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Ohio trip

2024-10-04T22:51:15Z

Ericitos Verdes: Small bit of trivia I found looking back at one of my favorite bits of Christory

{{quote|"There was this one time where I actually thought [a troll] was a woman, and I actually drove a whole, a whole, a whole day's worth back and forth, almost 24 hours, from my house to Cleveland, Ohio, where it turned out that was, that was, that was a bad lead.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Father Call]]}}
[[File:Nnocac.jpg|thumb|150px|Receipts from his trip to [[Wikipedia:Ohio|Ohio]] in search of [[Julie]] show that he specifically orders his fast-food hamburgers without [[pickle]]s.]]

The '''Ohio trip''' was an 800+ mile car trip that Chris took from [[14 Branchland Court|his home]] in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]] to Cleveland, Ohio. Chris set out for Ohio on Thursday, 26 [[February 2009]], under the false pretense that [[Julie]] had been kidnapped and he needed to rescue her, and returned home early the following morning. The trip marks quite possibly the most physical effort Chris ever made in pursuit of the [[Love Quest]], consuming nearly 24 hours of time, far from home and the supervision of his family.

==Leadup==
During a [[Mumble]] chat on 10 February 2009, Julie first asked Chris if he would come visit her in Ohio. He responded by asking that she come to his house, saying he wasn't comfortable traveling long distances, especially by himself.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> Over the next ten days, Chris would change his mind and agree to visit, before backing out again, and then agreeing he would start setting aside money for an eventual trip within the next couple of months, though he might bring his [[mom]] along. Julie tried to dissuade him from bringing his mom saying "I was thinking that when you get here...[[Chris and sex|you know]]."<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 4]]</ref>

During another chat on 22 February, Chris stated that he would "feel at unease if I made the trip without the emotional support of my family". He wanted to have Julie talk to his parents in order to gain their support. Julie replied by saying she was beginning to suspect Chris didn't want to see her. Chris stated that his mother was paranoid for his safety and suspected Julie might be a police officer posing as an underaged girl.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]</ref> The next day, Chris reiterated that Barb was still against him going to Ohio. Chris started looking within his church congregation for a different escort for the trip, and suggested that [[Rocky Shoemaker|Rocky]] (who has family in Ohio and visits the state on occasion) might be up for it.<ref name="skype12">[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 12]]</ref>

Things took a quick turn later that day when [[Max]] informed Chris that Julie had been taken ransom by himself and [[Clyde Cash]]. He stated that he would give Chris five days to come to 2229 East 46th St., Cleveland, Ohio and rescue her.<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 11]]</ref><ref name="skype12" /> Unsure on what to do Chris turned to [[trolls|fans]] in a Mumble chat for advice. He stated that he still felt insecure about going there against his parents' wishes. Members of the chat persuaded Chris to be assertive and convinced him that it wasn't a ''To Catch a Predator''-style sting, as police posing as minors always explicitly tell suspects that they are underage. Chris said he was going to talk to his mother and put his foot down.<ref>[[Mumble 10]]</ref>

The next day (which happened to be his 27th [[birthday]]) Chris went to his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral. He discussed his plans with family members and claims they all encouraged him to go to Ohio.<ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs#27 February]]</ref> He also claims that the spirits of his [[Family tree|maternal ancestors]] wished him a safe trip to Ohio.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> That night Chris sent the following email to Clyde Cash:

"I have NOT failed you, sir, as a matter of fact, I am coming to Cleaveland [sic] tomorrow; I am preparing for my journey, my mind is set, and I have the support of [[God]], my relatives and my friends. So quit trying to scare me, because it is NOT working; tomorrow morning, I am coming to Cleaveland [sic], Ohio for Julie."<ref name="clydeemails">[[Clyde E-mails]]</ref>

Chris did not in fact leave for Ohio the next day, as he had not yet received all of his birthday money. Instead he filled up his gas tank and prepared for the trip. He packed six sets of [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] as well as his [[PSP]] and [[DS|Nintendo DS]].<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref>

==The trip==
Chris left at 5:30 on the morning of 26 February without informing his parents. He left a note for them to read when they woke up, along with a map of his planned trip.<ref name="jackieemails6">[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref> After Chris's parents saw the note they called the police and filed a missing persons report.<ref name="jackieemails6" /> According to [[Bob]], Chris had never driven over fifty miles out of town before. Bob and Barb worried that Chris would get himself killed.<ref name="emilydate">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

Chris got on [[wikipedia:Interstate 81|Interstate 81]] heading north; it can then be assumed that he took [[wikipedia:U.S. Route 522|U.S. Route 522]] and [[wikipedia:Interstate 70|Interstate 70]] to [[wikipedia:Breezewood, Pennsylvania|Breezewood, Pennsylvania]], where he got on the [[wikipedia:Pennsylvania Turnpike|Pennsylvania Turnpike]], which becomes the [[wikipedia:Ohio Turnpike|Ohio Turnpike]] at the Ohio state line. At the tollbooth on the Ohio state line, Chris accidentally locked himself out of [[Son-Chu|his car]]. Somebody at the tollbooth had AAA Roadside Assistance and called them to help Chris get back into his car.<ref name="emilydate" />

Chris had [[Chris and money|taken only $50 with him]], $40 of which he had gotten the previous day for his birthday. He realized this might not be enough for the trip when he was faced with an $11 toll on the Pennsylvania Turnpike (according to Bob, Chris had never been on a toll road before).<ref name="emilydate" /> Around 4:30 in the afternoon Chris stopped in [[wikipedia:Streetsboro, Ohio|Streetsboro, Ohio]] to buy food and gas. He purchased 6.385 gallons of gas from [[Sheetz]] for $11.68 and got a small hamburger with mayonnaise and no [[pickles]], and a lemonberry slushie from [[Restaurants#Sonic|Sonic]] for $2.70.<ref>[[:File:Nnocac.jpg]]</ref> According to Chris, the slushie was made with real fruit and had two lemon wedges in it.<ref>[[Sarah May Skype Logs]]</ref>

He arrived at the outskirts of Cleveland soon after, where he called his parents.<ref name="emilydate" /> Upon reaching 2229 East 46th St., Chris found a run-down old house with an elderly [[Niggos|black]] woman residing in it. Neither she nor anyone else he asked in the neighborhood had heard of Julie or Max Milvana.<ref name="clydeemails" /> Chris then tried visiting an address on nearby East 40th Street (probably a church)<ref group="note>The address Chris provides in the chat is 2229 East 40th St., which does not exist. Chris obviously copied the house number from Julie's home address by mistake. There are several churches on East 40th Street.</ref> which the woman said she received mail for; he found no sign of Julie at this address either but remarked at the "[[Jewish]] church" next door.<ref group="note>There are no active synagogues in the area. Chris was likely referring to the Triedstone Missionary Baptist Church, whose building was [https://maps.app.goo.gl/enUYNdriJSaRxCVu7 originally used as a synagogue] and still prominently features a Star of David on its façade. Alternatively, he may have been referring to the Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses on 3900 Central Ave.</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 13]]</ref> Chris then turned around and headed back towards Ruckersville. He arrived home at 3:00 the following morning.<ref name="emilydate" />

Julie's purported residence at 2229 East 46th St. is actually one of the [[wikipedia:Andrew and James Dall Houses|Andrew and James Dall Houses]], local landmarks once inhabited by two of Cleveland's most prominent builders.

==Aftermath==
Despite being duped by trolls, Chris saw the trip as a positive experience. In an email to Clyde Cash,<ref name="clydeemails" /> Chris stated:

{{EmailReply|I traveled an 800+ Mile Round Trip to Cleveland, Ohio, only to find at the address you gave me led me to a run-down old red house with an elderly woman residing in it, but not you nor Julie; no one in that neighborhood even heard of Julie nor Max.

Go ahead, Laugh it up, but I want to THANK YOU very much for the Traveling Expierence; I actually did have a GREAT TIME on the road, and enjoyed the sights and views. :)}}

Chris's parents did not share the same positive opinion of the trip, and told him if he traveled at all after the trip to Cleveland, he would not be allowed back into his home, and would be left homeless or even worse.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 13]]</ref>

During [[Father Call|his call]] with [[Kacey]]'s father Matthew, Chris mentioned the Ohio trip in a conversation about him continually falling for fake women. Matthew angrily questioned how it was possible for Chris to drive eight hundred miles for a fake girlfriend, yet he couldn't do the same for [[Kacey]], who lived much closer to Chris in Washington, D.C.

In [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]], the trip is mentioned again. Chris states he had "experienced some of the good things in life" such as traveling to Ohio, playing the lottery and having a few drinks.

==See also==
*[[The Place chats - Pennsylvania Trip|Pennsylvania Trip]]

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Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021

2023-10-19T00:14:47Z

Ericitos Verdes:

'''Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021''' is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 17 [[October 2023]]. In the video, Chris tells his side of the story regarding his [[Affair with Mother|incest allegations]] and [[Jail Saga|subsequent incarceration]], denying having sex with Barb and claiming to have deliberately faked the story to [[Troll#Chris the troll|troll]] [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. Chris angrily accuses Isabella of leading a [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy]] to abuse and manipulate him. He incorrectly claims the court found him innocent (the incest charge was dismissed following Chris's lawyer's request for an autism deferred disposition; he was not acquitted by a jury). Chris also expounds on his [[Messiah complex|newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] (or rather ''Jesús''). Finally, he addresses the identity of the [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Food_Lion|mysterious woman]] he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as [[Flutter]]. He continues to promote [[OfficialCWCmart]] in the description.

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
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==Description==
{{quotebox|I'm just clearing the air and setting the record straight on what happened in mid-2021; nothing happened between me and Barbara in 2021. I also feel very tired of too many of all of you not comprehending that I was and am innocent; I was released because I was found and proven innocent, despite it taking so long. I know my reputation had been dragged through the worst of mud, muck and various fluids by the misconceptions and mislabels from the darkest and toxic sinners online. That minority level detail is absolutely no reason for Anyone to get involved with me in social situations, online on social media, and so on. I would never dox anyone I follow who are innocent.

Do not even let the socio-political details and happenings dictate or influence what is Light Powered, Righteous and simply Good. I will not have my life be narrated by the misconceptions that have arisen from the Toxic and Darkest Sinning society, and neither should you. None of your damn smut-fics and gore-fics will affect I or anyone else anymore.

I am a wonderful and positively vibrational individual and Avatar of existence. I have been through a lot in my own soul-searching and priority setting. You all can at least relate with me on That and follow my example in improving yourselves, spiritually, mentally and physically as respective individuals. And I Pray those few that I appreciate as good and sound individuals who had and have blocked me on social medias will understand and accept me better now that I have taken the time to get myself together and clear my mind and found myself in my resurrection and return.

Ultimate Miracle...Chaos Control.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...

Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris appears in front of an image of the [[Wikipedia:Royal Albert Hall|Royal Albert Hall]]; according to him, this was for "obvious reasons"<ref>[[October_2023_social_media_posts#Roman_Colosseum]]</ref>. Very soft, mostly inaudible piano music plays throughout the video. For some reason all of the audio is on the left stereo channel.'']

Hey everyone, ''[[Chris and Spanish|Jesús]]'' Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here, and right now I'm gonna set the record straight. So, just so y'all know, straightforward and blunt, to the point: the reason I went to jail, the charge I was charged with... I was innocent. There never, ever, ever, ever, EVER was any sex between [[Barbara]] and I, period. I was innocent. I have a few bullet points to go through [''unintelligible''] Where'd we go to end up here? So, obviously, we got all the haters and fakers and the toxic sinners, that really- that tried to manipulate me and so much - I mean, just... [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] that was a mess of good grief right there, why did y'all have to do that? [''shakes head''] You all really erroneously misunderstood me, period [''sigh''] And just, that was a whole mess up. I mean, shoot, even all of y'all with your frickin' ''smut fictions''! I know a num- I know some of you out of the minority that are the worst. That are the worst, out of the majority being actually good. Okay? Now you of the minority. You've written those smut fanfictions. You [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|shipped me]] with Barbara. You ''shipped'' me with that- with that [[Snorlax]] [''shakes head'']. And I've worse shit-

[''sudden cut''] Barbara was definitely not the perfect mother with me. Just... she- that was not the perfect mother-[[Transgender|daughter]] relationship there, period. Cause, uh, growing up, there was the times of abuse, even though there was the love and caring there throughout. But that was a whole different kettle of fish right there. [''sigh''] But yeah, the bullying, the [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorizing]], and all that, they really fucked me up. I feel so... just enough said right there. But hey, you're never gonna make me commit suicide, period. And that was the intention that [[Bella]] had, in all her chopped and screwed-up recordings, with all the intention of manipulating me into that. But hey, I foreknew she was gonna do that, I tested her. At the time, I only- I treated her like, you know, just as a [[Gal-pal|friend]], tried to get her to be on the good side, but obviously she failed, just as I foreknew that the relationship between [[Dillin Thomas|Dillin and Taylor]], that was not gonna last! He ABUSED her [''pounds desk'']! I gave her SUPPORT [''pounds desk''] on that livestream when I went on there. Just support and kindness, cause I appreciated her as an artist and an individual, which was more than I could say for [[Dillin]] at the time. [''sigh''] But yeah, Bella was actually going to record me and [[Fiona|Fifi]] having [[Chris and sex|done something]] at the hotel, had I actually made it to [[BABSCon]]. But fortunately, that didn't quite happen. She wou- she, one way or another, would've gotten me to [[Jail Saga|jail]], or tried to get me to commit suicide, on the whole different [''unintelligible'']. But hey, she failed, [''pounds desk''] she didn't do that, I took the initiative in my own hands, so... I let mys- I let mys- I let divine intervention and timing and everything to send me- just let me go to jail, spend my time suffering and spending the time '''[[Messiah complex|for your sins,]] you fuckin' - fuckin'''' toxic ones!

Now, I meditated and learned everything. [[Chris and reality|I am ''Jesús'' Christ reincarnated]], I am the one avatar of all existence, and I'm gonna see that there is nothing but good and righteousness and light-powered individuals, and [''pounds desk''] encouraging all the neutrals to be good, period. Just like I'm trying to do in this video and statement right now, setting the record straight. But I was proven innocent, and they couldn't place me anywhere, which is why they kept me in jail for so long, they didn't know what to do with me. They didn't know what to do with '''''somebody who was frickin' autistic''''', [''unintelligible''] '''''weren't putting your words in'''''! Yeesh. They didn't know what to do. They just kept me in jail, cause they didn't know where to place me. But fortunately, they did know where to place me eventually, so... that happened, I'm safe and doing better, okay? [''sigh''] But I did nothing wrong, and only the [[Unholy Tetrad|certain individuals online]], they had wrongfully manipulated and controlled me, and my own narrative, but no more. '''I take control of my own narrative from now on, not you!'''

{{RageQuote|NOT YOU LOT OF HATERS AND FAKERS!}}

[''pounds desk''] [''sigh''] I am a much better individual than that. Y'all shoulda known better of me than that than- [''pounds desk''] that is enough of the mislabelings and the misconceptions. Just, that's enough.

And a whole lot of the sex commentary, was me being misled by the suggestion of those individuals, especially those [[Sweetheart|theoretical exes of mine]]. And I was [[Chris and the law|proven innocent by court of law]] and released [''pounds desk''], simple as that. And also, just putting this out there, do not be an ableist. '''I mean, those of you, neurotypical, thinking you're able, whatever - there is at least one thing that is totally disabled about you, period!''' '''So''' [''pounds desk''] '''don't- do not hate others for things that you are yourself, period!''' There is no need to hate on anyone. Or even yourself. A flaw is a flaw, a blessing is a blessing, and a flaw can be a blessing in disguise. So you meditate on that. And stop hating, for such a flaw. And I am a living, breathing individual. And I am not to be [[Kimmi|objectified]] in any way, any more.

Cause... yeah. But yeah. In that Bella was the real sex criminal in that. She really wanted [''pounds desk''] to try to get me into something, she's a real criminal. ''Fuckin' BIIITCH''! ''[[Calling Out|Callin' her out]]. Call her out: Isabella Janken'' [''sic''], she's the real sex criminal, period. She did a whole mess of adulteration and manipulation and things in her own words and acts and insinuations and everything. Okay. [''sighs twice''] But to end this on a more positive note, so, the girl y'all have seen me with in the past few weeks, I'll tell you a little something about her. She's a friend of mine, and I refer to her only as Flutter, because she likes [[My Little Pony|Fluttershy]], okay? I met her in Lynchburg, she got in touch with me while I was in jail, and we managed to meet, we managed to bond and connect with each other as friends. And she is literally thirty years old, despite the way - despite her physicality. I-

[''sudden cut''] But anyway, just pretty much straightforward right there, letting you know about that. And I just felt like I needed to say all of that, clear the air. There is nothing wrong with being associated with me, period. I am sick and tired of being blocked by anyone, including and especially by those of whom I appreciate. And I do have friends, that do have great appreciation of me. Of which more than I can say than some, I mean, you all, even [[Megan Schroeder]], had your chance to actually be kind and compassionate and friends with me for the longer run. [''pause''] Cause that's enough said right there. [''sigh''] Just felt like I needed to get that off, otherwise I might have had a sleepless night. [''deep breath''] Ah. Thank you.

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Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021

2023-10-18T00:46:10Z

Ericitos Verdes: /* Transcript */

'''Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021''' is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 17 [[October 2023]]. In the video, Chris tells his side of the story regarding his [[Affair with Mother|incest allegations]] and [[Jail Saga|subsequent incarceration]], denying having sex with Barb and claiming to have deliberately faked the story to shock [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. He also expounds on his [[Messiah complex|newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ]]. Finally, he addresses the identity of the [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Food_Lion|mysterious woman]] he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as Flutter.

==Video==
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| stardate = 17 [[October 2023]]
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==Description==
{{quotebox|I'm just clearing the air and setting the record straight on what happened in mid-2021; nothing happened between me and Barbara in 2021. I also feel very tired of too many of all of you not comprehending that I was and am innocent; I was released because I was found and proven innocent, despite it taking so long. I know my reputation had been dragged through the worst of mud, muck and various fluids by the misconceptions and mislabels from the darkest and toxic sinners online. That minority level detail is absolutely no reason for Anyone to get involved with me in social situations, online on social media, and so on. I would never dox anyone I follow who are innocent.

Do not even let the socio-political details and happenings dictate or influence what is Light Powered, Righteous and simply Good. I will not have my life be narrated by the misconceptions that have arisen from the Toxic and Darkest Sinning society, and neither should you. None of your damn smut-fics and gore-fics will affect I or anyone else anymore.

I am a wonderful and positively vibrational individual and Avatar of existence. I have been through a lot in my own soul-searching and priority setting. You all can at least relate with me on That and follow my example in improving yourselves, spiritually, mentally and physically as respective individuals. And I Pray those few that I appreciate as good and sound individuals who had and have blocked me on social medias will understand and accept me better now that I have taken the time to get myself together and clear my mind and found myself in my resurrection and return.

Ultimate Miracle...Chaos Control.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...

Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris appears in front of a background of an old-fashioned theater. Very soft, mostly inaudible piano music plays throughout the video. For some reason all of the audio is on the left stereo channel.'']

Hey everyone, ''[[Chris and Spanish|Jesús]]'' Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here, and right now I'm gonna set the record straight. So, just so y'all know, straightforward and blunt, to the point: the reason I went to jail, the charge I was charged with... I was innocent. There never, ever, ever, ever, EVER was any sex between [[Barbara]] and I, period. I was innocent. I have a few bullet points to go through [''unintelligible''] Where'd we go to end up here? So, obviously, we got all the haters and fakers and the toxic sinners, that really- that tried to manipulate me and so much - I mean, just... [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] that was a mess of good grief right there, why did y'all have to do that? [''shakes head''] You all really erroneously misunderstood me, period [''sigh''] And just, that was a whole mess up. I mean, shoot, even all of y'all with your frickin' ''smut fictions''! I know a num- I know some of you out of the minority that are the worst. That are the worst, out of the majority being actually good. Okay? Now you of the minority. You've written those smut fanfictions. You [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|shipped me]] with Barbara. You ''shipped'' me with that- with that [[Snorlax]] [''shakes head'']. And I've worse shit-

[''sudden cut''] Barbara was definitely not the perfect mother with me. Just... she- that was not the perfect mother-[[Transgender|daughter]] relationship there, period. Cause, uh, growing up, there was the times of abuse, even though there was the love and caring there throughout. But that was a whole different kettle of fish right there. [''sigh''] But yeah, the bullying, the [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorizing]], and all that, they really fucked me up. I feel so... just enough said right there. But hey, you're never gonna make me commit suicide, period. And that was the intention that [[Bella]] had, in all her chopped and screwed-up recordings, with all the intention of manipulating me into that. But hey, I foreknew she was gonna do that, I tested her. At the time, I only- I treated her like, you know, just as a [[Gal-pal|friend]], tried to get her to be on the good side, but obviously she failed, just as I foreknew that the relationship between [[Dillin Thomas|Dillin and Taylor]], that was not gonna last. He abused her [''pounds desk'']. I gave her support [''pounds desk''] on that livestream when I went on there. Just support and kindness, cause I appreciated her as an artist and an individual, which was more than I could say for Dillin at the time. [''sigh''] But yeah, Bella was actually going to record me and [[Fiona|Fifi]] having [[Chris and sex|done something]] at the hotel, had I actually made it to [[BABSCon]]. But fortunately, that didn't quite happen. She wou- she, one way or another, would've gotten me to [[Jail Saga|jail]], or tried to get me to commit suicide, on the whole different [''unintelligible'']. But hey, she failed, [''pounds desk''] she didn't do that, I took the initiative in my own hands, so... I let mys- I let mys- I let divine intervention and timing and everything to send me- just let me go to jail, spend my time suffering and spending the time

{{RageQuote|[[Messiah complex|FOR YOUR SINS,]]}}

you fuckin' - fuckin' toxic ones. Now, I meditated and learned everything. [[Chris and reality|I am ''Jesús'' Christ reincarnated]], I am the one avatar of all existence, and I'm gonna see that there is nothing but good and righteousness and light-powered individuals, and [''pounds desk''] encouraging all the neutrals to be good, period. Just like I'm trying to do in this video and statement right now, setting the record straight. But I was proven innocent, and they couldn't place me anywhere, which is why they kept me in jail for so long, they didn't know what to do with me. They didn't know what to do with somebody who was ''frickin' autistic'', [''unintelligible''] putting your words in. Yeesh. They didn't know what to do. They just kept me in jail, cause they didn't know where to place me. But fortunately, they did know where to place me eventually, so... that happened, I'm safe and doing better, okay? [''sigh''] But I did nothing wrong, and only the [[Unholy Tetrad|certain individuals online]], they had wrongfully manipulated and controlled me, and my own narrative, but no more. I take control of my own narrative from now on, not you!

{{RageQuote|NOT YOU LOT OF HATERS AND FAKERS!}}

[''pounds desk''] [''sigh''] I am a much better individual than that. Y'all shoulda known better of me than that than- [''pounds desk''] that is enough of the mislabelings and the misconceptions. Just, that's enough.

And a whole lot of the sex commentary, was me being misled by the suggestion of those individuals, especially those [[Sweetheart|theoretical exes of mine]]. And I was [[Chris and the law|proven innocent by court of law]] [''note: the charges against Chris were dropped; he was not acquitted in court as he implies''] and released [''pounds desk''], simple as that. And also, just putting this out there, do not be an ableist. I mean, those of you, neurotypical, thinking you're able, whatever - there is at least one thing that is totally disabled about you, period. So [''pounds desk''] don't- do not hate others for things that you are yourself, period. There is no need to hate on anyone. Or even yourself. A flaw is a flaw, a blessing is a blessing, and a flaw can be a blessing in disguise. So you meditate on that. And stop hating, for such a flaw. And I am a living, breathing individual. And I am not to be [[Kimmi|objectified]] in any way, any more.

Cause... yeah. But yeah. In that Bella was the real sex criminal in that. She really wanted [''pounds desk''] to try to get me into something, she's a real criminal. ''Fuckin' biiitch''! [[Calling Out|Callin' her out]]. Call her out: Isabella Janken [''sic''], she's the real sex criminal, period. She did a whole mess of adulteration and manipulation and things in her own words and acts and insinuations and everything. Okay. [''sighs twice''] But to end this on a more positive note, so, the girl y'all have seen me with in the past few weeks, I'll tell you a little something about her. She's a friend of mine, and I refer to her only as Flutter, because she likes [[My Little Pony|Fluttershy]], okay? I met her in Lynchburg, she got in touch with me while I was in jail, and we managed to meet, we managed to bond and connect with each other as friends. And she is literally thirty years old, despite the way - despite her physicality. I-

[''sudden cut''] But anyway, just pretty much straightforward right there, letting you know about that. And I just felt like I needed to say all of that, clear the air. There is nothing wrong with being associated with me, period. I am sick and tired of being blocked by anyone, including and especially by those of whom I appreciate. And I do have friends, that do have great appreciation of me. Of which more than I can say than some, I mean, you all, even [[Megan Schroeder]], had your chance to actually be kind and compassionate and friends with me for the longer run. [''pause''] Cause that's enough said right there. [''sigh''] Just felt like I needed to get that off, otherwise I might have had a sleepless night. [''deep breath''] Ah. Thank you.

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Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021

2023-10-18T00:37:24Z

Ericitos Verdes:

'''Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021''' is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 17 [[October 2023]]. In the video, Chris tells his side of the story regarding his [[Affair with Mother|incest allegations]] and [[Jail Saga|subsequent incarceration]], denying having sex with Barb and claiming to have deliberately faked the story to shock [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. He also expounds on his [[Messiah complex|newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ]]. Finally, he addresses the identity of the [[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Food_Lion|mysterious woman]] he'd been seen with in recent months, introducing her as Flutter.

==Video==
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==Description==
{{quotebox|I'm just clearing the air and setting the record straight on what happened in mid-2021; nothing happened between me and Barbara in 2021. I also feel very tired of too many of all of you not comprehending that I was and am innocent; I was released because I was found and proven innocent, despite it taking so long. I know my reputation had been dragged through the worst of mud, muck and various fluids by the misconceptions and mislabels from the darkest and toxic sinners online. That minority level detail is absolutely no reason for Anyone to get involved with me in social situations, online on social media, and so on. I would never dox anyone I follow who are innocent.

Do not even let the socio-political details and happenings dictate or influence what is Light Powered, Righteous and simply Good. I will not have my life be narrated by the misconceptions that have arisen from the Toxic and Darkest Sinning society, and neither should you. None of your damn smut-fics and gore-fics will affect I or anyone else anymore.

I am a wonderful and positively vibrational individual and Avatar of existence. I have been through a lot in my own soul-searching and priority setting. You all can at least relate with me on That and follow my example in improving yourselves, spiritually, mentally and physically as respective individuals. And I Pray those few that I appreciate as good and sound individuals who had and have blocked me on social medias will understand and accept me better now that I have taken the time to get myself together and clear my mind and found myself in my resurrection and return.

Ultimate Miracle...Chaos Control.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...

Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris appears in front of a background of an old-fashioned theater. Very soft, mostly inaudible piano music plays throughout the video. For some reason all of the audio is on the left stereo channel.'']

Hey everyone, ''[[Chris and Spanish|Jesús]]'' Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here, and right now I'm gonna set the record straight. So, just so y'all know, straightforward and blunt, to the point: the reason I went to jail, the charge I was charged with... I was innocent. There never, ever, ever, ever, EVER was any sex between [[Barbara]] and I, period. I was innocent. I have a few bullet points to go through [''unintelligible''] Where'd we go to end up here? So, obviously, we got all the haters and fakers and the toxic sinners, that really- that tried to manipulate me and so much - I mean, just... [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] that was a mess of good grief right there, why did y'all have to do that? [''shakes head''] You all really erroneously misunderstood me, period [''sigh''] And just, that was a whole mess up. I mean, shoot, even all of y'all with your frickin' ''smut fictions''! I know a num- I know some of you out of the minority that are the worst. That are the worst, out of the majority being actually good. Okay? Now you of the minority. You've written those smut fanfictions. You [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|shipped me]] with Barbara. You ''shipped'' me with that- with that [[Snorlax]] [''shakes head'']. And I've worse shit-

[''sudden cut''] Barbara was definitely not the perfect mother with me. Just... she- that was not the perfect mother-[[Transgender|daughter]] relationship there, period. Cause, uh, growing up, there was the times of abuse, even though there was the love and caring there throughout. But that was a whole different kettle of fish right there. [''sigh''] But yeah, the bullying, the [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorizing]], and all that, they really fucked me up. I feel so... just enough said right there. But hey, you're never gonna make me commit suicide, period. And that was the intention that [[Bella]] had, in all her chopped and screwed-up recordings, with all the intention of manipulating me into that. But hey, I foreknew she was gonna do that, I tested her. At the time, I only- I treated her like, you know, just as a [[Gal-pal|friend]], tried to get her to be on the good side, but obviously she failed, just as I foreknew that the relationship between [[Dillin Thomas|Dillin and Taylor]], that was not gonna last. He abused her [''pounds desk'']. I gave her support [''pounds desk''] on that livestream when I went on there. Just support and kindness, cause I appreciated her as an artist and an individual, which was more than I could say for Dillin at the time. [''sigh''] But yeah, Bella was actually going to record me and [[Fiona|Fifi]] having [[Chris and sex|done something]] at the hotel, had I actually made it to [[BABSCon]]. But fortunately, that didn't quite happen. She wou- she, one way or another, would've gotten me to [[Jail Saga|jail]], or tried to get me to commit suicide, on the whole different [''unintelligible'']. But hey, she failed, [''pounds desk''] she didn't do that, I took the initiative in my own hands, so... I let mys- I let mys- I let divine intervention and timing and everything to send me- just let me go to jail, spend my time suffering and spending the time

{{RageQuote|[[Messiah complex|FOR YOUR SINS,]]}}

you fuckin' - fuckin' toxic ones. Now, I meditated and learned everything. [[Chris and reality|I am ''Jesús'' Christ reincarnated]], I am the one avatar of all existence, and I'm gonna see that there is nothing but good and righteousness and light-powered individuals, and [''pounds desk''] encouraging all the neutrals to be good, period. Just like I'm trying to do in this video and statement right now, setting the record straight. But I was proven innocent, and they couldn't place me anywhere, which is why they kept me in jail for so long, they didn't know what to do with me. They didn't know what to do with somebody who was ''frickin' autistic'', [''unintelligible''] putting your words in. Yeesh. They didn't know what to do. They just kept me in jail, cause they didn't know where to place me. But fortunately, they did know where to place me eventually, so... that happened, I'm safe and doing better, okay? [''sigh''] But I did nothing wrong, and only the [[Unholy Tetrad|certain individuals online]], they had wrongfully manipulated and controlled me, and my own narrative, but no more. I take control of my own narrative from now on, not you!

{{RageQuote|NOT YOU LOT OF HATERS AND FAKERS!}}

[''pounds desk''] [''sigh''] I am a much better individual than that. Y'all shoulda known better of me than that than- [''pounds desk''] that is enough of the mislabelings and the misconceptions. Just, that's enough.

And a whole lot of the sex commentary, was me being misled by the suggestion of those individuals, especially those [[Sweetheart|theoretical exes of mine]]. And I was [[Chris and the law|proven innocent by court of law]] [''note: the charges against Chris were dropped; he was not acquitted in court as he implies''] and released [''pounds desk''], simple as that. And also, just putting this out there, do not be an ableist. I mean, those of you, neurotypical, thinking you're able, whatever - there is at least one thing that is totally disabled about you, period. So [''pounds desk''] don't- do not hate others for things that you are yourself, period. There is no need to hate on anyone. Or even yourself. A flaw is a flaw, a blessing is a blessing, and a flaw can be a blessing in disguise. So you meditate on that. And stop hating, for such a flaw. And I am a living, breathing individual. And I am not to be [[Kimmi|objectified]] in any way, any more.

Cause... yeah. But yeah. In that Bella was the real sex criminal in that. She really wanted to try to get me into something, she's a real criminal. Fuckin' biiitch! [[Calling Out Saga|Callin' her out]]. Call her out: Isabella Janken [''sic''], she's the real sex criminal, period. She did a whole mess of adulteration and manipulation and things in her own words and acts and insinuations and everything. Okay. [''sighs twice''] But to end this on a more positive note, so, the girl y'all have seen me with in the past few weeks, I'll tell you something about her. She's a friend of mine, and I refer to her only as Flutter, because she likes [[My Little Pony|Fluttershy]], okay? I met her in Lynchburg, she got in touch with me while I was in jail, and we managed to meet, we managed to bond and connect with each other as friends. And she is literally thirty years old, despite the way - despite her physicality. I-

[''sudden cut''] But anyway, just pretty much straightforward right there, letting you know about that. And I just felt like I needed to say all of that, clear the air. There is nothing wrong with being associated with me, period. I am sick and tired of being blocked by anyone, including and especially by those of whom I appreciate. And I do have friends, that do have great appreciation of me. Of which more than I can say than some, I mean, you all, even [[Megan Schroeder]], had your chance to actually be kind and compassionate and friends with me for the longer run. [''pause''] Cause that's enough said right there. ['sigh'] Just felt like I needed to get that off, otherwise I might have had a sleepless night. [''deep breath''] Ah. Thank you.

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2023]]

Chris and Spanish

2023-10-18T00:29:21Z

Ericitos Verdes: /* Works in which CWC uses Spanish */

[[File:397-RicardoBadge.jpg|thumb|right|The badge don't lie.]]

'''{{w|Spanish}}''' is a Romance [[Chris and language|language]] with over 489 million native speakers. It is also a common second language choice for millions more, including our favorite [[Chris|linguistic autistic]], who knows ''un poquito'' but still acts like a fluent speaker. He often uses Spanish in his videos and comics, as it was one of the few things that he learned at [[Manchester High School]], [[Honor roll|however poorly]]. He often refers to himself by his Spanish name, '''Ricardo'''.

Chris is proud of his tenuous grasp of the Spanish language, but this has not prevented [[Chris and race|racism]] against [[Joshua Martinez|Hispanics]], creating a stereotypical [[Heather Iglesias|babysitter in his comics]] and a highly stereotypical sombrero-wearing Pokémon called [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]], who "confuses its enemies with its language." Based on his vocabulary, and the fact that it's the most common Spanish dialect taught in American high schools, Chris most likely learned the standard Latin American dialect.

==Chris's "knowledge" of the language==
[[File:ComicHeather Iglesias.jpg|thumb|''¡Ay, caramba!'']]

Chris's actual grasp of the language must be inferred from various sources. The [[Manchester_High_Leaks#Spanish|Manchester High Leaks]] and his [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]] project indicate that Chris took Spanish I in his junior year (1998-99) and Spanish II in his senior year (1999-2000). His grades are unknown, but he seems to have done well enough to pass both classes. On [[Okcupid]], Chris claimed to speak Spanish, and wrote a large section of his profile in it (which was riddled with mistakes). He also states that he speaks Spanish on his [[resume|résumé]] (but mentions that he has only taken two years). He also has written some [[Sonichu]] comic pages in Spanish. Chris seems confident in his Spanish, despite plentiful evidence suggesting his grasp of it is feeble - he frequently makes mistakes of grammar, spelling, and pronunciation, and only employs the most basic of verb conjugations, such as the present indicative. Chris never expressed interest in taking classes or other instruction beyond high school to reach fluency, nor has he deliberately practiced his Spanish with native speakers. He seems to view his Spanish skills as a means of showing off and not a communication tool.

Some of Chris's mistakes in Spanish seem to have crossed over from his stunted [[Chris and English|command of English]], such as an affinity for the written sequence "ein" (resulting in, for example, "''bein''" instead of ''bien''). Chris is inconsistent with his use of symbols which do not occur in English when writing Spanish, such as {{w|Inverted question and exclamation marks|inverted punctuation}}, accented vowels, and, most significantly, ñ. The inverted punctuation marks are sometimes replaced with their respective upright marks and accents with an apostrophe before the vowel, while the tilde in ñ is often omitted entirely. The fact that he ''sometimes'' uses the proper characters indicates that he knows how to enter them and simply does not care enough to do so consistently. In some of Chris's [[Tomgirl]]-era Spanish writing, notably [[Sonichu 12]], Chris uses feminine nouns and adjectives when referring to mixed-gender groups, whereas Spanish grammar rules dictate using the masculine plural in these contexts. This could be an attempt at a subtle [[Women's rights|feminist]] statement, but knowing Chris, it is likely a simple error.

In Chris's [[CWC_Update_29_July_2009|July 29, 2009 video]] to our [[Liquid Chris|TRUE and HONEST hero]], he displays his grasp on Spanish, basic as it may be. It can be safely assumed he used online Spanish dictionaries for words he did not know. He also mispronounces one of the most common Spanish words, ''bueno'' (good, well), as ''bueño''. Another video involving Spanish is [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]] (a weird {{w|Leet|1337}} Spanish title), in which he says "Love [[Sonichu]]" and "hate [[Asperchu]]" backwards in English, surrounded by a sentence in awkward Spanish. In another display of his Spanish, his old Spanish assignment to create a [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|hotel]] was released online. This assignment is mostly just basic Spanish and not very advanced.

In [[Mumble 2]], Chris briefly attempts to have a conversation with a Mexican troll but fails to understand his question "Has estado en México?" ("Have you been to Mexico?"), even after it is repeated multiple times with different wording.<ref>[[Mumble 2#Chris's fail-riffic Spanish]]</ref> Chris probably never learned the present perfect verb tense, or if he did he is not able to recognize it in its spoken form.

==Ricardo Weston Chandler==
'''Ricardo Weston Chandler''' is Chris's Spanish ''nom de guerre'', presumably chosen in honor of a main character in [[I Love Lucy|one of Chris's favorite TV shows]]. Students in language classes often choose an alternate name in the language they are learning to "get into" the culture and language. Of course, while most people forget about this when they have left the course (or even the teachers abandon the practice shortly into the course), Chris has adopted "Ricardo" as his actual Spanish name and uses it for his Spanish-related endeavors.

He is oblivious to the fact that, when learning another language, people generally do not change their name, but instead use the language's native form of the name. If no native equivalent exists, they may adapt it to fit the language's pronunciation and spelling rules (i.e. L becomes R in Japanese). ''Cristian'' (without the H) is actually a rather common name in the Spanish-speaking sphere. Weston can be adapted as ''Hueston'' or loosely translated as ''Del Oeste'' (of the West). Chandler can be translated as either ''Candelero'' or ''Velero'' depending on which meaning we're going with. Christine becomes Cristina, and Christopher becomes Cristóbal. Chris has plenty of options.

Furthermore, modern Spanish speakers rarely translate names of non-royalty, just as English speakers don't refer to every María as a "Mary." The practice of adopting a Spanish name while learning the language is purely for immersion purposes. It is not a reflection of how native Spanish speakers actually talk, at least not in the 20th and 21st centuries.

Of course, it must be noted that Ricardo's linguistic skills have brought us gems such as [[noviophobia]] (from the Spanish ''novio'', "boyfriend"). It should also be noted that Ricardo is the Spanish and Portuguese version of the name "Richard", which is sometimes shortened to [[duck|"Dick"]].

Chris's attachment to his Spanish name has not abated to this day, and he has listed the name prominently alongside his more common aliases ([[Christopher's name change|Christopher, Christian]], and [[Christine]]). However, Chris has yet to pick a feminine Spanish name in agreement with his current gender identity, suggesting he has largely abandoned the concept of having a Spanish alter-ego.

==Works in which CWC uses Spanish==
[[File:051-LindaRonstadtCD.jpg|thumb|''No sé mucho, pero sé que te amo...'']]
*[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]
*[[CWC's Pokésite 2]]
*[[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]
*[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]
*"[[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova]]"
*"[[Valentines Day Hymn]]"
*His leaked [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High School homework]]
*[[Mumble_2#Chris's fail-riffic Spanish|Mumble 2]]
*[[OkCupid]]
*[[SingStar_Challenge#Transcript|SingStar Challenge]]
*[[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]
*[[Sonichu_Girls#The letter in Spanish|Chris's letters to the Sonichu Girls]]
*[[:File:396-PokePizzaria.jpg|El Café de Pokémon Pizzaria]] [sic]
*[[:File:052-LindaRonstadtIn.jpg|Christian's Favorite Hits: Los [sic] Canciónes [sic] Españolas de Ricardo]]
*[[Katie Bay E-mails 3|Chris's e-mails with Katie Bay]]
*[[Facebook messages|Facebook message to Christina]]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20161007173814/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=CWC_Speaks CWC Speaks], an article on [[CWCipedia]] where he [[ego|brags about his fluency]] in the language.
*[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]
*[[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], in an appearance from [[Heather Iglesias]], mixed in with English dialogue.
*[[February_2020_social_media_posts#Birthday|2020 birthday message]]
*Not exactly Spanish, but he rolls his R's poorly in [[A New, Fun Trick]]
*[[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021|Setting the Record straight]] - identifies twice as [[Messiah complex|''Jesús'' Christ]].

==See also==
*[[Joshua Martinez]], Chris's Spanish friend
*[[Chris and English]]
*[[Heather Iglesias]], a [[homos|lesbian]] nanny who works for [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]

==Notes==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}

Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021

2023-10-18T00:26:56Z

Ericitos Verdes:

'''Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021''' is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 17 [[October 2023]]. In the video, Chris tells his side of the story regarding his [[Affair with Mother|incest allegations]] and [[Jail Saga|subsequent incarceration]], denying having sex with Barb and claiming to have deliberately faked the story to shock [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. He also expounds on his [[Messiah complex|newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ]] and briefly talks about the mysterious [[Gal Pal]] he had been recently spotted with.

==Video==
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==Description==
{{quotebox|I'm just clearing the air and setting the record straight on what happened in mid-2021; nothing happened between me and Barbara in 2021. I also feel very tired of too many of all of you not comprehending that I was and am innocent; I was released because I was found and proven innocent, despite it taking so long. I know my reputation had been dragged through the worst of mud, muck and various fluids by the misconceptions and mislabels from the darkest and toxic sinners online. That minority level detail is absolutely no reason for Anyone to get involved with me in social situations, online on social media, and so on. I would never dox anyone I follow who are innocent.

Do not even let the socio-political details and happenings dictate or influence what is Light Powered, Righteous and simply Good. I will not have my life be narrated by the misconceptions that have arisen from the Toxic and Darkest Sinning society, and neither should you. None of your damn smut-fics and gore-fics will affect I or anyone else anymore.

I am a wonderful and positively vibrational individual and Avatar of existence. I have been through a lot in my own soul-searching and priority setting. You all can at least relate with me on That and follow my example in improving yourselves, spiritually, mentally and physically as respective individuals. And I Pray those few that I appreciate as good and sound individuals who had and have blocked me on social medias will understand and accept me better now that I have taken the time to get myself together and clear my mind and found myself in my resurrection and return.

Ultimate Miracle...Chaos Control.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...

Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris appears in front of a background of an old-fashioned theater. Very soft, mostly inaudible piano music plays throughout the video. For some reason all of the audio is on the left stereo channel.'']

Hey everyone, ''[[Chris and Spanish|Jesús]]'' Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here, and right now I'm gonna set the record straight. So, just so y'all know, straightforward and blunt, to the point: the reason I went to jail, the charge I was charged with... I was innocent. There never, ever, ever, ever, EVER was any sex between [[Barbara]] and I, period. I was innocent. I have a few bullet points to go through [''unintelligible''] Where'd we go to end up here? So, obviously, we got all the haters and fakers and the toxic sinners, that really- that tried to manipulate me and so much - I mean, just... [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] that was a mess of good grief right there, why did y'all have to do that? [''shakes head''] You all really erroneously misunderstood me, period [''sigh''] And just, that was a whole mess up. I mean, shoot, even all of y'all with your frickin' ''smut fictions''! I know a num- I know some of you out of the minority that are the worst. That are the worst, out of the majority being actually good. Okay? Now you of the minority. You've written those smut fanfictions. You [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|shipped me]] with Barbara. You ''shipped'' me with that- with that [[Snorlax]] [''shakes head'']. And I've worse shit-

[''sudden cut''] Barbara was definitely not the perfect mother with me. Just... she- that was not the perfect mother-[[Transgender|daughter]] relationship there, period. Cause, uh, growing up, there was the times of abuse, even though there was the love and caring there throughout. But that was a whole different kettle of fish right there. [''sigh''] But yeah, the bullying, the [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorizing]], and all that, they really fucked me up. I feel so... just enough said right there. But hey, you're never gonna make me commit suicide, period. And that was the intention that [[Bella]] had, in all her chopped and screwed-up recordings, with all the intention of manipulating me into that. But hey, I foreknew she was gonna do that, I tested her. At the time, I only- I treated her like, you know, just as a [[Gal-pal|friend]], tried to get her to be on the good side, but obviously she failed, just as I foreknew that the relationship between Dylan and Taylor, that was not gonna last. He abused her [''pounds desk'']. I gave her support [''pounds desk''] on that livestream when I went on there. Just support and kindness, cause I appreciated her as an artist and an individual, which was more than I could say for Dylan at the time. [''sigh''] But yeah, Bella was actually going to record me and [[Fiona|Fifi]] having [[Chris and sex|done something]] at the hotel, had I actually made it to [[BABSCon]]. But fortunately, that didn't quite happen. She wou- she, one way or another, would've gotten me to [[Jail Saga|jail]], or tried to get me to commit suicide, on the whole different [''unintelligible'']. But hey, she failed, [''pounds desk''] she didn't do that, I took the initiative in my own hands, so... I let mys- I let mys- I let divine intervention and timing and everything to send me- just let me go to jail, spend my time suffering and spending the time

{{RageQuote|[[Messiah complex|FOR YOUR SINS,]]}}

you fuckin' - fuckin' toxic ones. Now, I meditated and learned everything. [[Chris and reality|I am ''Jesús'' Christ reincarnated]], I am the one avatar of all existence, and I'm gonna see that there is nothing but good and righteousness and light-powered individuals, and [''pounds desk''] encouraging all the neutrals to be good, period. Just like I'm trying to do in this video and statement right now, setting the record straight. But I was proven innocent, and they couldn't place me anywhere, which is why they kept me in jail for so long, they didn't know what to do with me. They didn't know what to do with somebody who was ''frickin' autistic'', [''unintelligible''] putting your words in. Yeesh. They didn't know what to do. They just kept me in jail, cause they didn't know where to place me. But fortunately, they did know where to place me eventually, so... that happened, I'm safe and doing better, okay? [''sigh''] But I did nothing wrong, and only the [[Unholy Tetrad|certain individuals online]], they had wrongfully manipulated and controlled me, and my own narrative, but no more. I take control of my own narrative from now on, not you! Not you lot of haters and fakers [''pounds desk'']! [''sigh''] I am a much better individual than that. Y'all shoulda known better of me than that than- [''pounds desk''] that is enough of the mislabelings and the misconceptions. Just, that's enough.

And a whole lot of the sex commentary, was me being misled by the suggestion of those individuals, especially those [[Sweetheart|theoretical exes of mine]]. And I was [[Chris and the law|proven innocent by court of law]] [''note: the charges against Chris were dropped; he was not acquitted in court as he implies''] and released [''pounds desk''], simple as that. And also, just putting this out there, do not be an ableist. I mean, those of you, neurotypical, thinking you're able, whatever - there is at least one thing that is totally disabled about you, period. So [''pounds desk''] don't- do not hate others for things that you are yourself, period. There is no need to hate on anyone. Or even yourself. A flaw is a flaw, a blessing is a blessing, and a flaw can be a blessing in disguise. So you meditate on that. And stop hating, for such a flaw. And I am a living, breathing individual. And I am not to be [[Kimmi|objectified]] in any way, any more.

Cause... yeah. But yeah. In that Bella was the real sex criminal in that. She really wanted to try to get me into something, she's a real criminal. Fuckin' biiitch! [[Calling Out Saga|Callin' her out]]. Call her out: Isabella Janken [''sic''], she's the real sex criminal, period. She did a whole mess of adulteration and manipulation and things in her own words and acts and insinuations and everything. Okay. [''sighs twice''] But to end this on a more positive note, so, the girl y'all have seen me with in the past few weeks, I'll tell you something about her. She's a friend of mine, and I refer to her only as Flutter, because she likes [[My Little Pony|Fluttershy]], okay? I met her in Lynchburg, she got in touch with me while I was in jail, and we managed to meet, we managed to bond and connect with each other as friends. And she is literally thirty years old, despite the way - despite her physicality. I-

[''sudden cut''] But anyway, just pretty much straightforward right there, letting you know about that. And I just felt like I needed to say all of that, clear the air. There is nothing wrong with being associated with me, period. I am sick and tired of being blocked by anyone, including and especially by those of whom I appreciate. And I do have friends, that do have great appreciation of me. Of which more than I can say than some, I mean, you all, even [[Megan Schroeder]], had your chance to actually be kind and compassionate and friends with me for the longer run. [''pause''] Cause that's enough said right there. ['sigh'] Just felt like I needed to get that off, otherwise I might have had a sleepless night. [''deep breath''] Ah. Thank you.

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Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021

2023-10-18T00:19:02Z

Ericitos Verdes:

'''Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021''' is a video uploaded to Chris's YouTube channel on 17 [[October 2023]]. In the video, Chris tells his side of the story regarding his [[Affair with Mother|incest allegations]] and [[Jail Saga|subsequent incarceration]], denying having sex with Barb and claiming to have deliberately faked the story to shock [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. He also expounds on his [[Messiah complex|newfound delusions of being the reincarnation of Jesus Christ]].

==Video==
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| stardate = 17 [[October 2023]]
| subject = {{rumors|text}}
| Saga = {{Incest|text}}, {{Dimensional Merge|text}}, {{Praetor|text}}
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==Description==
{{quotebox|I'm just clearing the air and setting the record straight on what happened in mid-2021; nothing happened between me and Barbara in 2021. I also feel very tired of too many of all of you not comprehending that I was and am innocent; I was released because I was found and proven innocent, despite it taking so long. I know my reputation had been dragged through the worst of mud, muck and various fluids by the misconceptions and mislabels from the darkest and toxic sinners online. That minority level detail is absolutely no reason for Anyone to get involved with me in social situations, online on social media, and so on. I would never dox anyone I follow who are innocent.

Do not even let the socio-political details and happenings dictate or influence what is Light Powered, Righteous and simply Good. I will not have my life be narrated by the misconceptions that have arisen from the Toxic and Darkest Sinning society, and neither should you. None of your damn smut-fics and gore-fics will affect I or anyone else anymore.

I am a wonderful and positively vibrational individual and Avatar of existence. I have been through a lot in my own soul-searching and priority setting. You all can at least relate with me on That and follow my example in improving yourselves, spiritually, mentally and physically as respective individuals. And I Pray those few that I appreciate as good and sound individuals who had and have blocked me on social medias will understand and accept me better now that I have taken the time to get myself together and clear my mind and found myself in my resurrection and return.

Ultimate Miracle...Chaos Control.

Visit the Etsy Store for often updated items we have for sale as well.
https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWC...

Thank you and Bless you all; be safe and well.
Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime.}}

==Transcript==

[''Chris appears in front of a background of an old-fashioned theater. Very soft piano music plays throughout the video, though usually inaudible. For some reason all of the audio in the video is on the left stereo channel.'']

Hey everyone, ''[[Chris and Spanish|Jesús]]'' Christ-ine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime here, and right now I'm gonna set the record straight. So, just so y'all know, straightforward and blunt, to the point: the reason I went to jail, the charge I was charged with... I was innocent. There never, ever, ever, ever, EVER was any sex between [[Barbara]] and I, period. I was innocent. I have a few bullet points to go through [''unintelligible''] Where'd we go to end up here? So, obviously, we got all the haters and fakers and the toxic sinners, that really- that tried to manipulate me and so much - I mean, just... [''[[Stress sigh|sigh]]''] that was a mess of good grief right there, why did y'all have to do that? [''shakes head''] You all really erroneously misunderstood me, period [''sigh''] And just, that was a whole mess up. I mean, shoot, even all of y'all with your frickin' ''smut fictions''! I know a num- I know some of you out of the minority that are the worst. That are the worst, out of the majority being actually good. Okay? Now you of the minority. You've written those smut fanfictions. You [[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder|shipped me]] with Barbara. You ''shipped'' me with that- with that [[Snorlax]] [''shakes head'']. And I've worse shit-

[''sudden cut''] Barbara was definitely not the perfect mother with me. Just... she- that was not the perfect mother-[[Transgender|daughter]] relationship there, period. Cause, uh, growing up, there was the times of abuse, even though there was the love and caring there throughout. But that was a whole different kettle of fish right there. [''sigh''] But yeah, the bullying, the [[Twin Falling Towers|terrorizing]], and all that, they really fucked me up. I feel so... just enough said right there. But hey, you're never gonna make me commit suicide, period. And that was the intention that [[Bella]] had, in all her chopped and screwed-up recordings, with all the intention of manipulating me into that. But hey, I foreknew she was gonna do that, I tested her. At the time, I only- I treated her like, you know, just as a [[Gal-pal|friend]], tried to get her to be on the good side, but obviously she failed, just as I foreknew that the relationship between Dylan and Taylor, that was not gonna last. He abused her [''pounds desk'']. I gave her support [''pounds desk''] on that livestream when I went on there. Just support and kindness, cause I appreciated her as an artist and an individual, which was more than I could say for Dylan at the time. [''sigh''] But yeah, Bella was actually going to record me and [[Fiona|Fifi]] having [[Chris and sex|done something]] at the hotel, had I actually made it to [[BABSCon]]. But fortunately, that didn't quite happen. She wou- she, one way or another, would've gotten me to [[Jail Saga|jail]], or tried to get me to commit suicide, on the whole different [''unintelligible'']. But hey, she failed, [''pounds desk''] she didn't do that, I took the initiative in my own hands, so... I let mys- I let mys- I let divine intervention and timing and everything to send me- just let me go to jail, spend my time suffering and spending the time

[[Messiah complex|FOR YOUR SINS,]]

you fuckin' - fuckin' toxic ones. Now, I meditated and learned everything. [[Chris and reality|I am ''Jesús'' Christ reincarnated]], I am the one avatar of all existence, and I'm gonna see that there is nothing but good and righteousness and light-powered individuals, and [''pounds desk''] encouraging all the neutrals to be good, period. Just like I'm trying to do in this video and statement right now, setting the record straight. But I was proven innocent, and they couldn't place me anywhere, which is why they kept me in jail for so long, they didn't know what to do with me. They didn't know what to do with somebody who was ''frickin' autistic'', [''unintelligible''] putting your words in. Yeesh. They didn't know what to do. They just kept me in jail, cause they didn't know where to place me. But fortunately, they did know where to place me eventually, so... that happened, I'm safe and doing better, okay? [''sigh''] But I did nothing wrong, and only the [[Unholy Tetrad|certain individuals online]], they had wrongfully manipulated and controlled me, and my own narrative, but no more. I take control of my own narrative from now on, not you! Not you lot of haters and fakers [''pounds desk'']! [''sigh''] I am a much better individual than that. Y'all shoulda known better of me than that than- [''pounds desk''] that is enough of the mislabelings and the misconceptions. Just, that's enough.

And a whole lot of the sex commentary, was me being misled by the suggestion of those individuals, especially those [[Sweetheart|theoretical exes of mine]]. And I was [[Chris and the law|proven innocent by court of law]] and released [''pounds desk''], simple as that. And also, just putting this out there, do not be an ableist. I mean, those of you, neurotypical, thinking you're able, whatever - there is at least one thing that is totally disabled about you, period. So [''pounds desk''] don't- do not hate others for things that you are yourself, period. There is no need to hate on anyone. Or even yourself. A flaw is a flaw, a blessing is a blessing, and a flaw can be a blessing in disguise. So you meditate on that. And stop hating, for such a flaw. And I am a living, breathing individual. And I am not to be [[Kimmi|objectified]] in any way, any more.

Cause... yeah. But yeah. In that Bella was the real sex criminal in that. She really wanted to try to get me into something, she's a real criminal. Fuckin' biiitch! [[Calling Out Saga|Callin' her out]]. Call her out: Isabella Janken [''sic''], she's the real sex criminal, period. She did a whole mess of adulteration and manipulation and things in her own words and acts and insinuations and everything. Okay. [''sighs twice''] But to end this on a more positive note, so, the girl y'all have seen me with in the past few weeks, I'll tell you something about her. She's a friend of mine, and I refer to her only as Flutter, because she likes [[My Little Pony|fluttershy]], okay? I met her in Lynchburg, she got in touch with me while I was in jail, and we managed to meet, we managed to bond and connect with each other as friends. And she is literally thirty years old, despite the way - despite her physicality. I-

[''sudden cut''] But anyway, just pretty much straightforward right there, letting you know about that. And I just felt like I needed to say all of that, clear the air. There is nothing wrong with being associated with me, period. I am sick and tired of being blocked by anyone, including and especially by those of whom I appreciate. And I do have friends, that do have great appreciation of me. Of which more than I can say than some, I mean, you all, even [[Megan Schroeder]], had your chance to actually be kind and compassionate and friends with me for the longer run. [''pause''] Cause that's enough said right there. ['sigh'] Just felt like I needed to get that off, otherwise I might have had a sleepless night. [''deep breath''] Ah. Thank you.

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Affair with Mother

2021-08-02T05:13:55Z

Ericitos Verdes: /* Discovery and arrest */

{{ongoing}}
{{Honest}}

{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''<ref name="admission" />.

A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a "Fiona" - apparently an autistic tiktoker who was going to visit Everfree NorthWest prior to the revelations of incest. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is alledgedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.
===Transcript===
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really [inaudible] G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
}}

An uncut version was later released by an alleged accessory of ''10thanonymous'', ''ternarymercury'' on Youtube<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Sjs3ZM8-Q</ref>, consisting of a few minutes of discussion on miscellaneous errata and an unknown individual "Fiona", alledgedly an autistic woman who was going to visit Everfree Northwest prior to the release of the leaks. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As of 31 July, Chris has not been criminally charged. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] until Null could have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account, a process which Null claimed could take up to three days (in fact the money reached Chris's account the next day). Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

===Discovery and arrest===

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On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] parked at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée and some friends, livestreamed themselves [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out and went about knocking on every door on the second floor. Chris did not answer the door and the group was told to leave by a motel employee. They went to Regency Mall across the street, while still streaming, to wait around and because it was suspected that Chris might be there if not in his room.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"]]

Later that afternoon, they were tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel and arrived back in time to see two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room. Ralph continued to film for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. Chris remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref>

Chris is currently being held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> Calls to the Sheriff's Office have confirmed that he is being held on a charge of incest. Although the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female, this does not mean that he will be put in women's prison if convicted; although Chris has legally self-identified as female (e.g. on his driver's license), transgender inmates in Virgnia are only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris [[Un-clit|has not]].

Of note is that the charge against Chris is listen on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild", presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]

==References==

Affair with Mother

2021-08-02T04:58:05Z

Ericitos Verdes: /* Discovery and presumed arrest */

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{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''<ref name="admission" />.

A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a "Fiona" - apparently an autistic tiktoker who was going to visit Everfree NorthWest prior to the revelations of incest. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is alledgedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.
===Transcript===
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really [inaudible] G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
}}

An uncut version was later released by an alleged accessory of ''10thanonymous'', ''ternarymercury'' on Youtube<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Sjs3ZM8-Q</ref>, consisting of a few minutes of discussion on miscellaneous errata and an unknown individual "Fiona", alledgedly an autistic woman who was going to visit Everfree Northwest prior to the release of the leaks. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As of 31 July, Chris has not been criminally charged. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] until Null could have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account, a process which Null claimed could take up to three days (in fact the money reached Chris's account the next day). Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

===Discovery and arrest===

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On the evening of the 31st of July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] parked at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée and some friends, livestreamed themselves [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out and went about knocking on every door on the second floor. Chris did not answer the door and they were told to leave by a motel employee. They went to Regency Mall across the street, while still streaming, to wait around and because it was suspected that Chris might go there.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"]]

Later that afternoon, they were tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel and arrived in time to see two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room. Ralph continued to film for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. Chris remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest, though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref>

Chris is currently being held without bail at Henrico County Jail West.<ref>http://www.henricosheriff.org/search/</ref> Calls to the Sheriff's Office have confirmed that he is being held on a charge of incest. Although the Sheriff's Office website gives his gender as female, this does not mean that he will be put in women's prison if convicted; although Chris has legally self-identified as female (e.g. on his driver's license), transgender inmates in Virgnia are only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery, which Chris [[Un-clit|has not]].

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]

==References==

Affair with Mother

2021-08-01T23:39:36Z

Ericitos Verdes:

{{ongoing}}
{{Honest}}

{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''<ref name="admission" />.

A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a "Fiona" - apparently an autistic tiktoker who was going to visit Everfree NorthWest prior to the revelations of incest. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is alledgedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.
===Transcript===
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really [inaudible] G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
}}

An uncut version was later released by an alleged accessory of ''10thanonymous'', ''ternarymercury'' on Youtube<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Sjs3ZM8-Q</ref>, consisting of a few minutes of discussion on miscellaneous errata and an unknown individual "Fiona", alledgedly an autistic woman who was going to visit Everfree Northwest prior to the release of the leaks. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child is a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As of 31 July, Chris has not been criminally charged. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] until Null could have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account, a process which Null claimed to take up to three days. Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to the mall as soon as it opened in the morning to loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb, or had gained access to Barb's bank account himself, in violation of the emergency protection order either way. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

===Discovery and presumed arrest===

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On the evening of the 31st of July, Reddit user ''Chrisisaman'' located [[Son-chu]] parked at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée, [[Ween|drove to the hotel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but were unable to find him in his room (apparently having the wrong room number), told to leave by a hotel employee, and started driving off.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"]]

However, while driving, they were tipped off that four police cars had arrived at the hotel and arrived in time to see two officers perp-walking Chris out from his room. Ralph continued to film while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car, presumably arresting him (though it is unclear exactly what the cops said to Chris), and left without answering Ralph's questions<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref>.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]

==References==

Affair with Mother

2021-08-01T22:59:44Z

Ericitos Verdes:

{{ongoing}}
{{Honest}}

{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''<ref name="admission" />.

A screenshot was also leaked to the farms from a "Fiona" - apparently an autistic tiktoker who was going to visit Everfree NorthWest prior to the revelations of incest. The screenshot depicts Barb apparently masturbating, and is alledgedly a screenshot from a video in which Chris and Barb engage in oral and digital sex<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-562#post-9586952</ref>.
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really [inaudible] G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
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An uncut version was later released by an alleged accessory of ''10thanonymous'', ''ternarymercury'' on Youtube<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6Sjs3ZM8-Q</ref>, consisting of a few minutes of discussion on miscellaneous errata and an unknown individual "Fiona", alledgedly an autistic woman who was going to visit Everfree Northwest prior to the release of the leaks. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-563#post-9586962</ref>

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child is a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As of 31 July, Chris has not been criminally charged. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] until Null could have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account, a process which Null claimed to take up to three days. Chris told Null in his messages that he was spending the night of 30-31 July in his car and that he would go to the mall as soon as it opened in the morning to loiter there. The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]]. This suggests that the family members with whom he intended to stay are his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in the Richmond area, and that they did not rescind their invitation until he had actually arrived at their home.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb, or had gained access to Barb's bank account himself, in violation of the emergency protection order either way. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

===Discovery and presumed arrest===

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On the evening of the 31st of July, Reddit user ''Chrisisaman'' located [[Son-chu]] parked at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/]</ref>. The next day (1 August), [[Orbiter Wave|a number of people]] attempted, or said they would attempt, to contact Chris there. The most significant was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who, along with his fiancée, [[Ween|drove to the hotel to meet Chris]]. They ordered a [[Obesity|pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but were unable to find him in his room (apparently having the wrong room number), told to leave by a hotel employee, and started driving off.

[[File:Arrestchu.jpg|thumb|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him"]]

However, while driving, they were tipped off that four police cars had arrived at the hotel and arrived in time to see two officers perp-walking Chris out from his room. Ralph continued to film while the police talked to Chris, occasionally yelling comments himself which Chris sometimes responded to. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car, presumably arresting him, and left without answering Ralph's questions<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/</ref>.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
*[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]

==References==

Welfare check

2021-08-01T02:48:33Z

Ericitos Verdes:

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:''For the Social Security checks, see [[monthly tugboat]].

{{quote|Oh, People. Did I Not tell all of you to Not Contact Animal Control? Because we’ve just had a visitor who came to check on us! Good Grief!|Chris after claiming he couldn't afford medication for his [[cats]].<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1058520243553927170</ref>}}

A '''welfare check''' is a check conducted by officers to determine the safety of people and animals. [[Chris]], [[Barbara]], and the [[Chandler Cats]] have been subjects of welfare checks.

==Catalysts==
Exaggerating health issues while [[beg]]ging for money and Chris's history of ineptitude towards his pets are frequent catalysts for both concerned [[fans]] and [[weens]] alike to request welfare checks.

One of the first welfare checks requested for the Chandlers came about from [[Donations Required, Serious. Please help]], a June 2016 begging video in which Barbara and Chris exaggerate an emergency by claiming they need money for Barbara's asthma medicine and stage the scene to imply that Barbara's health is in imminent danger without the medicine. A concerned fan requested a welfare check, and the officer replied stating that he had spoken with Barbara over the phone and that everything was okay.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-6-14-donations-required-serious-please-help.21590/page-13#post-1525966Z</ref> Despite that episode, the Chandlers continued to make several more begging videos over the years in which Barbara exaggerates her health issues for more money.

==July 2021==

On 30 July 2021, following leaks alleging that Chris was engaging in [[incest]] with Barb, the Greene County Police came to 14 Branchland Court for another welfare check<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>. Though the details of their interaction with the police are unknown, Barb was taken to a hospital for further medical inspection while an emergency protective order was issued against Chris, temporarily prohibiting him from contacting her.

