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Trolls

2021-10-04T10:32:36Z

FatFuckFrank:

:''This article is about troll personas. For how trolls manipulated Chris, see [[Chris and manipulation]].''

{{Protip|If you're thinking about trying to troll Chris now [[Weening|as part of some zany scheme to get Chris to do something funny]], then don't. The golden age of trolling Chris was well over a decade ago and is never coming back, and [[Idea Guys|any attempt at trying to revive it]] has ended in disaster. Chris is a shell of the person he once was and is living in much more depressing circumstances than the ones that made him an infamous lolcow.}}

{{quote|That which can condemn the abnormally foolish is not the abnormally clever... That which can condemn the abnormally foolish is the normally foolish.|GK Chesterton}}
{{quote|...[T]hey are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.|[[Chris]] on trolls.<ref>[[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia#Friendship_Issues|Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Bubbles]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].}}

[[File:ThePatriots1.png|thumb|This Patriots from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', an inspiration for personas created by the trolls that called themselves the Miscreants.]]

'''Trolls''' are various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to mess with the life of, and extract as much [[Laughs_Under_Lucricities|lulz]] from, the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autism|autistic]] manchild, [[Chris Chan]], as possible. The organized effort to troll Chris began in earnest in 2007, and still has momentum going for it, even if it peaked after disbanding of the Classic-era trolls following the death of Chris's [[father]] in 2011.

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris into a ''Truman Show''-like existence, making him [[:Category:Videos with RAGE|rage on video]], making him take [[Nudes|pictures of himself unclothed]], accelerating the breaking of his sense of [[reality]], and more.

==Pre-ED==
It is notable that Chris was bullied in real life before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known torment of Chris occurred when his lifelong-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|locked him under the house]] when they were children. The next notable bullying occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time, he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[MySpace messages#Lindsay|Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was all child's play compared to what happened next....

==The Miscreants==
{{quote|Y'all are making me very nervous right now.|Chris on The Miscreants.<ref>[[Mumble 9]]</ref>}}

[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|left|The Miscreants at their annual Ancient and Secret convention.]]

[[Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|thumb|The Miscreants was an ancient order dating over a thousand years. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Christian's ancestor Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded notes that he has been fooled by the "Man donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."]]

'''The Miscreants''' were a group of people who trolled Chris from 2009 up until his father's death in 2011. [[Clyde Cash]] was the original leader of The Miscreants, which was styled after The Patriots, the shadowy cabal from the ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' series who are revealed to be behind a conspiracy spanning decades, including all of the main incidents the protagonists go through. They claimed to be responsible for several unfortunate events in Chris's past, [[Chris and reality|which Chris seemingly believed]].

On 23 [[February 2009]], The Miscreants approached Chris in [[Mumble]] and informed him of their plan. Several [[Secret Weapon|"HA-HA, I got you!"]] videos were made, all with false information. To deal with these Internet bullies Chris resorted to [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|babbling incoherently]].

After the disappearance of Clyde Cash, the site was down for a few weeks, with the message that "Clyde's dead, baby." After that, the website returned, apparently re-uploaded by Vivian Gee. Part of the site description read "Name's Vivian. Guess I'm the new leader or some shit. Fuck y'all." On 28 [[June 2009]], the Miscreants set up shop at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] message board.

While online wars have been waged, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Men in Pickle Suits]] have also been deployed to ruin Chris in reality. These exploits have included stealing his [[Emily|date]], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. They also seemed to treat [[Bob Chandler]] as one of their own.

While the group's explicit purpose, [[Mumble 9|according to Cash]], was to ensure that [[Chris and sex|Chris never got laid]] and forever remain a [[Virgin with rage]], that didn't stop them from [[Hooker incident|sending a bunch of prostitutes to]] [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]]. Nonetheless, Chris got the last laugh when [[Mia Hamm|he hired a prostitute]].

Since the death of Bob, the Miscreants have effectively disbanded, with pretty much everyone involved distancing themselves from Chris, and only a few (such as [[Surfshack Tito]]) continuing their efforts before eventually losing interest. Years after the fact, some have admitted that they took things too far when reflecting on this era of Christory, while others look back with a sense of smug satisfaction.

=== Asperpedia Four ===
Includes Alec Benson Leary (the creator of ''[[Asperchu]]''), [[Evan Christopher George]] (the creator of ''Simonchu'', and therefore [[Simonla]]), Sean August Watley (the creator of ''[[Moon-Pals]]''), and Mao Ling (the creator of the Asperpedia, which brought them all together).

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY MAYS]]

=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The infamous loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, and was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely death.

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity.]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]], who used the Blanca identity to score the first nudes.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", aka "Julie", aka "Max") is a thirteen-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion up his ass.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left).]]

=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In|"Bob Walks In"]] audio file, and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===

[[image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|right|Clyde Cash. The man. The legend. The guido.]]

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of the people. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

[[File:Ahuvia.png|thumb|left|80px|Jack Thaddeus]]

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

[[File:Jimmuh hill.jpg|thumb|80px|Jimmy Hill]]

=== [[Jimmy Hill]] ===
A British sportscaster. He claimed to be the true original creator of Sonichu, the first openly gay cartoon character which briefly became very popular in Europe in 2009.

=== [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ===
The original creator of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page.

=== [[Man in the Pickle Suit|The Man in the Pickle Suit]] ===
A real-life pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|left|80px|The [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris]]

=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.

=== Lordsillynipples ===
A troll from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Nudes|infamous Chris-chan noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for giving birth to the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and for feeding Chris the infamous guido picture of [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]].

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

[[image:Tito 300.gif|thumb|80px|Surfshack Tito]]

=== [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] ===
Shigeru Miyamoto (Japanese: 宮本茂) is the creator of some of Nintendo's most legendary video game franchises such as ''Super Mario'', ''The Legend of Zelda'', and ''Star Fox''. He pretended to be interested in his [[sonichu|yellow Sonic abortion]]. It would later come to light that Miyamoto was a sockpuppet of Clyde.

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===

An enigmatic troll who managed to invoke Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with [[The Wallflower]]. He was also involved in [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction]] of Chris's beloved [[PS3]].

[[image:TH.PNG|thumb|80px|left|Thorg]]
[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

=== [[Thorg]] ===
A troll responsible for creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] in 2009 and exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in 2011. A major part of Chris's 2011 [[Calling Out|blackmail campaign]].

=== [[Vivian Gee]] ===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former white knight who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]]. She and Clyde Cash were both personas created by the same troll.

== Post-Bob's death ==
Following Bob's death in 2011, the then-current group of trolls disbanded to give Chris room to grieve. In the years that followed, new trolls would eventually crop up.

=== [[Thetan]] ===

Impersonated Chris's former high school classmates.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-22-chris-at-too-many-games-convention.44691/post-3494509</ref>

=== [[Catherine]] and Cousin Al===

Catherine is a fake love interest who conspired with [[Marvin]] by manipulating [[OKCupid]] results to match with Chris's.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2798964 (archive: https://archive.fo/0wRXL)</ref> She used this influence for another sweetheart saga which included meeting him in real life to surreptitiously record his conversations.

Cousin Al is another associate of Catherine's who joined her in the meetings and posted the recorded conversations to the [[CWCki Forums]]. He is also known for rummaging through Chris's trash to find and post the [[Manchester High Leaks]] to the forum<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref> (his username would later be changed by moderators to "garbageraider" to reflect this).

=== [[Jeff/Francine]] ===

The mysterious creator of [[CWC Adult Chronicles]]. Targeted by Chris for selling unofficial Sonichu merchandise and in a blatant act of hypocrisy, was made fun of for her transition.

=== [[Johan]] ===

An ex-gay porn star who challenged Chris for the rights to impregnate [[Sam and Ellen|two lesbians]]. After a sex-off, Johan's superior body and non-bent duck won them over.

=== [[Jessica Quinn]] ===

A former white knight who played the long con by becoming his sweetheart. Known for her fat fetishism before ditching him and coming back and forth to toy with him.

== Cult of the Idea Guys ==

Beginning in October 2017, the [[Idea Guys]] exploited Chris's fantasy [[coping]] mechanisms to gain power over him. Since then, numerous [[enablers]] have used similar methods.

=== [[Idea Guys]] ===

A group of trolls whose actions rivaled and arguably surpassed that of BlueSpike. They remain infamous for how they manipulated and brainwashed Chris over a period of several months, coercing him into performing degrading acts and extorting him out of thousands. The Idea Guys hastily vanished after the emergence of the [[Guard Dogs]], who set about attempting to reverse all the Idea Guys had wrought. Nonetheless, Chris maintains many of their influences in the current day, chief among them the beliefs that he's a [[CPU Blue Heart|CPU goddess]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and his imaginary [[polyamorous marriage]].

=== [[Teen Troon Squad]] ===

A group of transgender teenagers who posed as his friends. They took advantage of Chris's faltering sense of reality by feeding him information on the [[Dimensional Merge]] and taking over his Twitter account. Rumored to have given Chris marijuana.

=== [[Jacob Sockness]] ===

A mysterious man from San Francisco, California, who aims to manipulate Chris into a relationship. He has primarily served to only further enable the beliefs planted in Chris's head by the Idea Guys, as well as bolster Chris's belief in the [[Dimensional Merge]] coming to pass. After Sockness stated that he was taking a train across America to meet with Chris personally, even Chris realised that something was horribly wrong, and insisted that Sockness stop. While Sockness stated that he would turn back for California after reaching his destination, and ended up honouring Chris's request, he ended up trying to force his way back into Chris's life on repeated occasions, only to be triumphantly shot down by Chris in late November 2019. Sockness made it clear he had no intention of giving up, and he had made repeated attempts at returning after that only to be chastised by Chris repeatedly in July 2020 and being blocked once and for all by the end of August.

=== [[Ben Saint]] ===

A webcomic artist who expressed an interest in Chris two years prior. Ben entered into a squabble with Chris after getting him and [[Night Star]] involved in his latest comic series promoting his latest project, ''Endless War''. The interaction would then lead to a battle over the canonicity over the events of the comic, with the two sides providing [[Sonichu Special 7|contradictory narratives]].

=== [[Sean Walker]] ===

A Watchmen member who manipulated Chris into admiring deranged murderers, including the long-dead lolcow, [[Randy Stair]]. He tricked Chris into believing Randy reincarnated into an OC named "Andrew Blaze". He also attempted to larp as Lainchu, and acted as Bella's second-in-command.

=== [[Larry Vaughn]] ===

A troll who attempted to somewhat follow in the footsteps of the Idea Guys. His grandiose plans of using [[Magi-Chan]] as a hostage to make Chris drive to Disney World were stopped before they could begin, but Vaughn did manage to have Chris send bizarre Twitter DMs to various individuals.

=== [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Bella]] ===

The utterly sociopathic troll behind the [[incest]] calls, Isabella planned on blackmailing Chris to the point where he would commit suicide.

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== [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ==

While there's no definitive proof of these two being trolls, they have been known to dispense advice for Chris from time to time, especially on the subject of relationships.<ref name="Jackie e 16">[[Jackie_E-mails_16]]</ref> Considering the [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|results derived from said advice]], one cannot help but wonder about their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|true motivations]].

== Devil Trolls ==
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Featured in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]

Aside from the several notable figures above, the '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, [[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's depiction.]] evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

[[File:Devil_troll_artistic_interpretation.png|thumb|150px|Artistic recreation]]
The Devil Trolls make their first mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in ''Sonichu'' #9. They make their full appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble [[Wikipedia:Troll doll|those old Troll toys]], minus their gems, with long tails and demon-like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
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== Motivations ==

=== Chris's perspective ===

Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]}}

[[File:Trollll.PNG|thumb|Drawing of a troll appearing in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].]]

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are harrassed in real life: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably, when in reality, bullies abuse others for many different motives, jealousy being only one of them - and, internet trolls typically do what they do for their own amusement, and not always out of some personal slight against their target. Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because [[Ego|he is so much better than everyone else.]] [[File:Trollmiia.png|200px|thumb|artistic recreation @miiashapphire]]

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll, but then [[Jack|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to admit that he is, indeed, a fat idiot. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'', and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].

As the years passed, Chris's take on trolls has erupted into a massive flight of fancy. Because he has been refused admittance to [[The GAMe PLACe]], Chris has now proclaimed that the entire store is a massive front for Internet trolling, with [[Michael Snyder]] as the ringleader of it all. As well, he seems to have chosen the [[CWCki Forums]] as a major gathering place for trolls.

=== His parents' perspective ===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan Trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who frequented The GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. When speaking with Ivy, Bob described Megan with words like "cruel" and "German". Bob was convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic, while in reality he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan.

It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in a myriad of ways. Bob and Barbara are bombarded by prank phone calls all day, nude photos, God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appearing on their lawn, Chris having [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, Chris once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of Internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

== Chris the troll ==
While the idea of everyone's favorite manchild becoming the one thing he hates seems kind of farfetched if not laughably ironic, it actually isn't too far off as one might think. Because of his horrendous misconceptions of what he thinks his trolls does, Chris believes that, if given a new target, Chris's trolls would gladly stop attacking him and go after that new target. In the past, Chris has tried to deflect his trolls towards people like [[Joshua Martinez]], [[Michael Snyder]] and even [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]]. However, Chris has been so entrenched with his trolls and viewers that the idea of going after someone else doesn't seem feasible anymore.

As well, Chris has even attempted to troll his own trolls. One of the first known attempts was the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, claiming that he had pulled the most epic prank on the Internet, only to turn around the very next day and reveal that it was a lie. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], as mentioned above, had his comic book self thinking he had kissed [[Meg Griffin]], not knowing that it was actually [[Silvana]]. As well, on 28 [[April 2012]], he attempted to convince his trolls that he had decided to return to the mall and resume his [[Love Quest]], armed with his [[Attraction Sign]]. Again, he revealed the next day that it was a lie and that he had gotten [[ban]]ned from the mall just before he decided to pull it.

Interestingly, Chris's perception of being a troll is less about trolling to get a rise out of someone and more of attempting to pull a prank. His "return" to the Love Quest is probably the biggest indicator of that. Chris let his trolls know through his [[Facebook]], then waited a day before shouting "SURPRISE!". As well, he also believed that if someone reads his message, he's going to assume that everyone has and that they are going to descend on the mall like a bad flash mob just to find Chris. Too bad everyone, unlike Chris, has lives of their own.

However, if there is one person that Chris himself has successfully trolled, without a shadow of a doubt, it's ''himself''. Proof of this can be directly pointed to his [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|bad habit of surrendering information]] about himself, no matter how [[Tomgirl|embarrassing]], [[Nudes|demeaning]], or [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|downright]] [[Dox|stupid]] giving out said tidbits of himself would be. Chris often screams at his trolls for not leaving him alone, but, aside from the fact that his antics only add more fuel to the fire, he always fails to realise that if he didn't give them ammo to begin with, he wouldn't have ended up in this predicament. A shining example of this would be the [[2013 Imgur Leak]]. Chris could have ranted about the trolls, and most would have shrugged and assumed that [[Chris and anger|he's just being angry in typical Chris-Chan fashion.]] That is, until Chris revealed the reason ''why'' he got upset, inadvertently revealing the Facebook posts he was keeping a secret, as well as some [[Death Threats|very unsavory information]] that could get him arrested if taken seriously.

It just goes to show you, nobody trolls Chris better than Chris. Chris is the type to not only shoot himself in the foot, but reload, fire again, and repeat the cycle while blaming the trolls. He just never learns.

== Today ==
:''Main article: [[Weening]]''
Since the death of [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]], the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|loss of his home]] and [[Financhu Crisis|his plummet to the breadline]], Chris has changed profoundly. No longer is he the [[naïve]], [[Chris and fashion|clown-shirted]], [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|indifferent]] [[Ego|egotist]] ED discovered in 2007; instead, he is a jaded, chronically depressed, [[Tomgirl|cross-dressing]] child trapped in an adult's body, who is not as susceptible to, capable of dealing with, and arguably, as deserving of trolling as he used to be.

