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Jerkop

2024-10-16T01:52:41Z

FakedFrames514: added Robert Franklin Chandler Sr.

{{quote|[[Mary Lee Walsh|That *&^%$]] SHATTERED MY HEART AND MURDERED MY SOUL. And it wasn't just her, the Policemen Imposters in Brown, White and Red, AKA The Jerkops (Blue and Black ARE the TRUE POLICE SOLDIERS) also seriously indented the impression that "[[Virgina is for Virgins]], NOT Lovers".}}

[[Image:146-Jerkop.jpg|thumb|A REAL AMERICAN HERO]]
A '''Jerkop''' is a mall security guard, police officer or prison guard. The word itself is a portmanteau of "[[JERKS|JERK]]" and "cop". Female Jerkops are sometimes called '''Janekops'''.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20111128031730/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Jerkops.2C_Janekops.2C_ATTACK.21]</ref>

In the [[comic|Sonichu comics]], Jerkops serve as the villainous private army of [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]], with Sonichu liberating them from the former's control in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

==Appearance==
[[Image:Jerkops2004.jpg|thumb|left|Standard Jerkops watch [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|some shitty recolor]] levitate in a [[2004]] short.]]

Jerkops typically resemble human beings wearing red, white, or brown police-style uniforms. [[Chris]] goes into greater detail in his "Backyard Safari" feature in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]]:

{{quote|Let's look at one on this illustration. Now here, we see its head is a basic human shape, but it only thinks [[Death threats|evil]] and [[Mass debating|naughty]] thoughts. Note, its eyes are frowning; the[sic] stay that way 24/7. With this face, [[Virgin with rage|they rarely attract any women]]. This "badge" is a phony; it's really a cracker, covered in glitter-glue. It wards away all who approach it with its out-of-date breadstick. They wear basic black pants to cover their agil[sic], yet ugly legs; viens[sic], hair, and sores oh, my! Some, not all, wear a black gove[sic] to cover the spot where one finger fell of[sic] as it grew up. They wear brown shoes, because they are ashamed of their sausage feet. When attacked by one, you can take it down easily by kicking it here, in the sour-dough area.}}

Rank and file Jerkops are depicted in an even simpler fashion than the other background characters in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Their legs are often held tightly together, as if they move via tiny wheels on the undersides of their feet. They have plain, curved, vase-like white bodies. Their female counterparts, Janekops, look about the same, except for their prominent breasts and neck-length hairstyles.

Chris would later elaborate on the Jerkop uniforms on the [[CWCipedia]]. White uniforms were for low-class Jerkops, such as new recruits. Red uniforms were for an intermediate rank, possessing "Good Amount of Expierences and Combat Skills." Finally, brown uniforms were for the highest class, including Jerkhiefs and Jerkop Daitenzen such as Bagget.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20111128031730/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#The_Construction_of_the_PVCCitizens_Building</ref>
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===Mecha-Jerkops===
[[Image:Mecha-jerkops.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Like Robocop, only... no, actually, they're nothing like Robocop at all.]]
Robotic minions of the Jerkops, the Mecha-Jerkops first appeared in [[Sonichu 3|Sonichu #3]]. Humanoid in appearance, Mecha-Jerkops are about half the size of normal humans, and are dressed and armed to resemble human Jerkops in every other respect. Because of this, and [[Chris and art|Chris's inconsistent depiction of scale and perspective]], it is difficult to distinguish Mecha-Jerkops from their organic counterparts, and they may have appeared in subsequent issues without being named.

In [[Sub-Episode 4]], "McAttack Part 1", [[B-Manajerk]] explains that the [[Jerkhief]] informed him of Chris and his [[Love Quest]]. To help the Manajerks at [[Mal-Wart]] defeat Chris, the Jerkhief sent a pair of Mecha-Jerkops to help the B-Manajerk, and his partner, the [[Merried Seinor Comic]]. Before the Mecha-Jerkops could act, however, they were cut down by the sword of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who had come to help Chris battle the Manajerks.

==Police?==
{{quote|And so, I urge you the citizens of CWCville to remember, with the police, only black and blue are true; all other colors are VICE!|Chris displays his irrational hatred of the Vice Squad, [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]], page 28}}

[[File:IwouldntfeelcomfortableMySpace.jpg|thumb|"Police-Women" on Chris's [[dating]] blacklist]]

While a common misconception holds that Chris essentially delivered a verbose "Fuck tha Police" through the Jerkop characters, he clarified in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu ''#5]] that [[Niggos|brown]] (mall security) is wrong, while more common black and blue (police officers) are [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]]. A lot of what Chris wrote about the Jerkops was a feeble effort to undermine the authority of private security staff by comparing them unfavorably with the police. So in mocking the Jerkops' "cracker" badges and hyping "the true police people", Chris ironically put the police on a pedestal.

That said, Chris held a very narrow definition of a "true" police officer. When describing the origins of the Jerkops on CWCipedia, Chris again pointed out that they wore uniforms "OF COLORS OTHER THAN BLUE OR BLACK." This seemed to be a major sticking point for Chris. [[Chris and reality|As far as he was concerned]], [[Chris and fashion|the color of a cop's uniform]] provided the sole signifier of his authority, even though many police officers wear brown or white uniforms (or plain clothes when undercover) whether Chris approves or not. Brown is also a popular choice for county police and sheriff's deputies' uniforms (i.e. those serving Greene County), while blue is more common in the cities.

Whatever he was wearing at the time, [[Bagget|Marcus Baggett]] was definitely a real police officer when he arrested Chris in 2004. Nevertheless, Chris still lumped him into the same category as all the security guards who gave him a hard time. So, according to Chris's earlier outlook, cops are only okay as long as they wear blue and black AND they don't try to arrest him for breaking the [[Chris and the law|law]].

Subsequent to the events of [[28 October 2011]], these distinctions are moot. Chris now hates and fears all security guards or police officers regardless of their uniforms or the source of their authority. In a Facebook status update from January 2012, made during an attempt to trawl the [[Fashion Square Mall]] for sweethearts, he states: "After October 28, 2011; I know have TOTAL Disrespect and Miscontent of the soo-called Officers of the Badge." This was cemented further in a [[September 2013]] post in which he wrote: "From this moment, I loathe ALL Charlottesville and Ruckersville "Police"; God Damned Jerkops!!! Trolls and Bullies; Every Last One If Them!!!" Chris also proclaimed that no police were to be allowed in [[CWCville]].<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#No police allowed]]</ref>

However, when he [[Jail Saga#Arrest|got arrested in]] [[August 2021]], he uncharacteristically complied with officers (albeit on the advice of [[The WCT]] ''and'' openly invoking the [[Dimensional Merge]] as he did so), suggesting it may not be so much that his antipathy towards the Jerkops has abated within the past several years, but that he instead opts for [[Chris and reality|descent into fantasy]] to live in denial that he could ever be deserving of legal scrutiny.

That being said, in late [[May 2024]] when he caught a [[Kiwi Farms]] user's car approaching his house on security camera, he threatened to report any future stalkers to the authorities using footage as proof.<ref>[[May 2024 social media posts#Stalker gets caught on security camera]]</ref> [[Chris and his ego|You need not guess why he would suddenly decide the law isn't all villainous.]]

==Police in ''Sonichu''==
While [[CWCville]] has a police department in ''Sonichu'', they rarely ever appear, except to support Chris and Sonichu while they defend the city instead. In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] Chris dismisses them from the battlefield as soon as he arrives, and in [[Sonichu 9|#9]] they're only mentioned as part of the city's defenses. Finally, in [[Sonichu 10|#10]], Chris introduces Constables Lou Perez and Gerald Grant, when Magi-Chan sends them to check Inos into a soup hotel.{{clear}}

==Equipment==

{{quote|MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS!|[[Jerkhief]], [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]] cover}}

[[Image:Freudiangun.jpg|right|thumb|A [[pickle]] cleverly disguised as a pistol.]]

Jerkops, in fitting with their mission to prevent autistic manchildren from procreating, are equipped with faux badges, evidently made of crackers, glitter glue and tree bark.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20120628142040/https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_4/Page_56]</ref> What purpose these serve is unknown, as [[Chris|no one]] would be so [[Autistic|retarded]] as to fall for such a shoddy disguise.

In terms of weaponry, most Jerkops carry a stale breadstick, in place of a traditional nightstick, pulled from nowhere. The Jerkops also used handcuffs on one occasion, although this may not be standard issue. [[Jerkhief]] wields a Halberd-like Pole Axe, and wears a suit of powered armor with Laser Cannons and Missile Lauchers in its shoulders and back, along with the ability to fire off its fists like rockets- he also keeps a Pistol and a Metal Slingshot as backup weaponry. [[Bagget|Jerkop Daitenzen]] wields a sword, and his costume seems to be made of a special material that protects him from the electric attacks of [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]].

The Jerkops also employ several [[Decepti-Clones|transforming robots]] for transportation and battle. These include "Punislavs", which transform into brown-liveried Police Cruisers, "Scoundrels as Vessels", which transform into heavily-armoured SUVs, and "Crackders", which transform into dark blue [[Wikipedia:Sukhoi Su-35|Jet Fighters]]. The Crackder model proved instrumental in Bagget's capture of Chris in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]].
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==Weaknesses==
[[Image:Cwckicktothenads.JPG|center|thumb|300px|This is how Chris deals with people who tell him to GTFO]]
As demonstrated above, the best way to reduce those who prevent you from violating the law to a quivering pile of jelly is [[CWC Fighter|a good kick]] in the balls, or [[CWC-isms|as Chris calls it]], the "Sourdough region." The lowest levels of Jerkop require only a single kick to this region, while higher-level Jerkops such as the [[Jerkhief]] may require as many as five kicks, because their fat absorbs the impact.

==Creation of a Jerkop==
[[File:CrowdofJerkops.jpg|thumb|right|200|What Chris sees every time he steps in the mall.]]
According to the CWCipedia, Jerkops are normal men and women who ended up attending [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Ryam]]'s school, known as "Prowldent Virginia Community College." Upon entering the school for the first day, they are unwittingly infected with "brainwashing powder" that subconsciously affects them. They can live normal lives, but once Slaweel has need for them, she'll activate the brainwashing, and the Jerkops will don their uniforms and go cockblock Chris.

As seen in Chris's [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"|earlier documentation]], the Jerkops also make use of a "Hypno-Gun" to add to their numbers, since they have such a [[virgin with rage|hard time reproducing]]. In describing the hypno-gun, Chris made it very clear that the Jerkop brainwashing only worked on "[[slow-in-the-minds]]", and others of [[Christian Weston Chandler|lesser intelligence]]. It wasn't until [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] where any mention was made of the idea of un-brainwashing the Jerkops, and even then, Chris makes it abundantly clear that his Electric Hedgehogs have managed to actually [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|''kill'']] several of the otherwise completely innocent victims in their fights.

Whatever the previous method of un-brainwashing the Jerkops that Sonichu and company manage not to outright murder, it becomes a moot point in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], when [[Ultra Sonichu]] uses his [[GodJesus|nigh-omnipotence]] to supposedly cure all Jerkops everywhere forever.

==Appearances in comic==
*[[Sonichu_0#Sub-Episode_1:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Jerkop-tastropie.22|Sonichu 0 Sub-Episode 1:Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-Tastrophe"]]
*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_6:_.22Christian_Chandler.27s_Backyard_Safari.22|Sonichu 4 Sub Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"]]
*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_7:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target.22|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 7: "Off-Target"]]
*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_8:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target_part_2.22|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 8: "Off-Target part 2"]]
*[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Sonichu 5 Episode 13: "Smashed Hearts & Entrapment"]]
*[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Sonichu 6 Episode 14: "Evil is Afoot!"]]
*[[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Sonichu 7 Episode 16: "Time Hogs"]]
*[[Sonichu_9#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|Sonichu 9 Episode 20: "CWC-Defense"]]
*[[Sonichu_10#Episode_21:_Christian_Chandler_in_Director_Amenities|Sonichu 10 Episode 21: Christian Chandler in "Director Amenities"]]
*[[Sonichu_12#Episode_26:_Prideful|Sonichu 12 Episode 26: "Prideful"]]

==Notable Jerkops==
*[[Jerkhief]]
*[[Bagget]]
*[[Punislav]]
*[[Cole Smithey]]
*Robert Franklin Chandler Sr.

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==See also==
{{Fan art|chris=Jerkops|linkname=Jerkops}}
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Janekops|Janekops]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Chris and the law]]
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2020

2024-10-13T18:11:47Z

FakedFrames514: changed 12th to twelfth

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[[File:1544732723661.jpg|thumb|240px|2020's greatest (and only) film.]]

'''2020''' was the twelfth year since Chris's discovery, and the start of its second decade.

The [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|''Sonic'' movie]] was released in February, with Chris enjoying it despite his [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)#Previews|earlier grievances]]. President [[Pmurt]] lost his re-election bid to [[Joe Biden]], whom Chris had endorsed (that is until he voted for {{w|Lisa Simpson}}). The [[COVID-19|coronavirus pandemic]] - which began in the last few days of 2019 - worsened significantly on a global scale, resulting in the cancellation of numerous events; among them was BABScon, which Chris had been eagerly awaiting. To cope with this, he began [[Spirit possession|body-swapping]] with Sonichu in April, which continued for the rest of the year. Chris's gradual [[Chris and reality|mental decline]] continued, digging himself deeper into his delusions of the [[Dimensional Merge]]. He also made contact with the [[Praetor]] gang of weens and gave several [[Discord Q&A]]s.

==January==
{{main|January 2020}}

Chris started the new decade on a quiet note, with no videos uploaded. On Twitter, Chris made a plea for [[The End Games]] to unban him, which obviously wasn't successful. He eventually sent them a piece of mail containing a drawing, presumably an attempt to harass or intimidate them. At the end of the month, Chris was sued for [[debt]] yet again, this time by two creditors – Portfolio Recovery Associates and Jefferson Capital Systems.

==February ==
[[File:Feb20.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in February 2020]]
{{main|February 2020}}

[[Chris's birthday|Chris turned 38]] this month, saw the ''Sonic'' movie, and tried comforting an [[pedofork|underage user]] on [[Twitter]] by recounting the time he saw Bob's dick; when he was reprimanded for this, Chris went on a massive screed about how the [[trolls]] ruined his life and made him hate sex. Other than this, not a whole lot else happened.

==March==
[[File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in March 2020]]
{{main|March 2020}}

On 13 March, the aforementioned coronavirus pandemic was declared a national emergency, which resulted in the cancellations of numerous social events and other things (including BABScon, which Chris would go onto Twitter to complain about). Other than that, the month in general became very slow for Chris and his followers.

==April==
[[File:Chris in April 2020 on Leftovers Tonight.PNG|thumb|left|Chris, or "Sonichu", in April 2020]]
{{main|April 2020}}

On April 15, Chris announced that he had swapped bodies with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], and role-played as such through the rest of the month. He also appeared in [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|a livestream]] hosted by a ween.

==May ==
[[File:May2020.JPG|thumb|Chris in May 2020]]
{{main|May 2020}}
Chris continued to believe that he had swapped bodies with Sonichu, and as such role-played as him on Twitter. Chris also streamed [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Part 2|Part 2]] of the [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams]].

==June==
{{main|June 2020}}
[[File:CWC GoPony reaction.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris in June 2020]]
Chris, still in the midst of his bodyswap, continued to spew out tweets. He watched the premiere of the derided ''[[My Little Pony Protests|Pony Life]]'' show and threatened to expose his trolls. He also streamed [[Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams#Part 3|the third part]] of the Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams.

==July ==
[[File:ChrisAugust2020.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in August 2020]]
{{main|July 2020}}
Now in the fourth month of his bodyswap, Chris urged his fans to attack his [[Trolls|enemies]] by [[Dox|"doxing"]] their Twitter handles. He confronted [[Jacob Sockness]] for the first time in months, and made an sexually suggestive tweet to an [[Pedofork|young artist]]. Other than this, Chris shied away from public life as the pandemic continued to unravel.

==August==

{{main|August 2020}}
August saw several notable leaks, including a [[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)|scrapped interview]] from 2017, a large number of images uploaded by Chris on Discord, and the full version of [[Tour of Chris's House III]]. ''Still'' in his bodyswap with Sonichu, Chris also created [[Chris's Last Will and Testament| a videotaped will]] and answered several [[Discord Q&A|Q&As]].

==September==
[[File:Cwc0920.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in September 2020]]
{{main|September 2020}}

The two debt cases from January wrapped up during September, leaving Chris with $3,678.92 more in debt. He also streamed the fourth part of the Analysis Anarchy Reaction Livestreams. Barb was featured in two videos, one of which is an video message directed to [[Cole Smithey]]. Chris also continued to answer Q&As on Discord.

==October==
[[File:Praetor5.jpg|thumb|Right|Chris in October 2020]]
{{main|October 2020}}
During October, a bodyswapped Chris released the cover for [[Sonichu 17]], met a group of people known as [[Praetor]], finished his [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams|TF2 Analysis reaction series]], and was interviewed on The Create Unknown Podcast.

==November==

{{main|November 2020}}

[[File:ChrisNovember2020.png|thumb|left|Chris in November 2020]]

Now in the sixth month of Chris’s bodyswap, his grasp on [[reality]] continued to deteriorate after claiming to have vote for [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] during the 2020 presidential election of the [[United States of America|U.S]], instead of [[Joe Biden]]. However, Chris later [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] Trump’s defeat.

Chris also continued to answer more [[Discord Q&A 10|questions from Discord]] and uploaded [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian|a video of himself reading a fanfiction]].

==December==

{{main|December 2020}}
Chris recorded voice clips for his [[Sonic World]] Sonichu mod, which contained content stolen from other modders without credit. This resulted in his submissions getting flagged, leading to Chris making [[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"|a public apology]]. Other than this, Chris made a [[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on|cryptic tweet]] announcing that the "The Merge is on.", presumably in reaction to [[BABSCon]] being yet again delayed; this time to 2022.

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14 Branchland Court

2024-10-13T17:59:25Z

FakedFrames514: Added 4 photos of 14bc

{{Split Off}}

{{quote|No burglar would ever want anything in this house.|Chris, being surprisingly ([[Manchester High Leaks|almost]]) modest.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#No burglar would steal Chris's stuff|Mailbag 44]]</ref>}}
{{quote|Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL|Chris, on the two-year anniversary of his [[2014 house fire|house fire]].<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Number 14 was aflame in '14. LOL]]</ref>}}
[[File:14bc-2024.jpg|thumb|The house in 2024.]]
[[File:August2021House1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2021.]]
[[Image:ChrisHouseMap.jpg|thumb|Aerial shot of the house.]]
[[File:14BCBEV.jpg|thumb|A rough drawing of a top-down view of the house in [[2009]]. This cutaway shows the second floor, with [[Chris's room]], the [[kitchen]], living room, bathroom and an unknown area visible.]]

'''14 Branchland Court''', [[Ruckersville, VA]], often abbreviated to '''14BC''', and also currently known as '''[[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Sonichu Headquarters]]''' and the '''Temple of CWC Sonichu'''<ref>[[:File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg]]</ref> – the last bastion of [[autism]]. This was the vile lair of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], up until his [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrest in 2021]]. Currently, it is inhabited by [[Christopher's name change|Christopher's ghost]], Chris's mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barbara]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> the surviving [[Chandler Cats|Chandler cats]],<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC"/> and Chris's dog [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]].<ref name="BarbVisit">[[Fan visits#e1ectricthunder]]</ref> It was a white two-story house with dark red trimming (which faded to ivory and pink respectively) with three bedrooms on the outskirts of Ruckersville, although since its renovation has been repainted in beige with dark green shutters. The property is near the intersection of Branchland Court and Westwood Drive, facing northwest. The house is just past the local trailer park and nestled in a lower middle-class suburban community. It was built in [[Pre-1980#1970s|1977]], and with no major work done from [[1986]]<ref>[[:File:14BranchlandCourt.png]]</ref> to [[2014]], the house shows its age with its tacky fake shutters and vinyl siding.

Chris and his family have notoriously spent decades constantly filling up the house with tons of garbage and junk, earning it the nickname of '''"The Hoard"'''. In earlier pictures (those of [[Chris]]'s twentieth birthday in [[2002]], for instance), the house seemed reasonably tidy; but, in his [[Tour of Chris's House|first video tour]], Chris kept referring to the fact that "things got cluttered," suggesting that the house has only grown fuller and fuller ever since. "Clutter" is, of course, a grievous understatement; the entire house is packed with garbage, to the point where junk fills up entire rooms and reach within two feet of the ceiling (the living room was, for a while, basically inaccessible due to all the accumulated junk). Similarly, other rooms are full of junk, but rather than solid, impassable slabs of filth like in the living room, there are small crevices with chairs, TVs, and other furnishings.

Of the three Chandlers, Barb was the biggest hoarder, and one of the biggest obstacles to cleaning the place aside from the general laziness of the family. [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] revealed that Chris's parents were aware of the alarming implications of the house's condition (with the junk being both a health hazard and a fire hazard), and feared that Chris's video tours could've elicited the attention of the [http://www.vdh.virginia.gov/LHD/ThomasJefferson/ Health Department of Greene County] resulting in their home being condemned. In the wake of Bob making that remark, [[weening|weens]] made several calls to the health department in hopes of spurring such a process into action, but their efforts proved fruitless, like most efforts to get the state to intervene in Chris's sorry life.

Chris [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|claimed]] to have put forth some effort towards cleaning up the house in early 2010, but the "back-breaking" tasks he describes amount to [[Chores|simple maintenance]], like vacuuming and scrubbing the floors. He talks about this as if he is making great progress in fixing the disaster area that is 14 Branchland Court, but his efforts seemed to amount to little more than preventing himself from [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|slipping on cat shit]] on a regular basis. Barb apparently threatened to throw him out of the house if he were to attempt to dispose of some of her hoard of useless shit.<ref>[[Kacey Call 10]]</ref>

Chris also claimed that Bob used to use a [[computer]], but Barbara bought an enormous amount of crap from Goodwill, blocking off the computer. Whether or not Barb did it to stop Bob from using the computer is unknown, but at any rate he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 8|Jackie Chat #8]]</ref>

In [[Rocky Shoemaker call|a phone call]] to [[Rocky Shoemaker]] in 2011, it was revealed that 14 Branchland Court was infested and that the parasitic infestation caused [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] to be "covered in bug bites" before his death from heart disease.

On 10 [[January 2014]], Chris reported that the house had sustained major structural damage from an [[Destruction Of Chris's House|early-morning house fire]] following an electrical shortage. Chris, Barb, the dogs, Lucy the cat, and other possessions made it out safely, and they spent about a year in a [[rental house]] – which they predictably completely trashed – before moving back to the renovated 14 Branchland Court in [[December 2014]]. Although Chris was temporarily detained in jail after his misadventure on the [[26 December 2014|26th]], he was later released on bail and moved back into his house in [[January 2015]].

The house was vacant between the time of Chris and Barb's separation after the [[Affair with Mother|incest]] fallout, and the first few weeks of the [[Jail Saga]] following Chris's arrest. A [[Kiwi Farms]] user confirmed that Barb returned to the house starting on, or at some point before, [[August 2021|August 29th 2021]].<ref name="BarbBackIn14BC">[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Status of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref> As of 2023, it appears that 14 Branchland Court is finally receiving at least some of the TLC it deserves, as recent fan visits have found the lawn being clipped and cleared of rubbish, and portions of the all-consuming hoard within having been extricated into bins to be disposed of, suggesting that someone has been paid to help Barb maintain the property.<ref>[[Fan visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS]]</ref>

Following the dismissal of Chris's case in [[August 2023]], his car was spotted at 14 Branchland Court on 4 [[September 2023]]. Chris retrieved his possessions from the house, such as some [[2021_Lost_Commissions|commissioned artwork he never finished]] from [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW|two years ago]]. In [[April 2024]], during a visit to 14 Branchland Court, Chris filmed himself collecting gravel from the front yard for selling on [[OfficialCWCmart]].<ref>[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]</ref>

==History==
{{See also|Property tax assessment}}

14 Branchland Court was built in 1977 on a lot of 0.56 acres.<ref>[[Property tax assessment]]</ref>

Chris's parents presumably purchased 14 Branchland Court at some point between their marriage on 7 June 1980 (at which point they were still living in the Richmond area) and Chris's birth 20 months later. A plaque which hangs above Chris's bed in some videos (notably [[All Star]]) indicates that his parents' nickname for the house was '''"Wes-Chandler-Ton Manor"'''.

Chris lived at 14 Branchland Court from his birth on 24 [[February 1982]] until his family moved to the [[Richmond]] area in [[1993]] in order to escape the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Greene County]] Public School system's attempts to pull him out of mainstream schools. Initially, Chris and his father lived in the Richmond suburbs while his mother held the fort in Ruckersville so she could continue working for the local electric power authority until retirement. Barbara joined them after retiring a few years later.

The Chandlers moved back to the Ruckersville house in [[2000]] after Chris graduated [[high school]]. In [[100 2178|a video]] released in [[May 2010]], Chris claims that his family tried and failed to sell the house at some point, and would have stayed in the Richmond suburbs if they had been able to find a buyer. Chris naturally attributes the house's failure to sell to a conspiracy between local realtors and the Greene County school system, but as this article explains, it probably went unsold for more practical reasons.

The original number of the house was '''46 Branchland Court''' - this is the number given in [[A Week With Christian Chandler]] (2000) and [[Cole Smithey]]'s 1994 postcard to Barbara. It was changed to 14 sometime after 2000.

==First House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House}}
{{quote|if Clyde thought my room is a mess, he should see the rest of my house; my family has a LOT of clutter from small things in boxes to furniture. [...] You don't need to feel surprised from the mess of my family, my mother got her things one at a time while "it was a bargain".|Chris to [[Julie]]<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 5]]</ref>}}
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|right|[[Wikipedia:Inferno (Dante)#Canto III: Vestibule of Hell|Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.]]]]

In two videos uploaded on 27 [[March 2009]], Chris provided a tour of his house and the property that it's on. Like his own room, Chris's entire house is a disaster area. Several rooms are so cluttered that Chris cannot enter them.

What follows is a brief description of the rooms and other areas of 14 Branchland Court circa 2009.

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===Ground Floor===
[[File:0012-BobbyReading.jpg|thumb|250px|Bob in the family room.]]

The north corner is what Chris describes as the '''[[music]] room''' (probably where Bob kept his extensive music collection), which was primarily the domain of Barbara, who frequently slept there. A small '''bathroom''' is directly in front of the stairs leading up to the front door. On the other end of a short hallway is the '''utility room''', in which the family kept a refrigerator in addition to the usual washer and dryer. The '''family room''' (possibly in the west corner) had been claimed by Bob, who apparently slept there as well. If Chris's parents ever had, or used, dedicated bedrooms in the house, then they were never filmed.

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===Top Floor===
[[Image:411-CWCWeekP5 crop 2.jpg|thumb|right|Barbara moving Chris's earthly possessions from [[Richmond]] back to the living room in April [[2000]]. The junk was already amassing.]]

'''[[Chris's room|Chris's bedroom]]''' is in the north corner of the second floor. Across the hallway, near the east corner, is a filthy '''bathroom''', which apparently has not been cleaned in years, as implied by the layers of dark brown/green mold growing in the shower and the peeling of the veneer on the cabinetry. The '''[[kitchen]]''' and dining area are apparently near the southern corner and southwestern wall. The computer Chris used for Internet access at the time was in this part of the house, as was a Christmas tree left up year-round. Tellingly, Chris has actually photographed himself with [[Officer Nasty]] and [[sex toys|dildos]] in the kitchen, and has even [[mass debating|mass debated]] here over a webcam feed. This implies that Chris's parents never actually went upstairs, leaving Chris free to do [[sex tape|whatever he wanted]] undisturbed (well, [[Bob Walks In|mostly undisturbed]]). The '''living room''', filled with garbage to the point of uselessness, is across the stairway from Chris's room. It is likely the same as Chris's current '''[[Chris's room#Work room|work room]]''' used for storing toys and shooting videos.

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===Yard===
{{main|Yard (14 Branchland Court)}}

==Second House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House II}}

[[File:14bc1.jpg|thumb|The house in 2012.]]

In 2013, a video was leaked by [[Alec Benson Leary]] showing the state of Chris's home since the last tour he gave in 2009. Needless to say, especially in light of eyewitness reports of his front yard in 2012, the house became even ''more'' of a mess in the following years. Whereas Chris had at least ''some'' room to maneuver in the 2009 Tour Video, here, the passageways have become so narrow and jam-packed that even he complains about all of the clutter being in his way and begins sounding increasingly [[Stress|annoyed]] as he attempts to navigate the claustrophobic environment. The kitchen, in particular, has become an unsightly mess--the Chandlers apparently couldn't be half-assed to put away their groceries, so it's strewn all over the place. The living room, already an ocean of rubbish, has gotten worse, with the accumulated clutter now towering over Chris to the point where he has to stretch to get footage of it. The bathroom hasn't been cleaned since the [[ShowerClean|last video Chris released of him cleaning it]] - and he even admits so himself in the video.

Even the stairs of his home have become cluttered with nonsense such as Christmas ornaments, boxes, and bags, which could spell disaster if Chris or his mother have to evacuate the premises. Also notable is the fact that every so often, Chris can be observed picking up random pieces of garbage from the floor as well.

In [[Chris and his ego|typical Chris-Chan fashion]], he describes his room as "the cleanest of the whole house", despite it having unsightly masses of clothes everywhere and even an unmade bed that he couldn't be bothered to at least straighten up before making this ill-advised video.

When he steps outside, he basically confirms what trolls have documented as early as 2012: that his lawn is ''completely'' overgrown to the point where it has utterly consumed one of the structures in his yard. Also unsurprising is the fact that after Bob's death, the garden shed has been completely abandoned.

Given his commentary, it ''almost'' seemed like Chris acknowledges that he has kept his home in a very unacceptable condition....right until he blames [[Borb|his parents]] for being "hoarders" and [[Chris_and_remorse#Shifting_blame|totally shifting blame away from himself]], ''despite'' being the "man" of the house.

By this time, the bug infestation appears to have been gotten rid of, or at least contained. It was stated before that the infestation was so bad that Chris was confined to his room in order to avoid getting bitten, but in this video, no bugs are seen and Chris makes no mention of them.

==2014 house fire==
[[Image:14 Branchland Court on Fire - Copy.jpg|thumb|right|Witness image of 14 Branchland Court on fire. On Facebook, Chris blamed Keurig for causing the fire, but later let slip in an email that it was plugged into a "heavy-duty" extension cord in the basement bathroom.]]

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On 10 January 2014, a fire broke out at the Chandler household. According to Chris, this was caused by a worn extension cord plugged into a coffee machine, which sparked and started the blaze. Chris, his mother, the beagles, and Lucy (one of the cats) made it out safely, surprising when you consider how much clutter was obstructing the stairways. The firefighters could not effectively navigate the house through either door and were forced to enter through the windows. Sadly, one of the cats (revealed to be Scamper by Chris in February 2016) perished in the fire from smoke inhalation and was later buried in the backyard.

The Chandlers escaped with little more than the clothes on their backs. Chris wrote that he was able to take his wallet, medication for his mother, some clothes, and his iPhone. The day after the fire, he and his mother were allowed to reenter the structure, and he learned to his relief that many of his personal possessions, including his games, his computers, and his artwork, had survived. His [[Lego]] [[high school]] survived, albeit partially melted. Chris was also observed on [[Miiverse]] shortly after the fire, suggesting that he managed to save his [[Nintendo]] 3DS or Wii U at some point. However, it can be assumed that much of the hoard suffered fire, smoke, and/or water damage.

As completely tragic as this incident was, it did not come as much of a surprise, given Barbara's hoarding and Chris's unwillingness or inability to control his mother's compulsions or properly clean. As pointed out by quite a few concerned people, the house had ''always'' been a health and safety hazard, and it was only a matter of time before disaster struck. Sadly, Chris was unable or unwilling to act on this well-meaning advice, and, as a result, reaped what he and his family had sown.

Chris and his mother stayed at a [[Rental House|rental house]] in nearby [[wikipedia:Barboursville, Virginia|Barboursville]] for most of 2014 as repairs to 14 Branchland Court were made. They also rented a storage locker. To the shock of absolutely no one, Chris and Barb managed to trash that house up as well; photos taken by Chris showed rodent shit on the house's carpeting, and [[Rental House Tour|eyewitness reports]] showed that the conditions in the rental house were basically the same as they were at 14 Branchland Court. Trolls reported in [[April 2015]] that the house was still vacant four months after Chris and Barb moved out.

For reasons which are not entirely clear, the renovation of the house took much longer than anticipated. Nevertheless, the worst fears, that the house would be condemned or the renovations would not be finished, were unrealized. In December 2014 and January 2015, the Chandlers moved back in.

==Post-fire renovation==

[[File:14bc215.jpg|thumb|left|A renovated 14BC.]]

On the 6th of December, 2014, Chris announced on [[Facebook]] that his home had finally been repaired, and he would be moving back in near the start of the [[2015|new year]]. Ever a busy man, Chris managed to fit a [[26 December 2014|run-in with the law on Boxing Day, followed by two days in jail]] into his moving schedule. Once he was released on bond on 29 December, Chris was shortly back to complaining about having a "Charlie Horse [sic]" from moving his mother's hoard back to the house.

After Chris's second hearing in April started and finished half an hour early, and they failed to make it in, the Christorians who took it upon themselves to attend decided to make the most of their visit and go on a tour of the major places in Chris' life, including 14 Branchland Court. The photographs they took showed that the Chandler headquarters had been modernized, and no longer looked like ''total'' shit. This is partially due to the modernized exterior, and partially due to most of the hoard still being in storage. Photographs also showed some sort of outhouse in the backyard raised off the ground, and soon to be full of the hoard.

Other notable changes:

*The [[kitchen]] became accessible and could once again be used for cooking. Chris used it to [[Specimen Sample|store his semen]].
*Chris's [[bedroom]] moved to the first floor, his former room being used for storage.
*The downstairs living room, formerly full of Barb's hoard, became Chris's toy-filled workroom.

===Return of the hoard===
{{quote|A loving fairly well-kept home of my father. I kept it up..|Chris, lying to himself about the state of his home in [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video]]
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[[File:Sonic Totem and More.png|thumb|250px|A room filled with what is presumably Barb's hoard.]]

In the few years after having the house rebuilt, the Chandlers' negligence and hoarding slowly turned it back to its filthy, cluttered past, proving, like mother like son, Barb is just as incapable of learning from her mistakes as Chris. Ironically, the Garden, which in the years before the fire had become increasingly bereft of plants, was just about the only part of the property which thrived as of 2020, having become overgrown and unkempt with weeds, wildflowers, and plants encroaching from neighboring properties.

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File:A few seconds of Barb dancing.png|April 2018 - At the bottom left is one of the newspaper spots where [[Clover and Snoopy]] [[Clover and Snoopy#Poor Living Conditions and Neglect|relieve themselves]]. Near the [[kitchen]] entrance.
File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|July 2019 - Filthy, stained carpet against a hoard of toys, taken in Chris's [[Work Room]] through the Pokemon Go game, shared with the comment, "Party Time."
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In October 2017, one of the bathrooms had a clogged shower drain, possibly stuffed up with Chris's seaweed [[hair]]. His solution was to pour Liquid Plumr into it and whine that every house should have two bathtubs.<ref>[[October 2017 tweets#Clogged shower drain]]</ref>

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==Third House Tour==
{{main|Tour of Chris's House III}}

Chris filmed the third tour during [[March 2018]]. While his house is shown being ''very'' slightly less messy than it normally is, even that's being ridiculously charitable. Chris's room is packed to the rafters with all sorts of clothes and Rubbermaid bins, though it is semi-accessible, and shockingly, so are the oven and kitchen sink. Overall, he is shown having less of a struggle walking through his house, but there is still plenty of junk accumulating over the tables, hallways, kitchen, and shelves.

==Mortgage==
The Chandler family has assumed two mortgages on 14 Branchland Court. The first was fully paid sometime before [[February 2009]], when Chris attested his house had no mortgage against it.<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref> The '''second mortgage''' on the property was filed in [[April 2009]] for $130,000,<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-11#post-1896956</ref> held at first by [https://www.suntrust.com/ SunTrust Bank] but since transferred to [https://seterus.com/ Seterus], now operating as [https://www.mrcooper.com/ Mr. Cooper]<ref>https://www.consumerfinance.gov/about-us/newsroom/consumer-financial-protection-bureau-settles-with-mortgage-servicer-for-illegal-practices-that-impeded-borrowers-attempts-to-avoid-foreclosure/#:~:text=Seterus%20is%20no%20longer%20operating,Cooper.</ref>. As of 31 [[August 2016]], the Chandlers still owe '''$115,000''', which is still more than the property is actually worth.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1900319</ref> Chris's [[monthly tugboat]] furnishes (or once furnished) the roughly $800 monthly payment.<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Hmmph!|"I pay the monthly mortgage which kills most of my monthly."]]</ref><ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts|Whining about the mortgage]]</ref> Contrary to a popular misconception, it is not a reverse mortgage:<ref>https://financial-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/reverse+mortgage</ref><ref>The latest confirmation that 14 Branchland Court currently has no reverse mortgage was during [[Discord Q&A 7]] on the night of 15 September 2020.</ref> the mortgage is estimated to extend thirty years, with 5% interest.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-11-21-help-please.25958/page-12#post-1901342</ref>

Among the Chandlers' various [[debt]]s, the mortgage is the primary cause of the [[Financhu Crisis]]: acute circumstances relating to it have caused Chris to resort to begging many times. As for the reason why the Chandlers took on said mortgage can be summed up to paying off Barb's credit card debt; a bad move. On one occasion, [[Chris and negotiation|he pleaded idly]] with his [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase]] to pay the entire mortgage at once for him.<ref>[[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!]]</ref> Moreover, the Chandlers have repeatedly neglected their monthly payments. When the [[Idea Guys]] had threatened to destroy [[CWCville]] and his [[eBay]] sales were not enough to meet their $6,000 ransom, Chris withheld a mortgage payment to save his [[Chris and reality|fictional setting]].

Chris's closest flirt with financial ruin occurred on 8 [[May 2018]], when he announced that the home could be foreclosed upon if they failed to make two mortgage payments the next day;<ref>[[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE#Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!|Please, HELP US! FORECLOSURE RISK HIGH!]]</ref> fans donated enough to prevent this. Onlookers speculate, given [[Chris and money|Chris's financial habits]] and [[Barb]]'s other debts, that after she passes away, that the estate could well be liquidated after her passing, or that Chris may struggle to keep up mortgage payments in the face of so many [[My Little Pony|tempting]] [[Vidya|distractions]].

Chris claimed in [[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|a jail letter]] that the "Sonichu Temple" now had a mortgage of less than $90,000 (assuming he has mastered the distinction between the [[Chris and science#Algebra|greater than and less than symbols]]), and begged for donations to [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] to help pay this.

==Neighbors==
{{quote|When I was pulling up to the stop sign on the cul-de-sac, the neighbor directly across the street from 14 Branchland yelled out "He's in jail!" with a big grin.|A Kiwi Farms user visiting 14 Branchland Court in the wake of Chris's [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge.<ref name=Dec21photos>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#December Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Ruckersville house prices near 14BC.jpeg|thumb|House prices in the vicinity of 14BC reported on Zillow in 2019. Note the decent price estimates of neighboring buildings, while 14BC itself lacks a valuation altogether.]]
Although the Chandlers have mostly kept to themselves over the years, they have had some notable interactions with their neighbors:

*The [[abusive babysitter]] was a neighbor of the Chandlers in 1983, living on Westwood Drive, Ruckersville.

*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer]] was one of Chris's neighbors when they were children.

*In the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]], a neighbor allowed Chris and Barb to stay with them temporarily.<ref>[[January 2014 Facebook Posts#FIRE.21]]</ref>

*Barb once tried to steal a neighbor's dog which had slipped out of its collar but was forced to return it when the neighbor showed up at their door.<ref>[[Clover and Snoopy#Stealing a Neighbor.27s Dog]]</ref>

*At some point in 2014, a deeply paranoid Chris told of a feud with a preteen neighbor whom he had suspected of stealing his old homework and passing it in for credit. According to Chris, the Chandlers (Barb and Chris) contacted Animal Control on the neighbor's cat and had it put to sleep, after it had scratched Chris. Chris claims the neighbor retaliated by training a snake to invade 14 Branchland Court, egging the house and stealing some items.<ref>[[Catherine E-mails#Chris the Cat-Killer]]</ref>

*In 2015, Chris uploaded [[A few kicks]], a video of him kicking a soccer ball around in his yard. At one point, the ball enters the road and Chris gives chase. He abruptly stops once the ball enters a neighbor's driveway, possibly meaning that he had been told not to go on that property without permission.

*In 2017, one of Chris's cats, [[Sorbet]], was injured while outside and ended up under a neighbor's gutter.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook_posts]]</ref>

*On 25 [[January 2019]], Chris tweeted how a neighbor angrily yelled at Chris for making his child [[tomgirl|question their gender identity]].<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Week round-up]]</ref>

*On 15 [[July 2021]], one of Chris's neighbors helped him bury his dog [[Snoopy]].<ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Eulogy for Snoopy]]</ref>

==Visiting==
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[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|200px|A fan visiting Chris at his house.]]
When occupied by the Chandlers, visits to 14 Branchland Court, at least until Chris inherits the house and trades the deed to it for magic beans, are ill-advised. Harassing the Chandlers at their house is not only the paragon of [[ween]] behavior, ''it is also a criminal offense'' and will probably result in you getting arrested. Chris and especially Barb shouldn't have to contend with the troll horde within the sanctum of their own home. We shouldn't have to be saying it at this point, but '''do not visit 14 Branchland Court to troll Chris or Barb'''.

Unless, of course, you ''are'' personally invited. To date, Chris has extended personalized invitations to [[Clyde Cash]], the [[Magical Man]], [[Liquid Chris]], the staff of [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], [[Catherine]] and pretty much anybody that has ever thought ill of Chris to come to his house, so that he might [[Death threats|murder them]]. To date, none of them except Magical Man has taken him up on his offer. The scenario of such a meeting would likely be reminiscent of the [[hooker incident]], wherein the police would be promptly summoned whilst Chris hides, crying, behind his mother.

Despite this, some fans have made the trip out to visit Chris at his home and have posed for photos with him, showing that Chris had lightened up on his stance.

In 2021, after [[Jail Saga|Chris was jailed for incest]], some weens made the pilgrimage to harass Barb for information about Chris, leaving empty-handed.
That said, it bears repeating: '''do NOT visit 14 Branchland Court to harass Barb,''' as you are likely causing undue stress on an ailing woman who had an incestuous affair with her own son.

==Chris and his address==
[[File:Sonichu temple of ruckersville in cwcville va by nightstarrosechu2891 dg6od5t-pre.jpg|thumb|Drawing of Chris' house by him ([[December 2021]])]]
Giving away one's home address on the Internet is generally considered unwise. Chris has probably never realized this, or perhaps he realizes that [[trolls]] have so thoroughly and permanently violated his privacy that attempting to preserve it is a lost cause. In any case, he has publicly announced his home address on a number of occasions, in YouTube videos and elsewhere.

* Shortly after 21 July 2009, when [[CChanSonichuCWC]] released a video promoting his ''Sonichu'' merchandise, Chris posted his address in a YouTube comment in hopes of a physical confrontation with the "impostor".
* On 14 August 2009, in the video [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|"NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!"]], Chris rattled off his address as a way of attempting to prove his identity.
* He did the same thing in his [[CWC Public Disclaimer]], also released on 14 August 2009.
* On 23 November 2009, in the [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|''Sonichu'' Presentation]], Chris provided his address (as well as his home and mobile phone numbers) in hopes of attracting investment in his comic book characters.
* On 15 January 2010, Chris released a [[15 January 2010|video]] where he summoned the creators of the Asperpedia to his home address for a confrontation.
* On 27 August 2010, Chris gave out his address and phone number in a [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|YouTube video]] seeking to organize a high school reunion. In the same video, he warned viewers to be careful with their personal information on the Internet, taking his anti-grasp of irony to incredible new levels.
* Chris has published his address on his websites at various times. It was available at the bottom of the main page on the [[CWCipedia]] for most of the time Chris used the site.
* On 29 January 2016, Chris proved he hasn't learned a ''thing'' over the years when, in [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever|a video]] intended to dissuade [[trolls|well-meaning fans]] from sending mail to famous YouTuber [[PewDiePie]] (aka Felix Kjellberg) at his address, he felt the need to specify 14 Branchland Court as the address at which Kjellberg does not live.
* On 20 April 2019, Chris listed his address and phone number as part of the [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|Google My Business]] program under the name "Sonichu Headquarters." He also expressed interest in making his house a Pokéstop.
When he and Barb stayed at the rental house, it didn't take long for him to [[Brushfire Video|drop ''that'' house's address]].

When Chris writes out his full home address, he has a tendency to write his nine-digit [[wikipedia:ZIP_Code#ZIP+4|ZIP+4]] number (22968-'''''9545''''') instead of just his five-digit ZIP Code. This is rarely done for home addresses as it is considered unnecessary.

==The Fate of 14 BC==
It goes without saying the house will be foreclosed once Barb passes away. What will become of it afterward remains uncertain. Because Chris no longer resides there, it is unlikely he'll be moving back in given his bad [[Financhu Crisis|financial]] [[Debt|record]], in addition to his tugboat being insufficient to cover upkeep, let alone mortgage. As for the property itself, it's possible the house will either be [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|condemned and subsequently demolished]] by the Virginia Health Department, sold to a family looking for a place to live (provided the property is up to standards), a [[True and Loyal Fanbase|fan]] looking to preserve the property, or by weens trying to outbid one another in order to convert it into a [[Messiah complex|temple]]/[[Chris and his ego|museum]] for all things Chris and Sonichu related.

==Gallery==
===September 2013===
On 7 [[September 2013]], some pictures of the house were leaked on the [[CWCki Forums]].
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===March 2014===
On 3 [[March 2014]], pictures of the house post-fire were leaked on the forums. On the 3rd and 4th shots, note the damage to the left half of the roof, matching the location of the shot of the actual fire.
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===April 2014===
On 14 [[April 2014]], more pictures were leaked on the forums. Most of the windows had now been boarded up as the repair work commenced, and a large tarpaulin was covering the section of the roof where the fire had broken out to stop water from getting in. Chris's second known [[Son-Chu|car]], a white Cadillac Seville, was in attendance at the time.

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===April 2015===
Yet more pictures were leaked in [[April 2015]], showing the house as it appeared after the renovations.

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File:14BCApril2015H.jpg|Barb's car, still for sale.
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===June 2017-August 2021===
More, from [[June 2017]] to [[August 2021]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-217#post-2382102</ref>

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File:14 BC in 2017 1.jpg|The lawn, overgrown but not ''quite'' as wrecked as it used to be.
File:14 BC in 2017 2.jpg|[[Son-Chu]], next to Barb's Dodge Caravan.
File:14 BC in 2017 3.jpg|While not visible in the photo, the license plate for Barb's car is "B. Weston".
File:14 BC in 2017 4.jpg|[[Patti]]'s doghouse.
File:14bc June 2019.jpg| [[June 2019]]
File:14bc620.jpg|[[June 2020]]
File:June2021Visit2.jpg|June 2020: [[Fanta|"Couldn't find any chocolate syrup, but I have some orange soda."]]
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File:August2021House2.jpg|August 2021
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===September 2021===
{{main|Yard Tour (2021)}}

===December 2021===
On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] took photos of the house at night, noting also that the [[Son-Chu|van]] was gone<ref>{{Cite Reddit|subreddit=ChrisChanSonichu|title=Just Went to Chris' House for the Second Time This Year. The Van's Gone.|post=ri3xbf/just_went_to_chris_house_for_the_second_time_this}}</ref> (as the photos were taken a few weeks after Barb's Fail to Yield Right of Way accident).
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On 20 December 2021, a Kiwi Farms user took a couple photos of the house. He disagreed with [[Larry Vaughn]]'s assertion that there was a "For Sale" sign, stating that he did not see one.<ref name=Dec21photos></ref> The overgrown lawn and bushes around the house also appeared to have been cut back by this time, suggesting that someone was given instructions to tend to it, revealing an abundance of plastic rubbish bins and other objects that had previously been hidden by the greenery.
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===October 2022===
On 15 [[October 2022]] a user on the Kiwi Farms took pictures of the house in the day. The user notes how the patio had rotted and the shed had collapsed.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#October Photos of 14 Branchland Court]]</ref>

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===January 2023===
{{main|Redditor Ruckersville visit}}
On 22 [[January 2023]], Reddit user Iron_Taipan took photos of the yard. His photos showed bags of trash placed at the curb, including a [[Transformers]] toy box.

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===March 2023===
Posted to a Facebook group, sonichu christianposting, on 13 March 2023.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/11qu2s3/14_blc_as_of_today/</ref>

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===May 2023===
{{main|Fan_visits#DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS}}
On 3 [[May 2023]], Reddit user DATSJUSTWATINEED2BUS posted a series of images of the front yard of 14BC at night. Of note, it showed a well-kept exterior, as well as the lit window of [[Chris's room]] and his hand-drawn [[Sonichu_Comic|Sonichu]] poster. Another ween visited on 23 May 2023, taking a daytime photo that does not contain anything of note, although the bins at the front of the property were full of hedge clippings, indicating that a gardener had recently tended to the grounds of the house.

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===August 2024===
On 10 [[August 2024]], Reddit user Quiet-Listen-7774 took several pictures of the exterior of the property. There appears to be a swivel chair, a storage tote, and a shelf in front of the house.

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==TSSSF cards==
14 Branchland Court has been featured as custom [[TSSSF]] cards.

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File:14 Branchland Court TSSSF card.jpeg|The house, in which Chris refers to it as a "temple."
File:CWCs Temples Gazebo TSSSF.jpg|The abandoned gazebo. "Come on in."
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== Videos ==

'''Rammspieler'''

A video panorama view from the street, taken 5 February 2015.

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 14 Branchland Court: The Motion Picture
| ytid = nHRsavBhxGA
| stardate = 5 [[February 2015]]
| maker = Rammspieler
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2020.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House June 2020)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|QOlC-LLQ7Vc}}
| stardate = 27 [[June 2020]]
| maker = Checkable Reality
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

Another from 2022.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu HQ (Chris-Chan House October 2022)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9n9BBPqJjCo}}
| stardate = 11 [[October 2022]]
| maker = whitepaws
| subject = 14 Branchland Court
}}

==See also==
* [[Chris's room]]
* [[Chris's kitchen]]
* [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]
* [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]
* [[Tour of Christian's House]]
* [[Tour of Chris's House II]]
* [[2014 house fire]]
* [[Chris's homes]]
* [[Property tax assessment]] - Last appraisal of the house made by Greene County before the fire.
* [[Fan visits]]

==References==
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[[File:cwc-jan2024.jpeg|thumb|Chris in January 2024 sporting a new version of [[The Classic]].|350px]]
'''2024''' is the sixteenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. This will be Chris's first full year not spent in [[jail]] since [[2020]], assuming he keeps his nose clean.

This year marks the first time in Chris's life that he has traveled outside the [[United States]], having traveled to Finland in late [[September 2024]].

2024 will also mark the U.S. presidential election, with [[Pmurt]] and [[Kamala Harris]] going up against each other; Chris has shown open support for the latter. Chris is eligible to vote, because his [[incest]] case was dropped by the [[autism disorder deferred disposition]].

==January==
{{main|January 2024}}
Chris attended his first post-jail convention, [[Animate! Raleigh]], and, unsurprisingly, was kicked out. Chris would also be interviewed by [[Keffals]].

==February==
{{main|February 2024}}
[[File:IHaveNotWatchedAnyHentai.png||thumb|left|Chris in February 2024.|300px]]
This month consisted of Chris releasing streams and videos under the influence of [[Praetor]] and getting spotted at [[Liberty University]]. Chris spent his 42nd birthday playing [[Pokémon GO]].<ref>[[Sightings_(2024)#Liberty_University]]</ref>

==March==
{{main|March 2024}}
[[File:Praetor_Sonichu_Amiibo_5.jpg|thumb|Chris in March 2024.|300px]]
This month consisted of Chris releasing streams and videos under the influence of [[Praetor]] and [[BABSCon#2024|getting banned from BABScon]]. Chris would also be interviewed by [[TheGamerFromMars]].<ref>[[Sightings_(2024)#River_Ridge_Mall_(March,_second_sighting)]]</ref>

==April==
{{main|April 2024}}
[[File:Chris and Flutter in Finland, April 2024.mp400001.png|thumb|left|Chris in April 2024.|300px]]
Chris's [[April 2024 social media posts|internet activity slowed down a considerable amount]] compared to previous months since his [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned|online return]]. Chris also did not stream this month, which he had done at least once per month the previous six months. Chris would make his first video at [[14 Branchland Court]] since [[July 2021]] to promote the fake rocks on his [[OfficialCWCmart|Etsy store]].<ref>[[Harvesting Process, Gravel at the Sonichu Temple]]</ref> It was later revealed that he had flown to [[Finland]] alongside [[Flutter]] this month, the first time he's traveled outside the United States.

==May==
{{main|May 2024}}
[[File:Cwc-may2024.jpg|thumb|Chris in May 2024.|300px]]
Chris flew on an airplane for the first time in [[Cole_Smithey#California_(1980-96)|35 years]] as he was spotted at a Dallas Airport terminal. Chris's online activity this month consisted of [[AI_Chris_Chan_Vs_Christ_Chan#AI_Chris_Chan_Vs_Christ_Chan_-_Suvwl'_van_bom|a single video]] and complaining about being photographed in public despite his continued [[Honor roll|refusal to dress normally]]. CCTV cameras were used at [[Lynchburg_and_Big_Island,_VA#House|Chris's house]] to discourage [[weens]] from visiting.

==June==
{{Main|June 2024}}
[[File:Cwc-jun2024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in June 2024.|300px]]
The start of summer was marked by a lengthy period of social invisibility, making this Chris' quietest month since April. After issuing threats of legal action against anyone who recorded or photographed him unaware, he went without being sighted for almost the full length of June, being seen only once at the end of the month alongside Flutter - the first time the two had been seen together since March. He would return to streaming himself playing videogames for the first time since mid-February, but aside from advertising what would be his only video in June his online presence and social media activity likewise diminished; the most outstanding development otherwise was a post made to Twitter on the 15th, a rambling address that attributed his lack of activity to 'soul searching'.

==July==
{{Main|July 2024}}
[[File:Cwc-jul2024.jpg|thumb|Chris in July 2024.|300px]]
July would commence with a brace of sightings a week apart, with Chris and Flutter being seen shopping at Walmart stores in Lynchburg. They would be seen once again on the road a few days after the second sighting, seemingly moving towards Charlottesville. Chris's social media activity was very sporadic with most of his few Twitter posts being made mid-July, and the month came and went without a stream.

==August==
{{Main|August 2024}}
[[File:Cwc-aug2024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris in August 2024.|300px]]
Chris was sighted on three separate occasions across August, in both Roanoke and Lynchburg; Flutter accompanied him in two of these sightings. On the 14th of August, he crossed the 100,000 subscriber milestone on his Youtube channel, taking to Twitter to celebrate. On the 31st, he also uploaded [[ITS DA BUTTON|a video]] - his first in two months - commemorating this achievement upon receiving his silver Play Button. Bodycam footage of his encounter with Henrico County police three years prior was also uploaded to Youtube on the 17th, providing the clearest picture yet of the circumstances of his arrest.

==September==
{{Main|September 2024}}
[[File:Cwc-sep2024.jpg|thumb|Chris in September 2024.|300px]]

Chris launched a new website for selling items and posting blogs, [[Cwclight]], with the help of [[Praetor]]. He was spotted at [[Walmart]] in Lynchburg again, and - more surprisingly - was seen with Flutter in Helsinki, [[Finland]].

{{References}}
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2023

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[[File:Cwc-oct2023praetor3.jpg|thumb|500px|Chris in October 2023]]
'''2023''' is the fifteenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Chris opened the year in jail but was released in late March.

==January==
{{main|January 2023}}
Chris's [[Affair With Mother|case]] faced a review on 27 January. Notes on his case suggested a move to Gateway Homes sheltered housing was being considered.

==February==
{{main|February 2023}}
Chris turned [[Chris's birthday|41 years old]], his second birthday in a row spent [[Jail Saga|in custody]].

==March==
[[File:Chris mugshot 27 March 2023.png|thumb|100px|Chris in March 2023]]
{{main|March 2023}}
On 11 March, a [[Kiwi Farms]] user held [[March 2023 Praetor Interview|an interview]] with [[Praetor]]. They revealed a lot of alleged information on Chris, although they do not provide much proof. Praetor most notably stated that Chris would be back soon, with plans "stranger than anybody could guess". On 27 [[March 2023]], Chris was out of custody, though the reason is unclear - VineLink reported initially that he was "bonded out"<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023.png]]</ref> which was later changed to "released by court order".<ref>[[:File:VineLink Out of Custody 27 March 2023 - 1 49 pm update.png]]</ref>

==April==
{{main|April 2023}}
In early April, the Greene County Circuit Court issued a Release Order regarding Chris's [[incest]] case. Chris's [[debt]] hearing later in the month resulted in dismissal for No Funds. [[Anaxis]] starts publishing [[The Lainchu Manifesto]].

==May==
[[File:Midlothian CCTV.png|thumb|100px|Chris in May 2023]]
{{main|May 2023}}
From 1-3 May, Chris was spotted shopping at a [[Walmart]] in Midlothian, a suburb of [[Richmond]], Battlegrounds (a card game shop), and Chesterfield Towne Center, a mall in nearby Midlothian and Richmond. Towards the end of the month, he was spotted at Earthbond Trading Company and Modern Table Top Gaming, with a Reddit user at the former describing Chris as [[Chris and health#Hygiene|reeking of 'pure shit']]. Halfway through the month, he dyed his hair a bright teal, and started looking like an old grandma. Notably, it was revealed that Chris had begun signing his name as 'J. Christ Chan Sonichu'.

==June==
[[File:CWC-Premium_Outlets_sighting-June_2023.jpg|thumb|100px|left|Chris in June 2023]]
{{main|June 2023}}
Chris's only public sighting this month was at a Ben and Jerry's in Williamsburg Premium Outlets with two women; and only after Chris complimented on a Reddit user's dog. One of the women was seen in a wheelchair. Chris could be seen seemingly disguising himself, covering up his face with a pink bucket hat and sunglasses.

==July==
[[File:CWC sighting 20Jul2023 2.jpg|thumb|100px|right|Chris in July 2023]]
{{main|July 2023}}
This month started off with old footage from [[Chris Chan Vs. The Internet]] being leaked. Chris was spotted at Wal-mart looking at [[Chris and brand loyalty|Sonic-branded]] G-Fuel drinks as well as Dragon Fire Games located over 100 miles west of Chesterfield County, the furthest Chris has reportedly traveled since his release. Chris continues to dye his hair different colors.

==August==
[[File:4August2023 CWC.png|thumb|100px|left|Chris in August 2023]]
{{main|August 2023}}
[[Otaku King]] spotted Chris at Walmart and had a conversation with him, and began white-knighting for Chris soon after. Chris slowly began returning to the internet, starting with playing [[Pokemon GO]] and games on his [[PlayStation]], notably changing his PSN description on the latter. He then began liking tweets on [[Twitter]], some even addressing his return. His activity peaked when he uploaded a series of artworks to [[DeviantART]], including ones about his return and belief that he's Jesus Christ reincarnated. Other art included pages for Sonichu 15, which has been renamed to Sonichu 0 HD. His review also took place, with his incest case file being updated to state that the charge has been "Dismissed".<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 25 August 2023.png]]</ref>. He ended the month by playing games on his [[PS5]], seemingly having bought one after being released from jail.

==September==
{{main|September 2023}}
[[Image:F5IE7YqWwAALxJz.jpg|thumb|100px|right|Chris in September 2023]]
Chris started the month by sending [[Helena DMs|a DM]] to [[Helena Fiorenza]], announcing that he will return to the internet, and thanking {{w|Cr1TiKaL}} for making his own brand of G-Fuel. The following day, Chris's car was spotted at [[14 Branchland Court]]. He spent the rest of his month being spotted with a [[Flutter|mysterious young-looking blonde woman]] in various locations. On the 20th, Chris was spotted allegedly hugging and ''kissing'' the woman, in a series of blurry photos. [[Otaku King]] claimed that the two of them are a couple, and that Chris is "at home safe" and "getting the right help needed"

==October==
{{main|October 2023}}
[[File:Cwc-oct2023.png|thumb|left|Chris and [[Flutter]] in October 2023.]]

The month started off uneventful, with very little activity. However, on the 16th, Chris finally uploaded a new video, [[Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Resurrected and Returned]], where he sings horribly with green screened versions of him dancing, along with a brief message announcing his return. On the same day, he tweeted, announcing the 'second coming'. [[OfficialCWCmart]] was updated, with new art and photos of Chris, along with messages announcing his return, which Chris links in the description of his new videos. He then uploaded [[Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021]], where he denies ever having sex with [[Barbara]], and claims that he was framed by [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. He gets mad at trolls who joked about Chris dating Barb, stating that it was their fault this all happened. He also reveals information about the blonde girl he had been spotted with recently. On the 18th, Chris started posting frequently on Twitter, and continued to upload videos.

==November==
{{main|November 2023}}
[[File:COMMISSIONS-_READ_DESCRIPTION-_limited_slots.jpg|thumb|200px|right|in November 2023.]]

Throughout November Chris's online activity continued on [[YouTube]] and [[Twitter]]. On 7 November a [[Reddit|Redditor]] claimed to have spotted Chris and [[Barbara]] at [[14 Branchland Court]] where Chris was moving boxes into his car. The Redditor also claimed to have chatted with Chris, who said he lives in [[Lynchburg, VA]] and that he had taken Barbara shopping earlier in the day.<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#14 Branchland Court (November)]]</ref> On a [[November_2023_livestreams#Simple_Existential_Q&A|10 November livestream]] Chris [[List_of_Chris%27s_lies|claimed]] that he did not have [[Affair with Mother|sex with his mother]], saying he accessed the memories of a self counterpart in [[Dimensions#Shattered_Glass_Dimension|a distant alternate timeline]] to ensure he went to jail in Virginia and not Washington. On 22 November [[Kiwi Farms]] users doxed the [[Big Island]] house<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1960#post-1721153 ([https://archive.fo/2kQa2 archive])</ref> and 5 days later a [[Discord]] user spotted [[Son-Chu#Chevrolet_Aveo|Chris's car]] at the Big Island house.

==December==
{{main|December 2023}}
[[File:Cwc-dec2023.jpg|thumb|100px|left|Chris in December 2023.]]

Chris makes numerous posts on [[Twitter]] including one where he ironically advocates for [[Affair_with_Mother|sex predators]] to be allowed in social gatherings/events.<ref>[[December_2023_social_media_posts#Sexual_predator]]</ref> On 20 December Chris was filmed picking up [[Flutter]] at Richmond International Airport and was spotted later the same day at a Sheetz with Flutter.<ref>[[Post-jail_sightings_(2023)#Richmond_International_Airport]]</ref><ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Sheetz (December)]]</ref> On 21 December Chris was spotted with Flutter while eating dinner at [[Bella|Isabella]]'s Italian Trattoria Restaurant in [[Lynchburg, VA]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant]]</ref> On 25 December Chris celebrated his first [[Christmas]] out of jail and posted a photo of his Christmas tree on Twitter.<ref>December_2023_social_media_posts#Merry_Christmas</ref>

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[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

2022

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'''2022''' was the fourteenth year since [[Chris]]'s discovery. Chris's activity during this year was rather scarce, due to his [[Jail Saga|arrest]] and upcoming court proceedings on [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charges, and the eventual sealing of his case due to relentless pestering from the [[Unholy Quintet]]. Chris spent the entirety of 2022 in jail, marking a full year of him being incarcerated. He released some [[Praetor Jail Art|jail drawings]].

Chris spent his [[February 2022|40th birthday]] in jail and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in [[April 2022|April]]. In July, Chris's case was to be sent to a Grand Jury as the charge was upgraded to a felony.

==January==
[[File:JailLetter19Jan2022Env.jpg|thumb|Letter sent in 19 January 2022]]
{{main|January 2022}}
Chris sent a few letters to [[Kengle]] and other fans. He also made some phone calls, including warning the world about global warming and asking for money to be given to [[Barb]].

==February==
{{main|February 2022}}
Chris's hearing was scheduled for 3 February,<ref name=cont>[[Jail Saga#Court proceedings (J&DR Court)]]</ref> but was pushed back by a third continuance, again, for unknown reasons.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Incest Case February '22 Continuance]]</ref> Chris [[birthday|turned 40]]. The month ended with Chris being transferred<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]] due to being incompetent to stand trial.

==March==
{{main|March 2022}}
[[File:NewWesternStateHospital.jpg|thumb|[[Western State Hospital]]: Chris' residence from 28 February to 3 May, 2022.]]
March 2022 was one of the quietest months of Christory in over a decade. For the entire month, absolutely nothing was heard from Chris, due to his transfer. The closest thing to actual news was a returned letter from Spamton,<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (Spamton G. Spamton)#Return to Sender]]</ref> which revealed that no future letters sent to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]] would be forwarded to Chris. However, some [[Jail Letter - Prayer to Spamton|holdover]] [[Jail Letter - Prayer to Bazaar|letters]] from January did arrive near the beginning of the month, and The Gamer From Mars' documentary [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]] premiered its first two episodes.

==April==
{{main|April 2022}}
BABSCon finally took place after a two-year-long delay from the ongoing pandemic; Chris could not attend, as he was incommunicado in [[Western State Hospital]].

==May==
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|Chris in May, as well as the only photo of Chris released in 2022.]]
{{main|May 2022}}
Chris was sent back to [[CVRJ]] on 3 May with a new mugshot taken upon his return, where he's seen looking somewhat shaken by his experience during the transfer.

==June==
[[File:JailArt18.jpg|thumb|left|Art from June 2022, depicting "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness"]]
{{main|June 2022}}
Chris drew [[Praetor Jail Art|several drawings]] and sent some letters. Another continuance was issued for his case.<ref name=cont></ref>

==July==
[[File:July 22, 2022 CWC Envelope.jpg|thumb|Letter sent in July 2022]]
{{main|July 2022}}
On 28 July, a hearing on the incest charge took place, and it was decided to present the case to a Grand Jury, implying the charge is being prosecuted as a felony. This occurred only one day away from the first year anniversary of the [[Incest Call]] leak and four days from [[Jail Saga#Arrest|his arrest]].

==August==
{{main|August 2022}}
[[File:Jailart8-29-3.jpg|thumb|left|August 2022 art depicting "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu"]]
Chris's case was scheduled to be heard by a Grand Jury on 8 August for a potential felony incest charge. A continuance occurred for a motion hearing on 9 August regarding an [[Autism_disorder_deferred_disposition|autism disorder deferred disposition]]. Further, court records were sealed. Chris would remain in jail throughout the month, releasing more jail art toward the end of August but otherwise being strangely silent. Also, an incident involving {{w|Keffals}} lead to Kiwi Farms being temporarily taken down from the internet, and the [[CWCki]] went down as well due to sharing the same host, [[1776 Hosting]], at the time.

==September==
{{main|September 2022}}
[[File:JailArt9-13-22.jpeg|thumb|Art from September 2022, "The Fall of the Toxic Online Cesspool": Chris prematurely celebrates the fall of [[Kiwi Farms]].]]
Nothing happened this month, as Chris suddenly stopped sending letters and the CWCki was down throughout. Chris drew some artworks.

==October==
{{main|October 2022}}
[[File:Jeff the Thriller 14 Branchland Court photo1.jpg|thumb|left|14BC in October 2022.]]
New pictures and footage of [[14 Branchland Court]] emerge. This month also saw the return of the [[CWCki]] after a while of downtime, now on a new host.

==November==
{{main|November 2022}}
[[File:JailArt11-12-22Akashic2.jpg|thumb|Art from November 2022: "I'm running throughout the Akashic Records with the Infinite Information on EVERYTHING in ALL local and multiversal and multidimensional existence. [[Pinkie Pie]] frequents the [[Akashic Records]]. Look for All the Easter Eggs on the various media flying about, including Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin being left behind."]]
3 November was the 15-year anniversary of Chris's [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page.

==December==
{{main|December 2022}}
Much like September, nothing happened this month aside from a handful of Jail Arts being released on Etsy.<ref name=praetorart>[[Praetor Jail Art]]</ref>

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