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2011-02-09T01:51:39Z

Elliecoral:

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[[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:41, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Ah, convenient. Thanks! -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:51, 8 February 2011 (PST)

CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-09T01:40:16Z

Elliecoral:

'''Inside the Pickle Suit''' is an ongoing [[CWCki]] project where CWCki users can ask trolls involved with Chris their side of the story in a series of interviews in order to gain information to improve CWCki articles.

The first interview will be with '''Ivy's ghost''', scheduled for 11 February 2011.

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Difficulty - must be trolls (no [[Megan]], [[The Wallflower]], etc.).

'''Vote for next interview on the [[CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit|talk page]] by 10 February 2011.'''

Some possibilities (not inclusive):

*[[BlueSpike]]/Julie
*[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]
*[[Emily]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]
*[[Clyde Cash]]

==Rules of Engagement==
*No stupid questions (i.e. "What's your REAL name?," "Where do you REALLY live?").
*Read the relevant articles first before asking.

==Questions==
Ask your questions here. Be sure to [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Sign_your_comments|sign your question]] so we know who asked it.

'''Questions for Ivy are due 10 February 2011'''

Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)
* Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this]] video?--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)

After the saga ended, Chris seemed uncertain about whether you were a really a troll or not. Have you ever considered re-establishing contact with him?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 21:19, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:Doesn't Chris think Ivy died? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:51, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::He thought PandaHalo died earlier in the year; that didn't stop him from e-mailing her once she resurfaced. Not saying it's a good idea for Ivy to do the same, I'm just wondering if Ivy ever thought about it.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:39, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:*Of course Ivy's dead, that's why we're getting an interview with her ''ghost''. But that does bring about a bigger issue, which I'll discuss in a separate section.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:50, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:That's not really "bluespike". That was really just how blue ended it. People always gloss over all the other stuff that blue got us, most notably the "bob walks in" audio. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Did you ever save any of the chatlogs/phone calls ect with Chris or are they lost in the Time Void forever? [[User:BSD|BSD]] 23:02, 4 February 2011 (PST)

this idea is fucking retarding i opt out. fuck you champ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)
* edit sorry, was out celebrating chinese new years i meant to say fucking retarded. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::This from the same guy (or guys behind the fursona), masthead apparant of the PVCC (to which the very same USI and truly stalkerish appearance is also rightfully attributed) who had waited until things are already in a frenzy about Chris and not having everything to do with him (Jackie crap) then started giving scraps of withheld chatlogs and things that aren't even interesting and only may have been in the first place (Bluespike Skype logs, almost useless with just chattext, ect.) and made sure he got in on the CWCki "Chris And..." spergfest of the time by meaninglessly making "Television" into "Chris and Television," just to draw attention to himself and try to drive home that he is a EPIN TROL GODTEIR liek NOONE ELSEEEE, and now flips his fucking shit when there's the chance he might not get to uphold the mystique of the character and his personal army or whatever if he deigns to volunteer answers to some simple questions about what he did, why and how and if those who he considers are at his beck and call answer question that don't need to have anything to do with him. why don't you quit being such a faggot and just answer questions that people who have followed your trolling of chris for years want to know? [[User:12345|12345]] 20:03, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- [[User:TheMAN|TheMAN]] 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)

The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --[[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST)

Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - [[User:Machop|Machop]] 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)

If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --[[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)

How come nobody but you guys have been able to contact Chris? Do you guys monitor his e-mail and other messages before he gets them? --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 07:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:What do you mean? People contact Chris all the time. He just doesn't respond. His phone number is everywhere. Also, he doesn't have a computer anymore and I seriously doubt he checks his email too frequently. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::It just seems a little odd to me that you guys have had dibs on the fat manchild for all these years now. Certainly Chrissy talks to other people as well? I don't care how lazy he is, there should also be other lottery winners from his e-mail box.... since 2007. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 14:48, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::Who used email to communicate with him? The only major person I can think of who used email was Jackie and she contacted him from outside of email first. Anyone I'm missing? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::::You wanna be that way, fine, whatever. But I still think you guys checked his email and other shit to keep tabs on him. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 15:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::::I think it's pretty much a given that they did or still do have access to his email, despite claims otherwise. Also on /cwc/ recently Tito intercepted a white knighting attempt left in Chris' cellphone voicemail by a /cwc/ user, and they prank called this guy back. Tito posted what the contents were of the message, since the guy claimed he called to troll Chris and Tito revealed it was actually a white knight attempt. That tells you they also have access to his voicemail inbox. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:30, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::I think it's more likely that the number the white knight texted was fake or something. I doubt anyone's doing anything illegal here. Nobody's that stupid. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:39, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::Could be. Would it actually be illegal if you just figured out somebodies voicemail password or it was willingly given though? Anyway, it doesn't really matter and I don't care either way, so that's all I have to say on the matter. Looking forward to this though, I'm glad you guys decided to do it. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 15:08, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::It doesn't necessarily mean that someone is in his voicemail. Chris could've told someone about it. Like that's how [[User:Miela|miela]] was caught. Chris told Jackie about her. Also we run into a lot of dumb white knights when people message accounts like the CWCville library. People think they're talking to Chris and drop their info. I don't remember what happened with the person on /cwc/, but I don't think access to Chris' voicemail was necessary. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:09, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::This happened like last month, which was awhile after Chris left the internet. This guy left a message in Chris' voicemail, then posted audio of a message he got back that was someone impersonating Chris. Tito then showed up and said it wasn't the real Chris and that he'd had someone make that call, and that this guy actually left a white knight message on Chris' phone, not a trolling message as he claimed. There was no way he told anyone about it since he'd already ragequit again. Seems pretty clear he had access to the voicemail. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 00:27, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)

