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Talk:Greene County Conspiracy

2010-05-09T05:39:32Z

Ezra Mason:

Starting transcription [[User:Urist|Urist]] 04:55, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

A video was released earlier by solidsnakeproductions giving a gay craigslist user looking for good times directions to Chris' house...could this be why he made this video? [[User:LouisLash|LouisLash]] 2:14, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Doubtful. By the sounds of it, Chris won tickets for some sporting event, no one wanted to go with his smelly ass and when he did go, he was reminded he was a [[Virgin with rage]] by the lovey-dovey couple beside him. Thus, he decided to go after others, blaming ''two fucking counties'' for playing Kick the Autistic!--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:17, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Name Change==
I know, it just got put up, but this page needs a better name. I vote for either "Chris Whines The Blues" or "The Greene County Conspiracy"--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:09, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*Moving it here, so it can be seen.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 05:15, 9 May 2010 (UTC)
*I like "The Greene County Conspiracy". -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Cry some more, Chris==
Hahahahahaha! His tears taste magnificent! Greatest CWC video in a while. We're fucking breaking him. [[User:CrookedSmirk|CrookedSmirk]] 05:30, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

==Pertinence==
This is worth mentioning in so many other articles. Namely, the articles on [[reality]] and his [[ego]] come to mind. It's a conspiracy, folks! -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:39, 9 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:02 March 2010

2010-03-03T05:51:09Z

Ezra Mason: Created page with 'Note the kawaii animu poster that comes into view while he's trying to hang the medallion. Also, that seemed like a hell of a half-assed apology. -~~~~'

Note the kawaii animu poster that comes into view while he's trying to hang the medallion. Also, that seemed like a hell of a half-assed apology. -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 05:51, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Boyfriend-free girl

2010-02-18T06:36:20Z

Ezra Mason:

[[Image:Boyfriend-free girls.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Boyfriend-free girls surrounding Chris. (Note: this never happened.)]]

'''Boyfriend-free girl''' is a [[CWC-isms|peculiar turn of phrase]] that [[Chris]] uses. Obviously, it refers to a girl who is single.

==Etymology==

This is what Chris calls single white women. He wants one to make into a "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]."

Chris emphasizes the "boyfriend-free" part as nearly every girl he asks out has a boyfriend for some bizarre reason. One possible explanation is that a [[gal pal]], hoping to kindly but firmly deter Chris from hitting on her, would claim she had a boyfriend, even if she doesn't. It seems that the very presence of Chris can cause a woman to spontaneously grow a boyfriend, or [[Jerks|jerk]]. Also, the fact that "boy" is the first part of what he seeks may be perpetually thwarting his attempts to [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|stay straight.]]

Chris also fears "gals" that have boyfriends, a condition he calls [[noviophobia]].

In late October 2009, Chris's standards took a step down yet again. Chris became [[Rape|infatuated]] with [[Liquid Chris]]'s girlfriend [[Kacey]], going so far as to say he [[I Love You Kacey|loved her]] in a grainy YouTube video, where he did not sound the least bit desperate at all. Days later, Chris [[10252009 For Kacey|asked her out]] via YouTube, which is a totally mature and appropriate way for a 27-year-old man to ask a woman out on a date.

Although Chris has done [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|disturbing things]] in the name of [[Megan Schroeder|unrequited love]] before, and has previously been infatuated with a [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|woman]] in a committed relationship, this was his first serious attempt to break up a couple for his own personal gain. To this end, he also [[Addressing Liquid|created yet another video]] where he described himself as a popular, attractive, even-tempered individual who makes good choices and has a strong moral compass.

tl;dr: Chris now believes he can steal people's girlfriends by making crappy YouTube videos full of lies and sexual innuendo.

==This Chris sounds like a stud, where do I sign up?==

[[sweetheart|Click here if you wish to pursue becoming a girlfriend of Christian.]]

==I'm a fat, lazy, narcissist with no money. Suggestions?==
[[Image:1800RITENOW.jpg|thumb|right|200px|CALL NOW]]

Unfortunately, the ads you may have seen for 1-800-RITE-NOW are stupidly false.

