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CWC's Sonichu Site!

2021-10-02T07:54:15Z

Flargbiter: changed "10-day" to "10 year" since it was up from 2000 to 2009

[[File:Scom.PNG|thumb|250px|Bright gaudy background colors seem to be mandatory on vanity pages.]]

'''CWC's Sonichu Site!''' (full title: '''The Official & The Originial '''''[sic]'' '''From Christian Weston Chandler the Sonichu and Rosechu Site!''') was Chris's homepage for the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' franchise. It existed in various incarnations from [[2000]] to [[August 2009]], and was a regular target of hacking by trolls following Chris's discovery in 2007. Half a decade later, Chris's Facebook friends helped him make a new site, which was pretty much non-functional and error-ridden during its astonishing 10-year life.

==Design==
Chris liked to harp on how he took two HTML classes and likes to construct his page on [[Wikipedia:Netscape Composer|Netscape Composer]], a mercifully discontinued software product. It is fairly obvious that either the HTML classes didn't teach good web design principles, or Chris slept through those sections.

The main hub of the Sonichu site was the front page. Chris dumped everything on the front page, all of the content centered. Chris also added things to the page in random places with little thought as to where they would go, and didn't really have the time and energy to update the page. In its later incarnations, the page had mentions of ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' material, Chris's changes to the comic, and had "[[Copyright]] CWC and [[Nintendo]]", long after the end of the [[Miyamoto Saga]].

Chris's site also boasted that it was a member of the "Super [[Sonic]] Webring"; closer inspection reveals that Chris's site is not listed as a member of the webring, and Chris failed to insert the correct codes (i.e., he failed to put in his member ID, leaving "_SITE_ID_HERE_" in the links) – this simple failure to follow very simple setup instructions may have been why he was not approved as a member, as Webring owners usually checked this. His Fastcounter link is also broken. In its earliest incarnations Chris had a MIDI playing in the background, just to get that old Web 1.0 feel.

===Sonichu-Fans (2008)===
'''Sonichu-Fans''' was a small sub-site of Sonichu.net, created by [[PandaHalo]], and meant for use by Chris's [[fans]]. Chris introduced it with:

{{quotebox|**NEW and OFFICIALLY APPROVED, it is the Sonichu & Rosechu Fan Site, AKA the OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Chat Page.** It is worth CHECKING OUT, what with the APPROVED Fan Content from my well-trusted Webmaster of the Page. Including Sonichu & Rosechu Bio Blocks, Coloring Pages, a few bits of Random Intelligence from the TRUE Man Behind the Electric-Hedgehog, Christian Weston Chandler. And OF COURSE the Well-Created, Java-Designed Sonichu & Rosechu Chat Box for the TRUE, GOOD, LOYAL Sonichu & Rosechu Fans to gather and chat (Sometimes I'll make an appearance to answer some questions).}}

Most of the site's features were never really created. Its most notable feature was "Sonichu fan chat", a Java [[IRC]] applet that connected to [[Sonichu (IRC chat)|Rizon's #sonichu channel]]. In the days following its introduction, Chris appeared in the fan chat in person a few times.

===Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack (early 2009 – May 2009)===
{{main|Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack}}

After the nuclear winter following the release of [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]], Chris had made a solemn promise not to release any more naughty imagery. Naturally, he had to break this vow when he found out about the [[Sonichu Girls]] forum and wanted to impress the members.

== Content ==
===Earliest Appearance===
[[File:Sonichu site original.png|thumb|The incredibly garish original appearance.]]
In terms of content, Chris's Sonichu site was at first almost identical to [[CWC's Pokésite 2]]. There were links to game reviews, his [[Sonichu's News Dash!]], his [[Wall of Originals|original Sonic cards]], and most importantly, a link to his "About the Author" page. Guests could listen to a remixed version of "Sonic Boom" The main visual portrayed Sonic and Sonichu as equals, and the centered text didn't even play up Sonichu. It read simply:
[[File:193-soniclgo.jpg|thumb|Original main visual.]]
{{quotebox|
Welcome...

To my new Sonic the Hedgehog Site!

Enjoy your visit. 8)

Please visit again for many Updates, be sure to Bookmark us, and be sure to tell your friends about us, too. And, Please sign my Guestbook.}}

As Chris created new minor sites over the years, such as his [[Hot Wheels]] page and his [[LEGO|Bionicle]] site, he provided links. In 2002, he added something called "The Sonichu Chronicles Slideshow." In general, he does not seem to have given much attention to the site during its first several years.

===The influence of the [[Love Quest]]===
In 2003 and 2004, Chris's life became focused on the Love Quest, and in early 2004, he reinvented the Sonichu Site as a platform for advertising himself and his artistic geinus.

{{quotebox|*We interrupt this view with a special bulliten, the Sonichu Site is finally updated with all new GameCube and Game Boy Advance information. 8)
And the All New Sonichu's News Dash! Newsletter!}}

The reinvigorated News Dash, of course, was more than anything else a tool to acquire a girlfriend. Chris also added his romantic fantasy [[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]. His "About the Author" section was updated to include one of his first lists of qualifications for a sweetheart. He also highlighted Sonichu's first appearance in ''Nintendo Power'' magazine, and the later "personal ad" in the magazine in which he discussed his [[noviophobia]]. By 2006, the central visual on the site was a cartoon representation of Chris himself, and the "About the Author" section was the first and most important link, given priority even over [[Sonichu 0|issue #0 of ''Sonichu'']].

Links to new issues of ''Sonichu'' were added as they appeared. At a moment of writer's block, he wrote:

{{quotebox|*The uploading of the Sonichu Issues #3 and 4 images were inspired by the local Sonichu Fan Club of Charlottesville, Virginia.*

<nowiki>*</nowiki>Thank You all for reminding me to get off my duff and back to drawing the fun Sonichu comics.* :j

As a man of my word, I promise them and you all that there will be many more issues to come onto CWC's Sonichu Site!}}

Upon [[Megan]]'s rejection, he temporarily lost inspiration, and had to note:

{{quotebox|*Sonichu Issue Number Six is still in the works, as I progress through my lonesome depression.}}

As with all his sites, he used the site to scream about [[Adam Stackhouse]] and the [[Parappa Contest]].

Shortly after producing his [[DVD]], he highlighted his new educational video, and indicated that he was starting to receive some ridicule for his opinions:

{{quotebox|For the benefit of the Present and the Future beyond my 25th Birthday on Februrary 24, 2007, I have created this movie which was on the "Christian Weston Chandler... Yep, I'm On T.V." DVD.

So, I present for you all, straight from my Director's Cut, "[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|Christian Weston Chandler's Future Message]] 022407."

