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2011-08-17T06:39:09Z

Espanolic:

2010-11-07T00:56:58Z

Espanolic:

[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|right|250px|"Experienced for Her Pleasure."]]
{{quote|Before you contacted me again to renew our relationship, I was aiming towards selling myself out as a Male Escort to earn money. I tried applying with C-Ville's "Naughty & Nice" Escort Service; they did not take me. And I printed and discreetly passed out cards, along with posting an ad on escorts.com, under the new alias of '''"Carlos Chantor"''''(DO NOT Tell anyone else of my new alias).|Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 6]].}}
'''Carlos Chantor''' was Chris's alias during his short career as a male escort.

Chris came up with the alias after his first break up with his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. He tried joining with [[Charlottesville]]'s "Naughty and Nice" escort services, but after being told that there was no market for [[duck|bent]], [[autism|autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgins with rage]], he made a profile at '''Escorts.com'''.

Shockingly, no one called Chris up.

== Escorts.com profile ==

=== About Me ===

Experienced for Her Pleasure.

Hey, Ladies. I am a cool dude to hang with, and I can make you feel good emotionally and show you a fun time. I enjoy a lot of things; I'll let you know when it's going too far. Give me a call to hook up (434 area code only).

=== My Details ===

*'''Sex''': Male
*'''Date of Birth''': 2/24/1982 (age 28)
*'''Orientation''': Straight Male
*'''Ethnicity''': Caucasian
*'''Body Type:''' Average (height/weight proportional)
*'''Height''': 5 feet 10 inches (178 cm)
*'''Hair Color''': Brown
*'''Eye Color''': Blue
*'''Smoking''': Do Not Smoke
*'''Drinking''': Occasionally
*'''Drug Use''': Never use them
*'''Language Spoken''': English
*'''Secondary Language''': Spanish

{{stub}}

Espanolic:

Kitchen

2010-10-19T12:53:12Z

Espanolic: Created page with "What normally goes on in the kitchen. La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova. '''Chris's kitchen''', located on the second floor of [[14 Bran..."

100 2266

2010-10-05T06:17:07Z

Espanolic:

'''100 2266''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2010]]. Continuing with the [[McDonald's]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing [[Wikipedia:Mark Wills|Mark Wills]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Don't Laugh at Me|Don't Laugh at Me]]". Chris then finishes up the video by dispelling some rumors, confirming that [[Jackie]] is indeed real, that he [[Chris humps his PS3|doesn't hump his PS3]], nor any [[Chandler Cats|animals]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2266
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kPY6-lf62Ls}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[100 2265]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcription ===
{{transcription}}

[''Chris is dressed in three pieces of purple construction paper, one on his face, chest, and stomach assembled to vaguely resemble the McDonalds character Grimace'']

[''Singing in a deep retarded voice'']Hello I'm the Grimace, I'm not sad.
I've been done with feelin' sad. (??)
All this time in my childhood, everybody thought I was different
[''Speaking''] Seriously folks, I was treated differently because I was autistic too. I am..-was autistic and very....very shy. Uhhh the teachers they took me, they picked on me, they beat up on me, they recorded my screams. What a sad life for me as a Grimace. I hate being treated differently, I don't like being treated differently. No one likes being treated differently! People should be friendly towards each other. People please, be friendly towards each other. Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.
[''Chris pulls off the construction paper on his face'']

Don't make the Grimace sad, cause you could make me glad. [''Chris removes the second two pieces of construction paper taped to him.''
] By not...being an instigator and gettin' laughs at other peoples expenses.

[''Chris pulls out his Guitar Hero Guitar from a pile of shit.'']

Here, let me sing a little song, it might clear things up a bit.

[''Chris strums on the whammy bar for about 10 seconds. He then begins to sing "Don't Laugh At Me" by Willis Mark.'']

:Oh my little boy with [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. The one they call the geek.
:[[Megan|A little girl who never smiles.]] Cause I've got braces on my teeth.
:And I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep.
:I'm that kid, on every playground who's always chosen last.
:A single teenage mother tryin' to overcome my past.
:You don't have to be my friend, but is it too much to ask?

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, [[Twin Falling Towers|don't get your pleasure from my pain]].
:In God's eyes we're all the same. Some day we'll all have [[Anime Wings|perfect wings]]. Don't laugh at me.

:I'm the cripple on the corner, you pass me on the street.
:I wouldn't be out here begging, [[Obesity|if I had enough to eat.]]
:And don't think I don't notice, that our eyes never meet.
:I lost my wife and little boy when someone cross the yellow line.
:The day we laid them on the ground, is the day I lost my mind.
:And right now I'm down to holdin', this little cardboard sign so...

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasures from my pain.
:In God's eyes, we're all just the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:Don't laugh at me.

:[[Obesity|I'm fat]], I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall, [''Chris turns his head and puts on a stupid voice, defeating the purpose of the song''.] I'm DEAF , I'm blind. Hey, aren't we all?

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.
:In God's eyes we're all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:["Chris does a dramatic glasses removal and says in a much more serious tone"] Don't laugh at me.

[''Chris reads off a paper he's been holding''] Original song sung by Mark Willis. Look it up on iTunes and wherever. Seriously, don't laugh at me, and I won't laugh at you either. Nobody is perfect. So quit trying to pick on us for our pain. And also for your information, there is a woman named Jackie. It is not some name I've given to my console. And I do not hump my console at all. I only did it that one time cause I was blackmailed. And I would never do that to any animals. [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Bestiality is WRONG]]. And don't believe any rumors you hear about me, especially an obvious one like [''Retarded Voice''] Detaching a vagina from a sex doll and putting it on a Playstation 3 or an Xbox. [''Back to regular voice''] Too incredible to believe. It is false, no matter how you imagine it. So there. Have a good day.

