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The Hook Cafe

2010-10-24T08:10:09Z

Elephant:

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[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris's profile image, or what Ash Ketchum would look like if he had grown up to be a fat, acne-ridden and [[homos|deeply closeted]] manchild.]]

The local alternative weekly paper in [[Charlottesville]] is ''[[Duck|The Hook]]'', and its online personal-ads site is called '''The Hook Cafe'''. Some time in early [[2010]], Chris posted a personal ad at the Cafe under the nickname "[[Chris and sex|direct2sex]]," declaring that he "Need [[China|Sexy Sweets]] from Woman." A ninety day pass to the site is $40, which means that Chris had to use his [[monthly tugboat]] to put the ad up.

The ad is one of the most blatant confirmations that Chris is no longer interested in "true love" and is now simply looking to get laid. This is not totally unexpected, as most of his followers have always believed that true honest love was merely a ruse to get sex, and that if Chris could get to the [[hanky-panky]] without having to actually care about someone, he would do so in a heartbeat. Before the discovery of this profile, the clearest evidence of this was [[Mailbag 53#So much for true love|one of Chris's mailbag responses]].

Of note are the differences between this and his previous [[dating profiles]]. Chris is apparently making an attempt at being a grown up, and as a result he neglects to mention [[Sonichu]], his [[autism]] or the fact he's a twenty eight year old [[virgin with rage|virgin]]. He also has started to specify a desire for women 21 years or older (but not older than himself, despite his pretty obvious desire for a mother-like figure in his potential mate). In the past he had been open to the idea of dating an 18 year old, despite the vast age difference, and really only stopped at that age for legal reasons.

This is also not the first time Chris has posted a personal ad on the Hook Cafe. An earlier attempt, where Chris promoted himself as a "Handsome Virgin searching for Woman," fell victim to hackers around the beginning of 2009. Unfortunately, most of its original contents weren't preserved before the trolls gave it a makeover. It's the hacked version that's referred to in Chris's [[IRC_(20_January_2009)|20 January 2009 IRC chat]].

Chris was able to solicit the attentions of a young lady named [[Jackie]] on this website. After [[Jackie e-mails|getting to know him]], she learned to steer clearly away. Long after she stopped responding to his pleas, Chris released [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] in [[September 2010]] declaring his undying love for her.

On 9 April 2010, the moderators on the site deleted Chris's profile, possibly due to a flood of fake profiles set up by [[trolls]]. Several troll profiles were also deleted. With the death of this profile, Chris has apparently shifted his efforts back to [[OkCupid]] as his go-to for soliciting sex via the internet.

==Ad==
[[Image:direct2sex.jpg|thumb|A screenshot of the ad, as of 5 April 2010.]]

The following is all the information included in the ad as of 5 April 2010. All misspellings or unusual capitalizations are from the original page. The peculiar entry under "Religion" (which lists his affiliation as both "Methodist" and "None") is probably the result of an error Chris made when filling out the form that produced his profile.

===Introduction===

I am an [[honest content|honest]], [[Chris and anger|compassionate]] [[Megan Saga|gentleman]], with a good sense of [[Random-access humor|humor]]. I am looking for good time(s) with a woman; I'm not getting any younger. I would like a 21-28 year old woman with a pretty face, a sexy slim to average body and an honest and compassionate personality. Show me your honest and sweet interest and love, and I'll show you a good time. Hit me up with an e-mail with your photo and digits, and I will respond quickly in suit. Smokers, [[Obesity|overweights]], [[Niggos|blacks]] and [[List of Chris's lies|liars]] need not apply.

===Characteristics===
Gender: '''Man''' 
Current Status: '''Single''' 
Looking for: '''[[Fuck Quest|Friends with benefits]], Some Action, Casual Dating''' 
Body Type: '''[[Obesity|Average, Muscular, Height / Weight proportionate]]''' 
Eyes: '''[[Heterochromia|L=Blue, R=Green]]''' 
Height: '''5' 10"''' 
Hair Type: '''Brown''' 
Age: '''28''' 
Seeks: [[china|'''Woman for Dating, Woman for Friendship''']]

===Profile===
Education: '''[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|College graduate]]''' 
Ethnicity: '''Caucasian''' 
Religion: '''[[Chris and religion|None, Christian / Methodist]]''' 
Political Leanings: '''[[Obama|Moderate]]''' 
City: '''Ruckersville''' 
Occupation: '''[[Chris and art|Artist]]''' 
Have Children: '''No''' 
Want Children: '''[[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Yes]]'''

===Habits===
Smoking: '''[[Tobacky|Never]]''' 
Drinking: '''[[Alcohol|Socially]]''' 
Drugs: '''Not interested'''

===Personality===
I get around town via: '''[[Son-chu|Car]], [[Sonichu's Edge|Walk]]''' 
My dietary preferences are: '''[[Obesity|Conscious Omnivore]]''' 
I spend my free time: '''[[R.L. Stine|Reading]], [[Sonichu|Creating]], [[Guitar Hero|Playing sports]], [[Chris's Big Night Out|Clubbing]], [[30_Push-Ups|Working out]], [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|Watching movies]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Shopping]], [[McDonald's|Dining out]], Biking''' 
Funniest Thing: '''A man chasing a dog. [[Random-access humor|And the dog has a ham in its mouth]]'''

===Deeper===
The best thing about Charlottesville is: '''The vast history behind it.'''

My radio dial is usually tuned to? '''Z-95.1'''

Quote a line from your favorite movie. '''[[Mary Poppins|Supercalifragilisticespialadocious]]'''

Thomas Jefferson makes me: '''feel inspired and better enjoy Charlottesville, VA.'''

The first thing I read in the Hook is? '''The Arts.'''

Name three things [[Semen|you shouldn't have eaten]]. '''Beets, [[Pickles]], Relish.'''

===Fill It===
I'm an open-minded person, but '''smokers''' is a deal-breaker.

Design your ideal mate: [[Chris and reality|the brain of a '''college graduate''' and the body of a '''Playboy Womam]]'''

[[Mom|People]] say '''[[Chris and his Ego|my face is my best feature]]'''.

The first section I turn to in the Hook is '''the Arts'''

The quickest way to my heart is '''sweet compassion''' The quickest way to my bed is '''honest lovin'''' And in the morning, I like my [[Christian's sex joke|eggs]] cooked '''fried and well-done'''

My favorite cartoon as a kid was '''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'''

'''[[Golden Corral]]''' is my favorite restaurant.

===In and Out===
'''Best Buy''' or Sidetracks

'''Summer''' or Winter

'''[[Hex Box|PC]]''' or Mac

'''Cavaliers''' or [[War Paint Video|Redskins]]

'''[[Chris and death|Casket]]''' or Cremation

Fax or '''Email'''

Dyed or '''Natural'''

SUV or '''Sedan'''

==See also==
*[[Dating profiles]]
*[[Match.com]]
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[[Category:Websites]]

Piedmont Virginia Community College

2010-10-24T08:08:17Z

Elephant:

:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' is Chris's collegiate alma matter, a community college located in Charlottesville, Virginia. At PVCC, [[Chris]] earned an associate's degree in Applied Science and a CADD certificate. After [[slow in the mind|six years of study]], Chris earned his degree; astute observers will note that associates degrees usually take students two years in the US. He also made the Dean's List, or so he claims.<ref>"I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List." [[Miyamoto Saga]].</ref>

In the [[Sonichu]] comics, the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. In real life, Walsh, in her role as student dean, gave Chris a hard time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering its [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his [[comic]]s: the evil witch in command of the villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==Kicked out of English==
[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[English]] class on his birthday.

Chris claimed that his class was reading "Wednesday's Child," a story about an autistic girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]]. Chris said that he told his ''[[JERKS|male]]'' professor that by golly, he is autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's 21st birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a ''female'' professor.

Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In [[gal-pal]] conversations years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment, and was promptly told to leave. Naturally, Chris used [[autism]] as his excuse.

Other than reinforcing Chris's hate of men, this event is what inspired Chris to begin his Love Quest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

==Kicked out of college==
The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of interest in romance.

By mid-[[October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for two months without success. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris [[virgin with rage|rage]] and spam the college with his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref>

To make matters worse, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by other local community colleges. So Chris basically didn't just fail at community college; he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college.

==Graduation==
After spending four years on a course of study that normally takes only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate.

Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Of note, Chris wore not only his Sonichu Medallion, but his [[honor roll]] sash from high school underneath his gown, yet another sign that he can not move on from high school.

Chris was so disappointed on his graduation that it eventually spawned [[Count Graduon]].

<center>
<gallery>
Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|Here's Chris, actually looking kind of classy for once. Did you think this was Chris on his college graduation? No, this is from high school...
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|...and THIS is Chris at his college graduation. Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same shirt of fail he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD '''certificate'''. Chris insists this is a degree but the Commonwealth of Virginia begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power]]''"
</gallery>
</center>

==PVCC as viewed by Chris==
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (or, [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|on one occasion]], as '''Piedmont Virginity College''') due to the simmering grudge he holds against the school. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of [[CWCville]].

As you can imagine, when the troll message boards were created, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].

==See also==
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]

==Sauce==
<references />

==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
*[http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]
[[Category:Education]]
[[Category:Places]]

Piedmont Virginia Community College

2010-10-24T08:07:58Z

Elephant:

:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''' is Chris's collegiate alma matter, a community college located in Charlottesville, Virginia. At PVCC, [[Chris]] earned an associate's degree in Applied Science and a CADD certificate. After [[slow in the mind|six years of study]], Chris earned his degrees; astute observers will note that associates degrees usually take students two years in the US. He also made the Dean's List, or so he claims.<ref>"I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List." [[Miyamoto Saga]].</ref>

In the [[Sonichu]] comics, the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. In real life, Walsh, in her role as student dean, gave Chris a hard time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering its [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his [[comic]]s: the evil witch in command of the villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==Kicked out of English==
[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[English]] class on his birthday.

Chris claimed that his class was reading "Wednesday's Child," a story about an autistic girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]]. Chris said that he told his ''[[JERKS|male]]'' professor that by golly, he is autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's 21st birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a ''female'' professor.

Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In [[gal-pal]] conversations years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment, and was promptly told to leave. Naturally, Chris used [[autism]] as his excuse.

Other than reinforcing Chris's hate of men, this event is what inspired Chris to begin his Love Quest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

==Kicked out of college==
The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of interest in romance.

By mid-[[October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for two months without success. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris [[virgin with rage|rage]] and spam the college with his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref>

To make matters worse, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by other local community colleges. So Chris basically didn't just fail at community college; he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college.

==Graduation==
After spending four years on a course of study that normally takes only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate.

Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Of note, Chris wore not only his Sonichu Medallion, but his [[honor roll]] sash from high school underneath his gown, yet another sign that he can not move on from high school.

Chris was so disappointed on his graduation that it eventually spawned [[Count Graduon]].

<center>
<gallery>
Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|Here's Chris, actually looking kind of classy for once. Did you think this was Chris on his college graduation? No, this is from high school...
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|...and THIS is Chris at his college graduation. Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same shirt of fail he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD '''certificate'''. Chris insists this is a degree but the Commonwealth of Virginia begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power]]''"
</gallery>
</center>

==PVCC as viewed by Chris==
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (or, [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|on one occasion]], as '''Piedmont Virginity College''') due to the simmering grudge he holds against the school. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of [[CWCville]].

As you can imagine, when the troll message boards were created, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].

==See also==
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]

==Sauce==
<references />

==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
*[http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]
[[Category:Education]]
[[Category:Places]]

Piedmont Virginia Community College

2010-10-24T07:58:54Z

Elephant: /* Kicked out of English */

:''For other uses of "PVCC", see [[PVCC|the disambiguation page]].''

[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|The public education system has failed us miserably...]]

'''Piedmont Virginia Community College''', the realm of the evil witch [[Mary Lee Walsh]], is the educational institution where [[Chris]] earned an associate's degree in Applied Science and a CADD certificate. He also made the Dean's List, or so he claims.<ref>"I earned two degrees in Computer Aided Drafting and Design at Piedmont Virginia Community College, and made the Dean's List." [[Miyamoto Saga]].</ref> Walsh, in her role as student dean, gave Chris a difficult time on his [[Love Quest]] and at points shattered his heart, lowering its [[heart level|level]] to nearly zero. Chris took revenge in his own inimitable fashion, making her into a character in his [[comic]]s: the evil witch in command of the villainous group known as the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==Kicked out of English==
[[Image:Matchdotcom1.jpeg|thumb|For reference, this is what Chris wore to college.]]
Chris's first great PVCC trauma occurred when he was kicked out of an [[English]] class on his birthday.

Chris claimed that his class was reading "Wednesday's Child," a story about an autistic girl who [[Death threats|brutally murders people]]. Chris said that he told his ''[[JERKS|male]]'' professor that by golly, he is autistic too! This allegedly resulted in Chris's ejection from that class on 24 [[February 2003]], Chris's 21st birthday. According to Chris, the reason was the professor's misunderstanding and fear of [[autism]]. Chris cried and later passed the course when he retook it with a ''female'' professor.

Of course, there is more to this story than Chris lets on. In [[gal-pal]] conversations years afterward, Chris admitted that the topic of [[homosexuality]] had come up in a group discussion in class. Chris made a derogatory and inappropriate comment, and was promptly told to leave. Naturally, Chris used [[autism]] as his excuse.

Other than reinforcing Chris's hate of men, this event is what inspired Chris to begin his Love Quest.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Start of my Sweetheart Search]]</ref>

==Kicked out of college==
The college itself is intolerant of those who are love questing, and makes extra effort to cockblock any males on its campus by brutally censoring any signs that show the least bit of interest in romance.

By mid-[[October 2003]], Chris had been using his [[Attraction Sign]] for two months without success. Mary Lee Walsh, under the impression that Chris was soliciting sex, seized the sign, yelled at him in a very violent manner, and harshly criticized his methods. Chris made a new sign, only to see Walsh sabotage his plot once again a few weeks later. This served only to make Chris [[virgin with rage|rage]] and spam the college with his ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' newsletter. As a result, Walsh gave Chris a stern lecture, banned him from PVCC for a year, made him take an anger management course, and forced him to see a shrink.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref>

To make matters worse, PVCC is largely considered something of a joke, even by other local community colleges. So Chris basically didn't just fail at community college; he failed at a community college that failed at being a community college.

==Graduation==
After spending four years on a course of study that normally takes only two, Chris graduated with an associate's degree in Applied Science and a [[CADD]] certificate.

Compared to his [[Manchester_High_School#Graduation|high school graduation]], he didn't seem to give a fuck. Of note, Chris wore not only his Sonichu Medallion, but his [[honor roll]] sash from high school underneath his gown, yet another sign that he can not move on from high school.

Chris was so disappointed on his graduation that it eventually spawned [[Count Graduon]].

<center>
<gallery>
Image:0710-CWCCollGrad1.jpg|Graduation
Image:0558-ChrisChanOfY2KClass.jpg|Here's Chris, actually looking kind of classy for once. Did you think this was Chris on his college graduation? No, this is from high school...
Image:0711-CWCCollGrad2.jpg|...and THIS is Chris at his college graduation. Such is his disdain for college, he's wearing the [[medallion]] and the same shirt of fail he draws himself in.
Image:0712-CWCCollGrad3.jpg|And as usual, Chris couldn't care less and he disrobed himself like a little kid.
Image:0714-PVCCCaddDeg2.jpg|His Associate of Applied Science degree.
Image:0713-PVCCCaddDeg1.jpg|His CADD '''certificate'''. Chris insists this is a degree but the Commonwealth of Virginia begs to differ.
Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|"Student featured in ''[[Nintendo Power]]''"
</gallery>
</center>

==PVCC as viewed by Chris==
Christian Weston Chandler refers to Piedmont Virginia Community College as the '''Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens''' (or, [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|on one occasion]], as '''Piedmont Virginity College''') due to the simmering grudge he holds against the school. Within the context of his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics, Christian has characterized the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens as the headquarters for for the collective activities of the supervillains of [[CWCville]].

As you can imagine, when the troll message boards were created, [[Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens_(message_board)|it just had to be christened with this name]].

==See also==
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]

==Sauce==
<references />

==External links==
{{CWCipedia}}
*[[Wikipedia:Piedmont Virginia Community College|Wikipedia article on PVCC]]
*[http://www.pvcc.edu/ PVCC website]

{{Places}}

[[Category:Attraction Locations]]
[[Category:Education]]
[[Category:Places]]

Sarah May Skype Logs

2010-10-13T02:30:01Z

Elephant:

The '''Sarah May Skype Logs''' are two 2009 chats between [[Chris]] and [[Sarah May]], an aspiring gal-pal during the [[Julie]] saga. [[Chris|Fatty]] and Sarah discuss the plan to rescue Julie in Cleveland.

==Summary==
The first chat begins on the evening of February 25, 2009. Chris is upset that [[Aunt Corina]] has just died, but is determined to leave the next day to save Julie in Cleveland, Ohio. Chris tells Sarah that God, Jesus, and Aunt Corina have told him to leave right away. Chris also explains that he will be sneaking out without telling [[Bob]] and [[Barb]], and he describes his plans for the trip.

The second chat takes place during the afternoon of February 27, 2009. Chris has just returned from his adventure to Cleveland and shows Sarah proof of his visit. Chris tells Sarah he is glad she didn't kill herself.

==Transcript==
'''2/25/09'''
 [5:16:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu.
 [5:16:52 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Hey best friend!
 [5:16:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' How are you?
 [5:17:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm good, how are you ^^
 [5:18:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm faring well. I've shared the pain with my mother during my Aunt Corina's funeral yesterday. and I have been planning my trip to go to Cleaveland to meet, and escort to virginia, Julie.
 [5:19:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have received much support in the trip not only from my online fans, including yourself. :)
 [5:19:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' but also from God, Jesus, AND the spirit of my Aunt Corina, as I touched her hand before they closed her casket.
 [5:19:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I Heard them, seriously.
 [5:20:21 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' even the spirits from my past Weston family members who were buried at that same church, including my Grandparents and my Great Grandparents.
 [5:20:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm using money I got on my Birthday for the trip.
 [5:20:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
 [5:21:12 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, my gosh!! You heard from God and Jesus?!
 [5:21:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm all set; I have a road map for Eastern USA, directions To Julie and From from mapquest.
 [5:21:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have set aside six changes of clothes, I'm bringing my cell, PSP and DS with AC adaptors.
 [5:22:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's only a 7 hour drive.
 [5:22:10 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes, I did.
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, wow, Chris!! What did they say?? And what did your Aunt say??
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' "Make the trip and go to Julie," they all said.
 [5:23:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'm not informing my mother and father until the last minute with a note, and photocopy of my printed directions and the portion of my road map with the marked path.
 [5:23:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *based on Mapquest's directions.
 [5:24:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Confidentially, I have about 45 dollars in my bank, 16 in my wallet, my phone will be fully charged, and I have a freshly filled tank of gas.
 [5:24:28 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' My mind is set.
 [5:24:56 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh my gosh, Chris!!!!!! This is so exciting!!!!!!
 [5:25:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I even got a scare tatic from Clyde; he said, "we're shipping Julie to China in 10 hours. You have disappointed me." But I know he's just testing me again.
 [5:25:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've replied with my fact that tomorrow morning, I'm leaving for Cleaveland to meet Julie and bring her back with me.
 [5:27:00 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, wow!!!
 [5:27:03 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Does Julie know??
 [5:27:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' not yet.
 [5:27:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've been plotting the past few days; I would have gone this morning, but I needed part 2 of my Birthday Bucks, and the full tank of gas, so I waited.
 [5:28:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Listen, Sarah May, I would like you to do me a favor.
 [5:28:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' are you going into the Mumble tonight?
 [5:28:32 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will do you any favour, Chris-chan :)
 [5:28:37 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool.
 [5:29:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, make sure Clyde and/or Julie's brother, Max, are in there. Copy and Paste what I have just typed up for you, for all, ESPICIALLY those two to read and know.
 [5:29:58 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I would go on there myself, but I need my sleep for the trip, and I plan on getting up at about 4 AM, and leaving at 5 or 5:30 AM.
 [5:30:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' start fresh with the dawn.
 [5:30:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if I follow Mapquest's direstions, I should be there Noontime.
 [5:30:38 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will, of course, Chris. Anything you want.
 [5:30:44 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you.
 [5:30:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:30:49 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so excited, Chris..
 [5:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' You can do this, I know you can!!
 [5:31:23 PM] '''Sarah May:''' If you don't.. Julie will be so upset.. :( And what if Clyde isn't lying..? You know what he did to Panda..
 [5:31:52 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ]:) I am determined and set on this trip.
 [5:32:22 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so proud of you.. and you're totally ready and everything..
 [5:32:27 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Julie will be sooo impressed!!
 [5:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I bet when you get there.. she won't be able to keep her hands off you! ;)
 [5:32:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:32:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg; I'll TTYL.
 [5:33:01 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, okay, Chris <3
 [5:33:05 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Talk to you tonight?
 [5:33:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Please don't forget to log in and Copy/Paste. Thank You.
 [5:33:16 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I promise I won't. :)
 [5:33:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no; I'm going to need my rest for to get up at 4 AM
 [5:33:39 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Alright, Chris, can you contact me at all between now and then?
 [5:33:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I still have a few more items to do in preperation before bedtime.
 [5:33:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace. :)
 [5:34:11 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris, I'm so proud. :) Go for it! It'll be so romantic when you show up on her doorstep. :)
 [5:34:20 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I love you! Have fun!! ;)
 [5:41:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've just read your PSN message; you've made something for me? :)
 [5:41:46 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I have :)
 [5:42:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Link me to it, or what is it?
 [5:42:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' also, thank you for the greeting. :-*
 [5:42:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Birthday Greeting
 [5:43:40 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' please.
 [5:43:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:46:25 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Sure thing! ^^ Sorry, had to find it. <3
Sarah May
 [5:46:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's cool. :)
 [5:46:51 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I worked really hard on it.. hope you like it! ^^
 [5:47:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ^^
 [5:48:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's cute.
 [5:48:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you. :)
 [5:49:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' No problem.. Happy birthday, Chris-chan! Maybe it can go on your site one day. ^^
 [5:49:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in the Luv Shack, after I get back with Julie.
 [5:49:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:49:40 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Awesome, Chris, you're the best. ^^
 [5:49:44 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Have an AWESOME time!!!
 [5:51:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Just so you know, sexual images would have been preffered, but I saw in what you drew that you had me in your heart, and in your imagination ;) , when you drew it up.
 [5:51:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Non-Sexual images
 [5:51:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' non-nudity
 [5:51:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' my bad on using the wrong word at first.
 [5:52:01 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll TTYL.
 [5:52:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm trusting and counting on you to spread the word on Mumble tonight. :)
 [5:52:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace again. :-*
 
 
 '''2/27/09'''
 [12:20:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris-chan!! <33
 [12:21:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu. How are you?
 [12:21:33 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Are you in Cleveland?
 [12:22:00 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no, but I did go. I sent you the details of my trip on the PSN
 [12:24:08 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Checking it out now
 [12:24:13 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'll respond there, if you'd like
 [12:24:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if you'd prefer to keep your responses from the eyes of those watching my Skype typings, you may. Otherwise, you may respond here if you wish.
 [12:30:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I also have evidence of my journey, my receipts from the stores and gas stations I visited and paid with my debit card on.
 [12:30:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' some I paid in cash.
 [12:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, can I see?
 [12:31:35 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I want to be able to tell Julie that you tried your best for her!
 [12:32:16 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I don't have them scanned, but I can read to you, verbatim, the address of a store closest to Ohio I've stopped at.
 [12:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, could you get a scan later on, then? :)
 [12:33:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay, but I'll blur out my card number, even tough they left the last four digits.
 [12:33:59 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, I visited a Sheetz and a Sonic, nearby a Wal-Mart Super Center with an enclosed Subway.
 [12:34:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sheetz: 9745 St. Rt. 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:34:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sonic: 9780 State Route 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:36:33 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I got 11.68 dollars worth of regular at Sheetz at 1.829/Gallon, and I got a dollar burger and a Lemon/Berry Slushie at Sonic.
 [12:38:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' BTW, the slushie was good; they used REAL fruit in making it. :P
 [12:38:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' there were Two Lemon wedges in there.
 [12:38:56 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you get all that?
 [12:39:26 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I did
 [12:39:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' And I really do appreciate you telling me!
 [12:39:48 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm currently reading your PSN messages, just so you know.
 [12:40:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' that information, about the receipts and what I bought where, you may share with the fanbase, as PROOF that I actually made the 800+ Mile round-trip.
 [12:40:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'll scan the two receipts I've mentioned for you later today.
 [12:40:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Blurring out my card number.
 [12:40:57 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I would really appreciate that, Chris. :)
 [12:41:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *and I'll add something of Sonichu to the Scan.
 [12:41:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *each scan of the receipts
 [12:41:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oooh, that would be great :)
 [12:41:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in any case, I am still undecided about Julie at the moment.
 [12:42:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg do some things, but I'll TTYL.
 [12:42:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and thank you for staying alive for me. :-*
 [12:43:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' so you can be here for me now at this time.
 [12:43:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [12:43:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace.
 [12:43:18 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Of course. I will respond on the PSN soon. :)
 [12:43:24 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Love you Chris! We will talk later. ^^

{{FanChats}}

Sarah May Skype Logs

2010-10-13T02:29:09Z

Elephant:

The '''Sarah May Skype Logs''' are two 2009 chats between [[Chris]] and [[Sarah May]], an aspiring gal-pal during the [[Julie]] saga. [[Fatty|Chris]] and Sarah discuss the plan to rescue Julie in Cleveland.

==Summary==
The first chat begins on the evening of February 25, 2009. Chris is upset that [[Aunt Corina]] has just died, but is determined to leave the next day to save Julie in Cleveland, Ohio. Chris tells Sarah that God, Jesus, and Aunt Corina have told him to leave right away. Chris also explains that he will be sneaking out without telling [[Bob]] and [[Barb]], and he describes his plans for the trip.

The second chat takes place during the afternoon of February 27, 2009. Chris has just returned from his adventure to Cleveland and shows Sarah proof of his visit. Chris tells Sarah he is glad she didn't kill herself.

