[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES}}

In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic The Hedgehog Watch And Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shoujo Beat]]===
{{main|Shoujo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===Daily Progress===
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], the Chandlers were mentioned in the ''Daily Progress'' section of their local newspaper.

===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|"Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9"]]

On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://joshreads.com/?p=10951#comment-1014594]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 0:26 for his appearance.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Hqy4scnj1EI}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===Local TV Broadcast===
{{main|Destruction of Chris's House}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qkYnMRh26Oo}}
}}

==Major Internet media==
===Fark.com===
The world-renown Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of the 20 Worst Internet Losers, posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator Harry Partridge (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which being a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesa]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd scene.

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

===Atop the Fourth Wall===
Comic reviewer Lewis Lovhaug (Linkara) goes on a brief tirade in his video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24 minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called...Sonichu!" Yes people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' because he didn't want to bring any more attention to it, aware that Chris took pride in any attention brought to himself and Sonichu at the time, no matter how negative it was. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===Something Awful===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January, 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it| '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom : rage]</ref>

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokemon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms.

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu Again===
On June 10, 2015, the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) responds to a user's tweet mentioning [[Sonichu]] and utterly thrashing the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blarm debacle]].<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===Larry Bundy, Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a livestream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]
{{Infobox/video
|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the drunken peasants podcast (staring TJ also known as [[The Amazing Atheist|Tourg]]) episode 129 on July 10 2015

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBC7EMkQzzI]]

==Video Games==
===McPixel===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

{{Infobox/video
|name= McPixel Extra Ending
|video= {{#ev:youtube|TWHd_10zcaY}}
}}

===Goat Simulator===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===Akinator the Genie===
"Chris-Chan Sonichu", "Sonichu", "Rosechu" and "Magi-Chan" are guessable characters in the online/iOS game ''Akinator the Genie''.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Media that has been published in real life]]

August 2015 Facebook Posts

2015-09-07T22:40:09Z

Dunkster:

This page covers Chris's activity on his personal [[Facebook]] page in [[August 2015]].

==Summary==
* 1 August - Chris announces another batch of [[medallions]] for sale on [[eBay]].
* 11 August - Chris provides a teaser for a new [[Amiibo]].
* 11 August - Chris publicly asks his brother [[Cole]] to reconnect with him and [[Barb]].
* 12 August - Chris reveals the [[Blake]] Amiibo.
* 12 August - Chris is confused by a post regarding [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|transgender]] issues.
* 14 August - With some ambiguity, Chris declares that he is a [[My Little Pony|Pegasister]].
* 15 August - Chris sweetens the deal on his Blake Amiibo.
* 19 August - Chris announces that he has relisted the Blake Amiibo.
* 22 August - Chris offers advice to incoming students.
* 22 August - Getting more desperate, Chris encourages his fans to collect all his [[Sonichu]] Amiibo.
* 22 August - Chris declares that he is a "lipstick lesbian" and gets in a spat with his [[gal-pal]] [[Kim Wilson]].
* 23 August - Another reminder about the Blake Amiibo.
* 24 August - Chris cops a snotty attitude about his fans' failure to buy his Amiibo.
* 26 August - Chris yet again pushes the Amiibo and hints that he might be getting paid to draw the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] again.
* 29 August - Chris reveals that he attended [[OmegaCon]].

==Chris's Posts==
===Much More Medallions===
{{quotebox|1 August 2015
Alright Everyone: Twenty More [[Medallions]] Listed and Available at the usual flat $30 (25 + 5) each! Ship default medals as early as Monday, August 3rd; Custom Orders accepted and take less than two weeks to make. Thank you for your patronage.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/-/191650037013?}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|I thought you sold the last one already.}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|That listing was put up over two weeks ago, and those medals were made before then.}}

===I'm On The Edge Of My Seat===
{{quotebox|11 August 2015
[[File:BlakeTeaser.jpg|thumb|150px]]
A New Sonichu enters the distribution set! Find out who Wednesday or Thurday of this week!}}

===Please Take Care Of Barb So I Can Go Out And Have Sex With Hot Lesbians===
{{quotebox|11 August 2015
Also, check out this One-of-a-kind [[Cole Smithey|‪#‎JCS]]‬ personal postcard to [[Barbara Chandler|our mother]] from his ‪#‎ColeBlooded‬ band days in [[1994]]! Brother, please come back and let your family meet Your Family.

