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User:Flyingdingo0827

2010-12-08T23:02:26Z

Flyingdingo0827:

== Chris's bad ideas ==

For someone as thick as Chris, bad ideas are abound. Though there is speculation as where Chris finds the inspiration for these endeavors (or better yet where he rips it off from) some ideas are just so profoundly retarded that even the dumbest net citizen face palms in the face of rampant stupidity. These are some of the more well known ideas that Chris had in his head.

== Megan/ED saga ==

Prior to his discovery Chris would spent the majority of his time at the [[The GAMe PLACe]]. From there he met a young woman named [[Megan]], who was even stranger than him. During this time, Chris and Megan would spend time together talking about things that they both enjoyed (or rather what Chris was willing to copy) and generally became friends as a result.

One day however, a fellow patron named [[Mimms]] took a picture of Chris that started him on the road of becoming a lolcow. From there the shit hit the fan. After a session of [[Chris and his ego|ego searching]] on the web he discovered his ED page and like most things in his life he handled it poorly. He decided to become a one man army against the evil ED empire armed with nothing but truth and justice on his side. It didn't work out as much as he'd hope. When Chris decided to go on his crusade, he thought that the best way to combat the facts in his article is to bombard it with additional information that would be too personal for someone to know. In addition to anecdotes involving sex and telling the EDitors that "he's straight" he decided to upload rule 34 of his own comic characters. In addition to the slew of rosechu porn was a picture depicting comic Chris finger banging a Caucasian brunette while smiling like a smug bastard. The EDitors automatically assumed that the brunette in question was none other than [[Crystal]] which led some to believe that Chris wanted to bang his imaginary twin sister. Because he's not one to keep others out of the crossfire, Chris responded by stating that the girl in the picture was actually his friend Megan.

Soon after the picture was uploaded, a friend of Megan discovered the picture and told Megan about it. Megan was shocked and went to Chris with outrage as she asked him why he decided to draw the picture. At first, Chris believed that Megan was outraged due to the fact that She was asexual and probably didn't know what sex was. So he dedicated an entire E-mail to explain in candid detail what he was doing to her in the pic. After she recovered from a combination of disgust and nausea, she again asked him why he did it. He responded by basically telling her that he needed to draw the picture or else he would've probably (attempted) to rape her and told her that he'd try to take down the page as soon as possible. After several weeks of failed attacks on ED, Megan responded for one of the last time by telling him that she never wanted to see him again and told him that they couldn't be friends anymore. To this day, Megan's location is unknown and Chris lost one of the closest things he had as a friend. To make matters worse, the onslaught of information and the gallery of Rule 34 helped to increase troll interest in Chris and helped to make him one of the biggest target for trolling that most have ever seen.

''It should be noted that even though the picture ended his friendship with [[Megan]], he still decided to upload the same picture along with the rest of the rule 34 to his porn site [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack]] and cited its use by saying that he needed "sexy pictures for a sexy website".''

== Adam Stackhouse saga ==

Sometime before the discovery of ED and the fallout of Megan's friendship, Chris decided to enter a contest known as [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]]. During the contest, Chris and several other applicants had to sing a song from the titular game series and the winner would be able to go to an all expense paid trip to Seattle for the 2007 PAX convention and two PSPs. Chris hoped that winning the contest would unlock the gates to Megan's [[china]]. So Chris got up, buckled down and...no he just half-assed the job as usual. Chris's performance could be called less than ideal as it primarily consisted of him flailing around like a fish while reading the lyrics to the song.

Rather than play fair and what for the results, Chris decided to stuff the ballot box with votes to make sure that he'd win. So after voting over 50 times and getting everyone he knew to cast their vote, Chris ended up losing the contest and getting nothing but a PSP to show for all his "hard work". He decided to combat the decision by trying to discredit the winners by trying to prove that they broke the rules even though he broke several rules by stuffing the ballot box and adding additional lyrics. For all his efforts however, he was told straight up by Megan that even if he did by some miracle won, she still wouldn't have gone with him anyway.

(''It should be noted that Chris also thought that it was necessary to tell a total stranger that he only entered the contest to get his friend to sleep with him while he was telling him why he should have won the contest.'')

== Clyde Cash saga ==

During this saga, Chris began to draw more of his comics and trolls began to eat it up as soon as they saw it. However, because Chris can't do anything as easy as draw (shitty) pages for his comic for more than a couple of minutes, his comics began to update less and less until Chris practically stopped updating all together. When this happened, many fans were upset including a young boy named [[Ryan Cash]], younger brother of Mr. [[Clyde Cash]] and a die hard fan of the comic. When Chris's updating schedule began to slow down, young Ryan soon found himself falling into a deep depression. Soon after, Young Ryan committed suicide and the Cash family would never be the same again. Immediately Clyde decided to tell Chris the horrible tragedy and awaited Chris's response to being responsible for killing his younger brother. After several days, Chris decided to create a video to apologize to the Cash family and showed how sorry he was about the death of one of his fans.

[[Fail|His response was less than ideal.]] Chris decided that it was more important to [[Chris and his Ego|marvel at his power]] to cause a young boy to commit suicide than to [[Chris and remorse|show how sorry he was for causing it]]. Needless to say, Clyde was not amused and Chris unknowingly created an enemy that would haunt him even from beyond the grave (supposedly).

After Clyde fucked up many of Chris's attempt to gain [[China]], hacked his many user accounts on various websites (including youtube and one of his sonichu websites), and sending various trolls to harass Chris IRL, Chris began to hate Clyde with more fury as the days wore on. Chris would eventually try to counter against Clyde's attacks (with no avail) and would resort to everything from death threats and curse-ye-ha-me-has. Then came the day when Clyde was rumored to have committed suicide and [[Vivian Gee|various]] [[Jack Thaddeus|trolls]] decided to take up Clyde's place as the head troll. After many month's of inactivity on Clyde's end, Chris deduced that his nemesis was finally gone and he would finally be able to get some peace after months of abuse (until the next troll decided to mess with Chris of course).

Months later, Chris was in the middle of the [[Liquid Chris|Liquid Saga]]. He was busy trying to steal [[Kacey]] from "that brown shirted imposter" and get into her pants when suddenly Chris heard word that Clyde was back from the dead. He decided to spend most of his time trying to battle against Clyde (AKA Gregg Mays) and silence him once and for all. Chris's attempt hinged on a particularly gay picture ([[Homos|that Chris saved and is in possession of to this day]]) that he used as a springboard to create several poor jokes. One of these was one particularly terrible one in which Chris decided to mock the 9/11 tragedy for the sake of humiliation. This video was met by moral outrage and disbelieve that Chris would actually be dumb/heartless enough to mock one of the worst terrorist attacks in US history. After deleting the video a day after it was uploaded, Chris decided to offer an apology to those that may have been offended by the video. This video offered a half-assed apology that was quickly followed by him explaining how he only used the tragedy in order to mock Clyde Cash. Not one to outdo himself in laziness and studipity, Chris then showed a picture of the twin towers its tops on fire. Needless to say, the general consensus seemed to believe that [[Fail|the apology was more offensive than the one before it]].

The last Chris has mentioned Clyde after the Gregg mays incident was when he thought that Clyde had a hand in destroying his relationship with [[The Wallflower]]. Chris decided to display his forgiveness by pretending to beating him up before slitting Clyde's throat on camera with a pocket knife as way to warn other trolls from interfering in his love quest again.

== Love Quest ==

In the eve of trolling, Chris's motivation for life was to find a sweat heart to "make from the ground up" and one day father [[Crystal Weston Chandler]] and live happily ever after. This thought hadn't entered Chris's diminutive skull until one day in college when he was sent out of his English class for acting like a [[jerk]] by his teacher. Like many times when Chris didn't get his way, he packed up his his shit and ran out the classroom like a little bitch. When Chris waddled as far as his legs could carry him and he cried into a random bench, he realized that for the first time in his life he was totally alone. Unlike his high school years when he had his [[Barbera Chandler|mother]] and various [[gal-pals]] to comfort him in his hour of need, he realized that nobody came to help him cope with life as an [[autistic|autism]] [[virgin with rage]]. From that point on, Chris decided to look for his true and honest sweetheart and created many stupid ideas that eventually came back to bite him in the ass.

Six months after the [[Chris and English|English class]] incident, He decided to begin his love quest at the fashion square mall and began trying to try to pick up some of the [[boyfriend-free girl|sexy singles]] that frequented the mall. After being denied continuously by some of the woman, Chris began to develop [[noviophobia|a crippling fear of nonboyfriend-free girls due to the "infinitely high boyfriend factor" that seemed to prevent him from picking up a girlfriend to give him her [[china]].

After [[fail|failing]] to find a boyfriend free girl at the mall, Chris decided to bring his love quest on campus (as well as everywhere else he went) in order to increase the chance of finding China. One day a [[Mary Lee Walsh|girl]] approached him but it wasn't as good as Chris had hoped it would be. After the dean told Chris to stop creating attraction signs, Chris had no choice but to destroy the sign and take his business else where...until he attempted it much later. After having to deal with Chris's attraction sign and subsequent "personal ads" about himself, Mary had no choice but to take Chris into her office and lecture him on why the signs wouldn't work and why he'd never find a woman to date him. After being "talked down" to for approximately an hour, Chris decided that the best way to counter Mary's harsh attitude was to "attack" her in her office. This earned him anger management courses, psychiatric therapy, and a ban from PVCC for an entire year.

Chris also took his love questing to several public outlets in hopes of attracting a woman, as always the results were less than ideal but just as retarded. Chris's method of questing for love is less of a quest and more like fishing. Chris would park his fat ass on any area where he could sit with a sign in one hand and his DS in another. Like always, the signs attracted attention...but from the wrong people. Rather than a delightful beauty with DD cup breasts and a proclivity for autistic retards, he attracted [[jerkops|several]] [[manajerks|individuals]] and earned himself several bans from several public outlets for several months.

After several bans and nothing to show for it, Chris became depressed with nothing to do in his spare time. After a moment of lucidity, Chris decided to try his luck on the internet. Like everything else in his life, this would prove to get worse before it got better.

== Sweetheart saga(s) ==

After Chris decided to try his luck on the internet, several trolls decided to take advantage of the opportunity and soon several trolls tried to draw in Chris with promises of china if (and only if) he were able to do them a few favors. One could argue that continually falling for the exact same trick over and over again is a bad idea in and of itself, but to truly appreciate how stupid this decision is, we must examine each individual idea based each individual sweetheart.

*[[Blanca]]- After talking to a "woman" named Blanca for a while, Chris decided to take several compromising photos and send his sonichu medallion to her in the mail even though it was one of his most prized possessions.

*[[Sarah Jackson]]- After talking to Sarah J. and kicking her to the curb so that he could get with [[pandahalo]], Sarah went silent only for Chris to discover that Sarah was killed in a fatal car crash. In a display of logic that would only make sense to himself, Chris decided to honor her memeory by depicting her violent death '''twice''' within his own comic.

*[[Pandahalo]]- After hearing that Clyde had raped and impregnated Pandahalo, Chris decided to tell Pandahalo that he doesn't blame her for being raped.

*[[Julie]]- Chris filmed himself having sex with a blow-up doll, driving to Ohio, and shoving pieces of his medallion up his ass for someone that he barely knew.

*[[Ivy]]- Chris decided to make several disturbing videos for Ivy to show her how much he loved her. One of these videos was the infamous recycling video.

*[[Kacey]]- After threatening her boyfriend, insulting her father, and touching her inappropriately in public, Chris decided to draw the infamous "gun comic" which depicted him shooting liquid in the legs after he'd already disarmed him. All these factors eventually led to Kacey officially "dumping" solid Chris to marry Liquid.

*[[Wallflower]]- After accidentally revealing her identity over a youtube video, Chris tried save his relationship with the wallflower by making several videos depicting himself threatening trolls with a pocket knive (that took him several minutes to open) while telling trolls to delete the wallflower's dox. After her dox was purged and the wallflower kindly told him to fuck off, Chris decided to drop her dox several times (including one instance where it was in the goddamned title) while telling her how much he needed her while explaining how expensive it was to hire a hooker. Needless to say, the wallflower never contacted him again.

*[[Jackie]]- After Jackie first contacted Chris, Jackie's only goal was for Chris to improve his life in some way so he wouldn't be a loser. As always, Chris put little to no effort into completing her wishes and eventually, this caused her to break all ties with him as well.

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User:Flyingdingo0827

2010-10-28T13:22:52Z

Flyingdingo0827:

User talk:Juanbrujo

2010-07-08T04:04:59Z

Flyingdingo0827: Created page with 'Welcome to the CWCki. ~~~~'

Welcome to the CWCki. [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 04:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

User:Flyingdingo0827

2010-07-07T01:28:37Z

Flyingdingo0827:

User:Flyingdingo0827

2010-07-05T22:32:26Z

Flyingdingo0827:

User:Flyingdingo0827

2010-07-05T14:26:34Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* Megan/ED saga */

User:Flyingdingo0827

2010-07-05T03:24:40Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* Adam Stackhouse saga */

User:Flyingdingo0827

2010-07-05T01:08:27Z

Flyingdingo0827:

User talk:Flyingdingo0827

2010-07-05T00:26:15Z

Flyingdingo0827:

I see the article you're working on is similar to my idea, though better organized since its by saga. This is a list that i came up with earlier:

[[Fail|Chris is his own worst enemy]]. Most of the trolling that happens to him is self inflicted, because he gets ''really bad ideas''. Below is a list of ideas he's had and decisions he's made that were not influenced by trolls whatsoever, proving [[White Knights|to all]] that Chris really is that sad and not just a gullible victim of a bunch of [[troll|heartless]] [[jerks]].

*Chris uploads hand-drawn [[Rule 34]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] of his own accord, including [[shecameforcwc.jpg]].
*He [[recycling|recycle]]s his [[navy]], thinking that there is a finite amount of sperm he can produce and wants to preserve as much as possible. In an email to [[PandaHalo]], he claimed that he came up with this idea all on his own.
*Chris invents [[Dating Education]] as a way to help [[autistic]] [[virgin with rage|virgins]] like himself get laid (see below).
*Chris assumes one automatically gets sex on the [[third date]]. He's barely been able to get past [[Emily|the first]].
*The required reading for Date ED is [[How to Talk to Girls|a book written by a nine-year-old]] intended for other nine-year-olds.
*Even then, Chris ignores certain parts of the book that are simply common sense to the rest of us because he's too lazy to put effort into trying to get a girlfriend.
*His idea of [[Women's rights]] is the right to strip in public in protest to having [[pickle]]s drawn on pictures of them.
*He created [[Attraction Sign]]s to try and get a girl to come to ''him'', while generally creeping out patrons at various stores he brings the sign to.
*He entered a troll forum under the guise of a troll and suggested they [[rape]] [[Rocky]]. Whether it was to make them look bad or if he wanted to [[Chris and Rape|do it himself]], either way it was tasteless and terrible.
*Chris thought that it was a good idea to insult [[Clyde]] by [[Twin Falling Towers|comparing him to a National tragedy]].
*He later apologized by using the twin towers as candles on a birthday cake - ''on fire.''
*He removed the wireless antenna from his [[PS3]], thinking it could stop the bug trolls planted in it and would have no adverse effects on the PS3, let alone void the warranty.
*Chris thinks porn is educational and should be [[pedofork|shown to children]].
*He believes [[Aspergers]] is stealing the spotlight from TRUE and HONEST autistics and any supposed link between them is [[Chris and religion|BLASPHEMOUS]].
*Upon Rocky's admittedly good advice, he attends [[Fridays After Five]] in an attempt to socialize. He ruins it by showing off his [[Muscle bra]], with the writing [[Attraction Sign|"WANT WOMEN!"]] on it. Combined with his [[Chris and Fashion|Gay Trucker look]], it has the opposite effect.
*Most of all, Chris's idea of being [[HONEST]] is giving away too much information, which includes such embarrassing details as:
**[[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]]
**Wearing a [[muscle bra|sports bra]], including divulging the cup size (42 BUST).
**Admitting to owning a dildo and anal beads, all the while screaming that he's [[Homos|STRAIGHT!]]

