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Talk:Chris and sex

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Femdom:

Actually, so far so good, but I'm wondering - should we include Chris's views on women in a separate article (like how they're "so sweet" and such) or should we include it here? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 28 January 2009 (CET)

It could go under "Knowledge of Sex and Gender." It'd only be a paragraph or so.~[[User:gourmetpickle]]

"he didn't understand sex until watch softcore porn on HBO around age 16)" < Fixed it to "he didn't understand sex until he watched softcore porn on HBO around age 16)". Was a glaring error; Though it was understandable to read through. [[User:IJustDontCareAnymore|IJustDontCareAnymore]] 00:13, 18 April 2009 (CEST)

I added the asexuality section to here, I totally forgot about this article when I originally wrote it. -- [[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 09:13, 6 August 2009 (CEST)
:While I don't subscribe to the idea he's asexual, you present a great case for the idea. Personally, I'm of the belief Chris has the mentality of a spoiled 9-year-old who wants to play with his toys and video games 24/7, but who also wants in on the fun parts of being "grown up" without really understanding their implications. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 10:06, 8 August 2009 (CEST)

Is that conversation between Chris and Panda about her getting raped recorded somewhere? That is fucking beyond belief and I need to see it. [[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 21:04, 18 August 2009 (CEST)

== Chris and Incest ==

Shouldn't there be a section on this page that displays Chris' thoughts on incest? As I recall, Chris and a troll talked about it back a long time ago in one of the earliest Mumble chats. Let's also not forget what was implied between Sonichu and Rosechu in episode 9 of the audiobooks. What do you think? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 12:39. 29 September 2009

I think your furriness masks your intelligence, kid. Good Idea.--[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:51, 29 September 2009 (CEST)

''I don't know why Sonichu and Rosechu's children haven't Evolved yet. I make sure Sonichu and Rosechu have Good, Straight '''Incest''' with their children on a Regular Basis, which SHOULD raise their Friendship Level significantly! '''Why wouldn't anyone want to have Sex'''?! I don't understand, but hopefully they will Evolve Soon.'' This is from the last letter on [[Mailbag 58]]. Now that's just sick, man. --[[User:OverTheRainbow|OverTheRainbow]] 17:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

I'm not sure if that answer was genuinely from Chris or not, could it have been from when Cwcipedia was vandilized? Or is I being naive?--[[User:Lunachu|Lunachu]] 19:18, 7 April 2010
:Indeed, it was from the vandalism. I archived it for great justice. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:58, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

If there is a case to be made that Chris has an incest fixation, someone should go ahead and write it up. I'd do it myself, but I can't really think of any solid evidence beyond Crystal's resemblance to that "Girlfriend's Gift" trading card. I believe you that there's an argument to be made here, Ed, or at least lulz to be generated. What did you have in mind? [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 11:54, 30 April 2010 (CEST)
:Added a bit on the incest thing. Personally, I think that Chris fails to differentiate between the different kinds of love. It's all the same to him, and it all ends in glorious sex one way or the other. When he discovered sex, it became a black hole eating away at all his previous concepts of love, so everything becomes a thin parody of romantic love that serves as a bullet train to china. Pick your favorite: he's 1) just that desperate for sex, 2) just that ignorant of social convention and feelings, or 3) just that much of a heartless monster who thinks with his broken genitals. [[User:EnsignDisposable|EnsignDisposable]] 17:07, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

I believe Chris has commented on the subject of incest in his mailbags a few times, both to accusations of Sonichu and Rosechu's relationship being incestual, and on the legality of cousin marriage. I'm not sure which mailbags they were, but they need mentioning in this section. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:03, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

Hold up, hold up.

I might be new to CWCki, but can we really take the video here as fact? Nothing's been cited, it's just that some girl said that he fucks his mom. I really doubt that can be a valid source. Sure, it could happen, knowing Chris, but it's a bit far-fetched and isn't backed up by anything. We haven't heard it directly from the horse's mouth, so to speak, so we can't take it as fact, can we? If Chris, in all his wisdom, admits it himself, then it would be, undoubtedly, but some random trolls? I don't think so. I vote we strike that out of the section. / [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]] 16:08, 14 November 2010 (GMT)

==Rape split==
Given the stuff about Panda particularly and the fact that rape is a frequent thing when it comes to Chris, anyone think that perhaps the rape section could be split off into its own article? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:01, 3 October 2009 (CEST)
* Sounds like a good idea to me. A ''lot'' could be written about that subject.

