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6 June 2010

2010-06-07T23:22:45Z

FalseSwipe: Pointing out the 'customized' Pokewalker. Not sure if it needs its own page or not yet, so I'll just mention it here.

[[Image:CWC drunk driving.png|thumb|right|A summary of the events of 4 June 2010.]]

'''June062010.MOV''' is a video uploaded by Chris on 6 [[June 2010]] wherein he discusses a plan he hatched while drinking to stalk [[Michael Snyder]] at the [[The GAMe PLACe]]. This is after mentioning less than a week ago that he was leaving the [[Internet]] for the fourth time.

The video partly confirms Michael Snyder's recent comments on [[YouTube]]: that Chris was at The GAMe PLACe on the evening of 4 June taking photographs. Snyder alleged that Chris was photographing his daughter, while Chris claims he was merely trying to take a picture of Snyder himself to paste on a [[CWC is Angry|dartboard]]. Either way, he's a creepy stalker. The only debate is over just ''how'' creepy.

Chris goes on to complain about the trolls and claim that he really is leaving the internet. [[C-Ya Later|He's serious this time]]. [[100 2189|Honest]]. He also takes the time to bring forth and highlight supposed rumors that he sexually molests the family [[cats]] in a vain attempt to dispel them. Moreover, he tells people not to believe anything about him on the Internet despite the fact that this very video is on the Internet.

Barely visible in the lower left of the screen throughout the video is a new [[Relic of Fail]], a [[Pokemon|Pokewalker pedometer from Pokemon HeartGold and SoulSilver for the DS]] painted [[Sonichu]] yellow and blue.

==Background==
On 6 June 2010, Michael Synder commented on several Chris related YouTube videos:

{{quote|Christian is in my parking lot right now being grilled by [[jerkop|the police]]. He took pictures of my daughter and tried to run me over with his [[car]]. they witness this, and I bet they still do nothing about it.|[[Michael Snyder]] on YouTube}}

==Description==

{{quote|**Do Not Believe Anything that has been posted On The Internet, Outside of This YouTube Account, as of May 28, 2010.

This Includes EVERYTHING that was said OUTSIDE of here, the Once Was [[Cwcipedia]] Before its Most Recent Hacking and my [[OKCupid]] Page.

[[Ego|I have spoken.]]

Have a good day,

Christian W. Chandler}}

==Video==
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==Transcript==
June 6, 2010. At this, uh, moment, I have an understanding that there are misconceptions and rumors being spread about me, which, uh, I would like to state, very, right off, that rumors, spread rumors about anybody, especially to make them look terrible, is just not cool. But anyway, uh, first off, I would like to state, I do not, quote unquote, "fiddle my [[Chandler_Cats|cats]]." I r- I, the only parts I touch on them are their back and their heads. Nothing more.

[''A long pause, where Chris seems about to speak several times.'']

Anyway. After that, let me tell you about, uh, what happened, uh... [''removes [[glasses]]''] ...last Friday at the, uh, fourth of June. Hm. Okay, so it was after, Friday, it was after five, I went over to a bar, and I had a [[Alcohol|Bud]]. A bottle of Bud. And I p- and then I played some solitaire on my [[DS]], while I, while I waited to the, uh, while I waited to the hour. But then, about, about three-quarters of an hour through, because I had a camera in my possession right then, I had the impulse of, "Hey, I'll go over, I'll go over to [[The GAMe PLACe|the PLACe]] and take a picture of Michael Snyder so that I can print it out later and [[CWC is Angry|use it as a dartboard]]." So that, so that, that's just basically what happened. So then I drove over to the parking lot, of the PLACe, in front of Staples, and then I made my way to the window to take a picture of him, and nobody else. Right through the store window. Through the store window, just him. And that, uh, that, I was not alone there in front of the, uh, window, there was another dude who was apparently on his side and recognized me. He wanted to start a [[CWC_Fighter|fight]], but, in a, in a fight or flee, I decided to flee. So I went to [[Son-Chu|my car]], the man ran in and got Michael, and then Michael jumped in front of my car. He jumped in front of my car. As a matter of fact, he jumped on to the top of my hood! He was looming over my windshield!

It was horrifying. So I backed my car up, I backed my car up. And I, and I backed it up to my, to my right. Then I see that there was, like, a couple of [[Jerkop|police]] cars in front of me, so that was like the wrong way to go, I should have backed up the other way. But anyway. So, to go around them... I went to another aisle, and I drove through that. And then, so then I, then I decided to make a left turn. Bad, bad m-, bad move right there. Because he jumped in front of my car again, risking his own life! I could have been going top speed! He was lucky he didn't get hurt! As far as I know. Though I did not run him over. Jumped in front of my car, so I back up. And then I tried going around. And then this, and then this woman, I don't know who, I do not know who the [[Chris and Censorship|''blank'']] she is, she jumps in front of my car! So I stop again. And then I started backing up, and then I get stuck from behind, and then I'm trapped. Between the, between police and Michael and whoever the hell this woman was. So then I sorted it out with the police, they dele-, they deleted the pictures, and, uh, and the, and then the woman, t-, the woman came to me right up front and accused me of things, like, you know, [[Nudes|seeing naked pictures on me on the internet]], and they accused me of child pornography! [[Rule 34|I am not a pornographer of]] [[Shecameforcwc.jpg|any sort!]] And any [[Nudes|naked pictures]] of me on the internet were either tricked from me by the [[trolls]], where they s- deceived me, or I was blackmailed! And there were a number of blackmailings! As th-, as they have sss- ratted themselves out, on the CWC-, on their websites such as the [[CWCki]] or even the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage. Anyway, the... and also, uh, Michael just basically loomed into me, and he said, he just basically shouted from me, [[Death threats|"YOU'RE DEAD!]] [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|YOU'RE DEAD!"]] Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment! [[Chris and English|There's already under trouble for quote-unquote trespassing.]]

[''Another pause interspersed with attempts to speak.'']

And then, so, with that I told the police about, I reminded them, eventually, of, of the trolls of the internet that have been going against me, and so I warned them of websites such as the CWCki, ''and'' I named a troll or two. I'm not gonna say, uh, [[Clyde Cash|who I named]]. But anyway, they let me go with a w-, anyway I was let go with a warning, out of the parking lot. The point, the point is, the only pictures I was taking were of Michael Snyder. Nobody else! No children. I want to make that very clear. And also, I do not want any more rumors spread at all! It's bad enough you have to have ruined, you had to messed up [[Lies|my once-good name]], and have a transfer it to real life. Which may, which, uh, I basically got that impression first-hand for practically the first time, so proved that theory, and it made me feel sad, because I am not the villain! The trolls are the villains. Because they spread, 'cause they troll me. They make up the crap. They exaggerate or twist around my truths. My spoken word. And they give me wrongful mislabelings. [[It's UGH!|I'm STRAIGHT!]] And they use damn Photoshop! To make it look like otherwise.

[''Another long lip-flapping pause.'']

