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November 2023 livestreams

2023-11-15T05:41:35Z

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These are '''livestreams filmed by Chris in [[November 2023]]''', influenced by [[Praetor]].

==Medallion Moulding Q&A==
Chris makes some [[Medallions]] while reading some questions in the chat. As with [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4|the previous stream]], the chat and comment section is mainly full of [[Weens|weens]] saying various outdated memes and quotes such as "#1 BARBUSSY ENJOYER." The stream made over $600 from donors.

===Video===
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| name = Medallion Moulding Q&A
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| stardate = 3 [[November 2023]]
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| saga = {{Revelations|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
| shirt = {{theclassic2.0|text}}
| previous = [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]]
| next = [[Simple Existential Q&A]]
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====Description====
{{quotebox|Support the stream: [''links to Streamlabs'']}}
====Highlights====
{{Transcript}}

'''10:09:''' Chris gets upset over a green screen error saying it bugs his OCD.

'''13:40:''' Chris loses it over getting called Ian, fueling the weens in the chat.

'''25:50:''' Chris confirms he still hates MLP G5 and will not watch the movie until G4 Season 14 Ep 26 is aired.

'''28:32:''' Chris tells the audience that Jacob Sockness is dead after a ween pretends to be him.

'''29:08:''' Chris gives a blessing to fellow lolcow Daniel Larson.

'''1:04:55:''' Chris shouts out a fake sponsorship from Welches fruit snacks as there is no chance he would ever get a real sponsorship.

'''1:14:42:''' Chris does an abysmal impression of Big Smoke from GTA San Andreas.

'''1:36:42:''' Chris does an abysmal Cartman impression, nearing the level of horrible to his infamous Donald Duck impression.

'''1:41:35:''' Chris struggles to remember Cryzel Rosechu's age and goes through mental gymnastics to say she's over 20 when according to Chris was 14 when he got "married" to her.

'''1:50:40:''' Chris becomes silent and looks very uncomfortable when a ween donor accuses him of raping Barb.

====Raw captions====
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everybody Prime here

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why is this

thing who

my what is

that no I don't think so it had to do

with

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body is partially

transparent that's funny anyway Hello

everybody welcome to this uh what is

going on with

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my OCD unless I do

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that okay let's do

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do that's a little

better I

yeah yeah we're working on my

moderations and modifiers and all that

in regards to uh certain

comments that's another

detail I got this

thing three most important people in my

life you know what

um um past tense as opposed to present

tense I am going to say I am going to

say

uh Mom and Dad count them as one

individual and uh let's

see um

um I guess yeah Tiffany

and I will eventually be open for

commissions but that'll be but I will

make the announcement officially when I

am ready to do

commissions

every nobody needs to be

condemned I'm so gonna have to figure

this

out that's another detail I'm trying to

get to that I'm trying to say Here There

Will no be there will be absolutely no

shout outs any more during any streams

or in general you want to know why

because I am aware I am aware that some

of these people that I've been asked to

shout out to have quite the CRI criminal

pass so it's like shoot you want ask me

to give a shout out

for if you want to ask me to give me a

I'm shoot if I'm gonna give a shot to

anybody at this point I might as well

give a shout out to Tom crate Y2K

despite what he did over I mean just

what he did over five years ago

now there that's the only one you'll get

from me for this

time all right

anyway details is e closer but yeah what

we are doing tonight addition to uh

q q and a in addition to just the q& a

details I'm going to be molding

the do

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stes okay yeah make control comment on

all that yada

yada oh

well blers blunders and live stream just

why not it's okay it's all

right

anyway there is no Ian there will be no

addressing of anybody by the name of Ian

because there is no Ian here

period all right

anyway got do

something green screen

detail

anyway anyway

so excuse me

one right

later okay all right but anyway yeah

this video is

mainly uh

I'd have to say it's uh I had to say

within the within Malachi and the

revelations just uh both of those books

entirely no just no

no anyway I'm not going to acknowledge

every single uh paid comment especially

those that are bad I have made myself

very clear on that anyway I'm going to

go take safe for work wow even a clay

I'm using is

transparent happy

birthday there that's all you

get I'm not I'm sticking with my

boundaries on everything anyway so as

you

can another time not right now maybe

I'll do a stream where I do watch that

but obviously will not be right now okay

but for tonight I'm doing qu q&as so I'm

taking questions and

answers you're welcome

anyway and just I'm mainly doing paid

questions and paid questions I'll be

answering those and I might tell a St I

might tell a random story or two just

whatever I have

feeling oh yeah I've heard

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really good I like

it

anyway so right anyway with the

medallions there were I made that very

clear and I'm saying this once as I have

said before it's in the record straight

that never ever

happened

earrings all right just I three

piercings simple

piercings ah my day has been very good

thank you

Austin Austin Austin Austin Austin house

I give you that one because that was

funny and cute anyway um

so

um I'll have to meditate get back to you

on that but right right now we are doing

things

right you're call him no Trump is evil

he's pure

evil he goes down like Donald Trump

period

oh

and oh I see what you're good at that in

reference to uh yeah the war between

Palestine the only one delusional one

here is you pretend to be my half

brother in New York City

City

that's to be confirmed uh that's uh

another detail sort out later but anyway

so anyway so I'm molding the medallions

in these lovely molds that were

made this one is made of this Medallion

and they I have the other mode which the

other medallions do which you'll get to

see the results of these moldings at

least the outline all

consider

yeah I'm not doing shout

outs I'll give you a happy birthday at

the same time as whatever name

appears on the screen there but that's

about it

um no just

no uh how I give me some more brain

bending brain teasing type of questions

are

I already said once I'm not repeating to

myself never happened it never happened

okay

anyway anyway so I will respond I will

not be responding to some

commentary just regards to their

content

all right thank

you thank you

Ma see something like that that was nice

that was positive long nose long big

nose oh yeah I watched your oh yeah I

like your channel I like your channel

dude yeah I mean d what um DM DM me on

Twitter and we'll see what we can be

arrange because I do appreciate you and

uh and your friends ining uh the one

that the one that voices uh the one that

originally originally voiced tails in

your channel and of course I love Sona

and the group really good

stuff

slop okay that's actually that's just

stupid that's just dumb funny dumb funny

how dumb was it it was so

dumb

well that'll be conf that'll be

confirmed if then when it does happen I

shall uh find out for myself in whatever

video if it's officially on the

consoles nope I never heard that

individual fun thing it's like as if the

clay

is shiny shiny that's

funny I can do that

yes bless you Luke you are good

individual continue to follow life power

righteousness and good happy birthday

happy birthday to you happy birthday

fos oh that reminds me just I love that

random thing I did in that one video I

did

just boobydoo boobydoo random thing

[Music]

random I thought I forgot something I

forgot the Rings for these I'll be right

back one second um yeah good series good

video game

yeah

okay I got the Rings the male rings that

go into the medallions these particular

medallions H obviously I don't dedicate

all my time to but when I do I

definitely get in on painting the wow

how transparent his skin let me see if I

can do something about

that

um wa let me

try

um a little

bit Ah okay perfect that's a little

that's a lot better

okay where did the things

go where the where's the history where

did all that

go what the freak happened here

something H hang on one second let me

check a

detail

five okay here we

go um well I will not say I will not be

calling out any names but um this guy

here that was whose name just appeared

on the screen and

that ah spiritually connected on one day

to another eventually yes because I

personally blessed these medallions even

the one that I I do put I do personally

paint a lot of these and yet um there's

outreaching and going on

and

yeah I like us may too she's very she's

very cool let me try turn that light

down

and

oh you know what I can answer that by

way really quick

web bam well best as you can see it

despite the green screen yeah here it is

yeah cursed words are not

great um I don't know what tnd D

is just I don't know what TD is anyway

so I finish my D is made to go into this

melt tin and I warm up in the uh

oven maybe after I I'll give it some

thought and consideration but that's a

whole different thing right there it's a

whole different

thing anyway so that being

said um I don't typically watch hockey

so I'm not consciously aware of hockey

players the only one I'm really aware of

is Wayne

Gretzky

H all right Barbara's doing okay Safe

Life well and healthy back at the old

place wherever that is wherever as

opposed to wherever I

am

anyway anyway really using the

traditional clay this is not Model Magic

we're not using that on

these no absolutely not G4 I'm not

watching anything G5 until after myo P

friendship is Magic season 14 episode 26

is aired

period uh favorite song Still Sonic Boom

Sega CD long version at the end credits

I like that all

time I'm working these

here there you tell me

look good how about

um eat a

bun H I'll post it soon enough I just

haven't got around to it yet I've been

really busy and I just been drained by

lots of things in the metaphysical my

metaphysical workings and

everything oh no nobody actually visited

me in jail at all on that note period so

you can put that rumor like to rest you

can lay that rumor to

rest thank you but I'm afraid I can only

appreciate you as a kind individual and

platonically okay unfortunately this is

why listen do this guy

talk

yeah okay this is why I got do

five

five anyway working on me and I'll

take I'm taking the questions and I'm

just doing as I

feel I told you what it was I told you

the truth nothing happened

period um I have not I don't know what

that is consciously I do not consciously

know what that

is yeah

um we have more we have every single

individual in a variety of music between

both halves of our

Earth NOP you're dead you're gone you're

dead period bye-bye clean goodbye you're

long dead I'm never saying your name not

even in justest Period never even say

I'm never saying that name again you're

dead that guy's dead anyway

oh yeah I've

uh yeah I've

I've uh down I've I've tone down the

number of my friends on my

game there I say PR to this guy for that

guy faster than light in time

anyway there's no Curtis

here anyway there you go you see the

other Med

mode now I can appreciate that these get

moded and under my approval as

well you're

welcome um

anyway ah the extra extraterrestrial

individuals from throughout the cosmos

the space um they're just about as good

as good of individuals and creatures as

any other

really you know

what speak for yourself

guy just simply speak for

yourself thank

you

that is none of your business about

where I live I'm keeping that Offline

that is strictly

personal well that's to be confirmed uh

you just uh we take we'll take

applications uh later when I make when I

we'll take applications through the

Gmail I'm G put that in the queue for

later that thought I just had anyway

thank you

Kimba thank you Kima I mean

Simba happy happy birthday you are very

blessed yes you

are oh um yeah we're working on that

just that's another detail we got

multiple multiple details sorting out

um yeah yeah just well when we get

around to actually further doing on the

Minecraft everybody will be brought in

and to work now we have a lot we have

received very good responses to that I

am very

grateful I let the snow lights out the

Pokeball and it's a shiny snor lats snor

lats you think

I you think I actually left reality no

it's just what is reality anyway I mean

you never really thought about it

personally

um yeah no

comment all those that submit their

submit their responses to their

Minecraft server we'll be we'll get

response soon enough we've just been

busy with many many other

things you will find life you will live

find love someday in some like guy dark

B you

will you just got to follow light power

path and uh

[Music]

everything

anyway

I I am somewhere safe everything is good

you do I'm not going to be any more

specific than that and if you don't see

my car in Ruckersville that means I'm

not there so that's to whole two plus

two half

problem you know what I will say one

thing so you know what it's like that

one it's like I'm making a reference

here to a certain uh MLP fan F fan fan

animation on that's on YouTube just like

you know it's as if Celestia had

banished B

banished rainbow and Pinkie Pie to the

Moon in favor of prince in favor of her

in favor of Luna answering

questions you know what this Rainbow's

response just it's similar to my

response h jok's on you it's safer in

here good luck with the comment

section yeah that's another detail play

random mat memory yeah I go out of jail

I made it to Gateway it took y'all

literally a whole month before actually

taking any pictures of me and I've

actually been to a couple of places

before Rashi revealed myself to the

individuals there you know just I I mean

just telling them who I telling them who

I was it's like nobody it's like nobody

actually that's and that's another

detail entirely right there you couldn't

have just approach me say hello kindly

you had to really take pictures without

my permission or consent

whatsoever and do

that thank you just thank you

anyway I still laugh that fact took all

month before y'all even did that that

was a dumb

thing yeah no I don't know I don't know

them I don't know you

so

I

you yes I already did say a prayer to

him for

him working

on this

Medallion oh yeah I have seen the second

Side movie I thought it was pretty

good quite decent uh of course you know

I L really like from the first movie

just so as I crash question of cold dark

wats the Pacific I realized a few things

I back that I'll come back to that

question m a i had no idea where I'm

going B soft water stings c i shouldn't

even be here right now but I am why

because you shot

me I'll take down to consideration you

sh I'm I'm going there's a fish on my

head and clearly on the get just done on

my

own I am not I am not Liberty to State

specifically where or what I am but just

know I'm safe alive and well and

everything otherwise I would not be

doing this live stream right

now I played some side Frontiers just

have not played completely through even

the fir even the the the original

game I've been busy with a whole M other

details some

things

me

ah I like oh Scotland's pretty Scotland

is a cool country I give you that but

anyway I'd like to visit uh London

England no none I get all the I get all

the donations and just they really

needed considering what I need to have

done like I I mean I I I want to get

more traditional frames and they get my

eyes real check um well I would sample

your music at least um that's a question

I gota come back to and also I got D I

have D work I need to get taken care of

so that's well think all right so first

off music dra genre I like all kinds of

music really but um I guess if anything

I like uh I really like just pop music

just something with a really good beat

that I can dance to and like and all

that yeah I'm not I'm not saying much

more than what I've already said about

her period I

mean she has a right to her own privacy

in life as well period oh thank you

anyway oh favorite color Barry charge

blue I've mentioned that before my

favorite color and shade is battery

charged

blue

in particular it's the shade of my san

form's preferred

color no and while I was in jail I was

segregated from the other prisoners so I

didn't really have a so much of a social

life inside jail but at least the

details and all that were fair I I

enjoyed the kosher tray and I actually

did very well on the kosher tray I

enjoyed fish on Friday that was good

that was a good deal and I really like

tofu I know personally I prefer the

white tofu a lot better than a brown

tofu despite me me knowing that the

white tofu is supposed to be reminiscent

of chicken and the brown tofu is

reminiscent of

beef but yeah I like

tofu excuse me one second I gotta warm

up some more some more clay for these

Medallion I'll be right back after these

massages

and we're back everybody

and

gamble because they did a

thing

joke

[Music]

anyway I'm holding the sign you a figure

right right here and we have this little

lovely

PR one right here as well an ominous

individual oh turn the mic up turn the

mic up turn the mic

up darn I'll fix that later turn the mic

let me see no the mic okay the mic

volume is okay check in the mic check in

the mic one two one two okay check in

the mic check in the mic one two one two

check in the mic check in the mic

all right anyway all right so everybody

can sing and dance for Christmas about

that we have confirmed the might still

works all

right all right anyway

um next

one

yeah well we are working on the

Minecraft server we just like I said

we've been really really busy

lately another detail another thing

everybody likes to

sing

anyway right when

I oh drawing in

email I don't have Splatoon three I may

consider it I just haven't got amount to

that point

yet

eras I don't know what Aras is

consciously and I would

believe yes it did happen

okay yes and yes and not right now

they're working out on the B but savann

rosu is here in the room with me

I would say she her with respect and

kindness like you would Dr Wolf's wife

his lovely lady

okay but anyway just everybody to their

own individual details and all

that I read a little bit of it I read a

little bit of it I haven't read the

entire

thing

yeah the race cars are yeah the race

cars are pretty

cool my earlier

thought that's GNA to get fits

later Soder

Soder is there Cherry Soder on that

Soder

Island oh yeah I have tried makeup

before and just it it tends to yeah blue

eyes Shadow I've actually done that

before it's really good I have done

fingernail polish and coloring my nails

before but I do so much physical work it

just it sends slip up all the

time

hello there I say hello to that guy's

friend

without being too

specific okie dokie have a good

night

everybody yeah oh up all up against need

not we have exping experience levels and

we will pick up on those that have the

best vibration and authenticity within

themselves uh that's to be

confirmed uh has not been decided just

yet uh likely it'll be private at first

and then made public

later the only Electronics I had in jail

was an amfm

radio and it was a j wind

brand it looked like an

iPod of all time Sonic

CD

thank

you

um presently I'm uh doing work in amimal

Crossing New Horizons and I have played

some psych superstars in recent

days I also enjoy I also enjoyed life of

strange True

Colors it certainly will not be drump

he's staying in jail forever

period oh first day I got

out um I adjusted to my new life

where I was at the

time everybody is already in the on the

scene 97 half whether it be through

their self-c counterparts or from their

from their former self-c counterparts

that were alive there that are living

here ah oh yes there will be more and

more other individuals but Le s he lived

back in the days he was born in uh uh

I'm trying to remember it counts

backwards

uh

phos name Le is really really really

really old he was born within the 300s

BC within that

century and he lived for happy birthday

happy birthday happy

[Music]

