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Chris Sings Lovin' You

2010-12-28T08:32:15Z

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'''Chris Sings Lovin' You''', uploaded on 28 [[March 2009]], is another musical tribute for [[Ivy]]. It also is a track on [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK]] (as [[Lovin' You]])

==Watch==

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{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Sings Lovin' You
| image = {{#ev:youtube|vbkjiNxWyZo}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 28 March 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] [[Music]]
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:Ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Redblueshirt.png]] Red/blue shirt
| previous = [[CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009#Video|CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009]]
| next = [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora#Watch|Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===
[''For the first half-minute of the video, while the camera is trained on his face from below, Chris has mixed the recordings of his monologue and his singing together. As a result, both are almost impossible to understand.'']

[''Song''] 
Loving you...is easy...'cuz you're beautiful 
Make...lovin' you is all I want to do 
Lovin' you...is more'n just a dream come true 
And everything I do...is out of lovin' you

[''Monologue''] 
My beautiful Ivy, you mean so much to me even though you're not here right now, you've reset my [[biological clock]]. You've ignited more emotions in me than any woman has ever made me feel before. You have inspired me all over again, like no woman has been able to inspire me before.

[''Cut to a montage of images from [[Sonichu Special 1]]. Chris sings in the backround.'']

La la la la la...doot doo-doo da-doo 
No one else...can make me feel...

[''A disturbing squeaking noise kicks up in the background. Chris may be attempting to provide sound effects for the comics in addition to his singing.'']

The colors that you bring 
Stay with me...while we grow old

[''Some faint, yet equally disturbing panting is heard.'']

Eh, we will live each day in the springtime 
'Cuz lovin' you has made my life so beautiful 
And every day my life is filled with lovin' you 
Lovin' yoooouuu, I see your soul come shinin' through 
Every tiiime, that weee'''ooooo'''...I'm more in love with you

[''We cut back to Chris's face, and the song is once again mixed with his monologue.'']

[''Song''] 
Laaaaaa-aaaa-aaaa, laaaa 
Doo-doo da-doo-doo 
Love you Ivy 
Iiiiiiiii...looooove...yooouuuu

[''Monologue''] 
I love you Ivy. Make your journey here safely, and I will wait for you.

[''Chris removes his [[pedo-glasses]].'']

I love you. Mwah!

[''Chris closes his eyes and makes a hideous kissy-face gesture at the camera before the video mercifully ends.'']

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ToJackie

2010-10-30T18:50:07Z

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'''ToJackie''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris begs [[Jackie]] not to leave him, insisting that she matters more than [[video games]], that he can [[Random access humor|make her laugh]], and that no other [[sex toys|non-living object]] can replace her.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ToJackie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|53pObVcCj2s}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|Grey T-shirt}}
| previous = [[Ghostbusters (video)|Ghostbusters]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:I_want_you_Jackie.jpg|thumb|right|100px|How can you say no to that stare?]]

''[Chris performs a dramatic glasses removal.]''

Listen. Jackie? I gotta— I gotta tell it to you straight. I mean, yeah. I have been doing these videos and everything FOR YOU. I put— I've given you so much time and energy. I want you to know that… it is all good. I am being honest with you. I have been honest with you. Sometimes, I have misspoke. But you are important to me than ANYTHING. Believe me! I swear. Hands to God. And on my Bible. I'll have to go look for it.

''[Chris turns around, looking for his Bible.]''

It's right over— here it is.

''[Chris picks up a box, which is clearly not a book.]''

Yeah, look. Hand on my Bible. I swear to God. I love you more than any— more than anything, Jackie. I love you more than anything.

''[Chris puts the "Bible" down.]''

And, plus, I'll be able to make you laugh. Make you more happy. Make you smile a lot more, after we meet— after we get together. I mean—

''[Chris turns around, shoves fake breasts down his shirt, and turns around again.]''

Hey, look. This is fun.

''[Chris imitates his [[WelcometoBollywood|belly dancing]].]''

We can feel each other up, ya know?

''[Chris bends over to show his breasts.]''

Hey, look. Look at— down at my cleavage. (Chris laughs.) I'll make you smile, make you happy. You know I will, because I love you. I love you a lot.

''[Chris pauses and slouches down.]''

And do— and there ain't no— there's nothing else in the world, 'cept outside my family. (Chris noticeably sighs.) You know, 'cause, you know, I gotta— I gotta respect my mom and dad. But no [[sonichu (game)|video game]], no high score or no dang [[PS3|console]] is going to go over you, because I love you so much more. You can return the feelings and emotions. No dang— no living object can ever do that. I swear.

''[Chris stands up straight, leans forward and grabs the camera.]''

We'll be very happy together. I know it. I will make you happy as much as possible. And when you're feeling down, I'll make you feel better. I love you.

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Don'tPintheOop

2010-10-30T18:47:46Z

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'''Don'tPintheOop''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris gives a shout out to Gulliver, a relative of [[Jackie]]. He then discusses the matter of pooping himself and the resulting [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|dirty underwear]]. Finally he announces the upcoming execution of [[Clyde Cash]].

Chris also mentions his [[computer]] being "[[PS3|busted]]" and that he is "[[Monthly Tugboat|going to get a new one]]."

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Don'tPintheOop
| video = {{#ev:youtube|6nMj9BbZtkM}}
| stardate = 30 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Other|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}, {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[FullHouse]]
| next = [[ShowerClean]]
}}

===Transcript===

''[Chris is wearing blue taped glasses and holding a red clipboard.]''

Hello, this is a video dedicated to a…

''[Chris looks at the clipboard.]]''

…Gulliver. It's a shout-out to him, a relative of a girl, uh, of the woman I'm seeing. You know it's okay to be different. Ya know, sometimes we have our accidents, we poop ourselves. Yeah, then we end up with dirty pants. Hey, I know I've had my accidents! They're mostly [[stress]]-induced!

''[Chris pauses and appears to hold in a burp.]''

And specifically of a recent event I had a near— I had a near inci— near accident. I just really felt it bad in my gut. And I'll tell you what caused it. It was the risk of losing my— losin' my girlfriend here because of uh, things, cause of minor indifferences, especially a bein' able— me being unable to get on the PC because it's been busted. Lookin' ta get a new one. And I am going to get a new one.

But anyway, almost did but fortun'ly I was able to make it home in time. But there was another time where I actually— where I actually did happen to be where I pooped my pants in public. It was just stressed sisduced an' it could be held, it just came out quick. I mean, it was a very uncomforable ride home that day. But I managed to hold my— ta keep my cool and cleaned myself out after I got back home. So not really a big deal. I mean the only way that people might notice is possibly is from a weird way you're walking or otherwise the stench. But yeah, don't think of us as different, 's just something we gotta take care of ourselves because we can't right now. But we will take care of it when we get home or when we get to the nearest restroom.

And you know if you're tall— if you're tall enough to get over, just squat over a commode in the men's room then wipe yourself, maybe wipe your underpants too. I have done that before myself. I actually done that in a public restroom. I mean yeah, if you can't make it home in time and you can't make it into a restroom either, you can just squat and clean yourself. That's the best thing to go for there.

Hey, I mean at least our faces are not fuckin' orange…

''[Chris performs a dramatic glasses removal.]''

…like a certain Cashey Clyde that I know.

''[Chris puts his glasses back on.]''

Stay tuned for an [[DivineTrial|execution of him in a future video!]]

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100 2266

2010-10-05T16:36:51Z

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[[File:pedoforkgrimace.jpg|thumb|Grimace and some gal-pals]]
'''100 2266''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 4 [[October 2010]]. Continuing with the [[McDonald's]] character theme, the start of this video sees Chris dress up as [[wikipedia:McDonaldland#Characters|the Grimace]]. He then removes his costume and proceeds to play the [[Gitar of Fail]], while singing [[Wikipedia:Mark Wills|Mark Wills]]'s "[[Wikipedia:Don't Laugh at Me|Don't Laugh at Me]]". Chris then finishes up the video by dispelling some rumors, confirming that [[Jackie]] is indeed real, that he [[Chris humps his PS3|doesn't hump his PS3]], nor any [[Chandler Cats|animals]].
Interestingly enough, the Grimace was originally a heel that was constantly being trolled[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1DlNbXviQQ]] by Ronald.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2266
| video = {{#ev:youtube|kPY6-lf62Ls}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = {{VerticalRedYellowShirt|text}}
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
| previous = [[100 2265]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcription ===