So at this point, with my spacing myself away from the Internet, and I'm trying to put my name back at a [[Chris and English|clean state]], I p- I so, I put this unto everybody, and all people who look me up on the Internet. Do not believe ANYTHING... they have said at all about me. Because [[Lies|I pretty much did away my website, the CWCipedia]]. So do not believe anything that there is on the Internet about me. If you want clarification, send me an e-mail, or talk to me in person. [[Chris and rape|I encourage talking to me in person.]] 'Cause then we can meet, 'cause then it will be face to face. And there is no better way of reflecting my honesty to you, the general public, than face to face. I want to go back to [[PS3|normal life]]. And one way I could do that, to help go back to do that, is to quell the bad reputation. So again, I encourage everybody who looks me up on the Internet, since there's nothing, [[Lies|since I have removed most everything about myself personally]], don't believe anything on the Internet about me at this point. Don't believe anything on the Internet about me! Christian Weston Chandler, [[Ruckersville, Virginia]], [[America|United States of America]]. I leave y'all with that, and I bid y'all a good day or evening depending on the time zone.

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Megan Schroeder

2010-05-17T18:13:50Z

FalseSwipe: Adding the CWCipedia link.

{{quote|Ah, For Her I Would travel even A Thousand Miles, just to be with her. Fortunately, she lives only about one hour from my house, and I meet her once a week at a closer-to-home social. This feeling, It was, and still is, so pure and true, it was like as if I was Born to Love Her. When She Smiles, I feel like I'm Walking on Sunshine as I give my replying smile and gaze into her eyes. And her hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten.|Christian, ''[[Story of My Current Days]]''}}

[[Image:Megan Schroeder.jpg|250px|right|thumb|Megan Schroeder]]

'''Megan Schroeder''' (born 23 July [[1986]]) was a friend, and maybe even what could be considered a true friend, of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s, who appeared in the scene in [[2005]] and cut off contact with Chris around [[2008]].

==Prologue==
{{main|Megan Emails, 2005-2006}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Jan-July 2007}}
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|Look at the fear in her eyes...]]

{{quote|During the late summer months, I picked up and started the [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] [[Trading Card Game]] (it was around the time the movie came into theaters). One Saturday at the Game Place (Where I was also going for Pokemon TCG on Fridays), I met Megan and [[John's Custom Gundam|John Schroeder]]. At first I thought they were a couple but then they were just Sister and Brother. Over the months of getting to know Megan, I grew fond of her. Although at that time, and up to now, she wasn't interested in a lovely relationship. I've bided to her wishes and requests. I am truly fond of her, and I hope she will have a change of heart soon. She'll be turning 21 on July 23, 2007.|Christian, [[Yep, I'm on TV :)]]}}
{{clear}}

Megan is a typical ''truly'' [[boyfriend-free girl]]; asexual even, with a few eccentricities that Chris was more than happy to copy and fulfill, namely her fondness for [[My Little Pony]], [[Sailor Moon]], and using Chris like a debit card because she was too lazy to go on [[eBay]] herself.

Megan and Chris first met during the summer of [[2005]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] over a game of Yu-Gi-Oh!. The two apparently struck up a friendship of sorts. They had an obvious connection from the start, since they're both [[Wikipedia:NEET|NEET]]s, idling their twenties away playing games marketed to [[card games|pre-teens]]. It only took [[Third date|a few games of cards]] and a handful of emails before Chris saw Megan as his [[sweetheart]]. This was probably perpetuated by the fact that Megan used him as means to buy stuff off of eBay.

{{quote|Please can you get this video for me? please hurry! thanks!|Megan, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Megan_wants_a_Tin_Tin_episode|Megan Emails]]}}

Through the end of 2005 and into [[2006]], Chris would hang all over Megan, writing her [[Sonichu 5|into his comic]], trying to drag her into dates, trying to snuggle, hold her hand, and kiss her, and other creepy actions. This didn't accomplish anything but rousing the ire of Megan, who wanted nothing more than her personal space away from our hero. Even more so, she only saw him as a friend, nothing more. She repeatedly tried to assert her asexuality. Sadly, this fell on deaf ears, and Chris would continue hounding Megan. When Megan attempted to use reverse psychology on Chris, deciding to say that she had a boyfriend, it didn't deter Chris from his ultimate goal of [[china]].

And that was only the beginning...

==Megan Saga==

===Sailor Megtune===
{{Main|Sailor Megtune}}

Megan is a bit of an amateur cartoonist herself, and that caught Chris's fancy early in the game.

{{quote|Everytime I see your drawings, I get inspired to want to work more on [[Sonichu (comic)|my comics]].|Christian, [[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006#Chris_wants_to_date_Megan_at_McDonald.27s|Megan Emails]]}}

In what was a fortunate alignment of his ass-kissing campaign with the now consistent diary-keeping that ''Sonichu'' had become, Megan (later [[retconned]] as '''Meg-chan''') quickly made her first appearance as [[Sailor Megtune]] in ''[[Sonichu 5]]'' along with [[Megagi La Skunk]], her own [[homo|lesbian]] furry sidekick. The two are purportedly "[[Sailor Moon|Sailor Soldiers]]" and reveal on the spot that Chris is an old friend of theirs (Chris knew Megagi?) and thwart the evil Jerkops trying to ruin Chris' [[Love Quest]] with Rockin' Hurricane, causing Magic Rocket to [[Team Rocket|blast off again]]. Her influence on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' is apparent in Chris's sudden transition to a more [[animu]] style with ''Sonichu 5'', most notably in his character's eyes.

[[Image:Schu6p50a.jpg|thumb|Getting dangerously close to crossing the line...]]

Megan and Chris appeared to chat about comics in their email conversations; Chris critiques some of her story ideas, and runs plotline for ''[[Sonichu 6]]'' by her, including a bizarre offer to write in Megan's own imaginary daughter. While Megan probably found the whole thing harmlessly eccentric at first, ''Sonichu 5'' managed to create some drama pretty quickly upon its release. Megan undoubtedly flipped when she saw her character snuggling up with Chris AND offering fan service to the audience. Chris failed at understanding her anger, but did [[retcon]] a couple pages to tone them down.

===Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown===
{{main|Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, Aug-Dec 2007}}

In June [[2007]], Megan went to Kentucky, Chris continued e-mailing her, refusing to back away even for a moment as he STILL believed that, deep down inside, Megan truly did love him. Discovering about the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] and the prizes that laid within, Chris eagerly entered the contest, hoping to win a [[PSP]] and the trip and use that to win her [[china|heart]]. tl;dr, Chris lost, [[Adam Stackhouse]] won, Megan didn't give a shit. Even when Chris began whining about how everyone "cheated", especially Adam, but he "didn't", she didn't care. It soon got to the point where Megan would finally blow up at Chris for his childish and selfish acts. Despite being hurt, Chris continued to harass Megan.

