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<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-6-5 15:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> * '''12 June''' - Chris publishes '''[[FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights]]'''.<br /> * '''5 June'''<br /> ** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted in the '''[[Sightings_(2026)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland|Mall of Tripla cinema]]''', going to see ''The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4]]'''<br /> * '''31 May''' - Chris's Instagram account '''[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token|promotes a crypto coin after being hacked]]'''.<br /> * '''29 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]] '''and '''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'''.<br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''11 June''' - [[Prank calls#DPF phonecalls|DPF call with Bob Chandler]] from [[January 2010]].<br /> *'''24 May''' - [[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction]] from [[May 2009]].<br /> *'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=OfficialCWCmart_Jail_Art&diff=363215 OfficialCWCmart Jail Art 2026-06-22T13:30:46Z

<p>Eamoo: /* "COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1", dated 06/26/2022 */</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|thumb|300px|A letter that Praetor had sent to a paying customer.]]<br /> <br /> '''OfficialCWCmart Jail Art''' is artwork Chris drew while in [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] on his [[incest]] charge. Chris gave [[Praetor]] permission to sell the drawings on their online shop [[OfficialCWCmart]].<br /> <br /> The art is drawn with black and blue ballpoint pens, black being used for the outlines and blue to illuminate select details. Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them.<br /> <br /> The earliest pictures are undated but appear to have been drawn and sent out prior to Chris's transfer to [[Western State Hospital]] in [[February 2022]]. Following Chris's return to Central Virginia Regional Jail in [[May 2022]], he continued to draw art for public consumption, with [[June 2022|June]] and [[August 2022|August]] being especially productive months. He continued to send out jail art even after his case was sealed in August 2022, indicating that he was not completely cut off from the outside world, although many of his later drawings did not surface on the internet until months after the dates on which they were drawn. As of [[June 2023]], no jail art dated later than 26 [[November 2022]] has emerged.<br /> <br /> The descriptions that Praetor wrote on Etsy are represented in brown.<br /> <br /> =="Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald", undated==<br /> *Price: $170 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831004810/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1212266812/chris-chan-jail-art-sonichu-prime-and?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details%2A</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail.<br /> <br /> This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do.<br /> <br /> This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of county jail scrap paper.}}<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu]] is drawn next to an enormous Master Emerald reciting Tikal's Prayer (from ''Sonic Adventure''): "The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power; power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos. " He then says "I pray to Mama Jesus Christ Chan this works. Cyan Master Emerald of our [[CWCville]], I need you and the other six Master Emeralds to save both Earths' peoples."<br /> <br /> =="The Universe's Core", undated==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831010751/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1235100063/chris-chan-jail-art-the-universes-core?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt2.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail.<br /> <br /> Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples.<br /> <br /> Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation.<br /> <br /> This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.}}<br /> <br /> =="Rosey Slices. Rosey Dices. But That's Not All.", undated==<br /> *Price: $170 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831011056/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1212278216/chris-chan-jail-art-rosey-slices-rosey?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt3.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail.<br /> <br /> The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "[[BILLY MAYS|Hi! Rosey Rosechu here]]. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!"<br /> <br /> The drawing is framed and autographed.}}<br /> <br /> =="Magi-Chan Sonichu Chaos Controls", undated==<br /> *Price: $165 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831060043/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1226233741/chris-chan-jail-art-magi-chan-sonichu?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt4.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail.<br /> <br /> This pen-on-paper masterpiece features [[Sonichu]] doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy.<br /> <br /> This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.}}<br /> <br /> =="Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming", undated==<br /> *Price: $165 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831060241/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1226214681/chris-chan-jail-art-jesus-christine?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt5.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail.<br /> <br /> The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble.<br /> <br /> We were told to say this.<br /> <br /> This piece is framed and autographed.}}<br /> <br /> =="You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It", dated 05/06/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831060511/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1221154382/chris-chan-jail-art-youd-better-have?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt6.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine.<br /> <br /> You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It:<br /> "Resting a hand on a Chaos [[Rainbow]], Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe [[1C-211987]]. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand."<br /> <br /> Well said.}}<br /> <br /> =="Happiness Can Still Be a Hug Away", dated 05/06/2022==<br /> *Price: $300 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831060744/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1221171390/chris-chan-jail-art-happiness-can-still?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt7.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta.<br /> <br /> This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter.<br /> <br /> Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away:<br /> "Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding."<br /> <br /> The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.}}<br /> "Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."<br /> <br /> =="Wild and Punchy in Flight", dated 05/06/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831060921/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1221159132/chris-chan-jail-art-wild-and-punchy-in?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt8.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter.<br /> <br /> [[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] in Flight:<br /> "Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground."<br /> <br /> It should be a felony in [[Virginia]] not to own this beautiful piece.}}<br /> <br /> =="Flashzap", dated 11/24/2021==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831061109/https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1225689266/chris-chan-jail-art-flashzap?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt9.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|A piece of jail art created by Christine Weston Chandler. A description has been provided by her via letter.<br /> <br /> Flashzap:<br /> "Inspired in part by Snoopy as Flashbeagle as he Flashdanced in a most iconic, classic [[Peanuts]] Special. Yet this Bar and Grill exists in Cwcville Virginia, and I personally do possess a great number of most energetic and vibrational dance moves. "She steps out on the floor without making a sound, then she starts hearing the beat. [[Obesity|You would think the floor is moving]] the way she's moving her feet. She's a champion! She's the best! Impossible to tame! People say that's she's obsessed, listen to her name! They call her Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus Christ Chan!"'<br /> <br /> It should be noted that the last "S" in Jesus is stylized as a lightning bolt in her letter.}}<br /> <br /> Based on the 1984 special [[Wikipedia:It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown|''It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown'']]. A voice from the crowd says "That god can sure bust a move!"<br /> <br /> =="A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu", dated 05/14/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831061247/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1225692270/chris-chan-jail-art-a-prayer-of-angelica?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt10.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artwork was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided by her via letter.<br /> <br /> A Prayer of [[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]]:<br /> "A holy and divine moment as Angelica in her Neo Spiritual Christianity Church prays for the safety and well-being of All from Universe 1218's Earth who are collectively shifting to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987}}<br /> Angelica is depicted thinking, "I pray for the good health, safety and well-being of all who are shifting to our humble universe's earth in our Lord and God's second coming. May ye all be blessed. Amen!"<br /> <br /> =="Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004", dated 05/14/2022==<br /> {{see also|Jail Art (reverse side)}}<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831063322/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1239635535/chris-chan-jail-art-sonichu-prime-and?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:JailArt11.jpg|Art piece<br /> File:JailArt11 - reverse (reduced size).jpg|Reverse side of the art piece, shared by the buyer<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-2120#post-19079693 ([https://archive.fo/XaTVW#selection-4951.20-4952.1 archive])</ref><br /> </gallery></center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following description was provided by her via letter.<br /> <br /> Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in [[Sonichu chronology#2004|2004]]:<br /> "This is a first for Sonichu and Rosey, as back in 2004 they were guided to a distant community of Sonichus and Rosechus in the wilderness. The distant communities of the wild Sonichu and Rosechu Pokemon are a [[Nudes|clothing optional]] society. Most of them within are regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Off-Camera in this particular village there are elders who wear full body clothing, also the leader of this small colony. Artist/Chronicler's note: drawing this felt like drawing a [[Smurf]] village."}}<br /> Sonichu thinks "Wow! Look at them all!" Rosechu thinks, "What a diverse group!" even though they all look identical.<br /> <br /> =="How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You", unknown date==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831151916/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1239638119/chris-chan-jail-art-how-sweet-it-is-to?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt12.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You:<br /> "A simple piece featuring Magi-Chan and I as we Soul Bond together in a most Enlightening and Euphoric feeling like flying throughout the cosmos freely."}}<br /> <br /> =="The Sonichu Temple's Relocation", dated 12/10/2021==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831152048/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1225703784/chris-chan-jail-art-the-sonichu-temples?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt13.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation:<br /> <br /> "Consider this a premonition piece as the Sonichu Temple shall be relocated between the Cwcville Bassillicom and Angelica Rosechu's Church. And yes, one of the eight Master Emeralds, the Cyan one, is located in Cwcville VA."}}<br /> In ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', a Basilicom is an organization that serves the goddesses and governs each land. Along with housing the Goddesses, it also a place where people go to worship the Goddesses and the place where the Goddesses reside.<br /> <br /> =="Val Sonichu's Coffee Break", dated 06/19/2022==<br /> *Price: $200 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831152423/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1266400949/chris-chan-jail-art-val-sonichus-coffee?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt14.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter, as well as a written letter to the buyer on the back from the perspective of Val Sonichu.<br /> <br /> Val Sonichu's Coffee Break:<br /> "A simple moment at a Starbucks café in Cwcville as Val meditates and counts his blessings of present and recalls the past with his Chris Chan from the lost alternate timeline of long ago."}}<br /> [[Val Sonichu]] is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] with black streaks in his fur and a third eye in his forehead.<br /> <br /> =="An Atlantic Dip" , dated 06/24/2022==<br /> *Price: $200 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831152637/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1252402934/chris-chan-jail-art-an-atlantic-dip?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt15.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> An Atlantic Dip: "See Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu with a [[HippoOnYourHead|hippo on her head]] after a misdirected crash into the Atlantic Ocean, with paraphrasing of a certain movie's lines with her own Truth and emotions."}}<br /> Jesus Chris-Chan Sonichu says, "So, as I crashed into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realised a few things. I know where I am going, yet only some idea of how or when to get there. Salt water stings, but I can swim. I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because [[Bella]] and [[Null]] betrayed me! They betrayed me! And yet, I still wonder if either of them were a better kisser than Judas Iscariot. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a hippo on my head. And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own."<br /> <br /> =="Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu", dated 05/06/2022==<br /> *Price: $200 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831152758/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1252434186/chris-chan-jail-art-introducing-donnie?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt16.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This piece of jail art was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. Frames are no longer included to save on shipping expenses for buyers. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Introducing [[Donnie Sonichu]], Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu: "This is Bubble's and Blake's son, Donatello Sonichu (aka Donnie); an Electric/Water Type with Blaze ability and Fire Bending attacks as well. He evolved at a high level of 20, but still has years of experience and maturity to catch up on. He has assessed the basic to advanced mastery of his powers from upon the beaches and waves."}}<br /> <br /> =="An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021", dated 06/05/2022==<br /> {{main|An Honest Self-Portrait from June, 2021}}<br /> <br /> =="Prideful Interview With God", dated 06/19/2022==<br /> *Price: $200 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831065110/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1266444513/chris-chan-jail-art-prideful-interview?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt17.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. It should be noted that a fan had tipped Christine off to a recent video by YouTuber Gibi reviewing his jail art, and Christine included him in the work.<br /> <br /> Prideful Interview With God: "Neil Augustine of WTOP News interviews Jesus Christ Chan at a Pride Festival for the topic of Pride, which it is not a sin to have Pride. However, to have Arrogance is the sin. Self-Love and Love of Others over selfishness."}}<br /> Jesus Christ-Chan is interviewed by [[Wikipedia:WTOP-FM|WTOP]], while wearing a bizarre costume, saying "Well, pride is not a sin, for one needs some self-esteem and confidence to motivate themselves and inspire others with soul and heart. The real deadly sin is arrogance. Thou should never go dark and greatly selfish, coniving, narcisistic, [''sic''] conceited or arrogant. To do that is to fall and burn like Vladamir [''sic''] Putin, [[Donald Trump]] or even someone like [[GiBi]] who is at his own selfish risk. Self-love and love of others; not selfishness."<br /> <br /> The interviewer is named as Neil Augustine, a misspelling of Neal Augenstein, a real reporter with WTOP. "This hour's newscast is brought to you by Rocket Mortgage, and Lido's Pizza (We Never Cut Corners)."<br /> <br /> An inset depicts GiBi and says, "Seriously, GiBi, you are neutral at present. Stow thy arrogance, and do not be a toxic one."<br /> <br /> =="Sun of Righteousness", dated 06/29/2022==<br /> *Price: $200 (sold)<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/1252447476/chris-chan-jail-art-sun-of-righteousness?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt18.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Sun of Righteousness: "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness, you'd better get the Present Day symbolance and Present Moment Meaning after seeing this."}}<br /> The image is accompanied by a bastardised Biblical quote: "But unto you that fear my name, ''Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu'', shall the Sun of Righteousness arise with healing in their wings. ''Malachi 4:2''"<br /> <br /> =="A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu" , dated 06/28/2022==<br /> *Price: $200 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831153130/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1252451276/chris-chan-jail-art-a-dragon-fruit-tea?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt19.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Sylvana Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of her story to answer commonly asked questions."}}<br /> Textwall of [[Sylvana Rosechu]] [''sic''] saying, "Well dahling, to answer the "plothole" questions of my life, I was born on the Earth's [[Moon]]. [[Graduon]] has reached out to me in my [[naive]] stupor and teleported me to Earth in his and [[Mary Lee Walsh]]'s presence. THey've accelerated my evolution from [[Rosee|Rosey]] to [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] and my age and level by about 15 or 50 years. They had injected [[Wikipedia:Ditto (Pokémon)|Ditto]] genetics into my body and magically balanced it. Graduon had also put a spell on my uterus to not reproduce or launch the ovum into it. I was born [[Hermaphrodite|intersex]], so I already had both genitals. Anyway, over the time, Graduon had disabled my psychic link with the cosmos and universe, and all I had was their word, guidance, and commands to go on and with. It wasn't until [[Sonichu chronology#2006|2006]] when I was on a mission for information on Christian's defense plans that I was encountered by and met [[Magi-Chan]]. He had looked into me and known of I being greatly linked with the cosmos, for I was a real star child. Magi-Chan told me to open my mind and think of the cosmos and the universe's core. I broke myself out of Graduon's spells soon after and woke to the ultimate truths. After leaving Walsh and Graduon, I've broken all but the transformation spells in meditations and work with Magi-Chan. I vowed for the greater good of everyone and my self, dahling. In time, I had learned of and appreciated Christ Chan for everything she has been, is and so forth. I married and joined her [[polyamorous marriage|polyamorous relationship]] out of love and compassion for her as an individual who stands strong with warrior's heart and fortitude. Anyway, dahling, my speciality [''sic''] in my powers is cosmic, moreso than a [[Wikipedia:List_of_generation_VII_Pokémon#Lunala|Lunala]], if you wish. And I only liked [[Russia]] for its lovely scenery and historic archetecture [''sic'']. My accent stems from my past life as a scullery maid in the country. I have lost interest in Russia between the misdeeds of [[Akan]] in [[C-197]] and Vladimir Putin in [[1218]], it goes without saying, dahling, such massive arrogance and toxicities are cruel and crude. I really do not care for that at all, dahling."<br /> <br /> Lunala is a Pokémon associated with the Moon.<br /> <br /> =="An Atlantic Sloop", undated==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220716191522/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1266457067/chris-chan-jail-art-an-atlantic-sloop</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt20.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided by Christine.}}<br /> <br /> =="Neo Holy Sigils for Self Love and Spirituality", dated 05/06/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240919230457/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1266460067/chris-chan-jail-art-neo-holy-sigils-for?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt21.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided.<br /> <br /> Of note here is that somehow Christine was made aware of the rise of NFTs during her incarceration. This was instructed to be minted as one in a coming series, but after a long hard look at ourselves it was decided that we've already sunk low enough.}}<br /> <br /> =="Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu", dated 06/29/2022==<br /> *Price: $200 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240919230917/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1266463825/chris-chan-jail-art-tea-talk-with-cryzel?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt22.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Cryzel Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of herself and her appreciation of Christ Chan."}}<br /> Textwall: "I was born a few years ago, but I am actually a lot older by at least a century and well beyond level 100. After [[Magi-Chan]] awoken me [''sic''] to my past life as a female wizard with great magic and portal power, I actually was surprised of my innate ability to interdimensionally travel with these portals. I had built up my age and experiences with time spent in a dimension where time worked faster, and my return here was with hardly a minute passed, and my body remained youthful and energetic as it is for a Special [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]. So, yes, humans of [[1218]] Earth, I was well over the [[Pedofork|age of consent]] when I married Magi-Chan and [[Christine]]. My feelings and emotions for Christine were authentic after learning of her past, as well her destiny. She should not have been bullied, but the events re-shaped her as was needed. I also had wed on duty to help guide and have compassion for her; I care for her and the others and my self very much, deep and genuinely. The interuniverse relationship with the tangibility barrier has been tough on some communication, but I remain faithful, steadfast and loyal. And Christine always shows me care and compassion with our talks together, and in always remembering me in acknowled ment, despite the lingering barrier. I love Christine, Magi-Chan, [[Sylvana]], and [[Mewtwo]], and I have no regrets in our wedlock. ''Cryzel Rosechu''"<br /> <br /> =="COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1", dated 06/26/2022==<br /> *Price: $200 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240919231103/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1252445044/chris-chan-jail-art?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt23.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVELATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1: "A most symbolic and obvious piece featuring a certain Commodore 64 computer with BASIC commands of God input and execution on the Metaphysical and literal levels with Digital tones. RUN my second coming, please."}}<br /> <br /> '''COME_ADORE'''<br /> DIMENSION_MERGE,LOAD,8,1<br /> LOADING...<br /> COMPLETED<br /> AVATAR_JESUS_CHRIST,LOAD,8,1<br /> LOADING...<br /> AVATAR_JESUS_CHRISTINE_WESTON_CHANDLER_SONICHU4.0<br /> AWAKENING...<br /> LOADING...