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It's not that cold

2011-08-12T08:00:03Z

Elagabalus:

'''It's not that cold''', also known as '''101 2464''', is a bizarre, ''[[Random-access humor|surreal]]'' video [[Chris]] uploaded on 9 [[August 2011]]. In it, Chris is directly outside of his house, dressed in a red [[muscle bra]] and an [[Chris and fashion|ill-fitting miniskirt]]. Chris "digs up" [[Patti]], wears her fur as a coat, and hums the song "[[wikipedia:Goodbye Horses|Goodbye Horses]]" while making references to ''[[wikipedia:The Silence of the Lambs (film)|The Silence of the Lambs]]''.

== Video ==
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's not that cold
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FTS2n3A7Gzc}}
| stardate = 9 [[August 2011]]
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Redbra|text}}
| previous = [[Calling Out#Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher]]
| next = [[Calling Out#Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:Would you mount and do me.jpg|thumb|right|Reality was much more horrifying.]]
''[Chris walks into frame and crosses his arms over his chest. He shakes his head]''

Ooh…brrrr…ooh, sure is cold out here…ooohh. Could really use, uh, somethin' to…k-keep me warm right now...or something.

''[Chris begins to mime digging a hole]''

''[Chris starts humming, then puts on the Safety Parka and wraps fur around his neck, holding it in place]''

There we are! All nice and snuggley warm...and cozy. Thank you [[Patti]]! Now we are [[speech impediment|togedder]], forever.

''[Continues humming, and shows his ass to the camera, pulling up his skirt]''

Would you fuck me, [[/cwc/|789chan]]? I'd fuck me.

''[Chris pats his ass, continues humming and begins to dance around like [[Wikipedia:Jame Gumb|Buffalo Bill]] before sauntering over to the camera]''

''[Chris says something, but is cut off by the end of the video]''

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = He's Baaaaaaaaaack!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|UlihS-rSnV4}}
| maker = DrNurse
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
| type = Welcome Home Tribute
}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011|2011-08-09]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]

Jackie E-mails 9

2010-11-09T14:30:17Z

Elagabalus: piping

{{Email|August 19, 2010 - 8:33pm

Hey Chris!

Oh! I was meaning to ask you last time… what have you done with that [[troll]] forum lately? I completely forgot about it since I've been traveling and my parents have been rather clingy lately, heehee! :9 Have you gotten inside their website or gotten their passwords yet? Before I left, you posted once… I think you should be posting more on there. You know, so they don't get curious over why you're not that active. You don't want them changing tune! What's the game plan, baby boy?

Yesterday, I went there and looked around myself and found some super weird threads. Like, this one! About [[masturbating]] with "icy hot"… Here's the link: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=54</nowiki> Have you ever tried that?? Is that common? Not being a guy I'd have no idea… Hmm.. Does seem pretty fun and kinky, though! Heehee. I've been so horny lately, Chris, you have no idea! I've had very little alone time and it's leaving me frustrated… I can't wait to see the colored drawing! I know it will bring the relief I so desperately need. If I can't be with you right now, at least I'll be able to keep these pictures close with me at all times… <nowiki>;)</nowiki>

XOXO Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 19, 2010 - 9:02pm

Firstly, it is good to see the Forum back up, after a loong time of it being down. I had [[User:Miela|received a package]] from a [[White Knight|fan]] in Germany, who also watched in a recent [[IRC]] Troll Talk; he enclosed pages of the transcript of the discussion. I let my father read it first; he found on there that they have figured out who Junior Jenkins really was, so that disguise is (to me) [[Chris and reality|theoretically]] gone (I'll read the pages for myself a little later). :( And I'll try logging in shortly after sending you this e-mail.

Attached is the completed drawing of you and me in a pool with a man and a woman watching (all you can see of them is their feet really). I will hold the $40 for two weeks, and by my check, two Fridays from now will be September 3rd (unless you inform me otherwise), so I will rearrange my plans for the postponing. You and I will still meet at the planned Starbucks at 1:00 PM that day.

On a side-note, let me ask your opinion, would "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World" be a choice movie for you and I to see together? I'm sure you've heard of it.

I'll e-mail you later with more thoughts.

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{EmailReply|August 21, 2010 - 6:23pm

I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. You and your friend have been hanging out and having fun; I can understand that. I'd still like to hear how you're doing and what you've been up to (with details). :)

Did you like the pool party drawing I sent you? I apologize again for being late with that. Something else I have on my mind, I've drawn for you to help you keep sweet memory and self-pleasuring fun with until when we finally meet (in September now), I want something from you to help me. Photographs are good, but I'd really like to hear your voice. I would appreciate a voice recording mp3 audio file from you. You got to hear my voice from my past videos on my [[YouTube]]. It doesn't have to be much; it can be like a fun message you would leave on my voicemail (flirty and turn-me-on-able optional). And I would appreciate the file on a MegaUpload site, and a link to find it with (after I download it, you may remove it from the M.U. site).

Please help me endure the wait for our meeting better, Sweetheart.

Anyway, you have a good time with your friend and stay safe.

Stay Sweet too, 
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian}}

{{Email|August 21, 2010 - 7:51pm

Hey Chris! Sorry I didn't write yesterday, I meant to but then things went crazy all day and I totally lost track of time.

I really liked the drawing you made, it was sweet, but, I was wondering... now that you've drawn your own fantasy, when are you going to draw mine? The one I told you about? I'm still looking forward to seeing that... <3

I'll write a little more later,

XOXOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 22, 2010 - 12:25pm

Firstly, I'll have to backtrack the e-mails to refresh myself of your fantasy, but I will have it drawn out for you within this week, I Promise.

I understand you having lost track of time; it happens to me sometimes too. I appreciate hearing from you again and knowing that you continue to be safe. :)

Also, current topic, I am going to REALLY Push for my [[Manchester High School]] Class of 2000 Reunion today and this week. I am going to get in contact with the principal (same dude, thank [[God]]) and INSIST on getting the person who put together the Seinor Prom to put the Promised Reunion together. I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.

Also, what of the recording of your voice for me; would you make it for me, please? I have done, and going to do, a lot for you; all I ask for now is a sweet sample of your voice.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 2:01pm

Hey Chris.

You know, it's great that you want to get that reunion together for your high school class. But I am curious why you don't take more of an initiative yourself on this? You should talk to your principal and offer to put the reunion together yourself. Especially since you aren't working right now, I'm sure a lot of your old classmates don't really have the time to work on it and would greatly appreciate if you took the bull by the horns. I understand why you're annoyed that you haven't heard anything, but if you feel that strongly about it you should really be the one to take charge, don't you think sweetie? Planning those sorts of reunions is usually up to some sort of student committee, rather than the school itself. If no one is working on the reunion, then you should work on it. Especially because the committee already put together the prom, I bet they'd love it if someone else from their class took up the weight on their shoulders and put together the reunion. I think you've mentioned your desire for a reunion before, but obviously if no one else is working on it then you're going to shoulder the burden. Remember the old saying Chris, if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. But then again, it's not a job you can do alone. You can be the leader, but you'll need others to help do all the menial work. But it's up to you to round them up, sweetie.

This is getting me kind of jazzed! What do you think of the idea? I think you have what it takes to take charge and be the leader here. Maybe you could ask your principal for a contact list of students or something, although after ten years I'm sure most people have moved or changed numbers, but he might have some email or something. Actually, I know you've said before you've tried to get in touch with old classmates but had trouble tracking them down, right? That might not work...

Ooh, you know what you could do to get your old classmates' attention? Make a youtube video! I know stupid trolls will make a bunch of fuss over it, but the fact is that your youtube is where everyone knows to look for you. What better way is there to contact people you can't find? Do it, Chris. Make a video demanding that they put in the effort to see this reunion through. Who of your classmates do you think would be best suited? Get them to come under your wing and work on this.

You know, this is making me curious. I don't think you've told me a whole lot about your high school experience. What was your prom like? What was your graduation ceremony like? I remember the commencement speech my class's valedictorian gave at our graduation, it was so funny, but also heartwarming. Did you ride the school bus? What was that like? What kind of classes did you take?

Anyway, about your recording request, Chris, that's kind of creepy, honestly. I don't mean to be harsh but I just want to be truthful. I'd much rather talk to you in person or on the phone, I'm not sure why you prefer a recording.

Hey, what's going on with that trolling forum? Have you started posting there? I know you said something about some troll claimed jenkinsjinkies was you, but he was probably just dicking around because of how popular "jinkies" was getting on their site. What was the email address you used to log in there? You should check it, I'm sure if they wanted to question you on it they would write you. I didn't see any threads talking about you or saying your cover was blown last time I was on the forum, seems like if they didn't believe your disguise they would have talked about it on the forum, considering how big of a deal jinkies was to them. Just check in to the forum and your email.

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 7:00pm

Chris, don't have a lot of time to talk, driving around Toronto tonight. But I had the idea of sneaking into one of their IRC chatrooms to find out more info about what they're doing, because I didn't believe this [[playstation 3]] thing, but I found out some stuff. I was only in the chatroom for a few minutes pretending to be a troll (my name is "nyycklaj") but I talked to that canine guy, this is the chatlog (the password for the log is "troll"):

http://pastebin.ca/VxvlnDjb

I had to leave because I'm so busy so I don't know if anything else was said but I think I saw quite enough. I know you said you don't want to talk about this, I can't bear to see how they treat you either but you do need to do something. Chris, they've got some foolproof plan. They may be assholes but unfortunately, they plan ahead. I think you'd better deal with this NOW. Get in that inner circle and shut them down.

I feel really bad about them doing this to you, Chris. I want you to just blow up their website and end this once and for all. Because frankly, if we're going to try to start a potential relationship I want your life to be free of this baggage when we do, or else we won't have a chance. I want this to all be behind you when I see you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 22, 2010 - 9:30pm

Well, the reason I don't or haven't done it myself is because I do not feel confident in putting together such a huge event, and I have NO prior experience or knowledge of setting up a Reunion. Plus, like I said, it was Previously Implied as a Promise in that slideshow. I've been looking forward to it for ten years since; I've been expecting the people who made that promise to put it together themselves. I guess I was expecting too much; the only knowledge I had of how great my Class was, was through my small circle of friends. To list the top of the bunch from my memory...

-[[Kellie Andes]] 
-[[Tiffany Gowen]] 
-Sarah Bevel 
-Brian Smart 
-Miranda Mitchell 
-Molly Quarles 
-Damien Coy

I intend to talk with the Principal to see about the thing, and I am NOT going to make a video for YouTube and risk LURING the damn trolls to set something FAKE and LURE ME into their Trap(s). [[Chris_and_reality|I am smart]] and aware of those S.O.B.s and their treachery and ploys.

I feel a bit too keyed up to recall my H.S. stories, but I promise to tell you in another e-mail or on the day we meet. But I will inform you of the nutshells:

-Graduation was bad. 
-Prom was fun, thanks to Tiffany Gown (I owe her a dance in return for
her generous favor). 
-I could have done a LOT more in High School. 
-I was literally [[Naive]] in the whole [[Dating]] thing. 
-I could have really used a [[Dating Education]] Class alongside the Sex-Ed. 
-Kellie Andes was my High School Sweetheart, but since I left, she got
married and now has three children. I REALLY should have Dated that
girl. DAMN, why was I NOT taught to Date?

And I dream of going BACK to Manchester High as a Returning Honorary Student (or just relive my Junior and/or Seinor Year). Often I wish my family and I had NEVER left [[Chesterfield County]] and moved back to Crappy [[Greene County]] and return to my [[Autism]] Birthplace. I even wish I could afford to move back there myself and start a new life, but I can't. Even with my blessings and [[Monthly_tugboat|items paid for from my own hands]], [[14_Branchland_Court|the house they're all in]], [[Chris%27s_room|its comfort]], and my parents [[Chris_and_English|all remains my anchor keeping me in this one-cow-town with a Wal-Mart and a city which is considered anti-social and hoity-toity and mid to low comfortable to me being nearest.]]

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Soo many issues.

<nowiki>*shakes head*</nowiki>

I have asked you to call me, but you're on your Pay-As-You-Go Plan, and I felt if you couldn't afford to call me a recording I could play over and over again until I finally met you would be just as good. But if you feel it weird, then I guess I was in error.

Also, I made a new post on the Forum, with the aid of my father, and my own personal touch to make it more believable. <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=80</nowiki>

I wait until I can think, or am instructed, of something else to do against the trolls. But mostly of bigger importance to me is getting together with you, Jacklyn, the High School Reunion, and protecting myself from those damn trolls. I wish I knew where [[Clyde Cash]] lived, so I could plan on going over there myself and beating the shit out of him with the frustrations that have further been built within me since I found that damn [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I got to take some more breaths and play a game or something to distract myself. But I REALLY wish I can talk with you, Jackie, over the phone, or at least be able to hear you. I guess a fair comparison is an animated cartoon character with a voice actor is about equal to a real person photograph with a memorized spoken phrase. IDK, but I hope I'm making a point with it, because my mind is befuddled right now.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christain.}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 10:14pm

Hey Chris.

Well, about setting up the reunion, you know, I doubt any of your other classmates have any experience in setting up such a big event, either. How else do you think someone learns how to do it? By trying. Furthermore, the slideshow you mention, well, it sounds like it was just being hopeful that a reunion would take place. I don't think it was a promise to organize the reunion themselves. Think about it, how likely is it that some teenagers in high school would reasonably know that they would be available and able to organize the reunion ten years into the future? Most high schools have ten year reunions, so they were probably just assuming there would be one, it doesn't really make sense to put the burden on them. I mean, we all proclaim things we don't really take seriously sometimes. Like you and [[Sonichu]], right? You've been telling people for months that you're working on that, but you only really say that to keep them quiet, right? It's kind of like that.

What about your graduation was so bad? Mine was really fun. You seem to look back on high school with a lot of regret and resentment, to be honest. It's not healthy to carry all that negativity around. What were those friends of yours like? I remember my group of friends in high school, we were inseparable. We had this one guy named [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|Harry]] who was kind of weird, he just followed us around awkwardly and didn't really say anything, we let him hang around because we wanted to be nice and he didn't seem like anyone else liked him. But other than that we had nothing but great times. Why would you want to go back to high school now though? I mean, I loved my high school experience, but I couldn't stand being back there as I am now because I've changed and grown so much - I'm a completely different person now, I wouldn't be able to tolerate high school now.