==References==
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{{Fantasies}}
{{Money}}

Affair with Mother

2021-08-01T02:40:38Z

Ericitos Verdes:

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{{Honest}}

{{quote|You used to do that more flirtingly.|Chris to [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] on a [[Twitch#CLog 04172018 - Buy My Toys|Twitch stream]], indirectly warning us of what was to come.}}

'''Incest''' refers to sexual activities between persons related by kin. On 29 [[July 2021]], evidence emerged on [[Reddit]] that Chris had engaged in sexual activities with [[Barbara]], his mother, since June 2021.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/oudn5m/chris_chan_admits_to_having_sex_with_his_mother/></ref> A leaked audio recording and incriminating text messages between Chris and a persona named "Bella" showed that Chris had discussed masturbating his elderly mother and his attempts to stimulate his mother's {{w|G-spot}}, and explicitly compared her sexual experiences with 8 other previous men, including his father, [[Bob]], and their inability to provide his mother with an orgasm.

Early on the morning of 30 July, prompted by someone reporting the leaks, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]], at which point Chris was issued an emergency protective order, forbidding contact between Chris and Barbara, and preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Barbara was removed to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/</ref>

On 30 July 2021, Chris admitted the authenticity of the recordings to YouTuber Dillin Thomas.<ref name="admission">https://twitter.com/DHTDillinThomas/status/1421244971894534147</ref>

==Allegations==
In the leaks, it is alleged that Chris and his mother engaged in substantial sexual activity, including Chris masturbating his mother, and engaging in penetrative intercourse with her. It is further alleged that his mother compared him to various other sexual partners, including Chris's father.
{{quote|Also made another attempt at rubbing her vagina, externally at first, the then slipping in between the lips and rubbing the inner labia. The she told me to stop. She's getting more used to being played down there by hand. | Text message from Chris to an unknown troll}}
{{quote|And obviously those out of the eight guys, counting [[Bob|Robertchu]], before me were not hitting her G-Spot as much with their cocks. I had attempted the first night to rub her in there; i found her spot, but it hurt her. But, alternatively, I did find that at cunnilingus, I was good at it with my tongue|Chris comparing his sexual activities with his father's sexual activities}}

The leaked audio likewise contained graphic descriptions of sexual activity, which Chris alludes to as the veracity of "incest fanfics". The authenticity of the recording was confirmed by Chris to Dillon Thomas, though it is believed that the recording may have been doctored to remove identifying information on "Bella" - a troll persona operated by ''10thanonymous''.<ref name="admission" />
===Transcript ===
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'''CHRIS''': "Um, so yeah she's [Barbara Chandler] got a really [inaudible] G-spot because apparently I don't believe her -- I don't believe he ever, Mr. C [Robert Chandler], any of her past boyfriends, ex-husbands... haven't really reached and hit her G-spot really with their dicks."

'''BELLA''': "Right... right..."

'''CHRIS''': "They haven't, they have, they, were more focused on..."

'''BELLA''': "[coughs]"

'''CHRIS''': "...pleasuring themselves, really. As opposed to focusing on her, which -- that's my focus."

'''BELLA''': "Right. [inaudible], true. Um, for like, [inaudible] make sure to have uh, a lot of fun, make sure to have a, you know, push [censored] and have a lot of fun with her, right? Because, um..."

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, because now you're doing this for your mom, uh, make sure -- I'll be there, I'll be there watching you guys to make sure that nobody is trying to... sorry, my throat... nobody's trying to hurt you, do anything, I'll take photos of you two. The dance will be awesome. We could take turns. I'd like to dance with her too, and then you guys could take like the slow dance and whatever. And uh..."

'''CHRIS''': "My mom and all the other [inaudible]..."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah, right."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] before they can register as well."

'''BELLA''': "But how are you feeling, '''CHRIS'''tine? How are you feeling? Because I know there's a lot of societal pressure on you about like um, this thing with Barbara. A lot of societal pressure and a lot of people, you know, consciously who judge, like would judge, and you know, thereís a lot of eyes on you. It must be very stressful."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, it is."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, I can imagine. I'm so sorry about all that stuff, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Well, still [inaudible] we still have Magi-chan and Cryzel to dance with."

'''BELLA''': "You always have -- I, okay..."

'''CHRIS''': "Incest fanfics that come true and shit."

'''BELLA''': "I didn't even know there was such a thing. I didn't even know there was incest fanfics. Were there about you and Barbara? I can't believe that. I didn't even think that. I, I knew you guys had a good relationship but I always thought, uh, because I'm not huge on '''CHRIS'''tory and, you know, whatever, I just thought that the whole Sonichu franchise was very interesting. And that's how I, um, got into you when I was younger, right? But I had, I, I didn't have any idea that Barbara was um, that Barbara knew that you had that sort of relationship. I never got any of those uh, vibes. But, um, how did you approach her?"

'''CHRIS''': "I approached her with care and caution..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm?"

'''CHRIS''': "And it was a, it was a time for us. So I just gave her comfort and talked with her and we just branched out slow and steady, then I, I encouraged her positively; let her make the first move. And she wanted to do it, and she..."

'''BELLA''': "Oh she did? Really? She made the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Oh. Oh, really? Wow, Barbara! [Laughs] How, how did she do it, if you don't me asking? What was the first move?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I don't remember exactly. Um, well that was her first move, from my first approach, was... Eh, I forgot what exactly, what termin... what terminology and approach I used but I approached with care and caution."

'''BELLA''': "That's good."

'''CHRIS''': "And I was... I was most, I was direct and upfront with her for the most part."

'''BELLA''': "That's good. How did she respond when you, when you um, when you approached her? What's she say?"

'''CHRIS''': "I don't, I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was kind of, I think, she was partially confused at one point but, but then she came around, obviously, with the more approaching, with the more approaching that I was doing with her along the way."

'''BELLA''': "Right. So she, so she got into it. How was, did you, how was the first kiss? You kissed her, how did that feel having known this woman for your whole life? How did that feel?"

'''CHRIS''': "Oh, yeah, I mean, it was simple, uh, lip, lip lock, lip-to-lip kiss, but yeah. It was actually good. It felt right."

'''BELLA''': "When did you start having feelings for Barbara?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, obviously for, well, for a long time, I mean, I remember you mentioning some time ago about my fantasy where I had dreams where I had, I had sex with her, obviously. So..."

'''BELLA''': "Really? Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, but yeah, that's right. The Oedipus complex."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, the Oedipus complex! That's right, yeah. Yeah, that's right. Uh. How, how, if you don't mind me asking -- I know this is probably personal, you don't have to answer. How was the sex?"

'''CHRIS''': "Uh, I'd say it was satisfactory. It took a while, it took a few tries to [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "It took a few tries? Yeah. She is old, she is older."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, plus, uh also, she's very understanding about the whole thing is, when I was direct with her, still direct and honest with her, I made sure that I obviously, I'm never going to propose marriage to her at all, because we're already daughter and mom."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah, mother and daughter. You know, they say there's no stronger bond than a mother and her daughter. Sorry?"

'''CHRIS''': "We've been doing it every third night, and the first might be on June 7th."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, you have a routine? Huh."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Well, you still have a stable, you have a stable relationship because you know it's not going to end if anything happened. You'd still be, you'd still be, you know, you'd still be mother and daughter. It's not going to like, be an explosive break up, right? That's, at least that's comforting."

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. So you said since June, June?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, It took us a few nights to, it took us a few nights to figure, figure out what made, what felt right and what didn't feel right, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Does your mother enjoy it?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. She's having, yeah she's having a good time, literally."

'''BELLA''': "She is? She's having a good time?"

'''CHRIS''': "She'll -- Yes, sh -- well, we're, we figured it out."

'''BELLA''': "That's great to hear. Do you guys act more like mother and daughter, or do you guys act more like, you know, lovers, when.... Like say, you come home from, you know, the supermarket and you see Barbara. Uh, would you say 'Hey sweetheart' or do you say 'Hi mom?'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah I'm, I'm, I haven't called her 'mom' in quite some time now."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, really?"

'''CHRIS''': "So, yeah, I'm, I'm more often calling her 'love' at this point."

'''BELLA''': "But you recently started dating Fiona, isn't that, that's true, right? An open relationship?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah it, it's, it's, yeah between Barbara and I it is an open relationship and I made that very clear with her."

'''BELLA''': "Right. Is Barbara dating anybody else?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, uh, she's not."

'''BELLA''': "No? But she's fine with you dating other people, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, she's okay."

'''BELLA''': "Do you guys go on any dates or anything romantic like that?"

'''CHRIS''': "Mm, well, I'll be, well not anything extravagant but we do, uh, as often as possible, eat at the dinner table together."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "We haven't been able to picnic much lately because I've had to switch to a soup diet becau -- after getting the crown..."

'''BELLA''': "Uh-huh."

'''CHRIS''': "...my tooth."

'''BELLA''': "Oh, did you?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. It feels right to remember her inner child [inaudible]."

'''BELLA''': "Right. That's true, yeah."

'''CHRIS''': "[inaudible] As well. But I, but I'm encouraging her towards the possibi, towards the positives and, you know, be my homemaker."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. Yeah knowing, knowing you '''CHRIS'''tine, I think that, uh, because you, I, I know, I noticed that she was mature, you know, and she's mature and she's wise. She's wise in her ways and um, you know, she has experience and she loves you, and you two have a great relationship. But wouldn't you want somebody who's younger? Right? To keep up more with your energy?"

'''CHRIS''': "Obviously."

'''BELLA''': "Yeah. A lot of time with your mom, like whatever you have left with her, that makes sense. Because, you know, you don't know how, how long she has left so you just wanna, you just don't want her to be lonely or anything, right?"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah, obviously. But yeah, still uh, would want somebody who was younger than, who is younger or close to my age, obviously, I don't know, maybe."

'''BELLA''': "You don't want anyone who's younger?"

'''CHRIS''': "Um, not too many, not too many other at this, at this time. But, I mean, obviously uh, with my affirmations on, on attracting my twin flame, we, we proceed towards it more slowly."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm. Sorry, I'm tuning (?) the volume, for my, I can't, I have a really bad ear because I just, I got sick, like, you can hear it in my voice. Itís hard to hear anything at all. But I can hear you now. Go ahead."

'''CHRIS''': "Alright. So anyway, um, every -- with the, with the events and everything and I was feeling like, I really needed a sexual release, and..."

'''BELLA''': "Mhm."

'''CHRIS''': "Not too many, not too many individuals on this side of the iron curtain were coming up to plate (?) right, right down there, so..."

'''BELLA''': "Right."

'''CHRIS''': "And then the everything was coming into good alignment and it was good [inaudible] Emmanuel, you know, guide. Just said that it was okay and managed to guide me towards..."

'''BELLA''': "God said this was okay? Yeah, then you don't have anything to worry about if God himself said 'This is fine.'"

'''CHRIS''': "Yeah. And uh, so yeah. I gave it a lot of thought myself and I was like 'Okay, so I'll take a dive for it,' so..."

'''BELLA''': "But how did this happen? How did this come about?"

'''CHRIS''': "Well, among which just mainly I'm just, really, really horny and I needed a true and honest, uh, relationship to come about, so... Obviously, this was one of the best way to do it despite it being with uh... I don't want to believe in labels at all but I mean obviously..."
}}

==Prior events==
In general, the relationship between Chris and his mother has always been seen as a "little too close", likely due to his mother's overly coddling nature towards him in his early life all through to his adult one. It has been keenly noted during the [[DoopieDoOver|Doopie Saga]] that Chris has used the words "[[darling]]" and "dear", commonly reserved for romantic relationships, to refer to his mother.

Many christorians have noted that potential tells or patterns that would indicate sexual activity between Chris and his mother have been made previously. As early as 2016, the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] noted that at Chris's plea arrangement, Chris and his mother were touching each other in an unusually intimate and inappropriate fashion<ref>[[26 December 2014]]</ref>. As recently as 2019, Chris, whilst roleplaying as Magichan referred to his mother as a "guilty pleasure waifu''[sic]''". Further, in 2016, Chris admitted to having dreams of having sex with his mother, in a facebook post stating that "I, myself, Did have dreams of having sex with my mother"<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts]]</ref>.Troll [[Arthur Spatchcock]] disclosed on the Kiwifarms that following the [[Destruction of Chris's house]], Chris and his mother were routinely spooning. At the time, Chris denied any impropriety, stating "I am not a 'Bates'. OMG."<ref>[[Misc texts]]</ref>.

==Subsequent events==

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child is a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration. As of 31 July, Chris has not been criminally charged. As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he has been removed from his home. Initial plans to stay with extended family were disrupted after the invitation was rescinded. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel, and was told by [[Null]] to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for a few days to allow for Null to have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended, prior to the incest allegations, for Chris to attend [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account.

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention<ref>https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/attachments/2394/2394447-d0e4abd4c07820fdae2dcfa3b1f9b4dd.jpg</ref>, which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #Chris-chan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th<ref>https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend</ref>, exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan.

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] saga, found that Chris had received $750 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb, or had gained access to Barb's bank account himself, in violation of the emergency protection order either way. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Chris mentioned that he planned to spend the day at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|the mall]], presumably spending some of the $750. Whether he followed through has not been confirmed.

Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null cut contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-incest-leak-chris-has-been-removed-from-14-branchland-court.96559/page-407#post-9580110</ref>.

Later that day, Null posted an exchange he had with Chris on 5 July, where Chris claimed to be in a sexual relationship with an older woman who he was reluctant to share details about, but mentioned that she had once worked as an accountant (Barb's pre-retirement profession) and that the affair was "something out an [[anime]] or fan fiction" - reminiscent of a statement in the leaked conversation about "incest fanfics come true". <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/everything-chris-told-me-about-his-girlfriend.96659/</ref>

==See Also==
*[[Chris and Sex]]
==References==

CWC-isms

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One of [[Chris]]'s most notorious features is his strange vocabulary. Like many children who don't feel comfortable referring to [[Honest Content|adult concepts]] directly, Chris often resorts to creating cutesy euphemisms for a lot of words that anyone else his age would generally use with little reservation, which is common with autistic people. While some of them are understandable — after all, nobody would really relish discussing their [[Butt garments|diapers]] — others, such as "[[tobacky]]" instead of "tobacco", only serve to turn an otherwise normal sentence into an advertisement for Chris's childish nature. Others are attempts to be clever that fail miserably, for example, he refers to [[semen]] as "[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|navy]]", because semen sounds like sea men, [[Random-access humor|get it?]] Combine this with the idiosyncratic speech patterns that are common among [[autism|autistics]], and you get his so-called '''CWC-isms'''.

CWC-isms may be combinations or butchered versions of words or phrases that already exist, entirely new words, commonplace words that he uses repeatedly in a peculiar or obsessive way, or entirely new phrases that Chris often has to explain afterwards because nobody knows what he's talking about.

==Primary categories of CWC-isms==
There are 5 main types of CWC-isms:
# '''CWC-neologism''' - a ''new'' word or phrase, which didn't exist before, and was first ''created by Chris''. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#L|Lovehogs]]'', a portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehogs".
# '''CWC-euphemism''' - a ''preexisting'' word or phrase, which Chris for some strange reason gave a ''totally different meaning'' than it was meant to. Example: ''[[Duck]]'', meant to denote a bird, Chris uses it to denote his penis.
# '''CWC-anachronism''' - an ''obscure'' word or phrase which Chris has learned somewhere and now likes to utter pretty often, and which ''became characteristic'' for Chris's way of speaking/writing. Example: ''[[CWC-isms#U|Uncouth]]'', an obscure word Chris used to tell people how much of a jerk he perceive they're being to him.
# '''CWC-misspelling''' - only the ''most notable'' of Chris's ''misspellings'': those, which became characteristic for Chris's way of writing. Example: ''[[Geinus]]'', what he deems himself to be.
# '''Other shit''' - or Miscellaneous.


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==#==
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;[[4-Cent Garbage]]
<blockquote>
1. (''noun'') The headquarters of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4-Chan]] trolls in [[Sonichu]].

<blockquote> ''You will recognize her [?] as your sweetheart because from a fav- from a favor on her half, your internal clock will be restored fully, your enemies of '''4-cent-garbage''' will be vanquished, so you both will live together in peace. Live freely.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

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==A==
|-
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;abreast
<blockquote>
1. (''adjective'') full of; filled with.

<blockquote>''It was not until after saving the city from the forces of Count Graduon and his minions, that she realized her form's new assets. And she was '''abreast''' with delight and glee when she found not the Male Part, but a Vagina! grin emoticon.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''In fact, while I am fairly educated about Tribadism and '''abreast''' with theories, I would appreciate some experience with a lesbian or two who knows what she likes to enlighten me better, including on sensual massage and all that.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/May_2015_Facebook_posts</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Like with many other words he isn't so familiar with, Chris uses this word in order to sound smart, failing to realize that the word "abreast" actually means "adjacent".<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/abreast</ref> A possible confusion with the word "abound".</blockquote>

;Adult Swim
<blockquote>
1. (''adjective'') pornographic or otherwise "NSFW"; containing [[Honest Content|adult content]].

<blockquote>''She still has a great drawing style, even for the '''Adult Swim''' section."<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/night-star-delivers-christines-side-of-the-story.33062/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refers to the Cartoon Network block, [[Adult Swim]]. Chris seemed to only consider the "Adult" part of this block's name, and therefore assumed he could use this phrase to describe anything that's "adult" to him.

</blockquote>

;adulterous
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Of an [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|adult]] and mature nature

<blockquote>''Originally it was supposed to be like, you know, like ages 7 and up, but then I end up going to the content, uh, it could be considered, be like, be like definitely be considered '''adulterous'''.''<ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: usually used to describe people who [[Ivy|cheat]] on their [[Blanca Weiss|partners]] (i.e. guilty of adultery), Chris only notices the "adult" component of the word.

2. ''(adjective)'' Insult of unclear nature
<blockquote>''Heeeeey, folks! It's me, [[Clyde Cash]]. I am the ruler of the internet and the internet trolls. I am an '''adulterous''' foe, a bastard and a self-righteous idiot who spends his time wallowing and trolling the one Christian Weston Chandler, and making up a whole bunch of dadgum rumors all over the internet!''<ref>[[100 2267]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris simply throws out the insult without a clear understanding of the word. Possibly referring to Clyde taking [[PandaHalo]] from Chris, though this is more aptly described as cuckoldry.

</blockquote>

;among which
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' Among other things. Et cetera. Also. Additionally

<blockquote>'''''Among which''' I can project myself to (the Ninja Turtles universe)''<ref>[[Dankula]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: [[Autism|Uncertain]]. Chris adopted this phrase and began using it heavily in a number of different contexts through-out 2018. Perhaps the clearest example of chris's over-use of "among which" is the [[Dankula|Count Dankula interview]], where Chris uses the phrase no less than ten times.

</blockquote>

;an' anurr thing
<blockquote>
1. ''(Phrase, transitionary)'' Signifies that Chris wishes to make another point about a subject he is discussing, and that he wishes he were Peter Falk.

<blockquote>''An' anurr thing...CHRIS. Your for real- your real name, as I have been told by Kacey, is only Chris Chandler! No "-tian," no "-topher," just Chris! So, admit that. '''An' anurr thing''', I NAME is NOT IAN! BRANDON!!! SOMETHING!!!!!''<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: a corruption of "and another thing". Used constantly when Chris is angry.

</blockquote>
;[[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]]
[[Image:Anch.PNG|right|thumb|Chris and Sonichu amazed by the Anchuent Prophecy]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(adjective)'' Describes anything that is archaic in the ''Sonichu'' canon.

<blockquote>
''Well, what's this? I'm havin' an upgrade? Huh! Huh! My- my powers are given me the ability to fly with my wings attached to my head! It's like a w- it's like an add-on! That's optional! Huh! Must have been done by '''Anchuent''' Powers, so awesome I can fly now! Huh!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially, "anchuent" was taken to be a misspelling of the word "ancient" given Chris's [[Chris and English|poor grasp of the English language]]. Over time, however, it was revealed that "anchuent" was meant to be a portmanteau of the words "ancient" and "Sonichu", adding the "chu" part of "Sonichu" into the word "ancient".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_3_Official_Videobook</ref> </blockquote>

;and such
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' And additional items; to add to a list.

<blockquote>''At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera '''and such'''.''<ref>[[CWC Blog|Cwcipedia captain's log, 25 November 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris understands the term's meaning, but uses it superfluously.
</blockquote>

;artery

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' art.

<blockquote>''Good evening, but between this and the, uh, oh, and the other clips I would like to present you, uh, a few examples of hand '''artery'''.''<ref>[[CWC - Hand Drawn Original]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Not to be confused with the term for blood vessels. Chris doesn't seem to realize "art" is already a noun and doesn't need the suffix.
</blockquote>

;as such

<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' In the manner previously described.

<blockquote>''They just hated me because they don't, they did not understand people with autism. And so they tortured me '''as such'''.''<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris overuses this phrase to the point of self-parody. He's either tacking it on to fill space when he can't think of the next thing to say, or he's peppering it into his language in a feeble attempt to sound intelligent.
</blockquote>

;[[Attraction Location|attraction location]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any place Chris may sit to gain the attention of any passing women, only to get promptly kicked out afterward.

<blockquote>''Also, as of early November, I was reemitted into the Fashion Square Shopping Center, and since Mid-December, I totally left the UVA as an '''Attraction Location'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having a very difficult socializing with women, thought that sitting around in a certain place and soliciting himself would be a better alternative. Therefore, it would make sense to him to sit in a location with many people in order to gain the attention of several women.</blockquote>

;attraction time

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The time that is spent at an attraction location

<blockquote>''Then, on my next visit to the mall, I felt seriously depressed about what had happened the other day; it killed my '''attraction time'''''.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;audio-sonic feeling

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the arousing feeling caused by getting hit by sound waves

<blockquote>''Here is a most '''audio-sonic feeling'''. While at the club last night, the music was loud, maybe reverberating or echoing. The music and beats literally shook up my rack! I actually Felt the music playing and reverbing within my breasts, almost like my breasts had become a pair of speakers. It Felt Amazing and Arousing!''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/cwcville/photos/a.447204945915.244245.167832525915/10152771303590916/?type=3&theater</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As shown in the quote above, Chris believed that he was sexually aroused when sound waves hit him. In actuality, sound, a vibration,<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sound</ref> creates pressure. The louder the sound, the more pressure gets created from the wave. Therefore, very loud music should be able to hit Chris given that he's a huge target, creating that "arousing" feeling, which is actually an alternation between high and low pressures.</blockquote>

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== B ==
|-
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;B-dog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Derogatory epithet for women.

<blockquote>''Then that [[Mary Lee Walsh|'''B-Dog''']] ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Retarded censorship of the word "bitch". [[Bubbles Rosechu]] is implied to say this in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], when she shouts "BEEE..!!!" at [[Silvana]].<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_8/Page_95|Issue 8 Pages 94-95}}</ref>
</blockquote>

;bally
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' round; having the texture of a perfectly round ball.

<blockquote>''I've always given her a "'''Bally'''-Scratch" where I stroke her head with all five fingers like as if I was gently squeezing a rubber ball.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2004-2006</ref></blockquote>

Origin: If one didn't know Chris was referring to his dog, Patti, and that he gives her a "Bally-scratch" on the head, one might conclude that he's fondling someone's genitals. Chris, [[CWC-isms#N|naive]] to how suggestive this sounds, gave this special kind of petting the name "Bally-scratching" because of how stroking her head felt like he was squeezing a rubber ball.</blockquote>

;Be Woman
<blockquote>1. ''(verb phrase)'' Be '''a''' woman.

<blockquote>''I am a Lesbian Transwoman; I am not confused or mentally ill about that; '''I Am Woman.'''''<ref>[[2017_tweets#Proud_to_be_a_feminist]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''How Dare You Insult and be so Inconsiderate of Her like that? '''She Is Woman'''; she would Never Revert Back.''<ref>[[NightStar2891_tweets#She_is_woman]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used regularly when Chris asserts his [[Tomgirl|transgender identity]], notable for the consistent lack of a proper article and capitalization of each word in the phrase. Originally only attested in the first person ("I Am Woman"), a post on Chris's [[Miss Night Star]] Twitter sockpuppet account uses the third person ("She Is Woman"). Technically first appears in [[Sonichu 8]] when [[The Incredible Lioness]] attacks [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], as the somewhat cliché musical reference [[wikipedia:I Am Woman|"I am woman, hear me roar!"]], which may have inspired Chris's broader use of the phrase.
</blockquote>



;[[Biological clock|biological clock]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Wikipedia:Circadian Rhythm|circadian rhythm]]

<blockquote>'''I have a lot of stored caffeene [sic] in my energy supply, and not only kept me on my toes, but has also messed up my fucking '''biological clock''' as well.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Biological_clock</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Although technically not used incorrectly in this context, the phrase "biological clock" is used exclusively for women in their child-bearing years. Possibly a confusion with "internal clock".
</blockquote>

;blangry
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' [[Chris and anger|Angry]].

<blockquote>''Oh, and how 'bout this?! I get '''BLANGRY'''! ''<ref>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Given Chris's belief that he has [[Chris and English|mastered the English language]] and his [[speech impediment]], it's likely he fucked up saying angry.
</blockquote>

;blue-printed
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Skilled in engineering.

<blockquote>''I like many others, was born a foal; to a '''blue-printed''' Pegasus and a country tomboy earth mare.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/screenshot_20171019-235945_01-png.299275/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris portrayed Bob's Pony Counterpart in [[Sonichu 12-9]] as an engineer, just like the real [[Bob]]. Due to Chris's limited vocabulary, Chris knew very little words he could use to describe Bob's profession. Derived from the word "blueprints", the plans set for the design of a product. </blockquote>

;[[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Single; particularly used on women.

<blockquote>''Ahh, well, it's been over a year and ten months now since I started my sweetheart-search; I still haven't found a '''boyfriend-free'''-caring-smoke-free-non-alcoholic-white-girl-near-my-age to build a relationship with from the ground up.''</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;Buddha belly
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Excess fat that gives a person a [[obesity|very round appearance]].

<blockquote>''Okay, well, I admit I do have a '''Buddha belly''', but I am not lazy, I do get out and about, I exercise, I jog and work out, and I eat healthy.''<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "[[Wikipedia:Buddha|Buddha]]" is a title given to several legendary figures in [[Wikipedia:Buddhism|Buddhism]]. In this case, Chris is making reference to [[wikipedia:Budai|Budai]], who is often known as "Fat Buddha". Chris presumably picked up the phrase from the [[Family Guy]] episode "To Love and Die in Dixie."
</blockquote>

;bugbears
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' [[Trolls]], [[weens]], and other Chris-related orbiters who make him miserable.

<blockquote>''Freaking CyberBullies!!!!!!! Real '''Bugbears''', they are!''</blockquote>

Origin: Although the term was originally used to describe a race of hobgoblins made famous by [[Wikipedia:Bugbear (Dungeons & Dragons)|Dungeons & Dragons]], it's widely believed that Chris picked up the term from [[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic, which depicted them as literal bear-insect hybrids that are first seen terrorizing the ponies.
</blockquote>

;buh bye bay nose
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' but if anybody knows.

<blockquote>''If I knew who you were, I'd give you a kick in da bawls. But I can't, because I don't know who or where you are. '''Buh bye bay nose''' the whereabouts of the... [[JERKS|jerk]]... and just happens to be nearby... or within the state? Give him a swick kick for me.''<ref>[[Christian's Update 13 September 2008]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
;[[Butt garments|butt garment]]
[[Image:Ecp00065.jpg|thumb|Leaked footage of Chris in a butt garment]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an adult diaper; typically one used to control Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fecal incontenence]].

<blockquote>''The doctor corrected that they were liners; he never called them diapers. Neither did Chris- he called them “'''butt garments'''”.''</blockquote>

Origin: To avoid embarrassment from stating that he shits himself constantly, and uses diapers, Chris refers to his adult diapers as butt garments.
</blockquote>
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== C ==
|-
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;C-Log
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Captain's Log.

<blockquote>'''''C-Log''' February 4th, 2010. First off, I'm not dead, and I have a few announcements to make.''<ref>[[I am Alive]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: For quite some time, Chris has had the habit of abbreviating certain words or phrases that begin with "'''C'''", possibly for [[Chris and his Ego|his name also beginning with "'''C'''"]], as well as to put greater emphasis on the letter C in the words he abbreviates. Other examples of this kind of abbreviation include "C-Mas" and "C-Ville".
</blockquote>

;C-Mas
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Christmas

<blockquote> ''The Christmas season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the '''C-Mas''' Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents. So, Sonichu and the News Dash have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash#A_Very_Special_Holiday_Chris-chan
</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;C Ville (or C-Ville)
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' [[Charlottesville, VA]].

<blockquote>''Look, you're going to back in '''C-Ville''' tomorrow, I can meet you at the McDonalds at Forest Lakes, what time is good for our meeting?''<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Generic term for any city whose name fits the pattern of beginning with "C" and ending with "ville," e.g., [[CWCville]], Charlottesville, etc.

<blockquote>''And when you diss Cwcville you disf- you diss every "'''C Ville'''" within these United States.''<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: See ''C-Log''.
</blockquote>

;[[Captain's Log|Captain's Log]]
[[File:CWCtrek1.png|400px|right|thumb|The Autistic Generation]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The typical opening for a vlog video Chris makes to adress the fanbase, which includes the date of production.

<blockquote>'''''Captain's Log'''. Stardate: September... 24th, 2008.''</blockquote>

Origin: One may come to the conclusion that Chris may have picked up this phrase from Star Trek, however, Chris is not a fan of the Star Trek franchise, nor has he seen any clips of the show<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_3</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_14</ref>. It is more likely that Chris must have picked up the phrase from cartoons like [[Family Guy]], which references Star Trek, considering how he watched the show religiously.</blockquote>

;carniverous
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' evil, vengeful.

<blockquote>''On today's show, we will take a close-up look at the '''carniverous''' jerkops.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic5P29.htm</ref></blockquote>Origin: A misspelling of "carnivorous". It is unknown what word Chris meant to use here, but "carnivorous" certainly wasn't it.</blockquote>

;[[China|china]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Female genitalia

<blockquote>''I love dykes! DYKES! '''CHINA!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, uncomfortable with directly saying the word "vagina", decided to alter the word to a cutesy, similar-sounding word.</blockquote>

;coldest shoulder

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' to rebel.

<blockquote>''Those people like me at the very least, NOT counting all of the deceitful people I have had the displeasure of knowing who turned '''Coldest Shoulder''' Against me and STARTED all of the Online Hatred.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/April_2012_Facebook_posts</ref>

''One of which, Amanda, is one of the Part-Time Manajerks who gives her elders the '''coldest of shoulders'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Coffee_Place</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the phrase "turning a cold shoulder", a phrase used for the negligence of another person<ref>https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/turn-a-cold-shoulder-to</ref>. </blockquote>

;[[Comeuppance|comeuppance]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Male orgasm.
<blockquote>''...I feel my '''comeuppance''' and I come into your mouth, my [[semen]] is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. (...) And right after I'd given you my first round, my first '''comeuppance''', you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis...''<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' [[Semen]], usually immediately after ejaculation. ''See also: [[CWC-isms#N|Navy]]''
<blockquote>''Yeah, and I'm just gonna keep bangin' your breasts over and over again until you get the first dosage of my '''comeuppance'''!''<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris uses the sexual slang "cum" as a [[For Julie's Eyes Only|verb]] for orgasm, but he may not realize it can also be a noun referring to ejaculate. In his mind, "comeuppance" apparently serves that purpose, viz., "that which has come/cum up."

In the real world, "comeuppance" is an English noun meaning [[Wiktionary:comeuppance|outcome which is justly deserved]] based upon the common verb "come," i.e., the state of coming forward to receive judgment. He is either unaware of the original definition of the word or does not appreciate the irony of telling women he's going to give them comeuppance.

Note that the contexts of the real word and Chris's version are different. When a woman is rebuked, she receives her comeuppance; when a woman gets Chris's hot load in her face, she receives ''his'' "comeuppance."
</blockquote>

;crooks
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Those who may steal Chris's intellectual property for malicious purposes. ''(pl.)''

<blockquote>''I aways keep my eyes open for '''crooks''' who take my [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]]'s name and put it in offensive use!''<ref>''[[:File:116-CWCCop.jpg|116-CWCCop.jpg]]''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' websites, and even words on websites which communicate lies about Chris.

<blockquote>''And that [[ED]] page is one of those crooks. Every page--every word on the discussion page is a '''crook'''.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A finishing move Chris does on his adversaries in order to "curse" them, publicly or otherwise. Performed in the same way it is in Dragonball.

<blockquote>''Hmmm...'''Curse-ye-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NO_D***_WAY,_IMPOSTOR!!!</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes that he possesses [[Chris and reality#Magic|magical powers]]. Typically, these so-called magical powers would be used whenever an enemy gets in the way of whatever he wants to do, since Chris is too afraid to actually fight anyone. Therefore, he will rely on this magical power in order to gain control of whoever is giving him trouble.</blockquote>

;CWC-sense
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The ability to sense Chris's presence.

<blockquote> ''Seriously though, awesome timing coming in, just as we, and Chris, had just finished writing the lyrics...was your '''CWC-sense''' tingling?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

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== D ==
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;D.A.
<blockquote>1. ''(abbreviation)'' Unexplained, presumably a substitution to avoid the word "dumbass." Most likely ''not'' "District Attorney," although equally applicable to [[Marvey Blaziken]].

<blockquote>''You are obviously a troll trying to pick on my nerves; nice try, '''D.A.'''''<ref>[[Mailbag 15]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris intermittently decides to self-censor his profanities for the benefit of younger readers.
</blockquote>

;da
<blockquote>1. ''(article)'' [[Wikipedia:Eye dialect|Eye dialect]] spelling of the word [http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/the the].

<blockquote>''Y'all know me as [[DJ Jamsta|Jamsta Sonichu]], '''da''' DJ with da power!''<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], page 43</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris writes "the" as "da" when he intends for his characters (or himself) to sound laid-back and cool. This is most notable with Jamsta Sonichu, who is supposed to sound like a hip radio DJ and/or a [[Niggos|black man]]. Chris may intend at times to do the same thing in his verbal communications, although his [[speech impediment]] makes it difficult to tell when he actually means to say "da."
</blockquote>

;Da Update
[[File:Daupdate.jpg|thumb|400px|[[Megan]], comparing Chris's [[Chris and his Ego|attitude]] to [[Dragon Ball Z|Goku]].]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' The latest news.

2. ''(phrase)'' The most recent fail Chris is responsible for.

<blockquote>''Hey, guys! What's '''da update'''?''</blockquote>

Origin: Dialogue used by Chris, in an exceedingly awkward attempt to sound casual, in the pages of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. As Chris's [[fans]] have searched the Internet for the latest news from our hero, "da update" has become shorthand for "the latest [[Relics of Fail|failure]] Chris has committed." The phrase became legendary when posted above the Chris-chan talk page on [[ED]] (eventually the page was locked, forcing mass migration to the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]).

</blockquote>

;[[Darling|darling]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pet name used on female friends to obtain their love and trust.

<blockquote>''Thank you, Doopie '''Darling'''. :)<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Thanks.2C_darling</ref>''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris, so hellbent on being [[Chris and kindness|kind]] to just about any [[CWC-isms#N|not-troll]] he meets, thinks it would be appropriate to refer to women he doesn't know outside of the internet by pet names to sound like he really cares for them, despite it being creepy to most other people. Chris's main justification for using this word on women who don't bond with him is that the actor [[Wikipedia:Tallulah Bankhead|Tallulah Bankhead]] used this word a lot, ignoring the fact that she only did this while on set.</blockquote>

;[[Dating education|Dating Education]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' formal education in schools about dating people of the opposite sex.

<blockquote>''Also, in addition, while we also fully support Sexual Education in every high school, Christian Weston Chandler also highly recommends, and would gladly support, '''Dating Education''' classes, because, while Sex Ed is great for the eventual, well-earned intercourse after 3 or more dates, it is vital to learn what to do before that moment. It should be well0taught how to approach and ask one’s member of the opposite gender out for the very first date.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:DatingEducation.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The lack of "Dating Education classes" is something that Chris used to complain about all of the time, because he's simply incapable of finding a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]], and that it would be a great advantage for people of his type to learn how to obtain some [[CWC-isms#C|china]]. Chris doesn't understand that [[Chris and socialization|the way he behaves around people]], especially those [[Women|of the opposite sex]] has anything to do with it, and therefore should see a therapist to correct his socialization skills.</blockquote>

;detail
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A thing of importance that Chris cannot recall at any given moment.

<blockquote>''I do not have the appropriate calm state of mind to make time to READ those numerous upon numerous small-print '''details''', much less memorize them.''<ref>[[Wikipedia#May 2009 drama]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

<blockquote>2. ''(noun)'' Something that Chris does not understand.

<blockquote>''There was one I remember from then where the essay had a lot of offensive content, including smoking, and I spoke my mind on how offended I was of it. Plus other details I misunderstood that he was expecting in the assignments.'' <ref>[[Jackie E-mails 9]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's ability to retain information is questionable (unless it's about [[Sonichu (comic)|something]] [[Lego|he]] [[Pokémon|obsesses]] [[PS3|over]]). As such, he "misunderstands" and "forgets" a lot of glaringly important things, such as [[Father call|how to live on his own]] and [[Jackie E-mails 2|the fact that he cheated on Ivy]].
</blockquote>

;Did the do, to do the do
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To have sexual intercourse, likely under deceptive conditions

<blockquote>''[[Lovely Weather|Lovely]] was hot. She mistook me for myself and we went home from work that night, so Lovely and I '''did the do''', and it was awesome!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_2|Issue 10 Page 2}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Childish alteration of the common euphemism for sex, "doing it". Ripped off from [[Wikipedia:Emission_Impossible|an episode]] of [[Family Guy]].
</blockquote>

;dige
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana

<blockquote>''My name's [[Inos]]... wha' chu up to? I am eclectic on this hedge... high on the hog... you wan' som' of this '''dige''', mon?''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_70|Issue 10 Page 70}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended to be part of a coded reference to "Sonichu, Electric Hedgehog Digimon". It is not known why he changed the reference from "Pokemon" to "Digimon".
</blockquote>

;[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Used as a reference to Chris's fecal incontinence.

<blockquote>''I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF '''DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/IRC_(20_January_2009)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this phrase during an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]] with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]] after they alluded that Chris has a fondness to wear women's underwear. In order to confirm his straightness, he retorted by admitting the fact that he has "NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS". Soon after, due to how humorous the phrase sounded, it became a shorthand for trolls to refer to Chris's fecal incontinence.</blockquote>

;disabled of crafting
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Too apathetic to work

<blockquote>''Since last December with the Lulu.com problems (resolved), that has left me with a bad emotional and mental scar. Leaving me feeling '''disabled of crafting'''...''<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Too lazy to work]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris being defensive when a customer asked how he could be trusted to follow through on an order, when he had failed to send out orders from his Etsy shop, which resulted in his seller account getting closed.
</blockquote>

;Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Backstabber

<blockquote>''You could be a Better, More Supportive Friend, instead of a '''Drunk, High Aqua Teenatic''' with your sweetheart!!!''<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-10-5-mad-at-kim-wilson.34948/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A butchering of the title of the Adult Swim cartoon, [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]].</blockquote>

;[[Duck|duck]]
[[Image:BentDuck.jpg|thumb|right|An example of a bent duck]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's penis

<blockquote>''MY '''DUCK''' HUNGERS FOR TOM-TOM TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Initially "duck" was taken to be a typo of "dick" since the "u" and "i" keys are close together. It was later revealed that Chris was using this negolism as an intentional euphemism to refer to his own penis.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mumble_8</ref>

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]]</blockquote>

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== E ==
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;elbow-greased
[[Image:Elbow-Greased Strength.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris gets swole]]

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Earned from hard work and exercise

<blockquote>''There are no quotes that cite the use of this CWC-ism. It appears in his [[resume]], where he lists "elbow-greased strength" as one of his "functional skills"''</blockquote>

Origin: A misuse of the idiom, "elbow-grease", a figure of speech humorously used for tasks that involve manual labor only. </blockquote>

;[[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]''

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the characters found in Sonichu which are hybrids of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] characters and/or Pokemon.

<blockquote>''Since the inspiration and conception of Sonichu, the '''Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon''' on March 17, 2000, I have grown further in his stories, plots and adventures in a series of hand-drawn and computer-edited comic books.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_resume</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Despite the name, a majority of "Electric Hedgehog Pokemon" are neither Pokemon or hedgehogs. This misnomer may come from Chris's original characters being hybrids of two Sonic characters, both of whom are hedgehogs (Sonic and Amy Rose) and two Pokémon (Pikachu and Raichu).</blockquote>

;emotional differences

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A strong disagreement between two people.

<blockquote>''I told you! It was, it was because of, uh, '''emotional differences.'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#The_Shit_Hits_the_Fan</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris mentioned that he got terminated from [[Wendy's]] in the [[Father Call]], due to their "emotional differences", possibly meaning that a heated argument between him and his employer ensued.</blockquote>

;empirical
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' resorting to experience to gain knowledge rather than through scientific means.

<blockquote>''So, throw away the book talk; be '''empirical''' and believe what you know is fact'' <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2012_Facebook_posts#Empirical</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris attributed the nearly opposite definition of the word to Jeremy Hilary Boob PhD, a character from [[Wikipedia:Yellow Submarine|''Yellow Submarine'']]. Considering this, Chris must have picked up this strange definition from the content in the Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band''.</blockquote>

;entendre

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Charisma or attraction

<blockquote>''Too much '''entendre'''?''<ref>https://www.patreon.com/posts/15092809</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Derived from the phrase "double entendre", a figure of speech used for words or phrases with a double meaning, [[Duck|typically]] [[Raincoat|with]] [[Mass Debating|one]] [[China|of]] [[Recycling|them]] [[Pickle|being]] [[Comeuppance|risque]].<ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double%20entendre</ref> In English, the word "entendre" isn't typically used outside of the phrase itself, but in many other languages like French and Catalan, it is understood to mean "to hear" or "to understand". Chris, thinking he knows everything there is to know about the English language, once again thought he would sound smart by using this obscure word.
</blockquote>
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== F ==
|-
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;[[Fangs|fangs]]
[[File:Showing_Off_Fangs.jpg|thumb|right|How Chris imagined himself when showing off his fangs!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's canine teeth

<blockquote>''They're called Eye-Teeth, but they feel and look like '''fangs''' of a vampire, dog or something to me.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls#Your_understanding_me_fukky_.281_January_2009.29</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes his teeth to be unordinary compared to most other people's teeth. Because he believes his teeth to be menacing, he gave them the name "fangs". Once in a while, Chris would show off his decaying teeth to scare off his enemies. This usually works, although for the wrong reasons.</blockquote>

;faredoo
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection, imperative verb)'' Parting salutation, akin to "goodbye".

<blockquote>''Vessel of my loneliness for the past three years of anguish. I bid you fond...'''faredoo'''. Adieu. Fond farewell adieu...''<ref>[[The MovingFoward videos]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Accidental portmanteau of "farewell" and "adieu".
</blockquote>

;fart-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb and perverted 

<blockquote>Ha Ha! Take THAT, you '''fart-minded''', jerk MALE among ALL fart-minded, jerk Males that make up the Majority of the Worldwide Male Population! -:D<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivtWQTjXCDs</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in the comment section of a Stopmotion Lego animation, where a ''Lego'' minifigure is in a sexual relationship with a ''Lego Friends'' minifigure. Throughout this video, the minifigure acts as what Chris believes most men to be like. At the end of the video, the Lego minifigure proceeds to fart, which disgusts the Lego Friends minifigure. Also a possible butchering of the phrase "brainfart", which is used to humorously refer to a moment of absentmindedness</blockquote>

;firstly
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' A word that indicates that Chris is about to tell someone why he's right. Often not followed by an enumerated list of reasons, despite the implication.

<blockquote>'''''Firstly''', Aspergers is NOTHING Similar to Autism; Aspergers pertains to MEMORY, Autism is Social Skills. and I'm High-Functionally Autistic''<ref>[[IRC_(02_January_2009)|IRC chat, 02 January 2009]].</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Use of "firstly" to begin a list, rather than "first," is a matter of dispute among linguistic fags. "Firstly" has fallen out of common use and tends to sound more formal, perhaps overly so. Chris seems to like this formality, probably because he thinks it sounds smart.
</blockquote>

;fondful
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' fond

<blockquote>''Faithfully yours with '''fondful''' thoughts; Chris Chan.''<ref>[[Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007|Chris's email to Megan Schroeder]], 06 July 2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently doesn't understand that "fond" is already an adjective by itself.
</blockquote>

;for good-like
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' final, but with the imagined possibility otherwise.

<blockquote>''And in June of 2008, he banned me from the store '''for good-like'''.''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails|Chris's email to The Wallflower]], 18 February 2010</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusing modification of "for good".
</blockquote>

;foundate
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' To dedicate, as in a monument or building.

<blockquote>''I, Christian Weston Chandler, re-'''foundate''' this monument that is the PAGE with MY SOLE HONEST TRUTH from my sound mind and heart.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Captain.27s_Log.2C_Stardate:_June_6.2C_2009|2=Christian in his Own Words}}.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely a portmanteau of "found" and "dedicate", or a bizarre attempt to convert "foundation" into a verb.
</blockquote>

;four-boomerang-shaped symbol
[[File:Fourboom.jpg|thumb|right|"G'Day welcome to Auschwitz"]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' minced oath for "[[Wikipedia:swastika|swastika]]," especially the ''Hakenkreuz'' symbol of the Nazi Party.

<blockquote>''Like Most People, I do not care much for Adolf; he was a terrible man, and even in jest, I WOULD NEVER want to portray him, much less, his '''four-boomerang-shaped symbol''' (I know what it is called, but I do not wish to type the word).''<ref>[[Mailbag 5#That wacky Hitler|Mailbag 5]]
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris was apparently afraid to say the word "swastika," probably for the same reason he used to fear using racial slurs.
</blockquote>

;[[Fuzzy-wuzzies|fuzzy-wuzzies]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The rewards of giving Chris compliments.

<blockquote>''Compliments will get you '''fuzzy-wuzzies'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Believed to be another example of Chris' random-access humor.

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#P|prickly-wicklies]]
</blockquote>

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== G ==
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;[[Gal pal|gal-pal]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a female friend.

<blockquote>''And also, I would like to give a shout-out to...Ivy, sweet '''gal-pal''' of mine...and her friend Rachel across the hall from her, in a college within these United States!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Strangely enough, Chris rarely refers to any of his female friends as "friends", which stems from his belief that all female friends have the potential to be [[CWC-isms#S|sweethearts]]. Because of this, Chris refers to his female friends as his "girlfriends". To make it seem that he really cares for these "girlfriends", Chris refers to such women by a cutesy pet-name, namely "gal-pal".</blockquote>

;gawd
<blockquote>
1. ''(interjection)'' eye dialect of "god", Used in the place of "god" when it is used to express annoyance, shock, or pain.

<blockquote>''Life is f***ed up. (I had a real stressful Sunday afternoon) '''Gawd'''! Just... GAWD!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#STRESSFUL_SUNDAY._GAWD.21</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly meant to be used as a way past cool way to say "god" to add dramatic effect.</blockquote>

;gaybian
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a male lesbian

<blockquote>''Uh… simply put—and I am willing to say this… in sound mind and body: I… am a '''gaybian'''.''<ref>[[Chris_Comes_Out_of_the_Closet]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: With [[Clyde Cash]] threatening to harm [[Julie]], him forcing Chris to "come out of the closet", and Chris having no clue how to handle the situation, Chris thought it would be clever to admit he was gay, but yet he isn't attracted to men. Thus, he tacked on the word "gay" onto "lesbian" to create the word "gaybian".</blockquote>

;geinus
[[Image:Robotnik.jpg|thumb|I'M A MAD GEINUS! ROBOTNIK! ROBOTNIK!]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' a genius

<blockquote>''Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a mad '''geinus'''! Robotnik, Robotnik!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_1</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An accidental misspelling of "genius", this CWC-ism is the result of Chris's ability to spell, or lack thereof. In his futile attempts to spell words with "eni", he substitutes this with "ein", possibly due to his habit of spelling words phonetically.</blockquote>

;get it through your skulls
<blockquote>
1. (''phase'') Used to clarify something to your fans
<blockquote>''So everybody '''get it through your skulls''', I'm the real deal.'' <ref>[[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris used this term a lot when trying to clarify various misconceptions about him, such as his straightness, and who the real CWC was. Variations of the phrase include "GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK SKULLS", "Get it through your damn, dirty, immature skulls!", and "Get through your damn, dirty, stupid, idiotic, immature skulls".</blockquote>

;give birth, give the birth
<blockquote>
1. ''(verb)'' To transfer possession of the state of having been born, by bearing as offspring.

<blockquote>''My mother and my father are both really nice, old-fashioned-type people who not only '''gave the birth'''--gave me birth at their ages...which my mother is sixty-six, currently, and my father is currently eighty. They both just turned that way in the last couple of months. And, uh, I was born in 1982. They gave me the birth...then, and, uh, anyway, it was so nice of--for them to give me the, uh, birth during the early [[1980s]].''<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to think that a sentence like "Barbara gave birth to Christian" is grammatically equivalent to a sentence like "Barbara gave Go-bots to Christian."
</blockquote>

;go make a rhyme
<blockquote>
1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to indicate that he is in a [[Chris and writing|poetic]] mood.

<blockquote> ''Oh, Back Off, '''go make a rhyme'''. Love will come your way in good time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/913230475774369794</ref> Keep Heart, Have hope and faith. Life is a coinkie-dink strafe. Have an open heart, don’t be afraid. Your sweetie is likely in your friendship parade.''</blockquote>

Origin: Chris intended to write a rhyme in order to sound poetic in a tweet, continuing with the rhyming schtick in several subsequent ones. Due to his own laziness, the best Chris could come up with in terms of words that rhyme with "time" is "rhyme".
</blockquote>

;[[Godjesus]]
[[Image:Jesusbot.jpg|thumb|This is who Chris actually believes in.]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(shorthand)'' God and Jesus Christ.

<blockquote> ''As I have guide, as I was guide [sic] by, uh, God and Jesus. And because I, uh, cheated on Ivy lately, '''Godjesus''' were mad at me, so, even though she r-, even though she requested the recent items of question, sex-, [quietly] sexual stuff--videos and pictures--I am being punished because the trolls are getting their hands on them.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Matthew_5:27,_CWC_Confessions</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And also, who I'd like to thank, '''GodJesus''', our God and our Lord and savior, for their support, for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow, I am guided by Jesus.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_9_April_2009</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is somewhat aware of the Holy Trinity (Holy Spirit, Son, and Father), the three forms that God takes in mainstream Christianity. Despite accepting Jesus as the son of God, Chris believes that God and Jesus are essentially the same entity. As a result, whenever he mentions God, he is never reluctant to mention Jesus in the same sentence. Because of this, Chris made this CWC-ism as a shorthand of "God and Jesus".
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== H ==
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;hand-drawing
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An original drawn image, as opposed to a facsimile of that image.

<blockquote>''I mean, does that look like a printout to you? No! It's a '''HAND-DRAWING'''! It's the original hand-drawing of the back cover I constantly used! Among all the other hand drawings on my SHELF! In my BINDERS! IN THIS ROOM! In this house!''<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(verb)'' To sketch without the aid of digital technology, such as a computer.
[[Image:Chris holding a pencil.png|thumb|Chris holding a pencil|200px]]
<blockquote>''No, actually, what I thought, is that you skip the '''hand-drawing''' and you draw everything on your PhotoShop with your computer mouse.''<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's process for producing his drawings is to draw them, by hand, on physical paper, and then scan the paper into his computer and use image editing software to add effects like lettering or (for the purpose of breaking the fourth wall) photographs. He takes comfort in the belief that ownership of the original paper drawings is evidence of his authorship and will frequently cite this in defense against perceived thieves and trolls.

Chris also thinks that drawing on a computer instead of paper is an inferior method of producing artwork; he thinks the results look "blocky and low-resolution," which probably speaks more to his [[:File:179-ShineSchuChara.jpg|his own experience using MSPaint]] than the artistic quality of, for example, [[Asperchu]]. The fact that a digital artist like Alec Benson Leary is nonetheless ''using his hands'' does not seem to have occurred to Chris.
</blockquote>

;[[heart level]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his emotional state

<blockquote>''100% Change the number to change your '''heart level''' and you can write a sentence to indicate how you feel.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Heart_level</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The concept of the "heart level" most likely stems from Chris's inability to understand emotions. As an alternative, Chris tends to use video game terms in order to measure such emotions.</blockquote>

;heartsweet
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Rosey, as often as birds tweet, will you be my lovely '''heartsweet'''?''<ref>"[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Rearrangement of "sweetheart," possibly coined initially to provide more rhyming options in poetry. Chris primarily uses this term in Sonichu's dialogue, as the character's pet name for Rosechu. When speaking for himself, Chris tends to prefer "sweetheart," although the trolls use "heartsweet" in conversation with him.

''See also: [[sweetbolt]]''
</blockquote>

;heavyweight
[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|Chris does NOT look like Chris Farley]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Stockboy; person employed to move heavy objects and perform other menial labor.

<blockquote>If she gets pregnant and can't work, then I would be working. I would be working VERY HARD AND HEAVILY. [...] If I have to I would be, get one of the '''heavyweights''', that just moves the boxes around the, stock the shelves at a grocery store.<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' heavy.

<blockquote>I do not think Chris Farley looks like me at all, plus he was a LOT more '''heavyweight''' than me, and he was more wild than me.<ref>[[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, as usual, has to repurpose words rather than use the existing words that already mean what he wants to say.
</blockquote>

;[[HEXBox]]
[[File:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any of the video game consoles made by Microsoft, primarily the XBox 360.

<blockquote>I never cared for the '''HEXBox''', and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT.</blockquote>

Origin: Due to his [[Chris and brand loyalty|Brand Loyalty]], Chris had an irrational hatred for the XBox, simply because of how much you've got to pay for it to access some of its content<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_5</ref>. Because Chris viewed this device as a curse to humanity, he tacked the word "hex", which is defined as being a curse, onto the original name of the console.</blockquote>

;hide behind/under his mother's skirt
<blockquote>1. ''(idiom)'' To behave in a cowardly, immature fashion.

<blockquote>''You come to me now. Come face me like a man. Unless you want to continue being called a cow-a quivelling coward who '''hides under his mother's skirt'''.''<ref>[[Challenge for Clyde II]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An antiquated phrase alluding to children literally hiding behind their mother's skirts when frightened.
</blockquote>

;[[homo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male homosexual

<blockquote>''Yes; the '''Homos''' I have heard from try to push their damn lifestyle in my face, and I DO NOT CARE FOR THAT AT ALL; What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Common_Questions''</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' homosexual

<blockquote>''Every one of you who thinks I'm '''homo''' and calls me that—-because I am not; I'm straight! I'm straight!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(adjective)'' relating to homosexuals

<blockquote>''Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' '''Homo''' Ads MUST BE GONE!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Blog</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had a hatred for homosexuals, out of fear that he'll become one himself. Even uttering words like "gay" and "homosexual" make him uncomfortable.</blockquote>

;[[Honest Content|honest]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' NSFW, containing adult content.

<blockquote>''Parental Advisory - VERY '''HONEST''' content.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic10P97.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only has a slightly good understanding of what honesty is. However, Chris doesn't seem to understand when it's most appropriate to be honest. In his mind, to attract mates, he has to be honest all of the time, even if this includes instances of his sexual misadventures. Chris knows that he's not supposed to discuss such topics with ordinary people, so he would have to keep such things in secret. Therefore, in his mind, it would be the honest thing to do to discuss such actions.
</blockquote>

;Hurtful Truth Level
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A point at which honest criticism should be stopped so as to avoid hurting a person's feelings, regardless of the usefulness of the advice.

<blockquote>''And another thing, When constantly exceeding that '''Hurtful Truth Level''' to me, it feels like to me you're, and you may as well have, told me, "I Hate You! I Hate You!", and forget about me.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 23]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Said in an email to Jackie after she had pointed out several glaring flaws in Chris's lifestyle and personality. Rather than take her criticism to heart and improve himself, he got angry and defensive, wishing that she would show sympathy for him instead.
</blockquote>

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== I ==
|-
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;I can feel the cosmos
[[File:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Statement of achievement and oneness with the universe.

<blockquote>''I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better. '''I can feel the cosmos!''' Peace.''<ref>[[CWC Update 9 April 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by a line from the game Katamari Damacy, [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UmWxNFq6_3U "Oh, I feel it. I feel the cosmos."]
</blockquote>

;I got a fish

<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Claim that one owns a fish.

<blockquote>'''''I got a fish!''' Would ya like to make a wish?''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Got_A_Fish</ref>
''I got a fish Would ya like to make a wish?''
''I got a fiiiiiiiiish! Would ya like to make a wish?''</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expressed angrily when you wish to break someone apart to kill them

<blockquote>''Jason Kendrick Howell... you BASTARD! BASTARD! You hacked into everything! You have driven me so beyond the wall, I can't even DESCRIBE it! YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW, BUT... '''I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD!''' Goodbye!''<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used as a [[death threat]] to [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] after he has hacked Sonichu.net.</blockquote>

;IBAChandler
<blockquote>1. ''(expression)'' Abbreviation for "I be a chandler," i.e., "I am a person named 'Chandler.'"

<blockquote>''I am so sick of hearing that stupid name that somebody made up back when I had that '''IBAChandler''' account, and I be a Chandler. You know, "I" being myself, "B" standing for specifying who I am, and "Chandler" being my last name.''<ref>[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(proper noun)'' [[YouTube]] username in use by Christian Weston Chandler during his conflict with [[Liquid Chris]], leading trolls to accuse Chris of being an impostor of Liquid named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]].

3. ''(proper noun)'' Name of a ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' villain based upon Liquid Chris, ironically named for the real Chris's alias.

<blockquote>'''''I B A Chandler''', And I am here to copycatly sieze claim of you hedgehogs and this city from your absent mayor's domain.''<ref>[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], page 79</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Inspired by [[Bob Chandler]]'s license plate, "I B MR C" ("I be Mister C.").<ref>[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;ID
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Identifying.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and Vestites; '''ID''' as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-335#post-2635076]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly derived from ID meaning "Identification". </blockquote>

;[[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|infinitely high boyfriend factor]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the extremely high probability that any woman Chris talks to is not [[CWC-isms#boyfriend-free|boyfriend-free]].

<blockquote>''With the '''infinitely high Boyfriend-Factor''', I am not fond of about 99.999999999996% of the total male population, with a margin-of-error of the 4 billionth of a percent (for about 100 men) of whom are okay acquaintences.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_Aug-Dec_2007</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In general, Chris will almost never find a sweetheart.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sweetheart#Will_Chris_ever_have_a_Sweetheart.3F</ref> Already aware of this fact, but not willing to admit he's not at all attractive to most women, Chris blames it on the fact that most men are "jerks", and that one probably is already dating the woman he's trying to latch onto.</blockquote>

;instinction

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An instance of something being used a certain way.

<blockquote>''Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all '''instinctions''' and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_English</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Once again an instance of Chris trying to sound smart by using a word that sounds foreign to him, made up or otherwise. The end result, however, gives the impression that Chris isn't familiar with the word "instances".

</blockquote>
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== J ==
|-
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;janekop
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. A female [[CWC-isms#jerkop|jerkop]].

<blockquote>''YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. SO SAYS THIS '''JANEKOP'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Feelings_of_the_election_results</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas the term "jerkop" is a portmanteau of the CWC-ism "jerk" and the word "cop", janekop is a portmanteau of the words "jane" and "cop". The word "jane" is a slang word for "woman". <ref>https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/jane</ref>
</blockquote>
;[[JERKS|jerk]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. Any man that Chris dislikes, particularly one that gets in the way of his LoveQuest.

<blockquote>''On the flip side, I feel discomfort around men, because they can be such mean and cruel '''jerks'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_Girls</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "jerk" is generally defined as "A person with unlikable or obnoxious qualities and behavior, typically mean, self-centered or disagreeable." <ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/jerk#Etymology_1</ref>. As stated in the quote above, Chris believes that all men to be cruel, selfish, and overall unlikeable. Therefore, he views almost all men as jerks.
</blockquote>
;[[Jerkop|jerkop]]
<blockquote>''(noun)'' 1. An official of the law.

<blockquote>''I would have left peacefully, in fact, I was ready to go, but I had a prepared speech to say to them stupid '''Jerkops'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Get-Tar_Region</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris views most officers of the law as jerks, due to how often they'd thwart his LoveQuest, the term is a portmanteau of "jerk" and "cop". Possibly a pun on the word "jerkoff", which is defined as being "a contemptible man". <ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/jerk--off</ref></blockquote>

;JULAAAAAAAY
[[Image:JULAY-small.gif|thumb|Chris preparing for hanky-panky with Julie, using a blow-up doll no less]]
<blockquote>''(interjection)'' 1. An expression used by Chris to indicate how much he'd love having sex for the first time with [[Julie]]

<blockquote>"Oh, Julie...'''JULAAAAAY''', JULAAAAAAAAAAY!!!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/For_Julie%27s_Eyes_Only</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris first shouted this infamous CWC-ism in the video [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]. He originally intended to share this video privately with [[Julie]], unaware that she's actually a 13-year-old troll, to show what their first date would amount to, despite this breaking his Three Date Rule. Seeing how Chris was somewhat of a porn junkie,<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Chris%27s_Adam_%26_Eve_purchases</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Miyamoto_emails#Chris_Sets_the_Record_STRAIGHT</ref>, Chris must have picked up that during sexual intercourse, one of the people may shout the name of the other person in order to "spice up" the orgy. After the video got leaked soon after, the term started to be used by trolls humorously, to the point where [[weens]] started using the phrase in excess, making the CWC-ism lose its luster.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;jumping the shark
<blockquote>''(verb)'' 1. To start over from scratch

<blockquote>"I am moving out of this Twitter into creating a new one I created, @CPU_CWCSonichu. New and renewed followers will all be screened by my ally, as to keep out the Haters and Harassers. Starting up new and fresh. '''Jumping The Shark''' from old to new"<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-2-12-chriss-new-twitter.53309/#post-4316470</ref>

</blockquote>

Origin: The term "jumping the shark" humorously refers to the point where something once great and popular steadily declines in popularity. Ironically enough, despite Chris' misuse of the phrase, many people could easily say that Chris "jumped the shark" several times during his internet presence, even when he decided to create a new account after the Soft Exile.

</blockquote>

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== K ==
|-
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;[[Kick the Autistic]]
[[File:CWC gets kicked.jpg|thumb|A self-administered kick]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' America's favorite game

<blockquote>''I REALLY WANTED THAT TRIP SO I COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO IMPRESS MY SWEETEST MEGAN AND POSSIBLY FULFILL MY DREAM OF GETTING MARRIED AND SOON HAVE A DAUGHTER NAMED CRYSTAL. YET NOW I, A FRUSTRATED HIGH-FUNCTIONALLY AUTISTIC 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN, HAVE BEEN BALLZ-BROKEN LIKE I HAVE THROUGH A BIG CHUNK OF MY LIFE IN AMERICA'S FAVORITE GAME, '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC!"''' *sigh*''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Any action which involves doing something to Chris that he doesn't like

<blockquote>''And if you have so much free time to play the cruelest game of '''"KICK THE AUTISTIC"''', then you CAN and SHOULD put the time to better use; volunteer for a social chore; take up the culture in tasteful art; go out and socialize.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica#21_January</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' Any form of discrimination towards Chris for being [[autism|autistic]].

<blockquote>''And so, the world continues to play the world's favorite game of "'''Kick the Autistic'''". I'm gonna need all the luck I can get. *Game Over*''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Vivitheg%27s_AIM_chat</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris had this paranoid idea that the whole world is going against him and his goals, solely due to his autism. In this sense, the fact that so many people supposedly wanted to thwart his goals made him feel like he was being "kicked" around.

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== L ==
|-
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;[[Laughs Under Lucricities]]
<blockquote>
1. ''(backronym)'' backronym for "LULZ"

<blockquote>''Although, F.Y.I., "LULZ" is short for "'''Laughs Under Lucricities'''"''<ref>[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris knows "lulz" is a variant of "LOL" and that it does not actually stand for anything, although he seems to think it must be written in all-caps anyway like an acronym. Originally he would simply say "LULZ" ''ought'' to stand for "Laughs Under Lucricities," but he soon began implying that it already does.<ref>[[Chris_E-mails_2008|Email]] from Chris to Robert Simmons V on 12 August 2008</ref>

2. ''(noun)'' Any form of humor made at Chris' expense

</blockquote>

;lesbian soul
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' What Chris believes to be his true [[Chris and sexuality|sexuality]].

<blockquote>''I am an all-around, good natured, high-functioning autistic, Female '''Lesbian Soul''', and Transwoman, artist, gamer and creative type.''<ref>https://www.facebook.com/pg/cwcville/about/</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
;level-up king
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Master of Pokemon, and possibly other card games.

<blockquote>''There must have been about 6 people including Chris and myself at the tourney and when he won he was jumping up and down a yelling "I'm the '''level up king'''!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mimms_and_Lucas_Q%26A#Follow_up</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before his permanent ban from the [[GAMe PLACe]], Chris would play games of Pokemon and Yu-Gi-Oh with some of the other customers. Despite his sick obsession with both games, Chris never developed any type of strategy to compete with other players, making it very difficult to succeed at the game, even when he played against small children. Eventually, when the shop was just down to six people, which included Chris, the manager, [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], and [[Lucas]], Chris did win a match against a relatively new player, and excitedly jumped up and down at this accomplishment like a child. Along with this, he shouted the phrase "I AM THE LEVEL-UP KING!"</blockquote>

;like, you know
<blockquote>1. ''(discourse particle)'' Space filler during sentence.

<blockquote>''I don't want too much conflict to happen, '''like, you know'''. You wouldn't want too much conflict to happen, like, you know. I mean-like, you know, between you and him any further. Yeah.''<ref>[[I Love You Kacey]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris' speech consists mostly of uh's, um's, and other vocalized pauses.</blockquote>

</blockquote>

;live from home once again
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction stating that one is recording themselves from their home.

<blockquote> ''Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you '''live from home once again''' and we're going to talk about the recent and more obvious topic, of "The Dimensional merge". Yes! This dimension! Right here! 1218. Is going to be merged with our sister dimension "C197" where all of our s- where most of our superheroes, super-villains, OCs, and what have you, and other characters, consisted, have been existing and co-existing. Yep!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Dimensional_Merge_Announcements</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase became Chris's typical means of starting his videos since late 2015, replacing the famous Captain's Log. Although it is sometimes used appropriately (i.e. livestreams), Chris uses the phrase even in prerecorded videos that are not, in fact, live.</blockquote>

;[[Love Quest]]
<blockquote>1.''(noun)'' Chris's former on-going search for a sweetheart.

