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User:Ell96

2015-06-13T00:47:32Z

Ell96: Blanked the page

Talk:Mailbag 49

2015-04-26T13:04:43Z

Ell96:

Aww. My letter didn't make it. At least someone else covered it for me. (It was about gender classes in pokemon and Chris's lying)--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:09, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris on war==
Hoshit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:34, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
:Remember, he respects individuals. He just hates the Homos, even those who are ready to die to protect his liberties. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:55, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris on Rosechu==
While I enjoy the line of questioning and the implications on the whole tail thing, I think someone should push the Rosechu thing on a sexism matter once the homosexual spree runs its course.

==Sinclair institute==
The so called "educational porn" videos by the Sinclair institute are actually video guides.
Should we mention this?
[[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 13:03, 26 April 2015 (UTC)

Talk:Mailbag 49

2015-04-26T13:03:44Z

Ell96:

Aww. My letter didn't make it. At least someone else covered it for me. (It was about gender classes in pokemon and Chris's lying)--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:09, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris on war==
Hoshit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:34, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
:Remember, he respects individuals. He just hates the Homos, even those who are ready to die to protect his liberties. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:55, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris on Rosechu==
While I enjoy the line of questioning and the implications on the whole tail thing, I think someone should push the Rosechu thing on a sexism matter once the homosexual spree runs its course.

==Sinclair institute==
The so called "educational porn" videos by the Sinclair institute are actually video guides.
Should we mention this [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 13:03, 26 April 2015 (UTC)

Women's rights

2015-03-01T16:59:21Z

Ell96: Added retarded before chavanism in order to improve description

[[File:SchuComic8P58.jpg|thumb|Sure, sweetie. Now make me a sandwich, would ya?]]
[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|Chris giving the thumbs up (and two fingers) to women's rights.]]
{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the Women's Rights, For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.|Self-description<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]</ref>}}

One would think that a person who almost exclusively [[Gal pal|socializes with women]] and refers to all men aside from himself and his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as [[JERKS|jerks]] would be very supportive of '''women's rights'''. In the case of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], however, one would be mistaken. Women's rights, at least in Chris's mind, refer to the right of women to strip without interference, and to be interpreted as women without [[pickle]]s. Chris tries to pass off his retarded chauvinism as pseudo-feminism, and will never get laid without paying for the honor.

Given his admitted love of the [[Pre-1980#1960s|1964]] classic ''[[Mary Poppins]]'', he presumably stole the concept from the character of [[Wikipedia:Mary_Poppins_(film)#Mrs._Banks|Mrs. Banks]], who is a suffragette in 1910 London.<ref>Lyrics from "The Life I Lead": "It's grand to be an Englishman in 1910 / [[Wikipedia:Edward VII of the United Kingdom|King Edward]]'s on the throne / It's the age of men!"</ref> Of course, Chris wouldn't have the first idea of what [[Wikipedia:Women's suffrage|women's suffrage]] is, let alone the impact it had on world history, and why it was being shown in the movie in the first place.

==Origin==
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|left|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]
His extreme zeal for "women's rights" probably comes from a Mrs. Banks, the mother of Jane and Michael. As the story is set in 1910 London, women did not yet have the right to vote, and was a time particularly noted for the rise in campaigns for women's franchise, particularly from groups like the radical Suffragettes and the more moderate Suffragists. Mrs. Banks is the mother of the children and sings the second song, "Sister Suffragette", during which she mentions [[Wikipedia:Emmeline_Pankhurst|Emmeline Pankhurst]] being arrested (again).<ref>"Take heart! For Missus Pankhurst has been clapped in irons again!</ref>

Mrs. Banks and her friends were depicted as struggling for the greater cause of being treated as an equal, with the same rights and treatment. But Chris takes it to mean they simply want to remove their clothes and fuck.

==In the comic==
[[Image:SchuComic9P35.jpg|thumb|An example of Chris's disclaimers.]]
In the [[comics]], women are portrayed as only enjoying fucking, shopping, and cooking, though they do not enjoy them for themselves; they enjoy cooking for the men. Similarly, when they go shopping, they buy clothes to wear for their significant other/crush.

Chris's most prominent reference to women's rights occurs at the end of [[Episode 17]], in which the [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] of [[CWCville]] strip to celebrate their victory over [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and assert their dominance over [[4-cent garbage.com]]. This scene also implies that women cannot vote in CWCville, because at one point, the Rosechus start singing the "votes for women" portion of the song "Step In Time".

Despite their phenomenal talent for fighting evil, Chris depicts Rosechus as passive [[Sex toys|sexual toys]] for [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]]. Reflecting Chris's own distorted image of women, the Rosechus in his comics tend to exhibit a desire to engage in stereotypical behavior, with occasional aggressive sexual overtures. Women also tend to act as a deus ex machina plot device - occasionally leaving their role as supporting characters to engage in acts of great bravery and heroism.

It is obvious that Chris is ''aware'' of the idea that objectifying women is frowned upon; every time he makes his female characters use their feminine qualities (to put it altogether too mildly), he is quick to add a disclaimer that he respects the women for ''both'' their minds and bodies, and/or make the claim that the characters are doing it because they want to fight for the women's rights. However, due to his [[autism|mental block]], he fails to understand what society would consider a correct course of action, to wit, not to objectify the women in the first place, and that disclaimers like these make him appear to be a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite.]]

==In real life==
[[File:Punchylaylalove2.jpg|thumb|left|[[Layla]] performs a woman's highest duty.]]
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|The very essence of femininity, according to Chris. How else are we supposed to interpret this?]]

Chris allows himself to be controlled by his own desires, and has soaked in all sorts of knowledge about women primarily from [[anime]], [[video games]], and in particular [[pornography]], which Chris considers "educational".<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]]</ref> He has had several problems realizing the difference between exaggerated stereotypes and the reality, as also evidenced by his [[Chris and race|racist remarks]].
During the [[Tomgirl Saga]], he states that he uses the female bathroom, and that there is "no going back for him", not realizing that he is blatantly intruding upon the privacy of the women present, and disregarding their feelings (which, undoubtedly, can be summed up as pure terror) on the matter.

This mindset is painfully obvious in Chris's interaction with women during his [[Love Quest]]. Chris takes on a passive role in his attraction strategy, waiting to be approached by women who he thinks will take interest in his appearance. Chris essentially is looking for a [[Barbara Chandler|maternal figure]] in his life. Rather than aiming to better himself, he is looking to be fulfilled and served by women. Rather than having the full potential to use their talents in society, women's rights are the rights of women to bring pleasure to men as Chris sees fit. When Chris claimed to have lost his virginity to a woman who was probably a hooker in [[April 2012]], he also said, quite bluntly, ''"My future sweetheart will find out about it",'' giving off the impression that whoever hooks up with him will just accept him sleeping with a prostitute right off the bat, and relegating the woman who finally took away his [[Virgin with rage|much hated virginity]] to being nothing more than an organic [[Fapcup]]. This was proven true when in December 2014, he wrote this as a ''vow'' [[Catherine#Leaked_Information|on a card]] to his latest [[Trolls|sweetheart]], Catherine.

