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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris%27s_Big_Night_Out_II&amp;diff=172182</id>
		<title>Chris's Big Night Out II</title>
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		<updated>2014-07-04T08:15:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: /* Transcript */ Found a little bit of dialogue to add to transcript&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;In '''Chris's Big Night Out II''', [[Chris]] hangs out with his [[gal-pal]] Scarlet again. It is revealed here that [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor|she has a boyfriend]], but doesn't want Chris to know because he'll throw a huge hissy fit. Ironically, she says that right in front of him, but he's too busy &amp;quot;playing ''[[Guitar Hero]]''&amp;quot; to notice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris draws Sonichu==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|qvhq7Ymvm_0}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chris is kneeling down in front of the [[Charlottesville]] Free Speech Wall, where he draws [[Sonichu]]'s head in yellow chalk. He draws a [[Chris and copyright|©]] under Sonichu and begins to write his name next to the drawing. At about 0:32 a woman crouches next to him to write something on the wall, and Chris takes a second to register this. He continues writing [[Chris and his ego|&amp;quot;Christian W Chandler is a Nice and Good Man&amp;quot;]]. He straightens up and poses next to the drawing, giving the camera a thumbs-up sign.]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' Okay, lemme take a picture.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris fires away==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|YZrXNiJWxME}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|0B5sPU0WCuw}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Some JERK in the background is doing a mediocre job of singing [[Wikipedia:Pat Benatar|Pat Benatar]]'s &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:Hit Me with Your Best Shot|Hit Me with Your Best Shot]]&amp;quot;'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Sings along with the JERK''] -your best shot!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' Oh, God....&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; I'm praying ''[[Guitar Hero]]''!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' [''Laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy:''' So, next time you're going to bring your boyfriend?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' That might be a... bad idea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Whilst air-guitaring in such a way that would cause even the most amateur guitar player scratch his head, mouths &amp;quot;hit me with your best shot&amp;quot; in sync with the song'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy:''' You don't want him to know?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' He wouldn't [[Noviophobia|take it real well]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy:''' Huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' He wouldn't take it well. Which is understandable, really. [''laughs like Elmer Fudd'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''Hideously &amp;quot;struts&amp;quot; his &amp;quot;stuff&amp;quot; when the song gets to the guitar solo, imagining that he is air guitarring a badass solo... all on open strings!'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Guy:''' We got the guitarist right here, everybody!  We got the guitarist!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' [''Laughs and cheers'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''After another full minute of Chris making an ass of himself, the song is coming to a close'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''The one and only creator of the [[Sonichu]] franchise finally sits his shameless ass down'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' [''Laughs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''In a Southern accent''] Star power, baby!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' Yep.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris needs females==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|2_wE3jRW8Tw}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|All female hands on me!}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [[Adult Swim|All female hands on me!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' [''laughs''] So, how does the drink taste?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sighs''] It—it's good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Girl:''' Good?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;blue&amp;quot;&amp;gt;'''Chris:'''&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt; [''sounds a bit rapey''] Delicious.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris's Big Night Out]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[So Need a Cute Girl]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A near public apology]]|nextlink=[[Rollin' and Trollin']]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweetheart Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Social life]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Outdoor videos]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Chris-chan videos, July 2009| 2009-07-12]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Field agent videos| 2009-07-12]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=172181</id>
		<title>User:Flecko</title>
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		<updated>2014-07-04T07:44:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hi. I'm no one special. I watch Chris's antics from the sidelines, lurk the forums (I don't post, though), and I mostly stick to editing the CWCki where it makes sense to. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible|Userboxes|&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}} &lt;br /&gt;
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{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{BoyfriendFreeGirl}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Weeaboo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lucy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{GrammarNazi}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ham}}&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=So_Need_a_Cute_Girl&amp;diff=172177</id>
		<title>So Need a Cute Girl</title>
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		<updated>2014-07-04T07:08:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: Fixed piping for date of first video&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Such words were never more true, but if I didn't feel the sadness, [[So Lonesome|lonliness]] [sic] or torture in my heart from after my first encounter with that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Witch Bitch]], I might be a fuckin' weak sap, instead of the [[Semen|SALTY]], [[Chris and anger|AGGRESSIVE]], and [[Clyde Cash|TRULY SWEET TO THE LADIES]] and NOT TO MOST [[JERKS|MEN]] type of MAN that I AM.|[[Chris]] commenting on &amp;quot;So Need a Cute Girl&amp;quot;, 11 [[November 2007]], [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED edit]]&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ed&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;diff=1997316018&amp;amp;oldid=1997315821&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''&amp;quot;So Need a Cute Girl&amp;quot;''' is the first track off ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]''. Chris describes it in an [[ED]] edit as his &amp;quot;[[love Quest|sweetheart search]] theme song.&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref name=&amp;quot;ed&amp;quot;/&amp;gt; It is arguably his greatest hit, and certainly the Hedgehog Boys song Chris goes back to most often; as well as the performances listed below, impromptu features appear in a number of his videos.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Song==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|hN-J8WdMuQ4}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = [[2003#August|August 2003]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = Chris&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| other          = {{Audio|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[The_24th_Wedding_Anniversary_Special#Part_3|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Lyrics===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''sung over The Backstreet Boys' &amp;quot;I Want It That Way&amp;quot;'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey! Look at me!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm sitting here sad and lonely!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Without a [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]],&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
But a desire&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
To ''not'' hear you say,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Noviophobia|&amp;quot;I have a boyfriend!&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And I see da ladies walking&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Along one by one,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
And I never wanna hear,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I have a boyfriend!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me why&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]! *&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me why&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I so need a cute girl my age!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me why&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I never wanna hear you say,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I have a boyfriend!&amp;quot;**&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And I have no fire&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
But a desire&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
To ''not'' hear you say,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I have a boyfriend!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me why&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(Tell me why)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I so need a cute girl my age!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(Tell me why)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I never wanna hear you say,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I have a boyfriend!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Why do all of the [[jerks]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
You may not notice,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
But I want you to know&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
That I am a lonesome heart!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And I have no fire,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
But a desire&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
To ''not'', to not, to not&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''Heeeaaar…''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Stuck as a virgin with rage!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
So need a cute girl my age!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I never wanna hear you say,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I have a boyfriend!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me why&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
(Tell me why)&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I so need a cute girl my age!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I never wanna hear you say,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I have a boyfriend!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Tell me why&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I so need a cute girl my age!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I ain’t never wanna hear you say,&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;I have a boyfriend!&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Never say it, now!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:x-small&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&amp;amp;#42; ''In some versions of the song, &amp;quot;as a virgin with rage&amp;quot; is replaced by the alternative lyric &amp;quot;in a sad, lonely cage.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:x-small&amp;quot;&amp;gt;*&amp;amp;#42; ''In a version of the lyrics posted by Chris in one of [[List_of_Christian's_edits_to_Encyclopedia_Dramatica|his ED edits]], these lyrics are changed to &amp;quot;I mean it when I say, 'I NEED A SWEETHEART.'&amp;quot;&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;[http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;diff=1997316018&amp;amp;oldid=1997315821 http://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Chris-chan&amp;amp;diff=1997316018&amp;amp;oldid=1997315821]&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;''&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Music video==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video (Featuring Performance of &amp;quot;All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend&amp;quot;)&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|6azwhe8xhVI}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 20 [[December 2004]]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{ClassicShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| other          = {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Song|So Need a Cute Girl, Audio Only]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Live_performance|So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Filmed in December [[2004]] to promote Christian's [[Love Quest]]. Don't miss the rare B-side track, &amp;quot;[[All I Want For Christmas is a Pretty Girlfriend]]&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Introductory notes===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Chris''': Hello. My name is, uh, Christian Chandler. Age 22 at this time. I will be 23 on February 24, [[2005]]. Anyway, for, uh, over a year now I've, uh, being trying to attract an 18 to 22-year-old [[boyfriend-free girl]], 18 to 21 before February 24, 2004, which is this year. Anyhoo, been trying for over a year to attract a girl, boyfriend-free girl, and I have failed.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''sits down'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And, you know, when you get -- when you have so much -- so many failures in this time... you can't help but feel sad, you know? [''begins to pet a stuffed cat sitting on the piano''] And depressed... and here it is about [[Christmas#2004|Christmastime]], and... well, all I want for Christmas is a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. And of course, uh, during the time, I have uh, been, uh, trying... I have written a few songs about my, uh, love quest. And so, for now -- for now, I'd like to sing to you my, uh -- two of my, two of my songs. First one I'm gonna sing is one I've uh, made up first -- written my own lyrics to and t-- turned it into a song.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
By the way, this here is [[Sonichu]]. You can look him up on the web. It's my website. Just put in S-O-N-I-C-H-U as your web search term.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, here's my first song called &amp;quot;[[So Need a Cute Girl]].&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Performs songs'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Sigh|[''Chris sighs'']]] Well, at this time of year, all I can say right now is... that I hope [[Santa]] will comply with my request and bring me... a pretty girlfriend. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And so... happy holidays from... me, Christian Chandler—by the way, you can call me Chris in public... and... thank you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Live performance==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = So Need a Cute Girl, Live Performance&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|wlP5VhuJubE}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 12 [[July 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/ScarletSanctum Scarlet]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = {{Music|text}}, {{Sex|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| style          = {{Crazy|text}}, Drunk&lt;br /&gt;
| shirt          = {{RefereeShirt|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| other          = {{Live|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[So_Need_a_Cute_Girl#Music_video|So Need a Cute Girl, Music Video]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[Harvey_Birdman_Commercial#Chris.27s_entry|Harvey Birdman Commercial]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
On 12 [[July 2009]], one of Chris's &amp;quot;friends&amp;quot; uploaded Christian and the Hedgehog Boys giving [[Chris's Big Night Out II|their first public performance]] (sans the Hedgehog Boys, though Chris probably imagined they were there in his head), with their song &amp;quot;So Need a Cute Girl.&amp;quot; Perhaps in an attempt to come off as less creepy, Chris opts to use the &amp;quot;sad, lonely cage&amp;quot; lyrics instead of the &amp;quot;virgin with rage&amp;quot; one. Although his performance is predictably sleep-inducing, for the most part, Chris's added &amp;quot;flourish&amp;quot; at the very end of the video makes for an unforgettable couple of seconds.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
=== Transcript ===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(Fervently grabs crotch at the end) LADIES, [[Adult Swim|ALL HANDS ON ME]]. (There are no takers, just laughter)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Man:''' (''Bewildered'') Oh ohh OHHH buddy!! Whoa-ho, you got that on film!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Covers==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = So Need a Cute Girl, cover&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|VfM9Q73lBjg}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 30 [[June 2009]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = {{Liquid|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = So Need a Cute Girl&lt;br /&gt;
| Video Typer    = Song Cover&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = Sonichu: The Animated Series response from the real Chris Chandler.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = So Need a Cute Girl, cover&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|8DTg4nx_dCE}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 4 [[January 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = So Need a Cute Girl&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Song Cover&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = From the album Trollsta's Paradise: A True &amp;amp; Honest Tribute to Christian &amp;amp; The Hedgehog Boys.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{Infobox/Fanvideo&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = So Need a Cute Girl (Medley)&lt;br /&gt;
| video          = {{#ev:youtube|xjuc5iQ-eAk}}&lt;br /&gt;
| stardate       = 11 [[June 2012]]&lt;br /&gt;
| maker          = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GhostofBillRiley GhostofBillRiley]&lt;br /&gt;
| subject        = So Need a Cute Girl&lt;br /&gt;
| type           = Song Cover&lt;br /&gt;
| info           = A medley of several covers mixed together with the original.&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sources ==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and music]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Virgin with Rage]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris's Big Night Out II]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]|nextlink=[[Harvey Birdman Commercial]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Hedgehog Boys}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC on TV}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Music Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Love quest}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (album)]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chris-chan videos before 2007| 2004-12-24]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>December 2013 Facebook posts</title>
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&lt;div&gt;The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 December 2013 - Chris complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]] in this post. &lt;br /&gt;
==Posts by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
==Friends==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|5 December 2013&amp;lt;p&amp;gt; I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
William Elliott Waterman posts a comment:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quoteboxgreen|I love cubone and yamask}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Facebook}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Facebook]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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* 5 [[2013#December|December]] - Chris posts another [[Facebook]] [[December 2013 Facebook posts|status]] about being alone.&lt;br /&gt;
* 30 [[2013#November|November]] - Chris angrily denies that he and his mother had Thanksgiving dinner at a soup hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
*28 November - Chris posts a Thanksgiving message.&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 November - Chris apologizes to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]. Again. He also mopes some more about his online reputation.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 November - Chris posts [[3DS]] friend codes for himself and, apparently, his mother, seeking connections with other [[Pokémon]] players.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 November - Chris uploads pictures of his heart, crushed by [[Sarah Bevel]] and his other false and dishonest [[gal pal|gal-pals]], along with a sort of poem on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#Hurt.2C_Lonely_and_Depressed_For_The_nth_Time|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>December 2013 Facebook posts</title>
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&lt;div&gt;The following are [[Facebook]] posts [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] posted in [[December 2013]]. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Summary==&lt;br /&gt;
* 5 December 2013 - Chris complains about how lonely he is again. He tags [[Gal pal#Sarah Anne Bevel|Sarah Bevel]] in this post.&lt;br /&gt;
==Posts by Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
==Friends==&lt;br /&gt;
{{incomplete}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|5 December 2013&amp;lt;p&amp;gt; I have NO in-person friends Locally; my old friends don't want to be around me... I may as well as be dead for all they care!}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris added a comment under this status:&lt;br /&gt;
{{quotebox|I love cubone and yamask}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Facebook}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Facebook]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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* 5 [[2013#December|December]] - Chris posts another [[Facebook]] [[December 2013 Facebook posts|status]] about being alone. He also posts a comment under this status about liking [[Pokémon|Cubone and Yamask]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 30 [[2013#November|November]] - Chris angrily denies that he and his mother had Thanksgiving dinner at a soup hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
*28 November - Chris posts a Thanksgiving message.&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 November - Chris apologizes to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]. Again. He also mopes some more about his online reputation.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 November - Chris posts [[3DS]] friend codes for himself and, apparently, his mother, seeking connections with other [[Pokémon]] players.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 November - Chris uploads pictures of his heart, crushed by [[Sarah Bevel]] and his other false and dishonest [[gal pal|gal-pals]], along with a sort of poem on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#Hurt.2C_Lonely_and_Depressed_For_The_nth_Time|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
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* 5 December - Chris posts another [[Facebook]] [[December 2013 Facebook posts}status]] about being alone. He also posts a comment under this status about liking [[Pokémon|Cubone and Yamask]].&lt;br /&gt;
* 30 November - Chris angrily denies that he and his mother had Thanksgiving dinner at a soup hotel.&lt;br /&gt;
*28 November - Chris posts a Thanksgiving message.&lt;br /&gt;
* 26 November - Chris apologizes to [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]]. Again. He also mopes some more about his online reputation.&lt;br /&gt;
* 25 November - Chris posts [[3DS]] friend codes for himself and, apparently, his mother, seeking connections with other [[Pokémon]] players.&lt;br /&gt;
*19 November - Chris uploads pictures of his heart, crushed by [[Sarah Bevel]] and his other false and dishonest [[gal pal|gal-pals]], along with a sort of poem on [[November_2013_Facebook_Posts#Hurt.2C_Lonely_and_Depressed_For_The_nth_Time|Facebook]].&lt;br /&gt;
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|10=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Nicole Gowen|Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris &amp;quot;buys [[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly_tugboat|Good Money]]?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris will ''never'' be able to [[Special:Contributions/GodofThunderGodofWar|destroy]] the [[CWCki]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child? &lt;br /&gt;
*...that there is [[:Category:Media needing transcription|a grand amount]] of audio needing transcription?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[wikipedia:Kim Jong-il|ALWAYS IS]] the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Pixelblocks]] are to be confused with neither [[Pickles|Pickleblocks]] nor [[Prickly-Wicklies|Pricklyblocks]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris buys [[sex toys]] and [[PS3]] games and content with [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]] has an older brother named [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris upgraded his anti-troll weaponry from his [[fangs]] to a [[pocket knife]]?&lt;br /&gt;
|11=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that this website, the CWCki, is a [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|LOAD OF BULL]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that a [[Curse-ye-ham-ye-ha Retraction|Forgiveness blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris once attended a [[Chris_and_psychology#Relationship_Management_Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Bob Chandler]] wanted you to [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris did not discover [[mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris was born on [[Cwc_blog#7_January_2010|24 February]], the same day the [[CWCville|Nazi party]] was founded?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that when working at [[Cutco]], Chris did not have any intentions of harming himself or others with the merchandise?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that OFFICIAL Sonichu medallions are made of [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 22nd, 2009|C-L-A-Y]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?&lt;br /&gt;
|12=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris drinks his own [[semen]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris admits that his [[Chandler|family]] is a bunch of pack rats?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is a [[Surfshack Tito Emails|horrendous racist]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris's sense of humor is [[Random-access humor|SO RANDOM XDXD]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that '''you''' can be a REAL LIFE hero by doing stuff from the [[CWCki:Priority Listing|Priority Listing]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that the &amp;quot;apple-core&amp;quot; bit with [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] from [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]] is based off a [[Wikipedia:Apple_core|children's game]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris banned [[Twitter]] on his [[CWCipedia]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:*...and then changed his mind, only to ignore it?&lt;br /&gt;
|13=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that in [[2006]], Chris bought a [[Niggos|Booty-licious Love Doll]]? (It's an ass-lover's dream come true.)&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is a [[Stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the law|imprisoned]] in [[lulz]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris told his [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] about him [[Bob_Walks_In_Aftermath|masturbating]], but his dad was not as open minded on the subject?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Miyamoto Saga|never]] went to Redmond like he [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|claimed]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] tricked Chris again?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris considers the &amp;quot;[[Rule 34|romance]]&amp;quot; in his comics as his best art?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that the American government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit on his fat ass?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do one single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?&lt;br /&gt;
|14=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his [[Obesity|fat]] contacts with &amp;quot;More to Love&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is the [[The Game Place#Chris the TCG gamer|Level-Up King]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris can't even stand to look at you, you [[Secret Weapon|ugly freak!]]&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] had a sweet green afro?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris_and_sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Michael Snyder]] is a [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|''JEW!'']]&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris hates the word &amp;quot;[[Aspergers]]&amp;quot; almost as much as the word &amp;quot;[[Naïve]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Jerkief|wooden badges]] are delicious?&lt;br /&gt;
|15=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris loves [[McDonald's]] while [[Bob|his dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is a [[Gay 4 Sonichu|gay icon]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that the [[Chris's Big Night Out|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[CWC]] and all [[CWC]] trolls?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Ivy]] was real?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that his favorite song from &amp;quot;[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]&amp;quot; is &amp;quot;[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] became a troll because his brother [[Ryan Cash|Ryan]] committed suicide?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that all the [[Trolls|Sonichu characters]] had [[CWCipedia#The Twitter feed|Twitter]] accounts?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Autism_Awareness_E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?&lt;br /&gt;
|16=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris doesn't give a shit about his [[True and Loyal fanbase]] and that [[Sonichu]] is merely a means to an [[china|end]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because [[fail|he didn't get one]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has been [[Chris and the Law|convicted in court twice]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is the [[CWC &amp;quot;Boyfriend&amp;quot;|MOTHERFUCKING PRINCE, MAN]]?&lt;br /&gt;
|17=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Chris and reality|believes]] that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC_(27_December_2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|real]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is stuck as a [[virgin with rage]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Clyde Cash]] was born on the Fourth of July (and was a true American patriot)?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that &amp;quot;HE KNOWS [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]!&amp;quot; is an old meme?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris was once the [[Homos|proud]] owner of a pink [[EBay|Leapster]], a gaming system for small children?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Barbara]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Fridays_After_Five|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?&lt;br /&gt;
|18=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that even now, Chris [[Obesity|does not think he is fat]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris loves to give [[Cwc_blog#29_November_2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|date]] as a teenager or an adult?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:*...that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dream]]s?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Christian and the Hedgehog Boys have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK|second album?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Wesley Foundation Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of age, [[African Americans|race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Money|socio-economic situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris [[Megan|is]] [[Nudes|a]] [[April 16 Fetish Vids|disgusting]] [[Homos|human]] [[Twin Falling Towers|being]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck|dick]], but never once in his [[comic]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Galpal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?&lt;br /&gt;
|19=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], &amp;quot;[[boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that all the cool kids (and [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|dudes of all teenagers]]) regularly check out the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that videos of Chris [[Mass debating|masturbating]] will forever haunt your [[Chris Sex Videos|nightmares]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''Seinfeld''?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris originally was a [[User:ChrisChanSonichu_profile#College_Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at [[Random-access humor|random]]) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?&lt;br /&gt;
:*...that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?&lt;br /&gt;
:*...that he still has absolutely no idea how [[Axe|marketing]] works?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris gave up free [[sex]] with a [[Jackie|girl]] because she pointed out some of his many, many flaws?&lt;br /&gt;
|21=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam &amp;amp; Eve purchases|Yumi]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has [[Kacey_Call_21|no idea what a palindrome is]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that those with [[Aspergers_(CWCipedia_article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true autistic people?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent?]]&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris's [[fail]] is in defiance of genetics: his father was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a successful film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl?]]&lt;br /&gt;
|21=&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris is [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki|as wild as a serial raper]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Alec Benson Leary]] kept four [[Rosechu]]s imprisoned in his basement?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris believes he has [[Common_Questions#26_January_2010|over one billion fans]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris wanted &amp;quot;Dont Ask, Don't Tell&amp;quot; to be repealed so that [[homos]] &amp;quot;[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris has been the dog in [[America]]'s favorite game, '[[Kick the Autistic|KICK THE AUTISTIC]]' for his whole life?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes?&lt;br /&gt;
*...that Chris thinks you're &amp;quot;[[10_September_2009|trolling stupid]]&amp;quot;?&lt;br /&gt;
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		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=157996</id>
		<title>User:Flecko</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=157996"/>
		<updated>2012-03-06T20:48:28Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Hello fellow CWCkipedians! I'm just sitting back, lurking, and waiting for Chrissy to provide more laughs. In the meantime, I'm helping where I can. My big project is adding the leaked Facebook statuses that come from Chris's new Facebook profile. Feel free to help out. :)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}} {{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweetheart}} {{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}} {{Weeaboo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PS3}} {{Lucy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{GrammarNazi}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Facebook_statuses&amp;diff=157242</id>
		<title>Talk:Facebook statuses</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Facebook_statuses&amp;diff=157242"/>
		<updated>2012-02-24T21:04:55Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: edited my second reply to sound less of a lazy douchebag&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;should i include just Chris's own statuses or all the annoying as shit application generated ones? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 00:40, 13 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
: Verbatim status updates he wrote - and maybe just mention the crappy applications he's been seen to use. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:48, 13 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wikify this biznitch.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:05, 13 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Facebook is back ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ok i dont have the time but i believe that the files here&lt;br /&gt;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chfb1.png&lt;br /&gt;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chfb2.png&lt;br /&gt;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chfb3.png&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Contain pretty much all of the new facebook status updates. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
so to quote someone famous &amp;quot;improve it faggots!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
: I'll go ahead and add them in. [[User:Flecko|Flecko]] 10:15, 24 February 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
: I went ahead and put most of them in. I still have to add the ones from the [[:Image:Chfb4.png|fourth picture]], but I can't do it right now. Anyone feel free to add more or fix what I fucked up (if I did by accident or unknowingly; I'm still new to Wiki editing). [[User:Flecko|Flecko]] 12:52, 24 February 2012 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=157239</id>
		<title>User:Flecko</title>
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		<updated>2012-02-24T20:58:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Hello fellow CWCkipedians! I'm just sitting back, lurking, and waiting for Chrissy to provide more laughs. In the meantime, I'm helping where I can. My big project is adding the leaked Facebook statuses that come from Chris's new Facebook profile. Feel free to help out. :)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweetheart}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Weeaboo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{GrammarNazi}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lucy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ham}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=157238</id>
		<title>User:Flecko</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=157238"/>
		<updated>2012-02-24T20:55:09Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Hello fellow CWCkipedian! I'm just sitting back, lurking, and waiting for Chrissy to provide more laughs. In the meantime, I'm helping where I can. My big project is adding the leaked Facebook statuses that come from Chris's new Facebook profile. Feel free to help out. :)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweetheart}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Weeaboo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{GrammarNazi}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lucy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ham}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Facebook_statuses&amp;diff=157237</id>
		<title>Talk:Facebook statuses</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Facebook_statuses&amp;diff=157237"/>
		<updated>2012-02-24T20:52:17Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;should i include just Chris's own statuses or all the annoying as shit application generated ones? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 00:40, 13 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
: Verbatim status updates he wrote - and maybe just mention the crappy applications he's been seen to use. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:48, 13 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wikify this biznitch.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:05, 13 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Facebook is back ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ok i dont have the time but i believe that the files here&lt;br /&gt;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chfb1.png&lt;br /&gt;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chfb2.png&lt;br /&gt;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chfb3.png&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Contain pretty much all of the new facebook status updates. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
so to quote someone famous &amp;quot;improve it faggots!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
: I'll go ahead and add them in. [[User:Flecko|Flecko]] 10:15, 24 February 2012 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
: I went ahead and put most of them in. I still have to add the ones from the [[:Image:Chfb4.png|fourth picture]], but I can't do it right now. Anyone feel free to add more or fix what I fucked up. [[User:Flecko|Flecko]] 12:52, 24 February 2012 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Facebook_statuses&amp;diff=157234</id>
		<title>Facebook statuses</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Facebook_statuses&amp;diff=157234"/>
		<updated>2012-02-24T20:49:43Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: Added most of the leaked FB statuses; will add more later&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Chris had funny [[Facebook]] statuses on his old profile, and continues to have them on his current profile.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Heh.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Needs Updating}}&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Text&lt;br /&gt;
! Time&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is [[Feel So Lonesome|lonesome]] and playin' his [[Video games|videogame]].&lt;br /&gt;
| January 10, [[2008]] at 12:37am&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and playin' his videogame.&lt;br /&gt;
| January 10, 2008 at 12:39am&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome and waitin' at the [[University of Virginia|Alderman Library]]&lt;br /&gt;
| January 16, 2008 at 3:00am&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at [[14 Branchland Court|home]].&lt;br /&gt;
| January 18, 2008 at 8:45pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home and tired of the snow.&lt;br /&gt;
| January 22, 2008 at 3:37am&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is lonesome at home&lt;br /&gt;
| January 23, 2008 at 8:17pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library Lounge This Afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;
| January 23, 2008 at 8:20pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge This Afternoon.&lt;br /&gt;
| January 24, 2008 at 2:23am&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home&lt;br /&gt;
| January 24, 2008 at 4:59pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at [[The GAMe PLACe|The Game Place]] this evening for [[Pokémon|Pokemon]] League.&lt;br /&gt;
| January 24, 2008 at 11:52pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home&lt;br /&gt;
| January 25, 2008 at 5:36pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]]&lt;br /&gt;
| January 26, 2008 at 10:18pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home&lt;br /&gt;
| January 27, 2008 at 6:01pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon&lt;br /&gt;
| January 28, 2008 at 7:27pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at the UVA's Alderman Library's Lounge this Afternoon, [[Virgin with rage|and I am real lonely.]]&lt;br /&gt;
| January 28, 2008 at 9:11pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| I'm not seeing any NEW posts on my wall, please write something pleasant, some [[Gal-pal|gal]].&lt;br /&gt;
| January 29, 2008 at 3:13am&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.&lt;br /&gt;
| January 31, 2008 at 10:17pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler will be attending the early service at his church&lt;br /&gt;
| February 2, 2008 at 7:14pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home&lt;br /&gt;
| February 7, 2008 at 9:23am&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler will be at The Game Place this evening for Pokemon League.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 7, 2008 at 4:56pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Christian Weston Chandler is at home&lt;br /&gt;
| February 12, 2008 at 3:44pm&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| I miss hanging out with my friends too.&lt;br /&gt;
| January 31, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Chobits. The storybooks Chi reads; they describe me. Chobits available for instant streaming on [[Netflix]]. The anime is very good in its story.&lt;br /&gt;
| January 31, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[:Image:GAMe_PLACe_Cyber-Bully_Hang-Out_Ad.png‎|Please tell EVERYONE to Stay the HELL Away from that PLACe!!!]] ''[Note: Ad is placed underneath the status update.]''&lt;br /&gt;
| January 31, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| The best possible solution for my emotions is to ACTUALLY hang out IN PERSON. IF y'all can get away from your own businesses, romances and work to ACTUALLY Be Better Friends. &lt;br /&gt;
| February 1, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| People of [[Charlottesville, VA]] are Insensitive of others, including those of us who are Socially Worse Off than they Snobbishly are. &lt;br /&gt;
| February 1, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Bitch left w.out a reply from me. Confirmed departure; relocated self to Starbucks kiosk leaving chair as-is; Symbolic Middle-Finger to [[Jerkops]]. BTW, [[Janekop]] &amp;quot;threatened&amp;quot; to get the [[Manajerk]]. LOL. &lt;br /&gt;
| February 1, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| I am still feeling heartache; including empty-but-few-drops feeling in heart; continuing to wait for Caring, Pretty, White Female Peer.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 1, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Currenty at [[Fashion Square Mall|F.Sq. Pop]]: mild to med. Approached by B.Male Jerkop in white; asked me to re-rotate comfy chair I'm sitting in; I Ignored the S.O.B. ;j Now being approached by W. Janekop; ignoring bitch.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 1, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Heartache. heartache... [[Chris and English|helaerttttttttacheewi]].....&lt;br /&gt;
| February 2, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| I feel a little better, but the heartaches are still here. Doctor Perscribes Hanging out and having fun with some Friends, Face to Face, Three Times A Week.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 2, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Earlier, at Toys 'R' Us, I put together a [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|Lego (Friends) Lemonade Stand]] for Alex's cause. Each Free stand built would give a dollar to support ending child cancer.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Anyhoo, after T.R.U., I went to the mall, with my normal plan in my head to sit, hang and wait for a [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|Ms. Right]].&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Back to today, I took my normal once-around the mall before settling down to hang. But I impulsively decided to leave a few photos as I walked. Eventually, I settled for my hand at a table of the S.Bucks kiosk. I called my mother to check in. While ringing, a Jerkop wandered into my space; I saw one to a handful of my warning photos in his right hand. I felt shocked with surprise. &lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Mom answered; I played it cool with her, while I started to get up and walk away. We finished the chat; she hung up; I hung up as I walked. Then I looked back; the Jerkop following me said something. I start running to the JCP. I hid in the back for a moment to catch myself. I thought it best to leave and return another day.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Set to exit via the one with the salon, HE and an accomplice intercepted me. &amp;quot;You're not in any trouble&amp;quot;, the Jerkop said; the hell I was not, or Why would the son of a bitch be chasing after me. I exited via the South exit instead. I veered my way around eastward to the Mitsu I was driving, far east from the east Belk entrance. I started along the outter edge of the parking lot. I was spotted by the accomplice, but I was too fast for him, and I was tactful hiding and weaving around the parked cars to get to mine.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| I see the acc catching up as I was close to my car. Those dumbasses probably thought to search for my [[Son-Chu|Escort]]; not a Mitsubishi. The Jerkop called out to me by name once during the mess; I was Not going to associate with ANYONE who knew me by name without my own familiarity of him/her. Cheap Internet Fame is JUST NOT WORTH A SHIT. I got into my car and escaped swiftly, leaving behind a confused accomplice.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Now I rest at an [[McDonald's|McD]] with an Arnold Palmer Tea and Apple Slices, rehydrating myself and resting while typing my story up. My Mother does NOT need to know of what happened.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Sorry, but another important point needs to be typed. The edited .jpg of Snyder's 10% coupon from NBC 29's flyer I had posted earlier on my wall, well I have recently printed 50 copies at a photo-print station at [[Wal-Mart]] a few days ago, Destined to be distributed as I went. Placed like on the table I wpuld be sitting at, or for the Mall, placed like advertising things near other ad things. Their purpose, obviously, is to Inform The Public and Masses to Stay Far Away from that PLACe, because Cyber-Bullies DO meet, hand and breed there under Snyder's approval. That PLACe WILL go down, by my will, or by someone else's fire-on-a-stick and bombs.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| On another topic, I just got hit by my horoscope today. It warned me to keep my business only to myself and associates, otherwise I'd run risk of...&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| (keep my goals to myself or risk)... &amp;quot;Being encouraged Ad Nauseam&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| I took the horoscope to mean that I should keep my resumed Sweetheart Search quiet at the Mall today. I had planned on wearing a sign around my neck, stating non-offensively, &amp;quot;IF YOU LIKE ME, PLEASE TELL ME&amp;quot;. I had also thought of playing music from my 3DS loudly through bomb-shaped mini speakers with fun faces I had purchased at Wal-Mart.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 4, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Found first two seasons of &amp;quot;Laguna Beach&amp;quot; on DVD at Goodwill with ALL matching discs included. Checking out series now; I like it so far.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 5, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Recently, after being corrected of homo Andy Dick DID NOT star in the movie, &amp;quot;Napoleon Dynamite&amp;quot;, I rented the movie from PSN. It was a fun, okay movie. Additionally, I actually watched the first two episodes of the new Animated Series on FOX before I watched the movie.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 5, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Recently watched Graduation episode of L.B. S-1; I reflected on High School again, as well as my Graduation. I cried again.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 6, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| I Don't Know. I've observed that I felt like more often than usual. I'm still feeling lost. I'm lonely. I need face-to-face woman/friends. I'm slow on the take sometimes to often. I wish I could go back to 1999. I wish my family and I had not moved back here. My heart still aches. My soul feels broken, beaten and scarred. I dunno what to think. I Don't Know.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 7, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Hey, Everyone! Say hello to my friend who has been offline for a while; she finally got back on and started an f.b. page for herself from my invitation, [[Jackie|Jacklyn Romy]]. **(:D**&lt;br /&gt;
| February 8, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| Here, [[:Image:Chris_and_Jackie_Lego_Friends.png‎|my Lego Minifig counterpart is lucky with a Lego Friend]]; hopefully Jackie and I can get together and renew our relationship. :) '[Note: Picture is placed underneath the status update.]''&lt;br /&gt;
| February 9, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| [[:Image:Christian_3DS_Wii_QR_Code.png‎|My 3DS Mii QR Code]]. ''[Note: Code is placed underneath the status update.]''&lt;br /&gt;
| February 9, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| I've just finished watching the [[My Little Pony|M.L.P.]] We &amp;lt;3 Ponies Mare-a-thon countdown. I'm pleased &amp;quot;Green Isn't Your Color&amp;quot; made #2; I feel confused why &amp;quot;Luna Eclipsed&amp;quot; was voted #1. I liked &amp;quot;Look Before You Sleep&amp;quot; better, but considering the choices on HubWorld.com, &amp;quot;The Cutie-Mark Chronicles&amp;quot; should HAVE been the #1 episode.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 11, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| I'm just (re)informing y'all that I still feel little looking forward to my 30th [[Christian Love Day|Birthday]], and I have NO plans on or around the date. Everyone on my Friends List, you all are welcome to extend you wishes to me by U.S. Post Mail or Telephone on my cell's Voice Mail. You all are also welcome to visit me at my house (yard-visit); please call my cell and leave a message with your name and phone number, so I can return your call. &lt;br /&gt;
| February 11, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Also, I still wait for a response from Jackie here; with her hopping a plane for a vacay suddenly, I feel concerned and worry rather or not she still longs for me (mutually) or not.&lt;br /&gt;
| February 11, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| Mom got upset with me after I got caught flipping off a Jerkop. She told me how she felt in a conflict-resolution. It hurt me. She recovered after some rest, but I still feel very sad. I feel like I deserve to be beaten up, and I do not want Michael Snyder's blood on my mother's hands. &lt;br /&gt;
| February 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| I'm feeling sad and lonely again. Just hang in' at McD in [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckers]]. *sigh* ...&lt;br /&gt;
| February 13, 2012&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Application statuses ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
! Text&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler was reviewing friends' friends for [[Love Quest|dating]], using Spark&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler wants to know if you would [[Hanky-panky|do him]]? Yes? No?&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|[[Troll|Someone]] is checking out Christian Weston Chandler on Zoosk.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler is in MOOD for a [[Rape|SWEET KISS]] from someone really special Is that YOU?&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler gave a sweet ANONYMOUS kiss to a Secret Someone special Rachel Davis Isnt this exciting?&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Someone rated Christian Weston Chandler on Are YOU Sexy.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler has added FunWall.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on 'Meet New People'.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler added the iLike application.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Chris and music|music]] to their profile&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler took the [[Sweetheart|Ideal Mate]] quiz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler says: I feel Lonely&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler is being viewed on MNF&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler just added the [[Cherokian Clan|Heritage]] app.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler , New Stickers are waiting for you!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Someone Yes'd Christian Weston Chandler on MNF&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler has added a new [[Son-Chu|bumper sticker]]&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Are You Interested?!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler has created a playlist called [[Christian's Favorite Hits!|CWC\'s Jams]].&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler voted for his favorite version of a song&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler listened to the song&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler is being flirted with on 'Meet New People'.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler is checking out Meet New People!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Update! Top Friends News from Christian Weston Chandler!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler found someone interesting on Mesmo [[Chris and television|TV]] Match&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler took a quiz&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler added [[Family Guy|TV favorites]] to their profile using Mesmo TV&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler is passing teammates in TV Show Trivia&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler found out which [[For Julie's Eyes Only|sexual position]] is best for him&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler is a [[Song for Jackie.MOV|Naughty Genie]] and is granting naughty wishes to friends&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler has made a naughty [[China|wish]] to Linda DeLorme. Linda DeLorme must now fulfill it.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler granted a naughty wish back to Linda DeLorme&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler joined the Compare HOTNESS Tournament!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler has just sent a new post.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Someone flirted with Christian Weston Chandler!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler found a lucky Facebook [[Homos|Fairy]]!&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Naughty Genie granted Christian Weston Chandler a Wish&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler is playing the Sex Appeal game.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler sent Frog playing banjo gift to Jessica Gombert&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Smiley from Jessica Gombert.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler sent Rachel Reynolds a Juno Movie Message.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler voted for Melissa Williams for FB Models.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler has a Blue heart !&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Nosey from Jessica Gombert.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Bluey from Jessica Gombert.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler accepted a Spotty from Jessica Gombert.&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler gained a Scratch And Win title&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
|Christian Weston Chandler has been loved&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category: Websites]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Historical Documents]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Chris_and_Jackie_Lego_Friends.png&amp;diff=157233</id>
		<title>File:Chris and Jackie Lego Friends.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Chris_and_Jackie_Lego_Friends.png&amp;diff=157233"/>
		<updated>2012-02-24T20:41:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: Photo of Chris's and Jackie's Lego Friends &amp;quot;counterparts;&amp;quot; taken from screenshot of Chris's leaked Facebook posts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Photo of Chris's and Jackie's Lego Friends &amp;quot;counterparts;&amp;quot; taken from screenshot of Chris's leaked Facebook posts.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:GAMe_PLACe_Cyber-Bully_Hang-Out_Ad.png&amp;diff=157232</id>
		<title>File:GAMe PLACe Cyber-Bully Hang-Out Ad.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:GAMe_PLACe_Cyber-Bully_Hang-Out_Ad.png&amp;diff=157232"/>
		<updated>2012-02-24T20:35:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: Chris's &amp;quot;ad&amp;quot; for the Cyber-Bully hang out; taken from screen cap of Chris's leaked Facebook statuses&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Chris's &amp;quot;ad&amp;quot; for the Cyber-Bully hang out; taken from screen cap of Chris's leaked Facebook statuses&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Christian_3DS_Wii_QR_Code.png&amp;diff=157231</id>
		<title>File:Christian 3DS Wii QR Code.png</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=File:Christian_3DS_Wii_QR_Code.png&amp;diff=157231"/>
		<updated>2012-02-24T20:30:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: A screen cap of Chris's QR Code for his 3DS Mii from his leaked Facebook posts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;A screen cap of Chris's QR Code for his 3DS Mii from his leaked Facebook posts.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Facebook_statuses&amp;diff=157210</id>
		<title>Talk:Facebook statuses</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Facebook_statuses&amp;diff=157210"/>
		<updated>2012-02-24T18:15:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;should i include just Chris's own statuses or all the annoying as shit application generated ones? -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 00:40, 13 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
: Verbatim status updates he wrote - and maybe just mention the crappy applications he's been seen to use. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 03:48, 13 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Wikify this biznitch.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:05, 13 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Facebook is back ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
ok i dont have the time but i believe that the files here&lt;br /&gt;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chfb1.png&lt;br /&gt;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chfb2.png&lt;br /&gt;
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Chfb3.png&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Contain pretty much all of the new facebook status updates. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
so to quote someone famous &amp;quot;improve it faggots!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
: I'll go ahead and add them in. [[User:Flecko|Flecko]] 10:15, 24 February 2012 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Doctor_Robotnik&amp;diff=156894</id>
		<title>Doctor Robotnik</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Doctor_Robotnik&amp;diff=156894"/>
		<updated>2012-02-17T05:29:41Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: Minor grammar tweak&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|Robotnik! Robotnik! I'm a [[Chris and Anger|mad]] [[Honor Roll|geinus]]! Robotnik, Robotnik! I create chaos with my machines! I'm the darkest evil, and I'm mean! I have a monkey in my robot! Wait! The monkey is a robot! I turned the animal into a robot! With a process I call robotization!!!|The good Doctor's Villain Song, [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Robotnik.jpg|right|thumb|Robotnik hatching another evil plan for Sonichu's balls.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:And your little dog too.jpg|left|thumb|A rendering of Robotnik in Nintendo Power]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Doctor Robotnik''' (full name: '''Dr. Ivo &amp;quot;Eggman&amp;quot; Robotnik''') is the main antagonist of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] series that [[Chris]] rips off for his own purposes. According to the user's manual for ''[[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|Sonic Adventure 2]]'', Robotnik has an IQ of 300, which is likely the reason Chris makes the same [[Ego|claim about his own intelligence]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==History==&lt;br /&gt;
Robotnik is briefly alluded to in [[Sonichu #0|''Sonichu'' #0]], and he makes his first actual appearance in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]] as the issue's primary villain. He also makes a guest appearance in the homemade ''[[Nintendo Power]]'' magazine. Robotnik seems to be head research scientist for [[Giovanni]] where he orders around the enigmatic [[Bill]], a lab assistant lacking a face. He is also a member of [[PVCC|The Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]], as well as the creator of [[Blake]], a clone of [[Sonichu]] genetically engineered to be Sonichu's superior. However, during the creation process, cherry cola was spilled over the beakers and stained Blake black and made him profoundly retarded, making him Sonichu's [[niggo]] equal instead. In the same issue, he was also shown to be responsible for the creation of [[Metal Sonichu]]- for some reason ripping off his own creation, ''Metal Sonic''. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Robotnik was last seen towards the end of [[Sonichu #9|''Sonichu'' #9]], where Robotnik, Giovanni, and Reldnahc hold Rosechu captive while Giovanni asks Sonichu whether he'll choose his girlfriend over CWCville. He and Reldnahc are then knocked out by an unseen force (because apparently someone KO'd them from behind or something) and they have to retreat while Reldnahc [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|shits]] himself in embarrassment.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Purpose==&lt;br /&gt;
Robotnik's presence in the comic initially appeared to be that of an antagonist, or at the very least a supporting character as part of the evil cabal who attempts to [[Love_Quest|thwart Chris]]. Instead, his presence only stands to reinforce that Chris has absolutely no skills in character development. The fact that he is the villain of the Sonic games also seems to reinforce the fact that Chris has [[Sonic|blatantly ripped off a far more entertaining plot line]]. Hell, Robotnik even hints at the fact that [[Black Sonichu]] looks like Shadow upon his creation in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Objective==&lt;br /&gt;
Robotnik's goal in the whole story is never really stated. It can be assumed that he just wants to be an evil asshole like everybody else, cockblocking Chris for the fun of it. In the actual Sonic series, Robotnik is a maniacal scientist hellbent on defeating Sonic and imposing his own view of utopia upon the world. However, in ''Sonichu'', he just seems like a total fruitcake. Despite this, the fact that he is fat, claims to be extraordinarily [[wikipedia:Dr._Eggman#Concept_and_inspiration|intelligent]], all while being a bumbling idiot who is always defeated shows that he is actually more representative of Chris than the actual comic character of Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sonichu}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Characters]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Villains]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=156887</id>
		<title>User:Flecko</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=156887"/>
		<updated>2012-02-16T20:11:01Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Just sitting back, lurking, waiting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweetheart}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Weeaboo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{GrammarNazi}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Lucy}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Ham}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=156886</id>
		<title>User:Flecko</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Flecko&amp;diff=156886"/>
		<updated>2012-02-16T20:06:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Flecko: Created page with &amp;quot;Just sitting back, lurking, waiting.  {{Americunt}} {{Sweetheart}} {{Bisexual}} {{Atheist}} {{Weeaboo}} {{PS3}} {{GrammarNazi}}&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Just sitting back, lurking, waiting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Americunt}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Sweetheart}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Bisexual}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Atheist}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Weeaboo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{PS3}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{GrammarNazi}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Flecko</name></author>
	</entry>
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