==Transcript==
'''2/25/09'''
 [5:16:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu.
 [5:16:52 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Hey best friend!
 [5:16:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' How are you?
 [5:17:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm good, how are you ^^
 [5:18:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm faring well. I've shared the pain with my mother during my Aunt Corina's funeral yesterday. and I have been planning my trip to go to Cleaveland to meet, and escort to virginia, Julie.
 [5:19:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have received much support in the trip not only from my online fans, including yourself. :)
 [5:19:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' but also from God, Jesus, AND the spirit of my Aunt Corina, as I touched her hand before they closed her casket.
 [5:19:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I Heard them, seriously.
 [5:20:21 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' even the spirits from my past Weston family members who were buried at that same church, including my Grandparents and my Great Grandparents.
 [5:20:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm using money I got on my Birthday for the trip.
 [5:20:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
 [5:21:12 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, my gosh!! You heard from God and Jesus?!
 [5:21:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm all set; I have a road map for Eastern USA, directions To Julie and From from mapquest.
 [5:21:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have set aside six changes of clothes, I'm bringing my cell, PSP and DS with AC adaptors.
 [5:22:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's only a 7 hour drive.
 [5:22:10 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes, I did.
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, wow, Chris!! What did they say?? And what did your Aunt say??
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' "Make the trip and go to Julie," they all said.
 [5:23:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'm not informing my mother and father until the last minute with a note, and photocopy of my printed directions and the portion of my road map with the marked path.
 [5:23:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *based on Mapquest's directions.
 [5:24:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Confidentially, I have about 45 dollars in my bank, 16 in my wallet, my phone will be fully charged, and I have a freshly filled tank of gas.
 [5:24:28 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' My mind is set.
 [5:24:56 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh my gosh, Chris!!!!!! This is so exciting!!!!!!
 [5:25:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I even got a scare tatic from Clyde; he said, "we're shipping Julie to China in 10 hours. You have disappointed me." But I know he's just testing me again.
 [5:25:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've replied with my fact that tomorrow morning, I'm leaving for Cleaveland to meet Julie and bring her back with me.
 [5:27:00 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, wow!!!
 [5:27:03 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Does Julie know??
 [5:27:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' not yet.
 [5:27:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've been plotting the past few days; I would have gone this morning, but I needed part 2 of my Birthday Bucks, and the full tank of gas, so I waited.
 [5:28:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Listen, Sarah May, I would like you to do me a favor.
 [5:28:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' are you going into the Mumble tonight?
 [5:28:32 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will do you any favour, Chris-chan :)
 [5:28:37 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool.
 [5:29:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, make sure Clyde and/or Julie's brother, Max, are in there. Copy and Paste what I have just typed up for you, for all, ESPICIALLY those two to read and know.
 [5:29:58 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I would go on there myself, but I need my sleep for the trip, and I plan on getting up at about 4 AM, and leaving at 5 or 5:30 AM.
 [5:30:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' start fresh with the dawn.
 [5:30:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if I follow Mapquest's direstions, I should be there Noontime.
 [5:30:38 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will, of course, Chris. Anything you want.
 [5:30:44 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you.
 [5:30:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:30:49 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so excited, Chris..
 [5:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' You can do this, I know you can!!
 [5:31:23 PM] '''Sarah May:''' If you don't.. Julie will be so upset.. :( And what if Clyde isn't lying..? You know what he did to Panda..
 [5:31:52 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ]:) I am determined and set on this trip.
 [5:32:22 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so proud of you.. and you're totally ready and everything..
 [5:32:27 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Julie will be sooo impressed!!
 [5:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I bet when you get there.. she won't be able to keep her hands off you! ;)
 [5:32:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:32:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg; I'll TTYL.
 [5:33:01 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, okay, Chris <3
 [5:33:05 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Talk to you tonight?
 [5:33:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Please don't forget to log in and Copy/Paste. Thank You.
 [5:33:16 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I promise I won't. :)
 [5:33:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no; I'm going to need my rest for to get up at 4 AM
 [5:33:39 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Alright, Chris, can you contact me at all between now and then?
 [5:33:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I still have a few more items to do in preperation before bedtime.
 [5:33:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace. :)
 [5:34:11 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris, I'm so proud. :) Go for it! It'll be so romantic when you show up on her doorstep. :)
 [5:34:20 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I love you! Have fun!! ;)
 [5:41:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've just read your PSN message; you've made something for me? :)
 [5:41:46 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I have :)
 [5:42:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Link me to it, or what is it?
 [5:42:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' also, thank you for the greeting. :-*
 [5:42:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Birthday Greeting
 [5:43:40 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' please.
 [5:43:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:46:25 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Sure thing! ^^ Sorry, had to find it. <3
Sarah May
 [5:46:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's cool. :)
 [5:46:51 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I worked really hard on it.. hope you like it! ^^
 [5:47:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ^^
 [5:48:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's cute.
 [5:48:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you. :)
 [5:49:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' No problem.. Happy birthday, Chris-chan! Maybe it can go on your site one day. ^^
 [5:49:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in the Luv Shack, after I get back with Julie.
 [5:49:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:49:40 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Awesome, Chris, you're the best. ^^
 [5:49:44 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Have an AWESOME time!!!
 [5:51:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Just so you know, sexual images would have been preffered, but I saw in what you drew that you had me in your heart, and in your imagination ;) , when you drew it up.
 [5:51:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Non-Sexual images
 [5:51:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' non-nudity
 [5:51:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' my bad on using the wrong word at first.
 [5:52:01 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll TTYL.
 [5:52:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm trusting and counting on you to spread the word on Mumble tonight. :)
 [5:52:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace again. :-*
 
 
 '''2/27/09'''
 [12:20:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris-chan!! <33
 [12:21:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu. How are you?
 [12:21:33 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Are you in Cleveland?
 [12:22:00 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no, but I did go. I sent you the details of my trip on the PSN
 [12:24:08 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Checking it out now
 [12:24:13 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'll respond there, if you'd like
 [12:24:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if you'd prefer to keep your responses from the eyes of those watching my Skype typings, you may. Otherwise, you may respond here if you wish.
 [12:30:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I also have evidence of my journey, my receipts from the stores and gas stations I visited and paid with my debit card on.
 [12:30:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' some I paid in cash.
 [12:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, can I see?
 [12:31:35 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I want to be able to tell Julie that you tried your best for her!
 [12:32:16 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I don't have them scanned, but I can read to you, verbatim, the address of a store closest to Ohio I've stopped at.
 [12:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, could you get a scan later on, then? :)
 [12:33:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay, but I'll blur out my card number, even tough they left the last four digits.
 [12:33:59 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, I visited a Sheetz and a Sonic, nearby a Wal-Mart Super Center with an enclosed Subway.
 [12:34:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sheetz: 9745 St. Rt. 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:34:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sonic: 9780 State Route 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:36:33 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I got 11.68 dollars worth of regular at Sheetz at 1.829/Gallon, and I got a dollar burger and a Lemon/Berry Slushie at Sonic.
 [12:38:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' BTW, the slushie was good; they used REAL fruit in making it. :P
 [12:38:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' there were Two Lemon wedges in there.
 [12:38:56 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you get all that?
 [12:39:26 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I did
 [12:39:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' And I really do appreciate you telling me!
 [12:39:48 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm currently reading your PSN messages, just so you know.
 [12:40:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' that information, about the receipts and what I bought where, you may share with the fanbase, as PROOF that I actually made the 800+ Mile round-trip.
 [12:40:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'll scan the two receipts I've mentioned for you later today.
 [12:40:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Blurring out my card number.
 [12:40:57 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I would really appreciate that, Chris. :)
 [12:41:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *and I'll add something of Sonichu to the Scan.
 [12:41:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *each scan of the receipts
 [12:41:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oooh, that would be great :)
 [12:41:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in any case, I am still undecided about Julie at the moment.
 [12:42:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg do some things, but I'll TTYL.
 [12:42:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and thank you for staying alive for me. :-*
 [12:43:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' so you can be here for me now at this time.
 [12:43:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [12:43:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace.
 [12:43:18 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Of course. I will respond on the PSN soon. :)
 [12:43:24 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Love you Chris! We will talk later. ^^

{{FanChats}}

Talk:Sarah May Skype Logs

2010-10-13T02:20:39Z

Elephant: /* Probbably should be merged with Sarah reveals herself */

==Probbably should be merged with Sarah reveals herself ==
also find out dates. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:06, 11 October 2010 (PDT) Added dates, nigga [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 19:20, 12 October 2010 (PDT)

==Formating==

I'm going to fix this ugly chunk of shit. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 20:33, 11 October 2010 (PDT)
:There, it's fixed, now if we could get some info around it. --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 20:56, 11 October 2010 (PDT)

Sarah May Skype Logs

2010-10-12T04:10:05Z

Elephant: added dates, other people can format shit

'''2/25/09'''
 [5:16:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu.
 [5:16:52 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Hey best friend!
 [5:16:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' How are you?
 [5:17:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm good, how are you ^^
 [5:18:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm faring well. I've shared the pain with my mother during my Aunt Corina's funeral yesterday. and I have been planning my trip to go to Cleaveland to meet, and escort to virginia, Julie.
 [5:19:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have received much support in the trip not only from my online fans, including yourself. :)
 [5:19:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' but also from God, Jesus, AND the spirit of my Aunt Corina, as I touched her hand before they closed her casket.
 [5:19:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I Heard them, seriously.
 [5:20:21 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' even the spirits from my past Weston family members who were buried at that same church, including my Grandparents and my Great Grandparents.
 [5:20:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm using money I got on my Birthday for the trip.
 [5:20:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
 [5:21:12 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, my gosh!! You heard from God and Jesus?!
 [5:21:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm all set; I have a road map for Eastern USA, directions To Julie and From from mapquest.
 [5:21:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have set aside six changes of clothes, I'm bringing my cell, PSP and DS with AC adaptors.
 [5:22:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's only a 7 hour drive.
 [5:22:10 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes, I did.
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, wow, Chris!! What did they say?? And what did your Aunt say??
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' "Make the trip and go to Julie," they all said.
 [5:23:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'm not informing my mother and father until the last minute with a note, and photocopy of my printed directions and the portion of my road map with the marked path.
 [5:23:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *based on Mapquest's directions.
 [5:24:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Confidentially, I have about 45 dollars in my bank, 16 in my wallet, my phone will be fully charged, and I have a freshly filled tank of gas.
 [5:24:28 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' My mind is set.
 [5:24:56 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh my gosh, Chris!!!!!! This is so exciting!!!!!!
 [5:25:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I even got a scare tatic from Clyde; he said, "we're shipping Julie to China in 10 hours. You have disappointed me." But I know he's just testing me again.
 [5:25:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've replied with my fact that tomorrow morning, I'm leaving for Cleaveland to meet Julie and bring her back with me.
 [5:27:00 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, wow!!!
 [5:27:03 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Does Julie know??
 [5:27:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' not yet.
 [5:27:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've been plotting the past few days; I would have gone this morning, but I needed part 2 of my Birthday Bucks, and the full tank of gas, so I waited.
 [5:28:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Listen, Sarah May, I would like you to do me a favor.
 [5:28:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' are you going into the Mumble tonight?
 [5:28:32 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will do you any favour, Chris-chan :)
 [5:28:37 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool.
 [5:29:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, make sure Clyde and/or Julie's brother, Max, are in there. Copy and Paste what I have just typed up for you, for all, ESPICIALLY those two to read and know.
 [5:29:58 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I would go on there myself, but I need my sleep for the trip, and I plan on getting up at about 4 AM, and leaving at 5 or 5:30 AM.
 [5:30:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' start fresh with the dawn.
 [5:30:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if I follow Mapquest's direstions, I should be there Noontime.
 [5:30:38 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will, of course, Chris. Anything you want.
 [5:30:44 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you.
 [5:30:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:30:49 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so excited, Chris..
 [5:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' You can do this, I know you can!!
 [5:31:23 PM] '''Sarah May:''' If you don't.. Julie will be so upset.. :( And what if Clyde isn't lying..? You know what he did to Panda..
 [5:31:52 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ]:) I am determined and set on this trip.
 [5:32:22 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so proud of you.. and you're totally ready and everything..
 [5:32:27 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Julie will be sooo impressed!!
 [5:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I bet when you get there.. she won't be able to keep her hands off you! ;)
 [5:32:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:32:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg; I'll TTYL.
 [5:33:01 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, okay, Chris <3
 [5:33:05 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Talk to you tonight?
 [5:33:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Please don't forget to log in and Copy/Paste. Thank You.
 [5:33:16 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I promise I won't. :)
 [5:33:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no; I'm going to need my rest for to get up at 4 AM
 [5:33:39 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Alright, Chris, can you contact me at all between now and then?
 [5:33:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I still have a few more items to do in preperation before bedtime.
 [5:33:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace. :)
 [5:34:11 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris, I'm so proud. :) Go for it! It'll be so romantic when you show up on her doorstep. :)
 [5:34:20 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I love you! Have fun!! ;)
 [5:41:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've just read your PSN message; you've made something for me? :)
 [5:41:46 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I have :)
 [5:42:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Link me to it, or what is it?
 [5:42:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' also, thank you for the greeting. :-*
 [5:42:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Birthday Greeting
 [5:43:40 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' please.
 [5:43:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:46:25 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Sure thing! ^^ Sorry, had to find it. <3
Sarah May
 [5:46:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's cool. :)
 [5:46:51 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I worked really hard on it.. hope you like it! ^^
 [5:47:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ^^
 [5:48:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's cute.
 [5:48:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you. :)
 [5:49:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' No problem.. Happy birthday, Chris-chan! Maybe it can go on your site one day. ^^
 [5:49:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in the Luv Shack, after I get back with Julie.
 [5:49:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:49:40 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Awesome, Chris, you're the best. ^^
 [5:49:44 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Have an AWESOME time!!!
 [5:51:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Just so you know, sexual images would have been preffered, but I saw in what you drew that you had me in your heart, and in your imagination ;) , when you drew it up.
 [5:51:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Non-Sexual images
 [5:51:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' non-nudity
 [5:51:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' my bad on using the wrong word at first.
 [5:52:01 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll TTYL.
 [5:52:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm trusting and counting on you to spread the word on Mumble tonight. :)
 [5:52:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace again. :-*
 
 
 '''2/27/09'''
 [12:20:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris-chan!! <33
 [12:21:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu. How are you?
 [12:21:33 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Are you in Cleveland?
 [12:22:00 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no, but I did go. I sent you the details of my trip on the PSN
 [12:24:08 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Checking it out now
 [12:24:13 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'll respond there, if you'd like
 [12:24:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if you'd prefer to keep your responses from the eyes of those watching my Skype typings, you may. Otherwise, you may respond here if you wish.
 [12:30:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I also have evidence of my journey, my receipts from the stores and gas stations I visited and paid with my debit card on.
 [12:30:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' some I paid in cash.
 [12:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, can I see?
 [12:31:35 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I want to be able to tell Julie that you tried your best for her!
 [12:32:16 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I don't have them scanned, but I can read to you, verbatim, the address of a store closest to Ohio I've stopped at.
 [12:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, could you get a scan later on, then? :)
 [12:33:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay, but I'll blur out my card number, even tough they left the last four digits.
 [12:33:59 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, I visited a Sheetz and a Sonic, nearby a Wal-Mart Super Center with an enclosed Subway.
 [12:34:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sheetz: 9745 St. Rt. 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:34:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sonic: 9780 State Route 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:36:33 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I got 11.68 dollars worth of regular at Sheetz at 1.829/Gallon, and I got a dollar burger and a Lemon/Berry Slushie at Sonic.
 [12:38:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' BTW, the slushie was good; they used REAL fruit in making it. :P
 [12:38:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' there were Two Lemon wedges in there.
 [12:38:56 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you get all that?
 [12:39:26 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I did
 [12:39:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' And I really do appreciate you telling me!
 [12:39:48 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm currently reading your PSN messages, just so you know.
 [12:40:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' that information, about the receipts and what I bought where, you may share with the fanbase, as PROOF that I actually made the 800+ Mile round-trip.
 [12:40:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'll scan the two receipts I've mentioned for you later today.
 [12:40:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Blurring out my card number.
 [12:40:57 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I would really appreciate that, Chris. :)
 [12:41:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *and I'll add something of Sonichu to the Scan.
 [12:41:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *each scan of the receipts
 [12:41:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oooh, that would be great :)
 [12:41:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in any case, I am still undecided about Julie at the moment.
 [12:42:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg do some things, but I'll TTYL.
 [12:42:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and thank you for staying alive for me. :-*
 [12:43:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' so you can be here for me now at this time.
 [12:43:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [12:43:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace.
 [12:43:18 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Of course. I will respond on the PSN soon. :)
 [12:43:24 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Love you Chris! We will talk later. ^^

Sarah May Skype Logs

2010-10-12T04:06:16Z

Elephant: placing in chronological order, niggos

[5:16:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu.
 [5:16:52 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Hey best friend!
 [5:16:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' How are you?
 [5:17:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm good, how are you ^^
 [5:18:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm faring well. I've shared the pain with my mother during my Aunt Corina's funeral yesterday. and I have been planning my trip to go to Cleaveland to meet, and escort to virginia, Julie.
 [5:19:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have received much support in the trip not only from my online fans, including yourself. :)
 [5:19:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' but also from God, Jesus, AND the spirit of my Aunt Corina, as I touched her hand before they closed her casket.
 [5:19:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I Heard them, seriously.
 [5:20:21 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' even the spirits from my past Weston family members who were buried at that same church, including my Grandparents and my Great Grandparents.
 [5:20:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm using money I got on my Birthday for the trip.
 [5:20:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm leaving tomorrow morning.
 [5:21:12 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, my gosh!! You heard from God and Jesus?!
 [5:21:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm all set; I have a road map for Eastern USA, directions To Julie and From from mapquest.
 [5:21:49 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I have set aside six changes of clothes, I'm bringing my cell, PSP and DS with AC adaptors.
 [5:22:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's only a 7 hour drive.
 [5:22:10 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' yes, I did.
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, wow, Chris!! What did they say?? And what did your Aunt say??
 [5:22:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' "Make the trip and go to Julie," they all said.
 [5:23:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'm not informing my mother and father until the last minute with a note, and photocopy of my printed directions and the portion of my road map with the marked path.
 [5:23:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *based on Mapquest's directions.
 [5:24:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Confidentially, I have about 45 dollars in my bank, 16 in my wallet, my phone will be fully charged, and I have a freshly filled tank of gas.
 [5:24:28 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' My mind is set.
 [5:24:56 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh my gosh, Chris!!!!!! This is so exciting!!!!!!
 [5:25:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I even got a scare tatic from Clyde; he said, "we're shipping Julie to China in 10 hours. You have disappointed me." But I know he's just testing me again.
 [5:25:41 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've replied with my fact that tomorrow morning, I'm leaving for Cleaveland to meet Julie and bring her back with me.
 [5:27:00 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, wow!!!
 [5:27:03 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Does Julie know??
 [5:27:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' not yet.
 [5:27:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've been plotting the past few days; I would have gone this morning, but I needed part 2 of my Birthday Bucks, and the full tank of gas, so I waited.
 [5:28:14 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Listen, Sarah May, I would like you to do me a favor.
 [5:28:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' are you going into the Mumble tonight?
 [5:28:32 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will do you any favour, Chris-chan :)
 [5:28:37 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' cool.
 [5:29:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, make sure Clyde and/or Julie's brother, Max, are in there. Copy and Paste what I have just typed up for you, for all, ESPICIALLY those two to read and know.
 [5:29:58 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I would go on there myself, but I need my sleep for the trip, and I plan on getting up at about 4 AM, and leaving at 5 or 5:30 AM.
 [5:30:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' start fresh with the dawn.
 [5:30:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if I follow Mapquest's direstions, I should be there Noontime.
 [5:30:38 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I will, of course, Chris. Anything you want.
 [5:30:44 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you.
 [5:30:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:30:49 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so excited, Chris..
 [5:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' You can do this, I know you can!!
 [5:31:23 PM] '''Sarah May:''' If you don't.. Julie will be so upset.. :( And what if Clyde isn't lying..? You know what he did to Panda..
 [5:31:52 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ]:) I am determined and set on this trip.
 [5:32:22 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm so proud of you.. and you're totally ready and everything..
 [5:32:27 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Julie will be sooo impressed!!
 [5:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I bet when you get there.. she won't be able to keep her hands off you! ;)
 [5:32:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:32:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg; I'll TTYL.
 [5:33:01 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, okay, Chris <3
 [5:33:05 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Talk to you tonight?
 [5:33:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Please don't forget to log in and Copy/Paste. Thank You.
 [5:33:16 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I promise I won't. :)
 [5:33:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no; I'm going to need my rest for to get up at 4 AM
 [5:33:39 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Alright, Chris, can you contact me at all between now and then?
 [5:33:47 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I still have a few more items to do in preperation before bedtime.
 [5:33:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace. :)
 [5:34:11 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris, I'm so proud. :) Go for it! It'll be so romantic when you show up on her doorstep. :)
 [5:34:20 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I love you! Have fun!! ;)
 [5:41:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I've just read your PSN message; you've made something for me? :)
 [5:41:46 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I have :)
 [5:42:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Link me to it, or what is it?
 [5:42:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' also, thank you for the greeting. :-*
 [5:42:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Birthday Greeting
 [5:43:40 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' please.
 [5:43:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:46:25 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Sure thing! ^^ Sorry, had to find it. <3
Sarah May
 [5:46:34 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' it's cool. :)
 [5:46:51 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I worked really hard on it.. hope you like it! ^^
 [5:47:09 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' ^^
 [5:48:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' It's cute.
 [5:48:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Thank you. :)
 [5:49:14 PM] '''Sarah May:''' No problem.. Happy birthday, Chris-chan! Maybe it can go on your site one day. ^^
 [5:49:30 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in the Luv Shack, after I get back with Julie.
 [5:49:39 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [5:49:40 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Awesome, Chris, you're the best. ^^
 [5:49:44 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Have an AWESOME time!!!
 [5:51:17 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Just so you know, sexual images would have been preffered, but I saw in what you drew that you had me in your heart, and in your imagination ;) , when you drew it up.
 [5:51:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Non-Sexual images
 [5:51:42 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' non-nudity
 [5:51:55 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' my bad on using the wrong word at first.
 [5:52:01 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'll TTYL.
 [5:52:18 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I'm trusting and counting on you to spread the word on Mumble tonight. :)
 [5:52:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace again. :-*
 
 
 [12:20:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Chris-chan!! <33
 [12:21:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Hey, Maychu. How are you?
 [12:21:33 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Are you in Cleveland?
 [12:22:00 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' no, but I did go. I sent you the details of my trip on the PSN
 [12:24:08 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Checking it out now
 [12:24:13 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'll respond there, if you'd like
 [12:24:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' if you'd prefer to keep your responses from the eyes of those watching my Skype typings, you may. Otherwise, you may respond here if you wish.
 [12:30:29 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I also have evidence of my journey, my receipts from the stores and gas stations I visited and paid with my debit card on.
 [12:30:46 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' some I paid in cash.
 [12:30:58 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, Chris, can I see?
 [12:31:35 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I want to be able to tell Julie that you tried your best for her!
 [12:32:16 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I don't have them scanned, but I can read to you, verbatim, the address of a store closest to Ohio I've stopped at.
 [12:32:42 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oh, could you get a scan later on, then? :)
 [12:33:36 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' okay, but I'll blur out my card number, even tough they left the last four digits.
 [12:33:59 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' anyway, I visited a Sheetz and a Sonic, nearby a Wal-Mart Super Center with an enclosed Subway.
 [12:34:23 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sheetz: 9745 St. Rt. 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:34:54 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Sonic: 9780 State Route 14
Streetsboro, OH 44241
 [12:36:33 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I got 11.68 dollars worth of regular at Sheetz at 1.829/Gallon, and I got a dollar burger and a Lemon/Berry Slushie at Sonic.
 [12:38:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' BTW, the slushie was good; they used REAL fruit in making it. :P
 [12:38:31 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' there were Two Lemon wedges in there.
 [12:38:56 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' did you get all that?
 [12:39:26 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Yes I did
 [12:39:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' And I really do appreciate you telling me!
 [12:39:48 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I'm currently reading your PSN messages, just so you know.
 [12:40:19 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' that information, about the receipts and what I bought where, you may share with the fanbase, as PROOF that I actually made the 800+ Mile round-trip.
 [12:40:35 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and I'll scan the two receipts I've mentioned for you later today.
 [12:40:45 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *Blurring out my card number.
 [12:40:57 PM] '''Sarah May:''' I would really appreciate that, Chris. :)
 [12:41:08 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *and I'll add something of Sonichu to the Scan.
 [12:41:22 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' *each scan of the receipts
 [12:41:36 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Oooh, that would be great :)
 [12:41:57 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' in any case, I am still undecided about Julie at the moment.
 [12:42:13 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' I gtg do some things, but I'll TTYL.
 [12:42:24 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' and thank you for staying alive for me. :-*
 [12:43:03 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' so you can be here for me now at this time.
 [12:43:06 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' :)
 [12:43:11 PM] '''Christopher C.W.C.:''' Love and Peace.
 [12:43:18 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Of course. I will respond on the PSN soon. :)
 [12:43:24 PM] '''Sarah May:''' Love you Chris! We will talk later. ^^

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-14T04:35:46Z

Elephant: /* Do not edit */

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

*personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

*Yes, my boy, you have done a great service for the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 13:15, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))
:::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::::It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::What has Amanda done that COULD get her fired, exactly? [[User:Sarge|Sarge]] 9:58, 6 July 2010(EST)
As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::If it does, start backing up the site. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Chicks dig it when guys stand up to them and put them in their place. Hell, the Amanda chick herself might even dig him if he showed her what a man she is. It's what women do, they say no, they deny, they tease: It's all a test. Those brave enough to not take no for an answer and get what they want end up getting the girl. If Chris stands up to her, it make him more of a man than even *I* am. [[User:Frontspac|Frontspac]] 09:50, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-06T04:52:55Z

Elephant:

== Do Not Delete; Pursue for the Drama. ==

My family and I were there one morning a couple of weeks ago; my camera was screwing up with me, so I ended up with the photo of the front counter. I haven't been back for a while (Damn parents won't drive me back there), and I'm only 14.

Robert was shouting at Amanda, and eventually Chrissy joined in with an uproar so loud, it would have awaken the dead. It was in response to Amanda harassing them that day. I asked around after Robert and Chris left, without my family taking notice of me.

I can get away with anything within my reach; I'm the middle child of a set of three in my family. Sadly, we were only passing through that week on our way back from a visit with my Grandma and Grandpa in South VA; we live up in Boston.

Being bullied as a Freshman last year in my High School was no fucking picnic either. And I really loath ANYONE who is even considered "Special". I'm Special enough on my own for being invisible yet able to attract attention remotely with a mere thought or do-nothing and having to put up with the aggresiveness in my fucking family; I am very much the Master Mind in the family. My father is damned retarded.

But enough about me, I hate Chris as much as the rest of you. Stopping the presses on his books and giving up his website; it still pisses me off. If I recall correctly, it was about 10:30 when the Father and Son Duo left, so best bet is about 10:00 AM to try and intercept. I want to see Chris, if not both of them, squirm in torture from our Trolling of him. I really want to see him blow his top off again. LULZ.

Oh, and the Windows at that place were Tinted, so the photography would be best from inside the place.

For the LULZ!!!!