Much of Chris's sexism in relationships is rooted in [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] - for example, he thought that if he was married to [[Ivy]] and was [[stress]]ed, he could go to a [[Zelina Rosechu|strip club]], but of course she could not; similarly, he suggested a MFF threesome with many of his sweethearts, but was horrified when Ivy suggested a [[Homos|MMF threesome]].<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> He even [[Mumble_7|supports the notion]] that it's okay to cheat on your spouse [[Chris_and_reality|as long as you have permission]], but he himself has shown nothing but utter contempt towards [[JERKS|anybody he deems a threat to his relationships.]] In a nutshell, this means that it's okay for ''him'' to sleep around just as long as he tells his girlfriend about it, but not okay for any sweetheart to do the same to him.

When occasionally confronted with his sexism, Chris becomes extremely indignant and offended.<ref>[[White_knight_e-mails#September_2008_.E2.80.94_Chris_denies_being_fat_and_sexist]]</ref> When his sexism is pointed out, he gets upset and clarifies that he would never harm a woman (though he has no problem [[Death threats#Vivian Gee|threatening them]]). Chris seems to be under the impression that "sexism" basically means "physical abuse", and can't process the idea that treating women as sexual objects obsessed with shopping is still a form of sexism if not the definition (in addition to with and other factors).

It seems that in recent years, Chris has gotten more demanding and aggressive in his attitude towards women. Read [[Catherine_E-mails#It_IS_Your_Fault.21|this E-mail to Catherine]] leaked in 2014, where Chris gets annoyed when Catherine says no to a relationship ''([[Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F|big surprise,]])'' where he basically insults the woman and outright ''admits that he's entitled to her'', right before whining about how depressed he is. He even goes on further to say that she should "appreciate the the hard work and effort I had put into US!!!", blatantly ignoring the fact that not less than two months ago from saying that, [[I_Love_You,_Catherine|he was apologizing out of his butt for behaving like a jackass to her friend.]]

Long story short, while Chris claims to like women "for their personality", it's blatantly obvious [[China|what he's really after.]] A shining example of this is his comment on the Jackie video <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMazAXyV8w&list=PL2f2iqihk1im2B1M7ZXJyoCd-gkDLXYCQ&index=1&feature=plpp_video Jackie video on Youtube]</ref>, where he claims that he liked her for being a "strong character and woman" ''(despite everybody else hating her for being an outright bitch)'', but it's more than likely he really likes the part where she and Jerry have sex ''(and possibly because she shares a name with a certain other [[Jackie]] in his life.)''

== Sources ==
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{{CWC-isms}}
{{Chris and}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Talk:Weens

2015-01-06T12:53:13Z

Ell96: /* Trollfiction/art */ new section

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== Another [[Liquid Chris]] ==

I've been trying to find a link to put in the "it's already been done" section in here. It was a link for a channel that was basically some sadsack's attempt to become the next [[Liquid Chris]]. Needless to say, it backfired spectacularly. I can't find a link to it, for some reason.

== Trollfiction/art ==

I personally don't think that making trollfiction and troll art of Chris and sonichu would constitute as weening unless it was made specifically to show to him.

Should we make this change? [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 12:53, 6 January 2015 (UTC)

User talk:Alan Pardew

2014-12-18T23:55:12Z

Ell96: /* Can't create a talk page need help */ new section

Good work on the A-Log page. Keep it up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:00, 11 September 2012 (PDT)

Thanks. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 03:41, 16 September 2012 (PDT)

== "Quote of the Now" ==

You don't know who I am, but I know where you browse, and if you edit that wiki template again, so help me--HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO! SOME SQUIRREL'S FUCKING MY TOMATOES! [[User:Mr. 0|Mr. 0]] 12:53, 25 January 2013 (PST)

* I DIDN'T DO THIS IT WAS THE OTHER MR. [[User:Zero|Zero]] ([[User talk:Zero|talk]]) 07:34, 22 September 2014 (UTC)

== For Pete's sake ==

You have potential to be a very good wiki user, maybe even a mod or an admin, but for Pete's sake, wikify the Quote of the Now, add links to other pages. I cry at night when the QotN doesn't have wiki links.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:02, 9 September 2013 (PDT)
*Not to totally discourage you, I admire your dedication and your effort as to be honest, I'm not always up to the task of editing stuff on here. But you could use some work, look at it as an area of opportunity.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:16, 9 September 2013 (PDT)
**Thanks, I'll remember that. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 00:02, 10 September 2013 (PDT)

== For Julie's Eyes Only ==

[[For Julie's Eyes Only]] video links don't work. Can someone reupload it? We, TRUE and HONEST Chris's fans, want JULAAAAY back! [[User:Gunter|Gunter]] 08:40, 2 January 2014 (PST)

: So far, there isn't a reupload yet, but I'll try my best to find a full video of it. Found an audio one though. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 09:38, 2 January 2014 (PST)

:: Disregard that, it's removed. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 09:40, 2 January 2014 (PST)
::: I can't find it, the video is baleeted both from SlutLoad and Efukt. Curiously enough, it's hard to find it although it is one of the greatest moments of Chris's Internet Сareer. [[User:Gunter|Gunter]] 09:53, 2 January 2014 (PST)

== IP ==

What are the odds that the guy who single-handedly wrote the William Elliot Waterman is the man himself? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 19:59, 3 January 2014 (PST)

: Don't know. Wait and see. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 00:06, 4 January 2014 (PST)
:: ...or you could have done an IP check as the user suggested and see that my IP is not anywhere close to being in Maine. Also, I doubt Waterman would use a reference to a soundboard prank call victim as his username. [[User:Duncans Construction|Duncans Construction]] ([[User talk:Duncans Construction|talk]]) 21:28, 25 May 2014 (UTC)
::: Sorry for the late reply, but apparently I can't do IP checks. Only Canine and Cogsdev can do so. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:21, 1 June 2014 (UTC)

== Captcha ==

Can I please be exempt from captcha when creating new pages? I think it's been established by now that I'm not a bot or a spammer. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 13:23, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

* I think only admins/jerkops can be exempt, but let me see what I can do. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 13:45, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

==Welcome template==
You know that the welcome templates is an actual template, right? It's [[Template:Welcome|here]]. Why reinvent the wheel? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 07:06, 20 March 2014 (UTC)

== Are There Any Pages To Edit? ==

Is there any pages that I can work on? --[[User:ClashingMax|ClashingMax]] ([[User talk:ClashingMax|talk]]) 21:58, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

* Try updating the [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]] article. It's currently the page that needs improvement for now. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 09:57, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

* The [[Rental House]] article need some work now. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:20, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

== Problem with Special:ConfirmEmail ==

I don't know if you're the right person to ask, but you seem to be the most active admin. [[Special:ConfirmEmail|Email confirmation]] for me is bailing out with:
{{quotebox|CWCki could not send your confirmation mail. Please check your email address for invalid characters.

