tweets further unveiled an attraction toward Doopie—which appeared much stronger than previously expected. Doopie immediately protested, stating the obvious fact that she was a stranger to Chris. Despite this clear and unambiguous response, Chris happily disregarded it. Only partially agreeing with her, Chris went on to imply that he must have known her a little bit because he knew she was a good person. Chris then expressed his appreciation for her being in his circle of friends (again, ignoring her previous declaration to the contrary). Once again, Chris demonstrates his almost complete lack of social awareness.

However, despite his implied romantic attraction towards her, Doopie, having already known who Chris is, took it unsurprisingly well and only seemed to mention his heart on his sleeve in her next reply. Doopie, showing disgust towards Chris' skewed ideas of empathy, begins to scold Chris on his donation of his own money he could have used to support himself and Barb during the [[Financhu Crisis]]. Doopie allowed Chris to claim a refund of his Patreon pledges, which he initially declined.

== #HarassCWCdirectly and #DontHarassMe ==

{{main|HarassCWCdirectly}}

[[File:Doopie -DontHarassMe.jpg|thumb]]

After everything was said and done, and the weens had taken their naps, Chris unpromptedly uploaded a [[Captain's Log]], ordering all the [[trolls]] to [[BACK THE FUCK OFF]]. He shifted all the blame to the weens, believing they were the reason Doopie blatantly rejected him. Chris attempted to begin two hashtag campaigns, #HarassCWCdirectly and #DontHarassMe, pledging to protect the entire cast of Planet Dolan. He did this by encouraging the trolls to attack him instead. It's likely Chris did this simply to appear heroic to Doopie and to win over her heart again—despite that she never displayed any affection for him to begin with.

== Leaked e-mails ==

{{main|Doopie E-mails|Doopie Q&A}}

[[File:DoopieKiwiFarms.png|thumb]]

By 3 August, Chris' contact with Doopie had been severely reduced, due to her blocking him on Patreon and Twitter. When probed by a troll on 5 August, Chris gave this reply, suggesting that their relationship was not over yet:

{{quotebox|Doopie and I are not close yet, but that does not mean she is not my friend; "Not Your Friend" were Not her exact words, Troll.<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893880561663700992 Chris and Doopie, 5 August]</ref>}}

He also discussed the matter on Patreon:

{{quotebox|And you think I did Not know all that already? I've Learned from my past errors and mistakes. I do not violate women's space. Doopie is going through her recovery of the recent Harassment from You Trolls and Bullies. She liked my Kindness, and I am aware of her past making fun of me; I do not hold that against her. You Damn Trolls and Bullies Ruin Nearly Everything.<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Third Eye Heart Icon]]</ref>}}

Since Chris failed to get the obvious, Doopie temporarily unblocked him on 5 August to spell out that she is not his friend:

{{quoteboxgreen|I can't believe I had to unblock you to tell you this. I'm not your friend. I'm not ever interested in being your friend. Leave me alone. You were specifically a customer to me, and you took it too far. You creeped me out. Now please don't talk to, or about me, ever again. <ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/894003364135976961</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/894003570797826049</ref>}}

Later, fed up with Chris's constant unwanted praise and affection, Doopie decided to leak all of the private e-mails Chris has sent to her by making an account on the [[Kiwi Farms]]. The users on the site then began to ask her questions regarding her interactions with Chris, to which Doopie responded with some intriguing answers.

==NightStar2891==
{{main|NightStar2891}}
{{quote|Shut Up, Trolls; I know Doopie is temporarily on your side for now.|Chris, 7 August, ''still'' not getting it.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets]]</ref>}}

On 4 August, in response to Doopie blocking him over Twitter and asking him not to tweet about her again, Chris created a sockpuppet account to both follow Doopie and publicly defend his actions. On 7 August, Chris "allowed" his NightStar account to leak direct messages, held with his main CWCSonichu twitter account, in which he explained in further detail his motives and actions regarding Doopie, to a troll who then posted the messages to Kiwi Farms. It's possible that Chris did this in order for Doopie to see his side of the story, since he was aware she had joined the forum.

== In the Comic ==
[[File:Doopie on Sonichu 13 cover.jpg|thumb|First artwork of Doopie (brunette to the right of Chris, drawn after Doopie changed her hair color.)]]
She has appeared in Chris' upcoming [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu and Planet Dolan crossover comic]] on its cover, standing near Chris. The page was released on 29 May 2017, prior to Doopie blocking him from social media. The fate of the comic, and Doopie's place in it, remains unclear.

==Liquid Doopie==
[[File:Rej35W2.png|thumb|The fake profile.]]
On 21 July 2017, a ween made a fake Doopie Facebook account in order to befriend Chris and get a rise out of him.

Two days later, Chris had fallen for the ween and accepted a friend request. However, the account was disabled the same day, though a new one was created, which he also accepted a friend request from. He later contacted the real Doopie, who confirmed it wasn't real.

{{quotebox|The Jig is Up! I have been long suspicious of the Facebook account, but I went along for the possibility of it being real. Then the first deletion from Facebook by others' flagging. And the birth dates did not match between your first and second profile trials. And then you said your email was from @mail.com. I offered a benefit, since you might have missed typing the "g". And the Big Flag, actual email from your @mail.com address. I had received actual email from the real Doopie before from her actual address. I emailed her and checked, she responded "No" to making a Facebook Profile Page.

Your Game IS Over Trollish Impostor! Consider yourself Blocked. Good day.

Sent from my iPhone

Stay Safe,

Christine W. Chandler}}

==Fan Art==
{{collapsible
|Some are NSFW.|
<center><gallery>

Image:DoopieCameForCWC.jpg
File:Shecameforcwc2017.jpg|KittenBellCameForCWC
Image:DoopieAndCWC.jpg
Image:DoopieDrawingParody.jpg
Image:DoopieDrawingParody2.jpg
Image:DoopieDrawingParody3.png

</gallery></center>}}

==Fan video==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = #HarassCWCdirectly
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8oCd-Y8g8Es}}
| Stardate = 6 August 2017
| Maker = Spelling Bee
| Subject =
| Video Type =
| Other Info =
}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Planet Dolan]]
*[[Megan Schroeder]]

==External links==

*[https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver YouTube channel]
*[https://www.patreon.com/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver's Patreon account] - Chris ''was'' a patron of this account.
*[https://www.patreon.com/KittenBell NSFW Patreon account] - And this one, too.

== Sources ==
<references />

{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}

[[Category: Gal pals]]

July 2017

2017-08-09T08:54:16Z

DrDevilFX: I'm pretty sure quite a few events are missing

{{incomplete}}
[[File:0717.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2017]]
'''July''' is the seventh month of [[2017]].

==Posts==
'''Facebook'''
*[[July 2017 Facebook posts]]

'''Twitter'''
*[[2017 tweets#July|July 2017 tweets]]

==Videos==
*[[CLog 07072017]]
*[[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]
*[[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]

==Highlights==
*1 July - An alternate cover and three colored-in pages of [[Sonichu 12]] are posted.
*4 July - Chris wishes his followers a happy [[June 2017 Facebook posts|Independence Day]].
*6 July - Chris posts about his "[[July 2017 Facebook posts|hot hamburger plate]]" dinner.
*7 July - Chris films [[CLog 07072017|a Captain's Log]], covering his progress on Sonichu 12 and his hope of gaining a sponsorship from Crayola.
*9 July - Chris passes his first [[July 2017 tweets#Kidney stone|kidney stone]].
*14 July - another [[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring|CLog]]
*22 July - Chris [https://www.twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/888672043901886464 begs for $50] on [[Twitter]] to help him and Barb get through the rest of the week, and links to his PayPal. Other users try to persuade him to sell some of his junk.
*23 July - Chris befriends a troll posing as [[DoopieDoOver]] on Facebook. The troll's account is disabled later that same day.
{{timeline}}

Night Star

2017-08-08T13:52:36Z

DrDevilFX: /* Twitter Sockpuppet */ Marvin is referred to as the Man in the Pickle Suit on CWCki

{{quote|LOVE my Night Star! The Dimension Breaker and Psychic-Type.|Chris on Miss Night Star<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893568807880601600 "LOVE my Night Star! The Dimension Breaker and Psychic-Type."]</ref>}}
[[File:Miss_Night_Star.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris's pony form manages to be uglier than his original [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Mary]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sues.]]]]
[[File:Night Star crossover MLP.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris's fanart.]]
Miss '''Night Star''' is the [[My Little Pony|ponysona]] of [[Chris]]. Originally created in the [[June 2017|June of 2017]], two months later, during the events of the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]], a [[Twitter]] account emerged with the online handle '''NightStar2891''', who defended Chris against the trolls. [[Kiwi Farms]] soon proved that the account holder was actually Chris using a sockpuppet account to [[White knight|white knight]] himself.

==Conception==
In June 2017, Chris drew art of himself as a My Little Pony character, dubbing his character "Miss Night Star". The cutie mark was based on the result of an online quiz result that he shared.<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark]]</ref> The next day, he drew fanart of Night Star crossing over with the official characters of the My Little Pony television show. He included a likeness of Andrea Libman, voice actress for the female ponies in the drawing, and tweeted it to her.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Chris/MLP crossover page]]</ref>

==Fan art==

Another day later, Chris shared a new drawing of his OC - clearly by [[Chris and art|another person]] and lacking credit to the artist.<ref>[[June 2017 tweets#Night Star fanart]]</ref> On [[Kiwi Farms]], user borbera proved that they were the artist, claiming that Chris did not express any gratitude for the work.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tweet-6-3-chriss-pony-self.31304/page-13#post-2321148 "Lol he didn't thank me </3 proof"]</ref>. In August of the same year, Chris shared another fan drawing, once again without credit.<ref>[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/893568665442017282 August 2017 tweet]</ref>

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File:NightStar2.jpg|Shared in August 2017

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As a result of Chris' posts, other [[Troll|fans]] sought to present [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]] interpretations of the new Miss Night Star:

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==Twitter Sockpuppet==

[[File:NotNightStar.PNG|thumb|Chris's bulletproof cover story.]]

{{quote|"I am an admirer of Miss Chandler and her work. If you're saying She drew my piece based on her character, you are thrown Off, Sir."|Chris, white knighting himself while pretending to be a cartoon pony<ref>https://twitter.com/NightStar2891/status/893629626555052032</ref>}}

During the events of the Doopie Saga, users on Kiwi Farms discovered that Chris had made a Twitter sockpuppet account named after his pony character in early [[2017 |August 2017]], [https://twitter.com/nightstar2891 @NightStar2891]. Chris used the account to white knight himself against trolls, supporting his claims to still being friends with Doopie, affirming his [[Tomgirl|gender identity]], and all but directly [[Calling Out|calling out]] Doopie for leaking the Doopie Emails to Kiwi Farms.

When using the account, Chris consistently refers to himself in the third person, and maintains (as both "Night Star" and himself) that it is run by a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|loyal fan]]. However, in addition to the account's use of Chris's OC (complete with the same artwork used by Chris), "Miss Night Star's" use of Chris's [[Chris and English|distinctive grammar and style]] betrays him; furthermore, the number at the end of the handle (2891) is [[1982|Chris's birth year]] backwards, and the account is geolocated to Virginia. Chris seems to [[Chris and reality|genuinely believe]] that he is putting on a convincing ruse with the account, reminiscent of his [[JenkinsJinkies]] moniker from years before.

On 7 August, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] obtained screencaps from "Night Star" of her supposed private conversations with Chris (i.e. [[Chris and Health#Mental health|Chris talking to himself]])<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref>, which Night Star gave as proof of being a separate person. Later that day, Chris and Night Star both reasserted their independence. In an additional attempt to prove that Night Star wasn't him, Chris used the account to give a fake biography of the person allegedly behind it. Details include "Night Star" having a [[Crystal Weston Chandler|sister]] named Gloria, growing up in Richmond, and earning a degree in [[Magi-chan|"psychological arts"]] at the [[University of Virginia]] before getting a job at [[McDonald's]] (presumably due to earning a [[CADD|useless degree]] in a field that [[Honor roll|doesn't exist]]).

===Evidence of Chris' involvement===
There is substantial evidence that Chris is running this account:
*Night Star's use of distinct English, including the unnecessary capitalization of words.
*The use of Chris' birth year in the username.
*The registered cellphone numbers of @CWCSonichu and @NightStar2891 both end in "48".<ref name="chrisvsnight">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/page-6#post-2491809 Chris vs Night Star - failed login (Kiwi Farms)]</ref>
*Night Star's registered email address is implied to be [[Gal_Pal_E-mails_4#OkCupid_and_Impotent_Rage|volcanoinsuranceidiot@yahoo.com]].<ref name="chrisvsnight"/><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/page-10#post-2492114</ref>
*In Night Star's screenshots and Chris' screenshots within, the status bar of both cellphones are identical (with ''Sprint Wi-Fi'').<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/page-6#post-2491760</ref>
*Night Star is following many of the same users Chris follows on his main account, including My Little Pony voice actors and [[Planet Dolan]] members.

==References==
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==See also==
*[[My Little Pony]]
*[[JenkinsJinkies]]

==External links==
*[https://twitter.com/NightStar2891 NightStar2891] on [[Twitter]]

Saga

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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.

In the world of [[Chris]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty").

The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris's life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[audiobook]] project.

==List of Sagas: Pre-1st Exile==
===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - 21 April 2008'')===
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{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

The first saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris. The saga would come to an end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]].

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===
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{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in order to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too) , only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
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{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on ED. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===
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{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
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{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid 2010)''===
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{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===
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{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===
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{{main|Julie}}

Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.

===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===
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{{main|Ivy}}

In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

===Vanessa Saga (''April 2009 - May 2009'')===
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{{main|Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Saga}}

In [[April 2009]], troll, and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee, [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 10 November 2009'')===
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{{main|Liquid Chris}}

In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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{{main|CWCipedia}}

In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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{{main|Asperchu}}

In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], has led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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{{Main|Surfshack Tito}}

Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal...and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and flashing his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]] while wearing a Scottish kilt. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''pre-2005 - June 2014'')===
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{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}

Currently the longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They must also pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he still holds a grudge against Mike.

==1st Exile Sagas==
===The CWC Exile Saga (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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{{main|Rocky Shoemaker|Fridays After Five|Flipnote Hatena}}

After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

==Post 1st Exile/Pre 2nd Exile==
===Jackie Saga (''5 April 2010 - 26 November 2010, 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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{{main|Jackie}}

Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''March 2011 - ongoing, Honestly Who Knows When It'll End'')===
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In [[March 2011]], Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state further deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, as of 2014, Chris is once again openly cross-dressing, against Barb's wishes (She has openly fought Chris over his new found "passion" for cross dressing as stated by Chris). He now considers himself to be a lesbian transwoman.

===Calling Out Saga (''06 August 2011 - 01 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. These series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

==Post 2nd Exile Sagas==
===Catherine Saga (''9 July 2014 - 14 December 2014'')===
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris took umbrage at the fact Sonic's arms had been changed from flesh-colored to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?) Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016'', ''June 2017 - Present'')===
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Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing Sonichu comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

===Financhu Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
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Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKEMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chis was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

===Doopie Saga (''7 March 2017 - Present'')===
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Also coined by Kiwi Farms, this saga began when Chris [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#Empathizing_with_BPD| made a tweet] empathizing ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver] by grief-slinging his experience with trolls in response to her tweet about bipolar disorder. Although he'd get no response, he would still reply to her tweets, usually with small talk with the occasional sharing of a life experience (notably the death of his father) or shameless attempts at flirting.

Doopie is a Christorian and has mentioned him multiple times [https://twitter.com/doopiedoover/status/737793615259394049?lang=en in the past], including on podcasts. When Chris started to responding to her tweets she ignored him at first, but later responded on April 21 to a question he asked her regarding her hair color (which she dyed brown), and they engaged in a conversation. That thread got the attention of some <strike>trolls</strike> weens who made inflammatory remarks targeted at both Doopie and Chris which sparked a mini flame war in which Doopie took Chris's side. This caused Chris to further become a fan of hers and continue commenting on her tweets; he probably would have done so without the flame war, but Doopie's actions pretty much ensured an obsession and [[Gal-pal|attempt at a relationship]] by Chris. This also lead him to become a fan of ''Planet Dolan'' as a whole by the end of May, when he made his [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sonichu-Planet_Dolan.jpeg|Sonichu Planet Dolan crossover cover] for issue #13.

He took a hiatus with the responses until July, when he took part in the "#StandWithDoopie" movement in response to accusations of pedophilia after it was discovered Doopie had drawn a pornographic image of Hatsune Miku. Doopie later posted a [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/887714617484607491 commissioned drawing of Chris himself] that he then proceeded to make his new avatar. This showed that Chris had yet to learn from the ongoing [[Financhu Crisis]] as it confirmed that he is a Patron of Doopie and might well pay her more often for further commissions.

The next major turn in the saga occurred on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", made to handle porn requests. He requested a drawing of two anthropomorphized [[My Little Pony]] characters "makin' out and fondling/fingering". The same day, Chris used the occasion of "National Girlfriend Day" to list Doopie among many of his other [[Gal pals]] in a tweet; Doopie responded that "You don't know me". Chris's subsequent messages further eroded his standing with Doopie as she became frustrated his unreciprocated interest in her, and she ultimately told Chris that she would prefer to refund his money so he could support [[Barb]] instead. The conversation seemingly ended any slim possibility of a deeper relationship between them.

The next day, Doopie tweeted that she was uncomfortable with the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), after also going on a tirade against [[trolls]] who pledged to her Patreon just to access Chris's commissions, then unpledged. Chris seemingly conflated the two and came to believe that Trolls were harassing Doopie, and later the entire [[Planet Dolan]] crew. He launched the [[HarassCWCdirectly]] campaign, where he insisted that trolls should [[White Knight|direct their (imaginary) harassment toward him]] instead of Doopie and her colleagues. It is possible that the campaign is simply a misguided effort to win Doopie's affection.

It is unknown how far he'll take this before he disgusts her, makes her yet another sweetheart, destroys her online reputation, or if trolls will commission Doopie to draw stuff to get a rise out of him. Then again, considering that Doopie only considers Chris as a customer and probably has no intentions of ever getting into a relationship with him, his plans will almost certaintly prove fruitless.

==The Future==
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
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Chris and gender

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[[File:TrueAndHonestChristineChandler.png|thumb|What Chris might've actually looked like if he was born a womanchild]]

Nowadays, [[Chris]] is struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as [[Girls|female]]. However, for someone so preoccupied with gender identity, Chris displays a staggering ignorance of how either gender typically behaves, and his views of both genders are extremely warped due to him taking the stereotypes he is presented with in [[Chris and television|television]] and [[music]] [[Autism|at face value]]. The result is that he often manages to come off as a misogynist and a misandrist.

== Females ==
Chris views females as [[Sex tape|hyper-sexual]], [[Mall|preoccupied with shopping]], [[Animal Crossing Documentary|given to conversing with others for hours]], and fixated on [[PlayingHouse|getting married and having children]]. This is highly evident in his female characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|his Rosechu character]], whose "personality" consists solely of the traits listed above, which is considered ironic as Chris constantly tries to show Rosechu with a passion for [[Women's rights|Women's Rights]]. Despite trying to portray them as being equal in power to their [[Sonichu (species)|male counterparts]], Chris rarely depicts [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting, more often simply leaving them on the sidelines of a battle to wail like damsels in distress, even when their boyfriends are in mortal danger. Even outside battle, they tend to be little more than organic sex toys for the Sonichus.

Chris's vision of an ideal relationship is also sexist. On several occasions, Chris eagerly suggested having a MFF threesome, but was horrified when Ivy suggested a MMF threesome.<ref>[[Ivy_Q&A#Love and marriage]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> Chris also deemed it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed, but considered it immoral for women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. His usual defence is that that he has never harmed a woman (despite numerous [[death threats]]). This suggests Chris believes that misogyny consists solely of physical abuse of women.

In recent years, despite claiming to revere them, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become yet more sinister, demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris got annoyed when Catherine said no to a relationship, insulted her and claimed he is '''entitled''' to the relationship. He even went on to try to guilt trip her, saying that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she could and couldn't do, all behaviors eerily resemblant of those of a domestic abuser.

In early 2015, a female troll concerned by Chris's unrepentant stance on his [[26 December 2014|aggression at GameStop]] contacted Chris under the name Renee, and attempted to persuade him to seek psychological help. Instead, Chris tried to beg her to date him (even though she had already clearly stated she had a boyfriend) and taking her well-meaning request as an insult, he wished "Renee" and her boyfriend a slow demise in a [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]...then tried to beg her to date him again a few days later.<ref>[[Open_Relationship_E-mails#Renee E-mails]]</ref> The ultimate message here is that Chris doesn't care who you are, what you have to say or what your intentions are. He only cares what kind of sexual organs you have, and if he has a shot at claiming them.

== Males ==
''Main Article:'' [[JERKS]]

Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS|men]] ever since his teenage years, because he was bullied in grade school (largely because of his bloated [[ego]] making him extremely annoying to be around), and later because [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|seeing other guys scoring]] when he was failing miserably at it pissed him off. This gradually blossomed into a general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]]; indeed, in his [[nudes]] it is apparent that he is surprisingly meticulous in shaving his body hair, certainly compared to [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|other aspects of grooming]]. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s so he doesn't have to see their nipples. He even made a (now somewhat outdated) short list of the men he doesn't consider "jerks", which included himself, his [[Bob Chandler|father]] and [[Santa Clause]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>''.

Since becoming a "tomgirl", Chris's misandry has not abated. In recent years he has variously referred to men in general as "barbarians" and "Neanderthals", which, coming from him, are rather ironic accusations for [[Death threats|a]] [[14 Branchland Court|number]] [[Chris and racism|of]] [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|reasons]].

== Transvestism/Transgenderism ==
It has been speculated for a long time that Chris has had gender issues. In 2005, he created [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]], which is widely believed to be a result of his autogynephilia, the fetish of seeeing oneself as female. In [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], he mentioned that you should try out the opposite gender's toys while keeping your original gender in mind, possibly indicating that he may have been in denial about transgenderism long before becoming a tomgirl. He also wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref>

In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him wearing [[Chris and fashion#Chris's Tomgirl Fashion Sense|feminine clothes]], a brief attempt at [[Un-clit|piercing his taint]], and growing long hair. Despite this, Chris still rigidly maintains he is attracted solely to women.

There is still speculation as to why he has done this. Chris may have believed that joining the female community would aid his Love Quest, which naturally it hasn't, and indeed, any sensible person can see that identifying as a lesbian actually shrinks his pool of potential sweethearts, given that lesbians are a minority group.

However, Chris has recently made several telling statements that indicate he believes that he can use his gender confusion to his advantage. For example, on various occasions, Chris has made statements to the effect of him being [[Chris and reality|"compatible with all women"]], or that he can [[HelloLadyFans|"go any way [a woman] desire[s]"]]. Statements like these show that he believes that by identifying as a female while remaining biologically male he can appeal to women of all sexualities, although it remains unclear if this is his main reason for crossdressing, or indeed whether it was a premeditated reason for it at all, or merely an idea he came up with later. Needless to say, this too is pure folly; a willingness to date folks with penises is hardly a given among lesbians, and most straight women would be put off by Chris's crossdressing. Not to mention that both lesbian and straight women alike would probably be put off by the sheer desperation he displays in essentially saying that he'd be willing to change genders just to get laid, and that's without even considering the squalor he lives in, his bizarre, unkempt appearance, or his many personality flaws.

Chris also may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he likes "[[Homos|the wrong gender]]". Some just believe Chris has been [[TRUE and HONEST]] and has always felt this way, despite little evidence. Regardless of the reason, the Tomgirl Saga has continued to this day. Despite being self-described as a "lesbian in a male body", and even showing off pictures of him slapping Human Rights Campaign stickers all over his [[Son-Chu|car]], Chris still seems to be rendered very uncomfortable by gay men, although he has slowly backed down from his bigotry towards them, possibly recognizing that his disdain for them is irrational even by his standards.

However, being transgender does not stop him from prejudice against other transgenders; during his quest against [[Jeff/Francine]], who is also trans, Chris calls her a "pretty little lady-man", a "he-she", and even "Mistress Jeff" showing that even years into his transformation into a Tomgirl, Chris is still Chris.

==Non-Binary Genders==

{{quote|"I really did not know how many genders there are, but I am not and do not judge. Have a good day."|Chris' beliefs on Non-Binary Genders}}

Given how complicated of a topic gender is to tackle, especially in today's society, people will tend to argue about what classifies as a "gender" and therefore some people might argue that there exists more than two. In Chris' case, believing everything he sees without giving it a second thought, also came to the conclusion that there really are more than two genders simply looking at a Facebook post about how Facebook is allowing their users to identify themselves as 58 different genders on September 17, 2016, [[Autism|taking it to mean that there are in fact 58 genders]]. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-17-chris-on-fb-genders.24327/</ref> The next month, Chris is interviewed on the same topic, and is asked how many genders there are, and simply says there are 58 all because of that same Facebook post. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-17-chris-on-fb-genders.24327/page-10#post-1804218</ref>

==In the Comics==

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[[File:CCSonichu1.jpg|200px|thumb|ELECTRIC SEX CHANGE POWER! PEW!]]

Chris, already conflicting with his own gender identity, also decided to give his avatar in the Sonichu comics the same exact characteristic since [[Sonichu 11]]. Once again, despite looking completely different from his real life counterpart, decides to draw his avatar with the traits he's always desired since becoming a tomgirl, such as bigger breasts and wider hips, revealing very much of what kind of results Chris wishes to get simply from watching [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] on [[Youtube]] instead of saving up his [[money]] to get a sex change. Likewise, Chris decided to change his [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] form to a female Sonichu form. The only real difference between Chris' old form and his new form is that his newer form has added breasts, eyelashes, the trademark female Pikachu tail, [[Autism|a detail that Chris always seems to focus on as a major detail]], and the color of his shoes change from black and white to turquoise and lime green. Strangely enough is the fact that he even becomes a female Sonichu rather than a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], as female Sonicus theoretically do not exist, and Rosechus are essentially the female counterpart of Sonichus. It is unknown why Chris decided to make his newer Sonichu form female, but one may speculate it may be due to somewhat [[Mass Debating|complicated matters]].

== See also ==
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Muscle bra]]

== References ==
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Tranny

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Russel and Cynthia

2017-07-26T09:22:56Z

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{{quote|Back in human form, she extracted some of her essence. Then in (female) Sonichu form, she shot her essence up herself ... After that, when she tried to transform back to human, she could not. She was stuck in her Chris Chan Sonichu form. Then between Magi-Chan and the examinations at the hospital, she was knocked up for sure.|Chris, on the [[May_2015_Facebook_posts#Meet_Russel_and_Cynthia|beautiful act of conception.]]}} [[Image:Cynthia_and_Russel.jpg|thumb|The twins, ravenous for affection.]]

'''Russel Sonee''' and '''Cynthia Rosey''' are Chris's fictional Sonee and Rosey children. After Chris's [[Sonichu]] form became female to correspond with his [[Tomgirl Saga|newfound female identity]], he got the notion to use his own semen to impregnate himself, thus conceiving Russel and Cynthia. Miraculously, neither of the twins emerged as hideous mutants, and Chris proudly insists that they're completely [[autism]] free.

This little experiment behind him, Chris shoved them off on [[Heather Iglesias]], claiming to visit them every now and again. They are first seen in [[Sonichu 12]], attending the [[CWCville]] pride festival with their lesbian nanny. On catching sight of Chris, they immediately run up and cling to him, telling him they miss him. Chris gives them a dismissive "awww!" before coldly allowing Heather to take them away.