<blockquote>''As for Wes, I blame all of these happenings on him. If he had not taken my life-long friend away from me, I might have a Pretty Girlfriend today. And I would not have had to set out on endeavoring '''LOVE QUEST'''!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since attending [[PVCC]], Chris has embarked on a 15-year long quest to find his true love. Chris constantly failing to achieve this goal was what gave this CWC-ism its name.</blockquote>

;lovehog
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A lover in a relationship between two [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Also, I have finished the drawing for you, and I have shown off the Original '''LoveHog''' Couple's Wedding Rings, and their three children: Cerah Rosey, Robbie Sonee and (Shiney Rosey) Christine Rosey.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Katie_Bay_E-mails_4</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmanteau of "love" and "hedgehog".</blockquote>

;lucricities
<blockquote>1. ''(pl. noun)'' lurid acts or motivations

Origin: Chris completely made this word up, presumably based on "lucrid," which may in turn be based on the actual word "lurid." According to Chris, the word "lulz" can mean either "Laughs at my expense" or "Laughs under lucricities," so presumably the two contexts are equivalent.
</blockquote>

;lucrid
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' obscene, profane, wicked
<blockquote>''And promoting the hatred, and...drawing such loose—such '''lucrid''' mockeries is not gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way...''<ref name=csm>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. Possibly a corruption of "lurid," given the context. Alternatively, it might be a corruption of "ludicrous." Chris has used this word to describe the homoerotic/dickgirl art on the ED page, as well as the fan comic in which he was depicted as a man-baby. Ironically, even before Chris used this word
</blockquote>

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== M ==
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;make one's own peeps n' poops

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to urinate and deficate at the same time

<blockquote>Uh, actually, uh, actually Crystal is uh, doing, is uh, doing her preschool homework, and uh, Reg-, and Reginald's been uh, been a messy lil' babychild! '''Made his lil' peeps n' poops'''! And he went, and he went weewee all over the bathroom.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/PlayingHouse</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a clip of Family Guy, where Herber the Pervert is letting his dog out to "make his pees n' poops". <ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZtlwEfZEmrg</ref></blockquote>

;[[Mass debating|mass debate]]
[[File:Mass_Debate.jpg|right|thumb|Massive Debating]]
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to pleasure one's self; to masturbate

<blockquote> "I've actually done it '''mass debating''' to myself so many times, even with a hunk of - even with an inflatable plastic woman..."</blockquote>

Origin: This particular euphemism comes from Chris's tendency to refrain from using inappropriate language, as well as his unusual variation of a southern accent combined with a minor speech impediment.</blockquote>

;[[Manajerks|manajerk]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a store manager

<blockquote>''And then these two guys- and then these two '''manajerks''' approached me.''</blockquote>

Origin: A portmantau of "manager" and "jerk". </blockquote>

;mashed potato grenade

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a [[Wikipedia:Stielhandgranate|Stielhandgranate]], a special German hand grenade with a handle.

<blockquote>"I want to just kill him; destroy his goody-two-shoes nature, soul, heart and all that shit my '''mashed potato grenade''' could shatter, but leave his body in tact, so I'm not committed fro murder."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2013_Facebook_Posts</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Used in a Facebook post sent to [[Megan Schroeder]] accusing her of his ban from the [[Game Place]], where he [[Chris and reality|makes paranoid claims]] of what she, [[Mimms]], [[Lucas]], and [[Snyder]] were thinking that day. A corruption of "potato masher grenade", a common English nickname of the Stielhandgranate<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stielhandgranate</ref>.</blockquote>

;mental block

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris' autism

<blockquote>''And, uh, during my high school years, I was used to being surrounded by… girls… in my circle, and after having to, uh, leave them I felt ever so lonesome. And, after the stress from some of the people—people at PVCC, as well as my '''mental block''' [mimes punching himself in the head] of autism, it became hard from me to approach gir—approach the girls like I used to.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_Chan%27s_Public_Announcement</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to his [[autism]] as a "mental block" because he believes the term refers to a disability. In his case, his supposed disability to socialize with girls. In reality, a mental block is the inability to remember a specific thing at a given moment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mental_block</ref></blockquote>

;mislabel

<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' to put a label on Chris or any of his creations in a way he doesn't like, regardless of truth
2. ''(noun)'' a label of such slanderous nature; see also "misunderstanding"
<blockquote>''I am NOT a Dictator. Why are you giving me an even WORSE '''Mislabeling''' than the Homosexual Mislabelings? Why do YOU have to be so bored that you have to make up NEW mislabelings to try and deface me over and over again? ''<ref>[[Common Questions#1_February_2010]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Just about everywhere. He appears to use this term as often as the word "slanderous". Curiously, the redundancy "ill-mislabeling" (as if there were any other kind) has appeared once.<ref>[[CWC Blog#28_December_2009]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;misspeak

<blockquote>1.''(verb)'' to lie

<blockquote>''Sometimes, I have '''misspoke'''. But you are more important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hand to God. And on my Bible. I'd have to go look for it.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/ToJackie</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Instead of accepting that someone has called him out on [[Lies|his bullshit]], Chris prefers to say he "misspoke". Needless to say, no one has fallen for this ploy.

</blockquote>

;misunderstanding

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a deliberate view that contradicts Chris; see also "mislabel"
<blockquote>''*AND WE WILL NOT TAKE THE '''MISUNDERSTANDINGS''', THE MISLABELS, AND ALL THE LIKE SITTING DOWN!!!''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|1=Issue_9/Page_39|2=Issue 9 Page 39}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misappropration. Note that it is not, as in reality,<ref>[http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/misunderstanding Merriam-Webster Dictionary, "misunderstanding"]</ref> a mistaken notion (alternatively a dispute) based on faulty information, but a malicious action worthy of [[tard rage]]. Apparently a slanderous troll has to actively "misunderstand" Chris. Also, Chris has used the related word "misunderstood" (participle adjective) as an insult, not realizing that if the troll misunderstood (transitive verb) him, ''Chris'' would be the one that was misunderstood (participle adjective).<ref>[[Mailbag 39#Rosechu_the_transwoman|Mailbag 39]]</ref>
</blockquote>

;modnar
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' random

<blockquote>''I may be '''modnar''', but I try not to be offensive, and if I do, then I am sorry. I can not please Everyone.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter</ref></blockquote>

Origin: "Random", spelt backwards.</blockquote>

;[[Monthly tugboat|monthly tugboat]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's Social Security Disability Service

<blockquote>"I'm getting by livin' with my folks and a '''monthly tugboat.'''"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat#References_by_Chris</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris apparently coined the term "Monthly Tugboat" due to a comparison he makes between gaining money through his SSDS vs. winning the lottery. In his mind, winning the lottery is like riding a "Luxury ship that can easily sink", while gaining money from the government is the same as getting cargo from a ship pulled by a tugboat. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/BlueSpike_Skype_Logs_12</ref></blockquote>

;[[Muscle bra|muscle bra]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A sports bra used for covering a man's bare chest.

<blockquote>''And you know what, I highly recommend this to every dude who goes around shirtless: wear a '''muscle bra'''. Because nobody, and I mean nobody wants to see your dog-gone ugly pecs, they're so ugly and repulsive, ugh... creeps everybody out.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Contributing to his previous fear of the homos, Chris also had a fear of seeing the bare chests of other men out of fear that it'll make him gay. He therefore suggested that men cover their chests under penalty of the law. Chris most likely adapted this name due to some weird association he makes between muscles and sports.
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== N ==
|-
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;[[naïve]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' dumb, lacking intelligence.

<blockquote>''You are such a cowardly, '''naïve''', retarded, individual.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Calls_Out_Three_Na%C3%AFve_YouTubers</ref ></blockquote>

Origin: Chris only seems to understand the most simplified definition of the word. In general terms, the word "naïve" is defined as "showing a lack of experience, wisdom, or judgment."<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/naive</ref> However, in Chris's mind, the word is used to "question one's intelligence". Despite his distaste for the use of the word on him, this turns out to be a commonly used insult by Chris.</blockquote>

[[File:FRENCH-NAVY-CameraObscura.jpg|thumb|Chris travels to France]]
;navy
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' semen.

<blockquote>''You know that, uh—first off, uh, the one... with the '''navy''' being drunk. Yeah. Som—yeah. A b—a—i—a—it's a good idea somet—uhhh... it's a... it's a good idea. But, uh, you know, you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but, uh... I recycle my own semen''<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Play on words, i.e, a navy is a collection of seamen/semen.

''See also: [[CWC-isms#C|Comeuppance]]''
</blockquote>

;nearly same
<blockquote>1. ''(Adjective)'' Similar.

<blockquote>''And so I killed about killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a troll posing as that girl. [sighs] THE VOICES SOUNDED '''NEARLY SAME'''.''<ref>[[For Chris]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;neutral
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' platonic.

<blockquote>''I apologize, but I meant the term '''neutrally''', and I never meant anything from that.''<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And One More thing, Darling!... Talluah Bankhead would be Insulted with your response to the term's '''neutral''' usage. Hmpf!'<ref>[[LadyOfTheCosmo#Twitter]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris believes words like "darling" and "dear", are gender neutral terms. Because of this, he assumes that if he claims that he used it in a "neutral" way, people will know he's not using the term in a romantic tone.

</blockquote>

;[[Niggo|niggo]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An African-American person.

<blockquote>''Chris: [sighs, raises his voice] BILLY MAYS IS THE NEW MAYER OF CWCVILLE!</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: Yeah, and also say that "Christian Chandler will be thrown in jail!" CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: And Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville Jail.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Max: "Where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers!" Say this one really loud.''</blockquote>
<blockquote>''Chris: Where he will be raped by a bunch of '''niggos'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Julie_Reveals_Herself</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A bastardization of the racial slur "nigger". This minced oath was done after [[BlueSpike]] persuaded Chris to say: "''BILLY MAYS is the new mayor of CWCville, and Christian Chandler will be thrown in CWCville jail, where he will be raped by a bunch of niggers''". Chris decided to repeat this phrase, but he also thought he could "outsmart" BlueSpike by replacing "niggers" with "niggos" in order to avoid saying the offending word directly. Ironically, a whole year after the incident, Chris referred to [[Surfshack Tito]] as a "nigger" [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|several]] [[Surfshack Tito E-mails|times]], despite not even knowing what he looks like.</blockquote>

;[[Nombie-zazis|nombie-zazis]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' zombie nazis

<blockquote>''Anyway, as for the medical study, and this will require your aid, Magi-Chan. In June of 2015, the scientists have found the gene-like molecule which makes a person turn...ugh..'''nombie-zazis'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Son10revp3.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Replacement for homosexuals and homosexuality in the revised [[Sonichu 10]].</blockquote>

;not-troll
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a victim of trolling.

<blockquote>''Consider who does more harassing, which do you block? <ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-278#post-2549629]]</ref>
<blockquote>
*Every Foul-Mouth Troll
*The '''Not-Troll''' they follow</blockquote>''</blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's mind, only two types of people exist on [[the Internet]], those who are trolls, and those who are victims of trolling. Because the person being trolled is supposedly '''not''' a troll, they are a "not-troll". Chris eventually deleted the aforementioned post, and reposted it, replacing "not-troll" with "victim" to clarify what he was referring to in the first place.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-279</ref></blockquote>

;[[Noviophobia|noviophobia]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the fear that someone you want to date is already dating someone else.

<blockquote>''His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of '''Noviophobia''', where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “A Jerk.”''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_News_Dash</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Because Chris was so frustrated with so many [[CWC-isms#J|jerks]] stealing his potential mates, Chris decided that his envy and hatred of men was a real phobia. Thus, overconfident in his ability to speak [[Spanish]], formed the word "noviophobia" by using the Spanish word ''novio'', meaning "boyfriend", and the English suffix, -phobia, meaning fear . </blockquote>
</blockquote>

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== O ==
|-
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;OH! MY AXELS! (or OW! MY AXELS!)
[[File:Axels2.jpg|thumb|right]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of pain in one's axles (the central shafts of rotating wheels or gears in a machine).

<blockquote>'''''OOOHHHHHH!!!! MY AXELS!!!!!'''''<ref>[[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Written for [[Ghostbusters|Ghost Buggy]]'s cameo in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], based upon the character's tendency to complain about its aching mechanical components.</blockquote>

;old-fashioned<blockquote>
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Holding a belief that may be considered politically incorrect.

<blockquote>''But still, call me '''old-fashioned''' but, I'd rather be- I would not- I'd uh- I'd definitely wouldn't uh... NOT BLACK. Not black.''<ref>[[Mumble_4]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''My father is '''OLD FASHIONED'''; he NEVER gives thought to homos, and he HATES them too.''<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to regard most traditional beliefs and rituals to be offensive to the general public.

2. ''(adjective)'' Dating back to the 1980s.

<blockquote>''Ah, you can tell this is an '''old-fashioned''' Lego set on account of this—the old-fashioned "LegoLand" on the corner.''<ref>[[Song of Christian]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to believe anything that's been made more than 5 years ago is as old as dirt.

3. ''(adjective)'' Preferring real women over waifus.
<blockquote>''Nothing against waifus and the people who have them, but I Never Really understood the appeal and concept of making out a character from a show who is Dimensions Away from your own league to be any sort of a significant other to you. I’m more '''old-fashioned''' towards real women.''<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/954587249622077440</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown. However, Chris seemed to use this word like this because he's aware it isn't considered customary to be sexually attached to fictional characters over real people.

</blockquote>

;ounce of vagina

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Essentially Chris's way of saying "I'll at least lose my virginity at some point".

<blockquote>''And, as for you, Jason Kendrick Howell… as sure as I am to get at least one '''ounce of vagina''', I have your number, and you're going down!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Attention_All_Sonichu_Fans_(NOT_HATERS)</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Obviously confused when it comes to both euphemisms and basic units of measure, Chris has stated that he is sure to get "at least one ounce of vagina" within his lifetime.<ref>[[Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]</ref> Which, after an encounter with a girl named [[Mia Hamm]], may be true...[[Virgin with rage|or not]].<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008]]</ref>
</blockquote>
;outercourse
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' the act of stimulating someone else's genitals.

<blockquote>''I understand. You may or may not have had much exposure to sexual images as I've had, so the idea of a "hand job" (which was the act drawn there) as part of '''outtercourse''''' [sic]'' (versus intercourse) was a surprise to you.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_2008#Chris_thinks_she_was_scarred_because_she_doesn.27t_know_much_about_sex</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "outercourse" is actually another way to refer to dry humping.<ref>http://www.dictionary.com/browse/outercourse</ref> In Chris's mind however, outercourse simply refers to sex which involves touching each other genitals, because they happen outside of the body.

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== P ==
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;parkay
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an epic style of running

<blockquote>''Hello there, fans! It's Christian Chandler here, live at the downtown mall, where for the Sonichu franchise and city of CWCville, and everything like that, I'm gonna do a '''parkay''' from this point all the way down to the gara--parking garage where, at the end, we will get a nice view of the tent-style theater that's down there where events are held.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Edge</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the video [[Sonichu's Edge]], Chris calls his style of running "parkay". Chris confused his running as a form of parkour, an acrobatic sport typically used in the military as a means of practicing the navigation of a complex environment without the use of equipment. <ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour</ref>. Given Chris's [[Speech Impediment]], the word "parkour" somehow came out as "parkay".
</blockquote>

;[[Parody|parody]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Any work that "borrows" characters, plots, or styles from other pieces of fiction, whether infringing International [[Copyright]] Law or otherwise.

<blockquote>''Any names, or persons, illustrated in any of the Sonichu Comics, except that of Christian Weston Chandler, that may seem similar to anyone in real life, are purely coincidental, or otherwise '''parodic'''.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=File:Issue_8_Cover.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of what constitutes as a parody most likely comes from his interest in shows like [[Family Guy]] and [[Excel Saga]], the former of which use copyrighted characters to make jokes around them, and the latter of which parodied various clichés found in anime. In his mind, because those shows can get away with using such characters and scenes, that gives him an excuse to do the same thing in his comics as long as he states it's being done as a "parody". Ironically, Whenever Chris spoted an actual parody, he thought that the characters from the original work were being defaced.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Parody#Chris_does_not_understand_the_concept_of_parody</ref></blockquote>

;peanut
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Someone who disregards you, or otherwise does not accept you for who you are.

<blockquote>''So you enjoy it, just do it—don't worry about other people's opi—pinions. Because, uh, compared to the other schools, those people who disregard you are just total '''peanuts'''. And I'm not talkin' Charlie Brown; I'm talkin' 'bout the little nuts after the shells. The real peanut gallery. That would be peanuts, wouldn't it?''<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Apparently derived from "[[Wikipedia:peanut gallery|peanut gallery]]," a term used to describe the hecklers in an vaudeville audience who would throw peanuts at a performer. Chris's own spin on this concept is to dismiss such hecklers as being insignificant like literal peanuts.
</blockquote>

;[[Pedofork|pedofork]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pedophile.

<blockquote>''I am not a '''pedofork''', you DORKS!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Second_Message</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A portmanteau of "pedophile" and "dork". Coined in Chris's [[Madman Rising]] video, in response to the trolls who were comparing him to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_(Family_Guy_character)| Herbert the Pervert] from Family Guy.</blockquote>

;[[Pickle|pickle]]
[[File:MPSGotReal.jpg|right|thumb|Shit just got real!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A penis, particularly one of [[JERKS|any man that isn't Chris]].

<blockquote>''Do me a favor, draw a VAGINA on my Rosechu, Rosechu IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN' '''PICKLE'''!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chrisreply3.PNG</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The word "pickle" is one of the few hundred slang words for the word "penis".<ref>https://web.stanford.edu/~eckert/PDF/PenisTesticlesSlang.pdf</ref> It is unknown why Chris prefers to refer to the penises of other men as "pickles", while he calls his own his "duck", but it may have to do with Chris's sexual insecurity and the fact that he legitimately hates actual pickles <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_4#Why_Chris_hates_pickles</ref>, whereas Chris thinks he's special enough to have a cutesy name for his own penis.</blockquote>

;[[Pmurt]]

<blockquote>1. ''(proper noun)'' President Donald Trump

<blockquote>''EID '''PMURT''' EID!!!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Donald Trump's last name, but spelled backwards. In Chris's first usage of this CWC-ism, Chris mentioned how "Trump spelled backward is "Pmurt", which sounds like "hurt"".<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2016_Facebook_posts#Registered_to_vote</ref> This is because of Chris's strong hatred for Trump, despite showing very little knowledge about [[Chris and politics|America's political system]]. Chris also reversed the name because to him, reversing someone's name will degrade and weaken them. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/U8C43P2A37A8_y_U8C1N023V0L</ref>In his eyes, if he repeats this word again and again, people will start turning against Trump and start voting for [[Wikipedia:Hillary Clinton|Hillary]], which, unsurprisingly enough, never happened <ref>https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president</ref>.</blockquote>

;poetry
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Something which causes awe.

<blockquote>''Soon, the chill will come, and the skies setting into darkness; it's like '''Poetry''' in the truest motion."<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-8-21-crescent-eclipse.33504/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Unknown
</blockquote>

;poke
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Marijuana

<blockquote>''Anyway, eclectic! High on the hedge and high on the hog. You want some of this '''poke''', mon?<ref>[[CWC address to Royal Board]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Intended as a demonstration of what "Soni-Chew the Eclectic Heeedge Hog Poke Mon of London, England" would sound like. A coded reference to Pokémon.
</blockquote>

;[[Prickly-Wicklies|prickly-wicklies]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Punishments given for insulting or harming Chris.

<blockquote>''War gets you '''prickly-wicklies'''... as well as punches.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Warm_Fuzzy_Tale</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Refer to ''Fuzzy-Wuzzies''.

''See Also:'' [[CWC-isms#F|fuzzy-wuzzies]]

</blockquote>

;[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
[[Image:PVCCitizens.jpg|thumb]]
<blockquote>1. ''(backronym)'' The headquarters of several Sonichu villains.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: The name itself is a backronym of the college Chris attended, [[PVCC|the Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. After experiencing several mishaps throughout his college experience<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_English</ref><ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_out_of_college</ref>, the dean giving him the cold hard truth about why his [[Love Quest]] is doomed to fail became the straw that broke the camel's back, and Chris thought it would be a smart idea to deface the college afterward in his comics.</blockquote>

;prowldent
<blockquote>1. ''(???)'' Unknown.

<blockquote>There's no quote to cite this from, just a logo in which Chris gives the name "Prowldent Virginia Community College" to [[PVCC]].<ref>[[:File:ProwldentVCC.jpg]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Likely combining connotations of "prowl" and "dent" (either to leave an indentation or [[fangs|teeth]]).
</blockquote>

;Pu Tuhs!
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Shut Up!

<blockquote>''SHE; my Ariel Starter was Female from the start, so '''Pu Tuhs!'''''<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Favorite Pokemon]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

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== Q ==
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;q-sand
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Short for quarter sandwich (i.e. a quarter of a sandwich).

<blockquote>
''So, mom ignored her and ate the '''q-sand''' in front of her.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 31]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Appeared in an [[Jackie E-mails 31|e-mail]] sent to [[Jackie]] dated August 5, 2011. Most likely unnecessarily used as a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|way past cool]] abbreviation.
</blockquote>

;quarters
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An office space; headquarters.

<blockquote>''Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her '''quarters''' and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The way Chris uses the word "quarters" in this case makes it sound like Chris is being forced to go join the military, as in this context, the word "quarters" refers to the housing of a military personnel and their family.<ref>https://www.collinsdictionary.com/us/dictionary/english/quarters</ref> Considering that Chris already viewed [[Mary Lee Walsh|Mary]] as a [[Mary Lee Walsh#Mary Lee Walsh in Sonichu|supervillain]] scheming to [[Virginia is for Virgins|end all love in Virginia]], he most likely meant to refer to Mary's office as her "headquarters", but thinks that one's headquarters are the same thing as one's "quarters".

2. ''(noun, pl.)'' coins, no matter their origin or worth.

<blockquote>''Uhh. I want a soda, but it takes only C '''quarters''' and I only have W quarters. Do you have any change?''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_9_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The first time this word was used like this was in [[Sonichu 9]], where it is revealed that [[CWCville]] issues its currency in the form of "C-quarters" and "W-quarters". According to this issue, 10 C-quarters, make up a single W-quarter, which ultimately defeats the whole concept of the "quarter" coin. Despite being a part of the United States, CWC-ville still issues this strange form of currency, along with US dollars. Because of this, Chris likely decided to refer to his currency as "quarters" so that it could technically count as US currency.

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== R ==
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;raincoat
<blockquote>1. (''noun'') a condom

<blockquote>''You ARE the woman...we gotta stop by Wall-Mall-Wart on the way for a "'''raincoat'''".''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_7_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: The term "raincoat" is actually an archaic slang for the word "condom".<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/raincoat</ref> Given that Chris has been raised by two geezers his whole life, and that part of his childhood has consisted of [[Gilligan's Island|old TV shows]], Chris thought that people would understand what he meant when he states that his Mary Sues are having protected sex with a raincoat.</blockquote>

;[[Random-access humor|random-access humor]]
<blockquote>1. (''noun'') non-sequital humor.

<blockquote>''Punchy grew up in a dojo, where he perfected his punches. He is also full of '''random-access humor'''. He lost his tail in a brutal fight.''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP5.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: According to Chris, his brain is completely random, and it always spews out incoherent garbage. In his mind, this works in the same way a computer processes random-access memory. <ref>Fhttps://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:41.29)</ref>

</blockquote>

;rapier
[[File:ReldnahcTheRapier .jpg|thumb|Reldnahc the Rapier]]
<blockquote>
1. (''noun, attributive'') rapist, sexual assailant.

<blockquote>
''Now! My '''rapier''' friend, I would very much like you to get off me, please.''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-pages-54-60.33547/</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Possibly a pun. Chris-Chan Sonichu calls [[Reldnahc_Notsew_Naitsirhc#Fictional_biography|Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu#Transexual|his/her]] "rapier friend" in [[Sonichu 12|Sonichu #12]] after Reldnahc tackles him/her to the ground in a suggestive pose and touches his/her chest, thus (in Chris's hyperbolic mind) "raping" him/her. He could also be using the externally attested definition, as an adjective meaning "witty"<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rapier#Adjective</ref>, metaphorically referring to a kind of thin, sharp-pointed sword.
</blockquote>

;[[Reality Cartoon|reality cartoon]]

<blockquote>
1. (''noun'') The universe.

<blockquote>
''Life is a cartoon; we are all the characters of the larger; the cartoons we make are part of our own universe; we're all a '''reality cartoon'''.''<ref>August 2017 tweets#"Life is a cartoon"</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Since Chris's life revolves mainly around [[Vidya]] and cartoons, it would make sense to him that the most believable explanation for the universe and everything in it is that it's all a cartoon. Likely related to Chris's known belief that [[Chris_and_reality#Fictional_characters_and_media|all fiction actually exists in alternate universes]]. Chris' interactions with the [[Idea Guys]] made this idea seem even more plausible to him.
</blockquote>

;[[Recycling|recycling]]

<blockquote>1. (''verb'') the act of one ingesting their own semen to preserve their sperm count.

<blockquote> I '''recycle''' my own semen, because, uh, you know, yes I do masturbate.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_April_28th,_2009</ref> </blockquote>

Origin: Chris, having very little knowledge of how the male reproductive system works, thinks that men can run out of sperm from masturbating or orgasming too much. Fearing the loss of "potential children", Chris actually thinks that by ingesting the sperm back into his body, his sperm count will stay in balance, thus, he is "recycling" it.

</blockquote>

;reeb
[[Image:4centgarbagereeb.jpg|thumb|Glug! Glug! Glug!]]

<blockquote>1. (''noun'') beer or any other alcoholic beverage of the like.

<blockquote>''Then he glugs his '''reeb''', heh-heh, and then he conks out.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_8_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, thinking he's so clever, decided to censor any mention of the word "beer" in his comics, by spelling the word backward.</blockquote>

;Resident-Evil refrigerator

<blockquote>1. (''noun'') The refrigerator in the previous Chandler Household.

<blockquote>''Kitchen very much blocked off all over... with the '''Resident Evil refrigerator''' right there.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris refers to the fridge as the "Resident Evil" kind, because in Japan, the game ''Resident Evil'' is known as ''Biohazard''.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Tour_of_Chris%27s_House_II</ref><ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Resident_Evil</ref> Considering the quality of the household, that name may very well fit the description of the fridge in the state it was in before filming the [[Tour of Chris's House II|Second House Tour]].</blockquote>

;[[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]]

<blockquote>1. (''noun'') The female counterpart of the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]].</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Rosechu of CWCville, [[Rosechu]]. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the last name of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' character, Amy Rose, and "Raichu", the evolved form of a Pikachu.</blockquote>

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== S ==
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;salty
<blockquote>1 ''(adjective)'' to show more maturity or coarseness than is expected, especially knowledge of [[honest]] topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]].

<blockquote>''Ah, but I am not the weak person they think I am; I am much, much '''saltier'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon a line from "Bowling Girls", ninth episode of ''[[Excel Saga]]'': "But I'm not the sweet little girl I was a few minutes ago! I'm much, much saltier now!" "Salty" in this context derives from naval lingo, since the most experienced sailors would have greater exposure to both the saltwater seas and worldly experiences.
</blockquote>

;[[Scale of Respect|scale of respect]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Chris's way of measuring his respect for other people.

<blockquote>''I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my '''Scale of Respect''' each by 2 points''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Scale_of_Respect</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris, like most other autistics, tends to view the world based on numerical values due to their lack of understanding of certain abstract concepts such as respect. Because of this, Chris made his very own numerical scale to decide on who should be respected, compared to who shouldn't.</blockquote>

;self-epic
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' describing a situation which is epic, and at the same time related to Chris and his various clones.

<blockquote>''And I will square-off in the TRULY '''SELF-EPIC''' Battle between me, and my Dark Half.''<ref>[[An Important Update]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>

;shitful
<blockquote>1. '(adjective)'' hurtful; defamitory.

<blockquote>''And this is the last time I will ever say anything in response to your '''shitful''' and hurtful comments and hatred for Hate's Sake!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Shitful is a vulgar slang word, synonymous with words like "boat-load" or "truck-load". Chris may have seen the "shit" part of this word, and assumed that the word is meant to be used for specific situations that seem "shitty" to him.</blockquote>

;[[SLGBTQ]]

<blockquote>1. ''(acronym)'' an extended acronym for LGBT (Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender).

<blockquote>''Considering your logo there, Texas will be feeling more love from the '''SLGBTQ''' community; give us props and Love, Lone Star State.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/September_2017_tweets#Hurricane_Harvey_and_SLGBT</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first used this acronym, he didn't explain what groups the "S" or "Q" were supposed to represent, making plenty of people confused. Eventually, Chris revealed that the "S" represents '''s'''traight and cis-gender people, while "Q" represents "'''q'''ueers" or "'''q'''uestioning people". Chris believes that if he included straight people into LGBT, then those particular people would feel more invited to join into the community. Considering the fact that gay people are minorities, adding the "S" to LGBT only defeats the entire purpose of identifying people as LGBT in the first place.</blockquote>

;[[Slow-in-the-minds|slow-in-the-mind]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' a mentally handicapped person

<blockquote>''And finally, after a hard "odd" day, he rides home on a bus, but unfortunately, it had a few "'''slow-in-the-minds'''" on it.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler></ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;slow-minded

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' mentally retarded

<blockquote>''As for what had happened during PVCC, in a nutshell; about Mid-Summer, 2003, I've realize upon revolation that I needed a girl friend to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up, so with a sign (which I've later realized that it made me look '''slow-minded'''; the "R" Word), I've started my Enduring Love Quest.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_emails_2007#February</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''OK, I can definitely name you a few reasons, like there was this one [stutters] …there was this one '''slow-minded''' individual named Tony. He was like as big as-he was as big and strong as an ox. He just kept on making all the moanings and noises and whatnot, and he sometimes even-even-a couple of times he even spat on me, and he even bopped me on the back of the head once or twice during the whole-during the whole time I knew him there.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey_Call_9</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(adjective)'' stupid, but not quite retarded

<blockquote> ''I'll admit I have had some '''slow-minded''' moments. But I am certainly not totally retarded.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call#Crossing_the_Na.C3.AFve_Line_.281:46:21-1:52:36.29</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!
[[Image:SNERGEN FLERGEN!.PNG|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A phrase one may shout out when asked for attendance.

<blockquote>'''''SNERGEN FLERGEN!!!'''''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic9P6.jpg</ref>
''What?''
''Uh...here!''
</blockquote>

Origin: An obvious example of Chris's [[CWC-isms#R|random-access humor]]. This strange phrase appeared in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], when the cast was asked for their attendance during a [[CWC-isms#D|Dating Education]] class. When [[Wild Sonichu]] was asked for his attendance, he blurted out this phrase as Chris's many attempts to be funny in his comics. Given Chris's childish sense of humor, it would make a whole lot of sense for him to include a character randomly blurt out a nonsensical phrase out of nowhere.</blockquote>

;snooze cruise
<blockquote>1. a long period of slumber

<blockquote> ''Next, he had Trigonometry...I'd hate to be Christian when his nerves kicked into action after waking up from a "notey" '''snooze cruise''', but I was.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/A_Week_With_Christian_Chandler</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Assuming everyone's played [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|Sonic Adventure]] by the time he wrote this report, Chris used this cheesy one-liner from the game in his school report, [[A Week With Christian Chandler]]

</blockquote>

;somecummpentydifferent
<blockquote>1. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce a change in subject.

<blockquote>''Anyway and now for somecummpentydifferent stay tuned for '''somecummpentydifferent''' — a bunch of good pushups!''<ref>[[Getting Foam Ed]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(Phrase)'' Used to announce use of [[random-access humor]].

<blockquote>''And now for '''somecummpentydifferent'''. BUUUUNG! And now it's Monty Python's flying elephants. Du tu du tu du tu du. Du tu du tu du tu du. Johan, why is people running away? I don't know, Greeg, why is people running away.''<ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Note this is the very first thing he says, so there's nothing to be completely different ''from''.</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris is trying to say "And now for something completely different" like John Cleese does on [[Monty Python]]. Suffice to say Cleese's ability to say three multisyllabic words in rapid succession exceeds that of Chris.</blockquote>

;[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]]
<blockquote>1. (noun) The male counterpart of the Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: Derived from the appropriately named first Sonichu of CWCville, Sonichu. The name of the species is a portmanteau of the name of the titular character of ''Sonic the Hedgehog'', Sonic, and "Pikachu".</blockquote>

;soo
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Very, Very much.

<blockquote>''Dear Blanca, I am '''soo''' happy that you were revealed as my True, Honest Sweetheart-To-Be''<ref>[[Chris's Letter to Blanca]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In writing, Chris often adds extra o's to the word "so" to prolong the "o" sound and show added emphasis. However, where most people would add two or more o's, (e.g., "I love you sooo much!"), Chris frequently only adds one, resulting in "soo," which makes the word look like it's supposed to be pronounced "sue". This has the (unintentional?) effect of mimicking the speech patterns of a Valley Girl or an effeminate homosexual.

This may originate from pamphlets published by [http://www.channing-bete.com/ Channing Bete], [[Autism|short and uninformative]] self-help pamphlets often handed out at churches, the last page of which often feature a summary headlined by "Soo…" Given his distrust of help from anyone other than [[Rocky]], it is not entirely impossible that Chris has read Channing Bete pamphlets occasionally.

This is one of many recurring jokes in the [[Sonichu Audiobooks]] in which the narrator pronounces words like "soo" as they are literally spelled, instead of how Chris intended them to be read.
</blockquote>

;soup beds
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Homeless shelter with beds

<blockquote>'' I mean, we have soup kitchens and we have '''soup beds'''. We should really combine the two into SOUP HOTELS!''<ref>[[A Public Announcement for Congress]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris tries to distill his "soup hotel" idea into its two components, but he mangles one of them by retaining the "soup" prefix.
</blockquote>

;sourdough region
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The crotch area

<blockquote>''Its weak point is still the '''sourdough region''', but it would take FIVE KICKS to get to it''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_4_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In his Sonichu comics, Chris has decided to make the main weakness of the jerkops their crotch. The weakest of the jerkops take only one kick to be taken down, while higher-ranking jerkops, such as [[Jerkhief]] take five. The reason why Chris refers to this spot as the "sourdough region" is unknown, but most of his other CWC-isms already tend to sound so nonsensical to begin with, it barely even matters.</blockquote>

;spike on one's shoulder
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' refers to the act of holding grievances towards someone.

<blockquote>''That was, that was, that was misunderstanding, that was just, there was a whole bunch of misunderstandings between me and my employer, and he, and he has, and he had, and he had, and he had a '''spike on his shoulder''' against me.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A confusion with the phrase "chip on one's shoulder".</blockquote>

;spot
<blockquote> 1. ''(noun)'' A small amount.

<blockquote>''Damn those trolls; I'll have to change the password on my RewardZone account now. For your information... A) the recent 43.98 purchase was actually a '''spot''' of Wheeling and Dealing I did; I actually spent less to make a profit. Toys 'R' Us had Borderlands for PS3 for a lower price than the current $39.99 price at Best Buy; I paid 20.98 for it at T.R.U. After that, I took the game to Best Buy, told them I received it as a gift and got the store credit of 41.??, THEN I got what I really wanted, Resident Evil 5 G.E. and a 10 dollar PSN Card, but even the two items would still leave me with some credit, so I added the Silent Hill movie, and paid the 3 dollar difference in cash. R.E.5.G.E. was on sale for 10 less than normal this week for 29.99, it was now PSMove Compatible, I wanted a good shooter for the Move, and I had heard a LOT of good things about the game long before as well. I just wanted the PSP version of ModNation as well, after enjoying the PS3 version as well. The "NDS Flaw" item was a Nintendo DSi game titled "System Flaw". I got it the same day I got the Zoom Case.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_15</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris likes to retardedly incorporate British English into his sentences when he has the chance, possibly to sound more classy than he actually is. The phrase "A spot of X" is a British English idiom referring to a small amount of something.</blockquote>

;sticky dream
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A wet dream

<blockquote>''After falling back asleep Chris had a "'''sticky dream'''."''<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris claims that a "wet dream" actually refers to wetting one's bed as opposed to nocturnal emission.
</blockquote>

;straight path
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The quality of being straight

<blockquote>''You know, girl for boy, boy for girl? Everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey. Not just for me, not for The Big Man Upstairs, not for your family, but do it for, uh, yourself, and for—and for the benefits of everyone in the future: your children, your children's children... And, besides, if you stray away from the '''straight path''', it can really jeopardize the entire future of the world and the human race.<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]''</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Before the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris had an intense fear of "falling off the straight path". When he states this, he is essentially referring to being on the path to straightness, in the same way a normal person would refer to someone being on the path to success. Chris also had this unrealistic idea that being in contact with gay men would suddenly make him gay too, which would therefore make him fall off the path.</blockquote>

</blockquote>
;[[Sub-Episodes|sub-episode]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The side stories in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] comics.</blockquote>

<blockquote>Origin: A result of Chris' use of [[Chris and English#Television jargon|television jargon]] in his comics.</blockquote>

;sumbah
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Minced oath for "son of a bitch."

<blockquote>''Yo, Christian, thanks for saving my sister from that crazy '''sumbah'''''<ref>[[Sonichu Special 4]], page K-4</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Probably based upon "sumbitch."
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetbolt|sweetbolt]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A pet name used by [[CWC-isms#E|Electric Hedgehog Pokemon]].

<blockquote>''Ahh..that salad was great! What's wrong '''sweetbolt'''?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' A sweetheart.

<blockquote>''I understand, and I will NEVER put it against you. Yes, as your '''SweetBolt'''. :)?''<ref>https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComicP11.htm</ref></blockquote>

Origin: When Chris first worked on his Sonichu comics, he tried to incorporate as many references to electricity as he can, in order to match with the Pikachu part of the titular character. A portmanteau of the CWC-ism "sweetheart" and "bolt".
</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart|sweetheart]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A potential lover.

<blockquote>''Oh, gee, I'm sorry Bionic, but back then I was na- I was naive on dating and all that, so I just didn't think of it at the time. But if you a '''sweetheart''', Meg has created quite a few foxy characters. If she's cool with it, you could go out with one of them.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu_6_Official_Videobook</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Another cutesy pet name given to candidates of his Love Quest.</blockquote>

;[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|sweetheart from the ground-up]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An ideal sweetheart beyond the friend zone.

<blockquote>''For days to weeks to months to years, I Felt So Lonesome and Incomplete. But I didn't STOP! In the name of Love, and the fact that there had to be a Boyfriend-Free Girl out there, somewhere, for me to get to know, grow a strong companionship with and make into a '''Sweetheart from the Ground-Up''', so in later years, after the inevitability of my parents leaving me, I WON'T BE ALONE. And I can eventually realize my dream of being a good husband, and father of a pretty girl named Crystal.'' <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As stated, Chris intended to use this weird phrase to indicate that he wants an ideal gal-pal well beyond the friend zone. Chris thought this phrase sounded so clever, that he used it constantly.</blockquote>
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== T ==
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;teenages

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' The 13-19 age group; teenage years.

<blockquote>''Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all '''teenages''', as well as the, uh, gals.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In Chris's [[Future Message]], he attempts to talk down to just about every age group. In order to do this, he starts his video off with the quote above. Chris clearly couldn't think of a way to refer to teenagers, so he decided to refer to such people by "teenages". A butchering of "people of all ages".</blockquote>

;telekinesis

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Telepathy, i.e. communication through long distances, usually via psychic or supernatural means.

<blockquote>''I’ve been communicating with her through '''telekinesis''', and she sounded very lonesome.''<ref>[[Silvana]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Whereas tele'''kine'''sis means ''moving'' objects from a distance with psychic powers (c.f. ''[[wikipedia:kinetic energy|kinetic]]''), Chris has never used the term properly. [[Magi-Chan|Psychic]] [[Silvana|characters]] in the [[comic]] have both powers of telekinesis and telepathy, but Chris has only used the former to refer to both.
</blockquote>

;[[Tobacky|tobacky]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' tobacco or tobacco products

<blockquote>''If I could, I would take every last ounce of '''tobacky''', put 'em on a rocket, and shoot 'em up to the Moon.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler%27s_FUTURE_MESSAGE</ref></blockquote>

Origin: American English slang, used by Chandlers since 1856,<ref>https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/tobacky#English</ref> and for [[random access humor]] since 1928.<ref>[http://www.uwosh.edu/home_pages/faculty_staff/earns/song.html Back in Nagasaki Where the Fellers Chew Tobaccy]</ref> Chris hates the act of smoking cigarettes so much that even uttering the word "tobacco" makes him feel uncomfortable, so Chris uses this as a retarded [[wikipedia:minced oath|minced oath]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_Christian%27s_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica</ref></blockquote>

;tom-tom
[[File:Duck Pounding Some Tom-Tom.jpeg|thumb|A duck pounding some tom-tom real hard]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia.

<blockquote>''MY DUCK HUNGERS FOR '''TOM-TOM''' TO POUND!!!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from the short Adult Swim music video, ''Pound my Tom-Tom'', which served as the intro to the cartoon, ''Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil''<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1DVoH0Njow</ref>. Considering Chris barely understands anything adult, the fact that this was meant to be a bad euphemism, which the character, Lucy, used to avoid directly mentioning her vagina, flew over his head.</blockquote>

;[[Tomgirl|tomgirl]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A male who is into girly stuff; apparently, in Chris's mind, this goes all the way to [[Tomgirl Pictures|make-up and crossdressing]].

<blockquote>''I am '''Tomgirl'''.''<ref>[[:File:I_am_tomgirl.jpg|PSN comment as of 6 April 2011]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: analogous to "tomboy", i.e. a girl who likes boy-stuff.

</blockquote>

;too many crooks

<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' Expression of dissatisfaction with an overabundance of evildoers.

<blockquote>''Well, call it--this was "too many crooks." '''Too many crooks!''' Too many crooks! And that ED page is one of those crooks.''<ref>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Based upon the idiom, "too many cooks spoil the broth," although that idiom means something, whereas this is just an incomplete sentence.
</blockquote>

;triage

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' ménage à trois; a romantic relationship between three people.

<blockquote>''Magi-Chan Sonichu, Silvana Rosechu & Mewtwo / A Loving '''Triage'''''<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts‎‎#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A corruption or misspelling of "triad", possibly influenced by the ending of "ménage". "[[wikipedia:Triage|Triage]]" is a real word with a completely different meaning and unrelated etymology.
</blockquote>

;trollin' stupid

<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Very stupid, in a manner pertaining to trolling.

<blockquote>''Because that's what you deserve, you God damn womanizing raping... '''trollin' stupid''' pickle suited... nigger!''<ref>[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris seems to have coined this phrase for his [[CWC "Boyfriend"|"Boyfriend"]] lyrics with "trollin'" serving as an intensifier along the lines of "fucking."
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== U ==
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;ugly growth

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase used by Chris to refer to his own penis negatively.

<blockquote>''"Did I not just tell you I am Seven Inches Long?! It is soo long, that I am literally able to stretch it Under my taint, and tuck it between my own ass cheeks, beyond my ass hole. With help, I can literally even shove the head of the '''Ugly Growth''' Up Mine!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_2</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>

;[[Un-clit|un-clit]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A piercing Chris got on his perrinium as an immitation clitoris.

<blockquote>''It is a short, steel straight piece with steel spheres, of which I refer to them as my '''un-clit'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Un-clit</ref></blockquote>

Origin: During his Tomgirl years, Chris was, and still is, very desperate to gain female body traits such as bigger breasts, wider hips, a fully functioning vagina, etc. In order to get a part of the work done, Chris got a piercing on his taint as a sort of pseudo-clitoris, showing more of Chris's limited knowledge of female anatomy. </blockquote>

;uncouth
[[File:Uncouth Twat.png|thumb|Most uncouth!]]
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' unlikeable, lacking good manners.

<blockquote>''And, by the way, among which, You give the Males a Most Terrible and Horrible Name in your behavior. Most '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Colin_Chat_1</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Trump is most Immature, '''Uncouth''', and Not Valid to be president.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Misc_E-mails#Anti-Pmurt</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I felt it appropriate to change my profile photo back to the filtered one for what happened in France the while back with due respect of the continuing of Trump's most drastic and '''uncouth''' actions in office.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/January_2017_Facebook_Posts</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''You, sir, are '''Uncouth'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/2017_tweets#Trump.2C_you_mocked_the_mentally-challenged</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''All of you are nothing but immature, borish, '''uncouth''', and damned Neanderthals.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonic_Boom_Protests#Chris_Rages_On</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''Not Sexual Fantasy; Friendships, You '''Uncouth''' Cad. Hmpf!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Unleashing_his_inner_Brit</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''And as it Had been My fault on that #NationalGirlfriendTweet that started the whole mess, that was Why I chose whole-heartedly to Harass Me instead of Doopie or Anyone Else who was being harassed with the mis-content from Years Ago from me taken Out Of Context, Mind you, because Harassing Anyone at Anyone else’s Expense is Just Plain Wrong, Bullying, and '''Uncouth'''!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''And it was ignored by you that Talulah Bankhead coined the term for Tabitha, you '''Uncouth''' Twat.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets#Tabitha_addresses_CWC_flame_war</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I agree it is shameful of these people to have accounts just to haze at me and all others, Soo '''uncouth'''.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/NightStar2891_tweets#Twitter_spam_for_Tabitha</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I miss Jessica. You Trolls Scared Her Off by either Hacking or Reporting her Facebook. You '''Uncouth''' Cads!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jessica_Quinn</ref></blockquote>

Origin: As demonstrated, Chris uses this word way more than any 21st-century [[American]] would. It is often speculated that Chris picked up this word from an ''MLP'' episode, where Applebloom and Applejack are talking about what the word "uncouth" means.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-SrQ-Oz1k4</ref> Seeing how this conversation alone is somehow a staple in the Brony subculture, and how Chris is one of those many Bronies who sees more [[Night_Star#Chris_spills_the_beans|meaning]] in the show than it actually possesses, Chris picked up this term due to how foreign and smart it sounded to him.

Chris is also notorious for his use of British English whenever he tries to make it seem he knows what he's talking about. So it is also fairly likely Chris may have adapted this word solely due to its geographical origin.
</blockquote>

;UNGA-WUNGA!!!
<blockquote>1. ''(interjection)'' A sexual chant from the [[Cherokian Clan]].
<blockquote>''There is no quote to directly cite the use of this CWC-ism. This CWC-ism was used in one of Chris' art pieces appropriately named "UNGA-WUNGA"''</blockquote>
Origin: Comes from a horrifying art piece Chris drew of himself banging [[Jackie]] against a tree while a group of Cherokians masturbate to their orgy.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Unga_Wunga_Time.jpg</ref> As for the questionably racist phrase itself, Chris simply stated that it was "just a random phrase I randomly picked for the natives to chant as they jerked off."<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_11</ref></blockquote>

;unto
<blockquote>1. ''(preposition)'' Archaic or poetic form of the word "to".

<blockquote>''Now that it has been made fully clear to me, I am now able to devote myself fully '''unto''' you, Julie.''<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 7]]</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''I am very devastated, due to my SHATTERED HEART that [[Mary Lee Walsh|XXXXX]] caused '''unto''' me!''</blockquote>

Origin: Another one of Chris's autistic ways of sounding smart, possibly in imitation of the Bible. (c.f. ''[[Chris and hypocrisy|Do unto others...]]''). Chris uses this form more frequently than most English speakers of the 21st century should, even when it sounds unwieldy.
</blockquote>
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== V ==
|-
|
;vaginatables

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' female genitalia

<blockquote>''There is no quote to cite the use of this CWC-ism. Chris used this CWC-ism in an e-mail address "ILuvVaginatables@aol.com".'</blockquote>

Origin: A strange hybrid of the words "vagina" and "vegetables", purely for Random-Access Humor.</blockquote>

;vege-marmite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Vegemite

<blockquote>''Certainly not a '''vege-marmite''' sanwich. Lol''<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-372</ref></blockquote>

Origin: A retarded pun made by Chris to state his distaste for veggie marmite. Coincidentally, vegemite is essentially marmite, yeast extract from brewing beer turned into a pungent, salty paste, with vegetables and spices added in.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite</ref></blockquote>

;vestite

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A transvestite person.

<blockquote>''"That is the difference between Trans Gender and '''Vestites'''; ID as the other sex, and dressing like it, respectively"''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-335#post-2635076]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In the above post, Chris intended to write the words "transgender" and "transvestite" in the same sentence without duplicating the trans suffix. He did so by adding a space between the prefix and the respective endings.</blockquote>

;[[Virgin with Rage|virgin with rage]]

<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' An individual who is sexually frustrated

<blockquote>''Tell me why
I'm stuck as a '''virgin with rage'''!
Tell me why
I so need a cute girl my age!
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say,
"I have a boyfriend!"''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/So_Need_a_Cute_Girl</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Even after allegedly having sex with [[Mia Hamm]], the idea of being a virgin and not having a sweetheart pushed Chris's buttons. This got so bad, that he would even rage after he's lost a potential sweetheart, or misses an opportunity to spend time with them.</blockquote>

;[[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia is for virgins]]

<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase that pushes the strange idea that the citizens of Virginia won't allow Chris to get any china solely due to his autism.

<blockquote>"'''VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS''', NOT LOVERS!"<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Story_of_My_Current_Days
</ref></blockquote>

Origin: An intentional butchering of the phrase "Virginia is for Lovers". His belief that the state of Virginia is behind some kind of conspiracy to prevent him from finding true love has started since attending [[PVCC]]. While there, Chris has gotten himself putting up Attraction Signs, loitering with said signs on campus, and even creating a [[Sonichu's News Dash|newsletter series]] in order to attract potential sweethearts. Seeing how all of this violated the school's rules and policies, he was sent directly to the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Dean]] in order for her to straighten him out. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Virginia_is_for_Virgins#Origins</ref> Of course, Chris took this to be another instance of him being discriminated, solely for being autistic. This, coupled with the fact that he's already failed on several occasions to actually get to date his gal-pals in high school, reinforced this belief. </blockquote>

;VOTES FOR WOMEN!
[[Image:Ss03.jpg|thumb|Mrs. Banks, wearing the "Votes for Women" sash that Chris so blatantly misinterpreted.]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' A phrase shouted in protest of pictures depicting women with penises.

<blockquote>'''''VOTES FOR WOMEN''', STEP IN TIME! VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME! NEVER NEED A REASON, NEVER NEED A RHYME, VOTES FOR WOMEN, STEP IN TIME!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P52.jpg</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Taken from a sash Mrs. Banks, a character from Mary Poppins, had worn. Chris clearly took this banner to simply refer to any kind of mistreatment towards women, rather than the fairly obvious implication that she's actually fighting for the right to vote.</blockquote>

<blockquote>''See Also'': [[CWC-isms#W|Women's Rights]]
</blockquote>

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== W ==
|-
|

;Walter Grisby
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A man's name often employed in acts of random-access humor.

<blockquote>''"Is this '''Walter Grisby'''? Who threw a frisbee? Well you know what? DAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!"''<ref>[[Random-access humor]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The retconned name of the character formerly known as [[Wes Iseli]].

Origin: Unknown; thought by some to be a reference to the Cartoon Network show ''Ed, Edd n Eddy''. A character in the PC game ''The Sims 3'' goes by the name of Walter Grisby, but the game's release post-dates Chris's first uses of the term by some years.
</blockquote>

; Warroir of Love
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' an advocate for spreading love and peace.

<blockquote>''"People! You do not understand! By Not blocking the Trolls, you are Promoting Hatred; They don't always side with Love. I Am '''Warroir of Love'''."''<ref>[[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/902236285389111297]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Misspelling of the word "warrior". Chris considers himself a "warrior of love" because he believes that he is the [[Chris and kindness|voice of kindness]]. Most likely derived from the derogatory term "Social Justice Warrior", a term used for individuals who advocate for social justice and equality.
</blockquote>

;well-breasted
<blockquote>1. ''(adjective)'' Having large breasts.

<blockquote>''And her image dawned upon me in my imagination, starting out as the '''well-breasted''' pink electric-hedgehog (Pok'emon) with the long Raichu-like tail, I drew her outfit onto her in red and Battery-Charged Blue.''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Rosechu|CWCipedia article on Rosechu}}</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Confusion between "well-endowed" and "large-breasted".
</blockquote>

;[[Women's rights]] (or Women's Lib)
<blockquote>
1. ''(noun)'' Any kind of behavior towards women that does not involve abusing them physically or mentally.

<blockquote>''Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the '''Women's Rights''', For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Other_documents</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' The right for women to not be depicted with a [[CWC-isms#P|pickle]].

<blockquote>''FOR OUR '''RIGHTS AS WOMEN''' AMONG ALL PEOPLE, I WILL OVERPOWER THOSE SLANDEROUS JERKS!!!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P58.jpg</ref></blockquote>

3. ''(noun)'' The act of women protesting by stripping down naked.

<blockquote>''Well, once we get our centerfolds shot and uploaded, hopefully those bastards will see and admire our beautiful lights.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Yeah, and if nothing else, we can still have a lot of fun trying.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''With our lord's support in our peaceful protest, we can win this fight.''</blockquote>

<blockquote>''Victory for '''Women's Lib'''''.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:SchuComic8P51.jpg</ref>
</blockquote>

Origin: Chris's understanding of sexism is botched up beyond belief. His zeal towards the rights of women is believed to have originated from watching the 1964 Disney film, Mary Poppins. He was particularly influenced by Mrs. Banks, who has expressed distaste for unequal treatment for women in 1910 London. As to be expected, Chris missed the point of this part of her character, and instead used this in order to justify his treatment towards the women he meets. Chris also believed that the term "sexism" only applies to forms of violence against women, and not necessarily representing in a condescending manner.

</blockquote>

;wooden nickel
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Acoustic guitar.

<blockquote>''I got the idea of the challenge from him COPYING me playing Boston's "More Than A Feeling" on Guitar Hero on his old '''Wooden Nickel'''; if he wants to copy on Guitar, he may as well be challenged in a Sing-Off.''<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: In real life, a wooden nickel is a now defunct form of currency used during the Great Depression. His use probably refers to the phrase "don't take any wooden nickels" - that is, he is calling the acoustic guitar a semi-worthless imitation of his Guitar Hero controller.
</blockquote>

;worse
<blockquote>1. ''(adverb)'' Severely; extremely, in an adverse manner

<blockquote>''IMHO, having Seinor Citizens for Parents throughout your whole life is no picnic; they are '''WORSE''' Overprotective.''<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 6]]</ref></blockquote>

</blockquote>
|-
|
;wrath
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' Great [[Chris and anger|anger]] or rage. Considered one of the [[Chris and religion|Seven Deadly Sins]].

<blockquote>''Apparently, my, uh, heed of warning towards Vivian has gone unheard or otherwise SHE DID NOT REALIZE THE FURY OF MY '''WRATH'''''<ref>[[Sign Destruction Video]]</ref></blockquote>

2. ''(noun)'' Strength sufficient to lift an office chair.

<blockquote>''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRR!!! FEEL MY '''WRATH'''!!''<ref>[[Power]]</ref></blockquote>
</blockquote>
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==X==
|-
|
;X2-checking
<blockquote>1. ''(verb)'' Double Checking
<blockquote>''Just '''X2-checking''' if you got the drawing I left you.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-35#post-2511049]]</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Comes from x2 meaning times two, which means double to Chris.

</blockquote>
;XXXXX
<blockquote>1. ''(noun, censorship)'' censorship of the word "bitch"
<blockquote>''Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM VERY ANGRY AT THAT '''XXXXX'''!''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC%27s_Diary</ref></blockquote>
Origin: Chris's only instance of this peculiar censorship is in his [[diary]]. In it, Chris repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "XXXXX", clearly as a censorship of the word "bitch". Why Chris chose to replace all of the letters in the word with the capital letter "X", instead of using asterisks remains a mystery.</blockquote>

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== Y ==
|-
|
;y'all
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(pronoun)'' indicating second person plural.

<blockquote>''"'''Y'all''' are free to stay here in one or so of their bedrooms for free, and y'all get fed too. Consider this a second chance for a good life which Christian offers to y'all; seek good employment after y'all get your strength rebuilt. ... I'll go check y'all in, then I have to finish saving the world."''<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Issue_10/Page_68|Issue 10 Page 68}} [[Ultra Sonichu]] to the [[Basement Rosechus]], on a '''single page'''</ref></blockquote>
<blockquote>''It would be appreciated if '''y'all''' can book the flight for me, because I'm unsure about my family's current financial status, and my social's being saved for my own bills.''"<ref>[[Miyamoto Saga]] </ref></blockquote>
Origin: Derived from "you all", originating from the dialect of the Southern United States (and found in [[niggos|black communities]] outside the South). Often considered substandard English, Chris even uses this in formal written situations. Also overused in the [[comic]] to the point of absurdity.
</blockquote>
|-
|
;y'all should know me by now
|-
|<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' An introduction to complete strangers.

<blockquote>'''''Y'all should know me by now''', but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, back on March 17th, 2000.''<ref name=csm/></blockquote>
Origin: His second message on YouTube, addressed to the ED trolls. He would use it several more times after this, possibly making this into his tagline. The introduction is made under the assumption that Chris is [[Chris and his Ego|already well-known]].
</blockquote>

;young at heart

<blockquote>1. ''(noun, attributive)'' An individual with childlike characteristics; a childish person.

<blockquote>''Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston Chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [sic] 21 years old and I play because I am '''young at heart'''. So anyway we are going to take a tour of my ci-ty...in Animal Crossing.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Animal_Crossing_Documentary</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''I am '''Young at Heart'''; a concept I have kept within myself since childhood.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote>''We, the '''Young at heart''' stand alongside our Liked and Cared others.''<ref>[[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-27-chris-wants-everyone-to-be-a-manchild-like-him.33726/]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Chris can't seem to tell the difference between being a child at heart, and being childish. In his mind, people who are considered childish actually lead a more exciting life, since he believes that more childlike people are willing to show off their [[kindness]] and are generally more eccentric. In reality, adults who are "young at heart" generally have a somewhat innocent outlook of life and are generally interested in things considered suitable for children, yet understand their responsibilities as adults.
</blockquote>
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== Z ==
|-
|

;zap to the extreme
[[Image:ZapToTheExtreme.png|thumb|200px]]
<blockquote>1. ''(phrase)'' Go out and be brave.

<blockquote>''Go! Sonichu! Go out and '''zap to the extreme'''!''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote>

<blockquote> ''Now everyone stay green and go out and '''zap to the extr-r-r-r-r-eme'''. Have a lovely day.''<ref>[[A New, Fun Trick]]</ref></blockquote>

Origin: This phrase is first used on the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]], where Chris's mary sue character tells Sonichu to "zap to the extreme" as if Chris and Sonichu were in a bona fide [[Pokémon]] tournament. Chris would then end up using this phrase time and again, usually completely out of context of its original meaning.
</blockquote>

;zapbud
[[Image:Zapbud.jpg|thumb|100px|A Zapbud]]
<blockquote>1. ''(noun)'' A fictitious flower found in the ''Sonichu'' canon; Rosechu's favorite flower.

<blockquote>''Oh, Rosechu, you are as beautiful as a rose, though a '''Zapbud''' is the flower that heals your woes.''<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Sonichu%27s_Ode_to_Rosechu</ref></blockquote>

Origin: Essentially the result of Chris attempting to create a mythology around his ''Sonichu'' comics, Chris created some of his own flora as well. Because of how "zapping" was a very common theme in the earlier issues of ''Sonichu'', Chris thought about naming his flora after this one theme.

2. ''(noun)'' a [[CWC-isms#S|sweetheart]].

<blockquote>''Yes, my blossoming '''zapbud'''. That's why we are here.''<ref>[[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]</ref></blockquote></blockquote>

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==References==

<references/>

{{CWC-isms}}
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Speech impediment

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[[Chris]] has an '''unusual manner of speaking''', due to the combination of his strong [[Ruckersville, VA|regional dialect]] and what appear to be genuine impairments.

==History==
Counter-intuitively, Chris's speech impediment appears to have worsened over time. He spoke relatively clearly and normally in his [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|earlier]] videos (outside saying "listen" as "risten"), while his stuttering and other difficulties have increased significantly since then.

Likely causes include troll-induced [[stress]] and a lack of conversational company not already accustomed to Chris's speaking tendencies.

Chris's problems in verbal communication potentially stem from either the extended period of "muteness" he went through during his childhood (supposedly as a consequence of his treatment by the [[abusive babysitter]]) or his [[autism]], a disorder which often results in speech difficulties. Chris's written communication generally tends to be significantly more coherent and grammatically correct than how he speaks. While writing, he has more time and freedom to determine what he says.

Nervousness in general may also be a factor with Chris's stuttering issues. His early videos in which he stuttered less and spoke more fluently, comparatively speaking, were possibly rehearsed and may have required several takes before the final version. He was also within the comforts of his own room and house, and possibly felt more relaxed than he would in a normal social situation. When conversing with outside parties, such as trolls or random strangers out and about, he may feel more pressured to be sociable and thus, trip and stumble over his sentences. Another possible reason for his degenerative speech habits might be the increasing levels of paranoia Chris has over the belief that every person he comes into contact with might be a troll. This may be causing him to be become less comfortable around people more-so than he already was, and thus affects his communication skills greatly.

==Non-symptoms==
Slang such as "Y'all" and "'em", and contracting the "g" of words ending in "-ing" is typical in dialects of the southeastern United States, Chris's native region.

Chris's pronunciation of "nt" (Internet pronounced "Innernet") is a common trait of American accents.

Chris tends to mispronounce names (such as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]) due to his [[Naïve|ignorance]] of how they are actually pronounced, rather than impairments in his speech.

==Symptoms==
Chris's diction is naturally staggered, interspersed with pauses, deep breaths, "um," "uh," and "hm." The pauses and deep breaths, used in speech therapy, suggest that Chris has had his speech impediment professionally treated at some point. Chris's protracted style of speaking seems to make it easier for him to lose his thought, stray off topic, or forget to include certain segments of his thoughts. However, in the [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]] he has made, his speech is surprisingly fluent, with no "ums" or "uhs" This fluency is probably because he is being timed to do it, so there's little time to stop.

Chris also has a strong tendency to stutter. Although not the type of "machine-gun" stutter largely associated with the problem, Chris constantly has to repeat whole phrases, and he stumbles over certain phrases as he finds the correct words to best convey his ideas. This also could be because Chris finds the need to correct himself, and finds repetition to be the optimal way to deal with this. Ofte- usually this resu- this resu- thi- th- this ends up in Chris having to rei- repe- this ends up in Chris having to shuffle through many synonyms just to express a brief statement (prime example: [[Kacey calls]]).

During the [[Father Call|conversation]] with [[Kacey]]'s dad, Chris claimed to pause before speaking in order to "spellcheck" what he is saying. This implies that Chris needs to consciously plan what he is going to say or else he is unable to say it; this suggests that Chris's difficulty with speech stems from poor contact between the speech centers of his brain and his cerebellum, a common characteristic of [[autism]]. Ironically, Chris clearly [[Chris and Writing|doesn't spellcheck his ''written'' work.]]

Like small children, Chris has a tendency to speak too quickly, run words into one another, and slur words. For example, Chris's pronunciation of "[[Encyclopedia Dramatica|Ensykapeia Dramakka paysh]]".

Chris sometimes mixes up the pieces of multiple word phrases, resulting in [[wikipedia:spoonerism|statements]] like [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|"harvey-dirdban"]] "rell-wested." <ref>[[Ode to Julie]]</ref>

Chris has difficulties with the post-vocalic L in words like real /ˈɹiːəl/ and medal /ˈmɛdəl/, pronouncing the "al" as an "o" (real becomes Rio, medal becomes meadow, jail rhymes with mayo, etc.)

Chris has difficulty pronouncing the letter "X" (/ks/ or /gz/), as well as related consonantal digraphs (/sk/, /st/), pronouncing it either as an "/s/" sound (elision) or as a "/t͡s/" sound (fronting); for example, he pronounces the number 6 as "sits". In addition, he pronounces the voiced "th" sound (/ð/) as "d", even when it's not deliberate (as in "da" standing in for "the"). This indicates trouble with consonants, known as [[wikipedia:Speech-Language_Pathology_in_School_Settings#Articulation_disorders|articulation disorders]]. This may have also been caused by high frequency hearing loss that Chris experienced as a young child. (as noted by the [[Autism papers]]).

However, given the above, it is most likely he has [[wikipedia:cluttering|tachyphemia]]. This explains most of his speech and grammar usage.

==Chris's singing voice==
''Main article: [[Chris and music#Singing]]''

==Chris's tomgirl voice==
Chris has attempted to change his voice as part of his [[tomgirl]] transition. Though some MTF transsexuals are able to pull off a convincing female voice with practice, Chris isn't one of them. He opens his videos with a falsetto voice, but usually switches back to his natural voice at some point during a video.

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and English]]

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Christine Doll

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{{quote|I was feeling lost for a very long time! I was also [[Autism|out-of-mental-sync]]. I finally feel sorted now. Thank you, me!|The Christine Doll, in the [[Sonichu 12-9]] comic, thanking [[Night Star]] after being reborn as a clone of her.}}

[[File:Cwc and cwc.jpg|thumb|This is just sad.]]

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image: Christine Doll Drawing.png|100px]]</div>

The '''Christine Dolls''' are dolls, ostensibly modeled after [[Chris]], custom-made from a Vinyl Scratch ''My Little Pony'' toy figure and a ''Skylanders'' 3D-printed game avatar. The dolls seem to serve a similar function as the [[Medallion]], in that they broadcast to the public his interests, gender identity and, of course, the fact that he’s autistic.

The first appearance of the ''MLP'' doll was in a paid video request entitled [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests|Singing an ol' diddy]], in which it is perched on his desk. During a [[Reading: "A Girl Who Brought Down the World", "And Apparently Survived a Housefire"#Chapter 3 and 4|subsequent request video]], Chris said, "This is another custom figure I made. Our [[hair]] matches!”