Mailer returned: Unknown error in PHP's mail() function.}}

Is this expected? I was just trying to confirm to see if that would enable bypassing the "new article" captcha. If this also affects other things like password resets then it could be important. —[[User:CWCTime|CWCTime]] ([[User talk:CWCTime|talk]]) 14:36, 8 July 2014 (UTC)

== 25 July 2014 leak ==

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fun-chris-conversation-dropped-july-25-2014.4389/#post-295469

Should we include this leak on the CWCki? Marvin seems to think it's legit and it comes from someone he knows. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 12:29, 26 July 2014 (UTC)

== Need moar Jerkops ==

As of now someone is vandalizing the CWCki. Due to the fact that all of our [[CWCki:Jerkop|Jerkops]] are no longer [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:ActiveUsers active], and the fact that the only really active admin is you, this wiki is relatively susceptible to vandal attacks and I think that this calls for giving blocking rights to more users. What do you think? - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 11:36, 30 July 2014 (UTC)

== Search/replace for cogsdev links? ==

Whenever I run across them, I've been manually migrating [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=250&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Farchive.cogsdev.orglinks like these] to point to http://archive.sonichu.com instead (I assume http://archive.cogsdev.org is no more). It has occurred to me that there are still a bunch of links left, and that it would probably be faster/less error-prone for a sysop to perform some kind of batch search/replace instead, if MediaWiki has such a feature. Whether to perform it on everything, including the User and User talk namespaces, is something to be considered if someone does this. On a related note, there are even more [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=250&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2F links to cogsdev.110mb.com], but that is a mixed bag of CWCki, cwcipedia, and PVCC links. I think all the external links back to the old CWCki ([http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=50&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.org 1], [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=100&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cogsdev.org 2]) in the important namespaces have been migrated. —[[User:CWCTime|CWCTime]] ([[User talk:CWCTime|talk]]) 12:41, 30 July 2014 (UTC)

== CWC merchandice sent to a forum member ==

A CWCki forums member has recently recieved an autographed phto of Chris along with a gift drawing from him. She posted [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/you-and-your-autographed-8x10s.4152/page-47#post-328101 images of what she recieved on the forums], and apparently Chris claim to have a girlfriend. I believe that this info is genuine and I'm inclined to insert it into the relevant articles, but before I do that I want to know that this OK with you and that you don't have any doubts about the veracity of this information. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 14:57, 29 August 2014 (UTC)

== Blocking ==

Really? I said something you didn't like, so you blocked me? And your mature response is 'autism'?

Honestly, you're not fit to be a user, let alone an admin. [[User:Temporary Account|Temporary Account]] ([[User talk:Temporary Account|talk]])

So, of course, you did your cop-out bullshit of 'many users have-' and called anything you didn't like as 'sperging' or 'autism'. As if it really makes a differnce; I've seen your CWCki Forum page, it's all 2008 le ep1c maymay xd garbage, if not to mention the fact that you've hardly made any real edits to CWCki over your career. I'll say it again, you're really not fit to be an admin by any standards; there are much better candidates who've made edits over the past few months (i.e. NegaCWC, ‎Lysistrata). Perma-ban me if you're really that pretentious about 'quality'. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 12:59, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

* MAN I TELL YOU WHAT MAN YOU NEED TO DANG-OL DANG BRUSH UP ON YER DANG-OL HISTORY DANG BOY DANG OL MAN [[User:Zero|Zero]] ([[User talk:Zero|talk]]) 07:34, 22 September 2014 (UTC)

== Unban requests for cwcki fourms ==

Since you were made a mod(and possibly admin) I would like to make a section on your talk page for unban requests (as I cannot get into contact with the other admins about this matter)

Here's mine (xalver):
Please discuss this with, as well as send it to saney(the cwcki fourms mod) as he is the one who banned me and is primarily addressed to him (I'm asking you for help in this matter).

I am sorry for bothering you with the request to get rid of null (the personal army request), I had responded this way because I thought null was gone after I read the Encyclopaedia Dramatica article on him (earlier on the same day I got banned).

I am also sorry for any shitposting I did (ie: stupid comments I made in the fourms).

I do not care if you lock down my account so that I can only lurk, I just want to regain unthrotled access to the fourms.

I hope that you consider this and give me my account back

btw: the ip 108.162.241.23 is public

i had also posted this on deagledad420's talk page

Please reply

Xalver Ell96 (talk) 23:01, 15 October 2014 (UTC) If you do not like this please don't ban me

Wanted to know if it is possible to unban the account and limit it so i could only lurk, or atleast unthrottle my connection to the cwcki forums. [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 14:31, 4 November 2014 (UTC)

== Thanks for the promotion! ==

First of all thanks for the promotion. Before I start need you to give me some instructions on this whole blocking thing. Suppose there's a vandal or a spammer, for a how long should I block him? I gather that overly long blocks are often frowned upon on wikis due to the fact that users IPs often change. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 11:01, 19 October 2014 (UTC)
:Gotcha, thanks for the reply. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 21:13, 19 October 2014 (UTC)

== Brushfire Video ==

Since you appear to have the ability to make new pages and I can't, would you mind making a page for the brushfire video made in [[November 2014]]? It's got a really long title but I think we should just call the article "Brushfire Video". --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 21:20, 14 December 2014 (UTC)

I'll try to. Thanks for the info. Actually, I'm pretty sure you can make new pages by just typing in sonichu.com/cwcki/(Insert preferred title of your article here). [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 06:43, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

== How can you have a private conversation with one other person on this wiki? ==

Because I have something I need to tell you.

Chris mentioned an "internet troll pretending to be him" in his most recent protesting e-mail to Sega, and...well, I've got a little secret I need to tell you. --[[User:FromtheWordsofBR|FromtheWordsofBR]] ([[User talk:FromtheWordsofBR|talk]]) 21:51, 15 December 2014 (UTC)

:I don't think it's possible to PM someone on this wiki, but you can PM me over on the CWCki Forums. If you can't, I'll post my unused e-mail here. Let me know which way you prefer. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 08:23, 16 December 2014 (UTC)

== Can't create a talk page need help ==

I'm trying to create a talk page for the [[weening]] article in order to ask about an edit I want to make.

Please find out what's wrong [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 23:55, 18 December 2014 (UTC)

User talk:Ell96

2014-11-05T15:54:10Z

Ell96: /* Re: Unban requests for cwcki fourms */

==Hi there!==

[[Image:CWCiki_Introduction.jpg|thumb|300px|Welcome to CWCKI!]]

Welcome to [[CWCki]]! There's a lot to do around here because Chris never does anything himself. I hope you'll stay with us and make many improvements of your own!

:Before you start, be sure to read '''[[A Quick Guide to CWCki]]'''. This will guide you through the dos and don'ts of editing [[CWCki|the world's most accurate wiki]]. Be especially sure to read this if you consider Anonymous to be legion or if you've just come over from [[ED]]. Everything you know is [[lies|wrong]].

