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12 October 2009

2023-04-05T15:08:48Z

FarFromBeyondOver:

'''12 October 2009''' (officially "'''10122009'''") is a video in which [[Chris]] shows [[Clyde Cash|Gregg Mays]] his [[power]]. A more apt description is that he throws a temper tantrum in what is quite possibly his greatest display of [[Chris and anger|tard rage]]. Because of this, the video is also referred to as "'''Chris Loses It'''". Notably, at the end of the video during the Walter Grisby phone call, the [[PSEye|PSEye]] suffers a damaging blow courtesy of Chris's phone. After this event, the PSEye would regularly malfunction throughout future videos until Chris began using his Kodak digital camera on [[For Kacey II|October 25, 2009]].

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = The Chronicles of Chris-chan: BERSERKAARRR
| ytid = T-j2iTY5qpE
| stardate = 12 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|[[CWC is Sad|Unintentional Comedy]]}}, {{Rage|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Clyde|text}}
| shirt = {{DarkRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Challenge for Clyde]]
| next = [[Challenge for Clyde II]]
}}

{{quote|'''RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!'''}}

=== Transcript ===
'''0:01 to 0:05''': Chris starts the video by screaming randomly and showing his [[Claw of Fail|claws]], then doing what appears to be the jumping part of the [[wikipedia:Agadoo|Agadoo]].

'''0:05 to 0:11''': Chris drops to his knees and screeches like a [[MEOW|cat]] as he repeatedly hops on the spot with an oddly creepy scowl on his face. He then bends over, making a whooping noise like Curly from ''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges|The Three Stooges]]'' as he rolls over and falls to the ground forward, causing [[Obesity|the camera to shake intensely]] as we hear a thud. As he does this, he gives us a nice view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and plumber's crack]].

'''0:11 to 0:16''': Chris gets to his feet, before leaping up again with another screech.

'''0:16 to 0:29''': Chris rages randomly again, this time failing to break a cardboard box over his head. He then tries to kick a piece of what appears to be cardboard covered in blue cloth. He bends it after the third attempt, and flaps the two ends together before throwing it to the ground.

'''0:29 to 0:34''': After taking a brief moment to pull up his pants, Chris steps on his couch several times before throwing up two [[Claw of Fail|claws of fail]] as he roars at the camera.

'''0:34 to 0:45''': Chris picks up the cardboard box again and manages to actually tear it in half with a yell, and flings it at the ground. He picks up one of the pieces again and sissy throws it at the camera, missing entirely.

'''0:45 to 0:53''': Chris quiets down for a bit to [[Chris and health|catch his breath after less than a minute of very light exercise]], quietly raging at the camera.

'''0:53 to 1:02''': Chris quietly swivels his chair, moves some stuff out of the way, stands on the chair, and falls over and off it, growling as he hits the ground.

'''1:02 to 1:13''': Chris yells and flails about again randomly, with intermittent quiet periods as he continues to catch his breath and pull his pants up every few moments.

'''1:14 to 1:22''': Chris picks up a telephone and "answers" in a normal tone of voice; "Hello? Yes, hello? Is this, uh, [[Wes Iseli|Walter Grisby]]? [[Random-access humor|Who threw the frisbee? Well, you know what?]]"

{{RageQuote|RRRAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!}}

'''1:22 to 1:27''': Chris throws the phone at the camera, and it turns around as it topples over. Chris moves it to turn it off.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Gets a Call from Walter Grisby
| ytid = SK2IP21R50Q
| stardate = 08 [[November 2009]]
| maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/manwithoutabody manwithoutabody]
| subject =
| type =
| info = This is how Chris treats [[white knight]]s.
}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Challenge for Clyde]]|nextlink=[[Challenge for Clyde II]]|}}
{{Power videos}}
{{Troll Videos}}
{{ClydeCashSaga}}
{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Videos with RAGE]]
[[Category:Videos with Camera Abuse]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-12]]
[[Category:Clyde Cash Saga videos| 2009-10-12]]

2004

2023-04-05T10:06:46Z

FarFromBeyondOver: Moved Sonichu star from 2005 to the correct year of it's creation

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[[Image:0647-CWCAshAnime.jpg|thumb| Chris, on '''29 May 2004'''.]]
[[Image:0608-CWCIs22.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''February 2004''', sporting the original [[medallion]].]]
[[Image:Metonic.jpg|thumb|[[Metonic]] as drawn on '''13 June 2004'''.]]
[[Image:SonichuChronicles.jpg|thumb|On '''19 February 2004''', Chris starts building the [[The Sonichu Chronicles|Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint.]]
[[Image:MachPunch.jpg|thumb|Throughout '''2004''', Chris's hate for [[Mary Lee Walsh]] only grows stronger.]]
[[Image:CWCMonica.jpg|thumb|On '''29 May 2004''', Chris meets [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Monica Rial]].]]
[[Image:Red-string.jpg|thumb|On '''1 August 2004''', Chris tries to attract women using a [[Red String of Fate|red string]].]]
[[Image:RealPVCCLogo.jpg|thumb|On '''26 September 2004''', PVCC decide that they have had enough of the crap, and they throw Chris out.]]
[[Image:078-StarFront.jpg|thumb|A Sonichu-star seen atop the Chandler Christmas tree in '''2004'''.]]

'''2004''' is the year in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] turned 22 years old. This year saw the appearance of the first [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and its dissemination in [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]], starting his mythical feud with the college dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]], eventually resulting in him getting suspended. He met [[Megan Schroeder]] in August, and at the end of this year started drawing [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]].

==Events of 2004==
===January===
* January 1 - Chris writes an entry in his [[CWC's Diary|diary]], stating his New Year's resolution to get a girlfriend, and his intent to make another attempt at PVCC.
* January 3 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (Jan 3)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip. This is probably the first time Chris started writing about his creation in comic-strip form.
* January 6 - Chris reports in his diary he went to see his optometrist, who is also his half-brother, [[David Alan Chandler|David]]. He finds out he needs new lenses, and that David has an eight-year-old [[Savannah Chandler|daughter]].
* January 16 - Chris sends an email to a man named John Crowll. Attached to the email is a flyer Chris made to advertise the [[The GAMe PLACe]]'s Pokémon League.<ref>[[Chris emails 2004-2006#January 2004]]</ref>
* January 18 - Chris writes the poem "[[Hard Love Quest]]".
* January 31 - Chris writes in his diary, expressing optimism that his new idea, the ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'', will attract girls.
* January 31 - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #1 comes out. He provides a link to the newsletter on [[CWC's Sonichu Site!]].

===Febuary===
* February - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #2 comes out.
* February 1 - Chris tells Mary Lee Walsh [[Chris emails 2004-2006#February 2004|in an email]] that he will not hang signs in school ever again if she lets him distribute the News Dash.
* February 2 - Chris creates the [[Magi-Chan]] Sonichu card and the Christian Chandler card.
* February 3 - Mary Lee Walsh responds to Chris's email and denies Chris's request, and requires that they meet on 9 February.
* February 9 - Chris meets with Mary Lee Walsh and Susan Hannifan to discuss his behavior. According to the [[Mailbag]], Walsh says that he will never get a girlfriend, that his methods are flawed and stupid and that he is stupid. Chris then throws a temper tantrum. According to Chris in his diary, Walsh bans him from distributing the ''Sonichu's News Dash'' on campus. Chris declares war on Mary Lee Walsh, and hopes to incite the "masses" to support him. He updates his Sonichu site.
* February 19 - Chris starts making his [["The Sonichu Chronicles" PowerPoint]].
* February 24 - Chris's 22nd [[Chris's birthday|birthday]]. He gets snowed in. Chris is photographed on this date wearing his Sonichu [[medallion]]. He updates [[CWC's Pokésite 2]].

===March===
* March 2 - In his diary, Chris reports that Mary Lee Walsh tried to influence the Chandler family to take him out of PVCC. Chris's parents get angry.
* March - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #3 comes out. The possibility of Sonichu powering up to [[Sonichu Balls#Powers|Ultra Sonichu]] is announced.
* March 18 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (18 Mar)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.

===April===
* April 8 - Chris creates a [[Nintendo Power]] cover of himself and Sonichu.
* April 29 - An article about Sonichu is featured in the PVCC newsletter, ''The Forum''. Chris writes in his diary that he is pleased but still yearns for a girlfriend.
* April - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #4 comes out.

===May===
* May 4 - Chris's [[Animal Crossing Documentary]] is featured in ''Nintendo Power''.
* May 8 - Mother's Day. Chris presents [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] with a ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu Mother-Day's Special]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.
* May 29 - Chris attends the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention, where he meets voice actress Monica Rial.

===June===
* June 7 - Chris records a [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)#C.W.C.'s Animal Crossing/Mario Paint 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|documentary]] for the celebration of his parents' 24th anniversary.
* June 13 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (25 years later)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.

===July===
* July 17 - Chris begins to use the [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] Mall as an [[Attraction Location]], using his [[sign]].

===August===
* August - Chris enters his short-lived fifth year at PVCC.
* August 1 - Chris writes in his diary that he has developed a new idea to attract women, involving a [[red string]].
* August 5 - Chris says in his diary that a [[Jerkop]] destroyed the red string of fate.
* August 8 - Chris creates his "[[Girlfriend]] Attraction" [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card.
* August 9 - Chris makes his "[[Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha]]" [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card.
* August 11 - Chris designs his "[[Rosechu]]", "[[Black Sonichu]]", "[[Metonic]]", Metonic's Sword", "CWC's Evil Glare" and "[[Ultra Sonichu]]" [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards.
* August 14 or 21 - Chris meets [[Megan Schroeder]] for the first time, at his first [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] tournament.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts]]</ref>
* August 17 - Chris creates the following ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards: [[:File:126-YuCChan.jpg|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[:File:246-YuVamprosa.jpg|Vamprosa]], [[:File:260-YuWild.jpg|Wild Sonichu]], [[:File:265-YuBubbles.jpg|Bubbles Rosechu]], [[:File:270-YuAngelica.jpg|Angelica Rosechu]], [[:File:275-YuPunchy.jpg|Punchy Sonichu]], [[:File:280-YuMagi.jpg|Magi-Chan Sonichu]], [[:File:294-YuWesLi.jpg|Wes-Li Sonichu]], [[:File:302-YuSahramah.jpg|Saramah Rosechu]], [[:File:105-LonesomeSelf.jpg|Lonesome Self]], [[:File:154-ApologyLetter.jpg|Apology Letter]], [[:File:157-CityOfCwcville.jpg|City of CWCville]] and [[:File:145-ShatteredHeart.jpg|Shattered Heart]].
* August 18 - Chris creates the [[Virgin With Rage]] and [[S-Chu Ball]] [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards.
* August 19 - Chris depicts his imaginary twin sister, [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]], for the first time on a [[:File:152-YuCrystal.jpg|Yu-Gi-Oh! card]]. He also creates the "[[Jerk]]", "Jerk's Loitering Lot", "[[Power Rangers|Sonichu Zord]]", "[[Girlfriend]]?", "[[Mary Lee Walsh|Hslaw Eel Yram]]", "Hooked on Sonichu", "[[Fangs|Wisdom Teeth]]", "Girlfriend's Gift", "Metal Boots", "[[Vamprosa]]'s Cape", "Level Battle", "Light [[Knife]]", "Random Trick" and "Mind Swap" cards.
* August 20 - Chris makes his "Plan for Attraction" Yu-Gi-Oh! card.

===September===
* September 4 - This date marks the 8th week Chris has spent trying to attract women at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]]. Chris states in his diary that he "realized" holding a [[sign]] asking women to date him is akin to "selling himself like a new car".
* September 4 - [[Bob]] turns 77.
* September 5 - Chris creates his "[[Jerkop]]", "[[Metal Sonichu]]", "Silver [[Blachu]]", "[[Flame the Sunbird]]", "[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]", "Sonichu [[Medallion]]", "Fireshock Pendant", "Lightning Bracelets", "Trap of Fear" and "7 Chaos Emeralds" [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards.
* September 6 - Chris writes a diary entry about his attempt to reason with a [[jerkop|security guard]] at the mall. He shouted "NO!" at the guard, and believed he had intimidated the man.
* September 11 - Chris reports in his diary that he was arrested at the mall. He does not have to go to jail, but he is forbidden to return to Charlottesville Fashion Square without one of his parents.
* September 16 - Chris is suspended from PVCC for one year by "the Board". He is required to see a psychiatrist. In his diary, he blames Mary Lee Walsh. He claims Bob is planning to write to George W. Bush and Laura Bush demanding action.
* September 26 - Chris writes in his diary that he is lonely and depressed due to being denied access to the mall and PVCC. He decides to ask [[Santa Claus]] for a girlfriend.

===October===
* October 1 - [[Barb]] turns 63.
* October - Chris chooses the [[University of Virginia]] campus as a new [[Attraction Location]] (but without the [[sign]]).
* October 18 - Chris writes the first draft for [[Story of My Current Days]].
* October - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #5 comes out.

===November===
* early November - Chris is allowed back into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|Fashion Square Mall]].
* November 5 - Chris receives a [[Autism papers#Intake survey|psychiatric evaluation]] from a psychiatrist at the [[University of Virginia]]. It recommends further treatment; Chris and his family ignore it.
* November 24 - Chris starts drawing his first full-sized comic.