A few months later, in January 2017, he began showing off another custom Christine doll, this one designed in the Skylanders video game.<ref>[[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff‎‎]]</ref>

==In public==
[[File:Cwc and vinyl dolls at Cville Pride 2016.jpg|thumb|200px|At CVille Pride]]

He was spotted in public with "MLP Figurines sticking out of his purse," by a field agent who snapped his photo [[Card Games#Toys "Я" Us|at a Toys R Us]] in September 2016.

When Chris went to the [[Cville Pride]] LGBT event a few days later, he posted a photo to Facebook, showing the Christine Doll holding hands with another Vinyl doll, with the caption "Vinyl and I are enjoying the music at #CVillePride2016."

Chris photographed himself playing with both the Christine Dolls in public at [[The End Games]] in January 2017.

His habit of bringing toys in public to play with is not exclusive to these - in 2015-16, he brought Amiibos modeled after Sonichu and himself to places such as [[McDonalds]] and [[OmegaCon]].

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==Role-playing==
[[File:Christine doll and vinyl as lesbians.jpg|Role-playing a lesbian couple with the Christine Doll and MLP's Vinyl.|thumb|200px]]

Chris displayed yet another sign of his deteriorating mental condition when he uploaded a set of videos in September 2016 (a [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|paid request]] and his [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt‎‎|political commentary)]], in which he continuously says "we," in reference to himself and the doll. In December 2016, he still had this disturbing habit, as seen in [[Z-Ring Fun Extra]] at the 1:34 mark, when he knocks over the doll and calls it "myself.”

He again posed them as lesbians, photographing the scene and posting it to Facebook, in the following year.

The ''MLP'' doll was featured in [[A little Fluttershy singing (imitation)]], a video of Chris's doll "singing" in a voice from the [[MLP]] show, which he tweeted to the actual voice actress.

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==In the comic==
[[File:Night Star and Christine Doll.jpg|Two Mary Sues meet.|thumb|left|200px]]

In [[Sonichu 12-9]], the ''MLP'' Christine Doll appears as an alternate dimension doppelganger of the humanoid [[Night Star]] and is also given the name "Night Star," although her full name is "Christine Night Weston Star Chandler." She is described as "an old, prototypical friend of [Night Star] and [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christine]]'s."

After the two meet up, Night Star shows off her cutie mark (a sign of one's destiny, stamped on the hip; a concept Chris ripped off from [[My Little Pony]]). Seeing her doppelganger's mark is enough to transform alt-Night Star into a new form that more closely matches Night Star's.

The scene was presumably written by Chris to retcon his prototype ponysona to visually resemble his newer one. From a reader's perspective, the scene is highly confusing, as alt-Night Star had only debuted in the comic in the very scene that she was magicked into a new form that looks identical to a character who had also only recently debuted in the story, both of whom are based on Chris's idealized view of his [[Tomgirl]] self.

==Destruction==
[[File:Smashing (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400002.png|thumb|200px|left|Remains of the Christine Doll, shortly before being crushed by a metal bedpost.]]

On 16 January, 2018, Chris [[Smashing|filmed himself destroying the Christine Doll]] after the [[Idea Guy]] convinced him that it was being bugged by Nazis.

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==Resurrection==
On 19 February 2018, Chris unveiled a new version of the doll. Chris painted white stripes on the figure's arms and a triangle on the chest, intended to resemble the Adidas tracksuit from the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|gopnik outfit]] which Chris has worn regularly since its debut in [[Cherokean Chant]]. Chris does not seem to care that the figure's shirt does not resemble the tracksuit in either color or fit.

{{quotebox|Check it out! Updated Nightstar, and myself, Equestria Girls Minis Figures! 😊❤️}}

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==Gallery==

<center><gallery>
File:Pace car.jpeg|On the dashboard.
File:SonichuRosechuAmiibo.jpg|Playing with Sonichu figure at McDonalds.
File:Cwc omegacon pokken.jpg|Christine Amiibo doll at OmegaCon.
File:EQGminifigs.jpeg|with MLP Equestria Girls toys
File:Night Star love quest.jpg|Night Star, encouraging not-Night Star on her [[love quest]].
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Medallions]]
*[[Sonichu Amiibo]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}

{{Relics of Fail}}
{{BusinessList}}

Virginia is for Virgins

2019-03-09T06:22:54Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by Ericitos Verdes

[[Image:VirginiaVirginsComic.jpg|thumb|right|Sign indicating "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS" with a [[Jerkop]] claiming that true love is illegal in Virginia. From [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]].]]

"'''Virginia is for Virgins'''" (or, as he sometimes [[Chris and English|misspells it]], "'''Virgina is for Virgins'''") is a phrase that [[Chris]] uses to describe [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|another]] of his puzzling theories. It is a bastardization of the state department's slogan [[Wikipedia:Virginia is for Lovers|"Virginia is for Lovers"]], which is used in ads to promote tourism.

In a fashion typical of a paranoid delusional personality, Chris thinks that every man, woman, and child in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]], is taking part in a massive, [[Wikipedia:Manhattan Project|Manhattan Project]]-style cover-up devoted solely to keeping him from getting any china. This idea was formulated after his sign was destroyed by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and Chris was told that he couldn't get a girlfriend by using it.

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==Origins==
[[Image:VirginiaIsForVirginsAd.jpg|thumb|Whatever this means.]]

In Chris's [[Story of My Current Days]], Chris explains how he came to believe that "Virginia is for Virgins":
{{quotebox|So, as of August, [[2003|Y2K3]], I did the most logical, sensible and inexpensive idea I could think of, I made a simple sign that stated, "I am a 21-year old and Single Male Seeking and 18-21-year old SINGLE FEMALE COMPANION", along with a basic description of qualities I felt were best suited, due to the fact that it describe MOST every Boyfriend-Free, 18-21year old Girl. Sadly though, not a single one even gave me a glanced, a momentary pause or even an excuse-making throat clearing to read the sign or give me the time of day. And the few who noticed... That EVIL WITCH OF THE [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PrivateVilla of Corrupted Citizens]], Mary Lee Walsh, a bunch of Non-Blue or Black impersonating JERKOPS, Manajerks and every other (only a few total) son/daughter of a #&*.. MOCKED ME AND EVEN CRUMBLED MY EFFORTS AND THREW THEM INTO MY FACE! IT WAS SERIOUS HEART-SHATTERING INSULTS LIKE THAT WHICH [[Heart level|LITERALLY SHATTERED MY HEART]] TO ALMOST NOTHING AND MURDERED MY SOUL! Like as if I didn't already understand that Love Can't be Hurried; but they ALL left a HUGE IMPRESSION among the general population that having a [[Sweetheart]] was ILLEGAL IN VIRGINIA thus, "VIRGINIA IS FOR VIRGINS, NOT LOVERS!" was what I had thought for a long time with the Dark Forces that were forced into me, bedding with my torturing past with the jerks of the [[Greene County Conspiracy|Greene County School System]] during the childhood years of my life. Thank God for blessing me with many happy years at [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]] in Chesterfield; rounding my feelings and attitude out for today.}}

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==Contradictions==
While Chris states that Virginia "is for Virgins" only, people with an actual brain wind up with this question: how is it possible that our [[autism|autistic hero]] developed a [[noviophobia|hatred towards men]] in a state where [[hanky panky|true love]] is virtually forbidden? If lovers cannot stay together, how come [[Bob]] and [[Barbara]] married? Does he imply that his parents don't actually love each other?

It is possible that all the couples seen in Virginia are nothing more than holograms created by Mary Lee Walsh to taunt Christian, to eternally make him remember that no woman will ever free him from his [[virgin with rage|sexual frustrations]]. Either that, or it's just Chris who fails to realize that the problem of him not finding a [[sweetheart]] does not lie in the fact that the state where he lives is against romance, but because he's completely fucked up in his mind and is not willing to make any changes to improve himself.

'''BUT WAIT!'''

==Proof==
[[Image:CWCmobile.jpg|thumb|right|The real slogan, with [[Son-Chu]] in the foreground]]

These links provide irrefutable proof that it is illegal for Chris to ever have sex in Virginia. Read [https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter4/section18.2-61/ here], and [https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-346/ here].

Then again, he doesn't care much for the [[Chris and the Law|law]], [[28 October 2011|does he?]]

In a potentially ironic twist, in [[October 2013|October]]/[[November 2013]], Christian/Republican gubernatorial candidate [[Wikipedia:Ken Cuccinelli|Ken Cuccinelli]]'s platform highlights include making [[Duck|oral]] sex, of any kind, a Class 6 Felony (defined as "currently unclassified, but can be eventually classified into one of the lowest of classes or up to the fullest extent." Examples including violating court orders, or reckless endangerment; the platform is a blatant smokescreen for Cuccinelli's anti-gay stances), punishable with up to 5 years in prison in Virginia, and a $2,500 fine.<ref>http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+18.2-10</ref>

==A case for state involvement in Chris's sexuality==
Chris goes as far as believing that the government of Virginia should be involved in his quest for [[China]]. Just like the speech therapy he received at [[Chris's education#James Madison University|James Madison University]], he believes that he and his fellow social retards should receive special "[[Dating education|dating education]]" before receiving any form of sexual education. In his own words, from his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating Education|Wikipedia entry]]: "If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years".

As if that weren't enough, Chris also believes that the government [[Monthly tugboat|should pay]] for him to get laid. In [[Mailbag 29|Mailbag #29]], Chris argues that virgins should be referred to state-sponsored [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|sex workers]] so they can lose their virginity. The fee, he reckons, should be set to $10 for an hour of service, including a thirty-minute crash course in sexual intercourse.

==See also==
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]

==References==
<references />

{{CWC-isms}}
{{Love quest}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Facebook statuses

2019-03-09T06:22:53Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by Trombonista

Chris had funny [[Facebook]] statuses on his old profile, and continues to have them on his current profile.
[[Image:Cwcfacebookwordcloud.jpg|thumb|A wordcloud of Chris's statuses.]]
{| class="wikitable"
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! Text
! Time
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| Christian Weston Chandler is [[Feel So Lonesome|lonesome]] and playin' his [[Video games|videogame]].
| January 10, [[2008]] at 12:37am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and playin' his videogame.
| January 10, 2008 at 12:39am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and waitin' at the [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]]
| January 16, 2008 at 3:00am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].
| January 18, 2008 at 8:45pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home and tired of the snow.
| January 22, 2008 at 3:37am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home
| January 23, 2008 at 8:17pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library Lounge This Afternoon.
| January 23, 2008 at 8:20pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge This Afternoon.
| January 24, 2008 at 2:23am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| January 24, 2008 at 4:59pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at [[The GAMe PLACe|The Game Place]] this evening for [[Pokémon|Pokemon]] League.
| January 24, 2008 at 11:52pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| January 25, 2008 at 5:36pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]
| January 26, 2008 at 10:18pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| January 27, 2008 at 6:01pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon
| January 28, 2008 at 7:27pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon, [[Virgin with rage|and I am real lonely.]]
| January 28, 2008 at 9:11pm
|-
| I'm not seeing any NEW posts on my wall, please write something pleasant, some [[Gal-pal|gal]].
| January 29, 2008 at 3:13am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.
| January 31, 2008 at 10:17pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his church
| February 2, 2008 at 7:14pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| February 7, 2008 at 9:23am
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.
| February 7, 2008 at 4:56pm
|-
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home
| February 12, 2008 at 3:44pm
|-
| Open Question; Please Answer. Am I Good Looking or handsome?
| January 29, 2012
|-
| Here is a suggestion, and it would greatly be appreciated. Download (To your phone or handheld), or
Perferably (color) Print, my Profile Photo. Share with me as many of y'all's female friends. Ask them each if they think I look cute, good, attractive or not. And if they ask, tell them I am single. And if they ask How I am still single; DO NOT HESITATE to inform them, "He is very shy and high-functionally autistic." TELL THEM NOT TO GOOGLE MY NAME, or just leave my name out of the conversation.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| Well, still an open question, do I look attractive in my most current photograph, featured Profile Photo?
| January 30, 2012
|-
| During a time of which, [[The_Tale_Of_The_Crazy_Pacer|"Pacing"]] with said sign stuck onto original DS played the role. I was considered "Crazy", but my actions were greatly misunderstood by the people. "Soliciting?"?!! I had no understanding or awareness of that term until after I was handcuffed Twice; Recorded on file once. I had little respect to the [[Jerkop|Jerkops]] in colors other then blue or black. After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called "Officers of the Badge."
| January 30, 2012
|-
| At the capital [[Charlottesville_Fashion_Square| F.Sq Mall]]; Population: Mild to medium.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| It really makes me feel soo sad, lonely and disappointed to feel soo INVISIBLE IN PUBLIC. I could just Stand in Walking Traffic, and I would ONLY be overlooked and walked through like a ghost of sad, lonely pasts
| January 30, 2012
|-
| I mean, ANYONE can feel sorry for somebody who is worse off, but do THEY actually do ANYTHING for that person? The answer is No. Another thing that makes me sad.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| This Charlottesville "Community" is FULL of Ignorant, Uncaring, Snooty, Snobish Corrupted People.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| Time and Time again, I saw Very Little Success in Attracion. If "Good Looks" attract the opposite gender, and if I have such a good-looking, kind face that may be even considered Remotely Attractive, I would have attracted my woman right away and I would not feel soo crappy and miserable today.
| January 30, 2012
|-
| I am Not looking forward to turning 30. [:_(
| January 30, 2012
|-
| It reminds me of countless times I hung out here from '05 to '07 in the enduring days of my Sweetheart Search. During most of which, I resorted to a method of attraction that I learned later "made me look retarded"; having a sign by my side stating, "##- Year Old, Single Male, searching for an 18 - ## year old Single Woman."
| January 30, 2012
|-
| February is coming up... My birthday's on the 24th... I'll be 30... Still a Virgin. I mean, MOST people lose their Virgin Marys BEFORE 21. My mother lost hers in her High School years. My Father lost his at the age of 27. "THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN"!!! DAMN IT! Abstinence is a Very Crappy Joke! It only leads to Growing, GROWing, GROWING EMOTIONAL PAIN over the extended time.
| Janurary 30, 2012
|-
| I miss hanging out with my friends too.
| January 31, 2012
|-
| Chobits. The storybooks Chi reads; they describe me. Chobits available for instant streaming on [[Netflix]]. The anime is very good in its story.
| January 31, 2012
|-
| [[:Image:GAMe_PLACe_Cyber-Bully_Hang-Out_Ad.png‎|Please tell EVERYONE to Stay the HELL Away from that PLACe!!!]] ''[Note: Ad is placed underneath the status update.]''
| January 31, 2012
|-
| The best possible solution for my emotions is to ACTUALLY hang out IN PERSON. IF y'all can get away from your own businesses, romances and work to ACTUALLY Be Better Friends.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| People of [[Charlottesville, VA]] are Insensitive of others, including those of us who are Socially Worse Off than they Snobbishly are.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| Bitch left w.out a reply from me. Confirmed departure; relocated self to Starbucks kiosk leaving chair as-is; Symbolic Middle-Finger to [[Jerkops]]. BTW, [[Janekop]] "threatened" to get the [[Manajerk]]. LOL.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| I am still feeling heartache; including empty-but-few-drops feeling in heart; continuing to wait for Caring, Pretty, White Female Peer.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| Currenty at [[Fashion Square Mall|F.Sq. Pop]]: mild to med. Approached by B.Male Jerkop in white; asked me to re-rotate comfy chair I'm sitting in; I Ignored the S.O.B. ;j Now being approached by W. Janekop; ignoring bitch.
| February 1, 2012
|-
| [[Bob|Heartache]]. heartache... [[Chris and English|helaerttttttttacheewi]].....
| February 2, 2012
|-
| I feel a little better, but the heartaches are still here. Doctor Perscribes Hanging out and having fun with some Friends, Face to Face, Three Times A Week.
| February 2, 2012
|-
| Earlier, at Toys 'R' Us, I put together a [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Lego (Friends) Lemonade Stand]] for Alex's cause. Each Free stand built would give a dollar to support ending child cancer.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Anyhoo, after T.R.U., I went to the mall, with my normal plan in my head to sit, hang and wait for a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Ms. Right]].
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Back to today, I took my normal once-around the mall before settling down to hang. But I impulsively decided to leave a few photos as I walked. Eventually, I settled for my hand at a table of the S.Bucks kiosk. I called my mother to check in. While ringing, a Jerkop wandered into my space; I saw one to a handful of my warning photos in his right hand. I felt shocked with surprise.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Mom answered; I played it cool with her, while I started to get up and walk away. We finished the chat; she hung up; I hung up as I walked. Then I looked back; the Jerkop following me said something. I start running to the JCP. I hid in the back for a moment to catch myself. I thought it best to leave and return another day.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Set to exit via the one with the salon, HE and an accomplice intercepted me. "You're not in any trouble", the Jerkop said; the hell I was not, or Why would the son of a bitch be chasing after me. I exited via the South exit instead. I veered my way around eastward to the Mitsu I was driving, far east from the east Belk entrance. I started along the outter edge of the parking lot. I was spotted by the accomplice, but I was too fast for him, and I was tactful hiding and weaving around the parked cars to get to mine.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| I see the acc catching up as I was close to my car. Those dumbasses probably thought to search for my [[Son-Chu|Escort]]; not a Mitsubishi. The Jerkop called out to me by name once during the mess; I was Not going to associate with ANYONE who knew me by name without my own familiarity of him/her. Cheap Internet Fame is JUST NOT WORTH A SHIT. I got into my car and escaped swiftly, leaving behind a confused accomplice.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Now I rest at an [[McDonald's|McD]] with an Arnold Palmer Tea and Apple Slices, rehydrating myself and resting while typing my story up. My Mother does NOT need to know of what happened.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Sorry, but another important point needs to be typed. The edited .jpg of Snyder's 10% coupon from NBC 29's flyer I had posted earlier on my wall, well I have recently printed 50 copies at a photo-print station at [[Wal-Mart]] a few days ago, Destined to be distributed as I went. Placed like on the table I wpuld be sitting at, or for the Mall, placed like advertising things near other ad things. Their purpose, obviously, is to Inform The Public and Masses to Stay Far Away from that PLACe, because Cyber-Bullies DO meet, hand and breed there under Snyder's approval. That PLACe WILL go down, by my will, or by someone else's fire-on-a-stick and bombs.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| On another topic, I just got hit by my horoscope today. It warned me to keep my business only to myself and associates, otherwise I'd run risk of...
| February 4, 2012
|-
| (keep my goals to myself or risk)... "Being encouraged Ad Nauseam"
| February 4, 2012
|-
| I took the horoscope to mean that I should keep my resumed Sweetheart Search quiet at the Mall today. I had planned on wearing a sign around my neck, stating non-offensively, "IF YOU LIKE ME, PLEASE TELL ME". I had also thought of playing music from my 3DS loudly through bomb-shaped mini speakers with fun faces I had purchased at Wal-Mart.
| February 4, 2012
|-
| Found first two seasons of "Laguna Beach" on DVD at Goodwill with ALL matching discs included. Checking out series now; I like it so far.
| February 5, 2012
|-
|Recently, after being corrected of homo Andy Dick DID NOT star in the movie, "Napoleon Dynamite", I rented the movie from PSN. It was a fun, okay movie. Additionally, I actually watched the first two episodes of the new Animated Series on FOX before I watched the movie.
| February 5, 2012
|-
| Recently watched Graduation episode of L.B. S-1; I reflected on High School again, as well as my Graduation. I cried again.
| February 6, 2012
|-
| I Don't Know. I've observed that I felt like more often than usual. I'm still feeling lost. I'm lonely. I need face-to-face woman/friends. I'm slow on the take sometimes to often. I wish I could go back to 1999. I wish my family and I had not moved back here. My heart still aches. My soul feels broken, beaten and scarred. I dunno what to think. I Don't Know.
| February 7, 2012
|-
| Hey, Everyone! Say hello to my friend who has been offline for a while; she finally got back on and started an f.b. page for herself from my invitation, [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]. **(:D**
| February 8, 2012
|-
| Here, [[:Image:Chris_and_Jackie_Lego_Friends.png‎|my Lego Minifig counterpart is lucky with a Lego Friend]]; hopefully Jackie and I can get together and renew our relationship. :) '[Note: Picture is placed underneath the status update.]''
| February 9, 2012
|-
| [[:Image:Christian_3DS_Wii_QR_Code.png‎|My 3DS Mii QR Code]]. ''[Note: Code is placed underneath the status update.]''
| February 9, 2012
|-
| I've just finished watching the [[My Little Pony|M.L.P.]] We <3 Ponies Mare-a-thon countdown. I'm pleased "Green Isn't Your Color" made #2; I feel confused why "Luna Eclipsed" was voted #1. I liked "Look Before You Sleep" better, but considering the choices on HubWorld.com, "The Cutie-Mark Chronicles" should HAVE been the #1 episode.
| February 11, 2012
|-
| I'm just (re)informing y'all that I still feel little looking forward to my 30th [[Christian Love Day|Birthday]], and I have NO plans on or around the date. Everyone on my Friends List, you all are welcome to extend you wishes to me by U.S. Post Mail or Telephone on my cell's Voice Mail. You all are also welcome to visit me at my house (yard-visit); please call my cell and leave a message with your name and phone number, so I can return your call.
| February 11, 2012
|-
| Also, I still wait for a response from Jackie here; with her hopping a plane for a vacay suddenly, I feel concerned and worry rather or not she still longs for me (mutually) or not.
| February 11, 2012
|-
| Mom got upset with me after I got caught flipping off a Jerkop. She told me how she felt in a conflict-resolution. It hurt me. She recovered after some rest, but I still feel very sad. I feel like I deserve to be beaten up, and I do not want Michael Snyder's blood on my mother's hands.
| February 13, 2012
|-
| I'm feeling sad and lonely again. Just hang in' at McD in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckers]]. *sigh* ...
| February 13, 2012
|-
|}

== Application statuses ==

{| class="wikitable"
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! Text
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler was reviewing friends' friends for [[Love Quest|dating]], using Spark
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler wants to know if you would [[Hanky-panky|do him]]? Yes? No?
|-
|[[Troll|Someone]] is checking out Christian Weston Chandler on Zoosk.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler is in MOOD for a [[Rape|SWEET KISS]] from someone really special Is that YOU?
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler gave a sweet ANONYMOUS kiss to a Secret Someone special Rachel Davis Isnt this exciting?
|-
|Someone rated Christian Weston Chandler on Are YOU Sexy.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler has added FunWall.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on 'Meet New People'.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler added the iLike application.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Chris and music|music]] to their profile
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler took the [[Sweetheart|Ideal Mate]] quiz
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler says: I feel Lonely
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on MNF
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler just added the [[Cherokian Clan|Heritage]] app.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler , New Stickers are waiting for you!
|-
|Someone Yes'd Christian Weston Chandler on MNF
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler has added a new [[Son-Chu|bumper sticker]]
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Are You Interested?!
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler has created a playlist called [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CWC\'s Jams]].
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler voted for his favorite version of a song
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler listened to the song
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler is being flirted with on 'Meet New People'.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Meet New People!
|-
|Update! Top Friends News from Christian Weston Chandler!
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler found someone interesting on Mesmo [[Chris and television|TV]] Match
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler took a quiz
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Family Guy|TV favorites]] to their profile using Mesmo TV
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler is passing teammates in TV Show Trivia
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler found out which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sexual position]] is best for him
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Naughty Genie]] and is granting naughty wishes to friends
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler has made a naughty [[China|wish]] to Linda DeLorme. Linda DeLorme must now fulfill it.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler granted a naughty wish back to Linda DeLorme
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler joined the Compare HOTNESS Tournament!
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler has just sent a new post.
|-
|Someone flirted with Christian Weston Chandler!
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler found a lucky Facebook [[Homos|Fairy]]!
|-
|Naughty Genie granted Christian Weston Chandler a Wish
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler is playing the Sex Appeal game.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler sent Frog playing banjo gift to Jessica Gombert
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Smiley from Jessica Gombert.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler sent Rachel Reynolds a Juno Movie Message.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler voted for Melissa Williams for FB Models.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler has a Blue heart !
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Nosey from Jessica Gombert.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Bluey from Jessica Gombert.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Spotty from Jessica Gombert.
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler gained a Scratch And Win title
|-
|Christian Weston Chandler has been loved
|}

[[Category: Facebook]]
[[Category: Historical Documents]]

Vanessa AIM Chat 1

2019-03-09T06:22:52Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by Asperhes

'''Vanessa AIM Chat 1''' is the first chat between [[Chris]] and [[Joshua Martinez]], an old [[Chris's education#James Madison University|acquaintance]] pretending to be [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. It took place on 6 [[April 2009]].

==Summary==

The chat starts with Chris seemingly apologizing to Josh for [[Joshua Martinez#Chris counterattacks|slandering and smearing him]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Somehow this evolves into him talking to Vanessa and eulogizing about [[God]] helping him find [[Ivy]] and her fixing his [[biological clock]]. Vanessa gets him to submit an [[A CWC Audition|audition tape]] for an undisclosed movie, which should be 30 minutes long. Chris fails to reach even one sixth of this length when presenting the tape.

==Transcript==
'''ChrisChanSonichu (9:57:22 PM):''' I felt soo bad saying the things I said back then; I was in error; not totally thinking too clear. But I have seen the light from our lord, Jesus, and my vision is more clear.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (9:58:28 PM):''' Listen, there is something I feel I should inform you. A lot has changed since we last talked; I had moved on, talked to a lot of people online (a lot of which were impostorous trolls). But about a month ago, I received a call on my cell from a sweet girl, [[Ivy]], who was a fan of my work. We've been talking a lot on the phone; a dash of e-mails too.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (9:59:19 PM):''' I have learned that she is the one I have been waiting for; the girl I was praying for. Because she has done a major task I needed a True [[Sweetheart]] for; Fix my [[Biological Clock]].
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:02:20 PM):''' I had been sleeping at 6AM, getting up in mid-afternoon. Then I met Ivy; she asked me to sing "[[I Need A Hero]]" from Bonnie Tyler for her in a video. So I decided to up it and make a Music Video of the project on my PS3's EyeCreate program. It's currently on [[YouTube]] if you want to see it.
I spent 3 days and 2 nights working on it; getting little sleep, because I wanted to finish it as quickly as possible, giving it a lot of thought and effort. In the process, I crashed the 2nd night at 9 PM, and...
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:02:34 PM):''' and awaking the next morning at 6:30 AM.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:04:02 PM):''' A TRUE MIRACLE. And I had heard from God soon after that Ivy was to be my True Sweetheart. So I'm afraid my Romantic Ways are set for Ivy alone. But I'd like it if Vanessa and I can still be friends, Vanessa. I still care about you.
 '''Joshua (10:04:10 PM):''' send me the video
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:04:23 PM):''' I'll get a link
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:06:09 PM):''' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7XrVgM5E6Y
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:07:33 PM):''' I also have the original video file saved on my PS3
 '''Joshua (10:07:58 PM):''' okey
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:08:11 PM):''' are you watching the video?
 '''Joshua (10:08:42 PM):''' yup
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:08:47 PM):''' cool
 '''Joshua (10:08:58 PM):''' im in U<V>A
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:09:10 PM):''' I'm proud of it. neat.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:10:04 PM):''' I understand you'll be coming to town Wednesday
 '''Joshua (10:11:50 PM):''' yup thinking about it
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:12:37 PM):''' I'm sure I had told you I requested that you, and I meet at [[McDonalds]] at Forest Lakes to hang, chat, and talk about the movie and life i grew up.
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:12:53 PM):''' but I look more forward to the hanging and chatting.
 '''Joshua (10:14:37 PM):''' have you been too Salinas, California, ?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:14:48 PM):''' I have not.
 '''Joshua (10:16:03 PM):''' so tell me Chris how many site you have up?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:17:27 PM):''' I should go, I'm feeling a bit sleepy, but I look forward to meeting you. none at the moment; a troll got into my webhost accounts in the past months and messed me up royally; the reconstruction of the Sonichu and Rosechu Site will commence this week on G.D.
 '''Joshua (10:17:28 PM):''' send me some new videos of you to my e-mail
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:18:49 PM):''' Ok.
 '''Joshua (10:19:19 PM):''' im thinking of put some video's up on the net
 '''Joshua (10:19:39 PM):''' so whats ur site you use, to put ur's on??
 '''Joshua (10:19:44 PM):''' plz tell me man
 '''Joshua (10:20:29 PM):''' oh the part of the movie
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:20:30 PM):''' I suggested to Joshua Veoh.com and Dailymotion.com
 '''Joshua (10:20:46 PM):''' which 1 you use urs?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:21:16 PM):''' Going to DailyMotion here's a more current picture of me for you.
 '''ATTENTION (10:21:54 PM):''' Transfer complete: ECP_00023.jpg.
 '''Joshua (10:22:00 PM):''' the part in movie i need get joshua tell you do some acting on cam, bc i need it
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:22:41 PM):''' that's cool. That picture I sent you won me a 400 dollar GameStop Gift Card a few months ago, which I shared with my Church's Congregation.
 '''Joshua (10:22:49 PM):''' so if theres a way you can do it tonight, i need it, and need you too act like what you do when someone falls in love and
 '''Joshua (10:23:45 PM):'''a part is that when you was single when you fight for ur love
 '''Joshua (10:24:16 PM):''' can you do that?
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:24:27 PM):''' I see, you want to see me being truly romantic, and how furious I can be as such.
 '''Joshua (10:24:28 PM):''' i need it by tomorrow
 '''Joshua (10:24:57 PM):''' yeah and send it too my e-mail
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:25:33 PM):''' I will think about what I can do for my audition, in the meantime, I'll send you the "Holding Out For a Hero" Music Video file I have on my PC
 '''Joshua (10:25:57 PM):''' yeah if you want the part in movie i need it tonight
 '''Joshua (10:26:13 PM):''' and i have too meet up with you this week
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:27:00 PM):''' hang on; I'll have to send it from my Yahoo e-mail account.
 '''Joshua (10:27:25 PM):''' ok
 '''Joshua (10:27:38 PM):''' need to be at less20 or 30 mins long
 '''ChrisChanSonichu (10:29:39 PM):''' my Yahoo account doesn't support such a large file size either. I'll try sending it to you over the AIM
 '''Joshua (10:30:09 PM):''' um at less 5 mins and do another 5 mins and over and over
 '''Joshua (10:30:29 PM):''' send it too e-mail

[Chat ends]

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April 2018 Paid Video Requests

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This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in April 2018.

==Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne==
This video was requested by Kiwi Farms user SpaceQuakes, infamous for having an [[Autism|obsessive fixation]] over the game. In the fall of 2017, SpaceQuakes had tweeted about the game to Chris 53 times in the span of two weeks<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-4-6-2018-chris-paid-content-general.22728/page-74#post-3220645</ref>. Chris later complained about not receiving any money for the video<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts]]</ref>.

Chris begins the video normally, puts on his sad face to [[beg]], then shifts to cheerful for the Shin Megami plug.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Buy Shin Megami Tensei Nocturne
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=ZTAv3ziDoyQ}}
| stardate = 6 April 2018
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Video games|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{ManchildMeldownShirt|text}}
| previous = [[More of Cole’s Things for Sale]]
| next = [[Chris slaps himself]]
}}

===Transcript===
Hey everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again with a bit of a advertising update, a bit of an advertisement. Buy [[Cole Smithey]]'s things right now... because we need the money here at home, okay? And this ad is brought to you by [[Wikipedia:Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne|''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne'']]! Buy now! Enjoy it! It has all the DLC and stuff! Yaaaaayyyy! Buy ''Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturneeeee''! Have a good day.

==A few seconds of Barb dancing==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Barb dancing
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=tGVVG4ULfyQ}}
| stardate = 16 [[April 2018]]
| maker =
| subject =
| style =
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[One-Hundred‎!]]
| next = [[Look, I Am helping my mother and I with the monies]]
}}

==A Lifted Dance==
Chris dances to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lifted_(CL_song) "Lifted" by CL.]
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Lifted Dance
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=bnRRHPYyvVs}}
| stardate = 18 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Pinkw-GreySleeves|text}}, {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]
}}

==Happy Birthday, Frank!==
Chris wishes a customer's friend a happy birthday followed by parroting lines said customer wrote for him to say.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Frank!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=TKrFIgbg0NA}}
| stardate = 18 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Pinkw-GreySleeves|text}}, {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#A Lifted Dance|A Lifted Dance]]
| next = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!]]
}}

==Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!==
Chris records a video with his webcam after breaking his smartphone and not being able to connect to YouTube with his [[PlayStation]] 4. The video consists of begging [[fans]] to pay for a new smartphone, and fulfilling a request by "Jack Z" to shout random-access humor. For some unknown reason he disabled the ability to comment on that video.
{{Infobox/video
| name = Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=Kh3C_ZQ26ho}}
| stardate = 20 [[April 2018]]
| subject = {{Marketing|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}, {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| shirt = Green shirt, {{GopnikOutfit|text}}
| previous = [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Frank!|Happy Birthday, Frank!]]
| next = [[All Star]]
}}

===Description===

Please, buy and help me get a new phone now.

https://www.ebay.com/usr/pristinechristine1982

===Transcript===
[[File:It Was Me Dio!.jpg|thumb|right|You thought it was just another troll, BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!]]
Hello everybody, this is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christine Chandler]], coming to you live from home once again. This time using my webcam on my laptop, because I have a special emergency announcement: my phone battery is seriously having troubles, so that's why I can only record on this, and my [[PlayStation]] 4 is also still not connecting to [[YouTube]]. So *sigh* anyway... er, so the first announcement of the day is: please to allow me to be able to keep [[Chris and money|my money]] so I can... possibly go to [[BronyCon]] later. Still sorting out other details before I can purchase any tickets or anything, but it's all good and safe.

But anyway, I NEED MONEY to purchase the New Phone! Or the rights to repair this one, probably less expensive to buy the NEW PHONE! And pfft, it's gonna be like a few hundred bucks, so lets buy some stuff off my [[eBay]] pleeease. The remaining [[Transformers]] I have, the Puzzler Combiner, the... [thinks] Prowl, all the others. There is a couple on there I know that's worth a hundred dollars, between the Prowl with the bots and Puzzler.
Anyway, please help me. I NEED A NEW PHONE! This ones really w-wonking out on me. It's been wonking out on me bad, for a while now.

Anyway, aside from that. I have a special message, which I have written down right here on a few pages. Anyway, so I have been warned by a s-somebody who... about the nefarious trolls who are plotting to cause mayhem for me at BronyCon. I know who you are, [http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Dio_Brando Dio Brando]. I know that you are trying to use your Stand Power, The World, to screw things up for me and my [[Honest Content|True and Honest]] fanbase at BronyCon.

You will never win, Dio! My fans are the Stardust Crusaders, and they will never- we will never allow you to gain victory. And so be it, if my power- if my powers are able to and if I can make it over there. Er, I don't know about variables or anything, but anyway, SONICHU WILL BE IN ALL OF OUR HEARTS!

Show the love, spread the love, fuck you Dio Brando. Aha! We know who you are you bastard.

Anyway, so t-there's that message to Dio Brandooo! *grunt* And, in case you haven't noticed yet - yep, this is a new shirt. I just got it from [[Chris and fashion|Goodwill]] recently, also [pans camera down] these track pants... slacks, light grey. Okay? [pans camera up] Yep. So, there's a new outfit for me, this fugly green sweater and track pants. Mmmm anyway, so aside from that, still gonna recolour my hair. The remaining Teal Bottles are still up for sale on my eBay, there is three of those left now. So... all of them with my autograph on them. And the one empty one, that's a bonus to go with the Wii Fit Meter that has my data on it. Because "one persons trash, is another persons treasure."

So, yep. And that near empty one has my autograph on it too. So, take that as you will. Thank you all very much. Have a good safe da- [video ends abruptly].

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December 2017 Facebook posts

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{{see also|December 2017 tweets|December 2017 Patreon posts}}

This page is a partial archive of Chris's major [[Facebook]] posts during [[December 2017]]. Posts are sorted by date. Notable comments will be included and color-coded for reference.

==Is Rosechu a transwoman?==
6 December

{{quotebox|Go Ahead and Comment, Please!

Okay, who’s Ready to have their minds Totally, Royally F***ed Up? Rosey, our Prime [[Rosechu]], Sweetheart of Sonichu...

Was born, as a Pichu, MALE. The D***ed Trolls were correct. Up until around the 4Cent Garbage Adventure, Rosey did have, not a vagina, but a penis. She had the Operation to become Fully Woman, and give birth to Christine, Roberta and Cera. I felt Super Mortified and Beyond Shocked when she came out to me as a Transwoman, herself. Since when I created her after Sonichu, around 2000, I had created her to be a Female-Only Pokemon, like a Kangaskhan. But, apparently, even though I am Creator, apparently, I am not a total Goddess over my own city and creations.

So, I will now put this to Everyone Online, for their responses: Do You Like It That For Once, The Trolls WERE Right, or would you rather I revert back to telling everyone, in book 15, that our Miss Rosey Rosechu was always Female?

SHE wanted me to come forward with her Truth on her behalf. As much as it really hurts me deep. I Really feel like I should be reeled into my Poke Ball and stored in the PC a while. I accept My Rose, My Rose, as having been born Male.

That Is All. 😔😭😭😭

[[File:SchuComic15Page1 draft.png|200px]]
[[File:SchuComic15Page9 draft.jpg|200px]]}}

He rated his own post "sad."

A fan advised via Twitter:

{{quoteboxyellow|Christine. I'll say what I say to most artists that seek out fan input. You do what feels right for you as a creator. At the end of the day, it is completely up to you. Take in the feedback, watch the reaction, but you don't necessarily have to follow it.}}

Chris replied:

{{quotebox|You are right, thank you. But I will tell you True, I actually have heard this Fact from Rosechu, Herself; it is Not Fan Input on that. But, Trickie Did Get Right most of Rosey’s Story and thoughts in that comic. I have permission and consent to quote her, Trickie, in Book 15.}}

[[Jessica Quinn]] commented:

{{quoteboxgreen|A MTF sonichu, and one of the two leads at that! Very progressive! ❤️}}

On Twitter, Chris conducted a poll:

{{quotebox|Tell You All What, Which would you rather have from now on?

*True Transexxed Rosechu
*History-Changing to Girl

BONUS FOR ALL TROLLS: Both Answers Actually Hurt Someone: One Hurts Rosey; the Other Hurts Me. Win-Win Either way for the Trolls!}}

"True Transexxed Rosechu" won with 57% of the vote.

Quinn:

{{quoteboxgreen| That's not a healthy way to look at the situation hon. Why would it hurt you in anyway if you truly support a character who went through what you're going through?

Also, why post this stuff if it's only going to be a "win-win" for the trolls?}}

Chris later deleted all tweets pertaining to the matter, including the poll results.

==What it's like in a Poké Ball==
7 December

{{quotebox|By the way, for EVERYONE who has been wondering what it is like inside a Poke Ball: when inside one, the creature or individual is Frozen, left in a state of Suspended Animation. And it is Dark in there. So ALL you CAN do while inside one, Truly, is Rest, until when you are released from inside the thing.

So, yeah... NO Simulated Fields made from Virtual Reality! NO Living Room Apartment Setting! NOTHING! Suspended Animation in Dark.

[[File:Chris Chan Sonichu in S-chu Ball.jpg|200px]]}}
''This contradicts Pokémon canon, which describes the interior of a Poké Ball as "contain[ing] an environment specially designed for Pokémon comfort" and "contain[ing] a wide, comfortable Pokémon-friendly world inside them." Also, Pokémon appear to be conscious while inside Poké Balls: several have shown the ability to leave their Poké Balls at will.''

==Introducing Battery-Charge Heart==
11 December

{{quotebox|A New Hero Enters Cwcville Tonight!

[[File:Battery-Charge Heart intro.jpg|200px]]}}

The next morning, Chris deleted the post. He crossed some items off of the drawing's text, then took another photo and reposted it:

{{quotebox|I reiterate: Cwcville Gets a New Hero.

[[File:Battery-Charge Heart intro2.jpg|200px]]}}

==Silvana lost in the past==
14 December

Chris made multiple edits to the post, as he recapped [[Silvana]]'s life story.

{{quotebox|EVERYONE! I have a Major Announcement if Great Importance! Silvana Rosechu is Lost at this time, Destroyed in the Past. BUT, there is a way to Bring her back into existence! Everyone, I will tell all of you the tale of Silvana Rosechu, and then ALL Of You Here, and Everywhere Else, BELIEVE IN SILVANA. OPEN YOUR HEARTS AND MINDS; Remember Silvana Rosechu! We Must Bring Her Back!

I quote from My Own "Sonichu" #8:
**To best introduce this new Rosechu, we have to go back to the Fateful Chaotic Rainbow that spawned All Sixty-Nine Special Sonee and Rosey Eggs, and the Thousands of Regular Sonee and Rosey Eggs, and distributed them all throughout the reaches of Space, Time, AND Dimensions.

Silvana Rosechu's Egg launched directly from the Chaotic Rainbow, Widely Protected and Safeguarded from Any And ALL Manipulations from Any And ALL Outside Forces, Along with EVERY SINGLE EGG birthing from that One Rainbow, Including the Pikachu and Raichu that would transform into Sonichu and Rosechu on either End of the Rainbow.

Silvana's Egg was projected into Space and landed on the Earth's Moon. She hatched out of egg safely, complete and in tact. Able to breath in space as well, despite the lack of oxygen.
\
Seconds Later, the soul of Count Graduon, from within his sphere prison, telepathically and magically linked with Silvana, "AH, NEW LIFE... FOR ME TO CORRUPT!", Graduon thought to himself. Then he spoke to Silvana Rosey, "LITTLE ONE AMONG MANY, I AM COUNT GRADUON, ILLUSTRIOUS WIZARD, REVERED BY ALL, MORE POWERFUL THAN MOST. I HAVE TAKEN HEART OF YOU BEING BORN ALL ALONE ON THE EARTH'S MOON. I AM HERE TO TAKE YOU IN MY WING AND REAR YOU PROPERY UNDER MY CAREFUL AND WISE JUDGMENT. I AM A WELL-PRACTICED OF A YOUNG LADY, MUCH LIKE YOURSELF; NOW SHE IS A WARRIOR PRINCESS, MY BEAUTIFUL SYLVIA. I MISS HER EVERY DAY SINCE BEING ENSPHERED IN MY WAND OF A PRISON CELL. I ONLY WANTED TO BRING PEACE AND ORDER, BUT A CHEROKIAN CHIEF SEALED ME IN."

From his mentioning of the name, Sylvia, Silvana spoke what would become her name. "SIL...VA...NA." Count Graduon replied, "AND WITH THAT, WHICH WAS YOUR FIRST WORD, I DUB THEE, SILVANA ROSECHU. BUT MY CARE FOR YOU, AND YOUR TRAINING HAS A SMALL PRICE. TO BETTER YOU, I AM GOING TO GRANT YOU ITH THE POWER TO TRANSFORM, LIKE A DITTO. MY PRICE IS THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO RELINQUISH YOUR ABILITY TO GIVE BIRTH, AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO HAVE BOTH PARTS." Then Count Graduon enchanted the young Rosey. Then he said, "SO WITH THE BIOLOGICAL UPGRADE COMPLETE, YOUR YEARS OF TRAINING CAN BEGIN."

Silvana Rosechu, Born on May Tenth, 1989, on Earth's Calendar; Silvana is a Psychic Type, with no Electric Typing, her Ability is Oblivious. And so, after birth, Silvana Mentally and Physically became a Strong Warrior, under the wicked guidance from Count Graduon on the Earth's Moon. Without maternal guidance, and low social interactions, Silvana had never to truly love, and she/he learned to flirt without emotions.

During her life, when she served under Count Graduon, she would go on espionage spy missions, as well as full-on direct contact missions of manipulation and influence. Among her missions, as quoted from "Sonichu" #1, she had Transformed and Disguised herself as Sonic the Hedgehog, and intercepted Sonichu as Blake was kidnapping Rosechu for Gionvanni and Doctor Ren Skysoar. Her mission was Espionage and Set Up, to learn more of Sonichu, but she still helped him rescue Rosey. Later on, Silvana would disguise herself as Amy Rose, and have a lovely conversation with Rosey to learn more about her for the Count.

Silvana would eventually encounter and meet Magi-Chan Sonichu; he would become enchanted by her beauty, but also defensive against her mental manipulations, as he is a Psychic/Electric Type, himself. They shared a conversation, but then had a squabble. Then she left him that day, as her mission at the time was interrupted and aborted. Later on, in "Sonichu" #9, Silvana would meet up with Magi-Chan on the top of one of Graduon's jets. The two shared another short discussion, then the two fought. Ending up both being worn out after the fight, and the day of saving Cwcville was well and good, Silvana left Magi-Chan once again.

Back to "Sonichu", or special-made "Rosechu", #8, Silvana Rosechu was on mission to seduce and take out Blake Sonichu in order to attempt to steal the acquired Crystal S-Chu Ball Bubbles had retrieved from the ocean depths that day. But with Magi-Chan's guidance, Bubbles saw through Silvana's disguise as Blake Sonichu, and whirlpooled her with electricity in the waters. Silvana teleported out of there back to Graduon, the mission having been aborted then.

In "Sonichu" #10, After Count Graduon was released from his sphere prison, Silvana was freed from Graduon's influence, and she had regained her ability to give birth within a year or two since then. And she joined Magi-Chan Sonichu, and the other Sonichus and Rosechus of Cwcville, to defend the city and do good for everyone. Including, and especially for Magi-Chan Sonichu, and his mentor, Mewtwo.

"Sonichu" #11, Christmas of 2008, During the Holiday events, Silvana, dressed in a warm, red overcoat, met a warmly-dressed Magi-Chan Sonichu, for a lovely picnic date in the mountains east of Cwcville. They shared a Mental Telepathic bond, a delightful and romantic conversation, and the two of them kissed, made out, and the works. And on Christmas Morning of 2008, along with the other Sonichus and Rosechus, they celebrated the yearly get-together at the Cwcville Shopping Center, as they also talked about Christian having become the Lesbian Transwoman she is, Christine, very much like I, myself, Christine Weston Chandler, have and still am transitioning, but for the Christine of Cwcville, it was much more quick a process.

Later that same Christmas Day, Silvana and the other Sonichus and Rosechus, went to both the house of Christine Chandler's in Cwcville to visit and celebrate with her, and ALSO, to MY own house, Right Here, in Ruckersville, Virginia, in this Reality and World. We took a Family Photo together, along with my Autobot friend, Son-Chu.

Silvana also performed in a few roles of Espionage and Tactical Maneuvers, but also in portraying the roles of others on the stage for sharing entertainment, in her spare time.

And for "Sonichu" #12, Silvana attended the first annual SLGBTQ Pride Festival with Christine and the other Sonichus and Rosechus, where Reldnahc made his return, and signed up again with Graduon, as he was construction a new body for himself with the broken Metal Sonichu on the Moon. Silvana had made some insightful commentary. Silvana worked with Magi-Chan and the others to take out the Thousands of Jerkops and Janekops, led by Reldnahc, while he and Christine as Chris Chan Sonichu, battled it out in Reldnahc's private and personal dimension. Silvana had helped take out and collect the Sniper Jerkops and Janekops around the perimeter. After that battle was won, and Christine exited the different dimension, with the passed out Reldnahc in her arms, she was greeted by Slautes from Silvana Rosechu and Magi-Chan Sonichu, and received the reports of the events in Christine's absence.

I forgot to mention, Silvana Rosechu speaks with a Russian accent.

[[File:Silvana with Chris Chan Sonichu Amiibos.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Silvana and Magi-Chan.jpg|200px]]}}

He continued:

{{quotebox|**Continuing the Story of Silvana Rosechu** See previous post, below.

In addition to all of that, she watches over the city and nation of Cwcville with Magi-Chan Sonichu and the Alakazams from the Psychic Tower above Cwcville. Silvana also tended to Magi-Chan when he was in need, like the time he came down sick. She also gave birth of a Sonee with Magi-Chan, in 2016; dubbing him Stubenchu. This was also during a time when Magi-Chan was possessed by Count Graduon, for his purposes of taking the city and nation down once again. And to con Silvana to joining him once again. She was pregnant with Stubenchu at the time. Silvana stood up to Count Graduon, and dispelled his mental influences over Magi-Chan, during his weakened-with-cold state. Magi-Chan was healed, and became more mentally resistant to Graduon after that.

Silvana Rosechu is also the reason why Count Graduon signed the Peace Treaty with Cwcville, as she was kidnapped by Mutual Enemy Forces shortly before then.

Miss Silvana Rosechu: Tactical Espionage Expert, Loyal Sweetheart Of Magi-Chan Sonichu, and more Loyal to the City and Nation of Cwcville, Virginia, her family Sonichus and Rosechus, and to Christine Weston Chandler, Myself, and herself in Cwcville.}}

''And continued'':

{{quotebox|❤️❤️❤️We ALL would be Lost without our Silvana Rosechu. Please, Everyone, THINK FONDESTLY, and REMEMBER Silvana Rosechu, so she can be with us here in full existence, again for all eternity.⚡️❤️⚡️

BELIEVE In Silvana Rosechu, and her Fullest Existence in Cwcville, Virginia, USA, Of All Timelines, Worlds and Dimensions!

Thank You, EVERYONE!

Love,
Christine Weston Chandler

[[File:Silvana Nov2017.jpg|200px]]}}

==Neo Silvana==
14 December

{{quotebox|Everyone, from amongst the ashes, vowing revenge against the one who did her Original form in, Meet and Welcome Neo Silvana Rosechu! ⚡️❤️

[[File:Neo Silvana.jpg|200px]]}}

Chris later deleted the posts about Silvana.

=="Translated" Sailor Moon drawings==
23 December

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Been a while. My bad; I Have been very preoccupied. Anyhow, here are two pieces finally translated to a second language: for Michiru and Haruka.

[[File:Michiru and Haruka translated art1.jpg|200px]]
[[File:Michiru and Haruka translated art2.jpg|200px]]}}

Note on translations:

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Original
! Actual translated text
! What Chris thought it said
! Who said it
|-
|Schiße ein zebra.
|Shoot a zebra.
|That was a great run! I really am improving.
|Chris
|-
|Ha Ha Ha Ha. Ich habe das Universum erobert.
|Ha Ha Ha Ha. I have conquered the universe.
|Ha Ha Ha Ha. Keep it up, and you'll certainly catch up to Sonic without transforming.
|Haruka
|-
|[[Wikipedia:Meine Ehre heißt Treue|Meine Ehre heißt Treue]]
|Loyalty is my Honour
|Greater stamina and speed makes a most durable heart
|
|-
|Blut, Knochen und Fleishwie Eisen.
|Blood, Bones, and Flesh of Iron
|Music is soothing to me. It fills up my art with more heart
|Chris
|-
|Evolution durch wissenschaft und Krieg.
|Evolution through science and war.
|Art & music fill us with passions to fill our souls.
|
|-
| 私はペニヌをもちっています
|I'm carrying a peninu ''[sic] - likely intended to be penis''
|Christine W. Chandler
|
|}

==[[Jamsta]] molested [[Punchy]]==
26 December

{{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. I have a bit of news.

Now ya'll remember how I recently became more accepting and tolerant of the "G" in SLGBTQ? Well it turns out that the dimension my [[Cwcville]] nation resides in hasn't caught up with that like I had hoped! In addition to the Klansmen rallies that happen in front of the mall, and [[Jamsta Sonichu]]'s trial for molesting [[Punchy]] resulting in the Punchy Sonichu riots, I have been hearing that some of ya'll think [[Magi-chan]] is helping run Cwcville like a police state! Why, that aint true at all! Need I remind ya'll that A police state is a Country run by CRIMINALS? Magi-chan is not a criminal, and neither is Mayor [[November_2017_tweets#CWCville_mayoral_election|Brendan Fraser]]!

Before I end this post, I would Like to Add that the [[Troll Busters]] are being reformed into the CWCstapo, which will Be better at stopping criminals in Cwcville.

Thank you, my friends of this world, and the world of the Nation Of Cwcville. We are working very hard, I, Myself personally as well, to make Cwcville a Proud, Open and caring Nation that it was meant to be.

Love,
Miss Christine Weston Chandler

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My Little Pony

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{{quote|I recommend buying yourself a My Little Pony figure of your favorite color or whatever. Now, uh, stroking the hair of said pony is very relaxing and therapeutic, and also rubbing it against your cheek. That's... nice.|Chris' advice for young men<ref>[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_Chan_Pony.png|thumb|Chris: The original brony.]]
[[File:Pony Love Games.png|thumb|Chris gets intimate with one of his favorite characters.]]
'''''My Little Pony''''' is a line of [[toys]] and animated programs intended for girls aged 4-8 and manchildren aged 25-incarceration, although its [[wikipedia:My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic|most recent incarnation]] has earned favorable acclaim among adults, and a cult following called "bronies", with the other term "pegasisters" used for female fans. Chris is one of the few bronies to exist before the ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' cartoon gained popularity, and picked up an interest in the franchise after being introduced to it by [[Megan]] in [[2007]], buying several of the toys as well as making custom-made ''My Little Pony'' dolls for his friends. He has since developed an interest in the ''Friendship is Magic'' cartoon.

==Chris and ponies==
[[File:Poorcamo.jpg|thumb|left|One of Chris's ponies, as seen in his [[bedroom]].]]

The homemade ponies vary between being blatant ripoffs of [[anime]] characters, most notably the titular character from ''[[wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' and [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', and horrible [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] such as [[Cherokee|Cheroki-Chan]], who is clearly based on the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic-book version of Chris]], and Crystal, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|whose origin is obvious]].

In his infamous [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris first made his love of My Little Pony known when he recommended to all his viewers that they buy MLP figures of their favorite color to stroke and rub against their cheek, claiming that it was "very therapeutic" and that one could talk to the ponies and pretend that they were girls they wanted to ask out, to help them build confidence. At the time, this was viewed as a very revealing aspect of Chris's life, earning him the mockery of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[4chan]] yet again.

In [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated]], his ''My Little Pony'' figurines can be seen hanging from his ceiling.

Chris used a picture of Applejack from ''Friendship is Magic'' as his [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum avatar, although his screen name was modeled after the name of another major character in the series--[[Rainbow]] [[Tomgirl|Dash]].

[[Image:ponyboy.jpg|thumb|Chris's Applejack avatar.]]

A ''Friendship is Magic'' Rainbow Dash toy can be sighted in the background of "[[Correction of EX relationship status]]" and a G3 My Little Pony sticker can be seen on Chris's [[3DS]] in the [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"]] video.

Chris also has a ''Friendship is Magic'' playlist on his [[YouTube]] account that includes all the episodes.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL20EBD1B6E8BB9E6F Chris's ''My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic'' playlist on YouTube]</ref> Considering [[Ghostbusters|his]] [[Transformers|previous]] [[Pokémon|track]] [[The Adventures of the American Rabbit|record]] for loving children's shows, it's not exactly surprising. In the [[Facebook]] note he made on 31 [[March 2012]], he complains about "gum gabbing gossip columnists working for a corrupt editor", which is the plot for the episode [http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Ponyville_Confidential "Ponyville Confidential"] (which aired not too long before the note was made), the giveaway being that the ''nom de plume'' used in the episode was "Gabby Gums".

On 24 [[April 2012]], Chris wrote a note on his Facebook, calling for the rescue of the ''MLP:FiM'' character "Derpy Hooves", a character who is characterized by her lazy eyes and [[Slow-in-the-minds|comical method of thinking]], whose first speaking appearance in the episode "The Last Roundup" was re-edited because one person (who would later be heavily criticized by the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase) thought Derpy's voice and personality in said appearance was offensive to the disabled. Naturally, Chris saw it as a vehicle to gain more pity towards him by sympathizing with a character that appeared to have some sort of disorder.

On 26 [[June 2012]], Chris whined about dark pony-related media on his Facebook via [[Twitter]]. He mentioned watching an animated adaption of the infamous fanfiction ''[http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/cupcakes-my-little-pony-fanfiction Cupcakes]'' and SHED.MOV (an episode of HotDiggedyDemon's ''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/PonyDotMov PONY.MOV]'' series). He took particular offense at Rainbow Dash, a tomboyish character, being gorily killed in both videos and, in a characteristic fit of fatuous [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]], suggested that it was done because people hate [[Tomgirl Saga|tomboys and tomgirls]]. He went on to rant about the "Dark Parodies" being the reason behind his writer's block, before descending into the usual tirade of hatred against people in general.

In a twist of irony, it was recently discovered that Chris has not one,<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2FD70214E0CF6E92 Jappleack Playlist on Chris' YT account]</ref> but two<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL2f2iqihk1im2B1M7ZXJyoCd-gkDLXYCQ Jackie and Jerry playlist on Chris' YT account]</ref> playlists from HotDiggedyDemon, [[Chris and hypocrisy|the creator of SHED.MOV that he hated so much]]. Also, he eventually would share a word of wisdom HotDiggedyDemon posted to his Facebook account that trolls noted would be really useful for himself.

[[File:LegoDerpy.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Chris's Lego pony in question; [[Chris and art|talented]] as always.]]

In 2013, Chris's actions would cause him to become a social pariah to the Brony community by calling out voice actress [[Wikipedia:Tara Strong|Tara Strong]] (who voices Twilight Sparkle on the ''Friendship is Magic'' series) on her "Twilightlicious" video, claiming that she was tainting the name of the characters she had voiced by apparently supporting trolling and bullying. Many trolls had responded that his actions were, to say the very least, ''ridiculous'', due to him [[Autism|misunderstanding the context of her video]] and expecting a well-known celebrity [[Chris and his Ego|to personally answer to him]]. This certainly would have ended in Chris not hearing squat from Tara, had a troll not decided to forward his rant to her Facebook account. This is what she had to say:

{{quotebox|"I don't think I've seen anyone put an ugly spin on something this outrageously for their own attention. Anyone who follows me know that I'm on a huge anti-bullying platform, and even wrote and produced a song about it.

All my "twolling" as we on Twitter call it is completely adorable and makes people smile. Christian's article makes me angry & disappointed. Hope I never meet the guy."}}

In other words, Tara immediately and understandably chastises him despite not meeting him before in her life, saying he's probably someone who would pull this stunt for attention, and makes note of her work in anti-bullying campaigns (which is something Chris would obviously not put any effort into researching). Chris did not respond, but in all likelihood ignored every word of what she said and dismissed her as a '''"DANG, DIRTY TROLL!"''' like he does with anybody who does not [[White knight|enable him]]. Eventually, though, he put her song "Take My Hand" on the [[Three-Quarter Woman]] CD.

[[File:RainbowChrissy.JPG|thumb|right|200px|Chris's Rainbow Dash cosplay.]]
[[File:OmegaconA.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Note his trademark purple sunglasses]]

When the ''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony: Equestria Girls|Equestria Girls]]'' trailer was released, Chris threw a ''fit'' on Facebook, citing that it would attract ''"[[pedofork|pedofile]] (sic) perverts"'' into the fanbase.<ref>[[:File:Chris-Chan - FB - Equestria Girls.png]]</ref> Never mind that the ''MLP:FiM'' fanbase has always had perverts (not to mention that ''so does every other fanbase in the world'') and he has drawn porn of underage characters in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]. He then goes on to say that the ''Friendship is Magic'' crew is "Out Of Their Minds", immediately after saying "With All Due Respect", even going so far as to name-drop Lauren Faust, who at that point had left the show more than a year prior. He then comments on his own note, loudly demanding in ALL CAPS that somebody pull the plug on it. Much to the surprise of nobody, Hasbro Studios did not respond to Chris' suggestions. Oh, and he [[Chris and hypocrisy|later "liked" some videos related to the movie online and named it his #2 favorite]].

In [[October 2014]], Chris posted his own [[Lego]] "Derpy" to his Facebook page.

On [[26 December 2014]], Chris donned a pair of novelty ''My Little Pony'' sunglasses as a "disguise" while vandalizing a ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' display.

On 19 [[January 2015]], a photo was leaked depicting Chris dressed up in a Rainbow Dash costume. His unclean, frazzled appearance unsurprisingly doesn't mix at all with her general character design.

On 29 [[August 2015]], Chris was seen cosplaying, again, at [[OmegaCon]]; this time as "Vinyl Scratch, A.K.A. DJ Pon3!". This time, at least, Chris put a little effort into his costume; nevertheless, the outcome was still horrible.

Upon hearing that ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'' would end and that Hasbro would be rebooting the franchise, Chris was highly opposed to such a change, taking to Twitter and YouTube in [[Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5]] to "command" Hasbro not to follow through with their plans.

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===Bronies===
Bronies are the teenage-to-adult males who have become fans of the ''Friendship is Magic'' incarnation of the My Little Pony franchise. While one would think Christian would be proud, or even claim responsibility for, bronies given the contents of his [[FUTURE MESSAGE]], Chris manages to once again defy expectations and common sense. Chris seems to hate all bronies simply because they have [[duck]]s and are therefore [[JERKS]]. When Chris became a tomgirl, he considered himself a pegasister, which adult female fans of ''Friendship is Magic'' are called. It was only matter of time before he started making demands on Facebook for bronies to bow down to their pegasister counterparts. He seems to blame the parts of the fandom which offend him, such as ''PONY.MOV'' (a satirical internet cartoon series which – believe it or not – is an affectionate parody of the show), on the wretched brony MALES and their twisted perversions while assuring himself that the female fans of the show are no doubt responsible for all the elements of the fandom he admires and [[Mass debating|mass debates]] to.

As of [[BronyCon]] his stance against men who like ponies seems to have softened somewhat. He was photographed smiling in the presence of other men and didn't accuse any of them being discriminatory towards him. However by all accounts (including his own) he still gravitated towards talking toward woman at the convention. It's likely that he secretly still finds men he doesn't know to be offensive, regardless of if they are wearing a pony hat or not. The other possibility is that he simply isn't interested in Bronies because, despite his claims, he is still only interested in socializing for [[china|one thing]] that no man can give him.

==Cutie mark==
[[File:Cutie mark.jpg|thumb|"Being really gross has got to be my destiny, 'cause that's what my cutie mark is telling me."]]

In the ''My Little Pony'' universe, a cutie mark is a symbol on both an individual pony's thighs, representing their special talent and interest. Chris's "special talent", it seems, is being a [[tomgirl]]. Prior to the [[Tomgirl Saga]], Chris likely would have defined himself by his art or perhaps his [[love quest]], but at this point seems to be anchoring his entire personality to his tomgirl status. Somewhat ironic is the fact that despite the implication of tomgirlhood being his special talent, Chris is a [[Tomgirl Pictures|very, ''very'' unconvincing tomgirl]].

In a [[Forgot the Glitter|leaked video]] released on [[February 2012|25 February 2012]], Chris was spotted showing off a drawing on his left thigh which he calls his "cutie mark". It is the combination of the two gender symbols , surprisingly ''not'' having anything to do with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for once. It does not seem to be a real tattoo, but instead is drawn on, most likely with his [[Chris and art|felt-tip pens]].

In [[June 2017]], Chris shared the [[:File:NightStarCutieMark.png|result]] of a cutie mark generator quiz to [[Facebook]].<ref>[[June 2017 Facebook posts#Chris's MLP mark]]</ref> Inspired, Chris would later that day use the design to create a [[Night Star|new original character]]. Trolls would underestimate [[NightStar2891|how far he would take this]].

==Ponysona==
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Chris's ponysona is uncreatively named "[[Night Star]]". He has created a second [[Twitter]] account under this name, using it to white knight himself against [[trolls]] and potential [[sweethearts]].

Chris has also created ponysonas for [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]. They names are "Sugar Darling" and "Gallop Crush", respectively.

==BronyCon==
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[[File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg|thumb|150px|left|Chris at BronyCon 2017.]]

Chris attended both BronyCon 2017 and 2018. Over recent years, this is arguably the most that Chris has been seen in public. During these two events, he appeared in a number of photographs and videos.

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== Possible cameo in cartoon ==

[[Image:Ponycwc.png|thumb|Pony Chris and Borb?]]

On 7 October, 2017, an episode for season 7, entitled "Once Upon a Zeppelin", was released, and many people noticed a background pony that looked similar to Chris, and two more in the background that looked similar to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]].

Ironically, the episode's story was about Twilight Sparkle learning that her parents have won a free zeppelin cruise for their family. Upon boarding, Twilight discovers the cruise to be a vacation experience where the other passengers pay to spend time with her, invading her and her family's privacy.

The pony in question, known as "Mossy Rock", is a grey unicorn, with [[pedo glasses]], a [[Chris and fashion|striped shirt]], and a [[Hair|receding light green mane]]. Humorously, he is the only character in the audience to not smile when Twilight announces the winner.

The speculation about the pony was noticed by Chris, who commented:<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_tweets#Possible_cameo_in_MLP</ref>

{{quotebox|I was just made aware of this speculation from the MLP Zappelin episode. I highly doubt that Unicorn was based from myself.}}

{{quotebox|The only way to confirm or bust this is by the testimony from Tara or someone official on the MLP staff.}}

{{quotebox|Aside from that, I would rather be on there, [[Chris and reality|personally voicing my OC pony]], Night Star.}}

==Discord==

[[Image:Discord_ID_S5E22.png|thumb|200px|Discord as seen in FiM]]

Discord is a male draconequus and former antagonist introduced in Season 2. He is the spirit of chaos and disharmony who once ruled over Equestria, but was turned into stone. Later in the series he is freed, and Princess Celestia decides that Discord should be reformed so his magic can be used for good.

In November 2017, when Chris claimed he was [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|fighting the forces of Gamindustri]], he mentioned [[Chris and reality|going out in public (in the real world) escorted]] by [[Magi-chan]] and Discord. He went to the hobby store [[The End Games]] and says he let Discord watch some Dungeons and Dragons games. Chris also asked a female in real life if she could see the imaginary character, and claimed to have worn Discord as a draconequus vest.

==In the comic==
[[File:Sonichu 12-9 Cover.jpg|thumb|200px|''Sonichu'' #12-9 front cover]]

Like any eight-year-old girl with the hopes of marrying a blue prince in a fairytale wedding with her favorite pony by her side, [[Wedding Comic|''Sonichu'' Special #2]] reveals to its unfortunate readers that Chris might have harbored similar thoughts, as his ideal wedding also features a My Little Pony menagerie.