:'''[[Special:Recentchanges|Recent changes]]''' is a great first stop, because you can see what other people are editing right this minute, and where you can help.

:If you're looking for things to do, check out the '''[[CWCki:Priority Listing|priority listing]]''' for things that need to be done, or join a '''[[CWCki:Projects|project]]'''.

:If you haven't already, create a '''[[User:{{PAGENAME}}|user page]]''' about yourself! If you do, we'll be able to know you better as a member of our community. Just be sure to check out the [[CWCki:User pages|guidelines]] first.

:'''Questions?''' Please read the [[Frequently Asked Questions|FAQ]] first. Later, you can ask in the '''[[CWCki:Community_Portal|Community Portal]]''' or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, join the live chat in our [[Sonichu (IRC)|IRC channel]] or post a message on [[User talk:Alan Pardew|my talk page]]!

:Once again, welcome to CWCki!

[[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 08:26, 3 April 2014 (UTC)

== Your recent edits to the article on the CWCki Forums ==

Your edit was highly uncalled for on several account. Not only can it be construed as libel (people get sued for these things), but it has nothing to do with this wiki's purpose. Our goal is to document Chris's life, not the CWCki forums. The article on the CWCki forums is/should be mainly be about its relation to Chris (i.e his responses to it); information about forum members, true or false, is irrelevant to the purpose of this wiki. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 20:18, 10 September 2014 (UTC)

sorry about that, I posted it in the talk page because I did not know if i should put it in the article [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 13:17, 16 October 2014 (UTC)

== Re: Unban requests for cwcki fourms ==

Sadly I'm not an admin or a mod on the forums, but I'll try to negotiate with the other admins and let me see what I can do.[[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 13:37, 16 October 2014 (UTC)

thank you! [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 13:39, 16 October 2014 (UTC)

Talked with the admins and they wanted you to fuck off. Sorry. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 04:43, 17 October 2014 (UTC)

Ok, but is it posible to limit the account so I can just lurk? I just want unthrotled access [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 00:40, 22 October 2014 (UTC)

No. Sorry. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 15:02, 4 November 2014 (UTC)

Shit. Well i could probably regain access if I have any creative skill to contribute (though null banned some of the moleman trolls and moved the moleman9000 subform to spergatory after said trolls found out some info about him, thus making my chances to get back on slim). [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 15:54, 5 November 2014 (UTC)

User talk:Alan Pardew

2014-11-04T14:32:11Z

Ell96: /* Unban requests for cwcki fourms */

User talk:Alan Pardew

2014-11-04T14:31:03Z

Ell96: /* Unban requests for cwcki fourms */

User talk:Ell96

2014-10-22T00:40:38Z

Ell96: /* Re: Unban requests for cwcki fourms */

User talk:Ell96

2014-10-16T13:39:32Z

Ell96:

User talk:Alan Pardew

2014-10-16T13:27:41Z

Ell96: /* Unban requests for cwcki fourms */ added ip and other info

User talk:Alan Pardew

2014-10-16T13:23:57Z

Ell96: /* Unban requests for cwcki fourms */ new section

Good work on the A-Log page. Keep it up. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 10:00, 11 September 2012 (PDT)

Thanks. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 03:41, 16 September 2012 (PDT)

== "Quote of the Now" ==

You don't know who I am, but I know where you browse, and if you edit that wiki template again, so help me--HOLY SHIT I GOTTA GO! SOME SQUIRREL'S FUCKING MY TOMATOES! [[User:Mr. 0|Mr. 0]] 12:53, 25 January 2013 (PST)

* I DIDN'T DO THIS IT WAS THE OTHER MR. [[User:Zero|Zero]] ([[User talk:Zero|talk]]) 07:34, 22 September 2014 (UTC)

== For Pete's sake ==

You have potential to be a very good wiki user, maybe even a mod or an admin, but for Pete's sake, wikify the Quote of the Now, add links to other pages. I cry at night when the QotN doesn't have wiki links.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:02, 9 September 2013 (PDT)
*Not to totally discourage you, I admire your dedication and your effort as to be honest, I'm not always up to the task of editing stuff on here. But you could use some work, look at it as an area of opportunity.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:16, 9 September 2013 (PDT)
**Thanks, I'll remember that. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 00:02, 10 September 2013 (PDT)

== For Julie's Eyes Only ==

[[For Julie's Eyes Only]] video links don't work. Can someone reupload it? We, TRUE and HONEST Chris's fans, want JULAAAAY back! [[User:Gunter|Gunter]] 08:40, 2 January 2014 (PST)

: So far, there isn't a reupload yet, but I'll try my best to find a full video of it. Found an audio one though. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 09:38, 2 January 2014 (PST)

:: Disregard that, it's removed. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 09:40, 2 January 2014 (PST)
::: I can't find it, the video is baleeted both from SlutLoad and Efukt. Curiously enough, it's hard to find it although it is one of the greatest moments of Chris's Internet Сareer. [[User:Gunter|Gunter]] 09:53, 2 January 2014 (PST)

== IP ==

What are the odds that the guy who single-handedly wrote the William Elliot Waterman is the man himself? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 19:59, 3 January 2014 (PST)

: Don't know. Wait and see. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 00:06, 4 January 2014 (PST)
:: ...or you could have done an IP check as the user suggested and see that my IP is not anywhere close to being in Maine. Also, I doubt Waterman would use a reference to a soundboard prank call victim as his username. [[User:Duncans Construction|Duncans Construction]] ([[User talk:Duncans Construction|talk]]) 21:28, 25 May 2014 (UTC)
::: Sorry for the late reply, but apparently I can't do IP checks. Only Canine and Cogsdev can do so. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:21, 1 June 2014 (UTC)

== Captcha ==

Can I please be exempt from captcha when creating new pages? I think it's been established by now that I'm not a bot or a spammer. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 13:23, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

* I think only admins/jerkops can be exempt, but let me see what I can do. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 13:45, 25 February 2014 (UTC)

==Welcome template==
You know that the welcome templates is an actual template, right? It's [[Template:Welcome|here]]. Why reinvent the wheel? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 07:06, 20 March 2014 (UTC)

== Are There Any Pages To Edit? ==

Is there any pages that I can work on? --[[User:ClashingMax|ClashingMax]] ([[User talk:ClashingMax|talk]]) 21:58, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

* Try updating the [[October 2013 Facebook Posts]] article. It's currently the page that needs improvement for now. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 09:57, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

* The [[Rental House]] article need some work now. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:20, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

== Problem with Special:ConfirmEmail ==

I don't know if you're the right person to ask, but you seem to be the most active admin. [[Special:ConfirmEmail|Email confirmation]] for me is bailing out with:
{{quotebox|CWCki could not send your confirmation mail. Please check your email address for invalid characters.

