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2024-03-26T01:51:47Z

Fiddy: Is this counter in good taste?

==Is this in good taste?==
I know we're starved for content to put in the front page counter, but I feel like this is getting a bit too close to encouraging stalking/harassing someone who is either genuinely Chris' friend or at the very least tolerates him enough to hang out with him in good faith. Maybe it's just me, but this is starting to feel like a repeat of Megan.
[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 21:51, 25 March 2024 (EDT)

Mal-Wart

2023-05-01T23:11:03Z

Fiddy: Fix alignment.

{{quote|But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to [[W-M-Manajerk|him]], “I do not speek [''sic''] to any Man other than myself, because [[JERKS|they]] all have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.” Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has]].” I nearly backed up onto him with my [[Son-Chu|car]], and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|[[CWC's Diary#June 2005|CWC's Diary]], 22 [[June 2005]]}}

'''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s spoonerism for [[Wikipedia:Walmart|Walmart]] (formerly referred to as "Wal-Mart") in his [[comic]]s. Chris has been kicked out his two local Mal-Wart stores several times, and remains banned from one of them.

==Chris and Walmart==

===Charlottesville location===
[[Image:Walmart Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|Charlottesville Walmart branch]]

In [[June 2005]] the [[Charlottesville]] Walmart served as an [[Attraction Location]] for Chris's never-ending [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go to the in-store [[McDonald's]], set up his stuff, and wait around for hours.

On 22 June 2005, Chris was confronted by the men he identified as [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who took issue with his [[Attraction Sign]] and called the [[jerkop]]s on him. Chris hid the sign and denied that he had it, but he was banned from entering the Walmart anyway. However, Chris interpreted this to mean he was only banned from the McDonald's he was in at the time.

On 25 June, Chris attempted again to loiter and came into conflict with the B-Manajerk over his [[Pixelblock]] sculptures. The conflict drew the attention of the [[W-M-Manajerk]]. When the Walmart manager attempted to reason with him, Chris ran away, almost hitting the manager with his car. He would later gloat about this.

He would return to Walmart in [[October 2009]], forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]]. Chris may have resumed shopping at Walmart prior to that, however, as in [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|one of his videos to]] [[Liquid Chris]] earlier in that year, he made a bizarrely out-of-place reference to the store charging $5 for 500 sheets of paper, in a manner that suggested he knew off the top of his head what they charged for paper, even if Chris himself seemed momentarily baffled as to what it had to do with the conversation.

On 3 [[January 2015]], Chris caused a scene at Walmart, closely following his [[26 December 2014|arrest for macing a GameStop employee]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/</ref>. He had been approached by [[Manajerks]] for trespassing, and he warned them he had pepper spray on hand<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/page-27#post-474138</ref>. He left the store before police could be summoned<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/page-20#post-473116</ref>. It's unknown what repercussions, if any, were imposed on Chris for this incident, but he was apparently permitted to shop there again.

Chris was spotted at this branch on 2 June 2017, purchasing a fan.<ref>https://archive.ph/Ro8bs</ref> As is his habit, he parked [[Son-Chu]] in a handicap space.

{{quotebox|he had just gone inside Walmart. Wearing his trademark sonichu medallion and everything.

[[File:Son-Chu at Walmart, 2 June '17.jpeg|150px]]}}

A fan who worked at Customer Service in 2018 reported that Chris returned a shirt and had noticeable body odor.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/u1a8wo/has_anyone_in_this_reddit_actually_interacted/ archive: https://archive.ph/2OuMf</ref>

===Ruckersville location===
[[Image:Ruckersville Walmart 2010.jpg|thumb|[[Ruckersville]] Walmart branch]]

A new Walmart location opened in Chris's hometown of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20140712005819/https://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=11501642 Walmart Breaks Ground In Ruckersville]</ref> on 18 [[August 2010]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100818031612/http://walmartstores.com/pressroom/news/10185.aspx Ruckersville Walmart Associates Welcome Customers to New Store]</ref> Prompted by [[Jackie]], Chris applied for work at the new Walmart in [[October 2010]], or at least he said he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> To all the evidence, he was not offered a position. Regardless of this, Chris extolled the store and praised it when he passed by in the [[DayOut]] series of videos from the same year.

[[File:Chris 09.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris at Mal-Wart on 3 or 4 [[September 2011]].]]

Chris was banned from the Ruckersville Walmart in September [[2013]] after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXBox|HEXbox]] One" with a permanent marker.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart]]</ref> Over a year later, an [[Apology Letters‎|apology letter]] written to the store was leaked. In it, he says how inconvenient it is for him to have to go to the [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] instead, and how he would like to be able to shop there again.

On the second of [[October 2016]], Chris wrote a Facebook post criticizing the Walmart's decision to ban him. For some reason he claimed that the ban had occurred five years earlier, despite it actually only having occurred three years and one month earlier, suggesting that Chris may have somehow conflated it with some other incident.

{{quotebox|The of #Ruckersville, #VA, USA, has pressed a ban against me Five Years Ago for a minor misbehavior that was a result from a single bad day. I have personally tried to resolve the matter with a detailed document, and the management has refused to sign it, accepting that he has received and read it in the very least. This Walmart is hereby #Discriminating against the #LGBTQ, as well as people with #[[autism]], and the employees and persecuting management are lowlife corporate Scum, equal to [[Pmurt|#DonaldTrump]]. The #HRC will hear of this posthaste. Stay Away from this Walmart, and do not buy anything from there, as they are uncompassionate, immoral people. Thank you.
<nowiki>**Please Viral this message.

**ALL comments and responses to this post, I will not be reading, and will be ignoring.</nowiki>}}

===Midlothian location===
{{incomplete|Photos}}
On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted at a Walmart in Midlothian, VA, a suburb west of Richmond located in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref> He uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| subject =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a switch (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</gallery></center>

==References in the comic==
Chris chronicles his expulsion from Walmart in ''[[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|Sonichu #3, Sub-Episode 4]]''. In Chris's fantasy world, instead of being asked to leave nicely, he is confronted by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and instead of whatever verbal exchange that may have actually occurred Chris fights the [[Manajerks]] as Super [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] alongside [[Darkbind Sonichu]]. It's impossible to discern what actually happened, but because of Chris's refusal to leave, or stay away, the Walmart Regional Manager appears on the scene as W-M-Manajerk.

These events are reprinted in ''[[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"|Sonichu #4, Sub-Episode 4 part 2]]'' were the fight between Chris and W-M-Manajerk continues. Chris's interpretation of the events take a huge departure from reality. To battle W-M-Manajerk Chris uses his pixel block [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]] to summon his identical twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (not to be confused with his future daughter, doubly named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]). After a bizarre display of super powers and some long, boring speeches, Chris wins and buys Crystal lunch.

B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and W-M-Manajerk all reappear in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] as part of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==See also==
*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

Mal-Wart

2023-05-01T23:09:46Z

Fiddy:

{{quote|But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to [[W-M-Manajerk|him]], “I do not speek [''sic''] to any Man other than myself, because [[JERKS|they]] all have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.” Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has]].” I nearly backed up onto him with my [[Son-Chu|car]], and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|[[CWC's Diary#June 2005|CWC's Diary]], 22 [[June 2005]]}}

'''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s spoonerism for [[Wikipedia:Walmart|Walmart]] (formerly referred to as "Wal-Mart") in his [[comic]]s. Chris has been kicked out his two local Mal-Wart stores several times, and remains banned from one of them.

==Chris and Walmart==

===Charlottesville location===
[[Image:Walmart Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|Charlottesville Walmart branch]]

In [[June 2005]] the [[Charlottesville]] Walmart served as an [[Attraction Location]] for Chris's never-ending [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go to the in-store [[McDonald's]], set up his stuff, and wait around for hours.

On 22 June 2005, Chris was confronted by the men he identified as [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who took issue with his [[Attraction Sign]] and called the [[jerkop]]s on him. Chris hid the sign and denied that he had it, but he was banned from entering the Walmart anyway. However, Chris interpreted this to mean he was only banned from the McDonald's he was in at the time.

On 25 June, Chris attempted again to loiter and came into conflict with the B-Manajerk over his [[Pixelblock]] sculptures. The conflict drew the attention of the [[W-M-Manajerk]]. When the Walmart manager attempted to reason with him, Chris ran away, almost hitting the manager with his car. He would later gloat about this.

He would return to Walmart in [[October 2009]], forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]]. Chris may have resumed shopping at Walmart prior to that, however, as in [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|one of his videos to]] [[Liquid Chris]] earlier in that year, he made a bizarrely out-of-place reference to the store charging $5 for 500 sheets of paper, in a manner that suggested he knew off the top of his head what they charged for paper, even if Chris himself seemed momentarily baffled as to what it had to do with the conversation.

On 3 [[January 2015]], Chris caused a scene at Walmart, closely following his [[26 December 2014|arrest for macing a GameStop employee]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/</ref>. He had been approached by [[Manajerks]] for trespassing, and he warned them he had pepper spray on hand<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/page-27#post-474138</ref>. He left the store before police could be summoned<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/page-20#post-473116</ref>. It's unknown what repercussions, if any, were imposed on Chris for this incident, but he was apparently permitted to shop there again.

Chris was spotted at this branch on 2 June 2017, purchasing a fan.<ref>https://archive.ph/Ro8bs</ref> As is his habit, he parked [[Son-Chu]] in a handicap space.

{{quotebox|he had just gone inside Walmart. Wearing his trademark sonichu medallion and everything.

[[File:Son-Chu at Walmart, 2 June '17.jpeg|150px]]}}

A fan who worked at Customer Service in 2018 reported that Chris returned a shirt and had noticeable body odor.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/u1a8wo/has_anyone_in_this_reddit_actually_interacted/ archive: https://archive.ph/2OuMf</ref>

===Ruckersville location===
[[Image:Ruckersville Walmart 2010.jpg|thumb|[[Ruckersville]] Walmart branch]]

A new Walmart location opened in Chris's hometown of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20140712005819/https://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=11501642 Walmart Breaks Ground In Ruckersville]</ref> on 18 [[August 2010]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100818031612/http://walmartstores.com/pressroom/news/10185.aspx Ruckersville Walmart Associates Welcome Customers to New Store]</ref> Prompted by [[Jackie]], Chris applied for work at the new Walmart in [[October 2010]], or at least he said he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> To all the evidence, he was not offered a position. Regardless of this, Chris extolled the store and praised it when he passed by in the [[DayOut]] series of videos from the same year.

[[File:Chris 09.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris at Mal-Wart on 3 or 4 [[September 2011]].]]

Chris was banned from the Ruckersville Walmart in September [[2013]] after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXBox|HEXbox]] One" with a permanent marker.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart]]</ref> Over a year later, an [[Apology Letters‎|apology letter]] written to the store was leaked. In it, he says how inconvenient it is for him to have to go to the [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] instead, and how he would like to be able to shop there again.

On the second of [[October 2016]], Chris wrote a Facebook post criticizing the Walmart's decision to ban him. For some reason he claimed that the ban had occurred five years earlier, despite it actually only having occurred three years and one month earlier, suggesting that Chris may have somehow conflated it with some other incident.

{{quotebox|The of #Ruckersville, #VA, USA, has pressed a ban against me Five Years Ago for a minor misbehavior that was a result from a single bad day. I have personally tried to resolve the matter with a detailed document, and the management has refused to sign it, accepting that he has received and read it in the very least. This Walmart is hereby #Discriminating against the #LGBTQ, as well as people with #[[autism]], and the employees and persecuting management are lowlife corporate Scum, equal to [[Pmurt|#DonaldTrump]]. The #HRC will hear of this posthaste. Stay Away from this Walmart, and do not buy anything from there, as they are uncompassionate, immoral people. Thank you.
<nowiki>**Please Viral this message.

**ALL comments and responses to this post, I will not be reading, and will be ignoring.</nowiki>}}

===Midlothian location===
{{incomplete|Photos}}
On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted at a Walmart in Midlothian, VA, a suburb west of Richmond located in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref> He uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| subject =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a switch (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Shot of Chris near the checkout
</center></gallery>

==References in the comic==
Chris chronicles his expulsion from Walmart in ''[[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|Sonichu #3, Sub-Episode 4]]''. In Chris's fantasy world, instead of being asked to leave nicely, he is confronted by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and instead of whatever verbal exchange that may have actually occurred Chris fights the [[Manajerks]] as Super [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] alongside [[Darkbind Sonichu]]. It's impossible to discern what actually happened, but because of Chris's refusal to leave, or stay away, the Walmart Regional Manager appears on the scene as W-M-Manajerk.

These events are reprinted in ''[[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"|Sonichu #4, Sub-Episode 4 part 2]]'' were the fight between Chris and W-M-Manajerk continues. Chris's interpretation of the events take a huge departure from reality. To battle W-M-Manajerk Chris uses his pixel block [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]] to summon his identical twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (not to be confused with his future daughter, doubly named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]). After a bizarre display of super powers and some long, boring speeches, Chris wins and buys Crystal lunch.

B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and W-M-Manajerk all reappear in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] as part of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==See also==
*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

Mal-Wart

2023-05-01T23:09:04Z

Fiddy: Added two photos of Chris at Midlothian

{{quote|But I sat silent for a minute, then I said to [[W-M-Manajerk|him]], “I do not speek [''sic''] to any Man other than myself, because [[JERKS|they]] all have taken all the pretty girls leaving me with none.” Verbal Combat had started, and during the fight, I ran off, still giving verbal punishment, as well as da finger, and many “[[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Has]].” I nearly backed up onto him with my [[Son-Chu|car]], and I gave him another finger. Then I dashed off.|[[CWC's Diary#June 2005|CWC's Diary]], 22 [[June 2005]]}}

'''Mal-Wart''' is [[Chris]]'s spoonerism for [[Wikipedia:Walmart|Walmart]] (formerly referred to as "Wal-Mart") in his [[comic]]s. Chris has been kicked out his two local Mal-Wart stores several times, and remains banned from one of them.

==Chris and Walmart==

===Charlottesville location===
[[Image:Walmart Charlottesville.jpg|thumb|Charlottesville Walmart branch]]

In [[June 2005]] the [[Charlottesville]] Walmart served as an [[Attraction Location]] for Chris's never-ending [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go to the in-store [[McDonald's]], set up his stuff, and wait around for hours.

On 22 June 2005, Chris was confronted by the men he identified as [[B-Manajerk]] and [[Merried Seinor Comic]], who took issue with his [[Attraction Sign]] and called the [[jerkop]]s on him. Chris hid the sign and denied that he had it, but he was banned from entering the Walmart anyway. However, Chris interpreted this to mean he was only banned from the McDonald's he was in at the time.

On 25 June, Chris attempted again to loiter and came into conflict with the B-Manajerk over his [[Pixelblock]] sculptures. The conflict drew the attention of the [[W-M-Manajerk]]. When the Walmart manager attempted to reason with him, Chris ran away, almost hitting the manager with his car. He would later gloat about this.

He would return to Walmart in [[October 2009]], forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]]. Chris may have resumed shopping at Walmart prior to that, however, as in [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|one of his videos to]] [[Liquid Chris]] earlier in that year, he made a bizarrely out-of-place reference to the store charging $5 for 500 sheets of paper, in a manner that suggested he knew off the top of his head what they charged for paper, even if Chris himself seemed momentarily baffled as to what it had to do with the conversation.

On 3 [[January 2015]], Chris caused a scene at Walmart, closely following his [[26 December 2014|arrest for macing a GameStop employee]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/</ref>. He had been approached by [[Manajerks]] for trespassing, and he warned them he had pepper spray on hand<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/page-27#post-474138</ref>. He left the store before police could be summoned<ref>https://kiwifarms.is/threads/confirmed-chriss-recent-walmart-altercation-updated.6871/page-20#post-473116</ref>. It's unknown what repercussions, if any, were imposed on Chris for this incident, but he was apparently permitted to shop there again.

Chris was spotted at this branch on 2 June 2017, purchasing a fan.<ref>https://archive.ph/Ro8bs</ref> As is his habit, he parked [[Son-Chu]] in a handicap space.

{{quotebox|he had just gone inside Walmart. Wearing his trademark sonichu medallion and everything.

[[File:Son-Chu at Walmart, 2 June '17.jpeg|150px]]}}

A fan who worked at Customer Service in 2018 reported that Chris returned a shirt and had noticeable body odor.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/u1a8wo/has_anyone_in_this_reddit_actually_interacted/ archive: https://archive.ph/2OuMf</ref>

===Ruckersville location===
[[Image:Ruckersville Walmart 2010.jpg|thumb|[[Ruckersville]] Walmart branch]]

A new Walmart location opened in Chris's hometown of [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]]<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20140712005819/https://www.nbc29.com/global/story.asp?s=11501642 Walmart Breaks Ground In Ruckersville]</ref> on 18 [[August 2010]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20100818031612/http://walmartstores.com/pressroom/news/10185.aspx Ruckersville Walmart Associates Welcome Customers to New Store]</ref> Prompted by [[Jackie]], Chris applied for work at the new Walmart in [[October 2010]], or at least he said he did.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 7]]</ref> To all the evidence, he was not offered a position. Regardless of this, Chris extolled the store and praised it when he passed by in the [[DayOut]] series of videos from the same year.

[[File:Chris 09.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Chris at Mal-Wart on 3 or 4 [[September 2011]].]]

Chris was banned from the Ruckersville Walmart in September [[2013]] after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXBox|HEXbox]] One" with a permanent marker.<ref>[[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris_Expresses_His_Outrage_for_Walmart]]</ref> Over a year later, an [[Apology Letters‎|apology letter]] written to the store was leaked. In it, he says how inconvenient it is for him to have to go to the [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] instead, and how he would like to be able to shop there again.

On the second of [[October 2016]], Chris wrote a Facebook post criticizing the Walmart's decision to ban him. For some reason he claimed that the ban had occurred five years earlier, despite it actually only having occurred three years and one month earlier, suggesting that Chris may have somehow conflated it with some other incident.

{{quotebox|The of #Ruckersville, #VA, USA, has pressed a ban against me Five Years Ago for a minor misbehavior that was a result from a single bad day. I have personally tried to resolve the matter with a detailed document, and the management has refused to sign it, accepting that he has received and read it in the very least. This Walmart is hereby #Discriminating against the #LGBTQ, as well as people with #[[autism]], and the employees and persecuting management are lowlife corporate Scum, equal to [[Pmurt|#DonaldTrump]]. The #HRC will hear of this posthaste. Stay Away from this Walmart, and do not buy anything from there, as they are uncompassionate, immoral people. Thank you.
<nowiki>**Please Viral this message.

**ALL comments and responses to this post, I will not be reading, and will be ignoring.</nowiki>}}

===Midlothian location===
{{incomplete|Photos}}
On 1 [[May 2023]], Chris was spotted at a Walmart in Midlothian, VA, a suburb west of Richmond located in Chesterfield County.

On the same day, a Reddit user posted a thread with a photo of Chris, claiming that a friend had sent the picture.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350b35/chris_sighting_at_a_walmart_a_friend_sent_me_this/</ref> On Twitter, more photos were posted.<ref>https://twitter.com/Speedymctweet/status/1653131783897063425</ref>

Another Reddit user, Alternative_Roof1940, subsequently posted photos of Chris from the security cameras at the Walmart.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/1350yv5/chris_chan_at_my_local_walmart_not_a_drill/</ref> He uploaded a brief video clip of Chris walking away outside of the store.

{{Infobox/video
| name = May 1, 2023
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tvvdJrpYbu8}}
| stardate = 1 [[May 2023]]
| subject =
}}

He also claimed:<ref>https://www.reddit.com/user/Alternative_Roof1940/comments/ ([https://archive.fo/oVp8W archive])</ref>

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris approached the electronic department asking for a flash drive and also ended up buying a switch (yes......again). The second photo is from the electronics when he was asking}}

{{quoteboxgreen|There was a large black van chris got into about 8 stores down driven by a large black woman. I didn't take any photos of the vehicle for the sake of the woman driving}}

<center><gallery>
Image:Midlothian_CCTV.png|Chris on CCTV
Image:Chris_Near_Checkout.jpg|Candid shot of Chris near the checkout
</center></gallery>

==References in the comic==
Chris chronicles his expulsion from Walmart in ''[[Sonichu 3#Sub-Episode 4: Christian Chandler in "McAttack"|Sonichu #3, Sub-Episode 4]]''. In Chris's fantasy world, instead of being asked to leave nicely, he is confronted by B-Manajerk and Merried Seinor Comic and instead of whatever verbal exchange that may have actually occurred Chris fights the [[Manajerks]] as Super [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] alongside [[Darkbind Sonichu]]. It's impossible to discern what actually happened, but because of Chris's refusal to leave, or stay away, the Walmart Regional Manager appears on the scene as W-M-Manajerk.

These events are reprinted in ''[[Sonichu 4#Sub-Episode 5: Christian Chandler in "McAttack part 2"|Sonichu #4, Sub-Episode 4 part 2]]'' were the fight between Chris and W-M-Manajerk continues. Chris's interpretation of the events take a huge departure from reality. To battle W-M-Manajerk Chris uses his pixel block [[Heart Torch of Fail|Heart Torch]] to summon his identical twin sister [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal Weston Chandler]] (not to be confused with his future daughter, doubly named [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal Weston Chandler]]). After a bizarre display of super powers and some long, boring speeches, Chris wins and buys Crystal lunch.

B-Manajerk, Merried Seinor Comic and W-M-Manajerk all reappear in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]] as part of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]].

==See also==
*[[Get-Tar Region]]
*[[The GAMe PLACe]]

==Sources==
<references/>

{{Places}}
{{CWCverse}}
[[Category:Attraction Locations]]

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Fiddy:

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Fiddy: Chris spotted on CCTV at the Midlothian Wal-Mart

== Summary ==
Chris spotted on CCTV at the Midlothian Wal-Mart

Vanessa Hudgens

2022-05-26T06:46:18Z

Fiddy: Added a citation for Chris's request to be added to Hudgens' wikipedia article.

{{Troll|She and [[Lori Lopez]] were played by [[Joshua Martinez]].}}

{{Quote|I have Vanessa Anne Hudgens as an [[Honest Content|honest]], very close [[gal pal|Gal-Pal]], and you know very well how powerful she is as a STAR.|[[Chris]], delusional and [[naïve]] as ever<ref>[[User:Apostrophe/Chris-Chan talk]]</ref>}}

{{infobox
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|label1 = Name
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|label2 = Date of Birth
|data2 = 14 December 1988 (age {{age|1988|14|12}})
|label4 = Gender
|data4 = Female
|label5 = Nationality
|data5 = [[United States|American]]
|label6 = [[Chris and race|Race]]
|data6 = White, [[Punchy|Asian]]
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'''Vanessa Hudgens''' is an American actress and singer best known for her work in ''[[Wikipedia:High School Musical|High School Musical]]'' and for taking [[nudes|nude]] pictures of herself. She was incredibly popular among both 9-year-old girls and autistic manchildren prior to her popularity completely fizzling out due to the scandal over leaked nudes.

[[Joshua Martinez]] used her identity to troll Chris in [[April 2009|April]] and [[May 2009]]. Chris, being the [[Chris and his Ego|humble]] guy that he is, found it absolutely reasonable that a highly attractive and popular movie star was sexually interested in a [[Obesity|fat]] manchild like him.

Since "Vanessa" told Chris she had written her own [[Wikipedia]] biography, Chris felt that he had a [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|righteous claim]] to do so as well. On 5 [[June 2009]], after failing at his attempt to write his own [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Wikipedia biography]], Chris tried to get a section on his supposed relationship with Vanessa Hudgens added to her Wikipedia page. Using the now-banned username of Sonichusays[[Barack Obama|yeswecan]], Chris stated that "Vanessa and I are very close friends, and we have been working together much as of late. I think that this should be mentioned in the article."<ref>[https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Vanessa_Hudgens&diff=prev&oldid=294482098 Vanessa Hudgens Talk Page Edit]</ref> His request was ignored.

The Vanessa saga showcases Chris as his most naïve, with much real-life trolling by Joshua. As [[Ivy]] put it:<ref name="Ivy">[[Ivy Q&A]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Even after all the tears, Chris began letting slip about his planned meetings with Vanessa around town. They decided to meetup at long last. Josh got Chris to go to the [[Wikipedia:James Madison University|JMU]] campus with a sign and every time Chris would think he saw her, she would disappear. Chris stressed how didn't want to use that [[sign]] so he decided on wearing a hat, too. I thought Vanessa and I could be friends but josh had other intentions. He wanted to exploit Chris for money and would do this by going through Vanessa.
Josh claimed to have very strong ties to the FBI and threatened to hack into Chris’ [[ps3]]. Josh wanted to monitor Chris 24/7 as punishment for not meeting up with Vanessa not giving her the "presents” she had requested.
[...]
At TGI Fridays, Josh got Chris to pay for his meals. He kept telling Chris that they would go meet Vanessa. Every time Vanessa failed to show and Josh would enjoy the meal on Chris' dime, obviously.
Once, the proposed meeting place was at JMU. Chris went there with a sign looking for Vanessa, but only found campus police. While there, Chris donned a hat and tried to keep a low profile.}}

In [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] (12 [[August 2009]]), he admitted that he had finally realized that he had not really been talking to Vanessa Hudgens. He added that "Vanessa" had always used Joshua's screenname when talking to him.

On 20 [[July 2013]], Chris wrote a review on his Facebook page about a movie Hudgens starred in, ''Spring Breakers''.
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==The beginnings==
Chris got in contact with his old friend [[Joshua Martinez]] from [[James Madison University]] to [[Chris and remorse|apologize]] for smearing him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], in order to get a part in a movie and make connections with celebrities. After a single email, Josh began to imitate Vanessa very poorly with disquieting success.

===Email to Joshua===
On 5 April 2009, Chris emailed Joshua to apologize for his reprehensible behavior in unnecessary detail , for the sole purpose of [[Chris and remorse|obtaining personal benefit]].

{{quotebox|Firstly, Joshua, I wish to come clean. *[[stress sigh|sigh]]* The day I was kicked out of [[Grace Baptist Church|that church]], my [[Bob Chandler|father]] accused you for putting up the nudie woman pics on my [[facebook]] (I personally did not want to take the blame for that, especially since I was amidst trollings back then as well, and I was trying to clean up my online image), so I went with it and let my father think what he thought. I had fretted that you may have been wrongfully kicked out of your church, and I am soo sorry about that. And in my early days of protest against the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] webpage I was also trying to get rid of then and now for about two years, I wanted the trolls to leave me alone, and I sold you out, Joshua; I posted a one-paragraph description about you and how famous you were, being in the movies, knowing the famous celebreties and all on that page. While the original paragraph is currently removed from the page, they still mock me with this, and I quote, ''An old classmate of Chris did some epic trolling. We don't actually know very much about Joshua, just a few key facts. Chris knew him from his old school (Joshua and Chris both had Special Ed together), recently met up with him again and was getting along fine. Apparently, Joshua was very popular with women and had met some famous celebrities. For some reason, Chris became extremely jealous and even tried to get ED to go after him. Note that Chris only values Joshua's friendship because he's popular with women, and that by being friends with him he might end up laid. Unfortunately for Chris, even other special education kids will fuck with him. The chick that Joshua was supposed to hook him up with was just Joshua trolling him with a picture of Vanessa Hudgens. CLICK HERE for Chris-chan unwittingly fapping to Joshua.'' I am even more sorry about that, because I sold you out like that. If you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I would deeply appreciate it. I was runnin' and hidin' from you because of A) the guilt I felt from those past actions, B) I felt afraid of what you might to do me in response to that, and C) My father advised me against talking to you, due to the past accusation. I will confess the church fiasco to him tonight. And if you still want to put me in that movie, I will discuss the details of a meeting between you, me and Vanessa over the phone later. The trolls are watching my e-mails, so I am unable to divulge any specific details, as the trolls can and will find me there and haunt me; they are truly devious and malicous; they would even probably find a way around any security measures. Peace, and TTYL,Christian.}}

After this email, Joshua would begin to imitate Vanessa Hudgens over a series of conversations, using his own screen name for all except one.

[[File:ChriswVanessa.jpg|thumb|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVED.]]

==Vanessa AIM Chats==
These chats were procured by [[CWCki]]pedian [[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]], as Josh had no problem in handing over chatlogs to whoever asked.

===Chat 1===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 1}}

On 6 April 2009, Vanessa Hudgens borrows Joshua's AIM to talk with Chris. In this chat, Chris tried to get Vanessa to give him a part in a movie. Toward that end, she talks him into doing [[A CWC Audition]]. In this chat, Chris talks about [[God and Jesus]] telling him that [[Ivy]] is his true [[sweetheart]], and appears to believe that the priority in having a sweetheart is to fix his [[biological clock]], which has since [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|broken]].

===Chat 2===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 2}}

Took place on 14 April 2009. Vanessa wastes little time in trying to seduce Chris. Chris remains faithful to Ivy for a few minutes before delving into disgusting cyber-[[hanky-panky]], showcasing some disturbing sexual habits, including playing the female role, barking like a dog and [[Family Guy|shouting "SHAZAM!" during intercourse]].

===Chat 3===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 3}}

Took place on 16 April 2009. Chris essentially denies that the previous chat ever happened and manages to resist Vanessa's ham-handed attempts at seducing him. He claims not to remember who [[Blanca]] was, and admits that he would take a dildo up his ass for his [[Ivy|true love]].

===Chat 4===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 4}}

Took place on 19 April 2009. Chris continues to retcon reality and establish that he loves Vanessa only as a [[gal-pal]]. He spends the rest of the chat trying to arrange a meeting with her.

===Chat 5===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 5}}

Took place on 20 April 2009. Chris and Vanessa continue to arrange their meeting, with Vanessa offering her ideas of what Chris should wear. Her intention seems to be to make him look like a moron.

===Chat 6===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 6}}

Took place on 21 April 2009. Chris talks about his past [[Chris and the Law|indiscretions]], discusses Ivy's influence on ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', and describes his martial prowess.

===Chat 7===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 7}}

Took place on 22 April 2009. Chris and Vanessa talk more about what he would do for Ivy. Their discussion mostly centers around the things he would shove up his rectum for her.

===Chat 8===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 8}}

Took place on 27 April 2009. Chris actually believes that Vanessa came to meet him and talks about having to evade [[Snorlax]] to come and see her. He briefly talks about getting [[Clyde Cash]] locked up.

===Chat 9===
{{main|Vanessa AIM Chat 9}}

Took place on 30 April 2009. Joshua finally gets around to creating a separate screen name for Vanessa. Chris accepts that he might fuck two [[homos|gay guys]] with Ivy if she asked. He also appears to confuse Megan Fox with Vanessa, in an incredible [[autism|failure]] of facial and body recognition.

==The end==
Eventually, [[Bob]] and [[Barb]] found out that Josh had used the Vanessa persona to con Chris into buying an overpriced [[PSP]] from him. Bob and Barb went to the [[Jerkops|police]] with the intent of capturing Josh. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker]] intervened and asked the police to investigate the trolls. Because of this, Ivy broke her ties with Chris. Additionally, Bob and Barb also found out that Chris had been stealing money from Barb. Because of this, Bob decided to take matters into his own hands and sue Josh in a small claims court. What happened afterwards is not known, however, it is clear that once Josh was found out, he went quiet, and has not interacted with Chris ever since. <ref name="Ivy" />

==See also==
* [[Lori Lopez]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==
* {{w|Vanessa Hudgens|Wikipedia article on Vanessa Hudgens}}
{{VanessaSaga}}
{{Love quest}}

{{succession|label=Vanessa Saga|prevlink=N/A|nextlink=[[Vanessa AIM Chat 1]]|}}

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Central Virginia Regional Jail

2022-05-04T06:37:03Z

Fiddy: Linked "restricted" to the Jail section of "List of places that have banned Chris"

{{quote|This facility is 2/5 stars.|Chris<ref name=25letter>[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]]</ref>}}

[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|left|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot in [[August 2021]]. He clearly liked being there!]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot upon being returned to CVRJ in [[May 2022]], his smile and optimism gone.]]

'''Central Virginia Regional Jail''' (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail")<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref> serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. Chris was sent to the jail following his [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts on his mother]]<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref> where he was held without bond from 2 [[August 2021]] through 28 [[February 2022]] - [[:Template:MentalHospital|when he was transferred to an unconfirmed facility]] - and again from 3 [[May 2022]] onwards.

In an [[October 2021]] letter to a fan, Chris rated the jail accommodations two out of five stars, praising the "mostly good" food, good selection of items in the commissary, and the rec room, and criticizing attitudes from jail [[jerkops]] and noisy cellmates.<ref name=25letter></ref> In another letter, Chris claimed to have a bidet in his jail cell, possibly referring to the sink/toilet combo common in jails.<ref name=16Novletter>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>

Chris was evidently in protective custody as of [[November 2021]], noting in a jail letter that "I do not interact with other inmates often, especially since they've opted to keep me separated from them for my safety."<ref name=storiesletter>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>

For activities, Chris mentioned playing solo basketball, listening to the radio, reading, writing, drawing,<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> and placed heavy emphasis on [[meditation]].<ref name=storiesletter></ref> On 30 November, Chris said in a letter that he had been [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Jail_facilities|restricted]] from the rec room and could no longer play basketball.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Jail Saga]]

{{References}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Places}}

September 2021

2021-09-25T03:52:33Z

Fiddy: Linked Chris' Letter.

{{Ongoing}}

'''September''' is the ninth month of [[2021]]. Like most of [[August 2021|the previous month]], Chris has been silent due to being [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|in jail]] - with the sole exception of an letter written to [[Null]]. His next court appearance was initially scheduled to occur on the 16th,<ref name="initial_trial">[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Greene County Record] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref> but was delayed to [[November 2021|mid-November]],<ref name="ContinuanceDate">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]</ref> due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]].<ref name="ContinuanceReason">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-4#post-9990379 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 4)]</ref>

==Highlights==
* '''6 September''' - The ten-year anniversary of [[Bob]]'s passing.
* '''6 September''' - A [[Carpetbaggers|carpetbagger]], [[Winfield Winfield]], visits [[14 Branchland Court]] to take pictures and a video of the house and the surrounding property, promoting his book throughout.<ref name="WinfieldPictures">[https://archive.md/y3BeJ Archived tweets], [https://kiwifarms.ru/threads/new-updates-gibi-had-a-discord-server-with-many-literal-children-big-yikes.97655/page-33#post-9935607 video on Kiwi Farms]</ref> After being called out for trying to make a profit off of the [[Incest|situation]], he promptly deletes everything.<ref name="deletions">[https://kiwifarms.ru/threads/new-updates-gibi-had-a-discord-server-with-many-literal-children-big-yikes.97655/page-33#post-9933233 Winfield Winfield deletes the posts]</ref>
* '''10 September''' - Audio of [[Randy Stair#Video|Chris channeling mass shooter Randy Stair]] is leaked to the public.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sean-walker-psychic-espeon-wct-encouraged-chris-to-channel-spree-killer-randy-stair-new-leak.97689/post-9947158 Sean Walker thread, Kiwi Farms]</ref>
* '''16 September''' - Chris's incest trial is given a continuance to 18 November 2021.<ref name="ContinuanceDate">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]</ref>
* '''18 September''' - ''[[Family Guy]]'' airs for the last time on [[Adult Swim]], due to the show's rights transferring to Disney following their purchase of Fox.<ref>[https://deadline.com/2019/04/fx-networks-nabs-off-network-rights-to-family-guy-bobs-burgers-fxx-to-share-family-guy-with-freeform-1202591604/ FX Networks Nabs Off-Network Rights To ‘Family Guy’ & ‘Bob’s Burgers’; FXX To Share ‘Family Guy’ With Freeform]</ref>
* '''19 September''' - Chris writes a letter in jail directed to Null.
* '''20 September''' - Exactly two weeks after the previous act of [[ween]]ery, someone visits Barb to get info on Chris and predictably gets no information from her. They deleted the video a day after uploading, but not before it being archived.<ref name="visit">[[Fan_visits#Barb_Visit|Barb Visit]]</ref>
* '''24 September''' - Null receives [[Chris%27s_Letter_to_Null|Chris's letter]] in the mail and posts it publicly on the [[Kiwi Farms]].<ref name="ChrisLetter">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-writes-me-from-prison-dated-september-19th-2021.100951/ Chris writes me from Prison (dated September 19th, 2021)]</ref>

==References==
<references/>

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Chris and reality

2020-12-31T04:04:34Z

Fiddy: Rephrased a difficult to understand sentence

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{{quote|You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris, [[December 2016]], in a rare moment of self-awareness on his habit of escapism.<ref name=rare>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#State of CWC's life]]</ref>}}
[[File:30yrslater.jpg|thumb|250px|This is what Chris actually believes.]]
[[File:Ideaguy poster.jpg|thumb|right|250px|thumb|… for real.]]

'''Reality''' is a concept that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] desperately tries to avoid acknowledging, instead retreating to the comfort of his imaginary world and hoping that reality will eventually bend to his whims. Many people with [[autism]] struggle to distinguish between reality and fantasy, but most make an effort to reduce the impact on their lives. Chris, on the other hand, embraces his realm of fantasy, especially as escapism from [[stress]], life responsibilities, and his bleak future, trapping himself in a feedback loop whereby his real-world life and issues are further neglected while his devotion to his fantasies gets stronger.

Notably, Chris believes that [[CWCville]] and his [[imaginary friends]] are real: Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with them on many occasions, and even believes that he is [[Polyamorous marriage|married]] to imaginary people. Chris also holds many delusions of grandeur, from believing he has the power to curse people,<ref>According to [[Jackie Chat 5]] and [[Jackie E-mails 16]], Chris wrote that Sonichu was in Mary Lee Walsh’s office with him: he then pretended to be Sonichu himself and delivered a lecture, before using the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack.</ref> to thinking he has [[PsychicPowers|psychic powers]], and even believing he is a [[CPU Blue Heart|goddess]] with the power to unite entire [[dimensions]] — and that this [[Dimensional Merge]] would make him rich and bring his fictional characters, and those of others, to life.

Chris's perception of reality has been on a downward spiral for most of his life, due to a lifetime of being coddled by his parents. Following the death of his [[father]] in 2011, and amid the increasing infirmity of his [[mother]], Chris was forced into shouldering more responsibilities which he was mentally ill-equipped to bear, and consequently, he invested more heavily in magical beliefs as solutions to the problems presented by reality. In 2017, the [[Idea Guys]], trolls who utilized role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further exacerbated Chris's grasp of reality, giving validation to his fantasies and encouraging him to stay rooted in his fantasy world — a trend continued at present-day by waves of [[enablers]].

Chris maintains his beliefs even in the face of mental health professionals — for nine months between summer 2018 and spring 2019, he was required to see a psychiatrist and therapy group at [[Region Ten]] and told them of his beliefs on his imaginary friends and multiple dimensions, to which their reaction was to simply hand-wave him through their program.

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== Causes of Chris’s poor grip on reality ==

===Parental enabling===
Although autism is one major factor, [[Borb|his parents]] contributed a lot towards Chris’s warped perception of anyone or anything that antagonizes him: Bob and Barbara regularly fed Chris conciliatory platitudes about how he was mistreated out of jealousy, and that “special rules” exist for the benefit of autistic people. The platitudes cemented Chris’s [[Chris and his Ego|all-pervasive sense of entitlement]], as well as his indiscriminate belief that anything bad that happened to him was a conspiracy, whether or not it was caused by his [[slow-in-the-minds|stupidity]] or [[Chris and negotiation|stubbornness]].

===Psychological problems===

The only known formal diagnoses of Chris are [[autism]], dating from when he was five or six years old, and [[transgender|gender dysphoria]], officially diagnosed in 2016. However, his behavior in adulthood suggests he has undiagnosed issues.

Chris exhibits signs of {{W|maladaptive daydreaming}}, a psychiatric disorder comprised of vivid daydreams and excessive fantasies that can interfere with socializing or even replace it altogether. This behavior is observed in Chris with his [[imaginary friends]] and [[CWCville]], the [[Dimensional Merge]], and especially the [[polyamorous marriage]]. Maladaptive Daydreaming is also associated with pacing and musical stimulation. Eyewitness accounts of Chris such as [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]] mention these behaviors in him. Chris also stated that music from his phone is his method for [[meditation]].<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref>

[[File:I'm Done Adulting T-shirt.png|thumb|200px|Chris wearing his "I'm Done Adulting" T-shirt while begging for money and surrounded by toys in [[Patreon announcement]].]]

{{w|Peter Pan syndrome}} is a pop psychology term to describe those who are immature and refuse to grow up and accept adult responsibilities. Chris has demonstrated this with his refusal to seek [[work]], instead [[beg]]ging for money or ignoring his [[debt]] payments to afford more toys. An [[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)|eyewitness to one of Chris's debt hearings]] noted that Chris was "trying hard to revert to childhood", based on how he made childish noises during his time in the courtroom and talked back to his mother in a childlike voice. The Dimensional Merge represents Chris's ultimate desire to hide from adult responsibilities, as he believes it will grant his wildest power fantasies and enable him to continue living like a child. Chris's devotion to rejecting adult life has warped his perception of reality, as he spends all of his free time playing make-believe as if it were a religion.

A common theory since the Dimensional Merge saga unfolded is that Chris may have schizophrenia, based on his rantings about his imaginary world seeming as if he cannot distinguish between reality and fantasy. However, a closer look at Chris's ramblings shows that he's capable of discerning the difference, but avoids it in order to preserve his escapist fantasies. Unlike a schizophrenic, Chris will distinguish between reality (or as he calls it, [[1218]]) and his fantasy domain (named [[C-197]]).

{{quote|Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris's reaction when reality's dimension and his fantasy dimension did not merge as predicted,<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref> a prime example of him being able to differentiate reality from his escapist fantasies.}}

{{quote|though not fully doable on the 1218 side of the Dimensional Curtain yet, [I am] able to draw up a water-to-wine conversion and vice-versa.|Chris<ref>[[Reddit]]</ref> showing he is aware he doesn't have super-powers in reality.}}

Also unlike a schizophrenic, Chris's fantasies do not involve paranoia or hallucinations and are entirely self-serving. While Chris has made statements implying he is hallucinating, such as when he insists he can see or interact with his [[imaginary friends]], he often omits that he uses techniques such as [[meditation]] or astral projection, another indicator that his issue is Maladaptive Daydreaming.

{{quote|I’ve had to commute to here, Dimension C-197, via astral projection [...] The tough part is having to leave my body behind in 1218. [...] Oh, but very soon, I shall finally, finally, be able to bring mys--body here to C-197.|Chris giving a rare explanation on how he delves into his fantasy world.<ref>[[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]]</ref>}}

Chris' behavior and beliefs however align at least somewhat with [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizotypal_personality_disorder| Schizotypal personality disorder], which is thought to exist on a spectrum with Schizophrenia. With him matching at least six of the nine diagnostic criteria in the DSM-5:

*ideas of reference (believing that [[Corona | certain]] generally innocuous [[Dimensional Merge | events ]] hold special meaning or messages for oneself)
*[[CPU Blue Heart | strange beliefs]] or [[magical thinking]] that [[Mary Lee Walsh | influences behavior]] and is inconsistent with [[Hyperdimension Neptunia | subcultural norms]]
*[[Imaginary friends | abnormal perceptual experiences, including bodily illusions]]
*[[Conspiracy theories | suspiciousness]] or [[Greene County Conspiracy | paranoid ideation]]
*[[Saga | strange behavior]] or [[Chris and fashion | appearance]]
*excessive social anxiety that does not diminish with familiarity and tends to be associated with paranoid fears rather than negative judgments about self, (whilst Chris was largely comfortable around his paid for [[Gal-Pal | companions]] during [[Manchester High School | High School]], his interaction with both the [[Love Quest | fairer sex]] and [[Man in the pickle suit | pickle bearers]] have since been riddled with [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor | paranoid fears]] and [[Manajerks | delusions]])

The last three symptoms however, namely:
*strange thinking and speech
*lack of close friends
*inappropriate or constricted affect
whilst also present in Chris, can be almost exclusively attributed to his [[autism]], much like his [[narcissism]]. Also Schizotypal individuals generally do not develop the [[CPU Blue Heart | grandiose delusions]] he has developed over the years and are generally reclusive. So further digging than internet armchair analysis is required, which Chris of course will likely never receive, thanks to his [[Chris and mental healthcare | adamant refusal]] to seek out help voluntarily or benefit from professional help that is forced upon him.

===Lack of grounding in the real world===
[[File:Artist_Depiction_of_Chris_mind.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris's imaginary world collapsing in on itself.]]
Chris's lack of purpose, combined with his enormous [[ego]], further fuels his disconnection from reality, compelling him to instead seek out purpose with make-believe, such as being the mayor of [[CWCville]] and being the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]].

Since the government provides for him with the [[monthly tugboat]] — along with money from financial [[enablers]] — and his parents always providing a roof over his head, Chris has never had incentive to [[Chris and work|get a job]]. Without the structure that a job, even a minimum-waged or volunteer position, would impart to him, Chris is instead free to wallow in his fantasies.

Chris's hobbies are mostly limited to [[Netflix]], [[video games]], [[YouTube]], and [[Twitter]]. Despite supposedly having a calling for art, he rarely draws like he used to. While video games can stimulate the brain, his hobbies leave little room for creativity or substantial self-improvement. Even a simple hobby like photography would be a big step up from Chris's current avocations.

Chris rarely leaves his [[room]], instead preferring to [[daydream]] for "three to six hours per day<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes]]</ref>". When he does socialize, it is mainly on his terms, role-playing with enablers who keep him invested in his fantasies or appearing at conventions with [[fans]] who treat him as a celebrity.

{{quote|As for what I do while awake, on the recent, I get up, take my meds, meditate while playing Tetris 99 to at least take on the daily tasks for the game. Most days, I go out on errand or simple walking [...] Anyway, during the time at home, I tend to binge a show, do some drawing or creative, work (namely the [[TSSSF]] cards and the comic pages).|Chris describing his day-to-day life.<ref>[[Discord]]</ref>}}

===Escapist fantasies===
[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|200|Chris will sit down and calculate the number of casualties in his [[Dimensional Merge]] fantasy but won't write up a budget plan for paying off his [[debt]].]]

Chris embraces his fantasies as escapism, overindulging in them to the point that his interest in them has largely eclipsed his real world life. When his childlike lifestyle conflicts with the responsibilities associated with being an adult, Chris retreats to his fantasy realm to cope.

This habit became especially prevalent in the years following the September 2011 death of his [[father]], after which Chris found himself thrust into the world of adult responsibilities as he had to do tasks such as pay his bills and help take care of his [[mother]] and pets. Chris was 29 years old when his father passed away; while most people would be accustomed to dealing with responsibilities by that age, Chris was unprepared for the burden since his parents had sheltered him up to that point for example, until he died, his father had managed Chris's bank account due to his fiscal irresponsibility<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 8]]</ref>.

{{quote|When my father was alive, I had more freedom; now that he has passed, I lost a lot of freedom and remain to take after the tasks he had left behind. [...] You can only escape in your mental depths and recluse for so long before you are pulled back to reality, and too many things leave you feeling like you get little peace at home.|Chris.<ref name=rare></ref>}}

Chris occasionally whined on social media about his position in having to help take care of his mother and pets — his statements gradually revealing more of his retreat into escapist fantasies.

In September 2012, he complained:

{{quotebox|Everybody else gets to go out for a fun and good time; I am stuck care-giving my mother and our [[dogs]], and it is Very Stressful on me.<ref>[[September 2012 Facebook posts#I Require Friends]]</ref>}}

In January 2013, Chris was hoping for a [[sweetheart]] to rescue him from his life:

{{quotebox|I need my Sweetheart-to-be to make me happy; my heart hurts literally from my depression and loneliness. Serving my mother is not a final purpose to me, and my social life is very slim. I feel like I lack direction in my life as well.<ref>[[January 2013 Facebook posts#Chris needs direction]]</ref>}}

By October 2017, Chris was immersed in his escapism; from his list of reasons for refusing to get a job, half involved his devotion to his fantasies:

{{quotebox|I Have a TON and S***-Load of Responsibilities and Worries here at home care-taking my mother, dogs, cats, and to my own passion of my [[Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon]] Family, my City of Cwcville, my own Only-Me Psychic Connection [[Imaginary friends|to my family and friends there]], in that dimension. So, I'll be darned if I Do Not already have enough on my plate<ref>[[Kiwi Farms#Posts]]</ref>}}

Chris's desire to be rescued from reality left him desperate for his fantasies to be validated, his mentality similar to people willing to join cults. On 25 October 2017, the first of the [[Idea Guys]] entered the picture.

===Cult of the Idea Guys===
{{main|Idea Guys|Enablers|List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris}}
{{quote|I feel need to also thank them for adding more connection between our sister dimension and I|Chris on the Idea Guys, retaining his cultist mentality several months after they had been ousted.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1017879233119469568</ref>}}

[[File:IdeaGuyCwc News Media.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris fell for this fake news graphic made by the original Idea Guy as part of his plot to convince Chris he was providing information from [[CWCville]]'s dimension.]]

On 25 [[October 2017]], Joshua Wise, the first of a duo that would later be dubbed the Idea Guys, contacted Chris.<ref>Date given in [[Sonichu 13]].</ref> Initially as an experiment to gauge Chris's gullibility, Wise began a plot to manipulate Chris into believing that Wise had made it into [[CWCville]]'s dimension. Drawing from his experience in role-playing communities and borrowing lore from video game/anime series ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', Wise crafted an elaborate narrative which included edited image graphics, doctored audio clips such as [[Red Forest]], and role-playing as Chris's [[imaginary friends]]. Chris, by this point in his life desperate for his fantasies to be validated, eagerly accepted Wise's claims.<ref name=IGQA>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

The association between Wise and Chris morphed into cult leader and devout follower. Wise brainwashed Chris's beliefs on CWCville and his imaginary friends, such as by claiming CWCville to be [[Operation BARBarossa|occupied by Nazis]], that [[Rosechu]] is a transgender woman, and that Chris is [[Polyamorous marriage|married to imaginary friends]], with Chris accepting it as fact.

At some point, the second Idea Guy, Stephen Boyd, joined with Wise. Together, the two exploited their influence over Chris and had him make false statements for blackmail purposes and conned Chris into giving them thousands of dollars under threats they would destroy CWCville and release the blackmail material if he failed to comply.<ref name=extortionists></ref> Their activities caught the attention of people in Chris's inner circle, who formed a group later termed the [[Guard Dogs]] to counteract the Idea Guys and remove them from power. However, even after the ousting, and though the Guard Dogs tried to encourage him to seek therapy at [[Region Ten]], Chris still retained most of the beliefs the Idea Guys had brainwashed into him over the six months they were in power. Guard Dog Marvin explained Chris's perspective:

{{quoteboxgreen|"Reality" is a malleable concept to Chris.

To Chris, that these losers were pretending to be imaginary characters doesn't mean they they didn't unwittingly connect with their counterparts in the other dimension or whatever. So yeah, he thinks Wise and Boyd were assholes who stumbled upon some magic or some shit.

Chris is mostly mad about money first and being made to embarrass himself second.

In regards to why he still maintains a lot of their canon, it's because Chris is too invested in his imaginary world to give up on it so easily. I think after Wise and Boyd were outed, he felt really uncomfortable about retconning most of their changes. Because if he retcons the past six months, then fuck, why can't he retcon all of it? That would make him feel really uneasy about the possible reality of his imaginary world.

That reality is most important to him.<ref>https://archive.md/9GYiD</ref>}}

The post-Idea Guys era ignited a wave of [[enablers]] who sought to use the Idea Guys' tactics to worm their way into Chris's life. For a few months, the Guard Dogs attempted to protect Chris by screening his messages for him. However, given Chris's refusal to address his psychological weaknesses and willingness to find others to play make-believe with, the enablers eventually broke past their defenses, leading to the Guard Dogs washing their hands of Chris. The [[Teen Troon Squad]] in fall 2018, [[MKRNightVee]] in winter 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]] in summer 2019, and a myriad of [[other enablers]] took turns role-playing with Chris and enabling his fantasies in exchange for his attention. In addition, using lore brute-forced into his head by the Idea Guys, Chris declared himself to be a goddess — [[CPU Blue Heart]] — and began to preach about the [[Dimensional Merge]], further intensifying the cult vibes of his beliefs.

==Consequences==
[[File:Discord3.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The fictional superweapon Kadingir, as depicted in anime series ''Symphogear''. The Idea Guys used this image to con Chris into believing they had the capability to destroy the moon and CWCville.<ref>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref>]]

Beyond making a fool of himself, Chris's poor grasp of reality has compelled him to self-harm and fall for con men exploiting his beliefs.

===Self-harm===
{{w|Gender dysphoria|Late-onset gender dysphoria}} is a psychological disorder describing those who identify with another gender over their own, and can present with the desire to be rid of their primary sex characteristics and prefer those of the other gender. Like with everything else in life, Chris sought out [[magical thinking]] to treat his gender dysphoria.

In March 2016, he discovered [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]], a collection of music tracks on YouTube claiming to, among other things, magically grant larger breasts and transform a penis into a vagina. Chris's confirmation bias over his breasts increasing, crediting it to the mysticism instead of his {{w|gynecomastia}} and [[My Breast Massage Routine 18+|poor measuring of his chest]], led him to believe that the claims made by the channel were true.

He pursued the penis-vagina transformation, and began to prod his taint while under the impression there was a hidden vagina there.<ref>[[Reddit#Can males be born with a hidden vagina (minus the uterus)? (3 July 2016)]]</ref> Though the Subliminal channel claimed the transformation would take six months, Chris eventually lost patience. In July 2016, he grabbed a knife and made a [[self-inflicted taint wound]] to an effort to free his vagina. Chris's devotion to the delusion was so potent that he initially resisted efforts by concerned fans to pressure him into going to the hospital, though he eventually wore down and admitted it was a wound and obeyed treatment instructions.

===Con artists===
While Chris has long been taken advantage of by trolls, the tactics and goals from the likes of the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] surpass the typical catfishing-for-content.

The Idea Guys gradually built up a strong psychological hold over Chris by affirming his fantasies and playing along with them, to the point where Chris had full faith over anything they told him. They then used their influence to con Chris out of $6,000 by threatening to blow up [[CWCville]] with a moon laser if he failed to comply, manipulate him into punching his mother, and had him make videos [[Chris slaps himself|slapping himself in the face]] and shitting on the floor.<ref name=extortionists>https://archive.md/uwFMy/</ref> Things became even darker when the Idea Guys threatened to falsely report Chris as a [[Pedofork|pedophile]] to the FBI if he stopped supplying them with vast sums of money, consoles and games, thus deepening the [[Financhu Crisis]].

Jacob Sockness, following the example set by the Idea Guys, nearly succeeded in manipulating Chris into a sexual relationship, holding the [[Dimensional Merge]] over his head and [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faking a conversation with Chris's imaginary friend]] to convince him they should meet and consider marriage.

Though both the Idea Guys and Sockness were eventually ousted — by people countering their role-playing with their own — Chris has failed to learn and continues to leave the gates to his imaginary realm open to anyone who will validate his fantasies further.

==Fantasy and fiction==
{{quote|You think that comic character wouldn't have its own thoughts and feelings?|Chris's question to [[Alec Benson Leary]].}}
{{quote|NO!|Alec's response.}}
{{quote|You are [[naïve]].|Chris's response to Alec.<ref name="ABL call 2">[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2]]</ref>}}
[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|The chances of this happening are staggering.]]

By the time the internet first discovered him circa 2007, Chris already held beliefs that CWCville and his imaginary friends were real, and that he had the power to curse people. Since then, as a maladaptive coping mechanism for his real-world life crumbling around him, Chris gradually took on larger-scale fantasies, such as [[Dimensions|parallel dimensions]].

=== CWCville ===

{{main|CWCville}}

CWCville is Chris’s original vision of an imaginary and idyllic fantasy world, where everything is build around his comfort and convenience, and where he enjoys great power with scant responsibility. Chris believes that CWCville is real, and uses the city as a way to “escape” from a world that does not [[Chris and his Ego|give Chris what he wants]]. CWCville was originally an infill city within the state of [[Virginia]], but it became part of the larger [[C-197|C-197 dimension]] when Chris started toying with the [[Dimensional Merge]].

All of Chris's characters are aware that Chris is the creator of their reality. Sonichu and Rosechu both refer to him as "father", in much the same way [[Chris and religion|a Christian might consider God to be his or her Creator]] (it is unknown if the comic exists in the universe of CWCville). Chris believes his characters possess the free will to make their own decisions, and that he is not responsible for their actions. This is how various events, both major and minor, such as Sonichu and Rosechu's wedding, the birth of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|their children]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu Page on CWCipedia</ref> [[Kel]]'s romance with [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]],<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref> and even [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] and [[Blake]]'s wedding<ref>[[I_Am_The_TRUE,_Original_CCWC#A_history_.286:02_to_9:34.29 I Am The TRUE, ORIGINAL CCWC]]</ref> are said to actually happen "off-screen", instead of just being a [[Chris and writing|spur-of-the-moment throwaway plot elements]] that Chris is [[stress|too lazy to depict]]. Without prior explanation, Chris made a "spoiler" in his own comic that [[Magi-Chan]] will eventually get together with [[Silvana]], implying that, in Chris's head, this has already "happened".<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_10/Page_37 Issue 10 Page 37</ref> It is [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Slaweel Ryam]], not Chris, who apologizes for slandering [[Mary Lee Walsh]].<ref>[[Mary Lee Walsh#Possible reconciliation]]</ref> Chris once justified his refusal to write Simonla out of the comic by saying that she would not want to leave CWCville, and that she and [[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] would fight for her right to stay.<ref>[[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!]]</ref>

Chris considers everything drawn, written, or even said about CWCville to be canonical if he's the one stating it (regardless of contradictions) and feels it necessary to explain away undesirable changes to CWCville made as a result of outside influences (e.g. [[BILLY MAYS]], [[Julie Reveals Herself|as Mayor]]). The fact that he needs to explain this in his comic pages shows that he assumes everyone else shares this belief as well. Despite considering his own judgement infallible as applied to his own work, he forces [[Alec Benson Leary calls|others]] to accept the "corrections" he has made to theirs.

When the [[Asperpedia Four]] used systematic trolling to make Chris kill off the character [[Simonla Rosechu#Simonla as the Lynchpin|Simonla]], Chris viewed it as a deliberate attack on his fantasy world. CWCville, which had always been Chris's way of retreat from the real world, had been infiltrated by outside forces and was no longer impenetrable, so this is likely why Chris put the comic on hiatus; to stop outside forces from causing any more damage.

Chris's beliefs are such that he even claims to hold the distinction of Mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE".<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> He only admits that CWCville is not real when he intends to pacify others he sees as too slow in the mind to comprehend this idea. He most likely defends this belief because he has accomplished and produced virtually nothing worthwhile in his life, and he likes to pretend that he has made a positive impact on something — if only on a metaphysical level. In his opinion, anyone who does not accept this worldview is "[[Chris and hypocrisy|naïve]]".

On 23 July 2017, Chris responded to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]], who wondered why Chris wouldn't reboot his comics. As a response, Chris explained that if he were to reboot his comics, that would mean that history in the canon would have to start all over again, and all of the characters would have to start over from their original origins. Essentially, he thinks that if he pulls the plug on his Sonichu franchise and reboots it, that would mean that [[Chris and death|all of his characters would die, and they would somehow reincarnate into their newer upgraded versions]].

{{quote|I believe in the alternate dimensions where each set or all of our animated characters reside and live their lives, and continue growing long after their series is finished (or stay kids; whatever).|Chris to [[Doopie]].<ref>[[Doopie E-mails#Hey, Danielle]]</ref>}}

=== Dimensions ===
{{main|Dimensions|Dimensional Merge}}

{{quote|the moment I brought up the multiverse, he listened.|The original [[Idea Guy]] on how he got Chris's attention.<ref name=IGQA></ref>}}

Chris’s belief in alternative dimensions enables him to disconnect from the poor and mundane life he currently resides in and to shift responsibility over personality flaws to an alternative Chris.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> It gives him solace to believe that he, or other versions of himself, exist in other places where he is content, successful, and surrounded by characters and people who love him. The Idea Guys exploited Chris's nascent beliefs and desires on other dimensions and further shaped them as part of their cult-like grip over his beliefs.

The Dimensional Merge is Chris's ultimate escapist fantasy, enabling him to think he is powerful, wealthy, with real friends and a happy marriage, all just waiting for him on the other side of the "dimensional curtain". A concept originally created by the Idea Guys and later expanded on by Chris with the help of fantasy enablers, the Merge is his hope that the sister dimensions 1218 and C-197 will unify, with him overseeing the merge in his role as the goddess [[CPU Blue Heart]]. The dimension "1218" (sometimes referred to as "Earth 1218") is the dimension of reality. The dimension "C-197" is the designation for Chris's imaginary world which contains all of his favorite fictional characters and [[OC]]s. The Merge was originally scheduled to complete by the end of [[2018]] leaving behind a universe known as 1C-211987 with elements of both sister dimensions and enable Chris to realize his dream of hanging out with Sonichu and his pals.

===Imaginary friends===
{{main|Imaginary friends}}

{{quote|I don't have to Justify [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]; they can take of that themselves.|[[Chris]], being completely delusional in [[IRC (20 January 2009)]].}}

{{quote|And One Day, Very Soon, [[Polyamorous marriage|my family]] and I will be able to show ourselves to you all, then you will be taking back your own “scizzo” labels. Harrumph!|Chris, nine years later.<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/999998606034784256</ref>}}

[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|Chris overhears a conversation held by his imaginary friend [[Night Star]].]]

A mix of maladaptive coping and maladaptive daydreaming, Chris's belief in imaginary friends is a primary means of escapism for him. He believes that he can communicate with them via [[meditation]] sessions — in reality conflating his inner monologue with the imagined voices of his fictional friends.

There are many instances of Chris trying to interact with his imaginary friends over the years, becoming more prevalent over time as his desire for escapism grows. Examples include [[Imaginary friends#Sonichu|his confrontation]] with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in 2004, his [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|imaginary dance partner]] at the 2017 BronyCon gala, and social media messages near the end of the 2010s written either from a point of view of any of his [[OC]]s<ref>[[MagiChan111448 tweets#Heart attack|Twitter messages]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> or in which he claims to be with any of them.<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|Twitter messages]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref>

In fall 2017, the Idea Guys role-played as Chris's own imaginary friends, giving Chris validation over his preexisting notions and further fueling his maladaptive behavior — such as by convincing Chris that his imaginary friends will be united with him in the [[Dimensional Merge]] and that he is married to several of them in a [[polyamorous marriage]].

===Magical thinking===
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{{quote|Quite frankly I believe you are wasting your time there are more productive things in life than levitating a pen put your energy into those.|Magician Uri Geller's advice for Chris, who had asked Uri for help training his psychic powers.<ref name=uri>[[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am Not wasting my time!|Chris's reply.}}

Chris's habit of magical thinking is another maladaptive coping method, manifesting in delusions of grandeur. Instead of putting in effort to improve his own life, Chris prefers to believe that magic will do it for him. In addition, he believes that magic will allow him to neutralize his perceived enemies.

{{quote|I intend to do a LOT more good with my Psychic Powers to bring Peace and take down up to All of the Internet Haters and Bullies! I Need to do all these in my own control.|Chris<ref name=uri></ref>}}

Chris believes he has an array of magic powers. Most notable is the ability to [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] his enemies (as well as to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|undo it]]). Others include [[Sarah May Skype Logs|communicating with the dead]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|brainwashing people]], and [[psychic powers]].

===Superstitions===
[[Image:Chris_chan_and_reality_jpg.jpg|450px|thumb|left|Great party, isn't it?]]

While most of Chris's superstitions are his own, he also takes part in popular superstitions as well. Autistic people in general tend to be predisposed to wishful and magical thinking, finding superstitions to be comforting.

Chris dislikes the number 13, because he thinks it is an unlucky number: triskaidekaphobia (the fear of 13) is already a common American superstition, with {{w|Microsoft Office}} notably skipping version 13 during the development of Office 2010.<ref>Flynn, David, [https://web.archive.org/web/20090206073052/http://apcmag.com/microsoft_to_skip_unlucky_office_13.htm/ ‘Microsoft to skip "unlucky" Office 13’], ''Australian Personal Computer (APC)'', 29 March 2007 (accessed 6 May 2019).</ref> However, Chris's fear of the number 13 had an unusual effect on the numbering of the ''Sonichu'' comics, where ''Sonichu #13'' was numbered as [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]] (showing his incompetency with either logic or [[math]])<ref>[[CLog 08142017 - More Positive Content|Captain’s Log, 14 August 2017 (''More Positive Content'')]].</ref> and where the Episode ''"One Lucky Dog"'' from [[Sonichu 6|''Sonichu'' #6]] was labelled "[[Sonichu 6#Episode 12.5: "One Lucky Dog"|Episode 12.5]]".<ref>[https://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchuComic7P1.htm Sonichu 6, Page 1.]</ref> On [[Twitter]], when going into multi-tweet rants, Chris numbers the tweets. For Twitter messages which exceed 12 tweets, Chris either replaces the number 13 with a repeated 12 or with 12-9.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1023969772168511488</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1006915844016869377</ref><ref>It should be noted that there are more sensible ways for avoiding the use of the number 13, even if it is necessary to maintain the consistency of numbering. They include:
* Renumbering 13 as 12A, 12½ or 12.5;
* Renumbering 13 as 12B, and renumber 12 as 12A.</ref>

Chris has also shown belief in astrology. He included his and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]]'s zodiac signs in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares|Life-Shares]]. In his [[OkCupid]] profile, he wrote that his sign is "Pisces, and it's fun to think about". He wrote to [[Jessica Quinn]], "I am emotion-prone, and I tend to do as I feel and life flows, like the Pisces I was born under."<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts]]</ref> One of the quotes on his first Facebook was "I was born under the Sign of PISCES, the sign of the PROVIDER. I am fully capable of providing the necessities, and then some, for the Lucky Woman who loves me for me, and becomes my True Sweetheart". His belief in star signs may explain why he holds such a high significance to his [[birthday]].

Chris places significance on his [[Amnyfest Ring|birthstone]], which he calls "[[Speech impediment|amnyfest]]". He believes the class ring with the stone is what gives him power, and even pointed it out to [[Emily]] on their date. More recently, he has attached an amethyst quartz crystal to his [[medallion]].

==In the real world==
===Science and technology===
{{main|Chris and science}}
{{quote|I do not even know of the symptoms, because, again, if I literally overthought about it, I would be at greater risk of infecting myself from reading and repeating the list in my mind. It’s Neurotypical and idiotic for anyone to do that and overthink it.|Chris rationalizes staying ignorant of the viral disease [[COVID-19‎‎]].<ref name=viral>[[March 2020 social media posts#Chris finally weighs in on the coronavirus pandemic]]</ref>}}

Chris seems completely unaware of what current technology is and is not capable of. In his [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu article] on the [[CWCipedia]], he suggests that Nintendo pour their resources into developing a Poké Ball peripheral that would have slots for every generation of Pokémon games, including a slot for the GameCube memory card. He expects users of this peripheral to be able to read party data from the inserted game/memory card, display a holographic image of the Pokémon in play, and challenge people in real life who own the same peripheral (in a manner much like on ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]''). In addition, Chris has no idea how everyday machines such as [[Son-Chu|cars]] work, evidenced in how [[September 2014|he claimed]] that a 1997 Cadillac with a cracked engine block was a great "fixer upper." Normally, any serious physical damage to a car's engine can only be repaired by a very skilled mechanic, or cannot be repaired at all and one must buy a new engine (both of which are not cheap, but [[Chris and money|that's an entirely different problem]]).

Chris has also been shown to lack knowledge in basic pathology. When he contracted a cold in December 2019, he had misattributed it to the large-scale [[Chris and anger|triggering]] he got from a number of people on his Twitter.

===Social rules===
{{main|Dating education}}
Chris also obsesses over popular "rules" about relationships. He's held onto the idea that sex should be given on the [[third date]], as well as other [[How to Talk to Girls|overly generic]] dating advice.

===Conspiracy theories===
{{main|Conspiracy theories}}

{{quote|I bet, even Greene County had something to do with influencing that goddamn Michael Snyder [...] to make him pretend to have a reason to kick me out|Chris blaming his school board for a decision made by a game store manager.<ref>[[Greene County Conspiracy]]</ref>}}

Chris and his parents have come up with several conspiracy theories to explain away his life problems. Notable examples are of Chris [[Greene County Conspiracy|blaming his elementary school]] for keeping him in his autistic shell, his parents' notion that [[Michael Snyder]] and [[Megan Schroeder]] were masterminds behind the [[trolls]], and Chris's belief that Snyder caused his own injuries when Chris and his mother [[28 October 2011|hit him with their car]].

===Estimation===
{{Main|Mathematics}}
{{Quote|A [[Son-Chu|CAR]] WEIGHS A LOT MORE THAN 10 TONS|Chris, being unaware that most cars weigh two or three tons.<ref>[[Mailbag 9]]</ref>}}
Chris has a tendency to hugely exaggerate estimates of [[Duck|length]], [[White knight E-mails|weight]], and [[I AM STRONG|strength]] in his favor, as evidenced in his description of a [[11042009 51 50|12-pack of canned lemonade as being fifty pounds (22.7 kg)]]. This behavior is symptomatic of {{w|dyscalculia}}, a common symptom of autism, which leaves the sufferer with poor comprehension of time, measurement, or spatial reasoning. However, Chris does not really display any other symptoms of it, suggesting this behavior isn't mere ignorance, but rather Chris telling childish lies to try to impress people with his physical strength.

===Lack of theory of mind===
Chris has no idea on how the billions of people on the planet think. He thinks that all men would happily wear [[Brassieres For Males|bras]] and skirts (It must be noted that Chris thought these ideas so that he and he alone would feel more comfortable [[Tomgirl Saga|crossdressing]]), and that every Sonic fan on the planet would support him in his [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. When somebody informs him that they have a differing opinion to him, he throws a tantrum and denounces that person as a [[troll]].

===Narcissistic tendencies===
{{main|Examples of Chris's Ego}}
Chris automatically assumes his lies will be believed, even if they contradict existing information. This is copiously evidenced in his constant [[List of Chris's lies|lies]] during the [[Father Call]], wherein Chris fibs incessantly about his [[Chris and health|health]] (among other things), frequently denying things or changing his story whenever he gets caught out. His habit of lying and lying about his lies is likely inherited from his mother, whom [[Cole Smithey E-mails|his brother described]] as a pathological liar. When asked by [[Evan]] to remove [[Simonla]] from his comics, Chris decided that he could have created her without the inspiration of Evan's character [[Simonchu]] and, thus, effectively had.<ref>[[Mailbag 44#I want to see Simonla die so very badly]]</ref> The fact that he [[Things Chris has ripped off|demonstrably could not have done this]] did not factor into his reasoning. Chris "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 3|corrected]]" Simonla's [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Simonla_Rosechu CWCipedia entry] with a "[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|retraction]]" denying that Simonla had ever been inspired by Simonchu. Chris expected that this revised version of the truth would be happily accepted by all concerned parties.

Chris considers people with [[Asperger's syndrome]] to be "fakers" who are taking "the Shine and Limelight" away from genuine autistic people such as himself.<ref>[[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)]]</ref> Although Chris has admitted that this "fact" is only his "own idea," he still believes that to think otherwise is to [[Chris and religion|"conform to blasphem[y]."]]<ref>[[Autism Awareness E-mails]]</ref> As with many other things which antagonize him, Chris simply assumes Aspergers to be significant of a conspiracy targeting himself.

Unsurprisingly, Chris can come across as highly delusional when he expects to be taken seriously. For example, on 28 April 2012, he made an empty threat to the [[Kiwi Farms]] about hunting down each of its members; he claimed to know where each of them lives in an attempt to intimidate the trolls. Even if one were to gloss over the fact that he wouldn't even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|cough up $800 to travel to Redmond to see his dreams come true]] (and it should be noted that there are trolls all over America, and indeed the world), there's a high chance that there will only be one [[Kick the Autistic|outcome]] of Chris actively pursuing his trolls with the purpose of doing them harm. All things considered, Chris ended up making himself even more of a laughing stock in the process.

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[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]
[[Category:Things Chris hates]]

Dimensional Merge

2020-12-30T04:15:29Z

Fiddy: Spelling error.

:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''

{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall.]]

The '''Dimensional Merge''' is an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, he maintained belief in it in the hopes that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue living like a child.

The Merge is an event in which Chris believes that "[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]" (respectively, the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]]. Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader. First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,<ref name=mergebegins>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400</ref> aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication.
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur.

Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, "we discouraged the idea at first",<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/</ref> implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].

== Background ==

[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]

Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of an alternative dimension, where every fictional character lives. Even before the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with "Magi-Chan" at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).</ref>

Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the "dimension number" of "this Earth". McGuire responded with "Earth 1218", and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses "1218" to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.

Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.

===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.

On 8 October, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}

He followed up on 23 October with:

{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}

On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.

Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.

==Beliefs on the Merge==
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]

Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled "[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.

On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521</ref>

[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.

He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins></ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.

In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ "psychic headaches"] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ "lightning powers"] and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can "touch and feel"] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.<ref>https://archive.fo/QKq44</ref>

===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then.

{{Quotebox|Hello everyone! It is I, Magi-Chan Sonichu. I read the password for this account from Chris' mind.

As you all know, the merge will be happening soon.

I currently have Lukas (my host body) in a trance, so they won't remember typing this out.

The final stage of the merge will involve everyone in our universe disconnecting from your
universe. We will go silent. We must hibernate to tug the universes together.

I have really enjoyed my time in your universe. I want to give thanks to my host body in your world, [redacted]. (Legal name: [redacted].) I want everyone to know what a
gracious host they were. Lukas and Christine and I (and some of our friends) had lots of fun
hanging out with Christine and smoking weed. We used to do it in their old house, but she just moved to a new house at [redacted]. I'm sad I won't be able to smoke weed there until after the merge. If you want to give Lukas a call to let her know how cool she is, she'd really appreciate it. Her number is [redacted].

Her mother Tara raised a brilliant young person. Her mother is also very progressive. I mean, who would have the courage to let their child spend their time smoking weed with someone like Christine, who's nearly twice their age? A really brave mother, that's who.g

Lukas is a really cool person. If you want to end up as brilliant as Lukas, you should also
spend a lot of time opening your mind by role playing and smoking weed with cool people
like Christine.

Anyhoo, praise be for my gracious host aside, here's how the merge will go down:

* everyone disconnects from Earth 1218 for a small period of time
* we hibernate
* and by the end of 2018 in our universe, the universes will be merged

Because of time dilation though, it will take a little bit longer in Earth 1218. By your human calendar in that universe, the merge should be complete by the end of 2038. 2018 here, 2038 in 1218.

In 20 short years, you should start seeing manifestations of what you people so cynically call "fictional characters". You might literally shit your panties when you see Bugs Bunny in real life! (But be polite, he looks a little rough. Makeup on television can work wonders.)

Goodbye for now!

[[File:ChrisandTeenTroonSquad.png|200px]]}}

Chris later dismissed the news as fake.

== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to "red tape", betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the tranny-goddess of 80s computers.

He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still "Awake" to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.

{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.

The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.

Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.

I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.

And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.

For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.

Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:

<center><gallery>
File:Lukas poses as Jessica Quinn 1.jpeg
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</gallery></center>

However, the attached post from Lukas<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962</ref> suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}

Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the <s>[[Chris and health|health problems]]</s> "superpowers" that he got from it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272</ref>

On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture.

{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}

Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.

===Continued hope in the merge===
[[File:Dmcompletcard.jpg|thumb|The epitome of Chris's desperation in card form. Also, the one goal card that Chris will never win.]]
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208</ref>

{{quotebox|The <nowiki>#DimensionMerge</nowiki> is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}

Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs<ref>[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]</ref> and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/</ref> The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:

*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.

*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.

*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.

Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasise more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the "near-coming days" – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]</ref> Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.<ref>[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]</ref>

As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]</ref> This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle.

To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channelling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]</ref>

In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, "As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP." In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref>

On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge "is on" without further explanation.<ref>https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21</ref> Whether or not this means that the Merge is finally complete remains to be seen.

The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now ''nearly complete'' and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat further into it, is something only time can tell.

==See Also==
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[Chris and reality]]

==References==
<references/>

{{fantasies}}
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[[Category:Sagas]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Template:Da update

2020-12-24T13:47:51Z

Fiddy: Clarified "mods" -> "game mods" (as opposed to discord mods)

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>

'''Ongoing''': [[Spirit possession]]
*'''20 December''' - After being [[banned|kicked]] from the [[Sonic World]] Discord group for stealing game mods, Chris '''[[December 2020 social media posts#Chris "setting the record straight"|makes a public apology]]''' in which he tries to manipulate his way into forgiveness by using his fantasy [[coping]] method of role-playing as Sonichu and bringing up Sonichu's tragic backstory.
*'''16 December''' - An uncut video of '''[[The Create Unknown]]''' interview with Chris is published unlisted on their channel.
*'''14 December''' - Voice clips Chris recorded for mods of his characters in fan game '''[[Sonic World‎]]''' are collected and archived.
*'''10 December''' - Chris '''[[Financhu Crisis|begs for money]] [[December 2020 social media posts#Chris begs for money|on social media]]''' for the first time in 152 days.
*'''5 December''' - '''[[Discord Q&A 11]]''' is released.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, read Chris's recent [[{{#time:F Y}} social media posts|social media posts]] or visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>

<center>[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] is '''not''' [[Chris and death|dead]]; we last heard from her [[To Cole Smithey, from Barb, and Sonichu (Prime)|'''

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Hair

2020-10-19T12:37:47Z

Fiddy: Chris' hair is now grey. A better link or an embedded image would be appreciated.

[[File:Is chris's hair getting better.png|thumb|250px|Comparison of Chris's hair. Left: November 2015<ref>[[Thank You from Christine Chandler‎]]</ref> (age 33). Right: November 2016<ref>[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]]</ref> (age 34).]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]].

==Condition==
[[File:ADlEp.jpg|Chris's hair in all its glory, pre-[[Tomgirl]].|thumb]]

Chris's hair has never looked good. For most of his adult life, [[Barb]] served as his barber. The result was a predictably amateurish, uneven cut which served as the perfect accompaniment to his [[clown shirt]] and [[Chris and socializing|social awkwardness]]. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, hasn't helped. His hair has entered something of a plateau for many years, as even when he does take a shower, his hair's appearance virtually remains the same, as evidenced by his [[HairDifference|2010 video demonstration]].

Switching shampoos hasn't helped, either. In his early 20s, Chris used Selsun Blue for dandruff issues, then switched to Head & Shoulders. To assist with his [[Love Quest]], he shifted to "[[AXE]] brand Freeze Anti-Dandruff Shampoo & Conditioner." When he became a tomgirl, he changed it again to Garnier Fructis shampoo and conditioner. He has also used Aussie Sprunch hairspray because "it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy." If his photographic record is anything to go by, nothing seems to have worked; firsthand observer [[Catherine]] thought it "looked like straw."

Chris, however, believes that his hair looks just fine, and has always been defensive about his hygienic habits. He also had no problem with his mother's styling. During the first [[Kacey Phone Call]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid]]) [[Chris and his Ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his mom probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh...I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

===Tomgirl hair===
[[File:Cwc neptune.png|thumb|In 2016, Chris told [[Arthur Spatchcock]] that he thought his hair resembled [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Neptune]]'s. You be the judge.]] [[File:Krillin.jpg|thumb|This is the anime character that Chris will really look like]]

For most of his life he kept it short and didn't alter it significantly, but shortly before the [[Tomgirl Saga]] began in 2011, Chris started growing his hair out, and after it began, he also started bleaching his hair. Chris's natural hair color is a chestnut brown, although [[Christian Weston Chandler#Early life|early photos]] from his childhood show that it was paler at one point. He seems to be dyeing his hair himself, based on the unprofessional results. The highly visible brown roots seen in pictures suggest that he did not enlist the aid of a professional stylist. Chris's hair is also evidently curly when it's long; he may have done it himself with a curling iron, but Chris is far too lax in his personal grooming for that type of styling regimen. An [[October 2012]] [[Facebook]] profile picture revealed that Chris had grown his hair to his shoulders, and for the next couple of years it remained at approximately this length.

[[File:Chris Long Hair.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris with shoulder length hair.]]

Chris has become resolutely opposed to cutting his hair, seeing it as essential to his tomgirl/lesbian identity. In [[May 2011]], Barb forced Chris to let her cut his hair. This resulted in Chris calling Barb a bitch. He had to wear a wig for a while. He also saved a clump of hair clippings and wore it around his neck in hopes that it would grow back faster. <ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_26]]</ref>

{{quote| This was supposed to be the Year of Me; I was making Best Social Progress with the {{w|Mary Tyler Moore}} hairstyle, with Better Self-Confidence; Gone in a snip snip snip of my mother's claws. I also have retrieved the hair clippings shortly after the tragedy, gathered them in a clump, wrapped the clump in a plastic wrap, put it in a plush, satin-like baggie, attached a necklace to it, and [[Chris and religion|I am wearing my clippings as a Charm to prayfully promote quicker hair growth and recovery.]]|Chris, thinking that a 1970s woman's hairstyle helps you get [[China|friends]].}}

Chris sometimes likes to accentuate his hair with a headband, in order to cover up his bald spot. Even before becoming a tomgirl, he admired his girly [[anime wings]] to the point of incorporating them into his comic. At the pride festival and [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]] of 2014, he wore a pair of striking blue and pink [[My Little Pony]] tassels. Sometimes he wears ponytails.

[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2015, showing horrible [[tomgirl]] hair dye and receding hairline.]]
He dyed his hair blue in 2015, for his [[OmegaCon]] cosplay. Of course, he again failed to bleach the hair beforehand. The result is that his hair gradually turned to a sickly green color.

{{quote|But then also the way my hair turned out, after the semi-permanent hair color, kind of makes me look like Sailor Nep-- Neptune.|Chris<ref>[[Arthur Spatchcock]]</ref>}}

As of 2020, the green color has finally faded, showing that Chris' hair is now [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Praetor3.jpg very grey.]

===Hair loss===
[[File:A little song and dance (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Pictured in 2015: a prominent bald spot on the top of his head, typically concealed with a headband (which had slipped off in the still image).<ref>[[A little song and dance]]</ref>]]

Chris's encroaching baldness has done little for his already uncomely appearance. Since hitting his late 20s, his hairline has been receding very quickly. When confronted in the [[Mailbag]] ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris asserted that he was not going bald, and he was untroubled. "When it goes, and if I do go bald, I will deal with that when I cross that bridge", he declared.

In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in 2010, a bald spot was seen starting to appear on the back of his head. By 2014, at 32, pictures showed that his hairline had receded dramatically in just a couple of years, and his hair was more poorly managed, looking even more thin, wispy and unkempt, if that's possible. While his hair is long, it has simply stopped growing on the front half of his scalp, creating an extremely bizarre effect. His attempts to brush a few locks forward do little to hide his constantly growing forehead. Catherine claimed in 2014 that it was "halfway" back on his scalp.

It should be noted that if one alters a photograph of Chris to remove his bastardized bangs, his hair looks almost exactly the same as it did before 2013 – slowly thinning and as greasy as ever.

[[File:CWC0916.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris, in 2016, continuing to bald.]]

2016 saw the rapid acceleration of Chris's receding hairline. Cole Smithey seemed to begin shaving his head regularly around his early to mid-thirties so the timing seems about right for Chris's male pattern baldness to follow suit. Chris's ever poor hygiene and increasingly gross neglect of his remaining and now green mop-like locks certainly did not help. Chris's current hair is less that of a transitioning female, and more of a Doc Brown mixed with seaweed.

A popular theory among [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. Realistically, however, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well, and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] also showed signs of hair loss too. Ominously, [[Chris and health|inactivity]], [[McDonald's|poor diet]], illness and stress are well-known to accelerate the balding process. In addition, there is a strong correlation between the man's age with the eventual extent of the baldness – the earlier it begins in life, the less hair will eventually remain, which does not bode well for Chris's tomgirl dreams.

In recent times, Chris has taken to wearing a cap or pulling his hair forward to cover his receding hairline, and possibly to mimic various anime characters and drawings he's seen of attractive women doing the same thing. It really doesn't do his appearance much good.

==Body hair==
[[File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|thumb|Embarrassed Chris with hairy naked legs.]]

Chris has never found body hair attractive, on himself or anyone else. This is probably connected to [[Chris and gender|his hatred]] of [[JERKS|men]] and their bodies, and it began long before he became a tomgirl. In 2008, he confessed that "shorts are okay, but I don't like to show off my hairy legs." A strange [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card shows him dressed in the costume of a female character, but deeply embarrassed, in part because the dress exposes his legs, which he depicts as covered with hair. He also claimed that "facial hair, to most women, is a Turn Off," which is his [[autistic]] way of saying that he thinks beards are ugly. Consequently, early [[nudes]] of Chris showed that he shaved his torso and pubic region.
[[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris with visible stubble on his chest from shaving or waxing.]]

It is telling that part of his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|costume]] meant to throw off the trolls included a goatee. When he needed to reclaim his identity, he pointedly [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved it off]] for the camera within two weeks, without shaving cream or even ''water'' at the very least.

After becoming a tomgirl, he put more effort into removing his body hair, at least initially. He told [[Jackie]]:
{{quote|I have been experimenting with body hair removal systems. I tried waxing; I had diffculty, only a little pain; I could use some help on getting the hang of it. Then I tried the "As Seen on TV" Smooth Away; it worked some, but not so much; got a rash on my leg from the effort. [[Chris and brand loyalty|I would not recommend the product.]] And lastly, which removed the latter, a hair remover shower cream Nair brand "Shower Power Max", to be specific). It worked great, but I either used a bit much or left some on longer; this was last night. I had worse pain on the rashed leg, and new rashy spots on the other, on the right side of my belly near the button, and on BOTH of my [[manboobs|nipples]]. The pain was excruciating; I was lucky to find comfort and fall asleep with a few [[dreams]]. The areas still hurt some, and I will heal, with sexier legs to look forward to. It's a blessing neither of my arms were pained from the experiment. The pain was equivilant to harsh sunburn. I would have been more comfortable with Waxing in comparison. On the classic 1-10 scale; waxing was a 2; the S.P.Max was an 8.5 (going on 9 with the extended searing pain). At least my arms, legs, torso and pubic are sin hair and real smoooth.|Chris to Jackie|}}

He also said he had given himself a "Brazillian." A Brazilian wax consists of the removal of all pubic hair, something Chris has clearly desired for a long time.

Despite Chris's efforts, photos throughout 2013, 2014 and 2015 consistently showed that, on his face at least, whatever depilatory measures he was taking were an utter failure, as his facial stubble - his "5:00," as he calls it, is always apparent. As with every aspect of his life, his laziness thwarts his dream of looking like [[Britney Spears]].

==Hair mail==
Chris told Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], that his mother had recently cut his hair and he had saved locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls could have them as a souvenir, he even went to the trouble of wrapping each individual lock in plastic along with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big C himself. Chris's [[Trolls|faithful fangirls]] couldn't refuse the offer.

Due to the Mexican postal service, it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock - or perhaps it wasn't. Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of [http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode06/usc_sec_06_00001203----000-.html United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7)] did not cause any national or international incidents.

While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 were ever sent. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English on one side and in Chris's version of Spanish on the other. Each side had a [[Sonichu]] drawing, but the [[Spanish]] side had [[Chris and race|Sonichu in a sombrero]].

<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery of hair==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."
Image:FutureCWC.jpg|What Chris would look like by now if he wasn't a [[tomgirl]].
File:Flirt1.jpeg|In 2014. With his makeup, [[Chris and fashion|second-hand stripy shirt]] and poorly managed hair, Chris ends up looking more like a [[Obesity|fat]] clown than a woman.
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|Pigtails
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|2020 style
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[HairDifference]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Health}}
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Chris and science

2020-07-19T08:22:57Z

Fiddy: Grammar

[[Image:Dimensional_Merge_math_on_McDonalds_napkin.jpg|thumb|Chris showing off his scientific side with [[Dimensional Merge]] statistics written on a McDonald's napkin.]]

'''Science''' is the systematic study of the natural world through observation and experimentation. Science can be divided into pure science, which studies natural phenomena, and applied science, which finds practical uses for said phenomena.

Chris has an on/off history with science – though it is mostly off. His view on science is utterly warped. He has [[Chris and reality|lost touch with the times]] and thinks science is much more ahead in certain fields than it actually is, probably due to him getting all his information through fictional media. He has also mixed up real science, pseudoscience, and other things he has learned from media and enablers to create a very distorted view of nature.

His ego also causes him to reject scientific findings, such as when he rejected the fact that [[Asperger|Asperger's syndrome]] and High functioning [[autism]] are one and the same.

==Chris on science==

Chris comes from a scientific background. [[Bob]] was a scientific man; he worked as a GE engineer for a large part of his life. He wanted Chris to be into science too, so he had set up a small workshop where he and young Chris would tinker around. Chris's [[Minor Family Members|paternal half-siblings]] both held STEM doctorates, and Chris himself has an Applied Science associate's degree in [[CADD]]. Alas, none of this got Chris deeply interested in science.

Chris has stated his opinions on science in his [[List of OkCupid Answers|OkCupid questionaire]]. He said all types of science are interesting to him, though he finds conversations about science to be boring and annoying. He claims to put equal weight in science and [[religion|faith]] and enjoys finding out how things work.

All these however should be taken with a grain of salt since he was ready to do anything [[Lies|(including lying)]] to obtain [[china]]. His actual views on pure science are probably low or non existant since he slept through [[high school]]. He may have a positive opinion on computer science due to him being hooked on computers since a very young age. Unsurprisingly Chris is not interested in engineering, all his engineering marvels are shitty duct tape and lego creations that a child could also make.

==Pure science ==
=== Physics ===

There are multiple things that are horribly wrong in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], including but not limited to the Laws of Physics. Documenting all of these would be impossible since each page of the comic has some law being broken.

All kinds of wacky things happen in the comics such as light behaving to the wishes of the Great Director Chandler. [[File:SchuComic8P15.jpg|thumb|Light behaving weirdly in Sonichu 8]] Velocity and acceleration are random number generators, friction becomes fiction and hypothetical concepts such as [[C-197|parallel dimensions]] and portals are everyday occurences. [[File:SchuComic7Page08.jpg|thumb|Portals in Sonichu 6]]
Normally these could be written off as science fiction. But Chris thinks all of this really happend, and can be considered as a critique of his scientific knowledge.

In real life, since[[Messiah complex| Chris has no real powers]], he has to play by the rules of physics. But he maintains an unbending belief in unproven concepts. Most of these beliefs can be traced back to fictional media he likes such as "Who framed Roger Rabbit" and "Futurama" for the [[Dimensional Merge|multiple dimensions]]<ref>[[October 2018 social media posts#Merge ramblings part 3]]</ref> and “Rick and Morty“ to prove that there are other people who can traverse dimensions<ref>[[August 2018 social media posts#FLASH SALE]]</ref>.

=== Chemistry ===

Chris had two [[gal-pals]] as partners in his Chemistry lab. Not much else is known of his views on Chemistry, though he probably has low opinions about it due to the rote nature of chemistry and him being a lazy bum.

===Biology===
{{Main|Biology}}

Chris's history with biology is well documented due to him torturing his body by [[Julie reveals herself|ramming all sorts of things into holes where they don't belong]] while also torturing biologists by making [[Sonichu 8|ungodly anatomical drawings of electric hedgehog pokemon]] and [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|shitty morphological drawings of humans]].

== Applied science ==
===Computer science===
{{Main|Computers}}

Out of all the sciences, Chris is probably the best at computer science. Like most people born during or after the [[1980s]], he has been around [[computers]] since his childhood. He took some computer upgrade classes in PVCC, and he bragged to [[Father call|Kacey's dad]] that he's technologically inclined. He coded most of his websites by hand using text editors, as opposed to using purpose built HTML editors that do the heavy work for him.<Ref>“I also have good HTML education and experiences. I created the Original "CWC's Sonichu Site", as well as my past "CWC's Pok'eSite 2!" from raw HTML and PC Notepad scratch. Then I found Netscape Composer later on” - [[Jackie E-mails]]</ref>He knows a bit about older computers like the [[Commodore 64]] due to his age and nostalgia.

===Engineering===

Bob tried to get Chris interested in engineering since Chris was young - to no avail. Though Chris has made a few "inventions", such as a case for holding two Apple products, and a case for holding pokemon cards.
[[File:CWC Pokegear construction.jpg|thumb|Chris making Bob proud]]

The raw materials Chris uses are limited to Crayola model magic, lego and duct tape.
Due to his new interest in [[cosplaying]], he has started making some apparel to go along with the costume. When he cosplayed as Kris from Pokemon Crystal, he tried to make a pokegear. Instead of using proper proffesional materials, he opted to use Crayola Model magic.

===Medicine===
{{Main|Chris and health}}

Medicine is a field of applied human [[biology]] which helps in keeping a person's health in check. Chris has incredibly poor [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental]], [[30 Push-Ups|physical]] and [[Chris and socialization|social health]].

Another problem he creates is by [[Oestrogel|self medicating]] and relying on unlicensed people. He did go to a doctor in occasion for his physical health checkups<ref>[[Kacey calls]]</ref> but refused to go to a proper mental health counsellor and went to his [[Rocky Shoemaker|church's pastoral counsellor]] instead.

Recently, he has put in an effort to improve in all fields, but nowhere near what is required to make him a fully functional human being.

==Pseudoscience==
=== Astrology ===

Chris has almost never spoken about astronomy, though he has talked about astronomy's retarded older sibling, astrology. Chris has for a long time told others about his (and his creation's) Zodiac signs, proving he has some belief in it. He has mentioned in an [[IRC (28 December 2008)|IRC chat]] that he reads his horoscope daily, and in his [[February 2012 Facebook Posts]], posted in detail about his interpretation of his horoscope.
In his OkCupid questionaire, he considered astrology to be a legitimate science.

=== Magic ===
{{Main|Magical thinking}}

Chris has shown to have a belief in magic many times: the most notable example is the belief that he had the power to [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|curse]] people.
====Magic stones====
{{Main|Magic stones}}

A subset of his beliefs in magic, Chris has started purchasing and wearing various semi-precious stones which supposedly mentally calm and heal him. He also purchased a 80$ water bottle with some rocks in it which also help him accomplish the same.

===Subliminal frequency self help audio===
{{Main|Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis}}

These are sets of audio on youtube that can apparently do wonderous things, such as reduce body odour, turn a penis into a vagina, make your ass fatter and stomach thinner without having to do any actual work. It is easy to see why Chris uses these due to his laziness, lack of patience and the fact that they are free and painless. It must also be noted that the ass fattening is working... though the reason for it is [[McDonald's|something else]].

==See also==
*[[Mathematics]]
*[[CADD]]

==References==
<references/>
{{Chris and}}
{{Education}}
[[Category:Education]]

Template:Da update

2020-03-02T03:26:27Z

Fiddy: Extended the Xleepy link to clarify that the video is on the Xleepy page.

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>

'''Ongoing''': [[Debt]]

*'''29 February''' - [[Xleepy|'''Xleepy''' uploads a video]] of Chris at [[McDonalds]] demonstrating his [[psychic powers]].
*'''24 February''' - [[Chris's birthday|Christian Love Day]]: Chris turns 38.
*'''22 February''' - While trying to comfort a [[pedofork|child]], Chris brings up a traumatic memory from his past: '''[[February 2020 social media posts#On seeing his father's penis|seeing his father's penis]]'''.
*'''14 February''' - '''''[[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic the Hedgehog]]''''' premieres in US theatres, and Chris goes to watch it. Despite its titular character's [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]], he enjoys it and recommends it on [[Twitter]].
*'''11 February''' - Chris, continuing to attempt to get his foot in the door regarding [[ProjectSNT]], '''[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|livestreams himself]]''' reading an awkward fanfic involving him and SNT.
*'''7 February''' - James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog movie]], is quizzed on IGN on his Sonic trivia knowledge, '''[[Chris_in_the_media#IGN|one question being whether Sonichu is a unlockable character in Sonic Forces]]'''.
*'''1 February''' - Ignoring his mounting [[debt]]s, '''[[February 2020 social media posts#Chris begs for birthday gift|Chris begs on Twitter]]''' for a [[Nintendo Switch]] copy of [[Pokémon]] Shield for his birthday.

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I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME

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Fiddy: wat

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Talk:Christian Weston Chandler

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Fiddy:

...Okay, is it just me, or does Chrissy look drastically different when he's wearing his glasses compared to when he's not? Like, I almost can't believe it's the same person. I mean, I can, since no one else could possibly be that much of a fucktard, but he just looks really different. Or am I imagining it? [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]]
*Hey, it works for Superman. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 14:09, 7 September 2009 (CEST)

==To do==
*pics of Chris, especially young Chris and the funny ones
*life history
*brief outline of his views
*his future outlook
I'll do what I can to help this page along. I'm a wiki noob, learning as I go here. So, it won't look the best... [[User:MajorIronwood|MajorIronwood]]

We should add a sentence or two on the fact that he thinks he can call himself Christopher, just because it share the same abbreviation as Christian.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
:Christopher WAS his name, until he changed to Christian when he was 12.--[[User:UncleBastard|UncleBastard]] 20:43, 10 March 2009 (CET)
:Boy, do I feel stupid. But then again, if he changed his name, he should have to pick or the other.~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
::That reminds me, we should add a few sentences about why he changed his name - I forget where but he had some story (maybe it was in the DVD slideshow) where he says how some teacher kept calling him "Christian" and the name "had a ring to it" so he changed it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:52, 17 March 2009 (CET)
:::In addition, from [[CWC's_Pokésite_2| El PokéSite 2]], Christian considers his Spanish name to be Ricardo - Likely named after the Ricky Ricardo character from ''I Love Lucy''. Realistic equivalents might be found in ''Cris'', ''Cristián'', or ''Cristóbal'', but clearly these were not featured in the television shows he had watched prior to his High School Spanish classes. [[User:Mall Conductor Bear|Mall Conductor Bear]] 09:25, 12 May 2009 (CEST)
::::To be fair, one's "Spanish name" need not be the same as their real name. For example, in 7th grade my Spanish name was Jose, though my name isn't Joseph, and in 10th grade I was Che, even though I'm not Argentinian. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:02, 1 June 2009 (CEST)
:::More Name Crap: "-Chan" suffix is generally used for a little girl in Japanese. Chris is ''possibly'' too dense to realize this, and enjoys the similar pronunciation to 'Christian'. In doing so, there was no need to create a word jumble of existing letters, as that convention was given to his ''more open'' [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|alter-ago]]. [[User:LBearington|LBearington]] 05:25, 1 June 2009 (CEST)

==Racism and Noviophobia==
Evidence of it goes back further than was previously thought. Read the notice to guys on [[Media:511-JumboLoveQuestSign.JPG|this sign]] from when he was 21. "(and to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)". Where the white women at? --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 04:10, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*I don't think that's racism though, because he's saying EXCEPT blacks. I think maybe he's paranoid about telling black people to jump off a cliff, because otherwise that's a hate crime. Sorta like when he made that post on his MySpace "I Respect the African American People." --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:12, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*Possibly, but since he's already stated that he simply doesn't like black people, I don't think it's likely. And besides, I don't think it would make much sense to make a special exception to black people unless you were hyper PC or just afraid of black people. (not to mention that he explicitly asks for only white women in later requests / demands / whines) --[[User:Tumbleweed|Tumbleweed]] 09:48, 26 March 2009 (CET)
*Yeah, it's racism. He's saying "Blacks don't need to jump off a cliff, because I'm using my outdated and quriky view that blacks stick with blacks relationship wise, and the same is true for whites. So, I don't worry about blacks impeding on my 'love quest.'" However, I don't think Chris would be able to articulate that well. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]
*Just a thought, should there be a separate article that would count how many times he's been racist other than his views of [[niggo]]s? --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 04:29, 3 November 2009 (CET)

== Mr. Darcy is much better than Chris, y'hear. ==

I had it noted, along with a picture of Colin Firth as Mr. Darcy to compare the two, that Mr. Darcy and Chris are in no way similar. This came about from the cliche "Well, he's no Mr. Darcy..."

I think it's a good visual aid. --[[User:Tregnier2795|Tregnier2795]]

==Let me tell you about this page==
It's great. It's fantastic. I read it for the first time in a while and I think it's the perfect, concise intro to Chris. The ED article on Chris sucks because it's so all over the place. True, we have the luxury of being a devoted wiki that instead of having to go into depth about Sonichu, we can just link to the article. The ED article is shit because it goes over the place, it's a bit out of date, and it picks poor samples of Chris's videos like just highlighting the "gaybian" vid. This is a fantastic article and this is why people come to us. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:03, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Since there's no actual "Chris and..." page ==

I hope it's okay to discuss it here. I was wondering if a "Chris and Intelligence" page can be of any use. Some things to cover are his 1) logic, 2) academics and 3) philosophy (to cover his stupid quotes and advice). --[[User:AntonImausMk2|AntonImausMk2]] 09:56, 7 December 2009 (CET)
*That's sorta what [[honor roll]] is at the moment, though it really should be expanded to that as opposed to the focus on art (which really isn't what honor roll is about). Why I suggest honor roll because Chris will say something like "I'm smart, I was on honor roll." "I know math, I was on honor roll for the love of God!," etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:07, 7 December 2009 (CET)

We need a "Chris and Aspergers Syndrome" page. --[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]
==CWC split?==
"CWC" should redirect here, but I'm thinking maybe we should make a page devoted to Chris's initials. He uses them a lot, they're a recurring motif in his work, and we can even keep track of when he uses them as a pun (like "A CWC Audition"). Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:09, 7 December 2009 (CET)

==Page Needed==
Chris and Reliability - [[User:CJB8895|Cody]]

== cleaned-up, needs to be expanded/updated ==

--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 22:29, 29 December 2009 (CET)

== Contact information? ==

Okay. I realise I will be stepping into what can only be described as but a cat's whisker from the maw of hell- but I would like to talk to Christian Weston Chandler. I have a great deal of things to discuss with him and, rest assured, there will be luls. What is the best way to get in touch with him these days? I tried Facebook, but he doesn't seem to be checking it very often (I'm guessing he has a lot of trolls talk to him). I've also taken to staking out his AIM, but I'm guessing he doesn't use that either due to people spamming him with JULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:Are you a licensed therapist or religious official? Because I think a team of a shrink, a priest, and a journalist would be needed at this point. [[Vivian Gee]] tried to get through to him, Lord love her, but she's not a doctor--didn't even finish high school, I do believe. Look...I've had my share of problems growing up, and I know no one can compliment you and make you feel like a turd all at the same time like a [[Mary Lee Walsh|school admin]]. I've got a kid brother who is an unrepentant drug addict and thief, who probably could have been reached if we'd gotten to him sooner. He's now a burned-out piece of crap who is on his third (maybe fourth, I've lost count) jail term. He's about Chris-Chan's age. I say someone better do something or else Chris'll be in jail or an institution before he's thirty, and then he'll be the taxpayer's problem. What will they do when his folks croak off? He's got a couple of half-siblings, but they've got their own lives to lead; they don't need a man-child with a lukewarm I.Q. underfoot. Could we live with ourselves if he flips out and kills a bunch of people in a mall or a campus somewhere, and maybe we could have done something if we'd been proactive five or three, or even just a year ago, to prevent it? [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 19:37, 28 January 2011 (PST)
::Although it pains me to have to use the phrase, the CWCki is not a forum. Take shit like this elsewhere. Also, you're responding to a 10-month-old comment. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 20:27, 28 January 2011 (PST)
I don't own a PS3 so somehow contacting him via the Playstation Network is also out. I live in Australia, so this makes things difficult. Thoughts? Suggestions? [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 14:20, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
:It's pointless to try and talk to Chris, as he will just ignore you. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 14:42, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
::Alec knows his personal phone number. I think that if you ask him nicely he might tell you. He certainly dosn't owe Chris anything. His Asperpedia account is ALBASPERCHU and his email is albasperchu(at)live.com --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:40, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*1) please sign your comments (it's four tildas [~] in a row). 2) Chris's contact info should be in [[14 Branchland Court]], 3) if it isn't, it should be there. I think Cogs didn't want it with the logic is that if you have to ask for Chris's phone number and can't find it yourself when he's mentioned it frequently, you really shouldn't be trolling Chris. However, people asking for it all the time is annoying and it defeats the purpose of CWCki being an open source of information.
** Actually, I tried calling that number but either I fucked up international dialing (entirely possible) or it was disconnected (which is what I thought it said). [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:That aside, I can guarantee that Chris will not listen to your call.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:26, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
::I know he'll ignore me, but at least it'll be funny. I'm not attempting to, directly, help him. [[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:26, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
:CWCki is not a place to discuss how to troll or help Chris, if you want to contact Chris, do it, it won't have any effect on him whatsoever.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 03:21, 30 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'd actually love to know if there's some online contact information at all. Inquiring minds need to know, since he evidently doesn't go on IRC anymore. anyone know where he can regularly be found? [[User:Boop|Boop]] 05:29, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
**I've yet to be able to find anything besides an AOL address. Does he still use that account? [[User:PrimeMinisterStephanHarper|PrimeMinisterStephanHarper]] 17:26, 27 September 2010 (PDT)

== Misapplication of social rules ==

Maybe this comment should go under the Autism page or the Honesty page but it seems like Chris's view of "Honesty" is likely influenced by an unspoken rule amongst nerdier internet communities where being extremely, unnecessarily open in private, especially with things verifiable by a third party, is seen as a way to build trust, due to the fact it is difficult if not impossible to establish it otherwise. My point being, he may have picked this sort of 'honesty' up from a geeky community somewhere. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:06, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

I will note said openness doesn't USUALLY extend to ones bowel issues or other information nobody in their right mind would want to know. But it may extend to relationships and especially trouble therein. [[User:Insidious611|Insidious611]] 05:07, 12 April 2010 (UTC)

== You forgot to mention... ==

''Christian Weston Chandler (born Christopher Weston Chandler on 24 February 1982) is a perverse, narcissistic, homophobic, sexist, racist, overweight, delusional "high-functioning autistic" virgin etc. etc.''

What about "uncultured" (as shown by his not knowing the story of ''To Kill a Mockingbird'''' and thinking Molvania is a real place) and "tone deaf" (his so called "album", need I say more?)[[User:Knucklechu|Knucklechu]] 10:20, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
:If the purpose of this article was to make a list of all the negative adjectives that could be applied to Chris, it would be 20 pages long.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 11:53, 30 April 2010 (UTC)
**Oh, er... I just got done adding a bunch of those. This is going to be the first sentence of the first page that a lot of people are going to look at. If there's this really stupid, unwieldy list of all the totally horrible, totally accurate descriptors, they'll be like, "No way, no one can be that bad." But they'll... y'know... —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 03:40, 6 July 2010 (UTC)

==Anagram crackers==
''Interestingly, "clownish tender anarchist" is a perfect anagram of Chris' full name.''

So is "antichrist enhances world". [[User:The Iconoclast|The Iconoclast]] 06:56, 13 March 2011 (PDT)

== On the removal of a large chunk of the intro ==

Someone posted the other day how they objected to "transvestite" listed to the intro, saying it's made it seems like being a transvestite is a bad thing and that really got me thinking. As elaborated elsewhere, the CWCki doesn't really try to beat in an idea of Chris. It tends to be critical, nothing wrong with that, but it tries to at least aim for [[CWCki:NPOV|NPOV]] at least as it pertains to our context. I think starting off the article with "Chris is a bad guy who's a whole bunch of unflattering personal characteristics" is going to leave the reader with a negative impression from the get go - of course you're not going to like this guy, you've had it drilled into your head he's a bunch of unpleasant things like "stubborn," "racist," etc. But what should happen is someone reads this article, like "Okay, this guy is a bit off" and then let them decide that based on the facts, whether or not he's really fucked up. If you're going to say Chris is fucked up, let the facts about Chris speak for themselves, you shouldn't need to lead the reader into this.

I also had issue with the linking. For instance, take - "racist" linking to [[Chris and race]]. As you can see on the talk page of that article, there was some debate whether it should be "Chris and racism" versus "Chris and race." I argued for "Chris and race" as it's more neutral and whether or not Chris is racist should be left up to the reader. Yet having "racism" link is going to have the reader read that article expecting Chris to be racist. Once again, let the facts speak for themselves - let known facts about Chris's relationships and comments on certain races allow the reader to determine for his or her own self whether Chris is a racist or not. Hopefully these articles don't insinuate Chris is a certain thing, in which case I need to go through and review some of these articles carefully.

So what did I leave? I left high functioning autistic (why was it in quotations? The [[autism]] article makes a strong case that he is autistic) because this is what Chris describes himself as. Also, he's a virgin - once again, his own description. I was very generous with leaving "man child," which I would say is leading the reader but this seems to be a most popular characterization of Chris.

If you'd like to debate it, you're more than welcome to here. Sorry to take advantage of editing it when the page is locked, I think I'll change it so only new users are blocked from editing the page for the week. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
*That's a long explaination there boss. You could have just said "You don't need to call Chris a faggot in an article. That's obvious enough", and it would have been just as effective. --[[User:Old meme|Old meme]] 06:45, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
:I beg to differ. Chris is not the only one who uploads/uploaded shitty comics of his recolors yiffing each other. What sets him apart from others in that category is him being a major jerk as well, and the previous introduction had links to the articles which dealt with those significant aspects of his personality. The current introduction does not capture the full essence of Christian Weston Chandler.

:It seems to me that the rule of thumb on this wiki is that you can write from non neutral POV if what you're adding to the articles are reasonable observation which will be met with agreement by all sensible people who are properly informed regarding the matter involved. For example, outright saying that Chris is an extremely egotistical person goes against Wikipedia's NPOV policy, yet we do outright call him as such - in fact we have [[Chris and his Ego|two]] [[Examples of Chris's Ego|articles]] dedicated just for that purpose. Why? Because once a sensible person sees all the facts those articles gather, he cannot reasonably argue that Chris is not an extremely egotistical man. There's no point in having this article refrain from calling Chris [[Chris and his Ego|narcissistic]], [[homos|homophobic]], [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|transvestite]], [[Chris and race|racist]], [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Chris and reality|delusional]], or [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] when other articles on this Wiki do just that.

:With the exception perhaps of the first five (and even here I'm not sure), I think it is firmly established that Chris deserves most of the unsavory qualities which were mentioned in the previous revision. His homphobia, semen drinking and transvestism (if one takes the word to mean cross-dressing) are self admitted; his obesity is evident in the pictures taken of him and the rest of the linked articles all make a compelling case for Chris being racist, egotistical, hypocritical, untalented and so on.

:Furthermore, I think that the CWCki will become somewhat stale if all other articles are written in the same spirit as the current introductory paragraph. While I'm not saying we should adopt ED practices and write against the truth if it provides more lulz, I also think we shouldn't emulate wikipedia's NPOV policy. Instead, we should go for a for a rule saying that when writing about Chris once should only stick to facts and observation which can be agreed by all reasonable and informed people - with the occasional snarky comment. [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] 10:09, 26 July 2011 (PDT)
:: To put in my two cents here, I'd say I think everything is fine the way it is as long as it's simply about the facts (or any assumptions are stated as such). If someone stole stuff all the time, you'd call them a thief...you wouldn't sugar coat it (and in reality you couldn't). Chris is a lot of things, most of those things are backed up by examples Chris himself have given people to view. Telling someone Chris is a man-child and giving them examples of said man-child tendencies is no different, in my opinion, as if we'd just given them the examples and they came up with the same conclusion. Most people have brains and use them, if we tell them Chris is racist and then give them examples of said behavior, they can still disagree if they feel the evidence is not conclusive. As for the problem with making "transvestite" or "homosexual" seem like something bad, all I can say is that it's how you read it. I've read almost every article in this CWCki and I don't feel like it's "dissing" or "hating on" anyone that is of any sort of religions, race, gender, or sexuality. It's simply showing what Chris is and how he acts. Straight-out calling Chris a transvestite (Noun: A person, typically a man, who derives pleasure from dressing in clothes appropriate to the opposite sex), isn't too far from the truth, but at the same time, it's not insulting transexuals as a whole. Using that type of logic (meaning you're insulting a group of people if they are in some way associated with what Chris does) would mean that all men, all virgins, all autistics, and all humans are bad/horrible people because they are in the "same group" as Chris. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 12:33, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

::I wasn't a huge fan of the intro as it was. I prefer more subtle jabs; I think that it can be pretty funny to throw in a dig here or there, but a long (entirely piped) list of 'OMG HOMOS' is just... meh. I don't agree with some of the overzealous insult (and humor) purging that has hit some articles, but this I can agree with. [[User:Dude|Dude]] 17:41, 26 July 2011 (PDT)

== August 2011? ==

The events so far of August 2011 appear to be missing. The most recent entries relate only to the Tomgirl forums. --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 12:56, 13 August 2011 (PDT)

Yeah, the part saying he hasn't made any new videos should be updated [[User:Martymoinklers|Martymoinklers]] 17:16, 1 September 2011 (PDT)
I did it --[[User:ThatPianoGuy|ThatPianoGuy]] 21:05, 8 September 2011 (PDT)

==Chris as a troll==
Not sure why the category has been deleted multiple times. Chris has been (if not currently) a troll, in his career. Most notably, to [[Alec Benson Leary]] during the Asperchu saga, especially during the [[Alec Benson Leary calls|phone calls]]. He's also been Evan's to some extent, i.e. plagiarism [[May 2014 Facebook Posts|which still hasn't been reverted]]. And, of course, the infamous [[Rollin' and Trollin']]. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 2:18, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

Just because there's some trolls you dislike doesn't mean Chris is a troll to his trolls. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 07:44, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

What? First off, I never said I disliked any trolls; I'm not trying to bias this. Secondly, Chris has fully admitted to being a 'troll' in the past. As for being a literal troll, like I said, the [[Asperchu]] saga says it all; his constant insulting and mocking of the 'Asperchu Four' along with his disregard for other's work is the clean-cut definition of a troll. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:31, 11 September 2014 (UTC)

So let me get this straight in summary.

1. Chris said that he's a troll so therefore he's a troll.

2. A troll's definition is to mock someone else's work.

If these are what you are pointing out, no. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 11:26, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

So by that, no trolls listed in the wiki are actually trolls? I mean, even Liquid isn't regarded as a troll by some, and all he did was mock. Even Alec's called Chris a troll, and that was one of, if not the, most eventful sagas to date. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 11:48, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

So? [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 15:40, 14 September 2014 (UTC)

== Chris on happy tree friends ==

I don't really know if he likes happy tree friends, and it is probably for the best...unless of course he fucks up and adds sonichu as a happy tree friend OC.

== Changing the top image to modern CWC ==

I was wondering if the image in the "Chandler Family" box should be replaced with an image of today's 30+ y/o CWC, instead of classic CWC. ED did it, so why not here? I get that it's probably ''the'' most recognizable pic of CWC, but I'd feel it would be more appropriate, especially when the info in the same box is constantly updating. [[User:CWCFlick|CWCFlick]]

== Pronouns ==

00dani‎ changed all the pronouns in this article to female, to suit Chris's gender choice. I think an edit of that magnitude should be discussed first, so I undid the edits.

Should the pronouns be changed to female?

* I'm voting no. This wiki is primarily about classic Chris, so the gender pronouns should reflect that. A sweeping change of "him" to "her" doesn't make sense, since, for instance, the early life section would get changed as well, and Chris identified as a male for most of his life. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:06, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

** First off, good on you for fixing that awful edit. Second, I'm going to weigh in and say that even if Chris did legitimately suffer from dysphoria, changing his pronouns on the wiki would be the wrong course of action. I didn't push for my point of view strongly enough the first time it came up. The point of pronouns isn't to do with the feelings of what someone ''believes'' himself to be, it's to make discussion of what a person really ''is'' clearer. Enabling delusional thinking by giving people whatever pronouns they ask for muddies up the already-difficult art of communication. Once they invent a form of gender reassignment surgery that produces reproductively viable results in the end, then we can ''consider and discuss'' the merits that maybe giving people pronouns correlating to their new reproductive organs instead of those they were born with. Until then, Chris is just a man who hates [[JERKS]] and wants [[china]], regardless of if he has a professional surgeon give him an Un-Clit 3.0 and removes his much-hated [[duck]] ([[Chris and money|which he won't]]). [[User:Nate-Kar Sonichu|Nathan]] ([[User talk:Nate-Kar Sonichu|talk]]) 20:22, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

*** Kudos to Nate for that epic comment. I 100% agree. If we were going to give any credence to Chris's ludicrous assertion of self-femininity, we might as well also accommodate for his belief that CWCville actually exists as a tangible place. Besides—providing that Chris lives long enough—I believe the tomgirl saga will eventually come to an end.--[[User:Galilean|Galilean]] ([[User talk:Galilean|talk]]) 21:23, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

* Correct pronouns aren't a reward for good behaviour - Christine is an Awful Person™, certainly, but she is not a man and has specifically requested she/her pronouns. Please correctly gender all trans people, including while speaking about them historically (for example, [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rebecca_Heineman Rebecca Heineman is correctly gendered throughout her Wikipedia article]). [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 22:30, 8 January 2017 (UTC)

* Chris is a man who likes applying feminine traits to himself. It's biologically impossible for a man to be a woman, or vice versa. I disagree with Wikipedia's policy on applying pronouns from transgenderism throughout an article since it distorts the depiction of events. For instance, this [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caitlyn_Jenner#/media/File:Jenner_on_Wheaties_cereal_box.jpg Wikipedia image of Bruce Jenner] has a caption referring to "she," even though the person depicted in the image is male. Like I said earlier, making a sweeping change to Chris's pronouns in this article would affect the early life section and render it inaccurate. And suppose that we adapt this policy - we would need to rewrite every article on this wiki to match. The problem with that is there are many pages about Chris's ideas on sex and gender that would be rendered nonsensical by switching the pronouns. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:37, 9 January 2017 (UTC)

* Trans women are women, good lord. Caitlyn Jenner isn't male, and unless she says otherwise, neither is Christine. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 02:52, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* Jenner sired multiple children. One needs to be male in order to do that. As for Chris, he's made many comments, even as a Tomgirl, about how he dislikes his male genitals, so he is also a male. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:19, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* For heaven's sake, it's 2017, let's get this cleared up. Some men have vulvae and some women have penises. The shape of a person's genitals does not determine their identity - what that person ''tells'' you determines their identity. Caitlyn is openly and proudly a woman, regardless of her history. Christine expressing a dislike for her genitals is a classic example of gender dysphoria, which almost always indicates a person is trans, and almost ''never'' indicates a person is cis. Trans men are men, trans women are women. It's not hard. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 07:06, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* I don't agree, but we're starting to repeat our points. The CWCki isn't here to be respectful towards Chris - its purpose is to document his life, flaws and all. We're not obligated to indulge in his ideas about himself, whether he thinks he's the Mayor of CWCville or a lesbian transwoman. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 08:31, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* There's a very important difference between CWCville and trans women, which is that trans women ''actually exist''. Heck, I should know, since I [https://keybase.io/00dani ''am'' one]. It's true that the CWCki is under no obligation to respect Christine's fictitious mayorhood, but refusing to respect her gender is hurtful not only to her but to ''all'' trans women. Indeed, you've made abundantly clear that you've no respect for us, given your completely unnecessary deadnaming and misgendering of Caitlyn. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 12:53, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* Whether or not a concept is real isn't relevant to my point about the CWCki. As another example, Chris believes he is descended from royalty. Royalty is an existing concept, but this Wiki isn't obligated to write about Chris as if he were royalty. As for my opinions, you've set up your side of the discussion so that there doesn't seem to be a way for me to discuss my perspective without you interpreting it as disrespectful. I consider Chris to be a man and use male terms, but you interpret that as hurtful. I don't see a good alternative. I could use female pronouns to talk about Chris, but it would be self-defeating since I'm arguing that this Wiki should consider him to be male. Jenner is a public figure, and I only brought him up as a counter to a point you made about Wikipedia's coverage on Heineman. Also, it's irrelevant for you to mention that you are also trans, as you are not the subject of this discussion. Anyway, there doesn't seem to be a point in continuing this debate since no one else has weighed in lately, and you and I haven't budged from our positions. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:02, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* The reason you can't discuss your perspective without it being interpreted as disrespectful is that ''your perspective is disrespectful''. Trans women are women. We are not men, nor are we male. Caitlyn isn't a useful counterexample to Rebecca's article, since Caitlyn's Wikipedia article does exactly the same thing: use her correct pronouns and gender. Your continual misgendering of her speaks only to your own bigotry, not to any practical consideration for wiki editors. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 21:12, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* Even though I'm neutral to this whole debate (I don't care which direction this wiki goes, if it's all female, all male, or female post-Tomgirl), but here's a suggestion for you 00dani: Give Up. It's obvious at this point that the CWCki will not change their minds about this whole debate. You. Lost. I suggest you give up and move on, since I'm pretty sure that the admins like Canine are QUICKLY losing their patience with you. Plus, the CWCki isn't really for such a debate anyway. If you really want to debate if we should now use feminine pronouns with Chris, head to the Kiwi Farms (be forewarned, you'll probably be insta-banned and mocked every way to Sunday). --[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 23:01, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

* Right, you definitely sound 100% neutral on this debate and not at ''all'' transphobic. Honestly, I'm not surprised a community founded on mocking autistic people refuses to afford basic respect to trans folk - feel free to keep peddling your toxic attitudes toward anyone who isn't exactly like you. I'm out. [[User:00dani|00dani]] ([[User talk:00dani|talk]]) 21:30, 12 January 2017 (UTC)

== Should this page title be changed to reflect Chris's current name? ==

This article refers to Chris as Christian, but that hasn't been his name for years - his current legal name is Christine. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:27, 2 February 2020 (UTC)

* We've always known Chris as Christian. Changing it would just cause confusion and drama. I think it's best not to. [[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 08:13, 2 February 2020 (UTC)

* I think we should definitely start using Chris more often. I have thought Chris to be a middle ground since we have female personalities named Chris, and male personalities named Chris. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 10:16, 2 February 2020 (UTC)
** That's usually how it's done on the site, but this article is an exception as the title specifically calls him by his full name. [[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 10:32, 2 February 2020 (UTC)

Talk:Christian Weston Chandler

2020-02-02T08:14:20Z

Fiddy:

Dungeons and Dragons

2020-02-02T07:59:58Z

Fiddy: I got bored so I whipped out my rulebook and added to the list of Chris' failings.

{{ongoing}}
{{quote|I am making good progress on my D&D Sheet. Also, on average, a Sonichu or Rosechu can run about 765 mph, and I did the math to figure out how that translates into feet per Breath. We and Sonic can dash over 3,700 feet in a single breath. I did this on my own merit and skill.😊|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1223076163595186177</ref>}}

[[File:Chris Chan Sonicleric.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris Chan Sonicleric as a [[TSSSF]] card.]]

'''Dungeons and Dragons''' is a popular fantasy role-playing game, considered as the father of modern RPGs. Chris picked up interest in the game during winter 2019 after [[ProjectSNT]] cited it as inspiration for her redesign of [[Wild Sonichu]].

==Dimensional beliefs==
In order to rationalize his [[Chris and anger|triggering]] over ProjectSNT's redesigns, Chris dreamed up the [[CS-89]] dimension [[ProjectSNT#Rationalizations and attempts to get SNT to respond|in a meditation session]] on 11 [[December 2019]]. Dimension CS-89 is supposedly the Dungeons & Dragons-esque version of [[C-197]] that is home to Plutia and Peashy from [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]], the redesigns and Chris's D&D character, Chris Chan Sonicleric.

In his tweets, Chris believed that his triggering was caused by a disturbance in the CS-89 dimension. What kind of "disturbance" hasn't been disclosed by Chris, but migrations of peoples and items from CS-89, alongside entire dungeons via heavy magic, came into C-197. Chris also came into the dimension as a Cleric to prevent "something really bad" from happening. Neither that nor how the migrations to C-197 worked have been disclosed.

==Character sheet==
Chris posted an in-progress character sheet to Twitter on 30 January 2020. As with his [[art]], the sheet is written in pen.

{| class="wikitable"
|+HIT DICE
|1d8 + 1d10
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|+ATTACKS AND SPELLCASTING
|-
! NAME
! ATK BONUS
! DAMAGE/TYPE
|-
|Longsword
|
|1d8 Slashing
|-
|Crossbow, Hand
|
|1d6 Piercing
|-
|Dual Shortsword
|
|2d6 Piercing
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|+FEATURES AND TRAITS
|Shelter of the Faithful, By Popular Demand, Rustic Hospitality, Guild Membership, Discovery, Position of Privilege, Researcher

Transform Bonuses;

[[Pokémon|Mega Evolving]] with C.C. [[Sonichite]] adds +5 to ALL Bonuses (super).

7 [[Sonic|Chaos Emerald]] transform to Hyper [[Chris Chan Sonichu]] adds +10 to ALL Bonuses.

Going HDD To [[CPU Blue Heart]] adds +5 to ALL Bonuses.

* I can't be Mega Evolved and Hyper Form at the same time
* I can be Mega Evolved OR Hyper Form while in either Normal Sonichu Form or CPU Form. Bonuses get combined in this instance (of CPU and Mega or Hyper).

Single Transformation lasts for one action.

Giant Killer, Steel Will, Land's Stride, Dual Wielder. Athlete,
Elemental Adept, Observant, War Caster, Spellcasting (Cleric + Ranger), Divine Domain (Knowledge, Life, Light), Channel Divinity, Turn/Destroy Undead (3) Divine Intervention, Favored Enemy, Natural Mountain Explorer, Two-Weapon Fighting
|}

{| class="wikitable"
|+EQUIPMENT
|Longsword, Shield, Chain Shirt, Two Short-swords, Hand Crossbow, 20 Crossbow Bolts, Travelers Clothes, [[Sonichu Medallion]], C.C. [[Sonichite]], [[Magic stones|Celestial key]], Magic Wand, Magic Amp, Elixer Bottle, Pen, [[Magic Stones]];

Backpack: Bedroll, Magnifying Glass, 50' Rope, 2 Spellbooks, 10 Potions, Painter Supplies, Blanket, DayRations (5), Mess Kit, Waterskin, Note Case, Signet Ring, Small Knife, Dice & Cards, Guild Letter
|}

<center><gallery>
File:D&D character sheet1.jpg
File:D&D character sheet2.jpg
File:D&D character sheet3.jpg
</gallery></center>


===Flaws===
Fans noted several flaws with Chris's character sheet.

*Broken character.
*Abilities which don't exist in D&D. such as Mega-evolving from ''[[Pokémon]]''.
*Nonsensical speed. A single round of D&D lasts six seconds in-game. An average player moves 30 feet in that time, while Chris's character moves 3,700 feet in that time.
*Starting at level 23, a level higher than god characters.
*Only has 2 hit dice. A level 23 character would be expected to have a cumulative total of 23 hit dice.
*Overpowered transformation ability, giving himself a +5 or +10 bonus, enough to make it so that he would never lose at dice rolls unless rolling a one.
*Insufficient equipment. Chris has two swords and a crossbow, despite his character (Cleric/Ranger hybrid) not being optimized to wield either.
*Prioritizing fluff about the character over skills, stats or feats.
*Attempt to homebrew a race (Sonichu).
*Clerics are only permitted one Divine Domain. Chris has chosen three (Knowledge, Life and Light).

*He has the "Shelter of the Faithful", "By Popular Demand", "Rustic Hospitality", "Guild Membership", "Discovery", "Position of Privilege" and "Sage" features, which implies he took SEVEN backgrounds (Acolyte, Entertainer, [[Ego|Folk Hero]], Guild Artisan, Hermit, [[Anne_Boleyn|Noble]] and Sage) instead of the permitted ONE.
*Has taken the Favored Enemy feat, but hasn't actually chosen a favored enemy.

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Hobbies]]

Debt

2020-02-01T16:15:42Z

Fiddy: Typo

{{incomplete}}

{{quote|How the hell CWC is going to pay all that?|Twitter user TaoOfMao1, on viewing the result for Chris's third debt lawsuit.}}

{{quote|A bit at a time. Do Not Judge Me, [[Asperchu|Mao]]. It is wrong to judge others by outdated information and financial shit.|Chris's response<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1075548549142720512</ref>. He has been sued for nonpayment many times since.}}

[[File:Barb discover bank result.png|thumb|200px|The first of many debt lawsuits against the Chandlers.]]

'''Debt''' is money owed to a creditor. Due to their mutual laziness and propensities towards hoarding, [[Barbara]] and [[Chris]] are both heavily in debt. Both have been taken to court for their failure to pay debts. According to court records, Barbara owes at least $20,000, while Chris owes over $7,000.

As of 2020, Barb has been sued two times and Chris nine times (two being garnishment cases).

==Debts==
This table summarizes various unpaid debts charged to credit cards and other owed amounts between Chris and Barb. Keep in mind that these are only amounts found by [[CWCki|Christorians]] via Chris's online posts and Virginia District Court public records.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chandlers-sued-for-debt-megathread.55045/ Chandlers sued for debt megathread]</ref>

On 30 November 2016, Chris started a [[Patreon]] with a goal of '''$250,000'''; he estimates $200,000 to pay off the mortgage and other debts, plus an extra $50,000 for himself, [[Chris and negotiation|just ''because'']].

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!data-sort-type="date"|Filed date
!data-sort-type="date"|Judgement date
!data-sort-type="string"|Debtor
!data-sort-type="string"|Item
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)
!data-sort-type="string"|Notes
|-
|
|
|Barbara
|Mortgage payments to Seterus Inc
!style="text-align:right;" |115,000.00
|Mortgaged [[14 Branchland Court]] for collateral to pay credit card debt. $900 per month, using money from Chris's [[tugboat]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3556926</ref>
|-
|24 September 2014
|n/a
|Chris
|Loan for [[Son-Chu]]
!style="text-align:right;" |9,000.00
|
|-
|1 March 2016
|n/a
|Chris
|PS4 purchase (via Fingerhut.com)
!style="text-align:right;" |540.00
|
|-
|16 April 2016
|n/a
|Chris
|Payday loan (not counting the extremely high interest rates)
!style="text-align:right;" |3,000.00
|
|- class="sortbottom"
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="4"|Total
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|
|}

==Court cases==

{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!data-sort-type="date"|Filed date
!data-sort-type="date"|Judgement date
!data-sort-type="string"|Debtor
!data-sort-type="string"|Item
!data-sort-type="currency" |Amount ($)
!data-sort-type="string"|Notes
|-
|19 February 2016
|16 March 2016
|Barbara
|Discover Bank debt lawsuit
!style="text-align:right;" |4,706.93
|
|-
|4 August 2016
|14 September 2016
|Barbara
|Capital One debt lawsuit
!style="text-align:right;" |15,906.99
|
|-
|17 July 2017
|24 August 2017
|Chris
|Mariner Finance debt lawsuit
!style="text-align:right;" |
|Case dismissed
|-
|24 September 2018
|16 January 2019
|Chris
|Second Round Sub debt lawsuit
!style="text-align:right;" |2,467.63
|Failed to maintain payments; creditor filed for garnishment
|-
|23 October 2018
|19 December 2018
|Chris
|Midland Funding debt lawsuit
!style="text-align:right;" |2,777.90
|Failed to maintain payments; creditor filed for garnishment
|-
|2 April 2019
|19 June 2019
|Chris
|Portfolio Recovery Associates debt lawsuit
!style="text-align:right;" |1,079.08
|
|-
|6 May 2019
|19 June 2019
|Chris
|Portfolio Recovery Associates debt lawsuit
!style="text-align:right;" |1,602.62
|
|-
|24 May 2019
|3 July 2019
|Chris
|Midland Funding garnishment hearing
!style="text-align:right;" |
|Closed early. Result: Dismissed No Funds
|-
|11 November 2019
|<s>15 January 2020</s>
|Chris
|Second Round Sub garnishment hearing
!style="text-align:right;" |
|Closed early. Result: Other
|-
|30 January 2020
|18 March 2020
|Chris
|Jefferson Capital Systems debt lawsuit
!style="text-align:right;" |
|Ongoing
|-
|30 January 2020
|18 March 2020
|Chris
|Portfolio Recovery Associates debt lawsuit
!style="text-align:right;" |
|Ongoing
|- class="sortbottom"
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="4"|Total debt cases
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|11
|}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - 2020 Jefferson Capital Systems LLC, Warrant in Debt (Chris, GV20000042-00).png ‎|Jefferson Capital Systems, Warrant in Debt, January 2020
File:Court Record - 2020 Portfolio Recovery Associates, Warrant in Debt (Chris, GV20000043-00).png‎|Portfolio Recovery Associates, Warrant in Debt, January 2020

</gallery></center>

==Causes of debt==
===Credit Cards===
That Chris has managed to acquire several credit cards is very surprising, but the foolishness with which he uses them wouldn't surprise anybody at all. As of [[February 2009]], Chris had managed to rack up $2,000 worth of debt (at the time of [[Mumble 4]], $1,000 of that sum came from the [[PSN]] store, but his bill for PSN downloads increased by the day) and had even stolen his parents' credit cards to use when his own were maxed out. According to an [[Vivian Gee E-mails 2|e-mail Chris sent to Vivian Gee]], by [[January 2010]] his debt was around $3,500 and had apparently been higher at some point in the intervening time.

By that point, Chris's debt had gotten so out of hand that Bob was forced to step in, making Chris reduce and manage on his spending, and forcing Chris to make regular payments to pay off his outstanding debt. Chris, thoughtless and uninterested in the fact that unpaid credit card debt accrues severe interest, had historically made payments in the smallest installments possible.

Chris provided some more details about this situation in his [[Jackie E-mails 6|e-mails to Jackie]] from [[July 2010]]. At some point, Bob paid off Chris's credit card debt and took payment in installments out of the tugboat in compensation. This foolish act of parental financial enabling allowed Chris to avoid the immediate consequences of his gross financial irresponsibility, and resulted in Chris learning nothing about how to manage his own finances, reinforcing Chris's attitude that he should be able to do anything that he wants and not suffer any negative consequences.

===Best Buy MasterCard===
Not surprisingly, it only took Chris a few short months to land himself in more financial trouble. In the [[Matthew Noble call]], Bob himself revealed that Chris had not only acquired a MasterCard charge account through [[Best Buy]], but as of the second week of [[August 2010]], Chris had predictably used it to land himself in yet more debt and had been laden with fees for bouncing a card payment.

One of Chris's [[Jackie E-mails 7|e-mails to Jackie]] reveals that Chris acquired the Best Buy charge card without his parents' permission; he only told them about it after receiving 2 bounced check fees that showed up on his bank statement, which his father was actively monitoring. In true Chris fashion, he tried to repay the minimum balance each month. When he was forced to reveal the debt to his parents, Bob was obviously less than thrilled. He promptly took control of Chris's bank account as well as his credit cards. From that point until Bob's death, he received only an allowance in the form of Visa gift cards, leaving him unable to accrue any more debt for a short time. At the time, the prospect of not being able to blow his welfare on frivolities [[Jackie E-mails 8|stressed him out]].

Curiously, even in his private communications with Jackie, Chris claimed that the overdraft fees that gave away the existence of the card to Bob were the work of trolls. Elsewhere in their conversations, however, he recounts other instances of "getting carried away" and accidentally overdrawing his bank account, suggesting that he was just using the trolls as a handy scapegoat for his own mistakes.

Bob, delusional and in the throes of some sort of conspiracy paranoia involving the staff and patrons of The GAMe PLACe, claimed that it was most likely [[Michael Snyder]] who had hacked Chris's credit card and checking accounts, though why someone who's been on a manager's salary for several years would bother stealing from any of the near-destitute Chandlers is unknown.

It's unknown why ''any'' financial institution would give Chris a line of credit at this point. Bob probably salvaged Chris's credit rating when he paid off all his prior card debt at once, but he angrily claimed Chris ruined it with the Best Buy debt (certainly true), and, in disturbingly Chris-like fashion, seemed to use this damning information to try to make Chris's latest brush with the [[Chris and the Law|law]] seem "petty" in comparison.

===Credit card debt===
Unverified information on Chris's credit card debt was leaked on the CWCki Forums on 4 June 2014. It was revealed that Chris had at least five active credit cards, with at least $7,600 in combined credit limit. Of the five known active cards, at least four were revealed to be maxed out, with at least $7400 in unpaid debt between the five cards. It was estimated that the minimum payment on Chris's known debt was at least $220 a month, and it was revealed that the only reason that Chris had been able to obtain the credit that he had was that, historically, he had almost always at least paid the minimum payment each month, although it was implied that he rarely if ever paid more than the minimum.<ref>[http://cwckiforums.com/threads/chris-and-his-finances-an-in-depth-review-of-his-debt.3809/ CWCki Forums: "Chris and his finances: An in-depth review of his debt"] ([https://archive.today/K6R2c archived version])</ref>

===Credit Increase===
In [[June 2016]], Chris's credit card company raised his credit limit. Chris reacted to this news by blowing his "bonus" on [[Transformers]] only to later beg for money over [[Facebook]] while blaming his [[Barb|mother]] for "impulsively" spending more on their overdue bills than the minimum amount due.
<center><gallery>
File:Transformers fb post1.jpg|Chris bragging about using his credit increase to buy Transformers.
File:Transformers fb post2.jpg|''Nine minutes later'', Chris blaming his family's financial shortfalls on his mother's bill payments.
</gallery></center>

===Payday loan===
In early 2016, [[CatKnight Interview|Arthur Spatchcock]] discovered that Chris had taken out a payday loan for $3,000.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-spent-over-425-on-ebay-last-month.19451/page-13#post-1392146</ref>

{{quotebox|Chris "borrowed" three thousand dollars. What he did with it is hazy, sure, but how do you think he bought all those lego sets for Lego Dimensions? }}

A payday loan charges extremely high interest rates (usually at least 400%), which does not bode well for Chris, due to his habit of only paying back minimal amounts at a time.

==Looking ahead==
{{see also|Financhu Crisis#Future|l1=Financhu Crisis, Future section}}

In Virginia, creditors can force Barb or Chris into bankruptcy by filing an "involuntary petition": in reality, however, there are a lot of requirements that make such petition very unlikely.<ref>https://www.vsb.org/site/publications/the-bankruptcy-process</ref> If the creditors somehow manage to force the Chandlers' into bankruptcy, the bank that owns [[14 Branchland Court]] may think twice about letting the Chandlers' (or any other bankrupt household) stay, increasing the risk of the so-called 'Homeless Saga' becoming a reality.<ref>Guardsman42 (21 June 2019). [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chandlers-sued-for-debt-megathread.55045/page-23#post-4880132 Re: Chandlers sued for debt megathread]. ''Kiwi Farms''. Retrieved 19 December 2019.</ref> That explains why concerned followers have urged Chris to sign up for supported accommodation soon, since the waiting list may be long.

==See also==
*[[Chris and money]]
*[[Debt hearing (eyewitness account)]]
*[[Financhu Crisis]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Things bought with taxpayer money]]

Dungeons and Dragons

2020-02-01T16:08:53Z

Fiddy: His character sheet has the wrong number of hit dice. Also, it appears to be level 23, not 24.

Count Dankula

2018-06-23T13:02:01Z

Fiddy: Fixed a shitload of typos. There's still a ton of grammatical errors in the transcript, mostly capitalisation and ending punctuation, mostly in the start of the transcript.

'''Markus Meechan''', better known as '''Count Dankula''', is a Scottish [[YouTube]]r and [[ween]]. He is known for achieving major press coverage for posting a video where his girlfriend's pug does the [[Idea Guy|Nazi salute]] on command.

==Interview==
The interview was initially teased by [[Kiwi Farms]] owner Null two days before, when he posted: "A YouTube/broader Internet celebrity with a large audience is interviewing Chris on Tuesday. If you have any requests put them in now".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-chan-interviews.35683/page-12#post-3422382</ref> Like [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A 1]], the questions were from user requests.

Some highlights include Chris saying that he physically travels to [[CWCville]] and other [[My Little Pony|fictional cartoon]] and [[Pokémon|video games]] locations through [[Chris and reality|portals that open up before him]], and claiming that his homemade [[S-Chu Ball]] is physical evidence of something he brought back from the other side. Another claim Chris makes is that he, his father [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] and serial killer [[Ted Bundy]] are/were half-[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] in real life. Most troubling of all is that Chris claims that serial killer Ted Bundy did not kill anyone, was innocent of all those crimes, was working undercover to find who the real murderer was, and was framed for the murders – all ideas he got from [[Idea Guy]]. Also, at some moments of the interview, he randomly starts making weird sounds in a way to be funny, despite the fact he looks creepy doing it, even Dankula asks him if he is alright.

{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat With Chris-Chan
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ijGuu_qq2ic}}
| stardate = 5 [[June 2018]]
| maker = Count Dankula
|style= {{Crazy}} Crazy
|saga= {{Idea Guy}} Idea Guy
| previous = [[Copitz|Copitz Interview]]
| next = [[Send Me to Too Many Games Convention!]]
| subject = }}

==Transcript==
{{Transcript}}
{{Incomplete}}
Count:[laughs nervously] and uh here we are ehh chri- Chris-chan it is amazing to actually finally be able to meet you, how you doing?

'''Chris:''' I'm doing okay how are you?

'''Count:''' I uh-

'''Chris:''' Live on [[Wikipedia:Space Ghost Coast to Coast|''Space Ghost Coast to Coast'']]!

'''Count:''' [Laughs] Well uh I have been trying to set up this interview for quite a little while and as someone that has actually watched for uh good number of years and obviously, you know that a lot of the internet is very interested in you so I'm going to do my best and make sure this interview isn't like all the other interviews you've had where the interviews have been pretty lame and they haven't dove too much into you so I'm going try to go into areas that some people may not have spoken about so I do have a few questions lined up of a few things that I'm pretty interested in hearing about uh mainly about CWCville is-

'''Chris:''' Yes

'''Count:''' One of the... one of the main things that I've- from what I've read and some of the things I've seen is that you believe that CWCville itself is a completely real place

'''Chris:''' It is a real place

'''Count:''' as well... and all the characters within CWCville are also real

'''Chris:''' Yes

'''Count:''' and mo- and one thing that I've heard as well is that you believe that you can actually travel to CWCville

'''Chris:''' Yes I do believe so

'''Count:''' ohthatsfineum- so what is it that actually makes CWCville a real place

'''Chris:''' well it exists in another dimension and realistically it's in the northern part of Virginia

'''Count:''' Th- CWCville is in the northern part of [[Virginia]]

'''Chris:''' ya

'''Count:''' so you can actually travel there

'''Chris:''' uh not in this world but I gu- I have a way of which I'll be able to get there from this world to over there in that world

'''Count:''' how- how is it you actually travel there then, just curious

'''Chris:''' Well, we're still working on th- getting the bugs out of it, among which I've [[Wikipedia:Astral projection|astral projected]] there. Your accent is quite infectious.

'''Count:''' [''Laughs''] Thanks very much, I try my best to speak clearly whenever I'm on [[YouTube]] because my accent's very thick and sometimes people, uh, have trouble understanding what I'm saying. So, uhh, just to clarify as well, you can reach CWCville through astral projection, then, so it's like, with meditation kind of, you can reach CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' Right. So, any g-

'''Chris:''' That's the easiest way of visiting at least.

'''Count:''' Right, I've got you. Umm, and so obviously, if you go to CWCville all the characters will be there, all the characters are actually real?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' Right, well, just as... is there any... I'm just asking, is there any evidence that you have that proves CWCville is a real place?

'''Chris:''' Evidence? I can show a few things that I've actually gotten from there...

'''Count:''' If...If you want to show them on stream, yeah, that would be good.

'''Chris:''' I have an [[S-Chu Ball]] for one thing [''shows ball off to camera'']

'''Count:''' Did you get that from CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Count:''' That's interesting, that's amazing. Well, see how you... Have you travelled to CWCville before, yourself?

'''Chris:''' Yep.

'''Count:''' You have? Umm, can anyone travel to CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Hmm... Currently, the majority can travel to CWCville through meditation and astral projection. But for the, like, the proper visitation to happen, we're working on a portal, eh?

'''Count:''' Right. Okay, and so do you need to get special permission, then, before you can enter CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Eh... We're still going through a bunch of red tape there, but yeah. Pretty much.

'''Count:''' Ah, right, I've got you then. So then would CWCville essentially have, uhh, a bit of an immigration policy, then, only certain people would be allowed in?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. Too many people from this world could take great advantage of things, and try to make things go wrong. Very very bad.

'''Count:''' I completely understand where you're coming from. Umm, so when you actually travel to CWCville, what do you do while you're there?

'''Chris:''' I help watch over things, I help defend the city when need be, and I definitely see over the laws and things.

'''Count:''' Right. Because you're the mayor.

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I'm pretty much the big leader, I'm the head honcho, I'm the creator and the chronicler.

'''Count:''' Right, okay. So obviously you created this place so, would essentially... you'd be a little bit higher than the leader then, wouldn't you? Wouldn't you be the god since you literally created the place?

'''Chris:''' No, no. I am not a god because a God created everything, I only created a portion. I did not create all things.

'''Count:''' That's fair enough, that's very humble. And when you're in CWCville, who do you speak to in particular? What characters from the Sonichu/CWCville universe, who do you speak to?

'''Chris:''' I talk to the... I talk to my [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] and all the others of [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|my species]].

'''Count:''' So what do you talk about?

'''Chris:''' About... I'm half [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]].

'''Count:''' You're half Sonichu?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' So is it... Sonichu like part of yourself, almost like a split personality sort of thing, or is it an alter ego? [''the Count seems to be confused between Sonichus as a species and Sonichu the individual'']

'''Chris:''' You see me transform in the books, eh? It's pretty much like that.

'''Count:''' Right. So are you yourself Sonichu? When you go to CWCville, do you transform into Sonichu or are you still-

'''Chris:''' I, I go there, I'm human, and then I can transform into my [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] form.

'''Count:''' Riiight, right, I understand now. That's fine, that's interesting, and umm, one thing that I've sort of read about you as well is that you feel all other cartoon universes, so things like American Dad, My Little Pony, so on and so on, they're all actually real places, as well?

'''Chris:''' Yes, they are.

'''Count:''' And all the characters there are actually real?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes.

'''Count:''' But do they exist sort of in the same dimension as the Sonichu universe, or do they have their own dimension?

'''Chris:''' Some universes... Some of them actually do have an alternate dimension, like Steven Universe where World War II never happened.

'''Count:''' Right.

'''Chris:''' That's a whole different dimension right there.

'''Count:''' Right, I understand. So, some of them exist in the same dimension, some of them are different, but do you get to all of them by the same method?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, among which a whole dimensional portal and everything, yes.

'''Count:''' Right. So is it, different portals or different kinds of meditation will take you to different universes?

'''Chris:''' Get you-

'''Count:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Get you physically there.

'''Count:''' Nice one, that's interesting. Now, see, CWCville itself. Now obviously you are the creator, you're the one that creates the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], you draw them all up and you create the story of CWCville. Now, what would happen to CWCville if you just stopped creating the comics? Like-

'''Chris:''' E-Everybody still continues on living their lives as normal, like, like you or me. Our story still continues on as long as we live.

'''Count:''' Th-

'''Chris:''' And pretty much, uhh, what I've written and, what I've written and chronicled, yeah? Among which that definitely happened beyond my own power and authority of pen and paper, but then also some of it... had already happened and I just was able to get the history in my mind all the way directly from there. It's a whole psychic process, eh?

'''Count:''' Right. So, uhh, what would happen to CWCville after you're gone, would the CWCville universe just continue regardless? It would just keep going?

'''Chris:''' It would, it would keep going, yes... [''speaking like a showman''] The show must go on!

'''Count:''' [''Laughs''] Well, moving on from CWCville, that has been some really interesting stuff that you've actually told me about, but just to go a bit more into sort of personal things about your life, I have read an awful lot into you, but I'm... Let me try and keep things as positive as I absolutely can, now, it's just that some people are really interested in your relationship with [[Bob|your father]], and it's just to find out what are some of the fondest memories you have of your father?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, well let's just see, eh? That's quite a bit to think about. I'd say among which, definitely, the road trips and him taking me to a park or two, and just enjoying the scenery and all.
[[File:Dreaming studio.png|thumb|The dreaming studio]]
'''Count:''' That's really nice. Umm, I know your dad had something, was it called the dreaming studio?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, yes, that's a workshop in the backyard.

'''Count:''' Umm, did you and your dad ever make anything together in there?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, a few do-it-yourself projects.

'''Count:''' Was it just like woodworking, stuff like that?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' Well, what did you make?

'''Chris:''' [''Exhales''] I don't remember.

'''Count:''' Was it a long time ago? Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Too long, yeah.

'''Count:''' Nah, that's absolutely fair enough. I know that another question, as well, that a lot of people are interested in is, eh, have you ever been to [[Wikipedia:Walt Disney World|Disney World]] or any other theme parks?

'''Chris:''' No.

'''Count:''' You've never been to theme parks?

'''Chris:''' I've been to a theme park before, but I've definitely never gone out of state to go to a theme park.

'''Count:''' Alright, what kind of rides were your favorite?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, I like the... I like the roller coaster, I like the ferris wheel, I like the spinning-go-round where you're sp- you're... you're inside the [incomprehensible], you're spinning around and around, and you come out all dizzy.

'''Count:''' Ah. You're braver than me, uhh, I went-

'''Chris:''' [''Laughs loudly'']

'''Count:''' [''Chuckles''] I went on a roller coaster once when I was twelve, and it made me sick, and I've never been on one again ever since. [''Shakes head''] I'm scared of roller coasters.

'''Chris:''' I t-

'''Count:''' [''Laughs'']

'''Chris:''' I tell you the trick? You find your center when you're feeling dizzy. You just... you ride the dizziness in your brain, you find the center in your brain and you ride with it.

'''Count:''' [''Laughs again''] I'll keep that in mind. And uhh, another question that quite a few people are interested in is, ehm, who... What can you tell us about... Is it Maggie-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, [[Magi-Chan]].

'''Count:''' M... Magi-Chan, sorry, umm, who is Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Uhh, he is our... He is our resident major powerful psychic/electric type Sonichu. Amongst the special 59. There are 59 of us special Sonichus and Rosechus out of the thousands they emitted from the [[rainbow]] of [[Sonichu chronology#2003|February 3, two thousand... [''thinks''] three]].

'''Count:''' Ah, right, and what's your relationship to Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:''' Throughout my entire life, he's a lot older than you think. Hmm. And definitely as old as I had mentioned on [[Twitter]] earlier, but anyway... [''widens eyes''] He was my guardian angel my whole life.

'''Count:''' So... So has he been around a lot longer than the CWCville universe, then?

'''Chris:''' Quite so, even a lot longer than me.

'''Count:''' Really?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' So well, what is it that he does? Does he just sort of look out for you in the real world, and even in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' He looks out for everyone in CWCville, he looks out for me, he looks out for a lot of us people. And he's my loving, devoted husband.

'''Count:''' So you're... You're married to Magi-Chan as well?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' So what's uhh... What's your relationship with Magi-Chan like, then?

'''Chris:''' Really good. We have a good... We have a good relationship between us, good communication and everything. [''Smiles'']

'''Count:''' That's really good then, how long have you been married for?

'''Chris:''' We've been married since March 26, this year.

'''Count:''' Congratulations, I'm actually getting married myself.

'''Chris:''' Heh. Congratulations to you. I'm also married to my [[Cryzel Rosechu]], we got married on the same day. We're polyamorous.

'''Count:''' P... Polyamorous... relationship? [''Visibly confused'']

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' Very progressive. Umm... So, I understand one of the things about your past is your [[Love Quest]], you were obviously looking to find a partner, and uhh... Some people made fun of you for it, which I find very unfair because, you know, finding a life partner is everyone's goal, to be honest, you were just a lot more vocal about it. So...

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' So you being married to these two characters, does that mean that you've completed your Love Quest, then?

'''Chris:''' Pretty much, yes. Because it turns out, uhh, I was destined for this relationship, and that's why my past relationships, real and fictional, with the theoretical exes that were trolls and bullies that pretend to be women, that's why they all failed. Because I was destined for this [''forces a smile''] [[Lovely Weather|lovely relationship]].

'''Count:''' That's... That's amazing, that's really good, so like, do any of them exist in the real world, or do they only exist in the CWCville universe, I know you said Magi-Chan...

'''Chris:''' They exi-... They exi-... They exist in this world, they exist in that world, they exist everywhere.

'''Count:''' Right. And so, so they...

'''Chris:''' They just come... They come from there, they come from here, they use a portal and whatnot to get from there to here.

'''Count:''' Right. And are any of them with you right now?

'''Chris:''' Oh yes, they're all with... A lot of them are... A few of them are with my, currently my hubby and my honey.

'''Count:''' That's good, umm... This is something I've kept track of for a long time, so I'm actually pretty happy that you've completed your Love Quest. Congratulations.

'''Chris:''' Yes. Yes, thank you.

'''Count:''' And, uhh, one thing that you brought up as well was one of the main things that I did want to speak about, is, in your past you have had people troll you, I would probably go as far as to say that you have been one of the most trolled people on the internet, and I'm... I'm kind of known for being a bit of a troll myself, I like to make fun of people, I like to take the piss out of people, but there is a line that people shouldn't cross. I feel if you're trolling someone, you shouldn't affect their real life, and you have had some really really bad things happen to you in the past, things that even to me are things that really cross the line. And it has had a really bad effect on you.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm.

'''Count:''' And stuff, like you said people in the past pretended to be women, tricking you into falling in love with them, and I-

'''Chris:''' Mhmm...

'''Count:''' I know one of them was BlueSpike, and I thought what BlueSpike did particularly was absolutely disgusting. I thought what he did to you was terrible.

'''Chris:''' Mhmm. [''Covering face'']

'''Count:''' Yeah. I'm sorry, I don't mean to upset you, Chris, I would... If you don't want me to talk about it, I won't talk about it.

'''Chris:''' It's all right.

'''Count:''' Okay, I'm very sorry, I'll move on from that, I just uhh... I just wanted to make it clear that some of the stuff that's happened to you is very very unfair

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' And just so you know, we don't... Not everyone laughs at what happened to you.

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Count:''' I just wanted you to know that.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, thank you. If there's anything positive I'd like for everybody who, say, gets trolls or bullies out there on the internet, definitely just ignore them and try and move on with your lives for yourself offline and uhh... Just try to do good for yourself, be emotionally positive for yourself, because the most important person you could love, or who loves you, is yourself.

'''Count:''' That's a good and wholesome message, that's really good. But like, those were just some of the main questions that people wanted to go over but I'm quite happy that you keep talking about CWCville cause it seems that CWCville is obviously a passion it's what you're most active about and you love doing.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, that and my species of Sonichus and Rosechus.

'''Count:'''So what's next in the CWCville storyline then? What's next to happen?

'''Chris:''' We're still developing, it's ongoing. I'm still working on the Ninth star book, and after that I'm working on book 14, which is... we're end up going further into Graduon's story.

'''Count:''' And what's going to happen there, or do you not- do you not want to give away too much of the story there? Do you want to keep it a secret?

'''Chris:''' Well, essentially we go- we talk about Graduon's history, and how he came to be here and there, and uh... at this point pretty much coming back to Earth in the Metal Sonichu body and what happens after that.

'''Count:''' Nice one. It's interesting. So, in regards to then, obviously you're in a polyamorous relationship. Do you plan on having kids?

'''Chris:''' Eventually yes. That is definitely part of the destiny.

'''Count:''' Do you have a destiny planned out for yourself?

'''Chris:''' The destiny was planned out for me without my knowledge.

'''Count:''' [''Laughs''] Was that- was that Magi-Chan that did that?

'''Chris:''' For so many years I didn't even know until most recently, but yeah. It's all good.

'''Count:''' That's good then. What are you... what are you doing with yourself in the real world anyway? You just sitting making comics and stuff, or you just doing your drawings? What else are you doing in the real world?

'''Chris:''' Uh, I didn't understand the question.

'''Count:''' Oh, sorry, just... In the real world, like where you are just now, like outside of CWCville, do you have any future plans or anything or are all of your plans centered on CWCville? Basically is all that matters or of the real world.

'''Chris:''' I don't know much about future plans right now, except for what I've learned recently about the uh... about my destiny and everything, so I'm pretty much just going with the flow, and doing as I go, which it actually kind of works out. Being pretty much in the present.

'''Count:''' Well that's good then. So, I'm just trying to- it's some of the things you've said about CWCville with like- I'm fascinated, mainly about the dimensions type of thing but like... It's just that I'm interested in about the travel, like how often do you actually travel to CWCville?

'''Chris:''' I'd say most daily.

'''Count:''' Daily? How long do you spend there?

'''Chris:''' Uh, about like a few hours at the moment?

'''Count:''' Does it... does it work in the same way like, for example, if you travel to CWCville and you're there for two hours, does two hours pass in the real world?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the time difference is one to one.

'''Count:''' Right, so it's the same amount of time. Right.

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' It's fair enough. I'm just- so what else do you- what else is it that you do there? Do you just talk to everyone, like, do you have a house in CWCville that you live in?

'''Chris:''' Yes, I have a place that I live in there.

'''Count:''' Right. And do you live there with your wife and husband then there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. We're pretty much mostly still here- still here at the time, and we're going to end up being mostly over there much later on.

'''Count:''' No, that's fair enough. And I totally- It's weird that I totally get where you're coming from. Is there anything else, like, about CWCville, that you think people would find interesting? We've got about 3,000 people watching just now and they're finding it pretty interesting. Is there anything else you want to tell them that, you know, not many people know that you think they'd be interested in?

'''Chris:''' [''Sighs''] Well, I definitely so much more to CWCville that meets the eye. And, by the way, Pallet Town where Ash Ketchum came from, as well as Viridian City is clearly south of CWCville.

'''Count:''' So is the Pokémon Universe in the same dimension as CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' That's cool, cause I fucking love [[Pokémon]]. I love Pokémon, I don't care how old I am. I love Pokemon. [''Laughs''] And so, do you travel to Pallet Town as well then when you're in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Just nearby, so... we got Oak down there, we also have our own Pokemon professor in the city of CWCville as well. Anyways, it's all good, it's fine. But also you think a character that's on [''Stutters''] you think a character or person is fictional in this world, they exist in that dimension or in a sister dimension, once again like Stephen Universe is in that different dimension where World War 2 never happened.

'''Count:''' Right. Did World War II happen in the CWCville universe?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' It happened there?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, this one's pretty much... the sister dimension to this world where we're living in right now, you and me.

'''Count:''' Right. [''pauses in awe''] I have so many questions! So, so you've got-

'''Chris:''' So many questions, so little time.

'''Count:''' I know, I know, I'm sorry, but like... So, CWCville itself has its own Pokémon professor, so there's obviously Pokémon in CWCville that you can catch.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, and Sonichus and Rosechus are definitely in the family, you know, between the evolution of [[Rosey]]- Rosechu-[[Vamprosa]]; [[Sonee]]-[[Sonichu]]-[[Metonic]]... They're all official Pokemon, and there's literally over 1,000 Pokémon in existence and registered officially in the Pokédex over there that are not yet chronicled in this world in the games and everything. And Sonichu is number 982.

'''Count:''' So, those Pokémon that exist in the CWCville universe that haven't yet come into the games in the real world.

'''Chris:''' You mustn't not- You don't have to call it CWCville universe, because it essentially is the neutral sister dimension universe to our world here where everybody exists pretty much.

'''Count:''' So out of all the cartoon or comic universes that exist, CWCville is the one that's most closely related to the one that we're in now?

'''Chris:''' Well you have pretty much CWCville, but there's also [[The Simpsons|Springfield]], [[Family Guy|Quahog]], the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles live there, and even [[Transformers|Cybertron]] exists there. And [[My Little Pony|Canterlot High School]] with a portal to Equestria.

'''Count:''' Right, so they're all deeply-

'''Chris:''' In the same dimension!

'''Count:''' So we're all in the same dimension as these other worlds?

'''Chris:''' Yeah, the only difference is that pretty much... we can't see it in this world or our reality, but we open our minds and we can see what would be invisible in this world, but it's fully visible there in that dimension. And the Gamindustri and all the CPUs are there.

'''Count:''' Right. Who are the CPUs?

'''Chris:''' The Console Patron Units. ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]''.

'''Count:''' What do they do? I don't know what they are. Sorry.

'''Chris:'''[''Pause''] You gotta get in on this.'' Hyperdimension Neptunia'' this is , the games been around for many years, the CPUs are the goddesses, there's a religion around them and everything. And there's like a 12 episode anime for them that covers at least the basics about them.

'''Count:''' Right, right, okay. So when you mention the other worlds like obviously Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Transformers and stuff like that, do you travel to those worlds too?

'''Chris:''' Uh, among which I can project myself to there, yeah.

'''Count:''' Oh, obviously because you're the creator of CWCville, is it- it's obviously much easier for you to get to CWCville than it is to these other worlds.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, pretty much among which, it just takes a little bit more effort for me to get to most anywhere else.

'''Count:''' So, what other worlds have you travelled to?

'''Chris:''' I've definitely been to Equestria.

'''Count:''' You mean Equestria, Is that the My Little Pony one?

'''Chris:''' Yeah.

'''Count:''' Alright, so what did you do when you were there?

'''Chris:''' Uh... just pretty much, diplomatic things.

'''Count:''' So, do these other worlds, do they have like diplomatic relations with each other then, do you sort of act as a diplomat between the worlds?

'''Chris:''' Among which, and an ally. I try to be as good a friend as I can be.

'''Count:''' Right, so is it to sort of like to maintain peace or something? Cause it usually- whenever diplomats are involved, it's because worlds might not like each other. So do any of these worlds, you know, sort of...

'''Chris:''' I don't know the full- I don't know the total history, but there have been some conflicts among which in the past that have been previously chronicled in the animated, the live action, the anime series, and the comic books and manga and literature books and everything. It's all- a bunch of it- a lot of it's chronicled in our world, so what I don't know you can pretty much read about it.

'''Count:''' Right, so have some of cartoon worlds, then, have they like gone to war with each other before?

'''Chris:''' Uh... like I said, I don't know the full history, but I would go with among which... yeah.

'''Count:''' Do you know which ones? If you don't know it's fine.

'''Chris:''' I don't know. I don't know the totality of it all just yet. I only know, like... you know, this, that amount here and there. I don't know everything, its still a big world over there, just like this one.

'''Count:''' Yeah, is it- sorry.

'''Chris:''' And then the big universe that surrounds it. Even [[Planet Dolan]] is there.

'''Count:''' Planet Dolan, is that- is that in its own universe as well? That's the YouTuber isn't it, yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, but I'm talking about the actual [[Planet Dolan]] with all the characters from Planet Dolan actually exist like Melissa the Bird, and... PringleTheOne and Nixxiom and Hellbent and Dolan. Dolan himself. The character Dolan!

'''Count:''' That's amazing. So like, has CWCville ever been at war with any other cartoon worlds? Has there been problems or any kind of aggression or anything like that?

'''Chris:''' Not that I'm fully aware of, but I'm sure there have been a few differences here and there.

'''Count:''' So obviously your job is to make sure, like you act as the diplomat so you try and make sure that everything stay peaceful?

'''Chris:''' Yeah. And I have my own bunch of powers as well, so it works.

'''Count:''' So, what powers is it that you have?

'''Chris:''' Electric, Magic, Psychic... I'm still learning.

'''Count:''' So do these powers work in the real world or is this only when you travel to these other worlds?

'''Chris:''' They're still in development. They partially work in this world.

'''Count:''' Right. Is there anything more you want to tell me about your powers? What is it, specifically that you can-?

'''Chris:''' [''Hesitates''] Um, let's just leave it at... uh, I don't want to divulge too much right now.

'''Count:'''No that’s, that’s completely fine. Thats okay. So, who is it that teaches you your powers, is it Magi-Chan?

'''Chris:'''Um, among others, yes. I have many a teacher help me figure my powers out.

'''Count:'''Are these all people that exist within- they’re characters within the CWCville?

'''Chris:'''Among which, yes.

'''Count:'''That’s interesting. Um… [stunned silence]

'''Chris:'''Let’s move on to another topic.

'''Count:'''No. No that’s no problem, that’s fine. I’m just trying to- It’s just lot a bit of travel between the worlds thing. It’s just- Do you do it from your bedroom? Is it, like a mental thing? You’ve mentioned portals before, do you actually- when you say a portal, is it like a portal in your mind or does an actual portal open in front of you that you walk through?

'''Chris:'''An actual portal.

'''Count:'''An actual portal. And do you just open it in your bedroom and just walk through it?

'''Chris:'''Um, from my bedroom, anywhere… Let’s not divulge too much right now.

'''Count:'''No, it’s- I totally understand. You wouldn’t want- you wouldn’t want people figuring it out and trying to cause problems. Ehm… It’s something I may try it. But don’t worry, I’ll [''laughs''] I may try it myself. [''continues laughing'']

'''Chris:'''You may wanna go find- you may wanna go find somebody else who knows more about portal making than I do.

'''Count:'''It’s okay, it’s okay, I won’t ask you to teach me. Well… One thing that we can do is here, I’ll have a look and see if anybody has submitted any questions in the Superchat, see if there’s anything else that we can get here. It’ll just be a moment and I’ll read through these.

'''Chris:'''Okay.

'''Count:'''Dadadadada, just trying to find… anything here. While I’m looking for this, are you going to any [[conventions]] or anything like that this year? Are you going to Comic Con or anything?

'''Chris:'''Yeah, I’m going to BarneyCon later this year.

'''Count:'''BronyCon.

'''Chris:'''Yup.

'''Count:'''That’s cool. I’m probably going to ComicCon myself.

'''Chris:'''BronyCon’s quite close to home, just like a pretty much a two hour drive from here.

'''Count:'''I’m all the way over in Scotland.

'''Chris:'''[''horrible Scottish accent''] Oh, is that where you are? I thought your accent was quite genuine to be a Scottish accent, eh?

'''Count:'''[''laughs''] Yeah.

'''Chris:'''I’m like wh- I found on [[CWC Ancestry|23AndMe]] that I am 100% European. I think there was a little Scottish in there, although I’m mostly British.

'''Count:'''Was it British, ah, Scots are, we’re an interesting people. You know we got ginger hair and bad tempers, that’s usually what makes you Scottish. [''laugh''s]

'''Chris:'''Eh, people are colorful like that. Everybody’s got their honest interests and everything. And that’s fi- You know it’s funny, 23AndMe I did find me a point one- less than point 1 percent… Ashkenazi. Jewish.

'''Count:'''Ashkenazi Jewish.

'''Chris:'''Who knew? Yeah.

'''Count:'''That’s interesting.

'''Chris:''' And my ancestry go all the way- and my ancestors were from Africa, so there’s possibly a little bit of [[niggo|black]] in me too. [''black stereotype impression''] What’chu say me homie? [''Fat Albert impression''] Hey hey hey!

'''Count:''' [''bursts out laughing''] Umm... Just, I'm just double checking here. I'm trying to find... I'm not really finding any questions... Oh, someone's actually asked one here. What type of food is in CWCville? Like, is it just the same food you would get here, or is it different?

'''Chris:''' I’d say it’s the same amou- type of cuisine we get here, yes.

'''Count:''' Is there anything new that you can only get in CWCville?

'''Chris:''' Not that I’m aware of yet. 'Cept possibly maybe [[CWC Cola|CWC brand Cola]].

'''Count:''' CWC brand cola?

'''Chris:''' Or CWC brand anything.[''laughs'']

'''Count:''' So CWCville’s got its own brands of things as well.

'''Chris:''' Why not, it’s “CWC” enough to go with my initials.

'''Count:''' [''laughs''] I’m just-

'''Chris:''' It’s about as unique as Zap Apple Jam from Equestria.

'''Count:''' Right, so they’ve got like- they’ve got their own sort of products and CWCville has its own products as well.

'''Chris:''' Eh, give or take. They’re mostly similar.

'''Count:''' Someone’s actually asked a very good question. How does CWCville’s political system work? Cause I know that you’ve mentioned before there’s the mayor and the leaders. Is there other things does it have a senate? Or anything, you know a congressman?

'''Chris:'''I don’t know too much about politics, I’m just… I would say that they elect themselves… I’d say it’s similar, and they work along the political system of the rest of the country.

'''Count:'''Right, so is it just like- it’s not just one leader of CWCville, there’s obviously a group you know-

'''Chris:'''There’s like a staff underneath the mayor part as well.

'''Count:'''And then they advise? They obviously advise the mayor on decisions and things like that.

'''Chris:'''Yes.

'''Count:''' So what kind of decisions do they make? Is it just sort of things like opening a new park or something like that? Is it just those kind of decisions like sort of, you know, standard government decisions?

'''Chris:'''Yeah, pretty much.

'''Count:''' Fair enough, that’s quite cool. One thing that people are asking as well, um… this is something that I’ve actually never heard of, so I don’t know if this is actually true. Someone is saying to me you have a brother?

'''Chris:''' A brother?

'''Count:''' Yeah.

'''Chris:''' Yeah, I have two half brothers. That’s [[Joseph Cole Smithey]] over in New York City and Dr. [[David Alan Chandler]] over here in Virginia in the [[Richmond]] area, and my half sister [[Carol Chandler]]…Although she might have gotten married by now…I don’t know if she changed her last name or not.

'''Count:''' Alrighty, Do you still speak to them? Or do you stay in contact?

'''Chris:''' Uh… very rarely nowadays. They pretty much close- they closed themselves off from me.

'''Count:''' Well, why did they do that?

'''Chris:''' I’d say, they, well… To put it rather bluntly, I’d say Cole knows my mother, knows our mother quite too well. She’s always saying he’s not fond of her like that. And same possibly can be said of Alan and Carol of our father. And they just assumed distance themselves from, uh from- my from… their dad and our mom and just… uh, you know typical, like, the older brother from ''[[Wikipedia:Malcolm in the Middle|Malcolm in the Middle]]''.

'''Count:''' Right, right yeah that’s fine. So just sort of family disputes? It wasn’t really you or anything, it was just members of the family falling out with each other?

'''Chris:'''Pretty much, yeah.

'''Count:'''Yeah, don’t worry I completely understand that.

'''Chris:'''Yup. That’s the story, and we live with it.

'''Count:'''That’s fine, I’ve got similar stuff myself, don’t you worry. I’ve got a cousin who absolutely refuses to talk to me anymore.

'''Chris:'''I got cousins in Red Oak who refuse to talk to even my mother anymore.

'''Count:''' Really? Mine doesn’t talk to me for political reasons, but let’s not go into that.

'''Chris:''' Right.

'''Count:'''I’m just gonna have…

'''Chris:'''There’s three things you don’t talk about in general public; Religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.

'''Count:'''The Great Pumpkin? What’s the Great Pumpkin?

'''Chris:'''What, you never watched ''[[Peanuts]]''? Charlie Brown?

'''Count:'''Oh, yeah I think I remember something about that, yeah. I think I seen that when I was like a child. Like I was really young I think when I last watched that.

'''Chris:'''It’s fun to go back and watch the old cartoons you used to watch, reminisce. Feels-little, young once again, be like [''child impression''] Oh yeah, I’m familiar with this, I’ve seen it before, it’s still funny.

'''Count:'''I watched, like when I was growing up I watched [[Pokémon]], ''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'', and ''[[Transformers]]'', and [[Wikipedia:Street Sharks|''Street Sharks'']] as well. I used to watch Street Sharks all the time when I was younger. I had all the action figures and everything… I loved Street Sharks.

'''Chris:''' Hm. That’s cool.

'''Count:'''I’m just trying to… see if there’s any other questions… a lot of people are asking as well see because World War 2, you say happened in CWCville.

'''Chris:'''Yeah.

'''Count:'''So obviously, as Pokémon exist in CWCville, were Pokémon involved in the war?

'''Chris:'''I can’t say.

'''Count:'''That’s fine. I hope they weren’t cause that sounds horrible. I really hope they weren’t.

'''Chris:'''I think it was more of a human on human thing in that battle.

'''Count:'''That’s okay then. I don’t like the idea of Pokémon getting killed, so I hope it was just human on human.

'''Chris:'''Yeah, I would believe so, yeah.

'''Count:'''That’s okay then.

'''Chris:'''Yeah, let’s leave it at that.

'''Count:'''Yeah. I’m just trying to… double check a few things. I think, I’m not really seeing a lot of valid questions coming in through on the Superchat. So…

'''Chris:'''Hey Simplechat, give us simple questions, simple minds!

'''Count:'''Yeah, good questions, like actual good questions. Ones that will actually be interesting, please… While I’m waiting on stuff like that, I’m trying to think of what else I could actually ask you about CWCville. Cause I’m absolutely fascinated. It’s weird, cause I have a million things that I want to know, I just can’t put them into words.

'''Chris:'''[''Imitates car honking while holding up toy car. Laughs'']

'''Count:'''[''laughs''] So like, see in order for something to become part of the CWCville universe, do you have to actually physically draw the comic, or as soon as the thought enters into your head, does it, is that it? It becomes part of the CWCville universe? Do you need to draw it or do you just need to think it?

'''Chris:'''Uhmm…I think it’s pretty much I have to… I pretty much… I have to fully think it and assess it. And like, you know, want it. And then it would become into existence.

'''Count:'''Yeah.

'''Chris:'''And of course, you know the expression. Necessity… cre- necessity is the mother of invention.

'''Count:'''That’s true, that’s very, very true. You know, a thing as well, people are interested in- A good question actually came through there- if you could just sort of describe just an average day in your life. Just, from when you wake up in the morning, what do you do?

'''Chris:'''I have a granola bar, I have a Monster Energy Tea to wake myself up. That’s at about 8:30 in the morning. I have a bit of breakie, I do what I feel like I would- I would try to get some drawing or whatever my current project is that I’m working on, or whatever happens to pop up in the day, and I have various things pop up that really keep me busy. It’s various, and… it can get-it can just get quite frustrating for me. But anyways, uh, typical day… So let’s say definitely among the drawings , so drawing for a while, I have lunch, I draw some- and color some more and then I have when I’m- dinner, and then I would take it and I would, like, come about 9 o'clock, I take a shower and then I get ready and go to bed.

==See also==
*[[Chris and journalism]]

{{FanChats}}

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Talk:April 2018 tweets

2018-04-19T13:55:17Z

Fiddy:

I'm afraid I don't see the purpose of this page. Could you explain? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 11:44, 18 April 2018 (UTC)

The purpose is to have a place to put Chris' tweets. [[April_2018_social_media_posts|The page you're currently using for this]] is for his facebook posts. --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 13:55, 19 April 2018 (UTC)

Chris and...

2018-04-17T15:14:27Z

Fiddy: Someone removed the "Chris and Mathematics" section. Fixed.

Chris has an opinion on almost everything, and through his catalog of videos and encounters with others, we've learned a lot about what these opinions are. '''The "Chris and..." series''' is where we take frequently occurring or significant topics and explain Chris's known views on them. This article will inform you on the series itself, contains an index listing all of the articles in alphabetical order, and has rules for contributing to the project.

==About the "Chris and..." series==

The purpose of this series to inform people new to the Chris Chan bubble about what makes Chris who he is today. Chris and articles are broken up into six categories all of which make up Chris:

'''Life''' - Articles related to parts of Chris’ everyday life

'''Psyche/Personality''' - Articles related to Chris’ mentality and character

'''Communication''' - Articles related to Chris’ means of communicating with other people

'''Society''' - Articles related to Chris’ opinions on the world and people around him

'''Business''' - Articles related to Chris’ knowledge of business and the industry

'''Skills''' - Articles related to Chris’ “skills” and “talents”.

== A-E ==

=== Anger ===

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Chris has '''anger''' management issues that usually surface when he is under stress. Trolls refer to Chris's fits of rage as "tard rage", an expression normally used to describe the seemingly superhuman strength a normally mild-tempered slow-in-the-mind displays when he or she is pushed too far and goes on an anger-fueled rampage. Although in Chris's case "superhuman" and "strength" can easily be replaced with "impotent" and "bawling".

=== Art ===

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'''Art''' has been, and always will be, Chris's selling point. Ever since the very day Jason Kendrick Howell found out about Chris's creation of Sonichu, many people have taken interest in Chris because of his infamously bad artwork. Encouraging Chris to produce more of it remains a popular objective amongst trolls and weens.

=== Brand Loyalty ===

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'''Brand loyalty''' is a consumer's commitment to repeatedly purchasing a product or service from a particular company or business. Companies use advertising, loyalty programs, product placement and contests to establish a brand which consumers will recognize, consider valuable, and seek out at the expense of other brands. Due to his difficulty separating reality and fiction, Chris tends to think an advertisement is a literal documentation of a product's effectiveness rather than an intrinsically biased attempt to lure consumers and, as a result of his sense of entitlement, he views winning games of chance as a validation of his self worth. These qualities, in combination with his rigid thinking, fear of change and attraction to routine, has led Chris to have intense brand loyalty for certain products as well as hatred for their perceived rivals. His loyalty even extends to areas that would not normally be considered "brands," such as mental disabilities and sexual orientations.

=== Business ===

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Chris launched an online '''business''' in June 2014, selling custom arts and crafts through eBay. A year later, he moved shop to Etsy, under a brand titled "Cwcville Shopping." He also began selling printed copies of Sonichu on Lulu.

=== Censorship ===

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As a result of his massive ego, Chris is very insecure about others' opinions regarding him and his work. This has led to him '''censoring''' out various comments and remarks from trolls and innocent bystanders alike.

=== Cinematography ===

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Chris's approach to '''cinematography''' is all kinds of abysmal, whether we're talking about still photography or videos. Despite years and years of constant and obviously enthusiastic photography and home video making, Chris hasn't learned anything beyond the basics of this craft. In fact, the way he still routinely fucks up things proves that he is handling cameras far worse than your Average Joe...and as we've seen from what Chris has done to his PSEye, "bad camera handling" can be interpreted in 2 ways.

=== Contests ===

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Ever since the early 1990s, Chris has entered a number of '''contests'''. Chris places great weight on his success and failure with regards to promotional contests. He becomes elated and sees victory as a indication of his own greatness when he wins, yet he becomes enraged and lashes out at the winners when he loses.

=== Copyright ===

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As with many things, Chris has a very limited understanding of '''copyright''' and of how it's enforced. He is vaguely aware of what it is: some sort of a legal right that creators of things have that lets these creators to tell others what they can and can't do – a very naïve view, though not entirely incorrect.

=== Cosplaying ===

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'''Cosplay''', short for "costume play", is a type of performance art in which a person dresses up as a character or idea. The practice is commonly seen in the anime fandom, but can also be seen in other fan realms, such as video games and Star Trek. Chris was first seen in cosplay attire with the famous Ash Ketchum costume. Any attempts at cosplay are usually rare; however, a major wave of cosplaying by Chris, presumably to impress/amuse Jackie, appeared in late 2010.

=== Death ===

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'''Death''' is a concept that Chris has a notably hard time understanding and/or coping with, be it the death of a human or an animal, or even a fictional character.

=== Ego ===

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'''Egotism''' is the most important and self-destructive of Chris's flaws. It is this egotism that may one day lead to someone playing Kick the Autistic in real life.

=== English ===

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Chris's '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his autism, which often results in awkward speech patterns.He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at James Madison University. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general.

== F-M ==

=== Fashion ===

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Christian Weston Chandler has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to spend thousands of dollars on video games, toys, and sex dolls, Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like The Salvation Army and Goodwill. Prior to the Tomgirl Saga, the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts, most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, making him look even fatter.

=== Gender ===

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Similar to the topic of faith and the topic of morality, Chris's actual beliefs on '''gender''' and how it is classified are more complex than his stated beliefs. For someone so preoccupied with gender identity, Chris displays a staggering ignorance of how either gender typically behaves, and his views of both genders are extremely warped due to him taking the stereotypes he is presented with in television and music at face value.

=== Health ===

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Chris, as even those with a cursory knowledge of medicine can plainly see, is not in good '''health'''. Considering his obesity, lack of exercise, poor nutrition, refusal to bathe, and the grave uncleanliness of his surroundings, he has an extremely high chance of developing potentially life-threatening medical problems such as cancer, type 2 diabetes, atherosclerosis, and possibly a premature death.

=== Hypocrisy ===

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'''Hypocrisy''' is the act of claiming to have beliefs, opinions, virtues, feelings, qualities, or standards that one does not actually have. Chris is an accomplished hypocrite, holding others to standards to which he himself does not live up. This is possibly due to the fact that he's incapable of serious introspection and self-examination due to his autism (but on a more self-inflicted level, his ego). Chris believes that he is a blameless, holy creature that is practically perfect in every way. However, he sees plenty of flaws in the world around him that cause him stress. He blames all of his problems on external factors like trolls, homos, conspiracies or the entire male population. In the past he's faulted the police, store managers and mall security guards for complications during his Love Quest. When Chris can't fault other people for his problems, he relies on autism and stress as fallback excuses.

=== Internet ===

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The '''Internet''' is a computational system that allows the transmission of data over long distances through a massive collection of networks connected all over the world. The Internet has grown immensely since its first real conception in the 1980s as a means for the military, and later universities, to communicate with each other; it is said that about 3,300,000,000[1] people are connected to the Internet today. One of those people is Chris, the Internet's battered girlfriend who always comes back for more.

=== Journalism ===

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Throughout most of his life, Chris has been a subject of '''journalism''' and paparazzi, whether he's aware of it or not. His life is literally documented on the internet on sites like yours truly, the Kiwi Farms, and Encyclopedia Dramatica. The reason for this is due to his own stupidity to openly admit and display his most embarrassing moments at the most inopportune times. Sometimes, people will learn more about Chris' life by interviewing him, or he will flat out do something so embarrassing, people can't help but share it with someone else.

=== Kindness ===

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A lot of people that know a bit about Chris’ failures label him as an irredeemable monster due to his more malicious fails. Others view him as a naive but good-natured idiot that doesn’t deserve to be trolled. In reality, Chris’ morality and standards are much more complicated. Despite all of his moments of rage, death threats, lies, and...yuck, Chris does have a soft side, and he is not afraid to show it off. Due to Chris’ willingness to show how benevolent he is, and possibly due to what he’s watched on My Little Pony, Chris will be motivated to act '''kind''' towards most other people, even towards complete strangers.

=== Knowledge ===

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Chris's presence on the honor roll in high school is something he often brings up as evidence of his intelligence and his deep '''knowledge'''. Despite his insistence to the contrary, Chris's past behavior and obvious gullibility, poor communication and self-delusion cast doubt upon this claim. Chris likes to boast of his honor roll status wherever possible as it is one of the easily measurable accomplishments in his life.

=== Law ===

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'''Laws''' are rules established by a society to protect its members and ensure the orderly function of society. Their observance is usually maintained by law enforcement and penalties are placed on those who disobey the laws. For Chris, however, these just serve as another deterrent in his endless quest for china and a weapon with which to threaten his real and supposed enemies.

===Mathematics===

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'''Mathematics''' ("math" or "maths" for short) is the study of quantity, numbers, space, and change. Calling Chris's mathematical ability "bad" is putting it lightly, even though he claimed honor roll status. There are many examples of his mathematical errors, including errors of basic arithmetic, as well as quantity, measurement, weight, and time. His poor grasp on math and measurement is a sign of dyscalculia, a common symptom of autism.

=== Money ===

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Chris has repeatedly shown though his actions and words that he has no idea how to handle '''money''' or manage his own finances. Between his impulse spending, his greed and selfishness, his unwillingness to save even the smallest amount of money, and his massive sense of entitlement, Chris manages to demonstrate complete incompetence and ineptitude in managing financial affairs. Chris has repeatedly amassed debt on credit cards, only to have his enabling parents bail him out multiple times. Too lazy to work, he refuses to make or follow any type of budget or financial plan, instead spending far beyond his means, and expecting others to pay off his accumulated debt for him. It is clear that Chris has no idea what financial responsibility is and that his enabling, delusional parents taught him nothing about how to handle finances while he was growing up. Irresponsible, careless, and thoughtless, Chris fails at just about every aspect of financial management that can be thought of.

=== Music ===

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Chris's taste in '''music''' is eclectic, confusing, and awe-inspiring. His favorite acts range from generic 2000s teen pop, to '70s hard rock. Pretty much everything Chris says he's a fan of comes from Guitar Hero, Rock Band, his parents' record collection, or stuff he's heard from television and film--and even then, Chris can't remember lyrics, melodies, or even the instruments used in his favorite songs. He also enjoys music so much, he is turned on by the concept of it.

== N-Z ==

=== Negotiation ===

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When dealing with Chris, trolls often experience a unique form of '''negotiation'''. Due to a severe sense of entitlement, a lifetime of coddling and other factors beyond his control, Chris has no grasp of how to compromise, and often fails to understand what sort of bargaining position he's in.

=== Nostalgia ===

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=== Oration ===

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Whenever Chris wants to make an argument regarding his opinions or his childlike mindset, one way he’ll attempt to move people is through '''orating''' his reasoning onto them. Since Chris lacks some of the basic skills needed to make an effective speech, rarely ever plans out anything he makes, has serious communication problems, and never does research, his speeches always turn out lackluster at best and horrifyingly naive at worst.

=== Politics ===

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In recent years, Chris has been quite vocal about his '''political views'''. He was once a moderate, and then shifted left. During the Tomgirl Saga, he shifted further left. His progressing support of LGBT may have been why he has been more vocal about politics.

=== Psychology ===

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Chris has a troubled relationship with '''psychology'''. He claims that he was held down by the school psychologist in grade school while his screams were recorded (almost certainly a lie), and was forced to see a psychologist for anger management classes after being kicked out of Piedmont Virginia Community College. Chris has refused to see a psychologist in the past, opting to see a pastoral counselor instead. However, during his trial in July 2012, he was ordered to undergo psychiatric treatment and evaluation. Only time will tell if this will finally force Chris to accept the help he needs, or ultimately accomplish nothing more than draining what little remains of Chandlers' already depleted funds.

=== Race ===

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'''Race''' is a thing that Chris has shown a variety of feelings for; unfortunately, they are not always in a positive light. It is believed by some that Chris's racist tendencies can be traced at least partially to his Southern U.S. heritage. However, certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes.

=== Reality ===

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'''Reality''' is the universe from which Chris is quite detached, more than likely because he rarely leaves his room. Quite a bit of his sketchy worldview can be attributed to his autism, as autistic people generally have trouble distinguishing between reality and fantasy, and therefore have a harder time with being critical towards and distancing themselves from events and ideas depicted in any fictional media, be it books, films, cartoons or video games. Because of these difficulties, autistics are also easier to manipulate and deceive, especially by sources they trust, and are as a result very impressionable when it comes to commercials and conspiracy theories.

=== Religion ===

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The '''religion''' of Christian Weston Chandler is a complicated topic because his stated religious convictions often starkly differ from his actual, peculiar beliefs about God, sinfulness, and the nature of good and evil. That Chris professes a belief in Christianity completes the general stereotype of the naïve hillbilly idiot who thinks that citing divine authority is the way to win arguments about things he doesn't understand. With religion, as with all things, Chris only hears what he wants to hear. For example, he long espoused his religion's teachings condemning homosexuality yet ignores the fact that it also forbids pre-marital sex, pornography, and gluttony.

=== Remorse ===

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Every so often, one of Chris's less flattering deeds catches up with him, and he is forced to apologize. These apologies, like most of the other times Chris tries to come off as emotional, often feel very forced and insincere, leading many trolls to wonder if Chris is even capable of feeling '''remorse'''.

=== Sex ===

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Chris has a warped view of '''sexual intercourse''' (a.k.a. hanky-panky) as well as gender, mostly stemming from stunted sexual development, a sheltered upbringing, and the twisted, disjointed worldview he acquired as a result. He first developed an understanding of sex from watching softcore porn on HBO at around age 16. He describes pornographic films as "educational".

=== Sexism ===

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=== Sexuality ===

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=== Socialization ===

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=== Spanish ===

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=== Speech ===

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=== Stress ===

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=== Television ===

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=== Video Games ===

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=== Writing ===

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== Want to contribute? ==

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2018-04-14T01:48:51Z

Fiddy: https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/984957022314614784

*It has been {{#expr: (-1523666625 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Financhu Crisis|begged]] for money.

*It has been {{#expr: (-1517092639+{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris uploaded pages for [[Sonichu 12-9|#12-9]], [[Sonichu 14|#14]], or [[Sonichu 15|#15]] to meet his [[Patreon|paid obligations]] to the Sonichu comic.

*It has been {{#expr: (-1253880000 +{{#time:U}})/86400 round 0}} days since Chris [[Kacey Call 21|applied for a job]].

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2018-04-12T02:08:56Z

Fiddy: Added his bisexuality. Surprised nobody did this before.

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Chris and sexuality

2018-04-10T23:36:43Z

Fiddy:

To this day, Chris's '''sexuality''' is very questionable. Before [[Bob]]'s death, Chris had an intense fear of "[[CWC-isms#S|falling off the straight path]]". He feared that by being in contact with gay people, he himself, would pick up the [[Sonichu 10|gay virus]], and his LoveQuest would take a complete 180. He currently identifies himself as a "lesbian transwoman" with a "[[CWC-isms#L|lesbian soul]]". Initially, this transformation was a result of him thinking this method will attract the most mates by being attractive not only to straight women but also to lesbians and bisexual women, failing to realize that gay people are a minority group and that straight women are usually not attracted to cross-dressing men. As the Tomgirl saga progressed, however, Chris got more and more flooded in his new sexual identity. Currently, Chris identifies as bisexual, now explicitly identifying himself as somewhat gay.

==Homosexuality==
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As stated above, Chris used to have an irrational fear towards homosexual men, particularly out of fear that he would become a homo himself. This strange idea stems from his belief that all homosexual men wish to push their sexuality onto other people. As a result, even saying the word "homosexual" made him queasy. As an alternative, he referred to gay men as "homos", an already existing derogatory term for homosexuals. Chris's main justification for his hatred towards homos was that they supposedly go against God's Will, and even used Stewie Griffin's citation of Leviticus as evidence that homosexuality is a sin, despite it being an obvious joke that flew over his head, in which Stewie Griffin himself has shown homoerotic desires throughout [[Family Guy]], while citing why homosexuality is a sinful act.

== Transsexuality ==
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[[Image:Die-cis-scum.jpg|thumb|right|Likelier than you think.]][[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris the "Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender."]]

Given that Chris lacks basic [[English]] skills, it shouldn’t be surprising that he has trouble navigating the linguistic minefield of ''transgender'', ''transsexual'', ''transvestite'', ''intersex'', ''bisexual'', ''hermaphrodite'', and his own ''tomgirl''. For someone who hates mislabelings, he sure is sloppy when it comes to these labels. On his [[OKCupid]] profile, when asked, "Would you date a transgender person," he replied, "Yes, as long as she was born female and was still female (or a tomboy)."<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref> He told [[Jackie]] that the fact that he loved wearing women’s clothing did not make him a “transvestite.”<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 24]]</ref> He told gal-pal [[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails|Rebeckah Bentley]] that the [[unclit]] made him “bisexual” when he meant intersex; he promptly flipped his shit when Rebeckah asked if he wanted to fuck dudes now.<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Introducing the un-clit]]</ref> All of Chris’s claims about sexuality or gender identity need to be viewed through an autistic filter.

That said, Chris has spent many years struggling to articulate his position on transgender topics. In the early years of trolling, he confessed that he was uncomfortable with the idea of transgender people, and made it clear that he was not sexually attracted to them. “I have given thought about the transgenders and transvesites; I do not feel comfortable with them….[D]icks are dicks, and I do not care about them, except for my own,” he wrote in a [[January 2009]] chat.<ref>[[IRC (03 January 2009)]]</ref> He later reiterated: “I Do Not Care Much for Transgender People or Hermaphrodites, but I do not discriminate them as individual people.”<ref>[[Mailbag 26#Reusing the same excuses for everything else!]]</ref>

{{quote|I would NEVER CARE to have sex with a Hermaphrodite.|Classic Chris, 15 January 2010<ref>[[Mailbag 39#Shemales and man-tits]]</ref>}}

Yet somehow, he could not let the issue rest...when [[Wikipedia:Bailey Jay|Bailey Jay]] introduced herself to Chris in a [[Mailbag]] letter, revealing some naughty selfies, Chris’s initial reaction was completely phobic at the sight of this "hermaphrodite." Later though, after Jay let Chris know that he had hurt her feelings, he reached into his shallow well of empathy. "I can relate to how you feel. Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I was born female instead, because of some of my emotional, caring, self-conscious thoughts I had in my lifetime. Then I would later remember that God must have made me all straight male for good reasons."<ref>[[Mailbag 25#It's a trap!]] and [[Mailbag 27#Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?]]</ref> When Chris looked at this beautiful woman with a large pickle, he saw a distorted reflection of himself. He was not yet ready to abandon his “straight male” identity, though.

After becoming a tomgirl in 2011, even though he was still officially a "heterosexual" and "proud to be male," some of his words and actions betrayed a deeper gender confusion. He started using women’s restrooms. He told Jackie that he fantasized about "fit[ting] in at a lesbian bar," where he believed he would have no trouble seducing a lesbian and persuading her to bone "in lesbian's position (the scissor-thing) with my dick in her vag."<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref> In December 2013 he confessed to Rebeckah, "I wish I was born female, with the possibility of being a lesbian."<ref>[[Rebeckah Bentley E-mails#Dead end of a life]]</ref> He still seemed unsettled, especially since being a tomgirl wasn’t working to attract a Sweetheart/Soulmate.

On 14 [[August 2014]], he came out publicly, although as what exactly wasn’t certain, given his garbled and inconsistent vocabulary. The initial announcement was that he was "a Tomgirl, Intersex of Female Soul with Male Body, and a Tranny Cross-Dresser." Then he said he was a "Lesbian Identified Man and a Cross-Dressing Tranny." Two weeks later he was telling [[Catherine]] that he was a "Lesbian tomgirl transgender male" but also "[[Three-Quarter Woman|three-quarters woman]]." By September he seemed to have settled on "Lesbian Transgender (a Female, Lesbian Soul trapped in a male body)."<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Chris comes out...kinda]], [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Flirt the skirt!]], [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript#Understanding the whole tomgirl thing]], and [[September 2014 Facebook Posts#Alright, Alright, NOW It's OK to Be Gay]]</ref> In [[April 2015]], apparently no longer a "man," he changed his Facebook pronoun to "she" and his name to "Christine".<ref>[[April 2015 Facebook posts#A new pronoun]]</ref> This month also saw the beginning of a flurry of Facebook "likes" for all sorts of progressive transgender issues, such as restroom choice and gay marriage. Whatever he was, he was certainly proud of it, and wasted no time trying to persuade his new L(G)BT personal army to wage war against local manajerks.

===Does Chris want the operation?===
Almost immediately upon being discovered, Chris revealed that he had been giving a lot of thought to contingencies which might require him to lop off his [[duck]]. In 2007 he told [[Megan]], “if I ever stoop down to changing my path [i.e., becoming a homo], I might as well would get a gender change operation.”<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself]]</ref> He also made it clear to anyone who asked that he was literally nauseated by the sight of his own penis (and all other penises). It might seem self-evident, then, that Lesbian Transgender Chris would be eager to undergo sex reassignment surgery. However, in his intellectual discourses on transgender controversies, Chris has expressed some ambivalence. In a February 2009 chat, when asked if transwomen should "go under the knife," Chris replied:

{{quote|Um...[long pause] no. I- no no. And also I'll tell you- I'll tell you this- and if I ever have a trans-gender child with both sets of, uh, with both sets of uh, genitals, I would uh, raise that child to be a boy.|Chris, apropos of nothing<ref>[[Mumble 6#On The Transgender Community]]</ref>}}

He similarly told a troll impersonating transgender porn actress Bailey Jay (who also hadn’t asked) that "if I should ever have a hermaphrodite for a child, I would raise that child with the mentality of a boy/man."<ref>[[Mailbag 27#Is Chris hitting on Bailey Jay?]]</ref>

For a long time, these were puzzling statements, given his hatred for [[JERKS]] and all manner of pickled cucumbers. As his own gender identity mutated, however, Chris revealed his reasoning. In early 2014, on his OKCupid Q&A, he was faced with the question, "Imagine you have a newborn child whose sex cannot be determined. A risk-free surgery performed immediately could provide normal male or female sexual and reproductive function. Which would you choose?" Chris’s answer was, "Do not perform the surgery." He added,

{{quote|If a Hermaphrodite, I would raise it to be male regardless since it would not have any eggs anyway. Plus big bonus for (him) in sex with all women (lesbians included I would imagine).|Chris, exemplifying the wisdom of Solomon<ref>[[List of OkCupid Answers]]</ref>}}

In other words, there were two obstacles in the way of Chris losing his duck. First, a sex change operation wouldn’t provide him with reproductive organs. Since, as a woman, he would not be able to give the birth to [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] personally (which is his true fantasy), he must first impregnate someone, as many times as necessary until the appearance of his God-promised daughter. He can’t adopt, because Crystal must come from "blood, tears, and semenal descent."<ref>[[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#10 November]]</ref> He criticized fellow tranny Ahuviya (whom he incorrectly believed to be [[Jack Thaddeus]]) for trying to have the operation, claiming that he "would definitely not be considered any at all a woman--a woman whatsoever" because "he would not have a uterus, and he would have no repoductive [sic] organs. I mean, I want to have children someday. Obviously, he don't."<ref>[[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya]]</ref>

In late 2014, he could not persuade a sperm bank, lesbians on a message board, or his friend [[Open Relationship E-mails|Renee]] to serve as the vessel for Crystal.<ref>[[Semen#Donation]]</ref> So for now, its purpose unfulfilled, the Ugly Growth must remain.

The second reason he can’t get the surgery is that the duck is an [[Attraction Sign]]. As much as he loves to crow about being a "Lesbian," Chris wants to be "open to all women, Straight, Bi, and Lesbian." In a [[May 2015]] Facebook Q&A, regarding the operation, he was equivocal, and wrote, "I am exploring making the best of this body for Any Woman born with a vagina." If he wants to be everything for everybody, he will need to hold onto the duck.<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#All This and Eye-Contact Too!]] and [[May 2015 Facebook posts#The Mailbag Returns]]</ref>

It should also be noted that Chris doesn’t have a fucking clue how sex reassignment works. In [[June 2015]] he posted an advertisement on Facebook: “I deserve to be a full woman with a full functioning vagina. A- blood type, if anyone wants to put up the money and trade.”<ref>[[June 2015 Facebook Posts#Let's Trade Genitalia]]</ref> As with most things he wants, Chris prefers to sit on his fat lesbian ass and wait for "a Magical Transformation of my body from Male to completely Female."<ref>[[Open Relationship E-mails#Depressed on Christmas]]</ref>

===In CWCville===
Before his slide into “femdom,” Chris used the intersex character [[Silvana]] to symbolize the evil trolls. The evil [[Count Graduon]] told her, “I am going to grant you with the power to transform like a Ditto. My price is that you will have to relinquish your ability to give birth, and you will be upgraded to have both parts. So with the biological upgrade complete, your years of training can begin.”<ref>[[Sonichu 8 Official Videobook#Episode 18]]</ref> She proceeded to seduce and horrify the tranquil community.

After Chris modified his gender identity, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children|Robee Sonichu]] also became a tomgirl, and later a full-fledged male lesbian; his/her transition story is a major part of the plot of [[Sonichu 11]]. In May 2015 he confirmed that [[Comic Chris]] was also a “Lesbian Transwoman,” and [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] as a D-cup female with “a uterus and ovaries,” possibly to be renamed Chrissy-Chan Rosechu. Then, through the power of his imagination, Chris managed to ''impregnate himself'' with a turkey baster and give birth to twins.<ref>[[May 2015 Facebook posts#Meet Russel and Cynthia]]</ref> This scenario is probably as realistic as Chris ever getting a handle on his own gender.

In [[Sonichu 11]], [[Collosal Chris-Chan]] learns of his future self's identity and reflects on it, reasoning that he is not fond of partaking in "brutish things" following his meaningless destruction of the [[4-cent garbage]] building and subsequent murdering of several inhabitants, his battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] in which he permanently paralyzes her with lighting-based weaponry, and his then-retconned execution of the [[Asperpedia Four]]. Chris then magically starts transforming into a voluptuous woman, a sequence inspired by artist Miss Mako and her collection of genderbending videos. To him, transitioning is a technique that simply requires an epiphany and [[Anchuent Prophecy|anchuent]] powers to immediately turn into a full-fledged woman.

On 6 December 2017, Chris confirmed in a Facebook post that Rosechu was in fact, male at birth, but had her genitals changed during a sex change operation before the events of [[Sonichu 8]]. He suggested that this backstory would be explored in the [[Sonichu 15]] retelling of her and Sonichu's origins. However, he was extremely uncomfortable with this announcement, and [[Chris and hypocrisy|deeply in denial]] of the "revelation", which he[[Chris and reality|seems to believe]] came directly from the fictional character herself. In reality, the idea to make Rosechu trans probably originates with the [[Idea Guy]] and its status as ''Sonichu'' canon is likely provisional.

==Bisexuality==

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{{quote|We all should always have an open heart for bisexuals.|Chris showing appreciation for bisexuals in a [[March 2017]] [[Facebook]] post}}

Up until [[2014]], Chris' hasn't been too open on his views on bisexuality. Beforehand, he has hinted traces of tolerance towards Bisexuality, though. In [[Mailbag 33]], Chris has hinted that his views on bisexuals were almost no different from his views on homosexuals. When asked about bisexuality, along with other sexualities, Chris simply replies that while [[CWCville#Government and politics|people of all sexualities deserve to be treated equal]], only marriage between man and woman are allowed, implying that Chris may have been somewhat accepting of bisexuals due to one side of them being attracted to the opposite sex.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_33</ref>

According to the answers he submitted on a list of OkCupid questions in mid-2014, he would consider dating a bisexual. <ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/List_of_OkCupid_Answers</ref> On the same list of questions, there is a question which asks "If you were going to have a daughter, which sexual orientation would you hope she would have?" and gives the choices "Straight", "Lesbian", "Bisexual", and "It wouldn't matter to me" as possible answers. Chris chose "It wouldn't matter to me" as his answer, hinting once again that besides being tolerant towards Straights and Lesbians, he seemed to show some amount of tolerance towards Bisexuals too. Although, seeing how he hasn't fully accepted male homosexuals until late 2014, this could be because the question was asking specifically about [[Crystal|his daughter]], which means that either way, she's straight or lesbian, a win-win situation.

Some people tend to confuse bisexuality with pansexuality, the attraction towards all sorts of people regardless of their sex, [[Chris and gender|gender identity]], or sexuality. Chris appears to be one of these people. On August 2014, Chris announced that his character, [[Christine Rosechu]], is bisexual.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts</ref> He has later claimed that as a bisexual, Chris is attracted to just about everyone.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christine_Rosechu</ref>

On 10 April, 2018, Chris himself had came out as bisexual.

==Asexuality==

Some autistics simply do not understand sexual attraction (for example, high-functioning autistic and [[Wikipedia:Hug machine|hugbox]] inventor Temple Grandin chooses to be celibate because she admits that she really does not understand sexual attraction and that she lacks the ability, as a consequence of her autism, to engage in a sexual relationship). This could explain some of Chris's views regarding sex and romance; he genuinely cannot understand the appeal of most sexual activity, aside from the fact he's seen people in the media do it and that he thinks that sex is something all men need to experience in order to become complete adults.

As the act of sexual intercourse and relationships in general are fairly social activities, it's quite possible that Chris views the act of losing his virginity as something of a rite of passage--something he needs to do in order to validate his own sexuality and prove to the world that he's a capable "adult". Chris also fails to realize that relationships are give and take. Every sweetheart that Chris has had, which eventually turned out to be a troll involved long, received relentless emails and calls in which Chris prattled on and on about how much he "loved" them and how he was looking forward to finally having sex. After supposedly losing his virginity, it's unknown if he still craves sexual intercourse as much as he did before. One thing is still certain, however, is that he still fervently desires the attention of a sweetheart.

After he was introduced to the term by his Mailbag correspondents, Chris took to interpreting and using "asexual" as an insult. In his [[CWCipedia]] page on [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia Page)|The Wallflower]], he referred to her as a "Got-Dang Asexual Woman!". He also became very offended when [[Jackie]] implied that he liked [[video games]] more than women, ranting that she should not label him as asexual (and missed her point completely).<ref name=jackie emails 2>[[Jackie E-mails 2]]</ref>

However, considering Chris's incessant shoehorning of entirely unnecessary sex into the comics, and the ludicrous efforts he goes to get some [[China]], he does seem to possess sexual desire - though not necessarily for women, as these things could simply be part of his efforts to disprove his much-feared [[homosexuality]].

Further, an asexual does not necessarily look for sex in a relationship. Most asexuals seek romantic partners or just prefer platonic friendships. Chris however, seems to develop sexual feelings for every girl he meets and appears to believe it is required (not to mention during the [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion%27s_Rap_Showdown| Adam Saga]] he mentioned wanting to bring Megan to Washington to "change her mind" on sex after she had told him she was asexual (whether she is or said it to get him off her back is not known) [[Chris_and_sex#Rape|and make her the mother of]] [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(daughter)|Crystal]]. So its likely he is not an asexual

==See Also==
*[[Chris and sex]]
*[[Chris and gender]]
*[[Heather Iglesias]]
*[[Homos]]
*[[Rainbow]]
*[[SLGBTQ]]

==References==
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{{see also|Sonic the Hedgehog#References to Chris}}

[[Chris]], being an attention whore of sorts, has frequently managed to find himself in the '''media''' spotlight. Whether it be [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines or, of course, [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]], if Chris can find some way to get his 15 minutes of fame, he'll do it.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
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In 1993, the ''[[Wikipedia:Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch]]'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===
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Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
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In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
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Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shoujo Beat]]===
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Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===''Daily Progress''===

====2007====
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in their local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress''.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html</ref>

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

====2017====

[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/gallery/cville-pride-festival/collection_58055de6-9b2a-11e7-b098-83d0250a47fb.html#tncms-source=endcard-gallery</ref>

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===Toucher and Rich===
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On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in [[Wikipedia:Boston|Boston]]. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
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One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts [[Wikipedia:Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean]]. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]] .

===''Web Soup''===
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Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on [[Wikipedia:G4 (TV channel)|G4]]'s ''[[Wikipedia:Web Soup|Web Soup]]'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
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In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|If you didn't know who Chris was, would you think anything of this?]]

On 25 September 2011, ''[[Wikipedia:Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids]]'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130508181808/http://joshreads.com/?p=10951]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
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On 27 [[May 2009]], ''[[Wikipedia:Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show]]'' on [[Wikipedia:Sirius XM Radio|Sirius XM Radio]], which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''[[Wikipedia:Houston Press|Houston Press]]'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
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MTV's show ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 0:26 for his appearance.

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Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "[[Wikipedia:Undressed|Undressed]]"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''[[Wikipedia:Failosophy|Failosophy]]''.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===WCAV-TV===
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A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[Destruction of Chris's House]].

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===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], [[Wikipedia:New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine]] featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he appears to have been heavily inspired by Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===UVA Remembers Pulse===

{{main|UVA Remembers Pulse}}

On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].

===Newsradio WINA===
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref>

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==Major Internet media==
===''Honest Game Trailers''===
Three minutes into the video, Chris is brought up as an example of the horrors of the [[Sonic]] fandom, particularly showcasing [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)]]. Less than a minute later, Sonic is jokingly referred to as Sonichu.

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|name= SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (Honest Game Trailers)
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===Fark.com===
The Internet portal [[Wikipedia:Fark|Fark]] linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170619153926/http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Harry Partridge===
[[Image:HappyHarryRosechu.jpg|thumb|125px|"Actually, it is excellent; I would not change a thing about it." -Chris, [[Mailbag 9]]]]
Animator [[Wikipedia:Harry Partridge|Harry Partridge]] (best known for his [[parody|slanderous mockery]] [[Wikipedia:Saturday Morning Watchmen|Saturday Morning ''Watchmen'']]) has made several references to Chris and Sonichu, the first of which is a drawing of [[Rosechu]] uploaded to Newgrounds.<ref>[http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/happyharry/rosechu ]</ref> An animated version of Chris appears briefly in the animated cartoon short "Nicolas Cage Wants Cake", a musical remix of a scene from ''[[Family Guy|The Family Man]]''.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA]</ref> In the animated short "Skyrim", [[Son-Chu]]'s "SONICHU" license plate can be seen in the background during the first scene.<ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9eGtyqz4gY]</ref> In the Followup, "Song of Skyrim", Chris makes a brief cameo in the crowd <ref>[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsqiSknjHK8]</ref>

Harry himself has commented on [[TheCWCvilleLibrary]]'s upload of the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] song "[[I'll Never Leave You, Ivy]]", jokingly stating "I want this played at my funeral."

When interviewing Harry Partridge on Animation Aficionados, the hosts asked Harry about Chris's cameos in some of his videos (from 0:19:43). The discussion the hosts have with Harry about Chris is quite lengthy, during which Mr. Partridge admits that he is "obsessed with him":<ref>[http://animationaficionados.com/2011/08/23/episode-35-harry-partridge/]</ref>

{{Quote|1=I really am obsessed with him... I check [[CWCki|''Sonichu.com'']], the wiki about Chris-chan and his weird life, if not daily, every couple of hours... there must be more written about Chris-chan than George Washington. |2=Harry Partridge|3=}}

During an episode of SleepingCabin, it was revealed that Harry actually contacted Chris to ask him if he wanted to work on a game together, in witch Chris denied saying that Harry animation style wasn't that good at all, despite many considering Harry to be one of the best animators online. The reason why he wanted to work on a game with Chris is unknown to this day, whether it be for trolling or cause he actually wanted to.

===''Atop the Fourth Wall''===
Comic book reviewer Lewis [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs|Lovhaug]] (a.k.a. "Linkara") goes on a brief tirade in his 99th video "Top 15 Things I Will Never Review" about ''Sonichu'' on the subject of webcomics at the 24-minute mark.<ref>[http://atopfourthwall.blogspot.com/2010/09/top-15-comics-ill-never-review.html]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= Linkara Discusses Sonichu & Chris-Chan
|video= {{#ev:youtube|mDfRk0qt5HQ}}
}}

{{quote|"But wait," the internet cried back, "let me tell you about the horror that is called...Sonichu!" Yes, people, I have heard of Sonichu. I really wish I ''hadn't'' heard of Sonichu. I would be a much happier man if I hadn't.|Linkara, speaking for everyone who has ever become aware of Sonichu.}}

While he'd previously made the point that he wouldn't review webcomics in general, Linkara didn't want to review ''Sonichu'' in particular because he didn't want to acknowledge it further. He describes Chris as a "[[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer|creepy stalker]]". Towards the end of the episode, a character tries to pressure Linkara into reviewing ''Sonichu'' before Linkara settles on reviewing a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' comic for his 100th episode. At the end of the video, he uses "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Do I Creep You Out?" as the credits music, a possible jab at Chris.

===RayWilliamJohnson===
{{Infobox/video
|name= =3 - I will end you!
|video= {{#ev:youtube|q2jERPp3Z0w}}
}}

{{quote|Wait a minute, did he just say he recycles his...HOLY SH*bleep*IT! Oh, that is some NASTY sh*bleep*t, oh, oh GOD!|Ray, representing pretty much anybody who saw the video for the first time}}

In an early episode of ''=3'' (pronounced "equals three"), vlogger Ray William Johnson made fun of Chris's habit of [[recycling]] his [[navy]]. Though he never gave Chris's name, referring to him rather inaccurately as "your average ''[[Captain's Log|Star Trek]]'' fan", he did provide a link to Chris's old channel. Jump to 2:09 in the linked video.

===BlackBusterCritic===
Chris has been on the BlackBusterCritic's Sonic Brainfart's videos where BBC highlights the points of Chris' wrongdoings. Jamin also has a part two of the series, but it is unknown what happened to it.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SonicBrainFart Christian Weston Chandler Chris chan Part 1 1 2
|video= {{#ev:youtube|jgSweXQcZvY}}
}}

===Something Awful===
Something Awful is comedy website where Chris was first revealed to the world on October 26, 2007.

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|name= Sonic the hog
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pIKTFNTBM_0}}
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]]'s “Webcam Ward” is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Nicole Richie's twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]] American socialite [[Wikipedia:Nicole Richie|Nicole Richie]] posted on [[Twitter]]<ref>[http://twitpic.com/s7pfi]</ref> an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of [[wikipedia:Benji Madden|Benji Madden]], brother of her then boyfriend (now husband) [[Wikipedia:Joel Madden|Joel Madden]].

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super [[Sonic]] plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it shows that at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Cnoq4-Mhpgc}}
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Christian's comments on Youtube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Christian's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer [[wikipedia:Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian]], best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F. <ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities," he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on [[Wikipedia:Cracked.com|Cracked]]'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured one Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns, and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Bruva Alfabusa===
Alfabusa, a YouTuber well-known for his Warhammer 40000 themed videos and "If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device" series. In the 11th episode of the series, towards the end, the God Emperor of Mankind implied how he lived one of his past lives as Chris.

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{{quote|"...Or when I spent 50-something years as an overweight, mentally unstable manchild creating [[Sonichu|grotesque crossbreeding products out of already existing characters owned by different companies]], in the hope of having mankind realise that their ways are faulty so they would pick up the [[Heart Torch of Fail|torch]] and head for the future rather than sitting idly by and engage in pettiness, superstition, gluttony, and hatred for one another. That plan was genius. Too bad people were too fucking stupid to find the enlightening messages hidden in all those [[List of Videos|holo-recordings]] I made."| The God Emperor of Mankind, reflecting on his actions during his life as the manchild we know today}}

===Filthy Frank===
On October 8, 2014, popular YouTuber Filthy Frank uploaded a video deriding [[anime|weeaboos]], using an image of Chris as an example in his song about them; he can be seen at 10:08 in the video.

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|name= WEEABOOS
|video= {{#ev:youtube|OFQQALduhzA}}
}}

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/cwc", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. Eventually, however, it was later set to private mode and cannot be viewed unless you are a moderator or approved submitter.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom: rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post which promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===SleepyCabin===
On 14 December 2014, Spazkid, creator of ''[[Sonichu the Animated Series|Sonichu the Animated Series]]'' described his fascination with Chris, how he began trolling in 2007, and why he ultimately regrets doing it, even though he doesn't hesitate in calling him a retard and being aware that Chris is still a despicable human being.

{{quote|Chris-Chan is—he’s an enigma which to so many people—they thought he was a troll. Because they’re like, “there’s no way this motherfucker is real” because he’s like the most saddest human being ever. And it’s SAD because it’s like… I spent four years of my life fucking with him and people are like, “bring it back!” And I’m like, “NO! LET IT DIE.” It’s like depressing—it’s not the golden age—it’s the depressing age.| Spazkid, rebuking the weens.}}

In another podcast they made, they all got into a heated argument when Spazkid said that he believed that Chris Chan at least ''tries'' to make decent content with a huge majority of the podcast members completely disagreeing with him.

Interestingly, the SleepyCabin podcast members reveal that [[Harry Partridge]] once contacted Chris about developing a game with him. Apparently, Chris turned Harry down because he thought he wasn’t a talented enough animator. Jump to 1:43:25 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= SleepyCast 11 - [Spooktacular Q&A Spectacular]
|video= {{#ev:youtube|Q6bNWhCEurY}}
}}

===Radio Dead Air===
{{main|WTFIWWY Segment}}

On the 29 December, 2014 edition of his ''What the Fuck is Wrong with You?'' podcast, Radio Dead Air (and Channel Awesome) star Nash and his co-star Tara discussed the 26 December 2014 incident. Until this point, Nash had shed away from discussing Chris for much the same reason as Linkara, but decided he had to discuss it to the overwhelming volume of attention and e-mail the incident generated, along with the utter insanity displayed by Chris.<ref>[http://channelawesome.com/wtfiwwy-live-the-passion-of-the-chris-chan/ WTFIWWY Live: The Passion of the Chris Chan]</ref>

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[http://www.designntrend.com/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link has apparently been [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===ReviewTechUSA===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Assaults Gamestop Employee Over Sonic Boom
|video= {{#ev:youtube|2zBXTErUpbc}}
}}

On 2 January 2015, ReviewTechUSA made a video about the 26 December 2014 incident.

===The Mysterious Mr. Enter===
Animation reviewer The Mysterious Mr. Enter made a slight nudge at Chris while preparing to rant about the infamous "I Am Autism" commercial from [[wikipedia:Autism Speaks|Autism Speaks]] (one of many reasons why the organization is disliked among the autism community), saying that it "makes autistic people look worse than...I dunno, Chris-Chan does." Jump to 2:15 in the linked video--and by the way, that is a microphone, not a giant Icee cup. He also mentioned [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] near the end of his review of 12-oz. Mouse.

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|name= Mr. Enter Speaks About Autism Speaks
|video= {{#ev:youtube|rMPNvcJtIR8}}
}}

===Game Grumps===
{{Infobox/video
|name= Leisure Suit Larry 6: Too Easy - PART 13 - Steam Train
|video= {{#ev:youtube|xbTmGQUWwjM}}
}}

{{quote|Ross: "You'll be like Sonichu- the electric hedgehog Pokémon."
Suzy: "Oh man, my dreams come true..."}}

In an episode of ''Steam Train'', Suzy walks into the Grump Room mid-recording to quietly grab a blanket. Ross and Dan draw attention to her anyway, and they warn her they blanket is full of static electricity and it may just make her like Sonichu, to which Suzy is less than enthusiastic about. Jump to 6:00 for the whole conversation.

===SuperPrincessDaisy64===
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|name= Boom Shadow
|video= {{#ev:youtube|LtVamUVxMa8}}
}}

Chris appears at 1:13 where the song mocks him for disliking the blarms. Of note is that [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock|Mike Pollock]], the TRUE and HONEST English voice actor for [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]], has commented on the video and given it his approval, meaning yet another of Chris's heroes is at least tangentially aware of his existence.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports, and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===Larry Bundy, Jr.===
Chris made a cameo appearance in the "''Apaches''" episode of ''Films Yanks Can't Wank'', during a mention of [[Jimmy Hill]]. Jump to 1:55 in the linked video.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Films Wanks Can't Wank - Apaches (HD)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|W3JjyoEhCuo}}
}}

===CatalystEXE===
CatalystEXE, most famous for being the voice of Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, made a drawing of Christian, Rosechu (with a [[china]] for a mouth), a [[pickle]], and Sonic during a live stream. Watch from 46:12-58:21 in the video to see him draw the picture. He also made two comments regarding Christian.
[[File:Cata4.png|thumb|200px|The drawing in question. Reads: "My feet are so hot and sweaty from running around all day! Maybe you can help me cool off!"]]
[[File:Cata.PNG|thumb|200px|His first comment]]
[[File:Cata2.PNG|thumb|200px|His second comment]]

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|name= Art
|video= {{#ev:youtube|GCSVSpo6eRk}}
}}

===Drunken Peasants===
Chris appeared on the ''Drunken Peasants'' podcast (starring TJ, also known as [[Thorg|The Amazing Atheist]]) episode 129 on July 10, 2015.

{{Infobox/video
|name= TJ Slaps Stevie - Confederate flag Taken Down in SC - Stupid Ads - DPP #129
|video= {{#ev:youtube|pBC7EMkQzzI}}
}}

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Your Movie Sucks===
33 seconds into YMS's review of ''Cyberbully'', the infamous picture of Chris wearing Barb's bra and panties is shown when Adam says "You can control what you post." The photo was actually leaked, but the point still stands given that one can control what pictures they take of themselves.

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|name= YMS: Cyberbully (Full Review)
|video= {{#ev:youtube|fi8A-GHOo8c}}
}}

===iDubbbz===
On November 26, 2015, iDubbbz, well known for his Content Cop and Bad Unboxing series, received a Sonichu Medallion from a fan, who made it and wore it for a convention cosplaying as Chris. iDubbbz then mentions how he knows a little about him and wears it throughout the video. (Jump to 3:00 for the unboxing)

{{Infobox/video
|name= Straight out of Compton - Bad Unboxing
|video= {{#ev:youtube|UHmQKzenYYw}}
}}

===Adam Baldwin's twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor [[wikipedia:Adam Baldwin|Adam Baldwin]] tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supporitve of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>
===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website [[Wikipedia:Gawker|Gawker]] wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of controversial neomasculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref>

===Zip Zap===
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|name= MANGLENN | DeviantArt Rants #1
|video= {{#ev:youtube|iH3icqBO8Vw}}
}}
German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, former editor of Breitbart News, Milo Yiannopoulous, spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H.W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H.W. Bush flew a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grumman_TBF_Avenger Grumman TBF Avenger] torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.| Milo Yiannopoulous, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an almost eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy—seemingly derived '''solely''' on the photo itself. If only he had mentioned Sonic recolors, and not My Little Pony. Jump to 1:13:02 in the link.

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|name= MILO At University Of Washington: Cyberbullying Isn't Real
|video= {{#ev:youtube|ePF78xrzSQY}}
}}

===Kotaku===
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".

===Sachumo===
{{main|Documentary}}

Sachumo is a YouTuber who gained moderate popularity after making a [[documentary]] on Chris's life. The video has since garnered over a million views. On 22 September 2017, Chris finally viewed the documentary, writing about its traumatic effects in a [[Facebook]] post.

On 21 October 2017, Sachumo did a live stream in which he chatted with Chris.

===Fredrik Knudsen===
YouTuber Fredrik Knudsen, known for his ''Down the Rabbit Hole'' videos, made a video talking about Chris. He also posted a live stream on ''Sonichu'' the following year.

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===BraveryJerk===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On two separate occasions in 2016, BraveryJerk, a group of [[autism|exceptional individuals]] who run a subreddit affiliated with the popular /r/circlejerk, interviewed Chris, producing three videos on two YouTube channels.

===Mister Metokur===
On June 30, 2017, a popular YouTuber, Mister Metokur, compared an atrocious webcomic, the Light Bringer, made by another lolcow, Linkara, to Sonichu in that they are both self-insert mary sue comics filled with one-dimensional characters in his video ''TGWTG Episode 3: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm''. He also mentioned that the only difference between Chris and Linkara is that Chris has autism and Linkara "hasn't been diagnosed".

===RebelTaxi===
Chris and Sonichu are occasionally referenced on RebelTaxi's 'Pizza Party' podcast. Episode 61 even includes Sonichu in its thumbnail.

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|name= 61-Pizza Party Podcast-The DIAPER FETISH SONIC Special
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===BIRDMAN===
BIRDMAN (Also known as Anthony) is a prominent Youtuber who has displayed "Eugene" (typically people like Chris) on his youtube channel to analyze. He only found out about Chris in late 2017, uploading the video ''The Biggest Eugene You Will Ever See''.

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===VideoGameDunkey===
VideoGameDunkey is a notable YouTube let's player known for his reviews, commentaries, and walkthrough videos for a variety of video games. On 17 March 2017, he uploaded a video called ''The Good Year'', in which he praised the new games released that year. During the video, a picture of Chris is shown when he talks about how [[Sonic]] fans are "weird".

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===OneyPlays===
OneyPlays is a gaming channel on YouTube run by popular animator Chris O'Neil, better known as "Oney" or "OneyNG." He and his friends Ding Dong and Julian occasionally reference Chris in their banter. An example of this is how, during their playthrough of ''Crash Bandicoot 2: Cortex Strikes Back'', they come up with a humorous scenario where Chris replaces the title character as the main protagonist of ''[[Harry Potter]]''. They have further mentioned that their favorite video of Chris is [[THAT IS MY HOUSE]]. Among the three, Julian seems to be, at the very least, the most respectful toward Chris Chan, this is seen when he became somewhat upset when Chris O'Neil called Chris Chan a retard in the F Zero play through and also, in the Sonic Adventure one, when Ding Dong joked about Chris Chan committing suicide by electrocuting himself with an Xbox, though despite all this, he does always end up laughing.
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|video= {{#ev:youtube| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlaXh_8i6uE&t=25s}}
}}

===Bad Creepypasta===
Bad Creepypasta is a YouTube show in which, as its name implies, sub-par creepypasta stories are read and made fun of. In the episode "OG Nina the Killer," the hosts imagine a character in the story named Chris to be Chris-chan, and make many references to Sonichu and CWCVille throughout.

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===Internauts===
The YouTube series Internauts (known at the time as Logan Hub) used an image of a shirtless Chris in their video on [[Anime|weaboos]] (the picture is at the 0:39 mark):

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Logan later did a video on bad webcomics, in which ''Sonichu'' was featured as one of them, even mentioning that he will do an entire episode on Chris later (He starts talking about Sonichu at 4:44):

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|video= {{#ev:youtube| owJOC6ocR2E}}
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===Diamondbolt===
Diamondbolt is a Youtuber known for his videos on [[Transformers]] and other popular media. In his video "Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!", Sonichu can be been when describing Sonic O.Cs.

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|name= Sonic the Hedgehog Characters in One Quote!
|video= {{#ev:youtube| 2NMDEDsNMx8}}
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===GenoSamuel2===
GenoSamuel is a YouTuber who received a large amount of attention starting in February 2018 for his "Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History" series. These videos are essentially a documentary about Chris's life, similar to [[Documentary|Sachumo's]]. However, while Sachumo's video is an abridged summary of Chris's life for newcomers, Geno's videos go into greater detail, each video being around 30 to 40 minutes long. The series is in chronological order, taking several videos just to cover Chris's life before his internet fame, and Geno has said that he plans to step through the [[Saga|densely packed events]] of 2009-10 in increments of a few months. The series is still ongoing, and Geno predicts that it will be around 20 episodes long by the time he reaches the present day.

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|name= Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History - Part 1
|video= {{#ev:youtube|https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Aiv66DEGjE&t=5s}}
}}

==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. [[wikipedia:David Duke|David Duke]], a former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and a white nationalist, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November.'''

Daniel "Keemstar" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account, Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service.

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?" OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say." Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Video Games==
===McPixel===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

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|video= {{#ev:youtube|TWHd_10zcaY}}
}}

===Goat Simulator===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo===
An iOS/Android beat-em-up based on a Cartoon Network pilot, ''OK K.O.!'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza--to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0]]).<ref>http://imgur.com/wvpZ8uW</ref>

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

===Heartbeat===

In the upcoming RPG Heartbeat, a minor NPC character whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.

==See Also==

*[[Chris in the news]]

==References==
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'''Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg''', aka '''PewDiePie''' (born 24 October 1989), is a well-known [[YouTube]]r, known for his let's play commentaries and vlogs on YouTube. He started his channel in 2010 and has over 57 million subscribers, with over 16 billion views on his videos. Among his viewers is [[Christian Weston Chandler]].

== First mention ==

Chris first mentioned PewDiePie in his January 2016 video, [[Update 1/29/2016 - There is NO PewDiePie or Felix here whatsoever]], where he tells viewers that he is not, in fact, PewDiePie. This was triggered by [[ween]]s spamming him with emails addressed to the latter. Interestingly enough, Chris had no idea who PewDiePie was, and had to research him online. He has trouble pronouncing the last name, saying "Kuh-zhellberg", "Kilj-berg", and "Kill-berg", instead of the correct pronunciation, which can be approximated in English as "Shell-berg".

== Envy ==

On 13 October 2017, Chris posted on his [[Facebook]], in a "feeling emotional" status, complaining about how jealous he was that PewDiePie got to meet his online girlfriend, fellow YouTuber Marzia Bisognin, in person, still thinking that [[Jessica Quinn]] was a true and honest sweetheart.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/posts/1546515902109550</ref>

{{quotebox|Ugh! Now I’m jealous of @pewdiepie. He met his Sweerheart Through Facebook, talked a long while, and then met up. Unlike My Sweetie’s feelings about My Fan Base, His Sweetie was Not Intimated by His Fan Base! Ugh!!!}}

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== PewDiePie mentions Chris ==

On 9 November 2017, PewDiePie released a video talking about ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' fans that take things way too far. The second half of the video (7:27 onwards) is dedicated to Chris.

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| name = STOP RUINING SONIC
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| stardate = 9 [[November 2017]]
| maker = PewDiePie
}}

=== Transcript ===
[''He mentions Chris at 7:27'']

Have you guys heard of Chris-chan? I don- Maybe it's better if people don't. A lot of people already are familiar, but... There's this lovely man. [''picture of Chris pops up''] Look at him, he's beautiful! And he's a huge fan of Sonic, which you can tell by his... [''zooms in on Sonichu medallion''] Stunningly, beautiful, uhhh... necklace. And h-h-h-he dresses like uhhh, a jock. He looks a bit- You know what he looks a bit like? Trey Parker. The creator of South Park, yeah.

He created this... wonderful, webcomic called Sonic the Hedgehog VS Sonickchu. [''sic''] Sonichu. Which is a mix of Pikachu and... Sonic. [''zooms in on title of comic cover''] "The World's Most Way Past Cool Comic!" Chris-chan made this. And he just had one thing to ask in return. Just one thing, just one thing.

[plays [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]]

[''Chris''] Hello. My name is, uhhh... Christian Weston Chandler. Age 22, at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, 2005. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old boyfriend-free girl, 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl.

[''PewDiePie''] He just wants a girlfriend! Is that too much to ask? Here's his... Here's his demands.

[''[[Attraction sign]] is shown'']

"18-24 years old." Okay, fine. "Boyfriend-free." Seems reasonable. Uhhh... "White." Alright, uhhh... "Within 20 miles of zip code." And he... posted his zip code. Okay, that's cool. "Under 230 pounds." [''laughs''] "Caring, pretty, cute." Ehhh... "Hopefully a virgin."

[''Another attraction sign is shown'']

He posted this in his school. With a little Sonichu, thing, and uh, you just have to follow the line to... get there.

Chris-chan has clearly made the best... [''sigh''] The best cartoon of all time. "Sonickchu." [''sic''] And it seems only fair, that at least he can get a girlfriend.

[''Cover of first comic is shown''] "Go Sonichu! Go out and zap to the extreme!" See, he integrates himself into comics. Which, is something... very... uhhh... very revolutionary, for its time of course. This was done a couple years ago.

[Sonichu on first cover is shown] "I will! Thank you, Father!"

Wait, ehhh... It's his child? Sonichu's his child? I don't know how that works. Maybe he sees him as a father figure. Because Pokemon, you just catch them. But then he doesn't have a girlfriend... There's a lot of missing pieces to this puzzle. Uhhh... People started noticing... some slightly... homosexual references in the Son- [''laughs'']

[''Image of [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]]''] It's horrible. I shouldn't be laughing but the- Th-They started picking on some, ehhh... some things here and there. And they started bullying Chris-chan. For, uhhh... being a homosexual. Chris-chan responded with ehhh...

[''Image of [[CWCRockin4Way]]''] "If I was a homosexual or anything like that, would I not be having sex with THREE WOMEN?"

And he attached a photo... of himself. Which is gonna be blurred, but he's wearing the medallion, so you know it's him.

"I AM STRAIGHT, DAMN IT! I WILL NOT BE VEERED INTO ANY OTHER DISGUSTINGLY GROTESQUE DIRECTION!!!!!" "I'm STRAIGHT! I'm STRAIGHT! YOU'RE the homos! EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU!"

[''Image of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]''] Now, this isn't straight. I don't know what straight is. Ain't nothin' more straight than thumbing up, while you pump it up! Am I right?

[''Image of [[Tomgirl]] Chris''] So this is Chris-chan now, just to keep it clear on the topic. "I am a Male Lesbian Intersex Transgender. You can Google "Lesbian Identified Male" for more info on the subject." "I am most sincerely into Women, and I am Female in my soul."

And he even posted this.

[''Image of RainbowChris.jpg''] "YES! MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!" Heart at a 100%. With, ehhh, LGBT color in the back. Lovely.

[''end of Chris segment'']

==Video dedicated to CWC==

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On 13 November, 2017, he recorded a video dedicated entirely to Chris, briefly going over various sagas in his life.

Chris viewed the video and [https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/929823959205412864 posted] on his [[Twitter]] a few hours later:

{{quotebox|.@pewdiepie DM me.}}

{{quotebox|Replying to @pewdiepie
Felix.}}

So far PewDiePie has not responded to Chris.

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| stardate = 13 [[November 2017]]
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===Transcript===

[The first 1 minute and 4 seconds are an ad for Clutch Chairz]

Chris Chan. Christian. Weston. Chandler. I been wanting to make a video on him for quite a while. He has so much presence online. Past 7 or 8, 9 years uh so much has happened with him and eh you look at him and you may not know who he is and he might seem like a nice charming... [cut] This man has been through a lot. And eh he serves as a great example, I think, of how not to act online. Which is ironic for me to say. There's even so many things happening with ehh Chris Chan online that people generally agreed upon splitting it up into different [[saga|sagas]]. [https://sonichu.com/w/images/0/0d/Timeline.png There's a timeline of sagas] dating back since 2005 and it's just... it's still pretty overwhelming. I've talked to other people about Chris Chan before and usually the reaction I get is like "Oh I heard of him, but that's not what I heard." There's just so many things happened. And part of me think I probably shouldn't make a video on it because it's [cut] it's pretty- it's a pretty dark story. I think it's almost like an important piece of history- of the internet. Mr Christian Chandler.

Now the first thing you need to know about him is that he created [[Sonichu]]  (mispronounced throughout the video as "sonic-chu"), which is of course, the mixture of [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]]. This was a webcomic that he posted online, on his own website. (laughing) [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Main_influences|Despite Sonichu being a complete ripoff from Sega and Nintendo's Pikachu and Sonic.]], he seemed very keen to mark out that [[Chris_and_copyright|it's copyrighted material]]. He also incorporated himself into the comic book uhh where he is the father... of Sonichu. It features pretty shallow characters, but also an ungodly amount of text. And some stuff that is just outright [long pause] twisted. Now [[4-cent_garbage.com|people]] discovered this webcomic and got very fascinated. Who was the creator behind it? Why would anyone make this?

[The Beginning of Chris Chan]

They figured out his name Christian Weston Chandler in response, he made [[Christian_Weston_Chandler's_FUTURE_MESSAGE|this video]]. (It's worth noting that this video was released BEFORE his discovery)

Chris: Ahem... hello, ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, as well as the, uh, gals. My name is Christian Chandler; I am here, and y'all are there.

PewDiePie: That's true. He's not wrong with that (laughs). 2007, the year an angel was born.

Chris: This message is for everyone of the present and the future, beyond this date: February 24th, 2007th. My birthday. My 25th birthday.

PewDiePie: (laughing) My 25th birthday. In this video he touches upon a lot of things ah he describes how girls can easier... eh... interact with boys by studying transformer figurines.

Chris: ...like, uh, you would tr- like you would learn how... a man... works.

PewDiePie: He also touches upon binaries. How they are absolute and how uh girls should like boys and boys should like girls and nothing else.

Chris: ...and hopefully in due time or now, each and every one of you will stay straight. You know, girl for boy, boy for girl? Everything else is vice, as said by Doctor Kinsey.

PewDiePie: Now another thing you need to know about Chris Chan is the he's an absolute... [[14_Branchland_Court|insane hoarder]]. He- there is just stuff everywhere. [[Tour_of_Chris's_House_II|From his own house tour]]. Going all the way up to the ceiling. [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|There was even a fire at one point]]. Uh. Because of all the hoarding. It's... tends to be a problem.

[News cast about the fire plays]

Presenter: -morning. It started at about 3 o'clock this morning at a home on Branchland Court, that's in the southern part of the county. We're told the fire started in a first floor bathroom, but got quickly out of control, and eventually shot through the roof. [[Chandler_Cats#Scamper|Everybody]] inside was able to get out safely, but one firefighter suffered minor injuries. [[Christian_Weston_Chandler|The cause of the fire]] is still under investigation.

PewDiePie: Hoarding! Hoarding. That's what started it.

[Encyclopedia Dramatica Saga]

Now. Chris Chan whin (sic) his newfound fame started noticing that [[Trolls|he was getting a bit of hate online]]. People were uh uh ridiculing him. People were makin' fun of him. People were trying to antagonize him purposely. [Smash cut to Chris]

Chris: [[White_knight|All Sonichu fans who do not hate me]]; Christian Weston Chandler. For I have an important message for y'all. If y'all would actually like me to bring up new stuff for Sonichu and conclude the stories you can do so by taking- havin that Encyclopedia Dramatica page taken down so that I can feel more comfortable in drawing and coloring the comics that y'all have grown to love.

PewDiePie: Basically Encyclopedia Dramatica posted a bunch about him and he single-handedly tried eh to take it down himself. So, to combat the Encyclopedia Dramatica page he initiated what he called an "information overload" where he added ''more'' information about himself some really disturbing and embarrassing things. He even posted [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|pictures]] of him fiddling [[Megan|one of his fellow friends]]. Now it goes without saying that this kind of uh response doesn't really help the situation and it certainly didn't help Chris Chan and the trolls just sort of became more elaborate and more vicious from now on. Now Chris Chan had revealed in uh MANY instances that he is on a [[Love_Quest|love quest]]. He's looking for a girlfriend.

Chris: Anyway for uh over a year now, I've uh been trying to attract an 18-22 year old [[CWC-isms|boyfriend-free girl]]. [cut] (Singing) -but you should know that i am a (unintelligable).

PewDiePie: Okaay, alright, okay okay his requirements were simple: 18-24 years old, boyfriend free, [[Chris_and_race|white]].

[The Blanca Saga]

So, knowing that Chris was on a love quest, a couple of trolls went together under the alias of [[Blanca_Weiss|Blanca Weiss]] and pretended to romance Chris in an attempt to get his most precious item... arguably the most precious item in the whole universe. Chris [[Medallions#Mark_1_.28and_decoy.29|Sonichu Necklace]] which he would wear at air- all the time, at every single time, every single day, sleep with it. Now this is the part where it gets dark. It gets almost vicious. There's something twistedly funny about it at the same time. So they managed to get Chris to send in his medallion.

[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzlUoAOpiak Autistic] plays, with music playing over it.]

And many other fake girlfriend appeared after so there was Julia Sage (possibly misread "[[Julie_Saga|Julie Saga]]"), which there's even a [[For_Julie's_Eyes_Only|video]] of Chris having... ngg... fun? with an inflatable sex toy. While yelling Julie's name.

[The Julie Saga]

[Censored version of [[For_Julie's_Eyes_Only|For Julies Eyes Only.MP4]] plays]

[pained sigh] From here it's just like. [pulls faces at the camera, followed by a few more seconds of For Julies Eyes Only.MP4]

But Julie revealed herself ah to be a thirteen year old boy.

Julie: Um Chris?

Chris: Julie?

Julie: There's somthin' I been tryin' to tell you for a while.

Chris: Yes?

Julie: Well, I'm gonna be there tomorrow, and I think it's safe to say that now I can tell you this. With my heartfelt love.

Chris: Alright, uh, yes, uh, go ahead and tell me now.

Julie: Do you really wanna know?

Chris: You love me, don't you?

Julie: I do, but there's something else I need to say. I just don't... I just don't know how to do this. I don't know how to tell you this.

Julie: This whole time, Chris...you've been... having sex with a 13-year-old boy, you sick fuck!

Chris: What?

BlueSpike: Yeah. I'm a 13-year-old boy, Chris, and you've been having sex with me this entire time. I'm gonna give all your fuckin' data to Chris Hansen, you fuckin' [[pedofork]], so you better get the fuck out now—

Chris: [sigh]

BlueSpike:—before I report you to the fuckin' feds.

PewDiePie: It's ah- It's pretty twisted. This kid is [a] straight up sociopath. What in the world?

[The Ivy Saga]

There's other fake girlfriends appearing, Ivy's s-saga as well.

Chris: Hi Ivyyy. I love you. mmm I can't stop thinking about you.

[video continues playing, PewDiePie reads the video description]

PewDiePie: Listen everyone. This girl is my new girlfriend you all best be nice to her, or I will seriously cease effort on the comic series.

[Different video starts, this time [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero|Chris is playing Holding Out For A Hero on Guitar Hero]]]

PewDiePie: I dedicate this music video to Ivy. Also in addition to if anyone messes up this relationship, if anyone messes up Ivy period, I swear to God and Jesus that I will cease drawing my comics. Even eh included Ivy in his... f-Sonichu series. Taking off his [[The_Classic|famous sweater]] in the sunset.

[Another video plays, Chris is holding a sex doll]

Chris: Ivy. I'm sorry I made some- sorry I made mistake so (unintelligible)

[The New Chris Chan]

PewDiePie: Now there's many many many more stories about really uh interesting trolls trolling Chris Chan, but [[Bob|his father]] passed away and he came back on Facebook, saying "I am a lesbian identified man and a cross-dressing tranny. My mother is still old fashioned and putting me down on how other people would perceive me in a short skirt, getting away discreetly in [a] short skirt recently, I received multiple compliments from the women, I wish she would ease up on me and let me have my freedom to flirt the skirt.

[Another video]

Chris: Hello people of the internet. Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again.

PewDiePie: Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] started to [[Financhu_Crisis|suffer, financially]] and he made this video.

Chris: [groans] Our mortgage company's biting our butts once again. Hopefully we'll be able to scrounge up enough- scrounge up the money locally, but we sure could use a lot more help.

PewDiePie: Asking people for donations, which seem to come in... pretty frequently. He had quite the cult following, selling his ''very'' famous [[Sonic_Totem|Sonic Totem]] that- which was featured in the background of some of his videos and it was sold for 1500 US dollars. Someone actually bought it. Someone discovered that right after it was sold, he bought a 400 dollar, 14 karat gold necklace. The e-begging sort of became more often and he uh even sold his priceless, priceless striped shirt. From now on, there's not really that much more info. The story sort of continues and eh I think it- it serves as a really great example of a cautionary tale.

The internet is not always a warm, cuddly place.

And people generally like to pick on the- on the weak. I don't think Chris is uh necessarily... the greatest person in the world either.

Chris: Good Morning.

PewDiePie: That's it for now. Thankyou for letting me tell you abour Chris Chan. If there's anything I missed, I definitely did because there's so much, but you can [[Main_Page|just look it up yourself]].

[PewDiePie does his outro]

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{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates. For other questions, please use the [http://www.cwckiforums.com/ CWCki forum].}}

'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]
==Make a new Saga?==
Even though Chris has been less active over the less couple of years, he has recently (since early March) been giving infomation about what has been happening over the last couple of years. I think we should call this a new Saga "Revalation" Saga. [[User:14recinez|14recinez]] 3:40, 14 September 2013 (EST)

the new saga is the Black Sonichu DLC saga, i posted a link to chris chan's facebook post in the news page --[[User:Beanmachine91|Beanmachine91]] ([[User talk:Beanmachine91|talk]]) 01:02, 10 May 2015 (UTC)

==Note==
Flipnote Hatena will be shutting down May 31, 2013. Also chris 2013 article needs updating.

==Did you know..==
Some of the "Did you knows" sound really over-opinionated and A-loggy next to the A-log article of the now.

Ex. "...that Chris is a disgusting human being?", "That Chris cannot dance", I also have a personal gripe with, "...that Chris was born on 24 February, the same day the Nazi party was founded?", as it associates CWC with Nazis. [[User:Cleftpalete|Cleftpalete]] 10:18, 16 December 2012 (PST)

Did you know "Chris declared his birthday national Christian Love day? He thought this was better than Mexican Flag day which is on his birthday February 24"
[[User:MsAuntieMama|MsAuntieMama]] 10:16 May 2015 (EST)

==ohinternet==
Should we include a da update about ED and ohinternet considering their past relationship? [[Supersheep|Supersheep]] 23:38, 19 April 2011 (EST)

==Happy Sonichu Day!==

Is Sonichu 11 or 23? Also, is it possible to make the Sonichu page the now article? --[[User:TheIronFjord|TheIronFjord]] 21:33, 16 March 2011 (PDT)

==PSN Tracker==
I have Chris on my friends list on the PSTriple.
How would I go about contributing to the PSN tracker? [[User:Dillon627|Dillon627]] 06:30, 28 January 2011 (PST)

==Protect the templates==
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)

== new vid ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&feature=player_embedded

can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==

{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}

[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)
I'm for this too.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)

*Ironically, I vote this for today. --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 15:11, 10 September 2011 (PDT)

==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)

Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT) This link is dead

== Project Map Fucking Everything ==

Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.

http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&gl=us&ptab=2&ie=UTF8&oe=UTF8&msa=0&msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b

I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.

Now, a question:
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the "Locations" divs on the other pages?
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)

*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)

== Sports ==

Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)

== Slight Error ==
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter... [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to "being on the Internet". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)
:::Yeah, why is the counter back? I don't know how to re-implement that sort of thing or I would. --[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 16:18, 17 December 2010 (PST)

== Vandalism? ==
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)

== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say "Well I guess there are some exceptions" and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)

==CWCki is pretty dead==
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)
:::After seeing old articles being still corrected here and there, I tend to agree. Maybe this Chris-free time isn't so bad after all. Gives us time to look through all the old articles.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:51, 14 December 2010 (PST)
::::You guys have gone from reporting the antics of a potential criminal to stalking a retard. Really it's pathetic. Do we need to know about uneventful sightings at the mall or his activity on PSN? That sounds like having less of a life than Chris does. Every lolcow eventually dies down and CWC is finished. This isn't like that point when everyone thought he was done for but came back, this is it.--[[User:Goatselover|Goatselover]] 18:05, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::Obviously you know something we don't. Go on, enlighten us. [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 21:08, 29 December 2010 (PST)
:::::First, as Champ said pretty much RIGHT below this, this page is about improving the main page exclusively. Take it to Offshore CWCki. I think your targets are probably mostly there. As far as I'm aware, the people remaining here are dedicated to the wiki, rather than devoted to coming up with new ways to stalk Chris.
::::::It's not even about concerning ourselves with how next to foil Chris' Heart-Meter. This is about the chronicling
::::::and archiving of this entire man-child's existence for the benefit and hilarity of all future new-fags
::::::--[[User:Boosegumps|Boosegumps]] 03:40, 19 January 2011 (PST)

== Sightings ==

Okay, question, as a field agent who is seeming to have multiple run ins with Chris (was the guy who took the kroger pic and I commonly see him when he comes into my work) Where should I put my sightings so I am not cluttering up the other pages? [[User:CFA|CFA]]CFA
:1. Sign posts with 4 tildes (<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>) if you want to avoid typing all that shit every time.
:2. [[User:CFA/Whateverthefuck]] is usually the best place to put your stuff.
:On another note, I appreciate that CFA is the name of the guy who took that pic, but that doesn't necessarily prove that it's you. Expect people to be critical of that statement. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 01:20, 16 December 2010 (PST)

*I did sign with 4 and I posted it up on the offshore first. Secondly, I asked because there is no article on sightings. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 10:38, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Signing with 4 tildes yields a timestamp. Always. There was no timestamp. The point I was making was that yeah, the guy on offshore is called CFA. However, you just made your account here and there's nothing stopping someone other than offshore's CFA from taking the username. As a result of this, even if there were a "sightings" article, you still wouldn't be able to just dump new shit there because there's no confirmation that you are who you say you are. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:10, 16 December 2010 (PST)
*alright, then what would constituent proof for you guys? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:03, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::I'd say photos ^^ [[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 16:01, 16 December 2010 (PST)
:*photos of what? My page on offshore or something else? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 17:56, 16 December 2010 (PST)CFA
::Gee, I don't know, maybe ''the picture you originally uploaded to Offshore CWCki''? --[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 22:39, 16 December 2010 (PST)
::I think the best picture to upload would be proof that you can log into CFA's account on Offshore. If you have any new pics, those work too, but I don't expect you to have to do too much work for this. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 11:07, 17 December 2010 (PST)
*[[Image:CFA offshore.png|300px]] [[User:CFA|CFA]] 12:41, 17 December 2010 (PST)CFA

:*In the future, posts like this go in the Community Portal and not here. This discussion page strictly involves improving the main page.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:33, 19 December 2010 (PST)
*My apologies [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:54, 19 December 2010 (PST)CFA

== Is This Chris? ==

He apparently stalked the shit out of liquid Chris therefore leading him to know his whereabouts along with his real name. So, he decided to post a video about it for some "troll busting".

Here's his channel:
[http://www.youtube.com/user/CarlosChantor]

- 06:33 (CST) January 6,2011

I doubt it. I mean, do you see him putting together such a coherent video and hacking someone's facebook. The only Chris-like thing about it is that they got the wrong one of the twins pegged as Liquid.....

ARIGOLD17 WHO CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SIGN POSTS- 3:30 (EST) January 14, 2011

== ps3 tracker change ==

the ps3 tracker says jan.7.2010 when it should be jan.7.2011. just pointing that out. [[User:Carnival Vexillarius|Carnival Vexillarius]] 10:06, 8 January 2011 (PST)

== Shojo letters ==

[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletter.jpg]]
[[File:Shoujobeatchrischanletterreply.jpg|Right]]
*Front page, y/n? [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:18, 26 January 2011 (PST)CFA
<s>If it's legit I'd say front page material, I know Chris watches anime, but somehow I can't see him reading manga. I think he'd be too frustrated to figure out that you read it back to front. I think this might be a troll impersonating him</s> Never mind it says 23, so no one really knew about him, so it's probably legit.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 06:06, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== Potential Video of the Now? ==

Some pickle-related drama, brought to you by ''The Kids in the Hall''.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECAvZTcaQew

-- [[User:Elliecoral|Elliecoral]] 12:31 2 February 2011

*For future reference, this should go [[Template talk:Video of the now|here]]. The thing about the video is that Chris hasn't used the "pickle" euphemism, as far as I can tell, since 2008 or maybe early 2009. It's just a really out-of-date term. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:12, 2 February 2011 (PST)

== Not sure if it goes here but ==

*First, no pics (due to working at the time) but Chris came in with Rocky. But here is the thing, he was with a group of special needs folks around his age, seems Rocky has gotten him to socialize with other special needs folks, that or the strange girl he sat across from was friendly with him. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:30, 25 February 2011 (PST)CFA
:Get pics next time. No, really. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:32, 25 February 2011 (PST)
:Oh and also, this is the wrong place to do this. This is about improving the main page. Put it [[CWCki:General|here]] or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 19:38, 25 February 2011 (PST)
*Thanks and as for pics, it was out of the blue, did not expect to see him that day (he normally comes in on saturday between 3 and 4.)[[User:CFA|CFA]] 18:28, 27 February 2011 (PST)CFA

==Userboxes==
*Would anybody have a problem with organizing the userboxes, like Trollboxes category would contain Clyde's, Vivian's, Jack's ect. Description/identitiy boxes, like all the ones that say this user is a x, like the American, straight, hikikomori. Then like title boxes like admin, grammar nazi, ect. I could organize them, but it'd take me a while cause I'm busy during the week.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 13:11, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== da update should be first ==

ps3 tracker later, or maybe just merged. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 15:39, 2 March 2011 (PST)
:I spent a while messing around with it today trying to find a better way to organize it, but I couldn't figure out how to change whether something's on the right or left side of the page. I guess switching the two wouldn't be too difficult because they're in the same box. No complaints here. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:41, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Just rid of the ps3 tracker, it's not even no longer updated. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 04:41, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
:I found out how to do everything that I didn't understand, but [[User:Freecell/Main Page|what I did with it]] still looks bad. I agree that Da Update should go first (and the quote of the now shouldn't take up so much space and the News/Improvement Project should go higher), but I'm not sure it can be moved without making everything else look bad. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:48, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*I personally would have Da Update be first but Clyde insists that the PSN Tracker is more important. Take your complaints to him.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 20 April 2011 (PDT)

==Seriously==
*What the fuck happened yesterday? What was with the creepy girl? Why was everything 404'd, though some of the 404 pages were funny.
: Seems like the server was just down. I'm not an admin so I don't really know. But the creepy girl has always been what you see when you specifically go to cogsdev.org or sonichu.com[[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 05:51, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
*I was just trying to check this site yesterday and I saw that ''thing'' instead. I can upload a pic of it, but... Was it supposed to be Little Red Riding Hood or some shit? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 09:26, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:: I JUST tried and the weird Little Girls was there and then I re-loaded the page and it was fine... dunno. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 15:43, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
::: [http://www.sonichu.com/buletta.jpg picture] Based on the filename it's supposed to be [http://capcom.wikia.com/wiki/Baby_Bonnie_Hood Buletta/B.B.Hood] from Darkstalkers. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 16:27, 17 March 2011 (PDT)
:::: Y<s>eah any time I've tried to follow my bookmark link that is set up to cogsdev.org, which has ''always'' worked, mind you, it now takes me to the BB Hood image after trying to redirect to sonichu.com. In order to actually get to the site I have to google CWCKI and find a random page and then backtrack to the main page. Am I doing something horribly wrong somehow?</s> As of my having written this, it'a back to normal now. Weird. Disregard me I am a buffoon.--[[User:Bluedeanie|Bluedeanie]] 10:14, 18 March 2011 (PDT)

==Ha!==
Nice touch for April Fool's [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 07:50, 1 April 2011 (PDT)

[[Random-access humor|IT'S RAINING CHRIS! HALLELUJAH!]] Also, if I may ask, what's the code for this? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:29, 1 April 2011 (PDT)
*note to self, listening to shpongle and watching the spinning heads here is seriously a bad idea! [[User:CFA|CFA]] 19:43, 1 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*When are we gonna get these removed now? They were charming on April 1st but it's two days later now and they're getting kinda intrusive. [[User:Airrider1|Airrider1]] 15:35 EST
** I use [https://chrome.google.com/extensions/detail/cfhdojbkjhnklbpkdaibdccddilifddb?hl=en adblock plus]. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 12:39, 3 April 2011 (PDT)
*** [https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/adblock-plus/ And for Firefox...] --[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 12:57, 5 April 2011 (PDT)

== You are now aware ==

[[image:Youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]

:It could almost imply that they somehow know one another! I'm more interested in the book to the left of it. Also, sign your posts. Also, this page is about improving the main page, as you've been told before. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 04:54, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

Well, I thought it was pretty surprising. All this time, that creepy little face was staring at me and I didn't even know it. The medallion and stare really make it a winner. Maybe bring it up in the Barbara page discussion. [[User:Farm Zombie|Farm Zombie]] 12:26, 7 April 2011 (PDT)
*Sorry,did that at like, 2 am. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 15:38, 7 April 2011

== Remove the PSN tracker ==

Srsly. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:58, 29 April 2011 (PDT)
*Or put it under the update section. [[User:CFA|CFA]] 20:41, 29 April 2011 (PDT)CFA

==TOMGIRL.PNG==
May I suggest a recoloring of the hair blonde? --[[User:MissMeg|MissMeg]] 09:31, 7 May 2011 (PDT)

== Liquid Chris Article ==
The whole "MOTHERLAND CALLS!" template has been up on the [[Liquid Chris]] page for a while, even before I became a member here. Has the article been fixed, or is it still in need of refurbishing? -- [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 22:09, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:Why are you asking this here? Try [[Talk:Liquid Chris]]. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 23:22, 7 May 2011 (PDT)
:: The reason I asked here was because nobody has added anything new the article since March (ignoring a recent edit-revert), and nobody has done anything with the talk page since last September. I was just wondering if this should be the Improvement Project of the Now if it's gone nowhere for a while. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] 10:09, 10 May 2011 (PDT)

== An error in dating? ==

Today's "''This day in Christory''" features [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|a video from February 5th, 2009]], but today is ''June 5th''. Is this intentional? --[[User:IwegalBadnik|IwegalBadnik]] 10:37, 5 June 2011 (PDT)
*The video was from 5 Feb, but his CChanSonichu account was indeed hacked on 5 June. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 13:52, 5 June 2011 (PDT)

== Kim ==
Have we pulled a Wallflower on Kim? If not why doesn't she have a page, any information on her other than in passing, emails, phone calls, etc? [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 21:45, 6 June 2011 (PDT)

==Just for you==
I while ago I figured out the code for making youtube audio play in the background based on ED's code for it. I just forgot to share it with you. Its a nice touch for user pages, but I wouldn't recommend them for Cwcki articles.

ev:youtube|'''(The Stuff After watch?v=)'''&autoplay=1&loop=1&start=1" height="1" width="1" fposition="left" frame="false"

except add '''{{#''' at the beginning and '''}}''' at the end, and lose the '''(''' ''')''' parenthese

Sorry if its confusing, ask [[User:freecell|freecell]] if you need help, he or she uses it too.[[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 20:01, 12 July 2011 (PDT)

==No detective needed==
Okay, you don't have to be a fucking detective to tell that [[User:Youdonttellmewhattodo|Youdonttellmewhattodo]], [[User:Nothingyouneedknow|Nothingyouneedknow]], [[User:GodoftheGodsofgod|GodoftheGodsofgod]] are the same fucking person seeing as all three accounts were made four minutes between each and they've been posting stupid shit, complimenting Chris, and blanking pages. It's an idiot, troll, or hell possibly Chris. [[User:Theiselybros|Theiselybros]] 11:34, 19 July 2011 (PDT)
:I don't think they're the same people. And I checked for some of them, they're not Chris. I don't remember specifically though and I'm kind of too lazy to check again. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:53, 20 July 2011 (PDT)
::Ok, sat down and checked those three again. Not Chris. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 08:58, 20 July 2011 (PDT)

==New videos==
Chris just posted a couple of new videos and from the looks of it, relating to that forum that he's been posting on. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 11:27, 6 August 2011 (PDT)
*Two more videos have gone up. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:38, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
* I just posted the update but there still aren't any pages about the videos. I would but I'm really goddamn tired and I feel like shit. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:41, 9 August 2011 (PDT)
** It's cool, they'll get made eventually, and I can't wait, to be honest, I missed the shinagins that Chris provided in his videos. --[[User:KHSilverRock|KHSilverRock]] 14:49, 9 August 2011 (PDT)

== Earthquake ==

Think CWC was affected by the 5.9 earthquake in Virgina at 2PM?--[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 11:17, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:If he was, I'm sure we'll be updated. Until then, there's no way we could know. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 11:21, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

:Unless a big box of Barb's Salvation Army finds crushed him.--[[User:Shefap|Shefap]] 12:27, 23 August 2011 (PDT)
:* There's a website [http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/dyfi/events/se/082311a/us/index.html] that will tell you where people in VA are saying they felt shaking. Around where Chris lives, there were reports of little-to-no shaking felt and no damage reported. He probably heard about the earthquake, but they probably felt nothing more than a vibration. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 14:05, 23 August 2011 (PDT)

== Article of the now. ==

shouldnt the Article of the now be Bob chandler? -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 12:50, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
:Indeed, I think Bob's bio should be article of the now until Chris uploads his next video. Then the article of the now should be changed into [[Chris and death]], as the most important thing about the next vid will be a demonstration of how Chris reacts (if he does react at all) to the death of a parent.
::Done, hope I did it right. -[[User:HitIar|HitIar "wunderbar!"]] 14:12, 10 September 2011 (PDT)
::*In the future, please refer discuss the Article of the now on its [[Talk:Article of the now|talk page]].

==Bob CWCki logo==
I found [[:File:BobCWCkiLogo.jpg|this gem]] we used ages ago for Bob's birthday, would it be in poor taste to post it in place of the current logo, for a while? Or perhaps someone could modify it to reflect his passing? I ask because I don't want to horribly offend people.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:50, 11 September 2011 (PDT)
*I second this, but not for too long. --[[User:MissMeg|Mary Lee Walsh | All hail the dean!]] 12:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*It would have been appropriate for down time, maybe as a 404 message, but now that he's passed on, it is a bit distasteful. It would have been even more offensive if you planned to do this 5 days after his death. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 16:46, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

== Chris' family tree. ==

We should expand on Chris family lineage, because Barbara's father died in an unusual way.

J.O. WESTON, OF RED OAK IS KILLED
Joseph Otto Weston, 58, a farmer, was killed late Friday when he apparently fell from his horse drawn wagon on a rural road near Red Oak Charlotte County.
Weston, of Red Oak, was hauling wood. Apparently he fell from the wagon and under a rear wheel.
His body was discovered after the driverless horse and wagon turned up at a nearby service station.
Dr. P.H. Winston, of Clarksville, medical examiner, said death was caused by a broken neck.
Surviving are his wife, Mrs. Carrie Winn Weston; five daughters, Mrs. Wilborne Bourne, of Richmond, and Mrs. Edward Carey and Misses Barbara Ann, Mabel and Harriet Weston, of Red Oak; three sons, William S. Weston, with the Navy at Norfolk, and DeRoy Lewis and Curtis Wayne Weston, of Red Oak; three brothers, Alfred Weston, of Chase City, and Daniel and Roy Weston, of Red Oak; one sister, Mrs. Mabel M. Blacklidge of Richmond, and one grandchild.
A funeral service was held at 1:30 p.m. Sunday at Antioch Baptist Church.
(Source: The Charlotte Gazette, Drakes Branch, VA, Thursday, April 14, 1955 Submitted by: Bea. Adams King)

http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html

This is the same Joesph Otto Weston that in mentioned in that Family tree.

== Edit-hiding ==

What's going on with all the edit-hiding? --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 10:49, 6 November 2011 (PST)
:I try to use the feature sparingly, but basically it's for the protection of users. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 10:52, 6 November 2011 (PST)

== Stop this ==

The article of now has had bob plastered on it for 2 months, it's getting old so I decided to put an underrated sonichu character onto it and don't whine to me about it being disrespectful to bob, fuck bob! --[[User:cj|cj]]
*Personally, I think Jiggliami can eat a dick. Anyways, if you really felt that we needed a new article, you could have done something that made sense like, oh I don't know, [[28 October 2011]], instead of a character that has no relevance to what is happening in Chris's life at the moment. It's not that you're being disrespectful, it's just that you need to act a little more professionally on this site, even if it is a wiki devoted to an autistic manchild. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 10:31, 10 November 2011 (PST)

== what is this? ==

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt-gfkWu8Bc&feature=channel_video_title

Apparently this might be chris --[[User:The0range|The0range]]
*One, sign your comments. Two, this person claims they talked to a channel called "HuaYifu" and that this person was Chris. All you would have had to do is looked at HuaYifu's channel and you would have realized this wasn't Chris. This person has NOTHING uploaded on their channel that Chris would have done, never claims to be Chris, and never talks about Sonichu or Rosechu (which would have happened if it was Chris). This is NOT Chris. I'm not even sure how these messages came to be unless HuaYifu is trolling the owner of this video... or they both were in on it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 20:47, 10 December 2011 (PST)

But why is the uploader of the video so convinced it's him though? It seem so obvious that it's not him that there might be more to it... --[[User:The0range|The0range]]

==Proper usage of words where time is concerned==

I have noticed that there are many pages that refer to "a recent video" or use similar assumptive language with regards to time. We should refrain from this type of language as the cwciki, and those pages, will be around long after the word "recent" fails to apply. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:35, 15 December 2011 (PST)
:I've said exactly the same thing. I change it when I see it, but it seems people take for granted that other people actually have to fix their shit. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 11:42, 15 December 2011 (PST)

== STOP FORCASTING ! ==

Ok i understand the desire to keep every page up to date but STOP FORCASTING! Do not enter anything into the wiki that WILL HAVE TO BE CHANGED at a later date. Don't put on barbs page that she has an upcoming court date, because that will have to be changed after that date happens. PLEASE dont make work for yourself and others.. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 10:47, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Actually, I think that one's fine because it's an article that will inevitably have to be updated. The main issue arises on articles like videos, because post-fact people will be paying attention to other things. "Current" articles have to be rewritten all the time. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 10:52, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:Event forecasting is fine on a Wiki when further information is expected within a reasonable timeframe. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 11:35, 16 December 2011 (PST)
:: i understand that if its on an active page then its fine, but when the forcasting is put on other pages it becomes a correctin issue. Its much better to just link to the appropriate pages and not speculate. Let the active pages do the talking while the historic data stays historic. In other words October 28th 2011 is currently the central location for court info. other pages dont need specifics until we know what the outcome is.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:41, 16 December 2011 (PST)

== Current Events ==

There aren't ant current events on the current events page. '''So either we need to get rid of it''', or we need to put 'current events' in our 'current events' so we can have 'current events' when we read the 'current events' -xzibit [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 06:09, 4 January 2012 (PST)

== Am i the only one who thinks there should be a second 'da update' type thing for significantly less important shit? ==

I'm not saying I demand this to happen, but it seems like it would be more convenient than checking recent changes for something that might possibly be new information. --[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 20:34, 29 January 2012 (PST)
: While that's an interesting idea... anything that's "new information" is usually in da update. Anything else is usually something small, not confirmed 100%, or almost insignificant. I suppose we could have something small...but it would be getting updated quite a bit. At the moment, I think "recent changes" is probably a lot like another, smaller, da update would be... --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 21:03, 29 January 2012 (PST)

== Birthday Suprise ==

Chris will be turning 30 this year and that is going to have an effect on the wiki. There are places where phrases like "Even now in his late twenties" are used. This type of language is going to become outdated. Words like "twenties" "20s" and specific ages as in "at 28 years old, Chris still lives at home" will all eventually have to be changed. CARE MUST BE TAKEN when writing about time. Remember EVERYTHING is past tense and you have to assume that the reader is reading the information 10 years from now. I have mentioned time before but the whole 'turning 30' thing needs to be addressed separately.
[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:00, 2 February 2012 (PST)
*here is an example "There is no earthly reason why (barring unrelated catastrophes) a man that is almost thirty years old and has autism should live at home with his parents, specially when his autism is as "high functioning" as Chris's activity and his documentation exemplify it to be." - This will need changing. [[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 08:16, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:[[Wikipedia:WP:SOFIXIT|So fix it]]. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 15:55, 2 February 2012 (PST)
:*Or as we like to say here on the CWCki, [[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT FAGGOT]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:30, 3 February 2012 (PST)
::*i am fixing what i see, just wanted others to be aware.[[User:Slimz|.-~ Slimz ~-.]] 11:22, 7 February 2012 (PST)

== Revised idea ==

Maybe there should be a {{Timeline}} below "da update" on the main page, that would be pretty handy.--[[User:Reldnahc C|I am tomgirlmanbearpig]] 12:16, 5 February 2012 (PST)

That sounds like a good idea to me. [[user:poppybrolll|-~Poppybrolll~-]] 9:23, 11 February 2012 (PST)
*Sounds like a good idea to me too... i would suggest letting someone higher up the chain add it though. We just dealt with some front page vandalism (that was kinda funny BTW) but i think its a great idea [[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 08:04, 17 February 2012 (PST)

== This is what chris actually believes ==

I notice this phrase attached to pictures all over the wiki. Some of the pictures are references to Chris believing that he has some sort of chance to get laid. But many are just derogatory and rude. There are times that we KNOW what Chris believes because he tells us but many times the pictures are misleading or speculative. example: the pic on the page [[Caitlin]] is an assumption and has no basis in truth. There are many examples of picture captions being downright rude and defamatory. I think its clear that none of us can stand Chris, but we should be more careful about that coming out in the wiki. The facts please, just the facts...[[User:Slimz|slimz - ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐]] 10:45, 29 February 2012 (PST) oops

: I [[CWCki:Policy#De-memeing the CWCki|concur]]. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 05:43, 10 July 2012 (PDT)

== Another Quote of the Now Suggestion ==

Now that the details of Chris's trial has been posted, do you think his outburst about having to pay Michael Snyder's medical bills- "That thieving liar doesn't deserve a red cent!"- would be appropriate? Of course, I'm still kind of a newfag here, so ignore this if you want. I just found it amusing. [[User:Alopax|Alopax]] 02:40, 11 July 2012 (PDT)

== Suggested article: Persecution Complex ==

I think we definitely need an article about all the times Christian has claimed to suffer/endured harsh trials in his life. For example, equating pulling weeds once with a Marine carrying the dead body of his friend back, as seen in the Father Call. Said Father Call is chock full of instances of Chris claiming to have suffered to prove his worthiness, in fact. I also don't need to mention all the times he has brought up being handcuffed in school, having his attraction sign removed at college, and getting suspended at college, for that was always frequent. He also grossly exaggerated the actions of the trolls in every interaction with friends, obviously... Even in his first ever YouTube video, he makes sure to claim that he has had a rough life: "I was diagnosed with high-functional autism, and I lived a, uh, somewhat rough life. I've had an abusive babysitter at one time." --[[User:DawnDusk|DawnDusk]] 16:13, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

*: Seconded. Make sure to include the fact that he's got a legitimate reason so see his bullshit as more important than it is. Also there's a page for requesting articles. Now get to work, soldier. [[User:CaveJohnson|CaveJohnson]] 20:33, 17 August 2012 (PDT)

== Confused ==

So, what's the deal? Is this site just an ironic way of trolling him, or what? I heard this was dedicated towards supporting him from outside sources, but looking at the content, I'd say you'd either have to be trolling him using irony and sarcasm, or as stupid as Chris himself. {{unsigned|5thofjulay}}
: We're not for or against him, for most part. There's a bit of snark here and there, sure. We try to show Chris's stuff in his own words. Unfortunately for Chris, his material doesn't make him look very good. This site isn't really a troll site, just another way for Chris to troll himself. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums Gone? ==

Should we mention on the main page that the forum has been deleted from the servers over at forumer? --[[User:Sparklemilhouse|Sparklemilhouse]] 15:41, 8 November 2012 (PST)
: Perhaps, if we can figure out what happened and what the following actions are. Last I checked, the forum staff was looking at their options. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:46, 9 November 2012 (PST)
: I wonder how much Our Pet Lolcow is chuckling to himself at the loss of our forums. Maybe he thinks we closed it ourselves to comply with his "apology post" on FaceBook; or maybe that one of his Curse-ya-meha-meha blasts actually worked.
:There's a temporary relief forum for the CWCki Forums: http://spergcityzone.forumer.com/index.php [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:51, 11 November 2012 (PST)

== Forums gone....again? ==

The most recent forums appear to be gone. Is everything okay, or was it closed due to some of the conflicts between certain users and mods/management? - [[User:I Be Bobby Boulders|I Be Bobby Boulders]] 10:52, 30 January 2013 (EST)
Can we make the forums ''not'' forumer this time? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 09:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Eagerly awaiting the forum's next incarnation. --[[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 10:47, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Ditto. - [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 15:31, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:We received a Chatzy screencap a while ago that proves that the people we banned planned to TOS the forum because nobody is allowed to have fun if they can't. Don't know if they actually were responsible, but that's the information we have. I didn't save the screencap, but I'm sure someone has it. I'm hoping that we'll have something substantial up within a couple days. We're just waiting on a couple email responses first. And it definitely won't be Forumer. —Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] ([[User talk:Freecell|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Freecell|contribs]]) 17:10, 30 January 2013 (PST)

That was on the first day of the banning, and they settled down, so I doubt they did anything rash. Plus I've been talking to them almost every day, and they dropped it shortly after that day. The thing is that their forum was TOS'd at the same time ours was, so I'm assuming whoever did it reported both forums, and I highly doubt they'd TOS their own forum.--[[User:Someguywithnoname|Someguywithnoname]] 18:08, 30 January 2013 (PST)
:Yeah, this. There was some talk of going after champ's forum after the permaban of several people for trying to have something done about a crime committed by one of the mods, but it was dropped as a bad idea before leaving the brainstorming stage. Whoever TOSed either or both forums may have gotten the idea from such talk (and/or, more likely, simply from the predecessor forum having been TOSed before). [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:They probably nuked both forums after they realized that A. They weren't going to be allowed back into the real one and B. Not very many people were going to defect to theirs. So they employed the Samson option. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 10:40, 31 January 2013 (PST)
::That's the most ridiculous thing I've heard lately. At least half to two-thirds of the regulars from spergcityzone had "defected" to spergcentral by the time it was TOSed (basically everyone except for those who didn't try to access either forum during the short interval between the TOSings). Why on earth would anyone involved in running spergcentral TOS their own forum when it was pretty much already established as the successor to spergcityzone? If I had to guess I would guess that punchabunch TOSed both forums to try to get them to blame each other for it, given that they went down within 24 hours of one another and given his enthusiastic talk of "forum war". But there isn't really any way of knowing. At any rate, there's probably some troll who wanted to fuck around with both forums. [[User:SpergingAnarchistBagel|SpergingAnarchistBagel]] 12:14, 31 January 2013 (PST)

:::[MOVED RESPONSE TO RELIEF FORUMS]--[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] 13:13, 31 January 2013 (PST)

I'm currently creating a new CWCki Forums which is not under forumer. I'll let you know if it's ready. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 18:42, 30 January 2013 (PST)

It's done! First time creating a forum, so give me some tips and suggestions about it. http://alanpardewcwc.forumms.net/ [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 21:01, 30 January 2013 (PST)

I just checked my email, and brooklyn sent an email to everyone who shared their email on the last board saying that the new permanent board should be up by this weekend/early next week. [[User:Aiko-chan|Aiko-chan]] 21:49, 30 January 2013 (PST)

Well, at least we'll have a backup forum in case something happens.[[User:Saney|Saney]] 21:53, 30 January 2013 (PST)

The permanent board is coming soon? Great. I'll update the link later when it is up. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] 22:25, 30 January 2013 (PST)

== Photo of rental house ==

Surely the photo of the front of the rental house Charb are staying in should be the photo of the now. EXIF data stripped, of course. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 02:28, 4 May 2014 (UTC)

* I'm working on it. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 10:05, 5 May 2014 (UTC)
:: Cheers! That house sure looks spooky. --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 11:44, 5 May 2014 (UTC)

== Lego Wishlist ==

Exactly how much is Chris' NEED list worth? What about his WANT list?
At the same time, he's selling items that should have sentimental value to him to pay the bills.
This def needs some looking in to!
--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 05:07, 31 May 2014 (UTC)
* I decided to take this task on myself. Still weeding my way through ebay to find the lowest prices for each set, but suffice it to say, the tally is HIGH! --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 18:27, 2 June 2014 (UTC)
**The grand total for what Chris is begging for in Legos alone is ~$4800 --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 19:14, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

== QOTN ==

"The drawing that is being sold on eBay now is an Original artwork created by the original Creator of Christian Weston Chandler, and is solely being sold as an artwork with no original intent of profit."

**This needs to be on the front page because Chris is saying that his drawing he drew to sell online wasn't meant for profit.
These are disparaging statements. One cannot draw something with the intent of selling it and say they didn't intend any personal profit.
I'd put this on the forums, but null can't take jokes.--[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 20:03, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** The total list rounds out to just over to $4800 for the lego sets Chris wants. He no doubt deserves them... lol --[[User:Shutupman|Shutupman]] ([[User talk:Shutupman|talk]]) 22:17, 2 June 2014 (UTC)

*** Going to. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 14:23, 16 June 2014 (UTC)

== PSN Tracker ==

I feel like this is kinda taking up valuable real estate on the front page. Anyone opposed to removing it? I was pretty much against it from day one, it's been on the front page mostly to appease [[Clyde Cash|Clyde]] but he's long gone. Not sure what to do with the extra space. I'd say to post his most recent Facebook posts but well, recent events suggest that probably won't be happening. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 09:42, 31 December 2014 (UTC)

*I'm all for a section on Facebook posts, but, as you said, it's possible we'll be seeing a lot less of those. Either way, the PSN tracker needs to go. [[User:Boomhauer|Boomhauer]] ([[User talk:Boomhauer|talk]]) 10:41, 31 December

* I dunno. I always kinda liked it. A constant reminder of how much money he wastes. [[User:Sweet and Savoury|Sweet and Savoury]] ([[User talk:Sweet and Savoury|talk]]) 12:06, 11 January 2015 (UTC)

== refer Chris as a female with female pronouns ==

==Article of the Now change?==

So since the article about the Gamestop incident is getting old, why not replace it with this recent page about the documentary for Chris Chan (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXjnakAlF-s)

== Many MediaFire Links are Broken ==

Hello, so all across the wiki are broken Mediafire links, and it's pretty bad. Is there any way that these links could be repaired by reuploading the appropriate files so that the public can download them? By the way, I've reuploaded a lot of Chris material on the Internet Archive (including two YouTube videos blocked off in the U.S.): https://archive.org/search.php?query=subject%3A%22christian+weston+chandler%22. I could upload the material (or you guys can) on to the Internet Archive, where they try to preserve anything that is digital. [[User:Letter Z|Letter Z]] ([[User talk:Letter Z|talk]]) 22:08, 6 March 2015 (UTC)

== New update, transgender ==

"...(s)he"

I have an issue with this. Hasn't it been decided we shouldn't cater to Chris' whims and call him what HE wishes to be called? It should be "he", indefinitely, I think.--[[User:The World Is Yours|The World Is Yours]] ([[User talk:The World Is Yours|talk]]) 20:02, 13 May 2015 (UTC)
*I'm kind of on the fence about this because I'm transgender myself. On one hand, I want to say that she isn't actually transgender, but on the other hand I want to be on the safe side and just refer to her with female pronouns. [[User:Melkor|Melkor]] ([[User talk:Melkor|talk]]) 21:46, 27 November 2015 (UTC)

== Here's a creative suggestion for the 'Da Update' section ==

Put goddamn fucking links to whatever the fucking update's about.

==CWCki Logo==
Hey! I made the CWCki logo back in 2008ish and I'm wondering if you guys wanted an updated version of it--It's pretty old by now.
The concept would be the same (Chris ontop of the Sonichu Ball), just in better quality. Cheers. [[User:Gleefk|Gleefk]] ([[User talk:Gleefk|talk]]) 19:11, 19 January 2016 (UTC)
:I know I'm responding to this way late, but, yeah, if you have an updated version then I say go for it. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 05:49, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

== So, This Superrocks3 Guy..... ==

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdMsi-rtmbI]

This is John Paglia, aka superrocks3. He is apparently whiteknighting for Chris. I'm debating contributing an article about him. I've viewed the rest of his YouTube account. Either he is trying WAAAAAAAAY too hard to troll or severely autistic. Nothing really noteworthy has happened with this guy in regards to interactions with CWC. CWC liked one of his videos, and that's it so far. Should I get this article going or have I found some shit that actually is too minor for the CWCKI?

* I believe this is too minor for CWCki. There is many people trying to be funny by whiteknighting/trolling Chris, but we don't document them unless they have some actual relation with Chris and unless they have contributed something major to the CWC community (like [[Robert Simmons V]], who actually met Chris, appeared in the comics and contributed to the CWC community by uploading the Church audio). A similar case of someone trying to funny occourred with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0BN13HKbck MasterEliteFighter] who "participated" in Chris's "embargos" and got a mention from Chris, but besides that, he is not really that notable to make a page about him. [[User:Helis5|Helis5]] ([[User talk:Helis5|talk]]) 18:13, 4 February 2016 (UTC)

== Can't edit Sonichu 11 article? ==

I've been trying to add the troll comic to it but whenever I try to edit it I get a blank page. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] ([[User talk:One With The Lulz|talk]]) 02:58, 15 May 2016 (UTC)

== Replace pmurt with new article ==

The pmurt article is getting real old seeing as it's been up for like a month or ttwo. I recommend replacing it with sonichu #11 to put more emphasis on the financhu crisis. --[[User:Pepper-0|Pepper-0]] ([[User talk:Pepper-0|talk]]) 10/01/17

*Maybe we should wait a bit more, until Pmurt takes office later this month. Chris has been commenting more on him than his finances lately, too. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 10:04, 11 January 2017 (UTC)

==New sighting in local news==
Chris turned up at a student mourning event and they made the whole video about interviewing Chris as if he was just a random student, he even has his fucking sonichu comics on the flowers as a form of self advertisemnt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n062B5gurp0 , Should be at least Video of the Now

*Yeah. I'll probably write up an article about it later. Unfortunately, there's not many editors left. I'm usually the one who adds content to the CWCki lately, but I'm a bit burned out from editing, especially with the ongoing server issues making it difficult. I'll probably get stuff updated in a day or two. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

== Begging counter ==

For the same reasons as the [[Template:PSNTracker]], mentioned [[Talk:Main_Page#PSN_Tracker_2|here]] and [[Template_talk:PSNTracker|here]], can we remove the Begging Counter template from the middle of the main page and relocate it to the Financhu Crisis Saga pages? --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 06:08, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

*You might want to consider asking people on Kiwi Farms for their opinions, because there's a shortage of editors here. I'm the one who wrote the begging counter and placed it on the main page, because Chris had been doing a ton of begging and I figured it'd be a good way to keep the Financhu Crisis featured on the main page (and because it was funny to see a counter of the days since he last worked on the comic). I think it's still relevant now, because Chris mostly either begs or works on the comic, and the template directly links to both from the main page. Kinda like Article of the Now, but with statistics. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 17:37, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

*Yeah, I agree with Hurtful here. The begging counter should remain on the front page. -[[User:Windows OS|Windows OS]] ([[User talk:Windows OS|talk]]) 19:14, 14 June 2017 (UTC)

::How about moving it down a bit then? My man concern is that the Video of the Now is at the very bottom, for example, even though that's probably what most people are looking for after Da Update. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 23:18, 24 June 2017 (UTC)

Alright. Video and Pic of the Now have been at the bottom for a while, though. Here's what the Main Page looked like before the counter - https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Main_Page&oldid=199478 [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:40, 25 June 2017 (UTC)

== Downtime ==

What was up with the recent week-long downtime? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:20, 21 August 2017 (UTC)

== Discontinuing social media collection pages ==

Chris is so active on social media now that it's posing a problem for archiving his posts to the CWCki. There are only about 5 people who actively contribute here, which isn't enough for updating everything.

Collection pages like these are missing posts and the backlog goes back to June:

- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Facebook_posts
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_tweets
- https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2017_Patreon_posts

A solution could be to discontinue those kinds of pages. The templates at the bottom could be updated to mention that and provide respective links to his FB, Twitter and Patreon if people want to see his posts there.

If something he says is big enough for mentioning in an article, the source link could just directly point to his social media post. Some users have been doing that for recent articles. The risk is that Chris might delete, but that's covered by screencaps at KF / CWCki Club.

A drawback is that his text wouldn't be searchable on the wiki, except as partial quotes. Twitter has a great search program as an alternative, but I dunno about FaceBook or Patreon.

Thoughts? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:44, 7 September 2017 (UTC)
* I don't want to have to comb through the Random Chris Updates threads to find a specific screenshot. I'll put in work to fill in the gaps when I get the chance.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] ([[User talk:MoarLurk|talk]]) 09:00, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

*He made 22 tweets yesterday alone. Higher than average, but it's usually 5-10 per day and it adds up over the past few months. It's a lot to import into the wiki. If we don't discontinue, we should just use the social media pages to archive major posts that would be worthy of a thread or being on Da Update (like your updating the FB page on his lovequest posts from today). I think we should rewrite the opening paragraph present on the social media pages to state that they're now for major updates, as opposed to being a complete archive.[[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 14:10, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

*Another reason archiving is harder now is there are multiple pages covering his posts (FaceBook, Patreon, Tweets, Tweets for NightStar). Sometimes when Chris posts to a social media platform, content from it gets mirrored to the others. If the post mentions another platform, check that platform's page to see if it's there so you won't go through the trouble of adding in something which is already present. Like, if there's a FaceBook post which refers to Twitter in its timestamp, you can post that content to the Tweets page instead. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 20:22, 7 September 2017 (UTC)

== Chris's fuckin dildo collection ==

Can anyone please find out if Chris has a dildo collection it would be really appreciated.

* Maybe if you channelled your energy into using the search bar instead of making this dumb post you would know. --[[User:Shekelberg|Shekelberg]]

== Tumblr ==

So it looks like Chris has made a [https://cwcsonichu.tumblr.com tumblr]. Should a page be made about it? My tablet doesn't take screenshots so I haven't started one, and I don't really know what all to write about it.

-[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 00:00, 14 October 2017 (UTC)

*I made the page. It's currently a stub right now, so edit it to your heart's content :)

--[[User:Camille|Camille]] 16:07, 14 October 2017 (PDT)

==New Begging Video==
Chris just made a new begging video poorly disguised as a Patreon announcement. I don't know how to edit the front page, so can someone change the begging counter, sil'vous plaît?

Link to the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ojxss2jEaGk

-[[User:Camille|Camille]] 14:52,14 October 2017 (PDT)

*I'm unsure if it counts as begging. I think his aim was to make an updated intro video for his Patreon, and part of his sales pitch was to say he wants money for bills, like with the first one, and he doesn't realize it's laughable to say that in a business video. If you want to change the counter, you can edit [[:Template:Begging Counter|this template]]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:15, 15 October 2017 (UTC)

==Chris wants to talk to Pewdiepie==

[https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/929823959205412864| Chris is requesting Pewdiepie DMs him] Could this be a new Saga? Did Pewdiepie insult him recently? [https://youtu.be/YulJWy1Wq7Y| Apparently Pewdiepie has] (about the 7:42 mark). Chris also has a new super white-knight [https://twitter.com/MissLadyLikely| Desiree-Delightful]

18:29, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

Mate, first word of advice, just because Chris does something that doesn't involve him shitting himself, that doesn't make it a saga. 12 November 2017 ([[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd054]])

Okay, people on Twitter were wondering if this would be the start of some kind of Saga. I apologize 19:12, 12 November 2017 (CST) (Shipper Of Heart)

*Since no-one has mentioned it yet, [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvQ8HbaJeC0 Pewdiepie released a video about Chris today.] --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 07:58, 13 November 2017 (UTC)

Talk:Jessica Quinn

2017-11-05T02:19:58Z

Fiddy: Is Quinn actually a troll?

== Something interesting ==
Ok, I was looking at one of Chris's tweets and I noticed this guy [https://twitter.com/TylerMBates] posting several tweets, one of which asking Chris to stop harassing his daughter. I think he's talking about Jessica because they're friends on Facebook. He also commented on the relationship status. I've talked to him over Facebook too but he never specifically said who his daughter was.

What do you guys think?
[[User:BoradV|BoradV]] ([[User talk:BoradV|talk]]) 02:44, 9 September 2017 (UTC)

*Nice catch. My guess is it's a random ween trying to pull Matt Devoria 2.0, but it'll be funny if this turns out to be part of Quinn's escape plan for ditching Chris (like, maybe she says her dad is against it because of trolls or some shit). [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 04:26, 9 September 2017 (UTC)

*Seems like a ween. It's only worth putting into the article if he specifies Jess is his daughter, Jess/Chris mention him, etc. -[[User:GhostofKittyChandler|GhostofKittyChandler]] ([[User talk:GhostofKittyChandler|talk]]) 23:51, 11 September 2017 (UTC)

== Jessie's past ==

So the article suggests that she may have been a camgirl and had "a million followers". Could we get some supporting references for these? --[[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 18:35, 12 September 2017 (UTC)
:I haven't seen anything about her being a camgirl. But I have seen suggestions that she's trans, male to female.
[[User:BoradV|BoradV]] ([[User talk:BoradV|talk]]) 22:24, 12 September 2017 (UTC)

== Broken sentence ==
The sentence "One thing that may have attracted her to him is the fact that they are, in their own words, "world famous", '''and she have wanted to be''' more well known by riding on his infamy." has either a missing word or a wrong word. I would fix this myself, but I can't work out what this was intended to mean. --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 14:53, 19 September 2017 (UTC)

== Deleting the Writing Tweets section? ==

I think the section should be removed. The key example is a screenshot of [https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=1727533000875189&id=100008555173838&comment_id=1727535477541608&reply_comment_id=1727758944185928&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R2%22%7D this Facebook comment]. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:27, 24 September 2017 (UTC)

*I rephrased the section to specifically address the text by her Chris tweeted in particular. --[[User:Shekelberg|Shekelberg]]

== Troll? ==

The opening sentence of this article claims she was a "white knight turned troll". Is there any actual evidence that she was a troll? As far as I'm aware there is no evidence for or against this claim. --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 02:19, 5 November 2017 (UTC)

Template:Christory/October 31

2017-10-31T06:13:07Z

Fiddy: Changed the More... link from 2008#October to Halloween#2008. More information there.

{{Christory Entry
|imagename = EDSign.jpg
|imagecaption = ALIENS!
|text = Today in Christory, in '''[[2008]]''', mysterious signs appeared on the Chandlers' lawn.
|link = Halloween#2008}}
<noinclude>{{usage|1=See [[Template:Christory]] for usage.}}
[[Category: October|{{PAGENAME}}]]</noinclude>

Talk:Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls

2017-10-18T02:46:11Z

Fiddy: Created page, added entry

==Mentioned Interview==
At the end of the video, Chris says "Enjoy the interview coming soon. Featuring me." Do you suppose that's referring to the [[Internet_Dream_Lounge|Internet Dream Lounge Interview]]? --[[User:Fiddy|Fiddy]] ([[User talk:Fiddy|talk]]) 02:44, 18 October 2017 (UTC)

Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls

2017-10-18T02:34:47Z

Fiddy: lol, forgot to remove the transcript required tag again

== Video ==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=KIgJ4YPxU5s}}
| stardate = 17 October 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Love is Love
| previous = [[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Just a Reminder: This is a Re-Enactment of the original video. I am not red-headed, nor have freckles, but I do this in empathy and agreement with them, as being among those who have been discriminated and demonized against before. Please, Be Kind and Respect Everyone, Regardless of differences. Thank You.

Copper's Original Video:

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM</nowiki>}}

===Transcript===
Hello people of the internet. This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home once again with something quite special. I am about to do 'n- uh re-enactment of a famous video, a past famous one and I would like to make the pre-requisite and state- and make sure that this does not go out of context [pause] that these are not my feelings, these are the feelings of s-uh uh of this other person (the past?). You can look up his uh original video, I put a link in the description to his original video. And uh concerning what he had said back then, in response to a certain episode of South Park, but yeah I can totally relate to this. I mean you can put this against anybody really, anybody who's being discriminated against ??? minority including anybody in the- is LGBTQ, or hell might even say [[hair|blue hair.]] Blue-greenish hair? Whatever. But still, anyway. I can relate. I can empathize. So, again, this is a re-enactment. His words, not mine. But I'm gonna- but just pretend for the moment my hair would be red and I have- and pretend I have freckles, like [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/d/d8/Applejack_S01E13_cropped.png/revision/latest?cb=20130419182236 Applejack.] Er, not to bring her into this ar- into this thing either. But anyway. [sighs]

[Chris barely raises his voice above normal for this entire thing] Uhh. Yeah. I just wanted to say that really irritates me when South Park say that red hair people don't have souls. Okay? Okay? Because we do. We do have souls, al'ight? Lately I've been called a ginger. A fat ginger. (Nobody?) at school. It really hurts my feelings. [shaking head] I don't like it, I don't like it, but hurts my bad. GINgers have souls! I go to church I'm a christian. You don't know me, you're not God. [attempts to replicate that famous sound from the original] You're not God. You don't know who has a soul and who doesn't. Alright. I'm a Christian. So if you think [pause] I don't have a soul, you tell me, otherwise fuck you bitches. Fuck you [pause] bitches you for real. I'm getting sick 'n tired of every(pony?) making fun of red haired people. [High pitched] Hahaha! He's a ginger, she's a ginger, they're ginger. Hahahahahaha hahaha ha. Yeah. [Voice returns to normal] Really. That's funny. Ha ha ha ha. Nyeah. Mkay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he heeee. I been called ginger d- every day, sin- every single day at school. Every day of my life. I contemplate suicide. All sorts of things. PZZES (pisses) me off. Ginger people do have souls. Alright, I'm red haired. I have red hair. Got red hair. I'm proud of it. Alright. Consider ginger people- I consider ginger a very slanderous word. Demeaning. And I'm tired of it tired of it. Y'know, everyone else gets respect. I mean blind people, white people, Mexicans, black people [unintelligible] everyone, everywhere. Gingers, why? Why do gingers have to be put down so much, like reeeeeallyyyyy? What's so different about us besides our hair color? Huh? Huh? Really? What's so fricken different about us? You tell me. Tell me. Cos God- cos I don't really see it. I don't see much of a difference really. Okay? Okay? I'm red haired. I'm red haired, I'm proud of it. I'm damn proud of it, okay. Everyone else, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to insult you, but you know- I mean, I'm proud of me, proud of myself, you know it. I'm proud I've got freckles. Prouda my freckles. [Unintelligible]. God made me that way. I have a soul. So don't be fricken like that, okay? I have a soul. Ginger and proud of it! [Smacks chest]

Just like me. I'm a [[Tomgirl|lesbian transwoman]]. I have blue-green hair. I am very proud of myself. For real. [Smacks chest again]. And I appreciate myself, I love myself just the same as all the gingers out there who I will respect very much in that sense. [pause] They had their own self-respect and everything. [pause] I have respect for everybody who might feel disrespect, because I was disrespected myself. For real. So don't you be goin' out there dissin' anybody else. [pause] You show us some kindness. Some sincere kindness and respect. Okay? [[Death_threats|Don't make any (of us?) contemplate suicide or anything]]. It's not cool. It's not cool people. Alright? A'ight so that's all. I'm calming down. I'm cool. Very cool. [Unintelligible] re-enactment, with a bonus. Enjoy the interview coming soon. Featuring me. Thank you and have a good, safe day. [Video ends]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls

2017-10-18T02:32:12Z

Fiddy: Complete transcript.

== Video ==

{{Transcript}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|v=KIgJ4YPxU5s}}
| stardate = 17 October 2017
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject = {{Other|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Tomgirl|text}}
| shirt = Love is Love
| previous = [[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]
| next =
}}

===Description===
{{quotebox|Just a Reminder: This is a Re-Enactment of the original video. I am not red-headed, nor have freckles, but I do this in empathy and agreement with them, as being among those who have been discriminated and demonized against before. Please, Be Kind and Respect Everyone, Regardless of differences. Thank You.

Copper's Original Video:

<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY39fkmqKBM</nowiki>}}

===Transcript===
Hello people of the internet. This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home once again with something quite special. I am about to do 'n- uh re-enactment of a famous video, a past famous one and I would like to make the pre-requisite and state- and make sure that this does not go out of context [pause] that these are not my feelings, these are the feelings of s-uh uh of this other person (the past?). You can look up his uh original video, I put a link in the description to his original video. And uh concerning what he had said back then, in response to a certain episode of South Park, but yeah I can totally relate to this. I mean you can put this against anybody really, anybody who's being discriminated against ??? minority including anybody in the- is LGBTQ, or hell might even say [[hair|blue hair.]] Blue-greenish hair? Whatever. But still, anyway. I can relate. I can empathize. So, again, this is a re-enactment. His words, not mine. But I'm gonna- but just pretend for the moment my hair would be red and I have- and pretend I have freckles, like [https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/d/d8/Applejack_S01E13_cropped.png/revision/latest?cb=20130419182236 Applejack.] Er, not to bring her into this ar- into this thing either. But anyway. [sighs]

[Chris barely raises his voice above normal for this entire thing] Uhh. Yeah. I just wanted to say that really irritates me when South Park say that red hair people don't have souls. Okay? Okay? Because we do. We do have souls, al'ight? Lately I've been called a ginger. A fat ginger. (Nobody?) at school. It really hurts my feelings. [shaking head] I don't like it, I don't like it, but hurts my bad. GINgers have souls! I go to church I'm a christian. You don't know me, you're not God. [attempts to replicate that famous sound from the original] You're not God. You don't know who has a soul and who doesn't. Alright. I'm a Christian. So if you think [pause] I don't have a soul, you tell me, otherwise fuck you bitches. Fuck you [pause] bitches you for real. I'm getting sick 'n tired of every(pony?) making fun of red haired people. [High pitched] Hahaha! He's a ginger, she's a ginger, they're ginger. Hahahahahaha hahaha ha. Yeah. [Voice returns to normal] Really. That's funny. Ha ha ha ha. Nyeah. Mkay. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha he heeee. I been called ginger d- every day, sin- every single day at school. Every day of my life. I contemplate suicide. All sorts of things. PZZES (pisses) me off. Ginger people do have souls. Alright, I'm red haired. I have red hair. Got red hair. I'm proud of it. Alright. Consider ginger people- I consider ginger a very slanderous word. Demeaning. And I'm tired of it tired of it. Y'know, everyone else gets respect. I mean blind people, white people, Mexicans, black people [unintelligible] everyone, everywhere. Gingers, why? Why do gingers have to be put down so much, like reeeeeallyyyyy? What's so different about us besides our hair color? Huh? Huh? Really? What's so fricken different about us? You tell me. Tell me. Cos God- cos I don't really see it. I don't see much of a difference really. Okay? Okay? I'm red haired. I'm red haired, I'm proud of it. I'm damn proud of it, okay. Everyone else, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't mean to insult you, but you know- I mean, I'm proud of me, proud of myself, you know it. I'm proud I've got freckles. Prouda my freckles. [Unintelligible]. God made me that way. I have a soul. So don't be fricken like that, okay? I have a soul. Ginger and proud of it! [Smacks chest]

Just like me. I'm a [[Tomgirl|lesbian transwoman]]. I have blue-green hair. I am very proud of myself. For real. [Smacks chest again]. And I appreciate myself, I love myself just the same as all the gingers out there who I will respect very much in that sense. [pause] They had their own self-respect and everything. [pause] I have respect for everybody who might feel disrespect, because I was disrespected myself. For real. So don't you be goin' out there dissin' anybody else. [pause] You show us some kindness. Some sincere kindness and respect. Okay? [[Death_threats|Don't make any (of us?) contemplate suicide or anything]]. It's not cool. It's not cool people. Alright? A'ight so that's all. I'm calming down. I'm cool. Very cool. [Unintelligible] re-enactment, with a bonus. Enjoy the interview coming soon. Featuring me. Thank you and have a good, safe day. [Video ends]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[CLog 10172017 - Medallion Making]]|nextlink=}}

[[Category: Chris-chan videos, 2017]]
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls

2017-10-18T01:39:03Z

Fiddy: This'll take a while, so just establishing that I'm transcribing the whole thing.

September 2016 Paid Video Requests

2017-10-09T02:50:49Z

Fiddy: On review, that was the last transcription required for this page. Removed the tag.

This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in September 2016.

==Happy Birthday, Alex==

Despite having an enormously absurd amount of free time, Chris was apparently inclined to fulfill this paid request at an inconvenient moment.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Happy Birthday, Alex
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hLEzZ45BIWs}}
| stardate = 6 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello, Alex! This is Christine Chandler coming live to 'ya from home. Pretty much an inconvenient moment... anyway, wish you a happy birthday! I hope you had a good one today anyway.

Bir...

...late in the day then, the day after. Anyway, happy birthday to you, true and honest love fan. Zap to the extreme. Take care, stay safe.

==Paid Message to the Trolls==

Chris answers a paid-request addressed to Kiwi Farms. Chris was inclined to [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|censor]] the message, albeit allowing the term "vag"—probably because it feeds into his delusion of self-femininity. Throughout reading the message, Chris trails off into elongated, high-pitched muddles—especially when uttering "Criteen". Chris appears unmoved by the contents of this request. Since it's unlikely he recognized the satirical nature of it, Chris probably saw the message as championing him and disparaging the trolls. Yet he responds emotionlessly, "Personal opinion? Eh, whatever."

Chris's TV appears to be on, flickering during the duration of this video.

Unrelated to the request, Chris picks up his toys and performs a skit mocking 2016 presidential candidate, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. Representing Trump as an orange block of legos, Chris uses a blue-hair [[Medallions#Christine Doll|effigy of himself]] to kick the block. He pauses for a few moments before mildly exclaiming "Goal!" It's more likely than not, Chris is spoon-fed political views from CollegeHumor<ref>[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]</ref> and Lizzy the Lezzy<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest]]</ref>.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Paid Message to the Trolls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EHLD5ABgsfQ}}
| stardate = 7 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Politics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]
| next = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox|via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===
Hello this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home with a, paid message, to the internet trolls. But specifically, the KiwiFarms. Alright, quote, and I'm censoring the language:

"Hey there everybody. It's your old pal, your old friend, Lord Armstrong! And I'm here to tell all of you *high-pitched beep*, at KiwiFarms, how much I hate all of yous.

First off, what I want (high pitched mocking voice starts) you to do, is leave Christine alone. I love Criteen and *mumbles*. I would do anything for Criteen, anything. I'm the only one fit to see her vaaag. The only one who gets to see Criteen Ch-chandler... Criteen Weston Chandler's vag.

Ook, God, Fuh-you no, fuh-you Hellblazer, fuh-you Flowers for So-Ni-Chuuu, fuh-you Trickie and (high pitched mocking voice ends) Blank for your rip off...comics, that sully Christine's True and Honest work, and most of all, fuh-you LoveYouLongTime for spreading Christine's personal emails about... A-about the lady he was with a few years ago, or she was with years ago. She was the first person of true and honest, to Criteen and loved her forsh-for who she was. Go to heck all of you, sincerely yours, your buddy, your pal, Lord Armstrong."

That's what he said. *sigh* Personal opinion? Eh, whatever. And now for a special bonus. Here is what I say to, orange face. Orange face Donald Trump, and his anti-feministic ways. Trump, you can take a dump! Goal! Thank you, have a good day.

==We Like Pearl==
[[File:Chris_Chan_Gemsona.png|thumb|"I like Pearl's outfit... it's like a little dressy outfit I could wear"]]
In reference to himself and a [[Medallions#Christine Doll|toy]], Chris titled the video as "We" instead of "I".

Chris's fandom of Steven Universe and his subsequent eagerness to fulfill this request should come as a surprise to no one, as Steven Universe is a cartoon known for its LGBT themes and host of LGBT characters.

Chris goes on a rant describing how he relates to Pearl, his favorite character from the show. Chris identifies with her ability to [[Love Quest|learn from her mistakes]], her [[Honor roll|vast knowledge]], her [[Chris and his ego|understanding of her limitations]], and her [[Chris and English|articulate way of speaking]]. In a more bizarre turn, Chris confesses to coveting the outfit of this cartoon character—who by far has the slenderest figure in the show. How Chris could even imagine himself fitting into such a dress is ludicrous. This harkens back to how he represented himself in the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comics]]; as slim and athletic. It's apparent then that Chris is still in denial over his obesity.

{{Infobox/video
| name = We Like Pearl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oNeFGKjzLtM}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello! This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home, and by special request I'm gonna explain why I like Pearl from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Universe| Steven Universe] amongst the gems. I feel like, uh, she's quite a relatable character she is, she ha- she learns some her mistakes, (sic) I think she knows everything, but then she realizes she's not perfect, she doesn't know everything, and... nobody's supposed to know everything. [pause] And...plus she's a good motivational speaker and teacher, and...she still (unintelligible) and she still (unintelligible) with, uh, (unintelligible) you know, Steven's mom. [Pause] So you could tell she picked up some of the greatness, um, uh, shoot.

[Chris is deep in thought.] I'm trying to think of Steven's mother's name. [Pause] Uh, Rose... Yeah, Rose Quartz, that's it. Anyway, yeah. So anyway, uh... Blue is my favorite color and.... and I like Pearl's outfit. I say, it's like, uh, like [[Chris and Fashion|a little dressy outfit I could wear.]] [Points to the Christine Equestria Girls figure] She could wear. We could wear. [Dog whining in the background]

Anyway, um... Uh... (unintelligible) So anyways, [In a singsong] Pearl, da da da da da... Hm. [[Chris and English|I'm flyin' off the seat of my brain.]] Pearl flies the seat- Pearl flies off the seat of her brain. And when she's baffled, she really flies off the seat of her brain, don't we all. [Does a hair flip] Don't we all. Hm. I know, I should come mo-mo-mo-more prepared, maybe had- Well I don't have a Pearl figure, so whoop dee wow (???)

Hm. Anyway, I like Pearl. Guards of (unintelligible)! Yenno, being part Ruby and Sapphire, that's a nice [[Homos|lovely little lesbian relationship]] right there. Yep. I mean, Amethyst, that's my birth stone. [Chris flashes [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]]] I'd say that's- But she's likeable too. Anyway, yeah, I like the gems but- mostly can feel related- I can feel related to Pearl. Um, yeah. I binge-watched only like, uh, Season One and some of Season Two through Hulu. And.... -stress sigh- [[Biological clock|Mildly sleepy]]. Oh well. Anyway.... anyway, first new pay for this video request (sic), that I like Pearl too. So there. Mkay. Thank you, and have a good day. [Turns camera off.]

==Oh, Wait. I've got one more...==
After fulfilling his last video request, ''We Like Pearl'', Chris quickly followed with an upload on his own initiative. ''Oh, Wait. I've Got one more...'' is a short sketch of what Chris perceives to be political satire. In this video, Chris uses the [[Christine Doll]] to admonish a Transformers toy he uses in effigy of Donald Trump.

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| video = {{#ev:youtube|a8uXC-QonL8}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Politics|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]
| next = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
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===Transcript===

Oh! I got one more (that?) I forgot, inspired by Red Skelton. [pause, setting up toys] [strange, higher voice] You're a mean king, you wanna be a (save/sage/same). You put down women. You wanna put money towards damn [pause] businesses and what-not. You're so mean, you're so ugly, you're so vain. [deeper voice] You're a mean king. [southernish voice] At this- at this time we are not mourning for you definitely and if you ever run for a king or a president again we're not gonna vote for ya either. [Chris knocks the [[Christine_Doll|Christine doll]] against the transformers toy, puts down the transformers toy and plays with the Christine doll for several seconds.] Thank you. [turns camera off]

==Hello==

Chris's overdue greeting to a Faris and a Pepper.

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| name = Hello
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Fi4x_uYF8mE}}
| stardate = 29 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
| next = [[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium|Singing Ascension Millenium]]
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===Transcript===

Hello Faris and Pepper! I'm sorry for the delay on the greeting y'all and missing that (unintelligible) the original video, but here it is: [Chris waves] Hey Faris! Hi Pepper! Have a good day.

==References==
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[August 2016 Paid Video Requests]]|nextlink=[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]}}

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[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Politics]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

September 2016 Paid Video Requests

2017-10-09T02:49:15Z

Fiddy: Transcribed "Oh, Wait. I've got one more..." I'll do more later.

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This page lists the [[Paid Video Requests|video requests]] that Chris was paid to do in September 2016.

==Happy Birthday, Alex==

Despite having an enormously absurd amount of free time, Chris was apparently inclined to fulfill this paid request at an inconvenient moment.

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| name = Happy Birthday, Alex
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hLEzZ45BIWs}}
| stardate = 6 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| previous = [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song|Happy Birthday, Ty, here's a song]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Paid Message to the Trolls|Paid Message to the Trolls]]
}}

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===Transcript===
Hello, Alex! This is Christine Chandler coming live to 'ya from home. Pretty much an inconvenient moment... anyway, wish you a happy birthday! I hope you had a good one today anyway.

Bir...

...late in the day then, the day after. Anyway, happy birthday to you, true and honest love fan. Zap to the extreme. Take care, stay safe.

==Paid Message to the Trolls==

Chris answers a paid-request addressed to Kiwi Farms. Chris was inclined to [[Chris and English#Chris and profanity|censor]] the message, albeit allowing the term "vag"—probably because it feeds into his delusion of self-femininity. Throughout reading the message, Chris trails off into elongated, high-pitched muddles—especially when uttering "Criteen". Chris appears unmoved by the contents of this request. Since it's unlikely he recognized the satirical nature of it, Chris probably saw the message as championing him and disparaging the trolls. Yet he responds emotionlessly, "Personal opinion? Eh, whatever."

Chris's TV appears to be on, flickering during the duration of this video.

Unrelated to the request, Chris picks up his toys and performs a skit mocking 2016 presidential candidate, [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. Representing Trump as an orange block of legos, Chris uses a blue-hair [[Medallions#Christine Doll|effigy of himself]] to kick the block. He pauses for a few moments before mildly exclaiming "Goal!" It's more likely than not, Chris is spoon-fed political views from CollegeHumor<ref>[[$50 for a video holiday greeting!]]</ref> and Lizzy the Lezzy<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should take parodies in jest]]</ref>.

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| name = Paid Message to the Trolls
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EHLD5ABgsfQ}}
| stardate = 7 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{(Handouts)|text}}, {{Politics|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Alex|Happy Birthday, Alex]]
| next = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
}}

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===Transcript===
Hello this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home with a, paid message, to the internet trolls. But specifically, the KiwiFarms. Alright, quote, and I'm censoring the language:

"Hey there everybody. It's your old pal, your old friend, Lord Armstrong! And I'm here to tell all of you *high-pitched beep*, at KiwiFarms, how much I hate all of yous.

First off, what I want (high pitched mocking voice starts) you to do, is leave Christine alone. I love Criteen and *mumbles*. I would do anything for Criteen, anything. I'm the only one fit to see her vaaag. The only one who gets to see Criteen Ch-chandler... Criteen Weston Chandler's vag.

Ook, God, Fuh-you no, fuh-you Hellblazer, fuh-you Flowers for So-Ni-Chuuu, fuh-you Trickie and (high pitched mocking voice ends) Blank for your rip off...comics, that sully Christine's True and Honest work, and most of all, fuh-you LoveYouLongTime for spreading Christine's personal emails about... A-about the lady he was with a few years ago, or she was with years ago. She was the first person of true and honest, to Criteen and loved her forsh-for who she was. Go to heck all of you, sincerely yours, your buddy, your pal, Lord Armstrong."

That's what he said. *sigh* Personal opinion? Eh, whatever. And now for a special bonus. Here is what I say to, orange face. Orange face Donald Trump, and his anti-feministic ways. Trump, you can take a dump! Goal! Thank you, have a good day.

==We Like Pearl==
[[File:Chris_Chan_Gemsona.png|thumb|"I like Pearl's outfit... it's like a little dressy outfit I could wear"]]
In reference to himself and a [[Medallions#Christine Doll|toy]], Chris titled the video as "We" instead of "I".

Chris's fandom of Steven Universe and his subsequent eagerness to fulfill this request should come as a surprise to no one, as Steven Universe is a cartoon known for its LGBT themes and host of LGBT characters.

Chris goes on a rant describing how he relates to Pearl, his favorite character from the show. Chris identifies with her ability to [[Love Quest|learn from her mistakes]], her [[Honor roll|vast knowledge]], her [[Chris and his ego|understanding of her limitations]], and her [[Chris and English|articulate way of speaking]]. In a more bizarre turn, Chris confesses to coveting the outfit of this cartoon character—who by far has the slenderest figure in the show. How Chris could even imagine himself fitting into such a dress is ludicrous. This harkens back to how he represented himself in the [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comics]]; as slim and athletic. It's apparent then that Chris is still in denial over his obesity.

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| name = We Like Pearl
| video = {{#ev:youtube|oNeFGKjzLtM}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}} {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[CHRIS CHAN INTERVIEW]]
| next = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|Oh, Wait. I've got one more...]]
}}

'''Description'''
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===Transcript===

Hello! This is Christine Chandler coming to ya live from home, and by special request I'm gonna explain why I like Pearl from [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Universe| Steven Universe] amongst the gems. I feel like, uh, she's quite a relatable character she is, she ha- she learns some her mistakes, (sic) I think she knows everything, but then she realizes she's not perfect, she doesn't know everything, and... nobody's supposed to know everything. [pause] And...plus she's a good motivational speaker and teacher, and...she still (unintelligible) and she still (unintelligible) with, uh, (unintelligible) you know, Steven's mom. [Pause] So you could tell she picked up some of the greatness, um, uh, shoot.

[Chris is deep in thought.] I'm trying to think of Steven's mother's name. [Pause] Uh, Rose... Yeah, Rose Quartz, that's it. Anyway, yeah. So anyway, uh... Blue is my favorite color and.... and I like Pearl's outfit. I say, it's like, uh, like [[Chris and Fashion|a little dressy outfit I could wear.]] [Points to the Christine Equestria Girls figure] She could wear. We could wear. [Dog whining in the background]

Anyway, um... Uh... (unintelligible) So anyways, [In a singsong] Pearl, da da da da da... Hm. [[Chris and English|I'm flyin' off the seat of my brain.]] Pearl flies the seat- Pearl flies off the seat of her brain. And when she's baffled, she really flies off the seat of her brain, don't we all. [Does a hair flip] Don't we all. Hm. I know, I should come mo-mo-mo-more prepared, maybe had- Well I don't have a Pearl figure, so whoop dee wow (???)

Hm. Anyway, I like Pearl. Guards of (unintelligible)! Yenno, being part Ruby and Sapphire, that's a nice [[Homos|lovely little lesbian relationship]] right there. Yep. I mean, Amethyst, that's my birth stone. [Chris flashes [[Amnyfest Ring|class ring]]] I'd say that's- But she's likeable too. Anyway, yeah, I like the gems but- mostly can feel related- I can feel related to Pearl. Um, yeah. I binge-watched only like, uh, Season One and some of Season Two through Hulu. And.... -stress sigh- [[Biological clock|Mildly sleepy]]. Oh well. Anyway.... anyway, first new pay for this video request (sic), that I like Pearl too. So there. Mkay. Thank you, and have a good day. [Turns camera off.]

==Oh, Wait. I've got one more...==
After fulfilling his last video request, ''We Like Pearl'', Chris quickly followed with an upload on his own initiative. ''Oh, Wait. I've Got one more...'' is a short sketch of what Chris perceives to be political satire. In this video, Chris uses the [[Christine Doll]] to admonish a Transformers toy he uses in effigy of Donald Trump.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Oh, Wait. I've got one more...
| video = {{#ev:youtube|a8uXC-QonL8}}
| stardate = 27 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{Politics|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Tragedy|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{(Clopper)|text}}
| previous = [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#We Like Pearl|We Like Pearl]]
| next = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
}}

'''Description'''
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}}

===Transcript===

Oh! I got one more (that?) I forgot, inspired by Red Skelton. [pause, setting up toys] [strange, higher voice] You're a mean king, you wanna be a (save/sage/same). You put down women. You wanna put money towards damn [pause] businesses and what-not. You're so mean, you're so ugly, you're so vain. [deeper voice] You're a mean king. [southernish voice] At this- at this time we are not mourning for you definitely and if you ever run for a king or a president again we're not gonna vote for ya either. [Chris knocks the [[Christine_Doll|Christine doll]] against the transformers toy, puts down the transformers toy and plays with the Christine doll for several seconds.] Thank you. [turns camera off]

==Hello==

Chris's overdue greeting to a Faris and a Pepper.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Hello
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Fi4x_uYF8mE}}
| stardate = 29 [[September 2016]]
| subject = {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| Saga = {{Business|text}}
| shirt = {{Blue and White Striped Dress|text}}
| previous = [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]
| next = [[October 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing Ascension Millenium|Singing Ascension Millenium]]
}}

'''Description'''
{{quotebox| via YouTube Capture
}}

===Transcript===

Hello Faris and Pepper! I'm sorry for the delay on the greeting y'all and missing that (unintelligible) the original video, but here it is: [Chris waves] Hey Faris! Hi Pepper! Have a good day.

==References==
<references/>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[August 2016 Paid Video Requests]]|nextlink=[[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt]]}}

{{PoliticalVideos}}
{{BusinessList}}

[[Category:Business]]
[[Category:Politics]]
[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2016]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

October 2017 Patreon posts

2017-10-09T02:20:35Z

Fiddy: Added "It’s Time to Work It Out!" post. Date *may* be the 9th, but I'm pretty sure it's the 8th.

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{{see also|October 2017 Facebook posts|October 2017 tweets}}

This page archives Chris's [[Patreon]] posts from [[October 2017]].

==[[Sonichu 12]], pages 84-94==
3 October

==Woah! How much weight did he just lose now?!==
7 October

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==It’s Time to Work It Out!==
8 October

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{{Patreon}}