After having received a blessing from the best [wo]man [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], the recently united Chris and [[Ivy]] leave the church where the wedding was held in a carriage pulled by what many trolls speculate to be a badly-drawn [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]], which is harnessed to the carriage with what appears to be the Boulder Badge from [[Pokémon]].

In [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] Robee performs the "Sonic Rainboom", a stunt perfomed in the show when Rainbow Dash goes really fast and makes a rainbow.

Chris has revealed that [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (formerly labeled ''Sonichu'' #13) will include the self-described ''[[Chris and his Ego|fan-fiction but potentially canon]]'' life story of Night Star.<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content]]</ref><ref>[https://www.patreon.com/posts/sonichu-12-9-14049434?utm_campaign=postshare&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook]</ref> Chris has revealed equine versions of [[Borb|his parents]]<ref>[[:File:NightStarBorb.png]]</ref>, [[Jessica Quinn]] as Diamond Melody, and later on, [[Idea Guys|Joshua Wise's]] OC, Kun T'Nuyget (later changed to Kun Hanhphuc). Several members of the Mane Six and Discord appeared as cameos throughout the story. Characters from the movie, mostly Captain Celaeno and Tempest Shadow even played a major role in the plot in the fourth part of the comic.

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==Gallery==
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{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="600"
! colspan="4"|The Gallery of My Little Pony Straightness
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!Chris' creation
!Original
![[Card games|TCG card]]
!Notes
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|[[File:Chris Pony.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The original Cheroki-Chan, made with Chris's own [[hair]] and Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic [[File:03-CWC Cheroki-Chan1.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] The improved store-bought Cheroki-Chan
|[[File:Chero.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Seaspray Pose
|[[File:01-Cheroki-Chan_Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]][[File:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]][[File:159-ChrokiChan.jpg|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Chris's depiction of himself as a pony...or rather, a horse- [[Chris and his Ego|too awesome to be a common pony]]. Just as Chris, Cheroki-Chan has a few [[Autism|quirks]], likes to [[Chris and art|draw and color]], but above all, he is [[Death threats|noble and honorable]]. Cheroki-Chan [[Dreams|"creams"]] of finding a [[sweetheart]] for himself, yet is having problems, mainly from being rejected once by that [[Chris and race|multi-green pony]], possibly [[Megan Schroeder|camouflaged]].
|-
|[[File:07-CWC Camo-Flage.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Camo-Flage
|[[File:Camo.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:06-Camo-Flage Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|Representation of [[Megan Schroeder]]. She [[Friend zone|rejected]] Cheroki-Chan's advances, and she is Jonhlamence's little sister.<ref>[[:File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg]]</ref>
|-
|[[File:49-CWC Mimmbo Bo Boruto.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Mimmbo Bo Boruto
|[[File:Mimmbo.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Custom pony based on and made for [[Daniel Mimms]]. ''[[Wikipedia:Naruto|Naruto]]'' is another inspiration.
|-
|[[File:46-CWC Squall Metal Alchamest.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] [[Wikipedia:Full Metal Alchemist|Squall Metal Alchemest]]
|[[File:Squall.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in [[Wikipedia:List_of_My_Little_Pony_characters#Rainbow_Dash|Rainbow Dash]] pose
|[[File:45-Squall Metal Alchemest Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|An inter-dimensional pony with [[Barbara|motherly]] issues. Based on [[Wikipedia:Edward Elric|Edward Elric]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Fullmetal Alchemist|Fullmetal Alchemist]]'', though part of the name may come from [[Wikipedia:Squall Leonhart|Squall Leonhart]] of [[Wikipedia:Final Fantasy VIII|''Final Fantasy VIII'']].
|-
|[[File:10-CWC Crystal.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Crystal
|[[File:Crys.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony Cutie Keen Bean
|[[File:09-Crystal Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Commemorative pony of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]], Chris's future daughter.
|-
|[[File:13-CWC Johnlamence.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Jonhlamence's cyberwarrior
|[[File:Sala.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Rarity Unicorn Pose
|[[File:12-Johnlamence Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Camo-flage's older brother combined with the [[Pokémon]] [[Wikipedia:List of Pokémon (320–386)#Salamence|Salamence]]. Based on Megan's brother [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue|John]].
|-
|[[File:18-CWC Ty Game2.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ty Game
|[[File:ty_game.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Rainbow Swirl Pose
|[[File:16-Ty Game Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Video games|Gamer]] Pony. A Christmas gift for Tyler, the son of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:22-CWC Bee-Riana.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Bee Riana
|[[File:Bee reana (yellow with the antena.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Ponies Toola-Roola (left) and Meadowbrook (right)
|[[File:21-Bee-Riana Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|When he bought the two-Ponies-set, Chris took Toola-Roola's antennae and put them on Meadowbrook to create Bee-Riana. A gift for Briana, one of the daughters of Gym Leader Tony.
|-
|[[File:26-CWC Educait.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Educait
|[[File:Edu.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sunny Daze Pose
|[[File:25-Educait Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|A nerdy Pony. It is of the [[The Wallflower|Wallflower]] type. A gift for Caitlyn, the youngest daughter of Tony the Gym Leader.
|-
|[[File:30-CWC Honeysumerah.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Honeysumerah
|[[File:Honey.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:29-Honeysumerah Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|Based on a [[Britney Spears|shallow Pop Star]]. "Stickler for a tickler" comes from a throwaway ''[[Family Guy]]'' gag, from [[Wikipedia:When You Wish Upon a Weinstein|"When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"]].
|-
|[[File:33-CWC_Modest_Manna.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Modest Manna
|[[File:Modest.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Sweet Breeze Pose
|[[File:32-Modest Manna Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Anna McLerran|Mormon]] pony.
|-
|[[File:36-CWC Linnhadey.JPG|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]] Linnhadey
|[[File:Lin.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:35-Linnhadey Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|'[[Autism|Unique]] and [[McDonalds|Lovin' it]]' Pony. Based on Linnea, Anna's friend and co-worker.
|-
|[[File:43-CWC Federico.JPG|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Federico
|[[File:Fede.jpg|frameless|center|120px|text-bottom]] Pony in Beachberry Pose
|[[File:42-Federico Card.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Spanish]] Pony. He is annoying because "chicos are chicos."
|-
|[[File:39-CWC Buttonbeck.JPG|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] [[Nudes|Butt]]onbeck
|[[File:Bottom beck.jpg|frameless|120px|center|text-bottom]] Pony in Diva Pose
|[[File:38-Buttonbeck Card.jpg|120px|frameless|center|text-bottom]]
|[[Rosechu|Generic soulless and flavorless]] Pony.
|}
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Exhilarated by the events of BronyCon 2017, Chris produced a number of drawings during and after the event, intended as gifts for panel guests and attendees. Optimistic, on 15 August, he attempted to win back the affections of [[DoopieDoOver]] and voice actor Tabitha St. Germain by sending them art via his Night Star sockpuppet account - he was swiftly blocked again.

<center><gallery>
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg|For Cathy Weseluck
File:Spike_in_a_Pikachu_costume.jpg|For [[Chris and his Ego|attendees]]
File:Night_Star_%26_Wishing_Wisp.jpg|For [[Avalon Porter]]
File:CMC Drawing.jpg|For Michelle Creber, Claire Corlett, and Madeleine Peters
File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|For Kelly Sheridan
File:Bsalgart.jpg|For Bsalgart (artist)
File:IanMcMurchie.jpg|For Ian McMurchie
File: Spike Sonichu0 1.jpg|Spike reading Equestria's [[Sonichu 0]] (for Cathy Weseluck)
File:Spike Sonichu0 2.jpg|2
File:TabithaDrawing.jpg|<s>For Tabitha St. Germain</s>
File:BubbleGummy.jpg|<s>For [[DoopieDoOver]]</s>
File:StarlightGlimmer2.jpg|Sango/Starlight Glimmer (for Kelly Sheridan)
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==Fan videos==
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| Stardate = 8 March 2012
| Maker = [https://www.youtube.com/user/TheCWCvilleLibrary TheCWCvilleLibrary]
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==See also ==
*[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]
*[[List of toys]]
*[[BronyCon]]
*[[Christine Doll]]
*[[Unicorn cosplay]]
*[[BronyMate]]

==References==
<references />
==External links==
*''[[Wikipedia:My Little Pony|My Little Pony]]'' at [[Wikipedia]]
*<s> [http://www.megaupload.com/?d=F12XOB4B Chris's MLP collection photoset download] </s> - Dead link.
[[Category:Hobbies]]
[[Category:Toys]]
[[Category:Television shows]]

Ruckersville, VA

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{{Quote|Ruckersville is a Very Boring, One-Horse Town. Hardly any [[Sweethearts|young adults]] hang around here, and there is not much to do. Having a [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] does not make it any better either. It's like putting lipstick on a skeleton, it does not make it any [[Chris and English|better or nicer]].|Ruckersville's most famous citizen.<ref>[[Facebook]]</ref>}}

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|label8 = Zip/post code
|data8 = 22968
|label9 = Area code
|data9 = 434
|header10 = Website
|data10 = Unavailable
|header11 = Notable for
|data11 = Home of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
}}

'''Ruckersville''' is a census-designated place in Greene County, [[Virginia]], and part of the [[Charlottesville]] metropolitan area. It also happens to be the home of [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and the capital of all things [[Sonichu]]-related. Chris and his family moved from Ruckersville to the [[Richmond]] suburbs after their dispute with the faculty of [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]], only to return in [[2000]].

== The Brochure ==
{{quoteboxred|Ruckersville, [[Virginia]] is a small census-designated place on the outskirts of [[Charlottesville, VA]]. A scenic, tight-knit community that offers panoramic views of mountains, woodland and farmland. Although Ruckersville has a small population, it has a vibrant and growing downtown, notable for its antiques market, a new [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] and great potential for expansion. Founded in 1732, the town has changed very little. The quiet, peaceful village of long ago is still the quiet, peaceful township of today. A safe, friendly, and welcoming community in which to [[Chandlers|raise a family]] or [[Bob Chandler|quietly retire]].}}

==The Truth==
[[Image:Ruckersville Attractions.png|thumb|According to [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], there is literally nothing worthy of note in Ruckersville.]]

To put it bluntly, Ruckersville is a dull, boring town full of cheap, ugly houses and even uglier lawn furniture. A sleepy location without any real tourism to liven itself up, with most people avoiding it in favour of Charlottesville to the south. A place where [[Barbara Chandler|people]] hoard their trash and decorate their yards with [[Son-Chu|junked cars]], and where even a family as infamous the [[Chandler Family Tree|Chandlers]] can exist relatively unnoticed. Given its tiny population, Ruckersville has very little in the way of [[14 Branchland Court|recognizable landmarks]] or entertainment. The only noteworthy person born there is NASCAR driver Philip Morris (no relation to [[Tobacky|Philip Morris USA/International]]). The lack of prospects or opportunities suits Chris perfectly, as it gives him one more excuse to never leave [[Chris's room|his room]], let alone get a [[job]].

Somewhat true to the brochure, house prices in Ruckersville are generally decent,<ref>[https://www.zillow.com/discovery/ruckersville-va/least-expensive/?bv=sb Zillow Real Estate listings for Ruckersville, VA]</ref>, but this is most likely because it is the epitome of a commuter or dormitory town, being almost entirely meant for people who work in Charlottesville to come home and promptly [[crash into slumber]] and with very little else.

Chris claims to hate living in Ruckersville, as evidenced by his complaints in various [[Greene County Conspiracy|videos]], but only because he'd rather be in a near-identical suburb where he thinks he could squander the remainder of his life in a time-capsule of his [[Manchester High School|high school]] days.

==Geography==
The geography of Ruckersville is incredibly plain. Its surrounding landscape, composed mainly of fields, thin forest, and small housing developments, extends from the larger settlement of [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Even the terrain is boring, although the [[A Hike|Blue Ridge Mountains]] are a short drive away.

The town is also far from any real civilization: it lies 16 miles (26 km) from Charlottesville, 77 miles (123 km) from [[Richmond]], and approximately 100 miles (160 km) from [[Pmurt|Washington, D.C.]] Along with the rest of Greene County, it is located within the Charlottesville, Virginia Metropolitan Statistical Area.

==Crime==
Crime rates in Ruckersville are unsurprisingly low, with zero murders and only two rapes on record. That said, nearby Charlottesville has contributed to this low crime rate, as Chris is more than happy to waltz over there to [[Chris and the Law|commit his various misdemeanors]], and likely so are any other criminals living here.

==Culture==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif|What's culture?]]

==Ground Zero==
It's interesting to note that, until very recently, a ''Google Street View'' of Ruckersville was unavailable. The housing development that contains Chris's home is still unavailable. It's likely that the road is so poorly marked and difficult to access that the Google camera trucks either missed it, ignored it, or simply [[Stress|did not care]].

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Ruckersville_Aerial_Map.jpg|Aerial shot of Ruckersville. Chris's home is highlighted with the red icon.
Image:14 branchland court gmaps.png|A closeup view of where the magic happens.
Image:Goin_to_Ruckersville.jpg|Ruckersville lies at the intersection of two major highways. ''Wow''!
Image:Ruckersville_Church.jpg|And no backwater suburb is complete without replaceable block-letter church signs! (No relation to [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]]).
Image:Story_of_Ruckersville.jpg|Little did Peter Rucker know that his settlement would be a haven for a moronic man-child.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[14 Branchland Court]]
*[[Charlottesville, VA]]
*[[Chris's room]]
*[[DayOut]]
*[[Ruckersville Fire Department]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[[Wikipedia:Ruckersville,_Virginia|Wikipedia article]]
*[http://www.virginia.org/Cities/Ruckersville/ Tourism info]
*[https://www.google.ca/maps/place/Ruckersville,+VA+22968,+USA/@38.1983145,-78.5129084,11z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x89b4721b1fc3b627:0x4eee8a3bf4546cf9/ Google Street Map View]
{{Places}}
[[Category:Places]]

CWC Major Update 26 March 2009

2019-03-09T06:22:44Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by PsychoNerd054

In "'''CWC Major Update 26 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Major Update 03262009'''"), [[Chris]] threatens to withhold comics from his [[fans]] if [[trolls]] refuse to leave [[Megan]] alone.

==Description==
{{quotebox|Leave Megan and her Family Alone. 
You will want to stay on my good side if you want to read more comic pages.}}

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Major Update 26 March 2009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|jbx9mgXmKWA}}
| stardate = 26 [[March 2009]]
| subject = {{Comics|text}}
| saga = {{Megan|text}}
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero#Video|CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]
| next = [[Tour_of_Chris's_House#Inside|Tour of Chris's House - Inside]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: March 26th, 2009.

I wish to, uh, start this, uh, major update with a important note.

I have, uh, recently received a request from my old [[gal-pal]] [[Megan]]. Uh, some of you probably know her from the [[ED]] page. So many [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|mistakes]] were made in the past. [''[[sigh]]''] She was the first of my gal-pals to be caught in the crossfire, it haunted me every day. But... [''cough'']

I ask now that, uh, everybody who, uh, everybody who, uh, sees her in person and recognize her, please just leave her alone. Leave her alone.

Sh-, she has been under so much [[stress]] from the n-, not only the [[trolls]], but also from everybody who recognizes her and just bunch of damn....So just simply put, please leave her alone and keep your opinions to yourselves. If you can't say something nice, say ''nothing''. [''cough'']

Plus, also, think about this: you guys stay on my good side if you want me to continue making the comic pages and getting the [[Sonichu]] site back up. Which is why I made it a major priority in my two previous videos I uploaded onto [[YouTube]], leave me and I, my new girlfriend [[Ivy]], leave us alone. [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Back off]].

So, amongst the with that between her, uh, between just like, uh...just like you would not interfere with me and Ivy, back off from Megan. If you want to stay on my good side, if you want me to keep drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].

I swear, or I swear to [[God]], if you get me on my [[CWCFlyingElephants|worst side]], my worst possible offense, I will cease. Swear to God. So just back off.

''Back off.''

Peace.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]|nextlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-26]]

It's UGH!

2019-03-09T06:22:43Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by FromtheWordsofBR

"'''It's UGH!'''" is the bizarre name to a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[July 2009]], before removing it a short time later in usual CWC fashion. The video features him begrudgingly singing along to the song "OK2B[[Gay]]" by Norwegian [[wikipedia:Bubblegum dance|bubblegum dance]] singer [[Tomgirl|Tomboy]]. At the end of the video, he curses at [[Jack Thaddeus]] (who had made [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris hump his PS3]] within the same day) and "[[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha whatever]]."

Note that Chris, in this video, is visibly disgusted and offended by a pro-gay song which is sung tongue firmly grasped in cheek. While the song's message (it's okay to be gay, obviously) is intended to be serious, lines like "[[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|pick up the soap]]" are clearly being sung in a humorous manner.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's UGH!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5NZw7tRNa2A}}
| stardate = 24 [[July 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| shirt = {{BrownLogoShirt2|text}}
| previous = [[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]
| next = [[It's UGH!#Remake Video|It's____]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''Up until 0:36, the only audio from the video is the opening of the song's video version. Chris is shown grimacing in pain over the chorus of [[JERKS]] singing. He starts [[Chris and music|singing]] at 0:37, in a very unsettling, yet quite on point [[Star Wars|Yoda]] impression. Chris actually talks at 4:04.'']

<poem>It's okay to be [[homos|gay]], let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Father figures we are
You're a shooting star you come so far
I was once in your shoes
In a closet like you
I had nothing to lose

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your [[semen|load]]
You've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! For the man!

Ooh, strong man
Queen of the balls
Some brotherly love is a pleasure for all
Come out
Open your eyes
It's a matter of size

Hey man gay man pick up the soap
Get on your knees and pray
Hey man gay man
Release your load
you've got to cease to delay
The gay way

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way ''[gagging sounds]''
Okay to be gay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

Sing hallelujah (sing hallelujah)
It's getting to ya (it's getting to ya)

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho!
Now remember
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
It's okay!
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way

West is where you should go
To San Francisco
I get that you know
Would you gather my face
So united we stand in a gay parade
A human serenade

Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
It's okay to be gay!

Ugh. Yech. Ung... uck. Damn you, Jack Thaddeus slash Samantha whatever.</poem>

==Remake==
[[Image:TrickeryFail.jpg|thumb|Chris thought he would be clever if he made the video by not actually titling the video "It's Okay to be Gay," in addition to having tags "It's a Mockery you damn, dirty [[homos]]."]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], not satisfied with Chris handing him a video where he sings in a dumb voice and covers himself on camera most of the time, wanted a version of him singing it with more vigor.

'''It's____''', a remake of It's UGH!, was uploaded on the following day, 25 [[July 2009]]. Chris sings the song in a more energetic and upbeat manner. He is seen disguised with a [[KCWC broadcast|Groucho Marx]] mask, along with the hat of his [[Officer Nasty]] sex doll. Note, surprisingly, that Chris looks somewhat thinner in this video which just goes to show that black (and stained sex-doll accessories) really is slimming. The YouTube search tags read out, "It's a Mockery you damn dirty [[homos]]." He changes some of the pronouns of the lyrics to "she". In the last sentence of the video, he says that it's not okay to be gay, as yet another feeble attempt to "outwit" the [[trolls]].

{{clear}}

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = It's____
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TdLK7L66Wf4}}
| stardate = 24 [[July 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Homos|text}}
| previous = [[It's UGH!#Video|It's UGH!]]
| next = [[Cwc dare]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Kick the Autistic|Merry Kickmas]]. [[Random-access humor|Why not?]]

It's okay be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way 
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way 
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way 
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way 

Father figures we are 
You're a shooting star you've come so far 
I was once in your shoes 
In a closet like you 
I had nothing to lose 

Hey man gay man pick up the soap 
Get on your knees and pray 
Hey man gay man 
Release your load 
You've got to cease to delay 
The gay way 

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way 
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way 
Hooray! For the man! 

Ooh, strong man 
queen of the balls 
some brotherly love is a pleasure for all 
Come out 
open your eyes 
it's a matter of size. Siiiiize 

Hey man gay man pick up the soap 
Get on your knees and pray 
Hey man gay man 
Release your load 
you've got to cease to delay 
The gay way 

It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way 
Okay to be gay! 
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way 

Sing hallelujah 
It's getting to ya 

Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Ho! Mo! Hey! Homo dork! 
Now remember 
There's a big difference between kneeling down and bending over 

It's okay to be gay! ...'sokay to be gay! let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way 
It's okay! 
Hooray for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way 

West is where you should go 
To San Francisco 
I get that you know 
Would you gather my face 
So united we stand in a gay parade 
A human serenade [''cough''] 

[''mumbling''] Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! for the kind of man that ''she'' will find in the gay way 
It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way 
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way 

It's ''not'' okay to be gay! [''Chris takes off his Groucho glasses, throws them to the ground, and makes a pose'']

===Altered description===
The next day, Chris added a changed description.
{{quotebox|I INFORM YOU TRUE,

I was Blackmailed originally into singing that Damn, Dirty Song. Upon Initial Reading of the Lyrics, I FELT QUEASY and GOING TO THROW UP. I expressed that Fully in the FIRST TRIAL of singing it, even though I deleted it, someone else may have Mirrored those Close-Ups of my body and Vocals. I REMAIN STRONG AND TRUE; ONLY Straightness is Rightous; "Gay" IS "Stupid", and DO NOT use the word "[[homos|Gay]]" IN ANY SENTENCE, UNLESS you are actually talking to or about a PAPER-CERTIFIED Homosexual (they're already all damned).

I AM A PAPER-CERTIFIED STRAIGHT MAN; I Personally Hold ALL the paperwork.

For the while, with "[[SingStar Challenge Round 4|Stan Bush]]" at my PSP/PC/[[PS3]] offering me Inspiration to continue on. I required an instance WHY of all human and God-Giving Reason, and if it was AT ALL, that original track ever GOOD and Beneficial for the Cause to Stay Straight. It took an Ex-Troll-Turned-Friend to let me know that TomBoy ORIGINALLY wrote that song as a MOCKERY. That was ALL I need to know and hear to MAKE MY MOCKERY to Gays, and SING ON. I have fulfilled my End of the Deal with Victory and Valour towards the Rightous Cause of Being Straight. I had "From the darkness stumbled into the Light". While it "Seems like it's been Forever", This was the "Last Round" that I had to "Fight for what I Know IS RIGHT". "Everyone may try to Break my Spirits, Keepin' Me Down," But NO MORE.

I, "Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler, of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] and [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]], [[Virginia]]; TRUE ORIGINAL Creator of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], WITH EYE-WITNESSES back on HIS and HER Dates Of Creation and Birth, AM BACK, and I will not stand idle and be Disrespected with fellow Local Citizens of all [[JERKS|Gen]][[Women's rights|ders]] and [[Chris and race|Races]] Falling in That Disrespect In My Wake.

I thank you ALL to RESPECT and CONTINUE RESPECTING Me, My Friends, My Hometowns, and THESE United States of America. I AM STRAIGHT; CUT YOUR DAMN, DIRTY "GAY" THEORIES THE FUCK OFF THE FACE OF THE UNIVERSE FOREVER.

Thank You.

Christian Weston Chandler, July 25, 2009 }}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]|nextlink=[[Cwc dare]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-24]]

[[Category:Videos about homos| 2009-07-24]]

March 2014

2019-03-09T06:22:42Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by Asperhes

[[File:14BCPostFire3.jpg|right|thumb|250px|14 Branchland Court on '''3 March 2015'''.]]
[[File:Sculpture2.jpg|right|thumb|250px|On '''5 March 2015''', Chris displays his latest artwork.]]
'''March''' was the third month of '''[[2014]]'''. Two months after the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|infamous fire incident]], Chris was rumored to be shoplifting at Best Buy. He denied it on [[Facebook]], but [[Kim Wilson]] posted that she saw him doing it. A day later, Chris posted about a website possibly releasing footage of him shoplifting.

He also submitted two pictures of his rebuilt [[Lego]] [[Manchester High School]]. One was set as his cover photo on Facebook, and the other was submitted to the ''Awesome Alliance'' competition page.

==Events of March 2014==
* 3 March - Pictures of [[14 Branchland Court]] post-fire are leaked to the [[CWCki Forums]].
* 5 March - Chris takes photos of a [[Chris and art|sculpture]] he made in February called "Billboard Person from Melting Chaos."
* 22 March - Some [[Misc E-mails|e-mails]] are leaked to the [[CWCki Forums]], later revealed to be part of a trolling scheme.
* 25 March - Chris uploads [[:File:CWCvilleCoverPhoto.jpg|another LEGO picture of Manchester High]] and sets it as his cover photo on Facebook.
* 28 March - Chris submits another photo of his Lego Manchester High School to the [[March_2014_Facebook_Posts#The_Awesome_Alliance_Share|Awesome Alliance competition page]].
* 30 March - Chris posts on [[March_2014_Facebook_Posts#Rumour|Facebook]] about a rumor of his shoplifting.
* 31 March - Chris again posts on [[March_2014_Facebook_Posts#Expos.C3.A9|Facebook]] about the reported release of [[Best Buy]] footage of his shoplifting.
* 31 March - Chris takes about 20 photos of [[Lego]] minifigures of his [[high school]] staff.

{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

DayOut

2019-03-09T06:22:41Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by Shekelberg

The '''DayOut''' videos are a series of 9 videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[October 2010]], in which Chris takes us on a trip around [[Ruckersville]] and [[Charlottesville]] and shows us such wonderful places as [[McDonald's]], [[Walmart]], and [[Burger King]]! Can you feel the excitement?

Chris seems to describe stores, shopping malls and fast food joints, their surroundings and their easily rectifiable flaws with a droning monotone. Counter-intuitively, he generally uses this tone when he talks about stuff that is ''truly'' closest to his heart. When he finally gets to the more conventional tour sights--for example, the historic [[University of Virginia]] campus--that might actually interest people who think shopping malls are old hat, he ups the ante and launches into an assault of [[random-access humor]].

[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change]]

His [[Son-chu|trusty steed]] shows mechanical issues throughout the videos: an ungodly rattling sound is emitted from the engine at every stop light while idling. According to the oil-change sticker on the front windshield, his next scheduled oil change was for 5 [[April 2009]]--19 months ''before'' this video was made--or at 259,963 miles (418,351 km).

There are no less than 4 items hanging from his rear-view mirror blocking his view: a tacky, faded plastic [[America]]n flag; an [[Cherokian|Indian]] Head air freshener and a custom-made [[Sonichu]] air freshener; and a [[The Simpsons|Homer Simpson]] doll superglued to the car's dashboard. Chris did, however, have the common knowledge to remove the giant handicapped placard from his view.

Chris holds the camera ''while driving'', panning it from left to right to focus on whatever building he's talking about. This distraction is in addition to all the items floating in front of him while his station wagon becomes as cluttered as his [[house]]. It's a miracle he didn't cause a car crash or get pulled over for looking through his camera while driving.<ref>[http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1077 Virginia Code § 46.2-1077]. Motor vehicles not to be equipped with television within view of driver; viewing motion pictures or similar displays while driving.</ref>

==DayOut1==
{{Infobox/video
| name = DayOut1
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Z93msGUbFKs}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Wigwam]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]
}}

===Transcript===
Hello! Today we are going on a [[Niggos|drive-by]] tour of some of my favorite places around...town. Here and dere. So we're gonna get in my car and I'm gonna...[[6 June 2010|drive around]]. [''Chris walks over to Son-Chu and gives the camera [[The Creepy Stare]].'']

==DayOut2==
{{Infobox/video
| name = DayOut2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vIy-YTLT4rg}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut1|DayOut1]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris is driving his car now, pointing his camera out the windshield.'']

And, uhh, coming up on--first on our trip, we take a--we go north to [[Ruckersville]]. [''points the camera out the passenger's window; a sign for a Walmart and Lowe's comes into view''] And right over to our right, we see the new McDonald's that has been built recently. [''he points the camera out his window towards a Walmart''] Let's get a closer look at that shortly. And over to my left is the new Walmart that has been...constructed--has been finished for over a month now. Got everything in there, it's practically super-size.

[''Chris points his camera at the windshield again. After a short pause, he aims it out the passenger's window at a McDonald's. He drives around the parking lot as he continues, moving his camera randomly around the car as he does so.'']

There is the new McDonald's. Small in its stature, though it can stand to improvement. Because you basically have to go around the building twice just to go through the drive-thru! They need to either add an exit lane outta here...around there, I don't know, or make this whole building do a wh--whole 180. Other than that, the, uh, Walmart is just fine the way it is.

[''Chris points the camera out the right window again at a gas station.'']

And in a moment up here, we'll take a closer look at the [[Coffee Place|Burger King]]...that my father goes to sometimes.

==DayOut3==
{{Infobox/video
| name = DayOut3
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1m55umlC6EA}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut2|DayOut2]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris is driving around the parking lot and drive-thru of a gas station-Burger King combo.'']

This here is the Burger King that my father... goes to ev- practically every morning for breakfast, and sometimes I join him as well. But not every day. Sometimes. [[List of Chris's lies|I am not a]] [[Chris and Health|fast-food addict]]. [''pause''] And I am [[Obesity|not that big]], though I can stand to lose a [[A Workout|few pounds]].

==DayOut4==
{{Infobox/video
| name = DayOut4
| video = {{#ev:youtube|KUgefTdYmOE}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut3|DayOut3]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut5|DayOut5]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''Chris is parked in a parking lot of a Food Lion supermarket, while Son-Chu rattles loudly in the background. He pulls out of his space and drives around a bit.'']

And next on our drive-by tour...is our--is the local Food Lion, where my family and I would get most of our food, 'specially when they're on sale. Sometimes we get our food from the, uh, new Walmart, but it depends--it depends on where the prices--on which one has lower price. 'Cause most likely, over at Walmart, their food items are not on sale. [[Autism|They're usually on, quote-unquote, "rollbacks".]]

==DayOut5==
{{Infobox/video
| name = DayOut5
| video = {{#ev:youtube|fib0HKxZ3J8}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|Sightseeing}}
| style = {{Reason|"The Tour Guide"}}
| shirt = {{GreenWideLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[DayOut#DayOut4|DayOut4]]
| next = [[DayOut#DayOut6|DayOut6]]
}}

===Transcript===
[''Son-Chu's horrid rattling is still heard in the background.'']

Next up--next up, in our drive-by tour, we are in the For--we are in the shops of Forest Lakesss. Where we have the, uh, [[Target]]? Where I sometimes walk around in? They have a comparable selection...possibly prices lower than Walmart sometimes, but not all da time.

Also in this neckinawoods we have a Five Guys restauraaant, a Quiz-nooos, I think there's a Subway roun'nyeaaar...uhhm...a Sakura-s, but then t'...an a'course one of the eh-many GameStops, T.G.I. Fridays...a T.G.I. Fridays over there, za GameStop here...and! Around-a corner over here, there's a Harris Teeter! Right over there!

I'm stuck behind-a vehicle.

Anyway, a 'arrir Teeter, right over...there!

I'll save the film, and we'll pick up we're at the next stop.

==DayOut6==
{{Infobox/video
| name = DayOut6
| video = {{#ev:youtube|pBIR8jCeCgE}}
| stardate = 25 [[October 2010]]
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===Transcript===
[''Small pan around. The handicap sticker is prominent for a bit.'']

An' a para--in a panoramic sort of view from a standpoint, this here is [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]], at least the front of it. Where there are a great number of stores in there, Including a whole bunch-a buildin' stores, but the choolest ones gotta I, I would say gotta be Sears, Belk, JCPenney. Uhhh, yes there is a GameStop in there, an' a [[Plush breasts|Spencers]], and a [[Toys "R" Us]] Express. Which actually gives good appeal back to the um, ba-back to the shopping center, because they lost some of--they lost that PO when they clo--when they closed the [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes|Kay-Bee Toy]] store that used to be in there. And they will be openin' up a new book store soon to replace the one they had before.

[''pans camera to his face''] On the way over here, a few other note-ca-notable locations. Where um, the Sam's Club and the Walmart next to the Doubletree Hotel. On the right side outgoing south, as well as Rio [''pronounces it as "Ry-o"''] Hill Shopping Center with a Lowe's, a [[List of restaurants#Chik-fil-A|Chik-Fil-A]], a Kroger, Crutchfield, and Atlas [[Sonichu (comic)|Comic]] Book Store. And also, an IHOP, which my parents sometimes go to for dinner. Or lunch. I dunno. It's one of those times. And also, there's uh, also up the road just a little bit, there's a Toys "R" Us. Up the road northwise. And there are other places, of which, uh, we'll be taken note of. [''stutters''] Also up the road some more, is a Kmart and a Big Lots...a Burger King around there. And of course there are shops at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, which, probably enough, there's another...GameStop over there as well. But there's also a Barnes & Noble, as well as a...FedEx Kinko's, and another Harris Teeter, 'nother Kroger over there. Bunch'a good stores over there. Sh-Shena-Shenanigans, and...that other store that next to it. I forget its name...it'll b--I'll be waylaying(?) other locations short in just'a little bit. Stay tuned.

==DayOut7==
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===Transcript===
Coming up in just a little bit, we will be, ah-passing by an old playground I used to play at quite often, which includes a wading pool.

I--I mean, I mean when I was ah li--just an itty bitty thing, I thought it was a swimming pool. I mean, I guess to really call it a swimming pool it would need to be deeper.

Anyway we're going to drive-by it now.

Take a look at the pool there, you can tell it needs to be deeper. There's the old playground. They need to [[Sonic Boom|update that]], it's a bit rusty. Update the playground fixtures.

Stay tuned on our next stop to be coming up eventually. But also, I would like to note another fine landmark, another fine landmark around here. A little-known place called [[McIntire Park]].

I mean, I don't know, I mean, I don't know if that playground I just pointed out kind of is McIntire Park, or part of it. But it's next to it anyway.

There's a playground over at McIntire Park also, nowadays.

==DayOut8==
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===Transcript===
Anyway, uh, on our next drop by, we're just gonna get a few little glimpses of the Downtown Mall. Y'all have seen it before as I have, uh, recorded it mainly, to that, considerably [[Sonichu's Edge|parkour]] thing. Even though you guess, uhhh, you couldn't really count it as a parkour--I, I mean, I tried, you know, I did try on that.

Now I'm stopped at a traffic light here.

[''[[stress sigh]]]''] C'mon. Come on.

Anyway jus--just a few peeks down the few alleys of the uh, downtown mall area. Just a few peeks here and there.

Uh. Looks like we got the, ah, Albemarle Charlottesville Spirit Walk coming up.

If you want to do this step-by-step that's your luxury and you're welcome to do that. I'm just going to put myself in here at the parking garage. So I'll check in at the next destination.

==At Least My Face Is Not F3c7ing Orange==
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The title of this video is likely an insult aimed at noted guido [[Clyde Cash]]. In 2017, Chris used the same insult against a [[Pmurt|new enemy]].

===Transcript===
Pretty much on this final segment of this, uh, tour around Charlottesvile, and, uh, some of my fun favorite choice places. We can drive down the t--down the corner, and the [[UVA]], the University of Virginia, just coming up on the corner.

Don't forget traffic folks, because, you know, red lights, they do come up.

Green change, change you stupid light. Red light turn green. Hmmmmmmmmmm. Mmmm. [''sigh''] Better yet, green light turn yellow. Nnnnnn-now. Now. Right now. Oh, it happened. Go figure sun reflections and everything.

Anyway I don't really have much ah, particular of what's in the corner, but there is a Baja Bean. Did go to a Baja Bean that was across, that's across from the Walmart in Charlottesville, a little while back. Don't go there as much. But, yeah that's one place anyway.

UVA medical, medical center and hospital areas down to the left there. Which is, ah you can make the left turn to get there from here. Going about West-ward.

Hey, little truck from Texas. He's a long way from home.

Dududududu, red light turn green. Red light turn green. C'mon. Red light turn green. Red light turn green, green, green. Red light turn green. There you go.

Anyway just, ah, enjoy what's on the ah, corner along the right side of the building as we drive by. (Chris belches loudly)

Cause essentially it's just whatever. I know that ah, there's a, I think there's a Plan Nine on the corner now, or at least there used to be. There's a Plan Nine over by where Circuit City used to be as well. I'd go around Circuit City once about now there once in a while, while it was open. There's a Baja Bean. And unfortunately they had to close up their shops too. [[The Cleveland Show|Circuit City, there's one left, come find us]]. Yeah, all the way up, probably in Canada. Toronto Canada. Or, better yet. You don't have to travel as far, for some of our good deals you can go to our website which, is still up. Even though our stores are closed we have an online store and our one location in Toronto Canada. Circuit City, were service is state of the art, or [[Chris and Remorse|at least was]], no it's like seemingly out of date. The old plug socket, that went into the pavement.

Everybody wants to [[Chris and music|sing the song]].

And a few calls of ah, [[rape]] around here lately. What's kinda sad, really. But, y'know, at least the citizens are more aware.

And I'll just, ah turn into my left now where you can see some of the Campus buildings. So the buildings of the ah, University of Virginia. The Campus grounds and all that. Don't know much about 'em except for, [[Bob|my father]] was a guest on a radio st-, on the WTJU here one year when they were doing the jazz marathon in 1989. I remembered the year at random just now. [[Chris and cinematography|Please forgive the reflective sunlight]].

Ahh, the University of Virginia. The University in the city of which it was founded by Mr. Thomas Jefferson and the letter, Z, in the statue in front of that building. I believe there's a postcard with that image on there as well.

Hmmm, give you a little bit more, tour of the ah, grounds, and then I'll have to wrap this up because I'm running ou- I'm running low on memory.

[[Ghostbusters|There's something strange]], in your head, who you gonna call? Mr. Fred! [[100 2277|He wets the bed.]] What are you gonna do when Mr. Fred wets the bed? Ewww. Oh I say here's a bad host. It's a ghost. Who you gonna call? Another ghost! To get rid of the first ghost. I mean especially if it's a boy ghost, you call a girl ghost. Or, otherwise you call- uh can't make a left turn here. Otherwise if it's a girl ghost you call a boy ghost, anyway you call another ghost to get rid of the first ghost. Can't make a left turn here.

Anyway, there's another step down there and ah, tennis courts over there and, I don't know, there's a soccer field around the corner there. And that pretty much wraps it up here.

This has been a, fun little tour on a day out with me. Thank you very much, and have a go-

==References==
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==External links==
*[http://maps.google.com/maps?f=d&source=s_d&saddr=14+Branchland+Court,+Ruckersville,+VA&daddr=U.S.+29,+Ruckersville,+VA+22968+(Burger+King)+to:Ruckersville,+136+Cedar+Grove+Road,+VA+to:Connor+Dr,+Charlottesville,+Albemarle,+Virginia+22911+to:Park+St+to:US-250+E%2FUS-250+Bypass+E+to:Market+St+%26+2nd+St+NW,+Charlottesville,+Virginia+22902+to:Market+St.+and+5th+St.,+Charlottesville,+VA+to:W+Main+St+%26+7th+St+NW,+Charlottesville,+Virginia+22903+to:University+Ave.+and+Emmet+St.+S,+Charlottesville,+VA+to:14+Branchland+Court,+Ruckersville,+VA&hl=en&geocode=FWLiRgIdl5dT-yk_WYo5C3G0iTEm_Csij_khEg%3BFf1iRwId3CtU-yHQBPnFU2tWlg%3BFcwDRwIdUONT-ylrZYXshnG0iTH8QadOLbw_yQ%3BFULLRQIdDBVT-yn_nFuqCHe0iTEbJSEapw6WAA%3BFch0RAIds55S-w%3BFZSGRAIdyIJS-w%3BFZNRRAIdEnZS-ykdrofGJYaziTGxNkQfBTO8AQ%3BFSJNRAId2YRS-ymTJX9VJoaziTEowGTWE7F6Hw%3BFTlQRAIdVldS-ykj6BasO4aziTEmnlbr3y62fw%3BFRJxRAIdUxVS-ymZiHJeToaziTEh3y31Shwr1A%3BFWLiRgIdl5dT-yk_WYo5C3G0iTEm_Csij_khEg&mra=mrv&mrcr=4&sll=38.035146,-78.486972&sspn=0.011459,0.01929&ie=UTF8&ll=38.134016,-78.403931&spn=0.366183,0.617294&z=11 Chris's route] (more or less)

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Ultra Sonichu

2019-03-09T06:22:40Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by PrinceEmpolion

[[Image:219-UltraSchuPose.jpg|thumb|Ultra Sonichu, aka Down's Syndrome Sonichu]]

{{quote|After absorbing the power of the 7 [[Sonic the Hedgehog (series)#Chaos Emeralds|Chaos Emeralds]], [[Sonichu]] transforms into his Super-Form where he is invincible beyond compare. He can fly sky-high and has the most powerful Lightining Attacks.|[[:Image:215-ACUltSchuBck.jpg|Ultra Sonichu ''Animal Crossing'' card]]}}

'''Ultra Sonichu''' is the final form of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] that Chris has hyped before the comic even began. After years of promises, he finally appeared in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

Another of Chris's blatant rip-offs, it is a copy of [[Sonic the Hedgehog|"Super Sonic"]]. Super Sonic is the result of Sonic collecting all seven [[Chaos Emeralds]], which itself is inspired by the Super Saiyan transformation from ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]''. It should also be noted that Ultra Sonichu is basically a recolor of Chris's very first failure [[Bionic the Hedgehog]].

==Powers==
''Sonichu'' #10 has shown that Ultra Sonichu has a plethora of super powers. Besides being able to fly, like Super Sonic, he also has Messianic powers as well. He is shown using his presence to revive [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her eternal slumber (and apparently to accidentally free [[Clawdorf]] in the process), and he uses a power called "Chaotic Remedy" to cure Asperchu and his versions of Sonichu and friends from all their maladies, such as personality.

So far there doesn't seem to be any specific time limit on Sonichu's ability to remain in his Ultra form, unlike Sonic's Super form, where his only weakness is the fact that his form eventually runs out. After doing everything he needed to do (which included curing every single [[Jerkop]] he and his friends haven't managed to murder of their brainwashing) Sonichu just kind of... stops being Ultra.

==Evolution confusion==
Ultra Sonichu evolves from Sonichu. [[Metonic]] also evolves from Sonichu. It has already been shown in the comic that Sonichu will eventually evolve into Metonic, so technically Sonichu will never be able to evolve into Ultra Sonichu... but [[Sonichu 10|he found a way.]] He seems to be a mega evolution now.

==Star sign confusion==
After evolution, Ultra Sonichu's star sign changes from [[Wikipedia:Pisces_(Astrology)|Pisces]] to [[Wikipedia:Aries_(Astrology)|Aries]]. How this is possible is still a mystery. A theory is that [[Blake]] is the one to actually assume this form, since he is an Aries, much like Ultra Sonichu, and is supposed to have all the abilities Sonichu possesses. That would be an interesting plot twist to give Blake the role as the actual hero; however, considering Chris's writing ability, this is probably just a coincidence.

==Gallery==
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Christian and the Hedgehog Boys

2019-03-09T06:22:38Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by FromtheWordsofBR

[[Image:074-HedgehogBoys.jpg|thumb|The Hedgehog Boys]]
{{Quote|[[Shadow]]! [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]! The [[Niggos|dark half]] can rock you! [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Rockin' in the atomic! And [[Chris and his Ego|the leader]] who put the band together Singin’ with this song! His name is [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Chandler]]!|from "[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]]"}}
::''For their self-titled album, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]. For their theme song, see [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys Theme]].''

'''Christian & the Hedgehog Boys''' was a "virtual band" formed and fronted by [[Chris]]. In his head, helping him compose the [[Chris and music|music]] was [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and the rest of the gang; in [[Chris and reality|reality]], there wasn't a band. The albums consisted entirely of Chris poorly recording himself shouting awful lyrics about [[Ego|his shitty life]] over [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] pop music, which, according to him, qualifies as new compositions.

==The boys in the band==
[[File:Hedboy.PNG|thumb|Scenes like this made the breakup of the band inevitable.]]

The gap between albums speaks volumes about the internal problems the band has faced, including [[Tobacky|drug abuse]], [[Pregnant Act|unwanted pregnancies]], [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|regicide]] and [[Hanky-panky|general debauchery]].

*[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]]: vocals
*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]: bass, or perhaps guitar ([[Chris and Art|thanks, Chris]])
*[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]: guitar
*[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]: drums
*[[Black Sonichu]] (Blake): keyboard

In the [[2009]] incarnation of the band, Sonic and Shadow were gone, replaced by [[Wild]] (on bass) and [[Punchy]] (on drums). [[Layla Flaaffy]] also joined as stage manager.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref> {{clear}}

==Albums==
[[Image:057-CWCHedgeBoysv2.jpg|thumb|left|First album cover]]
[[Image:CWCHedgehogBoysCOMEBACKfront.jpg|thumb|Second album]]
To date, they have released two albums:

*''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys]]'' ([[2003]])
*''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|Christian & the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]'' ([[2009]])
{{clear}}

==Singles==
Christian & the Hedgehog Boys have released standalone singles over [[YouTube]] for "[[CWC%27s_%22It%27s_All_Coming_Back_To_Me%22|It's All Coming Back To Me]]" and "[[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Holding Out For A Hero]]" that feature unique combinations of live-action, comic drawings and shit. The lyrics of "[[Revive Zordon]]" appear in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but a musical version has yet to appear (created by Chris, at the very least).

==Gallery==
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[[File:Autisticmajesties.jpg|thumb|left|[[Barack Obama|The Rolling Stones]] edition]]
[[File:128650737563.jpg|thumb|right|[[100 2269|The Beatles]] edition]]
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Image:107-HookedOnSonichu2.jpg|One listen, and you'll be hooked!
Image:200-RockinSonichu.jpg|Sonichu is doing it wrong
Image:447px-Artgalleryhedgehogs.jpg|As seen in ''Sonichu'' Comics!
Image:SchuComic6P14.jpg|Ad from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]]
Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|For whatever reason, Sonichu is holding a copy of the Hedgehog Boys' first album.
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==External links==
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!1NYD1BpT!4Q4dWp7ZU-qoShcMGuWvDKUSo8wb-DHnUvwLm87Na9k Download Christian and the Hedgehog Boys] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
*[https://mega.co.nz/#!lVgnFCQQ!nrpH0QQr_S6sH2s8_unQLO8q6muwAjxGpdZz1YV-sRM Download Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!] (Working Link as of 5/18/15)
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]

==See also==
{{CWCipedia|chris=CWC Sings}}
*[[Chris and music]]
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]
{{References}}
{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category: Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]
[[Category: Music]]

CWCville Shopping Center

2019-03-09T06:22:25Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by Darkbind

{{DeadLinks}}
[[File:157-CityOfCwcville.jpg|thumb|Early appearance on a ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.]]
[[File:Mall.PNG|thumb|Aerial view]]

'''CWCville Shopping Center''', sometimes called the '''CWCville Mall''', located at the center of downtown [[CWCville]], is the location of Chris's [[CWCville Mayoral Office|Mayoral Office]] and a temple to consumerism in CWCville. It also lies Chris's version of his beloved [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], where he is not banned but rather is welcomed and employed there.

Chris designed the mall as a [[CADD]] project in [[PVCC|college]], and since [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|no good school project goes unrecycled and unpublished]], went and put the design in the comics. The plans were in the [[Scrapbook of Fail]],<ref>[[Blanca_E-mails#Chris_does_not_waste_any_time_in_hinting_at_a_relationship|Blanca E-mails]], 20 [[August 2008]] 5:27 AM</ref> and Chris's original AutoCAD files were leaked.

Chris also built a rudimentary model of the mall with [[Lego]]. In 2014, the old Lego mall having been destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire]], Chris dreamed of recreating it at a much grander scale, a "stud-to-stud replica." This was such a compelling vision that he started a [[Kickstarter]] campaign to raise $5000 for this project. Of course, nothing came of this.

Chris has said that the city of CWCville owns the mall,<ref>[[Mailbag 13]]</ref> while most real-life malls (even ones that are close to dead) are owned by real estate companies such as Simon Property Group, owner of [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Furthermore, Chris has included several stores that either don't exist in real life, or used to exist but no longer do; the store placement, selection and other fine details are all over the place. Among other things, the mall features a disproportionately large number of restaurants and even a Big Lots, an off-price retailer that almost never locates in malls.

Locating a mall in a downtown isn't entirely unfeasible; there is, however, no excuse for putting the fucking ''Mayor's office'' in the mall (except perhaps if the government's finances are in such a dreadful condition that they need to in order to save on rent). Chris may have done this as a reference to the [[Adult Swim]] show ''[[Wikipedia:Tom Goes to the Mayor|Tom Goes to the Mayor]]''.

[[Image:CWCMallSpaz.jpg|thumb|The Mall, as accurately depicted by Spazkid28 in ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu: The Animated Series]]''.]]
[[File:0869-Cwcville18.JPG|thumb|Lego version of the Shopping center.]]
[[File:Kickstarter 5.jpg|thumb|The CADD mall blueprints.]]

==Mall Stores==
Take note of how many of the stores featured here have either been long since defunct or renamed.

* [[Wikipedia:Abercrombie & Fitch|Abercrombie & Fitch]] (yes, even after [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abercrombie_%26_Fitch#Jeffries.27_2006_target_demographic_quote this])
* Arcade World (Video Games) [That is not a typo. He's written 'Video Games' beside it, as if arcades didn't have them usually.]
* [[Wikipedia:American Eagle Outfitters|American Eagle Outfitters]]
* [http://www.annajoys.com/ Anna Joy's] (local bridal shop)
* April's Sports (local sporting goods)
* [[Wikipedia:Aéropostale (clothing)|Aeropastale [sic]]]
* [[Wikipedia:Bath & Body Works|Bath & Body Works]]
* [[Wikipedia:Big Lots|Big Lots]]
* [http://www.brmsstore.com/ Blue Ridge Sports]
* [[Chris's resume|Books-a-Million]]
* [[Burger King]]
* [http://www.cache.com/ Cache] [sic] (defunct since 2015)
* [[Wikipedia:Carlton Cards|Carlton Cards]] ([[wikipedia:American Greetings|American Greetings]] subsidiary; 2 separate ones)
* [[Wikipedia:Cellular One|Cellular One]]
* [[Wikipedia:Champs_(brand)|Champ's [sic]]] Sports
* [[Chick-fil-A]]
* [[Wikipedia:Christopher & Banks|Christopher & Banks]]
* [[Chris and ego|Christopher's Pizza]]
* [http://www.cinnamonster.com Cinnamonster]
* [[Wikipedia:Circuit City Stores|Circuit City Express]] (who have been defunct since [[2009]], although they're planned to relaunch in [[2018]])
* [[Wikipedia:Claire's|Claire's Boutique]]
* [[Wikipedia:Coffee Beanery|Coffee Beanery]]
* [[The GAMe PLACe|Comic, Game & Hobby Place]]
* [[Country Cookin]]
* [[Li'l Chris|Create-A-Critter]]
* [[Cutco]] Outlet
* [[Wikipedia:CVS/pharmacy|CVS]]
* [[Wikipedia:Dairy Queen|Dairy Queen]]
* [[Wikipedia:Disney Store|Disney Store]]
* [[Wikipedia:Dollar Tree|Dollar Tree]]
* [[Wikipedia:Finish Line, Inc.|Finish Line]]
* [[Wikipedia:Foot Locker|Footaction USA]] (Better known as Foot Locker)
* [[Wikipedia:F.y.e|F.Y.E.]]
* [[GameStop]]
* [[Wikipedia:Gap (clothing retailer)|Gap]]
* [[Nintendo|GCN]] [? - second floor, he may have meant [[Wikipedia:GNC (store)|GNC]].]
* [http://www.glamourshots.com Glamour Shots]
* [[Wikipedia:NexCen Brands|Great American Cookie]]
* [[Wikipedia:Hat World|Hat World]]
* [[Wikipedia:Hallmark Cards|Hallmark]]
* [[Megan Schroeder|Hot Topic]]
* [[Wikipedia:J. C. Penney|JCPenny [sic]]]
* [[Wikipedia:Genesco|Journeys]]
* [[Wikipedia:Sterling_Jewelers#Kay_Jewelers|Kay Jewlers]] [sic]
* [[Sonic Watch and Win Sweepstakes|KB Toys]]
* [http://www.kohrbros.com/ Kohr Bros. Frozen Yougurt] [sic]
* [[Wikipedia:Foot Locker|Lady Foot Locker]]
* [[Lego]] Outlet
* [[Wikipedia:LensCrafters|LensCrafters]] [Listed twice beside each other.]
* [[Wikipedia:The Limited|Limited]]
* [[Wikipedia:Tween Brands|Limited Too]] [currently known as Justice]
* [http://www.mastercuts.com/ MasterCuts]
* [[McDonald's]]
* [[Wikipedia:Destination Maternity|Motherhood Maternity]]
* [[Wikipedia:Mrs. Fields|Mrs. Field's [sic] Cookies]]
* [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Pacific Sunwear]]
* Paint & Play (exists, but no website for Virginia chain)
* [[Wikipedia:Payless ShoeSource|Payless Shoe Source]]
* [[Wikipedia:Pearle Vision|Pearl [sic] Vision Express]]
* [[Wikipedia:Radio Shack|RadioShack]]
* [[Wikipedia:Red Robin|Red Robin]]
* [[Wikipedia:Ritz Camera|Ritz Camera]] (liquidated in [[2012]] and online-only now)
* [http://www.rockstarbodyjewelry.com/ Rock Star Body Jewelry]
* [[Wikipedia:Sam Goody|Sam Goody]] (long since defunct)
* [[Wikipedia:Sbarro|Saberro]] [sic]
* [[Wikipedia:Sears|Sears]]
* [[Wikipedia:Spencer Gifts|Spencer Gifts]]
* [[Hanna|Starbucks]]
* [[Wikipedia:Stride Rite Corporation|Stride Rite]]
* [[Wikipedia:Suncoast Motion Picture Company|Suncoast]]
* [[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction|Taco Bell]]
* T&C Nails (a real nail salon in Charlottesville Fashion Square)
* The Briar Patch ([http://www.shopbriarpatch.com/ Website] is dead, presumably defunct)
* [http://www.thehappycook.com/ The Happy Cook]
* The [[Pokémon]] Center [Unsurprisingly, this is given two floors and roughly 14 times the retail space of most of the other stores]
* [[The GAMe PLACe|The Toy Place]]
* [http://www.thingsremembered.com/ Things Remembered]
* Tokyo Shogun (Virginia-based Japanese mall cuisine; no website)
* [http://www.tradesecret.com/ Trade Secret]
* [[Wikipedia:Verizon|Verizon]]
* [http://www.victoriasgallery.com/ Victoria's Art Gallery]
* [[Wikipedia:Victoria's Secret|victoria's [sic] Secret]]
* [[Wikipedia:Waldenbooks|Waldenbooks]] (Liquidated in 2011)
* [[Wikipedia:Warner Bros. Studio Store|Warner Bros. Store]] (only online since 2001)
* [[Wendy's]]
* [http://www.western-sizzlin.com/sitemap.html Western Sizzlin']
* [[Wikipedia:YesAsia|YesAsia.com]] Outlet Store
* [[Wikipedia:Zale Corporation|Zales Jewelry]]
* [[Wikipedia:Zany Brainy|Zany-Brainy]] (Defunct since 2003)

==Non-Store Facilities==
* [[Wikipedia:Bank of America|Bank of America]] ATM
* [[Wikipedia:BB&T|BB&T]] ATM
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]
* [[Jerkop|Mall Security]]/Customer Service
* [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Restrooms]] [Multiple]
* [[Wikipedia:Wachovia|Wachovia]] ATM (Acquired and absorbed by [[Wikipedia:Wells Fargo|Wells Fargo]] since 2008)

== Sources ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] - The IRL version of the CWCville mall.

==External links==
* [https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1419446823/lego-cwcville-shopping-center-with-mayor-office Kickstarter page]
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/CwcvilleShoppingCenterFloorOne.pdf Plans, Floor 1]
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/CwcvilleShoppingCenterFloor2.pdf Plans, Floor 2]
* [http://theinterwebs.googlepages.com/MayorsOfficeModel1.pdf Plans, Mayor's Office]
* <s>[http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?we0oddnzwnk Original project files]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)

{{CWCverse}}

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Dating education

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{{quote|Those who are unable to, teach.|[[CWC]]|<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}

[[Image:DatingEducation.jpg|thumb|250px|Date Ed, but not Dated... get it!?]]

'''Dating Education''' is [[Chris]]'s term for the formal instruction he believes should be provided to instruct people on how to date. As with "Sex Ed," Chris abbreviates dating education to "'''Date Ed'''," and frequently makes use of the ([[Random-access humor|alleged]]) joke that the idea of "Date Ed" sounds "Dated." The lack of Dating Education classes is something Chris has frequently complained about, with him seemingly being unaware of (or just ignoring) the fact that [[Chris and psychology|an appropriately qualified therapist]] can teach him the social skills he desires.

Reading the [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)|Dating education comic]] and its related material released by Chris is an illuminating experience as it is a rather disturbing illustration of how Chris believes dating works. As such, it unintentionally serves as a rather thorough explanation as to why Chris behaves towards women the way he does, thus making it a must read for anyone wanting to learn about [[Chris and...|Chris and his mindset]].

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==In Real Life==
{{quote|As I have proposed the idea in my adult life within my Sonichu Comic Books, and a bit before then, High Schools SHOULD have Dating Education Classes along with the Sexual Education Classes. In my humble opinion, Sex ED is fine for AFTER 3 or so DATES, but HOW DO WE EVEN GET TO THE FIRST DATE?!!! If I had the Dating Education back then, I wouldn't have to had suffered being a frustrated virgin for soo many years.|CWC|<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Dating education|Wikipedia autobiography]]</ref>}}

Had Chris not been sleeping or reading ''[[R.L. Stine|Goosebumps]]'', he might have noticed that real Sex Ed courses don't provide a step-by-step description of how to [[China|pound tom-toms]], but rather a source of reference for responsible sexual behaviors and the biology of the reproductive system. Chris seems to assume that the course provided the same educational experience he believes that he has acquired from pornography, as opposed to a run-down on sexually transmitted diseases and contraception. Chris even suggested that [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] could use a refresher, hinting that it would make her feel better about being violated in vivid Crayola color:

{{quote|The point is allowing yourself more exposure to sex acts to make yourself feel more comfortable with that fact of life.|CWC|<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

His proposed class depends on a concept that has no worldly counterpart. In short, Chris is an idiot and has no idea how anything works.

Consistent with both his [[autism]] and his own unique resistance to learning, Chris tries to seek out clear, direct steps in social interactions where his natural instincts and social skills (or lack thereof) fail him. In fact, his schools most assuredly did have "Coping Skills" instruction in their [[Wikipedia:Special education|special education curriculum]], which he was required to attend. Sadly, though he has been exposed to:

*Special Education
*[[Rocky Shoemaker|Pastoral Counseling]]
*Psychology and Psychiatry
*[[GodJesus|God]] AND the [[Bear]]

...none of them can offer him the checklist of winning moves that he believes exists (but that has been kept from him). So really, it's entirely his fault that he has no idea how to act around other humans, much less eligible women. For the record, Chris considers Date Ed to be one of his top three [[inventions]]<ref>[[Mailbag 1#Chris the inventor]]</ref>—right behind the ''Sonichu'' Universe and a Lego contraption for carrying [[Pokémon]] cards.

==Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future==
Chris's most fully-realized rationale for his pedagogical plan can be found in an essay he wrote on 11 May 2009 and later posted on the [[CWCipedia]]. Entitled "Chris Chan’s Heroic Dream for Our Community NOW and in the Future. The Solution: Dating Education," it was "originally written for a recent 2009 Community Support Contest sponsored by C-Ville's Battlefield Ford." Chris added, "too bad I did not win, but I'm not giving up on teaching our future generations the basics of Dating alongside Sexual Educaiton." The fact that Chris believes that his utterly [[Slow-in-the-Minds|retarded]] idea that all high schools in the [[Chris and America|United States]], possibly the whole world, should teach their students how to talk to one another (something most [[Autism|shy]] people can fix with a [[Rocky Shoemaker|counsellor]] or a [[Chris and psychology|psychologist]]), and should be graded on how they talk to [[Kimmi|dolls]], how well they study a book [[How to Talk to Girls|written by a nine-year old]] and how well they score on an extremely awkward paper test, as well as the fact that these schools should go directly against American anti-discrimination laws and not let [[homos]] into a required subject, with Chris saying that "it will stop people from becoming gay, [[Tomgirl Saga|since gay people usually turn when]] [[Chris and hypocrisy|they're lonely and in their 20's]]" speaks volumes on how Chris views dating, education and homosexuality. The complete essay
{{quoteboxred|
I am one of a minority of people in the worldwide population; I am a Shy, Straight Caucasian Male who still struggles as an Adult Virgin. And I have dreams of sharing a family life with my Female Sweetheart, and to have and share between me and her our daughter named, Crystal Weston Chandler.

My shyness has belabored my dream from seeing birth. But mine is a mutual dream shared with every shy male in the world. Mine and their dreams could have been made individual realities sooner with a simple, great idea, '''DATING EDUCATION CLASSES'''.

We currently enforce, and have made required, Sexual Education classes in High Schools most everywhere. That is good for AFTER Date #3 or so, but the question remains, ''“How do we find, attract and talk to a single member of our individually respective Opposite Gender to even have a First Date Ever With?”''

I would like to see Dating Education Classes required along with, before or shortly after, Sexual Education. I envision the teacher starting with the social basics, such as the simple greeting of “Hey, there. It’s a good day.” :) Even quoting the Alec Grevin and his little red book, ''“How to Talk to Girls”''. Also, later in the semester, teaching empathetic social skills that can benefit both of the straight partners in each couple. I also envision classroom distribution/loaning of female Barbie Dolls for MEN to practice socializing on, and 8” GI-Joe Figures for WOMEN to practice socializing on as well. The Classmates could also be paired up, Male-for-Female/Female-for-Male, in Class Workshop(s). If there were any unpaired people of one gender in the class, volunteers of the opposite gender from within the school’s student roster can be brought in for them. There would be '''NO SAME-GENDER PAIRINGS, PERIOD'''.

It is a fact that individuals who were unable to find their opposite-gender Sweetheart or crushes and get lucky before adulthood are likely tempted to turn homo… A dismal future NO God-Loving Individual, including myself; I swear on my Holy Bible as I type this essay with every keystroke I make with my keyboard resting on my Bible, would ever want to see occur. :( The Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.

If my essay is selected, I would give the money to our local High Schools to begin the Long-Necessary and Required Dating Education Class Trend within these United States, and then Worldwide, for a Better, Bright Future for All.

Thank You.}}

==In ''Sonichu''==
:''Main Article: [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|Episode 19: Date Ed (Even Though the Idea Sounds Dated)]]''

Depending on how charitable your mood is, you might argue that Chris's idea for Date Ed is ''stupid'' but not ''insane.'' That is to say that it makes sense for Chris to want some guidance, and to extrapolate that to mean that other people want the same. However, any such notions will be destroyed in short order should you peruse ''Sonichu 9'', specifically the episode containing DAT 303. DAT 303 is a thinly veiled matchmaking service, with a side order of Sex Ed and a heaping helping of complete lunacy. It boggles the mind to picture what DAT 101 or 404 might look like. Consider the following:

*Everyone who took this class did so in hope of being paired up with a potential mate - in this class.
*The class was split perfectly: 50% male, 50% female.
*On the off chance that there were a spare student, the professor expressly states that she herself wouldn't be paired up with anybody, because it would conflict with both regulations AND her current relationship. This puts a bullet in any remaining pretence of this class being simply to work on social skills.
*The students are given dolls of the opposite sex, to practice their communication skills. Their names are [[Bob Chandler|Robert]] and [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]].
*Everybody hooks up with a date, except for "[[Clyde Cash|Clyde Cwash]]," who only got a 65% in the class.
* DAT 303. DAT3 03. [[Third date|DATE 03]].

==DAT 303==
===Course Syllabus===
'''Rationale''':
{{quote|Dating Education Classes can best enforce the Natural Man-and-Woman Pairings/Couples; the homosexual count would be reduced.|CWC|<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article|CWCipedia]</ref>}}

'''Required Text''': ''[[How to Talk to Girls]]'' by Alec Greven

'''Materials Provided:''' Robert and Barbara [[Officer Nasty|Dolls]]; iDate Software

'''Core concepts''':
*Staying [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|cool under pressure]]
*Being [[Friend zone|friends first]] and letting the relationship grow organically
*The etiquette of romance: asking before [[Megan Schroeder|touching]] or [[Emily|kissing]]

'''Methodology:'''
*Students are paired up by the teacher over the Internet anonymously and then eventually reveal themselves and fall in love in person.
*Students will be required to regularly do short transcripts of imaginary conversations with their dolls.

===Final Exam===
{{collapsible|Final Exam|
Name_________________ Date__________

 1. About _% of regular girls ditch boys, and _% of pretty girls ditch boys
 A. 10/100 B. 50/50 C. 73/98 D. 75/13

 2. Which of the follow characteristics attract your opposite gender best?
 A. Class Clown B. Full Show-Off C. Silent - Types D. None of the Above

 3. When is an appropriate time to ask for a phone number?
 A. Upfront B. Middle of Converstation [sic] C. End of Enjoyable Conversation

 4. Boys can be like magnets, and girls the metal, when the boy is confident, honest, and smart.
 A. True B. False

 5. When there should be a girl for every boy, all people of your opposite gender is already taken by some other dude or gal.
 A. True B. False

 6. If the relationship or crush doesn't work out, you...
 A. Worry B. Move On C. Cry and Pout D. None of the above

 7. How should you approach the person of your opposite gender if you are really shy?
 A. As a Friend First B. Run Away C. With [[Hanky panky|Hankey]] in Mind D. Send Someone Else

 8. If she/he gives you a wrong number, try harder on that person.
 A. True B. False

 9. To keep your girl/guy liking you, you should...
 A. Keep Clean B. Act Normal C. Show off A skill D. All of the Above

 10 Essay Question.
 From Approach to the end of the conversaion [sic], list a 10-step approach in walking to and talking to people of your opposite gender.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>FOR ALL Sonichu & Rosechu Site VISITORS AND COMIC READERS**

YOU MAY TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELF AND IF YOU DO, FEEL FREE TO COPY THIS IMAGE, PRINT IT OUT, AND TAKE THIS EXAM FOR YOURSELVES. THEN E-MAIL ME YOUR ANSWERS, VERBATIM, ESPECIALLY THE ESSAY QUESTION AND I WILL GRADE IT HONESTLY.
}}

===Answer Key===
{{collapsible|Answer Key|
<center>Multiple Choice</center>
# C
# D
# C
# A
# B
# B
# A
# B
# D
<center>Free Response</center>

**This was an Open Question with Multiple Answer Variation depending on person writing the essay. 
**Here is what I feel is the BEST EXAMPLE of an answer from Chi-Chian of the PSN; Congratuations! =D

1. Aprroach the boy 
- "Hi, what's up!"

2. Get the name 
- "I'm Alex, what are you called?"

3. Find out more, get his interest 
- "So what are you into? What music do you like? Seen any good movies lately?"

4. Give feedback, get opportunities for him to ask questions and get interested 
- "I'm into anime (my favorite is Puni Puni Poemy, by the way - Kobayashi Poemi is so funny!!). I’ve seen that movie too! I like that actor."