==See also==
*[[100 2265]]
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2265]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Buddha belly

2010-10-05T06:16:57Z

Espanolic: Redirected page to Obesity

#REDIRECT [[Obesity]]

100 2266

2010-10-05T06:16:03Z

Espanolic: /* Transcription */

'''100 2266''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2010]]. Continuing with the [[McDonald's]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing [[Wikipedia:Mark Wills|Mark Wills]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Don't Laugh at Me|Don't Laugh at Me]]". Chris then finishes up the video by dispelling some rumors, confirming that [[Jackie]] is indeed real, that he [[Chris humps his PS3|doesn't hump his PS3]], nor any [[Chandler Cats|animals]].

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2266
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kPY6-lf62Ls}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[100 2265]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcription ===
{{transcription}}

[''Chris is dressed in three pieces of purple construction paper, one on his face, chest, and stomach assembled to vaguely resemble the McDonalds character Grimace'']

[''Singing in a deep retarded voice'']Hello I'm the Grimace, I'm not sad.
I've been done with feelin' sad. (??)
All this time in my childhood, everybody thought I was different
[''Speaking''] Seriously folks, I was treated differently because I was autistic too. I am..-was autistic and very....very shy. Uhhh the teachers they took me, they picked on me, they beat up on me, they recorded my screams. What a sad life for me as a Grimace. I hate being treated differently, I don't like being treated differently. No one likes being treated differently! People should be friendly towards each other. People please, be friendly towards each other. Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.
[''Chris pulls off the construction paper on his face'']

Don't make the Grimace sad, cause you could make me glad. [''Chris removes the second two pieces of construction paper taped to him.''
] By not...being an instigator and gettin' laughs at other peoples expenses.

[''Chris pulls out his Guitar Hero Guitar from a pile of shit.'']

Here, let me sing a little song, it might clear things up a bit.

[''Chris strums on the whammy bar for about 10 seconds. He then begins to sing "Don't Laugh At Me" by Willis Mark.'']

:Oh my little boy with [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. The one they call the geek.
:[[Megan|A little girl who never smiles.]] Cause I've got braces on my teeth.
:And I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep.
:I'm that kid, on every playground who's always chosen last.
:A single teenage mother tryin' to overcome my past.
:You don't have to be my friend, but is it too much to ask?

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, [[Twin Falling Towers|don't get your pleasure from my pain]].
:In God's eyes we're all the same. Some day we'll all have [[Anime Wings|perfect wings]]. Don't laugh at me.

:I'm the cripple on the corner, you pass me on the street.
:I wouldn't be out here begging, [[Obesity|if I had enough to eat.]]
:And don't think I don't notice, that our eyes never meet.
:I lost my wife and little boy when someone cross the yellow line.
:The day we laid them on the ground, is the day I lost my mind.
:And right now I'm down to holdin', this little cardboard sign so...

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasures from my pain.
:In God's eyes, we're all just the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:Don't laugh at me.

[[Obesity|I'm fat]], I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall, [''Chris turns his head and puts on a stupid voice, defeating the purpose of the song''.] I'm DEAF , I'm blind. Hey, aren't we all?

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.
:In God's eyes we're all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:["Chris does a dramatic glasses removal and says in a much more serious tone"] Don't laugh at me.

[''Chris reads off a paper he's been holding''] Original song sung by Mark Willis. Look it up on iTunes and wherever. Seriously, don't laugh at me, and I won't laugh at you either. Nobody is perfect. So quit trying to pick on us for our pain. And also for your information, there is a woman named Jackie. It is not some name I've given to my console. And I do not hump my console at all. I only did it that one time cause I was blackmailed. And I would never do that to any animals. [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Bestiality is WRONG]]. And don't believe any rumors you hear about me, especially an obvious one like [''Retarded Voice''] Detaching a vagina from a sex doll and putting it on a Playstation 3 or an Xbox. [''Back to regular voice''] Too incredible to believe. It is false, no matter how you imagine it. So there. Have a good day.

==See also==
*[[100 2265]]
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[100 2265]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Jackie

2010-09-17T16:18:44Z

Espanolic:

{{Not A Forum}}

tl;dr: This woman decided to contact us and wants to tell other women not to go out with chris. she doesn't know how the wiki shit works so just like...i'm handling it for now. so yeah. okay. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:23, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

and apparently now she's back with chris for some reason. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 14:35, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

: I'm assuming this is the same woman as in the Jackie e-mails, right? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 15:24, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

:: Probably. I'm still curious as to how CHRIS of all people bagged such a major fucking hottie. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 06:07, 14 September 2010 (PDT)

::: Troll perhaps? I'm still not sure how he could 'attract' a girl like this ... perhaps she has a hideous facial scar on the hidden side of her face? --[[User:MaHexBawx|MaHexBawx]] 07:57, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

: I get the feeling that it was less of her getting back with him and more of him deciding to try to get her back. --[[User:Arius|Arius]] 04:21, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

: Another for "prolly a troll", or trolling potential: one of that one band's songs: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/God_Shuffled_His_Feet_(song) --[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 23:37, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Wasn't the Jackie page deleted sometime ago between the 6th and now while we were trying to figure it out. Or am I forgetting the origonal name? --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 21:37, 13 September 2010.

I thought that listing the last name was a no-no after the Wallflower incident. Is this something that should be taken out or are we going to leave it up this time? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 19:10, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

You have to remember that The Wallflower herself requested to take her name down of the site - all the other names e.g. Megan Schroeder are still there --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 19:14, 13 September 2010 (PDT)

I Have to ask, Who's behind this?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 12:26, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
*Behind what? 9/11? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 12:34, 14 September 2010 (PDT)
::Jews did 9/13. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 12:51, 14 September 2010 (PDT)