Many of those who continue to follow his activities are beginning to opine that he has suffered enough, and that active trolling, even where it is successful, doesn't produce the [[Laughs Under Lucricities|results]] it used to, takes more effort due to his inflated paranoia, tends to lead to small groups monopolizing Chris and hoarding the information they gather (as happened with [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] and [[Catherine]]), and in some cases, causes needless emotional damage to Chris. For example, the revelation that Chris's latest girlfriend, Catherine, was yet another troll persona in early [[November 2014]] provoked disgust and disappointment, as many felt that not only was it [[Sonichu|unoriginal]] and [[JULAAAY|no longer funny]], but the trolls had spent weeks, if not months stringing him along and toying with him, including tricking him into [[I Love You, Catherine|grovelling]] for "Catherine"'s continued affection. Many felt this amounted to emotional abuse of an already broken and miserable shell of a man, some were even disappointed as they felt that after all Chris had gone through, he deserved a lucky break, and a real relationship for a change.

Further, this was accompanied by the revelation that the same group of trolls had also fabricated Chris's denunciation by his [[Gal pal|high school friends]], leading to many questioning the morality of impersonating Chris's old friends just to get a reaction out of him, and of course, the terrifying [[CWCVille|Orwellian nightmare]] that such trolling has left Chris in, as virtually every aspect of Chris's social life is engineered by trolls and he has no way of knowing what or who is real – [[Savannah Chandler|even his own family]].

Chris's transformation has also coincided with, and perhaps influenced, a shift in trolling. Active, chronic trolling such as Chris has experienced is now generally looked down upon as [[weening]] and attention whoring, instead it has become more fashionable to leave a lolcow like Chris to their own devices for the most part, and observe, rather than continually provoke. Proponents note that many major events in Chris's life have happened independent of troll influence, such as him burning down his own home, his various outings to [[Charlottesville]] and beyond (and many subsequent IRL bans), his bizarre dealings with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and of course, the infamous [[28 October 2011]]. It can also be argued that much (if not most) of the trolling that Chris experienced since his discovery in 2007 was ween as well.

==See also==
* [[2012 Poster campaign]]
* [[4-cent garbage.com]]
* [[A-Logging]]
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Enablers]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[PVCC (Message Board)|PVCC]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']]
* [[Weening]]
* [[White knight]]

==References==
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2021-10-04T10:32:00Z

FatFuckFrank:

:''This article is about troll personas. For how trolls manipulated Chris, see [[Chris and manipulation]].''

{{Protip|If you're thinking about trying to troll Chris now [[Weening|as part of some zany scheme to get Chris to do something funny]], then don't. The golden age of trolling Chris was well over a decadeago and is never coming back, and [[Idea Guys|any attempt at trying to revive it]] has ended in disaster. Chris is a shell of the person he once was and is living in much more depressing circumstances than the ones that made him an infamous lolcow.}}

{{quote|That which can condemn the abnormally foolish is not the abnormally clever... That which can condemn the abnormally foolish is the normally foolish.|GK Chesterton}}
{{quote|...[T]hey are vicious, crazy, wickedly smart people.|[[Chris]] on trolls.<ref>[[Tomboys_And_Tomgirls_of_Virginia#Friendship_Issues|Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]]</ref>}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Bubbles]], in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].}}

[[File:ThePatriots1.png|thumb|This Patriots from ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'', an inspiration for personas created by the trolls that called themselves the Miscreants.]]

'''Trolls''' are various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to mess with the life of, and extract as much [[Laughs_Under_Lucricities|lulz]] from, the [[Chris and the Internet|Internet]]'s most beloved and most hated [[autism|autistic]] manchild, [[Chris Chan]], as possible. The organized effort to troll Chris began in earnest in 2007, and still has momentum going for it, even if it peaked after disbanding of the Classic-era trolls following the death of Chris's [[father]] in 2011.

Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from [[Manipulation|manipulating]] Chris into a ''Truman Show''-like existence, making him [[:Category:Videos with RAGE|rage on video]], making him take [[Nudes|pictures of himself unclothed]], accelerating the breaking of his sense of [[reality]], and more.

==Pre-ED==
It is notable that Chris was bullied in real life before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known torment of Chris occurred when his lifelong-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]], [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Memories of childhood|locked him under the house]] when they were children. The next notable bullying occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in [[2005]] which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time, he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[MySpace messages#Lindsay|Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as [[2003]], when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was all child's play compared to what happened next....

==The Miscreants==
{{quote|Y'all are making me very nervous right now.|Chris on The Miscreants.<ref>[[Mumble 9]]</ref>}}

[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|left|The Miscreants at their annual Ancient and Secret convention.]]

[[Image:TapestryPickleMan.jpg|thumb|The Miscreants was an ancient order dating over a thousand years. In this lost scene from the Bayeux Tapestry, Christian's ancestor Geoffrey Weston the Feeble-Minded notes that he has been fooled by the "Man donning the Pickled Cucumber Suit."]]

'''The Miscreants''' were a group of people who trolled Chris from 2009 up until his father's death in 2011. [[Clyde Cash]] was the original leader of The Miscreants, which was styled after The Patriots, the shadowy cabal from the ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' series who are revealed to be behind a conspiracy spanning decades, including all of the main incidents the protagonists go through. They claimed to be responsible for several unfortunate events in Chris's past, [[Chris and reality|which Chris seemingly believed]].

On 23 [[February 2009]], The Miscreants approached Chris in [[Mumble]] and informed him of their plan. Several [[Secret Weapon|"HA-HA, I got you!"]] videos were made, all with false information. To deal with these Internet bullies Chris resorted to [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 23rd, 2009|babbling incoherently]].

After the disappearance of Clyde Cash, the site was down for a few weeks, with the message that "Clyde's dead, baby." After that, the website returned, apparently re-uploaded by Vivian Gee. Part of the site description read "Name's Vivian. Guess I'm the new leader or some shit. Fuck y'all." On 28 [[June 2009]], the Miscreants set up shop at the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]] message board.

While online wars have been waged, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Men in Pickle Suits]] have also been deployed to ruin Chris in reality. These exploits have included stealing his [[Emily|date]], obtaining potentially life-ruining material, and generally being lulzy. They also seemed to treat [[Bob Chandler]] as one of their own.

While the group's explicit purpose, [[Mumble 9|according to Cash]], was to ensure that [[Chris and sex|Chris never got laid]] and forever remain a [[Virgin with rage]], that didn't stop them from [[Hooker incident|sending a bunch of prostitutes to]] [[14 Branchland Court|Chris's house]]. Nonetheless, Chris got the last laugh when [[Mia Hamm|he hired a prostitute]].

Since the death of Bob, the Miscreants have effectively disbanded, with pretty much everyone involved distancing themselves from Chris, and only a few (such as [[Surfshack Tito]]) continuing their efforts before eventually losing interest. Years after the fact, some have admitted that they took things too far when reflecting on this era of Christory, while others look back with a sense of smug satisfaction.

=== Asperpedia Four ===
Includes Alec Benson Leary (the creator of ''[[Asperchu]]''), [[Evan Christopher George]] (the creator of ''Simonchu'', and therefore [[Simonla]]), Sean August Watley (the creator of ''[[Moon-Pals]]''), and Mao Ling (the creator of the Asperpedia, which brought them all together).

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY MAYS]]

=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===
The infamous loud-mouthed salesman of the same name, who types in ALL CAPS, and was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on 3 March 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. It is widely suspected that Chris himself had something to do with his untimely death.

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity.]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak videos] featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]], who used the Blanca identity to score the first nudes.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", aka "Julie", aka "Max") is a thirteen-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris's [[sweetheart]] "Julie". He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion up his ass.

[[Image:BryanBash.jpg|thumb|left|80px|Bryan Bash (right) with your sister (left).]]

=== Bryan Bash ===
Bryan Bash is a close friend of [[Clyde Cash]]. He is the one who [[Hooker incident|sent hookers over to Chris's house]], as well as the person who called during the infamous [[Bob Walks In|"Bob Walks In"]] audio file, and is responsible for leaking [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]]. Additionally, he leaked the [[Father Call]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] to [[/cwc/]] on 11 November [[2009]], and he has also leaked conversations between [[Chris]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===

[[image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|right|Clyde Cash. The man. The legend. The guido.]]

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of the people. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial. Unfortunately it will not come to pass since Clyde is serving a life sentence for stealing the identity of Lee Hotti.

=== [[Emily]] ===
A brave soul who went on a date with Chris. She was later saved by the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Jew in the Pickle Suit]].

[[File:Ahuvia.png|thumb|left|80px|Jack Thaddeus]]

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

[[File:Jimmuh hill.jpg|thumb|80px|Jimmy Hill]]

=== [[Jimmy Hill]] ===
A British sportscaster. He claimed to be the true original creator of Sonichu, the first openly gay cartoon character which briefly became very popular in Europe in 2009.

=== [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] ===
The original creator of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page.

=== [[Man in the Pickle Suit|The Man in the Pickle Suit]] ===
A real-life pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. He saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|left|80px|The [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris]]

=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan. Within his saga, Liquid Chris is referred to as the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu, and Solid is referred to as an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.

=== Lordsillynipples ===
A troll from [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Nudes|infamous Chris-chan noodz]] on 11 September 2008, along with [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Chris's DVD]]. She is also responsible for giving birth to the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] and for feeding Chris the infamous guido picture of [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]].

=== [[Robert Simmons V]] ===
A YouTube troll who managed to gain Chris's trust by showing him support and mirroring his life. Along with [[Church audio|visiting Chris's church]] and meeting [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], he also had a hand in organizing the [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|Emily date]].

[[image:Tito 300.gif|thumb|80px|Surfshack Tito]]

=== [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] ===
Shigeru Miyamoto (Japanese: 宮本茂) is the creator of some of Nintendo's most legendary video game franchises such as ''Super Mario'', ''The Legend of Zelda'', and ''Star Fox''. He pretended to be interested in his [[sonichu|yellow Sonic abortion]]. It would later come to light that Miyamoto was a sockpuppet of Clyde.

=== [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]] ===

An enigmatic troll who managed to invoke Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|separate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with [[The Wallflower]]. He was also involved in [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction]] of Chris's beloved [[PS3]].

[[image:TH.PNG|thumb|80px|left|Thorg]]
[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]

=== [[Thorg]] ===
A troll responsible for creating a [[20 December 2009|slanderous billboard]] in 2009 and exposing [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] in 2011. A major part of Chris's 2011 [[Calling Out|blackmail campaign]].

=== [[Vivian Gee]] ===
The creator of the ''Sonichu'' [[audiobooks]] and various other Chris-related videos and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former white knight who turned troll after she realized Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]]. She and Clyde Cash were both personas created by the same troll.

== Post-Bob's death ==
Following Bob's death in 2011, the then-current group of trolls disbanded to give Chris room to grieve. In the years that followed, new trolls would eventually crop up.

=== [[Thetan]] ===

Impersonated Chris's former high school classmates.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-22-chris-at-too-many-games-convention.44691/post-3494509</ref>

=== [[Catherine]] and Cousin Al===

Catherine is a fake love interest who conspired with [[Marvin]] by manipulating [[OKCupid]] results to match with Chris's.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2798964 (archive: https://archive.fo/0wRXL)</ref> She used this influence for another sweetheart saga which included meeting him in real life to surreptitiously record his conversations.

Cousin Al is another associate of Catherine's who joined her in the meetings and posted the recorded conversations to the [[CWCki Forums]]. He is also known for rummaging through Chris's trash to find and post the [[Manchester High Leaks]] to the forum<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref> (his username would later be changed by moderators to "garbageraider" to reflect this).

=== [[Jeff/Francine]] ===

The mysterious creator of [[CWC Adult Chronicles]]. Targeted by Chris for selling unofficial Sonichu merchandise and in a blatant act of hypocrisy, was made fun of for her transition.

=== [[Johan]] ===

An ex-gay porn star who challenged Chris for the rights to impregnate [[Sam and Ellen|two lesbians]]. After a sex-off, Johan's superior body and non-bent duck won them over.

=== [[Jessica Quinn]] ===

A former white knight who played the long con by becoming his sweetheart. Known for her fat fetishism before ditching him and coming back and forth to toy with him.

== Cult of the Idea Guys ==

Beginning in October 2017, the [[Idea Guys]] exploited Chris's fantasy [[coping]] mechanisms to gain power over him. Since then, numerous [[enablers]] have used similar methods.

=== [[Idea Guys]] ===

A group of trolls whose actions rivaled and arguably surpassed that of BlueSpike. They remain infamous for how they manipulated and brainwashed Chris over a period of several months, coercing him into performing degrading acts and extorting him out of thousands. The Idea Guys hastily vanished after the emergence of the [[Guard Dogs]], who set about attempting to reverse all the Idea Guys had wrought. Nonetheless, Chris maintains many of their influences in the current day, chief among them the beliefs that he's a [[CPU Blue Heart|CPU goddess]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and his imaginary [[polyamorous marriage]].

=== [[Teen Troon Squad]] ===

A group of transgender teenagers who posed as his friends. They took advantage of Chris's faltering sense of reality by feeding him information on the [[Dimensional Merge]] and taking over his Twitter account. Rumored to have given Chris marijuana.

=== [[Jacob Sockness]] ===

A mysterious man from San Francisco, California, who aims to manipulate Chris into a relationship. He has primarily served to only further enable the beliefs planted in Chris's head by the Idea Guys, as well as bolster Chris's belief in the [[Dimensional Merge]] coming to pass. After Sockness stated that he was taking a train across America to meet with Chris personally, even Chris realised that something was horribly wrong, and insisted that Sockness stop. While Sockness stated that he would turn back for California after reaching his destination, and ended up honouring Chris's request, he ended up trying to force his way back into Chris's life on repeated occasions, only to be triumphantly shot down by Chris in late November 2019. Sockness made it clear he had no intention of giving up, and he had made repeated attempts at returning after that only to be chastised by Chris repeatedly in July 2020 and being blocked once and for all by the end of August.

=== [[Ben Saint]] ===

A webcomic artist who expressed an interest in Chris two years prior. Ben entered into a squabble with Chris after getting him and [[Night Star]] involved in his latest comic series promoting his latest project, ''Endless War''. The interaction would then lead to a battle over the canonicity over the events of the comic, with the two sides providing [[Sonichu Special 7|contradictory narratives]].

=== [[Sean Walker]] ===

A Watchmen member who manipulated Chris into admiring deranged murderers, including the long-dead lolcow, [[Randy Stair]]. He tricked Chris into believing Randy reincarnated into an OC named "Andrew Blaze". He also attempted to larp as Lainchu, and acted as Bella's second-in-command.

=== [[Larry Vaughn]] ===

A troll who attempted to somewhat follow in the footsteps of the Idea Guys. His grandiose plans of using [[Magi-Chan]] as a hostage to make Chris drive to Disney World were stopped before they could begin, but Vaughn did manage to have Chris send bizarre Twitter DMs to various individuals.

=== [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Bella]] ===

The utterly sociopathic troll behind the [[incest]] calls, Isabella planned on blackmailing Chris to the point where he would commit suicide.

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== [[Sonichu_(character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] ==

While there's no definitive proof of these two being trolls, they have been known to dispense advice for Chris from time to time, especially on the subject of relationships.<ref name="Jackie e 16">[[Jackie_E-mails_16]]</ref> Considering the [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|results derived from said advice]], one cannot help but wonder about their [[Laughs Under Lucricities|true motivations]].

== Devil Trolls ==
[[File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg|thumb|left|150px|Featured in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.]]

Aside from the several notable figures above, the '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, [[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's depiction.]] evil creatures that appear in Chris's ''[[Sonichu]]'' comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

[[File:Devil_troll_artistic_interpretation.png|thumb|150px|Artistic recreation]]
The Devil Trolls make their first mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in ''Sonichu'' #9. They make their full appearance in ''Sonichu'' #10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble [[Wikipedia:Troll doll|those old Troll toys]], minus their gems, with long tails and demon-like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
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== Motivations ==

=== Chris's perspective ===

Chris himself has a more simplistic view of what motivates his enemies. When a [[Mailbag]] correspondent asked him to explain why he's trolled, and why so many people seem to hate him, Chris had this ingenious response:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]}}

[[File:Trollll.PNG|thumb|Drawing of a troll appearing in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].]]

