https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&feedformat=atom&user=EmperorSquid 2026-04-26T13:22:01Z User contributions MediaWiki 1.37.6 https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=205366 2017-03-31T19:58:50Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> [[File:Fucking Autistics.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Define[[High-Functioning Autism| &quot;work&quot;.]] ]]<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{PS2}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{BlueSpike}}<br /> {{Troper}}<br /> {{Ham}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=205365 2017-03-31T19:57:16Z

<p>EmperorSquid: Undo revision 199625 by EmperorSquid (talk)</p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> [[File:Fucking Autistics.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Define[[High-Functioning Autism| &quot;work&quot;.]] ]]<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{PS2}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{BlueSpike}}<br /> {{Troper}}<br /> {{Ham}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=199625 2016-08-01T04:03:24Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> [[File:Fucking Autistics.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Define[[High-Functioning Autism| &quot;work&quot;.]] ]]<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{PS2}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{ClassicChris}}<br /> {{BlueSpike}}<br /> {{Troper}}<br /> {{AssBurger}}<br /> {{Ham}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=199624 2016-08-01T03:59:22Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> [[File:Fucking Autistics.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Define[[High-Functioning Autism| &quot;work&quot;.]] ]]<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{JERK}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{PS2}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{BlueSpike}}<br /> {{Troper}}<br /> {{AssBurger}}<br /> {{Ham}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=189267 2015-09-03T00:20:15Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> [[File:Fucking Autistics.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Define[[High-Functioning Autism| &quot;work&quot;.]] ]]<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{AssBurger}}<br /> {{Ham}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Respectable_Frames&diff=188234 2015-07-12T07:01:48Z

<p>EmperorSquid: /* Gallery */</p> <hr /> <div>{{Quote|My frames are good; [[Chris and fashion|they look good to me]], and they are the best fit for my lenses anyway.|Chris, [[Mailbag 14#The pedoglasses stay|on his choice of eyewear]].}}<br /> <br /> [[Image:069-SchuGlasses.jpg|thumb|Right|Sonichu on his pedo-glasses - &quot;I think I've picked the wrong frames.&quot; Yes, yes you have.]]<br /> <br /> The '''[[Pedofork|Pedo]]-Glasses''' are the colloquial names for [[Chris]]'s spectacles, the appearance of which have been described variously as recalling some form of [[sex]]ual deviant, usually along the lines of a [[pedofork]]. He began wearing them on 2 February 1998.&lt;ref&gt;[[CWC's Diary]]&lt;/ref&gt; In late [[October 2010]], Chris broke his glasses and repaired them with [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|CRAYOLA FUCKIN' MODEL MAGIC]].&lt;ref&gt;[[WeighIn]]&lt;/ref&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Glasses== <br /> They are double-bridged (to reduce damage induced by fits of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]]) and somewhat oversized, their roundness emphasizing Chris's pudgy face and generally rotund form. The earpieces are connected by a string attachment that nobody else under the age of sixty would use. Regardless, Chris has defended his choice of eyewear with the truism that [[Madman Rising|&quot;it helps me see better&quot;]], although they remained conspicuously absent from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]] for some time.<br /> <br /> Often these type of frames and lenses are among the few pairs available by default to a patient at little to no cost if they want to utilize their [[monthly tugboat|Social Security Disability Insurance]] on vision benefits. Of course, many tend to spend some extra cash on a much better pair of frames, but Chris has better things [[Chris and money|to buy]].<br /> <br /> In [[You're Always Pretty]], leaked in [[February 2012]], Barb was seen wearing the Pedo-Glasses, clearly identifiable by the blue Crayola Model Magic bridge.<br /> <br /> In [[May 2012]], a [[Facebook]] profile pic showed that Chris had replaced the Pedo-Glasses with a relatively normal pair; unfortunately, this improvement is offset by his being a creepy [[Tomgirl]] with awful [[hair]].<br /> {{clear}}<br /> <br /> ==Dramatic glasses removal==<br /> [[File:AnimeDramaticGlassesRemoval.gif|thumb|250px|[[Anime]] version.]]<br /> Chris has been known to emphatically remove his glasses from his face for dramatic effect in his videos, often putting them on just so he can tear them off again, like the manchild version of David Caruso. (For a useful example in context, see his video from [[100 2188|27 May 2010]], where he removes his glasses, puts them back on, and removes them again within the space of less than thirty seconds.)<br /> <br /> In various videos Chris also appears to take his glasses off and throw them to the floor. This was particularly common during his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], when the dispute over his identity had him especially wound up — see [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|here]] and [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|here]] for examples. In a [[WeighIn|couple of]] [[FullHouse|videos]] posted in October 2010, it appears Chris has wrapped tape over the bridge of his glasses, showing that all those dramatic removals have finally taken their toll on Chris's frames. The tape was later replaced by a more permanent solution in form of a nose-piece, crafted in Crayola Model Magic.<br /> <br /> How exactly his frames broke in the first place is unknown. [[The_MovingForward_videos|The MovingForward Videos]] show that Chris sometimes stores his glasses in his back pocket, though, so it's not entirely unlikely that he simply forgot they were there and [[Obesity|sat on them]].<br /> &lt;br clear=all&gt;<br /> &lt;center&gt;{{#ev:youtube|p9nkN1AHKD0}}&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> ==Gallery==<br /> &lt;center&gt;&lt;gallery&gt;<br /> File:043-CWCsFavHitsIn.jpg|Early appearance.<br /> File:485-CWCsF.JPG|The Pedo-Glasses in oil pastels.<br /> File:Cwcregularglasses.JPG|Classic appearance of the glasses.<br /> File:Cwctapedglasses.JPG|Taped glasses after suffering some [[Chris and anger|abuse]].<br /> File:Cwcmagicglasses.JPG|Chris fashioned a new bridge from [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|Crayola fuckin' Model Magic.]]<br /> File:133696094632.jpg|Another photo of the Crayola fuckin' Model Magic bridge.<br /> File:TG15.jpg|In the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] Chris is seen with a new pair.<br /> File:Barb-pedo-glasses.jpg|Barb, in [[You're Always Pretty]], appears to be wearing the Pedo-Glasses (note the Crayola bridge).<br /> File:Chris FB Profile PIc (May 8th,2012).png|Now 1% normal!<br /> File:Pride 3.jpeg|The tomgirl transgend male lesbian female soul variant.<br /> File:100 0669.JPG|Chris as seen with silver Pedo-Glasses.<br /> &lt;/gallery&gt;&lt;/center&gt;<br /> <br /> == Sources ==<br /> &lt;references/&gt;<br /> {{Mannerisms}}<br /> {{Relics of Fail}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Pages with fan videos]]<br /> [[Category:Relics of Fail]]</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Stress_sigh&diff=188233 2015-07-12T06:51:33Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>{{Stub}}<br /> [[Image:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|170px|[[Stress]] makes you sigh a lot, apparently.]]<br /> {{quote|*sigh*|Chris.}}<br /> {{quote|Stop sighing so much.|[[Father Call|Kacey's Father]].}}<br /> <br /> The '''stress sigh''' is [[Chris]]'s usual reaction to [[stress]]. Initially an unconscious coping mechanism, Chris has made habit of directing attention to it in an effort to gain sympathy. Chris has used it in conversation to discourage further unwanted scrutiny, or to express disapproval at having his desires deferred. The places where Chris would sigh while speaking in person are noted in all of his written communication with &quot;*sigh*.&quot; <br /> <br /> The term &quot;[[stress]] sigh&quot; is presumed to originate from [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]], due to the strong connection in Chris between sighing and stress. Chris refers to the stress sigh as only a &quot;sigh,&quot; suggesting that to him the link between sighing and stress is implicit.<br /> <br /> <br /> ==The anti-sigh==<br /> Chris makes a comparable noise, a short, chirpy &quot;hmph,&quot; to express contentment and self-satisfaction, usually of a smug variety.<br /> <br /> == Fan Videos ==<br /> <br /> {{Infobox/video<br /> | name = Stress sigh<br /> | video = {{#ev:youtube|FW6ZsFAQfkU}}<br /> | stardate = 31 May 2011<br /> | subject = {{Tragedy|[[Stress|Chris's Sadness]]}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Mannerisms}}<br /> <br /> [[Category:Mannerisms]]<br /> [[Category:Pages with fan videos]]</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=188232 2015-07-12T06:32:52Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> [[File:Fucking Autistics.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Define[[High-Functioning Autism| &quot;work&quot;.]] ]]<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{AssBurger}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=188157 2015-07-10T07:30:50Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> [[File:Fucking Autistics.jpg|right|thumb|200px|[[High-Functioning Autism|Define &quot;work&quot;.]] ]]<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{AssBurger}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=188140 2015-07-10T04:15:25Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{AssBurger}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Fucking Autistics.jpg|right|thumb|200px|[[High-Functioning Autism|Define &quot;work&quot;.]] ]]</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=188139 2015-07-10T04:14:30Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{AssBurger}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}<br /> <br /> [[File:Fucking Autistics.jpg|right|thumb|200px|[[Monthly tugboat|Define &quot;work&quot;.]] ]]</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=188134 2015-07-10T04:00:03Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> {{AssBurger}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=188092 2015-07-06T04:54:08Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> {{Observer}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Emperor_Squidy&diff=188089 2015-07-06T02:51:42Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I forgot this account even existed so I moved to http://sonichu.com/cwcki/User:EmperorSquid.</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Emperor_Squidy&diff=188088 2015-07-06T02:51:12Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I forgot this account even existed so I moved [[here]].</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=188087 2015-07-06T02:49:47Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> == My Life Story ==<br /> <br /> {{#ev:youtube|hXSRMTu2JQI}}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=188086 2015-07-06T02:36:41Z

<p>EmperorSquid: </p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.<br /> <br /> {{collapsible|Userbox Thing|<br /> {{Americunt}}<br /> {{GrammarNazi}}<br /> {{Straight}}<br /> {{White}}<br /> {{Wii}}<br /> {{Hex-Box}}<br /> {{Agnostic}}<br /> }}</div>

EmperorSquid https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:EmperorSquid&diff=188083 2015-07-05T22:52:46Z

<p>EmperorSquid: Created page with &quot;I'm a kid. I'm a squid.&quot;</p> <hr /> <div>I'm a kid. I'm a squid.</div>

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