--[[User:JenkinsJinkies|JenkinsJinkies]] 22:16, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

*personally, i'd reward you shittons of stuff if you got a video of chris/bob arguing. i don't care who wins, amanda or chris, because again it's all for the LULZ. if amanda loses, i'll send in my troops. because amanda has potential...yes...indeed. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:09, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This is a confirmed CWCSighting ==
The first one. Now stop harassing this user Christ almighty. god damn you people overanalyzing shit. now if anyone touches this user I will BAN them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:15, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks Clyde. I'm not the most active member on here, but goddamn some people get way too SERIOUS BUSINESS over some shit. This, even if it does have some non-CWC info in it, and even if it was a small sighting, is still useful, and furthermore interesting. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I think some people are just jumpy since Chris found another way to lock himself out of the internet. We must also accept and protect the brave volunteers who brought us sightings of the manchild. I think a banner confirming this sighting as valid might do good into dampening some "enthusiastic" reactions. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

== This Amanda person seems interesting enough. ==
Chris should probably do something against her. Perhaps the LULZ that come out of both. Chris has nothing to lose because he has no job because he's a lazy piece of shit, but Amanda has her job. I wonder if Chris could get her fired lololol. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Haha yeah, that would be lulzworthy. I hope he does. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:54, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::Wait wouldn't there be implications if it this site was linked to influencing Chris to get Amanda fired? This site may get shut down if Chris goes and does something like this. I'd say lets just hope Chris leaves this Amanda be.([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 13:18, 4 July 2010 (UTC))
:::Good point. I guess we don't want Chris doing it. Thank god he doesn't read these because something like that would be the death of this website. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 16:43, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::::That could be a total disaster for us and the CWCiki itself. Though we probably don't need to worry about that too much: Chris is way too much of a coward to ever try messing with her Amanda, so we should be safe-[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::It would be even worse if he recorded it so he had evidence that he was there.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I am worried that Chris will go back to this place and yell at that Amanda and tell her that she's a Pickle Agent. It could be a total disaster for all the trolls out there just like Kei said. If Chris tells her she's a Pickle Agent and causes a ruckus, then the government will have another piece of evidence to shut down all of the trolls. But I wonder if Chris will have the balls and manliness to go confront her and get her fired, hahahahahahahahaha. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:50, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::Honestly, I don't think he has the guts to go through with his little plan. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:01, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, Chris is all hot air. He's too weak and cowardly to put up any sort of fight, be it mental or physical. I bet his parents must be so ashamed of him for not fighting his own battles and hiding behind them all the time.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:33, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::::It's kinda ironic, isn't it? Chris always bags trolls for not having the guts to meet him face to face, and then he goes and shows how gutless he is by not facing this obviously evil bitch. He's no better than us. [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 10:36, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
As ballsalicious it would be for Chris to confront her, the CWCki is at stake. I'd rather just have nothing happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 11:05, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think we're safe though Mr.Cash, we all know what type of character Chris has: he's too much of a coward to ever do anything, the naive retard runs away from anyone or anything that makes him uncomfortable, that's why he always looses. I wouldn't be surprised if that balding fuck is hiding from Amanda as we speak; as a customer he could start a screaming match with her and get her fired, and possibly start an investigation that could get us shut down, he's too much a coward to ever reach out and take any opportunity he has though! -[[User:Kei|Kei]] 16:37, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
::If Chris confronts her, it'll all end: us, the ED page, hell, even the Greene County Conspiracy might go down. We can't let this happen, guys.[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:02, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:::If it does, start backing up the site. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 17:04, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris is so naive, though - he's always talking about how much he wants to lose his virginity, but he doesn't even realise that girls will only fuck guys who stand up for themselves and are assertive. If he did stand up to manajerks like Amanda, he might even have a chance at some china. [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 20:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

==Do not edit==

Hey guys, we want to give this information time to get digested by the head trolls so don't edit it at all unless you're an admin please. If you're an admin you can do what you want. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:48, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I've already added the significant information to [[List of places that have banned Chris]].--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:21, 5 July 2010 (UTC)
:I don't think anything is going to happen with this Ron. Look at the Fridays After Five article; spotted once and then nothing. This is probably just a random CWCsighting, like someone seeing Bigfoot while on a hike. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:31, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-05T03:50:28Z

Elephant: /* This Amanda person seems interesting enough. */

Talk:Coffee Place

2010-07-05T03:47:24Z

Elephant: /* Do not edit */

User:Elephant

2010-07-05T03:44:27Z

Elephant: Created page with 'I am a large negro who enjoys watching the antics of a lard-filled man on the internet'

I am a large negro who enjoys watching the antics of a lard-filled man on the internet

User talk:JenkinsJinkies

2010-07-05T03:43:50Z

Elephant:

Welcome to CWCki, dude!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 05:30, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Hey dude. What part of Boston do you live in? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:03, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

hey man, I'd like your name and address so I can send you a reward. china or pickles? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:23, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Hey pal, welcome to the CWCki. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 01:55, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Hello there. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 04:29, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Hello there, new user.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:26, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Hello friend, welcome to the CWCki! --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 05:01, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Good to have you here man.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:20, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Also, could you help us with the new [[Amanda]] article? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:27, 4 July 2010
(UTC)

أهلا صديقي --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 07:19, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

I can tell, you're going to fit in great here. Welcome! --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:35, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Cool story, bro. --[[User:MaxTehManyula|MaxTehManyula]] 02:58, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Wow, dude, you are a gangsta for keeping an eye on Chrissy. You are an awesome dude, keep on contributing! [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:43, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

{{welcome|Champthom}}--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:12, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris and the law

2010-06-06T19:26:34Z

Elephant: /* Law troubles */

[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|Chris aways keeps an eye out for criminal scum who would dare steal [[Sonichu]].]]

'''Laws''' are rules set up to help keep citizens in check. They are usually enforced by [[Jerkops|the law enforcement]] of that area and penalties are placed on those who don't follow the laws.

For [[Chris]], however, these just serve as another deterrent in his quest for [[china]].

==Understanding==
{{quote|I have been giving him reasons since the police came in June of 2008, and nothing has sunken into that clown head of his.|[[Michael Snyder]]}}

[[Image:Impliedshooting.jpg|thumb|left|Chris implying guns are the answer.]]
Like his grip on [[Chris and reality|reality]], Chris's understanding of the law is tenuous at best. He regularly threatens trolls with legal action, and makes no distinction in severity between a troll threatening violence against Chris and a troll uploading a harmless picture of [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]] to the internet. As a matter of fact, Chris himself is prone to making [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|extremely violent threats]], such as threatening to murder [[Vivian]] and her entire family because of the [[audiobooks]]. He's done everything from calling the police to convincing his father to write to then-[[George W. Bush|President Bush]] in an attempt to get rid of his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page. He has even attempted (poorly) to impersonate the President in a hilarious attempt to convince the trolls at ED to take down his page.<ref>http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=prev&oldid=1997405266</ref> He's even attempted to contact current [[Barack Obama|President Obama]] to stop people from posting gay ads! Chris also believes that the laws in [[CWCville]] and the laws stated in [[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!|Mailbag 55]] should be enforced '''in real life.'''

Chris himself doesn't have much respect for laws and rules, at least when [[Chris and hypocrisy|their enforcement inconveniences him]]. During his time at [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] he didn't see anything wrong with exploiting the free refill policy and loitering for hours at a time in a privately-owned establishment while harassing female customers and apparently [[Attraction Sign|soliciting sex]]. Chris feels that his [[Virgin with Rage|emotional state]] entirely justifies his actions at times, stating in [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's AIM Chat]] that he should be excused for disturbing the peace by literally shouting "[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2: Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of My Heart"|NOOOOOOO!]]" loudly in the middle of a crowded mall.

Self-contradictory to a fault, though, Chris is happy to meticulously follow some laws while ignoring others at the same time. In [[Sonichu Special 4]], his cartoon avatar makes a point of obeying the exact speed limit...while on his way to confront [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and commit assault with a deadly weapon upon him. Any intelligent and decent person could tell you which of these laws is more important, but Chris is neither intelligent nor decent. In [[05142010|a recent video]], Chris states that a man deserves only 20 years in prison for brutally beating his girlfriend to death with his bare hands, which is just twice the penalty he wants for smoking. Also he believes that the archaic practice of hard labor as seen in such venues as Bugs Bunny cartoons still exists.

In addition, Chris has very little respect for [[Jerkops|those who enforce the law]]:

{{quote|Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has.” I nearly backed up onto him with my car, and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off. |Excerpt from Chris's [[CWC's Diary|diary]]}}

The above quote pretty much defines Chris's attitude towards law enforcement officials. He feels that it is completely appropriate to flip off, insult, lie to, and ''attempt to hit, with his car,'' people who are simply doing their jobs (although the tale may be exaggerated, it is nonetheless pretty damn awful). And, of course, as any rational person (i.e., anyone who's not Chris) would understand, running away from law enforcement officials is a seriously bad idea. Chris is truly a rebel without a cause or effect.

==Law troubles==
On [[2004|September 11, 2004]], Chris was detained at the [[Fashion Square Mall]] for loitering, and continually arguing with the staff over a number of months. The incident is depicted in [[Sub-Episode 1]]. Chris was banned from returning to the mall on his own and without his parents' company. However, it appears that this ban was lifted or ignored soon afterward.

On [[July 2005|July 20, 2005]], Chris was charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing at [[Target]]<ref name="Criminal Searches">[http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&vw=criminal&1=Wpem9DAEtHH%2fFwSXuzfStJ2LvpHgv1YXUU3kPiyr3%2fQ%3d&input=name CriminalSearches.com], which has the Virginia Administrative Office of the Courts as their source</ref>, as depicted in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]]. After two hearings,<ref name="Criminal Searches" /><ref>[[MySpace#Lindsay]]</ref> prosecutors chose to drop the case and Chris was not punished.

Five days later, on [[July 2005|July 25, 2005]], Chris caused an auto accident when he followed another car too closely and rear-ended it. This went to court on September 12th.<ref name="Criminal Searches" /> He was fined $30 and had to pay $56 in costs.

Chris's various run-ins at [[The Game Place]] has resulted in the cops being called on him a couple times; at least once after Chris called in his parents after he was initially banned from the location and tried to weasel his way back in, and again when he [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|trespassed on the property]], though he wasn't charged with anything on either occasion.
{{clear}}

==Chris's Parents and Law==

It's not hard to figure out why Chris thinks the law should serve him and him alone. His parents, too, have the same problem.

* When Chris was thrown out of the Cub Scouts for an unknown event, his parents attempted to sue the Boy Scouts of America for discrimination.
* When Chris threw a tantrum that required him to be restrained, Bob attempted to sue the school.
* When Snorlax thought she had indigestion(actually colitis), she acted like she was going to sue the Chinese place the food came from. When the doctor actually explained what happened, she dropped the subject.
* When Snorlax was faced with the police after she confronted Michael Snyder in 2008, she chose to harp on the fact that nobody offered her a chair. Her behavior suggested that she was planning to sue the Game Place for exercising its right to ban Chris, but the police called her bullshit.
* Chris's later recollection of the subject includes an absurd accusation that Michael Snyder had a criminal history--it is possible that Bob or Snorlax brought this up and Chris is simply parroting it.

==Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws==
[[Image:AL cover.gif|thumb|Where Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL laws come from.]]
As he believes the police in real life are corrupt and sees them in the same light as he sees the [[jerkop]]s in his comic, Chris has his own spin on the law. The penalties for [[Alcohol|drinking]], [[Tobacky|smoking]] and [[troll|internet harassment]] involve physical violence including a "Kick in the Teeth" which Chris portrays as a punch in [[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008|the only one]] of his supposed series of Q&A videos.

On new years eve, 2009, Chris presented a nice babble about a law he wants made to prevent [[Jack Thaddeus]] from using adspace he paid for.

{{quote|I Have The Instinct, and I Have Already Snail-Mailed President [[Barack Obama]] on how this sort of bad advertisement is going on and how it is Wrong and should be made Illegal. On HOW if the Main Captain does not WANT or IS OFFENDED with the listed Ads within his own Website or Works, REGARDLESS of who controls the AdSpace, WOULD REMOVE THOSE ADS or face JAILTIME. And the F.B.I. would be FULLY INVOLVED in all this, and THEY have the Power, Tools and Balls to seek, hunt down and bring in the Individual Internet Trolls and Ad-Spammers.|Chris, [[Chris and his Ego|Thinking he's important]]}}

Yes, you heard it right. Chris wants to ask the President of the United States to make [[Chris and Reality|advertisements he doesn't want illegal.]] From a practical standpoint, CWCipedia is the only wiki that has a "Main Captain". This "Main Captain" does literally nothing to run or maintain the site at all. Furthermore, if someone paid for adspace, the host that received the money must allow the purchasing party to use said adspace for the allotted time, no matter what they advertise, or the host faces legal penalties. And last but not least, the President has better things to do than slap laws on Wikis.

This attitude is also reflected on his relationship with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. [[2003|Years ago]], She interrupted Chris in what looked like [[Love Quest#Conflicts with Mary Lee Walsh|soliciting for sex]]. [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Hilarity ensued]] and Chris received some well-deserved [[Autism papers|time-out]] for [[Chris and anger|his antics]]. Fast-forward in [[2009]] when Chris, [[One Blessing, and One Curse|out of the blue]], decides to make peace. He went to her offic and left her a [[:File:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|"Framed Hand-Drawn Apology"]] on her doorsteps. Knowing Chris's attitude, she filled a trespassing notice. In pure stalker logic, Chris said that since he didn't read the letter and returned it to the sender, [[Mailbag 26#Mary Lee Walsh trolls IRL|he's not legally liable]].

[[Mailbag 55#Draconian fun!|Mailbag 55]] posits a few more original laws: one, that it should be illegal for men to ever show their bare chest (because, according to Chris, no one in the entire world ever wants to see a man's bare chest, no matter what shape he's in). He also wants to force all women in any kind of relationship to wear rings, thus defeating all symbolism and significance of them.

TL;DR: Chris ignores the law when it's inconvenient, yet expects it to save the day when the [[Autism]] card doesn't work.

==In the Comics==
Chris's understanding of the law in his comics goes so far as to been seen as a mixture of childish tendencies and, some might say, dictatorial tendencies. In CWCville, Chris has banned a number of things in his city, as smoking or drinking alcohol would lead one to be either sentenced to 10 years in jail or a much more lenient $1500 USD fine.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> However, it should be noted that Chris [[Rollin' and Trollin'|repealed the law]] in June 2009. Even stranger is the the fact that the city tends to lack other races or even other sub-cultures, beyond Chris, the Sonichus and Rosechus, a handful of (white) males and females, and the few Transformers in his town, lead many to think that Chris has banned them as well. The Rosechus tend to fight for [[women's rights]], that is to say, the ability to strip naked whenever and wherever they want to. While it's pretty much fine and dandy in CWCville, they were most likely attempting to do this for across the US, which is pretty stupid to begin with.

Chris has been seen as a do-nothing mayor, preferring to have [[Allison Amber|his secretary]] do all the work (as per his thoughts on women) while he goes off on another one of his sweetheart searches. He has mandated "Date Education" classes for students so that they can learn to go on dates, as well as how to "stay straight". [[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Constables_Gerald_Grant_and_Louis_Perez|Actual police officers]] did not appear until [[Sonichu 10|quite late]] and even then, they did nothing whatever, giving the impression that only Chris and his Pokemon abominations are the only thing standing in between peace and eternal virgins with rage. However, [[Sonichu 9]] seems to reveal that there is three sets of "other" protectors: a (possibly) nondescript police force, as well as his own team of [[Power Rangers]] and a team of [[Transformers]].

{{quote|Is CWCville under Martial Law? |[[Jack Thaddeus]] citing the truth as he sees it}}

It gets even scarier. In a conversation that [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|Chris had with Jack Thaddeus]], he reveals that CWCville is the home of a paramilitary force equipped with tanks he uses as a "Police Force" and all his Electric Hedgehog Pokémon have IMMUNITY FROM PROSECUTION and are over the law. If we add all this to the fact that there're no free elections in CWCville, this shows us the city in the hands of a dictator running it with a hand of steel and backed with super-powered goons freed to do any atrocity with impunity. Chris also plan to use Magi-Chan to mentally scan the city perimeters for any sexual acts. If the said relation is between homosexuals or between an adult and anyone under the age of 18, the participants would be [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|"tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service"]]. This proves us that, in CWCville, the Fourth Amendment to the United States Constitution does not apply in matters of personal sexual choices. This might put him at odds with [[Chris and sex#Pedophilia|his own sexual ideals...]]

In a strange [[Chris and hypocrisy|set of double standards]], Chris has been shown to injure, kill, or damage people and property ''outside of CWCVille''. [[Sonichu 10]] has shown no less than three grievous acts upon others: the destruction of the 4-cent_garbage building, the death of over 100 trolls in said destruction, breaking and entering [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]'s house, and destroying internet files and property. Even worse, those who have wronged Chris are NOT given the chance to defend themselves, given a high-off-his-ass lawyer to Alec, Mao, Sean and Evan in their trial over the death of Simonla. When they're found guilty, they're ''killed by the people they've wronged''!

==See also==
*[[Parody]]

==Sauces==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Sony

2010-06-06T18:05:05Z

Elephant: /* The company and Chris */

[[Image:TROPHY.JPG|thumb|400px|center|Enjoy the hi-res MSPaint graphics.]]

''Sony is an electronics company. It is not to be confused with [[Sonee]], the pre-evolution of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]].''

'''Sony Corporation''' is one of [[Chris]]'s game company hardons. Creator of the [[PS3]], [[PSP]], and the [[PSEye]]. In a odd way, we have to blame Sony perhaps more than [[Nintendo]] for contributing to Chris's mental degradation (after all, Nintendo never gave him a camera and unfiltered Internet access).

==The company and Chris==

As a company, Sony has [[troll]]ed Chris inadvertently several times. Perhaps the lulziest event in Chris Chan's life was the infamous [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] scandal. During the contest, [[Megan|rape was alleged]], [[Cole Smithey|family issues were brought to light]], and Chris... [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Master Onion A-La Mode|just watch]].

{{quote|I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED [[Crystal|CRYSTAL]]. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY [[autism|AUTISTIC]] 25-YEAR OLD [[virgin|VIRGIN]], HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, "[[kick the autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]!"| Chris on how Sony cockblocked him}}

[[Image:Lbpsucks.JPG|thumb|300px|Thank you for helping me meet trolls.]]

This sequence marks the downfall of Chris into even further madness. Before, he was a creepy dude who lived with his parents; after that we saw that he was a [[Homos|homophobic]], [[niggos|racist]], [[Autism|retarded]] irrational manchild. '''Thanks, Sony. Thanks a lot.'''

In the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]], Chris appealed to Sony (as well as to Nintendo and even [[Microsoft]]) to stop the trolls.

In [[Mailbag 10]], Chris proudly saved stuff on his [[wikipedia:Memory Stick|Memory Stick Duo™®©]]. Meanwhile, the rest of the world unabashedly continued to use SD cards, or preferred to not tell everybody what card type they used. (Some of us are a bit ashamed to still use CompactFlash. ''But at least it's not Memory Stick.'')

In [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]], we finally find out via a close-up of the bezel of Chris's 32" LCD TV which was purchased in September 2009 that even his television is a Sony. Because of the high price of Sony television sets (at least near $1,000 for even a lower-tier model), this means [[Bob]] threw a nice chunk of change toward another quality gift for Chris.

While Chris plugs many [[Axe|products]] (and never receives payment for doing so), none are more prominently displayed than the PS3. This four hundred dollar [[LittleBigPlanet|soul stealer]] has been subject to many, many [[Chris humps his PS3|creepy forms]] of idolization. One would wonder why Chris thinks Sony would '''ever''' want to appear in anything made by a man who [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|soils himself]].

==See also==
*''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
*[[Guitar Rock Hero Band Revolution Notes]]
*[[Nintendo]]
*[[Video games]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Sony]]

CWC's Pokésite 2

2010-04-25T06:40:44Z

Elephant:

[[Image:480-ElPokeSiteDeRWC2.JPG|thumb|wut]]

'''CWC's Pokésite 2''' is one of Chris's earliest websites about [[Pokémon]], launched on 22 July [[1999]]. [[Chris]] made a Spanish version, which shows that his Spanish name is [[Ricardo]] W. Chandler.

==History==
In his [[Chris's resume|resume]], Chris proudly proclaims both the Spanish and [[English]] versions as having been created from "notepad scratch" thanks to his HTML classes. Given the quality of the sites, it is largely assumed that "notepad scratch" is a euphemism for "pulled out of his ass". Like everything else of a visual nature that Chris has produced, the sites were nothing short of eye rape. The website was spawned out of his fetish for [[Pokémon]] and originally featured [[Sonichu]] as the mascot.

The site's logo, shown below, was designed by Miranda Joyce Mitchell, one of Chris's high-school classmates.

==Current status==
Since the website has been at various times hosted on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|Chris's other fail webspaces]], its current status is the same as theirs. He doubtlessly has a copy hanging around somewhere though, since Chris seems to feel that everything he produces is pure gold.

==Sign==
El pokesite de RWC 2

El Pokesite de RWC con la informacion actualizada de las noticias del pokemon. El juego de tarjetas de pokemon y es un website bajo (?) con las ... (unreadable) y espanoles

Espanol Rocks!

Visite el website en:

===Translation===

RWCs Pokesite 2:

RWCs Pokesite has the latest news about Pokemon and the Pokemon TGC and is a website (unreadable).

Spanish rocks!
<gallery>
Image:192-pklg2.JPG|Banner
</gallery>

==See Also==
*[[CWC's Pokésite 1]]
*[[Sonichu.net]]

==External Links==
[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://homepages.go.com/~christianchandler/pokste2.htm Archive.org's copy of the site]

{{Stub}}

[[Category:Chris's websites]]

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-04-12T02:01:43Z

Elephant: /* Asexuality */

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

Chris and money

2010-04-04T17:15:37Z

Elephant:

It's obvious that [[Chris]] himself has no grasp on the real value of '''money''', since he actively wastes as much of his [[monthly tugboat]] as possible on luxuries like [[Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[PS3|video games]], and, more recently, [[alcohol]]. He also once, when giving out the laws of [[CWCville]], equated 10 years in prison to a $1,500 fine.<ref>[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]]</ref> He also equated 50 hours of community service to $500 (for any sexual violations).<ref>[[Mailbag_31#Magi-Chan_knows_when_you_fuck]]</ref>

Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer. His [[PSN]] account shows that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' PS3 game that he's ever purchased, and he also further promoted his Sony fanboyism by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely cost at least about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris buys his [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] at second-hand discount thrift stores.

==But wait, Chris isn't employed! ==

Chris is what most would call a welfare leech. Chris's only source of income is the $800 [[monthly tugboat|"tugboat"]] that he receives from the federal government every month, placing his annual income at $9,600 a year. Chris's parents take $450 to pay for room and board.<ref>Miyamoto Saga</ref> In addition, Chris and his family get [[Wikipedia:Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program|SNAP]] money every month- more commonly known as food stamps.

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. |Chris, completely deluded.}}

Chris has repeatedly stated that Bob encourages him not to bother with a job, as it would void his Social Security status. Bob's encouragement indicates one of two things: he knows his son is an incapable [[fail]]ure (after watching Chris's disastrous employment at [[Wendy's]]), or he's instructing Chris on being a parasite.

Chris strongly believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless shit he is aiding the economy and paying for the tugboat of others.<ref>[[Mailbag 34]]</ref> This is complete dumbassery since sales tax goes to the state government and these "tugboats" are paid with federal income tax. Apparently, this is too complex for Chris's autistic mind. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.

Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy fixation on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff; and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond.

==Credit cards==
As surprising as it is that Chris has his own credit cards, it is equally unsurprising how unwisely he uses them. Chris has managed to rack up $2,000 worth of debt (according to [[Mumble 4]], 1000 of which comes from the PSN store, but this number has increased over the past few weeks) and has even stolen his parents' credit cards to use when his were maxed out. Being the greedy twat that he is, when Chris finally does make payments towards his debts, he always does so in the smallest installments possible, freeing himself to spend as much as he has (or more) on worthless shit, entirely oblivious to the fact that he's only increasing his debt by letting interest charges rack up. Economists are currently working on the theory that it is Chris's debts, not the collapse of financial institutions, which have caused the current global financial crisis.

==Debtors==
Based on current projections, it won't be long before the repo men are called in and Chris is forced to forfeit his [[PlayStation 3]]. And considering that Chris has an unnatural obsession with his worthless crap we can expect a lot of BAWWWWING when the day comes. We eagerly await the inevitable inclusion of the Jerkollectors, or perhaps the Repo Gang, in future comics. Debt, like anything else that represents a challenge to his [[Autism|ignorant bliss]], is just another example of the world trying to keep him down.

If only he had taken money from the loan sharks, maybe then would they beat the crap out of his HFA ass. Chris would only continue spending, of course, and definitely bitch about it on [[YouTube]].

==In the comic==
In [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely, all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris IRL. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the American populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21#Home economics|"paid" in average]] of $3,500 a month just to hang around.

This, along with what else we know about [[CWCville]], could mean that Chris is a communist, or at the very least, a socialist. Of course, he's most likely too much of a retard to actually know what that means.

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]], it's shown that CWCVille actually uses its own currency, in the form of C Quarters, W Quarters, and C Quarters. 10 C Quarters make up a W Quarter, and 10 W Quarters make up a C Quarter. Don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, especially considering what the word "quarter" means.

==In other works==
Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American Social Security system if he was left in charge of it in a text called "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]." This is where the idea of "Soup Hotels" came from.

{{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels. |Chris with a very bad idea...}}

So, what is a "Soup Hotel"? Chris describe it in the [[Mailbag 20]] as a building ten stories floor tall with 10 to 20 rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, bed, lighting and Cable TV. Of course, the homeless will stay there for free. So, instead of building Homeless shelters with dormitories, commons rooms and shared TV sets, Chris think the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a ''bona fide'' hotel. This means that, in CWCville, there're around 1000-2000 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, chocked by heavy taxes needed to pay those social expenses, are unable to make a profit there and are moving away.

In [[Sonichu 10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and bevy of Rosechus stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that CWCville has had to open 7 new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things.

In [[Mailbag 29]] he states that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of state-run brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp (which would be a redundant middleman in a state-approved brothel), pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free Sex Ed classes for virgins. In real life, Chris tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] (who was charging $100 for the hour) by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. The prostitute hung up on him.

In [[Mailbag 45]], Chris claims he has "already donated a healthy sum into the funds that have exceeded $57 million" after being asked if he had donated to help Haiti.

==See also==
*[[Monthly tugboat]] - what Chris calls his welfare check.

==Sauce==
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{{Chris and}}

[[Category: Chris-chan]]

Talk:Monthly tugboat

2010-04-04T17:08:22Z

Elephant: /* This is bullshit */

==To do==
*Chris's references to his monthly tugboat (see Smithey e-mails and Miyamoto e-mails).