Enjoy, Learn, and [[homos|Stay Straight]] (I AM SERIOUS).}}

===Chris discovers his fanbase===
According to plan, by mid-2008 Chris believed that he had an extensive fanbase, and he started to make demands. In August he made a significant update to the site with a statement he also placed on his [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog|blog]], a spiel about how amazing his game will be if you'd just take the time to flood the Nintendo and SEGA forums demanding it be made. Chris is careful to announce that he will be reducing his own presence in the story, shortly before explaining that the entire plot of the game will be about him:

{{quotebox|'''An Important Update'''

With the Sonichu Fanbase growing wildly with lots of energtic Hype, I am ready to take '''Sonichu''' and my world of '''Cwcville''' back to Nintendo of America and SEGA of America. And upon the unity in business between '''Nintendo''', the company who provided me with my second gaming system, the Game Boy, after my very first '''Commodore 64''' computer, '''SEGA''', the company who introduced '''Sonic the Hedgehog''' as not only my Life-Long Hero, after the American Rabbit, but as the True Role Model Icon I am proud to have learned some of my attitudes and beliefs from since 1991, and myself, '''Christian Weston Chandler''', we will make Sonichu and Rosechu and their world being more Real than I was able to make them by myself with pen and markers in hand, and a vasly-knowledgeable imagination.

You won't be able to truly say you've "Caught Them All", until you've caught the Original Sonichu and Rosechu in a CWC Approved Nintendo/Sega Pok'emon Lightning Version on GBA and DS to catch a great share of the other currently avilable '''Four Hundred and Ninty-Three''' Pok'emon.

Think you know the ins and outs of Sonichu and Rosechu, wait until Season Two of the Comic Book Series, likely to start within the year 2009. I will withdraw myself from being as intrusive in the series as I have been so far; I've been selfish, and I'm tired of drawing myself so much. See how I take my leave of Cwcville in the Season Finale, to hopefully be uploaded and on the Sonichu Site 4th Quarter, 2008 or 1st Quarter, 2009.

And because I've been hogging the spotlight, you don't know Sonichu and Rosechu as you properly should. In the first CWC Approved Release of the "Sonichu's Adventure" video game, with Nintendo and SEGA's help, on Nintendo Wii (although it was intended originally for Gamecube), with compatibility with the Wii Classic Controler as well as Gamecube Contoller, with rumble functionality hopefully. Sonichu is more than Lightning and Lightning-Speed, and Rosechu is more than delightful Bolts and Heart-Felt for Sonichu. Play on, as they rescue each other from the darkest evil that has manifested itself within some recycled nuts and bolts on the moon. And what a storyline it will have, based mostly from the comics with the duo and the Chaotic Combo as well.

And I HAVE the idea for the Video Game for myself, if I can swing that with SEGA as well, an epic tale of my tragic Adult Life straight from my tortured heart and soul. I will bring the pain to the Jerkops, I will kick Mary Lee Walsh into her cauldron to burn, as well as the other villians. And I will have support from my Electric-Hedgehogs, my mother and father, my Closest Gal-Pals who I've grown to love; '''Megan Schroeder''' and '''Anna McLerran''' to name a couple, sparingly in the game. And I will square-off in the TRULY SELF-EPIC Battle between me, and my Dark Half. I plan to have THIS GAME ALONE go Multi-Console between Nintendo Wii, Playstation 2 and Playstation 3 (with downloadable content).

'''And All This CAN come to Fruition... with YOUR HELP!'''

The populace of Sonichu, Rosechu and Christian Chandler fans. All I ask for in minimum, is to contact Nintendo of America AND SEGA of America by way of POSTING in their respective FORUMS, sending them E-Mails, and, HIGHLY Recommended, Hand-Written Letters to BOTH Companies, that You Want Sonichu, and that they should get in touch with me, Christian Weston Chandler, via Telephone or Snail-Mail, or In Person. Both Companies have my information in their computers, as I have written to them a number of times in my lifetime.

'''Who do you want to catch?'''

Sonichu and Rosechu!

'''Who's the Underdog Director you've grown to know?'''

Christian Weston Chandler!

'''When Do You Want Nintendo and SEGA to Talk to Me to EVOLVE Sonichu and Rosechu more Realistically?'''

'''NOW!!!'''}}

His fans were instrumental in helping Chris win a [[Guitar Hero]] [[GameStop Be A Star Sweepstakes|contest]]:

{{quotebox|**Vote for Me to get me as possibly a Playable Character in a Future Guitar Hero Game, with Sonichu & Rosechu in my Band!**

ONLY the above Picture is Officially on that Sweepstakes Page, and the matching "gid" in the address is equal ONLY TO 1252; ALL OTHER GID NUMBERS of any similar pictures of myself are IMPOSTORS. Please Report them to the Sweepstakes People, especially the one I've found whose GID is 1503.}}

{{quotebox|Your Voices Have Been TRULY HEARD!

I just got the Legitimate Call from the GameStop Corporation in Texas Yesterday, and I AM THE TRUE FIRST WINNER of the $400 Gift Card Weekly Winners. Now all there is to do, is wait and hope that they pick me to be a Playa in a Future Guitar Hero Game, with Sonichu & Rosechu in my band.

Thank You All, my Loyal Sonichu & Rosechu Fans!}}

He also discussed his utilization of [[Little Big Planet]] to advertise Sonichu:

{{quotebox|'''Playstation 3 2nd Anniversary LittleBiGPlanet Level.'''

My loyal fans, I am finishing my 18th episode comic. But Also, I have Published a New LittleBiGPlanet Level, "[[PS3 History Level|LBC1-CWC's Playstation 3 History]]" for a chance to win the RARE Crown for my Sonichu Sackboy (See Image of Sonichu in LBP above). Anyway, ALL of you who play LBP on your PS3, or plan to do so, Please Heart this Level (Hearting is like "Favoriting"); the Top 5 Levels will consist of those "LBC1-" Levels with the MOST HEARTS.

I have also uploaded a video onto YouTube of a Play-Through of the Level, so enjoy. :)}}

He was excited to learn that this effort paid off:

{{quotebox|I have CAUGHT Media Molecule's Attention with MY LBC1-Level! And to quote them,

{{quoteboxred|CWC's PLAYSTATION 3 History Level

Brought to use by Sonichu, his PLAYSTATION 3 History level is a definitely must see. Complete with a series of mini- games and innovative mechanisms, we were enthralled by the amount of content and PS3 features the level was able to highlight. We especially like how Sonichu took full advantage of the PLAYSTATION Eye by presenting a detailed lineup of various movies and games from the PLAYSTATION / BlueRay family.}}

Thank You, Media Molecule; YOU have just made my Thanksgiving Day of 2008! :D

I also have a few more ideas of improvement, like an area above the Game/Blu-Ray selection with games and Movies that I don't have in my Collection that ARE CHOICE.

If you have any suggestions, please e-mail your PS3 Game/Blu-Ray Movie Choices List to me @ ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com, or send me a message over the Playstation Network to my PSNID: Sonichu.