It'll probably be the creepiest article on this site, though. *shudder* --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 08:11, 3 October 2009 (CEST)

I'll run off with the current "Chris and Rape" section and make an article on its own. If nobody likes it, feel free to delete it; I'll leave the text on this page intact so that reverting it will be easier. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 23:57, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
*Alrighty, just did this. It's over [[Chris and Rape|here]]. Didn't add it to the template since it's not quite kosher yet. [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 00:11, 25 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prostitution quote==
Where did the quote from the prostitution thing come from? that seems like a conversation or e-mail worth reading.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:44, 24 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's penis==
Could someone find a pic of a seven inch erect penis in flaccid state, to compare to Chris's flaccid penis? The one from the shower vid definitely can't be seven inches, because it's about the same size as mine and I'm sure as hell not seven inches. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:58, 30 November 2009 (CET)

Turgid size doesn't always correlate perfectly with flaccid size. [[User:Kajillion|Kajillion]] 06:26, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Another point; Chris's obesity is not helping his manhood's size. The layers of fat around the base of his penis might artificially shrinks it. Besides, I wonder why we are talking about this. Chris got the habit to make false claims. In fact, I took the time to download and watch his "Mass-Debate" videos and I refuse to believe that his unit measure seven inches. He might make the number by adding his scrotum but I bet he's not longer than five. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:44, 17 December 2009 (CET)

Speaking of which, would it be possible to move that lower in the page, maybe put it under a spoiler tag? I and maybe a few others would rather not be scarred for life any further by it showing up the first second we glance our eyes onto the page. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:26, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
* A sign warning you of really nasty shit like this would be okay, too. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 22:28, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
** I'll say what I said below: I attempted to make a gallery-view thing but the pic won't display in a gallery. it's weird. If anyone is better with galleries they really should do this. I really don't want to look at that fucking thing, and I'd like to know what's in the article. it seems interesting. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:32, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

==Coping Methods==
Would anyone happen to exactly know how Chris's coping methods are unhealthy? I kind of know about the sex change, but what about his other methods? --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 21:10, 14 March 2009 (GMT)

*They're explained pretty well here. He wants to, at least mentally, punish himself for having homoerotic thoughts. He wants to ban gay people from reality so that he never has to have those thoughts again. He's so convinced, for whatever reason, that homosexuality is just plain wrong, that he can't even allow himself to have these thoughts, let alone accept them. It's no healthier than reparative therapy is. also why does your sig say it's March? --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 05:25, 9 December 2009 (CET)
**This goes beyond homosexuality. Chris is taking great length to not mention anything remotely sexualized. His use of the terms "Pickle", "China" "Mass Debating" and "Hanky-Panky" instead of the proper terms for genitals, masturbation and sexual relations shows us what kind of cluster-fuck Chris's psyche really is. He's still in the stage where using or not using a "Magical Mantra" can give you free stuff and avoid taking responsibilities. Quite immature but oh-so autistic if you ask me. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 21:07, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Common Questions==
*A while back Chris said his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie. I was hoping he would have a weirder taste, but is there any way we can use this information? [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 08:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*You can just slap it in the article. (I.E. "At one time, Chris admitted that his favorite porn actresses were Jenna Jameson, Carmen Luvana, and Daisy Marie.")

==Knowledge of Anatomy==
The anatomy of Rosechu shows that Chris knows very little about female anatomy. However since this article is long should it be a new article? Chris and female anatomy or something? --[[User:Fearfulsymmetry|Fearfulsymmetry]] 22:17, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
:Let's just call it Chris and anatomy, because we can see by his CWCRockin4Way picture that he fails harder at anatomy than Rob Liefeld. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:24, 7 April 2010 (UTC)

== Asexuality ==
This article is supposedly oversized right? So here's an idea: Why not split off Asexuality into its own article? Because Chris has given a lot of his own opinions on asexuality before, maybe we could make that its own article in the same vein of the Homos article and just add that section into it? We could write a whole lot more on asexuality than just a theory that CHris might be it. We could put in stuff about his opinions on it, the problems it caused him with Megan, ect ect. Thoughts? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:53, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think we have enough information concerning his opinion about asexuals, so let's do it. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 19:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
::My Split Off template finally came in useful. I am pleased. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:26, 7 April 2010 (UTC)
Just get rid of the retarded arguments for Chris being asexual. Chris is most certainly NOT asexual and anyone who's watched him closely for a short period of time knows that. There's a simple way to shorten up the article. [[User:Elephant|Elephant]] 02:01, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

==Gallery/Spoiler Tag?==
I agree that this article is too long, and I want to help on it, but I think one of the most important steps is not making everyone look at Chris' duck every time they open the page. It's good that it's in there somewhere, but would it be possible to make it hidden somehow for us STRAIGHT individuals? Feel free to ignore this, probably a shitty idea and I'm probably a pussy for caring, but there's something about dicks that disrupts my flow. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 01:39, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:Honestly, I dont' think the gay individuals really want to see Chris's malformed wang any more than we do. Some things are just plain not cool.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:44, 24 April 2010 (UTC)
:: I tried to make this, but the picture just won't display in a gallery. I think the gallery's sentient. If anyone knows how to do this better, it would be appreciated a lot. --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 23:29, 25 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Fixed. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:14, 26 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Very nice! What did you do to make it work? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 21:00, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

== Mount and do me ==

Should we include some information about how he doesn't realize that this is a receiver's shirt and how he fails to properly understand the joke? To me, he probably saw the shirt at Goodwill and thought "HURR HURR SEX JOKE" and bought it outright not knowing what it actually means. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

==About this Potential Edit War==
Guys, calm the fuck down. We removed Chris' dick in the Duck article, and if you look at its talk page you'll see that I was largely in support of that change. The Sex page was also previously censored, and again I supported that change. If you can't tell, I think the picture should be censored.