As for moving back there, well, Chris, you're a grown adult. You can do it if you actually really want to. I mean, it'll take time to recover from your recent financial problems, but if you discipline yourself and prioritize your spending and your life from now on you will be able to move out on your own before long. I don't really get why you say your parents and your comfortable life are "anchors" keeping you from moving - you seem to have nothing but complaints about your current life situation, so I don't get how it can be "comfortable" at the same time. It's pretty simple Chris, either you want out of it or you don't. (And not to beat a dead horse, but we've talked about your dependency on social security means that nothing you have is really paid by your "own hands". Your "own hands" implies you earn what you get.)

*Sigh* ...I'm kind of saddened by your negativity Chris. I suggest things that you can do to help yourself; but you just shoot them down without trying, and then you still complain about having no solution. You say you're "waiting to be instructed" on what to do about the trolls? Well, I've told you things you can do, but you don't try them. I've told you what you can do about the reunion but you don't try that either. I've told you how you can try to get in touch with your old friends but you just assume it's not worth trying because of troll interference. You know, if you're afraid of false info and traps, I can certainly help you filter out the fake stuff from the real. Just show me whatever responses you get and I'll guide you in how to deal with them, that way you have another perspective so you don't have to worry about traps on your own. Sound good? Because one thing I'm NOT going to do, Chris, is look up your friends and contact them for you. You really need to learn to do things for yourself when you want something done. You're 28 years old, you can't expect everyone to hold your hand all the time. A [[girlfriend]] certainly won't, in case that's what you expected.

But anyway... I'll think about calling you. But I don't really want to talk to someone who has this "pity me" attitude even when I've given you plenty of help to solve your problems. Maybe I just need a good night's sleep to get over this frustration. Write me tomorrow, okay?

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 23, 2010 - 7:14pm

I will look into setting up the Reunion myself. I'll get the list of the C.O.2000 Students Contact List from the Principal, look for volunteers in my congregation to help to put together the committee. And I have your support too. :)

I also apologize for sounding pitiful; I am a lot better than that.

A bit of my friends; Kellie Andes was my H.S. [[Sweetheart]] [[Chris_and_reality|(at least in my opinion)]]. I met her my Sophmore Year in P.E. We also shared a few other classes together, including a Science Class. She was a very nice and smart girl; quite talkative too. I gave her a gift now and then on the occasions, such as Valentines Day and her [[Birthday]]. Without my knowledge, of which I had learned a LOT later, she was going out with some other dude.

Tiffany Gowen was a bit of a tomboy, but she was a good and smart girl too; also tough and sweet. She asked Me to dance at the Seinor Prom (I gave a lame excuse of "Two Left Feet" at first); she whisked me onto the dance floor, and we were having fun. Even a close slow dance; it was nice. I've been looking forward to the Reunion to return the favor.

Sarah Bevel and Brian Smart were the High School Sweethearts I was well-aware of (the ONLY couple I was well-aware of). They both were good people. They, Tiffany and I shared lunchtime together at the same table our Seinor Year.

I had more friends who were very good to me throughout High School as well. Also, I was not all that a Popular Individual, and I was Not Aware of ANY "Popularity Food Chain", and I had no concern of such a stupid hierarchy. I was somewhere in the Middle.

Same thing throughout College; little Popularity, no concern of such; except it was a downhill slope for me that I was only too happy to leave behind.

Grade-Wise From Middle School, I was on Honor Roll ALL THE WAY (made the Dean's List in PVCC too).

My High School Graduation was bad, because of me leaving my friends and NOT receiving ANY Awards for my Talents (I only got a Star Pin for my [[Honor Roll]] Grades), I felt very sad on Graduation Day. Plus it was a rainy, rainy day (it didn't help either). All of my friends were scattered in the alphabetical lineup; my family, the Reverend Shin and his family (of the Korean Church we were going to back then), and the faculty were there; plus some big-wig people who I do not remember their names at all (and I was too crestfallen to pay attention then). The final nail that sealed my sad deal was when they passed out MORE Talent Awards right before handing out Diplomas (still got none myself). Walking up in the single-file line, I got my diploma, but I did not shake anyone's hands, and I cried. After returning to my seat, I excused myself up the center aisle and sought a secluded area for myself (a table in the dining area of the building). It would have gone better if I had my friends around me, instead of two "C"-named strangers, and if I had gotten a BIG Award for my Talents.

On a Flip Side, my [[PVCC]] Graduation went The Complete Opposite; I was happy; I shook a Governer's hand, and I actually threw my cap in the air with the rest of the crowd I was in. This complete 180 was due to the fact that I had Little amount of Acquaintances, and that thanks to some people, PVCC was like a Hell Hole to me, and I was ONLY TOO HAPPY to be Leaving it.

NOT to sound pitiful here, but the dreams I have of going back to my High School life and wanting to go back to Chesterfield Co., they’re all based from my events from the past number of years after moving back; I'd say since about 2003 or 5 (somewhere in between there) the emotional hurts started, ever since my 21st Birthday when ON THAT DAY, I was literally kicked out of the English Class I was taking at PVCC for having scared the male professor beforehand. We were reading “Wednesday's Child", which is a story of a Autistic Girl; I raised my hand and informed him that I was High-Functioning Autistic. Between that surprise, plus past opinions I've expressed in writing in my homework of critiquing other students' essays or stories we were reading and such. There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including [[smoking]], and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.

I have a considerably comfortable life, and I appreciate it all, I do. It's just not having someone to share it with, and me being sometimes yelled at by my father for letting a bunch of our private information get out on the [[internet]] (including such content I was tricked out of or blackmailed into doing by those trolls).

I feel my life would be a lot better with my own girl by my side to share it with, hang out, make love, being together, eventually having children and such.

When my life here is that much better, especially before having the chance to move back to Chesterfield Co., I would feel better being able to stay here... I should probably re-evaluate my life or something, IDK.

I would appreciate it if you did call me (please e-mail me the phone number you'd be calling from beforehand, so I'll know to watch for that, and you won't have to go to voicemail).

I am not a pitiful person, and I do not want you to think of me that way, Sweetheart.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet, 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 23, 2010 - 10:04pm

Hey Chris!

When I said you need help for your reunion, I kind of meant your fellow classmates. I mean, neither your congregation, nor myself went to Manchester High, you and your classmates did.

What awards were you hoping to get at graduation? If your high school was like mine they probably only had one award for every category, they can't give the awards to everyone. It saddens me how, ten years later, you still seem to just be so bitter and unappreciative of your graduation. Can you really think of nothing good about the ceremony, even to this day? I mean, if you had gotten an award, wouldn't the other person who didn't get the award feel bad instead of you? And you really wouldn't shake anyone's hand? My school President and Principle weren't always my favorite people but I sure respected them, and when they put out their hands at my graduation I shook them proudly because they worked very hard to provide an environment where I could get a good education. It seems like if something isn't perfect for you then you just don't accept anything about it at all - just like how you don't want to try any of the solutions I suggest.

But enough of that, let's talk about the reunion some more. As I said, I doubt the principle has contact info for most of your class, because they've all probably moved and changed numbers in the past ten years, and the school would have no reason to keep accurate contact info for people who have already graduated. (Some schools, like mine, throw out their contact info for students after they leave the school, so they have nothing at all.) I know trolls will probably try to give you false positives and lure you into traps if you make a video, but seriously, I think it is the best way for you to get in touch with your old classmates. Like I said, I will help you filter out the false from the true responses - I want to put emphasis on that, because I don't want you to get the impression from my last email that I won't help you at all; I am definitely willing to help you out with this. I just wanted you to take the first step and do it. But once you're underway, we're in it together, okay? Tell you what, why don't you make a prototype video and just send it to me? Not one to release, but I can watch it and give you advice on it, help you with things to say, and such. That way you can make a new video afterwards that's made right. Tell you what, get that to me by Thursday, please. Thursday at 9:00pm.

And don't worry about sounding pitiful for remembering old times sweetie, that's not what I meant. We all love to reminisce about good times in our past, and I want to hear more things about your past, your past has a huge part in making you who you are. When I said you had kind of a "pity me" attitude, what I meant was that you didn't seem to appreciate what you currently do have - and you have a lot more than a lot of people - and that sometimes you seem to want to keep complaining about what you have even when you're offered a solution. That's all I meant by it.

Anyway, how is the trolling forum thing going? I was poking around there today and found this thread where they're talking about your playstation again, take a look: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=82</nowiki>
As you can see, they have people everywhere, and they obviously are capable of covering their tracks or else they wouldn't be able to stay in place as long as they do; they wouldn't even believe you if you told them they have trolls in their ranks. Deferring to other authorities like me or whoever just doesn't work because they keep on rolling. You've got to start handling things yourself here, Chris, and quickly. If you can get in and smash up the trolls' efforts, they'll be too busy picking up the pieces of their stupid game to even care about the video you release.

Also, there was this weird thread: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=67</nowiki>
Who is [[Reggie]]? Do you know her?

Well, anyway, get me that prototype video by Thursday so that I can critique it and point out things that might be exploitable by trolls so we can remove them for the final product. Keep a strong heart sweetie, we'll get through this. You just need to take the first step through the door, I'll be waiting to hold your hand on the other side. <3

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 23, 2010 - 10:09pm

Oh, before I go to bed, since you missed the deadline originally, let me say I want you to get that picture of my fantasy to me by Friday at 9:00pm, like I asked. That should give you time to get me the prototype video by Thursday and then draw up the picture on Friday. I look forward to seeing it, sweetie! ;)}}

{{EmailReply|August 24, 2010 - 8:23pm

As I type this e-mail, it is being uploaded onto the MegaUploader; you'll likely get the e-mail with the link right before I send this message. I am attaching some photos I thought may be good for the video, including one I actually hold up in this one. I await your valued opinions. :)

I will leave the video uploaded until about 9:00 PM tomorrow, or right after I receive your confirmation of having successfully downloaded the video file.

For the Graduation topic,... counting the blessings... I was able to greet Tiffany for the last time then; the ceremony went without any casualties; my family, Tiffany, and my teacher, Mrs. Johnson, were there to offer condolences and support for me; I got my Bible from the Reverend Shin as a Graduation gift. That's all I can think of. I was hoping for an award for my Talents; either in ART or MATH at least.

I think the Ceremony was Televised, so I wouldn't be surprised if my Faux Paux of an emotional outburst when I got my Diploma was a Highlight on the News that night. Yes, I Really Did Not shake anyone's hand back then. If I had the chance, I would like to see the video, because I didn't have the bird's-eye-view of the event. I feel ashamed of myself for how I acted then; my father recently told me that he was still ashamed of me of what I did then too. He said I disgraced the family. :_(

Principal Koste and Assistant, Mr. Don Skeen, and everyone else at Manchester High were all very good people, and I did, and still do, respect them all. If I could have it to do ALL over again, I WOULD definitely shake their hands.

The Troll Forum; I do not know anyone named Reggie, and I have informed the people of Sony of the Forum, starting from the confession on this page, <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=77</nowiki>.

As for smashing up the Trolls' efforts from the Forum, I have no idea what to say or do; what are you expecting or suggesting that I'd say or do?

Anyway, I await your opinions and thoughts of the "Prototype" Video. And I'm drawing in my head the image for the Circle Bang fantasy. Thank you very much for your valued support.

Stay Safe and Sweet, Sweetheart. :) 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

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Jackie E-mails 9

2010-11-09T14:24:41Z

Elagabalus: piping

{{Email|August 19, 2010 - 8:33pm

Hey Chris!

Oh! I was meaning to ask you last time… what have you done with that [[troll]] forum lately? I completely forgot about it since I've been traveling and my parents have been rather clingy lately, heehee! :9 Have you gotten inside their website or gotten their passwords yet? Before I left, you posted once… I think you should be posting more on there. You know, so they don't get curious over why you're not that active. You don't want them changing tune! What's the game plan, baby boy?

Yesterday, I went there and looked around myself and found some super weird threads. Like, this one! About [[masturbating]] with "icy hot"… Here's the link: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=54</nowiki> Have you ever tried that?? Is that common? Not being a guy I'd have no idea… Hmm.. Does seem pretty fun and kinky, though! Heehee. I've been so horny lately, Chris, you have no idea! I've had very little alone time and it's leaving me frustrated… I can't wait to see the colored drawing! I know it will bring the relief I so desperately need. If I can't be with you right now, at least I'll be able to keep these pictures close with me at all times… <nowiki>;)</nowiki>

XOXO Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 19, 2010 - 9:02pm

Firstly, it is good to see the Forum back up, after a loong time of it being down. I had [[User:Miela|received a package]] from a [[White Knight|fan]] in Germany, who also watched in a recent [[IRC]] Troll Talk; he enclosed pages of the transcript of the discussion. I let my father read it first; he found on there that they have figured out who Junior Jenkins really was, so that disguise is (to me) [[Chris and reality|theoretically]] gone (I'll read the pages for myself a little later). :( And I'll try logging in shortly after sending you this e-mail.

Attached is the completed drawing of you and me in a pool with a man and a woman watching (all you can see of them is their feet really). I will hold the $40 for two weeks, and by my check, two Fridays from now will be September 3rd (unless you inform me otherwise), so I will rearrange my plans for the postponing. You and I will still meet at the planned Starbucks at 1:00 PM that day.

On a side-note, let me ask your opinion, would "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World" be a choice movie for you and I to see together? I'm sure you've heard of it.

I'll e-mail you later with more thoughts.

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{EmailReply|August 21, 2010 - 6:23pm

I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. You and your friend have been hanging out and having fun; I can understand that. I'd still like to hear how you're doing and what you've been up to (with details). :)

Did you like the pool party drawing I sent you? I apologize again for being late with that. Something else I have on my mind, I've drawn for you to help you keep sweet memory and self-pleasuring fun with until when we finally meet (in September now), I want something from you to help me. Photographs are good, but I'd really like to hear your voice. I would appreciate a voice recording mp3 audio file from you. You got to hear my voice from my past videos on my [[YouTube]]. It doesn't have to be much; it can be like a fun message you would leave on my voicemail (flirty and turn-me-on-able optional). And I would appreciate the file on a MegaUpload site, and a link to find it with (after I download it, you may remove it from the M.U. site).

Please help me endure the wait for our meeting better, Sweetheart.

