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2026

2026-05-08T17:20:45Z

Eamoo: /* March */

{{ongoing}}
[[File:Chris in January 2026.jpg|thumb|Chris in Jan 2026]]
'''2026''' is the current year. Chris' relationship with [[Flutter]] is currently left ambiguous with Flutter being noticeably absent in Chris sightings this year along with Chris not making any trips to Finland this year. Time will tell where this will lead.
==January==
{{Main|January 2026}}
Chris uploaded more [[Transformers]] videos, including the [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies|Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie]].
==February==
{{Main|February 2026}}
Chris attempted to return to cons, appearing as the White Power Ranger at [[HarmonyCon]] and was quickly expelled while yelling about "<s>White</s> Light Power!"
[[File:Chris at HarmonyCon 2026.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris at [[HarmonyCon]]]]
==March==
{{Main|March 2026}}
==April==
{{Main|April 2026}}
==May==
[[File:Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going.png|thumb|Chris in May 2026]]

{{Main|May 2026}}

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

May 2026

2026-05-08T17:20:08Z

Eamoo:

[[File:Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going.png|thumb|Chris in May 2026]]
{{ongoing}}
'''May''' [[2026]].

==Notable events==
* '''1 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].
* '''2 May''' - Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he would not be available until 3 [[August 2026]]. Likely because he is going on his eighth trip to [[Finland]].
* '''8 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]].

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[May 2026 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*None yet.

===Videos===
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]
*[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]
*[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short) (Subtitled)]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Template:Da update

2026-05-08T17:17:21Z

Eamoo:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
|[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[C-Log 03182026|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
|}

We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''8 May''' - Chris uploads '''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' (plus a subtitled version) and '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'''
* '''2 May''' - Chris says [[Cameo#Availability notices|he will be unable to make video on Cameo]] until 3 [[August 2026]].
* '''1 May'''
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]''' and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes '''[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]'''.
* '''24 April'''
** Chris officially publishes ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]''' and its subtitled version.
* '''17 April
** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.
** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].
*'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Template:Da update

2026-05-08T17:12:44Z

Eamoo:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
|[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[C-Log 03182026|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
|}

We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
*'''8 May''' - Chris uploads:
**'''[[Changeable Scouts, Part 2 (Transformers of Cwcville Short)]]''' and '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1989 Wave 2]]'''
* '''2 May''' - Chris says [[Cameo#Availability notices|he will be unable to make video on Cameo]] until 3 [[August 2026]].
* '''1 May'''
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]''' and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes '''[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]'''.
* '''24 April'''
** Chris officially publishes ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]''' and its subtitled version.
* '''17 April
** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.
** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''30 April''' - [[Chando Sings!]] from [[September 2008]].
*'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Template:Video of the now

2026-05-08T17:10:14Z

Eamoo:

<div style="text-align: center;">

{{#ev:youtube|ymrPTIce1ts|600}}

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August 2026

2026-05-04T20:05:54Z

Eamoo:

'''August''' will be the eighth month of [[2026]].

==Notable events==
*'''1 August''' - Five year anniversary of Chris's [[incest arrest]].
*'''3 August''' - Chris will become available on [[Cameo]] again.
* '''21–23 August''' - [[Everfree Northwest]], a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention held in Seattle, WA takes place.

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*None yet.

===Sightings===
*None yet.

===Videos===
*None yet.

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Template:Social media

2026-05-03T14:47:44Z

Eamoo: May

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May 2026 social media posts

2026-05-03T14:47:20Z

Eamoo: Created page with "{{ongoing}} This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during May 2026. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on X from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on Bluesky from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET). {{Social media}}"

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[May 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

{{Social media}}

May 2026

2026-05-03T14:46:12Z

Eamoo:

{{ongoing}}
'''May''' is the fifth month of [[2026]].

==Notable events==
* '''1 May'''
** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]] and its subtitled version.
** Chris publishes [[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]].
* '''2 May''' - Chris updates his availability notice on [[Cameo]] saying that he would not be available until 3 [[August 2026]]. Likely because he is going on his eighth trip to [[Finland]].

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None yet.

===Posts===
*[[May 2026 social media posts]]

===Sightings===
*None yet.

===Videos===
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video - Subtitled]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Decepticlone Orientation Video]]
*[[Dimension Merge Manifestions Are Going]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

April 2026

2026-05-03T14:45:09Z

Eamoo: v

[[File:CWC votes 7 April 2026.jpeg|thumb|Chris in April]]
'''April''' was the fourth month of [[2026]]. Chris uploaded an April Fool's video in which he did not confess to any crimes, and also left [[Catboy Ranch]] and uploaded other videos.
==Notable events==
* '''1 April''' - Chris publishes [[CLog 04012026 - A Confession‎‎]], an April Fool's video.
* '''3 April''' - Chris publishes [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]].
* '''4 April''' - Chris publishes [[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]].
* '''6 April''' - Chris has a mental breakdown in a [[Cameo]] video.<ref>[[6-10 April 2026 Cameo videos#Chris Has A Mental Breakdown]]</ref>
* '''7 April''' - Chris votes yes to {{w|2026 Virginia redistricting amendment|a redistricting amendment}} and writes to [[Barack Obama]] about it.
* '''10 April'''
** It is noticed that Chris's main account is no longer a member of [[Catboy Ranch]], though the exact time and reason of his absence is unknown.
** Chris publishes [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 5, Ultimate Miracle Chaos Control]].
** [[ProjectSNT]] publishes ''I Stopped Caring (and so should you)'', Chris responds to this video a day later.
* '''11 April''' - Chris publishes [[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]].
* '''17 April'''
** At approximately 10:27 AM, Chris accidentally publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]], then quickly sets the video to private before it could be downloaded.<ref>https://archive.fo/HJuva</ref> He publishes [[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]] approximately two minutes after.
** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]] and its subtitled version.
* '''18 April''' - Chris [[Chris and anger|yells at]] a commenter in his ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man'' video. He also responds to a couple commenters in ''Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time (Subtitled)'' shortly after.
* '''24 April'''
** Chris officially publishes ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.
** Chris publishes [[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]] and its subtitled version.
* '''29 April''' - Chris uploads the standalone [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Scene Change videos|scene transitions]] of his ''Transformers Legacy United Merged Compilation Movie''.

==Activity==
===Posts===
*[[April 2026 social media posts]]
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]

===Sightings===
*None
===Videos===
*[[1-5 April 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession]]
*[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]
*[[6-10 April 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[11-15 April 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]
*[[16-20 April 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]
*[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time (Subtitled)]]
*[[21-25 April 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]
*[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1 - Subtitled]]
*[[26 April 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[27 April 2026 Cameo videos]]
*[[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, aka Cwclight Review Movies#Scene Change videos|Scene Change videos]]
*[[29 April 2026 Cameo videos]]

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Template:Da update

2026-04-29T20:16:44Z

Eamoo:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
|[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[C-Log 03182026|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
|}

We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''24 April'''
** Chris officially publishes ''Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - Changable Scouts Part 1]]''' and its subtitled version.
* '''17 April
** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.
** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.
* '''11 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]'''.
* '''4 April''' - Chris posts '''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]'''.
* '''3 April''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]'''.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

<noinclude>{{clear}}{{Usage|1= This template sits in a place of pride on the CWCki [[Main Page]]. It is two lists of recent Chris-related activity, one for current updates, and another for newly added information. To prevent the lists becoming too long, older entries should be removed as newer ones are added; '''no more than seven entries''' should appear in each of the lists at any time.

To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

Template:Picture of the now

2026-04-22T20:32:11Z

Eamoo:

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2026-04-22T20:19:02Z

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2026-04-18T22:38:32Z

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2026-04-18T22:37:03Z

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Template:Da update

2026-04-18T22:36:26Z

Eamoo:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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|- style="vertical-align:top"
|[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[C-Log 03182026|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
|}

We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''17 April
** Chris accidentally publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Changables 1987 Wave 1]]''', then quickly sets the video to private.
** Chris publishes '''[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Golden Beetle and Wing Man]]'''.
** Chris publishes '''[[Transformers of Cwcville Short - It's Play Time]]''' and its subtitled version.
* '''11 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[CLog 04112026 - Responses to Courtney's Recent Thoughts]]'''.
* '''4 April''' - Chris posts '''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]'''.
* '''3 April''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]'''.
* '''1 April''' - Chris '''[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession|posts a "confession" video]]'''.
* '''29 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]'''.
* '''28 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]'''.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''14 April''' - [[Prank calls#Prankdial Calls|Two prank calls]] that were shared in [[October 2011]] are added to the CWCki.
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

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2026-04-14T13:14:15Z

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2026-04-10T16:24:45Z

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2026-04-10T16:23:42Z

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Respectable Frames

2026-04-07T20:26:49Z

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{{Quote|My frames are good; [[Chris and fashion|they look good to me]], and they are the best fit for my lenses anyway.|Chris, [[Mailbag 14#The pedoglasses stay|on his choice of eyewear]].}}
{{Quote|Grandmother Glasses? These are Respectable Frames I have picked out from Wal-Mart.|Chris in response to his glasses being called "grandmother glasses".<ref>[[Mailbag 20#Chris defends the pedo-glasses]]</ref>}}

[[Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|thumb|Right|Sonichu on his pedo-glasses - "I think I've picked the wrong frames." Yes, yes you have.]]

The '''Respectable Frames''', often referred to by trolls as the '''[[Pedofork|Pedo]]-Glasses''' and '''Grandmother Glasses''', is Chris's name for his classic aviator spectacles.

==Glasses==
Chris claims in his [[CWC's Diary|diary]] that he began wearing glasses on 2 February [[1998]] because of nearsightedness.<ref>[[CWC's Diary]]</ref> He was diagnosed by his ophthalmologist half-brother [[David Chandler|David Alan Chandler]].<ref>[[Other documents#About his family]]</ref> Not long after, he had an altercation with a [[Chris and Race#Black_people|black]] kid on the school bus and his glasses were knocked off his face and possibly broken, depending on the version of the story.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9]] and [[Kacey Call 9]]</ref> Confusingly, Chris has stated that the bus incident occurred during his freshman year of [[high school]] (1996-97); if true, this suggests that the date in his diary is probably wrong and that he really began wearing glasses in February [[1997]].

The classic frames which Chris was wearing at the time of his discovery were double-bridged (to reduce damage induced by fits of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]]) and somewhat oversized, their roundness emphasizing Chris's pudgy face and [[Obesity|generally rotund form]]. He got them at [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]].<ref name=mb20>[[Mailbag 20#Chris defends the pedo-glasses]]</ref> The earpieces were connected by a string attachment that nobody else under the age of sixty would use.

Often these types of frames and lenses are among the few cheap pairs available by default to patients if they want to utilize their [[monthly tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] on vision benefits. Of course, many tend to spend some extra cash on a much less hideous pair of frames, but Chris has [[sex toys|better]] [[Lego|things]] [[Toys|to]] [[video games|buy]].

Chris thought the glasses looked good on him, calling them "Respectable Frames."<ref name=mb20/> He also justified them with the argument that "they are the best fit for my lenses anyway."<ref>[[Mailbag 14#The pedoglasses stay]]</ref> Though some stronger prescriptions do require bigger frames to accommodate thicker lenses, standard prescription spectacles could be ground down to fit any glasses Chris desires.

Nevertheless, Chris has always been somewhat self-conscious about his glasses. He worried that his "needed-to-see-a-far-distance glasses" made it difficult for women to notice his "handsome face."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 3#Chris complains about his shitty social life]]</ref> He does not wear them for [[Dating profiles|dating profile]] photos.

While Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet]] avatar wears glasses, [[Comic Chris]] almost never does, though no one knows why. It could be that he finds drawing the glasses to be [[Chris and stress|stress]]ful, or that his self-image is stuck in early 1998. Perhaps Chris's idealized self has 20-20 vision? [[Sammy]], a more accurate representation of the real Chris than Comic Chris, does wear glasses. They aren't pedo-glasses, though, more closely resembling the ones worn by [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]].

In a [[Madman Rising|video diatribe]] against the trolls he defensively stammered:

{{quote|I'm only nearsighted; I do wear glasses. Take it or leave it, losers! It m--it helps me see better...see more detail...and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together...out of your own ego that you so richly...consume of.|You tell 'em, Chris.}}

In a [[WeighIn|couple of]] [[FullHouse|videos]] posted in [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris had wrapped tape over the bridge of his glasses. The tape was later replaced by a more permanent solution in the form of a nose-piece crafted with [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]].<ref>[[Don'tPintheOop]]</ref> How exactly his frames broke in the first place is unknown. [[The_MovingForward_videos|The MovingForward Videos]] show that Chris sometimes stores his glasses in his back pocket, though, so it's not entirely unlikely that he simply forgot they were there and [[Obesity|sat on them]].

The [[Tomgirl Pictures]] indicated that by [[April 2011]] he had gotten a new pair just as cheap as the first. Alas, these glasses, which Chris describes as "$324 Rx lens glasses," were broken by the [[jerkops]] while Chris was resisting arrest on [[28 October 2011]].

Amazingly, in [[You're Always Pretty]], leaked in [[February 2012]], Barb is seen wearing Chris's old Pedo-Glasses, clearly identifiable by the blue Crayola Model Magic bridge. Hoarders gotta hoard.

In [[May 2012]], a [[Facebook]] profile pic showed that Chris had replaced the Pedo-Glasses with a relatively normal pair; unfortunately, this improvement was offset by his being a creepy [[Tomgirl]] with awful [[hair]]. He seems to have managed to hold onto this pair into [[2015]]. On special occasions, though, like [[Cville Pride|gay pride festivals]] and [[26 December 2014|assaults]], he sports a pair of plastic [[My Little Pony]] goggles.
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==Dramatic glasses removal==
Chris has been known to emphatically remove his glasses from his face for dramatic effect in his videos, often putting them on just so he can tear them off again, like the manchild version of David Caruso. In a video from [[100 2188|27 May 2010]], he removes his glasses, puts them back on, and removes them again within the space of less than thirty seconds.

In various videos Chris also appears to take his glasses off and throw them to the floor. This was particularly common during his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], when the dispute over his identity had him especially wound up — see [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|here]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|here]] for examples. Obviously, this is an excellent way to damage them.
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==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:043-CWCsFavHitsIn.jpg|Early appearance.
File:485-CWCsF.JPG|The Pedo-Glasses in oil pastels.
File:Cwcregularglasses.JPG|Classic appearance of the glasses.
File:Cwctapedglasses.JPG|Taped glasses after suffering some [[Chris and anger|abuse]].
File:Cwcmagicglasses.JPG|Chris fashioned a new bridge from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic.]]
File:133696094632.jpg|Another photo of the Crayola fuckin' Model Magic bridge.
File:TG15.jpg|In the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] Chris is seen with a new pair.
File:Barb-pedo-glasses.jpg|Barb, in [[You're Always Pretty]], appears to be wearing the Pedo-Glasses (note the Crayola bridge).
File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|Now 1% normal!
File:Pride 3.jpeg|The tomgirl transgender male lesbian female soul variant.
File:Madman.jpg|Chris's plastic goggles, seen as part of the outfit he wore during the events of [[26 December 2014]].
June1YoungChrisPhoto.jpg|A 2021 photo with Chris' glasses visible at right.
File:CWC closeup - Jul 2023 photo.png|The [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|Post-Jail]] variant.
File:CWC votes 7 April 2026.jpeg|Chris in rimless glasses, 2026
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==Fan videos==

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| name = DRAMATIC GLASSES REMOVAL
| ytid = p9nkN1AHKD0
| stardate = 13 November 2009
| subject = {{Tragedy|[[Stress|Chris's Sadness]]}}
| maker = IBAClydeCash
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== Sources ==
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{{Mannerisms}}
{{Health}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

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2026-04-06T20:19:27Z

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First Wedding Anniversary

2026-04-06T20:17:49Z

Eamoo: Redirected page to 5 April 2026 Cameo videos#First Wedding Anniversary

#redirect[[5_April_2026_Cameo_videos#First Wedding Anniversary]]

Advice for Mark

2026-04-06T20:17:23Z

Eamoo: Redirected page to 3 April 2026 Cameo videos#Advice for Mark

#redirect[[3_April_2026_Cameo_videos#Advice for Mark]]

CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You

2026-04-06T20:16:35Z

Eamoo:

'''CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You''' is a video published to [[Chris]]'s [[YouTube]] channel on 4 [[April 2026]].
==Video==
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| name = CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4Cp42sKnLuQ}}
| stardate = 4 [[April 2026]]
| subject = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Advice for Mark]]
| next = [[First Wedding Anniversary]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|We, [[Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]], [[Jesus Christ]], and [[Scarlet LaRose]] each speak to all of you. Heed our energies, respectively, and hear our wisdoms and prayers.}}

==Transcript==
{{transcript}}

{{references}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Advice for Mark]]|nextlink=[[First Wedding Anniversary]]}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You

2026-04-06T20:15:40Z

Eamoo:

'''CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You''' is a video published to [[Chris]]'s [[YouTube]] channel on 4 [[April 2026]].
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4Cp42sKnLuQ}}
| stardate = 4 [[April 2026]]
| subject = {{Dimensional Merge|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Advice for Mark]]
| next = [[First Wedding Anniversary]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|We, [[Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]], [[Jesus Christ]], and [[Scarlet LaRose]] each speak to all of you. Heed our energies, respectively, and hear our wisdoms and prayers.}}

==Transcript==
{{transcript}}

{{references}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group|Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group]]|nextlink=[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Juan Is Deployed In The Navy|Juan Is Deployed In The Navy]]}}

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template:Da update

2026-04-06T20:11:12Z

Eamoo: CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
|[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[C-Log 03182026|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
|}

We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''4 April''' - Chris posts '''[[CLog 04042026 - We Three Are Here Together With All of You]]'''.
* '''3 April''' - Chris uploads '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 4, Liquidchu's Arrogance]]'''.
* '''1 April''' - Chris '''[[CLog 04012026 - A Confession|posts a "confession" video]]'''.
* '''29 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]'''.
* '''28 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]'''.
* '''22 March''' - Chris '''[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris wants money from Geno|messages Geno Samuel]]''', requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

CLog 04012026 - A Confession

2026-04-03T12:58:29Z

Eamoo: +alogging

'''CLog 04012026 - A Confession''' is a video published to [[Chris]]'s [[YouTube]] channel on 1 [[April 2026]]. If the date didn't give it away (not to mention his [[Chris and remorse|limited capacity for remorse]]), Chris doesn't actually confess to anything. He sings "[[I Got A Fish]]" yet again and displays a message whining about the [[trolls]].