==See also==
*[[Chandler Family Tree]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Reginald Chandler]]

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DoopieDoOver

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:DoopieDoOver.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |DoopieDoOver
|-
| '''Name'''
| Danielle Willow
|-
|'''AKA'''
|DoopieDoOver
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| 27 May 1994 (age {{Age|1994|5|27}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| American
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
|}

{{quote|"Is chris chan even real?"|Doopie asking an understandable question in a May 31, 2016 tweet<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/737793615259394049</ref>}}

'''Danielle Willow''' (nicknamed "'''DoopieDoOver'''" or "'''Doopie'''") is a [[YouTube]] personality and artist. Chris appears to consider her to be a [[gal pal]], whereas she thinks of him as simply another customer.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref>

== Prologue ==
Doopie has known about Chris prior to him being obsessed with her in mid-2017.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref> She was very well-aware of Chris' overall reputation on the internet, but often showed neutral feelings for him. In [[August 2016]], Chris discovered the [[YouTube]] channel, [[Planet Dolan]], and after learning about Doopie and her work on the channel, he started taking a liking for her.

== Doopie Saga ==

===Chris tries to be Empathetic===
Chris first communicated with Doopie on March 7, 2017 via Twitter when she made a post about her Bipolar Disorder and the ways it's affected the way she interacts with others:

{{quoteboxred|I'm trying my best to understand people. BPD makes me rather judgmental towards those who've hurt me. Their actions confuse me.}}

Chris, [[Autism|having completely missed the point of the entire post]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh|having]] [[Jerkop|judged]] [[Adam Stackhouse|so]] [[Pmurt|many]] [[Michael Snyder|people]] [[Jimmy Hill|in]] [[Trolls|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|past]], felt somewhat empathetic for Doopie, and made a misguided attempt to make her feel better by comparing her mental disorder with a bunch of people she's never met on the internet:

{{quotebox|I don't have BPD, but I can empathize with difficulty understanding hurtful people, particularly, internet trolls. I have been hurt by a number of them, as well as some people in person aside. I have felt [[Chris and anger|upset]] and [[Chris and stress|emotionally distraught.]] I try to keep an open heart and open mind for those who respond in kindness and compassion, as I know they are still around. Nowadays, I have put the bad people behind me, and I try to maintain a positive outlook; some success, but I still have my own mental quandaries to try resolving. Anyhow, all we can do is take life one moment at a time, and do what we each are able to do for ourselves and those we care about. <3}}

===Chris' pooping advice===
On March 11, in response to a cutsey tweet by Doopie, Chris once again jumps at the opportunity to impress her by offering serious advice on [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|bowel habits]]:

{{quoteboxred|how do i stop pooping}}

{{quotebox|I'd rather just let it fall out; pent-up poop does a body Bad. Plus, it is a relief to the belly afterwards.}}

===That explains it===
On March 13, Chris responded to yet three more posts made by Doopie.

{{quoteboxred|I've made a few friends here but they live far and/or are busy. It's not their faults. I'm just lonely, I guess.}}

{{quotebox| Me too. I feel that it is apparent the people we like reside out of state, and even country. I live in Virginia.}}

{{quoteboxred| Hi my name is Danielle and I have no idea how to control how much I eat until it's too late.}}

{{quotebox| [[Chris and Health|I had that problem years ago]], then I started eating two meals per day for a while, now my tummy warns me better of when.}}

{{quoteboxred| Sometimes internet interaction just isn't enough. I don't know anyone here in person and I've really been craving going out with people.}}

{{quotebox| Me too. I'm blessed to have my friends at Pokémon League and Church. Count your local friends.}}

Interestingly, all of the things Doopie complained about on her Twitter account that day are all things [[Manchester High|Chris]] [[Obesity|struggles]] [[Chris and socialization|with]] every day of his life, which probably further explains his attachment to Doopie. Chris finally gets the chance to be with someone he feels he can fully relate to.

===Hitler===
On March 18, 2017, Doopie decided to get all philosophical and made this post:

{{quoteboxred|You shouldn't judge someone you've never spoken to before. Just because someone else says they're bad, doesn't mean they are.}}

Later, another user by the name of MicalTweets makes this post:

{{quoteboxgreen|You know what, you're right! I need to get to know Hitler first!}}

And then unsurprisingly, Chris shows up once again, this time completely missing the point of both posts, and [[Autism|completely missing the obvious sarcasm]] of Mical's post.

{{quotebox|I agree; here's his Wikipedia page. He has done some bad things. (Link to Adolf Hitler's Wikipedia Page)}}

===Liquid Doopie===
[[File:Rej35W2.png|thumb]]
On July 21st 2017, a ween made a fake Doopie Facebook account in order to befriend Chris and get a rise out of him.

Two days later, Chris had fallen for the ween and accepted a friend request. However, the account was disabled the same day, though a new one was created, which he also accepted a friend request from. He later contacted the real Doopie, who confirmed it wasn't real.

{{quotebox|The Jig is Up! I have been long suspicious of the Facebook account, but I went along for the possibility of it being real. Then the first deletion from Facebook by others' flagging. And the birth dates did not match between your first and second profile trials. And then you said your email was from @mail.com. I offered a benefit, since you might have missed typing the "g". And the Big Flag, actual email from your @mail.com address. I had received actual email from the real Doopie before from her actual address. I emailed her and checked, she responded "No" to making a Facebook Profile Page.

Your Game IS Over Trollish Impostor! Consider yourself Blocked. Good day.

Sent from my iPhone

Stay Safe,

Christine W. Chandler}}

==Aftermath==
Thanks to her interactions with Chris, Doopie became a subject of trolling, just like Chris, especially on forums such as the [[Kiwi Farms]]. She is also getting unwanted attention from [[weens]], who would stalk her and Chris as they interacted with each other on Twitter. This has lead to her taking a break from the internet.

== In the Comics ==
[[File:Doopie on Sonichu 13 cover.jpg|thumb|First artwork of Doopie (brunette to the right of Chris, drawn after Doopie changed her hair color.)]]
Given Chris' most recent interactions with Doopie, and her being an animator, voice actor, and a character of Planet Dolan, she has appeared in Chris' upcoming [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu and Planet Dolan crossover comic]] on its cover, standing near Chris.

== Gallery ==

===Art by Doopie===
<center><gallery>
Image:Doopiedrawing.jpg
File:DoopieDrawing2.jpg
</gallery></center>

===Fan Art===
<center><gallery>

Image:DoopieCameForCWC.jpg
Image:DoopieAndCWC.jpg

</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Planet Dolan]]
*[[Saga#Doopie_Saga_.287_March_2017_-_Present.29|Doopie Saga]]

== Sources ==
<references />

{{People}}

[[Category: Gal pals]]

DoopieDoOver

2017-07-24T22:40:31Z

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:DoopieDoOver.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |DoopieDoOver
|-
| '''Name'''
| Danielle Willow
|-
|'''AKA'''
|DoopieDoOver
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| 27 May 1994 (age {{Age|1994|5|27}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| American
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
|}

{{quote|"Is chris chan even real?"|Doopie asking an understandable question in a May 31, 2016 tweet<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/737793615259394049</ref>}}

'''Danielle Willow''' (nicknamed "'''DoopieDoOver'''" or "'''Doopie'''") is a [[YouTube]] personality and artist. Chris appears to consider her to be a [[gal pal]], whereas she thinks of him as simply another customer.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref>

== Prologue ==
Doopie has known about Chris prior to him being obsessed with her in mid-2017.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref> She was very well-aware of Chris' overall reputation on the internet, but often showed neutral feelings for him. In [[August 2016]], Chris discovered the [[YouTube]] channel, [[Planet Dolan]], and after learning about Doopie and her work on the channel, he started taking a liking for her.

== Doopie Saga ==

===Chris tries to be Empathetic===
Chris first communicated with Doopie on March 7, 2017 via Twitter when she made a post about her Bipolar Disorder and the ways it's affected the way she interacts with others:

{{quoteboxred|I'm trying my best to understand people. BPD makes me rather judgmental towards those who've hurt me. Their actions confuse me.}}

Chris, [[Autism|having completely missed the point of the entire post]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh|having]] [[Jerkop|judged]] [[Adam Stackhouse|so]] [[Pmurt|many]] [[Michael Snyder|people]] [[Jimmy Hill|in]] [[Trolls|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|past]], felt somewhat empathetic for Doopie, and made a misguided attempt to make her feel better by comparing her mental disorder with a bunch of people she's never met on the internet:

{{quotebox|I don't have BPD, but I can empathize with difficulty understanding hurtful people, particularly, internet trolls. I have been hurt by a number of them, as well as some people in person aside. I have felt [[Chris and anger|upset]] and [[Chris and stress|emotionally distraught.]] I try to keep an open heart and open mind for those who respond in kindness and compassion, as I know they are still around. Nowadays, I have put the bad people behind me, and I try to maintain a positive outlook; some success, but I still have my own mental quandaries to try resolving. Anyhow, all we can do is take life one moment at a time, and do what we each are able to do for ourselves and those we care about. <3}}

===Chris' pooping advice===
On March 11, in response to a cutsey tweet by Doopie, Chris once again jumps at the opportunity to impress her by offering serious advice on [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|bowel habits]]:

{{quoteboxred|how do i stop pooping}}

{{quotebox|I'd rather just let it fall out; pent-up poop does a body Bad. Plus, it is a relief to the belly afterwards.}}

===That explains it===
On March 13, Chris responded to yet three more posts made by Doopie.

{{quoteboxred|I've made a few friends here but they live far and/or are busy. It's not their faults. I'm just lonely, I guess.}}

{{quotebox| Me too. I feel that it is apparent the people we like reside out of state, and even country. I live in Virginia.}}

{{quoteboxred| Hi my name is Danielle and I have no idea how to control how much I eat until it's too late.}}

{{quotebox| [[Chris and Health|I had that problem years ago]], then I started eating two meals per day for a while, now my tummy warns me better of when.}}

{{quoteboxred| Sometimes internet interaction just isn't enough. I don't know anyone here in person and I've really been craving going out with people.}}

{{quotebox| Me too. I'm blessed to have my friends at Pokémon League and Church. Count your local friends.}}

Interestingly, all of the things Doopie complained about on her Twitter account that day are all things [[Manchester High|Chris]] [[Obesity|struggles]] [[Chris and socialization|with]] every day of his life, which probably further explains his attachment to Doopie. Chris finally gets the chance to be with someone he feels he can fully relate to.

===Hitler===
On March 18, 2017, Doopie decided to get all philosophical and made this post:

{{quoteboxred|You shouldn't judge someone you've never spoken to before. Just because someone else says they're bad, doesn't mean they are.}}

Later, another user by the name of MicalTweets makes this post:

{{quoteboxgreen|You know what, you're right! I need to get to know Hitler first!}}

And then unsurprisingly, Chris shows up once again, this time completely missing the point of both posts, and [[Autism|completely missing the obvious sarcasm]] of Mical's post.

{{quotebox|I agree; here's his Wikipedia page. He has done some bad things. (Link to Adolf Hitler's Wikipedia Page)}}

===Liquid Doopie===
[[File:Rej35W2.png|thumb]]
On July 21st 2017, a ween made a fake Doopie Facebook account in order to befriend Chris and get a rise out of him.

Two days later, Chris had fallen for the ween and accepted a friend request. However, the account was disabled the same day, though a new one was created, which he also accepted a friend request from. He later contacted the real Doopie, who confirmed it wasn't real.

{{quotebox|The Jig is Up! I have been long suspicious of the Facebook account, but I went along for the possibility of it being real. Then the first deletion from Facebook by others' flagging. And the birth dates did not match between your first and second profile trials. And then you said your email was from @mail.com. I offered a benefit, since you might have missed typing the "g". And the Big Flag, actual email from your @mail.com address. I had received actual email from the real Doopie before from her actual address. I emailed her and checked, she responded "No" to making a Facebook Profile Page.

Your Game IS Over Trollish Impostor! Consider yourself Blocked. Good day.

Sent from my iPhone

Stay Safe,

Christine W. Chandler}}

==Aftermath==
Because of her interactions with Chris Chan, Doopie became a subject of trolling, just like Chris, especially on forums such as the [[Kiwi Farms]]. She is also getting unwanted attention from [[weens]], who would stalk her and Chris as they interacted with each other on Twitter. This has lead to her taking a break from the internet.

== In the Comics ==
[[File:Doopie on Sonichu 13 cover.jpg|thumb|First artwork of Doopie (brunette to the right of Chris, drawn after Doopie changed her hair color.)]]
Given Chris' most recent interactions with Doopie, and her being an animator, voice actor, and a character of Planet Dolan, she has appeared in Chris' upcoming [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu and Planet Dolan crossover comic]] on its cover, standing near Chris.

== Gallery ==

===Art by Doopie===
<center><gallery>
Image:Doopiedrawing.jpg
File:DoopieDrawing2.jpg
</gallery></center>

===Fan Art===
<center><gallery>

Image:DoopieCameForCWC.jpg
Image:DoopieAndCWC.jpg

</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Planet Dolan]]
*[[Saga#Doopie_Saga_.287_March_2017_-_Present.29|Doopie Saga]]

== Sources ==
<references />

{{People}}

[[Category: Gal pals]]

DoopieDoOver

2017-07-24T20:30:42Z

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:DoopieDoOver.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |DoopieDoOver
|-
| '''Name'''
| Danielle Willow
|-
|'''AKA'''
|DoopieDoOver
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| 27 May 1994 (age {{Age|1994|5|27}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| American
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
|}

{{quote|"Is chris chan even real?"|Doopie asking an understandable question in a May 31, 2016 tweet<ref>https://twitter.com/DoopieDoOver/status/737793615259394049</ref>}}

'''Danielle Willow''' (nicknamed "'''DoopieDoOver'''" or "'''Doopie'''") is a [[YouTube]] personality and artist. Chris appears to consider her to be a [[gal pal]], whereas she thinks of him as simply another customer.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref>

== Prologue ==
Doopie has known about Chris prior to him being obsessed with her in mid-2017.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref> She was very well-aware of Chris' overall reputation on the internet, but often showed neutral feelings for him. In [[August 2016]], Chris discovered the [[YouTube]] channel, [[Planet Dolan]], and after learning about Doopie and her work on the channel, he started taking a liking for her.

== Doopie Saga ==

===Chris tries to be Empathetic===
Chris first communicated with Doopie on March 7, 2017 via Twitter when she made a post about her Bipolar Disorder and the ways it's affected the way she interacts with others:

{{quoteboxred|I'm trying my best to understand people. BPD makes me rather judgmental towards those who've hurt me. Their actions confuse me.}}

Chris, [[Autism|having completely missed the point of the entire post]], and [[Mary Lee Walsh|having]] [[Jerkop|judged]] [[Adam Stackhouse|so]] [[Pmurt|many]] [[Michael Snyder|people]] [[Jimmy Hill|in]] [[Trolls|the]] [[Megan Schroeder|past]], felt somewhat empathetic for Doopie, and made a misguided attempt to make her feel better by comparing her mental disorder with a bunch of people she's never met on the internet:

{{quotebox|I don't have BPD, but I can empathize with difficulty understanding hurtful people, particularly, internet trolls. I have been hurt by a number of them, as well as some people in person aside. I have felt [[Chris and anger|upset]] and [[Chris and stress|emotionally distraught.]] I try to keep an open heart and open mind for those who respond in kindness and compassion, as I know they are still around. Nowadays, I have put the bad people behind me, and I try to maintain a positive outlook; some success, but I still have my own mental quandaries to try resolving. Anyhow, all we can do is take life one moment at a time, and do what we each are able to do for ourselves and those we care about. <3}}

===Chris' pooping advice===
On March 11, in response to a cutsey tweet by Doopie, Chris once again jumps at the opportunity to impress her by offering serious advice on [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|bowel habits]]:

{{quoteboxred|how do i stop pooping}}

{{quotebox|I'd rather just let it fall out; pent-up poop does a body Bad. Plus, it is a relief to the belly afterwards.}}

===That explains it===
On March 13, Chris responded to yet three more posts made by Doopie.

{{quoteboxred|I've made a few friends here but they live far and/or are busy. It's not their faults. I'm just lonely, I guess.}}

{{quotebox| Me too. I feel that it is apparent the people we like reside out of state, and even country. I live in Virginia.}}

{{quoteboxred| Hi my name is Danielle and I have no idea how to control how much I eat until it's too late.}}

{{quotebox| [[Chris and Health|I had that problem years ago]], then I started eating two meals per day for a while, now my tummy warns me better of when.}}

{{quoteboxred| Sometimes internet interaction just isn't enough. I don't know anyone here in person and I've really been craving going out with people.}}

{{quotebox| Me too. I'm blessed to have my friends at Pokémon League and Church. Count your local friends.}}

Interestingly, all of the things Doopie complained about on her Twitter account that day are all things [[Manchester High|Chris]] [[Obesity|struggles]] [[Chris and socialization|with]] every day of his life, which probably further explains his attachment to Doopie. Chris finally gets the chance to be with someone he feels he can fully relate to.

===Hitler===
On March 18, 2017, Doopie decided to get all philosophical and made this post:

{{quoteboxred|You shouldn't judge someone you've never spoken to before. Just because someone else says they're bad, doesn't mean they are.}}

Later, another user by the name of MicalTweets makes this post:

{{quoteboxgreen|You know what, you're right! I need to get to know Hitler first!}}

And then unsurprisingly, Chris shows up once again, this time completely missing the point of both posts, and [[Autism|completely missing the obvious sarcasm]] of Mical's post.

{{quotebox|I agree; here's his Wikipedia page. He has done some bad things. (Link to Adolf Hitler's Wikipedia Page)}}

==Aftermath==
Because of her interactions with Chris Chan, Doopie became a subject of trolling, just like Chris, especially on forums such as the [[Kiwi Farms]]. She is also getting unwanted attention from [[weens]], who would stalk her and Chris as they interacted with each other on Twitter. This has lead to her taking a break from the internet.

== In the Comics ==
[[File:Doopie on Sonichu 13 cover.jpg|thumb|First artwork of Doopie (brunette to the right of Chris, drawn after Doopie changed her hair color.)]]
Given Chris' most recent interactions with Doopie, and her being an animator, voice actor, and a character of Planet Dolan, she has appeared in Chris' upcoming [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu and Planet Dolan crossover comic]] on its cover, standing near Chris.

== Gallery ==

===Art by Doopie===
<center><gallery>
Image:Doopiedrawing.jpg
File:DoopieDrawing2.jpg
</gallery></center>

===Fan Art===
<center><gallery>

Image:DoopieCameForCWC.jpg
Image:DoopieAndCWC.jpg

</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and socialization]]
*[[Planet Dolan]]
*[[Saga#Doopie_Saga_.287_March_2017_-_Present.29|Doopie Saga]]

== Sources ==
<references />

{{People}}

[[Category: Gal pals]]

Penis

2017-07-24T17:16:46Z

DrDevilFX:

{{Disambiguation}}

'''Penis''' may be referred to by the following:

*'''[[Duck]]''' - a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for the penis, generally [[Chris]]'s own.
*'''[[Pickle]]''', another CWC-ism for penis, generally someone else's.
*'''Ugly Growth''', a CWC-ism for penis, used by Chris since shortly before coming out as transgender.
*'''Seven-Incher''', yet another CWC-ism used by Tranny Chris.
*'''[[Giant Penis Comic]]''', a [[Rule 34]] comic named after an infamous panel.

Penis

2017-07-24T17:16:11Z

DrDevilFX: He used it in a gal pal email in May 2014

{{Disambiguation}}

'''Penis''' may be referred to by the following:

*'''[[Duck]]''' - a [[CWC-isms|CWC-ism]] for the penis, generally [[Chris]]'s own.
*'''[[Pickle]]''', another CWC-ism for penis, generally someone else's.
*'''Ugly Growth''', a CWC-ism for penis, used by Chris shortly before coming out as transgender.
*'''Seven-Incher''', yet another CWC-ism used by Tranny Chris.
*'''[[Giant Penis Comic]]''', a [[Rule 34]] comic named after an infamous panel.

July 2017

2017-07-23T23:36:13Z

DrDevilFX: /* Highlights */ It's obviously not the real Doopie.

{{ongoing}}
[[File:0717.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2017]]
'''July''' is the seventh month of [[2017]].

==Posts==
'''Facebook'''
*[[July 2017 Facebook posts]]

'''Twitter'''
*[[2017 tweets#July|July 2017 tweets]]

==Videos==
*[[CLog 07072017]]
*[[Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response]]
*[[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]

==Highlights==
*1 July - An alternate cover and three colored-in pages of [[Sonichu 12]] are posted.
*4 July - Chris wishes his followers a happy [[June 2017 Facebook posts|Independence Day]].
*6 July - Chris posts about his "[[July 2017 Facebook posts|hot hamburger plate]]" dinner.
*7 July - Chris films [[CLog 07072017|a Captain's Log]], covering his progress on Sonichu 12 and his hope of gaining a sponsorship from Crayola.
*9 July - Chris passes his first [[July 2017 tweets#Kidney stone|kidney stone]].
*14 July - another [[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring|CLog]]
*22 July - Chris [https://www.twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/888672043901886464 begs for $50] on [[Twitter]] to help him and Barb get through the rest of the week, and links to his PayPal. Other users try to persuade him to sell some of his junk.
*23 July - Chris befriends a troll posing as [[DoopieDoOver]] on Facebook. The troll's account is disabled later that same day.
{{timeline}}

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DoopieDoOver

2017-07-23T15:53:33Z

DrDevilFX: Doopie is just a gal pal, IMO.

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
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! colspan="2" | Sweethearts
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:DoopieDoOver.png|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |DoopieDoOver
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| '''Birth name'''
| Danielle Willow
|-
|'''AKA'''
|DoopieDoOver
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| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| American
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| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
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'''Danielle''' (DoopieDoOver) is a [[YouTube]] personality and artist who became Chris' sweetheart since March 7, 2017.

{{People}}

[[Category: Gal pals]]

DoopieDoOver

2017-07-23T15:52:51Z

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{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''---- [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s People ----'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''
[[Bob Chandler]] |
[[Barbara Chandler]] |
[[Patti Chandler]] |
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]] |
[[Clover and Snoopy]]

'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Family]]:'''
[[Minor Family Members]] |
[[Cole Smithey]] |
[[Aunt Corrina]] |
[[Daniel Weston]] |
[[Anne Boleyn]] |
[[Reginald Chandler]] |
[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]

'''Enemies:'''
[[Michael Snyder]] |
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[Wes Iseli]] |
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[CADD Chef]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[B-Manajerk]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |
[[Merried Seinor Comic|Kirby McDerbie]] |
[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|"Lady" Manajerk]] |
[[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] |
[[Omar Woodley]] |
[[Lulu#Ban and assault threats|Lulu.com's executives]] |
[[Pmurt]]

'''[[Jerks]]:'''
[[Joseph Herring]] |
[[Lucas]] |
[[Joshua Martinez]]

'''[[Sweethearts]]:'''
[[Blanca Weiss]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[BlueSpike]] |
[[Sarah Jackson]] |
[[Emily]] |
[[Ivy]] |
[[Kacey]] |
[[Jackie]] |
[[Catherine]]

'''[[Gal-Pals]]:'''
[[Laura Dorazio]] |
[[Tiffany Gowen]] |
[[Kellie Andes]] |
[[Megan Schroeder]] |
[[Anna McLerran]] |
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] |
[[The Wallflower]] |
[[Kim Wilson]] |
[[DoopieDoOver]]

'''The Asperpedia Four:'''
[[Alec Benson Leary]] |
[[Evan]] |
[[Asperchu#Sean|Sean August Watley]] |
[[Asperpedia|Mao]]

'''[[Trolls]]:'''
[[Liquid Chris]] |
[[Clyde Cash]] |
[[Jack Thaddeus]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Kathleen]] |
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |
[[BILLY MAYS]] |
[[Vivian Gee]] |
[[Sarah May]] |
[[Robert Simmons V]] |
[[Bryan Bash]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |
[[Takashi Tezuka]] |
[[Jay Z]] |
[[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] |
[[Thorg]] |
[[Jeff/Francine]] |
[[Arthur Spatchcock]] |
[[Johan]]

'''Other:'''
[[Abusive babysitter]] |
[[Hanna]] |
[[Ryan Cash]] |
[[Vanessa Hudgens]] |
[[Bruce Johnson]] |
[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] |
[[Rocky Shoemaker]] |
[[Rob Bell]] |
[[William Elliott Waterman]] |
[[Mia Hamm]] |
[[Lori Lopez]] |
[[Caitlin]] |
[[Chloe]] |
[[Officer Nasty]] |
[[Kimmi]] |
[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]] |
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Chris and socialization

2017-07-23T15:46:11Z

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Chris is somewhat capable of '''socializing''', in contrast to the epic failure of his [[Love Quest]]. Being a nerd and, as of [[2014]], a [[Tomgirl|member of the LGBT community]], Chris has common interests with his friends. Awkwardness arises when Chris attempts to take part in conversations which exceed his limited interests, as his broken social filter can lead to him saying [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|inappropriate things.]]

==In real life==
[[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb|Chris likes to bring in his dolls to play with at his Pokemon club, even though he has friends there.]]

Chris has some friends which he knows from an all-ages Pokemon club in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. He has them added on his Facebook friends list and they occasionally comment on his updates.

One, a woman in her mid-20s named Alexa, repeatedly advised him on how to get a job after seeing him [[beg]] for money online<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Barb pawns jewelry, Chris decides to join Patreon]]</ref>. Naturally, Chris failed to follow through on her suggestion, instead choosing to respond by writing up a rant on why he doesn’t want to work<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job]]</ref>. Alexa gave up on attempting to help him after that, though she remained on his friend list.

In between her efforts to help him be something other than a drain on society, Alexa was in his company outside of their common Pokemon group, when she saw ''The Lego Batman Movie'' with him.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Watching new Lego movies]]</ref>

One of Chris's other friends from the club is a black woman, showing that he's made progress in his views of [[race]].<ref>[[January 2017 Facebook Posts#Encouraging a friend]]</ref>

His friends seem to put up with his quirks and there appears to be a pity factor as well, as noted by [[Emily]]:

{{quotebox|Chris legitimately has friends, even if it's a one sided friendship that's only done out of pity. When I ran into Chris at Omegacon, he was more or less being guarded by a middle aged woman who brings her kids to the Pokemon events at the local game store. She was asking me very specific questions but kept pushing when I would give vague answers.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chriss-newest-gal-pal-revealed.28532/page-7#post-2079295</ref>}}

==Over the Internet==
In 2017, he began attempts to socialize on Twitter with voice actresses from some of his favorite shows. His tweets seem to illustrate how he tries to fit into conversations - namely, that he likes to shoehorn in references to cartoons<ref>[[2017 tweets]]</ref>.

===[[DoopieDoOver]]===
[[File:Doopiedrawing.jpg|thumb|Chris commissioned this from Doopie.]]

Doopie is a voice actress/animator for the YouTube channel [[Planet Dolan]]. Chris discovered the channel in August 2016 and took a liking to Doopie. He began frequently tweeting to her in 2017. His social awkwardness in full display, he has tweeted to her on the subjects of poop<ref>[[2017 tweets#Poop]]</ref>, his hatred of online dating<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Ranting on online dating]]</ref>, and he has tried to hit on her by quoting his “I’m Done Adulting” ''My Little Pony'' T-shirt<ref>[[2017 tweets#Hitting on Doopie]]</ref>.

In June 2017, Chris began to pledge on Doopie’s Patreon. A Like on her post, which is hidden behind a paywall, implies that Chris is pledging $25 per month to her<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-7-12-chris-argues-with-a-fool.32246/page-6#post-2426664</ref>. He has also paid her $25 for a commission to serve as a profile picture. Chris began throwing that money at her in the midst of the [[Financhu Crisis]], and he quickly resorted to begging people on Facebook for $50, ostensibly to help him and his mother<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Resuming begging]]</ref>.

Doopie is fully aware of Chris’s online reputation, and sees him as just another customer, as she explained:

{{quotebox|I've been following the "Chris chan" saga since the beginning. I know everything that (s)he's done. And yeah, it's pretty shitty, but what other people have done to him/her as been pretty shitty too. I'm also just not the type of person to turn someone away when they're being nothing but kind to me. It may be a fake, it may be a show, but I'm not emotionally invested in this enough to really care.

(S)he's paid me to do a commission, and is a patron on my patreon, and as a woman of business, I'm going to treat him/her as every other commissioner and patron.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Doopie knows about Chris]]</ref>}}

===MLP voice actresses===
Chris also enjoys tweeting to VAs from [[My Little Pony]], his favorite being Tara Strong. Ironically, a few years ago, Tara publicly criticized Chris, saying:

{{quotebox|I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy.<ref>[[February 2013 Facebook posts#Open Letter to Tara Strong]]</ref>}}

==Sources==
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{{Chris and}}

Transgender

2017-07-22T22:43:05Z

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{{Quote|Yes, I am a Tomgirl, and I am damn proud of it. I have embraced and appreciated my feminine side. I am still totally heterosexual. Otherwise, I would be a full-blown you-know-what. ''[...]'' I have been more self-confident, and I have a sweet sashay walk, hair and wink flirts, and I am greeting women left and right.|Chris<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref>}}

[[File:TG11.jpg|thumb|Chris in 2011]]

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|Chris, five years later]]

The '''Tomgirl Saga''' is the eighteenth [[saga]] in [[Chris]]'s life. Allegedly, after it was suggested to him that he get in touch with his feminine side, Chris became a "[[tomgirl]]", dressing in women's clothes and putting on makeup. The [[Calling Out]] videos are sometimes included as part of this saga, as Chris is in tomgirl regalia in those videos.

It's possible that Chris came up with the term from Eddie Izzard's ''[[wikipedia:Dress to Kill|Dress to Kill]]'', where he says that being a transvestite is the same as being a male tomboy, though this is mere conjecture. What is fact, however, is that Chris makes for a deeply unconvincing female impersonator.

In 2014, Chris came out as a "'''lesbian-identified male'''", and later, he started calling himself a "'''trans woman'''". In 2016, Chris legally changed his name to Christine, and he also got a new driver's license that read "Sex: F" while ironically depicting his five o'clock shadow and receding hairline. He has not gone through any proper transition, however, and is using DIY transition methods that are pointless at best and dangerous at worst.

==Prologue==
{{quote|Also, here is another way to consider me, I am a Ken doll any Barbie CAN dress in her
clothes, and I would feel most comfortable in them and to model them
for her. Come shopping with me, sweetie. ;|Chris, Jackie email, May 6 2011<ref name="Jackie24" />}}

Chris has a long history of female fashions and mannerisms, from the [[Anime Wings]] seen in Sonichu [[Sub-Episode 5]] to the [[Muscle bra]]. Chris has even wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref> The most complete list of Chris's feminine traits can be seen [[Homos#Evidence that Chris is gay|here]].

According to an email Chris sent to [[Jackie]] on 26 [[March 2011]], Chris started cross-dressing at the beginning of that month.<ref name="Jackie24">[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> At the end of that month Chris changed his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl". This was the first sign of the Tomgirl Saga, and caused much speculation among people following Chris. What exactly this quote meant, however, would not be answered until the end of [[April 2011|April]].

[[File:I am tomgirl.jpg|center|350px|PSN quote]]

On 29 April, the Tomgirl Pictures were released by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]. In them, Chris is dressed in woman's clothing, posing in what he believes are seductive positions. This marked the official beginning of the Tomgirl Saga, as well as finally revealing what his previous PSN quote meant. For some reason, Chris removed the Tomgirl PSN quote immediately after PSN came back online after a month of inactivity, possibly due to receiving attention from [[trolls]].

To show his support to all Tomgirls and Tomboys of America, he started up a new band, [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]], consisting of a TomGirl Robee (formerly Robbie, now Roberta), and TomBoy Cera and Christine.

==Calling out videos==
[[File:CWC0811.PNG|thumb|Chris during the Calling Out videos]]
[[File:S11-43.jpg|thumb|Chris describes his 2014 switchover in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]]]
In August, Chris made his return to YouTube. After consorting with his fellow tomboys and tomgirls, he claimed to have obtained dox on all of his trolls. From here, Chris makes a series of videos calling out various trolls.

Chris first calls out Surfshack Tito, and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris. Surfshack Tito replied a few days later, meeting Chris's demands.

The next troll called out was Thorg. Chris demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris. Unlike Tito, Thorg did not take Chris seriously. Chris re-calls out Thorg, and eventually unmasks him as Jeremy Slonwhite, a fat, nerdy atheist living in Canada.

Chris then calls out [[Jack Thaddeus]], and simply demands that he apologize to Chris. However, Jack Thaddeus unmasked himself, revealing that he is ADF, another lolcow. Chris responds by mocking him and his communist views.

Later, Chris calls out [[Alec Benson Leary]], and demands that he apologize to Chris. Alec Benson Leary did not respond to Chris's [[Calling Out]] video, so Chris unmasked him as Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man who eats food on Youtube.

Finally, Chris called out [[BlueSpike]], and demanded that he 1) stop people from prank calling him and screaming "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris. BlueSpike did not respond, but Chris did not unmask him because tragedy had hit Chris's family.

On [[September 2011|6 September 2011]], [[Bob]] passed away from heart failure. This brought the public events of Tomgirl Saga to an abrupt hiatus, as Chris was in mourning and apparently too depressed to make more videos. BlueSpike's deadline to respond to Chris passed without Chris unmasking him.

==After Bob's death==
Bob's passing, however it may have affected Chris, did not stop him from being a tomgirl; 3 years later, according to his latest [[OkCupid]] profile, he stated "I would cross dress more often if my mother was not against me doing it (panties and bra included, but wear them anyway)."

On 14 August [[2014]], Chris [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|revealed]] via [[Facebook]] that he is a self-described "Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser", claiming shortly afterward to be a [[Gaybian|lesbian in a male body]]. He also proclaimed that he is a supporter of "LBT" rights, which seems to have neatly coincided with the advent of his professed status as a transsexual person. His omission of the "G" (Gay) was attacked by [[Kim Wilson|Kim]], in the face of which Chris admitted that the [[Homos|"G.M.s"]] were "fortunate" to be "on the boat", suggesting that he despises gay men as much as ever.

Chris returned to uploading videos of himself in 2015.

In [[May 2016]], he successfully filed for a name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref>

== Gallery of Chris-tran ==

'''Tito's Introduction'''

Chris decided that being a [[JERKS|man]] was too much work. It often involves [[Stress|stressful]] activities such as getting a job, excercising,
and supporting a family. The role of the man was too stressful for the life of Christian Weston Chandler.

He decided he would take the route that was easier for him. The path that he was so familiar with in [[Manchester High School|Highschool]].
The manchild felt that he could identify being a lady seeing that he has had vast experience of hanging out with girls
in the cafeteria. Chris decided that being in touch with his feminine side would be the truth key in his quest.

But wait! Does that make him gay?

Not in Chris' lifetime it doesn't. Thanks to 3 months of dry spell and constant hours of TV have deluded him. Based on the archetype you would see on movies and video games, you would learn of the "Tomboy", The girl with boyish next to dykish features would allow her to be swarmed by the opposite sex with her short hair and her appreciation of the Dresdon Dolls.

"If a girl could do it, So can a boy", Chris thought. Thus he has coined the term "Tomgirl". A man in touch with his feminine side, and totally heterosexual.

'''Gallery'''

Several of these images are reversed left-to-right, possibly because Chris took them with the front camera on his [[Nintendo|DSi or 3DS]] (Which, like most front-facing cameras, flips the image so that the picture matches what the user sees on the screen, as though the user were looking into a mirror). It should also be noted that picture taking occurred in at least three different places. Pictures [[:File:TG3.jpg|TG3]] and [[:File:TG4.jpg|TG4]] are taken on the Downtown Walking Mall. [[:File:TG12.jpg|TG12]] and [[:File:TG19.jpg|TG19]] are taken at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] and the rest taken in his [[14_Branchland_Court|home]].

<center>{{Collapsible|Tito's leaked Tomgirl Pictures from 2011|<gallery>
File:TG2.jpg|Tomgirl car in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''
File:TG3.jpg|Chris previously drew on the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall in [[Chris's Big Night Out II]].
File:TG4.jpg|Chris holding nail polish. Also, note his dehydrated skin.
File:TG5.jpg|Chris matched the color of his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]] with his new pair of sandals.
File:TG6.jpg
File:TG7.jpg|Left ear buccaneer, right ear [[Homos|queer]].
File:TG8.jpg|Not the first time that Chris has covered his face in [[pickle]]s and [[Semen|white goo.]] Also, he's using the [[Plush Breasts]] as a pillow.
File:TG9.jpg|You just know this picture will be used in the paper when Chris finally kills [[Michael Snyder|someone]].
File:TG10.jpg|Not even white knights can say anything to defend this...
File:TG11.jpg
File:TG12.jpg
File:TG13.jpg|DAT ASS
File:TG14.jpg
File:TG15.jpg|[[Barb]] 2.0
File:TG16.jpg
File:TG17.jpg|He made himself into a sweetheart from the ground-up.
File:TG18.jpg|GOODBYE HORSES
File:TG19.jpg
File:TG20.jpg|The PlayStation Move SharpShooter doesn't make the look any manlier.
File:TG21.jpg
File:TG22.jpg
File:TG23.jpg
File:TG24.jpg|Note the [[Medallions_of_Fail#The_Asperchu_Medallion_.28a.k.a._The_Medallion_of_Win.3F.29|Asperchu Medallion]] at top right.
File:TG25.jpg
File:TG26.jpg
</gallery>}}
</center>

<center>{{Collapsible|More Tomgirl pictures|<gallery>
File:RoD3b.jpg|March Picture 1, featuring proto-Tomgirl Chris.
File:ZyK7a.jpg|March Picture 2
File:IiL3P.jpg|March Picture 3
File:CWCJuly2011.jpg|Chris's [[Facebook]] pic of July 2011, with Tomgirl earrings
File:PSN TOMGIRL1-1.jpg|A random PS3 Home avatar which in no way reminds us of Chris. Good thing they put the usernames there.
File:Chris 09.jpg|In September, Chris was spotted at [[Wal-Mart]]. Note the purse.
File:Oj57ACG.jpg
File:Cwc Menstrual pads 1.jpeg|Menstrual pads
File:Cwc Menstrual pads 2.jpeg
</gallery>}}
</center>

Barb was not happy, making negative remarks, such as, "do not wear eye shadow," "you look like [[Carlos Chantor|a prostitute]]," "lipstick makes you look like a hooker," "you're turning into a [[homos|gay]]," "[[Un-clit|what are you piercing next?]]" and "what's next, you [[I Love You, Catherine|wearing a skirt]] and high heels?"<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> Predictably, Chris reacted to this negative criticism by completely disregarding it and complaining about Barb.

==List of Chris's MTF transition methods==
[[File:Cwc Menstrual pads 1.jpeg|thumb|250px]]
Chris has made several attempts to transition into a true and honest woman. Unfortunately for him, he has a strong belief in [[honor roll|junk science and miracle cures]]. As a result, his favored methods produce no benefits, and many are harmful to his health, [[Chris and reality|not that he would realize it]].

*Growing out his [[hair]]
*[[Chris and fashion|Wearing women's clothing]]
*[[Gal Pal E-mails 4#Shaved eyebrows|Shaving his eyebrows]]
*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS#Menstrual pads|Using menstrual pads]]
*[[Un-clit]]
*[[December 2015 Facebook Posts#Remote and Wired Vibrating Eggs|Vibrating Bra]]
*[[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|Oestrogel]]
*A [[name change]]
*[[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]
*[[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|Breast Massaging]]
*[[Un-clit 2.0]]
*[[Un-clit 2.0#Self-inflicted?|A knife?]]
*[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/8-10-chris-bought-female-hormone-vitamins.23257 Female Hormone Vitamins]

==Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia==
[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|left|thumb|Chris' TAToV avatar, used while posting as KookyDashy]]
In late May, Chris discovered the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum. The forum was dedicated to tomboys and tomgirls living in Virginia who wish to discuss their lives. Chris joined under the username [[My Little Pony|Kookydashy]], marking a midpoint in the saga.

In the posts Chris made, he mostly talked about himself and his tomgirl antics. Chris revealed that he had [[Homos|come out]] to his parents, only to receive insults from them. [[Barb]], in particular, has kept complaining about his new attire, and [[Bob]], according to Chris, "threw the damned fag card" at him. Chris also recounts a story in which he went to the lady's restroom because he "started feeling discomfort in using the Men's restroom." Despite a [[jerkop]] who caught him and yelled at him, Chris proceeded to ignore him and is presumably using the ladies' room to this day.

Later posts Chris made excessive mention of being trolled online, at which point it became obvious that KookyDashy was Chris. According to Chris, socializing online makes people more [[autistic]], and people should socialize offline. The irony of posting this on an online social forum was apparently lost. Chris also became paranoid of being trolled even on these forums, leading him to accuse a tomboy looking for a tomgirl of being a troll. For a month, Chris didn't post at the forums.

After that month, [[Thorg]] discovered the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and made an article about it on the [[CWCki]]. Chris noticed this quickly, and alerted his fellow tomboys and tomgirls a day later. Naturally, this also entailed him admitting that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Chris complained about the trolls, and said that he is not a bad person, despite what the CWCki said. The other posters promised to help Chris defeat the trolls. The forums became defunct shortly afterwards.

==Evidence of legitimate transsexualism==
Unclear. Transsexuality is fundamentally a part of gender dysphoria, a neurological condition wherein the affected individual believes that their gender identity does not correspond with their biological sex. Chris has shown unclear symptoms; the [[Muscle bra|bras]] for instance can easily be chalked up to Chris's loathing of men and their chests. His hatred of all [[pickle]]s rather than just his own suggests issues about sexual insecurity rather than gender insecurity, and his total non-acceptance of LGBT people until now is another nail in the coffin - he is still terrified of being considered a homo, and still refuses to acknowledge gay men (as seen above in his "LBT" rant) or other MtF transsexuals. In [[May 2015]], Chris began [[Oestrogel_application_and_Vibrating_Bra,_How_To.|a largely ineffectual form of hormone treatment]], conceivably because he was assessed for proper hormone replacement therapy and deemed ineligible, possibly because of his [[Chris and health|health status]]. It also costs a great deal of [[money]] to get hormone therapy, and Chris's tugboat won't cover it on top of the expenses it already does.

However, gender dysphoria could also explain a lot of Chris's past behavior; an example being Chris's insecurity in failing to live up to cultural perceptions of masculinity. His tendency to exaggerate or overcompensate for his fragile masculinity could be caused by subconsciously knowing that his intellectual gender does not match his biological sex. Additionally, Chris is known for his pathological hatred of change - unless the change is beneficial or positive for him. To assume Chris "became" trans purely for the quest for [[china]] is fairly extreme, as suddenly identifying by another gender identity is generally a life-changing event for anybody, and Chris has shown that he is incapable of substantially changing himself even with the [[Kacey|promise of a relationship]] laid in front of him.

===Possibility of autogynephilia===
One controversial theory about transsexualism divides trans women (male-to-female identified individuals) into two categories: "primary" transsexuals (also called homosexual transsexuals or androphilic transsexuals) and autogynephiles (Greek for "love of oneself as a woman"). It is possible that Chris is an autogynephile.

Primary transsexuals are feminine from a young age, have an easy time interacting in the world as a woman, have observable female psychological leanings, and are primarily attracted to men. These individuals have a hard time hiding their effeminacy, and tend to be well-adjusted, socially-adept individuals in every other respect. Female mannerisms are natural for them.

Autogynephiles, on the other hand, '''start out as heterosexual men''' (though some are bisexual). They tend to lack feminine qualities, and are instead motivated by a sexual and/or romantic attraction to the idea of oneself being female. This fetish tends to manifest as a "female gender identity," though without any actual femininity. Autogynephiles tend to have male-typical interests (Chris is interested in video games), and many have male-dominated disorders such as '''autism and narcissism.''' Autogynephilia often develops at a later age (often past 25), and when confronted, the people may say they have hid their gender identity. They tend to be poorly-adjusted and socially awkward. They go great lengths to mock female mannerisms, and fail miserably. Psychologists often notice that interacting with an autogynephile is like interacting with a man, and while most autogynephiles insist they are lesbians, the more obvious explanation is that they are just straight men.

Both primary transsexuals and autogynephiles have gender dysphoria and desire to transition genders, but they have it for different reasons. When a primary transsexual chooses clothes, she focuses on fashion and dresses for others. Autogynephiles, on the other hand, dress for themselves and have warped fashion senses. Autogynephiles may also spend more time focusing on sexualized articles of clothing such as leggings or panties, whereas primary transsexuals focus more on tops, pants, and skirts. Primary transsexuals get genital surgery to allow them to have penetrative sex with men in the female role, while autogynephiles go through the surgery simply to fulfill their internal sense of gender (read: fetishes). The "Un-clit" could be an example of Chris's autogynephilia manifesting as a desire to have a clitoris.

===Autism, narcissism, and transsexuality===

Many trans people do have a hard time living in society as a man, but it's not because they would fit in better as a woman. It's simply the comorbid autism makes people unfit for either role. The combination of autogynephilia and autism may lead men like Chris-Chan to take it upon themselves to hop onto the trans bandwagon. Narcissism is another huge motivator. In our society, women get more attention, so some attention-seeking autogynephiles wish to be women to get that attention. Social media has made the problem even worse: women get more followers, likes, and positive comments than men. Chris's "transition" could be partially motivated by a desire to reverse his negative image.

Autistic people also have a tendency to "fixate" and "obsess" on issues. Many autistic trans people are obsessive over their gender, as well as physical traits like height. Many autistic people tend to have "androgynous" mental qualities (sensitivity in autistic boys, lower empathy in autistic girls), and those people could be perceiving their brain difference as simply having the brain of the opposite gender. Ironically, studies have shown that autism is linked to an "extreme male brain", as well as a high testosterone level in the womb.

It's also worth noting that 10% of trans people have autism, compared to the 1% of the general population. Their behavior doesn't read as a "normal woman"; it reads as abnormal for either sex.

==Chris's Mixed Messages and Possible Reasons for the Tomgirl Turn==
[[File:Tomboygirl.jpg|thumb|Chris's dream]]

Although cross-dressing among gay men ("doing drag") is deliberately over-the-top and purely for comedic purposes, Chris in his homophobia would almost certainly consider it to be a form of sexual expression - and thus, wearing women's clothing would damn one as a [[homo]]. This created much confusion among [[white knights]] and [[trolls]] alike, as Chris has long preached against any sort of behavior that might "turn people homo", or cast any aspersions on his purported heterosexuality. There are a few theories as to why he turned Tomgirl, and how he justifies it to himself:

* Given that he constantly insists that he appeals to all sexualities of women now, it may be that he just wanted to broaden the demographic of women who would be attracted to him. This is most likely the case.
* As [[Clyde Cash]] pointed out, it could be a latent desire he's been in denial over for years and only now beginning to embrace. It could also be possible he could no longer hold in his crossdressing urges.
* Some suggested that he received advice about "getting in touch with his feminine side" and Chris [[Autism|took it literally]]. This is what happened [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|according to Chris]], which means nothing since he lies to suit himself constantly.
* As evidenced by [[Women's rights|his past behavior towards women]] and his recent bragging about using the female restroom, he could be doing it as an excuse to peep on women using them. In a similar vein, he would also be avoiding using the male restroom, an all-[[pickle]] environment which probably causes a lot of [[stress]].
* It could be a bizarre, roundabout solution to the cognitive dissonance that no doubt comes with Chris's increasingly often demonstrated [[JERKS|hatred of his own sex]]. This as a solution would allow him to maintain his insane loathing of men, and not admit it is motivated [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|by]] [[Liquid Chris|jealousy]].
* Also, as shown by [[PlayingHouse| his very strange, childish, and lazy fantasy]] of what married life would be like for him, Chris obviously does not want to have to be the spouse who provides for the family. It's possible that Chris realized that it's usually the man who has a job, and the woman stays to look after the home,raise any possible children and cook. As such, Chris may have decided to say he was trans so he could have an excuse to not work ([[Autism|another one, that is]]). This wouldn't make much sense, since the breadwinning man would be absent, except that Chris [[Attraction Sign|absolutely expects the real woman in the relationship to work]] just as hard as the man would.
* This may be a last ditch effort to deny his [[Homos|homosexuality]]. In [[Mumble 1]] and [[Sonichu 9]], Chris explicitly states that he would rather go through a painful sex change than be gay. Given the [[Oestrogel application and Vibrating Bra, How To.|risks]] he's taking to transition, it's very possible that he'd rather die than come out of the closet.
[[File:Da homos.jpg|thumb|right|Chris choosing between being a tranny and being gay. Note his personal signature below that statement.]]

==Timeline==
* [[March 2011|30 March 2011]] - Chris changes his [[PSN]] quote to "I am Tomgirl", foreshadowing the Tomgirl Pictures.
* [[April 2011|29 April 2011]] - Several pictures of Chris in his tomgirl attire are released. These pictures ended the speculation caused by Chris's most recent PSN quote, as well as marking the official start of the Tomgirl Saga.
* [[May 2011|14 May 2011]] - Chris removes the "I am Tomgirl" quote from his PSN account, immediately after PSN comes back online after a month of being inactive.
* 29 May 2011 - Chris discovers and joins the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum as Kookydashy. He makes three notable posts:
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Introductions!|Chris writes his introduction]] to his fellow tomboys and tomgirls.
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Chris describes how he came out]] as a tomgirl to his parents, as [[Bob]] called him a "fag", and [[Barb]] commented "I didn't raise a daughter".
** [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Girly Things Tee Hee|Chris recounts an experience]] where he got yelled at by a [[jerkop]] for going to the women's restroom.
* [[June 2011|9 June 2011]] - In another post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Mothers|Chris reveals that Barb]] tried to pay him to stop wearing panties, only to refuse. He then goes on and suggests that all men should be legally required to wear [[Muscle bra|bras]].
* 17 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Friendship Issues|Chris talks about himself]] in a post at the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum. He mentions how he had more [[gal-pals]] then male friends, and that [[dating education]] should be a mandatory class.
* 22 June 2011 - [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Reputation|Chris makes his final post]] on the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum before being discovered by the [[CWCki]], where he all but says he is Christian Weston Chandler, mentioning both his [[trolls]] and [[Sonichu]].
* [[July 2011|20 July 2011]] - [[Thorg]] discovers the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia forum, and makes an article about it on the CWCki.
* 21 July 2011 - Chris responds to the Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia's discovery in a post, where he officially declares that he is Christian Weston Chandler. He complains about his trolls, and reassures his fellow posters that he is not a bad person. After talking about this with other posters for a few days, he stops posting on the forums, and later the forums are deleted.
* [[August 2011|6 August 2011]] - The next part of the Tomgirl Saga begins, when Chris returns to [[Youtube]]. He makes three videos, calling out various trolls and threatening to reveal their dox if they do not comply to his demands.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don|Chris calls out]] [[Surfshack Tito]], and demands that he 1) admit to hacking PlayStation Network, 2) apologize to the [[Wallflower]] and her family, 3) send Chris $1,000, 4) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 5) apologize to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris calls out]] [[Thorg]], and demands that he 1) put up a billboard in NYC declaring that Chris is straight, 2) delete all of his pages from the CWCki, and 3) apologize to Chris.
** [[Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris tells Thorg and Tito]] that they must respond to the [[Calling Out]] videos by August 31.
* 9 August 2011 - Two videos by Chris were released, and Tito releases a video responding to Chris.
** [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Chris calls out]] [[Alec Benson Leary]], simply demanding that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[It's not that cold|Chris goes outside,]] pretends to dig up [[Patti]], and wears her as a coat, in a parody of The Silence of the Lambs.
** [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|Tito responds to Chris,]] who is desperate in making sure Chris does not release his dox, and complies to Chris's demands.
* 10 August 2011 - Chris makes two more videos:
** [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Chris accepts Tito's attempts]] to meet Chris's demands, and re-calls out Thorg for not meeting Chris's demands.
** [[Correction of EX relationship status|Chris mentions that he never dated the]] [[Wallflower]], and that she was simply a female friend. Chris also mentions he has a new [[sweetheart]].
* 12 August 2011 - [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|Chris unmasks Thorg,]] and reveals that he is Jeremy Slonwhite of Canada.
* 16 August 2011 - Chris makes another two videos, one regarding the Calling Out videos:
** [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya|Chris calls out]] [[Jack Thaddeus]], and demands that he apologizes to Chris.
** [[Kaka Makeup Basics|Chris makes a makeup tutorial video]], reinforcing his tomgirl status.
* 20 August 2011 - [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|Chris uploads a video where he sings about wristwatches]] dedicated to Thorg, which intimidates Thorg and causes him to leave the Internet.
* 23 August 2011 - Chris uploads another three videos:
** [[Re-Calling Ahuvia|Chris re-calls out Jack Thaddeus]], and reveals that he is a communist.
** [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|Chris calls out]] [[BlueSpike]], and demands that he 1) stop people from prank calling Chris and yelling "JULAY", and 2) apologize to Chris.
** [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.|Chris shows off his hand-me-down laptop]] given to him by a fan, and mentions that he upgraded it.
* 28 August 2011 - A [[CWCki]] user by the name of Dinglebear, under the alias "CWCvilleProductions", uploads a video featuring Chris. In it, [[Victory Rockout|Chris rocks out]] to a ''Skyrim'' remix while celebrating his victory over Thorg.
* 29 August 2011 - [[Response to ADF|Chris responds to Jack Thaddeus]] who revealed he was ADF. Chris reinforces his [[homophobia]] while stating he also likes lesbians.
* 30 August 2011 - [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris unmasks Alec Benson Leary]] a day before the deadline, who has not responded to Chris's Calling Out videos. Chris reveals that he is Christopher Paul Whitney, a fat man on Youtube.
* 31 August 2011 - The deadline for Surfshack Tito, Thorg, and Alec Benson Leary to apologize to Chris.
* [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] - [[Bob]] dies of heart failure. Unfortunately, Chris's mourning put an abrupt end to the Calling Out videos.
* 15 September 2011 - The deadline for BlueSpike to apologize to Chris. However, Chris did not unmask BlueSpike as he was still in mourning.
* 14 August 2014 - Chris reveals on [[Facebook]] that he is not just a Tomgirl, but also a "Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body" and a "Tranny Cross-Dresser".
* 12 May 2015 - Facebook posts reveal that Chris is now perusing hormone replacement in order to become more physically feminine.
* 21 May 2015 - Chris turns his fursona, [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], into a Lesbian Transwoman.
* 1 [[November 2015]] - Chris abruptly resumes his [[Love Quest]] with [[HelloLadyFans]], asking for women of all orientations to come to him.
* 5 [[January 2016]] - Chris uploads a video hosting a lesbian sleepover for a [[Sex|Night of fun]].

