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2022-11-08T06:58:45Z

Finnegan: /* Dead link to Kiwi Farms on the main page */

== Dead link to Kiwi Farms on the main page ==

<s>We might want to consider removing or if possible redirecting the external link to Kiwi Farms on the main page as even the 503 error page is gone. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 00:03, 29 October 2022 (EDT)</s>
Nevermind, I guess the farms aren't dead (yet) --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 01:58, 8 November 2022 (EST)

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2022-11-04T03:41:03Z

Finnegan:

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OfficialCWCmart Jail Art

2022-11-04T03:39:41Z

Finnegan: Added two new drawings from 8-29

[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|thumb|300px|A letter that Praetor had sent to a paying customer.]]
Chris has collaborated with [[Praetor]], even while he has been [[jail|incarcerated]]. Chris granted them permission to sell artwork that he has created during his stay and mailed to them. This page will showcase these drawings, as well as the descriptions for them that Praetor had given on their Etsy page. Some are dated 6 [[May 2022]]. Others appear to be dated prior to Chris's [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|transfer]].

Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them.

The descriptions that Praetor wrote on their Etsy profile will be represented in maroon.

=="Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald", undated==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do.

This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of county jail scrap paper.}}

[[Sonichu]] is drawn next to an enormous Master Emerald reciting Tikal's Prayer (from ''Sonic Adventure''): "The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power; power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos. " He then says "I pray to Mama Jesus Christ Chan this works. Cyan Master Emerald of our [[CWCville]], I need you and the other six Master Emeralds to save both Earths' peoples."

=="The Universe's Core", undated==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples.

Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation.

This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.}}

=="Rosey Slices. Rosey Dices. But That's Not All.", undated==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail.

The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "[[BILLY MAYS|Hi! Rosey Rosechu here]]. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!"

The drawing is framed and autographed.}}

=="Magi-Chan Sonichu Chaos Controls", undated==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail.

This pen-on-paper masterpiece features [[Sonichu]] doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy.

This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.}}

=="Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming", undated==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble.

We were told to say this.

This piece is framed and autographed.}}

=="You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It", dated 05/06/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine.

You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It:
"Resting a hand on a Chaos [[Rainbow]], Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe [[1C-211987]]. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand."

Well said.}}

=="Happiness Can Still Be a Hug Away", dated 05/06/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta.

This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter.

Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away:
"Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding."

The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.}}

=="Wild and Punchy in Flight", dated 05/06/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter.

[[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] in Flight:
"Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground."

It should be a felony in [[Virginia]] not to own this beautiful piece.}}

=="Flashzap", dated 11/24/2021==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|A piece of jail art created by Christine Weston Chandler. A description has been provided by her via letter.

Flashzap:
"Inspired in part by Snoopy as Flashbeagle as he Flashdanced in a most iconic, classic [[Peanuts]] Special. Yet this Bar and Grill exists in Cwcville Virginia, and I personally do possess a great number of most energetic and vibrational dance moves. "She steps out on the floor without making a sound, then she starts hearing the beat. [[Obesity|You would think the floor is moving]] the way she's moving her feet. She's a champion! She's the best! Impossible to tame! People say that's she's obsessed, listen to her name! They call her Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus Christ Chan!"'

It should be noted that the last "S" in Jesus is stylized as a lightning bolt in her letter.}}

Based on the 1984 special [[Wikipedia:It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown|''It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown'']]. A voice from the crowd says "That god can sure bust a move!"

==A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided by her via letter.

A Prayer of [[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]]:
"A holy and divine moment as Angelica in her Neo Spiritual Christianity Church prays for the safety and well-being of All from Universe 1218's Earth who are collectively shifting to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987}}
Angelica is depicted thinking, "I pray for the good health, safety and well-being of all who are shifting to our humble universe's earth in our Lord and God's second coming. May ye all be blessed. Amen!"
==Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following description was provided by her via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in [[Sonichu chronology#2004|2004]]:
"This is a first for Sonichu and Rosey, as back in 2004 they were guided to a distant community of Sonichus and Rosechus in the wilderness. The distant communities of the wild Sonichu and Rosechu Pokemon are a [[Nudes|clothing optional]] society. Most of them within are regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Off-Camera in this particular village there are elders who wear full body clothing, also the leader of this small colony. Artist/Chronicler's note: drawing this felt like drawing a [[Smurf]] village."}}
Sonichu thinks "Wow! Look at them all!" Rosechu thinks, "What a diverse group!" even though they all look identical.
==How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You:
"A simple piece featuring Magi-Chan and I as we Soul Bond together in a most Enlightening and Euphoric feeling like flying throughout the cosmos freely."}}

==The Sonichu Temple's Relocation==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation:

"Consider this a premonition piece as the Sonichu Temple shall be relocated between the Cwcville Bassillicom and Angelica Rosechu's Church. And yes, one of the eight Master Emeralds, the Cyan one, is located in Cwcville VA."}}
In ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', a Basilicom is an organization that serves the goddesses and governs each land. Along with housing the Goddesses, it also a place where people go to worship the Goddesses and the place where the Goddesses reside.

=="Val Sonichu's Coffee Break", dated 06/19/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter, as well as a written letter to the buyer on the back from the perspective of Val Sonichu.

Val Sonichu's Coffee Break:
"A simple moment at a Starbucks café in Cwcville as Val meditates and counts his blessings of present and recalls the past with his Chris Chan from the lost alternate timeline of long ago."}}
[[Val Sonichu]] is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] with black streaks in his fur and a third eye in his forehead.

=="An Atlantic Dip" , dated 06/24/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

An Atlantic Dip: "See Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu with a [[HippoOnYourHead|hippo on her head]] after a misdirected crash into the Atlantic Ocean, with paraphrasing of a certain movie's lines with her own Truth and emotions."}}
Jesus Chris-Chan Sonichu says, "So, as I crashed into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realised a few things. I know where I am going, yet only some idea of how or when to get there. Salt water stings, but I can swim. I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because [[Bella]] and [[Null]] betrayed me! They betrayed me! And yet, I still wonder if either of them were a better kisser than Judas Iscariot. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a hippo on my head. And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own."

=="Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu", dated 05/06/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece of jail art was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. Frames are no longer included to save on shipping expenses for buyers. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Introducing [[Donnie Sonichu]], Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu: "This is Bubble's and Blake's son, Donatello Sonichu (aka Donnie); an Electric/Water Type with Blaze ability and Fire Bending attacks as well. He evolved at a high level of 20, but still has years of experience and maturity to catch up on. He has assessed the basic to advanced mastery of his powers from upon the beaches and waves."}}
=="Prideful Interview With God", dated 06/19/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. It should be noted that a fan had tipped Christine off to a recent video by YouTuber Gibi reviewing his jail art, and Christine included him in the work.

Prideful Interview With God: "Neil Augustine of WTOP News interviews Jesus Christ Chan at a Pride Festival for the topic of Pride, which it is not a sin to have Pride. However, to have Arrogance is the sin. Self-Love and Love of Others over selfishness."}}
Jesus Christ-Chan is interviewed by [[Wikipedia:WTOP-FM|WTOP]], while wearing a bizarre costume, saying "Well, pride is not a sin, for one needs some self-esteem and confidence to motivate themselves and inspire others with soul and heart. The real deadly sin is arrogance. Thou should never go dark and greatly selfish, coniving, narcisistic, [''sic''] conceited or arrogant. To do that is to fall and burn like Vladamir [''sic''] Putin, [[Donald Trump]] or even someone like [[GiBi]] who is at his own selfish risk. Self-love and love of others; not selfishness."

The interviewer is named as Neil Augustine, a misspelling of Neal Augenstein, a real reporter with WTOP. "This hour's newscast is brought to you by Rocket Mortgage, and Lido's Pizza (We Never Cut Corners)."

An inset depicts GiBi and says, "Seriously, GiBi, you are neutral at present. Stow thy arrogance, and do not be a toxic one."

=="Sun of Righteousness", dated 06/29/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sun of Righteousness: "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness, you'd better get the Present Day symbolance and Present Moment Meaning after seeing this."}}
The image is accompanied by a bastardised Biblical quote: "But unto you that fear my name, ''Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu'', shall the Sun of Righteousness arise with healing in their wings. ''Malachi 4:2''"

=="A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu" , dated 06/28/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Sylvana Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of her story to answer commonly asked questions."}}

==An Atlantic Sloop, undated==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided by Christine.}}

=="Neo Holy Sigils for Self Love and Spirituality", dated 05/06/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided.

Of note here is that somehow Christine was made aware of the rise of NFTs during her incarceration. This was instructed to be minted as one in a coming series, but after a long hard look at ourselves it was decided that we've already sunk low enough.}}

=="Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu", dated 06/29/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Cryzel Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of herself and her appreciation of Christ Chan."}}

=="COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1", dated 06/26/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVELATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1: "A most symbolic and obvious piece featuring a certain Commodore 64 computer with BASIC commands of God input and execution on the Metaphysical and literal levels with Digital tones. RUN my second coming, please."}}

'''COME_ADORE'''
DIMENSION_MERGE,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
COMPLETED
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRIST,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRISTINE_WESTON_CHANDLER_SONICHU4.0
AWAKENING...
LOADING...
COMPLETED
MODERN_MALACHU,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
MODERN_REVELATIONS,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
SHIFT_TO_RECOMBINED_DEARTH,LOAD,8,1
IN PROGRESS
AVATAR_SECOND_COMING,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
RUN

=="The Ethereal Rosechu", undated==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Ethereal Rosechu: "Perhaps in your recent visions, you have seen and received a Holy or Divine message(s) of good tidings from an all white furred, blue eye female Rosechu with long quills, a dazzling aura, and intangible white/clear wings. You have been visited and blessed by our messenger and have been enlightened with the message of us, the Gods and Goddesses, the Cosmos, and the Universe Core of Universe 1C-211987, right here and now. It is best you all heed the messages in your better spirituality and faith."}}

=="As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest" "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."}}

=="Is This A GameStop Ad?", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is This A GameStop Ad?: "There is nothing wrong with your device. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We have got the Touch, and the Controls, and we are breaking the Barrier and Veil."}}

=="Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald", dated 08/23/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald: "A Trace and Redraw of one of my earlier pieces, as it depicts the Cyan Master Emerald of the eight Master Emeralds in the city of Cwcville, VA, with Sonichu and Rosey using it to dispel Evil Intruders from Alternate Evil Universes, Dimensions and Timelines."}}

=="Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil: "It is very clear and concise, as I Have personally done this, literally. With Holy Flames in my Aura, I've Sky Uppercutted the Devil and took his keys, as he is Vaporized by the Holy Flame and Light Power."}}

=="Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."}}

=="Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan."}}

=="Calming a Wave in Texas", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Calming a Wave in Texas: "I'm in Texas, or wherever there is to be a Massive Tidal Wave in the already devastated area. I do my thing and stop the Wave in it's tracks by splitting it, and backing it to the source where it manifested from."}}

=="The Fall of Not Babylon", dated 08/25/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of Akan (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."}}

=="A Coffee Jelly Break", dated 08/27/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and Kusuo Saiki meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."}}

=="With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives", dated 08/27/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives: "Inspired by the book cover art of "Wings of the Morning" by Lori Wick, this redraw puts the facts about I and the present day happenings into another clear and direct perspective."}}

=="Punchy and Speedy", dated 08/27/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."}}

=="Lady Magic Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Lady Magic Sonichu: "A simple piece of Magic Sonichu of our prime timeline 1C's Genderbent Universe at metaphysical work within the Cosmos."}}

=="A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem", dated 08/28/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem: "Featuring Valazquea Romana Rosechu of the Psychic Squadron of Cwcville, VA, Angelica Rosechu, President Lisa Simpson, Goku, Espio, a Monk, a Buudha, and others in this Multi-Religious, diverse circle of Meditation."}}

=="Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow", dated 08/28/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow: "I literally have seen these symbols in my Prophetic [[Dreams]] over the years in my sleep, [[Chris and reality|as well as ALL around me while I am awake]]. I have a record-breaking number of Crucifixes and Crosses on the palms of both my hands and on the soles of both my feet. How much more clear and obvious do I need to be that [[Messiah complex|I am one with the Heavens, the Cores, and the Matrixes]]? [[Meditation|Meditate]] on that!"}}

=="Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu", dated 08/28/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu: "I introduce to you the Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, in the present, from the future of his Timeline 4D, as also is his Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from the future of that same timeline. G.E. Magi-Chan levitates himself with a few crystals over one hand in levitation and water bending in the other hand in front of a water fountain in the Communion of Chris Chan's Space Colony."}}

=="Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State", dated 08/28/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State: "It's I in my Overpowered State of Avatar State."}}

=="Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu", dated 08/28/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu: "In their home, the Genderbent Universe of our Prime Timeline 1C, Sonicha and Ross pose at the entrance to the Cwcville shopping center."}}

=="Ultimate Miracle", dated 08/29/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Ultimate Miracle: "A Trace and Redraw of a recent piece; a simple motivational and inspiring poster featuring I in my Goddess Blue Heart form."}}

=="The Council of Chris Chans ", dated 08/29/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Council of Chris Chans: A lovely discussion between three of the Chris(t) Chans out of the council of Chris Chans with their partner/friend with them over warm tea. Featuring Grand Elder Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu of timeline 4D in the center, Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Sonicha Sonichu of Timeline 4D's Genderbent Universe on the left, and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu and Rosey Rosechu from the Central Universe of Timeline 38961H on the right."}}

