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User talk:Freecell

2011-01-19T18:47:39Z

DrShoggoth:

{{welcome|Freecell}}

New name. Didn't like [[User:thelieisacake|the old one.]] [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:55, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

Added a welcome template because I've never gotten one and I'm jealous.

== Hey... ==

I hope this is how to use the message system? haha, if not, feel free to delete it. Anyway, sorry about that dude, I've never actually signed up for a wiki account before, ever. I was just glancing down and saw some transcript text that was wrong, and thought I would correct it. So anyway, my bad, and I'll be sure to take advantage of that preview button next time.

== Alright so... ==

I keep hearing about how Chris cut his Medallion up in little pieces and shoved it up his ass... wtf, he really didn't do this did he? Does video or picture proof exist? I've seen him TALK about it with that Max guy, but that was all audio wasn't it? He could have easily just faked the whole thing. If he REALLY did do it, he's so god damn stupid.

== Long time no see, old friend. ==

Hey, just wanted to say hello again since it's been a while, I remember you were the one who was 'keeping an eye on me' when I first came here, thought it would be nice to give you a smile and a warm hello.

But, to business, I also wanted to let you know that you were right about George, as posted in Eniggy's usertalk. He appears to be a 16 year old who lives near Chris, and until further notice, an actual fan with some of Chris's tendancies. As well as a stare that almost rivals Chris in creepiness. Not sure what to do with him from here, but at the very least, I wanted to let you know about it.

Good tidings to you, and hope to see you again soon.

[[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 14:35, 12 August 2010 (PDT)

::Hey there, wanted to let you know that I sent you an email to your 'undercover newfag account'. It's one that Eniggy forwarded to me, wanted your expert opinion on it before I or anyone else tried making an article of it. Or editing any other articles with it.

You don't have to read it if you don't want to, but either way, thought it would be nice to ask.

Thank you for reading my silliness, and see you soon. [[User:Msummers|Msummers]] 20:08, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

http://cwckiforum.proboards.com
IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:43, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

== Not A Forum ==

Don't get cocky, especially not with Cogs. Asking about which account he uploaded a video on is actually related to the article's content - and in this case, knowing trolls leaked the video is important in order to use the right templates etc. The idea of "Not A Forum" is to reduce the number of blog-length posts by people speculating about Chris and other crap. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:22, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
:Oh and leave talk page message removal to the Jerkops - otherwise it's vandalism. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:24, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
::lol i trol u [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:11, 4 September 2010 (PDT)
get the fuck out --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 16:22, 4 September 2010 (PDT)

== Userboxes ==

They're not perfect as they are user-contributed things which don't actually matter. Also if people have the userbox category on their userpage, it usually means they subst'd the userbox templates - which we actively discourage and fix. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:14, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

== Holding a pen ==

I didn't realize the redundancy with "drawing". But then again, it DOES affect his handwriting... and it is one of the main reasons why he sucks at drawing. But if you see no other reason, go ahead and remove it. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 17:50, 14 October 2010 (PDT)

== Excuse me, what are you doing? ==

"Derp. Just because he can't identify a fake (which he can't do EVER, even with Sony/Nintendo, his BFF companies) doesn't mean he is/isn't a fan. It has nothing to do with the section." You don't get the point here bro. It isn't about him not recognising the letter, it's about him not knowing who Paul McCartney is. The fact that he answered the letter the way he did is a very good indication that Chris didn't know who Paul McCartney was at that moment, and therefore wasn't a Beatles fan. Therefore it is very relevant to the article. I just edited the line to make this more clear, I guess it wasn't, but don't revert it again without consulting me first, ok? Also, don't talk condescending to me. You don't want to turn this into a personal thing. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:49, 15 October 2010 (PDT)
* Ok, good work bro. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:39, 16 October 2010 (PDT)

== Failure ==

Pretty sure the list of things Chris fails at should be comprised of things we have clear evidence of him failing at - rather than requiring more than one way to prove he fails at it consistently. Pull-ups is probably one of most suitable additions to that list in a long time. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 09:30, 6 November 2010 (PDT)

== Question ==

Freecell, would you like to be my mentor here? I have taken a liking to you, and since I am rather new to this wikia stuff it would seem that you can help me out the most. Any advice that you can give to me before I make another error would be great. :D Thanks, [[User:The Brave|The Brave]] 14:52, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== *ahem* ==

What you seemed to not recognise is those lines were impersonating ''Jackie''. ie; ''She'' would.

== Re: Deleted Post ==

No need to apologize. It wasn't showing up and the offending article was deleted, so nothing of value was lost.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 19:35, 23 December 2010 (PST)

== Regarding SecretWeapon ==
I included the "rage quote" in order to put emphasis on what he was saying, since his laugh is very loud. It might be better that it isn't in there, though; it admittedly screwed up the formatting. Just wanted to clear that up.--[[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 3:28, 3 January 2011 (Central Time)

==Hey==

Sorry for the shitty piping, I'll make sure to make them more relevant/appropriate.[[User:Masterofpirates|Masterofpirates]] 13:07, 5 January 2011 (PST)

==Hey part Deux==
Who the fuck are you? [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]]

==stop vandalizing my user talk page==

you faggot [[Fetuseater23]], who can't sign posts and is banned.

== Talk page ==
It's my talk page, and I will do with it as I see fit. It's a badly-spelled ad hominem troll attack, and I want it gone. Do as you will. --[[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 00:41, 19 January 2011 (PST)

Back on on Iconoclast for the time being. Unban him, and just move along with your other duties. He's wanted for questioning by hella authorities. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 10:47, 19 January 2011 (PST)

User talk:The Iconoclast

2011-01-18T18:36:38Z

DrShoggoth:

== Tips ==
Messages should go on the talk page, bro. I've already moved your post over there. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:14, 6 January 2011 (PST)

==We're a lot alike, you and me... ==
In what way are you not like Chris? Because you seem at least as pathetic as him. I guess plagiarists need to stick together, eh? [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]]
::Lets see: Widespread <s>plagiarism</s> artistic borrowing, a lack of artistic unity, a lack of professional quality in works that are presented as such (hello vanity publishing/sonichu copyright), self promotion in unrelated places, and a superpowered SI surrounded by <s>boyfriend free girls</s> women to make up for an underwhelming real life... Yeah, it's like I'm reading Sonichu© light. We've even got the same regurgitation of tv lines. - [[User:Kei|Kei]] 12:14, 8 January 2011 (PST)
:::You're just another faggot who says "I'm better than Chris" to justify their existence while at the same time doing the same stupid bullshit (making comics NO ONE READS) at the same time. Go away. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 11:56, 15 January 2011 (PST)

==i don't like you==
You're just another faggot who says "I'm better than the people who troll Chris who ARE EVIL PEOPLE so therefore I'm fucking awesome" to justify their existence while at the same time doing stupid bullshit (making comics almost 5 people read) at the same time. Go away. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 01:50, 16 January 2011 (PST)

==sup son==
Your one of my least favourite members on this board. Your litteraly homosexual, your a furry, your a juggalo, you like fat women, you wanted to fuck your mother, you mother fucker, you like to take it up the ass and suck dick and u brag about it, and u think you are way funnier than you really are. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 11:03, 16 January 2011 (PST)

==Why do you hate America's children?==
Do you ''not'' want kids to eat food that actually has some sort of nutritional value? Are you '''IN FAVOR OF CHILDHOOD OBESITY'''? [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 14:38, 16 January 2011 (PST)

'''I don't want Michelle Obama telling me what snacks I may consume'''

The bill only applies to public schools, which are federally funded. It's the federal government passing a law that affects a federal institution. Should they not be able to control something in their own organization? It won't affect what snacks get stuck in the beard you meticulously crafted using the Spray tool in MSPaint.

And children's programming was always stupid and full of fluff. Why are you watching kiddie shows at your age, anyway? [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 11:24, 17 January 2011 (PST)

You still didn't answer my question about why you watch so many kids shows in the first place. The 80s stuff, I guess I can understand. It makes you nostalgic for the time when we didn't have ratings and when Z. Cavariccis were popular or whatever. But why, in your late 20s did you just suddenly get into Pokemon and Histeria? Or Kim Possible for that matter.

If you had to take care of your kids or nephew or younger siblings and that's what they watched, I could see you getting a little kick out of it. Or if you were a pothead, that's a valid excuse. Potheads eat and watch all kinds of things when they're bored and high. But you're a straitlaced arch-conservative mystery "writer" who doesn't have any kids and judging by your general demeanor and your Chris-Chanian dream of returning to college solely for the cable and the coochie, you won't have any. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 10:23, 18 January 2011 (PST)

P.S. Your shitty comic's self-insert protagonist looks like Arthur. Stop watching PBS, son.

==Get out of bed!==
''[walks into Icon's bedroom, making furnace noises through snuffle]'' f-f-f-f-f ''[in a normal voice]'' Get out of bed! Snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle-snuffle-uffle... --[[User:Snuffleupagus|Snuffleupagus]] 06:41, 17 January 2011 (PST)

==Virginal Plagiarist==
He also steals ideas, and ain't never got no sex. He did meet a girl once, and she was creeped out by him. He's still stalking her.
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 10:05, 17 January 2011 (PST)

== Nice Site-- NOT ==

McAfee found a virus the moment I opened your site in a new tab. Now I'm never reading your shit.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:20, 17 January 2011 (PST)

==College Relationships==
What's wrong with sluts? Just because you couldn't fuck a slut? What's you plan? "Hey guys! There's this slut running around, and she totally wants dick, and she's rela easy as long as you aren't a total creep! She'll fuck you and suck the male essence from your cock! WATCH OUT FOR THAT ONE"

I'd be keeping an eye out for her too.

Because I like easy sex. Why do you hate fun? [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 10:36, 18 January 2011 (PST)

User talk:The Iconoclast

2011-01-17T18:05:46Z

DrShoggoth:

User talk:DrShoggoth

2011-01-07T19:11:13Z

DrShoggoth: /* Reply */

excuse me? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]
You should date Chris. You'd both have a good time with the randumb acess humor [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:03, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

excuse me? what are you talking about? [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

Applebottom [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:05, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

.......fag...

cunt [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Im not going to bother with you....[[User: BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== The template ==

Can't restore it (an admin has to do that). Anyway, if someone decides to post something on his page, we just have to revert the edits. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 06:16, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, instead of "marking" people, you could just make a list with their names or something. --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 06:23, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Test number 9 number 9 [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 07:15, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

== Hi ==

We're here to document and discuss Chris, nothing more. Snarky comments to other CWCikians and the like don't lend aid to this goal. Attacking each other for whatever reason except extreme faggotry doesn't assist. I'm not saying we should hold hands and sing songs, but yeah. Just... live and let live a little bit. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:02, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah. You really shouldn't have said this. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 09:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Me or him? I'm guessing me. I am really sick of internal drama on the CWCki. What Cogs says goes. If it's on the CWCki and not about Chris, it goes. That's all I have to say. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::*After some thinking I have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore and who's on what side saying what so I'm just not gunna say anything anymore. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:04, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Delabonte, seriously? You don't have to be such a dick. Suggesting the possibility of reasoned debate is not unreasonable. Vague threats in response? Yeah, I don't care where the hell you are in the CWCki hierarchy, being a little less of a complete ass to everyone who disagrees with you would be a nice change. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:07, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

Delabonte, buddy, pal, baby, you don't have to be like that to Ronichu just because he's a huge faggot. Just call him a huge faggot. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 00:12, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

== Your CWCki Forums... ==

It's an awesome idea, but one problem: the link's broken. Why's that? --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 16:48, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

==RE:==

I am Reptile, Find Me !

You must Find me to beat me

Alone is how to find me

Perfection is the key

Fatality is the key

10,000,000 Points if you destroy me

Look to La Luna

You Cannot Match my Speed

TIP EHT FO MOTTOB

Blocking will get you Nowhere

[[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:00, 6 January 2011 (PST)

== Reply ==

Unlike Chris, I am able to learn from my mistakes and improve myself, and my series has enjoyed a dramatic art upgrade within its five year-run. And who is more pathetic, the autistic manchild fartknocker or those who document obsessively the autistic manchild fartknocker's life? If and when he snaps and goes on a kill-spree, it'll be you trolls who drove him to it.
--[[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 23:24, 6 January 2011 (PST)
So what're you doing here then? [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 11:11, 7 January 2011 (PST)

User talk:Freecell

2011-01-07T02:03:55Z

DrShoggoth:

User:The Iconoclast

2011-01-06T22:01:46Z

DrShoggoth:

I am The Iconoclast, an autistic virgin plagiarist who marches to the beat of a different drummer. I produce and edit ''[http://scratchpad.wikia.com/wiki/The_Belch_Dimension_Comics The Belch Dimension]'', a web-distributed comic of much better concept, art and writing quality than ''Sonichu''. I am also the author of several [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:The_Iconoclast#.3D.3D_Bibliography_.3D.3D books]: ''Almasheol'', ''Postcards of the Hanging'', and ''Tiresias'', as well as a new one coming out in 2012, ''A Breath Like Mustard Gas and Roses''. You may learn more about my life and struggles [http://welcometolemora.webs.com/25redyellowandblue.htm here].

User talk:The Iconoclast

2011-01-06T22:00:56Z

DrShoggoth: Created page with "In what way are you not like Chris? Because you seem at least as pathetic as him. I guess plagiarists need to stick together, eh? ~~~"

In what way are you not like Chris? Because you seem at least as pathetic as him. I guess plagiarists need to stick together, eh? [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]]

User talk:Edward

2010-08-17T20:55:38Z

DrShoggoth: /* THE CWCKI FORUM */ new section

My talk page. Say whatever here.

And please: New section for each new subject.

== Trolling Plans ==
my brother used to live one hour away from him, but moved. I'm sure there are many dedicated trolls who would be willing to carry out these plans. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:15, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Well then, If you can find someone then go for it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:21, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
== Mao ==
warn the chairman that cwc plans to curse him-Dan D

== Lie ==
You might wanna check [[Talk:Fail]]. Yawning Squirtle Redux and I are thinking that it, too, should be deleted. I'm more than willing to pluck out the redlinks to both. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:53, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I was well aware of that discussion. I was merely saying, that you're gonna be the one handling that. But if you are willing to sort it all out then thats fine. I'm not one to question a Grammar Nazi. You guys know what your doing. I just lurk here. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:16, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Never mind. Champthom thinks this is a bad idea so I'm withdrawing. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:43, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Alright. Good luck with the piping genocide then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:47, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== This is not productive at all, BUUUT ==

I just wanted to say that Snake Eater is an amazing song and that you're awesome for liking it. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 00:07, 14 April 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:05, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

== Article Plans ==
Asexuality doesn't need an article, as it doesn't fit into anything to do with Chris, beyond a passing mention (which it already has). If you want to update a subsection on something like [[Chris and sex]] then feel free, but really, there's nothing to say.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 13:13, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Chris has made a few more statements than that before. I don't realy think that his attitudes towards asexuality would really fit in an article section about he is supposedly asexual. I think its a good choice of article to split off. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:55, 29 April 2010 (UTC)

==Mark of Shame==

Guess we've got that mark of shame forever. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:02, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah. I don't even do most of the shit that the tag is talking about. Cogs is just being unfair now. When all those /cwc/ trolls wanted to harass Edthehedgehog cause they thought he was a furry, CWCki protected him. Now I just screw around on twitter making jokes about killing Sonichu's kids and I get attacked by the head of the CWCki. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:04, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
**So are you saying that you are not, in fact, EmoWild? Because I am pretty sure you were one of the more irritating fuckers going on the Twitter feed. --[[User:Team CWCket|Team CWCket]] 17:36, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
***I didn't say I wasn't. I'm just saying that I never did any of the crap i'm being accused of in the box. I can tell you right now that I am definitely not a Sonichu fan. If you found me irritiating then that is your opinion. A good solution would be to not follow me. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:42, 29 April 2010 (UTC)
::::* It's not that you are a furry at all, the difference between what was happening with Edthehedgehog and with you is that Edthehedgehog was being spammed by out-of-CWCki trolls. This is Cogs site, and the twitter thing is one of her pet hates. She delisted all of you from the CWCipedia twitter tracker a while back, which should have been enough of a clue that she didn't think it was a great idea. Also, all she did was put a userbox on your page (Which is now protected, so you're safe here), rather than post your details across your page with "I'M A FURRY" written on it. I'm sorry that she's tarred you like this, but you can't complain. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 09:21, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Sure I can. I'm being puinished on CWCki for something that happened on another site. And I am not a furry. I was just pissing about with the whole EmoWild thing. It was part of a joke that was going on that started on the Asperpedia forums. I didn't do any of the furry sex shit that Sonichu1 was doing and I didn't spam the feed. I didn't even go on the feed. If I knew that Cogs of all people was going to act like this over something like that then I wouldn't have bothered with the whole thing. I just thought that she would be more mature about this. It wasn't affecting CWCki. It wasn't even affecting the CWCipedia feed since I was blocked out. So I don't see what the problem is. If she has a personal issue with it then she could have asked me to stop. I would have gladly stopped. Instead she put a big permenant button on my page telling people that I'm a Sonichu fan and that they should troll me. Her site or not, thats unfair. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Yikes! I had no idea you were one of them.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 17:51, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Don't act like its a big thing. I just spend a few minutes on Twitter each day pissing around. And i'm stopping that if it gets Cogs in a mood like this. I'm still just here to edit the articles and improve the site. It doesn't change anything. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:14, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::*Alright look, I'll talk to Cogs about getting rid of it for you alright? At the end of the day, it makes no difference to me whatsoever what you choose to do outside of the CWCki unless it spills over onto here, like the Edthehedgehog saga did, which is why we stepped into help him. The twitter RPing was one of Cogs' bugbears, so it wasn't anything personal at all. I can't promise it'll go, but I'll try and plead your case alright? If it hadn't been a Sonichu RP, you'd have got away with it fine. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 21:03, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::*Thank you. It means a lot to me. And tell her that i'll stop if she really hates it that much. I am a CWCki editor first and if i'm made to choose then I'd abandon the twitter thing instantly. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:07, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::*My two cents: What the fuck? Clyde protected Ed, but now we've got Cogs trolling CWCki members. I seriously hope you guys get that template removed.

:::::::::::And as for that template? Moon plz, it's full of fail. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:33, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
::::::::::::*Again: Thank you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:47, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::*Look at what I added to that template. Looks like a saga is about to start on the CWCki. Banfest '10, anyone? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 00:56, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

::::::::::::::*I think I know why she's mad; she was the one who pushed Twitter onto Chris, and then the feed got spammed. I don't know what she was expecting, but I would have expected something like that if I was in her position. Either way, it seems she got fed up with her own project and is taking it out on the people who spoiled it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 19:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::::::::*Makes sense. She's grouchy because her plan failed. It failed almost as soon as it was put in though. I don't know why she's only just getting like this now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:49, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

== 'New section for each new subject' ==
Quit pissing and moaning, you fucking crybabies. Don't you know how a society works? People will make fun of you. If you can laugh it off, you might earn some fucking respect. Your attitude about cogs is pissing me right off. This is cogs' place and that user box is lulzy. You might recognize that, if you actually had a working sense of humor. (I've read some of your articles -- you don't.)

By the way, Edward, nobody goes to the Asperpedia for the wiki. They only go there to read the latest comics, so stop shitting it up with your earnest, unfunny articles on minutiae. Just stop trying so fucking hard in general, will ya? You're making a ton of enemies.[[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 00:42, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

Well i'm sorry if I didn't quite feel like just staying quiet and letting Cogs walk all over me. I know its her site, and I respect that. That doesn't mean that I have to like her attitude about this whole thing. I think she is being immature, and I am allowed to hold an opinion on someone, contrary to your beliefs. I haven't insulted her, I haven't started a flame war, and I haven't gone around whining about how terrible it all is. All in all I think i've been putting up with all of this rather well. And as for you comments about my sense of humour, I would like to say that that comment box is not something that you are meant to laugh at. Cogs was being serious. And what is all this about Asperpedia now? Since when were the Asperpedia articles meant to be funny? I've just been documenting the events of the comics like was intended. They set up the site on a wiki format for a reason. If the sole purpose of the entire site was just the comics themselves then it wouldn't be a wiki format. Anyway, thats another subject altogether. You have a problem with my Asperpedia work then you can take it up with me there. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:53, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

* You apparently saw my message instantly and replied within 15 minutes. What the fuck, dude, are you on here 24/7? As for the Asperpedia, it was set up as a wiki as a fucking JOKE, to troll Chris with something that looked like his cwcipedia. And YES, the Asperpedia was meant to be FUNNY. The fact that you call what you do there "work" is so goddamn sad I want to cry for you. I come here for the lulz, so I'm gonna say "peace" and back out of the room. Also, I'm beginning to suspect you may still be a teenager and thus, unable to accept the slightest criticism. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 01:11, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
**You are right. I am a teenager. Criticism is not my problem though. My problem is that you are not criticising me. You are just outright insulting me. There is a difference. I expected an actual answer from you and what did I get? I'm supposedly sad for actually writing something for a wiki site, I apparantly spend all day and all night on the CWCki cause I gave you a quick reply, and I apparantly can't take criticism because I responded and didn't agree with everything you said. And of course I got the obligatory 'For the lulz' crap. If we're sharing our opinions of eachother, I think that you are just some eleven year old straight from ED, who has no clue what they are actually talking about, and didn't bother to check the facts before they got involved in an argument over them. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:24, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I can vouch for Edward on this; back on the asperpedia forums he didn't want to discuss his issues with cogs, so it's not like he's starting anything. Frankly I think cogs is overreacting too, Edward's involvement was minor compared to the real perpetrators, hardly worth locking down his userpage for something that he kept separate from CWCki. As for the asperpedia, Mao promoted him there and I'm fairly sure Alec's given him free reign to fill in the backstory. So far the owners have no problem with Edwards "unfunniness". [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:26, 24 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks Bill. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:14, 24 May 2010 (UTC)
== Re: Welcome Template ==

Not all templates are there to make the page they appear on cleaner in appearance. We should be using the welcome template to save ourselves having to copy the long body of the welcome message, by substituting. Substituting a template is easy, just add '''subst:''' after then opening {{ and the code from the template automagically gets placed on the page. The welcome template is too wordy at present, and could do with shortening. When substituting the welcome message appears to make a user's talk page messy, it has become too long.

It's also important to remember the purpose of the welcome message is to welcome new users. It looks like we put a lot less effort in to welcoming someone if they can see we simply linked them to a template. While they may later realise that it was simply a substituted template, the initial illusion is still quite a nice one to keep. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:48, 14 May 2010 (UTC)
*Alright then. I'll take your word for that. You know what your talking about more than I do. I was just asking. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:55, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

== Quick Question ==
Are the people involved involved with Sonichu the animated series supposed to be a little mean? (Redfeather specifically) [[user:BabyNeko]]
*They're not SUPPOSED to. Whether they even are or not is a matter of opinion. Apparantly they are rather unpopular on CWCki. I'm not too sure why. I haven't seen anything they have said to CWCki guys and haven't had any contact with them. I think its a namefag thing. I have spoke to Spazkid before. He's alright. He can be kind of an asshole when he gets upset, but he's alright if you catch him on a good day. Redfeather though I can't speak for. Oh, and sign your comments. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:14, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hey Ed ==

They did it. they fucking did it again! they hacked apserpedia and blocked pretty much everyone that was not an admin all the while talking about pvcc 4ever.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:53, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:I'm not blocked. Weird. Edward, since Mao seems to be unresponsive, do you think you can do anything about this?[[User:L33tSilvie|L33tSilvie]] 04:03, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::No I can't. Believe me, i'd like to, but I can't. They have control of the admin accounts. If I did anything to oppose them then they could could not only ban me too, but even strip me of my current powers. Unless the real Mao gave me admin status too then I can't help. That they haven't banned me makes me think that they are just doing whatever they find funny. While I may have some powers on the site, believe me it's nothing much and anything I do is not official. I certainly don't have regular contact with the higherups. All I can do is wait for the real Mao to fix this shit. Until then i'm trying to lay low and hope that I can stay below the radar until I can unban you all and restore the pages once the site is back. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:29, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Alex ==
Fuck yes. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:08, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*I knew you'd approve. Come on then; Let's get drunk! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**"When would eating apples ever come up in a date? Also, the apple itself is not the core of my fears, more coming soon."
::>"not the core of my fears, more coming soon."
::>"more coming soon."
::[[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:55, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Fuck my life. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:34, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Ed, I haven't been following this Alex vs. Delbonte thing very much, but personally I think its just a pointless flame war. Both sides are acting like fags, no matter who's in the wrong. It also sounds like Alex is just attention whoring, trying to make himself into trollbait. Just let it blow over and save yourself the trouble. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:57, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*I know he is. I just can't help it. I know it's probably not worth the trouble. IT'S JUST THAT I HATE HIM SO MUCH! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:50, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**Can we ever bury the hatchet? If so, what will it take? --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:19, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
***Very easily! You could stop whining about everything, and take my advice by moving to another account and just lurk. If you went on to lurking on another account, no-one would bother to track you. Your not a lolcow, your just irritating. If you just moved to another account and abandoned your current one, people would forget about you instantly, and you could start your online rep fresh with a new name. As long as you don't start bitching about apples again then you'd be safe. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 30 June 2010 (UTC)
****There are times when things go in your favor and it feels nice, but then there are other times where things work out for you and you know that you were doing the right thing anyway. I can't think of anything more satisfying than these moments. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:35, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Saving Flipnotes ==

Great work with saving the abomination before the mods killed it. How do you save those things anyways? Is there a program I need?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:02, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*I don't know how people usually do it actually. As it happens, today I was around my grandparent's house because I am ill, and a few days back I had downloaded a trial version of Camtasia Studio to try my hand at making some more Asperchu audiobooks. I failed on that count, but the trial wasn't over yet. So I just got it up, recorded the video on Hatena and uploaded it. I know it looks like I saved it, but that's just because I edited it so well. Really I just recorded this with a webcam. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:08, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Reverting ==

I need to go take a shit. You'll have to take over for me. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:49, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*On it boss. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:50, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
**It's a good thing Lime showed up. For a minute there, I thought an admin would never come online. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:06, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
***That is a good thing. Though, I think JESUS just decided to quit before Lime showed up, having gone to recent changes to admire his work and realizing that he hadn't even made a dent. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:43, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== (Hint hint, wink wink, nudge nudge) ==
I sent you a message. It should clarify things. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 12:34, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Your message explained nothing and you only pissed me off more. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:46, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

http://cwckiforum.proboards.com
IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:55, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

CWCki:General

2010-08-17T20:54:45Z

DrShoggoth:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__

{{Community Portal}}

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

: I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and relationships==
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== July 23 Fridays After Five ==

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

==Modnation Levels==
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Just a question==
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)==

Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
***Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)

== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==

Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.
*Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --[[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to [[Flipnote Hatena]] damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris's handwriting ==

Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:[[Chris's Letter to Blanca|2008 should be recent enough]] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:: OK thank you. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:::The [[List of Flipnotes|Flipnotes]] should be the most recent example. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
::::The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.

Anyways, I finished. [[User:GandWuser|Read it on my Userpage.]] --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

== Scripts for Sonichu TAS ==

Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
::Who are the admins on the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:::That would be [[User:cogsdev|these]] [[User:Clydec|fine]] [[User:Champthom|people]]. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Spotted Chris at Game Stop ==

Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.

I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
* Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)
**Barb definitely has AIDS. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
**This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the [[August 2010]] article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*If he starts to frequent the store, look for the slightest excuse to get him banned. Anything that keeps Chris from buying more games is worth it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*ewww chris wants to do it with his mom. thats like barf central and not just because of the incest either --This post has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 08:54, 7 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

== chris at faf again ==

Sighted chris at fridays after five. He was wearing grey shirt, girly fitting jeans, and his trucker vest. Spotted a pokewalker on each of his hips. No rocks or hoolahoops sighted, but the highlight was him doing a sort of dance waddle/dance where he would slowly turn in circles with both of his index fingers pointed in the air. Making sheepish eye contact with random people, and revealing a very forced looking smile. When i wandered past him while he was doing this on the side grass near the bandstand I could hear him muttering/singing "do a little dance, make a little love, do a little dance, make a little love".
:No pictures, I assume? Either way, this is still helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*care to tell us how you managed to observe this scene from canada? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:31, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**Ouch. -- [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:46, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Cogs brings the smackdown. My suggestion is to treat this one as bogus until we get more confirmation. Also, sign your damn posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:58, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
I observed this with my own eyes and other sensory organs while, I did not observe this from canada as I am referring to fridays after five in c,va. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. --hooplah
*Yeah, I think we all know this is bullshit. You could have tried harder, though. Also, I don't want to make two posts, so is there any real confirmation on the previous section's sighting? It seems a bit too descriptive to me, and a family outing doesn't seem like the Chandler family to me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:37, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**I smell a /cwc/fag --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:13, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
***1) Wut 2) You can sign your post using four tildes (~) so that you don't have to type all that shit out. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:01, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*I was at FAF last week and stayed for most of it. I'm 95% sure Chris wasn't there. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 05:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
**Listen to this man. He's the one who spotted Chris on all those other occasions. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 09:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Was it just me... ==

Or was anyone else redirected to ads when they tried to access this adsite yesterday? I tried to get on but I couldn't. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:52, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
:I didn't notice anything wrong. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

== Regarding the Relics of Fail items... ==
I posted this a month or so ago on Champthom's usertalk page since he was the one who originally made these pages, but I figured that it might be better off here. Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 21:43, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
*I second this. This site isn't ED, and should separate itself where convenient. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
:I disagree. The suffix has been grandfathered into CWC lore, original or not. Perhaps it's no longer necessary to append it to every new object Chris has, but I see no reason for the previous "of fails" to change. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:31, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== PS3 Tracker ==
Since I'm now denigrated to normal user i guess i have to be normal i am sad.

But anyway, based off a topic I saw earlier. We do have some people who know Chris on da PS3 and can see what game is playing at what time. What we need is a tracker to keep track of how much time he has wasted. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

So you can't get into PVCC but you're tired of getting yelled at for chatting on tlak pages? Well I have you a solution. http://cwckiforum.proboards.com is now here for you,a nd you cna talk amongst yourselves about the CWCki or weeaboo shit or anime or whatever and make your arts and have a place to show then and develop them before they get added to the CWCki itself, and all kinds of useful shit and stuff like that. So come join the cwcki forum, the only forum about the Cwcki! http://cwckiforum.proboards.com

Yeah I know the colors suck and it's not all there yet. AHM WORKIN ON IT!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)
:The color scheme is offensive to the eye. Was that intentional so discourage Chris from sticking his nose into it? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 13:25, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

I'll take that excuse for my beign shitty with color layouts. But yeah, totally to throw off chris. That's it. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:54, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

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Talk to me. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:33, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
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:OKAY--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:26, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
::Hello there. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Hi. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:34, 17 March 2010 (UTC)
**You wanna smoke some weed later? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:42, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

I don't mind people copying me--I can't supply all of the insight, after all. Just don't SET ME ON FIRE.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:08, 9 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sup, Toubro? --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 23:45, 14 August 2010 (PDT)

== Lyrical analysis ==

Cool! I actually noticed something like that in one of my favorite songs. I think I'll blatantly steal your idea and write about it on my userpage.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:34, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
: Go right ahead. The more analyses we make, the better. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:46, 9 April 2010 (UTC)
::Are you going to make your analysis here into a fan page?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:15, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
:::If it doesn't run the risk of getting deleted, then yes. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 01:21, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
::::=D I love your lyrical analysis, Bread! ^_^ I also love Slayer. >.>
[[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 01:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

==On The Cherry Chick==

If you want to know what's going on here just ask in the usual place. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 00:45, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

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== Hey buddy ==

When editing the [[CWChronology]], follow the guidlines. If you aren't sure about them ask me, don't just make shit up. Also, wtf is this: "First anniversary of the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center bombing]] that killed 6 people and injured over 1,000 more. Chris, being the stupid, insensitive bastard he is, [[Chris and reality|does'nt notice let alone know of the bombing that occurred the year before]]." What's your source on this? Because if you don't have one there is absolutely no way it should be in the article. Understood? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 19:21, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== What the hell? ==
Official articles, for instance, [[CWCville]] aren't for your fucking fanfiction, okay? That bit on economy has nothing to do with anything. The CWCki is about documenting things Chris has said or proven, ect. Not about wild speculation and flapping your jaw for the hell of it. tl;dr this isn't uncyclopedia. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 05:48, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

For real bro. Stick to the facts. You can interpret imaginatively, but you can't just make shit up. If you want people to read your CWC slash fiction post it on Asperpedia. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 05:51, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, don't remove or censor shit, you're promoting loss of information. The only reason the Wallflower was even remotely censored is because she specifically asked to be. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 06:01, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== Censoring out e-mails ==

It's been brought to my attention you've been censoring out e-mails. Dude, these e-mails have been out for yearly two years now, people know this shit already. Fuck, I probably have the uncensored ones on my HD. CWCki aims to be uncensored though there are instances where privacy concerns and safety take precedent. I understand the thought, but in any case any personal information would be out of date by now, for sure, not to mention if there was anything personal it'd get censored out by the leaker. So yeah, your efforts have been seen but really dude, don't do it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:35, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

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{{welcome}}
--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:35, 20 January 2010 (UTC)

==My bad man==
For some reason I confused you and officerJulay.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:18, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:No worries, figured that was the case. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 02:19, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

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==A Lovely Dialogue that Griffintown had with Dr. Spammalot==

Thanks for undoing all my hard work, dumbass.[[User:Mah boi|Mah boi]] 19:35, 29 October 2009 (CET)
*I aim to please! :D [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:36, 29 October 2009 (CET)
:*You hate me don't you. [[User:Mah boi|Mah boi]] 19:44, 29 October 2009 (CET)
::*Hate, for me, needs a certain amount of respect. As far as I can tell, you are merely annoying and not worth of hating.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 22:05, 29 October 2009 (CET)

==Psssst==

You don't get the sarcasm very well do you? Spoiler: I'm Kacey. [[User:GenesisHime|GenesisHime]] 08:06, 1 November 2009 (CET)
*So glad to meet you Kacey. I am the King of Spain, at your service! :D [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:51, 1 November 2009 (CET)
:*Sweet! Spain is awesome. [[User:GenesisHime|GenesisHime]] 17:58, 1 November 2009 (CET)

== the fuck is wrong with you? ==

learn to use {{clear}} it's not that hard. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:37, 29 December 2009 (CET)

Because you'll get different effect on different moitors and resolutions anyway (a PROTIP). --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:41, 29 December 2009 (CET)
*Yup, my big mistake. I din't knew the template existed. I went back and fixed some of the mess I made when I discovered it earlier today. Sorry for the mess. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:14, 29 December 2009 (CET)

== Contact me ==

See my user page - either get in touch with my on AIM or on IRC. We need to talk (it's nothing bad). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:03, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==List of Videos==
It's not quite done... there's still vids on the list without a date at all; all I did was formatting. But thanks =) --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:01, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
*You are doing a stellar job so far, I salute you. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:03, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Nice job stopping that vandal==
Srsly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:10, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
:*No vandal will mess with the CWCki on my watch. Third time I had to deal with one here. I am glad I can ban them now. ;) [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:13, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks, and have a safe day ==

Thanks for helping me with the [[01142010.MOV]] page. I was trying to help out some by getting the page up fast, but lack of proper wiki skillz hindered that effort. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 21:06, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
*Hey, no problem! Skills came with practice, don't worry yourself so much. Have a nice day! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:15, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha==
I see you changing a lot of curse words to SFW; is that a thing that we're doing? I understand it in a lot of cases. Usually there's no impact on the content or the delivery, other than to make it more professional.

But other times it seems like a little excessive, considering the NSFW nature of so much of CWCki's content, and the creative component of CWCki writing vs. Wikipedia. Like the change on the [[straw]] page: "fucking vacuum lungs" is totally different than "lungs able to generate vacuum". The mental imagery is different, the humor value is different, and the readability/flow is different. The original author wasn't trying to make a physical analysis of gas pressures; they were trying to say that your lungs have to be comically powerful machines. The way it is now is just... blah.

Let me know what's up in case I need to be looking for things too, or if this was more of a personal thing. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 04:40, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

:*I have two reasons for working on this. First, swear words are highly unimaginative. Of course I am impressed by the versatility of the word "Fuck" and it's derivatives but it degrades the article for nothing. Yes, it adds some emotional emphasis but, if you can't explain it without proper words, why bother? I have to agree with the loss of humor in some article but I am convinced that we can do better. Then, I noticed that articles with "Blubber" (material unrelated to Chris) were littered with swear words. Since both are correlated, it makes my work easier. If the swear word is in a "Historical Document" or a talk page, I will ignore it. So this is nothing personal (I dint went Southern-Baptist on you all) I just want the CWCki to look shiny-clean. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:07, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

::*I can agree with that; it's generally overplayed (like "JULAY" or "of Fail" or any number of other now-"ho-hum" items). I have wtf'd a few times on the rephrased versions, though (e.g. lungs). I think in general, if "fucking" can be deleted completely without changing the meaning of the phrase, it's definitely not needed (or can be replaced by a more expressive adjective). But it gets a little weird when we start substituting mild language for some, like these ones:

:::''Sarah didn't give a flying toss -> Sarah couldn't care less''
:::''Chris would be willing to fuck a dog. -> Chris would be willing to have intercourse with a dog.''

::Those changes really kind of take the air out of the phrases, and don't give them the 'smirk' that the articles had before. The articles still need to be fun to read... CWCki is entertainment, after all. Fuck may be overplayed, but it shouldn't be verboten.

::But seriously, it's only maybe one out of every forty or fifty of your edits that are like this. This being a wiki, I guess I should just shut up and fix 'em as I think they should be, but I don't want to step on any toes. Would you be offended if, in those cases, I hit it a second time? I promise not to get in a revert war with you--if we can't agree after one round, I'll happily defer. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:51, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Dude, the very nature of the Wiki system is the capacity to re-edit everything. Please feel free to add to everything I have edited. I am sure that you might have better ideas that mine on the subject and it would be a waste to ignore them. I assure you, I am secure enough with my Ego to not slip into a edit-war. Do your Best! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:02, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
::::Haha, thanks. I couldn't agree more re:wikis, but I still like to toss it out there when I know we're likely to overlap, so that there's no misinterpretation of actions later. Happy editing =) --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:36, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

::*Allow me to step in for a minute. While, [[CWCki:NOTED|CWCki is not ED]], it's not totally Wikipedia either. We can cuss, we can use more personal language in articles, etc. I've seen some articles where there's an informal tone in some passages that would never fly on Wikipedia. It's not truly encyclopedic to have informal tones like this, but it makes articles readable - one of the goals really should be to make articles readable yet accurate and objective. For instance, let's look at [[2007]]. Strictly speaking, the article should start with "2007 is the year we made contact with Chris." However, right now it starts with "The year we made contact." It's less formal but it works a lot better. It's catchy, it draws the reader in. It's better that way.
:::So, where does swearing come in? First, please remember the audience - I'd say the core of trolls tend to be 18-25 year old males, current or former /b/tards where swearing is pretty tame. You're going to come off as dorky if you said something like "Chris would be willing to have intercourse with a dog." It's too wordy. "Chris would be willing to have sex with a dog" is alright, but pretty bland. "Chris would be willing to fuck a dog" has flavor to it. It appeals to the audience who are not offended and it has a stronger connotation than just "sex." "Fucking" generally indicates a sort of more carnal sex - you fuck a whore, you have sex with your girlfriend, you make love to your wife. But I think in some cases, people do try to hard so in a situation like "Sarah didn't give a flying fuck" could easily be reworded like "Sarah couldn't care less" or maybe "Sarah couldn't give a shit less" to give it some flavor.
:::Editors should try to keep in mind that in writing articles, try to write for your audience. CWCki should have articles that are readable such that trolls will want to read them without feeling like falling asleep or being bored. A little spice goes a long way. But that doesn't mean you pour the whole damn pepper shaker onto the plate. In other words, a bit of swearing is okay, if it conveys some impact, but if swearing is there when a non-swear word will do, then by all means replace it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:11, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
::::My opinion, briefly: it is silly to eliminate the F-word from a site that extensively discusses and displays Chris masturbating, shaking his naked ass, and yes, fucking the shit out of a blow-up doll. Also, if you're going to go on a crusade against naughty words, you should at least be willing to properly capitalize and format the words you replace them with. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 07:59, 19 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::In retrospect, I have to say that I kinda went overboard in my attempt to remove swearing words from the CWCki. I guess we don't need the level of cleanliness Wikipedia needs. I hope I dint caused much trouble. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 10:44, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== Please contact me ASAP ==

Thank you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Contact me ASAP ==

This is URGENT. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:56, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Get on AIM again. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:45, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== Contact me ==

Nothing bad, just want to talk to you about something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:03, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

== Sorry to bother ==

By any chance do you know who came up with creepychu. i want to use her for something but want to ask permission beforehand. Sorry for bothering.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:42, 2 June 2010 (UTC)
:I don't have the slightest idea, sorry bro. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:36, 2 June 2010 (UTC)

== IM me ==

Champ asked me to contact you and the other Jerkops. My AIM is LittleLazyLime. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:48, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

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Your user name should be "Spellchecker". Just kidding, you are quite the enthusiast. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:13, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

What it is, I make a (sort of) living as a freelance editor. I have this kinda Pavlovian reaction to typos. - [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 21:36, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

Congrats on transcribing the Father Call! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 09:24, 12 November 2009 (CET)

For your recent transcription work, which would drive a normal person absolutely insane, I award you with the Order of the Sonichu. Keep up the good work. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:18, 15 November 2009 (CET)
:Thank you, thank you. I am glad that my copious spare time has served to entertain, in some small way, the readers of this site. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 02:52, 15 November 2009 (CET)

Fantastic work with IRC chat summaries, these are very good and to the point. In fact, all the IRC chat summaries should have a similar format - a brief narrative of the events of the chat and major things revealed, that sort of thing. Also, about Chris's hygiene, believe it or not he does worry about germs in some respects. Apparently he uses an unhealthy amount of hand sanitizer and at the GAMe PLACe, he would put gobs on it on after shaking someone's hand (this is one of those Lucas and Mimms posts that still need to be transferred here from PVCC). So yeah, Chris isn't TOTALLY dirty. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:50, 26 November 2009 (CET)
* Yeah, I remember the hand sanitizer fetish from the Game Place articles, I should have worked in a mention of that. Funny that he's obsessive about keeping his hands clean, but can't be bothered to take a shower most of the time... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 11:38, 26 November 2009 (CET)

==Just a suggestion...==
In regards to your recent IRC chat summaries, would you possibly be interested in doing summaries for some of the Mumble and Julie PSN chats? In some cases, like the Julie PSN chats, the summaries are in fact longer than the actual transcript, so they really need a concise summary in the narrative format you've done for the IRC chats. Your summaries are readable and effectively summarize the contents, hence why I ask. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:18, 26 November 2009 (CET)
*Yeah, I can give it a shot. I'll have a look at some of those. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:37, 26 November 2009 (CET)

== Thanks. ==

Good work on cleaning up the new section of the MLW article --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 05:18, 5 December 2009 (CET)

== TRUE and HONEST ==
Thanks for clearing that up. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:59, 31 July 2010 (UTC)

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y hello thar

== You killed Armitage?! ==

WTF, I needed him to get rid of the neurotoxin!
[[User:DronePod|Gibson! it's Gibson! his head's been cut clean off!]] 11:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Kacey stuff ==

Oh. Dear. He actually insulted her and groped her. On two dates.

HOW COME NO ONE HAS FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS SHITFUCKER?!?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Because of his AUTIZTIC CARD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

I really want to know what line Chris has to cross where the autism card won't cut it anymore, and how close he is to said line. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:50, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Guys, Guys this fat fuck will eventually get his ass kicked by someone anyway just be patient.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:56, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

It usually only takes me one date to start groping a girl. No one's ever kicked my ass for it, they usually just grope me back. I love not being a fat fuck. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:35, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==Were you that old Totse mod?==

The one everyone kept calling Wintercunt? If so, I thought you were female that whole time.

It's this site that used to exist, full of angsty teenagers. It teaches you to make shitty bombs that will blow up in your face and get high off of household substances. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:33, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

lol chris يعتقد أننا إرهابيون --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:39, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== Do you play Space Station 13? ==

I was playing a few minutes ago and I saw a user named Wintermute. Just wanted to verify if it was you or not. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 21:20, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Nope --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:11, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

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Hi. I rolled back your edits on [[Wild Sonichu]] because I really don't think such an analysis can be backed up or justified. If we start putting Freudian analysis into everything, this place could get a little mucked up. Try to stick with broad/general speculations or more concrete examples. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:48, 27 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris and his psyche==

I think you're probably right about all that psycho-analysis on your talk page.

Does it merit an article? [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

I figure that we could do a Chris and Authority article and maybe add some of my speculations to the Patti article.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:17, 7 February 2010 (UTC)

*Chris and authority is big one actually, I'm surprised it isn't around here. I might get on it at some point tonight. [[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 17:46, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
:*If I remember clearly, I have nuked "Chris and authority" because it sucked hard. Feel free to resurrect it if you can make it better. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:40, 7 February 2010 (UTC)
*Moarlurk, I'll let you get going on it- I'm not sure where to start with it...I'll certainly contrib though.[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 02:03, 8 February 2010 (UTC)

==Observation: Koopa/Bowser==
I noticed your confusion over how Bob kept calling Bowser "Koopa". Actually, that's not uncommon. Bowser's title has always been "King of the Koopas", but the name "Koopa" was more prevalent in the Mario cartoons (Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World) for some unknown reason. As well, I think Bowser's also been referred to as "Bowser Koopa" like how Princess Peach is now "Peach Toadstool". My guess is that Bob had seen some of the Mario cartoons in the past and (somehow) remembers the name Koopa more than Bowser.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:29, 11 February 2010 (UTC)
* In the Japanese version of Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Bowser's name was Koopa. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:38, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah. That makes sense. Wouldn't be surprised, either. I think Bob was already living off of his pension when Chris was young(this is likely where he thought that "stay at home dad" was acceptable) and watched TV with Chris sometimes(when he wasn't out doing something irresponsible).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:57, 12 February 2010 (UTC)

== Your thoughts on snorlax ==

The concept that she intentionally fucked Chris up is horrifying. I'm pretty sure it's not quite as simple as that, but I get the sick feeling in my gut that you're at least partially right.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:27, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

The tragedy of all this is that just popped into my head while I was gauging her reaction to trolls. I'm calling it a Random-Access Horror.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:53, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

Moarlurk, the problem with trolling Snorlax is that she doesn't use the internet. What do we do? Do we have to go to Ground Zero, vandalize the house, maybe smash up the several rusty cars scattered across the lawn? we cannot do that Your method is stillborn, she never leaves the house. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:27, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Ah well. We can still troll her via Chris or Bob. We just need to put the fear into them somehow. Perhaps we could inform Bob of the house videos still being up? Idea: Claim that a class action suit is going to be levied against Chris in an attempt to institutionalize him(Bob's worst fear, if this doesn't stir him to action nothing will). Claim that you're a fan of Chris(This will make him sympathize) and you got a tip that a huge class action suit is just getting started and the only way to stop it is to have Chris stop making comics involving anyone based off a real person or using material derived from people on the internet or something so they won't have any material to use. He has to make sure Chris doesn't do anything stupid either or else the suit might start up again. Best case scenario Bob bans Chris from making any further comics and Chris kills him in-universe. We then inform Bob about this and watch the shit fly.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:40, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

What if we hired a professional actor to come by the house and tell em that Mao has sued them for threatening murder or that Greene county has noticed the shit scattered on the lawn. You know, make shit up that they could believe.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:07, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

They aren't exactly smart people--Bob was tricked by a thirteen year old boy too, remember. Snorlax watches too much TV and thinks that every time we drag Chris out of her house we might get him arrested, and Chris is Chris. 90% of the time it'll be Bob on the phone, and he's a cakewalk if you don't let him get a word in. Pose as someone in authority and he'll fall for it if you can sound convincing enough. You might want to compliment him a bit too, he likes that. Snorlax fears Chris being brought before court again and Bob fears him being chucked into an institution. All we have to do is convince Bob that his fear is a real possibility, show him something that looks like proof of the lawsuit, and we'll have the fear erupting in Snorlax too. If we're really lucky, they might move elsewhere.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:44, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

Even though people from Massachusetts say I sound like i'm from the south, southerners always detect my bahstin accent. I'm sure if I called Bob, To explain my accent i would have to disguise myself as a friend of Mao, because he's the only Bostonian troll that Chris knows about.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:24, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

A better idea would be claiming that you're an internet friend of Chris's that found out that the trolls have been gathering evidence needed to institutionalize Chris, and the fact that he attempts to threaten people with death in his comic is the clincher--it may terrify Bob but honestly his fear helped make Chris what he is today so he deserves to live in it.

Still, we need something Bob might consider irrefutable proof, so let's hold off on actually doing it until we have a plan. Bob may be gullible, but he catches on--he was instantly suspicious of Julie, remember that. Let's think this out a bit more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:07, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

Wake the FUCK UP! Bob is almost dead, so we can forget about him because he has a 10% of living to Friday, and Barb might kill herself so my Cole-centered schemes might useful in case Cole rescues him from his hell and adopts him, because we all know he can't live alone.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:17, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
* Enlighten me on the subject of heart failure, I'm not an expert. Also, I doubt Barb will kill herself. Though, we may see Cole being relevant again if Bob dies.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:46, 2 March 2010 (UTC)

''IF'' Bob dies? No, he's gonna die. The mortality rate for heart failure is 10%, add four heart attacks and he has maybe a 2% chance of surviving. Snorlax is barely mobile so she'll probably starve to death, and if Cole has any sense of mercy he'll save Chris from the sharks of society, because even Cole is aware of us. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:45, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* I don't think she's that fat. Obese, yes. Fat to the point where she can't move? Doubtful. She'll probably send Chris to fetch food for her and "Getting food" will become the new "shoveling snow". She's not dying anytime soon.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:55, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
Yes, but she has colitis and has to be eating leafy greens,if she fails to eat them she could get sepsis and die of intestinal infections.
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:28, 3 March 2010 (UTC)
* Point taken. Though, we don't know enough about her to assume that she's ignoring the advice--her being a redneck isn't enough. I'll estimate her date of death as sometime this decade.
*Lax won't even protect Chris, cause that was Bob's job, Chris will be a fucking fool when Bob dies, like probably going all the way to Japan to meet with Sony, only to find himself castrated by the Yakuza.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Speaking of death, I really think we need to put a "BOB IS DEAD" ad on top of the CWCipedia if we want Chris to tell us anything more on the subject. And make it a standard practice to assume that Chris is dead if he fails to update for more than three days or more.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:08, 7 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah I had a weird dream last night where I was at my house and Snore was sitting in the backseat of my Honda Accord choking to death, then Chris pops out of the trunk holding a burning copy of "Catcher in the Rye" while speaking backwards. Maybe its a premonition.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:23, 8 March 2010 (UTC)

-Lets make the snorlax ED page. Chris wants us to stop by midnight, but we will only jam the dagger deeper. Make him rage harder than he has ever raged before. Let us destroy his psyche completely.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:10, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
-He's looking at the CWCki now and we can make the Snorlax ED page whenever we want(of course we need a link to the article across the top of CWCipedia so Chris will spot it).

Oh yeah, with the succss of the car pranks gives me an idea that would piss barb off so much: PUT 14 BRANCHLAND COURT UP FOR SALE!--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 19:54, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*I swear I think we've done that already but go ahead put an ad on Craigslist and invite buyers to just turn up unannounced for maximum lulz.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

[https://post.craigslist.org/uva/H/reo/none/x/PdeDiSNHERGEQ2sa/wPgzz] Did it.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 21:49, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*Ahahaha, brilliant. Now we play the waiting game.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure its posted, can you check craigslist?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:23, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
*It's there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:30, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Awesome. Now all we have to do is watch him rage on twitter or youtube.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 23:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Holy Shit==

You successfully dissected Chris's mind.You should be like Troll of the
Year,not for your trolling feats,but for the fact that you creatively and logically categorized Chris's inner thoughts,feelings,and psyche. Kudos. [[User:UhcinoS|UhcinoS]] 03:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Yeah, you've got a truly amazing insight into Chris's mind. You're like Will Graham from the book ''Red Dragon''. I guess that means Chris is Frances Dolarhyde, since there's no way he's cool enough to be Hannibal Lecter. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 23:01, 17 May 2010
==Trolling Ideas==

I liked your idea a while back about having Alec or someone else write their own "version" of sonichu 11 and I thought that maybe an addition to that plan could be made, have it so that the sysop sends chris and email telling him that the site is losing money because of the lack of updates. However have her also say she has an offer from an outside source who wants to continue sonichu, than she'll say that she'll give him two weeks to respond. KNowing chris he won't respond and the person (hopefully alec) we'll start their comic. Also this way when chris realizes what has happened and complains he'll be told its his fault that he didn't update the comic.
[[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:This actually sounds like a pretty good idea. Also, if Chris says something about needing inspiration, have the sysop tell him something like "Inspiration may not have a schedule to you, but you don't need it in order to answer a few mailbags." --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:54, 11 May 2010
:I think we can do this more easily. All we have to do is wait until the end of the month. When the month is about to end, Sysop will send Chris a message announcing that since Chris has not been actively using the Copyright for three months as of the next two or so days, the other claimant is about to gain equal creative control of Sonichu. This other claimant is left unknown. She states that he must begin to upload x number of new comics or at the very least answer x mailbags daily.

SHIT EDIT CONFLICT FUCK.--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 08:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mighty fine work, Lou ==

Nice work on "improving" the CWCipedia. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Way better than I did. I was Bonehead, by the way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:44, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:were you amongst those that expanded the character pages? because in one night you people have done two things chris didn't do: give the damn characters their pages and give them some depth, and for that i salute you man. >:( [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'm the author of Wild's new (and technically the original) bio page. I feel this gives him far more character than Chris ever gave him. Also, I hope we get to keep the CWCipedia in it's current state--raping it feels therapeutic after so long.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::Indeed. After putting up with Chris's smug, holier-than-thou attitude for what seemed like an eternity, we finally get our revenge. By the way, I went under the name "Thermidor" when I vandalized the CWCipedia. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::ReldnahcNotsewNaitsirhc here. I rewrite the mailbags. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== It's June ==

Chris made a video on May 31 which said that the trolls will have to work to get a response out of him. It was around this time last year that Chris's Big Night Out emerged. Do you think, if the conditions are right, we'll get a repeat of that? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:10, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm still expecting a PSN hack to prove that there's still anoter bug in the PS3. Bonus points if it happens on Flag Day. Losing the PSN means he'll have to either go outside and do stupid shit, hunt for the bug, or make angry videos.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:19, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**I keep hearing about how there's a plan to hack his PS3 on July 4th. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:38, 3 June 2010 (UTC)
**That's probably what's going to happen unless that was just a threat Clyde made to get Chris to hustle.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:45, 3 June 2010 (UTC)

== Zapina/Bubbles ==

I think Zapina represents Chris's desire to relive high school (and possibly lose his virginity to one of his gal-pals). Bubbles is most likely the distaff counterpart to Wild, i.e. the desire to impress his mother. The first evidence of this is her evolution, which enabled her to save her adoptive mother. Secondly, notice how Bubbles became entirely useless in Sonichu 5. This was after Snorlax told Chris to stop doing the sub-episodes and that the Attraction Sign was a stupid idea. Since this was one of the few times Barb ''didn't'' let Chris do what he wanted, he might have unconsciously derailed Bubbles to spite her.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:16, 10 June 2010 (UTC)

== Sonichu merch ==
I got an idea for trolling Chris, since Sonichu is public domain, I came up with this OFFICIAL SONICHU MERCHANDISE racket.[http://www.zazzle.com/sonichu_t_tshirt-235150532100261679]
--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:51, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*Then go ahead and tell Chris. Talk about how it's too bad he lost the copyright because you're making thousands of dollars from the sales.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:56, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**We should put that up on the fake CWCipedia, where fake Chris will say that he finally found someone to produce Sonichu merchandise. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't read CWCipedia anymore--he's been ignoring it ever since the first time Clyvian declared that the copyright was his. Just find a way to get into contact with him--perhaps spam him with "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" until he replies to one of the emails?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:46, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
***Yes, let's spam up his e-mail box with BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW so much that he won't be able to ignore it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 02:50, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
Also, we should snail mail him hats and shirts.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:52, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:Perhaps a shirt could be placed on one of the cars outside his house because Boblax would probably throw it in the trash if it comes in the mail. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
This might work; the last person to do this was Liquid, but this time we'll have physical evidence that the merch exists. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:02, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:This is the main problem--do we know anyone that isn't an FA that lives in the area? Seriously, just flooding his inbox with emails that say something like "OH HEY THANKS FOR THE COPYRIGHT I'M RICH NAO" in the title line(the only part he'll read) is faster.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:09, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::I think I've sent him like 20 e-mails with the subject "BUY SONICHU MERCH NOW" and provided a link to the merch in the contents. I don't know if I'm making any impact, but it helps. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:11, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::You think he has a spam filter? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:13, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::I don't know if AOL can filter out certain words or not. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 17:17, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Someone should buy a shirt, then send it with a letter claiming Nintendo has seized all merchandising rights to Sonichu, that oughta make dirty crapped briefs.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:15, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

== A new article ==

I've been working on a "Mary Sue" article in my [[User:Bill_Lumburg/Sandbox|sandbox]]. Do you think it's viable? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:20, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not quite sure myself--wouldn't the article just turn into a description of how pretty much everyone in the comic is some sort of Sue? I think it may work as a section in the Chris and Writing article, though.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:14, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== OkCupid ==

Chris recently updated his [http://www.okcupid.com/profile/ChrisCSonichu OkCupid] account. You might want to try that to troll him a little more. Might be worth a try, though if it botches it could cause further withdrawal from the intertubes - you'd have to at least be able to fake a girl's voice and call him, or arrange with an FA for him to meet someone. Might yield something.[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

*Just came back to sign my name. [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:38, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I have a girls voice...but..it sounds too loli...D: Would that work though?
*Only if you can spoof a Virginia area code--he ignores all of those.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:32, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

I live in Virginia/DC area dude (What does it show up as on Skype?)
*No idea, but it should be True and Honest enough. Now go out and troll to the extreme.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:39, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
I will, thank you Lurky...
and FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU I forgot my skype password

*Are you in any way planning on meeting him IRL? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 21:47, 21 June 2010 (UTC)
....No....Im...only....17... *scared shitless* someone else has to do that D:
*Don't do anything you don't feel safe doing. CWC has proven hypocritical about getting his rape face on with underagers before[[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 15:20, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

==Not A Forum==

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CWCki talkpages are not forums. Discontinue using talk pages for discussion. Your Autism is no excuse. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:16, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== how do you make a sandbox/subpage? ==

please?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:14, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*Go to http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/User:J0haely/Sandbox and create the page.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:08, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==

Contact me on AIM and/or IRC.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:56, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

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== Hi there ==

I saw you added a fifth year at PVCC to the table of Chris's education-history I made. I reverted your edit because Chris was expelled from school in September 2004, so he can't have been in fifth grade for longer than a few days. (And it's quite probable that he didn't even attend classes during those days because he was allready been banned). Adding fifth year would thus be confusing and would request further explanation that would fuck up the table. If you have any new evidence that suggests Chris did actually attain fifth grade in PVCC, please let me know. Take care and edit hard. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:41, 19 May 2010 (UTC)

* Actually, I just realized that the table is wrong, with or without my edits. Chris graduated in 2006 (as evidenced by the dates on his "degree's"), therefore their needs to be 6 columns for his PVCC years (perhaps a denotation for the year he was banned?) [[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 23:10, 18 May 2010 (EST)

* Ok, look here buddy. I know you're new here, and that you're trying to do your best, and that's cool and all, but you're not an ace detective who's digging up shit that's going to rock the CWCki-world. The table was fine as it was. We don't need two extra columns. The table is supposed to show years Chris followed education, not years that he didn't, and if you plan to keep editing it with confusing shit that shouldn't be on there I can guarantee you that you're ride here on the CWCki is going to be a bumpy one, and that you won't be making any friends anytime soon. Now, you seem pretty hellbent on changing my table, and that isn't a bad attitude. I'm not a bad guy, so if you want to dig into Chris's past and try to prove me wrong, I'd say you're welcome, I even like that. I would, however, advise you to look further than the stuff that's on the CWCki for this goal. I know Chris's education history. I wrote the CWChronology. If you want to outsource me you're going to have to look very far and wide. And untill you find something that's extremely new and interesting you better lay your hands of of mah table because '''YOU'RE PISSIN ME THE FUCK OFF!!!''' Have I been understood? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 18:42, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

* Lol, if someone posts a comment like that he isn't really angry (just a bit tired of your shit man...). But anyway, as you can't seem to let this go: Chris didn't graduate in 2006, he got his diploma then. Bob probably threatened to sue PVCC if they didn't send a diploma (so he pretty much just got a diploma to shut him up). If you want to show what year Chris was banned, write an alinea of text about it in the article, don't edit a table that, as I allready stated, is about education that Chris actually ''did'' follow. CWCki isn't there to confuse people. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 14:37, 22 May 2010 (UTC)

== CWCKI FORUM ==

http://cwckiforum.proboards.com
IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE!
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CWCki:General

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{{Community Portal}}

For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*well he wanted to make " Date Education" apart from sex education, i think a chris and romance, detailing what he thinks is romance would be a nice add to the cwcki.---[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:13, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

: I know I'm late to comment on this, but good grief, am I glad some of the stupid things I did were deleted. Was the whole purpose of the fan works section to make any contributors to realise they suck? =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 03:02, 6 August 2010 (PDT)

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*WARNED YOU ABOUT THE SPLIT, BRO.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and relationships==
Just a short idea: There are several categories regarding Chris relationships, aquaintances (for example [[Galpals|Galpals]] "Males Chris doesn't hate") orjust general people he interacted with. I think it might be beneficial to have a kind of overview regarding what people he interacted with in what timeline. Could also be linked under "friends" etc. in order to illustrate the extent of his growing social isolation and successive personal development. -- [[User:Miela|Miela]] 13:22, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

== July 23 Fridays After Five ==

I was at FAF this weekend, didn't stay for the whole thing, I was gone by about 7:30 or so but as far as I could tell Chris wasn't there. Actually the whole thing was pretty dead compared to the usual turnout, especially the lawn area which was almost empty. Heat index was something like 110, so I can't blame him for staying home, unless the reason was that Chris feels he's too heavily monitored at FAF these days. I did remember one more thing about Chris at FAF last week though, he had on dark wraparound sunglasses on... UNDER his regular eyeglasses. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 22:25, 24 July 2010 (UTC)
:I guess that confirms his shades aren't prescription. Makes sense, he chose the cheapest frames available for his glasses, why would be spend the money for something expensive like prescription sunglasses? --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:28, 24 July 2010 (UTC)

==Modnation Levels==
I don't suppose anybody's actually played any of Chris's levels or anything?

It's completely understandable if nobody wants to play them, given that it's Chris, I'm sure they're all garbage, but currently all we have on his modnation efforts are a bunch of tiny screencaps I took from the website. We covered all of his LBP nonsense in detail, it's kinda weird that nobody's even tried to look into his tracks.