----

Random Thought: Since Chris gets paid from welfare out of our pockets, are we not paying for him entertaining us? It seems like a fair exchange for me. If anything, Chris should be thanking us (and everyone else who is an USAfag and pays taxes) for keeping him and his creepy obsessions alive. Since I have to pay for him, I want to get every cent worth from this lolcow. --[[User:Wild Sonichu|Wild Sonichu]] 04:33, 12 May 2009 (CEST)

==Disambiguation==
'Monthly Tugboat' shoud just contain the definition and the times he's used the word, we shoud create another page titled 'Chris and Money' --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 01:38, 20 May 2009 (CEST)

I liek both the above ideas. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 17:22, 30 May 2009 (CEST)

==$800,$750?==

I've noticed that some pages say that his tugboat is $750 and others saying that it's $800. Does anyone have evidence to show which value it is?([[User:Drlugae|Drlugae]] 19:25, 21 July 2009 (CEST))
*The thing is, Chris has said about three different values. I believe he's said "$800" so let's try and find a citation for that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:48, 21 July 2009 (CEST)
*The tugboat rises in value each year so long as cost of living increases, so it's definitely over $800. $750 might be an old number from a few years back. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 17:06, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

==State or federal?==
Is the welfare program chris leeches off of paid for by all taxpayers or just the ones in virginia? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 21:18, 28 September 2009 (CEST)
*It's social security. So it's federal. And it is somehow arranged through Bob's SSN. Details as to how this works exactly are fuzzy. But it isn't typical state welfare. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:01, 28 September 2009 (CEST)

== On Advice of Bob? ==

Is there a source of where this came from? If it came from Chris I feel it may be a point to make that this may be Chris' point of view on the matter and may not reflect the truth. --[[User:El Presidente|El Presidente]] 12:14, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== This is bullshit ==

As an American citizen who has a job (albeit a crappy job, but it's still a job) I feel cheated that some of my money may potentially be going to this manchild, not to mention I think it would be lulzy to see Chris lose everything.

Who would I go about contacting to get a re-evaluation of Chris's condition as relating to his monthly disability checks? I'm not denying that he has problems (as that should be very obvious), but I think that he is highly-functioning enough for wellfare to be unwarranted (he likely put that his autism hampers his social skills and thus renders him unfit for work, his large Internet presence is proof enough that this is bullshit).

The only record of his autism is that 2004 paper which, for reasons as mentioned in it's article is not really a good analysis of Chris's condition, so if they decide to investigate it would be most likely mandantory for them to get a fresh opinion. Also, this page (which will eventually surface in any search of CWC, most likely Chris will mention it himself) shows all the money wasted by Chris, and is damning evidence IMO (though CWCki being a semi-biased third-party, there will be concerns about legitimacy, and obviously Chris will decry "HACKERS").

There would also be concerns from the CWCkians that even if Chris were to fail a reevaluation and be forced to look for jobs, that he could simply say no one will hire him and get unemployment without actually trying to apply. I would think, however, that the Virginia employment commission would keep tabs on his case, and contact the employers for their confirmation of their refusal to hire Chris (I live in Texas and have been through 2 jobs, the workforce here DOES keep tabs on you like that. In my case it wasn't about abusing the system, but just confirming that I found another employer (whom they had previously called unbeknownst to me), so I'm basing my assumption of how the system works off of this experience).

Another underlying theme I'm getting from the article and the comments (though I may be fucking up the context) is that the arrangement Chris has now may not be 100% legal, which could lead to extra lulz.

Also, the 9/11 videos would maybe show that Chris has no respect for the government and only exists to exploit it.

I am serious about doing this as not only would this potentially direct my tax money to someone who needs it (or another leech amirite :P ) but it would also be a welcome kick into reality for Chris. The only problem is that I don't know exactly who to contact, should I write to my Congressman, to the Social Security Administration, or to the Virginia Employment Commission directly?

I apologize if this has been asked before, I'm a n00b plus I haven't seen anything about it here.

tl;dr: hey guyz, let's sink Chris's tugboat :3 [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:32, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
* From what I've understood, other people have tried to get the State to get Chris's tugboat revoked and have failed. Apparently, the state doesn't care about Chris blowing our hard earned money.
: Trust me, as a citizen of the same state Chris lives in, I'd love to see him go down HARD, but... --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:46, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

* That sucks! >_< I'm going to try anyway though. Even if it ends in failure like all the rest, I can at least say that I tried instead of idly paying for Chris's blowup dolls and video games. I will contact all three of the things I listed (Congress, the SSA, the VEC), and hopefully one of them will maybe turn an eye towards this. [[User:Cadpig|- Cadpig]] 18:53, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Go ahead and take your shot. There's nothing to lose here except Chris's check. On the other side, Please note that you are not going against a single diagnostic (the '04 papers) but every public official, including teachers, who have dealt with Chris in the past. This will also includes bureaucracy inertia who prefer to be lazily wrong than taking steps to makes things right. I have my personal take on this; Chris is taking "blood" money? This makes this site moral. I will never laugh at a mentally deficient person working a menial job because that person is carrying his own weight. Chris on the other side... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:42, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

You tea party kids can very well try, but I doubt you're going to fulfill your fantasy and get someone kicked off of state assistance. When you have affidavits on your side, it's quite difficult to get them rescinded. But by all means, try. [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 10:01, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

At the risk of sounding like a white knight, I have one question to ask of everyone who thinks Chris is unnecessarily sponging off the state and could hold a job if he wanted to: would YOU even remotely consider hiring him? I sure as fuck would not either.[[User:Senzuri|Senzuri]] 15:00, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

Give me a break, it's a couple of hundred of dollars each months. Yeah, it's stuff that could be used to feed the poor, but so could the money you guys use to pay for your internet connection. As this is one of the things that Chris does that actually negatively affects people, I feel like it's one of the major things people attempt to scapegoat him with and justify their lulzy levels of RAGEEEEE. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 07:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

Don't bother trying to get rid of the tugboat. You can't, you won't, it won't happen. You don't have demonstrable proof that Chris is faking his autism, for example. Never going to happen. Enjoy knowing that taxpayers are not only going to contribute a million dollars (quite literally) to Chris over his lifetime through the tugboat... and don't forget, Chris also gets food stamps every month too (not factored into that million). [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 17:08, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Monthly tugboat

2010-04-04T17:06:24Z

Elephant: /* $800,$750? */

Monthly tugboat

2010-04-04T17:04:54Z

Elephant:

{{taxpayermoney}}

{{quote|Yet AGAIN I am waiting for my next tugboat from my Social before I can even pay a Website to Host me and grant me a better .com domain name than sonichu.com|Chris to [[Miyamoto]], complaining about how long his free money is taking}}

[[Image:Monthly_Tugboat.jpg|thumb|right|What Chris believes a monthly tugboat is. Your tax dollars at work, gentlemen.]]

The '''monthly tugboat''' is [[Chris]]'s euphemism for his [[Wikipedia:Social Security Disability Insurance|Social Security Disability Insurance]] check. Essentially, the United States government has a taxpayer-funded program to financially support disabled individuals whose injuries or ailments leave them unable to work. However, many recipients are simply diagnosis-holders who choose not to work despite being able to do so- like Chris.

Chris receives roughly $800 each month, with $450 going to his parents for room and board. The rest of it generally goes towards [[List of Chris's video games|video games]] or [[sex toys|straight up his ass]]. However, $350 per month is nowhere near enough to satisfy Chris's need for games, porn, [[PlayStation Network]] downloads and a constant supply of Chicken McNuggets. As of [[2009#July|July 2009]], he owed at least $2000 in credit-card debt, some on cards of his own and some on cards he stole from his parents.

Challenged by a correspondent in the [[Mailbag 34|Mailbag]], Chris claimed that he is not wasting his taxpayer-funded tugboat, because he is putting that money back into the economy and indirectly paying the tugboats of others. According to Chris's [[Chris and reality|logic]], by purchasing his useless commercial goods, he is paying sales tax which the government puts directly back into the hands of the needy. This is a tremendous leap of faulty rationalization, even for Chris, and he fails to elaborate on his shaky economic theories in any detail. If you thought he didn't understand money before, [[Chris and Money|you ain't seen nothing yet]].

On the advice of his [[Bob Chandler|father]], Chris doesn't get a job because the tugboat gives him more money overall. However, Bob is wrong. Chris could work up to 20 hours a week, keep his full tugboat and make even more money on the side. Naturally, Chris chooses the laziest route- staying at home and doing nothing. Your tax dollars at work.

In the [[Father Call|father call]], Chris claims that his welfare check is "a stepping-stone in the right direction of [him] moving out". Clearly, Chris doesn't believe wasting his welfare check on video games and porn will somehow aid in his moving out. He is well aware that he will inherit his family's home and that he will never need to work, and he plans to do both. In other words, Chris plans to keep getting his tugboat for the rest of his life.

Rough calculations and estimations say that if Chris lives into his 80s, given reasonable "cost of living" increases to his tugboat annually, he will receive roughly $900,000 to $1,000,000 over his lifetime.

==See also==
* [[Chris and Money]]

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List of Chris's games

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[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|right|CWCki's American readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]
[[File:ChrisGameShop.jpg|thumb|left|One of their most valuable customers.]]

This is a catalog of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] video game collection, based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''Barbie Game Girl''), and some are just...bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a Nintendo executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public PSN profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding PlayStation 3 collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

The damn slanderous [[trolls]] conservatively estimate that Chris and his family have spent at least $30,000 on video games — your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll continues to rise.

==The Games==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Platform
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|NES
|
|-
|''Kirby's Adventure''
|Nintendo
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|Virgin Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Milon's Secret Castle''
|Hudson
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|NES
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Sesame Street ABC''
|Hi-Tech
|NES
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Solomon's Key''
|Hudson
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|NES
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|NES
|
|-
|''Wrecking Crew''
|Nintendo
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie: Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:A Boy and His Blob in The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|Virgin Interactive
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Darkwing Duck''
|Sunsoft
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]'''''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List_of_Fist_of_the_North_Star_video_games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Game Boy Camera (blue)''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Golf''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Kwirk''
|Acclaim
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Marble Madness''
|Mindscape
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man II''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Metroid II: Return of Samus''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers''
|Bandai
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Blue''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Red''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Qix''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Quarth''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Revenge of the Gator''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Turrican''
|Accolade
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Blast''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wave Race''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit?''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Yoshi''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|SNES
|
|-
|''Legend of the Mystical Ninja
|Konami
|NES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Megan Man X''
|Capcom
|SNES
|Did he just write [[Megan]] Man?
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Metroid''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|SNES
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Lego Racers
|Lego Media
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mischief Makers
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Paper Mario''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Sin & Punishment''
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko
|Crave
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Crystal
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Gold
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Silver
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Yellow
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Classic NES Series: Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|Game Boy Advance
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Gumby Vs. the Astrobots
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
||Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Emerald
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] FireRed
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] LeafGreen
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ruby
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 2
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 3
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Battle
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Pinball Party
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''[[Chris and sex|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash!! Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''MC Groovz Dance Craze
|MadCatz
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Party 5
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Party 7
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage Pickled Edition
|Warner Brothers
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Gems Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Heroes
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Riders
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc.: Mega Party Game$!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Brain Age
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Drill Dozer
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Feel the Magic XY/XX
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Game & Watch Collection
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Kirby: Canvas Curse
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Magnetica
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Hoops 3-on-3
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Dash
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Diamond
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pearl
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ranger
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trozei!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Polarium
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush Adventure
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Sudoku Gridmaster
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Princess Peach
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''True Swing Golf
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] City Folk
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Battalion Wars 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario Online RX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Family Table Tennis
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Mario Kart
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Mario Super Sluggers
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 3 Corruption
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''My [[Pokémon]] Ranch
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & Mario at the Olympic Games
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Chaos
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Space Invaders Get Even
|Square Enix
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Shake It!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Music
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''World of Goo
|2D Boy
|Nintendo Wii
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bonk's Adventure''
|Hudson
|TurboGrafx-16
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Wonder Boy''
|Sega
|Sega Master System
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Alien Soldier''
|Nintendo
|Sega Genesis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|''Bubsy
|Accolade
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Klax
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & Knuckles
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|A digital download for the Nintendo Wii
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Spinball
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Toy Story
|Disney Interactive
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Drift 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Flashback: The Quest for Identity
|U.S. Gold
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Night Trap
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sewer Shark
|Sony Imagesoft
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] CD
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Toughman Contest
|Electronic Arts
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Sonic R
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|Sega Dreamcast
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Samba de Amigo
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Shuffle
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: Chef's Luv Shack
|Acclaim
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bloody Roar
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Hooters: Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|Pizza Hut Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spice World
|Psygnosis
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Disney Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Britney's Dance Beat
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Twinsanity
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Sony PlayStation 2
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] II
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] III
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Braid
|Number None
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Critter Crunch
|Capybara Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Droplitz
|Atlus
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Flower
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Fret Nice
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|''God of War III
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''God of War Collection
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gravity Crash
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 5
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Hits
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Metallica
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Van Halen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] World Tour
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Heavy Rain
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mega Man 9
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Mirror's Edge
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One
|Hothead Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two
|Hothead Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future: Quest for Booty
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Band 2
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Unleashed
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Rub a Dub
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''Brooktown High
|Konami
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Harvey Birdman - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals 2
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Wipeout Pure
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Saturday Night Live Collection - The Best of Chris Farley
|Lions Gate
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Superbad: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|}

==See also==
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*[[Video games]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

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PS3

2010-04-03T15:49:49Z

Elephant: /* PlayStation Network */

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[[Image:Sony playstation 3.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

Chris's [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' (purchased 17 March [[2006]]<ref>[[PS3 History Level]]</ref>) is his "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made [[Pixelated PS3|a video]] where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]]. He would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> He eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his [[monthly tugboat]], using one of his many collected credit cards.

==PlayStation Network==
[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation emails, a testament to Chris' financial responsibility.]]

[[Chris]], being as irresponsible with [[Chris and money|money]] as he is, went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's online capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN it has contributed into most of the $2000 of his credit card debt (although this was during the [[Julie]] Saga). As of now that number is higher, at a little over a third of Chris's [[Monthly tugboat|annual income]].

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much, and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he has even bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own.

As of the end of 2009 and the beginning of 2010, Chris's PSN purchases are growing: in several months during this time frame, Chris spent more than $200 each month on the PSN.

As of February 2010, Chris has currently spent: '''$3405.22'''

=== Trophies ===

According to the [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of 24 March 2010, Chris has 868 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

Chris is a trophy whore; often, when he plays a game, he plays the shit out of it. Although more than half his games are at or near 0%, the rest are closer to or at 100%.

The games where he has over 50% progress so far include:

{| class="wikitable"
! Game
! Trophies acquired
! %
! Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level.
|-
| ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the Sonic ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| Apparently, a demoscene production. ''Not'' remarkable. Most people already had 1000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''Flower''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Wheel of Fortune''
| 13
| 100%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Gunstar Heroes''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
| "Junior" says it all.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''Frogger Returns''
| 4
| 100%
| ''One hundred percen—!'' ...Oh, it's four trophies for four levels.
|-
| ''Burnout Paradise''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>[[Brutal Legend Plus]]</ref>
|-
|''God of War II''
|33
|91%
| From the God of War Collection. Most of the trophies are simply earned by progressing through the game normally. The trophies he lacks are the ones that require you to complete actual challenges.
|-
| ''Braid''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time Void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be a [[Christian Weston Chandler|stalker]]. It is, however, worth noting that Braid is a puzzle game, and not a simple one to play either, yet he still fully completed the game. This is perhaps the most definite proof that Chris isn't mentally retarded (or, at least, he knows how to use GameFAQs).
|-
|''God of War''
|33
|82%
| See God of War II comment. Again, he didn't earn the ones for challenges or completing the game in under 5 hours.
|-
|''God of War III''
|33
|90%
|
|-
| ''Sonic Unleashed''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of the trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide 3D Sonic title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
| \m/ [[Britney Spears]]! \m/
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode One''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Penny Arcade Adventures: On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness, Episode Two''
| 11
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Noby Noby Boy''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Heavy Rain''
| 43
| 65%
| Chris's trophies for this game are largely the ones achieved through rote button-pressing, not the ones that require actual exploration or puzzle-solving skill.
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
| The first of the ''Buzz!'' games to appear on PS3. See also Chris's [[Quizzes]] for his MyBUZZ! stuff.
|-
| ''[[Emily_Date_Conversation_Transcript#Meet_the_Pickle_.2801:21:44_-_01:25:29.29|Watchmen]]''
| 8
| 57%
|
|-
| ''UNO''
| 10
| 52%
| Seriously?
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there's a bunch of them that he hasn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he has touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over ''a couple of hours''. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'')

It has been alleged that Chris will download completed save files for games to unlock everything — to unlock all of the level creation items in LittleBigPlanet, for instance — so he might not even be any good at games he actually plays. (By sheer coincidence, borrow-a-save achievement grinding isn't possible on the [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]]. Perhaps yet another reason Chris doesn't like it?)

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=== Hacking ===

As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account has been hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart Julie, was able to convince Chris to "share" his password in [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3|February 2009]], and later used it as a wedge to control and torment Chris. Later, in the summer of 2009, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

Chris managed to keep control of his accounts for a surprisingly long time after his run-in with Thaddeus, but his luck ran out on 24 February 2010, thanks to a certain [[Surfshack Tito|Hawaiian]].

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So… good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And… LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Chris Chan Update 13 October 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is]]}}
{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call... My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles}}

[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|Chris's [[Son-Chu|Sonichumobile]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]
Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]].

==Sexual attraction to PS3==
{{main|Chris humps his PS3}}

On 24th [[July 2009]], a video of Chris repeatedly assaulting his PS3 with his [[duck]] was leaked.

==Other oddities==

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in [[Brutal Legend]].</ref> He even does so in ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris' [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
*[[List of Chris's games]] - detailing his entire game collection.
*[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
*[[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempt to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
*[[PS3 History Level]]
*[[PSEye]]
*[[PSP]]
*[[PSN Blogs]] - an archive of Chris's posts.
*[[Sonichu Home Club]] - because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
*[[Sony]]
*[[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - the Kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]

[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:PS3]]

Talk:The Wallflower

2010-03-14T20:28:06Z

Elephant: /* Now that Chris has dropped her name... */

Okay faggots, listen up. No personal details. Ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:14, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Gotcha. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:18, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Am I missing something here? Didn't Chris just inform us that this girl is no longer interested in him, with Message to the Trolls? So why are we locking down details about her now, when EDF can do no more damage? Or is there more to this?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 01:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'm sure that she got some sort of email/phone call, but we don't know enough about her or the situation to assume that she's fully out of the picture. Until then, it's better to have less info than too much info. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 01:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
Some explanation please? I mean, all the other galpal articles have info, what happened here? [[User:Dave|Dave]]
*i have received a message from wallflower herself asking for her info to be removed. while i'd rather not remove any information, at the same time, the article was focusing on personal details about the wallflower that weren't at all related to chris. since i'd rather avoid any trouble here, i've complied with her request. this new article should be used purely for chris-related information, since she is part of christory. if chris uploads information, then you can add it here, but don't add anything you found through internet investigation or whatever. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 01:28, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** A'ight, but can we have a background on the story on cwcki? You know, what happened for them to break up and stuff. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 01:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** There's no break up as far as I know. But I'm sure something must have happened between yesterday and today. We can document the drama but be vague. Example: Dedicated trolls found her information and then Chris got mad. Real mad. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Does this mean all the sweetheart pages are going to be changed? -PeaceCeapPea
*****Most of the sweethearts were trolls. Megan avoid this site like rape, so I don't think we need to worry about it. [[User:Loserbrain|Loserbrain]] 02:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Why are we doing this? Didn't Megan ask us for her dox to be taken off the internet? How do we know the message wasn't sent by a troll or a white knight?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**Have you seen the latest video from Chris? He found the CWCki. I guess "WallFlower" used Google. Another thing; Chris volunteered the info we got on him. She dint. We dint passed the Dox of other sweethearts or made fun of them as we did with her. Just for this, It had to be removed. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:29, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*My apologies for deleting this page this page. I just woke up and I was confused about what the fuck was going on. I thought some faggot thought Chris was talking about two different girls. I absolutely agree with Cogs one hundred percent, if Wallflower requested this page to be taken down, I think that's a humble request given that the article was a threat to her wellbeing. It's not so much trying to cover our asses, I really can understand that the Wallflower (unlike Megan, who really didn't have much of an online presence) would have trolls be a very real threat and unlike Chris, she probably doesn't feed off negative attention.
:I regret that I did not address the dox in the pages. I really wasn't a big fan of having her Facebook, MySpace, etc. profile on there, aside from Chris related issues, mostly because we don't do the same thing for Megan and we shouldn't encourage faggots trolling Chris related people who have little to do with Chris.
:I think one lesson from this is we need to discuss some sort of privacy policy for CWCki. A less brash version of Clyde's dictum is that we should possibly treat pages about people only from the Chris universe perspective, that is how Chris views them and sees them as opposed to digging into personal details from online investigations. But yeah, people, let's not do shit like post MySpaces, Facebooks, and don't post people's personal information unless Chris posts it on the Internet for everyone to see. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:46, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:* Seems fair enough. There was, in retrospect, no hope of keeping a lid on this whole thing, I think, no matter how much or how little personal info got posted here - as soon as her given name got out there, it was inevitable that some goof was gonna link her to this or to the ED page or to the sex doll video or whatever else. But that seems like a good policy for simple decency's sake. I apologize for getting carried away with all the links on the page yesterday. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:59, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think the wording of this article should be more explicit as to how and what kind of idiot it was that contacted her over all this. I mean most EDF retards won't read krapple or PVCC etc. but they do read the Cwcki, and it might help in the future to have here an example to hold up of what exactly happens when you go the JULAYYY route of trolling. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 02:37, 11 March 2010 (UTC) 02:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

**Who cares about it, it seems something else is stirring within Chris. Guess he still has it out for me. Hmph. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 07:57, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

***I think we ought to be more careful with the information we post here. Most if not all CWCki contributors are either on /cwc/ or PVCC, but the readers are partially dumbasses (not just from EDF, I presume) who will fuck shit up. Yes, it's a shame this happens, but ultimately we are to blame here. It was very obvious the CWCki article on her would lead to someone contacting her. Documenting information is important, but perhaps there should be some articles protected from viewing? I don't know. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 10:48, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*combine with the sonichu crystals to the [Wallflower] page?? [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 10:23, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::no they want that page gone, that's why it's over here without any references to her personally. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 11:03, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::oh, i see. whatevss [[user:I_Love_Little_Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 11:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I thought the same thing so don't feel bad. tl;dr is that Wallflower asked for it to be removed and Cogs complied, because it was a reasonable request. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

*Wow, now we turned into Moralfags and we are going to censor trolling, for the sake of the trolls who already know who she is. Also, it is not that difficult to do a fucking google search and found everything there is to found about this girl, so this is just stupid. If you had any respect in the first place for any of the friends or family of chris chan you would not have all the information you have on them all over the page, and that's not the case, so for what I can see here this is a very hypocritical position, or this is just part of a trolling plan.--[[User:SGSS01|SGSS01]] 10:04, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

==Srsly though...==
To improve the article:
# Wallflower really isn't a sweetheart. Nothing public about this yet but as most of you can tell, she's more or less Megan - because she has managed to be around Chris for more than five seconds, Chris takes this to mean sexual interest and a serious relationship.
# We need a pic of a Wallflower. Like, literally, a flower growing out of a wall. Not a drawn pic, but an actual photograph. Shouldn't be too hard to fine, just don't feel like it now. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

==Pimp Claim Responsibility==

This bloke known on YouTube as "ThyEnvysGreed" claim he's the one who [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRr-N5_V_9s alerted wallflower]. What should we do with this faggot? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:33, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
* It's possible the guy's full of shit and just taking credit for something. Going by the comments 'they' have been making, this is quite likely; his 'group' seems to be out to make a name for themselves rather than just have a laugh at Chris's expense. Aside from that, just do what everyone seems to be doing already; spam his comments informing him of what a massive prick he is and that he should lay off the fucking donuts. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 16:51, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:*This. Seriously, guys, let's not give credit to faggots who want attention. Damage is done, we need to move on. Besides [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_about_Chris|CWCki is about Chris]], not so much faggots like this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**I agree with the comment spamming, just piledrive him into the dirt. He fucked up an opportunity for some awesome shit. I would understand if he were trying to get a laugh out of messing with Chris, but he's just looking for e-fame. I say we don't give him that much attention unless it's totally negative.--[[User:JRampancy|JRampancy]] 16:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I'll need to find the picture I saw on /cwc/, but he also had an account on Fanfiction.net and I think that's how he alerted her, since I don't think they allow anonymous reviews anymore. And it was the same screen name.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****Well gentlemen, I believe it's time to do what we do best. IT'S TROLLING TIME, LADS.[[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 17:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*Faggot deleted it. Did anyone save it? '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 18:11, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
** [http://rs336.rapidshare.com/files/362046356/whatafuckingtard.flv It's right there] [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:02, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*** Thanks! '''[[User:Odettafag|blind justice.]]''' [[User talk:Odettafag|to each his own.]] 19:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
He's a troll, you guys. Attention will only make him stronger unless we find his house (which is unlikely). Until someone can dox him, the best course of action is to ignore him, depriving him of his e-fame. Bonus points if fifty different accounts simultaneously claim that they're the ones who pissed off Wallflower so nobody takes his claims seriously.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:24, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***I can't believe he tucked tail and ran away so quickly. He did post on [[A message to the Trolls]] which is still there for the viewing. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 20:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)meeko
***There's also a message in [[Don't Mess With Me]], still in plain view and for all to see. He's like The Pinch - a coward who wants e-fame. Pure and simple.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 21:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*He destroyed your guy's plans to get drama out of a guy! Oh no. Just calm down. Seriously, it's not a big deal. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 05:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* It is. Chris is the most interesting when conversing with "normal" people - especially women. --[[User:Derpalerp|Derpalerp]] 08:28, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

** I found anothe possible leaker on twitter he/she says and I quote "Sonichuproducts @CWCSonichu I dare your faggot ass to do a curse ya fuck yo momma or whatever it is on me, I told Heather you dirty Retarded bitch."

could it be a lead or just an attention seeking fag?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 23:17, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

==Now that Chris has dropped her name...==
Is it ok to mention her first name on this page?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 15:41, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*You have a point, and I see the logic, but I think the whole point of removing her name was sending a message to the rest of the trolls (and the external observers) that we are actually decent people. To go back on that would be to lose a social lead which is more valuable than the person's name. Again, this is just what I think. Feel free to prove me wrong. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 15:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*But there is no point in hiding her name, the problem with his page was the loads of information about her, not related to Chris, and since Chris mentioned her name; her name, her relation to Chris and anything Chris related shall be posted here, no more info about her. [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 16:05, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:*You make a fair point, however given that Chris 1) assumes that it's a video only Tito will watch (forgetting that public YouTube videos are, you know, public) and 2) he's retarded like that, the thought that mentioning her name again probably didn't cross his mind. However, Wallflower asked us nicely to remove her page and adding her name back would sort of violate the spirit of that agreement. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* I understand, but then, should we censor part of the kilt video when Chris says her name?, of course, keeping a copy of the original, and linking it on the page, and replacing her name with the pseudonym in the transcript. Better safe than sorry.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*In my opinion, censoring the material would only draw more attention to the Wallflower's identity. People would start looking at the stuff that has been deliberately removed and get more and more curious and try to find it. Especially if we have a copy of video with the name bleeped or transcript with the name removed, while Chris has the actual video up on his own account. My idea would be ''not'' to cover her identity specifically (which this article already does that), but if Chris keeps rambling about it, there's little we can really do. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:53, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::::* But this page, as well as the LittleBigPlanet one reference the wallflower's name and her likes, is not really hard to find her anyways.By the way, someone already censored it in the kilt video.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 18:24, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::* It would be nice if someone contact Wallflower and tells her that Chris keep on yelling her name on the internet while wearing a dress. I am concerned with all this. A well-determined Grieffer can still reach her because the manchild can't keep his pie-hole shut.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::**I've sent two messages to her on Facebook and she hasn't responded yet. Also, PVCC isn't telling us something--Scarlet/Kim/Emily knows Heather, according to Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:38, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
::***Interesting twist. In this case, our best option is to lie down and wait for the PVCC to make their moves. They always bring the best Lulz. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:32, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
No. The CWCki needs to be smart about this kind of thing. When a person is angry about Chris's antics and actively asks the CWCki to take their information down, that person should be respected. It's fine to document Chris's antics that he publicly puts online, but Wallflower did not ask to be a part of Chris's online life and has specifically tried to distance herself from all this. For that matter, I'm of the opinion that if Megan ever came to the CWCki and asked to have materials taken down or hidden, it should be done, too. Same goes for Bob, Barb or anyone else who has not deliberately made themselves a part of Chris's online life. If a person deliberately makes themselves a part of Chris's online life, then their "details" are a fair thing to put up. If they are trying as hard as they can to get away from Chris's online life, then their "details" should be respected. The CWCki needs to be wise when it comes to liabilities. It is one thing to put up Chris's funny antics that he's made known publicly. It is another thing to put up unnecessary personal details of a person who has never asked to associate with Chris in a public way. Besides, all said and done, there's no need to document her name or her personal information to track Chris's stupid antics. It doesn't make Chris's antics any more funny. This brings up a great debate for the CWCki though: how far is too far? For me, I would hope there are limits. This is not a "lulz" site. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 20:28, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Wendy's

2010-02-28T01:15:21Z

Elephant:

==Chris's leave at Wendy's==
While I wish I had a better way of sourcing this, the only thing I can say is that this is from Ivy.