It's worth reiterating that Chris [[Affair with Mother|repeatedly raped his own elderly mother]], spent 20 months in [[Jail Saga|jail]] awaiting trial, and was eventually released without charge, so releasing a fake "Confession" video on April Fools is genuinely deranged.
==Video==
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| name = CLog 04012026 - A Confession
| video = {{#ev:youtube|52SwMz7r4GY}}
| stardate = 1 [[April 2026]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group|Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group]]
| next = [[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Juan Is Deployed In The Navy|Juan Is Deployed In The Navy]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|I confess...}}

==Transcript==
[''[[Stress sigh]], probably purposefully exaggerated.''] Okay... [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: 04012026. I-

[''abrupt cut to a card with the following text, which is spoken aloud by Chris'']

{{RageQuote|And now for something completely different!}}

[''video cuts to a cropped still of [[I Got A Fish]] with the added caption "APRIL FOOLS 2026!!!"'']

{{RageQuote|I GOT A FISH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A WISH? I GOT A FIIIIII-IIIIII—}}

[''cut of the audio is edited to repeat several times'']

{{RageQuote|IIII—IIIIII—IIIIIIIISH!}}

[''Video cuts back to Chris finishing his singing, smugly pointing at edited text that reads "[[Internet]] [[trolls]] are all Gooberts!" There is also text edited at the bottom which reads "Seriously, though, all of you, maybe do some [[Soul Searching]] and rethink your priorities and life's purpose off of the internet."'']

Mya. [''mouse click, ending the video'']

{{references}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group|Shoutout to Ashley's D&D Group]]|nextlink=[[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Juan Is Deployed In The Navy|Juan Is Deployed In The Navy]]}}

{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2026]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Template:Da update

2026-04-01T19:10:43Z

Eamoo:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top"
|[[Sightings_(2026)#Hot Topic|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-28 23:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[C-Log 03182026|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
|}

We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''29 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[CLog - 03222026 - Announcement from Scarlet LaRose]]'''.
* '''28 March''' - Chris livestreams '''[[Mewgenics Let's Play 1 with Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime]]'''.
* '''22 March''' - Chris '''[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris wants money from Geno|messages Geno Samuel]]''', requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales.
* '''21 March'''
**Chris '''[[March 2026 social media posts#Demanding Blue Heart name change|begins spamming demands]]''' to a Twitter account promoting ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' to change the game's CPU Blue Heart's name.
**Chris '''[[Reddit#Yo (21 March 2026)|attempts to address r/ChrisChanSonichu]]''' in a call-out post, but his accounts are taken down.
* '''19 March''' - ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' announces a new game which is to introduce new official characters [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[CPU Red Heart]], superseding Chris's [[OC]]s of those characters. '''[[March 2026 social media posts#New Neptunia Unlimited game|In response]]''', Chris complains of his CPU Blue Heart lore being left out of the game.
* '''18 March''' - Chris uploads '''[[C-Log 03182026]]'''.

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.

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April 2026 social media posts

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{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[April 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

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2026-04-01T18:57:38Z

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2026-03-24T18:46:49Z

Eamoo:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-21 18:58:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris was last spotted in public.''

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|[[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-1-05 18:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
''Record Streak: 233 days''

<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[C-Log 03182026|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-3-19 03:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''22 March''' - Chris '''[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris wants money from Geno|messages Geno Samuel]]''', requesting a 25% cut of possible DVD sales.
* '''21 March'''
**Chris '''[[March 2026 social media posts#Demanding Blue Heart name change|begins spamming demands]]''' to a Twitter account promoting ''Hyperdimension Neptunia'' to change the game's CPU Blue Heart's name.
**Chris '''[[Reddit#Yo (21 March 2026)|attempts to address r/ChrisChanSonichu]]''' in a call-out post, but his accounts are taken down.
* '''19 March''' - ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' announces a new game which is to introduce new official characters [[CPU Blue Heart]] and [[CPU Red Heart]], superseding Chris's [[OC]]s of those characters. '''[[March 2026 social media posts#New Neptunia Unlimited game|In response]]''', Chris complains of his CPU Blue Heart lore being left out of the game.
* '''18 March''' - Chris uploads '''[[C-Log 03182026]]'''.
* '''6 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1]]'''.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''21 March''' - Chris's [[Reddit]] account u/Aggravating-Top-877 is discovered.
*'''15 January''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C.|Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5]] from [[April 2011]].

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2026-03-24T18:46:21Z

Eamoo:

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Hair

2026-03-22T16:46:40Z

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{{Needs Updating|Info on electrolysis}}

[[File:Is chris's hair getting better.png|thumb|250px|Comparison of Chris's hair. Left: November 2015<ref>[[Thank You from Christine Chandler‎]]</ref> (age 33). Right: November 2016<ref>[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]]</ref> (age 34).]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]].

==Condition==
[[File:ADlEp.jpg|Chris's hair in all its glory, pre-[[Tomgirl]].|thumb]]

Chris's hair has never looked good. For most of his adult life, [[Barb]] served as his barber. The result was a predictably amateurish, uneven cut which served as the perfect accompaniment to his [[The Classic|clown shirt]] and [[Chris and socializing|social awkwardness]]. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, hasn't helped. His hair entered something of a plateau for many years, as even when he does take a shower, his hair's appearance virtually remains the same, as evidenced by his [[HairDifference|2010 video demonstration]].

Switching shampoos hasn't helped, either. In his early 20s, Chris used Selsun Blue for dandruff issues, then switched to Head & Shoulders. To assist with his [[Love Quest]], he shifted to "[[AXE]] brand Freeze Anti-Dandruff Shampoo & Conditioner." When he became a tomgirl, he changed it again to Garnier Fructis shampoo and conditioner. He has also used Aussie Sprunch hairspray because "it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy." If his photographic record is anything to go by, nothing seems to have worked; firsthand observer [[Catherine]] thought it "looked like straw."

Chris, however, believes that his hair looks just fine, and has always been defensive about his hygienic habits. He also had no problem with his mother's styling. During [[Kacey Call 1|his first phone call with]] [[Kacey]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid Chris]]) [[Chris and his ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his mom probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh...I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

===Transgender hair===
[[File:Cwc neptune.png|thumb|In 2016, Chris told [[Arthur Spatchcock]] that he thought his hair resembled [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Neptune]]'s. You be the judge.]]

Chris kept his hair short and didn't alter it significantly for many years, but when he began exploring a [[transgender]] identity, Chris grew his hair out and started bleaching it. Chris's natural hair color is a chestnut brown, although [[Christian Weston Chandler#Early life|early photos]] from his childhood show that it was paler at one point. He seems to be dyeing his hair himself, based on the unprofessional results. The highly visible brown roots seen in pictures suggest that he did not enlist the aid of a professional stylist. Chris's hair is also evidently curly when it's long; he may have done it himself with a curling iron, but Chris is far too lax in his personal grooming for that type of styling regimen. An [[October 2012]] [[Facebook]] profile picture revealed that Chris had grown his hair to his shoulders, and for the next couple of years it remained at approximately this length.

[[File:Chris Long Hair.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris with shoulder length hair.]]

Chris has become resolutely opposed to cutting his hair, seeing it as essential to his transgender identity. In [[May 2011]], Barb forced Chris to let her cut his hair. This resulted in Chris calling Barb a "bitch". He wore a wig for a while after this incident. He also saved a clump of hair clippings and wore it around his neck in hopes that it would grow back faster. <ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_26]]</ref>

{{quote| This was supposed to be the Year of Me; I was making Best Social Progress with the {{w|Mary Tyler Moore}} hairstyle, with Better Self-Confidence; Gone in a snip snip snip of my mother's claws. I also have retrieved the hair clippings shortly after the tragedy, gathered them in a clump, wrapped the clump in a plastic wrap, put it in a plush, satin-like baggie, attached a necklace to it, and [[Chris and religion|I am wearing my clippings as a Charm to prayfully promote quicker hair growth and recovery.]]|Chris, thinking that a 1970s woman's hairstyle helps you get [[China|friends]].}}

Chris sometimes likes to accentuate his hair with a headband, in order to cover up his bald spot. Even before becoming a tomgirl, he admired his girly [[anime wings]] to the point of incorporating them into his comic. At the pride festival and [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]] of 2014, he wore a pair of striking blue and pink [[My Little Pony]] tassels. Sometimes he wears ponytails.

[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2015, showing horrible [[tomgirl]] hair dye and receding hairline.]]
He dyed his hair blue in 2015, for his [[OmegaCon]] cosplay. Of course, he again failed to bleach the hair beforehand. The result is that his hair gradually turned to a sickly green color.

{{quote|But then also the way my hair turned out, after the semi-permanent hair color, kind of makes me look like Sailor Nep-- Neptune.|Chris<ref>[[Arthur Spatchcock]]</ref>}}

[[Image:May19VaccinePhoto.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris after his second vaccine shot, showing his now-grey hair.]]
As of 2020, the green color began to fade, leaving Chris' hair very grey.<ref>[[:File:Praetor3.jpg]]</ref> Hair turning grey at a relatively young age is a sign of poor health, or getting the short end of the stick when it comes to inherited genetics.<ref>[https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/hair-turn-gray-2017091812226 Harvard Health Publishing]</ref> This can be clearly seen in a photo posted to Twitter in May 2021 of Chris posing with his [[Coronavirus]] vaccination card.

[[Image:Midlothian CCTV.png|thumb|200px|Chris on 1 [[May 2023]], a few months after his release from jail, with brown hair]]
When he was [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|sighted in early May 2023 in Midlothian]] by [[Weening|weens]] after his release from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]], his hair appeared to have returned to its natural brown colour. By the end of the month, however, he had dyed it again, this time to a brighter teal colour.
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|Dyed teal in [[May 2023]]]]

===Hair loss===
[[File:A little song and dance (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Pictured in 2015: a prominent bald spot on the top of his head, typically concealed with a headband (which had slipped off in the still image).<ref>[[A little song and dance]]</ref>]]

Chris's encroaching baldness has done little for his already uncomely appearance. Since hitting his late 20s, his hairline has been receding very quickly. When confronted in the [[Mailbag]] ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris asserted that he was not going bald, and he was untroubled. "When it goes, and if I do go bald, I will deal with that when I cross that bridge", he declared.

In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in 2010, a bald spot was seen starting to appear on the back of his head. By 2014, at 32, pictures showed that his hairline had receded dramatically in just a couple of years, and his hair was more poorly managed, looking even more thin, wispy and unkempt, if that's possible. While his hair is long, it has simply stopped growing on the front half of his scalp, creating an extremely bizarre effect. His attempts to brush a few locks forward do little to hide his constantly growing forehead. Catherine claimed in 2014 that it was "halfway" back on his scalp. The bald spot can be clearly seen in a photo of Chris with the [[Praetor]] team in October 2020.

It should be noted that if one alters a photograph of Chris to remove his bastardized bangs, his hair looks almost exactly the same as it did before 2013 – slowly thinning and as greasy as ever.

[[File:CWC0916.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris, in 2016, continuing to bald.]]

2016 saw the rapid acceleration of Chris's receding hairline. Cole Smithey seemed to begin shaving his head regularly around his early to mid-thirties so the timing seems about right for Chris's male pattern baldness to follow suit. Chris's ever poor hygiene and increasingly gross neglect of his remaining and now green mop-like locks certainly did not help. Chris's current hair is less that of a transitioning female, and more of a Doc Brown mixed with seaweed.

A popular theory among [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. Realistically, however, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well, and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] also showed signs of hair loss too. Ominously, [[Chris and health|inactivity]], [[Chris and nutrition|poor diet]], illness and stress are well-known to accelerate the balding process. In addition, there is a strong correlation between the man's age with the eventual extent of the baldness – the earlier it begins in life, the less hair will eventually remain, which does not bode well for Chris's tomgirl dreams.

In recent times, Chris has taken to wearing a cap or pulling his hair forward to cover his receding hairline, and possibly to mimic various anime characters and drawings he's seen of attractive women doing the same thing. It really doesn't do his appearance much good.

==Body and facial hair==
[[File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|thumb|Embarrassed Chris with hairy naked legs.]]

Chris has never found body hair attractive, on himself or anyone else. This is probably connected to [[Chris and gender|his hatred]] of [[JERKS|men]] and their bodies, and it began long before he became a tomgirl. In 2008, he confessed that "shorts are okay, but I don't like to show off my hairy legs."<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> A strange [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card shows him dressed in the costume of a female character, but deeply embarrassed, in part because the dress exposes his legs, which he depicts as covered with hair. He also claimed that "facial hair, to most women, is a Turn Off," which is his [[autistic]] way of saying that he thinks beards are ugly. Consequently, early [[nudes]] of Chris showed that he shaved his torso and pubic region.
[[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris with visible stubble on his chest from shaving or waxing.]]

It is telling that part of his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|costume]] meant to throw off the trolls included a goatee. When he needed to reclaim his identity, he pointedly [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved it off]] for the camera within two weeks, without shaving cream or even ''water'' at the very least.

After becoming a tomgirl, he put more effort into removing his body hair, at least initially. He told [[Jackie]]:
{{quote|I have been experimenting with body hair removal systems. I tried waxing; I had diffculty, only a little pain; I could use some help on getting the hang of it. Then I tried the "As Seen on TV" Smooth Away; it worked some, but not so much; got a rash on my leg from the effort. [[Chris and brand loyalty|I would not recommend the product.]] And lastly, which removed the latter, a hair remover shower cream Nair brand "Shower Power Max", to be specific). It worked great, but I either used a bit much or left some on longer; this was last night. I had worse pain on the rashed leg, and new rashy spots on the other, on the right side of my belly near the button, and on BOTH of my [[manboobs|nipples]]. The pain was excruciating; I was lucky to find comfort and fall asleep with a few [[dreams]]. The areas still hurt some, and I will heal, with sexier legs to look forward to. It's a blessing neither of my arms were pained from the experiment. The pain was equivilant to harsh sunburn. I would have been more comfortable with Waxing in comparison. On the classic 1-10 scale; waxing was a 2; the S.P.Max was an 8.5 (going on 9 with the extended searing pain). At least my arms, legs, torso and pubic are [[Spanish|sin]] hair and real smoooth.|Chris to Jackie|}}

He also said he had given himself a "Brazillian." A Brazilian wax consists of the removal of all pubic hair, something Chris has clearly desired for a long time.

Despite Chris's efforts, photos throughout 2013, 2014 and 2015 consistently showed that, on his face at least, whatever depilatory measures he was taking were an utter failure, as his facial stubble - his "5:00," as he calls it, is always apparent. As with every aspect of his life, his laziness thwarts his dream of looking like [[Britney Spears]].

Chris did, however, have a beard during part of his [[Jail Saga|jail sentence for incest]], after an implied suicide threat led to his privilege of using razors being restricted.<ref>[[Goddess Log#Misc.]]</ref>

==Hair mail==
Chris told Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], that his mother had recently cut his hair and he had saved locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls could have them as a souvenir, he even went to the trouble of wrapping each individual lock in plastic along with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big C himself. Chris's [[Trolls|faithful fangirls]] couldn't refuse the offer.

Due to the Mexican postal service, it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock - or perhaps it wasn't. Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of [http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode06/usc_sec_06_00001203----000-.html United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7)] did not cause any national or international incidents.

While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 were ever sent. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English on one side and in Chris's version of Spanish on the other. Each side had a [[Sonichu]] drawing, but the [[Spanish]] side had [[Chris and race|Sonichu in a sombrero]].

<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery of hair==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."
Image:FutureCWC.jpg|What Chris would look like by now if he wasn't a [[tomgirl]].
File:Flirt1.jpeg|In 2014. With his makeup, [[Chris and fashion|second-hand stripy shirt]] and poorly managed hair, Chris ends up looking more like a [[Obesity|fat]] clown than a woman.
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|Pigtails
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|{{w|Conan the Barbarian (1982 film)|"Chris-Chan, what is best in life?"}} "To [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] your enemies, see them vaporized in the [[Dimensional Merge]] before you, and to hear the lamentations of their [[sweetheart]]s."
File:Praetor3.jpg|In 2020. Note the graying and the bald spot.
2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|In 2021, luscious flowing hair
Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|In 2023, after coming out of [[jail]]: dyed blue with a ragged ponytail
File:Cwclight - G3 My Little Pony - 2014 Housefire1 - IMG 5407.jpeg|One inspired the other.
Custom Neco Arc medallion.jpeg|In 2025, raggy and curly
File:21 March 2026 Reddit post2.jpg|Chris's hair in March 2025.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[HairDifference]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Health}}
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Template:Picture of the now

2026-03-19T21:41:45Z

Eamoo:

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2026-03-16T19:40:56Z

Eamoo:

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Template:Da update

2026-03-12T22:20:43Z

Eamoo:

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br><div style="text-align:center">It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]]. It has been...
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<div style="font-size:0.88em">
|[[Jesus Christ Chan - Post TLUM Movie Premiere Q&A|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-1-05 18:00:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris has last livestreamed.''

