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<div>'''Response to ADF''' is a video uploaded by CWCvilleProductions on 29 [[August 2011]], and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. In this video, Chris responds to [[Jack Thaddeus|Ahuviya]] after he uploaded [http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Why_Philadelphia_is_so_much_Greater_than_CWCville two] [http://adfki.wikinet.org/wiki/Advice_for_Chris-chan_from_Ahuviya_Harel videos] in response to Chris calling him out.<br />
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Chris provides yet another halfhearted explanation on why he doesn't like the [[homos|gays]], but has no problem with lesbians (read: they give him a boner) and gives his approval for gay marriage. He claims to have empathy and believes that he can't get a job because of all the "slanderous smut and shit" on him that shows up all over the internet, and can't move out because of his parents' age and physical disabilities. Chris also quotes "[[wikipedia:Free Bird|Free Bird]]" by [[wikipedia:Lynyrd Skynyrd|Lynyrd Skynyrd]] (or "Leonard Skynerd" as he puts it), which is also the only song from the band that appears in [[Guitar Hero]]. Chris wishes Ahuviya good luck with his sex change operation but warns him he will never be a part of "femdom" and calls him a "damn homo", negating everything he's just said about gay acceptance.<br />
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| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}<br />
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| previous = [[Victory Rockout]]<br />
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===Transcript===<br />
[[File:Sky_Nerd.jpg|thumb|If I whined like a virgin, would you please have sex with me?]]<br />
This is my video response to... Ahuviya, who has apparently taken upon himself to, uh... record his response without wearing his face, optionally or leaving it out. So I'm just going to respond directly with my, uh- a few of my own thoughts. First off, I uh- now... I am heterosexual, [[Homos#Fear of being a homo|I am straight]], and that's just the way I am! It's not a have-to situation, I've never seen it ev- rarely seen it that way, I have at one point, but guess what, I've seen the other viewpoints, and they did not treat de ne- did not fair to me as s- so much, they gross me- they mostly gross me out. Therefore... that is what I am, and I am happy to stay that way, and I want to continue to be [[Chris and English|heteroseshual]]. I am happy with myself there.<br />
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And I would admit that with other people, there are differences that I feel most uncomfortable about and around, such as... yes, gays... gay men anyway. ''[disgusted look; blows a raspberry]'' I like lesbians. [[Tobacky|Smokers]], definitely the smokers. Can anybody tell me why smoking isn't stupid? I don't think so. And just most other males in gender- in general, because I get along better with women anyway. That's not really my fault, that's just part of my dang brain function with the missing links in my... brain and whatever. But that does not define me as an uncaring and cold-hearted person! [[Chris and Remorse|I have empathy]]! I seek- I can see myself in other people's shoes and see how they would feel if I has- if I- with my responses into whatever situations.<br />
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And yet you may- while you may or may not have empathy as well, Ahuviya, [[Chris and hypocrisy|I feel you to still be a typical non-understanding pig]]! I would go- I would travel outside of the state if where- or wherever if I could but, because A: I have- I'm on [[Chris and money|low funds]], and I would get a job... but unfortunately, because of all the shit that's against me on the Internet... between the [[CWCki|hate-filled webpages]] that y'all [[trolls]] and cyberbullies have created against me, and the past videos that I was [[Chris humps his PS3|black]][[It's UGH!|mail]][[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|ed]] and [[For Julie's Eyes Only|deceived]] and just plain forced into creating, with such [[Sonichu 8|derogatory graphic smut]] and [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|literal shit]] within them, it just makes it that much more difficult for me to be able to get a job. 'Cuz they do the background checks, look up [[Facebook]]s and look on [[YouTube]] and look everywhere! They don't just do [[Chris and the law|criminal records]] anymore, ask anybody!<br />
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And I would travel if I could, but my parents are both old. [[Bob|My father is ill]]. He's sickly. He has [[Chris and English|feet-bloatings]]. And he has ailments that doctors are unable to determine, and at this point he is certified as a forced shut-in! He cannot get out so much, 'cuz he feels so ill and sickly in his feet. And I ''do'' get out of my house, I go out here and there and everywhere, so don't tell me that I don't get out! "I'm free as a bird and this bird... peep- and this bird you cannot change!" Yes, I learned from Leonard Skynerd, and I like that song.<br />
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And listen- and I want you to listen here. I'm all for equality, but there is a limit! ''[Chris hits the camera]'' I do not want to be forced or intimidated into or bullied into lifestyles that I just ''not am of'', or feel comfortable around! And this was a country where... people would not feel forced to do anything... then, whatever! And yes, marriage should be between two happy people, regardless of, uh, gender or whatever. But I'm still gonna feel most uncomfortable around homosexual dudes, regardless! And just most other males in general, hell, I probably won't even have a bachelor party 'cuz I don't know so many [[JERKS|males]], I'd probably be having a bachelor party mostly constituted with those within my congregation who I'm only acquainted with, like, one or two of. Hell, I would even appreciate having a bachelor party where I had all my [[gal-pals]] come and hold it for me! I'd rather have a bachelor party with... where it was... shoot, I'm trying the think of the word, um... well anyway, with m- anyway, with mostly women, 'cuz I feel more comfortable ar- around women. Platonic, that's the word I would use, the party would be platonic.<br />
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And likewise, if my bride had mostly male friends, I'd let her hang out with them platonically as well for her bride party. And you know what, I don't care whether I get a bachelor party or not, around the time I do get married. Because that's just- that's just me. And I cannot be changed. So I would- so I would say, good luck being a fake woman because you'll never be able to achieve true femdom! And you'll always be a dang homosexual male, 'cuz you're born that way, you gonna to stay that way pretty much even if you're gonna- if you're gonna have your [[pickle|dick]] either chopped off or tucked in! People are still gonna look at you so ill. In the majority of this country. <br />
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Anyway, that's my response for now.<br />
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Damn homo.<br />
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<div>i've recorded his other 6 videos too, so unless someone with better recording equipment beats me to it, i'll upload them as soon as i can -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 08:43, 13 February 2011 (PST)<br />
:So I guess we have two people recording the video. Should we just use the higher-quality one? Either way, thanks guys. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]]<br />
::The versions I see are better than mine. My camera seems to have forgotten how to capture the color blue.[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 09:21, 13 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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Can someone with the game get a shot of the sackboy version of Hans Asperger to compare to the real thing? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:04, 17 February 2011 (PST)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Enibure&diff=133880User talk:Enibure2011-02-11T08:44:25Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Well I transcribed 2 videos tonight only to find out someone else had...because no one typed transcribe into the discussion box. I'm not pissed at you...I'm pissed that "transcribing" wasn't written in the discussion.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:00, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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It's cool mate, just merge 'em. No big deal, yeah?[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 17:13, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Yeah no big deal...I merged the parts you didn't have with what I had...lol, cheers.<br />
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something--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 15:12, 9 February 2011 (PST)<br />
Something else. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 15:38, 9 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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Sup. [[User:Blotto|Blotto]] 15:44, 9 February 2011 (PST)<br />
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ADF forum securitate plz, etc. Also random fags on dA may be easily ADF agents, so this defeats the purpose - just the CWCki regulars. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 00:35, 11 February 2011 (PST)<br />
*Sorted. And my thinking was that if a /cwc/ reg. or whatever didn't have a CWCki account for whatever reason but had been uploading shit onto dA for a few years with no contact with ADF, it would be enough to verify that they weren't a sock. That's not happened yet though, so I guess we'll see how well it works, maybe... [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 00:44, 11 February 2011 (PST)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Toucher_and_Rich_Segment&diff=128982Toucher and Rich Segment2010-12-09T10:17:55Z<p>Enibure: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>[[Image:BaronHarkonnen.jpg|thumb|Chris in "the David Lynch movie of your nightmares."]]<br />
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[[Chris]]'s 1 [[May 2009]] videos [[For My Sweetest Ivy]] was the focus of a segment of '''''[[Wikipedia:The Toucher and Rich Show|The Toucher and Rich Show]]''''', a Boston-area radio show, that aired on 12 [[May 2009]]. This is one of the rare discussions of Chris in the mainstream and not by [[trolls|obsessives]] on the Internet. There are some details that the hosts of the show get wrong, like the apparent confusion of [[Ivy]] with [[Megan]], but this is understandable given that their knowledge of him is mostly second-hand.<br />
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Notice that no matter how much the hosts try to warp Chris's voice, the original is still the most disturbing.<br />
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==The video==<br />
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<center>{{#ev:youtube|e5a7HN0pa0w}}</center><br />
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==Transcript==<br />
'''Toucher:''' Sometimes you don't realize how big something's getting on the internet. We are Toucher and Rich -- Rich Shertenlieb, Crash Clark, Adolfo Gonzalez. My name is Fred Toettcher. Two ways to get involved with the show. Please feel free to instant feedback -- go to WBCN.com and click on "Instant Feedback," or give us a call at 617-931-1041. Here is the deal: we got sent a e-mail from a guy who said, "Look at, this is the most disturbing thing I've seen in a really long time. What the F is up with this guy?" And he was the guy, do you have "I Got A Fish?"<br />
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'''Rich:''' I got it right here, yeah. [''Plays clip from "[[I Got A Fish]]:"'']<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I got a fish!<br />Would ya like to make a wish?<br />I got a fish!<br />Would ya like to make a wish?<br />I got a fiiiiiiiiish!<br />Would ya like to make a wish?<br /></font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' And he is a grown man who is standing in a [[Chris's room|room full of toys]], and he is saying things, uh, this is him describing, do you have the description of what he likes, the spanking, he's kind of describing--<br />
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'''Rich:''' Oh no, I don't have that. Do, do some of it.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' Yeah, basically he's describing how he likes, uh, there's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|pictures of him]] that have been leaked on the internet wearing [[Butt garments|adult diapers]], uh, he likes being spanked, and that's because [[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009|that's what adults do]]. Adults like feeling pleasure, uh, out of pain.<br />
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'''Rich:''' Right.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' Yeah, he is a disturbing young man. And I've been sent since then a bunch of links about this guy. And you know what, I don't remember his name and I don't care to; you'll be able to find him, don't worry about it. [''Laughs''] But, uh, he's got a million videos up on the internet, and he also apparently has a comic book that he draws and puts up on the internet--<br />
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'''Rich:''' Oh boy.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' --which is, I don't even want to get into, but which I, which I, from what I, if what I read is true, it's [[Sonichu 10|horribly disturbing]]. So anyway, he's kind of this manchild, he, uh, wears glasses, he looks a little bit like, for lack of a better description, [[Wikipedia:Phillip Seymour Hoffman|Phillip Seymour Hoffman]], almost? Like if he was playing a deranged guy. [''Laughs'']<br />
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'''Rich:''' [''Laughs.''] Right.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' Alright. So anyway, so from what I've read, there's a whole big, like, there's something that's, uh, that's like Wipi-Wikipedia, but it's like "[[ED|Crapipedia]]" or something? [''Rich laughs.''] There's this big page about this guy, and I don't know if it's true or not, but they reference that [[JERKS|he hates all men]] because they, uh, have all the girls, all the girls he meets have girlfriends[sic], but there was one girl that he was friends with, that he fell madly in love with, and I guess that this is a, uh, an ode to her.<br />
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'''Rich:''' It is. Now, in this video, unlike in the other one where he's just sitting down wearing his, like, flannel shirt, like, looking at the camera, he is standing up, he's extremely excited, you can tell because he's kind of bobbling from side to side, and he's wearing his normal outfit except on top of it a blazer. 'Cause he wants to look proper.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' And he is nonchalantly holding his, uh, remote control. He always has a video game remote control on him. And once again, in his bedroom, with the toys and drawings and the cartoons.<br />
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'''Rich:''' And here you go. <br />
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'''Toucher:''' He's obsessed with [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], too, from what I've read. And if I failed to mention it yet, he's probably close to forty. [''Plays clip from "[[For My Sweetest Ivy]]"'']<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hey Ivy! I'm doing this video for yoooou. Oh, we are gonna have so much fun together when you and I are together! Hmmm!</font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' Yeah right, dude! [''Rich laughs.''] Dude, dude, dude, enjoy, put the Nightmare Machine on, ladies and gentlemen. [''Plays a clip from "[[Wikipedia:Goodbye Horses|Goodbye Horses]]," alluding to the Buffalo Bill dance scene in'' [[Wikipedia:The Silence of the Lambs|The Silence of the Lambs]].] I hope that you're not half-asleep with the snooze button listening to this guy, 'cause, welcome to the [[Wikipedia:David Lynch|David Lynch]] movie of your nightmares!<br />
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'''Rich:''' If I saw this in a David Lynch movie, I would say, like, "Alright, David Lynch is trying way too hard. Now he's like, making up stuff, that, this is too weird." [''Continues clip'']<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' You know, [[Barbara|my mommy]] and I--my, my family and I will come and meet you at the airport. And you know, your choice so--take you to your hotel or, uh, bring you back to...my house, hmmm.</font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' Ooh. These little-- [''Replays and imitates Chris's whimper and laughs, then plays the "Goodbye Horses" clip again, adding Chris saying "Back to... my house" and "My mommy and I" with his voice digitally lowered.'']<br />
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'''Rich(?):''' "My mommy and me..." [''Plays stinger music'']<br />
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'''Toucher:''' Even when adult women say "mommy" it's freaky--<br />
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'''Rich:''' [''Laughing''] I know.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' --let alone an adult man talking to somebody he, uh, obviously wants a relationship with. Ai-yai-yai. I hope you've had that cup of coffee, ladies and gentlemen, because [''Laughs''] it only gets worse. [''Continues clip.'']<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I mean, uh, you know, we'd be hanging around so much and sharing so many fondful memories. Hmm. And you know, I few--I know a few good places in [[Charlottesville]], you know, I think it's, you know, I'll take you there, we'll get some good things to eeeeeat, and we’ll hang ooouut. We’ll have so much fun. I know a place that serves some great smoothies. And you know, we can enjoy a movie in the theater, or in--at home, or watch a television rerun. ''[[Family Guy]]''! Heh.</font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' "''Family Guy''!" [''They laugh and play the stinger music again.''] Tony, you're on Toucher and Rich.<br />