‪#‎Joseph‬ ‪#‎Cole‬ ‪#‎Smithey‬ ‪#‎JosephColeSmithey‬ ‪#‎ColeSmithey‬ ‪#‎MovieReview‬ ‪#‎Brian‬ ‪#‎Vouglas‬ ‪#‎BrianVouglas‬ ‪#‎Graham‬ ‪#‎Parker‬ ‪#‎GrahamParker‬
http://www.colesmithey.com
[[File:ColePostcardA.jpg|thumb|left|300px]]
[[File:ColePostcardB.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]}}

Cole's postcard, postmarked 9 July 1994, is addressed only to "Barbara" at "46 Branchland Ct.," which is not the actual address of Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|home]]. It reads:

{{quoteboxred|A PICTURE'S WORTH A THOUSAND WORDS BUT I'M WORTH A MILLION IN PRIZES. HOPE ALL IS WELL...

I'LL BE DOIN' 21 SONGS

LOVE & KISSES

Cole}}

===Introducing the Blake Amiibo===
{{quotebox|12 August 2015
[[File:8-12FacebookB.jpg|thumb|300px|right]]
New! [[Blake]] [[Sonichu Amiibo]] Figures available This Month in limited quantity! Ten are Available for swift shipment Worldwide!

Also, Two Medallions are still available on the other listing (see earlier post below).}}

A fan asked:

{{quoteboxgreen|What are they made out of?}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Same materials as the Sonichu Amiibo: plastic, model magic, acrylic paints, krazy glue; the difference is the Character, And the chip in the base is different too.}}

Later that day Chris edited this post to include:

{{quotebox|Let me remind everyone what makes Blake not only Cool, but one of the good Bad People Gone Good. Scroll downward and read three of my [[Sonichu (comic)|books]] that feature him at a worst then at his better.}}

He then shared the albums of Sonichu issues [[Sonichu 1|1]], [[Sonichu 3|3]] and [[Sonichu 8|8]]. Sonichu issues 0-8 had been available to read on Facebook since [[2013]], but he took this opportunity to draw attention to them.

===Wearing His Anxieties On His Sleeve===
"Lizzy the Lezzy," one of Chris's favorite Facebook people, posted an image with the comment, "ha!"
[[File:8-12FacebookA.jpg|thumb|left|200px]]
{{clear}}
Chris didn't get it:

{{quotebox|12 August 2015
I am a [[Homos#Chris and transsexuality|lesbian transwoman]]; I feel offended and confused by the quote in the image.}}

===Chris is a Pegasister...Or Is He?===
The page "Derpy Hooves and Friends - Friendship is Muffins" posted the following:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Lets see who wins! -Button Mash
[[File:Pegasisters.jpg|thumb|200px]]}}

In other words, like if you're a girl, comment if you're a boy. In a perfect symbolization of his gender confusion, Chris commented:

{{quotebox|14 August 2015
I am a damn proud Pegasister! Finally! A word for us actual Woman and Girl Fans of [[My Little Pony|MLP]]! Bronies can bow down to us, the Pegasisters!}}

Understandably, someone replied:

{{quoteboxred|Then why did you comment?}}

===Tantalizing Incentives===
Three days after the issue, not a single Blake Amiibo had sold.

{{quotebox|15 August 2015
Bonus: All of the Blake Sonichu Amiibo Figures have been leveled up to 50, and each have a random assortment of items and money for Super Smash Bros for Wii U and [[3DS]]!

And, this time around, with each purchase, I will include an [[Autographed Photos|autographed photo]] of myself (the one in my Facebook Profile photo without the [[rainbow]] filter!

So, Buy Today, because of Blake, there will Only, Officially, until a much later date, be this Limited Number of figures available for purchase! Do Not Miss Out!}}

===Refusing To Face Reality===
Chris only sold two of the Blake Amiibo in the allotted week, so he was forced to relist.

{{quotebox|19 August 2015
Hey! Eight Blake Sonichu figures left! Come on up and buy one for yourself today. Maximum Smash Bros Level; maximum random items on them. Will include Autographed Photo of myself with each one (my profile photo without the rainbow filter).

Figure of an anti-hero, and villain turned good! Collect all of the personally made and certified Figures to make a complete Sonichu Main Cast Set in months to come, counting this one!}}

===Good Blood===
Chris linked to a sorority recruitment [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KudwS5U9ouA&feature=youtu.be video] and wrote:

{{quotebox|22 August 2015
Hey! New Freshman, and to-be Grads! Be sure to study very good in your semesters at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|College]], [[Manchester High School|High School]] and all the other schools! But Be Sure To Make a LOT of Friends, Face-to-Face. And if you're going to bully, or online-Hate ANYONE; Do Not Do It! Friendships and Good Blood last Longer and Better than Rivalries and Bad Blood!