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''Record Streak: 233 days''

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|[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2026-2-19 12:53:00}}</div>]] ''day(s) since Chris last tried to "[[Redemption Arc|redeem]]" himself.''
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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''6 March''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1]]'''.
* '''27 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue]]'''.
* '''24 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Spiritual Love Day, February 24]]''' and '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8]]'''.
* '''23 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2]]'''.
* '''21 February'''
** It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting [[I Reiterate‎‎]] and several (but not all) posts relating to his [[redemption arc]].
** Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎]]'''.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''15 January''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C.|Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5]] from [[April 2011]].

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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

March 2026 social media posts

2026-03-06T23:24:24Z

Eamoo:

{{ongoing}}
This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[March 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[X]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).
==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1==
6 March<br>
6:47 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Plus, Part 1|#ChaosCrystalControl Act Plus, Part 1]] is now up on [[YouTube]]. And after this part, someone else from the future arrives.
⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>youtube.com/watch?si=QRVj7dAxzmnhpEv8&v=vqiyrEHclGA&feature=youtu.be</nowiki> }}

{{Social media}}

August 2024

2026-03-06T23:19:03Z

Eamoo: nun

[[File:Cwc-aug2024.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris in August, celebrating his [[Youtube|silver play button]].]]
[[File:Cwcflutterface-aug2024.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris and Flutter in August.]]
'''August''' is the eighth month of [[2024]].

== Notable events ==
* '''1 August''' - The third anniversary of [[Incest Arrest|Chris's arrest]].
* '''6 August''' - Chris makes a tweet saying he does not approve of the fan game ''[[Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_Adult_Chronicles#(Fanmade)_CWC_Adult_Chronicles|Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#Chris doesn't approve fan game]]</ref>
* '''9 August''' - The first anniversary of [[Jail Saga#Dismissal|Chris's case dismissal]].
* '''13 August''' - Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at River Ridge Mall.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#River Ridge Mall (August)]]</ref>
*'''14 August''' - Chris's [[YouTube#CwcvilleGuardian (February 2012 – July 2021; September 2023 – Present)|CwcvilleGuardian YouTube channel]] hits 100k subscribers<ref>https://archive.fo/tXiy9</ref> and he brags about it on Twitter.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#100K subs]]</ref> Chris also says that [[YouTube]] owes him a {{w|YouTube Creator Awards|YouTube Play Button}}.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#100K subs]]</ref>
*'''15 August''' - Chris makes tweets about reporting a [[G5]] post because he doesn't like it.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#When you Like a Tweet...]]</ref><ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#When you Dislike a Tweet... report it]]</ref>
*'''17 August'''
** Chris starts up his public [[Tarot]] readings again.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#Trust Tarot card]]</ref>
** Bodycam footage of the [[2021]] [[Incest Arrest|incest arrest]] is released.<ref>[[Incest Arrest#Bodycam video]]</ref>
*'''19 August''' - Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at Valley View Mall. Chris was approached and a brief interaction was recorded. Later in the day, another photograph captures the first sight of Flutter's face since [[October 2023]]. <ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Valley View Mall]]</ref>
*'''22 August''' - Chris and [[Flutter]] are spotted at a Goodwill in [[Lynchburg]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Goodwill]]</ref>
*'''25 August'''
** Chris is spotted at a Target in [[Lynchburg]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Target (August)]]</ref>
**Chris reveals that he plans to vote for Kamala Harris in the upcoming presidential election.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#Support for Kamala Harris]]</ref>
*'''27 August'''
** Chris signs the Certificate of Authenticity for updated pictures for the [[OfficialCWCmart#Temple of Sonichu Sacred Rocks|Temple of Sonichu Sacred Rocks]] and [[OfficialCWCmart#Spiritual Talismans|Spiritual Talismans]] items.
** Chris receives a new Tarot Deck which he waited months for.<ref>[[August 2024 social media posts#Justice Tarot card]]</ref>
*'''31 August''' - Chris uploads [[ITS DA BUTTON]], a video celebrating receiving his Silver Play Button from [[YouTube]].

==Activity==
===Chats===
*None

===Posts===
*[[August 2024 social media posts]]
*[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube]]

===Sightings===
*[[Sightings (2024)#August]]

===Videos===
*[[Sightings (2024)#Valley View Mall|CWC Flutter Valley View Mall video clip]]
*[[ITS DA BUTTON]]
*[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 2]]
*[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 3]]
*[[MINECRAFT Cubepy Build Part 4]]
{{References}}
{{timeline}}

[[Category:2024| 08]]

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Son-Chu

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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]
{{Quote|Son-Chu would keep Chris safeguarded on his trips to Charlottesville and back or on other road trips from time to time before when Chris was able to transform into his Sonichu form and run at mach speeds, personally. |[[CWC Blog (Cwclight)|Chris in 2025]]}}
'''Son-Chu''' is the name [[Chris]] has given to his cars. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]" (or, most recently "SONCIHU"). Son-Chu's most well-known incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in [[November 2021]] following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.<ref name=27nov>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>

It is not known when Chris got his driver's license. The earliest he could have gotten it was 24 February [[1998]], his sixteenth birthday. However, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], completed in May [[2000]], Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall [[2000]] in order to drive himself to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. In the [[Talk:Jessie Ruddy|Jessie Ruddy chatlogs]], which are of uncertain authenticity, Chris claims that he got his license at 18.

While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.

==Name backstory==
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]

Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.

Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.

**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}

The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.

==Iterations of Son-Chu==
===Chevrolet Impala===
In the [[December 2023 livestreams]], Chris said that "around [[2000]] Son-Chu had taken the form of a Chevrolet imp in blue." In 2025, Chris confirmed that Son-Chu's first form was a blue [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Impala#Seventh_generation_(Impala_SS,_1994–1996)|Chevy Impala]], presumably the 1994–96 Impala SS model.<ref>[[CWC Blog (Cwclight)]]</ref>

===Ford Escort===
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|Second Son-Chu.]]
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>

[[File:126473378631.JPG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Chris racing in the virgin-mobile.]]

Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/>

[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]

Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles (420,000 km) on it.

===Cadillac Seville===
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]

According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from [[February 2012]], Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer drivable and needed too much work to be roadworthy again - that, or Chris, as inept as he is, simply couldn't figure out how to get it repaired or have someone fix it for him. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall [[2011]], as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in [[June 2011]], at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In [[September 2013]], it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac_Seville#Fourth_generation_(1992–1997)|1992–97 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since [[2012]]. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of [[14 Branchland Court]], confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.

In [[September 2014]], Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in [[December 2014|December of 2014]]. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in [[December 2016|December of 2016]]. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://archive.ph/DUF89/</ref>

===Ford Focus===
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}

On 24 [[September 2014]], Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref>

This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.

In [[July 2018]], Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In [[November 2018]], [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:

{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}

The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. Considering Chris's history of automotive maintenance (particularly his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First), plus Bob no longer being around to do it for him, it's more than likely that the engine damage resulted from simply being neglected.

The car was sold at auction over the winter and repaired. In [[May 2019]], the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors in Maryland, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold in [[July 2019|July]] of that year to someone who would probably treat it better. The car is still on the road to this day, beating the odds and surviving Chandler ownership.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref> Chris never bought anything to replace it and instead started driving Barb's minivan during the winter of 2018-2019.

===Barb's Dodge Caravan===
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]

Barb owned a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220525060721/https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://archive.is/2ohFq</ref>

Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].

[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]
After the death of Chris's Focus in [[November 2018]], the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb. Most likely this was a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his tugboat on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]].

In [[August 2019]], the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref>

{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}}

A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this would have cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref>

On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>

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File:Chris car April 2021-1.jpg|Photos taken by a fan on 3 [[April 2021]].
File:Chris car April 2021-2.jpg
File:Chris car April 2021-3.jpg|Plastic covering the damaged rear window.
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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the [[August 2021]] [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[Incest call]] completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 [[August 2021]], leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 [[August 2021]], a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.

The van was returned to the Chandler Household around, or exactly on 29 [[August 2021]], this time with Barb's plates put back onto it.

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[[File:BarbVanLateAug2021.jpeg|thumb|250px|the Van back at [[14 Branchland Court]].]]
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On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.<ref name=27nov></ref> The van was totaled and Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.

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File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord1.jpg|Carfax report on the [[November 2021]] crash.
File:2002DodgeCaravanCrashRecord2.jpg|Carfax report, part 2
File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png|Barb's Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.
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===Chevrolet Aveo===
Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Aveo_(T200)#T250|Chevrolet Aveo (T250)]]. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 [[August 2023]], has 138,482 miles (222,865 km), and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref>
[[File:IMG 8573.jpg|thumb|150px]]
[[Naïve|Instead of reporting his SONICHU license plate as stolen]], Chris opted for a brand new plate with the misspelling 'SONCIHU.' The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself.

On 4 [[September 2023]], the Aveo was sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court]]</ref> On 19 [[September 2023|September]], the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot]]</ref>

Chris's car has been sighted at a [[Big Island]] house which is co-owned by [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC. It was first observed there by a Google Streetview camera in [[October 2023]] which captured an image of the car parked with a tarp over it (but with a wheel visible). Subsequently, in [[November 2023|November]], a Discord user photographed a clear image of the car - showing the license plates were covered while parked at the home. In [[May 2024]], a [[Reddit]] user would take photographs of the car at the home showing that the license plates were no longer covered.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1cvu4zt/chris_chan_car_sighting/ ([https://archive.ph/gFAVz archive])</ref>

According to Chris, this car is Autobot Soldier Clyde.<ref>[[January_2026_social_media_posts#Son-Chu's powers and abilities]]</ref><ref>[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Autobot Soldier Clyde]]</ref>

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|At [[14 Branchland Court]], [[September 2023]]
File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|With object taped to dash, [[September 2023]]
File:Coveredsonchu.png|Image by Google Streetview, [[October 2023]]
File:Official CWCki Server - 27Nov23 - HousePic1.jpg|Photographed at the [[Big Island]] house, [[November 2023]]
File:BigIslandHouseSoncihuMay19. Pic1.jpg|Photographed at the [[Big Island]] house, [[May 2024]]
File:1 November 2024 SONCIHU sighting.jpeg|Photographed at a [[Wendy's]] drive-thru, [[November 2024]]
File:SONCIHU at the Big Island house 17 November 2024.jpeg|Photographed at the [[Big Island]] house, [[November 2024]]
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==Handicap parking permit==
Being [[Autism|autistic]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.

==Dashboard==
[[File:Pace car.jpeg|thumb]]

In [[2017]], Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.

[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror.

Interesting to note is that [https://archive.is/RqZjB Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.
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==Vanity plate==
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}

[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]
[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|200px|Another vanity plate seen in a frame at 14 Branchland Court in footage shown in the second episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]''.]]
[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|200px|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]

The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]])<ref>[[Get in touch with Bobby C]]</ref> and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot.

About a day after Chris's arrest, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan. An autistic user named Airsoft Al was framed for it by '''Chase Lopez''' of being Abstract Airsoft.

Following the [[Jail Saga]], with the introduction of the Chevrolet Aveo, a new iteration of the SONICHU plate was created, this time bearing the name "SONCIHU".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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==Bumper stickers==
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.

From left to right:

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[https://archive.is/ECj6V]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world.
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]

In [[2016]], an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:

[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]

* Atlas Comics<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100110134110/http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a now-defunct local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).
* Brown<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100106062022/http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being.
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.
* WTJU<ref>[https://archive.is/w0ct5]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].
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==Distracted driving==
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.

While driving to the [[2019]] [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://archive.is/PKV6R</ref>:

{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}

After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.

In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://archive.is/tGNBz</ref>}}

===Collisions and near-misses===
Chris and Barb have wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:

* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:
{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}
* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref>
* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>
* On 23 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] failed to yield the right-of-way<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><ref>https://archive.is/VXneP/</ref>

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==Other incidents==
* On 10 December [[2002]], Barb was pulled over in [[wikipedia:Louisa County, Virginia|Louisa County]] and charged with a defective right-side brake light. She ultimately paid $47.00 in court costs.<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref>
* On 26 [[February 2009]], Chris locked himself out of his car during the [[Ohio trip]].
* In [[April 2019]], Chris lost his wallet at a gas station in [[wikipedia:Newport News, Virginia|Newport News, Virginia]] after placing it on top of his van, forgetting it, and driving away. The wallet was turned into the local police station where Chris retrieved it later that month.<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#Chris Loses His Wallet]]</ref>

==Other cars==
===Barb's BMW===
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

===Barb's Aerostar===
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|left|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.

===The Mitsu===
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.

==In the comic==
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].

[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref>

{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}

==Toy Son-Chu==
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]

Chris created a Son-Chu figure in [[March 2017]]. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.

Son-Chu's bio reads:

{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}

It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://archive.is/IFJG4</ref>.

He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.

====Past Ideas Reemerging Series====
[[File:PastIdeasReemergingImage1.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magichan]] visits Son-Chu and team to share his wisdom.]]

Chris used the Son-Chu figure as a main character in his [[2024]] video series, [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging]].

{{quotebox|Son-chu: "Thank you, Magichan... yeah... and ofcourse it be... among the sage-ness- the psychic ones that tend to want leave the most direct details and clues... overlooked for us to figure out for ourselves."}}

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File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.
File:Escortvscaravan.jpg|Tonight on top gear, we review the Son-chu's
File:Son-chu pose.jpg| Son-Chu and the CWC Defens
File:IMG_8573.jpg|The car [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Son-Chu_sighting|seen]] driving [[August 2023]]
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== Sources ==
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==See also==
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* [[Car Pranks]]
* [[Hot Wheels]]

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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]
{{Quote|Son-Chu would keep Chris safeguarded on his trips to Charlottesville and back or on other road trips from time to time before when Chris was able to transform into his Sonichu form and run at mach speeds, personally. |[[CWC Blog (Cwclight)|Chris in 2025]]}}
'''Son-Chu''' is the name [[Chris]] has given to his cars. Chris has driven several cars over the years, all bearing vanity plates reading "[[sonichu|SONICHU]]" (or, most recently "SONCIHU"). Son-Chu's most well-known incarnation was a [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]] that Chris drove until 2013, when he replaced it with a white [[wikipedia:Cadillac Seville|Cadillac Seville]], until it died from a cracked engine block. From [[September 2014]] to [[November 2018]], Chris drove a [[wikipedia:Ford Focus|2010 Ford Focus sedan]], until its engine died. The Chandlers subsequently shared one vehicle: [[Barb]]'s Dodge Grand Caravan, although Chris transferred the SONICHU plates onto it, thus making it the fourth and final incarnation of Son-Chu, until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] and a thief stealing the unattended vehicle's plates, at which point the plates have been replaced and the van is now Barb's alone. The van was totaled in [[November 2021]] following a T-bone collision which left Barb injured with broken ribs and a concussion.<ref name=27nov>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref>

It is not known when Chris got his driver's license. The earliest he could have gotten it was 24 February [[1998]], his sixteenth birthday. However, in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]], completed in May [[2000]], Chris documents himself riding home from school on the (short) bus, suggesting that he still had not learned to drive. At the latest, Chris would have needed to obtain a license by fall [[2000]] in order to drive himself to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. In the [[Talk:Jessie Ruddy|Jessie Ruddy chatlogs]], which are of uncertain authenticity, Chris claims that he got his license at 18.

While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[Chris and...|elsewhere]] in this very wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle which has been used to accidentally [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|cause]] [[28_October_2011|personal injury]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.

==Name backstory==
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a one-ton mobile weapon).]]

Since Chris is a huge fan of ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my Cool [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car]]".<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.

Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.

**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.}}

The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" remains unknown; it could be a reference to Full-Tilt<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Full-Tilt</ref> and/or Wipe-Out,<ref>transformers.wikia.com/wiki/Wipe-Out</ref> both Transformers with hyphenated names that turn into cars.

==Iterations of Son-Chu==
===Chevrolet Impala===
In the [[December 2023 livestreams]], Chris said that "around [[2000]] Son-Chu had taken the form of a Chevrolet imp in blue." In 2025, Chris confirmed that Son-Chu's first form was a blue [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Impala#Seventh_generation_(Impala_SS,_1994–1996)|Chevy Impala]], presumably the 1994–96 Impala SS model.<ref>[[CWC Blog (Cwclight)]]</ref>

===Ford Escort===
[[File:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|250px|Second Son-Chu.]]
A second-generation [[Wikipedia:Ford_Escort_(North_America)#Second_generation_(1991–1996)|Ford Escort LX]] (manufactured between 1991 and 1996), it was the former car of and a hand-me-down from his mother [[Barb]].<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>

[[File:126473378631.JPG|thumb|right|Artist's depiction of Chris racing in the virgin-mobile.]]

Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believed that the fact that Chris drove a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic fail. Chris did not save up his [[tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding he had more [[PSN|important]] [[Sex toys|things]] to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car can lead to getting [[china]] to [[PS3 Hump|screw]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris's mother paid for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/>

[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]

Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's condition was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; while a vibration at idle is a known design flaw with that year of Ford Escort, it is very possible that the motor mounts are shot (another common problem on that year of Escort), and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|junk]], replacing his motor mounts would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile had at least 260,000 miles (420,000 km) on it.

===Cadillac Seville===
[[File:IMG_5312.JPG|thumb|250px|Chris's second Son-Chu, a Cadillac Seville, seen outside the still fire-ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]].]]

According to a [[Facebook statuses|Facebook status]] from [[February 2012]], Chris no longer owned, or at least no longer drove that particular Son-Chu. Why Chris bought another car and Escort Son-Chu's fate is unclear. However, said Facebook status suggests that he may have bought another car to avoid detection by [[jerkop]]s. Considering how many miles the Escort had on it and how poorly Chris maintained it, there's a very high likelihood it was simply no longer drivable and needed too much work to be roadworthy again - that, or Chris, as inept as he is, simply couldn't figure out how to get it repaired or have someone fix it for him. Chris likely got rid of that Son-Chu sometime before fall [[2011]], as according to a leaked email, Chris was driving Barb's [[Wikipedia:Ford Aerostar|Ford Aerostar]] during the infamous GaMe PLaCe incident in October of that year. The car was photographed by Google Maps in [[June 2011]], at which time was still owned by Chris, being its last public sighting. In [[September 2013]], it was discovered that Son-Chu's "Sonichu" vanity plates had been transferred to a white [[Wikipedia:Cadillac_Seville#Fourth_generation_(1992–1997)|1992–97 Cadillac Seville]], which Chris posted several pictures of himself driving since [[2012]]. At the same time, Son-Chu was not spotted in the yard of [[14 Branchland Court]], confirming that it is no longer in the Chandlers' possession. The rear bumper and trunk of the Seville had two hastily-pasted on stickers, with the first being another Christian Fish, and the second being an unreadable bumper sticker partially hidden by the closed trunk door.