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'''Tony:''' Oh my God, two hundred years ago, this guy would have been ostracized out of a village or a town or something like that. [''Toucher and Rich laugh.''] I mean, he ''really'' needs to be around normal humans. <br />
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'''Toucher:''' Yeah, I guess there are videos, I've been told, where [[Christian Weston Chandler Interview|his ''mother'' appears]], like--<br />
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'''Rich:''' No!<br />
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'''Toucher:''' --comes into the room while he's filming 'em.<br />
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'''Rich:''' Oh man.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' Yeah, I mean, there's a, you could spend a good, uh, horrifying evening, [''Rich laughs''] if you wanted to go, like, out to the old haunted house and play these things, you could probably do it for a couple of hours. [''Continues clip'']<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' ''Family Guy''! Or, uh, ''[[I Love Lucy]]'', or I got some—I got the entire series of ''[[Gilligan's Island]]'', hmmm. Hoo-hoo! Hmm, and we can make some music together on ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. Hmmm. Well, you can sing, I got a microphone. I'm thinking about getting drums. [''Makes a drum sound.''] Hm, yeah. And you know, I will see you in the--I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together.</font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' Aaaauugghhaaaaoooo! [''Plays clip of "Goodbye Horses" again''] I'm going to guess it never happened. [''Rich laughs.''] I'm going to guess that the lady saw this video and maybe thought-- [''Replays clip of Chris saying, "I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together."'']<br />
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'''Rich:''' Oough.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' Alan, you're on Toucher and Rich.<br />
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'''Alan:''' Hey, guys, hey!<br />
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'''Toucher and Rich:''' Hey!<br />
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'''Alan:''' Um, make sure you save that videotape; the FBI will want it for evidence.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' I have a feeling that, if all this is real, that, uh, there are several organizations that are just keeping an eye on the, uh, the doings of this gentleman.<br />
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'''Rich:''' Yeah, the creepiest thing is that he, first of all, he talks like a little kid, like, "my mommy," and then in his first video, he was saying, because that's what adults do sometimes, like he's talking and addressing children.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' But I g--, this woman is an adult from what I've read, that he's addressing.<br />
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'''Rich:''' Oh, oh, maybe, maybe it is, maybe it is, but the other videos that he's made, it just seems like--<br />
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'''Toucher:''' He's very child-like and maybe he was relating to someone on a child-like level.<br />
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'''Rich:''' Right.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' That is a, that is an assumption. [''Continues clip'']<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmmm, I'll do you so many, I'll, I'll do my best to pleasure you and keep you satisfied, my sweetest Ivy, just for you. Just for you! Hmmm! </font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' Who did you save all this skin for? [''Plays clip of "Goodbye Horses" again, adding Chris saying "Just for you!" three times, with the first iteration digitally lowered.''] Why is this dog-cage all set up? [''Repeats digitally-lowered "Just for you!" and adds the "I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together."'']<br />
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'''Toucher:''' I mean, you don't even have to play it slow, you don't have to do anything, this is like a night-- I've never gone through the whole video, it's, it's so disturbing to me. [''Continues clip'']<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' I know a number of good positions and massages, hmm. Hmmm. And, you know, I know a number, uh, places we could walk around at, you know. We could walk about the mall!</font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' Ooh!<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' We could walk about the UVA grounds! Good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight. Hmmmm, so, you know, wonderful memories! Wonderful memories! We're gonna have lots of fun. And I promise, I’ll remain your good boy forever and for always. Being a good boy just for you, Ivy.</font> [''Sound of disgust from one of the hosts''] <font color="#0033FF">I love you so much, I love you so muuuuch! Hmmmm.</font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' Oulbggh! <br />
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'''Rich:''' [''Laughs''] Oh yeah!<br />
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'''Crash:''' It's making chills!<br />
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'''Rich:''' [''Laughs''] I know!<br />
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'''Crash:''' The chil-- he's a witch! [''Replays a slowed-down "Being a good boy just for you, Ivy. I love you so much, I love you so muuuuch!" and adds "Just for you!" and a slowed-down "Look at me smile" at the end.''] <br />
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'''Toucher:''' [''Laughing''] "Look at me smile!" [''Replays "I know a number of good positions and massages."''] Ohhhh. [''Continues clip'']<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' Hmmm, look at me smile, hmm. It's a nice smile. Because I love you, Ivy! I love you so much. I ran out of details. I don't know. I guess I'll sing you a song.</font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' No!<br />
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:<font color="#0033FF">'''Chris:''' It's a jolly ‘oliday<br />With Ivy<br />Ivy makes my heart so light<br />When the skies are grey<br />And ordinary<br />Ivy makes the sun shine bright.<br />It's a jolly holiday with Ivy<br />No wonder that it's Ivy that I love.<br />I love you so much Ivy. I love you! I love youuu. [''Blows a kiss to the camera.''] Talk to you later, sweetheart. And also to your father the policeman, I salute him with my Cub Scout salute.</font><br />
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'''Toucher:''' Ohhhhhhh ohh. [''Rich laughs.''] [''Plays circus music to "I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together," "Oh, we are gonna have so much fun together when you and I are together!" and "Just for you!"'']<br />
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'''Toucher:''' I'm just hoping that they wouldn't let this guy on an airplane. Laura, you're on Toucher and Rich.<br />
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'''Laura:''' Thanks a lot for making me have a new really colorful character for my nightmares. [''Toucher and Rich laugh.'']<br />
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'''Toucher:''' E-especially for a woman.<br />
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'''Laura:''' I'm just gonna sleep with the light on for the rest of my life, now.<br />
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'''Toucher:''' Yes, indeed!<br />
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'''Laura:''' Oh my God!<br />
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'''Toucher:''' We should make a, we should make tapes of these specifically for certain people, just replace "Ivy" with "Laura"-- [''Replays "We can make some music together on ''Guitar Hero''" and "And I promise, I’ll remain your good boy forever and for always." while everyone laughs.'']<br />
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'''Toucher:''' Well, Rich is obviously from a conservative Catholic family and, uh, something happened over the weekend that maybe made them think he was a little bit of a psycho.<br />
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[''Segment ends.'']<br />
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==Chris's Response==<br />
Troll goddess [[Vivian Gee]] saw fit to inform Chris about his radio presence via e-mail. Needless to say, Chris was less than receptive.<br />
{{Email|<nowiki>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5a7HN0pa0w&feature=related</nowiki><br />
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This was part of a radio show from a few months ago. It resurfaced recently and I had a listen.<br />
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If you wonder why this applies to you: skip to 7:00.<br />
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A woman comments about how YOU will be part of her nightmares now.<br />
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This is what normal people, not trolls, think of you. If you really think it's just trolls who have formed a bad opinion of you, think again. Just letting you know.}}<br />
{{EmailReply|Well, I never asked for a reputation.<br />
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This WHOLE WORLD is becoming autistic by gluing ALL of their attention <br />
to computers, [[internet]] and all that. I am a REAL LIFE MAN, and while I <br />
do not appreciate or care much of the "reputation" that has been made <br />
against me on the crappy internet, the TRUE Reputation I would call my <br />
own is in REAL LIFE and from ACTUALLY HANGING OUT WITH ME IN PERSON.<br />
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Feel Free to Spread this Quote from me, "If you REALLY want to make a <br />
Reputation Of Me, then Hang Out With Me In Real Life. Quit hiding <br />
behind your F***ing Computers and "[[4-cent_garbage.com|Anonymous]]" Bu**S***."<br />
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Nobody is Perfect. But I AM a Good Person, and I do not have to be <br />
recorded to prove it.<br />
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Peace,<br />
Christian.}}<br />
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Needless to say, the quote Chris manufactured for himself wasn't spread.<br />
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==See also==<br />
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[[The Kevin and Bean Show Segment]]<br />
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==External links==<br />
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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]<br />
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'''Son-Chu''' (aka '''The Sonichu Mobile''') is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].<br />
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While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|commit]] [[Sonichu Special 4|aggravated]] [[June062010.MOV|assault]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.<br />
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Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding on more [[PSN|important]] things to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref><br />
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Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/><br />
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==Backstory==<br />
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a three-ton mobile weapon).]]<br />
Since Chris jerks off to ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my [[Fail|Cool]] [[Obesity|Sportin']], Escortin' Car."<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:<br />
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{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when Decepti-Clones attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the Cwcville Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.<br />
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Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.<br />
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**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.<br />
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The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other ''Transformers'' rip-offs, though.<br />
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==Handicap parking permit==<br />
Being [[Autism|a high-functioning autistic male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.<br />
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Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents whose autistic children bolt into traffic or [[tard rage|go mental]] in the store. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals<ref>[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]</ref>. Given this, it's likely that [[Barb]] applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their [[fat]], lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.<br />
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The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. ''Duh.''<br />
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==Dashboard==<br />
A Homer Simpson figurine resides on Chris's dashboard. There also appears to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's [[Autism|high-functioning life]], he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.<br />
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==Vanity plate==<br />
[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]<br />
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]<br />
The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever.''' This habit of having a family plate stems from family. [[Bob]] has a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a support for the U.N.) and "IB MR C" ("I be Mr. C," as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]) and [[Barb]] has one named "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston){{cite}}. It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref><br />
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Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.<br />
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==Bumper stickers==<br />
Chris's car features a number of ancient and faded bumper stickers. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.<br />
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* Sonichu Window Static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for the old Tripod website, what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both Sonic and Sonichu, and a very faint rendering of the ''Sonichu'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.<br />
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.<br />
* Plan 9 Music - A bumper sticker for a local record shop where Chris probably gets his [[Chris and music|used Britney Spears CD's]] from.<br />
* An American Flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in 2001, during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].<br />
* "Autism. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world. <br />
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - Currently, the most disturbing thing Chris has on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his [[6 June 2010|endorsement]].<br />
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.<br />
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As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appears Chris has rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remains in the same place, however, the American flag has been removed and replaced with a Jesus fish, a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" has been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker. Since this is a first time we've seen Son-Chu in quite a while, it's so far impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.<br />
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==Car trouble==<br />
Chris has wound up in dangerous situations with his car, usually of his own creation, on a few occasions.<br />
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On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerk|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.<br />
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About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.<br />
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During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris [[6 June 2010|loudly denied]]. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.<br />
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==Mechanical issues==<br />
[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]<br />
Given the state of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home and its surrounding yard]] it's unlikely they take any better care of their vehicles. Possibly the best look we got at the performance was with the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car was set to idle at a traffic stop or while parked the engine would rattle loudly, more than likely this is caused by bent U-joints (meaning Chris/Barbara probably hit a curb) connecting the drive shaft to the engine and transmission, and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|worthless shit]] the U-joints are much too expensive for him to repair. A Pennzoil sticker on the windshield indicated the next recommended oil change was to take place on the fifth of April 2009, over a year before the video was recorded. We also learn the virgin-mobile has at least 260,000 miles on it. At this point it can only be speculated which will go first: the car or [[Bob Chandler|Bob]]?<br />
