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User:Fenny

2014-01-05T00:43:03Z

Fenny:

<s>Sonic Underground in my sandbox.</s> effort.

Christopher Paul Whitney reveal

2014-01-05T00:31:13Z

Fenny: Rewrote the last sentence of the summary for clarity.

'''Christopher Paul Whitney reveal''' is a video uploaded by CWCvilleProductions on 30 [[August 2011]], and part of the [[Calling Out]] series. In this video, Chris deflates the big fat balloon of [[Alec Benson Leary]] a day ahead of schedule.

Chris-chan reveals the real face behind [[Asperchu]], then proceeds to spend the remainder of the video mocking Alec by [[Random Access Humor|beatboxing]], [[Chris and health#Nutrition|eating a cheap microwave pizza]], and [[Chris and hypocrisy|calling Alec fat]] whilst assuring everyone he's [[Chris and reality|thin]].

Due to the death of [[Bob|his father]] one week later, this is the last Youtube video personally released by Chris until [[CWC Lego Manchester High School Oct 18 2013|November 2013]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Christopher Paul Whitney reveal
| video = {{#ev:youtube|s8wuTuzw-84}}
| stardate = 30 [[August 2011]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Other|Food}}
| style = {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = {{RedBlackTrim|text}}
| previous = [[Response to ADF]]
| next = [[Cakefarts]]
}}

{{quote|He's fat! Iiiiii'm thin}}

=== Transcript ===
[[File:ChrisPizza.gif|right|A shining example of Chris's exquisite table manners. Note the way he shoves the food down his mouth with his hands, not even bothering with a fork, knife or plate, and chews with his mouth open.]]

'Tis another fine day - for REVEALING - 'cuz I have not heard 'nything from ''[applies pedo-glasses]'' [[Alec Benson Leary]], also known as Christopher, annnnnd the due date has been reached! It is time for total...rev-yellation! ''[Chris spins the camera to show Alec's profile on the TV]''

Alec Benson Leary. His real name is Christopher Paul "[[Obesity|Fat Man]]" Whit-neeyyy! From Antonio Tetsas- San Antonio, Texas. Age: 36. [[Chris_and_money#But_wait.2C_Chris_isn.27t_employed.21|Unemployed and on welfare!]] His interest include: hot tubbing, [[video games]], retirement, [[Hex Box|Xbox]], folk music, theft and frauuud, milk, comics, and dip. Aannnnd ''[operatic]'' ''eating onliiiiine!''

He's responsible for [[Asperchu]], [[Asperchu#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]], and all mockings and slanders associated, and copyright infringement, upon my own characters of Sonichu and-and Asperchu somewhere else. He also has ties wit da Game Place, do-nay-shins and and what not.

Yeah. He's that famous, hot-tubbin' fat man on youtube, makin' mud...and, guess what, eating online! And recently, he ate a whole block a cheese! ''[operatic]'' ''A whole block of cheeeeeeese~!''

''[MC CWC breaks it down]'' 
Ah-Ah, Ah-Ah, Oh Yeah! 
Ah-Ah, Aussie-Dossie! 
Ah-Ah, Aussie-Dossie! 
Ah-Ah, Aussie-Dossie! 
Oh Yeah, Aussie-Dossie! 
Ah-Ah, Aussie-Dossie! 
Oh, yeah! 

And now for the salt on the wound! [[SpaghettiRoutine|I will be eating online! For the once-time, this time!]] To be enjoyed! Ha-haa! We have here a cheese-stuffed [[Chris_and_health#Nutrition|microwaveable pepperoni pizza!]] And un can of ''teeeea!'' Let the fiest begin!

''[Chris devours the pizza, munching on it for a minute before holding up the remains to the camera, enjoying the hell out of that pizza]'' Cheesy goodness, within the crust! ''[Chris eats the rest, cleans his hands with a paper towel and drinks the tea]'' Mmm, that was ''good!''

''[MC CWC brings the remix]'' 
Oh Yeah, Aussie-Dossie! 
Oh Yeah, Aussie-Dossie! 
Oh Yeah, but a big difference! 
[[Obesity#Denial|He's ''fat!'' Iiiiii'm thin]]! 

And believe it or not, he's even fatter than [[Surfshack Tito (troll)|Surfshack Tito]]! Of which, he has met the deadline, with his apology video, and left the internet for good, so nothing else will be revealed about him! So live in peace, Master Tito! But, Christopher Paul, your big fat balloon has been deflated! ''[Chris mimes a balloon being popped]'' Stay tuned.

==Fatman's Response==

It was later proved that Fatman was not Alec, and that he was telling the truth about his true identity (Christopher Paul Whitney). Much like Chris, Fatman also has an internet cult following, as he has made hundreds of videos in which he eats vast quantities of food on camera, argues with his parents, finds the light of god and in several occasions vomits on himself while taking a bath (seriously, it's fucking nasty).
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkKuvAJJ1O8]]
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M8vcEWwRUM]]
[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWrjq_4H7HQ&list=FLtMI8mJx6BB9X9CDJWIjq2w&index=555&feature=plpp_video]]

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC is a dumb ass
| video = {{#ev:youtube|2WrO0EHh37c}}
| stardate = 14 [[January 2012]]
| saga = {{Asperchu|text}}, {{Tomgirl|text}}
}}

{{quote|Christian Weston Chandler or "CWP" or "C" or whatever his dumbass name is, is a dumbass folks.}}

In addition to "CWC is a dumb ass", Alec also posted a video to Ustream of him eating a stick of butter in which he called out Chris. [http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/19752246]

==Transcript==
Hi folks. Fatman here again, and I just wanna say that Christian Weston Chandler or "CWP" or "C" or whatever his dumbass name is, is a dumbass folks. And he's a dumbass 'cause he thinks I stole some [[Sonichu]] shitty characters or he thinks I'm [[Alec Benson Leary]] but I ain't no Alec Benson Leary, my name's Christopher Paul Whitney folks. And I live in Rutland, Vermont, not San Antonio, Texas. This guy is such a fuckin' dumbass folks, oky-day? And um, and uh he's a dumbass and uh, I did not steal his "Sonichu" and I am not Alec Benson Leary, I am Christopher Paul Whitney. So in conclusion: Christian Weston Chandler is a dumbass. And he should stop being a fucking idiot. Until next time, aussie dossie. Bye now.

==Sources==

<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Response to ADF]]|nextlink=[[Cakefarts]]}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, August 2011| 2011-08-30 r]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]
[[Category:Yo! CWC Raps]]

Magi-Chan

2014-01-04T21:40:14Z

Fenny: Changed a period to a comma.

{{quote|It seemed unlikely for a loong [sic] time. But Magi-Chan saw in a future a [[Silvana|long-haired black Rosechu]], who was born true of Venus on the Earth's Moon. Yet she would be cursed with a [[duck|protrusion]] that can be undone by eliminating the one who had placed the curse.|Chris describes Magi-Chan's yearning for [[homos|love]].}}
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:SchuMagichan1.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Magi-Chan Sonichu
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| 2 February 1989 (in universe)
No later than 2 February 2004 (IRL)<ref>Chris created a [[:File:279-MagiCard.jpg|card of Magi-Chan]] on 2 February 2004. It can therefore be inferred that Magi-Chan was not created at any earlier date.</ref>
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Male
|-
| '''Length'''
| 4'7''
|-
| '''Weight'''
| 120 lbs (54 kg)
|-
| '''Parents'''
| Mewtwo
|-
| '''Species'''
| [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] ([[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]])
|-
| '''Type'''
| Electric/Psychic
|-
| '''Evolves from'''
| [[Sonee]] (with Moon Stone)
|-
| '''Evolves into'''
| N/A
|-
|}

'''Magi-Chan''' is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]], and a member of the [[Chaotic Combo]]. He's the serious know-it-all and the only character not interested in finding a [[sweetheart]]. He's also one of the major sources of ''deus ex machina'' in the comic, and thus far the character most often depicted as just a floating head.

Magi-Chan is probably the only sympathetic character in the whole series, due to his sarcastic and often serious mood unintentionally making him seem intolerant of [[Sonichu]] and Chris's bullshit, and the homosexual undertones in his character. He also remains girlfriend-free the longest of all the characters, and only complains about it when Sonichu boasts that he's going to be fucking his girlfriend all night. Even then, when Magi-Chan does express interest in a woman, it's a woman with a penis...

He is also rather annoying to other readers, simply because he is clearly omnipotent, but refuses to use his powers for any reason other than to exposit and teleport characters to where they need to be in order to do a job he could, himself, do in a matter of moments. However, some readers find this to be his most redeeming characteristic, as he clearly only puts in the bare minimum of effort to satisfy Chris's [[autism|retarded]] whims.

According to Chris, "Magi-Chan" is intended to be a lame pun on "[[Wes Iseli|magician]]".<ref>[[DPF phonecall]]</ref>

==Overview==

[[File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg|thumb|Magi-Chan in ''[[ModNation Racers]]'']]

Magi-Chan was, in earlier comics, perhaps the most useless in Chris's canon of useless characters, rivaled only by [[Lolisa Rosechu]]. Despite being essentially omnipotent, he does little more than enable everybody else to do something by filling them in on all the exposition and teleporting them where they need to go.

In recent comics, however, Magi-Chan has come in more handy as a sort of "right-hand man" to Chris, particularly in his fight against homosexuality. Chris has stated that Magi-Chan monitors all sexual activity in the city using his psychic powers, and later has Magi-Chan travel to the future in order to obtain a bulk batch of the cure for homosexuality. Magi-Chan would effectively contaminate the water supply of [[Cwcville]] with Chris's blood in order to cleanse the world of its [[homos]].

He is a combination of three characters:
:*[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]
:*[[Pikachu]]
:*[[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]]

[[Image:SchuMagiSonee.jpg|100 px|thumb|left|Magi-Chan as a [[Sonee]].]]

==Major comic appearances==

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_10:_.22Sonichu_Babies.22|Sonichu Babies]]===

Magi-Chan's egg lands in a secluded cave in the cliffs surrounding CWCville. Upon hatching, he is spoken to via telepathy by [[Wikipedia:Mewtwo|Mewtwo]], who trains Magi-Chan [[Sonee]] to use his psychic abilities until he evolves in meditation one day.

===[[Sonichu_3#Episode_11:_The_Chaotic_Combo_in_.22When_Hedgehogs_Meet.22|When Hedgehogs Meet]]===

Magi-Chan stands over CWCville, his all-knowing mind seeing the impending fight against [[Blake]]. He sighs, heads on over where he meets the other [[Chaotic Combo]] members and seems to set himself up as their leader within moments. Then they all beat up [[Blake]] to the point that his head is bleeding all over the grass.

===[[Sonichu_5#Episode_13:_.22Smashed_Hearts_.26_Entrapment.22|Smashed Hearts & Entrapment]]===

Magi-Chan and the other Chaotic Combo members are teleported into action by Chris.

===[[Sonichu_6#Episode_14:_.22Evil_is_Afoot.21.22|Evil is Afoot]]===

While everyone is pretending to worry about [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]], Chris and Magi-Chan try to figure out how to free her.

[[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] attacks and Chris orders Magi-Chan and Sonichu to investigate with him. Magi-Chan does practically nothing from there.

===[[Sonichu_7#Episode_15:_.22Time_for_a_Ball.22|Time for a Ball]] & [[Sonichu_7#Episode_16:_.22Time_Hogs.22|Time Hogs]]===

For no reason, Magi-Chan, along with Chris and Sonichu, begin the hunt for the [[Sonichu Balls]] at the [[Manchester High School]] Gymnasium. Magi-Chan gives some made-up theory about how the Sonichu Balls can be scattered throughout time. He then magically realizes that Chris came in contact with the ball back in [[1996]] and the three go back in time to retrieve it. On the way back Chris gets lost in a time void and Magi-Chan explains the he will return eventually.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_Prologue|Episode 18 Prologue]]===

Here we see the [[Chaotic Combo]] celebrating their 19th birthday on 2 February 2008.

===[[Sonichu_8#Episode_18:_.22Spring_Break.2C_2008.22|Spring Break]]===

[[Image:MagiChanisGay.JPG|250 px|thumb|Precise and accurate]]

Magi-Chan explains to [[Bubbles]] that he has found a [[Sonichu Ball]] according to his psychic link, and tells her to go get it. He also tries to warn her of [[Silvana]]'s trap, but Bubbles doesn't believe him. Magi-chan later teleports Bubbles to Blake.

===[[Episode_20#Episode_20:_CWC-Defense|CWC-Defense]]===

Magi-chan pleads with Silvana to stop working with [[Count Graduon]] and insists that he can restore her "birth gender."
After his exchange with Silvana, Magi-Chan disappears from episode 20 almost entirely. He plays no significant role in the plot until the epilogue, where he shows up to provide a handy deus ex machina and randomly pull Chris out of the Time Void.

===[[Sonichu 10#Episode 21: Christian Chandler in Director Amenities|Christian Chandler in Director Amenities]]===

Magi-Chan appears in the beginning of the story, having yanked Chris from the Time Void. He is charged with gathering the homosexual cure and bringing it to the present, which he does.

When Chris tries to apologize for his actions involving [[Alec Benson Leary]], Magi-Chan stops [[Evan]] and [[Simonchu]] from trying to kill [[Simonla]], but fails to stop Sean's attempt. He's obviously guilt ridden when Wild's motherless bastard child [[Sandy]] is born, telling her point blank that it was Evan who killed him. He is present at the [[Asperchu Four|Asperchu Four's]] trial, planting evidence to convict them. He is last seen at Alec's execution, electrocuting him.

==Outside of the comics==

Magi-Chan is one of the more popular characters with the trolls, due to his arguably homosexual tendencies. As such, he is mentioned in Chris's [[Mailbag]]s quite frequently. This has caused a few new facts about the character to surface, notably that [[Mailbag 31#Magi-Chan knows when you fuck|he is aware of any sex act]] that happens to occur within [[CWCville]] city limit and inform Chris if it doesn't fit his [[Homos|puritanical ideals]].

==Gallery==

<center>
<gallery>
Image:Magichan-icon.jpg|Magi-Chan is too cool to smile.
Image:Magichan scowling.jpg
Image:Magichan bubble.jpg
Image:281-MagiChan.jpg|THIS IS MY ANGRY FACE
Image:MagiChanFarts.JPG|Magi-chan hard at work.
Image:280-YuMagi.jpg
Image:Magichanmausterbate.jpg‎|[[Mailbag 31|Magi-Chan Sonichu is watching you masturbate.]]
Image:Magichanisintense.jpg‎|[[Audiobooks|Look at Magi-Chan. Seriously, just look at him.]]
</gallery>
</center>
{{CWCipedia|chris=Magi-Chan Sonichu}}

== Sources ==
<references/>

{{Sonichu}}
{{Not_Jerks}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Plot Devices]]
[[Category:Sonichus]]

User:Fenny

2010-10-10T05:37:14Z

Fenny: Replaced content with "Sonic Underground in my sandbox."

Sonic Underground in my sandbox.

User:Fenny/Sandbox

2010-10-10T05:36:41Z

Fenny:

= Sonic Underground =
'''Sonic Underground''' was a short-lived Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon and a key foundation of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] universe. Chris is no stranger to , but he ripped this thing off so hard that hair came with it.

== Plot ==

== Influence on Chris ==

CWC Cums for a Cat

2010-10-06T06:00:49Z

Fenny: Clarified some Chris-gibberish.

'''CWC Cums for a Cat''' is an audio recording of a furry phone sex session between [[Chris]] and [[Julie]]. Only Chris's side of the conversation can be heard, but Chris seems to be taking on the persona of a [[Sonichu (species)|sonichu]] while Julie takes on the form of a cat. Oddly enough, it's not clear that Julie is role-playing a catgirl specifically until Chris's actual cat [[Chandler cats|Lucy]] walks into the room and interrupts the [[mass debating]]. Lucy showing up may have actually helped Chris along. Given how long it took him to finish, he needed all the help he could get.

==Highlights==

*Women apparently derive great pleasure from having their genitals electrocuted.
*Chris has a lactation fetish.
*Chris thinks making nipple-sucking sound effects, inserting [[random-access humor]], and forcing groans like a porn star intensify the mood.
*Just like belching after a meal is considered a compliment in some cultures, belching after sex is what a true [[La Cocina en La Casa de Casanova|Casanova]] does to express appreciation for their partner's efforts.

==Listen to the horror itself==

<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris-chan talks sex with Julie part 1
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|-Gq35fqRk5E}}
| Stardate = February 13 2009
| Featuring = [[Chris]]
| Saga = {{Julie}} [[Julie]]
| previous = [[Mumble_6]]
| next = CWC Cums for a Cat part 2
}} </center>

<center>
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Chris-chan talks sex with Julie part 2
| audio = {{#ev:youtube|cpj5Hg80f1E}}
| Stardate = February 13 2009
| Featuring = [[Chris]]
| Saga = {{Julie}} [[Julie]]
| previous = CWC Cums for a Cat part 1
| next = [[Mumble 7]]

}} </center>

==Transcript==
[[Image:Chris-CatBurp.PNG|200px|thumb|Might say I'm burpin', because uh I quite enjoyed you.]]

''[A television or a radio is playing in the background throughout the recording]''

Hey Julie!

Well, at least you can hear me, that's good.

Uhhh, yuh let me think about that, I'll give you a s-I'll give you a...setting. Uhhh. Mmmm. Okay, you want do you want to 'kay you want to try fantasy. Ummm. How 'bout. All right, I'll do my best uhhh in the fantasy. Umm. Okay yeah.

''[Chris makes two strained noises with his mouth that are supposed to simulate thunderbolt noises]''

PEECHOOM! PEECHOOM! I'll just do a lightning bolt. PEECHOOM!

''[breathing noises]''

All right so how bou-all right so, how bout this at CWCville beach. At sunset. And it's just the two of us. We're lying on a beach towel.

''[Ecstatic]'' Mmmm. All right, we're lookin' into each others eyes. And we feel the romantic emotions and tensions between us. Feels right.

Oh. Yeah. Oooo. I'm starting to get stiff.

Okay. Just we're at the beach, I'm just wearing my...hmmm?

You need someone to make you feel good? Oh. Okay. Yeah. All right, are you uh...so what are you wearing, are you wearing a bikini? Okay, I'm just wearing swim trunks.

Yeah, so you basically grab me, with my swim trunks covering it. Okay, yeah. Oh. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I'm reachin' down there and I'm...feeling arou-I'm feeling around down there I'm feeling the edge of your bi-kee-nee. And I'm reach um I reach through the bikini, and I uh start to feel your [[china|pussy]].

Mmmm. ''[breathing]'' Yeah. PEECHOOM! PEECHOOM! I send a few short static shocks up your up your...pussy. Not enough to hurt you too bad, but make it feel good.

Yeah, I'm do-I'm givin' that to you with my right hand with my light, my left hand, I'm uh, movin' your top.

''[in a French accent]'' I'M HUMAN AND NOT A BEAST! After I move your top, I massage your right breast.

''[no longer speaking in an accent]'' Mmm. So bas-so basically I'm massaging your right breast and and my left hand, and I got my right hand in your pussy givin' a few givin' you a few shocks.

Mmm. Well what are you doin' to ME. At this point. As you reach in my swim trunks?

Oh, yeah. So, describe to me how you're rubbin' me there. Or my case are you pullin' it out of me? Oh, yeah.

Yeah. ''[pause]'' Mmmm. ''[pause]'' Wow. ''[pleasing exhale]'' Okay. I make a pounce I make a pounce at you while you're...I make a pounce at you. Wh-we-we're like rolling along the beach a bit.

Oooh. Yeah, I think I'm gonna end up on top this time.

Mmm. So you so you still want to rub my dick, or do you want it inside you?

Oh, yeah, there ya go. And it's in there. I'm using my free hands to...massage your breasts! What are you doin' with your hands?

Oh, yeah. ''[breathing]'' Oh, yeah. Mmm. ''[Chris makes licking or suckling sounds]'' Right, and I'm humping and I'm pushing myself in and out as you kiss my, as you kiss me all over my face.

That's all right, I've got some fur on me too. As long as you don't mind, eh, ''[slyly]'' ''static''.

Right, I'll, I'm going in and out. In and out. I grad-I start slow and then I gradually go a little faster.

Oh yeah. We both feel good. Uhnn. Mmm, yeah. As I push your face I'm pushing myself in and out for and I have to move my face up a bit, 'cause it's feeling good for me. Oh.

Oh! Okay. I'll massage your right breast in my left hand, and I'll suck your n-suck your n-left nipple. Mmmm. ''[Chris makes suckling noises with his mouth]''

And I'm just humpin' you with...with GOOD SPEED. I SUCK YOUR TEAT. Mmm, it's tasty. ''[childlike]'' It verrah tay-tee. Yeah. Mmm.

All right your turn, what do you want do now? All right, you roll me over. I'm still inside you.

Aw, yeah. Oh, yeah. ''[breathing]'' Oh, yeah.

''[Chris's [[Chandler cats|cat Lucy]] wanders into the room]''

''[mumbling]'' Oh, hang on a second. ''[to Lucy]'' Lucy get outta here. Lucy, out. Lucy, out. Go on, shoo. Shoo. ''[background noises indicate Chris is getting the cat out of the room, sits back down]'' Mmm. Yeah, that's.

Oh. Your head can bend down that far. Mmm, which one you lickin' the one that the milk came out of over there? Mmm. Aw, yeah. All right now, caress your sweet breast in my with my left hand. And I'm caressing your le-your left butt cheek with my right hand.

You mean the one I'm massaging now? You mean the one the milk hasn't come out of? Yeah. Yep. ''[Chris makes suckling noises]'' Gulp, mmm. ''[suckling more]'' Oh, yeah that feels good. MMM. Mmm. ''[continues to make suckling noises]'' Mmm. Mmm. Ooh. Oh, yeah.

You're gonna get MY milk, kitty-cat!

''[Chris moans repeatedly for almost a minute]'' Oh Julie. Oh. OOOHH, JULIE JULIE! JULIE! ''[Chris continues to moan, the sound of him fapping into a [[Fapcup|plastic cup]] can now be heard]''

Are you about there? Are you about the-oh.

''[Thirty seconds of ardor and grunting, before Chris says in a very strained, painful manner,]'' It's coming, it's coming. ''[Another twenty seconds of heavy breathing, frenzied fapping, moaning]''

AAAGLGARAGH, oh yeah! ''[twenty seconds more of strained groaning and grunting]''

I'll lean up to lick it. Ohhh, I'm gettin' there myself.

''[Twenty seconds of heavy breathing and fapping, Chris sounds like he says, "I'm like you doin'" but the audio quality is poor]''

I'm not done yet.

''[more strained grunting]'' Oh-ooo-oh-ooo-oh-ooo-ohhhhh.

Ut, here I come, here it comes, LLLLLLLLAAAAAAGGGHHH! AAAAAGH! ''[Chris very loudly and obnoxiously moans and pants for twenty seconds]''

Yep. You got a lot. Mmm. Aaah.

After you get here and you can.

Mmm. Go ahead and lick me clean. ''[Windows beep]''

Mmm. Aahh. Mmm. That was good. Yeah. Mmm. Maybe. Uhh. No, I s-sure I would have my [[Monty Python|British comedy]] tomorrow. Maybe Sunday. It's all right though. At least you'll have me again. Excuse me a moment.

''[sound of Chris getting up, followed by water running, sound of Chris returning and knocking over a bunch of stuff]'' All right, mmm. ''[sound of Chris [[Recycling|taking a huge drink]], refreshed gasp, licks lips, and belches]''

'Scuse me. Might say I'm burpin', because uh I quite enjoyed you. And your juices. Mmm. Mmm. Aaah. That sounds good. Hang on, I'm going to hang up here. ''[audio ends]''

== External links ==

[[Category:Sweethearts]]

RomanticLabyrinth

2010-07-05T04:50:39Z

Fenny: corrected a typo

[[File:Report.png|thumb|What had to be done.]]

'''An Ol' Classic Dream''', later renamed '''RomanticLabyrinth''', is the tenth animation Chris posted to [[Flipnote Hatena]]. It is essentially one of Chris's [[sex]] fantasies conveyed in Flipnote form and is, of course, completely horrifying. It is, as the name suggests, based on the [[Dreams#The_watery_maze_dream|watery maze dream]], albeit featuring ([[Chris and Censorship|censored]]) [[Duck|genitalia]] (complete with erection), nipples, and [[china]], as well as implied [[Giant Penis Comic|sex]] - note that [[Chris and the Internet|this is predictably and clearly against the rules of Flipnote Hatena]]. Chris then demands that his fellow Flipnote Hatena users shower him in literally millions of stars in order for him to post an uncensored version, which, of course, would violate the website's terms of service even ''more'' and which, regardless, no one would ever want to see.

Flipnote Hatena, being a family-friendly organization totally antithetical to Chris's perverse delusions, removed the video minutes after it went up. Fortunately for us (or unfortunately, depending on your viewpoint), citizens of the [[CWCki]] were able to save an archival copy of the animation even faster, and [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]] had soon mirrored it.

This animation features some of Chris's more disturbing thoughts on romance: sex is love, people fall in love from merely looking at each other, and a stranger getting visibly erect in front of you isn't creepy whatsoever.

==Video==
{{Infobox/Flipnote
| name = An Ol' Classic Dream
| video = {{#ev:youtube|z0iYHA41Ntk}}
| stardate = June 27, 2010
| subject = {{Sex|text}}
| previous = [[Edit Me]]
| next = [[For_Women_ONLY]]
}}

==Transcript==

[''A title card appears: "An Ol' Classic Dream... 18+ Only". The 18 appears to have been [[Pedofork|hastily altered from a 13]].'']

[''A maze is displayed, showing a staircase and two dots. The dots move towards each other. The camera zooms in on the dots, and an arrow is drawn pointing to one of them, labeled "ME".'']

[''A naked, anatomically-correct male stick figure (with a censored penis) is shown wading through a watery hallway, presumably within the maze. He looks around and notices something; lines indicating surprise appear over his head. He smiles. The camera moves to the left, revealing a naked, anatomically-correct female stick figure (with censored nipples and vagina). The male stick figure's censor box grows longer, indicating an erection. A heart appears in a thought bubble above both stick figures' heads.'']

[''The stick figures are shown in a different, watery room. They move towards each other and make out. A heart appears around the two of them.'']

[''This situation is then shown to be a dream that Chris is having.'']

LOVELY WOMAN, I LOVE YOU! ♥

IF ONLY I KNEW WHO YOU ARE IN REALITY

[''Chris's signature appears above the Flipnote Chris's head.'']

TO ENJOY THIS DREAM UNCENSORED, OFFER A TOTAL SUM OF [[Chris and his Ego|FIVE MILLION]]...

STARS ☆ INCLUDING 100 GREEN, 10 RED, 10 BLUE...

5 PURPLE AND 5 ORANGE.

[[Chris and music|Music: "City in the Clouds" by Howard Drossin]]

Have a Good and Safe Day. ''Christian W. Chandler.''

== Later versions ==
[[File:ThirdLabyrinth.gif|thumb|The third and final version.]]

As any sane person would guess, the mods brought the hammer down on Chris's sex fantasy very, very quickly. And as anybody with even a casual knowledge of Chris would guess, he was less than happy. Not long after the first version was taken down, Chris put up a new version with both characters wearing hastily-drawn-on clothing (reminiscent of the edits made to [[Sonichu 8]]) and the hard-on replaced by a [[semen|strange white cloud]]. This was removed after being reported again. Chris then attempted to upload a ''third'' version, this one preceded by a long self-aggrandizing rant begging the site's administrators not to delete it and to participate in his crusade against any form of negative feedback.

{{quotebox|<nowiki>*</nowiki>I want to NOTE, the "RomanticLabyrinth" FlipNote is NOT

Inappropriate; the People are CLOTHED, THERE IS NO VIOLENCE,

THERE IS NO FLASHING! I WILL NOT BE DELETED FROM TROLLS WHO...

FALSELY REPORT MY ROMANTIC FANTASY AND MY STRAIGHTNESS AS A VIOLATION,

Just so those DANG Idiots can get away portraying me as a Homosexual Which IS WRONG!!!

Admins of F.N. Hatena who see my complaint here, please monitor ALL comments posted

anywher [sic] on F.N.H.; it is Very Difficult to Locate and Block Every Single One, Only to have them

create NEW Accounts ONLY TO Continue Trolling Me Like They've done so far. And please

allow me to keep my account on F.N.H. and allow my RomanticLabyrinth to Stay as my

Own FlipNote On the Hatena in the name of MY Right to speak of myself for myself and

Not be described by False Rumors fabricated by the Trollin' Stupid People.

Thank You. Peace, Christian Weston Chandler.}}

The second version followed after the text. The mods deleted this one so quickly that nobody was actually able to see the video on its own page. Its thumbnail is all the evidence we have that it ever existed at all.

[[Category:Flipnote Hatena]]

User:Fenny

2010-01-17T06:31:45Z

Fenny:

I live in the south with an autistic brother. My very first best friend in life was a girl named Crystal.

Shit's freaky.

CWCki-wise, I mostly add or remove punctuation as appropriate.
I wrote the letters ''Magi-chan knows when you fuck'' and ''Rosechu the transwoman'' in Mailbags 31 and 39, and my [[User:Fenny/Sandbox|pet project]] to be is an article dealing with Chris's weak grasp of science in general.

User:Fenny/Sandbox

2010-01-17T06:31:02Z

Fenny: Created page with 'this page won't be blank forever :D'

this page won't be blank forever :D

What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N

2010-01-15T08:01:53Z

Fenny: Updated video infobox.

'''What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N''' was uploaded by Chris on 14 [[January 2010]]. He sings once again, performing his own variation of a "Mr. Plow Remix" that featured in a recent The Simpsons 20th Anniversary special, about how he is Christian Chandler. He proves that he cannot play the Harmonica at all, making his [[Mailbag 21#Chris has something in common with Billy Joel|statement]] in the [[mailbag]] yet another [[lie]].

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N
| image = {{#ev:youtube|mT3OO8Jo9z4}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 14 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Comedy.png]] Comedy
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Music.png]] Music
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[14 January 2010]]
| next = [[15 January 2010]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Well, with indebted gratitude to Mr. Matt Groening and Mr. Moby, here's my version of that song with my name on it.

[''Chris raps along with Moby's music video, changing lyrics to [[Chris_and_his_Ego|insert himself into the song]].'']
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
[[Christian Weston Chandler|Christian Chandler]]
What's that name?
Christian Chandler
What's the name?
Christian Chandler

[[Autism|C-H-I-S-C-H-A-N]]!

Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler

You don't need to worry,
[[Chris and art | I'm drawing here]]
Drawing in color,
With my pen and marker!

My [[Bob | papa]] was chicken,
And named me Christian Chandler
Afternoon before the sunrise,
I have a new page for you,
Open your eyes
New plots are a big surprise
[[Lie | The hand drawn art is quality,
And that's no lie]]

What's the name?
It's Christian Chandler
</poem>
[''Chris briefly plays what he thinks is the melody on his harmonica, failing hard.'']

One, two, three!
<poem>
Say, what's the name?
Christian Chandler
What's that name?
Christian Chandler
What's the name?
Christian Chandler
</poem>
[''Chris resumes playing the harmonica.'']

[''Chris stops playing and is silent while Lisa Simpson, in Moby's video, ironically says, "Promise to never do that again."'']

Aw'right.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[14 January 2010]]|nextlink=[[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|Current]]|}}
{{Music Videos}}
[[Category:Music_Videos]]

15 January 2010

2010-01-15T07:58:28Z

Fenny: Uploaded barebones transcript.

'''15 January 2010''' (officially '''01152010.MOV''') is a video that was uploaded by Chris on 15 [[January 2010]] in which he expresses his desire to [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|take on four dudes at once]]. Chris issues a challenge to [[Asperchu|Alec]], [[Fan:Sonichu_is_Dead|Sean]], [[Evan]], and Mao of the [[Asperpedia#Asperpedia|Asperpedia]] to come to his house for a beatdown. Chris kindly drops his dox on YouTube so they can find him, because he hasn't done that already 40 or 50 times.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = 01152010.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|0DfiWiXlnBM}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 15 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:rage.png]] Rage
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]] [[Advice Chris|Advice Dog]]
| previous = [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N]]
| next = Current
}} </center>

===Transcript===
This message is for Alec, Sean, Evan, and even Mao.

You know what? I dare you four, all four of you, to come to my house at 14 Brashland Court, Ruckersville, Virginia, 22968, United States of America, and we'll see see who stacks out better. The original, or you crappy copiers?

Dark Mirror Hole

2010-01-14T07:59:10Z

Fenny: Corrected it's/its mistake.

The '''Dark Mirror Hole''' was the secret weapon of [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in their invasion of [[CWCville]], seen in [[Sonichu 5|Sonichu #5]] and [[Sonichu 6|6]]. Although they intended to trap [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] in its otherworldly reflection, his twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] wound up trapped in his place. Since this dark day, the primary mission of [[Sonichu]] and the [[Chaotic Combo]] has been to free Crystal from the Mirror. You know, when they're not lounging around on the beach or screwing each other's brains out.

==Out of ideas? Steal from [[Anime]]!==
[[Image:Sm-mirror.jpg|thumb|left|As seen in Sailor Moon]]

Both the Dark Mirror's name and style are swiped from [[Sailor Moon]]. The name is a complete ripoff of the Black Dream Hole that appears in the [[Wikipedia:Sailor Moon Supers: The Movie|Sailor Moon Super S movie]] whereas the mirror itself and its behavior are associated with one of the [[Wikipedia:Dead Moon Circus#Queen Nehellenia|villains of the television series]], who used mirrors to capture the protagonists. There is doubt as to whether or not Chris has actually watched any of these, or if it's second/third-hand information from [[Megan]].

Christian's rendition looks like a purple photo frame with what could be construed as ''Mickey Mouse'' styled ears.
 
 

==History==
[[Image:CrystalMirror.jpg|thumb|right|"Well, I got one anyway!" Mary Lee Walsh cackled upon capture of the Ernie shirt crusader]]

By concealing the Dark Mirror in a street on the battleground, the villains lured [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] to that exact spot, whereupon Graduon activated the Dark Mirror Hole spell to cause Chris to sink into the mirror. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, Chris walked right into the trap.

As Chris-Chan Sonichu sank into the mirror, his transformation was canceled, reverting him to his human form of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. However, before he was completely engulfed in the mirror, [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] managed to grab hold of his hands. Apparently, Graduon hadn't counted on anyone actually caring enough about Chris to try to save him, which is an understandable error.

Realizing that Chris would suffer more if his sister and gal-pal were trapped in the mirror instead, Graduon made the magic pane of the mirror flip over. While Megtune was too focused on Chris to notice, Crystalina sensed the mirror flipping at the last second, and used her tail to fling Megtune out of danger, so that only she would become trapped in the Dark Mirror.

Like Chris, Crystalina reverted to her human form inside the Dark Mirror. Seizing on the opportunity, Mary Lee Walsh demanded that the heroes of CWCville surrender unconditionally in exchange for Crystal's safe release. Before Chris could make a decision, [[Patti-Chan]] and [[Darkbind Sonichu]] arrived to break the standoff. Using her magic shamrock vibrator, Patti rescued the Dark Mirror from Walsh's grasp, and Darkbind and Sailor Megtune forced her and Graduon to withdraw.

Following the battle, Chris and his hedgehog allies worked diligently to free Crystal from the Dark Mirror, but the only thing that had any effect was a Sonichu Ball. [[Magi-Chan]] quickly concluded that only the combined power of all seven [[Sonichu Balls]] could extricate Crystal from the Dark Mirror. Those, or the Chaos Emeralds. Whichever one's easier.

Since then, the main plot of the comics has been the hunt for the Sonichu Balls. As of [[Sonichu 8|Sonichu #8]], five have been collected, with two more in Chris's possession as he floats aimlessly through the time-stream. Chris is slated to return to CWCville in [[Sonichu 9|Sonichu #9]], after which Crystal's freedom should be a simple matter.

==Inside the Dark Mirror==

Because of Chris's "[[Autism|less is more approach]]" to art, the dimension within the Dark Mirror Hole is only depicted as a blank purple void (Similar to the [[Sonichu 7|Time Void]] used in following issues). It is left to the reader to assume that the dimension is filled with vile, Lovecraftian demons who gang-rape Crystal day and night and force her to subsist on a diet of her own excrement. Although this isn't as horrible a punishment as being related to Chris.

{{CWCverse}}
[[Category: Sonichu]][[Category: Plot Devices]][[Category: Special Attacks]]

Chris and anger

2010-01-14T02:59:23Z

Fenny: Changed word to the American spelling.

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[[Chris]] has '''anger''' management issues. This usually surfaces when he is under [[stress]].

== Causes of Chris's anger ==

[[Image:Rawr_fag.jpg|thumb|A typical fit of tard rage.]]

Chris's issues with anger may stem from being tormented in his early childhood by his [[abusive babysitter]] whom he was frequently left under the care of while Bob and Barb would go out clubbin' and takin' shots. She allegedly traumatized Chris by locking him alone up in a room full of toys when he was a year old. [[Chris's room|How ironic.]]

Another person who may be behind Chris's anger issues could be his father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Being Bob's son, Chris would likely be afraid to retaliate to the things Bob does that annoy him, such as very rarely washing his hands and occasionally [[Bob walks in|cutting down the internet]]. Chris then takes out his anger on innocent, well-meaning [[trolls]], such as [[Clyde Cash]].

Another cause of Chris's anger is the fact that as of the time of writing, as well as long after, Chris is still a [[Virgin with rage|virgin]]. Being a virgin seems to make Chris feel like he is entitled to being allowed frequent moments of rage and seeing as he only manages to [[masturbation|jack off]] twice a week due to his bent [[duck]], he has large amounts of [[semen|testosterone]] stored up in his body he just has to [[Recycling|get out]].

Chris's anger issues date back to before even the formal beginning of his [[Love Quest]]. In 2000, he was prescribed the antidepressant Paxil to help manage his frustration and anger, and he continued to take the drug for several years. Whatever effect his medication had, clearly it wasn't enough...

== Examples of Chris's anger ==
The way Chris expresses his anger can be considered [[autism|confusing]], to say the least. In one of his early fits of rage he began to shout [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at several [[jerkops]] who were trying to kick him out of a local [[Walmart]]. Most normal people do not shout [[Megan|anime]] references at people who are making them angry. Chris, however, expresses anger like a retarded Internet tough guy would do, taking out his anger on a video camera seeing as he knows it obviously can't and won't fight back. This can be seen in one of his videos on Clyde Cash where he seems to be "Hulking up". He also used to beat people up in ''[[Soul Calibur]]''. On the other hand, even as he is seemingly scared from expressing his anger IRL, he seems to have outbursts when sufficiently pushed as well. Chris was at one point forced to take anger management classes sometime after his final confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]. What happened during this [[fail|epic]] struggle is only known in Chris's own words.

{{quote|"Then that B-Dog ripped up my notes and all, dragged me to her quarters and talked down to me very RUDELY AND HOARSELY. I reacted with my own attack that she had been asking for the whole time. I was kicked out of PVCC for a year, and I had to take an anger management course and see a psychiatrist for a while. I was allowed back in."|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile]]}}

A great example of Chris's anger can be seen in one of Chris's most infamous videos, his "[[Youtube Finale]]". In this video Chris repeatedly threatens poor Clyde, claiming he will indeed [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|strangle him]] some day, even going as far as telling Clyde he will even commit this heinous and reprehensible act in a police station, showing Chris has no control over his angry feelings. The fact Clyde was only trolling Chris in an attempt to lash out at him for his role in the death of his late brother [[Ryan Cash]] shows even further how much Chris may still require a couple of anger management classes.

On several occasions, Chris has also shouted and screamed in videos, and concluded his argument with some sort of a heinous threat — and promptly followed this up with his trademark conclusion of saying "peace" and showing the peace sign, or with "Have a nice day", or something similar. Chris is apparently completely oblivious to the conflict between these extremes.

{{quote|I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off. Have a good day.|[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|Chris will strangle that Clyde Cash]]}}

Occasionally when enraged, his tendency to type important words in ALL CAPS becomes more prominent. Compare these two emails from the [[Miyamoto Saga]]—the first sounds fairly calm, though he does let loose one all caps phrase. The second sounds more angry and possibly a bit desperate.

{{quote|Also, Please inform Mr. Miyamoto, but I have just awoken Inspired Sonichu-Wise; I have figured out the Opening Title Movie for Sonichu's Adventure, the Prequel Comic for the possible Pokemon Lightning Version, and the monitary-type collectibles in Sonichu's Adventure; NOT RINGS, but C-Quarters (the main money) and W-Quarters (equals 10 C-Quarters).|Chris explaining shit nobody cares about}}

{{quote|Listen People of Nintendo, DURING MY LIFETIME, my family and I have invested THOUSANDS of American Dollars and Cents in Nintendo Video Games and Systems from NES and Game Boy to Gamecube/Wii and DS/GBA. I have also attached My List of Video Games I have in my collection; 90 PERCENT of Which were ALL BOUGHT BRAND NEW while available in the stores during its MINT Availability. SURLY you can spot back about just under 800 for our Trip To Seattle in advance.|Chris on his knees begging for money so he can fly to [[Redmond]], citing his extensive collection of Nintendo games as reason why Miyamoto should fork over 700USD}}

More recent examples of Chris's anger show him taking out his tard rage on his [[Clown Doll]]. In the [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]] video a picture of Clyde Cash was taped to the doll and Chris beat it like a spoiled 3 year old who didn't get his way. He also attempted to rip off its head at one point, only to have it slide out through his greasy palms. Chris would attempt to bite the doll's head off again in the [[Sign Destruction Video]], but fans of the doll will be relieved to know that Chris is far too weak to break anything of value. In his video [[Chris Loses It]], Chris proves us that he's able to shred in half a small cardboard box but unable to go through light press-wood. The video also shows his poor acting skills only equals his overall stamina, since he's out of breath before the end of the first minute of the video.

{{quote|RRRAAAARRGGHH!!|Most of the monologue in the [[Chris Loses It]] video}}

Another recent example has shown that Chris can and will blow up at people even on the telephone. In his [[Father Call|phone call with Kacey's father]], Chris easily got reprehensible at Matthew, especially when the man came down on Chris for his health and his attitude. Even worse, when Chris [[Kacey and Liquid Call|talked to Kacey and Liquid]], he came up in arms over Liquid's continued referral of "Ian Brandon Anderson" and was completely oblivious over the fact that Kacey was getting upset over the entire thing. Even worse, Chris attempted to hang up on both Matthew AND Kacey, only succeeding with Kacey because he got [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]] and dad in on the conversation. Both instances show that Chris loses his stammering and actually starts speaking normally when enraged.

Around the time when Chris opened the Mailbag to his [[Trolls|adoring fans]], another factor that causes Chris some notable grief was discovered: the mention of any similarity between high-functioning autism and [[Asperger syndrome]]. Chris has shown himself to be quite adamant that HFA and Asperger's are entirely unrelated, despite documentation by researchers suggesting quite the opposite. Whilst the anger related to this is of a far lesser magnitude in comparison to, for example, the Liquid Chris saga, it's still clear he's easily irritated by the mere mention of the matter:

{{quote|IF ANYTHING, the Asperger people ARE and HAVE BEEN NORMAL. They think they can one-up, or even match, autism with the Lack of Social Capability and their Clumsiness and such. THOSE Characteristics can be FAKED by them who are MOST NORMAL compared to us TRUE AUTISTIC PEOPLE.|Chris in his [[CWCipedia]] article on Asperger syndrome}}

It's surprising at first how irritated Chris is by this matter. However, the CWCipedia article makes it clear that Chris is angry at Asperger's sufferers for "stealing" the limelight from autistic folks such as himself. He seems to be of the opinion that those diagnosed with the condition are faking it to get attention, [[Chris and his ego|attention that he feels he deserves as an autistic person.]]

==See also==
*[[Virgin with rage]]
*[[Death threats]]
{{Chris and}}
[[Category: Chris-chan]]

Stress sigh

2010-01-14T02:56:23Z

Fenny: Removed superfluous aprostrophe.

{{quote|*sigh*|Chris}}
{{quote|Stop sighing so much.|[[Father Call|Kacey's Father]]}}
[[Image:48-Mimmbo Bo Boruto Card.jpg|thumb|200px|Stress makes you sigh a lot, apparently.]]

[[Christian]]'s '''stress sigh''' is a common occurrence in videos containing rage, sadness, long explanations, or all of the above. It doesn't happen when he is content, but suddenly becomes his new form of punctuation when he is [[Stress|stressed]] about something. It does not necessarily have to be a sigh, it can also be a deep breath. He does this in videos and when typing as well. It seems to be both a coping mechanism, so he can collect his thoughts before speaking again, and an attempt to gain sympathy from whomever he is emailing or whoever is watching his videos. He has also done it when he doesn't feel like explaining something or is annoyed with what you are telling him. It's also a critical point to note that he also TYPES OUT his sighs when chatting online.

The stress sigh is known to wear on the nerves of viewers, and has gained quite a bit of contempt from his [[trolls|fanbase]].

The term itself may have its origins in [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]]. Chris just calls it a "sigh" whenever he does refer to it, such as on the [[My Little Pony]] card to the right and during his song [[Hard Love Quest]], but for the most part he seems unaware that he does it.

According to CWCki asspies, there is an average of 0.42 stress sighs per [[List of videos|video]] as of 12 December 2009, not counting the [[Official Videobooks]].

==Sightings==
Unsurprisingly, [[Song of Christian]] contains a lot of stress sighs, mostly when he talks about sad things like his period of muteness and when he stutters and needs to pause before continuing. He also does it after his lengthy tard rage-induced rant about his [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|elementary school]] and [[Honor roll|bad grade]].

Even at his [[Captain's Log, Stardate November 7th, 2007|earliest YouTube video]] he takes deep breaths often. The recent trauma of discovering the article about him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has not taken much of a visible toll on him, but he performs the stress sigh several times throughout, indicating how he feels though he does not show it on his face thanks to his lovely dead fish expression.

Throughout a [[Chris E-mails 2007|lengthy correspondence]] between [[Megan]] and Chris in 2007, the sigh appears many times. Almost all of these happened when Megan told him things he didn't like, such as "I'm not interested in you", "please stop touching me", and "I wouldn't want to go with you to Seattle even if you did win the PaRappa contest".

In [[Vivitheg's AIM chat|Vivian's chat]] with Chris, he sighed several times because Vivi was attempting to beat some sense into him. There is a total of five sighs, almost all of them indicating he doesn't want to change himself and that he is [[stress]]ed and frustrated and also a virgin.

During his [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript|date with Emily]] he does this several times during their encounter with the man in the pickle suit.

Chris's phone conversations with [[Father Call|Kacey's father]] and later [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Kacey and Liquid Chris]] are riddled with dozens of sighs.

Numerous sighs also take place during [[CWC is Sad|CWC is Sad]] concerning the marriage of [[Kacey]] and [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]].

{{Mannerisms}}

[[Category:Mannerisms]]

Chris and fashion

2010-01-14T00:08:42Z

Fenny: added a shirt.

[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|150px|right|Fashion is cyclical.]]

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to spend thousands of dollars on video games, action figures, [[My Little Pony]]s and [[Kimmi|sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are exclusively purchased secondhand at thrift stores like Salvation Army and Goodwill. Therefore, the only clothes he owns are clown shirts donated from the circus and undersized striped rugby shirts that have been marinating in his [[Dirty Crapped Briefs|bodily stench and fluids]] for the past decade. Since most of them are decorated with horizontal stripes, they only make him look [[Obesity|fatter]].

It is likely that his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]] picks out his clothing for him so people will notice the fact that he's [[Autism|"special"]] and treat him with sympathy. [[Fail|We all know how that turned out]].

== Childhood ==
In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polo and tee shirts and khaki pants. The only difference compared to today is that he sometimes even dared to wear single-colored tee shirts or shirts with his [[Sonic the Hedgehog|favorite game]] and television characters on them. The only article of clothing he currently owns that doesn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme is the Pokémon T-shirt that he has owned since he was 19. Being yellow, it does not look good on him.

== Trademark clothing ==

[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|right|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

Chris's typical outfit consists of:

* His favorite shirt, a striped/weirdly patterned rugby shirt, which is so tight that it accentuates his voluptuous, manly curves. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably draws himself wearing in the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]].
* His [[Medallions of Fail|medallions]] (sporadically) / his [[High School Ring]]
* A pair of [[Pedo-Glasses]] attached to the Glasses Chain of Fail.
* Jeans (It is likely that he wears women's jeans because they define his rear end to disturbing levels) or khaki slacks.
* [[Belt Buckle of Fail]]
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt.
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for the many [[Chris and death|funerals that plague his existance]].

The newest addition to his wardrobe is the [[muscle bra]].

==The "[[Ian Brandon Anderson|IBA]]" outfit==
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made [[trolls|friends]], Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a terrible goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*Sunglasses over normal glasses (Glasses Chain of Fail remains)
*T-shirt over long sleeved shirt.
*Goatee.
*Tattoo sleeves
*A black vest that is too small for his girth.
*[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]

Unconfirmed reports state that he was seen walking around downtown [[Charlottesville]] blasting Guns 'n' Roses from a pocket radio and trying to pick up women.

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clownshirts, and claimed that he was pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video.

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is [[autistic]], observers often speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question. Either way, Christian seems to regard his shirt as an integral part of his identity in the same way that [[trolls]] do.

Of note, during his conversation with [[Kacey]] while posing as [[Liquid Chris]] he claimed to also own a striped shirt like the "impostor". He expressed much joy at the fact that it was red, white, and blue, implying a patriotic view of the colors.

==Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris' wardrobe, along with links to the videos they appeared in:
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Christshirt1.png|"The Classic" [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_27th%2C_2008|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_18th%2C_2009|3]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_19th%2C_2009|4]] [[CWC's_"It's_All_Coming_Back_To_Me"|5]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|7]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|8]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 22nd, 2009|11]] [[Show_RESPECT_to_me,_"C"CWC|12]] [[Sign_Destruction_Video|13]] [[CWC_Personal_Sonichu_Presentation|14]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_24th%2C_2008|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_Columbus_Day%2C_2008|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_6th%2C_2009|3]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_10th%2C_2009|4]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"The Impostor" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_9th%2C_2008|1]] [[Chop_Chop_Onion's_Rap_Showdown|2]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_17th%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_4th%2C_2009|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_27th%2C_2009|3]] [[Challenge_for_Clyde_II|4]] [[15_October_2009|5]] [[9_December_2009|6]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_January_12th%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_March_10th%2C_2009|2]] [[Congrats,_Jack_Black|3]]
Image:Christshirt7.png|[[Captain%27s_Log%2C_Stardate_August_3rd%2C_2008|1]]
Image:Christshirt8.png|[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_12th%2C_2009|1]] [[More_for_the_crabs|2]] [[ECV_00081|3]] [[Bunny_Hop|4]] [[11052009_Kacey,_I_Love_You,_and_I_Need_You|5]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"Two-Faced" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_23rd%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain%27s_Log%2C_Stardate_May_3rd%2C_2009|2]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_May_3rd%2C_2009|3]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_August_6th%2C_2008|1]] [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_8th%2C_2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop" [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_13th%2C_2008|1]] [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|[[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_6th%2C_2009|1]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_9th%2C_2009|2]] [[I_am_devoted_to_My_Sweetest_Ivy|3]] [[Matthew_5_27%2C_CWC_Confessions|4]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_17th%2C_2009|5]] [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_May_22nd%2C_2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9_October_2009|8]] [[Warning_-_Naughty_Women_;)|9]] [[Old_Time_Rock_and_Roll_on_Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal_Legend|11]] [[3_December_2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"Star Fleet Captain" [[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri" [[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot" [[Chris_Destroys_His_Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC_only_accepts_IN-PERSON_FEMALE_Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|8]] [[Hello,_Juffalo|9]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|[[Down with Asperchu|1]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe" [[This was my fault|1]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|2]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|[[Captain's_Log,_Stardate_January_21st,_2009|1]] [[CWC_Callout_for_Miss_Emily_and_Stephanie|2]] [[CHRIS!!!_CHANDLER!!!|3]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light" [[Chris_Chan's_Public_Announcement|1]][[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|2]] [[Kill De Jack|3]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa_the_Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt" [[51_50|1]]
</gallery>
</center>

{{Illustrations}}

== Wrist warmer ==

[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb]]

Ever wonder what that thing is behind Chris's neck?

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "Wilson" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>}}

Chris most likely wears it as a counter to [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among [[Autism|autistics]], in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

== Cosplaying Chris ==

[[Image:Chris chan cosplay.jpg|thumb|right|Christ, you can tell this world is totally fucked up when people start cosplaying AS Chris!!!]]

Chris appeared in his [[Pokémon|Ash Ketchum]] costume from around [[2000]] to [[2004]]. It was originally created as a Halloween costume in either [[1998]] or [[1999]].<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 2</ref> He proudly wore it to [[The GAMe PLACe]] every week<ref>[[Mimms]] [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/pvcc/viewtopic.php?p=17515#p17515 post] on [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]]</ref> and to the 2004 [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention. With it, he won a costume contest against 5 kids dressed up as Team Rocket. The prize was a t-shirt.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 2</ref>

The Ketchum-style trainer outfit consists of:
* Faux-denim vest
* Cut up gardening gloves
* Pokémon League ballcap
* Fanny-pack (Also known as a 'belly-bag' and a 'bum-bag' to Britfags)
The ensemble is usually accompanied by a yellow ''[[Pokémon]]'' tee-shirt, or white ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]'' tee-shirt underneath (see gallery below).

Chris can no longer wear this costume due to his weight.

<center><gallery>
Image:0647-CWCAshAnime.jpg|This is the most depressing thing ever seen by man kind.
Image:0502-CWCAsh3.jpg|HOT ROD 138, I c-ch-choose you~!
Image:502-CWCsAshVest.JPG|Dat hat is a-pretty-a-goddamn dirty
Image:501-100 0534.JPG|A sketch of the costume. It's so brilliant, its voluptuous lines and shading caresses your eyes like a sensual piece of chocolate dipped velvet...
</gallery></center>

==Sauce==
<references />

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

File:Parappashirt.png

2010-01-13T23:58:32Z

Fenny: Illustration of Chris's Parappa shirt.

Illustration of Chris's Parappa shirt.

Saga

2010-01-13T07:20:37Z

Fenny: Corrected a few typos.

[[Image:Timeline.png|thumb|right]]
A '''saga''' (from the old Norse ''sögur'') is an overall story arch of events.

In the world of [[Christian Weston Chandler]], the term is used to describe any on-going trolling effort that produces considerable drama. Sometimes taking place over the course of months, other times taking place over the course of a few weeks. Since he was discovered online and found to have many hot buttons that made him susceptible to entrapment, Chris has been embroiled in a saga. More often than not, he is trapped in more than one saga at a time or found to be quickly jumping from the end of one to the beginning of the next. The term first came into widespread use with [[Miyamoto saga]] and the term has since been used to describe the overall events in a time period (similar to the term ''dynasty'').

Some argue that the usage may have originated with [[Vivian Gee]]'s [[Audiobook]] saga project.

==List of Sagas==

===Megan Saga===
[[Image:Megansagaheader.jpg|center]]

{{main|Megan Schroeder}}

The first and longest saga in the story of Christian Weston Chandler. From 2005 to 18 March 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a [[Pokémon]] TCG League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris.

===Adam Stackhouse Saga===
[[Image:Adamsaga.jpg|center]]

: ''See Also: [[Adam Stackhouse]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]''

In June of 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a contest in order to win Megan's heart, only to be <s>cockblocked</s> beaten by a much superior entry, made by Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC_is_Angry|madman]] style threats and [[PaRappa_contest#Aftermath|several angry emails and posts to contest organizers]]. Chris would rage for quite some time, before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time a saga was inadvertently caused by an unsuspecting member of the public. From this time on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

===ED Saga===
[[Image:Edsaga.jpg|center]]

In November 2007, [[trolls]] would discover Chris and put up the Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica webpage. Chris would initially think that they just got information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of insanity, destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm.

===Blanca Saga===
[[Image:Blancasaga.jpg|center]]

{{main|Blanca Weiss}}

Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_September_13th%2C_2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_October_9th%2C_2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[White_knight|white-knighting]] efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain and destroy Chris's [[Medallion of Fail|medallions]].

===Jimmy Hill Saga===
[[Image:Jimmyhillsaga.jpg|center]]

{{main|Jimmy Hill}}

At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he believed that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_Columbus_Day%2C_2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

===Clyde Cash Saga===
[[Image:Clydesaga.jpg|center]]

{{main|Clyde Cash}}

In an attempt to get back at Chris for his [[Ryan_Cash|brother's suicide]], Clyde Cash would go on a months-long trolling spree, going to great lengths to get back at the autistic wonder before taking his own life. The saga would result in a [[The_miscreants|top secret organization]] hell-bent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. The saga only ended with the eventual death of its creator. Despite this, Chris believes he's still out there, trolling him...

In [[September 2009]], Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash, somehow thinking that he and [[Gregg Mays]] were one and the same. In the process, he's made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to ''mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]]!''

===PandaHalo Saga===
[[Image:Pandasaga.jpg|center]]

{{main|PandaHalo}}

When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when she was found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian brushfires, despite living miles away from the incident. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

===Miyamoto Saga===
[[Image:Miyamotosaga.jpg|center]]

{{main|Miyamoto Saga}}

In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by <s>[[Clyde Cash|a troll]]</s> [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], who would attempt to try to make his Sonichu game fantasy a reality. Chris's ineptitude and inability to do... well... anything other than be a lazy fuck resulted horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a Powerpoint project that talked in great length about himself... and very little about his game.

===Julie Saga===
[[Image:Juliesaga.jpg|center]]

{{main|Julie}}

In Feburary 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be <s>JUUUUULAAAAAAAAY!</s> Julie, who was in actuality [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief time frame, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]], force Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion, sticking it in his ass. However, BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki.

===Ivy Saga===
[[Image:Ivysaga.jpg|center]]

{{main|Ivy}}

In March 2009, Chris would meet and fall in love with Ivy, his then-latest sweetheart. His crush towards Ivy would lead Chris to create three special comics and two music videos, a practical [[semen|spurt]] of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I_am_devoted_to_My_Sweetest_Ivy|most]] [[CWC's_Message_for_Ivy|creepiest]], scarring many trolls and CWC-watchers. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's_¨It's_All_Coming_Back_To_Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]].

===Liquid Chris Saga===
[[Image:Liquidsaga.jpg|center]]

{{main|CChanSonichuCWC}}

In July 2009, the TRUE and HONEST Christan Weston Chandler would come forth after the other Chris would reveal himself as a troll in one video. The other Chris, Ian Brandon Anderson, would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Recently, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love [[Kacey]]. In the end, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey, leaving Ian to be butthurt.

===Asperchu Saga===
{{main|Asperchu}}

In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called Asperchu, starring the titular Electric Asperger's Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring Asperchu and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fan fiction and a parody. The popularity of Asperchu, combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10]], has lead many of Chris's fans to abandon Sonichu and go to Asperchu.

===The future===
If anything remains clear, it is that Chris is incapable of applying past events to current ones. Given this, it is likely that Chris will be enduring one saga or another until the day he dies.

[[Category:Trolling]]

12 January 2010

2010-01-13T07:07:15Z

Fenny:

'''12 January 2010''' (officially '''01122010.MOV''') was uploaded by [[Chris]] on 12 January 2010. In this video, Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks about working with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site. He asserts his alleged heterosexuality by placing a ''[[Playboy]]'' centerfold featuring Marge Simpson on his rear wall.

At the end, he punches out his camera, thus ensuring many videos with skipping audio (or even worse) to come.

A few hours later, he posts up a second video, raging [[Mailbag 36|about]] [[Mailbag 37|various]] [[Mailbag 38|questions in]] [[Mailbag 39|his mailbag]].

==Description==
{{quotebox|
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ALEC!!! }}

==Part 1==

{{Tardrage}}
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = 01122010.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|eKo4EDlVRxc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| previous = [[Down with Asperchu]]
| next = [[12 January 2010|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Captain's Log, January 12, 2010.

Uh, first off, a couple of bentos-a couple of small anouncements, uh...

I'm possibly in talks with, uh, [[wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D. Vision]] about a project, possibly. But also, uh, hi, Ginger.

Alright, so with that aside, let's get down to the [[duck|meat]] here. Again, DOWN with that god damn [[Asperchu|Alec]]. I mean, he pai- he paid off that-s god damn [[Jack Thaddeus]] just so he can take over the stupid ad space. Ugh, I mean, I would've preferred Jack Thaddeus BACK at this point!

GOD DAMNIT! YOU'RE TICKING ME OFF HERE! [[Death_threats#Alec_Benson_Leary|I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU!]] I'm gonna come after you. I'm gonna sc- I'm gonna RUIN YOU! LEARY!!

ERNGH! You just make me so ANGRY...

[''Chris displays the [[Claw of Fail|claws]] and grunts for a little bit before punching out his camera.'']

==Part 2==

{{Tardrage}}
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = 01122010 Update.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|DszuxeOXE3k}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| previous = [[Down with Asperchu]]
| next = [[12 January 2010|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[''Sighs.''] Just further update. I'm so sick... and tired... of having to deal with all these people who have so many goddamn misunderstandings and mislabelings.

First off, Asperchu is not mine! I am sick and tired of being misa-misassociated with him. He is not mine, and I would never care to associa-ha-him because he is a bunch of crap! He just looks like a parody of me with a buddha belly and exaggerated manboobs! And I am so sick and tired of him.

And also Rosechu has always been a woman! If you look on page three of book number one, it says right there that that Raichu was a girl, quote unquote GIRL RAICHU. And Sonichu has been straight the whole time! He's always been straight, Rosechu's always been a woman...

[''A long pause as Chris is overcome with [[dirty, crapped briefs|emotion]].'']
'''''AAAARRRAGH!!'''''
[''Pants for a few seconds.'']

If only people would just understand me better and quit the mislabelings and the misunderstandings, and quit making offensive comments and offensive questions and officient statements and maybe I would be more-feel more at peace! [''Sighs again.''] Leave it at that for now (something cut off)

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Down with Asperchu]]|nextlink=[[12 January 2010|Current]]|}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

{{Captain's Log}}

12 January 2010

2010-01-13T07:06:31Z

Fenny: Transcipted second video, feel free to make it suck less!

'''12 January 2010''' (officially '''01122010.MOV''') was uploaded by [[Chris]] on 12 January 2010. In this video, Chris, [[Chris and reality|delusional as always]], mentions talks about working with now-defunct anime distribution company [[Wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D.Vision]] (now known as Section 23) and gives a shout out to a mysterious girl named Ginger before going into a [[Chris and anger|tard rage]] over the [[Asperchu]] ads on his site. He asserts his alleged heterosexuality by placing a ''[[Playboy]]'' centerfold featuring Marge Simpson on his rear wall.

At the end, he punches out his camera, thus ensuring many videos with skipping audio (or even worse) to come.

Then he rages some more!

==Description==
{{quotebox|
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, ALEC!!! }}

==Part 1==

{{Tardrage}}
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = 01122010.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|eKo4EDlVRxc}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| previous = [[Down with Asperchu]]
| next = [[12 January 2010|Current]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

Captain's Log, January 12, 2010.

Uh, first off, a couple of bentos-a couple of small anouncements, uh...

I'm possibly in talks with, uh, [[wikipedia:A.D. Vision|A.D. Vision]] about a project, possibly. But also, uh, hi, Ginger.

Alright, so with that aside, let's get down to the [[duck|meat]] here. Again, DOWN with that god damn [[Asperchu|Alec]]. I mean, he pai- he paid off that-s god damn [[Jack Thaddeus]] just so he can take over the stupid ad space. Ugh, I mean, I would've preferred Jack Thaddeus BACK at this point!

GOD DAMNIT! YOU'RE TICKING ME OFF HERE! [[Death_threats#Alec_Benson_Leary|I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU!]] I'm gonna come after you. I'm gonna sc- I'm gonna RUIN YOU! LEARY!!

ERNGH! You just make me so ANGRY...

[''Chris displays the [[Claw of Fail|claws]] and grunts for a little bit before punching out his camera.'']

==Part 2==

{{Tardrage}}
<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = 01122010 Update.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|DszuxeOXE3k}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 12 January 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Fanartn.PNG‎]] Fan Art
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Rage]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Advicedogshirt.png]]
| Saga = {{Asperchu}} [[Asperchu]] Saga
| previous = [[Down with Asperchu]]
| next = [[12 January 2010|Current]]
}} </center>

==Transcript==
[''Sighs.''] Just further update. I'm so sick... and tired... of having to deal with all these people who have so many goddamn misunderstandings and mislabelings.

First off, Asperchu is not mine! I am sick and tired of being misa-misassociated with him. He is not mine, and I would never care to associa-ha-him because he is a bunch of crap! He just looks like a parody of me with a buddha belly and exaggerated manboobs! And I am so sick and tired of him.

And also Rosechu has always been a woman! If you look on page three of book number one, it says right there that that Raichu was a girl, quote unquote GIRL RAICHU. And Sonichu has been straight the whole time! He's always been straight, Rosechu's always been a woman...

[''A long pause as Chris is overcome with [[dirty, crapped briefs|emotion]].'']
'''''AAAARRRAGH!!'''''
[''Pants for a few seconds.'']

If only people would just understand me better and quit the mislabelings and the misunderstandings, and quit making offensive comments and offensive questions and officient statements and maybe I would be more-feel more at peace! [''Sighs again.''] Leave it at that for now (something cut off)

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Down with Asperchu]]|nextlink=[[12 January 2010|Current]]|}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

{{Captain's Log}}

User:Fenny

2010-01-13T06:13:49Z

Fenny:

I add or remove punctuation as appropriate, mostly.

== Mailbag ==

I've written two letters to Chris, one being markedly more productive than the other.

{{Email|From: hyle.19@gmail.com

Dear Chris,

Why are homosexual women morally superior to homosexual men? If it is because of the book of Leviticus, would you also support the exile of a couple who have sexual relations while the woman is menstruating? (Leviticus 20:18) Does [[Cwcville]] have sex laws? How are these laws enforced?

Yours, Caitlin}}
{{EmailReply|Cwcville has sex laws; the age of consent is 18, and NO GAY SEX IS ALLOWED WHATSOEVER. These laws are enforced by constant psychic-surveillance by Magi-Chan Sonichu. Should anyone go against these laws, Magi-Chan would know, inform the Police, arrest the individuals, tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service to ANY Sexual Violations; over-18 having sex with under-18, and Any homosexual relations. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

{{Email|From: vhenderson@teachers.org

To Mr. Christian Weston Chandler,

Hello, Mr. Chandler. I am an English teacher at a small junior high school in Middle Tennessee, and I sponsor the school's chapter of the Gay/Straight Alliance. Over the winter break, I had a student make mention of your comic in an email as a topic for future discussion once class resumes. Upon review of your comic, I have found it to be most worthy of discussion. Your portrayal of transsexuals and hermaphrodites is very interesting. The character Rosechu, for instance, fascinates me. Despite the labeling of being a female Raichu, I have gleamed from my research that she was actually a male Raichu, based on the pointedness of her tail. Then s/he was struck by a rainbow, transforming him/her into a lovely feminine being. This metaphor delights me! It is a very sensitive and positive portrayal of the struggle that transpeople endure when trying to determine and claim their identity. It is wonderful that you have allowed this character to find love and acceptance with a man, which is so often difficult in the real world. I have students who know the pain of being born into the body, and I am sure this will hearten them greatly. In addition, the character Magi-chan warms my heart in his obvious attraction to the character Silvana, even though she possessed the "wrong" genitalia at the time. The fact that he could see past the outer shell and to the person within is very sweet.

I must say though, that I object to Rosechu's characterization. She is a very stereotypical portrait of a transwoman, obsessed with maintaining her femininity to the point of ridiculousness. It is a tired cliche and an insult to all woman that their lives revolve around solely around their family and their vanity. In the future, I would like to see Rosechu develop interests outside her home and maxing out her credit card and become a better role model for young people struggling with their identities.

With deepest respect,

Ms. Veronica Henderson}}
{{EmailReply|LISTEN!!! READ PAGE 3 OF BOOK #1, IT SAYS CLEAR AS DAY THAT THE RAICHU WAS A '''GIRL RAICHU'''. There is NOTHING Transgender WHATSOEVER ABOUT ROSECHU, you MISLABELING, MISUNDERSTOOD INDIVIDUAL. She acts the way she dose is because she has ALWAYS BEEN FEMALE!!! I am so DAMN sick and tired of these Misunderstandings and Mislabelings!!! THIS IS A STRAIGHT COMIC SERIES AND SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE STRAIGHT!!!!!!}}
I like this one because <s>it got caps, bold, and fifteen exclamation points, six of them in a row.</s> Chris bitched about it on YouTube. ''Yeeesss.''

User:Fenny

2010-01-13T06:09:23Z

Fenny:

I add or remove punctuation as appropriate, mostly.

== Mailbag ==

I've written two letters to Chris, one being markedly more productive than the other.

{{Email|From: hyle.19@gmail.com

Dear Chris,

Why are homosexual women morally superior to homosexual men? If it is because of the book of Leviticus, would you also support the exile of a couple who have sexual relations while the woman is menstruating? (Leviticus 20:18) Does [[Cwcville]] have sex laws? How are these laws enforced?

Yours, Caitlin}}
{{EmailReply|Cwcville has sex laws; the age of consent is 18, and NO GAY SEX IS ALLOWED WHATSOEVER. These laws are enforced by constant psychic-surveillance by Magi-Chan Sonichu. Should anyone go against these laws, Magi-Chan would know, inform the Police, arrest the individuals, tried and fined HEAVILY; $500 or 50 Hours of Community Service to ANY Sexual Violations; over-18 having sex with under-18, and Any homosexual relations. --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:24, 5 January 2010 (CET)}}

{{Email|From: vhenderson@teachers.org

To Mr. Christian Weston Chandler,

Hello, Mr. Chandler. I am an English teacher at a small junior high school in Middle Tennessee, and I sponsor the school's chapter of the Gay/Straight Alliance. Over the winter break, I had a student make mention of your comic in an email as a topic for future discussion once class resumes. Upon review of your comic, I have found it to be most worthy of discussion. Your portrayal of transsexuals and hermaphrodites is very interesting. The character Rosechu, for instance, fascinates me. Despite the labeling of being a female Raichu, I have gleamed from my research that she was actually a male Raichu, based on the pointedness of her tail. Then s/he was struck by a rainbow, transforming him/her into a lovely feminine being. This metaphor delights me! It is a very sensitive and positive portrayal of the struggle that transpeople endure when trying to determine and claim their identity. It is wonderful that you have allowed this character to find love and acceptance with a man, which is so often difficult in the real world. I have students who know the pain of being born into the body, and I am sure this will hearten them greatly. In addition, the character Magi-chan warms my heart in his obvious attraction to the character Silvana, even though she possessed the "wrong" genitalia at the time. The fact that he could see past the outer shell and to the person within is very sweet.

I must say though, that I object to Rosechu's characterization. She is a very stereotypical portrait of a transwoman, obsessed with maintaining her femininity to the point of ridiculousness. It is a tired cliche and an insult to all woman that their lives revolve around solely around their family and their vanity. In the future, I would like to see Rosechu develop interests outside her home and maxing out her credit card and become a better role model for young people struggling with their identities.

With deepest respect,

Ms. Veronica Henderson}}
{{EmailReply|LISTEN!!! READ PAGE 3 OF BOOK #1, IT SAYS CLEAR AS DAY THAT THE RAICHU WAS A '''GIRL RAICHU'''. There is NOTHING Transgender WHATSOEVER ABOUT ROSECHU, you MISLABELING, MISUNDERSTOOD INDIVIDUAL. She acts the way she dose is because she has ALWAYS BEEN FEMALE!!! I am so DAMN sick and tired of these Misunderstandings and Mislabelings!!! THIS IS A STRAIGHT COMIC SERIES AND SONICHU AND ROSECHU ARE STRAIGHT!!!!!!}}
I like this one because it got caps, bold, and fifteen exclamation points, six of them in a row. A sure sign of a diseased mind.

CWC Blog

2010-01-13T04:31:41Z

Fenny: added new captain's log.

{{Honest}}

The '''CWC Blog''' or '''Captain's Log''' (no relation to [[Captain's Log|the video logs]]) section of [[CWCipedia]] is where Chris tells the world about his goings-on when he's too lazy to fire up his [[PSEye]] and do a proper [[YouTube]] video. And given how much time his fat ass is plopped in front of his [[PS3]], that's extraordinarily lazy.

Chris hardly used this section of the CWCipedia in its early days. The only message in this section for months was a post about some HONEST TRUTHS regarding trolls, merchandising, and his [[homos|straightness]]. But usage of this section started heating up after [[Kacey]] left him and his copyright was challenged. He began to post some updates about his copyright situation, about trying to work with [[Vivian]] to get a cut of the money she earned through her [[Audiobooks]], and to give excuses for why he once again hasn't gotten around to scribbling out his [[Sonichu (comic)|shit comic]]. Likely he's using this section in an attempt to show the world that he does such [[Father Call|HARD WORK]] on the comic in order to win the [[China|respect]] of Kacey or possibly other future [[sweethearts]].

The headings of the following entries are dated in Chris's time zone, though the times and dates that appear at the end of each blog post are inserted by the wiki and are in Central European Time, so they may reflect a date different from Chris's viewpoint.

==24 August 2009==

I wish to make a few points of Honest Truth here.

1. THERE ARE NO OFFICIAL [[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]] or [[Rosechu|ROSECHU]] MERCHANDISE YET. I WAS NEVER AT THE OTAKON. [[CChanSonichuCWC|The guy in the Brown Stripes]] claiming to be me is [[Ian Brandon Anderson|An Impostor]] and A Poser. DO NOT BUY ANYTHING UNTIL I GIVE THE WORD ON THE "CAPTAIN'S LOG" Personally that it would be Official and Legitimate.

2. Ignore ALL [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"Videos" portraying me in a Wrong Sense]], ESPECIALLY IF IT IS NOT on MY TRUE YouTube Account, '''ChristianWChandler'''.

3. I have called myself a [[trolls|Troll]], because I am Trolling my Trolls Back, so in a Sense, I, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], am a Troll, but I am NOT A TROLL to any and all [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|Honest, True People]].

4. "It Is Okay To Be [[naive|STUPID]] Sometimes"; It Is Not Okay To Be [[homos|Homosexual]] and Boast About it as well. BUT [[lies|I will personally Not Judge one or Separate any individual People as such; I am cool with being Friends with the homosexuals]]. BUT LET ME MAKE IT CLEAR, AND I WILL NOT TOLERATE ANY QUESTIONS AFTER I HAVE MADE IT CLEAR SOO MANY TIMES,

5. '''I, Christopher Christian Weston Chandler [[Homos#Evidence_that_Chris_is_a_homo|AM STRAIGHT]].'''

6. I can work faster with '''Good, Honest [[Show_RESPECT_to_me%2C_"C"CWC|R-E-S-P-E-C-T]]'''. "Find out what it means to me."

Have good faith in me, and the True, Good and Loyal amongst you all shall be rewarded.

I am Working [[duck|Hard]] on getting officially Paper-Published, with Official Sonichu, Rosechu and C.W.C. Merchandise that I will personally sign-off on to follow.

Have a good, safe day. Peace, --[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 21:27, 24 August 2009 (CEST)

==19 November 2009==
[[Image:CaptiansLogNov19.JPG|thumb|I'M WORKIN' ONNIT!]]

I apologize, [[fail|but I came up blank on today's page]]; I am working on it until I have the right idea in my head before I start drawing. But I wanted to make sure I do not leave the Cwcipedia unattended, so I am going to make the "Captian's Log" my Blog Spot (a Quote should only be a quote and not a blog entry).

When I have an update, I will post them here, with an archive; link listed below. If [[Slow-in-the-minds|I come up blank]] one day, I will make an update such as this, or start a new Cwcipedia page for a character or topic, in lieu of a comic page that day; [[lies|this is a promise]].

Other issues on my mind in Cwcville are a video introducing Sonichu to the companies (it may be a two-part video), with advising guidelines provided generously by Vivian, which I deeply appreciate and will use for the script of the video. Thank you, Vivian.

Trolls have been a pain to me in the past, but I will have them all know that their attacks, be they via hurtful phone calls, e-mail or snail-mail, in no way affect me emotionally or mentally. So they can take that and go Get A Life.

I have brought up the new [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag] page to the Portal, because these inputs have been brought to my attention, so I will offer personal individual replies to each new set of messages once a week, although I would prefer e-mails to my personal e-mail address, or you may direct your questions to cwcipedia@virginia.usa.com so they would be added to the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag Mailbag] alternatively.

Thank you all for your good and honest patience, faith and patronage.

Have a good and safe day

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:29, 20 November 2009 (CET)

===Audiobooks and Videobooks===
*''This message was left at the bottom of the Captian's log space on 19 November and remained there until 25 November, at which point it was given its own page.''

Attention, for all those who have purchased the [[Audiobooks|"Sonichu Audiobook DVD"]], please Direct ALL questions, comments and complaints to the owner of this youtube account, http://www.youtube.com/user/vivitheg#grid/user/4EAA2A54AFDDFBE1, Vivian Gee at her e-mail address, starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

I, Christian Weston Chandler, in the past disproved her [[parody|parodic]] and flawed audiobooks and her DVD creations and sales. But due to the [[Chris and Anger|Peace of Mind]] I have finally found, I am in talks with her to make her DVDs an Official Sonichu Merchandise Item with my Approval and a few tweaks, of course.

While I can honestly relate to the content of her Audiobooks, I am not personally responsible for their original creation. To view [[Videobooks|MY Audiobook Readings]], visit the Videobooks section of this website, CWC's Sonichu Site, A.K.A, Cwcipedia.

Thank you all for your continued patronage and support. And please encourage Vivian to come in agreement with me not only for better, and Personally Approved, Audiobook DVDs, but for a better chance for Official Sonichu Merchandise to come sooner.

Again, Vivian's e-mail is starroadgeno@hotmail.com.

==20 November 2009==

Page 81 is drawn, colored, edited and up. For the page, let me offer my personal commentary. [[autism|I hit the block]] yesterday, because I realized that [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|"Chris"]] was originally planned for [[Giovanni]]'s blackmail deal; "Proclaim obedience and control of the city to "Chris", or Rosechu will die." I later remembered [[Reldnahc]], so I put him in that situation instead.

Upon reflection, I feel this is a better story plot, because [[Naitsirhc]] is of more close connection to Giovanni than "Chris" was, plus it gave me the chance to start the link between him and the Devils at "[[4-cent_garbage.com|4-Cent Garbage]]".

Also, let me elaborate, without a plan, it takes me longer to think of what I want to draw and how to draw the scenarios and characters onto the page. But when I have the idea, the roll starts, and the page is drawn. Drawing a page at its best takes an hour at the most, then the coloring takes about half an hour, unless I have a new character on the page and have to choose the color-scheme for that character.

With this page-a-day flow, don't be surprised if more than one page shows up on the Cwcipedia in the same day. ;) But I take my time in thinking, drawing, coloring and all that.

Have a good and safe day,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:33, 21 November 2009 (CET)

==23 November 2009==
[[Image:Gay&PickleAds.JPG|thumb|right|The offending ads in question.]]
I have been busy looking up numbers to get in touch with the people of the videogame, toy, video, and comic industries to make the merchandise come to fruition. Today, I have created and am uploading 4 Videos introducing Sonichu to those people. Firstly, a Personal Presentation, followed by the Powerpoint Presentation. After each fully uploaded video, I will be adding them to the Sonichu Presentations page. Expect all the videos uploaded before midnight tonight and a new page or two tomorrow.

Stay Safe,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 24 November 2009 (CET)

P.S.

The following ads that have been displayed on this website, the Mexico Contest and the (UGH!!!!) gay-rights ads, will be edited (Mexico Contest) or Removed (gay-rights). I have Not approved EITHER ad before their arrival, and I have informed the sysop of this misdeed. GOD!!!

==25 November 2009==
I will be reading and answering the current set of fanmail in the Mailbag shortly after I upload today's page 86.

Considering tomorrow is Thanksgiving, I will make effort to draw 3 or 4 pages and upload them either then or Friday, depending on the time it comes to be upon completion of the goal number.

Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if Godzilla or Clover came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of my "Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V." DVD, AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera and such.

I have spoken, and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 02:17, 26 November 2009 (CET)

==29 November 2009==

Here's the page for today. I had already explained that I was setting my mind on the mailbox reply yesterday, so that was yesterday's update.

Anyway, a couple of things. Firstly, this morning, I was asked to light the First of the four [[Wikipedia:Advent wreath|Advent Candles]] at my [[Wesley Methodist Church|Church]]. I felt delighted and honored, and I gave my best on reading the bible verse with the lighting. [[Lie|Everyone there praised me]] for my [[Autism|good reading]] and [[Speech impediment|speech quality]]; I felt good.

Second, a piece of sound advice I had thought of after I drew page 91 of the [[Sonichu 9|9th book]]. Back when I was in [[Manchester High School|high school]] during my Freshman year, during the time I was a Manager of the Varsity Basketball Team, I had a crush on [[Laura Dorazio|one of the cheerleaders]]. Among the whole group though, they all enjoyed my company and [[Random-access humor|good humor]]. Anyway, the cheerleader I had the crush on, she asked me if I had a crush on anyone; I answered [[honesty|honestly]]. Then she asked who. Blushing, I told her that I was [[fail|crushing on her]]. She took some [[Time Void|time]] to think about it, and she told me later that while she liked me as a friend, she did not see me as boyfriend material at the time. I later learned that she was Two Grades ahead of me. Live and Learn; at least I tried.

And with that, I encourage EVERYONE to date someone to hopefully make into a [[Sweetheart]] (with [[third date|eventual benefits]]). It is harder when you are a Freshman, so I'd wait until the Sophomore year before setting my sights on nearly every [[boyfriend-free girl|girl]] I [[pedo-glasses|saw]]. But as a Freshman, if you have your sights set on someone, and YOU KNOW that opposite-gender person is a Freshman too, I suggest looking up a role-model. A cool [[Joseph Herring|Junior]] or Seinor-Year student, and follow their example on asking others out (but with your own [[Sonichu medallion|personal flair and charm]]; do not totally copy your role-model).

And IF you know [[Chris|someone]] who is WITHOUT a Sweetheart in High School, Ladies and Gentlemen, HOOK THEM UP. And [[Hanna|DO NOT MAKE IT A JOKE]]; that is just Plain Mean and Cruel, and being Mean and Cruel is NOT Cool. And if it helps, think of it as [[Pokemon League|Volunteer Work]]. Most people enjoy volunteering and helping, Even for an Assignment or Extra Credit. Such kindness and concern reflects you as a Better Person; not some random Shallow Loser, because it show that You Truly Care about others AND yourself.

I offer my blessings to every lucky sweetheart couple in High Schools everywhere. IT IS TRUE, you WOULD NEVER find anyone better than the significant other that you are with right now.

Stay Safe, and Stay In School.

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:39, 30 November 2009 (CET)

==6 December 2009==

Just a note, I have just drawn the Two Final Pages for Book #9, but I am short on time to color them both in before the night is over, but I will have Both Pages uploaded tomorrow. And to offer a foretaste, the Featured Picture for today is a preview of Page 100, mostly uncolored with my signature on it. And for tonight, I will answer the current set of letters in the Mailbag.

Also, I am certain that y'all have noticed the most UNwelcomed and UNapproved ads on, ugh!, homosexual stuff. As Everyone knows, I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not take kindly to such wrongful ads on this website. The one who hath done such a horrid crime was the one who hazes my comics and work, known as Jack Thaddius. Apparently, he is of European Citizenship, and donated some Euros and from such, took control over the adspace. He knows of my complaints and disapproval of these ads. To voice your complaints and opinions on this wrongdoing, you may e-mail him at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. As [[Lies|I work hard for my work]], I also work towards the undoing of this crime on this, the One Official Sonichu and Rosechu Site, the Cwcipedia.

My advice to cope with this, is to hit F5 or Refresh until the adspace, on your screen, displays another ad that is not of that orientation.

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:23, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==7 December 2009==
[[Image:VaSinglesHomoAd.jpg|thumb|One of the many GOD DAMN F**IN' homo ads that has Chris begging EU citizens for free money.]]
''The text of this blog was posted underneath the update from 6 December, instead of replacing it.''

Continuing from yesterday, I have just uploaded the final two pages of the 9th Book. I will remain on schedule and draw the True First Page of Book #10, which (spoiler) is the start to full extent of the dialogue which was left out, due to page and time constraint, on Page 99 of Book #9. Followed a few pages later after this by skipping forward to my to-dos me and the others have to do in and around Cwcville. Then a few more pages later, it will sync-up with the preview 8 pages.

Again, to reiterate the issue, THE GOD DAMN F***IN' Homo Ads MUST BE GONE! A good start to this process is to contact the current "AdMaster", Jack Thaddius, at '''jackthethadius@yahoo.com'''. And for the time being, hit F5 or Refresh to avoid seeing those ads.

And the Biggest and Best Step to remove the ads, I must humbly ask my Good, Kind and Loyal European Fans of.

Firstly, like Optimus Prime, as a noble leader, I would not ask one to do anything that I am fully capable of doing myself. The main webmaster of the Cwcipdedia, the SysOp, resides in the European Area, and requires donations to keep the webhost space reserved for this one website. I am a citizen of the United States of America alone at this time, and legally, due to international banking laws, he can only accept donations from citizens of the European Union at this time. That S.O.B., Jack, apparently is a citizen of BOTH the U.S. and Europe. I, personally, have inquired upon donating from my funds, but unfortunately, as the SysOp told me, it is not possible with the law.

So, my European Fans, I ask you, to [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWCipedia:Donations Donate], not only to help keep up this, the Original Official Sonichu Site up, but to remove the horrid homo ads Jack has grossly placed. As my personal thanks to each of you who donate in the European Area, ONLY along with the Valid Donation(s) to the SysOp, if you include your legal name and address, that information will be relayed to me via e-mail from the SysOp, and I will personally snail-mail a hand-written thank you letter and an autographed drawing.

Thank You, and God Bless You, True, Loyal and Kind-Hearted People,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 01:56, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==13 December 2009==
I apologize for the lack of pages today, but I had a number of chores to do for my family today, so to make up for it, I will be typing up a '''New Sonichu and Rosechu Story''', their Christmas Special which I promise to draw up alongside the current pages starting on tomorrow, the 14th. So, I will be typing it up right after I answer today's Mailbag, and I will add the link to it under this C-Log, as well as in the Portal.

Thank you for your Loaylty and Patience.

[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 04:06, 14 December 2009 (CET)

==16 December 2009==
Just a couple of things today, I have to go on a road trip to visit my relatives, so no new pages will be uploaded today only, but instead, I will be creating the page that sorts out Fact from Fiction from that God D*** [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that has plagued me since November of 2007.

Aside from that, I apologize from lack of other things, aside from the two new pages from the update just before I started typing in this C-Log entry, but my computer picked up a virus from a pop-up ad while I was updating. It made me had to restart my PC, and it had trouble restarting, so I had to restore it. Thank God it maintained most of the programs and All my files it had.

Thank you again for your Loyalty and Patience.

Have a Safe and Good Day,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 09:01, 16 December 2009 (CET)

==17 December 2009==
I have enjoyed the trip to visit my Aunt and Uncle with my family; it was nice and pleasant. Unfortunately, I felt drowzy shortly after returning home, so I turned early. I apologize for that. I got up this morning, had coffee with my dad, did some cleaning around the house, then pop needed me to run a few errands with him; important documents, personal verification of such and all. I went straight to the Cwcipedia to type up the Revised ED Page Text of which I went through during my trip yesterday. I do not have enough time to upload a page today, but I will return shortly later to answer more fanmail.

Again, my apologies.

Stay Safe,

===ModNation Addendum===

''(The following was added an hour and a half after the original post)''

Also, This Just In, I have FINALLY been able to redeem my Voucher code for the '''ModNation Racers Beta''' that I got with the G.O.T.Y. LittleBiGPlanet disc, and it is being downloaded now. This weekend, during my off-time aside from the drawing and Cwcipedia time, I will be learning about its ins-and-outs and eventually (hopefully by the end of the weekend) '''create the Cwcville City Racetrack.'''

Also, I will be receiving a second voucher code for the same Beta, and I am feeling generous. The First PS3 Owner with a Trophy Level of 8 or more to send me a message with "Cwcville City Track" in the Subject Line before Friday, December 18 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time, will receive the code after I get it in my e-mail. My PSN ID IS '''Sonichu''', and the code will be sent over the Playstation Network in reply to the message received. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Stay Safe,

--[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/User:ChrisChanSonichu ChrisChanSonichu] 03:26, 18 December 2009 (CET)

==19 December 2009==
Now, I'm back in the swing of drawing pages; I have just uploaded the two pages for today.

Also, I have the Voucher Code for the ModNation Racers Beta (for being a Qore Subscriber), but unfortunately I had not received any messages on the PSN from anyone, so I will revise the details. AGAIN, '''send me a message with ''"Cwcville City Track"'' in the Subject Line before Monday, December 21 at 6:00 AM, Eastern Standard Time,''' but '''it is now OPEN TO ALL WITH A PLAYSTATION 3 and a PSN Account; NO Trophy Level required.''' I will send the code to the '''10th message received''' on my PSN, and that individual will receive the code in a reply to their message '''over the Playstation Network'''. My PSN ID IS '''Sonichu'''. Good Luck!

And Good Luck on beating me on the Online Tracks in the City of Cwcville, VA!

Also, check out the [[Art|Original CCWC Art]] page for the first 7 of a number of In-Game Photos from ModNation Racers of my Character(s) and My Car(s) and the Track(s), including the Cwcville Track I am working on. I have the map drawn on paper; all I have to do now is to familiarize myself with all the track creation options and details so I can make this track at its currently available best (Beta-Wise).

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 08:07, 19 December 2009 (CET)

==20 December 2009==
Firstly, I apologize for not uploading any new pages yesterday or today; I have just been hit with TWO FEET of Snow. While I was drawing a page, I had a 2-second blackout; my PC was on before the blackout. Later, when I went to my PC to turn it back on, it screwed up on me, like the recent event with the found virus software of which I had explained in an earlier C-Log. Anyway, it took me longer to get my PC back up, but now I am back up, and I will upload Six Pages tomorrow.

[[Image:Clyde_billboard_04.jpg|thumb|I am straight! Everybody hangs out in a gay bar sometimes! It's perfectly normal!]]
Onto another issue that has come to my attention, as I have also stated in my new [[YouTube]] video along with what I have just explained, The Troll, [[Clyde Cash]], apparently has [[20_December_2009|uploaded one of his Photoshopped images with my image]] cropped into some strange situation, where he is trying to smear my good name again, onto this website where the image is being displayed on a billboard in New York City. '''DO NOT BELIEVE THE BILLBOARD IMAGE; I AM STRAIGHT; THAT IS JUST CLYDE CASH TRYING TO FRAME ME AGAIN.'''

In any case, tonight, I will be answering Two Mailbag Sets, and responding to ALL current messages regarding the billboard thing (D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash) as well.

Also, The ModNation Cwcville City Track is still under construction; it will be uploaded before Christmas Day.

Thank you for your support and kindness.

Have a Merry and Safe Christmas and Holidays.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:36, 21 December 2009 (CET)

==28 December 2009==
Well, at least I accomplished ONE improvement on the Cwcipedia; no offensive Ads. And To Jack Thaddius, who is still being an annoying son of a b****, '''I have got out of my Closet of Autism LONG AGO, and I Stayed Straight. YOU Get Out Of YOUR Closet and Go Into F***ing Scientology.''' I say that in response to the ad he somehow placed next to the Introduction Icon; NO AD BELONGS THERE, and '''That Ad is of NO association with me, the Cwcipedia website, and all things Sonichu and Rosechu.'''

**Update: I have found the tweak and fixed the problem; '''Coca Cola is a Product that I enjoy, and I am Proud to be Associated With their products with the Ad I replaced Jack's Misdeed with.''' '''V-I-C-T-O-R-Y! FOR C-W-C!!!'''

Moving on, since apparently there was a Twitter Feed placed on the Mailbox Zero page, which I have removed and moved to the [[Twitter]] page, I have later decided to go into the Twitter Fad and add a small Feed under the C-Log Box. My Username is '''CWCSonichu'''; Do Not Give Attention to ALL Other Usernames in the '''Sonichu''' Twitter Feed who claim or pretend to be me, and GIVE NO ATTENTION WHATSOEVER to '''ClydeCash''' or '''Jack Thaddius''', who both have their own Twitter accounts (Make Both Jack and Clyde BANNED from Twitter, please).

And let me make it clear again, '''I''', Christian Weston Chandler of Ruckersville, VA, USA, '''Do Not support the Gay Lifestyle'''; what they do behind closed doors is their own business alone, and I have no care about it, and they have their own rights as the next person with due respect(s). '''I am Striaght, PERIOD!''' And with the Facts that Both of them not Only are Annoying DumbAsses to me, but They Both give their own Gay Men a Worse Name than they already have, '''Clyde Cash and Jack Thaddius BOTH Should commit Suicide, Die and Rot In Hell.''' As I have already stated loudly in my recent Y.T. video.

I have spoken for now. Shorter updates from me as '''CWCSonichu''' will come in on the Sonichu [[Twitter]] Feed.