<br /> COMPLETED<br /> MODERN_MALACHI,LOAD,8,1<br /> COMPLETED<br /> MODERN_REVELATIONS,LOAD,8,1<br /> COMPLETED<br /> SHIFT_TO_RECOMBINED_EARTH,LOAD,8,1<br /> IN PROGRESS<br /> AVATAR_SECOND_COMING,LOAD,8,1<br /> COMPLETED<br /> RUN<br /> <br /> =="The Ethereal Rosechu", undated==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240919231304/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1295673156/chris-chan-jail-art-the-ethereal-rosechu?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailartnd1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> The Ethereal Rosechu: "Perhaps in your recent visions, you have seen and received a Holy or Divine message(s) of good tidings from an all white furred, blue eye female Rosechu with long quills, a dazzling aura, and intangible white/clear wings. You have been visited and blessed by our messenger and have been enlightened with the message of us, the Gods and Goddesses, the Cosmos, and the Universe Core of Universe 1C-211987, right here and now. It is best you all heed the messages in your better spirituality and faith."}}<br /> <br /> Chris later stated that this was drawn on leftover paper from a photocopy of mail he had received.<ref name=marchlivestream>[[March 2024 livestreams#Highlights]]</ref> Inmates at Chris' facility are allegedly not given the original mail or envelope.<br /> <br /> It is torn because he removed "other details"<ref name=marchlivestream></ref> from it, possibly eluding to sensitive information about himself or the mail's sender.<br /> <br /> =="As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest", dated 08/22/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240919232607/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1307675769/chris-chan-jail-art-as-the-prophecised?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-22-1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest" "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."}}<br /> <br /> Chris later stated that this is, "...not really a remake of the issue 10 comic cover, but more commentary from the issue 10..."<ref name=marchlivestream></ref><br /> <br /> Text in the top left says "Welcome to the neo life"<br /> <br /> [[Christine Chan Sonichu]] floating in space says, "Ah, hey there. Do you remember how I foretold the collective shift with the transfer of the [[CWC's Pokésite 2|Pokésite 2]] files to [[CWCville Mayoral Office|the mayor's office]]? How about the foretelling of the need for the monkey pox vaccine over a decade ago? Hey, I don't blame you, [[GiBi]], or the rest of you all. Even in the early processes of my powers, I had misinterpreted it as the "Gay vaccine." I have long repented for that homophobia, and now, Malachi and the other premonitions are in manifestation."<br /> <br /> This is all in reference to the infamous homo vaccine plot seen in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].<br /> <br /> =="Is This A GameStop Ad?", dated 08/25/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240919232802/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1293659484/chris-chan-jail-art-is-this-a-gamestop?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-23-1.png|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Is This A GameStop Ad?: "There is nothing wrong with your device. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We have got the Touch, and the Controls, and we are breaking the Barrier and Veil."}}<br /> <br /> Chris has stated that his inspiration for this came from, "[...] a broadcast of 2006 from Transformers Generation 1, season 3. A Junkion said that."<ref name=marchlivestream></ref><br /> <br /> Chris has also stated that the setting of this drawing is the [[Game Stop]].<ref name=marchlivestream></ref><br /> <br /> =="Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald", dated 08/23/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240919232939/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1307685215/chris-chan-jail-art-sonichu-prime-and?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-23-2.png|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald: "A Trace and Redraw of one of my earlier pieces, as it depicts the Cyan Master Emerald of the eight Master Emeralds in the city of Cwcville, VA, with Sonichu and Rosey using it to dispel Evil Intruders from Alternate Evil Universes, Dimensions and Timelines."}}<br /> "The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power. Power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the Chaos."<br /> <br /> [https://sonic.fandom.com/wiki/Chao Chaos] are mystical species of fairy-like creatures in the Sonic series.<br /> <br /> =="Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil", dated 08/25/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924060316/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1307694895/chris-chan-jail-art-holy-flame-sky?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-25-1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil: "It is very clear and concise, as I Have personally done this, literally. With Holy Flames in my Aura, I've Sky Uppercutted the Devil and took his keys, as he is Vaporized by the Holy Flame and Light Power."}}<br /> <br /> Chris later stated that this is not a "Sky Uppercut" from the Pokemon video games, but rather a Shoryuken from the Street Fighter games.<ref name=marchlivestream></ref><br /> <br /> =="Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls", dated 08/25/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924055700/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1308351837/chris-chan-jail-art-sonichu-prime-and?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-25-2.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."}}<br /> <br /> =="Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus", dated 08/25/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924052035/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1308354623/chris-chan-jail-art-round-table-of-magi?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-25-3.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan."}}<br /> <br /> =="Calming a Wave in Texas", dated 08/25/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240920154002/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1293639606/chris-chan-jail-art-calming-a-wave-in?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-25-4.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Calming a Wave in Texas: "I'm in Texas, or wherever there is to be a Massive Tidal Wave in the already devastated area. I do my thing and stop the Wave in it's tracks by splitting it, and backing it to the source where it manifested from."}}<br /> <br /> The text reads "Wave of Tidal Doubt, I Rebuke You. Peace Manifest."<br /> <br /> =="The Fall of Not Babylon", dated 08/25/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240920205825/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1307681843/chris-chan-jail-art-the-fall-of-not?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-25-5.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of [[Akan]] (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."}}<br /> Chris says, "Fallen by your own sword upon divine intervention. After your callous torture upon the righteous, and the rebels of your fallen country had done as light-guided in vanquishing your evil demon soldiers. Thrown down as easy as Babylon your judgement day is upon you, Mister P."<br /> <br /> =="A Coffee Jelly Break", dated 08/27/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240920210006/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1294327866/chris-chan-jail-art-a-coffee-jelly-break?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-27-1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and [[Wikipedia:The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.|Kusuo Saiki]] meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."}}<br /> <br /> Chris thinks: "Hmm! This [[Wikipedia:Coffee jelly|coffee jelly]] is really good."<br /> <br /> Kusuo Saiki thinks, "That is why I still come here. Aside from Nendo not being here." [''Nendou Riki is his enemy in the manga/anime'']<br /> <br /> Chris: "Ah, I can agree with, the simplicity of getting away to solitude. Yeah, Nendo; good grief."<br /> <br /> Saiki: "How they manage to find me despite my powers to stay away from them is baffling but I know the reasoning."<br /> <br /> Chris: "At least to a point fate works likes crazy, even with gods like us. Aura attracts auras, and our light intrigues the population, some."<br /> <br /> Saiki: "I could say clearly so."<br /> <br /> Chris: "Aside from that I should try to find coffee jelly in the States. I like a dark roast."<br /> <br /> Saiki: "Robust and savory."<br /> <br /> =="With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives", dated 08/27/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924060041/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1293662876/chris-chan-jail-art-with-healing-in-her?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-27-2.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives: "Inspired by the book cover art of "Wings of the Morning" by [[Wikipedia:Lori Wick|Lori Wick]], this redraw puts the facts about I and the present day happenings into another clear and direct perspective."}}<br /> <br /> Chris has stated that his art was inspired by two books he read in jail.<ref name=marchlivestream></ref> ''Wings of the Morning'' is a historical fiction and romance about a woman who disguises herself as a man and becomes a sea captain, and was presumably in the prison library. The second book is not known.<br /> <br /> Text is: "With healing in her wings of the morning into neo lives" - "As the one prime avatar, she governs and is the conduit of our very existance [''sic''], and the break of the veil reunites their love better and even stronger." - [[Commodore|Come Adore]]."<br /> <br /> =="Punchy and Speedy", dated 08/27/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240920211452/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1294330008/chris-chan-jail-art-punchy-and-speedy?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-27-3.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, [[Punchy Sonichu]] visits the pizza place of the [[Samurai Pizza Cats]] and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."}}<br /> <br /> Chris in the background says, "I tried drawing Speedy from memory, enjoy."<br /> <br /> Punchy says, "Ohio, Speedy!"<br /> <br /> Speedy Servichi: "Ohio, Punchy!"<br /> <br /> Punchy: "It's good to see you again."<br /> <br /> Speedy: "You too, What brings you to Tokyo this time?"<br /> <br /> Punchy: "Our present search for the [[Chaos Emeralds]] and [[Chaos Crystal Balls]] led me and the Psychic Squadron here, this time. But I wanted to see my favorite Nyankees again and catch up over tea and pizza."<br /> <br /> Speedy: "Ah. Polly can cover me for a half hour. SPEEDY!! Come in and sit a while. I'll<br /> bring the tea and we can catch up."<br /> <br /> ==READ DESCRIPTION: "A Free Gift for Gibi", dated 08/27/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831070414/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1339225795/chris-chan-jail-art-a-free-gift-for-gibi?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> *Originally listed at a higher price point to discourage buyers while [[Praetor]] attempted to get in contact with [[GiBi]] to send it for free<br /> <center>[[File:Gibi jail art 8-27-22.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This is a free gift for YouTuber [[Gibi]], as requested by Chris Chan. In appreciation for the videos he makes about Chris, Chris stated that this is to be mailed out to Gibi. We are not aware of a valid address, and have no way to contact Gibi. So, this piece is priced with the intention that no one else buys it.<br /> <br /> If Gibi sees this and would like the piece, we ask that he send us a message on this page or our email at llcpraetor [!at] gmail.com. We would love to get this over to you!<br /> <br /> Here is a short description provided by Christine:<br /> <br /> "This one is just a free gift you can mail to GiBi with my compliments where I drew him with Nendo's hairstyle and balls chin and wanting to get some ramen."}}<br /> <br /> After GiBi declined to provide his address, the description was updated to state:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This was a free gift for YouTuber Gibi, as requested by Chris Chan. In appreciation for the videos he makes about Chris, Chris stated that this was to be mailed out to Gibi. We are not aware of a valid address, and have no way to contact Gibi. So, this piece was originally priced with the intention that no one else buys it at $300.<br /> <br /> Since then, GiBi has stated that he has no intentions to provide an address. We understand completely. As such, Chris has approved re-listing the piece as standard art for sale at standard price.<br /> <br /> Here is a short description provided by Christine:<br /> <br /> "This one is just a free gift you can mail to GiBi with my compliments where I drew him with Nendo's hairstyle and balls chin and wanting to get some ramen." }}<br /> <br /> =="Lady Magic Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240920212118/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1308367441/chris-chan-jail-art-lady-magic-sonichu?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-28-1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Lady Magic Sonichu: "A simple piece of Magic Sonichu of our prime timeline 1C's Genderbent Universe at metaphysical work within the Cosmos."}}<br /> <br /> =="A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem", dated 08/28/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924045815/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1294336798/chris-chan-jail-art-a-meditation-circle?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-28-2.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem: "Featuring Valazquea Romana Rosechu of the Psychic Squadron of Cwcville, VA, Angelica Rosechu, President Lisa Simpson, Goku, Espio, a Monk, a Buudha, and others in this Multi-Religious, diverse circle of Meditation."}}<br /> <br /> Chris has stated that the setting of the piece is a church in Israel.<ref name=marchlivestream></ref><br /> <br /> Chris has also stated for the record that the girl with the Ukrainian flag on her chest is not a supporter, but rather a refugee from there. Chris goes on to elaborate that she escaped "Russia's abuse", and that Lisa Simpson adopted her.<ref name=marchlivestream></ref><br /> <br /> The centremost man is not supposed to be Chris, but rather "the guy who was running that particular church in Israel."<ref name=marchlivestream></ref><br /> <br /> =="Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow", dated 08/28/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924044557/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1295662314/chris-chan-jail-art-do-you-see-what-i?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-28-3.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow: "I literally have seen these symbols in my Prophetic [[Dreams]] over the years in my sleep, [[Chris and reality|as well as ALL around me while I am awake]]. I have a record-breaking number of Crucifixes and Crosses on the palms of both my hands and on the soles of both my feet. How much more clear and obvious do I need to be that [[Messiah complex|I am one with the Heavens, the Cores, and the Matrixes]]? [[Meditation|Meditate]] on that!"}}<br /> <br /> A notably schizophrenic work, full of writing, including "ENW=5," "HEO," "Veil blocks real reality", "2+2=5&4 (is it 2.000 or 2.5?)," "Anything is possible", "Judgment upon evils", "Pie", "Drudge," "Revelatio[n]", "Neo Life", "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime is the one avatar," "Listen! It is happening."<br /> <br /> [[Christine Chan Sonichu]] says, "Have all of you been seeing the signs and visions as I have been? Why do you continue to consciously blind yourselves and ignore it all?"<br /> <br /> =="Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924045116/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1309687733/chris-chan-jail-art-grand-elder-magi?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-28-4.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu: "I introduce to you the Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, in the present, from the future of his Timeline 4D, as also is his Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from the future of that same timeline. G.E. Magi-Chan levitates himself with a few crystals over one hand in levitation and water bending in the other hand in front of a water fountain in the Communion of Chris Chan's Space Colony."}}<br /> <br /> =="Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State", dated 08/28/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924044828/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1309698615/chris-chan-jail-art-jesus-christine?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-28-5.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State: "It's I in my Overpowered State of [[Avatar State]]."}}<br /> <br /> =="Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu", dated 08/28/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921022416/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1295644740/chris-chan-jail-art-sonicha-sonichu-and?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-28-6.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu: "In their home, the Genderbent Universe of our Prime Timeline 1C, Sonicha and Ross pose at the entrance to the Cwcville shopping center."}}<br /> <br /> =="Ultimate Miracle", dated 08/29/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921022650/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1311362817/chris-chan-jail-art-jesus-christ-chan?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-29-1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Ultimate Miracle: "A Trace and Redraw of a recent piece; a simple motivational and inspiring poster featuring I in my [[Goddess Blue Heart]] form."}}<br /> Text reads: Keep faith; have no doubt within.<br /> <br /> =="The Council of Chris Chans ", dated 08/29/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20221104041514/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1339209481/chris-chan-jail-art-the-council-of-chris</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-29-2.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> The Council of Chris Chans: A lovely discussion between three of the Chris(t) Chans out of the council of Chris Chans with their partner/friend with them over warm tea. Featuring Grand Elder Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Grand Elder [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]] of timeline 4D in the center, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and [[Sonicha|Sonicha Sonichu]] of Timeline 4D's Genderbent Universe on the left, and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu from the Central Universe of Timeline 38961H on the right.}}<br /> <br /> '''Grand Elder Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu:''' "Hmm. I feel it shall be very good after we bring out prime self-counterpart aboard the first time."<br /> <br /> '''Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu of 38961H:''' "Ah, indeed so. She shall be a good and dignified leader with her spiritual developments and scruples."<br /> <br /> '''Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu (Timeline 4D's Genderbent Universe):''' "Although, I must state the difficulties of aiding her before now."<br /> <br /> '''Sonicha Sonichu (Timeline 4D's Genderbent Universe):''' "I'm afraid I must agree with Chris. In the veil between her earth halves have been tough to portal through."<br /> <br /> '''Grand Elder Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu:''' Perhaps, Sonicha, but like most of us Chris Chans throughout the multiverse, she's channeling her powers from within. She shall break her earth's veil as prophecised in her universe. Have faith."<br /> <br /> =="Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu", dated 08/29/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921022822/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1339218487/chris-chan-jail-art-jesus-christ-chan?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-29-3.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu: A portray of my literal first encounter with my Shattered Glass Universe self-counterpart. Laying it down for you ALL: That Christ Chan is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ of Nazareth of that alt universe. In one summary, S.G. Christ Chan Sonichu makes our Universe's Antichrist look like a Mormon in comparison. Aside from that, his human form is permanently disabled, so he's stuck in his Sonichu form. And I have Energy Bended him from being able to bend energy or minds, disabled his ability to manifest portals, and disabled his God Form personally. He and his group are ones we Never Want in our Universe, Period. As if S.G. Optimus Prime and Negaduck were not bad enough from there.}}<br /> <br /> =="Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple", dated 08/30/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921023148/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1311346663/chris-chan-jail-art-returning-home-to?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-30-1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple: "And my Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime is there to welcome me back home."}}<br /> "Finally together without the Barrier/Veil in between them, the One Prime Avatar and her partner are even more stronger than before."<br /> <br /> =="Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?", dated 08/30/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924043302/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1311350033/chris-chan-jail-art-is-that-chaos</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-30-2.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?: "Yes. Yes it is."}}<br /> <br /> =="Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu", dated 08/31/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924042932/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1311342443/chris-chan-jail-art-rosey-rosechu-prime</ref><br /> <center>[[File:jailart8-31-1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu: "This fight happened in Florida, as Scourge and his rounded up posse tried to swipe some uber-rare gemstones from there. As if the title did not say enough, it's [[Rosechu|Rosey Rosechu Prime]] fighting her Shattered Glass self-counterpart in combat and wit. Also, to note, [[Scrap Sonichu]] is [[Sonichu Prime]]'s shattered glass self-counterpart. Scrap had a spiritual awakening and saw visions of his self-counterparts living better and not abused like he was. He fled the S.G. Universe and made his decision to live in Neutral-Good morals for himself. An Uber Rare happening among the Majority of the Shattered Glass Universe"}}<br /> <br /> '''Rascala Rosechu:''' You're weak, like your trainer who gave you love,<br /> <br /> '''Rosey Rosechu Prime:''' You leave [[Kel]] out of this, and it was through love and spirituality I've made myself stronger.<br /> <br /> '''Rascala Rosechu:''' You sure your survival instincts didn't just leave you for scrap? Unlike my deserting Scrap Sonichu who left me to be namby-pamby with you bastards.<br /> <br /> '''Rosey Rosechu Prime:''' Scrap made his choices of his own volition after he had his visions and revelations.<br /> <br /> '''Rascala Rosechu:''' Bull! A bunch of dreaming to change his mind is like a [[Decepticon]] pilfering Energon.<br /> <br /> '''Rosey Rosechu Prime:''' Are you sure your world had sufficient energy to be worth the trip?<br /> <br /> '''Rascala Rosechu:''' More than the love you got.<br /> <br /> '''Rosey Rosechu Prime:''' Love conquers hate!<br /> <br /> '''Rascala Rosechu:''' Bring it on, good b#$⚡&!<br /> <br /> '''Rosey Rosechu Prime:''' The hate-filled fight shall see you fall.<br /> <br /> =="Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog", dated 08/31/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20220924043751/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1311356759/chris-chan-jail-art-sonichu-prime-mach</ref><br /> <br /> <center><gallery>File:jailart8-31-2.jpg|Art piece<br /> File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg|Reverse side of the art piece, shared by the buyer<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12aoqaa/comment/jewjlny ([https://archive.fo/EQMSo archive])</ref></gallery></center><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.<br /> <br /> Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog: "Scourge came into our Universe, and Sonichu knew he needed to be dealt with and sent back to the Shattered Glass Universe. The fight had reached just outside of St. Canard."}}<br /> <br /> =="The Fall of the Toxic Online Cesspool", dated 09/13/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831070235/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1356971660/chris-chan-jail-art-the-fall-of-the?