Happy Thanksgiving to ALL my Sonichu & Rosechu Fans, Sony and Media Molecule! :D}}

===Trolls seize control===
Soon, Chris believed that he was in contact with Nintendo, and reassured his fans:

{{quotebox|'''**From the WORDS of my Nintendo Lawer**'''

Just to put the MATTER TO REST, from the words of my Nintendo Lawyer, who has been Most Trustworthy and Helpful, states in an e-mail he sent to me Janurary 7, 2008, and I quote:

SEGA has never disaproved of the Sonichu franchise, even when I directly conversed with the head of their Legal department (which they also have In-house), You don't have to worry about any legal issue, unless I inform you of a problem I have come across, Otherwise it is false or rumor.

SO, I TELL YOU ALL IN THE FANBASE, IT IS ALL GOOD BETWEEN NINTENDO AND SEGA ON SONICHU, ROSECHU AND ALL STORY PARTS THEREIN.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES!

COME ON, PLAYSTATION 3 & LITTLEBiGPLANET! :D}}

When [[JK Productions]] got in touch in August 2008, he included a link:

{{quotebox|Also, for the Video Game Ideas, The Official CWC Approved Sonichu Video Game Blog is up and running at <nowiki>http://sonichugame.blogspot.com/</nowiki>.}}

But on 11 September 2008, in part because of opposition from his video game partner, he declared:

{{quotebox|**After Serious Consideration and numerous complaints, I HAVE REMOVED the explicit sexual pages from EPISODE 17 of Comic #8, And as GOD Promised NEVER again to Flood the earth with a Rainbow over Noah's Ark, I cast My Rainbow of Promise to NEVER AGAIN Draw or Upload any Further Images between Sonichus and Rosechus in EPISODE 18 of Comic #8, as well as ALL Future Comics, that depict explicit sexuality. I, Chritian Weston Chandler, Humbly and Sincerely, From the Bottom of my Heart, Apologize to EVERYONE who has read the 17th Episode before September 10, 2008, after the Waterloo of an Episode was uploaded on September 9, 2008. Thank you for your Patronage and Growing Fanbase.**

Also, after a good number of e-mails sent from my fanbase, I have removed the anatomy of Sonichu & Rosechu from the 17th Episode, and I have re-uploaded the two pages of Rosechu's sampling of Centerfold pics. Also, look forward to more similar pics in the side-project of that mentioned parody of "Pokeboy" magazine, that will feature sexy pics, and short biographies, of some of the female characters in bathing suits or bra/panties featured so far in the world of Sonichu & Rosechu to further ensue my Peaceful Protest against the Slanderous E.D. Page.

<nowiki>**</nowiki>No Target date has been set for the one-issue magazine.**}}

When Chris suffered a major hacking, he reassured his readers on 17 September 2008:

{{quotebox|It's been a rough day for me on this 17th of September, but I am recovering over time.}}

On 11 December 2008, he warned:

{{quotebox|'''IMPORTANT REMINDER'''

I have NOT YET APPROVED any Sonichu or Rosechu Merchandise, yet someone has POSED as me and said that I had "approved" some t-shirtS; '''DO NOT BUY!''' They have NOT received my official consent or approval AT ALL.}}

===2009: The final months===

In early 2009, Chris was contacted by the creative minds behind Nintendo and entered into [[Miyamoto Saga|discussions]] to turn Sonichu into a video game. In compliance with their wishes, he posted:

{{quotebox|'''Restoration Update, January 15, 2009:'''

Sonichu.net is FULLY RESTORED (with a sacrifice; I could not restore the [[Transformers|Bionicle Site]]; it will be remembered). The only item remaining is the Restoration of the Sub-Domain Sonichu & Rosechu Fan Site from my [[PandaHalo|Sweetheart and Partner]].

The Comic Book [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|Changes]] previously Advised by [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Mr. Miyamoto]] are listed below

* Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha will be known as Shin-Ye-Ha-Me-Ha

* Mary Lee Walsh will be known as Slaweel Ryam the Witch

* Sarah Nicole Hammer (Spicer) will be known as Nicole Rammer

* Wes Iseli will be known as Walter Grisby

* Hanna to Fandanna

* Bagget to Dagget

* Megan Schroeder, although personally agreed for me to use her name and such, she will continued to be known affectionately as Meg-Chan.

* Jason Kendrick Howell and Kathleen [redacted] will only be reffered to by ther FIRST NAMES ALONE.

* Laura Beth Dorazio to Laura B. Dorzio

* Joseph Herring to Joe Herr

* Joseph Cole Smithey (my half-brother/NYC Movie Reviewer on colesmithey.com) to "Joe Cool" Smithey

<nowiki>**</nowiki>Also Real-Life product and store placements have either been removed or changed, such as "Trojan" to "Jimmy", and the AXE Ad being removed.}}

A short time later, he suffered one in a series of hacking attempts, and on 3 February he announced:

{{quotebox|**Attention! As .NET was OFFICIALLY DENOUNCED and cited as Obsolete, the Troll, [[Jason Kendrick Howell|J.K.H.]] has uploaded his COPIED FILES and such to make a Copycat of the NEW, TRUE Sonichu & Rosechu Site that is NOW, as of January 16, 2009, Sonichu.info. DO NOT BELIEVE ANYTHING that is ON .net from the 16th of January. Besides which, you can SEE A NUMBER of differences that seperate ''[sic]'' the TRUE Sonichu & Rosechu Site from the Obsolete and now FAKE, sonichu.net.

I'd list the differences, but I feel that the True, Loyal Fanbase can tell the Differences, and KNOW to update their bookmarks as such. Also, I have uploaded a Self-Recoreded [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|Update Video]] onto YouTube advertising the FACT.}}

After yet another hacking of one of his domains, Chris wrote on 9 April 2009:

{{quotebox|'''**Welcome to Cwcville.com**'''

Finally Back UP AND RUNNING again after the past "[[Julie]]" Fiasco.
I am currently drawing pages for the #9 Book, and more pages will be drawn/colored at a rate of 3 pages-a-day, with due inspiration from my Sweetest [[Ivy]]. I may have lost the third hand-made medal, but I still have my whitty, charming and humble personality. And with God and Jesus Guiding me to my Prayers' Answer, I shall perservere.

* The currently colored/uncolored hand-drawn pages for Book #9 will be uploaded within the next few days from today, the 9th of April, Y2K9.

* A Good (Suitable for Youth and Teens) Fan Art Section will be added in the near future to Cwcville.com.

* Maybe a Cwcville Map to navigate between the Sonichu Site, and the few other sub-sites, and sections.

* No dang dirty Trolls will keep me down.

Love and Peace,

"Christopher" Christian Weston Chandler.}}

On 1 May he updated:

{{quotebox|'''The Sonichu Quiz is on BUZZ! Quiz TV (Another good reason to get a Playstation 3).'''