5. Give interest/compliments back 
- "I love your haircut (t-shirt, belt. etc)! What's that cologne?"

6. Get more intimate details 
- "So how old are you? Come here often? You from around here?"

7. Food is a conversation foundation 
- "Can we go get lunch/dinner? Can you buy me something to drink?
(I think a gentleman should buy the lady a drink. although I don't drink alcohol or smoke)."

8. At the food place you can expand on the themes previously discussed, such as art,
music or cinema. but allow the boy to talk as well, support him if he gets
shy or stumped.

9. A walk to help with digestion. Usually there's a couple of shops around
in crowded places, so you can always visit a couple together. Not necesserily
buying anything, just browsing. A bookshop or a music/video store
is always a good choice.

10. Alter the walk it‘s time to go, but this is where the telephone trade-offshould start. 
- "It"s been really cool talking and walking with you and I'd like to do it again sometime."

**Chi-Chian wrote and submitted her answers via e-mail, April 13, 2009. 
**CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER WROTE THIS EXAM ON APRIL 11, 2009}}

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:SchuComic9P30.jpg|Final Exam as written by Chris in episode 19.
Image:SchuComic9P105.jpg|Answers to the multiple choice.
Image:SchuComic9P106.jpg|Answers to the essay question.
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

==See Also==
*[[Dating|Dating]]
*[[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]
[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Dating_Education CWCipedia article]

==External Links==

*[http://www.mybuzzquiz.com/en_US/actions/PlayQuiz.do?fileID=310722 Abridged MyBuzz Quiz version of the exam]
{{Love quest}}
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IRC (04 January 2009)

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An IRC chat where [[Chris]], [[Julie]] and [[PandaHalo]] have it out all at once. Chris is revealed as a miserable two-timing bastard.

==Summary==
Early in [[January 2009]], [[PandaHalo]] had been something like Chris's regular [[sweetheart]] for some time, ever since [[Blanca Weiss]] dumped him at the end of October [[2008]]. However, Chris was distracted for several days prior to this chat by the arrival of a new would-be [[troll|girlfriend]], Julie (who speaks using the handle [[BlueSpike]], a sign of things to come).

Here, Julie "discovers" that Chris has still been leading Panda on while trying to lure her down to visit him in [[Charlottesville]]. Likewise, Panda "discovers" that Chris has considered dumping her for a newer model. Hilarity ensues.

Julie pressures Chris to tell her that he loves her above all, but all he can come up with are wishy-washy put-ons- "I love you, Julie, like I love and care for every women who is fond and cares about me." Panda claims that he's strung them both along with the same line about losing their virginity at the Doubletree Inn. Both of them bemoan the absolute shattering of their [[heart level]], a mocking joke that Chris naturally doesn't pick up on.

Eventually, Julie drops the trump card by threatening to kill herself and temporarily leaves the chat. As soon as she's gone, Chris has the gall to tell Panda "I still want you more," and "I still want you here most of all." As soon as Julie returns, Chris backpedals again- "I do love Panda, a lot, but I felt soo appreciated and understood with y'all, and for that I love you all too."

The chat finally collapses into everyone involved trashing Chris for his insensitivity, to which the best response he can come up with is "I was confused." He flees to go work on his comics as the trolls all break down laughing.

=== Transcript ===
 20:16 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has joined #sonichufans
 20:17 -!- mode/#sonichufans [+o Guest] by '''PandaHalo'''
 20:17 -!- Guest is now known as '''ChrisChanSonichu'''
 20:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey.
 20:17 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> hello
 20:17 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> hey
 20:17 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Chris, I heard you're still going out with Panda...I'm mad that you played me like that.
 20:17 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> aww
 20:17 <@'''BlueSpike'''> You even told me to go to the Double Tree Hotel...I was happy..
 20:17 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Actually, Julie, I have not gone out with Panda yet; we hadn't met IRL yet.
 20:17 <@'''BlueSpike'''> But even learning my country was too poor for air travel was worse than this!
 20:17 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> but blue... didn't you tell me you had issues with traveling?
 20:17 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I can't believe this!!
 20:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm sorry to have led you on like that.
 20:18 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I don't think I can forgive you..
 20:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I'm sorry to have hurt you.
 20:18 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm really mad you'd do that..
 20:18 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hear you.
 20:18 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I don't think you do...
 20:18 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'll need time to think about this, Chris.
 20:18 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> BlueSpike, my father is a diplomat in your country... i'll see what he can do to get you out of Molvania
 20:18 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Thanks, Rebecca.
 20:19 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Chris, after a bit of thinking...
 20:19 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I still love you.
 20:19 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Do you truly love me?
 20:19 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Above any other girl?
 20:19 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> so much was going on, and all you sweet ladies just kinda made me feel a bit overbeared; like y'all were piling up on me at once.
 20:20 <@'''BlueSpike'''> You're dodging the question.
 20:20 <@'''BlueSpike'''> DO YOU LOVE ME?
 20:20 <@'''BlueSpike'''> AS I LOVE YOU?
 20:20 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Above any other girl?
 20:20 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I love you, Julie, like I love and care for every women who is fond and cares about me.
 20:20 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Chris.. who do you love more? ;.;
 20:20 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm sure he loves me more.
 20:20 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> here come the arms race
 20:21 <@'''BlueSpike'''> He said so himself.
 20:21 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> what about me?
 20:21 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> i'm in dc
 20:21 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Ladies, please.
 20:21 <@'''PandaHalo'''> No :( I'm certain he loves me more.. he said he wants to lose his virginity at the double tree with me
 20:21 <@'''BlueSpike'''> When I get there Chris I'll rent a room at the hotel and we'll go at 'the act' ASAP.
 20:21 <@'''BlueSpike'''> No..He said the same thing!
 20:21 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' is 30, but i can still dream of being in chris's arms
 20:21 <@'''BlueSpike'''> He said I'd could rent at the double tree
 20:21 <@'''canine'''> hey now
 20:21 <@'''PandaHalo'''> what? he said he was going to lose his virginity to YOU?
 20:21 <@'''BlueSpike'''> He'd love to lose his virginity there.
 20:21 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Yeah!
 20:21 <@'''canine'''> y'all can do this later
 20:21 <@'''canine'''> can't you?
 20:21 <%'''cogsdev'''> chris that's not very nice
 20:21 <@'''PandaHalo'''> He can't lose his virginity twice? :(
 20:21 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i feel very led on :(
 20:22 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm sorry; I got carried away.
 20:22 <@'''BlueSpike'''> He said I could rent at the double tree and he'd lose his virginty there to me!
 20:22 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i had even planned to fly to the states next month :(
 20:22 -!- Artiph [~chatzilla@Rizon-EF067E66.columbus.res.rr.com] has joined #sonichufans
 20:22 <%'''cogsdev'''> do you say that to all the sonichugirls?
 20:22 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sarah.
 20:22 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i even turned down robert simmons because i wanted to lose my virginity to chris :( :(
 20:22 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I planned to fly there too.
 20:22 <@'''PandaHalo'''> but now that i know he said that to you as well
 20:22 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I even turned down a childhood friend.
 20:23 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Maybe he's pretending to be a virgin so we'll lose our virginities to him :(
 20:23 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> yeah... that's not cool to play all of us like that
 20:23 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have known you longer, and I feel more for you. Yet I do not want to feel like I'm belittling any other women either.
 20:23 <@'''PandaHalo'''> but he's not really a virgin and maybe he just says it to all the girls so he can pop their cherries :(
 20:23 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I truly AM a Virgin.
 20:23 <@'''BlueSpike'''> What a jerk!!!!
 20:23 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> you almost remind me of my twin brother Arjen... a heartbreaker and a player
 20:23 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> i feel led on
 20:23 <@'''BlueSpike'''> You ARE belittling other girls because you're promising everything to everyone!
 20:23 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> AND HE TROLLS YOU, CHRIS.... he trolls you
 20:23 <%'''cogsdev'''> you're being really insensitive to other people's feelings
 20:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Everyone, please; there is a lot going on at once.
 20:24 <@'''BlueSpike'''> There's not even that much to read!
 20:24 <@'''PandaHalo'''> My heart has been shattered down to 5% :(
 20:24 <@'''BlueSpike'''> My heart is down to 0%...
 20:24 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> mine down to 0%
 20:24 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> My head feels dizzy.
 20:24 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm depressed now..
 20:24 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> Mine has been shattered to -0%
 20:24 <@'''BlueSpike'''> And angry.
 20:24 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I was so looking forward to my trip to the states next month :(
 20:24 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> i think i'm having a seizure
 20:24 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I'm starting to think maybe I'll jump down my staircase..
 20:24 * '''RebeccaVanDierten''' plans to kill herself now
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> Head first..
 20:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Panda. I want you, I truly do. I just got carried away.
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> What about me!?!?
 20:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I am super sorry.
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE'S FEELINGS!
 20:25 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> >:O
 20:25 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> or me?
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> YOU'RE NOT SORRY!
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> YOU'RE A LYER!
 20:25 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> OR ME YOU STUPID FUCKWIT!!!!!!!!!
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> YOU'RE AN AWFUL PERSON!
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I HATE YOU!
 20:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Julie, I said I wanted to meet you.
 20:25 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> YOU ARE!!!
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> NO
 20:25 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and again I got caught up in the moment.
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH ME!
 20:25 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I'm sorry '''ChrisChanSonichu'''.. I'm just.. I'm really hurt because of.. I was waiting for you.. I turned down robert simmons to wait for you.. I couldn't wait to tell you I was flying there next month :(
 20:25 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I was gonna try to drive to the states!
 20:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sarah. I want you more.
 20:26 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> I'M TOO OLD FOR YOU AND I'M STILL HURT!!!!!
 20:26 <@'''BlueSpike'''> FUCK YOU!
 20:26 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I LOVED YOU.
 20:26 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I thought I was special.. I thought I was going to be your sweet heart :( but now i know you've said that stuff to other girls :(
 20:26 <@'''BlueSpike'''> AND YOU'RE HEARTLESS!
 20:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sarah, you are special.
 20:26 <@'''BlueSpike'''> I HOPE YOU DIE BECAUSE OF GAY SEX!
 20:26 -!- '''BlueSpike''' [~sonotyour@Rizon-57F728D3.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has left #sonichufans []
 20:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and everyone else is special.
 20:26 -!- XanatosVanBadas [~JDAN2@Rizon-9D5AD45.res-cmts.sm.ptd.net] has joined #sonichufans
 20:26 <@'''canine'''> except for the male fans?
 20:26 -!- '''BlueSpike''' [~sonotyour@Rizon-57F728D3.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has joined #sonichufans
 20:26 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> D:
 20:26 <@'''PandaHalo'''> '''ChrisChanSonichu'''
 20:26 <%'''cogsdev'''> chris, you can't date them all at once
 20:27 <+'''RebeccaVanDierten'''> FUCK YOU CHRIS!!!! I'M GLAD ARJEN TROLLS YOU NOW YOU INSENSTIVE BASTARD!!!! MAY YOU BURN IN HELL!!!!
 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> remember how you said you were hurt because I was getting close to robert?
 20:27 -!- mode/#sonichufans [+v BlueSpike] by '''canine'''
 20:27 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I thought about it..
 20:27 -!- '''RebeccaVanDierten''' [~CameronVa@Rizon-C9A08BCD.dhcp.insightbb.com] has left #sonichufans []
 20:27 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I think I'm going to end my life..
 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> even though i didnt have sex with him
 20:27 <+'''BlueSpike'''> Because of you, Chris.
 20:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> DOn't do that, Julie.
 20:27 <+'''BlueSpike'''> Goodbye.
 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> imagine that feeling.. but over 9000 times as strong :(
 20:27 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I'll see Ryan Soon.
 20:27 -!- '''BlueSpike''' [~sonotyour@Rizon-57F728D3.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has left #sonichufans []
 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> no! julie!
 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> oh no
 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> what are we going to do
 20:27 <+'''Singsong'''> Oh my god
 20:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> damn.
 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i hope she doesnt hurt herself
 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> does anyone have her contact number??
 20:27 -!- CameronVanDierten [~CameronVa@Rizon-C9A08BCD.dhcp.insightbb.com] has joined #sonichufans
 20:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hope she doesn't either.
 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> we need to stop her
 20:27 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> YES
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 20:27 <@'''PandaHalo'''> we can't just HOPE
 20:28 <@'''PandaHalo'''> we need to DO something
 20:28 -!- Red [~sonotyour@Rizon-57F728D3.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has joined #sonichufans
 20:28 <%'''cogsdev'''> i'll try to talk with her
 20:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 20:28 -!- Luv4Sonichu [~JDAN2@Rizon-9D5AD45.res-cmts.sm.ptd.net] has joined #sonichufans
 20:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sarah, I still want you more, I truly do.
 20:28 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I feel terrible
 20:28 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I feel terrible too.
 20:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and dizzy.
 20:29 <@'''PandaHalo'''> I feel like the person who I wanted to give my life to has rejected me.. and now I feel party responsible for Julie trying to kill herself
 20:29 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i hope she doesnt
 20:29 <@'''PandaHalo'''> cogsdev: have you managed to ring her or something?
 20:29 <%'''cogsdev'''> i'm trying
 20:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I prey she doesn't.
 20:29 <%'''cogsdev'''> she's not answering her phone
 20:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *Pray
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 20:29 <@'''PandaHalo'''> not answering?
 20:30 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i hope it's not too late
 20:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> me 2
 20:30 <@'''PandaHalo'''> do you know how she might do it?
 20:30 <@'''PandaHalo'''> she doesnt have a gun or anything does she?
 20:30 <@'''PandaHalo'''> because that's instant
 20:30 <@'''PandaHalo'''> over dosing takes more time
 20:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :(
 20:30 <%'''cogsdev'''> she was a gun enthusiast...
 20:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> damn!
 20:30 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Oh no!
 20:30 <@'''PandaHalo'''> people always make rash decisions when they are emotional
 20:31 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i hope she hasnt
 20:31 <%'''cogsdev'''> i hope her dad kept them in a cabinet
 20:31 <@'''PandaHalo'''> me too
 20:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hear you
 20:31 -!- mode/#sonichufans [+v '''Antichan'''] by '''cogsdev'''
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 20:31 -!- Red [~sonotyour@Rizon-57F728D3.bstnma.fios.verizon.net] has joined #sonichufans
 20:31 <+'''Antichan'''> Hai~!
 20:31 <@'''vivitheg'''> On a lighter note, I hear you are going to upload the new comic tonight!
 20:32 <+'''Antichan'''> Is this the Sonichu channel? :3
 20:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Listen, Sarah, last night, Julie was rather impulsive, and said she wanted to come to me; I didn't know what to do; I felt overpowered.
 20:32 <+'''Antichan'''> Hello from Japan~!
 20:32 <@'''PandaHalo'''> over powered? like she was going to rape you?
 20:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> in a sense, yes.
 20:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it happened so fast.
 20:32 <@'''PandaHalo'''> ohhh
 20:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> just like now in the chaos.
 20:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm sorry, Sarah.
 20:33 <+'''Antichan'''> ?
 20:33 <+'''Antichan'''> What are you all talking about~desu?
 20:33 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i need some time to collect my thoughts
 20:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Ohio.
 20:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> me 2
 20:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I still want you here most of all, Sarah.
 20:33 <+'''Antichan'''> Oh~!
 20:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I truly do.
 20:33 <@'''PandaHalo'''> how do i know you're not saying that to other girls? :(
 20:33 <+'''Antichan'''> That is sad~!
 20:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I Promise.
 20:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and you are the only one who I've Role-Played House with.
 20:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I Swear on my life on that.
 20:34 <+'''Antichan'''> Sonichu is very popular with my friends and I
 20:34 <+'''Antichan'''> but are we not talking about that~?
 20:34 <@'''PandaHalo'''> im sorry Antichan me and chris are in a bit of relationship trouble right now
 20:34 <+'''Antichan'''> Ooooh~
 20:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yeah.
 20:34 <@'''PandaHalo'''> plus Julie is commiting suicide
 20:34 <@'''PandaHalo'''> and we need to stop her
 20:34 <%'''cogsdev'''> she won't talk to me
 20:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, we must stop her.
 20:35 <+'''Antichan'''> Let me help~!
 20:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I wish I could talk to her myself and stop her.
 20:35 <@'''PandaHalo'''> with that house roleplay.. are you talking about that's when reginald peed on the ceiling?
 20:35 <+'''Antichan'''> This happened to a friend of mine once~!
 20:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes
 20:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :)
 20:35 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Ohhh it went everywhere didnt chris!
 20:35 <@'''PandaHalo'''> thanks for cleaning it all up!
 20:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it makes me feel a bit better that you remember that.
 20:35 -!- Magichan [~Guest@Rizon-7F0649DA.cpe.cableone.net] has quit [Ping timeout: 240 seconds]
 20:35 <+'''Antichan'''> I was able to stop her~
 20:36 <+'''Antichan'''> I am studying to be a psychologist
 20:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> but we must stop Julie from doing something really stupid.
 20:36 <+'''Antichan'''> Yes
 20:36 <+'''Antichan'''> This...Julie, yes?
 20:36 <+'''Antichan'''> She needs someone to talk to~
 20:36 <%'''cogsdev'''> a permanent solution to a temporary problem
 20:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes.
 20:36 <+'''Antichan'''> Who knows her well~?
 20:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> cogsdev
 20:37 <+'''Antichan'''> Ah!
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 20:37 -!- mode/#sonichufans [+v '''BlueSpike'''] by '''cogsdev'''
 20:37 <+'''Antichan'''> cogsdev, may I have her number~?
 20:37 <+'''BlueSpike'''> ...
 20:37 <%'''cogsdev'''> why weren't you answering your phone!
 20:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Julie. I'm sorry.
 20:37 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I was going to..
 20:37 <+'''Antichan'''> Oh!
 20:37 <+'''BlueSpike'''> But this wasn't worth it.
 20:37 <+'''Antichan'''> '''BlueSpike''' is Julie~?
 20:37 <+'''Antichan'''> Ah!
 20:37 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I am mad at you Chris, that is true.
 20:37 <+'''BlueSpike'''> But even the worst wounds can be healed.
 20:37 <+'''Antichan'''> That is good~!
 20:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and I do not blame you.
 20:38 <+'''BlueSpike'''> Instead of making them bigger.
 20:38 <+'''Antichan'''> This will be good for my classes~!
 20:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yes, Julie.
 20:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> You still have a LOT to live for.
 20:38 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I do somewhat blame you for this.
 20:38 <+'''BlueSpike'''> Trying to play me and Panda this way.
 20:38 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I'm going to tell Sonichu Girls you tried to double date behind my back.
 20:38 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> and me
 20:38 <+'''BlueSpike'''> And that you cheated on me and Panda.
 20:38 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> >:(
 20:39 <%'''cogsdev'''> i really want to comfort you julie but it's a long way to navarro...
 20:39 <+'''Antichan'''> Oh my~
 20:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I did not mean anything like that; I was trying to get to know my fans as friends.
 20:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and gal-pals.
 20:39 <@'''PandaHalo'''> are there any other sonichugirls that chris led on?
 20:39 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I'm sorry, they just need to know their 'king' does this.
 20:39 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I'm going to tell them.
 20:39 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> all of us
 20:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> wait.
 20:39 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I'm going to start by telling my friend who has an account.
 20:39 <+'''BlueSpike'''> ?
 20:39 <@'''canine'''> you ignore the male fans
 20:39 <@'''PandaHalo'''> sonichulover1989: He told you too??
 20:40 <+'''BlueSpike'''> Wait what?
 20:40 <+'''Antichan'''> Oh, what is this mess!?
 20:40 -!- Pinwheel [~Pinstripe@Rizon-B9D10B68.rn.hr.cox.net] has joined #sonichufans
 20:40 <+'''Antichan'''> I thought we would ask questions about the comic~!
 20:40 <+'''Antichan'''> I had a good one
 20:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Listen Julie, I love all you Sonichu Girls equally as gal-pals. I made a mistake and got carried away when I did not mean to.
 20:41 <+'''BlueSpike'''> But Chris..I truly love you..
 20:41 <+'''Antichan'''> I believe what Chris says~
 20:41 <+'''BlueSpike'''> More than Panda, I believe.
 20:41 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I want you to lost your virginity to me.
 20:41 <%'''cogsdev'''> i don't think anyone can trust you after this
 20:41 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I want to be your first.
 20:41 <+'''BlueSpike'''> And you shattered my hopes and dreams..
 20:41 <@'''PandaHalo'''> if i use a dildo in my pussy, does that mean im not a virgin anymore?
 20:41 <+'''BlueSpike'''> Which is why I almost killed myself.
 20:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I hear you, but I did promise Sarah first.
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You lied to me.
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You're awful...
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You lied to Panda!
 20:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I did not mean to.
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You always say that~
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You never mean it!
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You men are all the same!
 20:42 <%'''cogsdev'''> i can't accidentally lie
 20:42 <%'''cogsdev'''> *you can't
 20:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> D:
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I'm GOING to tell the Sonichu girls how AWFUL you are!
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> They'll hear all of it!
 20:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no please don't.
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> Why?
 20:42 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I thought you loved Panda!
 20:43 <+'''BlueSpike'''> What would it matter if they didn't like you?
 20:43 <+'''Antichan'''> I think you girls are acting like whores~!
 20:43 <+'''BlueSpike'''> Were you planning to lie to THEM too!?!?
 20:43 <+'''Antichan'''> Oh dear...
 20:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do love Panda, a lot, but I felt soo appreciated and understood with y'all, and for that I love you all too.
 20:43 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I don't care.
 20:43 <@'''PandaHalo'''> you didnt feel appreciated and understood by me?
 20:43 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I'm telling them.
 20:43 <@'''PandaHalo'''> :(
 20:44 <@'''PandaHalo'''> </3
 20:44 <+'''Antichan'''> Chris-chan~
 20:44 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do feel appreciated from you, Sarah.
 20:44 <+'''BlueSpike'''> All you do Chris, is hurt women!
 20:44 <+'''BlueSpike'''> That's all you've done!
 20:44 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You never give anything back!
 20:44 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I don't mean to.
 20:44 <+'''Antichan'''> you can only love one girl as a true sweetheart~
 20:44 <@'''PandaHalo'''> but chris.. i understood you.. when you said you wanted to be a househusband
 20:44 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do.
 20:44 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Think of Reginald! Crystal's big brother.. :( think of crystal!
 20:44 <%'''cogsdev'''> but you can't be a househusband in so many houses
 20:44 <+'''Antichan'''> Then who is your true sweetheart~?
 20:45 <@'''PandaHalo'''> Think of that pee on the ceiling :( without you.. who's going to clean it up when im at work D:
 20:45 -!- Espastica[nap] [cgiirc@Rizon-90207C8D.cfl.res.rr.com] has joined #sonichufans
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 20:45 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Sarah. :-*
 20:45 <@'''PandaHalo'''> who will sing baby crystal to sleep with yellow is a mellow colour? :(
 20:45 <+'''BlueSpike'''> All you do is take!
 20:45 <@'''PandaHalo'''> yes ChrisChanSonichu?
 20:45 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You never show anyone true emotion!
 20:45 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You're the worst man ever!
 20:45 <@'''PandaHalo'''> i do
 20:45 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> :-*:-*:-*
 20:45 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I now see why you will NEVER find a boyfriend free girl!
 20:45 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You will never lose your virginity!
 20:46 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You are PITIFUL!
 20:46 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I can't believe what you've done!
 20:46 * '''Antichan''' is shocked
 20:46 -!- spasticnerfbag [cgiirc@Rizon-90207C8D.cfl.res.rr.com] has joined #sonichufans
 20:46 <+'''Antichan'''> Julie~!
 20:46 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You'll never forget this, I'll make sure of it!
 20:46 <+'''Antichan'''> Be calm~!
 20:46 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Listen, the reason I never was able to find a woman before was because I was in confusion.
 20:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> oh no julie
 20:46 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You're always confused!
 20:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> what are you going to do?
 20:46 <+'''Antichan'''> This is not proper~!
 20:46 <+'''BlueSpike'''> And you blame it on your autism!
 20:46 <@'''PandaHalo'''> cast an evil witch spell or something
 20:46 <+'''BlueSpike'''> But it's not that!
 20:46 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You're able to be as smart as anyone!
 20:46 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> not because you're confused
 20:46 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> because you are dishonest
 20:46 <+'''BlueSpike'''> But you just act stupid!!!!
 20:46 -!- Sarahchu [~chatzilla@Rizon-64D6C347.home.cgocable.net] has joined #sonichufans
 20:46 <+'''BlueSpike'''> That's all you do!
 20:47 <+'''Antichan'''> Stop this please!
 20:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'm sorry.
 20:47 -!- GenesisRosechu [~Kitty@Rizon-EA96D36D.hsd1.sc.comcast.net] has joined #sonichufans
 20:47 <+'''BlueSpike'''> You're always saying that!
 20:47 <+'''BlueSpike'''> BUT YOU DON'T MEAN IT!
 20:47 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> sorry doesn't cut it
 20:47 <+'''BlueSpike'''> JUST SHUT UP!
 20:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I need to collect my thoughts.
 20:47 <+'''BlueSpike'''> SHUT THE HELL UP!
 20:47 <+'''Antichan'''> We want to hear about the comic~!
 20:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll talk to you later, Sarah.
 20:47 <+'''BlueSpike'''> YOU'RE AN AWFUL MAN!
 20:47 <+'''BlueSpike'''> I'LL TELL SONICHU GIRLS.
 20:47 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> im starting to think the trolls are right
 20:47 <+'''Antichan'''> No~!
 20:47 <+'''BlueSpike'''> THEY'LL ALL HATE YOU!!!
 20:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have to finish my comic.
 20:47 -!- '''ChrisChanSonichu''' [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: '''ChrisChanSonichu''']
 20:47 <+'''sonichulover1989'''> HAHA
 20:47 <+'''Antichan'''> ...is this lawl worthy?
 20:47 <%'''cogsdev'''> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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April 2014

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[[File:IMG 5307.JPG|300px|right|thumb|14 Branchland Court on 14 April.]]
'''April''' was the fourth month of '''[[2014]]'''. Very little occurred this month, save for the leaking of some more post-[[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] pictures of [[14 Branchland Court]], as well as some pictures of the Chandlers' [[Rental House|temporary home]].

==Events of April==
[[File:April 2014 Target sighting.jpg|thumb|left|April sighting at [[Target]]]]
* 5-6 April - Chris is sighted at [[Target]] by a reddit user.
* 14 April - More pictures of [[14 Branchland Court]] are leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
* 18 April - According to his [[Miiverse]] account, Chris plays [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic]] Lost World.
* 28 April - Info and pictures of Chris's [[Rental House|rental house]] are leaked on the CWCki Forums.

{{Timeline}} [[Category:Chronology]]

Mailbag 38

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'''Mailbag 38''' was uploaded to the CWCipedia on 12 [[January 2010]] and answered on the same day.

This Mailbag was the third of [[Chris]]'s marathon run of Mailbag answering that concludes with [[Mailbag 39]]. The amount of rage and censorship it produced is equal parts horrifying and hilarious, with seven letters deleted and one letter horribly struck out and edited and at least five letters with him erupting with rage.

==Awaiting Answers==
===In which Chris fails to answer the question===
{{Email|From: Richard Allonger <longhardroadtonowhere@mail.com>

If [[Asperchu]] is a complete ripoff of [[Sonichu]], which you claim it is, then does that mean that Sonichu has [[homo]]erotic undertones? Because you said Asperchu was gay and a parody, and if it's a parody, then it parodies the gay parts of Sonichu. If they exist, which they probably do.

Richard Allonger}}
{{EmailReply|SONICHU IS STRAIGHT!!!}}

===The gayest dog ever===
[[Image:Gaydog.JPG|thumb|That's the gayest dog I've ever seen]]
{{Email|From: Jamyl Sarum <loachcoach@gmail.com>

Dear Chris,

I think my [[Patti Chandler|dog]], Boo, is gay. He hates women and likes to lick the faces of guys. Do you think dogs can be gay? If you think so, how can I make my dog straight? This is what he looks like. Does he look gay? Here's a pic of him.}}
{{EmailReply|At this point, just let your dog be.}}

===Raise the Jolly Roger===
{{Email|From: Kara Wiley <mistykara1982@gmail.com>

Chris,
I had a short question from a fan! Is Collassall Chris supposed to be... ummm... some sort of pirate? He has a beard, and a torn shirt, and earrings, and this kind of man is one that some jerks used to call a "butt pirate" when I was in high school. Is Collassal Chris a butt pirate?

Thanks <3 Kara}}
{{EmailReply|NO, he is NOT a pirate. IT is a combination between my Human and Sonichu Selves.}}

===In which Chris doesn't consider anything at all===
{{Email|From: Winston Quentin Shambler <WinstonQShambler@email.org>

Dear Chris,

I am not Appreciative on how You put My Email in your [[Autism]] Mailbag without Answering it. But I Digress. I'll forgive you if you put Mario Potter into the next Sonichu Comic so I can be More Famous. Just remember to give Credit to the REAL and GENUINE creator of Mario Potter. If you don't, I will use my [[Asperger]] Powers to Place a [[Curse]] on You. This Curse will stop you from finding a [[Sweetheart]] for the Rest of Your Life and make you a Lonely Frustrated Autistic [[Virgin]] Forever.

Winston Quentin Shambler}}
{{EmailReply|I'll consider it.}}

===And when you do 'em people think that you're cool===
{{Email|From: Jeff Frankfort <frankfort.jeff@aol.com>

Is Colossal [[Chris Chan]] supposed to be a heroin addict? Because he has the scratchy beard of a heroin addict and has dyed his hair blue with Kool-Aid like a homeless gutter punk, and likes to wear a sleeveless denim vest without a shirt on underneath like Motley Crue bassist Nikki Sixx, who did a lot of heroin. Does "Colossal" refer to the size of his heroin addiction?

- Jeff}}
{{EmailReply|NO! IT is a combination between my Human and Sonichu Selves.}}

===The censor's pen===
{{Email|From: John Macgillian <johnmacgillian@yahoo.ca>

Hello Christian Chandler

My name is John Macgillian and first off I would like to thank you for your dedicated hard work on the comics. I thought I should take the time to ask you some important questions. Do people with autism attract homosexuals? A new study has recently been done in Canada at Guelp University, but the evidence is controversial. Also now that you and Alec B. Leary <s>have teamed up and expanded Sonichu into a whole new universe</s> '''''have NEVER TEAMED UP and Alec is making a Mockery out of your comic and characters''','' Whats next? I would love to invest alot of money on ''Sonichu'' merchandise for my chain of stores across Canada, could you possibly do that for me? I am a HUGE FAN!!!!!!! I must say I love the work you <s>and Alec have been doing with Asperchu, the character roles that are laid out in the Asperchu comics are so dynamic and unique</s> ''have done in your own comics ONLY on the [[Cwcipedia]] and NOT on any other website.''

Anyways God Bless You

Your Friend John

Ciao}}
''Chris [[Chris and Censorship|added the strikeouts and all italicized words]], and replaced one instance of "Asperchu" with "Sonichu". He did all this on the same night he [[CWC Blog#12 January 2010|bitched at Alec]] for parodying it on his own website.''
{{EmailReply|To answer your first question, NO! HE AND I ARE NOT A TEAM; HE is only ticking me off! Read My Edits to your letter.}}

===Chris is an expert matchmaker===
{{Email|From: Brandon Louthan <brandonl1701@yahoo.com>
Me again, just wondering, are you aware that Giovanni has a son in canon named Silver, not to be confused with Silver the Hedgehog of course, so what was the need for [[Naitsirhc]], and speaking of Naitsirhc, why did you pair him up with Kel? Especially considering that a Rocket's job is to usually steal a trainer's [[Pokemon]].

Also, there are other evil teams other then Team Rocket, such as Teams Aqua, Magma and Galactic, will they ever make appearances?

Also, why no Tails? Tails is Sonic's best friend, so why hasn't he made appearneces?}}
{{EmailReply|I did not know that, and Naitsirhc is Adopted. Opposites Attract, and Kel has made him a better man over time. The other teams may make an appearance. I did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic.}}

===I NEED MY WOMAN===
{{Email|From: [[wikipedia:Freddie Mercury|Farrokh Bulsara]] <fm9546@yahoo.com>
Chris, it seems like everyone in the Sonichu fandom is leaving and going and reading Asperchu. I'm not a big fan of Asperchu myself but I can see why people are leaving.

Sonichu is getting too tangled, complicated and negative. I mean, there's people dying everywhere in Sonichu now! In the old days villains got a Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha or beaten up but they weren't killed.

There are way too many characters, it seems like you added so many that you frequently forget they even exist and there are a lot of plot lines you brought up but haven't reso lved. I mean, when are you going to get [[Crystal]] out of the Dark Mirror Hole? Are you just going to leave your own twin sister in there and forget about her? That's awful.

Also, Rosechu and Sonichu have kids now and are married. Most series jump the shark when this happens, Sonichu is no exception. There's also too much porn. No one wants to see porn of hedgehogs in a children's comic, even if you like porn, hedgehog sex is still really gross.

The only way I can see you fixing the franchise now is to throw out everything and start fresh. Go back to the birth of Sonichu and go from there. You don't have to worry about characters you no longer care about or plots you don't care to resolve. You can bring back all the good stuff about Sonichu and get rid of the bad. Most successful franchises have done this. James Bond, Batman, Superman, [[Transformers]], and many others too.

Or you could do nothing and have all your fans leave while you sit there alone making comics about Rosechu putting in tampons.}}
{{EmailReply|I am working on the plots at my own pace; I HAVE A LIFE OF MY OWN, and it is NOT YET COMPLETE; [[Love Quest|I NEED MY WOMAN]].}}

==Gone Forever==
===The depths of Chris's hypocrisy===
{{Email|From: Toby Klein <tk4tw@gmail.com>

Chris. Stop telling people to kill themselves every fucking video. What is it about you? It's like you're on a mission to drive away every last person that wants to defend you. PEOPLE DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE WHO ENCOURAGE SUICIDE AND DEATH TOWARDS EVERYBODY THAT ANNOYS THEM. THAT IS NOT HOW BEING A HUMAN BEING WORKS.

Somebody pays for a gay ad on your website (which was GIVEN to you, by the way), and your response is they should die. Yeah, that's nice and balanced, Chris. Yet you're "caring". Bull fucking shit, dude. Honestly, as somebody who once did and no longer does, let me tell ya.... you're making it REAL hard for anybody to like you. I know you won't listen, you never do, but seriously.

Sincerely,
"Mr. Insanity" Toby Klein}}

===Blasphemy's not cool===
{{Email|From: Thorgnzorrg Jenkins <thorgnzorrg@hotmail.com>

Allow me to quoute you: "The Only Mistake of God were THE PEOPLE who contributed to the Original E.D. Page"

Chris, do you realize that in the Christian religion, your god is the embodiment of perfection and can't make mistakes? The [[ED]] page was a joke, poking fun at your hilariously pathetic life. What you said; however, was an example of your own ignorance of the very religion you like to act as though you know so much about. You have a very warped view of Christianity, Chris. Y'alls is racist and homophobic too.}}

===Expect the party van===
{{Email|From: Mihmed Mahmud <mihmedmahmud@gmail.com>

Hi Chriss!

I just wanted to say that showing pornographic material in comic targeted to children is a crime. I have informed FBI on your wrong doings. Expect their contact soon.}}

===Justifiable rage===
{{Email|From: Josh connor <joshthebanditking@gmail.com>

Chris I am shocked and appalled at your recent strips about taking down the "[[4-cent_garbage|4_cent_garbage]]" building. You decided that people making fun of you and "mislabeling you" deserved to have a building crash down around them. MY FATHER DIED IN A BUILDING COLLAPSE! How dare you make light of something so serious and so life affecting as that, Those people might have had families who will never whole again because you decided to overreact to what people called you names. I am sorry but you are a FAT, STUPID, HOMOPHOBIC, RASICT, NARCISSISTIC, NAIVE, EVIL, VILE, DISHONEST, AND DESPICABLE PERSON AND THE WORLD WILL BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE WHEN YOU DROP DEAD AND ROT IN HELL< WHICH I HOPE WILL BE SOON. Also in regards to you challenge to anyone who is against you, I will come down to Virgina anytime you want so I can play a real life version of "Kick the autistic" with your fat ass.}}

===Chris still can't handle the truth===
{{Email|From: Riff Riff <vonriff2@yahoo.co.uk>

Hello, Chris. I've been watching your [[Youtube]] videos for a while now (never bothered with your comic; it's incredibly boring and equally disgusting in places), and I must ask; why are you such a spiteful person? You're always wishing death on people for no actual reason, trying to justify your stupid shit-slinging with petty excuses. Why do you act like this? It only drives people away, and adds to the ranks of the trolls.

Recently you've begun hating on a perfectly good webcomic (Asperchu) simply because it's a parody. You yourself have declared Sonichu a parody time and again when people say it's a ripoff, yet when someone actually parodies Sonichu, you blow your top and start screaming [[death threats]] at the creator. Why are you so immature and spiteful? Did someone molest you as a child?

You recently tried to justify your hatred by saying "I pray to God for forgiveness". You can't keep doing that; praying to God for forgiveness means that you are legitimately sorry for your sins and that you promise to never repeat them, yet here you are, shouting death threats at people once again. You spit in the face of your own God; I'm an atheist and I know that's fucking wrong. You're going straight to hell for lying to God.

- Von Riffenstein

P.S. Responding to people with "NO U" responses like "I say you have YOUR OWN ISSUES to make ammends to. Go See a Psychiatrist" is just childish and stupid. Stop avoiding your problems by pinning them on others, only unlikable idiots destined to die alone do that sort of thing.}}

===Impervious in the face of logic===
{{Email|From: Keith Keithson <allisfine1@gmail.com>
Chris, I don't see the point of your recent video.

If Alec has fans of his comic, then they aren't going to be reading Sonichu or watching your videos or even visiting this site.

So explain how you thought ordering his fans to leave him for no reason would work?}}

===On Christian's Christianity===
{{Email|From: Apple Pie <effence@yahoo.ca>

Chris, are you a christian or aren't you? You do not obey your father's wishes for you to take down the house tours, you support free love, prostitution, rape, underage sex, yet still claim yourself to be godly. By the Bible's terms, this makes you an Antichrist. Who is the Liar, Chris? It's you. So fuck you. I'm moving on to Asperchu, because he is an upstanding citizen.}}

{{Mailbag}}

Chris and gender

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{{Dated}}

{{quote|When I feel like totally grossed out with even an image of a penis, and recalling and focusing on a vagina image in my mind usually works|Chris<ref>[[Misc texts#Desiree Delightful]]</ref>}}

[[File:CWC gets kicked.jpg|thumb|Chris's gender issues in a nutshell.]]

Similar to [[Chris and religion|the topic of faith]] and [[Chris and kindness#Chris is Good-Natured?|the topic of morality]], Chris's actual beliefs on '''gender''' and how it is classified are more complex than his stated beliefs. For someone so preoccupied with gender identity, Chris displays a staggering ignorance of how either gender typically behaves, and his views of both genders are extremely warped due to him taking the stereotypes he is presented with in [[Chris and television|television]] and [[music]] [[Autism|at face value]].

== Females ==

Chris repeatedly asserts his reverence of women, and seems to have a comparatively glowing opinion of them, stating that he finds women "empathetic". But, as stated at the beginning of the article, the truth is more complicated. While Chris has [[Chris and socialization|always preferred female friends]], and is known to be far more accommodating of [[Chris and sexuality|lesbians than gay men]], even going so far as to [[Chris and reality|identify as one himself]], in truth, Chris has a distinctly sexist view of [[Women's rights|women]]. Based on his failed attempts at getting girls at the mall, Chris views females as [[Sex tape|hyper-sexual]], [[Mall|preoccupied with shopping]], [[Animal Crossing Documentary|given to conversing with others for hours]], and fixated on [[PlayingHouse|getting married and having children]]. This is highly evident in his female characters in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. As a matter of fact, In [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], he referred to women as another species. This seems to be hyperbole, but considering Chris' abysmal knowledge of the sciences, it is difficult to be sure. [[Rosechu (character)|His Rosechu character]] who is a living embodiment of how Chris believes all women behave, has a "personality" which consists solely of the traits listed above, which is considered ironic as Chris constantly tries to show Rosechu with a passion for [[Women's rights|Women's Rights]]. Despite trying to portray them as being equal in power to their [[Sonichu (species)|male counterparts]], Chris rarely depicts [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] fighting, more often simply leaving them on the sidelines of a battle to wail like damsels in distress, even when their boyfriends are in mortal danger. Even outside battle, they tend to be little more than organic sex toys for the Sonichus.

== Males ==

Chris has harbored a deep hatred for [[JERKS|men]] ever since his teenage years, because he was bullied in grade school (largely because of his bloated [[ego]] making him extremely annoying to be around), not to mention the fact that Chris is known to fly into fits of [[Chris and his ego|jealous]] [[Chris and anger|rage]] whenever he sees [[Liquid Chris|a man more successful than him]], especially if [[Clyde Cash|that]] [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor|man]] [[Wes Iseli|is getting some]] and he isn't. This gradually blossomed into a general distaste for masculine traits such as body [[hair]]; indeed, in his [[nudes]] it is apparent that he is surprisingly meticulous in shaving his body hair, certainly compared to [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|other aspects of grooming]]. He also has stated, as shown in this [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|video]], a disgust for "topless men" and [[Brassieres For Males|encourages men]] to wear [[muscle bra]]s so he doesn't have to see their nipples. He even made a (now somewhat outdated) short list of the men he doesn't consider "jerks", which included himself, his [[Bob Chandler|father]] and [[Santa Clause]] ''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Chris and English|sic]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>''.

Since becoming a "tomgirl", Chris's misandry has not abated. In recent years he has variously referred to men in general as "barbarians" and "Neanderthals", which, coming from him, are rather ironic accusations for [[Death threats|a]] [[14 Branchland Court|number]] [[Chris and racism|of]] [[Chris and health#Chris and hygiene|reasons]].

== Transvestism and transgenderism ==
It has been speculated for a long time that Chris has had gender issues. In 2005, he created [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]], which is widely believed to be a result of his autogynephilia, the fetish of seeing oneself as female. In [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], he mentioned that you should try out the opposite gender's toys while keeping your original gender in mind, possibly indicating that he may have been in denial about transgenderism long before becoming a tomgirl. He also wondered what he would be like if he were born a female.<ref>[[Mailbag 27]] - Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?</ref>

In April 2011, [[Tomgirl Pictures|photos]] were leaked by [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] showing Chris dressed in women's clothes. Soon after Chris announced he was a "Tomgirl". Chris being a tomgirl has resulted in him wearing [[Chris and fashion#Chris's Tomgirl Fashion Sense|feminine clothes]], a brief attempt at [[Un-clit|piercing his taint]], and growing long hair. Despite this, Chris still rigidly maintains he is attracted solely to women.

There is still speculation as to why he has done this. Chris may have believed that joining the female community would aid his Love Quest, which naturally it hasn't, and indeed, any sensible person can see that identifying as a lesbian actually shrinks his pool of potential sweethearts, given that lesbians are a minority group.

However, Chris has recently made several telling statements that indicate he believes that he can use his gender confusion to his advantage. For example, on various occasions, Chris has made statements to the effect of him being [[Chris and reality|"compatible with all women"]], or that he can [[HelloLadyFans|"go any way [a woman] desire[s]"]]. Statements like these show that he believes that by identifying as a female while remaining biologically male he can appeal to women of all sexualities, although it remains unclear if this is his main reason for crossdressing, or indeed whether it was a premeditated reason for it at all, or merely an idea he came up with later.

However, being transgender does not stop him from prejudice against other transgenders; during his quest against [[Jeff/Francine]], who is also trans, Chris calls her a "pretty little lady-man", a "he-she", and even "Mistress Jeff" showing that even years into his transformation into a Tomgirl, Chris is still Chris.

===Prefered Pronouns===
In [[2014]] Chris came out as a "'''lesbian-identified male'''" before identifying as a "'''trans woman'''". After transitioning, Chris adopted the name '''Christine''' to acompony her new gender identity along with the coorosponding personal pronouns.

In [[2019]] Chris updated her twitter to reaffirm her gender pronouns.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1084516261097279488</ref>
{{quotebox|Also, I Am Female; please address and talk about me with the correct Pronouns. She/Her/Hers.

Thank You. 😊}}

==Non-binary genders==

{{quote|"I really did not know how many genders there are, but I am not and do not judge. Have a good day."|Chris' beliefs on Non-Binary Genders}}

Given how complicated of a topic gender is to tackle, especially today, people will tend to argue about what classifies as a "gender" and therefore some people might argue that there exists more than two. In Chris' case, believing everything he sees without giving it a second thought, also concluded that there really are more than two genders simply looking at a Facebook post about how Facebook is allowing their users to identify themselves as 58 different genders on September 17, 2016, [[Naïve|taking it to mean that there are in fact 58 genders]]. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-17-chris-on-fb-genders.24327/</ref> The next month, Chris is interviewed on the same topic, and is asked how many genders there are, and simply says there are 58 all because of that same Facebook post. <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-9-17-chris-on-fb-genders.24327/page-10#post-1804218</ref>

==In the comic==

[[File:Christinecomicdrawing.jpg|200px|thumb]]
[[File:CCSonichu1.jpg|200px|thumb|ELECTRIC SEX CHANGE POWER! PEW!]]

Chris, already conflicting with his own gender identity, also decided to give his avatar in the Sonichu comics the same exact characteristic since [[Sonichu 11]]. Once again, despite looking completely different from his real-life counterpart, decides to draw his avatar with the traits he's always desired since becoming a tomgirl, such as bigger breasts and wider hips, revealing very much of what kind of results Chris wishes to get simply from watching [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] on [[Youtube]] instead of saving up his [[money]] to get a sex change.

Likewise, Chris decided to change his [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] form to a female Sonichu form. The only real difference between Chris' old form and his new form is that his newer form has added breasts; a functioning vagina, uterus, and ovum; eyelashes; the trademark female Pikachu tail; and the color of his shoes change from black and white to turquoise and lime green. At this point in time, Chris-Chan Sonichu's species is highly questionable, given how Chris never implied that his new form was, in fact, a [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], and instead refers to it as simply a "female Sonichu form", and the character is still called Chris-Chan Sonichu. Even though Chris has suggested renaming the character "Chrissy-Chan Roeschu", it still begs the question as to why Chris hasn't decided to make his new form into a Rosechu in the first place, seeing how female Sonichus theoretically don't exist and that Rosechus are essentially the female counterpart of Sonichus. And despite giving the character the new and more logical name, he never implied that he'd do a redesign on the character itself to give it Rosechu traits.

== See also ==
*[[Chris and fashion]]
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Muscle bra]]
*[[Tomgirl]]
*[[Unclit]]
*[[Women's rights]]

== References ==
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{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris and...]]

Sydney Kirsch

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[[Image:SydneyKirsch.jpeg|thumb|Sydney]]

In the wake of the [[Jackie]] emails, on or about 22 [[April 2010]], a brave woman named '''Sydney Kirsch''' mistook Chris for "[[Liquid|another Chris]]" at [[The GAMe PLACe]], with whom she had intended to do some [[Pokémon]]-related business. Since she had forgotten this handsome, devilishly charming man's email address, she simply searched up [[Chris]] and The GAMe PLACe then emailed the first place that came up. The following is a record of what took place.

Sydney had the noble end-goal of wanting to get Chris to resume answering the [[Mailbag]]s, by trading [[Nudes|naked pictures of herself]] for answered questions. Unfortunately, things did not turn out that way at all and, ultimately, this was a rare win for Chris. His smugness at (finally) uncovering a troll is still chuckle-worthy, as is his mention of his cleavage (or, as normal human beings might put it, shockingly [[Collosal Chan|colossal]] man-boobs).

Some subject matter (mostly audio clips and voice mail messages) have not been posted because they are mostly irrelevant, don't add to the story and/or don't contain input from Chris. Note that the date and time stamps on emails are for [[Virginia]] time, while the date and time stamps on audio clips are [[PandaHalo|Adelaide, Australia time]]. The [[User:Ronichu|woman herself]] quite happily admits that there is not a lot of new information about Chris in these documents, and that the [[CWCki]] exists to document Chris, not failed troll attempts. However, making the information public will hopefully make it clear that Chris '''is''' beginning to adapt, so just remember, nobody trolls Chris quite so well as Chris.
==E-mails==
=== Mistaken identity ===

{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 8:54 AM

Subject: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hi Chris,

It's Sydney here! We met each other briefly in [[The Game Place]] (I was the teenage blonde girl who wanted to buy those Poke'mon cards). I might be getting you confused with [[Liquid|someone else]], so stop me if I'm waaaay off track! ;)

You asked about my [[JERK|boyfriend]] Sam- unfortunately, we broke up last week because that damn arsehole was cheating on me with your friend Tracy. Can you believe it?! Arg. It makes me so angry! So yeah- I'm back on the market baby, woo hoo! :D

Anyway, I know it's a long shot, but I was hoping you might still have some more cards for sale? If not, maybe we can battle- I'd love to see them in action! We can meet up in person if you like to do the trade, or we can do it by eBay or something if you'd prefer.

Hugs,

Sydney.}}

=== A little nibble... ===

{{quotebox|Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:23 PM
Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com

I'm sorry, you are confusing me with [[Liquid|someone else]]. Although I did USE to go to The Place; [[Michael Snyder]], the "[[Manager]]", banned me from there almost Two Years Ago; he thought I was "[[Pedofork|scaring his customers away]]". I think Two Years is long enough for a ban. >:(

Have a good and safe day,
Christian W. Chandler.}}

{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:30 PM

Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris,

Oh wow, I'm sorry! Yeah, I must have mixed my Chris' up. I'm pretty sure the Chris I meant to e-mail wasn't called Chandler. But hey, I made a new [[friend zone|friend]], so that's cool too!

Wow- Michael did that?! He always struck me as a really nice guy. I can't believe he'd ban you for two years- lol! What a dick. Maybe I won't go anymore, haha, I can get [[cards]] online for waaay cheaper anyway.

So anyway, what've you been up to since Michael banned you? I mostly just hang out at the Barracks Road Shopping Center, although I haven't been for the last like week because my ex-BF is there and I REALLY don't wanna see him at the moment, lol.

You seem nice- e-mail me back okay?

Love,

Sydney.}}

=== Interest is building ===
[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Chris sent his [[The_Hook_Cafe|Hook Cafe]] image to Sydney, acne scarring and all.]]
{{quotebox|Thursday, April 22, 2010 3:47 PM
Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com

I hear you on getting cards online. Don't stop shopping at The Place on my account; they still have other good merchandise as well (last I checked); [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|I went there the other day to ask Mike to lift the ban]]; he repeated over and over Hard "No"s. What you can do for me next time you go there, of which I would appreciate, let me know if they are still selling [[Eye of Judgment]] and [[Universal Fighting Series]] card packs/decks, and tell Mike that you know what he did to me and show him little respect. [[Laughs_Under_Lucricities|LOL]].

I thank you for the compliment; I feel a little better hearing that. I'm attaching [[Honest Content|a current photo]] of myself; do you have one of yourself to share? And perhaps you and I can hang out sometime.

It was nice being introduced to you, Syd.

Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

=== What a sexy, sexy man ===
[[Image:SydneyKirsch.jpeg|thumb|Sydney sent this modest picture in reply. Chris would later compliment her on her appearance, but either [[fuck quest|not read the text body of her e-mail at all or, if he did, not remember even a single detail about her.]] Hmm.]]
{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 4:48 PM

Subject: Re: Hi Chris, it's Sydney (the girl from The Game Place) again!

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris- wow, that's a nice picture. Is it recent? You look happy. :) And I like your vest- it's really rugged!

I do actually have a picture- it's a year old I think (maybe?? lol), my old boyfriend took it. He's a professional photographer so it looks WAAAY nicer than I am irl, haha. He did some pretty serious airbrushing and all, but it's me under there, I swear! When we get to know each other better, I'll send you through one 'au naturale', Hehe. He's also the one that drew the heart. :( Now I feel sad, remembering this. Sorry. I guess the pain is still kinda fresh.

I'll drop by at the Place in the next couple of days and see what they have in stock. If they have those two things, I'll definitely let you know- about talking to Michael, I'll see what I can do, hah, but I can be a little shy sometimes.

Anyway, I've attached a picture. You seriously seem really nice- I don't know why Michael would react that way, he's always been fair to me, but I guess some people really do have a dark side.

It was really nice being introduced to you, too- after my boyfriend cheated on me THEN dumped me recently, it's been very nice to hear a friendly voice. I've seriously started to think all men are dicks, but I guess it isn't so!

Heh, Syd'. I like that. :) One of my old friends did call me that once, I wish she had kept it up, I quite like it. My full name is Sydney Kirsch (It's German in origin, it means '[[Basement Rosechus|cellar]]') just fyi, and also, is it Christian or Chris? Or is Chris short for Christian? What do you prefer?

What sort of things are you into, Chris? (Or Christian?) I'm a big aircraft girl, I love planes. F16s, F22s- did you know they had the JSF in the new Die Hard movie? I swear, I kinda squealed a bit. It was like a dream come true, seeing it hover like that.

Anyway, it was nice talking to you! I have to duck out to do some shopping now, I'll be back later.

Love,

Sydney.}}

{{quoteboxred|Thursday, April 22, 2010 4:48 PM

Subject: P.S.

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Oh hey- I realised a mistake- the spellchecker corrected my name from '[[virgin with rage|cherry]]' to 'cellar' because I made a typo. Kirsch means cherry. I don't actually like it, though, because I think Sydney Cherry sounds so freak'n [[retarded]]! Like a [[Crystal|stripper name]] or something, haha.

Love,

Sydney.}}

=== Houston, we have liftoff! ===

{{quotebox|Friday, April 23, 2010 2:12 AM
Subject: You're Cute. :)

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com

You and I should definitely meet up; I feel more comfortable with in-person interactions than [[internet]]. I've had [[Sweetheart|online relationships]] in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me. I'd rather not talk about that now.

the photo I sent you is recent; I got a [[Homo|trucker]] look going for me. I'm sorry to hear about your ex dumping you. I like to think I am a nice guy; I try to be anyway. :) Allow me some [[Rape|in-person time]] (dates and whatnot), and I will show you some fun and good times. "Christian" or "Chris"; I'm okay either way, so feel free to call me whichever you like better.

To describe myself...

I'm 28 years old, 5'10", [[Obesity|average body type]] (don't hold my [[muscle bra|cleveage]] against me, LOL), I have never [[Tobacky|smoked]] and I never will, I'm a [[Chris%27s_Big_Night_Out|social drinker]], I'm a Pisces, and I'm a [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church-going]] Methodist.

I'm [[My Little Pony|young at heart]]. I have a [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book series]]. I would enjoy the company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also like to [[Mass debating|have fun]] when I am able to, and do [[Death threats|acts of kindness]] when possible.

I graduated from [[high school]] on the [[Honor Roll]], and I have graduated from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|Piedmong Virginia Community College]] [''sic''] with a Degree and a Certificate in [[Computer Aided Drafting and Design]]. When it comes to what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, [[ShecameforCWC|respect]], [[Autism|empathy]], and [[Death threats|love]]. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my best to give it to them.

I’m really good at
[[Chris and art|Drawing]], [[Chris and English|writing]], [[Medallions of Fail|crafting]], [[Nudes|making well-thought decisions]], [[11042009 51 50|heavy lifting]], [[How to Talk to Girls|holding a conversation]], [[For_My_Sweetest_Ivy|showing a woman a good time]] (on a date with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out and share).

The first things people usually notice about me 
I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse with.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food 
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite singer is [[Britney Spears]]); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.

The six things I could never do without 
-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart. 
-My Video Games ([[PS3]], [[PSP]], DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles). 
-[[Chris and his ego|My creative genius]]. 
-[[Chris and sex|Sex]] 
-[[Chris and health|My good health]]. 
-[[Pedo-Glasses|My glasses]]; I'm nearsighted.

I copied/pasted my description from my [[OkCupid|OKCupid.com page]] (ChrisCSonichu). Please reply with your age, details and what you would put in your profile. :) Let me give you my cell phone number, 434-760-0848, so you can call me and converse while hearing each others voices. You may inform me of your number in your reply as well, yet if you're calling from the 434 Area Code, I will be likely to pick up. If I miss your call, you can leave a message on my voicemail, and I will return your call.

Oh, Also, my [[Bob|father]] and I like airplanes too, yet we are more into music and stuff. You seem very knowledgeable and smart; I like that in women. And I'm Liking You, Syd. :)

I'll TTYL. Stay Safe,
Christian.}}

=== All about Sydney ===

[''TL;DR it's just an infodump about Sydney, her likes and her dislikes, etc. Note that the lack of apostrophes in this e-mail was due to user error.'']

{{quoteboxred|Friday, April 23, 2010 3:39 AM

Subject: Re: You re Cute. :)

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Haha, well, let s take it slow for a little bit, hey? I d love to meet up with you eventually, in fact I guess I d prefer it in the end, but yeah I ve had my share of bad relationships too- I d rather we kinda slowed down a bit at this point if that s okay! Haha... At the moment we are email buddies, let s see where it goes from here.

Thank you for your kind words regarding my picture. I can be kinda shy when first meeting people, so I use that year-old picture because it s one I know I ll usually not feel really embaresses about (lol).

I don t have a profile as such at the moment, I try not to keep too much stuff about myself on the internet because I m afraid of [[Chris|creepy stalkers]], lol.

I guess I ll talk about stuff as it comes, haha. Okay. I m 19 years old (20 soon, OMG I feel old :(), blonde, really short (lol) and obsessed with jets. I a Cancer zodiac sign, which I hate because it s named after [[Bob|a deadly disease]] (lol :(). I sometimes play [[Pokemon]] and stuff but [[Slow-in-the-minds|I m not really good with the rules]] so I always lose. Opps.

I don t [[smoke]], never have, and I don t [[Alcohol|drink]] these days either. I m a pretty quiet gal, but I love the roar of engines, haha. I guess we all have our personality quirks.

I have an old clunker of a [[computer]], along with an [[Music|iPad]] and an [[Xbox 360]] which I bought so I could play [[Wikipedia:IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey|IL-2 Sturmovik: Birds of Prey]] and [[Wikipedia:Over G Fighters|Over G Fighters]]. I guess I prefer Over G. If you have an Xbox too, we could play together if you want? :)

I was born in [[Wikipedia:Albany, Western Australia|Albany WA]], alhough I was concieved in Sydney, [[PandaHalo|Australia]] which is where my parents got the name (lol, unimaginative!). I spent most of my school life getting shuttled between Tamworth, Australia and Albany. I would usually change every year or so, depending on what my parents wanted. Those long flights, plus hugely boring stayovers in LAX meant that I got to see lots of jets, inside and out, haha.

When I graduated high school, I applied to be a pilot in the National Guard, but I was told that since I d spent so long in Australia I might be a security risk, plus I have asthma, so I was denied entry. :( Serious, that was the worst day of my life, I cried for weeks.

After that, I basically went back to Australia for a while, because my dad got a job there, but six months later his work moved him to VA... And here I am! Hehe. Because I got moved around so much, I barely got to be really close friends with anyone or really stay at any one place for long, which is a real bummer, lol.

Anywho. It s okay if you don t wanna discuss your past relationships, to be honest, I d rather keep mine to myself too at this point. I m not interested in what happened in the past. Thanks for the offer of your cell phone- I will consider giving you a call once we know each other better. :) Just don t laugh at my accent!

Anyway, wow. I ve really been rabbiting on about nothing, hahaha... Sorry if I have bored you to tears, my life isn t very exciting. Write me back, okay?

Love,

Sydney. (lol. Now you know where I got named after...)}}

{{quoteboxred|Saturday, April 24, 2010 2:49 AM

Subject: Re: You re Cute. :)

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris, are you there? I replied!

Love,

Sydney.}}

{{quoteboxred|Saturday, April 24, 2010 6:17 AM

Subject: My ex-boyfriend talked to me today :(

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris,

I feel [[Heart level|chestfallen]]- my ex-boyfriend talked to me today about some stuff, and now I am very sad, can we have a chat about stuff? Maybe AIM or something? I noticed you were using an AOL account.

Love,

Sydney.}}

{{quoteboxred|Saturday, April 24, 2010 1:23 PM

Subject: Hey, an idea!

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chrissy,

I had an idea- I am uncomfortable giving you my number since we just met, buuuuuuuuuut... do you have a Skype account? We can have a Skype phone conversation if you like. :) My account name is hugsrfun, just message me whenever with either a chat or a call... lol

Just FYI, I leave it on CONSTANTLY, even when I'm asleep, so if you call and I'm not there don't stress out okay?

Love,

Sydney.}}

{{quoteboxred|Sunday, April 25, 2010 2:42 AM

Subject: Are you ignoring me?

From: "Sydney Kirsch" <hugsrfun@yahoo.com>

To: ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com

Hey Chris,

Are you ignoring me? Ever since I sent you all that info about myself you haven't replied yet, despite several e-mails. What's wrong?

Love,

Sydney.}}

== Phone call ==

[''Note that Chris, despite predicting that Sydney would call, apparently has no idea who she is until he gets some serious prompting... and even then he's not 100% sure.'']

<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Sydney Kirsch Christian Weston Chandler Call 1
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|BkHuc7In_yI}}
| Stardate = 29 [[April 2010]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; Sydney Kirsch
| next = Sydney Kirsch Christian Weston Chandler Call 2
}} </center>

=== Transcript ===

'''Sydney:''' Hey, uh, is this Christian Weston Chandler?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Is this Sydney?

'''Sydney:''' This is Sydney. Yeah. Hey. Oh my God.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' I finally get to speak to you. I am so happy.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' I mean [''unintelligible''] for a while.
[''Sydney said, "I've been meaning to get in touch with you for a while", but the audio cut out for a second.'']

'''Chris:''' I mean, well, uh. Yeah, well, I mean, uh. I have... I have received your emails and upon my recollection, I don't recall talking to you through email before you sent the email recently, so I am uncertain about... things. So forgive me for being skeptical.

'''Sydney:''' Oh no, that's okay. Remember? I'm the- I'm the girl that likes planes... that likes jets?

[''Pause'']

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Sydney:''' Do you remember?

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Sydney:''' [''Stammers''] I- I- I-

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Sydney:''' I went to [[The GAMe PLACe]]. I mistook you for someone else.

'''Chris:''' The... GAMe PLACe?

'''Sydney:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I don't... [[Autism|It still doesn't ring a bell]].

'''Sydney:''' Okay. Um. Well, anyway, um... I'll... I'll remind you if you like. Um, what happened is we um... I met another guy called Chris uh at The GAMe PLACe and he was selling some Pokémon cards and I thought it was you. Um, 'cause I just Googled Chris and the GAMe PLACe and it came up with you. But you said it wasn't you, and that pic-

'''Chris:''' Oh, oh, oh. Oh, I see. Okay, yeah. Yeah. Uh. Yeah, basically put in a nutshell, [[Michael Snyder|Michael]] was scared of me and and uh, he was afrai- and he was uh, preoccupied with his crackpot theory of me scaring his- scaring his... customers away, so he [[ban]]ned me from the store.

'''Sydney:''' Really?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' That's so unfair...

'''Chris:''' What an asshole. Yeah, he's an asshole.

'''Sydney:''' He always struck me as a really... Yeah, I'm really sorry to hear that. Wow. He's a... he's a dick. I'm sorry about that. Oh, wow.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' That's just so unfair.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Sydney:''' Look, um anyway... Hey, look you sent me a picture um... I really liked your picture. You're very, very handsome. Have you ever been told that?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. [[Chris_and_his_Ego|Yeah]], [[Barbara#Pampering_of_Chris|I have been told that]], mmm. Thank you for the compliment.

'''Sydney:''' Yeah. I'm not surprised. I'm not surprised. Um. I was just wondering, um... [''Chris talks over Sydney''] cuz we did-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I think uh... Yeah, I think I got... I think I got a picture from you as well. Uh... Yeah, that's really you, right?

'''Sydney:''' Yeah, yeah. Um. It's an old picture. I'm sorry I didn't have a more recent one. Um. I have other pictures... that are more recent, but I look... I think I look okay in that picture. My ex-boyfriend took it.

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Sydney:''' And it's been- it's been heavily airbrushed it, but it is me.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... Yeah. Yeah, well let me ask you. How old are you?

'''Sydney:''' Um. I'm 19.

'''Chris:''' You're 19? Okay.

'''Sydney:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' So, uh, yeah... So, at this point, you wanted to uh hook up with me or something? I just wanted to make sure I understand. [''Sydney talks over Chris''] The uh... at this point...

'''Sydney:''' Oh, wow. I would really... Yeah, I would really like that.

'''Chris:''' [''Incredulous''] You would... You would like to hook up with me?

'''Sydney:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And uh... possibly start a [[Fuck Quest|potential relationship]]?

'''Sydney:''' I would... Wow. I tell you what, if you would date me, that would be really, really impressive. I... You're a very attractive man and I'm really nothing special, so...