[''Chris is dressed in three pieces of purple construction paper on his face, chest, and stomach assembled to vaguely resemble the McDonalds character Grimace'']

[''Singing in a deep [[retarded]] voice'']
:Hello, I'm the Grimace, I'm not dead.
:I've been down; I'm feelin' sad.
:All this time in my childhood, everybody thought I was different

Seriously folks, I was treated differently because I was [[autistic]] too. I am..-was autistic and very....very shy. Uhhh [[Nathanel Greene Elementary School#Chris's side of the story|the teachers they took me, they picked on me, they beat up on me, they recorded my screams.]] What a sad life for me as a Grimace. [[Chris and his ego|I hate being treated differently]], I don't like being treated differently. No one likes being treated differently! People should be [[Death threats|friendly towards each other]]. People please, be friendly towards each other. Do not laugh, because laughing is sad. Laughing at other peoples expenses makes them sad. It makes me sad, and don't make the Grimace sad.
[''Chris pulls off the construction paper on his face'']

[''Normal voice''] Don't make the Grimace sad, cause you could make me glad. [''Chris removes the second two pieces of construction paper taped to him.''] By not...being an instigator and gettin' laughs at other peoples expenses.

[''Pulls out his [[Guitar Hero]] guitar from a pile of shit'']

Here, let me sing a little song, it might clear things up a bit.

[''Strums "BINGO" on the whammy bar for about 10 seconds'']

:Oh my little boy with [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]. The one they call the geek.
:[[Megan|A little girl who never smiles.]] Cause I've got braces on my teeth.
:And I know how it feels to cry myself to sleep.
:I'm that kid, on every playground who's always chosen last.
:A single teenage mother tryin' to overcome my past.
:You don't have to be my friend, but is it too much to ask?

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, [[Twin Falling Towers|don't get your pleasure from my pain]].
:In God's eyes we're all the same. Some day we'll all have [[Anime Wings|perfect wings]]. Don't laugh at me.

:I'm the cripple on the corner, you pass me on the street.
:I wouldn't be out here begging, [[Obesity|if I had enough to eat.]]
:And don't think I don't notice, that our eyes never meet.
:I lost my wife and little boy when someone cross the yellow line.
:The day we laid them on the ground, is the day I lost my mind.
:And right now I'm down to holdin', [[Attraction Sign|this little cardboard sign]] so...

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasures from my pain.
:In God's eyes, we're all just the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:Don't laugh at me.

:[[Obesity|I'm fat]], I'm thin, I'm short, I'm tall, [''Chris turns his head and puts on a stupid voice, defeating the purpose of the song''.] I'm DEAF, I'm blind. Hey, aren't we all?

:Don't laugh at me, don't call me names, don't get your pleasure from my pain.
:In God's eyes we're all the same, some day we'll all have perfect wings.
:[''Chris does a [[Glasses#Dramatic_glasses_removal|dramatic glasses removal]] and says in a much more serious tone''] Don't laugh at me.

[''Reads off a paper he's been holding''] Original song sung by Mark Willis. Look it up on iTunes and wherever. Seriously, [[Secret Weapon|don't laugh at me, and I won't laugh at you either.]] Nobody is perfect. So quit trying to pick on us for our pain. And also for your information, there is a woman named Jackie. It is not some name I've given to my console. And I do not hump my console at all. I only did it [[Chris humps his PS3|that one time]] cause I was blackmailed. And I would never do that to any animals. [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|Bestiality is WRONG]]. And don't believe any rumors you hear about me, especially an obvious one like [''Retarded voice''] detaching a [[vagina]] from a sex doll and putting it on a [[PlayStation 3]]... or an [[Xbox]]! [''Regular voice''] Too incredible to believe. It is false, no matter how you imagine it. [''pause'']

So there. Have a good day.

==See also==
*[[100 2265]]

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