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]

Talk:U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L

2010-01-16T06:19:18Z

Ezra Mason: /* We need a new name */

What.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:45, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

What.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 00:52, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Tahw.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 00:59, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Que.--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 02:38, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Ejsy.--[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 03:34, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

74H\/\/.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 05:36, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Since the title is pretty hard to search, and it's kind of a quick addendum to the [[15 January 2010]] video, should we merge this into that article, or possibly rename it to something like "Love Sonichu and Hate Asperchu?" [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 01:16, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:* What if we just redirect it. Does the searchbox even display redirects?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:47, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

How high are the chances that he saw [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Kids_on_the_Blecch this episode] and thought that it really works?--[[User:Yawn|Yawn]] 2:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I'd bet you're right on the money with that guess. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:09, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

So. ... yeah. Too bad coordinating an entire "that new video gave me a stroke/made me loathe Sonichu for some reason/was transparently idiotic" mailbag would be counterintuitive and still reinforce his belief he has magic powers. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 03:07, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

I has a sinking feeling that he watched dora the explorer before filming this --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 7:30 PM, 1/12/09
:* Dora the Explorer? Part of me is dreading he's heard of [[Wikipedia:Zatanna|Zatanna]]--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 03:49, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Uh, did he yank this one? [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 06:13, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris's Backwards "L337"==

Even if Chris weren't trying to pass his backwards "L337" off as Spanish, it would be hard to understand, since his L337 is almost entirely wrong. For simplicity's sake, let's pretend that Chris had at least written his two word-phrases forwards. Even in that case, he'd have written "HATEASPERCHU" as "8A73A2P34C8U" when it should read "H47345P3RCHU", and he'd have written "LOVESONICHU" as "L0V320N1C8U" when it should read "L0V350N1CHU". I mean, god-''damn''. Add L337 to the list of things Chris fails at! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:03, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

:[[Fail|Done and done.]]--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 05:48, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

==We need a new name==

This name is just ridiculous.We need a new name for the article. Any ideas? [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:51, 16 January 2010 (UTC)
* Spanglish Brainwash? -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 06:19, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:15 January 2010

2010-01-15T23:18:08Z

Ezra Mason: /* 3 Days */

== 3 Days ==

This is the 3rd day he's had that same shirt on. I think this is a new record, if I'm not mistaken!
*This deserves mention somewhere. Probably under the shower section of Chris and Health. -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 23:18, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Also, why does he always want his enemies to come to his house? I mean, I think Alba & crew have jobs to tend to, and can't just tell their bosses that they have to take a few days off to beat up some HFA manchild. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:50, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I think wanting them to come to Ruckersville is mostly to show people (especially his parents) "SEE, THE TROLLS DO EXIST, THEY MOCK ME, SEE, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, I'M NOT CRAZY, I TOLD YOU!" and then he'll cry for Bob and Barb to fight for him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:06, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
**Or it could be that Chris, being so completely deluded, and having never actually experienced a physical fight, genuinely thinks he could win a 4-1 fight. I mean, come on. It's so easy in the comic. How tough could it be in real life? -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 23:17, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:15 January 2010

2010-01-15T23:17:51Z

Ezra Mason: /* 3 Days */

== 3 Days ==

This is the 3rd day he's had that same shirt on. I think this is a new record, if I'm not mistaken!
*This deserves mention somewhere. Probably under the shower section of Chris and Health.

Also, why does he always want his enemies to come to his house? I mean, I think Alba & crew have jobs to tend to, and can't just tell their bosses that they have to take a few days off to beat up some HFA manchild. -[[User:Scarf|Scarf]] 20:50, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
*I think wanting them to come to Ruckersville is mostly to show people (especially his parents) "SEE, THE TROLLS DO EXIST, THEY MOCK ME, SEE, THEY'RE RIGHT HERE, I'M NOT CRAZY, I TOLD YOU!" and then he'll cry for Bob and Barb to fight for him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:06, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
**Or it could be that Chris, being so completely deluded, and having never actually experienced a physical fight, genuinely thinks he could win a 4-1 fight. I mean, come on. It's so easy in the comic. How tough could it be in real life? -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 23:17, 15 January 2010 (UTC)

File talk:CWCsEloquateSonichuandRosechu.jpg

2010-01-14T04:25:39Z

Ezra Mason:

sneaks in a tux? classy [[User:Ultrajinx|ultrajinx]] 15:55, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Goddammit. Couldn't he at least, you know, trace it? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 16:05, 24 November 2009 (CET)

Note that he added his signature. -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 04:25, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Chris and his ego

2010-01-14T04:12:24Z

Ezra Mason: /* Hubris: The Pride Before the Fall */

{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, [[Mailbag_10#Rejected_Mailbag|Mailbag 10 (Rejected)]]}}
'''Egotism''', out of all of Chris's flaws, is the most important and self-destructive. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] for real.
[[Image:SchuComic0P44.jpg|thumb|'''egotism''', (noun): the belief that your pain (getting kicked out of the mall for being creepy) trumps all others (divorce and loss of beloved children)]]
==Origins==
Why is Chris such an egotist? In his sheltered childhood, his enabling parents taught him to shift blame for all of his troubles to other people. A sense of entitlement, again homegrown, skewed his perception of the proportionality between his problems and those of other people. Chris doesn't completely lack empathy; he isn't a sociopath, but the internal 'scale' by which he weighs the feelings of others is completely twisted. His autism compounded the problem by making it difficult for him to understand social cues and relate normally to his peers. He grew up in a different world.

But that explains why Chris ''was'' an egotist, ''struggled with'' egotism, or ''has tendencies towards'' egotism. While Chris's childhood was less than ideal, it shouldn't have been crippling. Time and experience should have helped temper his ego, but Chris's development appears to have completely stopped. Chris is still an egotist because he lives in a social time capsule that has allowed him to carry on for the better part of a decade without a single life lesson. And he still lives in that time capsule because it is easy, it is comfortable, and people let him.

===The Enablers===
[[Image:0063-BobAndBarbaraNewLife.jpg|thumb|Exhibit A]]
{{quote|He that spareth his rod hateth his son: but he that loveth him chasteneth him betimes.|Proverbs 13:24}}
Chris's parents are enablers ''par excellence''. There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a 30-year-old with autism should live at home with his parents, especially one as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation show him to be. Adults with far more crippling mental health problems (from emotional disorders to mental retardation) live more independently than Chris does, whether alone, alone with supervision, or in group homes.

For a child like Chris, public school special education is generally geared toward helping the child understand how their disorder affects their life, and what strategies they can use to minimize its impact. This is a well-documented and well-supported strategy, but it relies on "buy-in." Chris's parents clearly never bought into the strategies, because they never fostered any interest in independence in Chris. This undermined the entire regimen of special education, and gave them a man-child with entitlement issues.

===Monthly Tugboat===
{{Main|Chris and Money}}Regardless of whether Chris is abusing the welfare system, his parents are abusing it through him, or the system itself is flawed, the fact remains that the [[monthly tugboat]] is a major factor in making Chris's lifestyle—and thus his worldview—sustainable.

===Blind Fucking Luck and the Cherry Picking Fallacy<ref>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cherry_picking Cherry Picking</ref>===
[[Image:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Local Boy Levels Up]]
[[Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|Article in PVCC's ''Forum'']]
[[Image:Famewhore.jpg|thumb|McIntire Park]]
A [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]] or [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|two]] here; a [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews|two-second local TV blip]] there. The results are that outside events most people never experience have stroked Chris's already monstrous ego.

Consider that Chris has produced a ''huge'' volume of fanmail, letters-to-the-editor, internet commentary, and other drivel. Each letter to Nintendo is a message in a bottle: most of them never return, but the one that does—on an official letterhead, and addressed to Mr. C. W. Chandler—is confirmation of his celebrity.<ref>[[An Official Sonichu Update]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Yeah...it says here that, uh, yeah...they—th—it goes on to say that:

:"Nintendo of America has some of the most devoted, enthusiastic fans of any game developer. Each week, they receive, uh, hundreds of thousands of suggestions about their games and systems. While they would love to, uh, use ideas from f—fa—from fans to develop actual products, due to the volume of the, uh, requests they receive and the resources it would take to process them, they do not accept unsolicited game or product ideas. But they are committed to being at the leading edge of game and hardware development, though, and they can be sure that they are constantly at work developing new and exciting products and game ideas."

Now, uh, here's the interesting part...where they quote about how I can actually...go further about ch—about them changing their minds and actually accepting the idea and helping me, uh, makin' it—makin' it totally real...with the video games and the TV animations and the action figures, and...officially-released—my personally-approved...medals... ''[...]'' they say that, uh, the best way to let other fans know about my idea or to generate hype about the future game I'd like to see is to post the ideas to the forums on their sites.}} 

As if Chris didn't think his shit was golden to begin with, he got a second nod from ''Nintendo Power'' for his epic [[Animal Crossing Documentary]], and a page in [[PVCC]]'s ''Forum'' as icing on the cake. Even before his e-fame, Chris had plenty of evidence to convince himself that he ''was'' creative, and not just a high-volume douchenozzle that had pestered his way to acknowledgment. As he graduated from [[PVCC]] in 2006, his writing shows that [[Sonichu]] was, in his mind, already tested: there was just some small threshold of notoriety or connections that needed to be breached, in order to become a true media sensation.

On top of that, Chris has a huge amount of free time to inject himself into situations like the [[McIntire Park]] meetings, which allows him to cherry-pick more moments of recognition. A tongue-in-cheek acknowledgment by the local council seems cute to us, but is serious business to him. And since Chris cherry-picks only the reinforcement that he wants, his legions of [[troll]]s just add to the fire. Delusion has led him to believe that he has a legion of fans; a few hundred emails in his inbox confirm it.

==Manifestations==

Chris's egotism manifests itself in many ways.

===Unwarranted Self-Importance===
[[Image:Apology_to_Mary_Lee.jpg|thumb|Very gracious.]]
:''See also: [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]''

As overwhelming as Chris's unwarranted self-importance is, it's easy for the novice observer to get lost in the sea of ''Sonichu'' shit and assume that he's just confident in his e-fame. "Of course," you say, "he's got a billion hits on YouTube and a thousand emails in his mailbox. He's going to think he's hot shit, like every other retard on the [[DeviantArt|internet]]."

But nothing sums up Chris's deep and abiding USI like this missive to [[Mary Lee Walsh]]<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Emails with Mary|Emails with Mary]]</ref>:

{{quotebox|Mary, I've slept on it, and I have realized that note-hanging is not the way to get attention. And I don't really want to meet with either you nor Susan, no offense. I'll tell you what, let's forget the meeting, and if you will allow my newsletter to stay in distribution, I will do all of the following:

*I will never hang notes on the wall again.
*I'll consider stopping my Silent Treatment on Susan.
*I'll consider knocking you and Susan up my scale of Respect each by 2 points (0=No Respect...10=Respect).

Please reply via E-Mail.

Christian C.}}

E-fame just adds a whole new dimension. He was a misunderstood genius before; now he's a misunderstood genius with a [[personal army]].

{{quote|III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[True and Loyal Fanbase|E'RRYBODY, IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}

It's so bad now that when Chris meets someone new who claims not to know who he is, he seems skeptical and surprised.<ref>Exchange with the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]], [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Meet the Pickle .2801:21:44 - 01:25:29.29|Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref>

{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.|Chris, in his [[CWC's Second Message|second YouTube video]]}}

The instant-gratification, instant-acknowledgment, and instant-attention—good or bad—that has come with his minor e-fame of the last few years has thoroughly convinced Chris that people ''do'' read everything he writes, and that his YouTube messages ''invariably'' get to his target audience.

===Persecution Complex===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|Saint CWC the Martyr.]]

Chris has a lot of problems, and even the ones he [[lie|'takes responsibility for']] are still out of his hands.

*His [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|school]] was mean to him.
*He didn't deserve that [[Song of Christian|F in English]].
*Or the one in [[CADD Chef|CADD]].

And if that wasn't enough, he thinks every authority figure in the land is conspiring against his [[Love Quest]]:

{{quote|Then in Mid-October, the Quote/Unquote "Dean of Student Services," Mary Lee Walsh, approached me and pulled my sign away from me and told me, "You're NOT ALLOWED TO FIND TRUE LOVE HERE." MY HEART WAS SHATTERED that very moment.|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Enter_the_Wicked_Witch_of_the_Private_Villa_of_Corrupted_Citizens|Wikipedia Page]]}}

It doesn't help that he's engaged in a quagmire of a war against the [[homo]] rumors that those [[Trolls|DAMNED TROLLS]] keep spreading about him, with a second front versus the [[Chris and copyright|copyright]] violating [[Liquid Chris|thieves]].

{{quote|It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!|Chris, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]}}

It has never—and likely ''will'' never—occurred to him that he needs to go ''outside'', get a job, and get off the damned internet.

===Naivete===
Chris's simple-mindedness and gullibility are legendary. The man is like the Sith: he only deals in absolutes. Either you're with him or you're a [[troll]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk—even from professionals—about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labelling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a [[troll]].

Chris equates [[honesty]] with divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris - getting haircuts, drinking his own [[navy]], even giving away his phone number and home address! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his social security number and when that happens, it probably won't be a surprise to anybody.

His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by trolls promising [[china]] or threatening [[Sonichu]]. The earlier trolling schemes, such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]], got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that [[Cwcki|they had to start a wiki to keep track of it all]].

===Hubris: The Pride Before the Fall===
[[Image:SchuComic8P68.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Jiggliami]] sums it up nicely]]
{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}
Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal [[slow-in-the-minds|autistics]]. In fact, this attitude has transcended self-confidence and erupted into full-blown hubris: Chris is convinced that his [[Chris and writing|writing]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|musical]] [[Guitar Hero|talents]], and [[Chris and art|art]] are not just competitive with his peers, but clearly superior.

And he doesn't just have the power to create: his is also the power to destroy. This line of thinking is exemplified by Chris's acceptance that [[Ryan Cash]] committed suicide just because he withheld ''Sonichu'' updates, and would worsen when he believed that his [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] to have some sort of horror befall him.

But those are just the most insane moments of cognitive dissonance. What about the time he went into hysterics when he didn't get a recognition for his [[Chris and Art|art]]?

{{quote|I should have been Highly Recognized for my ARTISTIC TALENTS I showed in my Many Art Classes for the Award Ceremonies before Graduation Day. I felt crestfallen greatly from not getting recognized for any of my Talents. I EXCELLED IN MATH TOO FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!|Chris, on his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#Graduation|Wikipedia page]]}}

Or his reaction to losing the [[Adam Stackhouse|Parappa Contest]]?

{{quote|So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!!|Chris, on the [http://web.archive.org/web/20070830114517/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm Sonichu Site]}}
[[Image:How chris sees himself.jpg|thumb]]
All of the above is consistent with the behavior of small children, who, isolated from the real world by a lack of comprehension and limited mobility, believe themselves to be godlike beings. This belief is gradually destroyed as the child goes to school and encounters outside authority, leading to their acknowledgment of the fact that they are, in fact, ordinary people. Of course, since Chris is not only autistic but also extremely sheltered, he still manages to cling to this belief by focusing on specific aspects of his life and constructing [[CWCville|elaborate fantasy worlds]]. This is also probably why he sees mundane chores as horrific trials of strength and will. In psychological terms, this can be referred to as 'psychological neoteny,' which is basically the retention of juvenile traits well into physical maturity.

Also consistent with his childlike mindset is his apparent belief that he has supernatural powers. In Freudian terms, this is referred to as 'omnipotence of thought'. Basically, Chris cherry-picks elements of his life in order to validate his fantasy of control, which is more systematically displayed in the Sonichu comics. Taking this into consideration, it's likely that Magi-chan is yet another Mary Sue for Chris (which adds more fuel to certain theories), serving as a kind of avatar for his desire for authority. Why he felt it necessary to make another character to fill this role is unclear, considering he's already established [[Chris-chan Sonichu|himself]] as the one true God of CWCville.