Anyway, you have a good time with your friend and stay safe.

Stay Sweet too, 
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian}}

{{Email|August 21, 2010 - 7:51pm

Hey Chris! Sorry I didn't write yesterday, I meant to but then things went crazy all day and I totally lost track of time.

I really liked the drawing you made, it was sweet, but, I was wondering... now that you've drawn your own fantasy, when are you going to draw mine? The one I told you about? I'm still looking forward to seeing that... <3

I'll write a little more later,

XOXOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 22, 2010 - 12:25pm

Firstly, I'll have to backtrack the e-mails to refresh myself of your fantasy, but I will have it drawn out for you within this week, I Promise.

I understand you having lost track of time; it happens to me sometimes too. I appreciate hearing from you again and knowing that you continue to be safe. :)

Also, current topic, I am going to REALLY Push for my [[Manchester High School]] Class of 2000 Reunion today and this week. I am going to get in contact with the principal (same dude, thank [[God]]) and INSIST on getting the person who put together the Seinor Prom to put the Promised Reunion together. I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.

Also, what of the recording of your voice for me; would you make it for me, please? I have done, and going to do, a lot for you; all I ask for now is a sweet sample of your voice.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 2:01pm

Hey Chris.

You know, it's great that you want to get that reunion together for your high school class. But I am curious why you don't take more of an initiative yourself on this? You should talk to your principal and offer to put the reunion together yourself. Especially since you aren't working right now, I'm sure a lot of your old classmates don't really have the time to work on it and would greatly appreciate if you took the bull by the horns. I understand why you're annoyed that you haven't heard anything, but if you feel that strongly about it you should really be the one to take charge, don't you think sweetie? Planning those sorts of reunions is usually up to some sort of student committee, rather than the school itself. If no one is working on the reunion, then you should work on it. Especially because the committee already put together the prom, I bet they'd love it if someone else from their class took up the weight on their shoulders and put together the reunion. I think you've mentioned your desire for a reunion before, but obviously if no one else is working on it then you're going to shoulder the burden. Remember the old saying Chris, if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. But then again, it's not a job you can do alone. You can be the leader, but you'll need others to help do all the menial work. But it's up to you to round them up, sweetie.

This is getting me kind of jazzed! What do you think of the idea? I think you have what it takes to take charge and be the leader here. Maybe you could ask your principal for a contact list of students or something, although after ten years I'm sure most people have moved or changed numbers, but he might have some email or something. Actually, I know you've said before you've tried to get in touch with old classmates but had trouble tracking them down, right? That might not work...

Ooh, you know what you could do to get your old classmates' attention? Make a youtube video! I know stupid trolls will make a bunch of fuss over it, but the fact is that your youtube is where everyone knows to look for you. What better way is there to contact people you can't find? Do it, Chris. Make a video demanding that they put in the effort to see this reunion through. Who of your classmates do you think would be best suited? Get them to come under your wing and work on this.

You know, this is making me curious. I don't think you've told me a whole lot about your high school experience. What was your prom like? What was your graduation ceremony like? I remember the commencement speech my class's valedictorian gave at our graduation, it was so funny, but also heartwarming. Did you ride the school bus? What was that like? What kind of classes did you take?

Anyway, about your recording request, Chris, that's kind of creepy, honestly. I don't mean to be harsh but I just want to be truthful. I'd much rather talk to you in person or on the phone, I'm not sure why you prefer a recording.

Hey, what's going on with that trolling forum? Have you started posting there? I know you said something about some troll claimed jenkinsjinkies was you, but he was probably just dicking around because of how popular "jinkies" was getting on their site. What was the email address you used to log in there? You should check it, I'm sure if they wanted to question you on it they would write you. I didn't see any threads talking about you or saying your cover was blown last time I was on the forum, seems like if they didn't believe your disguise they would have talked about it on the forum, considering how big of a deal jinkies was to them. Just check in to the forum and your email.

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 7:00pm

Chris, don't have a lot of time to talk, driving around Toronto tonight. But I had the idea of sneaking into one of their IRC chatrooms to find out more info about what they're doing, because I didn't believe this [[playstation 3]] thing, but I found out some stuff. I was only in the chatroom for a few minutes pretending to be a troll (my name is "nyycklaj") but I talked to that canine guy, this is the chatlog (the password for the log is "troll"):

http://pastebin.ca/VxvlnDjb

I had to leave because I'm so busy so I don't know if anything else was said but I think I saw quite enough. I know you said you don't want to talk about this, I can't bear to see how they treat you either but you do need to do something. Chris, they've got some foolproof plan. They may be assholes but unfortunately, they plan ahead. I think you'd better deal with this NOW. Get in that inner circle and shut them down.

I feel really bad about them doing this to you, Chris. I want you to just blow up their website and end this once and for all. Because frankly, if we're going to try to start a potential relationship I want your life to be free of this baggage when we do, or else we won't have a chance. I want this to all be behind you when I see you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 22, 2010 - 9:30pm

Well, the reason I don't or haven't done it myself is because I do not feel confident in putting together such a huge event, and I have NO prior experience or knowledge of setting up a Reunion. Plus, like I said, it was Previously Implied as a Promise in that slideshow. I've been looking forward to it for ten years since; I've been expecting the people who made that promise to put it together themselves. I guess I was expecting too much; the only knowledge I had of how great my Class was, was through my small circle of friends. To list the top of the bunch from my memory...

-[[Kellie Andes]] 
-[[Tiffany Gowen]] 
-Sarah Bevel 
-Brian Smart 
-Miranda Mitchell 
-Molly Quarles 
-Damien Coy

I intend to talk with the Principal to see about the thing, and I am NOT going to make a video for YouTube and risk LURING the damn trolls to set something FAKE and LURE ME into their Trap(s). [[Chris_and_reality|I am smart]] and aware of those S.O.B.s and their treachery and ploys.

I feel a bit too keyed up to recall my H.S. stories, but I promise to tell you in another e-mail or on the day we meet. But I will inform you of the nutshells:

-Graduation was bad. 
-Prom was fun, thanks to Tiffany Gown (I owe her a dance in return for
her generous favor). 
-I could have done a LOT more in High School. 
-I was literally [[Naive]] in the whole [[Dating]] thing. 
-I could have really used a [[Dating Education]] Class alongside the Sex-Ed. 
-Kellie Andes was my High School Sweetheart, but since I left, she got
married and now has three children. I REALLY should have Dated that
girl. DAMN, why was I NOT taught to Date?

And I dream of going BACK to Manchester High as a Returning Honorary Student (or just relive my Junior and/or Seinor Year). Often I wish my family and I had NEVER left [[Chesterfield County]] and moved back to Crappy [[Greene County]] and return to my [[Autism]] Birthplace. I even wish I could afford to move back there myself and start a new life, but I can't. Even with my blessings and [[Monthly_tugboat|items paid for from my own hands]], [[14_Branchland_Court|the house they're all in]], [[Chris%27s_room|its comfort]], and my parents [[Chris_and_English|all remains my anchor keeping me in this one-cow-town with a Wal-Mart and a city which is considered anti-social and hoity-toity and mid to low comfortable to me being nearest.]]

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Soo many issues.

<nowiki>*shakes head*</nowiki>

I have asked you to call me, but you're on your Pay-As-You-Go Plan, and I felt if you couldn't afford to call me a recording I could play over and over again until I finally met you would be just as good. But if you feel it weird, then I guess I was in error.

Also, I made a new post on the Forum, with the aid of my father, and my own personal touch to make it more believable. <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=80</nowiki>

I wait until I can think, or am instructed, of something else to do against the trolls. But mostly of bigger importance to me is getting together with you, Jacklyn, the High School Reunion, and protecting myself from those damn trolls. I wish I knew where [[Clyde Cash]] lived, so I could plan on going over there myself and beating the shit out of him with the frustrations that have further been built within me since I found that damn [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I got to take some more breaths and play a game or something to distract myself. But I REALLY wish I can talk with you, Jackie, over the phone, or at least be able to hear you. I guess a fair comparison is an animated cartoon character with a voice actor is about equal to a real person photograph with a memorized spoken phrase. IDK, but I hope I'm making a point with it, because my mind is befuddled right now.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christain.}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 10:14pm

Hey Chris.

Well, about setting up the reunion, you know, I doubt any of your other classmates have any experience in setting up such a big event, either. How else do you think someone learns how to do it? By trying. Furthermore, the slideshow you mention, well, it sounds like it was just being hopeful that a reunion would take place. I don't think it was a promise to organize the reunion themselves. Think about it, how likely is it that some teenagers in high school would reasonably know that they would be available and able to organize the reunion ten years into the future? Most high schools have ten year reunions, so they were probably just assuming there would be one, it doesn't really make sense to put the burden on them. I mean, we all proclaim things we don't really take seriously sometimes. Like you and [[Sonichu]], right? You've been telling people for months that you're working on that, but you only really say that to keep them quiet, right? It's kind of like that.

What about your graduation was so bad? Mine was really fun. You seem to look back on high school with a lot of regret and resentment, to be honest. It's not healthy to carry all that negativity around. What were those friends of yours like? I remember my group of friends in high school, we were inseparable. We had this one guy named [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|Harry]] who was kind of weird, he just followed us around awkwardly and didn't really say anything, we let him hang around because we wanted to be nice and he didn't seem like anyone else liked him. But other than that we had nothing but great times. Why would you want to go back to high school now though? I mean, I loved my high school experience, but I couldn't stand being back there as I am now because I've changed and grown so much - I'm a completely different person now, I wouldn't be able to tolerate high school now.

As for moving back there, well, Chris, you're a grown adult. You can do it if you actually really want to. I mean, it'll take time to recover from your recent financial problems, but if you discipline yourself and prioritize your spending and your life from now on you will be able to move out on your own before long. I don't really get why you say your parents and your comfortable life are "anchors" keeping you from moving - you seem to have nothing but complaints about your current life situation, so I don't get how it can be "comfortable" at the same time. It's pretty simple Chris, either you want out of it or you don't. (And not to beat a dead horse, but we've talked about your dependency on social security means that nothing you have is really paid by your "own hands". Your "own hands" implies you earn what you get.)

*Sigh* ...I'm kind of saddened by your negativity Chris. I suggest things that you can do to help yourself; but you just shoot them down without trying, and then you still complain about having no solution. You say you're "waiting to be instructed" on what to do about the trolls? Well, I've told you things you can do, but you don't try them. I've told you what you can do about the reunion but you don't try that either. I've told you how you can try to get in touch with your old friends but you just assume it's not worth trying because of troll interference. You know, if you're afraid of false info and traps, I can certainly help you filter out the fake stuff from the real. Just show me whatever responses you get and I'll guide you in how to deal with them, that way you have another perspective so you don't have to worry about traps on your own. Sound good? Because one thing I'm NOT going to do, Chris, is look up your friends and contact them for you. You really need to learn to do things for yourself when you want something done. You're 28 years old, you can't expect everyone to hold your hand all the time. A [[girlfriend]] certainly won't, in case that's what you expected.

But anyway... I'll think about calling you. But I don't really want to talk to someone who has this "pity me" attitude even when I've given you plenty of help to solve your problems. Maybe I just need a good night's sleep to get over this frustration. Write me tomorrow, okay?

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 23, 2010 - 7:14pm

I will look into setting up the Reunion myself. I'll get the list of the C.O.2000 Students Contact List from the Principal, look for volunteers in my congregation to help to put together the committee. And I have your support too. :)

I also apologize for sounding pitiful; I am a lot better than that.

A bit of my friends; Kellie Andes was my H.S. [[Sweetheart]] (at least in my opinion). I met her my Sophmore Year in P.E. We also shared a few other classes together, including a Science Class. She was a very nice and smart girl; quite talkative too. I gave her a gift now and then on the occasions, such as Valentines Day and her [[Birthday]]. Without my knowledge, of which I had learned a LOT later, she was going out with some other dude.

Tiffany Gowen was a bit of a tomboy, but she was a good and smart girl too; also tough and sweet. She asked Me to dance at the Seinor Prom (I gave a lame excuse of "Two Left Feet" at first); she whisked me onto the dance floor, and we were having fun. Even a close slow dance; it was nice. I've been looking forward to the Reunion to return the favor.

Sarah Bevel and Brian Smart were the High School Sweethearts I was well-aware of (the ONLY couple I was well-aware of). They both were good people. They, Tiffany and I shared lunchtime together at the same table our Seinor Year.

I had more friends who were very good to me throughout High School as well. Also, I was not all that a Popular Individual, and I was Not Aware of ANY "Popularity Food Chain", and I had no concern of such a stupid hierarchy. I was somewhere in the Middle.

Same thing throughout College; little Popularity, no concern of such; except it was a downhill slope for me that I was only too happy to leave behind.

Grade-Wise From Middle School, I was on Honor Roll ALL THE WAY (made the Dean's List in PVCC too).

My High School Graduation was bad, because of me leaving my friends and NOT receiving ANY Awards for my Talents (I only got a Star Pin for my [[Honor Roll]] Grades), I felt very sad on Graduation Day. Plus it was a rainy, rainy day (it didn't help either). All of my friends were scattered in the alphabetical lineup; my family, the Reverend Shin and his family (of the Korean Church we were going to back then), and the faculty were there; plus some big-wig people who I do not remember their names at all (and I was too crestfallen to pay attention then). The final nail that sealed my sad deal was when they passed out MORE Talent Awards right before handing out Diplomas (still got none myself). Walking up in the single-file line, I got my diploma, but I did not shake anyone's hands, and I cried. After returning to my seat, I excused myself up the center aisle and sought a secluded area for myself (a table in the dining area of the building). It would have gone better if I had my friends around me, instead of two "C"-named strangers, and if I had gotten a BIG Award for my Talents.

On a Flip Side, my [[PVCC]] Graduation went The Complete Opposite; I was happy; I shook a Governer's hand, and I actually threw my cap in the air with the rest of the crowd I was in. This complete 180 was due to the fact that I had Little amount of Acquaintances, and that thanks to some people, PVCC was like a Hell Hole to me, and I was ONLY TOO HAPPY to be Leaving it.

NOT to sound pitiful here, but the dreams I have of going back to my High School life and wanting to go back to Chesterfield Co., they’re all based from my events from the past number of years after moving back; I'd say since about 2003 or 5 (somewhere in between there) the emotional hurts started, ever since my 21st Birthday when ON THAT DAY, I was literally kicked out of the English Class I was taking at PVCC for having scared the male professor beforehand. We were reading “Wednesday's Child", which is a story of a Autistic Girl; I raised my hand and informed him that I was High-Functioning Autistic. Between that surprise, plus past opinions I've expressed in writing in my homework of critiquing other students' essays or stories we were reading and such. There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including [[smoking]], and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.

I have a considerably comfortable life, and I appreciate it all, I do. It's just not having someone to share it with, and me being sometimes yelled at by my father for letting a bunch of our private information get out on the [[internet]] (including such content I was tricked out of or blackmailed into doing by those trolls).

I feel my life would be a lot better with my own girl by my side to share it with, hang out, make love, being together, eventually having children and such.

When my life here is that much better, especially before having the chance to move back to Chesterfield Co., I would feel better being able to stay here... I should probably re-evaluate my life or something, IDK.

I would appreciate it if you did call me (please e-mail me the phone number you'd be calling from beforehand, so I'll know to watch for that, and you won't have to go to voicemail).

I am not a pitiful person, and I do not want you to think of me that way, Sweetheart.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet, 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 23, 2010 - 10:04pm

Hey Chris!

When I said you need help for your reunion, I kind of meant your fellow classmates. I mean, neither your congregation, nor myself went to Manchester High, you and your classmates did.

What awards were you hoping to get at graduation? If your high school was like mine they probably only had one award for every category, they can't give the awards to everyone. It saddens me how, ten years later, you still seem to just be so bitter and unappreciative of your graduation. Can you really think of nothing good about the ceremony, even to this day? I mean, if you had gotten an award, wouldn't the other person who didn't get the award feel bad instead of you? And you really wouldn't shake anyone's hand? My school President and Principle weren't always my favorite people but I sure respected them, and when they put out their hands at my graduation I shook them proudly because they worked very hard to provide an environment where I could get a good education. It seems like if something isn't perfect for you then you just don't accept anything about it at all - just like how you don't want to try any of the solutions I suggest.

But enough of that, let's talk about the reunion some more. As I said, I doubt the principle has contact info for most of your class, because they've all probably moved and changed numbers in the past ten years, and the school would have no reason to keep accurate contact info for people who have already graduated. (Some schools, like mine, throw out their contact info for students after they leave the school, so they have nothing at all.) I know trolls will probably try to give you false positives and lure you into traps if you make a video, but seriously, I think it is the best way for you to get in touch with your old classmates. Like I said, I will help you filter out the false from the true responses - I want to put emphasis on that, because I don't want you to get the impression from my last email that I won't help you at all; I am definitely willing to help you out with this. I just wanted you to take the first step and do it. But once you're underway, we're in it together, okay? Tell you what, why don't you make a prototype video and just send it to me? Not one to release, but I can watch it and give you advice on it, help you with things to say, and such. That way you can make a new video afterwards that's made right. Tell you what, get that to me by Thursday, please. Thursday at 9:00pm.

And don't worry about sounding pitiful for remembering old times sweetie, that's not what I meant. We all love to reminisce about good times in our past, and I want to hear more things about your past, your past has a huge part in making you who you are. When I said you had kind of a "pity me" attitude, what I meant was that you didn't seem to appreciate what you currently do have - and you have a lot more than a lot of people - and that sometimes you seem to want to keep complaining about what you have even when you're offered a solution. That's all I meant by it.

Anyway, how is the trolling forum thing going? I was poking around there today and found this thread where they're talking about your playstation again, take a look: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=82</nowiki>
As you can see, they have people everywhere, and they obviously are capable of covering their tracks or else they wouldn't be able to stay in place as long as they do; they wouldn't even believe you if you told them they have trolls in their ranks. Deferring to other authorities like me or whoever just doesn't work because they keep on rolling. You've got to start handling things yourself here, Chris, and quickly. If you can get in and smash up the trolls' efforts, they'll be too busy picking up the pieces of their stupid game to even care about the video you release.

Also, there was this weird thread: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=67</nowiki>
Who is [[Reggie]]? Do you know her?

Well, anyway, get me that prototype video by Thursday so that I can critique it and point out things that might be exploitable by trolls so we can remove them for the final product. Keep a strong heart sweetie, we'll get through this. You just need to take the first step through the door, I'll be waiting to hold your hand on the other side. <3

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 23, 2010 - 10:09pm

Oh, before I go to bed, since you missed the deadline originally, let me say I want you to get that picture of my fantasy to me by Friday at 9:00pm, like I asked. That should give you time to get me the prototype video by Thursday and then draw up the picture on Friday. I look forward to seeing it, sweetie! ;)}}

{{EmailReply|August 24, 2010 - 8:23pm

As I type this e-mail, it is being uploaded onto the MegaUploader; you'll likely get the e-mail with the link right before I send this message. I am attaching some photos I thought may be good for the video, including one I actually hold up in this one. I await your valued opinions. :)

I will leave the video uploaded until about 9:00 PM tomorrow, or right after I receive your confirmation of having successfully downloaded the video file.

For the Graduation topic,... counting the blessings... I was able to greet Tiffany for the last time then; the ceremony went without any casualties; my family, Tiffany, and my teacher, Mrs. Johnson, were there to offer condolences and support for me; I got my Bible from the Reverend Shin as a Graduation gift. That's all I can think of. I was hoping for an award for my Talents; either in ART or MATH at least.

I think the Ceremony was Televised, so I wouldn't be surprised if my Faux Paux of an emotional outburst when I got my Diploma was a Highlight on the News that night. Yes, I Really Did Not shake anyone's hand back then. If I had the chance, I would like to see the video, because I didn't have the bird's-eye-view of the event. I feel ashamed of myself for how I acted then; my father recently told me that he was still ashamed of me of what I did then too. He said I disgraced the family. :_(

Principal Koste and Assistant, Mr. Don Skeen, and everyone else at Manchester High were all very good people, and I did, and still do, respect them all. If I could have it to do ALL over again, I WOULD definitely shake their hands.

The Troll Forum; I do not know anyone named Reggie, and I have informed the people of Sony of the Forum, starting from the confession on this page, <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=77</nowiki>.

As for smashing up the Trolls' efforts from the Forum, I have no idea what to say or do; what are you expecting or suggesting that I'd say or do?

Anyway, I await your opinions and thoughts of the "Prototype" Video. And I'm drawing in my head the image for the Circle Bang fantasy. Thank you very much for your valued support.

Stay Safe and Sweet, Sweetheart. :) 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

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[[Category:E-mails]]

Jackie E-mails 9

2010-11-09T14:16:53Z

Elagabalus: piping

{{Email|August 19, 2010 - 8:33pm

Hey Chris!

Oh! I was meaning to ask you last time… what have you done with that [[troll]] forum lately? I completely forgot about it since I've been traveling and my parents have been rather clingy lately, heehee! :9 Have you gotten inside their website or gotten their passwords yet? Before I left, you posted once… I think you should be posting more on there. You know, so they don't get curious over why you're not that active. You don't want them changing tune! What's the game plan, baby boy?

Yesterday, I went there and looked around myself and found some super weird threads. Like, this one! About [[masturbating]] with "icy hot"… Here's the link: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=54</nowiki> Have you ever tried that?? Is that common? Not being a guy I'd have no idea… Hmm.. Does seem pretty fun and kinky, though! Heehee. I've been so horny lately, Chris, you have no idea! I've had very little alone time and it's leaving me frustrated… I can't wait to see the colored drawing! I know it will bring the relief I so desperately need. If I can't be with you right now, at least I'll be able to keep these pictures close with me at all times… <nowiki>;)</nowiki>

XOXO Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 19, 2010 - 9:02pm

Firstly, it is good to see the Forum back up, after a loong time of it being down. I had [[User:Miela|received a package]] from a [[White Knight|fan]] in Germany, who also watched in a recent [[IRC]] Troll Talk; he enclosed pages of the transcript of the discussion. I let my father read it first; he found on there that they have figured out who Junior Jenkins really was, so that disguise is (to me) [[Chris and reality|theoretically]] gone (I'll read the pages for myself a little later). :( And I'll try logging in shortly after sending you this e-mail.

Attached is the completed drawing of you and me in a pool with a man and a woman watching (all you can see of them is their feet really). I will hold the $40 for two weeks, and by my check, two Fridays from now will be September 3rd (unless you inform me otherwise), so I will rearrange my plans for the postponing. You and I will still meet at the planned Starbucks at 1:00 PM that day.

On a side-note, let me ask your opinion, would "Scott Pilgrim Vs. the World" be a choice movie for you and I to see together? I'm sure you've heard of it.

I'll e-mail you later with more thoughts.

Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{EmailReply|August 21, 2010 - 6:23pm

I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. You and your friend have been hanging out and having fun; I can understand that. I'd still like to hear how you're doing and what you've been up to (with details). :)

Did you like the pool party drawing I sent you? I apologize again for being late with that. Something else I have on my mind, I've drawn for you to help you keep sweet memory and self-pleasuring fun with until when we finally meet (in September now), I want something from you to help me. Photographs are good, but I'd really like to hear your voice. I would appreciate a voice recording mp3 audio file from you. You got to hear my voice from my past videos on my [[YouTube]]. It doesn't have to be much; it can be like a fun message you would leave on my voicemail (flirty and turn-me-on-able optional). And I would appreciate the file on a MegaUpload site, and a link to find it with (after I download it, you may remove it from the M.U. site).

Please help me endure the wait for our meeting better, Sweetheart.

Anyway, you have a good time with your friend and stay safe.

Stay Sweet too, 
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian}}

{{Email|August 21, 2010 - 7:51pm

Hey Chris! Sorry I didn't write yesterday, I meant to but then things went crazy all day and I totally lost track of time.

I really liked the drawing you made, it was sweet, but, I was wondering... now that you've drawn your own fantasy, when are you going to draw mine? The one I told you about? I'm still looking forward to seeing that... <3

I'll write a little more later,

XOXOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 22, 2010 - 12:25pm

Firstly, I'll have to backtrack the e-mails to refresh myself of your fantasy, but I will have it drawn out for you within this week, I Promise.

I understand you having lost track of time; it happens to me sometimes too. I appreciate hearing from you again and knowing that you continue to be safe. :)

Also, current topic, I am going to REALLY Push for my [[Manchester High School]] Class of 2000 Reunion today and this week. I am going to get in contact with the principal (same dude, thank [[God]]) and INSIST on getting the person who put together the Seinor Prom to put the Promised Reunion together. I know it was Promised, because at the end of the slideshow they had at the Prom, it had a HUGE Message stating, "See You at the Reunion in Ten Year." I am no longer going to take the insubordination and belaboring-to-no-promise-keeping sitting down anymore.

Also, what of the recording of your voice for me; would you make it for me, please? I have done, and going to do, a lot for you; all I ask for now is a sweet sample of your voice.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 2:01pm

Hey Chris.

You know, it's great that you want to get that reunion together for your high school class. But I am curious why you don't take more of an initiative yourself on this? You should talk to your principal and offer to put the reunion together yourself. Especially since you aren't working right now, I'm sure a lot of your old classmates don't really have the time to work on it and would greatly appreciate if you took the bull by the horns. I understand why you're annoyed that you haven't heard anything, but if you feel that strongly about it you should really be the one to take charge, don't you think sweetie? Planning those sorts of reunions is usually up to some sort of student committee, rather than the school itself. If no one is working on the reunion, then you should work on it. Especially because the committee already put together the prom, I bet they'd love it if someone else from their class took up the weight on their shoulders and put together the reunion. I think you've mentioned your desire for a reunion before, but obviously if no one else is working on it then you're going to shoulder the burden. Remember the old saying Chris, if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. But then again, it's not a job you can do alone. You can be the leader, but you'll need others to help do all the menial work. But it's up to you to round them up, sweetie.

This is getting me kind of jazzed! What do you think of the idea? I think you have what it takes to take charge and be the leader here. Maybe you could ask your principal for a contact list of students or something, although after ten years I'm sure most people have moved or changed numbers, but he might have some email or something. Actually, I know you've said before you've tried to get in touch with old classmates but had trouble tracking them down, right? That might not work...

Ooh, you know what you could do to get your old classmates' attention? Make a youtube video! I know stupid trolls will make a bunch of fuss over it, but the fact is that your youtube is where everyone knows to look for you. What better way is there to contact people you can't find? Do it, Chris. Make a video demanding that they put in the effort to see this reunion through. Who of your classmates do you think would be best suited? Get them to come under your wing and work on this.

You know, this is making me curious. I don't think you've told me a whole lot about your high school experience. What was your prom like? What was your graduation ceremony like? I remember the commencement speech my class's valedictorian gave at our graduation, it was so funny, but also heartwarming. Did you ride the school bus? What was that like? What kind of classes did you take?

Anyway, about your recording request, Chris, that's kind of creepy, honestly. I don't mean to be harsh but I just want to be truthful. I'd much rather talk to you in person or on the phone, I'm not sure why you prefer a recording.

Hey, what's going on with that trolling forum? Have you started posting there? I know you said something about some troll claimed jenkinsjinkies was you, but he was probably just dicking around because of how popular "jinkies" was getting on their site. What was the email address you used to log in there? You should check it, I'm sure if they wanted to question you on it they would write you. I didn't see any threads talking about you or saying your cover was blown last time I was on the forum, seems like if they didn't believe your disguise they would have talked about it on the forum, considering how big of a deal jinkies was to them. Just check in to the forum and your email.

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 7:00pm

Chris, don't have a lot of time to talk, driving around Toronto tonight. But I had the idea of sneaking into one of their IRC chatrooms to find out more info about what they're doing, because I didn't believe this [[playstation 3]] thing, but I found out some stuff. I was only in the chatroom for a few minutes pretending to be a troll (my name is "nyycklaj") but I talked to that canine guy, this is the chatlog (the password for the log is "troll"):

http://pastebin.ca/VxvlnDjb

I had to leave because I'm so busy so I don't know if anything else was said but I think I saw quite enough. I know you said you don't want to talk about this, I can't bear to see how they treat you either but you do need to do something. Chris, they've got some foolproof plan. They may be assholes but unfortunately, they plan ahead. I think you'd better deal with this NOW. Get in that inner circle and shut them down.