Mailer returned: Unknown error in PHP's mail() function.}}

Is this expected? I was just trying to confirm to see if that would enable bypassing the "new article" captcha. If this also affects other things like password resets then it could be important. —[[User:CWCTime|CWCTime]] ([[User talk:CWCTime|talk]]) 14:36, 8 July 2014 (UTC)

== 25 July 2014 leak ==

http://cwckiforums.com/threads/fun-chris-conversation-dropped-july-25-2014.4389/#post-295469

Should we include this leak on the CWCki? Marvin seems to think it's legit and it comes from someone he knows. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 12:29, 26 July 2014 (UTC)

== Need moar Jerkops ==

As of now someone is vandalizing the CWCki. Due to the fact that all of our [[CWCki:Jerkop|Jerkops]] are no longer [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:ActiveUsers active], and the fact that the only really active admin is you, this wiki is relatively susceptible to vandal attacks and I think that this calls for giving blocking rights to more users. What do you think? - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 11:36, 30 July 2014 (UTC)

== Search/replace for cogsdev links? ==

Whenever I run across them, I've been manually migrating [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=250&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Farchive.cogsdev.orglinks like these] to point to http://archive.sonichu.com instead (I assume http://archive.cogsdev.org is no more). It has occurred to me that there are still a bunch of links left, and that it would probably be faster/less error-prone for a sysop to perform some kind of batch search/replace instead, if MediaWiki has such a feature. Whether to perform it on everything, including the User and User talk namespaces, is something to be considered if someone does this. On a related note, there are even more [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=250&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2F links to cogsdev.110mb.com], but that is a mixed bag of CWCki, cwcipedia, and PVCC links. I think all the external links back to the old CWCki ([http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=50&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.org 1], [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&limit=100&offset=0&target=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cogsdev.org 2]) in the important namespaces have been migrated. —[[User:CWCTime|CWCTime]] ([[User talk:CWCTime|talk]]) 12:41, 30 July 2014 (UTC)

== CWC merchandice sent to a forum member ==

A CWCki forums member has recently recieved an autographed phto of Chris along with a gift drawing from him. She posted [http://cwckiforums.com/threads/you-and-your-autographed-8x10s.4152/page-47#post-328101 images of what she recieved on the forums], and apparently Chris claim to have a girlfriend. I believe that this info is genuine and I'm inclined to insert it into the relevant articles, but before I do that I want to know that this OK with you and that you don't have any doubts about the veracity of this information. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 14:57, 29 August 2014 (UTC)

== Blocking ==

Really? I said something you didn't like, so you blocked me? And your mature response is 'autism'?

Honestly, you're not fit to be a user, let alone an admin. [[User:Temporary Account|Temporary Account]] ([[User talk:Temporary Account|talk]])

So, of course, you did your cop-out bullshit of 'many users have-' and called anything you didn't like as 'sperging' or 'autism'. As if it really makes a differnce; I've seen your CWCki Forum page, it's all 2008 le ep1c maymay xd garbage, if not to mention the fact that you've hardly made any real edits to CWCki over your career. I'll say it again, you're really not fit to be an admin by any standards; there are much better candidates who've made edits over the past few months (i.e. NegaCWC, ‎Lysistrata). Perma-ban me if you're really that pretentious about 'quality'. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 12:59, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

* MAN I TELL YOU WHAT MAN YOU NEED TO DANG-OL DANG BRUSH UP ON YER DANG-OL HISTORY DANG BOY DANG OL MAN [[User:Zero|Zero]] ([[User talk:Zero|talk]]) 07:34, 22 September 2014 (UTC)

== Unban requests for cwcki fourms ==

Since you were made a mod(and possibly admin) I would like to make a section on your talk page for unban requests (as I cannot get into contact with the other admins about this matter)

Here's mine (xalver):
Please discuss this with, as well as send it to saney(the cwcki fourms mod) as he is the one who banned me and is primarily addressed to him (I'm asking you for help in this matter).

I am sorry for bothering you with the request to get rid of null (the personal army request), I had responded this way because I thought null was gone after I read the Encyclopaedia Dramatica article on him (earlier on the same day I got banned).

I am also sorry for any shitposting I did (ie: stupid comments I made in the fourms).

I do not care if you lock down my account so that I can only lurk, I just want to regain unthrotled access to the fourms.

I hope that you consider this and give me my account back

Please reply

Xalver Ell96 (talk) 23:01, 15 October 2014 (UTC) If you do not like this please don't ban me

User talk:Ell96

2014-10-16T13:17:54Z

Ell96: reply

Talk:CWCki Forums

2014-09-10T19:00:35Z

Ell96:

I didn't feel comfortable making an article, given I founded the forum, but given that Chris will refer to things on the forum, that he is an occasional lurker, plus others in the /cwc/ community will make references to the forum (though usually derogatory).

Maybe talk about the screencaps, a screenshot of what the forum looks like for a regular user, just don't get too detailed as we're mostly interested in how it's relevant to Chris and not so much about the history of the forum itself.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:06, 25 October 2012 (PDT)

: I've rewritten the introduction a bit and expanded on what the boards are for, but that's all pretty self-evident. The main contribution here is the introduction of links to forward curious people to the boards.
: I'd include the screenshots, but I don't have them, and people have correctly pointed out that maybe advertising the board as a "Chris Hotspot" would be counterproductive to the quality of the forum.
: It'd be someone else's call on what to do with that. I think some notable events, notable posters (such as Asperchu's Creator), and some screenshots of Chris' facebook statuses would contribute to the ''value'' of the wiki article immensely. --[[User:Null|Null]] 11:00, 27 October 2012 (PDT)

The forums have been down for nearly a week. Should I be concerned? [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 21:00, 11 November 2012 (PST)
:We should have a new site up and running within the next couple days. We still haven't heard back from Forumer, so who knows if/when that will be resolved. They're not handling this very professionally. Either way, stay tuned. Things will be fixed shortly. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 12:13, 12 November 2012 (PST)
Somebody complained about cyberbullying, huh? Sigh. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 14:28, 12 November 2012 (PST)

TOS'd again on 1/29/13. Any news on a new board? [[User:Methdera|Strato]] 22:04, 29 January 2013 (PST)

Hate to say it, but I'm considering of making a new relief forum. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 17:06, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I created a new forum which is not under forumer. Now let me edit something to make it ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 17:16, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I hope it's not verboten to write about "paintingatree". Has anybody saved his posts? [[User:Hasharin|Hasharin]] 16:56, 7 May 2013 (PDT)

==Paintingtree==
I can't confirm or deny it's Chris, but saying it is, why are we saying it's his final post? He could come back, I don't think he's banned, I usually know who gets banned, so we can't really it's really final. Don't be so pessimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:58, 31 August 2013 (PDT)

== Null ==

the owner of the cwcki forums (Joshua Moon, aka Null/Ichverbot) is a pedophile who looks at cp via tor, and has also made rape threats to one girl, should we mention this? [[User:Ell96]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 19:00, 10 September 2014 (UTC)

Talk:CWCki Forums

2014-09-10T19:00:00Z

Ell96: /* Null */ new section

I didn't feel comfortable making an article, given I founded the forum, but given that Chris will refer to things on the forum, that he is an occasional lurker, plus others in the /cwc/ community will make references to the forum (though usually derogatory).