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are harrassed in real life: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably, when in reality, bullies abuse others for many different motives, jealousy being only one of them - and, internet trolls typically do what they do for their own amusement, and not always out of some personal slight against their target. Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because [[Ego|he is so much better than everyone else.]] [[File:Trollmiia.png|200px|thumb|artistic recreation @miiashapphire]]

From his own attempts to illustrate trolling, it's obvious that Chris has no concept of how it works. When he tried his hand at impersonation, he thought that we'd all be trolled if he pretended to be an epic troll, but then [[Jack|a troll]] saw through his lie and forced him to admit that he is, indeed, a fat idiot. Chris believes that trolling has two steps: pretend to be someone you're not and then "troll" someone by revealing who you really are. [[Silvana]], a character based on his perception of forum trolls who claim to be people they aren't, thinks it's hilarious to pretend to be [[Meg Griffin]], kiss Chris, and then transform once she's out of sight. As a result, Chris walks away happy, unaware that he just kissed a tranny, defeating the entire point of "trolling" him.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually homosexuals, combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added [[Twitter]] and how they could talk about him behind his back. Even more, in his [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|CWCipedia article on The Wallflower]], Chris has also decided that the trolls are also [[niggos|black]].

Unsurprisingly, Chris also considers trolling a ''crime'', and has somehow dedicated himself to stop trolling. However, Chris's views on trolling are very very skewed, as he believes that ''all'' trolling is equal to what he had done to him. A [[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|recent video]] actually has him tell people how to act on the Internet [[Chris and hypocrisy|mere moments after revealing his real name, address, and phone number]].

As the years passed, Chris's take on trolls has erupted into a massive flight of fancy. Because he has been refused admittance to [[The GAMe PLACe]], Chris has now proclaimed that the entire store is a massive front for Internet trolling, with [[Michael Snyder]] as the ringleader of it all. As well, he seems to have chosen the [[CWCki Forums]] as a major gathering place for trolls.

=== His parents' perspective ===
The [[Matthew Noble call]] in August 2010 revealed some interesting insights into Bob and Barbara Chandler's interpretation of what has happened to their son over the years. Chris's parents are apparently convinced that the entire Chris-chan Trolldom grew out of a conspiracy by Michael Snyder, two alleged homosexuals who frequented The GAMe PLACe (possibly [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]]), and ''[[Megan Schroeder]]'', who worked to get Chris banned from the store and are involved with a general effort to harass and torment Chris. When speaking with Ivy, Bob described Megan with words like "cruel" and "German". Bob was convinced that it is all because they are persecuting Chris for being autistic, while in reality he was scaring away customers with his behavior and sexually harassing Megan.

It's useful to try to consider things from his parents' point of view. To begin with, there ''is'' a worldwide conspiracy, more or less, to pester the Chandlers, violate their privacy, drive their son to do ridiculous things, and otherwise fuck with them in a myriad of ways. Bob and Barbara are bombarded by prank phone calls all day, nude photos, God knows what else arrive in their mail, signs mysteriously appearing on their lawn, Chris having [[Kacey and Liquid Call|angry screaming matches]] with people they've never met on the telephone, Chris once drove off to Ohio to meet [[Julie|a woman who didn't exist]], and so on.

Being Chris's parents must be a fairly surreal experience at this point, and given that they belong to a much older generation, they can hardly be expected to develop the grasp of Internet social phenomena that they'd need to properly understand their situation. The GAMe PLACe, however small a piece of the bigger picture it may be, is the most significant real, physical element of Chris's adventures in trolldom that they've been exposed to. As ridiculous as their theory may seem, it's probably the best they can do as far as making sense of what has happened and continues to happen to them.

== Chris the troll ==
While the idea of everyone's favorite manchild becoming the one thing he hates seems kind of farfetched if not laughably ironic, it actually isn't too far off as one might think. Because of his horrendous misconceptions of what he thinks his trolls does, Chris believes that, if given a new target, Chris's trolls would gladly stop attacking him and go after that new target. In the past, Chris has tried to deflect his trolls towards people like [[Joshua Martinez]], [[Michael Snyder]] and even [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]]. However, Chris has been so entrenched with his trolls and viewers that the idea of going after someone else doesn't seem feasible anymore.

As well, Chris has even attempted to troll his own trolls. One of the first known attempts was the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video, claiming that he had pulled the most epic prank on the Internet, only to turn around the very next day and reveal that it was a lie. [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], as mentioned above, had his comic book self thinking he had kissed [[Meg Griffin]], not knowing that it was actually [[Silvana]]. As well, on 28 [[April 2012]], he attempted to convince his trolls that he had decided to return to the mall and resume his [[Love Quest]], armed with his [[Attraction Sign]]. Again, he revealed the next day that it was a lie and that he had gotten [[ban]]ned from the mall just before he decided to pull it.

Interestingly, Chris's perception of being a troll is less about trolling to get a rise out of someone and more of attempting to pull a prank. His "return" to the Love Quest is probably the biggest indicator of that. Chris let his trolls know through his [[Facebook]], then waited a day before shouting "SURPRISE!". As well, he also believed that if someone reads his message, he's going to assume that everyone has and that they are going to descend on the mall like a bad flash mob just to find Chris. Too bad everyone, unlike Chris, has lives of their own.

However, if there is one person that Chris himself has successfully trolled, without a shadow of a doubt, it's ''himself''. Proof of this can be directly pointed to his [[Ego#Surrendering_Information|bad habit of surrendering information]] about himself, no matter how [[Tomgirl|embarrassing]], [[Nudes|demeaning]], or [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|downright]] [[Dox|stupid]] giving out said tidbits of himself would be. Chris often screams at his trolls for not leaving him alone, but, aside from the fact that his antics only add more fuel to the fire, he always fails to realise that if he didn't give them ammo to begin with, he wouldn't have ended up in this predicament. A shining example of this would be the [[2013 Imgur Leak]]. Chris could have ranted about the trolls, and most would have shrugged and assumed that [[Chris and anger|he's just being angry in typical Chris-Chan fashion.]] That is, until Chris revealed the reason ''why'' he got upset, inadvertently revealing the Facebook posts he was keeping a secret, as well as some [[Death Threats|very unsavory information]] that could get him arrested if taken seriously.

It just goes to show you, nobody trolls Chris better than Chris. Chris is the type to not only shoot himself in the foot, but reload, fire again, and repeat the cycle while blaming the trolls. He just never learns.

== Today ==
:''Main article: [[Weening]]''
Since the death of [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]], the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|loss of his home]] and [[Financhu Crisis|his plummet to the breadline]], Chris has changed profoundly. No longer is he the [[naïve]], [[Chris and fashion|clown-shirted]], [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|indifferent]] [[Ego|egotist]] ED discovered in 2007; instead, he is a jaded, chronically depressed, [[Tomgirl|cross-dressing]] child trapped in an adult's body, who is not as susceptible to, capable of dealing with, and arguably, as deserving of trolling as he used to be.

Many of those who continue to follow his activities are beginning to opine that he has suffered enough, and that active trolling, even where it is successful, doesn't produce the [[Laughs Under Lucricities|results]] it used to, takes more effort due to his inflated paranoia, tends to lead to small groups monopolizing Chris and hoarding the information they gather (as happened with [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] and [[Catherine]]), and in some cases, causes needless emotional damage to Chris. For example, the revelation that Chris's latest girlfriend, Catherine, was yet another troll persona in early [[November 2014]] provoked disgust and disappointment, as many felt that not only was it [[Sonichu|unoriginal]] and [[JULAAAY|no longer funny]], but the trolls had spent weeks, if not months stringing him along and toying with him, including tricking him into [[I Love You, Catherine|grovelling]] for "Catherine"'s continued affection. Many felt this amounted to emotional abuse of an already broken and miserable shell of a man, some were even disappointed as they felt that after all Chris had gone through, he deserved a lucky break, and a real relationship for a change.

Further, this was accompanied by the revelation that the same group of trolls had also fabricated Chris's denunciation by his [[Gal pal|high school friends]], leading to many questioning the morality of impersonating Chris's old friends just to get a reaction out of him, and of course, the terrifying [[CWCVille|Orwellian nightmare]] that such trolling has left Chris in, as virtually every aspect of Chris's social life is engineered by trolls and he has no way of knowing what or who is real – [[Savannah Chandler|even his own family]].

Chris's transformation has also coincided with, and perhaps influenced, a shift in trolling. Active, chronic trolling such as Chris has experienced is now generally looked down upon as [[weening]] and attention whoring, instead it has become more fashionable to leave a lolcow like Chris to their own devices for the most part, and observe, rather than continually provoke. Proponents note that many major events in Chris's life have happened independent of troll influence, such as him burning down his own home, his various outings to [[Charlottesville]] and beyond (and many subsequent IRL bans), his bizarre dealings with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and of course, the infamous [[28 October 2011]]. It can also be argued that much (if not most) of the trolling that Chris experienced since his discovery in 2007 was ween as well.

==See also==
* [[2012 Poster campaign]]
* [[4-cent garbage.com]]
* [[A-Logging]]
* [[CWCki]]
* [[Enablers]]
* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
* [[Kick the Autistic]]
* [[PVCC (Message Board)|PVCC]]
* [[Rollin' and Trollin']]
* [[Weening]]
* [[White knight]]

==References==
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CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

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[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|Welcome to the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]].]]

'''Welcome, new Christorian.'''

New people are being initiated to the horrors of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[troll]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about everyone's favorite manchild.

==Trolling==

; Is Chris a [[troll]]? Is the whole thing a hoax?
: '''No.''' The verified documentation on Chris and his entire life is far too complete and detailed for it to be a reverse-troll setup. There are news reports from his childhood confirming his autism (see [[Chris in the media]]). There are [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] blogs about Chris's behavior that were published before Chris came to a wider attention on the Internet. [[Sonichu]] has existed since [[2000]]. Phone calls have been made to Chris's parents and his [[Rocky Shoemaker call|pastoral counselor]]. When Chris was [[28 October 2011|arrested and convicted]] of a felony, he acted as he does online [[This is how the Trial went|even in court]], and accidentally [[Destruction Of Chris's House|set fire to]] [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in real life as well.

; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] guy?
: The CWCki itself is not involved in any trolling; it merely documents Chris's life in detail. Most modern Chris observers, having seen the [[Idea Guys|extreme damage]] that some trolls could wreak, hold a dim view of [[weening|contemporary trolling efforts]]. The motivations of Chris's trolls over the years has varied, but few had any interest in tormenting him simply for having a mental problem. Some former trolls have even [[BlueSpike#Today|expressed regret]] for taking things too far in their younger years.

:Chris is notorious on the Internet as a [[Nudes|perverse]], [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|disgu]][[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|sting]], [[Chris and the Law|quarrelsome]], [[Chris and Anger|mean-spirited]], [[Chris and Reality|delusional]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Niggos|intol]][[Women's rights|erant]], [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and Religion|heretical]], [[Death Threats|spiteful]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|cruel]], [[Autism Tutorial Extra|hate]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|ful]], [[Chris and work|sullen]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]], [[Chris and Art|completely]] [[Chris and Writing|and]] [[Chris and Music|utterly]] [[Spanish|untalented]] [[Parody|thi]][[Things Chris has ripped off|ef]] and all-around failure who wastes his [[United States|countrymen]]'s hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society despite his basic abilities. On top of that Chris was, for a time, incredibly responsive to trolling, adding fuel to the fire by producing many videos in which he [[tard rage|raged]] at the camera as a result of trolling; this no doubt gave many trolls significant motivation.

:However, before you want to inflict harm upon Chris and claiming that how Chris gives you [[Autism|autistics]] 'a bad name', please read the [[A-Logging]] and [[Weening]] articles.

; Why don't you try helping him instead?
: [[Vivitheg|Many]] [[Jackie|people]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried over the years and they have all accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the [[White knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, he refuses to listen. Even his [[Anna McLerran|actual friends]] cannot help him.

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: '''''Efforts to troll Chris are strongly discouraged'''''. The effects of Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s death, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s ill health and, most recently, the [[Idea Guys]]' deliberately manipulative trolling operations against him have left Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] tenuous at best. The [[Kiwi Farms]] community, with which this wiki is associated with, maintained a {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/|wall of shame}} for [[weening|those]] who seek to disrupt Chris and entertain nobody; and will actively go after anyone who attempts.

==Psychology==

; Is he seeing a psychiatrist or therapist?
: '''No.''' Chris was legally required in [[2018]], among other things, to attend psychological therapy as an alternative to [[Chris and the law#2018|conviction]] after trespassing. Since 23 April 2019, he has fulfilled this obligation and no longer has any professional help. Chris dismisses the idea of seeking professional help, preferring to [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|administer it to himself using Lego]]. See [[Chris and psychology]].

; Is he really autistic?
: '''Yes.''' Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], Chris was diagnosed with autism (DSM-IV 299.00) as a young child. See [[Autism]]. However, his common qualifying phrase ''high-functioning'' means only that he is not [[slow-in-the-minds|mentally retarded]]; the phrase is not formally part of the diagnosis.

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: '''It depends''' on what counts as ''having'' Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed with it, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label. Among institutions that still distinguish between autism and Asperger's, of which many do not, Asperger's syndrome is distinguished from severer varieties of autism by average intelligence and adequate language ability, matching Chris. Dr Asperger's work was in German, and not known to Anglophone psychiatrists until the early [[1990s]]; Chris probably would have received this diagnosis instead were he born a few years later.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]?
: '''No.''' A more proper word for what Chris is maybe ''inept''. He managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions, has a consistent (albeit warped and [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]]) ethical system and recognises when what he is doing is not working (though he chooses to pin the blame on [[Greene County Conspiracy|external]] [[trolls|forces]] or go about his way anyway). His foolishness is in that he has very little common sense, which may be attributed (along with the [[autism|obvious]]) to excessive parental sheltering, and that after years of internet manipulation, his ability to distinguish [[Chris and reality|reality]] from fantasy has wasted away.

; What is Chris's IQ?
: '''Higher than 70,''' since he isn't mentally retarded. In [[Mailbag 19]] and [[Mailbag 21]], he claimed to have taken an IQ test at a [[Chesterfield County]] institute, most likely as a teenager. He received an IQ of 150. In [[Mailbag 22]], a commenter pointed out that he may have taken the Cattell IQ test (150 on the Cattell is 130 on the standard scale), unless he was outright lying. An IQ of 130 is above average, but not genius material. Also, IQ doesn't measure [[Honor roll|what you've learned]], [[Kindness|empathy]], social skills, or other areas that count towards real-world success.

; Is Chris schizophrenic?
: '''No.''' While autism and schizophrenia share some symptoms, their development is nothing like each other. Autism is inborn and shows in early childhood, while schizophrenia usually appears well into adulthood. Schizophrenia's symptoms often deteriorate over time, while autism's are normally constant through life (except for a few children who relapse into non-verbosity). <abbr title="Inability to distinguish reality from fantasy.">Psychosis</abbr> and confused language are common to both, but take different forms: schizophrenics may hear voices or otherwise hallucinate and think disjointedly (whence the name), while autists understand others' normal language literally, missing the subtext that something fictional is not meant to be taken seriously, and presuming their own thoughts automatically clear to others.

==Sex==
; Is Chris an <abbr title="Involuntary celibate">incel</abbr>?
: '''No''', but his beliefs and actions overlapped significantly with what is now the incel community. The word ''incel'' only entered common use about [[2017]].<ref>[https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&q=incel Global search trends for ''incel'']</ref> Chris described himself long before this as a [[virgin with rage]], even bringing up the term in casual conversations with people he just met. He would speak of [[boyfriend-free girl]]s, the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]], and even a conspiracy that [[Virginia is for virgins|true love were illegal in his home state]]. He viewed his search for a suitable mate as the [[Love Quest]], and has even written [[So Need A Cute Girl|songs]] about how other [[JERKS]] (men) take all the pretty [[sweetheart]]s. While he has lost his virginity to a [[Mia Hamm|prostitute]], he has not been in a relationship that led to sex, and his Love Quest only ended when he destroyed his libido through [[Chris and health#Hormone treatment|self-administered oestrogen]] and [[polyamorous marriage|''married'']] his [[OC]]s by early 2018. While it would be anachronistic to call him an incel, as his Love Quest was already dead by the time the word and community became current, he certainly behaved like them years before.

; Why didn't he hire a prostitute earlier?
: For the majority of his [[love quest]], Chris refused to hire a hooker. The reasons varied: prostitutes are not [[TRUE and HONEST]] love, they are [[Chris and money|expensive]], and Chris is afraid of STDs<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>. His ideal sex partner would also do all the work around [[14 Branchland Court|the house]], give him her income to spend on video games, and otherwise serve as his replacement [[Barb|mother]]—all of which a prostitute would be unwilling to do. When some prostitutes were sent to his house in early [[2009]], he cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> However, as his thirties approached, he got more lenient about his policy towards hookers. He once tried to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, and tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref> In [[April 2012]] though, Chris claimed on [[Facebook]] that he lost his virginity to [[Mia Hamm|a hooker]] who complimented him on the size of his penis.<ref>[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]</ref>

; Is he [[homos|gay]], straight, or [[bisexual]]?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there is no consensus on this. For most of his adult life, Chris acted as though he was attracted to women. On the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked. In [[2018]], while under the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulative influence, Chris was [[brainwashed]] into believing he was [[bisexual]], and was [[polyamorous marriage|married to several of his (mostly male) fictional characters]], retaining these beliefs long after the Idea Guys were ousted, yet has made no attempts to get into a relationship with a real-life man. [[Jacob Sockness]] attempted to groom Chris into a relationship but Chris ultimately distanced himself from Sockness. Some consider that Chris is too immature to have earnest sexual preference (see ''Is Chris asexual?'', below.)

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: '''Yes.''' Chris had tweeted in [[2018]]  that he is one. Traditionally he would state that he did not consider himself to be one,<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref> yet it was clear from an early period that he did enjoy [[:File:Chris-chan_Traced.JPG|porn]] of anthropomorphic characters, even [[Rule 34|drawing his own]] into [[Sonichu 8|his]] [[Giant Penis Comic|comics]]. He also identifies with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|several]] [[Sonichu (character)|anthropomorphic]] [[Robbie|avatars]]. Although he does not regularly wear fur-suits, he did once dress up as [[ECV 00002|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the anthropomorphic form he takes on his comic series. He may find it easier to draw and relate to cartoon characters over humans, yet he does not participate in the wider furry community.

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: '''No''', but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. He ''has'' stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]] and created a sexualized 14 year old Sonichu character in the form of [[Zapina]], but these actions are more likely due to a childish mindset and an inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia.

; Is Chris transgender?
: '''Yes.''' As of 2015, Chris identifies as [[transgender]]. He had explored his gender identity for years beforehand stemming from gender dysphoria issues, in 2011 identifying as a "tomgirl" (identifying as male and crossdressing as a woman); in 2014, identifying as [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser]] and as a lesbian; and identifying as female and transgender in 2015 when he began referring to himself as a "trans woman" and "Christine" and legally changed his name and gender in [[2016]]. Well before [[2011]], when Chris first called himself a tomgirl, he had been known to wear miniskirts, [[Muscle_bra|bras]], and panties. On multiple occasions, he had worn female clothing [[Forgot the Glitter|in public]].

; Is Chris asexual?
: This is another hotly contested issue to which there is no clear answer. Some claim that Chris is not truly interested in sexual relations, but feels that sex is something which a "grown up" is required to do. Chris's desire to lose his [[virgin with rage]] status may have simply been an urge to undergo what he saw as a traditional rite of passage into adulthood. It is clear that Chris's sex drive was atypical even before beginning hormone replacement therapy in [[2016]], evidenced by the fact that he did not discover [[masturbation]] until he was sixteen and even as an adult only engaged in the activity twice a week. On the other hand, much of Chris's adult life has been spent in the pursuit of a sex partner and his comic characters are [[Sonichu 8|highly sexual]]. It is worth noting that a moderately common autistic symptom is difficulty or inability to be intimate with another person.

==''Sonichu''==
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway?
: He has always liked family-friendly games in particular, and many years ago, won a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on ''Sonic'' titles. For some reason, the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series appears to have certain qualities that attract autistics more than other game series.

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: For those who may be curious, they are located [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|here]].

; Will he ever draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]?
: '''Yes!''' Chris stopped drawing comics in [[February 2010]]; but in 2014 he took up creating custom drawings for [[eBay]] sale, including a nine-page work in [[November 2014]] depicting a relationship between Mimi Rosechu and Robbee Sonichu, and began a continuation of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] in [[September 2015]]. As of 2019, he has reached [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], but some earlier issues are unfinished.

==Contact Chris==
; I want to e-mail Chris and pretend to be [[Megan]]/[[Jimmy Hill]]/[[Jesus]]/[[Michael Snyder]]. Can I have his e-mail?
: It's ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, but Chris does not read e-mails from people he doesn't already know.<ref>[[Kacey Call 23]]: "I don't even bother to open their e-mails. So I just expand on the e- on the sender's address and then add them to my block list."</ref>.

; What are his dox?
: Chris's dox can be found [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|here]].

==The CWCki itself==
; Does the CWCki exaggerate Chris's antics?
: The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter. For various good reasons, the CWCki is largely from Chris's point of view: information presented here is what Chris acknowledges to be true. Trolls are merely players on the stage that is Chris's life. It is probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much as it is best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are contrived.

: For transparency's sake, the CWCki discloses such discrepancies from reality using Protip boxes.

; What's the deal with ''Chris and''? What is a saga?
: The CWCki has a few series that tie it all together. You can think of them as the skeleton, bloodstream, and nervous system of the site.
:* The [[Chris and]] series. This series is purely topical – it discusses subjects as they relate to Chris, regardless of the time period. These are the things that make Chris Chris. Such topics range from Chris's relationship with [[Chris and art|art]] and [[Video games|gaming]], to his [[health|physical]] and [[Coping|mental health]].
:* The [[Saga]] page. It describes the major events in Chris's life from the womb to the modern world, but still takes a topical approach, looking at arcs and happenings in Chris's existence.
:* The [[CWChronology]]: purely chronological as its name suggests. Here, you can learn Chris's entire story from start to now, even including events from before his conception.
; What happened to the tagline ''Where no shit is too minor''?
: The tagline was retired on 20 December 2019, because there was a significant increase in people trying to influence Chris. Many of them fall into one of the ''[[Unholy Tetrad]]'':
:* [[White Knights]] – people who feel sorry for Chris, and try to help Chris, often without realising that getting Chris to halt his [[Chris and his Ego|self-destructive lifestyle]] is going to take a lot more than [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Chris explains why he won't get a job|a message]] on social media, or a [[Patreon]] donation.
:* [[A-Logging|A-logs]] – people who express disproportionate hatred for Chris, often wishing [[Destruction Of Chris's House|misery]] or physical harm on him.
:* [[Enablers]] – people who encourage Chris’s negative habits. Some White Knights find themselves having to do this to get in touch with Chris. Some weens have also found themselves doing this to purposefully screw him up.
:* [[Weens]] – people who try to ruin Chris’s life, often by trying to get him [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] from places that he visits, or pure [[Idea Guys#Extortion|extortion]].

; Why does the CWCki continue to refer to Chris by his old name and pronouns?
:*The simplest reason for this is consistency. The CWCki has thousands of articles, and it would be an impossible, arduous task to change every "he" to "she" throughout Chris's entire existence, plus it's effectively [[Retcon|historical revisionism]].
:*Some articles require the context of Chris's maleness. References to Chris's orientation and past hatred of [[gay]] men won't be as obvious if we didn't address Chris by his assigned gender. Same thing with atypical/feminine behavior (such as his high voice and use of "Gal-Pals"), and behavior considered creepy for guys but not so much for women (such as getting [[Megan|touchy-feely]]).
:*Using "he" pre-transition and "she" post-transition may seem like a fair compromise, but the exact beginning of Chris's transition is hard to define. It can be confusing on articles that cover Chris both before and after his transition, such as the [[Chris and]] series. Dissenting users have also suggested using "(s)he" or "they", but Chris doesn't use they/them pronouns either, and "(s)he" looks clunky.
:*Community consensus. YouTube and Twitter commentators overwhelmingly call Chris male, as do most [[Sachumo|documen]][[Geno Samuel|tarians]]. While Chris did receive a legal name/gender change, there's considerable debate in the community as to whether he is a genuine trans woman. CWC communities, such as [[Kiwi Farms]], tend to "misgender" trans people in general. [[Null]] said he refers to Chris as "he" because he "carries male genetics" and insisted that he was a straight male most of his life. Most Christorians use "he" for Chris, and the CWCki reflects this trend.

==Miscellaneous==

; What does he smell like?
: As of 19 October 2019, {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5483529|cannabis}}. Historical answers include "rotten watermelons" (according to [[Emily]]), a variant of the [[Collosal Chan|homeless person]] stench (according to [[Robert Simmons V]]) or, as some field agents have reported, 'body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]'. The point is, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with Chris's [[Heterochromia|eyes]]?
: According to Chris, his eyes were originally blue but he got pink eye in his right eye during high school and medication for it turned it green. His eyes are only faintly different and definitely not to the degree that they're depicted in his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic form]]. A cursory examination of [[:File:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this image]] demonstrates that he has had heterochromia since at least elementary school. Additionally, it's fairly common for people with blue or green eyes to have one eye of a slightly different hue.

; What's the deal with the striped shirts?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref> Following Chris's introduction to the world of Internet trolling, [[Chris and fashion|his wardrobe went through several iterations]] before eventually settling on its current [[tomgirl]] form.

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin,<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162</ref> probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common [[autism|autistic]] symptom.

; Does Chris drink or do drugs?
: Chris was firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. For much of his life, he was equally strongly opposed to [[alcohol|drinking]] as well, but a video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] turned up in [[2009]] and he has since softened his stance, saying he is a "social drinker".<ref>Mailbag_16#Alcoholism</ref> He has since been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]], [[100 2281|Kahlúa]] and vodka, but seems to drink only occasionally, or when encouraged by [[troll]]s. He also smoked marijuana with the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. He was legally required to abstain from any drugs or alcohol during after being placed on Virginia's [[Chris and the law|Therapeutic Docket]] in late 2018 and early 2019.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of the very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]]. Hill died in 2015.

; Why does Chris call his disability check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: The "tugboat" is one of Chris's [[CWC-isms]]; impenetrable mangled figures of speech that he either uses to avoid uncomfortable subjects or, in this case, because he thinks they are clever. "Tugboat" is derived from the phrase "Our ship has come in", referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $1,000 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat—like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]]—coming in for him.

; Has he ever had a [[job]] at all?
: He worked for [[Wendy's]] a few months in 2001, but he was fired for unknown reasons. He briefly sold knives for the multi-level marketing company [[Cutco]], which was his last true job (if you could call it that). He also occasionally does [[commissions]] for art and videos, but he has slowed down on that, even though his art and videos are the closest thing he has to a skill.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: As of 2019, he is active on [[Twitter]], [[Patreon]] and [[YouTube]]. His [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|original Web site]] and [[CWCipedia]] are dead.

; Where can I learn more about this guy?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, we would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [https://www.kiwifarms.net/ The Kiwi Farms] - The official forum of this fine wiki.
:* The CWCki's official [https://discord.com/invite/b5GU9cz discord server].
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (to be taken with a grain of salt)

And here is our introductory guide:
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==References==
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[[Category:Special]]

CWCki:Frequently Asked Questions

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FatFuckFrank:

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|thumb|Welcome to the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]].]]

New people are being initiated to the horrors of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s world every day. Some of these people have simple questions that the veteran [[troll]] might be able to answer with the greatest of ease. However, people hate being asked the same questions time and time again, so this page shall serve as a quick database of some of the most common questions encountered.

All the questions can be answered in more detail than they appear here, which should be an incentive for you to go peruse the wiki and other resources to learn all you can about everyone's favorite manchild.

==Trolling==

; Is Chris a [[troll]]? Is the whole thing a hoax?
: '''No.''' The verified documentation on Chris and his entire life is far too complete and detailed for it to be a reverse-troll setup. There are news reports from his childhood confirming his autism (see [[Chris in the media]]). There are [[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer|two]] [[University of Virginia#UVA student on Chris|different]] blogs about Chris's behavior that were published before Chris came to a wider attention on the Internet. [[Sonichu]] has existed since [[2000]]. Phone calls have been made to Chris's parents and his [[Rocky Shoemaker call|pastoral counselor]]. When Chris was [[28 October 2011|arrested and convicted]] of a felony, he acted as he does online [[This is how the Trial went|even in court]], and accidentally [[Destruction Of Chris's House|set fire to]] [[14 Branchland Court|his house]] in real life as well.

; How can you get off taunting an [[autistic]] guy?
: The CWCki itself is not involved in any trolling; it merely documents Chris's life in detail. Most modern Chris observers, having seen the [[Idea Guys|extreme damage]] that some trolls could wreak, hold a dim view of [[weening|contemporary trolling efforts]]. The motivations of Chris's trolls over the years has varied, but few had any interest in tormenting him simply for having a mental problem. Some former trolls have even [[BlueSpike#Today|expressed regret]] for taking things too far in their younger years.

:Chris is notorious on the Internet as a [[Nudes|perverse]], [[Chris and Health#Hygiene|disgu]][[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|sting]], [[Chris and the Law|quarrelsome]], [[Chris and Anger|mean-spirited]], [[Chris and Reality|delusional]], [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[Niggos|intol]][[Women's rights|erant]], [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Chris and death|unsympathetic]], [[Bob Chandler|ungrateful]], [[Manchester High School#Graduation|jealous]], [[The GAMe PLACe|kid-scaring]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|troll-feeding]], [[Chris and Religion|heretical]], [[Death Threats|spiteful]], [[Slow-in-the-minds|cruel]], [[Autism Tutorial Extra|hate]][[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|ful]], [[Chris and work|sullen]], [[Kick the Autistic|antagonistic]], [[Chris and Art|completely]] [[Chris and Writing|and]] [[Chris and Music|utterly]] [[Spanish|untalented]] [[Parody|thi]][[Things Chris has ripped off|ef]] and all-around failure who wastes his [[United States|countrymen]]'s hard-earned [[Monthly tugboat|tax money]] on [[video games]] and [[sex toys]] while contributing nothing to society despite his basic abilities. On top of that Chris was, for a time, incredibly responsive to trolling, adding fuel to the fire by producing many videos in which he [[tard rage|raged]] at the camera as a result of trolling; this no doubt gave many trolls significant motivation.

:However, before you want to inflict harm upon Chris and claiming that how Chris gives you [[Autism|autistics]] 'a bad name', please read the [[A-Logging]] and [[Weening]] articles.

; Why don't you try helping him instead?
: [[Vivitheg|Many]] [[Jackie|people]] [[Clyde Cash|better]] [[Alec Benson Leary calls|than]] [[Sarah May|you]] have tried over the years and they have all accomplished [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|nothing]]. See the [[White knight]] article for reasons for and against ''trying'' to save Chris. Regardless of how hard you try, he refuses to listen. Even his [[Anna McLerran|actual friends]] cannot help him.

; Do you exaggerate Chris's antics?
: The editors here try their hardest to paint an accurate picture of Chris's life, but that is sometimes difficult due to the subject matter. For various good reasons, the CWCki is largely from Chris's point of view: information presented here is what Chris acknowledges to be true. Trolls are merely players on the stage that is Chris's life. It is probably best to understand the world of Chris as he understands it, much as it is best to understand a fictional world from the point of view of its characters, rather than the underlying reality of it. In other words, while Chris's reactions to events are real and the documentation of the reactions are indeed real, the situations and characters that provoke these reactions are contrived.

: The CWCki discloses such discrepancies from reality using Protip boxes.

; Can I give suggestions on how next to troll Chris?
: '''''Efforts to troll Chris are strongly discouraged'''''. The effects of Chris's [[Bob Chandler|father]]'s death, his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s ill health and, most recently, the [[Idea Guys]]' deliberately manipulative trolling operations against him have left Chris's grasp on [[Chris and reality|reality]] tenuous at best. The [[Kiwi Farms]] community, with which this wiki is associated with, maintains a {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lunatics-who-attack-a-mentally-handicapped-person.35124/|wall of shame}} for [[weening|those]] who seek to disrupt Chris and entertain nobody.

==Psychology==

; Is he seeing a psychiatrist or therapist?
: '''No.''' Chris was legally required in [[2018]], among other things, to attend psychological therapy as an alternative to [[Chris and the law#2018|conviction]] after trespassing. Since 23 April 2019, he has fulfilled this obligation and no longer has any professional help. Chris dismisses the idea of seeking professional help, preferring to [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles|administer it to himself using Lego]]. See [[Chris and psychology]].

; Is he really [[Autism|autistic]]?
: '''Yes.''' Based on a cursory [[Autism papers#Intake Survey|psychiatric survey]] from [[2004]], Chris was diagnosed with autism (DSM-IV 299.00) as a young child. Additionally, the CWCki's [[autism]] article expands further upon Chris's symptoms. However, his qualifying phrase ''high-functioning'' is an informal term with no actual medical significance to it (you won't find the term in any official publication by the American Psychiatric Association).

; Does he have [[Asperger's syndrome]]?
: It depends on what you define as "having" Asperger's. He has never been formally diagnosed as having Asperger's syndrome, he has never claimed to have it, and in fact, he angrily rejects the label outright. However, it needs to be noted that "Asperger's" did not exist as a formally recognized diagnosis when Chris was diagnosed as "high-functioning autistic" as a child in the [[1980s]]. There is a very good case to be made that Chris would most likely be given the "Asperger's" label if he had been born a few years later. Furthermore, the Asperger's classification was removed from the DSM-5 in 2013, so Asperger's and high-functioning autism are now one and the same.

; Is he [[Slow-in-the-minds|retarded]]?
: A more proper word for what Chris is maybe "inept". He managed to graduate from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|community college]] and obtain a [[:Image:License.jpg|driver's license]]. Chris does understand the consequences of his actions, has a consistent ethical system (albeit a warped, [[Chris and his ego|self-serving]] one), and recognizes what he's doing isn't working (though he chooses to pin the blame on [[Greene County Conspiracy|external]] [[trolls|forces]] or goes about his way anyway). The more likely answer to his perceived retardation is that he has very little common sense, which may be attributed (along with the [[autism|obvious]]) to excessive parental sheltering.

==Sex==
; Why didn't he hire a prostitute earlier?
: For the majority of his [[love quest]], Chris refused to hire a hooker. The reasons varied: prostitutes are not [[TRUE and HONEST]] love, they are [[Chris and money|expensive]], and Chris is afraid of STDs<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>. His ideal sex partner would also do all the work around [[14 Branchland Court|the house]], give him her income to spend on video games, and otherwise serve as his replacement [[Barb|mother]]—all of which a prostitute would be unwilling to do. When some prostitutes were sent to his house in early [[2009]], he cried.<ref>[[Hooker incident]]</ref> However, as his thirties approached, he got more lenient about his policy towards hookers. He once tried to solicit the services of a prostitute by phone, and tried to get a discount by offering the chance of deflowering him and telling his life story; the prostitute hung up on him.<ref>[[Chris and sex|#Prostitution]]</ref> In [[April 2012]] though, Chris claimed on [[Facebook]] that he lost his virginity to [[Mia Hamm|a hooker]] who complimented him on the size of his penis.<ref>[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]</ref>

; Is he [[homos|gay]]?
: This is a hotly debated point, and as of yet there is no consensus on this. For most of his adult life, Chris acted as though he was attracted to women. On the other hand, he clearly believes that previously-straight people can be turned gay, either by accident or through being tricked. Many speculated that Chris may have been suppressing homosexual urges, well before the [[Tomgirl Pictures]] were released in 2011. After this, Chris was happy to describe himself as a cross-dresser and a [[Homos#Chris the lesbian|lesbian]]. In [[2018]], while under the [[Idea Guys]]' manipulative influence, Chris was persuaded that he was bisexual, and soon proclaimed himself [[polyamorous marriage|married to several of his (mostly male) fictional characters]]. He has retained this belief since becoming aware of the Idea Guys' fraud. Others consider that Chris is too immature to have earnest sexual preference (see ''Is Chris asexual?'', below.)

; Is he a [[Wikipedia:Furry fandom|furry]]?
: '''Yes.''' Chris had tweeted in [[2018]]  that he is one. Traditionally he would state that he did not consider himself to be one,<ref>[[Sarah_Reveals_Herself#Chris_tries_to_leave|Chris admits to Sarah May that he is slightly turned on by Rosechu, though he maintains he is not a furry.]]</ref> yet it was clear from an early period that he did enjoy [[:File:Chris-chan_Traced.JPG|porn]] of anthropomorphic characters, even [[Rule 34|drawing his own]] into [[Sonichu 8|his]] [[Giant Penis Comic|comics]]. He also identifies with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|several]] [[Sonichu (character)|anthropomorphic]] [[Robbie|avatars]]. Although he does not regularly wear fur-suits, he did once dress up as [[ECV 00002|Chris-Chan Sonichu]], the anthropomorphic form he takes on his comic series. He may find it easier to draw and relate to cartoon characters over humans, yet he does not participate in the wider furry community.

; Is he a [[pedofork|pedophile]]?
: '''No''', but people imply otherwise to troll him. One of the few kind things [[Mimms]] and [[Lucas]] said about Chris in a [[Mimms and Lucas Q&A|troll Q&A thread]] was that he probably wasn't a pedophile and that people are trying too hard with that. He ''has'' stated he would like to [[Mailbag 3#In which Chris advises Hitler to keep his Promises|lower his state's legal age of consent to sixteen]] and created a sexualized 14 year old Sonichu character in the form of [[Zapina]], but these actions are more likely due to a childish mindset and an inability to move past [[high school]] than latent pedophilia.

; Is Chris transgender?
: '''Yes.''' As of October 2019, Chris identifies as transgender. Before, he referred to himself as [[August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Chris_comes_out...kinda|Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser]] and as a lesbian. He called himself a [[Tomgirl|"tomgirl"]] (a male equivalent to a tomboy), and somehow thought this was attractive to [[Boyfriend-free girl|potential sweethearts]]. Since 2015, he began referring to himself as a "trans woman" and "Christine," and he even legally changed his name and sex in [[2016]]. Chris prefers feminine pronouns, but the CWCki uses the masculine form for the sake of consistency. Well before [[2011]], when Chris first called himself a tomgirl, he had been known to wear miniskirts, [[Muscle_bra|bras]], and panties. On multiple occasions, he had worn female clothing [[Forgot the Glitter|in public]].

; Is Chris asexual?
: This is another hotly contested issue to which there is no clear answer. Some claim that Chris is not truly interested in sexual relations, but feels that sex is something which a "grown up" is required to do. Chris's desire to lose his [[virgin with rage]] status may have simply been an urge to undergo what he saw as a traditional rite of passage into adulthood. It is clear that Chris's sex drive was atypical even before beginning hormone replacement therapy in [[2016]], evidenced by the fact that he did not discover [[masturbation]] until he was sixteen and even as an adult only engaged in the activity twice a week. On the other hand, much of Chris's adult life has been spent in the pursuit of a sex partner and his comic characters are [[Sonichu 8|highly sexual]]. It is worth noting that a moderately common autistic symptom is difficulty or inability to be intimate with another person.

==''Sonichu''==
; What's the deal with [[Sonic]], anyway?
: He has always liked family-friendly games in particular, and many years ago, won a [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Sega contest]] that allowed him to stock up on ''Sonic'' titles. For some reason, the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series appears to have certain qualities that attract autistics more than other game series.

; Where can I find the uncensored images from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]?
: For those who may be curious, they are located [[Sonichu 8#The uncensored scenes|here]].

; Will he ever draw more [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]?
: '''Yes!''' Chris stopped drawing comics in [[February 2010]]; but in 2014 he took up creating custom drawings for [[eBay]] sale, including a nine-page work in [[November 2014]] depicting a relationship between Mimi Rosechu and Robbee Sonichu, and began a continuation of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] in [[September 2015]]. As of 2019, he has reached [[Sonichu 16|''Sonichu'' #16]], but some earlier issues are unfinished.

==Contact Chris==
; I want to e-mail Chris and pretend to be [[Megan]]/[[Jimmy Hill]]/[[Jesus]]/[[Michael Snyder]]. Can I have his e-mail?
: It's christine@cwcville.us, but Chris does not read e-mails from people he doesn't already know.<ref>[[Kacey Call 23]]: "I don't even bother to open their e-mails. So I just expand on the e- on the sender's address and then add them to my block list."</ref> Recently, however, his decrying of "internet trolls" in his [[Sonic Boom Protests#E-mail to SEGA|most recent e-mail to Sega]] seems to note that he is finding time to use his e-mail account now, so you might have a scant chance of rattling him off there.

; What are his dox?
: Chris's dox can be found [[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!|here]] and [[dox|here]].

==Miscellaneous==

; What does he smell like?
: As of 19 October 2019, {{plain link|https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5483529|cannabis}}. Historical answers include "rotten watermelons" (according to [[Emily]]), a variant of the [[Collosal Chan|homeless person]] stench (according to [[Robert Simmons V]]) or, as some field agents have reported, 'body odor masked with gallons of [[Axe]]'. The point is, [[Chris and health#Hygiene|Chris smells awful]].

; What's the deal with Chris's [[Heterochromia|eyes]]?
: According to Chris, his eyes were originally blue but he got pink eye in his right eye during high school and medication for it turned it green. His eyes are only faintly different and definitely not to the degree that they're depicted in his [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic form]]. A cursory examination of [[:File:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|this image]] demonstrates that he has had heterochromia since at least elementary school. Additionally, it's fairly common for people with blue or green eyes to have one eye of a slightly different hue.

; What's the deal with the striped shirts?
: Many of Chris's shirts were bought by [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] from the Salvation Army and Goodwill.<ref>[[Mailbag 42|Mailbag #42]]</ref> Following Chris's introduction to the world of Internet trolling, [[Chris and fashion|his wardrobe went through several iterations]] before eventually settling on its current [[tomgirl]] form.

; What's the deal with the [[Shirt#Wrist warmer|yellow thing]] on the back of the [[Medallion of Fail|medallion]] chain?
: It's a Wilson wrist warmer he wears because the chain irritates his skin,<ref>E-mail from Chris posted in old PVCC thread #162</ref> probably due to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a common [[autism|autistic]] symptom.

; Does Chris drink or do drugs?
: Chris is firmly against [[Tobacky|smoking]] and drug abuse. For much of his life, he was equally strongly opposed to [[alcohol|drinking]] as well, but a video of him drinking a [[semen|salty]]-tasting [[Long Island Iced Tea]] turned up in [[2009]] and he has since softened his stance, saying he is a "social drinker".<ref>Mailbag_16#Alcoholism</ref> He has since been known to drink [[6 June 2010|Budweiser]], [[100 2281|Kahlúa]] and vodka, but seems to drink only occasionally, or when encouraged by [[troll]]s. He also smoked marijuana with the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. He was legally required to abstain from any drugs or alcohol during after being placed on Virginia's [[Chris and the law|Therapeutic Docket]] in late 2018 and early 2019.

; What's this about Jimmy Hill?
: [[Jimmy Hill]] was a trolling effort run by the Something Awful Sycophant Squad (S.A.S.S.), but disintegrated in [[November 2008]] at the same time the board collapsed. It was supposed to make Chris believe someone was stealing his [[Sonichu]] character, since possible theft of Sonichu seems to be one of the few things that gets him worked up into a fury. Chris stopped believing in Jimmy Hill some time after when he noticed the page never updated. This is one of the very few recorded examples of Chris realizing that someone was a troll without them openly declaring it. Despite this, he still has a grudge against Jimmy Hill, leaving him in the final version of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] from [[December 2009]].

: Of note, Jimmy Hill passed the "rights" to Sonichu in Europe to [[Liquid Chris|the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler]]. Hill died in 2015.

; Why does Chris call his welfare check a "[[monthly tugboat]]"?
: The "tugboat" is one of Chris's [[CWC-isms]]; impenetrable mangled figures of speech that he either uses to avoid uncomfortable subjects or, in this case, because he thinks they are clever. "Tugboat" is derived from the phrase "Our ship has come in", referring to a fortuitous event. Whereas winning the lottery is like a large cruise ship coming in, for Chris, getting $1,000 a month for sitting on his ass is like a small boat—like a [[Wikipedia:Tugboat|tugboat]]—coming in for him.

; Has he ever had a [[job]] at all?
: He worked for [[Wendy's]] a few months in 2001, but he was fired for unknown reasons. He briefly sold knives for the multi-level marketing company [[Cutco]], which was his last true job (if you could call it that). He also occasionally does [[commissions]] for art and videos, but he has slowed down on that, even though his art and videos are the closest thing he has to a skill.

; Where does Chris currently publish new content?
: As of 2019, he is active on [[Facebook]], [[Twitter]], [[Patreon]] and [[YouTube]]. His [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|original Web site]] and [[CWCipedia]] are dead.

; Where can I learn more about this guy?
: Well, right here at [[CWCki|this fine wiki]], of course. If you really want to induct yourself into the horrors of Chris, I would recommend starting with where it began for most of us: the [[Megan|Megan Saga and the release of the e-mail correspondence between the two]]. Other resources include:

:* [https://www.kiwifarms.net/ The Kiwi Farms] - The official forum of this fine wiki.
:* [[cwc|/cow/]] imageboard
:* [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (to be taken with a grain of salt)

And here is our introductory guide:
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==References==
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[[Category:Special]]

Chris-chan Discusses...

2019-10-12T03:47:57Z

FatFuckFrank:

'''Chris-chan Discusses...''' is a series of [[July 2009]] video interviews between Larry Bundy Jr., a.k.a. "Guru Larry", of [[Wikipedia:Channel Awesome|Channel Awesome]] (Formally That Guy With the Glasses, a website dedicated to video game and movie reviews), and the Internet's favorite autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Guru Larry is the second big-name fan of CWC, along with animator [[Harry Partridge]].

While a normal person would see Larry is clearly insulting Chris to his face, Chris's [[autism]] prevented him from comprehending Larry's blatant sarcasm. The only thing Chris picked up on was that Larry was using the [[Wikipedia:Bulk and Skull|Bulk and Skull]] theme from ''[[Power Rangers]]'', which has negative connotations. This was the second time that Chris gave a public interview.

Chris obviously has no idea whatsoever how to conduct an interview, shifting all of the pressure to Larry and trying to avoid answers which force him to be creative or think a bit, especially in the beginning. He constantly cuts off Larry and has no tact.

For a long time, only selected extracts were available, until Guru Larry released the full interview on 30 [[August 2012]].

==Director's Cut==

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===Transcript===
''Video opens with white caption on black screen.'' 

'''Caption:''' Some of my long-term fans may remember I once held a series of interviews with [[Chris-Chan]] in [[June 2009]]. 
I never uploaded the full version before, due to the amount of editing it needed for lip-syncing due to lag. Also, because I lost what I thought was the only copy during a hard drive failure. 
But by total luck, I recently discovered a back-up copy. 
So after some pain staking, ''[sic]'' re-editing, synching, and general HD upscalingness, For the first time ever... the highly demanded full, uncut Chris-Chan interview!

'''Larry:''' -Sec, yeah, you got it? That's better. And how d'you get rid of the graphics on the screen as well?

'''Chris:''' The, uh, the what on the screen?

'''Larry:''' Oh, there you go. Now I've got rid of them. So there you go. So yes. That's, that-yeah, that's quite good. Did you know that- Do you know that there's a little twisty thing on the front of your camera that makes it zoom in, as well, so you can do that close up.

'''Chris:''' Uh, um...

'''Larry:''' So that's... So that, that little th- you know that th- you know that little plastic thing in the front, you can twist it, see, look. ''(puts hand on camera, which zooms out, then back in.)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So that's... quite good... So yes, let me just... try and get comfortable, there you go... There you go. So, uh how should-how should we start this, how do we start to... start this?

'''Chris:''' Well, like how you would normally start an interview.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Uhh... Let's have a s- let's have a thing out to start this... Okay. Three. Okay, now let's just move this camera just... tiny bit. There you go. Hello, and welcome to my first introduction for a [[YouTube]] celebrity. A first- I can't say it. Uh... How should we- how should we start it? How shall I intr-pronou-How shall I announce you, how would you like to be announced?

'''Chris:''' Uh, however you feel.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Like you want to announce me.

'''Larry:''' Okay. All right, I'll prepare-I'll announce you as [[Sonichu]] creator, shall I, or... will that be... good? Okay, um...

'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from [[the Internet]]! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for- creator of Sonichu, the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]! Hello, there, Christian!

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So... Yes. Good. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about [[Wikipedia:Electronic Entertainment Expo 2009|E3]] today, so, uh, what about- you know the- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of uh, the video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. Especially interested in the uh, y'know, ''[[God of War]] 3'' and uh, the [[PSP]] version of ''[[Little Big Planet]]''.

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the [[Wikipedia:PSP Go|PSP Go]], is that something you might be buying, or...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be keeping my [[Wikipedia:PlayStation Portable#PSP-2000|PSP-2000]] as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so-

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[List_of_Chris%27s_games#Universal_Media_Disc_.28UMD.29_Video|UMD]] games...

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good. Anyhow, um, okay, we'll talk about the first thing, I don't know if you know about this, um, Microsoft, um, what do you think about their new camera? ...That got out, that you can interact with things.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Umm... I don't know much about the... Xbox- uh, you're talking about the [[Xbox]] camera?

'''Larry:''' Mmm. Well it's- it's sort of a... they're trying to- it's sort of like, uh, the next level of EyeToy, really, the same thing where you sort of interact with it, so you can watch what you're actually doing in a game, like if you're doing- you're doing a steering wheel, and it can actually copy what you're doing, and that, so I was just wondering if that's- if that would ever interest you into ever purchasing an Xbox, or...

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Mmm, yeah, that sounds pretty good. I mean I saw wha-dat- I saw the thing that they did for the, uh, [[PlayStation Eye]], with the uh, two six. And the- ''(Chris is cut off by Larry)''

'''Larry:''' Well, yeah, you mean- you mean the Wiimote, the lollipop stick coming out. The lollipop on the end.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So, yes.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, those are pretty neat.

'''Larry:''' Yeah. ''(Larry begins to speak but is cut off)''

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' [[PSP]] for a bit.

'''Larry:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the PSP version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the pee- with the original PS3 version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

'''Larry:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a lot of us would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the release of ''LittleBigPlanet'', or even as [[Wikipedia:Kratos (God of War)|Kratos]] or [[Wikipedia:Heavenly Sword|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries and fails to get a word in edgewise and fails.)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, real [[Wikipedia:Media Molecule|Media Molecul]]e... Ibuh the Rare Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out!

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

'''Chris:''' Uh, okay, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So, ah, yes. So, uh, what- and the, you, you-I didn't know you was a big fan of god of war, I thought you were opposed to, uh, violent video games.

'''Chris:''' Oh, I like, uh, the- I like violent video games sometimes, the... I mean, I was, I mean I was particularly-I got particularly interested in the ''[[God of War]]'' series, I've been playing [[Wikipedia:God of War: Chains of Olympus|''Chains of Olympus'']].

'''Larry:''' Oh yeah. You know, being- ''(cut off)''

'''Chris:''' And I put-

'''Larry:''' -Buy the [[PS2]] one for-

'''Chris:''' -especially, the... Yeah, I mean I don't have the, uh, ''[[God Of War]]'' 1 or 2, but I did get ''Chains of Olympus'', and, uh, you know, amongst, uh, everything in the game, I particularly liked the, uh, fun little bit with the uh, [[Women's rights|two naked ladieeees!]] Hehe!

'''Larry:''' Um, excellent. ''(speaks over Chris)'' It's a shame you don't get to see it, though. Same, yet they always move the camera away.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but... Still, they way they uh... shake that candle bit, that's good enough.

'''Larry:''' Yes. And, uh... Also-uh, what else? uh, what is your opinion on [[Wikipedia:Gran Turismo (series)|''Gran Turismo'']]? Have you ever... sort of into that series or anything? 'Cause they keep sayin'- you know, they keep delaying it over and over again, is there anything you'd ever be interested in? 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. ''(pause)'' Ugh, excuse me. Yeah, I like the- I like the uh, ''Gran Turismo''. What date was that at the E3?

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And, uh, it's a pretty good racing game.

'''Larry:''' Hm. That's good. ''(the two stutter as they try to decide who speaks first)'' ...You go first, go on.

'''Chris:''' Okay, and I still have the, uh, ''Gran Turismo'' HD thing that they released before they did-a long time before the, uh, GT5 prologue. I still have that saved in my hard drive. On the [[PlayStation 3]].

'''Larry:''' The demo, yes. So do you- do you have a high-definition television to see it, or...

'''Chris:''' Yep. I have an HD television.

'''Larry:''' Oh, nice. And, uh, what else... Uh, how about [[Nintendo]], now? So, what's, uh, what was your views on Nintendo's outshowings this year?

'''Chris:''' Hm. I didn't see much about their take on-about what they did at the E3, because I only had the, uh, what Sony did over at the E3 downloaded from the PlayStation Network...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' But uh, yeah, you know, whatever Nintendo is doing, uh, you know, they have my support.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Well, I- I'll tell you a couple of games they're bringing out this year. They're bringing out, uh, [[Wikipedia:New Super Mario Bros. Wii|''New Super Mario Brothers Wii'']], it's a sequel to a [[DS]] game, on the [[Wii]]. And it's gonna be four players, so it's gonna be- It's a bit like ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', and it's gonna be like, you know, four people can play at the same time.

'''Chris:''' Alright.

'''Larry:''' So, what do you-what do you think of that sort of game?

'''Chris:''' That sou- that sounds pretty good.

'''Larry:''' So yeah, that's coming out later. And they're also bringing out a sequel to [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Galaxy|''Super Mario Galaxy'']], [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Galaxy 2|''Super Mario Galaxy 2'']].

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've heard of that.

'''Larry:''' So, yes. Is that- is that- ''(Chris tries to talk over him and fails)'' Something that you'll be buying, or...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buy that, I mean, the... I like the ''Super Mario Galaxy'' 1. So, ''Suboio Galaxy 2'' sounds like something I might, uh, go- I would consider buying. Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. And, uh, there's [[Wikipedia:Metroid: Other M|a new ''Metroid Prime'']]- there's a new ''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]'' game coming out, and it's made by the people who made ''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden|Ninja Gaiden]]'', as well, that's coming out.

'''Chris:''' Huh. That sounds pretty good.

'''Larry:''' So, yes, there's gonna be-it's gonna be- Basically, it's ''Ninja Gaiden'' with, uh, [[Wikipedia:Samus Aran|Samus]]. So...

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Larry:''' It's gonna be quite good. And, uh... Ooh! Yeah, it was a bit dry this year, actually, for uh, [[Nintendo]], I mean there wasn't too many announced, I mean, uh, but how about- How about the, umm, the new uh, the new [[Wikipedia:Wii Remote|Wiimote]]? The uh, the uh, motion controller. What do you think about that?

'''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, it's a- yeah I think it's pretty good, I mean, gives a more uh, ease of controlling the uh, Wii-the, uh, Wiimote, among other things. Yeah, sounds like a pretty good peripheral.

'''Larry:''' You know- you know, I think it's something they should have really put in there in the first place, rather than make us pay a game for something that they left out.

'''Chris:''' Hm.

'''Larry:''' So, yeah. And also, um, what do you think about [''unintelligible''] metal-new ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' games coming out on ''Metal Gear'' games?

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I like- Oh yeah, I'm a- yeah, those like, yeah, the ''[[Metal Gear Solid]]'' games, yeah, those are- yeah, they sound, uh, pretty good, especially the uh, I mean the- I mean, I mostly heard about the Peacemaker, they're doing for [[PSP]]-

'''Larry:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' -Sounds better than-it sounds better than what they did previously on the previous, uh, ''Metal Gear Solid'' games for the PSP.

'''Larry:''' Ah. So you did buy the, uh, [[Playstation 3]] version, then? [[Wikipedia:Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots|''Metal Gear Solid 4'']]?

'''Chris:''' Uhhhhh, not-not yet, but I'm planning to.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes... Uh, what else can we talk about then, uh, for E3? Um... how about uh, [[Sonic]] games? Have you, um, there hasn't been much in the way of new... [''unintelligible''] Sonic games released, so...

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, I mean- I mean I know they're doing the, uh, that a new [[Wikipedia:Sega Rally|''Sega Rally'']] race for... Yeah, [[Wikipedia:Sonic & Sega All-Stars Racing|Sega Super Stars Racing]].

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah.

'''Chris:''' And Sonic and Tails get their car. Get cars. It's pretty mu-it's pretty much, uh, I mean, I feel like it's- like, uh, [[Wikipedia:Sonic Drift|''Sonic Drift'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Drift#Sonic Drift 2|''Sonic Drift 2'']] get an upgrade for next generation, and, uh, I like it.

'''Larry:''' Do you think Sonic actually needs a car, being if he runs so fast?

'''Chris:''' Heh. No, I don't think he needs the car, but it's like, you know, it's a, it's a car racing game, so it just makes it m- it just makes it more appropriate. I mean, they gave him- I mean, I mean in [[Wikipedia:Sonic R|''Sonic R'']], they gave him a chance to race against, uh, vehicles in ''Sonic R'', that was fun.

'''Larry:''' Hm. Yes, that's- I did actually like ''Sonic R''. I must admit, I do enjoy the music in that game. ''(Sings the first verse from the game's theme song)'' 

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yep.

'''Larry:''' So yes, did uh, did you own- you owned a [[List_of_Chris%27s_games#Sega_Saturn|Saturn]], uh, do you still got one?

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?

'''Larry:''' I said, you- you owned a Saturn as well, don't you? So you must've, you must own ''Sonic R''.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I do.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes... also, uhh... ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for [[Sonic the Hedgehog]]? [''pause''] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on [[the Internet]] who's uh, very opposed to, uh, [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith (voice actor)|Jason Griffith]]. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

(''Chris strokes his chin thoughtfully.'')

'''Chris:''' Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will s- although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]]'' and the video games... uhh.. I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

'''Larry:''' Ah.. No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. But then they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith (voice actor)|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

'''Chris:''' [''speaking over''] Oh, that's too bad.

'''Larry:''' So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now at the moment is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Larry:''' I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

'''Chris:''' Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, [https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Spax3 Spax3]. Have you ever heard of him?

'''Chris:''' Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... dax three?

'''Larry:''' Spax. S-P-A-X. 3.

'''Chris:''' Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He's not a very nice person. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:List of Sonic the Hedgehog video game characters#Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

(''Chris's eyes bug out and start to dart around the room'')

'''Chris:''' Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh. [''another pause''] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

'''Larry:''' No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of [[troll]]s on [[ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

'''Chris:''' Huh...

'''Larry:''' He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, I mean, that's his decision but I personally do not promote [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, and [[Chris_and_religion|the Bible]] is against it, so uh... I- y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

'''Larry:''' Even if they're half-human?

'''Chris:''' ...Uh... even if...?

'''Larry:''' I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

'''Chris:''' Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh... Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... all-animal. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

'''Larry:''' No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in Sonichu or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

'''Chris:''' ...Yeah.

'''Larry:''' And-uh, also, uh, how about, uh, we'll go back to gaming now, actually, so uh, uh, what else can we think of, uh, how about, yeah. Are you uh, are you buying a new [[wikipedia:Nintendo_DSi|DSi]]? Or have you bought one already?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm thinking 'bout buying one. It's pretty-it sounds pretty good, it's got like uh, like, it's own built-in camera, it's good for on-the-go [''unintelligible'']-thinking.

'''Larry:''' It's got two cameras. It's got two cameras. It's got two-

'''Chris:''' Okay.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, it's got two cameras. One you can film yourself, one you can film other people. And it's also got, like, uh, it's like a [[Wii]], as well, it's like, you got like a Wii shop where you can buy DS games on there. So far.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Yeah, no, it's uh, it's too bad that the- Yeah, it's too bad, though, they took away the uh, GBA slot, so it's like, you could not play- you could not play [[GBA]] games, or, uh, even the ''[[Guitar Hero]]'' on there.

'''Larry:''' No. Uh, I think they do that because, uh, basically, they, they think they might- do they make GBA games anymore? Can you still buy them new?

'''Chris:''' Sometimes, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Of course. That's good. So yes. So uh, yes, so what do you think about the future of gaming, what would-what would you think is the next big thing in gaming? What I mean-what would you like to see in effect?

'''Chris:''' ''(coughing fit)'' Excuse me.

'''Larry:''' Is that [[April 16 Fetish Vids|Fanta]]?

'''Chris:''' No. [[Wikipedia:Root beer|Root beer]]. (''Chris says this with a slight tone of malice.'')

'''Larry:''' Okay. Has it got [[alcohol]] in it?

'''Chris:''' I'm sorry, what?

'''Larry:''' I said, has that got alcohol in it?

'''Chris:''' No, root beer does not have alcohol in it.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

'''Chris:''' I mean, it's a soda pop.

'''Larry:''' Oh, okay. No, I think- I think that it has alcohol in it if you're in Germany. They have alcohol in lots of stuff. You can now- you can buy alcohol from [[McDonald's]] in Germany.

'''Chris:''' Huh.

'''Larry:''' Yes. So you can have a [[Wikipedia:Big Mac|Big Mac]] and a beer. Stuff and all that.

'''Chris:''' Okay. Um...

'''Larry:''' Ah yes, interesting fact.

'''Chris:''' Um... Yeah. Might talk to [[The Wallflower|Damien]] about a thing like that.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' My sweet thang. Mmm... Umm... Yeah, I definitely um, would like to see... Yeah. Um, a little-A little bit more motion sensor control actions in like, [[PlayStation 3]] games, I mean like, I mean like in [[Wikipedia:High Velocity Bowling|''High Velocity Bowling'']], they did pretty good with y-using the- taking the [[Wikipedia:PlayStation 3 accessories#Sixaxis|Sixaxis controller]], and uh, and then this, and then you make like, like that's a bowling ball, and you're throwing that.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to see more, uh, stuff like that in the PlayStation 3, cause then that would give them, like, an edge, er, uh, against the, I mean, um the competition with [[Nintendo]], with the motion sensors and the Wiimote and [[Wikipedia:Wii_Remote#Nunchuk|Nunchuk]].

'''Larry:''' You don't think this, uh, this controller they're bringing out is trying to compete with the Wiimote, then? The one with the lollipop at the end?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. [''cough''] Yeah, I figure that's a fair-it's a fair competition. I mean, like, you know, final version, yeah, they should definitely do something like, you know... You know, it doesn't look all that similar, but, you know, it has all the buttons of the Sixaxis on it as well, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ah, that's good. Is that-is that something you'll be getting?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Do you reckon they'll have-probably use it for ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', or something, or...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So yes. And, uh, you're no- you're not into PC gaming at all or anything, are you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm not into PC gaming.

'''Larry:''' I know, so what do you think of the announcement that s- uh, that [[Xbox]] Live might be free soon as well, that they're... the only thing you can do is uh, they put adverts on the [''unintelligible']

'''Chris:''' ''(talking over)'' Oh, really? Oh, really, they're gonna make that free?

'''Larry:''' Well that- they say that, the trade-off's that you'll have to watch some adverts on the main screen, that's it. I mean, would you, would you get an Xbox, would you get on on Xbox Live if it was free, but you had to watch a couple adverts?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, probably.

'''Larry:''' And you can actually finally play [[Wikipedia:Halo: Combat Evolved|''Halo'']] as well then, sorta get into that. What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing ''LittleBigPlanet' online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy ''[[Ghostbusters]]'' as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [''coughs a bit''] yeah I bought the new ''[[Transformers|''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen'' (video game)]], that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, [[Transformers]] has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Generation 1|generation one]], you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme, and I think I think [[Wikipedia:Michael Bay|Michael Bay]] is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, [[Wikipedia:Optimus Prime|Optimus Prime]] did die in [[Wikipedia:Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen|the second one]] then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [''clears throat''] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the [[Wikipedia:Matrix of Leadership|Matrix of Leadership]].

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [''fake-sounding cough''] Excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from [[Red Skelton]].

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Uh, what else are we gonna say, yes... Uh, what-what f-... what's with that bruise on your head, as well? How did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at a wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see. What sort of wedding was it? Was it a church wedding, or a-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, it was a church wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. So, uh-

'''Chris:''' With a reception and [[Obesity|cake]].

'''Larry:''' Hm, so uh... How old is your cousin?

'''Chris:''' Uh, he's at- he's about, uhh... Yeah, he's a little bit younger than me, but he's in his twenties.

'''Larry:''' Ah, okay. So yes. Is that- is that something you'd like to do, get married in a church, or...?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd like to get married in a church, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ah that's good. That's good news. So yes. Uh, let's have a look, anything else. Would you, um... Hmm... Is there anything else you'd like to ask about, me to ask you about at all? Stuff?

'''Chris:''' Hmm. Uh, yeah, but it's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''LittleBigPlanet'' issues.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the [[PSP]] and [[PS3]] versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on ''LittleBigPlanet'', cause it's good music.

'''Larry:''' I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

'''Chris:''' ''(cuts in)'' Pretty good music, I'd like to, uh, see it...

'''Larry:''' Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

'''Larry:''' Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

'''Chris:''' ...Heh.

'''Larry:''' It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the PlayStation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, [[Wikipedia:PixelJunk Monsters|''PixelJunk Monsters'']].

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten, twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

'''Larry:''' That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' What would you like to have included into ''LittleBigPlanet'' in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, doing Disney characters? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Wikipedia:Bumblebee (Transformers)|Bumblebee]], [[Wikipedia:Starscream|Starscream]] and [[Wikipedia:Megatron|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Wikipedia:Soundwave (Transformers)|Soundwave]] from Generation 1, that'd be cool.

'''Larry:''' Yes. I agree.

 '''Chris:''' Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

'''Larry:''' Hm.

'''Chris:''' And a whole buncha stickers!

'''Larry:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' That- That'd be awesome.

'''Larry:''' Yes, it would be then, yes. Also, uh, oh, another thing about [[Sony]], what do you think about the new ''[[Wikipedia:Shadow of the Colossus|Shadow of the Colossus]]'' game coming out?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I've heard about that. Yes. Yeah, yeah it sounds pretty good.
(''Larry attempts to talk but is shot down'')

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, yeah I saw I- yeah, I saw the, uh, I saw the, uh, stuff about [[Wikipedia:The Last Guardian|''The Last Guardian'']], yeah. It looks pretty good.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's nice. (''He is once again interrupted'')

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well also there's also [''incoherent''] ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', ''Little Big Pla''- I played the, uh, the uh, [[Wikipedia:Team Ico|Ico]] level, I don't know if you uh, played that or not, but, you know, it's go- it goes really in-depth, it's got, uh, you know, you can't, uh, win it, you don't get a prize for anything yet, because, you know, the- you know, the game where you have to pass the way to move on.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, it's a level that- yeah. You know, I think you know what I'm talking about, but you drag the lil- but you drag the lil, but you drag the uh, glass sword along with you, and you, uh, play along with this, uh, glass sword... that you have to wield in order to defeat the witch at the end. Yeah, th-that's I-I-I would like that level, a lot of people did too, it's like, possibly one of the, uh, greatest levels anyone's ever created on ''LittleBigPlanet''.

'''Larry:''' Oh. That's good. (''Larry's sentence is interrupted by Chris's violent coughing.'') What do you think of this notion that you may have to pay for some levels on LittleBigPlanet as well, they announced that at the beginning, would you ever pay for any, or...?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I'm sorry, what was the question?

'''Larry:''' I s- uh, at the bit- when a little bit of panic when it first came out, they said that some people are really good at le- at levels and they might charge for them, so I don't know if you'd ever be prepared to pay for any.

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Uh, yeah, uh, yeah that does not sound- that does not sound good to me, uh, it should continue to be free.

'''Larry:''' Even if it was for a dollar or something, like a dollar or something...?

'''Chris:''' Mmm. Uh, yeah, I would disagree with that. It does not sound good to me, I mean playing a level- for uh, paying a dollar to play a level that I cou- that I could previously could play for free, yeah, charging to play a level, tha- ju- that's not good. That's not good.

'''Larry:''' That's not cool. So what do you think- (''Chris's coughing interrupts him again.'') Uh, so would you ever charge for a [[Sonichu]] level, if there was a Sonichu level, would you charge for a Sonichu level, or would you let people have it for free?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I mean, like, I'd let them- yeah, I would say, uh, let 'em play for free, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Yes, then you could spread the love of Sonichu to the world.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So uh, what are your plans at the moment in terms of Sonichu, what are you working on at the moment?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm working on some more comic pages, and, uh, som- a little something for ''BigPlanet''. Yeah, I-go-I gotta lot going on in my noodle here. The wheels are turning, and uh, inspiration comes and goes. But, it's be- its be-

'''Larry:''' You should write them down, you should write them down before you forget.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I write them down.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Always have a notepad handy.

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Larry:''' So yeah, you can't- you can't give any sort of secrets or anything that might be big happening in the Sonichu world?

'''Chris:''' Well, I'll say- I'll say this one thing, [[Son-Chu|my car]] is an autobot.

'''Larry:''' Oh! Wow. Is it- is it definitely a good one, or a [[Transformers|Decepticon]]?

'''Chris:''' Oh come on, I just sa- I said it was an autobot.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Cause you're on the side of good aren't you?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So, yes.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Yes, that's good. Umm, so what else are we gonna talk about, as well as, umm, so what- is [[Clyde Cash]] going to be involved in [[Sonichu (comic)|your comic]] anymore, now that he's dead?

'''Chris:''' Uh... oh. No, no, no, no. No. No, I don't think that, uh, he's gonna be anywhere in my comics.

'''Larry:''' So his- his image won't defile your pencil with his vile facial features.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good. Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing [[Billy Mays]]' death in your comic as well or anything, or...?

'''Chris:''' Oh... oh yeah, well lemme just, uh, I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto youtube but lemme just say that once again, I neve- he never was the mayor of [[CWCville]], when I made that segment(?) on the [[YouTube]], I was blackmailed into doing that by, uh, the uh, quote-unquote [[Julie]] [''inaudible''] a little thirteen-year-old brat, so I was lying out my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes-

'''Chris:''' So I've been- So I've always been the Mayor of CWCville and I still am. There's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Now it was- it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not, 'cause then we couldn't see if you were holding Optimus Prime, so... if it was on video, we would have noticed right away you was lying...

'''Chris:''' (coughs) Well, yeah, well, I was lying right out of my ass when I said- when I said that, um, that I was a... ''homosexual''... lyin' out my ass when I said that, when everyone knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes, of course! You're indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals!

'''Chris:''' (visibly hesitates) ... Yeah. Thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome. ... So, um... yes... what else... anything else that you'd like to announce, like...? (mumbles things to announce)

'''Chris:''' Uh... no, I don't think so, not at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Any sort of, uh, announcements for trolls, or anything -- just to get rid of them -- disgusting, vile people! (Chris starts to speak) I ''HATE'' them! I wish cancer on them!

'''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I'd say, well- very much down with the, uh, ED website, and, uh, I'd tell the trolls -- just leave me alone.

'''Larry:''' Yeah... that's good, yes... you should, you should, they should... ere they feel your wrath!

'''Chris:''' (hesitates again) ...yeah...

'''Larry:''' And what's happening with your Wikipedia page, as well, how's that developing?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, it's coming along. Uh, one day- one day at a time, one upload at a time... I'm workin' on it.

'''Larry:''' That's good... what do you think about people saying that you have to have it notable, [''unintelligible''] proof, rather than just 'cause you said it? That's the bane of Wikipedia.

'''Chris:''' (coughs) I'm sorry, I didn't quite understand the question.

'''Larry:''' (speaks up) I said, a lot of things, a lot of times, on Wikipedia, you have to make it noteworthy... you know, you have to find proof of what you say is true.

'''Chris:''' Oh, yeah-

'''Larry:''' Have to, uh, walk around that.

'''Chris:''' Mmmm. (strokes chin) I would say, uh... go with the word of faith.

'''Larry:''' Yes. (pauses) Yes, very wise-

'''Chris:''' I mean, uh, it's like, you know, you find out Wikipedia, you know it's true, like you know, I read in the, I read the announcement video about Billy Mays, about, well, I quoted Wikipedia about Billy's cause of death, which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

(Chris and Larry talk over each other for a moment.)

'''Larry:''' You do know that he was involved in a plane crash the day before, as well.

'''Chris:''' Oh...

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' Yes, I suppose that would put a lot of stress, then... to, uh, further induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So, yes, uh... that could be... you weren't, you weren't flying the plane, though, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- Yeah, I was not flying the plane, I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay... okay, so you've got no ulterior motive towards his-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives. I want to- in fact, I forgot to say this in the video: "I have often confused [[BILLY MAYS|Billy Mays]] with Richard Karn from ''Home Improvement'', 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted and sounded alike."

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uh... no... I'm talking about the- you know, aside from the beard, like you know the other facial features, and the voice... I just often confused, uh, Billy with- with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, I often confuse people with fictional characters as well, so... It's- it is quite easy to do. So, uh-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what- what do you think of the people calling for, uh, [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of CWCville, as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh. No, no, no, no. I'm still Mayor of CWCville, there is no elections. I mean, that's just a whole bunch of, uh, rumors on the internet, that the, uh, trolls are, uh, just talking amongst themselves... ''(Short pause)'' Uh, just do not believe anything that comes from the trolls...

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' It's all just a bunch of, uh, rumors- all bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' ''(Nods)''

'''Chris:''' ''(Short pause before Chris coughs into the camera)''

'''Larry:''' Ah-

'''Chris:''' Yeah, excuse me, I've come down with a bit of a bug in my throat.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Have (?) we had a frog in there earlier?

'''Chris:''' ''(Hesitantly)'' ...Yeah.

'''Larry:''' What have you [[Semen|put down your throat]] lately, Chris?

'''Chris:''' ''(Slightly annoyed)'' Uh, no, but seriously, I have a bit of a virus in my throat.

'''Larry:''' Ah. So yes, I'm sorry to hear that.

'''Chris:''' But, yeah, that's why my voice sounds different, in case you hadn't noticed.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you say- you sound a little bit croaky.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Have you had- have you had much rest, or...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I've been, uh, yeah- I pretty much came down with, uh, the starting of this, uh, throat virus yesterday... but, I'm taking it easy, uh... had some [[Obesity|ice cream]], had some, uh, [[51 50|lemonade]], and tea... and some OJ. Yeah-

'''Larry:''' You could go with-

'''Chris:''' I've been working on-

'''Larry:''' You could try gargling mouth wash, 'cause that's got antiseptic in it. Antibacterial.

'''Chris:''' Hmm. I have not thought about that, but [[Chris and health#Dental health|I will take it into consideration.]]

'''Larry:''' That's good. ''(Pause)'' Thank you.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay, so, uh... That it for the interview?

'''Larry:''' Yes, I think that'll be it, thanks. Thank you ever so much for this, uh, interview there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' That's, uh-

'''Larry:''' Hopefully we can talk again sometime in the future.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, that's okay. Yeah, happy to do it. So-

'''Larry:''' Yeah, thanks so much.

'''Chris:''' Okay, well, I gotta go. Y'all take care.

'''Larry:''' Oh! Can y- I- Can I just say one more thing- Could you possibly say, uh, give a shout-out to my sorta girl- my girlfriend Shannon, please? Just say, "Hello, Shannon"?

'''Chris:''' Okay. Hey, Shannon. ''(Waving)'' Hello.

'''Larry:''' Thanks. Thanks very much!

'''Chris:''' Uh- Alright, y'all take care.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you too.

'''Chris:''' Alright, bye-bye.

'''Larry:''' S-see you soon. Bye-bye!

''(Chris leaves)''

'''Larry:''' Hello!

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===Preview (Cumming Soon...)===

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'''Larry:''' Hello, and welcome to my very first interview with various people… from the Internet! And with me tonight, we have [[Christian Weston Chandler]]… uh, best known on the Internet for-- creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]]! Hello there, Christian.

'''Chris:''' Yep. Hello.

'''Larry:''' So… yes. Good.

===Chris-chan Discusses... [[BILLY MAYS]]===

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'''Chris:''' (fading in)...you know, I read in de uh- read in the announcement video about [[BILLY MAYS|BILLY's MAYS]]- about uh, well I quoted Wikipedia about BILLY's cause of death which was basically something like a heart attack.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And I was in [[Wikipedia:Charlotte County, Virginia|Red Oak]] the whole weekend.

'''Larry:''' You do know he was involved in a plane crash the day before as well?

'''Chris:''' ...oh...yeah I s'pose that would put a lot of [[stress]] and to, uh, further induce the heart attack, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So yeah so it could be- You wa- you wu- you weren't flying the plane, we'll get that straight, were you flying the plane?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I was not- yeah I was not flyin' da plane I was in Red Oak with my mother and my relatives.

'''Larry:''' Okay...So yes, so you've got no ulterior motives to-

'''Chris:''' I have no ulterior motives, oh and in fact- I forgot to say this in the video but uhh, I often confuse BILLY MAYS with with [[Wikipedia:Richard Karn|Richard Karn]] from ''[[Wikipedia:Home Improvement (TV series)|Home Improvement]], 'cause they both look and act- both looked, acted, and sounded alike.

'''Larry:''' You mean they're both fat and got a beard?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...no, I've been talm 'bout, you know, aside from the beard like you know the other facial features, and the voice...I just often confused uh BILLY with Richard Karn.

'''Larry:''' Yeah I often confuse people with fictional characters as well so...It's n- it's quite easy to do...so-

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' So what do you think of the people calling for [[Adam Stackhouse]] to be the new mayor of [[CWCville]] as well?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, no no no no, I'm still the mayor of CWCville, there [[Chris and English|is]] no elections. I mean that's just a whole bunch of uh rumors on the internet that trolls are uh just talking amongst themselves...uhh, just, do not believe anything that comes from the trolls, it's all just a bunch of rumor- it's all just a bunch of false rumors and lies.

'''Larry:''' Uh, is uh, are you gonna be announcing BILLY MAYS's death in your comic as well or anything or...?

'''Chris:''' Uhh...Ohh yeah well let me just uh- I mean, I've already uploaded a video onto YouTube too, but let me just say that once again I never- HE never was the mayor of CWCville, when I made that statement on a YouTube I was blackmailed into doing dat by uhh, the uh quote unquote [[BlueSpike|"Julie's brother," that little 13 year old brat]] so I was lying out of my ass when I said that.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes. If I could a-

'''Chris:''' I- SO I BIN- So I've always been the mayor of CWCville and I still am, there's no question about it.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Now it was quite (Chris coughs) it was quite hard to tell if you were lying or not because we couldn't see if you were holding an [[Optimus Prime]] ... I saw ... so, uh, so if it was on video we would known you was lying.

'''Chris:''' (Unnecessarily forced cough) Uh, yeah, well I was lying out my ass when I said tha- when I said that I was a..."[[homosexual]]"...lyin' out my ass when I said that bun everybody knows I'm damn straight.

'''Larry:''' Yes of course, you are indeed a fine role model for us heterosexuals.

'''Chris:''' Yeah... thank you.

'''Larry:''' You're welcome.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Spax3 & Jason Griffith===

''Note: For anyone wondering who [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Spax3 Spax3] (real name: Alexander/Edison Prins-Stairs) is, the best way to describe him is if [[ED]] was an Olympic sport, Spax would have the silver medal to Chris's gold.''

''Other note: Up until Larry informs him otherwise, Chris is under the impression that "Spax3" is a new character in an upcoming [[Sonic]] game. How he came to this conclusion is unknown. You are welcome to speculate, though.''

''Jason Griffith is Spax's equivalent of the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].''
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'''Larry:''' Yes... also, uhh.. ano- another thing a lot of people have been asking me to te- ask this. Uh, what do you think of the voice actors for Sonic the Hedgehog? [Pause] I mean there's- I must say there's- there's somebody out there on the Internet who's uh, very opposed to, uh, Jason Griffith. Uh, doing the voice of Sonic the Hedgehog. What do you think about that? You bothered with the voice?

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Y- I pretty much like the- uh, original voice they've been going with this whole time. Uhh... changing it, uhh... would be uh, I don't know- I don't know if it- well it depends, I would have to compare the new voice and compare it to the old voice to - um, make an opinion. Although I will say this. In comparison to the animated series, y'know, where they had the- uh, [[Wikipedia:Jaleel White|kid who was Urkel]] originally voicing Sonic the Hedgehog... versus uh... what- who they have for [[Wikipedia:Sonic X|Sonic X]] and the video games... uhh... I'd say- I'd say the newer voi- I'd say the newer guy does it much better.

'''Larry:''' Ah... No. There's uh- There's uh, two guys doi- uh, there was the guy doing it in [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure|''Sonic Adventure'']] and [[Wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|''Sonic Heroes'']], it was a guy called [[Wikipedia:Ryan Drummond|Ryan Drummond]]. And they- uh, they fired him because he couldn't make it to New York. They hired this guy called [[Wikipedia:Jason Griffith|Jason Griffith]], and they uh-

'''Chris:''' [speaking over] Oh, that's too bad.

'''Larry:''' So yes. So yeah, basically, uh, everything you hear now is Jason Griffith, and I was just wondering if you thought- y'know- If you notice any difference?

'''Chris:''' Hmmm. I didn't really notice a difference.

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So you- yeah. So... you reckon that someone made uh- started making... per- petitions to uh, have him fired and that, is a bit over the top?

'''Chris:''' Hmm.

'''Larry:''' I mean, would y- would you say that's going a bit far or...

'''Chris:''' Uhhhmm... yeah, probably. Sounds like it was going a bit far, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Oh that's good. So yes. So th- It's a- It's a guy called, uh, Spax3. Have you ever heard of him?

'''Chris:''' Uhhnn... I'm sorry... uhh... Dax3?

'''Larry:''' SPAX! [Spells it out] S-P-A-X-3 ...

'''Chris:''' Oh! Spax... uhh... no, I've never heard of that one.

'''Larry:''' Ah. Yes, it's a guy, yes. He uhm, he uh... he actually has fantasies about [[Wikipedia:Cream the Rabbit|Cream the Rabbit]] as well, don't know if you know about that.

'''Chris:''' Ohhh...[pause]...oh... huh.[another pause] Uhm, is this- is this like a villain character, this Spax?

'''Larry:''' [Speaking over] No! No, no! He's a- He's a real person. He's a real person. Uh, he- uh, he- uh, doesn't like people saying that. That, he- uh... likes... rabbits. He gets very upset about it. Yeah, he says he has uhh... y'know, there's a big thing on- loads of trolls on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] who want to keep saying that he likes having sex with a rabbit.

'''Chris:''' Huh...

'''Larry:''' He wants to have sex with a six-year old rabbit. So. So, do you- do you find that disgusting at all?

'''Chris:''' Mmm... Well, that's his decision but I personally [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|do not promote bestiality]], as a matter of fact, I'm against it, [[Religion|and the bible is against it]], so uh... I- Y'know uhh... he has his opinions, and he has his rights to his own opinions but personally, I'm against it.

'''Larry:''' Even if they're half-human?

'''Chris:''' [Pause] Uh... even if...?

'''Larry:''' I mean, 'cause they're like, Sonic the Hedgehog, he's- he's sort of half-human, he's not like a proper hedgehog, he's like half-human. He's got two legs and stuff, so.. does that SORT OF count?

'''Chris:''' Uhhmm... uhhh... I don't there is, uhh... any hu- any half-human there... uhh...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I'd still say he's uh... ALL-ANIMAL. I'd still say they're all-animals. They just been given-uh... human form... it's not necessarily making them "half-human".

'''Larry:''' No. So, so- uhhh... So you wouldn't say there's any human in [[Sonichu]] or anything, either then? When he's, uh, completely a [[Hedgehog Pokémon]]. Or there's no, other way 'round it... even though he stands on two legs?

'''Chris:''' [Pause]... yeah.

===Chris-chan Discusses... E3 (2009) Little Big Planet===

''* Note E3 (Electronics Entertainment Expo) is a large trade fair for the video games industry held in LA every year around the end of May/June showcasing the following year's releases.''

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'''Larry:''' Right, so, uh, we're gonna be talking about E3 today, so, uh, what about- Start again from the overall thing, what's your overall opinion of the uh, video games on there this year. What do you think of them?

'''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I like the games, they're very good. I personally interested in the uh, y'know, [[God of War]] 3 and uh, the PSP version of [[Little_Big_Planet|Little Big Planet]].

'''Larry:''' Yeah. Oh, I didn't know that. And what do you- What do you think of the PSP Go, is that something you might be buying, or...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I might buys that for myself, but I would be [[Chris_and_Money|keeping my PSP 2000]] as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, yeah, so-

'''Chris:''' Cause, y'know, I have a bunch of [[Wikipedia:Universal Media Disc|UMD]] games...

'''Larry:''' No, you don't wanna get rid of that just yet.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' You're not being tempted to modify it or anything, so you could play copied games on it, from the hard dr- the Memory Card?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' Oh, That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let me talk about Little Big Planet PSP for a bit

'''Larry:''' Alright.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, ak- as you know, uh, yeah, some features I'd like to see, for the [[PSP]] version. I'd like to have it, uh, where I can sync up with the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|pee-]] with the original [[PS3|PS3]] version, and, uh, copy the, uh, stickers and costumes and objects, that, uh, originated from the PS3 version, as well as the downloadable content...

'''Larry:''' Mm.

'''Chris:''' Cause I'm sure a [[Trolls|lot of us]] would love to be able to play the uh, play in the spaceman suit that we, uh, got, uh, at the, uh, release of Little Big Planet, or even as Kratos or [[Gay|Nariko]]. ''(At this point, Larry tries to get a word in edgewise and fails)'' And uh, an-a-nd also another thing question, I mean uh, whatever happened to the uh, Real Media Molecule... Ibuh the ''Rare'' Mol- Media Molecule shirt that they talked about at the beginning? It never came out!

'''Larry:''' Oh. Have you tried contertactiong them about it? Or anything? Or...

'''Chris:''' ''(licks lips)'' Yeah, I tried tal- I tried contacting them about that, uh, haven't got a response yet.

'''Larry:''' You'd think they'd- You'd think they'd contact you, I mean, they did favorite one of your videos once didn't they, I mean, you are one of their stars, after all.

(licks lips) Okay yeah.

''(cuts)''

'''Chris:''' It's just, y'know, I think, uh, couple of, I think uh, I'd like to address a couple more ''Little Big Planet'' issues.

'''Larry:''' Okay.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, let's see, we talked about linki- linking up with- between the PSP and PS3 versions... With the copying the costumes and the stickers and all that... Mmmm... See, it's like... [[Butt_garments|Expandable]] memory usage, for like, y'know, y'know, people are just gonna [[Autism|continue collecting the objects]] from the custom levels And uh, creating their own levels, but it's like, y'know, you keep on go- you keep on creating and collecting and like, you g- it's not- it's- you collect too much, and then uh, you won't be able to save your profile. Uh, on your, on your, on your hard drive. I'd like to see, like, y'know, like expandable memory, like, y'know uh, it, like, it grows as you collect, the memory?

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, so, yeah, I'd like to see that. And, uh, also, another thing I'd like to see - a soundtrack to uh, music on Little Big Planet, cause it's good music.

'''Larry:''' I think it's all licensed and it'd be pretty hard to-

'''Chris:''' ''(cuts in)'' PRETTY GOOD MUSIC I'D LIKE TO, UH, S-

'''Larry:''' Yeah, a lot of it is licensed, that might be a bit hard.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I liked it. Yeah, especially uh, also the uh... Heh. I mean, like, y'know, I guess, y'know, people probably pirate the uh, one song that put the game in the question that delayed it's release by a week or two. Remember that?

'''Larry:''' Oh. Yeah, it actually got released in Britain with that... My copy had it on.

'''Chris:''' ...Heh.

'''Larry:''' It's actually on the disc- It's actually, the song is actually on the disc, but they released a patch to remove it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah. I've heard about that, yeah.

'''Larry:''' So if you got rid of that patch... If you got rid of that patch you could actually listen to it.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah I know, I've heard- I've heard about that, but... Still, I mean, like, y'know, game soundtrack would be good. Yeah, even, like, y'know, if they released it in the Playstation Store, like they did with soundtrack to, uh, Pixeljunk Monsters.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' And then put that up for sale, yeah, I would, uh, definitely pay, like, ten-twelve bucks to, uh, download those tracks.

'''Larry:''' That much, eh? So yeah. So what would you...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Larry:''' What would you like to have included into Little Big Planet in future. I mean, what sort of, uh, characters and designs and stuff?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I- I mean, like, y'know, I liked what they're doing about the uh- What they talked about at E3, uh, [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|doing Disney characters]]? But I'd like to see... [[Transformers|Transformers]]. Like, y'know, Me- like for y'know, [[Optimus Prime]], [[Zapina|Bumblebee]], [[Julie|Starscream]] and [[Clyde_Cash|Megatron]] or even, like, [[Megan|Soundwave from Generation 1]], that'd be cool.

'''Larry:''' Yes. I AGREE.

'''Chris:''' Make it even, like, y'know,two sets of costumes, y'know, one from Generation 1 and one for the movie.

'''Larry:''' Hm.

'''Chris:''' And a whole buncha stickers!

'''Larry:''' Ah.

'''Chris:''' That- That'd be awesome.

'''Larry:''' Yes, it would be then, yes.

===Chris-chan Discusses... Transformers===
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'''Larry:''' What do you play online at the moment, apart from life? PlayStation home, I mean.

'''Chris:''' Mmm... yeah, yeah probably.

'''Larry:''' Okay. Um. No, I mean what are you into at the moment in online gaming, I mean what sort of games do you play?

'''Chris:''' Um, like online, uh, I like playing Little Big Planet online, uh, among other game titles, I can't remember the names of them. I can't remember the names at the moment.

'''Larry:''' Ok.

'''Chris:''' That's that would be uh, that's a lot for me to think about though, yeah.

'''Larry:''' Ok uh, did you buy Ghostbusters as well?

'''Chris:''' Uh no I didn't get that yet, but yeah but I like what I've seen so far, if they release a demo then I would download that...

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' If I don't buy the game first...

'''Larry:''' So what was the last game you bought?

'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, last game I bought... which one was that [coughs a bit] yeah I bought the new Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen video game, that was pretty good.

'''Larry:''' That's good.

'''Chris:''' Yeah I like and I've seen and I saw the movie last Wednesday and I thought it was awesome. I don't
care what the critics- how the critics put it down... I thought it was a very fun movie and it did have a good story to it and I enjoyed the story.

'''Larry:''' That's good. Yes there's enough-

'''Chris:''' I mean you know, critics will be critics... I mean like you know some of 'em get paid to praise it and some of 'em get paid to haze it, and you know I just think like you know in general I don't care for those who haze it. I mean, I mean like you know, Transformers has been uh ve-, has been uh very good and they have their own history, especially in generation one, you know in generation one they had some humor, and uh, whatnot, in uh, in the characters and in the story, so I'm thinking so I'm feeling like uh the uh movie is very much following that theme and I think I think Michael Bay is doing a good job with that.

'''Larry:''' So yes, Optimus Prime did die in the second one then?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, he died but yeah [clears throat] but they brought him back to life shortly enough with the Matrix of Leadership.

'''Larry:''' Yeah, that's good because you don't want any kids to lock themselves in their rooms for several days, and all that...

'''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, especially like you know in the generation one, they brought him back to life episodes later in the two part episode.

'''Larry:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' [Fake sounding cough] excuse me. I got a frog in my throat! He's using my tonsils for a lily pad!

'''Larry:''' Oh dear! So yes...

'''Chris:''' It's a little joke I picked up from Red Skelton.

'''Larry:''' He is indeed a master of comedy!

'''Chris:''' Yep! Very funny man.

'''Larry:''' Yes.

'''Chris:''' And a good human being as well.

'''Larry:''' Oh, that's good.

 '''[Video Break]'''

'''SAE:''' So yes. What's with that bruise on your head as well, how did you get that?

'''Chris:''' Bruise on my head?

'''Larry:''' Yeah, you got a cut on top of your head there, the other side, the other side, the other side, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Oh, it's just uh, it's just a bug bite.

'''Larry:''' Ah, ok. I thought we had a bit of a ruckus at the wedding or something.

'''Chris:''' No, no, did not have a ruckus at the wedding. It was a nice wedding.

'''Larry:''' Oh I see.

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Adult Swim

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FatFuckFrank: /* Moral Orel */

[[File:Robot_chicken_sonic.jpg|thumb|Chris probably mourned his childhood hero on this ''Robot Chicken'' skit.]]

'''Adult Swim''' is a late-night programming block on the American television channel [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]], catering primarily to adults age 18-34. Due to [[Chris]]'s [[biological clock]], he would stay up late at night and would frequently watch Adult Swim, especially since it catered to two of his chief interests - [[anime]] and [[random-access humor]]. The name of the block doubles as a [[CWC-ism]], meaning pornographic.

He has also downloaded [[Monthly tugboat|$120 worth]] of episodes from various Adult Swim series since fall [[2009]], through the [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network]].

Owing to his love of Adult Swim, in [[2009]] Chris was discovered on the [[Adult Swim posts|Adult Swim message boards]]. He discussed things ranging from ''[[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]]'' to his custom [[My Little Pony|ponies]], but later on, the account was hacked by the dang, dirty [[trolls]].

Given that ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' airs on Cartoon Network in the daytime, it is very likely that Chris has stopped watching Cartoon Network for Adult Swim and if he has to fulfill his ''Family Guy'' obsession, then just uses Hulu Plus instead. However, he shared a video of ''The Amazing World of Gumball''--and called out trolls at the same time, natch--on [[Facebook]] in [[January 2015]], meaning that he most likely still watches the network despite their airing of the blue-armed bandit.

==Harvey Birdman commercial==
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Chris has always been a fan of ''[[wikipedia:Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law|Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law]]'', so in [[2005]], he entered a contest in which the participant had to to make a commercial for the first DVD release of the show. Of course, he felt the need to shoehorn in off-topic references about his [[stress|life issues]], similar to his [[Autism Tutorial|his later videos]].

==Moral Orel==
[[File:Moral Orel prince albert.JPG|thumb|right|[[Un-clit|Foreshadowing]].]]

Of interesting note is the show ''[[Wikipedia:Moral Orel|Moral Orel]]'', which is a claymation series mainly focused at deconstructing [[Chris and religion|fundamentalism]], and the merging of church and state, which is common in the Midwestern United States and Bible Belt. It openly criticizes the blind faith and intolerance of many American Christians, and people like Chris are exactly who they are making fun of.

Chris has stated in the [[Mailbag 35|Mailbag]] that he has watched the show, and said it was "okay". It is likely that all of the jokes and truths go right over his head, even obvious ones such as when Orel
said "I guess lots of things get misinterpreted and lost in translation" while scratching his head with a Bible. The subtlety and sarcasm is lost on the [[autistic]] mind. He probably didn't like the pilot episode which hinted at a [[homosexual]] relationship between two characters.

==King of the Hill==
Chris has imitated the protagonist of the show, Hank Hill, on three occasions,<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref><ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3]]</ref><ref>[[CWCFlyingElephants]]</ref> suggesting he has watched the show. Whether Chris actually understands the sarcasm behind the show, much like ''Moral Orel'', has yet to be seen, albeit more likely that he takes it at face value.

==Other shows==
*''[[Harvey Birdman commercial|Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law]]
*''[[Tom-tom|Lucy: Daughter of the Devil]]
*''[[Futurama]]
*''[[Family Guy]]
*''[[Adult Swim posts#Chris complains about Robot Chicken (February 2005)|Robot Chicken]]
*''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|The Boondocks]]
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]
*''[[Mailbag 44#Business proposal|12 oz. Mouse]]''
*''[[Chris's Big Night Out II#Chris Needs Females|The Oblongs]]''
*''[[Cakefarts|Shin-Chan]]''
*''[[Officer Keino|Home Movies]]''
*''[[CWCville Mayoral Office|Tom Goes to the Mayor]]'' (this is where he stole the idea of having a mayor's office inside [[CWCville Shopping Center|a shopping mall]])
*''[[Random-access humor#Random_Ramblings|The Brak Show]]'' (Posted three lines from an episode in his "[[Random-access humor#Random_ramblings|random ramblings]]")
*''[[Ruckersville, VA|Squidbillies]]'' (this is most likely where he got the name "[[Operation BARBarossa|Fine 'Ol Solution]]")
*''[[Sonichu 3|Space Ghost Coast to Coast]]'' (Not only is one of Zorak's chants [[Things Chris has ripped off|stolen]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] [[Sonichu 3|3]]'', an ad for the CD ''Space Ghost's Surf & Turf'' appears on the [[KCWC broadcast]])
*''Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!'' (unconfirmed, but very likely, as it is made by the same people who did ''Tom Goes to the Mayor'' and is full of random-access humor)
*Assorted [[anime]]

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==See also==
*[[Chris and television]]
*[[Netflix]]

==References==
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[[Category:Television shows]]