birthday and he lived for hundreds of

years within his uh with his in this

Village that was not far from the

ultimate Emerald

Shrine thank thank you very

much and he was and he was uh my he was

my friend

and and on Earth's metaphysical guide on

Earth as in addition to uh you know

Emanuel and all the other gods and

guyses uh back when I was Hy Christ back

when my brain my brain trying to blank

out on me good

grief anyway um but yeah he essentially

had the closest links to the uh

everything that there there is and was

and would have been back

time no kameha there you go there's no

cursing because I know that draw it does

like draw back on me

there yeah only plays there you go yeah

there you go that guy

[Music]

yeah

yeah uh I do not know who that is and it

sounds like that would not be too great

of a resulting time

and considering the alternate timelines

yeah

oh we have a poot set up I will reveal

that later on on my I reveal that later

on when we are when we are ready to do

so

yeah yeah they've already done that for

me and I I don't have to stream them but

yeah I mean empathy in itself is a

superpower

period anyway H where was I bring oh

yeah Lees uh but yeah he's really really

old he uh end up moving forward uh after

uh a while after my resurrection back

when I jus back when I was Jesus Christ

and all

that you're acknowledged guy you're

acknowledged

anyway he was really really connect he

was very very connected with everything

metaphysical she says hello she says

hello back to

you Hello

darling yeah

anyway that'll be the PO boot which I

will reveal later

on

thank you thank you very

much

you yeah I mean but still I mean the the

similarities and differences are obvious

between the two mods but

still oh yeah

just okay but I mean that's all right

he's from

verse yeah well that's funny I can't

remember what you did to me either

Anan I don't know about your

game I don't know about your game as

opposed to other games that have

been bought to my conscious attention in

this

timeline and all the others that are in

my unconsciousness that would take a

long way

oh

hey I'll definitely take that in

consideration yes thank you very much

y'all have pretty good fun shows here

watch

[Music]

um yes yes he has been re he has been he

had been reincarnated

and he's actually on the side of good

right now and I sh I forgot the other

question

um I have not been play many xbot games

recently and I've been have not been

much on the PlayStation 4 I've been

really very busy with life and

everything

yes yes it

is why why not I

mean there's a lot more I have so much

more document about me as a as a as

opposed to my past self that H as Jus

Christ yeah well the Call's coming in

from inside your house

house um at at this point

no but just she had she's safe she's uh

managing and now she getting to know her

neighbors a little better back at the

old

place I've actually been feeling pretty

good more positive and more spir and

more spiritually satisfied and

everything it has been working out for

the more positive I really it's like you

know I should the old place some time

ago I mean just like

everybody I can't really say not on top

of my head there's a variety of Music

aside from Terror Swift it will take me

a while it would take me a while to

actually meditate on that actually

remembered that yeah stop pretending to

be my dad he's alive on the se7 half as

a s sh

physically and you are not him so stop

pretending stop

pretending

okay well you're saying it it's

funny made me it made me laugh inside a

little

bit can we please get this guy out

here

anyway um see I believe I talked

about quite a bit I mean I feel like I

covered that PL enough I mean

just that'll do for now um but yeah what

else is on my mind what else is coming

into my mind I'm thinking I'm

thinking

okay maybe later I'll check maybe later

I'll check it

outram well that's to be confirmed um

send me the uh send the link to my Gmail

and I'll give it a look

later

no

comment not quite all right still this

do do

yes more than times I've been I've

literally been throughout the

Multiverse the point is to Cal down and

not be so high in stress so then Focus

can be better

achieved yes thank you very much thank

you

your closest best friends are

blessed you want sure M I'm working on

it um I believe I already did I already

told you my favorite song of on time of

all time I guess you want to do a song

for me go with uh liby Newton John's

twist of

fate hello h hello hello hello B

Lassie and all the Irish

Adent um that's to be confirmed

um that would count as a commission

really but that's when I open up for

commissions I will take that make that

an

option happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday

yeah will you pleas not pretend to be Mr

C you're not him go somewhere else

faker

yeah I've heard that guy he's actually

decent I'd consider

it yeah I hav't I don't know about that

show but thank you

anyway oh

yes

um well we're working on that later

there will be collab projects to be

revealed and participating in later on

it just hasn't

been

huh hanging their names on the Christmas

tree evolving as they can

see

yeah well don't pretend to be me but you

are blessed as

well anyway oh boy all right I gotta

make I got to warm some more clay I'll

be right back following this lovely

massage

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there we

go yeah I know who that is and just

that's a whole different kill of fish

right

there absolutely not he changed his ways

he saw the error of his

ways I mentioned it

earlier I enjoy all

genres except heavy metal and there's

one exception from that which would be

death clock's Thunder horse and that's

on my

playlist there was no replacing me

period the one that's been replaced by

anybody is you by your own perspective

and perception of

yourself Toyota Tacoma 2009 yada yada

yada

um that's I'm not sure I'd have to

reread that and think about that I'll

read it

later happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday happy

birthday happy happy birthday happy

birthday happy birthday happy happy

birthday

anyway

oh um I'm not picky but I'd say blue

fruit snacks are pretty good cuz then

they could be blueberry

flavored

oh he has many times before and I have

seen the episode ohy poopy Butthead got

whole expansion of his character

revealed in that

show oh

we

yeah

yeah the yeah Karma and everything good

and light power and righteous is already

given them their

D okay I'll give you that I'll try to

give you that one if I

can't I mean just essentially I'm doing

the molding on the the in the mold

plate

y just

y my brain just went somewhere else why

am my brain go somewhere

[Music]

else very good yep you are blessed you

are blessed anyway

what

I dressed up in a fun Sonic costume for

a little

bit just for a little

bit that's yeah that depends on how open

he would be for the light powered and

righteousness and

good anyway here's another

one be oh oh big is my head oh big is my

head I got news for you it's wider these

days because my psychic powers are

really developing I mean look at

this see this groove that's a big Groove

and what did you say really quick

oh I'll have to reread that one later

but um just pretty much going with the

flow right here happy happy birthday to

that guy

[Music]

L

Jenkins there's your word association

right there just felt appropriate just

felt very appropriate right there that

worked

out

yeah I like the out house it's a good

show I love the Good Ship

there nope

nope I disagree I respectfully

disagree there's a lot there were a lot

of demons and Devils influence in the

palines

[Music]

all that good light powered and

righteous positivity and flow the cosmos

metaphysical

[Music]

everything you are

blessed it wasn't just a night he

redeemed himself he repented for his

misdeeds and crimes and

sins and he was

cleansed that never

happened I say it

before it Still Remains true it never

happened

period

if I say yes will the question not be

[Music]

repeated

[Music]

spee been thinking

about

so

for happy happy birthday

happy

birthday cave Hogs why don't they just

share a

cave

well no more no different than from

those that were others everybody else

that were featured in said

movie why don't you go play Persona five

Now featuring The Joker and that stupid

beem I have two number NES a number nine

large a number six and extra dip a

number

seven

he shall take his time to recover but he

does need to lay off that night

[Music]

qu yeah ai's been around for a lot lot

longer time than that so it's nothing

new it's artificial

intelligence and in Japan it's also

known this

love

yeah I

have they're a decent Bunch but not

perfect stupid dog you made me look B bo

bo

bo happy happy birthday happy birthday

happy birthday birthday happy happy

[Music]

[Music]

birthday uh it's I believe it's

available I mean I believe I posted it

on TW I posted on the Twitter when I

announced the request

for M for the Minecraft

modders yeah I'm aware of too good to be

true deals I'm just

yeah

[Music]

we are keeping personal details of the

public life for the time being but when

it comes to the details of which we can

actually trust the personal details with

that be a whole different cish only with

them there is no no there's no local

successor

but

Lal um a few but I have to get back to

you on

that

yes Israel is the Holy One it's the holy

country

zapping it

[Music]

up I have B feelings about

that

um I will for

[Music]

bling that's to be confirmed the holiday

ornaments as to be confirmed I can't say

for positive

yet for the most part and latter yes all

my chakras have been aligned I've

connected with

everything so

yes once we get everything sorted out

yes that will be an option but that's to

be confirmed later

on okay okay okay

[Music]

okay

so yeah I definitely need to be away

from everything and everyone as I did in

J during the time I was in

jail serving the time for everybody's

sins and

regrets Pro of my power you have to

believe got to have faith

possibly but I don't know those

individuals consciously in this

timeline

maybe and if I do maybe I will show it

off but that's a whole different Kettle

fishing to be

confirmed I do read

it but as I said earlier I'm not doing

the shoutouts

yeah

no can you please stop pretending to be

somebody

else well that doesn't surprise me but

they don't sound anything like me just

like that guy that tried to be my voice

on that episode smiling don't forget

about me Greece I could done it did you

do it oh I toally could have no that

don't sound me and all forget about me

gree I could have done it did you do it

uh well I mean no but toally could

have a stupid thing to say and shoot

um darn it I got so focused and making

that

CL up up up down up down up down why am

I an

elevator my got blump in this

one um no I have not heard of it

I've been to an alternate

Dimension where it's all

100%

hello and why bad time for that to

happen because I've been in an alternate

Dimension where it's literally just

without Conant says Set set set set all

the time and so much BDSM there just no

nothing ever got done there so

forgive

yep what you said not your

name

um just talk with your mom and uh give

her love and appreciation

regardless and I mean that

platonically

just

and great great thanks great apape I

lost my train of

thought he's been dealing with them for

years if he hasn't F bet by himself

right now he needs to learn

more oh oh thank

you

there you

go hard lumps in this

one space look at all these

[Music]

lumps yes I have fans all around the

world

so that's not hardly worth that's hardly

a

question and don't fit SES on my breast

eyes up here eyes up

here you know what that's okay if he

wants to be a low cow go

ahead he wants to be low cal go

ahead what was up with the whole thing

with the loow

anyway I'm not doing jups but I got want

some more clay I'll be right back

following

this

and we are

back and Now for Something Completely

Different how about we push a little

stress

out there be so much funnier this thing

wasn't green

screen

yeah yeah just everybody can imagine

what this could be but yeah no it's

screen it's lumpy it's a pickle I'm

squeezing a stress pickle that's made

out of

foam Ah that's funny where do my eyes

go ah continue being yourselves continue

love and appreciate yourself and your

soul searching and be kind to yourself

with yourself and everyone and anybody

that uh wants to give you bad details

and talk and just uh don't worry about

them and know I'm going just

like there goes that

pickle and now back to

this nope stop pretending to be criselle

I wish you people would stop pretending

to be those that I know are not within

the stream right now

okay uh nope Karma already bit him down

and out so yeah Q Farms that's dead de

dead unform not dead Antichrist it

dead

fornite is actually an in between

Dimension outside of either 12 outside

of either 128 or c19

72 there you go you are blessed you are

blessed I went down to The

Zo

okay that's a date no oh yeah

no

nope nice

try happy happy birthday happy

birthday

no it's not me more for for everything

it's literal it's

physical he shall have the blessings as

he needs to upon his

journey

[Music]

a prayer has been said for

Clark

uh nope and don't pretend to be my

attorney oh it's doing good in fact it's

doing just as good as Hyrule since they

are in the same neck of the woods

[Music]

period

I don't have anything against him but it

just depends on how open he is to good

light power and

righteousness and I'm just trying to

keep from uh giving shout outs like I

said no female pronouns

period they them is also acceptable by I

prefer female she

her

the prayer has been said and he shall be

blessed as he shall

be yes you have yes you are blessed

during your Tri triy during a bunch of

events that are tried emotional hard and

everything

[Music]

I'm not putting the camera down any

lower nobody's getting any crotch shots

and eyes up

here

more um I like I like the Sally Acorn

mod for Sonic one and Sonic 2 and S

3

H I'm sorry to hear

that

hey look

pickle pick me up and de pickle me I

don't

[Music]

know I'd say speak for yourself there is

no delusions here

period the only delusion

around here are those that call

themselves

neurotypical the only ones that are

really quote crazy are the

neurotypicals where they do not see

within the Multiverse and everything

that is deeper

metaphysical oh yeah um either way is

good Chris or Christine or Jesus

Christ and Christ Chan Christ Chan take

your pick it's all

good you are blessed your friend is

blessed thank

you

there is no lying only truth is

spoken I have hardly any need to since I

am

married so therefore I'm spoking

for yeah we'll talk about that later but

we don't need there's no need for Rush

especially considering times of

details godam it

K guys I'm

going

count your

blessings address put your money to

other things that do not involve the

habit of which you are trying to

alleviate yourself

from and follow like powers and

righteous

individuals that's right because most of

the world are not

neurotypical

they may think they are but they are

not oh yes everything does yes

everything has been shifting and is

continuing on in this process within the

ending steps of the dimension merge and

the ultimate miracle and fut Tri and

everything yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

to

all

only truth is spoken and there never

ever was any sets between Barbara and I

period

nope

you are

blessed

nope

the fact that they said

that they don't they don't understand

what I mean they don't understand

definition of the word

neurotypical

he shall see the error of his ways and

recover on his own time and

Accord

2009 tacle edit I don't know about that

but I your wishes with my taco flavor

KES Tac taco

you know what for that individual that

keeps bringing it up why don't you just

go bring it up with the alternate

distant timeline that never is anything

related to or close to this one

period oh I do have music playing in the

background I have

a I have an oh my brain went blank on

the word the day there but anyway I have

a binero beat playing in the

background off screen I look at my phone

and look at the video it look at the

track I'm playing right now it's playing

in the

background yeah it's a b narrow beat

from Heavenly

eyes Scyther and

[Music]

sneez Magic chance a prime criselle Ros

Prime sylvana Rosie Prime and the prime

of all meww

period dro the

piece my bring went blank on give me a

moment ah she is

physically quite all she is

physically um she is mentally and

physically well over 20 years old

rain blink but she has been actually

been to the Future developed many many

years physically and then came

back it was a slow progression upon

realizing my my true gender and identity

and

everything uh the try came around during

the year

2014

[Music]

goty penis monsters

got nope there there's your stupid meme

right there yeah I said it hey get back

here on this

boat and you know what I'm just gonna

ignore anybody with this word in their

name period I'm just gonna ignore

everybody

period nope

one moment at a

time one moment at a time take deep

Rifts count your blessings follow that

which is good light powered and

righteous within your intuition as

opposed to Temptations and all that you

can bear yourself in that way

dude meditate on all that and everything

and all metaphysical connections but

your self-c counterparts out the

Multiverse and everything everything

everywhere all at

[Music]

once

and day Chistmas jingle bell jingle B

Jingle

Bells um I have considered Tik Tock um

but it's not in my present plan at this

time although I do have one that is on

observation alone I'm not mainly going

to be using that as a video streaming

service or platform so don't expect any

videos from me on Tik

Tok Hy doie spy

I want to be

[Music]

[Music]

[Music]

bestch

yes I

did I gotta go War some more clay for

this last set of four

medallions um now these will be painted

off stream this is a whole special thing

but these are painted you will see the

final results when they are delivered to

the individuals that they go end up

going going out to

later we certainly got to get that

turn yes we shall consider that thank

you anyway I'll be right back I got to

go War some more

Cay

and welcome back to the

[Music]