In [[September 2014]], Chris listed the Cadillac Seville on [[Craigslist]], also noting that he and his family "invested thousands of dollars in not only a new CD Player/Radio, but Multiple repairs at a Cadillac dealership. But while it did run very well for a long time, a mechanic messed up on repairing it. Now it has a cracked engine block and requires a new battery and fresh gasoline." Cracked engine blocks were actually a fairly common issue with this generation of Cadillacs due to the [[Wikipedia:Northstar engine series#Head gasket issues|Northstar V8 engine]] having major design flaws, meaning the damage was most likely not caused by Chandler neglect, nor the fault of a mechanic as Chris claims.
[[File:SevilleFinalState.jpeg|thumb|250px|The Seville before being scrapped.]]
The Chandlers did eventually sell the Seville for an unknown amount to another buyer in [[December 2014|December of 2014]]. The block damage was repaired and the vehicle was driven for another 2 years and 20,000 miles before being written off in an accident, sustaining significant damage to the front right quarter. After that, it was sent to the auto auction website Copart (As pictured), eventually being sold to a scrapper in Richmond for $150 in [[December 2016|December of 2016]]. The vehicle was allegedly still able to move under its own power, though the aftermarket CD player Chris purchased was missing.<ref>https://archive.ph/DUF89/</ref>

===Ford Focus===
[[File:SonChu_at_Too_Many_Games.jpg|thumb|250px|A [[fan]] poses with Son-Chu at [[Too Many Games]], 22 [[June 2018]]. Note the extremely poor bay parking, which would be marked down as a fault on a practical driving test.]]
{{Quote|And for those of you who simply MUST KNOW: the new vehicle idea was my mother's; she wanted a new van originally, but I really liked the Focus.|Chris<ref>[[September_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>}}

On 24 [[September 2014]], Chris had purchased a used [[Wikipedia:Ford Focus (second generation, North America)|second generation Ford Focus]] (a 2010 4-door sedan SE) implying that the Cadillac Seville may have been sold. Chris paid $9,000 for the Focus, paying over $100 a month.<ref>[[Catherine]]</ref>

This leads one to wonder how Chris was ever able to afford any new cars at all, let alone two of them; when he has now subjected to begging for donations and/or Legos on Facebook, let alone Barb's dental operation.

In [[July 2018]], Chris recorded [[My Car is Heating Up Worse; PLEASE BUY from my eBay and HELP!]] Although [[fans]] gave him enough money to get it repaired, it merely prolonged the inevitable. In [[November 2018]], [[The Captain]] reported that the car's engine was permanently broken:

{{quote|The day before [[Chandler Cats#Patches|Patches]] died the engine in the Focus crapped out. Something in the range of 4k to fix so he's sending it to auction hoping his fame will bring about more money than what it's worth (scrap) to pay off the rest is the loan.}}

The car only had about 110,000 miles on it or so when it was sold off. Considering Chris's history of automotive maintenance (particularly his year-overdue oil change for Son-Chu The First), plus Bob no longer being around to do it for him, it's more than likely that the engine damage resulted from simply being neglected.

The car was sold at auction over the winter and repaired. In [[May 2019]], the Focus was purchased by D&D Motors in Maryland, a used-car dealership, where it was eventually sold in [[July 2019|July]] of that year to someone who would probably treat it better. The car is still on the road to this day, beating the odds and surviving Chandler ownership.<ref>[http://archive.ph/akZTA Car listing]</ref> Chris never bought anything to replace it and instead started driving Barb's minivan during the winter of 2018-2019.

===Barb's Dodge Caravan===
[[File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's Ford Focus and Barb's Dodge Caravan in a photo from June 2017.]]

Barb owned a [[2002]] [[Wikipedia:Chrysler minivans (RS)|Dodge Grand Caravan]], which had the license plate "B WESTON".<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20220525060721/https://findbyplate.com/US/VA/BWESTON/ info]</ref> She was seen behind the wheel in [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE!]]. Chris apparently borrowed the car on occasion, possibly for grocery runs.<ref>https://archive.is/2ohFq</ref>

Chris borrowed the car to drive to [[BronyCon]] due to Son-Chu being under repair. While on his way home from the con (held in Baltimore, Maryland), the car broke down at a [[Sheetz]] gas station in Bealeton, VA, prompting Chris to beg online for donations to cover a tow bill and record [[Waiting for the tow truck]].

[[File:Sonichu van.png|thumb|left|150px|The Dodge Caravan with Sonichu plates as seen in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Chris's Google Intro video.]]]]
After the death of Chris's Focus in [[November 2018]], the van became the primary vehicle of both Chris and Barb. Most likely this was a result of both Barb driving less as she enters the geriatric stage and Chris opting to spend his tugboat on [[Lego|more]] [[List of Chris's video games|pressing]] [[McDonald's|matters]] instead of obtaining a newer, more reliable car.
[[File:Son-Chu_at_courthouse,_19_June_2019.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The back of the Dodge Caravan as of Chris's [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|June 2019 debt hearing]].]]
Chris replaced the Dodge's B WESTON plate with a Sonichu one, cementing it as the fourth iteration of Son-Chu. The car with its new plate is visible in the background of a Pokemon Go photo Chris took in [[April 2019]].

In [[August 2019]], the day after Chris's 280-mile trip to [[BronyCon]], the car suffered a mechanical issue. Chris stated:<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]]</ref>

{{quotebox|after starting the van, I’m whammed in the face with a sulfuric Odor. Ugh! [[Sylvana]] and I confirmed that there is now something wrong with the Air Conditioner, so we will have it checked at the local auto repair soon.}}

A sulfuric odor could indicate a broken [[Wikipedia:catalytic converter|catalytic converter]] or fuel pressure sensor; this would have cost hundreds of dollars to fix/replace and contribute further to the [[Financhu Crisis]].
[[File:AutoRepairPapers.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The bill for the exhaust/brake repairs.]]
The following month, Barb took the van in for maintenance on a turn signal bulb and was informed that the exhaust and brake system would need to be replaced, costing around $1,000. Chris took to Twitter to beg for the money.<ref>[[September 2019 social media posts#Van's in bad shape]]</ref>

On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris damaged the van, denting its trunk door and smashing its rear windshield, by backing up into a big rig trailer. He and Barb took it to a body shop to have the trunk door replaced.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>

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Chris planned to drive the van to attend the [[August 2021]] [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Seattle, WA, which would have been a 41-hour drive crossing mountainous terrain. However, [[Null]] vetoed the plan out of safety concerns and arranged for a flight instead.<ref>[[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]]</ref> However, the [[Incest call]] completely derailed these plans and the trip was cancelled. Instead, Chris took his car to a hotel in Richmond, where he parked it in a spot where he could wait out a few nights before he could return to [[14 Branchland Court|his home]]. Chris was arrested on 1 [[August 2021]], leaving the car unattended. Sometime between then and 3 [[August 2021]], a [[4-cent_garbage|4channer]] stole the vanity license plates off of the vehicle.

The van was returned to the Chandler Household around, or exactly on 29 [[August 2021]], this time with Barb's plates put back onto it.

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On 23 [[November 2021]], Barb, not having her son to drive her anywhere, experienced a traffic accident with a tractor-trailer. The van got T-boned on its left side, with the airbags not deployed, resulting in Barb breaking two of her ribs and getting a concussion.<ref name=27nov></ref> The van was totaled and Barb was charged with Fail to Yield Right-of-Way for the incident and paid a $30 fine and $76 in court costs.

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===Chevrolet Aveo===
Following the [[Jail Saga]], on 25 [[August 2023]], Chris was spotted driving a [[2006]] [[Wikipedia:Chevrolet_Aveo_(T200)#T250|Chevrolet Aveo (T250)]]. Records showed that the vehicle was purchased on 19 [[May 2023]] for $3,500.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

According to Carfax, the Aveo, as of 3 [[August 2023]], has 138,482 miles, and in typical Chris fashion, is overdue for an oil change.<ref>[[:File:Chevrolet_Aveo_Mileage.png]]</ref>
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[[Naïve|Instead of reporting his SONICHU license plate as stolen]], Chris opted for a brand new plate with the misspelling SONCIHU. The license plate also has a specialty design promoting the Friends of the Blue Ridge nonprofit, with a blue and gold color scheme reminiscent of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself.

On 4 [[September 2023]], the Aveo was sighted at [[14 Branchland Court]].<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#14_Branchland_Court]]</ref> On 19 [[September 2023|September]], the Aveo was spotted at an unspecified parking lot and photographed. The photo shows Chris had duct-taped something to his dash, and also that the paint on the hood was peeling in large amounts.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Unspecified parking lot]]</ref>

Chris's car has been sighted at a [[Big Island]] house which is co-owned by [[Caden Peck]] and an LLC. It was first observed there by a Google Streetview camera in [[October 2023]] which captured an image of the car parked with a tarp over it (but with a wheel visible). Subsequently, in [[November 2023|November]], a Discord user photographed a clear image of the car - showing the license plates were covered while parked at the home. In [[May 2024]], a [[Reddit]] user would take photographs of the car at the home showing that the license plates were no longer covered.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichuSFW/comments/1cvu4zt/chris_chan_car_sighting/ ([https://archive.ph/gFAVz archive])</ref>

According to Chris, this car is Autobot Soldier Clyde.<ref>[[January_2026_social_media_posts#Son-Chu's powers and abilities]]</ref><ref>[[Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Autobot Soldier Clyde]]</ref>

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File:Bxn1aghz1amb1.png|At [[14 Branchland Court]], [[September 2023]]
File:Soncihu 19-Sept-23 (reduced size).jpg|With object taped to dash, [[September 2023]]
File:Coveredsonchu.png|Image by Google Streetview, [[October 2023]]
File:Official CWCki Server - 27Nov23 - HousePic1.jpg|Photographed at the [[Big Island]] house, [[November 2023]]
File:BigIslandHouseSoncihuMay19. Pic1.jpg|Photographed at the [[Big Island]] house, [[May 2024]]
File:1 November 2024 SONCIHU sighting.jpeg|Photographed at a [[Wendy's]] drive-thru, [[November 2024]]
File:SONCIHU at the Big Island house 17 November 2024.jpeg|Photographed at the [[Big Island]] house, [[November 2024]]
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==Handicap parking permit==
Being [[Autism|autistic]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [https://archive.is/ux8X9 Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents of severely autistic children who are at risk of, for example, bolting into traffic or [[26 December 2014|having meltdowns in public]]. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals.<ref>[https://archive.is/ZKGTF Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref><ref>[https://archive.is/0zzHr Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]</ref> Given this, it's likely that Barb applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their fat, lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.

==Dashboard==
[[File:Pace car.jpeg|thumb]]

In [[2017]], Chris had a [[Skylanders avatar]] of himself mounted on the dashboard. The figure, designed in-game by Chris and meant to resemble his [[Tomgirl]] persona, was 3D-printed by the Skylanders company and cost him $50.

[[File:Cwchomersimpson.jpg|thumb|left|Homer, awaiting his ill gotten fate.]]
A [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] figurine used to reside on Chris's dashboard. There also appeared to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror.

Interesting to note is that [https://archive.is/RqZjB Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's high-functioning life, he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.
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==Vanity plate==
{{quote|I’ve had a few license plates stolen from my car over the years, and had to buy new ones.|Chris<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings]]</ref>}}

[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|200px|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]
[[File:The Chris Chan Conspiracy - Framed Son-Chu License Plate.png|thumb|200px|Another vanity plate seen in a frame at 14 Branchland Court in footage shown in the second episode of ''[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]''.]]
[[File:4channer_steals_plate.png|thumb|200px|A vanity plate thief shows off the stolen plate on [[4chan]].]]

The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|vanity plate]] read "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever'''. This habit of having a vanity plate stems from family. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] had a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the [[Wikipedia:United Nations|United Nations]])<ref>[[Get in touch with Bobby C]]</ref> and another reading "I B MR C" ("I be Mr. C", as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]).<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref> Barb has or had a vanity plate reading "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#B Weston License Plate]]</ref> It is worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state (16.2% of all eligible vehicles as of 2007), so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

Chris's plate was fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

The SONICHU plate was a favorite target for thieves. One such theft occurred to the Dodge Caravan after Chris was arrested for incest on 1 August 2021, which resulted in the van being unattended at a motel parking lot.

About a day after Chris's arrest, a once anonymous troll going by the alias Airsoft Al, left a sticky note on his car and stole his license plate. Not too long after he posted about it on 4chan. An autistic user named Airsoft Al was framed for it by '''Chase Lopez''' of being Abstract Airsoft.

Following the [[Jail Saga]], with the introduction of the Chevrolet Aveo, a new iteration of the SONICHU plate was created, this time bearing the name "SONCIHU".<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Soncihu License Plate]]</ref>

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==Bumper stickers==
The Ford Escort featured a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.

From left to right:

* [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[https://archive.is/ECj6V]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably buys his [[Britney Spears]] CDs.
* An [[America]]n flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world.
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - One of the most disturbing things Chris has put on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]] in [[Chris_and_writing#Exposition|Comic Sans]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his endorsement.
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appeared that Chris rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remained in the same place; however, the American flag had been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" had been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker, likely for obvious reasons. Since this was the first time we'd seen Son-Chu for quite a while, it was impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

[[File:Son-Chu_at_Walmart,_2_June_'17.jpeg|thumb|right|Last image of the Ford Son-Chu, showing its bumper stickers. Note that Chris is indeed parked in a [[Slow-in-the-minds|handicap]] space.]]

In [[2016]], an accidental field agent took the first known picture of Chris's Focus, showing that it had indeed been fitted with the "Sonichu" vanity plates, and a set of new bumper stickers. A later image from [[June 2017]], taken in a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] parking lot, shows that Chris subsequently added several more stickers, largely centered on asserting his current gender identity. Besides these, the Ford Son-Chu was notably heavy on [[Chris and brand loyalty|promotions for businesses and charities]]. From left to right, the current set of bumper stickers is:

[[File:Sonchufocus-rear.jpg|thumb|right|The virgin mobile with the stickers peeled off]]

* Atlas Comics<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100110134110/http://www.atlascomicbooks.com/]</ref> - A barebones text advertisement for a now-defunct local comic book store which Chris presumably patronizes (he mentioned the store in the [[DayOut]] videos, but has never talked about it otherwise).
* Brown<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100106062022/http://www.brownautos.com/]</ref> - The logo of the Brown Auto Group, where either Chris or Barb bought the car. The sticker was almost certainly applied at the dealership, rather than by Chris.
* Pride Flag - A oval-shaped sticker of a [[Tomgirl|transgender]] pride flag.
* SPCA - Evidently, Chris is a devoted supporter of the SPCA, as seen by the sticker with the paw mark inside of the blue hand print. This is surprising as Chris is unable to take care of himself, let alone another living being.
* Pinup Girl - A red outline of a reclining [[Women's Rights|pinup girl]]
* State Farm - The logo of the State Farm insurance company, suggesting that the car was at least at some point covered by insurance.
* Girls Kick Ass - The text "GIRLS KICK ASS", with [[Rainbow|rainbow-patterned]] stripes above and below.
* HRC - The logo of the Human Rights Campaign, an [[SLGBTQ|LGBT]] political advocacy group.
* WTJU<ref>[https://archive.is/w0ct5]</ref> - The logo of a variety music station operated from the [[University of Virginia]], where [[Bob]] once hosted a [[WTJU Marathon|jazz marathon]].
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==Distracted driving==
[[File:drivingtotheextreme.png|thumb|right|Driving to the extreme!]]
Chris has openly discussed fantasizing about his [[Dimensions|dimensional]] beliefs while behind the wheel.

While driving to the [[2019]] [[BronyCon]], Chris, "for an hour or two," had "felt and caught vision" of [[Reldnahc]]'s army trying to invade [[14 Branchland Court]]<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 18</ref>. When a fan pointed out that Chris shouldn't have visions while driving, Chris replied<ref>https://archive.is/PKV6R</ref>:

{{quotebox|I could not help it; I have no control when it starts up, and if I tried to stop or quench it while in progress, I would get a Major Headache.}}

After BronyCon, according to Chris, [[Magi-Chan]] had to help him drive through temporary possession<ref>[[Sonichu 14]], pg 25]]</ref>.

In addition to his fantasies, Chris also plays video games while waiting at stoplights:

{{quoteboxgreen|One thing that did slightly concern me a bit was that on the ride back to the [[BronyCon|con]] center was Chris was hatching eggs on [[Pokemon Go]] on both phones on the center console while at stoplights.<ref>https://archive.is/tGNBz</ref>}}

===Collisions and near-misses===
Chris and Barb have wound up in several fender benders, usually of his own fault, on multiple occasions:

* On an unknown occasion (possibly the July 2005 crash), Chris claimed in a [[Mumble_2#Chris_Crashes_Due_To_Math|Mumble chat]] that he had an accident because his "mind got distracted by being its own calculator".
* On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerks|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.
* About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.
* During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris loudly denied. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.
* During the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb attempted to escape the GAMe PLACe parking lot. While doing so, they hit Snyder twice with their car, resulting in unspecified injuries. Both Chris and Barb received a felony failure to stop charge as a result. During [[This is how the Trial went|their sentencing]], Chris was ordered to pay Snyder's medical bills from the incident.
* In [[September 2013]], Chris caused another fender-bender:
{{quotebox|God is giving me the Middle Finger yet again! I backed up and scratched a car in El Agave Lot! And she's a damn Smoker! Now the damn Jerkop is giving me a hard time, because I am screaming up at Freaking Emanuel God! I want God to just kill me Now if he is going to keep giving me middle fingers and a damned difficult life!!!<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>}}
* In [[August 2019]], Chris backed up into a truck while he was "thinking about the next stop in [his] set of errands". He then left the scene and the Albemarle police tracked him down at his home for his insurance info.<ref name=aug2019car></ref>
* On 28 [[March 2021]], Chris backed up into a big rig trailer, causing a smashed rear window and dented door frame to his vehicle.<ref name=march21fb>[[Misc texts#March 2021 fender bender]]</ref>
* On 23 [[November 2021]], [[Barb]] failed to yield the right-of-way<ref>[[:File:Barbara Chandler Fail to Yield Right-of-Way charge.png]]</ref> in an accident with a tractor trailer, totaling her Dodge Caravan.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021]]</ref><ref>https://archive.is/VXneP/</ref>

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==Other incidents==
* On 10 December [[2002]], Barb was pulled over in [[wikipedia:Louisa County, Virginia|Louisa County]] and charged with a defective right-side brake light. She ultimately paid $47.00 in court costs.<ref>[[:File:Barbchan2.PNG]]</ref>
* On 26 [[February 2009]], Chris locked himself out of his car during the [[Ohio trip]].
* In [[April 2019]], Chris lost his wallet at a gas station in [[wikipedia:Newport News, Virginia|Newport News, Virginia]] after placing it on top of his van, forgetting it, and driving away. The wallet was turned into the local police station where Chris retrieved it later that month.<ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#Chris Loses His Wallet]]</ref>

==Other cars==
===Barb's BMW===
[[File:Facebook 9 Oct B.jpg|thumb|Barb's Beemer]]
Barb formerly owned a 1999 [[Wikipedia:BMW Z3|BMW Z3]], a 5-speed manual 1.9-litre roadster in jet black. She bought the car in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref> and tried to sell it in [[2014]], asking for 10 grand.<ref>[[December_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref>

===Barb's Aerostar===
[[File:Screenshot 46.png|left|thumb|Barb's Aerostar]]
Prior to the Grand Caravan, Barb drove a teal 1992 Ford Aerostar. It's only really notable for being Chris's vehicle of choice during the [[28 October 2011|GAMe PLACe incident.]] Other than that, it only appeared in the background of a handful of videos and photos before being replaced with the Grand Caravan sometime in 2012-2013. The fate of the van is currently unknown and it has most likely been scrapped, though this generation of Ford minivans were actually fairly reliable and it's not out of the question that the van is still on the road somewhere.

===The Mitsu===
[[File:The mitsu.png|thumb|One of very few images of the Mitsu.]] At some point one of the Chandlers, most likely Bob, purchased a silver 1995 Mitsubishi Mirage coupe. Chris apparently drove it from time to time to avoid detection from [[February_2012_Facebook_Posts#The_Wandering_Jerkop.2C_Part_4|Jerkops,]] and he commonly referred to it as the "Mitsu". Very little is known about the car and it's unclear what happened to it, though the Chandlers got rid of it sometime after Bob died. Barb apparently didn't like it as much as her van.

==In the comic==
Son-Chu appears as a minor character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] comics as yet another companion for Chris, and another plagiarized element shoved into his fictional universe. He initially appears simply as Chris's mode of transport, first appearing at the end of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], but in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] transforms into an [[Autobot]] and helps fight against the [[PVCC]] invasion of CWCville. Then, in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], he appears once more to ludicrously transform into a stage for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Chris's band]] to perform "[[Revive Zordon]]" and massacre the workers at the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building. Aesthetically, Son-Chu appears to resemble two characters from ''Transformers'' canon, [[wikipedia:Hotrod (Transformers)|Hotrod]] and [[wikipedia:Jazz (Transformers)|Jazz]].

[[File:Sonchu explain 3.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris quotes the [[CWCki]]]]
Chris read this article in March 2017 and explained how he had designed Son-Chu<ref>[[March 2017 Facebook Posts]].</ref>

{{quotebox|I've read what y'all thought were the inspiration Autobots behind Son-Chu: Jazz and Hot Rod? That is funny. Actually, when originally conceived in my noggin Years ago, I was binging on Transformers Animated during the time, and the only Autobot in mind that inspired the design was T.A. Bumblebee, in reference of how to make the breast part look like the hood while still having the original car hood in vehicle mode (albeit differing color). The remainder of the design actually came from Two past color Custom Autobot pages I designed and printed before then on Transformers.com. Jazz and Hot Rod were FAR away from my mind at the time.}}

==Toy Son-Chu==
[[File:Son-chu package.jpeg|thumb]]

Chris created a Son-Chu figure in [[March 2017]]. It appeared in [[Son-Chu Review]], a ''48-minute''-long video of him playing with toys.

Son-Chu's bio reads:

{{quotebox|The city of Cwcville, VA; defended greatly, between the team of Sonichus and Rosechus, the creator, Chrstine W. Chandler, and a group of five brave Autobots, led by Son-Chu; locally known as the Samurai Pizza Bots, as they work delivering pizzas (and Son-Chu driving Miss Chandler around) while in hiding until when needed. Not only the Decepticons, but transforming robots created by the team of Count Graduon as well, attack the city to try to take it over and break up all loving relationships worldwide. When the offensives are too big for the Sonichus and Rosechus to handle, Son-Chu and his group are there to blast the villains off!}}

It is made from pieces of three different Transformers - Breakaway, Sawback and Hot Rod - and was repainted, costing him over $40 to produce<ref>https://archive.is/IFJG4</ref>.

He offered to make two copies as a raffle prize to promote his [[stamps]] business.

====Past Ideas Reemerging Series====
[[File:PastIdeasReemergingImage1.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magichan]] visits Son-Chu and team to share his wisdom.]]

Chris used the Son-Chu figure as a main character in his [[2024]] video series, [[Transformers - Past Ideas Reemerging]].

{{quotebox|Son-chu: "Thank you, Magichan... yeah... and ofcourse it be... among the sage-ness- the psychic ones that tend to want leave the most direct details and clues... overlooked for us to figure out for ourselves."}}

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File:St patrick's.jpg|A drawing to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, March 2017. Chris did not explain what an Autobot has to do with an Irish-themed celebration.
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
File:Sonchu explain 2.jpeg|Prototype design from a Transformers.com game. Chris kept these for over ''10 years''.
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.
File:SonChuComic9.jpg|Flawless.
File:SC12.png|[[2012]] ''ModNation Racers'' edition.
File:Carsonchu.png|Google Street View from [[June 2011]]. Features Barb reading comix and lots of clutter.
File:Escortvscaravan.jpg|Tonight on top gear, we review the Son-chu's
File:Son-chu pose.jpg| Son-Chu and the CWC Defens
File:IMG_8573.jpg|The car [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Son-Chu_sighting|seen]] driving [[August 2023]]
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== Sources ==
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==See also==
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* [[Car Pranks]]
* [[Hot Wheels]]

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We highly advise ''against'' seeking out Chris, or anyone who is or has previously been associated with him, in any way.</center>
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<center>'''Current Updates'''</center>
* '''27 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue]]'''.
* '''24 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Spiritual Love Day, February 24]]''' and '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8]]'''.
* '''23 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2]]'''.
* '''21 February'''
** It is discovered that Chris has begun backtracking on his meltdown from the past few days, deleting [[I Reiterate‎‎]] and several (but not all) posts relating to his [[redemption arc]].
** Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1‎]]'''.
* '''20 February''' - Chris publishes '''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3]]'''.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or browse the [[Special:RecentChanges|most recent changes to the CWCki]].''</center>

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<center>'''Recently Uncovered Info'''</center>
*'''15 January''' - [[ThePCAssassins]] [[Chat with Bobby C.|Chat with Bobby Part 2 and Part 5]] from [[April 2011]].

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2026

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Eamoo:

{{ongoing}}
[[File:Chris in January 2026.jpg|thumb|Chris in Jan 2026]]
'''2026''' is the current year. Chris' relationship with [[Flutter]] continues.
==January==
{{Main|January 2026}}
Chris uploaded more [[Transformers]] videos, including the [[Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie Plus, Subtitled, aka Cwclight Review Movies|Transformers Legacy United Merged Full Compilation Movie]].
==February==
{{Main|February 2026}}
Chris attempted to return to cons, appearing as the White Power Ranger at [[HarmonyCon]] and was quickly expelled while yelling about "<s>White</s> Light Power!"
[[File:Chris at HarmonyCon 2026.jpeg|thumb|left|Chris at [[HarmonyCon]]]]
==March==
{{Main|March 2026}}

{{References}}
{{timeline}}

Finland

2026-03-02T20:40:18Z

Eamoo:

[[File:Chris Finland.jpeg|thumb|200px|Chris in Helsinki, Finland shopping at Normal]]
{{quote|I have not been to Finland.|Chris<ref>[[Walt's call with cwc! 5/17/25]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I Lied when I was asked about not being in certain places where I was bigfoot photographed. I am not at liberty to talk about those experiences or individuals online. So, Of Course I Lied with that. And I have LOTS to talk about, eventually, if not never about all of that.|Chris, almost admitting it<ref>[[February 2026 social media posts#Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative]]</ref>}}

'''Finland''' (Finnish: ''Suomi'') is a northern European country which borders [[Russia]], {{w|Norway}} and [[PewDiePie|Sweden]]. [[Chris]] has traveled to the country on at least seven occasions since [[2024]], making it the only place outside the [[United States]] which he is known to have visited (not counting [[Dimensions|interdimensional]] [[CWCville|excursions]]). On the first four trips, he was spotted with [[Flutter]] at shopping centers in the capital city of '''{{w|Helsinki}}'''. On the fifth trip, he was spotted shopping with Flutter at a market in '''{{w|Rauma, Finland|Rauma}}'''.

==Background==
Chris's first encounter with Finland was in [[Mailbag 13]], where a fan wrote in under the name "Erik Pikkuvikainen" (a parody of Finnish school shooter [[Wikipedia:Jokela school shooting|Pekka-Eric Auvinen]].)

In [[October 2023]], Chris joined the language-learning app [[Duolingo]], where he focused heavily on learning Finnish.

Chris is seemingly eager to mention his using [[Duolingo]],<ref>[[December_2023_social_media_posts#Duolingo]]</ref><ref>[[January_2024_social_media_posts#Duolingo_100-day_streak]]</ref><ref>[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]]</ref> but does not like to specify which language he is learning.<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#Evading question]]</ref> In a [[YouTube]] livestream on 17 [[February 2024]], when asked if he was learning Finnish currently and why, Chris replied with "I don't know what you're talking about. What're you talking about, guy?"<ref>[[February 2024 livestreams#Part 2]]</ref>

Many observers have theorized that Flutter may be Finnish or Finnish-American; she and Chris were first seen in public together in [[September 2023]], a month before Chris began studying Finnish on Duolingo. Additionally, Flutter was observed in [[December 2023]] flying from {{w|Charlotte Douglas International Airport}} to {{w|Richmond International Airport}}, where she was picked up by Chris. Charlotte Douglas is a major airline hub with service to Helsinki, which lends credence to the hypothesis that she lives in Finland when not visiting Chris.

To date, Chris has remained secretive about his interest in Finland and Finnish, although he did film himself singing two songs in Finnish ([[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan#Silakka Apajalla|Silakka Apajalla]] and [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan#Sakkijarven Polkka|Sakkijarven Polkka]]) as part of his [[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]] series. While the series features Chris attempting to sing songs in multiple foreign languages, most of which he has never studied in Duolingo, Finnish is notably the only language he has attempted more than once. In a [[May 2025]] [[Walt's call with cwc! 2/17/25|call with a ween]], Chris outright denied both traveling to Finland and studying the language on Duolingo, despite the photographic evidence.<ref>[[Walt's call with cwc! 2/17/25#Transcript]]</ref>

In [[July 2025]], a Reddit user spotted Chris with Flutter shopping at a market in Rauma, Finland, and reported that he was "talking to a cashier at the booth, clumsily trying to speak finnish but then asked for english."<ref>[[Sightings_(2025)#Rauma_International_Market,_Rauma,_Finland]]</ref> Rauma is located approximately 255 kilometers (or 160 miles) from Helsinki, a major population center, and is also not a very notable town, having only about 30,000 residents. This makes Chris's presence there a mystery.

==Trips to Finland==

===First Trip (Spring 2024)===
In [[April 2024]], Chris and [[Flutter]] were spotted and briefly filmed shopping at Kauppakeskus Arabia (AKA Arabia Shopping Centre) in Helsinki, although this sighting was not made public until [[October 2024]] as the individual who spotted them was not certain that it was them. The individual stated that Chris was speaking English in the store rather than Finnish.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Arabia Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>

A photo taken in [[April 2024]] of Chris and Flutter at the Mall of Tripla in Helsinki would be made public in [[November 2024]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>

On 30 [[April 2024]], Chris and Flutter were unwittingly recorded attending the opening day of '''{{w|Linnanmäki}}''' (an amusement park in Helsinki) in the background of a random YouTube user's video.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Linnanmäki, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> Over a year later in [[June 2025]], Chris accidentally partially revealed a picture of himself at the amusement park,<ref>[[June 2025 social media posts#Everybody loves my Transformers reviews]]</ref> which lead to the previously mentioned footage being found.

Chris was subsequently spotted at {{w|Dallas Fort Worth International Airport}} on 24 [[May 2024]],<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Dallas Airport]]</ref> wearing the same coat. Dallas Fort Worth is another major airline hub with direct flights to Helsinki, so it is likely that Chris had a layover there on his way back to Virginia.

===Second Trip (Fall 2024)===
On 27 [[September 2024]], Chris was seen in Helsinki by a store employee who leaked a cropped still from the security camera to a co-worker who then posted it to the Internet.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Normal, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> Locals believe the sighting was at the {{w|Mall of Tripla}}, in a store called [[Irony|Normal]].<ref>https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/27nxqc ([https://archive.fo/sOdD5 archive])</ref> The following day, Chris and Flutter were spotted walking at the Mall of Tripla, by an observer who took a brief video clip.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland (September)]]</ref> In both sightings, Chris is wearing a bright blue Superdry sweatshirt with the hood up.

A user on the Finnish imageboard ylilauta alleged having seen Chris at the Linnanmaki amusement park at some point in the summer.<ref>https://ylilauta.org/satunnainen/27nxqc#post-258979838</ref>

Chris was seen back in the United States on 1 [[November 2024]] when he was spotted at a [[Wendy's]] in [[Lynchburg]].<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Wendy's]]</ref>

===Third Trip (Winter 2024)===
On 17 [[December 2024]], Chris and Flutter were seen at {{w|Redi (shopping centre)|Redi}} in {{w|Kalasatama}}, {{w|Helsinki}}, Finland.<ref>[[Sightings (2024)#Redi, Kalasatama, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>

Chris was not seen again after this (in any country) until 14 [[February 2025]], when he was spotted at a pet shop in Lynchburg.

===Fourth Trip (Spring 2025)===
On the night of 29 [[March 2025]], Chris would be confirmed in the US for the last time as he had livestreamed from his home.<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Playthrough]]</ref> On 4 [[April 2025]], a user on Kiwi Farms posted a photograph and details about spotting Chris on Wednesday, 2 April.<ref>[[Finland#Pasila, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> He was seen at the Mall of Tripla. On 17 April, Chris and Flutter were photographed eating at coffee shop Arnold's.<ref>[[Sightings_(2025)#Arnold's, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref> On 10 May, Chris would be confirmed to be back in the US as he had attended the Festival of Light in [[Lynchburg]], Virginia.<ref>[[List of conventions attended by Chris#Conventions Chris has successfully attended]]</ref>

===Fifth Trip (Summer 2025)===
On 23 [[July 2025]], Chris and Flutter were spotted in Rauma, Finland.<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Rauma International Market, Rauma, Finland]]</ref> This is notable for marking the first time Chris had been known to attempt to speak Finnish in public, and the first time he had been known to go outside of Helsinki.

