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Calling Out

2011-08-24T02:18:36Z

Epsilon: He says "Shoving it up my ass".

'''Calling Out''' refers to a series of six [[videos]] [[Chris]] uploaded between 6-16 [[August 2011]], following an [[100 2357.MOV|8 month hiatus]] from [[YouTube]].

These videos showcase Chris's [[Tomgirl]] look, where he attempts to make himself look feminine. Chris is sporting new earrings in these videos, two on his right ear and one on his left. His [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]] are also absent. [[Chris and cinematography|Chris's camerawork]] in this series is exceptionally shitty, opting to hold the camera with his hand instead of propping it up on a surface. This results in a very shaky, [[Barbara|Cloverfield]]-like viewing experience.

== Calling Out "Tito" - Don ==
In this video, also known as '''101 2461''', Chris announces his return to the [[Internet]]. He claims to have information regarding the true identity of various trolls, including [[Surfshack Tito]] (aka "Don"). After briefly showing viewers a fragment of a photograph of what he claims is the real Tito, Chris lists his demands to prevent the release of the full photo and, presumably, other revealing documents.

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===Transcript===
[[File:Easily trolled by annnyooooneee.jpg|thumb|"... They could be easily trolled back by aaanyone." Intimidated?]]
[''Looks at camera with an emotionless face, and then jerks the camera to his right'']

Attention, citizens of the internet. I am making a return. [[Chris and Ego|Y'all should know me by now]], if in case if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu|Rosechu]] and the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|electric hedgehog Pokemon]]. Firstly, upon that note, I would like to inform everyone that it was originally meant to be a [[My Little Pony|TV-Y7 rated... friendship socializing, promoting type of series]]... it is not meant to be taken otherwise in [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|any adulterous forms]].

[''Jerks camera around more'']

And with that, I will now continue with why I am making my return. I am ready to initiate [[Chris and negotiation|negotiations]] and paybacksss with the trolls, some cyberbullies that have been defiling me within the past five years... in the past four years. Firstly, I would like to make it well known that I have ''information'' of such trolls and cyberbullies if at that point if I release them, they could be easily trolled back by aaanyone. And, the first [[Chris and English|among chopping block]] I would like to ensue, [[Surfshack Tito|'''Surfshack Tito''']]... or should I day, Don in Michigan! And I'm not saying that he's a total [[Obesity|fat person]], but [[Random Access Humor|he would make the really big Buddha look like a supermodel in comparison]]. In fact, with his looks, he could be a [[Inos|Rasta]] Buddha! And I show you only a fragment of the [[speech impediment|pho-to-graph]]. [''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']

Now, DON. Let's talk business. If you do not want me to review- reveal the entire pho-to-graph, or any of the remainder of your information of which I have upon my possession, [[Chris and negotiation|YOU WILL FOLLOW MY DEMANDS]]! And they are listed as such....

I want you to come forward with- come forward with your participation in, uh, [[PlayStation Network]] hackings... directly to [[Sony]] Computer Entertainment America and Sony Computer Entertainment Japan with a ''live video'', unaltered, ay, uh--slightly altered, you MAY blur your face. That is the only option that you get: Blurring your face. You will apologize to... Sony and [[Chris and english|mess up]] for hacking into the PlayStation Network at all, [[Chris and Reality|'cause I know you are responsible for that]].

And also, I would you to, in that- within that same video, or in a separate video, apologize directly to my [[Gal pal|ex-girlfriend]] Heather and her family. You may even call them up on the telephone that you are the one among which responsibole for pretending to be me... and stopping that relationship between us, 'cause I would like to have peace between my... past friends, because I don't like there to be bad things or [[Megan|ill tidings]] between people. ''(Pauses)'' And I know it was partially my fault, too, on that, by the way, within that relationship breakup.

But anyway, moving on with my demands, I would like- also like you to set to-send me via U.S. Mail, ''ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS CASH''. American. Unmarked billssss, snail-mailed to my home address, in a long, small white... envelope, with YOUR home address clearly, legibly, hand writ-ten on the envelope in the return area. Next, I want you to remove ''ALL'' of the -cre-''ALL'' of the pages on the website known as the [[CWCki]] that have originally came from you that you have started. Also, as well as all contributions you have to any other pages as well. And lastly, from this point, after you have done these things, I would like you, ''Don'' of ''Michigan'', to leave me, my life, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my [[SonichuBabies|friends]] ''alone''. To be, for the rest of our lives, in peace.

I leave that up to you [[Speech Impediment|Surussshack Tito]]. Expect another video in the near fu- in the near future of another troll that I am well aware of. Thank you.

== Tito's official response ==
In a clear attempt to meet Chris's demands, Tito produced a video in which he explains what lengths he is prepared to go to in order to prevent Chris from releasing his personal information. This video was acknowledged by Chris the following day.
==== Video ====
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{{quote|This is official, true, and honest.}}

===== Transcript =====
Heh, hey, little cuz, uh, or, uh, [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] if you prefer. It's me, uh, Tito, or Don, um. Listen man, I got some sand in the [[Navy|potato salad]] this time; you caught me, cuz. I- I admit it. I sold the security files of [[Sony|Sony]] to the hackers and I'll, uh I'll get you the money! I'll get you the thousand dollars, and the interest! Just don't- just don't release that video, eh with the picture of me, just don't do anymore, man! I'll, uh, I'll do anything, I'll be your [[Niggos|slave]] for a whole week if I have to. I got people after me, I can't have them finding out who I am, just, just be a cuz, man, and-and-and- and don't let me down. I won't let you down.

== Calling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, Chris calls out Thorg (aka "Jeremy", aka [[CWCki]] user [[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]]) and again sets out his demands to prevent the release of a full photograph and revealing documents. Despite his interest in [[Tomgirl|appearing and acting like a woman]], Chris demands that Thorg let the people of New York City know that he likes [[China|China]].

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===Transcript===
Hello, once again, the Internet! I have returned with another troll, cyberbull-y, that I am ware- aware of who he is in real life. I br- I called to your attention Master Thorg, T-H-O-R-G, or as he [is] known in real life, Jeremy, within Canada.

He is a pizza-faced [[Chris and Religion|atheist]]. You can find him possibly in a video game store. I leave the specifics disclosed at this time. And, here is a sample of ''his'' [[Speech Impediment|pho-to-graph]].

[''Chris points the camera to the television showing half the face of a man. He then returns the camera to him.'']

Now, Jeremy, let's you and I [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|talk business]] now. My demands are as follows:

Because I know and well awa- and I [am] well aware that you have Photoshopped me into that damned [[:File:Gaybar.png|gay bar]] and uploaded it- have it- you had it uploaded upon the [[20_December_2009#One_of_these_things_is_not_like_the_others|billboards]] in New York City within some time ago. I would like you to make a public apology with your face, you may blur your face out as well, but I would like the statement to follow it:

"That you are- that it is a correction that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am [[Homos|STRAIGHT]], and I have never ever been in a damned gay bar ''ever.''"

And I want that uploaded among the New York City billboards, and I want them left up there for one whole week, from one Sunday to the following Saturday. One, whole, week. Seven. days.

And that I- and also within the statements I would like you to know that I, Christian Weston Chandler, am an [[Chris and anger|all-around good-natured person]], and that I am to be treated and respected as a normal person. I am not a bad person; I do not like to be treated or thought of as a bad person, as I have been made out to be within the [[Trolls|trolls]], including yourself, Jeremy, within your [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|smearing]] and hate campaigns of my name.

My next demand: I would like you to remove all of your pages as well from the CWCki, including every last page and image that you have put up there talking about the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|Tomboy/Tomgirl forum of Virginia]]. Remove them all, as well as your contributions to any pages. And then beyond that after having completed all that, I would like you as well to leave me, my life, my family, and my friends, alone, and at peace, to live our lives respectively as well. I'll leave you all with that. Stay tuned for another revealed troll... or slightly revealed, as I am ON THE PAYBACK! [''laughs maniacally'']

I win.

== Deadline for Don "Tito" and Jeremy "Thorg" ==
In this short video, Chris sets a deadline for Don and Jeremy to meet his demands, lest [[jerkops|the authorities]] intervene: 31 August, 2011.

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=== Transcript ===
[''Jerks around the camera and makes a wide-eyed, blank face'']

I almost forgot. Between Don and Jeremy, also known as Suresack- [[Surfshack Tito|Surfshack Tito]] and Thorg, my demands, I would like them met before August 31st, 2011, the end of this month. And if my demands are not met before then, I'm gonna reveal your respective real life photographs as well as the rest of the personal information of you two in the- respectively, that I have within my possession. And then you two will b- each be trolled by your own trolls, and the [[Jerkops|police]] will catch up with you.