Anyways, the Donald Duck impersonation isn't entirely true - it's merely what was ''assumed'' by Chris's manager that he did to upset the kid, suggesting that he'd regularly do his Donald Duck impersonation. Anyways, there were a few incidents which lead to Chris's firing, like one occasion where he was asked to take out some garbage, coming back with his shirt entirely smeared with garbage and then refusing to change his shirt when asked to by his manager.

Bob got involved when Chris got fired, which lead to Chris getting his tugboat, and when pressed on it, Chris was like "I'LL ASK MY DAD" which caused Bob's suspicion in Ivy. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:42, 29 May 2009 (CEST)

Does anyone know the approximate dates he worked at Wendy's, or even the year? --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 09:03, 29 August 2009 (CEST)

The [[Father Call]] has Chris discussing Wendy's, like how he had "emotional differences" with the manager, so this can be cited here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:03, 11 November 2009 (CET)

The "Emotional Differences" phrase comes from Chris taking up a legitimate excuse for leaving a job ("Personal Differences") and fucking it up because he's Chris. I think he heard it from a field agent back in the TGIF/Rollin and Trollin days, or possibly somewhere else. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 21:37, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==9/11 Conspiracy?==

That's pretty ridiculous that Chris wasn't actually informed by his boss that he was fired. Maybe the co-workers who told him to stop showing up for work just hated him and knew they could easily trick his fat HFA ass into unwittingly quitting. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 21:25, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Reorganization==
Reorganized the article, added a bit more information and speculation, and removed some unnecessary snark. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 01:15, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

Wendy's

2010-02-28T01:14:13Z

Elephant:

[[Image:Wendy's logo.png|120px|center]]
[[Image:Chris Wendy's.jpg|thumb|250px|The branch of Wendy's at which Chris worked.]]

'''Wendy's''' (or "'''Wendys'''", according to [[Chris]]) is an American fast food chain that employed Chris briefly until he got fired. Chris' job primarily consisted of custodial duties instead of preparing food. Chris has contradicted himself about when he worked there; he claimed in his [[Chris's resume|resume]] that he worked there from August to October [[2001]], but he told [[Father Call|Kacey's father]] that he had already been fired before September 11, 2001. All told, Chris likely worked at Wendy's for a month and a half, working about 20-30 hours a week at what was likely a minimum wage pay.

==Chris the Employee==
Chris's own accounts of his employment paint him as a stubborn and difficult employee. In 2009, Chris was asked about his time at Wendy's several times after the date with [[Emily]]. Chris believed his supervisor didn't think very highly of him for reasons upon which we can only speculate. He mentioned a time involving him getting his uniform dirty and simply continuing to wear it, [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|not taking into account the usual sanitation standards]] of most fast food restaurants and also not realizing he could get another, clean shirt.

In a conversation with [[Father Call|Kacey's father]] Chris mentioned "emotional differences" as the reason for his termination and claimed the manager had a "spike on his shoulder" against him. At this time it is unknown what these differences were, although they were almost certainly minor differences of opinion over punctuality and performing the job duties for which he was hired.

==Why Was Chris Fired?==
The mysterious circumstances of his firing have never been revealed, as Chris has never given a clear or concise answer on the cause of his dismissal from Wendy's. It's been alleged the last straw was when Chris scared a small child in the restaurant. Unconfirmed stories claim this took place when he tried to cut open a [[Wikipedia:baked potato|baked potato]] for the kid. Other stories say Chris scared the same small kid while doing his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]. In Mumble,{{cite}} Chris has claimed it was because he was trying to get napkins for the child. On his date from 19 [[March 2009]], when asked if his Donald [[Duck]] impersonation had scared the child (it sounds like something out of ''The Exorcist''), he said that the child was "tired" at the time.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]] "No, not really scary, you see he was tired..."</ref>

The most likely explanation for what happened at Wendy's is that Chris made many small but frequent mistakes and likely aggravated his coworkers and managers with his attitude. His supervisor likely tired of the difficulty in dealing with Chris's autistic behavior, and he used the child incident to finally fire Chris. Notably, Chris wasn't notified in advance of his firing and came to work only to be told by his former co-workers that he wasn't supposed to be there.

At Wendy's, Chris received the only money he has ever actually earned in his life- a sum likely consisting of about $500.

==See also==
* [[Cutco]] - Chris's only other employer.
* [[Chris's resume]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=&vps=9&jsv=151e&sll=38.231303,-78.37095&sspn=0.005158,0.019312&ie=UTF8&geocode=FYRbRwIdkChU-w&split=0 Google Maps Location]

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Wendy's

2010-02-28T01:01:40Z

Elephant:

[[Image:Wendy's logo.png|120px|center]]
[[Image:Chris Wendy's.jpg|thumb|250px|The branch of Wendy's at which Chris worked.]]

'''Wendy's''' (or "'''Wendys'''", according to [[Chris]]) is an American fast food chain that employed Chris briefly until he got his [[Obesity|fat]] [[autism|HFA-ass]] fired. Chris' job primarily consisted of custodial duties instead of preparing food. Chris has contradicted himself about when he worked there; he claimed in his [[Chris's resume|resume]] that he worked there from August to October [[2001]], but he told [[Father Call|Kacey's father]] that he had already been fired before September 11, 2001.

The mysterious circumstances of his firing have never been revealed, as Chris has never given a clear or concise answer on the cause of his dismissal from Wendy's. It's been alleged that Chris helped a small child cut open a [[Wikipedia:baked potato|baked potato]] and/or was doing his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]. In Mumble,{{cite}} Chris said that it was because he was trying to get napkins for a small child (it's unclear if this was the sole reason or he was clarifying the "fan"'s question of if he was helping a small child cut his baked potato) and on his date from 19 [[March 2009]], when asked if his Donald [[Duck]] impersonation had scared the child (it sounds like something out of ''The Exorcist''), he said that the child was "tired" at the time.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]] "No, not really scary, you see he was tired..."</ref> In a conversation with Kacey's father Chris mentioned "emotional differences" as the reason for his termination and claimed the manager had a "spike on his shoulder" against him. At this time it is unknown what these differences were, although they were almost certainly minor differences of opinion over punctuality and performing the job duties for which he was hired.

Chris was asked about his time at Wendy's several times after the date in March, and during that he brought up more information, particularly regarding his supervisor, who didn't think very highly of him for reasons upon which we can only speculate. He mentioned a time involving him getting his uniform dirty and simply continuing to wear it, [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|not taking into account the usual sanitation standards]] of most fast food restaurants and also not realizing he could get another, clean shirt.

The most likely explanation for what happened at Wendy's is that Chris made many other, probably small but frequent mistakes and likely failed to actually do his job. The supervisor likely tired of the difficulty in dealing with Chris's autistic behavior, and he used the child incident to finally fire Chris. Notably, Chris wasn't notified in advance of his firing and came to work only to be told by his former co-workers that he wasn't supposed to be there.

If true, then it was a petty reason to fire a person, but because the firee in question is a sexist, racist, opinionated, socially retarded, homophobic, smelly freak like Chris, we can find their reasons totally rational. (Fun Fact: Dave Thomas was quite the homophobe as well)

==See also==
* [[Cutco]] - Chris's only other employer.
* [[Chris's resume]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&q=&vps=9&jsv=151e&sll=38.231303,-78.37095&sspn=0.005158,0.019312&ie=UTF8&geocode=FYRbRwIdkChU-w&split=0 Google Maps Location]

{{Places}}

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Chris and money

2010-02-28T00:59:07Z

Elephant: /* But wait, Chris isn't employed! */

It's obvious that [[Chris]] himself has no grasp on the real value of '''money''', since he actively wastes as much of his [[monthly tugboat]] as possible on luxuries like [[Eye of Judgement|trading cards]], [[Officer Nasty|sex toys]], [[Duck|porn]], [[PS3|video games]], and, more recently, [[alcohol]]. He also once, when giving out the laws of [[CWCville]], equated 10 years in prison to a $1,500 fine. He also equated 50 hours of community service to $500 (for any sexual violations).

Chris is a self-admitted impulse buyer. His PSN account shows that he's never played more than half of the games he's bought. And yet, astoundingly, he's still gone out of his way to buy ''all'' available downloadable content for ''every'' PS3 game that he's ever purchased, and he also further promoted his Sony fanboyism by later buying a Sony LCD HDTV for his bedroom which likely cost at least about $1,000-$1,500. All the while, Chris buys his clothes at second-hand discount thrift stores.

==But wait, Chris isn't employed! ==

Chris is what most would call a welfare leech. Chris's only source of income is the $800 [[monthly tugboat|"tugboat"]] that he receives from the federal government every month. Chris's parents take $450 to pay for room and board.<ref>Miyamoto Saga</ref>

{{quote|My father helped me get my Social Security set up; I get more a month than I could at a job. |Chris, completely deluded.}}

Chris has repeatedly stated that Bob encourages him not to bother with a job, as it would void his Social Security status. Bob's encouragement indicates one of two things: he knows his son is an incapable [[fail]]ure (after watching Chris's disastrous employment at [[Wendy's]]), or he's instructing Chris on being a parasite.

Chris strongly believes that by receiving and spending his tugboat on useless shit he is aiding the economy and paying for the tugboat of others.<ref>[[Mailbag 34]]</ref> This is complete dumbassery since sales tax goes to the state government and these "tugboats" are paid with federal income tax. Apparently, this is too complex for Chris's autistic mind. Where Chris is hiding the printing press to afford this discretionary spending is unknown.

Interestingly enough, while he has no clue how to handle money, Chris has an unhealthy fixation on his material possessions. In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat]], he stated that he did not want to sell any of his stuff; and in the [[Miyamoto Saga]], he refused to sell anything to help raise money for the trip to Redmond.

==Credit cards==

As surprising as it is that Chris has his own credit cards, it is equally unsurprising how unwisely he uses them. Chris has managed to rack up $2,000 worth of debt (according to [[Mumble 4]], 1000 of which comes from the PSN store, but this number has increased over the past few weeks) and has even stolen his parents' credit cards to use when his were maxed out. Being the greedy twat that he is, when Chris finally does make payments towards his debts, he always does so in the smallest installments possible, freeing himself to spend as much as he has (or more) on worthless [[LittleBigPlanet|shit]], entirely oblivious to the fact that he's only increasing his debt by letting interest charges rack up. Economists are currently working on the theory that it is Chris's debts, not the collapse of financial institutions, which have caused the current global financial crisis.

==Debtors==

Based on current projections, it won't be long before the repo men are called in and Chris is forced to forfeit his [[PlayStation 3|shit]]. And considering that Chris has an unnatural obsession with his worthless crap we can expect a lot of BAWWWWING when the day comes. We eagerly await the inevitable inclusion of the Jerkollectors, or perhaps the Repo Gang, in future comics. Debt, like anything else that represents a challenge to his [[Autism|ignorant bliss]], is just another example of the world trying to keep him down.

If only he had taken money from the loan sharks, maybe then would they beat the crap out of his HFA ass. Chris would only continue spending, of course, and definitely bitch about it on [[YouTube]].

==In the comic==

In [[Sonichu (comic)|the comic]] it is clear Chris has no idea how money works. [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Patti-Chan]], and most likely, all of the other characters live off welfare, just like Chris IRL. He seems to have no concept of tax, or that it's the American populace who pay for his [[Kimmi|bullshit]]. Sonichu and Rosechu are living in a two story house with an attic offered by the city and they are [[Mailbag 21|"paid" in average of $3,500 a month just to hang around]].

This, along with what else we know about CWCville, could mean that Chris is a communist, or at the very least, a socialist. Of course, he's most likely too much of a retard to actually know what that means.

In [[Sonichu 9|Episode 19]] it's shown that CWCVille actually uses their own currency, in the form of C Quarters, W Quarters, and C Quarters. 10 C Quarters make up a W Quarter, and 10 W Quarters make up a C Quarter. Don't bother asking how that makes sense in any way, especially considering [[Fail|what the word 'quarter' means]].

==In other works==

Chris shows us his complete misunderstanding of the stress his ideas would put on the American Social Security system if he was left in charge of it in a text called "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]". This is where the idea of "Soup Hotels" came from.

{{quote|Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels. |Chris with a very bad idea...}}

So, what is a "Soup Hotel"? Chris describe it in the [[Mailbag 20]] as a building ten stories floor tall with 10 to 20 rooms per floor, equipped with single bathrooms, bed, lighting and Cable TV. Of course, the homeless will stay there for free. So, instead of building Homeless shelters with dormitories, commons rooms and shared TV sets, Chris think the homeless should be treated to all the comforts of a Bona-Fide hotel. This means that, in CWCville, there's around 1000-2000 homeless people left outside. This might be the result of the local industry, chocked by heavy taxes needed to pay those [[Monthly Tugboat|social expenses]], are unable to make a profit there and are moving away.

In [[Sonichu 10]], [[Ultra Sonichu]] and bevy of Rosechus stop at a soup hotel. The building is labeled Soup Hotel 17, implying that CWCville has had to open 7 new homeless shelters in the span of a month, or they're just bad at numbering the things.

In [[Mailbag 29]] he states that $10 an hour is a reasonable price to pay for sex with a prostitute. To show his further ignorance of simple economics, Chris proposed a chain of [[CWCville|state-run]] brothels where this shockingly inexpensive fee would not only pay women for sex, pay the salary of a pimp (which would be a redundant middleman in a state-approved brothel), pay for STD testing for the prostitutes, but would also pay for free Sex Ed classes for virgins. In real life, Chris tried to scam his way out of paying for sex with a Craigslist [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|prostitute]] (who was charging $100 for the hour) by telling her about the trolls, his life story, and his many personal problems. The prostitute hung up on him.

==See also==

*[[Monthly tugboat]] - what Chris calls his welfare check.

==Sauce==
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{{Chris and}}

[[Category: Chris-chan]]

Chris and his ego

2010-02-28T00:55:53Z

Elephant: /* Naïveté */

{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag_10#Rejected_Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}

{{quote|For every one that exalteth himself shall be humbled; and he that humbleth himself shall be exalted.|[[Chris and religion|Luke 14:11 (English Revised Version)]], really hitting the nail on the head}}

'''Egotism''', out of all of Chris's flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] for real.
[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the mall for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved children)]]
==Origins==
Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his problems and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the feelings of others is completely twisted. His autism compounded the problem by making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. He grew up in a different world.

But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.

===The Enablers===
[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]
{{quote|He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.|Proverbs 13:24}}
Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) an almost 30-year-old with autism should live at home with his parents, especially one as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation show him to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems (from emotional disorders to mental retardation) live more independently than Chris does, whether alone, alone with supervision, or in group homes.

For children like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their lives, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into the strategies, because they never fostered any interest in independence in Chris, thus undermining the entire regimen of special education and ending up with a man-child with entitlement issues.

===Monthly Tugboat===
{{Main|Chris and Money}}
Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the [[monthly tugboat]] is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his worldview—sustainable.

===Blind Luck and the Cherry Picking Fallacy===
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|left|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'']]
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]
A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego.

Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fanmail, letters-to-the-editor, internet commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to Nintendo is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:

:"Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas."

Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved...medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}} 

As if Chris didn't think his material was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume, whiny jerk that had pestered his way to acknowledgment. As he graduated from [[PVCC]] in 2006, his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.

On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.

==Manifestations==

Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.

===Unwarranted Self-Importance===
[[Image:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]
:''See also: [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]''
{{quote|I have had way over a million fans worldwide since I went online in before 2000.|-Chris, [[Mailbag 48]]}}
As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice observer to get lost in the sea of ''Sonichu'' shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on YouTube and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."

But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]:<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

*I will never hang notes on the wall again.
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.}}

E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a [[personal army]].

{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}

It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}

The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.

===Persecution Complex===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]

Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he [[lie|'takes responsibility for']] are still out of his hands.

*His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was mean to him.
*He didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]].
*Or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]].

And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:

{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia Page]]}}

It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those [[Trolls|DAMNED TROLLS]] keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].

{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}

It has never—and likely ''will'' never—occurred to him that he needs to go ''outside'', get a job, and get off the damned internet.

===Naïveté===
Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. The man is like the Sith: he only deals in absolutes. Either you're with him or you're a [[troll]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labelling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a troll.

Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris - getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.

His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu]]. The earlier trolling schemes, such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]], got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that [[Cwcki|they had to start a wiki to keep track of it all]].

In 2009 and 2010, Chris has slowly begun to "learn" to distrust trolls or to keep more of his [[PSN|information]] secure. However, many of his trolls believe this is akin to putting a shock collar on an animal. Eventually, simply to stop being shocked (not because they actually understand or care) an animal will start doing as told.

===Hubris: The Pride Before the Fall===
[[Image:NeitherOfUs.jpg|thumb|It's fair to say that Chris is a narcissist.]]
{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3|right about that last part]]}}
Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.

And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] to have some sort of horror befall him.

But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get a recognition for his art?

{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}

Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?

{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}
[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb]]
All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also extremely sheltered, he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane chores as horrific trials of strength and will. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as 'psychological neoteny,' which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.

Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as 'omnipotence of thought'. Basically, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that Magi-chan is yet another Mary Sue for Chris (which adds more fuel to certain theories), serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for authority. Why he felt it necessary to make another character to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of [[CWCville]].

Another aspect of Chris' arrogance, and again caused by his childish way of viewing the world, is visible in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|a phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec]]. In the call it is obvious Chris does not follow a mature procedure for developing a stance on issues. Where normally an individual will learn information about the issue and from there decide how they feel about that issue, Chris does it the other way around and decides how he feels about something, then refuses to believe, understand, or even humor any evidence to the contrary. While most people have very strong beliefs in some issues, so much so that they automatically have a prejudice against people believing differently (E.G. Politics, religion, etc), Chris has this perspective on everything. He takes a position on matters, then finds ways to back it up and ignores all evidence for the opposing viewpoint. For example, Chris has decided [[homos]] are bad, so he selectively finds information that backs up his stance on the matter and ignores anything anyone will tell him about why his homophobia is bad and makes him a bad person. He will then go as far as to pretend he can [[Sonichu_10#Curing_Da_Homos|cure homosexuality]] with his own blood. Unless disliking homosexuals means he may [[I'm_Sorry,_Dude|not get laid]].

This is most obvious when he takes two contrary positions about a similar topic. The obvious example of this is Chris' understanding of the way [[parody]] functions. Chris will defend his right to make Sonichu to the hilt by claiming it is a [[Parody#Hypocrisy|parody]], but he then states that Asperchu is a bad thing because it is a parody. As you can see, Chris has decided that he has every right to make Sonichu so he backs this up with statements about his right to parody existing trademarked characters, but conversely he has decided Asperchu is bad, so he supports this position by stating it is a parody of his legitimate work.

===Materialism===

{{quote|I want Julie! Yeah, love is my first priority, but then- but then I want my stuff back!|Chris, caring more about his precious PSN Account and Sonichu website, more than his [[troll|sweetheart]].}}

It is clear that Chris is a materialist (a common symptom of Narcissism), buying large amounts of crap that make him feel good about himself, and by some twisted form of reality make him think that his unhealthy amount of children toys might attract a [[sweetheart]], when in reality any human being would clearly see that this man is [[Naïve|delusional]].

==War against the ego==
One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knights]]. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.

When asked to get real, psychiatric help, Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious [[monthly tugboat]] on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).

==Examples of Chris's Ego in the Real World and in the Comic==
[[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely]]
{{Main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
{{clear}}
==References==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

2008-2013 Sales Listings

2010-02-28T00:52:38Z

Elephant:

[[Image:Meat.jpg|thumb|[[Troll|Somebody]] gave him 30 dollars for this. No, we don't understand either.]]

[[Chris]] has had a long, if not terribly successful, career '''selling things on [[eBay]]'''. This list attempts to catalog as many of his sales as possible, based on data hacked out of his e-mail accounts by [[Clyde Cash]] and others.

Most of what Chris sold is the sort of thing you would expect him to sell: old toys, old games, old electronics, [[Transformers]] crap and so forth. He also auctioned off a few antiques and knick-knacks, suggesting that his parents had him hock some of the junk cluttering up their house. (Alternatively, Chris might have nicked a couple of items off the top of his folks' enormous piles of garbage and tried to make money off them on his own.)

Chris employs a dogged selling strategy, re-listing his items over and over and over, sometimes for as long as several months, regardless of whether they show any signs of selling at the listed price. While some of his items eventually sold this way for fairly decent money, others never did (like the George Bush bobblehead he tried and failed to sell for almost five months) and Chris racked up an impressive tab for listing fees in the process.

It seems as if Chris's items began to sell with greater frequency towards the end of 2008, but it's entirely possible that this is evidence of [[trolls]] at work sabotaging his auctions.

Unsurprisingly, Chris is known to [[Lies|exaggerate the quality of his auctions]] (or to leave out important information unless prompted). A number of Chris's video game and "track pack" auctions were sold in eBay auctions... and Chris conveniently forgot to mention that the codes accompanying each disc were used and therefore useless (rendering the game far less valuable). More of Chris's classic "cleverness" at work.

==Chris's eBay sales==
{| class="wikitable"
|-
!align="left"|Item
!align="left"|Date Listed
!align="left"|Weeks Listed
!align="left"|Sold?
|-
|'''1:24 SCALE RARE 66 MUSTANG SHELBYGT350 BLKGOLD MUS.MAC.
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''1968 CHEVROLET CAMARO SS 1/24 PRO RODZ MAISTO RODZ4LIFE
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''21 (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|'''88 Minutes (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|'''AC/DC Live: Rock Band Track Pack (Playstation 3)'''
|3 December 2008
|2
|$39.99
|-
|'''AC/DC - No Bull:Director's Cut DVD
|3 December 2008
|3
|$14.99
|-
|'''Advanced D&D Gateway to the Savage Frontier'''
|2 August 2008
|3
|$39.99
|-
|'''Advanced D&D Secret of the Silver Blades
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Champions of Krynn
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Curse of the Azure Bonds
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Death Knights of Krynn
|2 August 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Blue B/W Videonow Player with Fairy Oddparents PVD
|28 May 2008
|13
|No
|-
|'''Call of Duty 2: Big Red One (Xbox)
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Cinderella (1995, VHS)
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|'''The Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay (Xbox)
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Commander in Chief George Bush Bobblehead'''
|23 April 2008
|19
|No
|-
|'''COMMODORE 64 SYSTEM NEW IN BOX
|23 April 2008
|1
|$39.99
|-
|'''Diddy King Racing (Nintendo 64)
|2 August 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|'''Disney Brother Bear KODA 7" Plush
|14 April 2008
|5
|$9.99
|-
|'''DRIV3R (Xbox)
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Dynex Glossy 4X6 Photo Paper
|5 May 2008
|14
|No
|-
|'''Dynex Mini Tripod
|5 May 2008
|1
|No
|-
|'''Full Funcitonal Cybiko Xtreme PDA
|14 June 2008
|3
|$14.99
|-
|'''Full Funcitonal Cybiko Xtreme PDA
|8 July 2008
|8
|No
|-
|'''Garfield "Boat Joke" Glass Mug McDonald’s
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|'''Genuine Diamond Quartz Lady's Black Leather Wrist Watch'''
|25 April 2008
|11
|$24.99
|-
|'''GI Joe Colin Powell 1998 Classic Collection MIB
|23 April 2008
|11
|$39.99
|-
|'''Grand Theft Auto III (Playstation 2)
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Grass Gator EXTRA Heavy Duty Replacement Head No.4650
|28 May 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|'''[[Guitar Hero]] (game only) (Playstation 2)
|8 August 2008
|3
|No
|-
|'''[[Guitar Hero]] Collectible Harmonica MINT IN BOX'''
|12 July 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|'''Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (Playstation)
|2 April 2008
|3
|No
|-
|'''Hayes 1200B Smartmodem 1200B Modem'''
|23 June 2008
|16
|$59.99
|-
|'''Hot Wheels Tunerz 1:24 FORD SVT Lightning Concept
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''JADA 1/24 IMPORT RACER NISSAN 240SX CANDY RED
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''JADA DUB CITY 2002 CADILLAC ESCALADE EXT
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Lair (Playstation 3)
|12 January 2009
|2
|No
|-
|'''Leapfrog Leapster Pink without AC
|2 August 2008
|2
|$29.99
|-
|'''MAISTO G RIDEZ 1:24 VOLKSWAGEN BEETLE BUG DIE CAST CAR
|28 July 2008
|5
|No
|-
|'''MARVEL SUPERHERO SQUAD GALACTUS LOOSE
|14 April 2008
|19
|No
|-
|'''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Meatwad's Shredwad]] Rock Band Guitar for PS3
|15 September 2009
|1
|$29.99
|-
|'''Men In Black (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|'''MiJam Flower MP3 Ornament Accessory
|28 May 2008
|12
|No
|-
|'''Mortal Kombat Mythologies: Sub-Zero (Nintendo 64)'''
|15 July 2008
|6
|$9.99
|-
|'''MTV's Celebrity Deathmatch (Xbox)
|28 July 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''Oops!... I Did It Again - [[Britney Spears|Spears, Britney]] (CD 2000)'''
| 30 April 2008
|12
|$9.99
|-
|'''Perfectly Working PSOne with Harry Potter Game
|25 April 2008
|10
|$24.99
|-
|'''Philips PSP-1000 Micro FM Transmitter
|13 May 2008
|5
|$14.99
|-
|'''Playstation One Dualshock Analog Controler'''
|18 July 2008
|2
|$14.99
|-
|'''Playstation One Dualshock Analog Controler'''
|2 August 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|'''Playstation One Dualshock Analog Controler'''
|7 August 2008
|1
|$14.99
|-
|'''Playtronix Chip the Talking Golf Bag Batteries Included'''
|2 August 2008
|3
|$19.99
|-
|'''Plush Winter EEYORE Disney Store doll
|14 April 2008
|11
|$9.99
|-
|'''[[Pokemon]] Snap (Nintendo 64)
|2 August 2008
|9
|$9.99
|-
|'''[[Pokemon]] Stadium (Nintendo 64)
|2 August 2008
|8
|$9.99
|-
|'''Prom Night (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|'''[[Transformers|Prowl Vs. Lockdown]] Combo Pack
|7 April 2009
|1
|No
|-
|'''PS3 [[Guitar Hero]] 3 Gibson Guitar
|15 September 2009
|1
|$61.00
|-
|'''PSOne AC Adaptor
|15 July 2008
|7
|No
|-
|'''Relentless Enemies (2007, Blu-ray Disc)
|7 June 2008
|7
|$19.99
|-
|'''Seagate ST96812AS-RK 60 GB SATA Hard Drive
|4 November 2008
|7
|$39.99
|-
|'''Sonic X KNUCKLES 9" Action Figure
|14 April 2008
|7
|$9.99
|-
|'''Sonic X TAILS 9" Figure
|14 April 2008
|14
|$9.99
|-
|'''SONY HDTV REMOTE RM-AAP021
|16 December 2008
|1
|$24.99
|-
|'''Sony PlayStation - Game console - light gray
|4 November 2008
|1
|No
|-
|'''Sony PlayStation Bundle w. GT2 and MK Sub-Zero
|18 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|'''Sony PlayStation Bundle w. GT2, MK Sub-Zero & WWF'''
|11 November 2008
|5
|$45.99
|-
|'''Sony PlayStation w. Frogger
|19 July 2008
|3
|No
|-
|'''Sony PlayStation w. Mobil1 Rally & Champ Motocross'''
|10 August 2008
|4
|$45.99
|-
|'''Sony PSP - Handheld game system - piano black
|3 May 2009
|1
|No
|-
|'''Sony RM-YD010 Remote Control
|16 December 2008
|1
|$19.99
|-
|'''Street Fighter IV Ryu C.E. PS3 Figurine *RARE*
|5 March 2009
|1
|$17.50
|-
|'''Street Fighter IV Ryu C.E. PS3 Figurine *RARE*
|7 April 2009
|1
|$19.99
|-
|'''Super Mario 64 (Nintendo 64)
|15 July 2008
|1
|$15.50
|-
|'''TEXAS INSTRUMENTS TI-99/4A HOME COMPUTER NIB
|23 April 2008
|3
|$49.99
|-
|'''[[Transformers]] (2007, DVD)
|1 May 2008
|12
|$14.99
|-
|'''[[Transformers]] 2007 w. Final Battle Jazz Pontiac Soltice
|2 April 2008
|4
|No
|-
|'''[[Transformers|TRANSFORMERS]] Animated OPTIMUS PRIME Vs MEGATRON Figures
|23 June 2008
|4
|$19.99
|-
|'''[[Transformers]] Cybertron/Galaxy Force Starscream Loose
|14 April 2008
|1
|$39.99
|-
|'''[[Transformers]] Energon Megatron Loose
|14 April 2008
|18
|$24.99
|-
|'''Vantage Point (2008, Blu-ray Disc)
|26 December 2008
|2
|No
|-
|'''Vintage NES Power Pad'''
|14 April 2008
|6
|$19.99
|-
|'''WEDGWOOD PENNINE BROWN PLATE RARE AND RETRO
|15 July 2008
|6
|No
|-
|'''Western Digital Scorpio™ WD1200BEVS 120 GB SATA Hard...
|4 November 2008
|7
|$79.99
|-
|'''Willitts 1987 Carousel Memories HTF Two Horse Plate
|14 April 2008
|8
|No
|}