===Rule 34 and The End of Megan===
{{Main|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}
{{See also|Megan Emails, 2008}}
[[Image:ShecameforCWC_(200803).JPG|right|thumb|...aaand we've crossed it.]]
In November, Chris would discover his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page and begin his one-man war [[Sonichu 8|against the garbage]]. In the process, he uploaded a number of [[Rule 34]] artworks, one of which was a [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|picture of him fingering a girl]] with her eyes obscured. Trolls originally believed that she was [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|his imaginary sister Crystal]], but Chris would eventually reveal that the image was actually meant to represent Megan.<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008|Chris confirms Megan's identity on the 18th March, 2008]]</ref><ref>[[CWC's Second Message]]</ref>

By 12 [[March 2008]], Megan discovered the picture and demanded that it be removed immediately. Chris attempted to do so, but found himself blocked at every turn. His edits were quickly reverted, or even worse, compounded, as he tried to upload other versions of the picture with the face cropped out or obscured.

Throughout the fiasco, Chris attempted to paint himself as a greater victim than Megan, initially even assuming that she didn't understand what was going on in the picture. He would later admit he did it in part to suppress the occasional impulse to rape her, and that trying to assert that what she was going through just BEING in the picture and learning what he could have done was NOTHING compared to the misery of the trolling he was enduring. In the end, Megan finally broke off all contact with Chris, broken by her experiences and traumatized by his actions.<ref>[[Chris-chan#Megan Saga]]</ref><ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#March 2008]]</ref>

==Epilogue==

{{quote|Too bad I was never just that too all into him.|Cartoon Megan, ''I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC''}}

{{quote|Megan... WHY?!|Christian, ''I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC''}}

Megan surfaced again in Chris's thoughts in [[July 2009]], first in the ''[[CWC "Boyfriend"]]'' video, and then in the subsequent update, ''[[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC]]''.

Chris also [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCo72hJ-SAg reposted] the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] entry, though this version is slightly different from the ones frequently seen in latter days: After "...my friend Megan!", Chris inserted a short break with a photo of him and Megan, with a lovely heart frame. Either this is the original version before Chris tried to clean up his image, or a brand new version with new improved references to the long-lost love.

On 26 [[March 2009]], he released a [[CWC Major Update 26 March 2009 |Captain's Log]] where he told everyone to [[Chris and Hypocrisy|"leave her alone"]] because she was going through [[stress]] from the [[trolls]], and threatened to stop drawing the comic if they didn't

On 12 [[August 2009]], he dedicated a song to Megan in one of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] videos, where the first sign that he'd convinced himself that she'd told him "I Love You" comes up (and he remains relatively consistent when speaking of her in acting as though this actually happened).

{{quote|Coming up next at #7, we got another long-distance dedication, to the old [[gal-pal]] of mine that I almost had a ra- I had meant to be- I had her "I love you" before I got kicked out, Megan Schroeder, her, from her favorite, this is from her favorite h-artist, Yngwie Malmsteen.|Christian, ''[[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]]''}}

==Gallery==

===Art by Megan===
<gallery>
Image:061-MegansSailorMoonCD.jpg
Image:313-MegansSMoon.jpg
Image:316-MegagiOriginal.jpg|[[Megagi La Skunk]]. The pose in this and the following few drawings is quite obviously traced from the same source.
Image:318-HoundHowl.jpg|Hound Howl, which Chris reused as "Canino the Houndhowl" in the [[Wedding Comic]].
Image:319-PendingDoom.jpg
Image:320-Apocolypse.jpg
Image:321-IceCune.jpg
Image:322-houdourstuff.jpg
Image:Megan_ace_of_clubs.JPG|"Ace of Clubs"; Megan's original design for [[Patti-chan]], until Chris stole the design.
Image:Megyoshimitsu1.jpg|<ref>http://www.tekkenforces.com/fanart/fanartgmegimitsu.php#a</ref>
Image:Megyoshimitsu2.jpg
</gallery>

===Art of Megan===
<gallery>
Image:Sonichu07-P03.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P04.jpg
Image:Sonichu07-P05.jpg|KINDA OF A [[Dragon Ball Z|GOKU-GET-EM]] ATTITUDE. [[Fail|:)]]
Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|THAT IS NOT CRYSTAL
Image:129-ChrisChanMegtune.jpg
Image:305-ACMegan.jpg
Image:306-ACMeganBck.jpg
Image:307-MegSch.jpg
Image:311-RedDarkMeggician.jpg
Image:312-PeanutsMegan.jpg
</gallery>

===Miscellaneous===
<gallery>
Image:323-MegansDarkChao.JPG
</gallery>

==References==
<references />

{{CWCipedia|chris=Megan Schroeder}}
{{MeganSaga}}
{{People}}
{{Sweethearts}}
{{DEFAULTSORT:Scchroeder, Megan}}
[[Category:Gal pals]]
[[Category:Real people who have appeared in Sonichu comics]]

Third date

2010-03-21T22:44:50Z

FalseSwipe: I see what you did there, Chris.

{{protip|After a third date with Chris, you're gonna have sex with him - [[rape|whether you want to or not]].}}
[[Image:ThirdDateComic.jpg|thumb|right|[[Bionic]] looks forward to his third date with [[Megagi]] in [[Sonichu 7]].]]

The '''third date''' is the date during which [[Chris]] believes [[hanky panky]] '''must''' occur.

==Background==
Chris has often shown that he wants to quantify things which, by the rest of the world's standards, can't be measured with numbers or any other exact reckoning. His [[heart level]] and his [[Scale of Respect]] are key examples. In the same way, despite the fact that in his entire life he has only been on [[Two's company snapshots|two]] [[Emily|dates]] (and they were both setups), he has mapped out his dating plans precisely. The first two dates are spent getting to know one another and the third date ends with sex.

Chris has often shown that his ideas about [[Chris and Sex|sex]] are just as skewed as his thinking about any other aspect of relationships. In this case, he seems to believe that sex is almost like a fee paid after the couple has been together three times. It's hardly unusual, as Chris has often seemed to act as if he views sex as payment (during his relationship with [[Megan]], for instance) as opposed to a mutual expression between partners.

As with many times he's brought up sex, his fantasies sound a lot more like coercion or rape than what goes on between a loving couple.

==Rationale==
The "third date rule" or "three-date rule" is a notion common in popular writing about sex and relationships. Variations include the fifth date rule, the second date rule, and others, but it's most often remarked that one should wait until the third date ''at least'' before having sex, so as not to have an awkward relationship predicated on sex instead of TRUE and [[HONEST]] feelings (though one notable variation states the rule as that a relationship is not worth pursuing if both parties are not interested in sex by the third date).

While it's referred to as a "rule," no sane person would actually take the saying so seriously. It's more like a guideline, at best. Chris, being a long way from sane, seems to have twisted the idea into a rigid, unbreakable law. If he can make it through three dates with one woman, he '''will''' get laid.

==References by Chris==
{{quote|Sexual Education is good after '''Date #3''', but how does one even get to '''Date Number One?'''|Chris, in bold letters on the front page of CWCipedia.}}

Because Chris puts so much faith in the notion that date number three means guaranteed sex, references to this idea show up frequently in his writing and conversations.

* On the [[Cwcipedia]] Christian briefly mentions that [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Christian_in_his_Own_Words#Dating_Education Dating education] is needed because sex education is only useful "after 3 or so dates".
* Likewise, in his chats with [[Vivian Gee]], Chris declared that "Sex Ed is good for date 3 or beyond, but what is it that has to be done before then?"
* In a [[IRC_(18_December_2008)|fan chat]] from December 2008, Chris broke down his plans for three ideal dates, the third one concluding with "snuggle and beyond."
* [[Bionic]] expresses his belief in this rule before his first date with [[Megagi]] on [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_7/Page_2 Page 2] of [[Sonichu 7]].
* In his [[Kacey Phone Call|phone call with Kacey]], Chris hopefully remarked, "Ah, date number three..." He then went into [[recycling|far too much detail]] about [[rape|what would happen there]].
* The course number for the [[Dating Education]] class in [[Sonichu|Sonichu (Comic)]] is DAT-303.

==Exceptions==
Despite his frequent insistence that the 3rd date mandates sex, Chris has proven himself unwilling to even wait that long. When asked by a current sweetheart to describe what their time together will be like, Chris delivers a point-by-point description of how the days will be spent (often talking about wandering around aimlessly, watching TV, and playing video games. So, essentially, doing exactly what he does all the time). He is quick to remind a girl that they can always go further "if she wants to", though the insistence is evident. Even when he isn't specific about what time the sex will occur, he always [[For My Sweetest Ivy|brings up]] that he's looking forward to sex, and thus making sure she's well aware that he has expectations which must be met.

In his [[Blanca_E-mails#Future_dates_with_Blanca|meticulous description]] of his plans for meeting [[Blanca Weiss]], Chris proposed having sex on their second evening together. Ever the gentleman, though, he added that he would be willing to wait until the third time if she so chose.

==See also==
* [[Chris and sex]]
* [[Sweetheart]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Pocket knife

2010-03-18T16:51:13Z

FalseSwipe:

[[Image:Chrisslitsthroat.jpg|How Chris wishes he could use the knife...|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Selfstab.jpg|How Chris will use the knife in real life|thumb|right]]
Chris's '''pocket knife''', given to him by the powers that be, is his newest means of threatening the [[trolls]] and anyone else who stands in the way of true love. It is a small, multi-bladed "Swiss Army"-style tool, first seen in videos from early March 2010.

Exactly why Chris believes that anyone would be intimidated by a penknife is a question for the ages.

Why Chris chose to get a knife is also a mystery, but it is interesting to note that a blade was [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris's]] weapon of choice in [[Sonichu Special 4]]. Although the irony is probably lost on Chris, it's likely that the only reason he chose a blade was because it was cheaper and easier to get than a [[Megatron pistol|gun that didn't turn into a robot]].

== Use of knife ==
In [[Don't Mess With Me]], after Chris gets the invisible [[Clyde Cash]] in a headlock, he tries to take the knife out of his pocket, [[Fail|succeeding only on the second attempt]]. After fiddling with it for a good three seconds, he manages to get the blade out. He then uses it to slit Clyde's imaginary throat.

In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], he brings it out again. After fiddling with it for a good ''seven'' seconds in a futile attempt to fold out the main cutting blade, he gives up and proceeds to effortlessly take out the corkscrew tool, using it to threaten his new foe Surfshack Tito.

Chris believes this knife is the cure to all his troll problems. In his threats to this very [[CWCki]], delivered on 14 March 2010, he claimed that "he is armed," evidently in reference to his newfound weapon. Obviously, Chris is overestimating the power of the blade and his competence with it were he to actually use it in a fight, as the mere act of opening it would give even the slowest opponent ample time to kick him in the [[duck]].

== Spotted in ==
*[[Don't Mess With Me]]
*[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]
{{Clear}}
==See Also==

* [[Fangs]]: Chris's previous weapon used to menace trolls.
* [[Megatron Pistol]]: Chris's other previous weapon used to menace trolls.
* [[Cutco]]: The makers of mediocre, yet more intimidating knives.

{{Relics of Fail}}
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

The Adventures of The American Rabbit

2010-02-22T03:58:28Z

FalseSwipe: Expanding on the influences a bit, after actually sitting through American Rabbit the other night. God damn.

[[Image:Amerrabb.jpg|thumb|right|The American Rabbit.]]

{{quote|"I can just barely make him out. What a guy!" 
"Wow, it looks like he's doing a [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Barrel_roll barrel roll]!" [...] 
"Wow, look at that, he IS doing a barrel roll!"|The very last lines of the movie. Seriously.}}

'''''The Adventures of The American Rabbit''''' is an insipid [[1980s|1986]] animated movie directed by [[Wikipedia:Fred Wolf|Fred Wolf]] (of ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'' fame) about Robert Rabbit, a bunny who is transformed into a superhero to defend his friends, family and land from pollution and the Mafia. All whilst parading around in quite possibly the most [[autistic|retarded]] costume in superhero history: a rabbit painted in the stars and stripes and wearing roller skates (even though he can fly). The American Rabbit actually set the standards for Chris' perception of many things, including himself, America, storytelling, race (something that will become quickly apparent to any viewer of the film in question), honesty and respect for self and others (which, as in the movie, are given much talk for no reason whatsoever.) His claims for being truthful, honest, and decent are almost certainly informed by the shallow cartoon's glossing over of the issues in a ham-handed, incomplete, moralizing fashion. Even the famous cover for [[Sonichu 0]] is plagiarized partially, in an eerie subconscious fashion from a scene early in the film where the gay little rabbit goes out from his home village, encouraged by his father.

The American Rabbit is also Chris's role model in life, on the level of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]. In Chris's [[Wikipedia]] entry, he stated "they REALLY SHOULD HAVE MADE A TV SERIES of him."

Along with Filmation's ''[[Ghostbusters]]'', ''The American Rabbit'' is another example that Chris's childhood was fed by obscure cartoons that no one's ever heard of.

That or his parents regularly raided bargain bins for videos to keep young Christian amused.

==Influence==
{{quote|The jackals kidnap Rob's gentle gorilla friend Ping (voiced by [[Wikipedia:Garfield_(character)|Garfield]] himself, [[Wikipedia:Lorenzo Music|Lorenzo Music]]) by disguising themselves as a telegram service. A telegram service? In 1986?|Alex Jackson film review}}

{{quote|The nonsense reaches a peak during the third act, when the villains kidnap and enslave two chocolate-producing moose, believing that if they are able to control the chocolate they'll be able to control the world. Huh? Do these two moose represent the entire world's means for chocolate production?|Alex Jackson film review}}

{{quote|The Adventures of the American Rabbit is not good satire, it is not good action, it is not good slapstick, and it is quite certainly not great art. As green as this statement may make me look, the film marks the first time I've actually begun to think that some pictures just plain do not deserve to be criticized, analyzed, or considered in any capacity. To paraphrase our beloved former First Lady Barbara Bush, why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like this?|Alex Jackson film review}}

The American Rabbit may have had a tremendous influence on Chris's narrative style, as the film has numerous plot holes, a generic moral message, moments that make you go "Huh?" (ex. when the antagonist weasels take over the world by kidnapping two moose who are somehow responsible for the entire chocolate supply), and the use of anthropomorphic animals as heroes. In other words, your typical [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]].