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm. Yeah. All right. Uh.

'''Sydney:''' [''Sydney begins to talk over Chris, but Chris wins''] But I mean look, let's- I do think-

'''Chris:''' Let me think about it further and uh... Let me think about it further and I'll uh... and I'll decide on the details for uh... for a possible date. Uh, would uh, tomorrow be too soon?

'''Sydney:''' Absolutely. Um, I actually, I work as an airline hostess. I'm actually out of [[Charlottesville]] at the moment. Um... but, if you wanted to um... I'll-I'll be back in like, you know... maybe like 8 or 9 days. It depends on what my work does. Um. I travel a lot.

'''Chris:''' -yeah-

'''Sydney:''' Uh, but if you... I can check my email like all the time, so if you wanted to email me while... 'Cause, look, I really want to know more about you and I would love... dating you. Um, you're obviously an attractive man.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. All right. Well, listen, I got to go, but it was nice talking to you so, you take care and have a safe day.

'''Sydney:''' All right. Email me, okay?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay.

'''Sydney:''' All right. Thank you, mate. Bye.

[''Chris leaves the call'']

'''Sydney:''' Oh, he called me. Oh my God. Oooh... he's so hot. Yeah, I know. He's just wonderful. Oh my God. I can't believe it. I can't believe that he called me. I know. He said we might be able to go out. He said we might be able to-

[''Tape cuts off'']

== Radio silence broken ==

Chris sent an email to Sydney immediately after the call. Notice how he simply copies his dating profile page into the email. He's too lazy to even talk about himself.

{{quotebox|Thursday, April 29, 2010 3:09 PM
Subject: Please forgive me.

From: "chrischansonichu@aol.com" <chrischansonichu@aol.com>

To: hugsrfun@yahoo.com

I was in error in memory; I had you confused with [[Jackie|someone else]] who
e-mailed me recently. My bad.

I better recollected you as I was eating my breakfast and drinking my
coffee. And let me add that You Are Beautiful. You'd be a woman I'd
[[Third date|wait for happily]].

As for about myself, let me copy/paste my bio from my page on [[okCupid]]...

I'm young at heart. I have a comic book series. I would enjoy the
company of a beautiful woman who likes some of the things I do. I also
like to have fun when I am able to, and do acts of kindness when
possible.

I graduated from high school on the Honor Roll, and I have graduated
from Piedmong Virginia Community College with a Degree and a
Certificate in Computer Aided Drafting and Design. When it comes to
what I can offer, I can seriously promise care, respect, empathy, and
love. I think that (most) women deserve the world, and I would do my
best to give it to them.

I am looking for a woman who is honest and will love me for me, and sex
is an eventual must; a woman with a happy, positive personality, young
at heart, pretty, 18-28-years old, lives in, or around, the
Charlottesville or Ruckersville (both in the state of Virginia) areas,
smoke-free, non-black and single.

What I’m doing with my life
I'm keeping it real; taking it one day at a time working on my projects
and helping my family. I also work on my art projects, get some
exercise in; all that good stuff.

I’m really good at
Drawing, writing, crafting, making well-thought decisions, heavy
lifting, holding a conversation, showing a woman a good time (on a date
with taking her to a restaurant and/or finding a fun event to check out
and share).

The first things people usually notice about me 
I would have to give it to my face, especially in in-person times. When
I look at other people, I notice their faces first most often. Aside
from that, they notice my being friendly, kind and easy to converse
with.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food 
Goosebumps or Fear Street Novels from R.L. Stein; "Mary Poppins" is my
favorite movie of all time; I like most kinds of music (but my favorite
singer is Britney Spears); Mac & Cheese, Grilled Chicken.

The six things I could never do without 
-(After I've found the one) My Girlfriend/Sweetheart. 
-My Video Games (PS3, PSP, DS and Wii, and all of my older consoles). 
-My creative genius. 
-My good health. 
-My glasses; I'm nearsighted. 
-Food/Water

I'll leave you with that for now, and you are welcome to reply with more or less of your own Bio Specs. :)

BTW, you live in the Charlottesville, VA area, am I right? I want to make sure, so I can rest assure I won't have to drive farther to your pad (should the "Bonus Round" begin).

Stay Sweet and Safe,
Christian.}}

== OH SHI- ==

''Things are going along smoothly, right?'' In a rare display of awareness, Chris became wise to the trolling plans that were forming against him, and quickly attempted to amputate the attempt at its source. However, this awareness would soon fade.

<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Sydney Kirsch Christian Weston Chandler Call 2
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|btKn-6cAB3k}}
| Stardate = 1 [[May 2010]]
| Featuring = [[Chris]]; Sydney Kirsch
| next =
}} </center>

===Transcript ===

'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Sydney:''' Hey, Chris. This is, um... Sydney. How are you- how are you goin'?
 '''Chris:''' Um... yeah. I'm, so- Uh, listen. I know about you and your little game. I've read the [[troll]] forum. You're actually in Australia. You cannot fool me anymore. Goodbye.
 '''Sydney:''' Um... Yeah, I- I am Australian.
 [''Tape cuts off'']

== Epilogue ==

It is probable that, after her dismal failure, [[Clyde Cash]] had the woman [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|broken dead]]. Such is the fate of those who fail Clyde.

{{FanChats}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Kirsch, Sydney}}
[[Category: E-mails]]
[[Category: Trolls]]

DeviantART

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{{quote|This account will mainly be used to get in touch with [[Good Fan Art|choice Fan Artists]].|~ Cwcipedia dA Journal, on why the comments are disabled in all of Chris's pictures.}}

'''deviantART''' is a large online art community where artists can host their artwork, and receive comments and critique from fellow artists and art appreciators. Being one of the most popular amateur art websites in the world, deviantART attracts the best and the worst of us. Especially the worst. In the [[Troll|trolling]] world, deviantART is notorious as a den for ''[[Sonic]]'' [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|recolors]] and [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|poorly drawn porn]], so it's no surprise that [[Chris]] became a member.

== Chris's deviantART accounts ==
*'''Sonichu''' — Established 28 December [[2005]] and banned in early September 2008, presumably for pornographic artwork.
*'''SonichuSite''' — Established 19 September [[2008]]. Permabanned for a kinda nebulously defined failure, likely the blatant pornography from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]. In his next account's Journal, Chris said he [[Naive|has no idea]] [[Chris and remorse|why he was banned]]. Reading comprehension is apparently not part of [[Honor Roll|the most prestigious reaches of American education]].
* '''Cwcipedia''' — Used while the [[CWCipedia]] was down. The account was opened 9 [[August 2009]] and closed on the 28th for evasion of the previous ban and posting erotic artwork featuring underage characters (which is to say, [[Rosechu]]'s washing machine pic from [[Sonichu 9|Episode #20]] — it was actually deleted before the account was banned completely).
===Chris's greeting on "SonichuSite"===
Availabe via WaybackMachine.
{{quotebox|'''Mood:''' Joy 
'''Listening to:''' [[Chris and music|Lite Rock, Z-95.1]] 
'''Reading:''' My [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]] as I draw them, or feeling [[Chris and English|Nestolgic]]. 
'''Watching:''' [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[Family Guy]], [[Anime]], etc. 
'''Playing:''' [[Guitar Hero]] and Sonic on [[Playstation 3]] 
'''Eating:''' [[Chris and health|Healthy Choice TV Entres]] 
'''Drinking:''' Pepsi Cola (Similar Formula found in [[CWC Cola]]) 
Greetings, my Loayal [[Sonichu]] & [[Rosechu]] [[Fans]]. Christian Weston Chandler is the Official Owner of this page, and I am here to tell you the news of this page.

The Main Reason I am uploading the Sonichu & Rosechu Fanart, more than my Original and Official stuff, is because this DeviantART account is to be the Official Sonichu & Rosechu FanArt Section for Sonichu.net.

I am thinking of backing up my Comic Book Pages, as well as More Original Art on here in the future. But For Now, this is Basically For FanArt. So enjoy the other people's work I have been mostly delighted to find and have received.

Just a reminder that if you'd like to offer a submission to the FanArt Secion of your own, you may create your own deviantART account and upload it or them, or you may e-mail me your FanArt at ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com.

Peace to all my Loyal Sonichu & Rosechu Fans.
Christian W. Chandler.}}

===Chris's greeting on "CWCipedia"===
Available via WaybackMachine
{{quotebox|I am Christian Weston Chandler; born on February 24, 1982 as Christopher, then [[Christopher's name change|changed my first name]] in 1989.

I am the True, Original Creator of Sonichu and Rosechu, the Electric-Hedgehog Pok'emon (I created him on March 17, 2000 with MY Copyrights on EVERY Image, as well as FULL Comic Books); Accept NO Substitute.

I had an array of CWC Sites before; [[CWC's Pokésite 2|CWC's Pok'eSite 2]], [[CWC's Pokésite 2#Now in Spanish|El Pok'eSite de RWC]], and MOST IMPORTANTLY, the ORIGNIAL Sonichu Site known as [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|CWC's Sonichu Site]], which was a spin-off from CWC's Pok'eSite 2.

I had to take the websites down June, 2009, because my Internet Bullies/Trolls hacked into my Webmaster accounts. But I am Back In The Saddle with [[Cwcipedia]]; the NEW, Official CWC's Sonichu & Rosechu Site.

[link]

I will put up a sampling of THE Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawings from myself onto this account, but I have opened this new account up, because...

-My past SonichuSite account was permanently Banned; I forgot why.

-This account will mainly be used to get in touch with choice Fan Artists.}}

== Chris's use of deviantART ==
As in the case of [[YouTube]] and [[Wikipedia]], Chris really doesn't understand the point of the website, and all of the finer community aspects of the website flew right over his head. He regarded deviantART as a place to dump his images into, disabled comments, and completely disregarded all comments he received through his userpage. His stated goal was to "get in touch with choice Fan Artists," but with his usual attitude of "I post images, others listen," we have no idea how this would have worked. In other words, Chris operated just like many other ''Sonic'' recolorists who ended up on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], only that he didn't even allow ''praising'' comments to be posted.

== True and Honest Fans ==
In CWCipedia's "Communities" page, Chris listed "SonichuFanclub" as an officially sanctioned ''[[Sonichu]]'' dA community.

==External links==
*[http://sonichu.deviantart.com/ Sonichu] — Chris's first account - '''DOWN'''
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090203144307/http://sonichusite.deviantart.com/ SonichuSite] — Chris's second account
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090824171342/http://cwcipedia.deviantart.com/ Cwcipedia] — Chris's third account
*[http://sonichufanclub.deviantart.com/ SonichuFanclub] — "Official" fanart

{{The Internet}}
[[Category:Websites]]
[[Category:Chris's websites]]

Cera Rosechu

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{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[File:CeraEtsyB.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Cera Rosechu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 29 June 2006
|-
| '''Gender'''
| [[Tomgirl|Tomboy]]
|-
| '''Parents'''
| [[Sonichu]] (father), [[Rosechu]] (mother)
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu ]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Rosey]]
|-
|}
'''Cera Rosechu''' (born '''Cera Rosey''', [[Sonichu chronology#2007| 29 June 2006]]; sometimes spelled ''Cerah'') is the daughter and eldest child of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' universe. Cera[h] is possibly named after [[Sarah Hammer]].

==Appearances==
[[File:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|Cera loves the Great Director.]]
Until 2011, Cera and her two siblings were depicted as babies and had no discernable personality apart from being cloyingly cute. All three first made their appearance in the sign Chris drew to show his support for [[McIntire Park]]. The children also appeared in Chris's [[:File:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|disingenuous plea]] for helping Haiti.

The children were seen in two pages of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and did nothing of importance apart from hassle their [[Spanish]] [[homos|lesbian]] nanny, [[Heather Iglesias]].

In "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]" and [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Cera assists [[Rosechu]] in the kitchen and breaks the fourth wall to say "I wuv you!" to Chris. As the household celebrates Christmas, Cera makes her friend [[Kevin the Jew]] a candle-shaped cookie (A vanilla one to be neutral and avoid allergies, even though Kevin could be allergic to any of the ingredients in cookies, like eggs). Later, she goes to his house and plays a video game with him. Its her first time playing, but she shows an aggression and defeats Kevin's character in an explosion, giving him a strange PTSD- as Cera goes to give him the cookie, he sees the flame on it, screams, and runs to his room. Later on, Cera goes to apologize [[Chris_and_gender#Females|like a good girl should]], even though she has no reason to. Over a video game, Kevin breaks off their "relationship." Fans wonder if this is the last time she'll ever be this close to a dick.

==Evolution==
On 12 [[November 2011]], it was revealed that not only have all the children evolved into adults, but that they have also formed a pop band: [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]. Moreover, like Chris, they have mutated into more disturbing forms, with Cera now a "Tomboy and a full on Lesbian."<ref>[[August_2014_Facebook_Posts]]</ref> Note that this change comes after Chris [[Retroactive Continuity in Sonichu|wiped out all homosexuality in ''Sonichu'' #10]], which forced Chris to go back and erase this plot point.

On his [[Etsy]] page, Chris provided a character summary to accompany his Cera [[Amiibo]]:

{{quotebox|Cera Rosechu, oldest of the three children of the leading Sonichu and Rosechu family, is a tough and loyal woman; she doesn't like bad guff from others, but she is capable of shaking it off and keeping her composure, and only raises her fist when the threat or challenge is great or worse. She is physically tough and strong after lifting weights in the gym and punching the sandbags. She is not Wonder Woman or Supergirl, but she has been recorded to be able to lift as much as 4,000 pounds in the efforts of rescue and defense. She also tossed a one ton boulder a far distance of more than 20 miles away. Her natural electricity and electric abilities helps to give her punches a real shocking wallop. Cera is also a lesbian, and finds true love with her Asian lady friend.}}

Chris told an Etsy customer that Cera's [[Ching Chong|Chinese]] sweetheart is improbably named "Risa Fitzgerald."<ref>[[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/11-7-more-wave-two-figures.14275/page-3#post-1081516]]</ref>

Cera's evolution occurs during the "clip show" in [[Sonichu 11]], where she defeats a [[Jerkop]] and levels up, causing her to grow taller and [[Women's Rights|rip her clothes open, leaving her naked]]. She immediately calls home and tells her father that she planned on dressing in a T-shirt and jeans once she evolved, a trait obviously exclusive for butch lesbians and nobody else. Ironically, with Chris's [[Chris_and_hypocrisy|support]] and [[Tomgirl|love]] of lesbians, he only dedicates her coming out to just the clip show, whereas [[Robee Sonichu| 'Roberta']] was given a full coming out story in their own [[Sonichu_12#Episode_25:_.22To_Be_or_Naught_a_Tomgirl.E2.80.A6.22|Episode]] in which everyone showered them in love and support.

<center><gallery>
Image:Robee_Sonee_and_the_Tomgirls_Bandmates.jpg|All gwown up! Yay!
File:Dumbfuck2.png|Cera Rosey
File:Cera.jpg|LEGO Cera, with the same garish purple eyeshadow Chris wears.
File:7 Nov. 2015 A.jpg|Cera [[Amiibo]].
File:CeraEtsyA.jpg|Cera Amiibo packaged for sale on [[Etsy]].
File:Cera Halloween.jpg|Cera dressed as [[My Little Pony|Applejack]] for [[Halloween]].
</gallery></center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Sonee & Rosey]]
*[[Guro]]
*[[CWC Update 12 August 2009]], in which Chris addresses the former.
*[[A Sonichu Day]]
*"[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]"
*[[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]]

{{The Tomgirls}}
{{Sonichu}}

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[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]
[[Category:Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]
[[Category:Homos]]

Sonichu's News Dash

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{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Image:199-newsdsh.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Audiobooks|LOOK AT THAT FACE GOD DAMN]]]]

{{quote|Well, it’s the end of another month, and I still don’t have a [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]]. Maybe my latest idea, the [[Sonichu]]’s News Dash! newsletter, will make the ladies take notice of me.|Chris, believing your own newsletter will attract women, 31 January 2004}}

'''''Sonichu's News Dash!''''' was a newsletter distributed by Chris from [[2004]]-[[2005|05]], in the finest tradition of fringe kooks, conspiracy theorists, survivalist tree-dwellers, religious oddballs, and radical doomsday prophets. [[Chris]] once decided that printing up a newsletter would be the best way to attract [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free girls]]. ''Sonichu's News Dash!'' often contained poetry, highly defective [[Dating education|dating advice]], and details on Chris's life and personal interests. It would always end with his description of his requirements for a [[sweetheart]], similar to what was printed on his [[Attraction Sign]].

Chris was scolded by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] for littering the [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] campus with copies, which led him to bear a grudge against her to this day.

==Origins and publication schedule==
Chris called the News Dash a "Spinoff" from his website [[CWC's Pokésite 2]]. As with his later Sonichu comic, he chose a confusing numbering system for the issues. "Preview Issues" #00, 01, and 02 were simply relabeled entries from the news section of his Pokemon site. #00 was a brief announcement of the forthcoming [[CWC's Sonichu Site]]. #01 was the [[Bionic the Hedgehog (short story)|story]] of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]]. #02 was a review of "Sonic Adventure, 1999."

These were followed by "Issue #1" in January 2001, titled "Variety of Codes!" It provided the cheat codes for five Sonic the Hedgehog games. Like the previous three, it was just posted online, and physical copies were apparently not produced.

Chris then lost interest in the News Dash for three years. He revived the project in January 2004, when "Premiere Issue #1" came out. While the first several were definitely in print, it's not clear if all of them were. He published ten of these issues:

Premiere Issue #1 - January 2004

Issue #2 - February 2004. There were two versions of this issue; Chris said only that it was "Updated for Reasons," possibly linked to the Walsh troubles.

Issue #3 - March 2004

Issue #4 - April 2004

Issue #5 - September/October 2004

Issue #6 - November/December 2004

Issue #7 - January/February 2005 (erroneously published as "2004")

Issue #8 - March/April 2005 (also with "2004" on the masthead)

Issue #9 - "April, Part 2, 2004" (no one knows exactly what this means)

Issue #10 - May/June 2005 (Chris finally realizes what year it is)

==Highlights from the newsletter==
The ''News Dash!'' is a valuable source of information from the pre-trolling days, back when Chris was still stalking women in public places. Here are some tidbits from the ''News Dash!'':

===[[Sweetheart]] qualifications===
As the newsletter was primarily a platform to promote himself to women, every issue ended with this description of his ideal sweetheart:

=====Issues 1 & 2 =====
{{quotebox|Christian W. Chandler is 21 (22 as of [[2004#February|February 24, 2004]]) and single seeking a Single Female Companion of the following qualities:

*18-21 years of age (18-22 as of February 24, 2004). *[[Boyfriend-free girl|Does not already have a boyfriend]]. *Single. *Blonde or Brunette *[[Obesity|Average or Slender body type]]. *Does NOT [[tobacky|smoke]] and/or drink [[alcohol]]. *5’ or taller. *Lives in [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] or [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] area. *[[Chris and race|White]]. *[[Chris and money|Average to High income]]. *Drives a [[Son-Chu|vehicle]]. *Happy, [[Death threats|Positive Personality]]. *A [[Mom|Caring girl]].

*Christian is a very shy, and very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters (No [[E-Mails]] or [[Prank calls|Phone Calls]]). So if you are interested, he can be found around [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], or [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]]. When getting his attention, approach and say hi to him. Do NOT flirt from a distance; [[autism|he will not be able to notice]]. To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu Medallion]].}}

====Issue 3 & 4====
{{quotebox|Christian W. Chandler is 22 and single seeking a Single Female Companion of the following qualities:
*18-22 years of age. *Does not already have a boyfriend. *Single. *Blonde or Brunette *[[Obesity|Average or Slender body type]]. *Does NOT [[tobacky|smoke]] and/or drink [[alcohol]]. *5’ or taller. *Lives in [[Charlottesville]] or [[Ruckersville]] area. *[[Chris and race|White]]. *[[Chris and money|Average to High income]]. *Drives [[Son-Chu|a vehicle]]. *Happy, Positive Personality. *A Caring girl.
*Christian is a very shy, and very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters (No E-Mails or Phone Calls). So if you are interested, he can be found around [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], or [[Fashion Square Shopping Center]]. When getting his attention, approach and say hi to him. Do NOT flirt from a distance; he will not be able to notice. To find Christian, he’ll be wearing the Sonichu Medallion. }}

====Issue 5-10====
''Same as Issues 3 and 4, but with a link to his [[Match.com]] profile.''

===Sonichu Rap===
The following bit of opaque [[random-access humor]] is how he chose to headline his very first issue:

{{quotebox|Issue #1
'''Sonichu Busts a Move'''

After watching the classic [[Peanuts]] TV episode, It’s Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown, he gets the disco tune stuck in his head and busted more moves than Little Thin Momma. Sonichu said, “I didn’t understand what came over me; I’ve heard the song once and suddenly, I created the “Sonichu Rap.”}}

===Boycott Playstation and X-Box===
{{quotebox|Issue #1
'''Sonic the Hedgehog Makes an Ethical Mistake'''

After amazing success on the Nintendo Gamecube and Game Boy Advance, Sonic pays a visit to the Playstation 2 and X-Box systems; BIG MISTAKE! The PS2 and X-Box versions remained dusty on the shelves, and the GCN version SOLD OUT. Consumers all said and agreed that the PS2 and X-Box stink on ice, mostly because of the terrible graphics. Since the Ganecube has the BEST graphics of all, it is the TOP system ever. So, in this reporter’s opinion, you should buy the Gamecube version of Sonic Heroes, and boycott the PS2 and X-Box altogether.}}

===Chris on PowerWeb===
There were two versions of Issue #2. The first version opened with the following critique of a [[PVCC]] online registration tool. The second version cut this and replaced it with a description of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. It's not clear why Chris did this.

{{quotebox|Issue #2
'''PowerWeb…Here or in the Pier?'''

Powerweb, Personalized Options With Easy Registation on the Web. It’s the latest thing at Piedmont Virginia Community College. But what is it? The PowerWeb brochure states that it enables you to access personal student information and enroll into classes on the internet which can be used from any computer. On PowerWeb, you are able to review courses for availability and status. Add, drop or swap classes. Pay tuition with a credit card. Review or print schedule, and other things.

But it is well known and experienced by this reporter that PowerWeb is terrible for quite a few reasons (listed below). Back in the better days, you could simply fill out one form, have it signed and be well on your way. Here, it’s just click, click, click…”Huh?!”…click, click…. It’s appalling! So, in this reporter’s opinion, REQUEST the good old forms and KILL PowerWeb!

'''Why PowerWeb STINKS on Ice'''

# It is FORCED as the ONLY way to enroll into PVCC.
# There is no alternative to enrolling, because they took away the original registration forms.
# It’s NOT user-friendly.
# It was not designed for the [[CADD|computer illiterate]].
# It’s very unethical.
# There is [[Autism|no person-to-person contact]].
# High risk of lost connection while [[Honor roll|figuring it out]].
# Much LONGER waiting time.
# It’s too much trouble to deal with.
# It had too much advertising to give a darn.}}

===Share some happiness with Christian===
Chris opened the (revised) second issue as follows:

{{quotebox|Issue #2
'''<nowiki>*</nowiki>Very Special Bulletin*'''

On February 24, 2004, Christian Chandler will turn 22 years old! His 21st was not so great. So share some happiness with him by wishing him a Happy Birthday!}}

===On the hiatus of the ''News Dash!''===
{{quotebox|Issue #5
'''Extended Hiatus is Finished
'''

We here at Sonichu’s News Dash apologize for not writing up issues during the summer months, but the head chief of staff, Christian Weston Chandler, was in a Very Lonesome slump. And he was recently Soul and [[Heart level|Heart-Shattered]] by a bunch of [[Jerk Cops]] at the Fashion Square shopping center, and by the female dog, [[Mary Lee Walsh]], at Piedmont Virginia Community College. These people did not agree with his sound methods of attracting an 18-(his current age) Boyfriend-Free woman. But after a stroll through the lovely and serene campus at the [[University of Virginia]], he regained some peace within himself. And so, while he is still journeying through his [[Love Quest]], the News Dash will run Bi-Monthly, but with more general articles of interest. Thank you for your patience.<ref name="news5">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews5.htm Sonichu's News Dash Issue #5 (September/October 2004)]</ref>}}

===Sonichu goes to the [[University of Virginia]] library===
{{quotebox|Issue #5
'''Sonichu Explores the UVA'''

After hanging at Fashion Square and PVCC, [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]], decided to give the University of Virginia a try. He found the campus grounds serene and peaceful with its history, scenery and plenty of grass to rest on. He found himself [[Honor roll|educated]] within the libraries’ many books, and made like he was in Paris with the outdoor tables and chairs. And the “Corner” stores had an interesting selection of items from pencil sets to [[DVD]]s. He gave the UVA 5/5 Lightning Bolts of approval. Thank you UVA, for a very peaceful place to chill at in the city of Charlottesville<ref name="news5" />.}}

===Chris at an [[anime]] con===
[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|Chris meeting Monica Rial]]

{{quotebox|Issue #5
'''Sonichu’s Father Meets Hyatt’s Voice'''

On May 29, 2004, I, Christian Chandler, attended my first Anime Convention. I had a good time watching some Anime, sampling some [[Wikipedia:Ramune|Ramune]] (Japan Soda), and other things. My main highlight though was meeting the lovely and sweet-spoken voice actress, [[Wikipedia:Monica Rial|Monica Rial]] (pictured next to me to the left). Monica is well known for being the voice behind many Anime characters. Some of which include: Hyatt ([[Excel Saga]]), Saki ([[Wikipedia:Steel Angel Kurumi|Steel Angel Kurumi]]), Mikako ([[Wikipedia:Martian Successor Nadesico|Martian Sucessor Nadesico]] [''sic'']) and Shii ([[Wikipedia:Puni Puni Poemy|Puni Puni Poemy]]). She also sings opera very nicely, and she is a very nice, fun and sweet person to hang around with. She sure made my day a sweet one. ;8)<ref name="news5" />}}

===A Very Special Holiday Chris-chan===
{{quotebox|Issue #6
'''The Christmas Rush'''

The Christmas season is upon us, and with that comes the rush for the [[C-Mas]] Turkey, Tree (real or artificial), and of course, the presents. So, [[Sonichu]] and the News Dash have some helpful tips to give a better feel of the season to all.

• If your children, or spouse, want some [[video games]], but no [[toys]], buy some toys anyway, they will be surprised. We recommend any of [[Lego]] sets, [[Transformers]] and [[Kimmi|Dolls]]. 
• Wrap the presents anyway, because they always want to rip up the wrapping paper like a candy bar. 
• Always remember that Christmas is the celebration of family, so [[Cole Smithey|never leave out any relatives]] from your festivities. 
• If you do not have a family, then find a friend to share C-Mas with <ref name="News6">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews6.htm Sonichu's News Dash Issue #6 (November/December 2004)]</ref>.}}

===Chris wants a girlfriend for Christmas===
{{quotebox|Issue #6
'''Single, Lonesome and Very Depressed'''

While all have families, so does he. While all men have Girlfriends, this man does not, and he is very depressed about it. “Since Agust, [[2003]],” Christian Weston Chandler said, “I’ve been trying to attract a Boyfriend-Free, 18-22-year old girl.” His methods were sound and well-thought; [[Attraction sign|simple signs]], [[Chris and fashion|looking cool]], and “chilling” in [[List of places that have banned Chris|the most social places]]. His one fault, that has restricted him from finding the Ms. Right, he had a major case of [[Noviophobia]], where he is afraid to even approach most ladies, because he thought that they were all already paired up with “[[JERKS|A Jerk]].” His thoughts are sound as the [[Infinitely high boyfriend factor|Boyfriend Factor]] is so high, it leaves him with no pretty ladies to choose from. So, if there are any pretty ladies without a…Boyfriend, you can find this lonesome [[CWC "Boyfriend"|prince]] hanging at the [[Fashion Square mall]] Saturday afternoons, in front of Ambercrombie & Fitch. Don’t let his friendly smile fool you; he is hurting inside. Please help Chris have a Happy Holiday.<ref name="News6" />}}

===Prelude to [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]===
{{quotebox|Issue #6
'''Sonichu Comic Book is in the Works'''

[[Sonichu]]'s father, [[Christian Chandler]], is working on a [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic book]]. It will be hand-drawn, as [[Asperchu|most comics]] are. And it will feature “Sonichu’s Origin,” the “Genesis of the Lovehogs,” and “Sonichu’s First Big Battle.” It will also include exclusive introductory content into Chris’s world, as well as Sonichu’s world. Chris said that his target date is before [[2005#June|June, 2005]], the month of the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] Convention in Richmond, VA; he plans to be there. So, if you’ve been a Sonichu fan up to then, come find him at the convention, and he will be happy to share the hand-drawn stories of Sonichu!

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Sonichu cover provided by Author, Christian Weston Chandler.<ref name="News6" />}}

===An indirect appeal to Mary===
{{quotebox|Issue #6
'''Wicked Witch of PVCC Gives to Cwcville?'''

[[Mary Lee Walsh|Hslaw Eel Yram]], who previously shattered hearts and souls, is handing out presents at [[CWCville|Cwcville’s]] Christmas Tree lighting? Odd, but true, and when interviewed, she had this to say, “After three months in prison, I became rehabilitated and more happy to give joy to those I’ve hurt.” Then we asked her about her oldest victim, Christian Chandler, she said, “I plan to give him a surprise on Christmas Eve, a heart-felt apology.” Well, I guess we’ll see if she will be true to her word on the night before Christmas.<ref name="News6" />}}

===Chris's dating tips===
{{quote|Most importantly, DO NOT RUSH Her. You do not want her to feel pressured into a relationship, because then she’ll dump you faster than Sonichu running a mile. Give her time; it’s not like you all are going to get married right away, it never is.|Chris, preaching what he never practices}}

{{quotebox|Issue #7
'''Tips for Finding Love, from the Experts'''

Take it from the lonesome man in [[Virginia]] who has been trying to find a Boyfriend-Free girl for over One year and Five months, with the Boyfriend Factor being infinitely high, all you lonesome saps have to summon up courage, or you won’t be able to get [[China|anywhere]]. So here are some tips from me, as well as noted givers of the 411:

* (CWC) When a girl does acknowledge your existence, rather by a simple wave, or as extreme as a hug, forget the Boyfriend-Factor, summon your courage and talk to her. And be sure to ask her if she does have a Boyfriend.
* (CWC) If she does have a Boyfriend, keep her name in mind, because she could help you hook up with a pretty Boyfriend-Free girl in the future.
* ([[Wikipedia:John Tesh|John Tesh]]) If you want to give her a gift right off the bat, give, or send, her a bouquet of flowers, other than the clichéd Roses, and no more. You’ll have plenty of time in the future to give her more.
* (John Tesh) The right time to give her a gift, during your date, is during, of after, desert [''sic''] (especially if you made the desert [''sic''] for her yourself).
* (CWC) If you are meeting her for the first time, just keep a cool head, and be yourself. But if you want a quick list of what to do, here’s my list, courtesy of the [[Sprung]] game for the [[Nintendo]] DS:
* Introduce yourself: try to [[The Creepy Stare|look serious]] on your face; do not [[Fangs|smile big]], and do not use a [[Speech impediment|forceful voice tone]].
* Compliment her: on her [[hair]] or [[eyes]].
* Break the Ice with a [[Christian's sex joke|joke]]: try not to use an [[Twin Falling Towers|offensive joke]]. Or, you can do what I do, if you can, just imitate good ol’ [[Donald Duck]]. Quack! Quack!
* (Depending on the situation), offer to buy her a [[CWC Cola|drink]], or comment on a topic of interest (such as the [[Lovely Weather|weather]]).
* Ask for her name: make it sound kind and fun. For example, you can say, “[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|Do angels like you have names]]?” If she is offended by that, apologize and say that you thought it was a kind way of asking her name. <ref>Fun fact: Chris used this with [[Anna]] in [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]]</ref>
* (I’d add this step) Ask her about herself: where her family [[Molvania|came from]], [[Mary Poppins|favorite movie]] or [[Yellow is a Mellow Color|color]], and other [[Honest Content|fun basic things]] like that. And try to make the conversation fun, because the more fun she has with you, the more likely you are to get her phone number.
* Ask for her phone number: if she does not give it to you now, just give her time, and just hang with her, and she’ll give it to you.
* Ask her for a date: make it immediate, like after work or school. An immediate date shows real interest, or desperation.
*(CWC) Most importantly, DO NOT RUSH Her. You do not want her to feel pressured into a relationship, because then she’ll dump you faster than Sonichu [[Sonichu's Edge|running a mile]]. Give her time; it’s not like you all are going to get married right away, it never is.
* (John Tesh) Your date is very important. If you take her to a party, then you probably feel like you need the support of your friends in front of your girlfriend. If you take her to a movie, you are likely to want her to yourself, and sneak a smooch in the dark. But if you take her to dinner, then you are showing real interest, because you are most able to converse over a [[McDonald's|good meal]].
* (John Tesh) When you want to watch a movie with her, you should pick a romance flick. Since you and she are less likely to feel romantic during any other movie category, like action or horror. And hey, she will most appreciate the love you show by sharing the chick flick, because it shows that you care about her feelings<ref name="news7">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews7.htm Sonichu's News Dash Issue #7 (January/February 2004)]</ref>.}}

===Prelude to [[Silvana]]===
{{quotebox|Issue #7
'''New Rosechu from Outer Space'''

Recently, a black [[Rosechu]] came down from outer space in a fashionable space ship. She came down onto our Earth wreaking havoc by abducting the Sonichu Heroes. But in conjunction with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the Rosechus of Earth rescued all of them. In an interview with [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu, he said, “I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome. She said that she was a female [[Pikachu]] who was hit by a shining light from the Chaos [[Rainbow]].” The Chaos Rainbow was the rainbow made when Super Sonic collided with the Pikachu, on that fateful day in Station Square years ago. And when interviewed, the black Rosechu, who named herself, Silvana, she stated, “I abducted the Sonichus, because it was very lonesome on the moon, there were NO aliens there at all. And when I communicated with Magi-Chan, I was inspired to build my spacecraft with the remains of the shuttle that put me there in the first place." <ref name="news7" />}}

===Chris's letter on ''[[Sprung]]''===
{{quotebox|Issue #8
'''Free Personal AD in Nintendo Power Magazine!'''

I, Christian Weston Chandler, have sent an E-Mail to [[Nintendo Power]]’s “Players’ Pulse” section on January 9, 2005, in response to Nintendo DS’s Sprung game (scanned pages shown above). After receiving my copy of the April, 2005 issue, I was pleasantly surprised to find my E-Mail printed in the “Players’ Pulse” section, with the screen shot (shown to the bottom-right), which I find very appropriate to my current situation. The girl on top says, “YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE MY BOYFRIEND KICKS YOUR ***!” Although, there are a couple of fixes to mend in their print out: the fear I was referring to should be “[[Noviophobia|NOVIOPHOBIA]],” not “NOIOPHOBIA.” Also, since February 24, 2005, I am now 23-years old, and I am looking for an 18-23-year old, Boyfiend-Free, Datable Girl whom I can love and trust. Also, a little time after using the teachings of Sprung, my fear came back like a boomerang<ref name="news8">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews8.htm Sonichu's News Dash Issue #8 (March/April 2004)]</ref>.}}

===Chris's 23rd Birthday===
{{quotebox|Issue #8
'''CWC Had a Happy Birthday Party
'''

Christian Chandler had originally planned to have his party on Thursday, February 24, but then it got snowed out, so it was changed to Saturday, February 26. His party was located at the Fashion Square Shopping Center in [[Charlottesville, Virginia]], by the tree between Abercrombie & Fitch and Pacific Sunwear. A couple of his new-found gal-pals, who all already have Boyfriends, or are otherwise undatable, due to her [[religion]], came by to his party and have partaken in the lovely cake and [[Yellow is a Mellow Color|Mello Yello]] soda pop. They also gave him a very nice present too. His parents were also there, with a present as well, and they told a couple of interesting stories of Christian. Christian, his parents, and his friends, all had a good time, which makes up for Christian’s snowed out 23rd Birthday.<ref name="news8" />}}

===Completion of ''Sonichu'' #0===
{{quotebox|Issue #9
'''Sonichu Comic Book is Completed!'''

Yes, Sonichu fans, the Premiere Hand-Drawn issue of the Sonichu Comic Book has been completed. The project was started with the Cover drawing (see issue #6 of the News Dash for the previous information) back on November 24, [[2004]], and since then, with [[Things Chris has ripped off|random inspiration]] and [[Video games|too many breaks]], the book was completed on March 15, [[2005]]. The Comic includes the first 3 Episodes of our heroic Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, Sonichu, classic strips drawn before the Comic project and two “Advertisements” for possible future games ([[Miyamoto Saga|at least in Christian W. Chandler’s dreams]]). CWC said, “Well, it took a long time, all things considered, but I feel that this Comic is my best work yet. I have also recently made a Sub-Episode that, one may say, started right after the Epilogue in Episode 3; it will be placed exclusively on the Sonichu Site for the fans to see. Also, I’m thinking about a Premiere Issue #1 featuring the story of how [[Black Sonichu]] was created, as well as how [[Sonichu]] and [[Sonic]] the Hedgehog “formally” met. 8) I’ll keep you up to date as I am inspired; until then, keep on “Zappin’ to the Extreme!” On the Sonichu Site, there will be two ways to access the Comic: through a link on the front page, or click on the Back Cover image (shown below) in this issue of the News Dash<ref name="news9">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews9.htm Sonichu's News Dash Issue #9 (April 2005)]</ref>.}}

===Chris plans to hustle Sonichu at a con===
{{quotebox|Issue #9
'''Christian & Sonichu are to Appear at the Anime Convention'''

(So to speak) Christian Chandler plans to attend the Anime Mid Atlantic Convention in Richmond, Virginia on all three days (June 17-19, 2005). Since he has put himself into [[Sonichu]]’s world, he will “[[Cosplay]]” as himself ([[Chris and his Ego|talk about self-respect]], huh?). Also, he will be watching some of the good anime, getting some souvenirs, participating in some of the events and just having a good time. Also, he will have some printed copies of the [[Sonichu 0|Sonichu Premiere Issue #0]] on hand, but if you want a collectable copy, you will have to find him, and ask for one. 
At the convention, as noted for now, there will be quite a selection of special guests attending, such as ADV voice actors, [[Wikipedia:Greg Ayers|Greg Ayers]] and [[Wikipedia:Doug Smith|Doug Smith]], and author [[Wikipedia:Robert V. Aldrich|Robert V. Aldrich]]. CWC hopes that Monica Rial will be there again this year (see News Dash issue #5 for his previous encounter with this lovely Voice Actress)! 8) Also up for fun are the Art Shows, contests, Guest Panels, Workshops, Video Game Room, Vendors to sell [[Anime Wings|Cool Anime items]] (some imported from Japan), and much, much more. To learn more about the Anime Mid-Atlantic convention, regrestration, and where in Richmond, Virginia it is located, visit the website at http://www.animemidatlantic.com<ref name="news9" />.}}

===Chris says goodbye to Sonic X===
{{quotebox|Issue #9
'''Sonic X: Final Episode Review'''

On Saturday, March 26, 2005, the 52nd, and Final Episode of Sonic X was aired on Fox’s “4Kids TV.” And I, Christian Chandler, was sad to know that it was aired, because it seems like yesterday that Episode 1 was aired for the first time. Anyway, I enjoyed the 52nd episode. It seemed short to me, but that was only because there were fewer commercial breaks than usual. My favorite part was when Amy ran to meet and greet Sonic back to their home world. Though Amy shouted very uproariously, she was concerned about if Sonic was ever going to be there for her again, as well as his safety. And I could see in Sonic’s expression that he appreciated Amy’s concern and love; he is one lucky hedgehog to have a girlfriend to care for him like that. And of course, Super Sonic’s entrance was a lot more that extraordinary; it was also a scene to really cheer for! After all, it was none other than Sonic in his Super form (which is a treat to see anyway). Knuckle’s and Rouge’s bought about the Space/Time continuum was ridiculous, and how it ended “ticklish” was a real scream. And Christopher’s All-Grown-Up flashbacks made me feel like Japan may make more Sonic X episodes in the future, as the flashbacks left an opening for upcoming episodes. In short, the Final Episode was a Great one.}}

===New Sonichu comics===
{{quotebox|Issue #10
'''2 Brand Spankin’ New Sonichu Comic Issues!'''

Hey, Hey, Hey! What do I say? I say, I’ve been very busy with Premiere Issues #1 and 2 of my Sonichu Comic Book! Episodes 4-6 feature Black Sonichu’s Origin, How Sonichu and Sonic the Hedgehog met, and the stupidest thing I’ve ever drawn in my life. 8) Also, Sub-Episode explores an actual event that happened to the Intrusive Director, me, Christian Weston Chandler. Also, Random artwork, the ads, and good laughs and parodies. Episodes 7-9 features how Christian got his ability to transform into Chris-Chan Sonichu. As well as Wes-Li Sonichu and Sarahama Rosechu’s Origins, with an Anchuent Prophecy. Also, Sub-Episode 3, two new Home-Drawn ads, and a dedication to Christian’s Best Friend. heck them out on the Sonichu Site by clicking the images (shown below). Also, stay tuned in the near future for Premiere Issue #3, featuring the origin of the Chaotic Combo and more. Zap On!}}

==The ''News Dash!'' Incident, in Chris's own words==
{{quote|Mary Lee Walsh made it illegal to distribute the News Dash; I AM [[Chris and anger|VERY ANGRY]] AT THAT XXXXX! In response, Iplan to incite the [[True and Loyal Fanbase|masses]], and hope they DEMAND the return the News Dash so my chances on [[Love Quest|getting a girlfriend]] can be restored. I have also declared WAR on them as well!|Chris, greatly overestimating his own power<ref>[[Other]]</ref>}}

==Sources==
<references/>
==External links==
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/newdash.htm ''Sonichu's News Dash!'' archive]
*[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuNewsLost1.htm First edition of Issue #2]

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[[File:TheTitanicTruth.jpg|thumb|Lars' ship sunk by the [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]]]]

'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]], an ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]], who had been spreading a [[Nudes|nude photo of her]] around the Internet. Jackie wanted Chris to "scare the crap out of Lars" so that he wouldn't trouble her again.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 2]]</ref> Chris proceeds to sink a [[Lego|LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.

[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] makes a rare appearance at the end; Chris later told Jackie that she was clearing out stink bugs from their filthy home.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 16]]</ref>

Of note in this video is further signs of Chris's [[Chris and health|rapid aging.]] His [[hair]]line is further back than it ever has been, though it appears Chris may have resorted to growing his hair out to hide his premature balding. However, the way it looks makes him look creepier than ever before.

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==Video==
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{{quote|The consequences will never be the same|Chris on breaking LEGO}}

=== Transcript ===

[[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|These guys had no idea what was coming]]

Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of my... dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [''[[Chris and English|means to say "an obsession"]]''], with...model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat!

[''Moves "boat" down to an inverted Lego board'']

[''High pitched voice''] "Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!"

[''Wails and breaks boat apart'']
[[File:Hmmodel.jpg|thumb|Right|What the video is about]]

It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [''Chris clumsily moves the camera down, revealing a skeleton minifigure lying next to the pieces of the boat''.] [''Steps on the "ship"''] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde is Weaker than Water|Weak as dirt]].

[''Points upwards''] [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Jessi_Slaughter The consequences will never be the same.] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my]] [[obesity|muscles]]. [''[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] says "Hello"'']

[''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends'']

==See also==
*[[New Address]]
*[[Twin Falling Towers]], in which Chris mocked another tragedy
==References==
<references/>
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]|nextlink=[[Anti Troll Movement Video1]]}}
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, September 2010| 2010-09-25]]
[[Category:Jackie Saga videos| 2010-09-25]]

IRC (22 December 2008)

2019-03-09T06:21:31Z

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An IRC chat with Chris took place on 22 [[December 2008]]. After some small talk, the chat settled into a Q&A format, with Chris answering questions posed to him by famed trolls [[Cogsdev]] and [[Vivian Gee]]. The majority of the questions were relatively innocent, especially compared to the perverse secrets that [[PandaHalo]] and [[Julie]] tended to extract from him. Were it not for the fact that Chris is Chris and his "fans" hate him, it would be much like any other celebrity interview.

Chris reveals that he'd like to visit Japan, England and France, claims that he's related to Anne Boleyn, and that he'd like to finish fifty full ''Sonichu'' issues in his lifetime. He claims he'd like to work for Archie comics, probably just because they publish the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] comic. He also reaffirms the fact that he's woefully unaware of world events, simply because he doesn't like bad news very much. He also thinks that he's handsome, and claims that his figure is so "good" because he plays ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. The chat ends with a solemn mention of the family of [[Ryan Cash]], foreshadowing the hell that his unstoppable brother [[Clyde]] would rain down upon Chris.

==Transcript==
00:25 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu
 00:25 -!- Guest is now known as Guest1
 00:26 < '''canine'''> OH
 00:26 -!- Guest1 is now known as '''ChrisChanSonichu'''
 00:26 < '''BlueSpike'''> Hi Chris!
 00:26 < '''canine'''> oh damn
 00:26 < '''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Hey.
 00:26 < '''canine'''> hey, chris
 00:26 < '''Cameron_Van_Dierten'''> hey chris
 00:26 < '''ChrisChanSonichu'''> okay, so time for a few Qs to A
 00:26 < '''Cameron_Van_Dierten'''> aye
 00:26 < '''Cameron_Van_Dierten'''> let me go get them
 00:26 < '''Cameron_Van_Dierten'''> brb
 00:26 < '''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ok
 00:26 -!- Irssi: #sonichu: Total of 14 nicks [1 ops, 0 halfops, 0 voices, 13 normal]
 00:27 < '''ChrisChanSonichu'''> is someone going to "+o" me?
 00:27 < '''BlueSpike'''> The one Op is currently away, sorry. D:
 00:27 < '''canine'''> yeah
 00:27 -!- '''cogsdev''' [~obey@Rizon-89714B66.brnt.adsl.virgin.net] has joined #sonichu
 00:27 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''cogsdev'''] by ChanServ
 00:27 < '''canine'''> oh, cool
 00:27 < '''BlueSpike'''> But there we go!
 00:27 < '''BlueSpike'''> Chris is here, Cogs.
 00:27 < '''canine'''> cogs!
 00:27 < '''canine'''> guess who is here
 00:27 < '''Cameron_Van_Dierten'''> cogs, guess whos here
 00:27 < '''canine'''> heh
 00:27 < '''Cameron_Van_Dierten'''> please op CWC yo
 00:27 < '''canine'''> and set #sonichu to moderated
 00:27 < '''canine'''> bitte
 00:28 < '''XanatosVanBadas'''> Hey, Chris!
 00:28 < '''ChrisChanSonichu'''> hey
 00:28 < '''XanatosVanBadas'''> How's it going?
 00:28 < '''XanatosVanBadas'''> :)
 00:28 -!- mode/#sonichu [+m] by '''cogsdev'''
 00:28 <@'''cogsdev'''> Hi Chris, just let me get the questions
 00:29 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''ChrisChanSonichu'''] by '''cogsdev'''
 00:29 < '''canine'''> yeah
 00:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> The first Official Meeting on the PSN's Home in the Sonichu Home Clubhouse will be on Janurary 2, 2009 at 9:00 PM, EST. Still a few slots left open, so first-come, first-serve.
 00:29 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> actually, like about 20 slots or so. :)
 00:29 <@'''cogsdev'''> OK, are you ready to answer some questions?
 00:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> the topic will be a Pre-Upload reading of Episode 18.
 00:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> yep.
 00:30 <@'''cogsdev'''> okay
 00:30 <@'''cogsdev'''> Would you get a tattoo? If so, what would it be of?
 00:30 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> No, I would not get a tattoo.
 00:30 <@'''cogsdev'''> What are your views on todays economic crisis?
 00:31 -!- '''vivitheg''' [~clydethel@Rizon-8189FBA3.hsd1.ca.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu
 00:31 -!- mode/#sonichu [+o '''vivitheg'''] by ChanServ
 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I do not pay attention to bad news details.
 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> so, no opinion.
 00:31 <@'''cogsdev'''> What are three things you wish to accomplish before you die?
 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> although, I am aware of them.
 00:31 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> hmm...
 00:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu''' Marry my Female Sweetheart and have our daughter for one; that's a given.
 00:32 -!- Jerkhief [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu
 00:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> finish my comic series with numerous comics at least.
 00:32 -!- Jerkhief [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has left #sonichu []
 00:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> by numerous, I mean at least 50 books
 00:32 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> uh...
 00:33 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and live my life like I normally do.
 00:34 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and better.
 00:34 <@'''cogsdev'''> a fan writes: "Last time you said you won the Parappa the Rapper contest, but I looked it up and it said someone named Adam Stackhouse had won! Was there a mistake made?"
 00:34 -!- asdf1XX0 [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu
 00:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I was in the Top Ten to win the one grand prize, and the remaining 9 to win a copy of the PSP game, PSP-1000 skins, charm and hat.
 00:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I WON one of the 9 PSP games.
 00:35 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> and all that.
 00:35 <@'''cogsdev'''> okay
 00:35 <@'''cogsdev'''> What countries in the world you would like to visit and why?
 00:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Japan; Anime and Videogames and culture.
 00:36 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-BFC8F9D4.hsd1.ma.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu
 00:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> England.
 00:36 -!- Guest is now known as Guest34111
 00:36 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> France
 00:37 <@'''cogsdev'''> any others?
 00:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> those two, because I'm part British, French and Cherokee; I'm a decendant from Anne Bolyn's Family; in relation to her being an aunt.
 00:37 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *mother of Queen Elizabeth I
 00:37 <@'''cogsdev'''> ah
 00:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> no others come up at the moment.
 00:38 <@'''cogsdev'''> okay
 00:38 <@'''cogsdev'''> What is your favorite brand of underwear?
 00:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Maybe Australia.
 00:38 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> FOTL
 00:38 <@'''cogsdev'''> Who would you rather have publish the Sonichu comic? DC, Marvel, Dark Horse, or some other publishing company?
 00:39 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Archie Comics
 00:39 <@'''cogsdev'''> a concerned fan writes: "You mentioned there being a Sonichu Clubhouse on Playstation Home. I went to check it out and found nothing there! What happened?"
 00:40 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> a bug with Home Beta; removes all furniture behind my back, and I have to boot up my Namco Museum Beta to even bring up my Arcade Machines and Namco Chairs.
 00:40 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *all furniture in the Clubhouse.
 00:40 -!- asdf1XX0 [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has left #sonichu []
 00:40 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I still have majority of the furniture in my apartment/summer house
 00:40 -!- Sonichu_Fan [~chatzilla@Rizon-7599AD8.phil.east.verizon.net] has joined #sonichu
 00:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> still need to regain my echochrome and Ice Breaker unlocks.
 00:41 <@'''cogsdev'''> From CutieBolt54: "Do you like going to the doctor/dentist? Needles and drills and stuff scare me!"
 00:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> AFTER Sony fixes that bug.
 00:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I have no fears with docs or dentists.
 00:41 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Eh, What's Up, Doc?
 00:42 <@'''cogsdev'''> What ever happened to Bill the Scientist?
 00:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> How should I know what happens to Bill? That's NOA's thing.
 00:42 <@'''cogsdev'''> oh, i thought he was your creation
 00:42 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> assumed wrong.
 00:43 <@'''cogsdev'''> ah okay
 00:43 <@'''cogsdev'''> We all know Britney Spears is the one for you musically. However, would you consider checking out and reviewing music from bands such as Front 242, Ministry, The Sisters of Mercy, Fields of the Nephilim, Killing Joke, Skinny Puppy, etc.?
 00:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I am open-minded to all artists.
 00:43 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> so yes
 00:44 <@'''cogsdev'''> here's another: What did you think of Episode One of Star Wars?
 00:44 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu>''' I've enjoyed 5/6 Episodes, and Clone Wars; didn't see EP3 yet.
 00:45 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> although I am aware of 3's story.
 00:45 <@'''cogsdev'''> We know now that the PS3 is your best life upgrade ever. What could top that?
 00:45 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> my Female Sweetheart.
 00:45 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> 'cha
 00:46 <@'''cogsdev'''> Chris, what do you think is your most desirable trait?
 00:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> that depends on the woman's P.O.V.; my handsomness, gentleman charms, sharp, smart wit, etc.
 00:47 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> possibly good in bed, but that's to be determined.
 00:47 <@'''cogsdev'''> a fan writes: A friend said that he did not like Sonichu, so I gave him a kick the in teeth! Was that right to do?
 00:49 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> well, he/she is entitled to his/her opinion, and violence over a petty detail of disintrest is discouraged. BUT if he/she/them put up a hate site, send threat letters or act violent physically or deep in emotions, then they deserve a good kick in the head.
 00:50 <@'''cogsdev'''> in a similar vein: If a troll were to confront you in real life with violent intentions, what would you do?
 00:50 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it depends...
 00:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu>''' if the troll was easy to recognize, then I would confront, give a good talk-to, then if he/she strikes me after that, then I'd strike back.
 00:51 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> if NOT easy to recognize...
 00:52 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> unless that person makes it obvious IRL, like a upfront self-introduction and strikes, then I'd just be on my peaceful way.
 00:53 <@'''cogsdev'''> Have you played any MMORPGs? (massively multiplayer online role playing games)
 00:53 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Warhawk.
 00:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> oh, you mean like warhammer; no.
 00:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> warcraft?
 00:54 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> not played either, btw
 00:55 <@'''cogsdev'''> okay
 00:55 <@'''cogsdev'''> If you could have any girl in the world, fictionalor non fictional, who would it be?
 00:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> is Warhawk considered a MMORPG?
 00:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ...
 00:55 <@'''cogsdev'''> i didn't know it was an RPG
 00:55 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> INS either, but I'm just asking.
 00:56 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ...
 00:56 <@'''cogsdev'''> well, from what i saw of it, it was a shooter, but i haven't played so i'm not sure
 00:56 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ok
 00:56 <@'''cogsdev'''> but moving on to the next question: If you could have any girl in the world, fictional or non fictional, who would it be?
 00:57 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Britney Spears.
 00:57 <@'''cogsdev'''> What do you like about Japanese culture, and what would you do in Japan?
 00:58 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> their technology, kung-fu, ninja, peaceful ways of life outside of violence. SHOP for Playable Games on my Game Boy, GBA, DS or PSP at least.
 00:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> as well as explore.
 00:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Region-Free Code.
 00:59 <@'''cogsdev'''> Why do you think so many people give you hate?
 00:59 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> UMD Movies have a Region Code, so that's a no-go.
 01:00 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> they're probably jealous, but they have nothing to be jealous of; I'm only a simple human being, with life's ups and downs; outcast-like, so much that can be learned about me, like most others, etc.
 01:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> *and to be understood.
 01:01 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I'll take one more question for now.
 01:01 <@'''cogsdev'''> okay
 01:02 <@'''cogsdev'''> oh i lost the question list hold on a second please
 01:02 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> ok
 01:03 <@'''vivitheg'''> I got it cogs.
 01:03 <@'''vivitheg'''> How much exercise do you get a day to keep up such a good figure?
 01:05 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Plenty; I play Guitar Hero, Rock Revolution or Rock Band (FINALLY RELEASED THE PATCH for Rock Band; I can play it NOW with my PS3 Les Paul!)
 01:05 <@'''vivitheg'''> just some final comments before you leave
 01:05 <@'''vivitheg'''> A gay fan just wants to say: I just want you to know that despite your hatred for my kind, I want you to know that you are really handsome.
 01:06 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-E56A4103.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has joined #sonichu
 01:06 -!- Guest [~Guest@Rizon-E56A4103.hsd1.ga.comcast.net] has quit []
 01:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> thank you, yet I feel wierded; no offense.
 01:07 <@'''vivitheg'''> And Ryan Cash's family (the boy who commited suicide over Sonichu) wants to let you know that they hope his departure from his mortal coil has not affected you that much.
 01:07 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> it is a sad loss, and I offer my condolences to the family.
 01:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I've had an emotional moment, but I'm okay now.
 01:08 <@'''vivitheg'''> Do you have a message for the family?
 01:08 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> Try to move on and live life as peacefully as possible; I'm sure Ryan would have wanted his family to be happy as much as possible.
 01:09 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I know that God and Jesus would have told them the same thing from the bible.
 01:11 <@'''ChrisChanSonichu'''> I gtg; I'll answer more questions after the Holiday season. Peace and Merry Christmas, Happy Haunaka, Happy Chaunaka, Happy Kawanza, and all the rest of the holidays as well. :)
 01:11 -!- '''ChrisChanSonichu''' [~Guest@Rizon-1CC9B2F5.hsd1.va.comcast.net] has quit [Quit: '''ChrisChanSonichu''']
 01:11 -!- mode/#sonichu [-m] by '''cogsdev'''
 01:11 -!- Sonichu_Fan is now known as Jerkhief
 01:11 -!- '''cogsdev''' changed the topic of #sonichu to: Chris-chan Hate Chat Please Change Nick By Typing /nick yourname REMEMBER TO STAY STRAIGHT!!! ALL TROLLS WILL GET A GREAT BIG HUG

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I'll Never Leave You, Ivy

2019-03-09T06:21:30Z

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'''"I'll Never Leave You, Ivy"''' is the fifth song off of ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]''. It is [[Chris]]'s version of "[[Wikipedia:Wuthering Heights (song)|Wuthering Heights]]" by [[Wikipedia:Kate Bush|Kate Bush]]. Said song is notoriously difficult to sing thanks to Kate's high-pitched and fluctuating vocal style (which you can naturally hear in the background while Chris drones away in his signature monotone), so it shouldn't be a surprise to anybody that Chris is unable to retain the spirit of the original song.

Ironically, the title "I'll Never Leave You, Ivy" turned out to be correct, because [[Ivy]] dumped Chris before he had a chance to leave her.

==The Song==
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| stardate = [[April 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Ivy|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Love]]}}
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===Lyrics===
[''sung over Kate Bush's "Wuthering Heights"'']

Out on our winding, front lawn
 We'd stroll and grace our green
 You have a great flare like my emotions
 [[Heart level|Heart felt, so happy.]]
 [[Ivy#July|Please never leave me]]
 When I would've felt unwound and lost
 I cared for you, I loved you, too.

Bad [[dreams]] in the night
 You told me not to give up the fight
 Leave behind my [[autism|autistic]], autistic, autistic shell...

[[Ivy]], it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way
Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

Ooh, it gets dark! It gets lonely,
 While you are not by my side
 I pine a lot. I find the lot
 Falls through without you.
 I am still here, love
 Sweetest Ivy, my one dream
 My [[heartsweet]]

Too long I roamed in the night, before I found your sweet voice
 I'll leave my past,
 We remain here in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]], Ruckersville, Ruckersville, [[Virginia]].

 Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way
 Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

 Ooh! Let me have it.
 [[Chris_and_religion#Chris_the_Shaman|Let me grab your soul away.]]
 Ooh! Let me have it.
 Let me grab your soul away.
 You know it's me--Cathy!

Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

Ivy, it's me, I’m Christian, I've come home and I'll never leave you in any way

[''Occasional mumblings and a random "Ivy" can be heard up until the end'']

{{Hedgehog Boys}}
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]
[[Category:Music]]

October 2017 tweets

2019-03-09T06:21:28Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by Eamoo

{{see also|October 2017 Facebook posts|October 2017 Patreon posts}}
This page archives Chris's [[tweets]] from [[October 2017]].

==Chris assaults Claire with emojis==
1 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/ClaireMCorlett/status/914555581846786048 Claire Corlett].

{{quotebox|Who’s Most Likely To Create the Most Art (any media, be it Musical, Drawing, Needlework, etcetera) in a Single Day or Week? 📸📹🖼📔✏️🖍📝📚🎵🎶🖊✂️📿💎}}

==REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DRUMPH!!!!!!==
1 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/tarastrong/status/914657982020960256 Tara Strong] raging about Trump and Hurricane Maria.

{{quotebox|That’s an upsetting bummer, and I’ve clicked and read all the preceding tweets. Frigging Drumpf! He Has Little Heart! 😤}}

==Chris offers relationship advice, Twitter edition==
1 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/JaJamesa92/status/914650942917758976 @JaJamesa92]

{{quotebox|I wrote a poetic post in response to someone else who was having a similar problem.}}

He then linked to the [[September_2017_Facebook_posts#Chris_attempts_to_offer_relationship_advice|Facebook post]] in question and continued

{{quotebox|In short: Make Many Friends; Keep an Open Heart; find your Sweetheart from within your circle. Read the full post for more details.}}
{{quoteboxred|in short: "make friends first and expect one of those friends to eventually fall in love with you" basically what you said.}}
{{quotebox|Guess What? It Happened to me, and It Happens Popularly!!!}}

==Chris is mad at a ween==
1 October

In response to a Twitter fight between [https://mobile.twitter.com/spicyart1998/status/914681113771159553 @spicyart198 and @JaJamesa92]

{{quotebox|I do not stalk people. Please, Quit making my supportive and neutral comments and responses something they are Not.}}

==Chris and the Vegas Shooting==
2 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/MelissaJoanHart/status/914867350033387520 Melissa Joan Hart].

{{quotebox|I hear you. 🌸🌸🌸}}

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/914964982009274368 Cathy Weseluck].

{{quotebox|Yep. No matter the people count, this one is just as sad as the other past shootings. #RememberPulse #LoveIsLove Kindness Helps Everyone! 🌸}}

==Chris eggs on a white knight==
2 October

In response to @JaJamesa92's continued Twitter slapfight with weens

{{quotebox|You go, girl! I thank you for not only your support and counters to the bullies, but also your own wisdom and attitude. You Rock! 😊🤘🎵🎶}}

==Be Fearless, Be Kind==
2 October

{{quotebox|This is Awesome! Thank you, Hasbro, for reminding us. I Pledge, as best as I can, I Will #BeFearlessBeKind!}}

==Mini Commodore 64==
2 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/gamespot/status/914973325998350338 Gamespot].

{{quotebox|I would take a Full Size version, if it had the ports that allowed to plug in not only the [[Commodore 64|C64]] cartridges, but the C64 Floppy Disk Drive too}}

==Chris snaps, bickers with weens==
2 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/KaisarDragon/status/914863553798184962 this tweet] in @JaJamesa92's continued interactions with Chris's weens.