How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)

When you started your trolling endeavor did you ever realize how horrifyingly obsessed Chris would become with you? Also, given how chilling it is for people to watch the videos he made for you, what was your reaction to it all? Was it scary, hilarious, or an odd mixture of the two?
[[User:OsirisLord|OsirisLord]] 00:21, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves?
-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) [minor edit for grammar]

Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy, I guess this question has to do with meeting Chris, but how badly did Chris want to meet you in real life? And did Chris have any intentions of getting married with you(because of his daughter Crystal), or possibly getting a place together(If it went that far in Chris's mind)? Or did Chris just want you inside of his filthy home and having degrading "hanky-panky" in the garbage heaps of his house(because nothing says romance like rolling around in some garbage with an overweight man-child)? [[Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 4:20, 8 February 2011 (EST)

Any relation to Poison Ivy? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)

This is an odd one, but was there, at any time, a moment when you felt a morsel of pity and/or (misguided) affection for Chris, or believed that he could be changed? (Granted, we mostly despise Chris, but there are a few times when some of us feel sorry for him and wish he could improve himself.) Do you believe Chris can redeem himself and become a somewhat functioning member of society, or is he a lost cause? For that matter, did you consider white knighting? -- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 18:11, 8 February 2011 (EST)

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-08T23:11:27Z

Elliecoral:

CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-08T16:49:31Z

Elliecoral:

'''Inside the Pickle Suit''' is an ongoing [[CWCki]] project where CWCki users can ask trolls involved with Chris their side of the story in a series of interviews in order to gain information to improve CWCki articles.

The first interview will be with '''Ivy's ghost''', scheduled for 11 February 2011.

==Candidates for Future Interviews==
Difficulty - must be trolls (no [[Megan]], [[The Wallflower]], etc.).

'''Vote for next interview on the [[CWCki talk:Inside the Pickle Suit|talk page]] by 10 February 2011.'''

Some possibilities (not inclusive):

*[[BlueSpike]]/Julie
*[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]]
*[[Emily]]
*[[Jack Thaddeus]]
*[[Clyde Cash]]

==Rules of Engagement==
*No stupid questions (i.e. "What's your REAL name?," "Where do you REALLY live?").
*Read the relevant articles first before asking.

==Questions==
Ask your questions here. Be sure to [[Help:A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Sign_your_comments|sign your question]] so we know who asked it.

'''Questions for Ivy are due 10 February 2011'''

Assuming that you weren't forced to abort, what was your original plan for ending the saga? Did you have anything special planned for the breakup?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:18, 3 February 2011 (PST)
* Also how did you get Chris to watch End of Evangelion and did he have any prior exposure to the series?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:42, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much contact did you have with Chris? Also, were you ever actually planning on meeting Chris like he mentions in [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|this]] video?--[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 18:15, 3 February 2011 (PST)

How much input did you have into the content Chris produced during the saga? Were the Wedding/Honeymoon Comics based on your suggestions, or did Chris come up with it on his own?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 18:27, 3 February 2011 (PST)

After the saga ended, Chris seemed uncertain about whether you were a really a troll or not. Have you ever considered re-establishing contact with him?--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 21:19, 3 February 2011 (PST)