However, DSteks, you really shouldn't just revert changes repeatedly without saying why. If you want it censored, you need the other editors to be on board, and you are ruining your argument by just dicking around (no pun intended, but I'm keeping it) and reverting edits. Talk it out for fuck's sake. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:50, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

*Also, because 1) I am in support of this censorship and 2) judging by DStecks' edits, he won't argue this himself, here's my principle argument for censoring this image in this and every article it is present in.

:*I fail to see any explicit advantage for not censoring this image. If we leave it uncensored, what does a reader gain from being assaulted by Chris' penis? If they are curious for whatever reason, it is still present, and so those who want to see it still can, and with ease. A showhide box does not disrupt the message of the passage, and the section functions independently of the image, making the picture extraneous.

:*On the other hand, those who don't want to see a naked Chris can still read the article without viewing the image, and without detracting from the message of the passage.

:*In effect, the optionality of the image enhances the experience of some users without detracting in any large way from the experiences of other users. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 18:03, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

::Well I am against censoring as CWCki is uncensored (with the exception of certain personal information) and in the fact that people are looking at articles with the topic of "...sex" etc. If there's no solid reason TO censor, then avoid it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:43, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

:I suppose the next thing you're going to do is to remove the hiding template from the [[Nudes]] and [[Rule 34]] pages? Be consistent, guize. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 21:32, 23 October 2010 (PDT)
::Hiding galleries is somewhat different. Plus I've always thought the Rule 34 gallery was tongue-in-cheek. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:44, 23 October 2010 (PDT)

Why is this a big argument? Nobody wants to look at the dick. Just delete it. I'd like to read this in my leisure time without worrying about someone thinking I'm staring at a fat shit's dick. / [[User:PerilousSquall|PerilousSquall]]16:24, 14 November 2010 (MT)

== "Female species" ==

I'm pretty sure his reference to women being a different "species" is influenced by Pokemon. In the original game the beasts were for the most part of undefined gender, while those who did have a gender were treated as different species to their counterparts of the other gender (ex. miltank/tauros, nidorina/nidorino). Keep in mind he knows shit about biology and uses Pokemon terms as if they were common knowledge and a part of everyday conversation.--[[User:Can't Unsee|Can't Unsee]] 18:11, 14 January 2011 (PST)

== The Prostitute ==

Do we know for sure that Chris only told the story about Jack to get free sex? (Has he said as much?) Or could another reason for hanging up on him be that he mentioned wanting to tape the act? I'm sure a prostitute wouldn't like the fact that a guy would want to tape the act, for obvious reasons. Not trying to say Chris wouldn't try to get free sex from a prostitute, I'm just throwing out another option.... That Chris actually thought a Prostitute would allow him to video tape her doing her illicit occupation.... for a PSN account no less. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 07:54, 25 October 2011 (PDT)
:Chris generally doesn't think things through, so it doesn't surprise me if he figured she would probably be up for it. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:38, 25 October 2011 (PDT)

== Chris and BDSM ==

I want to make this section. Good idea? I'm not the best at editing, but if I'm the only one who cares enough to do it I will. [[User:Femdom|Femdom]] 14:12, 26 November 2011 (PST)
:* Depends on what you exactly want to add. Personally I can't think of enough stuff for BDSM to have its own section...but if you can (with references, not speculation) go for it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:05, 26 November 2011 (PST)
::*Then I suppose I will get on it. Although, the stuff about him spanking himself is pretty explicit to me. And also, pegging. I will get my references together. [[User:Femdom|Femdom]] 18:28, 13 December 2011 (PST)

Talk:Chris and sex

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TheCWCvilleLibrary

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Femdom: /* Formation */

{{protip|TheCWCvilleLibrary is the TRUE and HONEST authoritative source for CWC videos. Use TheCWCvilleLibrary videos when possible.}}

[[Image:Curators.PNG|thumb|Max and Abejita, the two curators.]]

'''TheCWCvilleLibrary''' is a [[YouTube]] account which began as the final project of the now-retired Arjen Van Dierten when [[Chris|Chris's]] antics drove Arjen to [[death|Valhalla]].

The Library is currently run by The Curators, led by head curator [[User:Shiny Marshtomp|Abejita Cortez]] (a frantic [[Ricardo|Guatemalan]]), after the first head curator, [[BlueSpike|Max Milvania]], found himself in trouble with [[jerkops|authorities]] back in the former Soviet state of Georgia for his involvement with Georgia's breakaway Republic of [[Molvanîa]]; he has since been re-instated as a Curator that handles [[Sign Destruction Video|uploading things]] when the head curator is out.

