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2012

2012-03-10T04:20:48Z

E. E. Spergings: /* February */

[[File:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|350px|"I stand strong, I stand firm, I AM A NOBLE LEADER! And if I am elected, I will do my best to keep our America strong and sound, and not go down the drain."<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref>]]
'''2012''' is the fourth year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Chris turned 30 years old this year.

If things don't go their way in [[28 October 2011|court]], Chris and/or Barb could be spending some of this year in prison.

==January==
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in January 2012]]

{{main|January 2012}}

January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:
*Both Chris and Barb had [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] which led to yet another continuance.
*Chris re-opened his [[Facebook]] account.

==February==
{{main|February 2012}}

*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*Chris [[Chris's birthday|turns thirty]], to celebrate, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] releases a grand number of [[Tomgirl]] videos aimed at [[Jackie]], who is apparently back in contact with Chris: [[The Red-Maned Deer]], [[Cakefarts]], [[Chris and Jackie's Date]]‎, [[You're Always Pretty]] (a wild [[Snorlax]] appears!), [[Little Tomboy Blue]]‎, [[Who's Your Brony?]], [[Forgot the Glitter]]‎, [[Teenage Dream]] and [[Cheerleader]].

==April==
{{main|April 2012}}

Chris and Barb face [[28 October 2011|another hearing]].

==June==

Chris will open a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honour of [[Bob|his father]], in order to get free [[Lego]] toys.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

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2012-02-23T17:23:25Z

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<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
*17 [[February 2012|February]]: [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|CWCville helps]]; Chris plans to raise money for charity by opening a lemonade stand.
*13 [[January 2012|January]]: Sega finally [http://youtu.be/Cnoq4-Mhpgc acknowledges the existence of Sonichu.]
*5 [[January 2012|January]]: Chris and Barbara appear at [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] in connection to their attack on the GAMe PLACe.
*15 [[December 2011|December]]: Chris and [[Barbara]] appear at [[28 October 2011|a hearing]] in connection to their attack on [[the GAMe PLACe]].
*8 [[December 2011|December]]: In a [[Rocky Shoemaker call|call to Rocky]], it is revealed that Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|home]] has a severe bug infestation and that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was quarantined at the hospital as a result of bug bites before his death.
*19 [[November 2011|November]]: A [[Dating Ad.mp4|long lost personal ad]] is discovered almost three years after it was recorded.

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2012-02-23T17:20:32Z

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<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
*17 [[February 2012|February]]: [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|CWCville helps]]; Chris plans to raise money for charity by opening a lemonade stand.
*13 [[January 2012|January]]: Sega finally [http://youtu.be/Cnoq4-Mhpgc acknowledges the existence of Sonichu.]
*5 [[January 2012|January]]: Chris and Barbara appear at [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] in connection to their attack on the GAMe PLACe.
*15 [[December 2011|December]]: Chris and [[Barbara]] appear at [[28 October 2011|a hearing]] in connection to their attack on [[the GAMe PLACe]].
*8 [[December 2011|December]]: In a [[Rocky Shoemaker call|call to Rocky]], it is revealed that Chris's [[14 Branchland Court|home]] has a severe bug infestation and that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] was quarantined at the hospital as a result of bug bites before his death.
*19 [[November 2011|November]]: A [[Dating Ad.mp4|long lost personal ad]] is discovered almost three years after it was recorded.
*12 [[November 2011|November]]: Chris's [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls|latest fictional band]] has its debut [[tomgirl]]-themed [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|album]] leaked.

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Animal Crossing

2012-02-19T19:53:22Z

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[[Image:CWCAnimalCrossing.jpg|thumb|''Animal Crossing'' for the Wii.]]
[[Image:Accityfolkschurchuad.jpg|thumb|Despite being only minor characters who (supposedly) would make a cameo in the game, Chris felt he should make a box art focusing on Sonichu and Rosechu.]]

'''''Animal Crossing''''' by [[Nintendo]] was one of [[Chris]]'s favorite games before ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' came out. Worldwide, the game has been released in three incarnations: [[Wikipedia:Animal Crossing|''Animal Crossing'']] (GameCube), [[Wikipedia:Animal Crossing: Wild World|''Animal Crossing: Wild World'']] (DS) and [[Wikipedia:Animal Crossing: City Folk|''Animal Crossing: City Folk'']] (''Let's Go to the City'' for Europeans) (Wii).

==About ''Animal Crossing''==
All of the games in the series involve the player character moving in a town populated by animals, doing random jobs for them to earn rent money, going fishing, catching bugs, filling up the art/fossil/bug/fish collections at the local museum and, in general, trying to make the town a happy place to live.

In other words, everything Chris avoids doing in real life.

== Chris and ''Animal Crossing'' ==
The series obviously appeals to Chris: the milieu is a cartoony small rural town of bright happy colors, everyone in the city is nice to you, there's no violence at all, and most importantly, you're never in any hurry to do anything. It's perfect for people who [[autism|avoid prickly-wicklies because they cause distress]] and [[stress|crash into slumber if they have to do anything particularly demanding]].

Aside of making the following weird and puzzling video productions, he has also picked up a few nuggets of wisdom from the games. Blathers, the owl who runs the museum in the games, has the habit of rambling about things you donate to the museum, until he realizes he's boring you, at which point he usually ends the infodump with "but I digress..." Chris said he picked up this phrase from the game, yet tends to use the phrase only in writing and not when he's actually boring people to tears in other forms of communication.

=== The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special ===
{{main|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special}}
Chris made this video in honor of his parents' anniversary. It would have been kind of cute if Chris was six at the time, but now it's just sad.

This video is notable for introducing the ''Animal Crossing'' versions of both Bob and Barbara. This wouldn't be exactly damning if they had been created ''just'' for this video special, but it appears that the characters have fully decorated houses of their own...''and'' the house loans have been fully paid up (signified by the statues in front of the train station). Fully paying up the house loan takes an incredibly long time in game - and this video shows that he's done it ''at least'' four times.

=== ''Animal Crossing'' Documentary ===
{{main|Animal Crossing Documentary}}
The ''Animal Crossing'' Documentary, featuring Chris's incarnation of [[CWCville]] and [[CWCcity]] in the GC ''Animal Crossing'', is one of the great cinematic achievements Chris has made. Regular players of the game may notice a few things, such as the fact that while wasting time is unavoidable while playing this game, Chris is clearly wasting way too much time on this game. And that even when he fully paid his mortgage, he still had no idea how to sell multiple items at once.

=== Sonichu and Rosechu as characters ===
{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}
In 2009 a genius troll concocted a screenshot of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] as playable characters and told Chris Nintendo was planning to release them on his 27th birthday, but - for some mysterious reason - this plan never came to fruition.

<gallery style="margin: 0px auto 0px auto;">
Image:CWCShirtAC.jpg|You too can dress like Chris!
Image:Sonichu and Rosechu Approval for ACCityFolk.jpg|Sonichu and Rosechu.
Image:ACCityFolkSonichuRosechu.jpg|Chris's drawing of the Sonichu and Rosechu characters for the game, with special instructions on how they should be made, dated '06 [[January 2009]].
Image:3161674f78583fda5139ec49bbaa6b524b64aa06.jpg|What Chris
Image:SonichuAC.jpg|actually believed.
</gallery>

=== Chris's Sonichu ''Animal Crossing'' cards ===
Chris made a bunch of character cards for GameCube ''Animal Crossing''.

{{collapsible
|Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' Cards
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Image:088-ACCWC.jpg
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Image:164-ACSonee.jpg
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Image:187-ACSchu2.jpg
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Image:207-ACMetonic.jpg
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Image:214-ACUltSchu.jpg
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Image:229-ACRchu.jpg
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Image:231-ACRosey.jpg
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Image:243-ACVamprosa.jpg
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Image:248-ACBchu.jpg
Image:249-ACBchuBck.jpg
Image:257-ACWild.jpg
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Image:262-ACBubbles.jpg
Image:263-ACBubblesBck.jpg
Image:267-ACAngelica.jpg
Image:268-ACAngelicaBck.jpg
Image:272-ACPunchy.jpg
Image:273-ACPunchyBck.jpg
Image:277-ACMagi.jpg
Image:278-ACMagiBck.jpg
Image:283-ACFlame.jpg
Image:284-ACFlameBck.jpg
Image:286-ACBionic.jpg
Image:287-ACBionicBck.jpg
Image:290-ACWes.jpg
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Image:292-ACWesLi.jpg
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Image:297-ACSarah.jpg
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Image:300-ACSarhamah.jpg
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Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
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Image:314-ACMegagi.jpg
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Image:381-ACNaitsirhc.jpg
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Image:383-ACKel.jpg
Image:384-ACKelBck.jpg
</gallery>}}

=== Chris-chan's ''Animal Crossing'' friend codes ===
* ''City Folk'': 4124-9531-8122
* ''Wild World'': 0558-9666-5003

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Animal Crossing - Wii Box.jpg
Image:AnimalCrissingCWCEdition.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]]
*[[Takashi Tezuka]]

[[Category:Video Games]]

File:SonichuAC.jpg

2012-02-19T19:52:44Z

E. E. Spergings: Sonichu in Animal Crossing 2

Sonichu in Animal Crossing 2

File:3161674f78583fda5139ec49bbaa6b524b64aa06.jpg

2012-02-19T19:49:47Z

E. E. Spergings: Sonichu in Animal Crossing 1

Sonichu in Animal Crossing 1

Sonichu Girls

2012-02-19T19:42:34Z

E. E. Spergings:

'''Sonichu Girls''' was a webforum for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] female [[trolls|fanbase]]. A "little slice of Heaven" for him. Founded by [[Sarah May]] and Cassie, aka CassiRosechu, in [[December 2008]].

==Chris's Posts on Sonichu Girls==
Cassie e-mailed Chris, informing him that she was a True and Honest ''Sonichu'' fan who helped start a webforum for female fans of ''Sonichu'', and asked if he would make an appearance. The idea of a web forum of attractive young women delving into Chris's fantasy world appealed to his sense of narcissism and his hatred of [[JERKS|men]], so he made three posts, presented here in unaltered form (save for explanatory wiki links).

===Introduction===
{{quotebox|Yes, it's your man of the (Way More Than an) Hour.

I got the e-mail from "CassieRosechu", so I followed the address.

Y'all are just simply the Sweetest.

I've read my [[Speech Impediment|accent/voice]] was a favorited feature *blush*; I've rarely thought my voice was that alluring, although IMHO, it sounds like a direct-match to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (anywhere; from the classic and [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] shows and all games starting from [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]]), and when singing [[Chris and Reality|I can have a Frank Sinatra or Bing Crosby flavor]].

Anyway, I'll pour a pint of my heart just for y'all. :)

Honestly, I don't know why I'm still single either; even my [[Barbara Chandler|own mother]] finds me handsome. Yet sometimes after she reminds me of that, I reply, "If I'm so handsome, why won't any women (in person) approach me?" During my [[Love Quest|Sweetheart Search]], while I'm waiting to be personally approached by an [[Attraction Sign|"18-(my age at that time and current) Boyfriend-Free, caring, smoke-free, non-alcoholic white girl, to make into a Sweetheart from the ground-up,"]] I did feel lonesome. Yet at the end of each time out to the location, I did feel a sad moment, but I take it with a "That's okay; maybe next time" attitude. But I can tell y'all understand from my past actions that I am honest, dedicated and true, and I truly appreciate that. If anything, that is exactly a neutral fact that I would wish to be fully understood among the worldwide [[trolls|fanbase]].

Aside from the understood fact, I feel that I am truly in touch with [[Tomgirl Pictures|my feminine side]], to the point where I am capable of learning from that to better understand how to [[rape|treat women in a caring, nuturing, positive way]]; I've also learned from Red Skelton of how to be a gentleman. Sometimes I wonder between my caring attitude and the lack of a Sweetheart if I was born the wrong gender; I would wonder what life would have been like [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|if I had actually been born a girl]]. But afterwards, I'd realize that I should still apreciate being born a boy to gentleman; [[Family Guy|God gave me the package, and I signed for it]].

Another thing I feel I should bring up is my honest feelings to validate my being Straight (although it goes without saying). I honestly feel more comfortable around women, because y'all are mostly more sympathetic and caring to another's feelings, y'all are mostly honest in your converstations, y'all are emotionally better and stronger than the majority of the male population, and simply put, y'all are simply fun and delightful to be around. And while it is true (and I am not ashamed to admit it) that I have seen my share of porn, I have learned how to better, positively treat a woman before, during and after the act. I would definitely stay until she woke up, and I would call her back later to see how her day was. And I have and would put the seat up then back down when I use the restroom she would use later. But I digress. When it comes to the private parts, be they covered or not, I look more at the [[china|female parts]], and definitely her face, because not only of my being straight, but every one is truly a masterful work of God's art that is simply beautiful in their own way. But even more beautiful beyond that which makes it truly a wonderous design are the individual personalities. I care more about every woman's feelings and opinions over their body.

On the flip side, I feel discomfort around men, because they can be such mean and cruel jerks. I could go on with what I detest about them, but I will not stoop to their level of cruelty. Also, I feel discomfort when shopping for underwear for myself; they do not need models pictured on the package. It grosses me out to see that thing. It's bad enough that I sometimes see my own when I look down (of which I don't feel as much discomfort), but the very sight of others is like kryptonite to me; it makes me feel like throwing up even when the image randomly pops up in my head.

[[Stress sigh|*sigh*]]

I'm okay; I just took some deep breaths.

I want to thank y'all again for treating me like a King, not just with respect, but with emotional understanding of my feelings. And y'all do not need feel inhibitation in personally approaching me in public *blush*; shoot I would honestly feel most flattered and would personally/emotionally benefit from it (I would most welcome it).

Y'all know I live in Ruckersville, Virgina, and I can be found in the Charlottesville area when I'm out and about. Please feel free to say Hi or offer a hug or what you each feel is comfortable at the moment.

Love & Peace,
Christian W. Chandler.

ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com
PSN ID: Sonichu}}

====Pokeboy====
{{quotebox|If you all will recall, I had mentioned the idea of creating a one-time magazine of pictures of the Rosechus (minus [[Zapina]], since she's underage) being [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|sexy in underwear or naked]], as a [[women's rights|protest]] of mine against the [[ED]] jerks who drew [[pickles|dicks]] on my female characters and women in general; the heinous, slanderous act still infuriates me. But I withold my rage. A Sonichu Girl asked me when I was going to draw the comic of the Rosechus stripping in protest, so I felt I should put it to a popular vote.

Would you all like to see the multiple pages of the Rosechus being sexy in underwear or naked in the protest against those jerks in the Playboy parodied magazine, or do you all feel I would be crossing a line doing so?

If the popular vote is good, I will draw up the magazine either before or after drawing and coloring my [[Sonichu 9|#9 Comic Book]], depending on how I feel. I'll make my decision based on the popular responses after a week to a month's time.

Thank you all again for understanding my true meaning behind the stripping protest. :)

Love and Peace.}}

==Chris's [[Hair]]==
Cassie, co-founder of Sonichu Girls, asked Chris for locks of his hair so all the Sonichu Girls can have them as souvenirs. Because Chris can't say no to a pretty lady ([[BlueSpike|or a dude pretending to be one]]), he went to the trouble of cutting his hair and placing the locks into small baggies with a certificate of authenticity signed by The Big C himself. Due to the Mexican postal service ''[insert derogatory joke about Mexicans here]'', it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock.

Cassie described the hair as being [[Chris and health|"greasy"]] and having an [[Axe|odd odor]]. While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 packets were made. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English and Chris's butchered version of Spanish, with each side having a Sonichu drawing, where the Spanish side has Sonichu in a sombrero ([[Chris and race|you know, BECAUSE ALL MEXICANS WEAR OVERSIZED SOMBREROS]]).

===The Letter in English===
{{quotebox|Dear Cassie,

I hope you and your family are well. I apologize for not writing in a while, and I hope my spanish in this letter is good. :)

Good. I <s>thought</s> felt I should send you the sample of my hair locks I was able to divide <sup>for you and your friends including Sarah May</sup>. Enclosed in are 23 locks of my hair. I felt bad for not making 200 cards in the time. I've been through a bunch of bad times, and none good. I trust that you can understand fully, and I deeply thank you for that. :)

Like a <s>lrusled</s> (Chris crosses his "t"s last) trusted friend, I love you Cassie.

Love and Peace,<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}

===The Letter in Spanish===

{{quotebox|Hola, Cassie,

Yo espero que estar bien, y tú familia están bien tambien. Yo lo siento que <s>fue</s> no escribi te por tan tiempo mucho. Y <s>esto</s> espero mí español aquí esta bien. :)

Bien, yo piensé qué yo debo enviar mí "samples" de pelo yo dividí para tu y su amigas de Sonichu Girls, incluia Sarah May. En esta "envelope", hay viente y tres tarjetas con mí pelo. Yo siento un pequito mal que no puedo dividir dos cien tarjetas durante el tiempo. Tenía veces mal mucho y veces bien tambien. Yo pienso bien que tu comprendes bien, y yo tengo muchas gracias para ti para comprender. :)

Como un amigo bueno, yo te amo.<br />
Amor y paz,<br />
Christian W. Chandler.}}

===The Spanish Letter, translated into actual [[Spanish]]===

{{quotebox|
Hola, Cassie

Espero que estés bien, y tu familia también. Siento no haberte escrito durante tanto tiempo, y espero que mi español en esta carta sea correcto :).

Bueno, pensé que debía enviarte unas muestras del pelo que pude dividir para tí y tus amigas de Sonichu Girls, incluyendo a Sarah May. En este sobre hay veintitrés mechones de mi pelo. Me sabe mal no haber podido hacer 200 tarjetas en este tiempo. Últimamente he pasado muchos malos ratos y ninguno bueno. Sé que lo comprenderás, y te lo agradezco de corazón :).

Te quiero como un amigo sincero, Cassie

Amor y Paz
Christian W. Chandler.}}

===The Spanish Letter, translated into English===

{{quotebox|Hello, Cassie

I hope that to be well, and you family are good too. I regret it that it was not I wrote to you during so time much. And this I hope my Spanish here is well.

Good, I thought what I should send me "samples" of hair I divided for your and its Sonichu girl friends, includes Sarah May. In this envelope, there are 23 cards with me hair. I feel a little bad that I can't divide two a hundred cards during the time. I had bad times many and well times also. I think well that you understand well, and I have many thanks for you in order to understand.

As a friend good, I love you. Love and peace, Christian W. Chandler.}}

===Gallery of Hair===
<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations of trolls will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire packets of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it to be Chris's.
Image:Dearcassie1.jpg|Letter accompanying the hair.
Image:Dearcassie2.jpg|Spanish translation of the letter.
Image:Hair1l.jpg|All the packets.
Image:Hair2.jpg|And the actual hair.
</gallery>
</center>

== Sonichu Girls revealed ==
On 23 [[February 2009]] (the day before Chris's birthday), the Sonichu Girls forum was revealed to be nothing more than a fake fanbase created by [[Clyde Cash]]. The board itself then morphed into a message board to possibly be used by [[The Miscreants]]. In his post, Clyde made it very clear that Sonichu Girls was an attempt to troll Chris.<ref>http://sonichugirls.yuku.com/topic/120/t/I-Clyde-Cash-have-revealed-the-truth-behind-SonichuGirls.html</ref>

== References ==
<references />

== External links ==
* [http://sonichugirls.yuku.com The Miscreants message board (formally Sonichu Girls)]

{{The Internet}}

[[Category:Trolling]]
[[Category:Websites]]

2012

2012-02-19T19:33:43Z

E. E. Spergings:

[[File:CWCforprez2012.jpg|thumb|350px|"I stand strong, I stand firm, I AM A NOBLE LEADER! And if I am elected, I will do my best to keep our America strong and sound, and not go down the drain."<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref>]]
'''2012''' is the fourth year of organized [[trolling]] of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2012, Chris will turn 30.

If things don't go their way in [[28 October 2011|court]], Chris and/or Barb could be spending some of this year in prison.

==January==
[[File:Christran2.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in January 2012]]

{{main|January 2012}}

January was a slow month but there were a few notable events:
*Both Chris and Barb had [[28 October 2011|another hearing]] which led to yet another continuance.
*Chris re-opened his [[Facebook]] account.

==February==
{{main|February 2012}}

*[[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Cwcville helps]]!
*Chris will [[Chris's birthday|turn thirty]].

==April==
{{main|April 2012}}

Chris and Barb face [[28 October 2011|another hearing]].

==June==

Chris will open a charity [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]] in honour of [[Bob|his father]], in order to get free [[Lego]] toys.

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack

2012-02-12T14:16:21Z

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{{Honest}}
{{quote|YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER NEW TERRITORY THAT MAY OPEN NEW CREATIVE DOORS WITHIN YOUR MIND.

ARE YOU 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER?

[[Image:Red yes button.JPG]]<br />[[Image:Red no button.JPG]]
|Age check for Sonichu and Rosechu's Love Shack}}
[[Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|thumb|right||Chris's Rule 34 goes back to the origins of Sonichu and Rosechu, where he drew crude <s>sexy</s> images of Rosechu.]]
{{Quote|First off, no one really wants to know how two made up hedgehogs have sex.

No one. People would rather find out how actual people have sex.

Not hedgehogs.|[[Vivian Gee]] tries to make it clear.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
'''Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack''' is the Rule 34 section of [[Chris]]'s [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]] founded on 12 February [[2009]]. Chris most likely took the name from the 1999 [[South Park]]-themed [[video game]], ''[[Wikipedia:South Park: Chef's Luv Shack|Chef's Luv Shack]]''. While many would think this is simply a ham-fisted attempt to continue his [[Mass debating|"protest"]] against [[ED]], he's actually just trying to get us to open [[Women's Rights |"NEW CREATIVE DOORS"]] [[Chris and art|artistically]] and [[Chris and religion|spiritually]]. Who knew [[Chris and Art|horribly drawn]] [[china]]s colored in with magic markers could be so illuminating?

Several people noticed, before the site's sudden death, a "For [[Gal-pal|Girls]]" section, essentially either requesting or alleging solo or homoerotic [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]] artwork.

The artwork he did manage to post was mostly stuff he's already uploaded to [[ED]] as well as some new stuff from the pairings from [[Sonichu 9]]. While Chris has been drawing [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|erotic fantasy artwork]], chances are the love shack is gone for good, despite numerous [[Mailbag|fan requests]] for its return. Creating a page [[Chris and his ego|not intimately related to him]] would cause too much [[stress]].

==Development==
In a post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum from early January 2009, Chris posted:
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
If you all will recall, I had mentioned the idea of creating a one-time magazine of pictures of the Rosechus (minus Zapina, since she's underage) being sexy in underwear or naked, as a protest of mine against the ED jerks who drew dicks on my female characters and women in general; the heinous, slanderous act still infuriates me. But I withold my rage. A Sonichu Girl asked me when I was going to draw the comic of the Rosechus stripping in protest, so I felt I should put it to a popular vote.

Would you all like to see the multiple pages of the Rosechus being sexy in underwear or naked in the protest against those jerks in the Playboy parodied magazine, or do you all feel I would be crossing a line doing so?

If the popular vote is good, I will draw up the magazine either before or after drawing and coloring my #9 Comic Book, depending on how I feel. I'll make my decision based on the popular responses after a week to a month's time.

Thank you all again for understanding my true meaning behind the stripping protest. :)

Love and Peace.</div>

All the TRUE and LOYAL [[trolls|Sonichu gal fans]] supported Chris's idea and alongside support from "fans" in [[Mumble]], Chris made the site. The Luv Shack went online on 12 February, becoming part of [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] (the third domain that hosted Chris's Sonichu site, which he had acquired and set up earlier that month).

Chris kept the sub-site very up to date, adding "adult" versions of his comics all the way up to [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu issue #9]]. For a time, the Luv Shack was updated almost as often as the Sonichu comics themselves, although Chris left out some well-known material from the collection (such as the [[Giant Penis Comic]]).

When Chris relaunched his site in April as CWCville.com, he broke several links to the Luv Shack, but the gallery was still available via the old domain name. After the site was repeatedly hacked in May, however, Chris eventually gave up and allowed it to lie fallow. At present, [[CWCipedia]] doesn't have any section like the Luv Shack, and hosts somewhat less explicit versions of comics like [[Sonichu 8]].

As of 26 [[April 2010]] Chris has claimed on his [[CWC Blog#26 April 2010|blog]] that he would never allow adult images on [[CWCipedia|his website]], and that the rule 34 he has created was "leaked". Since Chris has horrifying porn available himself, and at one point had an entire page dedicated to [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], this is a lie on both counts.

==Images from the Luv Shack (or: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here)==
{{collapsible
|Incredibly horrific and NSFW, this is your last chance to escape with your sanity
|<center><gallery>
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|Even though [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|this]] destroyed his relationship with Megan, he uploaded it to his new website, saying that he needed "sexy pictures for a sexy website."
Image:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|According to Chris, this is "romance." In a children's comic. Rosechu looks like she's crying.
Image:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|What Chris originally imagined as comic characters suitable for all ages, in the middle of their hardcore Hanky Panky. You know, for kids!
Image:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Chris's original text: "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!! " Chris is correct about women's vaginas crying at the sight of him.
Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|...why, Chris, why?
Image:Rosechu pegging Sonichu.jpg|(Former) loyal [[gal pal]] [[Sarah May]] forced Chris to create a drawing of a female character with a [[pickle]] fucking a male character in order to get his website back. Chris thought he would be [[fail|clever]] if he did so with Rosechu, but made it look like she was wearing a strap-on. (This picture is included in the actual luv shack, the caption says she is, in fact,wearing a strap on)
Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|But since Sarah May isn't a dumbass, she made him fix it and he gave in.
Image:Silvana34.jpg|Likewise, she forced him to draw one of his female characters with a pickle. Chris thought he'd be clever to do an image of [[Silvana]], who already has a pickle, and who is black so you can't really tell to begin with.
Image:IvyBondage.jpg|Apparently, Ivy is mad about Chris cheating with [[Vanessa Hudgens]].
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry [[Tomgirl Pictures|roves to wear]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|radies ringerie]].
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Image:SchuComic8P102.jpg|From Chris' all-too-informative [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Biology CWCipedia "Biology" page].
Image:SchuComic8P103.jpg|Why, yes, Chris has given the reproductive systems of his fictional characters great amounts of thought.
Image:SchuComic8P104.jpg|Clearly Chris paid attention in his biology classes
Image:SchuComic8P105.jpg| Sex: Learn about it at the library, on the internet!
Image:SchuComic9Page1-B.jpg| If that wasn't educational enough for you, here's a detailed hand-drawn comic featuring what fictional characters having sex looks like, from [[Sonichu 9]].
Image:SchuComic9Page1-G.jpg|The view from Sonichu's penis cam.
Image:SchuComic9Page1-H .jpg|Sonichu knows ALL the positions.
Image:SchuComic9Page5-A.jpg|[[Audiobooks|Look at that face goddamn!]]
Image:RosechuNude2.jpg|Hey, while you're here, you might be interested to know that most of this is [[Chris and tracing|traced]]
Image:RosechuNude3.jpg|He even signs his own Rule 34.
Image:RosechuNude4.jpg|Chris claims he's against bestiality...
Image:RosechuNude5.jpg|Chris is a expert at leg proportions.
Image:RosechuNude6.jpg|Sonichu and Rosechu are all-animal.
Image:RosechuNude7.jpg|Suddenly, bangs!
Image:RosechuNude8.jpg|Rosechu pees pink.
Image:SchuComic9Page19-A.jpg|Strangely enough, Chris has quite a lot in common with Snapesnogger.
Image:SchuComic9Page19-B.jpg|Chris shows us the images he used to trace the Rosechu nudes.
Image:SchuComic9Page19-D.jpg|And now you know what cartoons Chris faps to.
Image:SchuComic9Page32-E.jpg|Later, Rosechu shows us what [[Women's rights]] looks like.
Image:SchuComic9Page32-F.jpg|Chris has made a detailed study of [[Muscle bra|bras]] to draw this.
Image:SchuComic9Page32-G.jpg|I AM EXPLODING VAGINA, HEAR ME ROAR!
Image:SchuComic9Page61.jpg| A final scene wherein [[Blake]] is paralyzed by [[Silvana]]'s poison secretions, while she is disguised as [[Chaotic Combo#Bubbles|Bubbles]]

</gallery></center>}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]
*[[ShecameforCWC.jpg]]
*[[Jackie E-mails 14]], which feature even more "erotic" art.

{{References}}
==External links==
*<s>[http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/index.html Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]</s> bahleeted
*<s>[http://www.cwcville.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/index.html NEW and TRUE Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]... Which goes to the old, dead one. [http://www.cwcville.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/xxx/index.html Here's] where it's supposed to send you.</s> Nope!
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/CWCXXXart.html Archive (WARNING: Not suitable for people with a heart level under 80%)]
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Rule 34]]

Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack

2012-02-12T14:14:25Z

E. E. Spergings:

{{Honest}}
{{quote|YOU ARE ABOUT TO ENTER NEW TERRITORY THAT MAY OPEN NEW CREATIVE DOORS WITHIN YOUR MIND.

ARE YOU 18 YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER?

[[Image:Red yes button.JPG]]<br />[[Image:Red no button.JPG]]
|Age check for Sonichu and Rosechu's Love Shack}}
[[Image:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|thumb|right||Chris's Rule 34 goes back to the origins of Sonichu and Rosechu, where he drew crude <s>sexy</s> images of Rosechu.]]
{{Quote|First off, no one really wants to know how two made up hedgehogs have sex.

No one. People would rather find out how actual people have sex.

Not hedgehogs.|[[Vivian Gee]] tries to make it clear.<ref>[[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2007-2008]]</ref>}}
'''Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack''' is the Rule 34 section of [[Chris]]'s [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Sonichu site]] founded on 12 February [[2009]]. Chris most likely took the name from the 1999 [[South Park]]-themed [[video game]], "[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_Park:_Chef's_Luv_Shack Chef's Luv Shack]". While many would think this is simply a ham-fisted attempt to continue his [[Mass debating|"protest"]] against [[ED]], he's actually just trying to get us to open [[Women's Rights |"NEW CREATIVE DOORS"]] [[Chris and art|artistically]] and [[Chris and religion|spiritually]]. Who knew [[Chris and Art|horribly drawn]] [[china]]s colored in with magic markers could be so illuminating?

Several people noticed, before the site's sudden death, a "For [[Gal-pal|Girls]]" section, essentially either requesting or alleging solo or homoerotic [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]] artwork.

The artwork he did manage to post was mostly stuff he's already uploaded to [[ED]] as well as some new stuff from the pairings from [[Sonichu 9]]. While Chris has been drawing [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|erotic fantasy artwork]], chances are the love shack is gone for good, despite numerous [[Mailbag|fan requests]] for its return. Creating a page [[Chris and his ego|not intimately related to him]] would cause too much [[stress]].

==Development==
In a post on the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum from early January 2009, Chris posted:
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
If you all will recall, I had mentioned the idea of creating a one-time magazine of pictures of the Rosechus (minus Zapina, since she's underage) being sexy in underwear or naked, as a protest of mine against the ED jerks who drew dicks on my female characters and women in general; the heinous, slanderous act still infuriates me. But I withold my rage. A Sonichu Girl asked me when I was going to draw the comic of the Rosechus stripping in protest, so I felt I should put it to a popular vote.

Would you all like to see the multiple pages of the Rosechus being sexy in underwear or naked in the protest against those jerks in the Playboy parodied magazine, or do you all feel I would be crossing a line doing so?

If the popular vote is good, I will draw up the magazine either before or after drawing and coloring my #9 Comic Book, depending on how I feel. I'll make my decision based on the popular responses after a week to a month's time.

Thank you all again for understanding my true meaning behind the stripping protest. :)

Love and Peace.</div>

All the TRUE and LOYAL [[trolls|Sonichu gal fans]] supported Chris's idea and alongside support from "fans" in [[Mumble]], Chris made the site. The Luv Shack went online on 12 February, becoming part of [[Sonichuandrosechu.com]] (the third domain that hosted Chris's Sonichu site, which he had acquired and set up earlier that month).

Chris kept the sub-site very up to date, adding "adult" versions of his comics all the way up to [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu issue #9]]. For a time, the Luv Shack was updated almost as often as the Sonichu comics themselves, although Chris left out some well-known material from the collection (such as the [[Giant Penis Comic]]).

When Chris relaunched his site in April as CWCville.com, he broke several links to the Luv Shack, but the gallery was still available via the old domain name. After the site was repeatedly hacked in May, however, Chris eventually gave up and allowed it to lie fallow. At present, [[CWCipedia]] doesn't have any section like the Luv Shack, and hosts somewhat less explicit versions of comics like [[Sonichu 8]].

As of 26 [[April 2010]] Chris has claimed on his [[CWC Blog#26 April 2010|blog]] that he would never allow adult images on [[CWCipedia|his website]], and that the rule 34 he has created was "leaked". Since Chris has horrifying porn available himself, and at one point had an entire page dedicated to [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], this is a lie on both counts.

==Images from the Luv Shack (or: Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here)==
{{collapsible
|Incredibly horrific and NSFW, this is your last chance to escape with your sanity
|<center><gallery>
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|Even though [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|this]] destroyed his relationship with Megan, he uploaded it to his new website, saying that he needed "sexy pictures for a sexy website."
Image:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|According to Chris, this is "romance." In a children's comic. Rosechu looks like she's crying.
Image:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|What Chris originally imagined as comic characters suitable for all ages, in the middle of their hardcore Hanky Panky. You know, for kids!
Image:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Chris's original text: "FUCK!! Did she have to do that in the house of God?!! " Chris is correct about women's vaginas crying at the sight of him.
Image:MaryWantsIt.JPG|...why, Chris, why?
Image:Rosechu pegging Sonichu.jpg|(Former) loyal [[gal pal]] [[Sarah May]] forced Chris to create a drawing of a female character with a [[pickle]] fucking a male character in order to get his website back. Chris thought he would be [[fail|clever]] if he did so with Rosechu, but made it look like she was wearing a strap-on. (This picture is included in the actual luv shack, the caption says she is, in fact,wearing a strap on)
Image:Original-chrischan-rosechu-trap.jpg|But since Sarah May isn't a dumbass, she made him fix it and he gave in.
Image:Silvana34.jpg|Likewise, she forced him to draw one of his female characters with a pickle. Chris thought he'd be clever to do an image of [[Silvana]], who already has a pickle, and who is black so you can't really tell to begin with.
Image:IvyBondage.jpg|Apparently, Ivy is mad about Chris cheating with [[Vanessa Hudgens]].
Image:Punchylaylalove.jpg|[[Punchy]] rearry [[Tomgirl Pictures|roves to wear]] [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|radies ringerie]].
Image:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|Punchy rearry rike browjob!!!
Image:SchuComic8P102.jpg|From Chris' all-too-informative [http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Biology CWCipedia "Biology" page].
Image:SchuComic8P103.jpg|Why, yes, Chris has given the reproductive systems of his fictional characters great amounts of thought.
Image:SchuComic8P104.jpg|Clearly Chris paid attention in his biology classes
Image:SchuComic8P105.jpg| Sex: Learn about it at the library, on the internet!
Image:SchuComic9Page1-B.jpg| If that wasn't educational enough for you, here's a detailed hand-drawn comic featuring what fictional characters having sex looks like, from [[Sonichu 9]].
Image:SchuComic9Page1-G.jpg|The view from Sonichu's penis cam.
Image:SchuComic9Page1-H .jpg|Sonichu knows ALL the positions.
Image:SchuComic9Page5-A.jpg|[[Audiobooks|Look at that face goddamn!]]
Image:RosechuNude2.jpg|Hey, while you're here, you might be interested to know that most of this is [[Chris and tracing|traced]]
Image:RosechuNude3.jpg|He even signs his own Rule 34.
Image:RosechuNude4.jpg|Chris claims he's against bestiality...
Image:RosechuNude5.jpg|Chris is a expert at leg proportions.
Image:RosechuNude6.jpg|Sonichu and Rosechu are all-animal.
Image:RosechuNude7.jpg|Suddenly, bangs!
Image:RosechuNude8.jpg|Rosechu pees pink.
Image:SchuComic9Page19-A.jpg|Strangely enough, Chris has quite a lot in common with Snapesnogger.
Image:SchuComic9Page19-B.jpg|Chris shows us the images he used to trace the Rosechu nudes.
Image:SchuComic9Page19-D.jpg|And now you know what cartoons Chris faps to.
Image:SchuComic9Page32-E.jpg|Later, Rosechu shows us what [[Women's rights]] looks like.
Image:SchuComic9Page32-F.jpg|Chris has made a detailed study of [[Muscle bra|bras]] to draw this.
Image:SchuComic9Page32-G.jpg|I AM EXPLODING VAGINA, HEAR ME ROAR!
Image:SchuComic9Page61.jpg| A final scene wherein [[Blake]] is paralyzed by [[Silvana]]'s poison secretions, while she is disguised as [[Chaotic Combo#Bubbles|Bubbles]]

</gallery></center>}}

==See also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Women's rights]]
*[[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]
*[[ShecameforCWC.jpg]]
*[[Jackie E-mails 14]], which feature even more "erotic" art.

{{References}}
==External links==
*<s>[http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/index.html Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]</s> bahleeted
*<s>[http://www.cwcville.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/index.html NEW and TRUE Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]... Which goes to the old, dead one. [http://www.cwcville.com/sonichuandrosechuluvshack/xxx/index.html Here's] where it's supposed to send you.</s> Nope!
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcville/CWCXXXart.html Archive (WARNING: Not suitable for people with a heart level under 80%)]
{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Rule 34]]