Maybe talk about the screencaps, a screenshot of what the forum looks like for a regular user, just don't get too detailed as we're mostly interested in how it's relevant to Chris and not so much about the history of the forum itself.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:06, 25 October 2012 (PDT)

: I've rewritten the introduction a bit and expanded on what the boards are for, but that's all pretty self-evident. The main contribution here is the introduction of links to forward curious people to the boards.
: I'd include the screenshots, but I don't have them, and people have correctly pointed out that maybe advertising the board as a "Chris Hotspot" would be counterproductive to the quality of the forum.
: It'd be someone else's call on what to do with that. I think some notable events, notable posters (such as Asperchu's Creator), and some screenshots of Chris' facebook statuses would contribute to the ''value'' of the wiki article immensely. --[[User:Null|Null]] 11:00, 27 October 2012 (PDT)

The forums have been down for nearly a week. Should I be concerned? [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 21:00, 11 November 2012 (PST)
:We should have a new site up and running within the next couple days. We still haven't heard back from Forumer, so who knows if/when that will be resolved. They're not handling this very professionally. Either way, stay tuned. Things will be fixed shortly. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 12:13, 12 November 2012 (PST)
Somebody complained about cyberbullying, huh? Sigh. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 14:28, 12 November 2012 (PST)

TOS'd again on 1/29/13. Any news on a new board? [[User:Methdera|Strato]] 22:04, 29 January 2013 (PST)

Hate to say it, but I'm considering of making a new relief forum. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 17:06, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I created a new forum which is not under forumer. Now let me edit something to make it ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 17:16, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I hope it's not verboten to write about "paintingatree". Has anybody saved his posts? [[User:Hasharin|Hasharin]] 16:56, 7 May 2013 (PDT)

==Paintingtree==
I can't confirm or deny it's Chris, but saying it is, why are we saying it's his final post? He could come back, I don't think he's banned, I usually know who gets banned, so we can't really it's really final. Don't be so pessimistic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:58, 31 August 2013 (PDT)

== Null ==

the owner of the cwcki forums (Joshua Moon, aka Null/Ichverbot) is a pedophile who looks at cp via tor, and has also made rape threats to one gir, should we mention this? [[User:Ell96|Xalver nick]] ([[User talk:Ell96|talk]]) 19:00, 10 September 2014 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and electronics

2014-06-21T01:16:14Z

Ell96:

== Deletion ==
I dunno if this needs deletion, but it definitely needs to either get bigger or get zapped. The part about Chris's shit computer is really the only useful bit, the rest is just rehashed from other pages. Lemme at least add one thing that I was thinking about lately... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 17:07, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
*Ah, I didn't get to explain why. We need a citation of what his computer is, and frankly do we need a thing on 'netiquette"? And getting rid of that, do we need an article article on how Chris uses his computer? This could just go in the FAQ, really. The rest is just fluff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:27, 25 March 2010 (UTC)
**Unfortunately, there's really not much to go by on here. As far as I can tell, Chris has only mentioned his machine in Mumble 6 and the ABL call. I thought about making a Chris and Technology page and throwing this in there, but I'm not sure if that would be a good idea.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 01:00, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

If this article is to survive, it needs some work done to it. I would have gone ahead and deleted it if it wasn't for the fact a few articles link to it. If someone could shape it up a bit, that'd be great. We even have stuff to add about his computer being broken too. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:26, 18 November 2010 (PST)

==Piracy?==
This section provides phantom sources in support of nothing in particular. There is no information here regarding what Chris has torrented or how frequently he does it, and simply asserts that he knows how. It's single specific example, Photoshop, is based on extremely shaking reasoning: Chris is too cheap to pay for Photoshop, therefore he stole it? Please. First of all, it could be a gift. Secondly, he absolutely would pay for it, because he gets free money, has only one inflexible expense ("rent"), is not a saver, and because producing Sonichu (with Photoshop) is one of the few activities he bothers to perform. In other words, this section needs to go even if someone thinks the article can be saved. --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 06:01, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
:I don't know about you guys, but I think Chris uses MS Paint, not Photoshop. I was looking at the videos he made under the "ClydeGreggCashMays" account and it looks more like he's using MS Paint. What does everyone else think? --[[User:GotAFish|GotAFish]] 06:11, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
::I agree that it looks that way, but he says he uses photoshop, and there's no real reason for him to lie about that. Plus, in that 9/11 vid he did, he was using photoshop (I remember he had trouble with layers) It probably looks that way purely because he's so shit at the program that it fails on levels only previously matched by Paint. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:14, 19 June 2010 (UTC)
:::A lot of the Mumble chats get mixed together, but I do recall Chris mentioning torrenting anime in one of them.--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 00:37, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

== "Net etiquette" bullshit ==

Are you living in the 90s? Go back to your own homepages and your Usenet. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:58, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Interesting results are produced when this is sung to the tune of Running in the 90s. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

==Chris has Adobe PhotoDeluxe? ==
I had removed the line on Chris having Adobe PhotoDeluxe and replaced it with "photo manipulation software" because the citation provided didn't seem to include any reference to image editing software of any kind. TBH, if it wasn't for that citation, I wouldn't have even bothered changing that line, but since it was contradicted by the actual reference I took it out.

Is there another place where Chris mentions the software he uses? – [[User:BrianBash|BrianBash]] 19:31, 13 August 2011 (PDT)
:Watch the video in that article closely. For a brief second at the :13 mark you can see the taskbar and it indicates that Adobe PhotoDeluxe is what he's using. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:52, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

== New Laptop? ==

Since in his recent video (As of August 25th)he was given a new laptop, should we add a section for that? It could become important later on (Maybe it somehow tracks searching history or maybe I'm being unrealistic).-Icetailgreg
* At the moment, I think the minor note that's there should be enough. You're right, it could become important, but at the same time, since we don't want to speculate, what it has there is enough.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:56, 26 August 2011 (PDT)

==PC Skills==
Chris comes off as the kind of person who probably isn't good at taking care of a PC, and knowing that he looks at porn, I suspect he has shitty browsing habits (such going to random websites) which would cause his computers to accumulate Malware. --[[User:ell96|Xalver]]

Talk:Chris and electronics

2014-06-21T01:14:59Z

Ell96:

User:Ell96

2014-04-02T18:41:35Z

Ell96: My user page

I am Xalver Nick, a massive furfag obsessed with Chris's antics.

Also, kill Adam wan and all hail Encyclopedia Dramatica!