So, each of you. Meet my demands. Before August 31st... 2011.

[''Fumbles with the camera again, [[Chris and cinematography|almost dropping it]]'']

== Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher ==
Three days later, Chris posted a fourth video, calling out [[Alec Benson Leary]]. He's dropped the request for money and billboards, but now demands that Alec, Tito and Thorg [[Chris and hypocrisy|leave the Internet]]. He later delivers tirade concerning the [[GAMe PLACe]] and its owner, which culminates in accusing [[Michael Snyder]] of being a child molester. Chris's [[speech impediment|poor speaking skills]] are quite prevalent in this video, as he repeats the words "essentially" and "associated" numerous times. He also manages to repeat the ever-classic "My mommy- my family" line from one of his [[For My Sweetest Ivy|videos for Ivy]].

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=== Transcript ===
Hello, again, once again. I am here to make another [[trolls|troll]] [[speech impediment|esspos]]e as I have found anudder one amongst the bunch... the bunches! The one called [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec Benson Learec- Leary]] is not who he appears to be, and certainly is NOT an original creator of [[Asperchu|Asperchu]]. In fact, he is not even [[Aspergers|AsPERGIAN]]! He does not have Aspergers, and he’s another [[Chris|fatty]] [[Barbara|fat]] [[Robert Chandler|fat]] [[Sammy|fat]] [[Hambeast|fat]]... [[Desi|fat]]. Aaand just le—and I do NOT have a script. I have notes.

[''Holds up a piece of lined paper and a piece of red construction paper'']

I have notes and I form my own script. Anyway, he also has ties with the, uh, [[The GAMe PLACe|Game and Hobby]] place of which he makes donaations, of wid- which I have another esspose about the Game Place. First, here is his closeup.

[''Turns camera towards his television, showing part of a man's face.'']

Now let’s talk... oh yeah, his real name is Christopher. So, [[Homos|Cha-ris]], let’s talk business now. What I would like from you… is essentially a live video apology for all the wrongs you have done to me over the [[Internet|innernet]] including the [[Chris and Copyright|copyright infringement on my Sonichu]] with your CHEAP, poor excuse for a 9-year-old... Asperchu, you immature [[JERKS|jerk]]! And then, I want you to leave the internet for good, and leave me and [[For My Sweetest Ivy|my mom—and my family]]... and friends at peace.

Also, on that note, I wish to make a correction to my demands with [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] and Jeremy. Essentially I have lear- Essentially I have learned from my esteemed colleague associates that [[Chris and the Law|apparently it is extortion]] to request [[Spanish|mucho dinero]], plus the billboard is no longer in effect. So therefore, I essentially still want Don to come forward with his video to Sony and to me publicly apologizing and everything, and the same goes to Jeremy. Public video apology, and both of y’all have to leave the internet for good, and leave me and my family and friends at peace.

Anyway, going back to, uh, Christopher… by the way, I know you’re in Texas. You’re in Texas, you [[Obesity|fatty fat fat]]! He has been donating to the troll cause and such over at The PLACE! The [[The GAMe PLACe|game and hobby place]] of which we are fully aware of and have grown to love and such, but there is more to THE PLACE, and its three associated stores located only within [[Virginia|Virginia]], and I know from cold hard facts... including facts from a Hook article back in August of [[2002|2002]], that... the four stores, their owner, a one Mr. Robert Lightburn... is... a [[Pedofork|child molester]], and convicted sex offender in Illinois.

And think about this! The place in [[Charlottesville|Charlottesville]] is located right across from a school, and it is owned by a child molester! Parents! Children! Associated families! I don’t think you would want anyone who is a minor, or [[Chris and Reality|even under the age of ten]] to go into such a place that is owned by a child molester, and I am sure that in association, even though he is married, [[Michael Snyder]] has his own child molestation skeleton [[Homos|in his closet]]! He probably even molested his own daughter for all I know! I do not have concrete facts, so therefore that is just theory until I am corrected. But the point is the place is owned by a child molester, and nobody should ever, ever go into that place again… and it should be closed down for good! And that’s all I have for this video right now. Stay tuned for another [[slow-in-the-minds|Trroll ess-especial twirl esspose]].

== Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy ==
In this video, also known as '''101 2466''', Chris accepts [[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)#Tito.27s_official_response_to_Chris|Tito's attempt to meet his demands]], while Thorg appears to have made no such efforts yet. Chris is still awaiting the money he demanded (apparently forgetting that in the last video he admitted that blackmail was a felony), and another part of Jeremy's face and part of another photo Chris has obtained of him are shown to viewers.

This video also shows us that Chris now has two piercings on each ear. It was previously believed he had two on his right ear and only one on his left.

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=== Transcript ===
[[File:Miss duh dadline.jpg|thumb|but miss the deadline...]]
[[File:CheckYourPriv.jpg|thumb|Y'all best remember to check your privileges, ya hear?]]
Well, it seems I have gotten a well-wise response to my recent videos...from [[Surfshack Tito|master Don]], of which I will now respond to as [[speech impediment|sutss]]. You d-you made a wise descision, Don. I am-as long as I get the money before the end of the month, I will withhold the photographs and the other information. I can promise you that, but miss the deadline... ''[widens his eyes and stares into the camera]'' and you certainly don't have to be my slave for a week. I mean, aside from the [[Niggos|slave laws]] and everything. ''[shakes head and sighs]''

Anyway, apparently I have learned from my esteemed colleague that Thorg, master Jeremy, is still not convinced I mean businesss. Well, just to show you, Jeremy, that I mean businesss, I'm going to reveal a little bit more about you.

Here is a closeup--another closeup of that pho-to-graph zoomed in on your pizza face! ''[looks off-camera at the picture and zooms in on a different part]'' Excuse me a moment. ''[whispers]'' alright, ''[mumbles, as air conditioner gets louder]'' as well as a zoom-in on a possibly more current, or possibly previous pho-to-graph of yourself. Aaand, I'm gonna reveal a couple of random tidbits about you from my notes!

Once again, Jeremy lives in Can-a-da...and he likes the typical geeky things, without being stereotypical, of course, and not offending anyone of the sort, because I am considerably one myself, because I like [[Pokemon|Pokemon]], [[Yu-Gi-Oh|Yu-Gi-Oh!]], and all- and [[My Little Pony|that sort]]. Apparently, uh, he is a LARPer. Live action role playing! As it was portrayed in that episode of [[Wikipedia:The Tester|The Tester]]!

''[begins to speak in a high-pitched, singsongy voice]''

"Oh, look at me, I'm [[Chris and English|trollicking]] about! We are going to be warriors and whatnot! Yay, we won the things! [[Chris and Reality|And then we're future cops, sent being- mall-for future mall cops]]! Mall cops of the future! La, la la, la la, la la! We're LARPing about! LARP LARP LARP LARP! LARP. LAAAARP. LARP! Lorp."

And we know that the atheist does not like [[Chris and Hypocrisy#"I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance|having his mind changed]] about [[GodJesus|God]]. I mean, I gotta tell you, man, God is all-powerful. How do you think the [[speech impediment|Earss]] was created aside from the big bang? Who had to put the big bang together? God! And I know from my bible ''[shows bible]'', my hand on it, that between him and [[GodJesus|Jesus]], they're pretty powerful! They're pretty powerful individuals... and I believe in them. They have- I mean, Jesus has done a lot with his miracles before he had to [[Obesity|weigh]] the cross, which I just [[Chris and his Ego|empathize]] with him on that,i mean.

''[closes eyes and inhales through teeth]'' it's like I can feel the thorns that were drug-that were drudge, plowed through his hands and his feet! [[Fail|Thorn of crowns]]. Mm. Empathy is a powerful thing.

But...I would certainly not want to be an atheist, 'cause if I don't have God or Jesus at my-by my side, I would be more lost than I was considerably beforehand! Atheists...are the [[Beel|Devil]]'s spawning, as it would seem! ...And I would certainly would not want to be amrong- amongst them when they are run out of town with the pitchforks and the [[Chris and English|hace]] and the fire! As a believer...I would either be a [[Chris and Anger|peacem- I would more likely be a peacemaker]], but I certainly wouldn't mind being one with the pitchfork, following the crowd and pushing the atheist out of town!

