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Examples of Chris's Ego

2010-09-02T11:41:01Z

Fefnir:

Here's an exhaustive list of '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. The list is so long that it warrants its own page!

==In the Real World==

===At School===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his [[Chris and art|artwork]]. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.

===Public Places===
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the manager, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards. Chris has also attempted to incite harassment of employees of the store (using the very fans he had chastised mere weeks earlier), simply because Michael had refused to remove his ban.
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing in a bizarre attempt to save it, then tried to interrupt the proceedings with a speech about how he didn't want to pay for a YMCA membership when the recognized speaker made the mistake of referring to him. He was no doubt trying to gain sympathy by noting that it would make an ostensible retard sad to build the YMCA. Chris was promptly and thankfully shot down.

===People===
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He then tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''Playstation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house... then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between Autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On 5 December 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, and Chris being a [[virgin with rage]], Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he presents an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and Copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - For the most part, Chris ignored the [[Audiobooks]] that were being made out of his comics. However, when he found out that they were being "sold", Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]]. Threatening to kill her AND [[Clyde Cash|her family]]. He then released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and asked for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, separated by a single dot.
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]- While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the TRUE and HONEST Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of "pot calling the kettle black" in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character "Simonchu" as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her "Simonla". When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but a [[Mailbag 43|recent Mailbag]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonchu would return to Evan's "ECGVille" and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC ("Great Director Chandler") powers.
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art "crappy" several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the "character" that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is "obviously naïve" because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, despite having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this. In a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|recent call]], Chris actually has the balls to tell Alec that there was a price to pay for making him kill off Simonla - Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao's deaths in the comic.
*[[Bob Chandler]] - On 01 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|twittered]] the sad news that Bob Chandler, Chris's father, was hospitalized with a life-threatening heart condition. Instead of asking for prayers (like many [[Chris and religion|Christians]] do) or putting his comic on hold, he whined about the [[stress]] it caused him and talked about the newest dates for release of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu 11]]. The next day, he released [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|videos]]. Neither had any info on or mention of his father or his condition. He didn't even update [[CWCipedia|his website]] or his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]] with the sad news. Here's the sum of all the love and concern Chris expressed for his Dad: One and a half lines of the 11 tweets he sent that afternoon.<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Twitter]</ref>
*[[Fans|His own fans]] - Ever since day one, Chris has treated his fanbase like shit. He insulted one of the few fans he had, shrugs his shoulders and says "Whatever" whenever a fan tells him they were going to leave and then he expects them to come to his aid whenever its necessary. When Chris lost his latest [[gal-pal]] due to troll interference, not only did he attack the trolls, he also attacked his fans, claiming that they have no life of their own and comparing them to Mary Lee Walsh in trying to stop him from finding a sweetheart. Hilariously, Chris thinks that he has over a billion fans. Let's put this into perspective: The internet has close to ''two billion users''. Chris thinks he has half of them.
*[[The Wallflower]] - The Wallflower, Chris's latest [[gal-pal]], has been the source of his most recent heartache and anger. In an article in the CWCipedia, Chris shoves the blame on The Wallflower herself, saying that she should never have had a Facebook page or Fanfiction.net page and that, because she refuses to give ''him'' an apology for this, despite the fact it should be ''him'' to ''her'', she will forever hold the guilt of breaking his heart. In addition, Chris claims that the two of them had been seeing each other up until that time when, in actuality, Chris had been [[friend zone]]d once again.
*[[Trolls]] - One of the things that has enraged even casual Christorians is his smugness towards even his trolls. In Chris's own mind, he has came up with the image that they are actually [[homos|homosexual]] [[niggos|blacks]] who are jealous of his work and are slowly becoming autistic by staying on the computer.

===The Internet===
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]] - Another shining example of Chris's ego in video form: Chris expects, and even '''demands''', respect from everybody, even though Chris has never shown anybody else any kind of respect. Plus, considering all of the things he's done: adding people to his comic so that he can beat them up, [[mass debating]] on camera, discriminating against others because of [[niggos|race]], [[JERKS|gender]], and [[homos|sexual orientation]], spending taxpayer money on [[Kimmi|sex toys]] and [[PS3|video games]], uploading poorly-drawn [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|pictures]] of himself fingering [[Megan]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and then blaming them for her breaking up with him; He's never done anything to warrant the respect of '''anyone'''.
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo da Vinci and Michelangelo Buonarotti]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since free-riding on someone else's talents is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan| Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existence. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of ED and edited out at his convenience.<ref>[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Chris_chan]</ref>
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia is a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[Sonichu Forum|Chris and the Sonichu Forum]] - When Chris discovered a troll site filed with people pretending to be Sonichu fans, he used it to it's maximum possible extent. The notorious [[Mailbag 50]] was made using hand-picked posts from the forum, selected for their copious amounts of ass-kissing. When one troll suggested that Chris [[Sonichu Forum#Chris doesn't own a mirror|wasn't much of a catch IRL]], Chris responded with anger, demanding to know what could possibly make them think that he was anything less than awesome.
*[[CWCki|Chris and the CWCki]] - On 10 March 2010, Chris ended up discovering the CWCki due to the fiasco that lead to his breakup with [[The Wallflower]]. He demanded that all pages concerning him, his family and friends be altered or [[death threats|there would be trouble.]] Noticing the Wallflower's page altered, he took credit for it, not realizing that she had demanded it much earlier and had nothing to do with his earlier rant.
*[[Chris and the Internet|Leaving the Internet]] - No fewer than ''five times'', Chris has boldly claimed that he was "distancing himself from the Internet", that the only way he would be seen would be outside. However, Chris has always returned, anywhere from 36 hours to two weeks after making this bold claim. In a hypocritical sense, Chris hasn't left the Internet - he's left the parts that he doesn't like anymore.
*[[Flipnote Hatena]] - After "distancing himself from the Internet", Chris decided to bide his time on Flipnote Hatena, a website that allows him to post animated creations from the Nintendo DSi program Flipnote Studio. So far, Chris has used it to spread his word over how to deal with trolls by butchering a humorous music video, thinking its creator was thinking the same thing he was, and by creating a set of "tags", listing out a bunch of lies. At the end of [[An Ol' Classic Dream]], he demands that his brainwashed, obedient fanbase give him 5 million stars in exchange for an uncensored version of the already raunchy video. When mods took down his flipnotes, Chris would put them back on, disable comments on his page, then reallow them, posting a flipnote that should be him apologizing for doing so, but talked more about the trolls and his "Internet Rep" than an actual apology.
*[[EXCLUSIVE Manchester High School 2000 Reunion Required NOW|Trollbusters]] - After returning to the Internet, Chris comes up with the idea for a "Trollbusters" group, having made shirts and cars on [[ModNation Racers]]. All of this was done so he can make the Internet safe for himself. Searches through Google, though, reveal that there have been other Trollbuster attempts in the past by other people and, most likely like this one, were doomed to [[fail]].

===Contests===
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] - After [[trolls]] caused Chris to win the contest in a misguided attempt to troll the entire gaming community, Chris vowed to spend his winnings (a $400 USD gift card) with his church. Instead, he barely spent half of it towards the church, taking the rest (approximately over 200 dollars) for himself.

===Other===
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Mumble 4]] - When Clyde asks Chris what kind of job he thinks he's qualified for, Chris says, "If anything, I'm overqualified...[for] every type of job available!"
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses ''professional'' psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|national holiday]]; a "Second Day of Love" for [[Chris and his Ego|no valid reason whatsoever]].
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris believe he can use his current congregation as a personal army.
*[[Copyright|His copyright]] - If there is one thing Chris takes pride in, it's his "official" Sonichu copyright. With this, he feels as if he can actually make his multimedia empire with no one to stop him. When he first got the paperwork, he boasted it not even a day after he lost Kacey to Liquid Chris, more or less telling her she got stuck with a loser. He also attempted to set up a bunch of videos trying to sell Sonichu to other companies. In his second "I'm leaving the Internet FOREVER" video, he uses the copyright again to boast that he has won over the trolls.
* [[Car Pranks|His answering machine]] - When a number of trolls attempted to call Chris over a Craigslist listing of his car, one of the calls got to his answering machine. The recorded message says that his lawyers and a doctor of some sort advises him not to take any interviews due to too much information being leaked, then calls the trolls "trollin' stupid."
* [[100 2178|Greene County School Board]] - In one video, Chris proclaims that the Greene County School Board, who sought to help Chris when he was younger, initiated a massive conspiracy against him in order to keep him in his "autistic shell". This also included paying off a Realtor to keep their house from being sold and paying off Michael Snyder to keep him out of the GAMe PLACe.
*In a [[Media:HelpHaitSonichu.jpg|one-page spread]] designed to spread awareness of the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, Chris drew all the human victims being dwarfed by four and a half foot tall hedgehogs. The human children, sitting beside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|a bunch of furry runts]], are to scale less than a foot tall. Topping it all off was the inclusion of Simonchu in order to spite [[Evan]]. To Chris, it's more important that his (stolen) recolor abominations have more exposure than the people he's trying to help.
*Similarly, the [[:File:Sonichu_Rosechu_Save_McIntire_by_Cwcipedia.jpg|poster]] ostensibly designed to be a protest sign features the aforementioned recolors more prominently than the [[McIntire Park|message]] of the sign.

==In the Comic==

{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Sonichu 5|Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] see Sonichu taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2'') and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self-indulgement fantasies that are described below.

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as [[CWCVille]]. The city's currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as [[CWC Cola]]. The radio station is called "K-CWC"... the hotel is called the "Double CWC" ... even his [[Wikipedia:Hyrule|Hyrule]] ripoff is called "RuleCWC". Basically, everything is named after Chris. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 0]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]].
*'''[[Sonichu 1]]:''' Again, Chris's existence in the comics is very minor, confined to Sub-Episodes and a sudden appearance, mocking how ridiculous a singing and dancing [[Robotnik]] is.
*'''[[Sonichu 2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts; despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, just because she thought Chris being jealous of her was sweet. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essentially tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream when he lost a [[Hannah|one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[Sonichu 4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
*'''[[Sonichu 7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy. On the plus side, that does look a little bit like him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[Sonichu 10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceeds with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egoistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the 4-cent_garbage HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009, (Chris's sense of time is legendary) will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. And then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from "[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]" and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome. Later in the issue, as he issues an apology over what he had done concerning Asperchu, he puts Alec, Mao, Evan and Sean on a mock trial for the murder of Simonla Rosechu, pull evidence out of their asses and get them sentenced to death, two of which Chris participates in!
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling praises about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy. ]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January, 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February, 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]," all Homosexuality and (in a startling display of overkill) [[Megan Schroeder|Asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentines day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday. |[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him (neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday). He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag_Day_in_Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

Interesting to note is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his [[Navy|"blood"]] to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|"damnation"]]. [[Chris and religion|Chris thinks he's Jesus]]. Big surprise.

===The Declaration===
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independence_Day_%28film%29 Independence Day]''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his [[trolls|army of fans]] to celebrate his hubris. And to remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claiming a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him, and says he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

{{clear}}

==References==
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==See Also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Sub-Episodes]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Lists]]

User:Fefnir

2010-05-19T06:25:56Z

Fefnir:

Hello everyone. I'm your friendly neighborhood grammar and spelling Nazi here to help with this wiki. ^.^

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Talk:Sydney Kirsch

2010-05-14T05:56:38Z

Fefnir:

==Article Name?==

What do we think about the current article name? Can anyone think of a better one? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 01:08, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
*I say Sydney Kirsch would be an appropriate name. --[[User:Shearod]] 0:12, 13 May 2010 (CST)
*Champthom mentioned this. He noted that most troll name pages (such as Vanessa) tend to be about the troll, while the other information goes under a saga page. Sydney was far, far too short, private and fail to be a saga IMHO. Yet her personality is very unrelated to Chris and therefore shouldn't be awarded its own page (AKA Matthew Devoria). Sydney can be summed up in a few sentences. Yet, there are phone calls as well as emails, so it's not clear cut. I considered 'Sydney Trolling Effort', 'Sydney Trolling Fail' and a few others. This was the most neutral I could think of. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 07:01, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
:: I'm sorry, but this definitely can't count as a saga. Way to short, and nothing noteworthy came out of it. At best, it's a crank call. It was a noble attempt, but it seems even Chris has gotten tired of his sweetheart search... We either need to bring liquid out of retirement or have Alec raise the stakes by taking control of sonichu. Once they best him, the depression should drive him back into his ill-fated sweetheart search --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 14:19, 13 May 2010 (UTC)
::*I completely agree and said as much. It's not a saga. It's a little more detailed than a prank call, given the leadup, but... Hmm. I'm still inclined to go with it's current name, although it still doesn't seem right to me. Beat is perfect, maybe he can provide a name. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 22:39, 13 May 2010 (UTC)

I agree, Sydney Kirsch is fine. On a side note, Chris mentions he has access to pvcc?
*Well, it could be that or EDF, or somewhere else, but Chris didn't specify which forum he got the info from. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 14 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:HEXBox

2010-05-06T01:09:05Z

Fefnir: /* A minor thing, but... */ new section

==To do==
*<strike>photoshop Xbox logo to read "Hex Bawx"</strike>
*references to Hex Bawx in video and comics
:Added the appearance from Sonichu 8. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:51, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
*the lack of logic behind Chris's hatred of it
**Find Chris's PS3 transactions thing that shows he's spent like, a grand on PS3 related stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:57, 17 March 2009 (CET)
***Somebody please save, and add/annotate these to the CWCiki. They are currently linked on the PVCC from CLYDE (with LUV). [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:51, 14 May 2009 (CEST)

'Spergin Side Note: Christian actually used the correct spelling case for the '''Wii''' in his ALL CAPS Trophy message. Does ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' on Xbox 360 make Chris shit himself? Hell, he probably shits himself seeing Sonic in Nintendo games. HIS HOME-MADE NINTENDO POWER DREAM COME TRUE~. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 07:51, 14 May 2009 (CEST)
*This is probably why he puts so much credence in his dreams, notably his Love Quest. It's possible if there was never a Sonic game on Nintendo, he might be less psychotic about his love quest. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:33, 14 May 2009 (CEST)

I distinctly remember that he had his original Xbox visible among his clutter in one of the videos, perhaps even many of them. I can't find it. Which was it? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:15, 8 November 2009 (CET)

==Did he own an Xbox?==
Whether or not his Saturn has been mistaken for an Xbox, he did almost certainly own one at some point. If you check out his list of [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he sold or tried to sell several Xbox games. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 22:02, 26 November 2009 (CET)
:Ah, didn't see that. I'll add that to the article. --[[User:APBoy|APBoy]] 22:04, 26 November 2009 (CET)

=="Makes you do a 360° and walk away"==

That isn't CWC failing at "basic geometry" but rather a reference to a nonsensical meme, which was later reiterated through an animated gif of Sega Genesis Michael Jackson approaching an Xbox 360, turning a full circle, and moonwalking away. If Chris got it from this, I think it's an example of one of the few times he has actually understood internet culture beyond his own creations.
:He wasn't failing at basic geometry when he made the joke, but when he failed at finding half of 360 degrees, which is 180 degrees. He said 130 and 120 degrees before giving up. That was him failing at basic geometry. Also, both "jokes" were ideas he stole from an IRC chat so he fails at even the most common and fundamental of internet memes. [[User:Sakanz|sakanz]] 09:13, 24 December 2009 (CET)

==PS3==

If the reason why he hates the 360 is indeed cause you have to pay for online, then we should see some interesting development now that Sony made plans to add a subscription fee to PSN akin to the gold and silver accounts in a 360. I don't think this should be mentioned just yet, atleast until Sony formally announces it, but yeah, just throwing this out there. [[User:Dave|Dave]]

==Teh Vidya==
What was the video game Chris pirates in page 53 of issue 10? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 23:11, 26 January 2010 (UTC)
* Most people think it's "Don't Be Nervous Talking 2 Girls" [http://news.vgchartz.com/news.php?id=6182]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:14, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

==Why Chris hates the HEX-BOX==
"Chris hates [the XBox] for no real reason other than not wanting to pay for online gaming."
Seriously? I mean, ''seriously''? Is this really the only reason Chris hates it? Has Chris ever said anything about this?