Be Friendly, Supportive, and KIND to Everyone! Have a Great and Safe Year!}}

===Still Trying to Drum Up Amiibo Sales===
Chris provided a link to a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e9XEwfGuuE&feature=youtu.be video] entitled, "Sonic The Hedgehog Amiibo Confirmed for Super Mario Maker! (Wii U)," and wrote:

{{quotebox|22 August 2015
Another Darn Good Reason to COLLECT the Sonichu and Rosechu Amiibo Set, and individual figures therein: they ALL will be compatible with [[LittleBigPlanet|LBP]]-Style Super Mario Maker! Awesome!}}

===Chris is a Lipstick Lesbian===
Chris proudly and fallaciously announces his status as a "lipstick lesbian":

{{quotebox|22 August 2015
I am a Wild and Exotic Lipstick Lesbian!!!}}

This claim initiated a testy dialogue with his friend [[Kim]]:

{{quoteboxred|Christine Weston Chandler Oh no, you're not a lipstick lesbian.}}

Chris responded with autistic tersness:

{{quotebox|I Am.}}

Kim countered:

{{quoteboxred|Christine Weston Chandler Nah, technically speaking, you're not even close.

You're more of a more run-of-the-mill lesbian.

I think you might be a little under educated on your lesbian types.}}

Kim then provided a link to the [[Wikipedia]] article for [[Wikipedia:Lipstick lesbian|Lipstick lesbian]] and added:

{{quoteboxred|Not that you're not a lesbian. But you're really miscategorizing yourself.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|No, I have actually looked up the definitions of types of lesbians. I dress femininely, and I prefer to do so very much. And I wear makeup.}}

Kim countered again, this time rather bluntly:

{{quoteboxred|Nah, it's not about how you dress. It's how you pass.}}

{{quoteboxred|Which you don't.}}

Chris, having been beaten, characteristically ignores her argument and responds with a gag order:

{{quotebox|Also, Kim Wilson, yeah, you are crossing lines and raining on my parade; Shut Up.}}

Kim, however, has the last laugh:

{{quoteboxred|:(

Christine Weston Chandler You're basically putting up really sketchy billboards and asking no one to comment at them.

If you'd like, I can tell you when you should take down posts ahead of time.

Does that work? :)}}

===Still Pushing the Blake Amiibo===
{{quotebox|23 August 2015
Six Blake Sonichu Figures Left! Buy Now before they're Gone to make room for next month's limited-number character! Once the next character goes up, Blake will not return for a Long Time!}}

===Miley Cirus===
"Lizzy the Lezzy" posted images of a transgender child. Chris commented:

{{quotebox|23 August 2015
(S)he reminds me of Miley Cirus with tht haircut.}}

===No More Ms. Nice Guy===
{{quotebox|24 August 2015
Attention. On the remaining six Blake Sonichu Amiibo figures, I will now include one Sonichu [[medallion]] per figure free with purchase. this offer applies for right now and into the third and final relist later this week.

Do not, I repeat, do not expect me to be this nice on any of the remaining characters in any of the coming months.}}

One of Chris's [[gal-pals]] was critical:

{{quoteboxgreen|
Well, that's nice of you to do that for your fans - but I'd probably remove the second paragraph. It kinda makes you come of poorly to potential customers. Saying you "won't be nice again" sort of kills the "genuine" spirit of the offer and sort of sounds desperate.}}

Consequently, Chris changed the second paragraph to read:

{{quotebox|I forgot to mention, I have to make the six medals, so it won't be until Friday the 28th at the latest when I will be most able to ship them out. But please, do Guarantee your Blake Sonichu Amiibo and Sonichu Medallion Bundles for before Friday Shipment NOW.}}

Chris's friend responded:

{{quoteboxgreen|Better}}

===New Comics?===
Having sold only three Blake Amiibo during the second listing, Chris had to make a third attempt.

{{quotebox|26 August 2015
LAST CHANCE to Purchase and Expand your collection of ‪#‎Sonichu‬ and ‪#‎Rosechu‬ ‪#‎Amiibo‬ Figures. Bonus Sonichu Medallion And Autographed Photo with EVERY Purchase out of the Remaining Five Figures.