{{quoteboxred|Chris has proven he doesn't want help only attention and has done the alienating all on his own. Now the best that can be done: containment}}
{{quotebox|News For You, Kaisar, but I Have actually already had received Help, Locally. Why You didn’t get the memo was because I can’t fully /1}}
{{quotebox|receive Help from people who are beyond a certain distance from me; my needs were Emotional, and you don’t win friends with insincerity /2}}
{{quotebox|and lack of being able to Actually be there for me. I Learned That the Tough Way with my theoretical exes. And I am not only better and /3}}
{{quotebox|able to love myself with some dependability, I am a Lovely Woman, and as mental as I may be, This Bitch (me) Will Not be Contained! /4}}
{{quotebox|Put That up your Pipe and A-Holes and Smoke Up, you Dopey Bullies!}}

==Chris denies attempting to commission porn from Doopie==
2 October

In response to @Hippostabber arguing with @JaJamesa92 over Doopie (Note: the first "she" refers to Doopie)

{{quoteboxred|She did ignore her than she made creepy videos, drawings, requested porn, and even a alt acct to interact with her so she told chris off.}}
{{quotebox|I did Not request porn from her; she had an NSFW account on Patreon, and since I liked her drawing style, I was curious. As for the /1}}
{{quotebox|Suggestion I had made, Not a Request, I was being Supportive and presenting another media topic she might have liked to check out. /2}}
{{quotebox|As for the videos and drawings, I was acting in her defense, since She was getting Harassment from the Bullies, Not Me. My tweet number /3}}
{{quotebox|is Pittance in comparison to the Number of Offensive Tweets, Mislabeling me and my support from the Bullies. I even took the drawing /4}}
{{quotebox|a bit further, as I had thought the Planet Dolan crew would have been happy to support and defend Doopie from You Bullying Lot. And as /5}}
{{quotebox|it Had been My fault on that #NationalGirlfriendTweet that started the whole mess, that was Why I chose whole-heartedly to Harass Me /6}}
{{quotebox|instead of Doopie or Anyone Else who was being harassed with the mis-content from Years Ago from me taken Out Of Context, Mind you, /7}}
{{quotebox|because Harassing Anyone at Anyone else’s Expense is Just Plain Wrong, Bullying, and Uncouth!}}

==No GF for movie date==
6 October

{{quotebox|Waiting for my FRIENDS to watch the MLP Movie With! My Girlfriend is unsurprisingly Absent! She Broke Up With Me, because of my Fan Base!!!}}

==Advertising the MLP Movie==
6 October
{{quotebox|The Prequel Book: Worth It! And the movie: Awesome Movie. Go See It! You will Love It Too. 🌈🦄 }}

==Chris compliments a VA==
6 October
In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/AndreaLibman/status/916340504698044417 Andrea Libman]

{{quotebox|You all were Awesome in the movie; it was very well-written; I Loved It, and my friends did too. 🌸🌸🌸}}

==???==
6 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/ILoveKPAlot/status/916479853226012674 @ILoveKPAlot]

{{quotebox|Balloon Discord!}}

==There's a difference between fame and infamy Chris==
7 October

{{quotebox|I realize I am famous like a princess; I have obligations to keep as many people, and Loved close ones, happy. I try, but it is difficult. }}
{{quotebox|I try, but I can’t always succeed, especially if it is not making myself happy as well. @KSheridanVoice and @tarastrong share that with me.}}
{{quoteboxred|of course it was a link to stalking non-responding actresses.}}
{{quotebox|I am not stalking anyone. Please, quit saying that.}}

==CWCville is in Mexico City==
7 October

{{quotebox|Also, a spot of Trivia: Cwcville, Virginia’s Zip Code: it is 16429.}}

==And now back to pony==
7 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/AndreaLibman/status/916758582724509696 Andrea Libman]

{{quotebox|Songird Serenade and Rainbow!!!}}

==Dream Lounge==
7 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/Merryweatherey/status/916764193356959744 Merryweatherey]

{{quotebox|I do like this comparison art piece a lot. It’s funny, although I Do would like a few, but I do not have any ruffled skirts like that one. 😉}}
{{quotebox|17 lady’s waist size, if you please.}}

==Chris encourages ILoveKPAlot==
8 October
In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/ILoveKPAlot/status/916874021433675776 @ILoveKPAlot]

{{quotebox|I hear you, KP. I am coming around myself in dusting off the old memories to shed some light for my “Christorians”. I know there are 1/}}
{{quotebox|...and will be people who will want to document your stories as well, to prevent the type of harassment upon you for future generations. /2}}
{{quotebox|As @KSheridanVoice told me after I told her a bit of my trolling problems, “You’ve made it.” (Successfully). Welcome to our club, friend. 😊🌸}}

==Chris on MLP's Season Finale==
8 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/MissLadyLikely/status/916872047489413120 @MissLadyLikely]
{{quotebox|You will not be disappointed; we get continuity from the Legendary Stories told prior to this in Season 7. Really Good two-parter.}}

==More Pony==
8 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/tarastrong/status/916960536046325760 Tara Strong]

{{quotebox|Is that the same reaction you offer for those who find similarity to Twilight in ourselves? Or is it more like this? 😊🌸 }}

==Chris attempts to fight stupid with stupid==
8 October

{{quotebox|Work It Out! And then Colour! }}
Chris then posted a link to the day's Patreon update
{{quoteboxred|Try burpees chris, best thing to lose weight}}
{{quotebox|Blippidy, Blippidy Booty-Loo; Blippidy, Blippidy Moo. Go eat some Meatloaf, dummy.}}

==Chris continues to stalk an 18 year old VA==
8 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/ClaireMCorlett/status/917122178985771008 Claire Corlett announcing her Patreon]

{{quotebox|Great presentation. 🌸}}

==Yet more pony==
9 October

{{quotebox|Hey, @AndreaLibman , Happy Pinkie Pie Day! }}

Responding to [https://mobile.twitter.com/Star_Side141/status/916938255920095232 @Star__Side141]

{{quotebox|That Is Kawaii! 🌸}}

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/ILoveKPAlot/status/917457524328222721 @ILoveKPAlot]

{{quotebox|Huh?}}
{{quotebox|Perhaps in the fact of how much chaos there was in the movie, that was not of his personal doing, then I would agree.}}

In response to a [https://mobile.twitter.com/MLPMovie/status/917434502149894144 @MLPMovie] tweet announcing a minor contest

{{quotebox|When Fizzlepop Berrytwist reveals her name at the end!}}

Replying to a tweet from Claire Corlett
{{quotebox|I will pray for your success; best of luck for you on your new endeavor, Claire. 🌸}}

==Avocados==
9 October

Chris replied to [https://mobile.twitter.com/ClaireMCorlett/status/917478754338799617 Claire Corlett]

{{quotebox|I like avacados, and healthy, gooey Guacamole too! 😊🌸}}

==Random Access Gamecube==
9 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/cinnacutie/status/917489002319699975 @cinnacutie]

{{quotebox|Time for the Fall Holidays in “Animal Crossing, for Nintendo GameCube! Mum’s the word.”}}

==Fake Craigslist==
9 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/MissLadyLikely/status/917506676814766081 @MissLadyLikely]

{{quotebox|I did not have a Craigslist ad.}}

{{quotebox|This Craigslist Ad is Not me; I felt need to inform y’all. Report it if you feel need so. (link: https://charlottesville.craigslist.org/crg/d/custom-sonichu-and-rosechu/6339594963.html)}}

==And now for a different Hasbro property==
9 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/EmGo316/status/917127820186390529 @EmGo316]

{{quotebox|Good! Just watched your new Powerglide review. I have something cute you could have done for the skit. 1/}}
{{quotebox|Powerglide: “Ow! He walked over me! He broke my heart! Look at it!” /2}}
{{quotebox|Bumblebee: “Looks fine to me.” Powerglide: “Aaaauuugghhhh!!!” /3}}

==Chris is still egotistical==
10 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/BruhOgerLord/status/916721280694366209 @BruhOgerLord]

{{quotebox|Being like a princess and sharing how I feel isn’t positive enough for you?}}

==Wut?==
10 October

{{quotebox|“Remember, that day in September, in the rain”, and in the sunlight! 😊}}

==Frogs==
10 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/CathyWeseluck/status/917869187791446016 Cathy Weseluck]

{{quotebox|This frog’s not in a coconut tree. Not a Carribian amphibian, but he’s still cute anyway! Ribbit! 😊}}

==Fanart==
10 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/handofgalochio/status/917917108905922560 @handofgalochio]

{{quotebox|Keep it up; complete her; I would delight in meeting her through your piece. 😊🌸}}

==Chris and a white knight==
10 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/JaJamesa92/status/917915721778253824 @JaJamesa92]

{{quotebox|As long as you are feeling happy with & about yourself, doing what you like doing, you’re meeting your own #1 goal: taking care of yourself. You Go, Girl! 🌸}}

==Chris finds out about Rosechu's Story, is confused by the title==
10 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/handofgalochio/status/917910971636703234 @handofgalochio]

{{quotebox|Colour me confused, but do you mean Rosechu’s story in my pages and art, or a fan story I’m not aware yet titled “Rosechu’s Story”?}}

==Chris confuses fire retardant for fire==
10 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/MelissaJoanHart/status/917933692131065857 Melissa Joan Hart]
{{quotebox|WOAHLY CRAP!!!}}

{{quotebox|Although looking at the photo, it appears the jet caught on fire and started it. Regardless, many prayers for all affected in California. 🌸}}

Note: The picture posted by Hart clearly showed a plane dumping red chemicals onto the fire.

==#NationalComingOutDay==
11 October

{{quotebox|Sharing my kindness and support to Everyone in our SLBTQ communities: Be Yourselves; Not Afraid! 🌈🎵🎶🏳️‍🌈🌸❤️ #NationalComingOutDay}}

Note: Chris forgot to put the G in "SLGBTQ".

==POLITICS HOOOOO!!!!==
11 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/tarastrong/status/918123838428213250 Tara Strong] talking yet again about [https://mobile.twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/918112884630093825 President Trump].

{{quotebox|I get your point. But despite politics, I, for one, among a great number of people, continue to stand strong for myself, and for all /1}}
{{quotebox|who are in my communities; sharing and spreading kindness and compassion with everyone, including the downtrodden! Bring us your /2}}
{{quotebox|questioning and undecided people; we’ll show them kindness and support in figuring out who that person is for themselves! We Are Kind! /3}}
{{quotebox|We Are Strong! We Are Loved! We Are All the People of this World! United for each other! Don’t fear approaching us for emotional support! 🌸🌈}}

==Chris wants fanartists to send him work==
11 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/MLPNightStar/status/918138537148669953 @MLPNightStar]

{{quotebox|Perhaps, but then those pages would Not be bound into a single book, would they? I’m paying for printing and shipping of My Book.}}

==Misc==
11 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/lana_rain/status/918143713272004609 @lana_rain]

{{quotebox|That’s interesting; I definitely see that for you. I just watched the intro video for onlyfans. Good food for thought. Thanks, Lana. 🌸}}

Chris then posted [youtu.be/IYzlVDlE72w a song]

{{quotebox|Just saying, but this is a really good song.}}

==Misc MLP stuff==
12 October

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/hotdiggedydemon/status/918515460731277312]

{{quotebox|I send kind and good vibes and prayers your way, Max. You’re okay. 😊🌸}}

==Chris misses Jessica==
12-13 October

{{quotebox|*sigh*
I miss her... — feeling melancholy}}
{{quotebox|I Miss My Sweetheart! You Bullying People Scared Her Off!!! Night Star and Diamond Melody are Still a Loving Couple! }}
{{quotebox|Should ANYONE’s Fan Base Have to be intimidating about that person to Anyone Else?!!! Is My Fan Base That God-Awful? 😭 God, Help Us. }}
{{quotebox|By the way, Please Do Not Message me pretending to be her; I will not respond; I am not falling for it. — feeling melancholy}}

==Autographing his own copy of a SJW comic==
13 October

[[File:Lifeofbria cwc sig.jpg|thumb|200px]]

In response to [https://mobile.twitter.com/LifeofBria/status/915970522365681664 @LifeofBria]

{{quotebox|Hey. I just got my copies of your book. Did you get enough for your surgery?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|Not quite. But i'll get there soon enough :)}}
{{quotebox|I pray for your success. Best of Blessings for you. 🌸}}
{{quotebox|@LifeofBria Thank you for your note in my copy of the book. I put my sig in the back cover. Thank you for liking me too. Stay Awesome! 🌸😊 }}

==Trans-formers==
13 October

{{quotebox|Just a last thought for today. G1 Arcee is Not Only the Leading Lady Of #Transformers, but Also the leading #Transwoman too! #IDWComics }}
{{quotebox|She Was a guy, and Galvatron’s Twin Brother, before Jhiaxis experimented on him to become Her (against his will), but she likes being woman!}}

==Possible cameo in MLP==
14 October

[[File:Cwc-notices-pony.png|thumb|200px]]

{{quotebox|I was just made aware of this speculation from the MLP Zappelin episode. I highly doubt that Unicorn was based from myself.}}

{{quotebox|The only way to confirm or bust this is by the testimony from Tara or someone official on the MLP staff.}}

{{quotebox|Aside from that, I would rather be on there, [[Chris and reality|personally voicing my OC pony]], Night Star.}}

==Writing advice==
16 October

@handofgalochio:

{{quoteboxgreen|I hate having an OC I am not doing anything with. What should I do with Luna?}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Clear and open your mind and heart to your Luna; ask her what he/she has been doing in their world since you last talked. Depending on what or how much Luna tells you, do as much as you feel deemed appropriate. If Luna tells a LOT; Story, or a Little: short.}}

==Sonichu 0 and 15 cover comparison==
17 October

@AmbientParallel:

{{quoteboxgreen|Looking just as amazing when you started back in 2004, well over a decade of guaranteed quality.}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|Put the cover side by side with the Sonichu 0 Cover; I have improved quite well over the years.}}

==Accepting paid interviews==
20 October

{{quotebox|Want to Interview Me? You May Now; accepting PAID Interviews. Email sonichumanager@gmail.com to set it up. Payment First and Upfront!}}

==Tokyo Treat==
21 October

{{quotebox|I have just sampled the Kirin Chocolate Mint Tea: 😊 in a divine tea blend, the blend of chocolate and mint makes this beverage Heavenly!}}

==Hirtes is impotent==
24 October

Chris replied to one of the many accounts used by [[Michael Hirtes]].

{{quotebox|While your comments do come into my view, I take them with the grain of salt, and shield my emotions and mind from your spite.}}

==BBW==
24 October

PrincessPony222:

{{quoteboxgreen|Will you draw me a bbw version of Sonichu?
}}

Chris:

{{quotebox|What is “bbw”?}}

==On furries==
25 October

In response to [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/923381673575796738 a tweet war between Michael Hirtes and a white knight]:

{{quotebox|Not all people who identify as furries are bad.}}

==Anti-Bullying==
26 October

{{quotebox|🤔BULLYING IS NOT OK AT ANY AGE...WOULD LOVE TO SEE 3 FRIENDS COPY & PASTE.😡}}

==Clogged shower drain==
26 October

{{quotebox|I vote there be Two bath tubs in each household for when one clogs up and you can’t wait for the Liquid Plumber to work to shower. Ugh.}}

==Night Star Rosechu racing==
28 October

{{quotebox|Look who is catching up on Two! Night Star Rosechu!!! :D

[[File:Night Star Rosechu runs.jpg ‎|200px]]}}

==On blocking trolls==
27 October

andiemations:

{{quoteboxgreen|I've blocked 5 accounts by them and they just keep trying to follow me. 🙃 Guess I'll be blocking this kid forever lol}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|I would have advised and done the same thing; the bad trolls are persistent. [[Michael Hirtes|You block one, that same one comes back behind a different mask/account. Nowadays, I just make sure I do not have notifications turned on with this kid, and let him go on]]; ignore the kid. He’ll get bored from the lack of responses and acknowledgment sooner or later. I put anything of my past bad trolls Long behind me years ago in 2011, around when my father passed on. But I digress.}}

{{tweets}}

Katie Bay

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{{Quote|You KNOW YOURSELF after the EXTENSIVE ONLINE HISTORY that I AM THE REAL DEAL, so WHY DID YOU FINAL VOTE FOR THAT BROWN IMPOSTOR? I am on an emotional edge right now, and I apologize for raising my voice like that. I implore you, Kate, PLEASE change your Vote. I had just dedicated TWO White Stripe Songs for you during a recent KCWC Lite Everything Lunch Hour.|Chris rages at Katie<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]</ref>}}

'''Katie Bay''' was a friend of [[Samantha Thaddeus]]. Chris acted as Katie to email Samantha in a bid to derail the PS3 hacking saga.<ref>[[Katie Bay E-mails]]</ref> Chris also emailed her from [[July 2009|July]] to [[September 2009]]. She acted as a judge for the [[Singstar Challenge]], and enraged Chris by voting for [[Liquid]] instead.
==See also==
*[[Katie Bay E-mails]]
*[[Katie Bay E-mails 2]]
*[[Katie Bay E-mails 3]]
*[[Katie Bay E-mails 4]]
*[[Katie Bay E-mails 5]]
*[[Katie Bay E-mails 6]]

{{references}}

==External link==
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/katiebaybug katiebaybug] on [[YouTube]]
{{Emails}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Bay, Katie}}
[[Category:Trolls]]

Cwcsicle

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{{Honest}}
[[Image:CWCSICLE.jpg|thumb|Chris' previous experience with freezing his johnson.]]

'''Cwcsicle''' is a name of a video log entailing [[Chris]] sticking his [[duck]] in the snow for 15 minutes. It was made as part of the ''[[Wikipedia:Jackass 3D|Jackass 3D]]'' Prank Contest, in which the person who submitted the best prank would get to appear in ''Jackass 3D''. Needless to say, Chris did not win, as he violated both the rules and common sense; most ''Jackass''-style pranks are quite dangerous, so sending video footage (as opposed to plans or sketches) wasn't allowed.<ref>http://jackass-3d-contest.wonderhowto.com/blog/jackass-3d-prank-contest-0118504/</ref>

Chris also claims that it is impossible to change the onboard clock on one's cellphone; this is obviously untrue, but Chris may have automatic update of date and time on his [[Wikipedia:Motorola W315|Motorola W315]] and be too dim to know that it can be turned off. He may have feigned ignorance about this, in order to lie about the duration for which he performed this act of complete idiocy.

It is split into five parts: 100_2123 through 7.MOV. These titles seem to suggest that it was made in [[February 2010]]. Prior to the selling of the [[Autographed Photos]], it was the most recently-released work to feature the [[medallion]].

==Videos==

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| name = CWCsicle
| video = {{#ev:youtube|PjRRL4i6QZA}}
| stardate =
| subject = {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{SafetyParka|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}, {{Live|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

==Transcripts==
===100_2123.MOV (0:25)===
''[Christian stands in his snow-covered backyard. He is dressed quite heavily, pointing the camera at himself [[Chris and cinematography|with a rather shaky hand]].]'' Hi, I'm Christian Chandler, uh, this is "[[Random-access humor|Frozen Stalactite]]". [''attempts to tilt camera towards crotch, thankfully missing it entirely.''] I'm gonna put my dick in the snow [''aims it back at his face''] and I'm gonna leave it in there for about 15 minutes. Currently it's 12:38 [''holds up his phone with his free hand''] according to my cellphone clock. If there's one clock you can not change, it's the one on your cellphone. [''pans camera down, revealing that he's buried himself waist-deep, then pans back up''] Okay, see ya'll in 15 minutes.

===100_2124.MOV (0:07)===
[''holding up phone''] Yeah, about 6 minutes in now. Whooh. Boy, it's cold. I've had p--[''video abruptly ends'']

===100_2125.MOV (0:10)===
[''carrying on from where the former left off, albeit with a little more urgency''] About 6 minutes in now. I've had previous experiences with, uh, freezing my dick, and I've even stretched it a bit. Right. I'll be checking back in se-in 7.

===100_2126.MOV (0:22)===
A-alrighty, it's 12:53 [''nearly beans himself in the face with his PSEye lens''] Let's pull me out. ENYGH! [''gets up and nearly loses balance. The camera goes out of focus, although Chris can be heard shivering. It then turns to focus on his crotch, with his pickle thankfully quite out of view. The sound of something scraping the mic can be heard as he examines his genitals.''] Feels blue. [''we go out of focus as we see Chris's duck. Not only is it within view, it has turned bright red and the camera is upside down. Shortly after, the camera turns away.''] Look at all that snow all over me. There's the hole it was in. [''we finally turn to Chris's face''] Heh. Kids, that is definitely something--[''video abruptly ends.'']

===100_2127.MOV (0:06)===
Everybody, I dare say that is one stunt you should not try at home. Peace out. [''We turn away and the camera is set down.'']

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
*[https://archive.org/details/cwcsicle Uncensored version]

{{LeakedVideos}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, February 2010]]
[[Category:Leaked videos]]
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]
[[Category:Certain videos of the naughty nature]]

Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response

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'''Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response''' is a video Chris uploaded on July 14, 2017. This is one of the few videos during the [[Financhu Crisis]] that wasn't made for the sole purpose of getting cash from [[weens]]. It's a bit difficult to hear Christian talk through all of the rats and insects living in his house, but if you listen closely near the end, you can hear [[Barbara Chandler|Snorlax's]] glorious war cry.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Soda Awawawawa Puccho Candy Response
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wiQeQ--egZg}}
| stardate = 14 [[July 2017]]
| saga = {{Financhu Crisis|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{Toothpastetube|text}}
| previous = [[CLog 07072017]]
| next = [[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|Pledge today to receive an autographed copy of a Sonichu book per month, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and more to come.
<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>
Direct Donations are also accepted.

<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10</nowiki>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.
via YouTube Capture}}

===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' [''in a slightly more high-pitched voice than usual, suggesting he is slowly going insane''] Hello, everybody, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, with [''takes breath''] ''something really''... ''completely''... ''dah-ifferent''. I present to you—if you ever get to try this, or a similar candy—''AWAWAWAWA'' Puccho balllll-soda... with fizzy-outer ty-outer types.. coating... that makes it fizz like soda in your mouth. Look at the image! [''under his breath''] If I can get it to the camera... [''makes a fizzing sound effect''] Fizzy, fizzy, fizzy. It's good, but, ''for a while'', it's quite sour, I warn ya'. This is a live reactio—
 
'''Barb:''' What in the hell!
 
'''Chris:''' ...this is a live reaction. Alright?
 
[''Chris pops the candy into his mouth, clenches his fist, and makes faces for a good fifteen seconds'']
 
'''Chris:''' It's so sour, it makes me put my fist up at impulse! I'm not gonna hit anything... damn, that's sou—
 
'''Barb:''' Why'd you leave the front door open?
 
'''Chris:''' [''whispers''] Ah'll talk to ya' later...

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CLog 07072017]]|nextlink=[[CLog 07142017 - Rainbow Colouring]]}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

The Wall of Originals

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[[Image:0821-EP12-5P6-5.jpg|thumb|The Wailing Wall]]
[[File:Shinysonichucards.jpg|thumb|Three cards that survived the fire]]
'''The Wall of Originals''' (a.k.a. "The Failing Wall") was a large [[Relic of Fail]] showing [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s customized [[Pokémon]] cards, which hung from one of the walls in [[Chris's room]]. The lighting in several of his [[videos]] suggested that the sheet was covering a window, but the [[Tomgirl Pictures]], released on 29 April 2011, showed that this was probably not the case.

Some trolls speculate that the absence of the Wall in the Tomgirl Pictures indicated that it had been removed. Whether this was meant to be permanent or temporary is unclear. In a [[July 2017 tweets#Holographic cards|July 2017 tweet]], he revealed that at least three cards survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|Chandler house fire]]. In June 2018, more cards surfaced, when he sold nine of them on [[eBay]] for $100.

==Things to Note==
[[File:WallofOriginals2000.jpg|thumb|An early version of the Wall, circa 2000.]]
[[Image:513-CWCsWallOfOriginals.JPG|thumb|Close-up]]

There are several interesting trends which emerge when one takes in all of Chris's cards. They provide some insight into his game design process which further support the traits of Chris featured on the CWCki. Some interesting notes about the cards include:
* The earlier cards that feature Christian depict him as a disgusting mutant with a [[Niggos|wide, flat nose and thick lips.]] This eventually branches out to include terrifying photoshops where an expressionless Chris is jammed into crude MSPaint backdrops.
* Note the first appearance of a female alternative for Pikachu, tastefully dubbed Chicachu, who can only deal damage when accompanied by a [[Women's rights|boyfriend]].
* Plautistic. It is a plant that is [[autism|autistic]]. It is extremely likely Chris seems to think [[The High School Story|autism and psychic powers are linked]].
* Chris shows up as a trainer, a gym leader, as well as a Pokémon. In each of these identities, Chris has multiple forms/personas. This trend is totally in line with Christian's theme of acquiring a plethora of powers with little to no effort or explanation. He has created himself as a normal type in which he is depicted as an autistic Pokémon. This reinforces the conclusion that he considers autism a superpower in some respects.
* Many of his handmade cards have devastatingly synergistic effects or several complimentary effects at once. This allows Chris to pull off combos with only one or two cards. According to field reports about his card game technique, Chris would need these hugely-layered card effects because his deck-building skills were rather poor.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Follow-up|"Chris was pretty awful at all the games he played. he had rediculous themed decks that never worked in pokemon and he never used any trategy at all in yugi-oh."]]</ref>
* Despite spending considerable time on them, Chris did not try to use these cards in official games at The GAMe PLACe.<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A#Initial post|"He had about a 20 different custom cards, but never played any of them."]]</ref>
* Some of the cards that are based on pre-existing Pokémon (such as Blue, Donphan, Togepi) were most likely made in a response to early Generation II Pokémon revealings.
* The Yoshi and Luigi cards were based on an obviously fake ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' April Fool's Day Joke.
* Chris produced at least three holographic cards using aluminum foil for the shiny component.<ref>[[July 2017 tweets#Holographic cards|"I have tried my hand at making Holographic trading cards from my homemade set of Pokémon cards; I printed onto aluminum foil. Not perfect. I attached the foil between contact paper and the printed card."]]</ref>

==Reproduction of the Wall==

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==Gallery==
Cards that aren't on the Wall of Originals, and other related images:
<center><gallery>
Image:064-CWCsDuelist.jpg|''[[wikipedia:The Duelist|Duelist]]'' magazine.
Image:065-CWCsTopDeck1.jpg|''Top Deck'' magazine.
Image:066-CWCsTopDeck2.jpg|Another fictitious issue of ''Top Deck''.
Image:185-pokbck.jpg|Card backing where Sonichu [[mass debating|jerks off]] while kneeling.
Image:226-SchuBall2.jpg|[[S-Chu Ball]].
Image:361-CWCsChicachu.jpg|Christian's Chicachu.
Image:362-CWCsMaychu.jpg|Christian's Maychu.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[List of cards from The Wall of Originals]]
*[[The Wallflower]]

==Sources==
<references />

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category: Relics of Fail]] [[Category:Arts and Crafts]]

CLog 06232017

2019-03-09T06:21:23Z

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'''CLog 06232017''' is another one of Chris's [[Captain's Log]] videos, despite the abbreviation term of the title. In the video, Chris shills for his [[Patreon]] and updates his [[True and Loyal Fanbase|supporters]] on his plans for releasing the rest of the long-awaited [[Sonichu 11]]. Notably, he plans to delay releasing the pages to non-supporters, despite the fact that [[DStecks]] already paid for (almost) all of them.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = CLog 06232017
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=KRN5OQPU3kg}}
| stardate = 23 June 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Business|text}}, {{Marketing|text}}, {{Comics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[We need immediate funds, please]]
| next = [[CLog 07072017]]
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Pledge today for Gauranteed being among the FIRST EVER to receive a copy of Sonichu #11, sneak peeks at the pages of the to-be-published books, and autographed copies of my past books.
<nowiki>https://www.patreon.com/user?u=4525122</nowiki>

Direct Donations are also accepted.
<nowiki>http://www.paypal.me/CwcvilleGuardian/10</nowiki>

This is the Official YouTube channel of the one and only creator and author of the Sonichu and Rosechu series, Christine Weston Chandler (AKA Christian, Christopher, Chris Chan, Ricardo); me. Links to my personal Facebook and Twitter pages, as well as my stores of Sonichu and Rosechu, and self, merchandise are available for purchase. Among which, more items are to come in the future, so stay tuned for the updates when I make them personally.}}

===Transcript===

[''Chris holds a large binder, apparently a physical book of [[Sonichu 11]], throughout'']

Coming to you live from home once again, stardate... [[Captain's Log]], stardate... um, [''[[Stress sigh|huff]]''] 0-6-2-3-2-0-1-7 - uh, think I did that right. Anyway, so this part, this update, we actually have something special to talk about. Ah! We are so - I am so close to finishing book 11 and its 100-page set - it'll probably end up being a little more because we have a lot of ''people'' to thank... for their generous donations.

Anyway, also, you should definitely, also, ah - since this'll be completed by the first of July, this will be the very first book to go out to all Patreons, all people who pledged, and successfully collected their Patreons, be the first book of the month, and the $20 minimum level, the more you pay the more books you get, which, by the way, I forgot to mention on the $50 tier, you get three books per month. So, you do $50, you get book eleven, [[Sonichu 0|zero]] and [[Sonichu 1|one]]. All these books ''will'' be autographed, personally.

And also, this marks a very special notation, this book finally being completed, [''picks up another binder, presumably [[Sonichu 10]]''] 'cause, not only was it a long time coming, but it's definitely gonna be the first Sonichu book completed since #10, on, [''reads the binder, then holds it up to the camera''] quote, February 24th, 2010. So many years of [[stress|depression]] I've had upon myself and [[Tomgirl Saga|self-revelation throughout]], I [[List of Chris's lies|never stopped creating]] and remembering the details within for the future pieces.

[''sets down the second binder''] So, along with that, we're def- I definitely wanna thank everybody that I can't specifically name names, 'cause that's a long list, but everybody who donated will be mentioned at the end of book 11, probably be about two to four pages.

Anyway, now would be a good time to pledge, so, on uploading this video, as it's being streamed right now, there will be a link in the description below, to my Patreon page, so... after you are able to see this video, go down to the - pl- pledge the thing though, and pledge at least $20. You'll be among the first to get [''taps the book in his hand''] long time coming... the Christmas story. [''childish voice''] Even [[July 25, 2014 Leaks|the bananasaur]]! And part one of the clip show. [''holds out his arms and and speaks with a high pitch''] The clip show! Though, not actually using previous comic book clips, new stuff. Totally new stuff. Including [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s wedding, as part of it.

So that's it for now, so, I don't think I need to repeat myself. You can press rewind. Y'all have a great, safe day. Thank you, everyone.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[We need immediate funds, please]]|nextlink=[[CLog 07072017]]}}

{{Captain's Log}}

Jacob Sockness

2019-03-09T06:21:22Z

Ericitos Verdes: Reverted edits by Mhirtes (talk) to last revision by Larry the Larryhog

<div style="position:fixed; bottom:0; right:0">[[Image:Sockness Head Cutout.png|100px]]</div>

{{infobox
| title = Jacob Sockness
| image = [[Image:JacobSockness.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Jacob Sockness
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Michiro Hutaki Agian Siin Darkseed2012 RamleIronHeart Jacob JS
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = 1 April 1983 (age {{age|1983|4|1}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Male
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White
|label11 = Occupations
|data11 = Amateur Occultist Conspiracy Theorist Stalker Unemployed
}}

'''Jacob Sockness''' is a {{age|1983|4|1}}-year-old [[white knight]] and fanatic of Chris from San Francisco, California. Besides showering praise that would make [[Kengle]] blush, Sockness stands out from other white knights by expressing love towards him. Outside of displaying his unhealthy attraction towards Chris, he is known be obsessive occultist, posting various tweets and other messages regarding the supernatural and even sharing Chris's belief that [[Sonichu]] is real.

==Discovery==
Jacob was discovered by pure chance by [[Kiwi Farms]] user [https://kiwifarms.net/members/neural.18444/ neural] while observing the [[weens|many]] [[A-log|users]] around Chris's Twitter posts. After further digging, it was revealed that he also created a Kiwi Farms account under the name [https://kiwifarms.net/members/jacob-js.26961/ Jacob JS]. It was in his profile page where he accidentally doxxed himself by posting links to his [[Facebook]] page and Tumblr blogs that reveals his personal informations. Like his polar opposite [[Michael Hirtes]], he is also a furry and lives in Section 8 housing with a [[tugboat]]. However unlike Chris and Hirtes, Jacob is a dedicated [[Pmurt]] supporter, believing in several far-right conspiracy theories.

==Strategies==
As stated earlier, Sockness occasionally comments on Chris's tweets to court him or to support his delusions. However most of his activities are based on his Twitter page where he would make frequent more graphic messages on how his love for Chris, even inviting Chris to visit him. He is also known to spread his message to other forums most notably [[Reddit]] and [[Kiwi Farms]]. Occasionally, he would make videos dedicated to Chris in his [[Youtube]] account. Jacob has also appropriated Sonichu characters in his self-made pantheon of pagan, extraterrestrial spirits. Despite all of this, there has yet to be any form of interaction between the two.

==Motivations==
While it is true that some of Chris's most diehard white knights are exposed [[Jessica Quinn|as]] [[CWCProtectSquad|trolls]], Jacob initally showed no hatred or amusement from Chris's activities. Rather, he displayed legitimate sense of love towards him. Evidence suggest that besides finding a kindred spirit in a supernatural believer, he is also sexually attracted to [[tomgirl|transgendered people]]. Ironically, despite Sockness's desire to father a [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|child]] with Chris, he is unaware that Chris is already in a polygamist marriage and ended his [[Love Quest]].

==True and Honest?==
Despite declaring his love to Chris, there are proof suggesting that his feelings are not True and Honest. In his Reddit account, Jacob had lurked around subreddits for incels, flirting with them. In his Twitter page, besides tweeting about arcane rituals and complaining about liberals, Jacob expresses his close love between a "sugar daddy", suggesting he is in a [[homos|gay relationship with an older, wealthier man]]. Finally, Jacob has been known to flip-flop in his opinion on Chris ranging from sexual love to outright cursing him. It is unclear whether he is doing this for attention, genuine attraction to Chris, or both.

==Block==
Eventually, Jacob got too retarded for even Chris to handle. On the 31st of January 2019, Chris blocked him on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter Twitter]. If Sockness wants to continue to make sacrificial lamb videos for Chris to see, he'll now have to do so through [[Disguises|sock puppets]].

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{{People}}
[[Category:People]]

Bob Chandler

2019-03-09T06:21:21Z

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{{Articleofthenow}}
{{DeadLinks}}
{{quote|It was an interesting life I had.|Bob, at peace.}}

{{infobox
| title = Bob Chandler
| image = [[Image:Chrischansdad.jpg|250px|center]]
|header1 = Information
|label1 = Name
|data1 = Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.
|label2 = Also known as
|data2 = Bob Bobby Mr. C [[Bob Walks In|Internet Lumberjack]] [[:File:Chandler family as ponies.png|Gallop Crush]] Robertchu<ref>[[Idea Guy#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy]]</ref>
|label3 = Date of Birth
|data3 = [[Pre-1980#1920s|4 September 1927]]
|label4 = Date of Death
|data4 = [[September 2011|6 September 2011]] (aged {{Age|1927|9|4|2011|9|6}})
|label5 = Gender
|data5 = Male
|label6 = Nationality
|data6 = [[United States|American]]
|label7 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data7 = White Half-Sonichu<ref>Planted by [[Idea Guy#Sonichu genealogy for Chris, Bob and Ted Bundy|Idea Guy]], mentioned in [[Count Dankula]] interview</ref>
|label8 = [[Chris and religion|Religion]]
|data8 = Protestant
|label9 = Spouse
|data9 = Patricia Faye Harley (1956-1980) [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara Weston]] (1980-2011)
|label10 = Children
|data10 = Dr. David Alan Chandler Carol Suzanne Chandler [[Christian Weston Chandler]] [[Cole Smithey]] (stepson)
|label11 = Grandchildren
|data11 = [[Savannah Chandler]]
|label12 = Father
|data12 =Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906-1977)
|label13 = Mother
|data13 = Jean Holloman (1906-1945)
|label14 = Education
|data14 = Auburn University (engineering)
|label15 = Occupations
|data15 = Military communications Engineer Inventor
}}

'''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr.'''<ref>[[Blanca E-mails#Chris likes Blanca|Email to Blanca]]</ref> (4 September [[Pre-1980#1920s|1927]]–6 September [[2011]]<ref>http://www.harveypowers.com/wynn/wynn/d155.html#P155</ref>) was the father of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], [[Carol Chandler]] and [[David Alan Chandler]], the stepfather of [[Cole Smithey]], and husband of [[Barbara Weston Chandler]]. Bob became a firm favorite with [[trolls]] due to Chris's antipathy towards him and for his infamous cameo when he [[Bob_Walks_In|walked in]] on Chris [[mass debating]];<ref>[[Bob Walks In]]</ref> his nickname, "The [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]] Lumberjack," came from this incident, no pun intended.

Despite being estranged from his other children and despised by his stepson, Bob was widely viewed as a better parent than his wife [[Barbara]]. This was due to Bob being somewhat concerned with Chris's idiotic behavior, and the fact that he occasionally tried to encourage a modicum of responsibility in Chris's pathetic life, bringing up the fact that he devoted 29 years to raising the selfish manchild. Of course, Chris was almost entirely unaffected by Bob's efforts to better him, but unlike Barb he at least made the effort.

Bob was always eager to chat, and indeed much of the known information about Bob's life comes from conversations he had with trolls. Whether in person or over the phone Bob appeared to relish the opportunity to speak with just about anyone.

Bob died of complications from heart failure on 6 September 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by his family, his pastor and hospital staff.<ref name="BobObit">http://web.archive.org/web/20130211071324/http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600 (archive from 11 Feb 2013)</ref>

==Biography==
Bob was born in [[Wikipedia:Fort Worth, Texas|Fort Worth, Texas]]<ref name="Prank calls">[[Prank calls]]</ref> and was, according to his freshman Auburn University yearbook, raised in [[Wikipedia:Sylacauga, Alabama|Sylacauga, Alabama]].<ref name="About">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#About Bob (7:18 - 16:45)]]</ref> He was the first child of Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-BZM</ref>-27 December 1977<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/FG5R-6M6</ref>), an Insurance Agent from Alabama who was allegedly half Cherokee, and Jean Holloman (1906<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/H5S7-12M</ref>-10 May 1945<ref>https://familysearch.org/pal:/MM9.1.1/JK33-QW8</ref>), a Housewife from Texas.<ref>http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2y47mWzzz1qblvg5o1_1280.jpg (Mirror: [[:File:Bob Chandler's birth certificate.jpg]])</ref> Bob mentioned having a cousin and several [[Cherokee]] relatives in Oklahoma.<ref>[[Prank calls#Bob Calls Himself]]</ref><ref>[[Prank calls#A Redneck calls Bob Chandler]]</ref> His Cherokee heritage was disputed by a distant relative.<ref>[[Chandler Family Tree#Ancestry.com content]]</ref>

Bob has said that he was "interested in the world" around him since he was ten, and began collecting foreign [[stamps]] as a child in the [[1930s]]. He also developed an interest in foreign music, eventually collecting some 15,000–20,000 LPs from various genres and cultures.<ref name="PSN 37"/> It is not clear how this collection fared in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]], but it was apparently not a total loss, as Chris offered to sell some of the albums to [[Catherine]]'s cousin Al in late 2014.

===Service and education===

A 1942 yearbook from Sylacauga High School in Bob's hometown of Sylacauga, Alabama (which can be seen on Classmates.com) lists a "Bobby Chandler" as a member of the freshman class and as a member of the school's glee club, suggesting that he graduated from this school in the spring of 1945 before matriculating at Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama as an Aeronautical Engineering major during the fall of this year.

[[File:Chris Korean War Graphic.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Bob served in Korea, and, thankfully for Chris, who believes that he was a sperm carried in one of his father's testicles during that time, he left before the Korean War broke out.]]

Bob was drafted out of College as a special draftee who apparently had knowledge that the Army desired (Majoring in Aeronautical Engineering, Auburn University, Freshman p. 95 of the 1946 yearbook [http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/4124/rec/14]) in 1946 after [[Wikipedia:World War II|World War II]] and placed in [[Wikipedia:Signal Corps (United States Army)|the Signal Corps]]. There, he learned how to install valve systems, switchboards, and telephones. After basic training and Signal School, Bob was sent to Korea for a year to install infrastructure with the American occupation force. He was entitled to the WWII Victory Medal due to the dates of his service and his service number was 44107856 [http://aad.archives.gov/aad/record-detail.jsp?dt=893&mtch=11&tf=F&q=Chandler&bc=&sort=24996%20desc&rpp=10&pg=4&rid=8565331&rlst=5136538,4652469,8564216,1000879,987835,4549799,991002,8565331,5188385,8565346]. When he got out in 1948 he studied Pre-Engineering for two years at Jacksonville State Teachers College in Jacksonville, Alabama. He then returned to Auburn University where he studied Electrical Engineering and graduated in 1952 (page 269 of the 1952 yearbook) [http://content.lib.auburn.edu/cdm/compoundobject/collection/gloms/id/16173/rec/20] [[Wikipedia:G.I. Bill|G.I. Bill]].<ref name="About" />

Since he figured he'd get "swallowed up" at a big college, Bob picked a small college (Jacksonville) after leaving the military. He was also in a band and learned a lot about [[music]]. He then moved onto [[Wikipedia:Auburn University|Auburn University]], a big college, to earn a type of engineering degree, although it's never specified (mechanical, electrical etc.).<ref name="About" /> As an engineer, he never learned to spell properly.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#The Date Begins (4:47 - 7:17)]]</ref> While he was at Auburn, he was a member of Phi Mu Alpha, a social frat dedicated to men who are interested in music.

===Career===
[[File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg|thumb|200px|Article on Bob's 25th anniversary at General Electric.]]

Bob worked for [[Wikipedia:Western Electric|Western Electric]] as an engineer for 40 years. There he designed a variety of electrical subsystems. He eventually went to work for General Electric in upstate New York. Since New York is too cold (and Yankee) for Bob, he moved away after three years, working in North Carolina for some time.<ref name="About" /> He worked with both Goodrich and Goodyear.<ref name="PSN 37" />

With General Electric, Bob was responsible for at least seven patents. [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]] claimed, in an e-mail to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Miyamoto]], that without Bob's influence in the computer world, the [[Wikipedia:Nintendo Entertainment System|NES]] "might not have arrived so soon",<ref name="Barbara" /> ignoring the fact that the NES was designed and released in Japan in 1983 without the influence of the American electronics.

{{quote|Bob Chandler is one of the most creative engineers in the organization.|The General Manager at G.E.<ref>[[:File:Bob 25th Anniversary at General Electric.jpg]]</ref>}}

Examples of Bob's accomplishments include an automated steel mill for rolling steel for cars, a paper mill for the production of Kleenex, warehousing, railroads and tanker ships. He designed scooters, die casting machines, machines for producing plastic products<ref name="About" /> and a [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=PIU_AAAAEBAJ vehicle logging system]. Both Chris and Barbara have bragged that Bob designed [http://www.google.com/patents/about?id=vScrAAAAEBAJ controls] that were used in plastic water container molding machines.<ref name="About" /><ref name="Barbara">[[Miyamoto Saga#Barbara]]</ref>

When exactly Bob did retire is not known. During the 1980s the standard age of retirement for men in America was 65, with many choosing to retire even sooner.<ref>[https://www.nia.nih.gov/health/publication/growing-older-america-health-and-retirement-study/chapter-2-work-and-retirement Growing Older in America: The Health and Retirement Study]</ref> Bob was born in 1927, meaning that he was most likely retired by the late 80s or early 90s. The ''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' article about Chris's name change clearly says that Bob was retired at the time the article was publised (29 December [[1993]]).<ref>[[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES]]</ref>

Bob himself was proud of his "natural inclination for logic", although he was "inundated" by all his designs and whether he did good for the world. Would plastic water bottles lead to mankind's salvation or utter destruction? Only time would tell.<ref name="About" />

===World consciousness===
[[Image:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|Bob Chandler learning how to cut that Internet down ]]

{{quote|I have been very interested in the world since I was 10 years old, and that was 70 years ago and, the, uh, I'm very fond of and I really truly believe in the United Nations, but you won't find anybody else in my countryside or around here, I think, that does. (laughing) But anyway, I'm very world conscious.|[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|Bob]]}}

Politically, Bob was identified as a [[Wikipedia:Republican Party (United States)|Republican]], and did not vote for [[Barack Obama]] in [[Wikipedia:United States presidential election, 2008|the 2008 presidential election]].<ref name="Prank calls"/> With that being said, in the time leading to the [[wikipedia:Virginia gubernatorial election, 2009|Virginia gubernatorial election of 2009]], Bob had misgivings about [[wikipedia:Bob McDonnell|Bob McDonnell]], the Republican candidate and eventual winner of the election. Bob and Chris considered the option of writing in Snoopy rather than voting for any of the candidates listed on the ballot.<ref>[[Regina e-mails#Wikipedia: The answer to everything]]</ref>

In a potentially damaging moment on 18 [[February 2009]], Bob doubted the existence of [[Molvanîa]], [[Julie]]'s country of origin.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> However, he continued talking under the assumption that Molvanîa was under Russian control.<ref name="PSN 37">[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> However, he rather damningly failed to question why Julie spoke perfect English with an American accent.

==Relationships==

===Previous family===

Bob was previously married to a woman named Patricia Harley on 25 September 1956. They had two children, [[David Alan Chandler]] and [[Carol Suzanne Chandler]].

Bob and Patricia separated on 28 June 1976 before divorcing on 28 January 1980.<ref name="BobObit" /><ref>[[:File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png]]</ref> Bob's relationships with David and Carol were strained in his later years.<ref name="Cole2">[[:Image:Cole 07-03-06-2.PNG|6 March 2007 email, page 2]]</ref> Chris did not know he had a niece, via David, named [[Savannah Chandler|Savannah]] until she was 8 years old<ref>[[CWC's Diary#January 2004]]</ref>, and Bob's relationship with Carol was even more strained. According to Chris, Bob was always concerned about Carol. None of the Chandlers knew what was going on with her, and last they heard she was working for the government, implying that she did not show up to her father's funeral.<ref>[[:File:Savannah_chandler3.png]]</ref>

===Barbara===

[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|With [[barbara Chandler|Barb]]]]

Bob and [[Barbara]] met in a bar on a karaoke night. Barbara was there with friends and Bob was singing.<ref name="Mumble 3.5">[[Mumble 3.5]]</ref> According to Chris, Barbara did the [[How to Talk to Girls|pursuing]]: "She chased him down the hall." This is probably why he figures that he could get away with being passive in terms of courtship. In contrast, [[Cole|Cole's]] friend Chuck, who worked at the bar, has a vivid memory of them being drunk retards.<ref name="Cole2" />

They got married in 1980,<ref name="Mumble 3.5" /> only months after Bob and Patricia had divorced.<ref>[[:File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg]]</ref>

According to Chris, Barbara did not have sex with Bob for at least two decades before his passing. They had been sleeping in separate rooms for the past few years.<ref>[[IRC (27 December 2008)]]</ref>

===Cole===
Bob married Barbara when her son [[Cole]] was 17, around the time Cole left to lead his own life.

Cole feels that Bob's bitterness worked to separate his relationship with his mother. Cole said he would celebrate<ref name="Cole2"/> "when that fuck Bob finally drops," <ref>[[:Image:Cole 07-07-24-3.PNG|Email from Cole to Chris]]</ref> but it is unknown if he did so. Cole said that he and Bob shared a mutual hatred,<ref name="Cole2" /> though there isn't any proof that Bob hated Cole. In the least, it is certain that Bob knew Cole didn't like him.<ref name="Raising"/>

===Chris===

{{see also|Bob's Letters to Chris}}

{{quote|Get away from the Internet! I'm cutting it down, right now.|Bob Chandler, Internet lumberjack.}}

[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C. Where dreams do come true - 1989.]]

When Chris was a boy, Bob encouraged him to learn more about the world and tried sharing his interests and hobbies, including engineering, geography and [[Stamps|stamp collecting]].

When Chris was seven, Bob converted a shed in the backyard of [[14 Branchland Court]] to a workshop where he and Chris could build things together, dubbing it the "dreaming studio." Chris could not recall what they had built together when asked about it in the years following Bob's death;<ref>[[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> he and Barb had been using the space for hoard storage.

Bob wished that Chris was more interested in the world. He tried to teach Chris about foreign geography such as [[Julie|Europe]] and [[PandaHalo|Australia]], but he thought (correctly) that Chris doesn't understand countries and continents beyond what he's seen on [[television]], and only can associate with the places he's physically been to in Virginia.<ref name="PSN 37" />

Bob enjoyed collecting stamps as a boy growing up in the 1930s, and he continued to do so for several decades, with a focus on the United Nations and foreign countries,<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]]</ref> building a collection of stamp albums which filled six boxes.<ref>[[I'm selling my father's stamp collection; come on down and buy some of it]]</ref> He taught Chris about his hobby, buying him a beginner's stamp album in 1992.<ref>[[eBay#Chris's stamp album]]</ref> Chris seemed to enjoy the hobby as well, since he had many pages of stamps filled in. In 2017, Chris began selling pieces of Bob's stamp collection to pay [[Financhu Crisis|bills]]. True to form, he priced Bob's valuable pieces at decent prices, generally for $5 per set, but tried to sell his personal stamp album for $1,000.<ref>[[eBay]] - see listings for their stamp collections.</ref> It was later revealed in Bob's [[Bob's Letters to Chris|written letters]] to Chris that he wanted Chris to learn about and treasure the heirlooms he left him, a request that fell on deaf ears.

Bob's racist joke that [[Barack Obama]] would paint the White House black as soon as he became president influenced Chris to draw it in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

Chris has often complained about stressful confrontations with his father:

{{quote|well, my father is a major stressor against me; starts arguements, annoys me, [[Chris and health#hygiene|rarely washes his hands after restroom breaks]] (lord knows I've tried to encourage him to wash numerous time, and rarely succeeded).|Chris, [[IRC (31 December 2008)]]}}

However, the many instances of Bob communicating with trolls show that he was generally pleasant and amicable, not at all inclined to start arguments, as Chris asserts. As seen during the lead up to the fateful encounter between [[Emily]], Chris and [[The Man in The Pickle Suit]], Bob seemed to be more than happy to discuss stories with people, even those he hadn't seen or heard that much of - [[Robert Simmons V]], who met Bob during his [[Church audio|visit to Chris's church]] conversed with him extensively, later saying that he was a 'really pleasant guy'. The antagonism to which Chris refers is likelier to be Bob attempting to constructively criticize Chris in order to better him, as Chris deeply resents being told what he does not want to hear.
[[File:Bob drawing Nov. '15.jpg|thumb|200px|left|A drawing of Bob by Chris, released in [[November 2015]].]]

An example of this criticism was Bob telling Chris that, since Bob had looked after Chris for 29 years despite his childish and outrageous behavior, Chris should show more gratitude towards him. Chris was completely dismissive, figuring that his father was ''obligated'' to take care of him, and seeing no reason he should demonstrate any foreign concepts like "love", "support", "gratitude", and "willingness to help". Reinforcing Bob's point, Chris would still run for his father's aid when he felt threatened, as in the later parts of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].

Despite Bob's occasional frustration over Chris's actions, he seemed to have bought into the theory that Chris is tormented by a [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|complex network of enemies spanning the entire world]], due to the success that he has earned from his own Sonichu franchise.<ref name="Church">[[Church audio]]</ref><ref name="Noble">[[Matthew Noble call]]</ref> In the [[Matthew Noble call]], it appears that Bob seemed to be the origin of Chris's tendency to bring up unrelated mishaps and debacles to make current incidents and sources of [[stress]] seem "petty" in comparison.

[[Image:0106-ChristianWDad.jpg|thumb|Bob and a younger Christian. Note Chris's "Family Bonding" shirt.]]
Once during a phone call with trolls, Bob stated that Chris had accomplished significant goals in his adult life. However, it is unknown if Bob actually believes that (not to mention what accomplishments he was referring to), or it was just something he was saying because he didn't want to admit to complete strangers that his son was a total failure in life and a leech on society.<ref name="Prank"><s>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNHIbffirxU&feature=player_embedded</s> (dead link as of Jul 2014)</ref>

He seemed never to get past the notion that Chris could and had achieved things, given that he continued to have to nursemaid Chris well into his son's late 20s. In the later parts of 2009 and throughout 2010, as chronicled in Chris's e-mails with [[Vivian Gee E-mails, 2009|Vivian Gee]] and [[Jackie E-mails 7|Jackie]], Bob had been forced to take an increasingly active role in controlling Chris's spending and debt, paying off Chris's credit cards with his own money in an attempt to prevent interest charges from spiralling even further out of control. By the fall of 2010, he was monitoring Chris's bank accounts on a daily basis and keeping him on a strict allowance. Upon finding out about Chris's [[Tomgirl Pictures|escapades]] in early 2011, Bob's reaction was to question Chris's sexuality, at one point even calling him a fag.

Chris has said specifically that he doesn't have to love his father, but has to respect him.<ref>[[Mumble 1#Transcript|Mumble Chat 1]]</ref> Confidential details collected after Bob's death, however, suggests Chris was more emotionally attached than he let on, providing rare and precious evidence that Chris doesn't take the presence or others for granted.

In [[December 2012]], Chris uploaded the soundtrack from the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU Jazz Marathon]], in which Bob was a performer and a host. It was notable as one of the few moments where Chris publicly honored his father's memory since the latter's passing in [[September 2011]].

Bob lives on his son's memory. Chris noted the occasion of his father's passing by attaching angel wings to the [[Lego]] minifigure representing him,<ref>Seen at 4:24 in [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013]]</ref> and displaying two photos of him in front of his TV<ref>[[:File:Totem2ebay.jpeg]]</ref>. He often visits Bob in his [[dreams]].<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Still Feeling Lonely II|March 2012 Facebook Posts]]</ref><ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers#2014 Answers--LevelUpKing|OkCupid Answers]]</ref>

Due to the influence of at least one of the three known [[Idea Guys]], Chris expressed beliefs that Bob is half-Sonichu and is apparently still alive in the [[CWCville]] dimension. These beliefs began around December 2017 and continued even after the Idea Guys had been removed from power, as shown by the below quote from 2018's Father's Day.

{{quotebox|[[File:Father's Day 2018.jpg|200px|thumb]]

<nowiki>#HappyFathersDay</nowiki> to each and every Father in This World and in Every Single Other Dimension Too! My father is alive again! I still love him, even in his checker-patterned glory! ⚡️💙❤️⚡️<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/1008449921387778048</ref>}}

==Later life, poor health and death==
[[File:Bob playbill for musical push cart.jpg|thumb|200px|Playbill for Mr. C. and his musical push cart.]]

Bob lived on social security and his General Electric pension.<ref name="Raising">[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Raising Chris-Chan (16:46 - 00:00)]]</ref> He never really had people to chat with at home (he would ramble to [[Trolls|total strangers]] on the phone if he could), so he sat around, listened to music, and took care of the garden inside the greenhouse.<ref name="PSN 37" /> With a 1970s stereo system set up in the greenhouse, he went to "swing with the music" on his swing there.<ref name="Raising" />

Bob had two triple bypasses and four heart attacks. The two triple bypass operations took place in August, 1980. He wore an [[Wikipedia:Artificial pacemaker|artificial pacemaker]].<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> In one prank call, Bob revealed that after surgery for cancer it was discovered that he had a fluid build up in his legs, which is symptomatic of heart failure. This rapid decline in health worried him.<ref name="Prank calls"/> He attributed his long life to the [[Cherokee]] in him. His uncles and grandfather all lived past 90.<ref name="PSN 37" /> Despite his heart troubles he continued to eat at [[Burger King]] daily.<ref>[[Prank calls#Calls to Bob and Chris]]</ref><ref>[[Trollin Train#Hey, guys (Sun 22 Aug 2010)]]</ref>

On 1 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|tweeted]] that Bob had been taken to the hospital in the early morning for "congested [''sic''] [[Wikipedia:Heart failure|heart failure]]". Chris seemed confident that his father was not in for a long stay. Considering Bob's age, lifestyle, and long history of heart disease, [[Chris and death|Chris did not seem to grasp the seriousness of his heart failure]]. Bob had been the only thing keeping [[14 Branchland Court|the Chandler household]] from imploding, and as such, trolls and white knights alike wished him the very best.

[[Image:Bobbed.jpg|thumb|Apart from the dying heart]]

In the month following Bob's hospitalization, Chris was remarkably quiet on the subject of his father. News about his condition was hard to come by, as information only arose [[Ego|when Chris was inclined to complain about it online]]. Statistically, congestive heart failure is not as immediately fatal as its name implies,<ref>[http://www.heart.org/idc/groups/heart-public/@wcm/@hcm/documents/downloadable/ucm_300315.pdf American Heart Association PDF "What Is Heart Failure?"]</ref> but Bob's age, prior heart attacks and [[Tour of Chris's House|lifestyle]] made this a very serious situation.

Chris's videos over the month of March made no mention of Bob at all. Staying true to his painfully predictable nature, Chris instead lost a [[The Wallflower|girlfriend he never had]], [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|made racial slurs and death threats towards a cartoon character]], and [[F Abstinance|raged against abstinence]]. His silence on the subject of his father was probably because of [[Naive|genuine ignorance]] of the seriousness of his father's condition.

A poster on [[/cwc/]] contacted Chris via PSN regarding Bob. He posted a screen capture of Chris's response, saying, "He is doing much better, thank you."<ref>[[:File:Bobbetter.jpg]]</ref> Another contacted Chris via email and got a response saying, "Yes, my father is healthy and safe." Clearly he was neither, but this was at least proof that Bob hadn't joined the Whites-Only section of Heaven just yet. In late May, Chris finally made [[Some Favored Comedians|a brief mention]] in a public video that his father was "alive and well." Chris was, at least, half right.

A breakdown of Bob's final months reads as follows.

On 24 March 2011, Bob claimed in a phone call to have cancer of some description.<ref>http://youtu.be/y-GGSOyCm2k</ref>

On 23 April 2011, in an e-mail to Jackie, Chris revealed that Bob had received surgery for colon cancer.<ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_24]]</ref>

On 20 July 2011, it was revealed that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia#Re: Coming out to my parents|Bob knew about Chris's cross-dressing tendencies]] and, like Barb, vehemently disapproved of them.

On 29 August, 2011, Chris, now deeply entrenched in his [[Tomgirl Saga|tomgirlish ways]], [[Response to ADF|mentioned that Bob was an ill and sickly shut-in]], and was suffering from [[Chris and English|"feet-bloatings"]].

In early September 2011, Bob was rushed by ambulance to Martha Jefferson hospital with heart failure. [[Rocky Shoemaker call|It was discovered later]] that Bob had been put into quarantine when he arrived because his body was [[14 Branchland Court|covered in bug bites]] and he posed a contamination risk. On the sixth of that month, he died at age 84.<ref name="BobObit">http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/dailyprogress/obituary.aspx?n=robert-franklin-chandler&pid=153539600</ref> Out of respect for him and his family, the CWCki was closed for a week, 12-19 September, with the start date coinciding with the day Bob's funeral service was held. Site visitors were directed to a page which simply read "Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. 1927-2011".<ref name="BobObit" />

==Cause of death==
Despite the fairly clear-cut nature of the lumberjack's passing, Chris has since declared that the [[trolls]] were responsible for Bob's death. In an [[Misc_E-mails|email]] leaked on 22 [[March 2014]], Chris claims that the stress of his trolling led to Bob's heart attack. This keeps in the trend Chris has developed of blaming any and all misfortunes (even those faced by everyone, like burying a family member) on trolls.
{{quote|AND the total [[stress]] KILLED my Father Prematurely; if not for those Trolls, he would still be alive, and would have likely lived beyond 2015.|Chris.}}
Even for Chris this is appalling behavior; using the '''death of his own father''' as a vehicle to play the victim and attempt to stave off trolls. While it's not uncommon for those who have lost loved ones to blame their deaths on external causes (however impossible or insane, as in this case) Chris's actions are motivated purely out of selfishness and egotism – business as usual.

Years later, in 2017, Chris revised his claim and said that Bob was killed after hospital staff surprised him with a "Loud Noise".<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts#Claiming hospital staff killed Bob]]</ref> He went on to say that he had more freedom when Bob was alive.

==Obituary==
Both [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] and Chris collaborated in writing Bob's obituary, which was published in two local papers. Main points of the obituary, apart from the standard birth date, date of death, and next of kin, include:

* Text going into [[autism|unusual detail]] about what Bob did at General Electric.
* The location of the memorial service, "to follow on a later date", at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]], the church that Barb, Bob and Chris used to frequent together. This is the same church that [[Rocky Shoemaker]] counsels Chris from.
* A footnote asking readers to not donate flowers, but to [[Chris and money|donate money to Barbara and Chris]].

With Chris taking part in writing the obituary, it's amazing that the writing stayed focus on Bob and did not once mention Sonichu or become about Chris.

===Original text===
[[Image:Rip internet lumberack by vekke.png|thumb|May you always watch over our sweet autist.]]
:''Robert Franklin Chandler Jr., 84, of Ruckersville, passed away the morning of Tuesday, September 6, 2011, at Martha Jefferson Hospital ICU surrounded by family, pastor and hospital staff.''

:''He was born on September 4, 1927, in Texas, the son of the late Robert Franklin Chandler Sr. and Jean Holloman Chandler. On June 7, 1980, he married Barbara Anne Weston, who survives. And the couple gave birth to a son, Christian Weston Chandler, who survives. Also surviving is ex-wife, Patricia, and their shared children, son, Dr. David Alan Chandler, survives, and daughter, Carol Suzanne Chandler, survives.''

:''He graduated from Auburn University with a degree in Engineering.''

:''He served in the United States Army Seoul Korea in the Signal Corp during the Korean War. He worked for General Electric as an Engineer with Steels, Plastics, etc. He also had patents for the controls for Plastic Molding Machines; without him, we would not have even a simple plastic funnel.''

:''Also surviving are granddaughter, Savannah Chandler, the daughter of David Alan Chandler and his wife, Kimberly.''

:''A funeral service will be held at Monticello Memory Gardens in Charlottesville, Virginia, 10 a.m. Monday, September 12, 2011. A memorial service to follow on a later date at Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church.''

:''Instead of flowers, you may make monetary donations to his widow, Barbara Chandler and son, Christian Chandler.<ref name="BobObit" />

==In memoriam==
[[File:Chandler_Niche.jpg|thumb|left|Bob's final resting place.]]

Bob is often seen as a gregarious, hard-working man ([[Ruckersville|all things considered]]). Trying ([[Destruction Of Chris's House|albeit without]] [[26 December 2014|success]]) to refine Chris into someone that could at least pass for a responsible adult, giving him mock job interviews and [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|chaperoning him on dates]], where he proved (unsurprisingly) more adept at charming the date than Chris.

On the other hand, we have him to thank for some of his son's more [[Homos|backwards]] [[Niggos|worldviews]]. He was also supposedly an [[Cole|abusive stepfather]]; he certainly managed to alienate his other children enough that his daughter didn't attend his funeral, or keep in touch while he was alive. Much like his son, little of what he said or believed had any connection to [[reality]], and he helped Chris to construct [[Matthew Noble call|bizarre]] [[Greene County Conspiracy|conspiracy theories]] to justify [[Chris and the law|trespassing and the like]], among [[Ego|other things]]. He, like Barbara, enabled Chris's crippling dependence on them, general immaturity and irresponsibility, and his myriad of other flaws. He never made any serious effort to improve his son for the better, even when he caught him [[Bob walks in|masturbating]] in the kitchen.

Ultimately, few remember Bob as a kind hearted man who tried to improve his son, but as an old coot who is partially responsible for the man Chris is today.

{{clear}}

==Appearances==

===In ''Sonichu''===
{{quote|Christian, you are not a girl! Go put your pants back on.|Bob, ''Sonichu 12''}}

[[File:Chandlers & Sonichus.jpg|200px|thumb]]

In [[Sonichu 8#Spring Break, 2008!|"Spring Break, 2008"]], a radio announcement from [[Jamsta Sonichu]] mentions that Bob founded [[CWCville]] in 1982, presumably after Chris's birth on [[Chris's birthday|24 February]] given that Bob named the city after his newborn son. Comic Bob presumably served as mayor before Chris took the office at an unknown date. At other points, Bob was mentioned in Chris's tangents about hating men other than himself and his father.

{{Mayors of CWCville}}

In [[Sonichu_9#Episode_19|"Date Ed"]], there are two dolls for the class to practice talking to, girls received "Robert" dolls, while boys received "Barbara" dolls, an obvious reference/homage to Bob and Barb.

Bob made his first official appearance in [[Sonichu 11]], photoshopped into a "family photo" alongside Chris, Barb and various [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

[[File:Borb, Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|left]]

[[File:Bob,Sonichu12.jpg|200px|thumb|right]]

In [[Sonichu 12]], Bob appears in a set of pages that combine an autobiographical account of Chris coming out as a [[tomgirl]] to his parents, and a tribute to his late father. He is depicted as an elderly man, as the page took place in 2010 (due to Chris's Oedipal complex, Barb is depicted as much more youthful). He attempts to dissuade Chris from continuing his tomgirl lifestyle, although Chris states that Bob later "told me he accepts and love [sic] me for who I am" shortly before his passing in 2011.

Chris concludes Bob's appearance in the book with a photo in memoriam of his life, saying that he and Barb continue to miss him every day.

[[File:Chandler family as ponies.png|200px|thumb|left|Bob, pictured at right, as ''Gallop Crush'', in a [[MLP]]-inspired drawing from [[August 2017]]. ]]

In August 2017, Chris unveiled a drawing of the Chandler family depicted as [[My Little Pony]] characters, saying that they will make further appearances in [[Sonichu 12-9]]. The ponified Bob, known as "Gallop Crush", appears as [[Night Star]]'s father, reaffirming the self-insert nature of Chris's ponysona.

===As a toy===

<center><gallery>
File:BobAmiibo.jpg|[[Amiibo]] Bob, which Chris offered for sale on [[Etsy]] in [[November 2015]]. Oh yes.
File:ChrisFamilyEtsyC.jpg|Promo drawing
</gallery></center>

===Audio and video===

In every appearance, Bob has proven himself to be better at charming Chris's [[sweetheart]]s than Chris himself (not a difficult feat, to be fair).

* [[1990]]: Bob appeared as the DJ to the [[WTJU Marathon]].
* 26 February [[1994]]: Bob appears briefly behind Chris from 0:26-0:36 in the news report of the [[Chris in the media|Sonic Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].
* 14 [[February 2009]]: [[Bob Walks In]] to Chris [[mass debating]].
* 18 [[February 2009]]: In [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]] and [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7|3.7]], Bob rambles to [[Julie]].
* 15 [[March 2009]]: Bob [[Church audio|talked]] to [[Robert Simmons V]] at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] while [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Chris went to shit himself]].
* [[March 2009]]: Bob chaperoned Chris on his date with [[Emily]].
* 27 [[March 2009]]: Bob gets intruded by Chris in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], but is not visible.
* 27 [[August 2009]]: [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|Bob enters Chris's room]] and scolds him for making the house tour, (correctly) fearing that if someone saw the house as it was, they would be evicted (Uncut version only). This is a momentous occasion, showing some awareness on the part of the Chandlers that the filth and squalor they live in is a health hazard. This video subsequently off a wave of emails and calls to the Greene County Health Department, masterminded by trolls who hoped to realize Bob's fear of eviction, but the campaign was seemingly unsuccessful.
* [[November 2009]]: Bob and [[Barb|Snorlax]] make a brief appearance at the end of the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]].
* 15 [[August 2010]]: In his final outing on the damn Internet, Bob gets a [[Matthew Noble call|call from the GAMe PLACe]] and is informed of Chris's actions earlier in the year. He then goes on a tangent about how Chris has been tormented by everyone ever since he was banned, and then demands Michael Snyder's information. Barbara also is audible at the end of the call.
* [[Prank calls]]: Bob answered several of these.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Bob1946Auburn.jpg|Bob's Auburn freshman yearbook photo, taken for the 1946 yearbook.
File:BobJax1950.PNG|Bob's 1950 Jacksonville State Teachers College yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1951.PNG|Bob's 1951 Auburn yearbook photo.
File:Bobauburn1952.PNG|Bob's Auburn senior yearbook photo.
File:1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license.png|1956 9 25 - Bob, Patricia marriage license
File:1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png|1980 1 28 - Bob, Patricia divorce.png
File:1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license.jpeg|1980 6 7 - Borb marriage license
File:Bob and his parents - 1930s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1930s census
File:Bob and his parents - 1940s census.png|Bob and his parents - 1940s census
File:Bob's birth certificate.png|Bob's birth certificate
File:Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents.png|Chris's family tree up to his great great grandparents
Image:Thehell.jpg|
Image:0009-ChristopherChristmas2.jpg|Looking at the presents, it's sometime between 1982 and 2010.
Image:0011-ChristopherBobXmas.jpg|That isn't Chris's half-senile old grandfather at [[Christmas]] time. It's Bob. He was that age when Chris was about one.
Image:0014-YoungerFather.jpg
Image:0032-BobAtRestraunt.jpg|
Image:0038-AuntCorinaAndDad.jpg|Bob with [[Aunt Corrina]].
Image:0062-NewChristian&Dad.jpg|
Image:0120-BobbyBehindBars.jpg|
Image:0230-ChristianAndDadInClass.jpg|
Image:0626-BobbyInGarden.jpg|Bob used to enjoy gardening back in the day.
Image:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG|
Image:Bob_80th.jpg
File:Robert Chandler, 19 June 2016 Facebook post photo.jpg|Last known photo.
</gallery>
</center>

==Fan tributes==
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==References==
{{Fan Art|chris=Bob Chandler}}
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==External links==
* [http://www.findagrave.com/cgi-bin/fg.cgi?page=gr&GRid=80567090 Bob Chandler at Find a Grave]

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