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User:DronePod

2011-09-10T14:07:51Z

DronePod:

A Tall, semi-sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.

'''A Note on IRC'''
<s>my XChat has expired, too lazy to install anything else or reinstall Xchat right now.</s> Got a new IRC Client, but now go as "Mister_Argent" on #Sonichu.
Not on most of the time, though.

User:DronePod

2011-09-10T14:07:05Z

DronePod:

Trollin Train

2011-02-01T22:10:23Z

DronePod: Spelling correction.

[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/ '''Trollin Train'''] was a faux troll forum which Chris frequented under the trollsona "[[JenkinsJinkies]]". He eventually gave up on posting, afraid that when cops "busted" the forum they would mistake him for a troll. Trollin Train is an excellent example of both Chris's [[Naive|naïveté]] and his [[ego]]. His JenkinsJinkies trollsona was instantly recognized by the trolls due to his narrow grasp of [[Chris and English|the English language]], and taken advantage of from the start. Furthermore, his arrogance led him to believe that all of the trolls had immediately fallen for his ruse and that a fourteen-year-old sodomist who had moved in ''directly'' across the street from Chris would fit in perfectly with the secret trolling circle (because in [[Chris and Reality|Chris's mind]], all trolls are really angsty gay children and not regular people with jobs and girlfriends who troll Chris in their spare time for fun). Needless to say, the JenkinsJinkies [[Manboobs|teat]] was milked for all it was worth and Chris went along without ever realizing it.

==Chris's Posts==
===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=579&highlight=#579 Hey, Everyone! J.J. has arrived. (Thu 29 July 2010 12:19 AM)]===
A new thread in which Chris introduces himself:
{{quoteboxred|First, let me say I am most humbled to be welcomed among my fellow Troll Kind. [[File:Smiley smug.gif]]

Well, let me tell a bit more about myself for starters. My real name is Junior Jenkins (Scooby-Doo was the inspiration behind the "Jinkies"). LOL. I had a birthday recently on the 16th of July, so now I'm 15. I couldn't celebrate it with my friends like I would have wanted to, because I was hitchhiking my way to Ruckersville from Boston. I'm crashing at a house where I have some relatives there (They're the fucking Black Sheep of the family, and they're not close within the same house. It is cool, because they won't rat me out to my parents and siblings. Like I need another damn minute with those assholes who overlook me). And a better part, their house is across the street from Chrissy's house. Sadly, though, the blinds to his bedroom are always closed, but I still get some sights of him and the family out of their house.

I've arrived at my new home a few days ago on the 20th. I'll be spending my Sophmore year and so on in Greene County's High School. I promised I'd write to my gal back in Boston, but what happens here she doesn't have to know. [[File:Emot-dong.gif]] I'll have to make some new friends come September, but I'll be cool; I'm a stud!

I'll also miss my favorite duo of dudes, Jerry and Dino. They taught me the ropes of high school life; they both were 16. I looked up to them (like I would have for my older sister if she wasn't such a fuckin' cunt). They were a gay couple, and they respected me as a friend only. I made it my Final Realization I was not gay with the help of Jerry and my girlfriend, Lisa. Sweet little whore took me in with gratitude on my 14th birthday. She had a few exes from Middle School, and her mom was a Bondage Queen.

Before then, I had a gay experience in Summer Camp when I was 7. My bunkmates were experimenting, and made me their mo-fo unwilling guinea pig. I was blindfolded during the whole thing, feeling an 8-year old's dick up my ass. I was not thrilled from the ordeal. But last January, I became curious from the recalling of the feeling, so I asked Jerry to show me a night. At first it was neutral, then he made out with me; his breath was minty with a hint of garlic from something he ate; it was cool with me. Then he told me to suck his dick, and I did; the taste and sight did not thrill me. And he sucked mine. He got a rise out of me, but then I started to feel uneasy. It was minor at first, and I promised myself I'd see this through. Finally, he was in me doggy style. As he humped me, I was feeling it both in my penis, and in my gut; worsening as he went on. And eventually, I embarrassed myself grossly. I came AND fucking threw up simultaneously. Jerry had not come yet himself, and out of respect, he withdrew himself and asked me if I was okay. He cleaned me, and my mess on his floor up. I felt soo damn ashamed, but Jerry was kind and understanding to me. And it was then I confirmed it for myself that I was not gay, and Jerry and Dino agreed with me. So with that, I was able to move forward feeling more confident in my orientation. [[File:Emot-spergin.png]]

Anyway, after moving here, I have studied the times of exits and entries from the Chandler Chateau, looking for a pattern. There was definitely one with Robert, morning for breakfast at B.K. and afternoon outings to I.D.K. where. Barbara appears to come out mostly either in the afternoon or night; sometimes in the mornings. And Chris has no set pattern as far as I can tell yet.

But I'll post new stuff as I learn them, some with (hopefully embarrassing) photographs of Chris as I learn and take.

Smell ya later,
Junior Jenkins "Jinkies".}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=953&highlight=#953 Hey, guys. (Sun 22 Aug 2010 11:02 PM)]===
Another new thread. Parts of this message were very clearly dictated to Chris by Bob. In it, Chris makes the absurd assumption that the trolls are animal abusers, and was snapped at by the trolls in response.
{{quoteboxred|I've been keeping watch over Christian's house for any consistent patterns or LULZy details. I had seen none, even when I went over there while no one was at home. Although, I did mess up the cats a bit by stepping on their paws; the scratches and bites were worth it. All of the doors were locked (big surprise). Their garden was a big jungle (only half my height, though; about 2 feet high max). I found no incriminating evidence in their garbage.

But recently, I made a call to their house and pretended to be a fan of Sonichu. Bob was bored I guess, and he talked to me. After mentioning the Trolls, Bob said to me, "Sissies that hide behind screen names and the internet are the biggest bunch of cowards and the scum of the earth. They are afraid to come out one-on-one, face-to-face. They would hide behind their mothers' skirts." Then he directed to one of our own he found out somehow, "Females are the worst; such as Miranda "Enjoy The Big Pickle" Cosgrove." That surprised me greatly, but in defensefor you, Miranda, Bob would be of no match against you.

Then Bobby said, "Meet me in person at Burger King in Ruckersville Any Day between 9:30 & 10:30 AM, and I will talk to you and your friends and answer your questions. Christian and I are not afraid and have nothing to hide. We are simple and above bored." We chatted some more and then he hung up.

I'd say let's troll Bobby further to get to Chrissy. I went there this morning; he was civil and gave me some info on Chris, such as that he has a complete collection of the United State Quarters on a Map (What a dumb way to save money). He also calls Chris a good boy (I agree with him; he ain't grown up). And, ooh, this is a good one; Chris tried to roller skate, and fell multiple times, even though he did a lot better on Ice Skates at the Ice Park (a class he took at PVCCitizens).

I'm sure the more of us that go to Bobby and talk to him, the more information we can get out of him about Chrissy for our schemes.

I'll continue to keep watch and let y'all know when something new and lulzy comes up.

Junior Jenkins.}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1011&highlight=#1011 Damn! (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:42 AM)]===
In response to a thread announcing that Chris had discovered Trollin Train:
{{quoteboxred|Chris found this Forum?!!! I agree with you, Miranda, what if Chris doesn't download our virus at all; he's reading our plans, he may just boycott downloading ANYTHING new from ModNation or LittleFuckPlanet. And even IF Sony doesn't read what he wrote, they are aware of our shit as well. I tell ya, he ain't hiding, he's snitchin' on us for the fuckin' "good" of every lazy fuck on the PSN. Anti-Viruses can be put into any next Update now.

Plus, Chris may come out of hiding and make a video to put the close on our fuckin' repeated death rumor. And I have noticed something else, with my Laptop, I managed to use a bit of his Wi-Fi (it goes all around his yard). It Disappears Nightly, and sometimes Daily. He's Unplugging his Internet, keeping us out.

[[File:Emot-frogsiren.gif]]

I have to hand it to him, he makes it Frustrating to Troll Him. It's like we have to PAY AirFare or HitchHike Dangerously and do it Old-Fashioned with Accordian Cameras and shit like that.}}

The "virus" he mentions was in reference to a thread in which trolls claimed to be putting viruses into ''LBP'' and ''ModNation'' DLC that Chris would be likely to download.

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1012&highlight=#1012 That plan is NO GOOD (Wed 25 Aug 2010 5:48 AM)]===
In response to a thread about digging up Patti:
{{quoteboxred|I personally took a closer look at Patti's grave; it is Harder to break in than fort fuckin' knox. the body is buried deep underground with Cement Blocks covering the site, and her HEAVY Dog House is on top of those Cement Blocks. I wouldn't be surprised if they Cemented her grave as well. Also, the site is Heavily Surrounded by Trees and Heavy Branches; it's like Deepest in the Mine Shaft with Cave-Ins happening all the time.}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1062&highlight=#1062 Nah, dude (Thu 26 Aug 2010 4:55 AM)]===
In response to a thread about getting [[The Bear]] to call Chris "Mr. Poopy Head" so that Chris would have to rename himself to "Mr. Poopy
Head Weston Chandler". The post was likely made in the wrong thread, as it appears to be a response to [http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=83 Christian Weston Chandler: 1982 - 2010]
{{quoteboxred|Do you really think he's that retarded? To perform a Repeated Act is fucktarded. Like we ALL know he is alive; I am watching him, his family and his house daily; it is POINTLESS and Redickulous to remake the Rumor of his death. We should Not Repeat performances, because he will be Expecting them and Knowing very well to ignore the Trite Fucktardedness.}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1186&highlight=#1186 Dudes, you are not gonna believe this. (Sun 29 Aug 2010 1:22 PM)]===
Another new thread:
{{quoteboxred|Even I could not believe it, but I was an Eye-Witness to Chris Smashing his own PSTriple. I had just gotten home from an outing with my family, when at about 4:00 on the afternoon of this Saturday the 28th, I saw Chris walk outside of his house with his Camera in one hand, a pair of workers gloves in his back pocket, and his PS3 in the other hand. I was curious, so I followed him to his backyard, where I watched from behind the gazebo. Thank God I was not seen by him. Yet Fuck Me for forgetting MY Camera.

Anyway, he had taken a busted Air Conditioner from his Junk Pile, placed his console onto it, placed the tripod to one side and detached the camera from it to get a close up of his fat face. I don't remember his shitty speech fully, but it was some stuff of finding peace within himself and was about to destroy the "vessel?" which held his "lonely, anguished self" from the past three years. Then he reattached the camera to the tripod, relocated it for a closer view, walked in front of it, put on the gloves, picked up the nearby brick and started WAILING on it. I was just all Shocked, I could barely move and believe my eyes. He was smashing the thing like asteroids at fucking Armageddon. He looked like he was not going to stop. But after a minute, he put down the brick, took off his gloves and turned the camera off. Also, he had removed the Removable cover with his decals on it; said he was keeping it as a momento or something. And he walked back to the house, carrying his camera and the pieces of his own Smashed PSTriple.

I would have posted sooner, but I was paralyzed with shock for hours; it was Horrifying to me. And later at about near 10:45 that night, I watched from the window of my room as he laid the smashed PS3 on his gravel driveway, and recorded Driving Over it with both of his Left Tires, about 4 or 5 times! My Shock continued more.