Any intrepid PS3 owners wanna step up?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:30, 26 July 2010 (UTC)

I don't know if anyone else has suggested it already, but I've got a feeling that one of the best ways to reach (and troll) Chris right now is through ModNation, considering he probably spends most of his time there. Just track him down, join him in a game, "befriend" and chat with him... then beat him silly on his own levels and expect lulz. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 06:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

I'm sure everyone would appreciate good let's-play videos of the ModNation levels (along the lines of the LBP owl level preview video). Does ModNation allow recording/playing back online matches? Dramatic replays and dreadful overanalysis of Chris's online games would be terribly appreciated. I mean, I don't watch motorsports, but microsecond-by-microsecond commentary on clumsy moves just might be worth watching. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:35, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Just a question==
Not sure it this is the right place to ask or talk about a question or if this is old news but forgive me if I am wrong about anything, but may I ask whats the deal with the Cwiki and /cwc/ fighting and every thing can't find anything about whats going?--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 15:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*As far as I'm aware, there isn't anything. If you're talking about Delebonte being a fag and making a shittalk template, that doesn't have to do with /cwc/. /cwc/, as I see it, is a place where people go to talk about Chris. It's the watercooler where everyone goes to provide their own theories without threat of retribution. Cwcki is a place where facts are documented and presented. They don't really conflict, and /cwc/ doesn't really seem to be vandalising this site or anything, so I guess you just have bad information. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:49, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
Ok thanks, what I got was something about something about legi0n or who ever being mad about furrys being on the cwciki and users being blacklisted by someone but idk, I can't look a the thread right now because when ever i got to the /cwc/ I keep getting the message saying "Website Disabled". but anyway thanks for clearing this up a little for me.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 16:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can probably explain that one. People on /cwc/ follow most of the same "rules" as other imageboards (e.g. 4chan, 7chan, etc.) and as such tend to ban furries and stuff because they spam their boards with fetish porn. On the CWCki, this isn't an issue, and so we have a more lax set of rules. For people who don't understand the difference between the two systems, they might be led to believe that we are a furry site, when in fact we are just tolerant. I wouldn't worry about it too much. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:10, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Old News (Possible Bulbapedia incident)==

Hey, newfag here. On Bulbapedia, there was apparently a small battle over whether or not to make Sonichu as a page, with Chris (obviously) being the sole supporter. A user posted quotes from their supposed discussion here: http://bmgf.bulbagarden.net/blog.php?b=15577 Considering said user had no idea who Sonichu was at the time of this discussion, or shortly before I told him a few hours earlier, I'm betting money it actually happened. Thing is, this happened in August of last year, so where should it go? - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 12:47, 30 July 2010 (EST)
:(Are you Brazilian/Portuguese by any chance?) I can't really confirm it's him. The use of "OVER 9" (like that stupid meme), incorrect use of "Your" (he's stupid, but that's not one of his quirks), NOT censoring the F-word with asterisks, as well as calling you a troll outright (though I wouldn't put it past him, frankly) and declaring the "reality" of Sonichu out in the open (he does probably believe this, but he would only insinuate it)... These are rather consistent with a copycat troll than the TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan. But if we DO get a confirmation, it should go in its own article, along with a Da Update showing that new information was unearthed.--[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 05:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, I was born in the Philippines, grew up in America. But anyway, I doubt we'll get any sort of confirmation, Chris has most likely long forgotten about this. I suppose I can ask if any of the conversation is left, but I don't think it'll prove anything. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:10, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Well, this is the only other edit he made. "I would like you to know that Sonichu is a REAL Pokemon. I know, because I have over 9 years of canon from him and his world, and have been in talks with Nintendo to put Sonichu and Rosechu into animal crossing, and have been in talk with Sega to make a Sonichu video game. Please consider this. Thank you. I will dare to keep my dreams alive." Hmm. Yeah, from the looks of it, it appears it was nothing more than a poser. I doubt even Chris would say something like that. Of course, I'm a newfag so make of it what you will. - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 30 July 2010 (EST)
**Chris wouldn't mention the talks with Nintendo after finding out the people behind that were trolls. Too much wounded pride.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:44, 30 July 2010 (UTC)
***Well, the talks with Nintendo and Sega were mentioned at 02:33, 24 August 2009 (UTC), and all the discussion in the blog started about two minutes afterward, with Chris replying at 02:58. There's also a little bit of discussion above the Sonichu topic on his user talk page, but he didn't respond to that. Here's the link to his User Talk page: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:CWCSonichuChandler, and here's the link to the other bit Chris supposedly said.: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/User_talk:Evkl#Re:_Fake_Pages - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 10:56, 30 July 2010 (EST)

== Why are some people so eager to ban Chris everywhere on the Internet? ==

Including the people here on CWCki? Where's the fun in Chris crashing into PS3 slumber again? Damn, I wish Chris was allowed back to deviantART :( --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:10, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

More to the point, is there an official policy regarding stupid ass bullshit like "[[CWCipedia]] states that Chris may or may not create another account. Be sure to tip off the dA admins if he will return."? I think there should be.
*Overenthusiastic nobodies eager to 'stick it' to Chris and be the #1 trolin genious lolololo. It's quite irritating, and seems as if they have zero forethought. And I can only see this problem getting worse as time goes on and Chris becomes more mainstream. Feels bad man. - [[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 14:46, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris is known to act out a lot, and on deviantART, acting out is considered trolling and it will get you banned. Also the fact that nobody wants him around. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 15:05, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

The same reason he gets banned from places IRL. --[[User:MoarDesu|MoarDesu]] 02:24, 1 August 2010 (UTC)

More times often than not, Chris does a good job of getting himself banned, better than the trolls at times: for example, his continued uploading of NSFW material to [[Flipnote Hatena]] damned him more than trolls could. The problem with Chris is his un realistic expectation that he is exempt to normal rules, an expectation that will continue to bite him in the ass. [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:47, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Chris's handwriting ==

Does anyone have a slightly recent example of Chris's handwriting? I just read a book on analyzing handwriting for character traits, and I want to see what I can pick out of him. Don't worry, I'll write the summary on my user page. I just need a sample. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:41, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:[[Chris's Letter to Blanca|2008 should be recent enough]] --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 16:48, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:: OK thank you. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 17:32, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:::The [[List of Flipnotes|Flipnotes]] should be the most recent example. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 18:26, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
::::The problem with those though is that they don't show pressure of his writing.

Anyways, I finished. [[User:GandWuser|Read it on my Userpage.]] --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 18:34, 2 August 2010 (PDT)

== Scripts for Sonichu TAS ==

Would it be fine to add scripts from the Sonichu Animated Series to the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 11:40, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:The page is locked, so you'd have to ask an admin. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 11:46, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
::Who are the admins on the CWCiki? [[User:CosmicFeeling|CosmicFeeling]] 19:18, 3 August 2010 (PDT)
:::That would be [[User:cogsdev|these]] [[User:Clydec|fine]] [[User:Champthom|people]]. I suggest putting the scripts on your namespace until they're ready for release. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 22:27, 3 August 2010 (PDT)

== Spotted Chris at Game Stop ==

Another sighting! I went over to the GameStop at the mall and lo and behold, Christian Weston Chandler in all his glory. He was wearing jeans and plain gray shirt that was too small for him. I say too small because his chest was definitely accentuated and they came up a wee bit too shirt for a T-Shirt to be at. He was checking out the PS Triple section the majority of the time. I happened to look over my shoulder at one point and there he was, bent over with his tighty whities pulled up too far on his body, his shirt coming up rather far over his back. What he was bent over for, I have no idea. I turned back to what I was looking at and he was sighing periodically over who knows what. Then I heard, "kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box...kick da hex-box..." I had to look. He was kicking a row of X-Box games while saying it. It wasn't hard enough to knock things over, but still...what the fuuuuuck? The employee gave him a glance but didn't say anything. I'm assuming he does this on a regular basis that they just ignore him. Now that I think back on it, he was probably sighing because the PS Triple section is right next to the X-Box section and he was getting stuh-ressed that the games were touching. He left shortly after that so I was able to look at the vidya with no further disturbances.

I later decided to get a bite to eat at the Sbarros and holy shit, there was the lumberjack and the Snorlax feasting on Chick-Fil-A. They both wore baseball caps and you could definitely tell the past couple of years(or however old the most recent pictures of them were taken) haven't been kind to them. I have some unfortunate news that the Snorlax isn't as fat as she used to be(from the one picture we have). In fact, her legs were incredibly skinny. Probably even skinnier than Chris'. Her clothing looked like it hung from her loosely. She could just have the same oddly shaped body that Chris has. Either way, she didn't really look that healthy. Bob was very scruffy(probably can't shave because of his age) and shuffled around with a slight hunch. A little while later, Chris joined them before they all got up and left. Chris' underwear was bunched up over his pants and sticking out. Chris walked with his mother out, his arm around her and rubbing her back. I overheard him tell his mom, "I love you, mother." Uuuuuuh, yeeeeah. About 10-20 seconds later, Bob shuffled up behind them. And that was it. He continues to blow my mind. [[User:Danny|Danny]] 22:07, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
* Ho-Ho-Holy shiiiiiiiit...! I could understand Barb's thinness (that diet after getting sick awhile back must have been murder on her), but Chris actually kicking X-Box games while saying "kick da hex-box"? That just takes the cake! I wish I knew what was going through the storeowner's head when he saw that. Hopefully the same thing everyone else was: what the fuck?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 22:13, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*That... That's just ridiculous. And here I thought Chris was beyond things a five year old would do. No pics, I assume? :( - [[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 1:55, 7 August 2010 (EST)
**Barb definitely has AIDS. -[[User:Beemunk|Beemunk]] 23:08, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
**This is still an eyewitness sighting of Chris, so we're going to have to update the [[August 2010]] article. Any information or sighting is helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:09, 6 August 2010 (PDT)
*If he starts to frequent the store, look for the slightest excuse to get him banned. Anything that keeps Chris from buying more games is worth it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 00:02, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*ewww chris wants to do it with his mom. thats like barf central and not just because of the incest either --This post has been brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 08:54, 7 August 2010 (PDT). Thanks for reading!

== chris at faf again ==

Sighted chris at fridays after five. He was wearing grey shirt, girly fitting jeans, and his trucker vest. Spotted a pokewalker on each of his hips. No rocks or hoolahoops sighted, but the highlight was him doing a sort of dance waddle/dance where he would slowly turn in circles with both of his index fingers pointed in the air. Making sheepish eye contact with random people, and revealing a very forced looking smile. When i wandered past him while he was doing this on the side grass near the bandstand I could hear him muttering/singing "do a little dance, make a little love, do a little dance, make a little love".
:No pictures, I assume? Either way, this is still helpful to us. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 11:06, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
*care to tell us how you managed to observe this scene from canada? --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 11:31, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**Ouch. -- [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 14:46, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
:*Cogs brings the smackdown. My suggestion is to treat this one as bogus until we get more confirmation. Also, sign your damn posts. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:58, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
I observed this with my own eyes and other sensory organs while, I did not observe this from canada as I am referring to fridays after five in c,va. Whether or not you choose to believe me is up to you. --hooplah
*Yeah, I think we all know this is bullshit. You could have tried harder, though. Also, I don't want to make two posts, so is there any real confirmation on the previous section's sighting? It seems a bit too descriptive to me, and a family outing doesn't seem like the Chandler family to me. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:37, 7 August 2010 (PDT)
**I smell a /cwc/fag --[[User:Munch Banchibokkusu|Munch]] 00:13, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
***1) Wut 2) You can sign your post using four tildes (~) so that you don't have to type all that shit out. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:01, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
*I was at FAF last week and stayed for most of it. I'm 95% sure Chris wasn't there. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 05:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)
**Listen to this man. He's the one who spotted Chris on all those other occasions. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 09:59, 13 August 2010 (PDT)

== Was it just me... ==

Or was anyone else redirected to ads when they tried to access this adsite yesterday? I tried to get on but I couldn't. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 16:52, 8 August 2010 (PDT)
:I didn't notice anything wrong. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 17:51, 8 August 2010 (PDT)

== Regarding the Relics of Fail items... ==
I posted this a month or so ago on Champthom's usertalk page since he was the one who originally made these pages, but I figured that it might be better off here. Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 21:43, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
*I second this. This site isn't ED, and should separate itself where convenient. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 23:26, 14 August 2010 (PDT)
:I disagree. The suffix has been grandfathered into CWC lore, original or not. Perhaps it's no longer necessary to append it to every new object Chris has, but I see no reason for the previous "of fails" to change. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 14:31, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

== PS3 Tracker ==
Since I'm now denigrated to normal user i guess i have to be normal i am sad.

But anyway, based off a topic I saw earlier. We do have some people who know Chris on da PS3 and can see what game is playing at what time. What we need is a tracker to keep track of how much time he has wasted. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:55, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

So you can't get into PVCC but you're tired of getting yelled at for chatting on tlak pages? Well I have you a solution. http://cwckiforum.proboards.com is now here for you,a nd you cna talk amongst yourselves about the CWCki or weeaboo shit or anime or whatever and make your arts and have a place to show then and develop them before they get added to the CWCki itself, and all kinds of useful shit and stuff like that. So come join the cwcki forum, the only forum about the Cwcki!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:22, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

Flipnote Hatena

2010-07-28T07:25:34Z

DrShoggoth:

{{protip|Reporting Chris's animations to get him banned is as retarded as calling him and shouting "JULAY" down the line. It achieves nothing.}}
[[File:100 0682.JPG|thumb|Chris on his DSi at [[Fridays After Five]], complete with Artist Asscrack]]

'''Flipnote Studio''' is a free downloadable application for the [[Nintendo]] DSi. It allows users to create both word and picture-based notes with the stylus, add sound, and put them together to create frame-by-frame flipbook-style animations. '''Flipnote Hatena''' is a website where users can upload and share their Flipnote creations, and other users can comment on them either by text, or by creating a flipnote.

In [[June 2010]], [[Chris]] was spotted at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]]. Among some very disturbing behavior, Chris was seen sitting down and playing with his DSi for some time while at this event. It later came to light that, after [[June062010.MOV|leaving the internet forever]], he was now spending his time on Flipnote Hatena, drawing comments in reply to various Flipnotes. Being a retard, he helped [[Clyde_Cash|a valiant troll]] to find him by registering with his full name.

After a little more than two weeks of shameless self-promotion and sharing his creepy sex fantasies with the world, Chris got himself banned. Chris's account became active again on 24 July.

==Chris's Flipnote career==
Predictably, Chris's first contribution to the Flipnote community was a picture of [[Sonichu]], posted on 17 June. Over the next two weeks, he added several more Flipnotes featuring a mixture of his trademark anti-humor and whining about the trolls.

Chris's Flipnotes swipe freely from various sources of "inspiration." He ripped off some other users' Flipnotes almost wholesale, and also plagiarized the 1983 animated ''Peanuts'' cartoon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0I#t=00m58s "Sally at School"] to produce two of his shorts. He stole the dialogue from the first few minutes almost verbatim (the word "princess" is replaced with "sexy, beautiful woman" because Chris has a one-track mind) and used them in his crude animations.

At the same time, he also posted a number of comments on other Flipnotes (excerpted below) and added a lot of stars on his own creations to give himself praise. He gave himself 10 on [[HippoOnYourHead]] and 91 on [[Don'tGetTrolled]]. Chris has done countless things to inflate his [[ego]] in the past, but this is just sad.

On 29 June, Chris first drew the attention of the site's administrators with [[RomanticLabyrinth]]. This Flipnote was likely taken down for being too sexually explicit, but other videos with less risque content were taken down as well. Flipnote Hatena's terms of use are very strict when it comes to the sharing of personal information, and we all know Chris can't resist [[Chris and his Ego|autographing everything he's ever made]]. The site also frowns upon the infringement of intellectual property rights, which is of course Chris's stock in trade.

Over the next few days, Chris failed to get the message and repeatedly re-uploaded several of his deleted Flipnotes. On the third version of RomanticLabyrinth, Chris accused the trolls of trying to make him look [[homosexual]], and stubbornly tried to reupload the Flipnote to prove otherwise. The site's administrators ran out of patience on 2 July and permanently banned him. The ban is tied to his hardware's unique identity, so he can never visit the site from that DSi ever again. However, Chris has [[Chris_and_money|bought a new DSi]] and is once again active on Flipnote Hatena.

Note that the moderators of the site are, by nature of their position, no doubt well aware of how trolling and various other forms of Internet harassment work. Despite what Chris would have you believe, they would never have punished him for what someone else did in his comments section. Unlike Chris, they don't have an effectively infinite amount of time to dick around on the Internet, so they don't take kindly to flag abuse, either. Someone didn't give him exactly what he wanted so he decided to go out of his way to flip his shit and get himself banned, without trying to be banned and without ever understanding the reasons for being banned, from yet another public venue that [[The GAMe PLACe|dozens]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|hundreds]], [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|thousands]], or [[YouTube|millions]] of people use every day without issue, proving once again that no one can troll Chris better than Chris trolls himself.

Showing once again that he never learns, on 24 July a number of Chris's Flipnotes reappeared, including the "tame" version of RomanticLabyrinth. He has so far not made any new flipnotes, however. Assuming he bought a brand new DSi to evade his ban, [[Pedofork|Chris wasted some $200 just to use a site intended for children as his own personal dating service]]. This time, though, he disabled comments on all his submissions, perhaps working on the assumption that it was the comments from trolls (and not the content of his Flipnotes) that led to his original ban. However, Chris kept his full name on each and every one. It's only a matter of time before he's banned again.

Within two days after Chris's return to the site, several of his Flipnotes disappeared from his account, including RomanticLabyrinth and others that had been deleted before for violating the TOS. He later reuploaded the deleted Flipnotes but replaced the NSFW RomanticLabyrinth with the edited version. This cycle of events is expected to repeat until the mods lose their patience with him.

==Chris's Flipnotes==
:''Main Article: [[List of Flipnotes]]''

==Chris's comments==
Chris's comments on Flipnote Hatena were much like his comments anywhere else on the [[Internet]], self-centered and devoid of any follow-up. While most of them were short negative statements towards works he thought were a little too trollish, one five-part self-pitying rant, posted in response to a song about trolling, stood out.

{{quotebox|You're singing [[Song of Christian|my song]]. I was [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Internet Famous]]... HUGE MISTAKE! Right now, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I have removed Most Every... thing about myself... ...from the internet.]] now there is only [[Honest Content|FALSE info]] on me that THEY have crafted and spread to Bad-Rep me. And worse they've found me in R. Life to catch footage of me for their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|gross, uncool amusement]]. I WANT TO GO BACK TO A NORMAL REAL LIFE [[Internet#Attempts_to_leave_the_Internet|OFF THE FRIGGIN' INTERNET!!!]] AND I WANT MY "REP" CLEAN OF THEIR CRAP! DO you have any advice to help me clear their crap off me?}}

<center><gallery>
File:Flipnote Comment-Boo.png|"Boo!" <ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/528A60A031CE1B4A@DSi/movie/CE1B4A_0913C2B460C58_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Louder.png|"Could you make the voice louder + easier to comprehend, please?"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5FC3E3901E322457@DSi/movie/322457_090A9EC784BF8_004</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-My Trolls.png|"My Trolls did that to [[:Category:Chris's websites|my past websites]] too. I felt [[CWC is Sad|hurt deeply]] too."<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09B980C6E6C6C_008</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Raised Eyebrow.png| "C.W.C"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/564B6A901E271928@DSi/movie/271928_09116B059D18A_000</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-Cow.png|Some other retarded comment about a cow<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5CBA58B0A0E99197@DSi/movie/E99197_09C227C76EF8A_013</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 1.png|Part 1<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 2.png|Part 2
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 3.png|Part 3
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 4.png|Part 4
File:Flipnote Comment-YHBT 5.png|Part 5<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/556109A0A0F27939@DSi/movie/F27939_09D08B2023EB4_016</ref>
File:HippoHeadComment.png|Response to comment in "Hippo on your head"<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/movie/A92AE8_09D7F00037B5A_000#5348F770A0A92AE8-c11540466809528558685</ref>
File:Diamon1.png|
File:Diamon2.png|
File:Diamon3.png|
File:Flipbookhonorroll.png|True words of [[honor roll|geinus]]
File:Flipnotegood.png|If Chris says you're a good artist, you must be really good!
File:Flipnotevoice.png|Not a [[pedofork]]!
File:CWCcomment1.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 "That was Sweeet.] I can tell you have a [[Bubbles|bubbly]] personality from your style. Your [[JERK|Boyfriend]] is lucky to...
File:CWCcomment2.gif|[http://flipnote.hatena.com/576180F0F36A6A8B@DSi/movie/6A6A8B_09D6FA90869AD_000 ...to have a] [[gal-pal|gal]] like you. :) Stay Sweet & Safe, Christian Weston Chandler. PS: Thanks for Faving me <strike>something</strike> back.
File:Flipnoteninja.png|
File:11542841929539631934 o.gif|Not a quid-pro-quo!<ref>http://flipnote.hatena.com/567831A059A36B1E@DSi/movie/A36B1E_09DD2199440AE_000</ref>
</gallery></center>

Comment left on other videos without a picture:

*"Why can't I find THIS FlipNote on my DSi, even through YOUR Profile's Posted F.N. pages? I want to download it; it IS funny. [:)]" (In response to a flipnote that is completely ripped off from ''[[Family Guy]]''.)

==Chris's Favorites==
What Chris has favored should not come as a surprise. A lot of them involve ''[[Sonic]]'', ''[[Pokemon]]'', and ''[[Family Guy]]'', proving that, even after all this time, he still likes those series. In addition, Chris has favored a number of [[gal-pal|female-drawn]] animations, done in [[anime]]-like styling and done with a particularly ''shoujo-ai''/''yuri'' ([[homos|lesbian]], for those not into animu) flavor.

==Sockpuppets==
Chris apparently registered several sockpuppet accounts to favorite himself and give high ratings. As of this writing, [[RomanticLabyrinth]] has over 10,000 stars. This is reminiscent of his campaign to cheat in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]], in which he freely admitted to voting for himself multiple times.

Suspected sockpuppets include: [http://flipnote.hatena.com/HonorableThief/following HonorableThief], [http://flipnote.hatena.com/EnterGodmode/following EnterGodmode], [http://flipnote.hatena.com/sonichu4ever/following Sonichu4ever], and [http://flipnote.hatena.com/SoulofChaosAgentofLight/following SoulofChaosAgentofLight].

==Sauces==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/5348F770A0A92AE8@DSi/ Chris's Flipnote Hatena profile] <s>BANNED</s> '''EVADED!'''
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/comments Flipnotes Chris left comments on]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/following Flipnotes from creators Chris is following]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/Sonichu/favorites Flipnotes Chris starred as favorites]
*[http://flipnote.hatena.com/ch/11543000155817181722 The official Sonichu Flipnote Channel.]

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]
[[Category:Historical Documents]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Websites]]

Reginald Chandler

2010-07-19T00:51:56Z

DrShoggoth: That was not worth nothing at all.

'''Reginald Chandler''' is [[Chris]]'s imagined older brother to his imaginary daughter [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]. He pees on the ceiling.<ref>[[IRC (21 January 2009)]]</ref> He is briefly mentioned in chats with [[PandaHalo|Panda]].

His origins seemingly begin with [[PandaHalo]] and her discussions with Chris about the married life they will have in the future (as for Chris, [[Chris and Reality|a single date will inevitably lead to a long and happy marriage]]).

Although Reginald has mentioned several times in conversation, he is nothing in comparison to his younger sister in Chris's eyes. Reginald has no persona in the comics (except possibly as [[Reginald Sneasel]]) and has never appeared to Chris in a dream. Since the untimely death of PandaHalo, Reginald has not been mentioned outside of direct questioning, although it is likely that Chris would still name his hypothetical first-born son Reginald all the same.

==Sauce==
<references/>

==See Also==

*[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]
*[[Reginald Sneasel]]
*[[Simonla Rosechu]], who hoped to someday have a son she will name "Reginald". Why the fuck does he like the name "Reginald" so much?

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{{DEFAULTSORT:Chandler, Reginald}}
[[Category: Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category: People]]

Prower

2010-07-15T00:23:01Z

DrShoggoth:

{{quote|Punchy's Motorbike is also an Autobot. Sidecar to make strong armor for the quick, slick and stealthy Prower. He relies on his Ninjitsu, Razor-Sharp Choppin' Hands, Shuriken Stars and holographic images make him a Sharp close-bot-attacker.|[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Prower CWCipedia]}}

[[Image:ProwerVehicle2.jpg|thumb|Punchy taking his [[Layla|bitch]] for a stroll.]]
[[Image:Prowl_prower.jpg|thumb|left|Not similar at all! [[Chris|We]] swear!]]

'''Prower''' (sometimes spelled '''Prowler''') is [[Punchy Sonichu]]'s [[Transformers|Autobot]] motorcycle.

Prower shares many similarities with the Autobot cyber-ninja Prowl from Transformers Animated,such as their samurai armor (which is a sidecar in vehicle-mode), their name, their vehicle-mode, and the fact that both are ninjas, relying on stealth, holographic images and shurikens to fight. Chris once again proves to be a creative genius who never ripped anything off ever in any way.

In the [[CWCipedia]] article for [[Punchy Sonichu]], Chris elaborates on the circumstances under which Punchy and Prower met. It basically amounts to Punchy noticing a motorcycle, talking to it, and it talking back (of note: in the exchange, Prower seems to be far more well-versed in [[random-access humor]] than Punchy, despite Chris frequently expounding on the latter's prowess in that arena). The two then nonsensically agree to be [[homos|partners]]. Chris also cutely dubs them "[[Chris and sex|Friends of the Fist]]".<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Punchy_Sonichu</ref>

It is also worth noting that Prower is extremely close to how a stereotypical Asian would pronounce Prowler, perhaps a reference to Punchy's perceived ethnicity. Another coincidence is that our [[autistic]] hero has, amongst the ocean of useless junk that lies in his bedroom, an Animated Prowl model, which is briefly shown in Chris' video [[CWCFlyingElephants]].

In a last display of intellectual theft, "Prower" is also the last name of the character "Tails" in [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Power]]

== References ==
<references/>

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Transformers]]
<references/>

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-15T00:15:02Z

DrShoggoth:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
For discussion of CWCki policy and rules.

== Fan Works policy ==

right now there aren't really any rules regards what can and cannot go in the fan namespace. this is because i trusted users to judge for themselves whether or not their work belonged on the cwcki. so, let's get its purpose straight: fan works was meant to be PVCC's troll productions subforum, but public. it is not, however, a mirror site incase deviantart goes down. i feel that some individuals are forgetting that this is a wiki about CWC. now, it's quite tricky to say what can and cannot be hosted here. there are very few examples of things being uploaded that are completely unrelated to chris or sonichu. however, i will try my best to clarify what is appropriate.

'''Examples of good fanworks:'''
* A drawing of CWC saying DYKES DYKES CHINA being placed into the "CWC's Second Message" article
* An "artist's depiction" of something we have no pictures of but how it may have looked, i.e. Chris in the mall with his attraction sign, Chris using his "red string of fate", Chris's IRL confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh, [[Fapcup]], etc
* Comics what are actually funny

'''Examples of bad fanworks:'''
* A Sonichu comic depicting how you think Sonichu should have been
* Shitty recolored Sonichu and Rosechu "original characters"
* Your shitty fursona with a Sonichu tail shoved up its ass

to summarise, i think the distinction lies in whether or not it is actually related to ''chris''. there are lots of things related to sonichu, many of which include chris, but are actually disconnected from chris's antics themselves. i don't think these are appropriate for this wiki, and i see their numbers increasing(although i would like to refrain from naming names).

please discuss any changes or clarifications that you wish made, however i would like to implement these new rules by the end of the week. if a user feels their own uploads were, in light of these policy changes, in error then they can remove them now to save the jerkops the trouble of removing them later.

PEACE, AND HAVE A GOOD DAY --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:59, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, could we see just what works are and are not on the chopping block? Just so we can see where we stand on this. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:54, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* i guess it might be useful to have a template for that --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:26, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

No. When the purge is complete you will know exactly where you stand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Um, does one need any kind of admin status to delete files? I'm trying to figure this out. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:32, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Just who decides what's worthy?===
I can get behind the fact that you want this wiki to be about Chris, with his Sonichu works simply being an extension of him. What bothers me is how all this hate coming from users complaining about fan works they simply don't care for. If fan works are removed all together from here, I'd be alright with that. But when someone said "all Sonichu-related works need to go, except the ones I like!" it seems more like favoritism rather than objective policy. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 00:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Agreed, though I myself am hardly unbiased. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 00:28, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, it's almost like this wiki is run by trolls who cae not for your feelings.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Just because we troll Chris doesn't mean we can't deal with each other in a civilized manner. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 02:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You don't troll shit, spud. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 02:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Can anything be done on this site without creating a shitstorm? This isn't some crusade against drawfags, and it shouldn't be painted as such by EITHER side. The site is about Chris, and the large amount of coverage on his creations is only because they made up such a large part of his life. The CWCki isn't about Sonichu, it's about Chris. Maybe some exceptions can be made, but for now fanworks not directly about Chris need to go. I myself enjoy many, especially Fear and Loathing in CWCville, but unless it is used to successfully troll Chris, it doesn't belong here.
Thing is, we need a peaceful resolution to this. Shit with faggot users and /cwc/ is bad enough, we don't need this to blow up. Maybe exceptional fanworks can be allowed; if not, they can be hosted on DA, or perhaps a site devoted to Sonichu. The artists and fans need to remember that this isn't an attack against their work, it's just policy. Users who want to be active in the execution of this policy need to not be dicks about it, and be responsible about it. It's not "deleting shit one doesn't like," it's removing unnecessary images and articles. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:58, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, like I've said before, I will print out every page, bind it, and mail it to him when I'm finished. Which should be in two weeks or so. If my works are deleted before then, I'm not going to worry too much. In fact, it wouldn't bother me much at all if the entire fan section was removed and all fan art was deleted. I'm just a little put off from the vitriol a lot of the critics are spewing. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::You think he's going to read it, that's cute. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not, what's the harm in trying? The most it'll cost me is a few bucks in postage. Well, that and the markers. Now I understand why he textwalls so much, those things dry out quick! :P --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

That makes sense. I could totally get on board starting a new site just to host these things. If we do so, though, we need clearly-defined criteria as to what gets to stay. Limiting ourselves to stuff Chris has seen would be fair, but it would need to be absolutely enforced. Which is to say, we couldn't have a page on ''Chris Gets Laid'', excellent though it is, unless he himself responded to it in some way. -[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You could do that. That's entirely acceptable, as it focuses on Chris and its activities. What you couldn't do is a story about a Sonichu recolor having some dumb adventure while Chris gets laid as a side-story. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 03:37, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well by those rules, we'd have to delete the page on ''Sonichu Is Dead'', because Chris barely appears in it. We need a single, objective policy for what gets to stay and what doesn't, regardless of quality. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 11:40, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree that there has to be some kind of objective criteria, not just what largely seems to be "Your fic/comic is bad, and you should feel bad, ur a furfag lawl." If you want to cut fics because the Fan section is getting out of hand, fine. Just come up with a standard that makes sense and enforce it. If the "How you think Sonichu should have been" rule is enforced, then the entire fan section will be pretty much gutted. If we go with the "About Chris not Sonichu", well pretty much every fic has Chris' Mary Sue Avatar Combined with his real self on there, so where's the line? Is it IRL Chris, or Comic Chris? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 16:41, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's why I think limiting ourselves to stuff to which Chris has responded makes the most sense. He either did, or he didn't, and there are no shades of grey. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 02:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*As I've said elsewhere, I personally think the Fan Works index is more of a hassle than it's worth and we should get rid of it. Clyde has suggested a separate wiki and I think that might be the best solution. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
** I would agree that a second site for fan works would probably be the best course of action. However, I think we should consider keeping notable fanworks (that is, those that Chris has responded to) here on the CWCki. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 17:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Re:Examples of bad fanworks ===

Most of the fan works don't seem to fall in any of those categories. Is there something else that's a problem?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, a lot of the admins are just fickle, want things they specifically don't like deleted no matter if there was a good reason or not, and don't seem to realize that trolls don't necessarily have to be asses to anyone and everyone. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 12:35, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* Right. It's that, it has nothing to do with an overwhelming majority of it being some sick fucks fantasy and has virtually or literally nothing to do with Chris. They're just angry, angry DAMN DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

* To avoid altercations like this, I would delete the index entirely. Simply put, there are other, far more suitable venues to put this, so you won't ever have to lapse into offended rage, or conversely, argue with trolls sticking their 'n***** noses' in your business. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:31, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Dumb suggestion ===

Why couldn't we just grandfather stuff in? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 12:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

=== my suggestion ===

wipe everything and start a new wiki because i'm cutting down everything that's eating up resources. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*people should pay attention to me more. also pay attention to me. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I like this idea. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 17:00, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

i've been considering moving to a new version of mediawiki, but might as well wait for 1.16 to reach stable. this should go on technical though i guess --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

==Harassment and NPOV==

Recent events have brought up these issues, so let's address them.

First, let's do our best to aim for some semblance of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]. Things considered by us to be good humored may not be taken that way by others. So yeah, try not to insult other sites, users, etc.

Harassment - yes, there are fuckwits on this wiki. There's fuckwits on any wiki. But don't point it out to them. People need to be able to edit without fear of harassment from others for their users. It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users. If they're stupid, just point it out and explain calmly why but telling them they're fuckwits is no way to do it. Srsly, I expect a bit more from you people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I concur with the statement about NPOV. When i edit articles that's usually what I'm going for. The CWCville article was ridiculous and full of shit that just wasn't the case, as are a great many articles. People making jokes and idle speculation at the expense of reality.

So kids, keep the memes out, and if a facet of Chris' mind or life is an unknown leave it that way instead of inserting your own idle speculation. We're here to document the real CWC (and related fictions about CWC created by the real CWC), not to create our own CWC. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 00:15, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

So, essentially, kill them gently? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:28, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*I've been thinking that maybe the best solution at this point would be to prohibit any discussion of matters unrelated to Chris and the CWCki, even on your own user page. Thus, many of the members who had been harassed or whatever in the past would probably have never been targeted in the first place. Granted, I would prefer if we didn't have to limit the users right to say what they want, and it would certainly be a pain in the ass to enforce,but could potentially prevent most if not all of the harassment issues. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 21:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
*It might also help if suggesting that we resolve a bureaucratic issue without resulting to namecalling [[User_talk:DrShoggoth|didn't result in vague threats.]] --[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 22:03, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
**agreed. I'm not exactly the biggest contributor on here, but even I've seen Delabonte threatening others for asking him to be a bit less abrasive in his messages, asking why exactly they were in trouble for something, or even not sharing the same opinion as him. Why does this guy get away with it? Also, I don't care if he's "respected by Cogs" as has been said, that doesn't mean he should be allowed to abuse his position, spam angry templates on other people's accounts just because he doesn't like them, and generally treat everyone else like shit. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

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'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]]

==Upload page==
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)

==Sonichu Franchise Games==

How about this: [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]

...replace these:
*[[Sonichu (game)]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's First Interview==
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, <s>but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet</s>, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks, Champthom==
<nowiki>:)</nowiki> --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==New Hotness for Videos==
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet. It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.

*Template: [[Template:Infobox/video]]

*Centered example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]

*Sidebar example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]

Thoughts? It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly. The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks. Let us know! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the "Made by" would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the "Festive" icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)

==IMPOSTORS==

Hey Champ, this is the "dude" from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =( Is there anything we can do about this? I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old "dude"). --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other "Dude" off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then. I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself. I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username "Dude" and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up "Dude." If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==

You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!? You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom. I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sup==
Have a job for me? You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Coolio. On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status. I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling. I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==SPECIAL MISSION==
I accept. Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Just to let you know==

There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Apologies==

Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's resume ==

Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== A new Mailbag bombing==
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the "Inputed" response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[Politics]] ==

Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sandy Rosechu ==

Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*Fixed it. The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== halp ==

Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== YO! ==

Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Jerkops Anonymous==

Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== Cole Smithey ==

Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]

-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Posse ==

Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==Summaries==

Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article of the Now==

You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== List of Chris' lies ==

Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Quality Control jerkops ==

Hey, I saw your comment re "Quality Control" jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Champ old boy ==

People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==April Fool's Day==
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a "victory over cwcki" vid.

and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris

user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10
* No. That's stupid. Chris will make a "HA HA I GOT U TROLLS" video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone. If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down. This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Never compromise, even in the face of <strike>Armageddon</strike> April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}

*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things. This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next. Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts. He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened. I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse. Or something about how Chris risks losing the "copyright" if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke). Could it be that he's becoming numb to it? We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu. We've set up "sweethearts" toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal. We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself. What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes. We do it again and again. He's not getting desensitized at all, actually. We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them. Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==General question==
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Contact me ASAP" ==

What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==CWC superstar==
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Artist for hire==

I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while.
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today.
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010

*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's another one, this time for the IRC (20 January 2009).

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(20_January_2009).jpg

I tried doing the pedo glasses right this time. I'll leave this to you. Also, thanks for the edit Beat.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription Category ==

What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Question About Templates ==

Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== Old Cats ==

As part of a revamp of userboxes and their categories, there's a lot of now [[Special:UnusedCategories|unused categories prefixed with "List of"]] that need to be deleted forever. Can you fix? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:16, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:There's a few more List of... categories that need nuking. You might have just got hand cramp or something :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN ON IT!]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:10, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion, moving and er, shit ==

To do with the Twitter stuff. I remember you saying something about Jerkop powers not extending to moving/deletion. Can I? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

On a related note, I made a mistake on an [[Bill Lumburg/Fan:Sonichu 11|article]] I created and I'm trying to move it to my Userspace. Can you help me with this? I don't see a move option anywhere so I'm assuming only admins can do it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:58, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks for taking care of that. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:54, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

== New Performance Style ==

Made this and applied it to a few pages after discussion that in the latest video none of the templates reflected the performance style (unadulterated smugness). Probably should have run it by you before I added it to a load of videos, sorry about that. :(

{{Comeuppance.png|text}}

:The template has been named incorrectly (Should not have the .png). The icon doesn't seem to match the style of the others - most notably the eyes. And I personally still don't think comeuppance is the right name we should give the template, but that's just me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:02, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Video Template ==

So I made a change to the video template last night which inserts a linked version of Chris's name on video templates when someone puts '''|maker= Chris'''. Do you think that since the template is intended for Chris videos, we can just make the maker default to displaying Chris's name and drop the |maker= line for most uses of the template - retaining the option to include it if we need to override it? I need to run this past someone before I start rolling it out.

Oh and I'm considering making the template parameters lowercase, as is common with templates. I could implement a way for the template to accept both while I transition each use of the template to use lowercase. Worth doing? (Some of the parameters are already lowercase - messy!) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==#sonichu ban/the stuff I was going to post==

Hey Champ, any word on the issues we discussed? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:16, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks for reminding me, I asked canine and he was going to talk to cogs but never heard back. I'll check with her though, though tonight isn't the best night to do it (long story). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Not a problem mate, there's no rush. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Contact me ASAP, just need to clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:43, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

==Quick Question==

Got something to ask you real quick. Will you be on AIM/IRC tomorrow? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:57, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
*Actually I'm gonna be out of town, but I'll be back Monday night.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Re: Glass vs Glasses ==

Wait what? Pretty sure glasses is what the majority of English speakers use when referring to a single pair of spectacles. It just looks stupid using "glass". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:31, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

== Uhh...Champ? ==
You deleted the Facial Recognition talk page but not the page itself. Just saying. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:35, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

== A jerkop resignation letter ==

It appears that my furry background is raising a stir in /cwc/, and some people don't want me to post there. It does, however, bring another thing in my mind. I'd ask you to remove my jerkop bit. There's two reasons for this: First, if ''not'' having furries in positions of power helps some of the trolls to sleep better in the night, this course of action would help them. Secondly - and this is a far, far bigger reason - I'm not actually ''using'' the block/delete powers much, and having an account that needlessly has such powers is obviously a computer security risk. I don't think losing those rights would affect me that much as CWCki editor; I'm more concerned about site security and user happiness. Respectfully, --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:32, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*I need to discuss this with Cogs first. I appreciate your selfless concern for the site but I'll be damned if /cwc/ tells me or Cogs how to run this site. What you do outside the CWCki is nobody's damn busy, to be honest. You are one of the finest CWCki editors we have, particularly because you have experience editing Wikipedia and I will not let you be intimidated by Internet fucktards at least on the CWCki. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:40, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
** Understood. I just have to add that this is one of those "last nail in the coffin" type things; like I said, the security issue is, in my opinion, ''far'' more important than the troll reaction. I'm thinking of all that ruckus that was caused by the hacked sysop accounts in Wikipedia a year or two ago. So please, if a policy needs to be made, it should be made on the security grounds, not trolling grounds. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:47, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I saw the thread on the /cwc/ you are referring to. In my humble opinion, you shouldn't give them any power over what you do. If you identify with a paticular group on the internet, it's not important. You seem to be an important editor to this fine Wiki, so having a bit of power can't be wrong in your case. The opinions expressed by the "members" of the /cwc" imageboard aren't worth anything on the CWCkie. Also, an hacking attemp on your account seems highly unlikely if you don't let any clues on your password. But it's only my opinion on the matter, it ain't worth all that much.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]
**** I know. The whole situation in the thread was ridiculous. Me making the teensy bit of a mistake of being a namefag (I knew the pain threshold was low, but ''sheesh''), people spamming the thread with the (admittedly awful) drawings I drew years ago. (Careful readers might know that I ''specifically'' made a promise not to "spread the cancer" here. It applies to /cwc/ as well. But if the /cwc/ people wish to repost the godawful drawings, that's ''their'' headache.) The only real effect the thread has had on me, personally, is that I've tried to objectively evaluate some of the things that actually ''do'' suck: I mopped my user page of the rambling and put it in subpages, replaced some of the drawings on my home page (damn, those were old and awful) and I have to rethink the promotion strategies for my webcomic, since that is obviously not working. I still stand by the security concerns, but if Champ and Cogs don't think it's an issue, then I promise to not use the block/delete tools for anything heinous, as was the case before. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Trouble in Asperpedia ==

I've just gotten confirmation that the recent confusion in Asperpedia is being caused by vandals [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User_talk:IsabelMonday#HI_GOD_MORNING]. Now I know you've got no power over at Asperpedia, but if they've taken the admin accounts there's nothing they can really do, and I was hoping you might have connections with someone who could help take the site back. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
*Mao is a [[Wikipedia:trickster|trickster]], beware of his cunning. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**Well if it's a trick, its still pissing me off. I just made a project proposal to him and he answers by deleting all the fan content. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Have you considered the possibility he is TROLLING YOU BACK? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Not if he was destroying everyone else's fan content. That's just too extreme for trolling one person. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::* Admins can undelete deleted content so it could be an elaborate troll. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:35, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::* I'm aware of that, in fact my first thought was that Mao was taking a piss all over me, until I saw he was deleting the entire fan portal and not just my content. I'll just have to wait and see what happens. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Wait, your telling me that this is the actual Mao doing this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:01, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
As Champ said, you cannot rule that possibility out knowing Mao's traits. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:04, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah, but I never thought Mao would do something like this. This is extreme even for him. And he's deleting Asperchu too. And he's talking about /b/ and people's passwords. And the toher admins are acting like that too. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::* He set his password to '''password''' (no, seriously) and some asshat got in his account. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:47, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::** *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
{{quote|That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! It's like what a moron would set on his luggage!|<s>Mel Brooks</s> Rick Moranis couldn't have said it any better.}}

==Talk pages==

I think we should start looking at temporary bans for user who continue to use article talk pages for personal discussion. It's out of control. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:19, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

* He edited his page to change someone's comment to something compromising. When I called him out on it, he did that to me too, and then faked my signature on another compromising comment. Then again, I "had it coming" as you said. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:24, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*I don't like being involved in others peoples' problems but Delabonte is abusing his power while being hypocritical. look at the history in his talk page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:50, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Delabonte is neither a jerkop or admin, he has no real powers aside from being here for a while. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*I don't like it either. Not that I disapprove of the Not a Forum template--those are prefectly justified on any non-user talk page. There's usually a thread over on the appropriate channels anyway, so it's not like it's a big deal. I just don't understand why it should apply to user talk pages.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:04, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:I was talking about '''article''' talk pages, not '''user''' talk pages, but out of respect for 16BitAlex I have removed the offending article from the talk page and put it on my userpage. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:05, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
::Partly my fault for not reading fully. But, if it was truly out of respect you would have removed the "offending article". You are right on Not A Forum for ''article'' talk pages. If only there was a forum that CWCki users could use. In fact, there ''was'', until the powers that be at a certain private forum thought that a public forum was a bad idea. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 04:22, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
::when i said abusing your power i didn't mean the "NOT a forum thing". i understand my mistake regarding that. what i meant was the editing anonymax's and 16alex's comments on your usertalk after you told alex he could not delete the vandalism from his userpage.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:40, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Dudes, there's still [[Krapple|/cwc/]] and [[EDF]] (if you're totally desperate). Fuck, you can make your own forum, just don't go about declaring how you're gonna rip stuff off from PVCC or try to overtake PVCC. Fuck, hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]] and they'll let you in PVCC if you're not a faggot. Point is, CWCki isn't the place for this sort of talk - it's distracting and there's better places to do this.
::I mildly tolerate it since once people get warned, they (usually) tend to start and it's hard to keep track of repeat offenders. I think I've temporarily banned someone who was a repeat offender once but as I said, it's hard to keep track of people who do that sort of shit over again.
::I really haven't seen this as a huge problem on article talk pages, and in the past I have threatened bans for trivial discussing that was getting out of control but for one or two people commenting I can sorta deal with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Champ, I think you should look into Delabonte again. I tried warning him about not starting a flame war, but he just started vandalizing other people's comments on his talk page. This kind of behavior isn't tolerated here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 13:08, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*Cogs has spoken to me, the issue has been resolved. As usual, in her favour. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 14:47, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==I just counted==
For some reason, I'm doing this lately. You have, as of this writing, made 8925 edits to the CWCki, based on your contributions page. No joke. Thought you ought to know. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:29, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*1) that's because I'm an admin, 2) most of my admins are me failing to preview and tiny shit 3) mostly talk page edits. Fun fact - my user page is the most linked page on CWCki because I comment on like every talk page. But yeah, I spend way too much time here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Champ! Do us all a favour and ban JESUS would you? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== You said to direct questions to you. So... ==
How in the fuck is that Coffee Place article a confirmed CWC sighting? Where in that photo is Chris or Bob, because I can't see shit? What does any of the text have to do with Chris or any sighting of any kind for that matter? Why does Clyde believe it's a confirmed CWC sighting? What evidence have we got? And why are you and Clyde so certain that this user's word alone can be trusted to the point of threatening bans for questioning them, when they haven't really given us any real proof of anything?

I really, really, REALLY hope that i'm just retarded and missing something obvious, because this makes NO sense to me whatsoever. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:03, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:shut the fuck up edward [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:06, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*To clarify, I'll be glad to address any questions on a one-on-one basis in IRC or via AIM.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:07, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
**I've also got a question I need to ask you in IRC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can't use IRC. My computer fucks up whenever I try, and believe me I have tried. Why am I never allowed an actual answer when I ask a question? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*You are thicker than liquid cement, Edward. Email me at origins.intervention@null.net so I can enlighten you. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*It's not sending. I keep trying to send a message and I keep getting a notification email telling me that they couldn't send it for some reason. Are you sure that's the right email address? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:30, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
**Can I cover this, Champ?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:52, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Go ahead, or Jump is sure to enlighten you as well, Edward.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
***Try my alterate, the.new.chemical@gmail.com --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I did actually maange to get a message through to Jump's alternate account. I'm waiting for his response right now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:00, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

:Everything's sorted now. Thanks again Jump. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:54, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== irc ==

<s>Yo, Champ, I'm trying to join #sonichu but I get a message that says the hostname could not be resolved, and when I do get in, it says I have to identify a registered name. I'm using Mibbit and I already have an account there, and whenever I use the link at our Mibbit article, there's no one on. What am I doing wrong? Sorry for being a total newfag.</s> nevermind, sorry for annoying you-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:08, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

==Ban me==

I'm evading a permaban. Jesus Christ. Do your fucking job, sandnigger.--[[User:JerryMathers|JerryMathers]] 00:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== We need some clarification ==

On the community portal you said "do not interfere with Jenkins" which I simply took to mean "do not fuck with him" or "let him work on his report unimpeded." Delabonte, on the other hand, claims you meant zero communication and is putting up some userbox on everyone's page who posted on his talk page. All I did was point him to he userbox list after someone suggested it to him. Could you please clarify for everyone's sake what you specifically meant?

Also, I think the 'fuckwit alert' box is unwarranted; seriously, why would the PVCC care about a harmless mistake, let alone monitor such 'criminals'? And if I really had broken your rule, me and the other users would have been banned by now, wouldn't we? Some of those comments had already been put up for days without incident. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:49, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*I took it to mean "Don't do anything that doesn't appear to be approved". I followed that to the letter and I intend to follow the proper instructions now that I've been notified. However, I think the userbox was an overreaction.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:16, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

I think your userboxes are very fitting and you wear them well. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 05:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

==Regarding the 'Relics of fail' items.==
Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 06:55, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I concur with Brofose. Fail has become a bit of a lame old meme, and while it is one of the most apt words to describe anything about CWC, I believe the Relics would do well to be assigned new titles. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 07:08, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-13T03:37:29Z

DrShoggoth:

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-13T02:44:34Z

DrShoggoth:

User talk:Mellowyellowsalvation

2010-07-13T00:03:02Z

DrShoggoth:

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and donts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just don't upload gigantic pictures of yourself and your favorite anime. I warn against this only because it's happened before.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions| FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:{{{1|{{<includeonly>subst:REVISIONUSER</includeonly>}}}}}|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:06, 11 June 2010 (UTC)

==This concerns all of us, man==
I just think you should know that Cogs is enacting a new policy regarding fan works that can be read [[CWCki:Policy|here]]. Also, there's some fairly ugly (and barely literate) backlash going on against the torture stories happening at the discussion page on ''Afternoon'', and some support would be greatly appreciated. If you'd like to stay out of it, though, I completely understand. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:43, 12 July 2010 (CEST)

Your calvary isn't going to save you or your furry torture porn. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 23:49, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Self-indulgent fanfiction based on self-indulgent fanfiction is hardly the height of avant-garde literature. [[User:Massive Dynamic|Massive Dynamic]] 00:01, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, but apparently we are the barely literate ones. Furries think funny. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 00:03, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Mellowyellowsalvation

2010-07-12T23:49:03Z

DrShoggoth:

User talk:Alcoholic Legend

2010-07-12T23:48:24Z

DrShoggoth:

{{welcome|Pfargtl9000}}
[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)

*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)

==Stuff==
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==

I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Hello ==

I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]
Sorry for bothering.
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]

i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as "Sonichu" can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces & the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in "A very Sonichu adventure". in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]

Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly "cute" look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, "This one is kinda cute", it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

Oh, also, if you've ever played the first "Gears of War", you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh great i was worried i made them "too cute" that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

The one labeled "cute" I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hooray! ==

The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)

Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just sayin'. ==

Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko

:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : ) Also, don't forget, it's Sonees & Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate. I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the "Prisoner Sonee" will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]

I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this. Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)

== Hey Alc ==
It's me. Listen, SoRichlyConsumeOf commented on the talk page for AVSA2, and said that it technically wasn't "interactive" so much as just first person. He suggested putting it in a Choose your own Adventure type format. I don't know about you, but I think it's a great idea. Each of the little fuckers could have multiple deaths! It'd definitely increase the re-read value. I'd go for it myself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:52, 1 July 2010 (UTC)

== Sup ==

Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010

:Hey, sorry, missed your question. To answer it, no, so far I'm not planning on having Chris die. Still, I'm thinking about something horrible happening to him. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 07:54, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

== Something i would like an opinion on ==

[[file:Bobby and sonee and rosey.jpg|300px]] i made some concept art for our sonichu comic. its bobby sonichu, the "cured" wild asperchu clone. in our story he is a phycotic mad scientist and the one that will make the sonees and roseys everybody loves to murder horribly. i'm showing this to you for two reasons. one he may end up being your favorite character, although i would know if we made him a complete monster if even you recoil in disgust towards what he does to the sonees, and two, some of the things he does to the sonees and roseys are inspire by a sonichu adventure 1 and 2. The small squares are the cwcola-monster rosey and the rosey-sonee. they can't stop smiling even in pain.
:TL;DR: tell me what you think please.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::That's fairly close to what I had planned for him, only difference is that Chris will use his new ability(which is not an inborn power but one that requires refinement and devotion) to draw them into existence. However, due to the fact that he never practices, he isn't able to call a Sonichu or Rosechu into reality and simply draws Sonees and Roseys.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

::I really like the idea for Bobby Sonichu. He's already my favorite, knowing what he does to the little furfags. : ) The drawings of the Sonee-Rosey, Pumpkin Freak, & the melted Sonee are also good by me. Those, along with your colored Pumpkin Rosey, made my day. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
:::though he won't do most of those things for pure sadistic joy like the protagonist does in a sonichu adventure, but mostly FOR SCIENCE! but certain things from the adventure will be adapted like "mr. bucket" to dispose of the bodies and feed the sonees, as you could see the rosey-sonee, but he won't cut its tongue and will make it an hermafrodite, and so on. your sick mind may actually help create one of the most interesting yet simple characters for our story.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:27, 22 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Gotta admit, I really like how you're using some of my ideas and putting your own spin to it. Mixes things up a bit. : ) I'm looking forward to reading your series once it begins. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

===Some adaptated things===

Here is my rendition, that would hopefully be part of the main comic, of some elements from sonichu adventure '''2'''! I changed some of them though. "Mr. Bucket" is now used to despose of dead proto-sonees and proto-roseys (i know you would have enjoyed of them being alive though) to be fed to the farmed prosees who live in a copy of laughyland, except without dobermans. and the origin of the soney-rosey is fleshed out. though i feel like i gave the prosees to much refinement and now, IMHO actually look a little bit endearing, though i was aiming for just simpathethic (although i shouldn't worry for that part with you :P). I hope you like it, tell me what you think!

[[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 1.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 2.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 3.jpg|400px]]
:[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

I like this whole thing a lot (the Nursery being a breeding farm, the "Mister Bucket" disposing babies, etc.). The Sonee & Rosey playing tag combined with the Sonee-Rosey thing made it all the better for me. Very deranged and well done J0. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:do the protos still seem souless, or have i given them more "spark" than what chris has.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, yes, I thought that the two playing tag were slightly more realistic. Remember, Chris always draws these things 2-dimensionally (I hope that makes sense). They're always flat and facing the reader (which is one reason I hate them so). If you're going for retarded, have them face the reader, if you want something more believable, do what you've been doing. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh, also, they have actual facial expressions, you know, like actual living creatures. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:21, 24 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Great! I made myself a personal challenge: to see if i could make even the most hated character (the sonee, roseys and sonichu's children) even somewhat likeable or sympathethic. Knowing that even you feel that they are not irritating like that, means that i have suceeded and so has my writing. thought i left the permanent ":3" face on the sonees and the bow and skirts on the roseys so they still have a piece of chris in them.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

===This concerns all of us, man===
I just think you should know that Cogs is enacting a new policy regarding fan works that can be read [[CWCki:Policy|here]]. Also, there's some fairly ugly (and barely literate) backlash going on against the torture stories happening at the discussion page on ''Afternoon'', and some support would be greatly appreciated. If you'd like to stay out of it, though, I completely understand. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:43, 12 July 2010 (CEST)

Your calvary isn't going to save you or your pornography. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 23:48, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Pedofork

2010-07-12T22:19:07Z

DrShoggoth: Cleaned up inaccuracies and speculation, de-memed, general streamlining.

{{quote|I am not a Pedofork, YOU DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}

[[Image:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|300px|A pedofork [[Fridays After Five‎|in action]]]]

A '''pedofork''' ''(pronounced "PED-oh-fork"),'' a portmanteau for "pedophile" and "dork", is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.

This term was initially coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to "that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]''," known to the rest of the world as "[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]]."

Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.

==Evidence of Chris's Inappropriate Attitudes in Regards to Youth and Sex==
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]

Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her. In the same episode an [[Zapina|anthropomorphic lightning bug]] exclaims "I've just turned 14-years cute!!!" and wishes to assist [[Rosechu]] in making porn for "[[women's rights]]." Rosechu says "I don't know child, what with the dumb laws."

Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to "Sweet 16", making it "another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age." He is obviously unaware that age of consent is controlled by the state, and most states already have it set at 16 or 17. He also believes that kids can participate in "adult" activities, like perverse satires with adult themes and making a porno, as long as there's adult supervision.

He maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him (which, ironically enough, includes Pedobear... ''twice'') would reappear in the "elevator gag" in ''Sonichu'' #8. One might argue that because of his notoriously bad facial recognition, he might not realize how young they actually are. But as mentioned in [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], he is quite good at age recognition (a talent common among autistics).

To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has '''some''' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series.

{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a "Sweet" age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}

[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|No unsavory implications here.]]

While he's not an outright baby-fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the notion that "if there's grass on the field, play ball." On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.

*The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and Rosechu have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is doubly creepy; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about ''Sonic the Hedgehog characters'', i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children. '''He drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children.'''

*Another example Chris's possible pedofork predilections comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as [[Zapina]]. What happens in the drawing is all of the [[Rosechu (species)|rosechus]] are "stripping for women's rights" and the "14 years cute" Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of "those dumb laws", she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her luminescent posterior as a spotlight for the whole unsettling ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something). It's also interesting to note that Zapina, despite being 14, is still drawn with cleavage and is even wearing a tube top.

*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''Gunslinger Girl'' and ''Shuffle'', two anime series noted for their pedophilic appeal.

*In the [[Sonichu 11|comic version]] of ''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]'', one of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's daughters]] says "I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it." When this joke first appeared on ''Family Guy'' 10 years ago it was said by an adult woman. In the comic, Sonichu's daughters have just entered elementary school.

*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages on Facebook]], it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.

*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's okay to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergartners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.

*In the [[Sonichu 8]] elevator gags, Chris includes porn of several underage characters, including [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic (15), Amy (12) Cream the Rabbit (5)]], The Powerpuff Girls (???), and [[Pokemon|Misty (around 10-12)]].

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Pedo-glasses]]
*[[Gaybian]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_56 Rosechu and "...those dumb laws."]
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_3 The disturbing Zapina page]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNANhlZiMJE Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]

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User:MaxTehManyula

2010-07-12T21:20:22Z

DrShoggoth: Leave that shit off. you're only asking for trouble and inviting drama into the CWCki you twit.

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User talk:JenkinsJinkies

2010-07-12T07:31:46Z

DrShoggoth:

Hey dude. What part of Boston do you live in? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:03, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

أهلا صديقي --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:19, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I can tell, you're going to fit in great here. Welcome! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:35, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow, dude, you are a gangsta for keeping an eye on Chrissy. You are an awesome dude, keep on contributing! [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:43, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== reward ==
hey man, I'd like your name and address so I can send you a reward. china or pickles? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:23, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, could you help us with the new [[Amanda]] article? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:27, 4 July 2010
(UTC)

Thanks, man, but I'm good; I lost my young virginity with a Seinor Cheerleader; her china was sweeeeettt! Plus, as an Anon, I prefer to keep my add off of the web. I would not want Chris coming after my ass. The mindfuck that he is, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages. I just enjoy getting the LULZ off of him.

That's all the info I got of [[Amanda]]; my family and I don't travel to South VA that often, but I'll see if I can hitch another trip and find a place to crash in VA. I wouldn't be missed; I am soo overlooked in my family.

Something else that has piqued my curiousity, from the [[Hooker incident]], I'm wondering from which luscious company or group [[Bryan Bash]] the ladies came from, specifically the company name, their website, and from within Chris's crappy (434) A.C. Because if they were out-of-his-state, I may give them a call myself. >:D

Thank you for your support, [[User:Clydec|Clydec]]; you're awesome.

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 18:43, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

implying chris would actually travel somewhere. if you think chris is a threat, well, you're a pussy lol. haven't you seen his push ups or his running video or his cwcfighting thing? jesus christ he's as weak as paper. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:35, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Firstly, I am not a pussy; I am as wild as a serial raper. Second, I saw those videos; he is still a curiously impulsive individual. It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous. While you may see him as a weak fuck, I see a crazy man who will likely strike at any given moment.

During the time now, I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike. He may be only waiting and plotting for the day when he may hunt us down, one by one. We can only hope that day will never come.

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 07:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

You're safe, spud. I've worried about that in the past, but he's too much of a coward. He won't even show his face on the internet anymore, so i don't think you need to worry about him finding and beating you or anyone else. He'd run and hide just like he did from the internet! lulz!!! With 2 new Sonic games coming out this year he'll be too lazy to move his fat butt out of the house anyways. That Sonic 4 looks pretty sweet actually, wouldn't mind playing it myself. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 07:31, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:12, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Jerkop

2010-07-12T06:10:00Z

DrShoggoth:

== You're a jerkop ==

I figure with a name like yours, you'd be the ideal candidate for one. So yeah, go forth, stop vandalism, and don't abuse your powers for personal gain. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:00, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks! And don't worry, I'm not going to abuse anything.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 20:04, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Contact me ASAP ==

This is URGENT. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:57, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== Please IM me ==

Champ told me to contact you and the other Jerkops. My AIM is LittleLazyLime. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 05:55, 11 July 2010 (UTC)

== Under Watch Template ==

Unless Champ or cogs told you to take that down it should probably be reinstated as it existed for a reason: To mark people (mainly asperpedians) who were potentially going to make an issue with our current guest you know who. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 06:10, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Champthom

2010-07-12T05:55:41Z

DrShoggoth:

User talk:Famicon64

2010-07-12T05:51:18Z

DrShoggoth:

CWCville

2010-07-12T05:47:49Z

DrShoggoth:

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] [[Wikipedia:North Korea|no elections]].|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

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'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where all his wishes, ideas, and deranged fantasies become true.

{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" align="right" border="1"
! CWCville
|-
|'''Flag''' (Ceremonial)
|[[File:Cwcflag1.png|200px|The ceremonial flag of CWCville.]]
|-
|'''Flag''' (National)
|[[File:Newflag1.png|The national flag of CWCville.]]
|-
| '''Location'''
| Virginia, U.S.
|-
| '''Coordinates'''
| Unknown, possibly the same as [[Charlottesville]] in a parallel universe
|-
| '''Date established'''
| ''Fictional'': 1982 ''Real world:'' 2000
|-
| '''Population'''
| Large. Mixed population of humans, Pokémon, and ripoffs
|-
|'''Political Ideology'''
| Chandlerian Socialism
|-
| '''Area code'''
| N/A, communication system relies on classified Nintendo DS link
|-
| '''Website'''
| None (formerly ''The CWCipedia'')
|-
| '''Also known as'''
| Chris's mind, CWCistan, The People's Democratic Republic of CWCville, The Confederate States of CWCville, Hell, etc.
|-
| '''Exports'''
| Excessive undeveloped characters, blatant ripoffs, autistic manchildren, semen
|-
| '''Current relevance'''
| Main location of events in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' universe
|}

==Overview==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville. Note that CWCville's postal code is the same as Chris's birthday, and that the address is nearly identical to his real address.]]
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|The toys that started it all.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Virginia of which Chris is Mayor for life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect his bias toward himself. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in his comic, Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref> Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life. Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be the ''Our Glorious Leader's True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville'', in a manner similar to [http://www.korea-dpr.com/ The Democratic People's Republic of Korea].