===December===
* December - Chris gives up on the [[University of Virginia]] as an [[Attraction Location]] (for the time being).
* December - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #6 comes out. Chris states that he expects a Christmas-apology from [[Mary Lee Walsh]].
* December 2 - Chris makes the [[Angelica]] Rosechu card.
* December 4 - Chris writes the song "[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]]".
* December 5 - Chris draws ''[[Sonichu 0#Classic Sonichu Strips|Sonichu (05 Dec)]]'', a classic Sonichu strip.
* December 20 - Chris records himself performing "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]" and "[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]".
* December 25 - It is Christmas, and [[Santa]] doesn't bring Chris a girlfriend. He states that he is depressed. [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|He records himself opening presents with his family, showing off his presents, and walking through his house]]. He also records the video [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004]].

==References==
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{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2005

2023-04-05T10:04:36Z

FarFromBeyondOver: Moved the star to 2004, as it can be seen in the Christmas 2004 gift video

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[[Image:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|thumb|Chris in '''2005'''.]]
[[Image:Jerkops2004.jpg|thumb|Chris, in trouble with the [[Jerkop]]s.]]
[[Image:Anamc.jpg|thumb|On '''29 March 2005''', [[Anna McLerran]] tells Chris that his [[Hanna|date]] was a troll.]]
[[Image:Sprung-20041214044341754.jpg|thumb|On '''5 April 2005''', Chris's letter about ''[[Sprung]]'' is featured in ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]''.]]
[[Image:0658-ANIME513.JPG|thumb|On '''17 June 2005''', Chris went to the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Mid-Atlantic anime convention]].]]
[[Image:Target Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|On '''20 July 2005''', Chris was arrested for loitering at his local [[Target]].]]
[[Image:0654-CWCsCar.JPG|thumb|On '''28 July 2005''', Chris is arrested for bad driving.]]
[[Image:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|thumb|On '''5 November 2005''', Chris gets his first e-mail from [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]].]]

'''2005''' is the year where [[Chris]] turned 23 years old. It was, in retrospect, Chris's most productive year, largely due to the amount of free time he received upon being expelled from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|his college]]. He drew four issues of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], and put much emphasis and effort into his [[Love Quest]].

June and July were tumultuous, characterized by a series of fights between Chris and the local [[Jerkop|authorities]], these clashes resulting in a court hearing with the charge being dropped, and, according to Chris, severe traumatic scarring.

This year also saw Chris gaining two of his most renowned friends, [[Anna McLerran]] and [[Megan Schroeder]]. The first, a Mormon PacSun employee, Chris met while [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|pacing the]] [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|mall]] on his Love Quest. The second, an insecure female otaku, he met playing ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' at his [[The GAMe PLACe|local game store]]. His friendship with the latter would not end happily.

==Events of 2005==
* Unknown - Chris has a [[dream]] in which the Grim Reaper tells him that Bob will not die until 2015.

===January===
* January 9 - Chris sends in a personal ad to ''[[Nintendo Power]]''.
* January 29 - An "Abercrombie modle" who likes Sonic & Pokémon writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that she's seen him at the mall, but can't go up to him because the way he paces is so intimidating.
* January 29 - Another "hot girl" writes in Chris's guestbook, saying that he is a really down to earth guy, and he can meet her if he goes to Chick-fil-A.

===February===
* February 3 - Chris registers at the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]].
* February 5 - Anna writes "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", an eyewitness report of Chris's Love Quest. Later, she becomes friends with Chris.
* February 8 - Chris visits Anna at PacSun. She is not pleased.
* February 24 - Chris is snowed in, and therefore can't celebrate his 23rd birthday. It is postponed to the 26th.
* February 24 - Chris records his [[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] for submission to [[Adult Swim]].
* February 26 - Chris celebrates his 23rd birthday at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] with his friends and parents.
* February - ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #7 comes out.

===March===
* March 8 - Chris draws a picture of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]].
* March 15 - Chris finishes [[Sonichu 0|premiere issue]] of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] (#0), and publishes it online.
* March 25 - Chris draws [[Sonichu 0#Sub-Episode 1: Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"|Sub-Episode 1]].
* March 29 - Chris is approached by [[Hanna]] at the mall. Hanna asks him out for coffee, and he is thrilled that his Love Quest has been completed. After the informal date, Anna reveals to Chris that Hanna was [[troll]]ing him. He gets Hanna to confirm the truth and shouts "NOOOOOOOOO!". Chris writes about the incident in his [[CWC's Diary]] and adapts the story into [[Sub-Episode 2]]. Chris's outburst gets him banned from the mall (again) by [[ScotPalazzo]].
* March 31 - Chris draws [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].
* March 31 - ''[[Sonichu's News Dash]]'' #8 comes out.
* March 31 - Chris updates [[Story of My Current Days]], and renames it to ''Story of my Love Quest Days''.

===April===
* April - Chris receives a reply to a letter he sent to [[Nintendo]]. He interprets it as meaning that he needs to "generate hype" to turn Sonichu into a video game.<ref>[[Blanca Emails, August 2008]]</ref>
* April - On the Adult Swim message boards, Chris expresses anger about losing the Harvey Birdman [[contest]].
* April - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #9 comes out.
*April 2 - Chris buys the [[Megatron pistol]] at [[The GAMe PLACe]] for [[Chris and money|$90]].<ref>[[:File:Cwc receipt.jpeg]]</ref>
* April 5 - Chris's personal ad is featured in [[NP magazine]].
* April 13 - A [[University of Virginia]] student blogs about her sighting of Chris at Alderman Library.<ref>[http://thereisbeautyin.livejournal.com/4791.html]</ref>
* April 24 - Chris draws [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] and [[Sub-Episode 3]].

===May===
* May 1 - ''[[Family Guy]]'' is brought back for new episodes on Fox.
* May 25 - Chris uploads [[CWC's Cool Profile]] on AOL.

===June===
* June 17–19 - Chris attends the [[Anime Mid-Atlantic|Mid-Atlantic anime convention]].
* June 20 - Chris draws [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]].
* June 20 - Chris is at the McDonald's in his local Wal-Mart when he is confronted by [[Merried Seinor Comic]] and [[B-Manajerk]], who call the police when he refuses to cooperate. Chris hides his [[Attraction Sign]] so he won't be accused of solicitation again, but he is kicked out of McDonald's for the day. He draws [[Sub-Episode 4]].
* June 22 - Chris returns to McDonald's, and has another argument with the B-Manajerk. B-Manajerk asks [[W-M-Manajerk]] to intervene, but Chris refuses to speak to all men except his father. Chris flees, flipping them off and issuing [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]]s, and apparently almost hits one of the [[Manajerk]]s with his car. He speaks to Anna, who suggests sharing his story with the press; he gives up when he cannot find a non-male to speak with at the newspaper office. Finally, he reports the events of June 20–22 in his diary.
* June 25 - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 5]].
* June - ''Sonichu's News Dash'' #10 comes out. This is the final issue.

===July===
* July 1 - Chris's friend Linnea posts a comment on his [[MySpace]] page saying hi.
* July 2 - A friend wishes Chris a good night in a MySpace comment.
* July 9 - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 6]].
* July 13 - Chris's friend Linnea says thank you for the birthday present in a comment on MySpace.
* July 20 - At [[Get-Tar Region|Target]], Chris is confronted by Manajerks for his loitering. When Chris refuses to leave, the police are summoned, and he is physically subdued and arrested. Chris is charged with disorderly conduct and trespassing; [[Marcus Baggett]] is the arresting officer. He is released into the custody of his family before the end of the day, and he writes in his diary about the [[stress]] of being crushed under the weight of the [[Jerkops]] and losing circulation in his hands from the handcuffs. These events would be dramatized later in [[Sub-Episode 7]] and [[Sub-Episode 8]].
* July 21 - Chris posts about the events of the previous day on [[MySpace]].
* July 23 - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 7]].
* July 28 - Chris is arrested for "following too close" in his car. He claims that he caused an accident after a "math problem" got stuck in his head.
* July 29 - Chris goes to court for the trouble he made at Target. He is not punished.
* July 30 - A female friend posts a brief friendly comment on Chris's [[MySpace]] page.

===August===
* August - Chris returns to [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] after his one-year suspension.
* August - Chris and several other friends of [[Anna]] organize a surprise party for her 20th birthday, which is also a farewell party. Soon after this she moves to Utah.<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 9]]</ref><ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#A walk to remember (1:14:23–1:21:43)]]</ref>
* August 3 - A woman named Samantha posts a MySpace comment saying she hopes to chat with Chris soon.
* August 9 - On MySpace, Chris asks a woman named [[MySpace messages|Jalena]] if she would be interested in him.
* August 11 - Chris updates his MySpace profile.
* August 13 - Chris flatters Jalena and says he'd like to treat her to a soda.
* August 14 - Chris attempts to seal the deal of a date with Jalena.
* August 21 - Jalena finally gets back to Chris and tries to brush him off. It goes right over his head.
* August 22 - Chris apologizes to Jalena and hits on her again.
* August 25 - Jalena tells Chris directly that she's not interested in him.
* August 25 - A woman named Mara thanks Chris for the add on [[MySpace]] and chats about the [[Commodore 64]].
* August 25 - A fellow [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] student named [[MySpace messages|Lindsay Kaye]] asks Chris why he sent her a friend request on MySpace.
* August 26 - Chris replies to Lindsay, saying he likes her profile and that his life is going downhill.
* August 26 - A guy named Jeremy says what's up on Chris's MySpace comments section.
* August 26 - Chris's friend Linnea says hi on MySpace and says she hasn't seen him for a while.
* August 27 - Lindsay replies to Chris and says she's optimistic about life.
* August 28 - Chris tells Lindsay he'd like to meet her in person and show her his artwork. She says she'd love to.
* August 29 - Chris tells Lindsay about his class schedule and says he hopes to meet her soon.
* August 31 - Chris basically tells Lindsay he's been hanging out in the PVCC lobby for two days looking for her. She gives him her schedule.
* August 31 - A member of a band called Escaping Ellsworth shares his love for [[Sonic]] with Chris on [[MySpace]].

===September===
* September 1 - Chris and Lindsay struggle to work out a time to meet.
* September 2 - Chris draws [[Sub-Episode 8]].
* September 3 - Chris asks Lindsay if they are meeting tomorrow.
* September 4 - Lindsay says she can't make it, and Chris tries to reschedule. Lindsay wishes him good luck on his upcoming court hearing in a [[MySpace]] comment.
* September 4 - [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] turns 78.
* September 5 - Chris and Lindsay continue to thrash out a date and time to meet.
* September 6 - First hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 20. Chris and Lindsay play email tag.
* September 7 - Chris waits for Lindsay at [[McDonald's]] but she doesn't show because of crossed messages.
* September 8 - Chris hopes Lindsay has a good time in Florida over the weekend.
* September 12 - Chris tries again to work out a date and time to meet with Lindsay.
* September 12 - First and last hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 28. He is fined $30, and has to pay $56 in costs.
* September 14 - Chris messages Lindsay again and asks for a reply.
* September 15 - Chris tells Lindsay he feels "miserable" that they haven't been able to meet yet.
* September 16 - Lindsay tells Chris she's been busy.
* September 17 - Chris says he'd still like to meet Lindsay sometime.

===October===
* October 1 - [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] turns 64.
* October 4 - Second and last hearing in the case against Chris concerning his arrest on July 20 (Nolle Prosequi, not prosecuted).
* October 5 - Lindsay asks Chris if she saw him in the library today. He says no and repeats that he's open to meet her.
* October 17 - Chris updates his first [[MySpace]] account for the last time, after which he presumably forgot his password and created a new account.
* October 19 - Members of a [[SEGA]] forum begin a three-day conversation about Chris, referencing his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] account.<ref>[[http://forums.sega.com/archive/index.php/t-51445.html]]</ref>
* October 25 - Chris bids on Love Hina Storyimage Figurines on eBay.
* October 26 - Chris sends [[Chris emails 2004-2006#October 2005|an e-mail]] to Nintendo, requesting to test games for them.
* October 27 - Chris receives an email from Nintendo, denying his request to become a video game tester.

===November===
* November - A letter from Chris, whining about his Love Quest, is published in ''[[Shoujo Beat]]''.<ref>[[:Image:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]</ref>
* November 1 - First Megan e-mail: she asks Chris to buy ''[[Wikipedia:The Adventures of Tintin (TV series)|The Adventures of Tintin]]''.<ref>[[Megan emails, 2005-2006]]</ref>
* November 2 - Chris draws [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu'' #4]].
* November 8 - Megan emails Chris about plans to meet in a park on Sunday.

===December===
* December 5 - Chris emails Megan about going to [[McDonald's]] with her and his father on Friday. He says she inspires him.
* December 20 - Megan tells Chris she doesn't like him trying to kiss her, and she doesn't want a boyfriend. This won't be the last time that Chris tries to make advances on her.
* December 25 - Chris receives a Lego knock-off called Brick Police Series, Holiday M&Ms and ''Gumby vs. the Astrobots'' for the Game Boy Advance for Christmas.
* December 28 - Chris sets up his first [[deviantART]] page, "Sonichu".