Next Month is a different character of a Primary Color. I may or may not make a medallion set next month; I am setting up an opportunity for me to get back to drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|pages]], and getting Paid too, I will be continuing the Figures; a different character per month, until the main cast is complete. Limited Number.

Make a ‪#‎Checklist‬ based from my uploaded photos.

Have a good day.}}

A friend suggested:

{{quoteboxred|Have you considered making these figures per request instead of making them in advance and hoping they'll sell? I figure it would save you time, money, and materials if you did.

You could still keep a character limited to each month like you e been doing, just announce in advance and have customers place orders. That way you'll know how many to make and not be stuck trying to sell remains figures each month.

Just trying to be helpful. Good luck in whatever you choose to do}}

Chris shot this down:

{{quotebox|I do it per my specs and whichever Critical Character I am able to get beforehand. If I did what you say, I would be like up to a Month before I would complete One Figure. Especially hunting for Pit, Little Mac and Ness for $X<$30 each, so I can stay in the $50 Price. [[Magi-Chan]] will probably sell for $60-$75, because he would require That Pika Tail along with the Ness.

[[Spanish|¡Pensa que esta dicendo, chica!]]}}

Chris's Spanish is, as always, poor, but presumably he was going for, "Think about what you're saying, girl!"

===Chris Attends a Con===
Chris reveals that he not only attended a convention for the first time in a long time, but he even [[Cosplay|cosplayed]] as one of his favourite [[My Little Pony]] characters. Unfortunately for Chris, the image he used as a reference is flipped - the musical notes are the wrong way around, which Chris [[Chris and Music|failed to notice]]. This is, of course, not the only thing inaccurate about this cosplay. This may have been why he dyed his [[hair]] blue.
{{quotebox|29 August 2015
At [[OmegaCon|‪#‎OmegaCon2015]]‬; totes ‪#‎BassCannon‬ the audience at [[Chris and cosplaying|‪#‎Cosplay]]‬ [[Contest]]!
— at [[University of Virginia|JOHN PAUL JONES ARENA]].

[[File:OmegaconA.jpg|thumb|200px|left]]
[[File:OmegaconC.jpg|thumb|200px|right]]
[[File:OmegaconB.jpg|thumb|200px|center]]
}}

[[William Elliott Waterman]] wrote:

{{quoteboxred|Awesome vocaloid costume!}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|Vocaloid?! I am Not a Computer! I'm [[My Little Pony|Vinyl Scratch]], A.K.A. DJ Pon3! A Musical Soul with a deep sense into that bass. A slave to the beat and rhythm. You do not program me, because I'm already programmed in my [[Biological clock|biological CPU!]]}}

{{Facebook}}
[[Category:Facebook]]

2015-09-02T02:38:20Z

Dunkster: /* Other Info */

Facebook

2015-06-14T12:18:07Z

Dunkster:

{{incomplete}}
{{Stub}}
{{Orphaned}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | Trolls
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:omarwoodley.jpg|250px]]
|-
! colspan="2" | Omar Woodley
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Nationality'''
| [[United States of America|American]]
|-
| '''Race'''
| [[Chris and race|White]]
|-
| '''Occupation(s)'''
| Video Game Producer Friend of [[Sonic the Hedgehog|the Blue-Armed Bandit]]
|-
|}

'''Omar Woodley''' (or, as [[Chris]] constantly misspells it, '''Olmar Woodley''') is a [[male]] producer at Sega of America Inc. and the producer of ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''. Given Chris's hatred for ''Sonic Boom'', it's no surprise that he considers Omar to be a [[JERK]]. On 9 [[June 2015]], [[Chris]] [[Death threats|threatened]] Woodley with [[Don't Mess With Me|physical violence]] through a post on [[Facebook]].
The thing is, Omar is trying to actually help Fire and Ice in a better direction. The Story seems to be better, The game's made for all audiences, not alieninating hardcore Sonic fans, The titular Fire and Ice plan to affect gameplay, and the fact Chris only wants to stop this game simply because '''A character's arm color''' is simply mind boggling.

{{people}}

[[Category:Things Chris hates]]
[[Category:People]]

Talk:Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

2015-05-17T11:51:24Z

Dunkster: Created page with " == Why does Kenneth Defend Chris? == Well, It could be seen that he's a white knight. think about it. it seems as if he knows EXACTLY what's wrong with chris, but he still de..."

== Why does Kenneth Defend Chris? ==
Well, It could be seen that he's a white knight. think about it. it seems as if he knows EXACTLY what's wrong with chris, but he still defends him against trolls. just see his altercations with Kiwi Farms.