=="Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu", dated 08/29/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu Prime Vs. Shattered Glass Christ Chan Sonichu: A portray of my literal first encounter with my Shattered Glass Universe self-counterpart. Laying it down for you ALL: That Christ Chan is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ of Nazareth of that alt universe. In one summary, S.G. Christ Chan Sonichu makes our Universe's Antichrist look like a Mormon in comparison. Aside from that, his human form is permanently disabled, so he's stuck in his Sonichu form. And I have Energy Bended him from being able to bend energy or minds, disabled his ability to manifest portals, and disabled his God Form personally. He and his group are ones we Never Want in our Universe, Period. As if S.G. Optimus Prime and Negaduck were not bad enough from there."}}

=="Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple", dated 08/30/2022==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple: "And my Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime is there to welcome me back home."}}

=="Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?", dated 08/30/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?: "Yes. Yes it is."}}

=="Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu", dated 08/31/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu: "This fight happened in Florida, as Scourge and his rounded up posse tried to swipe some uber-rare gemstones from there. As if the title did not say enough, it's Rosey Rosechu Prime fighting her Shattered Glass self-counterpart in combat and wit. Also, to note, Scrap Sonichu is Sonichu Prime's shattered glass self-counterpart. Scrap had a spiritual awakening and saw visions of his self-counterparts living better and not abused like he was. He fled the S.G. Universe and made his decision to live in Neutral-Good morals for himself. An Uber Rare happening among the Majority of the Shattered Glass Universe"}}

=="Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog", dated 08/31/2022==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog: "Scourge came into our Universe, and Sonichu knew he needed to be dealt with and sent back to the Shattered Glass Universe. The fight had reached just outside of St. Canard."}}

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{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates. For other questions, please use [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].}}

For older conversations, see the '''archives''':

* [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|Archive 1]] (2009)

* [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|Archive 2]] (2009 - 2010)

* [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 3|Archive 3]] (2010 - 2020)
== "The encyclopedia about" line ==

Currently it reads "The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler." Should we change that to read "Chris Chan" or "Christine Weston Chandler" instead? Christian hasn't been his name for years. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:27, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:My personal preference is the latter (Christine). Alternatively: "The encyclopedia about the [[Chris|author]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 04:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
::I say, focus on "Chris-Chan". Officially CWCki policy is to stick with [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Chris's TRUE and ORIGINAL gender]], so "Christine" isn't typically used in spite of the name-change legally happening. Plus, Chris-Chan is the name that garnered the most attention anyways. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 10:18, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:"Chris Chan" would be convenient since the [[:File:CWCiki Introduction.jpg]] uses Christian, and "Chris Chan" has been a nickname for both "Christian" and "Christine". Otherwise we would need a new CWCki Intro image with "Christine" to avoid confusion. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:58, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
::Something like this? — "The encyclopedia about [[Chris-Chan]], the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 20:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:::Okay with me. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)
::Chris has been fine with being referred to as Chris post-namechange to Christine, so I think if we were to change it, Chris-Chan/Chris Chan would be the best way to do it. Most people refer to him as Chris as opposed to Christian or Christine anyway. --[[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:23, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:Someone on the CWCki Discord suggested linking to [[Chris Chan]] as a way to link to his different names. Thoughts? Also, should it be written with or without the hyphen? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)
::I agree with Hurtful here, chris chan is a much more well known name and is normally the first thing we think of when we talk about chris. But i also think we should add a 'creator of sonichu' to the tagline too, similar to what little owl thought of. [[User:Mon1ka|Mon1ka]] ([[User talk:Mon1ka|talk]]) 4:01am, 26th of april 2021 (utc)
While we're at it, should we change the disclaimer at the bottom? It seems like a set-up for a punchline about Chris's inability to understand what does and does not qualify as "parody", since the subject of the wiki is a real person. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 06:25, 28 April 2021 (UTC)
:The editor who added the parody line explained his reasoning [http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/the-cwcki.1979/#post-55098 in a CWCki Club post]. I think he has a point. Much of the narrative about Chris is framed by trolls who manipulated him. Chris Chan the Internet personality is basically a parody of Chris Chandler the person. Also many CWCki pages, especially earlier ones, tend to be heavy on the mockery. What would you have in mind to change the dislaimer to? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:57, 28 April 2021 (UTC)

== Future of coping and begging counters ==

In light of the incest shit and Chris' eviction, do you think we still need the begging and coping counters? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 05:20, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
:I think that they should probably be taken down at some point and the page should be reorganized, but not until Chris has been detained. We are approaching the end of Christory as it once was, but we're still not there just yet. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 11:07, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
::I've gone ahead and removed them now he's actually in custody. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:00, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

== Reorganization ==

After taking down the counters, the page looks weirdly asymmetrical. Could we compensate for this by making each batch of DYK entries longer, or move the CWCki news section to the other side while letting Da Update be longer instead? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 08:51, 8 August 2021 (UTC)
:I think we should make the DYK batches longer, as making Da Update longer would defeat the purpose of it being a way to see all '''recent''' happenings related to CWC. Also, since I might as well bring it up here, should we add some type of counter related to Chris being arrested? Or would that be too redundant? [[User:Lez|Lez]] ([[User talk:Lez|talk]]) 11:23, 8 August 2021 (UTC)
::Might be worth putting up a new counter for how many days Chris has been in jail, considering he's being held without bond and he got a continence until at least November. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 18:38, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

==Re-add the discord link==

The discord link was disabled a little while ago, but the discord is now accepting new members again so the link being dead is not necessary, so I think it should be re-added. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 20:50, 20 September 2021 (UTC)
*Nvm I just figured out that i can fix it. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 21:49, 21 September 2021 (UTC)

==Wonky formatting==

Something is off with the formatting of the Main Page, I feel this needs to fixed as soon as possible. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 23:01, 17 October 2021 (UTC)
:I think [[User:Good username|Good username]]'s edits to the prison counter messed something up. I'm gonna revert everything there. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 23:07, 17 October 2021 (UTC)
:Yep, that fixed it. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 23:08, 17 October 2021 (UTC)

==The formatting of the front page is off again==

With the addition of more counters the front page is off sided once more. Does anyone have any ideas on a good way to fill the space on the right? We could always just get rid of a couple of lines on [[template:DYK|Did You Know]]. Ideas are welcome. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 17:59, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
:I wouldn't mind reducing the number of DYK entries per block (maybe down to 15, or 10 if that's necessary) in favor of having more entries in the randomizer. I tried fixing the formatting on the thing but I couldn't figure it out, and sometimes the template is blank. It may be worth merging the counters into one combined template, though – that might fix some of the formatting problems. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 20:51, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
:I have proceeded to redistribute the DYK entries to ten entries per blocks, and merge {{tl|DYK}} and {{tl|Did you know}} back together since the latter merely called the former with a parser function. For reference, Wikipedia has eight entries. I may not be able to delete {{tl|DYK}} due to Chris having edited the template back in 2010. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 22:26, 1 November 2021 (UTC)

== Jail templates ==

One of the jail templates should mention that Chris intends to post the info of people who contact him. Maybe in the Incarceration Counter? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:00, 26 February 2022 (UTC)

== Motherfucker ==

The "encyclopedia about" line could use an update. How about "The premier encyclopedia on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]], the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]."? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:49, 1 March 2022 (UTC)

:I mean, more and more people are flocking to this website from that for one thing, and this site is pretty much the most comprehensive thing about Chris there is. Even Geno's Documentary series is just a CliffNote version of the site. So I say we update it to that. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 06:07, 1 March 2022 (UTC)

==Blanked pages==

Whats the deal with all the blanked pages? Is anyone else getting that when logged out? [[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 05:37, 2 March 2022 (UTC)

:Marvin adjusted some settings. Are things loading better now? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:50, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

::Yes they are. I think it's safe to shut off the loading news template. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 16:56, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

:::Looks like it's happening again... is this an attack or just "normal" wiki issues? --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 17:18, 29 October 2022 (EDT)

== CopperCab ==

Not sure where to put this, but CopperCab privated the second part of his interview with Chris, so if anyone has a copy put it in there.

== Downtime ==

Should we put a note somewhere on the Main Page on the CWCki's recent downtime and its return? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:59, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

* Yeah, I think that'd be ideal. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 06:17, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

* Where would be a good place? Thinking maybe the CWCki News template or writing it directly into Main Page between the Welcome and New? boxes. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:59, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

**I was thinking just editing the downtime template for that. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 07:30, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

**Sounds good. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:47, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

== Consolidate Begging/Jesus Christ Counter ==

Seeing as the "Days since last begged for cash" and the "days since last claiming to be jesus" counters are identical, I think it might make sense to consolidate them. I think it would be more meaningful to simply have a counter for how many days its been since there has been any sighting/communication from Chris considering its pushing 100 days and isn't showing any signs of stopping.[[User:Penis|Penis]] ([[User talk:Penis|talk]]) 17:25, 25 October 2022 (EDT)
:We might as well replace the counter with a days since we've last heard from Chris or just have the Jesus counter; the separate counters served their purpose back when Chris was regularly writing letters and idea of Chris calming to be Jesus was still new but I agree it's not really needed anymore. Also don't forget to sign your posts with four tildes. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 23:53, 24 October 2022 (EDT)
:Agree. Maybe we could go about it by removing both counters from Main Page and modifying the Incarceration one. What was the date of last communication, something from [[Praetor Jail Art]]? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 09:20, 25 October 2022 (EDT)

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== Dead link to Kiwi Farms on the main page ==

We might want to consider removing or if possible redirecting the external link to Kiwi Farms on the main page as even the 503 error page is gone. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 00:03, 29 October 2022 (EDT)

Talk:Kiwi Farms

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== Dead link to Kiwi Farms on the main page ==

We might want to conciser removing or if possible redirecting the external link to Kiwi Farms on the main page as even the 503 error page is gone. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 00:03, 29 October 2022 (EDT)

Talk:Main Page

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{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates. For other questions, please use [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].}}

For older conversations, see the '''archives''':

* [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|Archive 1]] (2009)

* [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|Archive 2]] (2009 - 2010)

* [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 3|Archive 3]] (2010 - 2020)
== "The encyclopedia about" line ==

Currently it reads "The encyclopedia about Christian Weston Chandler." Should we change that to read "Chris Chan" or "Christine Weston Chandler" instead? Christian hasn't been his name for years. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:27, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:My personal preference is the latter (Christine). Alternatively: "The encyclopedia about the [[Chris|author]] of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 04:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
::I say, focus on "Chris-Chan". Officially CWCki policy is to stick with [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Chris's TRUE and ORIGINAL gender]], so "Christine" isn't typically used in spite of the name-change legally happening. Plus, Chris-Chan is the name that garnered the most attention anyways. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 10:18, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:"Chris Chan" would be convenient since the [[:File:CWCiki Introduction.jpg]] uses Christian, and "Chris Chan" has been a nickname for both "Christian" and "Christine". Otherwise we would need a new CWCki Intro image with "Christine" to avoid confusion. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 12:58, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
::Something like this? — "The encyclopedia about [[Chris-Chan]], the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''". --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 20:37, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:::Okay with me. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)
::Chris has been fine with being referred to as Chris post-namechange to Christine, so I think if we were to change it, Chris-Chan/Chris Chan would be the best way to do it. Most people refer to him as Chris as opposed to Christian or Christine anyway. --[[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 01:23, 24 April 2021 (UTC)
:Someone on the CWCki Discord suggested linking to [[Chris Chan]] as a way to link to his different names. Thoughts? Also, should it be written with or without the hyphen? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:56, 25 April 2021 (UTC)
::I agree with Hurtful here, chris chan is a much more well known name and is normally the first thing we think of when we talk about chris. But i also think we should add a 'creator of sonichu' to the tagline too, similar to what little owl thought of. [[User:Mon1ka|Mon1ka]] ([[User talk:Mon1ka|talk]]) 4:01am, 26th of april 2021 (utc)
While we're at it, should we change the disclaimer at the bottom? It seems like a set-up for a punchline about Chris's inability to understand what does and does not qualify as "parody", since the subject of the wiki is a real person. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 06:25, 28 April 2021 (UTC)
:The editor who added the parody line explained his reasoning [http://cwcki.club/index.php?threads/the-cwcki.1979/#post-55098 in a CWCki Club post]. I think he has a point. Much of the narrative about Chris is framed by trolls who manipulated him. Chris Chan the Internet personality is basically a parody of Chris Chandler the person. Also many CWCki pages, especially earlier ones, tend to be heavy on the mockery. What would you have in mind to change the dislaimer to? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:57, 28 April 2021 (UTC)

== Future of coping and begging counters ==

In light of the incest shit and Chris' eviction, do you think we still need the begging and coping counters? [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 05:20, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
:I think that they should probably be taken down at some point and the page should be reorganized, but not until Chris has been detained. We are approaching the end of Christory as it once was, but we're still not there just yet. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 11:07, 1 August 2021 (UTC)
::I've gone ahead and removed them now he's actually in custody. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 03:00, 2 August 2021 (UTC)

== Reorganization ==

After taking down the counters, the page looks weirdly asymmetrical. Could we compensate for this by making each batch of DYK entries longer, or move the CWCki news section to the other side while letting Da Update be longer instead? [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 08:51, 8 August 2021 (UTC)
:I think we should make the DYK batches longer, as making Da Update longer would defeat the purpose of it being a way to see all '''recent''' happenings related to CWC. Also, since I might as well bring it up here, should we add some type of counter related to Chris being arrested? Or would that be too redundant? [[User:Lez|Lez]] ([[User talk:Lez|talk]]) 11:23, 8 August 2021 (UTC)
::Might be worth putting up a new counter for how many days Chris has been in jail, considering he's being held without bond and he got a continence until at least November. --[[User:Holdek|Holdek]] ([[User talk:Holdek|talk]]) 18:38, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