== Fan works ==
<center>{{Collapsible|Fan Works|<gallery>
File:Would you mount and do me.jpg
File:Tomgirlart.jpg
File:Chrisgirlfriend.jpg
File:Tomgirl.jpg
File:Tomchu.png
File:Chris_x_Tomgirl.png
File:New-Anchuent-Form1.jpg
File:New-Anchuent-Form2.jpg
File:Cwcc.jpg|"IT'S A TRAP!"
File:Uguu.jpg
File:1314251396.scumdog cwc.png
File:Tomgirl_by_silphen.png
File:The_virginian_virgin.jpg
File:Chris_tran_by_linkcantriforce.jpg
File:Hemanchristian.jpg|Tomgirl or He-Man?
File:Whatcouldbe.jpg
File:ChantomimeDame.png|[[TRUE and HONEST]] picture from Chris's brief stint in British theatre
File:Chris's_True_Lego_Form.png|A true and honest minifigure.
File:ChrisBill.jpg|There are probably more, but here are the major ones.
File:Frickinlove1.jpg|Chris's ultimate dream - meeting a tomboy just like him.
</gallery>}}
</center>

==See also==
*[[Hair]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Gaybian]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

==References==
<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Chris and gender

2017-07-22T22:32:36Z

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Nowadays, [[Chris]] is struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as [[Girls|female]]. However, for someone so preoccupied with gender identity, Chris displays a staggering ignorance of how either gender typically behaves, and his views of both genders are extremely warped due to him taking the stereotypes he is presented with in [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]] [[Autism|at face value]]. The result is that he often manages to come off as both a misogynist and a misandrist.

== Misogyny ==
Due to Chris's ignorance, he has gathered most of his knowledge of gender through media such as [[television]] and [[music]]. Chris views females as [[Sex tape|hyper-sexual]], [[Mall|preoccupied with shopping]], [[Animal Crossing Documentary|given to conversing with others for hours]], and fixated on [[PlayingHouse|getting married and having children]]. This is highly evident in his female characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|his Rosechu character]], whose "personality" consists solely of the traits listed above, which is considered ironic as Chris constantly tries to show Rosechu with a passion for [[Women's rights|Women's Rights]]. Despite trying to portray them as being equal in power to their [[Sonichu (species)|male counterparts]], Chris rarely depicts [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting, more often simply leaving them on the sidelines of a battle to wail like damsels in distress, even when their boyfriends are in mortal danger. Even outside battle, they tend to be little more than organic sex toys for the Sonichus.

Chris's vision of an ideal relationship is also sexist. On several occasions, Chris eagerly suggested having a MFF threesome, but was horrified when Ivy suggested a MMF threesome.<ref>[[Ivy_Q&A#Love and marriage]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> Chris also deemed it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed, but considered it immoral for women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. His usual defence is that that he has never harmed a woman (despite numerous [[death threats]]). This suggests Chris believes that misogyny consists solely of physical abuse of women.

In recent years, despite claiming to revere them, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become yet more sinister, demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris got annoyed when Catherine said no to a relationship, insulted her and claimed he is '''entitled''' to the relationship. He even went on to try to guilt trip her, saying that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she could and couldn't do, all behaviors eerily resemblant of those of a domestic abuser.

In early 2015, a female troll concerned by Chris's unrepentant stance on his [[26 December 2014|aggression at GameStop]] contacted Chris under the name Renee, and attempted to persuade him to seek psychological help. Instead, Chris tried to beg her to date him (even though she had already clearly stated she had a boyfriend) and taking her well-meaning request as an insult, he wished "Renee" and her boyfriend a slow demise in a [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]...then tried to beg her to date him again a few days later.<ref>[[Open_Relationship_E-mails#Renee E-mails]]</ref> The ultimate message here is that Chris doesn't care who you are, what you have to say or what your intentions are. He only cares what kind of sexual organs you have, and if he has a shot at claiming them.

== Misandry ==
''Main Article:'' [[JERKS]]

Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS|men]] ever since his teenage years, because he was bullied in grade school (largely because of his bloated [[ego]] making him extremely annoying to be around), and later because [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|seeing other guys scoring]] when he was failing miserably at it pissed him off. This gradually blossomed into a general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]]; indeed, in his [[nudes]] it is apparent that he is surprisingly meticulous in shaving his body hair, certainly compared to [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|other aspects of grooming]]. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s so he doesn't have to see their nipples. He even made a (now somewhat outdated) short list of the men he doesn't consider "jerks", which included himself, his [[Bob Chandler|father]] and [[Santa Clause]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>''.

Since becoming a "tomgirl", Chris's misandry has not abated. In recent years he has variously referred to men in general as "barbarians" and "Neanderthals", which, coming from him, are rather ironic accusations for [[Death threats|a]] [[14 Branchland Court|number]] [[Chris and racism|of]] [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|reasons]].

== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him wearing [[Chris and fashion#Chris's Tomgirl Fashion Sense|feminine clothes]], a brief attempt at [[Un-clit|piercing his taint]], and growing long hair. Despite this, Chris still rigidly maintains he is attracted solely to women.

There is still speculation as to why he has done this. Chris may have believed that joining the female community would aid his Love Quest, which naturally it hasn't, and indeed, any sensible person can see that identifying as a lesbian actually shrinks his pool of potential sweethearts, given that lesbians are a minority group.

However, Chris has recently made several telling statements that indicate he believes that he can use his gender confusion to his advantage. For example, on various occasions, Chris has made statements to the effect of him being [[Chris and reality|"compatible with all women"]], or that he can [[HelloLadyFans|"go any way [a woman] desire[s]"]]. Statements like these show that he believes that by identifying as a female while remaining biologically male he can appeal to women of all sexualities, although it remains unclear if this is his main reason for crossdressing, or indeed whether it was a premeditated reason for it at all, or merely an idea he came up with later. Needless to say, this too is pure folly; a willingness to date folks with penises is hardly a given among lesbians, and most straight women would be put off by Chris's crossdressing. Not to mention that both lesbian and straight women alike would probably be put off by the sheer desperation he displays in essentially saying that he'd be willing to change genders just to get laid, and that's without even considering the squalor he lives in, his bizarre, unkempt appearance, or his many personality flaws.

Chris also may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he likes "[[Homos|the wrong gender]]". Some just believe Chris has been [[TRUE and HONEST]] and has always felt this way, despite little evidence. Regardless of the reason, the Tomgirl Saga has continued to this day. Despite being self-described as a "lesbian in a male body", and even showing off pictures of him slapping Human Rights Campaign stickers all over his [[Son-Chu|car]], Chris still seems to be rendered very uncomfortable by gay men, although he has slowly backed down from his bigotry towards them, possibly recognizing that his disdain for them is irrational even by his standards.

However, being transgender does not stop him from prejudice against other transgenders; during his quest against [[Jeff/Francine]], who is also trans, Chris calls her a "pretty little lady-man", a "he-she", and even "Mistress Jeff" showing that even years into his transformation into a Tomgirl, Chris is still Chris.

== See also ==
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Muscle bra]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris and...]]

Chris and gender

2017-07-22T22:32:00Z

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Nowadays, [[Chris]] is struggling to figure out his true '''gender'''. He is physically a [[male]] but [[Tomgirl Saga|currently]] identifies as [[Girls|female]]. However, for someone so preoccupied with gender identity, Chris displays a staggering ignorance of how either gender typically behaves, and his views of both genders are extremely warped due to him taking the stereotypes he is presented with in [[Chris and television|television]] and [[Netflix|other media]] [[Autism|at face value]]. The result is that he often manages to come off as both a misogynist and a misandrist.

== Misogyny ==
Due to Chris's ignorance, he has gathered most of his knowledge of gender through media such as [[television]] and [[music]]. Chris views females as [[Sex tape|hyper-sexual]], [[Mall|preoccupied with shopping]], [[Animal Crossing Documentary|given to conversing with others for hours]], and fixated on [[PlayingHouse|getting married and having children]]. This is highly evident in his female characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', most prominently in [[Rosechu (character)|his Rosechu character]], whose "personality" consists solely of the traits listed above, which is considered ironic as Chris constantly tries to show Rosechu with a passion for [[Women's rights|Women's Rights]]. Despite trying to portray them as being equal in power to their [[Sonichu (species)|male counterparts]], Chris rarely depicts [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting, more often simply leaving them on the sidelines of a battle to wail like damsels in distress, even when their boyfriends are in mortal danger. Even outside battle, they tend to be little more than organic sex toys for the Sonichus.

Chris's vision of an ideal relationship is also sexist. On several occasions, Chris eagerly suggested having a MFF threesome, but was horrified when Ivy suggested a MMF threesome.<ref>[[Ivy_Q&A#Love and marriage]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> Chris also deemed it acceptable for him to go to a strip club when stressed, but considered it immoral for women to do the same. When approached about his sexism, Chris [[Stress|becomes offended]]. His usual defence is that that he has never harmed a woman (despite numerous [[death threats]]). This suggests Chris believes that misogyny consists solely of physical abuse of women.

In recent years, despite claiming to revere them, Chris's attitude towards women has slowly become yet more sinister, demanding and aggressive. In the [[Catherine E-mails]] leaked in 2014, Chris got annoyed when Catherine said no to a relationship, insulted her and claimed he is '''entitled''' to the relationship. He even went on to try to guilt trip her, saying that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", even though shortly before that he was abusing her friends and telling her what she could and couldn't do, all behaviors eerily resemblant of those of a domestic abuser.

In early 2015, a female troll concerned by Chris's unrepentant stance on his [[26 December 2014|aggression at GameStop]] contacted Chris under the name Renee, and attempted to persuade him to seek psychological help. Instead, Chris tried to beg her to date him (even though she had already clearly stated she had a boyfriend) and taking her well-meaning request as an insult, he wished "Renee" and her boyfriend a slow demise in a [[Destruction of Chris's House|house fire]]...then tried to beg her to date him again a few days later.<ref>[[Open_Relationship_E-mails#Renee E-mails]]</ref> The ultimate message here is that Chris doesn't care who you are, what you have to say or what your intentions are. He only cares what kind of sexual organs you have, and if he has a shot at claiming them.

== Misandry ==
''Main Article:'' [[JERKS]]

Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS|men]] ever since his teenage years, because he was bullied in grade school (largely because of his bloated [[ego]] making him extremely annoying to be around), and later because [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|seeing other guys scoring]] when he was failing miserably at it pissed him off. This gradually blossomed into a general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]]; indeed, in his [[nudes]] it is apparent that he is surprisingly meticulous in shaving his body hair, certainly compared to [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|other aspects of grooming]]. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s so he doesn't have to see their nipples. He even made a (now somewhat outdated) short list of the men he doesn't consider "jerks", which included himself, his [[Bob Chandler|father]] and [[Santa Clause]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>''.

Since becoming a "tomgirl", Chris's misandry has not abated. In recent years he has variously referred to men in general as "barbarians" and "Neanderthals", which, coming from him, are rather ironic accusations for [[Death threats|a]] [[14 Branchland Court|number]] [[Chris and racism|of]] [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|reasons]].

== [[Tomgirl Saga]] ==
In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him wearing [[Chris and fashion#Chris's Tomgirl Fashion Sense|feminine clothes]], a brief attempt at [[Un-clit|piercing his taint]], and growing long hair. Despite this, Chris still rigidly maintains he is attracted solely to women.

There is still speculation as to why he has done this. Chris may have believed that joining the female community would aid his Love Quest, which naturally it hasn't, and indeed, any sensible person can see that identifying as a lesbian actually shrinks his pool of potential sweethearts, given that lesbians are a minority group.

However, Chris has recently made several telling statements that indicate he believes that he can use his gender confusion to his advantage. For example, on various occasions, Chris has made statements to the effect of him being [[Chris and reality|"compatible with all women"]], or that he can [[HelloLadyFans|"go any way [a woman] desire[s]"]]. Statements like these show that he believes that by identifying as a female while remaining biologically male he can appeal to women of all sexualities, although it remains unclear if this is his main reason for crossdressing, or indeed whether it was a premeditated reason for it at all, or merely an idea he came up with later. Needless to say, this too is pure folly; a willingness to date folks with penises is hardly a given among lesbians, and most straight women would be put off by Chris's crossdressing. Not to mention that both lesbian and straight women alike would probably be put off by the sheer desperation he displays in essentially saying that he'd be willing to change genders just to get laid, and that's without even considering the squalor he lives in, his bizarre, unkempt appearance, or his many personality flaws.

Chris also may have done this in hopes that trolls would stop suggesting he likes "[[Homos|the wrong gender]]". Some just believe Chris has been [[TRUE and HONEST]] and has always felt this way, despite little evidence. Regardless of the reason, the Tomgirl Saga has continued to this day. Despite being self-described as a "lesbian in a male body", and even showing off pictures of him slapping Human Rights Campaign stickers all over his [[Son-Chu|car]], Chris still seems to be rendered very uncomfortable by gay men, although he has slowly backed down from his bigotry towards them, possibly recognizing that his disdain for them is irrational even by his standards.

However, being transgender does not stop him from prejudice against other transgenders; during his quest against [[Jeff/Francine]], who is also trans, Chris calls her a "pretty little lady-man", a "he-she", and even "Mistress Jeff" showing that even years his transformation into a Tomgirl, Chris is still Chris.

== See also ==
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Muscle bra]]

== References ==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris and...]]

Saga

2017-07-21T17:19:02Z

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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.

In the world of [[Chris]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty").

The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris's life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[audiobook]] project.

==List of Sagas: Pre-1st Exile==
===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - 21 April 2008'')===
[[Image:Megansagaheader.jpg]]
{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

The first saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris. The saga would come to an end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]].

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===
[[Image:Adamsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in order to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too) , only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
[[Image:Edsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on ED. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===
[[Image:Blancasaga.jpg]]
{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
[[Image:Jimmyhillsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid 2010)''===
[[Image:Clydesaga.jpg]]
{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
[[Image:Pandasaga.jpg]]
{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===
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{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.

===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

===Vanessa Saga (''April 2009 - May 2009'')===
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{{main|Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Saga}}

In [[April 2009]], troll, and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee, [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 10 November 2009'')===
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{{main|Liquid Chris}}

In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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{{main|CWCipedia}}

In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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{{main|Asperchu}}

In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], has led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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{{Main|Surfshack Tito}}

Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal...and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and flashing his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]] while wearing a Scottish kilt. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''pre-2005 - June 2014'')===
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{{main|The GAMe PLACe|Michael Snyder}}

Currently the longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They must also pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he still holds a grudge against Mike.

==1st Exile Sagas==
===The CWC Exile Saga (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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{{main|Rocky Shoemaker|Fridays After Five|Flipnote Hatena}}

After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

==Post 1st Exile/Pre 2nd Exile==
===Jackie Saga (''5 April 2010 - 26 November 2010, 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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{{main|Jackie}}

Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''March 2011 - ongoing, Honestly Who Knows When It'll End'')===
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{{main|Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In [[March 2011]], Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state further deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, as of 2014, Chris is once again openly cross-dressing, against Barb's wishes (She has openly fought Chris over his new found "passion" for cross dressing as stated by Chris). He now considers himself to be a lesbian transwoman.

===Calling Out Saga (''06 August 2011 - 01 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. These series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

==Post 2nd Exile Sagas==
===Catherine Saga (''9 July 2014 - 14 December 2014'')===
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{{main|2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|Catherine E-mails|Catherine}}

With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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{{main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris took umbrage at the fact Sonic's arms had been changed from flesh-colored to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?) Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016'', ''June 2017 - Present'')===
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Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing Sonichu comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

===Financhu Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
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{{main|Financhu Crisis}}
Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKEMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chis was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

===Doopie Saga (''7 March 2017 - Present'')===
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Also coined by Kiwi Farms, this saga began when Chris ''[https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#Empathizing_with_BPD| made a tweet] empathizing ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver] by grief-slinging his experience with trolls in response to her tweet about bipolar disorder. Although he'd get no response, he would still reply to her tweets, usually with small talk with the occasional sharing of a life experience (notably the death of his father) or shameless attempts at flirting.

Although Doopie [https://twitter.com/doopiedoover/status/737793615259394049?lang=en was aware of Chris] before he started responding to her and ignored him for much of his tweets, she later responded on April 21 to a question he asked her regarding her hair color (which she dyed brown), and they engaged in a conversation. That thread got the attention of some <strike>trolls</strike> weens who made inflammatory remarks targeted at both Doopie and Chris which sparked a mini flame war in which Doopie took Chris's side. This caused Chris to further become a fan of hers and continue commenting on her tweets; he probably would have done so without the flame war, but Doopie's actions pretty much ensured an obsession and [[Gal-pal|attempt at a relationship]] by Chris. This also lead him to become a fan of ''Planet Dolan'' as a whole by the end of May, when he made his [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Sonichu-Planet_Dolan.jpeg|Sonichu Planet Dolan crossover cover] for issue #13.

He took a hiatus with the responses until July, when he took part in the "#StandWithDoopie" movement in response to accusations of pedophilia after it was discovered Doopie had drawn a pornographic image of Hatsune Miku. Doopie later posted a [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/887714617484607491 commissioned drawing of Chris himself] that he then proceeded to make his new avatar. This shows that Chris still hasn't learned from the ongoing [[Financhu Crisis]] as it confirms that he is a Patron of Doopie and will possibly pay her more often for further commissions. It is unknown how far he'll take this before he disgusts her, makes her yet another sweetheart, destroys her online reputation, or if trolls will commission Doopie to draw stuff to get a rise out of him. Then again, considering that Doopie only considers Chris as a customer and probably has no intentions of ever getting into a relationship with him, his plans might probably prove fruitless. Only time will tell.

==The Future==
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
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[[Category: Sagas]]

Christian Weston Chandler

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DrDevilFX: It's safe to say he was still a tomgirl during 2012-14

:''This article is about Chris himself...it is his article and nothing less! For the "Sonichu" character, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]]. For other uses, see [[Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)]].<br>''
:''"Christian" redirects here. For our hero's view on Christianity, see [[Chris and religion]].''

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|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler Family
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| colspan="2" | [[Image:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|300px]]
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! colspan="2" |Christian Weston Chandler
|-
| '''Legal Name'''
| Christopher Weston Chandler (1982-[[Christopher's_name_change|1992]])<br>Christian Weston Chandler ([[Christopher's_name_change|1992]]-2016)<br>Christine Weston Chandler (2016-present)
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| Chris-chan<br>CWC<br>[[Ian Brandon Anderson]]<br>[[Liquid Saga|Solid Chris]]<br>[[Spanish|Ricardo Weston Chandler]]<br>[[JenkinsJinkies|Junior Jenkins]]<br>[[Carlos Chantor]]<br>[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]]<br>[[Jackie E-mails 24|Kaka Apple Chrissy]]<br>[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Wordplay|Ht Wto Hd]]<br>[[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]]<br>[[CWCki Forums|OPL (Our Pet Lolcow)]]
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| [[Birthday|24 February]] [[1982]] (age {{Age|1982|2|24}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male (1982–2011)<br>[[Tomgirl]] (2011-2014)<br>Tomgirl/[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda|Lesbian-Identified Male]] (2014-2015)<br>Transwoman (2015-present)
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[American]]
|-
| '''[[Race]]'''
| White (1/8th "[[Cherokian]]")
|-
| '''Height'''
| Self reported 5'10" (1.78 m)<ref>[[Match.com#Profile text]]</ref><ref>[[The Hook Cafe#Characteristics]]</ref>
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| '''Weight'''
| Self-reported [[WeighIn|216 lbs. (98.2 kg)]]
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| '''Parents'''
| [[Bob]] (deceased)<br /> [[Barbara]]
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| '''Education'''
| [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] ([[CADD]])
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| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Freelance comic book artist/writer ([[Lulu|self-published]]), video game designer (unpublished)<br>[[Wendy's]] employee ([[2001]]) <br>[[Cutco]] salesman ([[2003]])<br>[[Carlos Chantor|Male escort]] ([[2010]], unpaid)<br>Entrepreneur of [[Chris and business|Cwcville Shopping]] ([[2014]]-[[2016]])<br>[[Stephanie Bustcakes|Prostitute]] ([[2016]], unpaid)
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{{quote|I am the [[Slow-in-the-minds|high-functioning]] [[autism|autistic]] person who was heavily [[stress|emotionally damaged]], [[Chris and art|artistic]] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] lost with [[Chris and health|paranoia]], [[BlueSpike|deception]], [[Jack Thaddeus|blackmail]] and [[Death threats|plain hurtful words]] from those bottom-feeding [[Trolls]]. I am the hand-drawing original [[Chris and copyright|creator]] of [[sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the city of [[CWCville|Cwcville]], [[Virginia]], [[United States of America|USA]].|[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|KookyDashy]], aka Chris<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20110804190802/http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=57&start=10 Re: We've been found AND mocked horribly! :( ] - The Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia post where Chris reveals himself (archive from 4 Aug 2011)</ref>}}

'''Christian Weston Chandler''' (born '''Christopher Weston Chandler''' on 24 February [[1982]], and currently '''Christine Weston Chandler''') is a 35-year-old autistic [[Tomgirl Saga|transwoman]], former [[virgin with rage]], and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creator]] of the infamous [[Sonichu]].

In late [[2007]], he became [[Internet]]-famous when he caught the attention of [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Initial fascination was spurred on by his signature homemade [[Sonichu medallion]], his [[Chris and art|childlike artwork]] featuring his unoriginal Sonic recolor, and his history of loitering in [[Attraction Locations|public places]] while literally holding up a [[sign]] asking women to talk to him. His reaction to the ensuing mockery led to a spiral of ever greater scrutiny of his life, [[Chris and...|revealing more disturbing facts about him]].
==Overview==
[[Image:Chris-Straw.jpg|thumb|left|[[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|An infamous image Chris drew of himself enjoying a soda in 2 ways.]]]]

Chris is a timid, autistic, self-identified transwoman with delusional tendencies who has been allowed - by his parents, [[Barbara Chandler]] and the deceased [[Bob Chandler]] - to eternally live like a child, amassing [[toys]] and [[video games]] into a single [[room]] in his parents' [[14 Branchland Court|house]]. Now 35 years old, he is so comfortable in his protected existence that he refuses to conform to the norms of society even as he continues to grow older and the need for independence becomes more dire as his mother's health fails. Chris regularly demonstrates having trouble with [[Chris and health#Hygiene|personal hygiene]], acceptable [[Love Quest|public]] [[Chris and the Law#2013|behavior]], recognizing when he needs to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|use the washroom]], and using his time to [[Sonic Boom Protests|contribute to society]] in any [[Chris's resume|meaningful way]]. Although the public school system forced Chris to face society, graduation has allowed Chris to stay indoors and avoid taking part in typical civilian activities. Due to this avoidance of the outside world, Chris has never held a steady [[Chris's resume|job]], or even been employed for more than a few months in his whole life. Chris has had shockingly few meaningful relationships with people in a social setting outside of his parents, although he does manage to make friends with people who share his interests in nerd and LGBT culture<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-happen-when-barb-dies.10000/page-96#post-1853572</ref>.

Chris is completely obsessed with his character Sonichu, to the point that he has hand-crafted several medallions in the shape of Sonichu and related characters. Between February [[2004]] and [[March 2010]], Chris was rarely seen or photographed without one of these totems, even wearing them in his [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license photo]] and to his [[college]] graduation. At the same time, he is absolutely convinced that everyone wants to learn all about Sonichu, and that the only reason [[Nintendo]], Sega, and [[Sony]] haven't approached him about making Sonichu games is that they're either trying to be tough negotiators, or that his chances are being ruined by trolls working in the companies. The medallion returned in [[September 2010]]. For awhile Chris had been upkeeping an eBay shop where he would make and sell these medallions, including Sonichu, Rosechu, Blake, and even custom character options. These were sold for 30$ a piece. After the eBay shop became a mild success he moved to Etsy, however, his laziness got the best of him and he lost the shop after nine months in business, due to failing to fulfill orders.

Chris used to absolutely hate [[homos|gay men]], and communicated this with such intensity that observers were easily convinced he was simply terrified of becoming gay himself. He cannot bear to look at another man's [[pickle|penis]], and he stares at [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|a ''Sailor Moon'' poster]] to keep himself straight.<ref>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator]]</ref> Chris' words do not always align with his actions; he appears to be deeply insecure about his gender. He has [[recycling|swallowed his own semen]], [[Sports bra photo series|wears a bra]], and only reins in his [[Tomgirl Pictures|tendency to proudly cross-dress]] because his elderly mother intensely disapproves. While these actions do not indicate homosexuality outright, they do question the validity of Chris's own judgements on his sexual orientation. Surprisingly, however, his homophobia seemed to have little basis in his religious beliefs, as he had not noticed Leviticus 18:22, which condemns homosexuality, until he saw it on a 2009 episode of ''[[Family Guy]]''.<ref>[[CWC with Bible - Leviticus]]</ref> However, his homophobia didn't extend to lesbians, whom he "partly encourages" and is even aroused by.
His adult life has, until somewhat recently, been largely defined by his goal of developing his webcomic ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' into a hit media franchise and his [[Love Quest]] to obtain a "[[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]], 18-[''his current age'']-year old, caring, [[tobacky|smoke-free]], non-[[alcohol]]ic [[Chris and race|white]] girl" to make into a "[[sweetheart from the ground-up]]." Nowadays, Chris has largely shelved the Sonichu comics, although the characters and world he constructed remain very much prominent in his life. Instead, he has dedicated many months to [[Sonic Boom Protests|protesting]] ([[26 December 2014|violently]]) against the new color of Sonic's arms in ''Sonic Boom'', and has sat on the fence for some time on becoming a transwoman.

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== Early life ==
In 24 February 1982, Chris was born to Robert and Barbara Chandler. He was born in the [[United States]], specifically in the state of [[Virginia]], and of course, is a citizen of the US. Not much was known about Chris in his toddler years, but the signs of autism didn't creep up until he was older. At the time, he was a pretty normal kid.

===Childhood and adolescence===
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[[Image:0147-CWCsMilkcapsAcrossTime.jpg|240px|thumb|The evolution (or decay, depending upon how you see things) of Chris-chan...in a [[Wikipedia:Pogs|pog]] form (yes, those are homemade pogs). Top: Chris '94, '95, '96. Bottom: '97, '98', '99.]]

Chris claims his first word, "monkey", was spoken at 6 weeks old,<ref name="Wikipedia early">[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> and he remains proud of this feat into his thirties regardless of how obviously unlikely and physically impossible it is to be true--the language centers in the human brain literally cannot grasp English at 6 weeks, disregarding infantile vocal chords.

An [[abusive babysitter]], who was alone with Christopher every day for years,<ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-3.PNG|6 March 2007 email from Cole to Chris, page 3]]</ref> allegedly locked him in a room at an early age.<ref name="Wikipedia early" /> Chris apparently misses the irony in the fact that he now locks himself in a room. He once identified this confinement as the source of his autism. Between the ages of 1 and 7, Chris did not speak at all, and had to visit [[James Madison University]] for speech therapy. He was diagnosed as being autistic, with the doctor projecting (at least according to Chris) that he would never make it to high school, much less be able to write his own name.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref>

During the [[1980s]], Christopher was playmates with [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. One day, she convinced him that Casper the Friendly Ghost lived in the crawlspace under her house, and when he crawled in there to look, she locked him in,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares, page 4]]</ref> beginning Chris's lifelong career of getting trolled. Apparently, he doesn't hold any hard feelings over it (possibly just because she's a girl--if a guy did that to him, Chris would vow vengeance).
In [[1989]], noted ursine conductor Leonard Bearstein misheard Christopher's first name and called him "Christian", which inexplicably convinced Christopher to later have his name legally changed.

Chris spent the [[1990s|1990-1991]] school year in the fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], until his parents pulled him out of classes over a mysterious dispute. Chris claims that he was forcefully restrained by the school's faculty<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref> and that he was made to sit on the lap of the [[Bruce Johnson|principal]], an experience that supposedly inspired his homophobia. It's possible that Chris's opinions about these events are colored more by his parents' attitudes than his own memories. The issue went to court, with Greene County seeking to have Chris sent to a "special school", which Bob and Barbara likely interpreted to mean a nut-house. Chris was home-schooled through the 5th grade during these proceedings. When his family exhausted all legal recourse, Chris and his father relocated to [[Richmond]] so that Chris could continue his education in a different school system, starting with the sixth grade in fall 1992.<ref name="Wikipedia early" />

At age 11, Chris entered and won the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]. On his 12th birthday, he enjoyed a $1,000 shopping spree as his prize. WVIR-TV's coverage of the event focused on Chris's autism, regarding the contest win as a worthy accomplishment due to his mental condition. Chris put footage from this newscast on [[YouTube]] long before he was known to general public, and it remains the most solid evidence that he is not an elaborate troll. This incident is often cited as the beginning of Chris's tendency to use his autism as leverage for special treatment, as well as his fascination with toys & video games at the expense of more mature pursuits and his journey of becoming a fatass. It has led Chris to constantly enter contests in hopes of winning big (or else [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|becoming infuriated and belligerent to the winners]] when he loses).

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Image:0002-BabyChristopher.jpg|As a baby, he was unusually ugly.
Image:0003-ChristopherApr1985.jpg|Age 3, actually a pretty cute kid.
Image:0001-ChristopherInSchool.jpg|Holding a prototype [[Sonichu Balls|Sonichu Ball]].
Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|[[Chris and fashion|Chris's taste in clown shirts begins]], coupled with his infamous "deer in headlights" [[stare]].
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[[Image:0240-ChristianCBBall97.jpg|120px|thumb|left|CWC the water boy. PRO TIP: Don't drink anything from one of Chris's [[fapcup|cups]].]]

[[Image:CWC12.png|120px|thumb|Hard to believe, but this photo has not been airbrushed to perfection.]]

Chris spent much of his time in [[Manchester High School|high school]] playing video games at home, reading ''[[Goosebumps]]'' novels, and hanging out with his "[[gal pals]]" and "[[Joseph Herring|friend]]" at school. It was at this time that he first put his "creative talents" to use, with the inventions of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]] and Sonichu.<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_7/Page_22]</ref> Chris claims to have been on the [[honor roll]], and during this time acquired the true source of his powers, his [[amnyfest ring]].
Because the art award he wanted was given to someone else, Chris stormed out crying during his [[Manchester High School#Graduation|high school graduation]]. He honestly thought he deserved the award more than anyone else because he worked on it "so hard" in spite of his autism. Another reason for his sorrow was his fear that he might soon have to grow up and start acting like an adult.<ref>[[:Image:0567-GraduationNote2.jpg|DVD, graduation note 2]]</ref> Evidently, this fear was unfounded.

Since leaving high school and the happiest years of his life, Chris has been unwilling and unable to progress in any aspect of his life. He remains trapped in a childish, Year [[2000]] [[Time Void|time-stasis]], as he believes that whatever he was doing at the time was what helped him attract female companions. That his high school gal-pals have moved on and married real adult men with careers is of little consequence to him.
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Image:444-MecheFox.JPG|This should win a prize.
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|Not creepy.
Image:470-CWCCoilPot.JPG|Chris's Like Like.
Image:475-RelaxingCWC1.JPG|Chris relaxing. Not scary at all.
Image:476-RelaxingCWC2.JPG|Uh...
Image:471-ChristophersLeatherFace.JPG|Chris calls this his "leather face". Apparently, he's never seen ''Texas Chainsaw Massacre''.
Image:467-CWCPlate.JPG|This plate helps you lose weight - look at it and you'll want to vomit.
Image:doorfish.jpg|You put this over your door to keep away would be thieves.
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===Adult Chronicles===
[[Image:0781-CWCspdbed.JPG|thumb|One of Chris's promotional images for his [[Love Quest]].]]

Chris's entry into [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] probably eased his inability to cope with life after high school. He took courses in [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting and Design]] and began spending more time on ''Sonichu'', launching a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter]] and circulating it on the PVCC campus. Over time, he began losing touch with his gal-pals from high school, and he presumably found the junior college crowd less willing to humor him and his personal idiosyncrasies. By his own admission, his social life at PVCC was lacking when compared to his high school years.<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of My Current Days]]</ref><ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref>
Chris says he decided he needed a [[sweetheart]] in February [[2003]]. Possibly driven by his discovery that his old friend [[Sarah Hammer]] had begun dating [[Wes Iseli]], Chris started his [[Love Quest]] in earnest that summer. However, he quickly found that every girl he talked to had a boyfriend (or so they claimed). Chris soon became neurotic about the "[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]]" and began concocting and employing various bizarre methods to attract women without actually having to approach or speak to them.

Chris's most celebrated technique involved sitting in one place (or pacing back and forth) for hours, holding a sign that read "I am a (variable age)-Year Old, Single Male, seeking an 18-(Chris's age then)-Year Old, Single Female Companion." Amazingly, this strategy accomplished nothing beyond getting him into trouble with various [[jerkops|authority]] [[manajerks|figures]] who believed that he was loitering and/or soliciting sex, which was legally true. Chris was particularly affected by a series of confrontations with the [[PVCC]] dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] over his attraction techniques, resulting in an ongoing, completely one-sided blood feud involving [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|magic curses]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|slander]]. After a series of confrontations featuring increasingly bizarre and threatening behavior on Chris's part, Walsh expelled him for one year in [[2004]]. He eventually returned, however, obtaining an associate's degree in May [[2006]].

After college, Chris promptly dropped out of society, devoting his life to finding a boyfriend-free girl, drawing ''Sonichu'', [[mass debating]], and using his [[monthly tugboat|welfare money]] to buy video games and [[sex toys]].

[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|left|He can smell fear.]]
In [[2005]], Chris met [[Megan Schroeder]] at a [[The GAMe PLACe|local game and card shop]]. A social outcast like himself, Megan proved unusual in that she was willing to talk to Chris for more than 5 minutes. The 2 quickly became close friends, although Megan claimed to have recently endured a bad break-up and refused to entertain Chris's obvious romantic interest. Chris, seemingly basing his stance on studying women in porn and [[anime]], believed that the key to turning Megan's platonic feelings romantic was to make inappropriate advances toward her until she had to tell him to stop touching her.

In the summer of [[2007]], Chris put it all on the line by entering the [[PaRappa the Rapper Contest|''PaRappa the Rapper'' Contest]] so that he could win prizes and a trip for two to Seattle, which formed the centerpiece of his plan to finally score with Megan. The contest ended in disaster for Chris, as he lost to the dreaded [[Adam Stackhouse]] and subsequently learned that Megan wouldn't have gone with him on the trip even if he had won.

It was during the Love Quest that Chris was inspired to launch ''Sonichu'', a comic book series featuring his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon. Ostensibly, the comic was intended to focus on the life and times of Chris's unbelievably original character, but by halfway through the first issue the focus of the story had become Chris and his myriad of romantic misadventures.

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==Discovery==
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[[Image:110-SchuSiteIdea2.jpg|thumb|FUCK YEAH!!!]]

{{quote|Geez, when you have '''me''' facepalming at you, you have got to be pretty bad off.|[http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/David_Gonterman David Gonterman] on Chris.}}

Chris's rare talent (and by talent we mean pathology) was discovered when someone posted an anonymous picture of Sonichu on [[4-cent garbage|4chan]]. It only took a quick Google search of Chris's name to discover the picture's author, and Chris's miserable existence spilled over onto [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] in October 2007. His life hasn't been the same since then.
[[File:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2008]].]]

Upon learning of the "Chris-Chan" article on ED, Chris released a single [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|YouTube video]] attempting to diplomatically convince the site to remove the page. Failing in this, he then spent the next several months [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|vandalizing]] the article in the vain hope of overwhelming his enemies. This catastrophically backfired as Chris, in an attempt to prove himself as lurid as the [[trolls]], revealed a great deal of embarrassing information, most notably [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|a portrait of himself finger-banging Megan]] that ruined his most important relationship at the time. By the spring of [[2008]], Chris would be banned from both [[The Game Place|his favorite hangout]] (temporarily, but he was banned permanently in August 2008) and [[Grace Baptist Church|his parents' church]] for reasons at least partially related to information brought to light by the ED article.

In August 2008, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|declared]] [[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)|war]] upon Encyclopedia Dramatica in a series of videos, threatening to withhold publication of the upcoming [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] unless his vast [[fan base]] rallied to force ED to remove the "Chris-Chan" article. When ED suffered outages unrelated to this crusade, Chris [[Kudos to the Encyclopedia DramaDestruction|took credit and declared victory]], guaranteeing that he would be under constant fire from trolls for years to come. This began an endless cycle in which Chris would produce [[videos]], comics, and harebrained schemes to attack the trolls, which would in turn encourage more and more trolls to provoke him for his hilarious responses.

The cycle was briefly disrupted in the fall of 2008 when Chris sent his various [[medallions]] to his [[Blanca Weiss|fake Internet girlfriend]], who immediately destroyed them and broke up with him. This emotional heartbreak and the release of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' reduced Chris's output of videos and other sources of [[Laughs Under Lucricities]]. At the same time, Encyclopedia Dramatica began cracking down on trolls using Chris's ED page as a forum for discussing him, and in general opinion was divided as to whether it was funny or [[A-Logging|obnoxious and tiring]] to continue harassing him. The resulting schism led to the creation of numerous websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] singularly devoted to documenting his life), which has only expanded the coverage of Chris's hijinks.

==Chris today==
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[[File:Ecp00066.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2009]].]]

By late 2008, trolls controlled many aspects of Chris's life by posing as dedicated [[fans]], sweethearts, cartoonish enemies, and prospective business partners. Chris's ego and [[naïve]]te readily embraced this brave new world in which every woman wanted to fuck him, and every man was either trying to help him sell ''Sonichu'' products or steal the franchise for their own nefarious goals. Trolls would begin denoting major events in Chris's life as "[[saga]]s" such as the [[Miyamoto]] Saga, the [[Julie]] Saga, the [[Ivy]] Saga, the Liquid Saga, and the [[Asperchu]] Saga. All the while, the CWCki maintains a constant record of these events, ensuring that Chris cannot get away with his highly selective and revisionary treatment of his history.

[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|left|''[[OkCupid|Hello]], [[The Hook Cafe|ladies]][[Carlos Chantor|!]]'' Chris in [[2010]].]]

Following his disastrous failure to woo [[The Wallflower|a real girl]] in March [[2010]], Chris began to realize what anyone else would have figured out a long time ago: his toxic Internet presence is having a detrimental effect upon his real life, and each new video he creates only makes it worse. This realization appears to have led him to reduce his online presence and to stop donning Sonichu medallions and [[clown shirt]]s.

In [[November 2010]], around the same time another romantic saga involving [[Jackie|another sweetheart]] ended in failure, Chris announced he will no longer socialize online or publish videos of himself. Subsequently, all videos save for the last one were removed from his YouTube channel. However, his Internet activity had not completely ceased since he retired from YouTube. Chris later returned with new videos in [[August 2011]].

[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2011]], near the time of his father's death.]]

Perhaps the most dramatic change in Chris’s life was his open and enthusiastic embrace of cross-dressing and femininity in general. In [[2011]], Chris was revealed to have become a full blown transvestite (or "[[tomgirl]]", as he calls it) and fully embraced his new identity both at home and in public. Chris seems to have reconciled this behavior with his extreme homophobia and purported heterosexuality without any difficulty. Though treated as yet another saga at first, this behavior seems to be deeply entrenched and has only gotten more extreme as of late 2014 (see below).

In [[September 2011]], Chris's father died of heart failure. Chris continues to live with his widowed mother, who along with the [[tugboat]] is his only source of income. Since his mother is in her 70s, it can be reasonably assumed that she has little time left on this earth, especially when her poor health is taken into account.
Since Bob's death, Chris has seldom interacted with trolls, and is seemingly no longer able to effortlessly bounce back from despair like he used to, and has instead lapsed into deep depression, no doubt exacerbated by the later loss of his home to fire, and subsequent financial difficulties. In the aftermath of Bob's death, many trolls began to question whether Chris deserved or indeed, could cope with any further trolling, given that he was no longer the bellicose, [[Chris and fashion|striped-shirted]] egocentric that the world had come to know. If one thing is certain, it is that Chris's glory days of screaming into a camera like a madman and performing like a circus animal for trolls offering [[china]] are over.

[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2012]].]]

In [[October 2011]], Chris and Barb were [[28 October 2011|arrested]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] and charged on several counts including trespassing, assault, and failure to stop at an accident causing over $1,000 in damage after an altercation with [[Michael Snyder]]. The trespassing and assault charges against Chris were dropped, but both still face felony trials for the failure to stop, and Barb for assaulting a police officer.
[[File:Chris march2013.jpg|thumb|Chris in [[2013]].]]

In [[April 2012]], Chris declared that he finally [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]. This was later confirmed to be true...[[Other documents#Chris's wingman|at the hands of a prostitute]]. 2012 was otherwise uneventful, probably because Chris was in trouble with [[Chris and the Law|the law]].

[[2013]] saw Chris's life more or less confined to ranting on [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]], as well as making himself a pariah to people in real life through his actions. He began blaming people to their face for his own shortcomings which resulted in him leaving his church, getting chewed out by a voice actress from [[My Little Pony|one of his favorite shows]], upsetting the few friends he has left with his homophobia and getting thrown out of a [[Wal-Mart]] for committing blatant vandalism. He has also complained about the 'stress' taking its toll on his health ([[Chris and Health|this, at least, is evident]]) and pined incessantly about being "lonely". Even the "gal-pals" Chris so fondly talked about in his high school days would end up betraying him - he found out around Halloween 2013 that they had only tolerated him out of pity and, having discovered them, were just as revolted by his antics as much as the next sane person. Of course, the miseries Chris was lamenting at this time were almost entirely products of his own behavior coming back to haunt him, something he clearly did not realize.
The year 2013 also saw the rise of quite a few new white knights as well (including actual friends he met in real life) all of whom tried to offer constructive advice to Chris, although their advice was unwelcome information and thus totally ignored, as tradition dictates. This year of Chris's life seemed to have been most characterized by his flagrant disrespect of people, things and ideas around him, resulting in his exile and loneliness which he idiotically (but predictably) did not connect with his appalling behavior.
[[File:Chris 15 Aug 2014 changed profile pic.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in [[2014]], his long, lank, thin [[hair]] receding in earnest.]]

At first, it seemed that [[2014]] would just be business as usual. That is, until [[January 2014|January]] 10th when, in a cataclysmic display of the idiocy we've come to expect from him, Chris thought it would be a good idea to brew coffee in the bathroom of his garbage-filled house with an extension cord, leading to him [[Destruction Of Chris's House|setting his own house on fire]]. While no human was seriously harmed, one of the remaining [[Chandler cats]] died in the fire. The resulting damages forced Chris and his mother to temporarily [[Rental House|move out and trash a different house]]. Almost all of the Chandler possessions were destroyed in the fire, including most of Chris's [[Megan Shrine|vast]] [[Lego|hoard]] [[Trading Cards|of]] [[DVD|stupid]] [[Kimmi|shit]]. On a sadder note, most if not all of Bob's possessions were presumably also destroyed, including his huge record collection.

Since then, Chris and his mother have been having [[Chris and money|acute financial difficulties]], and Chris has spent most of the year alternating between begging and taking the odd commission to make more of his horrendous "art" on Facebook, or in a new display of [[Chris and his Ego|narcissism]], selling autographed photos of himself on eBay (you can guess who most of his patrons are). Nonetheless, this hasn't stopped Chris from blowing literally thousands of dollars on [[Lego|children's toys]]. Naturally, his "art" and photographs are only really of any value to trolls, and thankfully few people have been foolish enough to give him hand-outs. Which is for the best, given that he may finally be forced to face a situation his mother can't [[Hooker incident|bail him]] [[Chris and money|out of]], and maybe, just maybe, learn something from it. [[Chris and reality|Or not]].
[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|right|Chris, in [[2015]].]]
More curiously, [[Chris and reality|Chris began identifying as a lesbian]] in [[August 2014]], and denied that there is no such thing as a male lesbian (citing Yahoo! Answers as proof). While he seemed to soften his stance on gay men (''very'' reluctantly), he also indicated that he hated his own duck, in addition to his pre-existing hatred of ducks in general.

In July, Chris claimed to have a [[2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Needless to say, many [[Megan Schroeder|doubted it]] [[The Wallflower|would last]].

As of Halloween, Chris has been swanning around attending (and likely ruining) LGBTQ events around Charlottesville, including attending a Halloween party at a gay bar dressed as a lesbian from the 70s. At such events, he obviously mingles with people infinitely more accepting and kind than himself. This necessarily will result either in Chris becoming a better person or in Chris being banned and ostracized from these gatherings. If history suggests a single thing, it is that the latter scenario will occur.

In early November, it was confirmed that his latest sweetheart, [[Catherine]], was yet another troll persona. This has led to an outpouring of disappointment and disgust from many of his [[CWCki Forums|unappreciated abettors]], who were hoping that, for once, Chris had got lucky. It is unclear, but likely, that she was the same woman mentioned above who was dating him in July.

This glimmer of pity was extinguished in December, as Chris [[26 December 2014|violated a ban and assaulted an employee in an outing to]] [[GameStop]] on Boxing Day. He assaulted the store's Assistant Manager, who was calling security, with mace; showing that, again, Chris has yet to learn anything from his mistakes, if he even regards them as mistakes to begin with. Only time will tell how much trouble Chris has landed himself in this time, but given his current financial status and history, it can't be good. Needless to say, Chris has no one to blame but himself for this mess, which isn't to say he won't try.

In January 2015, Chris asked people to start referring him with female pronouns, and subsequently caused another ruckus at Wal-Mart. More generally, 2015 has seen Chris slowly shy away from his traditional bigotry towards men and homosexuals (while still keeping up his [[Sonic Boom Protests|ludicrous crusade against Sega over the color scheme of a certain cartoon rodent]] and dramatizing his experience with trolls), and finally develop enough self-awareness to try and know himself. He has indicated in several Facebook posts that he is still trying to gauge his own sexuality and sexual identity; he has yo-yoed between wanting to remain a transvestite and wanting to transition into womanhood.

[[File:Happy Birthday, Nathan..mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in [[2016]].]]

Chris performed the sequels to some of his greatest hits in 2016.

{| class="wikitable"
|Original
|Sequel
|-
|[[Recycling]]
|[[Chris's Specimen Sample]]
|-
|[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]
|[[IMG 3207]]
|-
|[[Carlos Chantor]]
|[[Stephanie Bustcakes]]
|-
|[[Un-clit]]
|[[Un-clit 2.0]]
|}

In addition:

*Barb was sued by two banks, due to failure to pay over $20,000 of debt, kicking off the [[Financhu Crisis]], in which she and Chris both begged for money like jackasses, while their hoards were clearly visible behind them.

*The Sellout saga was essentially concluded when Chris was [[Chris and business|banned from Etsy for failing to send orders]]. He continued to [[duck]] responsibility for his inability to put down the [[PS4]] controller long enough to slap together his preschool-level arts and crafts, choosing to blame [[Lulu]] for being "[[Homos|the bugger that bit my ass bad]] and killed my creative groove".

*His Oedipal complex veered into disturbing new levels when he freely announced that he [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|dreams about having sex with his mother]].

*He made multiple death threats against political figures [[Donald Trump]] and Mike Pence.

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==Aliases==
[[Image:093-CWCtoon.jpg|thumb|left|100px|[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian's hand drawn representation of himself.]]]]

Christian Weston Chandler has a wide array of names he has given himself. He was born Christopher Weston Chandler, but [[Christopher's name change|changed]] to "Christian" at the behest of the "[[Leonard Bearstein|mall conductor bear]]". In either case, he answers to "Chris" and "Chris-Chan". [[Autism|Unusually]], Chris will often refer to himself by his full name, or if he's feeling especially formal, "Christopher Christian Weston Chandler". He is unusually proud of his initials "CWC" and often incorporates them into his creations and various puns on the word "quick".

In May 2016, he filed for another name change to "Christine Weston Chandler."<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/chris-filed-for-a-legal-name-change-update-the-judgement-is-in.20763/</ref> He then followed up by filing to alter the description for sex on his driver's license to female.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref>

Chris's nickname in his high school [[Spanish]] classes was "Ricardo", and to this day he translates his own name to "Ricardo Weston Chandler" when writing or speaking in Spanish, likely due to his ignorance of the fact that you generally don't translate your own name when speaking in another language. At times he will literally announce himself as "Christopher Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler", or variants thereof, to precisely identify himself.
When Chris revealed he wanted to be referred to with feminine pronouns, he began calling himself "Christine".

Occasionally, Chris will use the names of his characters to refer to himself, most notably his evil twin, [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]], and of course, Sonichu. In his comics, Chris has the ability to transform into an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], named [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

The only names commonly used to refer to Chris which he did not himself invent are "Chrissy" (popularized by [[Arjen Van Dierten]]) and [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] (popularized by [[Liquid Chris]]). Less notably, there is also "Solid Chris", used by some to differentiate him from Liquid in the tradition of a [[Metal Gear Solid|certain video game series]]. Certain A-Loggers have been known to refer to Chris as "Satan's Agent On Earth".
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==Featured fan video==

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| Stardate = 20 November 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAClydeCash IBAClydeCash]
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==See also==
* [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]] - Chris's depiction of himself within his own comics.
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] - Chris's furry alter ego.
* [[:Category:DVD slideshow images|Hundreds of personal photographs]] assembled for use in Chris's autobiographical [[DVD]].
* [[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]] - Chris's own CWCki account

==Sources==
{{CWCipedia}}
{{Fan Art|chris=Chris fan art|linkname=Chris}}
<references/>
==External links==
[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ Christian Weston Chandler] at the [[Wikipedia:Internet Movie Database|Internet Movie Database]]

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[[Category:Family Members]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]
[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Hair

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DrDevilFX: /* Tomgirl hair */ He had already grown his hair out by Feb 2011, before he was a tomgirl

[[File:Is chris's hair getting better.png|thumb|center|Comparison of Chris's hair. Left is from November 2015<ref>[[Thank You from Christine Chandler‎]]</ref> (age 33) and right is from November 2016<ref>[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]]</ref> (age 34).]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]].

==Condition==
[[File:ADlEp.jpg|Chris's hair in all its glory, pre-[[Tomgirl]].|thumb]]
Chris's hair has never looked good. For most of his adult life, [[Barb]] served as his barber. The result was a predictably amateurish, uneven cut which served as the perfect accompaniment to his [[clown shirt]] and social awkwardness. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, hasn't helped. His hair has entered something of a plateau, as even when he does take a shower, his hair's appearance virtually remains the same, as evidenced by his [[HairDifference|video demonstration]].

Nor has switching shampoos helped. In his early 20s, Chris used Selsun Blue for dandruff issues, then switched to Head & Shoulders. To assist with his Love Quest, he shifted to "[[AXE]] brand Freeze Anti-Dandruff Shampoo & Conditioner." When he became a tomgirl, he changed it again to Garnier Fructis shampoo and conditioner. He has also used Aussie Sprunch hairspray because "it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy." Nothing seems to have worked, as the photographic record clearly indicates. Firsthand observer [[Catherine]] thought it "looked like straw."

Chris, however, believes that his hair looks just fine, and has always been defensive about his hygienic habits. He also had no problem with his mother's styling. During the first [[Kacey Phone Call]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid]]) [[Chris and his Ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his mom probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh...I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

===Tomgirl hair===
[[File:Cwc neptune.png|thumb|In 2016, Chris told [[Arthur Spatchcock]] that he thought his hair resembled [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Neptune]]'s. You be the judge.]]

For most of his life he kept it short and didn't alter it significantly, but shortly before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] began in 2011, Chris started growing his hair out, and after it began, he also started bleaching his hair. Chris's natural hair color is a chestnut brown, although [[Christian Weston Chandler#Early life|early photos]] from his childhood show that it was paler at one point. He seems to be dying his hair himself, based on the unprofessional results. The highly visible brown roots seen in pictures suggest that he did not enlist the aid of a professional stylist. Chris's hair is also evidently curly when it's long; he may have done it himself with a curling iron, but Chris is far too lax in his personal grooming for that type of styling regimen. An [[October 2012]] [[Facebook]] profile picture revealed that Chris had grown his hair to his shoulders, and for the next couple years it remained at approximately this length.

[[File:Chris Long Hair.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris with shoulder length hair.]]

Chris has become resolutely opposed to cutting his hair, seeing it as essential to his tomgirl/lesbian identity. In [[May 2011]], Barb forced Chris to let her cut his hair. This resulted in Chris calling Barb a bitch. He had to wear a wig for a while. He also saved a clump of hair clippings and wore it around his neck in hopes that it would grow back faster. <ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_26]]</ref>

{{quote| This was supposed to be the Year of Me; I was making Best Social Progress with the [[Wikipedia: Mary Tyler Moore|Mary Tyler Moore]] hairstyle, with Better Self-Confidence; Gone in a snip snip snip of my mother's claws. I also have retrieved the hair clippings shortly after the tragedy, gathered them in a clump, wrapped the clump in a plastic wrap, put it in a plush, satin-like baggie, attached a necklace to it, and [[Chris and religion|I am wearing my clippings as a Charm to prayfully promote quicker hair growth and recovery.]]|Chris, thinking that a 1970s woman's hairstyle helps you get [[China|friends]].}}

Chris sometimes likes to accentuate his hair with a headband, in order to cover up his bald spot. Even before becoming a tomgirl, he admired his girly [[anime wings]] to the point of incorporating them into his comic. At the pride festival and [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]] of 2014, he wore a pair of striking blue and pink [[My Little Pony]] tassels. Sometimes he wears ponytails.

[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2015, showing horrible [[tomgirl]] hair dye and receding hairline.]]
He dyed his hair blue in 2015, for his [[OmegaCon]] cosplay. Of course, he again failed to bleach the hair beforehand. The result is that his hair gradually turned to a sickly green color.

{{quote|But then also the way my hair turned out, after the semi-permanent hair color, kind of makes me look like Sailor Nep-- Neptune.|Chris<ref>[[Arthur Spatchcock]]</ref>}}

===Hair loss===
[[File:A little song and dance (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Pictured in 2015: a prominent bald spot on the top of his head, typically concealed with a headband (which had slipped off in the still image)<ref>[[A little song and dance]]</ref>.]]

Chris's encroaching baldness has done little for his already uncomely appearance. Since hitting his late 20s, his hairline has been receding very quickly. When confronted in the [[Mailbag]] ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris asserted that he was not going bald, and he was untroubled. "When it goes, and if I do go bald, I will deal with that when I cross that bridge," he declared.

In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in 2010, a bald spot was seen starting to appear on the back of his head. By 2014, at 32, pictures showed that his hairline had receded dramatically in just a couple of years, and his hair was more poorly managed, looking even more thin, wispy and unkempt, if that's possible. While his hair is long, it has simply stopped growing on the front half of his scalp, creating an extremely bizarre effect. His attempts to brush a few locks forward do little to hide his constantly growing forehead. Catherine claimed in 2014 that it was "halfway" back on his scalp.

It should be noted that if one alters a photograph of Chris to remove his bastardized bangs, his hair looks almost exactly the same as it did before 2013 - slowly thinning and as greasy as ever.
[[File:CWC0916.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris, in 2016, continuing to bald.]]
2016 saw rapid acceleration of Chris's receding hairline. Cole Smithey seemed to begin shaving his head regularly around his early to mid thirties so the timing seems about right for Chris's male pattern baldness to follow suite. Chris's ever poor hygiene and increasingly gross neglect of his remaining and now green mop-like locks certainly did not help. Chris's current hair is less that of a transitioning female, and more of a Doc Brown mixed with seaweed.