Chris would be confirmed back in America on 13 [[August 2025]], as him and Flutter were spotted and recorded at a Walmart in Lynchburg.<ref>[[Sightings_(2025)#Walmart_(August)]]</ref> However, they were also allegedly spotted by a Twitter user at a Walmart in Lynchburg almost two weeks prior on August 1.<ref>https://archive.fo/2puwF</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/XkFgP</ref><ref>https://archive.fo/qURv2</ref>

===Sixth Trip (Fall 2025)===
{{incomplete|[[Sightings_(2025)#Finland (September)]]}}

===Seventh Trip (Winter 2025)===
A screenshot from Chris's phone on 5 [[December 2025]] shows the time as 18:33(6:33 PM) in it. At that moment, the local time in Virginia was 11:33 AM, which aligns with Finland's time zone rather than Virginia's. Also it shows the Finnish telecommunications company Elisa rather than Chris's usual carrier, T-Mobile. This suggests Chris was in Finland around this time.<ref>[[December 2025 social media posts#A Green Mile]]</ref> Another screenshot from 12 [[December 2025]] again showed Elisa as the carrier, this time showing 01:16(1:16 AM) in it instead of Virginia's time of 6:16 PM.<ref>[[December 2025 social media posts#Now, we rise]]</ref> A screenshot from 19 [[December 2025]] displays T-Mobile as the carrier, however, the time zone shown still aligns with Finland rather than Virginia.<ref>[[December 2025 social media posts#Pizza Bagels]]</ref>

On 29 [[December 2025]], [[TikTok]] user jugglieutenant posted a recording of Chris on an escalator in the Forum Shopping Centre in Helsinki, Finland. This confirms Chris went to Finland.<ref>[[Sightings (2025)#Forum Shopping Centre, Helsinki, Finland]]</ref>

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Chris and Flutter in Finland, April 2024.mp400001.png|Chris and [[Flutter]] in Finland at the Arabia Shopping Centre during [[April 2024]]
File:Chris and Flutter in Finland April 2024 Zenzei sighting (cropped).jpg|Chris and Flutter after shopping at Normal, [[April 2024]]
File:Chris and Flutter at Linnanmäki 30 April 2024 (cropped screencap).jpg|Chris and Flutter at Linnanmäki in Helsinki, Finland, [[April 2024]]
File:Chris Finland.jpeg|Chris shopping at Normal in Helsinki, Finland, [[September 2024]]
File:Chris and Flutter at Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, Finland.mov00001.png|Chris and Flutter at the Mall of Tripla, Helsinki, [[September 2024]]
File:Chris and Flutter in Kalasatama, Helsinki, Finland 17 December 2024.jpg|Chris and Flutter at Redi, Kalasatama, Helsinki, Finland, [[December 2024]]
File:Chris in Finland sighting 2 April 2025.jpeg|Chris at a K-Market in Pasila, Helsinki, Finland, [[April 2025]]
File:April 2025 Finland (compressed).jpg|Chris and Flutter seen eating out in Helsinki, Finland, [[April 2025]]
File:Chris in Helsinki, Finland at Linnanmäki (7 June 2025 crop).jpg|Chris at {{w|Linnanmäki}} in Helsinki, Finland (The amusement park is open between end of April and October.)
File:Chris flutter rauma 1.jpg|Chris and Flutter seen browsing a market in Rauma, Finland, [[July 2025]]
File:Chris flutter rauma 2.jpg
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Flutter]]
*[[Duolingo]]
*[[Sightings (2024)]]
*[[Sightings (2025)]]
*[[Molvanîa]]

{{References}}

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{Places}}
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Things Chris likes]]

Template:Social media

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February 2026 social media posts

2026-03-02T20:39:39Z

Eamoo:

This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during [[February 2026]]. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on [[Twitter]] from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on [[Bluesky]] from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET).

==Disliking new Transformers figure==
1 February<br>
3:59 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=TFW2005|Transformers Age Of The Primes Voyager Nexus Prime Combiner Mode Revealed! https://news.tfw2005.com/2026/02/01/transformers-age-of-the-primes-voyager-nexus-prime-combiner-mode-revealed-555853}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|This Is Horrible as [[Censorship|s***]], and I am not exaggerating. I genuinely feel this way about this Conbined Mode, @[[Hasbro]] and @takaratomytoys. If you want me sold on this, make it combinable with the limb bots from #CombinerWars Trilogy. The Legacy and AOTP Combiner limb bots: No. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Epstein is one of most documented people==
1 February<br>
4 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Whatsapp Gayvincible (kimbo edition) @ZScouterKimbo|@CPU_CWCSonichu dont take that shit standing down
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Global UPDATES @GlobalUpdates24|BREAKING –

Epstein has become one of the most documented people in modern history, with over 5 million pages dedicated to his life}}}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|LOL}}

==Mewgenics non-answer==
1 February<br>
10:04 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|[''replying to [[January 2026 social media posts#Re-revised Mewgenics post|a previous tweet]]'']

When the game is released, will you do gameplay on YouTube or streaming?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==McDonalds toy==
1 February<br>
10:27 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|This Changable is literally a Headmaster! 😆
@[[McDonalds]] #Changables

[[File:Changable Headmaster.jpg|200px]]}}

==Dragons after the Merge==
2 February<br>
9:35 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|The Dragons will be returning, for real. [[Dimensional Merge|#DimensionMerge]]

<nowiki>**</nowiki>This is a real [[Daydream|premonition]]. I repeat, this is a real premonition. This is not a meme, and I mean that for real.

For now, all y'all can do is wait, because everyone only knows some about dragons, and few know them well.

[''posts gif of Saphira the dragon'']}}

==Mewgenics not listed==
2 February<br>
9:40 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[Edmund McMillen]]|Da fuk?!
{{quoteboxred|speaker=The Game Awards|February new game releases include:

Nioh 3 - Feb 6
Romeo is a Dead Man - Feb 11
Mario Tennis Fever - Feb 12
High on Life 2 - Feb 13
Reanimal - Feb 13
Resident Evil Requiem - Feb 27}}
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{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yeah. Where's Mewgenics?}}

==Groundhog Day==
2 February<br>
9:47 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter two minutes later.
{{quotebox|Also, Happy Groundhog Day.

Puxatany saw his shadow. I am aware of the lore; that shadow usually means more winter. But from my experience, I found that to either be not or half-light over the decades. So, I'm saying a very likely early spring. ⚡️💙⚡️ [''posts gif of Snoopy from [[Peanuts]]'']}}

==Favorite blue character==
2 February<br>
9:51 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Dalua @KoronellukinhaC|Are your favorite blue characters here? 💙🩵 [''posts image with 20 pop culture characters with blue color schemes'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually yes, but let me add one more into the mix. ⚡️💙⚡️
[[File:Ocofoccard.jpg|200px]]}}

==React to Epstein Files joke==
2 February<br>
9:55 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=DunklerPrinz3 🔰|Two goats not in the Epstein files #mewgenics [''posts photo of two people including [[Edmund McMillen]]'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I guess it's a meme now to list everyone who was not in those files. That covers [[Chris and science#Mathematics|well over 90% of the worldwide population]]. You may as well throw in someone like #AndyDick. So dumb.

[''posts gif of person saying "I don't get it"'']}}

==Weather==
2 February<br>
9:59 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Al Mundt @Stevance69|There’s a foot of solid ice outside my door, Chris. I imagine as a fellow Virginian you’re experiencing similar conditions.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Ask me again on Wednesday. [''posts screenshot of weather conditions showing cloudy on Wednesday'']}}

==Groundhog Day thought==
2 February<br>
10:07 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Unrelated, yet related, literally on Groundhog Day nearly two decades ago on this day, I got my eyes checked by Dr [[David Alan Chandler]] (my half-brother) and got my first pair of glasses. #PuxatauniPhil saw his shadow that year, too. [''posts gif of Velma from Scooby-Doo'']}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1==
2 February<br>
10:59 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Act 3.5, and it is a long one with four videos to cover it, and a Lot of development and New "Challengers" Joining In.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 1]]'']}}
On Twitter, Chris added:

{{quotebox|#[[ProjectSNT]] #[[DoopieDoOver|DoopieDoover]] #[[Planet Dolan|SuperPlanetDolan]]}}

==Merryweathery comic references Sonichu==
3 February<br>
10:24 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[Merryweatherey|Merryweather Comics @Merryweatherey]]|Unsafe Dimension. Do Not Enter.

<center><gallery>
File:Merryweathery comic reference Sonichu1.jpg
File:Merryweathery comic reference Sonichu2.jpg
File:Merryweathery comic reference Sonichu3.jpg
File:Merryweathery comic reference Sonichu4.jpg
</gallery></center>}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You entered not the Prime C-197 half of Earth out of the whole 1C-211987's Earth, you had wandered into a simplified alt universe that compiles of surface level details and memes and s*** that pretty much a lot of individuals in our Timeline misinterpret and exaggerate.
⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|In other words, you had wandered into the wrong dimension or universe that was more remiscent of #TeensTitansGO. Clearly not what anyone wanted nor ideal.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts gif of Starfire from Teen Titans Go!'']}}

==Micronus Prime==
3 February<br>
1:50 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chrismcfeely.bsky.social|Early access is now availble to TRANSFORMERS: THE BASICS on MICRONUS PRIME! From Mini-Cons to Micronauts - size matters not as we once again journey back to the Age of the Primes for a look at the short king of the original Thirteen Transformers!

Patreon: [''Link to Patreon'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I had a fun concept type of thought recently: the BotBots and even the Changables; they all could be considered Mini-Cons and Micronus Prime was appreciated by them.}}

==Chris begs for attention from Geno==
3 February<br>
2:34 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=kaelynnism.bsky.social|@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social [[Geno]] is resuming the documentary series soon, and he remastered the old episodes! Are you caught up with the series yet Chris? [''Links to Geno's Patreon'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Still no, but I feel like I've been plenty caught up. If anything, I'm more curious of what Geno's perspective of my TLUM figure reviews and compilation movies, as well as the Chaos Crystal Control reading.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Hey, #GenoSamuel, if you're reading this, you should just record and episode of yourself analyzing the Transformers Legacy United Merged Movie, sine that is completed, as opposed to the video set of me reading Chaos Crystal Control. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Let me give a good example on how you can edit the video: look at either [[Dr Wolf]]'s review videos or even Firebrand/Josh Scorchers review videos where he "takes it too seriously." ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Claim to resume Sonichu comics==
3 February<br>
7:11 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

Continued from above thread.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|We NEED the commentary. It’s actually kind of crazy the Legacy United Merged Movie isn’t talked about that much since its unironic canon sonichu content as well iirc.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|Hey, is the Sonic series coming back or something? I don't know how it works.}}
{{quoteboxred|Sorry sonichu}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|The new transformers series is canon to the Sonichu series iirc so yes.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|Wait a minute, but I understand the videos that do it; the comics were missing.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|I dunno if the comics will resume unless CWC says so.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=monarca.bsky.social|No way}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|The comics remain in the works. I am resuming soon. I have been going through a lot, so please remain patient and have no doubt.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2==
4 February<br>
12:49 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 2 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Forgot to set the time, but Part 2 of Act 3.5 is now up.
⚡️💙⚡️

Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 2]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris included an image.

<center><Gallery>
File:ChaosCrystalControl3.5P2.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Talking dragons with MKRNightVee==
4 February<br>
12:52 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=[[MKRNightVee|Mirage /MKR @MKR11217089]]|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Dragons after the Merge|a previous tweet]]'']

Things that existed long ago and still persist to this day. Legends come from a source, but many can't see these eyes clouded by judgment, and fear of breaking social norms. They willfully blind their senses to the spiritual, thus they cannot see that place.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|And yet they all shall, rather they want to or not and rather it is the norm or weird. It is prophecized. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Ko-fi==
4 February<br>
1:51 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|I have just started my lo-fi page for those who want to simply help a little bit at a time.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Ko-fi]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris corrected the name:

{{quotebox|I have just started my ko-fi page for those who want to simply help a little bit at a time.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Promoting Ko-fi post==
4 February<br>
10:27 AM

Chris copy-pasted his message for [[Ko-fi]] to Bluesky, then to Twitter 2 minutes later.
{{quotebox|With soo many more individuals coming into late February, 2006 from as early as December, 2022, you have to wonder who out of EVERYONE on this Earth will be showing up next!⚡️💙⚡️}}

In between the Bluesky and Twitter posts, Chris linked to his Ko-fi post on Twitter.

On Bluesky, Chris attached the same image as on his Ko-fi post.

<center><gallery>
File:Challenger.jpeg
</gallery></center>

On Bluesky:
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=emmanuelle777.bsky.social|time=10:28 AM|ELECTRIC HEDGEHOG}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=10:34 AM|#SuperMario was so shocked seeing Chris and Crystalina transform. "'Electric-Hedgehog Power', then they turn into hedge-a-hogs. Mama-Mia!" [''posts image of Mario falling down'']}}

Chris then quoted his initial post on Bluesky and added:

{{quotebox|time=11:16 AM|It Actually could literally be YOU! 🫵🏻⚡️💙⚡️ [''posts gif of man pointing'']}}

He repeated to Twitter a minute later.

==Transformers figures still for sale==
4 February<br>
4:29 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Now, I am reissuing the offer of selling my old Transformers Figures, shown in this video.

Again, officialsonichu.com/pages/contact. I can be emailed here, but I will also accept DMs on my BlueSky and Twitter for faster consideration.

Engage Optimus is not available.

[''links to [[JCWCSP's OLDER Transformers and Gobots Figures For Sale on Cwclight]]'']}}

{{quotebox|Plus these in this set of photos are available from me. The Ultra Magnus comes with the trailer, missing parts. The (extra) Optimus Prime Figure is missing it's Matrix. A few of these are have been Toyhax labeled. And Alpha Trion's book and quill are not in the box with him.

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</gallery></center>}}

==Cameo==
4 February<br>
5:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|[''links to Chris's [[Cameo]] profile'']}}

==Commodore discussion==
4 February<br>
5:42 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=afachat.bsky.social2|@commodoreofficial.bsky.social I was wondering, if I speed up the C64 to say 64 MHz, it seems the 1541 emulation is not sped up, but instead the whole machine falls back to the original speed when accessing the disk. Is that intentional? Will that change? Thanks}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=commodoreofficial.bsky.social|A quick response from the team - That's 100% intentional. The 1541 is a separate device (even though it's in the same box) and it always operates at 1MHz. This is because the timing between the disk drive and the computer must operate at 1Mhz for basically any software to work properly.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|This is quite true. The original 1541 can be slow on loading times compared to the later models or even present tense processing speeds, it is still reliable. And that is reflected in the programming of the 1541 processor setting of the C64 Ultimate. I speak from personal experience.}}

==Cameo a success==
5 February<br>
8:49 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|This little experiment with Cameo was a good experience. So, for the time being, I'll accept 25 more requests, so come onto Cameo if you have something SFW and good in mind. I also do [[Tarot]] Readings, so ask me, and I'll channel your energies to give you intuitive guidance. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3==
6 February<br>
11:31 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Part 3 of Act 3.5 is up. Roberta and Cera meet their mom and dad's past selves. What breakthrough has happened? Find out in here and in Part 4 coming up Monday.⚡️💙⚡️ [''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 3]]'']}}

==Bonus video announcement==
8 February<br>
11:31 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|And then something bonus and different tomorrow: Gaming on the Commodore 64 Ultimate with the 1541, Datasette and Cartridge. Plus a quick bonus at the end. ⚡️💙⚡️@commodoreofficial.bsky.social

[''posts gif of a loading bar'']}}

==Aliens and weirdness==
6 February<br>
11:34 AM
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Pizza mert @pizza990|Apparently Sonic the Hedgehog isn't an alien. Replaced him with Iron Giant [''posts comic panel with Superman, Goku, Optimus Prime, Iron Giant, and Sonic'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, EVERYONE on this Earth, including us Americans, are ALL aliens.
⚡️💙⚡️
If that fact helps bring the world together in a better sense of harmony, then I shall be glad.}}
{{quotebox|We ALL are weird and child-like, anyway. What is Normal?}}

==Scott Pilgrim==
6 February<br>
12:01 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica|Which Nintendo Switch 2 and Nintendo Switch games from yesterday’s #NintendoDirect Partner Showcase are you looking forward to most? [''posts image with various titles'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Out of all of these, #ScottPilgrim}}

==Everyone goes back to 2006==
6 February<br>
12:06 PM
{{quotebox|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Promoting Ko-fi post|a previous post]]'']

Also, Yes! According to this from the Cast List of featured and Not featured individuals in this chronicling, EVERY ONE OF YOU ALL do Go Back In Time and Interdimensionally to late February, 2006 on the C-197 half. This could be where this page has a mirror on it. 🫵🏻
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Script merge story 6Feb2026.jpg|200px]]}}

==Trump unfit for presidency==
6 February<br>
12:11 PM
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=DonkConnects ♻️™ @donkoclock|Do you agree with Stephen Colbert? Yes or No???

Drop a 💙 in the comments if you do, let @StephenAtHome know! [''posts image of people holding a sign reading "DONALD TRUMP IS <u>NOT</u> FIT TO BE PRESIDENT. DO YOU AGREE WITH THIS?}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|⚡️💙⚡️
YES!}}

==MLP:FIM fan animation==
7 February<br>
10:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ForgaLorga|<nowiki>New animation is here =)</nowiki>

<nowiki>https://youtu.be/McMysnqM31g</nowiki>}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am watching this, and it's reminding me of when [[Pinkie Pie]] tried to be a postal carrier. This feels like another alternate universe a Starlight visited.}}

==Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming==
7 February<br>
10:35 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|We're kind of #DingDongVGing it up, but Really Retro, starting with Pitfall.

My Capture Card sucked. I did get a new one (thanks to you all for that) and tested it. Future Commodore 64 Videos will work a lot better after this one.⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts link to [[Commodore 64 Ultimate Review Part 2 - Real Retro Gaming]]'']}}

==Not in Richmond==
7 February<br>
10:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=⛧𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔱𝔥 @xannith_tannith|@CPU_CWCSonichu Hoping to see you at Pokekon Richmond today :)}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Regardless of the misspelling, why would I be there if I'm not in Richmond?}}

==Transformers toy talk==
7 February<br>
12:03 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=plasticrobots.bsky.social|@chrismcfeely.bsky.social One of my favourite toy discoveries. 😆 [''posts image of ''Transformers'' toy'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Now all we need are Spike and Daniel, and they can be exo suited as well.}}

==15 more Cameo slots==
7 February<br>
6:08 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|I've just opened up 15 more slots for [[Cameo]]. Remember, I can also give a short [[Tarot]] reading. Thank you all.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==From Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5.==
7 February<br>
11:56 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Premonition come true!⚡️💙⚡️

@commodoreofficial.bsky.social

[''posts link to [[From Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5. ]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris changed the Commodore's handle to its Twitter account.

{{quotebox|@commodoreofcl}}

==Cartoon classics list==
7 February<br>
11:57 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=CONQUERtheNO.org 🫶🏽|How many of these cartoon classics have you seen?

[''posts image with list: LOONEY TUNES, DUCKTALES, TOM & JERRY, HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE, DANGER MOUSE, THE JETSONS, INSPECTOR GADGET, THUNDERCATS, THE TRANSFORMERS, THE SMURFS, BUGS BUNNY, GARFIELD AND FRIENDS, THE FLINTSTONES, SCOOBY-DOO, THE REAL GHOSTBUSTERS, ALVIN AND THE CHIMPMUNKS'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[[Television|All of the above]]}}

==Mad at orbiter's comment==
8 February<br>
12:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=kaelynnism.bsky.social|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#From Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5.|a previous post]]'']

Lol, silly and cute chris@commodoreofficial.bsky.social [''posts screenshot of Chris holding Commodore Ultimate box above his head'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Seriously, dude? 😠

I Literally foretold this updated console.}}

==More Cameo slots==
8 February<br>
10:31 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 3 minutes later.