I finally recovered about a couple of hours ago, ate a Hungry Man Dinner; I could not eat at all since the first smashing. Then I remembered that I should really be posting this, so here I am.

OMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMGMG...}}

===[http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?p=1068&highlight=#1068 Hey, the Equipment and the Digging (Thu 26 Aug 2010 5:12 AM)]===
In response to the same thread about digging up Patti:
{{quoteboxred|It's all no good; the neighborhood is Very Often Quiet. The noise will be heard by someone, if not the Damndler family; someone would call the Police on us for sure. Besides which, I was Haunted by the spirit of the dog AND the child Monday Night.

I went over to Chris's house with a flashlight that Night. I'm trekking through the daylilly garden aisles, searching for more bad I can do about the house. When suddenly, I hears a voice, "Hello". I look around and see nobody. I am Terrified. Then suddenly, I am fucking paralyzed; my ankles and wrists are pulled to my left and right, feeling like there were other people's hands holding them down on a floor, and I feel a pair of hands on my Neck too;
strangling me, yet I can still breathe. Then the voice comes back, "Hello, Mr. Troll." It is the voice of a child, about 8 years old. I struggle to look around, yet I see nobody. I'm fuckin' shittin' my pants here. The voice continues, "Do not be afraid of me, like the teachers of the Elementary School were; they did not understand me and my mind. I want you to understand my mind..." Right after, I see a lot of strange images going through my mind. Including the images of an abusive babysitter called "Roache" locking me alone in a static room; a therapy session at James Madison University; the teachers, guidance counsoler and principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School holding me down and taping my screams and more. I tried to scream, but Nothing came out; it was a Scream of Silence; I could not even utter a WORD in Normal Voice; Only Silence.

Next thing I knows, I am knocked back onto the cement block trail of the garden aisle, by the weight of a big dog, yet there was no dog. Wrists, Ankles and Neck still being hand-held, the child ghost leaves my mind, and then I hear a deep womanly voice, Growling at me as I smelled the stench of a dog's breath surrounding my nostrils. The voice says, "Do not mess with my master, my family or me, you infidel!" Next, I feel the sting of the dog biting into both of my ankles, one after the other. At that moment, I struggle back, leaving behind the lit flashlight I dropped earlier when my arms were
being stretched out. And I limp as fast as I can back to my house, closing and locking the door behind me, gasping for breath and dripping with sweat. I limp to the bathroom with the shower and look in the mirror; what a gross mess I looked like. And I see a Big, Red Rash on the right side of my neck, and rashes on both of my wrists, from the hands that held them in place. And my pant legs were ripped, and he saw on both of my ankles rashes, and Teeth Marks of a Dog. I tried to scream again, but it was another silent scream. And I was unable to speak at all for Four Hours.

I have encountered the Spirits of Young Christopher Weston Chandler and Patti, protecting the Chandler Household. I warn you all right here and now, Stay Away from his house, and Patti's Grave. It is NOT worth it to have to suffer the Nightmare that can render you as damned silent as the Autistic child. And Patti is definitely not friendly to our dark kind.

I tell you only the truth, my friends.}}

{{The Internet}}

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User:DronePod

2011-02-01T21:17:09Z

DronePod:

A Tall, semi-sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.

'''A Note on IRC'''
my XChat has expired, too lazy to install anything else or reinstall Xchat right now.

Pokéwalker of Fail

2010-11-04T22:17:26Z

DronePod: Spelling correction -- Device, not devoce

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[File:PokewalkerIRL.jpg|thumb|right|A Pokéwalker in real life.]]
[[File:Walker.jpg|left|thumb|All the 28-year-olds are doing it!]]
[[File:Pokewalkerblownup.jpg|left|thumb|Why would he wear them if he isn't walking?]]
[[File:PokewalkerSonichu.jpg|thumb|right|Artist's hypothetical depiction of the Pokéwalker of Fail.]]

The '''Pokéwalker of Fail''' is one of Chris's most recently-appearing relics.

A Pokéwalker is best described as a hybrid of a pedometer (unfortunately, not a [[pedofork|pedo]]-meter) and a [[Wikipedia:Tamagotchi|Tamagotchi]] that's Poké Ball-shaped and was originally bundled with the ''[[Pokémon]] HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver'' versions. Chris is using it not because he's interested in his [[Chris and health|health]] and wishes to monitor his exercise, but because you can place a Pokémon in the device and gain experience points for it, find items, or catch more Pokémon by walking. While the item is meant to encourage exercise among nerds, Chris sports not one but ''three'' in an attempt to triple his gains with 1/3rd of the effort. In an ironic way, this makes Chris even more lazy.

Chris, being the [[autistic|artistic]] fellow that he is, repainted his with Sonichu's colors in imitation of a Sonichu ball.

It made its début on [[6 June 2010]] and later appears with him in public during the events of the [[Fridays After Five]] Concert that Chris attended on 18 June. Another picture of Chris on 9 July shows that he owns at least two regularly-colored Pokéwalkers. Normally one Pokéwalker is included with ''HeartGold'' and ''SoulSilver,'' so either he bought an extra walker off the website or bought an extra copy of either HG or SS. Your tax dollars at work!
{{Stub}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

User:DronePod

2010-10-28T00:39:24Z

DronePod:

A Tall, semi-sturdy creature fond of drink and industry.

User talk:AlfredNTheFettuc

2010-10-05T04:17:37Z

DronePod:

{{welcome|Trombonista}}

== Teraz Polska ==

W b. Jugoslawii czesto nie uzywaja samoglosek. Satyryczny artykul w The Onion na ten temat: http://www.ijmc.com/archives/1996/January/02January1996.html --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 11:24, 3 September 2010 (PDT)
: Ta ale zwykle tymi spółgłoskami są r czy l. A polski jest jedynym językiem słowianskim z literą "w". --[[User:AlfredNTheFettuc|AlfredNTheFettuc]] 12:35, 3 September 2010 (PDT)

== Action 52? ==

Would your name happen to be a Action 52 reference? [[User:DronePod|"Order now, and i'll throw in a second beating -- Absolutely free!"]] 21:17, 4 October 2010 (PDT)

User:DronePod

2010-08-17T18:03:02Z

DronePod:

Operators are standing by.

I'm a lurker, i mainly fart around on #sonichu and will correct spelling errors if and when i see them

File talk:Bmanajerk-oblivion.PNG

2010-08-16T17:03:04Z

DronePod: /* Excellent. */ new section

sadly, i couldn't get wings to display. not that i had any appropriate wings anyway. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 14:56, 2 May 2009 (CEST)
:Would have been better if he was holding a Dwemer battleaxe[http://www.waiting4oblivion.com/images/screenshots/obx22B.jpg], but it's still pretty awesome. [[User:Fat Nigger|Fat Nigger]] 11:39, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

== Excellent. ==

This is probably my favorite image on the Cwcki, Oblivion is one of my favorite games.
[[User:DronePod|"Order now, and i'll throw in a second beating -- Absolutely free!"]] 10:03, 16 August 2010 (PDT)

User:DronePod

2010-07-13T06:22:39Z

DronePod: Personal thoughts on the Cwcki's subject.

Mobile Manchild Tracking Drone #32 online, live feed from drone transmitting to location within Dupage County, Illinois.

I'm a lurker, i mainly fart around on #sonichu and will correct spelling errors if and when i see them.

== Thoughts on Chris ==
Chris is, in a way, cancer personified. he mooches off people, whether he knows them or not, and does nothing in return. He also harms those he mooches off of, be it mentally or physically. Chris is a person who is loaded with traits similar to a cancer which is about to kill it's host (Barb and Internet Lumberjack), much as a cancer denies it's host vital nutrients and eventually destroys it's host altogether. Chris can be temporarily removed, but will grow back within time and the only way to cure it's host is through Chemotherapy, which is in this case trolling. Of course, trolling doesn't involve bombarding things with radiation.

User:DronePod

2010-06-09T14:58:46Z

DronePod:

Mobile Manchild Tracking Drone #32 online, live feed from drone transmitting to location within Dupage County, Illinois.

I'm a lurker, i mainly fart around on #sonichu and will correct spelling errors if and when i see them.

'''FUN FACT''': I fail at avoiding schmuck bait. Oh yeah, i'm a troper.

'''ANOTHER FUN FACT''': I suck ass at scrabble.

User talk:DronePod

2010-06-03T00:23:53Z

DronePod:

{{rainbow|OH GOD HOW DID THIS GET HERE}}
Welcome to my talk page! Leave a comment...or don't. i really can't stop you.

----

I live in Illinois too! I alternate between Lake County and Champaign County. Anyway, welcome to the CWCki!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 01:31, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

Merge Us and you will be cured of your neurotoxin --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 18:59, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:100 2188

2010-05-29T22:52:39Z

DronePod: /* Slaves to our own thing? */ new section

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Actually it's "Transcribing DIS BITCH, I guess..." Easy mistake to make.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The keys are like, right next to each other. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 11:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I like "Chris tries to leave the internet....again" [[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 12:02, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:When it doesn't have a name, you're supposed to title it as the date it was posted. This video should be called "27 May 2010". What is so hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:32, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::I'll go ahead and do that, if that's okay? --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:24, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Oh God how do I rename a page --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]] 10:26, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::You need to be a mod.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:57, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:::: Nyoro~n... --[[User:Pedonymous|Pedonymous]]
::::: Virgin rage against the machine? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:32, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==I lol'd==

This confirms it for me--Rocky has been drilling the "THE INTERNET IS BAD" dogma into him in the hopes that he'll come to agree with it. But hey, this means Chris has indirectly announced the end of Sonichu(yes we all know that's not true but he doesn't lol).--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

*Perhaps to this marks the end of his young adult social group... ever since his May 8th rant about being alone, he's made a big deal about going out and socializing. This is probably a direct result of him being shunned by the group and thus actively looking for new people to put up with him. While the church was not able to kick him out, it seems they've cut him off socially from anything that their doing. I only hope that this new "friend quest" leads to further banning's and tard raging's... on another note, he finally admits to being a man-child. I'm curious as to what made him realize this --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:56, 27 May 2010 (EST)
::I can't wait to see what this "friend quest" will have in store. Perhaps he will go to a bar, try to hit on a girl, the girl will tell him she has a boyfriend, Chris will still try to hit on her, and her big, muscular boyfriend will show up and kick his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:42, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::The line "I am active within my community looking for n- looking for new ''friends'' to talk" is the proof that the YASG dropped his Autistic-Manchild ass. Nevertheless, I don't thin we will see a "Friend Quest". His quest will resume to him inviting trolls to met him in real life as he did in this video. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Possibly, but like all humans, Chris will need some kind of social interaction... It's very hard for someone to go without it, even Chris. When he realizes their are no possibilities of making friends locally, he will come begging back to the internet for attention. It's the same exact principle as his sweetheart search: when he realizes there's no chance of finding a girlfriend in Virgina, he resumes his ill-fated sweetheart search online with twice the intensity as before in a desperate attempt to not be lonely. Hell, we might be the only thing that gives his life purpose at this point... --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 09:26, 28 May 2010 (EST)
If this happens I hope there will be security footage. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
:: "he finally admits to being a man-child"
:: he's used others more or less euphemistical terms in many of his profiles, like "young at heart". i wonder if we could gather enough to make a new cwc-ism--[[User:Rosechupenis|Rosechupenis]] 02:36, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

==Hat==

It hides his baldness. Mention? --[[User:thelieisacake|thelieisacake]] 06:41, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*HEY FAGGOTS! SHOULD WE MENTION HOW THE HAT IS HIDING HIS LACK OF HAIR? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 20:46, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**HEY FAGGOT! WHY NOT ACTUALLY READ THE ARTICLE AND SEE THAT I ADDED A LINE ABOUT THE HAT EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON? SHIT THIS ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE HARD FUCK --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 01:39, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO READ THAT TINY-ASS FONT I MEAN HOLY SHIT ITS LIKE YOU DIDN'T ADD ANYTHING AT ALL BITCH [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:41, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
****I love you guys so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:04, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Two Things ==

*Two things popped up in my head:

1-How many times does Chris say he's straight?

2-Is the "Trucker" look still remind anyone of the Blue Oyster Bar patrons from the first four Police Academy flicks? --[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 07:21, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

==a challenge?==

As my first troll move, I'm thinking of challenging him to see who has more of a life by having him and I record videos of us and our friends. Good idea? --[[User:AdiosToreador|AdiosToreador]] 12:01, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
:Survey says "Chris almost certainly won't give a shit because you're not trying to steal his identity/'girlfriend.'" [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 12:34, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
::Most definitely. Chris has a narrow attention span when it comes to trolling. It may seem like it's getting old, but unless it's about his copyright or getting China, you're not going to get anywhere. --[[User:Shearod|Shearod]] 14:14, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
: It could be worth a try, and I'm sure it would be loads of fun if - and this is a big if - you could get his attention. Which you probably couldn't, as my esteemed colleagues have just observed. -- [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:55, 27 May 2010 (CEST)

==never meant to be famous?==
Does Chris really think anyone will buy this stupid "I never wanted to be famous" BS? considering he signs his name on everything, he sticks sonichu into every orifice, he act surprised that someone doesn't know him, he can't leave the public's eye for a week. He want to be famous, he just doesn't want the bad strings attached. Chris will have to learn that it's all or nothing, he either is popular with fans and trolls, or he has NOTHING. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 21:37, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
*... You do realise that there never have been any fans, right? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:33, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
**Chris doesn't know that, and that's the reason he's saying this. He understands that fans=trolls on some level, only instead of realizing that Sonichu has zero non-troll fans, he thinks that the "trolls" are just impatient fans who have assumed that since Chris writes about his suffering, they have to make Chris suffer in order to get more Sonichu comics.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**of course I know he has no actual fans, Chris himself doesn't know that. Also I don't think Chris thinks that all trolls are ex-fans, some trolls are evil 4cent garbage folks that troll for lulz. I think he's playing this "I didn't want to be famous" thing so maybe the trolls will let up, and stop stressing him. "Please don't insult me, I'm just a humble artist" [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 03:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Thinking over this, I doubt the "I didn't want to be famous" thing is Chris's own idea, this sounds like something Rocky planted into his little brain. But of course, Chris being Chris probably took advice like "if you aren't famous, you wont get trolls" and instead of playing it straight and admitting it's time for him to change his egocentric personality, and actually admitting responsibility. He does the "I never wanted to be famous" because he wants sympathy, avoid responsibility (it's not my fault everyone knows about sonichu and me despite the fact that I PUT BOTH THINGS EVERYWHERE I GO LIKE SOME VIRUS SPREADING EVERYWHERE), and wants to look humble; how ironic. Also this is the last I'll touch upon this, cuz this ain't a forum [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 18:13, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

== Taking Bets Now! ==

How long do you think it'll be until Chris returns to the internet, doing what he does best: entertain us trolls? Because let's face it, it's going to happen. --SpaceScreaminJohn 23:49, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
* Probably not even a day. Remember that one time a month or two ago, when he swore he was getting off the Internet? He came back less than 24 hours later, with a rant about the Cleveland Show. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' 00:10, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** A week at most.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 00:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I say before monday.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
** I am less optimistic than you all, I will give it two months. The speech he gave us got all the hallmarks of Rocky. In his 'Tard-logic, Chris sees these speeches as a magical incantation that might convince Trolls to stay away from their computers. Sadly (for him) it doesn't works. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:21, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
*He's already on his PSN, which is technically considered on the internet since it interconnects many computers. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 00:49, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**Are you serious, BreadGod? See, this is what I talk about in my commentary video. Anytime he's not on the internet, he's playing video games! --SpaceScreaminJohn 01:17, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
**I say a week, if his current pattern keeps up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:42, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
***According to his Youtube account his last login was three 5:11 PM EST May 27th. With this I think its safe to say he'll be back in no time. [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]
***I'm giving him until Sunday. When he changes his mind, though, hilarity will ensue since he relinquished CWCipedia to Mao and looking at it now...yeah. I'm betting on another video and more rage soon when he comes back. --[[User:IWasAPerson|FastEV]] 04:13, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:::*We really haven't seen that much of him this month anyways. A tiny CWCipedia update here, a gamefaqs post there, the occasional login to OKCupid is all we're really getting. There's no doubt in my mind that he's already Playing PS3 and wasting money on PSN, but there's no real motivation for him to make youtube videos or upload comics right now. He'll be back of course, but I figure we won't have anything substantial from him for at least two weeks or so.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:58, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== chris lethargic? ==

after seeing this video i started noticing something, chris is getting and talking slower than usual, or was i the only one who noticed this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:26, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:it is summer, after all. perhaps he, like most bigger mammals, is going into a hibernation mode? --[[User:Jellystapler|Jellystapler]] 01:34, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:: Mammals hibernate in winter. Lrn2biology. [[User:Menth|Menth]] 02:19, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:A full decade of doing absolutely nothing but play video games, eat junk food and masterbate while barely talking to a real person have made Chris retard himself even more. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:38, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Umm... ==

"We're best socializing in real life, talking on the telephone!" ... wait wat --[[User:Spoonman|Spoonman]] 04:08, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
:[[english|this is chris we are talking about remember.]][[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 10:15, 28 May 2010 (UTC)
* I think there is a silent AND in that sentence, BUT I'm guessing he's going to be using the phone as a computer replacement, so it doesn't matter to him anyway. [[User:SenorTucan|SenorTucan]] 20:05, 28 May 2010 (UTC)

== Slaves to our own thing? ==

The irony here is so thick the bagger 288 couldn't get through it! [[User:DronePod|"Order now, and i'll throw in a second beating -- Absolutely free!"]] 22:52, 29 May 2010 (UTC)

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{{Not A Forum}}

Starting transcription [[User:Urist|Urist]] 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? [[User:LouisLash|LouisLash]] 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a [[Virgin with rage]] by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming ''two fucking counties'' for playing Kick the Autistic!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Rename==
I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Moving it here, so it can be seen.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
**That name sounds good.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
**"The Greene County Conspiracy" is great. [[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 00:42, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

What's the "100 2178" supposed to mean--is it just random gibberish for blank videos or is there some meaning to it?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:31, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, that's just the file number Chris uploaded this to.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 06:33, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Who wants to note all the aesthetic similarities to [[Song of Christian]]? We could call it Song of Christian II : Electric Boogaloo. [[User:TheBrownSonichu|TheBrownSonichu]] 07:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*/sign --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 23:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Why don't we just call it 8 May 2010? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 10:52, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*8 May 2010 is the proper thing to call this. That said, if we're gonna give it a custom title, I would suggest "Chris looks back".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:06, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I'd suggest "Chris Breaks Down". [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 22:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*How about "The Bourne Autistic" or "eternal despair of the autistic mind" or simply "Chris has 0 friends" or "Chris has 0 friends (the Greene county conspiracy uncovered)"-[[User:OfficerBagget|OfficerBagget]] 23:37, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I think it should be called 'Chris goes emo' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:47, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Yes, it's not a useful name but as we've discussed before, ideally we should be keeping Chris's original naming. I'd rather leave it, to be honest. If people have people locating this video, we'll consider renaming it then, unless someone has a more compelling argument. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

*I vote for "The Greene County Conspiracy."

*I would vote for "Chris Gets the Greene County Blues." See its funny cause green and blue are colors that go well together! Barring that, I'd say "The Greene County Conspiracy" would be a great choice title. --This post brought to you by [[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 02:44, 10 May 2010 (UTC). Thanks for reading!

*Either the current title (original video name without the useless .MOV file extension), or date. Barring that, "Live from the pits of paranoia: The Greene County Conspiracy, or how a narcissistic manchild thinks every bad thing is everyone else's fault, part the umpteenth." (I know long titles aren't in fashion, but...) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:08, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

*I for one like the current title's mysterious quality, but renaming it with words would be more useful in the long run, especially since Chris might reference this video in the future. I see a lot of people are trying to be clever, but "The Greene County Conspiracy" is the most accurate (and popular) title being discussed. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:11, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

I'd go for the cwcvillelibrary's name of dem autistic blues.
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 19:54, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
==Cry some more, Chris==
Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. [[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]] 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*"We" didn't do shit. Chris did this to himself, yet again proving that no one trolls Chris better than Chris. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 07:46 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Pertinence==
This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on [[reality]] and his [[ego]] come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Maybe we could link his newletter to here to show another way he is similar to a conspiracy theorist.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's Shirt. ==

Hey everyone. I make a crappy smalltime riffing video series for fun, and I decided to ''possibly'' riff this video. I typically brighten videos up when I riff them if they're retardedly dark, and I noticed no one had an idea of what shirt he's wearing, so I took a screencap of my best effort to brighten Chris's day.

http://imgur.com/ygTLM.jpg

It appears to be a new shirt, either a tank top or a tee with the sleeves rolled up, with what I ''believe'' to be the Hogwarts shield on it. Chances are I'm wrong on that, though.

Also, I've noticed he's lost ''alot'' of hair. That may be the reason why he's obstructing himself.

I hope it helps! --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 05:45, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
* First of all, it looks like the shirt's an orange ''Sonic Heroes'' t-shirt. The little emblem by his left manboob looks like the ''Sonic Heroes'' logo. Second of all, holy shit, where did his hair go?! I know he had more than that when he did that video gloating over removing that piece!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:48, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* That frame exaggerates the state of his hair. The camera isn't looking straight at him like it is in the beginning, and the aspect ratio hasn't been enforced. Here's another frame: http://i.imgur.com/Ic9XE.jpg --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 06:20, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Ah, crap, I forgot I changed the ratio. Sorry about that x3

Yes, this one is much better. I can tell there is a character in that emblem on his shirt, but I'm not sure who it is... It looks like either Dee Dee from Dexter's Lab or XJ9 from My Life As A Teenage Robot to me. It also looks like there's a...rocketship? I believe? --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Almost thought it was the shirt from "10 September 2009" since the first person mentioned rolling up the sleeves, until I saw the emblem. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 07:16, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

* Isn't this the "Jerkop" shirt he used to wear during the Ivy saga? It looks orange in this video and the "Jerkop" one is bright yellow, but seeing how bad the quality is... --[[User:Goronian|Goronian]] 12:28, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The Conspiracy==
I guess I misunderstood the video, because I thought Chris was whining that he would have had a better life in Chesterfield county, but the Chandlers got stuck in Greene county because they couldn't sell the house they are currently living in. Could somebody help a poor slow-in-the-mind like me figure this out? Thanks in advance (please type slowly). [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Assuming what Chris is telling us is true, I reckon it goes like this. For about the latter five years of the 90s, 14 Branchland Court in Ruckersville was empty while the Chandlers lived in Richmond and Chris was in high school. If they'd successfully sold 14 Branchland Court, they would have had the money to buy a permanent place in the Richmond area. Since they couldn't sell it, it wasn't cost-effective to keep renting homes in Richmond while also paying property taxes on the Ruckersville house and letting it fall into even worse disrepair. Thus, the move back to Ruckersville after Chris graduated high school. Which more or less rings true to me, altogether. (The part about realtors conspiring with the school district...well, yeah.) Anyway, I updated a couple of the articles on Chris's homes with this data, I think I hit the main ones that needed it. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:26, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

(1) Chris attends elementary school in Greene County, where sitting on the principal's lap gives him homophobia and a group of teachers abuses him by holding him down and recording his screams and cries. The school board wants him institutionalized so his family moves to Chesterfield County, but keep their house in Greene County.
(2) Chris goes to school in Chesterfield County, where he Comes Out of His Autistic Shell, makes lots of Gal-Pals, and creates Sonichu.
(3) Chris graduates and moves back to Greene County, away from all of his Gal-Pals, and begins his decline. PVCC is in Greene County. If his family had been able to sell their house (it sounds like they must not have had any interest in selling their house) then they would still live in Chesterfield County. You can see pictures of the move in A Week In The Life of Christian Weston Chandler, which is about his High School graduation [[User:Urist|Urist]] 06:25, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Simple answer: Chris is blaming everyone else for his problems. How do you not get how this works? [[User:BrokenDead89|BrokenDead89]] 06:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

tl;dr, everything bad in Chris's life is the fault of <s>Adam Stackhouse</s> <s>Joshua Martinez</s> <s>Jerkops</s> <s>Clyde Cash</s> <s>THE IMPOSTOR</s> <s>That Damn ED Page</s> <s>The Cwcki</s> <s>Michael Snyder</s> <s>Ms. Roach the Babysitter</s> <s>Chris's principal</s> The Greene County School Board of the early 1990s. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 06:32, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Thanks, guys, it's making sense now (as much as anything Chris-related can). I think the article on this video has the Greene and Chesterfield houses mixed up, which derailed me. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 06:34, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*You're right, the summary had that mixed up. Good catch. Fixed that and added a link. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 06:41, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*Wait, I'm confused now. Was Greene County involved with the two bugs in his PS3? I guess that makes since, because county officials would have the access. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:27, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The end of the Y.A.S.G. as we know it==

The line regarding his attempt to find someone in his congregation to with him at the "Extreme Sports" show is revealing. Not only he used Rocky to find friends to go with him, none of them called him back. This is, for me, a proof that we can move the infamous "Young Adult Social Group" in the list of people who doesn't love Chris. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

*To that end, I've added a dramatic visual recreation of the event. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 09:00, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

**From what it sounds like, Chris has finally realized how socially isolated he has become, and instead of examining his behavior to see if their are any faults, he blames everyone in life that he has viewed as being mean to him. Now that even his YSAG no longer supports him or even wants to be around him, he has eventually realized that he has no friends. Apparently, this realization is so ego-shattering to Chris, he has to find other forces that are at fault for this, even though this is a problem that he specifically created... I also believe this video was purposely done in silhouette, because he doesn't want the "trolls" to see him cry. As stupid as he is, he has proven in past videos that he is capable of shooting a decently lit video. As we can all recall, when Chris was kicked out of his english class as PVCC, he was extremely distraught because no one was there to comfort him. Now that he's realized he has no one to comfort him again, perhaps we can see more drastic actions in the future: The return to stalking women in stores, trying to "be at the sociable places", and perhaps even a renewed push in the sweetheart search. That's my 2 cents --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 11:49, 9 May 2010 (EST)

==Holy shit, guys==

Inb4 not a forum, I just want to say that I can't fucking believe that anyone would be so idiotic. I've followed this guy for months now, but fucking hell, even the stupidest people I know have the intelligence not to blame their elementary school for people not liking them, and many of the people I know are going to flunk out of high school. Holy fucking shit. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 10:36, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
:We've been following him for years; this is childs' play. I don't know about you guys, but "You're all just immature, naive, condescending, soulless monsters." fits me to the letter --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 10:50, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

== The radio call in contest ==

Would it be possible to look into 95.1's archives to find a recording of Chris winning? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 12:11, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Heh, I just looked up the radio station on google to try to do this, and the tag is "Z95 Today's hits and yesterday's favorites, music for women." P.S. I'm looking now. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==The contest itself==

I am trying to find info on the event itself. All I could is find the stadium where the event took place, in the university of Virgina, but that's it. I can't find the event Chris went to. Any suggestions? Maybe I can get a picture of Chris as a contest winner. --[[User:Yoshi2021|Yoshi2021]] 11:02, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

== Bob's Influence ==

This seems like something Bob would say. He would be more concerned with being unable to sell 14 Branchland Court, more likely to use the phrase "paid off the realtors," and more likely to have a firmer memory of such adult details than Chris. By this token, Chris is simply repeating something his father said into the camera, taking it as fact. Then, midway through, he decides that surely the Michael Snyder incident, which Bob is either unaware of or unconcerned by, is also involved. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:20, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

*Most likely. You have to remember: Chris is like a sponge, he takes every message than manages to permeate his thick skull (ads, statements, rants, ect) and repeats them as verbatim fact. He's too low-functioning to form his own opinions, and simply parrots what he hears and likes... Speaking of Snyder, someone contact Mao. I think his response is more than worthy of a CWCipedia AD on our spoiled little manchild's page. With any luck, it might prompt an angry response video, with ample amounts of tard raging --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 15:32, 10 May 2010 (EST)

== Paranoia ==

Chris seems to be growing increasingly paranoid. if he hasn't cracked yet, he's definitely cracking. That's obvious, and this video only makes the fact even more so. Ol' Mike obviously has nothing to do with this, and Chris seems to think he does. Perhaps Chris thinks he's a Jewish reptilian who was behind 9/11 too? i wouldn't put it beyond him by this point. [[User:DronePod|"Order now, and i'll throw in a second beating -- Absolutely free!"]] 01:28, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

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y hello thar

== You killed Armitage?! ==

WTF, I needed him to get rid of the neurotoxin!
[[User:DronePod|Gibson! it's Gibson! his head's been cut clean off!]] 11:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

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DronePod: /* Why...? */ new section

==The End of the restriction on Niggos?==

This might be a huge development; Chris's use of the expression "Jungle Fever". Do this is purely for style or he's opening to the idea that African-American women are his new prowling ground? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 00:47, 16 December 2009 (CET)

he's just retarded and doesn't know what jungle fever means [[User:CWCattack|CWCattack]] 00:50, 16 December 2009 (CET)

*CWCattack is right. Don't read to much into it. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:09, 16 December 2009 (CET)

**Oh guys, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Warning_-_Naughty_Women_%3B%29 how quickly we forget]. [[User:Klingerbgoode|Klingerbgoode]] 01:25, 19 December 2009 (CET)

He's a massive hypocrite and at this point he's desperate for any china, so he might have sex with a nonwhite woman given the chance. The "jungle fever" part is probably just idiocy though. See [[biological clock]] for another example. [[User:Skwrr|Skwrr]] 02:06, 16 December 2009 (CET)

== Beautifully sexy? ==

I think he's saying "You're a sleek, sexy panther." Not beautifully sexy. --[[User:Rob|Rob]] 01:36, 16 December 2009 (CET)Rob
*My bad. Good catch. I was way off. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 03:14, 16 December 2009 (CET)
Nah, you weren't far off. Just listen to tubs. He tends to mash words together.--[[User:Rob|Rob]] 03:23, 16 December 2009 (CET)Rob

==What==

Okay, let me get this straight. Chris is telling the whole internet he's taking Viagra, pretty much confirming that his [[duck]] is bad at everything. How the hell did he get any? Is he taking it regularly? Is that unhealthy? Is it bad that I wouldn't feel bad if he died from blood pressure issues? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:49, 16 December 2009 (CET)
* Not sure about this, but I think some American doctors get money from pharmaceutical companies when they prescribe that company's drugs to patients. So if someone who's obviously not sexually active still wants Viagra, the doctor would have some at least some incentive to prescribe it for him. I'm not sure about this since I don't have health insurance and haven't seen a doctor in well over five years. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 03:05, 16 December 2009 (CET)
*There's also a good chance he's just saying it to sound bad ass (at least in his mind). If not, maybe he took it from Bob? I know he says his parents haven't had sex in like 20 years, but I always thought that was more of a childish "EW MY PARENTS DON'T HAVE SEX THAT'S GROOOOSSSS" type reaction. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 03:48, 16 December 2009 (CET)
*I wonder if Chris took some Viagra before making this video. He seems rather energetic for once. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 05:07, 16 December 2009 (CET)
:* The stuff doesn't make you energetic, though. Just gives you a hard-on and a wicked headache. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:24, 16 December 2009 (CET)
::*My mistake. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 05:41, 16 December 2009 (CET)
::* Adderall will make you flip out like that the first few times, maybe he started snorting it? --[[User:Jeffex|Jeffex]] 17:10, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
*My drug handbook says: sildenafil (Viagra) Use Cautiously in: Uncontrolled Hypertension (check)...Anatomic penile deformity (check), drug-drug interactions with alcohol (check) can cause severe hypotension. So yeah. It looks like he will have blood pressure issues. I don't see any "confidence boosting" as a side-effect; maybe he wants to go on a rape rampage? [[User:Special|Special]] 17:48, 16 December 2009 (CET)
*I think he's always wanted to go on one of those.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:08, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Analysis==

I removed the analysis firstly because it was crap, and secondly because there's no point in giving one until we know what the hell Chris is on. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:11, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Pound pound pound pound==

I'm fairly sure he's saying "pump". Also, "ho-O", not "ho-ho". Is the confidence booster he's talking about = alcohol? He seems drunk or at least tipsy in this video. Which is disturbing, as he's most probably home alone (apart from possibly [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]). --[[User:Mgi|Mgi]] 05:26, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Furry tendencies?==
Or just a colourfull metaphor? YOU decide. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:13, 16 December 2009 (CET)
*Well, ''Sonichu Special 3'' turned into Furry sex quite fast, right? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:53, 19 December 2009 (CET)

== Why...? ==

Why does this seem to disturb me more then the horrible eye-searing pain of the nudes or <s>The Necronomicon</s> Sonichu 8? something about a near-30 year old manchild singing about jungle fever and rape just seems...wrong. the kind of horrible wrong only a near-human robot can bring. [[User:DronePod|Herpity derp derp]] 23:49, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

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