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkops]] and resurrecting his dead dog is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly stated that this was not true.<ref>[[Mumble 11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32/> In his willingness to educate, and his confusion at negative reactions to his answers, Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C," but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes."<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref name=p32>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

==Name==

One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym," while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

Without knowing the "correct" pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that "CWCville", unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to utter, unless you're in Eastern Europe or perhaps Wales. In [[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]], Chris slams [[Evan]] and fails once again, spectacularly, to realize the seeds of truth buried in parodies.

==Government and politics==
{{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}

[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]].]]
[[Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved [[Chris|Mayor.]]]]
[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the "SS" runes.)]]
[[File:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|Chris and his men weilding the CWCville ceremonial flag while on parade in Town Square.]]

According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his deadshit son is unknown. And only [[GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a "King/Queen thing" with no elections. There's a non-elected leader who does what he pleases, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the Cwcville Trade Center Building. Exactly how CWCville's government operates is unknown. Chandler is mayor-for-life with supreme power, and has insisted that there are no elections, but he has also insisted that the vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]]. Voting is strictly for the Town Council, which holds no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the mayor is not obligated to listen to. The mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, citing that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks|inherited the town from his father]] (even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary, e.g. Kim Jong-il succeeded his father Kim Il-sung, and "Baby Doc" succeeded "Papa Doc" in Haiti). However, he refuses to acknowledge that this obviously makes his town a ''monarchy'', by explaining that all other government positions are voted on (even though such a practice is found in many modern monarchies, even absolute ones). It's also revealed that the name of the town was changed when it was passed from father to son, though whether or not the town was originally known as "RFCville", or something marginally less retarded is unknown, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship — in fact, all symbols of the old regime — have been erased (like the Roman practice of ''[[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|damnatio memoriae]]'', where all records of a traitor: statues, etc., are erased after his death). It is theorized that one day Christian will hand over the reins of governance to his daughter, [[Crystal]] Weston Chandler, in which case the town's name will not go through another change.

On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail to get raped by [[niggos]]. The next day, 4 March 2009, Chris revoked his statement that made MAYS the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion of Fail]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS is still the mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS snorted too much cocaine and died in his mayoral mansion, plunging the entire town into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris_chan_Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doublethink he was always the ruler], and that there would be no further elections.

The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Comic|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was rescinded.

Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]; in a predictable display of bureaucratic cluelessness, this important task has been somehow handed to [[Magi-Chan|an obvious closet case]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to have any oversight over a super-powered official or question or contest his findings (and [[Mailbag|disputing the authority has been futile in general]]), it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted — though sensibly, he has not written it into actual ''law'', otherwise all international observers would condemn his actions at once — that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the Comics|immunity from prosecution]]. This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states.

CWCville has a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|large police force equipped with weapons and TANKS, and even an entire division of the U.S. Army]]; all these units, as said before, are above law. These groups appear frequently all around the city enforcing the laws, giving grim reminders of their existence to the common public every day, dragging the morale down. Any attempts at humor are prosecuted swiftly and severely under the draconian laws that are based on [[Chris and copyright|curious misinterpretations]] of international copyright laws. Dissident comedians who flee the city are hunted down and gruesomely executed (with the emphasis on "cute") by [[Sandy Rosechu|underage assassins]]. Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remain at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[jerkops]] and [[manajerks]] are depowered, yet are allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] is murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Sean]] and Mao are arrested and put on trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in ''[[Chris|cruel and inhumane ways]]''.

The basic services are lacking: Packs of wild Pokémon roam the streets, uncontrolled. The mayor wastes precious [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] on [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|oversize novelty drinking straws]] and [[Patti-chan|credit cards for dogs]]. As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], there were 10 homeless shelters set up: [[Mailbag 20|Chris himself]] claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house an indigent population of 900-1,800 individuals, and come equipped with free cable TV. The mayor's personal friends, such as Sonichu, live in state-sponsored, suburban housing.

'''tl;dr''' CWCville is a banana republic that makes most African countries look like the world's best places to live.

==Economy==
CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over; the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. Tobacco, unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry. With the banning of anything tobacco related, CWCville loses hundreds of millions of dollars a year in tax revenues, jobs and investment.

CWCville also mints its own money, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, which are mutually exclusive to the point where vending machines will take only one or the other, and the exchange rate between the two is uncertain (usually 10 C's = 1 W). The confusing fiscal policy has contributed to hyperinflation and extreme poverty throughout the city.

==Flora and fauna==
[[Image:zapbud.jpg|thumb|Zapbud]]
CWCville, like the rest of Virginia, has a temperate climate and is suitable for large-scale agriculture. Years of economic decline, however, have seen CWCville's environs diverge greatly from those of its neighboring cities. Its forests growing thicker, and its fields returning to nature, CWCville is an excellent laboratory for the avid naturalist. Pokémon roam in the forests; zapbuds fill the fields.

Zapbuds have quickly established themselves in the surrounding ecosystems. Aside "healing woes", relatively little is known of them. They have four petals, possibly resembling buds of some sort in their normal state, and the "zap" and electrical hazard symbol suggest that it might not be the brightest idea to pee in the middle of a zapbud field.

==Anomalies==

It is curious to note that while Chris reigns supreme over his imaginary town, it is still subject to the will of other people (as evidenced by BILLY MAYS' election). This gives a small insight into the workings of Chris's mind, as it implies a belief in the non-physical reality of the realm in his own mind. Any sane person could agree to "proclaim" BILLY MAYS the mayor of their fictional city with an offhand shrug, since it doesn't actually ''mean'' anything. They certainly wouldn't take it seriously enough to feel the need to clarify that they didn't mean it. The long and short of this is that Chris's creations are, to him, subject to certain metaphysical laws and structures which IRL he is unable or unwilling to comprehend. This suggests that if efforts were made to convince Chris that, for example, Sonichu had terminal cancer, Chris would either vehemently insist this is not the case, or accept it and claim that he has, in the comic, discovered a cure for cancer.
==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://www.onetruecwcville.net/index.php onetruecwcville.net]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]

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[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Sonichu]]

CWCville

2010-07-12T05:43:24Z

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] [[Wikipedia:North Korea|no elections]].|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

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'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where all his wishes, ideas, and deranged fantasies become true.

{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" align="right" border="1"
! CWCville
|-
|'''Flag''' (Ceremonial)
|[[File:Cwcflag1.png|200px|The ceremonial flag of CWCville.]]
|-
|'''Flag''' (National)
|[[File:Newflag1.png|The national flag of CWCville.]]
|-
| '''Location'''
| Virginia, U.S.
|-
| '''Coordinates'''
| Unknown, possibly the same as [[Charlottesville]] in a parallel universe
|-
| '''Date established'''
| ''Fictional'': 1982 ''Real world:'' 2000
|-
| '''Population'''
| Large. Mixed population of humans, Pokémon, and ripoffs
|-
|'''Political Ideology'''
| Chandlerian Socialism
|-
| '''Area code'''
| N/A, communication system relies on classified Nintendo DS link
|-
| '''Website'''
| None (formerly ''The CWCipedia'')
|-
| '''Also known as'''
| Chris's mind, CWCistan, The People's Democratic Republic of CWCville, The Confederate States of CWCville, Hell, etc.
|-
| '''Exports'''
| Excessive undeveloped characters, blatant ripoffs, autistic manchildren, semen, nuclear weapons
|-
| '''Current relevance'''
| Main location of events in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' universe
|}

==Overview==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville. Note that CWCville's postal code is the same as Chris's birthday, and that the address is nearly identical to his real address.]]
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|The toys that started it all.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Virginia of which Chris is Mayor for life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect his bias toward himself. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in his comic, Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref> Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life. Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be the ''Our Glorious Leader's True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville'', in a manner similar to [http://www.korea-dpr.com/ The Democratic People's Republic of Korea].

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkops]] and resurrecting his dead dog is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly stated that this was not true.<ref>[[Mumble 11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32/> In his willingness to educate, and his confusion at negative reactions to his answers, Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C," but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes."<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref name=p32>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

==Name==

One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym," while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

Without knowing the "correct" pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that "CWCville", unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to utter, unless you're in Eastern Europe or perhaps Wales. In [[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]], Chris slams [[Evan]] and fails once again, spectacularly, to realize the seeds of truth buried in parodies.

==Government and politics==
{{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}

[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]].]]
[[Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved [[Chris|Mayor.]]]]
[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the "SS" runes.)]]
[[File:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|Chris and his men weilding the CWCville ceremonial flag while on parade in Town Square.]]

According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his deadshit son is unknown. And only [[GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a "King/Queen thing" with no elections. There's a non-elected leader who does what he pleases, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the Cwcville Trade Center Building. Exactly how CWCville's government operates is unknown. Chandler is mayor-for-life with supreme power, and has insisted that there are no elections, but he has also insisted that the vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]]. Voting is strictly for the Town Council, which holds no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the mayor is not obligated to listen to. The mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, citing that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks|inherited the town from his father]] (even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary, e.g. Kim Jong-il succeeded his father Kim Il-sung, and "Baby Doc" succeeded "Papa Doc" in Haiti). However, he refuses to acknowledge that this obviously makes his town a ''monarchy'', by explaining that all other government positions are voted on (even though such a practice is found in many modern monarchies, even absolute ones). It's also revealed that the name of the town was changed when it was passed from father to son, though whether or not the town was originally known as "RFCville", or something marginally less retarded is unknown, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship — in fact, all symbols of the old regime — have been erased (like the Roman practice of ''[[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|damnatio memoriae]]'', where all records of a traitor: statues, etc., are erased after his death). It is theorized that one day Christian will hand over the reins of governance to his daughter, [[Crystal]] Weston Chandler, in which case the town's name will not go through another change.

On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail to get raped by [[niggos]]. The next day, 4 March 2009, Chris revoked his statement that made MAYS the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion of Fail]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS is still the mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS snorted too much cocaine and died in his mayoral mansion, plunging the entire town into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris_chan_Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doublethink he was always the ruler], and that there would be no further elections.

The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Comic|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was rescinded.

Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]; in a predictable display of bureaucratic cluelessness, this important task has been somehow handed to [[Magi-Chan|an obvious closet case]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to have any oversight over a super-powered official or question or contest his findings (and [[Mailbag|disputing the authority has been futile in general]]), it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted — though sensibly, he has not written it into actual ''law'', otherwise all international observers would condemn his actions at once — that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the Comics|immunity from prosecution]]. This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states.

CWCville has a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|large police force equipped with weapons and TANKS, and even an entire division of the U.S. Army]]; all these units, as said before, are above law. These groups appear frequently all around the city enforcing the laws, giving grim reminders of their existence to the common public every day, dragging the morale down. Any attempts at humor are prosecuted swiftly and severely under the draconian laws that are based on [[Chris and copyright|curious misinterpretations]] of international copyright laws. Dissident comedians who flee the city are hunted down and gruesomely executed (with the emphasis on "cute") by [[Sandy Rosechu|underage assassins]]. Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remain at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[jerkops]] and [[manajerks]] are depowered, yet are allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] is murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Sean]] and Mao are arrested and put on trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in ''[[Chris|cruel and inhumane ways]]''.

The basic services are lacking: Packs of wild Pokémon roam the streets, uncontrolled. The mayor wastes precious [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] on [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|oversize novelty drinking straws]] and [[Patti-chan|credit cards for dogs]]. As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], there were 10 homeless shelters set up: [[Mailbag 20|Chris himself]] claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house an indigent population of 900-1,800 individuals, and come equipped with free cable TV. The mayor's personal friends, such as Sonichu, live in state-sponsored, suburban housing.

'''tl;dr''' CWCville is a banana republic that makes most African countries look like the world's best places to live.

==Economy==
CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over; the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. Tobacco, unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry. With the banning of anything tobacco related, CWCville loses hundreds of millions of dollars a year in tax revenues, jobs and investment.

CWCville also mints its own money, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, which are mutually exclusive to the point where vending machines will take only one or the other, and the exchange rate between the two is uncertain (usually 10 C's = 1 W). The confusing fiscal policy has contributed to hyperinflation and extreme poverty throughout the city.

==Flora and fauna==
[[Image:zapbud.jpg|thumb|Zapbud]]
CWCville, like the rest of Virginia, has a temperate climate and is suitable for large-scale agriculture. Years of economic decline, however, have seen CWCville's environs diverge greatly from those of its neighboring cities. Its forests growing thicker, and its fields returning to nature, CWCville is an excellent laboratory for the avid naturalist. Pokémon roam in the forests; zapbuds fill the fields.

Zapbuds have quickly established themselves in the surrounding ecosystems. Aside "healing woes", relatively little is known of them. They have four petals, possibly resembling buds of some sort in their normal state, and the "zap" and electrical hazard symbol suggest that it might not be the brightest idea to pee in the middle of a zapbud field.

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://www.onetruecwcville.net/index.php onetruecwcville.net]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]

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[[Category:Sonichu]]

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Hi. In case you ask, '''I am a furry, more precisely a Pokefur.''' I am quite pissed that Chris is digging my fandom into a bigger hole every day. I'm also an amateur writer, hopefully I can write (not draw. I'm worse than Chris at it) a doujinshi, maybe about Sonichu. I'm a fan of J-horror, JRPGs and anime. Essentialy, I'm a huge Japan fan, another fandom Chris makes worse. As you guessed by the infoboxes, I'm a bisexual atheist. Chris would date me.

User talk:IBAgeneva

2010-07-07T06:24:07Z

DrShoggoth:

==Buddy, buddy, buddy==
You aren't Geneva. if you were Geneva you'd be shitting your pants remembering last time. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 06:24, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== Me and Grandma ==
Part 1

As far back as I remember I have l always been attracted to older women. So it comes as no surprise that I am fixated with my grandmother. I think it all started when she came to visit when I was 9 years old. I came home from school and made a dash to the bathroom. I was fixed to bust. I opened the door and rushed in and came to face with my grandmother's pussy. She had just finished showering.

The image that I saw that day has stayed with me all my life. I am now 19 and my grandmother is 72. She is an elegant lady. With a body that many a young girl would die for. Grandma Francis is about 5.7 and close to 110 lbs. having led an active life she is still firm and well built. While not being overly endowed on top, she does have a great pair of legs. Only now are some blue lines starting to show. She still swims regularly and I have seen her in her bathing suit.

Shortly after that visit 10 years ago my grandfather passed away. Soon after that Francis moved to be close to us. She lives in the next street from our house. During the decade that passed I took every opportunity to visit. Grandmother took to calling me her little man. As I was always there when anything needed to be done. You know what teenage boys will do to gain favor with the object of their sexual desire. Over the years I have managed to catch her in various states of undress. I knew it was wrong but I wanted her body. The only problem was how to get it.

My grandmother was fairly prim and proper, active in the local church and a volunteer for many of their functions; a totally respectable member of our community. I could see no way to fulfill my desires. I wanted nothing more than to place my self between here exquisite legs and fuck her senseless.

Part 2

I arrived home one day to a discussion between my parents. To cut a long story short my grandmother required a driver. She had never leaned to drive. Francis had volunteered to help setup the local church hall for a social function. Both my parents were busy that night. I agreed to pick her up and drop her off to the hall and call back a few hours later to take her home. My folks were quite pleased with me for solving their problem.

I called my grandmother to make arrangements. I would pick her up at 6pm and drop her off at the church hall. The organization of the social function would take a few hours. So I agreed to pick her up at 11.30 to take her home.

It was mid July and the weather was fairly balmy. I pulled up at my grandmother's drive at 5.30. Knocking on her door she opened it. Francis was wearing a blue patterned dress that was belted at the waist. Flowing down freely and loosely to a hem about an inch below the knee. As she stood by the door an errant gust of wind occurred, lifting her dress to show a generous amount of thigh.

"Hello my little man," my grandmother said.

I tried to hide the bulge in my jeans.

"You're early sweetie, can I offer you a cool drink?"

I thanked her and accepted.

We indulged in some small talk as I took the drink that was offered.

"Well sweetie I think we had better be off," Grandmother said.

We left her house and I went to the car, holding the door open for Francis to enter. She hitched up her dress and stepped in exposing her crutch. I was hot. I wanted to drive to a secluded spot and fuck her. I was however still in control and instead drove her to the church hall. On our arrival she leaned over and attempted to kiss me on the cheek. Pretending awkwardness I moved my head so that our lips touched. She did not seem to notice.

"Thank you! My little man. See you in a few hours!" she said

I was ready to burst. Having actually kissed my grandmother on the lips. I watched her walk away from me on the blue high heels she was wearing. Having seen her thighs with the gust of wind, her crutch as she stepped into the car, tasting her lips as she left. I was on the verge of loosing total control. I decided to go to a party that I knew was happening. Maybe I could get lucky and relieve the pressure in my loins.

Part 3

I had spent a number of hours at the party. Indulged in a few joints. Non of the girls at the party interested me. I was fixated on a woman, an older woman. Man I was really stoned. Checking my watch I noted that it was 11.00 PM. It would take me nearly half an hour to get to the church hall so I left the party.

My mind was befuddled, having had too much dope. Had I been more clear thinking, I would have most likely erred on the side of caution. However leaving the party I determined on a plan and was determined to go through with it.

Pulling up outside the church hall I parked and waited for the few remaining cars to leave.

Inside the hall:

"Francis are you sure you will be alright?" asked Mrs. Wilson.

"Oh yes!" said Francis. "My grandson should be here shortly."

"Alright then Herbert lets be off... see you tomorrow night Francis," Mrs. Wilson said in parting.

I watched as Mr. and Mrs. Wilson left the hall. As I left the car and moved towards the church hall I was determined to have my grandmother. Each step as I moved forward filled me with expectation.

"Hello grandmother! Sorry I am late. Have you been alone long?" I asked as I entered the hall. My grandmother was sat down at a table on the far end of the hall waiting for me.

"No sweetie! Mr. and Mrs. Wilson just left. I've been alone for less than a minute."

This was what I wanted to hear. All the volunteers had parted. It was just my grandmother and me. Francis rose and moved towards me attempting to kiss me on the cheek. I waited till the last moment and tilted my head to find her lips. Kissing her passionately. Her arms reached up to my shoulders and tried to push me away. I held her strongly. Turning her head she managed to pull away.

"Billy! I'm your grandmother? What are you doing?"

Dropping my arms so that they could reach the hem of her dress. I took hold and started to lift. I stroked the back of my grandmother's thighs as I did so. Pausing at her well-formed butt. Each hand took hold of a cheek and lifted her up to the table.

"Billy! What are you doing?" Francis cried.

My grandmother's dress was now up around her waist. Revealing pantyhose of light tan, and a black pair of panties. Her legs were positioned on either side of my body. I moved my weight forward forcing her legs and hips up. Grabbing hold of panties and hose I lifted. Clearing one leg I allowed both to fall on either side of me; panties and pantyhose dangling from my grandmother's left leg.

"Billy please. I'm your grandmother. Don't do this."

With my grandmother's legs straddling me I undid my belt and dropped my jeans. There right in front of me was my grandmother's pussy ready for the taking. I was determined to take it. Taking hold of my shaft I placed the tip on the lips of my grandmother's pussy.

"Billy please I beg you stop. Oh God, please stop."

I thrust my hips forward, feeling the walls of my grandmother's pussy slid along the shaft of my erect cock. This was not romance. It was pure lust. It was 10 years of pent-up frustration.

"Billy! Oh my God. Please... stop!"

There was no way that I could stop.

Francis had placed her hands on my shoulders in a feeble attempt to push me away. I started to unbutton the top of her dress to reveal her bra. Within seconds her breasts were exposed and my mouth was sucking one nipple then the other. While still pumping my shaft into her pussy.

"Oh please Billy... stop! Oh! Oh! Oh my god!"

Here was my grandmother bent backward over a table in the church hall. My hard erect penis thrusting in and out of her pussy. Her small but firm breasts exposed. Her pleas for me to stop ignored. I knocked her arms from my shoulders and pushed her head to my lips. I kissed her with animal passion.

Moving her head aside, "Oh Billy please don't do this, I'm your grandmother!"

"Oh no! No! This can't be happening," cried Francis as her pussy started to become wet.

"Oh my! OH my! OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH."

As my grandmother came I shot my load; deep inside of her. We both collapsed on that table. My grandmother weeping.

"Oh Billy how could you?"

Finally after 10 years of frustration I managed to have my grandmother.

"Billy please! No one must ever know. Promise me no one will know about this. I am a respectable woman."

It was more than I could have hoped for.

"Yes grandmother, no one will ever know. So long as I can fuck you when I want."

Francis hesitated for a moment then agreed.

== Re:I am sad ==

Sorry bro, but it looked like vandalism to me. Just doing my duty. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 20:54, 2 July 2010 (UTC)
*Aww then I guess I'll have to try my poutyface.
**Oh I forgot to sign --[[User:IBAgeneva|IBAgeneva]] 20:58, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

User:16BitAlex

2010-06-30T17:14:25Z

DrShoggoth:

== NEW DAVID HIA COMIX ==

'''DAVID HIA IN VIDEO GAME VULGARIANS:'''

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http://i.imgur.com/eBFWJh.jpg

== DAVID HIA COMIX FROM THE SAINTLY DAYS OF YORE ==

'''DAVID HIA IN BOOKSTORE BUFFOONS'''

http://i.imgur.com/YvAaAh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/YVmXWh.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/xnXXnh.jpg

'''DAVID HIA IN ROCK BAND RAPSCALLIONS'''

http://i.imgur.com/65C8qh.jpg

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Stuff moved to talk page.

Rock music does not exist. It's all metal.

I don't have AIM. Contact me at gmail. Same username.