Thank You for your loyalty to my Sonichu and Rosechu stories and franchise and Positive Encouragement to Ignore the Ill-Mislabeling Trolls.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 18:19, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==1 January 2010==
[[Image:CWCsTRUEandHONESTads.jpg|thumb|The "ads" Chris put up in retaliation to [[Jack Thaddeus]].]]
Captain's Log, Stardate: January 1, 2010
I have another pair of pages for today, and I will answer another Mailbag or two after uploading. But I also have another announcement; Jack thinks he can get away with occupying my Introduction Box with ANY Ad, well I have a few items I fully support as well. I will be placing my own Ads around the Cwcipedia, as I assert My Rights to do so as Captain of this website vessel.

'''I DO NOT WANT MY ADS REMOVED OR REPLACED BY ANYONE OTHER THAN MYSELF.'''

Thank you for your full support; have a good and safe day,

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:06, 2 January 2010 (CET)

See below as these are some functions I fully support and will be placing around the site...

==7 January 2010==
Upon reflection, February 24 SHOULD be a Holiday of sorts (even a Second Day for Love in addition to Valentine's Day), because the day, to me at least, just FEELS like a Holiday, in addition to it being my Birthday. I have looked it up before, and it is some sort of forgettable (Holi)day in Mexico or somewhere. February 24 Should have More Significance and Recognition like a Holiday.

And that is my thought not only for today, but my thought for Years.

Stay Safe,

--[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 04:09, 8 January 2010 (CET)

==12 January 2010==
Having finally logged back in, I am copying and pasting my Twitters into this C-Log.

Firstly, I am decreeing that homosexuals will have equal relationship rights within Cwcville, yet gay marriage is still Illegal and Wrong. And Magi-Chan will stay out of those people's heads under my request.

Second, I am aware of the reasons of the Trio of individuals who are behind the Hideous Asperpedia of WHY they are tormenting me like this. If they will Read the following, or if anyone will relay, I will make amends towards them.

To Alec: You have NO RIGHT in drawing MY characters in your comics, because I have specifically spoke AGAINST IT, and you DARE to copy and paste my response and STRIKE AND ADD IN ONLY WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR! I admit I have done that in some Mailbag letters, and I apologize for that, but I did that sometimes, because I felt offended by some of their content. I would appreciate it if you would just give up your game, remove all the ads on MY Cwcipedia, and just move on. YOU HAVE your own life in Minnesota at your Amtrak; Quit Messing Up My Life, or I WILL come after you.

To Evan George: I offered to make Simonchu and Simonla Brother and Sister, yet you continue on to give me grief and hateThe offer was reasonable, so the two can be Separate, Individual Characters. I would appreciate it if you quit hating me, accept the brother/sister plan, and Let It Go.

To Sean: Your comic strips are only an extension to WHAT YOU THINK are characters who are Underappreciated, when they are not, and I have plans for them in future tales. Firstly, METAL SONICHU is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon.Bill is still working within Giovanni's Laboratory, I am working on a plan on including him in a future episode around Blake. The WAILORD who dropped the rock onto the mother Swampert and the Squirtle who Yawned are ONLY Individual characters who I originally had NO plans on putting into future stories, so ASSUME that the two were BOTH caught by Pok'emon Trainers in Pok'e Balls and now the two are fighting with their trainers in Pok'emon Battles.

And to all those who I offended about the talk with Aspergers, I apologize. I have nothing AGAINST any individual with Aspergers, and I promise to not be mean, but nice, to them and all other individuals. So, Please, to everyone, let's move on peacefully and live our lives well.

Thank You.

--ChrisChanSonichu 05:07, 13 January 2010 (CET)

{{CWCipedia}}

==See also==
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[Mailbag]]
*[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence]]

==External links==
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page External link to the main page of the CWCipedia, where the latest blog post is featured]
*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/CWC_Blog The CWC Blog archive]

[[Category:CWCipedia]]

Talk:CWCville

2010-01-12T12:14:04Z

Fenny:

==To do==
*images of CWCville from comic
*Chris's description of CWCville with "an average amount of cool places to hang out at."
*BlueSpike, fuckups aside, you got him to say my cousin BILLY is mayor of CWCville. Objections to the rest aside, that's fucking hilarious. [[User:William Maize|William Maize]] 07:29, 4 March 2009 (CET)

== Who will lead? ==

Since Liquid Chris was kipnapped by Solid, I was wondering who will be the next TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville? Are we just going to let that manchild back in office after how he disposed of BILLY MAYS and his own counterpart? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]

LEX LUTHOR FOR MAYOR OF CWCVILLE! He was the president of the US at one time (See ''Superman/Batman: Public Enemies]]'' ), maybe he can use Metahumans to wipe out all Sonichus and Rosechus! --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]]
*Liquid's back, so nevermind. Still, who'd be a good canidate if he were to resign his postition? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]

== Nazi Germany's anti-tobacco movement ==

I think it would be nice to compare Chris to Hitler in his anti-tobacco policies.
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-tobacco_movement_in_Nazi_Germany]
--[[User:CrassCrab|The Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 17:12, 18 November 2009 (CET)
*Agreed. But I believe Chris' other similarities to Hitler should also be noted (e.i. the outlawing of homosexuality, Chris' iron-fisted rule over CWCville, Etc.) --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 1:03, 19 November 2009 (CEST)
:* Didn't they both rage when their art wasn't given the recognition they thought it deserved? And Hitler did Disney fanart (thx /cwc/ omg lol! =^_^=). Except Hitler was actually good at doing landscapes IIRC. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 07:51, 19 November 2009 (CET)
::*"After dropping out of high school in 1905 at age sixteen, Adolf Hitler spent the next few years in brooding idleness. His indulgent mother patiently urged him to learn a trade or get a job. But to young Hitler, the idea of daily work with its necessary submission to authority was revolting.

With his father now dead, there was no one who could tell young Hitler what to do, so he did exactly as he pleased. He spent his time wandering around the city of Linz, Austria, visiting museums, attending the opera, and sitting by the Danube River dreaming of becoming a great artist.

Hitler liked to sleep late then go out in the afternoon, often dressed like a young gentleman of leisure and even carried a fancy little ivory cane. When he returned home, he would stay up well past midnight reading and drawing.

He would later describe these teenage years free from responsibility as the happiest time of his life.

His only friend was with another young dreamer named August Kubizek, who wanted to be a great musician. They met at the opera in Linz. Kubizek found Hitler fascinating and a friendship quickly developed. Kubizek turned out to be a patient listener. He was a good audience for Hitler, who often rambled for hours about his hopes and dreams. Sometimes Hitler even gave speeches complete with wild hand gestures to his audience of one.

Kubizek later described Hitler's personality as "violent and high strung." Hitler would only tolerate approval from his friend and could not stand to be corrected, a personality trait he had shown in high school and as a younger boy as well.

Young Hitler did not have a girlfriend. But he did have an obsessive interest in a young blond named Stephanie. He would stare at her as she walked by and sometimes followed her. He wrote her many love poems. But he never delivered the poems or worked up the nerve to introduce himself, preferring to keep her in his fantasies. He told his friend Kubizek he was able to communicate with her by intuition and that she was even aware of his thoughts and had great admiration for him. He was also deeply jealous of any attention she showed to other young men.

In reality, she had no idea Hitler had any interest in her. Years later, when told of the interest of her now-famous secret admirer, she expressed complete surprise, although she remembered getting one weird unsigned letter.

http://www.historyplace.com/worldwar2/riseofhitler/art.htm

o_o --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 08:02, 19 November 2009 (CET)

:Holy fucking shit. Well, hopefully Chris will forever remain the apathetic slug that he is and never venture into politics. [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 08:07, 19 November 2009 (CET)
:: Maybe a rejection letter from [[Wikipedia:Art_Instruction_Schools|Art Instruction Schools]] would inspire him. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 08:16, 19 November 2009 (CET)
::*Funny you mention that, I've been wanting to see Chris draw Tippy the Turtle and Pete the Pirate for that place, and see if he'd still get in. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 8 December 2009 (CET)
== Official website ==

http://www.onetruecwcville.net/index.php --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 00:04, 21 November 2009 (CET)

==Wes Iseli==
There's a comment about how the police do nothing since Wes Iseli is able to ruin weddings. Yet didn't that wedding take place in "our" world since Sarah was there? I realize this is hard to argue given that "consistency" is a foreign concept to Chris but I'm guessing that the wedding takes place in our world and it just so happens that Sonichus and that Chris, Sarah, and Wes can turn into Sonichus and shit because they have those medallions and whatnot. Thoughts? If it's the case that it's taking place in our world, then we need to revise that sentence. Perhaps about how Mary Lee Walsh is able to do shit?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:04, 8 December 2009 (CET)

==climate==
Considering that it has jungles, volcanoes, temperate forests, the temperature differences of the Appalachian foothills between seasons, and is situated right next to the ocean, the bizarre, hellish climate of CWCville needs mentioned, I think.
*Agreed. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]
** I made the Zapbud's description seem more like a invasive weed, could someone make a better pic of what a Zapbud might look like IRL? I'm sorry but as a plant lover I can't believe Chrissy has managed to fuck up plants.[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 18:48, 24 December 2009 (CET)
*** [[Sonichu Remake]] has a re-imagining of zapbuds. Would cropping the corner of [[Media:SCRM -0-06.jpg|this image]] work? I might add it myself later, if I can figure out how to without destroying the rest of the article. --[[User:Fenny|Fenny]], who sucks at wiki.

User:Fenny

2010-01-12T12:11:30Z

Fenny: Created page with 'Hate seeing my name in red.'

Hate seeing my name in red.

Sylvana

2010-01-12T11:25:42Z

Fenny: corrected a couple typos.

[[Image:Silvana.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Before there was a [[Pickle|penis]].]]

[[Image:Silvana34.jpg|right|thumb|200px|After obtaining a [[Pickle|penis]].]]

[[Silvana]] is a shape-shifting hermaphroditic [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who first appeared in [[Sonichu's News Dash]] #7 and later played a major role in [[Sonichu 8]]. Aside from her shape-shifting powers she also shows some psychic ability. She was created by the same [[rainbow]] that made the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Her egg somehow ended up on the Moon, where she was raised by the [[troll|evil]] [[Count Graduon]].
She is a combination of six characters:
*[[Raichu]]
*The Pokémon Ditto
*Some Psychic and/or Dark Pokémon
*[[Amy Rose]]
*Rouge the Bat (Both sluts and sex symbols)
*[[Sailor Moon]] (Head crest)

==Biography==
Count Graduon gave her the power of shape-shifting, a [[Duck|dick]], and the skills of seduction. During Spring Break, Silvana transforms into [[Bubbles]] to have sex with [[Blake]]. When she has sex, she secretes a paralyzing venom which leaves Blake hospitalized. She later tried to seduce Bubbles as well, but [[Magi-Chan]] convinced her not to fuck the hermaphrodite. What she actually intended to ''do'' after fucking and paralyzing everything in sight is never elaborated upon. It is believed that Silvana is meant to be a metaphor who represents the countless trolls who troll Chris by pretending to be women.

As of [[Sonichu 10]] Chris has revealed that he plans on turning Silvana into a "full" woman, and, as many trolls have repeatedly predicted, pairing her up with Magi-Chan. Sonichu 10 also shows Silvana "trolling" Chris in the guise of [[Meg Griffin]] (lending credence to the theory mentioned earlier about Silvana representing pretend females). It's also somewhat telling that Silvana didn't "troll" Chris this way ''before'' he had announced his plan to turn Silvana into a single-sex being.

==The Original News Dash==

[[Image:Cwcmail.png|right|thumb|200px|Chris-chan avoids explaining why she has a penis.]]

Chris writes:

<blockquote>“Recently, a black Rosechu came down from outer space in a fashionable space ship. She came down onto our Earth wreaking havoc by abducting the Sonichu Heroes. But in conjunction with Chris-Chan Sonichu, the Rosechus of Earth rescued all of them. In an interview with Magi-Chan Sonichu, he said, “I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome. She said that she was a female Pikachu who was hit by a shining light from the Chaos Rainbow.” The Chaos Rainbow was the rainbow made when Super Sonic collided with the Pikachu, on that fateful day in Station Square years ago. And when interviewed, the black Rosechu, who named herself, Silvana, she stated, “I abducted the Sonichus, because it was very lonesome on the moon, there were NO aliens there at all. And when I communicated with Magi-Chan, I was inspired to build my spacecraft with the remains of the shuttle that put me there in the first place.”</blockquote>

From this, we can assume that she was originally meant to be an avatar of Chris's loneliness. One can only imagine the pain Chris went through when circumstances forced him to corrupt her.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Silvanasduck.jpg
</gallery>

==External Links==

*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic9TVY7P19.htm Episode 18, with Silvana's Origins]

==See also:==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Rosechu]], who also has a [[pickle]]
*[[Megagi La Skunk]]
*[[Niggos]]
*[[The Moon|The Motherfucking Moon]]
*[[Chris and music|Lady Gaga]]
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Villains]]

Sylvana

2010-01-12T04:44:08Z

Fenny: changed word from british to american spelling, fixed verb conjugation.

[[Image:Silvana.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Before there was a [[Pickle|penis]].]]

[[Image:Silvana34.jpg|right|thumb|200px|After obtaining a [[Pickle|penis]].]]

[[Silvana]] is a shape-shifting hermaphroditic [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]] who first appeared in [[Sonichu's News Dash]] #7 and later played a major role in [[Sonichu 8]]. Aside from her shape-shifting powers she also shows some psychic ability. She was created by the same [[rainbow]] that made the [[Chaotic Combo]]. Her egg somehow ended up on the Moon, where she was raised by the [[troll|evil]] [[Count Graduon]].
She is a combination of six characters:
*[[Raichu]]
*The Pokémon Ditto
*Some Psychic and/or Dark Pokémon
*[[Amy Rose]]
*Rouge the Bat (Both sluts and sex symbols)
*[[Sailor Moon]] (Head crest)

==Biography==
Count Graduon gave her the power of shape-shifting, a [[Duck|dick]], and the skills of seduction. During Spring Break, Silvana transforms into [[Bubbles]] to have sex with [[Blake]]. When she has sex, she secretes a paralyzing venom which leaves Blake hospitalized. She later tried to seduce Bubbles as well, but [[Magi-Chan]] convinced her not to fuck the hermaphrodite. What she actually intended to ''do'' after fucking and paralyzing everything in sight is never elaborated upon. It is believed that Silvana is meant to be a metaphor who represents the countless trolls who troll Chris by pretending to be women.

As of [[Sonichu 10]] Chris has revealed that he plans on neutering Silvana, and, as many trolls have repeatedly predicted, pairing her up with Magi-Chan.

==The Original News Dash==

[[Image:Cwcmail.png|right|thumb|200px|Chris-chan avoids explaining why she has a penis.]]

Chris writes:

<blockquote>“Recently, a black Rosechu came down from outer space in a fashionable space ship. She came down onto our Earth wreaking havoc by abducting the Sonichu Heroes. But in conjunction with Chris-Chan Sonichu, the Rosechus of Earth rescued all of them. In an interview with Magi-Chan Sonichu, he said, “I’ve been communicating with her through telekinesis, and she sounded very lonesome. She said that she was a female Pikachu who was hit by a shining light from the Chaos Rainbow.” The Chaos Rainbow was the rainbow made when Super Sonic collided with the Pikachu, on that fateful day in Station Square years ago. And when interviewed, the black Rosechu, who named herself, Silvana, she stated, “I abducted the Sonichus, because it was very lonesome on the moon, there were NO aliens there at all. And when I communicated with Magi-Chan, I was inspired to build my spacecraft with the remains of the shuttle that put me there in the first place.”</blockquote>

From this, we can assume that she was originally meant to be an avatar of Chris's loneliness. One can only imagine the pain Chris went through when circumstances forced him to corrupt her.

==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Silvanasduck.jpg
</gallery>

==External Links==

*[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/sonichu/SchuComic9TVY7P19.htm Episode 18, with Silvana's Origins]

==See also:==
{{Fan art}}
*[[Rosechu]], who also has a [[pickle]]
*[[Megagi La Skunk]]
*[[Niggos]]
*[[The Moon|The Motherfucking Moon]]
*[[Chris and music|Lady Gaga]]
{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Villains]]

True and Loyal Fanbase

2010-01-11T22:20:31Z

Fenny: cleaned up a redundant sentence, corrected a couple grammatical errors.

[[Image:SchuComicFreeBack.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Spread the word!]]

[[Chris]] constantly refers to his [[trolls|fans]] as his "'''True and Loyal Fanbase'''" (aka his "fandase"). Fun fact: There are no actual [[Sonichu]] fans. Literally none. Let's pretend that looking at the garbage Chris produces is not enough proof to support that statement. Let's pretend the fact that he updates his shit about once every six months, and expects everyone to wait patiently is not enough proof to support that statement. Consider this: If there actually was one, wouldn't we have found out about them by now?

==Personal army==
As has befallen many an individual posting on the internet, Chris believes that he has a wide fanbase that adores him. While this is normally just [[Chris and reality|delusion]] coming from page views, Chris believes this despite the fact that his fans have repeatedly proven to be comprised exclusively of [[trolls]]. He addresses them whenever he feels they would be most helpful, such as when he needs votes in a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] or needs a [[Clyde Cash|troll taken care of]], and speaks with full expectation of people following through with these orders simply because he gave them. This idea was reinforced with the failed trolling of the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]], and it's possible that's what drives him to continue acting this way.

Chris takes his alleged fanbase completely for granted, ignoring them except when he needs them to do something. Chris frequently views his fanbase as his personal army, so when he issues threats [[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|to withhold the comics unless the ED page gets taken down]], he assumes that his TRUE and LOYAL fan will keep the [[trolls]] in check. The best example came on [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|27 August 2009]], when Chris implored his fanbase to remove every last video that showed the tour of his house after his family found out about it. To this day, mirrors of the two-part video still pop up to mock Chris.

Despite the belief that his fans adore him, he is notoriously inattentive to the sort of things that allow a person to continue having fans. He believes that people love him for his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]], and yet updates are often months apart. Also, he blames this on [[stress]] caused by the trolls. And, since he assigned his fans to take care of the trolls for him, he's essentially blaming them for the fact that he can't keep updates regular.

Recently, though, it seems that Chris thinks he can control what the fans do with their lives. In [[Down with asperchu|a recent video]], Chris tells his fans to never read an issue of [[Asperchu]] because "there are no LINKS" to Chris's works. It's slowly becoming obvious this his views of his fans are getting more warped day by day.

==List of fans who aren't trolls<ref>Some argue that Gina, a mentally retarded young lady, was indeed a genuine Sonichu fan, but it may be possible she was a very convincing [[Robert Simmons V]] clone or a genuine [[white knight]]. Either way, after [[The_July_10th_Messages#CWC_Calls_Out_sonichuizcool| he abused her]] she's no longer a fan.</ref>==
[[Image:Tumbleweed.gif]]

==Notes==
<references/>
==See also==
* [[Chris and his Ego]]
* [[Chris and Fame]]
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Asperchu

2010-01-11T22:10:08Z

Fenny: corrected a few grammatical errors.

{{Ongoing}}
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and his relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were disenfranchised followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from Aspergers, for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred.

Recently Chris has been [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|outright deleting]], or [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence. Given what just happened to the CWCipedia's mainpage, it shouldn't be long before Chris is driven to make even more enraged public screeds.

==Asperpedia==

After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, Moon-pals.

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|video]], where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

{{Quote|'''Die you son of a bitch, Alec, die!'''|Chris, issuing yet another [[Death threats|death threat]].}}

Alec has yet to respond to this threat on his life.

==See Also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.

Meg Griffin

2010-01-11T04:55:02Z

Fenny: corrected a couple misspellings.

[[File:Meggriffin.JPG|right|thumb|Even ten year olds can draw Meg.]]
Meg Griffin is a mediocre character from mediocre sitcom [[Family Guy]]. Despite being a cartoon character, [[Chris]] wants to [[Chris and sex|nail]] her.

==Sonichu 10==

Chris's insane fantasies finally came to a head in [[Sonichu 10]] when Meg, who is mysteriously attracted to the sound of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], suddenly appears and gushes about being a fan of his. Explosively, Chris admits to being a fan of hers as well. After dealing a rogue passer-by a [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|knuckle sandwich]], Chris and Meg get down to a bit of tonsil hockey and Meg promises Chris he can nail her. Hard.

==Her?==

Chris is attracted to Meg because they're both pathetic, and so he sees her as a kindred spirit. Chris has taken umbrage to the fact Meg is treated so badly in the show in the past and presents himself in the comic as being her protector, even though the thought of Chris protecting anyone is patently ludicrous.

[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]

Chris and tracing

2010-01-09T03:30:04Z

Fenny: Added source of s&m scene from recent update.

{{Improve|Improvement|adding more images and content}}
{{Merge|Chris and art}}

'''Tracing''' is an art technique where another piece of art, or portions of it, is copied along its outlines. Among legitimate artists, it is little more than a technique for studying drawing styles of existing pieces of work, or for making variations of the artist's own work, but in the Internet, it has regrettably become a road to stardom for many budding artists; among certain people, making a copy of a drawing or parts of it and trying to pass it off as their own is considered a legitimate strategy — at least until someone finds out about it.

As [[Chris and art|Chris's art skills]] have shown, Chris can't really draw anything well. It is therefore highly surprising that many of his drawings are actually traces. Usually, the biggest tell-tale sign of a tracer is inconsistent drawing style, particularly between works that are demonstrably bad and "original", and high-quality drawings that are strangely reminiscent of other pieces of art. Chris fools everyone by having a very consistent art style — albeit a consistently ''bad'' style.

The bad style is explained by the fact that his tracing tools are just as top-notch as his other art tools. Chris uses a toy-like sketching kit from [[Wikipedia:Spin Master|Spin Master]] called [http://www.amazon.com/Strawberry-Shortcake-Reflecta-Sketch-Set/dp/B00144QMOY Reflecta Sketch], which only allows him to trace on basic letter-sized copy paper, not the large sketching paper most professional artists use. The kit comes with a reflective piece of plastic where an original can be placed to the left and the reflection is used for tracing an outline, allowing Chris the ease of copying other artists' works to use in his general and [[Rule 34]] artwork. This device is why many of Chris' tracking is a mirror image of the original.

==Traced images from the Sonichu Comic==
<gallery>
Image:Trace1.jpg
Image:Trace2.jpg
Image:Trace3.jpg
Image:Trace4.jpg
Image:Trace5.jpg
Image:Trace6.jpg
Image:Aquateenvssonichu.jpg
Image:SAV-Swindle.jpg
Image:RClina.jpg
Image:PunislavBarrier.jpg
Image:Bumble-Lumba-Bumblebee.jpg
Image:Prowl prower.jpg
Image:SOUNDAXE.JPG
Image:Familyguytrace.png
</gallery>

==NSFW Rule 34==

<gallery>
Image:Chrischantraced.jpg
Image:Chrischantraced2.jpg
Image:Chrischantraced3.jpg
Image:Chrischantraced4.jpg
</gallery>

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

File:Familyguytrace.png

2010-01-09T03:27:17Z

Fenny: S&M scene from the issue 10's source.

S&M scene from the issue 10's source.

CWCville

2010-01-09T02:12:48Z

Fenny:

{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There is no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

'''CWCville''' (Pronounced: Quick-ville, IPA: [kwɪk vɪɫ]) is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan's]] imaginary world.

{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" align="right" border="1"
! CWC ON LOCATION
|-
| Photo:
| [[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb]]
|-
| Location:
| CWCville, <s>VA</s> SOMEWHERE
|-
| Coordinates:
| Unknown, possibly the same as [[Charlottesville]] in a parallel universe
|-
| Classification:
| Delusional autonomous city-state
|-
| Date established:
| 2000, maybe earlier. 1982 fictionwise
|-
| Population:
| Large. Mixed population of humans, Pokemon, and ripoffs
|-
| Zip/post code:
| Unknown.
|-
| Area code:
| N/A, communication system relies on classified Nintendo DS link
|-
| Website:
| Defunct
|-
| Also known as:
| Chris's mind
|-
| Produces:
| Excessive undeveloped characters, blatant ripoffs, Autistic manchildren
|-
| Current relevance:
| Main location of events in the [[Sonichu]] universe
|}

==CWCville, USA==

Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be the ''Our Glorious Leader's True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville'', in a way similar to the [http://www.korea-dpr.com/ Democratic People's Republic of Korea].

CWCville is actually two things: a fictional setting for the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], and Chris's long-ongoing pet project - many might call it a "happy place" and an imaginary refuge from the harsh reality. The two things overlap very much. It's sort of like his own personal Silent Hill - except that instead of being a twisted Hell full of violent rage and nightmare beasts, it's a disturbingly cheerful place where Chris's bouncy creations laugh, frolic, and [[sex|fuck]] for his amusement exactly like Silent Hill. Characters are introduced without warning and fall by the wayside just as quickly; nobody's quite sure what becomes of them, but knowing Chris it probably involves anguished shrieks emanating from a love dungeon below the Mayor's house.

In the ''Sonichu'' comic book world, the town is allegedly located in the state of [[Virginia]], but being a figment of Chris Chan's imagination, it will never be found on an actual map. Yet, in many ways, it seems the city is legislatively and economically cut off from the rest of Virginia and the United States. In this city, Chris Chan is a despotic mayor, where he controls everything at his own will and dictates new laws, granting him the basis of his megalomaniac tendencies.

Inside the comic, CWCville is at a fierce rivalry with neighboring <s>city</s> school [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]. It is under constant attack from the evil forces of Dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her army of [[Jerkops]].

==CWCville history==
According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his [[CWC|deadshit son]] is unknown.

===BILLY MAYS coup===

On 03 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that [[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail to get raped by [[niggos]].

On 04 March 2009, Chris revoked his statement that made MAYS the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion of Fail]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS is still the mayor of CWCville.

On 28 [[June 2009]] BILLY MAYS, was mysteriously killed in his mayoral mansion, plunging the entire town into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, and quickly undid all of MAYS' initiatives, before announcing during a [[Chris_chan_Discusses|post-coup interview]] that he was always the ruler, and that there would be no further elections. Rioting quickly broke out (along with sympathy riots in Iran and China) before Chris seized the state-controlled media and broadcast his denials on CWC TV 24/7.

==CWCville IRL==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville. Note that CWCville's postal code is the same as Chris's birthday, and that the address is nearly identical to his real address.]]

The IRL timeline concerning the creation of CWCville is uncertain, however we do know that is has existed since Chris's high school year, before [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was originally thought of in March of [[2000]]. Evidence photography of CWCville being replicated from Chris's mind to reality with [[Lego]] blocks have proven that CWCville was in fact one of his first creations, even disputing in antiquity with the creation of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], Christian's first Sonic recolor.

It has been argued that Chris's retard power stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating Mary Lee Walsh, with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkops]] and resurrecting his dead dog is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.

==Spelling==

One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] featured a "Cwick City Gym," while [[City_of_Cwicville_Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate his [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense.

==Government==
{{Quote|Is CWCville under MARTIAL LAW?!?!|[[Jack thaddeus phone call 3|Jack Thaddeus]]}}

[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|300px|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town.]]
CWCville is like many contemporary third world countries.

There's a non-elected leader who does what he pleases, but gives himself the title of an elected official: mayor. Exactly how CWCville's government operates is quite nebulous and mystified. Chandler is mayor-for-life with supreme power, and has insisted that there are no elections, but he has also insisted that the vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]]. Voting, obviously, does little good when there are no elections, so it looks like this may just be a token attempt to disassociate the government from the rabid racism of CWCville's populace. The mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, citing that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks|inherited the town from his father]]. However, he refuses to acknowledge that this obviously makes his town a ''monarchy'', by explaining that all other government positions are voted on (even though such a practice is common in many modern monarchies). It's also revealed that the name of the town was changed when it was passed from father to son, though whether or not the town was originally known as "RFCvilled", or something marginally less retarded is unknown, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship have been erased.

Business owners and managers who try to stand up for themselves are ruthlessly crushed. The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Comic|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is presumably legal in CWCville, whereas possessing [[alcohol]] or [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a capital offense, even though the mayor gleefully downs booze with hypocritical abandon.

Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]; in a predictable display of bureaucratic cluelessness, this important task has been somehow handed to [[Magi-Chan|an obvious closet case]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to have any oversight over a super-powered official or question or contest his findings (and [[Mailbag|disputing the authority has been futile in general]]), it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted — though sensibly, he has not written it into actual ''law'', otherwise all international observers would condemn his actions at once — that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémons, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comics|immunity from prosecution]]. This severely contradicts the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; there's no other label for this state of affairs except "police state".

The [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are also named after the mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. CWCville mints its own money, which comes in confusing denominations--for instance, there are two kinds of quarter, the C and W, which are mutually exclusive to the point where vending machines will take only one or the other, and the exchange rate between the two is inexact.

CWCville has a [[Jack thaddeus phone call 3|large police force equipped with weapons and TANKS, and even an entire division of the United States Army]]; all these units, as said before, are above law. These groups appear frequently all around the city enforcing the laws, giving grim reminders of their existence to the common public every day, dragging the morale down; for a normal townsperson, hardly a day passes without a tank rolling past their home, military helicopters buzzing over the shopping centers, or seeing a group of heavily armed mercenaries bullying a hapless youngster on the other side of the street for simply ''looking'' a little bit "trollish", whatever that means. Any attempts at humour are prosecuted swiftly and severely under the draconian laws that are based on curious misinterpretations of international copyright laws.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remain at large.

The basic services are lacking: [[Blake|African Sonichu]] wasn't sent to a hospital ER after being attacked by [[Silvana]], but was sent to a wholly inadequate [[Pokémon]] Center instead. Packs of wild Pokémon roam the streets, uncontrolled. The [[CWCville Shopping Center|rare buildings of CWCville]] are sad, lopsided affairs, betraying [[CADD|a lack of architectural and engineering skills]] brought on by a national brain drain, as the educated classes seek asylum in the US or Europe (the map shows many buildings, but they tend not to appear in [[Comic|pictures]] - we can assume they were destroyed in some sort of civil war).

As the poor citizens of CWCville suffer in the squalor of refugee camps, the mayor wastes precious UN aid money on [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|oversize novelty drinking straws]] and [[Patti-chan|credit cards for dogs]]. As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2008]], there were 10 homeless shelters set up: [[Mailbag_20|Chris himself]] claims that these ten story "Soup Hotels" house an indigent population of 900-1800 individuals, and come equipped with free cable TV. They are almost certainly havens for junkies, crack dealers and whores openly plying their trade in the hallways and elevators, while the mayor's personal friends, such as Sonichu, live in state-sponsored, suburban housing.

Conditions in CWCville are worsening daily. As mayoral forces clash with [[Jerkop|rebel police]] in the streets of the capital, aid organizations have been forced to withdraw. While his people starve, mayor Chandler has funneled government money into illegal arms trades with North Korea and Iran, with the stated goal of building a rocket to "send all the [[tobacky]] to the moon". The lavish living conditions and the [[Mailbag 21|salary of his squad of pokemons goons (3500$/Month)]] is fully supported by the city's budget.

==Flora and fauna==
[[Image:zapbud.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Zapbud]]
CWCville, like the rest of Virginia, has a temperate climate and is suitable for large-scale agriculture. Years of economic decline, however, have seen CWCville's environs diverge greatly from those of its neighboring cities. Its forests growing thicker, and its fields returning to nature, CWCville is an excellent laboratory for the avid naturalist. Pokemon roam in the forests; Zapbuds fill the fields.

====Zapbud====

'''Zapbuds''' Are a horrible new invasive species imported from the hell-hole of Chris's mind and have quickly established itself in the surrounding ecosystems, killing off native species such as the Wild Pickle Tree with its weedy tendencies. While some claim Zapbud's have [[Sonichu's_Ode_to_Rosechu|narcotic properties]] similar to opium poppies, little attempt has been made to market or cultivate them outside of CWCville due to intervention from environmental groups from letting this horrific weed from spreading. Aside of "healing woes", relatively little is known of them, aside of having four petals, possibly resembling buds of some sort in their normal state, and the "zap" and electrical hazard symbol suggesting that it might not be the brightest idea to pee in the middle of a zapbud field. Zapbuds reproduce asexually as they have no pistils or stamens for sexual flower reproduction, therefor every zapbud is identical to the parent plant. In the comics, Sonichu is fond of calling Rosechu his "zapbud", or even "blossoming zapbud" if he's ''in the mood.''

Chris has, as frequently demonstrated, failed to develop his characters through his stories. The fact that he fails to demonstrate some character for ''plants'' is just plain ''tragic''. For crying out loud, just how hard can it be to make readers give a damn about a fictitious <s>plant</s> weed that looks like something from a children's televison show?

==Anomalies==

It is curious to note that while Chris reigns supreme over his imaginary town, it is still subject to the will of other people (as evidenced by BILLY MAYS' election). This gives a small insight into the workings of Chris's mind, as it implies a belief in the physicality of his realm. Any sane person could agree to "proclaim" BILLY MAYS the mayor of their fictional city with an offhand shrug, since it doesn't actually ''mean'' anything. They certainly wouldn't take it seriously enough to feel the need to clarify that they didn't mean it. The long and short of this is that Chris's creations are, to him, subject to certain physical laws and structures which IRL he is unable or unwilling to comprehend. This suggests that if efforts were made to convince Chris that, for example, Sonichu had terminal cancer, Chris would be unable to 'cure' him and may, in fact, kill him off himself. Such theories are yet to be put to the test.

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

==Links==
* [http://www.onetruecwcville.net/index.php CWCville's official website]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/educationincwcville.htm CWCVille Chronicles], dark fanfic
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]

{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Sonichu]]

CWCville

2010-01-09T02:11:14Z

Fenny: corrected a couple misspellings.

{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There is no elections.|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

'''CWCville''' (Pronounced: Quick-ville, IPA: [kwɪk vɪɫ]) is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan's]] imaginary world.

{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" align="right" border="1"
! CWC ON LOCATION
|-
| Photo:
| [[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb]]
|-
| Location:
| CWCville, <s>VA</s> SOMEWHERE
|-
| Coordinates:
| Unknown, possibly the same as [[Charlottesville]] in a parallel universe
|-
| Classification:
| Delusional autonomous city-state
|-
| Date established:
| 2000, maybe earlier. 1982 fictionwise
|-
| Population:
| Large. Mixed population of humans, Pokemon, and ripoffs
|-
| Zip/post code:
| Unknown.
|-
| Area code:
| N/A, communication system relies on classified Nintendo DS link
|-
| Website:
| Defunct
|-
| Also known as:
| Chris's mind
|-
| Produces:
| Excessive undeveloped characters, blatant ripoffs, Autistic manchildren
|-
| Current relevance:
| Main location of events in the [[Sonichu]] universe
|}

==CWCville, USA==

Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be the ''Our Glorious Leader's True and Honest Lovers' City of CWCville'', in a way similar to the [http://www.korea-dpr.com/ Democratic People's Republic of Korea].

CWCville is actually two things: a fictional setting for the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], and Chris's long-ongoing pet project - many might call it a "happy place" and an imaginary refuge from the harsh reality. The two things overlap very much. It's sort of like his own personal Silent Hill - except that instead of being a twisted Hell full of violent rage and nightmare beasts, it's a disturbingly cheerful place where Chris's bouncy creations laugh, frolic, and [[sex|fuck]] for his amusement exactly like Silent Hill. Characters are introduced without warning and fall by the wayside just as quickly; nobody's quite sure what becomes of them, but knowing Chris it probably involves anguished shrieks emanating from a love dungeon below the Mayor's house.

In the ''Sonichu'' comic book world, the town is allegedly located in the state of [[Virginia]], but being a figment of Chris Chan's imagination, it will never be found on an actual map. Yet, in many ways, it seems the city is legislatively and economically cut off from the rest of Virginia and the United States. In this city, Chris Chan is a despotic mayor, where he controls everything at his own will and dictates new laws, granting him the basis of his megalomaniac tendencies.

Inside the comic, CWCville is at a fierce rivalry with neighboring <s>city</s> school [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]]. It is under constant attack from the evil forces of Dean [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and her army of [[Jerkops]].

==CWCville history==
According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his [[CWC|deadshit son]] is unknown.

===BILLY MAYS coup===

On 03 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that [[BILLY MAYS]] is the new mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail to get raped by [[niggos]].

On 04 March 2009, Chris revoked his statement that made MAYS the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion of Fail]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS is still the mayor of CWCville.

On 28 [[June 2009]] BILLY MAYS, was mysteriously killed in his mayoral mansion, plunging the entire town into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, and quickly undid all of MAYS' initiatives, before announcing during a [[Chris_chan_Discusses|post-coup interview]] that he was always the ruler, and that there would be no further elections. Rioting quickly broke out (along with sympathy riots in Iran and China) before Chris seized the state-controlled media and broadcast his denials on CWC TV 24/7.

==CWCville IRL==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|300px|[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]]'s welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville. Note that CWCville's postal code is the same as Chris's birthday, and that the address is nearly identical to his real address.]]

The IRL timeline concerning the creation of CWCville is uncertain, however we do know that is has existed since Chris's high school year, before [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was originally thought of in March of [[2000]]. Evidence photography of CWCville being replicated from Chris's mind to reality with [[Lego]] blocks have proven that CWCville was in fact one of his first creations, even disputing in antiquity with the creation of [[Bionic the Hedgehog]], Christian's first Sonic recolor.

It has been argued that Chris's retard power stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating Mary Lee Walsh, with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkops]] and resurrecting his dead dog is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.

==Spelling==

One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] featured a "Cwick City Gym," while [[City_of_Cwicville_Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "Cwicville" and "Cwickville". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate his [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense.

==Government==
{{Quote|Is CWCville under MARTIAL LAW?!?!|[[Jack thaddeus phone call 3|Jack Thaddeus]]}}

[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|300px|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town.]]
CWCville is like many contemporary third world countries.

There's a non-elected leader who does what he pleases, but gives himself the title of an elected official: mayor. Exactly how CWCville's government operates is quite nebulous and mystified. Chandler is mayor-for-life with supreme power, and has insisted that there are no elections, but he has also insisted that the vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]]. Voting, obviously, does little good when there are no elections, so it looks like this may just be a token attempt to disassociate the government from the rabid racism of CWCville's populace. The mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, citing that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks|inherited the town from his father]]. However, he refuses to acknowledge that this obviously makes his town a ''monarchy'', by explaining that all other government positions are voted on (even though such a practice is common in many modern monarchies). It's also revealed that the name of the town was changed when it was passed from father to son, though whether or not the town was originally known as "RFCvilled", or something marginally less retarded is unknown, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship have been erased.

Business owners and managers who try to stand up for themselves are ruthlessly crushed. The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Comic|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is presumably legal in CWCville, whereas possessing [[alcohol]] or [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a capital offense, even though the mayor gleefully downs booze with hypocritical abandon.

Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]; in a predictable display of bureaucratic cluelessness, this important task has been somehow handed to [[Magi-Chan|an obvious closet case]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to have any oversight over a super-powered official or question or contest his findings (and [[Mailbag|disputing the authority has been futile in general]]), it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted — though sensibly, he has not written it into actual ''law'', otherwise all international observers would condemn his actions at once — that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémons, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the comics|immunity from prosecution]]. This severely contradicts the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; there's no other label for this state of affairs except "police state".

The [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are also named after the mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. CWCville mints its own money, which comes in confusing denominations--for instance, there are two kinds of quarter, the C and W, which are mutually exclusive to the point where vending machines will take only one or the other, and the exchange rate between the two is inexact.

CWCville has a [[Jack thaddeus phone call 3|large police force equipped with weapons and TANKS, and even an entire division of the United States Army]]; all these units, as said before, are above law. These groups appear frequently all around the city enforcing the laws, giving grim reminders of their existence to the common public every day, dragging the morale down; for a normal townsperson, hardly a day passes without a tank rolling past their home, military helicopters buzzing over the shopping centers, or seeing a group of heavily armed mercenaries bullying a hapless youngster on the other side of the street for simply ''looking'' a little bit "trollish", whatever that means. Any attempts at humour are prosecuted swiftly and severely under the draconian laws that are based on curious misinterpretations of international copyright laws.

Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remain at large.

The basic services are lacking: [[Blake|African Sonichu]] wasn't sent to a hospital ER after being attacked by [[Silvana]], but was sent to a wholly inadequate [[Pokémon]] Center instead. Packs of wild Pokémon roam the streets, uncontrolled. The [[CWCville Shopping Center|rare buildings of CWCville]] are sad, lopsided affairs, betraying [[CADD|a lack of architectural and engineering skills]] brought on by a national brain drain, as the educated classes seek asylum in the US or Europe (the map shows many buildings, but they tend not to appear in [[Comic|pictures]] - we can assume they were destroyed in some sort of civil war).

As the poor citizens of CWCville suffer in the squalor of refugee camps, the mayor wastes precious UN aid money on [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|oversize novelty drinking straws]] and [[Patti-chan|credit cards for dogs]]. As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2008]], there were 10 homeless shelters set up: [[Mailbag_20|Chris himself]] claims that these ten story "Soup Hotels" house an indigent population of 900-1800 individuals, and come equipped with free cable TV. They are almost certainly havens for junkies, crack dealers and whores openly plying their trade in the hallways and elevators, while the mayor's personal friends, such as Sonichu, live in state-sponsored, suburban housing.

Conditions in CWCville are worsening daily. As mayoral forces clash with [[Jerkop|rebel police]] in the streets of the capital, aid organizations have been forced to withdraw. While his people starve, mayor Chandler has funneled government money into illegal arms trades with North Korea and Iran, with the stated goal of building a rocket to "send all the [[tobacky]] to the moon". The lavish living conditions and the [[Mailbag 21|salary of his squad of pokemons goons (3500$/Month)]] is fully supported by the city's budget.

==Flora and fauna==
[[Image:zapbud.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Zapbud]]
CWCville, like the rest of Virginia, has a temperate climate and is suitable for large-scale agriculture. Years of economic decline, however, have seen CWCville's environs diverge greatly from those of its neighboring cities. Its forests growing thicker, and its fields returning to nature, CWCville is an excellent laboratory for the avid naturalist. Pokemon roam in the forests; Zapbuds fill the fields.

====Zapbud====

'''Zapbuds''' Are a horrible new invasive species imported from the hell-hole of Chris's mind and have quickly established itself in the surrounding ecosystems, killing off native species such as the Wild Pickle Tree with it's weedy tendencies. While some claim Zapbud's have [[Sonichu's_Ode_to_Rosechu|narcotic properties]] similar to opium poppies, little attempt has been made to market or cultivate them outside of CWCville due to intervention from environmental groups from letting this horrific weed from spreading. Aside of "healing woes", relatively little is known of them, aside of having four petals, possibly resembling buds of some sort in their normal state, and the "zap" and electrical hazard symbol suggesting that it might not be the brightest idea to pee in the middle of a zapbud field. Zapbuds reproduce asexually as they have no pistils or stamens for sexual flower reproduction, therefor every zapbud is identical to the parent plant. In the comics, Sonichu is fond of calling Rosechu his "zapbud", or even "blossoming zapbud" if he's ''in the mood.''

Chris has, as frequently demonstrated, failed to develop his characters through his stories. The fact that he fails to demonstrate some character for ''plants'' is just plain ''tragic''. For crying out loud, just how hard can it be to make readers give a damn about a fictitious <s>plant</s> weed that looks like something from a children's televison show?

==Anomalies==

It is curious to note that while Chris reigns supreme over his imaginary town, it is still subject to the will of other people (as evidenced by BILLY MAYS' election). This gives a small insight into the workings of Chris's mind, as it implies a belief in the physicality of his realm. Any sane person could agree to "proclaim" BILLY MAYS the mayor of their fictional city with an offhand shrug, since it doesn't actually ''mean'' anything. They certainly wouldn't take it seriously enough to feel the need to clarify that they didn't mean it. The long and short of this is that Chris's creations are, to him, subject to certain physical laws and structures which IRL he is unable or unwilling to comprehend. This suggests that if efforts were made to convince Chris that, for example, Sonichu had terminal cancer, Chris would be unable to 'cure' him and may, in fact, kill him off himself. Such theories are yet to be put to the test.

==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

==Links==
* [http://www.onetruecwcville.net/index.php CWCville's official website]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/educationincwcville.htm CWCVille Chronicles], dark fanfic
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]

{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:Sonichu]]

Chris and his ego

2010-01-08T05:07:21Z

Fenny:

Of everything that makes Chris "[[Chris]]", his '''egotism''' is one of the most important and dangerous. His ego has gotten so big that he outright refuses to admit he is ever wrong (unless he thinks he can gain something by doing so), believe that potential [[sweethearts]] are actually [[trolls]], or admit that his [[comics]] are actually [[Fail|shitty]]. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] for real.

==Origins of the ego==
As pointed out in the [[Chris and Fame]] page, Chris's ego has been formed and tempered by many things: coddling by his mother, [[Barbara]]; his victory in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]; and the fact that he can successfully use his [[autism]] as a crutch. Because of his mother, he believes that everything bad that happens to him is the fault of someone else - be it [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the villainous [[jerkop]]s, slanderous [[troll]]s, the [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|school board]], or whoever else the Chandler parents were able to scapegoat. Because of his stroke of dumb luck in the Sonic contest, he feels that he is [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|destined]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|to]] [[Pixelated PS3|win]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|everything]] with a minimal amount of effort, because he has autism and deserves special treatment.

Additionally, he has taken his [[Nintendo Power Magazine|occasional]] [[PS3 History Level|mentions]] [[:Image:Nintendochris.JPG|in]] [[:Image:CWCSchuCross.jpg|the]] [[:Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|press]], largely about his obsession with video games, to mean he has become famous.

Chris' ego has notoriously contributed to his [[Chris and reality|warped perception of himself]]; he believes himself to be flawless, or almost flawless at the very least, since whatever few flaws he admits having, or is forced to admit he has, such as [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting himself]], [[Chris and health|running out of breath extraordinarily fast while running]], and [[Virgin with rage|not being able to get a girlfriend]] are assumed by him to happen "to the best of us" or being [[trolls|someone]] or [[Stress|something]] else's fault, leaving Chris to actually consider himself a normal person who happens to be autistic and [[Chris and fame|famous]].

His interactions with people have also formed his ego. After being kicked out of class at [[PVCC]], he decided he needed a girlfriend, but because of women not liking a man that smells of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]], sweat and [[Axe]], he ended up setting a [[Sweetheart from the ground up|ridiculously high goal]] for himself. In the process, he refused to interact with men of any type, because they're all [[JERKS]] who have [[Noviophobia|taken all the girls and left none for him]], with the underlying implication that if he could only find a bunch of single women, he could "have his pick" of them. He feels that security guards are nothing more than [[jerkops|cock-blocking jerks]] because they interfere with his [[Love Quest]], when they're actually doing their job, and that trolls have nothing better to do than to torture him and need to GET A LIFE, when Chris is the one staying at home, drawing shitty comics in an attempt to get [[china]].

{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, addressing a true and honest fan while being completely deluded, [[Rejected Mailbag]]}}

==War against the ego==
One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knights]]. These misguided souls have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.

When asked to get real, psychiatric help, Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious [[monthly tugboat]] on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).

==Effects of Chris's egotism==
Unsurprisingly, Chris's ego has lead to a number of undesirable personality traits, the most important of which are his simple-mindedness and his incredible gullibility. In terms of simple-mindedness, the man is like the Sith: he only deals in absolutes - either you're with him or you're a [[troll]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk - even from professionals - about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labelling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a [[troll]].

His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by the nose by trolls promising [[China]] or threatening [[Sonichu]]. The earlier trolling schemes, such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]], got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that [[Cwcki| they had to start a wiki to keep track of it all]].

==Ego and the Real World==
{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}

Chris's ego is one of amazement and wonder for the trolls. From one incident to the next, nothing seems to faze him. Even more amazing is that whenever he attempts to do something, he puts more focus on ''himself'' than the task at hand.

An interesting point Chris likes to make is that he thinks that he is a major celebrity, going so far as to add himself into the [[Wikipedia]] articles for [[Anne Boleyn]], because of some (pretend) ancestry, and [[Vanessa Hudgens]], because of a "hook up" between the two (troll). This was due to Chris somehow believing that he actually had a big fan base for his Sonichu comics, not realizing that, in actuality, they were all trolls. This was made worse when a horrible troll scheme backfired, causing Chris to win the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] without realizing what the actual prize was. Chris now believes he has an army of loyal fans at his beck and call, ready to get rid of [[Clyde Cash|annoying]] [[Vivian Gee|trolls]] or to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|get rid of videos]].

Another thing that Chris enjoys doing is divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris - getting haircuts, drinking his own navy, even giving away his phone number! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his Social Security number and when that happens, look out!

Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal autistics. This line of thinking was caused by Chris's assumption that he had killed [[Ryan Cash]] just by withholding the comic and would worsen when he believed that his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] to have some sort of horror befall him.

===Examples of Chris's Ego in the Real World===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his very sub-par work. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[Pixelated PS3|Robot Chicken's ''What Would You Do For A PS3'' Contest]] - Chris, when talking about how far he would go to get a PS3, admitted he would ''throw away the cure for autism'' for it.
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the owner, [[Michael Snyder]]. After much antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards.
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He, then, tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He was also convinced that the main reason she was offended was that she hadn't been exposed to as much pornography as he had. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing trying to save it, then tried to speak, only to be shot down.
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''Playstation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house… then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when letters start talking about the fact that Autism and Asperger's are similiar, he's begun tossing them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On December 5, 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he present an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]] due to the [[Audiobooks]] she made out of his comic. He excused himself a month later and ask for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, both separated by a single dot.
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Max, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Jimmy Hill]] and [[Liquid Chris]] - While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the TRUE and HONEST Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo DaVinci and Michaelangelo]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since [[Chandler Family Tree|free-riding on someone else's talents]] is nothing new for Chris, He saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existense. The said article turned into a circus in which [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of [[ED]] and edited out at his convenience<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan]</ref>.
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris has finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite that that fact that kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all Sysop's effort. In fact, CWCipedia is a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses professional psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - As mentioned above, Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a national holiday; a "[[Love Quest|Second Day of Love]]" for no valid reason whatsoever.

==Chris's ego in the [[Comic]]==

''See also'': [[Sub-Episodes]]

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] sees ''Sonichu'' taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2''). and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self indulging fantasies that are described below:

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as CWCVille. The city's major currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as CWC Cola. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===

*'''[[Sonichu 1]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]].
*'''[[Sonichu 2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, [[Fail|just because she thought Chris <s>being jealous of her</s> was sweet]]. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essential tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream [[Hannah|when he lost a one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into <s>a furfag</s> [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
*'''[[Sonichu 5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister [[Rita]]. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[Sonichu 10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceed with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for <s>autism</s> homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egoistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the [[4-cent_garbage]] HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that [[1982|February 24th]], 2009, (Chris's sense of time is [[fail|legendary]]) will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really.
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling [[lies|praises]] about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

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Chris and his ego

2010-01-08T04:59:38Z

Fenny: added CVhris' own personal freaking holiday.

Of everything that makes Chris "[[Chris]]", his '''egotism''' is one of the most important and dangerous. His ego has gotten so big that he outright refuses to admit he is ever wrong (unless he thinks he can gain something by doing so), believe that potential [[sweethearts]] are actually [[trolls]], or admit that his [[comics]] are actually [[Fail|shitty]]. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing [[Kick the Autistic]] for real.

==Origins of the ego==
As pointed out in the [[Chris and Fame]] page, Chris's ego has been formed and tempered by many things: coddling by his mother, [[Barbara]]; his victory in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]]; and the fact that he can successfully use his [[autism]] as a crutch. Because of his mother, he believes that everything bad that happens to him is the fault of someone else - be it [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and the villainous [[jerkop]]s, slanderous [[troll]]s, the [[Nathanael_Greene_Elementary_School|school board]], or whoever else the Chandler parents were able to scapegoat. Because of his stroke of dumb luck in the Sonic contest, he feels that he is [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|destined]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|to]] [[Pixelated PS3|win]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|everything]] with a minimal amount of effort, because he has autism and deserves special treatment.

Additionally, he has taken his [[Nintendo Power Magazine|occasional]] [[PS3 History Level|mentions]] [[:Image:Nintendochris.JPG|in]] [[:Image:CWCSchuCross.jpg|the]] [[:Image:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|press]], largely about his obsession with video games, to mean he has become famous.

Chris' ego has notoriously contributed to his [[Chris and reality|warped perception of himself]]; he believes himself to be flawless, or almost flawless at the very least, since whatever few flaws he admits having, or is forced to admit he has, such as [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shitting himself]], [[Chris and health|running out of breath extraordinarily fast while running]], and [[Virgin with rage|not being able to get a girlfriend]] are assumed by him to happen "to the best of us" or being [[trolls|someone]] or [[Stress|something]] else's fault, leaving Chris to actually consider himself a normal person who happens to be autistic and [[Chris and fame|famous]].

His interactions with people have also formed his ego. After being kicked out of class at [[PVCC]], he decided he needed a girlfriend, but because of women not liking a man that smells of [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shit]], sweat and [[Axe]], he ended up setting a [[Sweetheart from the ground up|ridiculously high goal]] for himself. In the process, he refused to interact with men of any type, because they're all [[JERKS]] who have [[Noviophobia|taken all the girls and left none for him]], with the underlying implication that if he could only find a bunch of single women, he could "have his pick" of them. He feels that security guards are nothing more than [[jerkops|cock-blocking jerks]] because they interfere with his [[Love Quest]], when they're actually doing their job, and that trolls have nothing better to do than to torture him and need to GET A LIFE, when Chris is the one staying at home, drawing shitty comics in an attempt to get [[china]].

{{quote|Firstly, YOU WISH YOU WERE ME...|Chris, addressing a true and honest fan while being completely deluded, [[Rejected Mailbag]]}}

==War against the ego==
One of the main forces opposing Chris's ego are the [[white knights]]. These misguided souls have attempted to get Chris to understand that what he's doing is ridiculous and that he needs to grow up. Instead, he brushed them all aside, assuring himself that he was [[Honest Content|TRUE and HONEST]], and could do no wrong. One of the more popular white knights, [[Vivian Gee]], became a troll when she couldn't get through to Chris.

When asked to get real, psychiatric help, Chris has said that his church counselor, [[Rocky Shoemaker]], is enough for him, and that she could do so much more than someone with ''an actual degree in that field.'' He seems to believe that because her title includes the word "counselor," she is every bit as qualified as a real doctor (the fact that most pastoral counselors see people for free probably helps as well, since Chris would never spend part of his precious [[monthly tugboat]] on something useful when there are [[video games]] to buy).

==Effects of Chris's egotism==
Unsurprisingly, Chris's ego has lead to a number of undesirable personality traits, the most important of which are his simple-mindedness and his incredible gullibility. In terms of simple-mindedness, the man is like the Sith: he only deals in absolutes - either you're with him or you're a [[troll]]. This has been very obvious in his answers to the [[Mailbag]], where he refuses to listen to any talk - even from professionals - about the similarities between [[Asperger Syndrome]] and [[autism]], denies that there are any shortcomings in his [[Sonichu (comic)|work]], and shrugs off any advice about how to improve his health or appearance, labelling anyone who suggests he has any kind of shortcoming a [[troll]].

His gullibility is astounding. No matter how many times it's happened before, Chris is easily led around by the nose by trolls promising [[China]] or threatening [[Sonichu]]. The earlier trolling schemes, such as [[Blanca]], [[PandaHalo]] and [[Jimmy Hill]], got Chris to jump through hoops and exposed so much information about Chris and his personality that [[Cwcki| they had to start a wiki to keep track of it all]].

==Ego and the Real World==
{{quote|I'd say... I'd say I'm all around. You see, the problem is that I have too many skills that I am good at. You might say that I am a jack of all trades and a master of none.|Chris, [[Mumble 3]]}}

Chris's ego is one of amazement and wonder for the trolls. From one incident to the next, nothing seems to faze him. Even more amazing is that whenever he attempts to do something, he puts more focus on ''himself'' than the task at hand.

An interesting point Chris likes to make is that he thinks that he is a major celebrity, going so far as to add himself into the [[Wikipedia]] articles for [[Anne Boleyn]], because of some (pretend) ancestry, and [[Vanessa Hudgens]], because of a "hook up" between the two (troll). This was due to Chris somehow believing that he actually had a big fan base for his Sonichu comics, not realizing that, in actuality, they were all trolls. This was made worse when a horrible troll scheme backfired, causing Chris to win the [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes]] without realizing what the actual prize was. Chris now believes he has an army of loyal fans at his beck and call, ready to get rid of [[Clyde Cash|annoying]] [[Vivian Gee|trolls]] or to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|get rid of videos]].

Another thing that Chris enjoys doing is divulging every last detail about his life. Nothing is too candid for Chris - getting haircuts, drinking his own navy, even giving away his phone number! The only thing he hasn't done with wild abandon is give away his Social Security number and when that happens, look out!

Numerous times, Chris has shown that he believes he has powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal autistics. This line of thinking was caused by Chris's assumption that he had killed [[Ryan Cash]] just by withholding the comic and would worsen when he believed that his [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] actually caused [[Liquid Chris]] to have some sort of horror befall him.

===Examples of Chris's Ego in the Real World===
*[[Manchester High School]] - When Chris graduated from high school, he actually cried because he believed that he deserved a number of artistic awards for his very sub-par work. By his own admission, he also made a scene and ran out after getting his diploma, eventually having to be consoled by both his [[mother]] and gal-pal [[Tiffany Gowen]].
*[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]] - in an attempt to win a contest involving the animated avian lawyer, Chris went to great lengths to talk about himself, his rivalry with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Sonichu]], but very, ''very'' little about Birdman himself.
*[[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] - After losing the contest to [[Adam Stackhouse]], Chris would have a major hissy-fit over the loss, proclaiming even the slightest mistake as cheating, despite the fact that Chris himself had broken numerous rules in the process. Even worse, he attempted to fabricate the Playstation webpage to show that he himself had won and not Adam.
*[[Pixelated PS3|Robot Chicken's ''What Would You Do For A PS3'' Contest]] - Chris, when talking about how far he would go to get a PS3, admitted he would ''throw away the cure for autism'' for it.
*[[Wal-Mart]] - When asked to cease his solicitation, Chris refused to budge, rambled on in some stupid speech, and actually ''ran''. He would do this again in a [[Target]] soon after, only to be arrested in the process.
*[[The GAMe PLACe]] - Chris acted in this store as if he owned the place. He was rude with the patrons, abused the access to a flat-screen TV and was an all-around pain for the owner, [[Michael Snyder]]. After much antics, he was banned from the place. Chris filmed a half assed [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|apology]] nine months later, not because he was sorry for his actions, but because the store was the only place that had [[Eye of Judgement]] cards.
*[[Megan Schroeder]] - For the longest time, Chris actually believed that he and Megan were going out as boyfriend and girlfriend. He even attacked someone for getting near Megan. When the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] picture was discovered, Chris actually thought that the reason she was upset was because she wasn't used to sexual things. He, then, tried to make Megan believe that the bullying from those amongst [[ED]] was MUCH worse than the fact that he did the picture because he was afraid of trying to rape her. He was also convinced that the main reason she was offended was that she hadn't been exposed to as much pornography as he had. Chris would later blame ED for the fact that he lost her friendship, not caring it was his fault in the first place.
*[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] - After being expelled for his [[Chris and anger|appalling behavior]] by the [[Mary Lee Walsh|Student's Dean]], Chris felt the need to write to the Then-Standing President of the United-States, [[George W. Bush]]. The idea that a standing President would be willing to use his clout to reverse a local third-rate college's administrative decision is ludicrous at best.
*[[CWC's Second Message]] - In what would be his opening attack on trying to get the trolls to remove his page following losing Megan, Chris's opening words, amazingly, were:
{{quote|Y'all should know me by now, but if you don't, I am Christian Weston Chandler, the original creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, back on March 17th, 2000.}}
*[[LittleBigPlanet]] - When Chris had shown up on LBP community and posted videos addressed to them, he once again said people "should know him by now". He immediately assumed people would praise him for his levels, especially the "Collector's Case", which he thought was the most original LBP level idea ''ever.''
*[[McIntire Park]] - During a newscast, Chris happened to pass by a cameraman who was videotaping someone being interviewed. As he did, he flashed his Sonichu [[medallion]] as if to say "Hey, look at me! I'm more important!" Sometime later, he appeared in a town hall meeting over the park itself. He flashed his shitty Sonichu and Rosechu drawing trying to save it, then tried to speak, only to be shot down.
*[[For G4's Web Soup|Web Soup]] - When Chris learned that one of his videos was featured on an episode, he took it as a good thing, not realizing that the show made fun of people on the Internet.
*[[10 September 2009]] - Chris, in his ever growing paranoia, automatically assumes that a possible interview from Veronica Belmont of ''Playstation Magazine Europe'' is a troll due to the fact that the person didn't leave a return number, demanding that if she truly wanted to interview him, she should come ''personally'' to his house… then starts trying to suck up to her just in case it wasn't a troll.
*[[Rejected Mailbag]] - Chris hates being proven wrong, especially about Asperger's and Autism being part of the same spectrum. He also takes issue with letters that point out the flaws in his comic pages, which is interesting considering he has no problem telling fans about the flaws he finds in their fan art, calling it "constructive criticism". He's gone from simply ignoring people correcting his mistake to placing these "offending" letters in his rejected mailbag. Even more, when letters start talking about the fact that Autism and Asperger's are similiar, he's begun tossing them into his "Autism Mailbag" and whenever someone tries to mention anything else connected to his past, he automatically goes into a "mental block" and refuses to go any further. On December 5, 2009, Chris wrote a long essay that made little sense, which mainly consisted of him bawwing that he was a unique and special snowflake, and that Aspies are faking fakers that take away the specialness of his autism. Despite autism and Asperger's existing in the populace long before he was born, Chris also states that he [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|"...Helped cultivate the First Generation of Autistic People".]]
*[[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|The Sonichu promotional video]] - In the Part 2 of his video, Chris shows to the camera an elegant drawing of the two main heroes of the comic book made by a fan called Allie. Not only does he proceed to comment "Rosey's tail was wrong, but I'll forgive her," he present an actual, sub-par copy of the drawing made by himself as a better version.
*[[Chris and copyright|Copyright claim against Vivian Gee]] - Chris issued [[Death threats]] against [[Vivian Gee]] due to the [[Audiobooks]] she made out of his comic. He excused himself a month later and ask for a quote of 25% out of the donations she received for her hard work. It is worth mentioning that the excuse AND the demand for a share of the profits were in the same e-mail, both separated by a single dot.
*[[Mumble 3]] - While talking to Max, Chris tells him that the reason why he doesn't have a job is because he has so many awesome skills, he just can't choose one.
*[[Jimmy Hill]] and [[Liquid Chris]] - While Chris is more than willing to declare Sonichu as a parody so he can make his multimedia franchise, he blows his stack whenever someone ''actually'' parodies Sonichu and himself. He threatened "legal action" during the Jimmy Hill saga and went all out to prove himself the TRUE and HONEST Chris when Liquid showed up. During the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]], when Liquid threatened to go to the police over the Gun Comic, Chris was certain that the police would be more concerned over the fact that someone was impersonating him than the fact that he threatened to murder him.
*[[Father Call]] - When talking to [[Kacey]]'s father, his ego clashed horribly against Matt's attempts to get through to his head, comparing losing a loved one to Chris losing his [[Patti|dog]], declaring that mowing the lawn (a menial task at that) was tough work and utterly missing various cues to people's hardships, such as when Matt told him that his mother pulled weeds while inflicted with arthritis, Chris could only apologize for her having arthritis, not be impressed by the feat.
*[[Sonichu's Edge|Chris]] [[CWCFighter|and]] [[51 50|exercise]] - Many times, Chris has shown his attempts at exercising or performing some sort of strenuous feat. He considered [[Power|lifting up a chair]] to be a great feat of strength, thought that lifting two 12-pack boxes was akin to lifting two 50-pound weights and even showed his "amazing" Parkay skills.
*[[Chris and Wikipedia|Chris and famous people]] - Chris has compared himself to [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|Leonardo DaVinci and Michaelangelo]] in artistic ability. He has also compared himself in ability or personality to President [[Barack Obama]], [[SingStar Challenge|Frank Sinatra]], [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|Bing Crosby]], [[Red Skelton]], Dick van Dyke, [[I Love Lucy|Ricky Ricardo]], and Jaleel White (who voiced Sonic the Hedgehog). He has also compared himself to many fictional characters such as [[Transformers|Optimus Prime]], [[Sonic the Hedgehog]], [[CWC Fighter|Chun-Li]], Homer Simpson and [[Family Guy|Peter Griffin]]. Since [[Chandler Family Tree|free-riding on someone else's talents]] is nothing new for Chris, He saw no issue into incorporating known people in [[Chandler Family Tree|his family tree]]. This is how [[Anne Boleyn]], [[Daniel Weston]] and an unknown [[Cherokian Clan]] appeared in his ancestry for no logical reason whatsoever. He pushed the audacity to edit many [[Wikipedia]] pages to validate his hubris. All entries have been redacted and he was banned from the site.
*[[Chris E-Mails]] - Chris's massive ego manifests itself eagerly through his correspondence with other people. For example, he e-mailed the O'Reilly Factor, Dateline NBC, and NBC Nightly News at least twice, telling them about his Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Not only did he outright expect them to report on it and give it extensive television coverage, but he expected the FBI (which he also believed was apparently part of the crew for the news shows) to go after Jason Kendrick Howell. Other examples include that while he apologized to Megan for drawing [[shecameforcwc.jpg]], he told her that she owed him money and that he tried to coax [[Anna McLerran]] and Megan into vandalizing his ED page for him. He also believed that people thought their ranking on his [[Scale of Respect]] was of the utmost importance, as illustrated by his correspondence with Mary Lee Walsh.
*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)|Chris and his ED Page]] - Since Chris is a known narcissistic loon, he never liked mirrors of any kind. When the [[Jason Kendrick Howell|nice folks]] of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] found him, they couldn't resist the urge to satirize his own existense. The said article turned into a circus in which [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|he tried to retract, modify, erase]] and even supply the page with [[shecameforcwc.jpg|new]] [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|material]]. In 17 [[December 2009]], he went as far as copying the main article page out of [[ED]] and edited out at his convenience<ref>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Chris_chan]</ref>.
*[[CWCipedia|Chris and his own webpage]] - When Chris was given his own webpage, he found himself bombarded with gay ads, all paid for by [[Jack Thaddeus]]. After dealing with this for months on end, Chris has finally had enough and proclaimed that he wrote to currently-standing President Barack Obama in an attempt to make gay ads illegal, despite that that fact that kind of ad is still protected under free speech and even if he got the letter, there's a slim (read: zero) chance that Obama will actually listen to his whiny, fat ass. While addressing the matter, Chris proclaims himself ''the captain of this boat'' and says that without him, CWCipedia would not exist, implying that he does all the hard work on the website, ignoring all Sysop's effort. In fact, CWCipedia is a privilege given to Chris and not at all something that he came up with. Chris has taken this to an absolute extreme, going as far as to suggest that he is the "Captain" of CWCipedia.
*[[Chris and Health]] - Chris hates to be called fat. Deep in his mind, he honestly thinks he's the same somewhat skinny child he was ten years ago, despite the fact that he has a gut and his hairline's retreating at an alarming rate. While he refuses to accept his baldness, he actually is claiming to be working on his gut. Beyond that, he refuses professional psychological help and honestly believes stuff such as autism and homosexuality are easily caught diseases.
*[[Homos|Homosexuality]] - As mentioned above, Chris actually believes that homosexuality is a disease like AIDS or even the common cold. In his comics, he takes a page out of [[Family Guy]] and helps create the cure for homosexuality. Since it questions his own sexuality, he seeks to punish those who are in same-sex relations within CWCVille as well.
*[[CWC Blog#7 January 2010|His Birthday]] - Chris feels that his birthdate (24 February) should be a national holiday; a "[[Love Quest|Second Day of Love]]" for no valid reason whatsoever.

==Chris's ego in the [[Comic]]==

''See also'': [[Sub-Episodes]]

While [[Issue 0]] and [[Issue 1]] do focus on Sonichu, [[Chris-Chan]] takes over as the main character throughout [[Issue 2]], [[Issue 5]], [[Sonichu 6|Issue 6]] and [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], with [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] as a supporting character, and even when he does appear, he's shouting some retarded praises about Chris. [[Sonichu 8|Issue 8]] and [[Sonichu 9|Issue 9]] sees ''Sonichu'' taking back his major role as the main character, but he's basically just a Mary-Sue analogy for Chris. He also portrays himself as skinny and handsome (although this doesn't happen till said ''Issue 2''). and will pull powers out of his ass. He even makes several episodes that dramatize events he had in real-life, with the extreme self indulging fantasies that are described below:

Chris's ego is in full bloom in the comics. The name of the city in which he and his Electric Hedgehog Pokemon strive to protect is known as CWCVille. The city's major currency is C-Quarters and W-Quarters. One of the major drinks in this city is known as CWC Cola. The Sonichus and Rosechus he created proclaim him "father". No one in his city cares if he slacks off from his job as Mayor. He even goes so far as to proclaim that there are no elections when he proclaims [[BILLY MAYS]] is NOT the TRUE and HONEST mayor of CWCville.

===Instances of Chris's ego in the comics===

*'''[[Sonichu 1]]:''' While this is the smallest amount of screen time he's ever had in the comics, he generally steals the scene to himself, Sonichu tries to make a point about how "[[lie|creative]]" the comics are if that, and generally trying to make it seem like he deserves a girlfriend for drawing this retarded piece of [[fail]].
*'''[[Sonichu 2]]:''' His portrayal of [[Wes-Li Sonichu|Wes-Li]] counts, despite not really knowing Chris in [[Chris and Reality|real life]] he still gets portrayed as a villain. He also openly admitted he didn't want Sarah to see anyone else in a text-walling portion of the comic, yet still calls Wes-Li greedy for not wanting to be a part in CWC's retarded conversations. He also draws [[Sarah]] pinning Wes-Li to a tree & breaking up with him, [[Fail|just because she thought Chris <s>being jealous of her</s> was sweet]]. He is also drawn whining about how he lost Sarah, and essential tells Wes to "buck up", even though he's the first one to make a scream [[Hannah|when he lost a one-time date]]. [[Mary Lee Walsh]] also appears as a villain.
*'''[[Sonichu 3]]:''' This issue has a semi-fictionalized account of an incident Chris had with the managers of McDonald's. He was loitering and soliciting, and they threw him out. In his comic book, however, Chris exclaims that the Jerkops are conspiring against him, preventing him from finding true love. He turns into <s>a furfag</s> [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and defeats them with the help of [[Darkbind Sonichu]], who admits he only helped because Chris was his creator.
[[Image:Issue4.jpg|thumb|An entire book of Chris hurting people he hates]]
*'''[[Sonichu 4]]:''' It's all about Chris here. Sonichu and Rosechu are nowhere to be seen, except for one cameo each in separate sub-episodes. This issue was all about Chris's semi-fictionalized misadventures at Wal-Mart, Target and McDonald's, and pitted him constantly against the Jerkops and Mary Lee Walsh, for they dare to interfere with his [[Love Quest]]. Unlike IRL, Chris can (and does) pwn them in the fantasy world of his comics. This issue also includes the account of Chris's encounter with IRL troll [[Hannah]], who raised his [[heart level]] to 100% just to smash it down to 15%.
*'''[[Sonichu 5]]:''' This issue has Chris write Sarah Hammer out of the comic so he could focus exclusively on [[Megan Schroeder]], the new object of his desire. While Sarah did marry a man named [[William Spicer]], Chris was not present at her wedding, and had never met Spicer, as he was represented in the comic by a generic [[Yu-Gi-Oh]] character. The next episode has Chris fawning over Megan, and she over him. However, in reality, Megan saw Chris only as a friend, and was constantly rebuffing his advances. The episode features two different endings because Megan either did not like the original ending or objected to being featured in the comic at all.
*'''[[Sonichu 6]]:''' The [[Patti Chandler]] Memorial Issue, where his dead dog becomes a member of CWCville. In the only other episode in this issue, Chris has [[Bionic]] ask him to create a sweetheart for him, but Chris, being a lazy fuck, hooks him up with Megan's character, [[Megagi]]. Chris would later claim Megan's character as his own.
[[Image:Sammyandchris.jpg|thumb|Chris as he is vs. Chris as he sees himself.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 7]]:''' Chris is envious of Bionic's ability to screw Megagi until Megan holds his hand, again implying romance where none exists. This issue contains the stupid time-travel plot where they go back in time to the the moment Chris created Bionic, and the scene randomly segues into a [[Family Guy]] style scene he gives Seth McFarlane full permission to use (Coincidentally, or not, the first few minutes of the ''Road to Germany'' episode of Family Guy bears a close resemblance to this "skitch"). After Chris gets trapped in the time void, he mixes both fake memories from the comic with real ones, like Megan "dumping" him and his denial of having drawn [[Shecameforcwc.jpg]] (he blames it on [[ED]], even though he was the one that drew it and uploaded it onto that site), Mary Lee Walsh's invasion of CWCville and her defeat at the hands of the Sonichus and Rosechus, and [[Joshua Martinez]] hooking him up with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]. In the other episode, he introduces his Sweetheart-of-the-moment Blanca and her creation [[Jiggliami]] (who Chris would later claim as his own), as well as featuring an interview with anti-troll [[Robert Simmons V]] about how awesome Chris is.
[[Image:Momentary Escape.JPG|thumb|Chris rends space time asunder to punch some guy.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 8]]:''' While free of Chris the character, the comic was not free of Chris's warped psyche. He drew a sex scene between Sonichu and Rosechu for no other reason than to draw porn of his characters, and gave a detailed account of their reproductive systems. Remember, Sonichu is supposed to be a children's comic, as Chris has stated numerous times. After having his characters have sex for the fifty billionth time, he inserts the hideous [[Rule 34]] he drew into the storyline by having Rosechu come across it while using the internet. In a blatant display of Mary Sueism, Chris uses Sonichu to comment on his hideous drawings by saying that they are "so lifelike", and he also has Sonichu gag and barf at the sight of fan drawings from Chris's ED page of Rosechu with a "pickle". Next there are multiple (traced) nude images of Rosechu, which the plot indicates is to prove that she doesn't have a "pickle". Later on, after Sonichu and Rosechu storm [[4-cent_garbage.com]] (which is a thinly veiled portrayal of ED), she strips again and face-rapes [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] (the guy who created Chris's ED page), putting him into a state close to death. Even later, all the Rosechus in the comics decide to strip for "[[Women's Rights]]"...well, all except [[Zapina|one underaged one]], who can't strip because of the "[[Chris and sex#pedophilia|dumb laws]]". It must be noted that this entire storyline was a result of Chris being trolled hard by the people over at ED, who drew fan art of Rosechu with a dick to make Chris RAGE...and RAGE he did. An epilogue has former sweetheart [[Sarah Jackson]] killed by [[Optimus Prime]]; another former sweetheart, [[Blanca]], returned to Kentucky and her boyfriend (which makes no fucking sense storyline wise; truth is that she was a troll and Chris failed at writing her out); a two sentence memorial to [[Ryan Cash]]; and a dedication to Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[PandaHalo]].
[[Image:Billboard.JPG|thumb|They're better off without him.]]
*'''[[Sonichu 9]]:''' Lacking Sonichu to use as his mouthpiece, Chris invented [[Reginald Sneasel]] to use as his stand-in during the first episode, and Reginald even goes to retarded lengths to break up a romance between [[Punchy]] and [[Layla]] in a similar way that Chris meddled with Wes and Sarah. After Reginald's plan fails, [[Angelica Rosechu]] approaches him, and they quickly jump into the sack together, echoing Chris's own belief that the woman must make the first move (out of pity) and put out as soon as possible. This episode also introduces Chris's retarded [[Dating Education]] concept and applies it to his characters. Chris also inserts his Sweetheart-of-the-moment [[Ivy]] into the comics in a plotline that goes nowhere, and has a thinly-veiled version of former sweetheart Sarah Jackson as the Date Ed teacher. Chris then makes a callous reference to Sarah's death by Optimus Prime via a representation of her sister [[Rita]]. When Rita informs the class about her sister's death, the assorted characters appear to not give a fuck, nor do they make any attempt to console the poor grieving woman that is now stuck teaching their class. Also in Sonichu 9, Chris depicts PandaHalo dying in a fire. He seems to think this is a fitting tribute. He also shopped a caricature of himself onto a billboard in the background, with a caption begging him to return to the mayor's office. Recent additions have shown the addition of a Power Rangers team, the CWC-Power Rangers, as well as a gruesome description of Ivy dying by being hanged as well as BILLY MAYS falling to his death trying to save her.
*'''[[Sonichu 10]]''' With Chris back in the saddle, he proceed with his master plan to get rid of all of those who troubled him in real life. Even worse, he apparently was able to deceive his future wife into think he was his future self and did the nasty with her. On top of this, he proclaims that he helped create the cure for <s>autism</s> homosexuality and plans to bring about straightness by stealing all those vaccines, bringing them to the present and distributing them right there! Chris-Chan Sonichu defeats some "devil trolls", but can't resist imitating Zorro and spelling "CWC" in the air with his epic blows and kicks (this could be a trifecta: unoriginal, egoistic ''and'' physically implausible). As the comic continues on, he attacks the [[4-cent_garbage]] HQ, he uses the characters [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] and [[Beel]] to condemn [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being homo trolls who "slander and tarnish an innocent man's good name", the proceeds to make the latter two jump to their deaths, just as he wishes. Even more, he destroys the building, kills about 200 trolls and proclaims that both ED and 4-cent_garbage's websites were lost forever, despite the fact that most websites nowadays have back ups waiting for just such an emergency. Soon after, Magi-Chan returns from the future, reporting that the gay vaccine has/will be proven to be a worldwide success and that February 24th, 2009, Christian's birthday, will be be proclaimed Christian Love Day in his honor. Yes, really.
*'''[[Sonichu Special 4]]:''' Chris steals [[Kacey]] from [[Liquid]] for "not treating her right", bursts into the house (note that Kacey doesn't seem to be in any real danger), and friggin' shoots a disarmed Liquid with a [[Megatron pistol|gun]], and draws Kacey's military family telling [[lies|praises]] about Chris, and generally negative comments towards Liquid.

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Talk:Mailbag 31

2010-01-07T20:47:18Z

Fenny:

==I have received no opinion on that video from God or Jesus==
So apparently something is only wrong if God and Jesus send Chris a clear sign telling him it's wrong. So that's just awesome.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:33, 5 January 2010 (UTC)

== What [[Homos|they]] do behind closed doors is None Of My Business ==
But they'll still be arrested if they do it. [[User:Fenny|Fenny]] 19:13, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*If [[magi-chan]] is spying on people 24/7, then it's no wonder he doesn't have time for a girlfriend(or boyfriend). he's constantly jacking off to psychic porn. [[User:Megapicklezord|Megapicklezord]] 03:21, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*That'd be something to include in the Chris and hypocrisy article, if it hasn't been yet! --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 03:46, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
** Added it to Tolerance. I hope it's not terrible. D: [[User:Fenny|Fenny]] 20:47, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

Chris and hypocrisy

2010-01-07T20:44:04Z

Fenny: Added a bit to the section on Tolerance from Mailbag 31. Could go in Homosexuality too, I guess.

[[Image:Z100 0533.jpg|thumb|right|Above: Chris breaks almost thirty years of sobriety due to the influence of The Simpsons.]]

'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of pretending to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have. Hypocrisy is thus a kind of lie. Hypocrisy may come from a desire to hide from others actual motives or feelings.

[[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]] is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards to which he himself does not live up. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and serious self-examination due to his [[autism]]. Chris believes that he is a blameless, [[Godjesus|holy]] creature that is [[Mary Poppins|practically perfect in every way]]. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him [[stress]]. He blames all of his problems on external factors like [[trolls]], [[homos]], or the [[JERKS|entire male sex.]] In the past he's faulted [[Manajerks|store managers]] and [[Jerkops|mall security guards]] for complications during his [[Love Quest]], although that's less relevant nowadays as he rarely leaves the house except for trips to [[Obesity|McDonald's]]. And when he can't fault other people for his problems, Chris relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

He's strongly opinionated and drunk on his [[Chris and Fame|e-fame]], so he sees himself as a [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|role model]] that could change the world. He doesn't necessarily want to change it for the better, but he wants to change it to where everyone conforms to his worldview and showers him with praise so he will never again have to [[Tobacky|feel uncomfortable]], suffer any inconveniences, or be [[Sonichu (comic)|forced to actually put effort into anything]]. This means arrogantly pointing out the sins of others but never answering to his own, which leads to Chris doling out advice to others that he should be heeding himself.

Chris's [[Mailbag]] answers are particularly rich sources of hypocrisy, where he readily gives advice to people that he himself will never follow.

==Examples==
=== "Grow up!" — Maturity ===
In the latter half of 2009, Chris had become fond of telling his [[trolls]] and detractors to "grow up." This is coming from a 27-year-old man who has lived with his parents continually since graduating high school, [[Chris's resume|has been employed for two months of his entire life]], lives in a room full of toys, plays video games all day, refers to things that make him feel uncomfortable with [[CWC-isms|childish euphemisms]], [[Chris and fashion|dresses like a toddler]], and is overly dependent on his parents (and the [[Monthly tugboat|US government]]) to the point of absurdity.

Chris has not moved on past high school. In his late 20s he still wears his high school ring, uses his old high school colors in art projects (and when he wants to portray Native Americans), and keeps his high school yearbooks within easy reach. Chris's characters are examples of this as well. Despite ostensibly being 18-22 years old, the Sonichus sometimes don [[:Image:MegagiDecay.jpg|cheerleading outfits]] outside of sexual roleplay. Sonichu and Rosechu were originally 16 and 15 in the comics, respectively, before Chris retconned their ages so they can legally fuck. Despite this, he created a [[Zapina|14-year-old]] character who attends high school (in a scandalously revealing outfit). At age 27 Chris has dispensed [[CWC Blog|dating advice]] to high school freshmen. A master of subtlety, Chris named one of the villains in his comics ''[[Count Graduon]]''.

In short, Chris idealizes his youth while demonizing the present, as high school was a simpler time when he had a [[Gal-pals|social circle]], regular sleep patterns, and some purpose in life apart from creating terrible comics and debasing himself on the internet.

=== "GET A JOB, DUDE" — Work ===
[[Image:TwofacedCWC.jpg|thumb|right|"No, I am not being two-faced. I have been one-f-, I have been the one-faced this whole conversation."]]

Chris also likes to tell people to get jobs while he himself has been employed for about two months of his life. On his [[Resume|resume]], Chris lists playing Pokémon cards with small children as volunteer work, when in reality emotionally-stunted manchildren play Pokémon with little kids all the time. Chris [[Father Call|sometimes claims]] he was supervising or babysitting the children involved, where in reality Chris himself required some amount of supervision not to fuck up the hobby store where he played cards.

Much like acclaimed author J.K. Rowling went on welfare for a year or two so she'd have the time to write the first ''Harry Potter'' book (a franchise which went on to make her the richest woman in the world), Chris avoids searching for employment to focus on merchandising Sonichu (a franchise which, as you know, will never make him a dime). And that takes an hour or two at most: Chris will draw and color a comic page or two, make videos, or astonish Charlottesville residents with his [[Sonichu's Edge|Parkay]] skills in a bizarre marketing stunt. The rest of Chris's time is apparently spent playing [[List of Chris's games|video games]], [[Adult Swim|watching TV]], and [[List of Chris's PSN game downloads|downloading]] extra content for his video games. Chris has an abundance of free time where he could easily work a full-time job and still find the time to draw Sonichu. That is, if Chris was employable. In reality Chris would [[Donald Duck impersonation|impersonate Donald Duck]] and it would be [[Wendy's]] all over again.

In addition to this, Chris fails at having some basic skills one would need to keep employment, such as: keeping his [[Death threats|murderous]] [[Chris and anger|rage]] in check, [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|basic hygiene]], [[Chris and fashion|dressing appropriately]], showing [[Niggos|tolerance]] [[JERKS|and]] [[Homos|respect]] for other people, and [[Megan|keeping one's hands off]] women.

=== "WINDOWS TO HELL" — Other people with mental disabilities ===

While happily claiming disability when it suits him (i.e. when he gets [[Monthly tugboat|money]] or [[Gal pals|sympathy]] from it), Chris gladly reminds everyone that he's (high-functioning) autistic. However, Chris [[Myspace|distances himself]] from others with autism, calling them "slow-in-the-minds" and "windows to hell." Chris specifically excluded "the low functionally mentally handicapped," "the seriously physically [[Chris|deformed]]," and the "Autistic, high-functionally or otherwise" from an actual list of criteria women would have to meet before he would consider dating them. For the record, "blacks" are also disqualified. By his own admission, Chris is "sometimes retarded" and is abnormally proud that he is on the autism spectrum. In fact, right below his rigorous standards for his future girlfriend, he admits that he himself is autistic but claims "that's another story."

Chris denies that any of his Sonichu characters are autistic, even though they're all copyright-infringing little Mary Sues, need to be in the [[Dating Education|special classes]] Chris thought up and every so often display debilitating social anxiety around the opposite sex. Back when Chris made his own Pokémon cards, he thought up an "autistic Pokémon" named Plautistic (who could disable its own attacks), but this only appears on the cover of [[Christian's Favorite Hits!]] and nowhere else.

In the mailbags, Chris dismisses any similarity between autism and Asperger's syndrome, another disorder on the autism spectrum. Chris went so far as to create a specific section for autism-related emails, and then a [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|frothing rant on CWCipedia]] where he rails against those with Asperger's syndrome. The abridged version of Chris's reasoning is that by having a higher-functioning form of autism than Chris, they're diminishing Chris's own accomplishments. Chris considers [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|everything he's done so far]] special because he has autism. To date, the only things Chris has actually accomplished are graduating from high school and a [[PVCC|third-rate community college]], which most people could do with little effort.

Despite likening the mentally handicapped to reanimated walking corpses, Chris bases a large part of his identity around having autism, whether he's triumphing over it by being able to mow a lawn or he's using it as an excuse to sit around and play ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' all day. Incidentally, this behavior is actually somewhat common with teenage girls with bipolar disorder (real, self-diagnosed or imagined), where they'll brag about how terribly bad their bipolar disorder is, how much lithium they're on, and so forth. Most grow out of it by the time they're 18.

==="I'll pray for you to open your mind" — Tolerance ===

It's very much in Chris's interests that others tolerate him and his odd behavior. Chris's life is defined by mannerisms that can charitably be described as unorthodox. His autism certainly shapes some of his lesser quirks, but he's also picked up some very strange ideas. [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|He thinks it's normal for adults to shit their pants from time to time]], and he found nothing strange about [[Recycling#Recycling|jerking off into a cup and chugging it down]]. He once uploaded a YouTube video where he [[The Return of Kimmi|made out with a sex doll with a picture of his sweetheart taped to the face]] because he thought it was an endearing act that his sweetheart would want to see. He had a store clerk [[Sports bra photo series|fit him for a bra that he wears happily]]. He uses his [[Sonichu (comic)|children's comic]] to express and explore his [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|sexual fantasies and desires]]. And he's [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_April_28th%2C_2009#Watch|made statements]] to indicate he's not ashamed of these actions, regardless of what anyone says.

So in order to continue to do whatever he wants to do and not be made fun of, he explains these things away by essentially saying, "everyone does it and you should still consider me normal," even though he'd probably be hard-pressed to name another guy his age that shits himself as much as he does. Deep down, he probably knows some of these things are fucked up, but finds living up to the standards of society to be a huge inconvenience. So he expects others to change their perceptions so that they can accept him and all of the things he doesn't want to change. In instances where someone might think he's a weirdo, Chris preaches tolerance and insists others open their minds to different ideas and not be so judgmental.

However, this doesn't work both ways with Chris. Chris wants people to open their minds to his foibles, but once he's made up his mind that a group of people are doing things that he considers negative, suddenly tolerance goes out the window and he will refuse to show them any amount of respect and acceptance.

An example of Chris not accepting others came about during the aforementioned war in his mind being waged against Asperger's Syndrome. [[Mailbag_7|When a fan mail submission]] pointed out how stubborn it was to close his mind to documented facts about Asperger's Syndrome, Chris refused any concessions, though in the very next letter he berated someone for following what he called a closed-minded religion and said he'd pray for her to open her [[china|mind]].

In another example, Chris is sickened by the idea of [[Homos|homosexuality]] and [[Captain's_Log%2C_Stardate_February_5th%2C_2009#Take_2|can't even bring himself to say the word "gay,"]] though he will say the word "homo" if he's using it as an insult. He's gone on record as saying he [[CWC Update 30 January 2009|hates gay people]], [[Megan_E-mails#Chris_is_angry_about_Megan_kissing_her_friend.2C_then_pities_himself|is afraid of them]], and would outlaw them if he had the power to do so. Chris has [[Mailbag_1#The_cure_for_homosexuality|envisioned a future where scientists have created a cure for being gay]], and has incorporated this idea into [[Sonichu 10|issue ten]] of his kiddie comic strip. This immense hatred burns deep within him despite the fact that no gay person has done anything negative to him in his entire life
. He'd stated to Megan that he had these feelings about gays even before he met her gay friend Christopher (whom he illogically suspected of trying to sleep with Megan). He simply hates them because they exist, and has refused to tolerate them all his life. Despite his past fervor, he has recently stated that he "(does) and will NOT Discriminated homosexuals as Individual People" and that "What they do behind closed doors is None Of My Business, and I still Do Not Care to know a Damn Thing about it." Which is why he employs an [[Magi-Chan|omniscient being]] to spy on people and punish them for what they [[recycling|do]] behind closed doors.[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Mailbag_31] Which brings us to...

=== "I fear them all" — Homosexuality ===

Chris is resolute in his beliefs that gays are an abomination before God. But he does make exceptions if the gay person has a [[china|vagina]]. During an [[IRC_(02_January_2009)|IRC Chat]] he granted lesbians complete amnesty, saying that if he were in charge, it would be "illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe." When pressed on why it's okay for women to be gay and not men, he fell back on his "all men are [[JERKS]]" defense by saying, "it's bad enough they're mostly jerks, plus homo men are AGAINST God's will." However, later that month in a [[Mumble_1#Gays.2C_lesbians_and_men_in_general|Mumble chat]], he softened his stance on whether or not it's okay for women to be gay be saying he would "100% discourage" gay men, but for gay women, he will "partial courage."

In the world of Sonichu, the villanous [[Reldnahc]] is gay, but the [[Heather Iglesias|nanny for Sonichu and Rosechu's kids]] is also gay but she's on the side of good because she's a lesbian, though she's been instructed to keep her trap shut about it. [[Mailbag 4#In which Chris is rude to a young girl|A fan letter]] confronted Chris with the hypocrisy of having lesbians in the comic despite his viewpoints and fine Christian morals. While Chris answered parts of the letter, he conveniently ignored that point. Likely Chris makes this exception because it would be difficult for him to [[mass debating|fap]] to all the [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|lesbian porn]] he watches and not feel conflicted.

He also will make exceptions if gays do voices in his [[LittleBigPlanet|favorite video games]]. A member of his [[Monty Python|favorite comedy troupe]] was gay, though it's not clear if Chris knows that. But it does seem clear that whether it's porn, TV, or video games, as long as Chris is entertained by a gay person, Chris somehow exempts them from the abomination rule.

His hatred towards gays and everything they stand for contrasts very sharply to some of his actions. Chris has no qualms with [[Recycling|drinking his own semen]], and has said he would even go as far as [[Kacey Phone Call|licking his semen off his beloved]]. He has owned several [[sex toys]] designed to go up his ass, and he's admitted to being plagued by [[Mailbag 4|homoerotic thoughts]]. He loves [[rainbow]]s and has frequently put them in his comics. Chris liked the game ''Katamari Damacy'' enough to quote it in some of his videos, a game that features a character wearing a flamboyant ensemble that shows off his huge [[Pickle|schlong]] clearly visible through his tights. He once referred to himself as coming [[IRC (20 January 2009)|"out of his autistic closet."]] He loves gay anthems, such as "I Love the Nightlife," and listens to music straight men generally avoid, such as Backstreet Boys songs. He loves romantic comedy films and even owns a copy of the ''Sex and the City'' movie.

'''Chris shoves [[Sex toys|things]] up his ass.''' That should say enough about this matter.

In short, many gay men don't act as gay as Chris does sometimes, but he still feels justified at leveling his disapproving scorn at them.

==See also==
* [[List of Chris's lies]]

{{Chris and}}
[[Category:Chris-chan]]

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2010-01-07T20:14:30Z

Fenny: fixed typo.

{| id="toc" width="70%" style="text-align:left; clear:both;" align=center
|- style="background:#ccccff" align="center" width="95%"
| '''The Writings of Christian Weston Chandler'''
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| style="font-size:11px" |
'''Poetry:'''
[[Valentines Day Hymn]] |
[[For My True Love, I Would…]] |
[[Hard Love Quest]] |
[[I Want a Girlfriend for Christmas]] |
[[Saddest Heart in the World]] |
[[Song of Christian]] |
[[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu]]

'''Stories and Tracts:'''
[[How the Pokémon came into Our Poke Balls]] |
[[My big 18th party (story)|My big 18th party ]] |
[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]] |
[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] |
[[A Week With Christian Chandler]] |
[[The High School Story]] |
[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]

'''See also:'''
[[Chris and writing]]

|}

<noinclude>[[Category: Templates]]</noinclude>

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2010-01-05T19:13:51Z

Fenny: /* I have received no opinion on that video from God or Jesus */