==See also==
*[[eBay]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]][[Category:Lists]]

PS3

2010-02-28T00:48:12Z

Elephant:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:Sony playstation 3.jpg|thumb|A life upgrade.]]

The [[Sony]] '''PlayStation 3''' is [[Chris]]'s "life upgrade." He wanted to win one in a contest, so he made [[Pixelated PS3|a video]] where he built one out of [[Pixelblocks]]. He would "throw out the cure for [[autism]]" for one.<ref>[[Pixelated PS3]]</ref> He eventually went ahead and bought one with taxpayer money from his [[monthly tugboat]], using one of his many collected credit cards.

==PlayStation Network==
[[Image:Etc playstation.PNG|thumb|Confirmation emails, a testament to Chris' financial responsibility.]]

Chris, being as irresponsible with money as he is, went into overdrive with this feature of the PS3's online capabilities. Chris has spent so much on the PSN it has contributed into most of the $2000 of his credit card debt (although this was during the [[Julie]] Saga). As of now that number <strike>could be lower or higher, but almost definitely</strike> is higher.

You might ask yourself how he could spend that much, and what he could spend it on. Chris seemingly buys everything possible, from game content to movies to several episodes of terrible harem [[anime]]. A list of Chris's PSN purchases reveals that he has even bought upgrades to games he doesn't even own.

=== Trophies ===

According to [http://profiles.us.playstation.com/playstation/psn/profiles/Sonichu PSN profile for Sonichu], as of January 31, 2010, Chris has 734 trophies. ''Note: Availability of Sonichu's trophy information is dependent on the proper functioning of the PlayStation Network. Information is not updated in real time.''

Chris is a trophy whore; often, when he plays a game, he plays the shit out of it. Although more than half his games are at or near 0%, the rest are closer to or at 100%.

The games he has over 50% progress so far include:

{| class="wikitable"
! Game
! Trophies acquired
! %
! Comments
|-
| ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]''
| 70
| 100%
| And he still can't coordinate his jumps, or design a good level. <strike>(Chris used to have 100% of this game's trophies, until new trophies were introduced in an update.)</strike>
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Linger In Shadows|Linger In Shadows]]''
| 16
| 100%
| Apparently, a demoscene production. ''Not'' remarkable. Most people already had 1000 gamerscore in ''[[wikipedia:Second Reality|Second Reality]]''. In 1993.
|-
| ''[[Sonic]]'s Ultimate Genesis Collection''
| 35
| 100%
| Another case of redundancy for most of the included games, especially the Sonic ones.
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:.detuned|.detuned]]''
| 10
| 100%
| Another demoscene production. Again, we'd allege that Chris wouldn't get too far in Farbrausch's more famous interactive entertainment prod ''.kkrieger'' - not to even mention the largely .famous ''.the .product'', dammit!
|-
| ''[[wikipedia:Mainichi Issho|Mainichi Issho]]''
| 7
| 100%
| A Japan-only release. Apparently just like ''[[Animal Crossing]]'', only more boring and even bigger of a grindfest.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: Monsters''
| 11
| 100%
| "Junior" says it all.
|-
| ''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam''
| 11
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Gunstar Heroes''
| 12
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Flower''
| 14
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Frogger Returns''
| 4
| 100%
|
|-
| ''Burnout Paradise''
| 93
| 91%
| It has cars. They can be driven. Chris thinks this game is up there among greatest games ever made, with likes of ''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time''.<ref>[[Brutal Legend Plus]]</ref>
|-
| ''Wheel of Fortune''
| 12
| 90%
| Truly, the apex of hi-def gaming.
|-
| ''Braid''
| 11
| 89%
| A game about a man who alters [[Time void|time]] to rescue his [[sweetheart]]. Note that the end of the game reveals the main character to be a [[Christian Weston Chandler|stalker]].
|-
| ''Sonic Unleashed''
| 37
| 75%
| Due to the trophy data not visible to the public and people reporting hearsay as fact, a lot of people were under assumption that Chris had 100% of trophies in ''Sonic 2006'' (which doesn't actually even have trophies). Now, we're equally perplexed by the fact that Chris has ''only'' 75% of trophies in a bona-fide Sonic 3D title.
|-
| ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]''
| 46
| 74%
| \m/ [[Britney Spears]]! \m/
|-
| ''Noby Noby Boy''
| 9
| 71%
|
|-
| ''Buzz!: Quiz TV''
| 16
| 61%
|
|-
| ''UNO''
| 10
| 52%
| Seriously?
|}

Comparing to the [[List of Chris's games|list of games he owns]], there's a bunch of them that he hasn't even booted up a single time. There are some games he has touched maybe once and then left to the wayside; for example, all of his ''BioShock'' trophies are from the beginning of the game, and he received all of them on October 23, 2008, over ''a couple of hours''. (The logical conclusion is that the second level of ''BioShock'' will ''blow your mind.'')

It has been alleged that Chris will download completed save files for games to unlock everything — to unlock all of the level creation items in LittleBigPlanet, for instance — so he might not even be any good at games he actually plays. (By sheer coincidence, borrow-a-save achievement grinding isn't possible on the [[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]]. Perhaps yet another reason Chris doesn't like it?)

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=== Hacking ===

As a result of his online notoriety, his poor choice of passwords, and his innate gullibility, Chris’s PlayStation Network account has been hacked or otherwise wrested from his control on multiple occasions. [[BlueSpike]], in his guise as Chris’s sweetheart Julie, was able to convince Chris to "share" his password in [[BlueSpike_PSN_Chat_3|February 2009]], and later used it as a wedge to control and torment Chris. Later, in the summer of 2009, [[Jack Thaddeus]] seized the account, resulting in the infamous [[Chris humps his PS3|eight minutes of console sex]] and detailed revelations concerning Chris’s insane online spending habits.

It’s hard to be certain regarding the disposition of Chris’s account at any given time, but chances are, if it hasn’t been hacked at the moment, it’s only a matter of time.

==Fanboyism==
{{quote|So… good reason to get a PlayStation 3 system… of at least 60 GB or higher! 'Cause, uh, y'know, they have four USB ports, the memory card slots, and able to access the Internet wirelessly. While 40 GB and lower: two USB ports, no memory card slots, and requires an Ethernet cable to connect to the Internet. And… LittleBigPlanet! And as you all know from my sponsorship video, ev— most of the videos I put up on YouTube were spon— were sponsored by Sony, and their PlayStation Eye, and their PlayStation 3.|[[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|Chris failing to tell us what the "good reason" is]]}}
{{quote|And yet, at the beginning, during the "Console War", I feel that I have chosen Truly Wise. Sony has truly helped this soul better his life, and many others as well. And with every new update, the PS3 and PSP grow more and more better alongside me. Playstaion isn't just a Station to Play, it's the station to Play and Truly Enrich Yourself. Higher Definition equals Better Points of View. Talking over the internet from a sancturious comfort is truly an enriching luxury. Now I have put behind me my regrets of Life without Playstation. And with Priceless Experiences, an honest sense of satisfaction. And a more mature winning attitude. Sony's Playstation 3 and Playstation Portable are Truly a place I can call... My Digital HOME. :D Happy Anniversary, Playstation 3; you are Truly the Best Life Upgrade Ever|Chris, fellating the faceless angel of overpriced electronics in [[PS3 History Level]] speech bubbles}}

[[Image:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|thumb|right|Chris's [[Vanity Plate of Fail|Sonichumobile]] camped outside a Playstation Cave]]
Chris pops giant boners for PS3. He makes trolls on /v/ look like mild enthusiasts with his hatred of the [[Hex Bawx]].

==Sexual attraction to PS3==
{{main|Chris humps his PS3}}

On 24th [[July 2009]], a video of Chris repeatedly assaulting his PS3 with his [[duck]] was leaked.

==Other oddities==

Chris appears to have put at least some of the games he has bought in blue Blu-Ray cases instead of keeping them in original retail cases.<ref>Seen, for example, in [[Brutal Legend]].</ref> He even does so in ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' advertisement. This peculiar practice is explained in Chris' [[PS3 History Level]]: Chris buys Blu-Ray game cases from eBay and switches them over because "It's THINNER than the Clear Original PS3 Disc Cases; MORE SHELF SPACE for MORE GAMES."

==See also==
*[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] - A video interview with Chris conducted over the PS3's video chat service.
*[[List of Chris's games]] - detailing his entire game collection.
*[[List of Chris's PSN video downloads]]
*[[List of Chris's PSN game downloads]]
*[[Pixelated PS3]] - Chris attempt to build one from [[Lego]] and [[Pixelblocks]].
*[[PS3 History Level]]
*[[PSEye]]
*[[PSP]]
*[[PSN Blogs]] - an archive of Chris's posts.
*[[Sonichu Home Club]] - because Chris loves Sony so much, he uses their ''Second Life'' ripoff.
*[[Sony]]
*[[Hex Bawx|Xbox 360]] - the Kryptonite of Chris's video gaming.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3WQ3QiJMWU Boyfriend-Free PS3]

[[Category:Things Chris has had Sex with]]
[[Category:Video Games]]
[[Category:Sony]]
[[Category:PS3]]

List of Chris's games

2010-02-28T00:43:20Z

Elephant:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|right|CWCki's American readers helped pay for this. Anyone else suddenly feel like cheating on their taxes?]]

This is a catalog of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] video game collection, based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''Barbie Game Girl''), and some are just...bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a Nintendo executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public PSN profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding PlayStation 3 collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

The damn slanderous [[trolls]] estimate that Chris and his family have spent well over $20,000 on video games... your tax dollars at work. As of 2010, for downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $3,500, and the toll surely continues to rise.

==The Games==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Platform
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|NES
|
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|Virgin Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|NES
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Sesame Street ABC''
|Hi-Tech
|NES
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|NES
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie: Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:A Boy and His Blob in The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|Virgin Interactive
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Darkwing Duck''
|Sunsoft
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]'''''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List_of_Fist_of_the_North_Star_video_games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Game Boy Camera (blue)''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Golf''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Kwirk''
|Acclaim
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Marble Madness''
|Mindscape
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man II''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Metroid II: Return of Samus''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers''
|Bandai
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Blue''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Red''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Qix''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Quarth''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Revenge of the Gator''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Turrican''
|Accolade
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Blast''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wave Race''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit?''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Yoshi''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|SNES
|
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Megan Man X''
|Capcom
|SNES
|Did he just write [[Megan]] Man?
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|SNES
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Lego Racers
|Lego Media
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mischief Makers
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko
|Crave
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Crystal
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Gold
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Silver
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Yellow
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|Game Boy Advance
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
||Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Emerald
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] FireRed
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ruby
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 2
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 3
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Battle
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Pinball Party
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''[[Chris and sex|BMX XXX]]
|Acclaim
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''MC Groovz Dance Craze
|MadCatz
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage Pickled Edition
|Warner Brothers
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Gems Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Heroes
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Riders
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Brain Age
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Feel the Magic XY/XX
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Dash
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Diamond
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pearl
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ranger
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trozei!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush Adventure
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] City Folk
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & Mario at the Olympic Games
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|Nintendo Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Bubsy
|Accolade
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Klax
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & Knuckles
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Spinball
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Toy Story
|Disney Interactive
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Drift 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Flashback: The Quest for Identity
|U.S. Gold
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Night Trap
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sewer Shark
|Sony Imagesoft
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] CD
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Toughman Contest
|Electronic Arts
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Sonic R
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|Sega Dreamcast
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Samba de Amigo
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Shuffle
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: Chef's Luv Shack
|Acclaim
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bloody Roar
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Hooters: Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|Pizza Hut Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spice World
|Psygnosis
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Disney Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Britney's Dance Beat
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Twinsanity
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Sony PlayStation 2
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] II
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] III
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Burn Zombie Burn
|Pinnacle
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Droplitz
|Atlus
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Fairytale Fights
|Playlogic
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Flower
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Frogger Returns
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Hits
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] World Tour
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust
|Funsta
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mega Man 9
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Mirror's Edge
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Unleashed
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Rub a Dub
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''UNO
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-

|''Brooktown High
|Konami
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Harvey Birdman - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals 2
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Wipeout Pure
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Saturday Night Live Collection - The Best of Chris Farley
|Lions Gate
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Superbad: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|}

==See also==
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''
*''[[Video games]]

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS

2010-01-10T20:10:39Z

Elephant:

{{quote|But, y'know, I wouldn't—I would not wear them on a daily basis I wear briefs. I wear regular briefs. And sometimes I do, uh, I get very [[stress]]ed out from, uh, [[Vivian Gee|people]] [[Kacey|who]] [[Bob Chandler|yell]] [[Liquid Chris|at]] [[Barbara Chandler|me]] or, uh, misunderstand me or [[trolls|talk bad about me]]. And, and, between that and other real-life stresses, uh, it just pen—it just builds up and sometimes uh, it just—I just have to—it just comes out and I sometimes accidentally, uh…poo my pants. But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime, I mean, pooed their childhood diapers, much less pooed their…underwear at least once in their lifetime. I mean, we're only human. Nothing to be ashamed of. And to those who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions.|[[Chris]] on his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS, [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|ECV 00095]] }}

[[Image:Autobiographical.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's gay evil twin shits himself and wets his pants.]]

'''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS''' is a troll colloquialism for Chris's [[Wikipedia:Fecal incontinence|fecal incontinence]] problem.

[[Stress]] (surprise, surprise) plays a large role in Chris's incontinence problems, as he has trouble controlling himself when under the hammer.

Chris is often expecting a fart when he suddenly realizes that the briefs that were so clean a moment ago are now DIRTY and CRAPPED.

In [[2009#March|March 2009]], [[Ivy]] alleged that Chris's claims of dirty, crapped briefs are not, as some argued, merely skid-marks in his undergarments (presumably to assert he wears briefs enough to have skid-marks in them) but rather he has problems controlling his sphincter and apparently is open about the fact presumably to gain pity. It was also alleged that Chris's doctor has been trying to get him to wear [[Butt garments|pads]], and that [[Barb]] is tired of having to wash his crapped underwear.

It is likely that his brief-crappings are chronic, as in the chat of 04 March 2009 with [[Julie]], Julie's brother [[Max]] asks Chris if he's crapped his briefs and he yells "MAYBE!" but then admits that he has indeed crapped his pants with a "...Yes."

On 28 April 2009, Chris admitted in [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video]] that he craps his pants when he's stressed and says that it's perfectly normal, comparing shitting his pants as a grown man with a baby defecating in its diaper.

On 2 December 2009, Chris refused to offer advice to a girl who suggested that she had some degree of fecal incontinence, claiming that the topic was personal, and that he refused to talk about it. Given Chris's gloried history of bad taste and indiscretion, this drawing a line between what is private and public could be a milestone.

Further evidence of Chris's discomfort in talking about the subject lies in his choice of dated vocabulary. Rather than calling toilets a "toilet" or a "john," Chris refers to them formally and in an antiquated fashion as "commodes." CRAPPED BRIEFS are a Personal Subject.

==Transcript==
 21:13 <@[[Clyde Cash|clydeC]]> YOU WANT A MAN DEEP INSIDE YOU
 21:13 <%[[Christian Weston Chandler|ChrisChanSonichu]]> That, sir is INCORRECT.
 21:13 <@clydeC> YOU WANT TO WEAR A BRA AND PANTIES
 21:13 <@clydeC> [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:ChrisMomsPanties.jpg OH WAIT, YOU HAVE!]
 21:13 <@clydeC> AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 21:13 <@[[BILLY_MAYS]]> ZING
 21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Clothing does not make a person.
 21:14 <@clydeC> THAT ISN'T CLOTHING CHRIS
 21:14 <@clydeC> IT IS YOUR DESIRE TO BE A GIRL
 21:14 <@clydeC> THAT IS SHOWING
 21:14 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Bras and Panties are considered UNDERWEAR, and UNDERWEAR is a type of CLOTHING.
 21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE
 21:14 <@BILLY_MAYS> T-SHIRT = CLOTHING, BRA = FEMALE SUPPORT GARMENT
 21:14 <@clydeC> LOOK, BRAS ARE FOR FEMALES
 21:14 <@clydeC> SO EXPLAIN THAT
 21:15 <@clydeC> AND SO ARE PANTIES, UNLESS YOU'RE GAY
 21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU ARE
 21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> Brief and Boxer = Clothing as well.
 21:15 <@clydeC> BUT THOSE ARE FOR GUYS
 21:15 <@clydeC> WHICH YOU DON'T WEAR APPARENTLY
 21:15 <@clydeC> BECAUSE YOU WEAR PANTIES
 '''21:15 <%ChrisChanSonichu> I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.'''
 21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WAIT
 21:15 <@clydeC> WHAT? CAN'T MAKE IT TO THE BATHROOM!?
 21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> YOU.... YOU....
 21:15 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHAT
 21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU OFFER THAT INFORMATION
 21:16 <%ChrisChanSonichu> at those times, it mostly slipped out without my knowledge.
 21:16 <@BILLY_MAYS> OH JESUS CHRIST NO
 21:16 <@clydeC> WOW, YOU'RE EVEN MORE PATHETIC THAN I IMAGINED
 21:16 <@clydeC> YOU'RE STILL IN THE CLOSET, AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR BOWELS

==Sources==

*[[IRC_(20_January_2009)|Complete transcript of the chat containing the revelation]]

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms|Dirty Crapped Briefs]]

2003

2010-01-10T19:55:38Z

Elephant:

[[Image:0606-CWC21-2.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2003''', on his 21st birthday..]]
[[Image:0603-CWC21Note.jpg|thumb|It was a complete [[fail|disaster]].]]
[[Image:056-CWCHedgeBoys1.jpg|thumb|Early version of the [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] debut album, recorded on '''21 August 2003'''.]]
[[Image:424-CWC%26SNHLifeShares.jpg|thumb|On '''13 October 2003''', Chris drew [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].]]
The year '''2003''' is the year that [[Christian Weston Chandler]] turned 21 years old. This year marks Chris's realization that he needed a girlfriend, and began his [[Love Quest]], essentially starting him down the long and winding road that lead him to his bizarre and unreal current state.

==Events of 2003==
* Spring - Christian starts approaching girls at [[PVCC]], but they all say they have boyfriends.
* Summer - Christian starts his [[Love Quest]]. One day, he approaches [[Anna McLerran|a girl]] who says she is a lesbian. He is repulsed.

===February===
* February 10 - Christian writes "[[my big 18th party (story)|my big 18th party]]". A short account of his 18th birthday.
* February 24 - Christian's 21st birthday. It was "not so great" because he got [[Piedmont Virginia Community College#Kicked Out of English|kicked out of English class]]. (However, later Chris atmitted that this was mostly his own fault.)
* February 25 - Chris realises he needs a female sweetheart.

===April===
* April 10 - Christian writes "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", the [[Sonichu]] story.

===June===
* June - Chris starts working as a salesman for [[Cutco]] cutlery.

===July===

* July 10 - Chris writes in his guestbook AGAIN as [[Ricardo]], saying that his site rocks!

===August===
* August - Christian officially starts his sweetheart-search. He makes his first [[sign]], stating that he is looking for a [[boyfriend-free girl]].
* August 21 - [[Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] record their debut album.

===September===
* September - Chris stops working for [[Cutco]].

===October===
* October 2 - Christian writes [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]].
* October 7 - [[Mary Lee Walsh]] confronts Chris and rips his sign up.
* October 13 - Christian writes and draws [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]].

===November===
* November 4 - Christian writes the poem "[[saddest heart in the world (poem)|saddest heart in the world]]".
* November 12 - Chris starts keeping a diary in ''[[Animal Crossing]]''.
* November 22 - In his ''Animal Crossing'' diary, Chris writes about "That medeling [sic] Mary Lee Walsh, crushing his dream of finding a girlfriend".
* November 22 - Christian shoots his [[Animal Crossing Documentary]].

===December===

* December 4 - The first known trolling of Chris occurs when "a hot redhead" writes in his guestbook saying that she will meet him outside of [[PVCC]] next week.

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

Asperchu/Background

2010-01-10T19:54:40Z

Elephant:

[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|right|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself.]]
{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of rejection, tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love.

Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic bizzaro Chris.|An anon on /cwc/, summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}

{{quote|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a Parody of a Sonichu with aspergers, which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like autism, then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|[[Chris]] on Asperchu, [[Mailbag 24]]}}

'''Asperchu''' is a [[parody]] of [[Sonichu]] detailing the zany misadventures of Asperchu, the electric hedgehog [[Pokemon]] with <strike>[[autism|high functioning autism]]</strike> [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here], its homepage is [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/ here] and the /cwc/ thread can be found [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/5448.html here]. The creator of this delightful series sometimes forgets to upload a page or two in chronological order, but this is due to his Asperger's Syndrome affecting his memory.

Notably, it has a brief mention on [[CWCipedia]] in Chris's list of Sonichu parodies.

==Protagonists==
===Asperchu===

[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu.]]

One day, Sonichu wandered into a stall the bathroom at the Minneapolis International Airport. While tapping his foot underneath the wall of the stall next to him, he accidentally brushed his foot against that of a man who had Aspergers Syndrome; the resulting union birthed the lovable hero we all know today.

Asperchu grew up in Minnesota, where he attended Catholic school for 12 years (it would have been 13 but he was allowed to skip 1st grade due to how high-functioning he was even as a young child); he currently considers himself to be a non-denominational christian who follows the Word of GodJesus with his sound mind and heart. Asperchu's father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late 2003 and he hasn't been seen since. Asperchu currently lives in Eden Prairie, Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu. When not working hard on Youtube videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his Xbox 360 or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends Normandale Community College with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin, where he is pursuing an associates degree in Radiologic Technology.

His dreams lie outside of religion or career, however: He is currently on a Love Quest to obtain a gal-pal who he can build into a sweetheart from the ground up. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. Although he is normally a humble and empathic person, he has been known to let his goal-oriented mental block get the best of him, such as during his endeavor to prove that
he is the only true and honest christian.

Asperchu is a high-functioning electric/aspergers hedgehog pokemon. He has no electric-type attacks; however, his aspergers-type attacks do double damage against autistic-type pokemon. His strongest attack is the Asperhameha, which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing mental blocks of their own.

===Sonichu===

[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu.]]

The brother, father (technically, one of two fathers), hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance. Sonichu shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the Troll Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a late night snuggling rendezvous. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of the state of Virginia, on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of Aspergers Syndrome as a component of the Autism Spectrum.

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===Max===

[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick.]]

One of Asperchu's best friends. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them.

===Jivin Pickles===

[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here.]]

The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's black best friend who is black. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his Love Quest, although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward gal-pals, while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of Christmas, Jivin celebrates Kwanzaa. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black.

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==Villainous trolls==

===Lisa===

[[Image:PrincessLisa.jpg|thumb|left|She will break your Heart Level.]]

A girl who attends Normandale Community College, Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King; she agreed. However, her plan all along was to embarrass Asperchu by substituting herself with an overweight ginger girl and video taping it for display on her blog, and then purloin Asperchu's Medallion of Power in order to gain access to his Magic. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals, which temporarily broke Asperchu's Heart Level down to about 40%. She is the person responsible for inciting Asperchu to create his own Youtube account so that he could make war on Trolls far and wide. She appears to be in the employ of a mysterious Troll Lord, to whom she delivered the Medallion.