Within the confines of the Library is everything Arjen (and now The Curators) has ever archived of Christian from the latest and not-so-greatest to a [[Chris humps his PS3|few rare gems]].

==Origins==
[[Image:AVDierten icon.jpg|thumb|Arjen's modest CWC video mirror channel would become the ultimate repository for all Chris related videos.]]

Initially, Chris blocked comments and ratings on his entries and deleted his [[videos]] at whim, forcing the patriotic Arjen to post mirrors of deleted CWC videos on YouTube with annotations for our [[lulz]]. At some point around the end of [[2008]], Chris allowed comments, but he continued deleting his videos with little or no warning. Ironically, he kept that [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|gay-bashing video]], just to show everyone [[I'm sorry, Dude|his apology]] for making it was insincere.

==Formation==

On 14 [[June 2009]], Arjen's final project, TheCWCvilleLibrary, received the last (at that point) 69 videos from his solo account. When Chris uploaded two new videos later that night, they went straight into the Library, bypassing the solo account entirely. Arjen then changed his profile to read [[Niggos|"The Pool is Closed,"]] then explained the existence and purpose of the Library to both [[ED]] and [[/cwc/]], lest anyone believe it was just yet another person trying to steal Arjen's thunder.

Two weeks later, AVD posted what would be his final missive<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dOMnum-id4]</ref> to the [[Internet]] and to Chris.

Since Chris [[100 2357.MOV|quit the Internet]] and deleted almost all of his videos on 22 [[November 2010]], TheCWCvilleLibrary is the only online source for earlier Chris-chan vids, and from 27 [[July 2011]] the only source for [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]] vids as well.

Although Chris returned to the internet again in [[August 2011]], some of Chris's videos were flagged and taken down for hate speech. These videos are only available on TheCWCvilleLibrary.

==Sauces==
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==External links==
* [http://youtube.com/TheCWCvilleLibrary TheCWCvilleLibrary] on [[YouTube]]

[[Category:Not TRUE and ORIGINAL]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

True and Loyal Fanbase

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[[Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|thumb|Spread the word!]]

{{quote|1000000000+|[[Chris's]] totally accurate and [[Chris and His Ego|unbiased]] estimate of the number of ''Sonichu'' fans, [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|Common Questions, 26 January 2010]].}}

[[Chris]] constantly refers to his [[trolls|fans]] as his '''True and Loyal Fanbase''' (or [[Speech impediment|"fandase"]]). '''Fun Fact:''' There are no actual [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fans. Literally none. Let's pretend that looking at the garbage Chris produces is not enough proof to support that statement. Let's pretend the fact that he updates his shit whenever he feels like it, and expects everyone to wait patiently is not enough proof to support that statement. Consider this: If there actually was one, wouldn't we have found out about them by now?

Nevertheless, in [[Mailbag 48|Mailbag #48]], Chris stated that he believes he has over one billion fans, meaning that roughly one-seventh of the world's population (or over [[Chris and the Internet|half of Internet users]]) has supposedly discovered and grown to love ''Sonichu'' since the comic began back in [[2000]].

==Personal army==
[[File:ChrisPersonalArmy.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Like many individuals who have become notorious on the Internet, Chris believes that he has a sizable fanbase that adores him. Furthermore, he persists in this belief despite the fact that his "fanbase" has repeatedly proven to be comprised exclusively of [[trolls]].

Chris addresses his supposed supporters whenever he feels they would be most helpful, such as when he needs support in a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] or wants to see a [[Clyde Cash|troll taken care of]], and speaks in the sincere expectation that total strangers will carry out his orders simply because he gave them. This belief was likely reinforced by the backfired trolling attempt during the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], and it's possible that's what drives him to continue acting this way.

Chris tried to play the personal army game in the aftermath of his [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|12 April 2010 confrontation]] with [[Michael Snyder]]. The related [[Jackie e-mails]] gave us an interesting glance at Chris's perspective on his ability to command his fans, as well as this interesting tidbit:

{{Quote|Considering after what had transpired, I decided to upload the audio-only video onto my [[YouTube]]. I tried to be nice and peaceful. Now HE (Michale) will have to deal with my [[Trolls]] for his discrimination against me.|Chris, [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#The GAMe PLACe Aftermath: Chris' Version|expressing his belief that trolls will help him.]]}}

It's currently unclear why Chris believes his trolls would bow to his requests. It's possible he thinks that his trolls are indiscriminately cruel to everyone, and that, if given a target, they would lash out against it without a second thought. Then again, given his sizable [[ego]] and shaky grasp on [[reality]], it's also possible he thinks that trolls will do what he says just because he said it.

On 17 [[July 2010]] Chris posted a series of [[Twitter|tweets]] (if they can be called that given that Chris boldly defies the definition of microblogging) on his [[Twitter]] account after roughly three months of silence. In typical Chris fashion, he was only doing so not out of care for his fans but to ask for people to give him DLC codes for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', helping to push his agenda along by claiming that he was still working on the ''Sonichu'' comics. This is despite the fact that much of Chris's ''Sonichu'' fanbase had long ago given up hopes for any new pages. Along with e-begging, Chris proceeded to plug his ''ModNation Racers'' creations.