[[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 23:41, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

*Thank you for the list, I'll try to add all that information but for now I'm going to work on some bad ideas by saga. However, I will use this information soon enough and I thank you for providing so much as it will help me to create a great article. [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 00:26, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

Template talk:Chris and

2010-07-04T23:17:06Z

Flyingdingo0827:

We need "Chris and Reliability" --[[User:CJB8895|CJB8895]]
*I'm sure that, if we asked him, he'd agree to make it for us later. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 02:46, 9 December 2009 (CET)

== Guidelines ==

I've tried to add some guidelines about how to go about writing a "Chris and..." article. Whether people will find and read it before attempting to create ill-conceived new ones - is another matter. As always, feel free to correct my take on what the Chris and... series is for, as I was purely writing from what I understand of it. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]]18:00, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
:These are excellent guidelines. That said your sig doesn't include your name so I have no idea who you are.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:02, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
::That happens if I type 5 ~'s instead of 4 :-/ --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:05, 22 May 2010 (UTC)
*Not bad, though I need to get around into making "Chris and..." articles a CWCki project in the same vein the CWChronology is one. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:43, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and politics ==

We need this article.

== Chris and Videogames ==

All these "Chris and..." subjects, and no one has done one about his interest in certain video games and how they've influenced his life and the comic. For shame...--[[User:Racer X|Racer X]] 13:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and intelligence ==

We all know that Chris claims that he's a "genius" even though he's an idiot but I don't think there's a definate article for it yet. What I mean is that while there's examples such as "Chris and English", "Chris and Spanish", and the honor roll page, there isn't an article that's mainly about his intelligence from academic subjects to basic common sense. I mean there's near limitless examples to Chris's stupidity and social retardation such as his recent ban from flipnote hatena for uploading crap that was already removed [[RomanticLabyrinth|four times]], for inappropriate content on a family site, wearing a bra with "wants woman" in public in an attempt to find a girlfriend at a [[Fridays After Five|public event]], and [[I Pimp My Ride.MOV|removing something from his PS3]] just because some trolls claimed to have access to it even though any normal person would be worried about damaging the merchandise and voiding the warranty. If you guys think that this would make a good article then please let me know and I'll get right on it. [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 14:53, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

:I've been working on something similar on my sandbox called "List of Chris's bad ideas", but I was specifically going for bad ideas that had little to no troll influence in order to prove he's not simply being manipulated into doing embarrassing things. That's probably the kind of thing we should go for, though I suppose we can also factor in his gullibility into intelligence. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:44, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

::I dunno guys, it sounds really, really subjective. You'd better have a full draft ready in one of your sandboxes so the powers that be can weigh in on it before you post.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:53, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

:::Why put 'Chris and...'? Just call it Chris's Bad Ideas. That would be one hell of an article.
Hey guys, I just started the first part of the article, it's in my user page if you want to check it out. [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 23:17, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

Template talk:Chris and

2010-07-04T23:14:58Z

Flyingdingo0827:

User:Flyingdingo0827

2010-07-04T23:11:54Z

Flyingdingo0827:

Template talk:Chris and

2010-07-04T14:53:47Z

Flyingdingo0827:

Chris and writing

2010-04-13T14:03:01Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* General problems */

[[Image:395-HowThePKMNCame.jpg|thumb|right|[[Audiobooks|Look at that cover, goddamn]]]]

While [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] has not shown his mastery at [[Chris and English|composing titillating pieces of literature]] as often as he has [[Chris and art|astounded us with his artistic skill]], he has nevertheless shown what he has been capable of '''writing''' through his [[Sonichu (comic)|outlandish webcomic]], several ill-guided blogging attempts and multiple short pieces of fiction and poetry.

== General problems ==

=== Tunnel vision ===
Writing is more than just putting words after one another. Well-built characters have things in their past and things in their behavior that need to be worked out in advance. Characters are connected to one another. The milieu of the stories needs to be fleshed out. The fictional universe has its past, present and future. Once these details are decided, the writer has to stick with them. All of these things are needed to produce great stories. Before writing anything, the author must ask "what ''will'' this story be about?" Once the story is finished, the author must ask "I need to write a back-cover blurb, so what ''was'' this story about?"

Chris has problems comprehending the "big picture" of his works. He has a general vague idea of where he's going, but he's unable to work on internal consistency. He keeps introducing details that lead to illogical conclusions. For example, in [[Sonichu 10]], [[Sandy Rosechu]] is introduced as a direct response to trolling, but her introduction contradicts everything we know about how [[Sonee & Rosey|Rosey]]s grow: she can speak when she's barely out of her egg, and grows up in about a week.

He also has great problems explaining what his comics are supposed to be about, and what the general game plan is. If he even ''began'' to describe it, it'd be a start: "A bunch of Sonic/Pokémon hybrids slack off, boink each other's brains out and kick rent-a-cop ass, whenever the series creator isn't using the comic as a soapbox."

=== Exposition ===
{{quote|Fifteen minutes of dialogue, and transformation, later...|[[Sonichu 9|Chris, not even trying anymore]]}}

One of the big problems that plagues Chris's writing is that he relies too much on exposition rather than implications from the actions and dialogue. Chris drops us a bunch of information, and assumes that is all that needs to be told. Part of this is just due to his inexperience as a writer ''and'' a reader, but part of it definitely comes from his [[autism]]: sticking to bare facts and not considering the fact that people need different kinds of information that pique their interests.

[[The High School Story]] is extremely exposition-heavy; indeed, it's a piece that has nothing ''but'' exposition. In this story, Chris is telling a tale like he would be telling about something that happened in real life (which, incidentally, is not very far from the truth) — the whole story could be used as an illustration of the "[[wikipedia:Show, don't tell|show, don't tell]]" rule.

When confronted with sentences like ''"Now, Terrah was a Great Artist, as she was well-known and well-praised in the number of Art Classes she took at Menchi-Nasu High"'', your average reader will probably ask "yes, but what was that artwork ''really'' like? How exactly was she praised, and who praised her? This story doesn't tell that!" As is often demonstrated, Chris doesn't like to elaborate on things, and assumes everyone gets the whole picture from a single statement of fact.

We don't hear of examples of Terrah's masterful brushwork or competent scene composition in her paintings, or hear of her painstaking attention to detail as she worked the clay, sweat on her brow, barely aware of the passage of time, in the eerie, slightly flickering glow of the fluorescent lights in the art classroom in the basement of the aging public school — a grossly underfunded institution that was barely equipped to let her reach her full potential. We don't hear of the suppressed tears of her classmates as they gaze upon the artwork that is utterly and totally full of Win. We don't hear of her teacher discussing the latest works of the little prodigy with other teachers over coffee. ''Because that would be showing.''

Furthermore, Terra's artistic skill is not introduced into the story until it becomes a plot point, when she feels she should win an award based on it. If she is as artistically-inclined as Chris intends, this trait should be introduced much earlier in the story, as it is certainly far more plot-relevant than, say, the character's homophobia.

When answering a letter in [[Mailbag 19#Textwalling|Mailbag 19]], Chris shows that he's under the impression that this level of exposition is normal in mainstream comics. Also, he lets us know that he's just being [[Chris and money|cheap]], since he can save money on markers by just writing down what happened, instead of having to illustrate it.

This isn't to say that using only exposition would be always bad. "[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls]]" is an example to the contrary, because many myths are told in a highly expository manner, as a recounting of events that happened long ago. For example, when people read about God creating the light in Genesis 1:3-4, they usually don't ask what "it was good" ''really'' means; no one, aside from a few enthusiastic theologians, immediately asks what God's ''motivation'' was in creating light, or how He might have ''really felt'' that day. Readers can't expect answers to those questions, because the events happened long before they were written.

===Plot construction and tension===
In any story, the best part about the story is the plot itself. It's what moves the story and what draws readers' attention to it. It could be said that ''coming up with interesting things that could happen'', ''coming up with interesting characters'' and ''telling how those characters interact and either make things happen or hinder the progress'' are some of the basic construction materials of any stories. If the story lacks any sort of interesting little hooks, readers will not give a damn about the story, and will stop reading and turn away. Sadly, when Chris builds plots, there's no drive or feel to it, thus making it seem like everything's ''there''. Many times, it is that way.

====The Challenge====
[[File:SchuComic1.jpg|thumb|right|It's fairly obvious that Mary Lee Walsh's plan of "Hee Hee"-ing Chris and Sonichu in submission had no chance of working, and Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-Hmm is the most devastating attack in the universe. ''Duh.'' So why not use it?]]
While Chris does have a ''few'' good ideas (derivative or otherwise), he tends to pull it through as quickly as possible, with very little real suspense. Chris has built a cast of recolored characters, and he has come up with some sort of events that these characters must go through. Sadly, though, he puts zero effort in making characters interact in any plausible manner. Chris's characters never have to actually ''prove'' to the reader that they're able to advance the plot: we ''know'' they'll do it, not just because Chris gives out future spoilers like hamburgers, but mainly because they're Chris's heroes and Chris's heroes NEVER fail.

In competently-put-together stories, heroes would need to prove to the readers that they're able to conquer the challenge ("It's not impossible: I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home; they're not much bigger than two meters"), or show that the heroes are ''learning'' to be able to conquer the challenge ("They say The User lives outside the Net and inputs games for pleasure. No one knows for sure, but I intend to find out"). Sarah Connor eventually figures out that weeping and cowering won't work and kicking Terminator ass is perfectly doable once she figures out how. Neo must first blow his frigging mind to become the One and destroy the Matrix. Frodo must face the fact that he's just a plain ol' hobbit (and hence saving the world is a little bit out of his league) and that the One Ring is messing with everyone's head, including his.

In Chris's stories, good guys win ''by default''. Many, if not all, of the battles in his series seem to be utterly one-sided and boring. Most of the time, this is caused by Sonichu or Chris having a power that is needed right then and there without any explanation. A good example of this is the battle between Sonichu and [[Liquid Chris|"IBAChandler"]] in Sonichu 9. IBA shows up for a grand total of ''one page'' before getting curb stomped by Sonichu using an attack he has never used before or since. In a way, it shows that only one Chris can exist, but at the same time, that fact that Sonichu defeated the person without even breaking a sweat shows that Chris has no real patience for thinking what kind of characters IBA and Sonichu ''are'', and if they ended up in a fight, what kind of battle would it be. Sonichu is a hero, hence he must win; IBA is a villain, hence he must fall. No further explanation is required in Chris's mind, and the one-page confrontation is just a courtesy for the reader.

====Drama====

Drama is also a hard thing for Chris to do. In well-written stories, characters usually have to jump hurdles after hurdles to reach their goal. At times, they have to make certain choices that could either help them, or bite them in the ass in the future. Chris, being Chris, believes in the saying that they should "have their cake and eat it, too." Going back to Sonichu 9, Sonichu is confronted with a choice: let Reldnahc take over CWCVille or Rosechu dies. If Sonichu really were the Sonic ripoff he was, he'd probably attempt to save Rosechu and somehow be stopped in the process, then given the ultimatum again. Instead, Chris forgoes it and has Bionic and Darkbind save the day not even a page later. It is possible that many of Chris's ''deus ex machina'' moments could be derived from [[Sailor Moon]], in which the titular heroine, whenever she gets in over her head, is always rescued by a ''deus ex machina'' — in this case, by Tuxedo Kamen, her love interest.

A competently-written hero usually will be able to save both the love interest and society at large, but it will take that much more drive, courage, ingenuity, and skill. If the character is going to completely win, then the audience expects a little extra effort to justify this, and a ''deus ex machina'' will not satisfy. A particularly blatant example of this is the cover art for ''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'', which depicts Chris having already beaten his various enemies, thus diffusing any possible tension.

A more succinct example of Chris's approach to dramatic buildup can be seen in [[Sonichu 10]]. Ever since Sonichu 5, Chris and the Chaotic Combo's main goal was to find and unite the seven Sonichu Balls to free [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Crystal]] from the [[Dark Mirror Hole]]. From that point on, Chris, Sonichu and the others traveled through time, dealt with evil trolls and scoured the ocean to search for the balls. After two episodes of events that really don't mean anything, Chris is pulled out and, after spending most of the third episode dealing with trolls, he ''finally'' gets around to freeing Crystal. What should have been a momentous occasion is turned into a jaw-dropping ''"That's it???"'' moment when all Chris, as Collosal Chan, does is walk into the mirror, pick up Crystal and walk out as if he was just grabbing something from the other room! It's less of a momentous occasion and more of a ''"If that's all we had to do, then why did we spend so long WAITING for it?!"''.

====Love====

Another thing that Chris has no drive to prolong is the need for love interests. In many series, potential love interests, upon meeting, either hate each other's guts, are oblivious to one's feelings, or start out as good friends and work their way to being lovers. Ongoing comics tend to wait years for character A to finally fall in love with character B. Series centered around romance, especially ''shoujo'' [[anime]], tend to wait until the very end of the series for the characters to announce their true feelings, whereupon they "all live happily ever after".

Because of Chris's need to have true and loving couples, virtually every Sonichu and Rosechu has been hooked up with the exception of Magi-Chan and Silvana (and according to an IN-COMIC SPOILER ALERT in [[Sonichu 10]], they will be soon). Even worse, there's no build-up to these moments — they meet, hook up and screw all right there, often through the cop-out plot device of "love at first sight". Just read the past comics again — can you find the precise ''motivations'' Blake and Bubbles had when they got together? What did they like about each other? How about all those new lovehog couples who were unveiled in Sonichu 9? Chris likes to ramble about true love and respecting people's personalities, but the inter-personal chemistries of his ''characters'' remain mysteries to us.

Let's put this into context:

*It took Superman ''sixty years'' to marry Lois Lane.
*It took Spider-Man ''twenty years'' to marry Mary Jane Watson and another twenty to have it retconned.
*It took Sonic the Hedgehog ''ten years'' to admit his feelings to Princess Sally in the comics, and another year to break them apart.
*It took Sailor Moon ''two seasons'' to be able to have a happy moment with Tuxedo Kamen without something screwing it up for them.
*It takes Chris ''less than one episode'' to pair people up and have [[hanky-panky]]!

Another thing Chris refuses to do is ''break up'' his TRUE and HONEST couples. In many stories, even if a person gets the girl/guy in one story, it doesn't mean that they will ''keep'' them in the next. They could simply break up due to differences, due to someone wanting to go elsewhere and be allowed to leave or even killed. The break up can also lead to many changes in the character. Just look at Spider-Man: Marvel Comics spent most of an entire decade trying to split him and Mary Jane apart before going with a ridiculous idea. Archie Andrews can't decide between Betty and Veronica. When Anakin Skywalker was told that his force choke had killed his wife, Padme Amidala, it cemented his transformation into Darth Vader.

To Chris, for a male character to have a boyfriend-free girl as their own is the ultimate victory. It's proof positive that they are STRAIGHT. Even though he loses his own [[gal-pal]]s on a regular basis, Chris refuses to do that with his characters. Chris's [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|in-comic self]] is the closest thing to an exception. His [[sweethearts]] almost invariably die horribly, but they still never break up. In an earlier [[Mailbag 11|Mailbag]], he mentions that any Sonichu/Rosechu who wishes to separate is sent to counseling as means to get back together. He also fought tooth and nail to keep Evan from having him take [[Simonla]] away. To Evan and [[trolls|everyone else]], she was nothing more than a throw-away character made to prove Wild's heterosexuality. To Chris, however, she was [[Wild Sonichu]]'s ''girlfriend'' and it would be horrible to have them split apart in any way. This is why Chris came up with the story of how Simonchu comes to CWCville to get back Simonla, only to be beaten and driven away by Wild Sonichu - to prove, once and for all, that they were meant to be together.

====Death====

Another thing Chris cannot write is [[Chris and death|death]]. Death in writing is something that changes people, just as in real life. Chris should know this. [[Patti Chandler|It's happened to him before.]] Death, especially towards someone very close to a character, brings out different aspects of a character. It motivates ("I shall become... a bat"), horrifies ("I've done something... I can never forgive myself for. I ''killed Lalah!'' Why? Why did this have to happen?!") and even be used against someone ("Run. Run away and ''never return.''"). Death can even haunt someone long after it has happened. In Chris's world, people can die, but it has little to no impact to the person.