You have until August 31st to reply and follow my demands of admitting...your wrongdoings, and making the public apologies via [[YouTube|YouTube]] video, as I am a-well aware, as I have made note, but apparently the billboard is no longer an option. Anyway, between the YouTube public apology, and leaving the internet alone, AND leaving me, my [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my friends at peace, that is what I demand of you, master Jeremy. ''[air conditioner gets louder]''

Your move. 'Cause if you're not, fulfill- if you don't don't respond by the 31st, [''[[death threats|snaps fingers and widens his eyes]]''] I mean business. Check your privileges!

== Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya ==

Chris, [[Homo|lipstick and all]], threatens [[Jack Thaddeus]]. Unlike his reveal on [[Thorg]], Chris becomes two-faced as he accepts Jack's desire to be a transvestite and seek gender reassignment surgery, yet he attacks Jack because he chases after guys. Like the reveal on Thorg, Chris wants to see him trolled not so much out of a tit-for-tat desire for revenge, but rather because Chris found out he was [[homos]]exual. Interestingly, Chris gives Jack ten extra days to come up with his apology video and to leave the Internet.

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{{quote|Blackmailing me to hump your Playstation 3 causing great embarassment, to sing "It's okay to be gay", and he Posted disgusting advertisements on the [[CWCipedia]]}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:BI.jpg|thumb|The one time you wish he was wearing DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS.]]
[''Chris sits down and sighs.''] Good day. I felt that it's appropriate to dress in my feminine attire as I- as you can see fits. [''He stretches out one leg, trying to show off his ass.''] Because I am definite calling out one Jack Thaddeusss, and we happen to share ''[He lifts his leg and rests it on his knee, giving the camera a buffalo shot.]'' some similar common interests, a few of which. Like, uh, yes, we can- we- we do accept the adj- we both accept the adjective of being called trannies, esscept for him, he's, uhh, he's just went through a whole-- the whole gender-changing operation. Yep. Lopping off his [[Pickle|dick]] and puttin' on the ol'... an' gettin' it tucked in. I am not- I would never chop- I would never do that to- [[Homos#Fear of becoming a homo|I would never do that.]] Go and have a sex change operation. I'm proud to be a male, and I'm even more proud to be a [[tomgirl]].
[[File:Spanking2.jpg|thumb|"I like to get smacked by my woman."]]
And we both like to cross-dress, yes. And we both are into [[April 16 Fetish Vids|femdom]], which is a female domination. Oh, yeah. ''[creepy chuckle]'' I like to get smacked by [[Ivy|my woman]]. Mmm... yes.

Except for, uh, I would definitely s- put against, uh, Misher Jack, or, as is real name is said in de title of this video, which I will say in a moment. Uhh, in the pro- in the- in his- in his case of him, uh, having his operation and going through it, I feel that he would defi'itely '''not''' be considered any at all a woman- a woman whatsoever. He just only fashionably ''[raises his hands]'' looks like a woman, with the parts and whatnot, except he does not have- essept he would not have a uterus, and he would have no repoductive[sic] organs. I mean, I want to have [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]] someday. Obviously, he don't. ''[Gives a disgusted look.]''

And, uh, also my associate dat gave me the information on him, he- pretty much, uh, he pretty much is plain out callin' him a tomgirl, but you know what? He's not a tomgirl at all. He's just a full-blown [[Homos|gay]]. ''[Stares into space, then looks down at his clipboard.]''

Anyway, gettin' back on topic, uh, his name is, uh, Ahu-viya, which, uh, it is spelled at the title of this video. Hmm, he is in Pennsylvania, and, uh, I have pretty much just gave a few descriptions of him, uh, yeah. He definitely appreciates his... [[homos]]eshual culture as it is. I mean, yeah. Everybody- everybody who hates- everybody who is a ho- who is a homophobe, ''[drops his leg down and sits upright]'' go ahead and call him on it. Call Ahuviya a God-dang homo.

[''moans with a derp voice, imitating Ahuviya''] Homo! I like to be a homo! [[Slow in the minds|He-he durr-hurr bluh bleh bleh!]] Eeeeoooouh! [''shakes his head with his tongue sticking out, then blows a raspberry'']

Yeah. But, of course, the, uh- my demands are simple, as they ha' been recently. I want Mr Ha- Ahuviya to make the public apologies for all the things he have done a- he has done against me. ''[Quieter voice.]'' Shoot, I forgot to write 'em down. But he knows what he did! Among which, uh, he has, uh, pestured me, and, uh, [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|on]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 2|the]] [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|phone]], and uh, [[Chris humps his PS3|blackmailed me into]] [[It's UGH!|doin' a few things]]. Yeah, I'll in from th- get those stats in and, uh, if he doesn't, uh, I might add them to the description of this video, after I wri- after I write 'em down.

Hmph. Anyway, 25-year-old Ahuviya, homooooo! Pretty much it. ''[Swings his leg back up to rest on his knee.]'' We do agree on being cross-dressersss. Although, I must also admit, um, ''[to himself]''I should have access to that actually, uh, yeah. [''Grabs his [[PS3]] controller''] Just give me oooone moment. [''Boots up his PS3''] Yeah, I think this is it. Whoops. [''puts controller in both hands''] I think actually did... save it on here... Huhhh, zoom in, I only want a but of a free sample.

[''Grabs his camera shakily.''] For thisss, as usuaw... hmm, I gotta get a little clossse here, because I don't have zoom-in functions on the Cross-Video bar Photo Viewer...

[''Cue a bright yellow light''] Closer the picture. [''Shows a close-up of a man's chin.''] Yeah. Anyway, he just does a bad- [[Chris and hypocrisy|he just does a terrible job in cross- quote-unquote "cross-dressing," because I mean, look at that stubble on his face!]] [''Smacks his hand on the camera lens.'']

[''Uncovers to show his arm, then the camera pans over his messy room.''] And then look at me all over. I take the time to shave myself. [''Close-up of his bare thigh, then slaps it.''] Smooth. ''[He slaps his ass.]''

[''He jerks up the camera back to his face.''] So yeah. Ahuviya... make your apology video, leave the Internet, leave me and my family and my friends at peace. You have... uhh, lemme see... [''He checks his calender, counting under his breath.]'' ''One, two three...'' Yeah. You have until the tenth of [[September 2011|September of this year]] to upload your video of apology for all the wrongs you have done to me which I list in the description a li'l later. Good day.

== Re-Calling Ahuvia ==

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| name = Re-Calling Ahuvia
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ZNAvfPYODLI}}
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Mix 107.5 Shirt
| previous = [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]]
| next = [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David]]
}}

== Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qh6q3JV2lEI}}
| stardate = 23 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Website|Internet}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Mix 107.5 Shirt
| previous = [[Re-Calling Ahuvia]]
| next = [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[File:Toht.jpg|thumb|Chris looked at the ark.]]

[Chris puts his hand to his mouth and clears his throat.] JUUULAYYYYYY! JUUUULAAYY! IT'S IAN BRANDON ANDERSON! [He waves his hands while saying this] JUUULLLAY! [incomprehensible retarded noises here, up to...] Ian Brandon Anderson. JUUUUULLAYYY! *pfffffttt* [blows raspberry while flipping the bird] And that's who we are calling out next. The, uh, person who posed-pretended to be an adult woman but yet was a little, uh, little brat. Al..-he was also known as his alias Max, and Bluespike, but his real name is... [hits pad of paper offscreen] David!

And he lives in... [hits pad again] California! Don't know that much about his age, but he's at least thirteen years old. And guess what... he is confirmed to have... [dramatic lean forward] assburgers! And I don't care much for aspergians, and I do not care to be associated with, erm, an... and I do not accept the [makes quotemarks hand gesture] scientific fact that autism is linked to assburgers at any time. I would quote myself as to what I said in the esstra part of my Little Big Planet 2 animation, but I don't remember the words at this point.

[picks up camera and turns around, with it facing the back of the room]

Except that it definitely sounds like a bad kind of cow meat. And of course he was responsible for dat Julie fiasco and making me drive all the way to Cleveland, Ohioooo! And cutting up, one of the, cutting up the second medal, and [sounding like Popeye?] Shoving it up my ass. And... he likes [dramatic gesture] big rooms! And he has no job! And he is also a gamer. Here is a close up, featured from his photograph!

[Chris turns the camera around to face the TV]

[high pitched] Look at his buck teeth! [normal again] Or at least the gap between his teeth. That's a biiiig gap! Look at how big that gap is! Huh? Gap! Teeth! Buck teeth? Perhaps. But definitely a gap.