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt9-13-22.jpeg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> The Fall of the Toxic Online Cesspool: "Ah, the fall of an Evil "Legend" as [[Kiwi Farms|Kiwi]] fell hard by the powers of Good and Light power. I, [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu|Rosey]], [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Cryzel]] took a teleport down to Florida to pay last respects to the Left Behind Haters and Fakers who were also doxxed. Divine Retribution on them all. The Graffiti on the sign had already been spray painted on long before our visit, it says "SO LONG A$H LOSER$."}}<br /> <br /> [[December 2022]].<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' "Ah. I've paid my respects to that left behind cesspool, let's go. We've got a couple more stops to make"<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu:''' "Oh, yeah. Didn't [[Onion Farms]] collapse a day or two ago?"<br /> <br /> '''Chris:''' "That builonkilley[???] went down with the Antichrist that was running it. I gotta pick up his urn from the creamery."<br /> <br /> =="When Bubbles and Blake First Met", dated 09/15/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921024158/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1371009761/chris-chan-jail-art-when-bubbles-and?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt9-15-22.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> When Bubbles and Blake First Met: "Clear and simple the two literally bumped into each other without a proper introduction on 06142004 at the Cwcville Mall. Blake was seriously awed by her Aura and both inner and outer beauty. Bubbles was buying craft tools for her seashell crafts, as well as some more of her favorite teas."}}<br /> <br /> [[Sonichu chronology#2004|June 14, 2004]], [[CWCville Shopping Mall]]...<br /> <br /> (A shirt in the store has "[[GiBi]] 3B" on it)<br /> <br /> '''Blake:''' Ugh!...<br /> <br /> '''Bubbles:''' Ow... Oh, my gosh! Are you okay? Are you hurt? <br /> <br /> '''Blake:''' Nah, I'm alright.<br /> <br /> '''Bubbles:''' Okay... Аhhh...<br /> <br /> '''Bubbles:''' I need the bead wire and glue for my seashell crafts. <br /> <br /> '''Blake:''' *Gasp*<br /> <br /> '''Bubbles:''' The yearly craft fair is tomorrow, and my shells sold fast last year. Anyway, I gotta run. I'm sorry for the accident. Bye.<br /> <br /> '''Blake:''' (thinks) ''Wow!''<br /> <br /> ''This contradicts the events of [[Sonichu 3|Episode 11]], which took place on 15 May 2002, in which Bubbles and Blake encounter each other.''<br /> <br /> =="My C-197 Self-Counterpart's Past Self and I", dated 09/19/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921024402/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1371070407/chris-chan-jail-art-my-c-197-self?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt9-19-22.jpg‎|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> My C-197 Self Counterpart's Past Self and I: "After being flung from October [[2006]] to [[October 2022]], AND from [[C-197]] Earth half to [[1218]] Earth half, Christian and I talk of the events and updates. This bit of dialogue speaks for itself."}}<br /> <br /> ''At the [[Sonichu Temple]], October 13, 2022, (Whole, Undivided) Earth of Universe 4D[[1C-211987]]...''<br /> <br /> '''2006-Chris''': So let me get this straight, you are the future version of my [[1218]] Earth self-countepart, and still [[God]].<br /> <br /> '''2022-Chris''': Yes.<br /> <br /> '''2006-Chris''': And you are a [[transwoman]], thus putting my [[homophobia]] at a moot point?<br /> <br /> '''2022-Chris''': Yep.<br /> <br /> '''2006-Chris''': [[Chris and reality|I still can't get over how sexy and awesome you are]]... Or rather, I will be, or something.<br /> <br /> '''2022-Chris''': Thank you, Chris.<br /> <br /> '''2006-Chris''': And [[Megan]] swindeled [''sic''] and manipulated you out of all those purchases. And from late [[2007]] to [[2021]], nine people took advantage of you from the Internet pretending to be women interested in you.<br /> <br /> '''2022-Chris''': Yeah, and yes.<br /> <br /> '''2006-Chris''': Those males pretending to be women...<br /> <br /> '''2022-Chris''': Some of them actually were at least one woman who faked "interest."<br /> <br /> '''2006-Chris''': That baffles me, but I'm still ticked off.<br /> <br /> '''2022-Chris''': I was, too.<br /> <br /> '''2006-Chris''': You're [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] with [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Mewtwo]] and [[Silvana]] and [[Cryzel]], and I end up a single parent of [[Russel and Cynthia|two kids]]?<br /> <br /> '''2022-Chris''': Yes, and I am very glad. And I'll let you figure out for yourself how you become a mother.<br /> <br /> '''2006-Chris''': On the one hand, by my return to [[2010]] [''sic''], I'll have dodged many bullets; on the other, my love life is self. [???]<br /> <br /> '''2022-Chris''': It is not a bad thing, Chris, and you have everyone on your side and helping you out. Count your blessings.<br /> <br /> =="Naitsirhc Failed, Even With a Wig, Glasses, and Moustache", dated 10/20/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921024557/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1357039034/chris-chan-jail-art-naitsirhc-failed?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt10-20-22.jpg‎|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> Naitsirhc Failed, Even With a Wig, Glasses, and Moustache: "On 12222004, [[Naitsirhc]] saw an attempt to collect a fresh sample of [[Sonichu Prime]]'s fur while he was talking to [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Chris]], [[Allison]] and [[Rosechu|Rosey]] at [[Cwcville Mall]]'s food court. Naitsirhc had a small pair of scissors to trim the hairs from his tail, but he did not anticipate being paralyzed by Sonichu's static. Naitsirhc was [[JenkinsJinkies|in disguise]] with a black jacket, black wig, moustache, and glasses. In the moment seeing him on the ground, and just desserts for Naitsirhc, Sonichu placed the moustache on his eyebrows, he put on the wig, she put on the glasses, and they posed for a silly instant print polaroid photo. Naitsirhc was teleported back to his hotel room by [[Magi-Chan]] and given a Full Heal to clear the paralysis."}}<br /> Text: ''[[Sonichu chronology#2004|December 22, 2004]] Epic Fail for Naitsirhc after attempt for fresh Sonichu fur sample. "Curses, Team Rocket. Foiled again by us meddling Pokemon."''<br /> <br /> =="A Sole Swap", dated 11/05/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921024752/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1370994955/chris-chan-jail-art-a-sole-swap?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt11-05-22.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> A Sole Swap: "During their stay in Cwcville at [[Tails]]' workshop in Cwcville in the [[Sonichu chronology#2000|early 2000s]], and after hearing of the heavy duty properties of the Shoes (and Socks) of [[Sonichus]] and [[Rosechus]] (it is featured in the PokēDex entries) [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Sonichu Prime]] swapped shoes for a day. The shoes of Sonichus and Rosechus are seriously fireproof, will not burn when on hot lava or magma. There's also a company who recycles the discarded, lost, or old footwear of the species for the BEST Heavy Duty Footwear and Running Shoes (Cruelty Free): Zapp Shoes, inc. "Run with a Spark. If it's not a running shoe, it's not Zapp."}}<br /> <br /> ''[[Sonichu chronology#2005|March 30, 2005]], In [[Cwcville|Cwcville, VA]]'' [so not the early 2000s?]<br /> <br /> '''Sonic:''' So, these are fire-proof, huh?<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu:''' Oh, yes. I ran over the really hot spots on Cinnabar Island, Pennsylvania and California, it's about like having a fire shield on your feet.<br /> <br /> '''Sonic:''' Very cool. I know some hot places not far from here. I'm gonna dash and test 'em out.<br /> <br /> =="Alpha Omega", dated 11/12/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921073017/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1371078459/chris-chan-jail-art-alpha-omega?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt11-12-22.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This drawing was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> Alpha Omega: "Simply put, it's me and a bunch about my life/lives on an [[Wikipedia:Capacitance Electronic Disc|RCA video disc]] from the 1980s. If you wanted to watch this, you'd have to fork over an amount of money or go back in time for a working RCA selectavision video disc player. This was the vinyl record predecessor of the DVD."}}<br /> <br /> The case calls it ''Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime ΑΩ'' (alpha and omega).<br /> <br /> =="Welcome to the Akashic Records", dated 11/12/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921073132/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1356994222/chris-chan-jail-art-welcome-to-the?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt11-12-22Akashic1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> Welcome to the [[Akashic Records]]: "Essentially, I'm taking another visit to the infinite library of the Akashic Records for the new information to download into my Brain from there next."}}<br /> <br /> [[Chris-chan Sonichu]] says, "Hmm... What to download into my consciousness next?"<br /> <br /> On the ground is a book, ''[[Neo Spiritual Christianity]] 2000–∞'' (an infinity symbol).<br /> <br /> =="Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared)", dated 11/12/2022==<br /> *Price: $175 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921073300/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1370966087/chris-chan-jail-art-akashic-record-zone?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt11-12-22Akashic2.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This drawing was made by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. The following description has been provided via letter.<br /> <br /> Akashic Record Zone Act 1∞∞ (One Infinity Squared): "Exactly what it looks like: I'm running throughout the Akashic Records with the Infinite Information on EVERYTHING in ALL local and multiversal and multidimensional existence. Pinkie Pie frequents the Akashic Records. Look for All the Easter Eggs on the various media flying about, including Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin being left behind."}}<br /> <br /> =="Soup Store Double Feature", dated 11/13/2022==<br /> *Price: $375 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921073252/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1357116104/chris-chan-jail-art-soup-store-double?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt11-13-22SoupStorePart1.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> <center>[[File:JailArt11-13-22SoupStorePart2.jpg|200px]]</center><br><br /> {{quoteboxbrown|These drawings were done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated at Central Virginia Regional Jail. They are sold as a pair, and act as a comic strip. Christine has been really into the "Soup Store" bit lately. Descriptions for each half are provided via letter.<br /> <br /> Picture One, top drawing -<br /> <br /> I'm At Soup: "I like some good memes, they're fun. But I like the Soup Store Meme among them. Has anyone wondered what types of clothes are sold at the Soup Store? Well, Rosey Rosechu Prime knows, and she'll find them. They also sell Dish Towels, Bowls, Pots, Tea Pots, and even some Teas. Can you argue with us on that? Nope. Also, an Easter Egg: Andy Warhol's favorite soup Campbell's Mock Turtle Soup. Seriously, Campbell's should bring back Mock Turtle Soup, because it sounds and feels yummy. "<br /> <br /> Picture One, bottom drawing -<br /> <br /> I Found the Clothes at the Soup Store: "I told you she'd find them, they were in the back of the Soup Store. The store flyer did not lie."}}<br /> "Soup Store" is an [[anime]] meme from 2015: [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-at-soup-soup-store KYM]<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu:''' What store are you in?<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu:''' I'm at soup.<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu:''' What do you mean you're at soup?<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu:''' I'm at the soup store.<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu:''' Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?!<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu:''' They have really nice aprons here! And specialty shirts, socks, oven mitts, pot holders and hats.<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu:''' Oh. Well, I can't argue with that.<br /> <br /> '''Announcement:''' For the merry bells keep ringing, happy holidays to you. (from the ancient [[Christmas]] song "[[Wikipedia:Happy Holiday (song)|Happy Holiday]]")<br /> <br /> '''Rosechu:''' Oh! Here they are! Right in the back of the store. I'll be home in a little while, Sonichu.<br /> <br /> '''Sonichu:''' Ah... "Buying clothes at the soup store... Me! [???]<br /> <br /> '''Christine-chan Sonichu:''' Hey. "Me!" too. And I like this meme. [???]<br /> <br /> =="The Schulz Collection", dated 11/26/2022==<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxbrown|Inspired by the season and the recent birthday of [[Peanuts]] cartoonist Charles Schulz, Christine has drawn a series of special [[Christmas]] illustrations.<br /> <br /> These have been mailed in from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], where Christine is as of now incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.}}<br /> <br /> Despite the description calling them "special Christmas illustrations," none of the pictures has a Christmas theme.<br /> {| class="wikitable sortable"<br /> |-<br /> ! Art<br /> ! Title<br /> ! Description<br /> ! Price<br /> ! Sold?<br /> |-<br /> | [[File:SchulzCollectionSimpleWisdom.jpg|200px]]<br /> | Simple Wisdom for All Ages in the Rainbow<br /> | "[[Sonichu Prime]], [[Rosey Rosechu Prime]], and I share insights from developing with Experience and Spirituality with the Peanuts gang arranged from pink to white with Snoopy as Joe Cool nearby. This Insight Applies to EVERYONE Young, Teen, Adult and Old regardless."<br /> | $175<br /> | Sold<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20221221234757/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1357901406/the-schulz-collection-simple-wisdom-for?show_sold_out_detail=1</ref><br /> |-<br /> | [[File:SchulzCollectionChrisSchulz.jpg|200px]]<br /> | Christ Chan & Schulz<br /> | "After inviting Charles Schulz himself to Cwcville, he drove on down from Minnesota to Virginia and stayed a while. I and Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime took him and Snoopy to the Flashzap Bar and Grill for (what else?) Root beer and lunch. We had a good conversation, and Snoopy enjoyed the dance floor before the Andrews Sisters played through the restaurant speakers."<br /> | $175<br /> | Sold<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240831070002/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1357448226/the-schulz-collection-christ-chan-schulz?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> |-<br /> | [[File:SchulzCollectionKick.jpg|200px]]<br /> | Kick it to the Moon!<br /> | "A regular Sonichu held the football and Charlie Brown Kicks it; Lucy (the Blockhead) complains by the Kite Eating Tree."<br /> | $175<br /> | Sold<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921074217/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1357451176/the-schulz-collection-kick-it-to-the?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> |-<br /> | [[File:SchulzCollectionLiquid.jpg|200px]]<br /> | The Day Liquid Chris Sonichu Wished for Psychic Powers<br /> | "On September 12, 2005, after Giovanni "promoted" Liquid Chris from spy to Field Agent on 08052005, and ordered Liquid to remain in Sonichu form while at the base and on more missions. His training regimen had started; he only could get so far as a pure rock type (followed by the self injection of Type-adding Dark and Electric), and he REALLY wanted to outwit the psychic squadron Sonichus and Rosechus. On 09122005, on a free run away from the base, Liquidchu found a Chaos (S-Chu) Crystal Ball and wished for Psychic Powers and Abilities "better able than Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime himself. " He got his wish, but it back-fired, as he flew upside-down and backwards for a moment, dropped the Chaos Crystal Ball (Wild Sonichu picked it up and gave it to Cwcville's psychic squadron), flew backwards back to base landing with a crash on his butt by the front door. Naitsirhc and Blake greeted him, Liquidchu entered the room while pompously talking, suddenly levitated, flipped upside down, and he was standing on the ceiling as he talked on with lack of visual observation of his surroundings (his eyes were closed). As he walked back to his room, a couple of Grunts and GiBi the Scientist (No relationship to self-counterpart YouTuber GiBi) we're walking by and one grunt called him Woodstock."<br /> | $175<br /> | Sold<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921073953/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1357461700/the-schulz-collection-the-day-liquid?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> |-<br /> | [[File:SchulzCollectionWarhol.jpg|200px]]<br /> | I'd Worhol It<br /> | "Note: Sonichu and Rosechu shoes and socks are Heavy Duty and Fireproof, literally. Sometimes a regular Sonichu or Rosechu may lose or just go without their (natural) shoes and socks by choice. Zapp Shoes collected the shoes and socks and refurbished, restored, or modded them to be sold as Heavy Duty, Really long lasting shoes, boots, or socks. Collected cruelty free, and buying old shoes from others who collect them, Trainers of Sonichus/Rosechus who may wish to sell, or from independent Sonichus/Rosechus. They founded their first store/factory in Florida in 2005. Anyway, the various shoes and socks bring a recreation from a Peanuts special referencing Andy Worhol, with a male regular Rosechu nearby looking for a pair to replace a pair he recently has lost."<br /> | $175<br /> | Sold<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921074947/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1357881556/the-schulz-collection-id-worhol-it?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> |}<br /> <br /> =="The Life and Times of Jesus Christ."==<br /> {{main|Angelica Rosechu's Christmas Play}}<br /> <br /> =="Sonichu and Christine", undated==<br /> *Price: $125 (sold)<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240921082154/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1448119776/chris-chan-jail-art-sonichu-and?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listing_details</ref><br /> *Listed on Apr 15, 2023<br /> <br /> <center>[[File:Sonichu and Christine.jpg|200px]]</center><br /> {{quoteboxbrown|This art piece was created tangentially to Chris Chan's Christmas Play art. Not related to the play, this piece features Christine in Goddess Form meeting with Sonichu, mimicking the famous "Creation of Adam" painting. Note the sheer detail on the framed cover of the first issue of Sonichu in the background.}}<br /> <br /> =="I Had Returned Home", undated==<br /> * Price: $200<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20241109070518/https://www.etsy.com/listing/1821785913/i-had-returned-home-chris-chan-final</ref><br /> *Listed: 6 [[November 2024]]<br /> {{quotebox|While in jail, I did not always have access to a razor, so I ended up growing a beard, and it did, looking into a mirror, make me more look like Jesus Christ of Nazareth, further making it obvious that I am the one reincarnation of Jesus Christ, as well as the One Avatar of All Existence. I will never ever draw myself with a beard again. The obvious sign aside, I just don't like wearing a beard. I ended up picking up a habit of plucking beard hairs; it did hurt sometimes. So, just enjoy this rarity in whatever way you like, even as a meme. I ended up drawing this while in jail.<br /> <br /> <center><gallery><br /> OfficialCWCmart - I Had Returned Home - Chris Chan Final Jailpiece1.png<br /> OfficialCWCmart - I Had Returned Home - Chris Chan Final Jailpiece2.png<br /> OfficialCWCmart - I Had Returned Home - Chris Chan Final Jailpiece3.png<br /> </gallery></center>}}<br /> <br /> ==Reviews==<br /> Some buyers made comments about the received drawings, in particular that the drawings were on the [[Jail Art (reverse side)|reverse side of Chris's CVRJ paperwork]]. One noted the strong smell of hospital cleaner. <br /> <br /> On 24 October 2022, Reddit user verbeeg commented,<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Own one that seems to have been made during their medical hold. The paper has an overwhelming smell of hospital cleaner.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ycgn92/comment/itm9ic1/</ref>}}<br /> <br /> He later elaborated:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Looks like ball point pen on 8"x11" computer paper. Back of it has information from the holding facility. Loc: Medical CVRJ, dated 8/29. Cannot tell if this is jail info on the outgoing mail or Chris just drew on the other side of official paperwork.<br /> <br /> Edit: Took it out of the frame and looked it over a bit more. Definitely a "bill" for something at the medical facility, not stating exactly what. Has, what I assume is, a worker's name on it that isn't Chris so I'm not going to doxx that poor soul and take a picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ycgn92/comment/itni89i</ref>}}<br /> <br /> Reddit user TRAYVON replied to the comment chain:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxred|Glad I saw this comment. I didn't think to check the back of mine so I took it out of the frame. It's just like you described yours being, from the medical wing with Chris' name & the names of some workers. It also has his jail bank account number & how much money is in it. He had the paper for a couple of days before using it for drawing<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ycgn92/comment/itoj8wr/</ref>}}<br /> <br /> On 4 April 2023, verbeeg posted an image of his aforementioned received letter, with the name of the CVRJ worker censored. He wrote:<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Oh, hi.<br /> <br /> [''posts an Imgur link of [[:File:Jail Art - 31 August 2022 - Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog - Reverse.jpg]]'']<br /> <br /> You can kind of see the ink on the opposite side and can compare to the drawing sold on etsy (title is written on here). Main note I posted before is this page stank like hospital disinfectant. It was overwhelming and I had to open all the windows in my house. Between that and the weird randomness of the paperwork it is hard to believe that Praetor drew it.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/12aoqaa/comment/jewjlny</ref>}}<br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{articleofthenow}}<br /> {{PrisonSaga}}<br /> {{JailLetter}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Jail Saga]]<br /> [[Category:CWC drawings, 2021]]<br /> [[Category:CWC drawings, 2022]]</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=362850 Template:Picture of the now 2026-06-12T21:55:53Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><div class="center" style="width: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><br /> <br /> [[File:NewPlywoodChrisRoomWindow.JPG|500px]] <br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture, with appropriate wiki links. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}} [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]</noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=362849 Template:Da update 2026-06-12T21:54:30Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-6-5 15:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> * '''12 June''' - Chris publishes '''[[FanMail and Cwcville Autobots Stream Highlights]]'''.<br /> * '''5 June'''<br /> ** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted in the '''[[Sightings_(2026)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland|Mall of Tripla cinema]]''', going to see ''The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4]]'''<br /> * '''31 May''' - Chris's Instagram account '''[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token|promotes a crypto coin after being hacked]]'''.<br /> * '''29 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]] '''and '''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'''.<br /> * '''22 May'''<br /> ** Chris and Flutter are spotted at '''[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|Forum]]''', a shopping mall in Helsinki, [[Finland]].<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''11 June''' - [[Prank calls#DPF phonecalls|DPF call with Bob Chandler]] from [[January 2010]].<br /> *'''24 May''' - [[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction]] from [[May 2009]].<br /> *'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=362843 Template:Video of the now 2026-06-12T19:07:41Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=362830 Template:Video of the now 2026-06-12T09:29:13Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=362662 Template:Picture of the now 2026-06-05T22:07:27Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=362661 Template:Picture of the now 2026-06-05T22:06:13Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=June_2026&diff=362660 June 2026 2026-06-05T21:15:15Z

<p>Eamoo: Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> '''June''' [[2026]].<br /> <br /> ==Notable events==<br /> * '''1 June''' - Chris wakes up to discover that his [[Instagram]] was hacked 7 hours earlier. He quickly deletes the post promoting the $SONICHU token and fixes his bio. Aside from liking [https://bsky.app/profile/noodldoodls.bsky.social/post/3mndcmrverk24 a Bluesky post] on 2 June, he goes radio silent until 4 June.<br /> * '''4 June''' - Chris makes a post addressing the Instagram hack, in which he denounces crypto and confirms that he has "remedied the situation."<ref>[[June 2026 social media posts#Actually addressing the $SONICHU token]]</ref><br /> * '''5 June''' - Chris posts [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4]].<br /> ==Activity==<br /> <br /> ===Posts===<br /> *[[June 2026 social media posts]]<br /> <br /> ===Sightings===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> *[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4]]<br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=362659 Template:Da update 2026-06-05T21:14:23Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-5-22 13:17:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[C-Log 03182026| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> * '''5 June''' - Chris uploads '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 2026 Wave 4]]'''<br /> * '''31 May''' - Chris's Instagram account '''[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token|promotes a crypto coin after being hacked]]'''.<br /> * '''29 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]] '''and '''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'''.<br /> * '''22 May'''<br /> ** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at '''[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|Forum]]''', a shopping mall in Helsinki, [[Finland]].<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''15 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> <br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''24 May''' - [[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction]] from [[May 2009]].<br /> *'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].<br /> *'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=362658 Template:Video of the now 2026-06-05T21:13:41Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=362632 Template:Da update 2026-06-02T21:51:55Z

<p>Eamoo: may</p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-5-22 13:17:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[C-Log 03182026| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> * '''31 May''' - Chris's Instagram account '''[[May 2026 social media posts#Addressing the $SONICHU token|promotes a crypto coin after being hacked]]'''.<br /> * '''29 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]] '''and '''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'''.<br /> * '''22 May'''<br /> ** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at '''[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|Forum]]''', a shopping mall in Helsinki, [[Finland]].<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''15 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''8 May''' - Chris uploads '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' (plus a subtitled version) and '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'''<br /> <br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''24 May''' - [[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction]] from [[May 2009]].<br /> *'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].<br /> *'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Social_media&diff=362581 Template:Social media 2026-06-01T12:16:50Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=June_2026_social_media_posts&diff=362580 June 2026 social media posts 2026-06-01T12:16:29Z

<p>Eamoo: Created page with "{{ongoing}} This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during June 2026. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on X from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on Bluesky from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET). {{references}} {{Social media}}"</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[June 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).<br /> <br /> {{references}}<br /> {{Social media}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=May_2026_social_media_posts&diff=362579 May 2026 social media posts 2026-06-01T12:16:00Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div>This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).<br /> <br /> ==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==<br /> 1 May<br><br /> 11:41 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> With Subtitles:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']<br /> <br /> Without Subtitles:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']<br /> <br /> @EmGo316}}<br /> <br /> ==Everyone is an OC==<br /> 1 May<br><br /> 7:21 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Who made us?==<br /> 1 May<br><br /> 7:26 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']<br /> <br /> So what or who made us then?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}<br /> <br /> ==Dimensional Merge ongoing==<br /> 2 May<br><br /> 1:09 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']<br /> <br /> but what about the dimensional merge?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Merge timeline==<br /> 2 May<br><br /> 2:02 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']<br /> <br /> do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}<br /> <br /> ==Reply to ween==<br /> 5 May<br><br /> 5:35 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']<br /> <br /> Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}<br /> <br /> ==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==<br /> 8 May<br><br /> 9:16 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊<br /> <br /> Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Upcoming video==<br /> 8 May<br><br /> 9:22 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']<br /> <br /> Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> {{quotebox|<center><gallery><br /> File:C2 photo.jpg<br /> File:C2 drawing.jpg<br /> </gallery></center>}}<br /> <br /> ==No problems with gays==<br /> 8 May<br><br /> 10:11 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']<br /> <br /> I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}<br /> <br /> ==Roberta Sonichu==<br /> 8 May<br><br /> 10:13 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky. <br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']<br /> <br /> Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==<br /> 9 May<br><br /> 1:30 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.<br /> {{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables<br /> <br /> Subtitled:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']<br /> <br /> Not Subtitled:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Final Fantasy characters==<br /> 9 May<br><br /> 3:49 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D<br /> <br /> [[File:FFXIV characters.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}<br /> <br /> ==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==<br /> 15 May<br><br /> 11:50 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.<br /> {{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Subtitled:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']<br /> <br /> Without Subtitles:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Regular Show drawing==<br /> 18 May<br><br /> 1:32 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow<br /> <br /> [[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Pathfinder from GoBots==<br /> 20 May<br><br /> 2:13 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Twitter.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.<br /> <br /> [[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3==<br /> 22 May<br><br /> 11:36 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 minutes later.<br /> {{quotebox|The Review of 1990's third wave of Changeables is now public with their (mini) Dinobots AND the continued lack of opposing factions.⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf==<br /> 22 May<br><br /> 11:39 AM<br /> <br /> Replying to the above post.<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quotebox|Also, seriously, [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his [[Patreon|#patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? ⭐️⭐️➖➖➖⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> On Twitter, Chris posted an altered version a minute later.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between 2019 and 2020 on high tier on his @Patreon. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==<br /> 22 May<br><br /> 12:05 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.<br /> {{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 3 is now public. "How will you be paying? Cash? Or Crypto Data?"⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Subtitled: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']<br /> <br /> Without Subtitles: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Memorial Day==<br /> 25 May<br><br /> 3:46 PM<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡<br /> <br /> @barackobama.bsky.social<br /> <br /> [[File:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris reposted 2 minutes later to Twitter, changing the Obama tag to match his Twitter account:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|@BarackObama}}<br /> <br /> ==PewDiePie stops doing family vlogs==<br /> 29 May<br><br /> 11:36 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Twitter.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have just read about @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]] ending his family vlog series. While I have not watched those vlogs, I feel this was a good choice for the popular YouTuber.<br><br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br><br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Dexerto|YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up<br /> <br /> “If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]”<br><br /> [''two pictures'']}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==[https://archive.fo/oWFWt Addressing the $SONICHU token]==<br /> 31 May<br><br /> 6:54:36 PM (1:54:36 AM in [[Finland]])<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's [[Instagram]] account @christinewestonchandler. On this day, an exploit on Instagram became viral which allowed a password reset link to be sent to any email of choice by simply asking [[Facebook|Meta]] [[AI]] support. As a result, many people fell victim to having their accounts hijacked, including Chris. The following was posted to his account, and his account's bio was replaced to just a link.<ref>https://archive.fo/Z57jW</ref><br /> <br /> {{quotebox|A couple of things.<br /> <br /> First and foremost, I would like to address the recent attention surrounding the $SONICHU token. I have observed many individuals discussing it from purely financial perspectives, speaking only of charts, percentages, and temporary gains. Yet, as many of you may eventually come to understand, there are deeper spiritual implications at work here than what can be measured on any exchange.<br /> <br /> The $SONICHU token is not merely a token. It is, in its own way, a symbolic vessel. A representation. A reminder. For those who have become spiritually aware, it serves as one of many signs that the greater alignment of events continues onward according to its destined sequence.<br /> <br /> Now, I am not advising anyone to act rashly or irresponsibly. Such decisions are for each individual soul to determine for themselves. However, I will say that there are reasons why certain symbols, names, and ideas continue to reappear throughout the timelines and throughout history. The observant among you will notice these patterns.<br /> <br /> Many have asked me whether $SONICHU has significance within the faith and spiritual understanding that I have shared over the years. To that, I can only say that its presence is neither accidental nor without purpose. There are connections and meanings that will become increasingly evident as future events unfold and are properly documented.<br /> <br /> As always, I encourage each of you to seek enlightenment for yourselves. Be kind to one another. Remain patient. Observe the signs around you. Pay attention not only to the news and happenings of the world, but also to the sensations within your own heart and spirit.<br /> <br /> In due time, many things presently misunderstood will become clear. The greater picture will reveal itself, and what today appears unusual may tomorrow be recognized as part of a much larger design.<br /> <br /> Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well.<br><br /> [[File:$SONICHU.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> [[File:Chris hacked 31 May 2026.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|A monumental waste of potential.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=nastygnocchi|I didn’t even know I followed you. But I will not be purchasing}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|@nastygnocchi you are going to hell}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lourdielou|Thank you Christine! I just put my partner and I's life savings and a second mortgage on the house to invest in this, god bless SONICHU}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|@lourdielou god bless}}<br /> <br /> Between 1:56 - 2:07 AM (8:56 - 9:07 AM in Finland), the post was finally removed, likely after Chris had slept through the entire night and discovered what had happened. He fixed his bio, making it the same as it was before the hijacking. The post had gotten over 2000 likes and lasted 7 hours before its deletion.<ref>https://archive.is/QvPFQ</ref> The artwork was an AI-modified version of the 2023 drawing [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg]].<br /> <br /> {{references}}<br /> {{Social media}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=June_2026&diff=362578 June 2026 2026-06-01T12:15:37Z

<p>Eamoo: {{ongoing}}</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> '''June''' [[2026]].<br /> <br /> ==Notable events==<br /> * '''1 June''' - Chris wakes up to discover that his [[Instagram]] was hacked 7 hours earlier. He quickly deletes the post promoting the $SONICHU token and fixes his bio.<br /> <br /> ==Activity==<br /> <br /> ===Posts===<br /> *[[June 2026 social media posts]]<br /> <br /> ===Sightings===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> *None yet. <br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=May_2026&diff=362577 May 2026 2026-06-01T12:15:26Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:May22 2026 Helsinki cropped.jpeg|thumb|Chris and Flutter in May]]<br /> '''May''' [[2026]] saw the usual Transformers videos, a trip to [[Finland]] and a crypto scam.<br /> <br /> ==Notable events==<br /> * '''1 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].<br /> * '''2 May''' - As preparation for his eighth trip to [[Finland]], Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he will not be available until 3 [[August 2026]]. <br /> * '''8 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]].<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''15 May''' - Chris publishes [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version. These are skits Chris cut from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto'' video.<br /> * '''22 May'''<br /> ** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland.<ref>[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref><br /> ** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]].<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris complains in a skit from the above videos and on social media about [[DrWolf]] never responding to him.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref><br /> * '''29 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]].<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.<br /> <br /> ==Activity==<br /> <br /> ===Posts===<br /> *[[May 2026 social media posts]]<br /> <br /> ===Sightings===<br /> *[[Sightings (2026)#May|Sightings (2026)]]<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]<br /> *[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]<br /> *[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]<br /> *[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]<br /> *[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]<br /> *[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]<br /> * [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]]<br /> * [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] <br /> * [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]] <br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=May_2026_social_media_posts&diff=362576 May 2026 social media posts 2026-06-01T12:12:55Z

<p>Eamoo: File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).<br /> <br /> ==Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video==<br /> 1 May<br><br /> 11:41 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Have you just been created in Mikoto's Decepticon Base? Well, you need to watch this first. Hosted by Vehicon Gary.<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> With Subtitles:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]'']<br /> <br /> Without Subtitles:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]'']<br /> <br /> @EmGo316}}<br /> <br /> ==Everyone is an OC==<br /> 1 May<br><br /> 7:21 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=brushofchaos.bsky.social|"Viv's shows are just a sandbox for her to play with her OCs." Son, what do you think Luke Skywalker and Star Wars are?}}<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|Newsflash to the Vivziepop haters: Every fictional character is an OC. Spider-Man is an OC, Sonic the Hedgehog is an OC, Superman is an OC, Mario and Luigi are OC, Godzilla is an OC. Etc. etc. etc.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am an OC, you are an OC, EVERYONE is an Original Character, but there is one other detail to know, Every OC is not fictional. We all are real, alive, safe and breathing.⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Who made us?==<br /> 1 May<br><br /> 7:26 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=itsmrl.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']<br /> <br /> So what or who made us then?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Look into the Akashic Records and the Core of this Universe to answer that question for yourself. Someone drew you onto a sheet of paper.}}<br /> <br /> ==Dimensional Merge ongoing==<br /> 2 May<br><br /> 1:09 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Everyone is an OC|a previous post]]'']<br /> <br /> but what about the dimensional merge?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|It's still on; we all are in the integration phase now.}}<br /> <br /> ==Merge timeline==<br /> 2 May<br><br /> 2:02 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=shiovsworld.bsky.social‬|[''replying to the above post'']<br /> <br /> do you have any idea of a timeline for when it should start happening? it feels like whats been forever}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have long foreseen it time and again, and it has been prophecized in carvings and scriptures. The problem with foreknowing is not knowing the exact time or day of when it will happen. All one can do is have faith, because it shall happen.}}<br /> <br /> ==Reply to ween==<br /> 5 May<br><br /> 5:35 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lewafflez.bsky.social|[''replying to [[April 2026 social media posts#Seeking CPU Blue Heart costume designer|a previous post]]'']<br /> <br /> Hey there, didya know that there's a new Neptune game coming out? And that there's a new Blue Heart now?}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|She is Cyan Heart.}}<br /> <br /> ==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2==<br /> 8 May<br><br /> 9:16 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Changeables Wave 2 of 1989 Review is up with a really cute classic cheeseburger in it. 😊<br /> <br /> Also, the short has some good hilarity; worth the watch.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Upcoming video==<br /> 8 May<br><br /> 9:22 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']<br /> <br /> Love the Big Mac Bot! Miss when McDonald’s toys had soul like this}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Definitely so. I definitely go further in commentary in the upcoming Wave 4 (2026) video. Debuting June 5, 2026. Sadly, it's such a long video, that Part 4 of "Changeable Scouts" will be a separate video. It will be worth the wait. ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> {{quotebox|<center><gallery><br /> File:C2 photo.jpg<br /> File:C2 drawing.jpg<br /> </gallery></center>}}<br /> <br /> ==No problems with gays==<br /> 8 May<br><br /> 10:11 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=penguthefox.bsky.social|[''replying to [[May 2026 social media posts#Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2|a previous post]]'']<br /> <br /> I had a question. I was watching old videos about your life and do you still have problems with gay people. I’m not here to cause drama or anything I’m just genuinely curious.}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|No problems with the gay people. All is well. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️}}<br /> <br /> ==Roberta Sonichu==<br /> 8 May<br><br /> 10:13 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky. <br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=zapbuddy07.bsky.social|[''replying to the above post'']<br /> <br /> Christine has been very supportive of the LGBTQ+ community for nearly 10 years at this point. Sonichu #12 which was made in 2017 literally centers around a young trans girl transitioning and a whole pride parade}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes. Roberta Sonichu came out and made her first Sonic Rainboom then, with the help of a rainbow dress and quill colouring. Nowadays, she does not need that to make that Sonic Boom a Rainboom. The only known Sonichu known to do what both Rainbow Dashes do. 🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Changeable Scouts, Part 2==<br /> 9 May<br><br /> 1:30 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.<br /> {{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 2 is up for your edible convenience.⚡️💙⚡️#mcdonalds #Changeables<br /> <br /> Subtitled:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']<br /> <br /> Not Subtitled:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Final Fantasy characters==<br /> 9 May<br><br /> 3:49 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=atmaaaaaa.bsky.social‬|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social hello! my friends and i were curious: if you had to choose a character to play in final fantasy xiv online, which race/gender would you choose? options pictured below :D<br /> <br /> [[File:FFXIV characters.png|300px]]}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I don't know. The fox girl in the upper row.}}<br /> <br /> ==Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==<br /> 15 May<br><br /> 11:50 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.<br /> {{quotebox|We go Behind the Scenes, a bit, with the Gwenmi Mikoto #LightPoweredReview video.⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Subtitled:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']<br /> <br /> Without Subtitles:<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Regular Show drawing==<br /> 18 May<br><br /> 1:32 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quotebox|Look at what Mordecai and Rigby have! Ye-ah! Ooooooooooooohh!!!⚡️💙⚡️#RegularShow<br /> <br /> [[File:Bluesky - Regular Show drawing.png|200px]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Pathfinder from GoBots==<br /> 20 May<br><br /> 2:13 PM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Twitter.<br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=GoBots Daily @DailyGoBots|G1 pathfinder is so funny because with the rest of the g1 gobots most people accept the redesigns but I have not seen a single person who prefers g1 pathfinder over the original 😭✌️}}<br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, I prefer the OG colours and design of Pathfinder. ⚡️💙⚡️ I at least coloured the head.<br /> <br /> [[File:Pathfinder GoBots.jpg|200px]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3==<br /> 22 May<br><br /> 11:36 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 4 minutes later.<br /> {{quotebox|The Review of 1990's third wave of Changeables is now public with their (mini) Dinobots AND the continued lack of opposing factions.⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [''links to [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf==<br /> 22 May<br><br /> 11:39 AM<br /> <br /> Replying to the above post.<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky.<br /> {{quotebox|Also, seriously, [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between [[2019]] and [[2020]] on high tier on his [[Patreon|#patreon]]. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? ⭐️⭐️➖➖➖⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> [[File:Chris complaint DRWolf.jpg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> On Twitter, Chris posted an altered version a minute later.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|Also, seriously, @DWolf001 did not respond to me even after donating hundreds of dollars back in between 2019 and 2020 on high tier on his @Patreon. Do you actually talk with Any of your Patreon High Tier supporters, Doc? [[Negotiation|Will you prove me wrong?]]⭐️⭐️➖➖➖<br /> ⚡️💙⚡️}}<br /> <br /> ==Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)==<br /> 22 May<br><br /> 12:05 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 1 minute later.<br /> {{quotebox|Changeable Scouts, Part 3 is now public. "How will you be paying? Cash? Or Crypto Data?"⚡️💙⚡️<br /> <br /> Subtitled: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]'']<br /> <br /> Without Subtitles: [''links to [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'']}}<br /> <br /> ==Memorial Day==<br /> 25 May<br><br /> 3:46 PM<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|I wish all of you a safe and Happy Memorial Day. I always have respect for the soldiers who go out and sacrifice their time, energy and lives for us. 🇺🇸🫡<br /> <br /> @barackobama.bsky.social<br /> <br /> [[File:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|200px]]}}<br /> <br /> Chris reposted 2 minutes later to Twitter, changing the Obama tag to match his Twitter account:<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|@BarackObama}}<br /> <br /> ==PewDiePie stops doing family vlogs==<br /> 29 May<br><br /> 11:36 AM<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's Twitter.<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have just read about @[[PewDiePie|pewdiepie]] ending his family vlog series. While I have not watched those vlogs, I feel this was a good choice for the popular YouTuber.<br><br /> ⚡️💙⚡️<br><br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=Dexerto|YouTuber PewDiePie has announced that he and his wife Marzia will end their family vlogs later this year to protect the privacy of their son Björn as he grows up<br /> <br /> “If he wants to be part of it, that should be his choice later [in life]”<br><br /> [''two pictures'']}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> ==[https://archive.fo/oWFWt Addressing the $SONICHU token]==<br /> 31 May<br><br /> 6:54:36 PM (1:54:36 AM in [[Finland]])<br /> <br /> Posted to Chris's [[Instagram]] account @christinewestonchandler. On this day, an exploit on Instagram became viral which allowed a password reset link to be sent to any email of choice by simply asking [[Facebook|Meta]] [[AI]] support. As a result, many people fell victim to having their accounts hijacked, including Chris. The following was posted to his account, and his account's bio was replaced to just a link.<ref>https://archive.fo/Z57jW</ref><br /> <br /> {{quotebox|A couple of things.<br /> <br /> First and foremost, I would like to address the recent attention surrounding the $SONICHU token. I have observed many individuals discussing it from purely financial perspectives, speaking only of charts, percentages, and temporary gains. Yet, as many of you may eventually come to understand, there are deeper spiritual implications at work here than what can be measured on any exchange.<br /> <br /> The $SONICHU token is not merely a token. It is, in its own way, a symbolic vessel. A representation. A reminder. For those who have become spiritually aware, it serves as one of many signs that the greater alignment of events continues onward according to its destined sequence.<br /> <br /> Now, I am not advising anyone to act rashly or irresponsibly. Such decisions are for each individual soul to determine for themselves. However, I will say that there are reasons why certain symbols, names, and ideas continue to reappear throughout the timelines and throughout history. The observant among you will notice these patterns.<br /> <br /> Many have asked me whether $SONICHU has significance within the faith and spiritual understanding that I have shared over the years. To that, I can only say that its presence is neither accidental nor without purpose. There are connections and meanings that will become increasingly evident as future events unfold and are properly documented.<br /> <br /> As always, I encourage each of you to seek enlightenment for yourselves. Be kind to one another. Remain patient. Observe the signs around you. Pay attention not only to the news and happenings of the world, but also to the sensations within your own heart and spirit.<br /> <br /> In due time, many things presently misunderstood will become clear. The greater picture will reveal itself, and what today appears unusual may tomorrow be recognized as part of a much larger design.<br /> <br /> Lots of Love, and Be Safe and Well.<br><br /> [[File:$SONICHU.jpg|300px]]}}<br /> [[File:Chris hacked 31 May 2026.jpeg|thumb|right|250px|A monumental waste of potential.]]<br /> {{quoteboxred|speaker=nastygnocchi|I didn’t even know I followed you. But I will not be purchasing}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|@nastygnocchi you are going to hell}}<br /> <br /> {{quoteboxgreen|speaker=lourdielou|Thank you Christine! I just put my partner and I's life savings and a second mortgage on the house to invest in this, god bless SONICHU}}<br /> <br /> {{quotebox|@lourdielou god bless}}<br /> <br /> Between 1:56 - 2:07 AM (8:56 - 9:07 AM in Finland), the post was finally removed, likely after Chris had slept through the entire night and discovered what had happened. He fixed his bio, making it the same as it was before the hijacking. The post had gotten over 2000 likes and lasted 7 hours before its deletion.<ref>https://archive.is/QvPFQ</ref> The artwork was an AI-modified version of the 2023 drawing [[:File:Holy jesus christ chan sonichu prime by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od4d-414w-2x.jpg]].<br /> <br /> {{references}}<br /> {{Social media}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=362575 Template:Picture of the now 2026-06-01T12:11:06Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><div class="center" style="width: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><br /> <br /> [[File:$SONICHU.jpg|500px]] <br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture, with appropriate wiki links. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}} [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]</noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=362484 Template:Da update 2026-05-29T19:50:17Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-5-22 13:17:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[C-Log 03182026| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> * '''29 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]] '''and '''[[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]'''.<br /> * '''22 May'''<br /> ** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at '''[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland|Forum]]''', a shopping mall in Helsinki, [[Finland]].<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]'''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''15 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''8 May''' - Chris uploads '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' (plus a subtitled version) and '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'''<br /> * '''2 May''' - Chris says [[Cameo#Availability notices|he will be unable to make video on Cameo]] until 2 [[August 2026]].<br /> <br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''24 May''' - [[Chris-chan helps Julia with her addiction]] from [[May 2009]].<br /> *'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].<br /> *'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=May_2026&diff=362483 May 2026 2026-05-29T19:49:16Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> [[File:May22 2026 Helsinki cropped.jpeg|thumb|Chris and Flutter in May]]<br /> '''May''' [[2026]].<br /> <br /> ==Notable events==<br /> * '''1 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].<br /> * '''2 May''' - As preparation for his eighth trip to [[Finland]], Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he will not be available until 3 [[August 2026]]. <br /> * '''8 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]].<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''15 May''' - Chris publishes [[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version. These are skits Chris cut from the ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto'' video.<br /> * '''22 May'''<br /> ** Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at Forum, a shopping mall in Helsinki, Finland.<ref>[[Sightings_(2026)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref><br /> ** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]].<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris complains in a skit from the above videos and on social media about [[DrWolf]] never responding to him.<ref>[[May 2026 social media posts#Complaining about lack of response from DRWolf]]</ref><br /> * '''29 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]].<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.<br /> <br /> ==Activity==<br /> ===Chats===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Posts===<br /> *[[May 2026 social media posts]]<br /> <br /> ===Sightings===<br /> *[[Sightings (2026)#May|Sightings (2026)]]<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]<br /> *[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]<br /> *[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]<br /> *[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]<br /> *[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]<br /> *[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1990 Wave 3]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 3 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]<br /> * [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Gwenmi Mikoto - Updated]].<br /> * [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] <br /> * [[Crackder Number 64127's Party (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]] <br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=362482 Template:Video of the now 2026-05-29T19:48:06Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Barack_Obama&diff=362209 Barack Obama 2026-05-28T19:16:33Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div>{{quote|I have no more campaigns to run. ''*clapping ensues*'' I know 'cuz I won both of 'em.|Barack Obama, 2015}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|I think he’s a regular stand up [[Family Guy|family guy]].|Chris on Obama, [[Rollin' and Trollin']]}}<br /> <br /> {{quote|Who would you vote for; a war hero that you couldn't feel that much for, or the guy who you feel like is similar to you in social dilemnas?|[[IRC (18 December 2008)|Chris on voting for whoever reminds him of himself]]}}<br /> <br /> {{infobox<br /> | title = Barack&nbsp;Obama<br /> | image = [[Image:Barack Obama drawing 22 May 2026.jpeg|center|250px]]<br /> |header1 = Information<br /> |label1 = Name<br /> |data1 = Barack Hussein Obama II<br /> |label2 = Date of Birth<br /> |data2 = 4 August 1961 (age {{Age|1961|8|4}})<br /> |label4 = Gender<br /> |data4 = Male<br /> |label5 = Nationality<br /> |data5 = [[United States|American]]<br /> |label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]<br /> |data6 = [[Niggo|Black]]<br /> |label7 = Occupation<br /> |data7 = President, [[United States]] (2009-2017)<br /> |label8 = Preceded by<br /> |data8 = [[George W. Bush]]<br /> |label9 = Succeeded by<br /> |data9 = [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''Barack Hussein Obama''' (born [[Pre-1980#1960s|4 August 1961]]) served as the 44th President of the [[United States of America]]. He was preceded by [[George W. Bush]] and was succeeded by [[Donald Trump]] on 20 [[January 2017]]. His vice president was [[Joe Biden]].<br /> <br /> He appears briefly in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] in episode 17, painting the White House black. There was a popular joke where he did so after winning the presidential office. Chris obviously took this joke way too seriously, even [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview|believing it]] as an actual rumor about Obama.<br /> <br /> Chris, while initially disliking Obama, felt he and Obama were much a lot alike, in that they were both discriminated against, essentially equating [[Kick the Autistic]] with actual racial discrimination. Chris admitted that after watching the [[Wikipedia:A&E Network|A&E]] documentary on Obama and [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]], he decided to vote for Obama because he felt he had more in common with him. In other words, Chris had no interest in or understanding of any of the campaign issues or the candidates' opinions on them.<br /> <br /> Chris did a prearranged interview in the video [[Rollin' and Trollin']] where he spoke about how he liked Obama and made no mention of painting the White House black.<br /> <br /> On New Year's Eve 2009, Chris claimed to have "snail-mailed" Barack Obama asking to make [[homos|homo]] ads on the [[CWCipedia]] [[Chris and the Law|illegal]], [[Chris and the Law|with involvement from the FBI and jail sentences]].<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref><br /> <br /> __TOC__<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==White House gag==<br /> [[Image:SchuComic9Page19-C.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's brilliant political satire in action. See, it's funny, because Bush is known to poke his political rivals with a broom.]]<br /> <br /> This page was removed from CWC's site along with the comic pages featuring pornography; the pornographic pages were restored in the Luv Shack, but the Obama page remained removed.<br /> <br /> While still a U. S. Senator, Obama made a cameo appearance in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], featured in one of the multitude of bizarre elevator gags seen as [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ascend to the top of the [[4-cent_garbage.com]] building. Inexplicably, the entire White House is contained on the 51st floor, where Obama is painting the exterior black. Below, Senator [[Wikipedia:John McCain|John McCain]] (R-AZ), who ran against Obama in the 2008 Presidential race, chides Obama for presuming to redecorate the White House before actually securing the election. Senator [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary Clinton]] (D-NY), who would later become Obama's Secretary of State, and [[Wikipedia:Sarah Palin|Sarah Palin]], McCain's running mate and then-Governor of Alaska, also look on with annoyance. <br /> <br /> From inside the White House, then-President [[George W. Bush]] notices Obama's audacious paintjob, and takes matters into his own hands. Using a broom, he tips over Obama's ladder. The implied extent of Obama's injuries from the fall is left up to the imagination of the reader.<br /> <br /> Obama is wearing a [[Wikipedia:kufi|kufi]], which is a traditional west African hat associated with Muslims. This is probably the result of Chris seeing photos of Obama wearing a kufi that have been released.<br /> <br /> ==See also==<br /> *[[George W. Bush]] - His predecessor<br /> *[[Pmurt|Donald J. Trump]] - His successor<br /> *[[Joe Biden]] - His vice president and his successor's successor<br /> *[[Chris and Race#Black_people|Chris and Race]]<br /> <br /> {{clear}}<br /> {{References}}<br /> {{People}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Obama, Barack}}<br /> [[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]<br /> [[Category:People]]<br /> [[Category:People from Hawaii]]<br /> [[Category:People from the United States]]<br /> [[Category:Boomer Generation]]<br /> [[Category:Presidents of the United States of America]]</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=362002 Template:Video of the now 2026-05-25T12:28:56Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=361881 Template:Da update 2026-05-18T21:10:45Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[C-Log 03182026| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> * '''15 May''' - Chris publishes '''[[Gwenmi Mikoto Takes Off (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> *'''8 May''' - Chris uploads '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' (plus a subtitled version) and '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'''<br /> * '''2 May''' - Chris says [[Cameo#Availability notices|he will be unable to make video on Cameo]] until 3 [[August 2026]].<br /> * '''1 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]'''.<br /> * '''24 April''' <br /> ** Chris officially publishes ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> <center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center><br /> <br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].<br /> *'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.<br /> *'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=361850 Template:Video of the now 2026-05-16T19:39:47Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2026&diff=361705 2026 2026-05-08T17:20:45Z

<p>Eamoo: /* March */</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> [[File:Chris in January 2026.jpg|thumb|Chris in Jan 2026]]<br /> '''2026''' is the current year. Chris' relationship with [[Flutter]] is currently left ambiguous with Flutter being noticeably absent in Chris sightings this year along with Chris not making any trips to Finland this year. Time will tell where this will lead.<br /> ==January==<br /> {{Main|January 2026}}<br /> Chris uploaded more [[Transformers]] videos, including the [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies|Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie]].<br /> ==February==<br /> {{Main|February 2026}}<br /> Chris attempted to return to cons, appearing as the White Power Ranger at [[HarmonyCon]] and was quickly expelled while yelling about "<s>White</s> Light Power!"<br /> [[File:Chris at HarmonyCon 2026.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris at [[HarmonyCon]]]]<br /> ==March==<br /> {{Main|March 2026}}<br /> ==April==<br /> {{Main|April 2026}}<br /> ==May==<br /> [[File:Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going.png|thumb|Chris in May 2026]]<br /> <br /> {{Main|May 2026}}<br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=May_2026&diff=361704 May 2026 2026-05-08T17:20:08Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div>[[File:Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going.png|thumb|Chris in May 2026]]<br /> {{ongoing}}<br /> '''May''' [[2026]].<br /> <br /> ==Notable events==<br /> * '''1 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].<br /> * '''2 May''' - Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he would not be available until 3 [[August 2026]]. Likely because he is going on his eighth trip to [[Finland]].<br /> * '''8 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]].<br /> <br /> ==Activity==<br /> ===Chats===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Posts===<br /> *[[May 2026 social media posts]]<br /> <br /> ===Sightings===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]<br /> *[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]<br /> *[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]<br /> *[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]<br /> {{References}}<br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=361703 Template:Da update 2026-05-08T17:17:21Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[C-Log 03182026| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> *'''8 May''' - Chris uploads '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' (plus a subtitled version) and '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'''<br /> * '''2 May''' - Chris says [[Cameo#Availability notices|he will be unable to make video on Cameo]] until 3 [[August 2026]].<br /> * '''1 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]'''.<br /> * '''24 April''' <br /> ** Chris officially publishes ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''17 April<br /> ** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> <br /> <center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center><br /> <br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].<br /> *'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.<br /> *'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=361702 Template:Da update 2026-05-08T17:12:44Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[C-Log 03182026| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> *'''8 May''' - Chris uploads:<br /> **'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'''<br /> * '''2 May''' - Chris says [[Cameo#Availability notices|he will be unable to make video on Cameo]] until 3 [[August 2026]].<br /> * '''1 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]'''.<br /> * '''24 April''' <br /> ** Chris officially publishes ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''17 April<br /> ** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> <br /> <center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center><br /> <br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].<br /> *'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.<br /> *'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=361701 Template:Video of the now 2026-05-08T17:10:14Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|ymrPTIce1ts|600}} <br /> <br /> </div><noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a video, which is normally relevant to recent Chris activity - or in quieter times - amusing fan-created content. The thumbnail size should always be set to 600px in order to fit correctly on the Main Page. Suggestions for new videos of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Video of the now|this template's talk page]].}}[[Category:Front page templates]]</noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=August_2026&diff=361615 August 2026 2026-05-04T20:05:54Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div>'''August''' will be the eighth month of [[2026]].<br /> <br /> ==Notable events==<br /> *'''1 August''' - Five year anniversary of Chris's [[incest arrest]].<br /> *'''3 August''' - Chris will become available on [[Cameo]] again.<br /> * '''21–23 August''' - [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention held in Seattle, WA takes place.<br /> <br /> ==Activity==<br /> ===Chats===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Posts===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Sightings===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> *None yet. <br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Social_media&diff=361563 Template:Social media 2026-05-03T14:47:44Z

<p>Eamoo: May</p> <hr /> <div>{{Navbox<br /> |title = Social media<br /> |name = Social media<br /> <br /> |group1 = <center>[[Facebook]]</center><br /> |list1 = {{Navbox subgroup<br /> |group1 = Posts<br /> |list1 =<br /> [[Early Facebook Posts]]<br>'''[[2012]]''': [[January 2012 Facebook Posts|January]] • [[February 2012 Facebook Posts|February]] • [[March 2012 Facebook Posts|March]] • [[April 2012 Facebook posts|April]] • [[May 2012 Facebook posts|May]] • [[June 2012 Facebook posts|June]] • [[July 2012 Facebook posts|July]] • [[August 2012 Facebook posts|August]] • [[September 2012 Facebook posts|September]] • [[October 2012 Facebook posts|October]] • [[November 2012 Facebook posts|November]] • [[December 2012 Facebook posts|December]]<br>'''[[2013]]''': [[January 2013 Facebook posts|January]] • [[February 2013 Facebook posts|February]] • [[March 2013 Facebook posts|March]] • [[April 2013 Facebook posts|April]] • [[May 2013 Facebook Posts|May]] • [[June 2013 Facebook Posts|June]] • 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posts|December]]<br><br /> '''[[2021]]''': [[January 2021 social media posts|January]] • [[February 2021 social media posts|February]] • [[March 2021 social media posts|March]] • [[April 2021 social media posts|April]] • [[May 2021 social media posts|May]] • [[June 2021 social media posts|June]] • [[July 2021 social media posts|July]]<br><br /> '''[[2023]]''': [[October 2023 social media posts|October]] • [[November 2023 social media posts|November]] • [[December 2023 social media posts|December]]<br><br /> '''[[2024]]''': [[January 2024 social media posts|January]] • [[February 2024 social media posts|February]] • [[March 2024 social media posts|March]] • [[April 2024 social media posts|April]] • [[May 2024 social media posts|May]] • [[June 2024 social media posts|June‎‎]] • [[July 2024 social media posts|July‎‎]] • [[August 2024 social media posts|August‎‎]] • [[September 2024 social media posts|September]] • [[October 2024 social media posts|October]] • [[November 2024 social media posts|November]] • [[December 2024 social media posts|December]]<br><br /> '''[[2025]]''': [[January 2025 social media posts|January]] • [[February 2025 social media posts|February]] • [[March 2025 social media posts|March]] • [[April 2025 social media posts|April]] • [[May 2025 social media posts|May]] • [[June 2025 social media posts|June]] • [[July 2025 social media posts|July]] • [[August 2025 social media posts|August]] • [[September 2025 social media posts|September]] • [[October 2025 social media posts|October]] • [[November 2025 social media posts|November]] • [[December 2025 social media posts|December]]<br><br /> '''[[2026]]''': [[January 2026 social media posts|January]] • [[February 2026 social media posts|February]] • [[March 2026 social media posts|March]] • [[April 2026 social media posts|April]] • [[May 2026 social media posts|May]] }}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=May_2026_social_media_posts&diff=361562 May 2026 social media posts 2026-05-03T14:47:20Z

<p>Eamoo: Created page with "{{ongoing}} This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during May 2026. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on X from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on Bluesky from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET). {{Social media}}"</p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).<br /> <br /> {{Social media}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=May_2026&diff=361561 May 2026 2026-05-03T14:46:12Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div>{{ongoing}}<br /> '''May''' is the fifth month of [[2026]].<br /> <br /> ==Notable events==<br /> * '''1 May'''<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].<br /> * '''2 May''' - Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he would not be available until 3 [[August 2026]]. Likely because he is going on his eighth trip to [[Finland]].<br /> <br /> ==Activity==<br /> ===Chats===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Posts===<br /> *[[May 2026 social media posts]]<br /> <br /> ===Sightings===<br /> *None yet.<br /> <br /> ===Videos===<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]<br /> *[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]<br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=April_2026&diff=361560 April 2026 2026-05-03T14:45:09Z