Yes, BUZZERS! I have officially uploaded two Official Sonichu and Rosechu [[Quizzes]] on MyBUZZQuiz.com, as well as a quiz about me personally, and the [[Dating Education]] Quiz (minus one True/False question and the Essay Portion) is on there too.

Also, the #9 Book is progressing at a steady, consistant pace, and will be uploaded in shortly a due time. I express my deepest gratitude for your paitence in my time to create, while I am also surrounded by stressful inputs from the Trolls, financial news and other recent news topics as well.

But I thank God and Jesus Every Day for sending '''Ivy''' My Way, and I look forward to her arrival into my home and into my arms. :)}}

After one final hacking, Chris gave up on this site altogether and shifted his attention to [[Wikipedia]] and the [[CWCipedia]].

== Hosting history ==
===Primordial origins (August 2000 – 2007)===
The original incarnation of the Sonichu Site was hosted on the near-legendary free host for crappy personal web pages, [[Wikipedia:Tripod.com|Tripod]], at <nowiki>http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm</nowiki> (http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm). As the site was launched back when it was not yet a crime to violate aesthetics and common sense in web design, Chris's page blended right in. Before this, [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] and [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] had been hosted on AcmeCity (go.com), another popular host for ineptly cobbled-together personal pages.

Chris even reminisces about his "Sonichu Site Filing Facility Hosted by Tripod" in [[Sonichu 10|issue #10]], not that it makes any frigging sense. It is probably just some sort of a comic-page manifestation of a psychotic break. He calls this "burning the Tripod bridge". The fact that trolls hacked the site must have been particularly traumatizing to Chris.

In the comic, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] defeats some devil [[trolls]], moves his files away from Tripod, and bombs the crap out of the site. He then says, "Tripod was weak, in security, and it lacked the support for Flash media, anyway." In truth, Chris's site was hacked due entirely to his weak passwords and sloppy security practices. For example, in security questions, he has put in answers that could be looked up from the web; everyone knows his [[Mary Poppins|favorite film]]. Unfortunately, the [[CWCipedia]] didn't support [[Wikipedia:Flash animation|Flash]] either – otherwise, his fans would have been thrilled to see what kind of craziness his two HTML classes could have inspired him to create.

===sonichu.net (2007 – January 2009)===
This was established in [[2007]], sometime after trolls registered [[sonichu.com]] (in Christian's words, "nothing but net").

On 8 [[January 2009]], Chris emailed the password to [[Gregg Mays]], who hacked the site and ended up prompting Chris to show his [[fangs]]. On the 12th, the site was restored after he made Chris make a video [[I am STRAIGHT|saying that he is straight]]. Four days after this, [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|the site was hacked again]] by the now-named [[Clyde Cash]], posing as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]].

A day later on January 17th, the domain and password were put on [[eBay]] for auction<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20090122041338fw_/http://cgi.ebay.com:80/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=250359106953]</ref> and was eventually sold by January 27th. After being sold, the domain was used to feature a video of Chris practicing kissing with his hand, and by Late-February, was used as a Meatspin mirror site.

Sometime between late August to late September until around Early 2010, the domain was used to host a mirror of the site onetruecwcville.net, which was a [[parody]] CWCville homepage, until reverting back into a Meatspin mirror in February 2010. A year later, the website's domain expired, redirecting the domain to a holding page.

After its initial expiration, the domain was re-registered in February 2015 for a year and redirected to the website of the Sydney Christadelphian Youth Circle.

Currently, as of 2016, the domain is owned by Skenzo and redirects to various spam/scam websites.

=== sonichu.info (January 2009) ===
This domain was quickly established on 19 [[January 2009]] to replace sonichu.net, and ended up getting hacked almost immediately. When the man takes you away, do not resist. The domain later redirected to sonichu.110mb.com.

As of 2012, the sonichu.info domain is owned by sedo.com, a parking domain site.

===sonichuandrosechu.com (February 2009 – August 2009)===
After a hiatus, on 4 February 2009, Chris relaunched his site on this domain. This incarnation was most notable for seeing the debut of Chris's official Rule 34 section, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]], Which had launched on the 12th.

It lasted a little longer than the Sonichu.info site, but then Chris gave the password to [[BlueSpike#Julie|Julie]], with predictable results.

For many years, the site was down but by 2013 was put up for sale again. It was later bought and re-registered for a year in February 2015 (along with the sonichu.net domain) and redirected to the site of the Sydney Christadelphian Youth Circle.

As of 2016, the domain is held by cybersquatters and redirects to various spam/scam websites.

===cwcville.com (April 2009 – May 2009)===
[[Image:Hackedbyjosh.jpg|right|thumb|An image of the website after getting hacked (again).]]
After another pause, Chris relaunched his site at this domain on 9 [[April 2009]], after purchasing the domain a few days prior on the 6th. Since Chris didn't know how to manage the mess of links he had created, some remained broken, such as the one to [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]. Guests had to change the domain name to visit it. Da major update he made to this site was to paste his [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|autobiography]] after it got deleted from [[Wikipedia]].

On 15 [[May 2009]], this domain was hacked as well, with it's content replaced with [[Homos|gay pride]] imagery and a message that demanded the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]]. This was later replaced with images of [[Joshua Martinez]] and [[Vanessa Hudgens]], which gave suggestion that they had some sort of [[sweethearts|relationship]]. By the 19th, the site went offline and was turned into a GoDaddy holding page.

As of December 2010, the domain as been owned by the company Huge Domains, and the only times the domain was used again during this period was a redirect to a Christian book shop in 2012 and in February 2019 when the domain was purchased by a company called NameStrategies LLC,<ref>[https://www.namebright.com/cwcville.com]</ref> but in April 2019 it had been suspended and so has gone back to Huge Domains.

===<nowiki>http://www.spergweb.com/SonichuOnline</nowiki> (November 2014)===
On 20 [[November 2014]], Chris's Facebook [[white knight]] [[Kenneth Erwin Englehardt|Kenneth Englehart]] created the first Sonichu website in five years, so that Chris would have a place where he could dump his [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arm ramblings]]. While this motive may at first seem in line with those of Chris's trolls – encouraging Chris to produce new content is a unanimous goal –, Kengle's reasoning was more unusual. A man in his 50s who still lived with his parents, Kengle's primary goal in life was to befriend Chris by giving him a safe space to vent his tard-rage. From the start, the site was barely functional and drenched in the amateurish 90s HTML stylings that only two unemployed adult autists could achieve. At least one page was made, Chris's partial biography, directly copied from his [[Chris's Wikipedia profile|Wikipedia profile]]. Links suggested that the site would eventually contain Sonichu character profiles, the comics themselves, and other classic Chris content. Note that although the site was officially meant to be about Sonichu, Ken's priority was the vanity page about Chris himself.

The site also contained a forum with very strict moderation. Some users from [[Kiwi Farms]] made accounts so they could dick around, but the site collapsed before they could have their accounts verified. Presumably, Ken intended to coerce Chris into posting, but of course this never happened.

The page received DDoS attacks from [[weens]] almost immediately after its creation, and it provided the user with 404 errors. Ken had inexplicably hosted the site on the domain "[[Asperger syndrome|sperg]]web.com." It is not clear why Ken chose this domain to host a site for Chris, a guy known for being a notorious Asperger hater, but this stupid decision resulted in Chris expressing a general distrust of the site. One of Chris's white knights at the ass-patting [[Keep Sonic Original]] festival assured him that the site was being "redesigned".

The website is now shut down permanently. Kengle confirmed this on his Facebook, claiming that he has "other things going on in life", what with his stamp collecting and all. It's more likely that Kengle saw Chris's complaint about the site as some kind of threat to their potential friendship and immediately nuked the site, so as not to offend Great Director Chandler. This makes Spergweb the shortest-lived website Chris has ever technically owned, lasting a mere ten days.

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==See also==
* [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]]
* [[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]
* [[CWCipedia]]
* [[CWCki|Sonichu.com]]
* [[Chris and the Internet]]

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==External links==
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/ An archived of version of the original Sonichu site in all of its homely autistic glory]

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[[Category:Chris's websites]]

BronyCon 2017

2021-05-28T01:14:17Z

Flargbiter: Removed a superfluous comma

{{quote|[[Magi-Chan]] was my escort and bodyguard the whole weekend. Even though, to most, it appeared I was dancing a duet solo, I was literally dancing with Magi-Chan, my guardian angel.|Chris on interacting with one of his [[imaginary friends]].<ref name=magi>[[:File:MergeComic6.jpg]]</ref>}}

[[File:Bc2 mlp1 (see summary for hi-res link).jpg|thumb|right|250px|Totes Lez.]]
'''BronyCon 2017''' was the ninth iteration of the annual convention for fans of [[My Little Pony|''My Little Pony'']]. The 2017 convention ran from 11 August to 13 [[August 2017]] at the Baltimore Convention Center in Baltimore, Maryland.

This was Chris' first BronyCon, and it would prove a major influence on the direction of his ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comic – the notable outcome being his ''Pony'' fanfiction, [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]. The trip also marks a point in Chris's rejection of [[reality]] – during the convention, he believed his imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]] was present with him, even dancing with thin air under the belief that Magi-Chan was his dance partner.

==Background==
Chris drove all the way to Baltimore to visit the convention, staying for the full three days, spending the money he had taken from [[Patreon]] instead of on bills (causing a two-week delay in shipping his August books to patrons).<ref>[[August 2017 Patreon posts#Blew patron funds on BronyCon, can't ship books]]</ref> While he was there, Chris took many pictures with some of the show's staff, as well as other fans. He also made several new drawings over the course of the event; some of these were signed by voice actresses from the show.

Several fellow bronies from [[4chan]]'s /mlp/ board,<ref name=mlp>http://archive.is/lHRYe</ref> Twitter, and [[Kiwi Farms]] provided photos and reports on their sightings of Chris.

Unlike his [[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Mythbusters|last out-of-state trip]] five years before, he left [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] behind, however she did make him call her twice a day to check up on her.<ref name=clare></ref> One of his friends implied that she was helping Chris by promising to be on call for Barb if she needed help during the weekend.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-19#post-2507095 "a friend asked me to be on call for her mom while she is out of town."</ref>

Overall, Chris's trip to BronyCon went abnormally well and seemingly without incident. He even described feeling "the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life" after returning home.

==Day 1==

Chris met Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress for MLP, talked to her about Sonichu and CWCville,<ref name=clare>[[Clare Porter]]</ref> and got an autograph and a photo with her. He also met [[Clare Porter]], a fan of his. Chris can be seen toting three large bags throughout the convention which apparently contained "the original copies of Sonichu",<ref name=clare></ref> snacks, and toys.

===Gallery===
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File:Bc1 1.jpg|A wild clopper has been spotted!
File:Clopper_Spotting.JPG
File:Clopper Spotting2.png
File:Bc1 2.png
File:Bc1 3.jpg|In line for a panel.
File:cwc bronycon 2017 1.jpg|Donning his brand new [[unicorn cosplay]].
File:Cwc bronycon 2017 3.jpg
File:Bc1 with RarifriendHN.jpg
File:cwc bronycon 2017 2.jpg|With Cathy Weseluck, a voice actress.
File:Spike-sonichu.jpg ‎|"Spike loves Sonichu too. :)"
File:cwc bronycon 2017 4.jpg|"Also, Fluffle licking Vinyl. LOL"
File:Flufflepuff cwc glasses.jpg|"Fluffle Puff looks smart with my glasses; [[Ego|she Knows a Lot. 😋]]"
File:Bc1 - chris card.png|Miiverse card, which he handed out. Note the lazy correction of Christian to Christine.
File:Chris and scared girl.jpg|
File:Bc2017fan.jpg
</gallery></center>

==Day 2==

[[File:Bc2 mlp-soul-min.jpg|thumb|150px]]
An /mlp/ user got Chris's autograph.

{{quoteboxred|I don't know anything about this year's CWC drama, but I'm glad to have my own little souvenir from the Con. After the panel Chris was showing a little girl a binder of Sonichu stuff with a Sonic Rainboom in it, so I took my opportunity.<ref name=mlp></ref>}}

The same user provided an audio clip, apparently of Chris.

<s>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TkJ0kRIb17</s> As of July 2020, file no longer exists.

[[File:Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.jpg|thumb|200px|Another, less shitty shot of Chris at the Gala.]]
Another user reported playing against Chris at poker and accidentally misgendering him, and answered a few questions:

{{quoteboxred|Okay. So who's this Christine? I played poker against her in the tournament and she got really, really fucking mad when I accidentally called her - him.
I never care to call someone by their shitty preferred gender, but fuck you got to give me some time to figure out what you fucking want to be called.

I met her again at the gala and shes been glaring at me. Lol.

I didn't realize she was a meme until I saw pictures. Who is she?}}

{{quoteboxyellow|How did he smell like? Did he joined you at poker? Did you beat him?}}

{{quoteboxred|Bad.

It was a paired tournament so we didn't have be a choice who we played.

And she can't play worth a shit. But she did manage to build off of idiots. She lost it all chasing though.}}

{{quoteboxyellow|Did he say anything else at all? Talked about his comic? Was he alone?}}

{{quoteboxred|Nah. Just a lot of shit about people needing to respect correct genders.}}

[[File:Bc2 mlp3.jpg|thumb|200px]]

A fan complimented Chris on the Sonichu merch he had brought with him:

{{quoteboxred|I found Chris-Chan at a panel and gained his trust.

I asked him if his Sonichu Medallion was authentic, and he said "I am the she that used to be that he that.." and then quickly showed me the first edition of Sonichu.

He wanted to take a selfie with me, and here it is after cropping myself out.

Then he shook my hand for some reason.}}

A 4chan user claimed that Chris was "told off" by convention officials for "going up to guests and saying he's horny," apparently in reference to his plastic unicorn horn. However, there is no solid evidence backing up this claim, and at this point it should be taken with a grain of salt.

Chris appears in voice actor Claire Corlett's vlog for Day 2. Chris is seen briefly at 4:32 in the background, above the Brony wearing the rainbow wig.
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===Awkwardly attempting to socialize at the Gala===

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===Dancing with Magi-Chan===
Takes place directly after above video. Chris dances with imaginary friend [[Magi-Chan]]<ref name=magi></ref> at the ''Grand Galloping Gala'':

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During the early morning hours, Chris was spotted walking away from a parking garage which had closed for the night, leaving him unable to access his car.<ref name=mlp></ref> He took an Uber back to his hotel. Chris would later recap this event in a tweet the following year:
{{quotebox|I was feeling really tired from the shock of the Parking Garage I had my car in CLOSED at Midnight while I was at the Grand Galloping Gala, Immune to Adagio’s manipulations, and dancing with my then future husband, Magi-Chan Sonichu. YAY!<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts#BronyCon thoughts]]</ref>}}

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Bc2 mlp2 (reduced size, see comment).png|Viewing "Keeping Friendship Magic: The Odd Pony Out" panel.
File:Bc2 with Kelly Sheridan.jpg|"Me and Kelly [Sheridan], Times Two!"
File:Chris at Bronypalooza.jpg| Spotted again at Bronypalooza, a BronyCon concert.
File:Blurry Chris spotting.jpg| Chris at the Grand Galloping Gala.
File:Bc2 with imaginary friend.jpg|[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-8-11-2017-chris-spotted-at-bronycon.33187/page-22#post-2507908%7C|"He's sitting here talking to himself and holding his hand out in front himself."]
File:Bc2 mlp4.jpg|Cropped selfie with a fan.
File:Chris with @PopPunkAlto.jpg| Shut-in minds think alike.
File:Bc2 with @BookFag.jpg
File:Chris with @flutterplushies.jpg| Chris in his Gala dress.
File:Chris and @KrazyKariana.jpg| With a gal-pal/potential [[Love Quest|sweetheart]].
File:Chris Posing BC D2.jpg| Chris posing for a photo, legging holes on full display.
File:Bronycon d2 posing with mascots.jpg| With two other unicorns.
File:Chris' belongings at Bronycon.jpg|Chris's belongings.
File:Bc2 mlp5.jpg|Locked out of the parking garage.
File:Bc2 with Tetsuotherobot.jpg |"Just helped out @CWCSonichu with an uber. Worth it."
File:Bronycon2017stall.jpg|Browsing a vendor table.
</gallery></center>

==Day 3==
Chris spent his final day at BronyCon attending a panel, taking pictures with cosplayers and other fans, and no doubt buying more crap he doesn't need with his [[Patreon]] and [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]] money. He wore a [[Chris and fashion|multicolored poncho]] as a top, somehow managing to look even worse than he did for the previous two days.

{{quoteboxred|He's in the Fan Project panel now. He's spent three minutes complaining about his [[trolls]] and how autistic he is, and he turned away the microphone so no one can hear what he's saying.}}

Another anon elaborated:

[[File:Bronycon2017-mlpdash.jpg|left|150px]]
{{quoteboxred|'''Sat near Chris-chan at Bronycon today.'''
It was at the fan project panel, and he even asked a question and rambled on about how he had comics and a fandom (though never explicitly stating it was Sonichu). He even said the "high functioning autistic" line. He also mentioned being trolled, not having many friends, and all that, and I honestly felt kinda bad for him. Though most of the shit he's gotten over the years was his own self inflicted stupidity, so can't feel too bad for him.

But yeah, that's been the weirdest thing at this convention by a loooong shot. Like, at most like 5-10% percent of the thousands people I've seen and heard were weird or cringy, but nearly everyone here is either normal or just standard nerds.

But seeing and hearing Chris-chan, dear God that was hard to deal with...<ref>https://yuki.la/mlp/30721666</ref>}}

{{clear}}

Day 3 pictures of Chris confirm that he wore the same ripped pair of [[Chris and fashion|leggings]] for three consecutive days. Based on his lack of basic hygiene habits, it can be assumed that they were not washed for the entire weekend.

After the con, Chris drove back to Virginia, car-pooling with Magi-Chan.<ref>[[August 2017 tweets#Back from BronyCon, carpooling with Magi-Chan]]</ref>

{{quotebox|On our way back home; Son-Chu, Magi-Chan and I. #BronyCon2017 was Awesome! See y'all next year (or sooner). 😉 ⚡️💖💖💖⚡️ }}

===Videos===
Chris was recorded asking a [[Chris and oration|difficult-to-understand]] question about ad-libbing at the aforementioned panel, but not before greeting them in a jarringly high-pitched voice. He later shared the video on [[Facebook]], with the caption "So cute! :)". {{Infobox/Fanvideo
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| Stardate = 13 August 2017
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'''Chris:''' [''extremely high pitched voice''] Hi again!

'''Panel:''' Hello. Hello.

'''Chris:''' [''creepy laugh''] Ohhhh. But in the ad-libbing talk, ya'll did answer one of my questions, starting with: Y'know, "I like kites," from that episode of ''My Little Pony''.<ref>Editor's note: This is presumably a reference to [https://youtu.be/0JK-Xims7F0 this clip from the show], which also suggests that Kelly Sheridan was in the panel.</ref> I did see ad-lib and [unintelligible] so [mumbles]. Um, what ideal ad-lib would you like to contribute eventually in any show, including My Little Pony, and uh, which ones have you done so far are your personal favorite? Not counting "''I like kites''". [''laughs'']

'''Panel:''' Is that a question for all of us?

The panel's response to Chris is as below:

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[''Continuation of Chris's question from previous video'']

'''Panel:''' Is that a question for all of us?

'''Chris:''' Yes.

'''Panel:''' Okay.

Ad libs? Well, the whole thing with ad libs is it's kind of hard to pre-plan an ad lib because that's the nature of it, is to just kind of make it up on the spot. Kind of as you're saying the lines. So, uh, I mean I guess I'd want to say one that was popular, maybe. I feel like an ad lib for Tho- I don't know if there's Thorax ad libs, but for Vinny I had a lot of ad libs in Littlest Pet Shops, uh, he did [''character voice''] "Uhhhhh, I don't know!" He had lots of weird ad libs.

Normally, we don't get- We're not allowed to ad lib. Whatever is written, uh, in the script is pretty much what we have to say, so, unless you're coughing or laughing or [unintelligible], it stays. It's really standard not to do that. But if I were to pick something I would say, I would love to ad lib more Spike in his sleep. Sleep talking.

===Gallery===
<center><gallery>
File:Chris at the Holiday Inn Express.jpg| Chris fueling up before the con at the Holiday Inn Express.
File:BronyCon-d3-r1.jpg
File:BronyCon-d3-r2.jpg
File:Chris on a bus.jpg| Chris, presumably carpooling to the con.
File:Bronycon 2017 Panel.jpg|The panel Chris visited his final day at Bronycon.
File:Chris' outfit Bronycon day 3.jpg| A head-to-toe view of Chris's Day 3 outfit.
File:Spike in a Pikachu costume.jpg| The second drawing of Spike in a Pikachu costume. This one's only nominally less [[Chris and art|disturbing]] than the first.
‎File:Fluffle Love.jpg| "Lots of Fluffle Love. :)"
File:Chris looking uncomfortable with unknown man.jpg| Looking uncomfortable with a fan.
File:Chris dabbing.jpg| Chris performing the dab to attract a potential sweetheart. Pictured with [[Clare Porter]].
File:CWCmobile.jpg|[[Son-Chu]] 3.0 crossing the Virginia state line, on its way back to the [[14 Branchland Court|hoard]].
File:MergeComic6.jpg|Chris's drawing of his dance with Magi-Chan ([[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]])
</gallery></center>

==Souvenirs and autographs==

After the around three-hour drive back to [[14 Branchland Court]], Chris shared images on Facebook, showing pieces of merchandise he purchased along with some new drawings he made. Some of these were autographed by other visitors to the convention, notably several [[Chris and socialization#MLP voice actresses|MLP voice actresses]]:

{| class="wikitable collapsible" width="800"
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!'''Image'''
!'''Description'''
!'''Chris's commentary'''
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|[[File:Signed Sonichu.jpg|150px]]
|Chris had Cathy Weseluck, the voice actress for Spike the Dragon, autograph his "personal copy of Sonichu #0".
|Cathy Weseluck autographed my personal copy of Sonichu #0, she remembered my name, and me kindly when I greeted her again. She is super wise, and left such an inspirational impression on me! Thank You, Cathy.
|-
|[[File:KSheridan Drawing.jpg|150px]]
|Kelly Sheridan, voice of Starlight Glimmer, signed one of Chris's drawings.
|Kelly Sheridan; I was looking forward to meet her so much. She even loved my Night Star bringing up Schultz's Kite-Eating Tree. She even related to me with how I was being trolled and bullied, with such a quote that will be in my memory forever. With that many trolls, and fans, "You have made it." As in how successful I have become. Thank You, Kelly.
|-
|[[File:CMC Drawing.jpg|150px]]
|Claire Corlett, Michelle Creber, Madeleine Peters, and Brynna Drummond all "read" about Chris's "many talents" and signed his [[Chris and ego|ego-stroking]] drawing for him.
|Awesome Bonus, All of the CMC actresses were there, I was inspired to draw and write Night Star putting forward a question to really test the four of them on how to figure out the extensive meaning behind a single Cutie Mark that defines ALL of your multiple talents. They each loved and agreed on how I imagined their respective CMC responded. Not to mention more lasting impressions upon me and each of them. Thank You, Maddy! Thank You, Brynna! Thank You, Michelle! Thank You, Claire! To each of all of you, I want to say that You Are Awesome! 🌸🌸💖💖💖💖🌸
|-
|[[File:Signed BC Picture.jpg|150px]]
|Daniel Ingram's autograph on a picture of two ponies.
|And let's Not forget the Music from the show and the movies and special shorts. In General, minus Heavy Metal, music moves me, and to me, there are certain ones that send a Shiver of Happiness, Literally, throughout my whole body! To name a few, Sonic CD's "Sonic Boom", "Watashitachi Ni Naritakute", the Sailor Stars Theme Song, and even a number of Daniel Ingram's songs make me feel that musical joy. Between the Cafeteria Song, Shine Like Rainbows, even the Rainboom's Half of the Battle Song between the Dazzlings and Rainbooms. And even just Now, in the New Episode of MLP I finally watched today, I related to this episode, in short: Matched My Surprise and initial inability to cope with suddenly being That Famous, and being harassed/trolled when not used to or ready for that. And, YES, even in my Sonichu Books, like the Leasons, I never said I was as Super Powerful Perfect, I had my flaws, and they were written and drawn in ink. I, too, was and still am a Work In Progress. Daniel, Thank You for producing the Most Tracks that can fill me with the Positivity I can feel to further empower myself emotionally and mentally. And, just to repeat, Let Vinyl Scratch Speak, Soon, Please! 🎵⚡️🌸🌸⚡️
|-
|[[File:Vinyl Scratch Figure.jpg|150px]]
|He wanted Nowacking to autograph his Vinyl Scratch figure, but didn't meet her. Nowacking would later block Chris on Twitter.
|Also, and I Wish I knew sooner, Nowacking, and Doctor Wolf; I am a huge fan of them both; they were there too! I would have loved to not only Selfies with them, and Nowacking autographing my Minis Vinyl Scratch's skirt, but also a little chat, to share a positive memory with them. An intelligent chat with Doctor Wolf, singing in an impression of her "All About That Bass". I would have visited their panels, if I knew with a better highlight of those respective ones from the schedule. Then, I take a deep breath, mindfully meditate, and remind myself that I can reach out to them online, and that there's always next year.
|-
|[[File:BC fb haul 1.JPG|150px]]
|Finally, FluffyMixer signed Chris's bag with mysterious brown stains.
|Oops, I forgot one. FluffleMixer, of the Fluffle Puff series on YouTube, singed the bag that came with my Fluffle Puff plush. Thank You! 😊
|}
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==Aftermath==
Chris described his enjoyment of the event:

{{quotebox|And, once again, I had an Awesome Time throughout the weekend! What really made it for me was being able to actually shine as the actual kind and open-hearted person that I was, and still am, to a LOT of people, who already knew me, and those just getting acquainted, and those who now I would delight in further communications now and then or so. And all of the Kindness and Heartfelt, Honest Love I have found, enjoyed, and will always treasure in my heart forever; the MOST Love I have ever felt in my life.

And to All of You who found me and shared at least a joyful greeting, Thank You All! I Love You All! And I truly mean that from the bottom and fullness of my smiling heart and soul, and I Loved making Each and Every one of you Smile too.

🌈🎵⚡️🖍📝🌸💖😊💖🌸📝🖍⚡️🎵}}

Although not without some muscle soreness from hauling his Sonichu crap, souvenirs and fat gut everywhere.

{{quotebox|I will say the enduring price I had to pay for the weekend, and to match tie Grand Galloping Gala's Dress Code; pinched toes and hurt heels And my calves still hurt from the weight of carrying my Sonichu books; next year, a backpack on wheels, and try for a size 7 slipper. Everything Positive still worth all that endurance on my part. Earned my enjoyable weekend more ways than one. 😊 I'm alive and okay; I will recover quick like normal.}}

Chris would go on to attend [[BronyCon 2018|the following BronyCon]].

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[[Category:Conventions]]

Giant Penis Comic

2021-05-27T05:04:21Z

Flargbiter: Fixed spelling error in "testiclesh"

{{honest}}
{{quote|I specifically wanted him to make an accurate depiction of his dick in the wedding comic because I worried he'd hide the bend. To comply with this request he traced his penis to cut down on effort (and staring).|Ivy's response to a question in [[Ivy Q&A]]}}

The '''Giant Penis Comic''' (officially '''''Sonichu'' Comic Special 3''', also known colloquially as '''PENIS COMIC''' in the [[Audiobooks]] adaptation) is a short comic drawn by [[Chris]], depicting his [[Chris and sex|wedding night]] with [[Ivy]]. It was hacked and published by [[The Miscreants]] on [[April 2009|29 April 2009]]. Besides being a true masterpiece of romance and artistic integrity, it's also notable for having a probable outline of Chris's [[Duck|penis]]. Shakespeare would be proud.

==Story==
[[Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|thumb|The Giant Penis in question. (Along with realistically-proportioned testicles.)]]

Following the events of Chris and Ivy's [[Wedding Comic|wedding]], Chris meets with Ivy's father [[Officer Keino]] who, it is worth noting, looks eerily like [[Things_Chris_has_ripped_off#Home_movies|coach John McGuirk]] from [[Adult Swim]]'s [[Wikipedia:Home Movies (TV series)|''Home Movies'']]. Chris immediately begins brown-nosing his new father-in-law, displaying the utmost respect to both the man and the uniform. (This is especially hilarious considering Chris's issues with [[Jerkops]], and [[Bagget]] in particular). It is also worth noting Chris salutes him with the "favored two finger Wolf Scout Salute"- Wolf Scouts are the second level of Boy Scouts, roughly 6-8 years old. Keino launches into a speech about what a great man Chris is and how he admires the tribulations our hero has endured. He entrusts Ivy to Chris's "[[Mass debating|strong, capable hands]]," which makes no sense, as usually the father of the bride gives his blessing ''before'' the wedding; instead we have Keino granting Chris permission to fuck his daughter.

We then see Chris and Ivy checking into the Double-CWC Hotel (A [[Random-access humor|pun]] on the phrase ''double quick'', and confirming that we are indeed still in [[CWCville]]). Chris has also left his pony-drawn carriage in the middle of the driveway leading to the hotel, where Chris has reserved a luxurious penthouse suite (even though the exterior of the hotel does not show a [[Wikipedia:Penthouse apartment|penthouse]], nor do we see that their "[[Wikipedia:Suite (hotel)|suite]]" contains any more than one room). Chris has of course thought of everything—the room is set up with no fewer than five [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|Glade Plug-Ins brand air fresheners]], and they will be sharing a meal of grilled chicken, mashed potatoes, greens and chocolate pudding- because every honeymoon should be within the hometown and consist of a romantic $10 microwavable meal.

Chris carries [[Ivy]] over the threshold and they are almost immediately [[Nudes|naked]]. Before this, Chris is somehow in [[The Classic]] and jeans, implying he wore all of this underneath his suit, or they changed, then proceeded to get naked once again- and Ivy is wearing only a white blouse and bright-pink panties, something that would show through her white dress. Chris stands, displaying his almighty [[duck]], which he draws as gigantic, equal in thickness to his legs. The tip is as large as his own head. Chris seems indeed to have done as Ivy said and traced his real penis - the crookedness is highly evident. [[Anime]] speedlines whiz past both Chris and Ivy's naked forms, suggesting that they are about to lose their respective virginities in a high-speed collision. An intense study will reveal that the speedlines are only there to cover up the fact that Chris began to draw a huge scrotum proportionate to his penis (he was probably tracing that, too). It is still visible as a half-circle, complete with half-finished pubes partially covered up by speedlines. The redrawn scrotum is free of pubes and woefully small in comparison to his inhumanly large penis.

The newlyweds copulate for all of one panel before they both transform- Chris into [[Chris-chan Sonichu]], and Ivy into her [[Ivy|Princess Ivy]] fursona (even though Ivy is not wearing the Rosechu Medallion, as Chris stated his future bride would wear it, and instead she wears a star-shaped medallion- why she didn't transform when captured by Clyde is not known). The two wretched creatures assume the [[Wikipedia:Doggy style|doggy-style position]], and fuck into the wee hours. As they achieve simultaneous orgasms, both Chris and Ivy have stars in their eyes as they share a solemn thanking of [[Chris and religion|God]], but not Jesus, for allowing them to find true furfag happiness.

The comic ends with the two gorging themselves on their $10 chicken dinner, making a toast with wine glasses filled with [[CWC Cola|CWC Orange Soda]], and [[Semen|God knows what else.]] Chris and Ivy share a feeble attempt at humor that was lifted from ''Home Movies''. Strangely enough, despite this comic being set the night after Chris's wedding, neither he nor his bride are depicted wearing their wedding bands. If you look carefully though, there is what appears to be a pair of copper rings on Chris's right hand, indicating a half-hearted attempt, but they are infrequently drawn, and Ivy isn't drawn with a ring at any point. The furry sex was clearly more important to set to paper than consistently and correctly drawing the outward sign of his Christian matrimony.
{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:SchuComicSP3P1.jpg|HEY BRENDON, why am I in a shitty comic by an autistic manchild?
Image:SchuComicSP3P2.jpg|Ivy used too much botox. Also, note the "romantic" dinner and dessert planned.
Image:SchuComicSP3P3.jpg|This is a "penthouse suite". Also, bathroom air fresheners are a big turn on: use eight of them!
Image:SchuComicSP3P4.jpg|Chris's extraordinary sense of dimension has finally got him laid. His magically changing shirt was probably a big help too.
Image:SchuComicSP3P5.jpg|Chris can't escape his bent [[duck]] even in his comics.
Image:SchuComicSP3P6.jpg|Then the yiffing commences. Notice Chris draws himself and Ivy better as furries than as real people.
Image:SchuComicSP3P7.jpg|THANK YOU GOD! It's over!
Image:SchuComicSP3P8.jpg|Lines [[Things Chris has ripped off|stolen]] from Home Movies. Lines that were intentionally unromantic!
</gallery></center>

==External links==
*[https://gofile.io/d/JlutZq Download the Giant Penis Comic]

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