==References==
<references />

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009

2023-04-05T09:53:36Z

FarFromBeyondOver:

The following videos were uploaded by [[Liquid Chris]] from [[August 2009|August]] through [[November 2009]].

This time period encompasses the [[Kacey]] Saga, and ends with [[Sonichu Special 4]]: the notorious shot-through-the-knees comic.

==Pre-Kacey Saga==

===Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|b3XaxocqdXM}}
| Stardate = August 10, 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}} [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Revised_Entry|RE-DONE Lift Up Your Eyes]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am VERY Ticked Off right Now.

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

===Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aF-OqiCKDhY}}
| Stardate = 11 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.|Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hello, y'all. Just droppin' by For a Quick Update. Check out the New Store! http://cwcstore.blogspot.com/

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

[[Captain%27s_Log|Captain's Log]]: Stardate August 11, 2009

Hello my loyal fanbase, I would like to address the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson, for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the [[SingStar_Challenge|SingStar Challenge Contest]] between your- because your judges have not followed- have not followed any rules, uh, up- uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and given me scores. Therefore, because you have no scores, you are out of the running, and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler.

Now, I don't care if you're stealing my original work and comic pages, and arts, and uploading onto a dimpy little website where no one will see them and be- while the true comics are about to be published by {{w||Dark Horse Comics}}. Yes, you heard it right. Dark Horse is fent- they are working fedrously ??- furiously to create and draw and write the first Sonichu Episode 0 comic within accordance from SEGA and Nintendo.

Now they are also working with a certain Microsoft as well. My current status on the project is they may hire me as Production Manager. So, y'know, keep my fingers crossed. [''holds up crossed fingers close to the camera for a few seconds'']. But uh, another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site. It's cwcstore.blogspot.com, and it's your one-stop-shop for anything [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], or [[CWCville]]-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here.

[''Camera shows scrolling through front page of shop with various products such as T-shirts, DVD sets, and comics'']

And on another note, they're, uh, umm, gonna start selling, uhh [[LEGO]] sets of CWCville along with guides to the city, so, uhh, be looking forward to that one, uhh, true believers. [''holds up box of LEGOs with very clearly fake CWCville label'']

The, uhh, [[The_Sonichu_Chronicles|Sonichu Crystal Chronicles]] game has come along pretty well. It's going to be a, uhh, RPG-style game, Role-Playing Game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, ehh, it is currently being produced, uhh, in tandem with Microsoft for the X- [''sigh of disappointment, but acting strong''] for the Xbox 360. Look forward, uhh, to the official revealing of it in the, uhh, Game Developer- DOS and Game Developers' Conference.

Hmm, anyway, uhh, yeah so that's about it for now. Still making lots of monies, rollin' in th- rollin' in th- rollin' in the dough, y'know, and uhh. [''melodramatically''] Who knows what the future holds!

Peace.

[''black screen for a few seconds'']

And to my darling sweetheart [[Kacey]], eventually I'll light a magical lighthouse to randomly shown ?? its healing, guiding light upon my previously-shattered heart and tortured soul and mended them back to good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a sailor-soldier having just vanquished a Heart Snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed your shining lustrous hair, your shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes, and personality strong and caring like a true buttercup bloom. I follow my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry-pink than I ever ha- than I have ever before, and everything around me was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow.

Uhh, for you I would travel even a thousand mile just to be with ya. Fortunately, uhh, you lives only about 2 hours away from my house, and uhh, I mee- I meet you when we date. This feeling, it was, and still is, so pure and true. It was as- it was if I was born to love you. When you smiles, I feel like I'm walking on sunshine. As I give my replying smile, I gaze into your eyes, and your hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud 9? I feel like I'm on 10.

Kacey, my love, would you marry me? [''bends off camera to retrieve a pink Rosechu medallion, holds it in front of the camera, and awkwardly looks around the room for a few seconds'']

Peace.

===I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|The Judges also Agree: I am the WINNER of the SingStar Challenge and the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Goodbye, Youtube. And Every Soul whose Heart I have Touched, and has Touched Mine Back. I have Found Myself, and Kacey and I will Grow Together.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===GONE===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}
{{Transcript}}

''[The camera zooms in on [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris]], who is tied up]''
Captain's log, Stardate August 13th 2009. Tell them your name.
*'''[Liquid Chris]''' Christian Weston Chandler.'''
''[Chris takes a moment to laugh like a manic retard]''
*'''[Chris]'''Are you the real Christian?
*'''[Liquid Chris] Yes.'''
''[Liquid and Solid Chris go back and forward a few times saying "No" and "Yes"]''
*'''[Chris] And why do you dress up like him?'''
''[The camera is zoomed up more on Liquid as Chris takes off the others medallion.]''
'''[THIS TRANSCRIPT IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS. PLEASE BE PATIENT.]'''

===10152009===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}} Rumours {{Homos}} [[Homos]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am Not Dead!!! Also, I have Sonichu's Patent now. Thank you For Your Support, my Fans!

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

Captain’s log, Stardate October fi-fifteenth, 2009. [''[[stress sigh]]'']

Hello my loyal fanbase. As-a-alot has happened to me, uh this past month and a half. I shall tell you first and foremost that uh I am safe, as- and straight, and I would like to note to a note there that uh what- what uh happened- what happened to me there and why you have not heard from me for so long. Oh, and my- and my Sonichu medallion, I do not have it at the moment because it was stolen from me.

I was ready for my bus to Redmond, but-uh-just-at the bus stop there, all of a sudden I felt someone touching me on my... yeah. So I turned around, because you know, I am TAKEN by my sweetest Kaceeyyyy, and it was none other than the impostor Christian Weston Chandler himself, or as he is better known, Ian Brandon Anderson! I called him out and I said, “Hey you Ian An-“, I said, “Hhh-hey you Ian Brandon Anderson” he st-he started screaming and covering his ears and then he knocked me out with a Chun-Li kick. And so, I woke up at a meat- in a meat packing factory. I knew it was a meat packing factory because there was- [''pauses and swallows awkwardly''] there was alotttt of pictures of uh...... [''pauses in disgust''] ducks… hanging around. Yeah, he made me uh- get on camera and then he force fed me a lots of uh… D-R-U-G-S. I-I didn’t even know there were so many kinds of them, but I passed out before I could even find ou- uh- before I could even tell, and the next thing you know eh- I’M WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA DESERT, AND MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! I’M BLEEDING OUT OF MY- t’yeah, so… yeah.

So just suh- so just all y’all so you know by now, that impostor is a homosexual. I had to get an OPERATION! So I called thru- I- [''pauses, licks lips, stress sighs and shakes head back and forth''] I crawled through the desert on my stomach for like a whooole month and until some really nice guys from Aladdin picked me up and they let me stay with them in their tent, and they took me to a city and where I found out that I had been kidnapped and taken to Africa! And so- but- and- [''stress sigh''] So ‘bout a week ago I called my sweetest Kacey, and she was so happy- [''clutches chest and speaks with concern and heartache''] she was so happy to see me, and I- I had been talking to her about getting our engagement re-r-reinfor-reinstated. [''video cuts to a slightly different angle and position'']

And I ask you Kasey, will you please- will you please marry me again? [''mimics opening an engagement ring box using his hands'']

[''Moves engagement ring box closer to his chest and reopens it''] Opening to my heart. [''video cuts back to original angle'']

And a very upcoming date... yeah and uh- yeah and on an’urr note ‘der, I am going back to Redmond to my own office with my own secretary to take up- to take up my rightful job as the owner of the Sonichu franchise, and just so y’all know, that Project Needlemouse game, that Sega was working on, that was uh- that was gonna be the Sonichu game, but when I got kidnapped they had to- they had to act like it was just another Sonic title. So now I am gonna- I am gonna- I am going back to work that up and put a jump start in the comics and- and the game, and as for that impostor, I want to see his head on a pike! [''video cuts'']

Peace. [''holds up peace sign''] And have a good d-

== Kacey Saga ==

===THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GPc9QmkW9Eg}}
| Stardate = 21 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, for KACEY AND I'S PURE LOVE. I will Be Right Here.

CWC (Christopher by Birth)}}
{{Transcript}}

===BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3Q-1aHvLXnE}}
| Stardate = 28 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Recorded in Front of the CWCVille Mayor's Office :)

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDMEVOM3pV8}}
| Stardate = 29 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Please Excuse the Curses, Swearing, and General Bad Language in this Video.

Peace,

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDQTxPqz48s}}
| Stardate = 30 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father|Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}
{{Transcript}}

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu Special 4]]|}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]

CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009

2023-04-05T09:48:16Z

FarFromBeyondOver: fixed transcript for Gone, added transcript for 10152009, but text is blue, someone help

The following videos were uploaded by [[Liquid Chris]] from [[August 2009|August]] through [[November 2009]].

This time period encompasses the [[Kacey]] Saga, and ends with [[Sonichu Special 4]]: the notorious shot-through-the-knees comic.

==Pre-Kacey Saga==

===Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|b3XaxocqdXM}}
| Stardate = August 10, 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Trollsicon}} [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_5#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Revised_Entry|RE-DONE Lift Up Your Eyes]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC|New Christian Weston Chandler Video featuring the Hit Song "So Need a Cute Girl" by CWC]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am VERY Ticked Off right Now.

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

===Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest
| video = {{#ev:youtube|aF-OqiCKDhY}}
| Stardate = 11 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.|Ian, Talking Time is Over. The REAL Christian Weston Chandler is SICK of Your Lies. Come CLEAN.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Hello, y'all. Just droppin' by For a Quick Update. Check out the New Store! http://cwcstore.blogspot.com/

CWC }}
{{Transcript}}

[[Captain%27s_Log|Captain's Log]]: Stardate August 11, 2009

Hello my loyal fanbase, I would like to address the impostor, Ian Brandon Anderson, for a moment. I officially declare myself the winner of the [[SingStar_Challenge|SingStar Challenge Contest]] between your- because your judges have not followed- have not followed any rules, uh, up- uploaded any videos. My judges have been following the rules and given me scores. Therefore, because you have no scores, you are out of the running, and I am the true Christian Weston Chandler.

Now, I don't care if you're stealing my original work and comic pages, and arts, and uploading onto a dimpy little website where no one will see them and be- while the true comics are about to be published by {{w||Dark Horse Comics}}. Yes, you heard it right. Dark Horse is fent- they are working fedrously ??- furiously to create and draw and write the first Sonichu Episode 0 comic within accordance from SEGA and Nintendo.

Now they are also working with a certain Microsoft as well. My current status on the project is they may hire me as Production Manager. So, y'know, keep my fingers crossed. [''holds up crossed fingers close to the camera for a few seconds'']. But uh, another thing, I present to you another true Sonichu merchandise selling site. It's cwcstore.blogspot.com, and it's your one-stop-shop for anything [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], or [[CWCville]]-related. I will show you a bit of the site right here.

[''Camera shows scrolling through front page of shop with various products such as T-shirts, DVD sets, and comics'']

And on another note, they're, uh, umm, gonna start selling, uhh [[LEGO]] sets of CWCville along with guides to the city, so, uhh, be looking forward to that one, uhh, true believers. [''holds up box of LEGOs with very clearly fake CWCville label'']

The, uhh, [[The_Sonichu_Chronicles|Sonichu Crystal Chronicles]] game has come along pretty well. It's going to be a, uhh, RPG-style game, Role-Playing Game, and outside the city of CWCville. And, ehh, it is currently being produced, uhh, in tandem with Microsoft for the X- [''sigh of disappointment, but acting strong''] for the Xbox 360. Look forward, uhh, to the official revealing of it in the, uhh, Game Developer- DOS and Game Developers' Conference.

Hmm, anyway, uhh, yeah so that's about it for now. Still making lots of monies, rollin' in th- rollin' in th- rollin' in the dough, y'know, and uhh. [''melodramatically''] Who knows what the future holds!

Peace.

[''black screen for a few seconds'']

And to my darling sweetheart [[Kacey]], eventually I'll light a magical lighthouse to randomly shown ?? its healing, guiding light upon my previously-shattered heart and tortured soul and mended them back to good shape and form. One girl walked into my life like a sailor-soldier having just vanquished a Heart Snatcher. Bit by bit, I've noticed your shining lustrous hair, your shiny blue Chaos Emerald-like eyes, and personality strong and caring like a true buttercup bloom. I follow my recovered heart's instincts and followed you. As I got to know you over the months, my heart was growing stronger as I was falling for you. I blushed more strawberry-pink than I ever ha- than I have ever before, and everything around me was shining like a sun's mellow color, yellow.

Uhh, for you I would travel even a thousand mile just to be with ya. Fortunately, uhh, you lives only about 2 hours away from my house, and uhh, I mee- I meet you when we date. This feeling, it was, and still is, so pure and true. It was as- it was if I was born to love you. When you smiles, I feel like I'm walking on sunshine. As I give my replying smile, I gaze into your eyes, and your hair is the softest and most warm-tingling. Cloud 9? I feel like I'm on 10.