A popular theory amongst [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. Realistically, however, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well, and [[Bob]] was bald too. Ominously, [[Chris and health|inactivity]], [[McDonald's|poor diet]], illness, and stress are well known to accelerate the balding process. In addition, there is a strong correlation between the man's age with the eventual extent of the baldness - the earlier it begins in life, the less hair will eventually remain, which does not bode well for Chris's tomgirl dreams.

==Body hair==
[[File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|thumb|Embarrassed Chris with hairy naked legs.]]
Chris has never found body hair attractive, on himself or anyone else. This is probably connected to [[Chris and gender|his hatred]] of [[JERKS|men]] and their bodies, and it began long before he became a tomgirl. In 2008, he confessed that "shorts are okay, but I don't like to show off my hairy legs." A strange [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card shows him dressed in the costume of a female character, but deeply embarrassed, in part because the dress exposes his legs, which he depicts as covered with hair. He also claimed that "facial hair, to most women, is a Turn Off," which is his [[autistic]] way of saying that he thinks beards are ugly. Consequently, early [[nudes]] of Chris showed that he shaved his torso and pubic region.
[[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris with visible stubble on his chest from shaving or waxing.]]

It is telling that part of his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|costume]] meant to throw off the trolls included a goatee. When he needed to reclaim his identity, he pointedly [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved it off]] for the camera within two weeks.

After becoming a tomgirl, he put more effort into removing his body hair, at least initially. He told [[Jackie]]:
{{quote|I have been experimenting with body hair removal systems. I tried waxing; I had diffculty, only a little pain; I could use some help on getting the hang of it. Then I tried the "As Seen on TV" Smooth Away; it worked some, but not so much; got a rash on my leg from the effort. [[Chris and brand loyalty|I would not recommend the product.]] And lastly, which removed the latter, a hair remover shower cream Nair brand "Shower Power Max", to be specific). It worked great, but I either used a bit much or left some on longer; this was last night. I had worse pain on the rashed leg, and new rashy spots on the other, on the right side of my belly near the button, and on BOTH of my [[manboobs|nipples]]. The pain was excruciating; I was lucky to find comfort and fall asleep with a few [[dreams]]. The areas still hurt some, and I will heal, with sexier legs to look forward to. It's a blessing neither of my arms were pained from the experiment. The pain was equivilant to harsh sunburn. I would have been more comfortable with Waxing in comparison. On the classic 1-10 scale; waxing was a 2; the S.P.Max was an 8.5 (going on 9 with the extended searing pain). At least my arms, legs, torso and pubic are sin hair and real smoooth.|Chris to Jackie|}}

He also said he had given himself a "Brazillian." A Brazilian wax consists of the removal of all pubic hair, something Chris has clearly desired for a long time.

Despite Chris's efforts, photos throughout 2013, 2014 and 2015 consistently showed that, on his face at least, whatever depilatory measures he was taking were an utter failure, as his facial stubble - his "5:00," as he calls it, is always apparent. As with every aspect of his life, his laziness thwarts his dream of looking like [[Britney Spears]].

==Hair mail==
Chris told Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], that his mother had recently cut his hair and he had saved locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls could have them as a souvenir, he even went to the trouble of wrapping each individual lock in plastic along with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big C himself. Chris's [[Trolls|faithful fangirls]] couldn't refuse the offer.

Due to the Mexican postal service, it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock - or perhaps it wasn't. Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of [http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode06/usc_sec_06_00001203----000-.html United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7)] did not cause any national or international incidents.

While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 were ever sent. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English on one side and in Chris's version of Spanish on the other. Each side had a [[Sonichu]] drawing, but the [[Spanish]] side had [[Chris and race|Sonichu in a sombrero]].

<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery of hair==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."
Image:FutureCWC.jpg|What Chris would look like by now if he wasn't a [[tomgirl]].
File:Flirt1.jpeg|In 2014. With his makeup, [[Chris and fashion|second-hand stripy shirt]] and poorly managed hair, Chris ends up looking more like a [[Obesity|fat]] clown than a woman.
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|Pigtails
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[HairDifference]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Saga

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DrDevilFX:

[[Image:Timeline.png|thumb|right]]
{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A '''saga''' (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arc of events.

In the world of [[Chris]], the term is used to describe an on-going trolling effort or other similar series of events that produces considerable drama over a period of time. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been perpetually embroiled in some saga or other. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with the [[Miyamoto Saga]] and has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term "dynasty").

The exact origin of the term "saga" being used to refer to these events in Chris's life is, as of yet, unknown. However, some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[audiobook]] project.

==List of Sagas: Pre-1st Exile==
===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - 21 April 2008'')===
[[Image:Megansagaheader.jpg]]
{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

The first saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved...excluding Chris. The saga would come to an end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]].

===Adam Stackhouse Saga (''June 2007 - 4 August 2007'')===
[[Image:Adamsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Adam Stackhouse|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}

In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] in order to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too) , only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
[[Image:Edsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Encyclopedia Dramatica}}

In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on ED. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga (''August 2008 - 21 October 2008'')===
[[Image:Blancasaga.jpg]]
{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
[[Image:Jimmyhillsaga.jpg]]
{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid 2010)''===
[[Image:Clydesaga.jpg]]
{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
[[Image:Pandasaga.jpg]]
{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga (''January 2009 - 10 February 2009'')===
[[Image:Miyamotosaga.jpg]]
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga (''February 2009 - March 2009'')===
[[Image:Juliesaga.jpg]]
{{main|Julie}}

Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.

===Ivy Saga (''March 2009 - July 2009'')===
[[Image:Ivysaga.jpg]]
{{main|Ivy}}

In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

===Vanessa Saga (''April 2009 - May 2009'')===
[[Image:Vanessa Saga.png]]
{{main|Vanessa Hudgens|Vanessa Saga}}

In [[April 2009]], troll, and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee, [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

===Liquid Chris Saga (''June 21, 2009 - 10 November 2009'')===
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{{main|Liquid Chris}}

In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], has led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and Health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

===Surfshack Tito Saga (''2 March 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal...and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the [[lulz]] spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and flashing his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear]] while wearing a Scottish kilt. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

=== The GAMe PLACe Saga (''pre-2005 - June 2014'')===
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Currently the longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They must also pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he still holds a grudge against Mike.

==1st Exile Sagas==
===The CWC Exile Saga (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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{{main|Rocky Shoemaker|Fridays After Five|Flipnote Hatena}}

After Chris lost The Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

==Post 1st Exile/Pre 2nd Exile==
===Jackie Saga (''5 April 2010 - 26 November 2010, 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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Following the fallout of The Wallflower incident, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

===[[Tomgirl Saga]] (''March 2011 - ongoing, Honestly Who Knows When It'll End'')===
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{{main|Tomgirl Saga|Tomgirl Pictures}}

In [[March 2011]], Chris's exile from the Internet continued, and his mental state further deteriorated. Some leaked evidence of [[Wikipedia:Transvestitism|transvestitism]] surfaced in [[April 2011|April]], and he later joined the [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, where his posts showed that Chris and sanity were only vague acquaintances. However, as of 2014, Chris is once again openly cross-dressing, against Barb's wishes (She has openly fought Chris over his new found "passion" for cross dressing as stated by Chris). He now considers himself to be a lesbian transwoman.

===Calling Out Saga (''06 August 2011 - 01 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. These series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

==Post 2nd Exile Sagas==
===Catherine Saga (''9 July 2014 - 14 December 2014'')===
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{{main|2014 Anonymous Sweetheart|Catherine E-mails|Catherine}}

With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

===Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris took umbrage at the fact Sonic's arms had been changed from flesh-colored to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?) Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016'', ''June 2017 - Present'')===
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Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing Sonichu comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

===Financhu Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
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Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKEMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chis was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

==The Future==
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

==References==
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| titleandissue = Sonichu #12
| cover = SchuComic12-5CoverEdit.jpg
| coverdate = 21 [[May 2017]]
| finishedcomic = ''In Progress''
| pagecount =3 (so far)
| episodes = 25, 24.2
| previous = [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]
| next = [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]]
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[[File:SchuComic12-5AltCoverEdit.jpg|thumb|Alternate cover.]]

'''''Sonichu'' #12''', is the 13th comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. After Chris re-booted ''Sonichu'' in [[June 2017]], ''Sonichu'' fans were certain they will get to see the completion of this issue.

==Early projections==
It was not clear what this issue would contain, as ''Sonichu'' #11 is itself a work in progress. Chris has said that the second or third part would complete the [[A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas|Christmas special]] begun in ''Sonichu'' #11.<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 February 2010]]</ref>

On 9 [[April 2010|April 2010]], [[Count Graduon]] was mentioned to play an important part in the issue, along with [[Metal Sonichu]].

==Episode 25: "To Be or Naught a Tomgirl…"==
On 21 [[May 2017]] Chris finally uploaded a scan of the front page, and more uncolored pages.

[[Sonichu chronology|Early 2009]]. [[Robbie Sonee]] wonders why he, unlike other [[JERKS|BRUTE MALES]], dislikes [[Sonichu 10|violent media]]. He seeks advice from his sisters [[Cera Rosechu]] and [[Christine Rosechu]].

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==References==
<references/>
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

Thorg

2017-06-30T22:00:33Z

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! colspan="2" |Thorg
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| '''Birth Name'''
| Jeremy Slonwhite
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| '''Date of Birth'''
| 1978-1979
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
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| '''Nationality'''
| Canadian
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| '''Race'''
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'''Thorg''', real name "'''Jeremy Slonwhite'''" (born 1978 or 1979), is a [[troll]] who gained notoriety in [[August 2011]], when he was targeted by [[Chris]] through a series of [[Calling Out|blackmail videos]]. Chris claimed he was responsible for exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in July 2011 and creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] back in 2009. Thorg officially retired from trolling on 21 August 2011, after a mysterious [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|video]] was uploaded by [[Chris]], who [[Victory Rockout|celebrated accordingly]].

== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==

Following Chris's eight-month absence from the [[Internet]], he reappeared with three videos addressed to Thorg and [[Surfshack Tito]]. In the second, "Calling Out 'Thorg' - Jeremy", Chris claimed to have information on Thorg; that his real forename was Jeremy, that he lived in Canada, that he could be found in a [[video game]] store, and that he was an [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. He then proceeded to make several demands, including the removal of all references to Tomboys and Tomgirls from the CWCki, a public apology video, and a billboard display in New York claiming that Chris was [[Homos|straight]].

In "Deadline for Don 'Tito' and Jeremy 'Thorg'", Chris set the deadline for these demands at 31 August.

== Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==

While [[Surfshack Tito|Tito]] eventually caved in to Chris's demands a few days later, Thorg remained unconvinced that Chris meant business and neglected to respond. On 10 August Chris released [[Calling Out#Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|a video]], in which he reiterated his demands for Thorg and revealed more information on him. More images of him were released, and Chris disclosed that he was a fan of [[Wikipedia:Live action role-playing game|LARPing]].

Chris was also incredibly hostile towards Thorg's atheism, going on a tangent about how, through the power of empathy, Chris [[Chris and Reality|could feel]] what it was like to be Jesus because Jesus was crucified and Chris was trolled. He also mentioned that as a good natured Christian he wouldn't do it, but he would love to chase Thorg out of town with an angry mob wielding pitchforks and torches.

Most of Chris's hostility towards atheism appears to come from ''[[Family Guy]]'' and simple creationist arguments, likely picked up from the Internet, his father or his congregation.

==Exposed==

On 12 August, a full 19 days ahead of the deadline, Chris [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|exposed]] the dox he had collected on Thorg. This included his age (32), city of residence ([[Wikipedia:Vancouver|Vancouver]]), place of employment ([[Gamestop]]), and nerdy interests. Chris also revealed several full pictures of Thorg.

==[[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]==
Eight days later, Chris released a song about wristwatches dedicated to Thorg. Although exposing Thorg had no effect, Chris's music video terrified Thorg and caused him to leave the internet.

==Gallery==
{{collapsible
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|<gallery>
Image:Clyde billboard 04.jpg|Follow your tomdreams, Chris.
Image:GaybarJpg.jpg|The Photoshop in question.
Image:Thorgmessage.jpg|Thorg replies to Chris.
Image:Thorg sig.png|Unknown origin.
</gallery>}}

== See also ==
*[[Calling Out]]
*[[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]
*[[20 December 2009]]

==References==
<references/>

{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]

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2017-06-30T22:00:05Z

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|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''---- [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s People ----'''
|-
| style="font-size:11px" |
'''[[14 Branchland Court|At home]]:'''
[[Bob Chandler]] |
[[Barbara Chandler]] |
[[Patti Chandler]] |
[[Chandler Cats|The Chandler Cats]] |
[[Clover and Snoopy]]

'''[[Chandler Family Tree|Family]]:'''
[[Minor Family Members]] |
[[Cole Smithey]] |
[[Aunt Corrina]] |
[[Daniel Weston]] |
[[Anne Boleyn]] |
[[Reginald Chandler]] |
[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]

'''Enemies:'''
[[Michael Snyder]] |
[[Adam Stackhouse]] |
[[Wes Iseli]] |
[[Mary Lee Walsh]] |
[[CADD Chef]] |
[[Bagget]] |
[[ScotPalazzo]] |
[[Manajerks]] |
[[B-Manajerk]] |
[[Jerkhief]] |
[[W-M-Manajerk]] |
[[Merried Seinor Comic|Kirby McDerbie]] |
[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|"Lady" Manajerk]] |
[[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] |
[[Omar Woodley]] |
[[Lulu#Ban and assault threats|Lulu.com's executives]] |
[[Pmurt]]

'''[[Jerks]]:'''
[[Joseph Herring]] |
[[Lucas]] |
[[Joshua Martinez]]

'''[[Sweethearts]]:'''
[[Blanca Weiss]] |
[[PandaHalo]] |
[[BlueSpike]] |
[[Sarah Jackson]] |
[[Emily]] |
[[Ivy]] |
[[Kacey]] |
[[Jackie]] |
[[Catherine]]

'''[[Gal-Pals]]:'''
[[Laura Dorazio]] |
[[Tiffany Gowen]] |
[[Kellie Andes]] |
[[Megan Schroeder]] |
[[Anna McLerran]] |
[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] |
[[The Wallflower]] |
[[Kim Wilson]]

'''The Asperpedia Four:'''
[[Alec Benson Leary]] |
[[Evan]] |
[[Asperchu#Sean|Sean August Watley]] |
[[Asperpedia|Mao]]

'''[[Trolls]]:'''
[[Liquid Chris]] |
[[Clyde Cash]] |
[[Jack Thaddeus]] |
[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] |
[[Kathleen]] |
[[Man in the Pickle Suit]] |
[[BILLY MAYS]] |
[[Vivian Gee]] |
[[Sarah May]] |
[[Robert Simmons V]] |
[[Jimmy Hill]] |
[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] |
[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] |
[[Takashi Tezuka]] |
[[Jay Z]] |
[[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] |
[[Thorg]] |
[[Jeff/Francine]] |
[[Arthur Spatchcock]] |
[[Johan]]

'''Other:'''
[[Abusive babysitter]] |
[[Hanna]] |
[[Ryan Cash]] |
[[Vanessa Hudgens]] |
[[Bruce Johnson]] |
[[Virginia Jeanine Sanford]] |
[[Rocky Shoemaker]] |
[[Rob Bell]] |
[[William Elliott Waterman]] |
[[Mia Hamm]] |
[[Lori Lopez]] |
[[Caitlin]] |
[[Chloe]] |
[[Officer Nasty]] |
[[Kimmi]] |
[[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt]] |
[[DStecks]]
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Johan

2017-06-30T21:58:45Z

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|-
! colspan="2" | Troll
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Johnathan.png|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Johan
|-
| '''Nickname'''
| "Johan"
|-
| '''Date of Birth'''
| Unknown
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| Unknown, possibly [[English]]
|-
| '''Occupation'''
| Ex-[[Gay]] Porn Star, Sperm Donor
|}

{{quote|You say yo- you say, from your video, you're like an acrobat, but I can do so much better sexually so, [[IMG 3207|we each upload a video...]] And the person- and, the person that gets more votes from the community on the internet wins!|Chris's impression of Johan in a poor English accent}}

First referenced by Chris-chan in [[CWC Responds to a bully named Johan]], a former [[gay]] porn star who was forced to quit the industry after failing an STD test (which Chris insinuates is AIDS) he was a rival to Chris-chan in his quest to impregnate a lesbian couple.

Johan first met Chris-Chan in a chatroom Chris had joined in order to discuss plans with [[Sam and Ellen]], the Lesbian couple who were considering Chris to father their children. After recognizing Chris-Chan as being the original true and honest creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, he informed this Lesbian couple of some of Chris's mishaps,<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBS17BueShQ</ref> such as [[Megan Schroeder]] and the [[Cakefarts]] incident. After reacting as any sensible person would to this info, the Lesbian couple started to reconsider if Chris was a good enough choice as to be the father of their children. Johan quickly took this opportunity to nominate himself as the surrogate father for their new children.

Though it isn't clear who challenged who, by the end of the conversation Chris and Johan had agreed to have a sex-off wherein each would make videos proving their sexual prowess with the person with the most votes getting to impregnate the Lesbian Couple. Chris would go on to call Johan a bully with an STD and therefore, regardless of the videos' content, people should vote for him anyway.Johan has remained completely silent, however.

While Chris's video managed to shock and horrify the internet, Johan's video of him making love to an [[Kimmi|unnamed Asian slut]] only proved his sexual performance skills, better body and larger non-bent [[duck]]. This showed in the polls, putting Johan at an 16 point lead after almost 7,000 votes.<ref>http://www.strawpoll.me/10357607</ref>

Because of his ignominious defeat, Chris pulled the video soon after. Johan has yet to be heard of since, it can be assumed Sam and Ellen chose him to be the father of their child over Chris due to the results of the polls.

==See also==
* [[SingStar Challenge]]

==External links==
* Sextape https://track3.mixtape.moe/ekppsw.mp4 (NSFW)
* Sextape mirror https://goblinrefuge.com/mediagoblin/u/lekeksz/m/johan-sextape/

==References==
<references/>

{{People}}

[[Category:People]]

REAL Protest against the FAKE

2017-06-24T13:03:16Z

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"'''REAL Protest against the FAKE'''" is a video uploaded in [[July 2009]] by [[Solid Chris]] (Ian Brandon Anderson) in protest of the True and Honest CWC, CChanSonichuCWC ([[Liquid Chris]]). Even in real life, Ian appears to be stuck in the [[Time Void]], because he still thinks it's June. This is the same mistake that he made in [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|his last Captain's Log video]].

The video description is a notable display of Ian in rage mode not seen since the days of [[Jimmy Hill]]:
{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC]". HE IS CRAPPY, and his Nasal Voice is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL! }}

Ian led this reactionary protest movement gloriously from victory to victory for about an hour or so, after which the video was deleted. The wrath, it seems, was more than he could bear.

Ian returned the video to YouTube on 23 July. His reasons for taking it down only to upload it again a day later remain a mystery.

==Background==

On 21 July 2009, [[Liquid Chris]] uploaded a video on how he set up a vendor booth at the popular Otakon [[anime]] convention and made a fortune off OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL Sonichu merchandise. It was revealed in the [[Jack Thaddeus E-mails]] that [[Jack]], (who was currently holding Ian's PSN hostage) informed Ian about Chris's massive success.

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| name = July 21, 2009 - Sale of OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sCY4es83ACw}}
| Stardate = 21 [[July 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter =
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous =
| next =
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=== Transcript ===
Greetings to my fans on YouTube! I am sorrowfully sorry that I—uh haven't posted a video for awhile. But, uh, I have been very busy, making er—making th—rollin' '''in the dolla bills'''! [''flashes fat wad''] Um, uh, I'll tell you what, and—er—this past weekend, I went to Otakon, which if y'all—if you all don't know what that—if y'all don't that, uh, the Ota—[''noticeable jump cut'']—convention... for some anime and video games and, uh, Japanese cu.... Yeah.

So, anyway, I took my original and official Sonichu merch—ah, merch—merchandise, uh, over there, and what was...—it was, uh, replica medallions. [''holds medallion up to camera''] Uh, and, uh, my—my—my comic... and I baked some myself, some chocky-chip cookies, uh, in the shape of Sonichu's head. So I actually sold all my merchandise by the afternoon time, and uh—made uh—'''lots of money'''! [''flashes cash''] Uh, here it is, there.

So, uh, this time I'm going to, uh, spend it on my church congregation and buy my pastor, Elizabeth, a copy of ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''. I—I, uh—I hope she has a [[PS3]]. [''big smile'']

Now, because I, uh—sold all my stuff, I can't show you any of it because, uh, it's not here. But, uh, I am—uh, I am replenishing my, uh, my stock. So, my official stock there. So, uh, if—if you want to all buy straight from the source, I am, uh—I will be working to set—to set up a original webpage to sell it on. So, uh, be looking forward to that. Uh, to that, uh, I'll tell you what. Anyway, um, peace. Have a good day.

==Youtube comments from Ian==

Ian quickly got wind of this and was furious at the idea of someone slandering his good name by being thin, successful, and self motivated.

;First comment

"GIVE IT UP, Dumbass. YOU are Not Me, the Real CWC, and you Wish you Were. I Challenge you to Sow yourself in my Real Life Presence, O I can really give you a piece of my mind.

No Peace,
Christian C."

;Second comment

"Hey, DUMBASS! [[Chris and his ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!]] I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

[[14 Branchland Court|14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA]]
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, [[Speech impediment|YOUR NASAL VOICE]] IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "[[NAIVE]]", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "[[Naive]]" is even WORSE than NAILS.

[[Chris and hypocrisy|You are a Nerd and a Whimp!]]

Have a good day.
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler"

==Video==

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| name = CWC Update 22 July 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wn8RBijuT1g}}
| stardate = 22 [[July 2009]]
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueTShirt|text}}, {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[CWC Trollin More]]
| next = [[Do Not Dis C Ville]]
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{{quote|I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image. }}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], June 22nd: 200—no, I'm sorry—''July'' 22nd, 2009.

As you all may have heard about the quote/unquote "Christian Weston Chandler" that went to the Otakon in the past weekend and actually uploaded a video of himself in a stupid, brown-striped shirt with a [''voice breaks''] paper thin medal replica—paper thin. If you want the official merchandise, the medallion is made... '''from'''... '''clay'''. '''''Clay'''''! C-L-A-Y.

And, not only that, [''voice cracks again''] remember my face? ''My'' face?

And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.

Do not buy anymore from this ''crappy'' impostor; do not give him anymore money.

[''voice hits even higher pitch than before''] And he's saying he's gonna give to quote/unquote "his" congregation with ''my'' Elizabeth Foss—it's ''my'' congregation, ''not'' his! [''voice breaks even higher''] ''Who'' does the impostor think he is? ''DOWN with him''! [''mimics the Undertaker''] ''Burn in hell''.

And worst of all: that nasally voice of his, to think it—they can get away with as mine. [''tries to flip the bird, but points instead, then corrects self''] He's got another thing coming.

As for the rest of you that have been—that are good and true... peace to all of you. Have a pleasant day.

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{{Captain's Log}}

{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-07-22]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-22]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-07-22]]

Bob Chandler

2017-06-23T21:04:27Z

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Chandler family
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|300px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Bob Chandler
|-
| '''Birth name'''
| Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
|-
| '''Nicknames'''
| [[Bob Walks In|The Internet Lumberjack]]<br>Mr. C<br>Bobby
|-
| '''Born'''
| 4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]
|-
| '''Died'''
| 6 [[September 2011]] (aged {{Age|1927|9|4|2011|9|6}})
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| White (1/4th [[Cherokee]]<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>)
|-
| '''Marriage'''
| Patricia Faye Harley (1956-1980)<br>
[[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston]] (1980-2011)
|-
| '''Children'''
| Dr. David Alan Chandler<br>Carol Suzanne Chandler<br>
[[Christian Weston Chandler]]

[[Cole Smithy]] (stepson)
|-
| '''Grandchildren'''
| [[Savannah Chandler]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (father)<br>Jean Holloman (mother)
|-
| '''Education'''
| Auburn University (engineering)
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Military communications, engineer
|-
|}

'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]- 6 September [[2011]] <ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he walked in on Chris [[mass debating]];<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> his nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, no pun intended.

Despite being estranged from his other children and despised by his stepson, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]]. This was due to Bob being somewhat concerned with Chris's idiotic behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's pathetic life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising the selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb he at least made the effort.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. Whether in person or over the phone Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone.

Bob died of complications from heart failure on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref>

==Biography==
Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and was, according to his freshman Auburn University yearbook, raised in [[Wikipedia:Sylacauga, Alabama|Sylacauga, Alabama]].<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref> He was the first child of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM</ref>-27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6</ref>), an Insurance Agent from Alabama who was allegedly half Cherokee, and Jean Holloman (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M</ref>-10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8</ref>), a Housewife from Texas.<ref>http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y47mWzzz1qblvg5o1_1280.jpg (Mirror: [[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]])</ref> Bob mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> His Cherokee heritage was disputed by a distant relative.<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref>
[[Image:LumberjackTapestry.JPG|thumb|right|Robert had Medieval English ancestry]]

Bob has said that he was "interested in the world" around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> It is not clear how this collection fared in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], but it was apparently not a total loss, as Chris offered to sell some of the albums to [[Catherine]]'s cousin Al in late 2014.

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School in Bob's hometown of Sylacauga, Alabama (which can be seen on Classmates.com) lists a "Bobby Chandler" as a member of the freshman class and as a member of the school's glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in the spring of 1945 before matriculating at Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama as an Aeronautical Engineering major during the fall of this year.

Bob was drafted out of College as a special draftee who apparently had knowledge that the Army desired (Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14]) in 1946 after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. He was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal due to the dates of his service and his service number was 44107856 [http://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%20desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538,4652469,8564216,1000879,987835,4549799,991002,8565331,5188385,8565346]. When he got out in 1948 he studied Pre-Engineering for two years at Jacksonville State Teachers College in Jacksonville, Alabama. He then returned to Auburn University where he studied Electrical Engineering and graduated in 1952 (page 269 of the 1952 yearbook) [http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].<ref name="About" />
[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college (Jacksonville) after leaving the military. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn a type of engineering degree, although it's never specified (mechanical, electrical etc.).<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was a member of Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] as an engineer for 40 years. There he designed a variety of electrical subsystems. He eventually went to work for General Electric in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] "might not have arrived so soon", <ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983 without the influence of the American electronics.

Examples of Bob's accom-PLISH-ments, as Chris would say, include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

When exactly Bob did retire is not known. During the 1980s the standard age of retirement for men in America was 65, with many choosing to retire even sooner.<ref>[https://www.nia.nih.gov/health/publication/growing-older-america-health-and-retirement-study/chapter-2-work-and-retirement Growing Older in America: The Health and Retirement Study]</ref> Bob was born in 1927, meaning that he was most likely retired by the late 80s or early 90s. The ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' article about Chris's name change clearly says that Bob was retired at the time the article was publised (29 December [[1993]]).<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref>

Bob himself was proud of his "natural inclination for logic," although he was "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down ]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Politically, Bob was identified as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].<ref name="Prank calls"/> With that being said, in the time leading to the [[wikipedia:Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|Virginia gubernatorial election of 2009]], Bob had misgivings about [[wikipedia:Bob McDonnell|Bob McDonnell]], the Republican candidate and eventual winner of the election. Bob and Chris considered the option of writing in Snoopy rather than voting for any of the candidates listed on the ballot.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]].