In Episode 20 of Sonichu 9, Sarah Jackaras's sister, Rita, informs her class that she had died in a car crash, which mirrored [[Sarah Jackson|Sarah Jackson's]] death. The class? Doesn't seem to give a fuck their teacher is dead. Especially after Rita takes over the class. In the following episode, PandaHalo is also killed, caught in an explosion, her Pokemon, BlazeBob and Chloe, mourn her death for ''a few panels'' before they decide to "move on". When Ivy is killed off, pages later, it's only mentioned in a fucking textwall along with the fact that they killed off a number of [[jerkops]]. All that is done is a single shed tear before moving on to fight Mary Lee Walsh. Even worse, in Sonichu 10, Chris and the Hedgehog Boys obliterate the 4-cent_garbage building, killing over a hundred trolls and leaving another 250 missing. All of this because of nothing less than teasing him. Even more, he, too, spends nothing more than a page over them and their deaths, taking it as a victory instead. However, come the end of the episode, Chris goes above and beyond this with the death of Simonla - he kills her off, then initiates what equates to a mock trial for her murderers and having all of his characters murder ''them'' instead, including the child of Simonla!

====Spoilers====

Spoilers are events within a story that has yet to happen in specific parts of it. Because of this, many readers try to avoid rampent spoilers that could possibly ruin the story if they find out that a certain character is killed, the protagonist defeats the antagonist (thus ruining any suspense that could have been made by the reader wondering whether or not the hero will even survive long enough to kill the antagonist or vice-versa), or find out about a certain event that has been foreshadowed but has yet to happen. Unfortunately though, Chris seems to love to spoil major plots within the comic instead of allowing the plot to travel along for the reader see for themselves. While some "spoilers" in question are incredibly expected, most readers would probably like to get through one issue/episode without having the plot spoiled by someone.

A recent example of this is when [[magi-chan]] "spoiled" the fact that him and [[silvana]] were going to [[hanky panky|"get together"]] sometime in the future. While we basically know that sooner or later every character is going to be paired with another character of the opposite sex, it really makes this particular one ironic is that he pretty much said that the closest that he'd get to going out with another character would be a hermaphrodite after he single-handedly rid the world of [[homos]]. Another spoiler is when he mentioned that [[metal sonichu]] and [[graduon]] were going to team up in [[sonichu 11]]. This particular event would've created a great (and unexpected) battle and would've tied in the whole cliffhanger at the end of [[sonichu 1]] and would've created a potentially impressive battle between the good guys and graduon. Unfortunately (but not surprising)Chris decided to drop this particular event '''years''' before such an event was supposed to take place. Its even more disappointing since Chris recently promised to avoid the internet and stop creating new sonichu comics until it's published, because of it, this event will likely never happen unless Chris decides to publish his comic online again.

====tl;dr====

As one can see, Chris doesn't like buildup or suspense; thus, he bluntly goes into something full-force, expecting his readers to accept it.

=== Characterization ===
: ''See also: [[Chris and art#Character Design|Character design]]''

People like fictional characters that feel like individuals and make distinct, human-like choices. People ''don't'' like fictional characters that are practically indistinguishable from other characters in the author's work, and behave irrationally, jarringly predictably and/or stereotypically. Hence, it's important to make major characters behave in a way that makes sense and makes them interesting. The industry calls this "character development". (Even the big artists sometimes fail at this very hard. "Princess Leia can sure handle a blaster and can sure insult the heroes for coming up with such a half-baked rescue plan! Princess Amidala, on the other hand, is... uh... that's a tough one, wait a sec... help me out here, guys... uh, she's... Natalie Portman???")

Chris is averse to creating characters that are in any way different from other characters. The characters are superficially different, but they ''all'' behave pretty much the same manner.

In [[Common Questions]], Chris described [[Silvana Rosechu|Silvana]] as his ''least'' favorite character because it was created under "Troll Influences" and he "felt forced" to make her a hermaphrodite. This, however, is fairly odd, because Silvana is among the more interesting characters that Chris has created, for better or worse; she has a unique perspective, unique abilities, and she's using those abilities to her advantage. Her personality is still the same canned stuff, but at least the character does something that the other characters are ''incapable'' of doing. Artists shouldn't feel sick when creating characters that are unpleasant to them ''personally'' — how else would we get great villains?

It is not enough that the characters have traits listed in some list — those traits should also be ''used'' in the fiction. Chris likes to harp on how his Rosechus are sweet and nice and how his Sonichus have different attitudes, but that just doesn't show all that much in the comic itself. The perfect example of this principle would be the [[Guitar Hero]] "bandmates" Chris came up with. It's fairly certain that ''Chris'' has came up with interesting backstories for these characters — or, he may not have done that. If the facts aren't shown in actual stories, ''it doesn't matter.'' What is certain that ''we, the audience,'' have not been told about those stories in any canonical source. The public has seen these characters exactly in three places: One of Chris's Guitar Hero videos, [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg]], and the character drawings. These sources tell the reader precisely two facts about each character: They bang instruments, they get banged by Chris. The only possible way for Chris to rectify this situation would be to use these characters in some story where they would let their personalities and unique talents show. Until that day, we're left with those moderately uncomfortable meager facts.

Another thing that people don't like about characters are those who are too overpowered, can never do wrong, and is loved by all. Commonly referred to as [[Wikipedia:Mary Sue|Mary Sues]] and Gary Stus, they kill people's interest in the story because everyone knows they're going to win no matter what.

Chris's heroic characters, even Chris himself, are the sheer definition of Mary Sues. Look at Sonichu: he has incredible super powers, gains powers when he needs them, and won the heart of a girl without even ''trying''. Chris offers no challenge to his characters because he doesn't like challenges.

== Chris as a poet and lyricist ==
: ''See also: [[Chris and music]]''

{{quote| I’d lay her down caress her gently tickle her fancy; have her tickle my fancy, and give it to her with the learned lonely experience I’ve endured.|Chris, expertly stirring feelings of both mild disgust and confusion<ref>For My True Love, I Would…</ref>}}

Chris's lyrics vary from acceptable for the sort of cheesy tie-in music usually written by D-list hack writers, to hilariously awful and full of painful rhymes, giving us lines such as "[[Feel So Lonesome|if no girl comes, I'll break my arm]]."

His poetry, however, is far worse: it's simply abysmal, consisting of one assault after another on the English language. Painful rhymes [[Saddest Heart in the World|are even more present than in his songs]]; other times, he [[Valentines Day Hymn|breaks the mood of the poem]] to throw in some of his trademark [[random-access humor]]. Chris also tends to use rather dated language in his poetry, not unlike in his written messages to his fanbase; however, it is not "how do I love thee" dated, which is generally acceptable (though a tad clichéd sometimes), but the sort of mushy language used in Valentine's Day cards like the ones kids hand out in elementary school, or perhaps the dialogue on many [[I Love Lucy|old television shows]]. This language is especially evident in his poems "Valentine's Day Hymn" (which is not a hymn, or any sort of song at all, as it lacks both a discernible tune and any sort of rhyme or meter scheme) and "Saddest Heart in the World."

== Chris and short fiction ==
[[Image:F1p13.jpg|thumb|right|To be fair, his writing does have a certain infamous appeal to it]]

Chris shows the [[Fail|same amount of skill]] when concocting prose as he does when crafting poetry. Earlier works, like "How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls" and "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", show a slightly juvenile, [[Slow-in-the-minds|simple]] writing style. Like many elementary school kids, Chris frequently pauses the action to [[Autism|describe exactly what a character is wearing]] and [[Sonichu 8|expound upon trivial aspects of characters]] in unnecessary detail. This is counterbalanced by frequently [[Evan|glossing over things]] that may [[Sonichu Balls|have relevance at some point]]. But overall, these pieces have certainly childlike charm, and are actually moderately impressive for a 4th grader.

Then you realize Chris was eighteen fucking years old.

{{quote| Needing to hit the monster in the same manner, Super Sonic rushed again at such a speed. And once again, he ran in and [[Kacey Call|came out the mouth]].|Chris, proving the [[Beel|devil]] is in the details.}}

Recently an impressive new work has emerged along with the [[CWCipedia]]. Dealing with [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|yet another female adaptation of Chris]], "[[The High School Story]]" is another fascinating and vaguely creepy look at Chris's literary process. While the narrative and sense of drama have been amped up considerably, [[Chris and English|confusing grammatical and syntax problems]] are far more present. Whereas most [[Fan:Chris Gets Laid|pieces]] [[Fan:The Death of Sonichu|of]] [[Fan:CWCVille 1984|fiction]] utilize the rules of the English language to better express their story, Chris made the bold move to [[Sex|screw]] the rules entirely.

{{quote|She felt angry when she heard "Lesbian"; when called that, she would leave the bully an intimidating glare with a purple glow from her green eyes. Then soon after, a Strong, Straight Homophobe would attack that bully with No Mercy; beat the crap out of that person.|Chris, momentarily forgetting the story in order to encourage [[gay]] bashing}}

This story in particular displays Chris's inability to immerse himself in a character that is not simply some strangely conceived version of himself.

== Chris as a comic writer ==
: ''See also: [[Chris and art]], [[Sonichu (comic)]]''
=== Lack of cohesive script ===
Like all forms of narrative art, a comic needs a script. Serious writers do not keep the scripts in their heads; most comics are scripted either in very rough sketch form, or textually, or both. When discussing the [[Sonichu (game)|video game plans]], he said his game ideas are in his head, and he'd probably say the same about the comic. ''If'' Chris has a grand plan for the comic, he's using the same "pure gold on first try" mentality as in everywhere else. Interestingly, in a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|a recent phone call]], Chris reveals that he takes 30 minutes to type up the text needs for a certain page.

The most telltale sign of this lack of script has been his ability to derail the story either to deal with trolls or to issue apologies. [[Sonichu 10]] is ''easily'' the worst case scenario. The story had already been hyped up as the story where Chris would take care of Mary Lee Walsh and free Crystal from the mirror, but real life and constant troll attacks intervened. The story quickly veered into a horrific wish fulfillment scenario as he murders trolls left and right, steal and alter characters to make him feel better then try to issue apologies just so he can get away scot-free. And what about those two major events? Both of them completed in ''one page''.

It's easy to see here that, despite how hyped-up his other plots are, they are easily derailed and shoved aside just so he can deal with those "SLANDEROUS TROLLS".

=== Textwalls and unreadable bubble layouts ===
[[Image:SchuComic10P09.jpg|thumb|right|An example of Chris's mind-boggling ability to make a completely unreadable page]]
[[Image:SchuComic9P92.jpg|thumb|left|Holy balls, ''try'' reading that]]
[[IMage:MSCPython.jpg|thumb|right|Witty banter is considerably less funny when it's blatantly ripped off ''and'' you have to follow the numbers.]]
As far as dialogue writing goes, aside from the lack of proofreading and editing, Chris's biggest sin is textwalling. Characters just can't shut up at times, and this leads to him forgetting that comics are meant to show the readers things, and not turn into inconveniently typeset novels without any of the requisite bits of narration and scene-setting. He has absolutely no organization to his speech bubbles, sometimes forcing readers' eyes to jump all over a page to try and put together what he was trying to say, including using '''numbers''' to disclaim the flow of a conversation. Chris owns a copy of Photoshop, which can be used to create speech bubbles with minor effort, provided one invests some time in learning how to do that. (Learning, of course, is not really up Chris's alley.) He also appears to draw his pages in one go, hand-writing the speech bubbles first and later replacing them with [[computer]] lettering; this approach leaves precious little leeway if you don't plan things perfectly on the first try. Most comic artists write their script first, draw the images while leaving some space for speech bubbles, and composite the whole thing together in a graphics app — this allows for more flexibility and opportunities to tweak the artwork. In [[Mailbag 19]], Chris says the reason he does things this way is because he "feel[s] preference to elaborate, because some people rarely get visual references. Look it up in most other Comic Books; they have loads of dialogue." He then goes on to say that "with [his] dialogue pages, it saves marker ink in comparison to most pages."

In other words, he's a lazy fuck who doesn't want to draw everything, so he takes the easy way out.

When Chris draws his comic pages, he draws them while attempting to squish ''everything'' onto the page. He leaves nothing to the imagination, trying to show everything that has happened on one page. One of the earliest examples of this can be seen with [[Sonichu 0]] with the Pikachu running into action at the same time Sonic turns into Super Sonic and attacks Perfect Chaos. Where most comics tend to have six panels of action at most, Chris crams a whopping ''ten panels'' onto the page. The result of trying to cram as much action as he can is an amazing mess, making readers completely unable to tell what is going on. Such manhandling of the material once again shows an utter lack of planning, preparation and refining-based approach.

=== Kudzu plot ===
Newer issues, written under increasing troll pressure, also introduce one big problem: Chris likes to put in tributes to "fans," and those plotlines never go anywhere. Similarly, he's also attacking real-world enemies and trolls in the comic, and he does a shoddy job integrating these plotlines to the comic. As a result, people who are not aware of the goings-on in trolling are boundlessly confused by all these developments, and people who ''do'' have some sense of how Chris is being trolled have no idea how he can fix this quagmire of tangled plotlines he's gotten into. People can see he's trying to yank a root; ''we'' know that root has been rigged with deadly explosives, and Chris won't believe it if we tell him.

Leaving loose strands was a problem with Chris's work earlier (Just what the ''hell'' happened to the Metal Sonichu, anyway?) but it has really worsened in the recent works. Sometimes, he realizes his plot is getting weird and out sync with all of those brilliant plans in his mind, and trims the kudzu plot with a giant machete. Chris has no energy or creativity to fix hastily introduced characters properly, and when he does fix them, it's not pretty.

[[Jiggliami]] and [[Blanca]] appear in [[Sonichu 8]], but they serve very little purpose besides making a quick appearance, although Jiggliami's discovery helps the good guys defeat the bad guys' plans. In real life, Chris had been betrayed by the ''evil'' troll, and [[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|in the fateful September 11th video]], claimed Jiggliami as his character. After Jiggliami and Blanca had made their appearance, Chris shooed them off the comic. That is not passive ''neglect'' of the characters: he ''literally'' said that Jiggliami went away and had a successful career elsewhere.

Indeed, if there's a literary equivalent of rape, this is as close as it will ever get. After Chris's and Blanca's "break-up," Chris used her character ''just to spite Blanca'' and then tossed Jiggliami on the wayside. He could have used his "original" characters in this episode with no harm done to anyone, but he ''insisted'' on using Jiggliami in this comic. If this had been a [[parody]] of Jiggliami and the ''evil'' troll Blanca (as was done to Jimmy Hill in the [[Sonichu 10]] preview), this might have been appropriate too. A regular comic writer might have said "goddamn it, I've been trolled, I can't use any of this rubbish that the trolls made." But not Chris; he ''claimed Jiggliami and Blanca as his own characters and used them in a comic like he would have used any of his own characters, then threw them away in cold blood''.

Not content to engage in such literary abuse of characters he doesn't own once, he's apparently did it ''again'' with [[Evan]]'s Simonchu character. Despite Evan's repeated requests to remove [[Simonla]] from the comic<ref>[[Mailbag]]</ref>, Chris not only tweaked Evan's character and introduced Simonchu as Simonla's "brother" in his Haiti earthquake poster, but also [[Mailbag 43#...Well, this is disturbing!|replied to Evan in a breathtaking way]], basically saying that in his mind the character is part of Sonichuverse now and the voices in his head tell him so and that's the end of the discussion. He then claimed the Simonla character was completely original, and attempted to "retract" evidence of her being obviously inspired by Simonchu by editing her CWCipedia page. When [[Asperchu|Alec]] called him out on this and faced Chris with the prospect of legal action, Chris eventually relented, and Simonla was killed ingloriously by an exploding toilet.

In another ghoulish example of fixing up tangled trolling plots, [[Ivy]] was introduced in the Date Ed episode of [[Sonichu 9]], while she was still Chris's girlfriend. No doubt this was intended as a major plotline, but not at all surprisingly, it never came to fruition. After a romantic start, in which Ivy and Chris meet ''within their minds, across a gap in time and space'' with [[Chris and religion|God And Jesus as matchmakers]] (or something along those lines; Chris is [[Time Void|trapped in the mirror]] and Ivy is in the Dating Ed class), Ivy was never mentioned in the following episode at all, except for a brief mention that ''[[Chris and death|she died]] off-page in a gruesome elevator accident while the city was being destroyed''.

This order of events is what the people will see when they read the Sonichu 9 in the order it's in on CWCipedia. Yet, readers who are aware of news from the troll front were aware of Ivy's situation long before Chris killed Ivy-the-character in an elevator and knew Chris ''had'' to fix this somehow. Things became even more muddled, because Chris had leaked several other comics with Ivy ([[Wedding Comic]] and [[Giant Penis Comic]]) in which Chris is together with Ivy in CWCville and they even go so far as to get married — while in the official comic timeline, Chris and Ivy never met physically! Chris can leave the Time Void at will to taunt people (''canonically'' shown in [[Sonichu 8]] elevator scene!), but can he get out of the time void to get [[hanky-panky]] from various women, too?

Something similar happens in [[Sonichu Special 4]] where Chris (again, somehow free of the never-ending void of time and space that has consumed him) shoots [[Liquid]] in the knees to save [[Kacey]] for some reason that is never explained. Notably, Chris is unfazed by the death of his [[Wedding Comic|wife]] and moves straight on to Kacey through the Sonichu Specials, not even showing an ounce of written emotion for his dearly departed [[Ivy]] by the time Sonichu Special 4 rolls around. (And what makes this even more confusing is that, in the canon of the comic, Ivy doesn't die until after Chris saves Kacey). What's more, Liquid ''has no plausible reason to exist within the comic''; his canonical appearance in Sonichu 9 is utterly unexplained. He just appears and gets beaten for no reason. Granted, it ''could'' be an in-joke, but still, with the plot as tangled as it is this is highly unlikely and is an emphasis on Chris's fail at having any sort of consistent, logical characters and plot.

On the trolling side, [[Sonichu 10]] shows just how tangled the comic can get when Chris attacks his enemies. Chris claims he has a big plan for the comic, but he couldn't possibly foresee the [[Asperchu]] trolling saga — yet, here he is, granting messianic blessings for Asperchu characters and destroying Asperpedia, painting himself in corner almost right away by [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizing to the creators]]. The comic changed directions almost daily when new things happened in the Asperchu comic and when Chris attempted to communicate with the comic's creators. If Sonichu 10 starts to look confusing, who can blame anyone for feeling that way?

=== Dialogue ===
Whenever authors decide to write a comic, they usually try to give characters speech that reflects the character's personality. Dialogue is also used to reflect the scene as well as the interaction between character A and character B. Most comic writers, however, try to give the character rather limited dialogue in an effort to get the reader to focus on the art of the panel or the scenes rather than the dialogue. But like everything else in the comic, Chris tries it, half-asses it, and rips off various other sources while trying to play it off as "original." Most times, it features unfunny jokes, sexual innuendo (mind you, this is a comic intended for children), and "witty banter" before the recolors take down the bad guys for the hundredth time within the span of 6 pages or less (because unlike Chris IRL, they can't fail).

Chris also tends to turn most dialogue into textwalls that can take up a whole page. This is usually done whenever a [[Magi-chan|Deus ex machina]] needs to update the recolors on the current situation, when a character needs to go into a long, drawn-out speech which will usually end with the speaker most likely getting his ass kicked, or whenever two characters are going through a long exchange and Chris is too lazy to draw panels, a background, or even dialogue in a consistent manner that doesn't require the reader to assume that they are reading it the right way. Sometimes Chris actually includes numbers so readers will at least get a good idea as to where to start and how to finish each page.

Another thing to consider is inter-character interaction. For one who prefers to write dialogue than to draw comic pages, he rarely offers any interactions between characters that give us a hint as to why characters love or hate each other. When a Sonichu meets a Rosechu, they usually go through very limited interaction that eventually ends with the partners meeting, speaking one sentence, dating, and then [[chris and sex|hanky panky]]. Can anyone really say for certain why Sonichu is attracted to Rosechu (unless she has a thing for yellow stalkers who show up without an explanation) or even why any character decided to hook up with his or her respective partners based on dialogue? The answer: '''NO''', because Chris can't be bothered giving reasons as to why something happens. It's Chris's comic and we're merely observing his sick mind for our own entertainment.

Another thing that Chris has started to do with his characters is use them as mouthpieces for himself instead of other characters. A big example of this comes in the form of [[Jason Kendrick Howell]]. In [[Sonichu 8]], Jason's shown to be an evil villain (or as evil as Chris can show), unwilling to stop attacking Chris at 4-cent_garbage and going so far as to launch a pickle at Rosechu without a second thought. Two issues (and about a year) later, Jason quickly gives up after Chris starts rocking out. Not only that, he's starts condemning two other trolls there, namely [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Jack Thaddeus]] for being [[homo]] [[trolls]] while he was ''straight''! This shows that Chris just ''has'' to get in the last laugh in something and he'll go through even villains just to do so.

In other words, Chris can't write dialogue even though he insists on writing textwalls in what should be a visual medium rather than drawing, which is just as shitty.

== Chris as a journalist ==
[[Image:199-newsdsh.jpg|right|thumb|"Yellow journalism" gone oh so horribly wrong]]

Chris has had a few journalistic aspirations in the past, as easily evidenced by [[Sonichu's News Dash]] and the [[Homemade Nintendo Power magazine]]. Of course, to say any of these publications would be up to some journalistic standard is just false — the ''Nintendo Power'' magazine is complete and utter fabrication (if only ''wishful'' fabrication) from cover to the, er, nonexistent back cover.

To Chris's credit, the homemade magazine is likely not a legitimate attempt at journalism, and is merely an attempt to make himself look like a True and Honest fan of ''Nintendo Power'', and to express his wish that the new games he described would be produced and published. Everyone who looks at the magazine will immediately see it as a piece of wish-fulfillment fan work — a "future issue" of ''Nintendo Power'' where all of his dreams come true. He's not trying to pull a Spax3-esque "''Mega Man 9'' was published for NES too, gamerfannns" stunt.

The News Dash follows the same formula as his blogging later on: self-centered rambling on what happened to him and what kind of not-very-exciting developments he has in store for the comic. And, of course, there's the most important part of the newsletter: the dating ad.

== Chris as a blogger ==
Chris's blogging is a continuation of his "News Dash" mentioned above. In a way, Chris's first and most frequently updated blog was [[CWC's Sonichu Site!‎|his web page]], in which he posted "updates" about his goings-on. The site, however, was not in what most people would consider a blog ''format'': entries posted in chronological order. Instead, Chris stuck new updates where the heck he could find new space that day, resulting a rather Time Cube-like appearance.

He has also experimented with conventional blog formats, and the results are only marginally easier to read.

To this date Chris has had several actual blogs:
*[[PSN Blogs]]
*[[The OFFICIAL Sonichu & Rosechu Blog]]
*[[MySpace|A small MySpace Blog]]
*[[CWC Blog]], his current blog.
*[[Twitter]]

The location may change, but the [[Autism|style is consistent and unmistakable]]. This may be linked to Chris not knowing exactly the purpose of a blog. Ideally, you're publishing your opinions and [[Fail|experiences]] in a group setting, allowing constant meaningful communication. While Chris has no problems [[CWCipedia|sharing intimate details about his life]], he doesn't seem to get the communicative part. Blogs are just [[YouTube|another place]] for him to spew truth and [[honesty]].

Another, arguably more important fault is that '''Chris's blogs are fucking boring.''' Most bloggers realize that if you have to spew about your pathetic life, you'd better make it interesting. While Chris does release the occasional [[PSN Blogs#31 July 2007 16:37 — PaRappin Reviews of the Top 10!|laugh]], most are outright [[CWC Blog#24 August 2009|annoying]].

Arguably the most notable blog ever made by Chris was the infamous [[PSN Blogs#4 August 2007 — Adam Stackhouse!!!| Adam Stackhouse blog]]. Seething with [[anger]], Chris shows that — just like with [[Wikipedia]] — he doesn't want to contribute, but enforce his beliefs on anyone who will listen.

{{quote|In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those [[JERKS]] in 2nd and 3rd.| Chris, demonstrating his able skills as net citizen}}

The [[CWC Blog]] is Chris's most recent blog, where he shouts his authoritarian decrees to his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]. Given that it's entirely insulated from slanderous [[trolls]] telling him to get a job, Chris will probably be ranting for a long, long time.

When the [[Twitter]] feed was added to [[CWCipedia]], Chris started using Twitter, though it's fairly obvious that he doesn't quite get the point of the site. Twitter is a microblogging site where the posts ("tweets") have been consciously limited to 140 characters to force users to express themselves concisely. In 13 January 2010, when Chris was unable to use his normal blog, Chris posted a message broken up over ''24 tweets''. This is, of course, a good example of how not to use the site for full advantage.

== Chris's reading habits ==

Anyone who wants to be a good writer must be well-read. It's one of the most natural ways to become acquainted with good style, the elements of a plot, and correct spelling. Chris's [[Chris and his ego|ego]] is so inflated that he thinks he can produce something [[Honor roll|brilliant]] with no effort whatsoever. The only books Chris has ever been seen reading are paperback ''Goosebumps'' novels which are notable only for their sheer mediocrity. Chris read these books, which were written for elementary schoolers, well into high school. During the [[Father Call]], Chris said that he read ''[[Wikipedia: To Kill a Mockingbird|To Kill a Mockingbird]]'' a month prior, which is almost certainly because it was assigned in [[Manchester High School|high school]]. This was almost instantly proven [[Lies|false]] when [[Fail|he confused it with ''Of Mice and Men'']].

== Tl;dr ==

Chris has no concept of a consistent plot, cannot write coherent dialogue or poetry, and he has never been able to pull an original character with a consistent personality [[dirty crapped briefs|out of his ass]]. In short, he can't write for shit.

== See also ==
* [[Chris and art]]
* [[Chris and English]]
* [[R.L. Stine]]

== Sauces ==
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{{Sonichu}}
{{Chris and}}

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File talk:SonichuRosechuEvolution.jpg

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Flyingdingo0827:

Ha! Look in between Silvana and Chloe Rosechu on that evolution page. There's a listing for a "Sandy Rosechu". Fool's bet, but who wants to bet that Sandy is Simonla's replacement?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 14:58, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

Why do I get the feeling that it's just going to be Simonla minus the drills, shell, membrane, and whatever else Chris stole from Evan? Why can't Chris just give up on Ground-types and go for Ice or Grass?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:39, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

Quick, someone think of a plant/soil sex joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:04, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

Considering that his backstory for Simonla has her raised by Sandslash (SANDy Rosechu?), I'd say it is a lame replacement. However, until it is confirmed or denied, I'm leaving the static image.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:18, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

I just thought of something, what would happen if a female pikachu or a male raichu was hit with "chaotic energy?" [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 00:40, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

File talk:SonichuRosechuEvolution.jpg

2010-03-21T00:40:32Z

Flyingdingo0827:

Ha! Look in between Silvana and Chloe Rosechu on that evolution page. There's a listing for a "Sandy Rosechu". Fool's bet, but who wants to bet that Sandy is Simonla's replacement?--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 14:58, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

Why do I get the feeling that it's just going to be Simonla minus the drills, shell, membrane, and whatever else Chris stole from Evan? Why can't Chris just give up on Ground-types and go for Ice or Grass?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:39, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

Quick, someone think of a plant/soil sex joke.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:04, 19 February 2010 (UTC)

Considering that his backstory for Simonla has her raised by Sandslash (SANDy Rosechu?), I'd say it is a lame replacement. However, until it is confirmed or denied, I'm leaving the static image.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 02:18, 20 February 2010 (UTC)

I just thought of something, what would happen if a female pikachu or a make raichu was hit with "chaotic energy?" [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 00:40, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

Things Chris has ripped off

2010-03-20T21:04:09Z

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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|niggo]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
* [[Sonees]] are also slightly edited Pichus.

''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

*It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
* The ATHF characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0]], along with Meatwad's old catchprase, "The bun is in your mind".

* Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meadwad's toy guitar.
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Things_Chris_has_ripped_off&action=submit
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."
* At the end of [[sonichu 10]], Harvey Blaziken tells the reader that "inspiration does not have a schedule." On family guy, this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode "The Man with Two Brians" before he proceeds to sing about farting.

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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* Beel has an strong resemblance to South Park's Satan.
''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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*When Darkbind Sonichu is fighting the B-Manajerk, a blow for blow copy of the 'Black Knight' sketch from The Holy Grail.
* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===
* This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.

===Lethal Weapon 2===
*The exploding toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the 1989 sequel to the 1987 film, ''Lethal Weapon'' and it's infamous exploding toilet scene.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*While ripping off one of Nintendo's biggest franchises and having affinity for Shigeru Miyamato, Chris doesn't have much interest in the Super Mario series. While Sonic has fallen into a pit of self-induced shit, Mario still is one of the most popular and beloved video game franchises. However, due to the lack of furry material, the games (at least the later ones) focus on puzzle solving and exploration and the fact at one time Mario was the rival of Sonic, it's no surprise Chris is not much of a fan. However, the wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 was used in Sub-Episode 4.

*His concept for Sonic The Hedgehog 64, as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than Mario 64 with Sonic and Tails. Literally.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==Songs==
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*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums are sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].

===Tommy Tutone===
*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny 8675309].

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
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*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
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==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Things Chris has ripped off

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{{Quote|I take it one moment at a time and let the story pieces come to me. Even if they are sometimes borrowed from a tv show or movie.|Chris, [[Mailbag 4#Admission of plagiarism|blatantly admitting to plagiarism]].}}
[[Image:090-CWComicalHug.jpg|thumb|ORIGINAL!]]
As every Chris-chan's [[troll|fan]] is probably aware of, [[Chris-chan|our autistic hero]] has quite the imagination. But some argue that due to [[stress]] and the mental block that is [[autism]], his powerful and mighty artistic ordeals cannot come to fruition. So he just does what every good TV/book/movie writer does: he goes and steals shit from other places.

Now, to his credit, stealing ain't easy. I mean, how the hell do you grab something that comes from another person's mind, adapt it to your own storyline and make it so that it fits in, without having whatever it is that you stole stand out like an obese retard with a red and blue striped T-shirt in the middle of a crowd? Being the [[Fail|geinus]] comic book creator that he is, he does not need to bother with details such as a good plot, readability, or even consistency. Just stick in a few [[random-access humor|random-access-humor]] jokes and you got yourselves a new installment in the "[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu Comic Book Series]]." Not resembling ''[[Family Guy]]'' at all, right, guys?

According to Chris, stealing copyrighted material is fine, as long as you indicate that whatever it is you’re doing is a parody of the original material. In accordance to U.S. copyright law, this is technically true, so this probably means that, unless he decides to make money out of his "artwork," he ain’t gonna have the law knocking on his door. Besides, we all know he is never going to sell any type of merchandise ever, or even [[Monthly tugboat|make a hard earned buck]] for that matter.

Onward with the list of shit he's stolen:

==Main influences==

===Sonic the Hedgehog===
* His pride and glory "[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]," which, as we all know, is a recolor of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] and [[Pikachu]]. In his comic book debut he is created when the "[[Perfect Chaos Monster]]" attacks CWCville, which, by the way, is a direct ripoff from the Sonic series.
*His other pride and glory “[[Rosechu (character)|Rosechu]]” which is in turn another recolor from the character “[[Amy Rose|Amy]]” from the “Sonic the Hedgehog” cartoon series.
*Of course, Sonichu’s evil twin brother “[[Blake]]” also comes from the same line of original creativity Chris has got us accustomed to. This [[niggos|niggo]] version of Sonichu is a complete rip-off from the character “Shadow the Hedgehog”. His creation is partially inspired from the "Pokemon" movie in which the character “Mewtwo” is created from the DNA from “Mew” with an evil twist.
* The “Chaotic Combo” is a mesh of ''Sonic'' characters recolored with retarded deformities. Like Angelica being a white hedgehog that has wings, or Punchy Sonichu being an AZN version of “Knuckles the Echidna”.
''For more info, see the [[Sonic the Hedgehog#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pokemon===
* Like the previously mentioned Sonichu and Rosechu characters ripping off Sonic the Hedgehog, they also rip off various [[Pokemon]], mostly Pikachus and Raichus, combined with other Pokemon-types.
* The character [[Jiggliami]] is a humanoid variation of a Jigglypuff.
* The so-called [[Sonichu Balls]] are designed off of various Pokeballs, though they also function like other items.
* [[Sonees]] are also slightly edited Pichus.

''For more info, see the [[Pokemon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Anime==

===Digimon===
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*[[Silvana|Silvana's]] origin is very similar to Gatomon's, as both were long separated from their kind and raised by evil villains who made them into their minions. The only difference being that Silvana was given a [[Pickle|penis]].

===Dragonball/Z/GT===
* [[Chris-chan Sonichu]]'s famed attack, the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (later Shin-ye-ha-me-ha), is based off of the famed super attack known as the Kamehameha.
* The Sonichu Balls, though resembling Pokeballs, are said to function more like the titular Dragonballs, as they are able to grant a wish when all are brought together.
* Ultra Sonichu, which shares an amazing resemblance to super saiyan warriors, you know, flying sky high and kicking ass and all.
* Collosal-Chan is obviously Super Saiyan 4 from GT

===Excel Saga===
* A veritable hellstorm of shameless rips from this series appear in the Sonichu comics, in a way nearly as pervasive as Pokemon and Sonic the Hedgehog, yet comparatively subtler because he steals one-liners and monologues more than characters or storylines.
* ...although he does indeed steal characters (like Mypoe and Nabeshin and [[Bagget|the Jerkop Daitenzen]]) from time to time.
''For more info, see the [[Excel Saga#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann===

*The character of [[Simonla Rosechu]] is a ripoff of a "fanmade" Sonichu named Simonchu who, in turn, is ripped off from the main character of the series, Simon the Digger.

*It should be noted that Chris has in fact never seen ''TTGL'', and as such he misinterpreted several aspects of Simonchu's design that were intended to be referential to Simon: his cape became Simonla's shell, and his Core Drill pendant became a shark's tooth necklace.

*When Chris was forced to kill off Simonla in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', he promptly created [[Sandy Rosechu]], Simonla's daughter. She is essentially exactly the same design-wise, except she is yellow and has a different hairstyle.

===Inuyasha===
* In [[Issue 2]], Sarah's Sonichu form pins Wes's Sonichu form to a tree, Wes making the statement "Where did this non-sacred tree come from?" This is a "hilarious gag" is referring to Inuyasha's origin story, wherein he was pinned by an arrow to a cursed tree by priestess/crack shot/vengeful ex-girlfriend Kikyo. Also, with some imagination and enough alcohol, one can see that a cloud in the background in one of the panels is shaped vaguely like Inuyasha's head.

===Pretty Cure===
{{quote|"This is so "Pretty Cure"! I'M BACK!"|[[Chris-chan Sonichu]], [[Sonichu #4]]}}

*Pretty Cure, unlike [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]], is a true [[parody]] that purposefully spoofs the ridiculous costumes, magical schoolgirls, and attack names of other anime series. The [[Chrs-Chan_Pure_Pulse-Jolt_Lance|Chris-Chan Pure Pulse Jolt Lance]] (the attack that [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and [[Crystalina Rosechu]] are able to perform with their combined [[fail|Hedgehog]] powers) is stolen from this series, and even though it's original counterpart was given a ridiculous name, Chris felt the need to make it sound like some idiot had just mashed some random words into an attack name for his own version. Oh wait...

*Also noteworthy is that Chris copied (and butchered) the pre-attack catch phases and attack poses. (Most of these rip-offs occur in [[Sonichu #4]] and [[Sonichu #5]])

===Puni Puni Poemy===
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===Sailor Moon===
* [[Sailor Megtune]], Chris's hideously inappropriate SI Mary Sue for [[Megan]], is based off of the various heroines from the series, though the name is based off of Sailor Neptune.
* The [[Dark Mirror Hole]] may be a reference to a number of related Sailor Moon places/items, including the Black Dream Hole of the Sailor Moon Super S movie (the actual place), and a mirror-like item from Sailor Moon Stars
''For more info, see the [[Sailor Moon#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yu-Gi-Oh!===
* [[Sarah Hammer]]'s husband-to-be is depicted as Jack's Knight, a Yu-Gi-Oh! monster, because Chris had no idea what the groom looked like and didn't bother to check. Way to go!
* Chris tends to use various Yu-Gi-Oh terms during his battles ("Trap cards"? Seriously?) and is even depicted using a Duel Disk when dealing with [[Wes Iseli]].
''For more info, see the [[Yu-Gi-Oh!#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Yuu Yuu Hakusho===
* In [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction]], Chris mentions the use of a "Curse Shot", fired in the same way main character Yuusuke Urameshi would fire his main attack, the Rei Gun.

===Macross Frontier===
* Chris's infamous drawing of [[Jiggliami]] was copied off of a picture by [[Blanca]], who copied the pose from one of a popular picture of Ranka Lee, one of the major characters of the series.

==Western Animation==
===The Adventures of The American Rabbit===
* There Chris ripped many concepts for his [[Love Quest]] and lines from that movie are used in the comics ("Thanks, I will father" from the cover [[Sonichu 0]] is a line uttered by Robert Rabbit).
''For more info, see the [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Aqua Teen Hunger Force===
* The ATHF characters appear in one panel in [[Sonichu 0]], along with Meatwad's old catchprase, "The bun is in your mind".

* Chris (badly) painted one of his Guitar Hero guitars to look like Meadwad's toy guitar.
''For more info, see the [[Aqua Teen Hunger Force#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Beavis and Butt-head===
*Beavis and Butt-head appear in the Time Travel episode in a gag directly stolen from the original cartoon series (although Chris [[Chris and copyright|said "Sorry"]] to Mike Judge).
''For more info, see the [[Beavis and Butt-head#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Darkwing Duck===
* [[Darkbind Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of this series' main character – Darkwing Duck.
* The font Chris uses to write "Darkbind" is traced from the show's logo.
* Upon arriving, Darkbind recites a completely bastardised version of Darkwing Duck's trademark entrance speeches. The main change is that the original speeches were filled with tongue-in-cheek irony, while Chris's version is completely serious and unnecessarily pompous.
* Chris calls Darkbind "D.B.", reminiscent of how Darkwing Duck's sidekick Launchpad McQuack calls him "D.W."
* [[Princess Zelina Rosechu]] may be a partial ripoff of Darkwing Duck's girlfriend Morgana McCawber (though this theory is debatable).

===Ed, Edd and Eddy===
*In one of his [[ED]] edits, Chris added a huge wall of [[Random-access humor]], including a joke from the episode [http://www.tv.com/ed-edd-n-eddy/one-plus-one-equals-ed/episode/117706/summary.html "One Plus One Equals Ed"]: "Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?", originally said by Ed.
*In the video [[CWCFlyingElephants|"CWC's Flying Elephants"]], Chris bashes his head on his bed like a [[retard]], and quotes another line from Ed: "I'm a woodpecker! Except with dirt!"

===Family Guy===
* In [[Sonichu 7|Issue 7]], Chris meets [[Sammy]], who resembles Peter Griffin, whom goes through a series of incidents involving a sequence from Filmation's [[Ghostbusters]].
* The title of his bizarre rap video, "[[IPods_Down_and_Listen_Up|iPods Down and Listen Up]]," was lifted from the "Prick Up Your Ears" episode, in which the reverend teaching the high school about abstinence starts his performance by telling the kids, "Put your Walkmans down and listen up."
* At the end of [[sonichu 10]], Harvey Blaziken tells the reader that "inspiration does not have a schedule." On family guy, this exact phrase was spoken by New Brian during the episode "The Man with Two Brians" before he proceeds to sing about farting.

''For more info, see the [[Family Guy#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Ghostbusters (Filmation's)===
* Chris's Family-Guy-style gag rips from The Non-Real Ghostbusters created by Filmation.
''For more info, see the [[Ghostbusters#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===He-Man===
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.5 (preview)]]: [[Beel]] exclaims: "I have the power!" after stealing Chris's [[Medallion of Fail]].

===Home Movies===
*[[Officer Keino]]'s appearance is ripped straight from Coach McGuirk.
*The end of the [[Giant Penis Comic]] special contains gags from the show.

===Inspector Gadget===
*[[Darkbind Sonichu]]'s nemesis, [[Clawdorf]], is (possibly) based on Inspector Gadget's nemesis Dr.Claw, who was also most of the time seen as a dark silhouette. If it's true, it is especially strange, as [[Darkbind]] is based on Darkwing Duck, not Inspector Gadget.

===Peanuts===
[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|left|Need I say more?]]

===Ren and Stimpy===
*Sub-episode 6 rips off the Ren & Stimpy Episode "Lair of the Lummox," which Chris even acknowledges (with Ren & Stimpy thinly veiled as "Ben & Stumpy")

*At the end of episode 17, there is an advert for "Knothole"; and boasted as being from the creators of "Log".

===Samurai Pizza Cats===
*In the aforementioned [[random-access humor]] [[ED]] edit, Chris quoted a joke from the US-dubbed version of SPC: "Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED".
*He created the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], which is a ripoff of both Samurai Pizza Cats and Transformers. They make several appearances in the comic to help Sonichu battle the [[Jerkops]].

===Sealab 2021===
*In the same [[ED]] edit, Chris included a joke from the Sealab 2021 episode "Legend of Baggy Pants": "What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they need a dentist.".

===Smurfs===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] seems to be "inspired" by the character of [http://smurfs.wikia.com/wiki/Wild_Smurf Wild Smurf]. Both live in treehouses. Both swing from vines (however, Wild Sonichu's vines swinging comes from ripping off of Spider-Man). Both were raised by wild animals. Honestly, the only difference between the two is that Wild Sonichu can actually talk (Wild Smurf communicated in chipmunk sounds more than anything else).

===South Park===
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* Beel has an strong resemblance to South Park's Satan.
''For more info, see the [[South Park#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Transformers===
* [[Optimus Prime]] mercilessly killing Decepticon spy [[Sarah Jackson]].
* Various Transformer-types are set to appear in [[Sonichu 9]] Episode 20.
''For more info, see the [[Transformers#Plagiarism|main article]].''

==Movies and TV Shows==

===Gilligan's Island===
* Thurston Howell III and his wife make an appearance in [[Sonichu 8]], hinting at the name of the head of [[4-Cent Garbage]].
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===Monty Python===
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*When Darkbind Sonichu is fighting the B-Manajerk, a blow for blow copy of the 'Black Knight' sketch from The Holy Grail.
* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]. Need I say more?
*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: An impromptu "comedic" sequence making "fun" of [[Jimmy Hill]] starts with "And now for something completely different...", contains a collage of photos and drawings reminiscent of Terry Gilliam's artistic experiments, and features a porcupine shouting: "Dinsdale!".
''For more info, see the [[Monty Python#Plagiarism|main article]].''

===Pink Panther===
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===Spaceballs===
* In the [[Episode 8]] fight between [[Wes-Li Sonichu]] and [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], Chris-Chan Sonichu gets his tail singed by a fire blast then exclaims, "You burned my tail! Now it's personal!" before going on the offensive. This is very similar to the scene in the movie [[wikipedia:Spaceballs|"Spaceballs"]] where gun-hating Princess Vespa gets her hair singed by a laser in a firefight and exclaims, "You shot my hair! You son of a bitch!" then proceeds to singlehandedly mow down the attacking Spaceballs with a laser rifle.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYgQXWxJfZE#t=7m44s (''Relevant portion from 7:44 to 8:01'')</ref> While the words aren't identical, he reads the lines with the same cadence and inflection as Vespa's in his [[Sonichu_2_Official_Videobook#Episode_8|Official Videobook]] clip.<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42EOCbTSJOI#t=8m06s (''Relevant portion from 8:06 to 8:12'')</ref>

===Troll 1 & 2===
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===Carrie===
* Chris's [[The High School Story]] is an amalgamation of Stephen King's Carrie, and Chris' own high school experience. Its main character, Terrah, is bullied and under appreciated, so she kills everyone with her psychic powers. It is safe to assume that Chris saw the movie adaptation of Carrie, and not the book, as it is unimaginable that Chris would ever spend his time on a book without illustrations.

===Power Rangers===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], the CWC-Power Rangers are introduced, but never seen with the sole exception of Kart Megazord.

===Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III===
*In page 28 of [[Sonichu 1]], Sonic is quoted saying "Eh... you were expecting maybe, Bugs Bunny?" a direct 'reference' to a line said by one of the non-yawning Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the third movie. The original line was 'Eh... you were expecting maybe, The Addams Family?" It is ironic in this case that of all the lines Chris-Chan could have possibly chosen from the movie, he went ahead to choose one of the most awful, face-palming, gut-wrenchingly bad line (only second to the even worse line "Help! I'm a turtle and I can't get up!"), and proceeded to MAKE IT WORSE. Congratulations.

===Saw series===
*Louis Perez, appearing in Sonichu 10 to apprehend [[Inos]] could be named after the character from the Saw franchise (possibly a relative, as Lindsey Perez from the movies is female). Chris has previously stated, that the Saw series is one of his favorite movie franchises in one of the Mailbags. Both characters are black policemen, making the "inspiration" much more likely.

===Independence Day===
* In the [[Christian Love Day video]], he recited a modified version of the speech that the President makes before making a last stand against the aliens, which shows just how ridiculously corny he can get.

===The Root of All Evil===
* This Comedy Central show featuring Lewis Black as a judge was ripped off in [[Sonichu 10]], where the judge at the trial, named "Slack Lewis," greatly resembles Black.

===The Simpsons===

[[Sandy Rosechu]] is an obvious rip-off of Lisa Simpson, in appearance and personality.

===Lethal Weapon 2===
*The exploding toilet death of [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]] was ripped off from the 1989 sequel to the 1987 film, ''Lethal Weapon'' and it's infamous exploding toilet scene.

==Video Games==

===Banjo Kazooie===

*[[Flame]] the Sunbird is just a very poor drawing of Kazooie who seems to want pants for some reason that no rational person can fathom. Any who enjoyed this game can only thank [[Godjesus]] that Chris doesn't seem to realize that Kazooie is a [[gal-pal|girl]].

*In [[Sonichu 9]], [[Sonichu]]'s battle with [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is ripped directly from the final boss fight with Gruntilda. The only differences are that the fireballs are replaced with dark energy and Mary does not fall to her death.

===Legend Of Zelda===
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*The characters [[Darkbind Sonichu]] and [[Zelina Rosechu]] are rip-offs of Link and Zelda, the two main characters from the series, alongside being rip-offs of elements from the cartoon series Darkwing Duck, strangely enough.

*The entire subplot about Darkbind and Zelina (involving Zelina being put under a sleeping spell by an [[Clawdorf|evil wizard]]) is taken nearly verbatim from the story of Zelda II: The Adventure of Link (where the Link from the first game must awaken the original Zelda from a sleeping spell put on her by - you guessed it, an evil wizard).

*It's not clear if he's a fan of the series, since while he's compared one of his favorite games ([[Brutal Legend]]) to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, it's likely he simply saw the game was the highest ranking game on GameRankings and other game scoring websites.

===Mobile Suit Gundam===
*During the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew box art for [[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]], one of Chris's many fake box arts for his imaginary games. What's unique about this one is that it involves Megan Schroeder and her brother, John. Despite being about Megan, it is not a rape simulator, but instead believed to be a ripoff of Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo.

===Street Fighter===
* [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]'s attack "Hyper Beam" looks a lot like Ryu and Ken's special attack "Hadouken". It appears in:
:*
:*
:* [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.7]]
*In [[Sonichu 9]], Sonichu performs a Flash Kick on Slaweel.
*In [[Sonichu Special 4]], [[Kacey]]'s father resembles Guile.

===Super Mario Bros===
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*While ripping off one of Nintendo's biggest franchises and having affinity for Shigeru Miyamato, Chris doesn't have much interest in the Super Mario series. While Sonic has fallen into a pit of self-induced shit, Mario still is one of the most popular and beloved video game franchises. However, due to the lack of furry material, the games (at least the later ones) focus on puzzle solving and exploration and the fact at one time Mario was the rival of Sonic, it's no surprise Chris is not much of a fan. However, the wing cap ability from Super Mario 64 was used in Sub-Episode 4.

*His concept for Sonic The Hedgehog 64, as expressed in his [[Hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine]], is nothing more than Mario 64 with Sonic and Tails. Literally.

===[[Brutal Legend]]===
*In [[Sonichu 9]], during the introduction of the [[Samurai Pizza Bots]], [[Armoraxe]] uses a move that looks and acts exactly like the Solo "[[nudes|Face Melter]]" from the game. The only difference is that the move is called "Metal Melter"

* The devil [[trolls]] that appear to carry [[CChanSonichuCWC|IBAChandler]] away after he is defeated by [[Sonichu]] seem to be a rip-off of the fans that appear to carry you off when you are defeated during a stage battle in Brutal Legend. This is confirmed by the [[chris|retarded]] phrase written next to the same panel in the comic, "Hmm, What 'Legend' brought these [[fanbase|fans]]?"

*In [[Sonichu 10]], Chris using the power of [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|music]] and [[son-chu|stage]] to destroy the [[4-Cent Garbage]] building may have been inspired by Brutal Legend's Stage Battles.

===God of War===
*Page 75, [[Sonichu 10|Issue 10]]. [[Collosal Chan]] pulls out lightning bolt versions of Kratos's Blades to fight [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel]].

==Western Comics==

===Spider-Man===
*[[Wild Sonichu]] is a partial ripoff of Spider-Man, a superhero who can shoot long web strings from his hands. He uses these web ropes to swing across the city and entangle his enemies. Also, the scene in the end of Episode 19 ([[Sonichu 9]]) is highly reminiscent of the Spider-Man movie.

===Superman===
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===The Incredible Hulk===
*[[Rosechu]]'s bat shit insane rapist form, now known as the Incredible Lioness, is based off of the Incredible Hulk. While Rosechu didn't turn green (and seeing as she's an abomination already, it wouldn't be a stretch to say that she's already bathed in gamma radiation), she gets pissed off when Jason Kendrick Howell launches a pickle at her and she tears him a new one.

==Songs==
{{incomplete}}
*Everything from the [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] albums are sung over another song; this may be Chris's biggest showing of plagiarism yet, aside from [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]].

===Tommy Tutone===
*The product number for [[John's Custom Gundam]] is [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/867-5309/Jenny 8675309].

==List of fiction Chris has referenced and otherwise bastardised==
While Chris's [[Sonichu|masterpiece]] is chock full of shameless ripoffs and copyright infringements, there are some references to works of fiction which can't be actually considered "ripping off", but manage to ruin the franchise in question nevertheless, for the sole fact of being referenced in [[Sonichu]]. These are mostly instances of Chris either including a minor reference to a work of fiction, or just mentioning it, in his comics. While it's not considered a crime ''de jure'', it still may be called a crime against humanity, whose culture Chris has thusly bastardised.
''Note that when such minor references concern works or franchises already listed in the main ripoff list above, they're added there, not here. It was done so that it would be easier to see how much has Chris managed to bastardise each franchise.''
*'''[[Wikipedia:Batman|Batman]]:''' [[Sonichu 8#Episode 17|S8 Ep17 p.35]]: Batman's portrait is hanging on the wall of the [[CWCville Mayoral Office]] for some completely mysterious reason.
*'''[[Bugs Bunny]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Episode 6|S1 Ep6 p.28]]: [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] says to the startled [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr.Robotnik]]: "Eh... You were expecting, maybe Bugs Bunny?"
:*[[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.8]]: Bugs himself appears in the Monty Python-esque collage, lecturing the toothless photograph of [[Jimmy Hill]] (who was implied to have sold counterfeit Warner Bros. merchandise in the past) on the evils of [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Dig Dug|Dig Dug]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.12]]: [[Simonla]]'s screen name is "DigDugette416".
:*Later, on [[Sonichu 9#Episode 19|S9 Ep19 p.17]], [[Layla]] jokes that Simonla only needs a pump to "fully dig the dug", whatever that means.
*'''[[Wikipedia:Fight Club (film)|Fight Club]] and [[Wikipedia:Chuck Palahniuk|Chuck Palahniuk]]:'''
:*[[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-4]]: [[Hanna]] tells Chris that she likes reading books by "Chuck Pala[[duck]]" (sic), who is also (according to Chris's footnote) "[[Fail|the director]] of the movie "Fight Club" (well, maybe he believes that [[Wikipedia:David Fincher|David Fincher]] is just Chuck's alternate personality?)... Yes, "Chuck Pala'''[[duck]]'''".
:*If Chris has actually <strike>read the book</strike> seen the movie, it may be the influence behind [[30 August 2009|"Christopher"]].
*'''[[Wikipedia:Grand Theft Auto|Grand Theft Auto]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] orders: "[[Beel]]! Prepare for Grand Theft [[Medallion of Fail|Medal]]!"
*'''[[Guitar Hero]]:'''
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*'''[[LittleBigPlanet]]:''' [[Sonichu 10#Preview|S10 Ep21 p.1 (preview)]]: For no reason at all, Sackboy appears at the bottom of the page and recites an anti-pirate advertisement for "LittleBigPlanet" and Chris's [[LittleBigPlanet videos#Sonichu Episode 1 LittleBIGPlanet Level|Level of Fail]].
*'''[[R.L.Stine]]:'''
{{incomplete}}
*'''[[Sprung]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Sub-Episode 2|S1 SE2 p.S-5]]: Chris is shown playing "Sprung" on his [[Nintendo DS]] for dating tips before going on a date with [[Hanna]]. He reads the infamous "So, do angels have names?" compliment and notes that it "sounds right".
*'''[[Wikipedia:B-Daman|B-Daman]]:''' [[Sonichu 1#Episode6|S1 Ep6 p.32]]: Sonic curls up into a ball and enters a pocket of whatever in Sonichu's stomach, upon which Sonichu fires him out at Metal Sonichu which also is the form of a ball. At first, this looks like a reference to balls, but upon closer inspection, it seems to be a ripoff of the Japanese Anime and Toy series B-Daman, which involves small cute robot-like characters firing balls out of their stomachs at other balls.

==References==
<references />

==See also:==
*[[Chris and copyright]]
*[[List of phrases Chris copied from media]]

[[Category:Things Chris has ripped off]]
[[Category:Articles needing improvement]]

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T17:09:46Z

Flyingdingo0827:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* Would an Irishman or a Scotsman identify himself as a "Brit"? I think not. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 13:16, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
***@Rubidium I'm an Americunt, and I know nothing about British culture. Although, I do know that England, Scotland and Wales each have their own distinct cultures. I don't think a kilt is an appropriate display of English ancestry. Then again, this is Chris-Chan we're talking about. -PeaceCeapPea

*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

March 2010 (UTC)
So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

As a Scotsman, I am raging at this video so badly right now... [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 11:21, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

BY not mentioning the Welsh, Chris robs me of my sheep-joke opportunities. --[[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 11:42, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

I had an idea: What if we roll with this? What if we pretend to submit to his demands, which would in his mind give him no reason to blame us for his failures when he then returns to the Wallflower? We would also then get some gloating vids, which would for the first time in years let us see what Chris is like when he thinks he has no obstacles. Probably stupid, and I prefer to see him down, but for the sake of SCIENCE, we should try to collect all kinds of data. Yes, I know this doesn't exactly fit here, but I had no idea where else to put it. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:31, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Should there be an article or mention of Surfshack Tito on the troll page or is it a bit too soon to do something like that? We only have about 2 mentions of him to date, but it looks like he may be mentioned a bit more. [[User:Meeko|Meeko]] 12:37, 14 March 2010 (UTC)meeko

Tito may only have been mentioned a few times, but hes got two entire video dedicated to him. The trolls page makes mention of Podmonkey, who Chris has never even acknowledged in a video himself, and even C.E.O. who is not directly related to Chris at all. I say that Tito has earned his place on the trolls page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Done [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 17:09, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Trolls

2010-03-14T17:09:26Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* The Few, the Proud, the Elite */

{{quote|...dang dirty trolls!|[[Chris]], [[Cwcville.net]] (since deleted)}}
{{quote|What a world we live in, with such trolls in it.|[[Blake]], in ''[[Sonichu 8]]''}}

[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|center]]
[[Image:Faceless Trolls.png|thumb|120px|The Furies.]]
'''Trolls''' are the various individuals of all races, colors, and creeds united under a common goal - to troll the Internet's most beloved and most hated autistic manchild, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Trolling schemes by these individuals have ranged from hacking CWC's websites to making him take [[Nudes|nude pics]].

==Pre ED==

It is notable that Chris was trolled IRL before his discovery by [[4-cent garbage.com]] and [[ED]]. It can be argued that the first known trolling of Chris occurred when his life-long-friend-who-no-longer-speaks-to-him, [[Sarah Hammer]], locked him under the house when they were children. The next notable trolling occurred during the infamous mini-date with [[Hanna]] in 2005 which smashed his [[heart level]] to 15%. Around the same time he was also trolled by a girl he contacted through [[MySpace]] named [[Lindsay Kaye]]. There was also possible trolling of Chris through the guestbook on his website from as early as 2003, when "a hot redhead" said that she would meet him outside of [[PVCC]] (either this was epic trolling, or Chris put it on the guestbook himself). And let's not forget about [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] hijinks.

But this was was all child's play compared to what happened next....

== The Few, the Proud, the Elite ==
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===Alec Benson Leary===
Creator of [[Asperchu]].

=== [[Arjen Van Dierten]] ===
[[Image:AVDierten icon.jpg|thumb|Arjen's YT icon]]''

Arjen Van Dierten was the unofficial archivist of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-chan]] videos, including videos that are quite rare due to Chris deleting them for whatever reason. Now retired.

[[Image:SirWilliamMaysOBE.jpg|left|80px|thumb|BILLY]]
=== [[BILLY MAYS]] ===

<s>An individual who trolls as</s> the loud-mouthed salesman <s>of the same name</s>, who types in ALL CAPS. Was declared the mayor of [[CWCville]] by Chris on March 3, 2009 while under pressure from [[BlueSpike#Max|Max]]. Now [[Chris and death|dead]].

=== [[Blanca Weiss]] ===
[[Image:Blanka.jpg|80px|thumb|Blanca's true identity]]

"Blanca" was really a trio of trolls (RickyRicardo123, Ickeriss69, and Nurse Icky-chan) who tricked Chris into sending them nudes, and later his [[Medallions of Fail|Sonichu medallion]]. Ickeriss later uploaded a couple of videos featuring the Sonichu medallion, including a video in which the medallion is destroyed.

Note that while they did get Chris to send nude photos, they are not to be confused with [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|LordSillyNipples]] who was the first to do so using the same identity.

=== [[BlueSpike]] ===
BlueSpike (AKA "LeonSpike", AKA "Julie", AKA "Max") is a 13-year-old boy who pretended to be Chris' [[sweetheart]] "Julie." He later revealed himself as a troll in a now infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself|hour-long audio recording]] in which he berates Christian and makes him stick his Sonichu medallion in his ass. The incident later started a troll war on [[ED]] and a couple of other troll message boards.

=== CEO ===
Webmaster of Krapple Komputer Kompany, the *chan that housed the [[/cwc/]] imageboard, favorite hangout for trolls when [[110mb]] goes down and can't deal with being without [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and [[CWCki]].

=== [[Clyde Cash]] ===
[[Image:TheRealClydeCash.jpg|thumb|80px|Clyde Cash]]

The nefarious [[Clyde Cash]] is the most infamous and legendary of trolls. A vile and reprehensible fellow whose very name strikes fear and revulsion into Chris's clogged heart and inspires admiration from the souls of trolls. He posed as [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], raped Chris's beloved [[PandaHalo]], and performed many more amazing feats about which songs shall be written and the minstrels shall sing of in the ages immemorial.<s> He died an honorable death in the line of duty, and is remembered for his brave and fearless service for Anonymous everywhere.

"Now cracks a noble heart;
Good night, sweet prince."</s>

P.S He came back to life.

=== [[Cogsdev]] ===
Webmaster of the [[110mb]]-hosted site that houses the CWCki, PVCC messageboard, and [[4-cent_garbage]] imageboard.

=== [[Emily]] ===
Went on a date with Chris. Was later saved by the Jew in the Pickle Suit.

=== [[Evan]] ===
A drawfag and 4channer who provoked the fury of Chris and unleashed his dark side, showing us Chris's weak spot.

=== [[Jack Thaddeus]] ===
The possible successor (and gay lover) of Clyde Cash and is responsible for various [[PS3#PlayStation Network|PSN]]-related trollings and also for the [[CWCipedia]] ads.

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC.jpg|thumb|80px|The REAL Chris]]
=== [[Liquid Chris]] ===
<strike>A [[YouTube]] troll who is known for doing a spot-on impersonation of Chris-chan.</strike> The TRUE and HONEST Chris-chan and creator of the popular comic character Sonichu. He was impersonated by an angry troll named [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] who made outlandish claims that he was the real Chris.

=== Lordsillynipples ===
The epic winning [[ED]] troll, who was responsible for impersonating [[Blanca]] and being the first to obtain the now [[Pickles|infamous Chris-chan Noodz]] on September 11th, 2008, along with [[Chris's DVD]].

She is also responsible for creating the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]].

[[Image:PodMonkey.jpg|thumb|left|80px|The real PodMonkey?]]
=== PodMonkey ===
Some guy on #Sonichu who knows both Chris and the IRL Jerkops. Exploits inferred, but not revealed.

=== The Jew in the Pickle Suit ===
IRL pickleman who answers to Clyde Cash. Saved Emily from the clutches of Chris.

[[image:Vivian.jpg|thumb|80px|Vivian]]
===[[Vivian Gee]]===
The creator of the Sonichu [[audiobooks]] and cousin of Clyde Cash. A former [[White Knight]] who turned troll after she realised Chris was a [[Vivian Gee E-mails|hopeless, thick-skulled moron]].
{{clear}}

=== Surfshack Tito ===

Troll who managed to invoked Chris's wrath on [[Surfshack Tito|two]] [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|seperate]] occasions by hacking his PSN and taking the blame for ruining Chris's slim chances with the [[wallflower]].

==Devil Trolls==
[[Image:DevilTroll.jpg|thumb|80px|Artist's depiction]]

Aside from several notable figures above, '''Devil Trolls''' are mysterious, evil creatures that appear in Chris's [[Sonichu]] comic series. These creatures are first mentioned in [[Sonichu 9]] and make their first full appearance in [[Sonichu 10]].

Like many beings within Chris's comics, the Devil Trolls are inspired by his encounters in real life. Devil Trolls represent the various trolls that have given him such [[stress]] over his lifetime. This is shown when Chris encounters a set of them attacking a room containing his stuff from one of his earlier websites.

The Devil Trolls make their first, mentioned appearance as some sort of grass protrusions taking away the fallen "[[IBAChandler]]" after Sonichu defeats him in Sonichu 9. They make their full appearance in Sonichu 10, as [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] encounters them inside a room containing his pictures from his various websites. Seeing as Chris can't create anything without ripping off original designs, Devil Trolls resemble those old Troll toys, minus their gems, with long tails and demon like wings. They also sport sharp teeth.
{{clear}}

== Trolls trolling trolls and other faggots ==

=== Geneva ===
A TRUE and HONEST [[pedofork]] whose [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|days are numbered]]. [[Parody|Parodied]] Chris by [[Christian Weston Chandler#Discovery by Encyclopedia Dramatica|taking credit for]] the CWCki's [[110mb|downtime]] in mid-August 2009.

=== [[Svenka]] ===
A now inactive [[white knight]] who made several anti-troll videos on YouTube.

=== The Pinch ===
Youtube counter-troll who made several empty threats to various cwc trolls, first threatening them that they would get a visit from the [[Jerkops|Partyvan]].<ref>[[User:Anonymous/The_Pinch#As_.22CriticalMindz.22]]</ref> When this didn't work, he began making more threats, each less believable than the last.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_1.PNG]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Pinch_4.PNG]]</ref> Despite his efforts to seem intimidating, Pinch's tendency to delete his Youtube accounts within minutes of contacting a troll made him an even less credible (albeit annoying) figure. He finally fucked off when a few clever trolls began impersonating him.<ref>[[:File:Pinch_3.PNG]]</ref>

== Chris's thoughts ==

When asked in his recent [[Mailbag]] addition why he believes he gets trolled and is hated by everyone, Chris had this ingenious thing to say:

{{quote|"Tehy're just jealous that they did not think of [[Sonichu]] first, or that I am more [[Chris and art|Artistically Talented]] than they are."|[[Chris]], [[Mailbag 5]]}}

This is consistent with the advice given many children who are IRL trolled in school: that bullies are merely jealous of you, and want to see you react unfavorably (However since most trolls/bullies are usually in position far superior to the one being teased it is a bit redundant). Since Chris [[Count Graduon|never moved past]] [[Manchester High School|high school]] mentally, he still believes he is hated because he is so much better than everyone else, and not because he exudes [[fail]] and is offensive towards everything and everyone.

Recently, it seems that he's decided that the majority of his hated trolls are actually [[homos|homosexuals]], combining his two major hates into one massive force of nature. The earliest this is seen is [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag&oldid=3208|a message he wrote] in his Mailbag section, exploding in rage over an added Twitter and how they could talk about him behind his back.

== Sauces ==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[4-cent_garbage.com]]
*[[CWCki]]
*[[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]

{{Trolls}}
{{People}}

[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Talk:Kel

2010-03-03T16:03:07Z

Flyingdingo0827:

==To do==
*image of Kel from comics '''Done'''
*Backstory from comic (her brief bio from Issue 0)

*Chris has elaborated a bit on Kel [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu here] so we need to incorporate this more into the article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:22, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
**Done... I think. I might have missed some, but I hit the highlights. Horrifyingly, it seems that Chris has tossed in his own ''brother'' into the mix.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 15:49, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
*The new Kel pics need to be uploaded and featured here as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:10, 19 February 2010 (UTC)
*Done...sorta [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 16:01, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Kel

2010-03-03T16:01:51Z

Flyingdingo0827:

==To do==
*image of Kel from comics '''Done'''
*Backstory from comic (her brief bio from Issue 0)

*Chris has elaborated a bit on Kel [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu here] so we need to incorporate this more into the article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:22, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
**Done... I think. I might have missed some, but I hit the highlights. Horrifyingly, it seems that Chris has tossed in his own ''brother'' into the mix.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 15:49, 18 February 2010 (UTC)
*The new Kel pics need to be uploaded and featured here as well. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:10, 19 February 2010 (UTC)
*Done [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 16:01, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

Kel

2010-03-03T16:01:26Z

Flyingdingo0827:

[[Image:Kel.jpg|right|thumb||Kel, we hardly knew ye.]]
'''Kel''' (full name '''Kellie Felix'''<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu</ref>) is [[Rosechu]]'s original trainer. Kel was only seen in [[Issue 0]], but she was briefly mentioned by Rosechu in [[Sonichu 7]].
If you have any information pertaining to her current status and location, please contact your local [[Jerkops|police department]]. It is believed that she is loosely based off Chris's IRL gal-pal [[Kellie Andes]]. This is furthered by a short update to the CWCipedia where he calls her "Kellie" instead of Kel.

Of note, she is the closest Chris has gotten to an original creation in the Sonichu canon. Although likely inspired by Kellie Andes, she does not resemble her physically or in personality.

==Backstory==

According to the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu Rosechu biography page] on the [[CWCipedia]], Kel gotten the Pichu who would become Rosechu from [[Cole Smithy|Professor Cole]] due to her being the last one there. This is a ripoff of the first meeting between Pokemon anime protagonist Ash Ketchum and his 1st Pokemon Pikachu. Unlike Ash and Pikachu, Kel and Pichu hit it off quite nicely.

Her initial Pokemon catches include a Dratini, Ponyta, Lapras, Chansey and Geodude. It is said that Pichu evolved into Pikachu and she used a Thudnerstone to turn it into a Raichu. She was taking a break in her cottage on the day [[Sonichu 0|the Raichu became Rosechu]]. She tried to tell Professor Oak, but he suggested telling Cole, but he was on vacation.

When Rosechu met Sonichu, Kel took both of them to Professor Cole to examine them. After doing so, she also met Chris and battled him in a Pokemon Gym Battle, defeating him as well(!!). When Rosechu wanted to stay with Sonichu, Kel relented and allowed her to stay.

Kel would resume her travels, using a Manectric to replace Rosechu, but it is said that she still calls for Rosechu when need be. Her [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Image:KelHallOfFame.jpg Pokémon Championship Hall of Fame picture], awarded at the as-of-yet-untold-of end of her quest, shows Rosechu instead of Manectric.

[[Image:KelHallOfFame.jpg|center|thumb||Kel after finishing her quest and returning to CWCville.]]

==In the Comic==
As stated in issue 0 Kel is Rosechu's caring [[Pokémon]] trainer. Not much else about her is known.

Kel is one of the only trainers in the comic, the other being [[Naitsirhc]], who no longer uses his Pokémon. She owns a Dragonite and briefly a (presumably female) Raichu until the [[rainbow]] turned it into [[Rosechu]]. Rosechu then maxed out Kel's credit cards and promptly ditched her to live with [[Sonichu]]. Chris has revealed that Kel released Rosechu to be with Sonichu, and that she is currently in "Trainer's College". On [[February 2010]] Chis wrote details about Kel's roster, revealing that she owned David (Dragonite), Ashley (Rapidash), Tiffany (Lapras), Lauren (Golem), Stephanie (Blissey).

It should be noted that after the first comic, Kel was almost completely written out by Chris. This is made even more perplexing when one considers that Kel, actually having been the trainer of Rosechu while she was still a Raichu, was not given the chance to use Rosechu as her Pokémon. Chris, who had absolutely nothing to do with the creation of Sonichu and Rosechu in the comic canon, is considered Sonichu's "master" and occasionally called "father" by Sonichu.

After a prolonged nine issue absence, Kel reappears (not having taken the time to change clothes) in [[Sonichu 10]] as part of the three-person firing squad that executes Sean, along with [[Bill the Scientist]] and [[Allison Amber]]. Caring indeed.

===Kel and her men===

Besides Rosechu, Kel was also the owner of [[David the Dragonite|David]], a [[Wikipedia:Dragonite|Dragonite]]. She once tried to offer him to a sad Rosechu to fuck, but when the latter told Kel to fuck David herself, the Pokémon trainer enigmatically replied that "she can't say she didn't try". It's worth noting that David is described as "loyal" and being "[[Duck|too big]]" for Rosechu.

Chris on [[CWCipedia]] elaborated on the fate of Kel, including revealing a short lived romance with [[Naitsirhc]]:<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Sonichu#First_Encounter_with_Naitsirhc</ref>

{{quote|Their first Villainous Encounter was the first Confrontation with Naitsirhc in Episode 3. Naitsirch was young; he was 14-Years Old on that Shopping Day August 8th, 1998. They fought numerously in and around Cwcville. Naitsirch was a healthy straight boy; after a few battles with Kel, Rosechu's Trainer, as an eye-witness sometimes, she started to fall in love with Naitsirhc. After Rosechu and Sonichu departed from Kel's cottage on June 8, 2000. They went their seperate ways. After a number of saving-the-city moments, I offered Sonichu his own house in the suburban area of Cwcville. The date of Completed Construction on the house they still live in today, was on May 27, 2000.

Kel moved on and continued with her Pok'emon Master Journey at age 14. She spent four years from the Journey she started on to Vigorously Train her Pokemon Team: Daisy (Dragonite), Ashley (Rapidash), Tiffany (Lapras), Lauren (Golem), Stephanie (Blissey) and after Rosechu left her party, she called Professor Oak for Larry (her Alakazam) at and around her cottage and Cwcville.}}

It should be noted that this was on the CWCipedia page for Sonichu since, as a [[Women's Rights|woman]], Kel isn't important enough for her own article. Chris may have an article for his [[Son-Chu|fucking car]], but he doesn't even have one for [[Rosechu]]...

In [[Sonichu 10]], its revealed that Chris is attempting to restore [[Reldnahc]] to [[Straight|normal]] through the [[Homos|Straight Vaccine]] because, apparently, Kel misses him. Thus, we see how the manchild attempts to evade responsibility for his [[Mailbag 19#That d*** Hitler|hitleresque]] eugenics ideas, trying to make it sound as if Kel is their initiator. This also shows a bit of how Chris just can't get over women, since Reldnahc is just an [[homos|"evil"]] version of Chris, and Kel is just a "barely existant" version of [[Kellie Andes]], whom Chris was deeply infatuated with. Just like how Chris lives out his [[Lovely Weather|fantasies]] through [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|comic Chris]], so too does he use Reldnahc as a means for letting some version of himself be with one of the [[sweethearts|dozens of women who tolerated Chris]].

==See also:==
*[[Pokémon]]
*[[Rosechu]]
*[[Naitsirhc]]
*[[David the Dragonite]]
*[[Kellie Andes]]

==References==
<references />

{{Sonichu}}

[[Category:Characters]]

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Asperchu

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Flyingdingo0827: /* Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff (in Sonichu) */

{{Ongoing}}
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
''This article discusses the award winning comic series '''Asperchu''' and its relationship with Chris. For information about the Asperchu series itself, please see [[Fan:Asperchu]].''

'''Asperchu''' is a popular award-winning comic series created by Alec Benson Leary. His deft artwork, gripping stories, and excellent characterization has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comics]], which have recently become exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
While Alec has stated that [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|Asperchu is not a Parody]] of [[Chris]], there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of Videos|youtube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters has resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and Anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a Sonichu who suffers from [[Aspergers]], for some reason.

==Chris on Asperchu==
[[Image:Aspergchulove.jpg|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
It's no secret that Chris hates [[Aspergers]] (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some misguided sense of competition between Aspergers syndrome and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an Electric Hedgehog Pokemon who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even worse when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The [[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu|first recorded communication]] we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively. Chris didn't respond any better on his public [[mailbag]], claiming that Alec was jealous of him and alleging that the included fanart of Asperchu and Sonichu implied homosexuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec [[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo|sent him another letter]], depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine straight fun. This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and Anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In Asperchu Issue C (or 0C), [[Chris]] made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. [[Fail|He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name Ian Brandon Anderson, nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.]]

Since the Asperchu saga started really taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] has [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky pictures". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that Sonichu is supposed to be a ''kid's comic''. As for the "low resolution and blocky pictures", the artwork is done through an art program (presumably Photoshop, if one of Alec's correspondences to Chris is correct), thus it does seem a bit blocky. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and Art|art]], it's the fucking Mona Lisa. It also helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Mao Bamboo Ling.JPG||thumb|Mao, rockin' sunglasses]]
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of Asperchu, and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]], and [[Fan:Sonichu is Dead|Sonichu is Dead]] creator Sean August Watley's latest project, [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Moon-Pals.]]

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of Asperchu, immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a [[Down with Asperchu|series]] [[12 January 2010|of]] [[14 January 2010|increasingly]] [[15 January 2010|disturbing]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|videos]] where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, [[Wikipedia:Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi]]. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in 2 short [[youtube]] videos.

Recently the large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the US government's efforts to help the victims of the earthquake in Haiti, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow man.

===The 19 January Demands===

On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded 12 new pages of [[Sonichu 10]], which are centred mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his ego|Ever the heroic saviour]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an ''EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER'' and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him Mitch Sonichu.|Chris's featured quote on 19 January 2010}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==

In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a video]] Chris has finally admitted that Asperchu is not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and is instead a completely original character. He also apologizes for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responds to fanmail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. He also apologizes for trying to comandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though tactfully avoids mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeds to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|Cwcipedia ads]], which have becoming increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, decides to give up Simonla and delivers a half-assed [[Forgiveness Blessing]] to Mao, hopefully to finally remove the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris.)

On 25 February 2010, Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10]], in which he does kill Simonla... but turns around and ''kills'' the "Asperchu Four". It remains to be seen as to what happens.

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 February 2010 Mao sent [[Evan]] and Sean a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear.

On 18 February 2010, an [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call between Chris and Alec was released]].

==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff (in ''Sonichu'')==

{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, ''[[Sonichu 10]]''}}

Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phonecalls, Chris would involve Alec, along with Mao, Sean and Evan, in the penultimate pages of ''[[Sonichu 10]]''. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by Cwcville's Court for the murder of Simonla, as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of Cwcville. After a rather one-sided trial (in Cwcville's favour, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself also joins in on the fun, and ironically states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic", after which he helps fry him to a crisp and breaks all of Mao's bones using telekinesis. [[Evan]] is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and [[Moon-Pals|Sean]] is used as target practice by Bill the Scientist, Kel and Allison.

During this, Chris also <del>reads off a list Alec made him write</del> apologises for some of his own wrongdoings.

==Sonichu Revolution==

When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that would take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided Sonichu fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site, but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new Asperchu comics.

Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|phone conversation]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. Also, while he expressed offense at the violence of some of the Sonichu Revolution strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original Sonichu stories.

===Sonichu Revolution Gallery===

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==See also==
*[[Fan:Index]]: Other Sonichu-inspired works of art.
*[http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page Asperpedia]: Asperchu's very own Wiki.
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's youtube channel]

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Talk:Father Call

2010-02-21T05:23:46Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* Fun Fact */

Transcription

Easiest way to do it

Sign up for 5 minute intervals.

GO.

I will try and bash out the second ten minutes at least right now. Too caffeined to sleep. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 09:48, 11 November 2009 (CET)
*Fuck it. 20-30 minutes it is as well. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 10:22, 11 November 2009 (CET)
:*Just in case anyone was looking for a second opinion, I can confirm that yes, he did indeed say "I don't like to leave an unfinished project finished." Also the stammering here is of an unprecedented magnitude. I give up until I can return to this shit while intoxicated. (Also for enterprising transcribers, I recommend [http://www.nch.com.au/scribe/ Express Scribe], lets you set hotkeys for stop/start/rewind, pretty handy.) [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 10:57, 11 November 2009 (CET)

Good article, bad name. Seriously, call it "Kacey's Parent Call" or something like that. This article should be about the call, not the dad. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:59, 11 November 2009 (CET)
* Or we could just copy the transcript into its own article and use this page to write about Matt once the transcript gives folks some raw material to work with. Either way. (Also, apropos of nothing, I'm gonna hear "IT WAS APPLEBEE'S" over and over in my dreams once I finally get to sleep.) [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 12:05, 11 November 2009 (CET)
:* If the transcript for this audio is done, go ahead and remove both the incomplete and transcription tags. And thanks for the tip about Express Scribe, by the way. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:13, 12 November 2009 (CET)
::* Oh, no, it's not done. I just started working backwards from the end a bit last night because somebody else was uploading stuff from the beginning at the time and I didn't want to repeat their effort. There's about 40 minutes left in the middle still, between the 50- and 90-minute marks. But that shouldn't be hard to knock off fairly soon. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:23, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:::* I only noticed after I'd written above that there was actually a gap in the middle of the transcript. (I'd been skipping around some.) I dare say you're inhuman to have transcribed even this much. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 05:28, 12 November 2009 (CET)
::::* Whew. It's done. All y'all feel free to correct and link whatever, I'm sure I missed more than a couple typos. And if you can explain what the hell that "WARRIORS" shit means I'd love to know. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 09:05, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:::::* Well done with the transcription. I cleared up some small spelling errors. Nothing big. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:30, 12 November 2009 (CET)

I just want it to be known that I don't think I've ''ever'' hated Chris as much as I do now. [[User:Ayvuir|Ayvuir]] 04:08, 13 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris talks to Kacey and Liquid==

Bryan Bash just dropped this on /cwc/. It's pretty insane.

http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/490.html --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:48, 11 November 2009 (CET)
*If it's the call I think it is, make a new page for that. That's a new classic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:48, 11 November 2009 (CET)

== Category for phone calls? ==

I was just thinking, should there be a category for phone calls such as this, [[Kacey and Liquid Call]] and [[Kacey Phone Call]]? Or is there not enough of them for one to be necessary? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 23:06, 11 November 2009 (CET)
*Sure, why not? They'll be more phone calls in the future, I tell you what. Well, maybe not from Kacey but other trolls. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:10, 11 November 2009 (CET)

== Who here thought of... ==

<hexbawx>...Chris as Caboose and the Dad as Sarge, from Red vs. Blue? [http://roostertooths.com/transcripts.php?show=rvb&season=3&ep=39 The similarities are striking].</hexbawx> --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:25, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:*Actually, I'd think of 'em more as Chris as GRIF or perhaps and unholy fusion of Grif and Caboose.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 18:54, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:*The difference being that Caboose is lovably dumb and funny, and Grif is a hilarious kissass, and Chris is Chris. Chris lacks little things like "intentional hilarity" and "witty dialog" to make the comparison work better. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 21:39, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:*I think Kasey's dad sounded like the new Batman from ''Batman: The Brave and The Bold'' to me. Come to think of it, he kinda sounded like Diedrich Bader in general. --[[User:UJ1985|UJ1985]] 07:30, 14 November 2009 (CET)
:* Am I right in thinking that Kacey's "Dad" and Liquid Chris are one and the same? [[User:Glorious Tentacularity|Glorious Tentacularity]] 15:45, 21 November 2009 (CET)

== Step 2 - wikify==
Great job on the transcription, now it needs to be wikified with links to appropriate articles. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:33, 12 November 2009 (CET)

:What for? Because of this blue text the links are practically invisible. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 20:53, 12 November 2009 (CET)
:*Should still have wiki links. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:18, 14 November 2009 (CET)

*Seriously, this needs to be wikified. Fuck, I might end up doing this myself. But someone, please beat me to it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:00, 9 February 2010 (UTC)

== Fun Fact ==

The Chandlers have a riding lawnmower in their yard. If it actually works, mowing the lawn would be as easy as sitting on your ass and enjoying a cold drink. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 09:39, 20 November 2009 (CET)
*What's the source of that? If you can find it, then it'd be worth to make a note (maybe like a footnote) and point out that Chris is so lazy that sitting on his ass is a chore for him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:18, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*You can see it in [[CWC Fighter]], its in the background and you can kinda see it next to [[son-chu|chris's car]] while Chris fails at imitating martial arts.[[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 05:23, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

==Kacey's "father"==

Shouldn't we mention that Kacey's "father" is just another troll? Otherwise, if someone comes to this page and doesn't read the whole transcript or listen to the phone call, they'll probably think that Chris actually spoke with Kacey's dad. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 20:00, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*Why the fuck would someone think that 1) this guy is actually a 50 year old man who is actually Kacey's dad and that 2) someone's dad would actually bother talking to Chris for so long? Of course he's a troll, as is Kacey and 99% of the people Chris interacts with. What difference would it make? For canon purposes, Kacey's father talked to Chris and this is the call between them.
:The thing is, trolling Chris can be a bit theatrical at times. People establish personas, storylines, motives, etc. behind trolling Chris and people love it and people can't believe Chris actually falls for it (Chris once remarked how his life was a soap opera and I recall being amazed but not surprised given that he's delusional enough to believe that it's perfectly reasonable to be in a situation where he was in a love triangle with him, a girl from 5000 miles away, and a rapist meanwhile trying to get his game idea published with Nintendo). If we get too meta and go with the total truth, you'd just have an entire wiki about basement dwellers, weaboos, and [[User:CrassCrab|Internet sociopaths]] who get off to trolling a manchild. Of course trolls are trolling Chris but that's not canon. Not just targeting you Llort, but after your comment and seeing some "commentary" on the effectiveness of Jimmy Hill in the Jimmy Hill article, I felt this needed to be said. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:14, 21 November 2009 (CET)
*Is the reason for not revealing that it's a troll to prevent Chris from finding out if he ever discovers this page? --[[User:Doomknight|Doomknight]] 09:35, 30 November 2009 (CET)
*Kacey's dad's performance is good up to about the point he starts talking about being in Desert Storm onward. Carrying his dead/dying buddy all the way back to base? Seems fishy but okay. Digging his mother out of the 9/11 rubble? Uh, nah, don't think so. Not breaking a sweat from running ten miles? Come on, man.
He just starts stretching it thinner and thinner just to keep Chris talking. Fortunately, his complete and utter lack of a believable performance if anything increases the impact of the call. Not once does Chris make any call-out of the increasingly obvious bullshit, which either suggests he's genuinely naive (lol) towards literally ANYthing regarding the real world, or he's so desperate for a Sweetheart to Build from the Ground Up that's he's willing to eat up a solid 2:20 of demeaning insulting garbage just for a chance to hook up with a girl he met a single time who he's been told several times is already engaged.
:*The last post was written by [[User:CorbeauNoir]]. Please don't forget to sign your posts!!! --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:24, 13 December 2009 (CET)

==An Idea That Might Be Funny==
Based on the texture of Kacey's dad's voice (or the troll portraying him, but let's keep up decorum) I think it might be funny if we got a picture of Brock Samson from ''The Venture Brothers'' and put that on the article with the caption "Artist's interpretation of Mr. Devoria." Seriously, he sounds like Patrick Warburton. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 2:27, 16 December 2009 (CEST)
*[[CWCki:DOITFAGGOT|DO IT, FAGGOT]]--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:39, 17 December 2009 (CET)
Done and done. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 12:49, 20 December 2009 (CEST)

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2010-02-21T04:22:44Z

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Talk:Rosechu

2010-02-14T05:24:52Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* Rosechus Better */

==What The Fuck==
I like how Chris still draws rosechu in those ''really'' short skirts and gives her the vagina of a 14-year old; seriously he does.

==Rosechus Better==
If Rosechu was transformed from a Raichu, that would actually make her better than Sonichu, stat wise. ~[[User:gourmetpickle|gourmetpickle]]
*But because she's a woman, she's weaker than Sonichu :3. Seriously though, get in Mumble and if Chris ever comes back, ask him that. Hell, I'll ask him that. I'd like to see how he explains it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:18, 9 March 2009 (CET)
*technically if Kel had a thunderstone she could've made raichu evolve early. So it could be that the raichu (rosechu) was at a weaker level than pikachu (sonichu) prior to the story. [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 05:24, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

==Marriage==
Need to incorporate the stuff about Sonichu marrying Rosechu here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:13, 3 August 2009 (CEST)

How about a timeline?

Rosechu's 17th birthday-December 22, 2005

Sonichu's 18th birhtday-March 17, 2006

Marriage-March 17, 2006.

Conception of Cerah-Likely the night of March 17 2006

Episode 12-Around May 29, 2006

Episode 12.5-June 27, 2006

Cerah Rosey Born-June 29, 2006

Conception of Christine- Around July 1, 2006

Christine Rosey born-October 7, 2006

Conception of Robbie- Around September 20th, 2006

Rosechu's 18th birthday-December 22, 2006

Robbie Sonee Born-February 26, 2007

Episode 15-November 2, 2007

Episodes 13/14 are undated.

Either way, Sonichu was 18 and Rosechu 17 when all 3 of their children were conceived. I leave it to a better writer to sort this out.

Oh yeah, all but the conception dates were given by Chris himself. I'm just guessing those. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 19:04, 7 August 2009 (EST)

== Completely forgotten? ==
Chris has a page for god damn simonla, but he hasn't even gotten around to making a page for Rosechu?
Isn't she the third most important character after Chris and Sonichu? [[User:Sallyfox|Sallyfox]] 03:17, 1 December 2009 (CET)

== Rosechu isn't Transgender ==

Though it's fun to claim that and make Chris flustered, but Rosechu was created before 2007, and before Pokemon introduced gender differences in species. Back then, all Raichus had pointed tails. I know some Krapplefag would add it to this page.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

: That's the Joke [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 01:34, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
: regardless, it's something Chris has produced a video and picture responding to so i think it's worth noting. and yeah, that's the joke. -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 01:50, 25 January 2010 (UTC)
:: although i suppose it wouldnt hurt to add some clarification to the section -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 02:05, 25 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-18T06:05:50Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* Mao's rebuttal */

Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Jesus. ==

Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.{{unsigned|Nafka}}
*Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah, Patti was his only sympathetic trait, and now even that's gone. Someone needs to point out to Chris that Ian ''definitely'' shot Liquid in his comics. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:10, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
** Done. --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
== The homosexual references. ==

When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:

'''But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well!
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]'''

I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I transcribed that part, and yeah, I couldn't see any half-naked dudes with Chris's crappy video quality (that and the fact he's fucking filming his TV). My bad dudes. Still, to automatically assume as buff guy is a "homosexual reference" is a bit much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:46, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== CWCville is real ==

I think this video cements the theory that CWCville is a real place in Chris's mind. Notice how he is completely serious coming up with a possible explanation for how Sonichu is in the Asperchu comic, and then clarifies that there have been no law changes in CWCville. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 21:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I've been thinking that for a while, too. There's probably some deep psychological explanation for it involving escapism and mental illness, but I bet you anything he'll say it's real. And if he ever admits it's not, it'll be "because of my autism". I bet you a thousand goddamn dollars. --[[User:Nafka|Nafka]] 04:15, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

If Cwcville is real I can assure it's probably a smoldering crater, I mean what kind of living being would let Chris run a city?--[[User:Pikimon|Pikimon]] 04:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== You rage you ruse ==

This saga has been off to a booming start, and now we have a video even more frustrating than [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|whatever the fuck the video should be called]] also this whole "former buddha belly" delusion thing has been fucking hilarious! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* I never thought it could happen, but Asperchu Saga might actually make Chris ragequit. After watching this and going through Mailbag 41, I think that the explosion of tard-rage might be visible from space. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 03:52, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mao's rebuttal ==

Should we transcribe Mao's rebuttal that calls Chris out on all this bullshit? I mean since Mao does kinda speak kinda low unless the audio's up far enough (or maybe it's just me). [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 06:05, 18 January 2010 (UTC)
* Either way, I don't see why not. Just let's not forget Mao's catch phrase in the end of his videos. --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:43, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Magi-Chan

2010-01-18T06:04:59Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* magi-chan by xent */

Seriously, just created a stub for this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:58, 22 March 2009 (CET)
==The Name==
I get it! It's a pun based off the word 'Magician'--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 00:46, 16 April 2009 (CEST)
*It took me a while to get that myself, but then again I'm a bit of an ASS PIE. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:39, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
Poor Magi-Chan. He must be so lonely and cynical because he's seen every depraved sex act in CWCville, including the Missionary Cowboy and Chris' huge, bent duck. How can this man desire romance when he's seen so much? --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 16:59, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Or Magi-Chan is just another perverted representation of Chris's psyche; His desire to sneak, watch and punish those who perform the acts that arouse him ([[Homos]] & [[Pedofork|Pedoforks]]). [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
::*No way. This proves that Magi-Chan = gay is cannon. I mean... he's in charge of finding every homosexual person in CWCville, yet nobody has every been thrown in CWCville prison fior homosexual acts. He's all like, "Yup. Carry on." Dude is gaaaaaaay... --17:51, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Good point there. This means that Magi-Chan is running the equivalent of a pink "Schindler's List" in CWCville. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:57, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::*Naw dude, this is a position Magi-chan relishes. He'll watch people have gay sex, then as soon as he finishes jerking off, he busts them. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:37, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
:::* My take? Magi-chan just pretends to be psychic-scanning, because Chris can't tell whether or not Magi-chan is doing anything in that regard. In general, he seems to be pretty lazy and apathetic, since he barely does anything; so the psychic-scanning-for-homos is probably just an excuse for him to watch TV, take a nap or read the funnies. Just imagine the cliche of the night shift security guard, but apply it to a psychic hedgehog. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

I'm not so sure "-chan" is solely for girls. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 07:25, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*It's commonly used for teenage girls, little kids or animals. He is some kind of animal, so it works, though probably unintentionally.--[[user:yawn|Yawn]] 7:47, 12 January 2009 (UTC)
* Maybe the '-chan' is meant to be an 'exotic sounding' surname of some sorts, like "Jackie Chan"? -[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:36, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
:* Let's remember that "Chan" can be a diminutive of our favorite Man-Child surname; ''Chandler''.
::* Makes sense knowing that Sonichu, Rosechu and the Chaotic Combo are all technically his 'children'. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 16:26, 12 January 2010 (EST)

== magi-chan by xent ==

should we add that to the article since magi-chan is the main character or should we add it to the fan works section of the cwcki?

If you want to read it, its at the /cxc/ board. http://legi0n.789chan.org/cxc/res/20.html

If nobody knows who xent is, he's the guy who wrote "chris gets laid"

:* Two golden rules. First, sign your message with four "~" like this. It will stamp your name and the date you have posted the message. So we will all know that it is you, Flyingdingo0827 who posted it. Second, If Chris dint mention the fan work, it goes into the fan section. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:02, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

:*thanks for the tip Mr. Griffin, I'll keep that in mind [[User:Flyingdingo0827|Flyingdingo0827]] 06:04, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Magi-Chan

2010-01-18T04:53:18Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* magi-chan by xent */ new section

Talk:Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke

2010-01-18T00:01:39Z

Flyingdingo0827: /* Mao's rebuttal */ new section

Fuck, Chris just made me lose the game. He hasn't done that since 2008. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 08:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Now he's really gone off to be a complete and utter narcissistic bastard. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:55, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

I shall commence with the TRANSCRIBING of DIS BITCH! Upon reaching minute number five I will quit, because It's fucking late.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 08:28, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*I'll take minute five to the end. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 08:33, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::Cool. First 5 are done. There was one point near the beginning I couldn't figure out what the hell he was saying. Also the amount of lying Chris is doing in this video is just amazing.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 09:16, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

::Got done with the rest...looks like we finished up at about the same time. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 09:22, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Jesus. ==

Does anyone else find "I hope the soul of my late dog eats at your souls and kills you in your sleep." Really, really disturbing? I mean, even for Chris standards. Jesus Christ.{{unsigned|Nafka}}
*Damn. I take a break from CWC for a single DAY and Chris find a way to dig himself deeper in his own hole... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 19:48, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah, Patti was his only sympathetic trait, and now even that's gone. Someone needs to point out to Chris that Ian ''definitely'' shot Liquid in his comics. [[User:Isarko|Isarko]] 22:10, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
** Done. --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:26, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
== The homosexual references. ==

When Chris starts talking about the homosexual references in the date episode, at this point in the video transcription:

'''But I could get- I could definitely reference a few more instances of where he actually is considering peeing on himself within his own comic series. Starting with, of course, with a few from his first book of graphic nudity or sexual reference on page three of his 0 book. Even worse off, on page 10, and while he's in that Burger King! With all his goddamned homosexual references as well!
[Chris shuffles through a variety of pages featuring the Asperchu date plot in book one. None of them contain any homosexual references. He then returns to the page select.]'''

I think he's refering to the New Moon posters in the background that have shirtless and naked guys on them (you can't really see them in the poor camera quality, however). So Chris isn't completely wrong in this respect. [[User:Fefnir|Fefnir]] 20:36, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Actually, he is wrong. They're male models or something, right? Does that mean they're gay? In Chris's view, a male model in a suggestive pose would constitute "homosexual reference," but he's an idiot. Considering that they're photoshopped into posters for Twilight: New Moon, they're meant for females to gawk at. Chris is, yet again displaying his overactive homophobia.--[[User:Jewlay|Jewlay]] 20:42, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
::*I transcribed that part, and yeah, I couldn't see any half-naked dudes with Chris's crappy video quality (that and the fact he's fucking filming his TV). My bad dudes. Still, to automatically assume as buff guy is a "homosexual reference" is a bit much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 20:46, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== CWCville is real ==

I think this video cements the theory that CWCville is a real place in Chris's mind. Notice how he is completely serious coming up with a possible explanation for how Sonichu is in the Asperchu comic, and then clarifies that there have been no law changes in CWCville. --[[User:Raikonos|Raikonos]] 21:40, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== You rage you ruse ==

This saga has been off to a booming start, and now we have a video even more frustrating than [[whatever the fuck the video should be called|U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]] also this whole "former buddha belly" delusion thing has been fucking hilarious! --[[User:Briscoe|Briscoe]] 22:18, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mao's rebuttal ==

Should we transcribe Mao's rebuttal that calls Chris out on all this bullshit? I mean since Mao does kinda speak kinda low unless the audio's up far enough (or maybe it's just me).