{{quotebox|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Cameo|a previous post]]'']

I had expanded the slot count, and there are still 20 available slots left. Please, let's finish this weekend with an even better footing. And I thank you all very much for this opportunity and the kindness.⚡️💙⚡️}}

On Twitter, Chris included a link to his [[Cameo]] profile.

==MLP:FiM fancomic==
8 February<br>
10:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=cisca 💗 @twiznya|dios lo tierna que es [''posts ''MLP:FiM'' fancomic page'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[''posts ''[[Equestria Girls]]'' gif'']}}

==Answering Merge question==
8 February<br>
10:34 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=DieHarteWare|when will the dimensions finally merge?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|We are in the integration steps right now. The merge is complete and finalizing.}}

==Commodore on Chris's desk==
8 February<br>
10:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Retro Dave @1GamewithDave1|But are you this old? [''posts photo of Commodore floppy disk'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You tell me. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:X - Commodore in Chris's room.jpeg|200px]]}}

==Cat name game==
8 February<br>
11:27 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Amelia @theamelia__|What would you name this cat? [''posts photo of a cat'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Zen. That cat's name is zen.}}

==Question for Nintendo==
8 February<br>
1:03 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quotebox|Hey, @NintendoAmerica, I have a question about the Virtual Cards I feel a lot of other individuals can appreciate. I end up sometimes with the physical copy after buying the digital, and I have the DLC for that game. [''posts gif of Nintendo Switch'']}}
{{quotebox|So, my question is this, why is it not set up where I can only install the DLC and not the Digital game when I have the Physical? Maybe consider that in the next update, @NintendoAmerica. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Mewgenics premiere tomorrow==
9 February<br>
9:43 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Mewgenics coming in on Steam tomorrow? Muuuuuuu-yeah, guys!⚡️💙⚡️
<nowiki>youtu.be/kNKoHJKs20A</nowiki>}}

{{quotebox|1/500 chance of breeding this cat, and that's on top of that, a chance of finding a certain medallion. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Mewgenics Sonichu.jpg|200px]]}}

==Interacting with Commodore's social media again==
9 February<br>
11:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=commodoreofficial.bsky.social|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Mad at orbiter's comment|an earlier Chris-related post by kaelynnism.bsky.social]]'']

We have to make that song into a jingle somehow! That was awesome.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You'll really love the other premonition details about the Commodore 64, and the rest, that are in these pages. As well as Scarlet LaRose, the original Goddess Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, and her diary entries. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 4==
9 February<br>
11:36 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5, Part 4 is up, with [[DRWolf|#DrWolf001]] and #ObabScribbler. Coming up in a couple of days with [[Lightning Bliss|#LightningBliss]] doing her part with her chaotic Rainbows, Act 4.⚡️💙⚡️ [''links to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 3.5 Part 4]]'']}}

==Wanting Obama back==
9 February<br>
11:37 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Commentary Elon Musk News @X_Facelesssone|Do you want Barak Obama back back again?

Be honest

A. YES
B. NO

[''posts image of [[Barack Obama]] with a sign reading: "DO YOU WANT ME BACK AS PRESIDENT? BE HONEST WITH ME"'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==Titling==
9 February<br>
1:25 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|[''replying to a [[February 2026 social media posts#Interacting with Commodore's social media again|an earlier post]]'']

"Come Adore the Commodore; Merging the Past with the Future into FUTRAST." ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Trump is worst president==
9 February<br>
2:53 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=LadyValor|🚨BREAKING: New CNN Poll says Trump is the worst President in history.

Do you believe that?

A. Yes
B. No

[''posts image of [[Donald Trump]]'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Yes}}

==Participating in Mewgenics giveaway==
10 January<br>
8:27 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|Look at me actually doing a game giveaway with the big boys. 😊

I've got a few [[Steam]] codes for [[Mewgenics]]. Leave a Like and/or comment and/or Retweet this Post, and I'll announce the winners, chosen by intuition tomorrow at around this time.
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Mewgenics OneyPlays giveaway.jpg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|And just for fun, Stacey and the Rat.

[[File:Stacey and Rat.jpg|200px]]}}

Two minutes later on Bluesky, Chris posted:

{{quotebox|I'm hosting my share of a Mewgenics Steam Code giveaway on my Twitter page. ⚡️💙⚡️ [''posts link to his Twitter post'']}}

Chris also reposted his Stacey and Rat tweet to Bluesky.

==Reasons for Nintendo complaint==
11 February<br>
2:01 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=qwilfish 🐡 @qwilfishy|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Question for Nintendo|a previous post]]''] because who buys the digital came then ends up with a physical copy? unless it was gifted to you why would you wanna play the physical copy when you already have the digital one downloaded}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Multiple reasons: one, Sonic Mania or Origins Plus; had the digital before, the physical came out later. I prefer physical when possible. Storage: you want to free storage for more games? Maybe go what? Physical! Plus no need to redownload, updates aside, when it's Physical.}}

==Edmund McMillen's good day==
11 February<br>
2:01 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Edmund McMillen|Thanks everyone. [''posts gif reading "TODAY WAS A GOOD DAY"'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|You're very welcome! 😊 You and your team's work and efforts continue to show very well. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Part of Mewgenics success==
11 February<br>
9:16 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=IGN|Mewgenics, the cat-breeding tactics roguelike from the developer of The Binding of Isaac, has hit the ground running to say the least, having already made back the cost of its roughly seven-year development. https://bit.ly/3Oi2nju}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I am very pleased to have been a part of this success. How many of my "Meows" made it into the final game? Try to find them all. 😸
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Replying to Commodore giveaway==
11 February<br>
9:24 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Commodore Computer Museum 🕹 @MuseumCommodore|🚨 PICK A NUMBER 1-450 CHALLENGE! 🚨

I've got 450+ original Commodore 64 games lined up in my museum collection... reply with ANY number from 1 to 450 and I'll reply with a photo + details of THAT exact game from my shelves!

PLUS: One lucky random commenter wins this awesome Commodore Sports Bag! 🎒 (Free shipping anywhere.)

Just drop your number below. Winner of the Commodore bag drawn EOD Sunday 15th Feb NZ time.

👇 Go!

<nowiki>#Commodore64 #C64 #RetroGaming #Giveaway</nowiki>

[''posts photo of shelves of games'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|10

Wow! That is a Lot of Datasettes. The PowerPaks intrigue me; are they game compilations?}}
{{quotebox|I've heard of Zoids; didn't get really into it. I had no idea there was a Zoids C64 game.}}

==BDSM acronym==
11 February<br>
9:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=ashcoyote.bsky.social|Seems legit 🤔

[''posts image with a dictionary-style definition of BDSM as "Bible Discussion Study Meeting"'']
}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Huh. Wow. I never would have thought of that before reading this. That would have been a much better use of the acronym.}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4==
11 February<br>
11:45 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter, then to Bluesky 4 minutes later.

{{quotebox|<nowiki>#LightningBliss</nowiki> brings the Rainbows to New York City and Cwcville after going back to February 27, 2006 in #ChaosCrystalControl Act 4! And she becomes part of the future re-shaping Think Tank alongside #DrWolf, #SilverQuill, #MadMunchkinand more.

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 4]]'']

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File:ChaosCrystalControl 1 (reissue 11Feb2026)(resized).jpg
File:LightningBliss art.jpg
</gallery></center>}}

{{quotebox|And in this Act, we do have a few visual aids that were personally previously drawn and coloured.
⚡️💙⚡️

<center><gallery>
File:ChaosCrystalControl 2 (reissue 11Feb2026)(resized).jpg
File:ChaosCrystalControl 3 (reissue 11Feb2026)(resized).jpg
File:ChaosCrystalControl 4 (reissue 11Feb2026)(resized).jpg
File:ChaosCrystalControl 5 (reissue 11Feb2026)(resized).jpg
</gallery></center>}}

==Inspiration from Luann by Greg Evans==
11 February<br>
12:54 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|A little bonus: How #GregEvans #Luann partly inspired this extensive writing and chronicling of Chaos Crystal Control.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Inspiration from Luann by Greg Evans]]'']}}

==Mewgenics giveaway winners==
12 February<br>
1:19 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quotebox|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Participating in Mewgenics giveaway|a previous post]]'']

Sorry for the delay, the winners of this giveaway are:

@ogmudchicken

@thecosmiccomet

@Galaxy_Gal_Pal

@zerunox

I will be attempting to contact these individuals. Thank you all for your kindness and support, even if some is ironic. ⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|Ironic, though, I found one person who had blocked me Liked the post I made. Just an observation.}}

A week later, on 19 February at 4 PM, one contest winner tweeted about not receiving word from Chris:

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Jay Blum / Comet 🇵🇸 @thecosmiccomet|It’s been a week since I won a copy of @edmundmcmillen’s Mewgenics and Chris-Chan has not made any effort in contacting me.

<nowiki>:(</nowiki>}}

On 21 February at 10:19 PM, thecosmiccomet wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|Hey @edmundmcmillen, me and a few others won a Mewgenics “giveaway” by Chris-Chan (guessing they were keys you provided) however Chris is ignoring all of us.

If they are your keys, could you please send us the ones you sent Chris?

If not it’s cool, thought I’d try reaching out!}}

On 25 February at 4:28 AM, thecosmiccomet wrote:

{{quoteboxgreen|This is wild. Thank you Chris for the game, finally received it, can’t wait to play it.}}

==Transformers/Evangelion figure==
12 February<br>
1:25 PM

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=TFHypeGuy|EVANGELION X TRANSFORMERS Collab FULLY REVEALED!

We finally have a full look at the Eva Unit 1 Prime!

Figure looks REALLY awesome and comes with a ton of accessories.

Not a bad price either, direct Yen to USD conversion is $70USD!

[''posts images of figure'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Remold and recolour of Evac Mode Optimus Prime. Okay.}}

==Callout for using Oney Plays' thumbnail==
13 February<br>
12:09 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=nobleemrld.bsky.social|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Participating in Mewgenics giveaway|a previous post]]'']

Why did you use one plays's thumbnail?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Because I liked it, and it was the first thing I saw when I was reminded to distribute the four codes.}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 5==
13 February<br>
12:10 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 2 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Travel to Gamindustri in 2006 with Epic fourth wall breaking and maybe a little trolling from Nep Nep.#HyperdimensionNeptunia⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 5]]'']}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6==
14 February<br>
1:13 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|Pun-Chai Sonichu is in Japan and has Giovanni’s number with a Chaos Crystal Ball in sight to snag from the rich monster tyrant.⚡️💙⚡️

[''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6]]'']}}

==15 Cameo slots for Valentine’s Day==
14 February<br>
1:15 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.
{{quotebox|I’ve opened 15 slots for Valentine’s Day. Get your last minute greetings in today.💖❤️❤️‍🩹❤️‍🔥🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷🖤🩶🤍🤎💝💓💗⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to his [[Cameo]]'']}}

==Alt Account Congratulating Silver Quill==
14 February<br>
3:00 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky sockpuppet account lightpower82.bsky.social

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=‪Silver Quill‬|Sweet victory! <nowiki>@dothedaringdew.bsky.social</nowiki> carried the day with knowledge of Texas and [[My Little Pony: Make Your Mark|Hitch Trailblazer]].

Though we are both suffering from buzzer tenor hands.<br>
[''Posts picture of him and dothedaringdew posing with trophies'']}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Nice! Congratulations to you both. Silver, the King of the Shippers strikes yet again! 😃}}

==10 slots left==
14 February<br>
3:01 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.
{{quotebox|Ten Slots Left to get a good and kind message across safe and well. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Light Power==
15 February<br>
12:30 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quotebox|[[File:TLUM Movie - Light Power Be Good With Us.jpg|200px]]}}

==Disliking another Transformers figure==
15 February<br>
12:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=TFHypeGuy|Cyberworld DEEP SEA EXPLORER SOUNDWAVE!!!

HOLY HELL THIS IS AWESOME??

[''posts photo of ''Transformers'' figure'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Me, I'm just "What the f***?"}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=John E. Rune @bastarf_|Chris, there’re children here.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|time=1:07 AM|Why do you think I censored the word? Wanna hate some more? F*** off.}}

==Rudeness==
15 February<br>
11:22 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=taymonfreeman.bsky.social|Hey Chris, Is Sonichu Issue 3 Cannon?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|If you mean this book, well, Duh. Yes. You may as well as asked me Patrick Star's memed question for an opposite answer. LOL

"Is mayonnaise an instrument."Muuuu.

[''posts cover of [[Sonichu 3]]'']}}

==Apology for rudeness==
15 February<br>
3:18 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=xghostdancerx.bsky.social|[''replying to the previous post'']

You didn't have to be so rude about it. It seemed liked a genuine question.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I'm sorry I came off as rude. I have been having a [[HarmonyCon|few rough times]] lately. Plus, I was not meaning to sound rude; I was going for similar to [[Pinkie Pie]] when she told [[Twilight Sparkle|Twilight]] she didn't fear Princess [[Luna]] on Nightmare Night.}}

==Answering Sonichu 13 question==
15 February<br>
7:23 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=taymonfreeman.bsky.social|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Rudeness|a previous post]]'']

Sorry, I meant issue 13}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Oh! I am even more sorry then.

Okay, [[Sonichu 13|Sonichu Book #13, "The Awakening of a CPU", a.k.a. "The IdeaGuy Corruptions."]] This will take a few posts to summarize.

On the one hand, yes, as it had started in the Original Prime Timeline that we have been in up until the first Multiversal jump in the...

[[File:The Awakening of a CPU cover.jpg|200px]]}}
{{quotebox|...events, and that it ends with this very Timeline having to begin shifting back to the original Prime 1C Timeline thread, and that it directly, personally involved me dimension and timeline hopping against my will amidst the chaos and turmoil.}}
{{quotebox|The Cloakers that were coming in, they hopped in from an alternate timeline. I would say where it Stopped being canon was around page 3 or 4 when the buggers were sent back to Zero Dimension.}}
{{quotebox|Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime had foreseen this likelihood, and amidst the happening, he had enlisted other individuals, humans, superheroes and even Pokémon, Including Rick Sanchwz, who could open interdimensional portals physically, and relocated the Prime Timeline 1C origin Prime individuals to...}}
{{quotebox|An isolated prepared and we'll food stocked pocket dimension until when the chaos would be over in April. In their place, he had left clones from a separate pocket dimension in their place in the endangered timestream.}}
{{quotebox|Count Graduon and Uzume Tenuboshi Primes caught up shortly after they wrapped it up and we're swapped. After that, it stayed on the original timestream. You can forget Akan and Monika Primes and a few other 1C origin villains, staying behind and s***.}}
{{quotebox|And then it became Really not canon and Timeline divergent when the buildings in Cwcville started getting blown up.

And then pretty much up until the page with the anthem was #ArethaFranklin's "Think"; pretty much the end of the whole debacle; not canon.}}
{{quotebox|What was canon, though were the pages after that where I had explained the restoration of the 1C Timeline that was at that point beginning to find it's way back to it's original Prime Timestream. And late April, 2018 after the as best as possible restoration,...}}
{{quotebox|ALL of the Prime 1C Timestream origin individuals returned safe, alive and well from the dimension where they stayed for about six months and helped to better restore everything with Psychic Power "Turn Back Times" on the remainder of the C-197 half of this Earth...}}
{{quotebox|...that needed to be restored as they were before they all had left.

So, yeah, ONLY about 8 pages out of that entire thing, the first four paws and the last four pages were canon.⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|What a massive mind fuck That also made me say stupid s***, even on my Twitter feed, from the stress that I regret and want to delete, because I didn't really mean them when I said it. Though that $6,000; that con was real. Damn f******.}}

==30 more Cameo slots==
16 February<br>
9:53 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.
{{quotebox|I opened 30 slots, so those who DMed me yesterday and the rest of you all, what's the occasion and how may I brighten up your day?⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Cameo]] profile'']}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 1==
16 February<br>
9:55 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Also, Part 1 of Act 6.5 is up, as the preparations of defending against Giovanni's offensive begins.⚡️💙⚡️

[''[[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 1]]'']}}

==Explaining Power Rangers costume at [[HarmonyCon]]==
16 February<br>
10:33 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 5 minutes later.

{{quotebox|I am going to talk about this as well, and #DaJoestanator, if you are seeing this, you and I could bond over #MightyMorphinPowerRangers, as I was a big fan of the original series as well.

Anyway, I have watched the Original series when it aired on Fox.

youtu.be/uasXHXuWWX4}}

On Twitter, Chris modified the above message to tag DaJoestanator.

{{quotebox|I watched all the up to the of Lost In space when Zordon 's jar was destroyed by Tommy Oliver in a sacrifice. I could ONLY watch ONE episode of the following series after that, as it did not sit right with me.

[''posts gif of man shaking head'']}}
{{quotebox|Anyway, my favourite of all time was, indeed Tommy Oliver and Jason David Frank. I always liked the energy he gave off; a warrior that was corrupted and repented, and then was redeemed with #LightPower to do good and was even more forgiven.}}
{{quotebox|Also, I always liked the relationship between Tommy and Kimberly. Also to note, #AmyJoJohnson was fun and good in the movie "Susie Q". Just really good, genuine vibes in that chemistry.⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|But when Kim left and Kat entered, I was also like "What the huh?" And Kat and Tommy? I just simply do not ship them like that. And a kid in the comics? THAT is an alternate timeline's scenario. I do not care what any of you say against that claim.
⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|On a side note, and this does make me feel pissed off, and I seriously discourage Anyone from even doing this in jest, because it is not a joke.}}
{{quotebox|Anyone who mishears and confused "Light" for "White" in Holy "Light Power", I freaking Dare tell all of you (in tough love in a goal of unity and good intentions), are [[Chris and race|racist]] bulls***ers and can go fuck off, and damned be [[Kiwi Farms]], too.⚡️💙⚡️}}
{{quotebox|And with that to end on a cleansing note, ALL of you, Be Cleansed of All Evils and follow that which is #LightPowered, #Holy and simply Good.