==War against the ego==
One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knights]]. These [[slow-in-the-minds|misguided souls]] have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.

When asked to get real, psychiatric help, Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious [[monthly tugboat]] on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).

==Examples of Chris's Ego in the Real World and in the Comic==
{{Main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}

==References==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Talk:Ultra Sonichu

2010-01-14T01:29:20Z

Ezra Mason: /* Will he ever make a comic appearance? */

what happens if he collides with another boy pikachu? --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 13:05, 7 July 2009 (CEST)

I'm guessing the almighty Chris will come down and punish them all. Have you noticed that on Ultra Sonichu's Animal Crossing Character Card it doesn't even bother to hide the plagiarism? It says Chaos Emeralds, not Sonichu Balls. --[[User:Nayiri|Nayiri]] needs to learn to sign their posts
*i think chris originally planned for sonichu to use the chaos emeralds. the sonichu balls were likely invented at the same time as the chaotic combo, some time after sonichu himself, probably when he started the comics. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 17:03, 14 July 2009 (CEST)

== Will he ever make a comic appearance? ==

I'm speculating that Chris as actually completely forgotten about Ultra Sonichu. --[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 16:39, 4 December 2009 (CET)
* Knowing him, it's pretty likely that he did. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:30, 4 December 2009 (CET)
** Guess he showed you guys. -[[User:Ezra Mason|Ezra Mason]] 01:29, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

Ultra Sonichu

2010-01-14T01:26:22Z

Ezra Mason: /* Evolution confusion */

[[Image:219-UltraSchuPose.jpg|right|thumb|Ultra Sonichu, aka Down's Syndrome Sonichu]]

{{quote|After absorbing the power of the 7 Chaos Emeralds, Sonichu transforms into his Super-Form where he is invincible beyond compare. He can fly sky-high and has the most powerful Lightining Attacks.|[[:Image:215-ACUltSchuBck.jpg|Ultra Sonichu Animal Crossing card]]}}

The final form of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] that Chris has hyped before the comic even began. [[Sonichu]] evolves into this stage after being united with the seven [[Sonichu Balls]]; he then becomes invincible beyond compare and gains the ability to fly sky high.

Another of Chris's blatant rip-offs, it is a copy of [[Sonic the Hedgehog|"Super Sonic"]]. Super Sonic is the result of Sonic collecting all 7 Chaos Emeralds, which itself is a rip-off of the Super Saiyan transformation from Dragon Ball Z. Even though Super Sonic is a rip-off, it actually attempts to hide it, and has decent artwork as well.

It should also be noted that Super Sonichu is basically a recolor of Chris's very first failure [[Bionic]], minus the recolor.

After years of promises, he finally appears in [[Sonichu 10]].

==Evolution confusion==
Ultra Sonichu evolves from Sonichu. [[Metonic]] also evolves from Sonichu. It has already been shown in the comic that Sonichu will eventually evolve into [[Metonic]], <s>so technically Sonichu will never be able to evolve into Ultra Sonichu.</s> [[Sonichu 10|He found a way.]]

==Star Sign confusion==
After evolution, '''Ultra Sonichu's''' star sign changes from Pisces to Aries. How this is possible is still a mystery. A theory is that Blake is the one to actually assume this form, since he is an Aries, much like Ultra Sonichu, and is supposed to have all the abilities Sonichu possesses. That would be an interesting plot twist to give Blake the role as the actual hero; however, considering Chris's writing ability, this is probably just a coincidence.

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User talk:Ezra Mason

2010-01-07T04:25:21Z

Ezra Mason:

{{welcome|Champthom}}

I think the humor thing is something that really can be discussed in [[autism]], as evidence of Chris being autistic, in addition to being touched upon in [[Family Guy]] not to mention [[Random access humor]] more or less serves as "Chris and humor." Autistics tend to be literal and concrete, so that's why Chris will miss subtlety of a joke and why he finds random things or word plays funny. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:55, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*Fair enough. Thanks for taking notice, anyway. On a side note, it's funny that people seem to be learning about Autism because of Chris's shenanigans.