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==Gallery==<br />
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File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.<br />
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.<br />
File:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|Chris parks his car outside of his version of [[PS3|Mecca]].<br />
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.<br />
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File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.<br />
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==Sauces==<br />
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==See also==<br />
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* [[Car Pranks]]<br />
* [[Hot Wheels]]<br />
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{{Relics of Fail}}<br />
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== upgraded to 1.16.0 ==<br />
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seems like all the obvious stuff is fixed but if there are any missing extensions you need please let me know --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 02:39, 2 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Audio hosting==<br />
Seeing as how some of the audio recordings that we link to on some pages have been removed from their file hosting sites, I was thinking maybe instead of having people download audio we simply host it here CWCiki side. An example of what I am talking about can be found here.[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:FDR_speech.ogg] [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 10:14, 3 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
: This could be doable, but needs server configuration. From user's point of view, it could be a simple matter of converting the files to Ogg Vorbis and uploading them here. Currently, the upload page doesn't accept .ogg files, and files are limited to 7 MB. In order to make the in-browser support work, we'd need the [http://www.mediawiki.org/wiki/Extension:OggHandler OggHandler extension] (which needs ffmpeg and other leet stuff installed on the server as well). --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' <span style="font-size:smaller;">([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])</span> 03:12, 6 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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==Apache Module versus CGI==<br />
I've been a long time lurker, but the prevalence of 500 Internal Server Errors has prompted me to register an account. I've lurked and searched the CWCki to see if this has been suggested, but I didn't see anyone bring up this potential solution. So I apologize if I'm offering a redundant suggestion. These error messages seem to suggest to me that the Wiki software is running on CGI. A lot of CGI-related performance issues can be remedied by running PHP via an Apache module, rather than as a CGI binary. The PHP CGI binary is invoked, processes a script, and then shuts down every time a page is requested. Apache modules are continuous, thread safe processes (thread safety can be build dependent). I'm not sure if this hosting provider offers such a configuration option, but it may be worth looking into one that does if this becomes an increasingly prominent issue. FastCGI may be a worthwhile alternative to the current configuration if an Apache module is not an option because of some inherent limitations with Wiki software. [[User:Sheex|Sheex]] 10:28, 24 August 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== 500 internal server error poll ==<br />
Please note what page you received it on and what your action was (view/edit/etc...). [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:25, 5 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Main Page/View - It happens sometimes when I try going here on a new window. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 18:14, 5 October 2010 (EST)<br />
:*I almost always get it when saving an edit, sometimes when I log in. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam &amp; Eggs]] 17:10, 5 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
::*Same here.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 18:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::*That's actually been happening to me quite a bit, recently. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 21:23, 5 October 2010 (EST)<br />
::::Extra processing and memory is used while saving a page, and since lack of memory is the likely cause of the error - it's unsurprising that you encounter it when doing the above. Implementing global caching would help alleviate server load, as currently every page request from logged in users is generating server processing. Longer pages have more chance of generating the error - as they are larger, and take up more memory while being processed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:30, 5 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:::::I'll back up the main page and saving edits. I almost never get them otherwise recently. Sometimes I get them if I try to open a page in a tab. The way I browse, I open links I want to read in tabs in tabs to where I can continue reading the page I'm on without having to come back and remember where I was. The tabs will 500 error about 25% of the time. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 14:22, 6 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
* Got one this morning on the Main page. I didn't do anything in particular other than trying to open it. --[[User:ErsatzHouse|ErsatzHouse]] 12:55, 8 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Is the CWCki faster now? ==<br />
Is it? Do you get the 500 internal server error still? [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:39, 5 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*It's better. Though it still takes a little while to load longer pages after editing, and I've only experienced one error message while searching for some video. It's a good start, though. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:02, 6 October 2010 (EST)<br />
::Yes it's very fast when not doing things like editing/saving pages (as to be expected). The changes made should hopefully mean fewer errors for everyone, and it seems like a much faster article-browsing experience too. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:18, 5 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I still get a lot of 500 Internal Server Errors. Not as many as before but it still happens a noticeable amount. It's as fast as it was before; I don't see any difference. [[User:Yossarian|Yossarian]] 13:26, 6 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I've only gotten one today. Usually I get at least three.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:35, 9 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
**Okay, today I got bitchslapped by the error when trying to edit that stupid prank call page.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:24, 15 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*I only seem to get 500 errors when requesting pages which are not static (i.e. edit pages, recent changes, histories, diffs). The odd 500 error I get when browsing regular articles tends to be on ones that are subject to a lot of recent edits, such as a new video article. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:52, 13 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Default Skin ==<br />
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I think we should make Vector the default skin for the CWCki, as MonoBook is pretty dated and Vector gives wikis a very clean appearance. A lot of wikis are adopting Vector for this reason. The layout differences are fairly minor, so it really shouldn't give anyone much trouble by making it the default. Users who really dislike it can still change back to MonoBook in their prefs.<br />
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* [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main%20Page&useskin=vector Preview Vector on the Main Page]<br />
* [http://www.sonichu.com/w/index.php?title={{FULLPAGENAME}}&useskin=vector Preview Vector on this page]<br />
Your thoughts please! --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:11, 19 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:Personally I find Monobook more simplistic and nice, as well as more familiar. But we'll see. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 21:03, 19 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:Vector is clunky and confusing. I prefer Monobook. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:38, 19 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:Monobook is only used by autistics. Vector should be the new default skin.--[[User:Inos|Inos]] 22:09, 19 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:Vector's kinda pretty! --[[User:NerdyNautilus|NerdyNautilus]] 10:36, 19 November, 2010 (PST)<br />
:<s>I could defend either one but they're both shitty white default skins so I honestly don't give a damn. If I had to choose I'd say the one we have now is fine, there's no reason to change it for the sake of changing it. That's how Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts and Bolts raped my childhood.</s> Fuckfuck fuck that noise. I forgot vector moves the searchbar to the top, and it was confusing as fuck when Wikipedia did it. Vector can eat a dick.--[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 23:45, 19 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::The search box movement is about the only major layout change in Vector. There's a reason why Wikipedia changed the default to Vector - it's nicer. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:34, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:Vector is made of AIDS. Monobook works just fine. --[[User:Reimu H|Reimu H]] 05:40, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::I don't see how Vector is made of AIDS. Just because something works is not a reason to not consider changing it. While some people clearly prefer MonoBook because it's been the default for so long, I was hoping that people would see that it does give a cleaner appearance to the CWCki and that from the average reader's perspective - it can be more aesthetically pleasing. The design of Vector is more fluid than MonoBook, with less grey and more light colours. The removal of the grey book background is one noticeable change that definitely lightens up articles. With Wikipedia and several other major wikis already using Vector, it should make the CWCki feel more familiar for the average reader. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 06:34, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:::I don't know, it feels like Vector is just using cheap gradient tricks and light blue colors to seem nicer, but really it's actually making everything bigger and less streamlined. I tink the only people who are really going to come to CWCki are nerds of course, and they probably more appreciate the monobook look. -- [[User:Mexican|Mexican]] 08:36, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::::Use of gradients is fairly minor, and is done because the skin is not meant to be very heavy. It doesn't really make things bigger - the default size for menu links is indeed larger than MonoBook, but it adds to the clean and clear factor of Vector. The sidebar is about the same width. Vector seems very streamlined to me. I disagree with both the claim that the majority of our visitors are nerds and the claim that they will appreciate monobook more. If they're familiar with Wikipedia, they'd be more likely to appreciate Vector. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:50, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:I say we keep Monobook, the movement of the search bar is the big poblem with Vector.. At least we're not using Oasis, which is Wikia's new skin. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam &amp; Eggs]] 07:14, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:There are a number of issues I have with Vector. First of all, raising the search bar makes it so that I have to scroll to the top of even small articles to search, which is a minor irritant, but an irritant nonetheless. Secondly, the breaking up of the "Page/Discussion" and "Edit/View History" makes it more difficult to quickly navigate an article (I use a trackpad, so moving across the screen is not really something I like to do). Thirdly, the "Watch" button is hidden in the little menu next to "View History" - and it's the only thing there. That just bothers me, and besides, when I want to watch a page, I'd like to only have to click once. I suppose the only other two changes that I can see that matter are that 1) the bottom bar is now different (to which I am indifferent, as I never use that bar anyway) and 2) the Donation ad appears to be gone, although that might be easily corrected (and again, I am indifferent). I honestly think what we have appears more professional (looks like a portfolio to me) and is more compact (because it is). To me, Vector/Monobook is like Mac/Windows. Protip: Windows is better. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 07:33, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::You know that the little dropdown next to View history should be on-hover and not on-click, so it should still only be one click. The dropdown contains more options if you're an admin. I rarely use the watched pages feature though - so I guess I've never really been worried about where the link is for it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 07:37, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
Thing is this isn't a professional & widely-used wiki like Wikipedia. It's a wiki dedicated to doccumenting the trolling of a fat retard from Virginia. Besides, you said we'd be able to change it back to Monobook if the default layout was changed right? Why can't there just be an alternative option to change the layout to Vector for those who want it instead of changing the default layout to Vector? --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 07:59, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:You can manually configure Vector to be your default skin already. The idea of setting Vector to be our default skin would be to make the CWCki nicer to the majority of users who simply come here as readers, who may not have accounts, and who may be unaware of the fact wikis allow you to change your skin. The vast majority of visitors to CWCki are readers, and I think it would be nicer for them to experience CWCki with Vector. I don't think the subject of this wiki makes either skin a better or worse choice. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 08:50, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
::/shrug. Set up a vote on the Main Page then. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 09:04, 20 November 2010 (PST)<br />
:Meh. Personally, I hate Vector, but it'll make the wiki look more pro. Anyone as particular as me about it can just change it ourselves. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 09:34, 20 November 2010 (PST)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Son-Chu&diff=122623Talk:Son-Chu2010-10-30T17:10:17Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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Should we list the other two cars or what? [[User:Janitor|Janitor]] 06:58, 9 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
*Maybe, but definitely not in this article. Or you could briefly mention them here in passing. The only major reference we have to the other cars is the pic of Chris in front of the BMW. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:56, 9 April 2009 (CEST)<br />
*In the house tour vids, we see a few other cars. Some of them are hard to make out, but a Ford Aerostar is in the yard, and what looks to be a BMW Z3 roadster behind the house in a state of disrepair. It seems Bob has a thing for BMWs, and the Chandler family doesn't mind Fords. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 22:37, 2 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
:*There's a picture from when Chris was 16 with the BMW. The problem is, we really can't say much because 1) we don't know all the cars they have and 2) all we can say is "The Chandlers have the following cars." Though if someone can do a better job than the person who made a "Chandler cars" article, then go ahead. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 3 October 2009 (CEST)<br />
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I attempted to make a page for the Z3, but the article was deleted.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:18, 30 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Trollin' ==<br />
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What if someone stole the plate off of Chris's car? But you would have to do something to let him know, like cut it in half and give half to him, or mail him a letter to let him know. Suggestions?<br />
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* I'm pretty sure that's illegal, and CWCki is not a forum, go discuss trolling somewhere else..[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:27, 30 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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*Is that legal?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 01:22, 30 March 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Rename==<br />
The CWCipedia article on the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens has a section "My other car is an autobot" where he goes on about how this car of his is actually an autobot named Sonchu and crazy Transformers shit. Anyone in favor of renaming the article SonChu and focus more on the car than the vanity plate? Or should we rename it to the more colloquial "Sonichumobile"? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:16, 30 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
*I think that the vanity plate is still an important subject, since the motherfucker put Sonichu on it in big letters. But I do think that we could incorporate it into the article, while still making the car seem more important. But it is an important subject when it comes to CWC. And dam funny.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 19:35, 30 July 2009 (CEST)<br />
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== Vanity Plate of Fail ==<br />
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I think the vanity plate should be added to the [[Relics of Fail]]. It qualifies as one because it cost him money (IE tax payer money) to get "SONICHU" written on his license plate, which range in price from $10 to $70 on average. The license plate also qualifies because it is something which makes Chris easily identifiable by anybody in the know of his exploits, which is helpful considering how many fat ugly people drive shitty, poorly maintained 10 year old station wagons in Virginia. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 20:42, 5 December 2009 (CET)<br />
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== Expired Plates? ==<br />
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While I was brushing up this article, I noticed that in all of the pictures, the license plates are tagged as expiring in '07. It could be that the picture was merely taken in '07, but because the Chris-chan internet phenomena started in mid'07, it's likely that these pictures were taken in that year, if not later. If there is one thing that Chris is dependable about, he's dependably lazy. Could it be that he's too lazy to get his plates renewed? Can we verify when these pictures were taken or, even better, get a more recent picture of his car?--[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 22:16, 9 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
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== Parking Permit ==<br />
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Where did he say he got the parking permit for his autism? From what comes up when you Google "disabled parking autism", they're intended for parents whose kids have fits in the store and/or bolt into traffic. I'm starting to think he has it because he's too weak to walk all the way across a parking lot. [[User:Popobawa69|Popobawa69]] 19:06, 31 January 2010 (UTC)<br />
* I can't find whether Virginia issues disabled parking permits for the obese. Perhaps the placard is Snorlax's? It's her car, after all. --[[User:Draygoon|Draygoon]] 21:30, 7 May 2010 (UTC)<br />
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==Vehicular Rage==<br />
Given that Chris has now tried twice to run someone over, should we open up a section about Son-chu's weapon status? I'm thinking just a quick section about the mall security Chris tried to hit and Snyder of course... and while i'm at it, should we incorporate the comic where he drove to shoot liquid as well? Thought and opinions please --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (EST)<br />
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== More on mechanical issues ==<br />
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Chris has 260,000 miles on his car, bent U Joints, and hasn't got an oil change in over a year. This we know as facts, but I, having a large interest in cars, am still curious as to finding out just how jacked up his car is. To put this in perspective, I'm currently investing in my grandfather's 1980 Chevrolet Suburban. It has the original engine, more than 900,000 miles on it, it has survived about several floods, and it still works. How does it still run? My grandfather was an excellent mechanic and was always doing his best to make sure that he got all he could out of his trucks. This includes changing his oil on a regular basis, making repairs the instant there was any issues with it, and taking it for regular tune ups. Mind you, everybody does this, but he made sure that he would die before his truck. Chris is absolutely nothing like my grandfather. So to see a car that's in terrible condition and only has 260,000 miles on it is really a shocker for me (I haven't actually seen a car with less than 150,000 miles on it). If anyone can expand on this topic, I would love to hear more. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 00:38, 30 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*If Chris lived in the UK I highly doubt that car would pass it's MOT. Are there similar tests in America? -- [[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 06:40, 30 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Yes, in Virginia you have to get one every year, so the clanking is probably a recent thing. [[User:Eamoo|Eamoo]] 08:14, 30 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Autism sticker ==<br />
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>How is "Autism" a sentence? Do you think it can be "Cured" rather than treated? What are you doing to "Work For A Cure"? Why is "A" capitalized? <br />
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How is this at all relevant to the article? It's not like Chris made the sticker himself... should this bit be removed? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 10:10, 30 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:SonichuBabies&diff=122284Talk:SonichuBabies2010-10-28T14:18:02Z<p>Enibure: /* HOLY JESUS */</p>
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<div>Urm... I'll take a stab at transcribing. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:43, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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A quick google tells me that this is all something to do with the Muppets. Someone with a better knowledge of that, could you put in something about it? Ta. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:55, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:{{#ev:youtube|XR_hpdVuEug}} --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:14, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== BRB ==<br />
For about an hour. All I've transcribed so far is up on the page. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 07:47, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris and Race? ==<br />
Chris made Blake's lips huge, further evidence that Chris changed the character's name to avoid it being perceived as a racist cariciture is complete bullshit! [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 12:25, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
: While Chris is certainly racist, I don't think in this case it's a racist caricature and it's a bit of a reach to stretch it that far; I think it's his muzzle, not lips. If you look at official Sonic art, or Sonichu for that matter, there's usually a different coloured muzzle around their mouths. You COULD make the argument about them not all having the muzzles as sonee and rosey though, which would be a big inconsistency. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 12:12, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:: Also, make sure you sign yr posts on talk pages. [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 12:18, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== HOLY JESUS ==<br />
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I'm done. Finally. Anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner, weeping softly. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 12:57, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:I've always wondered, is transcribing Chris's videos worse than the Star Wars Holiday Special? --[[User:Eniggy|The Big Lenigski]] 14:40, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Find out for yourself. *Waggles fingers* [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 07:18, 28 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:SonichuBabies&diff=122054Talk:SonichuBabies2010-10-26T19:57:25Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Urm... I'll take a stab at transcribing. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:43, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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A quick google tells me that this is all something to do with the Muppets. Someone with a better knowledge of that, could you put in something about it? Ta. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:55, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:{{#ev:youtube|XR_hpdVuEug}} --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:14, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== BRB ==<br />
For about an hour. All I've transcribed so far is up on the page. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 07:47, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris and Race? ==<br />
Chris made Blake's lips huge, further evidence that Chris changed the character's name to avoid it being perceived as a racist cariciture is complete bullshit! [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 12:25, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
: While Chris is certainly racist, I don't think in this case it's a racist caricature and it's a bit of a reach to stretch it that far; I think it's his muzzle, not lips. If you look at official Sonic art, or Sonichu for that matter, there's usually a different coloured muzzle around their mouths. You COULD make the argument about them not all having the muzzles as sonee and rosey though, which would be a big inconsistency. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 12:12, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:: Also, make sure you sign yr posts on talk pages. [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 12:18, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== HOLY JESUS ==<br />
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I'm done. Finally. Anyone needs me, I'll be in the corner, weeping softly. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 12:57, 26 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=122053SonichuBabies2010-10-26T19:56:15Z<p>Enibure: /* Transcript */</p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off the [[1980s]] cartoon ''Muppet Babies'' by recasting the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[Sonee and Rosey|babies]]. Much like [[Things Chris has ripped off|everything else he steals]], Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't ''supposed'' to be doing!"<br />
<br />
Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving the little creatures unattended. Showing that they aren't mature enough to be left alone for extended periods, the children [[Chris and sex|kiss]], watch TV shows meant for older audiences, ostracize Blake, and [[CWC Fighter|fight]] - Punchy even goes so far as to knock Wild out of a window, which could give Wild serious injuries.<br />
<br />
This marks the first time Chris has actually done ''anything'' with his beloved Sonichu Characters since the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas Special.]] Much to the [[Trolls|fans']] chagrin, Chris has decided to take all of his characters and turn them all into [[Sonee & Rosey|the most annoying part]] of the CWCVerse. <br />
<br />
It should be noted that this is the first time a Sonee of Blake has appeared, casting him as [[wikipedia:Gonzo the Great|Gonzo]], despite the fact that there's nothing to compare the two together, much less the rest of the characters.<br />
<br />
Also worth mentioning is that ''Sonichu Babies'' was the name of one of the stories in [[Sonichu 3]], though it was an origin story for the Combo. Since the Chaotic Combo never met in the comics until they evolved, it's possible that this is not canon in the CWCVerse, or a complete retcon.<br />
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==Video==<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
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''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
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''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
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''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
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''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
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''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
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''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
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''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
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''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
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Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
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''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
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''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
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''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
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''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually.'' Yeah. ''[Awkward pause]'' ''Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.'' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. ''An' Nanny takes us!'' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. ''So what you wanna do now?'' Let's go play with Legos! ''Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!'' <br />
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''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]'' Hey Wild, you wanna sparrin' [unintelligable]? Okay Punchy! ''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]'' Huh. Got me there. ''[Wild "hits" Punchy]'' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW! ''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]'' Oh, shoot. I knocked him out da window! Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window! ''I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!'' I'm sorry. ''[Awkward silence]'' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. [Unintelligible] punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery. ''Yeah.'' So, I'll do that. Because, violence is not always the answer to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defence, it ''can'' be... the answer. ''I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' bully comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he beats me up! What's wrong with that dude?'' D'ya want me to go beat him up? ''Nah, I just need to learn self defence.'' I'm gonna go find and beat him up. Hiyaaa! <br />
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''Ya don't even know what he looks like, where ya goin' Punchy? ...Anyway. [Turns around once, leaves]''<br />
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''[Punchy re-enters]'' Th-you can't beat me Punchy[?], I'm [[Random-access humor|comical]], knock knock, who's there, orange, orange who, orange you glad I didn't say banana? ''[Pause]'' What? ''[Pause]'' Oh well. Knock knock. Who's there. Uhh, hello? What d'you mean, "hello". Well you said "who's there". Dyeah knock knock joke? I say "knock knock", you say "who's there". What? I stayed up watching [[Officer Keino|Home Movies]] one night. Place- It's a funny cartoon show, Brendon Small[?]. Not recommended for children, though. It- still maybe teenagers. Or youth- or you- think it's a PG rating. TV-PG. ''[Jiggles around]'' I don't care I watched it by myself! I was up, I was wiry[?]! I thought you were asleep! ''[Is still for a second, before leaving somewhat abruptly.]''<br />
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''[Sonee and Rosee return]'' ''Okay so... What should we do now?'' I think let's go play House! ''Yeah let's go play House again!'' Yay! Doodoodoodooboodoodoo, hi honey I'm home. ''Oh, where've you been? Mmm, I mean, how was your day sweetheart?'' It's been good, y'know, I've just been, uh, doing business and everything. M-keepin' everything- keepin' the city safe with my swift speed and lightning attacks! ''Very good. I've been minding the children. Although when I went out, I wa- I was intercepted by one of the villains! But I- gre- myself at self defence, I struck them right back! And I stood my ground.'' ''[Pause]'' That's very good. How're the children. ''I think I just told you that.'' Oh yes you did! The children are good! Hey- okay- so- that was good, let's do role reversal. ''Okay!''<br />
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''[Switch places]'' ''Hi honey, I'm home!'' Oh hi honey, how was w- how was- how was your work at journalism? ''Oh, very good, I wrote- guh story here, and there. [Pause] The bank was robbed.'' There was a v- there was a bank robbery? ''Yeah, didn't you hear that? There was a horse and mane[????]!'' Horse and mane? ''Sure, the horse was on the main!'' [''Pause]'' What? ''Iunno. [Unintelligible] comedy. Anyway, [unintelligible], and I made, bulublugh, and I made, promotion!'' Very good. The children have been doi- have been doin' good today. I mean theyuh, the slow- I mean uh, the younger one pooped all over the place. Ugh, that was a whole bunch to clean up. And, uh... and the older one missed the toilet! I didn't know what to do with that, 'cept to clean it up, and tell her that it was wrong to do it in that direction, not to aim it this way, that. So I've been cleanin' and cookin' and keeping house all day long. ''And I've been out journalism all day.'' Yeah. ''[Pause]'' Anyway uh, today was grocery shopping day so I went out for groceries. Sh- an' children ha- and children... went with me. I took them along with me. And, they were okay in the car for a little while but then there was a scr- then on the way home there was a screaming. Yeah, the younger one was tired. Just waawaawaawaawaa. Waaa. ''[Pause]'' So the older one kept- kept the younger one quiet, you know. At least she knew better. So, she calmed him down. ''That's good.'' I had to change a few diapers to- had to change a whole number of diapers for that little one. What a mess. But I'm willing to go through with it, because I am the father! The house husband. ''And I'm the one that goes out, make the money.'' Okay. So. Wanna end the show. ''Why not?'' The puppet show. Alright. Yeah. Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Dudududududuh!<br />
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''[Feet come back into view]'' Dududududududuh! Duh duh! ''Thank you very much, goodnight!'' Goodnight.<br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=122052SonichuBabies2010-10-26T19:55:24Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off the [[1980s]] cartoon ''Muppet Babies'' by recasting the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[Sonee and Rosey|babies]]. Much like [[Things Chris has ripped off|everything else he steals]], Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't ''supposed'' to be doing!"<br />
<br />
Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving the little creatures unattended. Showing that they aren't mature enough to be left alone for extended periods, the children [[Chris and sex|kiss]], watch TV shows meant for older audiences, ostracize Blake, and [[CWC Fighter|fight]] - Punchy even goes so far as to knock Wild out of a window, which could give Wild serious injuries.<br />
<br />
This marks the first time Chris has actually done ''anything'' with his beloved Sonichu Characters since the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas Special.]] Much to the [[Trolls|fans']] chagrin, Chris has decided to take all of his characters and turn them all into [[Sonee & Rosey|the most annoying part]] of the CWCVerse. <br />
<br />
It should be noted that this is the first time a Sonee of Blake has appeared, casting him as [[wikipedia:Gonzo the Great|Gonzo]], despite the fact that there's nothing to compare the two together, much less the rest of the characters.<br />
<br />
Also worth mentioning is that ''Sonichu Babies'' was the name of one of the stories in [[Sonichu 3]], though it was an origin story for the Combo. Since the Chaotic Combo never met in the comics until they evolved, it's possible that this is not canon in the CWCVerse, or a complete retcon.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
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''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually.'' Yeah. ''[Awkward pause]'' ''Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.'' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. ''An' Nanny takes us!'' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. ''So what you wanna do now?'' Let's go play with Legos! ''Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!'' <br />
<br />
''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]'' Hey Wild, you wanna sparrin' [unintelligable]? Okay Punchy! ''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]'' Huh. Got me there. ''[Wild "hits" Punchy]'' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW! ''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]'' Oh, shoot. I knocked him out da window! Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window! ''I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!'' I'm sorry. ''[Awkward silence]'' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. [Unintelligible] punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery. ''Yeah.'' So, I'll do that. Because, violence is not always the answer to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defence, it ''can'' be... the answer. ''I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' bully comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he beats me up! What's wrong with that dude?'' D'ya want me to go beat him up? ''Nah, I just need to learn self defence.'' I'm gonna go find and beat him up. Hiyaaa! <br />
<br />
''Ya don't even know what he looks like, where ya goin' Punchy? ...Anyway. [Turns around once, leaves]''<br />
<br />
''[Punchy re-enters]'' Th-you can't beat me Punchy[?], I'm [[Random-access humor|comical]], knock knock, who's there, orange, orange who, orange you glad I didn't say banana? ''[Pause]'' What? ''[Pause]'' Oh well. Knock knock. Who's there. Uhh, hello? What d'you mean, "hello". Well you said "who's there". Dyeah knock knock joke? I say "knock knock", you say "who's there". What? I stayed up watching [[Officer Keino|Home Movies]] one night. Place- It's a funny cartoon show, Brendon Small[?]. Not recommended for children, though. It- still maybe teenagers. Or youth- or you- think it's a PG rating. TV-PG. ''[Jiggles around]'' I don't care I watched it by myself! I was up, I was wiry[?]! I thought you were asleep! ''[Is still for a second, before leaving somewhat abruptly.]''<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee return]'' ''Okay so... What should we do now?'' I think let's go play House! ''Yeah let's go play House again!'' Yay! Doodoodoodooboodoodoo, hi honey I'm home. ''Oh, where've you been? Mmm, I mean, how was your day sweetheart?'' It's been good, y'know, I've just been, uh, doing business and everything. M-keepin' everything- keepin' the city safe with my swift speed and lightning attacks! ''Very good. I've been minding the children. Although when I went out, I wa- I was intercepted by one of the villains! But I- gre- myself at self defence, I struck them right back! And I stood my ground.'' ''[Pause]'' That's very good. How're the children. ''I think I just told you that.'' Oh yes you did! The children are good! Hey- okay- so- that was good, let's do role reversal. ''Okay!''<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Switch places]'' ''Hi honey, I'm home!'' Oh hi honey, how was w- how was- how was your work at journalism? ''Oh, very good, I wrote- guh story here, and there. [Pause] The bank was robbed.'' There was a v- there was a bank robbery? ''Yeah, didn't you hear that? There was a horse and mane[????]!'' Horse and mane? ''Sure, the horse was on the main!'' [''Pause]'' What? ''Iunno. [Unintelligible] comedy. Anyway, [unintelligible], and I made, bulublugh, and I made, promotion!'' Very good. The children have been doi- have been doin' good today. I mean theyuh, the slow- I mean uh, the younger one pooped all over the place. Ugh, that was a whole bunch to clean up. And, uh... and the older one missed the toilet! I didn't know what to do with that, 'cept to clean it up, and tell her that it was wrong to do it in that direction, not to aim it this way, that. So I've been cleanin' and cookin' and keeping house all day long. ''And I've been out journalism all day.'' Yeah. ''[Pause]'' Anyway uh, today was grocery shopping day so I went out for groceries. Sh- an' children ha- and children... went with me. I took them along with me. And, they were okay in the car for a little while but then there was a scr- then on the way home there was a screaming. Yeah, the younger one was tired. Just waawaawaawaawaa. Waaa. ''[Pause]'' So the older one kept- kept the younger one quiet, you know. At least she knew better. So, she calmed him down. ''That's good.'' I had to change a few diapers to- had to change a whole number of diapers for that little one. What a mess. But I'm willing to go through with it, because I am the father! The house husband. ''And I'm the one that goes out, make the money.'' Okay. So. Wanna end the show. ''Why not?'' The puppet show. Alright. Yeah. SOnichu babies! Yaaay! Dudududududuh!<br />
<br />
''[Feet come back into view]'' Dududududududuh!Duh duh! ''Thank you very much, goodnight!'' Goodnight. <br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=122049SonichuBabies2010-10-26T19:30:02Z<p>Enibure: BRB PASTA</p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off the [[1980s]] cartoon ''Muppet Babies'' by recasting the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[Sonee and Rosey|babies]]. Much like [[Things Chris has ripped off|everything else he steals]], Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't ''supposed'' to be doing!"<br />
<br />
Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving the little creatures unattended. Showing that they aren't mature enough to be left alone for extended periods, the children [[Chris and sex|kiss]], watch TV shows meant for older audiences, ostracize Blake, and [[CWC Fighter|fight]] - Punchy even goes so far as to knock Wild out of a window, which could give Wild serious injuries.<br />
<br />
This marks the first time Chris has actually done ''anything'' with his beloved Sonichu Characters since the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas Special.]] Much to the [[Trolls|fans']] chagrin, Chris has decided to take all of his characters and turn them all into [[Sonee & Rosey|the most annoying part]] of the CWCVerse. <br />
<br />
It should be noted that this is the first time a Sonee of Blake has appeared, casting him as [[wikipedia:Gonzo the Great|Gonzo]], despite the fact that there's nothing to compare the two together, much less the rest of the characters.<br />
<br />
Also worth mentioning is that ''Sonichu Babies'' was the name of one of the stories in [[Sonichu 3]], though it was an origin story for the Combo. Since the Chaotic Combo never met in the comics until they evolved, it's possible that this is not canon in the CWCVerse, or a complete retcon.<br />
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==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually.'' Yeah. ''[Awkward pause]'' ''Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.'' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. ''An' Nanny takes us!'' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. ''So what you wanna do now?'' Let's go play with Legos! ''Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!'' <br />
<br />
''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]'' Hey Wild, you wanna sparrin' [unintelligable]? Okay Punchy! ''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]'' Huh. Got me there. ''[Wild "hits" Punchy]'' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW! ''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]'' Oh, shoot. I knocked him out da window! Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window! ''I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!'' I'm sorry. ''[Awkward silence]'' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. [Unintelligible] punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery. ''Yeah.'' So, I'll do that. Because, violence is not always the answer to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defence, it ''can'' be... the answer. ''I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' bully comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he beats me up! What's wrong with that dude?'' D'ya want me to go beat him up? ''Nah, I just need to learn self defence.'' I'm gonna go find and beat him up. Hiyaaa! <br />
<br />
''Ya don't even know what he looks like, where ya goin' Punchy? ...Anyway. [Turns around once, leaves]''<br />
<br />
''[Punchy re-enters]'' Th-you can't beat me Punchy[?], I'm [[Random-access humor|comical]], knock knock, who's there, orange, orange who, orange you glad I didn't say banana? ''[Pause]'' What? ''[Pause]'' Oh well. Knock knock. Who's there. Uhh, hello? What d'you mean, "hello". Well you said "who's there". Dyeah knock knock joke? I say "knock knock", you say "who's there". What? I stayed up watching [[Officer Keino|Home Movies]] one night. Place- It's a funny cartoon show, Brendon Small[?]. Not recommended for children, though. It- still maybe teenagers. Or youth- or you- think it's a PG rating. TV-PG. ''[Jiggles around]'' I don't care I watched it by myself! I was up, I was wiry[?]! I thought you were asleep! ''[Is still for a second, before leaving somewhat abruptly.]''<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee return]'' ''Okay so... What should we do now?'' I think let's go play House! ''Yeah let's go play House again!'' Yay! Doodoodoodooboodoodoo, hi honey I'm home. ''Oh, where've you been? Mmm, I mean, how was your day sweetheart?'' It's been good, y'know, I've just been, uh, doing business and everything. M-keepin' everything- keepin' the city safe with my swift speed and lightning attacks! ''Very good. I've been minding the children. Although when I went out, I wa- I was intercepted by one of the villains! But I- gre- myself at self defence, I struck them right back! And I stood my ground.'' ''[Pause]'' That's very good. How're the children. ''I think I just told you that.'' Oh yes you did! The children are good! Hey- okay- so- that was good, let's do role reversal. ''Okay!''<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Switch places]'' ''Hi honey, I'm home!'' Oh hi honey, how was w- how was- how was your work at journalism? ''Oh, very good, I wrote- guh story here, and there. [Pause] The bank was robbed.'' There was a v- there was a bank robbery? ''Yeah, didn't you hear that? There was a horse and mane[????]!'' Horse and mane? ''Sure, the horse was on the main!'' [''Pause]'' What? ''Iunno. [Unintelligible] comedy. Anyway, [unintelligible], and I made, bulublugh, and I made, promotion!'' Very good. The children have been doi- have been doin' good today. I mean theyuh, the slow- I mean uh, the younger one pooped all over the place. Ugh, that was a whole bunch to clean up. And, uh... and the older one missed the toilet! I didn't know what to do with that, 'cept to clean it up, and tell her that it was wrong to do it in that direction, not to aim it this way, that. So I've been cleanin' and cookin' and keeping house all day long. ''And I've been out journalism all day.'' Yeah. ''[Pause]'' Anyway uh, today was grocery shopping day so I went out for groceries. Sh- an' children ha- and children... went with me. I took them along with me. And, they were okay in the car for a little while but then there was a scr- then on the way home there was a screaming. Yeah, the younger one was tired. Just waawaawaawaawaa. Waaa. ''[Pause]'' So the older one kept- kept the younger one quiet, you know. At least she knew better. So, she calmed him down. ''That's good.'' I had to change a few diapers to- had to change a whole number of diapers for that little one. What a mess. But I'm willing to go through with it, because I am the father! The house husband. ''And I'm the one that goes out, make the money.'' <br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=122044SonichuBabies2010-10-26T19:22:56Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off the [[1980s]] cartoon ''Muppet Babies'' by recasting the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[Sonee and Rosey|babies]]. While Chris doing that isn't uncommon (in fact, ''Sonichu Babies'' was the name of one of the stories in [[Sonichu 3]], though it was an origin story for the Combo), Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't ''supposed'' to be doing!"<br />
<br />
Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving the little creatures unattended. Showing that they aren't mature enough to be left alone for extended periods, the children [[Chris and sex|kiss]], ostracize Blake, and [[CWC Fighter|fight]] - Punchy even goes so far as to knock Wild out of a window, which could give Wild serious injuries.<br />
<br />
This marks the first time Chris has actually done ''anything'' with his beloved Sonichu Characters since the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas Special.]] Much to the [[Trolls|Fans']] chagrin, Chris has decided to take all of his characters and turn them all into [[Sonee & Rosey|The most annoying part]] of the CWCVerse. <br />
<br />
It should be noted that this is the first time a Sonee of Blake has appeared, casting him as [[wikipedia:Gonzo the Great|Gonzo]], despite the fact that there's nothing to compare the two together, much less the rest of the characters.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually.'' Yeah. ''[Awkward pause]'' ''Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.'' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. ''An' Nanny takes us!'' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. ''So what you wanna do now?'' Let's go play with Legos! ''Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!'' <br />
<br />
''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]'' Hey Wild, you wanna sparrin' [unintelligable]? Okay Punchy! ''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]'' Huh. Got me there. ''[Wild "hits" Punchy]'' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW! ''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]'' Oh, shoot. I knocked him out da window! Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window! ''I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!'' I'm sorry. ''[Awkward silence]'' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. [Unintelligible] punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery. ''Yeah.'' So, I'll do that. Because, violence is not always the answer to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defence, it ''can'' be... the answer. ''I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' bully comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he beats me up! What's wrong with that dude?'' D'ya want me to go beat him up? ''Nah, I just need to learn self defence.'' I'm gonna go find and beat him up. Hiyaaa! <br />
<br />
''Ya don't even know what he looks like, where ya goin' Punchy? ...Anyway. [Turns around once, leaves]''<br />
<br />
''[Punchy re-enters]'' Th-you can't beat me Punchy[?], I'm [[Random-access humor|comical]], knock knock, who's there, orange, orange who, orange you glad I didn't say banana? ''[Pause]'' What? ''[Pause]'' Oh well. Knock knock. Who's there. Uhh, hello? What d'you mean, "hello". Well you said "who's there". Dyeah knock knock joke? I say "knock knock", you say "who's there". What? I stayed up watching [[Officer Keino|Home Movies]] one night. Place- It's a funny cartoon show, Brendon Small[?]. Not recommended for children, though. It- still maybe teenagers. Or youth- or you- think it's a PG rating. TV-PG. ''[Jiggles around]'' I don't care I watched it by myself! I was up, I was wiry[?]! I thought you were asleep! ''[Is still for a second, before leaving somewhat abruptly.]''<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee return]'' ''Okay so... What should we do now?'' I think let's go play House! ''Yeah let's go play House again!'' Yay! Doodoodoodooboodoodoo, hi honey I'm home. ''Oh, where've you been? Mmm, I mean, how was your day sweetheart?'' It's been good, y'know, I've just been, uh, doing business and everything. M-keepin' everything- keepin' the city safe with my swift speed and lightning attacks! ''Very good. I've been minding the children. Although when I went out, I wa- I was intercepted by one of the villains! But I- gre- myself at self defence, I struck them right back! And I stood my ground.'' ''[Pause]'' That's very good. How're the children. ''I think I just told you that.'' Oh yes you did! The children are good! Hey- okay- so- that was good, let's do role reversal. ''Okay!''<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Switch places]'' ''Hi honey, I'm home!'' Oh hi honey, how was w- how was- how was your work at journalism? ''Oh, very good, I wrote- guh story here, and there. [Pause] The bank was robbed.'' There was a v- there was a bank robbery? ''Yeah, didn't you hear that? There was a horse and mane[????]!'' Horse and mane? ''Sure, the horse was on the main!'' [''Pause]'' What? ''Iunno. [Unintelligible] comedy. Anyway, [unintelligible], and I made, bulublugh, and I made, promotion!'' Very good. The children have been doi- have been doin' good today. I mean theyuh, the slow- I mean uh, the younger one pooped all over the place. Ugh, that was a whole bunch to clean up. And, uh... and the older one missed the toilet! I didn't know what to do with that, 'cept to clean it up, and tell her that it was wrong to do it in that direction, not to aim it this way, that. So I've been cleanin' and cookin' and keeping house all day long. ''And I've been out journalism all day.'' Yeah. ''[Pause]'' Anyway uh, today was grocery shopping day so I went out for groceries. Sh- an' children ha- and children... went with me. I took them along with me. And, they were okay in the car for a little while but then there was a scr- then on the way home there was a screaming. Yeah, the younger one was tired. <br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=122035SonichuBabies2010-10-26T18:59:41Z<p>Enibure: /* Transcript */ MY MIND, IT MELTS</p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off the [[1980s]] cartoon ''Muppet Babies'' by recasting the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[Sonee and Rosey|babies]]. While Chris doing that isn't uncommon (in fact, ''Sonichu Babies'' was the name of one of the stories in [[Sonichu 3]], though it was an origin story for the Combo), Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't ''supposed'' to be doing!"<br />
<br />
Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving the little creatures unattended. Showing that they aren't mature enough to be left alone for extended periods, the children [[Chris and sex|kiss]], ostracize Blake, and [[CWC Fighter|fight]] - Punchy even goes so far as to knock Wild out of a window, which could give Wild serious injuries.<br />
<br />
This marks the first time Chris has actually done ''anything'' with his beloved Sonichu Characters since the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas Special.]] Much to the [[Trolls|Fans']] chagrin, Chris has decided to take all of his characters and turn them all into [[Sonee & Rosey|The most annoying part]] of the CWCVerse. <br />
<br />
It should be noted that this is the first time a Sonee of Blake has appeared, casting him as [[wikipedia:Gonzo the Great|Gonzo]], despite the fact that there's nothing to compare the two together, much less the rest of the characters.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
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| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually.'' Yeah. ''[Awkward pause]'' ''Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.'' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. ''An' Nanny takes us!'' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. ''So what you wanna do now?'' Let's go play with Legos! ''Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!'' <br />
<br />
''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]'' Hey Wild, you wanna sparrin' [unintelligable]? Okay Punchy! ''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]'' Huh. Got me there. ''[Wild "hits" Punchy]'' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW! ''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]'' Oh, shoot. I knocked him out da window! Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window! ''I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!'' I'm sorry. ''[Awkward silence]'' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. [Unintelligible] punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery. ''Yeah.'' So, I'll do that. Because, violence is not always the answer to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defence, it ''can'' be... the answer. ''I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' bully comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he beats me up! What's wrong with that dude?'' D'ya want me to go beat him up? ''Nah, I just need to learn self defence.'' I'm gonna go find and beat him up. Hiyaaa! <br />
<br />
''Ya don't even know what he looks like, where ya goin' Punchy? ...Anyway. [Turns around once, leaves]''<br />
<br />
''[Punchy re-enters]'' Th-you can't beat me Punchy[?], I'm [[Random-access humor|comical]], knock knock, who's there, orange, orange who, orange you glad I didn't say banana? ''[Pause]'' What? ''[Pause]'' Oh well. Knock knock. Who's there. Uhh, hello? What d'you mean, "hello". Well you said "who's there". Dyeah knock knock joke? I say "knock knock", you say "who's there". What? I stayed up watching [[Officer Keino|Home Movies]] one night. Place- It's a funny cartoon show, Brendon Small[?]. Not recommended for children, though. It- still maybe teenagers. Or youth- or you- think it's a PG rating. TV-PG. ''[Jiggles around]'' I don't care I watched it by myself! I was up, I was wiry[?]! I thought you were asleep! ''[Is still for a second, before leaving somewhat abruptly.]''<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee return]'' ''Okay so... What should we do now?'' I think let's go play House! ''Yeah let's go play House again!'' Yay! Doodoodoodooboodoodoo, hi honey I'm home. ''Oh, where've you been? Mmm, I mean, how was your day sweetheart?'' It's been good, y'know, I've just been, uh, doing business and everything. M-keepin' everything- keepin' the city safe with my swift speed and lightning attacks! ''Very good. I've been minding the children. Although when I went out, I wa- I was intercepted by one of the villains! But I- gre- myself at self defence, I struck them right back! And I stood my ground.'' ''[Pause]'' That's very good. How're the children. ''I think I just told you that.'' Oh yes you did! The children are good! Hey- okay- so- that was good, let's do role reversal. ''Okay!''<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=122026SonichuBabies2010-10-26T18:22:02Z<p>Enibure: I NEED ALCOHOL</p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off the [[1980s]] cartoon ''Muppet Babies'' by recasting the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[Sonee and Rosey|babies]]. While Chris doing that isn't uncommon (in fact, ''Sonichu Babies'' was the name of one of the stories in [[Sonichu 2]], though it was an origin story for the Combo), Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't ''supposed'' to be doing!"<br />
<br />
Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving the little creatures unattended. Showing that they aren't mature enough to be left alone for extended periods, the children [[Chris and sex|kiss]], ostracize Blake, and [[CWC Fighter|fight]] - Punchy even goes so far as to knock Wild out of a window, which could give Wild serious injuries.<br />
<br />
This marks the first time Chris has actually done ''anything'' with his beloved Sonichu Characters since the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas Special.]] Much to the [[Trolls|Fans']] chagrin, Chris has decided to take all of his characters and turn them all into [[Sonee & Rosey|The most annoying part]] of the CWCVerse. <br />
<br />
It should be noted that this is the first time a Sonee of Blake has appeared, casting him as [[wikipedia:Gonzo the Great|Gonzo]], despite the fact that there's nothing to compare the two together, much less the rest of the characters.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! [[Random-access humor|Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow]]! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually.'' Yeah. ''[Awkward pause]'' ''Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.'' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. ''An' Nanny takes us!'' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. ''So what you wanna do now?'' Let's go play with Legos! ''Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!'' <br />
<br />
<br />
''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]'' Hey Wild, you wanna sparrin' [unintelligable]? Okay Punchy! ''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]'' Huh. Got me there. ''[Wild "hits" Punchy]'' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW! ''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]'' Oh, shoot. I knocked him out da window! Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window! ''I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!'' I'm sorry. ''[Awkward silence]'' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. [Unintelligible] punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery. ''Yeah.'' So, I'll do that. Because, violence is not always the answer to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defence, it ''can'' be... the answer. ''I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' bully comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he beats me up! What's wrong with that dude?'' D'ya want me to go beat him up? ''Nah, I just need to learn self defence.'' I'm gonna go find and beat him up. Hiyaaa! <br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
''Ya don't even know what he looks like, where ya goin' Punchy? ...Anyway. [Turns around once, leaves]''<br />
<br />
''[Punchy re-enters]'' Th-you can't beat me Punchy[?], I'm comical, knock knock, who's there, orange, orange who, orange you glad I didn't say banana? ''[Pause]'' What? ''[Pause]'' Oh well. Knock knock. Who's there. Uhh, hello? What d'you mean, "hello". Well you said "who's there". Dyeah knock knock joke? I say "knock knock", you say "who's there". What? I stayed up watching Home Movies one night. Place- It's a funny cartoon show, Brendon Small[?]. Not recommended for children, though. It- still maybe teenagers. Or youth- or you- think it's a PG rating. TV-PG. ''[Jiggles around]'' I don't care I watched it by myself! I was up, I was wiry[?]! I thought you were asleep! ''[Is still for a second, before leaving somewhat abruptly.]'' <br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=122024SonichuBabies2010-10-26T18:13:04Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off the [[1980s]] cartoon ''Muppet Babies'' by recasting the [[Chaotic Combo]] as [[Sonee and Rosey|babies]]. While Chris doing that isn't uncommon (in fact, ''Sonichu Babies'' was the name of one of the stories in [[Sonichu 2]], though it was an origin story for the Combo), Chris's version of the series lacks any of the charm and wit the original cartoon had, transforming it into "Chaotic Combo as babies, doing stuff babies aren't ''supposed'' to be doing!"<br />
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Chris shows us his lack of understanding about what constitutes proper childcare by leaving the little creatures unattended. Showing that they aren't mature enough to be left alone for extended periods, the children [[Chris and sex|kiss]], ostracize Blake, and [[CWC Fighter|fight]] - Punchy even goes so far as to knock Wild out of a window, which could give Wild serious injuries.<br />
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This marks the first time Chris has actually done ''anything'' with his beloved Sonichu Characters since the [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas Special.]] Much to the [[Trolls|Fans']] chagrin, Chris has decided to take all of his characters and turn them all into [[Sonee & Rosey|The most annoying part]] of the CWCVerse. <br />
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It should be noted that this is the first time a Sonee of Blake has appeared, casting him as [[wikipedia:Gonzo the Great|Gonzo]], despite the fact that there's nothing to compare the two together, much less the rest of the characters.<br />
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==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
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''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! [[Random-access humor|Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow]]! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually.'' Yeah. ''[Awkward pause]'' ''Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.'' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. ''An' Nanny takes us!'' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. ''So what you wanna do now?'' Let's go play with Legos! ''Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!'' <br />
<br />
<br />
''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]'' Hey Wild, you wanna sparrin' [unintelligable]? Okay Punchy! ''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]'' Huh. Got me there. ''[Wild "hits" Punchy]'' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW! ''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]'' Oh, shoot. I knocked him out da window! Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window! ''I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!'' I'm sorry. ''[Awkward silence]'' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. [Unintelligible] punches if I wanna work[?] inside the nursery. ''Yeah.'' So, I'll do that. Because, violence is not always the answer to e- is not always the answer. So- ye- uh, self defence, it ''can'' be... the answer. ''I agree. I don't like being bullied. Me, I was- b- m- I was out there riding my... bicycle the other day, an' bully comes up to me, and he, he g-steals the bicycle and he beats me up! What's wrong with that dude?'' D'ya want me to go beat him up? ''Nah, I just need to learn self defence.'' I'm gonna go find and beat him up. Hiyaaa! <br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=122008SonichuBabies2010-10-26T16:14:52Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off ''The Muppets'' and forces baby siblings [[Sonee and Rosey]] to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! [[Random-access humor|Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow]]! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually.'' Yeah. ''[Awkward pause]'' ''Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.'' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. ''An' Nanny takes us!'' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. ''So what you wanna do now?'' Let's go play with Legos! ''Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!'' <br />
<br />
''[Long pause. Punchy and Bubbles come into view, before being hastily retracted. Chris mumbles to himself before replacing Bubbles with Wild Sonichu]'' Hey Wild, you wanna sparrin' [unintelligable]? Okay Punchy! ''[Punchy launches himself at Wild, falls over]'' Huh. Got me there. ''[Wild "hits" Punchy]'' Got me again. Well, I'm gonna get you now. PEWWWW! ''[Punchy flies into Wild, both go offscreen. Punchy returns alone]'' Oh, shoot. I knocked him out da window! Yo c'mon[?], come in back in da window! ''I'm really hurt! You had me lyin' in a bush!'' I'm sorry. ''[Awkward silence]'' Aah, it's okay. Just be careful to watch yer punches. <br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=122004SonichuBabies2010-10-26T16:04:20Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off ''The Muppets'' and forces baby siblings [[Sonee and Rosey]] to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! [[Random-access humor|Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow]]! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you. [Pause] Oh no, Eve gets kicked out first? [Whine] Well, at least we women grew to power eventually.'' Yeah. ''[Awkward pause]'' ''Praaaise Jesus in all his lov- in all his... forgiveness for us, he died for our sins and everything.'' Yes, we are Christians. We go to church every Sunday. ''An' Nanny takes us!'' Yeah. And Chris comes with us too! He's a good Christian, yes he is. ''So what you wanna do now?'' Let's go play with Legos! ''Okay! Wheeee! We're gonna play with Legos!'' <br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:SonichuBabies&diff=121999Talk:SonichuBabies2010-10-26T14:47:45Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Urm... I'll take a stab at transcribing. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:43, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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A quick google tells me that this is all something to do with the Muppets. Someone with a better knowledge of that, could you put in something about it? Ta. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:55, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:{{#ev:youtube|XR_hpdVuEug}} --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:14, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== BRB ==<br />
For about an hour. All I've transcribed so far is up on the page. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 07:47, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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== Chris and Race? ==<br />
Chris made Blake's lips huge, further evidence that Chris changed the character's name to avoid it being perceived as a racist cariciture is complete bullshit!</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121998SonichuBabies2010-10-26T14:46:36Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off ''The Muppets'' and forces baby siblings [[Sonee and Rosey]] to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! [[Random-access humor|Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow]]! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
''[Angelica]'' All the lovely things we r- I read in the bible. Lalalalalalalaa. Lovely things, inna bible. Good story. ''[Magi-chan]'' Mmm, what stories are you reading about there, Angelica? ''Oh, this one, I'm reading about Genesis. The story of Adam and Eve!'' Ah yes. And then the apple gets bitten. ''YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME!! [Pause] I suppose next you're gonna tell me who gets thrown out first.'' I won't, I'll just uh, give you respect, there. ''Thank you.'' <br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121996SonichuBabies2010-10-26T14:23:10Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off ''The Muppets'' and forces baby siblings [[Sonee and Rosey]] to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and writing|Exposition!Magi-chan]] moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! [[Random-access humor|Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow]]! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh listen de- listen to Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his own self! It puzzles a gal[?].'' Yeah, well he's talkin' to himself, huh. Well I dunno. Seems kinda weird. ''[As Blake]'' Oh will you shut up! We all talk to ourselves at one time or another! ''Sorry Blake!'' Yeah, sorry dude! Aah, whatever. <br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121994SonichuBabies2010-10-26T14:15:02Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off ''The Muppets'' and forces baby siblings [[Sonee and Rosey]] to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
[[File:Wittle Cute Sonees Page 1 by johaely.jpg|thumb|Sonichu babies!]]<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings of members of the [[Chaotic Combo]] as babies, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Wild Sonichu]] and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Sonichu (character)|Sonee]] and [[Rosechu|Rosee]] in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... ''[As Rosee]'' Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all [[sonichus]]]'' Yes Mommy [Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] [[Bubbles]], [[Punchy]], [[Magi-chan]], [[Angelica]], even [[Blake]]! ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Compare me to Gonzo. I have [[niggos|black]] hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da [[TV]] show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
''[Exposition!Magi-chan moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay Papa C!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' [[wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|Samurai Pizza Cats]]! [[Random-access humor|Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow]]! Samurai Pizza Cats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A [[CWCville|communist]], huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey wait a sec [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out. It's not because I'm- it's not because of my colour, it's just because I have my own opinions beside from theirs. I do things for myself. Sultimes I like to r- sometimes I like to read, even though I don't know how to read yet! I'm different. I think for myself and things. I play too sometimes. Ba-suh-I bring danger along some-I bring danger with me sometimes, and... that makes me sad. You know. They can't apprec-me- appreciate me even though I'm young and danger... [gibberish] ''[Enter Sonee and Rosee]'' ''Wubuh wubuh isn't dat Blake over der? Keep on going on and on with his ol' self!'' <br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
*[[Sonichu 3]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121963SonichuBabies2010-10-26T12:56:00Z<p>Enibure: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off The Muppets and forces baby siblings Sonee and Rosey to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all sonichus]'' Yes Mommy[Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! ''Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] Bubbles, Punchy, Magi-chan, Angelica, even Blake!'' ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Remember me, the gonzo[?]. I have black hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da TV show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Magi-chan moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay fatherfee[?]!''<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
<br />
''[Pause, fumbling noises offscreen. Punchy enters.]'' Samurai Pizzacats! Miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow! Samurai Pizzacats! Miaowmiaowmiow miaow miaow! Samurai armour! Oh! A communist, huh? You [unintelligible]... C'mon sweetie, we're all doin' a TV show! Hey [unintelligible] because I watchin' live television! <br />
<br />
''[Replaced by Blake]'' Hyeah. Mm. I really like Bubbles. She's so pretty, she's so bubbly, she's so fun. I'm just- b- I'm just the weirdo here. I'm the one that gets... left out.<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121962SonichuBabies2010-10-26T12:34:49Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off The Muppets and forces baby siblings Sonee and Rosey to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all sonichus]'' Yes Mommy[Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! ''Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] Bubbles, Punchy, Magi-chan, Angelica, even Blake!'' ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Remember me, the gonzo[?]. I have black hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da TV show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Magi-chan moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay fatherfee[?]!''<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue! Dun worry about it, we all make mistakes. Yeah, you're right. We all do make mistakes. I guess I'll get over this someho- s-sometime. Yeah, you will. Hey, let's go play in the t- let's go play on the merry-go-round. Okay! Whee whee whee whee whee we'll go play onna merry-go round! <br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121961SonichuBabies2010-10-26T12:27:46Z<p>Enibure: /* Transcript */</p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off The Muppets and forces baby siblings Sonee and Rosey to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all sonichus]'' Yes Mommy[Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! ''Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] Bubbles, Punchy, Magi-chan, Angelica, even Blake!'' ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Remember me, the gonzo[?]. I have black hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da TV show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Magi-chan moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later.<br />
<br />
<br />
Alright children, y'all s- y'all be carefull out here. I'm gonna keep the door op- I'm gonna keep the door open, you just uh, give me a shout if you uh, need anything. ''Okay fatherfee[?]!''<br />
<br />
''[Bubbles and Wild]'' What's the matter, Wild? Iunno. Somedays I just don't feel well. Well, and why is that? I- I was watchin' my- I was watchin' Blues Clues the other day, and, I missed a clue! You missed a clue? How'd you do that? You're- that guy was supposed to be able to detect da clues before that guy in the green shirt does! Yeah, what was that guy's name? Uhh... heck if I know! Mm. Well, anyway... I feel, a bit, I feel bad because I missed a clue!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121958SonichuBabies2010-10-26T12:17:16Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off The Muppets and forces baby siblings Sonee and Rosey to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all sonichus]'' Yes Mommy[Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! ''Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] Bubbles, Punchy, Magi-chan, Angelica, even Blake!'' ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Remember me, the gonzo[?]. I have black hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da TV show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Magi-chan moves into shot]'' What? Ever since they watched- they seen that kissing scene, on that episode of... The Young and the Restless... they been makin' out, all the time! They lot-ov-enjoying it. Lil' Sonee has been noted saying, "she tastes like applesauce"! <br />
<br />
''[Disembodied legs return]'' Hey kids, I got' go out now. And mukku-my husband's comin' with me. ''[Comic Chris' trademark sneakers join]'' That's right. We're going out to go- we're going out shopping. We're gonna bring back some delicious groceries, and we'll be back in a lil' while. ''[Pause]'' Wait a minute. Who's gonna mind the babies? ''Oh yeah you're right. You stay home.'' Oh yeah you're right, I'll stay home, you go out to get the groceries. ''Look how we settled that!'' Well, we s- we're always able to settle things. Even und- even our minor disagreements. Look the way we still love each other. Mmm. ''[Pieces of paper "kiss"]'' Okay, see you later. <br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121952SonichuBabies2010-10-26T12:06:16Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]]. In it, Chris rips off The Muppets and forces baby siblings Sonee and Rosey to kiss.<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all sonichus]'' Yes Mommy[Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! ''Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] Bubbles, Punchy, Magi-chan, Angelica, even Blake!'' ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Remember me, the gonzo[?]. I have black hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da TV show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121950SonichuBabies2010-10-26T12:05:04Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]].<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
<br />
''[Displays four crude drawings, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosee in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all sonichus]'' Yes Mommy[Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
''[Sonee and Rosey]'' We're having fun today in d-in d-in da ''room'', aren't we! Y-Aren't we Rosey! ''Hehedat's right Sonee, we're having fun in here! Dat's why all these[?] Bubbles, Punchy, Magi-chan, Angelica, even Blake!'' ''[Shows other drawings, speaks as Blake]'' Hello. What? I'm the weird one. Remember me, the gonzo[?]. I have black hair though. ''[Fumbles with sticks for a few seconds, removes all but Sonee and Rosey]'' Anyway, come with us, we're going to [?], whee! Whee, oh we're having fun, wheeeewheeee! Mm. Anywa-anywel-we're a... d-d-fun. What'd you wanna do now? I wanna do that thing like we saw on da TV show. That what ya wanna do? Yeaah! Alright! ''[Makes the baby siblings "kiss"]'' Mmmmmmm! Mmmmm!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:SonichuBabies&diff=121942Talk:SonichuBabies2010-10-26T11:55:18Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Urm... I'll take a stab at transcribing. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:43, 26 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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A quick google tells me that this is all something to do with the Muppets. Someone with a better knowledge of that, could you put in something about it? Ta. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:55, 26 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121940SonichuBabies2010-10-26T11:53:35Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]].<br />
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==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
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=== Transcript ===<br />
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''[Displays four crude drawings, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
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''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''[Sonichu and Rosechu in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
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''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all Sonichus]'' Yes Nanny!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
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==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=SonichuBabies&diff=121939SonichuBabies2010-10-26T11:53:04Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>'''SonichuBabies''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]].<br />
<br />
==Video==<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = SonichuBabies<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J3IuXNk5_LU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Other|text}} {{Sex|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[PlayingHouse]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Transcript ===<br />
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''[Displays four crude drawings, stuck to the end of what appear to be pens or straws]'' Dooweeoooh, Sonichu babies, we make our dreams come truueee... <br />
<br />
''[Wild Sonichu and Blake in shot]'' Sonichu babies, we'll do anything for youuu...<br />
<br />
''[Sonichu and Rosechu in shot]'' When your world was kinda weird and you wished that you were theeere... Just close your eyes and make-believe, and you can be anywhere!<br />
<br />
''[Drawing of a pair of human legs in shot]'' Is everything alright in here? ''[As all Sonichus]'' Yes Mommy[Nanny?]!<br />
<br />
''[Displays all drawings, dropping some]'' Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu Sonichu babies! Yaaay! Okay, let's beginning da show!<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[PlayingHouse]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:SonichuBabies&diff=121935Talk:SonichuBabies2010-10-26T11:43:49Z<p>Enibure: Created page with "Urm... I'll take a stab at transcribing. ~~~~"</p>
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<div>Urm... I'll take a stab at transcribing. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:43, 26 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:PlayingHouse&diff=121743Talk:PlayingHouse2010-10-25T23:49:22Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Transcribin'<br />
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[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 14:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Holy shit that was a long video. I think my brain started melting towards the end, so apologies for any stupid mistakes. Also Chris is REALLY hard to understand when he's doing his high-pitched voice. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:46, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:Don't blame you, it's been awhile since I needed alcohol to finish one of Chris's videos. I'm gonna edit some parts I could make out that I think you missed. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:58, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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:Thanks, mate. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:49, 25 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:PlayingHouse&diff=121705Talk:PlayingHouse2010-10-25T22:46:08Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Transcribin'<br />
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[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 14:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Holy shit that was a long video. I think my brain started melting towards the end, so apologies for any stupid mistakes. Also Chris is REALLY hard to understand when he's doing his high-pitched voice. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:46, 25 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayingHouse&diff=121703PlayingHouse2010-10-25T22:44:52Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = PlayingHouse<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[Wigwam]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
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Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.<br />
<br />
<br />
AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.<br />
<br />
<br />
[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed''] <br />
<br />
''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' [[Chris|baabychild]]! Made his lil' [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|peeps n' poops]]! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]'' <br />
<br />
<br />
''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table''] <br />
<br />
[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.<br />
<br />
Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo...'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!'' <br />
<br />
''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.'' <br />
<br />
<br />
Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... ''Daddy, I had a very nice time tonight with you [? unintelligible] me.'' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. ''Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up?'' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? ''I thiink, I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police wo- police woman. I'm still undecided.'' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. ''Goodnight!'' <br />
<br />
<br />
Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. ''Dabadabadabadubu!'' [''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. ''Dubehbedubuh.'' Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already, hope he stays that way for the rest of the night. <br />
<br />
<br />
[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together. <br />
<br />
<br />
And now, me n' my wife in bed. Mmm... So what's up ho- what's up for tomorrow? ''Well I got another case report... I got me doi- they got me doin' a trial with uh- some- with some- against some dude who uh, murdered somebody. S'posed to be really big, so... Take it up on that.'' Alrigh... Mmm... I got m- got my- tomorrow's shopping day. Have to deal with the uh... Sh- Have to deal with the, little Reginald, crying on the back seat with me, so... Crystal will keep him calm. ''That's good...'' So, you wanna do it? ''Yeah, why not.'' ''[Chris pushes the lego figures together]'' ''Oh yeah, you do it good.'' [''Chris begins to bang the figures together painfully, in a sex scene that lasts for approximately 5 seconds''] ''Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah awhwww, good, goin' great, you did good. Yay.'' Ahh, goodnight. Sleeep tight. <br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[Wigwam]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayingHouse&diff=121690PlayingHouse2010-10-25T22:35:14Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = PlayingHouse<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[Wigwam]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
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Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.<br />
<br />
<br />
AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.<br />
<br />
<br />
[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed''] <br />
<br />
''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]'' <br />
<br />
<br />
''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table''] <br />
<br />
[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.<br />
<br />
Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo...'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!'' <br />
<br />
''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.'' <br />
<br />
<br />
Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... ''Daddy, I had a very nice time tonight with you [? unintelligible] me.'' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. ''Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up?'' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? ''I thiink, I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police wo- police woman. I'm still undecided.'' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. Goodnight little girl. ''Goodnight!'' <br />
<br />
<br />
Now we tuck Re- And now we tuck Reginald in. ''Dabadabadabadubu!'' [''"Kiss"''] Mmm, well you sleep tight little partner. Don't be makin' no cries tonight. ''Dubehbedubuh.'' Mmm. Wow, he's sound asleep already, hope he stays that way for the rest of the night. <br />
<br />
<br />
[''Begins to press "Jackie" and "Chris" into the "bed"''] Mmm, legos don't want to fit together. <br />
<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[Wigwam]]}}<br />
{{videos}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayingHouse&diff=121679PlayingHouse2010-10-25T22:27:22Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = PlayingHouse<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[Wigwam]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.<br />
<br />
<br />
AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.<br />
<br />
<br />
[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed''] <br />
<br />
''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]'' <br />
<br />
<br />
''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table''] <br />
<br />
[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.<br />
<br />
Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo...'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!'' <br />
<br />
''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.'' <br />
<br />
<br />
Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed... ''Daddy, I had a very nice time tonight with you [? unintelligible] me.'' I'm glad you enjoyed it, Crystal. ''Daddy, would you th-do you know what I might be when I grow up?'' No. What do you think you might be when you grow up? ''I thiink, I want to be a ballerina dancer. Either that, or a police wo- police woman. I'm still undecided.'' That's alright, you ma-you take your time, make up your mind, it'll come to you, dear. Night! [''Fumbles with toy''] Oops. [''"Kisses"''] Goodnight sweetheart. You're my little girl. ''Goodnight!'' <br />
<br />
<br />
==See also==<br />
<br />
[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]<br />
<br />
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[DayOut1]]}}<br />
{{videos}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayingHouse&diff=121665PlayingHouse2010-10-25T22:21:06Z<p>Enibure: </p>
<hr />
<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = PlayingHouse<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}<br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[Wigwam]]<br />
}}<br />
<br />
== Transcription ==<br />
<br />
Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.<br />
<br />
<br />
AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.<br />
<br />
<br />
[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed''] <br />
<br />
''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]'' <br />
<br />
<br />
''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table''] <br />
<br />
[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.<br />
<br />
Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo...'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy! Dababubudee!'' <br />
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''[As Jackie]'' ''I'll now take Reginald off your hands, and you can take care of the uh-dinner table and all that, okay.'' <br />
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Alright so, I take care of the dishes... Duhduhduhduhduhduhdadada... And then a lil' while later, go upstairs t'... tuck children into bed, <br />
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==See also==<br />
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[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[Wigwam]]}}<br />
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<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = PlayingHouse<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[Wigwam]]<br />
}}<br />
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== Transcription ==<br />
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Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.<br />
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AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.<br />
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[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed''] <br />
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''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]'' <br />
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''[Table and chairs are set out''] Dinnertime! Numnumnumnum! [''Lego figures join table''] <br />
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[''Offscreen''] Oh sh-which ones did I say? Blue one's Reginald, yellow one's Crystal. And Reginald needs a booster seat.<br />
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Mmm, anyway, we just finished off dinner. ''Mmm, that was delicious dear''. Why thank you. It was a-was a specialty that I have learned from the uh-home and-the uh, food channel. New recipe. Chicken calzone. An', mashed potatoes, n' green beans. ''Myeah, it was very good''. ''[As "Reginald]'' ''Bububububoobee! Th!'' Aah, too bad lil' Reginald end up uh, throwing up in some places... ''[As "Crystal"]'' ''Daddy, can I go my room now, I think I'm gonna do my... uh, write my diary, and y'know guh get ready for bed soo...'' Okay sweetheart, y-go k-Crystal, go take care of yourself. ''Thank you daddy!'' <br />
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==See also==<br />
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[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A Workout]]|nextlink=[[Wigwam]]}}<br />
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayingHouse&diff=121635PlayingHouse2010-10-25T22:05:50Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[Wigwam]]<br />
}}<br />
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== Transcription ==<br />
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Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.<br />
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AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.<br />
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[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed''] <br />
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''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed by "Chris"]'' <br />
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==See also==<br />
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[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayingHouse&diff=121634PlayingHouse2010-10-25T22:05:45Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[Wigwam]]<br />
}}<br />
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== Transcription ==<br />
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Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.<br />
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AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.<br />
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[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed''] <br />
<br />
''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'. I fed the boy. I fed the girl, too. [''Awkward silence. Chris knocks over "Jackie"''] Anyway, they're doin' okay. ''So how's uhhwubde-dendibeready?'' Yes, dinner will be ready in a f-about fifteen minutes so you can go uh, put your f-put your things away and I-come to dinner. ''Alright.'' ''["Jackie" flies off, followed b "Chris"]'' <br />
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==See also==<br />
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[[A Sonichu Day|A Sonichu Day]]</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayingHouse&diff=121616PlayingHouse2010-10-25T22:00:45Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut1]]<br />
}}<br />
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== Transcription ==<br />
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Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.<br />
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AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.<br />
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[''"Children" slide in front of the screen''] Wheeewheewheewheewhee! [''Lego figures appear unfazed''] <br />
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''So, how're the kids?'' D-dey're doin' okay. You know, there's a... pla... they're just playing. Uh. Actually, uh. Cry-actually Crystal is uh, doin' her preschool homework and uh, Reg-Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' baabychild! Made his lil' peeps n' poops! And he we-and he went... weewee all over the bathroom, it was terrible mess. Terrible mess. I cl-had to clean all that up and of course I changed all of his diapers too. When they needed changin'.</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayingHouse&diff=121597PlayingHouse2010-10-25T21:53:08Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut1]]<br />
}}<br />
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== Transcription ==<br />
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Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.<br />
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AnIhome. Coming home from work. ''[High pitched voice]'' ''Hi honey halhome!'' [''Normally''] Oh hi sweetheart, how ya doin'. How was your day at work. ''Oh it's been good, I'm just happy to see you home safe.'' [''Kissing sound''] Kiiiiiss. Anyways, journalism is very hard. Yes it is, I hear. So, what happened today? ''Aw, we [unintelligable] my article got some huge responses'' [''Wiggles "Jackie", tips her over''] Really. ''Yeah! But unfortunately uhh dey laid off Wilkinson at work.'' Lllayday off Wilkinson! What they do that for? '''Pparently he wasn't keepin' up!'' Oh. That's a shame.</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=PlayingHouse&diff=121586PlayingHouse2010-10-25T21:45:26Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Chris plays with some [[LEGO]] people like a [[pedofork]]. Most notably, he points out the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|''pees and poops'']] of his fictional children.<br />
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{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Dayout1<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7wHqScoso3s}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]<br />
| subject = <br />
| style = <br />
| shirt = Unclear<br />
| previous = [[A Workout]]<br />
| next = [[DayOut1]]<br />
}}<br />
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Òkay, here's another story - you know it's[?] love and glory. Alright, this is me. This is my sweetheart. These are our children, that's, uh, Reginald, this one's Crystal. Reginald's da baby. Younger brother. This'll-this'll double as, table, and uh, beds. At their respective times. So... on with the show.</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:PlayingHouse&diff=121581Talk:PlayingHouse2010-10-25T21:40:16Z<p>Enibure: Created page with "Transcribin' ~~~~"</p>
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[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 14:40, 25 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Enibure&diff=118405User talk:Enibure2010-10-08T00:13:45Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Well I transcribed 2 videos tonight only to find out someone else had...because no one typed transcribe into the discussion box. I'm not pissed at you...I'm pissed that "transcribing" wasn't written in the discussion.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 17:00, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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It's cool mate, just merge 'em. No big deal, yeah?[[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 17:13, 7 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2269&diff=118369Talk:100 22692010-10-07T23:36:53Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Transcribing :L [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:51, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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''"He mentions Jackie at least once in the video, saying he will "turn her on"."''<br />
Those are lyrics from the song. They refer to drug-taking. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:10, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Re-added Jackie saga. Basically go listen to 4:20+ very carefully. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:27, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
:Boop, my bad. Beg your pardon. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:36, 7 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2267&diff=118341Talk:100 22672010-10-07T23:15:08Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Anyone transcribing? Guess I'll give it a go...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:24, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Oh sorry man, I just did. I'll add it to the page but there were a couple of words I didn't guess, like at 00:24. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:27, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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Just edited it with the template from the previous video...edited a but of corect stuff in there someone else take care of it I'm off to tranbscribe another video he just uploaded.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 16:04, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I fixed up the transcription [[User:StarryNight|StarryNight]] 15:41, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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I'm pretty sure it's "following" not "wallowing", but Chris does pronounce his Fs like a retard. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:15, 7 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2269&diff=118332Talk:100 22692010-10-07T23:10:37Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Transcribing :L [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 15:51, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
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''"He mentions Jackie at least once in the video, saying he will "turn her on"."''<br />
Those are lyrics from the song. They refer to drug-taking. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:10, 7 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Eniburehttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:100_2270&diff=118327Talk:100 22702010-10-07T23:07:22Z<p>Enibure: </p>
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<div>Transcribing...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:40, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Can the transcriber please put in the discussion when they are transcribing so that multiple people don't transcribe...--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 15:54, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
*Sorry brah, try being quicker ;P Nah, I kid. But seriously. And I have a name. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 16:07, 7 October 2010 (PDT)<br />
Unless I'm missing something, he seems to think Alec Benson Leary and Liquid are the same person. Worth mentioning I guess. [[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]] 15:49, 7 October 2010 (PDT)</div>Enibure