[Music]

show all right anyway let's do some more

I got four more Medallion I got the last

four CU I'm making I was making 20 in

all so I give you all this time I'm TI

looking at blank eyes so let's

do the

oh I'll watch this guy because it's on

him

now oh

y

one hard

piece that was

a oh yeah it's a really good show I've

watched both seasons so

far oh but I I don't care too much about

the chaos Sonic in that one that was

really dumb that was

just

oh um how much talking about really I

just uh don't know too much personally

but he's a good individual for the

ladder he is a good

individual nobody's making comments

about that because this is an SF this is

a safe for work Channel this is a safe

for work thing and we are keeping things

safe for work

oh yeah I've watched uh some of the some

of the episodes of the metal ocalypse

but I have not seen the movie I felt

like uh it was just a bit too

much I mean story I just didn't really

just didn't find be long

term

oh yeah because Satan has been trolling

has been bugging a whole lots a whole

lot of individuals including those are

fighting between Israel and Palestine

right now but yeah Israel shall succeed

they shall last

longer that is foreing prophesized and

forn ah but he is is cleansed and

blessed all he needs to do is to stay on

light power path of

goodness

[Music]

any we think what else what else what

else which yall see that's just the

whole oh oh I think you're referring to

L bin the one that misheard by name is

uh when I told him my name was

Christopher he misheard it call me

Christian that inspired the name change

yeah

that is a thought I still need to catch

up I had the last episode I saw was yes

go ahead and make the jokes the last

episode of J Samuel series I saw was

episode

69 I told you shout

[Music]

outs what I say my brain oh great thanks

for making me lose my thought

train

yeah I mean just essentially you already

are whether I drew you in or wrote you

in or not

period I told you I'm not doing shout

outs I'm staying with that I'm sticking

with

that here here's your stupid New Meme

right now I'm not doing any shout outs

and I'm sticking with

that there

stupid thing stupid stupid thing you

made that's me you this why you think me

St

dog oh by the way I'm betting on Courage

cowardly dog in the Scooby-Doo versus

courage death

battle you tell with a lot worse than

Scooby

did

oh

the original version without as much

details and definitely the one that have

more accurate details when I read when I

redo it into the HD version which will

have absolutely no NSFW content in it

whatsoever despite the circumstances and

details that came about from all of

that

everybody sing a song bra is trying to

remember what I was talking about

earlier it's been the first it's SP the

first time to have awkward moments

within it and I do not speak of personal

details on my own part period that's

enough of that that's enough it just

spit the awkwardness and roll with

it well he shall progress and heal as

best as he can but I'm that's just a

whole mess of details on that part I

don't want to go too much into without

uh causing Fe causing deeper emotions

anyway

oh

um

I I have help in those I have a little I

get by a Little Help from My Friends in

in regards to my emails but I see some

of them I am aware of them I do get them

and we are sorting through them that's a

whole different Gall of fish right

there

my head went somewhere else why did my

head go somewhere

else as long as she sees life power and

good and continues forward with that she

shall no longer be

sad there are no Ducks here whatsoever

period that's enough said please refrain

from asking that

question there shall be no more talk

about that it's a poison no

subject and I will no longer be the

victim of

circumstances

I gota be careful with when I snap my

fingers because they do

manifest I don't need to say anything

but I will clear the room of all

darkness and bad

Tidings I know yes that's the detail

we're working on we're trying to sort

that out I know

look at this whes by's

transparent

nopar oh thank you very much thank you

very much

yes

note yeah that one's regular

Sonu but he's doing okay they're doing

okay I'm trying to do

things they are they are

blessed oh pardon me that just felt good

that was a soul belt just in a whole

mess of bad vibes just a mess of energy

just went out of me and I got a little

bit of a cleans from that so take that

as a good

[Music]

sign

my sing but I'll tell you what if I upon

reaching 100,000 subscribers and getting

a silver YouTube button I will be very

thankful for the blessing it shall be

very

good

time I'm doing the

Press

PR lunges and presses up up up up

there's your

joke

uh actually yes that is

[Laughter]

true cool thanks that's a

fetish cool than that's a

fetish that was

funny um I guess if anybody a Goan I

don't I never really went to in the

expansive detail Digimon dig digit

Monsters Digimon are real stupid Pokemon

Pock the monsters Pokemon are the

champions like

why nope I will not be I will not be

saying things out loud like loudly like

that because that would just bring on

manifestation that I am not looking to

manifest yeah Karma will see him fall

very

harshly he shall reveal himself to be

not when you shall have your your period

when the time is right I need not s my

fingers for

it

no that was a long time ago I have

progressed further matured since

then and we are taking things in a more

positive and safer work direction from

now on

period

on the one hand yes since it is also my

my fur my furco or my sry form

so I'd say interpret whatever meaning

you will from the calmness and bless of

this I'll tell you what here's a

suggestion holy blue

flame leave it on that you can meditate

on that take your time on that anyway

one more one more

[Music]

time

one more time I like to sing

song

ah H I will speak this for for that one

religious aspect as well as all

religious aspects the correct religion

is all good religions none the satanic

ones only those are positive lifeart and

righteousness and of course that does

include

Christianity

Islamic

Buddhism methodism and so forth the

zodiac signs Chinese calendar all that

they're all just individual pieces of

the bigger greater puzzle put them all

together find

the yeah prise me as Jesus or H is

Christ Chan or Christ Chan or

CHR take your pick it is

good yeah we broke up a long time ago

and you are

dead you get no that guy gets no

acknowledgement from me anymore

period give it time and and his faith

shall be renewed within his vision and

eyes and sight physically tangibly

everything it shall be so it is

D the friend there is

blessed the not sure I could say say

same about you with the with such a

screen name as that one

zap to the ex stream zap it up to the

stream we Zing up to this

stream

no

[Music]

oh has to be or not to be

a now I have not played that game within

this

timeline I am aware of the Guilty Gear

series though and it is quite decent and

good yes I am opening for

collaborations and further and it shall

be as as I mentioned on the previous

stream it shall be a consider it shall

be a Happ sance of don't call us we'll

call you

situation and just pretty much

like that and it shall be a whole pick

and shoose and we shall pick those that

VI good and well with

us but anyway that's Medallion number 20

as I have uh made the bow and promise to

do so I am so this is it for this little

lovely little Q&A I pray that you all

were able to enjoy and everything so

before I close

I

there shall be no commentary about

that the details had to be said in the

past tense to manifest what needed to be

because I did not want to be attacked

by

anybody that would have happened had

actually been able to make it to that

convention in that year matter was

from that him that who name shall not be

mentioned again

period or Joshua moon or

Isabella anyway let's clear the

air

[Music]

nope stop pretending anyway I do thank

you all for your continued patronage and

everything I shall see you all again

next stream

yall take care and have a blessed and

safe

day and that'll be the last one I

respond to everybody have a good safe

day or night depending on which part of

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====Highlights====

'''8:33:''' Chris claims that his autism "has been cured" through meditations and affirmations.

'''18:48''' Chris mentions [[Megan Schroeder]], saying that: "She was not a toxic hater."

'''23:03''' When asked about starting an OnlyFans, Chris claims to not know what that is but it is a possibility in the future.

{{Transcript}}

====Raw captions====
{{collapsible|Text from YouTube's captions|hey everybody yay and

merily right so tonight is a simple uh

Q&A live stream I'll be responding to uh

mainly the uh paid questions that pop up

and during which I'll be signing these

lovely certificates to authenticity and

hey look at that it's not

transparent and neither is this so we

got that sorted out pray everybody is

able to hear me okay through the

microphone is it loud enough is it loud

enough you better sing a song about it

because it might be loud

enough anyway so anyway with that being

said uh I'm and I grab a book to get get

one of these certificate of authenticity

to uh get

going getting on on that any let's see

today is uh the 10th of November anyway

just get my thoughts together and

everything as We Vibe out with positive

Good Vibes and everything it's so

good oh well thank you very much

for amazing day

anyway what do you

mean what mic muted let me look check

the audio

then testing one two three nope it's not

muted yes I like Fluttershy she's a nice

she's a lovely nice kind

Pony she's a lovely nice and kind

Pegasus anyway let me think

think I'm thinking about all those

things I could talk

about but yeah among all the details of

which uh I have thought about in further

meditate

upon while was during my time in jail

I've also expanded on the autobot team

of quickfi which y'all remember uh good

old Autobot

Sanu and that's Elena and Prowler of

course Bumble lumba and amarat they were

the main five

then we got four more cuz we have

combiner team as well and three of them

at human at human Partners aside from

Sonu and Chris there so yeah that's a

whole mess of other details going on

anyway let's

see can we please get some B commentary

at least we got that sorted

out

just anyway chill VI and stream bring BR

on positivity

everybody bless all of you it is

good anyway let me think what else is on

my

mind well there you go the first

activity of the night right there as far

as

the

anyway let me

think my brain just feels like freezing

up all of a sudden oh oh yes I did have

a good day today thank you very much

actually you know what that's a good

thing I can talk about my day today just

a little bit but not in too much detail

so ually today was just a kind of a busy

simple

day got up with I got up in the morning

listening to one of my favorite tracks

as was uh Olivia Newton John swis of

Fate really good really good song by the

way after all this time it still

is anyway so it's going on my day just

essentially um to blank down a little

bit uh so I had some breakfast I had

some uh

fruit okay good justed that work down a

little bit anyway so I have my breakfast

add some fruit and made I made an

omelette this

morning yeah this is a spicy omelette

with some salt and pepper I had an apple

banana and two

oranges and uh talk to my friends

everything's been going

good uh yeah mayonnaise just I'm not

totally a big fan of

mayonnaise

on that

part I try to avoid it because it's

fat well prophecy will come about

naturally through me just one my thought

process I'm connected with everything so

that's just the

whole

thing

oh um I have read Archie the Archie

Sonic long time ago I had I had like

most of the books but not all of

them yeah my autism for the most part

has been cured this through meditation

and

affirmations just everything has been

decent good about

that hly somebody had a rough day

themselves

I

mean well you care about your day we'll

care about our day and everybody car

about their day in their own way it's a

good

day anyway we

think oh right my day

oh M Christmas f is nov yay so I just

heard we had to go s D it for Christmas

wait oh do we do let's go sing in Dan

for Christmas Jesus is coming back Jesus

is coming back I am right

here yay

okay that was the first justen I was in

front

oh oh yes it was good to meet you that

day

too why is my head behind the uh

deal art Bon Sy

this the team that wins the Super Bowl

shall be the team that has earned it it

has been predetermined by Divine

fate and

goodness Rainbow Dash jar I don't

consciously know that what that is but

it sounds like it could be a jar with a

picture of Rainbow Dash on it

oh that makes

sense

ah because because PayPal was taking a

piece of the donation for

themselves so it's just essentially to

be sure I get some just to be make

sure we get a good we get a good

amount so just suffice to say sorry the

minimum has been raised but it's the way

it is with PayPal how taking a

cut it's like YouTube they take they

want to cut of they want their cut

money

anyway happy birthday to you thank you

for your support it is very good you are

kind yay it is good h any let me just

think my

dat um we'll do a stream one day in

regards to am Crossing New Horizons but

that's to be confirmed another day

another

time Mom and Dad is mine in

between and all that good stuff and let

me think just

um all right so I was talking about my

day so I have my breakfast and and uh

after that I uh sign I signed and add

line art onto the number of medallions

which of course they're all have mail by

the way the medallions they're back in

they're back in restart fully on the

Etsy

store I will answer that question once

and I will not answer it again upon

repeat but essentially I'll get back to

that question question it's a duly noted

question but

anyway it was essentially to get my it

essentially under one hand in

preparation of getting myself to avoid

having to anything to

do with getting with where I was going

to be in the first place because had I

gone to everfree Northwest I would have

been really interpretated by uh Isabella

and I would let me in jail over there in

Washington state or some

or

something they okay here we go that was

a good talk anyway let's back to on that

all

right all right so just essentially

there's that detail and of course no

would have uh St me in the back one way

or another as he did with refunding

everybody when he did not have to we had

the pictures and

everything so there's that detail or of

course you know uh his name who will not

be mentioned who lives on Turk

Street yeah he would have just uh been

really really beyond evil made things a

lot worse at at that point so yeah it

was just better that I just let fate

Divine planning happening so I

just pretty much went with an alternate

a distant alternate timeline and

accessing the memories of that self

counterart of mine and

just yep going through that I did what I

did get myself

so I'll get back to that question in a

moment essentially just make just

accepting the fate and let myself be in

be my jail for a couple of times to get

through all

that

he hey good guy I remember you you're a

good man you're all right anyway so uh

yeah essentially when it comes to jail

it's just essentially I was segregated

from all the other prisoners so

essentially just treat me like a neut a

just a neutral type of feeling I didn't

have to worry about being

uh bo by too many other prisoners I was

in my own cell I was mostly in the medic

I was mostly in the medical Wing just

that was a whole which that was a thing

so I didn't have to worry too much I

could meditate find my comol for a few

months I was in a different sale with a

bunch of other noisy neighbors within uh

the

booking so just that's the whole thing

there you're W you are very welcome so

as for the uh the St the gravel and

stones from the old from the old from

the old from the old s Temple and the uh

other

stones and the other stones of course

I'm not ening the question I'm going to

answer that question in a

moment it just essentially you got you

get a piece of energy from the old San

temple with everything in regards to the

metaphysical energy the portals and

everything and all that

so you get you get a blessing for

yourself in that as

essentially and a piece of the energy

all this good

stuff thanks you may me forget the other

previous big

question no I am not disclosing where I

am period and that is none of your

business

my brain were blank then the other

question tell about

different oh boy if in order for me to

do that that would be just a whole lot

time to think

about just essentially

yeah anyway how do

I

good

grief

okay oh actually yes there's some

positivity going around I'm I'm trying

to in I'm inspiring

that may I'm just trying to find a

previous

question everybody is H yeah just

essentially those that are in Palestine

they have fallen to the Ws of the demons

and Devils so they'll mainly be they're

mainly blessed they follow the light

light power and all that but can't

really save everybody because it's by

Divine premonition we're sorting out

rooting out every single toxic

individual getting and leaving them

behind now if I can just remember what

the other question was I'm trying to

find how do I access the Super Chat

history on this

thing how do I access super

chats oh you it was pretty good just uh

and I was not in prison I was in jail

there's a difference big difference no

prison just jail Central Virginia

Regional Jail Orange

County I did not make it

happened well if you want to say I made

it up that's fine but but that's not the

case but hey would you would you rather

want to end up being in jail in a nurse

date if you're going to end up a jail

anyway one way or

another hey at least I took it by the

horns I suffer for for all y'all sins in

that part and aspect I'll everything

happen there will be no comments in

regards to flutter and when she and I

and when she and I started talking and

everything that's of your

business I do not pretend I

am I have talked about this before and

you should and you should know this very

well and

seriously now I can

only oh them no excuse me a second now

um Megan was not totally a hotk hater

but she she was she was not

exactly right in everything she did and

just yeah that's a whole different kale

fish with those that have blocked me on

social media

because here's a detail which I feel

like should be

explained yeah of course I know Mighty

and Ray they're cool guys but

anyway yeah about those that bought me

that bought me on the internet just

essentially

everybody everybody is blessed and

everybody has has died of the Palestine

shall be regu res situated as they are

and all that is good will be with

between the 1218 and c197

Hales

anyway do question mark do thanks a lot

for distract

me

there's uh just whichever team wins is

going to win all right because

that cuz after all it's it's a foot it's

a football

game happy happy birthday happy birthday

I mean also it's just a

nerd if only I could actually get the

if only I can

only happy birthday happy

birthday anyway good

grief yes between magican criselle

Savana and Mewtwo I have found my true

on

sweetheart there I just answered that

question in

advance

anyway I wish it was like a i an I wish

I was like wa where how do I access the

history

chandelian um I don't consciously know

what that is but I'm certain that I'm

certain they're like good and kind

supporters and individuals in their own

right and

way okay please I'm not son I'm not Sonu

I'm Jesus Christ Chan Sonu Prime I'm you

call me Jesus Christine I'm not by

swapped with I'm not by swapped with

Sonu he's back in his body I've been

we've been back up back our respected bu

since February

2021

okay

anyway oh yeah I heard okay

see ah Scientology

um in regards to zenu and S in

Scientology that is just one

interpretation of of the greater details

but it's not necessarily going to be

totally in regards to the uh other

planetary species and the flying

saucers not everything that that guy got

in that book was totally

correct okay well I don't know who Aon

Aaron is but please feel better you are

blessed but essentially as going back to

the but all but all religions that are

that promote goodness light power and

everything are good and just the

majority of them are the bigger piece of

the just a piece of the bigger of the

bigger Ultimate Picture which is why I'm

I identify as multi-religious

and I'm open for the the positive

interpretations enlightenments from

everybody and everything

part me

Lassie I don't know about I don't know

what only fans is but it's a possibility

that's to be determined later

on anyway let me think to

remember yeah I'm not going to answer

everybody on

Twitter

just uh it's a lot of details and I got

my things going on and

everything I'm trying to remember oh

oh okay yeah hey copper I do remember

you I'm glad to see you're doing very

well on

YouTube uh we we'll we might do a collab

sometime but that's that's to be

confirmed I got a whole bunch of other

plans going on as well there that I'm

not going to going through right

now this guy that

guy

anyway

not everybody can be forgiven and just

Donald Trump is

Unforgiven I know that one is

ironic yeah tell you what that is a

detail I would only do in person cuz

likely that one is just pretending to be

Megan so she actually wants to reconcile

and everything well find each other in

person that's a whole different kill of

fish we're really really got the

priorities set and we're

not we're keeping our distance away from

the fakers in that if my bra remember

the previous questions how can I answer

wish I could have ACC to all the history

of those questions

oh oh nine non-binary ah you mean know

that I don't that don't identify as

either

gender um yeah there's like a few but

obviously stick with their birth gender

and whatnot the majority of them

do um well George Floyd he ended up on

the c197 half through his count through

his counterparts

body so that was just the thing of

course Jason David Davis Jason David

Frank I really Li to him as you know

Green Ranger he end up in his self

counterpart so he's literally the uh

present he's literally present Power

Ranger Iration that Tommy end up

[Music]

being you are blessed you are blessed

last

wait okay obviously it's not good time

to be doing

these

keep um I don't know about that but

there are there are functional toilets

in the bathrooms over there on the SE i7

have just

like yeah Cole is not a toxic hater he

just had like some really bad rough

times with his uh

family which G pal I mean I just uh one

answer is

obvious although I'm opting rather or

not to say her name or not because I

don't want to I don't want to have

anybody trying to bug her or

anything but yeah do I do have one in

mind all right well you just pretty much

shied out for yourself hey good luck on

your shiny on your Shiny Pokemon

hunting

happy birthday happy birthday

F

fos anyway D my brain

just obviously this is not a good time

to be signing all certific

authenticity I'm trying at least I

signed a few at least I'm signing a few

of

them just it's one thing to focus on

these certificates authenticity while

I'm focusing on the questions and

everything

oh um we'll get back to you on we'll see

about that if you contacted us through

the uh Gmail that was provided we'll let

you

know it just doesn't it's premature all

right G5 is not meant to be existent yet

and I'm not going to see it at all until

after Generation 4 friendship is Magic

season 14 episode 26 is made and aired

and everything with all the other

episodes

beforehand and that just felt like a

whole lot of

words you I will not present any further

details about uh what I we have in the

process which uh will only go towards

talking

about with directly with Nintendo

themselves that's a whole different

thing anyway I'm not going to give

anybody spoilers in the risk of any

parodies or

anything um no there is no sonichu the

Werehog and quickfill

period

all right there you go you got they did

that

just good guy any

just what was the

routine I have no idea what you're

talking

about on a few of these a few all

this oh I think you mean like uh fan you

mean like fan art and all that

um definitely we definitely got to put

that PO boot that PO boot I have made

available soon enough for like fan art

and positive

mail and uh obviously uh Digital Arts

can be sent to the Gmail address that

was

provided

anyway oh great apape it's hard to it's

just try to focus on one thing or

another and then it's like I

got I don't know what a I don't know

what that kind what that kind of toilet

is I don't know what that kind of toilet

is all right

I mean I know what bday is one thing

yeah son Frontiers is a good game I just

haven't played through the entirety of

it you're your uh

partner shall come to you at the right

time you can't rush

it you are

welcome anyway just I'm trying to

remember my brain everywhere

I give I can cure autism but the

attention deficit disorder is just a bit

still that's older to kill

fish hello hey

guys have

as I mentioned earlier I am not

single I married to Magic Chan criselle

Sana meww

Prime

anyway good grief I thought focus on one

thing and then my shift my f sh my focus

shifts and then just I

got put this back all the way down light

part

I'm not

pretending I am I have literally

meditated on this we have talked about

this

before it's hard to talk about Dragon

Ball since I don't really watch too much

of it but I am quite aware of it and I

have seen some of

it

uh yeah I feel like he's quite decent

I've heard the things he has

done now if you're talking about

redheaded individuals with red hair and

freck red freckles they are individuals

they are not necessarily a race of

people

and as I said before we're not really

doing verbal shout

outs at least not to the majority I'm

just a oh there's that question that's

been in the chat feed for a while

finally came up no he can't too arrogant

that guy he's just Donald Trump is just

never Donald Trump is just not going to

get he's going to get left behind with v

Putin and everybody just going to fall

the fire and brimstone with the red

dragon that is Russia I mean Russia is L

the country of Russia is literally the

present day B

Babylon I do not know who that is and

I have certainly have not met

him yes my mental health is quite well

thank you very much for

asking still not quite perfect I mean it

goes along with they mainly the

attention deficit disorder but then of

course I'm linked with everything so

obviously you going hear me speaking

tongue and all

that there are no Devil's worshippers in

Ukraine and and there are there are only

very few of

them and essentially this individual

that pretend to use the name of the guy

that's literally going to be left behind

worse and fallone in the fire Brimstone

so yeah that's his old thing

anyway I bless that I bless the

gentleman whose name was mentioned in

the in the feed just a moment ago thank

you not viir Putin either no yep no he

will fall he will die by his own sword

literally

anyway yes I have played son Frontiers

some of it but not all of it I had not

made it to the first island

yet I've been so busy with a whole bunch

of other details and things and

everything I've been able to play that

game that

much oh that's another question yeah I

don't know when I'm going to watch

digital circus I mean that's to be

confirmed and when I when I feel like

watching it I'll watch it but I have I

still have not watched it

yet so yeah that was just yeah all right

so that question came back

[Music]

finally all right you know what F wish

wish there you go there's that there's

your one reference to

that oh my head

is happy birthday dude happy

birthday I'm trying to think my brain is

just excuse me a

second

let me

think all right

anyway your friend is blessed and just

essentially you know what a lot of

autistic individuals they are blessed

just hey you know what on that topic I

mentioned uh

your uncle is blessed

anyway and I I rebuke wait I rebuke the

AE

there my brain just went blank

thanks

okay

oh just like you know those guys are

really epic stupid but they want believe

that's their thing and it's just like so

there's just l so stupid they believe

that that they're stupid as they they go

their stupid ideology and whatnot is fat

when it's really not so yeah they're

Lucid

stupid that's the thing and plus it's a

rhyme scheme you know Lucid stupid kind

of

rhymes

okay the Poke all right so the poked

entries for Rosie Rose Sho fosa son Sonu

metonic and respectively is 978 979 980

981 982 and

983 and I'm not acknowledging that

comment just

now thank you very much thank

you let's think

about a long time ago some a long time

ago in the galaxy far for away this

thing I

was um they areny drink I have not um I

don't know who that

is and the other

question now lots of good assigned life

updates and everything with the

metaphysical details and

locally just

no tring find any

on you know speaking of cosplays I'm

just going to mention this right now so

I have heard that some individuals we're

cosplaying as Barbara which I really

really really do not like that at all

period

just where my phone at where I oh there

it is just essentially because the way

you are all portraying her in your

cosplay in the way of uh just

essentially being a

bad indivi being

uh very being old old lady when y'all

should know better she was more than now

she's had quite the life in history

working at

uh working at first North American

National Bank and

everything I mean shoot you know I mean

y'all don't know too much history about

Barbara just uh just everything she left

at and just run to I mean if y'all going

to cosplay as Barbara I say dress up as

her when she was something when she was

a lot nicer and more more successful I

mean there's a lovely

old there's a nice lovely old picture of

her all right if you want to cosplay as

Barbara try to look like that it's a

good

outfit anyway just let y'all know about

that and she was part she was part of a

magic act also with her with her

ex-husband that that's that's a

different C fish but but she was quite

the financial successful businesswoman

working with the individuals

and whatnot so yeah oh any actually yes

we are bringing the custom amiibos

around they'll be available soon enough

we're working on 3D print options focus

camera

Focus why did I worry all of a

sudden focus camera focus a there we go

that's a little

better thank you thank you very much

focusing all right

now oh actually yes but you want mainly

buy The Medallion through the Etsy store

and they'll and it connects with the

PayPal feet and everything that's does

the donations to the

stream all talking about my day I did

the medallions and I was like being

focusing on all that and I play I'm of

course I'm also playing amoc Crossing

daily

just

actually yes I am very busy answering a

lot of prayers I

mean billions of prayers do you think

about that you think I can answer them

all at once no we have that's why we

have many individuals doing

that the merge will H merge is happening

it's in progress to completion will

happen shortly from

now

I believe you're talking about a video

game a video game I've have heard a

little bit about that it came up in my

live stream I believe somebody among my

subscriptions did live that that so but

yeah I don't think I'm G to be playing

that game yet I am I am doing that I'm

doing that just I haven't really given

it further conscious I've been so busy

with a lot of other things I mean shoot

you think this is this easy back in

Jerusalem when I was Jesus Christ way

back when now it's just hard it's hard

it was hard to focus didn't think

especially when finding myself and all

and all that then everything else that

goes on outside that and all throughout

the multitude lives I had since

then thank you very much thank you thank

you

anyway I me you think about the perfect

life back then no you think that

everything was so Punky do I me sh yeah

just like no I'm not pretending we stuff

that

anyway just shoot it's not perfect as it

says I mean yeah obviously the Bible is

Holy and good but it's meant to be a

basis it's meant to be a guide a guide a

simp a simple guideline book essentially

eventually everybody is meant to think

outside

that there is nothing there's no

blasphemy and the ones that are far from

Heaven would be those that are closed up

close minded to the details and all that

and as for all right so our commissions

we're going to be getting those up soon

enough just when I'm ready to actually

do our commissions why do I have to be

so busy making medallions all the time

we're Outsourcing and

everything all

right you are blessed you are

blessed

okay

I'm already a go I'm already God it's I

kind of need to be president but I

appreciate

that the guy pretended to be Vladimir

Putin just no don't just I mean I know

you're not actually that guys is this

yeah no you're

not

nope why do we have to have all

these

ow ah I see ah in reference

yeah oh

yeah essentially it's um all right let

me answer one question at time I don't

know this game I have not played it and

I don't think I'm going to play it right

now but

anyway but yeah essentially it's like

you know the gods and gods that people

have been praying to they pray to them

that are subsidiaries but they all

breathe they all pray to one God one

deity and that so God that was that

exist through and Beyond the core and

Matrix of our universe and

timeline and I have the one that's

direct connection to all that and then

some maybe that's to be confirmed

another day maybe question's coming in

so fast so fast I'm trying to get my

mind calm and

everything

hello

anyway but yeah just being the one

Avatar of all existence not

easy I just answered that question we

are going to be making the custom

amiibos

yes we're looking into that we it's

spending on that when we have that

perfected we will be adding them to the

Etsy store soon

enough

well happy anniversary to

you you're

welcome I can't always I can't always

always

be in a positive state of mind or calm I

can get overwhelmed just like every

single other god and goddess can

literally not perfect but

still

all right anyway gods and God we gods

and goddesses are not perfect okay but

we all work together as best we can we

serve as best we can that's why yeah you

know hey one God cannot literally do

everybody around all the billions

billions of people that's why we have

like you know that's why there's like

multiple gods and goddesses but there

can only be one Avatar of all existence

literally

you know what I don't care really I'm

GNA I am answering this question I don't

really care low cal It's just hey if

y'all want to laugh anybody at at their

expens that's your thing but hey at

least I don't have to worry about

that well that's okay yes you may you

may cosplay as me as I was in the old

Ralph Lauren in the old Ralph Lauren

short shirt or look alike that's okay

it's

good

you both are

blessed I mean shoot you think

everything

is

um the comment

section thankk you

thany you guys are

blessed try to

focus how many times that question we

got I already asked I already answered

that question I said

yes

anyway oh my

head anyway so anyway so I've been so I

was looking forward to another Q&A

session um so I thought I was going to

be able to uh focus on science of type

authenticity happy birthday thank you

obviously obviously during live stream

it's not the best time to be signed

certificates authenticity but at least

you know that I do personally sign them

and

[Music]

that just feel like from now one in

future streams I definitely need to have

a better plan in advance for that

oh cutting your grass is not

murder it's like cutting hair all right

you're just cutting hair of the earth

it's okay to cut

grass it's okay to M your l on I mean

after all who wants uh tall tall grass

blocking a path in the

fields his soul and his children are are

blessed and shall be guided better and

well as they need to and self-defense

and

future I appreciate the compliment but

uh I'm not going to exactly hook up so

easily because I'm already taking and

smoking

[Music]

[Music]

for yes thank you very much I'm doing

the best I can between metaphysic ality

and right here on Earth and everything

physically and

everything everything everywhere I

once yes we've already done that

but we had just done

that so many details many

questions think our

going

oh ah my predictions have occur I mean

you guys you mean just think about it

there a lot of predictions have here I

mean just while I prophesized in book 10

a lot of details have been manifested

literally I mean oh yeah just look at

this we actually did have a we did have

a virus that we end and That vaccine was

developed for it more recent years that

end up going to the that end up going to

the Future for to get the cure for and

going back for the Cure with the Cure

where to prevent that happening on the

SE i7 half I'll definitely consider

watching I'll definitely consider

watching digital circus but that's a

whole for cattle of fish right there

upon when and what how and what feeling

I'll have when I

do L that's uh we are continuing on the

Nan series we are going to we are doing

the books and I'm working we're looking

on we're expanding it's just a slow

process I'm going to I'm going to

Outsource and have other peoples we're g

to have we're going to have cabs and

everything but that's just the it's only

with trusted individuals and that's to

be confirmed the details that'll be

revealed later

on feel a little tired right

now

open oh boy that's

a thing um they would work to get her

Sonu and

Goku I'm just going to go ahead and just

go

through the other Super Chat

comments I'm sorry I just feel a little

fatigued right now but I'm I'm okay but

doing the best surviving move

forward remain

optimistic anyway so got happy birthday

here happy birthday

Tim just going to the Super Chat I feel

like I just want to finish this

early is right uh what um he's Soni

Prime is neutral but we're signing with

Israel really I don't know know I have

I'm aware of Chainsaw man I just have

not watched or SE seen

it it's my it's personal choice all

right my choice and

just hey Jesus Jesus you know what I

mean and all the other names and

variation all the other names that means

the same thing as I was way back when

all right anyway I do appreciate all of

you very much just and thank you all for

coming we will have another Q&A stream

soon enough or I'll just have another uh

uh maybe maybe maybe next time I'll play

some Anal Crossing news Horizons but

that's to be confirmed

anyway okay interpretation

oh oh right

right same individual same individual

just different names all right right

anyway same God it's different names

happy birthday happy birthday all right

anyway all of you all take care and

thank you all very much for contined

support and blessings and all of you all

are

[Music]

blessed cuz Jesus Christ of Nazareth was

the Avatar of all assistance and I am

the one Avatar of all assistance

literally anyway thank you all so much

you and every one of y'all have a

blessed and safe day thank you}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

Flutter

2023-10-18T22:49:00Z

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{{Infobox Person
| title = Flutter
| name = Unknown
| image = Flutter.png
| aliases = Egg Meryl Food Lion Lady Cabbage Patch Kid
| saga = {{saga|jail|cn}}, '''[[Template:ThirdExile|Third Exile]]''', '''[[Template:RevelationsSaga|Revelations]]'''
}}

'''Flutter''' (born c. 1993) is the nickname [[Chris]] gave to a woman he's friends with, due to her liking the [[My Little Pony]] character Fluttershy. She contacted Chris in jail through unknown means, though most likely through letters. After Chris got out, he met up with her at Lynchberg, and they began hanging out together. Despite speculation otherwise, Chris has described the two of them as just friends, in a shocking change from [[Friend zone|earlier friends of Chris]], whom he desperately wanted to date. Chris also revealed that she's in her 30s, despite her child-like appearance

After Chris's release from jail, he was frequently [[Post-jail sightings|photographed]] by people who managed to spot him in public. In [[September 2023]], he began getting sighted with Flutter. This ultimately led Christorians to begin theorizing about her, with some thinking she was a child due to her appearance, others thinking she was a social worker. On the 17th, she was spotted allegedly [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#CVS|making out with Chris at a CVS]], causing many people to believe she was his girlfriend. [[Otaku King]] also claimed that the two of them were a couple. These rumors were disputed by Chris in [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], where Chris claimed that they were just friends.