Kacey, my love, would you marry me? [''bends off camera to retrieve a pink Rosechu medallion, holds it in front of the camera, and awkwardly looks around the room for a few seconds'']

Peace.

===I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|1pbi94LLabY}}
| Stardate = 14 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} Music {{Galpals}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Reason}} Reason
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)|Verdict: I (CWC) WIN the SingStar Contest. Also, More Updates on Sonichu and Going Places :)]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|The Judges also Agree: I am the WINNER of the SingStar Challenge and the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler. Goodbye, Youtube. And Every Soul whose Heart I have Touched, and has Touched Mine Back. I have Found Myself, and Kacey and I will Grow Together.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===GONE===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = GONE
| video = {{#ev:youtube|5VEt7DgWMNk}}
| Stardate = 15 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Violence}} [[Death threats]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.|I, Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, Virginia, Have Grown Up.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
}}
{{Transcript}}

''[The camera zooms in on [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Chris]], who is tied up]''
Captain's log, Stardate August 13th 2009. Tell them your name.
*'''[Liquid Chris]''' Christian Weston Chandler.'''
''[Chris takes a moment to laugh like a manic retard]''
*'''[Chris]'''Are you the real Christian?
*'''[Liquid Chris] Yes.'''
''[Liquid and Solid Chris go back and forward a few times saying "No" and "Yes"]''
*'''[Chris] And why do you dress up like him?'''
''[The camera is zoomed up more on Liquid as Chris takes off the others medallion.]''
'''[THIS TRANSCRIPT IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS. PLEASE BE PATIENT.]'''

===10152009===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors}} Rumours {{Homos}} [[Homos]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|I am Not Dead!!! Also, I have Sonichu's Patent now. Thank you For Your Support, my Fans!

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

Captain’s log, Stardate October fi-fifteenth, 2009. [''[[stress sigh]]'']

Hello my loyal fanbase. As-a-alot has happened to me, uh this past month and a half. I shall tell you first and foremost that uh I am safe, as- and straight, and I would like to note to a note there that uh what- what uh happened- what happened to me there and why you have not heard from me for so long. Oh, and my- and my Sonichu medallion, I do not have it at the moment because it was stolen from me.

I was ready for my bus to Redmond, but-uh-just-at the bus stop there, all of a sudden I felt someone touching me on my... yeah. So I turned around, because you know, I am TAKEN by my sweetest Kaceeyyyy, and it was none other than the impostor Christian Weston Chandler himself, or as he is better known, Ian Brandon Anderson! I called him out and I said, “Hey you Ian An-“, I said, “Hhh-hey you Ian Brandon Anderson” he st-he started screaming and covering his ears and then he knocked me out with a Chun-Li kick. And so, I woke up at a meat- in a meat packing factory. I knew it was a meat packing factory because there was- [''pauses and swallows awkwardly''] there was alotttt of pictures of uh...... [''pauses in disgust''] ducks… hanging around. Yeah, he made me uh- get on camera and then he force fed me a lots of uh… D-R-U-G-S. I-I didn’t even know there were so many kinds of them, but I passed out before I could even find ou- uh- before I could even tell, and the next thing you know eh- I’M WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA DESERT, AND MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! I’M BLEEDING OUT OF MY- t’yeah, so… yeah.

So just suh- so just all y’all so you know by now, that impostor is a homosexual. I had to get an OPERATION! So I called thru- I- [''pauses, licks lips, stress sighs and shakes head back and forth''] I crawled through the desert on my stomach for like a whooole month and until some really nice guys from Aladdin picked me up and they let me stay with them in their tent, and they took me to a city and where I found out that I had been kidnapped and taken to Africa! And so- but- and- [''stress sigh''] So ‘bout a week ago I called my sweetest Kacey, and she was so happy- [''clutches chest and speaks with concern and heartache''] she was so happy to see me, and I- I had been talking to her about getting our engagement re-r-reinfor-reinstated. [''video cuts to a slightly different angle and position'']

And I ask you Kasey, will you please- will you please marry me again? [''mimics opening an engagement ring box using his hands'']

[''Moves engagement ring box closer to his chest and reopens it''] Opening to my heart. [''video cuts back to original angle'']

And a very upcoming date... yeah and uh- yeah and on an’urr note ‘der, I am going back to Redmond to my own office with my own secretary to take up- to take up my rightful job as the owner of the Sonichu franchise, and just so y’all know, that Project Needlemouse game, that Sega was working on, that was uh- that was gonna be the Sonichu game, but when I got kidnapped they had to- they had to act like it was just another Sonic title. So now I am gonna- I am gonna- I am going back to work that up and put a jump start in the comics and- and the game, and as for that impostor, I want to see his head on a pike! [''video cuts'']

Peace. [''holds up peace sign''] And have a good d-

== Kacey Saga=

----

===THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GPc9QmkW9Eg}}
| Stardate = 21 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#10152009|10152009]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE, for KACEY AND I'S PURE LOVE. I will Be Right Here.

CWC (Christopher by Birth)}}
{{Transcript}}

===BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3Q-1aHvLXnE}}
| Stardate = 28 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} Kacey
| Performance Style = {{Rage}} Angry
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Recorded in Front of the CWCVille Mayor's Office :)

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDMEVOM3pV8}}
| Stardate = 29 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU! SIGNED CHRISTOPHER C.W.C. :-(]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Please Excuse the Curses, Swearing, and General Bad Language in this Video.

Peace,

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDQTxPqz48s}}
| Stardate = 30 October 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Kacey]] {{Music}} Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back|M.C. CWC Serves The Girlfriend Thief the Rhymes to Win Kacey Back]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father|Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Let us Sing This Duet together in Our Hearts.

CWC}}
{{Transcript}}

===Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father===

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = Sonichu's Copyright Proof and Thank You Kacey's Father
| video = {{#ev:youtube|eL_mkCKuWXQ}}
| Stardate = 06 November 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Comics}} Comics
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
| next = [[Sonichu_Special_4|Conspiracy to ATTEMPT MURDER AGAIN from Ian Brandon Anderson (his Comic Pages)]]
}}
'''VIDEO DESCRIPTION:'''
{{quotebox|Kacey, you Know who is Right, in Your Heart.

Signed,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler (C.W.C)}}
{{Transcript}}

{{succession|label=[[Liquid Chris|CWCivil War!]]|prevlink=[[SHOWDOWN: The TRUE CWC Confronts The FAKE]]|nextlink=[[Sonichu Special 4]]|}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Liquid Saga]]

15 October 2009

2023-04-05T09:42:53Z

FarFromBeyondOver: Added transcript for Liquid's video

[[File:LiquidJustAsPlanned.jpg|thumb|HE'S BAAAACK.]]
"'''15 October 2009'''" (officially "'''10152009'''") is a video where [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] acknowledges the [[CChanSonichuCWC#The_Return_of_the_King|return of the TRUE and HONEST Chris]]. He also continues to "call out" [[Clyde Cash]]/[[Gregg Mays]].

The introduction "[[Captain's Log]]" is absent in this video, as with some recent videos, to the relief of ''Star Trek'' fans everywhere.

'''Official description:''' [none]

==Background==
Earlier that evening, Liquid posted his first video in months describing the trials and tribulations of the past few months:

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = 10152009
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Ni8d6CRSD1o}}
| Stardate = 15 [[October 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Rumors|text}} {{Homos|text}}
| previous = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#GONE|GONE]]
| next = [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, August-November 2009#THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK. FROM: the True C.W.C with Birth Name Christopher.]]
}}

Liquid describes his heroic survival as he was kidnapped, force fed [[tobacky]], then brutally assaulted and [[rape]]d in the [[homo|ass]]. Liquid found himself in the middle of the [[Wikipedia:Sahara Desert|Sahara]] where he journeyed for miles, seeking water, and as he was about to die from thirst, some "friendly [[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey|Aladdin]] people" came to his rescue and helped him return to his home of [[Ruckersville]].

=== Transcript ===

Captain’s log, Stardate October fi-fifteenth, 2009. [''[[stress sigh]]'']

Hello my loyal fanbase. As-a-alot has happened to me, uh this past month and a half. I shall tell you first and foremost that uh I am safe, as- and straight, and I would like to note to a note there that uh what- what uh happened- what happened to me there and why you have not heard from me for so long. Oh, and my- and my Sonichu medallion, I do not have it at the moment because it was stolen from me.

I was ready for my bus to Redmond, but-uh-just-at the bus stop there, all of a sudden I felt someone touching me on my... yeah. So I turned around, because you know, I am TAKEN by my sweetest Kaceeyyyy, and it was none other than the impostor Christian Weston Chandler himself, or as he is better known, Ian Brandon Anderson! I called him out and I said, “Hey you Ian An-“, I said, “Hhh-hey you Ian Brandon Anderson” he st-he started screaming and covering his ears and then he knocked me out with a Chun-Li kick. And so, I woke up at a meat- in a meat packing factory. I knew it was a meat packing factory because there was- [''pauses and swallows awkwardly''] there was alotttt of pictures of uh...... [''pauses in disgust''] ducks… hanging around. Yeah, he made me uh- get on camera and then he force fed me a lots of uh… D-R-U-G-S. I-I didn’t even know there were so many kinds of them, but I passed out before I could even find ou- uh- before I could even tell, and the next thing you know eh- I’M WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SAHARA DESERT, AND MY ANUS IS BLEEDING! I’M BLEEDING OUT OF MY- t’yeah, so… yeah.

So just suh- so just all y’all so you know by now, that impostor is a homosexual. I had to get an OPERATION! So I called thru- I- [''pauses, licks lips, stress sighs and shakes head back and forth''] I crawled through the desert on my stomach for like a whooole month and until some really nice guys from Aladdin picked me up and they let me stay with them in their tent, and they took me to a city and where I found out that I had been kidnapped and taken to Africa! And so- but- and- [''stress sigh''] So ‘bout a week ago I called my sweetest Kacey, and she was so happy- [''clutches chest and speaks with concern and heartache''] she was so happy to see me, and I- I had been talking to her about getting our engagement re-r-reinfor-reinstated. [''video cuts to a slightly different angle and position'']

And I ask you Kasey, will you please- will you please marry me again? [''mimics opening an engagement ring box using his hands'']

[''Moves engagement ring box closer to his chest and reopens it''] Opening to my heart. [''video cuts back to original angle'']

And a very upcoming date... yeah and uh- yeah and on an’urr note ‘der, I am going back to Redmond to my own office with my own secretary to take up- to take up my rightful job as the owner of the Sonichu franchise, and just so y’all know, that Project Needlemouse game, that Sega was working on, that was uh- that was gonna be the Sonichu game, but when I got kidnapped they had to- they had to act like it was just another Sonic title. So now I am gonna- I am gonna- I am going back to work that up and put a jump start in the comics and- and the game, and as for that impostor, I want to see his head on a pike! [''video cuts'']

Peace. [''holds up peace sign''] And have a good d-

==Video==
Solid responded the same day with a rebuttal to Liquid's video, saying the events that he described were neither true or honest. Midway through, he suddenly launches into his own advertisement for ''The Cleveland Show''.

{{Infobox/video
| name = 15 October 2009
| ytid = w6iRjij8CPU
| stardate = 15 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{VertBlueGrayShirt|text}}
| previous = [[War Paint Video]]
| next = [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]
}}

{{quote|I will only respond to him this one time because he is a lowly troll, and I just do not give a dang about him.}}

=== Transcript ===
October 15th, [[2009]].

Yes I have uh, reseen the, uh...return of the impostor in the blipe--in the brown stripes. [''[[stress sigh]]''] He dares call me by that stupid Ian name? [''grunts and shakes head''] Stupid. Everybody know that is fa--that that name is fake.

Anyway, the on--I will only respond to him this one time because he is a lowly [[troll]], and I just do not give a dang about him. I mean, come on, his story, I mean like, you know, being put in a meat factory, Sahara Desert, [[Greetings to Kacey's folks|''Aladdin people?!'']] Huh. And also, he coulda easily put, he could have easily taken the drugs himself, even to make his [[Chris and sex|''own'' ass bleed]]. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as (looks left of camera as if to read a script) Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow [[Pedofork|R. Kelly]]'s bathroom, or Roberta when she fought off 6 Al-Qaedas, ''one by one''! ''[[Family Guy|The Cleveland Show]]'', new episodes Sun--every Sunday on F--on Fox, and episodes downloadable on [[PlayStation Network]], and iTunes. ''Cleveland Show''! [''laughs retardedly'']

Ah, anyway, the main concern here is that defintly--uh, definitely me drawing the comic pages which I am still doing...and, takin' down, the [[Billy Mays]]/Clyde Cash whoever the hell he is. Do not beli--and continue to ''not believe''...that...his name may be Christian Weston Chandler, but everybody knows that he is not the original guy, I am. The guy was born in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]], his birth name was Christopher.

So there.....and I'm still here. I'm still waitin' for ya, Gregg Mays. I know where you are. You are...within this state of [[Virginia]]. And I am still waiting for you...to accept my challenge.