Adam wan (zaush) is an unregistered sex offender (he raped someone)

CWCki Forums

2014-04-02T18:34:30Z

Ell96: Fixed links to cwcki forums (should have been http:// instead of https://)

[[Image:CWCki_Forums_as_Guest.png|thumb|A view of the forum as a Guest. In order to view forum content for General or Lolcow General, you must register for an account.]]

{{quote|Why don't you and that damn [[Cwcki]] just go ahead and die off the [[Internet]] already so I can finally find some peace of my life?|[[Chris]] says 'Hello' to the forum users as "paintingatree", 23 May 2013.}}
{{quote|You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!

I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!!

You god damned [[JERKS|males]] make me vomit, sick and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]!!|Chris on 24 August 2013}}
[[File:137704626985.jpg|thumb|400px|This is basically it.]]
The [http://www.cwckiforums.com/ '''CWCki Forums'''] is a message board loosely affiliated with the [[CWCki]]. It is frequented by many of the wiki regulars and other people interested of all things Christorical. Its primary purpose is to allow users to discuss and speculate about [[Chris]], without needing to do so in the [[CWCki:NAF|CWCki talk pages]]. Previously hosted on Yuku, the forum had two incarnations hosted on Forumer and a Forumms.net incarnation since January 2012, but currently, since 3 February 2013, its address is http://www.cwckiforums.com/.

It's assumed that Chris lurks on the boards regularly, and screenshots of the forum have appeared on his [[Facebook]] account. His exact motivations for doing this are not clear, but it has been speculated that he intended to use the screen caps as proof of a troll conspiracy including [[Michael Snyder]]. Robert Bell, Chris's lawyer, was apparently unpersuaded by Chris's legal acumen and did not enter any screen caps into evidence.

It is also known that Chris was even posting on one of previous incarnations of the forum in 2012, under nickname "paintingatree". In his few posts, he generally tried to defend himself under the guise of a remorseful troll. This fact alone, as well as his [[Chris and writing|writing style]], and posting habits (posting rarely, never in the same thread again and never trying to start a conversation with other users) made his presence somewhat a open secret.

Surprisingly, Chris registered again under the same nickname in February 2013. He wrote the first post on 23 May, in which he made it clear that it was him. In spite of this, [[Slow-in-the-minds|in other posts he pretended to be someone else.]] As it could be expected, he was trying to defend himself again (mostly from accusations of being [[Homos|homosexual]], since many users, knowing that they're being watched, jokingly concluded that the meaning behind his absurd [[Facebook#The_Riddle|Facebook riddle]] is that Chris wants to [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|come out of the closet]]), and was very rude to the users in almost all of his posts. Being in the process of adding old friends from his [[Manchester High|high school]] on FB, he also asked if anybody found [[Tiffany Gowen]].

==Boards==
Most boards on the CWCki Forums are about discussing Chris or the forum itself.

* [http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewforum.php?f=8 '''Chris'''] - General discussion and speculation about Chris, his activities, and the world of [[Christory]].
** [http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewforum.php?f=11 '''What If?'''] - Speculation that is more eccentric or off-topic, such as: "''What if Chris preferred [[April_16_Fetish_Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor|Purple Fanta]]?''"
* [http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewforum.php?f=9 '''Sonichu'''] - Discussion of the [[Continuity_in_the_Sonichu_comics|Sonichu canon]].
* [http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewforum.php?f=21 '''Lolcow General'''] - A relatively recent addition that allows for discussion about other persons of interest.
* [http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewforum.php?f=10 '''General'''] - Displayed publicly, but one can only read the forum and its sub-forums after making a few posts. It was used to discuss anything other than Chris (e.g. video games, music), and it once became restricted in [[January_2012|January]] due to low quality of posts by less insightful posters.
* [http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewforum.php?f=7 '''CWCki Forum'''] - A board for discussing changes to the forum itself.
** [http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewforum.php?f=19&sid=80f896c6f6fcddfd6ff87dc5ee8b9f73 '''Spergatory'''] - A public trash bin for [[Asperger_syndrome|less insightful posters' threads]].

==Chris's posts==
Below are the posts Chris wrote under pseudonym paintingatree between 23 May and 2 September 2013. Unfortunately, all of his posts from the old Forumer incarnation from 2012 seem to be lost. Chris's posts are in blue, while posts in threads he was responding to are in red.

===Re: DreamHost and a possible migration===
{{quoteboxred|'''by Marvin » Wed May 22, 2013 1:00 am'''
Uhh, all the cool kids use linode. Also, I'd whatever the whatever you're asking us to whatever, but I'm too drunk to do it properly and/or usefully right now, so, maybe when I'm sober.|Marvin}}

And then, [[Pokémon|a wild Chris-Chan appears]]:

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Thu May 23, 2013 7:36 am'''
Why don't you and that damn [[Cwcki]] just go ahead and die off the [[Internet]] already so I can finally find some peace of my life?<ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1126&p=38206#p38206]</ref>}}

He received thanks from 22 users (and still counting) for this post.

===Re: Should Chris Consider Dating A 'Special' Girl?===
{{quoteboxred|'''by Thetan » Sat Jun 08, 2013 10:42 pm'''
Rather than constantly whining about how lonely he is, Chris should consider revising his sweetheart standards. He has set the bar far too high for himself. He couldn't even make things work out with Faeryn or The Wallflower.

Chris could do well with a 'special' girl: potentially someone mildly mentally retarded who enjoys the same childish things he does. They could enjoy each other's company, coloring and watching cartoons together. As long as they don't have unprotected sex, I don't see a problem with this type of relationship.

Such a person may actually find Chris interesting, look up to him, and hang onto his every word. The relationship would not only alleviate his loneliness, but be good for his ego as well.|Thetan <ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1327#p46205]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:48 pm'''
In response to your question, I ask you a question. Would YOU, in full honesty, full truth, in your right mind, at all, date a "Special Girl"? How would you feel if you woke up the next morning with droning moaning and blather coming from the face next to you?<ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1327&p=71503#p71503]</ref>}}

===Re: Tiffany Gowen===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Wed Aug 14, 2013 8:20 pm'''
Hey, whatever happened to [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany]]? Didn't she get [[Merried Seinor Comic|married]] or something? Like, dude, where did she go; has anyone found her?<ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1195&p=74381#p74381]</ref>}}

Most noteworthy response:

{{quoteboxred|'''by applecat » Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:14 am'''
I found her! It was tough because she didn't have a Facebook, but I made sure to send her a link to the CWCki so she would know to stay away from that horrible man. She was very disappointed in him, but she thanked me for the tip-off. That's one more gal-pal safe from Chris!|applecat <ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1195&start=45#p74968]</ref>}}

===Re: I had a conversation with my wife about Christian.===
{{quoteboxred|'''by The Dude » Sat Aug 17, 2013 9:41 am'''
I've told her a little about Christian back in the day, but haven't told her about any of the recent stuff like Tomgil, running over Snyder, stuff like that.

The conversation went like this:

Me: So let's have a hypothetical.

Mrs. Dude: OK.

Me: Let's say something happens to me and we're no longer together. For sake of argument let's say I died.