He whines about it in mailbag 5. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:56, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

Well he is a hateful, hateful man.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 14:16, 26 March 2010 (UTC)

== A minor thing, but... ==

[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!]] Props to whoever made that reference to The Lord of the Flies. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 01:09, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Category:Guro

2010-04-30T06:08:24Z

Fefnir:

Collection of guro (shorthand for grotesque, though that's rather redundant when you consider what we're dealing with) fanart of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]] (and closely-related subjects) from PVCC and /_cwc/ sent to Christian as part of an email raid in early August. Chris raged about this in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|Captain's Log Entry,]] where he compared himself to [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin,]] Homer Simpson, [[Duck|Dick]] Van [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Dyke]], and [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]].

In a completely typical and unsurprising display of hypocrisy, Chris has previously included a large amount of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|"erotic" "art"]] in his [[Sonichu 8|own comics,]] going so far as to [[Chris_and_art#Rule_34_.28tracing.29_gallery.29|trace porn]] of [[Amy Rose]] and [[Family Guy|Megan Griffin,]] both of which are [[Pedofork|underage.]] He also cut and pasted large amounts of anime porn he found on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] directly into his comic. At various points, Sonichu expresses approval of Sonic/Amy porn. Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned the shit]] out of his Sonichu comics so his badly-proportioned Sonic recolors can turn 18 and fuck without committing statutory rape in the state of [[Virginia is for Virgins|Virginia]].

And let's not forget [[Zapina Rosechu]], who appears in the comic out of nowhere and is introduced as a 14-year-old character no one can fuck or photograph nude because of the "dumb laws" concerning sex with young teenage girls. Yeah.

[[Category:Fan art]]

Christian Weston Chandler (disambiguation)

2010-04-30T04:04:40Z

Fefnir:

{{Disambiguation}}

* For our autistic hero, see '''[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'''.
* For Chris's fictionalized version of himself from the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], see '''[[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)]].'''
* For Chris's electric hedgehog alter ego, see '''[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'''.
* For the time Chris temporarily gained weight and became stupid(er), see '''[[Sammy]]'''.
* For the "brown-striped impostor", see '''[[Liquid Chris]]'''.
* For the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page Chris "Revised", see '''[[Chris chan (CWCipedia)]]'''.
* For Chris's fail user page on the [[CWCki]], see '''[[User:GodofThunderGodofWar]]'''.
* For Chris's God Complex, in full force, see '''[[Colossal Chan]]'''.
* For the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forum sub-board centered around Chris, see '''[[Chris-chan (forum)]]'''.

Jerkop

2010-04-12T23:47:39Z

Fefnir: /* Police? */

[[Image:146-Jerkop.jpg|thumb|A REAL AMERICAN HERO]]
A '''Jerkop''' is either a mall security guard or an "evil" policeman. The word itself is a portmanteau of "[[JERKS|Jerk]]" and "Cop".

In the comics, Jerkops are agents of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. They are not seen much outside of the [[Sub-Episodes]].

==Appearance==
[[Image:Jerkops2004.jpg|thumb|left|Jerkops in a [[2004]] short]]

Jerkops are depicted as even more simplified than the other background characters in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Their legs are often held tightly together, as if they move via tiny wheels on the undersides of their feet. They have plain, curved, vase-like white bodies, and appear to be robotic, possibly being mass-produced.

According to the [[CWCipedia]], there are three types of jerkops. The basic ones are the usual white-shirted ones, mostly seen in the comics. A higher-up level version are ones donning red uniforms. The final level are the brown-uniformed ones, who are either [[Jerkhief]]s or a Jerkop Daitenzen, such as [[Bagget]].

==Police?==
[[Image:ECP_00025.jpg|thumb|Fuck da police!]]
{{quote|And so, I urge you the citizens of CWCville to remember, with the police, only black and blue are true; all other colors are VICE!|Chris displays his irrational hatred for the Vice Squad, ''[[Sonichu 5]]'', page 28}}

While a common misconception is that [[Chris]] is essentially delivering a verbose "Fuck the Police", he clarifies in ''[[Sonichu 5]]'' that [[Niggos|brown]] is wrong, and the standard blue and black are [[Fail|TRUE AND HONEST]]. Ergo, while he loathes mall security for preventing him from [[Attraction Sign|soliciting]], the cops that have real guns and beat black people on the side of the road are A-OK. Just like with [[homosexuality]], Chris decided to vilify those that dare see differently from him.

You'd think that Chris would recall that ''before'', he said that '''all''' cops were good as long as they were wearing blue and black. However, because [[Bagget|Marcus Baggett]], a real police officer, arrested Chris (for completely legitimate reasons), he is suddenly not a TRUE and HONEST police officer. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay if they wear blue and black and don't try to arrest him for breaking the law. So let's guess that he doesn't take kindly to state troopers, county sheriffs and park rangers, who usually are associated wearing brown but have equal police power to those who wear blue and black. Also, British, Australian and Canadian police uniforms usually consist of a kevlar vest and a white shirt much like that of the mallcops who beat Chris. So, if you're a cop wearing white, don't fight, shoot Chris on sight!

Of note, police in [[CWCville]] are probably extremely inept. Not once have they appeared in the fight against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] or the Jerkops, with the exception of ''Sonichu 5'' (where Chris orders them away almost instantly). More than likely, the TRUE police probably don't give a shit about CWC's vendetta, and are hanging with [[Yawning Squirtle]] somewhere.

==Equipment==

{{quote|MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS|[[Jerkhief]], on his appetizer at [[Country Cookin]]}}

Jerkops, in order to cockblock everyone, are equipped with faux badges, evidently made of crackers, [[Semen|glitter glue]], and treebark. What purpose these serve is unknown, as [[Chris|no one]] would be so [[Autistic|retarded]] to fall for such a shoddy disguise.
[[Image:Freudiangun.jpg|right|thumb|A pistol cleverly disguised as a [[penis|duck]].]]
In terms of weaponry, most Jerkops carry an out-of-date breadstick, aka "a nightstick," pulled from nowhere, and one was carrying handcuffs in ''[[Sonichu 4]]''. The [[Jerkhief]] carries a [[Fail|metallic slingshot]], aka "a handgun," and sometimes wears a metal suit. The most heavily armed Jerkop is the [[W-M-Manajerk]], utilizing a [[Anime|giant shell of robotic armor]] along with a golden axe.

==Weaknesses==
[[Image:Cwckicktothenads.JPG|center|thumb|300px|This is how Chris deals with people who tell him to GTFO]]
As demonstrated above, the best way to reduce those who get in the way of you violating the law to a quivering pile of jelly is [[CWC Fighter|a good kick]] in the balls, or as Chris calls it, the "Sourdough region". The lowest levels of Jerkops require only a single kick to this region, while higher-level Jerkops such as the [[Jerkhief]] may require as many as five kicks, because the fat absorbs the impact.

==Creation of a Jerkop==

According to the CWCipedia, Jerkops are normal men and women who ended up attending [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Yram]]'s school, known as "Prowldent Virginia Community College", unknowingly. Upon entering the school for the first day, they are infected with "brainwashing powder" that affect them unconsciously. They can live normal lives, but once Slaweel has need for them, she'll activate the brainwashing to send them out to help cockblock Chris.

In [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"|earlier documentation]], Chris made clear that the Jerkop brainwashing only worked on "[[slow-in-the-minds]]" and others of [[Christian Weston Chandler|lesser intelligence]]. It wasn't until ''[[Sonichu 9]]'' where any mention was made of the idea of un-brainwashing the Jerkops, and even then Chris makes clear that his Electric Hedgehogs have managed to actually [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|''kill'']] several of the completely innocent retards in their fights.

Whatever the previous method of un-brainwashing the Jerkops that Sonichu and company manage not to outright murder, it becomes a moot point in [[Sonichu 10]], when [[Ultra Sonichu]] uses his [[GodJesus|Nigh Omnipotence]] to just cure all jerkops everywhere forever.

==Appearances in comic==
*[[Sonichu_0#Sub-Episode_1:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Jerkop-tastropie.22|Sonichu 0 Sub-Episode 1:Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-Tastrophe"]]
*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_6:_.22Christian_Chandler.27s_Backyard_Safari.22|Sonichu 4 Sub Episode 6: Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari]]
*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_7:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target.22|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 7: Off-Target]]
*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_8:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target_part_2.22|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 8: Off-Target part 2]]

==Notable Jerkops==
*[[Jerkhief]]
*[[Bagget]]
*[[Punislav]]
*[[Officer Keino]]
*[[Officer Nasty]]

==See also==
{{Fan art|chris=Jerkops|linkname=Jerkops}}
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Janekops|Janekops]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category: Villains]]

Jerkop

2010-04-12T23:45:37Z

Fefnir: /* Police? */

[[Image:146-Jerkop.jpg|thumb|A REAL AMERICAN HERO]]
A '''Jerkop''' is either a mall security guard or an "evil" policeman. The word itself is a portmanteau of "[[JERKS|Jerk]]" and "Cop".

In the comics, Jerkops are agents of [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. They are not seen much outside of the [[Sub-Episodes]].

==Appearance==
[[Image:Jerkops2004.jpg|thumb|left|Jerkops in a [[2004]] short]]

Jerkops are depicted as even more simplified than the other background characters in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]]. Their legs are often held tightly together, as if they move via tiny wheels on the undersides of their feet. They have plain, curved, vase-like white bodies, and appear to be robotic, possibly being mass-produced.

According to the [[CWCipedia]], there are three types of jerkops. The basic ones are the usual white-shirted ones, mostly seen in the comics. A higher-up level version are ones donning red uniforms. The final level are the brown-uniformed ones, who are either [[Jerkhief]]s or a Jerkop Daitenzen, such as [[Bagget]].

==Police?==
[[Image:ECP_00025.jpg|thumb|Fuck da police!]]
{{quote|And so, I urge you the citizens of CWCville to remember, with the police, only black and blue are true; all other colors are VICE!|Chris displays his irrational hatred for the Vice Squad, ''[[Sonichu 5]]'', page 28}}

While a common misconception is that [[Chris]] is essentially delivering a verbose "Fuck the Police", he clarifies in ''[[Sonichu 5]]'' that [[Niggos|brown]] is wrong, and the standard blue and black are [[Fail|TRUE AND HONEST]]. Ergo, while he loathes mall security for preventing him from [[Attraction Sign|soliciting]], the cops that have real guns and beat black people on the side of the road are A-OK. Just like with [[homosexuality]], Chris decided to vilify those that dare see differently from him.

You'd think that Chris would recall that ''before'', he said that ALL cops were good as long as they were wearing blue and black. However, because [[Bagget|Marcus Baggett]], a real police officer, arrested Chris (for completely legitimate reasons), he is suddenly not a TRUE and HONEST police officer. So, according to Chris, cops are only okay if they wear blue and black and don't try to arrest him for breaking the law. So let's guess that he doesn't take kindly to state troopers, county sheriffs and park rangers, who usually are associated wearing brown but have equal police power to those who wear blue and black. Also, British, Australian and Canadian police uniforms usually consist of a kevlar vest and a white shirt much like that of the mallcops who beat Chris. So, if you're a cop wearing white, don't fight, shoot Chris on sight!

Of note, police in [[CWCville]] are probably extremely inept. Not once have they appeared in the fight against [[Mary Lee Walsh]] or the Jerkops, with the exception of ''Sonichu 5'' (where Chris orders them away almost instantly). More than likely, the TRUE police probably don't give a shit about CWC's vendetta, and are hanging with [[Yawning Squirtle]] somewhere.

==Equipment==

{{quote|MY WOODEN BADGE WAS DELICIOUS|[[Jerkhief]], on his appetizer at [[Country Cookin]]}}

Jerkops, in order to cockblock everyone, are equipped with faux badges, evidently made of crackers, [[Semen|glitter glue]], and treebark. What purpose these serve is unknown, as [[Chris|no one]] would be so [[Autistic|retarded]] to fall for such a shoddy disguise.
[[Image:Freudiangun.jpg|right|thumb|A pistol cleverly disguised as a [[penis|duck]].]]
In terms of weaponry, most Jerkops carry an out-of-date breadstick, aka "a nightstick," pulled from nowhere, and one was carrying handcuffs in ''[[Sonichu 4]]''. The [[Jerkhief]] carries a [[Fail|metallic slingshot]], aka "a handgun," and sometimes wears a metal suit. The most heavily armed Jerkop is the [[W-M-Manajerk]], utilizing a [[Anime|giant shell of robotic armor]] along with a golden axe.

==Weaknesses==
[[Image:Cwckicktothenads.JPG|center|thumb|300px|This is how Chris deals with people who tell him to GTFO]]
As demonstrated above, the best way to reduce those who get in the way of you violating the law to a quivering pile of jelly is [[CWC Fighter|a good kick]] in the balls, or as Chris calls it, the "Sourdough region". The lowest levels of Jerkops require only a single kick to this region, while higher-level Jerkops such as the [[Jerkhief]] may require as many as five kicks, because the fat absorbs the impact.

==Creation of a Jerkop==

According to the CWCipedia, Jerkops are normal men and women who ended up attending [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel Yram]]'s school, known as "Prowldent Virginia Community College", unknowingly. Upon entering the school for the first day, they are infected with "brainwashing powder" that affect them unconsciously. They can live normal lives, but once Slaweel has need for them, she'll activate the brainwashing to send them out to help cockblock Chris.

In [[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 6: "Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari"|earlier documentation]], Chris made clear that the Jerkop brainwashing only worked on "[[slow-in-the-minds]]" and others of [[Christian Weston Chandler|lesser intelligence]]. It wasn't until ''[[Sonichu 9]]'' where any mention was made of the idea of un-brainwashing the Jerkops, and even then Chris makes clear that his Electric Hedgehogs have managed to actually [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|''kill'']] several of the completely innocent retards in their fights.

Whatever the previous method of un-brainwashing the Jerkops that Sonichu and company manage not to outright murder, it becomes a moot point in [[Sonichu 10]], when [[Ultra Sonichu]] uses his [[GodJesus|Nigh Omnipotence]] to just cure all jerkops everywhere forever.

==Appearances in comic==
*[[Sonichu_0#Sub-Episode_1:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Jerkop-tastropie.22|Sonichu 0 Sub-Episode 1:Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-Tastrophe"]]
*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_6:_.22Christian_Chandler.27s_Backyard_Safari.22|Sonichu 4 Sub Episode 6: Christian Chandler's Backyard Safari]]
*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_7:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target.22|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 7: Off-Target]]
*[[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_8:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22Off-Target_part_2.22|Sonichu 4 Sub-Episode 8: Off-Target part 2]]

==Notable Jerkops==
*[[Jerkhief]]
*[[Bagget]]
*[[Punislav]]
*[[Officer Keino]]
*[[Officer Nasty]]

==See also==
{{Fan art|chris=Jerkops|linkname=Jerkops}}
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Janekops|Janekops]]
*[[Manajerks]]
*[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]
*[[Chris and the Law]]

{{Sonichu}}
[[Category: Villains]]

Chris and race

2010-03-19T06:34:27Z

Fefnir: /* Nope, no improved race relations */

[[Image:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris approves as he attends a [[Gay4Sonichu|Klansmen 4 Sonichu]] meetup]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]]'s '''racist tendencies''' can be traced at least partially to his southern heritage, but certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes, opting to make up a bunch of bullshit off the top of his head.

==African Americans==
[[Image:Nodarkies.JPG|thumb|Chris said he liked this pic.]]
{{main|Niggos}}

Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional. His racism comes from several sources: [[Bob Chandler|his father]], his isolated formative years, television, and his complete ignorance of everything that isn't him. Black people, in particular, are a common target for his xenophobia, hence the word "niggo".

==Asians==
In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy]] as a kung-fu master with slanty eyes. While in a mailbag, he was called out on this and retorts by denying that he's Asian.
Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung-fu to Japan, when in actuality it came from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same as shown in [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]].

In his real life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and mentioned receiving a graduation gift from Reverend Shin of Chesterfield County's Korean congregation in the [[church audio]].

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

[[Image:ChingChong.jpg|thumb|The only known image of "Ching Chong".]]
==='''Ching Chong'''===
In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]], Chris present us [[Chris and remorse|sincere apologies]] for having scared a small Chinese girl that [[Ivy]] tutored in art. The child, known only as '''Ching Chong''' is now traumatized due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own [[semen|"Navy"]] while innocently browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris never made a follow-up on the girl and never asked why her name was a known racial slur towards ethnic Asian communities. In the [[Wedding Comic]], Ching Chong is seen [[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|as a flower girl]].

==Middle Eastern==
Chris's now defunct livejournal blog is significant in that it is one of the only times he's ever tried discussing political and social issues, but of course, fails miserably. One notable post of his has him accusing Barack Obama of being a known arab who "hangs out with terrorist." Further, he states Barack Obama's religious beliefs (implying Islam) are incompatible with the presidency, goes on to suggest he may run for president soon (despite not being old enough) and ends it by saying people who aren't aren't American couldn't possibly understand democracy, because they are ruled by dictators and kings.<ref>http://cwcsonichu.livejournal.com/3897.html</ref>

In another stunning post where he fails to understand absentee balloting, poverty in the third world and for whatever reason tries to muster civil responsibility in his readers, despite lacking it himself he says: "You should vote because of all of the troops who are overseas who don't have the opportunity to vote. Remember, if you don't vote, they're fighting in vein, and you might as well start learning arabic now because that's where the country is headed if we don't vote." <ref>http://cwcsonichu.livejournal.com/3620.html</ref>

When confronted about this from an Iranian troll, Chris said that he does not "think Middle Eastern people are terrorists however if they hang out with other Middle Eastern people they will then be considered terrorists," thus giving more insight to Chris's back-assward and racist reasoning caused by his autism.

==Native Americans==
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really.]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of native are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "Cherokeeian" heritage with Sonichu lore. He depicts Cherokee characters in his work as white and wearing gold armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The actions and spirituality of the Native Americans in his comic have almost no resemblance to any actual people that ever existed.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize "[[My Little Pony]]" dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous Cheroki-Chan, a Native American pony. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary-Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

In a shocking display of ignorance, Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. Instead, it served to illustrate his outrageous insensitivity and callowness.

==Jews==
{{main|Christmas}}

In [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]], Chris describes how Jews living in [[CWCville]] celebrate Hannukah. On December 12 members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" Menorah candelabrum has 7 candles in it, while the traditional Menorah used on Hanukkah IRL has 9) instead of Christmas Trees, with dreidels lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in the RL Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. E.g., when Sonichu's daughter Cerah Rosey baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. Because Jews surely love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift!

The interesting moment is that there actually is a tradition of eating specially baked foods on Hanukkah, and vanilla is one of the allowed ingredients used in making them. Not that Chris knows anything about this, mind you.

==Hispanics==
[[Image:332-Espanolic.jpg|thumb|left|Espanolic, the Spanish Pokémon]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on [[Ricardo Weston Chandler|the]] [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Spanish]] [[CWC's Pokésite 2|language]], Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized sombrero, and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "Spanish Fly", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create a similar Pokémon named Ludicolo.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women.

It may also be notable that often times, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for peoples from continental Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries previously controlled by Spain.

==Parental influence==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|right|Bob telling Chris the Barack Obama joke.]]

Given that his father [[Bob Chandler]] grew up in the southern United States before the civil rights movement, it is very easy to assume that Bob harbors racist beliefs and has passed at least some of them on to Chris. It is possible Bob also disliked that Chris's high school basketball team had only three white players and the two [[Wikipedia:waterboy|waterboys]] were both white. This line of reasoning was cemented in 2008 when Chris began referring to his father saying that, if elected president, [[Barack Obama]] would "paint the White House black."

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of cultures besides southern white Christians can also be traced to the television he watches. The typical Adult Swim cartoon includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor. Chris takes [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|''The Boondocks'']]' satire of black stereotypes at face value. He also portrays nearly every person of African descent that appears in Sonichu with bald heads and either [[wikipedia:Golliwogg|round, bulging eyes]] or glasses that resemble such. Finally, he does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

His exposure to anime fuels his misguided views on East Asians. Asians, in his views, [[Excel Saga|excel at]] [[random-access humor]] and [[Punchy|martial arts]].

Chris, despite claiming Cherokee ancestry, doesn't seem to know what a Native American even looks like, as he portrays the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as an overtly European person wearing Greco-Roman garb. He also tramples all over their actual rituals and culture simply to implement the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] into his comic.

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP_00024.jpg|thumb|Chris is a '''wiggo'''.]]

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville [[Fail|"they can even vote"]], but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. However, he does genuinely like two black people: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

Also, Chris has probably never been told that the voice of [[Sonic]] in the animated series that he loves so much was Jaleel White (AKA Steve Urkel), a black man. If someone told him this, he would probably deny it. However, given that Chris managed to get [[LittleBigPlanet|respect]] for [[Homos|Stephen Fry]]...

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. (In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]] he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" except the ones being black because he's "Old Fashioned".)

Realistically, Chris is not considered a white supremacist type of racist but more of a xenophobic one. In other words, he's afraid of ethnic groups he's not familiar with. Like most things in his life, [[Chris and reality|Chris has no real knowledge and bases everything off what he's seen on TV]]. Chris' perception of minorities is only what the TV shows him, since encountering them in real life is something that rarely occurs.

===Improved race relations?===
[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her tits.]]

An image leaked on 26 [[September 2009]] showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log of 10 October 2009]], Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is "Half And Half" (mixed ancestry). This proves to us that, even if he's ready to touch the [[china|genitals]] of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.]]

It seems that the futility of his [[love quest]] has lead Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for [[Sarah Jackson]]), and red heads (as he did with [[Ivy]]).

===Nope, no improved race relations===
[[Image:Chrishunwessonkramer.jpg|thumb|"Fitty years ago you'da been hung from a damn dirty tree!"]]

This just in: Chris is a bigot. If anyone had any misconceptions that Chris was anything short of the most horrible person on earth, he ended Sonichu Day by calling Tito the N-word "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]", and in the [[Surfshack Tito Emails]], making him an official racist. Repercussions of this event are yet to be seen.

==Minority characters in Sonichu==
*[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Kevin]] (Jewish, good)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (Native American, lawful good)
*[[B-Manajerk]] (black, evil)
*[[Barack Obama]] (very black)
*[[Blake]] (black, evil turned good)
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good)
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil)
*[[Punchy]] (Chinese-Japanese, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [will turn good])
*[[Turdijerk]] (unclear, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black, TRUE and HONEST policemen)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker)
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, never seen)

==References==
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{{Chris and}}
[[Category: Chris-chan]]

Examples of Chris's Ego

2010-03-16T06:20:09Z

Fefnir: /* The Internet */

Here's an exhaustive list of '''Examples of Chris's Ego''' in the real world and in the Sonichu Comic. The list is so long that it warrants its own page!

==In the Real World==

===At School===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his very sub-par work. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.

===Public Places===
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the owner, [[Michael Snyder]]. After many antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half-assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards.
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing trying to save it, then tried to speak, only to be shot down.

===People===
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He, then, tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He also insisted that he was under much more emotional pain than she was. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''Playstation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house… then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when any of the letters mention the similarities between Autism and Aspergers, he tosses them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On December 5, 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, and Chris being a [[virgin with rage]], Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he presents an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and Copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]] due to the [[Audiobooks]] she made out of his comic. He released his own [[Official Videobooks]], which he believed to be better than Vivian's. These consisted of holding up the TRUE and ORIGINAL pages up to a camera and waving the page around as he stumbled through the dialogue, made childish sound effects, and failed to explain what was actually going on. He excused himself a month later and ask for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, separated by a single dot.
*[[Jimmy Hill]], [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]]- While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the TRUE and HONEST Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him. When Alec Benson Leary's Asperchu began to be more popular than Sonichu, Chris decided to pull a number of things, including a moment of "pot calling the kettle black" in which he decries Asperchu as crappy because it was computer drawn.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Evan]] - When Evan created the character "Simonchu" as a joke, Chris took it, turned it into a girl and renamed her "Simonla". When Evan got tired of Chris using the monstrosity, he demanded that he kill her. Chris has refused many times but a [[Mailbag 43|recent Mailbag]] took the cake: he told Evan, in detail, how his Simonchu would try to take back Simonla, how Wild Sonichu would defend and defeat Simonchu and Simonchu would return to Evan's "ECGVille" and say that she didn't want to come back, all under Chris's GDC ("Great Director Chandler")'s powers.
*[[Shigeru Miyamoto]] - Chris was convinced that Miyamoto, who is a world-famous video game designer and creator of beloved and legendary icons like Mario and Zelda, would not only be honored to meet him, but in fact even ''more'' honored to meet Chris than Chris would be to meet him. Then, even after having his game proposal rejected by Miyamoto, Chris still remained convinced that Miyamoto was only "holding out on [him]" and would surely accept his offer in the near future.
*[[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] - Chris loves to hold some form of superiority over people he doesn't like, and the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|calls Alec made]] to Chris are great examples. Chris calls Alec's art "crappy" several times, his reasoning being that it is drawn with a tablet, and doesn't have the "character" that his own pencil-and-paper methods apparently convey. He also tells Alec he is "obviously naïve" because he ''doesn't'' believe that cartoon and comic book characters have real feelings and hasn't been deceived countless times by trolls, and implies that he thinks Alec is pathetic in a rather snide tone of voice, despite having no real reasons to back this up. Despite Alec actually being genial to him during the first few calls, Chris attempts to insult and demean him anyway, and acts like a child being scorned when Alec inevitably becomes angered by this. In a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|recent call]], Chris actually has the balls to tell Alec that there was a price to pay for making him kill off Simonla - Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao's deaths in the comic.
*[[Bob Chandler]] - On 01 [[March 2010]], Chris [[Twitter|twittered]] the sad news that Bob Chandler, Chris's father, was hospitalized with a life-threatening heart condition. Instead of asking for prayers (like many [[Chris and religion|Christians]] do) or putting his comic on hold, he whined about the [[stress]] it caused him and talked about the newest dates for release of [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu 11]]. The next day, he released [[02 March 2010|two]] [[Surfshack Tito|videos]]. Neither had any info on or mention of his father or his condition. He didn't even update [[CWCipedia|his website]] or his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]] with the sad news. Here's the sum of all the love and concern Chris expressed for his Dad: One and a half lines of the 11 tweets he sent that afternoon.<ref>[http://twitter.com/CWCSonichu Chris's Twitter]</ref>
*[[Fans|His own fans]] - Ever since day one, Chris has treated his fanbase like shit. He insulted one of the few fans he had, shrugs his shoulders and says "Whatever" whenever a fan tells him they were going to leave and then he expects them to come to his aid whenever its necessary. When Chris lost his latest [[gal-pal]] due to troll interference, not only does he attack the trolls, he also attacks his fans, claiming that they have no life of their own and comparing them to Mary Lee Walsh in trying to stop him from finding a sweetheart.

===The Internet===
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]] - Another shining example of Chris's ego in video form: Chris expects, and even '''demands''', respect from everybody, even though Chris has never shown anybody else any kind of respect. Plus, considering all of the things he's done: adding people to his comic so that he can beat them up, [[mass debating]] on camera, discriminating against others because of [[niggos|race]], [[JERKS|gender]], and [[homos|sexual orientation]], spending taxpayer money on [[Kimmi|sex toys]] and [[PS3|video games]], uploading poorly-drawn [[ShecameforCWC.jpg|pictures]] of himself fingerbanging [[Megan]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], and then blaming them for her breaking up with him; He's never done anything to warrant the respect of '''anyone'''.
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo DaVinci and Michelangelo]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since [[Chandler Family Tree|free-riding on someone else's talents]] is nothing new for Chris, he saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan| Cherokee fellow]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existence. Said article turned into a circus whereby [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of [[ED]] and edited out at his convenience<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan]</ref>.
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite the fact that this kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all of the Sysop's efforts. In fact, CWCipedia is a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[CWCki|Chris and the CWCki]] - On 10 March 2010, Chris ended up discovering the CWCki due to the fiasco that lead to his breakup with [[The Wallflower]]. He demanded that all pages concerning him, his family and friends be altered or [[death threats|there would be trouble.]] Noticing the Wallflower's page altered, he took credit for it, not realizing that she had demanded it much earlier and had nothing to do with his earlier rant.

===Contests===
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[Pixelated PS3|Robot Chicken's ''What Would You Do For A PS3'' Contest]] - Chris, when talking about how far he would go to get a PS3, admitted he would ''throw away the cure for autism'' for it.

===Other===
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Clyde, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Mumble 4]] - When Clyde asks Chris what kind of job he thinks he's qualified for, Chris says, "If anything, I'm overqualified...[for] every type of job available!"
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses professional psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a [[Examples of Chris's Ego#Christian Love Day|national holiday]]; a "Second Day of Love" for [[Chris and his Ego|no valid reason whatsoever]].
*[[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|His Church]] - In a recent [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|call to arms against Asperchu]], Chris believe he can use his current congregation as a personal army.

==In the Comic==

{{quote|I did an AWESOME FUCKIN' JOB|Chris}}

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] sees ''Sonichu'' taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. The main story arc of [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]] is the resurgence of Chris and his elimination of every enemy he has so far. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2''). and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self indulging fantasies that are described below:

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as CWCVille. The city's major currency is C-Quarters, W-Quarters and C-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as CWC Cola. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 1]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]].
*'''[[Sonichu 2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, [[Fail|just because she thought Chris <s>being jealous of her</s> was sweet]]. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essentially tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream [[Hannah|when he lost a one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into <s>a furfag</s> [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
*'''[[Sonichu 4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
*'''[[Sonichu 7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister Rita. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[Sonichu 10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceed with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for <s>autism</s> homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egoistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the [[4-cent_garbage]] HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009, (Chris's sense of time is [[fail|legendary]]) will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really. And then Chris immediately manages to top this when his God complex manifests itself in the form of [[Collosal Chan]] and [[Ultra Sonichu]]. Both are portrayed as blatantly messianic figures, especially Ultra Sonichu who works like Chris's version of Jesus who saves [[Asperchu]] characters from "[[Liquid Chris|The False God In Brown Strips]]" and Aspergers by granting them the forgiveness of Chris, which can only be received by praying to him. Chris later denied that he tried to set himself up as God, but at the same time he more than insinuated that he is just as awesome. Later in the issue, as he issue an apology over what he had done concerning Asperchu, he puts Alec, Mao, Evan and Sean on a mock trial for the murder of Simonla Rosechu, pull evidence out of their asses and get them sentenced to death, two of which Chris participates in!
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling [[lies|praises]] about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

==Christian Love Day==

[[Image:Love-Day.jpg|thumb|250px|[[Magi-Chan]] describes Failmas, and expresses his severe disappointment with a startling lack of accuracy. ]]
'''Christian Love Day''' is a proposed holiday mused upon by Chris in the CWC blog entry of 7 January, 2010. It made an appearance in [[Sonichu 10]] on the same day. As described in the events of the comics, on 24 February, 2009 [[Magi-Chan]] completed his mission of distributing Chris's Gay Vaccine to the world. "[[Chris and religion|Thanks to the blood of Christian Weston Chandler]]," all Homosexuality and (in a startling display of overkill) [[Megan Schroeder|Asexuality]] are eradicated. Chris uses this as an excuse for a second Valentines day late in the month. Presumably, the day will be celebrated with unabashed, BUT STRAIGHT, monkey sex.

===Significance===

{{quote|Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday. |[[Chris]], in his [[CWC Blog]] for 7 January, 2010}}

Chris bases the holiday not only on his horrifically misguided and disturbing Gay Holocaust, but grants it full significance for being his birthday. Chris actually believes a milestone date in his amateur webcomic should be celebrated worldwide, because he "feels" like it should, especially since it "feels" like a holiday to him (neglecting that everyone tends to view their own birthday as a holiday). He attempts to mask this fact with ill-researched hear-say. The "forgettable" holiday occurring on the 24th is [[Wikipedia:Flag_Day_in_Mexico|Mexican Flag Day]], celebrated at most with a flag ceremony in elementary schools and maybe a short lecture on the history of the Mexican flag. This is notable for being both a minor, yet momentous holiday, doubly defeating Chris's point. On a historical note, it was the same day the [[Wikipedia:February_24#Events|Nazi Party]] was founded, way back in 1920.

[[Chris and Religion|Interesting to note]] is the celebration of a "man"(child) giving his [[Navy|"blood"]] to "save" the population of the [[CWCville|Earth]] from [[Homosexuality|"damnation"]]. [[Chris and his Ego|Chris is a narcissist]]. Big surprise.

===The Declaration===
[[File:Christian Love Day Declaration.jpg|thumb|250px|True and Original Declaration of the Christian Love Day]]
{{quote|Good morning. In less than an hour, Sonichu fans from here will join others from around the world as you will be witnessing the largest personal change in the history of mankind. Mankind...that word should have new meaning for us all today. We cannot be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it is fate that today is Metsico's flllag day. And we will once again be saluting an image of our freedom. Not just from trolling, loneliness, or persecution, but also from heartbreak. We are fighting for our right to love, to be honest, and when the sun sets today, the twenty-fourth of February will no longer be known as only a Metsican holiday, but as today the Sonichu fans declared what wuv was. We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive, to celebr--today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!|Chris, totally not [[Things Chris has ripped off|ripping off]] the movie ''Independence Day''}}

Chris is so engrossed by the idea that he went as far as [[Christian Love Day (video)|making a video]] for the occasion, asking his [[trolls|army of fans]] to celebrate his hubris. And to remove any doubt about the issue, he [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|admitted to Alec Benson Leary]] that he does indeed believe he is important enough to have his birthday celebrated across the country. On the other side, he denies ever writing the declaration, claim a [[Troll|friend]] did it for him and that he saw the movie ''Independence Day'' only once.

{{clear}}

==References==
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==See Also==
*[[Chris and his Ego]]
*[[Sub-Episodes]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Pocket knife

2010-03-14T19:05:55Z

Fefnir: /* See Also */

[[Image:Chrisslitsthroat.jpg|How Chris wishes he could use the knife...|thumb|left]]
[[Image:Selfstab.jpg|How Chris will use the knife in real life|thumb|right]]
This pocket knife, given to him by the powers that be, is Chris's newest weapon to use as a means of threatening people.

Spoiler alert: It doesn't work.

== Use of knife ==
In [[Don't Mess With Me]], after Chris gets imaginary [[Clyde]] in a headlock, he takes out <strike>a knife</strike> his hand and then takes out his pocket knife. After fiddling with it for a good three seconds, he manages to get the blade out. He then uses it to slit Clyde's imaginary throat.

In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], he brings it out again and after fiddling with it for a good '''seven''' seconds, he manages to take out the blade and use it to threaten Tito.

Chris believes this knife is the cure to all his troll problems as he claimed that "he is armed" in his threat to this very CWCki. Obviously, Chris is overestimating the power of the blade and his competence with it were he to actually use it in a fight, as the mere act of opening it would give even the slowest opponent ample time to kick him in the [[duck]].

== Spotted in ==
*[[Don't Mess With Me]]
*[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]
{{Clear}}
==See Also==

* [[Fangs]]: Chris's previous weapon used to menace trolls.
* [[Megatron Pistol]]: Chris's other previous weapon used to menace trolls.
{{Relics of Fail}}
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]

Asperchu

2010-02-04T15:34:09Z

Fefnir: /* Chris on Asperchu */

{{Ongoing}}
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were disenfranchised followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred.

Recently Chris has been [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|outright deleting]], or [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence. Given what just happened to the CWCipedia's mainpage (and the [[Mailbag 38|increasing]] [[Mailbag 39|amount]] of fanmail from people disenchanted with Sonichu [[Sonichu 10|for many reasons]] deciding to stop following Sonichu and start following Asperchu) it shouldn't be long before Chris is driven to make even more enraged public screeds.

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), [[Chris]] made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. [[Fail|He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name Ian Brandon Anderson, nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.]]

Since the Asperchu saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky pictures". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that Sonichu is supposed to be a ''kid's comic''. As for the "low resolution and blocky pictures", the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking Mona Lisa. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals.]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|series]] [[12 January 2010|of]] [[14 January 2010|increasingly]] [[15 January 2010|disturbing]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|videos]] where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's Response to the Video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[youtube]] videos.

Recently the large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

===The 19 January Demands===

On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded 12 new pages of [[Sonichu 10]], which are centred mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic saviour]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'' and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him Mitch Sonichu.|Chris's featured quote on 19 January 2010}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==

In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a video]] Chris has finally admitted that Asperchu is not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and is instead a completely original character. He also apologizes for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responds to fanmail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologizes for trying to comandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though tactfully avoids mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeds to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|Cwcipedia ads]], which have becoming increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

==See also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's youtube channel]

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Asperchu

2010-02-02T06:39:31Z

Fefnir:

{{Ongoing}}
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were disenfranchised followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred.

Recently Chris has been [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|outright deleting]], or [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence. Given what just happened to the CWCipedia's mainpage (and the [[Mailbag 38|increasing]] [[Mailbag 39|amount]] of fanmail from people disenchanted with Sonichu [[Sonichu 10|for many reasons]] deciding to stop following Sonichu and start following Asperchu) it shouldn't be long before Chris is driven to make even more enraged public screeds.

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), [[Chris]] made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. [[Fail|He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name Ian Brandon Anderson, nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.]]

Since the Asperchu saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky pictures". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that Sonichu is supposed to be a ''kid's comic''. As for the "low resolution and blocky pictures", the artwork is done through a art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking Mona Lisa. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals.]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|series]] [[12 January 2010|of]] [[14 January 2010|increasingly]] [[15 January 2010|disturbing]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|videos]] where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's Response to the Video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[youtube]] videos.

Recently the large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

===The 19 January Demands===

On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded 12 new pages of [[Sonichu 10]], which are centred mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic saviour]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'' and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him Mitch Sonichu.|Chris's featured quote on 19 January 2010}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==See also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's youtube channel]

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Talk:Chris and art

2010-01-30T21:23:34Z

Fefnir: /* Chris knows his art is childish. Sort of. */

== To do ==
* ED had, somewhere or sometime or somehow, copies of the drawings that Chris traced to produce the Rosechu "self-centerfolds". Please add them - good examples of exactly how he traces poses and stuff.
** I would but I'm not saving that shit to this computer...here are the pictures anyway if there's someone less squeamish who is willing to do it. [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced3.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced4.jpg] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Chrischantraced5.jpg] --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:28, 7 October 2009 (CEST)
== ... ==

Something tells me that Chris never gives a jack about using the basic shapes. Has he ever picked up a how-to-draw book in his life?
:Methinks he either hasn't, or that the most advanced he ever had were along the lines of "How to Draw Sonic the Hedgehog." I've heard the style described as "colored-in outlines," common among rank amateurs. Rather than blocking out anatomy, they just draw a rough outline of what the character is shaped like, creating a gruesome mess. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 22:44, 10 September 2009 (CEST)

Finally, a new analysis page I can get into! I added a bit about how it appears he does no practice or sketching. I actually think that's the main reason his drawings are so terrible. He DOES show some improvement over time, which indicates the capacity for it... but he's so lazy that he won't put in the effort to make use of it. <strike>Nearly anyone</strike> Everyone who can draw worth a damn has a hundred hideous sketches for every good drawing (Trust me, as a drawfag and former psuedo-art-student, I know all too well.). As Chuck Jones said, everyone's got a hundred thousand bad drawings in 'em. Chris is just too lazy to get them out. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 02:38, 4 October 2009 (CEST)

==First Known Drawing==

That picture of Sonic was from when he was FIFTEEN?! Holy ''shit''! I thought that was EARLIER THAN THAT! That looks like an 9-10 year old drew that! Not that his artwork has improved that much, but JESUS! --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 19:00, 22 September 2009 (CEST)
*I'm guessing it's a joke, but you'd be surprised... --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:22, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
:*Just thought of something - Sonic didn't come out until 1991. This means Chris must have been at least 9 when he made that. Still shitty art for a 9 year old. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:28, 8 October 2009 (CEST)
::* Eh, if it were drawn when he was nine, it's not that bad. If it were indeed drawn when he was 15, then holy crap. - [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:06, 25 October 2009 (CET)
I'd like to see a source on that- not that I think it's impossible, but just to be sure. He was definitely at least nine, though, since that's when Sonic first came out. [[User:Pugs Malone|Pugs Malone]] 19:46, 22 September 2009 (CEST)

== Comic writing ==

Here's something I've been thinking lately: I could go on and on about Chris as a comic writer and the various corners he has painted himself into, but I don't think this page is the appropriate place for that, because it mostly covers his visual gaffes. Should we split this into something like "Chris and writing"? I know we have [[Chris and English]], but that's more for deep-level language, word use and semantic analysis rather than exploring Chris's writing on higher level. Also, such writing page could cover Chris's failures in his other literary achievements. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:29, 2 December 2009 (CET)
* Yeah, I think a "Chris and Writing" section would really work in this case. --[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 17:24, 2 December 2009 (CET)

== Chris knows his art is childish. Sort of. ==

Chris has been insisting in his personalized Mailbag 50 that he knows his art is childish because he is "trying to push the envelope on the standards of quality" and that he's trying to envoke "childish innocence" and bullshit like that. Where would the best section be to talk about this? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 21:23, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and art

2010-01-30T21:23:05Z

Fefnir: /* Chris knows his art is childish. Sort of. */ new section

Talk:29 January 2010

2010-01-30T21:08:10Z

Fefnir: /* New Shirt? */

Transcribing that bitch [[User:Rabid Mudkip|Rabid Mudkip]] 17:42, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

=="I have not seen shrinkage"==
lol o rly? -[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 18:01, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
* I wonder what directions the ads will go in now? Mailbag 50 sees a major return to the homophobia lulz. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 18:18, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== Hairline ==

Chris' receding hairline is looking worse than ever in this video. {{unsigned|Namehere}}
:He'll probably lose all the hair on the top of his head by the start of 2011. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:42, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== New Shirt? ==

Did he get a new one? I haven't seen this one before. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 21:05, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:29 January 2010

2010-01-30T21:07:08Z

Fefnir: /* New Shirt? */

Transcribing that bitch [[User:Rabid Mudkip|Rabid Mudkip]] 17:42, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

=="I have not seen shrinkage"==
lol o rly? -[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 18:01, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
* I wonder what directions the ads will go in now? Mailbag 50 sees a major return to the homophobia lulz. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 18:18, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== Hairline ==

Chris' receding hairline is looking worse than ever in this video. {{unsigned|Namehere}}
:He'll probably lose all the hair on the top of his head by the start of 2011. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:42, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== New Shirt? ==

Did he get a new one, or has this one appeared before? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 21:05, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:29 January 2010

2010-01-30T21:05:22Z

Fefnir: /* New Shirt? */ new section

Transcribing that bitch [[User:Rabid Mudkip|Rabid Mudkip]] 17:42, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

=="I have not seen shrinkage"==
lol o rly? -[[User:ShotgunJones|ShotgunJones]] 18:01, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
* I wonder what directions the ads will go in now? Mailbag 50 sees a major return to the homophobia lulz. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 18:18, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== Hairline ==

Chris' receding hairline is looking worse than ever in this video. {{unsigned|Namehere}}
:He'll probably lose all the hair on the top of his head by the start of 2011. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:42, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== New Shirt? ==

Did he get a new one, or is the lighting just terrible? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 21:05, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

Ultra Sonichu

2010-01-26T07:14:18Z

Fefnir: /* Powers */

[[Image:219-UltraSchuPose.jpg|thumb|Ultra Sonichu, aka Down's Syndrome Sonichu]]

{{quote|After absorbing the power of the 7 Chaos Emeralds, Sonichu transforms into his Super-Form where he is invincible beyond compare. He can fly sky-high and has the most powerful Lightining Attacks.|[[:Image:215-ACUltSchuBck.jpg|Ultra Sonichu ''Animal Crossing'' card]]}}

'''Ultra Sonichu''' is the final form of [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] that Chris has hyped before the comic even began. [[Sonichu]] evolves into this stage after being united with the seven [[Sonichu Balls]]; he then becomes invincible beyond compare and gains the ability to fly sky high. After years of promises, he finally appears in [[Sonichu 10]].

Another of Chris's blatant rip-offs, it is a copy of [[Sonic the Hedgehog|"Super Sonic"]]. Super Sonic is the result of Sonic collecting all 7 [[Chaos Emeralds]], which itself is a rip-off of the Super Saiyan transformation from ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]''. Even though Super Sonic is a rip-off, it actually attempts to hide it, and has decent artwork as well. It should also be noted that Ultra Sonichu is basically a recolor of Chris's very first failure [[Bionic]], minus the recolor.

==Powers==
Sonichu 10 has shown that Ultra Sonichu has a plethora of super powers. Besides being able to fly, like Super Sonic, he also has Messianic powers, as well. He is shown using his presence to revive [[Zelina Rosechu]] from her eternal slumber (and apparently to accidentally free [[Clawdorf]] in the process), and he uses a power called "Chaotic Remedy" which <s>stole any real personality</s> cured Asperchu and his versions of Sonichu and friends from all their maladies.

So far there doesn't seem to be any specific time limit on Sonichu's ability to remain in his Ultra form, unlike Sonic's Super form the concept was stolen from, where his only weakness is the fact that his form eventually runs out.

==Evolution confusion==
Ultra Sonichu evolves from Sonichu. [[Metonic]] also evolves from Sonichu. It has already been shown in the comic that Sonichu will eventually evolve into [[Metonic]], <s>so technically Sonichu will never be able to evolve into Ultra Sonichu.</s> [[Sonichu 10|He found a way.]]

==Star Sign confusion==
After evolution, Ultra Sonichu's star sign changes from Pisces to Aries. How this is possible is still a mystery. A theory is that [[Blake]] is the one to actually assume this form, since he is an Aries, much like Ultra Sonichu, and is supposed to have all the abilities Sonichu possesses. That would be an interesting plot twist to give Blake the role as the actual hero; however, considering Chris's writing ability, this is probably just a coincidence.

==Gallery==
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{{Sonichu}}

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[[Category:Imaginary Family Members]]

McDonald's

2010-01-26T03:15:25Z

Fefnir:

{{quote|I don't go to McDonald's often, maybe 2 or 3 times a week.|Chris}}

[[Image:B-Manajerk.jpg|thumb|A typical visit to McDonald's]]

'''McDonald's''' is [[CWC|Chris's]] food of choice. Chris's ideal first [[dating|date]] would take place here. His favorite items are Chicken Nuggets and the $1 sweet tea.

Chris met the real life [[B-Manajerk]] in a Wal-Mart McDonald's.

Based on reports from [[Ivy]] in [[Mumble]] on 28 March [[2009]], Chris's preference for McDonald's is symbolic of his conflict with [[Bob Chandler|his dad]], who prefers Burger King.

Chris has been stuffing his fat fucking face full of this shit since the Monopoly 2009 promotion started. He claimed to not care about it in a video, only to create more accounts later. He currently has entered 65 codes from purchased goods. [[Jack]] is not pleased.

Interesting to note is that McDonald's has been a longtime supporter of [[homos|Gays and Gay Pride Parades]]. So, Chris has been unintentionally supporting homosexuality everytime he eats there.
==Conflict with Kacey==
During Chris's abortive attempt to win over [[Kacey]] as his [[sweetheart]], he made a feeble effort to clean up his act as far as exercise, eating right, and so forth. One of Kacey's particular demands was that Chris quit eating fast food, an expectation that he almost entirely failed to live up to. During his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey and her father]], he claimed to have cut down to one McDonald's trip per week at best, and even that was most likely a lie.

Since Kacey's marriage to [[Liquid Chris]] in mid-November 2009, the McNuggets have almost certainly resumed their steady march down Chris's bottomless gullet.

==In the comics==
* There is a McDonald's in the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
* [[Sub-Episodes]] [[Sub-Episode_4#Sub-Episode_4:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack.22|4]] and [[Sonichu_4#Sub-Episode_5:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22McAttack_part_2.22|5]] take place in "the city of M-C-Dville, of the region of [[Mal-Wart]]."
* A McDonald's ripoff, CWCee Dees (pronounced like "Mickey Dee's") appears in [[Sonichu 9]], where it seems to be a popular place to go on a date.
* [[Punchy]] took [[Layla]] to McDonald's on their first date.

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{{Places}}
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HEXBox

2010-01-22T02:46:33Z

Fefnir: /* The hatred */

[[Image:Hexbox.PNG|center|300px]]

[[Image:LegoHexBawxController.jpg|thumb|What a CWC lego Hex Bawx controller would look like if Chris: 1. Liked Xboxes 2. Had any sort of [[autistic|artistic]] talent.]]

[[Hex Bawx]] is a [[CWC-ism]] for the Xbox 360 game console, which [[Chris]] hates for no real reason other than not wanting to pay for online gaming.

Chris has stated that if his video game [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title, but NEVER ON XBOX.

Judging from his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], Chris may have owned an original Xbox at one point, making his hatred of the Hex Bawx extremely [[Chris and hypocrisy|Hypocritical]].

==The hatred==
{{incomplete}}
In an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from 02 January 2009, Chris expands upon his Hex Bawx hatred:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
 12:18 <vivitheg> Why, the Xbox 360 has a lot of games that are on the [[PS3]] too
 12:18 <ChrisChanSonichu> because the Live is costly.
 12:18 <vivitheg> It's only 50 dollars a year
 12:19 <vivitheg> that's very cheap compared to the ps3
 12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> and I'm already a subscriber between PS3 and Wii, which are FREE.
 12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> PSN is Free; Nintendo Wi-Fi is Free.
 12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> [[Random-access humor|Skadoosh]].
</div>

While [[Chris humps his PS3|making sweet love to his one and only love]], Chris failed to tell what he ''really'' feels about the Hex-Box (and also failed some rather basic geometry, but that was perfectly understandable in the, ahem, heat of the moment):

: ''"I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Xbox! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around—[[fail|makes you do a 360° and walk away]]. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor roll|whatever the half of 360° is]]. Damn damn damn damn damn! damn damn damn damn damn! [...] I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350–360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn damn damn damn."''

He was asked about this in his Mailbag, and he answered pretty much the same as all of the other responses.

{{quote|I never cared for the HEXBox, and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT. The Wii and Playstation Networks are FREE, ONLY costing you if you BUY the Downloadable Games. When Microsoft FINALLY get that costly detail LONG-GONE, I MAY reconsider. But in the meantime, I rest my case.|Chris, [[Mailbag 5#Chris hates the HexBawks|being completely irrational]].}}

Actually, you can get a free version of Xbox Live, known as Xbox Silver, that lets you download demos and addons without subscribing. You can also upgrade your account to the Gold version, which costs little under fifty dollars a year if you pay for a year instead of one month at a time. Considering Chris's [[monthly tugboat|monthly allowance]], this price is little to nothing. Chris has already accrued thousands of dollars of debt through his many other video game-related purchases; this obviously raises the question of why a relatively small payment of $50/year is out of Chris's reach, especially with the weekly discounts that are available to Gold members. Furthermore,it is a well-known fact that Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, is a philanthropist and donates to government programs, [[monthly tugboat|thus putting more money right back into Chris's pocket.]]

Furthermore, it's not like Chris is actually active in the online multiplayer world of PS3; The most he does is play [[LittleBigPlanet]] while the rest of his games collect dust on the shelf.

Chris also spent over $50 on individual issues and subscription of [[Wikipedia:Qore (PlayStation Network)|Qore]], a video magazine whose subscribers get early access to PSN content, not entirely unlike Live Gold. (Incidentally, Inside Xbox team also publishes videos, which are available trough Xbox Live for ''free'', and are also published on official YouTube channels - that's right, you don't need to even own Xbox 360 to view them!) He's also likely unaware that PSN is coming up with a paid subscription service similar to XBox Live's pay model for what Sony calls "premium content and services."<ref>http://www.destructoid.com/psn-plans-premium-subscriptions-online-play-remains-free-155553.phtml</ref> Chris may need to go out and buy more [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs to dirty and crap]] when that happens. Chris is too preoccupied with the "console wars" mindset and believes that PS3 ''will'' win the console war.

==In the comics==
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!]][[Image:TrophyUnlocked.jpg|thumb|right|Trophy informing reader they can now play their "PLAYSTATION 3 OR NINTENDO Wii IN PEACE".]]
[[Image:Jason's_Hexbox.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]] controlling his evil empire from the luxurious comfort of his Hex-Box.]]
The HEX-BOX 360 is featured during the [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|''elevator gag'']] portion of Sonichu issue 8.
Sonichu and Rosechu are greeted by a depiction of an axe cutting through this despised console while traveling past the 70th floor of the [[4-cent_garbage]] building. The 71st floor displays a Playstation Trophy award for ''killing that HEX-BOX''. Why the 4-cent_garbage building would devote an entire floor to one HEX-BOX with an axe in it is never addressed.
[[Image:CWConHEXBAWX.jpg|thumb|right|O RLY?]]

Christian draws a '''red''' LED around the HEX-BOX's power button. He was either aware of the red lights on the Xbox 360, or is simply using this color to represent a force of evil. Chris may have been aware of the publicized [[wikipedia:Xbox 360 technical problems|Red Ring of Death]]; earlier Xbox 360 models frequently died with RRoD due to Microsoft's cost cutting in various parts of the manufacturing, and the problems still haven't entirely been eliminated in the new models either. Normally, all four quadrants being illuminated on an Xbox 360 would indicate a disconnected, or damaged, AV cable.

In [[Sonichu 10]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is shown surveying his evil realm using an Xbox 360 and the controller, which he appears to hold upside down (undoubtedly a symbol of his evil tendencies, or perhaps Chris is just clueless). In that same issue, Chris portrays [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] as the owner of a Xbox 360, though as an actual computer hard drive. Chris, as Collosal Chan, enters the Xbox, ''deletes fucking everything'' about Asperpedia, then destroys the Xbox.

Chris also has no idea what a real Xbox 360 is supposed to look like. Most notably, he thinks the console is tinier than a Wii (as everyone who has ever owned an Xbox 360 knows, XBOX IS HUEG and you need a forklift to move this fucker around) and he also places the power button on the top end of the console rather than the bottom end (incidentally, Wii also has power button on top and eject button on bottom, exactly the opposite of Xbox 360). He also appears to think that it has 4 unprotected USB sockets directly under the disc tray (like those in the [[PS3]]), as his portrayal of Alec's console shows.

The Microsoft Corporation is not addressed in the comics either directly, or via pseudonym.

==Sauces==

<references />

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

HEXBox

2010-01-22T02:39:36Z

Fefnir: /* In the comics */

[[Image:Hexbox.PNG|center|300px]]

[[Image:LegoHexBawxController.jpg|thumb|What a CWC lego Hex Bawx controller would look like if Chris: 1. Liked Xboxes 2. Had any sort of [[autistic|artistic]] talent.]]

[[Hex Bawx]] is a [[CWC-ism]] for the Xbox 360 game console, which [[Chris]] hates for no real reason other than not wanting to pay for online gaming.

Chris has stated that if his video game [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]] ever gets made, he wants it to become a multi-console title, but NEVER ON XBOX.

Judging from his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], Chris may have owned an original Xbox at one point, making his hatred of the Hex Bawx extremely [[Chris and hypocrisy|Hypocritical]].

==The hatred==
{{incomplete}}
In an [[IRC (02 January 2009)|IRC chat]] from 02 January 2009, Chris expands upon his Hex Bawx hatred:

<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
 12:18 <vivitheg> Why, the Xbox 360 has a lot of games that are on the [[PS3]] too
 12:18 <ChrisChanSonichu> because the Live is costly.
 12:18 <vivitheg> It's only 50 dollars a year
 12:19 <vivitheg> that's very cheap compared to the ps3
 12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> and I'm already a subscriber between PS3 and Wii, which are FREE.
 12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> PSN is Free; Nintendo Wi-Fi is Free.
 12:19 <ChrisChanSonichu> [[Random-access humor|Skadoosh]].
</div>

While [[Chris humps his PS3|making sweet love to his one and only love]], Chris failed to tell what he ''really'' feels about the Hex-Box (and also failed some rather basic geometry, but that was perfectly understandable in the, ahem, heat of the moment):

: ''"I love PlayStation! I love PlayStation! Kill the Xbox! New reason why they call it the motherfucking 360, you look at it makes you turn around—[[fail|makes you do a 360° and walk away]]. Very appropriately called is a damn 120°, 130° whatever, [[Honor roll|whatever the half of 360° is]]. Damn damn damn damn damn! damn damn damn damn damn! [...] I love PlayStation. Sony reigns, Sony will reign in the console wars. No matter who argues. Fuck the 350–360 fanatics. Fuck them all to hell. Shot to hell. Damn them all. What the fuck. They're all motherfucking idiots. What the fuck. Damn damn damn damn."''

He was asked about this in his Mailbag, and he answered pretty much the same as all of the other responses.

{{quote|I never cared for the HEXBox, and frankly it LACKS heavily in comparison to the Wii and PS3, PLUS YOU HAVE TO PAY THEIR FEES TO EVEN GO ONLINE OR DOWNLOAD DEMOS WITH IT. The Wii and Playstation Networks are FREE, ONLY costing you if you BUY the Downloadable Games. When Microsoft FINALLY get that costly detail LONG-GONE, I MAY reconsider. But in the meantime, I rest my case.|Chris, [[Mailbag 5#Chris hates the HexBawks|being completely irrational]].}}

Actually, you can get a free version of Xbox Live, known as Xbox Silver, that lets you download demos and addons without subscribing. You can also upgrade your account to the Gold version, which costs little under fifty dollars a year if you pay for a year insteadopt one month at a time. Considering Chris's [[monthly tugboat|monthly allowance]], this price is little to nothing. Chris has already accrued thousands of dollars of debt through his many other video game-related purchases; this obviously raises the question of why a relatively small payment of $50/year is out of Chris's reach, especially with the weekly discounts that are available to Gold members. Furthermore,it is a well-known fact that Bill Gates, the founder of Microsoft, is a philanthropist and donates to government programs, [[monthly tugboat|thus putting more money right back into Chris's pocket.]]

Furthermore, it's not like Chris is actually active in the online multiplayer world of PS3; The most he does is play LittleBIGplanet while the rest of his games collect dust on the shelf.

Chris also spent over $50 on individual issues and subscription of [[Wikipedia:Qore (PlayStation Network)|Qore]], a video magazine whose subscribers get early access to PSN content, not entirely unlike Live Gold. (Incidentally, Inside Xbox team also publishes videos, which are available trough Xbox Live for ''free'', and are also published on official YouTube channels - that's right, you don't need to even own Xbox 360 to view them!) He's also likely unaware that PSN is coming up with a paid subscription service similar to XBox Live's pay model for what Sony calls "premium content and services."<ref>http://www.destructoid.com/psn-plans-premium-subscriptions-online-play-remains-free-155553.phtml</ref> Chris may need to go out and buy more [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|briefs to dirty and crap]] when that happens. Chris is too preoccupied with the "console wars" mindset and believes that PS3 ''will'' win the console war.

==In the comics==
[[Image:KillThatHexBawx.jpg|thumb|left|KILL THE BEAST! CUT HIS THROAT! SPILL HIS BLOOD!]][[Image:TrophyUnlocked.jpg|thumb|right|Trophy informing reader they can now play their "PLAYSTATION 3 OR NINTENDO Wii IN PEACE".]]
[[Image:Jason's_Hexbox.jpg|thumb|left|[[Jason Kendrick Howell|Jason]] controlling his evil empire from the luxurious comfort of his Hex-Box.]]
The HEX-BOX 360 is featured during the [[Sonichu_8#The_Elevator_Gags|''elevator gag'']] portion of Sonichu issue 8.
Sonichu and Rosechu are greeted by a depiction of an axe cutting through this despised console while traveling past the 70th floor of the [[4-cent_garbage]] building. The 71st floor displays a Playstation Trophy award for ''killing that HEX-BOX''. Why the 4-cent_garbage building would devote an entire floor to one HEX-BOX with an axe in it is never addressed.
[[Image:CWConHEXBAWX.jpg|thumb|right|O RLY?]]

Christian draws a '''red''' LED around the HEX-BOX's power button. He was either aware of the red lights on the Xbox 360, or is simply using this color to represent a force of evil. Chris may have been aware of the publicized [[wikipedia:Xbox 360 technical problems|Red Ring of Death]]; earlier Xbox 360 models frequently died with RRoD due to Microsoft's cost cutting in various parts of the manufacturing, and the problems still haven't entirely been eliminated in the new models either. Normally, all four quadrants being illuminated on an Xbox 360 would indicate a disconnected, or damaged, AV cable.

In [[Sonichu 10]], [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] is shown surveying his evil realm using an Xbox 360 and the controller, which he appears to hold upside down (undoubtedly a symbol of his evil tendencies, or perhaps Chris is just clueless). In that same issue, Chris portrays [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] as the owner of a Xbox 360, though as an actual computer hard drive. Chris, as Collosal Chan, enters the Xbox, ''deletes fucking everything'' about Asperpedia, then destroys the Xbox.

Chris also has no idea what a real Xbox 360 is supposed to look like. Most notably, he thinks the console is tinier than a Wii (as everyone who has ever owned an Xbox 360 knows, XBOX IS HUEG and you need a forklift to move this fucker around) and he also places the power button on the top end of the console rather than the bottom end (incidentally, Wii also has power button on top and eject button on bottom, exactly the opposite of Xbox 360). He also appears to think that it has 4 unprotected USB sockets directly under the disc tray (like those in the [[PS3]]), as his portrayal of Alec's console shows.

The Microsoft Corporation is not addressed in the comics either directly, or via pseudonym.

==Sauces==

<references />

{{CWC-isms}}

[[Category:CWC-isms]]
[[Category:Video Games]]

Adult Swim

2010-01-20T02:43:53Z

Fefnir:

'''Adult Swim''' is a late-night programming block on [[Wikipedia:Cartoon Network|Cartoon Network]] primarily catering to adults age 18-24.

Due to [[Chris's]] [[biological clock]], he would stay up late at night and would frequently watch Adult Swim, especially since it catered to two of his chief interests - [[anime]] and [[random access humor]].

He has also downloaded many episodes of various Adult Swim series through the [[List of Chris's PSN video downloads|PlayStation Network]] -- almost $120 worth, as of the fall of 2009.

Of interesting note is the show ''[[Wikipedia:Moral Orel|Moral Orel]]'' (currently on hiatus, as Adult Swim is wont to do with its shows), which is a claymation mainly focused at pointing out the inherent fallacies and ignorance of fundamentalist Protestantism, which is common in the Midwestern United States and Bible Belt. It openly criticizes the blind faith and intolerance of many American Christians, and people like Chris are exactly who they are making fun of. Chris has stated in the [[Mailbag 35|Mailbag]] that he has watched the show, and said it was "okay". Most likely, all of the jokes and truths go right over his head.

==Shows that Chris watches==
*''[[Wikipedia:Harvey Birdman|Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law]]
*''[[Wikipedia:Lucy, the Daughter of the Devil|Lucy: Daughter of the Devil]]
*''[[Futurama]]
*''[[Family Guy]]
*''[[Wikipedia:Robot Chicken|Robot Chicken]]
*''[[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|The Boondocks]]
*''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]
*''[[Chris's Big Night Out II#Chris Needs Females|The Oblongs]]''
*Assorted [[anime]] shows.

{{stub}}

Patti-Chan

2010-01-19T08:08:13Z

Fefnir: /* Ace of Clubs */

[[Image:Patti.jpg|right|thumb|One lucky dog?]]
[[Image:Aceofcloves.jpg|left|thumb|Chris's shit story about Patti. Also, note that Chris traced Megan's artwork on upper-left corner.]]
'''Patti-Chan''' is a fictional character based on Chris's beloved dog [[Patti]], who died in [[2006]]. The lead story of ''Sonichu'' #6 was a tribute to Patti. Allowed no rest even in death, the poor creature has been reborn as an anthropomorphic dog-woman, and now wanders the city of [[CWCville]].

The development of the character is indicative of [[Chris and death|Chris's immature reaction to death]].

==Fictional character biography==

[[Image:Megan_ace_of_clubs.JPG|thumb|[[Megan|Megan's]] original design of Patti-Chan, AKA "Ace of Clubs"]]
[[Image:087-PattiAceOfCloves.jpg|thumb|Craptastic copy, AKA "Ace of '''Cloves'''"... HAHA GET IT?!]]

A [[Wikipedia:Beagle|beagle]]/[[Wikipedia:Spitz|spitz]] mix, Patti was born on St. Patrick's Day in [[1980s#1988|1988]] and was Chris's faithful dog for the next eighteen years. By June [[2006]], Patti was not as energetic as she had once been, and her ass itched. One night while howling at the moon, Patti was distracted by a bright star, and considered her desire to walk upright and express to Chris in human language her appreciation for his companionship. Following this, Patti ate grass in the yard, unwittingly catching a four-leaf clover in her mouth, and went to sleep.

The following day, when Christian awoke Patti, she discovered that her wish had been granted, and she had been transformed into a rejuvenated, vital, humanoid creature. Later in the day, Patti expressed a desire to leave her home to roam freely. Taking into account Patti's somewhat alien nature, Chris decided to take her to [[CWCville]] via the magic portal in his bedroom, where she would be accepted as an ordinary citizen. After giving Patti a tour of his [[CWCville Mayoral Office|mayoral office]] and introducing her to [[Allison Amber]], Chris gave her a cell phone and credit card to provide for her needs.

Sometime later, Patti would meet the people of CWCville, most notably [[Rosechu]]. She then joined the ranks of CWCville's heroic defenders, joining [[Darkbind Sonichu]], [[Megagi]], and [[Sailor Megtune]] in reinforcing Christian and the [[Chaotic Combo]] against [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. Following this battle, the assembled heroes convened at Chris's office, where Patti argued that Chris is sweet at heart and isn't jealous of anything. [[Punchy]] challenged the objectivity of Patti's opinion, on the grounds that Chris's dog is predisposed to see the best in him.

During the quest to rescue Crystal by obtaining the seven [[Sonichu Balls]], Patti observed that they had obtained four of the balls while two others were trapped with Chris in the [[Time_Void|time void]], and wished for his safe return.

==Ace of Clubs==
As seen in the [[Scrapbook of Fail]], near the [[Megan Shrine]], there is a hand-drawn sketch of what appears to be Patti-Chan, labeled the Ace of Clubs. It reads "When Patti comes into contact w/ anything Irish or eats clovers she morphs into the Ace of Clubs." It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out that Chris stole [[Megan|Megan's]] character design, adding to the cast of stolen characters, which includes [[Megagi]] and [[Jiggliami]].

In a short story, Chris refers to Patti as the "Ace of Cloves", because he's apparently too stupid to realize that the Clubs in a pack of cards already look like clovers, which this was a play on. Chris has an odd tendency to rename the things he steals from [[Megan|friends]], [[Evan|"fans"]], and [[Ivy|loved ones]]. Whether this is because he wants to maintain some degree of originality or if he just honestly thinks his minor changes actually improve the character isn't certain.

==What's wrong with this==

Leaving aside Chris' (major) issues with death, the character of Patti-Chan is disturbing for a large number of reasons. First, she's not so much a character as a mouthpiece for Chris to talk about how great he is. The same can be said of all his creations, of course, but Patti is based on an actual living creature, one that Chris is closer to than he is most people-and what about her personality do we get apart from how much she loves her master? Soon after the transformation, Chris decides that she now needs clothes, and proceeds to dress her up [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic7P3.htm in the sluttiest gear imaginable]. Since she didn't have any visible anatomy to speak of, all this does is sexualize her. This further illustrates how Chris sees [[IRC (23 July 2009)|every single woman]] he's ever met first and foremost as a sex object. Never mind the fact that the woman in question is a dog, or [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|like a sibling]] to him. Patti-chan is a sickening mix of lust object and Christian's complete inability to accept reality.

tl;dr even when Chris is trying to do something nice, it's self-serving and repulsive.
==See also==
* [[Patti Chandler]] - Patti IRL version (now [[Chris and death|deceased]])

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Dead]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]

Liquid Chris

2010-01-19T02:58:29Z

Fefnir: /* SingStar Challenge */

[[Image:LiquidChrisBelieveInMe.jpg|thumb|BELIEVE]]
{{Protip|This article needs massive reorganization. Expand the subtopics under ''Liquid Saga'' for great justice. Add details and citations.}}

'''Liquid Chris''' (born 24 [[February 1982]]) is the '''TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler''' (ORIGINAL IDENTITY - DO NOT STEAL) and creator of the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]].

==Prologue==
[[June 2009]] was a busy month for [[Christian]] (henceforth '''Solid Chris'''), with new highs and lows. Solid was getting out of the house more, knocking back some Long Islands with a new group of acquaintances. He was given the keys to his shiny new [[CWCipedia]] and had his YouTube account "CChanSonichu" compromised.

{{quote|And I'm nowadays wearing a vest and improving my image.|Solid Chris, [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]}}

==Liquid Saga==

===A Challenger Appears===

:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#Antebellum|Liquid's Antebellum Videos]]''

At the end of the month a new YouTube account, [http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CChanSonichuCWC], appeared with a simple premise: that the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler (henceforth '''Liquid Chris''') was back online after a short hiatus, and ready to resume posting HONEST content. This new CWC posted four more videos, three of which were essentially parodies of earlier videos by Solid Chris.

Notably, Liquid Chris sported:
*A paper Sonichu medallion
*A striped shirt (brown)
*Pedo-glasses
*Fatness (stuffed shirt)
*Autism

...thus making him almost ''indistinguishable'' from Solid Chris! This, along with Solid's increasingly eratic behavior (e.g. [[Rollin' and Trollin']]) sowed confusion in the Sonichu fan community. Solid himself made no comment, probably because he didn't notice the new videos among the chatter of all the other trolling. The alternative--that Solid just ignored them--is far to reasonable to consider.

===CWCivil War Begins===
[[Image:Honest-and-true.jpg|thumb|right|TRUTH and HONESTY established by the state of [[Virginia]]!!]]
:''See Also: [[CChanSonichuCWC Videos, June-July 2009#The CWCivil|Liquid's CWCivil War Videos]]''

That was the pattern until 21 July, when Liquid uploaded a video that reeled Solid in, hook, line, and sinker, claiming to have sold Sonichu Merchandise at Otakon. A rebuttal was in order:

{{quotebox|DO NOT BUY from the Impostor, "[http://www.youtube.com/user/CChanSonichuCWC CWCCChanSonichuCWC]". HE IS CRAPPY, and his Nasal Voice is JUST DOWNRIGHT AWFUL.

Also, if I wanted to buy PAPER, I'd go to [[Wal-Mart]] and buy 500 FULL 8.5 X 11 Sheets for about 5 dollars!

HIS CHURCH? HE MUST LIVE IN FRICKIN' OHIO with "[[Julie]]"; NEVER DRIVES GREATER THAN 7 Hours JUST TO EVEN VISIT [[Wesley Memorial]] in [[VIRGINIA]].

F*** HIM TO HELL!<ref>[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]</ref>}}

Solid also took time out from his busy schedule to post threat's on Liquid's YouTube comments:

{{quotebox|'''The Final Showdown'''

Hey, DUMBASS! YOU WISH YOU WERE ME! I would say YOU are Stuck... IN MINUS-SECOND-GEAR!

I am Calling YOU OUT!

14 Branchland Ct. Ruckersville, VA
BEFORE August 2, 2009.
If you really WANT to be me, then Come Face Me.

oh, BTW, YOUR NASAL VOICE IS MORE GRATING THAN THE WORD "NAIVE", and METAL NAILS ON THE CHALKBOARD.

But "Naive" is even WORSE than NAILS.

You are a Nerd and a Whimp!

Have a good day. 
Christopher Christian Weston Chandler<ref>[[REAL Protest against the FAKE]]</ref>}}

===Spanish Challenge===
[[Image:Cestnepas.jpg|thumb|Ceci n'est pas une Chris]]
{{Main|CWC Update 29 July 2009}}
More [[I Am The TRUE, Original CCWC|video rage]] followed, before Solid attempted a cunning plan:

{{quote|También. Mi presente. Responde en español bueño. ¿Si no que bueño? Tu no eres el verdad. Tu eres el impostor.|Solid Chris, ''[[CWC Update 29 July 2009]]''}}

The plan backfired when Liquid responded more fluently in Spanish, French, German, and Japanese.

===SingStar Challenge===
[[Image:Tgtdfw4.jpg|thumb|Only one clear choice, choosing the TRUE and HONEST Chris]]
[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|The REAL Chris is not only cute, he can play the guitar!]]
{{Main|SingStar_Challenge}}

{{quote|Hi, Christian, Mr. Brown-Striped Impostor, since you have been able to accept and complete my question challenges, it is time to issue a new challenge.|Solid Chris, ''[[SingStar Challenge]]''}}

And then he shaved his goatee off. Dry. With a safety razor.

As expected, the contest went to Liquid and Solid was a sore loser about it. Liquid had a tally of 4 votes in favor, 2 against. He then took his leave from the competition, after announcing a number of personal coups:
*that he'd finally found a true sweetheart, [[Kacey]].
*that he'd landed a job as a Production Manager and Game Designer at Microsoft for a Sonichu game for all consoles.
*that Dark Horse Comics would be publishing his [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], making him even filthier rich, with the opening of the CWCStore.

And finally, that he had decided to stop battling the Solid, and move out of his parent's house to live in Redmond, Seattle, to continue his happy, successful life.

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Of course, this sent Solid completely over the deep end. First, he raged:

{{quote|STOP THAT IMPOSTOR BASTARD WHO HAS BEEN POSING WITH MY NAME, MY ADDRESS, MY PHONE NUMBER, EVERYTHING! STOP HIM! HE DESERVES NOTHING!|Solid Chris, ''[[NO D*** WAY, IMPOSTOR!!!]]''}}

Then, he tried reason:

{{quotebox|The Singstar Challenge was NEVER to verify who was the real Christian Weston Chandler, because everyone on the internet knows that I am, he's the imposter. They should quit encouraging him. And I wish that he would stop his stupid damn dirty game. I don't know what the heck is wrong with his head. [his voice gets higher] He ain't right. He don't even let me get a word in edge-wise. He just keeps going on and on AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ONNNNNNNNN! Worse than my father!<ref>The Contest NEVER was to Determine Who was Who</ref>}}

And as summer disappeared in [[August 2009]], so to did Liquid Chris: the apparent victim of foul play. Viewer discretion is advised, as the next video is disturbing.

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Chris's sweetheart, [[Kacey]], was distraught over the event and posted a video confirming Chris's disappearance and announcing her withdrawal from their engagement.

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===CWCivil War II: Kacey Boogaloo===
{{Main|Kacey}}
Liquid Chris reappeared on 15 [[October 2009]] with a new video explaining his trials and tribulations of the past few months, and igniting a heated love triangle with Solid for Kacey's affections.

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In the [[Greetings to Kacey's folks|video]] adressed to Kacey's parents, Solid called him "'''the previous Chris'''". In a [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|desperate video for Kacey]], Solid called him the "'''other Chris'''" repeatedly.

When the dust had settle, Solid had [[Father Call|offended Kacey's father]] and, through his immaturity, pushed Kacey back into the loving arms of the Real Chris.

==Epilogue==
Liquid Chris is now married to his beloved heartsweet, Kacey. As the one TRUE and HONEST creator of Sonichu, his artwork and comics are extremely popular and he often attracts many beautiful [[boyfriend-free]] females with his medallions and his [[Gitar of Fail|Guitar of Win]]. He makes mad [[Clyde Cash|cash]] by selling said medallions at Otakon and other [[anime]] conventions.

==Irony==
[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|If you look hard, you can see the TRUE, HONEST Sonichu medallion.]]
IBAChandler has mocked the CChanSonichuCWC on several points:

* [[Speech Impediment|His nasal tone]].

* [[Chris and fashion|His brown striped shirt]].

* [[Chris and Money|Actually making money off Sonichu]].

* [[Fat|His appearance]].

It's a bad sign when one is fighting a mirror, [[Fail|and the mirror is winning.]]

In early August 2009<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009]]</ref>, Solid started to believe that Liquid can't be the real Chris because only the real Christian Weston Chandler is a retard who is the laughing stock of the Internet. Therefore, the fact that Liquid isn't trolled and doesn't do dumb shit suggests that he isn't the real Chris. Of course, previously mentioned theories seem to disprove this assertion.

In a further fit of irony, Ian ends up impersonating Liquid in a bizarre attempt to woo Liquid's girlfriend, [[Kacey]].

== In the Comics ==
[[Image:Furryiba.jpg|thumb|Go, [[IBAChandler]], and copycatly sieze to the extreme!]]

<s>On November 17, 2009, the TRUE and ORIGINAL Chris-chan made his very first appearance in Ian's [[Sonichu (comic)|shitty ripoff comic]]. Ian, being the butthurt idiot he is, actually had the nerve to imply that the real Chris's name was, in fact, Ian Brandon Anderson, and again tried to convince everyone that he was the original creator of Sonichu. This only proves how far that slanderous impostor will go to feed his delusions of grandeur.</s>

Of course, since the comic is made by the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler, he would obviously cast the impostor in the comic and call him by his real name. Chris shows much more restraint for Ian than was shown him in [[Sonichu Special 4|Ian's sick parody]].

===Hand Drawn Originals===
<gallery>
Image:TrueAndHonestCWCArt.jpg|The imposter [[Chris]] stole his famous lecture to the [[Jerkops]] from the real Chris.
</gallery>

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Torture.jpg|Liquid Chris torturing the imposter
</gallery>

==References==
<references/>

== External links ==
*[[Fan:Two_CWCs|Theories on the Nature of the Two CWCs]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/cchansonichucwc CChanSonichuCWC YouTube account]
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.com/The_Real_Chris_Chan ED article on The Real Chris Chan]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayObshLZQwI CWC vs. CWC (part 1 out of 3)]

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[[Category:Liquid Saga]]

Retroactive continuity in Sonichu

2010-01-19T02:54:47Z

Fefnir:

[[Image:RainbowChrisBeforeAfter.jpg|right|thumb|300px|[[Love Quest|It]] looks just as [[Homos|gay]] as it did before, except more [[Autism|retarded]]. Chris suddenly becomes [[Lie|skinnier]] and develops an obvious [[Fail|crotch bulge]].]]
[[Chris]], thinking himself to be clever and believing he can change things without other people noticing, has '''[[Wikipedia:Retroactive continuity|retconned]]''' much of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu canon]].

==Background==
In the case of names, Chris changed them on the advice of [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Jay Z]] who told Chris that they can't make a game with the names of real people. Despite finding out that they were [[trolls]], Chris has kept the name changes [[Fail|"just in case"]] Nintendo or Sega decides to pick up the game.

Some changes are a result of troll attacks and Chris's [[homos|homophobia]]. Black Sonichu became [[Blake]] after Chris was accused of being a racist. More notably, the iconic [[Sonichu Balls]] which play a major role in the latter comics have become Sonichu ''Crystals'' after [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay fans]] and trolls pointed out that it's pretty gay for him to want to get as many BALLS as he can to FREE him. Likewise, the infamous "Rainbow Chris" image from [[Sonichu_1#Sub-Episode_2:_Christian_Chandler_in_.22The_Rise_.26_Fall_of_My_Heart.22|Sub-Episode 2]] was changed to a background of the gates of Heaven when pointed out that [[rainbow]]s are the international symbol of gay pride.

Another, far more minor, retcon that Chris has done, is the updating of the [[Rosechu]]s' [[Rule 34|"feminine physique"]]. In several places, most notably in [[Sonichu 8]], many of the female characters have had their boobies and [[china]] more prominently outlined. This is probably a desperate attempt made by Chris to STAY STRAIGHT in the face of all those [[Gay4Sonichu|homosexual college professors]] using his [[Sonichu]] to support gay pride.

Chris has also altered the storyline in several places, such as the birth of Sonichu (explaining that they have aged in real time in the comics, due to criticisms that 16 year old [[Sonichu]] was having sex with a 15 year old Rosechu) and later adding that Sonichu and Rosechu got married, which would have justified their sex in Sonichu 8 (though Chris still fails to account that Rosechu would have been 17 when the two would have been married, which would still be statutory rape under US law). Pressed to make peace with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris on [[CWCipedia]] wrote a new story about how Slaweel and Mary Lee Walsh are two separate people which defeats the purpose of needing a separate name for a separate Mary Lee Walsh. However, in the [[Videobooks]], Chris accidentally used the name "Mary Lee Walsh" on several occasions before quickly correcting himself with "Slaweel Ryam".

Chris has also changed [[Sonichu 5#Alternate versions|the ending to Sonichu 5, episode 13]], where the original shows him and [[Megan]] hugging on page 50 followed by a disclaimer at the bottom of page 51 where Rosechu "sets the record straight" by making it clear that the hug [[Fail|"didn't happen for real"]]. Likely due to Megan telling Chris to back off, page 50 was replaced with a closeup of [[Sailor Megtune]]'s face where she whines about how bad she feels for Chris and Rosechu's speech was changed to simply a white box with the words "to be continued...". Interestingly, the version of the comics Chris has posted to [[CWCipedia]] reflects the original, [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_5/Page_51 with both the hug and Rosechu's disclaimer intact], whereas the [[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13|videobook version of episode 13]] is the alternate one, with the grotesque closeup of Sailor Megtune's face and the edited page 51.

==Name changes==
{{incomplete}}
The follow is a comprehensive list of name changes:

<center>
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Before
!align="left"|After
|-
|[[Bagget]]
|Dagget
|-
|Black Sonichu/Blachu
|[[Blake]]
|-
|[[CADD Chef]]
|Keneru-Meneth -CADD Chef-
|-
|[[Hanna]]
|Fandanna
|-
|[[Cole Smithey|Joseph Cole Smithey]]
|"Joe Cool" Smithey
|-
|[[Joseph Herring]]
|Joe Herr
|-
|[[Megan]]
|Meg-chan
|-
|[[Mary Lee Walsh]]
|Slaweel Ryam, Slaweel the Witch
|-
|[[Merried Seinor Comic]]/Kirby
|Merried Seinor Comic
|-
|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]
|[[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCCitizens]]
|-
|[[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]
|Prowldent Virginia Community College
|-
|[[Sarah Hammer]]
|Nicole Rammer
|-
|[[Sonichu Balls]]
|<s>Sonichu Crystals, Sonichu Ball Crystals</s> Chaotic Crystals
|-
|[[Wes Iseli]]
|Walter Grisby
|}
</center>

==Gallery of Retcons==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Apology to Mary Lee.jpg|Apparently, the evil [[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation|Mary Lee Walsh]] was Slaweel all along!
Image:Schu1SubEp2 FandannaRetcon.JPG|Not only does Chris's edit have the name [[Fail|stretch into the black section of the monitor]], but he's also forgotten to change [[Hanna]]'s name in another paragraph.
Image:Schu6p50a.jpg|The infamous "Sailor Asscheeks"; Sonichu 5:13, P. 50
Image:Sonichu05-P50.jpg|Revised P. 50.
Image:Sonichu-6_notsow.jpg|Sonichu 5:14 P. 30: NOTSOW
Image:SchuComic7Page30.jpg|<s>NOTSEW</s> NOTSEW
Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|Chris changes Megan to Meg-chan, [[Chris and English#Spelling|but doesn't take the opportunity to correct "Dood" to "Good".]]
Image:Schu7 Pg3 MeganMLWEdit.JPG|Does he really think 'Slaweel Ryam' and 'Meg-chan' are going to fool anyone?
Image:Chris-Straw-Retcon.JPG|The infamous [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]] as it now appears on [[CWCipedia]]. It looks just as stupid, only slightly smaller. Somehow it looks even more like he's sucking a dick than before.
Image:Schu7P23-JosephRetcon.JPG|[[Joseph Herring|Friends]] and [[Cole Smithey|family]] also get their names changed.
Image:ZEMTITS.jpg|HE LOVES BOOBIES TOO
Image:Schu8P5-A CameraRetcon.JPG|Rosechu, [[Fail|failing]] to look even remotely sexy with that [[Autism|retarded]] expression, gets edited out of a camera picture.
Image:Schu7Page37 NameEdits.JPG|See if you can spot the differences.
</gallery>
</center>

== Links ==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/ An archive with the non-retconned Sonichu comics]

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Comic]]

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-18T10:04:47Z

Fefnir: /* The homosexual references. */

Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Jesus. ==

Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.{{unsigned|Nafka}}
*Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah, Patti was his only sympathetic trait, and now even that's gone. Someone needs to point out to Chris that Ian ''definitely'' shot Liquid in his comics. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:10, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
** Done. --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
== The homosexual references. ==

When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:

'''But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well!
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]'''

I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I transcribed that part, and yeah, I couldn't see any half-naked dudes with Chris's crappy video quality (that and the fact he's fucking filming his TV). My bad dudes. Still, to automatically assume as buff guy is a "homosexual reference" is a bit much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:46, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I see what you guys mean. I just remembered it and guessed that was what Chris was refering to as "homosexual". It's not that he was right about about them being gay references, so, sorry 'bout that. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 09:56, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== CWCville is real ==

I think this video cements the theory that CWCville is a real place in Chris's mind. Notice how he is completely serious coming up with a possible explanation for how Sonichu is in the Asperchu comic, and then clarifies that there have been no law changes in CWCville. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 21:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I've been thinking that for a while, too. There's probably some deep psychological explanation for it involving escapism and mental illness, but I bet you anything he'll say it's real. And if he ever admits it's not, it'll be "because of my autism". I bet you a thousand goddamn dollars. --[[User:Nafka|Nafka]] 04:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

If Cwcville is real I can assure it's probably a smoldering crater, I mean what kind of living being would let Chris run a city?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 04:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== You rage you ruse ==

This saga has been off to a booming start, and now we have a video even more frustrating than [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|whatever the fuck the video should be called]] also this whole "former buddha belly" delusion thing has been fucking hilarious! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* I never thought it could happen, but Asperchu Saga might actually make Chris ragequit. After watching this and going through Mailbag 41, I think that the explosion of tard-rage might be visible from space. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 03:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mao's rebuttal ==

Should we transcribe Mao's rebuttal that calls Chris out on all this bullshit? I mean since Mao does kinda speak kinda low unless the audio's up far enough (or maybe it's just me). [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 06:05, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
* Either way, I don't see why not. Just let's not forget Mao's catch phrase in the end of his videos. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*When dealing with non-CWC videos, the general rule is that a "conversation" (like what's going on here) should be transcribed, but "fan art" should not be. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:16, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I think though that unless Chris responds to this rebuttal video or references it in a future video, we shouldn't really transcribe it. Liquid videos are usually transcribed because Chris will reference these videos in the future and they're part of a conversation. Right now, it's a typical one sided conversation and Mao's videos are mostly in trolling Chris and not part of a genuine dialogue. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Ah, good point; then it can wait for a response. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Unrelated to all that, is there a standard videobox template to use for relevant troll videos?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:48, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-18T09:59:47Z

Fefnir: /* The homosexual references. */

Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Jesus. ==

Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.{{unsigned|Nafka}}
*Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah, Patti was his only sympathetic trait, and now even that's gone. Someone needs to point out to Chris that Ian ''definitely'' shot Liquid in his comics. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:10, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
** Done. --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
== The homosexual references. ==

When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:

'''But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well!
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]'''

I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I transcribed that part, and yeah, I couldn't see any half-naked dudes with Chris's crappy video quality (that and the fact he's fucking filming his TV). My bad dudes. Still, to automatically assume as buff guy is a "homosexual reference" is a bit much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:46, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I see what you guys mean. I just remembered it and guessed that was what Chris was refering to as "homosexual". Sorry 'bout that. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 09:56, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== CWCville is real ==

I think this video cements the theory that CWCville is a real place in Chris's mind. Notice how he is completely serious coming up with a possible explanation for how Sonichu is in the Asperchu comic, and then clarifies that there have been no law changes in CWCville. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 21:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I've been thinking that for a while, too. There's probably some deep psychological explanation for it involving escapism and mental illness, but I bet you anything he'll say it's real. And if he ever admits it's not, it'll be "because of my autism". I bet you a thousand goddamn dollars. --[[User:Nafka|Nafka]] 04:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

If Cwcville is real I can assure it's probably a smoldering crater, I mean what kind of living being would let Chris run a city?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 04:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== You rage you ruse ==

This saga has been off to a booming start, and now we have a video even more frustrating than [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|whatever the fuck the video should be called]] also this whole "former buddha belly" delusion thing has been fucking hilarious! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* I never thought it could happen, but Asperchu Saga might actually make Chris ragequit. After watching this and going through Mailbag 41, I think that the explosion of tard-rage might be visible from space. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 03:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mao's rebuttal ==

Should we transcribe Mao's rebuttal that calls Chris out on all this bullshit? I mean since Mao does kinda speak kinda low unless the audio's up far enough (or maybe it's just me). [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 06:05, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
* Either way, I don't see why not. Just let's not forget Mao's catch phrase in the end of his videos. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*When dealing with non-CWC videos, the general rule is that a "conversation" (like what's going on here) should be transcribed, but "fan art" should not be. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:16, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I think though that unless Chris responds to this rebuttal video or references it in a future video, we shouldn't really transcribe it. Liquid videos are usually transcribed because Chris will reference these videos in the future and they're part of a conversation. Right now, it's a typical one sided conversation and Mao's videos are mostly in trolling Chris and not part of a genuine dialogue. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Ah, good point; then it can wait for a response. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Unrelated to all that, is there a standard videobox template to use for relevant troll videos?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:48, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-18T09:56:20Z

Fefnir: /* The homosexual references. */

Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Jesus. ==

Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.{{unsigned|Nafka}}
*Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah, Patti was his only sympathetic trait, and now even that's gone. Someone needs to point out to Chris that Ian ''definitely'' shot Liquid in his comics. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:10, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
** Done. --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
== The homosexual references. ==

When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:

'''But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well!
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]'''

I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I transcribed that part, and yeah, I couldn't see any half-naked dudes with Chris's crappy video quality (that and the fact he's fucking filming his TV). My bad dudes. Still, to automatically assume as buff guy is a "homosexual reference" is a bit much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:46, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Yeah, I see what you guys mean. I just remembered it and guessed that was what Chris was refering to as "homosexual". [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 09:56, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== CWCville is real ==

I think this video cements the theory that CWCville is a real place in Chris's mind. Notice how he is completely serious coming up with a possible explanation for how Sonichu is in the Asperchu comic, and then clarifies that there have been no law changes in CWCville. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 21:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I've been thinking that for a while, too. There's probably some deep psychological explanation for it involving escapism and mental illness, but I bet you anything he'll say it's real. And if he ever admits it's not, it'll be "because of my autism". I bet you a thousand goddamn dollars. --[[User:Nafka|Nafka]] 04:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

If Cwcville is real I can assure it's probably a smoldering crater, I mean what kind of living being would let Chris run a city?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 04:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== You rage you ruse ==

This saga has been off to a booming start, and now we have a video even more frustrating than [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|whatever the fuck the video should be called]] also this whole "former buddha belly" delusion thing has been fucking hilarious! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* I never thought it could happen, but Asperchu Saga might actually make Chris ragequit. After watching this and going through Mailbag 41, I think that the explosion of tard-rage might be visible from space. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 03:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mao's rebuttal ==

Should we transcribe Mao's rebuttal that calls Chris out on all this bullshit? I mean since Mao does kinda speak kinda low unless the audio's up far enough (or maybe it's just me). [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 06:05, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
* Either way, I don't see why not. Just let's not forget Mao's catch phrase in the end of his videos. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:*When dealing with non-CWC videos, the general rule is that a "conversation" (like what's going on here) should be transcribed, but "fan art" should not be. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:16, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I think though that unless Chris responds to this rebuttal video or references it in a future video, we shouldn't really transcribe it. Liquid videos are usually transcribed because Chris will reference these videos in the future and they're part of a conversation. Right now, it's a typical one sided conversation and Mao's videos are mostly in trolling Chris and not part of a genuine dialogue. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Ah, good point; then it can wait for a response. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
Unrelated to all that, is there a standard videobox template to use for relevant troll videos?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:48, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-17T20:36:15Z

Fefnir: /* The homosexual references. */ new section

4-cent garbage.com

2010-01-16T21:29:26Z

Fefnir:

{{DISPLAYTITLE:4-cent_garbage.com}}
[[Image:4-cent garbage.png|thumb|INTERNET AUTISTIC HATE MACHINE]]
[[Image:4-CENT-GARBAGE.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and his friends in front of the 4-CENT_GARBAGE headquarters]]

'''4-cent_garbage.com''' is Chris's representation of [[ED]] and [[4chan]]. This is the closest Chris has ever made it to creating an actual [[parody]]. The name is a slight mystery, because underscores (_) are not permitted in Internet domain names.

This business is a scapegoat for CWC's misery. He blames 4-cent for his "break up" with [[Megan]] despite the fact that he uploaded a cartoon of him finger-banging her to 4-cent garbage of his own free will. The reason he uploaded this picture was to "protest" allegations of [[homos]]exuality.

4-cent employees can be either people or demons, and [[alcohol]] is actually allowed at the work place: it being a well-known fact that [[Chris's Big Night Out|only evil people drink]]. Their headquarters have the color red all over the walls, and consists of 72 floors (or 66+6, because THEY'RE EVIL). Each of these floors contains either [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|cartoon porn]] or [[niggos|racist]] humor about [[Barack Obama]].

In [[Sonichu 8]], [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Wild]] go to their headquarters to attack [[Jason Kendrick Howell]], the leader of 4-cent_garbage, and fail. And who said life doesn't imitate art? Rosechu also facerapes Mr. Howell for [[women's rights]] in the 4-cent building.

In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris, finally out of the [[Time Void]], sets plans into motion to destroy the building. Arriving there, Chris is first attacked by Jason, who traps Chris as Chris-Chan Sonichu and has [[Beel]] steal Chris's medallion, only to learn it's his ring that's the source of his powers. Later, Chris uses [[Guitar Hero]] to play a song where Chris complains about the state of the [[Power Rangers]] to murder every living thing on the property by destroying the building, narrowly avoiding getting the blood fo [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] on his hands by their mutual suicide. Meanwhile, Jason escapes before retiring, and Beel just escapes. Only 100 of the people out of the 1,000 inside were killed while 250 were injured. Of course, it's all perfectly okay because Chris '''shed tears''' over it.

In retrospect, it is rather funny that Chris, as the mayor of CWCville, allows his enemies to erect a 72-floor building dedicated to making his life miserable (in the middle of his city, no less) and doesn't do shit about it for two issues after it was introduced.

==See also==
*''[[Sonichu 8]]''
*''[[Sonichu 10]]''

== External links ==
*[http://www.4Chan.org/ The "real" 4-Cent Garbage]

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Talk:Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)

2010-01-13T07:45:24Z

Fefnir: /* Registration approval? */

== To Do ==
*Notable Posts
*History of site

==Typical threads==
I'd do a "typical threads" here like we do for [[Krapple]] and [[EDF]] but since PVCCers tend to be overwhelmingly not retarded, they're not really as funny as the other two sites' typical threads. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:57, 30 November 2009 (CET)
* No seriously, we have General Discussion. I'll dig up some Georgeson-shit and put it in a list. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 20:16, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==Registration approval?==
I've registered at the PVCC several days ago. No confirmation mail whatsoever. I entered the correct mail address, and I checked my spam mailbox as well. Nothing. I tried to contact the board administrator. No response.
Could anyone lend me a hand here, please? -Doctor Nuriel

*Yeah, me too. Meh, CWCki's fun to hang at anyway. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 07:45, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Gay 4 Sonichu

2010-01-13T07:38:38Z

Fefnir:

[[Image:G4sbanner.jpg|center]]

[[Gay 4 Sonichu]] is the Internet's first web forum for [[Homos| Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual and Transgendered]] [[Sonichu (comic)| Sonichu]] [[True and Loyal Fanbase| fans]].

==Impact==
[[Image:SonichuGayPrideParade.jpg|thumb|right|Sonichu at the Gay Pride Parade. Chris believes that this blatantly photoshopped image is real.]]
While Gay 4 Sonichu was very short term, with only one instance of direct contact with Chris (in the form of an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC encounter]] between Chris and Gay 4 Sonichu founder [[Wikipedia:Ignatius_J._Reilly|Ignatius J. Reilly]], PhD.) it had a long term impact. Reilly's paper on the homoerotic themes of Sonichu, ''[[User:Champthom/Paper|Heterosexual Homoeroticism in Internet Subcultures: A Case Study]]'' (forthcoming in the Journal of Gay and Lesbian Subculture Studies, Fall 2009) seems to hit Chris hard. From [[CWCipedia]]:
{{quote|I have also heard of My Sonichu being written in College Essays that promote homosexuality. And even worse, promoting him in the Gay Pride Parades. '''WRONG LABELS; STOP WRITING OR PROMOTING ME OR MY CHARACTERS AS SUCH!''' [[Reldnahc_Ha-Taque|ALL Sonichus Are Straight!]] ALL Rosechus Are Straight! I Am Straight! My Comics are STRAIGHT COMICS. I, Sonichu and Rosechu, '''We Never Want to be part of ANY AND ALL Homosexual-Promoting Papers or Events, because with EVERY ITEM that is created from NOT OF MY OWN HANDS that EVEN Inklings such Wrongful Labelings upon, ME, Sonichu, Rosechu, and ALL MY STRAIGHT CHARACTERS, WE ARE ALL BEING DISREPECTED!'''|Chris<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Homosexuality]</ref> }}

Chris has also [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] aspects of his comic that could be taken to be gay, such as the Rainbow Chris scene from [[Sub-Episode 2]] and redubbing the [[Sonichu Balls]] as Sonichu ''Crystals.''

When Chris was asked why he doesn't just confront the forum, he said that [[lie|he didn't have the time]].
==References by Chris==
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Chris alludes to Gay 4 Sonichu and Ignatius J. Reilly based on information from his IRC encounter, where Sonichu appreciates his fans regardless of sexual orientation, he reaffirms that Chris, Sonichu, Rosechu, etc. are '''STRAIGHT.''' In fact, he spends a grand total of one paragraph thanking his fans, no matter their orientation, and several pages ranting about being straight and how homosexuality is wrong.

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[IRC (20 January 2009)]]

==External links==
*[http://gay4sonichu.yuku.com/ Gay 4 Sonichu]

[[Category:Sonichu]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Talk:Main Page

2010-01-13T06:02:31Z

Fefnir: /* Front page vandalized. */

{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]]

== Lock this page ==
I think it is about time that this page is locked so only admins can edit it.--[[User:Blachman|Blachman]] 18:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

*Seconded. Very seconded. [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 19:01, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*To be fair, the reason why it's unlocked is because in my opinion, I know that I'm proned to fucking shit up when I tinker with the front page and people might actually want to add something neat to the front page. I understand the concern due to recent vandalism, so if others users feel this way, then the front page will be locked. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:05, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Is it possible to change the new user creation so it requires admin approval? That'd make it harder for faggots to simply sign up and vandalize the place, you could make them go through the IRC channel or something. Of course, that goes against the idea of a wiki being open to editing, but there's not really a nice way of stopping vandalism. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 19:27, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
:*CWCki, as I see it, strives to be open and people should be encouraged to edit it. Going into IRC shouldn't really be a prerequisite of CWCki. Some people don't like IRC and that's fine. Frankly, we're not really in a position to restrict users. As cogs said, she's working on installing an extension which will can easily spot vandalism and reverse it instantly since Cogs, myself, and Clyde can't monitor CWCki every single second. There's some really neat stuff bots can do with MediaWiki in respect to vandalism. But anyways, any wiki is subject to vandalism, but we learn to handle it and hopefully an extensions and maybe an anti-vandalism patrol will help. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*well, it's only one person, and the vandalism is fairly regular. i think granting some users anti-vandalism powers and possibly installing an extension will do. --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 19:43, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

== Someone with move rights... ==

...plz move Main Page/Archive 1 to [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1]]. What happens in Talk: should stay in Talk:, and people who (for example) whack [[Special:Random]] should be spared from these ramblings =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:59, 23 September 2009 (CEST)
*Good point, sometimes I miss small details like that D:. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:34, 23 September 2009 (CEST)

Chris has uploaded pages 84[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P84.jpg] and 85[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:SchuComic9P85.jpg] Someone with rights update kthnxbai [[User:Sandworm|Sandworm]] 00:44, 25 November 2009 (CET)

== Streamlining ==

There are a few modifications that I think the front page really needs. Namely, there needs to be an area that links to all the general areas most important to understanding Chris, such as the comics, the videos, the troll sagas, the CWCisms, etc. I recommend replacing the links in the "CWC Canon" with this. Do we really need a direct link to [[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]]? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 00:00, 1 December 2009 (CET)
*The thing is, those are texts directly written by Chris himself. It's like, the direct word of Chris while everything else is merely commentary. Personally, I think Chris's Wikipedia page is like the perfect introduction to hear how fucked up Chris is from Chris himself for those who are uninitiated. However, I think it might be handy to have like a "Essentials" box of key articles.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:29, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== 25 Days Without an Outage, My Ass! ==

That is all. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 01:24, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated ==

The CWCipedia Tracker needs to be updated so it says thatChris answered the letters in Mailbag 24. Also, it probably should say he fell for a tranny.
:...Then update it.
:Also, sign your posts.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:20, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:: Done with care and just for you, dear Anonymous!!! [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:22, 30 December 2009 (CET)
:::And that is why Griffintown is a better person than me--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:44, 30 December 2009 (CET)

== Suggestions for video of the now ==
Idk if this is a good place to do this, tell me if it is or not, I'm kinda new to this wiki, and wiki's in general, but [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxdvUwhg7jg Christian Weston Chandler CWC Sonichu's confession] [[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:15, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Link fixed. Meh, seems long and tedious. I couldn't get through it. --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:42, 3 January 2010 (CET)
:*It's pretty lulzy at the end. --[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 07:06, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*Another suggestion http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bvd0XIMZU--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 22:38, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*This was already the video of the now around 30 December or so. Also in the future, please go [[:Template talk:Video of the now|here]] to suggest videos for the Video of the now.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:18, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Missed Comic days==
Should we really count the days that the CWCipedia was down against him? He couldn't upload pages, yet the situation was his damn fault anyway. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 13:11, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:* I think we should include that as missed comic days. It's not like he uploaded extra comics to make up for it. --[[User:Morganna|Morganna]] 13:47, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*I was thinking of maybe adding an asterisk next to the missing page count with note mentioning the outage time. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:30, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

==what the fuck?==
www.sonichu.com now redirects to some stupid shit about asperchu or something. isn't www.sonichu.com supposed to redirect to here?--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 19:24, 8 January 2010 (UTC) (forgot to sign when i originally posted, sorry)
*Okay, two things. First of all, it's probably for the best. It'll help keep Chris from finding the site (if he hasn't already, that is, in the case that he has then at least he won't be able to find it anymore since the URL change) and also because Chris will be pissed if he finds out. He despises Asperchu, and the thought that it's growing bigger than Sonichu and is using him to garner popularity will probably make him tard rage. Second of all, sign your fucking posts. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:53, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:*It really doesn't fucking matter if Chris finds CWCki or not, he probably doesn't give a shit and won't believe it. Second of all, everyone loves Asperchu, and Alec Benson Leary is doing to the Sonichu comics what Liquid did for Chris's videos. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:08, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I thought the Sonichu.com redirect was fucking brilliant. Prove to Chris that Alec Benson Leary is better than him in every possible way.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:11, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::Chris already knows about the CWCki. He blanked the front page once whining about it and was promptly banned. [[User:Evang|Evang]] 06:16, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::I thought that was a white knight.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:39, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::Wasn't chris. Chris probably looked at this and thought UGH TOO MANY WORDS and quit. but yeah asperchu is the next big thing. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
::::::That's the story I have heard. He said the proverbial TL;DR and left. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 06:59, 8 January 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Actually Griffintwon, you're thinking of the story of when Chris found /cwc/. He couldn't even attempt to post the because there were "too many words" and the page's background hurt his eyes. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:42, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==Okay==

Why the fuck isn't the main page protected? [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:48, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
*What the fuck was with the whole "Chris-chan is dead guiz, srsly" on the front page? [[User:NasuGrave|NasuGrave]] 21:50, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*1) because people, in theory, should be allowed to improve the main page, 2) we're getting pretty good at stopping vandalism in the race occurrences it happens. Also, to address NasuGrave, I imagine this is some faggot who thinks LULZ ROFLMAO in saying that Chris is dead and giving credit to his shitty troll persona no one gives a shit about. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
**[[User:Cchandlersonichu]] here you are champ. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:53, 13 January 2010 (UTC)
***[[User:Gutcruncher]]. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

== Front page vandalized. ==

Does this happen often? [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 05:56, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*No. This faggotry is a rare occurrence. Just bear with it. [[User:ArizonaBay|ArizonaBay]] 05:57, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

*Yeah, I thought so. Well, It's all fixed up anyways. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 06:02, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Main Page

2010-01-13T05:56:39Z

Fefnir: /* Front page vandalized. */ new section

Asperchu/Background

2010-01-09T09:16:57Z

Fefnir: /* Sonichu */

[[Image:AsperchuFanArt.png|thumb|right|That's right, '''Asperchu''' is so popular, it's fan art that has received fan art of itself.]]
{{Quote|I think Asperchu is a pretty nice guy. He faces his fear of rejection, tries his best to be tactful and humble, and he just wants somebody to love.

Oh dear god, you made a sympathetic bizzaro Chris.|An anon on /cwc/, summarizing what makes Asperchu so unique.}}

{{quote|I detest "Asperchu", because one, it is a Parody of a Sonichu with aspergers, which with the condition, I have no care for. And two, it is just lousy; if aspergers is really like autism, then the creator really knows nothing about Autism.|[[Chris]] on Asperchu, [[Mailbag 24]]}}

'''Asperchu''' is a [[parody]] of [[Sonichu]] detailing the zany misadventures of Asperchu, the electric hedgehog [[Pokemon]] with <strike>[[autism|high functioning autism]]</strike> [[Asperger syndrome]]. It can be read [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/ here] and the /cwc/ thread can be found [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/5448.html here]. The creator of this delightful series sometimes forgets to upload a page or two in chronological order, but this is due to his Asperger's Syndrome affecting his memory.

Notably, it has a brief mention on [[CWCipedia]] in Chris's list of Sonichu parodies.

==Protagonists==
===Asperchu===

[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|left|The Good, Godly, STRAIGHT Asperchu.]]

One day, Sonichu wandered into a stall the bathroom at the Minneapolis International Airport. While tapping his foot underneath the wall of the stall next to him, he accidentally brushed his foot against that of a man who had Aspergers Syndrome; the resulting union birthed the lovable hero we all know today.

Asperchu grew up in Minnesota, where he attended Catholic school for 12 years (it would have been 13 but he was allowed to skip 1st grade due to how high-functioning he was even as a young child); he currently considers himself to be a non-denominational christian who follows the Word of GodJesus with his sound mind and heart. Asperchu's father went out to get a case of beer and promised to be right back, although this was some time in late 2003 and he hasn't been seen since. Asperchu currently lives in Eden Prairie, Minnesota with his grandparents, Grandma Snorlax and Grandpa Alzheichu. When not working hard on Youtube videos, he prefers to relax by playing video games on his Xbox 360 or hanging out with his joy-boys at the mall food court. He attends Normandale Community College with his two best joy-boys, Max and Jivin, where he is pursuing an associates degree in Radiologic Technology.

His dreams lie outside of religion or career, however: He is currently on a Love Quest to obtain a gal-pal who he can build into a sweetheart from the ground up. His standards for a gal-pal are not terribly stringent, although he will not abide gingers or tolerate those who do. Although he is normally a humble and empathic person, he has been known to let his goal-oriented mental block get the best of him, such as during his endeavor to prove that
he is the only true and honest christian.

Asperchu is a high-functioning electric/aspergers hedgehog pokemon. He has no electric-type attacks; however, his aspergers-type attacks do double damage against autistic-type pokemon. His strongest attack is the Asperhameha, which hits his target with a blast of furious energy and can leave them confused and prone to developing mental blocks of their own.

===Sonichu===

[[Image:TheOtherAsperchu.jpg|thumb|Asperchu's bestest joy-boy Sonichu, who eventually got his own spin-off comic due to the popularity of Asperchu.]]

The brother, father (technically, one of two fathers), hetero-life mate, and STRAIGHT joy-boy of Asperchu, with whom he is engaged in an everlasting, STRAIGHT bromance. Sonichu shows up from time to time to assist Asperchu in his adventures and in defeating the villainous forces of the Troll Lords. Even if there aren't any villains to fight or adventures to be had, however, Sonichu and Asperchu just can't stand to be apart for long, so occasionally they will meet up for a late night snuggling rendezvous. He is currently running for the office of District Attorney of the state of Virginia, on a vigorous platform of promoting both gay rights and recognition of Aspergers Syndrome as a component of the Autism Spectrum.

{{clear}}

===Max===

[[Image:Max.jpg|thumb|left|Asperchu's plucky, polyurethane sidekick.]]

One of Asperchu's best friends. He is always a True, Caring friend who only ever looks out for his joy-boys. He is composed of 80% memory foam and is capable of absorbing the properties and attacks of other people by temporarily ingesting them.

===Jivin Pickles===

[[Image:Jivin.jpg|thumb|Aww, shit son, Asperchu just got GANGSTA all up in here.]]

The son of a prominent cucumber farmer, Jivin is Asperchu's black best friend who is black. He is keen to assist Asperchu in his Love Quest, although some speculate it is merely an excuse for him to pursue his own personal Fuck Quest, as his attitude toward gal-pals, while enthusiastic, appears less than wholesome at times. Instead of Christmas, Jivin celebrates Kwanzaa. Asperchu has suggested that he possibly does not realize Jivin is black.

{{clear}}

==Villainous trolls==

===Lisa===

[[Image:PrincessLisa.jpg|thumb|left|She will break your Heart Level.]]

A girl who attends Normandale Community College, Asperchu took a fancy to her, and worked up the courage to ask her on a date for some fine dining and pleasant conversation at the local Burger King; she agreed. However, her plan all along was to embarrass Asperchu by substituting herself with an overweight ginger girl and video taping it for display on her blog, and then purloin Asperchu's Medallion of Power in order to gain access to his Magic. Although Asperchu later defeated her in battle, she still succeeded in both goals, which temporarily broke Asperchu's Heart Level down to about 40%. She is the person responsible for inciting Asperchu to create his own Youtube account so that he could make war on Trolls far and wide. She appears to be in the employ of a mysterious Troll Lord, to whom she delivered the Medallion.

===Radar===

[[Image:GJ-Radar.jpg|thumb|He has GodJesus in his heart. Do you?]]

GJ-Radar, known as John to people who aren't Asperchu. A Born-Again Baptist from rural Texas, he and his fiance Kendra traveled to Minnesota after becoming aware of Asperchu's Youtube rants, which they deemed sacrilegious and sinful. They promptly began proselytizing their particular brand of Christianity to all who would hear. Soon John confronted Asperchu and demanded he overcome his hypocrisy; Asperchu responded by challenging him to a Youtube Godstar Challenge to prove who the real Christian was. Asperchu set the rules of the Youtube Triathlon: Each participant would have to sing their favorite Bible hymn, tell their favorite parable of GodJesus, and display the potency of their GodJesus Magic; the winner would be determined by viewers. Asperchu lost the first two components to John while the third was a draw because Asperchu's Magic only managed to damage his Xbox camera, while John refused to attempt such abhorrent shamanism; John was declared to be the one true Christian, while Asperchu was declared a fraud. Asperchu subsequently stole John's own crucifix necklace and used it to power his Jesus-hameha attack, which hit and injured Kendra when she intervened.

{{clear}}

==Supporting characters==
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==Style==
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