Anyway, aside from that, expect a few more pages this weekend on the [[CWCipedia]]: the official [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] site. Thank you and have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[War Paint Video]]|nextlink=[[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud]]|}}
{{Captain's Log}}
{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}
{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, October 2009| 2009-10-15]]
[[Category: Liquid Saga videos| 2009-10-15]]

SHE IS MINE NOW

2023-04-05T08:50:26Z

FarFromBeyondOver: Fixed Liquid's Video Box

{{Honest}}

[[Image:Crazy.jpg|thumb|"I will kick your asses. Because I'm crazy."]]

'''SHE IS MINE NOW''' (officially '''10292009 - Re to Chris No 2 - SHE IS MINE NOW''') is another call out to [[CChanSonichuCWC|the real Chris]] from [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], uploaded on 28 [[October 2009]]. In it, he [[Chris and music#Rap|raps]] again and declares that [[Kacey]] is his and that Liquid lost her.

Ian plays a wide array of Aerosmith tracks in the background, undoubtedly in an attempt to seem rebellious and dangerous. He [[Autism|shuffles]] back and forth throughout the video and seems to have aged considerably since [[For Chris No 2|''yesterday'']]. He also finally changed his shirt.

He also does his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]...that or another [[rage]] attack. Who knows?

It is also important to note that Ian seems to be sweating a fair amount in this video and can be seen wiping sweat from his brow. The sweating appears to become more profuse towards the end of the video compared to the somewhat dry start.

==Liquid's Video==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU
| video = {{#ev:youtube|3Q-1aHvLXnE}}
| Stardate = 28 [[October 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex|Kacey}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| previous = [[For Chris|THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK]]
| next = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#MC CWC responds|MC CWC responds]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
--ut'n, don't wanna play nice, do ya?! I'll school ya! [''Jump cut''] I'll s--I'll s--I'll school ya. I'll take you to town!

[''Liquid Chris steps back from the camera and performs several fighting moves similar to the ones seen in [[CWC Fighter]].'']

I'm comin' for ya!

[''Re-approaches camera'']

I am the only one here who is fit for [[Kacey]]! [''Jump cut''] And another thing! [''Jump cut''] Uhh. Yeah this one's for you.

[''Steps away from the camera'']

The real deal! '''[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-HAAAAAAAA!!]]'''

[''Jump cut. Liquid Chris is close to the camera again.'']

Oh and by the way. I have been talking to some people named [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[Gregg Mays]], who have told me personally, that they are going to help me take you down! [''Heavy breathing, possibly due to the extreme cold''] And, uh, yeah! Jack Thaddeus, his assistant Samanda Handroil, Samantha Handroil and Gregg Mays, who is a good man, and what ha-has given me some information on you, so that uh- I don't think- I don't think you'll like it very much at- mmmh [''More heavy breathing''] I don't think you will- I don't think you would like it very much if it got out and ruined your life forever.

So yeah. Jack Thaddeus, Gregg Mays. They're on my side now. Mmm. So get ready, arch-nemesis. I will be waiting. And to the rest of you, peace, eh.

==IBA's video==
{{tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = SHE IS MINE NOW
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9H1ZQ-dzTuo}}
| stardate = 29 [[October 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Galpals|[[Kacey]]}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{TanWideLines|text}}
| previous = [[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!]]
| next = [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]
}}

{{quote|<poem>You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me
Come fight me in person
Come out from behind the camera you fool
I'll fight you any day!</poem>|MC Chris, [[Chris and music|"rhyming"]]}}

=== Transcript ===

Yo! MC Chris! I'm gonna rap it to ya, man! Listen up!

<poem>
[''Ian begins "rapping" while Run-DMC's cover of "Walk This Way" plays in the background'']
I seen yo video, yous a lame ass
[[Sonichu (comic)|You done copyin' this and that]]
[[homos|I'm gonna screw you]], I'm gonna take you to town
Who do you think you are, [[South Park|Eric Cartman]]?
[''does a surprisingly okay Eric Cartman impression''] Screw you guys, I'm going home!
You had all with the [[pedofork|sweet little girl]]
[[List of Chris's lies|And yet you break your promise!]]
You done turn your back on her and turn to the [[trolls]]!
You just a dang dummy!
And you still chicken you's a dang coward!
If you wanna come fight me,
Come fight me in person!
Come out from behind the camera, you FOOL!
I'll fight you any day!
[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Poop]]-pow! [''flails arms in an obscene mockery of punching'']
And I'm gonna just plain kick yo ass!
From-looking-at-your-body-type, you's a total width and shorter than me!
I'm a good 5 foot 10, what are you, like a 4 foots 8?
I tell you something right now
[[Virgin with rage|That ain't gonna let you laid]],
Yet you had it once with her and you let it down
You's a big ol' dang...[[Hello, Juffalo|stupid lame-ass clown]].
Because you know you had all the [[Chris and religion|blessings]]
She was smart she was sweet she was [[Speech impediment|riwwyvery]] fun!
And I'll tell ya what ya did...
You...she done left you boy!
You lost her! You [[Kimmi|treated her like]] [[Clown Doll|a dang ragdoll]]!

[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Rag Doll"''] Dang ragdoll...
And she ain't no ragdoll, she's a caring human being!
And you is--and you is a dang fool for mistreating her like you did.
And I [[love]] her for--I love her for so much more than that.
And you so dumb...and you threw it all away, man.
She left you and now she's with me.
</poem>

[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Dream On"''] So, at this point, you could just... [''turns back and awkwardly fast forwards through the intro to the song, and wipes his forehead''] So, at this point man. I'll tell you what you could do, because all your notions you had...with lovely, with sweet [[Kacey]]. This point, you could just...[[Dreams|dream]] on. Cause she and I we share [''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion".'']

[''In an ear-splitting high pitched whine, while holding up the [[Claw of Fail]]''] SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET EMOOOOOOOOOTION. You didn't share no sweet emotion. You just done played her for a fool. And I don't ca--and I don't take to fools like that. [''whispers''] Please don't. I swear. And by the way you know what? I don't care about bein' a virgin because you know what? She and me are gonna be like...

[''Changes track to Aerosmith's "Love in an Elevator"''] ...[[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|LOVE IN AN ELEVATOR! LOVIN' IT UP IN AN ELEVATOR!]] I mean, I tell ya. I tell ya what, man. She done leave you--she done left yous mang. She come--she come towards me. Because she's beyond beautiful.

[''Changes track to "Beyond Beautiful" from the Aerosmith Track Pack, awkwardly fast forwards through intro again and then <s>sings</s> mumbles along, badly''] She loves me now, she loves you not! Listen to that! Listen to the words of Aerosmith! She's beyond beautiful, and she's beyond...brilliant. She is so kind. She cares a lot. She cared about you, too. But you done turned her down, man. You lost her. So face facts man. She's with me Mac- she is with me now. You're yesterday's news. Just like the- just like the [[Monthly tugboat|boat]] that the [[Random access humor|MythBusters made out of newspaper and ice.]] Yesterday's news. Good show by the way, [[List of Chris's lies|I learned from it.]] So you can just move on, [[Wikipedia:Buster Brown|Buster Brown]]! 'Cause [[Chris|Mama Brown]] ain't gonna take that no more!

Yeah... and I will kick your ass, 'cause... I'm [[autism|crazy]]! [''gibbers violently at the camera, pauses, then does a more effete version of gibbering at the camera'']

C'mon! You come fight me in person, and I'll kick your ass! Come on!

...have a good day. Anse--when you--meet me in person.

==MC CWC responds==
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = MC CWC responds
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wDMEVOM3pV8}}
| stardate = 29 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| subject = {{Sex|[[Kacey]]}}, {{Music|text}}
| previous = [[SHE_IS_MINE_NOW#Original video from the real Chris|BACK THE FUCK OFF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU]]
| next = [[My_Half_of_A_Whole_New_World_for_Kacey#CChanSonichu CWC responds|My Half of A Whole New World For Kacey]]
}}

{{quote|Then I'm gonna turn you into a murder statistic,
Because, bitch 
I'm High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic|MC CWC, being '''fucking ill.'''}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Ian responds to MC CWC.jpg|thumb|Ian's comments on Chris's Response.]]
Kacey, you understand, this… this Ian, this… you do not want anything to have to do with him. I will win you back! I promise!

And another thing, I am gonna show you who is the real, who is the real better, talented CWC, in order to, in order to get you back! Cuz I will have you back, bay-bee! I miss you!

Here he is MC – the MC CWC, throwin’ down his favorite rhymes y’all! Yeah, okay.

[''The beat from [[Wikipedia:Eminem|Eminem's]] "[[Wikipedia:My Name Is|My Name Is]]" begins playing (yes, just the beat, because Liquid Chris can actually play songs with the lyrics cut out)'']

''Kacey doesn’t love you – it’s true! 
''I checked her email this Tuesday at seven-oh-two 
''She has more apprehension than someone like you 
''Having his [[semen]], and [[recycling|drinking it too]] 
''In orange [[CWC Cola|Fanta, chocolate syrup]], you just can’t refuse 
''Mothafuckas online think that it cannot be true 
''But you prove them wrong, bottoms-up is yo motto 
''So it slides down yo throat, like a melty gelato 
''Wearin’ that bathrobe, like greener than avocado 
''Mashed up in a bathtub, infested with live mold 
''Your [[ShowerClean|shower]] got a problem with that, so I been told 
''In fact I’ve seen it – you’re twenty-seven years old! 
''You get [[CWCFlyingElephants|naked on camera and dance around like ten-fold]] 
''Fuck you, [[niggos|nigga]] – you makin’ my head explode 
''You know, with the stop-this and the stop-that 
''And the [[Nudes|expose of your ass-crack]] 
''On the camera, it was so wack 
''Look like Jack Black, on your last track 
''Mothafucka, I’ve never tried kickin’ an ass this hard 
''But I’mmabout to chew up and spit y’all about one million yards 
''I’ll take yo picture and send it to yo bodyguard 
''Now everybody yeah, sing along 

''Now everybody drawin’ the [[comic]] pages for ages 
''The sages of rage, and the age of contagion’s voracious 
''And pages, like the mothafuckin plague is 
''Upon a plantation and faces just can’t explain this 

''Sorry – didn’t understand that? 
''Understand my ass-crack! 
''I’m [[Wikipedia:Back in Black|back in black]] – and so’s my battery 
''Runs on [[Wikipedia:AC/DC|AC/DC]], 
''You don’t deserve to listen to a band so legendary, 
''[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Get the FUCK off]] of Kacey, 
''Blaze me? You’re pasty! 
''You can’t stop me, or block me, or amaze me. 
''You won’t even [[Rescuing Kacey From Christian W Chandler|come to her rescue]], ‘cuz you’re lazy! 
''It doesn’t phase me that you’re crazy, 
''‘Cuz if I see you try to contain me, 
''Then when I kick your ass, and salt and shake thee 

''I’m gonna rip off 
''Your four-inch 
''[[Duck|Deformed dick]] 

''[[BlueSpike#Max|Shove it up your ass]] 
''Like a certain 
''[[Medallion of fail|Medallion]] 

''Then I’m gonna turn you into 
''A murder 
''Statistic 

''Because, bitch, 
''I’m High-Fucking-Functioning-Autistic. 

''Out! 

Yeah. M’kay. Yeah yeah, yeah, m’kay, yeah you listen to that and you take in the words from that.

Peace, and have a good day.

==External Links==
Download Liquid Chris's rap - Created by Youtuber CynicalController https://www.dropbox.com/s/5x4pdw699q1cf3p/Rhymes%20to%20Win%20Kacey%20Back.mp3?dl=0

==See also==
*[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]
*[[My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey]]

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[[Category:Liquid Saga videos| 2009-10-28]]

For Chris

2023-04-05T08:41:33Z

FarFromBeyondOver: Fixed Liquid's Video Box

"'''For Chris'''" (officially "'''10222009'''") is a video where evil impostor [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] tries to compare himself with the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris, [[CChanSonichuCWC]]. It can be seen that he's attempting to try to win over [[Kacey]]'s heart. AGAIN.

IBA spends much of this video claiming he possesses many positive personal qualities, all of which are outrageous [[lie]]s. At various points he calls himself honest, caring, helpful, [[Chris and fashion|good-looking]], [[Chris and Anger|patient]], [[Gal pals|popular]], [[Chris and death|"empathetic/sympathetic"]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|intelligent]], [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|good at making decisions]], and [[Wendy's|reliable]]. He also states that he can control his [[Chris and anger|temper]]. For every character flaw or shortcoming Ian has, he believes the [[Chris and reality|opposite]] to be true. However, he claims to like making people laugh, so this is arguably the first recorded evidence of him succeeding in one of his goals.

As with his [[Brutal Legend Plus|last video]], the [[PSEye|audio]] still sucks balls, and the constant skipping makes him sound like Max Headroom. The video was uploaded on 22 [[October 2009]].

This video also has the first and last mention of a "relationship management" class. Sources say that the teacher of this class can't stand Chris, and is constantly trying to redirect him to "special" classes. He also takes these classes alone, which is useless in itself.