==I give up on this trolling business==

I'm just a cowardly observer and do not have the guts to become a troll. I only wanted to because everyone else had some level above "observer" for a userbox. I just wanted to be one of the cool kids and did not know what it entailed. I even idolized you guys, and to have the likes of Crass of Crass and Champ (in the IRC attack) and Sean of the Asperpedia Four (the comics, I recognize the style) attacking me destroyed me.

I'll just quietly settle into my position as an observer. Stop demonizing and dehumanizing me. I'm not like this all the time, only when provoked. But, that is the job of a troll. Just know that I am not a good target. I'm trying to get my life off the ground here. Putting my real name will just make it so that employers can Google me up, see this shit, and then consider me unemployable. You put the troll comics here, but don't attach my real name to them. I don't want to have to ride the tugboat.

For the record, it was my fault originally for wanting in the PVCC and starting RuleCWC over not getting in. It was also the fault of the PVCC, for launching the original assault on RuleCWC and doxing me, and Delabonte, for fanning the flames after the attack.

If I had known that:

1. I do not have the heart or mind of a troll
2. PVCC is for the trolls only
3. Cafe Rosechu is available for observers

I wouldn't have wanted in the PVCC in the first place. I learned this the hard way, which cost me my dignity.

I'm now calling ED home.

== Important Advice: Must read. ==
{{rainbow|SHUT UP!!!!}}

Attraction Sign

2010-06-30T00:29:10Z

DrShoggoth:

{{quote|The Only Reasonable and Inexpensive Idea he [Chris] could ever fucking think of|Chris, on his own [[ED]] page, 10 November 2007 edit<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997315096&oldid=1997314465</ref>}}
[[Image:Comicbook-Sign.png|thumb|left|An artist's rendition of the sign.]]
[[Image:FailSign.jpg|thumb|Another artist's impression of how the attraction sign worked.]]

[[Chris]] used an '''attraction sign''' during his [[love quest]] to get the attention of women. Chris thought it was a bullet-proof technique of attracting a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]]. Surprisingly, the sight of a [[Chris and health|fat, sweaty, smelly]] manchild soliciting with something called an Attraction Sign actually had the opposite effect on [[boyfriend-free girls|the ladies]].

==Attraction Sign, Mark 1==
The original attraction sign, created when Chris first started his love quest at the age of 21, is perhaps the most notable and lulzy of them all.
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[[Image:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|thumb|The original Attraction Sign]]
:''21 and Single White Male...''
:''-Shy -[[Honor roll|Smart]] -[[Autism|Young at Heart]] -[[CADD|Computer skilled]]''
:''-[[Random access_humor|Humorous]] -A great [[Things Chris has ripped off|thinker]] and [[Monthly tugboat|go-getter]] -[[Cutco|"Natural salesperson"]] -Enjoys [[China|good parts of life]]''
:''-[[Death threats|Diplomatic]] -[[White_knight#Chris_made_himself_an_outcast|Friendly]] -Loves [[Cole Smithey|his family]] -[[Chris and anger|Peaceful]] -[[Chris and Copyright|Very creative]] -_[[Virgin with rage|He's lonely]]_''
----
:''...Seeking a CUTE ♀18-21 [[Boyfriend-Free Girl|SINGLE FEMALE COMPANION]]''
:''<nowiki>*</nowiki>18-21 years of age <nowiki>*</nowiki>does _not_ already have a boyfriend <nowiki>*</nowiki>Single''
:''-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -[[Chris and race|White]] -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area''
:''<nowiki>*</nowiki>Does NOT [[Tobacky|Smoke]] or Drink [[Alcohol]] -Happy, Positive Personality''
:''<nowiki>*</nowiki>Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle''
[image of Sonichu's face] ➨
----
:''If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...''
:''[[Homos|MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!]]''
:''(And to all [[Jerks| MEN with girlfriends]], except marrieds and [[Niggos|blacks]], go jump off a cliff)''
:''Have a nice day ☺''

==The Attraction Sign, throughout the ages==

One reason for the multiple signs is that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] kept [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked Out of College|confiscating]] them. Chris waged war by creating a [[MySpace]] and Facebook, then printing new signs and spamming them all over campus.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:137-NDSAttractop.jpg|Sign from age 22. Based on its shape, it is likely meant to be attached to the cover of a Nintendo DS.
Image:135-LoveSearchBookCover.jpg|Cover of a pamphlet on attracting girls.
Image:133-Sign.jpg|Sign from age 23.
Image:136-LoveSearchItems.jpg|Miscellaneous paraphernalia used in conjunction with the Attraction Sign.
Image:108-PlanForAttraction.jpg|Plan B: Use a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card.
</gallery></center>

It is also known that, after the loss of his sign at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], he resorted to Post-It Notes stuck to his glasses and walking uncomfortably close to girls. This did not last long either.

==Good night, sweet prince==

Sadly, the Attraction Sign of Fail is no more.

{{quote|During all this, I learned from my [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] that the sign made me look [[slow in the mind|retarded]], and eventually, I did away with the sign.|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#The Continuing, Enduring Search|Wikipedia autobiography]]}}

==Rebuild of Attraction Sign 1.0: You can (not) get laid ==

By [[Fridays After Five|June 2010]], Chris devolved to wearing a shirt saying "I Enjoy Vagina" and exposing his [[Muscle bra|bra]] saying "Want Woman!" over his flabby gut, thus showing that he's not even trying anymore. While less pleasant and more direct than the attraction signs, his reasoning for each seems to be the same: if he just reveals to women what he wants via literal, verbal language, any of them will want to give it to him regardless of how bizarre, off-putting, and out of touch with their wants and needs that revelation is. This lends even further credence to his ridiculous [[Monthly tugboat|sense]] [[GodJesus|of]] [[Chris and his Ego|entitlement]] and that he never understood why the sign made him look like a retard in the first place and he hasn't grown, matured, or learned anything since he stopped using it.

tl;dr the sign didn't make Chris look like a retard, Chris did.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Attraction Location]]
* [[Red String of Fate]]

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Chris and sex

2010-06-29T23:56:20Z

DrShoggoth:

{{Honest}}

{{Oversized}}

{{Split Off}}

[[Chris]] has a warped view of '''sex''' (aka "hanky panky"), mostly stemming from stunted sexual development and a sheltered upbringing. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO around age 16. He views pornographic films as "educational" and regularly purchases [[sex toys]] from AdamEve.com.

== Knowledge of sex and gender ==
<div style="clear:right; float:right;">{{showhide|title=Show me some Chris Duck|width=225px|content=[[Image:Thenightmarecontinues.jpg|thumb|Seven inches? Yeah, right.]]}}</div>
Due to the combined threat of his somewhat [[Chris and English|slippery grip on language]] and his peculiar mindset on sex, Chris is noticeably confused about sexual terminology. While he ''may'' have the best of intentions, his word choices unwittingly present him in a very bad light. He refuses to use the proper terms - either medical or slang - for sex organs, instead calling penises "[[duck]]s" and "[[pickle]]s", and vaginas and vulvae "[[china]]". In [[Sonichu 9]], he referred to women as another species. While at times it may seem as if females are from another planet, they are still classified as ''[[Homo]] sapiens'', just like manchildren.

In his world, Chris has mastered all there is to know about sex, and now regards himself as a bit of a guru. He has said that kissing a woman is "magical and delightful...sweet and melting like ice cream or chocolate", a description he stole from Sailor Moon.<ref>[[Mailbag 18#He might as well be talking about how to pilot the space shuttle|Mailbag 18]]</ref> In a set of [[Jackie e-mails Part 2|emails]] to a potential sweetheart, Chris reveals that he has never kissed a girl. He claims he learned everything from simply watching porn and hentai, and basic high school sex education. Who would think that such art forms could be this beneficial? This thinking has certainly worked wonders for Chris, who now believes that [[mass debating|masturbating]] a whole fucking lot will ultimately make him better at sex. And he has a subscription to ''[[Playboy]]''!

Among other views of gender, Chris reveals a lot of sexist tendencies. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, he has concluded that all girls are already paired up, lesbians, or distracted with shopping. He can’t seem to acknowledge the possibility that women just might not be drawn to a fat, dumpy psycho, carrying an "[[attraction sign]]" and followed by the unpleasant aroma of [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|shit]] mixed with [[AXE]]. His views on women are inadvertently supported by [[Barbara]], who tells him how handsome and special he is, and how the girls won't be able to keep their hands off him. He obviously doesn't realize that all parents think their kids are the most beautiful little snowflakes in the world, and probably still sees her as an unbiased source for compliments.

== Moral basis on sex and double standards ==
[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|69ing? Intercourse? ''Really''? In a ''children's'' comic? Because they should know all about this stuff.]]
{{quote|You have heard that it was said by them of old time, You shall not commit adultery: But I say to you, That whosoever looks on a woman to lust after her has committed adultery with her already in his heart.|Matthew 5:27-28}}

Sex as viewed through Chris's eyes is dictated by the Christian bible. Chris is very strict on keeping to the word of God when homosexuality is the topic, vehemently stating that he ''hates'' [[homos]], but not hesitating to view lesbian porn and approve of it ("I like dykes[…]"). This logic probably stems from an episode of ''[[Family Guy]]'' where one of Meg's friends states that lesbianism is a choice, while male homosexuality isn't. This comment was intended as a joke, but like most satire, it flew right over Chris's head. Another violation of his Christian morals is the fact that he plans on not losing his virginity until a [[Third date|third or fourth date]] with his true sweetheart (read: first girl who will last three dates with Chris). Well, guess that the whole “no sex till marriage thing” doesn’t matter that much now, does it?

The Christian Bible also frowns upon pornographers and sodomites, both sins of which he is guilty and holds no visible remorse. These double standards cause many trolls to despise him, seeing as he selectively chooses what to dogmatize and what is OK. In his defense, he did used to drink his own [[semen|cum]], so that the seed of his loins wouldn’t get lost à la Onan (but he probably doesn't know about that, so it's still just him being stupid). It should be noted that by doing this, he is technically eating his own [[Crystal|children]]. It is still uncertain whether he enjoys the taste of his [[semen|navy]], or whether he is too retarded to realize that Onan was punished for not doing God's will (by practicing the withdrawal method instead of impregnating his sister-in-law.) Whatever the reason, it's hilarious.

Despite people pointing out these contradictions, even quoting passages of the Bible, he will deny it. This is partially because he goes to a very liberal church, and any question about premarital sex is interpreted quite liberally by [[Rocky]]. When Chris asks Rocky about passages quoted to him by the trolls, she only fuels his cafeteria Christianity by saying things like sex before marriage is okay as long as the couple is in love, which is wrong by Christian doctrine. Chris picks and chooses what parts of Christian doctrine suit his own prejudices, and disregards the ones that would interfere with his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]].

Chris seems to consider a woman sexual partner as a rubber stamp over his (alleged) sexual orientation. Flying in the face of any moral system he ever held, he announced his desire to upload on internet [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#The Introduction Image Space is NOT Ad Space (CCS)|the video of his first full sexual intercourse]]. When interrogated over the desire of his partner's legitimate desire of intimacy, he merely added that he would simply [[Mailbag 31#In which Chris crosses yet another line|hide cameras, record the event without her consent and blur her face before making the video public]]. This proves that for Chris, a woman is just a living, sentient sex-toy, existing only to validate him as a heterosexual.

==Chris in the act==
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|Christian professing his love for "[[Julie]]".]]
Leaked tapes of Chris's audio sex with [[Julie]], and the infamous [[sex tape]] with [[Kimmi]] shed light on Chris as he acts out on his fantasies. In particular, the sex tape shows how Chris assumes ''female'' positions, notably riding on top of Kimmi in a scene straight out of a porno. Since Chris's entirety of knowledge about sexual relationships stems from ignoring the men in pornography (due to fear of becoming a homo), Chris assumes that it's perfectly normal for a man to moan loudly while calling out his partner's name.

Chris's view of cunnilingus involves slobbering all over a woman's vagina in the same way a dog would slobber over his master. Despite all his knowledge of porn, he fails to see how cunnilingus is more than just slobbering, but proper tongue action to stimulate the clitoris (if he even knows what ''that'' is).

He takes an extremely long time to orgasm in these leaked media, suggesting that he may have some issues with delayed orgasm. This can either be physiological (possibly from his bent duck, fat ass, lack of endurance) or psychological (possibly performance anxiety, high expectations, subconscious guilt about sex) in nature. Some argue that based on such leaked media, Chris may not actually enjoy sex as a manifestation for expressing love or even for physical sensations, but in a more childlike way of getting some psychological satisfaction from doing something "naughty" and "adult." He only wants to have sex so that he won't be a [[virgin with rage]] anymore, and can be regarded as "normal."

==Staying straight==
''See [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|Fear of being a homo]]''

==Is Chris asexual?==
There is a possibility that Chris is asexual, and only emphasizes his being STRAIGHT due to the overwhelming portrayal in the media of men being sexually active and heterosexual. This could also explain some of his twisted views regarding sex and romance. He genuinely could not understand the appeal of most sexual activity, and just "goes through the motions." This would also explain why it appears as if he's uncontrollably horny all the time, as being fixated on sex with females means he's a straight adult. He also seems to have the perception that sex is a rite of passage, and that you cannot be regarded as an adult until you lose your virginity.

* He has the idea he must "maintain" his straightness, much like how he must regularly change the oil in the [[Son-Chu|Sonichu-mobile]]. While it could be that he is gay deep down inside, it can also be argued that he has no major sexual compulsions of any kind, and is just trying to induce them through [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|external sources]]. Why else would he have to try so hard?

* According to himself, Chris only masturbates twice a week, and states that it's only to keep his "[[Mass debating#Frequency|hormones under control]]," while most men masturbate daily, sometimes more.

* Chris did not discover masturbation until the age of 16, while most men figure it out once they hit puberty (around 11). Which would mean that either he had no libido or sexual interest in girls... or he's too stupid to figure out how to diddle himself. 16 was also the age where he pretty much discovered sex, not through physical sensation, but through an external source, in this case HBO's softcore films.

* Chris's interest in finding a [[sweetheart]] appears to have been spurred on by a desire for companionship, as opposed to a desire for a sexual relationship. This is supported by his constant emphasis on being "lonely," as well as requiring his heartsweet to be "caring and compassionate" (which is both ironic and stupid, as he wouldn't be able to reciprocate any companionship received, and who would want to be in a relationship with someone who ''isn't'' "caring and compassionate"?).

* Going with the above, in the ''[[Story of My Love Quest Days]]'', Christian states that he does not want a girlfriend for "hanky panky" but instead: "I need a Girlfriend, ''Solely'' for LOVE and TRUST!" [Emphasis added] Then again, this could just be his attempt at looking gentlemanly, and totally ''not'' perverted and sexist.

* While his creepy attempts at touching/kissing [[Megan]] and [[Emily|other]] [[Kacey|girls]] would indicate some form of sexuality, it could be part of his limited perception of what it means to be a sexually active adult, or just pure and simple attempts at being straight under the rationale that if he does this to a woman, this makes him not a homo. He's not trying to molest girls and chase them around with a sign out of sexual desire, but rather out of a desire to be seen as either "straight" and/or "adult".

However, some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, autistic and hugbox inventor [[Wikipedia:Temple Grandin|Temple Grandin]] chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). It's possible that Chris genuinely does not understand why two people would want to get together and have sexual intercourse, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is a rite of passage to becoming a [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|big boy]]. He hasn't grasped (and probably never will) that adulthood also involves such things as moving out, getting a job, and not sitting in one's room waiting for [[Monthly tugboat|Mommy Government]] to hand one everything.

When asked about it in the [[Mailbag 26#Chris and asexuality|mailbag]], Chris clarifies that he "[gets] an ERECTION when [he sees] WOMEN STRIPPING, or are already NAKED." The letter in question didn't actually ask whether or not Chris himself is asexual, but rather his opinion on asexual people.

Recently, Chris has taken to using the word asexual as an insult. In his cwcipedia page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he refers to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when Jackie implied that he liked video games more than women, ranting that she should[[Jackie e-mails Part 3| not label him as asexual]] (and misses her point completely). It is now possible that Chris finds asexual people as worse as homosexuals, judging by both remarks (not to mention he aforementioned disdain from the mailbag responses).

==Pedophilia==
{{main|Pedofork}}

==Bestiality==
{{quote|I can imagine myself doing it with a [[Patti-chan|collie]] at least. you know, like Lassie.|Chris in [[IRC (27 December 2008)]]}}

Whether or not Chris can actually be considered a furry is still debated, with people arguing that he doesn't participate in the furry community, and probably only draws furry porn because he is a creature of habit and is more used to drawing furry porn than human porn. There have been [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|some]] [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|exceptions]], but nearly all Rule 34s he has drawn depict some furry creatures having sex. Chris has also used his hedgehog fursona while cybering with [[Julie]].<ref>CWC Cums for a Cat</ref> In the [[Giant Penis Comic]], Chris and [[Ivy]] both morph into fursonas during the act of sex. He most likely doesn't know what a furry is.

Another possible theory is, since Chris seems unable to mention the basic terms describing sexual action (see "china," "duck," etc.), the use of fursonas allows him to present sexual material in a cartoony, rather than realistic, fashion. This is possibly necessary for him given his childish understanding of the world and incapability to use big boy words to refer to adult matters.

In his [[Chris-chan Discusses...‎|interview with ScrewAttackEurope]], Chris says he's against bestiality, then hoists himself with his own petard by claiming that Sonichu & co. are not "half-humans" but "all-animals" with human form. Technically, this isn't bestiality. They're animals having sex with each other, not humans having sex with animals. Chris, however, is a man, or more properly a man-child, masturbating while drawing pictures of animals having sex with each other. That ain't normal.

Chris has also suggested that Brian from ''[[Family Guy]]'' be paired up with "any sexy breed" of dog.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Family_Guy#Story_of_the_CWC_Episode_for_.22Family_Guy.22 Family Guy Article on the CWCipedia]</ref>

==Prostitution==
{{quote|"In my sarch[sic] on Craigslist, the ONLY women who left a phone number on their Ad were under "Adult Services", which they would have wanted money. I tried calling one, learned she wanted a hundred, then in the middle of telling my story about Jack and my PSN account recovery with a Sex video, she hung up on me. :("|Chris, wasting a prostitute's time{{cite}}}}

While being blackmailed by [[Jack Thaddeus]], Chris attempted to solicit the services of a Craigslist prostitute to fuck on camera so he could recover his hacked PlayStation Network accounts. After describing his personal problems to the prostitute, she hung up on him. Chris was apparently trying to get free sex from the hooker with long, rambling stories about his horrible life, unaware that prostitutes, by definition, only have sex with men for money.

Previously, [[Brian Bash]] had sent a trio of prostitutes to [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]] so he would no longer be a Virgin with Rage. [[Hooker incident|Hilarity ensued]]. Recently Chris [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|has attempted]] to get [[the Wallflower]] to have sex with him because a prostitute would cost too much.

==Incest==
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[[Crystal Weston Chandler|Crystal]] has been used in his comics to represent incestuous fantasies Chris has had before. Although this flies miles above his head, he [[Fail|fails to notice the incestuous implications of Sonichu & Rosechu's relationship, as Chris credits himself as their father]].

==Rape==
{{main|Chris and rape}}

==See also==
*[[Homos]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[Semen]]
*[[Mass debating]]
*[[Duck]]
*[[Chris and his ego]]
*[[Chris Sex Logs]]

==Sauce==
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{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

User talk:Clydec

2010-06-27T21:45:51Z

DrShoggoth:

Previously on User Talk: 
[[User: Clydec/Archive 1]]

== Do you own a Hex-Box or life upgrade? ==

If so, see also: {{tl|Hex-Box}} and/or {{tl|PS3}} --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:47, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
*no [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 19 June 2010 (UTC)

== Just Curious about art==
Do you know how to draw or do anything artistic? (not AUTSITIC, Artistic) [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

== Yo ==
Hey Clyde? Can you ban 16BitAlex? He's being a whiney bitch and an attention whore now and he's just stirring up trouble. I present my evidence against him; [[User:16BitAlex|His user page]], and [[User talk:Delabonte#Messages to Alex|Delabonte's talk page,]]. I know you probably won't, but it's worth a shot. Can you get rid of him? Please? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:44, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Hold on. Fucker's blanked the page. Go [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=User:16BitAlex&oldid=99367 here]. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:47, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== Ban me ==
Someone keeps getting into my account...by that someone I mean my siblings....please just ban me.. [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

*Are you not able to change a password? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 11:56, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Well...The thing is..IDK who really is getting into it...I think it might be my siblings...or it might be my parents monitoring shit. But still...just ban me...I dont care... [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

*You, sir, are an idiot. A rolled gold [[User:16BitAlex]] sized idiot. What is it with you Asperpedia morons? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 12:16, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

......Thats it.....thats fucking it......Just ban me...[[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

no [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 18:34, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

If you want a suggestion: type out some random giberish and change your password to that. Then when you next log out you can't ever get back in because you don't know the password anymore. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:55, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Fucking passwords! How do they work!?!?! [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 19:42, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
*Fucking memes, how do they work? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:26, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:59, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Goodbye.
:Fucking finally, you've dragged this on for half a day now. Fucking attention whore trying to whore attention. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 21:25, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

you know, it really takes one to know one.

The lucky ones are gonna be the first to go! [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 21:45, 27 June 2010 (UTC)