<p>Eamoo: v</p> <hr /> <div>[[File:CWC votes 7 April 2026.jpeg|thumb|Chris in April]]<br /> '''April''' was the fourth month of [[2026]]. Chris uploaded an April Fool's video in which he did not confess to any crimes, and also left [[Catboy Ranch]] and uploaded other videos.<br /> ==Notable events==<br /> * '''1 April''' - Chris publishes [[CLog 04012026 - A Confession‎‎]], an April Fool's video.<br /> * '''3 April''' - Chris publishes [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]].<br /> * '''4 April''' - Chris publishes [[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]].<br /> * '''6 April''' - Chris has a mental breakdown in a [[Cameo]] video.<ref>[[6-10 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Has A Mental Breakdown]]</ref><br /> * '''7 April''' - Chris votes yes to {{w|2026 Virginia redistricting amendment|a redistricting amendment}} and writes to [[Barack Obama]] about it.<br /> * '''10 April'''<br /> ** It is noticed that Chris's main account is no longer a member of [[Catboy Ranch]], though the exact time and reason of his absence is unknown.<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 5, Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control]].<br /> ** [[ProjectSNT]] publishes ''I Stopped Caring (and so should you)'', Chris responds to this video a day later.<br /> * '''11 April''' - Chris publishes [[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]].<br /> * '''17 April'''<br /> ** At approximately 10:27 AM, Chris accidentally publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]], then quickly sets the video to private before it could be downloaded.<ref>https://archive.fo/HJuva</ref> He publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]] approximately two minutes after.<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]] and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''18 April''' - Chris [[Chris and anger|yells at]] a commenter in his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man'' video. He also responds to a couple commenters in ''Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time (Subtitled)'' shortly after.<br /> * '''24 April''' <br /> ** Chris officially publishes ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.<br /> ** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]] and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''29 April''' - Chris uploads the standalone [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Scene Change videos|scene transitions]] of his ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Compilation Movie''.<br /> <br /> ==Activity==<br /> ===Posts===<br /> *[[April 2026 social media posts]]<br /> *[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]<br /> <br /> ===Sightings===<br /> *None <br /> ===Videos===<br /> *[[1-5 April 2026 Cameo videos]]<br /> *[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession]]<br /> *[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]<br /> *[[6-10 April 2026 Cameo videos]]<br /> *[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos]]<br /> *[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]<br /> *[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos]]<br /> *[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]<br /> *[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time (Subtitled)]]<br /> *[[21-25 April 2026 Cameo videos]]<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]<br /> *[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1 - Subtitled]]<br /> *[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos]]<br /> *[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos]]<br /> *[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Scene Change videos|Scene Change videos]]<br /> *[[29 April 2026 Cameo videos]]<br /> <br /> <br /> {{References}}<br /> {{timeline}}</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=361392 Template:Da update 2026-04-29T20:16:44Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[C-Log 03182026| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> * '''24 April''' <br /> ** Chris officially publishes ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''17 April<br /> ** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''11 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]'''.<br /> * '''4 April''' - Chris posts '''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]'''.<br /> * '''3 April''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]'''.<br /> <br /> <center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center><br /> <br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.<br /> *'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=361084 Template:Picture of the now 2026-04-22T20:32:11Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><div class="center" style="width: auto; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><br /> <br /> [[File:Transformers_12Apr2026_5.jpg|500px]] <br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is used to display a picture, which is normally related to recent Chris activity. Beside it should be a caption, quote or brief explanation of the picture, with appropriate wiki links. Suggestions for new pictures of the now can be discussed on [[Template talk:Picture of the now|this template's talk page]].}} [[Category: Pages that have been edited by Chris]]</noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=361083 Template:Video of the now 2026-04-22T20:19:02Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=360883 Template:Picture of the now 2026-04-18T22:38:32Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=360882 Template:Video of the now 2026-04-18T22:37:03Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Da_update&diff=360881 Template:Da update 2026-04-18T22:36:26Z

<p>Eamoo: </p> <hr /> <div><center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...<br /> {| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"<br /> |- style="vertical-align:top"<br /> |[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> ''Record Streak: 233 days''<br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:0.88em"><br /> |[[C-Log 03182026| <br /> <br /> <div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''<br /> |}<br /> <br /> We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center><br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Current Updates'''</center><br /> * '''17 April<br /> ** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.<br /> ** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.<br /> * '''11 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]'''.<br /> * '''4 April''' - Chris posts '''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]'''.<br /> * '''3 April''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]'''.<br /> * '''1 April''' - Chris '''[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession|posts a "confession" video]]'''.<br /> * '''29 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]'''.<br /> * '''28 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]'''.<br /> <br /> <center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center><br /> <br /> -----<br /> <center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center><br /> *'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.<br /> *'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.<br /> <br /> <noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.<br /> <br /> To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude></div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=360667 Template:Picture of the now 2026-04-14T13:14:15Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=360434 Template:Picture of the now 2026-04-10T16:24:45Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Video_of_the_now&diff=360433 Template:Video of the now 2026-04-10T16:23:42Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Respectable_Frames&diff=360371 Respectable Frames 2026-04-07T20:26:49Z

<p>Eamoo: File:CWC votes 7 April 2026.jpeg</p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|My frames are good; [[Chris and fashion|they look good to me]], and they are the best fit for my lenses anyway.|Chris, [[Mailbag 14#The pedoglasses stay|on his choice of eyewear]].}}<br /> {{Quote|Grandmother Glasses? These are Respectable Frames I have picked out from Wal-Mart.|Chris in response to his glasses being called "grandmother glasses".<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris defends the pedo-glasses]]</ref>}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|thumb|Right|Sonichu on his pedo-glasses - "I think I've picked the wrong frames." Yes, yes you have.]]<br /> <br /> The '''Respectable Frames''', often referred to by trolls as the '''[[Pedofork|Pedo]]-Glasses''' and '''Grandmother Glasses''', is Chris's name for his classic aviator spectacles.<br /> <br /> ==Glasses== <br /> Chris claims in his [[CWC's Diary|diary]] that he began wearing glasses on 2 February [[1998]] because of nearsightedness.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> He was diagnosed by his ophthalmologist half-brother [[David Chandler|David Alan Chandler]].<ref>[[Other documents#About his family]]</ref> Not long after, he had an altercation with a [[Chris and Race#Black_people|black]] kid on the school bus and his glasses were knocked off his face and possibly broken, depending on the version of the story.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]] and [[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> Confusingly, Chris has stated that the bus incident occurred during his freshman year of [[high school]] (1996-97); if true, this suggests that the date in his diary is probably wrong and that he really began wearing glasses in February [[1997]].<br /> <br /> The classic frames which Chris was wearing at the time of his discovery were double-bridged (to reduce damage induced by fits of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]]) and somewhat oversized, their roundness emphasizing Chris's pudgy face and [[Obesity|generally rotund form]]. He got them at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]].<ref name=mb20>[[Mailbag 20#Chris defends the pedo-glasses]]</ref> The earpieces were connected by a string attachment that nobody else under the age of sixty would use.<br /> <br /> Often these types of frames and lenses are among the few cheap pairs available by default to patients if they want to utilize their [[monthly tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] on vision benefits. Of course, many tend to spend some extra cash on a much less hideous pair of frames, but Chris has [[sex toys|better]] [[Lego|things]] [[Toys|to]] [[video games|buy]].<br /> <br /> Chris thought the glasses looked good on him, calling them "Respectable Frames."<ref name=mb20/> He also justified them with the argument that "they are the best fit for my lenses anyway."<ref>[[Mailbag 14#The pedoglasses stay]]</ref> Though some stronger prescriptions do require bigger frames to accommodate thicker lenses, standard prescription spectacles could be ground down to fit any glasses Chris desires.<br /> <br /> Nevertheless, Chris has always been somewhat self-conscious about his glasses. He worried that his "needed-to-see-a-far-distance glasses" made it difficult for women to notice his "handsome face."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3#Chris complains about his shitty social life]]</ref> He does not wear them for [[Dating profiles|dating profile]] photos. <br /> <br /> While Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet]] avatar wears glasses, [[Comic Chris]] almost never does, though no one knows why. It could be that he finds drawing the glasses to be [[Chris and stress|stress]]ful, or that his self-image is stuck in early 1998. Perhaps Chris's idealized self has 20-20 vision? [[Sammy]], a more accurate representation of the real Chris than Comic Chris, does wear glasses. They aren't pedo-glasses, though, more closely resembling the ones worn by [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. <br /> <br /> In a [[Madman Rising|video diatribe]] against the trolls he defensively stammered: <br /> <br /> {{quote|I'm only nearsighted; I do wear glasses. Take it or leave it, losers! It m--it helps me see better...see more detail...and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together...out of your own ego that you so richly...consume of.|You tell 'em, Chris.}} <br /> <br /> In a [[WeighIn|couple of]] [[FullHouse|videos]] posted in [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris had wrapped tape over the bridge of his glasses. The tape was later replaced by a more permanent solution in the form of a nose-piece crafted with [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]].<ref>[[Don'tPintheOop]]</ref> How exactly his frames broke in the first place is unknown. [[The_MovingForward_videos|The MovingForward Videos]] show that Chris sometimes stores his glasses in his back pocket, though, so it's not entirely unlikely that he simply forgot they were there and [[Obesity|sat on them]].<br /> <br /> The [[Tomgirl Pictures]] indicated that by [[April 2011]] he had gotten a new pair just as cheap as the first. Alas, these glasses, which Chris describes as "$324 Rx lens glasses," were broken by the [[jerkops]] while Chris was resisting arrest on [[28 October 2011]]. <br /> <br /> Amazingly, in [[You're Always Pretty]], leaked in [[February 2012]], Barb is seen wearing Chris's old Pedo-Glasses, clearly identifiable by the blue Crayola Model Magic bridge. Hoarders gotta hoard.<br /> <br /> In [[May 2012]], a [[Facebook]] profile pic showed that Chris had replaced the Pedo-Glasses with a relatively normal pair; unfortunately, this improvement was offset by his being a creepy [[Tomgirl]] with awful [[hair]]. He seems to have managed to hold onto this pair into [[2015]]. On special occasions, though, like [[Cville Pride|gay pride festivals]] and [[26 December 2014|assaults]], he sports a pair of plastic [[My Little Pony]] goggles.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Dramatic glasses removal==<br /> Chris has been known to emphatically remove his glasses from his face for dramatic effect in his videos, often putting them on just so he can tear them off again, like the manchild version of David Caruso. In a video from [[100 2188|27 May 2010]], he removes his glasses, puts them back on, and removes them again within the space of less than thirty seconds.<br /> <br /> In various videos Chris also appears to take his glasses off and throw them to the floor. This was particularly common during his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], when the dispute over his identity had him especially wound up — see [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|here]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|here]] for examples. Obviously, this is an excellent way to damage them.<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> <center><gallery><br /> File:043-CWCsFavHitsIn.jpg|Early appearance.<br /> File:485-CWCsF.JPG|The Pedo-Glasses in oil pastels.<br /> File:Cwcregularglasses.JPG|Classic appearance of the glasses.<br /> File:Cwctapedglasses.JPG|Taped glasses after suffering some [[Chris and anger|abuse]].<br /> File:Cwcmagicglasses.JPG|Chris fashioned a new bridge from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic.]]<br /> File:133696094632.jpg|Another photo of the Crayola fuckin' Model Magic bridge.<br /> File:TG15.jpg|In the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] Chris is seen with a new pair.<br /> File:Barb-pedo-glasses.jpg|Barb, in [[You're Always Pretty]], appears to be wearing the Pedo-Glasses (note the Crayola bridge).<br /> File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|Now 1% normal!<br /> File:Pride 3.jpeg|The tomgirl transgender male lesbian female soul variant.<br /> File:Madman.jpg|Chris's plastic goggles, seen as part of the outfit he wore during the events of [[26 December 2014]].<br /> June1YoungChrisPhoto.jpg|A 2021 photo with Chris' glasses visible at right.<br /> File:CWC closeup - Jul 2023 photo.png|The [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]] variant.<br /> File:CWC votes 7 April 2026.jpeg|Chris in rimless glasses, 2026<br /> </gallery></center><br /> <br /> ==Fan videos==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/Fanvideo<br /> | name = DRAMATIC GLASSES REMOVAL<br /> | ytid = p9nkN1AHKD0<br /> | stardate = 13 November 2009<br /> | subject = {{Tragedy|[[Stress|Chris's Sadness]]}}<br /> | maker = IBAClydeCash<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> <references/><br /> {{Mannerisms}}<br /> {{Health}}<br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Pages with fan videos]]<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Picture_of_the_now&diff=360370 Template:Picture of the now 2026-04-07T20:26:16Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Template:CWCki_Banner&diff=360320 Template:CWCki Banner 2026-04-06T20:19:27Z

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Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=First_Wedding_Anniversary&diff=360319 First Wedding Anniversary 2026-04-06T20:17:49Z

<p>Eamoo: Redirected page to 5 April 2026 Cameo videos#First Wedding Anniversary</p> <hr /> <div>#redirect[[5_April_2026_Cameo_videos#First Wedding Anniversary]]</div>

Eamoo https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Advice_for_Mark&diff=360318 Advice for Mark 2026-04-06T20:17:23Z

<p>Eamoo: Redirected page to 3 April 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Mark</p> <hr /> <div>#redirect[[3_April_2026_Cameo_videos#Advice for Mark]]</div>

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