[Chris turns the camera back towards himself while spinning around]

And, Mr. David, you have until September 15th to come up with the apology video, and leave me and my family and my friends at peace, oh, and also in your apology video tell everyone to stop making phonecalls to me that say [retarded hand waving again]JUUULLAAAAY! JUUULLLAAAYYY! And get rid... make sure that no-one ever calls me Ian Brandon Anderson ever again, because, [fast] thatisnotmyname! [long pause] You have until September 15th. JUUUULLLLAAAY-[cuts out]

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Kacey Call 16

2011-05-04T00:59:30Z

Epsilon: Spelling fixes for the transcript.

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc91309.mp3

*[[Chris]] went to a potluck but didn't bring any food for anyone else.
*[[Kacey]] tells Chris off for eating the yolk of an egg. Chris lies and says that there was no yellow in the egg.
*Chris jogged for two minutes and got worn out.
*Chris claims that he has a 36 inch waist. Kacey says that he's lying.
*Chris's bust size is 43. "It fits like a glove!" "It feels so good!"
*Kacey says Chris should go to Victoria's Secret to get measured again. Chris says this is a good idea, and he will get measured for his bust, waist, and hips. Kacey almost starts giggling.
*They talk more about Chris sending all his receipts and [[PSN]] shit to Kacey.
*Chris said he's going to try to save 200 dollars over three months to go to Nekucon.
*He also says he's going to spend 60 dollars a month to go to a gym. Kacey says that Chris wouldn't actually use it.
*Chris thinks he can bench 50-100 pounds.
*Chris thinks that leg muscles (quads) are called that because most animals have four legs.
*Chris asks Kacey if she's working on making a survey for her class. She pulls a "IAHM WORKIN ON IT!" and immediately switches the topic to Chris cleaning his [[room]].
*Chris says he's working on a drawing of him and Kacey having a foursome.
*Kacey said she saw a spoiler list for [[Sonichu]]'s last issue. Chris gets really confused and says it's not real.
*Chris tells what REALLY happens later in Sonichu, talks about the cure for being [[gay]]. "Make a vaccine to make the world right and straight!" Stabs [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] in the throat with his gay cure.
*Kacey says he needs to make comics faster, and to make drawing for her faster because he has nothing else to do.
*Chris bullshits around saying he'll work on it.
*Kacey disconnects and Chris is just saying "KACEY? KACEY? HELLO? HM. WHERE'D YOU GO? HELLO? I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW, BYE-BYE". We can hear Skype sounds in the background.

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}

'''Chris''': Hello? 
'''Kacey''': Hey Chris, it's Kacey! How are you? 
'''Chris''': Hey Kace. I'm good, how are you? 
'''Kacey''': I'm okay. Uh, how are you? Oh uh, I already asked that, nevermind. ('''Chris''': [unintelligible]) Uhm, so, how was your day? ('''Chris''': Yeah.) 
'''Chris''': Well it's- it was good, uh, it was good. I had a pleasant time- I had a pleasant time at Church today uh, we had a little... Picnic outside, there was a Potluck Picnic, so people brought food, uh, uh, someone brought some chicken so I had- So I had a wing of that, and uh, some- and uh, some vegtables and broccoli, and carrots... Uh also I had some rice. 
'''Kacey''': Oh, that's cool. I don't like broccoli though, ('''Chris''': Yeah) I think broccoli is kinda gross. Did you bring any food, since it seems that everyone brought something? 
'''Chris''': Uh... No I- No I didn't even... Realize it so... No. [Silence] Oh well, nevermind. Maybe next- Maybe next time. Anyway uh, after that I went home, uh... Yeah [unintelligible], I uh was just telling you and- And uh, I asked mom if I could go out with my- Go out with them to my bar- to uh country cookin' so we- So... Yeah went out with them, and uh... Yeah. Uh, the plan is we usually uh, if we were still or- what we used to do, we would order the uh, entree, and take the entree home and, [unintelligible] comes with the entree. Uhm, I ordered uh, a grilled chicken with a baked potato to bring home and, I just had uh [paused], I just had a good healthy side with uh, romaine let- romaine lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, cheese and eggs. 
'''Kacey''': Well, cheese doesn't really belong in a salad, you know that right? And uh, eggs you really gotta watch out for those too, I mean did you eat the yellow part? Cause you shouldn't. 
'''Chris''': Uh... Okay uh... uh- No- No they were all- They were whites. 
'''Kacey''': Hmm. [Pause] Normally in salads they put both in there, but okay. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah I'm- I'm a- I made- I uh made sure got whites, and all they had was whites in there, so yeah. [Long Pause] Hmm, anyway after we got home I uh... I went out and I... Jogged for a couple of minutes, and then I, and I jogged for 2 minutes and then uh... Got a little worn out after that, so I, did [unintelligible] walked to the- I walked to the... Slow walked some of it [unintelligible] power walked the rest of the way home. 
'''Kacey''': How long did you power walk for? [Silence] Even though you really should be jogging, but still. 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah I would say I power walked... About two thirds of the trek. 
'''Kacey''': Well ho- Well how long is that? Like, in, hours? like a half hour? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Hmm... Yeah, usually it takes me a whole- A whole hour to walk the almost, two mile trek around the neighborhood. So I would say roughly about 40- I would say roughly about 40 minutes. 30 to 40 minutes. [Silence] 
'''Kacey''': So you... So you walked for 40 minutes? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah. [Silence] 
'''Kacey''': Well I mean are you weighing yourself to make sure your making any progress? Are you know checking inches? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah, I'm checking inches. [pause] And I'm gonna start- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] Do you have your measurements then? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] I don't have them written down, but I know I'm los-I know- I know that there- I have taken a measurements uh, the other day... Uhm... shoot what was it? I think it was like uh... 4- I think was like uh 38, 40 waist. And then I measured myself today, uh... yeah I- lost about uh, half an inch, so it's like 37.5 and 39.5, yeah, or wait no, yeah it was 37.5. [silence] 
'''Kacey''': Well Chris I've seen you before, you don't look like you have a 37 inch waist, uh where did you... where- 
'''Chris''': Uh I-I... Well... Maybe not the- 
'''Kacey''': [Talking over Chris] Where did you measure? 
'''Chris''': Uh- Uh I measured my gut. 
'''Kacey''': You- Well you do know where to properly measure, right? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah. [pause] Around. 
'''Kacey''': I- I- I know, but there is certain places you need to uhm how 'bout your hip size? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Hmm, my hip size, were talking about my waist size right? Or my pants size? 
'''Kacey''': [Talking over Chris] No, no, no, it- It- It's bust, waist, and hips. 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Hmm... Okay I'm not really sure about my hips uhm, I think my hips are like uh- 
'''Kacey''': I thought you said you knew how to do this! 
'''Chris''': [Long pause] I'm- I'm not sure what my hip size is, I mean I know my bust size is 43. [pause] And I just told you that my- My- Belly was like 30- was like 37... .5. [Silence] 
'''Kacey''': well maybe you should get properly measured, uhm cause you know, the Walmart lady could have done it wrong too you know. They don't normally measure people. 
'''Chris''': Uh... But yeah well I mean... they just ask for my bust s- just ask for my bust size... when I asked the Walmart lady. [Long pause] Hmm anyway yeah uh, okay well, but I think uh, you know the- The lady accurately measured my bust cause you know uh, I'm wearing a 42- A size 42 bust size sports bra and it fits me like a glove! And it fits good. 
'''Kacey''': You mean it fits well? 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Fits well and good. Feels very comfortable. I guess that's what I mean when I say comfortable that it fits- I mean that's what I mean when I say it fits good that's... very comfortable and not too tight. [long pause] And plus the fabric, uh plus the uh, quality of the- And plus the material it feels real good against my skin. [silence] 
'''Kacey''': Okay well, Is- Is long as it's not to tight, ('''Chris''': Yeah) but you know still. Uhm, but yeah you should get properly measured. I mean, cause ('''Chris''': Yeah, okay well- Okay well) normally in a guy, their waist and their hips sizes are bigger than their... Bust size normally, you know... I don't know it's- It- You know normally the girls are the ones that have the hour glass figures. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah. I have seen- I have seen that, yeah. 
'''Kacey''': You could- You could go to Victoria's secret, they'll do it. [Silence] And they know how to properly do it, they're trained. 

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?8fnzryzp5bvchdo mp3 of phonecall]

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Talk:Kacey Call 16

2011-05-04T00:58:12Z

Epsilon:

Needs a narrative summary, see the IRC chats for examples.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:02, 4 March 2011 (PST)

Alright, I am going to transcribe this one. --[[User:Epsilon|Epsilon]] 21:18, 2 May 2011 (PDT)
* I added the first 7 minutes. I will do more later. --[[User:Epsilon|Epsilon]] 17:58, 3 May 2011 (PDT)

Kacey Call 16

2011-05-04T00:57:27Z

Epsilon: First 7 minutes of the call.

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc91309.mp3

*[[Chris]] went to a potluck but didn't bring any food for anyone else.
*[[Kacey]] tells Chris off for eating the yolk of an egg. Chris lies and says that there was no yellow in the egg.
*Chris jogged for two minutes and got worn out.
*Chris claims that he has a 36 inch waist. Kacey says that he's lying.
*Chris's bust size is 43. "It fits like a glove!" "It feels so good!"
*Kacey says Chris should go to Victoria's Secret to get measured again. Chris says this is a good idea, and he will get measured for his bust, waist, and hips. Kacey almost starts giggling.
*They talk more about Chris sending all his receipts and [[PSN]] shit to Kacey.
*Chris said he's going to try to save 200 dollars over three months to go to Nekucon.
*He also says he's going to spend 60 dollars a month to go to a gym. Kacey says that Chris wouldn't actually use it.
*Chris thinks he can bench 50-100 pounds.
*Chris thinks that leg muscles (quads) are called that because most animals have four legs.
*Chris asks Kacey if she's working on making a survey for her class. She pulls a "IAHM WORKIN ON IT!" and immediately switches the topic to Chris cleaning his [[room]].
*Chris says he's working on a drawing of him and Kacey having a foursome.
*Kacey said she saw a spoiler list for [[Sonichu]]'s last issue. Chris gets really confused and says it's not real.
*Chris tells what REALLY happens later in Sonichu, talks about the cure for being [[gay]]. "Make a vaccine to make the world right and straight!" Stabs [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Reldnahc]] in the throat with his gay cure.
*Kacey says he needs to make comics faster, and to make drawing for her faster because he has nothing else to do.
*Chris bullshits around saying he'll work on it.
*Kacey disconnects and Chris is just saying "KACEY? KACEY? HELLO? HM. WHERE'D YOU GO? HELLO? I'LL TALK TO YOU TOMORROW, BYE-BYE". We can hear Skype sounds in the background.

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}

'''Chris''': Hello? 
'''Kacey''': Hey Chris, it's Kacey! How are you? 
'''Chris''': Hey Kace. I'm good, how are you? 
'''Kacey''': I'm okay. Uh, how are you? Oh uh, I already asked that, nevermind. ('''Chris''': [unintelligble]) Uhm, so, how was your day? ('''Chris''': Yeah.) 
'''Chris''': Well it's- it was good, uh, it was good. I had a plesant time- I had a plesant time at Church today uh, we had a little... Picnic outside, there was a Potluck Picnic, so people brought food, uh, uh, someone brought some chicken so I had- So I had a wing of that, and uh, some- and uh, some vegtables and brocholli, and carrots... Uh also I had some rice. 
'''Kacey''': Oh, that's cool. I don't like brocholi though, ('''Chris''': Yeah) I think brocholi is kinda gross. Did you bring any food, since it seems that everyone brought something? 
'''Chris''': Uh... No I- No I didn't even... Realise it so... No. [Silence] Oh well, nevermind. Maybe next- Maybe next time. Anyway uh, after that I went home, uh... Yeah [unintelligble], I uh was just telling you and- And uh, I asked mom if I could go out with my- Go out with them to my bar- to uh country cookin' so we- So... Yeah went out with them, and uh... Yeah. Uh, the plan is we usually uh, if we were still or- what we used to do, we would order the uh, entree, and take the entree home and, [unintelligble] comes with the entree. Uhm, I ordered uh, a grilled chicken with a baked potato to bring home and, I just had uh [paused], I just had a good healthy side with uh, romaine let- romaine lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, cheese and eggs. 
'''Kacey''': Well, cheese doesn't really belong in a salad, you know that right? And uh, eggs you really gotta watch out for those too, I mean did you eat the yellow part? Cause you shouldn't. 
'''Chris''': Uh... Okay uh... uh- No- No they were all- They were whites. 
'''Kacey''': Hmm. [Pause] Normally in salads they put both in there, but okay. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah I'm- I'm a- I made- I uh made sure got whites, and all they had was whites in there, so yeah. [Long Pause] Hmm, anyway after we got home I uh... I went out and I... Jogged for a couple of minutes, and then I, and I jogged for 2 minutes and then uh... Got a little worn out after that, so I, did [unintelligble] walked to the- I walked to the... Slow walked some of it [unintelligble] power walked the rest of the way home. 
'''Kacey''': How long did you power walk for? [Silence] Even though you really should be jogging, but still. 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah I would say I power walked... About two thrids of the trek. 
'''Kacey''': Well ho- Well how long is that? Like, in, hours? like a half hour? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Hmm... Yeah, usually it takes me a whole- A whole hour to walk the almost, two mile trek around the neighbourhood. So I would say roughly about 40- I would say roughly about 40 minutes. 30 to 40 minutes. [Silence] 
'''Kacey''': So you... So you walked for 40 minutes? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah. [Silence] 
'''Kacey''': Well I mean are you weighing yourself to make sure your making any progress? Are you know checking inches? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah, I'm checking inches. [pause] And I'm gonna start- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] Do you have your measurements then? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] I don't have them written down, but I know I'm los-I know- I know that there- I have taken a measurements uh, the other day... Uhm... shoot what was it? I think it was like uh... 4- I think was like uh 38, 40 waist. And then I measured myself today, uh... yeah I- lost about uh, half an inch, so it's like 37.5 and 39.5, yeah, or wait no, yeah it was 37.5. [silence] 
'''Kacey''': Well Chris I've seen you before, you don't look like you have a 37 inch waist, uh where did you... where- 
'''Chris''': Uh I-I... Well... Maybe not the- 
'''Kacey''': [Talking over Chris] Where did you measure? 
'''Chris''': Uh- Uh I measured my gut. 
'''Kacey''': You- Well you do know where to properly measure, right? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Yeah. [pause] Around. 
'''Kacey''': I- I- I know, but there is certain places you need to uhm how 'bout your hip size? 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Hmm, my hip size, were talking about my waist size right? Or my pants size? 
'''Kacey''': [Talking over Chris] No, no, no, it- It- It's bust, waist, and hips. 
'''Chris''': [Pause] Hmm... Okay I'm not really sure about my hips uhm, I think my hips are like uh- 
'''Kacey''': I thought you said you knew how to do this! 
'''Chris''': [Long pause] I'm- I'm not sure what my hip size is, I mean I know my bust size is 43. [pause] And I just told you that my- My- Belly was like 30- was like 37... .5. [Silence] 
'''Kacey''': well maybe you should get properly measured, uhm cause you know, the Walmart lady could have done it wrong too you know. They don't normally measure people. 
'''Chris''': Uh... But yeah well I mean... they just ask for my bust s- just ask for my bust size... when I asked the Walmart lady. [Long pause] Hmm anyway yeah uh, okay well, but I think uh, you know the- The lady accurately measured my bust cause you know uh, I'm wearing a 42- A size 42 bust size sports bra and it fits me like a glove! And it fits good. 
'''Kacey''': You mean it fits well? 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Fits well and good. Feels very comfortable. I guess that's what I mean when I say comfortable that it fits- I mean that's what I mean when I say it fits good that's... very comfortable and not too tight. [long pause] And plus the fabric, uh plus the uh, quality of the- And plus the material it feels real good against my skin. [silence] 
'''Kacey''': Okay well, Is- Is long as it's not to tight, ('''Chris''': Yeah) but you know still. Uhm, but yeah you should get properly measured. I mean, cause ('''Chris''': Yeah, okay well- Okay well) normally in a guy, their waist and their hips sizes are bigger than their... Bust size normally, you know... I don't know it's- It- You know normally the girls are the ones that have the hour glass figures. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah. I have seen- I have seen that, yeah. 
'''Kacey''': You could- You could go to Victoria's secret, they'll do it. [Silence] And they know how to properly do it, they're trained. 

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?8fnzryzp5bvchdo mp3 of phonecall]

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Talk:Kacey Call 16

2011-05-03T04:18:12Z

Epsilon:

Kacey Call 19

2011-05-02T22:11:52Z

Epsilon: Minor formatting fixes.

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc91809.mp3

*[[Chris]] went to a heart doctor, the doctor said his heart problem can be solved by not stressing so much.
*Chris weighed 216 last time he went to a doctor, now he weighs 205.
*Chris bragged he jogged for three minutes, and this was a new record. [[Kacey]] gets mad and says that he previously claimed he jogged for 45 minutes. Chris says she misheard and he said he walked for 45 minutes.
*Chris registered [[Sonichu 0]] at the Library of Congress.
*Chris is working more on his [[Audiobooks]].
*Kim tells Chris that [[CWCipedia]] is back online, so Chris talks about thinking about updating it. He stress sighs.
*Talking about his interview at [[Target]], him and Kim did a mock interview showing Chris how to lie about being fired from [[Wendy's]].
*Kacey tells Chris to not talk about [[Sonichu]], [[trolls]], or his [[medallion]]. He's interrupted by [[Barb]] coming into the room.
*Chris talks about what he saw on the news.
*Chris says that girls that get raped should have the right to get an abortion. They should also be able to have an abortion if the baby was a mistake. Kacey tells Chris that he's wrong and that abortion isn't birth control.
*Chris says his mind is blank, so they hang up.

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}

'''Chris''': Hello? 
'''Kacey''': Hey Chris, it's Kacey. What's up? 
'''Chris''': Hi Kacey. I'm okay, how are you? 
'''Kacey''': I'm good. 
'''Chris''': That's good. Hey I went-I went to uh my appointment with uh Dr. McGovern today ('''Kacey''': Uhhuh) and uh...Yeah turns out like you know. Yeah.Yeah about m-about my uh heart-my heart pains really you know. Uhm, anyways it's just basically all I need to do is just eh try not to stress out so much, and uh just...and uh continue taking on paroxitine I should be okay. 
'''Kacey''': MmmHmm. 
'''Chris''': Uh other than that uh...Guess what? Apparently uh last time when they weighed me I weighed 216. [pause] 216 pounds. 
'''Kacey''': Uh huh. 
'''Chris''': And uh they weighed me today, guess how much I was? Or how much I am? 
'''Kacey''': Uh... 
'''Chris''': [interrupting] 20-205. 
'''Kacey''': Oh nice. 
'''Chris''': I lost 11 pounds! 
'''Kacey''': Oh that's cool. I-I thought you said last time you weighed, you were like 220 something, I mean maybe I ('''Chris''': Uh) heard you wrong. 
'''Chris''': Yeah-or maybe I misremembered. 
'''Kacey''': Maybe. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Anyway I lost 11 pounds. [mumbles incoherently] Here's a funny part-here's a funny bit, I told my father 'Hey pop, I last-I lost 11 pounds!' and he said 'Okay. Well did you ever find it again?' 
'''Kacey''': [Laughs] 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah. I got that, I was like "Ha!". Yep. 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, pretty funny. 
'''Chris''': Yeah anyway uh, got back home, did my-I did my walking and jogging and uh...then my father wanted to go out and run some errands so I went with him, then we came back and- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] How much did you Jog? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Oh I jogged about 3 minutes. 
'''Kacey''': 3 minutes? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah. 
'''Kacey''': Why would you even bother? That's-That's, what? 3 minutes? [Long pause] I mean your going to have to push yourself, 3 minutes is nothing, that's like...I don't know could you even jog for only 3 minutes? That's, I don't know. 
'''Chris''': [pause][frustrated] Oh give me a break at least I'm working up to uh...longer than that. 
'''Kacey''': [upset] Well YOU were telling me the other day you did 45 minutes! So, how do you go from 45 minutes to 3 minutes and then say that you are working to go above that? I mean did you lie to me? 
'''Chris''': Oh no wait you might've mis... understood. I said that...uh...it [unintelligible]- it takes like 45 minutes to a hour, for me to uh...walk a power walk... arou- Around the uh, neighborhood. 
'''Kacey''': Y-You told me that's how long you took: 45 minutes. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah to walk a power walk around neighborhood. Jogging would probably be...to be-Jogging around a whole...creation...like would be uh, [pause] probably take- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] Chris, you told ('''Chris''': b-b-but) me 45 minutes. 
'''Chris''': [pause] No, no. I did not say that. 
'''Kacey''': Y-Yes, yes you did. [Very long pause] ('''Chris''': Yeah-) I mean I-I have pretty good audio memory, so... 
'''Chris''': Hmm. [pause] Or... Maybe I-or maybe I mis... spoke I don't know. 
'''Kacey''': Maybe. 
'''Chris''': Well anyway...anyway I did that, and then my power walk to go uh...run some errands downtown, so I went with him and then we came back a long time later. And then I went on- then went to- then I went to the Library of Congress. And uh, took-and uh just went ahead and registered Sonichu for myself uh, and send them the uh, fil-send them the uh image files for book number 0 plus also some new scans of the-of...the uh, rough drawings- rough drawings I did, you know on notebook paper during accounting-I did during accounting class. And uh, a couple others, also the orig- the most original uh, Sonich-Sonichu Pokemon card...which uh, originally when I created it we only had a black and white printers, so we printed black and w- so I printed it in black and white, and then I colored it in with uh marker and crayon. 
'''Kacey''': [pause] Okay. 
'''Chris''': And anyway I scanned that and also send in the...the uh, images for my CD cover. And uh, I she wasn't-Oh yeah I scanned my medallion...as well. 
'''Kacey''': Oh, okay well just remember to check on everything you know, see the status. You want to make sure that you uh, keep up on that. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah well that's no problem. I mean I had the library of congress bookma-bookmarked on my...Firefox. [pause] 
'''Kacey''': Yep. 
'''Chris''': Mmm. Yeah, anyway I was-anyway after that... uh yeah, did the video books for uh book number...7, and...probably still uploading now like give me... a little while. 
'''Kacey''': Okay I'll be sure to check ('''Chris''': [unintelligible]) those out. 
'''Chris''': I just got-I just got a little life starting on that, but anyways also, Kim also, I talked to Kim, and uh... she told me that my... CWCipedia was back up, so... [unintelligible]-so then I went to update CWCipedia with the videos I had uploaded currently uh, before book number 7 ('''Kacey''': Uhhuh) and then book number-After the uh 7th book, video the uh, book 7 videos are uploaded, I'll update the CWCipedia with those as well. 
'''Kacey''': Okay. Well, uhm did you, ever add uh, those essays that you promised me that you would add from High school? 
'''Chris''': [pause][sigh] I have been-yeah I mean I uh yeah not yet-but I mean I haven't been able to because of CWCIpedia was down for the uh, server updates. But I'll-I'll get thos-I'll get those, I promise you I will get those uh, essays... found, and on-and on to the uh, CWCipedia. 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, you should totally do that I mean while you have a chance. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. [pause] Hmm. 
'''Kacey''': I mean ('''Chris''': [unintelligible]) it's not like you have alot more to do, you got that interview coming up, but that's about it. 
'''Chris''': Yeah I got that interview com-coming up. Yep. Hmm. 
'''Kacey''': Are-are you prepared for that? You know what you're going to say? And what you're not going to say? 
'''Chris''': Yeah I-yeah I feel-I feel pretty prepared. Uh, Kim and I did...did a mock interview the other night. And she gave me a little suggestion, like you know instead of saying "I got fired from Wendy's" "I got laid off for personal differences". 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, that's good! Just remember, stay as professional, and polite as you can. 
'''Chris''': Yeah that's no problem I mean I planning on wearing my uh, Blazer, and put on a nice uh, shirt and pants. 
'''Kacey''': Okay, and uh, just remember don't talk about Sonichu cause that's something totally different. 
'''Chris''': Yeah I'm not gonna-yeah I will not talk about that. 
'''Kacey''': And-and no medallion. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, no medallion. 
'''Kacey''': And uh, don't talk about trolls, they don't want to know, they don't need your life story, they just want to know whether you're going to work hard. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. That's no problem I-I plan-I... I intend tn work hard. 
'''Kacey''': Well that's good, you need to let them know that. 
'''Chris''': Yeah I will let them know that as well. Oh, excuse me. [Barb walks into Chris's Room]. Hello! 
'''Barbara''': [inaudible throughout] 
'''Chris''': Hi mom, yeah sure I was just talking to Kacey. Okay. Hmm. So-so I'm sorry, what we're we talking about? 
'''Kacey''': Oh were talking about your job interview, and uhm, how you're gonna ace it. 
'''Chris''': Oh yeah, well that's no problem, I feel like I'm doing okay- I feel like I'm-I feel like do-I'm okay I mean uh... see most of the mock interview uh, Kim told me that I'd be okay. Uh, ('''Kacey''': That's good) uh and the only exception was the uh, you know, just having to correct me on- Instead of sayi- Instead of saying I got- instead of saying fired, just say laid off, due to personal differences. 
'''Kacey''': Yep. Euphemisms are always good. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Euphemisms...I never really understood what that word meant, I heard that word before. 
'''Kacey''': Mmm should probably just in a dictionary, it's an easy word. 
'''Chris''': Okay. [Silence] Yeah. Hmm. Okay so you had-Okay so how was you do today, very tough day, or did you have a easier one today? 
'''Kacey''': Well, I had, earlier school and I had a lab. Uhm, I was actually pretty easy, I just had a couple quizzes, and then I went home, and then I went to work, so I mean it was just normal. 
'''Chris''': Okay well that's good. Hmm. 
'''Kacey''': So how was your day? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah well I told you about it already, but yeah it- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] So that's all you did? I mean there's nothing else? ('''Chris''': Hmm) Anything on your mind? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah uhm... I mean we- Yeah I mean I did watch some news as well uh... learned about- Learned a bit more about, uh, Creigh- Creigh Deeds and uh, Bob McDonnell being the upcoming Governor. [Pause] Uh, apparently I misunderstood about uh, McDonnell a little bit, it was Creigh Deeds that wants us- is The one that wants to do the tax raising. 
'''Kacey''': How do you feel about that? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Uh yeah, I-I-I am against it, I-I am against it t-the ra- the raising of the taxes. So, yeah apparently Mcdonnell is uh, against abortion. Alright, so then he would take- And uh If he were elected governor he would probably take that part away from, like you know even if- if even from unexpected, rape or incest, everything like that, or even- Or even prohibited from... Married people. So it's like uh, uh I'm not sure, I might go tax over- I'm gonna go tax over abortion on that note. 
'''Kacey''': Ar-Ar-Are you- Are you- Do you agree with that, or do you disagree with that? 
'''Chris''': Yeah I disagree with the abortion thing. 
'''Kacey''': No, no, no, but do you agree with what he's doing like he wants to make sure that no one, even incest, or rape can get abortions, or do you think that they should? 
'''Chris''': Yeah I feel like they have the right too. [Pause] I mean, it happened unexpectedly. [long pause] You know? 
'''Kacey''': MmmHmm. 
'''Chris''': And... It... It would just uh, it would not... seem right I mean it's nic- It's nice to know that- It's nice for those women to know that they have the option, and it's better to have the option than not have it. [Silence] 
'''Kacey''': I guess, but I mean I-I-I think you know like most bans are on, uhm, the late trimester ones, which yeah I mean by then you whether you want to have a kid or not, so you shouldn't wait till that long. [Silence] I mean, but still that's surprising cause abortion's extremely against the Christian religion I mean, so I'm surprised you go for that. 
'''Chris''': [Long Pause] Well. [Long Pause] I mean a... [pause] Yeah I'm just- I'm just... [long pause] [sigh] look I don't know what to say, but still, you know, I feel it's wrong to take away that choice for the women. [Pause] I mean especially if they, if it was a [unintelligible], if it was like uh, from a case of rape or a mis- Or a mistake, er you know? Something like that? 
'''Kacey''': Well the thing is, is, uhm, okay I can understand rape and incest, but abortion isn't birth control. If you are having sex you should fully know that your- you could have a kid. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. But I mean it's- I mean it's not like the woman is gonna know that she's gonna be raped right before it happens- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] That's what I said, not including that. I'm not including that, Chris. 
'''Chris''': Okay. [Pause] Hmm. [Very Long pause]. Hmm, okay well my mind's blank abou- My mind's blank right now. [Pause] 
'''Kacey''': Mmmkay you should probably get that checked out, remember that that could be a problem, but uhm, I'll talk to you tomorrow then. 
'''Chris''': Alright, well you take care, I'll talk to you tomorrow. 
'''Kacey''': Alright. Bye. 
'''Chris''': Buh bye.

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Talk:Kacey Call 19

2011-05-02T22:02:27Z

Epsilon:

Needs a narrative summary, see the IRC chats for examples.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:04, 4 March 2011 (PST)

I'll work on transcribing this one. --[[User:Epsilon|Epsilon]] 09:03, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

Done. If someone can go through and check my spelling/grammar/punctuation, that would be great as I know I made many errors while doing this. --[[User:Epsilon|Epsilon]] 15:02, 2 May 2011 (PDT)

Kacey Call 19

2011-05-02T21:59:51Z

Epsilon:

Just a brief overview until the entire call is transcribed.

File Name: kc91809.mp3

*[[Chris]] went to a heart doctor, the doctor said his heart problem can be solved by not stressing so much.
*Chris weighed 216 last time he went to a doctor, now he weighs 205.
*Chris bragged he jogged for three minutes, and this was a new record. [[Kacey]] gets mad and says that he previously claimed he jogged for 45 minutes. Chris says she misheard and he said he walked for 45 minutes.
*Chris registered [[Sonichu 0]] at the Library of Congress.
*Chris is working more on his [[Audiobooks]].
*Kim tells Chris that [[CWCipedia]] is back online, so Chris talks about thinking about updating it. He stress sighs.
*Talking about his interview at [[Target]], him and Kim did a mock interview showing Chris how to lie about being fired from [[Wendy's]].
*Kacey tells Chris to not talk about [[Sonichu]], [[trolls]], or his [[medallion]]. He's interrupted by [[Barb]] coming into the room.
*Chris talks about what he saw on the news.
*Chris says that girls that get raped should have the right to get an abortion. They should also be able to have an abortion if the baby was a mistake. Kacey tells Chris that he's wrong and that abortion isn't birth control.
*Chris says his mind is blank, so they hang up.

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}

'''Chris''': Hello? 
'''Kacey''': Hey Chris, it's Kacey. What's up? 
'''Chris''': Hi Kacey. I'm okay, how are you? 
'''Kacey''': I'm good. 
'''Chris''': That's good. Hey I went-I went to uh my appointment with uh Dr. McGovern today ('''Kacey''': Uhhuh) and uh...Yeah turns out like you know. Yeah.Yeah about m-about my uh heart-my heart pains really you know. Uhm, anyways it's just basically all I need to do is just eh try not to stress out so much, and uh just...and uh continue taking on paroxitine I should be okay. 
'''Kacey''': MmmHmm. 
'''Chris''': Uh other than that uh...Guess what? Apparently uh last time when they weighed me I weighed 216. [pause] 216 pounds. 
'''Kacey''': Uh huh. 
'''Chris''': And uh they weighed me today, guess how much I was? Or how much I am? 
'''Kacey''': Uh... 
'''Chris''': [interrupting] 20-205. 
'''Kacey''': Oh nice. 
'''Chris''': I lost 11 pounds! 
'''Kacey''': Oh that's cool. I-I thought you said last time you weighed, you were like 220 something, I mean maybe I ('''Chris''': Uh) heard you wrong. 
'''Chris''': Yeah-or maybe I misremembered. 
'''Kacey''': Maybe. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. Anyway I lost 11 pounds. [mumbles incoherently] Here's a funny part-here's a funny bit, I told my father 'Hey pop, I last-I lost 11 pounds!' and he said 'Okay. Well did you ever find it again?' 
'''Kacey''': [Laughs] 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah. I got that, I was like "Ha!". Yep. 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, pretty funny. 
'''Chris''': Yeah anyway uh, got back home, did my-I did my walking and jogging and uh...then my father wanted to go out and run some errands so I went with him, then we came back and- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] How much did you Jog? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Oh I jogged about 3 minutes. 
'''Kacey''': 3 minutes? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah. 
'''Kacey''': Why would you even bother? That's-That's, what? 3 minutes? [Long pause] I mean your going to have to push yourself, 3 minutes is nothing, that's like...I don't know could you even jog for only 3 minutes? That's, I don't know. 
'''Chris''': [pause][frustrated] Oh give me a break at least I'm working up to uh...longer than that. 
'''Kacey''': [upset] Well YOU were telling me the other day you did 45 minutes! So, how do you go from 45 minutes to 3 minutes and then say that you are working to go above that? I mean did you lie to me? 
'''Chris''': Oh no wait you might've mis... understood. I said that...uh...it [unintelligible]- it takes like 45 minutes to a hour, for me to uh...walk a power walk... arou- Around the uh, neighborhood. 
'''Kacey''': Y-You told me that's how long you took: 45 minutes. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah to walk a power walk around neighborhood. Jogging would probably be...to be-Jogging around a whole...creation...like would be uh, [pause] probably take- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] Chris, you told ('''Chris''': b-b-but) me 45 minutes. 
'''Chris''': [pause] No, no. I did not say that. 
'''Kacey''': Y-Yes, yes you did. [Very long pause] ('''Chris''': Yeah-) I mean I-I have pretty good audio memory, so... 
'''Chris''': Hmm. [pause] Or... Maybe I-or maybe I mis... spoke I don't know. 
'''Kacey''': Maybe. 
'''Chris''': Well anyway...anyway I did that, and then my power walk to go uh...run some errands downtown, so I went with him and then we came back a long time later. And then I went on- then went to- then I went to the Library of Congress. And uh, took-and uh just went ahead and registered Sonichu for myself uh, and send them the uh, fil-send them the uh image files for book number 0 plus also some new scans of the-of...the uh, rough drawings- rough drawings I did, you know on notebook paper during accounting-I did during accounting class. And uh, a couple others, also the orig- the most original uh, Sonich-Sonichu Pokemon card...which uh, originally when I created it we only had a black and white printers, so we printed black and w- so I printed it in black and white, and then I colored it in with uh marker and crayon. 
'''Kacey''': [pause] Okay. 
'''Chris''': And anyway I scanned that and also send in the...the uh, images for my CD cover. And uh, I she wasn't-Oh yeah I scanned my medallion...as well. 
'''Kacey''': Oh, okay well just remember to check on everything you know, see the status. You want to make sure that you uh, keep up on that. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah well that's no problem. I mean I had the library of congress bookma-bookmarked on my...Firefox. [pause] 
'''Kacey''': Yep. 
'''Chris''': Mmm. Yeah, anyway I was-anyway after that... uh yeah, did the video books for uh book number...7, and...probably still uploading now like give me... a little while. 
'''Kacey''': Okay I'll be sure to check ('''Chris''': [unintelligible]) those out. 
'''Chris''': I just got-I just got a little life starting on that, but anyways also, Kim also, I talked to Kim, and uh... she told me that my... CWCipedia was back up, so... [unintelligible]-so then I went to update CWCipedia with the videos I had uploaded currently uh, before book number 7 ('''Kacey''': Uhhuh) and then book number-After the uh 7th book, video the uh, book 7 videos are uploaded, I'll update the CWCipedia with those as well. 
'''Kacey''': Okay. Well, uhm did you, ever add uh, those essays that you promised me that you would add from High school? 
'''Chris''': [pause][sigh] I have been-yeah I mean I uh yeah not yet-but I mean I haven't been able to because of CWCIpedia was down for the uh, server updates. But I'll-I'll get thos-I'll get those, I promise you I will get those uh, essays... found, and on-and on to the uh, CWCipedia. 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, you should totally do that I mean while you have a chance. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. [pause] Hmm. 
'''Kacey''': I mean ('''Chris''': [unintelligible]) it's not like you have alot more to do, you got that interview coming up, but that's about it. 
'''Chris''': Yeah I got that interview com-coming up. Yep. Hmm. 
'''Kacey''': Are-are you prepared for that? You know what you're going to say? And what you're not going to say? 
'''Chris''': Yeah I-yeah I feel-I feel pretty prepared. Uh, Kim and I did...did a mock interview the other night. And she gave me a little suggestion, like you know instead of saying "I got fired from Wendy's" "I got laid off for personal differences". 
'''Kacey''': Yeah, that's good! Just remember, stay as professional, and polite as you can. 
'''Chris''': Yeah that's no problem I mean I planning on wearing my uh, Blazer, and put on a nice uh, shirt and pants. 
'''Kacey''': Okay, and uh, just remember don't talk about Sonichu cause that's something totally different. 
'''Chris''': Yeah I'm not gonna-yeah I will not talk about that. 
'''Kacey''': And-and no medallion. 
'''Chris''': Yeah, no medallion. 
'''Kacey''': And uh, don't talk about trolls, they don't want to know, they don't need your life story, they just want to know whether you're going to work hard. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. That's no problem I-I plan-I... I intend tn work hard. 
'''Kacey''': Well that's good, you need to let them know that. 
'''Chris''': Yeah I will let them know that as well. Oh, excuse me. [Barb walks into Chris's Room]. Hello! 
'''Barbara''': [inaudible throughout] 
'''Chris''': Hi mom, yeah sure I was just talking to Kacey. Okay. Hmm. So-so I'm sorry, what we're we talking about? 
'''Kacey''': Oh were talking about your job interview, and uhm, how you're gonna ace it. 
'''Chris''': Oh yeah, well that's no problem, I feel like I'm doing okay- I feel like I'm-I feel like do-I'm okay I mean uh... see most of the mock interview uh, Kim told me that I'd be okay. Uh, ('''Kacey''': That's good) uh and the only exception was the uh, you know, just having to correct me on- Instead of sayi- Instead of saying I got- instead of saying fired, just say laid off, due to personal differences. 
'''Kacey''': Yep. Euphemisms are always good. 
'''Chris''': [pause] Euphemisms...I never really understood what that word meant, I heard that word before. 
'''Kacey''': Mmm should probably just in a dictionary, it's an easy word. 
'''Chris''': Okay. [Silence] Yeah. Hmm. Okay so you had-Okay so how was you do today, very tough day, or did you have a easier one today? 
'''Kacey''': Well, I had, earlier school and I had a lab. Uhm, I was actually pretty easy, I just had a couple quizzes, and then I went home, and then I went to work, so I mean it was just normal. 
'''Chris''': Okay well that's good. Hmm. 
'''Kacey''': So how was your day? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah well I told you about it already, but yeah it- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] So that's all you did? I mean there's nothing else? ('''Chris''': Hmm) Anything on your mind? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Yeah uhm... I mean we- Yeah I mean I did watch some news as well uh... learned about- Learned a bit more about, uh, Creigh- Creigh Deeds and uh, Bob McDonnell being the upcoming Governor. [Pause] Uh, apparently I misunderstood about uh, McDonnell a little bit, it was Creigh Deeds that wants us- is The one that wants to do the tax raising. 
'''Kacey''': How do you feel about that? 
'''Chris''': [pause] Uh yeah, I-I-I am against it, I-I am against it t-the ra- the raising of the taxes. So, yeah apparently Mcdonnell is uh, against abortion. Alright, so then he would take- And uh If he were elected governor he would probably take that part away from, like you know even if- if even from unexpected, rape or incest, everything like that, or even- Or even prohibited from... Married people. So it's like uh, uh I'm not sure, I might go tax over- I'm gonna go tax over abortion on that note. 
'''Kacey''': Ar-Ar-Are you- Are you- Do you agree with that, or do you disagree with that? 
'''Chris''': Yeah I disagree with the abortion thing. 
'''Kacey''': No, no, no, but do you agree with what he's doing like he wants to make sure that no one, even incest, or rape can get abortions, or do you think that they should? 
'''Chris''': Yeah I feel like they have the right too. [Pause] I mean, it happened unexpectedly. [long pause] You know? 
'''Kacey''': MmmHmm. 
'''Chris''': And... It... It would just uh, it would not... seem right I mean it's nic- It's nice to know that- It's nice for those women to know that they have the option, and it's better to have the option than not have it. [Silence] 
'''Kacey''': I guess, but I mean I-I-I think you know like most bans are on, uhm, the late trimester ones, which yeah I mean by then you whether you want to have a kid or not, so you shouldn't wait till that long. [Silence] I mean, but still that's surprising cause abortion's extremely against the Christian religion I mean, so I'm surprised you go for that. 
'''Chris''': [Long Pause] Well. [Long Pause] I mean a... [pause] Yeah I'm just- I'm just... [long pause] [sigh] look I don't know what to say, but still, you know, I feel it's wrong to take away that choice for the women. [Pause] I mean especially if they, if it was a [unintelligible], if it was like uh, from a case of rape or a mis- Or a mistake, er you know? Something like that? 
'''Kacey''': Well the thing is, is, uhm, okay I can understand rape and incest, but abortion isn't birth control. If you are having sex you should fully know that your- you could have a kid. 
'''Chris''': Yeah. But I mean it's- I mean it's not like the woman is gonna know that she's gonna be raped right before it happens- 
'''Kacey''': [interrupting] That's what I said, not including that. I'm not including that, Chris. 
'''Chris''': Okay. [Pause] Hmm. [Very Long pause]. Hmm, okay well my mind's blank abou- My mind's blank right now. [Pause] 
'''Kacey''': Mmmkay you should probably get that checked out, remember that that could be a problem, but uhm, I'll talk to you tomorrow then. 
'''Chris''': Alright, well you take care, I'll talk to you tomorrow. 
'''Kacey''': Alright. Bye. 
'''Chris''': Buh bye.

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?344ie3zcudag85a mp3 of phonecall]

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Talk:Kacey Call 19

2011-05-02T16:03:46Z

Epsilon: