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Talk:To Jackie, with Love.MOV

2010-09-18T03:28:56Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

{{Not A Forum}}

== Come to me, or I'll come to you ==

I know it's hard to tell because Chris doesn't know when to make pauses or how to use different inflections when speaking, but I don't think he was giving an ultimatum, i.e. "Either you come to me, '''or I'll come to you!'''" I think it was more "You can come to my house, but if that doesn't work out for you, I could pick you up at your house."

You think I'm being too kind? [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 17:49, 15 September 2010 (PDT)
:Nah, that's about on target. Chris is just a tard so it comes out super creepy. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 18:12, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

== Background Music? ==

>Crash Test Dummies' "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" plays in the background

>Weird Al's "Headline News" is playing in the background

Which one is it? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:13, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
* I presumed it was weird Al, considering Chris knows him, and doesn't know much about music, but upon relistening it's Crash Test Dummies, sorry about that. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 20:28, 17 September 2010 (PDT)

To Jackie, with Love.MOV

2010-09-16T04:23:54Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

{{quote|I love you... Come to me or [[Rape|I will come to you]]!|Chris confirming that he's a stalker.}}

'''To Jackie, with Love.MOV''' is the first of two videos [[Chris]] uploaded on 13 [[September 2010]]. In it, Chris declares his love for [[Jackie]] by showing her a slideshow (which seems to consist of a mix of scanned hand-drawn images and Little Big Planet builds) on his new [[PS3]] while Crash Test Dummies' "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" plays in the background.

Chris spends most of the video [[creepy stare|staring at the camera]]. He shares his vision of what their date will be like, which includes [[Family Guy|going to see a movie]], [[McDonalds|going to a fancy restaurant]], [[University of Virginia|taking a walk in the park]], and returning to his house for some good old [[sex|hanky panky]]. It sounds like an ordinary date (minus the hanky panky), but the way Chris describes it makes it seem like a middle school date, at best. The movie would be a Disney movie, the restaurant would probably be McDonald's, and they would go down the slide and play on the swings at the park. He also mentions that she shouldn't leave him because it would take "well over a month" for him to forget about it and move on to the next [[sweetheart]].

Chris also reveals Jackie's last name, which [[The Wallflower|you'd think he'd have learned not to do.]] Moments later, he tells her: "Come to me, or [[Rape|I'll come to you,]]" which doesn't exactly sound romantic.

[[Chris and camerawork|To no one's surprise]], the lighting conditions in [[Chris's room]] make it all but impossible to see what is going on the screen.

== Video ==
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| name = To Jackie, with Love.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|HkpRvP-XucM}}
| stardate = 13 September 2010
| style = {{crazy|text}}
| subject = {{sex|text}}, {{galpals|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]
| next = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]
}}

== Transcript ==

[''Chris is standing in front of his television, holding a PS3 controller. He is displaying a slideshow on the TV and clicking through images throughout the video, many of them indistinguishable, Weird Al's "Headline News" is playing in the background'']

This is for you, Jacklyn, my [[Sweetheart|sweethearts]]! I want you so bad, you know, I need you. [''displays claw''] [[Speech impediment|You completely- you completely so- you completely s-]] complete me so much. It's all so hard to explain, you get me so excited, you get me energized, [[Bunny Hop|I just wanna... JUMP!]] [''barely jumps, then bounces up and down''] I just wanna jump! I wanna- I- [''throws hands in the air twice''] You get me so excited! Especially when I do things for you that you- that you enjoy, that I helpcha to- I help pu-, uh, put together for you. It's just really awesome.

Besides, as i- as said on [[The Hook Cafe|that website]], we're s--we're so much a match in- in many things. And you know, I could do a lot of fancy things for our first date. Like, you know...[''gestures towards imperceptible drawing on the television''] Yeah, that's the first- that's the drawing right- that's a drawing right there. Hmm. I mean, yeah, sure, got a little... [''holds up controller''] gamey thingy here, but... you know what? It's a good way to project. Especially since I did the drawings firsthand by hand.

Anyway, for our first date, like I said, I would do it fancy but... I'm a [[autism|simple]] kind of guy, you know... li- you know, nice little [[Country Cookin|dinner for two]], maybe a m- maybe a [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|movie]], a walk in [[McIntire Park|the park]], that sort of thing. So my fancy date is just mostly simple, really.

[''gestures towards new indistinguishable image on the screen, then continues to flip through images''] And anyway, little bit more of you. I meet you at your- I meet you up at your place or where we decide to meet up... [''stammers''] and then we head on out for our lovely date. We go- we'n go- catcha- we'n go catcha... we can go catch a movie. Maybe go see a Disney flick... and then make out once we got here [''screen shows one of the few interpretable images; her and Chris kissing. He still draws himself as a blob in a polo shirt'']. Or we could go to an amusement park if there is one, and ride the rollercoaster! ''Psshhhhhewww!'' [''flails hand in the air and makes a stupid face''] Ride the ferris wheel... um, we're together, enjoying it.

And then we go to... [[Golden Corral|restaurant]], uh, depending on whether, uh, what can- what we can or where we would feel like going, would it be fancy, or, uh...[[McDonald's|inexpensive]]. [''gestures towards images on screen, a screenshot from [[LittleBiGPlanet#First_Date_Level|the First Date Level]]''] But this one was fancy, the one I put together for the first date here. Anyway, we just enjoy each other's company, and the food. It can be candlelit... because that is part of the fancy. But we're just gazing into each other's eyes lovingly, there's hearts between us. [''creepy smile'']

And then you just, you just grace me on the way- on our way to the park, where we can enjoy- [''stammers''] we can slide down the slide, I can push you on the swing, or just sit on the grass or whatever, enjoy the moonlight... MAGIC moonlight. Sit by a tree and mmmmake out.

And then when it comes to like- it comes to uh, the [[Third date|apex of our evening]], I can pick you up to our car, the- take you back home! And then if you want to, we can go back in there and really m- and really [[sex|make love]]...[''points and raises arm heroically''] I'll wear protection! Because I [[love]] you and I care about you very much. More than anything. [''suddenly shouting''] I need you! I need you, Jacklyn! I don't ever want you to leave me! I need you! I want you! So much!

[''normal tone resumes''] I don't ever want you to leave me, 'cause if you leave me now, you'd just leave me very sad. It'd be so much heartbreak, I'd be torn- I would be... down for... well over a month. I don't even want to think about it. Don't even wanna think about it.

[''shouting again''] But I love you, Jackie! I LOVE YOU! I love you, Jacklyn Romley! Come to me, [[Chris_and_rape|or I will come to you!]] And we will enjoy- and we will dance the night away... or hang the day away, and see where it goes from there. [''points at nothing'']

You make me jump. You make me jump! [''throws arms in the air and then slaps them to his torso''] I love you so much! [''another torso slap''] Can't stand it. I really can't stand it.

[''pauses for 6 full seconds and stares blankly'']

[[Trolls|Nothing]]'s gonna come between us, sweetheart. It's you and me forever. I love you.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV]]|nextlink=[[XBox is OK.MOV]]}}

{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-06T17:19:09Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

Trying to transcribe...having trouble--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:22, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
- Disregard that I suck cocks, I can't even refresh the page without lagging out.--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)--[[User:Lylelash|Lylelash]] 09:46, 6 September 2010 (PDT)
* I have TRANSCRIBED DIS BITCH. Mostly. Rest easy. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 09:54, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Pfft, Chris is using his DEEP SCARY VOICE OOOOOOO -[[User:CypherFDP|CypherFDP]] 09:47, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==PS3==
I broke the page, sorry, but guess what I found. [[User:Ash link|Ash link]] 10:01, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