I feel really bad about them doing this to you, Chris. I want you to just blow up their website and end this once and for all. Because frankly, if we're going to try to start a potential relationship I want your life to be free of this baggage when we do, or else we won't have a chance. I want this to all be behind you when I see you.

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 22, 2010 - 9:30pm

Well, the reason I don't or haven't done it myself is because I do not feel confident in putting together such a huge event, and I have NO prior experience or knowledge of setting up a Reunion. Plus, like I said, it was Previously Implied as a Promise in that slideshow. I've been looking forward to it for ten years since; I've been expecting the people who made that promise to put it together themselves. I guess I was expecting too much; the only knowledge I had of how great my Class was, was through my small circle of friends. To list the top of the bunch from my memory...

-[[Kellie Andes]] 
-[[Tiffany Gowen]] 
-Sarah Bevel 
-Brian Smart 
-Miranda Mitchell 
-Molly Quarles 
-Damien Coy

I intend to talk with the Principal to see about the thing, and I am NOT going to make a video for YouTube and risk LURING the damn trolls to set something FAKE and LURE ME into their Trap(s). [[Chris_and_reality|I am smart]] and aware of those S.O.B.s and their treachery and ploys.

I feel a bit too keyed up to recall my H.S. stories, but I promise to tell you in another e-mail or on the day we meet. But I will inform you of the nutshells:

-Graduation was bad. 
-Prom was fun, thanks to Tiffany Gown (I owe her a dance in return for
her generous favor). 
-I could have done a LOT more in High School. 
-I was literally [[Naive]] in the whole [[Dating]] thing. 
-I could have really used a [[Dating Education]] Class alongside the Sex-Ed. 
-Kellie Andes was my High School Sweetheart, but since I left, she got
married and now has three children. I REALLY should have Dated that
girl. DAMN, why was I NOT taught to Date?

And I dream of going BACK to Manchester High as a Returning Honorary Student (or just relive my Junior and/or Seinor Year). Often I wish my family and I had NEVER left [[Chesterfield County]] and moved back to Crappy [[Greene County]] and return to my [[Autism]] Birthplace. I even wish I could afford to move back there myself and start a new life, but I can't. Even with my blessings and [[Monthly_tugboat|items paid for from my own hands]], [[14_Branchland_Court|the house they're all in]], [[Chris%27s_room|its comfort]], and my parents [[Chris_and_English|all remains my anchor keeping me in this one-cow-town with a Wal-Mart and a city which is considered anti-social and hoity-toity and mid to low comfortable to me being nearest.]]

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

Soo many issues.

<nowiki>*shakes head*</nowiki>

I have asked you to call me, but you're on your Pay-As-You-Go Plan, and I felt if you couldn't afford to call me a recording I could play over and over again until I finally met you would be just as good. But if you feel it weird, then I guess I was in error.

Also, I made a new post on the Forum, with the aid of my father, and my own personal touch to make it more believable. <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=80</nowiki>

I wait until I can think, or am instructed, of something else to do against the trolls. But mostly of bigger importance to me is getting together with you, Jacklyn, the High School Reunion, and protecting myself from those damn trolls. I wish I knew where [[Clyde Cash]] lived, so I could plan on going over there myself and beating the shit out of him with the frustrations that have further been built within me since I found that damn [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.

<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki>

I got to take some more breaths and play a game or something to distract myself. But I REALLY wish I can talk with you, Jackie, over the phone, or at least be able to hear you. I guess a fair comparison is an animated cartoon character with a voice actor is about equal to a real person photograph with a memorized spoken phrase. IDK, but I hope I'm making a point with it, because my mind is befuddled right now.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet. 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christain.}}

{{Email|August 22, 2010 - 10:14pm

Hey Chris.

Well, about setting up the reunion, you know, I doubt any of your other classmates have any experience in setting up such a big event, either. How else do you think someone learns how to do it? By trying. Furthermore, the slideshow you mention, well, it sounds like it was just being hopeful that a reunion would take place. I don't think it was a promise to organize the reunion themselves. Think about it, how likely is it that some teenagers in high school would reasonably know that they would be available and able to organize the reunion ten years into the future? Most high schools have ten year reunions, so they were probably just assuming there would be one, it doesn't really make sense to put the burden on them. I mean, we all proclaim things we don't really take seriously sometimes. Like you and [[Sonichu]], right? You've been telling people for months that you're working on that, but you only really say that to keep them quiet, right? It's kind of like that.

What about your graduation was so bad? Mine was really fun. You seem to look back on high school with a lot of regret and resentment, to be honest. It's not healthy to carry all that negativity around. What were those friends of yours like? I remember my group of friends in high school, we were inseparable. We had this one guy named Harry who was kind of weird, he just followed us around awkwardly and didn't really say anything, we let him hang around because we wanted to be nice and he didn't seem like anyone else liked him. But other than that we had nothing but great times. Why would you want to go back to high school now though? I mean, I loved my high school experience, but I couldn't stand being back there as I am now because I've changed and grown so much - I'm a completely different person now, I wouldn't be able to tolerate high school now.

As for moving back there, well, Chris, you're a grown adult. You can do it if you actually really want to. I mean, it'll take time to recover from your recent financial problems, but if you discipline yourself and prioritize your spending and your life from now on you will be able to move out on your own before long. I don't really get why you say your parents and your comfortable life are "anchors" keeping you from moving - you seem to have nothing but complaints about your current life situation, so I don't get how it can be "comfortable" at the same time. It's pretty simple Chris, either you want out of it or you don't. (And not to beat a dead horse, but we've talked about your dependency on social security means that nothing you have is really paid by your "own hands". Your "own hands" implies you earn what you get.)

*Sigh* ...I'm kind of saddened by your negativity Chris. I suggest things that you can do to help yourself; but you just shoot them down without trying, and then you still complain about having no solution. You say you're "waiting to be instructed" on what to do about the trolls? Well, I've told you things you can do, but you don't try them. I've told you what you can do about the reunion but you don't try that either. I've told you how you can try to get in touch with your old friends but you just assume it's not worth trying because of troll interference. You know, if you're afraid of false info and traps, I can certainly help you filter out the fake stuff from the real. Just show me whatever responses you get and I'll guide you in how to deal with them, that way you have another perspective so you don't have to worry about traps on your own. Sound good? Because one thing I'm NOT going to do, Chris, is look up your friends and contact them for you. You really need to learn to do things for yourself when you want something done. You're 28 years old, you can't expect everyone to hold your hand all the time. A [[girlfriend]] certainly won't, in case that's what you expected.

But anyway... I'll think about calling you. But I don't really want to talk to someone who has this "pity me" attitude even when I've given you plenty of help to solve your problems. Maybe I just need a good night's sleep to get over this frustration. Write me tomorrow, okay?

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{EmailReply|August 23, 2010 - 7:14pm

I will look into setting up the Reunion myself. I'll get the list of the C.O.2000 Students Contact List from the Principal, look for volunteers in my congregation to help to put together the committee. And I have your support too. :)

I also apologize for sounding pitiful; I am a lot better than that.

A bit of my friends; Kellie Andes was my H.S. [[Sweetheart]] (at least in my opinion). I met her my Sophmore Year in P.E. We also shared a few other classes together, including a Science Class. She was a very nice and smart girl; quite talkative too. I gave her a gift now and then on the occasions, such as Valentines Day and her [[Birthday]]. Without my knowledge, of which I had learned a LOT later, she was going out with some other dude.

Tiffany Gowen was a bit of a tomboy, but she was a good and smart girl too; also tough and sweet. She asked Me to dance at the Seinor Prom (I gave a lame excuse of "Two Left Feet" at first); she whisked me onto the dance floor, and we were having fun. Even a close slow dance; it was nice. I've been looking forward to the Reunion to return the favor.

Sarah Bevel and Brian Smart were the High School Sweethearts I was well-aware of (the ONLY couple I was well-aware of). They both were good people. They, Tiffany and I shared lunchtime together at the same table our Seinor Year.

I had more friends who were very good to me throughout High School as well. Also, I was not all that a Popular Individual, and I was Not Aware of ANY "Popularity Food Chain", and I had no concern of such a stupid hierarchy. I was somewhere in the Middle.

Same thing throughout College; little Popularity, no concern of such; except it was a downhill slope for me that I was only too happy to leave behind.

Grade-Wise From Middle School, I was on Honor Roll ALL THE WAY (made the Dean's List in PVCC too).

My High School Graduation was bad, because of me leaving my friends and NOT receiving ANY Awards for my Talents (I only got a Star Pin for my [[Honor Roll]] Grades), I felt very sad on Graduation Day. Plus it was a rainy, rainy day (it didn't help either). All of my friends were scattered in the alphabetical lineup; my family, the Reverend Shin and his family (of the Korean Church we were going to back then), and the faculty were there; plus some big-wig people who I do not remember their names at all (and I was too crestfallen to pay attention then). The final nail that sealed my sad deal was when they passed out MORE Talent Awards right before handing out Diplomas (still got none myself). Walking up in the single-file line, I got my diploma, but I did not shake anyone's hands, and I cried. After returning to my seat, I excused myself up the center aisle and sought a secluded area for myself (a table in the dining area of the building). It would have gone better if I had my friends around me, instead of two "C"-named strangers, and if I had gotten a BIG Award for my Talents.

On a Flip Side, my [[PVCC]] Graduation went The Complete Opposite; I was happy; I shook a Governer's hand, and I actually threw my cap in the air with the rest of the crowd I was in. This complete 180 was due to the fact that I had Little amount of Acquaintances, and that thanks to some people, PVCC was like a Hell Hole to me, and I was ONLY TOO HAPPY to be Leaving it.

NOT to sound pitiful here, but the dreams I have of going back to my High School life and wanting to go back to Chesterfield Co., they’re all based from my events from the past number of years after moving back; I'd say since about 2003 or 5 (somewhere in between there) the emotional hurts started, ever since my 21st Birthday when ON THAT DAY, I was literally kicked out of the English Class I was taking at PVCC for having scared the male professor beforehand. We were reading “Wednesday's Child", which is a story of a Autistic Girl; I raised my hand and informed him that I was High-Functioning Autistic. Between that surprise, plus past opinions I've expressed in writing in my homework of critiquing other students' essays or stories we were reading and such. There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including [[smoking]], and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.

I have a considerably comfortable life, and I appreciate it all, I do. It's just not having someone to share it with, and me being sometimes yelled at by my father for letting a bunch of our private information get out on the [[internet]] (including such content I was tricked out of or blackmailed into doing by those trolls).

I feel my life would be a lot better with my own girl by my side to share it with, hang out, make love, being together, eventually having children and such.

When my life here is that much better, especially before having the chance to move back to Chesterfield Co., I would feel better being able to stay here... I should probably re-evaluate my life or something, IDK.

I would appreciate it if you did call me (please e-mail me the phone number you'd be calling from beforehand, so I'll know to watch for that, and you won't have to go to voicemail).

I am not a pitiful person, and I do not want you to think of me that way, Sweetheart.

I'll TTYL. 
Stay Safe and Sweet, 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

{{Email|August 23, 2010 - 10:04pm

Hey Chris!

When I said you need help for your reunion, I kind of meant your fellow classmates. I mean, neither your congregation, nor myself went to Manchester High, you and your classmates did.

What awards were you hoping to get at graduation? If your high school was like mine they probably only had one award for every category, they can't give the awards to everyone. It saddens me how, ten years later, you still seem to just be so bitter and unappreciative of your graduation. Can you really think of nothing good about the ceremony, even to this day? I mean, if you had gotten an award, wouldn't the other person who didn't get the award feel bad instead of you? And you really wouldn't shake anyone's hand? My school President and Principle weren't always my favorite people but I sure respected them, and when they put out their hands at my graduation I shook them proudly because they worked very hard to provide an environment where I could get a good education. It seems like if something isn't perfect for you then you just don't accept anything about it at all - just like how you don't want to try any of the solutions I suggest.

But enough of that, let's talk about the reunion some more. As I said, I doubt the principle has contact info for most of your class, because they've all probably moved and changed numbers in the past ten years, and the school would have no reason to keep accurate contact info for people who have already graduated. (Some schools, like mine, throw out their contact info for students after they leave the school, so they have nothing at all.) I know trolls will probably try to give you false positives and lure you into traps if you make a video, but seriously, I think it is the best way for you to get in touch with your old classmates. Like I said, I will help you filter out the false from the true responses - I want to put emphasis on that, because I don't want you to get the impression from my last email that I won't help you at all; I am definitely willing to help you out with this. I just wanted you to take the first step and do it. But once you're underway, we're in it together, okay? Tell you what, why don't you make a prototype video and just send it to me? Not one to release, but I can watch it and give you advice on it, help you with things to say, and such. That way you can make a new video afterwards that's made right. Tell you what, get that to me by Thursday, please. Thursday at 9:00pm.

And don't worry about sounding pitiful for remembering old times sweetie, that's not what I meant. We all love to reminisce about good times in our past, and I want to hear more things about your past, your past has a huge part in making you who you are. When I said you had kind of a "pity me" attitude, what I meant was that you didn't seem to appreciate what you currently do have - and you have a lot more than a lot of people - and that sometimes you seem to want to keep complaining about what you have even when you're offered a solution. That's all I meant by it.

Anyway, how is the trolling forum thing going? I was poking around there today and found this thread where they're talking about your playstation again, take a look: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=82</nowiki>
As you can see, they have people everywhere, and they obviously are capable of covering their tracks or else they wouldn't be able to stay in place as long as they do; they wouldn't even believe you if you told them they have trolls in their ranks. Deferring to other authorities like me or whoever just doesn't work because they keep on rolling. You've got to start handling things yourself here, Chris, and quickly. If you can get in and smash up the trolls' efforts, they'll be too busy picking up the pieces of their stupid game to even care about the video you release.

Also, there was this weird thread: <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=67</nowiki>
Who is [[Reggie]]? Do you know her?

Well, anyway, get me that prototype video by Thursday so that I can critique it and point out things that might be exploitable by trolls so we can remove them for the final product. Keep a strong heart sweetie, we'll get through this. You just need to take the first step through the door, I'll be waiting to hold your hand on the other side. <3

XOXOXO

Jackie}}

{{Email|August 23, 2010 - 10:09pm

Oh, before I go to bed, since you missed the deadline originally, let me say I want you to get that picture of my fantasy to me by Friday at 9:00pm, like I asked. That should give you time to get me the prototype video by Thursday and then draw up the picture on Friday. I look forward to seeing it, sweetie! ;)}}

{{EmailReply|August 24, 2010 - 8:23pm

As I type this e-mail, it is being uploaded onto the MegaUploader; you'll likely get the e-mail with the link right before I send this message. I am attaching some photos I thought may be good for the video, including one I actually hold up in this one. I await your valued opinions. :)

I will leave the video uploaded until about 9:00 PM tomorrow, or right after I receive your confirmation of having successfully downloaded the video file.

For the Graduation topic,... counting the blessings... I was able to greet Tiffany for the last time then; the ceremony went without any casualties; my family, Tiffany, and my teacher, Mrs. Johnson, were there to offer condolences and support for me; I got my Bible from the Reverend Shin as a Graduation gift. That's all I can think of. I was hoping for an award for my Talents; either in ART or MATH at least.

I think the Ceremony was Televised, so I wouldn't be surprised if my Faux Paux of an emotional outburst when I got my Diploma was a Highlight on the News that night. Yes, I Really Did Not shake anyone's hand back then. If I had the chance, I would like to see the video, because I didn't have the bird's-eye-view of the event. I feel ashamed of myself for how I acted then; my father recently told me that he was still ashamed of me of what I did then too. He said I disgraced the family. :_(

Principal Koste and Assistant, Mr. Don Skeen, and everyone else at Manchester High were all very good people, and I did, and still do, respect them all. If I could have it to do ALL over again, I WOULD definitely shake their hands.

The Troll Forum; I do not know anyone named Reggie, and I have informed the people of Sony of the Forum, starting from the confession on this page, <nowiki>http://trollingtrain.10.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=77</nowiki>.

As for smashing up the Trolls' efforts from the Forum, I have no idea what to say or do; what are you expecting or suggesting that I'd say or do?

Anyway, I await your opinions and thoughts of the "Prototype" Video. And I'm drawing in my head the image for the Circle Bang fantasy. Thank you very much for your valued support.

Stay Safe and Sweet, Sweetheart. :) 
XOXOXOXOXO <3<3<3<3<3<3<3 
Christian.}}

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Jackie Chat 3

2010-11-06T13:32:52Z

Elagabalus: some ironic piping

This chat took place on 30 [[September 2010]].

[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is available 7:40 pm 
[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
<3 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hey, Jackie. :) h 
[7:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hello ~ ~ ~ 
[7:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
How was your day? 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
long and stressful 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
lots of homework :-( 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
classes were hard? 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, they're getting ther 
[7:41 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
there 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hang in there; you'll pull through greatly. ;) h 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've had an okay day. 
[7:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've applied online for a cashier job at the new McD today; the manager called me a couple of hours to schedule an interview tomorrow. :D h 
[7:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-D :-D :-D 
[7:43 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats great! 
[7:44 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've got the resume put together; I only need to retype the "Job Objectives", and I will wear a green shirt for the interview. 
[7:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, could i see a copy of your interview? i'm curious 
[7:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
I've heard on John Tesh's Radio show that when going to a job interview, wear green, because when the boss sees green, he/she thinks good money. 
[7:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
or something like that anyway. 
[7:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
copy of your resume i mean, not interview 
[7:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
do you mean a copy of my resume? 
[7:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah 
[7:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
typo :-) 
[7:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll e-mail it to you later after I retype the J.O. part. 
[7:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok! 
[7:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
I just checked my e-mail; some troll pretened to be Lars "Luxor"; what a kook! LOL 
[7:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
speaking of Lars, guess what I got in the mail today? 
[7:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
[[Hanna|Like]] [[Blanca_Weiss|as]] [[PandaHalo|if]] [[Julie|I]] [[Vanessa_Hudgens|would]] [[Ivy|fall]] [[Kacey|for]] [[Jackie|a]] [[Sonichu_Girls|Troll's]] [[PS3#Good_night.2C_sweet_prince|Ploy]]. 
[7:47 pm] '''CWC:'''
a letter from him? 
[7:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
a toy boat made out of popsickle sticks 
[7:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
close enough. 
[7:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
with a condom for the sail 
[7:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
fresh or used? 
[7:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
fresh. but it was one of those lubricated kinds, so it feels all oily 
[7:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
yep. either way, I'd say dang. 
[7:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its a magnum too 
[7:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
wanted to remind me that he's black 
[7:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
I use Trojan. 
[7:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
I wasnt impressed by his little gift. 
[7:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
I would not be either. did it come with a letter? 
[7:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah. 
[7:50 pm] '''CWC:'''
what was the subject of the letter? 
[7:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he said a bunch of stuff. 
[7:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
mostly 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
Like a "Come back to me, baby?", "I'm soo sorry for being selfish" or something like that? 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he said he hoped i was feeling better after the recent video i had you made 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
??? 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and that he still has lingering regrets from the violence i made you show 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i wrote back to tell him once again that i hated him 
[7:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
That violence was voluntary; you did not make me do it. 
[7:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and that my message should be clear 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Hells yeah, Sweetheart! :D h 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i also told him not to do that again, ever. I wasn't impressed with his little boat. I threw it away 
[7:52 pm] '''CWC:'''
Good for you. 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
magnum sail and all 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
as big as his dick was, it wasn't worth it 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
his problem was always his ego 
[7:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he's so full of himself that no matter how clearly i tell him its over, he still thinks he can just wear me down and get me to come back to him 
[7:53 pm] '''CWC:'''
I hear that; too big for the britches he was tryin' to front. 
[7:54 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
hey, could you make one more video and direct it at him? 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
I hear you; like in this episode of "Stacked" where Pamela was in the same situation... it was the one where she was trying to get her grandmother's watch back I'm thinking of, but there was also a similar story in the Pilot. 
[7:54 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes. 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i'd like you to tell him once again that he wasted all his money on stupid boats and that i left him because he would never take me out because of it 
[7:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
tell him that i got fed up with all the boats all over the goddamned apartment, half of them not even taken out of their package because he just bought them for the sake of buying them 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'll shout it out directly to him that you are soo over him. And I'll put more pain into it; I'll hump a bit, telling that I'll be doing that with you from now on. YEAH!!! 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and this time, you don't have to try to be civil. be smug, laugh in his face, anything like that. you tried to be civil last time and he just ignored you. all he understands is bluntness 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
And yes I will tell him about how he valued boats over you. 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yes!!! thats perfect!! 
[7:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
do all of that 
[7:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
Oh, Yeah! 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, and maybe you should show his picture up close in the video. i think he wouldnt expect you to do that, he probably thought only you would see it when he showed it 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he'll be really surprised if you show it publically 
[7:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
Good idea. 
[7:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
like, show the picture, and then maybe draw a stupid mustache on it or something, and then rip it in half 
[7:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
Perhaps the Trolls will dub him the New "Black Man in the Pickle Suit". 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
lol 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
he was always more of a gourd man 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
Or, I can make a cut-out pickle suit to put over everything but his face, THEN tear it all to pieces. 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ooh, that would be nice! 
[7:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
gourd... that's like a Squash, right? 
[7:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah 
[7:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I thought so. 
[7:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
give him a pickle suit or a squash suit 
[7:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
whichever strikes your fancy. 
[7:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is idle 7:59 pm 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
How about a pickle suit and a squash hat; in a pickle suit, it will really make two birds with one stone, because that will be a strike against the trolls too. 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
*and a squash hga 
[8:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
*hat 
[8:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i kind of like the idea of a squash suit. and call him the "man in the squash suit" too. the trolls will know its about them too because pickles and squash are related 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
I think I can work with that. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
:-) 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
cool. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ugh 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
those damn boats 
[8:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. 
[8:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
would you believe he bought paint and accessory kits for boats he didn't even own? 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
I hear that. 
[8:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
Actually, I can relate. 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh? 
[8:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is available 8:02 pm 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
On the PlayStation Store, I checked-out a bunch of FREE Add-Ons for games I don't have the games for, so they're just sitting there in my queue, very likely NOT to be downloaded. 
[8:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ah, i thought you were going to mention your dad 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
At least I did not have to pay for any of those. 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, him too with his model planes, and he sometimes heavily splurges on himself with something expensive, like a new used car for himself, like his Honda, an HDTV, and a few other things. 
[8:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
But he did get good deals on those when he bought them. 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you should mention that sort of thing in the video 
[8:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
Still, spends more on himself then than he does for mom. 
[8:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd rather not. 
[8:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no? 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
I already am on his bad side with how much I've already revealed on the internet, between nude photos and videos of myself, and Especially the videos touring the house. 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
Greene County could kick us out of the house for heavy fire hazards with all that junk my family hoarded. 
[8:06 pm] '''CWC:'''
What I have out of all that is a pale comparison; boxes of toys. They pale in comparison to Heavy, Bulky Furniture, like a couch my mother insists she'll place and use, but she will not. 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd like to just store all of that stuff in a shed, or have it all donated to Goodwill, but I can't because my mother would throw fits against me and then some. Maybe even buy all that stuff back. 
[8:08 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I have suggested before Storing it all, but neither parent will go for that. 
[8:09 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
aww, poor baby... :-( 
[8:10 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yeah. It makes ONLY a few rooms of the house accessible. 
[8:10 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, you could always get your own place 
[8:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
I estimate... about half of the total rooms have space to even walk through, and my room is the roomiest in comparison. 
[8:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
Not yet; lack of funds for one thing, and I have a lot of ties to this house and my family. The only way I would be able to move out is A) when I can actually afford to or B) hang out at my girlfriend's place. 
[8:11 pm] '''CWC:'''
Are your parents similar to mine in that characteristic? 
[8:12 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
no, mine are fairly clean 
[8:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
You are lucky, plus I'm certain they're a lot younger than mine. 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
they're in their 50's, yeah 
[8:13 pm] '''CWC:'''
Robert and Barbara; 83 and (about to turn on Friday) 69 respectively. 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, once you get the job at mcdonalds, you'll be rolling in cash 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ooh, wish her happy birthday! 
[8:13 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
for me 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, I'll be able to better pay my family back more quickly, plus have more pocket money for myself. 
[8:14 pm] '''CWC:'''
I think I've told you about me being able to make 980 a month and keep my SSI; we've had a discussion about that, I think. 
[8:14 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, i rememeber that 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
A slight exageration. 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
For every Two Dollars I make OVER the 980 limit, they take away ONE Dollar from my SSI. 
[8:15 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and as you get settled into a job, you can get yourself off the welfare and supporting yourself entirely! 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
IF I was making 1000 a month, they'd take away 
[8:15 pm] '''CWC:'''
come to think of it, it's not as bad as I had thought before. 
[8:16 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, once you get a full-time job you wont need the SSI anymore anyway, right? 
[8:17 pm] '''CWC:'''
Maybe, if I was making like 2600-3000 a month, in which case THAT would completely wipe out my SSI. 
[8:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i dont mean if your job pays so much that it puts your SSI at zero. 
[8:18 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i meant that if you get a full-time job, you wont have a reason to be on SSI in the first place, right? 
[8:19 pm] '''CWC:'''
Firstly, my family worked really hard to get me on it in the first place nearly a decade ago; once I say NO and get rid of it, I may never have that safety net ever again. Plus, at even 1000 a month from the job, add 800 to that, and that still makes a good 1800 a month. 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
chris, no one else gets that sort of safety net. 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you have a full-time job why would you need it 
[8:20 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
SSI is meant for people who are unable to work. but that isnt true in your case. 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, on one hand, you are right, I would not require the SSI upon having a job... (hang on I have more, which is what I mean by "...") 
[8:22 pm] '''CWC:'''
but on the other hand, having that option is a Rarity, and it is a major blessing to me to even have it. 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sounds more like fraud than a blessing, but if thats how you look at it... 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
wait, here, i'm reading the SSI application form: 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it says 
[8:23 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
"For the state agency to decide that you are disabled, your medical condition must significantly limit your ability to do basic work activities—such as walking, sitting and remembering—for at least one year. " 
[8:23 pm] '''CWC:'''
Plus the job market is fickle; there is a chance I may get fired even by a technicality. 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you are able to walk, sit, and remember well enough. you can do other more complex things too 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'm sure my father had read that rule as well, but he found a loophole. 
[8:24 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so he committed fraud? 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
I think. 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not know, but I do not think it would be called a fraud. 
[8:24 pm] '''CWC:'''
If it was a fraud, then it would have stopped years ago. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, if he lied, thats fraud 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sometimes they dont catch it. 
[8:25 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the rule says you have to be incapable of basic tasks. you are not incapable of basic tasks. therefore you should be working 
[8:26 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
besides, you always say you want to be taken seriously and accepted as an equal because of your high functioning autism, but nobody else who is equal to normal people needs SSI 
[8:26 pm] '''CWC:'''
I feel uncertain on how to address those details, and I am not ignoring the issue. I will talk with my father about it, and I will have a better answer for it then. 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i know low-functioning autistics who take tickets at the movie theaters or things like that, they hold down jobs 
[8:27 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sweetie, are you actually low-functioning? you can tell me, i wont judge 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
I was classified "High-Functioning"; that's all I know. Yet sometimes it does take me a while to fully think the details. 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
thats all you know? i would think you would be more curious to know your own medical and legal status 
[8:28 pm] '''CWC:'''
And I am still classified as high-functioning from a more current test just a few years ago. 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, then, you dont need your SSI 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so once you get a full-time job, you can get off of it! :-) 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you mentioned earlier that sometimes people lose their jobs for dumb reasons, and its true that that happens 
[8:28 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but thats what unemployment is for. it holds you over til you get a new job 
[8:30 pm] '''CWC:'''
I do not know all of the details, and processing all of this is making me feel uncomfortable. I would appreciate it if I can have time later to think further and process all of this to feel better able to accept and address it. 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, its ok if you need time to think up answers. 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ooh i know!! 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
your first video for the October contest can be your answer! 
[8:30 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you could take a few minutes and explain why you think you need/deserve your SSI 
[8:32 pm] '''CWC:'''
I don't feel I can come up with an answer that quick, plus again, I do not want to reveal too much more information to the Trolls, and that IS a Private Detail. 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well i've asked you about this before though, months ago 
[8:32 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you havent thought anything new up in all that time? 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and im not asking you to reveal sensitive data. the trolls already know you're on SSI, you could just explain why you feel you deserve it 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
Well, I do have a new detail I will confide in you. 
[8:33 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh? 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have talked to my father a bit about it... 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
And he has informed me that he feels not confident in my own Social abilities outside the house. 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
Plus, again, the information I've revealed on the internet before were of NO help towards his feelings about me. 
[8:33 pm] '''CWC:'''
either 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well i'll quote again for emphasis: 
[8:34 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
" For the state agency to decide that you are disabled, your medical condition must significantly limit your ability to do basic work activities—such as walking, sitting and remembering—for at least one year. " 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the state has determined that is the cutoff point for a person to receive SSI 
[8:35 pm] '''CWC:'''
Socializing is a basic work activity, and Autism is a Social Anxiety. 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you socialize with me well enough 
[8:35 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
if you can go into mcdonalds and order without causing problems, how is it any harder to be on the other side of the counter? 
[8:36 pm] '''CWC:'''
Yes, with few people, like you, after getting to know you better, and that you made the first contact with me with a pure friendly gesture, I felt comfortable talking with you. 
[8:37 pm] '''CWC:'''
let me think about that a moment... 
[8:37 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well when you're working a job, people will be coming up to you all the time to start conversations 
[8:38 pm] '''CWC:'''
When I order, generally, I'm not making eye-contact, I know or am thinking of what I want to order, I order it; little conversation is made... 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but you can do more basic things like walk, sit, and remember 
[8:38 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and not all jobs require you to talk to customers anyway. get a job that doesnt make you 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
On Taking someone's order, I Listen very well, I take it down accurately, I take the money, I give the correct change, I give the food to the correct customer; I don't have to make much conversation. 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you could be one of those heavyweights that stocks shelves or something 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you know that you can work. 
[8:39 pm] '''CWC:'''
No, I need to practice being social, especially at work. 
[8:39 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well you cant practice without having a job in the first place 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
I feel I can work and stand for hours. 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
Exactly. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
there you go! 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
problem seolved 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
*solved i mean 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you're looking forward to your interview tomorrow? 
[8:40 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes I am. 
[8:40 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
I'm sure your mom and dad are rooting for you too 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
Regardless of comfort, I will make constant eye-contact with my interviewer and be polite. I've done this before in past interviews as well. 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
Concentrated (forced) self-control. 
[8:41 pm] '''CWC:'''
I think I'll do well in the interview. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
is your mom or dad driving you, since your car is in the shop? 
[8:42 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, my father will be driving me. 
[8:42 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well good luck! :-) 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
Thank you. :) h 
[8:43 pm] '''CWC:'''
Let's talk about your ideas for my TrollBuster Pilot comic to wrap this up. 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
ok 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
have you drawn any pages yet? looked like you had the plot pretty cemented 
[8:44 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
done any storyboarding? 
[8:45 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have not drawn any pages yet, and the storyboarding is in my head; still I have the save game photos of the Truck, Cal and Dee Dee. 
[8:46 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
oh, so you havent done anything yet 
[8:46 pm] '''CWC:'''
I just need more ideas for specific topics. not yet. 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
maybe you can use some of the unused sonichu plots you have saved up 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i know you had tons of plotlines, years worth, you had been planning to use right? 
[8:47 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
now that you've decided to end sonichu, you can still use some of those plotlines 
[8:48 pm] '''CWC:'''
I have not ended Sonichu; I only lost inspiration to draw, thanks to the people online. 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so you just decided to not pay attention to it anymore? 
[8:48 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
or are you going to have both comics going at once? that'll be tough 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
Right now, I'm concentrating on this one Pilot Comic for the TrollBusters. 
[8:49 pm] '''CWC:'''
It's going to be a P.A. book as well. 
[8:49 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
here's an idea for a plotline: 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
how about your trollbusters get a call from a victim 
[8:50 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
the victim was called to go on a first date with a girl at burger king 
[8:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay 
[8:51 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
but when he got there, turned out it was a plot 
[8:51 pm] '''CWC:'''
ooh. and then what? 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
it was trolls who wanted to steal his pendant, which was a family heirloom handed down for generations 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and so the trollbusters have to go hunt down the thieves and get it back 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and at the end they find out that the trolls they beat were just flunkies of more powerful trolls that they would face in the future. 
[8:52 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i figure its kind of something you could relate to because trolls tried to get your medallion, so your feelings could go into it easier 
[8:55 pm] '''CWC:'''
that is good, and yes. But I'm not sure about the pendant being the stolen item; I feel it is TOO Close to home, and it does sound trite. But it can be an actual item, perhaps a Golden Pocket Watch. 
[8:55 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yeah, a golden pocket watch would work fine too 
[8:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
very good. :) h 
[8:56 pm] '''CWC:'''
next question is Where the Trolls are? 
[8:56 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
uh... 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
should they be in the US, or should they be in another country? 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
make up a country for them 
[8:57 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
"Trollvania" 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
LOL 
[8:57 pm] '''CWC:'''
yeah 
[8:58 pm] '''CWC:'''
Another country is good, then they can show off their Sponsored Private Plane they fly in to take their truck with them. 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
sponsored by whom? 
[8:58 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
which corporation 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd say Jet, but a Private Jet is more lightweight, IMHO. Sponsored by me and the city of Cwcville. 
[8:59 pm] '''CWC:'''
Cal and Dee^2's home base is in Cwcville. 
[8:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
where does CWCville get such funding from? 
[8:59 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
costs a lot to run a jet 
[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes, but they don't use it that often; a lot of the trolls are found in the USA. 
[9:00 pm] '''CWC:'''
CWC (ChrisChanSonichu) is idle 9:00 pm 
[9:00 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what is the tax rate in CWCville? what is sales tax set at 
[9:01 pm] '''CWC:'''
no more than anywhere else. 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
its different everywhere, though 
[9:01 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
what are CWCville's primary industries? 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
That type of detail does not compute with me. I'm not sure... 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
I'd say something like New York's Prime Industries. 
[9:02 pm] '''CWC:'''
Cwcville is a Metropolis with Suburbs. 
[9:02 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
so does CWCville have a lot of jews and immigrants, like new york? 
[9:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes. 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
is CWCville on the Dow, the NASDAQ, or the SNP500? 
[9:03 pm] '''CWC:'''
??? 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
you know, the stock exchange 
[9:03 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
with all those jews that's going to be an important factor 
[9:04 pm] '''CWC:'''
Why not? there are a LOT of big buildings there. 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
i see 
[9:04 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
well, i have to go soon, but i look forward to seeing that new Lars video tomorrow! 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
Okay, Sweetheart. 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
I enjoyed talking with you some more. 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
One more question... 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
and i'd love to see the SSI video on friday 
[9:05 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
yes? 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
can you describe to me what your voice sounds like? 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
or can you name a celebrity who you feel you sound most like? 
[9:05 pm] '''CWC:'''
or sounds like you 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
kind of unique i think, i sound like myself 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
alright, well will you be available to talk tomorrow night? 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
yes I'll be available tomorrow night. 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
great! lets plan on it!! 
[9:06 pm] '''Jacklyn Romy:'''
okay, gotta go. goodnight sweetie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
okay. 
[9:07 pm] '''CWC:'''
I Love You. :-* h 

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Happy Sonichu Day

2010-08-09T07:51:55Z

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'''Happy Sonichu Day''' is a video uploaded on 17 March 2010, in which Chris announces the 10th anniversary of the creation of [[Sonichu]], complains about [[Father Call|Emotional traumas]], promises updates for the [[CWCipedia]], and [[Chris and his ego|demands respect]] as an [[Chris and Art|artist]]. Despite this marking the 10th anniversary of Sonichu, Chris is noticeably trying to keep himself from crying during the video. With all the recent nonsense Chris has caused for himself lately, he has effectively nullified the importance of one of the few significant dates in his uneventful life. Also note the reappearance of the [[Sonichu Medallion]], and the conspicuous display of the [[Amnyfest Ring]] to open.

Not to be confused with Chris's earlier video "[[A Sonichu Day]]".

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Sonichu Day
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ONk7SLHt3fU}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 17 March 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Sonichu
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Saga = Pending
| Shirt = {{TanWideLines}} Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|"Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!]]
| next = [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]
}}

===Transcript===
Hey yo everyone, it's uh, Sonichu day, and I'm wishing you all a happy one. [''Tries to keep himself from crying''] You know, Tenth year- tenth anniversary of Sonichu since his creation. 10 years ago today. I would've made a big update [[Twitter#02 March 2010|like I said]], [''speech noticeably slows down''] but I've been preoccupied with the em-[[The Wallflower|emotional traumas]] [[Surfshack Tito|I've been dealing with]] the past week. [''Removes glasses''] I'd like to keep that separate from this video at this moment. Because I don't want to spoil it. But, s- I'm still working on the com- on the pages. And uh, you know, as soon as possible, [''gestures''] I-I'll have em uploaded and uh, I'll make an update on the CWCipedia soon enough.

I mean, yeah, [[Chris and ego|give me respect]]. I am an- I am an [[Chris and art|artist]] and, [''pauses and gestures again''] [[Things Chris has ripped off|inspiration]] does not stay constant like that.

[''Scratches back of head, voice becomes very soft''] And plus I've been having to deal with those emotional issues and such. [''Perks back up, puts glasses back on''] But, everybody, yeah! Yeah. Happy Sonichu Day, happy St. Patrick's Day. So- s-It's all good there. So, thank you for your support and I- and- you can look forward to more comic pages in the future. Alright. Bye-bye.

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2010-04-15T11:26:01Z

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2010-04-15T11:25:08Z

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Random-access humor

2010-04-14T13:23:24Z

Elagabalus: Am still a newfag since I last edited. Please revert without prejudice if anything demonstrously Jewish happens to the article.

: '''random access''' ''n.''
:: 1. ''(computing)'' type of storage access where arbitrary data can be accessed, as opposed to sequential access (q.v.). ''See also'' random access memory.
:: 2. ''(CWCism)'' non-sequiturial; lacking any coherence.
: '''humor''' ''n.''
:: 1. Something funny.
:: 2. ''(CWCism)'' Something not funny, but which can be made funny through application of random access (q.v.)
[[Image:Wild_Snergen_Flergen.jpg|thumb|Wild Sonichu offers some uproarious Random Access Humor]]
'''Random-access humor''' is [[Chris]]'s terminology for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. Normal human beings might describe this as "[[Wikipedia:Non sequitur|non sequitur]]." The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Christian's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random that it is automatically funny, which is a common fallacy among nerds and retards. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of Chris's random-access humor can be found in his [[CWCFlyingElephants]] video.

Ironically enough, Chris's random-access humor is often unoriginal. Jokes are mostly taken from [[Adult Swim]] shows, ''[[Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', or even shows like [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|''Ed, Edd n Eddy'']] and [[Wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|''Samurai Pizza Cats'']], making them completely out of context. This shows that, even when Chris doesn't have to make any sense, he still has a hard time coming up with original material. When Chris ''is'' original, it's mostly in the form of childish rhymes or making word-plays. This is due to Chris being a [[Autism papers|"somewhat concrete"]] thinker, having a tough time understanding abstract concepts (including humor). Because of his linear thinking, he has the tendency to take jokes literally (e.g. Bob told Chris a joke about Obama painting the White House black if he won the 2008 election).

Chris also uses the term "random-access memory", which is basically when he says something completely random without the intent of being funny. Mostly, he uses these when a conversation is going a direction that he doesn't want to and hopes that interjecting this other thought-line will let him not be reminded (if only briefly) of what a failure he is.

{{quote|Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though, most of the time, I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random.|[[Father Call|Chris, showing off his mad computer science and neuroscience skills]]}}

==Random ramblings==

In November [[2007]], in a misguided attempt to help [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian added the following to his ED page:

<blockquote>
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Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our [[Christian Weston Chandler|Autistic Hero]] is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the [[Transformers Generation 1|Junkeons]]...

{{quote| -"Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?"<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from Ed Edd n Eddy episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]</ref>
 -"Uncle Spunky is a Funky Monkey."
 -"[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]."
 -"All aboard, here we go, let's go...somewhere else."
 -"[[CWCFlyingElephants|I once knew a man from Nantucket, and he had on his head a stupid bucket.]]"
 -"I'm gonna call my lawer, his name is Tom Seywer, he has a daughter named Sue, who has been visiting her Uncle Sam for many years. Poor Tom."
 -"I knew a nose from the Pocanose, but then he ran away to Snotsvillvania."
 -"Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED." <ref>From the US-dubbed version of Samurai Pizza Cats. Emperor Fred only said his name because he had "had his wisdom teeth removed."</ref>
 -"Call 'Right Now', and [[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas|we'll send you]] [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|a beautiful girl]] to be your [[Sweetheart]], FREE. But you'd better call 'Right Now', or otherwise you'll get bupkis. And believe me, you do not want bupkis. Welcome to Bupkistown."
 -"Welcome to the Novelty Shop, this is [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], how can I help you?...Okay, we can do that."
 -"Well get out of here. What are you waiting on? I'm gonna chase you outta here."<ref>Originally said by Meatwad; originated from ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' episode [http://athf.frostillusions.net/transcripts/oldrippy.html "Ol' Drippy"]</ref>
 -"You've got a Hippo on your head."
 -"[[Transformers]]. Robots on your head. Okay."
 -"I'm upside-down in a car, drivin' my way to the grocery store."<ref name="brak"> From [[Adult Swim|''The Brak Show'']] episode [http://members.fortunecity.com/brakshow/newbrak.html "The New Brak"] </ref>
 -"I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck."<ref name="brak"/>
 -"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>
 -"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist. <ref>''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab. Captain Murphy referred to them as "[[JERKS|jerks]]")</ref>"
 -"Is this [[Wes Iseli|Walter Grisby]]? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what?"

|Chris-Chan|}}

I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!
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==Sauces==
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==See also==
*[[Punchy]] - A fighting electric hedgehog Pokémon who is implied to be the master of RAH, although, so far, he hasn't shown it.
*[[Monty Python]] - Actual masters of RAH, whom Chris unsuccessfully tried to emulate.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]]
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]
*[[Christian's Sex Joke]] - A staple of Chris's repertoire.

{{CWC-isms}}

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Chris and remorse

2010-04-14T13:14:13Z

Elagabalus: I am a wiki newfag; please be gentle on my edits. Piping "outtercourse".

Every so often, the horrendous things [[Chris]] continually does catch up with him, and he is forced to apologize. These apologies, like most of the other times Chris [[Autism|tries to come off as emotional]], often feel forced and insincere, leading many [[trolls]] to wonder if Chris is even capable of feeling '''remorse'''.

It's not out of the question. A common trait of [[autism]] is a lack of empathy, meaning it's very likely Chris has a very difficult time trying to understand what people other than himself feel. Just as time and time again he's shown himself unable to understand others' feelings of [[Chris and death|loss or sadness]], he seems equally incapable of understanding how his actions could possibly hurt or anger others. Thus when he is expected to show remorse it often seems as though he is just going through the motions, and making the absolute minimum effort to get whoever he has upset to stop pestering him.

==Concept of wrongdoing==
The understanding of right and wrong is an important part of a child's development. Very young children do not actually take into consideration what is ethically the right or wrong thing to do, instead basing their actions on whether they are punished and rewarded, before eventually internalizing this value system and becoming self-policing. Chris seems to be stuck in this early mentality. If something makes him feel bad, or if he knows he'll get in trouble for doing something, he considers it wrong. If it makes him feel good, or looks like it could have potential rewards it must be right. [[Wikipedia:Michel Foucault|Foucault]] would have nightmares about him.

Evidence of this is not difficult to find, but perhaps the most telling example is how he managed to destroy his relationship with [[Megan]]. Chris uploaded the [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|image that destroyed their friendship]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] without even considering the fact that it would hurt her. When she called him out on his reprehensible actions, he didn't even realize that he had done wrong, assuming that she was upset because she didn't look at as much porn as he did.

{{Quote|I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of [[Chris and English|outtercourse]] (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you. I'm sorry.|Chris, [[Megan E-mails#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex|not getting it at all]].}}

As such, Chris is not really capable of remorse or a sincere apology as most people normally understand them. The natural precursor to an apology is the internal realization that one has done something wrong, a realization that Chris's childish selfishness and monstrous ego will not allow him to reach. In his mind, he's done something "wrong" only when the people around him react negatively. Furthermore, as a rule, he assumes that their reaction is just the result of some misunderstanding, going by the logic that if he explained what he was trying to accomplish, they would understand, and all would be forgiven.

==Motivation to apologize==
[[Image:VivianLetsTalkBusiness.PNG|thumb|I'm sorry, now give me money.]]
As explained above, Chris's logic when it comes to matters of right and wrong is almost wholly reactionary. His rationale for apologizing follows the same pattern. To Chris, an apology is no frills way of cutting off responsibility for actions he would rather not be held accountable for. He issues them only when made fully aware that he will not get what he wants unless he at least tries to appear genuinely remorseful.

{{Quote|I wish to apologize to Michael Schneider for that mistake I made over nine months ago that got me kicked out of The GAMe PLACe... I miss my Friday nights over there… and also... y’all are the only place in town that has, uh, Eye of Judgment cards.|Chris, [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apologizing in order to buy stuff]].}}
{{Quote|I apologize for the past unformalities[sic] and emotional outbursts in past communications... I ask for 25% of all money... you have and will have made from all [the [[audiobooks]]] you have put together and sold.|Chris, apologizing for sending [[Vivian Gee|Vivian]] a fucking [[Death threats|death threat]].}}

The cause and effect nature of his apologies is normally related to his [[sweethearts]] in one way or another. Chris will say he's sorry for no other reason than to keep the chances of him eventually getting some [[China]] on the table. In his [[I'm Sorry, Dude|I'm sorry dude]] video, Chris offered up a very vague and lame apology to the brother of the boyfriend of a girl he wanted to screw, just to keep her from getting too angry with him.

In [[I_am_Alive| one notable case]], he admits to ungentlemanly conduct regarding his feud with [[Asperchu]]. It was a fairly obvious attempt to get [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia_Advertisements| certain ads removed from CWCipedia,]] but, notably, he announced his intention to kill off the character of [[Simonla]], in accordance with [[Evan| her creator's]] wishes. He didn't act quickly enough, and CWCipedia was taken down from the web altogether. Although his anger was understandable, Chris revealed in [[9_February_2010| his next video]] that he had never intended to kill Simonla in the first place, and that the apology was not true and honest. We had all suspected, but it's nice to get confirmation once in a while. After CWCipedia returned, he did indeed kill Simonla, but only under pressure, and in the most contrived, dull, yet very lulzy, way possible.

The one apology that arguably highlights Chris's insincerity the most is his in-comic apology to the Asperpedia Four, which takes place ''while [[Chris_and_hypocrisy#.22I_would_have_them_ESS-acuted.21.22_.E2.80.94_Capital_Punishment|condemning them to death]]''. The cognitive dissonance this creates is overwhelming to any sane person, but [[Autism|for some reason]], Chris thought that this ludicrous non-apology apology was both okay and that the recipients would accept it as genuine.

==Common traits of a CWC apology==

===Explanation===
One recurring element in Chris's admissions of guilt is an explanation of why he did whatever he's apologizing for. The way these speeches are worded often indicates that Chris believes that if we just understood his ''intentions'', we would all agree with him, and that nobody would be offended.

A famous example appears in the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]] video. Chris explains that yes, he videotaped himself performing a selection of disturbing sex acts, but it was all for his sweetheart [[Ivy]], and this evidently renders his actions understandable and acceptable. Supposedly speaking to a young child who was shocked by his behavior, he tells her that his behavior was perfectly reasonable because he is both adult and human. This combination of warped logic and an even more warped world-view was a crucial component of his breakthrough to mainstream infamy.

Another good example would be the time he [[Twin Falling Towers|used the worst terrorist attack in American history for an exceedingly bad joke]]. After learning that [[Kacey]] comes from a military family, Chris did what was expected of him and made a [[Apology for 9/11 Joke|public apology]]. However, he was more concerned with continuing to slander [[Clyde Cash]] and assuring us he was a good American (although he didn't know the words to his own national anthem)<ref>[[Mumble 7#summary|Mumble Chat 7]]</ref><ref>[[Red Letter CWC Certified Day]]</ref>than with actually expressing remorse and making an attempt at recompense.
[[Image:SnuffOutClyde.jpg|thumb|This looks like a good idea.]]
{{Quote|The joke was mainly directed to how WEAK Clyde Cash was only, I had no idea or intention of offending anyone, other than Clyde, on such a massive world-wide level.|[[Apology_for_9/11_Joke#Apology_image_text|Chris's written apology]].}}

Within the same video, he changed the photoshop he'd done of the World Trade Center towers into birthday candles. That he saw no problem in presenting an image of the two buildings on fire and repeatedly calling them weak while he asserted that he was a good American proves that he [[Fail|completely missed the point]] of what he was supposed to be apologizing for. He seems far more concerned with sullying Clyde's name than with any blowback or offense his comments may cause.

===Rationalization===

Chris is incredibly self-righteous. In his mind he is the only decent man left in the world, and everybody else is an evil [[JERKS|jerk]]. This mindset gives Chris all the justification he needs to mistreat others, because as far as he's concerned they're all the bad guys, standing in the way of his [[Fuck Quest|heroic quest]].

This "everything I do is right" mindset shows through when he is forced to talk about his prior transgressions. Chris might offer a half-assed apology, simply to conform to the wishes of whoever he's talking to, but it will often be accompanied with a long explanation as to why he ''had'' to do it.

{{Quote|I was wrong... I pretended to be him yet he was the liar. I'm the real deal... So on that one part I was wrong for the right reasons.|Chris, [[I Love You Kacey|almost admitting wrongdoing]].}}

He has exhibited this self-righteous attitude many times in the [[CChanSonichuCWC|Liquid Chris]] saga: because he is the TRUE and HONEST Christian, this gives him the right to [[For Kacey from CWC|attempt to steal Liquid's girlfriend by]] [[Kacey Phone Call|pretending to be him]], and then [[SHE IS MINE NOW|gloat about it once he apparently achieves this]]. Once again, Chris sees no wrong in this; Liquid wronged him by trolling him in the first place, ergo anything he does in response is entirely justified.

==Retraction==

Chris, believing that his actions are right, often has to be pressured into making any form of apology at all. Most, if not all, apology videos are motivated by the people he desires (be they obvious troll or otherwise) or desires to appease, rather than the public outcry he causes.

One of his favorite ways to spite people is to lay a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] upon them; thinking that he has powers akin to something more along the lines of Wicca, Voodoo, or Goku from [[Things Chris has ripped off|DBZ]] than with the [[Chris and religion|Christianity]] he practices. He only issued the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]] after [[Kacey|his latest e-girlfriend]] told him that he shouldn't have done so.

Considering that he quickly returned to his ways of cursing, threatening, and insulting his enemies, the sentiment obviously didn't stick.

==Sauces==

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[[Category:Chris-chan]]

For My Sweetest Ivy

2010-02-26T12:17:15Z

Elagabalus:

{{quote| You know, '''''MY MOMMY AND I...'''''| Anybody over the age of 5 who calls their mother "mommy" is [[Christian Weston Chandler|a very scary individual]].}}

{{quote| I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together.|Chris.}}

{{quote| Thank you for giving me another colorful character to see in my nightmares.|'Lauren', WBCN listener and resident of Bostonia.}}

On 1 [[May 2009]], Chris sends a message to [[Ivy]] promising smoothies, ''Gilligan's Island'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', masses of porn-based [[sex]], ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', a romantic walk through the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] and many places with "green and sunlight" for the [[Crass and Champ|hermit crabs]]. On May 12th, this video was discussed on [http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145 the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN]. During the radio show, several normal, unenlightened people discuss how much of a creepy fuck Chris is. Notice that no matter how much the [[DJ Jamsta|DJ]] tries to warp Chris's voice, the original is still the most disturbing.

Chris, for whatever reason, has elected to wear an actual suit for this video. The orange shirt he is wearing suggests this is the outfit he had in mind drawing himself at his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]] and [[Giant Penis Comic|honeymoon]]. Whether it's the slimming effect of black or the fact that he's in clothing other human beings might ever consider wearing, Chris actually looks presentable, at least by [[Chris and fashion|usual standards]]. Unfortunately, he then ruins the effect by speaking.

==Video==

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| name = For My Sweetest Ivy
| image = {{#ev:youtube|nBUzZowEt1E}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 1 May 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Sexn.png]] [[Sex]]
| Saga = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| previous = [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]
| next = [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]]
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===Transcript===

Hey [[Ivy]]! I'm doing this video for yoooou. Oh, we are gonna have so much ''fun together'' when you and I are together! Hmmm! You know, '''my [[Barbara Chandler|mommy]] and''' I--my, my family and I will come and meet you at the airport. And you know, your choice so--take you to your hotel or, uh, bring you back to...my house, hmmm. I mean, uh, you know, we'd be hanging around so much and sharing so many fondful memories.

Hmm. And you know, I few--I know a few good places in [[Charlottesville]], you know, I think it's, you know, I'll take you there, we'll get some good things to eeeeeat, and we’ll hang ooouut. We’ll have so much fun. We’ll, uh, have a good time together, you know. I know a place that serves some great smoothies. Uh, yeah, the cafe, in Charlottesville. Good place. Serves good smoothies! And you know, we can enjoy a movie in the theater, or in--at home, or watch a television rerun. ''[[Family Guy]]''! Heh. ''Family Guy''! Or, uh, [[I Love Lucy]] or I got some—I got the entire series of ''Gilligan's Island'', hmmm. Hoo-hoo! Hmm, and we can make some music together on ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. Hmmm. Well, you can sing, I got a microphone. I'm thinking about getting drums. [''Makes a drum sound'']

Hmmm, yeah. And you know, I will see you in the--I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many--I'll—-I’ll do my best to pleasure you and keep you satisfied, my sweetest Ivy, just for you. ''Just for you!'' Hmmm! I know a number of good positions and massages, hmm. Hmmm. And, you know, I know a number, uh, places we could walk around at, you know. We could walk about the mall! We could walk about the [[University of Virginia|UVA]] grounds! Good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight.

Hmm, and wa--we can walk the [[Crass and Champ|hermit crabs]] together, hmm, talkin’ about—somethin’ like, how you might like to--how you might walk your hermit crabs, hmmmm. Hmmmm, so, you know, wonderful memories! Wonderful memories! We're gonna have lots of fun. We’re gon--I'll do my best--I'll do my best to keep you entertained, show you a good time, when we're having a good time. And I promise, I’ll remain your good boy forever and for always. And to get, uh, my [[Trolls|friends up I've been talking to uh, between on the Internet, and in real life--my real friends]], they can vouch for me on, uh, how good a boy I have been. Being a good boy just for you, Ivy. I love you so much, I love you so muuuuch! [''Pretends to hug her''] Hmmmm. Hmmm, look at me smile, hmm. It's a nice smile. Because I love you, Ivy! I love you so much. I ran out of details. [''Laughs''] I don't know. I guess I'll sing you a song.

[''Sings a variation of [[Wikipedia:Jolly Holiday|"Jolly Holiday"]] from ''[[Mary Poppins]]'', attempting to imitate Dick Van Dyke's cockney accent'']

It's a jolly ‘oliday 
With Ivy 
Ivy makes my heart so light 
When the skies are grey 
And ordinary 
Ivy makes the sun shine bright. 
Oh, happiness is blooming 
All around ‘er 
The daffodils are smiling 
At the doves 
When Ivy holds my hand 
I feel so grand 
My 'eart starts beating 
Like a big brass band! 

[''Mimes waving his hat over his head as he sinks to the floor, with his Playstation controller as the hat'']

It's a jolly holiday with Ivy 
No wonder that it's Ivy that I love. 

You know something else, [[Chris and His Ego|I should have uh, thought of--of doing this before, you know, to feel more positive]], highlight for anybody who, uh, goes back on information. I should recreate, uh, something for [[MySpace]] or [[Facebook]] with all the positive highlights and all the true details that would not, uh, be, uh, somehow twisted in any erroneous way. I'll work on that. I will work on that. Because it's [[lie|the honest truth from my head]]. From my head. I love you so much Ivy. I love you! I love youuu. [''Blows a kiss to the camera''] Talk to you later, [[sweetheart]].

[''Jump cut'']

And also to your [[Keino|father]] the [[jerkops|policeman]], I salute him with my [[Wikipedia:Scout_sign_and_salute#Cub_Scouts.27_two-finger_salute|Cub Scout salute]] that I have favored for so long.

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