:Doesn't Chris think Ivy died? [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 11:51, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::He thought PandaHalo died earlier in the year; that didn't stop him from e-mailing her once she resurfaced. Not saying it's a good idea for Ivy to do the same, I'm just wondering if Ivy ever thought about it.--[[User:Dethchemist77|Dethchemist77]] 16:39, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:*Of course Ivy's dead, that's why we're getting an interview with her ''ghost''. But that does bring about a bigger issue, which I'll discuss in a separate section.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:50, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Opinions regarding how Chris became the way he is vary from assigning him over nine thousand different mental diseases and disorders, to crediting his 'perfect storm' of behavioral issues to simply shitty parenting of an autistic kid. As one of his more dedicated trolls, what are your thoughts? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Most of the trolling aside from BlueSpike's efforts seems designed with the ultimate goal of helping Chris (eg "Get a job" is a requirement of practically all sweethearts). Do you believe this has had any effect? Can they? Following on from that, do you support BlueSpike style trolling, aka purposely inflicting as much harm on Chris as possible with no 'goal'? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 13:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
:That's not really "bluespike". That was really just how blue ended it. People always gloss over all the other stuff that blue got us, most notably the "bob walks in" audio. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 17:43, 4 February 2011 (PST)
Is it true that one time when Chris called you, one of your parents (or someone pretended to be your parent) picked up the phone and told Chris off for calling all the time and so damn early in the morning? --[[User:Nhocgreen|Nhocgreen]] 20:49, 4 February 2011 (PST)

Did you ever save any of the chatlogs/phone calls ect with Chris or are they lost in the Time Void forever? [[User:BSD|BSD]] 23:02, 4 February 2011 (PST)

this idea is fucking retarding i opt out. fuck you champ. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)
* edit sorry, was out celebrating chinese new years i meant to say fucking retarded. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 23:42, 4 February 2011 (PST)

::This from the same guy (or guys behind the fursona), masthead apparant of the PVCC (to which the very same USI and truly stalkerish appearance is also rightfully attributed) who had waited until things are already in a frenzy about Chris and not having everything to do with him (Jackie crap) then started giving scraps of withheld chatlogs and things that aren't even interesting and only may have been in the first place (Bluespike Skype logs, almost useless with just chattext, ect.) and made sure he got in on the CWCki "Chris And..." spergfest of the time by meaninglessly making "Television" into "Chris and Television," just to draw attention to himself and try to drive home that he is a EPIN TROL GODTEIR liek NOONE ELSEEEE, and now flips his fucking shit when there's the chance he might not get to uphold the mystique of the character and his personal army or whatever if he deigns to volunteer answers to some simple questions about what he did, why and how and if those who he considers are at his beck and call answer question that don't need to have anything to do with him. why don't you quit being such a faggot and just answer questions that people who have followed your trolling of chris for years want to know? [[User:12345|12345]] 20:03, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Was there a point were trolling Chris stopped being fun and became a chore? As in, because he kept calling, you felt you HAD to talk to him and you HAD to keep dealing with him? A follow up question: was it your idea to end it or and outside source? -- [[User:TheMAN|TheMAN]] 03:03, 5 February 2011 (PST)

The say that a madman falling in love with you is a scarier situation than a madman wanting to kill you. Were you frightened or disturbed by any of your contacts with Chris? Or if not, were you merely amused by his bizarre methods of showing affection? --[[User:DJChaos|DJChaos]] 15:22, 5 February 2011 (PST)

Outside of what's been documented, are there any funny Chris stories you can share with us? [[User:John Ritter's Nutsack|John Ritter's Nutsack]] 15:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

When Rocky decided to call the police, did you have any conversations with her at all? Obviously the background check on you came up with nothing, but did you have any problems at all with Rocky's meddling? - [[User:Machop|Machop]] 16:57, 5 February 2011 (PST)

This one's kinda stupid, but i am a little curious. When Chris made the wedding comic the dress was ripped off from November Rain. Since Chris only listens to video game music or songs from guitar hero, chances are he never heard of that song or seen that video. Did you ever mention that you liked guns and roses/November rain, or is that some of his random accessness? --[[User:CaseHa|CaseHa]] 17:10, 5 February 2011 (PST)

If you had one more time to troll Chris before you died, what else would you have done to the manchild? --[[User:PedoforkBait|PedoforkBait]] 18:06, 5 February 2010 (PST)

How come nobody but you guys have been able to contact Chris? Do you guys monitor his e-mail and other messages before he gets them? --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 07:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:What do you mean? People contact Chris all the time. He just doesn't respond. His phone number is everywhere. Also, he doesn't have a computer anymore and I seriously doubt he checks his email too frequently. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 12:24, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::It just seems a little odd to me that you guys have had dibs on the fat manchild for all these years now. Certainly Chrissy talks to other people as well? I don't care how lazy he is, there should also be other lottery winners from his e-mail box.... since 2007. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 14:48, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::Who used email to communicate with him? The only major person I can think of who used email was Jackie and she contacted him from outside of email first. Anyone I'm missing? [[User:Canine|Canine]] 15:13, 6 February 2011 (PST)
::::You wanna be that way, fine, whatever. But I still think you guys checked his email and other shit to keep tabs on him. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 15:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)
:::::I think it's pretty much a given that they did or still do have access to his email, despite claims otherwise. Also on /cwc/ recently Tito intercepted a white knighting attempt left in Chris' cellphone voicemail by a /cwc/ user, and they prank called this guy back. Tito posted what the contents were of the message, since the guy claimed he called to troll Chris and Tito revealed it was actually a white knight attempt. That tells you they also have access to his voicemail inbox. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:30, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::I think it's more likely that the number the white knight texted was fake or something. I doubt anyone's doing anything illegal here. Nobody's that stupid. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 14:39, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::Could be. Would it actually be illegal if you just figured out somebodies voicemail password or it was willingly given though? Anyway, it doesn't really matter and I don't care either way, so that's all I have to say on the matter. Looking forward to this though, I'm glad you guys decided to do it. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 15:08, 7 February 2011 (PST)
::::::It doesn't necessarily mean that someone is in his voicemail. Chris could've told someone about it. Like that's how [[User:Miela|miela]] was caught. Chris told Jackie about her. Also we run into a lot of dumb white knights when people message accounts like the CWCville library. People think they're talking to Chris and drop their info. I don't remember what happened with the person on /cwc/, but I don't think access to Chris' voicemail was necessary. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 16:09, 7 February 2011 (PST)
:::::::This happened like last month, which was awhile after Chris left the internet. This guy left a message in Chris' voicemail, then posted audio of a message he got back that was someone impersonating Chris. Tito then showed up and said it wasn't the real Chris and that he'd had someone make that call, and that this guy actually left a white knight message on Chris' phone, not a trolling message as he claimed. There was no way he told anyone about it since he'd already ragequit again. Seems pretty clear he had access to the voicemail. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 00:27, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Probably a stupid question but have you ever talked to Barb or Bob on the phone? If so, How did it go?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:41, 6 February 2011 (PST)

How did you find out about Chris stealing his parent's credit cards for his PSN account?
--[[User:Lucida|Lucida]] 7:52, 6 February 2011 (PST)

When you started your trolling endeavor did you ever realize how horrifyingly obsessed Chris would become with you? Also, given how chilling it is for people to watch the videos he made for you, what was your reaction to it all? Was it scary, hilarious, or an odd mixture of the two?
[[User:OsirisLord|OsirisLord]] 00:21, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Kind of piggybacking on another user's question: If you had had the chance to meet Chris in person, how do you think the event would have progressed? Would you have attempted to follow Chris's itinerary to a certain point before suggesting different activities, ride it the whole way through, or completely hijack it? Also, judging how the date with Emily (and any other female) went, it seems that Chris's ultimate goal in meeting up with a woman is to kiss and/or bed her. Would you have been prepared for his advances? Would you have brought along a chaperon/bodyguard, or did you believe that Chris was actually pretty harmless and that you could easily deflect his moves?
-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 17:08 7 February 2011 (EST) [minor edit for grammar]

Ivy, I am curious. What was your reaction to the creeptacular videos Chris made for you, particularly "Message for Ivy" and "For my Sweetest Ivy"? Did you start to second guess your decision to help troll Chris? What was your reaction to "For my Sweetest Ivy" getting played on the radio? It seems Chris has arguably made some of his creepiest and disturbing videos during your saga, and was totally enamored with you. Was there anything different you were doing in your trolling of Chris over the phone, as he seemed to be obsessed with your more than any other "sweetheart" of any saga before or since. I only ask this since we don't have your phone calls to hear for ourselves, so I'm curious if you did anything unique to get Chris so wrapped up in you? [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 14:26, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Ivy's Ghost, what was it about what you did that seemed to influence Chris to draw comic and also bring the crazy out of him? Also, you seem to have been the last sweetheart to use a fursona/sonic recolor sidekicks. Would you recommend future sweethearts to do the same? [[User:Barachulove|Barachulove]] 20:23, 7 February 2011 (PST)

Clyde, this question is purely hypothetical, and asked constantly by people all over the internet, but I have a twist on this one. People constantly ask and wonder "Would Clyde or the trolls ever have an IRL encounter with Chris Chan face to face?". This question is not only stupid, but people are dumber than Chris for asking it in the first place. They act as if some Hollywood movie drama scene between two sworn foes would break out like Darth Vader vs. Luke Skywalker. So, my question is, would you actually meet Chris in real life in order to become "friends" with him and gain his trust? And if you did, would you simultaneously film and document your encounters and outings to let Chris embarass himself more on the internet? [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 01:31, 8th February 2011 (EST)
:Hey dumbass. You're supposed to be posting questions for Ivy. She is the first person they are doing and they are asking for questions related to her only. Not to mention, if you would fucking read, Clyde already said he's not going to do it. The list at the top is just people who may participate, the only one so far is Ivy. So delete this shit. [[User:Nigroid|Nigroid]] 00:27, 8 February 2011 (PST)

Any relation to Poison Ivy? [[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 10:29, 8 February 2011 (EST)

[[Category:CWCki projects]]

YouTube

2011-02-07T22:12:33Z

Elliecoral:

[[Image:Youtubehacked.jpg|thumb|Chris's original YouTube channel, after it was hacked.]]
[[Image:Happybday.jpg|thumb|[[Chris and his Ego|Chris commenting on a video thinking it was meant for him.]]]]

'''YouTube''' is the primary arena in the online world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], who has occasionally called it "the YouTube". Although his website may get hacked and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] might crash and [[110mb]] will suck balls, YouTube.com is always up and operational, and, up until his "final departure from the Internet" in 2010, Chris was always producing new [[Captain's Log]] [[videos]] and reacting to the videos of his [[trolls|friends]] and [[trolls|enemies]].

For Chris, YouTube is not merely a way to post videos dedicated to his alleged adoring [[fanbase]] and issue broad condemnations of trolling; it is also a communication channel. Chris has posted several videos on his YouTube channel that he apparently believes will be only viewed by the people he addressed the videos to – and that they'll view the video even when they haven't been made aware of Chris's channel. He has addressed individual trolls, individual alleged fans, [[sweetheart]]s and especially former sweethearts, journalists<ref>[[10 September 2009]]</ref> and TV shows<ref>[[For G4s Web Soup]]</ref><ref>[[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|''Cleveland Show'' Voice Rant]]</ref>, local business managers<ref>[[Apology to Game & Hobby Place]]</ref> and other people within driving distance of his house. As of [[2009]], Chris is wary of email and other text-based forms of communication, having been burned by alleged sweethearts who turned out to have [[pickle]]s. In order to satisfy his ever-inflating [[ego]], he searches videos labeled "Chris-chan".

There's a certain beauty to the way Chris's videos are displayed to the world: The videos he wants the world to see end up on YouTube. The videos he reconsiders and deletes also end up on YouTube. The videos he sends privately to trusted [[gal pal]]s end up on YouTube. The videos he makes depicting himself in the nude usually get taken down from YouTube, but that's what SlutLoad is for. A high priority among the internet bullies is to archive every video Chris has ever made, which is fairly challenging since Chris will often DELETE ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING when he thinks he's embarrassed himself or left himself open to attack.

Luckily, [[Arjen Van Dierten]] archived them on his YouTube account for prosperity of future [[lulz]]. As he has retired from this duty, [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] (and several unrelated YouTubers) save Chris's video-encased faggotry for future generations.

==Video Quality (Or lack thereof)==

{{main|Chris and Camerawork}}

[[Image:camerawork1.png|thumb|left|C'mon! You can TOTALLY see his face!]]

When viewing one of Chris's videos, one of the first things the viewer will notice (besides the [[Obesity|morbidly obese]] manchild) is the '''excruciatingly''' poor quality of his video. One of his major flaws as a cameraman is lighting; any amateur cinematographer would know that if he's recording a video indoors, he would turn the lights on, but Chris refuses to adhere to this basic rule. As a result, almost all videos recorded indoors have a sickly greenish-yellow tinge to them. Also, due to this, almost every video suffers from blurriness thanks to the lack of proper lighting.

Whenever Chris is recording, he seems to fail to grasp the basic object of "focus"; to make sure that the camera is appropriately trained on whatever it is he is trying to film. As such, whenever he is filming, he is often way out of center. It also doesn't help that he often adjusts the camera angle without regards to what his audience will see, which means that [[Fail|you can't even see what it is he's filming]]. For a very good example, when Chris was gloating about [[Secret Weapon|the picture of Clyde Cash]] he had found online, he was holding it far too close to the camera's lens, so that you never really do get to look at the picture as a whole.

Chris also seems to lack any basic video editing skills, be it pre- or post-production. Whenever he needs to put text in a video, he chooses to write it down on a piece of paper and record it with his camera. Almost any basic video editing software, even [[Wikipedia:Windows Movie Maker|Windows Movie Maker]], has an option to display computer-generated text within the video. In the occasions that he needs to insert a TV clip, such as in [[Some Favored Comedians]], he opts to record directly from the TV screen, even though it would be far more prudent to insert the clips in via editing. It's not too hard to download TV clips online.

What makes this all pathetic is that [[Common_Questions#15_January_2010|Chris chooses to blame these flaws on his equipment]], when anyone as devoted to video blogging as himself would choose a far superior and more devoted option than the [[PSEye]] camera, and buy the basic essentials such as a tripod, as well as some decent video editing software such as [[Wikipedia:Sony Vegas|Sony Vegas]]. But that would leave him without money to spend on [[Sex toys|other things]]. [[Monthly tugboat|Your tax dollars at work, people!]]

==Chris's YouTube accounts==

===Sonichu ([[May 2007]] - [[September 2008]])===
Chris's ORIGINAL and OFFICIAL YouTube account was [http://www.youtube.com/user/Sonichu Sonichu], created on 08 May 2007. The account originally served to host the trailer for his [[DVD]], his [[Future Message]], and the clips of himself on the evening news.

Following his discovery of the ED page in [[November 2007]], Chris began using the account to post videos arguing against ED's [[Laughs Under Lucricities]], and by [[August 2008]] it had become the base of operations for his war against all of ED. The Sonichu account was hacked during a massive ED counteroffensive on 11 September; Chris deleted the account, apparently hoping to escape from the trolls under a new username.

===[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChan6789 CChan6789] ([[September 2008]] - [[March 2009]])===
Chris created CChan6789 on 18 September 2008, and abandoned it on 30 March 2009. This account saw many of the most famous and classic Chris-chan moments, including him [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|crashing into slumber]] and [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009|raging at Clyde Cash for the first time]]. Amazingly, CChan6789 remains open with several videos still intact. According to his [[Jackie e-mails|talks with Jackie]], the only reason this account was lost was because Chris lost his password and he was too dim to realize that there's a ''password recovery'' function.

===CChanSonichu ([[April 2009]] - [[July 2009]])===
Although Chris abandoned CChan6789 with the intent of preventing the trolls from having new footage to mock him with, Chris returned with [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichu CChanSonichu] on 09 April 2009. This account saw even more classic Chris moments, such as him [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|admitting to drinking his jizz]]. The account was hacked on 05 June 2009, although Chris subsequently regained access and posted [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting and threatening videos]] which caused the account to be suspended on 11 July.

===[[IBAChandler]] ([[July 2009]] - [[August 2009]])===
Rather than attempt to reactivate CChanSonichu or simply reuse CChan6789, Chris immediately created [http://www.youtube.com/user/IBAChandler IBAChandler] on 11 July 2009. This new username confused many faggots, requiring Chris to slowly explain thousands of times that "IBAChandler" is a pun meaning "I be a Chandler," as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers."

Chris's initial use of the IBAChandler account was to post [[Rollin' and Trollin'|a video with his new look]], claiming he was and had always been a troll posing as an autistic manchild. This resulted in the narrative that the owner of IBAChandler was an impostor named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], and that [[CChanSonichuCWC]] was in fact the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler.

===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler] ([[August 2009]] - present)===
To dispel the claims he's Ian Brandon Anderson, Chris made a new account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/ChristianWChandler ChristianWChandler], which makes it clear (or so he believes) that he is Christian Weston Chandler. Of course, that's what Ian Brandon Anderson would have you think.

On 22 [[November 2010]], Chris uploaded a video in which he announces his departure from the [[Internet]] again. After uploading this video, Chris removed all his other videos from his ChristianWChandler account.

===[http://www.youtube.com/user/ClydeGreggCashMays ClydeGreggCashMays] ([[October 2009]] - [[November 2009]]) ===
Apparently very vaguely aware that YouTube accounts that are used for blackmailing people tend to get shut down, Chris created this account to post his blackmail videos of Clyde Cash, so that in the unlikely event of YouTube noticing his repulsive activities, his main account won't get shut down.

It is very possible that YouTube terms of service don't work this way. But what do we know? We've only read the terms of service, not Chris's mind.

==See also==
* [[Chris and Camerawork]]
* [[List of videos]]
* [[Captain's Log]]
* [[PSEye]]

==Sauces==
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==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary The CWCville Library]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg Vivian's home of the audiobooks.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC The real Christian Weston Chandler's YT account.]

[[Category:Chris's websites]]
[[Category:Websites]]

CWCki:Inside the Pickle Suit

2011-02-07T22:09:52Z

Elliecoral:

For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV

2011-02-03T23:01:46Z

Elliecoral:

{{Honest}}
[[File:Ima42Bust.jpg|thumb|Chris's measurements.]]

'''For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV''' is a video leaked 21 [[April 2010]] for [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] in which [[Chris]] demonstrates how he would pleasure her orally and reveals his [[muscle bra|sports bra]], showing off his creepiness on a level not seen since the [[Ivy]] saga.

Chris, wearing a new [[shirt]] bearing a message contradictory to his claims that he is not a [[homo]], begins by apologizing to Jackie for introducing her to the [[CWCki]] (perhaps seeking to avoid another [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] incident) and trying to explain what he believes happened with Ivy and [[Vanessa Saga|Vanessa Hudgens]]. Chris attempts to sound sincere but, as always, fails miserably. Things only go from bad to worse as Chris demonstrates how he would "pleasure" her [[Chris and sex|orally]]; Chris's voice gets noticeably more excited as he explains this. He even goes so far as to show how he would [[fail|use his tongue as well]]. This, unfortunately, goes on for a good minute. At one point, Chris seems to [[Mumble 8|forget who he's talking to]] and refers to Jackie as [[Ivy]]. Chris ends the video by explaining how he has a belly and man-boobs - he seems slightly more willing to admit this fact than he did back in [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] - and reveals that he wears a [[muscle bra|sports bra]]. To make it even more pathetic: Chris actually fills it in.

Chris, in a surprising move, did not upload the video to [[YouTube]] but instead used MediaFire. He believes this will keep anyone from getting a hold of the video, neglecting the idea that Jackie herself would circulate it.

Also, note how the trolls DID find it.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wEKLxgRJnAc}}
| stardate = 21 April 2010
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{MountAndDoMe|text}}, {{Cwcbra2|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]
| next = [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]
}}

{{quote|I'm gonna show you some ways on how I can pleasure you orally, mmkay?}}

===Transcript===
Hey, Jackie, it's me Christian. I'm doing this video for you 'cause upload to th- da MediaFire. Hopefully uh, [[trolls]] will not get that to there. I mean, yeah, I have not tried MediaFire f- before. But, yeah, I do have a friend that recommends it as well, so, for you I'll try it.

[''Removes [[glasses]], rubs the bridge of his nose'']

Well, first half of the video though uh, yeah, let me apologize for uh, yeah, that thing I- for even leading you to the [[CWCki]]. I just wanted to let you know 'bout what happened to me before. I just felt concerned about that, but- and then with that uh, reading what you read on Ivy's page, yeah, I was wrong. I forgot one detail of that- that detail. Yeah, it was uh- supposedly I was talking to uh, this [[Vanessa Hudgens]], who was like coming onto me really- really well online and I had- I held in with my self-restraint as best as I could. For a long time. And then she's kinda, talked me into it a little bit.

[''A digital tone goes off''] Ignore that. [''Gets up and turns it off, returns to chair''] Eh, that's my cell phone. Hmm. Let me just talk care of that real quick. [''holds up cell phone, apparently silences or turns it off''] Anyway uh, yeah. I did make a video apologizing to Ivy for that, at least, you know, I could man up and admit when I made such a mistake as that. And that was in the past. And I'm sorry- did not mean to- I did not mean to lie to you, I swear. I jus- I just forgot that one detail.

Anyway, as for that, uh, the quote-unquote Vanessa Hudgens actually this- was actually in reality this uh [[Chris and Race#Hispanics|Spanish]] dude I know, [[Joshua Martinez]]. Yeah, jus- just- he was- he was just basi- he was- he was pretending to be Vanessa that whole time and... [''[[sigh]], Chris's face becomes noticeably distraught''] Really ticks me off, that guy. Ehh, nother-nother- that's another story for another day though. Hmm. But anyway with that put aside uh [''perks up a little''] I'm gonna show you- I'm gonna show you some ways on how I can pleasure you [''[[Creepy stare|eyes widen]]''] orally, mmkay?

[''Shifts in chair''] Yeah, I got a few ideas like you know, we definitely [''lifts hand into frame, fidgets''] give you [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|some finger play]]. Lots of fingers. But yeah, I would just- yeah. I could be like [''Leans towards the camera, closes eyes, and flicks white-coated tongue around, making slobbering and smacking noises all the while.''] Ahh, I lick your pretty little clit there. [''Continues to pantomime sex acts. Slobber. Smack.''] Tickle your pussy... [''Indicates this with a gesture nowhere near the supposed area.''] Oh! And here's the fun part, I put my- I can roll my tongue. I put- I push- I put it in there [''Leans forwards, sticks out tongue''] and extend it while it's in there. Can you imagine that? [''More tongue fail, leans back in chair''] I got other ideas as well, but I just can't think of them right now. But hopefully that's now good enough for starters and to make up for that.

Any- ah, I hhave been under confusion pat- for a little while, but seriously, [[Fail|Ivy]], I really do want you. [''Firmer, failing to realize his Freudian slip''] I want you. And I do love you and I care about you, and I pray that this video does not fall into the hands of the trolls. You let me know once you got it downloaded successfully and that you're able to play it and I'll take it off of the MediaFire.

[''Brow furrows, whisper''] Oh, my gosh. [''normally''] I gotta watch myself. And also uh, another thing to make up for this uh, hmm, I'll reveal another thing about myself. I actually did- I actually uh, do have [[Obesity|a bit of a belly]], but uh also with that uh [''grabs manboobs''] manboobs. I'm not- I'm not t- I'm telling you this in the strictest confidence that you will not laugh at me, but when I walk they do bounce, so I have to uh [''Strips off "Mount and Do Me" shirt to reveal sports bra''] so I wear a sports bra. [''Adjusts sports bra''] Works very good, keeps 'em from bouncing. I got- I'm a 42-bust. Alright, well, I hope we can- hopefully we can move on, and resume our relationship with emotions, or otherwise restart it. I love you Jackie. Love you. [''makes kissing motion, then reaches for camera''] Talk to you later. Meet up soon [''video abruptly ends''].

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = YTP- Chris Chan explains how to pleasure a woman, also sports bra
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kJKmcdSSs7U}}
| Maker = BigJuicyx3
| Stardate = 23 April 2010
| Video Type = VG Remix
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = what the chris
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hwoHCXD1e1g}}
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/mrallex mrallex]
| Stardate = 10 May 2010
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CFMM feat. Christian Chandler - "Tickle Yo' Pussay"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|SXKoy8gbahc}}
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/CFMM2 CFMM]
| Stardate = 21 July 2010
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = Mixed using MTV Music Generator (PC version).
}}

==See also==
*[[Jackie e-mails]]
*[[For Julie's Eyes Only]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean]]|nextlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Leaked videos]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2010| 2010-04-21]]
[[Category: Jackie Saga videos| 2010-04-21]]

Talk:Main Page

2011-02-02T17:31:35Z

Elliecoral:

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]

=PSN Tracker=
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark

2011-01-31T05:28:22Z

Elliecoral:

'''"Punchy and Layla's Dance In The Dark"''' is Chris's tribute for [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]], to the tune of [[Wikipedia:Bruce Springsteen's |Bruce Springsteen's]] "[[Wikipedia:Dancing in the Dark (Bruce Springsteen song)|Dancing in the Dark]]." Towards the end, Chris reveals that Punchy and Layla apparently like [[wikipedia:Donkey punch|sex involving Punchy punching Layla]].
Or it's possible Chris was just talking about fisting, who knows.

==Song==

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===Lyrics===

<poem>
[''sung over Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark"'']

Punchy gets up in the evening
And Punchy does not got nothing to say (?)
He comes home in the morning
He goes to bed in the same way
He ain't nothing but tired
And Punchy's just tired and bored with himself
{Yawning on this line} It's a bad day off (?)
He could use just a little help

Can't start a fire
Can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Punchy's dancing in the dark

Messages to leave her
Radio's on and Punchy's moving around the place
He checks his look in the mirror
He wants to change his clothes and hair and face
And he ain't getting nowhere
He's just living a dull life like this
But something happened from somewhere
Layla I just know we're there

Can't start a fire
Can't start a fire without a spark
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark

[[Chris_and_health#Exercise|They sit around getting older]]
There's a joke here somewhere and it's on me

Staying on the streets of CWCVille
And they'll be carving them up all night (!?)
Then they got hungry
Hey Layla I'm just about starving tonight
I'm dying for some action
I'm sick of sitting around here trying to write
I need a love reaction
Come on Layla give me just one look

Can't start a fire
Sitting around crying of a broken heart
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark

Can't start a fire
Worrying about your new world falling apart
This gun's for hire
Even if we're just dancing in the dark

Even if we're just dancing in the dark
(Repeat X 2)

Hey, baby!

Uuueeerrra, Layla!
Yo Layla, Punchy's in and he's checking you out, girl!
Come on let's go hit the bed. (!?)
I'll throw my best punches!
Hwah! Hwah!
</poem>

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I'll Never Leave You, Ivy

2011-01-31T05:04:19Z

Elliecoral:

'''"I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"''' is [[Chris's]] version of "[[Wikipedia:Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights]]" by [[Wikipedia:Kate Bush|Kate Bush]]. Bush reportedly proceeded to commit suicide just so she could roll in her grave.

Ironically, the title "I'll Never Leave You, Ivy" turned out to be correct because [[Ivy]] dumped Chris before he had a chance to leave her.

==The Song==
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===Lyrics===

[''sung over Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights"'']

 Out on our winding, front lawn
 We'd stroll and grace our green
 You have a great flare like my emotions
 Heart felt, so happy.
 Please never leave me
 When I would've felt unwound and lost
 I cared for you, I loved you, too.

 Bad dreams in the night
 You told me not to give up the fight
 Leave behind my [[autistic]], autistic,
 autistic shell.

 [[Ivy]], it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

 Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

 Ooh, it gets dark! It gets lonely,
 While you are not by my side
 I pine a lot. I find the lot
 Falls through without you.
 I am still here, love
 Sweetest Ivy, my one dream
 My [[heartsweet]]

 Too long I roamed in the night, before I found your sweet voice
 I'll leave my past,
 We remain here in [[Ruckersville]], Ruckersville, Ruckersville, Virginia.

 Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way
 Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

 Ooh! Let me have it.
 [[Chris_and_religion#Chris_the_Shaman|Let me grab your soul away.]]
 Ooh! Let me have it.
 Let me grab your soul away.
 You know it's me--Cathy!

 Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

 Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

 Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

 [''Occasional mumblings and a random "Ivy" can be heard up until the end'']

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