==Re-add the discord link==

The discord link was disabled a little while ago, but the discord is now accepting new members again so the link being dead is not necessary, so I think it should be re-added. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 20:50, 20 September 2021 (UTC)
*Nvm I just figured out that i can fix it. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 21:49, 21 September 2021 (UTC)

==Wonky formatting==

Something is off with the formatting of the Main Page, I feel this needs to fixed as soon as possible. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 23:01, 17 October 2021 (UTC)
:I think [[User:Good username|Good username]]'s edits to the prison counter messed something up. I'm gonna revert everything there. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 23:07, 17 October 2021 (UTC)
:Yep, that fixed it. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 23:08, 17 October 2021 (UTC)

==The formatting of the front page is off again==

With the addition of more counters the front page is off sided once more. Does anyone have any ideas on a good way to fill the space on the right? We could always just get rid of a couple of lines on [[template:DYK|Did You Know]]. Ideas are welcome. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 17:59, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
:I wouldn't mind reducing the number of DYK entries per block (maybe down to 15, or 10 if that's necessary) in favor of having more entries in the randomizer. I tried fixing the formatting on the thing but I couldn't figure it out, and sometimes the template is blank. It may be worth merging the counters into one combined template, though – that might fix some of the formatting problems. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 20:51, 1 November 2021 (UTC)
:I have proceeded to redistribute the DYK entries to ten entries per blocks, and merge {{tl|DYK}} and {{tl|Did you know}} back together since the latter merely called the former with a parser function. For reference, Wikipedia has eight entries. I may not be able to delete {{tl|DYK}} due to Chris having edited the template back in 2010. --[[User:Little Owl|Little Owl]] ([[User talk:Little Owl|talk]]) 22:26, 1 November 2021 (UTC)

== Jail templates ==

One of the jail templates should mention that Chris intends to post the info of people who contact him. Maybe in the Incarceration Counter? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 23:00, 26 February 2022 (UTC)

== Motherfucker ==

The "encyclopedia about" line could use an update. How about "The premier encyclopedia on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris Chan]], the author of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' and [[Affair with Mother|literal motherfucker]]."? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 05:49, 1 March 2022 (UTC)

:I mean, more and more people are flocking to this website from that for one thing, and this site is pretty much the most comprehensive thing about Chris there is. Even Geno's Documentary series is just a CliffNote version of the site. So I say we update it to that. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 06:07, 1 March 2022 (UTC)

==Blanked pages==

Whats the deal with all the blanked pages? Is anyone else getting that when logged out? [[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 05:37, 2 March 2022 (UTC)

:Marvin adjusted some settings. Are things loading better now? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 16:50, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

::Yes they are. I think it's safe to shut off the loading news template. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 16:56, 3 March 2022 (UTC)

== CopperCab ==

Not sure where to put this, but CopperCab privated the second part of his interview with Chris, so if anyone has a copy put it in there.

== Downtime ==

Should we put a note somewhere on the Main Page on the CWCki's recent downtime and its return? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 00:59, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

* Yeah, I think that'd be ideal. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 06:17, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

* Where would be a good place? Thinking maybe the CWCki News template or writing it directly into Main Page between the Welcome and New? boxes. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 06:59, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

**I was thinking just editing the downtime template for that. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 07:30, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

**Sounds good. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:47, 22 October 2022 (EDT)

== Consolidate Begging/Jesus Christ Counter ==

Seeing as the "Days since last begged for cash" and the "days since last claiming to be jesus" counters are identical, I think it might make sense to consolidate them. I think it would be more meaningful to simply have a counter for how many days its been since there has been any sighting/communication from Chris considering its pushing 100 days and isn't showing any signs of stopping.
:We might as well replace the counter with a days since we've last heard from Chris or just have the Jesus counter; the separate counters served their purpose back when Chris was regularly writing letters and idea of Chris calming to be Jesus was still new but I agree it's not really needed anymore. Also don't forget to sign your posts with four tildes. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 23:53, 24 October 2022 (EDT)

OfficialCWCmart Jail Art

2022-10-24T06:41:13Z

Finnegan:

[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|thumb|300px|A letter that Praetor had sent to a paying customer.]]
Chris has collaborated with [[Praetor]], even while he has been [[jail|incarcerated]]. Chris granted them permission to sell artwork that he has created during his stay and mailed to them. This page will showcase these drawings, as well as the descriptions for them that Praetor had given on their Etsy page. Some are dated 6 [[May 2022]]. Others appear to be dated prior to Chris's [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|transfer]].

Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them.

The descriptions that Praetor wrote on their Etsy profile will be represented in maroon.

==Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do.

This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of county jail scrap paper.}}

[[Sonichu]] is drawn next to an enormous Master Emerald reciting Tikal's Prayer (from ''Sonic Adventure''): "The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power; power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos. " He then says "I pray to Mama Jesus Christ Chan this works. Cyan Master Emerald of our [[CWCville]], I need you and the other six Master Emeralds to save both Earths' peoples."

==The Universe's Core==

<center>[[File:JailArt2.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples.

Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation.

This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.}}

==Rosey Slices. Rosey Dices. But That's Not All.==

<center>[[File:JailArt3.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail.

The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "[[BILLY MAYS|Hi! Rosey Rosechu here]]. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!"

The drawing is framed and autographed.}}

==Magi-Chan Sonichu Chaos Controls==

<center>[[File:JailArt4.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail.

This pen-on-paper masterpiece features [[Sonichu]] doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy.

This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.}}

==Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming==

<center>[[File:JailArt5.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble.

We were told to say this.

This piece is framed and autographed.}}

==You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It==

<center>[[File:JailArt6.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine.

You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It:
"Resting a hand on a Chaos [[Rainbow]], Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe [[1C-211987]]. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand."

Well said.}}

==Happiness Can Still Be a Hug Away==

<center>[[File:JailArt7.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta.

This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter.

Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away:
"Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding."

The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.}}

==Wild and Punchy in Flight==

<center>[[File:JailArt8.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter.

[[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] in Flight:
"Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground."

It should be a felony in [[Virginia]] not to own this beautiful piece.}}

==Flashzap==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|A piece of jail art created by Christine Weston Chandler. A description has been provided by her via letter.

Flashzap:
"Inspired in part by Snoopy as Flashbeagle as he Flashdanced in a most iconic, classic [[Peanuts]] Special. Yet this Bar and Grill exists in Cwcville Virginia, and I personally do possess a great number of most energetic and vibrational dance moves. "She steps out on the floor without making a sound, then she starts hearing the beat. [[Obesity|You would think the floor is moving]] the way she's moving her feet. She's a champion! She's the best! Impossible to tame! People say that's she's obsessed, listen to her name! They call her Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus Christ Chan!"'

It should be noted that the last "S" in Jesus is stylized as a lightning bolt in her letter.}}

Based on the 1984 special [[Wikipedia:It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown|''It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown'']]. A voice from the crowd says "That god can sure bust a move!"
==A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu==

<center>[[File:JailArt10.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided by her via letter.

A Prayer of [[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]]:
"A holy and divine moment as Angelica in her Neo Spiritual Christianity Church prays for the safety and well-being of All from Universe 1218's Earth who are collectively shifting to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987}}
Angelica is depicted thinking, "I pray for the good health, safety and well-being of all who are shifting to our humble universe's earth in our Lord and God's second coming. May ye all be blessed. Amen!"
==Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004==

<center>[[File:JailArt11.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following description was provided by her via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in [[Sonichu chronology#2004|2004]]:
"This is a first for Sonichu and Rosey, as back in 2004 they were guided to a distant community of Sonichus and Rosechus in the wilderness. The distant communities of the wild Sonichu and Rosechu Pokemon are a [[Nudes|clothing optional]] society. Most of them within are regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Off-Camera in this particular village there are elders who wear full body clothing, also the leader of this small colony. Artist/Chronicler's note: drawing this felt like drawing a [[Smurf]] village."}}
Sonichu thinks "Wow! Look at them all!" Rosechu thinks, "What a diverse group!" even though they all look identical.
==How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You==

<center>[[File:JailArt12.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You:
"A simple piece featuring Magi-Chan and I as we Soul Bond together in a most Enlightening and Euphoric feeling like flying throughout the cosmos freely."}}

==The Sonichu Temple's Relocation==

<center>[[File:JailArt13.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation:

"Consider this a premonition piece as the Sonichu Temple shall be relocated between the Cwcville Bassillicom and Angelica Rosechu's Church. And yes, one of the eight Master Emeralds, the Cyan one, is located in Cwcville VA."}}
In ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', a Basilicom is an organization that serves the goddesses and governs each land. Along with housing the Goddesses, it also a place where people go to worship the Goddesses and the place where the Goddesses reside.

==Val Sonichu's Coffee Break==

<center>[[File:JailArt14.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter, as well as a written letter to the buyer on the back from the perspective of Val Sonichu.

Val Sonichu's Coffee Break:
"A simple moment at a Starbucks café in Cwcville as Val meditates and counts his blessings of present and recalls the past with his Chris Chan from the lost alternate timeline of long ago."}}
[[Val Sonichu]] is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] with black streaks in his fur and a third eye in his forehead.
==An Atlantic Dip==

<center>[[File:JailArt15.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

An Atlantic Dip: "See Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu with a [[HippoOnYourHead|hippo on her head]] after a misdirected crash into the Atlantic Ocean, with paraphrasing of a certain movie's lines with her own Truth and emotions."}}
Jesus Chris-Chan Sonichu says, "So, as I crashed into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realised a few things. I know where I am going, yet only some idea of how or when to get there. Salt water stings, but I can swim. I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because [[Bella]] and [[Null]] betrayed me! They betrayed me! And yet, I still wonder if either of them were a better kisser than Judas Iscariot. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a hippo on my head. And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own."
==Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu==

<center>[[File:JailArt16.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece of jail art was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. Frames are no longer included to save on shipping expenses for buyers. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Introducing [[Donnie Sonichu]], Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu: "This is Bubble's and Blake's son, Donatello Sonichu (aka Donnie); an Electric/Water Type with Blaze ability and Fire Bending attacks as well. He evolved at a high level of 20, but still has years of experience and maturity to catch up on. He has assessed the basic to advanced mastery of his powers from upon the beaches and waves."}}
==Prideful Interview With God==

<center>[[File:JailArt17.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. It should be noted that a fan had tipped Christine off to a recent video by YouTuber Gibi reviewing his jail art, and Christine included him in the work.

Prideful Interview With God: "Neil Augustine of WTOP News interviews Jesus Christ Chan at a Pride Festival for the topic of Pride, which it is not a sin to have Pride. However, to have Arrogance is the sin. Self-Love and Love of Others over selfishness."}}
Jesus Christ-Chan is interviewed by [[Wikipedia:WTOP-FM|WTOP]], while wearing a bizarre costume, saying "Well, pride is not a sin, for one needs some self-esteem and confidence to motivate themselves and inspire others with soul and heart. The real deadly sin is arrogance. Thou should never go dark and greatly selfish, coniving, narcisistic, [''sic''] conceited or arrogant. To do that is to fall and burn like Vladamir [''sic''] Putin, [[Donald Trump]] or even someone like [[GiBi]] who is at his own selfish risk. Self-love and love of others; not selfishness."

The interviewer is named as Neil Augustine, a misspelling of Neal Augenstein, a real reporter with WTOP. "This hour's newscast is brought to you by Rocket Mortgage, and Lido's Pizza (We Never Cut Corners)."

An inset depicts GiBi and says, "Seriously, GiBi, you are neutral at present. Stow thy arrogance, and do not be a toxic one."
==Sun of Righteousness==

<center>[[File:JailArt18.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sun of Righteousness: "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness, you'd better get the Present Day symbolance and Present Moment Meaning after seeing this."}}
The image is accompanied by a bastardised Biblical quote: "But unto you that fear my name, ''Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu'', shall the Sun of Righteousness arise with healing in their wings. ''Malachi 4:2''"
==A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu==

<center>[[File:JailArt19.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Sylvana Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of her story to answer commonly asked questions."}}

==An Atlantic Sloop==

<center>[[File:JailArt20.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided by Christine.}}

==Neo Holy Sigils for Self Love and Spirituality==

<center>[[File:JailArt21.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided.