Mrs. Dude: Oh no!

Me: So I'm dead and gone, and you're single again. Enough time has passed that you want to get back out and find another man.

Mrs. Dude: OK.

Me: Now here's the rub; the only guy who wants to date you is fat, balding, doesn't bathe, has no job, dresses like a girl, and lives with his mother in a hoarded house. He also shits himself when he's upset.

Mrs. Dude: Ew! EEWWWWW!!!

Me: What do you do?

Mrs. Dude: Tell him to stay away and strongly consider becoming a lesbian.

Me: A wise choice.

Mrs. Dude: There's someone out there that you know about who fits that exact description, isn't there?

Me: Remember that guy I told you about on the internet? The guy I showed you the videos of him having a singing battle with my friend?

Mrs. Dude: The autistic kid with the fucked up Sonic thing?

Me: Yup.

Mrs. Dude: He SHITS himself?

Me: Yup.

Mrs. Dude: Oh my...why? That's just grody! EW! EEWWWW!!

Me: I know.

Do you ever have conversations with anyone about Chris? How have they gone?|The Dude <ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1927#p75268]</ref>}}

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Sat Aug 17, 2013 2:56 pm'''
You, sir, are NOT married; you are making as much fabrication up as Chris would. Your post is a fraud; you will never change my mind; You Are Pathetic. Ha. Ha. Ha. <ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1927&p=75359#p75359]</ref>}}

===Seriously? No one wants to finish [[Facebook#The_Riddle|Chris' Puzzle]]?===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Sat Aug 17, 2013 7:08 pm'''
You all aren't even going to figure the Links between the photos? I mean, I don't think they have the same common thread, but one still links to the other. The lemon cake is a favorite food of businesswomen, and Cuban is a businessman. A bakery in Delaware highly recommends lemon and almond cookies. Delaware Bue Hens; hens on a farm with tornados. It's not totally rocket science. <ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1931&p=75423#p75423]</ref>}}

===Re: Chris likes [[Manchester_High_School#Go_Lancers.21|the lancers]] on facebook.===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Mon Aug 19, 2013 3:10 pm'''
Oh, for God's Sake!!! [[Chris and sex|Did Chris not make it clear enough time and again that he is in Absolute Fact Fucking Straight?! He gets a hard on with a Woman! He gets Pukey Sick when seeing topless males! He freaking wears a bra to cover his own shame! He gets a hard on with WOMEN!!! Stop Mislabeling the Straight Man Already!!!]]

BTW: Cuban was born in Pittsburg; Pirates roam the seas with the Mayflower; there is a photo of Chris wearing a Pittsburg Pirates Cap. Also, when you want to call him Stupid, do not mislabel him there either!

[[Chris and hypocrisy|You all are pathetic, stupid, no ounce is common sense or intelligence at all!]] I do not know why I keep following you all at all!

Break Up the whole Group here already!!! <ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=1917&p=76063#p76063]</ref>}}

===Christian Weston Chandler is STRAIGHT!!!!===
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Sat Aug 24, 2013 1:59 pm'''
You God Damn Pinheads!!!! I have already told you; Chris has told you!!!! The Riddle's answer was the FUCKING PITTSBURG PIRATES!!!! CHRISTIAN IS NOT A GOD DAMNED HOMO!!!! CHRISTIAN IS STRAIGHT!!!! He gets hard over women!! He vomits at males!!

GET IT THROUGH YOUR GOD DAMNED, DEMENTED, THICK SKULLS, YOU GOD DAMNED PINHEADS!!!!

I should know very well, because I Am Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, himself!!!!

You god damned [[JERKS|males]] make me vomit, sick and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]]!! <ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=19&t=1974&p=77923#p77923]</ref>}}

===September 2 FB update; New Troll to "Welcome"===

Just after revealing himself in his previous post, Chris acts as if nothing happened. Instead of [[Calling Out|encouraging his trolls to harrass his perceived enemies]] directly in a quoted FB post, he does it by pretending to be one of them... and fails.

{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Mon Sep 2, 2013 9:22 am'''
He has posted Publically, and I quote:

I have just been intercepted by a Manajerk and an Offline Troll/Bully. Her name is [REDACTED]; works within the Mal-Wart region. Every Troll/Cyber-Bully should contact her at her email address of [REDACTED], and remind her that no one is to mess with an Autistic Person when they are in a depressed, sad, angry or foul mood, especially with the online reputation that was dragged through the worst mud, muck and bodily fluids that said Autistic Person has, and if his hatred of the XBox brand, and the number of Trolls that populate half to three-quarters of that brand, stand in the way of the foul mood, then that is Microsoft's Freaking Problem!

Yes! Let's Bother The Hell Out Of the Manajerk, and Give Her the Worst Day of Her Life!!!<ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2024&p=81129#p81129]</ref>}}

===Bann has happened again===
Chris again requests for a trolling plan to troll Ms.Manajerk which is according to his [[Facebook#Chris_Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]], ignoring the '''No trolling plans''' rule again.
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Fri Sep 06, 2013 1:00 pm'''
Ha! I sincerely do not find anything credible about this forum that makes it Not-Trolling. We really should Troll (name redacted) now that she has followed in [[Michael Snyder]]'s steps now. She deserves revenge in Chris' name. <ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2074&p=83678#p83678]</ref>}}

===YOU ALL DO NOTHING BUT CONTINUE TO TROLL PEOPLE!!!===
After getting the responses he doesn't desire, Chris then tard rages and shows off his huge [[Chris and his ego|ego]] about how [[Chris and copyright|taking his words and content without permission or consent is trolling and cyber-bullying.]] Again, he pretends as if he is not Chris at all.
{{quotebox|'''by paintingatree » Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:02 pm'''
IF this was NOT a Trolling Forum, you all would NOT be talking at all about Christian. [[Chris and his ego|The more you talk about him, AND bother him in ANY Communications, AND take his words and content without permission or consent, THE MORE YOU BASTARDS ARE SO TROLLING AND CYBER-BULLYING!!!]]

DESTROY THIS FORUM AND THE DAMN CWCKI NOW!!!<ref>[http://www.cwckiforums.com/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=2080&p=84212#p84212]</ref>}}

==Gallery of screencaps Chris took of the CWCki forum and posted on [[Facebook]]==
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File:Readinposts.PNG|Chris mocks board regular "Lucrid" and assures us the [[JenkinsJinkies]] sodomy story was made up.
File:Koreans.PNG|Chris denigrates Korean cuisine due to a misunderstanding.
File:No_trolling_plans.jpg|"No Trolling Plans"; Who the f*** are they kidding?" - [[Facebook#No_trolling_plans|Chris, over Facebook]]
File:CWCKiForumsPoll.jpg|Right; I'm ugly as hell. <nowiki>|:(</nowiki>
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[[Category: Websites]]

==See also==
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]]
* [[Trollin' Train]]
* [[Sonichu Girls]]
* [[GameFAQs]]

==References==
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{{The Internet}}