==Possible Influences on the Sonichu Comic==

===Anchuent Powers/Legacy===

In the story, Rob Rabbit is visited at birth by a wizened old rabbit, who keeps tabs on him throughout his life until his latent powers are revealed when he saves his family. He then appears in a wizards robe and tells Robert that he has inherited the Legacy of the American Rabbit. This is very similar to Chris 's [Anchuent Prophecy], where he is the chosen one who gets superpowers, for no particular reason.

===Shallow Love Interests===

As soon as Rob meets the [[Rosechu|pink]] Bunny O'Hare, it becomes very obvious that the two are attracted to each other. Granted, unlike the Sonichu comic, American Rabbit actually remembers that it's supposed to be for kids so there's never anything more than a peck on the cheek, but this could easily have set the standard for Chris's idea of love at first sight.

===Worthless Side Characters that All Look Alike===

To be fair, he could have just as easily gotten this from the [[Sonic]] series, but it's just as apparent in American Rabbit as well. The band Rob travels with is called the White Brothers Band, a group made out of five white rabbits that literally look and sound alike. They get mentioned by name once, which I suppose means that Chris at least treats the Chaotic Combo a bit better than them.

===Worthless Side Characters in General===

Supposedly, besides attempting to make money to rebuild a bar, the characters traveling with Rob believe that they have a 'duty to fight against evil', but out of all of them, only Ping, the Garfield-voiced Gorilla, actually does anything against the Jackal antagonists. In fact, he's probably is more effective than Rob is, American Rabbit or not. This is mirrored in Sonichu, where everyone besides Magi-Chan is completely expendable, unless they are just waiting off to the side to dramatically leap in to save their friends, a la [[Darkbind Sonichu]].

===You know what, all the Protagonists are worthless===

With all his superpowers, Rob punches out all of two of the Jackals during the whole movie. Every other time he uses his powers is to save himself and his dipshit friends from another trap the Jackals have sprung on them. At one point, Rob is reduced to a blubbering mess, and has to be given a pep talk by the same wizard who was watching over him as a child before he can finally save the day once and for all. This worthlessness can be seen in both Sonichu AND Chris, especially during the earlier comics where Chris was always getting saved by [[Sailor Megtune]].

===A Villian in a Staff===

Or at least, a villain ON a staff. The main antangonist of the movie, Vultor, is portrayed as a man entirely concealed in a gangster suit and hat, with a staff that doubles as a perch for his pet vulture. It's later revealed that the gangster suit and hat were filled with nothing but air, and that the vulture IS Vultor, and has been controlling the suit in a way that is never addressed by the movie. While [[Count Graduon]] isn't controlling [[Mary Lee Walsh]], he certainly calls the shots.

===Plot Holes and Loose Ends===

In fact, lots of things aren't addressed by the movie. The whole reason Rob and his band start to travel America is to raise money to rebuild a bar, but all the venues they plan to play at get destroyed, they lose their car, and even their instruments. At the very end of the movie they can't even afford to rent new ones, but this point is never addressed since the fact that Vultor has been defeated automatically means it's a happy ending. Not to mention the utterly retarded 'chocolate moose' plot that is addressed by the above quotes. Since American Rabbit is just a single hour and a half movie made for children, it at least has an excuse, whereas Chris will either forget about plot points in Sonichu until he's reminded in the Mailbag, or have the story in his head all along and expect everyone else to magically understand it, and get angry when they inevitably don't.

==See also==
*''[[Bugs Bunny]]''

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=F7126A24BA3010C7&search_query=The+Adventures+of+the+American+Rabbit+%281986%29// Watch the vomit inducing piece of shit.]
*[[Wikipedia:The_Adventures_of_the_American_Rabbit|Wikipedia article]]
*[http://www.filmfreakcentral.net/dvdreviews/americanrabbit.htm Review by Alex Jackson]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway

2010-01-28T10:21:32Z

FalseSwipe: Elaborating a bit on the actual content of the videos, for anyone who cares

[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]] is a video series from [[Chris|Chris's]] [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|"I'm on TV" DVD]]. It was filmed using a Game Boy Camera in [[1998]], when Chris was still in [[Manchester High School]].

The Game Boy Camera is a bulky Game Boy game with a camera attached to the top of it you could place into your Game Boy and use to take grainy black and white pictures. Afterward, these pictures could be played with or edited in various ways; you could draw on them, make them sprites in a handful of minigames, or string them together to make an animation, like Chris did. Using the camera and his [[legos]], Chris made a stop motion animation of the cars racing around [[CWCville]], firing shells (or in this case, Star and Circle shapes) at each other set to some appropriate music.

However, the Game Boy Camera could only hold 30 pictures at a time. That isn't nearly enough for even half a lap, so what Chris had to do was take the 30 pictures, edit them appropriately, string them together into an animation, record the animation, and then repeat the process over and over. To make the sudden starting and stopping seem more "natural", Chris put a second of static at the end of each set of pictures. This didn't do anything to change the fact that the 20 second song Chris used for his animation got more and more grating as it restarted again and again.

In the actual race videos, it's near impossible to tell what's going on, since most of the racers look exactly the same in poor-quality black and white pictures. However, what is very easy to tell is that Chris was perhaps even more of a god-moder in his younger days than he is now, perhaps only now eclipsing his past self with his actions in [[Sonichu 10]]. In both races Chris takes place in, he takes an early lead and isn't threatened in the slightest by the other racers; in fact, in his second race, he has enough time to '''battle Darth Vader, become a [[Power Rangers|Power Ranger]], and then shove Vader into an abyss before changing back, hopping on his cart, and finishing the race in first place'''.

He also spends some time in-between races describing his Power Rangers team, mostly made up of him, [[Cole Smithey]], and various [[Gal-Pals]] and video game characters, such as Mario and Mega Man. He also spends almost a minute (and several takes worth of animation) showing several karts link up into the '''KART MEGAZORD''', a powerful weapon never seen by the public eye until in [[Sonichu 9]], and even then it hasn't really done anything yet.

In short, Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway was a fairly good indicator of the path Chris would start down only two years later, when he first came up with the idea for [[Sonichu]].

==Prototype==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype
| image = {{#ev:youtube|BJeEks8ihPM}}
| Stardate = 04 [[June 1998]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games}}[[Video games]]
| Other = {{Direct Feed}}Machinima; {{Leaked}}[[DVD|Leaked]]
| previous = [[Song_of_Christian#Part_2|Song of Christian]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
}}</center>

==Part 1==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1
| image = {{#ev:youtube|fZoharTWZh8}}
| Stardate = 04 [[June 1998]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games}}[[Video games]]
| Other = {{Direct Feed}}Machinima; {{Leaked}}[[DVD|Leaked]]
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Prototype|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Prototype]]
| next = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_2|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 2]]
}}</center>

==Part 2==
<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 2
| image = {{#ev:youtube|yVGaPZnptXg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 04 [[June 1998]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games}}[[Video games]]
| Other = {{Direct Feed}}Machinima; {{Leaked}}[[DVD|Leaked]]
| previous = [[Mario_Kart_64_Lego_Raceway#Part_1|Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway Part 1]]
| next = [[Chris_Chan_in_the_PokéNews#Video|Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]
}}</center>

==Racers==

[[Image:0441-MarioKartGPGroup.jpg|thumb|right|Line-up of the racers.]]

# [[Wikipedia:Mario|MARIO]]
# [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian Chandler]]
# [[Wikipedia:The Incredible Crash Dummies|CRASH DUMMIE]]
# [[Wikipedia:Princess Peach|Peach]]
# [[Wikipedia:|Mega Man]] & [[Wikipedia:List of characters in the Mega Man series#Rush|Rush]]
# [http://lego.wikia.com/wiki/1786_Jailbreak_Joe JAILBRAKE JOE]
# [[Barbara Chandler]]
# [[Cole Smithey]]
# [[Christian Weston Chandler|POWER RANGER Christian Chandler]]
# [[Wikipedia:Lego Time Travels#Time Twisters (1997)|TONY TWISTER]]
# [[Wikipedia:Luigi|LUIGI]]
# ALPHA DRACONIS
# [[Wikipedia:Santa Claus|SANTA CLAUSE]]
# [[Wikipedia:Infomaniac|Infomaniac]]
# [[Wikipedia:Dexter's Laboratory|DEXTER]]
# [[Laura Dorazio]]
# QUEEN GYPSY MOTH
# Pharoh's Mummy
# [[Wikipedia:The Andy Griffith Show|ANDY GRIFFIT]]
# BONSAI
# [[Sarah Hammer]]
# [[Wikipedia:Luke Skywalker|Luke Skywalker]]
# Vader Droid
# [[Wikipedia:Anakin Skywalker|Anakin Skywalker]] & [[Wikipedia:R2-D2|R2-D2]]
# [[Kellie Andes]]

==Final standing==

# [[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian C.]]
# Infomaniac.
# [[Cole Smithey|Cole S.]]
# [[Sarah Hammer|Sarah H.]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song of Christian]]|nextlink=[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]|}}
{{CWC on TV}}

List of cards from The Wall of Originals

2010-01-19T04:19:44Z

FalseSwipe:

{{incomplete}}

Because Chris's [[Chris and writing|handwriting]] is fucking horrible, the following is a transcription of each card on [[The Wall of Originals]], to make them easier to read.

== Custom [[Pokemon]] Cards ==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|+Pokemon
|-
! Card
! Name
! Evolution
! Type
! HP
! Pokemon Power
! Attack1
! Attack2
! Weakness
! Resistance
! Retreat Cost
! Description
! Date
|-
| [[Image:Luigi2.gif|150px]]
| Luigi
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Wrench''' 20
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Water Wave''' Discard 1 [[Image:Water-attack.png]] attached to Luigi to use it; flip a coin, if heads, opponent is PAR. 30
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| (illegible)
| April 24, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Espan.gif|150px]]
| Espanolic
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 40
| None
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]] '''Espanol Confusionn''' Flip a coin. If heads, the opponent is confused. 10
| None
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Found in Spanish Countries. It confuses its enemies with its language. LV.10
| February 24, 1999
|-
| [[Image:332-Espanolic.jpg|150px]]
| Espanolic
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 40
| None
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]] '''Espanol Confusionn''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is confused. 10
| None
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Found in Spanish Countries. It confuses its enemies with its language. LV.10
| February 24, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Vega.gif|150px]]
| Vegaton
| Stage 1: Evolves from Espanolic
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Razor Leaf''' Discard 1 [[Image:Grass-attack.png]] attached to Vegaton. 20
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Spanish Fly''' Flip a coin, if heads, opponent is asleep. 30
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| More colorful than Espanolic. Vegaton can create rainbows. LV.33
| March 13, 1999
|-
| [[Image:333-Vegaton.jpg|150px]]
| Vegaton
| Stage 1: Evolves from Espanolic
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Razor Leaf''' 20
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Spanish Fly''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is asleep. 30
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| More colorful than Espanolic. Vegaton can create rainbows. LV.32
| March 13, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Blue.gif|150px]]
| Blue
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 50
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Fairy Powder''' Flip a coin, if tails, opponent is asleep. 20
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Bite''' 30
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Confused as a real fairy, it can put its enemies to sleep with powder. LV.26
| April 17, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Baniru.gif|150px]]
| Baniru
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]]'''Water Gun''' 20
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]'''Thunder Wave''' Flip a coin, if heads, opponent is PAR. 10
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| (illegible)
| April 24, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Togepi.gif|150px]]
| Togepi
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 50
| None
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Egg Bomb''' 30
| None
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| The first thing it sees, it pictures it as its mother. LV.10, #153
| April 18, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Dhct.gif|150px]]
| (illegible, supposed to be 'Mixed Up Farfetch'd)
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 50
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Broken Stick'''
| None
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| (illegible)
| April 23, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Missin.gif|150px]]
| Missingno.
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Water Gun''' 20
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Sky Attack''' 30
| ?
| ?
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| ??? LV. 30 #00
| April 23, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Bush.gif|150px]]
| Bushwacked
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 90
| None
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vine Whip''' 30
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Stun Spore''' Flip a coin, if heads, opponent is paralyzed. 20
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Found in rain forests, it can hide behind trees. LV.34
| May 5, 1999
|-
| [[Image:334-Bushwacked.jpg|150px]]
| Bushwacked
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 90
| None
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Stun Spore''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 20
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vine Whip''' 30
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Found in rain forests, it can hide behind trees. LV.34
| May 5, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Koffin.gif|150px]]
| Koffingroo
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 90
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Dizzy Punch''' 30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''Poison Breath''' Defending Pokemon is poisoned and confused.
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Known for its bad breath, the spikes on its gloves inject poison. LV.30
| July 6, 1999
|-
| [[Image:335-Koffingroo.jpg|150px]]
| Koffingroo
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 90
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Dizzy Punch''' 30
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Poison Breath''' The Defending Pokemon is now poisoned and confused.
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Known for its bad breath, the spikes on its gloves inject poison. LV.30
| July 6, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Drum.gif|150px]]
| Drummor
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 50
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Sonicboom''' Does 10 damage to each Pokemon on opponent's bench. 20
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| None
| Known an a noisy Pokemon, it can K.O. its enemies with soundwaves. LV.22
| April 10, 1999
|-
| [[Image:336-Drummor.jpg|150px]]
| Drummor
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 50
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Sonicboom''' Do not apply weakness and resistance for this attack. 20
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| None
| Known an a noisy Pokemon, it can K.O. its enemies with soundwaves. LV.22
| July 16, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Cym.gif|150px]]
| Cymbolic
| Stage 1: Evolves from Drummor
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 90
| '''Cymbal Clash''' If Cymbolic is hit during last turn, opponent takes 10 damage (don't apply weakness and resistance).
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Hard Clash''' 40
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| With a cymbal on its head, its booms are thunderous. And it can do a comical if on its legs. LV.30
| July 16, 1999
|-
| [[Image:337-Cymbolic.jpg|150px]]
| Cymbolic
| Stage 1: Evolves from Drummor
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 90
| '''Cymbal Clash''' If the Defending Pokemon's attack did damage to Cymbolic, the Defending Pokemon get 10 damage (do not apply weakness and resistance). This power does not work if Cymbolic is asleep, confused, or paralyzed.
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Hard Clash''' 40
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| With a cymbal on its head, its booms are thunderous. And it can do a comical if on its legs. LV.30
| July 16, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Flashb.gif|150px]]
| Flashbulb
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 30
| None
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''String Shot''' Flip a coin, if heads, opponent is paralyzed. 10
| None
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| None
| Confused for a PokeFlute, it can light even the darkest forest. LV.7
| July 16, 1999
|-
| [[Image:338-Flashbulb.jpg|150px]]
| Flashbulb
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 30
| None
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]'''String Shot''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 10
| None
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| None
| Confused for a PokeFlute, it can light even the darkest forests. LV.7
| July 16, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Coon.gif|150px]]
| Coonbulb
| Stage 1: Evolves from Flashbulb
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 80
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Harden''' Flip a coin, if heads, prevents damage done during opponent's next turn.
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Electric Jolt''' 20
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Known as the brightest Pokemon. It is brighter than the sun. LV.22
| July 16, 1999
|-
| [[Image:339-Coonbulb.jpg|150px]]
| Coonbulb
| Stage 1: Evolves from Flashbulb
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 80
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Harden''' Flip a coin. If heads, all damage to Coonbulb done during your next turn are prevented. Any other effects still occur.
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Electric Jolt''' 20
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Known as the brightest Pokemon. It is brighter than the sun. LV.22
| July 16, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Bugz.gif|150px]]
| Bugzapp
| Stage 2: Evolves from Coonbulb
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 90
| '''Reflect''' If opponent's attack did damage, half damage is taken to that Pokemon. Doesn't work if Bugzapp is asleep, PAR, etc.
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Shine Shock''' 40
| None
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Found near street lamps at night, its wings reflect light.
| July 16, 1999
|-
| [[Image:340-Bugzapp.jpg|150px]]
| Bugzapp
| Stage 2: Evolves from Coonbulb
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 90
| '''Reflect''' If your opponent's attack did damage to Bugzapp, (illegible). This power doesn't work if Bugzapp is asleep, confused, or paralyzed.
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Shine Shock''' 40
| None
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30
| None
| Found near street lamps at night, its wings reflect light. It can also fly up to 1,000 miles high. LV.32
| July 16, 1999
|-
| [[Image:341-CWCsFlashbulb.jpg|150px]]
| Christian's Flashbulb
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 40
| None
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thundershock''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 10
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Leech Life''' Remove a number of damage counters from Christian's Flashbulb equal to the damage done to the Defending Pokemon (after applying weakness and resistance). If Christian's Flashbulb has fewer damage counters than that, remove all of them. 10
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| None
| None
| September 24, 2000
|-
| [[Image:342-CWCsCoonbulb.jpg|150px]]
| Christian's Coonbulb
| Stage 1: Evolves from Christian's Flashbulb
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Harden''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's next turn, all damage is prevented (any other effects still occur).
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Thunder Wave''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 20
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| LV. 25
| September 24, 2000
|-
| [[Image:343-CWCsBugzapp.jpg|150px]]
| Christian's Bugzapp
| Stage 2: Evolves from Christian's Coonbulb
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 80
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Wing Attack''' 30
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thunderbolt''' Discard all energy cards attached to Christian's Bugzapp in order to use this attack. 80
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30
| None
| LV. 36
| September 24, 2000
|-
| [[Image:Weeler.gif|150px]]
| Weeler
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 40
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Rolling Tackle''' 20
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| None
| Known to leave a trail behind it, originally a Voltorb got stuck in a tire. LV. 23
| August 17, 1999
|-
| [[Image:344-Weeler.jpg|150px]]
| Weeler
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 40
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Rolling Tackle''' 20
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| None
| Known to leave a trail behind it, originally a Voltorb got stuck in a tire. LV. 23
| August 17, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Hotfin.gif|150px]]
| Hotfinish
| Stage 1: Evolves from Weeler
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin, if heads, all effects of attack and damage done to Hotfinish. 20
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Fin Slap''' 30
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Faster than a Rapidash, it can light its path at night. LV. 34
| August 17, 1999
|-
| [[Image:345-Hotfinish.jpg|150px]]
| Hotfinish
| Stage 1: Evolves from Weeler
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Fin Slap''' 20
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all effects of attack during your opponent's next turn. 30
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Faster than a Rapidash, it can light its path at night. LV. 34
| August 17, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Strgtre.gif|150px]]
| Strongtire
| Stage 2: Evolves from Hotfinish
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 90
| '''Extra Damage''' Once during your turn, flip a coin, if heads, defending Pokemon gets 20 damage. Won't work if Strongtire is asleep, paralyzed, or confused.
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Tire Punch''' 40
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Evolves from fast Pokemon, it has the strength of two Machamp. LV. 50
| August 18, 1999
|-
| [[Image:346-Strongtire1.jpg|150px]]
| Strongtire
| Stage 2: Evolves from Hotfinish
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 90
| '''Extra Damage''' Once, during your turn, you may flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon gets 10 damage (Don't apply weakness and resistance). This Power does not work if Strongtire is asleep, confused, or Paralyzed.
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Tire Punch''' 40
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Evolves from fast Pokemon, it has the strength of two Machamp. LV. 50
| August 18, 1999
|-
| [[Image:347-Strongtire2.jpg|150px]]
| Strongtire
| Stage 2: Evolves from Hotfinish
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| 90
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Karate Chop''' This attack does 70 damage minus 10 damage for each damage counter on Strongtire. 70-
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Seismic Toss''' 60
| None
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| (illegible)
| (illegible)
|-
| [[Image:348-CWCsWeeler.jpg|150px]]
| Christian's Weeler
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 40
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 10+20 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| None
| LV. 18
| September 23, 2000
|-
| [[Image:349-CWCsHotfinish.jpg|150px]]
| Christian's Hotfinish
| Stage 1: Evolves from Christian's Weeleer
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Stop Light''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed.
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Run Over''' 30
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| None
| LV. 32
| September 23, 2000
|-
| [[Image:350-CWCsStrongtire.jpg|150px]]
| Christian's Strongtire
| Stage 2: Evolves from Christian's Hotfinish
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 100
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's turn, all effects of attack (including damage) done to Christian's Strongtire are prevented. 20
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Mega Punch''' 50
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| LV. 48
| September 23, 2000
|-
| [[Image:Comfrg.gif|150px]]
| Compufrog
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 40
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Conversion1''' If defending Pokemon has a weakness, you may change it to any color other than colorless.
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Confuse Ray''' Flip a coin, if heads, defending Pokemon is confused. 10
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Made from computer programming, it is found near lakes and swamps. LV. 23
| August 24, 1999
|-
| [[Image:351-Compufrog.jpg|150px]]
| Compufrog
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 40
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Conversion1''' If the defending Pokemon has a weakness, change it to a color of your choice, other than colorless.
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Confuse Ray''' Flip a coin. If heads, the defending Pokemon is confused. 10
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Made from computer programming, it is often found near lakes and swamps. LV. 12
| August 24, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Snuble.gif|150px]]
| Snubble
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 70
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Doubleslap''' Flip 2 coins, does 10 damage times # of heads. 10x
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Bite''' 20
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Confused as a real fairy, it can put its enemies to sleep with powder.
| August 24, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Marril.gif|150px]]
| Marril
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Water Gun''' Does 10 damage +10 damage for each [[Image:Water-attack.png]] energy card attached to Marril, not used to pay attack cost. 10+
| None
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Confused for Pikachu, it has exceptional electric attacks. LV. 24 #154
| August 27, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Yoshi.gif|150px]]
| Yoshi
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Tongue Wrap''' Flip a coin, if heads, defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 10
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Kick''' 20
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]] -30
| None
| Known to have a long tongue, and is hungry, it mostly is found with Luigi. LV. 26
| August 30, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Plautistic.gif|150px]]
| Plautistic
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 90
| None
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]'''Psyshock''' Flip a coin. If heads, opponent is PAR. 10
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vine Whip''' 30
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| The only Pokemon that has autism, it can disable its own attacks. LV. 30
| November 22, 1999
|-
| [[Image:352-Plautistic.jpg|150px]]
| Plautistic
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| 50
| None
| [[Image:Psychic-attack.png]]'''Psyshock''' Flip a coin. If heads the Defending Pokemon is Paralyzed. 10
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vine Whip''' 30
| [[Image:Fire-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| The only Pokemon in the world with Autism. It can disable its own attacks. LV. 30
| November 22, 1999
|-
| [[Image:Donphan.gif|150px]]
| Donphan
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| 80
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Rolling Tackle''' 20
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]][[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]'''RAM''' Donphan does 10 damage to itself. If opponent has any benched Pokemon, switch with active (damage before switch). 50
| [[Image:Grass-attack.png]]
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]] -30
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Known to charge at random, its armor can withstand explosions. LV. 26
| November 25, 1999
|-
| [[Image:SonchuC.jpg|150px]]
| Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 90
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, the attack does 10+20 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Spin Dash''' After doing damage, if your opponent has any Benched Pokemon, choose 1 of them and switch it with his/her Active Pokemon. 20
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| After being exposed to the 7 Chaos Emeralds, a Pikachu evolved into a Sonichu. LV. 36
| March 17, 2000
|-
| [[Image:168-SchuCard2.jpg|150px]]
| Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| (illegible)
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]](illegible)
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]](illegible)
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| (illegible)
| (illegible)
|-
| [[Image:CwcsonC.jpg|150px]]
| Christian's Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 90
| '''Chaos Power''' If your Active Pokemon's attack does damage to the Defending Pokemon (after applying weakness and resistance), that attack does 10 more damage. This power does not work if Sonichu is asleep, confused, or paralyzed.
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 10+20 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| LV. 25
| April 19, 2000
|-
| [[Image:DrksonC.jpg|150px]]
| Dark Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 80
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 10+20 damage. If tails, it does 10 damage. 10+
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Lightning Speed''' Flip a coin. If heads, it does 20+20 damage, and the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. If tails, it does 20 damage. 20+
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Whenever Sonichu is full of anger, it runs it off while leaving a firey trail behind it. LV. 26
| May 11, 2000
|-
| [[Image:SrfsonC.jpg|150px]]
| Surfing Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 80
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, the attack does 10+20 damage. If tails, the attack does 10 damage. 10+
| [[Image:Water-attack.png]][[Image:Water-attack.png]]'''Surf''' 30
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Loves to surf the waves and run laps on beach shores, it can also run on water. LV. 35.
| June 1, 2000
|-
| [[Image:SnwsonC.jpg|150px]]
| Snowboarding Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 80
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Quick Attack''' Flip a coin. If heads, does 10+20 damage. If tails, does 10 damage. 10+
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Snowboard Kick''' Flip a coin. If heads, does 20+20 damage, and the defending Pokemon is paralyzed. If tails, does 20 damage. 20+
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Always going to the extreme, it can do cool tricks going down a snowy hill. LV. 37
| June 2, 2000
|-
| [[Image:173-CWCsSchu2.jpg|150px]]
| Christian's Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 90
| None
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Thundershock''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 10
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's turn, all effects of attack (including damage) done to Christian's Sonichu are prevented. 20
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| LV. 28
| September 19, 2000
|-
| [[Image:174-SchuCard3.jpg|150px]]
| Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 70
| '''Card Roulette''' Once during your turn, before your attack, you may flip a coin. If heads, you may draw 2 cards. If tails, you may draw 1 card. This Power does not work if Sonichu is asleep, confused or paralyzed.
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Lucky Spin Dash''' Flip a coin. If heads, your opponent must discard the top 5 cards from his/her deck. If tails, your opponent may draw 1 card. 30
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| After being exposed to the 7 Chaos Emeralds, a Pikachu transformed into a Sonichu. LV. 28
| February 3, 2001
|-
| [[Image:175-SchuBday.jpg|150px]]
| _________'s Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 70
| None
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Birthday Wish''' If it is not your Birthday, the attack does 30 damage. If it is your Birthday, flip a coin. If heads, choose whether the Defending Pokemon is now Asleep, Confused or Paralyzed. 30
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Your Birthdate:_________. LV. 20
| February 21, 2001
|-
| [[Image:176-SchuCard4.jpg|150px]]
| Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 80
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Defense Curl''' Flip a coin. If heads, prevent all damage done to Sonichu during your opponent's next turn (any other effects of attack still happen).
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Agility''' Flip a coin. If heads, during your opponent's next turn, all effects of attack (including damage) done to Sonichu are prevented. 20
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| Known as the fastest Pokemon alive, it can beat a Dodrio in a foot-race around the world. LV. 34
| February 22, 2001
|-
| [[Image:177-RaceSchu.jpg|150px]]
| Racing Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 60
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Vroom-a-Zoom-Zoom''' 10
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]'''Stop Light''' Flip a coin. If heads, the Defending Pokemon is paralyzed. 20
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| [[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]
| The Sonichu car can go up to 200 mph. Sonichu enjoys showing off his car and riding through the countryside. LV. 25
| March 1, 2001
|-
| [[Image:178-ShineSchu.jpg|150px]]
| Shining Sonichu
| Basic Pokemon
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]]
| 80
| None
| [[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Lightning-attack.png]][[Image:Colorless-attack.png]]'''Supersonic Quick Dash''' Flip a coin. If heads, this attack does 40+20 damage. If tails, this attack does 40 damage. Either way, if your opponent has any benched Pokemon on his or her bench, flip another coin. If heads, do 20 damage to each Pokemon on your opponent's bench (do not apply weakness and resistance on benched Pokemon). 40
| None
| [[Image:Fighting-attack.png]]
| None
| None
| At certain speeds while running, it collects energy from the air, and it can not be seen by the naked eye. LV. 37
| February 20, 2002
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