Of note here is that somehow Christine was made aware of the rise of NFTs during her incarceration. This was instructed to be minted as one in a coming series, but after a long hard look at ourselves it was decided that we've already sunk low enough.}}

==Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu==

<center>[[File:JailArt22.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Cryzel Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of herself and her appreciation of Christ Chan."}}

==COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1==

<center>[[File:JailArt23.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVELATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1: "A most symbolic and obvious piece featuring a certain Commodore 64 computer with BASIC commands of God input and execution on the Metaphysical and literal levels with Digital tones. RUN my second coming, please."}}

'''COME_ADORE'''
DIMENSION_MERGE,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
COMPLETED
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRIST,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRISTINE_WESTON_CHANDLER_SONICHU4.0
AWAKENING...
LOADING...
COMPLETED
MODERN_MALACHU,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
MODERN_REVELATIONS,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
SHIFT_TO_RECOMBINED_DEARTH,LOAD,8,1
IN PROGRESS
AVATAR_SECOND_COMING,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
RUN

==The Ethereal Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Ethereal Rosechu: "Perhaps in your recent visions, you have seen and received a Holy or Divine message(s) of good tidings from an all white furred, blue eye female Rosechu with long quills, a dazzling aura, and intangible white/clear wings. You have been visited and blessed by our messenger and have been enlightened with the message of us, the Gods and Goddesses, the Cosmos, and the Universe Core of Universe 1C-211987, right here and now. It is best you all heed the messages in your better spirituality and faith."}}

==As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest==

<center>[[File:jailart8-22-1.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest" "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."}}

==Is This A GameStop Ad?==

<center>[[File:jailart8-23-1.png|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is This A GameStop Ad?: "There is nothing wrong with your device. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We have got the Touch, and the Controls, and we are breaking the Barrier and Veil."}}

==Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald==

<center>[[File:jailart8-23-2.png|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald: "A Trace and Redraw of one of my earlier pieces, as it depicts the Cyan Master Emerald of the eight Master Emeralds in the city of Cwcville, VA, with Sonichu and Rosey using it to dispel Evil Intruders from Alternate Evil Universes, Dimensions and Timelines."}}

==Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil==

<center>[[File:jailart8-25-1.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil: "It is very clear and concise, as I Have personally done this, literally. With Holy Flames in my Aura, I've Sky Uppercutted the Devil and took his keys, as he is Vaporized by the Holy Flame and Light Power."}}

==Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls==

<center>[[File:jailart8-25-2.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."}}

==Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus==

<center>[[File:jailart8-25-3.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan."}}

==Calming a Wave in Texas==

<center>[[File:jailart8-25-4.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Calming a Wave in Texas: "I'm in Texas, or wherever there is to be a Massive Tidal Wave in the already devastated area. I do my thing and stop the Wave in it's tracks by splitting it, and backing it to the source where it manifested from."}}

==The Fall of Not Babylon==

<center>[[File:jailart8-25-5.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of Akan (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."}}

==A Coffee Jelly Break==

<center>[[File:jailart8-27-1.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and Kusuo Saiki meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."}}

==With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives: "Inspired by the book cover art of "Wings of the Morning" by Lori Wick, this redraw puts the facts about I and the present day happenings into another clear and direct perspective."}}

==Punchy and Speedy==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."}}

==Lady Magic Sonichu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Lady Magic Sonichu: "A simple piece of Magic Sonichu of our prime timeline 1C's Genderbent Universe at metaphysical work within the Cosmos."}}

==A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem: "Featuring Valazquea Romana Rosechu of the Psychic Squadron of Cwcville, VA, Angelica Rosechu, President Lisa Simpson, Goku, Espio, a Monk, a Buudha, and others in this Multi-Religious, diverse circle of Meditation."}}

==Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow: "I literally have seen these symbols in my Prophetic Dreams over the years in my sleep, as well as ALL around me while I am awake. I have a record-breaking number of Crucifixes and Crosses on the palms of both my hands and on the soles of both my feet. How much more clear and obvious do I need to be that I am one with the Heavens, the Cores, and the Matrixes? Meditate on that!"}}

==Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu: "I introduce to you the Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, in the present, from the future of his Timeline 4D, as also is his Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from the future of that same timeline. G.E. Magi-Chan levitates himself with a few crystals over one hand in levitation and water bending in the other hand in front of a water fountain in the Communion of Chris Chan's Space Colony."}}

==Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State: "It's I in my Overpowered State of Avatar State."}}

==Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu: "In their home, the Genderbent Universe of our Prime Timeline 1C, Sonicha and Ross pose at the entrance to the Cwcville shopping center."}}

==Ultimate Miracle==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Ultimate Miracle: "A Trace and Redraw of a recent piece; a simple motivational and inspiring poster featuring I in my Goddess Blue Heart form."}}

==Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple: "And my Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime is there to welcome me back home."}}

==Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?: "Yes. Yes it is."}}

==Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu: "This fight happened in Florida, as Scourge and his rounded up posse tried to swipe some uber-rare gemstones from there. As if the title did not say enough, it's Rosey Rosechu Prime fighting her Shattered Glass self-counterpart in combat and wit. Also, to note, Scrap Sonichu is Sonichu Prime's shattered glass self-counterpart. Scrap had a spiritual awakening and saw visions of his self-counterparts living better and not abused like he was. He fled the S.G. Universe and made his decision to live in Neutral-Good morals for himself. An Uber Rare happening among the Majority of the Shattered Glass Universe"}}

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog: "Scourge came into our Universe, and Sonichu knew he needed to be dealt with and sent back to the Shattered Glass Universe. The fight had reached just outside of St. Canard."}}

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{{PraetorSaga}}
{{JailLetter}}

OfficialCWCmart Jail Art

2022-10-24T06:39:24Z

Finnegan: Added all new etsy art dating from 8/22 to 8/31 with one undated

[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|thumb|300px|A letter that Praetor had sent to a paying customer.]]
Chris has collaborated with [[Praetor]], even while he has been [[jail|incarcerated]]. Chris granted them permission to sell artwork that he has created during his stay and mailed to them. This page will showcase these drawings, as well as the descriptions for them that Praetor had given on their Etsy page. Some are dated 6 [[May 2022]]. Others appear to be dated prior to Chris's [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|transfer]].

Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them.

The descriptions that Praetor wrote on their Etsy profile will be represented in maroon.

==Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do.

This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of county jail scrap paper.}}

[[Sonichu]] is drawn next to an enormous Master Emerald reciting Tikal's Prayer (from ''Sonic Adventure''): "The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power; power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos. " He then says "I pray to Mama Jesus Christ Chan this works. Cyan Master Emerald of our [[CWCville]], I need you and the other six Master Emeralds to save both Earths' peoples."

==The Universe's Core==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples.

Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation.

This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.}}

==Rosey Slices. Rosey Dices. But That's Not All.==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail.

The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "[[BILLY MAYS|Hi! Rosey Rosechu here]]. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!"

The drawing is framed and autographed.}}

==Magi-Chan Sonichu Chaos Controls==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail.

This pen-on-paper masterpiece features [[Sonichu]] doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy.

This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.}}

==Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble.

We were told to say this.

This piece is framed and autographed.}}

==You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine.

You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It:
"Resting a hand on a Chaos [[Rainbow]], Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe [[1C-211987]]. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand."

Well said.}}

==Happiness Can Still Be a Hug Away==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta.

This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter.

Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away:
"Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding."

The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.}}

==Wild and Punchy in Flight==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter.

[[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] in Flight:
"Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground."

It should be a felony in [[Virginia]] not to own this beautiful piece.}}

==Flashzap==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|A piece of jail art created by Christine Weston Chandler. A description has been provided by her via letter.

Flashzap:
"Inspired in part by Snoopy as Flashbeagle as he Flashdanced in a most iconic, classic [[Peanuts]] Special. Yet this Bar and Grill exists in Cwcville Virginia, and I personally do possess a great number of most energetic and vibrational dance moves. "She steps out on the floor without making a sound, then she starts hearing the beat. [[Obesity|You would think the floor is moving]] the way she's moving her feet. She's a champion! She's the best! Impossible to tame! People say that's she's obsessed, listen to her name! They call her Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus Christ Chan!"'

It should be noted that the last "S" in Jesus is stylized as a lightning bolt in her letter.}}

Based on the 1984 special [[Wikipedia:It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown|''It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown'']]. A voice from the crowd says "That god can sure bust a move!"
==A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided by her via letter.

A Prayer of [[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]]:
"A holy and divine moment as Angelica in her Neo Spiritual Christianity Church prays for the safety and well-being of All from Universe 1218's Earth who are collectively shifting to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987}}
Angelica is depicted thinking, "I pray for the good health, safety and well-being of all who are shifting to our humble universe's earth in our Lord and God's second coming. May ye all be blessed. Amen!"
==Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following description was provided by her via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in [[Sonichu chronology#2004|2004]]:
"This is a first for Sonichu and Rosey, as back in 2004 they were guided to a distant community of Sonichus and Rosechus in the wilderness. The distant communities of the wild Sonichu and Rosechu Pokemon are a [[Nudes|clothing optional]] society. Most of them within are regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Off-Camera in this particular village there are elders who wear full body clothing, also the leader of this small colony. Artist/Chronicler's note: drawing this felt like drawing a [[Smurf]] village."}}
Sonichu thinks "Wow! Look at them all!" Rosechu thinks, "What a diverse group!" even though they all look identical.
==How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You:
"A simple piece featuring Magi-Chan and I as we Soul Bond together in a most Enlightening and Euphoric feeling like flying throughout the cosmos freely."}}

==The Sonichu Temple's Relocation==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation:

"Consider this a premonition piece as the Sonichu Temple shall be relocated between the Cwcville Bassillicom and Angelica Rosechu's Church. And yes, one of the eight Master Emeralds, the Cyan one, is located in Cwcville VA."}}
In ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', a Basilicom is an organization that serves the goddesses and governs each land. Along with housing the Goddesses, it also a place where people go to worship the Goddesses and the place where the Goddesses reside.

==Val Sonichu's Coffee Break==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter, as well as a written letter to the buyer on the back from the perspective of Val Sonichu.

Val Sonichu's Coffee Break:
"A simple moment at a Starbucks café in Cwcville as Val meditates and counts his blessings of present and recalls the past with his Chris Chan from the lost alternate timeline of long ago."}}
[[Val Sonichu]] is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] with black streaks in his fur and a third eye in his forehead.
==An Atlantic Dip==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

An Atlantic Dip: "See Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu with a [[HippoOnYourHead|hippo on her head]] after a misdirected crash into the Atlantic Ocean, with paraphrasing of a certain movie's lines with her own Truth and emotions."}}
Jesus Chris-Chan Sonichu says, "So, as I crashed into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realised a few things. I know where I am going, yet only some idea of how or when to get there. Salt water stings, but I can swim. I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because [[Bella]] and [[Null]] betrayed me! They betrayed me! And yet, I still wonder if either of them were a better kisser than Judas Iscariot. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a hippo on my head. And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own."
==Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece of jail art was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. Frames are no longer included to save on shipping expenses for buyers. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Introducing [[Donnie Sonichu]], Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu: "This is Bubble's and Blake's son, Donatello Sonichu (aka Donnie); an Electric/Water Type with Blaze ability and Fire Bending attacks as well. He evolved at a high level of 20, but still has years of experience and maturity to catch up on. He has assessed the basic to advanced mastery of his powers from upon the beaches and waves."}}
==Prideful Interview With God==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. It should be noted that a fan had tipped Christine off to a recent video by YouTuber Gibi reviewing his jail art, and Christine included him in the work.

Prideful Interview With God: "Neil Augustine of WTOP News interviews Jesus Christ Chan at a Pride Festival for the topic of Pride, which it is not a sin to have Pride. However, to have Arrogance is the sin. Self-Love and Love of Others over selfishness."}}
Jesus Christ-Chan is interviewed by [[Wikipedia:WTOP-FM|WTOP]], while wearing a bizarre costume, saying "Well, pride is not a sin, for one needs some self-esteem and confidence to motivate themselves and inspire others with soul and heart. The real deadly sin is arrogance. Thou should never go dark and greatly selfish, coniving, narcisistic, [''sic''] conceited or arrogant. To do that is to fall and burn like Vladamir [''sic''] Putin, [[Donald Trump]] or even someone like [[GiBi]] who is at his own selfish risk. Self-love and love of others; not selfishness."

The interviewer is named as Neil Augustine, a misspelling of Neal Augenstein, a real reporter with WTOP. "This hour's newscast is brought to you by Rocket Mortgage, and Lido's Pizza (We Never Cut Corners)."

An inset depicts GiBi and says, "Seriously, GiBi, you are neutral at present. Stow thy arrogance, and do not be a toxic one."
==Sun of Righteousness==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sun of Righteousness: "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness, you'd better get the Present Day symbolance and Present Moment Meaning after seeing this."}}
The image is accompanied by a bastardised Biblical quote: "But unto you that fear my name, ''Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu'', shall the Sun of Righteousness arise with healing in their wings. ''Malachi 4:2''"
==A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Sylvana Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of her story to answer commonly asked questions."}}

==An Atlantic Sloop==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided by Christine.}}

==Neo Holy Sigils for Self Love and Spirituality==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided.

Of note here is that somehow Christine was made aware of the rise of NFTs during her incarceration. This was instructed to be minted as one in a coming series, but after a long hard look at ourselves it was decided that we've already sunk low enough.}}

==Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Cryzel Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of herself and her appreciation of Christ Chan."}}

==COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVELATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1: "A most symbolic and obvious piece featuring a certain Commodore 64 computer with BASIC commands of God input and execution on the Metaphysical and literal levels with Digital tones. RUN my second coming, please."}}

'''COME_ADORE'''
DIMENSION_MERGE,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
COMPLETED
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRIST,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRISTINE_WESTON_CHANDLER_SONICHU4.0
AWAKENING...
LOADING...
COMPLETED
MODERN_MALACHU,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
MODERN_REVELATIONS,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
SHIFT_TO_RECOMBINED_DEARTH,LOAD,8,1
IN PROGRESS
AVATAR_SECOND_COMING,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
RUN

==The Ethereal Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Ethereal Rosechu: "Perhaps in your recent visions, you have seen and received a Holy or Divine message(s) of good tidings from an all white furred, blue eye female Rosechu with long quills, a dazzling aura, and intangible white/clear wings. You have been visited and blessed by our messenger and have been enlightened with the message of us, the Gods and Goddesses, the Cosmos, and the Universe Core of Universe 1C-211987, right here and now. It is best you all heed the messages in your better spirituality and faith."}}

==As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest" "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."}}

==Is This A GameStop Ad?==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is This A GameStop Ad?: "There is nothing wrong with your device. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We have got the Touch, and the Controls, and we are breaking the Barrier and Veil."}}

==Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald: "A Trace and Redraw of one of my earlier pieces, as it depicts the Cyan Master Emerald of the eight Master Emeralds in the city of Cwcville, VA, with Sonichu and Rosey using it to dispel Evil Intruders from Alternate Evil Universes, Dimensions and Timelines."}}

==Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil: "It is very clear and concise, as I Have personally done this, literally. With Holy Flames in my Aura, I've Sky Uppercutted the Devil and took his keys, as he is Vaporized by the Holy Flame and Light Power."}}

==Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."}}

==Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan."}}

==Calming a Wave in Texas==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Calming a Wave in Texas: "I'm in Texas, or wherever there is to be a Massive Tidal Wave in the already devastated area. I do my thing and stop the Wave in it's tracks by splitting it, and backing it to the source where it manifested from."}}

==The Fall of Not Babylon==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of Akan (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."}}

==A Coffee Jelly Break==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and Kusuo Saiki meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."}}

==With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives: "Inspired by the book cover art of "Wings of the Morning" by Lori Wick, this redraw puts the facts about I and the present day happenings into another clear and direct perspective."}}

==Punchy and Speedy==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."}}

==Lady Magic Sonichu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Lady Magic Sonichu: "A simple piece of Magic Sonichu of our prime timeline 1C's Genderbent Universe at metaphysical work within the Cosmos."}}

==A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem: "Featuring Valazquea Romana Rosechu of the Psychic Squadron of Cwcville, VA, Angelica Rosechu, President Lisa Simpson, Goku, Espio, a Monk, a Buudha, and others in this Multi-Religious, diverse circle of Meditation."}}

==Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow: "I literally have seen these symbols in my Prophetic Dreams over the years in my sleep, as well as ALL around me while I am awake. I have a record-breaking number of Crucifixes and Crosses on the palms of both my hands and on the soles of both my feet. How much more clear and obvious do I need to be that I am one with the Heavens, the Cores, and the Matrixes? Meditate on that!"}}

==Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu: "I introduce to you the Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, in the present, from the future of his Timeline 4D, as also is his Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from the future of that same timeline. G.E. Magi-Chan levitates himself with a few crystals over one hand in levitation and water bending in the other hand in front of a water fountain in the Communion of Chris Chan's Space Colony."}}

==Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State: "It's I in my Overpowered State of Avatar State."}}

==Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu: "In their home, the Genderbent Universe of our Prime Timeline 1C, Sonicha and Ross pose at the entrance to the Cwcville shopping center."}}

==Ultimate Miracle==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Ultimate Miracle: "A Trace and Redraw of a recent piece; a simple motivational and inspiring poster featuring I in my Goddess Blue Heart form."}}

==Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple==
<center>[[File:jailart8-30-1.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple: "And my Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime is there to welcome me back home."}}

==Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?: "Yes. Yes it is."}}

==Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu: "This fight happened in Florida, as Scourge and his rounded up posse tried to swipe some uber-rare gemstones from there. As if the title did not say enough, it's Rosey Rosechu Prime fighting her Shattered Glass self-counterpart in combat and wit. Also, to note, Scrap Sonichu is Sonichu Prime's shattered glass self-counterpart. Scrap had a spiritual awakening and saw visions of his self-counterparts living better and not abused like he was. He fled the S.G. Universe and made his decision to live in Neutral-Good morals for himself. An Uber Rare happening among the Majority of the Shattered Glass Universe"}}

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==

<center>[[File:jailart8-31-2.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog: "Scourge came into our Universe, and Sonichu knew he needed to be dealt with and sent back to the Shattered Glass Universe. The fight had reached just outside of St. Canard."}}

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This is a test page

bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

'''I T L I V E S'''

[[File:TianmenIntro.jpg]]

The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, commonly known in mainland China as the June Fourth Incident (Chinese: 六四事件, liùsì shìjiàn), were student-led demonstrations in Beijing (the capital of the People's Republic of China) for the establishment of basic human and press rights and against the Communist-led Chinese government in mid-1989. More broadly, it refers to the popular national movement inspired by the Beijing protests during that period, sometimes called the '89 Democracy Movement (Chinese: 八九民运, bājiǔ mínyùn). The protests were forcibly suppressed after Chinese Premier Li Peng declared martial law. In what became known as the Tiananmen Square Massacre, troops with assault rifles and tanks fired at the demonstrators trying to block the military's advance towards Tiananmen Square. The number of civilian deaths was internally estimated by the Chinese government to be near or above 10,000.

六四事件，又稱六四天安門事件，中華人民共和國政府称为1989年政治风波，廣義上指八九民運，是自1989年4月開始，由大學生在北京市天安門廣場發起，持续近两個月的全國性示威運動[6][7]。狹義上又指六四清場，即1989年6月3日晚間至6月4日凌晨，中国人民解放军、中国人民武装警察部队和人民警察在北京天安門廣場对示威集会进行的武力清场行动。

==Quick links==
[[Special:ListFiles]]

==Fighting Spam Bots==

(Spam bots have since been eliminate but I will keep this up for prosperity)

The CWCki is a great place but is the target of spam bots. Here are some suggestions I have on how to fight spammers:

1. Spam Sniping

America's second favorite past time. If you see an obvious spam bot (a user page that reads like a blog with a ton of external links) or spam page (reads like a blog or ad with a ton of external links) then edit the page and put "delete|spambot/spam" with two curly brackets on either side at the at the top of the page. This will nominate the page for deletion.

2. Limit day-one edits

I'm not sure how much can be done to limit newly registered users but if possible limiting edits, particularly creating new pages, for the first 24 hours may be allow the admins to weed out spam bots as the captcha doesn't seem to stop these bots from making edits. The downside to this is that legitimate new uses will suffer, so this may not be the best.

3. Spam tagging bots

Employment of bots which use certain criteria to silently tag spam bots may be the most effective combative force against the bots. Targeting new users who post external links on their user page may be an easy way to find these bots but also certain phrases and even names may also be easy giveaways that a user is actually a spam bot.

4. Expand the registration process

This may confuse or impede the automated process spammers use to get bots on the wiki. Asking questions such as "What is Chris' medial made of?" or "What happened in China on June 4th?" may allow for legitimate users to create accounts but stop bots.

==The CWCki is back up motherfuckers!==

It's all good... for now

==Spirit Animal==
[[File:DuckFoundTomDrum.png|300px]]

Award<s>s</s>:

'''Immortal Card Master'''
[[File:Tsssfsagaicon.png]][[File:Tsssfsagaicon.png]][[File:Tsssfsagaicon.png]]

User:Finnegan

2022-10-23T21:41:04Z

Finnegan:

This is a test page

bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronntuonnthunntrovarrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk

''IT LIVES''

[[File:TianmenIntro.jpg]]

The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, commonly known in mainland China as the June Fourth Incident (Chinese: 六四事件, liùsì shìjiàn), were student-led demonstrations in Beijing (the capital of the People's Republic of China) for the establishment of basic human and press rights and against the Communist-led Chinese government in mid-1989. More broadly, it refers to the popular national movement inspired by the Beijing protests during that period, sometimes called the '89 Democracy Movement (Chinese: 八九民运, bājiǔ mínyùn). The protests were forcibly suppressed after Chinese Premier Li Peng declared martial law. In what became known as the Tiananmen Square Massacre, troops with assault rifles and tanks fired at the demonstrators trying to block the military's advance towards Tiananmen Square. The number of civilian deaths was internally estimated by the Chinese government to be near or above 10,000.

六四事件，又稱六四天安門事件，中華人民共和國政府称为1989年政治风波，廣義上指八九民運，是自1989年4月開始，由大學生在北京市天安門廣場發起，持续近两個月的全國性示威運動[6][7]。狹義上又指六四清場，即1989年6月3日晚間至6月4日凌晨，中国人民解放军、中国人民武装警察部队和人民警察在北京天安門廣場对示威集会进行的武力清场行动。

==Quick links==
[[Special:ListFiles]]

==Fighting Spam Bots==

(Spam bots have since been eliminate but I will keep this up for prosperity)

The CWCki is a great place but is the target of spam bots. Here are some suggestions I have on how to fight spammers:

1. Spam Sniping

America's second favorite past time. If you see an obvious spam bot (a user page that reads like a blog with a ton of external links) or spam page (reads like a blog or ad with a ton of external links) then edit the page and put "delete|spambot/spam" with two curly brackets on either side at the at the top of the page. This will nominate the page for deletion.

2. Limit day-one edits

I'm not sure how much can be done to limit newly registered users but if possible limiting edits, particularly creating new pages, for the first 24 hours may be allow the admins to weed out spam bots as the captcha doesn't seem to stop these bots from making edits. The downside to this is that legitimate new uses will suffer, so this may not be the best.

3. Spam tagging bots

Employment of bots which use certain criteria to silently tag spam bots may be the most effective combative force against the bots. Targeting new users who post external links on their user page may be an easy way to find these bots but also certain phrases and even names may also be easy giveaways that a user is actually a spam bot.

4. Expand the registration process

This may confuse or impede the automated process spammers use to get bots on the wiki. Asking questions such as "What is Chris' medial made of?" or "What happened in China on June 4th?" may allow for legitimate users to create accounts but stop bots.

==The CWCki is back up motherfuckers!==

It's all good... for now

==Spirit Animal==
[[File:DuckFoundTomDrum.png|300px]]

Award<s>s</s>:

'''Immortal Card Master'''
[[File:Tsssfsagaicon.png]][[File:Tsssfsagaicon.png]][[File:Tsssfsagaicon.png]]

Jail Saga

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:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga stemming from Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ a Kiwi Farms thread here].''
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless and stayed at the Richmond Regency Inn in the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Orbiter Wave#Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, despite Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest and was cooperative with the police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, which was at one point on the table since his case was being presented to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}. Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail and is awaiting legal proceedings for the charge of incest. The Greene County Sheriff's office had claimed pending charges yet to be identified were also being considered<ref name="press release"/> but no further charges have emerged as of August 2022. Chris was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]], [[February 2022]], and [[July 2022]] resulted in continuances.

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact with the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution, as he was deemed incompetent to stand trial. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail,<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> having been restored as competent to stand trial.

In July 2022, the last hearing within the J&DR court's jurisdiction occurred and the case was elevated to the circuit court, where it was sent to a Grand Jury for a potential felony charge.

In August 2022, the Grand Jury hearing was postponed with a continuance. A motion by [[David Heilberg|Chris's lawyer]] for an autism disorder deferred disposition was filed, to be considered by the court. Shortly after, Chris's case was sealed, though bits of information still emerged. By 11 August, the case file was updated to note that "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order" were added and that a review of Chris's case is scheduled for [[August 2023]].

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|left|300px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|300px|thumb|right|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Being upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and feeling betrayed that Chris lied to him to try to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[The WCT]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to The WCT - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = EqVo6ADqvgA
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
'''NOTE''': This transcript begins around 2:24:54, shortly after Ralph changes the perspective on his phone camera.

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background, while we see the inside of Ethan Ralph's car.]''

'''Ralph''': You guys can't see this, but...

'''May''': They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit! Oh ''shit''--

''[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a woman coming out with her phone to also film the events'']

'''May''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''May in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''': ''(yelling) To the trolls and anybody else on the internet, do not record this!''

'''Ralph''': ''(yelling)'' CHRIS-CHAN, ''WHAT'S UP?!'' Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''May in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Woman in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''May in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Woman in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''May in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''May in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To May) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''May in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''May in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''May in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''May in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''May in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.

'''May in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''May in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''May in background''': Dude... (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''May in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': ...we just got the footage, Jesse PS was riding up over here!

''[End of relevant footage.]''
}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Chris Chan Calls Sonichu In Jail.jpg|thumb|left|250px|{{w|Spec Ops: The Line|"None of this would've happened if you just ''stopped''."}}]]
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a {{w|Fox News}} segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned [[David Heilberg]] to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home,” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
}}</ref>

Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten any weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws offensive comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18 [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April. The 28 [[July 2022]] court hearing took place without a continuance, four days short of the one-year anniversary of his arrest,<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11138163}}(Kiwi farms has been 503'd and so there are no archives of this link)</ref> which resulted in the case being presented to a Grand Jury.

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|200px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 February 2022, the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref><ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 113715
|post = 11292959
|title = Chris transferred to another facility
|user = Turbocuck
|wayback = 20220302065944
}}</ref> Details regarding the circumstances that led to this are not known, but Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.]]
Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-31#post-11335917 Kiwi Farms post regarding Chris's record]([https://archive.ph/5yQZh archive])</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]([https://archive.ph/SWHBS archive])</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 [[May 2022]]. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a second [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occurring shortly before,<ref name=1jun></ref> when Chris allegedly attempted to exorcise another patient whom he believed was being possessed by demons.<ref name=29jul>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>

=== Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury ===
Chris's fourth court appearance was scheduled for 10:00AM EDT on 28 [[July 2022]]<ref>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002207497098105012/1002207619286577203/2022-07-28_06-31-26.mov</ref> as revealed by a call from an anonymous Discord user to the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court. It has to be noted that the courthouse gave this information freely and without asking any further questions about the inquiry.

As a result of the hearing, Chris's case was transferred out of the J&DR court and to the Circuit Court. It was sent to a <abbr title="A jury of peers, larger than a regular jury, who determine if the state currently has enough evidence to charge with a felony. The grand jury does not determine someone's innocence or guilt.">grand jury</abbr> for a potential felony incest charge.

Fans such as [[Kiwi Farms]] users and [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] called the court clerk who informed them of the grand jury move. It was confirmed by court records.

{{quote|I just called the Clerk of Court for Greene County regarding CWC. Yes it is verified this is going before a grand jury on felony charges.|Kenneth<ref>https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1552724115345268736</ref>}}

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{{Misinfo|Chris is NOT being released from jail as a result of his autism. The grand jury hearing was merely postposed due to Chris's lawyer filing a [https://www.justice.gov/usao/justice-101/pretrial-motions motion] for an autism disorder deference three days prior to the intended meeting date. His case will also not be dismissed. Rather, his sentence has been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deferred_sentence deferred], will be placed under probation terms, and some of his records, primarily information regarding his pre-trial, will be required to be concealed, as only specific higher-ups will be able to access them.}}

On 5 [[August 2022]], [[David Heilberg]] filed a motion for an autism disorder deferred disposition.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref> The grand jury hearing, which was scheduled to occur on 8 August, was instead continued. A motion hearing is due to take place on 9 August.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png]]</ref> A caller had asked the court about Chris's records, to which they revealed them being <abbr title="Some of Chris's records will be required to be concealed from the public, but will still be available to select higher-ups for specific purposes.">sealed</abbr> due to overwhelming public interest of the case. David Heilberg had also confirmed this in a response to an email.<ref>[[:File:HeilbergStatement.png]]</ref>

An autism deferred disposition refers to a Virginia law passed in 2020 which could result in a deference of further court proceedings with the defendant placed on probation terms set by the court, and could also result in the charge being dismissed, if the defendent completes certain criteria set by a judge before a review of their case.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/19.2-303.6/</ref>

=== Looking forward ===
{{Dated|artsect=section}}
Exactly what is next for Chris will be heavily influenced by the outcome of the legal processes involved. Son-mother incest is a Class 5 felony in Virginia.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-366/</ref> Class 5 is a wobbler felony which can either remain as a felony or be downgraded to a misdemeanor.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter1/section18.2-10/</ref><ref>https://www.silislaw.com/blog/2014/april/virginia-criminal-law-basics-felonies/</ref> With his charge imminent to be upgraded to a felony, he could be facing up to 10 years in prison; the maximum sentence for felony incest. If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated, Chris will be placed on the [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking ahead|sex offender registry]] for a minimum of fifteen years when (or if) he gets out,<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref> [[Kick the Autistic|effectively banning him]] from any place attended by minors or any 'vulnerable' individuals, including all the [[conventions]] and [[GameStop|video game]]/[[Toys r us|toy stores]] he loves going to so much. In addition, if Chris is charged with a felony, his subsequent legal proceedings must be open to the public, although they cannot be televised or streamed online.{{cite}}

Further complicating matters is that as early as [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]), even claiming that Bella confessed to fabricating information during the call without any clarification whatsoever.<ref name=1jun></ref> Needless to say, if Chris were to give false statements in a court of law intentionally, it would be digging a deeper hole for him, given existing evidence.

==Charge==
On 29 [[July 2022]], Greene County Circuit Court posted information relating to Chris's case. Chris's case number is CR22000141-00 and the offense is 18.2-366 (written in the software as "Incest w/own child"), a Class 5 felony. The information also provides official confirmation that Chris had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]] earlier in the year. Chris was also evaluated by "ILPPP", the [[University of Virginia]]'s Institute of Law, Psychiatry and Public Policy. It also notes that David Heilberg had sent a letter to Chris before the last hearing. Note that the dates aren't accurately reflected, as the records weren't public until July 29. Future pleadings and orders regarding Chris will presumably be dated accurately and have all boxes filled in.

===Pleadings/Orders Detail===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
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|07/29/2022
|Warrants
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|07/29/2022
|Complaint
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|07/29/2022
|Other
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| CHECKLIST FOR BAIL
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|07/29/2022
|Commitment Order
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|07/29/2022
|Other
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|FINANCIAL STATEMENT
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|07/29/2022
|Request
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|FOR APPT OF A LAWYER
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
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|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Order
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|07/29/2022
|Other
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Motion
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|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
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|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
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|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
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|FROM ILPPP
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR TREATMENT OF INCOMPETE
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|TO CLOSE HEARING
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
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|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
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|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
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|FROM [[Western State Hospital|WESTERN STATE HOSPITA]]
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|07/29/2022
|Letter
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|FROM [[David Heilberg|DAVID HEILBERG]]
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
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|07/29/2022
|Notice
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|DISPOSITION NOTICE
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|08/05/2022
|Motion
|DEF
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|FOR [[Autism|AUTISM]] DISORDER DEFERR
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|08/08/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
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|08/09/2022
|Order
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|CVW
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|08/10/2022
|Transportation Order
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|08/08/2022
|Waive Right To Indictment
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|08/09/2022
|Order
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|08/23/2022
|Order
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|CVW
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|09/01/2022
|Letter
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|FROM DBHDS
|-
|}

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury, Pleadings/Orders detail page
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 5 August 2022.png|5 August 2022, Motion to Pre-trial added
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png|9 August 2022, No Indictment presented, continuance
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|9 August 2022, motion by defense "for autism disorder deferr" [sic]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, the Pleadings/Orders detail page, which previously included information under Remarks, is censored by court staff
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png|11 August 2022, a review of Chris's case is scheduled for [[August 2023]]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 (2) - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order"
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 22 September 2022 - Pleadings-Orders.png|22 September 2022, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing some updates noted on the case file, including that a letter was lodged from The Department of Behavioral Health and Developmental Services (DBHDS).
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Congratulations Chris Chan, Animatic with Voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FZlxWjymXso}}
| stardate = 5 [[May 2022]]
| maker = nathanwagnervo
| subject = Animatic
| info = Sonichu musically telling off Chris for ruining his own life.

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan in Ace Attorney
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bBeZYyu0vR0}}
| stardate = 3 [[August 2021]]
| maker = Tails is dissapointed in your recent decisions
| info = We're in for quite the ride, aren't we?

}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Law}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

Talk:Jail Saga

2022-08-17T00:38:05Z

Finnegan:

==Splitting up article?==

Chris's court case has only just begun, and the info about it is going to keep increasing as time goes on. For clarity and size reasons, I think we should separate his arrest and his court case into separate pages - something like 'Incest arrest' and 'Chris's incest trial.' As is, the current article reads very awkwardly.
--[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 19:09, 23 August 2021 (UTC)

*What about one called 1 August 2021, which chronicles the arrest, then a separate page about the court dates all together (unless they end up being a lot meatier, then we split them into individual pages)? --[[User:VoDKa|VoDKa]] ([[User talk:VoDKa|talk]]) 15:40, 29 August 2021 (UTC)

*The page is quite small at the moment and splitting the topic up right now will only cause confusion; the topic of incest was originally just on the sex page, it became its own page only for the consequences of it to become yet another page; we really don't need 4 pages talking about the exact same thing, 3 seems a bit redundant frankly. --[[User:Necromaster|Necromaster]] ([[User talk:Necromaster|talk]]) 21:58, 29 August 2021 (UTC)

:*Fair enough. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 20:44, 11 September 2021 (UTC)

==Merging this article with the main Incest article==

I know I was proposing a split just a month ago, but I'm actually thinking now we should merge this with the main [[Affair with Mother|Incest]] article, possibly renaming it to 'Incest Saga' to cover the whole situation better. By the nature of the subjects of the articles, they have to discuss one another at length, making lots of redundant sections - but still, each page provides an incomplete picture of the timeline. I propose merging these articles, with separate sections for each stage of the timeline. Here's my basic idea for the structure:

1. Introduction (mostly copied from the Incest article)
2. Prior events (basically copied from the section of the same name on the [[Affair with Mother|Incest]] article)
3. A section covering the actual incest itself (from the incest article)
4. The leaked call and initial fallout (from the incest article)
5. Chris's time at the Inn and his arrest (cobbled together from parts of both articles)
6. Legal timeline (literally just the section from the Arrest & Court Case page)

Getting all the information in one place would help a lot with clarity imo. Thoughts? --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 22:44, 14 September 2021 (UTC)

: I agree with this, having two articles that seem to be covering the same info yet are separate is quite confusing. I don't have much to add to the formatting discussion but I think that merging the two articles and changing the name of the old one would be the smart thing to do. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 23:17, 15 September 2021 (UTC)
: I think that it may just be a better idea to rework the Incest page to be about Chris's fascination with the act (basically lifting most of the content from the [[Chris and sex]] page) and the communications revealing what he'd done, followed by a separate page covering the arrest. Otherwise, we're going to be dealing with a gigantic article with how long the legal coverage is going to end up being. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 08:10, 16 September 2021 (UTC)
:: I'll echo the sentiment of KingClark. This page will most likely expand with a new section or two with the coming court case, I think that this page should be its own thing. The incest page should focus on Chris's past views of incest, his relationship with Barbra, and how Bella factored into all of that. [[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 08:18, 16 September 2021 (UTC)
::: I also like KingClark's suggestion. The only other thing I'd suggest in addition to that would be to move the section about the emergency protective order to this page, since it's more connected to the legal consequences than the act itself. The page could be renamed something like 'Incest legal consequences.' --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 13:49, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

== Rename ==

The fact that the title contains 'August 2021' is a little bit misleading, since it's way past August by now, and doesn't really describe the article well. I propose we rename the article to something a bit more accurate or concise. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 21:04, 18 September 2021 (UTC)
* A creative name has to be made for it though: the Jail of Fail saga? The Prison-chu saga? The Passion of the Chris?—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Necromaster|Necromaster]] ([[User talk:Necromaster|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Necromaster|contribs]]) 22:00, 27 October 2021

== "Second and third letters from jail" section ==

I don't think they deserve their own section. It could easily be condensed to a few sentences in the previous section. The first letter deserves one because Chris incriminated himself so deeply, and thus is relevant to the court case. But these don't really hold much relevance to the actual topic. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 16:26, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

:Sounds good. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:53, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

== Jail vs Prison ==

Someone pointed out that that there's inconsistent usage of jail/prison and suggested that "prison" be renamed to "jail" for now since Chris has not yet been sent to prison. Thoughts? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:01, 2 January 2022 (UTC)

:I already changed the article name. I also feel that we should change all instances of "prison" to "jail" for consistency's sake. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19:06, 2 January 2022 (UTC)

== Deferral ==

Do we have any real proof Chris's case got deferred? According to Vinelink he's still in custody though that might not be accurate given the case being sealed. There's a lot of reasons we haven't heard from Chris since the grand jury and we really need to avoid accepting speculation as fact. The looking forward section might also need a rewrite. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 00:38, 17 August 2022 (UTC)

Template:Da update

2022-08-09T13:42:17Z

Finnegan: Anyone can check the case information, it's not fake

<noinclude>'''Editor's Note:''' If there are less than seven events listed, always remove the events that occured a month or later ago. </noinclude>
<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]] It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is back [[Jail Saga|in jail]] for alleged [[Affair with Mother|incest]].''</center>
*'''8 August''' - Chris' [[Jail Saga|incest case]] goes before a grand jury and '''[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png|is given a continuance.]]''' A motion hearing is scheduled for 9 August, '''[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|possibly regarding an autism disorder deferral]]''' by the defense, a motion which was filed on 5 August.
*'''6 August''' - '''[[Jail Letter - 21 July 2022]]''' and the rest of '''[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]''' are released.
*'''5 August''' - '''[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]''' is released.
*'''29 July''' - Greene County Circuit Court posts information on Chris's case - '''[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022.png|the charge]]''' and '''[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|a detail page]]'''.
*'''28 July''' - Chris's '''[[Jail Saga#Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury|hearing for the incest case]]''' takes place; his case is scheduled to go before a grand jury on 8 [[August 2022]].
*'''27 July'''
* '''22 July''' - Chris writes '''[[Jail Letter - 22 July 2022 (2)|an open letter]]''' to the fans.

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Jail Saga

2022-08-09T13:03:59Z

Finnegan: /* Charge */

:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga stemming from Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ a Kiwi Farms thread here].''
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless and stayed at the Richmond Regency Inn in the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Orbiter Wave#Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, despite Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest and was cooperative with the police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, which is on the table since his case is being presented to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}. Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail and is awaiting trial for the charge of incest as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]] and [[February 2022]] resulted in continuances; his next court date was 28 [[July 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate2>{{Cite farms|thread=112013|title=2/3/22 - Hearing speculation thread}}</ref>

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact with the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution, as he was deemed incompetent to stand trial. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail,<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> having been restored as competent to stand trial.

In July 2022, the last hearing within the J&DR court's jurisdiction occurred, and the case was sent to a Grand Jury.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|left|300px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|300px|thumb|right|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Being upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and feeling betrayed that Chris lied to him to try to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[The WCT]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to The WCT - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = EqVo6ADqvgA
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
'''NOTE''': This transcript begins around 2:24:54, shortly after Ralph changes the perspective on his phone camera.

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background, while we see the inside of Ethan Ralph's car.]''

'''Ralph''': You guys can't see this, but...

'''May''': They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit! Oh ''shit''--

''[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a woman coming out with her phone to also film the events'']

'''May''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''May in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''': ''(yelling) To the trolls and anybody else on the internet, do not record this!''

'''Ralph''': ''(yelling)'' CHRIS-CHAN, ''WHAT'S UP?!'' Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''May in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Woman in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''May in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Woman in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''May in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''May in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To May) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''May in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''May in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''May in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''May in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''May in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.

'''May in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''May in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''May in background''': Dude... (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''May in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': ...we just got the footage, Jesse PS was riding up over here!

''[End of relevant footage.]''
}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Chris Chan Calls Sonichu In Jail.jpg|thumb|left|250px|{{w|Spec Ops: The Line|"None of this would've happened if you just ''stopped''."}}]]
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a {{w|Fox News}} segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned David Heilberg to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home,” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
}}</ref>

Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten any weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws offensive comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18 [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April. The 28 [[July 2022]] court hearing took place without a continuance, four days short of the one-year anniversary of his arrest,<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11138163}}</ref> which resulted in the case being presented to a Grand Jury.

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|200px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 February 2022, the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref><ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 113715
|post = 11292959
|title = Chris transferred to another facility
|user = Turbocuck
|wayback = 20220302065944
}}</ref> Details regarding the circumstances that led to this are not known, but Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.]]
Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-31#post-11335917 Kiwi Farms post regarding Chris's record]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 [[May 2022]]. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a second [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occurring shortly before,<ref name=1jun></ref> when Chris allegedly attempted to exorcise another patient whom he believed was being possessed by demons.<ref name=29jul>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>

=== Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury ===

{{Misinfo|Chris was sent to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}, not a trial. At this point his sentence has not been determined.}}

Chris's fourth court appearance was scheduled for 10:00AM EDT on 28 [[July 2022]]<ref>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002207497098105012/1002207619286577203/2022-07-28_06-31-26.mov</ref> as revealed by a call from an anonymous Discord user to the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court. It has to be noted that the courthouse gave this information freely and without asking any further questions about the inquiry.

[[Kenneth Engelhardt]] had confirmed that Chris has been sent to a <abbr title="A jury of peers, larger than a regular jury, who determine if someone is competent to stand trial, or if the state currently has enough evidence to charge them with a felony. The grand jury does not determine someone's innocence or guilt.">grand jury</abbr> for potential felony charges.

{{quoteboxonion|I just called the Clerk of Court for Greene County regarding CWC. Yes it is verified this is going before a grand jury on felony charges.}}

Chris' grand jury hearing occurred on 8 August 2022. A motion hearing is due to take place on 9 August.

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=== Looking forward ===
Exactly what is next for Chris will be heavily influenced by the outcome of the legal processes involved. Son-mother incest is a Class 5 felony in Virginia.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-366/</ref> Class 5 is a wobbler felony which can either remain as a felony or be downgraded to a misdemeanor.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter1/section18.2-10/</ref><ref>https://www.silislaw.com/blog/2014/april/virginia-criminal-law-basics-felonies/</ref> With his charge imminent to be upgraded to a felony, he could be facing a [[Kick the autistic|much longer sentence]]; the maximum sentence for felony incest is 10 years, and the maximum sentence for rape is life, with the possibility of [[28 October 2011|other]] [[26 December 2014|charges]] stacking on top of it, adding additional years to his sentencing. If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated, Chris will be placed on the [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking ahead|sex offender registry]] for a minimum of fifteen years when (or if) he gets out.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref> In addition, if Chris is charged with a felony, his subsequent legal proceedings must be open to the public.

Many observers have suspected that Chris' lawyer attempted to get him to take up a plea deal with a year of time served, but that Chris rejected such a deal, possibly out of the belief that he would still be saved by the Dimensional Merge, or at the very least think he'll be found not guilty [[Honor Roll|despite effectively confessing to the act of incest multiple times]] in both the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]].

Another possibility is that Chris has taken a plea deal and that the terms of the deal include a felony conviction. This would allow Chris to be released on a suspended sentence plus time served, with the threat of prison time should he violate the conditions of his release. If Chris were released with a misdemeanor conviction, the prosecution would not be able to attach any conditions to his release because he has already served the full time for his offense.

Further complicating matters is that as early as [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]), even claiming that Bella confessed to fabricating information during the call without any clarification whatsoever.<ref name=1jun></ref> Needless to say, if Chris were to intentionally give false statements in a court of law, it would be digging a deeper hole for him, given existing evidence.

If Barb consented to sex or even made the first move (which would be consistent with [[Barbara Chandler#Intimate behavior|Barb's long-known uncomfortably touchy-feely behavior around Chris]]), she could be charged as a willing accomplice, and will most certainly need to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|vacate]] her home in the event of a conviction. However, if she did not or could not consent, Chris could be facing a potential rape charge which, in the worst case, could net him a life sentence. Whether or not he will be allowed to take up parole will be up to the State of Virginia to decide, given the severity of such charges. However, Chris alleges that Heilberg told him that Barbara was never questioned about her involvement in the incest on account of her old age and "falling mentality".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

==Charge==
On 29 [[July 2022]], Greene County Circuit Court posted information relating to Chris's case. Chris's case number is CR22000141-00 and the offense is 18.2-366 (written in the software as "Incest w/own child"), a Class 5 felony. The information also provides official confirmation that Chris had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]] earlier in the year. It also notes that David Heilberg had sent a letter to Chris before the last hearing. Note that the dates aren't accurately reflected, as the records weren't public until July 29. Future pleadings and orders regarding Chris will presumably be dated accurately and have all boxes filled in.

<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 5 August 2022.png|5 August 2022, Motion to Pre-trial added
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png|9 August 2022, No Indictment presented, continuance
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|9 August 2022, motion by defense "for autism disorder deferr" [sic]
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
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| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Congratulations Chris Chan, Animatic with Voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FZlxWjymXso}}
| stardate = 5 [[May 2022]]
| maker = nathanwagnervo
| subject = Animatic
| info = Sonichu musically telling off Chris for ruining his own life.

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan in Ace Attorney
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bBeZYyu0vR0}}
| stardate = 3 [[August 2021]]
| maker = Tails is dissapointed in your recent decisions
| info = We're in for quite the ride, aren't we?

}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
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{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Law}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

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Talk:Barbara Chandler

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Despite her being a slutty slutty slut whore earlier in her life, I truely feel sorry for barbera, she didnt deserve chris, or that squaler of her house. -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]
* She didn't have to have a kid with Bob, she had Cole, and Bob had his kids. Though it probably wasn't documented in the early 80s, the fact that both of them were over 40 when Chris was born made the likelihood of him being born autistic higher. Plus, as mentioned everywhere else, Chris wasn't ''born'' Chris. Someone ''made'' him that way in those formative years. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 06:36, 27 January 2010 (UTC)

I feel like somewhere in this page it should be mentioned how her voice is identical to Chris'. In one prank call video I couldn't tell it was her until she referred to Bob as her husband. [[User:Sallyfox|Sallyfox]] 06:09, 25 December 2009 (CET)

GodJesus damn. Now I can easily see the effects of keeping around a 28 year old autistic manchild for so long. She looked a LOT better (and a lot less like Snorlax) in [[:File:0467-CWC18th20.jpg|this image]]. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:57, 12 April 2010 (UTC)
:It may be simply that she, like anyone who would have to put up with somebody like chris, just gave up on life. The picture with Desi pretty much says it all.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:05, 6 June 2010 (UTC)

==Death of Barb's father==

I'd like to point out [[http://genealogytrails.com/vir/charlotte/obits_w.html here]] is an obituary of Barb's father. Apparently, he died when she was 14. I think this info should be incorporated into the article somehow, but I'm not sure where to put it. [[User:Chaosakita|ChaosAkita]] 18:20, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*I could take a stab at it. --[[User:MissMeg|Miss Meg]] 18:26, 25 September 2011 (PDT)
*Ouch. What a way to go. I'd say find more information on Barb's background and make a new section, but until then, it would be best to keep this recorded for later use. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 20:44, 25 September 2011 (PDT)

==CWCipedia Ad==
Yeah. You know we need this in there. As well as the image and a space set aside for the reaction that she and Chris will inevitably give. Remember how he reacted when Megan in the original picture was mistaken as Crystal? Well this will induce 10 times the ammount of tard rage. ''From both of them''. Now thats something i'm going to want to see. Who else here wants to see Barbara do a youtube rant? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:43, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
:I think you might be jumping the gun. Barbra's nowhere near as dumb or volatile as Chris, I doubt you'll see her on camera anytime soon.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 22:02, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
*I can dream dammit! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:05, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
* Chris's reaction to the new ad was an absolute letdown. All he said was to tell us to complain to Mao about the ad and he never even mentioned what kind of ad it was. I had to scroll through '''multiple''' pages, dodging that nasty ass picture just to find it. Thanks a lot for scarring us, whoever the fuck made that. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 23:27, 2 February 2010 (UTC)
*I think that'll be Mao. Personally I think that its not much more disturbing than CWC's Rule 34 of Mary Lee Walsh. I'm more disturbed by the fact that after he tard raged so hard over the original shecameforCWC being mistaken for Crystal that hes all cool and calm about a huge detailed rendering of him doing the same thing to his elderly mother. And bear in mind that his mother is real, unlike Crystal. I think that says volumes about Chris. And his mother can't be too happy once she finds out, can she? Somehow I don't think he'll ever tell her though. Someone should call the Chandlers and inform them that porn of Barbara has surfaced on Chris's site. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:37, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
* Just wait him out. Speculation is that he might have not noticed the ad--he might have been holding up paper in front of the screen and isn't aware that the ad has changed. He spent 17 minutes making changes to templates, and then quit, which makes me think that he finally saw the image. Also, his last edit was changing a mailbag template--which gives me the feeling that he was about to answer one when he saw the ad. Or he might not have realized that it's supposed to be Snorlax.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:51, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
*If he hasn't seen it yet (which is likely given his reaction so far) then I think that we'll be hearing all about this in his next few videos. And for years and years Chris will tell girls that he meets in the mall all about it, and oh the laughs that will be produced. I still think that we can expect some sort of reaction out of Barbara too. If he tells her. He might, given his policy on honesty. However his honesty also dictates that he'll lie about things to keep his parents happy. But mostly only if it benefits him. If he stands to lose from telling his parents then he won't tell them. So I think someone should call the Chandlers and tell them. Break it gently though, lest the lumberjack have another heart attack. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:12, 3 February 2010 (UTC)

==Source is broken.==

In the citations, the sixth one, a PVCC thread, is not public information. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 20:37, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

==Is this verifiable?==
I am not adding this yet because it's a pretty huge deal and I want to be 100% on it first. There's a user here-- I wish I could remember who-- whose userpage is full of various observations from people on /cwc/, #sonichu, PVCC etc. One of the posts from PVCC is the note that Chris sometimes sleeps (slept) with his mother. Not having sex. Obviously not. But apparently they'd watch movies together sitting on his bed, and then he'd sort of curl up next to her and fall asleep, with her asleep holding him. At first I couldn't believe it, but this is Chris. And if this is true it absolutely belongs on the page. It's pretty clear he has a strong Oedipal fixation on her (part of being stuck in a childlike state of development) and this makes sense.
I'll go hunt for the quote. In the meantime, can anyone corroborate this? It seems almost a bridge too far even for our manchild. [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 10:17, 25 August 2010 (PDT)

:BAM found it. Here we go: "This is something I just learned from Ivy, and this corresponds with what a field agent has confirmed about Chris has seen with Chris getting 'touchy' around Snorlax when Bob isn't looking. It's - Chris likes to sleep with his mother. According to Ivy, what Snorlax will do is come into Chris's room, the two will watch movies and lay down on the bed as Chris holds her, then they both fall asleep. In his bed.They use to do it downstairs on the couch but Bob started bitching about it, telling Chris to grow up and such. Yes, this is very shocking and hard to believe. But considering the prevailing opinion is that Chris wants a mommy he can fuck, this adds a new level to this analysis. [. . .] I mean, Snorlax and Bob don't even sleep in the same room anymore, they've been married for some time and there's usually a point where a marriage becomes more of a friendship, and both Chris and Barb are both human in that they need some intimate contact and affection. But the thing is, while this is normal of small children to want to cuddle with their mothers, it's not fucking normal for 27 year olds to do this. And I think there's actually a period in childhood development (normal one, anyway) where a child learns that they can't have mommy all to themselves but they have to share her with daddy. Looks like Chris never really reached that realization. Freud would have a fucking field day with Chris. Seriously though, I imagine one day we will get Chris confirming this, as he makes a video saying 'Yes, I do sleep with my mother, but what child does not sleep their mothers at some point in their lives?'"
Apparently via Champthom. Champ, can you confirm? Did you say that/is it true? [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 10:22, 25 August 2010 (PDT)
*You know, for some reason this fails to surprise me; It's only natural to expect this kinda behavior from Chris and Snorlax, though it is a bit more stimulating now we have an actual account for it. Awesome find. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 13:29, 25 August 2010 (EST)
*See [[CWCki:PUBLICMEDIA]]. While my source is reliable, my source won't make this statement public and this is otherwise heresay which isn't a very firm evidence. While this is significant, I'd rather see this verified in some public fashion. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:36, 7 September 2010 (PDT)
:Just found this on YouTube, from a link on the article. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxGU4nSlX0M Keep it in or remove it?--[[User:Henry Bemis|Henry Bemis]] 23:35, 7 August 2011 (PDT)

==You are now aware==

[[image:youarenowaware.jpg|800px]]
[[User:CFA|CFA]] 21:09, 7 April 2011 (PDT)CFA
*slowpoke.jpg--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:12, 7 April 2011 (PDT)

==Barb: The root of the problem?==

I was reading over the Ivy Q&A thing, and apparently the first time Ivy called the Chandlers, Barb was at the phone asking her personal questions. I was thinking, maybe it's not Chris with the horribly high standards, but Barbara? I could totally see Barb enforcing high standards on Chris, not allowing him to date men or women of races other than his own, maybe she even told Chris to put down the single mom on Facebook. This is just a theory, but might anyone know whether or not there's any truth to it?
-- [[User:IcyHotWings|IcyHotWings]] --
* All I know is that this is not a forum.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:08, 6 July 2011 (PDT)

==Separation==

Do we have evidence that Barb and/or Bob had any desire to divorce/separate? The article section about her marriage to Bob suggests that his parents wanted to divorce but chose not to for Chris's sake. Source? Yes I get that we get the impression that Bob and Barb liked to spend time in separate rooms of their house, but so do many couples in "healthy" marriages, particularly if one, the other or both are considered to be elderly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:57, 20 September 2011 (PDT)
: As far as anyone can tell they were just fossils. Neither would have a sex drive and they'd basically just be living with each other. If you were either one wouldn't you get the shits with the mannerisms of the other after almost 30 years raising Chris together? Supposedly they used to go out drinking but in their decaying state that wouldn't be an option, biologically or financially. If they divorced someone would give up pension/rent money and the house. If it was a marriage of convenience, fine. It would feel like stomping on Barb's grave to speculate on that kind of thing without evidence. [[User:Nullity|Nullity]] 02:00, 21 September 2011 (PDT)
::I ask specifically about whether they, or Barb herself, have ever said or directly implied that they would have separated/divorced if it were not for Chris - because currently the article implies this and lacks a source. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:49, 21 September 2011 (PDT)
::: To answer your question: No, there is not any evidence that Barb or Bob said they wanted to divorce each other. Barb threatened to kill herself, but that was over Chris, not Bob. Hopes that helps --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 19:53, 21 September 2011 (PDT)

==Cole's father and the spaghetti incident==

Wasn't there some e-mail or something where Chris talks about how Barb was escaping some psychotic murderer and she slept with a random stranger who saved her and that's Cole's father? Likewise, we say something about the spaghetti incident, where Barb stopped cooking because she made spaghetti one night and Chris and Bob didn't feel like eating spaghetti. I can't recall the source for either of these though.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] ([[User talk:Champthom|talk]]) 14:23, 7 May 2014 (UTC)
:That's how Jackie's half brother came into the world, not Cole. See [[Jackie E-mails 27|Jackie's email from 28 May 2011]]. As for the spaghetti incident, see [[Jackie E-mails 24|Chris's email from 23 April 2011]]. In a few minutes I'll add a mention of this incident to the article. - [[User:NegaCWC|NegaCWC]] ([[User talk:NegaCWC|talk]]) 15:57, 7 May 2014 (UTC)

==Are we sure that Barb doesn't have dementia?==

Title. Obviously, being a lifelong emotional manipulator, she's "played up" her senility for the camera, but Chris has mentioned it before and she's not getting any younger. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 06:21, 14 July 2021 (UTC)
:When did he mention it? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 07:11, 14 July 2021 (UTC)
:: [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04272017|Here]] and [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|here]]. Chris didn't explicitly say that Barb had it, but Chris doesn't seem like the kind of person who would look up that kind of thing without outside influence. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 11:32, 14 July 2021 (UTC)
::: Looks like he picked up the term from a care-giving class. "Last three Wednesdays I've uh, been attending a care-giving classes over at the Martha Jefferson. Uh, to help- To expand my mind on uh, care-giving for my mom around here and there. That was good, I have definitely learned a lot in my noggin' and I have paper materials to help out with that. Among which a few of the highlights, uh, definitely learned more about uh, dementia and that being the umbrella term for all the mental conditions and what not." He seems to talk about it like an interesting word he learned rather than being about Barb specifically, and he tried applying it to himself for a bit. He denied that Barb had dementia [[August 2019 social media posts#Barb ain't dead yet + Magi-Chan's likes|a couple years after]] (at the end of tweet chain). [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:21, 14 July 2021 (UTC)
:::: Bruh. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 05:41, 3 August 2021 (UTC)

== New video page? ==

Should a new video page be made for the [https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/2557/2557224-a4a0da418db8b2ce05837b311a529fb3.mp4 video of a fan briefly talking to Barb]? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 02:45, 22 September 2021 (UTC)
:I put it under [[Fan visits]] for now. I don't really see a reason to give it its own page at this time, although additional content for explaining who made the video would be greatly appreciated. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 06:50, 22 September 2021 (UTC)

== "Borb"? ==

Dammit even the page is listing "Borb" as one of her nicknames.

Borb never referred to Barb, it refers to both her and Bob. Can we delet this?

:Fixed it, also use 4 ~'s after your comment to generate a signature. [[User:PsychoNerd054|PsychoNerd]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 01:57, 3 November 2021 (UTC)

==New article?==
What if an article for [[Chris and Barbara's post-incest relationship]] is made? Judging from Chris's jail letters, there's a significant change in how the two view each other. Since this is something that would be fitting for both the Chris and Barb articles, maybe one article could be made for it, and linked to on their respective articles? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 03:50, 3 August 2022 (UTC)
:I'd recommend adding a section to [[Affair with Mother]] until there is enough to warrant having it own article. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 04:06, 3 August 2022 (UTC)

Talk:Jail Saga

2022-07-28T19:45:10Z

Finnegan: Removing question, grand jury confirmed.

Talk:Jail Saga

2022-07-28T19:17:03Z

Finnegan: /* Grand Jury? */ new section

==Splitting up article?==

Chris's court case has only just begun, and the info about it is going to keep increasing as time goes on. For clarity and size reasons, I think we should separate his arrest and his court case into separate pages - something like 'Incest arrest' and 'Chris's incest trial.' As is, the current article reads very awkwardly.
--[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 19:09, 23 August 2021 (UTC)

*What about one called 1 August 2021, which chronicles the arrest, then a separate page about the court dates all together (unless they end up being a lot meatier, then we split them into individual pages)? --[[User:VoDKa|VoDKa]] ([[User talk:VoDKa|talk]]) 15:40, 29 August 2021 (UTC)

*The page is quite small at the moment and splitting the topic up right now will only cause confusion; the topic of incest was originally just on the sex page, it became its own page only for the consequences of it to become yet another page; we really don't need 4 pages talking about the exact same thing, 3 seems a bit redundant frankly. --[[User:Necromaster|Necromaster]] ([[User talk:Necromaster|talk]]) 21:58, 29 August 2021 (UTC)

:*Fair enough. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 20:44, 11 September 2021 (UTC)

==Merging this article with the main Incest article==

I know I was proposing a split just a month ago, but I'm actually thinking now we should merge this with the main [[Affair with Mother|Incest]] article, possibly renaming it to 'Incest Saga' to cover the whole situation better. By the nature of the subjects of the articles, they have to discuss one another at length, making lots of redundant sections - but still, each page provides an incomplete picture of the timeline. I propose merging these articles, with separate sections for each stage of the timeline. Here's my basic idea for the structure:

1. Introduction (mostly copied from the Incest article)
2. Prior events (basically copied from the section of the same name on the [[Affair with Mother|Incest]] article)
3. A section covering the actual incest itself (from the incest article)
4. The leaked call and initial fallout (from the incest article)
5. Chris's time at the Inn and his arrest (cobbled together from parts of both articles)
6. Legal timeline (literally just the section from the Arrest & Court Case page)

Getting all the information in one place would help a lot with clarity imo. Thoughts? --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 22:44, 14 September 2021 (UTC)

: I agree with this, having two articles that seem to be covering the same info yet are separate is quite confusing. I don't have much to add to the formatting discussion but I think that merging the two articles and changing the name of the old one would be the smart thing to do. [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 23:17, 15 September 2021 (UTC)
: I think that it may just be a better idea to rework the Incest page to be about Chris's fascination with the act (basically lifting most of the content from the [[Chris and sex]] page) and the communications revealing what he'd done, followed by a separate page covering the arrest. Otherwise, we're going to be dealing with a gigantic article with how long the legal coverage is going to end up being. [[User:KingClark|KingClark]] ([[User talk:KingClark|talk]]) 08:10, 16 September 2021 (UTC)
:: I'll echo the sentiment of KingClark. This page will most likely expand with a new section or two with the coming court case, I think that this page should be its own thing. The incest page should focus on Chris's past views of incest, his relationship with Barbra, and how Bella factored into all of that. [[User:Abaddon|Abaddon]] ([[User talk:Abaddon|talk]]) 08:18, 16 September 2021 (UTC)
::: I also like KingClark's suggestion. The only other thing I'd suggest in addition to that would be to move the section about the emergency protective order to this page, since it's more connected to the legal consequences than the act itself. The page could be renamed something like 'Incest legal consequences.' --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 13:49, 16 September 2021 (UTC)

== Rename ==

The fact that the title contains 'August 2021' is a little bit misleading, since it's way past August by now, and doesn't really describe the article well. I propose we rename the article to something a bit more accurate or concise. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 21:04, 18 September 2021 (UTC)
* A creative name has to be made for it though: the Jail of Fail saga? The Prison-chu saga? The Passion of the Chris?—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:Necromaster|Necromaster]] ([[User talk:Necromaster|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/Necromaster|contribs]]) 22:00, 27 October 2021

== "Second and third letters from jail" section ==

I don't think they deserve their own section. It could easily be condensed to a few sentences in the previous section. The first letter deserves one because Chris incriminated himself so deeply, and thus is relevant to the court case. But these don't really hold much relevance to the actual topic. --[[User:4CentUser|4CentUser]] ([[User talk:4CentUser|talk]]) 16:26, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

:Sounds good. [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:53, 22 October 2021 (UTC)

== Jail vs Prison ==

Someone pointed out that that there's inconsistent usage of jail/prison and suggested that "prison" be renamed to "jail" for now since Chris has not yet been sent to prison. Thoughts? [[User:Hurtful Truth Level|Hurtful Truth Level]] ([[User talk:Hurtful Truth Level|talk]]) 19:01, 2 January 2022 (UTC)

:I already changed the article name. I also feel that we should change all instances of "prison" to "jail" for consistency's sake. [[User:PsychoNerd054|Psycho]] ([[User talk:PsychoNerd054|talk]]) 19:06, 2 January 2022 (UTC)

== Grand Jury? ==

Should we conclude that the fourth court appearance conclude in the case being heard by a grand jury as multiple people have conformed or should we wait until some more information is available, it is well past the time Chris was in court and he is still shown as in custody on vinelink. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 19:17, 28 July 2022 (UTC)

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2022-07-18T21:49:28Z

Finnegan:

Talk:Akan

2022-06-28T05:14:27Z

Finnegan:

==Payday==
I think the reason why Akan was important in the idea guy saga, if I recall, was because the idea guys got Chris to play Payday 2 wherein there is a Hardcore Henry DLC where you scan clones from one of Akan's labs in Russia. This I feel would be worth mentioning as I doubt Chris knows of the character outside of Payday 2. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 03:55, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

I would definitely mention the fact that he was in Payday 2 and that Chris has played the game (I know there is a source for the latter, probably on one of the gaming pages) but unless there is evidence of Chris relating the two, I don't think we should be conjecturing - it could very well be a coincidence. I do recall that there is a tweet somewhere in the social media articles where he finally watched Hardcore Henry long after the fact. [[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 07:58, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

It's extremely relevant given the Idea Guys' obsession with Payday 2 and how they even turned Alec into a Payday villain. Shit, we might even need to make a Payday article! --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 20:48, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

== Page of the Week! ==

Just making this entry to say that I'm elated this article got page of the week. I joined the Cwcki wanting to update the Sonichu lore articles and raise awareness of all the insanity that had befallen Cwcville since the Dimensional Merge saga began. I'm really happy to see I achieved my goal and I hope this generates even more interest in Sonichu lore and the insane changes Chris has made to his little world. --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 20:47, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

==Akan as a coping mechanism rewrite?==

While this section works well as cap off for the article I'm not sure if it's entirely accurate. Chris hasn't mentioned Akan in years, he sees himself as God, and disregards any inconsistencies with his premonitions as "da merge" rater than any one thing. I'm fairly certain there were a number of reasons Chris "renounced his religion" mostly being his adoption of the Neptunia bullshit and his own preconceived narrative which would evolve into him believing he's Jesus. Also, although it's my opinion, I didn't think Hardcore Henry was mediocre. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 05:14, 28 June 2022 (UTC)

User:Finnegan

2022-06-18T23:08:58Z

Finnegan:

This is a test page

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The 1989 Tiananmen Square protests, commonly known in mainland China as the June Fourth Incident (Chinese: 六四事件, liùsì shìjiàn), were student-led demonstrations in Beijing (the capital of the People's Republic of China) for the establishment of basic human and press rights and against the Communist-led Chinese government in mid-1989. More broadly, it refers to the popular national movement inspired by the Beijing protests during that period, sometimes called the '89 Democracy Movement (Chinese: 八九民运, bājiǔ mínyùn). The protests were forcibly suppressed after Chinese Premier Li Peng declared martial law. In what became known as the Tiananmen Square Massacre, troops with assault rifles and tanks fired at the demonstrators trying to block the military's advance towards Tiananmen Square. The number of civilian deaths was internally estimated by the Chinese government to be near or above 10,000.

六四事件，又稱六四天安門事件，中華人民共和國政府称为1989年政治风波，廣義上指八九民運，是自1989年4月開始，由大學生在北京市天安門廣場發起，持续近两個月的全國性示威運動[6][7]。狹義上又指六四清場，即1989年6月3日晚間至6月4日凌晨，中国人民解放军、中国人民武装警察部队和人民警察在北京天安門廣場对示威集会进行的武力清场行动。

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==Fighting Spam Bots==

(Spam bots have since been eliminate but I will keep this up for prosperity)

The CWCki is a great place but is the target of spam bots. Here are some suggestions I have on how to fight spammers:

1. Spam Sniping

America's second favorite past time. If you see an obvious spam bot (a user page that reads like a blog with a ton of external links) or spam page (reads like a blog or ad with a ton of external links) then edit the page and put "delete|spambot/spam" with two curly brackets on either side at the at the top of the page. This will nominate the page for deletion.

2. Limit day-one edits

I'm not sure how much can be done to limit newly registered users but if possible limiting edits, particularly creating new pages, for the first 24 hours may be allow the admins to weed out spam bots as the captcha doesn't seem to stop these bots from making edits. The downside to this is that legitimate new uses will suffer, so this may not be the best.

3. Spam tagging bots

Employment of bots which use certain criteria to silently tag spam bots may be the most effective combative force against the bots. Targeting new users who post external links on their user page may be an easy way to find these bots but also certain phrases and even names may also be easy giveaways that a user is actually a spam bot.

4. Expand the registration process

This may confuse or impede the automated process spammers use to get bots on the wiki. Asking questions such as "What is Chris' medial made of?" or "What happened in China on June 4th?" may allow for legitimate users to create accounts but stop bots.

==The CWCki is back up motherfuckers!==

It's all good... for now

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