==Liquid's video==

{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = THIS will NOT STAND, you HOMO JERK
| video = {{#ev:youtube|GPc9QmkW9Eg}}
| Stardate = 21 [[October 2009]]
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex|Kacey}}
| previous = [[15 October 2009]]
| next = [[SHE IS MINE NOW|BACK THE FUCK OFF OF KACEY, OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!]]
}}

=== Transcript ===

[''Positioning camera''] Mmm. Okay. Alright. Yeah. So, I am still not your friend, Mr. Impostor, Mister [[Chris|Ian Brandon Anderson]] himself! You know who you are. How- I- how could I be friends with such a ''stupid'' jerk who is ''always'' trying to take over my [[Sonichu]] franchise! You're the Dr. Egg-man! You're the Dr. Robotnik. Come up with a- with the new plans.. Steal my original characters. [''exhales'']

Yeah. You know, you are so lucky, because when I was gone, [[Kacey]] started falling in love with you. And- but in ten seconds of Sonic running speed, you have dispelled her and I have picked her up in my- in my loving arms again, and I have picked her up. And you know what else, she would have... Mm. She would've a f-... Mm. She would have fallen in love with you i- [''sighs''], except for a good thing that you never even cared about her. Ah. I- I am- yeah, I am telling you this, and making this video here, to tell you: ''You lost out, man!'' Kinda like how [[Wikipedia:Jack Shephard|Jack Shephard]] got lots- uh [[Wikipedia:Lost (TV series)|lost]] in the jungle... and saw a monster. Or [[Wikipedia:John Locke (Lost)|John Locke]] got lost in the woods and killed a bunch of boars... ''one by one''. [''in a TV announcer voice'']"''LOST''! Only on ABC! Only"- yeah. Hm.

But yeah, aside from you being a no-good, crappy impostor, I guess maybe that you- I do have something to thank you for. Thanks for keeping Kacey all warm and fired-up for me! Now I will get all the [[Fuck Quest|real action]], ''bay-bee''! You- she knows how- we're gonna see how she knows- that I like- I'm gonna drive her home at night. Hm. Yeah, and this is- this is not limited to making out, kisses and, and boobies, which are so- which- her boobies are so beaut- beautiful and large, and ''laaarge'', even for my God-given daughter, [[Crystal]], might I mention that soon-to-be God-given daughter Crystal.. Though, err, it has yet to happen. And another thing, [''exhales audibly''] we are going to swim through a [[RomanticLabyrinth|watery maze]] and make passionate love to each other and it's going to be awesome. [''exhales audibly''] So you leave her to me, you hear? ''Ha! Ha! Ha!'' And don't worry, Ian Brandon Anderson, I am sure you will find yourself a nice ''girlfriend-free boy'' to have as a sweetheart someday, you [[Homos|homo]]! Mm. [''exhales''] Yeah, only none other than a homosexual wou- who is going to hell would not fight to get a girl like Kacey. In fact, I think- I think you are so gay for resisting her obvious advances. [[Axe|Stay off of my Axe!]]... it's not for the homos. But, uhh, yeah, she is all mine now. Don't like that? Tough cookies.

In fact, I have a challenge for you. You wanna save your reputation? Duuuude? Ian Brandon Aaandersson? Duuuude? I- I dare you- I dare '''you''', and I will be waiting, I dare you to make a video about why you are better for Kacey... than me, or else... or else you w- or else you will have admitted that you have never cared for her in the first place, and ''everyone'' on the internet will see that you are a [[jerk]] and a schmuck, [''vibrating noise''] and they will see that I- I was always the- they will see that I was always the [[Honest Content|true and original]] CWC. I was... yeah.

And to all you [''exhales''] and to all you who have placed bids on my- on my custom-painted, uhh, meat-wad, shred-wad, rock-panned Rockband [[Gitar of Fail|guitar]] on [[eBay]], it has been sold- it has now been sold, and I have the money from your sale right here. [''produces a wad of folded $20 bills'']

To the rest of you, who are good and true, peace.

And have a good day.

==IBA's video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = For Chris
| ytid = oVJvzBzfTYc
| stardate = 22 [[October 2009]]
| maker = [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]
| saga = {{Liquid|text}}
| shirt = {{StraightWhiteLinesShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Brutal Legend Plus]]
| next = [[I Love You Kacey]]
}}
{{quote|Aggressive! Argumentative! Rude! Unfeeling! Uncaring! Selfish! A LIAR! You are a liar! And, you're immature.|Chris describing Chris}}

=== Transcript ===

Aah. Okay Mr. [[Christian]], let's uh, deliberate.

Okay, well, firstly, [[Honest Content|I am honest]]. You certainly have not been honest, you know. I've got longer history. I've been on the internet since [[2000]]. TWO thousand! You've been online for only what, six months now? Six months! I got a lot more history than you do, and everybody can verify that I am the real creator, so there. [[Chris and Anger|I am kind, I am good-hearted]], and you've shown yourself to be not so kind. Ar- you may be- care. [''Damaged camera skips at this point''] [[DJ Jamsta|Like, you know.]] Yeah sure, like you did listen to your video, yeah. I'm like you know, yeah. I'm not going forward with Kacey in a romantic way but she had feelings for you, and I respected that as such. Mmph. And like seriously, if she wanted to, I would have gladly, I would have gladly gone further with that, but she, she did not want that and I respected her wish of that. Cause I CARE about her. [[PandaHalo|I am CARING]]. And obviously you haven't, because you know what because she made you promise to stop your game and make no more videos, but yet you go and make this one! You broke your promise! I would not break my promise, like you know, for annuther [[gal-pal]] of mine, like you know, especially this girl with me being [[Megan|trustworthy, and loyal]], because I just went on a goose chase, because [''video skips''] another gal pal of mine, she was pretty much lonely at the time and you know, I thought she called me like you know, and wanted me to hang with her for awhile. And so I killed about- killed about twenty miles round trip for gas to go find her house. But it turns out that was a [[BlueSpike|troll posing as that girl]]. [''[[sigh]]s''] [[Naïve|THE VOICES SOUNDED NEARLY SAME]].

And plus I was under str- starting work against in response to your video for your girlfriend who is a gal- who is a good gal-pal [''video skips''] who is a true good gal-pal of mine. That I honestly care about, just like the other gal-pal I would have finally. [audio skips] Thought I was actually doing for her but it turn out to be troll. [''sighs''] But anyway. Going over that. I am intelligent. [[trolls|I can be fun.]] I'm fairly good-looking, with or without the [[glasses]]. But I need these glasses because I'm nearsighted. [''video skips''] ...working out. I dunno what your vision problem is. Whatever, to each his own. Or her own. And.

Myeah. I'm thoughtful. I was thinking deliberately about what to say in this video in response for... [''pauses awkwardly for about four seconds''] I may as well say her name for [[Kacey]]. For Kacey. Because I cared. She asked me to, and I am doing it. Alright? I'm helpful whenever I can, y'know? Whenever I can help I help to the best of my ability, and when I can't help, I admit that, but I try my best to see if I can find proper help. And I am generous, because I give myself to my [[Trolls|friends]] whenever necessary, I can be cheerful, [[Stress|easygoing]], I am a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|good listener]], because otherwise I wouldn't have understood that part of the video. In the beginning. I had to read it again. You know? You said that, like you know, in the beginning of the video, you said, that you, that they called me pretty much a sap for lettin' er, lettin' her like lettin' her go, so she can go back to you and you know what?

Yeah. And you know what? You're lucky because you've got her. You shouldn't betray her prop- you shouldn't betray her by breaking her promise. And I am [[Autism|empathetic slash sympathetic]] I actually experienced that similar situation before I can't think about that, otherwise I'm symapathetic. [''sighs''] And I'm interesting, I got broad of emotions and everything, [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'm patient]], I'm upfront, upfront and clear, when I have my mind set to it, and I'm [[Virgin with rage|fairly popular]]. [''sighs''] And here's an adjective for you, because you are, because you pretty much yourself to be these things. [[Chris and Anger|Aggressive]]! [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Argumentative]]! [[IRC (20 January 2009)|Rude]]! [[Chris and death|Unfeeling! Uncaring]]! [[Chris and money|Selfish]]! [[Kacey Phone Call|A LIAR]]! You are a liar! And, you're [[The High School Story|immature]]. And you sound like you can be an [[PSEye|abusive]] type. You already left the girl for over a month! In an attempt to try to frame me. [''sighs''] And I remember these adjectives, you know why? Because I been takin' a relationship management class! So I'm able to hold my lil' notes so I, so I can better make, sort out, sort out the list, so I can make this video. Or, and in response to you.

Oh, I'll just go ahead and say this. A few qualities I am, like you know, I-I find it [[JERKS|fairly easy]] to make friends when I set my mind to it, I'm not shy, I am fairly good at talking to people, I very much know what to say to much people, I like [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|making people laugh.]] Seriously. [''Does [[Donald Duck impersonation]]''] WHAT'S HAPPENING TRUE FUN I'M TALKIN' LIKE A [[duck|DUCK]]. I am a good listener, sometimes I stay out of conflict, because I'm not sure how to deal with it but when I have to I will. Hmm. I am trustworthy and reliable. I'm [[CWCFlyingElephants|good at making decisions]], and with the conflict I can get angry. I try to control my temper. I [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|control my temper]]. I have a good... I am not lonely, I have a good number of [[Trolls|friends]], I can [[Attraction sign|chat someone up]] again, when I actually have the [[Chris and sex|topics in my mind]] set up. I can KEEP SECRETS. You pretty much cannot keep a secret 'cause you pretty much said a few secrets she entrusted to you in that video. Hmm.

You can not keep a secret. I find it difficult to tell when someone is feeling some... wait, I do not. Sorry. I do not find it difficult to know how someone is feeling. I mean yeah, sometimes, sometimes I'm [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow, in the thinking process]], but a bunch of times I get right off the bat. And I like sharing my [[Honest Content|honest feelings]] with other people because they're good feelings, most of the time. And more importantly they are TRUE and HONEST feelings. SO THERE. This is my only response to you, so you better renew the promise, and NO MORE VIDEOS. And everybody on the internet knows that I am the original Christian Weston Chandler with the birth name of Christopher that created [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], you've only been online for six months. I've been on-line- I've been online since 2000. Even before 2000. I've had a CWC Pokesite and CWC Pokesite 2 was up before 2000! Definitely! So there! Okay.

And Kace, again, I do care about you very much, if I could go beyond, if you wished, you should have said so in the first place, and I would have been happy to pursued the friendship level to a [[Sweetheart from the ground up|relationship]], if you have feelings for your Chris, then yeah. For Him. And I respected that. Because I care. I care, okay? If I will, and I appreciated that you did start to fall for me. Although I did understand, I listened to, I understood every word that you said in that part of that video. Obviously, while yeah I miss it the first time around, but I caught it, I caught it the second time. When I set my mind to it I [''stutters''] I am trustworthy I am... I'm not going to get into that wording. But most of the time I am the [[White knight e-mails|good listener]]. And most of the time, I can count on the hidden things [''video skips''] messages fairly quick. But sometimes I can be a little slow you have to be patient with me. Think about this: I am patient with most everybody. Okay? So I'll leave you all with that.

Have a good day.

==The Lies of Solid Chris==

Obviously, the vast majority of Chris's video is blatant falsehood that would leave the most crooked politician stunned and agape. In order to provide some context to this amazing dosage of fallacy, the members of the CWCki have generously provided the following in-depth analysis:

''''He is kind, good-hearted, and caring''': He has cheated on his e-sweethearts numerous times, and the sole focus of all of his relationships is to get poon. He was completely indifferent to the deaths of [[PandaHalo]], [[Sarah May]], and Ryan Cash, giving selfish reasons as to how their deaths affected him. He called his lone true fan of the comic a naïve dumbass. The ghost of his dead aunt could also tell you how much he cared about her when it came time to bury her. Chris will outright smear other people to make himself look better. He humiliated his good friend Megan by uploading [[SheCameForCWC.jpg|a drawing of himself fingerbanging her to the internet]]. His explanations as to why he did so included needing some sort of release to keep from flipping out and [[rape|raping]] her. Despite her clear objections to the picture and Chris claiming he still cared about her, he decided to go ahead and use the picture to unnecessarily fill out [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|his cartoon porn site]]. He also hates [[homos|homosexuals]] just because they're gay, and is a noted racist.

'''He cares about Kacey''': Chris's entire pursuit of her was a sham to trick her and get into [[china|her pants]]. He [[Chris and Hypocrisy|pretended to be Liquid]] over the phone and on YouTube videos to get her to fall for him. When they met up, Chris could have tried to build a rapport with her and looked for a way to lay the foundation for a good emotional connection. But he was only interested in sex and spent much of the time staring at her goods, sniffing her, trying to cop a feel, and even tried to plant a surreptitious kiss on her. When it was all over, Chris posted a video showing that he was back on top of the world despite having posted a teary-eyed video just two days prior. He'd already forgotten about her, even though he told her she was, "the sweetest kindest woman I've ever known in my life."

'''He is intelligent''': Chris gets swindled by trolls practically non-stop, and has even fallen for some of the stupidest ruses ever devised by humankind. He almost never deduces on his own that he's being tricked and ignores warnings from others that he's being tricked. He can't [[Chris and English|write for shit]] or do math, and he thinks it's possible for a completely heterosexual person to turn gay just by momentarily letting their guard down. He also thought the best way to get Encyclopedia Dramatica to stop talking about his delusional insanity was to bombard them with further examples of his delusional insanity.