===Radar===

[[Image:GJ-Radar.jpg|thumb|He has GodJesus in his heart. Do you?]]

GJ-Radar, known as John to people who aren't Asperchu. A Born-Again Baptist from rural Texas, he and his fiance Kendra traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's Youtube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. They promptly began proselytizing their particular brand of Christianity to all who would hear. Soon John confronted Asperchu and demanded he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a Youtube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. Asperchu set the rules of the Youtube Triathlon: Each participant would have to sing their favorite Bible hymn, tell their favorite parable of GodJesus, and display the potency of their GodJesus Magic; the winner would be determined by viewers. Asperchu lost the first two components to John while the third was a draw because Asperchu's Magic only managed to damage his Xbox camera, while John refused to attempt such abhorrent shamanism; John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened.

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==Supporting characters==
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==Style==
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{{protip|COGSDEV SAYS: account creation [for [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]] totally disabled for now because i'm getting tired of people registering over and over thinking it'll get them approved faster 

if your account was deactivated and you want it back, don't ask me on my cwcki talk page, ask someone in the [[IRC:Contents|irc channel]]}}

'''Be sure to read the archives before posting.'''

[[User:Cogsdev/Archive 1]]

==A few things==
I've been helping [[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] with image optimization, and in the process, I've come across a few things.
# Wondering if I could have file deletion privileges, so Fs doesn't have to keep checking my userpage and deleting everything for me?
#Is there an "images marked for deletion" tag or something, so we can discuss and get rid of files that don't serve any purpose here? [[:Image:LoriLopez.jpg|Example]] (Uploaders may dispute/defend the merit of the image if they wish.)
#I'm thinking maybe we should have a limit to the number of 'vanity' images you can upload for (specifically) your userpage.
#Similarly, it seems a lot of people upload their fanart just to share it, but they only put it in [[:Category:Fan art]] and don't link it anywhere else. I'm pretty sure CWCki isn't intended to be a dump-all for CWC-related art. That's what [[ED]] (lol) and [[DeviantArt]] are for. And the torrent.
#Lastly, is it really necessary to keep the userpages of vandals like [[User:Sean Connery]] and [[User:CWCki is Communism]]? Couldn't we just delete them and then block them from re-creation?
--[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 20:14, 6 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Not to be rude, but allow me to answer some of these:
:#I'll think about it. There's already a lot of admins/jerkops and most of them really don't need to do anything, even in a case of vandalism.
:#Just use the regular deletion tag, that works fine.
:#I think most people are good about vanity images. If there's someone who abuses this, an admin or jerkop can say something.
:#The whole idea of the Fan index is to provide a place for people to display their Sonichu/Chris related fan art where people will notice it (as opposed to being drowned in a sea of Sonic recolors on DeviantArt) since PVCC has closed account registration and that's where most people would go to post their fan art. Ideally, we should find ways to incorporate fan art into articles.
:#Eh, it's a good way to shame them. If it gets to be a problem, we'll delete them then.
:Okay, that's all I can think of for now since I need to get some sleep. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:56, 11 October 2009 (CEST)
::*On the note of number 5, I think posting a message saying "BANNED" like we have is sufficient. It's not necessary to make a tribute like [[ED]] or a [http://wiki.patrioticnigras.org/wiki/User:Lolatthefactyouthinkyoucanstopme total Arc De Fail like we do on the Patriotic Nigra Wiki.] --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 09:22, 26 November 2009 (CET)[[Image:Anonlaugh.png|50px]]

==Resource Leak==
I could be wrong, but it seems that thumbnails aren't auto-generated. Rather, they are stored server-side for use in a page. The problem is, the thumbnails are horrible space wasters.
[[:Image:Soldier of Love and Honesty.png|This image]] is 11.4kb, however, the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/thumb/b/b9/Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png/200px-Soldier_of_Love_and_Honesty.png 200px thumbnail] is 77.6 kb! This seems to be caused by the severe artifacting of the white background in the thumbnail. I don't know if there's anything you can do about this, but I thought I'd let you know. The original image could actually be trimmed to a 200px width without losing any of the art itself. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 23:00, 17 October 2009 (CEST)
*yeah, it's an issue with the image library we're using. i don't think there's really anything i can do about that, but i wouldn't worry too much, we should have more than enough space to accommodate thumbnails. i really do wish we could use imagemagick, though, so we wouldn't have this problem... --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 23:13, 17 October 2009 (CEST)

==Destin==
I made a mistake and misread Destin's edits. I have already apologized to him. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 11:13, 24 October 2009 (CEST)

== My Ban ==

First things first, I suppose. I'll say that I do feel kind of bad about how I reacted to your claims yesterday, Ms. Dev. My reaction was unncessarily aggressive, and I certainly could have defended myself in a much more appropriate way. So, I'm sorry. I apologize for my unruly response and my claim that you and your co-mods had failed.

However, I'm not quite finished with what I have to say. I find it kind of asinine that you banned me, and ''then'' you came to my discussion page to apologize to me. While I would like to accept your apology, doing that makes it awful difficult for me to take your apology seriously. I accept FS's, and I would accept Champ's, too, if he gave one (though he doesn't really have much to apologize for), but that's because they didn't go ahead and ban me before apologizing.

That said, I think your reaction to ''my reaction'' is fairly ridiculous, too. You make little sense, and I think you merely banned me because you didn't like being told off. You claim that this Wiki is to document Chris, not mock him? Straight from the article entitled "A Quick Guide to CWCki":

"So, you wish to edit the wiki on the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild?"

This isn't mocking? After reading that, I clicked the "random page" button twice, and I ended up on the page called "CWCipedia", and found the sentence "CWCipedia also serves as the ultimate test of the use of MediaWiki software and software usability, in which it strives to create a platform that even a autistic manchild/lazy fuck can easily use." After reading something like that, I think it's an exceptional load of crap that you're trying to act like this site is designed to document him. It's designed to have laughs at his expense, and you know damn well that it is.

And why should you care if ''I'' bash him, anyway? After, I'm merely adding to the humor of the site and doing what I'm encouraged to do in the "Quick Guide" section named "POV is the norm" where it says:

"CWCki's guide is to document the Internet phenomena of Chris-chan for troll purposes. Given that the manchild has clearly shown to be racist, homophobic, and just plain perverted, not to mention he proclaims himself to be some sort of celebrity, it's only fair he gets the negative criticism that comes with being a celebrity.

So go ahead, bash him."

As I've pointed out, you don't stop anyone else. In fact, you encourage them. Well, in all fairness, I won't repeat the mistake that you made with me, and, as a result, I won't claim that you wrote that, considering that the history of the page seems to suggest otherwise. But... you don't seem to mind your co-moderators writing it in as a policy for ''your Wiki''.

Anyway, I made a Chris-bashing edit to a page (which no on else deemed irrelevant enough to have it removed), and, after a load of drama, I'm in the wrong for making that edit? That's horse shit. On top of claiming that you're not here to mock him (which I've already refuted, as far as I'm concerned), you say that I should make more relevant edits. That's also horse shit. I have no obligation to you to make edits how ''you'' see fit. You put people under no obligation to edit the things you want editted whom simply read the Wiki and lurk. But, when people come along, and stop lurking for a bit to add to the humor of the site, they automatically become your minions? That's bullshit. I have no more or less obligation to you than the average lurker; you don't pay me, you don't give me ''exceptional'' priveleges, and I don't want you to do either. I just want to have some fun here and enjoy the site, and my enjoyment doesn't seem to have detracted from the goal of the Wiki in any way. CWCki really isn't serious business, and I'm sure you don't need me to explain that to you. So... I fail to accept the idea that my edit was not acceptable by your Wiki's standards. As I said earlier, I think you're just making stuff up to justify banning me for telling you off.

All-in-all, my point is this: on top of the fact that your reasons for banning me seem to be either petty, hyprocritical, or both, you're also not going to stop me from making edits to your Wiki by banning me. I'm not even writing these from my normal residence. Plus, there are plenty of proxies, and there are many of other places I can go to get new IPs and make edits, if I so desire. So... we can come to terms on this, and move on, or we can keep playing the pointless ban game, and, well, I'm done rambling here for now. It's your turn to play.

D-Dizzle, fa reeeeel
--[[User:RevengeOfTheDestinMan|RevengeOfTheDestinMan]] 21:01, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*well, three things to note, then:
# [[CWCki:CWCki_is#CWCki_is_not_ED]]. we aren't here to mock, we're here to let chris speak for himself.
# as you said, it's my wiki. so, i determine what is acceptable and what is not. i didn't have a problem with you, until you decided to disregard my advice, and told me that you'd continue making what are ultimately pointless edits. i don't like making things into serious business, but when you start being deliberately annoying, then we have a problem.
# i won't look around for any new accounts you make on proxies, but i will be banning this one for ban evasion. you were banned for being a faggot. sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here". if you want your first account unbanned, do something to impress champthom and then ask him nicely
so long as you aren't being a vandal or a faggot, we won't have any further problems. now stop acting like you have any rights around here, it's my site and i'll do whatever the fuck i want to do --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 21:52, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*
# You and I both know that this one isn't true. That's why this Wiki exists while CWCipedia exists. In fact, I remember reading about that somewhere on this site, probably on the CWCipedia page, but I don't care enough to wave it in your face, because we all know that this was made so Chris ''wouldn't'' get to always have his say. ...Quit trying to pass this off as some noble effort.
# I disregarded your advice because it was unwarranted. You have no ''logical'' grounds (though powertrip grounds may apply) to expect some random person to edit things pages that you want them to. Also, as I said, you defy logic by only seeming to care when ''I'' make minor edits, and never when anyone else does. Anyway, why the hell would I want to make major contributions when I get bitched at for making meager efforts? And... as for me being deliberately annoying... honestly? I was refuting the accusations of you and two other moderators. Is it really so annoying to point out that you guys made a mistake? Or was it my irritated tone that was so annoying (and that only occurred once)? Now, I can be a real son of a bitch asshole fucktard vandal if I want to be. I won't. I'm not that way, so I'll spare you and your mods the tedium of chasing through articles to fix edits, but you find me (though angrily) telling you that you were wrong in accusing me to be annoying? Yeah, I guess maybe it ''is'' annoying to realize that you made a mistake, and that this person isn't being totally pleasant with you about it, but there are ways to deal with annoyances (especially fairly minor ones) that are far more logical than banning the person responsible. Yes, I know you have the grand power to kick people off of your Wiki, but, again, I ask that you consider this in ''logical'' terms, where banning people for minor annoyances makes for a tense community. Now, since we've already discussed your amount of power, I suppose you can have a tense community if you really want one, but I doubt you really do want that, and you're only making things worse by the way you keep acting about this. I was hoping you wouldn't react like this to my post here, but... you do make things ever so complicated for both of us....
# 'sure, we made a mistake, so you tell us so. you don't "tell [us] off" if you "just want to have some fun here".' As I thought I made clear, I'm sorry about "telling you off". There's no need to bring that up any more. I'm sorry about it. Chiding me more for it doesn't make me any more sorry. I admit that that was my mistake. However, I think you're confused if you think I was doing it to have some fun. When I was talking about having fun here, I was talking about my edit to the video. I don't bitch at people for fun. Well... maybe... but not in this case. And, yes, you're right. I have no rights here. However, I merely suggest that maybe you treat people as though they do have some rights. It's just a suggestion. It makes your place more enjoyable for everyone, though maybe you don't care about that so much. Once I get back to my normal residence, though, I can easily circumvent your system without you ever realizing. And, in spite of all your hateful rage and rights-denying, I can actually become a valid member of your Wiki (if I actually wanted that). Hell, I could become your best friend if I really wanted to. Imagine that! Me and you, total pals! What a tight-knit posse we could make! Oh, the adventures we'd have! Games of kickball at the park. Tossing a frisbee in a field! Raiding caves for secret treasure! Why, we'd be like Bonnie and Clyde (Cash). Really, imagine that! That's how close we could get, without you ever realizing (though... don't take this the wrong way; I worry that I'm starting to sound like Chris). You get my point... well... assuming you understand that these sentences are drenched with sarcasm. So, yes, do as you please, but your efforts to ban me are pointless, and I really think it's very much in your benefit to act a bit more rationally here, because I really don't think that continuing to ban me and chide me is going to make you look better. I mean... banning me for ban evasion of a ban that I didn't deserve in the first place doesn't really make sense. Please, just think about it a bit. G'day, ma'am. --[[User:MoreDestination|MoreDestination]] 22:29, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*Sweet Jesus, why didn't you just let it go. Now you are starting some talkpage war over a privately owned wiki about a retarded manchild cause you disagree about how a misunderstanding was handled. Do you want to edit or not? You either edit here and have fun with us or fuck off. Most people find the process pretty simple: Document Chris while being factual yet snarky. Is that so hard? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:40, 24 October 2009 (CEST)
*There's subtle mocking which is what we do, versus outright "DO IT FOR THE LULZ" sort of mocking ED does. CWCki is relied upon moreso than ED because we don't so much go out of our way to be funny, we focus more on documenting and in documenting Chris, we mock him by pointing out his personal flaws and how fucked up he is. It's a different sort of humor.
:Really, people (and I'm addressing this not just to Destin but everyone reading this), if you ever feel angry about something on CWCki, shut off your computer and take a walk or at least play a game or something like that. Then remind yourself you're getting angry over a wiki about an autistic manchild.
:If this is over the "Jew" thing in [[I Love You Kacey]], I'll tell you what I object about it - it is making a misleading transcript to make a nod at someone. If Chris actually said "Jew," that's alright and yes, Chris does have a tendency to slur "you" so it sounds like "jew" because he's attempting to say "you' in a cutsy way. But that's kinda overdoing it. Maybe if Chris actually says Jew, then it'd be an appropriate nod - it's like how there's an Anonymous quote which the link of Anonymous links to our [[User:Anonymous|beloved #1 user]] (seriously, he's the only dude who registered before me but after cogs).
:Words of wisdom - don't mess with cogs, anyone who knows her well like I do would advise similarly. Ultimately, it's her website and she has the final say. I don't always agree with cogs but I do respect her decisions as founder and I generally avoid trying to undo what she does because that would set a bad precedent. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:15, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Okay, I forgot about Fuckingstupid saying he made a mistake. I've made a similar mistake too before about accusing someone for a bad edit. It happens, we're only human. But really, don't freak out - just say "I believe you're mistaken" and show them. Bitching only makes things worse and makes people less sympathetic to your case, even if you are right. In any case, I wanted to air about the Jew thing.
::Likewise, this is in general, let's try and not bite people's head off in letting them know about bad edits. [[Wikipedia:Don't_bite_the_newcomer|This]] is a decent guide at Wikipedia's approach at this sort of thing and I think it's alright. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:22, 25 October 2009 (CEST)
:::*Exactly, I made a mistake and now we are all paying for it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 01:34, 25 October 2009 (CEST)

*destin, you don't quite seem to understand a simple rule of the internet. i own this website. therefore, any ban i hand out is justified, no matter what you might think. rather than bitching on and on about how it's an unjust ban and evading and so forth, you should instead be accepting the ban as valid and working to correct your behaviour, if you wish to contribute. i've told you already: if you give us something useful, we'll unban you. simple, right? we've discussed this more than enough. any further comments from you will be considered vandalism and reverted. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:05, 25 October 2009 (CET)

:*You should have a ban evasion sub-page so the rest of us don't have to scroll through this tl;dr nonsense lol --15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Request ==
A friend of mine was interesting in joing the PVCC.
So, can he join?--[[User:Gourmetpickle|Gourmetpickle]] 22:27, 26 October 2009 (CET)
*probably not, i don't know who he is --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:59, 26 October 2009 (CET)

== How about all videos in one template? ==

There are 4 or so right now. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:56, 28 October 2009 (CET)
*wha...? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 18:01, 28 October 2009 (CET)

Captain's log, game videos, other vides, music videos, I'm on TV. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 18:14, 28 October 2009 (CET)

:*Sonijew, that's the big plan I was hinting at before when I responded to your complaint over me splitting off the game videos. Have patience! I'm working on just such a template piece-by-piece! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:42, 28 October 2009 (CET)

== Hi, regarding renaming/recategorizing pages ==

[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 5th, 2009]] should be [[Gaybian videos]] and in Clyde Cash videos. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:27, 31 October 2009 (CET)

And the similar thing for [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009]] too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 08:46, 31 October 2009 (CET)

:*I'll see what I can zap up for ya... :3 [[User:Llort|Llort]] 19:19, 31 October 2009 (CET)

[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 12th, 2009]] is no Captain's Log too. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 16:42, 3 November 2009 (CET)

==Re; player plugin==
[[Image:Awesome micro.png|Awesome]], I'll get to work on gathering clips and putting together a tutorial page. --[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 15:35, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Cogs ==

Ahoy, I want to finally join PVCC in the interest of gathering more information to help me write moar CWCki, and I figured you were the one to pester about how to go about doing this. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:10, 7 November 2009 (CET)
*Unless account activation just ''happens'' to be totally deactivated which I now notice at the top of the page. FML --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 23:12, 7 November 2009 (CET)

==Succession template==

The changes that you made to [[Template:Succession]] caused existing instances of the template to stop functioning properly. I tried a couple times to remove what looked to me to be redundant or erroneous code, but I still couldn't get the template working again. Do you think you might be able to fix whatever went haywire? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:56, 10 November 2009 (CET)
*check the template page. previously, the parameters weren't named, it decided which was which based on its number. if you want to save time, i'd recommend using the template in a new template and set the prevlink and nextlink parameters as {{{1}}} and {{{2}}} respectively - that way, you won't have to enter all the parameters every time, just enter {{NewTemplate|Previous Article|Next Article}} and it'll be fine. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 11:20, 10 November 2009 (CET)

==I have a Question==
Is it true you're a girl?--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 23:30, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*If you look inside your heart, you will find the answer. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)

I have one too: Who is the Sysop on Cwcipedia? Is it you? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:56, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*Cogs and myself share Sysop privileges but I only intervene when necessary, such as when she posted a card image that only a troll would have had access to, since it came from the leaked [[Scrapbook of Fail]] or when I recommended that Chris do a heart level thing (which a CWCkipedian came up with) or when I moved a message Cogs posted to the top since Chris is a lazy ass who wouldn't see it at the bottom. But otherwise, yeah, it's cogs 99% of the time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:47, 21 November 2009 (CET)
**I think Champthom and Cogsdev are a pretty brave guy, ethy wade through unfiltered Chris everyday and dosen't afaraid of insanity.--[[User:Sonichuistehcool|Sonichuistehcool]] 03:53, 21 November 2009 (CET)
**clyde has access too, he's been helping with the mailbag shit --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 22:13, 21 November 2009 (CET)

== [[My big 18th party (story)]] ==

Could you please remove the (story) from this title? There's no need for it. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 05:15, 3 December 2009 (CET)
*Oh, and please to be moving [[R.L.Stine]] to [[R.L. Stine]]. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 17:22, 3 December 2009 (CET)
:*Mucho grassy ass. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 23:48, 3 December 2009 (CET)

== Sig. Images ==

Do you know if there's a way I can make my little image after my signature automatic without typing the code after every signature? Let me know if you know how or who I should talk to. --[[User:Anon1Guardian|Anon1Guardian]] 23:28, 5 December 2009 (CET)[[Image:anonlaugh.png|50px]]
* [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Help/Markup#Customized_sigs ED has some info on customizing sigs] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 20:20, 6 December 2009 (CET)

== Taxpayermoney ==

You did realize my edit to {{tl|Taxpayermoney}} was to remove a redlinked category, right? I have since made the category, so we both win. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 07:12, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*huh? the purpose of my edit was to remake the whole template in wikitext, you made the edit after i started editing but before i hit submit. also what's up with [[Template:tl]], you link to a template like this:

<nowiki>[[Template:Taxpayermoney]]</nowiki>
i think i added that template because some weird wikipedia template depended on it. oh well, guess i'll leave it there, don't want to break anything
--[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)

==Problem with page titles==
Some people are complaining about page titles, like apparently they've suddenly broken. For instance, Pokemon (with the dash over the e) suddenly turned into '''PokÃ©mon.''' Same deal with Regime Fil Aimes. Sounds more like a technical MediaWiki deal, any idea what's going on? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:32, 10 December 2009 (CET)
*probably a database error. i imagine it has something to do with unicode, so maybe it should be policy to only use ordinary characters(i.e., no accents) in page titles? --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 06:29, 11 December 2009 (CET)
**If that's going to be a problem, be sure to change [[Naïve]] --[[User:Megaman|''Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 07:20, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*Since this is old news, I removed the brackets from the word 'PokÃ©mon,' to get it off the "Wanted Pages" list. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 23:49, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== Proofreading ==

Any chance we could organize some sort of proofreading drive? I've noticed far too many typos and grammatical errors in the articles, not to mention bad wiki formatting. (For instance, the proper way to bold the text at the start of an article is <nowiki>'''like this'''</nowiki>, but most articles have it <nowiki>[[like this]]</nowiki> instead.) [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 08:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*With authority granted to me by my admin powers, I hereby dub you Head Grammar Nazi in charge of The Final Solution to addressing the grammar problem on CWCki. [[:CWCki:Operation Grammatification]] is yours to do with as you will to organize a proofreading drive. You have also been cleared for Super High Priority on the [[:CWCki:Priority Listing|priority list]].

:Also, what's the dillio with the bolding? I mean, if you're referring to the article name, you can do that because 1) it's the article itself and 2) it saves a few bits because it takes one less character to do it and 3) it works. Perhaps our resident [[User:Wwwwolf|wiki <strike>pedo</strike> wizard]] can clear it up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:25, 11 December 2009 (CET)

:*Proofreading drive?! To me, that's virtually pornographic. ''Definitely'' fap-worthy. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 08:48, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*I created [[CWCki:Operation Grammatification]]. Care to help me shill it? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:17, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*P.S. Do I need to be a jerkop to have pagemove rights? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 19:32, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:**I will gladly assist you, good sir. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 21:03, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*can people please stop using html for tables? wiki tables exist for a reason, please [http://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Help:Table learn to use them] --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 02:18, 12 December 2009 (CET)

== Re: PVCC logo ==

Here's a link to the PVCC logo in illustrator format.[http://www.4shared.com/file/137811560/b1a824eb/PVCClogosmall.html] It's free use(libre) if that wasn't already implied, sorry for taking so long to respond, har. Drop me a message if you want anything else vectorized or whatever. --[[User:Ror|Ror]] 19:52, 15 December 2009 (CET)

==Steam==
Do you manage the Steam PVCC user group, and if so, are there any requirements to join? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 12:43, 27 December 2009 (CET)

==Emails sent to chris.==
If you are the sysop of cwcipedia, please include my newest email sent to him, on Jan 7. The text can be found on my user page.

==Asperpedia Ad for intro image==
http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/3276/asperpediaad.jpg
Idea:
1. Replace "introduction image"
2. Protect image so can't be replaced or reuploaded
3. Profit
[[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 03:05, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Cogsdev

2010-01-10T03:04:30Z

Elephant:

SingStar Challenge Round 4

2010-01-05T07:42:57Z

Elephant: /* IBAChandler's Entry */

The '''fourth round''' of the [[SingStar Challenge]] involved [[IBAChandler]] singing "The Touch" by Stan Bush alongside [[CChanSonichuCWC]] covering "Think Twice" by Eve 6.

__TOC__

==IBAChandler's Entry==
IBAChandler did a fourth video for the challenge, because he hasn't failed enough in the first three videos apparently. This song was "The Touch" by Stan Bush, from the [[Transformers|Transformers: The Movie]] soundtrack. Only fitting, because Chris certainly does have [[Megan|the touch!]] The Impostor makes no comments before or after the song, however, he occasionally closes his eyes, touches his heart, or raises his hand, for dramatic effect. With moist cheeks and sniffles, at several points in the vidya, the Fat Impostor seems close to tears and being choked up- reportedly, this video took place just after an angry, berating call from [[Kacey]].

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = "The Touch"
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rxeVfjTfoFQ}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 04 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] [[Music]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Classicshirt.png]] The Classic
| previous = [[CWC_-_Hand_Drawn_Original| Hand Drawn Original]]
| next = [[For_Kacey_from_CWC| For Kacey]]
}} </center>

==CChanSonichuCWC's Entry==
CChanSonichuCWC responds to the challenge and also gives Chris the song he should sing next: "Smell your Dick" by Riskay.

<center>
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "Think Twice"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Wt1ZeZpGzpQ}}
| Stardate = 04 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Heaven]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Lift Up Your Eyes]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
[''Inhales''] Hello Ian, this one's for you. [''CChanSonichuCWC sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6''] You better watch your back.

[''Video jumps'']

And the final song to you to sing will be entitled "Smell your Dick", by huh, by Riskay. And you-and you have to sing the whole thing. You have-you can't change 'cause that's cheating and that's adlibbing, you have to sing the real thing. Mmm, yeah sing it like a man if you-if you want to win the competition. Peace. [''makes a peace sign with right hand''].

{{SingStarChallenge}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:SingStar Challenge]]

SingStar Challenge Round 4

2010-01-05T07:38:45Z

Elephant: /* IBAChandler's Entry */

The '''fourth round''' of the [[SingStar Challenge]] involved [[IBAChandler]] singing "The Touch" by Stan Bush alongside [[CChanSonichuCWC]] covering "Think Twice" by Eve 6.

__TOC__

==IBAChandler's Entry==
IBAChandler did a fourth video for the challenge, because he hasn't failed enough in the first three videos apparently. This song was "The Touch" by Stan Bush, from the [[Transformers|Transformers: The Movie]] soundtrack. Only fitting, because Chris certainly does have [[Megan|the touch!]] The Impostor makes no comments before or after the song, however, he occasionally closes his eyes, touches his heart, or raises his hand, for dramatic effect. At several points in the vidya, the Fat Impostor seems close to tears- reportedly, this video took place just after an angry, berating call from [[Kacey]].

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = "The Touch"
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rxeVfjTfoFQ}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 04 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] [[Music]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Classicshirt.png]] The Classic
| previous = [[CWC_-_Hand_Drawn_Original| Hand Drawn Original]]
| next = [[For_Kacey_from_CWC| For Kacey]]
}} </center>

==CChanSonichuCWC's Entry==
CChanSonichuCWC responds to the challenge and also gives Chris the song he should sing next: "Smell your Dick" by Riskay.

<center>
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "Think Twice"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Wt1ZeZpGzpQ}}
| Stardate = 04 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Heaven]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 5#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|Lift Up Your Eyes]]
}}
</center>

===Transcript===
[''Inhales''] Hello Ian, this one's for you. [''CChanSonichuCWC sings "Think Twice" by Eve 6''] You better watch your back.

[''Video jumps'']

And the final song to you to sing will be entitled "Smell your Dick", by huh, by Riskay. And you-and you have to sing the whole thing. You have-you can't change 'cause that's cheating and that's adlibbing, you have to sing the real thing. Mmm, yeah sing it like a man if you-if you want to win the competition. Peace. [''makes a peace sign with right hand''].

{{SingStarChallenge}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category:SingStar Challenge]]

Nathanael Greene Elementary School

2010-01-05T07:30:23Z

Elephant: /* Why Chris Left */

[[Image:Nathaniel Greene School.jpg|thumb|Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Standardsville]]

[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] is an elementary school in [[Wikipedia:Standardsville, Virginia|Stanardsville, Virginia]], a 192 acre (77.7 hectares) town (to put that in perspective, [[Wikipedia:Cuyamaca Community College|this community college]] is about the same size as the whole fucking town), which basically consists of a highway intersection. It's named for the [[Wikipedia:American Revolutionary War|Revolutionary War]] hero [[Wikipedia:Nathanael Greene|Nathanael Greene]]. [[Chris]] attended [[Wikipedia:Fourth grade|fourth-grade]] classes at this school. To this day he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathan'''i'''el Greene," so he obviously learned a lot there!

Chris was pulled out of the school by [[Bob]] after telling him that he had become [[homo|homophobic]] due to sitting on the (supposedly) homosexual [[Principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School|principal]]'s lap (srsly). His later hate for [[homos]] can be traced back to this incident,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]</ref> despite being far too young at the time (especially for a sheltered retard) to know what homosexuality even was.

{{quote|they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha--with, uh holding my wrists and my ankles|Chris on his teachers and principals<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>}}

Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]] court. After the school board threatened to (allegedly) lock Chris away, his family moved to [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>

==Why Chris Left==
{{quote|There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, the patient's father moved them to Richmond, Virginia.|Jeff Raynor, M.D.<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref>}}

The newly released [[Autism papers]] confirm the fact that Chris's parents moved him out of Greene County to evade the the possibility of having Chris admitted to a special school. Still, details are fuzzy as to what actually took place, since Chris leaves out important details (such as what prompted them to "abuse" him), or spins the story in a way that favors him. The way he describes it, dubiously, the school faculty dragged him out of class for no particular reason, had the dubiously homo principal hold him on his lap, while attempting to molest him. Then, they held him by his wrists and ankles, and shoved a tape recorder in his face to record his screams while they laughed at his suffering.

There are many details about this story which obviously don't add up.
*Despite being Virginia, principals aren't supposed to let kids sit on their lap for the exact reason Chris was afraid of: it's inappropriate behavior.
*Public schools are required to have faculty experienced with special education, so it's doubtful that Chris was surrounded completely by people who didn't understand his problems and chose to mock him.
*Most speculate that Chris was [[Chris and anger|tard raging]] and couldn't be restrained, leading to the incident in question in the office.
*It's also a reasonable assumption that the "tape recorder" reflects the school's attempt to record Chris's behavior to use as evidence for the need to send Chris to a special school.

In the end, it's most likely that Chris's autistic behavior was out of control, and the school district likely sought evidence to prove that Chris needed full time special education. Evidence like this could also be used as evidence of parental neglect or incompetence in choosing to avoid the obvious care a child needs.

Chris may also have been expelled for his out of control behavior, and he may have been forced to leave the county for the mainstream education his parents so [[naive|naively]] desired. In the United States, when a student is expelled, they're usually expelled from the school district in question until the board decides it's safe for the student to return, so the Chandlers could have just lied to him. This means that the only way he could have received an education at a public school would have been to move to a different county, where they wouldn't have records of him.

The reason why his parents were so adamant to keep him in a "normal" or "mainstream" educational environment isn't hard to guess. Not surprisingly, most of these objections are self-centered and are really about the parents' own feelings, not their child's needs. Like many parents with children with special needs:
* They may have felt that Chris's need for "special care" would reflect poorly on them as parents
* They may have assumed that Chris would be "stigmatized" by being put in a special school
* They may have assumed that Chris would be limited in future opportunities by being put in a special school
* They may have assumed that Chris's problem "wasn't a big deal" when educators who spent most of the day with him saw the reality of the situation

==The Aftermath==
After Nathanael Greene, [[Bob Chandler]] unsuccessfully took legal action against the school district. His case was later dropped. Chris's family moved him away in order to keep him in "mainstream" classrooms, and we now have the Chris we know and love today.

==See also==
*[[Principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School]]

==Sauce==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://greenecounty.va.schoolwebpages.com/education/school/school.php?sectiondetailid=22 School website]

{{Template:Incomplete}}

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Education]]

Nathanael Greene Elementary School

2010-01-05T07:29:41Z

Elephant:

[[Image:Nathaniel Greene School.jpg|thumb|Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Standardsville]]

[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] is an elementary school in [[Wikipedia:Standardsville, Virginia|Stanardsville, Virginia]], a 192 acre (77.7 hectares) town (to put that in perspective, [[Wikipedia:Cuyamaca Community College|this community college]] is about the same size as the whole fucking town), which basically consists of a highway intersection. It's named for the [[Wikipedia:American Revolutionary War|Revolutionary War]] hero [[Wikipedia:Nathanael Greene|Nathanael Greene]]. [[Chris]] attended [[Wikipedia:Fourth grade|fourth-grade]] classes at this school. To this day he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathan'''i'''el Greene," so he obviously learned a lot there!

Chris was pulled out of the school by [[Bob]] after telling him that he had become [[homo|homophobic]] due to sitting on the (supposedly) homosexual [[Principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School|principal]]'s lap (srsly). His later hate for [[homos]] can be traced back to this incident,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]</ref> despite being far too young at the time (especially for a sheltered retard) to know what homosexuality even was.

{{quote|they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha--with, uh holding my wrists and my ankles|Chris on his teachers and principals<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>}}

Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]] court. After the school board threatened to (allegedly) lock Chris away, his family moved to [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>

==Why Chris Left==
{{quote|There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, the patient's father moved them to Richmond, Virginia.|Jeff Raynor, M.D.<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref>}}

The newly released [[Autism papers]] confirm the fact that Chris's parents moved him out of Greene County to evade the the possibility of having Chris admitted to a special school. Still, details are fuzzy as to what actually took place, since Chris leaves out important details (such as what prompted them to "abuse" him), or spins the story in a way that favors him. The way he describes it, dubiously, the school faculty dragged him out of class for no particular reason, had the dubiously homo principal hold him on his lap, while attempting to molest him. Then, they held him by his wrists and ankles, and shoved a tape recorder in his face to record his screams while they laughed at his suffering.

There are many details about this story which obviously don't add up.

Despite being Virginia, principals aren't supposed to let kids sit on their lap for the exact reason Chris was afraid of: it's inappropriate behavior.
*Public schools are required to have faculty experienced with special education, so it's doubtful that Chris was surrounded completely by people who didn't understand his problems and chose to mock him.
*Most speculate that Chris was [[Chris and anger|tard raging]] and couldn't be restrained, leading to the incident in question in the office.
*It's also a reasonable assumption that the "tape recorder" reflects the school's attempt to record Chris's behavior to use as evidence for the need to send Chris to a special school.

In the end, it's most likely that Chris's autistic behavior was out of control, and the school district likely sought evidence to prove that Chris needed full time special education. Evidence like this could also be used as evidence of parental neglect or incompetence in choosing to avoid the obvious care a child needs.

Chris may also have been expelled for his out of control behavior, and he may have been forced to leave the county for the mainstream education his parents so [[naive|naively]] desired. In the United States, when a student is expelled, they're usually expelled from the school district in question until the board decides it's safe for the student to return, so the Chandlers could have just lied to him. This means that the only way he could have received an education at a public school would have been to move to a different county, where they wouldn't have records of him.

The reason why his parents were so adamant to keep him in a "normal" or "mainstream" educational environment isn't hard to guess. Not surprisingly, most of these objections are self-centered and are really about the parents' own feelings, not their child's needs. Like many parents with children with special needs:
* They may have felt that Chris's need for "special care" would reflect poorly on them as parents
* They may have assumed that Chris would be "stigmatized" by being put in a special school
* They may have assumed that Chris would be limited in future opportunities by being put in a special school
* They may have assumed that Chris's problem "wasn't a big deal" when educators who spent most of the day with him saw the reality of the situation

==The Aftermath==
After Nathanael Greene, [[Bob Chandler]] unsuccessfully took legal action against the school district. His case was later dropped. Chris's family moved him away in order to keep him in "mainstream" classrooms, and we now have the Chris we know and love today.

==See also==
*[[Principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School]]

==Sauce==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://greenecounty.va.schoolwebpages.com/education/school/school.php?sectiondetailid=22 School website]

{{Template:Incomplete}}

{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Education]]

Nathanael Greene Elementary School

2010-01-05T07:28:37Z

Elephant: /* What actually happened */

[[Image:Nathaniel Greene School.jpg|thumb|Nathanael Greene Elementary School, Standardsville]]

[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] is an elementary school in [[Wikipedia:Stanardsville, Virginia|Stanardsville, Virginia]], a 192 acre (77.7 hectares) town (to put that in perspective, [[Wikipedia:Cuyamaca Community College|this community college]] is about the same size as the whole fucking town), which basically consists of a highway intersection. It's named for the [[Wikipedia:American Revolutionary War|Revolutionary War]] hero [[Wikipedia:Nathanael Greene|Nathanael Greene]]. [[Chris]] attended [[Wikipedia:Fourth grade|fourth-grade]] classes at this school. To this day he consistently misspells the school's namesake as "Nathan'''i'''el Greene," so he obviously learned a lot there!

Chris was pulled out of the school by [[Bob]] after telling him that he had become [[homo|homophobic]] due to sitting on the (supposedly) homosexual [[Principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School|principal]]'s lap (srsly). His later hate for [[homos]] can be traced back to this incident,<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009]]</ref> despite being far too young at the time (especially for a sheltered retard) to know what homosexuality even was.

{{quote|they abused me by pinning me to the ground with, uh, their ha--with, uh holding my wrists and my ankles|Chris on his teachers and principals<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]]</ref>}}

Based on "physical abuse from 5 faculty members", Chris's parents took the case to [[Wikipedia:Greene County, Virginia|Greene County]] court. After the school board threatened to (allegedly) lock Chris away, his family moved to [[Wikipedia:Chesterfield County, Virginia|Chesterfield County]].<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref>

==Why Chris Left==
{{quote|There was conflict over where he would have his schooling. The school system or the Department of Social Services had attempted to place the patient in a special school. His parents were very adamant that he be in a mainstream high school. In order to maintain custody of the patient, the patient's father moved them to Richmond, Virginia.|Jeff Raynor, M.D.<ref>[[Autism papers]]</ref>}}

The newly released [[Autism papers]] confirm the fact that Chris's parents moved him out of Greene County to evade the the possibility of having Chris admitted to a special school. Still, details are fuzzy as to what actually took place, since Chris leaves out important details (such as what prompted them to "abuse" him), or spins the story in a way that favors him. The way he describes it, dubiously, the school faculty dragged him out of class for no particular reason, had the dubiously homo principal hold him on his lap, while attempting to molest him. Then, they held him by his wrists and ankles, and shoved a tape recorder in his face to record his screams while they laughed at his suffering.

There are many details about this story which obviously don't add up.

Despite being Virginia, principals aren't supposed to let kids sit on their lap for the exact reason Chris was afraid of: it's inappropriate behavior.
*Public schools are required to have faculty experienced with special education, so it's doubtful that Chris was surrounded completely by people who didn't understand his problems and chose to mock him.
*Most speculate that Chris was [[Chris and anger|tard raging]] and couldn't be restrained, leading to the incident in question in the office.
*It's also a reasonable assumption that the "tape recorder" reflects the school's attempt to record Chris's behavior to use as evidence for the need to send Chris to a special school.

In the end, it's most likely that Chris's autistic behavior was out of control, and the school district likely sought evidence to prove that Chris needed full time special education. Evidence like this could also be used as evidence of parental neglect or incompetence in choosing to avoid the obvious care a child needs.

Chris may also have been expelled for his out of control behavior, and he may have been forced to leave the county for the mainstream education his parents so [[naive|naively]] desired. In the United States, when a student is expelled, they're usually expelled from the school district in question until the board decides it's safe for the student to return, so the Chandlers could have just lied to him. This means that the only way he could have received an education at a public school would have been to move to a different county, where they wouldn't have records of him.

The reason why his parents were so adamant to keep him in a "normal" or "mainstream" educational environment isn't hard to guess. Not surprisingly, most of these objections are self-centered and are really about the parents' own feelings, not their child's needs. Like many parents with children with special needs:
* They may have felt that Chris's need for "special care" would reflect poorly on them as parents
* They may have assumed that Chris would be "stigmatized" by being put in a special school
* They may have assumed that Chris would be limited in future opportunities by being put in a special school
* They may have assumed that Chris's problem "wasn't a big deal" when educators who spent most of the day with him saw the reality of the situation

==The Aftermath==
After Nathanael Greene, [[Bob Chandler]] unsuccessfully took legal action against the school district. His case was later dropped. Chris's family moved him away in order to keep him in "mainstream" classrooms, and we now have the Chris we know and love today.

==See also==
*[[Principal of Nathanel Greene Elementary School]]

==Sauce==
<references />

==External links==
*[http://greenecounty.va.schoolwebpages.com/education/school/school.php?sectiondetailid=22 School website]

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{{Places}}

[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Education]]

1990s

2010-01-05T07:03:33Z

Elephant:

__NOEDITSECTION__
[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' is the decade that marks the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokemon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the interwebs in this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic autist's last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he got thrown out.

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] and Barbie. That little [[Sonic]] plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1997'''. He had to water the [[Niggos|niggos]].]]
[[Image:0500-CWCAsh1.jpg|thumb|right|'''1999''', the Poké-madness breaks loose.]]
[[Image:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1999'''. This image is win.]]
[[Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Chris pic from '''1999'''.]]

===Events of 1990===
* February 24 - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopther becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] according to him <ref>From the Sonichu article on CWCipedia.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu]</ref>, this is however historically impossible.
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intense special education or in an "institution."

===Events of 1991===
* This year - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* February 24 - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a disliking towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* This year - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. <ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]], takes "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] and became home-schooled. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, the [[Chandler]] family moved to [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* February 24 - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The [[Chandler]] family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, [[Richmond]], because they are afraid [[Chris]] will be "locked up in an institution." They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]</ref>
* December - Chris talks to Leonard Bearstein, wo [[Christopher's name change|calls him Christian]].<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref> (other sources state that this happened in [[1989]])

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in [[Richmond]]. He became more and more obsessed with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* February 24 - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - [[Christian|Christopher]] starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The [[Chandler]] family moves to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* December 29 - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* February 24 - Christian's 12th birthday.
* February 26 - Christian wins the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>Date on DVD cover.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/f/fc/Cwcdvdcover.jpg]</ref>
* February 26 - '''Sonichu canon''' - the Pichu who would become [[Sonichu]] evolves into Pikachu.
* May 9 - The Case of Bob Chandler vs Greene County School Board is dismissed.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at [[Providence Middle School]].

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].

===Events of 1995===
* February 24 - Christian's 13th birthday.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].
* Summer - The [[Chandler]] family moves out of [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]]. They move into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]</ref>

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather stressful year for Chris's parents. The neighbors of their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* February 24 - Christian's 14th birthday.
* Early - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from [[Providence Middle School]] on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]</ref>
* September 1 - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity basketball team.
* November 13 - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at [[Manchester High School]]. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* This year - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* February 24 - Christian's 15th birthday.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic dream about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on Game Boy.<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at [[Manchester High School]].

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the [[Song of Christian]] in retribution. He also discovers [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation <ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* February 24 - Christian's 16th birthday.
* March - Chris starts volunteering as an assistant Gym Leader at [[Books-A-Million]].
* May 15 - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>Date on DVD cover.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/f/fc/Cwcdvdcover.jpg]</ref>
* June - '''Sonichu canon''' - a Pikachu collides into Super Sonic to become Sonichu.
* June 4 - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>Date on DVD cover.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/f/fc/Cwcdvdcover.jpg]</ref>
* July 4 - '''Sonichu canon''' - Sonichu and Rosechu share their first kiss.
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* September 4 - Chris records a [[KCWC]] tape. [[Barbara]] "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise became huge. During this time, Chris started making [[Pokémon]]-themed sites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started attending the [[Game Place]] round about this year.

===Events of 1999===
* February 24 - Christian's 17th birthday.
* July 3 - Christian launches his first website. It is [[Pokemon|Pokémon]]-themed.<ref>Based upon the oldest posts in his guestbook (two congratulations by Christian's parents).</ref> Afterwards, he excitedly runs to his parents and demands that they sign the guestbook.
* July 29 - A friend signs Chris's guestbook and tells him that she hopes he continues learning HTML.
* August/September - Christian begins his senior year at Manchester High School.
* September 22 - Christian writes his own myth - "[[How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls]]". According to [[Christian]], his English teacher thought it was great.<ref>See: [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/cwcspokesite2/intrstry.htm]</ref>
* September 30 - A friend, Mrs. Johnson, signs Chris's guestbook and says that she knows of "others" that would like his website and she will pass it on to them.
* October 13 - Christian launches the news section on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|new Pokémon site]].<ref>See: [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/cwcspokesite2/goldpoke.htm]</ref>
* October 16 - Christian is featured in [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]], dressed up as Ash.<ref>Date on DVD cover.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/f/fc/Cwcdvdcover.jpg]</ref>
* October 30 - Christian publishes "[[How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls]]" on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|Pokémon site]].<ref>See: [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/cwcspokesite2/intrstry.htm]</ref>

==References==
<references />
 
{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

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[[Image:0406-ChristianIs17-4.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in the nineties.]]
[[Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] and [[Mrs. Sanford]].]]
[[Image:0505-ChristianWLlamma.jpg|thumb|right|WTF [[Niggos|nigger]].]]

The '''1990s''' is the decade that marks the beginning of [[Chris]]'s obsession with [[Sonic]] and [[Pokemon]] which would one day lead to the abomination that is [[Sonichu]]. He also started using the interwebs in this decade.

==1990==
'''1990''' would be our problematic autist's last year at [[Greene County Primary School]]. It is unknown why he left, and whether he got thrown out.

[[Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] meets [[Sonic]].]]
[[Image:0047-ChristopherApr1991.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1991'''.]]
[[Image:0067-Christian%26Barbie.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] and Barbie. That little [[Sonic]] plushie would be featured again, decades later, in [[Kimmi|Christian's sex vid]].]]
[[Image:0224-ChristianOnABus.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] wants to see the schoolbus.]]
[[Image:0086-Christmas95-1.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1995'''.]]
[[Image:0105-MomRetire13.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1996'''.]]
[[Image:0128-Christmas96-6.jpg|thumb|right|Christmas '''1996'''. Spoiled fuck.]]
[[Image:0242-CWC&VarsityBBallTeam97Color.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1997'''. He had to water the [[Niggos|niggos]].]]
[[Image:0500-CWCAsh1.jpg|thumb|right|'''1999''', the Poké-madness breaks loose.]]
[[Image:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris]] in '''1999'''. This image is win.]]
[[Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|thumb|right|Typical Chris pic from '''1999'''.]]

===Events of 1990===
* February 24 - Christopher's 8th birthday.
* June - Christopther becomes a fan of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] according to him <ref>From the Sonichu article on CWCipedia.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu]</ref>, this is however historically impossible.
* August/September - Chris enters third grade at [[Greene County Primary School]].

==1991==
'''1991''' would be a troublesome year for Christopher. He switched schools to [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], but had a conflict with the principal. Certain teachers also supposedly abused Chris, and the school's administration wanted Chris put in intense special education or in an "institution."

===Events of 1991===
* This year - Christopher is first introduced to [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].<ref>[[The Sonichu Chronicles]]</ref>
* February 24 - Christopher's 9th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. He soon develops a disliking towards the allegedly [[homos|homosexual]] principal of the school.
* This year - Chris is supposedly "abused" by the teachers at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]. <ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Christopher's father, [[Bob Chandler|Robert Chandler]], takes "abusive" teachers to court, but fails.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* This year - Chris is removed from school and home-schooled.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>

==1992==
In '''1992''', Chris was removed from [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]] and became home-schooled. Also, to prevent Chris from being put in an institution or intensive special education, the [[Chandler]] family moved to [[Richmond]].

===Events of 1992===
* February 24 - Christopher's 10th birthday.
* August/September - Chris enters fourth grade. He is home-schooled.
* September - The [[Chandler]] family moves to [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]] in Chesterfield County, [[Richmond]], because they are afraid [[Chris]] will be locked up in an institution. They keep their home in [[Ruckersville]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]</ref>
* December - Chris talks to Leonard Bearstein, wo [[Christopher's name change|calls him Christian]].<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref> (other sources state that this happened in [[1989]])

==1993==
In '''1993''', Chris started attending [[Providence Middle School]] in [[Richmond]]. He became more and more obsessed with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], even entering a Sonic contest.

===Events of 1993===
* February 24 - Christopher's 11th birthday.
* August/September - [[Christian|Christopher]] starts attending [[Providence Middle School]], entering the sixth grade.<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* September - The [[Chandler]] family moves to Chesterfield County.<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7. Also based upon statements done by Chris in [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]].</ref>
* Autumn - Chris enters the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>As stated in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] video.</ref>
* December 29 - [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|An article]] in the Richmond Times-Dispatch discusses Chris, his name change, and the Sonic contest.<ref>[http://pqasb.pqarchiver.com/timesdispatch/access/615847621.html?dids=615847621:615847621&FMT=ABS&FMTS=ABS:FT&type=current&date=Dec+29,+1993&author=Barbara+Green&pub=Richmond+Times+-+Dispatch&desc=IT+TOOK+A+TALKING+BEAR+TO+GIVE+THE+NAME+A+YOUNG+BOY+LOVES&pqatl=google It took a talking bear to give a young boy loves], Barbara Green - Richmond Times</ref>

==1994==
In '''1994''', Chris pestered his parents into letting him change his name. He also won the Sonic contest.

===Events of 1994===
* Winter - Christopher [[Christopher's name change|changes his name]] to Christian.
* February 24 - Christian's 12th birthday.
* February 26 - Christian wins the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].<ref>Date on DVD cover.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/f/fc/Cwcdvdcover.jpg]</ref>
* February 26 - '''Sonichu canon''' - the Pichu who would become [[Sonichu]] evolves into Pikachu.
* May 9 - The Case of Bob Chandler vs Greene County School Board is dismissed.<ref>From [http://208.210.219.132/stars/select.jsp Court of Appeals of Virginia Case Information]</ref>
* August/September - Christian enters the seventh grade at [[Providence Middle School]].

==1995==
In '''1995''', Chris entered eighth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].

===Events of 1995===
* February 24 - Christian's 13th birthday.
* August/September - Christian enters the eighth grade at [[Providence Middle School]].
* Summer - The [[Chandler]] family moves out of [[Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments]]. They move into the [[Surrywood Subdivision]].<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]</ref>

==1996==
'''1996''' was a rather stressful year for Chris's parents. The neighbors of their new house in [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]] started spreading rumors about the Chandler family. This was rather hard for Bob and Barbara to bear. Christian himself didn't seem to mind the trouble too much, and started attending [[Manchester High School]].

===Events of 1996===
* February 24 - Christian's 14th birthday.
* Early - Barbara retires from Secretarial Services at [[Virginia (state)|Virginia]] Power.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]</ref>
* Late Spring - Christian graduates from [[Providence Middle School]] on [[honor roll]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Summer - The Chandler family moves out of the [[Surrywood Subdivision]], and starts living in the [[Newberry Towne Subdivision]]. According to Chris, some of the neighbors spread rumors about his family.<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg]</ref>
* September 1 - Christian begins his freshman year at [[Manchester High School]].<ref>Based upon statements done by Christian in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007]] video.</ref>
* Autumn - Chris becomes a water boy for the varsity basketball team.
* November 13 - During basketball practice, Chris thinks up [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].

==1997==
In '''1997''', Chris is still studying happily at [[Manchester High School]]. He now also manages the school basketball team.

===Events of 1997===
* This year - Chris is rejected by [[Laura Dorazio]].
* February 24 - Christian's 15th birthday.
* June - Christian allegedly had a prophetic dream about [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] appearing on Game Boy.<ref>Claimed by Chris in his PowerPoint: [http://www.mediafire.com/?xe03yxe1zyp]</ref>
* August/September - Christian begins his sophomore year at [[Manchester High School]].

==1998==
In '''1998''', Chris received an [[Honor roll|F]] in English class. This would hurt him severely, forcing him to create the [[Song of Christian]] in retribution. He also discovers [[masturbation]].

===Events of 1998===
* This year - Chris discovers masturbation <ref>[[Mass debating]]</ref>
* February 24 - Christian's 16th birthday.
* March - Chris starts volunteering as an assistant Gym Leader at [[Books-A-Million]].
* May 15 - [[Song of Christian]] released.<ref>Date on DVD cover.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/f/fc/Cwcdvdcover.jpg]</ref>
* June - '''Sonichu canon''' - a Pikachu collides into Super Sonic to become Sonichu.
* June 4 - Christian makes his [[Chris's DVD#Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera|Lego Raceway Animation]].<ref>Date on DVD cover.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/f/fc/Cwcdvdcover.jpg]</ref>
* July 4 - '''Sonichu canon''' - Sonichu and Rosechu share their first kiss.
* August/September - Christian begins his junior year at Manchester High School.
* September 4 - Chris records a [[KCWC]] tape. [[Barbara]] "calls in" saying that she wants to request a song for Bob's 71st birthday, humoring him like he's six years old, when in reality, he was sixteen.

==1999==
In '''1999''', the [[Pokémon]] franchise became huge. During this time, Chris started making [[Pokémon]]-themed sites, and even got into the [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]]. According to [[Lucas]], Chris started attending the [[Game Place]] round about this year.

===Events of 1999===
* February 24 - Christian's 17th birthday.
* July 3 - Christian launches his first website. It is [[Pokemon|Pokémon]]-themed.<ref>Based upon the oldest posts in his guestbook (two congratulations by Christian's parents).</ref> Afterwards, he excitedly runs to his parents and demands that they sign the guestbook.
* July 29 - A friend signs Chris's guestbook and tells him that she hopes he continues learning HTML.
* August/September - Christian begins his senior year at Manchester High School.
* September 22 - Christian writes his own myth - "[[How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls]]". According to [[Christian]], his English teacher thought it was great.<ref>See: [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/cwcspokesite2/intrstry.htm]</ref>
* September 30 - A friend, Mrs. Johnson, signs Chris's guestbook and says that she knows of "others" that would like his website and she will pass it on to them.
* October 13 - Christian launches the news section on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|new Pokémon site]].<ref>See: [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/cwcspokesite2/goldpoke.htm]</ref>
* October 16 - Christian is featured in [[Chris's DVD#Chris Chan in the Pok'eNews|PokéNews]], dressed up as Ash.<ref>Date on DVD cover.[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/images/f/fc/Cwcdvdcover.jpg]</ref>
* October 30 - Christian publishes "[[How the Pokemon came into Our Poke Balls]]" on his [[CWC's Pokésite 2|Pokémon site]].<ref>See: [http://www.sonichuandrosechu.com/cwcspokesite2/intrstry.htm]</ref>

==References==
<references />
 
{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]