==Sightings==
{{main|Post-jail sightings (2023)}}

On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Food_Lion|4 September 2023]], Chris was spotted talking with Flutter at a coinstar machine. This was the first time she was sighted, and earned her the nickname "Food Lion Lady".

On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Sheetz/On_the_road_Part_II|9 September 2023]], a [[ween]] stalked Chris in his car. Reportedly, Flutter was in the car with Chris, and the ween remarked that she looked like a child.

On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Walmart_(September)|16 September 2023]], she was spotted with Chris at [[Walmart]]. This was the first clear view of her face.

On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#CVS|17 September 2023]], Chris was sighted allegedly hugging, touching and ''kissing'' Flutter at a CVS. On the 20th, the sighter posted two ''incredibly'' blurry pictures of Chris hugging and kissing her. While Chris is easy to see, Flutter is incredibly hard to see. The sighter also made multiple comments about her.

{{quotebox|[Chris] was all over that woman. Just kept touching her and had her hand on the back almost the whole time. She doesn’t look young.}}
{{quotebox|She 100 percent looked uncomfortable.}}
{{quotebox|She seemed uncomfortable and kept her head down mostly. I can’t say whether she was just uncomfortable or if she was low functioning.}}
{{quotebox|Seemed like he was kind of leading the shopping trip. He also was very close to her at all times. Co-Worker asked if they needed help Chris made sure to step so that he was between my Co-Worker and the girl.}}
{{quotebox|She paid.}}

These comments have yet to be confirmed as fact.

On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Undisclosed_parking_lot|19 September 2023]], Chris supposedly walked into a game store with her.

On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#River_Ridge_Mall|1 October 2023]], Chris was spotted showing something on his device to her at River Ridge Mall . This was the clearest view of her face yet.

On [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Game_Junkies|3 October 2023]], Flutter was seen waiting in a car while Chris was shopping at Game Junkies.
<center>
<gallery>
File:Foodlionflutter.png|At Food Lion
File:Walmartflutter.png|At Walmart
File:Flutter.png|At River Ridge Mall
</gallery>
</center>

{{JailSaga}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{RevelationsSaga}}
{{People}}

Template:Article of the now

2023-09-29T18:48:38Z

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As [[2009]] came to a close, [[CWCipedia]]'s operators ran into financial trouble keeping the site in the black, given the many hits it received on a daily basis and the profusion of large files that were held on its servers. To help keep the site up and running for its [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], the Sysop that maintained the website for Chris turned to '''selling advertising space on the site'''. Due to the somewhat complicated laws of the jurisdiction in which the servers resided, ads could only be purchased from within the European Union. Chris made no money from advertisement revenue; all of it went towards keeping the CWCipedia up and running.

('''[[CWCipedia#CWCipedia_advertisements|More...]]''')

Alec Benson Leary

2023-09-26T15:24:02Z

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{{Incomplete}}
{{Troll|In spite of his testimony to the contrary, Alec created ''Asperchu'' as a parody of ''Sonichu'' and all the lore associated with Chris-Chan. He also played [[Jackie]] and [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]].}}

:''This article discusses Alec Benson Leary and his interactions with [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. For information about his award-winning comic ''Asperchu'', see [[Asperchu]].''

{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
| name = Alec Benson Leary
|image = ABL.png|size=250px
|aliases = Alex Benson Leary Christopher Paul Whitney ABL ALB
|year = 25 December 1982
|gender = Male
|nation = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|occupation = Freelance comic book artist 
|saga = {{saga|asperchu|cn}}, {{saga|cwcipedia|cn}}, {{saga|callingout|cn}}
}}

'''Alec Benson Leary''' (born as '''Alex Benson Leary''' on [[Christmas|25 December]] 1982) of {{w|Eden Prairie, Minnesota}}.<ref>[[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas]]</ref> is the TRUE and HONEST creator of [[Asperchu]], a parody of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]. He beautifully [[Chris and art|illustrates]] and [[Chris and writing|writes]] a relatable story about a man with [[Asperger syndrome]], trying to complete his [[Love Quest]] with his joy-boys.

==Mailbag==
Alec advertised his comic to Chris multiple times through email, however none of these interactions have been made public. Alec's first public interaction with Chris was through the [[CWCipedia]] [[Mailbag]], in [[Mailbag 10]].

{{Email|From: Alec-chan [[Asperchu]] <albasperchu@live.com>
Chris,

[[File:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|200px]]

This is Alec. Why have you not responded to the truly amazing comic I sent you?

I am referring of course to my one TRUE and HONEST creation, the original ASPERCHU, the electric/aspergers type hedgehog pokemon, which I recently showed to you as a token of my esteem for you. I think you are perhaps scared and confused by my rise to greatness. If I knew you were to ever be worried by my meteoric rise to fame, I would NEVER have written to you with such uncareful regard for your feelings. I wanted you to know that you have inspired me to GREATNESS, NOT to take anything away.

You have recently written your feelings on the ASPERGERS, which shows me that you are indeed worried that one such as I wants to take away your fame and glory, and I assure you this is simply the furthest from the TRUTH. Allow me to enlighten you on the real nature of the aspergers, which as you say is not like the [[autism]]. For one, we aspergers folks have the troubles with communicating to other people, we are very shy and have trouble making others to understand us. We also, secondly, have trouble with focusing too much on one thing at a time. I think that is where the confusion lies, for people see your utter DEVOTION to only Sonichu and your Playstation 3 and NOTHING ELSE as perhaps connected to aspergers; they do not realize that the fact you do not have time for the lesser things like work and friends as a sign of a TRUE and HONEST artist.

On a second note, I think you were scared of my speaking to you because I compared myself to you. You see, I did not mean to compare my ASPERGERS to your AUTISM, for as you say the two are totally and completely different and are never and have never been the SAME. The only way I wanted to compare myself to you is that as you are an artist, I aspire to be an amazing artist as well. I hope you will accept my peace offering of ASPERCHU and SONICHU meeting as friends that I have attached.

Your friend and protege,

Alec Benson Leary}}

Chris did not take kindly to this.

{{EmailReply|Firstly, [[Chris_and_his_ego|YOU WISH YOU WERE ME]], and second, I apologize for putting your letter into the Reject page, but I felt it necessary, because 1), you are obviously a Troll from what you've typed. And 2), your drawing infers homosexuality, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT GOD DAMN LIFESTYLE OR WHATEVER WORD IS USED TO DESCRIBE IT!!! --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:00, 7 December 2009 (CET)}}

Alec tried again to get the approval of Chris in [[Mailbag 17]]

[[File:AsperchuNoHomo.JPG|thumb|Good, godly, STRAIGHT fun!]]
{{Email|From: [[Alec Benson Leary]]

Christian,

First of all, I wish to say how sorry I am. I have nothing but the greatist respect for you and your artistic talent, I only meant to show you how awesome I think Sonichu is. I NEVER meant to suggest that Sonichu was a despicable HOMOGAY.

I only wanted to show [[Asperchu|ASPERCHU]] and his brother Sonichu having good, godly, STRAIGHT fun together as friends and brothers. So to make up for my previous error, I have created a completely NEW image to show how they are both manly men enjoying the joys of brotherhood.

Your friend and protege,

Alec Benson Leary}}

Chris, yet again, did not respond kindly to this.

{{EmailReply|YOU HAVE DONE WRONG with this drawing; it only depicts the OPPOSITE OF STRAIGHT, you D.A. There may be a HUMAN character coming into the books with aspergers, but there will certainly NEVER BE A SONICHU or ROSECHU WITH THAT AILMENT.}}

Alec continued to appear in Chris's Mailbags, though he did not respond to any of them.

==The Calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

The Alec Benson Leary calls are a series of calls between [[Chris]] and Alec. Throughout the calls, Alec argues with Chris about Asperchu and Sonichu and the war between them. Along with this, he chastises Chris for stealing [[Evan]]'s character [[Simonchu]] and turning him into a much worse character, [[Simonla]]

Despite the calls starting out as discussions about [[Asperchu]], they cover a wide range of topics regarding Chris's lifestyle, such as his laziness, gaming addiction and so on. The calls are similar to the [[Kacey calls]] in the fact that Alec is trying to give Chris a reality check, but instead of how Kacey acted as a potentional [[heartsweet]], Alec acts more like a [[Father Call|father figure]] to Chris, simplifying his sentences to try and get through to Chris.

Alec's main objective in these calls is to get Chris to make a [[Chris and remorse|sincere apology]] towards him and the other members of the [[Asperpedia Four]], something that Chris fails at [[29 January 2010|three]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|whole]] [[5 February 2010|times]]. Despite Alec being possibly the least antagonistic [[troll]] Chris has dealt with, he still hates him an absurd amount, shown best in [[Sonichu 10]], where he is electrocuted to death by all of Chris's characters.

These calls were all leaked by [[Mao]]

==[[Calling Out]]==
{{see also|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Christopher Paul Whitney reveal}}

After attempting to ignore Alec for well over a year and a half, Chris suddenly turned around and revealed a possible dox on Alec. He proclaimed that he's a "[[South Park|fatty-fat-fat]]" named Christopher who makes donations to [[The GAMe PLACe]] and doesn't have Asperger's. Like [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and [[Thorg]], he demanded reparations – namely that he make a video apologizing for [[Chris and copyright|infringing on his Sonichu "copyright"]] and then [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]].

On 30 August 2011, the day before Alec's deadline, [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Chris revealed]] the true identity of Alec as 36-year-old "Christopher Paul Whitney", of San Antonio, Texas, better known as [[YouTube]] sensation "Fatman". Fatman later made a [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WrO0EHh37c|video video response], where he called Chris a "[[Slow-in-the-minds|dumb ass]]" for thinking he was Alec. Chris never replied to the video and presumably never saw it due to the death of [[Bob Chandler|his father]] a week after he "revealed" Fatman.

{{References}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{AsperchuSaga}}
{{CWCipediaSaga}}
{{CallingOutSaga}}

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== Summary ==
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Post-jail sightings (2023)

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Dysprosium19: As much as I want this to be funny, you never know with CWC. He had a thing going on with Fiona while he was boinking Barb, not to mention the polyamorous marriage he believes himself to be in...

{{protip|We once again advise you to ''never ever'' directly engage with Chris nor attempt to get him [[banned]] from the places he's been to. On the off-chance that you cross paths with Chris, the absolute ''most'' that you should do is [[Passive observers|get some kind of documentation of Chris]], [[Unholy Tetrad|but never to directly engage with him]]; otherwise, it is best to leave Chris alone. To put it more bluntly: ''DO NOT'' attempt to stalk Chris upon seeing him, and ''NEVER'' speak to Chris in ''ANY'' way, shape, or form, or to anyone at his current place of residence. [[Megan Schroeder|You]] [[BlueSpike|do]] ''[[A-Logging|NOT]]'' [[Idea Guys#Removal from power|want]] [[Michael Hirtes|to]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke|be]] [[Jacob Sockness|a part]] [[Affair with Mother|of Christory]].}}
[[File:Chris sightings in May 2023.png|thumb|A map of all Chris sightings in May 2023. (''Note: this map has the wrong Walmart labeled. The Walmart where Chris was spotted is further south, just off of US Route 360.'')]]
[[File:PeenWeen.png|thumb|As foreseen, a mean keen [[Weening|ween]] by the name of [[Pickle|Peen]] seen looking for [[Transgender|Christine]].]]

On 27 [[March 2023]], [[Chris]] was [[Jail Saga#Bonded out or Released by court order|released from jail]], with the only explanation being ''"released by court order"''. Beginning on 1 [[May 2023]], '''sightings of Chris''' were reported in various places around {{w|Chesterfield County, Virginia}}.

Most of the sightings were initially posted on the [[r/ChrisChanSonichu|r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit]]. All sightings involved Chris either shopping or playing [[card games|trading card games]] in public.

This period of time has gone through a number of name changes, with it being referred to as '''The Chase''' (in reference to the ''Doctor Who'' serial) from May 1-6. However, people felt that calling it "The Chase" would encourage [[weens]] to actually 'chase' Chris, so from May 7-August 17 it was called the '''Post-Jail Saga'''. Eventually, CWCki users agreed to rename it to the '''Third Exile'''.

==Walmart (May)==

On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in {{w|Midlothian, VA|Midlothian}}, Virginia, a western suburb of Richmond in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user called DarylMcGoofyGuy posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted by an account named Speedymctweet, again claiming a friend had sent them.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref> In the photos, Chris's [[hair]] has returned to its natural brown color, and he also appears thinner, congruent with his last mugshot. He also has a [[medallion|Sonichu medallion]], most likely a [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V]] version.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 1.png|Photo uploaded by both DarylMcGoofyGuy and Speedymctweet, of Chris putting something in or taking something out of his cart.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 2.png|2nd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris shopping.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 3.jpg|3rd photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris looking at what could be a shopping list.
File:CWC-Walmart-20230501 - 4.jpg|4th photo uploaded by Speedymctweet, of Chris in the Entertainment section.
</gallery></center>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref>

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

===Video===

Alternative_Roof1940 also uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| saga = [[Image:TheChaseicon.png]] [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]]
| saga = [[Incest Arrest#Video|The Arrest]]
| saga =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a [[Nintendo Switch|switch]] (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

{{quoteboxgreen|No, there was no group. Chris was alone the entire time up until chris got into the car with 1 single person parked 8 stores away}}

The address of the Walmart was not revealed by any of the observers, but the exterior view shown in Alternative_Roof1940's video indicates that it is located at 14501 Hancock Village Street. This location happens to be 10 miles (16 km) by road from the main campus of [[Gateway Homes]], lending support to the hypothesis that Chris is residing there. One of the rules of Gateway Homes states “No registered sex offenders or individuals who have committed a sexual offense will be considered”,<ref>https://gatewayhomes.org/admissions-eligibility/</ref> although Chris is not a registered offender and has not been formally convicted of [[incest]], making it unclear if his charge poses an issue for admission. Without confirmation, we cannot say for sure where Chris is residing. Coincidentally, the Walmart is only 4 miles (6 km) from [[Manchester High School]], which Chris attended from 1996 to 2000.

==Battlegrounds==
[[File:Gamestore2023.jpg|thumb|200px|[[:File:Chrischannov2007.jpg|Nothing has changed]].]]