Follow the paths that feel and are Light Powered and good, and you really can not go wrong.⚡️💙⚡️

[''on Bluesky, Chris included an image of [[Jesus]]'']}}

==Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban==
16 February<br>
1:20 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quotebox|Everyone of Earth in this Universe and Timeline, this is the voice of Emmanuel, God of Gods and of the various names made of me worldwide, speaking through my child, the one Prime of all Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichus.

Hear and heed my words well and deep.}}
{{quotebox|As I have taught through my child long ago in Israel, you need to forgive all who have trespassed against you, forgive those who are indebted to you and who you are debuted of, as well as forgiving the sinners. And I tell true, there are a lot of sinners on varying perverted levels, all of you.}}
{{quotebox|I tell you true that in every aspect of the past decades in all, I personally have forgiven and cleansed Christine, my Daughter, mind you, who was my Son. Female pronouns are correct with her, and I support that. And all of the Gods and Goddess under me have forgiven Christine as well.}}
{{quotebox|All of you need to give Christine kindness and support in her redemption arc. She has repented very much by only one other who is of great significance by my word and our prophecy.}}
{{quotebox|With that being said, #HarmonyCon 2026 was one of the first transformative events of her and everyone, as will every single convention afterwards, and all of you should be welcoming of my daughter.}}
Chris later deleted the below three messages.
{{quotebox|The one in attendance, as it is known that it was not one of the staff who recognized her in the redeemed Tommy Oliver's White Ranger attire, symbolizing that Light Power and Holy Light energies. That One person shall have really bad karma for years until when they're swimming in lava and brimstone.}}
{{quotebox|The One attendant who ratted Christine out out of selfish hatred, Step Forward, come clean with honesty and repentance, and apologize openly to Christine and Everyone all around the world, and you shall be forgiven. Otherwise, I feel sorry for you.}}
{{quotebox|And to Everyone else who read and hear of this message, if you do not heed my words as typed here and linked on Christine's Twitter page, karma will hit you harsh, as well by my command with varying levels of severity, depending on your sin level.}}
Chris later deleted the above three messages.
{{quotebox|Honor my child, here, as you have honored Jesus and those you appreciate earnestly.

Confirm this for yourselves with the massive shift in energy filled with cleansing Holy Light Power on the very moment I press "Post All" on this thread.

Go forth with that which is Holy, Light Powered and Good.}}

A minute later on Twitter, Chris twice posted:

{{quotebox|Heed.

[''links to the above post chain on Bluesky'']}}

Chris later deleted the above two tweets.

==Chaos Crystal Control - Frequently Asked Question: Why do I refer to Sonichu Prime as Son==
17 February<br>
11:08 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter two minutes later.
{{quotebox|Frequently Asked Question about Sonichu Prime being called Son by me, answered.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Chaos Crystal Control - Frequently Asked Question: Why do I refer to Sonichu Prime as Son]]'']}}

==God spoke through me==
17 February<br>
11:10 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=aldosora.bsky.social|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#Roleplaying as God to complain about HarmonyCon ban|a previous post]]'']

What happened this time?}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Was it not clear? GOD, Herself or Himself, as you may, spoke through me to deliver this message to all of you.}}

==Redemption arc like Sunset Shimmer's==
18 February<br>
8:40 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter, then Bluesky 12 minutes later.

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|[''quotes another user posting fanart of [[Sunset Shimmer]]'']

Using this image as a for-instsnce.

Anyway, as I am in my redemption arc, one can most certain compare my situation with Sunset Shimmer's. I feel All of you should consider being more like the [[Mane 6]] who gave her support in her redemption. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quotebox|Plus, [[Jesus Christ]] has taught us in the prayers to Forgive those who have trespassed against us, forgive those who are indebted to us and even forgive the sinners. I should be forgiving most everyone on [[Kiwi Farms|KiwiFarms]], but I still have some issues with them and that forum site. 😠

[''posts gif of the [[White Ranger]]'']}}

{{quotebox|If I feel need to reiterate myself on the [[redemption arc]] again, I will feel even more disappointed in a lot of individuals.

[''posts gif of the White Ranger'']}}

On Bluesky, Chris quoted from a different user posting different Sunset Shimmer fanart.

==Still avoiding SSRI meds==
18 February<br>
8:59 AM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=⚡️Plautistic⚡️|[''replying to anove post'']

Start being nice then .. especially to us artist , amd stop getting kicked out of cons.. TAKE UR MEDS}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Those SSRI meds...

[''posts gif of angry character from Adventure Time'']}}

==Would give up Kiwi Farms, Trump and Putin for Lent==
18 February<br>
9:06 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=katkanaya.bsky.social|Happy Ash Wednesday Christine! Anything in particular you’re giving up for Lent? 💙💕}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I had to look up what Lent was. I clearly never really thought of it before, but I have heard of Ash Wednesday before.

Presently, if there was one thing I could give up for lent, it would just be [[Kiwi Farms|KiwiFarms]] and the lot there, as well as [[Trump]] and [[Putin]]. Ashes to ashes.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Seeking a "Chris Chan Sucks" video==
18 February<br>
10:05 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky and Twitter simultaneously.

{{quotebox|I'm asking out of reflection. Does anyone know of the "Chris-Chan Sucks" video that had been posted on Newgrounds on or around October 25, 2007? I would like to see how I was interpreted or misinterpreted during that early time.⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 2==
18 February<br>
11:38 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter 17 minutes later.

{{quotebox|Part 2 of Act 6.5 is up on YouTube.⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 2]]'']
}}

==Sunset Shimmer==
18 February<br>
3:22 PM

Posted to Chris's Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Trackhead 🤖🐴 (COMMS OPEN) @TrackiestH|(REPOST)

2026 is the year of the 🔥🐴

[''posts fanart of [[Sunset Shimmer]]'']}}
{{quotebox|Year of Sunset Shimmer! Year of Redemption after Repentance.

And, yes, I'm talking about myself, as well as all of you [[trolls|haters and faker]]s online.
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Commodore pun==
18 February<br>
3:56 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=commodoreofficial.bsky.social|We'll give you a hint: it rhymes with 64s.(Thanks @nytgames.bsky.social , we're blushing... 😊)

[''posts image of crossword puzzle'']}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Or in a pun, they could have said "Come adore this 1980s computer."⚡️💙⚡️}}

==I Reiterate==
18 February<br>
5:45 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|I reiterate:⚡💙⚡

[''links to [[I Reiterate]]'']}}

Chris later deleted the post and tweet (as well as the video).

==Ultimate Miracle Prelude==
18 February<br>
10:25 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|[''posts links to [[Ultimate Miracle Prelude]]'']}}

==Admitting to random sins to prop up Redemption Arc narrative==
19 February<br>
12:53 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chainytenth.bsky.social|[''replying to [[February 2026 social media posts#I Reiterate|a previous post]]'']

No redemption without admission and acceptance. Unburden your soul Christine.}}

{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I will tell all of you of my burdens and sins now.

A lot of which have already been [[Information overload|overshared]] in decades past, so there may be some repeats.

I was guilty of the sin of [[Sex|lust]] for a long time. Yes, I am a pervert, though I have found I am more vanilla than into things like bondage and stuff.}}

Chris later deleted the above post.

{{quotebox|I was also guilty of [[theft]]. When I was young, I stole a dinosaur LCD game from a Radio Shack. I was encouraged to return the following day and pay the $7 for it.

I have overlooked a lot of the friendships I had over the years, yet I still Think of those people fondly at times.}}
{{quotebox|My [[Love Quest|sweetheart search]] in the earlier days was more on bodily impulse and typical sex wants, on top of literal destiny and the dreams of my [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|future daughter]]. I had sinned bad with [[Megan Schroeder]] in that, which was [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|one of, if not my very first NSFW drawing]].}}
{{quotebox|I should have never ever depicted anything NSFW in [[Sonichu (comic)|my books]], regardless of influence by some people online with their memes, drawings and [[Censorship|s***]], as well as the various manipulations from the theoretical exes.}}
{{quotebox|On those [[Trolls|theoretical exes]], I had little understanding of what it meant to be in a relationship, or even none at all outside of watching TV and the friendships I had before. Plus being is located inside a house, or townhouse, for decades under [[Borb|a pair of elderly parents]]...}}
{{quotebox|...who fought so much, that I had to play peacemaker and care give them even when I was a child. It got very frustrating upon me, Especially all of the freaking fighting and yelling!!! I got Soo stressed, I ended up on [[Drugs|SSRIs]], which would have never been a thing, as I needed to learn to [[Coping|cope]]...}}
{{quotebox|...with it. But it is still no excuse for what I had to go through with the family drama and divisions between both [[Bob|Robert]] and [[Barbara]] and their respective relative, which frustrated me even more!!!}}
{{quotebox|I've wanted to yell back at [[Bob|Mister C]] for Years, then I finally did in [[High School]] over his stupid random thought of verbal "sparring" over freaking frog's teeth! Gah!!!}}
{{quotebox|And PVCC and the Sweetheart Search, let's talk about that more, shall we?

I have been with feelings of invisibility, but recently has been made apparent with how big my aura and energy field are. Do you think I was having fun feeling overlooked, regardless of it being good of me to go around...}}
{{quotebox|...that f****** [[attraction sign]] that made it look like I was soliciting for sex, which is fair, BUT I was looking for Friendships First before the sex or romance, and I thought that was made clear with "from the ground up", so I feel like I had some common sense there.}}
{{quotebox|[[Race|I was racist]], but not totally. My father was some racist. And I have watched "[[All in the Family]]", "Sanford and Son" and, of course, "Boondocks" with "Don't trust them ni*****, over there". I felt distraught when I realized that my environment was making me come off as racist, and I have tried to...}}
{{quotebox|...make amends for that. Not to mention the [[Song for Jackie.MOV|black face I was cooerced into doing.]]

Transitioning to the [[Homos|homophobic]] [[saga]]; I was Soo against Men, in general, because [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|they were taking all of the women, from my view.]] And then I could have considered lesbians, but in my mindset at that time, I did not.}}
{{quotebox|So, I hated on gays, because I had hated on men, in general. I have realized this and become more relaxed on it after coming out as a bisexual [[Transgender|transforman]], myself. But, apparently I'm still confused, as I have been told, but I still maintain my identity, even if I still choose the restroom of my...}}
{{quotebox|...gender identity over gender neutral restrooms. Could that be considered perverted? No, because I never had any such thoughts whatsoever.

I Transitioned, authentically, without any desire to find romance anywhere from doing that. I did that in my own identity and self.}}
{{quotebox|I don't even have all of the [[SLGBTQ|LGBTQIA+]] flags memorized, nor do I know all of the terminology, despite me attending some meetings over the time and meeting others in the communities.

If I have another sin to confess to, it's my hatred. My hatred of [[Trolls|Haters and Fakers]] and Darkest Sinners worldwide.}}
{{quotebox|And with valid reasons of you all taking advantage of me due to my [[autism]] and mentality. And I genuinely KNOW about the metaphysical and beyond and everything. I am not bragging on that at all. I have been everywhere in my [[meditation]]s and astral projections.}}
{{quotebox|Transition to another sin I'll also confess to, my narcissism. Fine. My environment and family put some of that into my mentality, plus from having to deal with selfish pricks online over the years. Sure, I can be into myself a bunch of times.

But when it comes to the metaphysical, I am honest...}}
{{quotebox|[[Spirit possession|I have been literally possessed by angels and Gods and Goddesses]]. And if that freaking heavily regretful [[Un-clit|"Unclit"]] was any indication, I have also been influenced by a few demons. But that comes from stress and duress, so I ask for some empathy.}}
{{quotebox|...about that. I have been possessed before by angels and even Gods. And I did literally Body-Swap with [[Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime]], Sonichu Prime, and a certain someone who will not be mentioned, because I am not at liberty to do so, because that would be [[dox]]xing}}
{{quotebox|And one last thing I will mention of in recent years: I [[Lie]]d when I was asked about not being in certain places where I was bigfoot photographed. I am not at liberty to talk about those experiences or individuals online. So, Of Course I Lied with that. [[Honest Content|And I have LOTS to talk about, eventually,]]...}}
{{quotebox|And one last thing I will mention of in recent years: I Lied when I was asked about not being in certain places where I was bigfoot photographed. I am not at liberty to talk about those experiences or individuals online. So, Of Course I Lied with that. And I have LOTS to talk about, eventually,...}}
{{quotebox|...if not never about all of that.

So, yeah. That is pretty much all of my burdens and sins. Every single one. With all of that said, I bid all of you a good and safe day with #LightPower and Blessings while I clear my chakras and realign with the cosmos, earth, sun and moon.Be safe and well.⚡️💙⚡️}}

Chris later deleted the below posts while retaining the above posts.
{{quotebox|I forgive the person who called the guards at #[[HarmonyCon]]. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.

Still, I am on my redemption arc, and I wish for kindness and support in that.}}
{{quotebox|If I can be welcomed again, that would be nice, but I do not expect it so.⚡️💙⚡️}}

A minute later, Chris posted on Twitter:

{{quotebox|I Tell All.
⚡️💙⚡️

[''links to above posts on Bluesky'']}}

Chris later deleted the above tweet.

At 3:15 PM, Chris also repeated a portion of the textwall on Twitter:

{{quotebox|I forgive the person who called the guards at #HarmonyCon. And I accept that due to my reputation, I am not welcomed by a number of individuals or groups.

Still, I am on my redemption arc, and I wish for kindness and support in that.}}
{{quotebox|If I can be welcomed again, that would be nice, but I do not expect it so.
⚡️💙⚡️}}

Chris later deleted the above tweets.

==Still avoiding mention of incest==
19 February<br>
3:17 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=chainytenth.bsky.social|[''replying to above posts'']

Very well done and appreciated Christine. You haven't mentioned the Barb incident though....that is the darkest incident that requires the most illumination to fully excise. Hi Reddit, Goatwhorre here.}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|I have already talked about that, there is nothing else needed to be said. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Repeating last part of textwall==
19 February<br>
3:18 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.
{{quotebox|...about that. I have been possessed before by angels and even Gods. And I did literally Body-Swap with Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Sonichu Prime, and a certain someone who will not be mentioned, because I am not at liberty to do so, because that would be doxxing.}}
{{quotebox|And one last thing I will mention of in recent years: I Lied when I was asked about not being in certain places where I was bigfoot photographed. I am not at liberty to talk about those experiences or individuals online. So, Of Course I Lied with that. And I have LOTS to talk about, eventually,...}}
{{quotebox|...if not never about all of that.

So, yeah. That is pretty much all of my burdens and sins. Every single one. With all of that said, I bid all of you a good and safe day with #LightPower and Blessings while I clear my chakras and realign with the cosmos, earth, sun and moon.Be safe and well.⚡️💙⚡️}}

Chris later deleted the posts.

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3==
21 February<br>
3:24 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Act 6.5, Part 3 has been up. My bad for not posting sooner; been busy with commissions.⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3]]'']}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 6.5, Part 3==
21 February<br>
3:24 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1 is up. #ProjectSNT and #DoopieDoover have their revelations.⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 1]]'']}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2==
23 February<br>
11:40 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|How many of you all liked when Chris went crazy against Eggman in the moment?

Act 7, Part 2 is up.⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 7, Part 2]]'']}}

==Spiritual Love Day, February 24==
24 February<br>
10:15 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.

{{quotebox|Happy [[Christian Love Day|#SpiritualLoveDay]], everyone!

I go over the meaning of it in this video uploaded around the specific time I was born on this day back in 1982.⚡️💙⚡️

It does not mean simply my (and others') birthday or Mexican Flag Day.

I Wish everyone would understand that.

[''posts link to [[Spiritual Love Day, February 24]]'']}}

{{quotebox|I Wish everyone would understand that.}}

On Twitter, Chris posted a slightly different version:

{{quotebox|Happy #SpiritualLoveDay, everyone!

I go over the meaning of it in this video uploaded around the specific time I was born on this day back in 1982.
⚡️💙⚡️

It does not mean simply my (and others') birthday or Mexican Flag Day.

[''posts link to video'']}}
{{quotebox|I really Wish everyone would understand that.
⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8==
24 February<br>
10:17 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter a minute later.
{{quotebox|What else is there to say, but

Ultimate Miracle Chaos Raibow Control!!! ⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act 8]]'']}}

==Delusions==
26 February<br>
10:15 AM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky.

{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=nobleemrld.bsky.social|[''replying to above post'']

Is this all real stuff that happened? I'm just curious}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I ask because I just started watching this series}}
{{quotebox|speaker=Chris|Actually, yes, it not only has happened back in between [[2006]] and present days, but also has either already happened or will happen with you and EVERYONE of the [[1218]] half of Earth, period.⚡️💙⚡️

Check your [[dreams]], [[Daydreams|visions]], cosmos and experiences. Count the moments of Dejá Vu you have had recently.}}

==Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue==
27 February<br>
12:29 PM

Posted to Chris's Bluesky, then Twitter two minutes later.

{{quotebox|Epilogue...⚡️💙⚡️

[''posts link to [[Reading Chaos Crystal Control Act Epilogue]]'']}}

On Twitter, Chris also posted a gif from ''Spongebob Squarepants'' with text "Epilogue"''.

{{Social media}}

March 2026 social media posts

2026-03-02T20:39:23Z

Eamoo: Created page with "{{ongoing}} This page is an archive of Chris's social media posts during March 2026. Unless otherwise indicated, the posts are on X from the account @CPU_CWCSonichu and on Bluesky from the account ‪@cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social‬ and all time stamps are Eastern Time Zone (ET). {{Social media}}"