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit" /><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Chris did not know he had a niece, via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>, and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more strained. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and last they heard she was working for the government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops," <ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/>

===Chris===

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but he thought (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and only can associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref>, building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref>. He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref>. Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of Bob's stamp collection to pay [[Financhu Crisis|bills]]. True to form, he priced Bob's valuable pieces at decent prices, generally for $5 per set, but tried to sell his personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref>

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''.

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements[sic], annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time[sic], and rarely succeeded.|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. The antagonism to which Chris refers is likelier to be Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The only known drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]
An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris would still run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to be the origin of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with trolls, Bob stated that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life. However, it is unknown if Bob actually believes that (not to mention what accomplishments he was referring to), or it was just something he was saying because he didn't want to admit to complete strangers that his son was a total failure in life and a leech on society.<ref name="Prank"><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref>

He seemed never to get past the notion that Chris could and had achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiralling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence or others for granted.

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since the latter's passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]].</ref> and often visits Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

==Later life and poor health==

Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple bypass operations took place in August, 1980. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs, which is symptomatic of heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[http://www.heart.org/idc/groups/heart-public/@wcm/@hcm/documents/downloadable/ucm_300315.pdf American Heart Association PDF "What Is Heart Failure?"]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and lifestyle made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naive|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well." Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref>

On 23 April 2011, in an e-mail to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August, 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September, 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk.

On 6 September 2011, Bob died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12-19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927-2011".<ref name="BobObit" />

==Cause of Death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claims that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.
{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}
Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case) Chris's actions are motivated purely out of selfishness and egotism - business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise." <ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref> He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counsels Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler. <ref name="BobObit" />

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville|all things considered]]). Trying ([[Destruction Of Chris's House|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris.

However, we also have Bob to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backwards]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He was also supposedly an [[Cole|abusive stepfather]]; he certainly managed to alienate his other children enough that his daughter didn't attend his funeral, or keep in touch while he was alive. Much like his son, little of what he said or believed had any connection to [[reality]], and he helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's parasitic dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He never made any serious effort to improve his preening, arrogant son, even when he caught him [[Bob walks in|masturbating]] in the kitchen.

Ultimately, few remember Bob as a positive influence on Chris, although he was of course a little more preferable to his wife.

==Audio and video appearances==

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these.

==Gallery==
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<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents
Image:Thehell.jpg|
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2010.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, for sale on [[Etsy]]. Oh yes.
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan videos==
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| Stardate = 29 September 2011
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==Sources==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
<references />

==External Links==
* [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=80567090 Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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Crass and Champ

2017-06-23T16:08:42Z

DrDevilFX:

[[Image:CrassAndChampCropped.jpg|thumb|right|Crass (left) and Champ (right)]]

'''Crass and Champ''' are [[Ivy]]'s pet [[Wikipedia:Hermit crab|hermit crabs]], named in honor of CWC [[trolls]] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] (disgruntled former [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] admin, general curmudgeon, and the troll who played [[Jack Thaddeus]]) and [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[CWCki]] admin).

Ivy being [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] ''du jour'', he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her. Beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with her crabs. He remained under the impression that Crass was male and Champ was female, never suspecting that both are actually male.

Chris has produced [[Bunny Hop|a video]] just to entertain the crabs, "wrote" a [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|song]] about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]]. Chris has even [[For My Sweetest Ivy|invited]] Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to [[Charlottesville]] when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris [[Chris and reality|is unaware that they're probably not real]], and thinks that taking care of crabs is the same as taking care of [[Patti Chandler|dogs]].

==See also==
*"[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
*[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]

[[Category: Pets]]

Crass and Champ

2017-06-23T16:08:24Z

DrDevilFX:

[[Image:CrassAndChampCropped.jpg|thumb|right|Crass (left) and Champ (right)]]

'''Crass and Champ''' are [[Ivy]]'s pet [[Wikipedia:Hermit crab|hermit crabs]], named in honor of CWC [[trolls]] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] (disgruntled former [[PVCC (board)|PVCC]] admin, general curmudgeon and the troll who played [[Jack Thaddeus]]) and [[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[CWCki]] admin).

Ivy being [[Chris]]'s [[sweetheart]] ''du jour'', he was fixated on any detail he could learn about her. Beyond even that, he seemed to be psychotically obsessed with her crabs. He remained under the impression that Crass was male and Champ was female, never suspecting that both are actually male.

Chris has produced [[Bunny Hop|a video]] just to entertain the crabs, "wrote" a [[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)|song]] about them, and depicted them as the ringbearers in his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]]. Chris has even [[For My Sweetest Ivy|invited]] Crass and Champ to accompany Ivy on the plane ride to [[Charlottesville]] when she visits him, so that "we can walk the hermit crabs together", suggesting that Chris [[Chris and reality|is unaware that they're probably not real]], and thinks that taking care of crabs is the same as taking care of [[Patti Chandler|dogs]].

==See also==
*"[[Paradise By The Seashore Light (Crass and Champ's Thang Undersea)]]"
*[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]

[[Category: Pets]]

I AM STRONG

2017-06-19T16:32:25Z

DrDevilFX:

"'''11012009 I AM STRONG'''" is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 1 [[November 2009]] in which he acts like he has muscles.

He also got a [[hair]]cut. [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] decided to go with the "elderly lesbian" look, as opposed to Chris's previous [[For Chris II|middle-aged manchild]] look. Also, notice Chris's profuse sweating. For his sake, we can only assume that he's trying his best to speak like a professional wrestler, even though he ends up sounding like [[Wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]] with a sore throat.

The purpose of this video is vague, though it is likely that this video is an attempt to scare [[Clyde Cash]], whom Chris thinks is scared of flexing and talking in a funny voice.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = I AM STRONG
| video = {{#ev:youtube|xfS2relLqac}}
| stardate = 1 [[November 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style ={{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{BlueLogoShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]
| next = [[Twin Falling Towers]]
}}

{{quote|I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE!}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Strong_Man.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
[''Chris reaches away from the camera, as "Eye of the Tiger" begins to play. For several seconds, he flexes his jelly-like arms, grunting enthusiastically. He coughs briefly from the effort before launching into his rant.'']

[''Trying to sound tough; sounds more like [[Wikipedia:Kermit the Frog|Kermit the Frog]]''] You tink you're so tough... *Ahe-Hem!* [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|You think you're so tough]]? No you are not! You are weak!

[''Chris points at the camera mockingly, in the fashion of [[Wikipedia:Hulk Hogan|Hulk Hogan]], a gesture he repeats throughout the video.'']

Dis battle is far from-... this war is far from beyond over [[Clyde Cash|Mister Clyyyyyde]]! You got nothin'!

[''Chris holds out his fist, with the [[Amnyfest Ring]], in a menacing gesture.'']

YOU GOT NOTHIN'! You are weak and very powerless! I am the strong one! I AM STRONNNG! You back down! You... are a weakling! I AM THE STRONG, BUFF ONE! GRRRRR! ARRRRRRR!

[''Chris returns to posing and grunting until the video concludes.'']

==Fan Videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Strong Man Chris Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|zUiNCXnw218}}
| maker = Apples and Grapes for dinner
| stardate = 15 [[May 2015]]}}

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcSV3GMNxBA I AM STRONG MAN], a prophetic fan music video from two days earlier (based on [[10112009]] and [[10122009]])</s> DELETED

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Greetings to Kacey's folks]]|nextlink=[[Twin Falling Towers]]|}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{Power videos}}
{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, November 2009| 2009-11-01]]
[[Category: Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-11-01]]

Chris in the media

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DrDevilFX: /* Akinator the Genie */ There's lots of Chris-related characters on it, and they're all user submitted anyway.

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shoujo Beat]]===
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===Daily Progress===
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in the ''Daily Progress'' section of their local newspaper<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref>.

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]

On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
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[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 0:26 for his appearance.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Hqy4scnj1EI}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===Local TV Broadcast===
{{main|Destruction of Chris's House}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], [[Wikipedia:New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine]] featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he appears to have been heavily inspired by Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

==Major Internet media==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the Sonic fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (Honest Game Trailers)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TR7r4PlNeOY}}
}}

===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called...Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrong doings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
}}

===Something Awful===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom : rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post which promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===SleepyCabin===
On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the animated series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007, and why he ultimately regrets doing it.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

Interestingly, the SleepyCabin podcast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn’t a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

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|name= SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Q6bNWhCEurY}}
}}

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===Larry Bundy, Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a livestream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]
{{Infobox/video
|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

{{Infobox/video
|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pBC7EMkQzzI}}
}}

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

{{Infobox/video
|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor [[wikipedia:Adam Baldwin|Adam Baldwin]] tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supporitve of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website [[Wikipedia:Gawker|Gawker]] wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of controversial neomasculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://en.kingswiki.com/wiki/Christian_Weston_Chandler]</ref><ref>http://en.kingswiki.com/wiki/Omega</ref>

===Zip Zap===
{{Infobox/video
|name= MANGLENN | DeviantArt Rants #1
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iH3icqBO8Vw}}
}}
German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, prominent editor of Breitbart News, Milo Yiannopoulous, spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H.W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H.W. Bush flew a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_TBF_Avenger Grumman TBF Avenger] torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.| Milo Yiannopoulous, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an almost eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy—seemingly derived '''solely''' on the photo itself. If only he had mentioned Sonic recolors, and not My Little Pony. Jump to 1:13:02 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MILO At University Of Washington: Cyberbullying Isn't Real
|video= {{#ev:youtube|ePF78xrzSQY}}
}}

===Kotaku===
http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453

===Filthy Frank===
On October 8, 2014, popular YouTuber TVFilthyFrank uploaded a video deriding [[anime|weeaboos]], using an image of Chris as an example in his song about them; he can be seen at 10:08 in the video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= WEEABOOS
|video= {{#ev:youtube|OFQQALduhzA}}
}}

==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. [[wikipedia:David Duke|David Duke]], a former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and a white nationalist, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[Twitter#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November.'''

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account, Drama Alert, tweeted at Chris and alerting the Secret Service. https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?" OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say." Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Video Games==
===McPixel===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

{{Infobox/video
|name= McPixel Extra Ending
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TWHd_10zcaY}}
}}

===Goat Simulator===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo===
An iOS/Android beat-em-up based on a Cartoon Network pilot, ''OK K.O.!'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza--to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0]]).<ref>http://imgur.com/wvpZ8uW</ref>

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

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DrDevilFX: /* Menstrual pads */

{{Honest}}
{{quote|You know it's okay to be different. Ya know, sometimes we have our accidents, we poop ourselves. Yeah, then we end up with dirty pants.|[[Chris]], [[Don'tPintheOop]]}}

[[Image:Autobiographical.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's gay evil twin shits himself and wets his pants.]]

'''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS''' is trollish shorthand used in reference to Chris's troubles with [[Wikipedia:Encopresis|encopresis]]. Coined by Chris himself in an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from January 2009, it has quickly become a popular catchphrase.

In short, Chris unwittingly shits himself often. Even after encouragement from his doctor and from his mother, Chris would refuse to wear [[butt garments]] because, according to the [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|Ivy Q&A]], he felt they were for [[Sonee & Rosey|babies]]. He had only one or two episodes where he wore the butt garments; though they were only worn because Ivy told him it was his punishment for cheating on her with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. Based on his own comments on the subject and those of people who've managed to get close to him (particularly his now-deceased sweetheart [[Ivy]]), [[stress]] tends to inspire these episodes, but at other times he appears to be too lazy, careless, or distracted to bother making his way to a toilet.

==Chris on CRAPPED BRIEFS==
Chris first alluded to difficulty controlling his bowels during a December 2008 [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]] with [[PandaHalo]], where he admitted that he sometimes mistook a bowel movement for gas and shat himself as a consequence. He said it did not happen often, and replied with an emphatic "NO" when Panda suggested that he wear adult diapers to deal with the problem.

Ground zero for the CRAPPED BRIEFS phenomenon was 20 January 2009, when Chris made a bizarre slip while arguing with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] on IRC. When prodded by the trolls concerning his alleged fondness for wearing women's underwear, Chris angrily retorted, "I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS." On further prodding from the trolls, he went on to reveal that most of the time he didn't even realize he'd crapped his briefs until well after the fact.

Later, during the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] episode, Chris shat himself in mid-conversation while sparring with [[BlueSpike]]. Shortly before "Max" forced Chris to shove his [[medallion]] up his ass, he asked if Chris had lost control. Chris first shouted "MAYBE!", and then gave up and admitted "...Yes."

[[Image:Dirtycrappedbriefgoboom.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's typical reaction when "something happens downstairs" in public.]]

On 28 April 2009, Chris admitted in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video]] that he craps his pants when he's stressed and claimed that it's perfectly normal, comparing shitting his pants as a grown man with a baby defecating in its diaper.

On 1 December 2009, Chris refused to offer advice to a [[Mailbag]] correspondent who suggested that she had some degree of fecal incontinence, claiming that the topic was personal, and that he refused to talk about it.<ref>[[Mailbag 7]]</ref> Given Chris's gloried history of [[Honest content|bad taste and indiscretion]], this drawing a line between what is private and public could be a milestone. Or, perhaps, he just found the idea of a girl who shits herself to be too icky for his tastes.

Further evidence of Chris's discomfort in talking about the subject lies in his choice of dated vocabulary. Rather than calling toilets a "toilet" or a "john", Chris refers to them formally and in an antiquated fashion as "commodes", as if he's embarrassed to mention them. Yet ironically, DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS are not a personal subject.

In an [[Jackie Chat 9|AIM chat conducted on 20 October 2010]], Chris revealed to [[Jackie]] that on many occasions where he turns what was once white into brown, it slips out painlessly and that he doesn't know until he sits down. In fact, he had shat himself at the exact point where she asked about the term "DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". He blamed it on "stress" that he had from earlier in the session, which involved recalling tales of high school bullying. He then stated that it had happened in previous chats between them and that they might have a "psychic link."

On [[Don'tPintheOop|30 October 2010]], Chris revealed how he handles crapping himself in public. He admitted that when he loses control, he goes into the nearest public restroom, walks into a stall, and wipes his ass and shitty underwear with toilet paper. Otherwise, he waits until the drive home to clean himself up. Yes, everyone, he openly admits not only to shitting his pants, but also to ''driving home'' with shit smeared all over his ass. This adds to the ever expanding list of reasons why not to accept a ride from Chris.

In a [[July 2011]] post on the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, Chris revealed that he now only wears panties and refuses to wear briefs. <ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315]</ref> Ironically, Chris's desperation to prove he does not wear women's underwear is what led him to reveal his "problem" to the world. No word on whether or not Chris has had to deal with DIRTY, CRAPPED PANTIES yet, although evidence suggests he has.

==Ivy on CRAPPED BRIEFS==
[[File:Ship my bed.jpg|thumb|Normal behavior for Chris.]]
[[Ivy]]'s postmortem [[Ivy Q&A|account of her time with Chris]] sheds some more light on Chris's incontinence issues. Chris has had trouble controlling his bowels ever since he was a child, she says, but the problem became more acute after he finished school, especially whenever he got stressed out.

In the spring of 2009, the subject had become a source of serious contention between Chris and [[Barbara]]. At the time, Chris would considerately toss his dirty underwear, still fully loaded with excrement, in the family's communal laundry basket. Eventually they brought up the problem with their doctor, who advised Chris to make changes to his diet and exercise routine, and possibly wear protective garments.

Chris didn't think much of these suggestions, especially the notion that he should wear "diapers" — "[[My Little Pony|That's]] [[Lego|for]] [[Toys|babies]]!" was his comment. At first, Barbara tried to force the issue by refusing to do his laundry, in the hope that Chris would either wear the diapers or actually do the adult thing and start washing his own clothes. Of course, Chris did neither; a short while later he was called by a troll who pretended to be Clyde Cash and made a series of [[death threats]], making Chris genuinely afraid for his life and leading to him dropping a massive load in his sheets while asleep that night. After that, Barb relented and started washing Chris's laundry again.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> As of now, thankfully for us, we have yet to see the after-effects of the DIRTY, CRAPPED BED.

Additionally, given the filthy condition of the Chandler house, this is also a straight-up guarantee that Chris, Barbara, Bob (when he was alive), and nearly anyone who enters his house enters a dung cave of no escape: having to deal with Chris' shit leaves you coated in it, both metaphorically and literally. [http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/washing-machines-loaded-bacteria-dirty-clothes/story?id=10751420]

It's a particularly Chris-like sort of irony that he finds the suggestion of wearing diapers an insult to his maturity level, but sees no implications regarding that same maturity in the fact that he routinely shits his pants.

==Menstrual pads==
During the [[Tomgirl Saga]], the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] leaked images of Chris holding a box of feminine hygiene pads<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.661/page-526#post-1298729</ref> and explained the context:

{{quoteboxred|Heh, also, Chris got these to control his pants shitting. See, the doctor suggested Chris get diapers, but he screeched "but dose are for baybeeees!! :c"

Now that he can use menstrual pads instead, that's A-OK for a beautiful young flower like Christine.}}

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File:Cwc Menstrual pads 1.jpeg
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In 2015's [[A little song and dance]], a box of pads is clearly visible behind Chris, while he "dances" in his bedroom.

In a [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|paid video]] from 2016, Chris knocked over the camera, revealing an upskirt shot of him wearing a pantiliner. He reacted angrily to comments about it<ref>[[July 2016 Facebook posts#IT'S A PANTYLINER, NOT A DIAPER!]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|Ugh! Dumb People! What you saw in the Accidental crotch shot were my Panties, Pantyliner, and Pantyhose. No Diaper! What the hell is wrong with some people? }}

==IRC Transcript ==
21:13 <@[[Clyde Cash|clydeC]]> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU
<br>21:13 <%[[Christian Weston Chandler|ChrisChanSonichu]]> That, sir is INCORRECT.
<br>21:13 <@clydeC> [[Tomgirl|YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES]]
<br>21:13 <@clydeC> [[:Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg|OH WAIT,]] [[Muscle bra|YOU HAVE!]]
<br>21:13 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
<br>21:13 <@[[BILLY_MAYS]]> ZING
<br>21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Clothing does not make a person.
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> [[Tomgirl|IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL]]
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> THAT IS SHOWING
<br>21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
<br>21:14 <@BILLY_MAYS> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES
<br>21:14 <@clydeC> SO EXPLAIN THAT
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU ARE
<br>21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES
<br>'''21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.'''
<br>21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAIT
<br>21:15 <@clydeC> WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?
<br>21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU.... YOU....
<br>21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAT
<br>21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> [[Ego#Surrendering Information|WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION]]
<br>21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> at those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
<br>21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH JESUS CHRIST NO
<br>21:16 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I IMAGINED
<br>21:16 <@clydeC> YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOWELS

==Sources==
<references />
* [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Complete transcript of the chat containing the revelation.]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms|Dirty Crapped Briefs]]

Pre-1980

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{{DeadLinks}}
This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.

==Timeline==
===Pre-1900===
*'''c. 1499/1500 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref>
*'''c. 1501/07 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref>
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.
*'''1723''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration Of Independence]].
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.

===1900s===
*'''1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.
*'''1906''' - Birth of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.

===1910s===
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].

===1920s===
*'''1926''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].
*'''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].

===1930s===
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.
*'''26 January 1936''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].

===1940s===
*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, AL.
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]]
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].<ref><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeWYHFIKXJY</s> (Dead link)</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>
*'''1947 January 9''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State Teachers College in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.

===1950s===
*'''Around this time''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]].<ref name="FacebookVirginity">According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.</ref>
*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a degree in Electrical Engineering.
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity.<ref name="FacebookVirginity" />
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]</s> (Dead Link - 27 August 2015)</ref>
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].

===1960s===
*'''1960''' - Barb graduates from Randolph-Henry High School.
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University.
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts.
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].
*'''28 November 1962''' - Birth of [[David Chandler]].<ref>[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref>
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.
*'''29 May 1964''' - Harriett Weston marries Thomas Eugene Ashby.
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.
*'''1 December 1966''' - Bob files a patent for a vehicle logging system.
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.
*'''7 July 1969''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.

===1970s===
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] chartered.
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus."
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus" is published.
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob works as a sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, Richmond, Virginia.
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet during a karaoke night at a local bar. Barbara watches Bob sing and is smitten by him.<ref>[[Mumble 5]]</ref>
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Pre-1980

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This page covers events in the [[CWCki:CWChronology|CWChronology]] occurring '''before 1980'''.

==Timeline==
===Pre-1900===
*'''c. 1499/1500 – 19 July 1543''' - The life of [[Wikipedia:Mary Boleyn|Mary Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref>
*'''c. 1501/07 – 19 May 1536''' - The life of [[Anne Boleyn]], Chris's alleged ancestor.
*'''1 March 1577 – 13 March 1634/35''' - life of [[Wikipedia:Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland|Richard Weston, 1st Earl of Portland]], Chris's alleged ancestor.<ref>[[Keep CWC's Wikipedia Up]]</ref>
*'''1620''' - The ''Mayflower'' sails, allegedly with [[Daniel Weston]] aboard.
*'''1723''' - Foundation of [[Ruckersville]].
*'''1762''' - Foundation of [[Charlottesville]].
*'''1776''' - [[United States of America|Declaration Of Independence]].
*'''1838''' - [[Cherokian Clan|The Trail of Tears]].
*'''3 October 1896''' - Joseph Otto Weston, Barbara's father, is born.

===1900s===
*'''1906''' - Birth of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.
*'''1906''' - Birth of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.

===1910s===
*'''15 December 1911''' - Barbara's mother, Carrie Edna Wynn, is born.
*'''18 July 1913''' - Birth of [[Red Skelton]].

===1920s===
*'''1926''' - Barbara's parents, Joseph Otto Weston and Carrie Edna Wynn, marry.
*'''4 September 1927''' - Birth of [[Bob Chandler]].
''''22 July 1928''' - Birth of [[Jimmy Hill]].

===1930s===
*'''1935''' - Bob begins collecting stamps.
*'''26 January 1936''' - Birth of [[Aunt Corrina]].

===1940s===
*'''1 October 1941''' - Birth of [[Barbara Chandler]].
*'''28 October 1942''' - Birth of Thomas Eugene Ashby, husband of Barbara's sister, Harriett Ashby.
*'''Spring 1945''' - Bob graduates from Sylacauga High School in Sylacauga, AL.
*'''10 May 1945''' - Death of Jean Holloman, Bob's mother.
*'''Fall 1945 - Spring 1946''' - Bob attends his freshman year at Auburn University according to the Auburn University 1946 yearbook. He majors in Aeronautical Engineering.
*'''14 June 1946''' - Birth of [[Donald Trump]]
*'''6 July 1946''' - Birth of [[George W. Bush]].
*'''18 July 1946''' - Bob is drafted into the U.S. Army and is stationed in [[:File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|Korea]] with the [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|Signal Corps]].<ref><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeWYHFIKXJY</s> (Dead link)</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>
*'''1947 January 9''' - Harriett Ashby, Barb's sister, is born.
*'''April 1948''' - Bob is discharged from the Army after a 21-month tour of duty.
*'''Fall 1948''' - Bob enters Jacksonville State Teachers College in Jacksonville, Alabama in order to study Pre-Engineering.
*'''1949''' - The [[Lego]] Group first begins manufacturing its titular brand of building blocks.

===1950s===
*'''Around this time''' - Barbara loses her [[Virgin with Rage|virginity]].<ref name="FacebookVirginity">According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from 30 [[January 2012]], in which Chris says that Barbara lost her virginity in high school while Bob lost his virginity at age 27.</ref>
*'''Fall 1950''' - Bob returns to Auburn University in order to study Electrical Engineering.
*'''Spring 1952''' - Bob graduates from Auburn University with a degree in Electrical Engineering.
*'''1954'''/'''1955''' - Bob loses his virginity.<ref name="FacebookVirginity" />
*'''8 April 1955''' - Barb's father, Joseph Otto Weston, is killed while hauling wood along a rural road near Red Oak, Virginia. He fell off his horse drawn wagon, was run over by one of its rear wheels, and died of a broken neck. His body was discovered after his horse and wagon arrived without their driver at a service station.
*'''1956''' - Birth of [[Michael Snyder]].<ref><s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheRcholic]</s> (Dead Link - 27 August 2015)</ref>
*'''1957''' - Birth of [[Matthew Devoria]], father of [[Kacey]].<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>
*'''20 July 1958''' - Birth of [[BILLY MAYS]].

===1960s===
*'''1960''' - Barb graduates from Randolph-Henry High School.
*'''1961''' - Ran Coleman Yeatts, Cole's biological father, graduates from Wake Forest University.
*'''16 June 1961''' - Barbara marries Ran Coleman Yeatts.
*'''4 August 1961''' - Birth of [[Barack Obama]].
*'''28 November 1962''' - Birth of [[David Chandler]].<ref>[[:File:457-FamilyTreeTitle.JPG]]</ref>
*'''24 July 1963''' - Birth of [[Cole Smithey]].
*'''1964''' - Jack Dale Smithey, the man who Barbara said was Cole's father, disappears after living in Richmond for at least a year.
*'''29 May 1964''' - Harriett Weston marries Thomas Eugene Ashby.
*'''27 August 1964''' - Walt Disney Pictures releases ''[[Mary Poppins]]''.
*'''1 December 1966''' - Bob files a patent for a vehicle logging system.
*'''23 August 1967''' - Carrie Edna Wynn, Barbara's mother, dies.
*'''7 July 1969''' - Birth of [[Carol Chandler]].
*'''23 December 1969''' - Bob's patent for a vehicle logging system is published.

===1970s===
*'''1972''' - [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] chartered.
*'''26 December 1973''' - Bob files a patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus."
*'''17 June 1975''' - Bob's patent for a "Shot volume and cushion point control for injection molding apparatus" is published.
*'''4 July 1976''' - Birth of [[Clyde Cash]].
*'''Late 1970s''' - Bob works as a sing-along leader at Matt's British Pub in Shockoe Slip, Richmond, Virginia.
*'''1977''' - [[14 Branchland Court]] is built.
*'''27 December 1977''' - Death of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr., Bob's father.
*'''1979''' - Bob and Barbara meet during a karaoke night at a local bar. Barbara watches Bob sing and is smitten by him.<ref>[[Mumble 5]]</ref>
*'''14 December 1979''' - Birth of [[Joseph Herring]].

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Minor Update, Handouts!

2017-06-12T21:51:47Z

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[[File:Penny donation may 2017.jpeg|thumb|A troll's response to Chris's money demands.]]

'''Minor Update, Handouts!''' is a series of two videos uploaded by [[Chris]] on 24 [[May 2017]]. In the first video, Chris begs for handouts, flaunting the [[Sonichu 12|recent comic pages]] as reason enough to donate to him and alleviate his [[Chris and money|monetary]] [[Financhu Crisis|problems]]. He demands that donations be at least a dollar, possibly because any amount lower than a dollar would be negated by Paypal fees.

Of course, [[trolls]] responded by donating amounts lower than a dollar. Less than an hour later, Chris uploaded a second video, exclaiming his annoyance regarding receiving a single-penny donation. Once again, he exploits his dying and confused mother by exhibiting her as an additional incentive for his audience to donate to him.

==Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.==
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| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
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{{quotebox|NO DONATIONS LESS THAN $1.00, US, PLEASE!
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===Transcript===

hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again just pretty much this video is their plea for money because we're really broke and my mother needs more of her meal replacement shakes right now like are enough to last throughout the rest of the month but she anyway but obviously as y'all have may have noticed on my facebook I have been but I have made completed a bunch more pages for a book 11 here screen cap that OH kaput NYX the internet rolls up to put Nick's love the blood of all to come over and we're all solo pretty view also about three more pages today I'll upload those onto my facebook later just check that and another little bonus sandy has a male name anyway yes my mother and I we needs a lot more money please so please donate to the link below no less than one dollar no change we want dollar amounts and definitely from each person the recommended amount but the link suggests please please please we need the money for more food another week and I have to go my god and sorbet the bet bill was a hard six dollars anyway please help us thank you have a good day

==We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please==

This is Barb's 6th appearance during the [[Financhu Crisis]], where she can be seen relaxing on a filthy mattress/sofa of some kind. It is another look into the hell that goes on at 14 Branchland Ct.

The video starts off with Chris angrily asking for donations to be no less than one US dollar. He then points the camera at his decrepit mother and directs her to say that they need money. Near the end, he asks her what she needs and she simply looks at him, dumbfounded. He says she's been needing shakes, referring to drinks designed to supplement nutrition, helpful for seniors who cannot easily chew food.

Barb appears to be extremely frail in this video, as well as in April 2017's [[EMERGENCY HOME UPDATE]], when she knew she was being recorded. However, it should be noted that in her appearance between those videos, [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017]], when she walked in on Chris's livestream without realizing he was recording, she is mobile, able to walk up and down stairs without assistance, and demonstrated cognizance when she informed Chris that they were out of cat food and directed him to buy more with a specific bank account.

Given her [[Barb#Treatment of Chris|history of manipulation]], it's possible that her actions in this video were exaggerated for pity.

Chris deleted this video a day after uploading.

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| Saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
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===Transcript===

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> I said, "nothing under $1 in donations!" No donations less than $1! We need the money! Tell them, Mom.

<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> We need the money.

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And what do we need it for?

<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> For food.

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> And you've been needing a lot of...

<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> (Gives Chris a blank stare.)

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> *sigh*, I told you that y - I reminded that you need.. a lot.. of the... ''shakes''.

<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> ...yeah...

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Anyway, tell them, "no donations less than one dollar."

<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> No donations less than one dollar.

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> USA.

<font color="#04B45F">'''Barb:'''</font> Thank you very much.

<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:'''</font> Okay...

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*...that Chris claims he is no longer a [[virgin with rage]]?
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*...that Chris "buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child?
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickle|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[taxpayer money]]?
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?
|1=
*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]?
*...that [[God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*...that Chris hates [[Jungle bells|internet memes]]?
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*...that [[Bob]] wanted you to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
*...that Chris did not discover [[masturbation]] until the age of 16?
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?
|2=
*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|horrendous racist]]?
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?
*...that the "apple-core" bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/210989/detail/ children's game]?
|3=
*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.)
*...that Chris is a [[stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?
*...that Chris told his [[mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad was not as open minded on the subject?
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never went to Redmond]] like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|claimed]]?
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?
*...that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*...that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Japan_War_Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]?
|4=
*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[fat]] contacts with "More to Love"?
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]
*...that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
*...that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
|5=
*...that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?
*...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?
*...that the [[Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all CWC trolls?
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
*...that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] became a troll because his brother [[Ryan]] committed suicide?
*...that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there?
*...that all the Sonichu characters had [[Twitter]] accounts?
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*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?
*...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
*...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
*...that Chris has been [[Law|convicted in court thrice]]?
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
*...that Chris is the [[CWC "Boyfriend"|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?
*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?
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*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
*...that "HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!" is an old meme?
*...that Chris was once the proud owner of a [[Homos|pink]] [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?
*...that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
*...that even now, Chris does not think he is [[fat]]?
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
:*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?
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*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?
*...that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*...that Chris [[Megan Schroeder|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his Ego|praised him]]?
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenages]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?
*...that videos of Chris [[masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?
|9=
*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
:*...that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
:*...that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?
*...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?
*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*...that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Son]][[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|ic's arms]]?
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*...that Chris has [[Kacey_Call_21|no idea what a palindrome is]]?
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?
*...that Chris's fail is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [https://www.youtube.com/user/CWCAnimatedLibrary animated series]?
*...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]]?
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|as wild as a serial raper]]?
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*...that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
*...and now Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believes it too]]?
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion fans]]?
*...that Chris wanted "Dont Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?
*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?
*...that [[Random-access humor|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
*...that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"?
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*...that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|ice]]?
*...that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|Clyde Cash is extremely weak]]?
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?
*...that That Chris [[Chris and death#Mike Jackson (1969-2010)|ruined a man's life]] with his advise?
*...that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[amiibo]]?
*...that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?
*...that Chris goes to a [[Impulse Gay Social-Club]]?
*...that the [[American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit on his fat ass?
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
*...that [[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]] is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
*...that Chris has dreamt about [[Chris and sex|fucking Barb]]?
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100 2357.MOV

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'''100 2357.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 22 [[November 2010]]. For the sixth time, Chris announces he is going to [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|leave the Internet]]. Chris also removed all his other [[YouTube]] videos around the time this one was uploaded. His [[glasses]] have still not been replaced or repaired properly.

This video was probably prompted by the fact that on this day [[Jackie]] sent him a [[Jackie E-mails 23|lengthy email]] enumerating his faults, killing his hope that they might eventually have sex and disillusioning him about online relationships.

Chris's speech implied that he would spend time outside of his [[14 Branchland Court|humble abode]] and attempt to socialize with others. Unsurprisingly, he instead spent the majority of his time playing [[PS3]] and making ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' mods. Chris would return to the Internet in full, complete with videos, roughly eight months later. However, he has [[tomgirl|never been]] [[September 2011|the same]] [[28 October 2011|since]] early [[2011]], so this could be considered as the final chapter of the classic Chris-Chan we all loved.

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| subject = {{Website|Internet}}
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| previous = [[100 2278]]
| next = [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]
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=== Transcript ===
Attention! [[George W. Bush|Read my lips!]]

Online socialization...is a [[Muscle bra|bust]]. [[Chris and English|Socialize in real life is]] the tops.

And also: [[Calling Out|NO MORE VIDEOS!]]

Fuck you most [''displays middle finger''] and fuck you [''shows other middle finger''], social sites like [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]! [''[[Pedo-glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|whips off his glasses and shakes out his hair]]''] I'm out. [''[[The End for Real|turns off]] [[PSEye]]'']

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[[Image:cwc666.PNG|thumb|His friends list has hit the number of [[Beel|the Beast]].]]
'''Facebook''' has been [[Chris]]'s other means of communication, aside from [[MySpace]], on his [[Love Quest]]. It is currently his primary interface with the outside world.

Chris probably established his first Facebook account in January 2008. It was reportedly hacked on 17 September of that year. On 31 May 2009, it was hacked again, revealing notes and messages to [[boyfriend-free girls]] in the area in hopes of them becoming his [[sweetheart]]. He failed horribly of course, and [[the Miscreants]] showed us how hard. While often overlooked, his correspondence with these [[Trolls|e-women]] reveals that even on the Internet, he manages to convey that he is a fat [[autism|autistic]].

Events in 2010 turned Chris firmly against the website. He blamed it in part for his breakup with [[the Wallflower]], and in November had some harsh words and gestures for it while announcing his [[100 2357.MOV|departure from the Internet]]. Sometime in mid 2011, his Facebook account was removed from the site. On 5 [[July 2011]], a new Facebook was discovered with a new picture of Chris, but two days later, his profile was deactivated.

On 2 [[January 2012]], Chris re-opened his Facebook account. Since then, it has become a multipurpose communication tool. It is his personal [[Attraction Sign|attraction sign]], but he has also left occasional open notes for trolls; talked to his gal-pals, most frequently [[Anna]], [[Kim]], and [[William]]; and whored his [[EBay]] merchandise. He also has an album dedicated to screenshots of the [[CWCki Forums]], proving that he still feels the need to [[Chris and his Ego|obsessively check what other people are saying about him on a regular basis]].

==Chris's first Facebook account profile==
This is presumably what his profile looked like at the time it was hacked in May 2009. While some text is missing, it appears to be similar to his [[MySpace]] account at that time. Trolls also discovered a series of [[Facebook messages|messages]] and [[Facebook statuses|statuses]] associated with this account.

===Basic Information===
[[File:Facebook profile pic.jpeg|left]]
{{-}}
Networks - [[Charlottesville]], VA

Sex - Male

Birthday - February 24, 1982

Hometown - [[Ruckersville]], VA

Relationship Status - Single

Interested in - Women

Looking for - Friendship, Dating, A Relationship, Random play

Political Views - Moderate

[[Chris and religion|Religious Views]] - Christian

===Personal Information===
====Activities====
I enjoy drawing, listening to [[music]], playing [[video games]] and [[Pokemon]] or [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|Yu-Gi-Oh]] card games. I also like anime, creating with [[LEGO|Lego]] pieces, [[My Little Pony]], [[Transformers]], and I love my parents. And sometimes, I work on my [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu Site]], http:sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm. As for my video game systems, I have a Commodore 64 computer, NES, Game Boy, GB Color, GBA, GBA SP, SNES, Genesis/Sega CD/32-X, Game Gear, Sega Saturn, Sega Dreamcast, Nintendo 64, PS2, PSP, Nintendo Gamecube, and a Nintendo DS.

I go to the [[Game Place|Comic Game & Hobby Place]], next to the Staples, across from the Omni Hotel (for Pokemon League) on Fridays 5:00 - 7:00 PM.

And I am hangin' around at the University of Virginia's [text omitted]

====Favorite Quotations====
Not a quote, but an astrological fact. I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER.

I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the [[ego|Lucky Woman]] who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart.

<3 :)

====About Me====
I am young at heart, because I enjoy the seemingly child-like things I do like playing with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], Yu-Gi-Oh, Pokemon, Legos, My Little Pony, and drawing cartoonishly. I am also creator of my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]. I have been drawing and writing comic books, and I've drawn/written quite a few issues so far. I have graduated from [[Manchester High School]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[PVCC]] with two [[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design]] Degrees, May 2006. I am shy, but I would really enjoy the company of a pretty girl who likes some of the things I do, with a few opposite traits (excluding [[tobacky|smokers]] and [[alcohol|drunks]]). I also like to have fun when I can, and I don't like to be alone. I would prefer Person-to-person encounters/chats instead of over the internet, but please feel free to send me a message or comments.

Not to brag, but I took two separate HTML classes, and then learned more around the net. I highly reccomend learning HTML. Although HTML word processors and Generators spells out the details of a page in a nutshell, it really helps to know the language so you can jazz it up more your way later (in the Notepad or in the Profile/Group Editor). Learning to Know is Past Cool!

I SO Need a Cute Girl to make into a Sweetheart-Soulmate from the ground-up, because I DO NOT WANT TO BE ALONE AND SAD in the Long-Run.

Also, did you know that male/female couples live longer than a single person; I heard it on the [[John Tesh]] Radio Show.

And I HAVE A DREAM... I dream that I will become a Good Father for my future, daughter, who I will lovingly name *[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]*, alongside my Future Sweetheart/Soulmate (my future wife/her mother). :)

I would feel better when a woman who is interested in me is [text omitted]. I have not had the best of luck with my search for a Sweetheart-Soulmate in my past. There was a lot of [[Hanna|lying and backstabbing]] done to me, and I'm looking for someone who is honest, caring and will love me for who I am.

===Contact Information===
'''Email:'''

itsamecwc@aol.com

katiebaybug@gmail.com

'''AIM:''' CWCSonichu

'''Website:'''

[[CWC's Sonichu Site!|http://www.sonichu.net]]

[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|http://sonichu-roschu.blogspot.com]]

[[MySpace|http://www.myspace.com/sonichucwc]]

===Education and Work===
'''Colleges:'''

[[PVCC|Piedmont Virginia Community College]] '06

[[CADD|Computer Aided Drafting & Design (CADD)]]

[[University of Virginia|University of Virgina]]

[[Sweetheart Search]]

'''High School:'''

[[Manchester High School]] '00

===Groups===
Member of: One Body of Christ Experiment (all Christians on Facebook), Adult Swim We Love/Hate, [[I Love Lucy]]...the daughter of the devil, Before I liked girls, I liked the Pink Power Ranger!, Amy Jo Johnson Fan Club, Sonic The Hedgehog, Fans of Monica Rial

==Chris's current Facebook account profile==
Chris's suffering at the hands of the trolls has, over the past several years, taught him to be more cautious about sharing personal information. In particular, he no longer sees much point in using Facebook as an attraction sign, and he is more circumspect about selling himself to strangers. Hence, his current profile (as of 2015) is pared down compared to the original.

===Details About Christian===

I am an all-around, [[Death threats|good natured]], high-functioning autistic, Female Lesbian Soul, and Transwoman, [[Chris and art|artist]], gamer and [[Things Chris has ripped off|creative]] type.

I am the Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of Cwcville, VA.

(IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS) [This line was eventually deleted.]

I like making those close to me emotionally happy. :)

===Other Names===

Other: Christine Weston Chandler

Nickname: [[Spanish|Ricardo]]

Birth Name: Christopher Weston Chandler

===Relationship===

Single

===Contact and Basic Info===
Birthday: February 24, 1982

Gender: Male

Interested In: Women

Languages: English · Spanish

Religious Views: Baptized Methodist

[Apparently in April 2015, Chris added: "Some serious; delightful to know and talk about."]

Political Views: [[Death_threats#Donald_Trump|Moderate]]

On 20 April 2015, Chris changed his gender to "Lesbian TransWoman: Female, Lesbian Soul in Male Body," and also clarified that the preferred pronoun was "She."

On 22 August 2015, Chris again revised the gender entry to read: "Lipstick Lesbian Transwoman: Wild, Exotic, Femme Female Soul in male bod."

===Life Events===
1982 - Born on February 24, [[1982]]

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1996 - Started School at [[Manchester High School]]

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2000 - Graduated from Manchester High School

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2000 - Started School at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]

[On 3 September 2013, Chris added:]

I was banned from an English Class, because I overreacted and misunderstood an assignment, and the Male Professor had a beef against Autistic People. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], "Dean of Student Services", overreacted and interfered with my early [[Sweetheart Search]] days. [[Chris and reality|She made it obvious that True Love was Illegal]] in the state of [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]], or at least [[Charlottesville]], VA. She banned me from PVCC to seek psychiatry and anger management before resuming to get my [[CADD]] Degree. Years later, after I apologized for making her out to be a witch, Mary Lee Walsh Permanently banned me from Piedmont Virginia Community College What a crazy bitch.

2006 - Graduated from Piedmont Virginia Community College

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2014 - [[Catherine|In a Relationship]]

Chris provides no information about his favorite movies, TV shows, music, or games. Over time he has reviewed a few institutions as the mood strikes him. He is a member of four public groups: [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]], the Manchester High Sports Page, "[[October 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris Hits Up a Gay Bar...Seriously|Events at Impulse Gay Social Club]]," and "Children's [[Autism]] Hope Project."

==Photos Commented on by Chris==
Photos commented on by Chris not uploaded by himself. Found through Facebook's graph search feature.
{{gallery
|Photos commented on by Chris
|<gallery perrow="5">

Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris.jpeg|Chris accuses his friend of trying to look like him.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris2.jpeg|Chris wishes Brian Smart, formerly Sarah Bevel's boyfriend, a happy life with his new wife.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris3.jpeg|Chris talks about the removal of his baby teeth.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris4.jpeg|Chris finds his friend's drawing of Anna cute.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris5.jpeg|Chris likes LEGOs.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris6.jpeg|Chris likes sandwiches.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris7.jpeg|Aww.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris8.jpeg|Chris is attracted to Linnea Hiltzheimer.
Image:PhotoCommentedOnByChris9.jpeg|Unfortunately, Linnea is not a Boyfriend-Free Girl.

</gallery>}}

==Facebook Shares and Likes==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Share
! Link
! Date
|-
|Crackle
|https://www.facebook.com/crackle
|24 July 2013
|-
|Wanna win a 4K TV or a PS4?
|http://bit.ly/futuregear
|24 July 2013
|-
|LEGO® Friends Heartlake High -- 15 second spot
|http://lego.thismoment.com/v4/api/facebook/get_facebook_share_page.json?fbwall_video_sharing=0&content_id=35914&tab_id=62&page_id=16
|5 August 2013
|-
|My Little Pony: Equestria Girls (BluRay/DVD/Digital) [Blue-ray]
|http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00CPTUNBK/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_ILTasb000GPMC
|7 August 2013
|-
|Mother-Son Couple Arrested For Incest Attempt to Change How We Look at Romance
|http://www.warpedspeed.com/incest-in-new-mexico-and-the-myth-of-love-equality/?utm_content=inf_17_1166_2&tse_id=INF_315063905f1611e6b7dc69ca5c618d1d
|10 August 2016
|-
|}

==YouTube related==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Video
! Date
|-
|I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/Hdf2sRTLrX Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit
|Flipnote Hatena - Trolled 8-Bit Edit
|12 March 2013
|-
|PLEASE make it so that ALL DSi FlipNotes Saved on the SD memory card will be viewable, (@YouTube http://t.co/j9v8qMTIX6)
|Nintendo Direct Mini -- 3.13.2013
|13 March 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/zTOVtWBwax Siri The Comedian?
|Siri The Comedian?
|23 May 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/mANkxGomF8 Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!
|Welcome to Toro's Friend Network!
|4 June 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/imrwB8zmPj My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2
|My Little Pony Equestria Girls Official Trailer 2
|13 June 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/cE8diaEBeT Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)
|Sesame Street - I Heard the Dog Bark( origional version)
|13 June 2013
|-
|Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy
|Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy
|2 July 2013
|-
|Kick off summer in style @OldNavy and experience the great looking outdoors. http://t.co/3w0v8zSCP8 #campoldnavy
|Old Navy: Visit Camp Old Navy
|3 July 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/e3IAiegija My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie HD
|My Little Pony Equestria Girls Full Movie (HD)
|7 July 2013
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler shared a link.
|Britney Spears - Ooh La La (From The Smurfs 2)
|22 July 2013
|-
|My online rap sheet is worse than that, and yet it is very equal in how Others want to make me out to be, which I am not: a total "epic fail" or stupid.
|MLP - Equestria Girls - Twilight montage of embarrassing
|7 August 2013
|-
|I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/nMs2yXTVPf Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)
|Equestria Girls - Helping Twilight Win The Crown (Digital Version 1080p HD)
|7 August 2013
|-
|}

==Toro's Friend Network==
[[File:Facebookpic.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Chris's profile pic during his brief 2011 Facebook presence.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Date
|-
|Chris Toro's Friend Network is linked with Facebook.
|4 June 2013
|-
|Has made 1 friend. Chris, it's nice to meet you. Nya.
|5 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "The Abandoned Station is Mystery Land", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|5 June 2013
|-
|Has made 10 friends. Nya. Chris Thanks. Nyaa.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "Toro's Friend Network Park", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "The Beach with a Stranded Ship", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|6 June 2013
|-
|Has made 20 friends. Nya. I knew Chris could do it. Nyaa.
|7 June 2013
|-
|Has made 30 friends. Nya. I love Chris. Nyaa.
|11 June 2013
|-
|Bonjour~I'm Pierre~Woof. Congratulations on clearing floor 20 of this dungeon. Woof!
|11 June 2013
|-
|Chris bought a new Garden, "Mysterious Temple", for me. Thanks. Nya.
|11 June 2013
|-
|Has made 40 friends. Nya. Chris is awesome. Nyaa.
|12 June 2013
|-
|Oh! I'm Ricky~Quark! Congratulations on clearing floor 30 of this dungeon. Ribbit!
|12 June 2013
|-
|Sorry to interrupt. I'm R. Suzuki. Congratulations on clearing floor 40 of this dungeon.
|12 June 2013
|-
|Has made 50 friends. Nya. Chris is so popular. Nyaa.
|12 June 2013
|-
|}

==#mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Text
! Date
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pzFCf8NenG
|11 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/02CHyoAx3M
|12 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/wghhe9kxXX
|13 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/pRlqbd7zp6
|14 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/GiglbMxxwK
|15 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/jOAcUKh7UB
|16 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/EZGOrEbNf9
|30 June 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/OgqJxu6Mln
|2 July 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/hsj9IavWaD
|3 July 2013
|-
|I'm earning #mPOINTS Rewards in Crackle. http://t.co/1TVK2YcIgZ
|3 July 2013
|-
|}

==iOS==
On 8 May, 2012, activity on Chris's Facebook page read that he recently installed the Facebook app for the iPhone, which suggests that he purchased an iPhone or iPod touch. The resolution of some of his more [[:File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png|recent]] [[:File:Difficult_time_lady.jpg|photos]] also fuels this suggestion. <ref>[[:File:Screen_shot_2012-05-08_at_2.18.33_PM.png|Screenshot]]</ref>

The "CyanIndigo" screenshot in Chris's post-arraignment message sports a status bar with the "nTelos" name on top. Given that nTelos is a regional cell phone carrier in the Charlottesville, VA area, this all but confirms that Chris has indeed [[Chris and money|wasted even more taxpayer money on expensive luxuries he does not need]]. Sure enough, on Sunday 19th May, 2013, he confirmed that he not only had a 4th Gen iPod Touch, but a 5th Gen iPhone as well. While one ''would'' assume that he bought the 5th Gen as a replacement ''(never mind that he could have just replaced the screen as far less of a cost)'', he confirms that he broke the 4th Gen one shortly before an article published on the day before ''(which was, conincidentally or not, about broken screens)''. According to him, one is for entertainment, and the other is for taking calls, "business" and going on the Internet. This, combined with the fact that he designed a duct-tape case to hold both devices, points to Chris needlessly owning the two of them for the sake of having the latest technology.

==Imgur==
{{main|2013 Imgur Leak}}
On 26 May 2013, Chris threw a temper tantrum on Facebook, and he quickly revealed the reason why: somebody on his Friends List had screencapped all of his Facebook status updates (including the ones that were hidden) and [http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ uploaded them on Imgur.] The screenshots not only revealed a lot of what Chris was going through between 2011 and 2013 ''(as well as a deluge of posts complaining about how lonely he was)'' but also revealed a very dark side about Chris as well - several photos revealed that he wanted [[Michael Snyder|several]] [[Megan Schroeder|people]] [[Death threats|dead]], and one post in particular demanded that somebody kill [[Mimms]]' girlfriend.

The biggest irony of it all is that the one who exposed all of this previously unknown (and very unsavory) information was ''[[Chris_and_his_Ego#Surrendering_Information|Chris himself.]]''

==The End?==
On 2 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was set to private. While the reasons for the disruption are unknown, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website [[Chris and the Internet|as per]] [[Wikipedia|usual]]. His infractions have included sexually explicit artwork, screenshots of sexting, death threats to Sega employees, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail.

Later on the next day, Chris's account was put back online.

==Gallery==
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Image:Cwcfacebook1.jpg|Wall
Image:Cwcfacebook2.jpg|Profile, Part 1
Image:Cwcfacebook3.jpg|Profile, Part 2
Image:Cwcfacebook4.jpg|Profile, Part 3
Image:Cwcfacebook5.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook6.jpg|
Image:Cwcfacebook7.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook8.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook9.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook10.jpg
Image:Christina1.jpg|17-year-old Christina 1
Image:Christina2.jpg|17-year-old Christina 2
Image:Christina3.jpg|17-year-old Christina 3
Image:Cwcfacebook11.jpg|Chris rejects a single mom. The ironic thing is that this woman was the only one vaguely interested in meeting up with Chris.
Image:Cwcfacebook12.jpg|"Do I know you?" 1
Image:Cwcfacebook13.jpg|"Do I know you?" 2
Image:Cwcfacebook14.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook15.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook16.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook17.jpg
Image:Cwcfacebook18.jpg
Image:Chrisfacebook2011.png| A screencap of Chris's page from [[July 2011]].
File:Chris's Jan 23rd 2012 profile pic.png | Chris's page in [[2012]].
File:Christran2.jpg | Another Facebook profile picture in 2012. Note that it is in the same place as the previous profile picture except Chris is smiling in this one.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_pic_as_of_2-2-12_at_10.58.51_AM.png | Chris's Profile as of Feb 2012.
File:Cwcfacebook.png|Chris, now with head band.
File:Chris%27s_FB_Profile_and_Note_as_of_02-06-12_at_1.01.29_AM.png| New note about friend requests.
File:Chfb1.png| February leak Part 1
File:Chfb2.png| February leak Part 2
File:Chfb3.png| February leak Part 3
File:Chfb4.png| February leak Part 4
File:Cwc.png|February leak Part 5
File:61013333.jpg|Full size Picture of Drawing.
File:Fbnote1.PNG|Facebook public note 1 (31 March 2012)
File:Fbnote2.PNG|Facebook public note 2 (id.)
File:Ufr.PNG|Another public note.
File:DoubleDogDare.png|Chris double dog daring the intruder of his facebook.
File:Derpy.PNG|The first brony speaks.
File:FSM2.PNG|Chris's master trolling attempt.
File:Noet chris knows now about us.png|Great Director is watching you.
File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks Lucrid.
File:Trollies.PNG|Chris fucked a hooker.
File:HeyDoofs.PNG|Chris white knighting [[Anna]].
File:Chris_FB_Profile_PIc_(May_8th,2012).png| A profile picture as of May 8th,2012.
File:Temporary note on chris' facebook.png
File:Screen shot 2012-05-08 at 2.18.33 PM.png
File:Koreans.PNG| Chris on Eastern Cuisine.
File:Train wreck.JPG
File:Chris whines about ponies.JPG| Chris whining after seeing [[My Little Pony]] related "Dark Parodies." He takes particular offense at the tomboyish Rainbow Dash being killed.
File:Chris hates dark humor.png| Rant about the effect "Dark Parodies" of his own comic had on him.
File: difficult time lady.jpg| Photo Chris took of an elderly black woman who he claimed gave him a "difficult time".
File:Fbp2.png| Chris approves of this depiction of [[Chris and religion|GodJesus]].
File:Fbp3.png| Chris continues to make [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Robotnik]] unfunny.
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File:Fbp6.png| Chris believes a Burger King employee to be a troll who is using his cell phone to communicate with others of "his kind".
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File:Fbp8.png| Chris goes to see the Mythbusters, but is not picked for the Q&A.
File:Fbp9.png| No comments from Chris, and yes, even Anna is speechless.
File:Fbp10.png| Chris accuses Megan of being a troll nearly five years after the fact.
File:Fbp11.png| Nice to see [[Lego]]s haven't gone anywhere.
File:Fbp12.png| Barb with Chris at Mythbusters tour.
File:Chris Long Hair.jpg| A profile pic as of October 19th, 2012, showing Chris has grown his hair longer.
File:CWC Shampoo.jpg| Chris uses [[wikipedia:Garnier Fructis|Garnier Fructis]] Shampoo and Conditioner.
File:CWC Approved.jpg| Timeline cover art
File:1021fb.png|An Appeal to Humanity.
File:Chris Lego.jpg|Chris as a Lego figure. Profile picture, November 2012.
File:Facebook1.jpg|Lego Chris is reaching the heavens...
File:Facebook2.jpg|...and doesn't succeed.
File:ChrisGayMarriage.PNG|Anna finally calls Chris out on his bullshit.
File:He_just_compared_online_socialization_to_rape.jpg|Chris, comparing socializing online to RAPE.
File:Chris-Chan_-_FB_-_Equestria Girls.png|Chris whining about ''Equestria Girls''.
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|U Gotta Believe!
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File:MegagiHatesYou.jpg|
File:CWCFacebook4October.png|
File:GamePlaceRevelations.png|
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==See also==
*[[Facebook messages]]
*[[Facebook statuses]]

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100002534669114 Current Facebook profile (CwcvilleGuardian)]
*[http://imgur.com/a/1HYJJ Imgur Account]
*[https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B6mRSOBYFcaBT0w4RktXQWNuYUU/edit?usp=sharing Backup of the Imgur album]
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