Chris's understand of his personal army has become more apparent with the [[Calling Out]] videos. Somehow, Chris thinks that revealing the contact information of his trolls guarantees that they will be trolled. It is not difficult to see Chris's pattern of thought here, considering the fact that ever since his own address was released on the internet it made his house a hot spot for phone calls from trolls, letters from trolls, and hookers from trolls.

==Chris's contempt for his fans==
[[Image:Sonichufans.png|thumb|Fans of ''Sonichu'' lining up to get an autograph from Chris.]]
Chris takes his alleged fanbase entirely for granted. When he doesn't want something from them, he ignores them. He is happy to try and extort them, in fact, as when he threatened [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|to withhold his comics unless the ED page was taken down]]. Despite his contemptuous attitude towards them, he assumes that his TRUE and LOYAL fans will keep the [[trolls]] in check. Another example came on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|27 August 2009]], when Chris implored his fanbase to remove every last video that showed the [[Tour of Chris's House|tour of his house]] after his father found out about it. To this day, mirrors of the two-part video still pop up to mock Chris.

Despite his belief that his fans adore him, Chris is notoriously inattentive to the sort of things that allow a person to continue having fans. He believes that people love him for his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], and yet his updates are often months apart. His attitude is neatly summed up at the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in the message from [[Things Chris has ripped off|Marvey Blaziken]]. Chris wants the adulation that goes along with being a popular [[art]]ist, but he thinks that he ought to receive it in exchange for whatever amount of effort he feels like putting forth. Which, Chris being Chris, isn't very much at all.

Chris refuses to take responsibility for his output or lack thereof, blaming any troubles on [[stress]] caused by the trolls. In a sense, because he expects his fans to take care of the trolls for him, he's blaming them for the fact that he can't keep updates regular. He also shows his fans contempt by having the radio on in the background during fan chats over [[Mumble]]<ref>[[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3.5|Mumble #3.5]]</ref> and giving extremely short, often rude, responses to lengthy, innocent questions in the [[Mailbag]].

As his ego has swollen over the years, Chris seems to have come to believe he can control what his fans do with their lives. In [[Down with asperchu|a video from January 2010]], Chris told his fans to never read an issue of ''[[Asperchu]]'' because "there are no LINKS" to Chris's works. He later went so far as to try and [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwash]] his followers into hating what he viewed as a rival comic.

==Chris turns on his fans==
In [[March 2010]], after a troll interfered in Chris's pursuit of [[The Wallflower]], Chris took to his [[CWC Blog|blog]] and attacked his fans along with the trolls, accusing them of breaking up his quest for true love out of a selfish desire to consume more of his comics. "You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to be," he declared, "[[Chris and hypocrisy|so self-absorbed in yourselves]], [[Snorlax|spoiled]], and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and [[Chris and art|art]] MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug [[Chris and money|greedy]], [[Chris and anger|impatient]], [[Sarah Hammer|un]][[Megan|lov]][[The Wallflower|ed]] and corrupted people."

He also claimed to tire of trying to please the "millions" of fans he has. Instead, he explained that he only wants to please "[[Chris|the local few around me]] who I truly and deeply care about." What this could mean is a number of things. The biggest thing he feels they have done is trolled him just as badly as the trolls themselves just to get his comics. Thus, he feels that they share equal blame with the trolls just because he doesn't want to spend time working on his comic.

This might have represented a valuable moment of clarity on Chris's part. He may have managed to discover, however inadvertently, that all his comic really accomplishes is to draw unwelcome attention to him.

Unsurprisingly, Chris soon forgot all about this and went back to assuming command over his personal army, directing them to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|harass a manager]] for not letting him back into a store.

==List of fans who aren't trolls==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
* [[Chris and his Ego]]
* [[Chris and hypocrisy]]

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

True and Loyal Fanbase

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Femdom: /* Personal army */

[[Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|thumb|Spread the word!]]

{{quote|1000000000+|[[Chris's]] totally accurate and [[Chris and His Ego|unbiased]] estimate of the number of ''Sonichu'' fans, [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|Common Questions, 26 January 2010]].}}

[[Chris]] constantly refers to his [[trolls|fans]] as his '''True and Loyal Fanbase''' (or [[Speech impediment|"fandase"]]). '''Fun Fact:''' There are no actual [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] fans. Literally none. Let's pretend that looking at the garbage Chris produces is not enough proof to support that statement. Let's pretend the fact that he updates his shit whenever he feels like it, and expects everyone to wait patiently is not enough proof to support that statement. Consider this: If there actually was one, wouldn't we have found out about them by now?