'''He is generous and gives to his friends''': Yes, Chris is so generous, that he once admitted that if he had the cure to autism, a truly invaluable thing that would bring life-changing help to millions around the world, he'd throw it away just to get a PS3. In the GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes, after saying he'd share the prize money with his church congregation, he ended up spending the majority of it on himself. And he stole money from his own parents so he could buy video game content for games he didn't even own.

'''He can be cheerful and easy-going''': He constantly started arguments with everyone at The GAMe PLACe over Pokémon games, and almost got his ass kicked once because of them. He will resist doing or feeling anything that will be even a minor inconvenience upon him. He has also publicly cried like a baby at inappropriate times over issues that were either largely insignificant or the direct result of his own fuck-ups.

'''He is a good listener''': Countless numbers of people have tried to talk sense into him to get him to not fall for trolls, and to try to help him change his life for the better. He's resisted nearly every bit of advice he's received. Vivian Gee spent hours trying to give him sound advice about fixing his life, and he just sighed and rejected her advice so much that she turned against him. He completely missed the point about why Megan was so upset with him about spreading embarrassing things about her online, thinking she was just mad because she didn't know much about sex.

'''He is empathetic/sympathetic''': Maybe he just doesn't know what these words truly mean, but likely he knows and just doesn't care. If he were either of those things, he would understand why Mary Lee Walsh and various jerkops didn't want him soliciting himself in public, and why potential Sweethearts would be put off by his creepy overly-forward advances. He might have shown true remorse over the death of Ryan Cash instead of being awestruck by the power of causing someone to kill themselves and telling his brother to just get over it. And he certainly wouldn't have cheated on his aforementioned e-sweethearts. Two weeks after he declared how empathetic and sympathetic he is, he stunned YouTube by uploading a video intending to tease a blackmail photo of Gregg Mays by photoshopping it into a picture of the World Trade Center and illustrating the towers being attacked, saying that they were both weak and would go crumbling down. Backpedaling after the subsequent outrage, Chris removed that video and replaced it with another video showing a birthday cake with two candles...the candles being the towers from the World Trade Center photoshop copy-pasted directly over the cake, except with the tops removed and set ablaze.

'''He is fairly popular and it's easy for him to make friends''': Chris has never been popular. He was constantly teased and picked on at school, had to take his mother to the prom, and most of the people that he had regular positive contact with didn't like him nearly as much as he liked them. After getting out of school, most people that stayed in his life or entered it drifted away quickly or have been driven away by his direct actions. He was widely disliked at The GAMe PLACe, and had to change schools and churches due to numerous conflicts. Since he was discovered by the interwebs, practically everyone that has entered his life – both online and off – has done so just to troll him, and the few that didn't mostly ended up becoming trolls. 99% of all the comments on his YouTube videos are negative, and he is bombarded with negative emails from trolls daily. He automatically considers all males to be jerks, and even belittled someone who is considered to be the only true fan of his comic that he ever had.

Perhaps he is confusing being popular with being notorious, but given how full of himself he his, that is unlikely.

'''He is good at talking to people, knows what to say to them, and shares his feelings because they are "good feelings most of the time"''': Any chatlog or clip of him conversing with someone else makes it plainly obvious he cannot carry on a conversation and constantly tries to steer the focus on himself. When he strikes up conversation with potential sweethearts, he uses shitty tips from books and cheesy pickup lines straight out of video games. He thinks there are strict rules to follow when being social, and even thinks that making spontaneous human connections is something to be taught in a classroom. He's completely incapable of saying the right thing to someone based on his conversations with Megan and people who have suffered hardships that don't involve Chris at all. And when he does share his feelings, he will blurt out things that are either wildly inappropriate, or details about himself that no human being would ever want to know.

'''He stays out of conflict''': If anyone offers any criticism, rips off his rip-offs, or suggests he's not entirely straight, he gets defensive and/or flies into nuclear tard rage. He gets into it with trolls at every opportunity, will not back down from an argument until he's had the last word, and will even hypocritically mock people rather than just letting things slide. He absolutely cannot let any slight against him go, proven in his lengthy campaigns against various trolls. This video is further proof to the point; after CChanSonichuCWC reappeared, Chris absolutely had to respond to Liquid twice though he said he wouldn't ever do so again.

'''He is reliable''': Chris can't even put out his shitty scribble of a comic at any kind of regular schedule, sometimes going months at a time without updating despite the fact that he has no job and rarely leaves his house. He stood up Emily when they first arranged their date in the mall. He couldn't even be counted on to do basic minimum wage work, having been fired from a fast-food restaurant.

'''He tries to control his temper''': Please feast your eyes on these articles, and ask yourself just how in control of his temper he is.

'''He can keep secrets''': Ever since he came in contact with ED, he has continuously uploaded sensitive personal details about himself, his family, and his friends. He keeps doing so despite the fact that trolls are constantly using this information to torment him and people close to him. He told the internet that his mom has problems with her ass. He will also give information freely to people posing as trolls, because as long as someone strings together a few nice things to say about him, he will immediately trust that person without question.

==See also==

*[[For Kacey from CWC]]
*[[I Love You Kacey]]

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15 October 2009

2023-04-05T05:35:25Z

FarFromBeyondOver: Fixed Liquid's video box

SingStar Challenge Round 3

2023-04-03T09:22:12Z

FarFromBeyondOver: Chris states that he likes to play "Autumn Goodbye" while playing Burnout Paradise. Though strange, I don't believe this is Random Access Humor.

[[File:ChrisChanDab.png|200px|thumb|Solid dabbing while "driving".]]

The '''third round''' of the [[SingStar Challenge]] had [[IBAChandler]] singing "Autumn Goodbye" by [[Britney Spears]] versus [[CChanSonichuCWC]] singing "[[Wikipedia:Heaven (Bryan Adams song)|Heaven]]" by [[Wikipedia:Bryan Adams|Bryan Adams]].

==IBAChandler's Entry==
{{Infobox/video
| name = "Autumn Goodbye"
| image = {{#ev:youtube|aYZw37fzJ80}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 03 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Music}} [[Music]]
| Saga = {{Liquid}} [[Liquid]]
| Shirt = {{GreenWhiteShirt}} Green & White
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_2#IBAChandler's Entry| "Don't Say You Love Me"]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#IBAChandler's Bonus Video| Yearbooks]]
}}
For his third song, IBAChandler does Britney Spears's "Autumn Goodbye". He also sits and makes gestures as if he were driving a car, possibly mimicking playing Burnout Paradise.

====Transcript====
You think you're so tough, jumping in on the last minute, huh? Well, it won't be so easy next time, I'll tell you what. But anyway, now for the next track. Here's a favorite I love to play in- when I can play it in the [[PS3|Playstation 3]] games are ''[[Wikipedia:Pain (video game)|Pain]]'' and ''[[Wikipedia:Burnout Paradise|Burnout Paradise]]''. Take it away, miss Britney Spears.

[''sings "Autumn Goodbye"'']

Stay tuned for a bonus feature, for the impostor in brown...

==IBAChandler's Bonus Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Yearbooks
| image = {{#ev:youtube|jA4aGJPsJxg}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 03 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Rumours.png]] Rumors
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]]
| previous = [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_3#IBAChandler's Entry| "Autumn Goodbye"]]
| next = [[Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_August_3rd,_2009#Video| C.W.C. - Thank You :)]]
}}

{{quote|I turned eighteen in the year 2000, and let's see how good I looked... I looked GREAT.}}

===Transcript===
Before I give it off again, let me go through a brief bit of history. Some of my yearbooks... Now it's [[1995]], in Providence Middle, let's look it up. Hmm... Christian Chandler, oh, all the way, over here. [''Gets to the penultimate row of photos, his face being the first''] So many memories... Oh look, some of the faculty, some of the faculty... very good. Now, let's see if we can find my favorite faculty member in this book... my favorite teacher... who gave me so much in-spir-ation... so much inspiration... ah, here we are. Remembering you is easy...

Now, [[1996]], let's take a look in here. Ah, ''ocho grado'' ["Eighth grade" (should be ''octavo grado'')]... ah, yeah. Here I am! Right there. Christian Chandler. Mmm. In there. And now we go back to high school. [[1997]], ah, my freshmen year, my freshmen year... now, let's b's... b, b, c, d, e, f, g... ah, here we are. One, two, three, four, five. One, two, three, four. Who's that handsome fella? Oh, and I think there's a little bonus feature in here that I definitely can recall from a good time. A good time, a good time. Ah, just give me a moment.

[Video jumps]

Okay, I found the page. Same book. here's a groupa-picture- here's a group. And in row one, on the bottom... ah, I can't make it out with the camera, but that's me right there. Varsity basketball team, my freshmen year. [[Joseph Herring]] on one end there. Good ole Joe... Mmm, let's see, 1998 book. I would be a sophomore this year... Speaking of which, have you taken a good look at that impostor? He is so sophomoric, he's gotta be like thirteen or sixteen. Ch- check his real ID, police people? Please? [mumbles] Sophomore. At this time, I would have been sophomoric, by way back then... here I am, right there on the end.

Next book. [[1999]]! Manchester [[high school]], still. Ahhh, the junior year. Ahhh, let's see, junior... Ah yes, here we are. One two three four. Here I am! [''points at a picture of a long-haired girl'']

[''Video jumps'']

Onetwothreefour. There I am. [''Points at his picture this time''] Aaand... SENIOR YEAR! Señor... I turned eighteen in the year [[2000]], and let's see how good I looked... I looked GREAT. Handsome little fellow. Handsome eighteen year old. Back in the year of 2000! Graduated with my class, class of Y2K! [[Tiffany]], thank you for that dance at senior prom, I will pay you at our reunion. Now, I have a new question to put forth to the man in brown. If you have your books, you may show them, whether they be counterfeit or not, you'll just be nailing another nail on your coffin for the real police to find!

But anyway, something about your mother and your father. What are their jobs? What are their occupations? Tell me the details, in a separate video, when you do your third song. [Points at camera] Your play!

==CChanSonichuCWC's Entry==
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = "Heaven"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|qUlbCmO3HnQ}}
| Stardate = 03 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge Round 2#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|SingStar Challenge: "Fresh Prince of CWCville (Bel Air)" by Woll Smoth ]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video|Challenge Video BONUS: #3. C.W.C. IMPOSTOR is Revealed, And TRUE and ORIGINAL Parents Discussed. ]]
}}

===Transcript===
[inhales] Mmm. Hello again, impostor. Impostor Christian Weston Chandler. Well, mmm, got nothing much to say to you, except I hope you like my next song, that I dedicated to my sweetheart, [[Kacey]]. Kacey will always be my true sweetheart, because she is honest and caring and loyal. Enjoy.

[sings "Heaven"]

Your turn, impostor! Your play!

==CChanSonichuCWC's Bonus Video==
{{Infobox/Liquid
| name = C.W.C. Impostor is REVEALED (True & Original Parents Discussed)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tj6nA-aIxTM}}
| Stardate = 03 August 2009
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Rumours.png]] Rumors
| Shirt = [[Image:Brownstripeshirt.png]] Brown
| previous = [[SingStar Challenge Round 3#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|TRUE C.W.C SingStar Challenge #3 Song: Heaven, Bryan Adams ]]
| next = [[SingStar Challenge Round 4#CChanSonichuCWC's Entry|C.W.C. SingStar #4: Think Twice, Eve 6 **ALSO SONG #5 CHOICE**]]
}}

===Transcript===
Captain's Log, Stardate: Monday, August 3rd, 2009. [pause] My mother is Barbara Ann Chandler, born October 1st, 1941. She was a secretary for a good many years, and retired in 1998. And, sh-- and my father said that she looked just like Liz Taylor when she was young... [sighs] I wanna say that, uh, yeah, uh, my, my father is Robert Franklin Chandler, Jr., hmm, born, uh, on the, on the 4th of September, 1928, he worked at General Electric and has seven patents. Hmm. Uh, you shouldn't be, shouldn't be making me do this, I mean, this has relatively nothing to do with the singing competition whatsoever. Hmm... but I'll just keep continue to do it anyway. Hmm. Uh, my mother met my father at a bar, my mother used to work as secretary at Virginia Power. She retired, and, uh, took up music... and, uh, you know, that means that the Pokémon Flute that I bought her just recently will come in handy. Hmm. And, uh, you know, my, uh, my father was drafted in World-- in, uh, he, uh, he went to Korea, he-- before it was split into two nations, and, uh, he went to college on the G.I. Bill. He studied Pre-Engineering and moved on to Auburn University to, to earn his engineering degree. Hmm. He, uh, worked at Western Electric, and, uh, and got the offer from General Electric, uh... but anyway, he has made many patents including these.

[Montage of sites showing patents made by Chris's father. On the final page, Chris moves the camera close to the screen, emphasizing the words "Chandler et al."]

But anyway, uh, he is so smart that he is on Google. Yeah--[jump cut] So, he is now retired, and [[Bob Walks In|chops down wood]] in his spare time. [voice breaks] I bet you, impostor, you don't even appreciate your parents. So there, [dramatic glasses removal] you ''troll!'' [puts glasses back on] And now for something completely different: I have confirmed the true name of the slanderous impostor, and it, his real name is [extends a finger for each initial] I.B.A. [gestures into camera] ''Ian Brandon Anderson''. And a big, and a big detail you, you may, you may have, you might have not, uh, overlooked: [holds up a picture of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s panties and bra] I have your mugshot. [mocking the [[Secret Weapon]] video] I can't even stand to ''look'' at it! Look at those double-D cups! You're a ''FREAK!'' Ha ha ha ha, ''HAAAA!!'' I scoff at you, you ugly freak! [slams the picture down] And to his latest video saying that he's true, because he got trolled by figures such as [[Clyde Cash]], I got trolled by Clyde Cash, just not last week. That didn't prove anything, and you are ''still'' a coward, for trying to make this contest less important than it already is. Whoever wins, in the, is the true Christian Weston Chandler. The end! No dots about it! [gives peace sign] Peace. Have a good day.

 
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Chris's Big Night Out

2023-04-03T03:22:43Z

FarFromBeyondOver: Found the song playing during Christian's first drink

[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|190px|[[Chris and religion|Hail]] [[Beel|Satan]]!]]

On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered [[Kim Wilson]] and another guy who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''.

__TOC__

==Grip 'n' Sip==
In the first video, Chris broke his 27-year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of [[Wikipedia:Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]]. Chris's choice isn't recommended for novice drinkers, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and [[Coke]]), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Chris probably chose it because [[Autism|he assumed, due to its name, that it was literally just iced tea]]. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he [[recycling|recycle]]s his [[semen|navy]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Grip 'n' Sip
| image = {{#ev:youtube|xuTPXv9Mthg}}
| Stardate = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
}}

{{quote|Mmm! Goes down salty.}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg|thumb|What was going through Chris's mind.]]
'''Kim:''' ["Te Quiero Igual Que Ayer - Bachata" by Monty & Alexandria plays in the background] So...so what do you have right now, Chris?

'''Chris:''' Long Island Iced Tea.

[''The camera is turned sideways'']

'''Guy:''' Say that one more time?

'''Chris:''' Long Island Iced Tea.

'''Guy:''' All right...rock it!

'''Kim:''' Okay!

[''Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip'']

'''Kim:''' What do you think of it?

[''Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm! [[Semen|Goes down salty]].

'''Kim:''' It's kinda salty?

'''Chris:''' Yep...but it's pretty tasty.

'''Kim:''' Yeah.

'''Guy:''' Rock on! All right!

'''Girl:''' So...''look excited!''

[''Chris smiles almost imperceptibly'']

'''Kim:''' [''laughs''] You don't look very excited!

'''Guy:''' No, "excited"--no, "excited"--"excited” is--[''video cuts off in the middle of a word'']

==Chris Loves The Nightlife==
In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "[[Wikipedia:I Love the Nightlife|I Love the Nightlife]]". While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.

It should come as no surprise to anyone--except perhaps Chris--that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large [[gay]] following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of ''The Simpsons'', like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Loves The Night Life~!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|0rGhHUwdB94}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Grip 'n' Sip]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
}}

{{quote|I love the nightlife! I've got to boogAY!}}

===Transcript===

[''Video starts in the quarter-middle of Chris's performance of "''I Love the Nightlife''", his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing throughout'']

'''DJ:''' Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!

==Sonichu Rocks!==
{{Infobox/video
| name = (oops i almost forgot) Sonichu Rocks!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|__TCYRdw4p8}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
}}

===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' --onichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''

'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']

==Chris's Big Black Balloon==

{{Infobox/video
| name = (Chrissy) Chris's Big Black Balloon
| image = {{#ev:youtube|dOUd46P6ugw}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris and His PSP|Chris and His PSP]]
}}

===Transcript===

'''Kim:''' [''presumably to Chris''] --ight now.

'''Chris:''' Like a balloon!

'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']

'''Guy:''' [''to Chris''] Y'all catch a balloon fish?

'''Man in Background:''' Whoop! Whoop!

'''Guy:''' [''to a passing bro''] Hey, dude—check it out! [[I Got A Fish|He got a fish!]]

'''Bro:''' Oh.

'''Kim:''' [''laughs again'']

==Chris and His PSP==

{{Infobox/video
| name = (Chrischan) Chris and His PSP
| image = {{#ev:youtube|EjCO0agsGL8}}
| Stardate = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
| next = [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]
}}

{{quote|You get to see two naked ladies.}}

===Transcript===
'''Chris:''' ...o the, of the winning videos of the ''PaRapper the Rapper'' contest when it came out on the PSP version of that game.

[''camera moves to show Chris's face'']

'''Kim:''' Smile!

[''Chris pulls a creepy smile'']

'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']

'''Guy:''' What about the err, explain, explain the omega one again.

[''camera moves back to Chris's hand'']

'''Chris:''' [''inhales sharply''] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of...''[[God of War]]: Chains of Olympus''.

[''camera moves back to Chris's face'']

'''Kim:''' Do you like that game?

'''Chris:''' Yeah! It was fun. I completed it.

'''Kim:''' ''Ohhh.''

'''Chris:''' And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and...[[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|Kratos]] basically has [[sex]] with them, but [[Semen|it shoots ''off-screen'']]—

'''Kim:''' Two naked ladies? [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' --and then, like, it shakes all over the place!

'''Guy:''' I tell ya, a game--

==Aftermath==
[[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG|thumb|He had a great time. :D]]

[[Kim Wilson]] accidentally revealed some personally identifying information to Chris, in the form of a license plate he saw and memorized.

{{quotebox|As it's safe to tell this part of the story since I no longer have the vehicle and license plate tag, back then when he first discovered alcohol we were at the Mexican restaurant. The parking lot was really small. As we were leaving he just happened to be parked next to me. Later that night I did a call and he repeated my license plate back to me and asked me what it meant. Panicking, we got the guy playing as my boyfriend to get on the line to scare the shit out of Chris into forgetting my license plate.

Lesson learned, I always made the effort to park farther away even if it meant in another lot and just walked.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#License Plate]]</ref>}}
{{clear}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]|}}

{{References}}
{{EmilySaga}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category: Social life]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2009| 2009-06-12]]
[[Category:Field agent videos| 2009-06-12]]

Chris's Big Night Out

2023-04-03T03:21:41Z

FarFromBeyondOver:

[[Image:Z100_0533.jpg|thumb|190px|[[Chris and religion|Hail]] [[Beel|Satan]]!]]

On 12 [[June 2009]], [[Chris]] visited a local bar/restaurant, where he encountered [[Kim Wilson]] and another guy who recorded and uploaded clips of their time spent with Chris to [[YouTube]]. This event has been referred to as '''Chris's Big Night Out'''.

__TOC__

==Grip 'n' Sip==
In the first video, Chris broke his 27-year period of abstaining from [[alcohol]] and had a sip (and then two tall glasses) of [[Wikipedia:Long Island Iced Tea|Long Island Iced Tea]]. Chris's choice isn't recommended for novice drinkers, because it contains vodka, triple sec, rum, tequila and gin (plus lemon juice, simple syrup and [[Coke]]), making it a rather strong cocktail to start off on. Chris probably chose it because [[Autism|he assumed, due to its name, that it was literally just iced tea]]. Note that, when he swallows the drink, he performs the same reaction as when he [[recycling|recycle]]s his [[semen|navy]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Grip 'n' Sip
| image = {{#ev:youtube|xuTPXv9Mthg}}
| Stardate = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
}}

{{quote|Mmm! Goes down salty.}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg|thumb|What was going through Chris's mind.]]
'''Kim:''' ["Te Quiero Igual Que Ayer - Bachata" by Monty & Alexandria plays in the background'] So...so what do you have right now, Chris?

'''Chris:''' Long Island Iced Tea.

[''The camera is turned sideways'']

'''Guy:''' Say that one more time?

'''Chris:''' Long Island Iced Tea.

'''Guy:''' All right...rock it!

'''Kim:''' Okay!

[''Chris shuts his eyes and takes a tiny sip'']

'''Kim:''' What do you think of it?

[''Chris swallows the sip with some difficulty'']

'''Chris:''' Mmm! [[Semen|Goes down salty]].

'''Kim:''' It's kinda salty?

'''Chris:''' Yep...but it's pretty tasty.

'''Kim:''' Yeah.

'''Guy:''' Rock on! All right!

'''Girl:''' So...''look excited!''

[''Chris smiles almost imperceptibly'']

'''Kim:''' [''laughs''] You don't look very excited!

'''Guy:''' No, "excited"--no, "excited"--"excited” is--[''video cuts off in the middle of a word'']

==Chris Loves The Nightlife==
In another notable video, Chris dances around and sings "[[Wikipedia:I Love the Nightlife|I Love the Nightlife]]". While it's not surprising that Chris still thinks he can sing, it's shocking that he visited a club, since he's said before that he would never do such a thing.

It should come as no surprise to anyone--except perhaps Chris--that "I Love the Nightlife" is a song with a large [[gay]] following. Long-time trolls will notice that Chris made use of this same song during his [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters]] video. It should be noted that this song was also featured in several episodes of ''The Simpsons'', like the Long Island Iced Tea he drank during the course of the evening, further proving that Chris has never had an original thought ever.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Loves The Night Life~!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|0rGhHUwdB94}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Grip 'n' Sip]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
}}

{{quote|I love the nightlife! I've got to boogAY!}}

===Transcript===

[''Video starts in the quarter-middle of Chris's performance of "''I Love the Nightlife''", his voice sporadically cracking and his arms periodically flailing throughout'']

'''DJ:''' Ah, yes, indeed! Christopher!

==Sonichu Rocks!==
{{Infobox/video
| name = (oops i almost forgot) Sonichu Rocks!
| image = {{#ev:youtube|__TCYRdw4p8}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris Loves The Nightlife|Chris Loves The Nightlife]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
}}

===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' --onichu's still ''rockin' in my head!''

'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']

==Chris's Big Black Balloon==

{{Infobox/video
| name = (Chrissy) Chris's Big Black Balloon
| image = {{#ev:youtube|dOUd46P6ugw}}
| Stardate = 12 June 2009
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Sonichu Rocks!|Sonichu Rocks!]]
| next = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris and His PSP|Chris and His PSP]]
}}

===Transcript===

'''Kim:''' [''presumably to Chris''] --ight now.

'''Chris:''' Like a balloon!

'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']

'''Guy:''' [''to Chris''] Y'all catch a balloon fish?

'''Man in Background:''' Whoop! Whoop!

'''Guy:''' [''to a passing bro''] Hey, dude—check it out! [[I Got A Fish|He got a fish!]]

'''Bro:''' Oh.

'''Kim:''' [''laughs again'']

==Chris and His PSP==

{{Infobox/video
| name = (Chrischan) Chris and His PSP
| image = {{#ev:youtube|EjCO0agsGL8}}
| Stardate = 12 [[June 2009]]
| Maker = Christian Weston Chandler
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| saga = {{Emily|text}}
| previous = [[Chris's Big Night Out#Chris's Big Black Balloon|Chris's Big Black Balloon]]
| next = [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]
}}

{{quote|You get to see two naked ladies.}}

===Transcript===
'''Chris:''' ...o the, of the winning videos of the ''PaRapper the Rapper'' contest when it came out on the PSP version of that game.

[''camera moves to show Chris's face'']

'''Kim:''' Smile!

[''Chris pulls a creepy smile'']

'''Kim:''' [''laughs'']

'''Guy:''' What about the err, explain, explain the omega one again.

[''camera moves back to Chris's hand'']

'''Chris:''' [''inhales sharply''] Got it with thee err, pre-release demo disc of...''[[God of War]]: Chains of Olympus''.

[''camera moves back to Chris's face'']

'''Kim:''' Do you like that game?

'''Chris:''' Yeah! It was fun. I completed it.

'''Kim:''' ''Ohhh.''

'''Chris:''' And especially, y’know, there's a fun part in the beginning, and, uh, you get to see two naked ladies, and...[[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|Kratos]] basically has [[sex]] with them, but [[Semen|it shoots ''off-screen'']]—

'''Kim:''' Two naked ladies? [''laughs'']

'''Chris:''' --and then, like, it shakes all over the place!

'''Guy:''' I tell ya, a game--

==Aftermath==
[[Image:Cwcgreatime.PNG|thumb|He had a great time. :D]]

[[Kim Wilson]] accidentally revealed some personally identifying information to Chris, in the form of a license plate he saw and memorized.

{{quotebox|As it's safe to tell this part of the story since I no longer have the vehicle and license plate tag, back then when he first discovered alcohol we were at the Mexican restaurant. The parking lot was really small. As we were leaving he just happened to be parked next to me. Later that night I did a call and he repeated my license plate back to me and asked me what it meant. Panicking, we got the guy playing as my boyfriend to get on the line to scare the shit out of Chris into forgetting my license plate.

Lesson learned, I always made the effort to park farther away even if it meant in another lot and just walked.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#License Plate]]</ref>}}
{{clear}}
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009]]|nextlink=[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]]|}}

{{References}}
{{EmilySaga}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}
{{Music Videos}}

[[Category: Social life]]

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, June 2009| 2009-06-12]]
[[Category:Field agent videos| 2009-06-12]]