On 2 May 2023, Chris was spotted playing cards at the game store Battlegrounds, also in Midlothian, around 11 miles north of Walmart he was shopping on May 1st and a half hour drive from his speculated Gateway Homes. The photo was posted by Euclid_Class_Object to Reddit on the same day presumably. <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1366xdf/chris_spotted_in_a_local_game_shop/#</ref>

Euclid Class Object sourced the photo from a member of the "Zodiac Duelist" Yu-Gi-Oh Facebook group.


On the 5th, Battlegrounds set their Facebook store page to private, most likely due to [[Weening|ween]] activity.

Chris was wearing the same [[Medallions#Mark V|Mark V medallion]] he was wearing in the Walmart photos.

==Chesterfield Towne Center==
[[File:Chrischan-seen-in-public-v0-f7l8pasp6qxa1.png|thumb|left|200px|CWCfoot]]

On 3 May 2023, for the third time in a row, Chris was spotted outside a [[wikipedia:Donatos Pizza|Donatos Pizza]] at [[wikipedia:Chesterfield Towne Center|Chesterfield Towne Center]] in Chesterfield County, about 16 miles (25 km) north of the speculated Gateway Homes and over 2 miles (4 km) east of Battlegrounds. The photo was posted to Reddit by Pure_Lingonberry_677, who also claims his friend took the photo <ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13703h9/chrischan_seen_in_public/</ref>

This is the first sighting where Chris is aware that he is being photographed. Chris appears to be put off and even nervous, something uncharacteristic of him before the Jail Saga, though Chris could just be caught off-guard.

Also, the Sonichu medallion itself has also somehow turned its face towards the camera; whether this is due to Chris [[Sonichu's Edge|moving fast enough for the medallion]] [[Obesity|to bounce naturally off of Chris]], or that [[Magical thinking|the medallion itself is possessed by the same forces]] set to bring about the [[Dimensional Merge]] is uncertain.

==Earthbound Trading Company==
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|right|200px|Chris, [[Chris and fashion|fitting in]].]]

On 3 May 2023 a reddit user called sagehazes who works as a cashier mentioned in a comment on the Chesterfield Towne Center sighting thread that they had rung Chris up at the store where they work:

{{quoteboxgreen|came into my store and signed the receipt "sonichu"}}

At the time sagehazes did not elaborate or provide evidence.

On 27 May 2023 sagehazes rang Chris up again, and on 29 May they rang him up a third time. That same day, sagehazes posted a picture of Chris in line at the register and a picture of his [[signature]] on a receipt. While the pictures on Reddit are from the 27 May sighting, sagehazes claims that they also took pictures during the 29 May sighting. It remains to be seen if those will be uploaded as well.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13v4vtx/sighting_signature/</ref>

In the thread, sagehazes did not name the store but described it as "a hippie/new age type store".<ref name=sagehazes>https://www.reddit.com/user/sagehazes/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/2tfaW archive])</ref> One Reddit user identified the store as Earthbound Trading Company, a clothing and new-age chain which has a location in Chesterfield Towne Center. Photographs of the mall store on Google Maps show that the store's ceiling matches the ceiling visible in sagehazes' photo.

According to sagehazes, Chris had been to the shop at least twice, once near the end of April and again on 27 May. Sagehazes described his purchases as "usually jewelry and crystals" and described Chris as looking relatively normal (by his standards) but emitting an unhealthy odor:<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|it was definitely funky with a hint of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]}}
{{quoteboxgreen|pure shit I had to breathe through my mouth very shallowly}}

Sagehazes also claimed that Chris was talking to himself while in the store.<ref name=sagehazes></ref>

One notable change from early May is that Chris's [[hair]] has been dyed a bright teal color. Also conspicuous is the absence of the Sonichu medallion, presumably to avoid recognition by weens. On closer inspection, however, the back of a necklace can be seen on his neck, as well as what looks to be a bump in the shape of the medallion under his clothes, so it is likely he has simply hidden it under his shirt.

The signature reads "J. Christ Chan Sonichu", showing that Chris's [[Messiah_complex#Jesus_Reborn|Jesus delusions]] remain strong after being released from jail.

[[File:CWC signature 5-27-23.png|thumb|center|200px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]

==Modern Table Top Gaming==
[[File:May 30 2023 sighting.jpg|thumb|left|200px|[[Affair with Mother|You are what you eat]].]]
On 30 May 2023, a now-deleted Reddit user Literally-poop spotted Chris playing {{w|Magic: The Gathering}} in an unspecified location and posted a photo of him to r/ChrisChanSonichu the same day.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg//</ref> The Sonichu Medallion is once again presumably hidden under Chris's shirt.

User SaleneDreams identified the store as Modern Table Top Gaming in [[wikipedia:Chester, Virginia|Chester]], a community in eastern Chesterfield County.<ref> https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/13w21ko/sighted_today_playing_mtg/</ref> Photos of Modern Table Top Gaming on Google Maps confirm that the chairs and table in the store match those in the photo and that the framed picture behind Chris had been blacked out because it prominently displayed the store's name. The store is 15 miles (24 km) east of Gateway Homes.

==Williamsburg Premium Outlets==

[[File:CWC-Premium Outlets sighting-June 2023.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris with two [[Gal pal|women]].]]
On 7 [[June 2023]], Chris was spotted buying [[Restaurants|Ben and Jerry's]] at {{w|Williamsburg Premium Outlets}} in {{w|Williamsburg, Virginia}} with two women, one of whom was in a wheelchair. On the same day, user CardboardJoJo claimed on r/ChrisChanSonichu that Chris had complimented their dog, initially without any photos and refusing to state where this had happened.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143jnzv/chris_just_told_me_my_dog_was_very_cute/</ref>

CardboardJoJo wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Won’t say where, but similar to where they’ve been sighted in May. Was walking my dog and a person in leggings and a jeans skirt said “That is just the cutest dog!” and I immediately recognized their voice. I was shook and just told them “thank you!” but I feel so blessed.}}

A few hours later, CardboardJoJo posted a photo of Chris and the women and disclosed the location.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/143osoa/photo_of_chris_from_today_after_the_dog/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|This was in Williamsburg at the Premium Outlets for those interested in documenting that level of specifics. Didn’t want to post this info at the time in case someone would attempt to go there and make contact. They were on the way to get Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.}}

This is the first post-jail sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County. The Ben and Jerry's location is about 66 miles (102 km) east of Gateway Homes by road, a drive of more than an hour without traffic.

==Walmart (July)==
On 3 [[July 2023]], a member of the [[Official CWCki Server]] posted that a friend had seen Chris at Walmart in Chesterfield County and had taken a photo of Chris looking at a display of G-Fuel drinks. Chris is seen with newly dyed dark blue hair and the photographer noted he (Chris) had his [[medallion]] on.

Later that day, the photographer posted to [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]], adding that the Walmart was at Hancock Village St<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14pxmud/comment/jql80m7/?context=3 ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref> and also posted a similar photo.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14q3k6v/alternative_photo/ ([https://archive.fo/eyCZy archive])</ref>

In the high-resolution photo, it can be seen that Chris has a drawing of the [[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] cross clipped to his backpack, seemingly a memento from his jail days as it is done entirely in black and blue pen.

<center><gallery>
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details1.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, posted to the Official CWCki Server
File:Walmart 3 July 2023 sighting details2.jpg|Photographer's details of the sighting, part 2
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting.jpg|First sighting photo
File:Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|Second sighting photo, posted to Reddit (cropped due to file size limits on CWCki)
</gallery></center>

{{clear}}

==Dragon Fire Games==
On 20 July 2023, a [[4-cent_garbage.com|4chan]] user posted a thread on /b/, uploading a photo of Chris taken from behind. The user commented:
{{quoteboxyellow|I play Magic The Gathering in central VA. Chris Chan showed up for the first time here. Should I get her number?}}
When asked "How bad does he stink?" the user answered:
{{quoteboxyellow|Nothing noticeable. For reference, this was at Dragon Fire Games in Lynchburg, Virginia."<ref>https://thebarchive.com/b/thread/902962124/#q902962124</ref>}}

A photo taken from another angle, showing Chris's face, was briefly posted in a thread on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]]. The photo was apparently sourced from an unknown Discord server, but the Reddit thread was quickly deleted by the poster,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/155ay7v/ripped_from_discord/</ref> although the photo itself was saved.

This is the second known sighting of Chris outside of Chesterfield County, and the farthest from the Chesterfield Gateway Homes campus that he has traveled since his apparent transfer - Lynchburg is approximately 108 miles west of the facility by road, a drive of nearly two hours without traffic.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg ‎
</gallery></center>

==Walmart (August)==
On 4 August 2023, Twitter user TheOtakuKing posted a video of Chris at what appears to be a Walmart in Lynchburg, writing:
{{quoteboxgray|Found chris chan (60% sure?) . Cool dude. Talked to him about sonic and shit. Don't seem that bad."<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1687541346955935744</ref>}}

TheOtakuKing elaborated on their conversation in a response to another post:
{{quoteboxgray|I didn't know if it was him or not. But I did seen sonic stuff on him.

Didn't ask him that. I Pretend I didn't even know him. Didn't want to walk up and be like hey. Chris where you live at! Lol}}

There are multiple Walmart locations in the city, and the exact one where the video was taken has yet to be determined. When asked about where the video was filmed, he responded:
{{quoteboxgray|No offense. But I just got to know the dude. Don't wanna give his position like that!}}

{{quoteboxgray|Chris is just some Confused kid. Thought about being like woody and hanging out with him. He just need a friend. He don't seems that bad.}}

In response to someone asking if he had the Classic Chris voice:

{{quoteboxgray|Kinda. He was looking at speakers. Started talking to him about random stuff}}

In response to someone asking if he talked about alternate dimensions:

{{quoteboxgray|Nothing like that. We was chilling and talking about sonic cd etc. Wanted to ask him about anime but I had to go.}}

He was seemingly unaware that Chris is [[Chris and the law|a criminal]], when one of the replies mentioned his criminal record he responded:

{{quoteboxgray|Damn. He a Criminal. Well I got to do some research again. Been while}}

This was the first full communication with Chris since his release.

===Video===

{{Infobox/video
| name = The Otaku King's CWC sighting
| video = {{#ev:youtube|F6SRKgsbKN4}}
| stardate = 4 [[August 2023]]
| saga = Post-Jail
| saga =
}}

====Follow-up videos====
[[File:SympathyForChris.png|thumb|250px|right|Otaku King in summary.]]
On 20 August 2023, Otaku King released a video discussing his encounter with Chris and his desire to be a [[White-Knighting|friend and mentor to him]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_lhbB8gDDk&t=273s</ref> In a reply to a comment on the video, he indicated that he was open to interviewing Chris, though the comment was later deleted.

On the 26th, Otaku King made another video about Chris, after watching some documentaries about him. In this video, Otaku King double-downs into his [[White-Knighting|White-Knight]] role, proclaiming that he will cause the "season finale for Chris Chan".<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJuCtsxutFw</ref>

Otaku King made a third video reacting to [[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png|Chris's case dismissal]], where he continues to double down on his White-Knighting, and even goes as far as to deny the existence of [[Affair with Mother|Chris's sexual relationship with his mother]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_cbAb6MwDA&t</ref>

On 4 [[September 2023]], Chris followed Otaku King on [[Twitter]] and liked a meme Otaku made about Chris and himself, along with the original sighting video.<ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/followers</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/TheOtakuKing_/status/1696259349440524707</ref>

On the 16th, Otaku made a video answering "dumb [[troll]] questions" in which he doesn't answer two questions about where Chris is and if Otaku is messaging him and addresses a supposed comparison between Chris and {{w|O. J. Simpson}} along with a rumor on [[Reddit]] that Otaku bought Chris a car, which is most definitely false.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miuBnKW0peM</ref>

==Other sightings==
Below are sightings that took place after Chris's court case was [[:File:Court_Record_-_Greene_Circuit_Court_-_Incest_-_(Chris,_CR22000141-00)_-_8_August_2023.png|ressolved]] and Chris [[Saga#Second_Coming_(8_August_2023_-_Present)|returned to the internet]].

===Walmart (August) Part II===
On 24 August 2023, Chris was spotted at Walmart for the fourth time by DoctorWinchester87, who was initially reluctant to post the photo they took of Chris,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160fctz/ran_into_chris_today_and_it_was_a_surreal/</ref> though later posted it a few hours later.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/160jrwp/follow_up_to_my_ran_into_chris_post_heres_the_pic/</ref>
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File:E0qdelsi25kb1.jpg|Chris lookin' for [[Chris and nutrition|grub]].
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{{quoteboxgreen|Just wanted to clarify for those who didn't see the original post I made - this occurred in Walmart in Lynchburg, VA this afternoon. I was just walking along and saw him coming down the aisle. I got this picture (which is slightly zoomed in from the original) and a preliminary picture which was really far away and blurry.

I did not interact with Chris/Christine other than just walking past and making brief eye contact. I did hear him talking to himself briefly.}}

===On the road===
On 25 August 2023, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Right Butt Cheek posted a photo of [[Son-Chu|Chris's car]] in reply to a post by user Stupidface about the information currently tied to the "SONCIHU" plate (Chris somehow [[Chris and English|misspelled]] "SONICHU" on his own damn license plate). The user also claimed that their friend sent it to them.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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File:IMG 8573.jpg|Son-Chu in the flesh.
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The plate information this was in reply to was the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|VIN: KL1TD56646B569111
2006 Chevrolet Aveo
Last sold on May 19 2023 for $3,500.}}
{{Clear}}

===14 Branchland Court===
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On 4 [[September 2023]], Reddit user nemo1316 posted a photo of the same car from the Son-Chu sighting parked at [[14 Branchland Court]], indicating that Chris either visited or moved back to Sonichu Headquarters.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/169yv4r/chris_chans_car_sighted_at_sonichu_temple/ ([https://archive.ph/p78r1 archive])</ref> [[Barb]] was [[Fan_visits#FaithlessnessSad5791_(AKA_Barb_sighting)|sighted]] at the house on the 25th of August, though it is unknown if she was there at the time of Chris's arrival. The house was [[Fan_visits#Aggravating_Art_%282023%29|reportedly empty]] on the 8th.

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|Well, ''nuts''.
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===Food Lion===
On the same day as the 14 Branchland sighting, Twitter user bndjnky sighted Chris at the {{w|Food Lion}} [[Ruckersville]] location talking with a woman at a {{w|Coinstar}} machine.<ref>https://twitter.com/bndjnky/status/1698801255978545375</ref>

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = local chris chan sighting in ruckersville virginia! with a woman?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Luc8yT1g--U}}
| stardate = 4 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

This was the first time Chris was recorded speaking since his release.

===Sheetz/On the road Part II===
On 9 September 2023, Discord user DooDoo fard2874 posted on the [[Official CWCki Server]] that he had found Chris on the road and followed him to a [[Sheetz]] convenience store. He apparently ran after Chris, though Chris (thankfully) pulled out of the parking lot and drove off before he could reach him, driving away from [[Charlottesville, VA]] with the same woman from the Food Lion sighting. He provided four photos and a video with no audio, along with the following account:<ref>[[:File:Image (17).png|1]] [[:File:Image_(22).png|2]] [[:File:Image (18).png|3]] [[:File:Image (19).png|4]] [[:File:Image_(20).png|5]] [[:File:Image (21).png|6]] ''(note: DooDoo fard2874 deleted some of his messages before they could be screenshotted)''</ref>

{{quotebox|I saw him, we followed him. at an intersection I ran up to him and yelled their name. We followed him to a Sheetz and he pulled into the parking lot. I ran after him and he pulled out of the lot and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|I yelled]] "CHRIS CHAN WE LOVE YOU" then he went out on the highway and we lost him.}}

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DooDoo fard2874 also reportedly took a photo ''of'' Chris, though it appears to have been lost.

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = DooDoo fard2874 Chris Chan Stalking Video
| video = {{#ev:youtube|WF0BpjwFsao}}
| stardate = 9 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

DooDoo fard2874 is most definitely a [[ween]], and not a keen one either. DooDoo fard2874 was [[banned]] from the server shortly after he posted about his <s>sighting</s> chase, and fellow CWCki server members found that his [[Facebook]] account was linked to his Discord account. DooDoo fard2874 promptly deleted his Discord account and privated his Facebook.

===Walmart (September)===
On the 16th, Chris was spotted with the Food Lion lady at a Walmart in Bedford, VA. A poster on [[r/ChrisChanSonichu]] posted that a friend had photographed Chris and taken a video.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16kdgij/my_friend_met_chris_chan_at_a_walmart_holy_shit/ ([https://archive.ph/nWCWk archive])</ref>

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File:CWC-Walmart-2023-09-16 (cropped).jpg|{{w|Austin Powers (character)|''Groovy, baby!''}}
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Chris's cart contains two yoga mats and LED strips. It also has food such as tomatoes, peanuts, peanut butter, and whipped topping. He is wearing a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' shirt and seems to have the [[medallion]] on underneath his shirt.

{{clear}}

====Video====
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris leaving Walmart
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTVkoT8KWhY}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2023]]
| saga =
}}

===Bedford parking lot===
On the 19th, Chris was sighted with Son-Chu in a currently undisclosed parking lot near Bedford by Reddit user battychaosgoblin and boyfriend.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/k1chtse/?context=3</ref> Chris briefly remarked on an [[South Park|Eric Cartman]] plush they had with them.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/chrischan_spotted_and_spoke_to_us/ ([https://archive.ph/XFB7T archive])</ref> battychaosgoblin described Chris as being "very quick and fleeting" and "skiddish",<ref>reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cfj5u/?context=8&depth=9</ref><ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1cdvsv/?context=8&depth=9</ref> and described the interaction as the following:
{{quoteboxgreen|He even spoke to us, a half witted Eric Cartman joke regarding our little Cartman plush we fought to get out of a claw machine.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Couldn’t even snap a picture before he scampered off into the wilderness so we scoped out his car for photo evidence 💀}}

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File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|Front view of Son-Chu.
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The joke was apparently a poor impersonation of the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKJprZqU_oU Respect My Authority!] scene from [[South Park]].<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5nf0/?context=8&depth=9</ref>

When asked if Chris was with "his new gf" (referring to the woman from the Food Lion and Sheetz sightings, which some have speculated to be a [[sweetheart]]), battychaosgoblin provided the following response:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16n3enm/comment/k1c5kw7/</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|No, however I think he went into this undisclosed video game store with her and another individual as stated by someone we know who works there}}

===CVS===
On the 20th, CVS employee and Reddit user justcuriousox uploaded two photos of Chris hugging and what appears to be ''kissing'' the Food Lion lady, commenting:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16o044p/totally_not_a_nurse_case_worker/?share_id=LMgQ5M93BdPODqxowwvYM</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Totally not a nurse/ case worker}}

In another thread from the 17th, it was mentioned that the photos were taken at CVS in Lynchburg.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/16l24r8/chris_chan_at_walmart/ ([https://archive.ph/iTJio archive])</ref>

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File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 1.jpg|Oh...
File:CWC CVS 17-Sept-2023 2.jpg|'''''man...'''''
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==Fan art==
{{collapsible
|Fan art
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<center><gallery>
Image:CWC 2023.jpeg|Artist's depiction of Chris on the run
Image:Return of CWC.jpeg|''{{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Guess who's back...}}''
Image:82ic0u6ubrxa1.png|Caught!
Image:TxyeB1ql.png|The rise of Ween-Mart
Image:Ydow809ej5ya1.png|Artist's depiction of the CWCfoot sighting
Image:CWC-EdBoySenpai (photoshopped).png|😱
Image:R2srik08dcya1.jpg|CWCptid hunting
Image:84n46ojaqlya1.png|What some expect to happen upon getting a photo of Chris
Image:S5dnd9h3lfza1.png|The meeting of the century
Image:U8l5no8vjv0b1.png|The Adversary
Image:L5p2e32akw2b1.png|Among the living
Image:54wbwuxy383b1.png|The duality of '''WO'''man
Image:D9hrx3bqyn4b1.jpg|The hat origin story
</gallery></center>
}}

==See also==
===Post-jail online activity===
{{main|Saga#Incognito Saga (10 August 2023 - 3 September 2023)}}
*[[Helena_Fiorenza#Post-jail]]
*[[HEXBox#He likes it for real now]]
*[[PlayStation_consoles#PS5]]
*[[DeviantART#Post-jail]]
*[[Twitter#Post-jail_activity]]
*[[PlayStation Network#Post-jail activity]]
*[[Pokémon GO#Post-jail]]
*[[Nintendo#Nintendo Switch]]

===Files on Chris's incest charge===
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]
*[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (Circuit Court)]]
===Post-release 14 Branchland Court fan visits===
*[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]
*[[Fan visits#Anonymous Facebook Member]]
*[[Fan visits#FaithlessnessSad5791 (AKA Barb sighting)]]
*[[Fan visits#Aggravating Art (2023)]]
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{References}}
{{ThirdExile}}
{{IncognitoSaga}}
{{The Internet}}

Weens

2023-09-16T02:40:11Z

Dysprosium19: This has become far too common in weening these last couple years that it deserves a mentio

{{quote|Are you 6-years-old or somethin'?|[[Bob Chandler]] outsmarting [[BlueSpike|a ween]] attempting to [[prank call]] Chris.}}
{{quote|Don’t worry about those weens; you know you are safe around me and [[Polyamorous marriage|my Loves]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️|Chris, attempting to persuade a fan weens won't hassle them at [[BronyCon]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20200226105210/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1020049863961120768</ref>.}}

[[File:PraetorTaserBox.jpg|thumb|Encouraging other people to commit serious crimes is classic weenery.]]

'''Weening''' or '''failtrolling''' is the act of attempting to troll someone, but ultimately failing at it the whole way through, and not receiving any significant results, typically due to inexperience with lolcow culture. The people that do this are often referred to as '''Weens''' (not to be confused with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ween the alternative rock band]). A corruption of the phrase "epic win", weens are wannabe [[trolls]] who attempt to recreate the antics of prominent trolls, without being aware that there was much [[Chris and manipulation|manipulation]] behind the scenes to goad Chris into performing for the trolls, and therefore just embarrass themselves.<ref group = "note">In many cases, the modern, albiet much more controversial, incarnations of prominent trolls have figured this out.</ref>

Think we're exaggerating? Maybe some videos will help get the point across.

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==Examples of weening==
[[Image:epicweentrolling1.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT WEENS ACTUALLY BELIEVE.]]
[[File:Paying to ween.png|thumb|A ween pays Chris money on livestream in order to post shit he doesn't even read.]]
[[File:ChangeorgGOPony2.jpg|thumb|A ween-made Change.org petition put in Chris's name.]]
[[File:MeanKeanWeenSecondComing.png|thumb|A [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|meaner less keen ween]] seen attempting to emulate the famous Peen whose most likely fourteen.]]
[[Image:Furniggersmustdie.jpg|thumb|Typical ween art.]]

* Elaborate trolling plans that end up failing.
* Falsely [[White knight|white-knighting]] Chris to befriend him and get whatever you want out of him. The [[CWCProtectSquad]] is a notorious example of this.
* Prank-calling Chris. Double dumbass points if it's just to yell "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAY, JULAAAAAAY!]]", "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IAN BRANDON ANDERSON]]/[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|SOMETHING]]!", or other ancient memes.
* Prank takeaway deliveries under Chris' name and address. Not only is this just ''unfunny'' for anyone involved (on top of wasting both money and food), but numerous restaurants in Chris's area (namely Papa John's) have blacklisted his address precisely to prevent this.
* A-Logging. While not all weens are A-Logs and vice versa, the two often overlap. [[A-Logging|A-Log]] himself was as much of a ween as your average A-Log in numerous ways.
* Enabling Chris's fantastical beliefs. Chris's mind is already fucked up on its own merits, and people such as the Idea Guys have done more than enough in terms of mental damage on him. Once again, please note that although not all weens are enablers and vice versa, they tend to overlap.
* Making fake [[Facebook]] and [[Twitter]] profiles of people Chris follows.
* Spamming Chris's Facebook pages with random pictures of his old triggers to try and get a rise out of him; such as of [[pickles]], [[homos]] or [[Sonic]]'s redesign in ''[[Sonic Boom]]''.
* Scathing e-mails, letters, or social media messages.
* Butting into conversations Chris is having with other people online, especially if he isn't doing anything particularly wrong at the moment (which is almost 99% of the time). This was sadly way too common with the [[DoopieDoOver]] saga.
* Attempting to contact people who once interacted with Chris but have since cut off all ties with him ([[Megan]], [[Cole]], [[the Wallflower]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Michael Snyder]], etc.) and drag them back into the spotlight against their wishes.
* Terrible fanfiction that "wittily" deconstructs ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and [[CWCville|where it takes place]] as a saccharine dystopia. Sorry folks, but ''[[Asperchu]]'', ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]'' and ''CWCollateral'' not only '''all''' already did this, but have also milked the concept for everything it's worth; it's time to move on.
* Terrible fanfiction and fanart that focuses solely on murdering Sonichu characters, as seen in the picture below-right. Double dumbass points if focusing predominantly on the slaughter of [[Sonees and Roseys]].
* Mass reporting in an attempt to get his social media accounts shut down.
* Terrible fanart of ''Sonichu'' that attempts to be wittily macabre by making it even more [[Chris and art|grotesque]], [[Episode 21|gory]], or [[Episode 17|perverse]] than it already was.
* Spouting tired old Chris memes in places where Christorians lurk, or even in places where most of the members don't even know about Chris. Either way, it's very annoying.
* Making frivolous or exaggerated claims of Chris's misconduct in feedback on sites like [[eBay]] or [[YouTube]].
* Spoiling Chris's legitimate attempts at doing [[Chris and art|commissions]] and participating in [[Chris and contests|contests]] or e-commerce.
* [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|Sending Chris a glitter bomb.]]
* Sending letters for [[PewDiePie]] to Chris's address.
* Making [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y87AvTrK9Dc terrible rap songs] about Chris.
* [[TF2 Analysis|Harassing bronies whose content Chris enjoys into blocking him on Twitter.]]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/e3vdae/the_result_of_what_happened_when_i_tried_to/| Re-creating his Wikipedia page as a social experiment.]
* Spamming his tweets with "Where's the comics?". He's not going to respond, so don't even try.
* It may be just plain sad to say, but even telling Chris to "get a job" has become ween lingo.
* Hacking into Chris's YouTube account to upload a video of someone screaming "JULAAAAY"!
* Sending letters to Chris while he's in jail to persuade him into saying or doing things while [[Messiah complex|under the belief he is Jesus]].
* [[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|Translating Ian Brandon Anderson into a writing system Chris doesn’t understand and telling him it’s a blessing in another language.]]
* [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/49854/post-11683809 Writing a fake letter, claiming it to be sent by Chris in an undisclosed location, and directing it towards another lolcow.]
* [https://reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/10k8nj3/chris_chan_porn_video_gofundme/ Funding a pornographic film about Chris.]
* [[:File:9zkfdgibmrxa1.png|Leaving one-star reviews on places Chris has visited because Chris visited them.]]
* [https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/15oqgk7/christine_can_still_become_rich_and_live_a/ Suggesting Chris should start an OnlyFans.]
* Making fake obituaries stating [[Barb]] or any other Christorical figures have died.
* [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Sheetz/On_the_road_Part_II|Chasing down Chris after seeing him in public.]]
* Worst of all, [[Chris and the law|breaking the law]] and [[A-Logging#There.27s_no_legal_defense_over_attacking_Chris_for_real|needlessly risking a life-altering criminal record]] in pursuit of lulz. This includes, but is certainly not limited to; vandalizing or trespassing on Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|property]] (which includes egging his house), illegally recording telephone conversations, stalking and harassment of him, his mother and the rest of their extended family, stealing from them, [[Idea Guys|extortion]], or [[Death threats|threatening them]] with violence or even outright murder. This also applies to aiding and/or encouraging other weens or Chris himself to do so. '''We ''really'' shouldn't have to say it at this point, but for fuck's sake, ''DON'T DO ANY OF THIS.'''''

== What weening is NOT ==
As annoying and unhelpful as weening is, the term has ended up being severely misused by much of the CWCsphere, to the point where some consider it to be ''any'' form of interest or interaction at any point with Chris or the world relating to him and his misadventures. As such, it's important to keep in mind what actions are not considered the correct definition of the term:
* Casual observation and discussion of Chris and his circumstances, in places (such as [[CWCki|this very wiki]], or [[Kiwi Farms]]) where they are permitted and/or actually relevant to the topic at hand.
* Any trolling plan that actually succeeds to some extent; be it good or bad for Chris, original or cringey, et cetera.<ref group="note">About 99.9% of the time, this doesn't happen, so don't bother trying.</ref>
* Asking [[FAQ|basic, repetitive Chris questions]] as a newbie. Regardless of if it's to do with recent events or those from the [[Christorical_eras#Classic_Trolling:_2007_to_2010|Classic Era]] and such, even the most devoted Christorians had to start somewhere.
* Coming up with speculative Christory based on past and ongoing events.
* Making fan media (art, fanfiction, animations, cosplay, etc.) of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' series]], so long as it's not excessively perverse, grotesque or intentionally poorly made, and you don't go out of your way to show it to Chris.
* Helping to document and provide information on developments and occurrences in Chris's life as they come. The same goes for any corrections and confirmations (with appropriate evidence) of ambiguous and/or unconfirmed information.
* Visiting public locations where Chris is well-known to have been or is otherwise associated with; such as the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], [[The GAMe PLACe|Gearharts]], [[The End Games]] or [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Of course, this is so long as you don't try to failtroll or otherwise harass anyone for info on Chris. If you do visit these places, consider doing some good out of it as well by supporting them and the local community through donating to (if applicable) and/or purchasing from them.
* Visiting [[14 Branchland Court]], so long as it doesn't involve illegally trespassing or trying to harass Barb or anyone who resides there.

==Arguments against trolling attempts==
[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|[[The Miscreants]], grateful to get away from all of the weens leeching off their hard work.]]

Now, we know what you're thinking. You're not one of those try-hard [[BlueSpike|13-year old boys]] who still think that screaming "'''JULAAAAAY!!!'''" or "'''IAN! BRANNON! SOMETHING!!!'''" at Chris, spamming his Twitter with pickles, making and sending him badly-made parody comics, or trying to re-hash the [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris Saga]] is the height of wit. You've come up with a great plan to really get under Chris's skin, bring back the good old days and all that shit. However, <del>while you ''may'' in fact be that guy,</del> 99.9% of the time, you should just shitcan your trolling plans and move on with your life.

Why, you ask?

===The Chris of today is nothing like his former self===

Chris has gone a long way since his internet debut on the Something Awful Forums. He has gone from a simple-minded man with child-like tendencies that made a bunch of [[Sonichu (comic)|comics which are so bad they're fascinating]], to a jaded, chronically-depressed and mentally-disturbed hippie that’s formed a small doomsday cult around said comics.

It is important to note that Chris, although still very gullible and severely detached from reality, is (debatably) still a thinking person. Whatever gets him riled up nowadays ultimately depends on the time and situation. Therefore, a lot of [[Sonic Boom|the]] [[Pickle|commonly]] [[Homos|associated]] [[Asperger syndrome|triggers]] he may or may not have had some time ago will not necessarily transfer over to the present day.

It should also be noted that, because of this change in perspective, trolling hits differently in this day and age than it did before Chris lost his father; which is incidentally the point where most of Chris's most famous trolls opted to leave him alone. The general culture around Chris-Chan himself has changed significantly as well; while past trolls like [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]] were praised for a time, and are still fondly remembered and respected by those who don't see them as being as bad as Chris, the days of trolling Chris as the heteronormative, egoistical manchild have faded to trolling Chris as a mentally-ill, self-destructive, broken shell of a human being. The only people to really succeed in gaining infamy comparable to the trolls of the Classic Era – such as the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] – are subsequently derided as the perverted, exploitative abusers that they are, rather than treated as internet legends.

The irony in all of this is that most trolling attempts no longer phase Chris at all. And those that do somehow succeed are only viewed as [[Enablers|further support for his cult]]. Therefore, you should never expect to be [[The Miscreants|one of the cool kids]] just by failtrolling Chris. Times have changed, so it’s best to move onto better targets. This leads us into the next point.

===There are (and always will be) much better targets than Chris===
If you're willing to put that much effort into trolling Chris, why not make yourself useful and apply that same effort to going after better victims? As much as the CWCki analyses and discusses in detail [[Tomgirl|his]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|numerous]] [[Semen|odd]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|behaviors]] and [[Chris and his Ego|per]][[Chris and reality|son]][[Chris and hypocrisy|ali]][[Chris and Remorse|ty]] [[Chris and anger|fla]][[Chris and race|ws]], Chris doesn't even come ''close'' to the bottom of the barrel of internet scumbags. [[Beel|Neo-nazis]] and [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|other hate groups]], [[white knight|social justice warriors]], [[Blanca Weiss|abusive lovers]] and [[Barb|parents]], [[Joshua Martinez|scam artists]], [[pedofork|pedophiles]] and [[Zapina Rosechu|ephebophiles]], [[Allison Amber|corrupt]] [[Pmurt|politicians]] and [[4-cent_garbage.com|corporations]], [[Angelica Rosechu|religious zealots]], [[Chris and sex#Bestiality|zoophiles]] [[Clover and Snoopy|and other animal abusers]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan|hackers, script kiddies and malware writers/distributers]], [[JuggaloShoutOut|gang]] [[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|members]], [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorists and their online recruiters]], [[A-Logging|A-Logs]], [[Enablers]], and many other assorted shitbirds are much, ''much'' more deserving of concentrated trolling than Chris will ever be.

Even if you don't give a shit who the trollbait is as long as you get Laughs Under Lucricities, the Chris of today just isn't as amenable to trolling as he used to be; as discussed beforehand. The amount of effort you would need to put into navigating around his paranoia and autistic sensibilities would be staggering to say the least. And even if you do manage to bypass these obstacles, ''what is there left to do to him?'' Anything amusing about him has already been exhausted, except the shit he does on his own initiative, also discussed further below. All that is left of him at this point is a withered husk of a lolcow; as much as you may try to milk it, you'll be hard-pressed not to get only cobwebs, dust and shrivelled dead insects in return. With that in mind, you may as well just spend your time on another lolcow who hasn't been inured to years of deceit and humiliation.

For most aspiring trolls, the only reason to pick Chris over any other Internet jackass is because he's relatively well-known even today, and you have a ready-made audience available to appreciate your efforts. But that's just you being lazy, not some trolling mastermind.

===The Chris of today is not (quite) as gullible as he used to be===
Granted, almost no one on Earth is as [[naïve]] as Chris was in 2007. However, since then Chris has gradually learned that when he's contacted by people claiming to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], [[Prank calls#Batman Call|Batman]], [[Vanessa Hudgens]], someone from his past, or [[Savannah Chandler|even his own relatives]], chances are he's just being trolled. In fact, the naivety of the younger Chris has been swapped for an extreme distrust of anyone who tries to contact him, to the extent where he's even turned down legitimate attempts to get in touch by people he actually knew at [[high school]] or [[college]].

This hasn't been helped at all by weens; according to [[Seinor prom|seinor]] trolls, Chris was once contacted by ''10 people'' claiming to be Megan at the same time, all of them claiming to be the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Megan and telling him not to believe the others.

Chris also vets those who try to bait him with fake social media accounts of people he follows. Weens tried this during the Doopie saga, only for Chris to embarrass them by thoroughly debunking their claims, complete with evidence.<ref>[[Misc texts#Fake Doopie profile]]</ref><ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Outsmarted a ween, with help of Kiwi Farms]]</ref>

As of today, Chris simply doesn’t care about whatever hackneyed, inane scheme you’ve come up with for him. Even the most persistent attempts at bribery don’t seem to affect him as much as they used to.

===Your idea is probably not original===
[[File:NotLiquidComic.jpg|thumb|left|A tryhard trying to rehash Liquid Chris's success... somehow drawn even ''worse'' than ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' itself.]]
Whatever your scheme is, it's probably been done before, and most likely better. It's pretty much impossible to top getting Chris to believe that the [[Miyamoto emails|President of Nintendo]] was interested in his work, or that there was a DANG, DIRTY IMPOSTER whom everyone else thought was the ''real'' Chris and stealing his richly deserved fame,<ref group=note>This idea worked once in the right circumstances, there's no need to repeat it now, where Chris believes he's a goddess and a reincarnate of Jesus.</ref> or convincing Chris to [[The MovingFoward videos|destroy his own life upgrade on-camera]] in an attempt to claim [[Trollin Train|a $9,001 bounty that never actually existed]], or even simply pulling some strings to [[Bob Walks In|have Chris's father walk in on him masturbating]]. By and large, most modern trolling plans tend to be some incredibly minor variation on something that's already been done; like for example, ''"what if we got his [[Amnyfest Ring|high school ring]]?"'' or ''"what if we got him to see another parody of his comic?"''. In short, you're wasting your time trying to rehash older trolling events, because we've all seen it before. More importantly, so has Chris; so from experience, he very likely knows where you're going with it, too.

===Weenery discourages Chris from producing content===
Chris is at his most productive when he believes he has lots of fans and everyone, barring a few trolls here and there, loves him. Most agree that weenery is detrimental to this strange, symbiotic relationship, and it is considered to be one of the predominant causes of the slump in content between 2011 and 2014. In that time, Chris entered a hiatus as a result of a combination of mourning for his [[Bob|then-recently deceased father]], and a constant stream of weenery over the years that made him think of himself as a victim who wouldn't be able to do anything without being harassed. As a result, he became far more private, meaning barely any content for us. Only four years after 2011 did he re-emerge from this hiatus.

It is also worth mentioning that Chris produces much better content when left to his own devices. Since his semi-retreat from the public eye after his father's death and before he was jailed for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], Chris has been [[28 October 2011|prosecuted]] [[26 December 2014|twice]], concocted [[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born|outlandish conspiracy theories]] centered on [[Megan Schroeder|someone he hasn't spoken to for years]], [[10 January 2014|accidentally set fire to his house]], eventually continued working on the previously-unfinished [[Sonichu #11]] again, and [[Un-clit 2.0|sliced his own taint open with a knife]] as part of a hair-brained attempt to grow his own [[china]]; all of this without any impetus from the trolls. Likewise, let's not forget the entire [[Mary Lee Walsh]] saga (along with at least [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] independent blogs of Chris' bizarre mannerisms and behaviors) happened before he even rose to fame. Don't try and rush the master of [[Kick the Autistic|America's favorite game]].

===If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself===
[[File:NullvulgarWeen.jpg|thumb|During the [[Guard Dogs|Guard Dog]] [[saga]], [[Null]] saw to it that weens would face particularly aggressive responses if they attempted to lure Chris through e-mail.]]
Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto is ''the'' textbook example of trolling backfiring on the would-be troll, and it's important to remember that he would never have attracted the attention of the internet if he had simply toned down the vitriol enough to make it less obvious that he was absolutely obsessed with Chris. It was thereafter a fairly obvious leap in intuition to assume that someone with that level of hysteria and monomania over someone they had never even met would have had some skeletons in their own closet; and as it turns out, A-Log had more than a few. These included terrible homemade yiff fanfiction featuring a [[pickle|tellingly moderately-endowed]] fox OC, a huge cache of disturbing cartoon Rule 34 (a noticeable portion of which included [[Pedofork|underage characters]]), a laughably-poor college radio show from which he almost got fired after being caught watching pornography in the studio, and a video where A-Log does an excruciatingly unfunny stand-up "comedy" bit, revolving almost entirely around attacking Chris and what the radio was playing at the time; all before a crowd who, judging by their reaction, had never even heard of Chris.

Another more recent example of the same thing happening to a ween is the case of [[Michael Hirtes]]. After a myriad of sockpuppet accounts, spam messages to Chris and anyone he conversed with numbering in the thousands (mostly consisting of outdated memes and ''ad hominem'' attacks) and enough angry rants for him to ''also'' be described as being truly obsessed with Chris, it naturally led to some digging. Sure enough, Hirtes was revealed to be an unemployed furry who is even older at 53 years old, even less mature and more prone to [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] than Chris, and having a number of highly-embarrassing things to his name; including criminal convictions and a newspaper article of him in a fursuit discussing yiffing. Consequently, he became a huge laughing stock overnight; not only turning into a lolcow himself, but it even got to be the point where [[Michael Hirtes#Chris's view on Hirtes|Chris himself dismissed Hirtes, and by extension everything he'd done, as an irrelevance]].

By the same token, obsessive and excessive weenery is dangerously likely to get you noticed by other trolls; who will, in turn, start trolling you because of that and anything else they notice about you, hoisting you on your own petard. In other words, it's akin to plugging in a huge neon sign pointing the trolls straight to your collection of ''[[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]] x Anne Frank'' slash fiction and boy band shrines.

Even successful trolls can become targets: after several months manipulating Chris, the [[Idea Guys]] had their real-world identities exposed in the first half of [[2018]]. Between [[October 2017]] and [[March 2020]], [[Kiwi Farms]] officially encouraged users to <abbr title="Publish identifying information, such as home addresses.">dox</abbr> weens as a deterrent.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/ Lunatics who attack a mentally handicapped person: Your name here]</ref> Several would-be weens have been foiled this way, and the effects have possibly spread into their real lives. Chris himself has also carelessly exposed those who try to interact with him while remaining anonymous.<ref>[[Other enablers#Sarah and Steven]]</ref> Remember, there is an [[Special:ActiveUsers|energetic community]] devoted to recording every facet of Chris's life and interactions. '''You ''will'' be noticed''', and as covered in more detail below; the attention you'll end up receiving will likely be the undesirable kind, even if you ''do'' somehow catch Chris's attention.

Due to her edgy behavior, [[A-logging]] directed towards Chris, her attempts at being a Chris troll, attempts at weening Chris, and the bullying of other students at her university; [[Bella]] has been deemed one of Chris's most corrupt trolls due to unproven claims regarding her interactions with Chris being propagated, and is widely disgraced by the greater CWCsphere as a result.

===Even if you do succeed, you will likely regret it later===
{{quote|Chris-Chan is — he’s an enigma which to so many people — [[CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions#Trolling|they thought he was a troll]]. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real”, because he’s like, the saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him, and people are like, “bring it back!”. And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE”. It’s like, depressing — it’s not the golden age — it’s the depressing age.|Spazkid, on the unwanted attention he receives from weens to this day.}}

{{quote|There's been tons of things in my life I've regretted and hated doing later on, [[Saga#Julie Saga .28February - March 2009.29|all of the stuff from 10 years ago]] was one of them. I've moved past everything that happened those many years ago and obviously I'm a different person now. It wasn't funny and was a very a-log thing to do. Nothing much else I can say.|[[BlueSpike]], reflecting on his time since the Julie Saga.}}

All too often, trolls that do somehow manage to succeed in extracting lulz from Chris end up getting more than they bargained for. For example, Spazkid stopped making ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series]]'' when he began to pity Chris and realized he wasn't worth trolling (on top of a lot of unseen drama involved with the series' writers and voice actors), but still regularly finds himself, as seen above, hounded by obsessive weens and A-Logs to keep making it against his wishes. Liquid Chris may have to spend a long time fending off accusations from people outside of the Chris-Chan bubble of tormenting an [[slow-in-the-minds|emotionally vulnerable autistic man]] for his own amusement. BlueSpike will turn 30 someday, and even then will still be thought of as the crazed, sadistic pervert who, [[Pedofork|at the age of 13]], willingly listened to a 27-year-old [[CWC Cums for a Cat|masturbate repeatedly for]] [[Bob Walks In|hours on end]] and [[Julie reveals herself|forced him to shove a broken clay medallion up his ass]]; even after [[BlueSpike#Today|he has since considerably matured and openly shown remorse for his previous actions]]. The Idea Guys may have to deal with many long-term legal troubles one day for manipulating a mentally-handicapped man into abusing himself and extorting frivolities and large sums of money from him; all for a stupid, cruel joke that amused no one but themselves.

To add to the irony, people who didn't intentionally upset Chris are still getting unwanted attention from weens. Do you think [[Adam Stackhouse]] enjoys being inundated by various unwanted ''"you prevented Chris from raping Megan, congrats!"'' messages in his e-mail inbox, especially since [[Adam Stackhouse#Adam revisited|he openly made peace with Chris in 2018?]] Or that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] appreciates seeing herself as a nubile anime blonde who exists solely to torment a [[virgin with rage]] every time she or her students uses Google? Or that [[Michael Snyder]] likes being constantly reminded by weens of [[28 October 2011|being harassed and hit by a car]] through misguided attempts to praise him, or [[The_GAMe_PLACe#Today|being tormented about said events, almost ''a decade'' later, on the guestbook of his own father's funeral?]] In all of these cases, the answer is a big, fat '''NO'''.

===There is absolutely nothing left to gain from Chris or the community surrounding him===
What is probably the most simple grounds of all to not ween is also the most important for a number of reasons.

As seen above, not only does Chris no longer have amusing reactions to anything that comes his way as in the past, he is no longer in any position ([[Chris and reality|or ''condition'', for that matter]]) to produce more art, comics or commissions for people to look forward to, and can no longer be considered someone to (even ironically) root for, ever since his fall from being a comedic and sometimes morally-questionable but mostly harmless buffoon into a truly indefensible and disturbing individual. Apart from what he sporadically writes or rambles about in his [[Prison communications|letters and phone calls from jail]], the wellspring of anything truly fascinating, endearing or amusing about him has long since run dry. Ever since Chris has been known to have had [[Affair with Mother|sexual relations with his own mother]], Weening and A-Logging are considered to be especially pathetic; [[A-Logging#The_legal_system_will_deal_with_Chris|the law itself will now officially deal with Chris properly]] (as opposed to a rag-tag lynch mob of idiots on the internet; who now, by-and-large, have no access to him anymore regardless), and [[A-Logging#Being better than Chris is not and never has been an achievement|the need to prove oneself as superior]] to or [[Enablers#Getting_sucked_into_drama_surrounding_Chris|otherwise be associated with]] an obese, unrepentant sex offender with [[Messiah complex|a rapidly-flatlining grip on sanity]] reeks of desperation for attention more than it ever has.

All of this isn't even getting to the likely results of trying to ween or otherwise going out of your way to coax reactions or information from Chris nowadays. Not only do you have [[Kiwi Farms|the active Chris-Chan community]] who are more than willing to come after most wannabes who attempt to do so, but also how the consequences will, in such circumstances, very likely end up spreading into your actual life; as has been seen on numerous occasions. Even without going in with the intention to troll, fan documentaries and information sources (such as [[CWCki|this very wiki]]) already extensively cover Chris and his life, and when new events and such occur, it's more than likely already covered by them without you needing to dig too deeply.

That said, if you do have worthwhile information, corrections and confirmations of such to to provide, then by all means do so. The same applies for items such as ''Sonichu''-related fan media, [[Enablers#Joining_the_creative_community_surrounding_Chris|on the condition that they're kept well away from the man himself]]. But you should always keep in mind that however you choose to go about it, with so much to potentially lose and so little to gain — if anything at all — '''obsessing over and trying to get directly involved with Chris nowadays just isn't worth it.'''

==See also==
*[[A-Logging]]
*[[Enablers]]
*[[Michael Hirtes]], an infamous ween.
*[[Isabella Loretta Janke]], the prime example of how attempted trolling can backfire.

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