==Case?==
Chris said he was keeping the PStripple case as a memento, is that a console or the case on the shelf? Keep in mind, I dont' know anything about Playstation 3 cases. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 10:19, 6 September 2010 (PDT)

Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-06T16:58:15Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

'''Haters gonna hate'' is a movie released on 6 [[September 2010]]. In it, a smug Chris dismisses the various rumors about his life, proclaims that the trolls will never control his life again, and says "Haters Gonna Hate". This video marks the return of the Sonichu medallion after being missing for half the year.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ItIsFinished.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N3KX-1o2WRU}}
| stardate = 6 September 2010
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| shirt = {{OrangeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

''*[[sigh]]*'' September...(counting under his breath) 4..5...sixth! two thousand ten. I am ''not'' dead. ''[dramatic glasses removal]'' I am very much alive, [[Chris and health|healthy and well]]. And I aims to keep it that way. So don't believe any damn rumors from the dang trolls, 'cause they always gotta be falsified. And I'll tell ya something else - [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] [[/cwc/|ain't dug up]]. She's still in the ground. All them trolls are doing between their forums and their lies and their dang rumors they spread is just blowing a bunch of ''smoke''. So, what do you '[[mumbles]'' believe a bunch of smoke? No. Because all there is is smoke is just a bunch of lies. So there. And also, I am going to ignore the trolls and they are not going to bother me anymore. I am regaining control of my life. They have played with me long enough and they're not going to play with me anymore. I'm not going to let them. Now, also I will say another thing ''[starts digging into his pocket, fishing out some sort of string.]'' Haters. ''[Twirls string]'' Gonna hate. Pew. ''[Throws it, turns off camera]''

Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-06T16:39:43Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

A smug Chris dismisses the rumors, and says "Haters Gonna Hate". This video marks the return of the Sonichu medallion.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ItIsFinished.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N3KX-1o2WRU}}
| stardate = 6 September 2010
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| shirt = {{OrangeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[ItIsFinished.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

Haters Gonna Hate.MOV

2010-09-06T16:36:21Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

A smug Chris dismisses the rumors, and says "Haters Gonna Hate". This video marks the return of the Sonichu medallion.

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = ItIsFinished.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|N3KX-1o2WRU}}
| stardate = 6 September 2010
| subject = {{Rumors|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}

| shirt = {{OrangeShirt|text}}
| previous = [[The MovingForward videos]]
| next = Current
}}

Talk:List of OkCupid Answers

2010-05-11T18:32:49Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

First two pages done. My god this shit is boring as hell.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

Finished up to page 11. My brain hurts now. (I'm not sure if this is ongoing or not, but I think all the answers that he has up are on the page now) [[User:Chupacabra|Chupacabra]] 07:17, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:This just in, Chupacabra is superman.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:43, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

The standard/italic/bold format is hard to read. Color coding, like the original pages, would be much better. I've done this [[User:Lurker/Questions|here]]. Anyone disagree? --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 15:53, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:I think that's be a really good idea! You're right, the colour is much easier to read.[[User:Chupacabra|Chupacabra]] 16:01, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

:Some are both underlined and italicized, so it would be better to have red and blue with purple for the combos. Otherwise, it's great.--[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 06:25, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

:Nothing is underlined and italicized, do you mean bold and italicized? That's where Chris' answer is an acceptable answer for his potential match (which is always true except for lesbian question). Until there's some consensus on color, I'll match OkCupid's formatting (green text for acceptable, and underlined for personal answer). Once I have this done, I'll merge it. I'll leave color codes for each off by 1, so they're easily changed with a string replace. --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 08:47, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
::I meant bold and italicized, sorry. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 18:32, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

For someone who says flag burning is worse than book burning, I´m surprised he answered ¨Prison¨ and ´I don´t really care about politics.¨ [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 16:02, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:It's important to understand that while Chris has no opinion on a lot of things that don't interest him, likely a symptom of his autism, Bob sure does. Chris may not think highly of his father, but it won't stop him from parroting Bob's views when he himself has none.--[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 06:01, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:List of OkCupid Answers

2010-05-11T06:25:16Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

First two pages done. My god this shit is boring as hell.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:57, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

Finished up to page 11. My brain hurts now. (I'm not sure if this is ongoing or not, but I think all the answers that he has up are on the page now) [[User:Chupacabra|Chupacabra]] 07:17, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:This just in, Chupacabra is superman.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:43, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

The standard/italic/bold format is hard to read. Color coding, like the original pages, would be much better. I've done this [[User:Lurker/Questions|here]]. Anyone disagree? --[[User:Lurker|Lurker]] 15:53, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:I think that's be a really good idea! You're right, the colour is much easier to read.[[User:Chupacabra|Chupacabra]] 16:01, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:Some are both underlined and italicized, so it would be better to have red and blue with purple for the combos. Otherwise, it's great.--[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 06:25, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

For someone who says flag burning is worse than book burning, I´m surprised he answered ¨Prison¨ and ´I don´t really care about politics.¨ [[User:JamieTyler|JamieTyler]] 16:02, 10 May 2010 (UTC)
:It's important to understand that while Chris has no opinion on a lot of things that don't interest him, likely a symptom of his autism, Bob sure does. Chris may not think highly of his father, but it won't stop him from parroting Bob's views when he himself has none.--[[User:OrsonZedd|OrsonZedd]] 06:01, 11 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:PS3/How the PS3 is Hacked

2010-05-05T18:50:49Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

You bitches, I wish I could make the god damn thing explode. This is the second best thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:15, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

* If Chris finds out about this, your secret plans are ruined! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 05:52, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
** Clyde, have I mentioned that you are my hero? --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 08:35 5 May 2010 (PST)

Damn.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:54, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh Clyde, you cad! -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:56, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Clyde. I want your babies --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:23, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

How was his PS3 bugged? Who bugged it and when? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:27, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
*It was bugged with a super duper secret thingamajig that sends stuff to us. How do you think we got all those leaked videos and whatnot? It's because of the PS3 bug, obviously, DURR. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Fuck, I love that super secrit agent who was in there in those videos. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 05:52, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

:* Yeah, I know the PS3 was bugged. I was just wondering how it got in there. I guess it was probably the FA from those videos earlier, but I'm not sure when he found the time to open Chris's PS3, install the bug, and close it up without getting caught. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 06:14, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Impressive. Most impressive. Clyde, you are indeed a genius. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:45, 21 April 2010 (EST)

My mind is blown by this. While wannabes are making plans involving Trannies and shovels, REAL trolls bug his PS3! Chris is way too naive to figure this one out. Clyde, you are my new hero. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:08, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Jesus Christ, Clyde, do you realize how dangerous this is? If Chris finds the bug and takes it to the cops, they might be able to trace it. This one operation might destroy the trolls once and for all. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 17:29, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
:This happens all the time - no one can be bothered to investigate anymore. If Chris called the police they would just tell him he was wasting their time. There's no trick to debugging this thing - even a total moron could do it. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:09, 22 April 2010 (UTC)
::Although, from what I've heard, the technology can adapt pretty quickly, so once one bug is disabled it's almost impossible to hack the system again. Anyone know the details? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:12, 22 April 2010 (UTC)

I have a question--how do I check to see if someone bugged my PS3? If so, I'd like instructions on how to remove the device.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
* This is a very simple procedure, actually. Simply clip the cables connecting it with a pair of wire cutters (or scissors or a knife if not available) and destroy it immediatly with a hammer. [[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 18:19, 21 April 2010 (UTC)
**Also remember to ensure they know your PSN account name so they can track who is bugging your PS3 & remove any information stored on your PSN account by the bug. I had one on my PS3 once and even after I removed and destroyed it they found a virus on my PSN that relayed information through the internet every time I logged on to the network. --[[User:Thorgnzorrg|Thorgnzorrg]] 04:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh, Hells yeah! You done stepped up the game, that's what you did... [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 19:41, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Ha! Luckily, the Hexbox is far far FAR harder to hack, because [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a1CzNGNdrs it's being watched from inside]. (The video also reveals why this bugging business in PS3 is really hard to pull off. Or maybe not that hard. Hats off.) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 20:21, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

Oh my God...Mr. Cash, does this mean we will never see another file from that PS3? --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 03:59, 23 April 2010 (UTC)

How did you get access to his PS3 in the first place?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 11:19, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

How long has that bug been in place? --[[User:Aldrasio|Aldrasio]] 14:13, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

You know what I think we need next? A tracking bug on his medallion and a hidden camera in his room. [[User:SparklingOrange|SparklingOrange]] 03:46, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
:I fully agree with this proposition. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:55, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
: I don't know if that's a good idea. Just how anxious are you to see Chris play with his duck? [[User:ElRodrigo|ElRodrigo]] 23:28, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

can we bug his phones next?--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 22:10, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

Really? Hack it again? Also, nice job posting what you're going to do on a website. He'll find out. Dumbass, their are other things you can do to troll him besides "bugging" his PS3.

Also, I deleted the page (HA HA). Because this a wiki, not somewhere where people can post about their stupid little petty promblems.

P.S.: I'm not Chris-Chan. I hate him just as much as you guys, and if I was him, I would be doing that stupid caps lock thing he does.

- Captainult

:Pretty useless thing to do since it's a wiki and a simple click can return the page to it's original state. But I give you credit for the effort, it's fun.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:15, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
I hope he doesn't screw up his console if he finds out about the second part otherwise he'll just spend more of our money (any tax payer in the US of course) to buy another one, but there might be more tard rage if he does.--[[User:xxgtasaxx|xxgtasaxx]]

: He's gonna waste our money either way. we might as well make him rage while were at it --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 10:06, 5 May 2010 (EST)
Oh god, if this is all really going to end with what I think it is, Clyde&co really did come up with the most delicious metatrolling possible... by "bugging" it that is. Clyde's amazing, I think I'd want to be that [[No More Jokes|Spiderman]] now.--[[User:Kei|Kei]] 17:18, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

When are we gonna tell him about the "bug" we put in his brain? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 18:50, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T07:42:45Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 07:02, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

You did a better job then I did I half the time couldn't understand him [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]

* He's saying "I did spend a bit of dough on my grill" but stutters before that. Dough means money and grill usually refers to shiny gold tooth caps that the rappers wear, or one's face ("he was all up in my grill"), and not one's gaming console. Also "ride" never refers to a game controller, or a Lego car, no matter what you do to it. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:23, 5 May 2010 (UTC), white guy
** You see Mr Anaconda, you are using logic, not Chris-chan logic.

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T07:18:19Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

'''I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded on 5 may 2010.

Having discovered that a bug is placed in his [[PS3]], Christian proudly shows off what he thinks is the now removed device in an never before seen ill fitting Pokemon shirt. Chris brags about his feat, before proceeding to take out his PS3 Keyboard controller(that has wheels taped on to it) and a Lego car, proclaiming he has "Pimped His Ride". Chris actually removed the [http://www.eeshops.com/ps3-wifi-antenna-tyco-19039281-w400-p-528.html Wi-Fi antenna], being the [[Lie | intelligent young man]] he is.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Pimp My Ride.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rz5xYLpUJxY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 05 May 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Pokémon T-Shirt]]
| previous = [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
Hey yo trolls! You got nothing going on fer ya, because you know what?

[''Chris proudly lifts the Wi-Fi antenna, thinking it is the bug.'']

I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on ma PS3 anymo! You a bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I produced a bit of del on my grill, but you know what? I ain’t that different from y’all! I like to Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!

[''Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a lego car in the other.'']

I'm out, peace!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T07:07:31Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

'''Editing I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded on 5 may 2010.

Having discovered the bug placed in his [[PS3]], Christian proudly shows off the removed device in an never before seen ill fitting pokemon shirt. Chris brags about his feat, before proceeding to take out his PS3 Keyboard controller(that has wheels taped on to it) and a lego car, proclaiming he has "Pimped His Ride".

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Pimp My Ride.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rz5xYLpUJxY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 05 May 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Pokémon T-Shirt]]
| previous = [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
Hey yo trolls! You got nothing going on fer ya, because you know what?

[''Chris proudly lifts the bug'']

I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on ma PS3 anymo! You a bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I produced a bit of del on my grill, but you know what? I ain’t that different from y’all! I like to Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!

[''Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a lego car in the other.'']

I'm out, peace!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User:Fearfulsymmetry

2010-05-05T07:06:23Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

I'm a person that likes No More Heroes, Go Suda51wiki! I transcribed the pimp my ride page at 3 am, despite the fact that I have school in the morning, for reasons still unknown to me.

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T07:03:35Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

'''Editing I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded on 5 may 2010.

Having discovered the bug placed in his [[PS3]], Christian proudly shows off the removed device in an never before seen ill fitting pokemon shirt. Chris brags about his feat, before proceeding to take out his PS3 Keyboard controller(that has wheels taped on to it) and a lego car, proclaiming he has "Pimped His Ride".

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Pimp My Ride.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rz5xYLpUJxY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 05 May 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Pokémon T-Shirt]]
| previous = [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
Hey yo trolls! You got nothing going on fer ya, because you know what?

[''Chris proudly lifts the bug'']

I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on ma PS3 anymo! You a bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I produced a bit of del on my grill, but you know what? I ain’t that different from y’all! I like to Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!

[''Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a lego car in the other.'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|nextlink=Current}}

Hey yo Troll.

You got Nothing going on for you. Cause you know what?
(Holds up what he thinks is the bug.)
"Your wi-fi antenna it gone."
(Sounding like a retard.)
You ain't getting in my PS3 anymore, you a bunch of dumbasses, and yeah I produced a bit of dill on my grill, but you know what? I'm not different from you all because I goinga pimp my ride.

I'm out peace.

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T07:02:42Z

Fearfulsymmetry: Created page with 'Tried to transcribe dis bitch, I have no idea what he says before he say pimp my ride. Feel free to improve on it. Why I'm doing this and not sleeping is quite the mystery. --~~~…'

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T07:00:28Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

'''Editing I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded on 5 may 2010.

Having discovered the bug placed in his [[PS3]], Christian proudly shows off the removed device in an ill fitting pokemon shirt. Chris brags about his feat, before proceeding to take out his PS3 Keyboard controller(that has wheels taped on to it) and a lego cars, proclaiming he has "Pimped His Ride".

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Pimp My Ride.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rz5xYLpUJxY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 05 May 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Pokémon T-Shirt]]
| previous = [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
Hey yo trolls! You got nothing going on fer ya, because you know what?

[''Chris proudly lifts the bug'']

I removed it. The Wi-Fi antenna! It gone! You ain’t getting on ma PS3 anymo! You a bunch of dumbasses! And yeah I produced a bit of del on my grill, but you know what? I ain’t that different from y’all! I like to Pimp Mah Riiiiiiiiidddde!

[''Chris lifts his hands, showing a PS3 keyboard controller with taped on wheels in one, and a lego car in the other.'']

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T06:45:33Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T06:37:16Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

'''Editing I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded on 5 may 2010.

Having discovered the bug placed in his [[PS3]], Christian proudly shows off the removed device in an ill fitting pokemon shirt.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Pimp My Ride.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rz5xYLpUJxY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 05 May 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Autism|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Video games}} PS3
| Shirt = [[Pokémon T-Shirt]]
| previous = [[4232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T06:36:28Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

'''Editing I Pimp My Ride.MOV''' is a video uploaded on 5 may 2010.

Having discovered the bug placed in his [[PS3]], Christian proudly shows off the removed device in an ill fitting pokemon shirt.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Pimp My Ride.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|orz5xYLpUJxY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 05 May 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Autism|text}}
| Performance Style = {{Video games}} PS3
| Shirt = [[Pokémon T-Shirt]]
| previous = [[4232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless]]|nextlink=Current}}

{{Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

I Pimp My Ride.MOV

2010-05-05T06:22:24Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

Talk:Chris and sex

2010-04-01T22:17:12Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

Megatron pistol

2010-03-06T20:36:28Z

Fearfulsymmetry: Just explaining that any gun transformer with a realistic paint job is rare and expensive. I'm a geek.

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:Chris_CWC_angry_Pistol.jpg|thumb|The pistol in "[[CWC is Angry]]", next to what appears to be the [[Fapcup]].]]
[[Image:Mp5-Megatron.PNG|thumb|A proper use of gov'ment money.]]

The '''Megatron pistol''' is one of Chris's many [[relics of fail]]. More widely known as "Generation 1 Megatron," it's a robot from the [[Transformers]] toy line that can transform into a replica of a Walther P38 pistol and fire pellets. The realism of this make-believe "gun" was the source of some controversy back when the toy was originally released in the 1980s.

Because the toy was deemed too dangerous for children, manufacturers removed the ability to shoot pellets from the US version of this toy. Any time a transformer that transforms into a gun is released, the American version is usually given an unrealistic nerf gun type paint job or is never released in America at all. This means Chris either purchased the very rare [http://tfu.info/1984/Decepticon/Megatron/megatron.htm original one], one of it's many reissues, or imported the [http://tfu.info/2007/Destron/MPMegatron/megatron.htm Masterpiece Edition]. Either way, this toy costs well over $100USD and Chris bought it all with his [[tugboat]]. Knowing Chris and his idea of cleanliness, the toy is probably worthless now.

==Use in real life==

Chris uses the Megatron pistol to show his displeasure towards those who get in the way of his personal whims. Most infamously, Chris used it against a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] in a once-forgotten video now known as "[[CWC is Angry]]." The pistol has more recently appeared in the [[War Paint Video]], in which Chris insists that he's a [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] while brandishing what appears to be a World War II-era German pistol.

==Use in the comics==
[[Image:BustACap.jpg|thumb|The pistol in ''Sonichu Special 4''.]]

{{Quote|I know, but you shot him with a real gun in the comic. Like—like… he was my boyfriend, and you shot him! I mean, don't you think that I still care about him a little? That's just weird. I just—I mean, like, I was expecting, like, you know, like, a magical fight, not like… you shooting him.|[[Kacey]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|voicing some discomfort]]}}

[[Sonichu Special 4]] saw the first hand-drawn appearance of Chris's Megatron pistol. In an attempt to rescue Kacey from her [[CChanSonichuCWC|own boyfriend]], Chris drives as fast as he legally can to their house and enters uninvited. Liquid, fearing a home invasion, charges Chris with a knife. Chris sidesteps this attack and then goes on to disarm Liquid, throw him to the ground, and shoot him in both shins, permanently crippling him.

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

User talk:Fearfulsymmetry

2010-02-22T06:07:30Z

Fearfulsymmetry: /* No more heroes is so awesome. */

== No more heroes is so awesome. ==

Fuck yes Gochi Suda!--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:48, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

I just realized how perfectly Wild's desperate struggle for revenge would make a great parody based of NMH2DS --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 06:07, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Crackder

2010-02-22T01:29:43Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

Chris has apparently made an entire class of Transformers that belong to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. Someone should just make a page like "List of PVCC Transformers" or something (I can confirm that Chris has specified these are NOT Decepticons) because fuck if I know anything about Transformers. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 9 August 2009 (CEST)
* W-Wait... if they are evil PVCC-based Transformers, are vehicles and yet NOT Decepticons, then what kind of -Con ARE they?! Only other evil -con races out there is Preda- and Vehi- (from Beast Wars and Beast Machines, respectively), unless Chris is wanting to make his own -con race. ("Pricklycon? Walshcon? Jerkicon?) --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:20, 9 August 2009 (CEST)
** Disregard that. He calls them "Decepti-Clones" --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:22, 9 August 2009 (CEST)

I can only wonder; If one Crackder could take down Chris-Chan, how much villain decay will Crackder go through in episode 20? Minor threat? Thunder bait? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:38, 11 August 2009 (CEST)

That jet looks like it was meant to be one of the Flanker series of Russian fighters.
A Flanker... made out of Play Dough. Good job, genius. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 09:02, 9 November 2009 (CET)

Given the sword, ten bucks says he's based off Armada [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Starscream_%28Armada%29 Starscream]. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 01:22, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Crackder

2010-02-22T01:26:20Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

Chris has apparently made an entire class of Transformers that belong to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. Someone should just make a page like "List of PVCC Transformers" or something (I can confirm that Chris has specified these are NOT Decepticons) because fuck if I know anything about Transformers. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 9 August 2009 (CEST)
* W-Wait... if they are evil PVCC-based Transformers, are vehicles and yet NOT Decepticons, then what kind of -Con ARE they?! Only other evil -con races out there is Preda- and Vehi- (from Beast Wars and Beast Machines, respectively), unless Chris is wanting to make his own -con race. ("Pricklycon? Walshcon? Jerkicon?) --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:20, 9 August 2009 (CEST)
** Disregard that. He calls them "Decepti-Clones" --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:22, 9 August 2009 (CEST)

I can only wonder; If one Crackder could take down Chris-Chan, how much villain decay will Crackder go through in episode 20? Minor threat? Thunder bait? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:38, 11 August 2009 (CEST)

That jet looks like it was meant to be one of the Flanker series of Russian fighters.
A Flanker... made out of Play Dough. Good job, genius. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 09:02, 9 November 2009 (CET)

Given the sword, ten bucks says he's based off Armada [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Starscream_%28Armada%29|Armada Starscream]. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 01:22, 22 February 2010 (UTC)

User:Fearfulsymmetry

2010-02-22T01:25:51Z

Fearfulsymmetry: Created page with 'I'm a person that likes No More Heroes, Go Suda51wiki!'

I'm a person that likes No More Heroes, Go Suda51wiki!

Talk:Crackder

2010-02-22T01:22:46Z

Fearfulsymmetry:

Chris has apparently made an entire class of Transformers that belong to the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens. Someone should just make a page like "List of PVCC Transformers" or something (I can confirm that Chris has specified these are NOT Decepticons) because fuck if I know anything about Transformers. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 9 August 2009 (CEST)
* W-Wait... if they are evil PVCC-based Transformers, are vehicles and yet NOT Decepticons, then what kind of -Con ARE they?! Only other evil -con races out there is Preda- and Vehi- (from Beast Wars and Beast Machines, respectively), unless Chris is wanting to make his own -con race. ("Pricklycon? Walshcon? Jerkicon?) --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:20, 9 August 2009 (CEST)
** Disregard that. He calls them "Decepti-Clones" --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 07:22, 9 August 2009 (CEST)

I can only wonder; If one Crackder could take down Chris-Chan, how much villain decay will Crackder go through in episode 20? Minor threat? Thunder bait? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 22:38, 11 August 2009 (CEST)

That jet looks like it was meant to be one of the Flanker series of Russian fighters.
A Flanker... made out of Play Dough. Good job, genius. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 09:02, 9 November 2009 (CET)

Given the sword, ten bucks says his based off Armada [http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Starscream_%28Armada%29|Armada Starscream]. --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 01:22, 22 February 2010 (UTC)