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<div>[[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|These guys had no idea what was coming]]<br />
'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video Chris uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to someone called "Lars", the ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]]. He then proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|Titanic]] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars' Ship has Sunk<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|C3mv4UjTblU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
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{{quote|The consequences will never be the same|Chris on breaking LEGO}}<br />
[[File:ChrisAging.jpg|thumb|Chris <s>in 20 years</s> today.]]<br />
===Transcript===<br />
Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of mine, dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [[Chris and English|[means to say "an obsession"]]], with model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat! <br />
<br />
[''Moves "boat" down to an inverted Lego board'']<br />
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[''High pitched voice'']<br />
"Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!"<br />
[''Wails and breaks boat apart'']<br />
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It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [Steps on the "ship"] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|Weak as dirt]].<br />
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[''Points upwards''] The consequences will never be the same. [''Lars [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jessi_Slaughter dun goofed]''] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my muscles]]. [''A faint voice, perhaps [[Barb]], says "Hello"''] <br />
[''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends'']<br />
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==See also==<br />
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*[[Jackie]]<br />
*[[Twin Falling Towers]], in which Chris mocked another tragedy<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Flashbastardhttps://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Lars%27_Ship_has_Sunk.MOV&diff=115882Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV2010-09-26T03:06:59Z<p>Flashbastard: /* Video */</p>
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<div>[[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|These guys had no idea what was coming]]<br />
'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video Chris uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to someone called "Lars", the ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]]. He then proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|Titanic]] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = Lars' Ship has Sunk<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|C3mv4UjTblU}}<br />
| stardate = 25 [[September 2010]]<br />
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Power|text}}<br />
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}<br />
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}<br />
| previous = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]]<br />
| next = Current<br />
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
{{quote|The consequences will never be the same|Chris on breaking LEGO}}<br />
[[File:ChrisAging.jpg|thumb|Chris <s>in 20 years</s> today.]]<br />
===Transcript===<br />
Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of mine, dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [[Chris and English|[means to say "an obsession"]]], with model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat! <br />
<br />
[''Moves "boat" down to an inverted Lego board'']<br />
<br />
[''High pitched voice'']<br />
"Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!"<br />
[''Wails and breaks boat apart'']<br />
<br />
It gets better. You know what. Because... Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [Steps on the "ship"] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|Weak as dirt]].<br />
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[''Points upwards''] The consequences will never be the same. [''this line mimics [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jessi_Slaughter Jessi Slaughter's father]''] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my muscles]]. [''A faint voice, perhaps [[Barb]], says "Hello"''] <br />
[''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends'']<br />
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==See also==<br />
<br />
*[[Jackie]]<br />
*[[Twin Falling Towers]], in which Chris mocked another tragedy<br />
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{{clear}}<br />
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{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Song for Jackie.MOV]]|nextlink=Current}}<br />
{{Sweetheart Videos}}<br />
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]</div>Flashbastard