Nevertheless, in [[Mailbag 48|Mailbag #48]], Chris stated that he believes he has over one billion fans, meaning that roughly one-seventh of the world's population (or over [[Chris and the Internet|half of Internet users]]) has supposedly discovered and grown to love ''Sonichu'' since the comic began back in [[2000]].

==Personal army==
[[File:ChrisPersonalArmy.jpg|thumb|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
Like many individuals who have become notorious on the Internet, Chris believes that he has a sizable fanbase that adores him. Furthermore, he persists in this belief despite the fact that his "fanbase" has repeatedly proven to be comprised exclusively of [[trolls]].

Chris addresses his supposed supporters whenever he feels they would be most helpful, such as when he needs support in a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] or wants to see a [[Clyde Cash|troll taken care of]], and speaks in the sincere expectation that total strangers will carry out his orders simply because he gave them. This belief was likely reinforced by the backfired trolling attempt during the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], and it's possible that's what drives him to continue acting this way.

Chris tried to play the personal army game in the aftermath of his [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|12 April 2010 confrontation]] with [[Michael Snyder]]. The related [[Jackie e-mails]] gave us an interesting glance at Chris's perspective on his ability to command his fans, as well as this interesting tidbit:

{{Quote|Considering after what had transpired, I decided to upload the audio-only video onto my [[YouTube]]. I tried to be nice and peaceful. Now HE (Michale) will have to deal with my [[Trolls]] for his discrimination against me.|Chris, [[Jackie e-mails Part 2#The GAMe PLACe Aftermath: Chris' Version|expressing his belief that trolls will help him.]]}}

It's currently unclear why Chris believes his trolls would bow to his requests. It's possible he thinks that his trolls are indiscriminately cruel to everyone, and that, if given a target, they would lash out against it without a second thought. Then again, given his sizable [[ego]] and shaky grasp on [[reality]], it's also possible he thinks that trolls will do what he says just because he said it.

On 17 [[July 2010]] Chris posted a series of [[Twitter|tweets]] (if they can be called that given that Chris boldly defies the definition of microblogging) on his [[Twitter]] account after roughly three months of silence. In typical Chris fashion, he was only doing so not out of care for his fans but to ask for people to give him DLC codes for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'', helping to push his agenda along by claiming that he was still working on the ''Sonichu'' comics. This is despite the fact that much of Chris's ''Sonichu'' fanbase had long ago given up hopes for any new pages. Along with e-begging, Chris proceeded to plug his ''ModNation Racers'' creations.

Chris's understand of his personal army has become more apparent with the [[Calling Out]] videos. Somehow, Chris thinks that revealing the contact information of his trolls guarantees that they will be trolled. It is not difficult to see Chris's pattern of thought here, considering the fact that ever since his own address was released on the internet, it made his house a hot spot for phone calls from trolls, letters from trolls, and hookers from trolls.

==Chris's contempt for his fans==
[[Image:Sonichufans.png|thumb|Fans of ''Sonichu'' lining up to get an autograph from Chris.]]
Chris takes his alleged fanbase entirely for granted. When he doesn't want something from them, he ignores them. He is happy to try and extort them, in fact, as when he threatened [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|to withhold his comics unless the ED page was taken down]]. Despite his contemptuous attitude towards them, he assumes that his TRUE and LOYAL fans will keep the [[trolls]] in check. Another example came on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|27 August 2009]], when Chris implored his fanbase to remove every last video that showed the [[Tour of Chris's House|tour of his house]] after his father found out about it. To this day, mirrors of the two-part video still pop up to mock Chris.

Despite his belief that his fans adore him, Chris is notoriously inattentive to the sort of things that allow a person to continue having fans. He believes that people love him for his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], and yet his updates are often months apart. His attitude is neatly summed up at the end of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in the message from [[Things Chris has ripped off|Marvey Blaziken]]. Chris wants the adulation that goes along with being a popular [[art]]ist, but he thinks that he ought to receive it in exchange for whatever amount of effort he feels like putting forth. Which, Chris being Chris, isn't very much at all.

Chris refuses to take responsibility for his output or lack thereof, blaming any troubles on [[stress]] caused by the trolls. In a sense, because he expects his fans to take care of the trolls for him, he's blaming them for the fact that he can't keep updates regular. He also shows his fans contempt by having the radio on in the background during fan chats over [[Mumble]]<ref>[[Mumble 1|Mumble #1]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 3.5|Mumble #3.5]]</ref> and giving extremely short, often rude, responses to lengthy, innocent questions in the [[Mailbag]].

As his ego has swollen over the years, Chris seems to have come to believe he can control what his fans do with their lives. In [[Down with asperchu|a video from January 2010]], Chris told his fans to never read an issue of ''[[Asperchu]]'' because "there are no LINKS" to Chris's works. He later went so far as to try and [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwash]] his followers into hating what he viewed as a rival comic.

==Chris turns on his fans==
In [[March 2010]], after a troll interfered in Chris's pursuit of [[The Wallflower]], Chris took to his [[CWC Blog|blog]] and attacked his fans along with the trolls, accusing them of breaking up his quest for true love out of a selfish desire to consume more of his comics. "You all are just as Terrible as I portrayed [[Mary Lee Walsh]] to be," he declared, "[[Chris and hypocrisy|so self-absorbed in yourselves]], [[Snorlax|spoiled]], and such, YOU ONLY want more story arcs and [[Chris and art|art]] MORE QUICKLY than my own Inspiration can come up with. You all are nothing bug [[Chris and money|greedy]], [[Chris and anger|impatient]], [[Sarah Hammer|un]][[Megan|lov]][[The Wallflower|ed]] and corrupted people."

He also claimed to tire of trying to please the "millions" of fans he has. Instead, he explained that he only wants to please "[[Chris|the local few around me]] who I truly and deeply care about." What this could mean is a number of things. The biggest thing he feels they have done is trolled him just as badly as the trolls themselves just to get his comics. Thus, he feels that they share equal blame with the trolls just because he doesn't want to spend time working on his comic.

This might have represented a valuable moment of clarity on Chris's part. He may have managed to discover, however inadvertently, that all his comic really accomplishes is to draw unwelcome attention to him.

Unsurprisingly, Chris soon forgot all about this and went back to assuming command over his personal army, directing them to [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|harass a manager]] for not letting him back into a store.

==List of fans who aren't trolls==
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==Sauces==
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==See also==
* [[Chris and his Ego]]
* [[Chris and hypocrisy]]

[[Category:People]]
[[Category:CWC-isms]]

User:Femdom

2011-09-06T14:51:46Z

Femdom:

I was the first and original Femdom! Chris Chan can never achieve true femdom!

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User:Femdom

2011-09-06T13:53:15Z

Femdom:

I WAS THE FIRST AND ORIGINAL FEMDOM! CHRIS CHAN CAN NEVER ACHIEVE TRUE FEMDOM!

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Correction of EX relationship status

2011-09-05T20:33:29Z

Femdom:

'''Correction of EX relationship status''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[August 2011]]. Chris uses this video to [[retcon|clarify]] his references to the [[Wallflower]] in previous videos as his ex-girlfriend, instead insisting that she was simply a friend who is female, who he is no longer friends with. Chris also reveals that he has found a new [[sweetheart]].

== Video ==
{{quote|**Normally, I would not mind a "[[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria Morgandorfer]]" like "Wallflower", but after how COLD she was to me, and spooking me bad today, I would not want to have anything to do with her even if she did a COMPLETE emotional 180.}}
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| next = [[Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada|Exposed - Jeremy Slonwhite of Vancouver, BC Canada]]
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=== Transcript ===
Hello! I am making this, uh, additional video on the side to, uh, note a correction. Uh, in the recent-uh, in the recent video, where I mentioned that, uh, Heather was my ex-girlfriend, I did not mean that the way it sounded. I meant the term loosely in that she was a [[Gal Pal|girl, and that she was a friend of mine]], but then because of what happened soon after, uh, or near the end of the friendship, she dumped me as a friend, and doesn't want- any have- want anything to do with me ever again.

And, uh, with that aside, I would like to, uh, furder resu- furder resume the, uh, my revenge on the, uh, trolls, because everybody knows what they have done against me. My [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my, uh, [[The Chaotic Combo|friends]], and the few I have around here, and uh, my con-my congregation at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|the church]], they're all- they all back me up on this, including my- including my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] whose name I will not be re- be revealing at this time... yeah.

And, uh, also, uh, just an additional note to, uh, [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] over there. Uh, in-uh, if he wants to, uh, keep me updated, uh, more quickly, instead of, uh, recording new videos, he may con- he may still contact me at my AOL address, of which, uh, him, as well as the majority of other [[Trolls|trolls]] are aware of. So they may respond to me through [[Emails|E-mail]] as well. Asi-uh, unless they wish to do a-do the video anyway to make their public apologies and whatnot... yes.

''[Groans and smacks head]''

Dang it, [[Autism|I'm losin' my- I'm losing my seriousness here, lost it there]]. But I am very serious on, uh, getting what-getting justice, what has-what ha-what I've been waiting for for the past four years. Anyway, with that, uh, I would also like to mention that I regularly, rarely do not check my [[voicemail]]s. Pretty much, I, uh, check them when they exceed, like, ten or so. Because I am st-I am still paranoid of people [[Prank calls|abusing me]] over da phone lines... yeah.

So, I just leave y'all with that for... this. Have a good day.
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Talk:Mailbag 55

2011-09-04T17:54:13Z

Femdom:

==="What is YOUR Dream Career?"===

Anyone have any idea as to how Chris could have possibly misread the message to produce that idiocy? [[User:Xentrilus|Xentrilus]] 05:03, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:If I had to guess I'd say it's like the time Clyde called Chris out on his idiocy in IRC, and Chris responded by asking Clyde if he liked family guy. So some sort of autistic escape tactic, I guess.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 05:18, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

That was my message, any suggestions on how to reply? I was going to reiterate my statement and give an answer to the question.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:50, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
: Also, I think it's because I brought up his insane Crystal "Prophecy" thing. Now I think he thinks God tells people what job they should have as well as who they should pair off with.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:53, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:Sounds about right for Chris. Go ahead. Make a response. We can't let him get away with this bullshit. Also on a seperate note: Did he just fucking admit to being a bad Christian?! Holy shit. Thats...What? The third time in his life he has admitted to being wrong? Its certainly a first for the mailbag. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:39, 20 February 2010 (UTC)
:: I wasn't really surprised at all. He's happy to say that he's wrong at times, it just doesn't mean anything. He'll just refuse to change his actions or behaviour; it's just lip service to shut people up when he has no defence. Like repeating people's words on the phone to 'prove' that he's really listening. - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 13:54, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

== Email to the President ==

Anyone want to send him that picture of Obama in his swimsuit at the beach? Also counterpoint that the only reason girls go to see the Twilight movies is to see those half-naked men. I would do it, but my emails never get published[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 19:21, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

User:Femdom

2011-09-03T14:26:50Z

Femdom:

Personally? I don't hate Chris. The only reason I support the trolling of Chris is because I believe it will one day make him a productive member of society. If he can do it, anyone can.

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User:Femdom

2011-09-03T14:03:12Z

Femdom:

Personally? I don't hate Chris. The only reason I support the trolling of Chris is because I believe it truly helps him understand reality better. I don't do it for the lulz, and I don't do it because he's a terrible person, I do it because I see the potential that Chris has as a functional member of society. Unlikely? Perhaps. But if Chris can do it, I think that sends a message to everybody that anybody can change for the better.

{{femdom}}

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2011-09-03T13:49:27Z

Femdom:

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User:Femdom

2011-09-03T12:42:37Z

Femdom:

...Hi. I will get to this I suppose.

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User:Femdom/Userbox

2011-09-03T12:38:15Z

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2011-09-03T12:37:46Z

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Correction of EX relationship status

2011-08-10T18:07:34Z

Femdom:

{{Recent}}
'''Correction of EX relationship status''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 10 [[August 2011]]. Chris uses this video to [[retcon|clarify]] his references to the [[Wallflower]] in previous videos as his ex-girlfriend, instead insisting that she was simply a friend who is female, who he is no longer friends with. Chris then announces that he has a girlfriend.

== Video ==
{{quote|**Normally, I would not mind a "Daria Morgandorfer" like "Wallflower", but after how COLD she was to me, and spooking me bad today, I would not want to have anything to do with her even if she did a COMPLETE emotional 180.}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Correction of EX relationship status
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wQEdnYD9axU}}
| stardate = 10 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{Redbra|text}}, Unknown
| previous = [[Calling Out#Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===
{{Transcription}}
Hello! I am making this, uh, additional video on the side to, uh, note a correction. Uh, in the recent-uh, in the recent video, where I mentioned that, uh, Heather was my ex girlfriend, I did not mean that the way it sounded. I meant the term loosely in that she was a girl, and that she was a friend of mine, but then because of what happened soon after, uh, or near the end of the friendship, she dumped me as a friend, and doesn't want- any have- want anything to do with me ever again.

And, uh, with that aside, I would to, uh, furder resu- furder resume the, uh, my revenge on the, uh, trolls, because everybody knows what they have done against me. My [[Chandler Family Tree|family]], my, uh, [[The Chaotic Combo|friends]], and the few I have around here, and uh, my con-my congregation at [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|the church]], they're all- they all back me up on this, including my- including my [[Sweetheart|girlfriend]] whose name I will not be re- revealing at this time...yeah.

And, uh, also, uh, just an additional note to, uh, [[Surfshack Tito|Don]] over there. Uh, in-uh, if he wants to, uh, keep me updated, uh, more quickly, instead of, uh, recording new videos, he may con- he may still contact me at my AOL address, of which, uh, him, as well as the majority of other [[Trolls|trolls]] are aware of. So they may respond to me through E-mail as well. Asi-uh, unless they wish to do a-do the video anyway to make their public apologies and whatnot...yes.

''[Groans and smacks head]''

Dang it, [[Autism|I'm losin' my- I'm losing my serious here, lost it there]]. But I am very serious on, uh, getting what-getting justice, what has-what ha-what I've been waiting for for the past four years. Anyway, with that, uh, I would also like to mention that I regularly, rarely do not check my [[Voicemail|voicemails]]. Pretty much, I, uh, check them when they exceed ten or so. Because I am st-I am still paranoid of people [[Abusive babysitter|abusing me]] over da phone lines...yeah.

So, I just leave y'all with that for...this. Have a good day.
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User:Femdom

2011-08-10T17:54:55Z

Femdom: Created page with "...Hi. I will get to this I suppose."

...Hi. I will get to this I suppose.

Talk:Mailbag 55

2010-10-28T00:05:59Z

Femdom: