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Random-access humor

2026-04-05T01:10:37Z

FokkerTISM: /* Sex joke */

: '''random-access''' ''n.''
:: 1. ''(computing)'' type of storage access where arbitrary data can be accessed, as opposed to sequential access (q.v.). ''See also'' random-access memory.
::''adj.''
:: 2. ''(CWCism)'' non-sequiturial; lacking any coherence.
: '''humor''' ''n.''
:: 1. Something funny.
:: 2. ''(CWCism)'' Something not funny, but which can be made funny when accessed randomly (q.v.). ''See'' random-access.

[[Image:Wild_Snergen_Flergen.jpg|thumb|[[Wild Sonichu]] offers some uproarious random-access humor.]]

'''Random-access humor''' is [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]'s [[CWC-isms|terminology]] for his tendency to blurt out whatever random thought enters his mind, regardless of its relevance to a given situation. More traditional literary analysts might describe this as the literary device of [[Wikipedia:Non sequitur (literary device)|''non sequitur'']]. Others might suggest he misinterpreted the "randomly-generated humor" bit from ''VeggieTales''. The "humor" part of the phrase stems from Chris's assumption that if he says something completely irrelevant and random, then it is automatically funny, when most of the time it's completely nonsensical and infuriatingly ''un''funny. At this moment, the strongest portrayal of Chris's random-access humor can be found in his [[CWCFlyingElephants]] video.

Like many of Chris's strange mannerisms, this is likely linked to his [[autism]]; a common symptom among autistics is echolalia, where they constantly repeat phrases from their favorite television shows, movies, and video games, regardless of whether they fit the current situation. Chris just so happens to take this to ridiculous levels.

Ironically enough, Chris's random-access humor is often [[Things Chris has ripped off|unoriginal]]. Jokes are mostly taken from [[Adult Swim]] shows, ''[[Monty Python|Monty Python's Flying Circus]]'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', or even shows like [[Wikipedia:Ed, Edd 'n Eddy|''Ed, Edd n Eddy'']] and [[Wikipedia:Samurai Pizza Cats|''Samurai Pizza Cats'']], taking them completely out of context. He fails to understand the purpose of these jokes. For example, Monty Python's comedy was sculpted specifically to satirize British culture of their era and not simply random-for-the-sake-of-random. This shows that, even when Chris doesn't have to make any sense, he still has a hard time coming up with original material. When Chris ''is'' original, it's mostly in the form of childish rhymes or wordplays that would make [[wiki:Lewis Carroll|Lewis Carroll]] roll in his grave (his sex joke anyone?). This is due to Chris being a [[Autism papers|"somewhat concrete"]] thinker, having a tough time understanding abstract concepts (including humor). Because of his linear thinking, he has the tendency to take jokes literally (e.g. [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] told Chris a joke about [[Barack Obama|Obama]] painting the White House black if he won the 2008 election).

One occasion of note is a line in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]], wherein [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], after being commanded to retreat, retorts with "You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...". According to the [[Sonichu 2 Official Videobook|comic's official videobook]], the joke is that "you really need to tell those cavemen twice," but Chris fails to realize that as the "joke" is written in the comic, there is literally ''nothing'' to interpret as funny by any standard. This isn't too surprising, since Chris has never shown interest in clarity for the audience, and simply makes the comics for his own sake.

The randomosity is also questionable in that the allegedly random jokes are also frequently repeated; Chris keeps ''re-telling'' the same jokes that weren't funny in the first try. (For example, if you are a confused foreigner who has no idea what "[[wikipedia:Nantucket|Nantucket]]" is, ''you will Google it soon.'') Chris has specifically stated he actually fears things that are beyond his control,<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:DariaCamacho User talk:DariaCamacho]</ref> a fear which falls nicely in line with [[autism]].

Chris also uses the term "random-access memory", which is basically when he says something completely random without the intent of being funny. He tends to use these when a conversation is not going in a direction he wants it to and hopes that interjecting this other thought-line will briefly distract him from that.

{{quote|Well, just like a computer, my brain is random. It picks up memories at random. I cannot simply access them sometimes, even though, most of the time, I can. But sometimes I can't, and they later come back to me at random.|Chris during the [[Father Call]], showing off [[Chris and science|his mad computer science and neuroscience skills]]}}

==Random ramblings==
[[File:DaftPunk.jpg|thumb|right|[[Chris and sex|Chris is up all night to get lucky.]]]]

In November [[2007]], in a misguided attempt to help [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] to get to know him better and stop trolling him, Christian [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|added the following]] to his ED page:

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Each Brain in every person in the world is a computer, complete with an InfiniteGB RAM...Emphasis on Random, and our [[Christian Weston Chandler|Autistic Hero]] is no exception. Here are some of his ramblings that can make him comparable to the TV-Talking-styles of those retarded robots, the [[Transformers Generation 1|Junkeons]], who got it from [[Chris and television|watching too much TV]].

{{quote|
 -"Carrots are good for your eyes, can it dial a phone?"<ref>Originally said by Ed; originated from ''Ed Edd n Eddy'' episode "[https://ed.fandom.com/wiki/One_%2B_One_%3D_Ed/Script One + One = Ed]"</ref>
 -"[[Autism_papers#MENTAL_STATUS_EXAM:|Uncle Spunky is a really funky monkey]]."
 -"[[Yellow Is a Mellow Color]]."
 -"All aboard, here we go, let's go...somewhere else."
 -"[[CWCFlyingElephants|I once knew a man from Nantucket, and he had on his head a silly bucket.]]"
 -"I'm gonna call my lawer, his name is Tom Seywer, he has a daughter named Sue, who has been visiting her Uncle Sam for many years. Poor Tom."
 -"I knew a nose from the Pocanose, but then he ran away to Snotsvillvania."
 -"Quiet everybody, Emperor Fred has an announcement...FRED."<ref>From the US-dubbed version of ''Samurai Pizza Cats''. Emperor Fred only said his name because he had "his wisdom teeth removed".</ref>
 -"[[BILLY MAYS|Call 'Right Now']], and we'll send you a beautiful girl to be your [[Sweetheart]], FREE. But you'd better call 'Right Now', or otherwise you'll get bupkis. And believe me, you do not want bupkis. Welcome to Bupkistown."
 -"Welcome to the Novelty Shop, this is [[Bob Chandler|Bob]], how can I help you?...Okay, we can do that."
 -"Well get out of [[List of places that have banned Chris|here]]. What are you waiting on? [[Jerkop|I]]'m gonna chase you outta here."<ref>Originally said by Meatwad; originated from ''[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force]]'' episode "[https://web.archive.org/web/20090726034446/http://athf.frostillusions.net/transcripts/oldrippy.html Ol' Drippy]"</ref>
 -"[[HippoOnYourHead|You've got a Hippo on your head.]]"
 -"[[Transformers]]. Robots on your head. Okay."
 -"I'm upside-down in a car, drivin' my way to the grocery store."<ref name="brak"> From [[Adult Swim|''The Brak Show'']] episode "The New Brak" [https://web.archive.org/web/20120315151344/http://members.fortunecity.com/brakshow/newbrak.html archive]</ref>
 -"I have bow-ties on my feet, I must be walking with my neck."<ref name="brak"/>
 -"Root-de-do-de-do. Stop saying 'Root-de-do-de-do,' that's my bit, get your own. Oh, okay, how about 'Spling-ling, bling-ling, splee-de-de-le-deee?'"<ref name="brak"/>
 -"What? Pod six doesn't need a Pro Shop, they [[fangs|need a dentist]].<ref>''Sealab 2021'' episode "Legend of Baggy Pants" (Pod Six was another pod that was part of the lab. Captain Murphy referred to them as "[[JERKS|jerks]]")</ref>"
 -"Is this [[Wes Iseli|Walter Grisby]]? Who threw a frisbee? [[Chris Loses It|Well you know what]]?"<ref>Chris's [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] name for [[Wes Iseli]] in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Also [https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Walter_Grisby the name] of a pre-made character from ''The Sims 3'', though this is probably a coincidence; Chris came up with the retconned name before that game's release.</ref>
 -"I Watch TOO MUCH FUCKING TELEVISION!!!"

|Chris-Chan|}}

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== Sex joke ==
Chris's sex joke is an overly-long and painfully unfunny story that he has told whenever he wants to or is asked to tell a joke and/or prove he is "[[Excel Saga|much, much saltier]]" [[Clown Doll|than people expect]]. His first known use of the "joke" on the internet was when he put it on his [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page in November [[2007]]. He has repeated this joke in conversations with sweethearts,<ref>[[Chris Sex Logs#I am perverted]]</ref> in one of his ED edits,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20091223054201/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&diff=1997316018&oldid=1997315821]</ref> and in [[Mumble]].<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>

You may notice that, if Chris wanted to make the joke work, then Chris should have ended it after the word "egg". However, he adds two extra sentences to the punchline that are completely pointless and incoherent, causing the joke to lose the little humor that it had. Some versions of the joke, however, change the names of the two characters to Dick and Jane and omit the "balanced breakfast" coda.<ref>* [https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1 Chris tells the joke near the end of this recording]</ref>

The joke resembles 1940s/1950s-era raunchy jokes, and was most likely taught to Chris by Bob.

===''A GREAT ANECDOTE!''===
{{quote|There was this married couple, George and [[Barb]]ie, and they have been working at having children of their own. One night, George came home after work, and he was tired. Barbie welcomed him home, "Hi, Honey. Rough Day?" "Yeah," George replied, "I'm tired." Barbie said, "Well, why don't you and me go upstairs, and we'll have some Breakfast." "Breakfast," George replied, "At Nine-Thirty in the evening?" Barbie replied, "Sure, Dear, you bring the [[semen|MILK]], and I'll get an EGG." Later, they had a boy and a girl, [[Reginald Chandler|Junior Bacon]] and [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Orange Juice]]. All Part of a [[obesity|Balanced]] Breakfast.|Chris}}

== References ==
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==See also==
*[[Punchy Sonichu]] - A fighting electric hedgehog Pokémon who is explicitly stated to be the master of RAH, but has only shown it [[SonichuBabies|once]] to date.
*[[Monty Python]] - Actual masters of RAH, whom Chris unsuccessfully tried to emulate.
*[[CWCFlyingElephants]] - RAH at its worst.
*[[I Got A Fish]]
*[[Bunny Hop]]
*[[Yellow is a Mellow Color]]

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I Got A Fish

2026-04-05T01:05:26Z

FokkerTISM:

{{quote|Welcome to the David Lynch movie of your nightmares.|[[Toucher and Rich Segment|WBCN]], hitting the nail on the head.}}

'''I Got A Fish''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. In this video, Chris jog-dances in place while a stupid song full of [[random-access humor]] that he made up plays in the background. The song is about his apparent possession of a wish-granting fish; despite this claim, he does not actually have one. It should be noted that the video features a voiceover, something he didn't do often. It's also probably the closest that Chris has ever come to carrying an actual tune.

The video is one of the few cases where the mainstream [[Chris in the media|''media'']] [[Toucher and Rich Segment|got in]] [[For G4s Web Soup|on it]].

The audio file included with the [[Power]] series of videos is an edited version of this song, with the word "fish" replaced with "[[dick]]." According to a text file included with the videos, the audio file was edited by a troll with the username "falsionmkII".

Chris referenced the song in [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]] (2015), and again on New Year's Day [[2020]], where he included it in his first tweet of the decade.<ref>[[January 2020 social media posts#A New Year's Throwback]]</ref> In a [[2024]] [[Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft|Minecraft livestream]], Chris offered a live performance of the song with altered lyrics after a [[enabler|viewer]] donated to request it. On [[April 2026|April Fools' Day]] [[2026]], he uploaded [[CLog 04012026 - A Confession|an alleged "confession video"]] that largely consisted of him loudly singing the song over a still image of the original video.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Got A Fish
| ytid = FGZboGQWhLU
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[MEOW]]
| next = [[Power]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Tardfish.png|thumb|right|A true sturgeon with rage.]]

[''song is delivered via voice-over as Chris mutely jog-dances in place holding a [[PS3]] controller'']

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''fiiiiiiiiish!'' [''spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto'']
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?'' [''swings arm around and turns off camera with grace'']

=== Altered lyrics ([[2024]]) ===
:I've got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I've got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:You can have [[Speech Impediment|adudder]] ''fiiiiiiiiish!''
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:[[Random Access Humor|But don't wish for a side dish, you're ''already'' getting a side dish!]]

== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I got a fish
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9eczavWJPQk}}
| stardate = 9 [[March 2012]]
| maker = TheCWCVille
| subject =
| type = Parody
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Got A Fish cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wqXFPXFreoY}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2015]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = I Got A Fish
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] (Deluxe Edition).
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Got A Switch
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wmMOMAM4Tng}}
| stardate = 25 [[December 2020]]
| maker = Griffin Law
| subject =
| type = Parody
}}

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Wes Iseli

2026-03-23T09:39:27Z

FokkerTISM: /* In Chris's fantasy lore */

{{Imposter}}
{{quote|Wes is a magician and regretfully, [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah's]] boyfriend. Because of this, Christian is very jealous and dislikes him much.|[[:Image:291-ACWesBck.jpg|Wes Iseli ''Animal Crossing'' card]]}}
{{Infobox Person
| name = Wes Iseli
| image = WesIseli2.jpg
|name = Wesley Iseli
|aliases = Walter Grisby Wes-Li Sonichu Wesley Iseli Wasabi Rival 
|label3 = Date of Birth
|day = 10
|month = 11
|year = 1977
|gender = [[MALE]]
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|occupation = Magician
|saga = {{saga|highschool|cn}}
}}

'''Wesley "Wes" Iseli''' (pronounced [wɛs ˈaɪzli], "wess EYES-lee;"<ref>[[Mumble 4]], around 22 minutes in</ref> born 10 November 1977) [[Emily|briefly dated]] [[Sarah Nicole Hammer|Sarah Hammer]], Chris's long-time [[gal pal|gal-pal]]. Wes is a magician in real life (available for birthdays, weddings, bar mitzvahs and funerals) and is currently married to another woman. According to Chris, Wes is also a descendent of the dark wizard.<ref name=merlindream></ref>

Although [[trolls]] have been trying to contact Wes ever since they found his various online accounts, he hasn't offered any official statements on [[Chris]] or his involvement in [[Sonichu (comic)|the Sonichu comics]]. Apparently, he doesn't feel the need to talk shit about some guy he barely knew just because he was jealous of Wes's relationship with an ex-girlfriend he dated over [[2000|20 years ago]].

== In real life ==
Wes Iseli was known to have dated Sarah Hammer at some point during Chris's [[Manchester High School|High School]] years. Chris claims to have originally been provoked into his [[Love Quest]] after becoming [[Chris and anger|enraged]] at seeing Sarah sitting on Wes's lap. Much like with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], this lead to a one sided blood feud with him, and he began to see Wes as a romantic rival and an enemy, even though Sarah saw Chris as nothing more than a friend and Wes himself probably barely even knew Chris as anything other than "that weird [[autism|autistic]] kid Sarah hangs out with".

The trio of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]] and [[Black Sonichu]] in Chris's early ideas before the comic started, existed to represent the "hero, lover and rival" triangle that Chris believed himself, Sarah and Wes to fulfill as well, with Chris [[Chris and his ego|obviously]] cast as the hero, and Wes as the villain. This is evident in the [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]] story, in which he represented himself and Sarah as Sonichu and Rosechu, and when Wes was brought up in passing, Chris included a drawing of Blake holding a magic wand and magician's hat, complete with helpful annotation pointing out that he was evil. Chris would later come up with unique Sonichu forms for himself, Wes and Sarah instead of using Sonichu, Rosechu and Blake as stand-ins, and these new Sonichu forms would go on to be featured in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]].

Chris also included avatars of Wes in his homemade ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' cards, for both his human form and his Sonichu form in each, (though in the ''Yu-Gi-Oh!'' cards the human Wes Iseli was just named as "A [[JERKS|Jerk]]").

Wes (under comic alias Walter Grisby) was mentioned in the infamous [[Chris Loses It]] video. In that video, Chris, after performing a spectacular act of [[tard rage]], pretends to call Walter Grisby, asking him "Who threw the frisbee?", before yelling at the telephone and [[:Category:Videos with Camera Abuse|throwing it]] at the [[PSEye]].

Wes made an appearance on the TV series ''{{w|Penn & Teller: Fool Us}}'' and successfully fooled them, on a season 7 episode aired on 6 [[July 2020]].

== In the comic ==
[[File:Wls.PNG|thumb|Wes-Li is pissed.]]

As the author of the comic, when Chris first made [[Sonichu 2|Sonichu #2]] he was given the unique opportunity to [[Chris and reality|revise his personal history with Wes]] at his leisure. Comic Wes differs from his real life counterpart in that whilst the real Wes Iseli broke up with Sarah, moved on, married another woman, probably forgot Chris ever existed and is now [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcybvGOvmrY running a charity which helps fight Parkinson's Disease], Comic Wes appears to have [[Chris and his Ego|held a grudge against Chris]] ever since he first met him while he was dating Sarah, in spite of Chris having nothing he wanted and Wes having no reason to care about Chris. Dialogue also indicates that he was still dating Sarah by the time the trio first gained their powers, as Sarah "breaks up" with him halfway through Episode 8.

=== Wesley Iseli/Walter Grisby ===
Wes Iseli (later [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] as "'''Walter Grisby'''") was one of the chosen three of the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], alongside [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Sarah Nicole Hammer]]. Wes learned that he was the descendant of the [[Wasabi Clan]], and upon gaining his powers his own ancestor implored him to take vengeance upon the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], who was now Chris. Wes, knowing of Chris's jealousy towards him, accepts.

He later finds both Chris and [[Sonichu]] out on the "rough terrain" just outside [[CWCville]], and the two fight, not only over their current feud, but also over the Cherokee/Wasabi war in the ancient past, over the [[Cherokian Crown]]. Wes grabs the crown out of thin air during the fight (implying he stole it from Chris, which was [[Chris and writing|never depicted]]) and eventually the fight ends when Sarah appears and pins Wes against a tree with a lightning arrow, just as he was about to defeat Chris. Sarah breaks up with him, he whines a bit, [[Chris and hypocrisy|Chris tells him to suck it up and move on]], and he then unites with Chris and Sarah to defeat the {{w|golem}} summoned by [[Mary Lee Walsh]] and [[Count Graduon]].

[[Image:Sonichu05-P12.jpg|thumb|Wes-Li Sonichu apparently [[Chris and art|grows to about 20 feet tall]], does an {{w|Edward G. Robinson}} impression, and kidnaps [[Sarah Hammer]] in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu'' #5]]]]

In [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']] he appeared again to use his magical powers to kidnap Sarah at her wedding to [[William Spicer]]. Despite ostensibly not wanting to be kidnapped, Sarah neglects to employ any of her Anchuent powers, and thus Chris must take him down. This being the early days of the [[Megan]] Saga, Chris drew heavily from anime themes in this issue, so Chris and Wes did battle via [[Yu-Gi-Oh!|children's card games]] rather than an actual fight. Chris loses (again), proving for a second time that Wes was a superior fighter to him, but he and Sarah are saved by [[Sailor Megtune]] and [[Megagi La Skunk]], and the wedding continues without issue.

Iseli was briefly seen in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu #7'']], attending the conference of villains following Christian's disappearance into the [[Time Void]]. Given that the conference was run by Mary and Count Graduon, the evil that Wes was destined to defeat alongside Chris and Sarah, the prophecy seems to have gone horribly wrong. [[Chris and writing|Chris, naturally, does not address this]].

Wes was last seen in the comic in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu #9'']], appearing on a grand total of two pages. First early in the issue, where he was seen scouting around the city in preparation for the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]] attack, assisted by [[Reldnahc Ha-Taque]] and [[Silvana]], and later on again, when he calls Mary and tells her that a magic dome was protecting the [[CWCville Shopping Center]] from attack, and that they needed Mary to come down there personally to get through. He is never seen fighting in this issue, and it is to date his final appearance.

Still to this day, Wes's final fate remains unknown. Whether he was counted among the brainwashing victims freed by Chris or not has never been stated, and depending on whether or not Wes was acting of his own free will in helping Mary and the PVCC, he may or may not be the last surviving villain other than [[Clawdorf]] and [[Metal Sonichu]] after the [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu #10'']] purge.

===Wes-Li Sonichu===
[[Image:FlameSnipers.jpg|thumb|Wes-li's Flame Sniper (left) compared to Sailor Mars' Flame Sniper (right).]]

Wes-Li Sonichu (pronounced [wɛzlaɪ], "Wez-lie", according to Chris's [[videobooks]], and as "Wesley" according to the [[Audiobooks]]) is the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] form of Wes Iseli when he is transformed by the Fireshock Pendant empowered by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]]. Although the prophecy foretold that Wes-Li, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|Chris-Chan]], and [[Saramah Rosechu|Saramah]] would work together to defeat [[Count Graduon]], Wes's spitefulness toward Chris and his bitterness at having been rejected by [[Sarah Hammer]] would lead him to use his powers for evil.

Prior to the retcon, Wes-Li was a passable pun. With the name change, it makes absolutely no sense that a person named "Walter Grisby" would have an alter ego that does not resemble his name in any way - unless one knows the background of this character. Renaming him something like "Wal-By Sonichu" was something Chris did not bother with.

Curiously, Wes-Li is one of the more detailed Sonichus that Chris has made, which is saying something given the [[Chris and art#Tracing|cookie-cutter]] nature of most of the other characters Chris has designed.

As he is not featured much, Wes-Li Sonichu is not seen to possess anything like the absurdly vast array of powers that Chris-Chan Sonichu does. He is, however, seen using the Pokémon moves Fire Blast, Flamethrower, Mega Kick and Sky Uppercut, as well as a move known as the Flame Sniper, in which he uses a bow and arrow made of fire to shoot at a target. The name and attack itself are another rip-off from [[Sailor Moon]]. With help from Chris-Chan and Saramah, Wes-Li can also use the "Team Blast: Blue Fireball Attack", but being the stupid Deus Ex Machina finishing move it is, the attack is used only once to destroy Graduon's golem and is never used again. It is also ripped off from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]''.

=== Wasabi Rival ===
[[File:Wasabi rival.jpg|100px|thumb|left|The Wasabi Rival or the Pope? YOU DECIDE!]]

The Wasabi Rival was the ancient alter ego of Wes Iseli in the ''Sonichu'' comics. According to ''[[Sonichu 2]]'', the [[Wasabi Clan]] were contemporaries of the Ancient Cherokee. One of the Wasabi, presumably a leader figure of some sort, somehow determined that stealing the [[Cherokian Crown]] from his [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|rival]] would allow him and his tribe to rule the world. This led to a bitter rivalry between the ambitious Wasabi man and the Cherokian Leader. Despite their differences, the Cherokian Leader and his Wasabi Rival were eventually able to forge a temporary alliance against the greater menace of [[Count Graduon]]. Together, the Wasabi and Cherokee defeated Graduon, imprisoning him within a magic scepter for centuries.

Years later, when the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] was at last fulfilled, the Wasabi Rival appeared in a vision to his reincarnation, Wes Iseli, in order to instruct him in use of the Fireshock Pendant. Exactly how and why the Wasabi Rival is able to communicate with Wes like this is not explained. He teaches Wes how to use all his powers and sends him off to his first battle.

Notably, even though the entire reason Wes had the powers at all was because Count Graduon had come back and needed to be stopped again, something the Wasabi Rival should have known was the priority at that moment, he still told Wes to go after Chris and steal the [[Cherokian Crown]] anyway. Either that crown is ''really, really important'', or the Wasabi Rival just enjoys being a douche from beyond the grave.
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== In Chris's fantasy lore ==
Chris, in a chat with [[The Place]] from 1 [[February 2021]], described a [[daydreams|daydream]] about ancestors of Sarah and Wes being wizards alongside Merlin and guided by Chris.<ref name=merlindream>[[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris]]</ref>

== Ween impersonation ==
19 [[March 2025]] saw a ween impersonating Wes on [[Bluesky]], posting an AI-generated Chris-style drawing of him and Sarah and facetiously thanking (the real) Chris for his "commission". Chris would call the troll out and state that he never drew the image.

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:290-ACWes.jpg|Human Wes. Note that everything is on fire behind him.
Image:291-ACWesBck.jpg|Page quote is from this card.
File:Wes.PNG|Another drawing of Wes that, of course, [[Chris and art|doesn't look anything like the first one]]. Note the Fireshock Pendant and rabbit in a hat.
Image:295-WesLi.jpg|Flame on, bitch!
Image:140-AJerk.jpg|Chris, ripping himself off.
Image:296-FireshockPendant.jpg|Fireshock Pendant
Image:294-YuWesLi.jpg|It's just not as impressive without the flame background.
Image:292-ACWesLi.jpg|And even less so with the ''Animal Crossing'' logo.
File:127-LevelBattle.jpg|[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] takes on a villain.
Image:293-ACWesLiBck.jpg|Notice how the human Wes has no star sign, but Wes-Li does.
File:Wes_li_xbox.jpg|Wes Li plays [[HEXbox]], further cementing his villainous status.
</gallery></center>

== Sources ==
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==External links==
* [http://partymagic.50megs.com/ Old magic site]
* [http://wesiseli.com/ New magic site]
* [http://www.youtube.com/wesleyiseli YouTube account]
* [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1205570207 Facebook]

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Chris and Artificial Intelligence

2026-03-23T09:35:42Z

FokkerTISM: /* History */

{{incomplete|https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-2251#post-21655369}}
{{quote|One should not heavily rely on Artificial Intelligence for quality results, such as art, music, media, and so on. For the most part of making a number of things easier to do and work with, the highest quality, satisfactory and overall best things are made by the hands, mind, body and soul of the individuals behind them.|Chris's controversial and original take.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Thoughts on the Greek pantheon]]</ref>}}
[[File:Bluesky - AI generated Wes x Sarah image.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris is [[Slow-in-the-mind|rather uncertain whether or not this is an artist's "simulation" of his style or an AI generated phony]].]]
[[File:Chatgpt20251120-8.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris highlights ChatGPT calling his style "highly original"]]
Chris started using '''{{w|Artificial Intelligence}}''' not long after his return to the Internet in [[October 2023]]. He parrots the usual anti-AI sentiment that is popular among the artists of [[Twitter]] that he follows, without understanding ''why''; he still [[Chris and hypocrisy|indulges in AI]] via image generation, voice replication, and chat bots, and has followed and reposted AI artists on Twitter.

==History==
*On 11 [[November 2023]], Chris used Bing's AI image generator to create images of himself (and [[Chris and coping|added descriptive keywords to somehow depict him not being blacklisted, hated, or judged]]).<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Image]]</ref><ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Seething over conventions]]</ref>

*On 17 [[December 2023]], Chris used Bing's AI image generator again to create images of himself as a [[Funko|Funko Pop]] figure.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#AI Funko Pops]]</ref>

*On 23 [[January 2024]], Chris posted a [[YouTube]] video of an AI voice replica of Chris singing {{w|My Way}}, and added "The AI made it sound like I have a frog in my throat, and it sounds like as if I had a French accent."<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#My Way]]</ref>

*On 29 [[January 2024]], Chris announced his upcoming [[CWC Art Contest|art contest]] and submission rules.<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#Contest]]</ref> Despite usage of AI not being allowed, some of Chris's approved picks were actually AI generated images.

*On 13 [[February 2024]], Chris talked to [[Facebook|Meta AI]], and told everyone to "heed the words" of the "enlightened technology," due to the AI coddling him as a victim.<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#Chris Talks to an AI]]</ref>

*On 24 [[February 2024]], Chris started a series of videos in which he and an AI voice replica of himself sing covers of songs in various languages.<ref>[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]]</ref>

*On 1 [[March 2024]], Chris sent a message and gave a follow back to an AI [[My Little Pony]] artist, only caring about the fact that they were making posts related to [[G5]] (which Chris deems unacceptable).<ref>[[Misc texts#Remove G5 demand]]</ref>

*In a livestream on 2 [[March 2024]], Chris rolled his eyes and made a [[Creepy stare|funny face]] in reaction to a media share of an AI voice replica of Chris singing {{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Eminem's "Without Me."}}<ref>[[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: YouTube Video Watching]]</ref>

*On 20 [[November 2024]], Chris accused [[Hasbro]] of using AI for [[G5]] (likely due to a rumor about the [https://dubdb.fandom.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_:_Raconte_ton_histoire French dub of ''My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale''], which was ultimately debunked<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/1d56vxs/hasbro_debunks_the_g5_using_ai_voices_rumor_on/</ref>), and used it as an excuse to not like it.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Thoughts on the Greek pantheon]]</ref>

*On 17 [[January 2025]], Chris said that he agreed with [[Saberspark]] that "AI generated media is beyond subpart" in a set of posts discussing his thoughts on Saberspark's recent video.<ref>[[January 2025 social media posts#Thoughts on Artificial Intelligence]]</ref>

*On 18 [[March 2025]], [[Equestria Daily|Sethisto]] made a Twitter post warning others about a scammer using an AI model of another [[MLP]] artist's style for fake commissions.<ref>https://x.com/Sethisto/status/1902009597696602219</ref> Chris reposted it.

*On 19 [[March 2025]], a troll on [[Bluesky]] posted an AI generated image that was created using a model trained off of Chris's art, and tried to pass it off as a commission from Chris.<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#AI Sarah x Wes]]</ref> Chris felt the need to reply as the troll had gotten CRUCIAL information wrong about a former [[gal-pal]], and to deny ever drawing the picture.<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#I never drew that]]</ref>

*On 21 [[May 2025]], Chris used AI to "compile ... details that have been typed up and saved online" to "provide realistic/tangible support to the [[Dimension Merge]] events and completion."<ref>[[Dimension Merge supplements]]</ref>

*On 8 [[June 2025]], Chris updated his Cwclight blog to announce that he had created a chatbot of himself via {{w|Character.ai|Character AI}}, and he shared links to the bot itself and a AI clone of his voice to go with it (however the voice was inaccessible until the next day, likely due to initially being set to private.) Character AI limits the dataset length for its voice models to 15 seconds. Chris's account on Character AI is "CrowdedFish8795", a randomly generated username. The name of the bot is "J Christ Chan S P", and its description reads "I am the one and only Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. I will take in your prayers and questions and bless you with the truth, local and divine." The tagline for the bot reads "God level, humble, honest, understanding, oracle". The voice itself also has a written description, "The actual voice of the one and only Avatar of All Existence." Chris seems to view his AI counterpart as a real living being (similar to his belief with most fictional characters), as he refers to the bot with she/her pronouns, and has claimed it to be a substitute for asking Chris questions (saying that he "receive[s] the messages like a prayer.")<ref>[[Random Thoughts (will be updated from time to time)]]</ref> Despite Chris's praise of the bot, it is actually very easy to make the bot say things Chris would definitely not agree with, probably unbeknownst to Chris.

*On 10 [[November 2025]], Chris asked ChatGPT to explain how internet culture has affected him, the wider impacts of it, and "how to be a good friend to a wounded person".<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#ChatGPT perspective]]</ref>

* On 22 [[March 2026]], he re-recorded his 2018 song "[[Love Is Love (Not You've Been Pwned)]]", using a backing track generated in AI music software Suno. The original version of the song had been recorded with parody boy band project Boi Spicy.

{{references}}

{{Chris and}}

Chris and Artificial Intelligence

2026-03-23T09:34:51Z

FokkerTISM: /* History */

Chris and Artificial Intelligence

2026-03-23T09:34:28Z

FokkerTISM: /* History */

{{incomplete|https://kiwifarms.st/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-2251#post-21655369}}
{{quote|One should not heavily rely on Artificial Intelligence for quality results, such as art, music, media, and so on. For the most part of making a number of things easier to do and work with, the highest quality, satisfactory and overall best things are made by the hands, mind, body and soul of the individuals behind them.|Chris's controversial and original take.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Thoughts on the Greek pantheon]]</ref>}}
[[File:Bluesky - AI generated Wes x Sarah image.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris is [[Slow-in-the-mind|rather uncertain whether or not this is an artist's "simulation" of his style or an AI generated phony]].]]
[[File:Chatgpt20251120-8.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris highlights ChatGPT calling his style "highly original"]]
Chris started using '''{{w|Artificial Intelligence}}''' not long after his return to the Internet in [[October 2023]]. He parrots the usual anti-AI sentiment that is popular among the artists of [[Twitter]] that he follows, without understanding ''why''; he still [[Chris and hypocrisy|indulges in AI]] via image generation, voice replication, and chat bots, and has followed and reposted AI artists on Twitter.

==History==
*On 11 [[November 2023]], Chris used Bing's AI image generator to create images of himself (and [[Chris and coping|added descriptive keywords to somehow depict him not being blacklisted, hated, or judged]]).<ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Image]]</ref><ref>[[November 2023 social media posts#Seething over conventions]]</ref>

*On 17 [[December 2023]], Chris used Bing's AI image generator again to create images of himself as a [[Funko|Funko Pop]] figure.<ref>[[December 2023 social media posts#AI Funko Pops]]</ref>

*On 23 [[January 2024]], Chris posted a [[YouTube]] video of an AI voice replica of Chris singing {{w|My Way}}, and added "The AI made it sound like I have a frog in my throat, and it sounds like as if I had a French accent."<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#My Way]]</ref>

*On 29 [[January 2024]], Chris announced his upcoming [[CWC Art Contest|art contest]] and submission rules.<ref>[[January 2024 social media posts#Contest]]</ref> Despite usage of AI not being allowed, some of Chris's approved picks were actually AI generated images.

*On 13 [[February 2024]], Chris talked to [[Facebook|Meta AI]], and told everyone to "heed the words" of the "enlightened technology," due to the AI coddling him as a victim.<ref>[[February 2024 social media posts#Chris Talks to an AI]]</ref>

*On 24 [[February 2024]], Chris started a series of videos in which he and an AI voice replica of himself sing covers of songs in various languages.<ref>[[AI Chris Chan Vs Christ Chan]]</ref>

*On 1 [[March 2024]], Chris sent a message and gave a follow back to an AI [[My Little Pony]] artist, only caring about the fact that they were making posts related to [[G5]] (which Chris deems unacceptable).<ref>[[Misc texts#Remove G5 demand]]</ref>

*In a livestream on 2 [[March 2024]], Chris rolled his eyes and made a [[Creepy stare|funny face]] in reaction to a media share of an AI voice replica of Chris singing {{w|Without Me (Eminem song)|Eminem's "Without Me."}}<ref>[[March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: YouTube Video Watching]]</ref>

*On 20 [[November 2024]], Chris accused [[Hasbro]] of using AI for [[G5]] (likely due to a rumor about the [https://dubdb.fandom.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_:_Raconte_ton_histoire French dub of ''My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale''], which was ultimately debunked<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/1d56vxs/hasbro_debunks_the_g5_using_ai_voices_rumor_on/</ref>), and used it as an excuse to not like it.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Thoughts on the Greek pantheon]]</ref>

*On 17 [[January 2025]], Chris said that he agreed with [[Saberspark]] that "AI generated media is beyond subpart" in a set of posts discussing his thoughts on Saberspark's recent video.<ref>[[January 2025 social media posts#Thoughts on Artificial Intelligence]]</ref>

*On 18 [[March 2025]], [[Equestria Daily|Sethisto]] made a Twitter post warning others about a scammer using an AI model of another [[MLP]] artist's style for fake commissions.<ref>https://x.com/Sethisto/status/1902009597696602219</ref> Chris reposted it.

*On 19 [[March 2025]], a troll on [[Bluesky]] posted an AI generated image that was created using a model trained off of Chris's art, and tried to pass it off as a commission from Chris.<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#AI Sarah x Wes]]</ref> Chris felt the need to reply as the troll had gotten CRUCIAL information wrong about a former [[gal-pal]], and to deny ever drawing the picture.<ref>[[March 2025 social media posts#I never drew that]]</ref>

*On 21 [[May 2025]], Chris used AI to "compile ... details that have been typed up and saved online" to "provide realistic/tangible support to the [[Dimension Merge]] events and completion."<ref>[[Dimension Merge supplements]]</ref>

*On 8 [[June 2025]], Chris updated his Cwclight blog to announce that he had created a chatbot of himself via {{w|Character.ai|Character AI}}, and he shared links to the bot itself and a AI clone of his voice to go with it (however the voice was inaccessible until the next day, likely due to initially being set to private.) Character AI limits the dataset length for its voice models to 15 seconds. Chris's account on Character AI is "CrowdedFish8795", a randomly generated username. The name of the bot is "J Christ Chan S P", and its description reads "I am the one and only Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime. I will take in your prayers and questions and bless you with the truth, local and divine." The tagline for the bot reads "God level, humble, honest, understanding, oracle". The voice itself also has a written description, "The actual voice of the one and only Avatar of All Existence." Chris seems to view his AI counterpart as a real living being (similar to his belief with most fictional characters), as he refers to the bot with she/her pronouns, and has claimed it to be a substitute for asking Chris questions (saying that he "receive[s] the messages like a prayer.")<ref>[[Random Thoughts (will be updated from time to time)]]</ref> Despite Chris's praise of the bot, it is actually very easy to make the bot say things Chris would definitely not agree with, probably unbeknownst to Chris.

*On 10 [[November 2025]], Chris asked ChatGPT to explain how internet culture has affected him, the wider impacts of it, and "how to be a good friend to a wounded person".<ref>[[November 2025 social media posts#ChatGPT perspective]]</ref>
* On 22 [[March 2026]] he re-recorded his 2018 song "[[Love is Love (Not You've Been Pwned)]]", using a backing track generated in AI music software Suno.

{{references}}

{{Chris and}}

Escort

2026-03-07T00:31:49Z

FokkerTISM:

{{disambiguation}}

'''Escort''' may refer to:

* [[Son-Chu#Ford Escort|Ford Escort]], the car Chris drove at the time of his discovery until c. 2011/2
* A politically correct term for a prostitute or hooker:
** [[Hooker incident]], the trolling act of sending prostitutes to 14BC
** [[Carlos Chantor]], the alias Chris used during his failed career of being an escort
** [[Mia Hamm]], the hooker Chris paid to fuck in 2012
** [[Stephanie Bustcakes]], another attempt from Chris to be an escort

Escort

2026-03-05T01:17:09Z

FokkerTISM: Created page with "'''Escort''' may refer to: * Son-Chu#Ford Escort, the car Chris drove at the time of his discovery until c. 2011/2 * Mia Hamm, the hooker Chris paid to fuck in 2012 {{disambiguation}}"

'''Escort''' may refer to:

* [[Son-Chu#Ford Escort]], the car Chris drove at the time of his discovery until c. 2011/2
* [[Mia Hamm]], the hooker Chris paid to fuck in 2012

{{disambiguation}}

TooManyGames

2026-02-19T17:48:19Z

FokkerTISM: /* jab50yen's post-incest confession */

{{quote|WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? A peck on the cheek from a Celebrity that One Likes, Positively Mind You, Is NOT OFFENSIVE To Me.|Chris, trying to rationalize the behavior that got him kicked out.}}

[[File:CWC kicked out of Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris, after being told he was being removed from the con.]]

'''TooManyGames''' is an annual three-day gaming convention currently held at the Greater Philadelphia Expo Center in Oaks, PA. Chris attended the convention on 22 and 23 [[June 2018]]. He wore [[The Classic]] for Day 2. He had also brought along his [[baseball bat]].

He had started a GoFundMe page to help cover costs, as he had narrowly avoided foreclosure on his home one month before. Three people donated $120.<ref>https://www.gofundme.com/5oc2gtc</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-92#post-3487182</ref>

Chris acted very inappropriate towards many of the guests there by kissing and/or touching them, especially those who took pictures and video with him (including a guest [[Pedofork|who was 16 years old]]).<ref name=anthpo>https://web.archive.org/web/20210803145454/https://twitter.com/anthpo/status/1422568192715763716</ref> This eventually culminated in him being thrown out.

==At the con==
{{quote|I am here! Find me; selfies, hugs and smiles with and from me are free! Autographed card, on the spot, this weekend only: only $5.00. Cash or card.|Chris<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191214171209/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010235699507888128</ref>}}
[[File:Chrisattoomanygames.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris with a Sonichu standee.]]
An event coordinator for the con, Justin Silverman (of Silvermania), arranged for Chris to have a guest badge to the con. According to Silverman himself, he knew Chris would [[Financhu Crisis|accept his free offer, regardless of the GoFundMe outcome]].<ref name="silver">https://kiwifarms.net/threads/justin-silvermans-account-of-chris-at-toomanygames.44842</ref> Silverman's invitation is as follows:

<center><gallery>
File:Silverman offers guest badge to CWC 1.png
File:Silverman offers guest badge to CWC 2.png
</gallery></center>

Despite proposing otherwise in his email, Justin did not authorize Chris to host a booth or a panel slot.<ref name="silver"/> The 12:30 PM Sunday panel mentioned was likely the ''Exploring Cringe Culture'' panel, hosted by jab50yen, whom Chris would [[MAGfest#The_Aftermath|reunite]] with at the con nonetheless.<ref>[https://toomanygames.com/schedule TooManyGames 2018 schedule (as of July 2018)]/</ref>

While at the con, Chris met many of his fans and posed for photo ops. He offered autographs for sale, against con rules as he had no credentials to sell there. He also watched panels and played games, including ''[[HEXBox|Halo]]''.

===Bowser vs Robotnik panel===
On Day 2, Chris attended ''Bowser vs Robotnik'' — a panel hosted by [[Wikipedia:Mike Pollock (voice actor)|Mike Pollock]] and Kenny James (the voice actors of [[Doctor Robotnik]] and Bowser, respectively). Based on the video's introduction, it suggests that the hosts allowed members of the audience to roast them. Given [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Chris's history]] [[Sonic the Hedgehog|with the]] [[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic franchise]], Chris took the opportunity to interact with Pollock, as well as to plug his [[Sonichu (comic)|own franchise]]. Chris [[Chris and oration|stated]] that Eggman should return to using his original Robotnik name, as the reverse of his current name sounds like "''Nah, I'm [[Homos|gay]]''". Throughout the question and answer session, the audience can be heard laughing nervously, groaning, and even cringing in response to Chris's diatribe and slightly homophobic joke, but Pollock managed to make the most of the situation with an improvised Shakespeare quote that got applause from the audience. [[Chris and his Ego|Chris mistook this as applause for himself and took a bow before returning to his seat.]]

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[[File:Sonichunamgge.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Chris's question warranted an in-universe drawing.]]

'''Chris''': Aha! Oh… Mike, you’re gonna make a dream of mine come true ‘cause I’ve enjoyed every scene where Sonic got to insult Eggman, and I’ve got one that I came up with recently. And I just want Eggman’s reaction by the way.

[''Chris holds up a copy of [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu #10]] to Pollock'']

Ah, [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|my Sonichu]]. In case you don’t know. I’m creator of the [[Sonichu (character)|original yellow]] but I transform to this one. And I’m encountering Eggman, and Bowser [''Chris gestures to Kenny James on stage''] can laugh if he wants to, if he likes it!

So… Eggman. Let’s talk for a moment. You like wordplay? All right!

[''Chris laughs'']

So, I’ve got a good reason for you to go back... to-uh calling yourself Robotnik. ‘Cause spelled word backwards? You say Eggman? That's saying... "''Nah-I'm gay''".

''[The audience groans uncomfortably]''

You split it up a little bit further, it sounds like "''NAH''! ''I'M GAY''!" And at least ''Kintobor'' sounds more sophisticated than that! So what do you have to say for you now-say for yourself now, ''Namgge''?

'''Mike Pollock''': [[BILLY MAYS|WELL, I BELIEVE WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE SAID IT BEST WHEN HE SAID]]... “WHAT'S IN A NAME? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet.”

'''Chris''': [''creepy laugh'']

[''The audience laughs and applauds as [[Chris and his Ego|Chris takes a bow]]'']

===Chris's reaction to Pollock's response===

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Previously [[Homos#Chris_the_lesbian|identifying as a lesbian]] just [[2017|the year before]], Chris's ''Namgge'' roast—using homosexuality as an insult—harks back to the early years of the Internet's discovery of him, when weens accused him of being gay to get a [[I am STRAIGHT|rise out of him]]. Seemingly, Chris never gave a second thought that his [[Chris's education#Providence Middle School|middle school tier]] roast could be labelled inappropriate by the [[SLGBTQ|LGBT community]] he belongs to.

Satisfied with his witty statement, Chris took to the paper and drew an in-universe representation, featuring Chris-Chan Sonichu, Robotnik and Bowser.

===Kissing fans===
{{quote|[Chris was kissing people because] a certain person was telling him behind the scenes that it was a good idea.|[[Guard Dog]] [[The Captain]] implying that an [[Idea Guy]] had [[manipulated]] Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-22-chris-at-too-many-games-convention.44691/post-3493314</ref>}}

Chris posed with many fans for photos, as he had done at [[BronyCon]] and [[MAGfest]]. However, this time, after the [[Idea Guys]] had manipulated Chris into thinking of himself as [[bisexual]] and Chris began a habit of kissing men on the cheek (as he did to [[Copitz]] and his friend), Chris thought it would be fine to kiss attendees on the cheek after posing with them.

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He thought wrong.

==Kicked out==
{{quote|Ok so long story short, Chris Chan was kissing and getting too intimate with con attendees without their consent. Staff gave her multiple warnings to stop and she didn't listen. She was 100% in the wrong and she deserves to be removed from the convention as she broke the rules.|jab50yen explains the situation<ref name=jab>https://twitter.com/jab50yen/status/1010620667337768966</ref>}}

On Day 2, as a result of being handsy with and kissing attendees,<ref>https://twitter.com/BigNuttySupreme/status/1010706382184701953</ref><ref>https://twitter.com/MrGlaive/status/1010652822893932556</ref> Chris was kicked out of the convention.<ref>https://twitter.com/jab50yen/status/1010620667337768966</ref><ref name=jab></ref><ref>https://twitter.com/KhanyeyTheGamer/status/1010596722370805760</ref> He reacted by having a meltdown in the venue, curling up on the floor in the fetal position.<ref>https://twitter.com/sungay_best/status/1010588470899892226?s=21</ref> Security was brought in to escort Chris out. jab50yen helped comfort Chris alongside the mother of an autistic child who was attending the event.

===Video 1===

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===Video 2===

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There is no evidence that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soiled himself]] during the incident.

===Chris's thoughts===
[[File:Chris_Chan_Rolling_Away_From_Responsibility.jpg|thumb|[[Fiona|Artist's]] depiction of Chris-Chan rolling away from responsibility at high speed.]]

{{quote|I just made Collegeville Bakery 20% Cooler with my presence. TMG’s LOSS; Their Gain! I also suggested a new pizza, The Sonichu Zap!|Chris's tweet after being thrown out<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191215143742/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010629975366668288</ref>}}

Several hours later, Chris tweeted, claiming that con staff had not given him a verbal warning before kicking him out.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180624054317/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010696757053935616</ref>

{{quotebox|Apologies to the #TooManyGames convention goers and especially @jab50yen.

I didn't notice I had received a warning to stop making physical contact with people taking pictures with me until after I had been asked to leave. They only sent the warning to me over Facebook Messenger.}}

The Facebook warning was:

{{quoteboxwhite|Don't kiss anyone. Someone complained. Anymore problems and we'll have to pull your badge. Cool?<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3494484/</ref>}}

On the other hand, according to jab50yen, who is close friends with staff, they said [[Chris and reality|they had given Chris face-to-face warnings]].<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191215213220/https://twitter.com/jab50yen/status/1010700307406491648</ref>

The next day, Chris backtracked, trying to justify his actions and showing he learned nothing:

{{quotebox|One Question: WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? [[Ego|A peck on the cheek from a Celebrity that One Likes, Positively Mind You, Is NOT OFFENSIVE To Me.]] What Really Ticks Me Off is that ANY Displays of Likes and Affection is VIEWED AS TABOO AND MORE OFFENSIVE Than BLOODY, GOREY VIOLENCE.

And HOW do I Feel after all of the LOVE and POSITIVITY I had been finding and giving back and sharing around, it all turned around against me in One Felt Swoop? I Feel Emotionally Hungover and like a load of crap. 😔😣😭😭😭<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180624232413/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010853615639171073</ref>

I am going to Tell ALL OF YOU Hater Trolls Something, RIGHT NOW! I WILL Remain Optimistic and Open-Hearted, and I am NOT Going to FAIL! I have the LOVE of my REAL Positive and Kind People and Fans, and I have the LOVE of my Partners: Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana and Mewtwo, Here!

They are Right Here with me, and they Directly, Offline, Communicate With Me Always. And More Importantly, I Love Them All, and They Love Me Truly. This Is Real. ⚡️❤️💜💙❤️💜⚡️<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20180626023131/https://twitter.com/cwcsonichu/status/1010855572529467392</ref>}}

In [[December 2019]], Chris compared the ban incident to his December 2019 temper tantrum about [[ProjectSNT]]'s redesign of his characters, saying "there is something deeper than [the redesigns] that just sets off my subconscious WORSE than that moment at @TooManyGames where I went hedgehog. WORSE THAN THAT.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1204536104235520003</ref>"

In [[June 2021]], a whole 3 years since the initial convention, Chris claimed on [[Twitter]] that the incident was supposedly a trap set up by the [[trolls]] and convention staff members.

{{quotebox|I did make the mistake of expressing my appreciation too far at the time; I have learned from that. BUT, again, I know very well that I was constantly being observed by the Trolls and haters, and they, at the time, were looking for Anything to pin me down for. Also, Major Observation I still remember very well, the host of the convention messaged me through freaking @Facebook; soo Indirect, especially when he could have had an easier, more direct, communication by TEXTING me, or better yet, pull me over, personally, and warn me, but you know what?

He Did NOT do that at all. I had no Proper Warning or notification that this was wrong. I psychically Know he was in with the haters at the time, and so he half-assed the “warning”, adding that detail to the Set Up against me.<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Chris blames the TooManyGames incident on the trolls again]]</ref>}}

===Personal space talk===
{{quote|I need not be reminded of the worst part, but my [[Chris_and_stress#Hedgehog-defensive_state|hedgehog-defensive state]] and all of the tears and leaking mucus and whole body paralysis that happened to me then and there will haunt me in reminder of that.|Chris}}

[[Null]] had a conversation with Chris about the incident<ref>[[Null DMs#Personal space talk]]</ref> in which he warned Chris about the possible ramifications of his behavior. Notably, the moment he exceeded the [[CWC-isms#H|hurtful truth level]], Chris reacted by drifting off into his [[CWCville|imaginary land]], posting a lengthy diatribe about [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]].

===Justin Silverman's account===
On 27 June, event coordinator Justin Silverman consulted with a [[User:Rossticus|CWCki editor]] to clarify his role in bringing Chris to TooManyGames, and give his side of the story regarding whether staff had warned Chris before kicking him out. To authenticate his claims, he attached unseen photographs of Chris's meltdown:<ref name="silver"/>

{{quoteboxred|Wanted to change something and didn't want to register or whatever.

On the TooManyGames page, I'm brought up. But, it's referenced by a Kiwi Farms thread. Figured I'd give you first hand info.

...and so you know I'm real...

[[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto.jpg|150px]]

It says... "A supervisor for TooManyGames, likely Justin Silverman of Silvermania, arranged for Chris to have a booth at the con for selling his autographs[4]."

But, in fact, there was no booth promised or given... no panel, timed meet up, or sanctioned anything. Just a badge.

I gave her a badge because she was coming anyways, I knew the GoFundMe would go through... figured if I messaged her about a free anything, she would respond. That way, I'd be in close contact. I could meet and talk to her directly, warn her face to face. I did.

She then screwed up, many times, and my security team had to step in. We tried doing this in private, but she froze up then hit the floor. EMTs tried to help with no luck. Thankfully Jab and a sympathetic mother of an autistic child were there, they defused the situation. Mind you, hundreds of people were stuck in the traffic. Police en route. Almost got ugly... only telling you this because I don't want anyone to think we condoned this or whatever. I figured she be a problem, but wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt... since Magfest was fine 6 months ago. Live and learn. Post whatever you want, or nothing. It's blown over now anyway. Thanks for what you do.

[[File:TooManyGamesJustinphoto2.jpg|150px]]

It was actually really sad in real life... like, I get it's a big joke online, and people hate her guts and like to troll... but, this person, in their autistic shell, on our carpet... was truly upsetting. I wish she got the help she needs. But, we've cut ties completely. Anyway, thanks.}}

Two days later, having discovered the [[Kiwi Farms]] post of Justin's admission, Chris completely severed their social media ties and responded:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1012799560433983488</ref>

{{quotebox|Hey, Cowardly Jerk, @JustySilverman

"I warned her face to face"; NO, You Did Not! You cowered behind Facebook during a time I was VERY UNLIKELY to even look at my phone, AND I did have it on silent. You’re lucky I have such a big heart and kindness, otherwise I’d do worse now.}}

Silverman replied:<ref>https://twitter.com/JustySilverman/status/1012803789018009604</ref>

{{quoteboxred|"Cowardly Jerk" Justin Silverman here. I warned you when you FIRST came in. You agreed to what I said, staff said you were warned as well. Sorry I had to FB message you, couldn't find you among the 15k attendees. Also, you tweet this seconds after liking half my posts on FB????}}

Chris:
{{quotebox|My liking your recent posts are separate from what happened last Saturday. And you warned me Not to use my bat against anyone; you did not say “Don’t Kiss Anyone” to me right there. You should have found me around that 11:00 am time, borrowed me for a moment, and told me then.

Instead, your warning was through Facebook Messenger during the time I was Very Unable to look at my phone. You should have done your job and better. [[Scale of Respect|The grade I give you for how you did, I would have to give you Two out of Five; Under Mediocre.]]

You think about that, dude. YOU HAD your chance to to your job right, and you Epic Failed. Peace.}}

Twenty minutes later, Chris had an abrupt shift in his tone:<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1012810224690921472</ref>

{{quotebox|By the way, everyone, I Do accept that I, in fact, kissed a lot fans who hugged me, on their face cheeks. I was opening myself more to everyone; I really had no idea that was a bad thing to a lot of individuals. And for offending those with my kisses, I am really sorry, and from now on, I promise to keep my lips to myself from now on, unless the other person requests a kiss on the face cheek from me, period. Please, forgive and forget that, and let us all move forward in our lives. I Have Learned the Lesson all too well. And thanks to @JustySilverman , that lesson will Not be forgotten anytime soon or later. Thank You All.}}

=== jab50yen's post-incest confession ===
On 3 August 2021, following the fallout of [[Jail Saga#Arrest|Chris's arrest]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], jab50yen shared an unreleased photo of Chris at the convention after being told he was to be removed, also revealing the name of the woman who comforted him to be '''Linda''', and releasing several text messages between him and Chris, also posting to Twitter about the events.

{{quotebox|Eh fuck it, wanna make a thread about this now. For those who don't remember, I was the guy at TMG 2018 that helped get Chris Chan escorted out of the place to avoid her getting arrested. Here's a picture of us in an unused room dealing with the police that I never posted.
[[File:Chris and Linda.jpg|100px]]

I originally never wanted to post that cause I didn't want chris to get further harassed online and I was getting overwhelmed myself. However after what she did recently, I don't have anymore sympathy. So I wanna talk about what happened cause in hindsight it was pretty funny.

The woman above chris in the first photo was a nice lady, Linda, who was at TMG with her autistic son. She helped console Chris and Chris trusted her. Everyone thought I was covering my nose in this photo, but I was actually rubbing my lips thinking. Chris' hygeine was fine lmao.

Linda convinced the police to not arrest Chris as this woman was the only person Chris finally responded to. Chris seems to only have an attachment towards woman, specifically motherly ones. Quickly, Chris agreed to get up and we left. I had to carry the sonichu standee.

When we made it to the empty room, it was Chris, me, Linda, Justin from TMG staff, and 4 Pennsylvania cops. We all surrounded chris who decided to lay on the floor again. Linda continued to comfort chris and asked her questions related to what she does for a living.}}

Notably, the convention occurred during the [[June 2018|same month]] Chris started [[CPU Blue Heart#The Awakening of a CPU|identifying]] as [[CPU Blue Heart]], as shown in their correspondence:
{{quotebox|This led chris to explaining the lore of sonichu and a new(?) Saga in it. I'm not sure if chris eventually talked about it online since I stopped paying as much attention, but just in case here's her repeating everything she said to Linda in that room.
[[File:Jab50yenCorrespondence1.jpg|100px]][[File:Jab50yenCorrespondence2.jpg|100px]] [[File:Jab50yenCorrespondence3.jpg|100px]][[File:Jab50yenCorrespondence4.jpg|100px]]

Eventually in the middle of this rant chris went on, one of the police officers looked at me and motioned "come over here" with his fingers and had me step outside with him At this point I thought "of fuck I have to explain sonichu to a cop".

So we went out to the hallway and this cop was like "alright I need you to explain what this person is talking about cause you seem to be close with them and know a lot about them" So I spent 5 minutes explaining what sonichu was as he stared at the sonichu standee.

After explaining the lore the cop said "so chris put two characters together and made a comic out of it? And a bunch of people here are fans of it?" I bit my teeth and said "I...guess 'fan' is one way to put it. She's infamous, that's why we need her out of the public eye rn".

The cop got defensive and said "look I don't need you telling me how to do my job, I'll figure out what's best to do" I walked towards him and said "you DON'T understand sir, if you make this ugly it will IMMEDIATELY all go online and cause a huge commotion outside".

At first he was like "who cares about the internet?" Which then led me to show him the cwcki and how a lot of the photos from 20 minutes ago at the time were already all documented. Eventually I scared him enough to not escort her to the station and helped chris leave the con.

Me, Chris, Linda and that cop helped bring Chris' stuff to her car and Chris left. After all that me and Linda gave each other a big long hug congratulating each other for diffusing the situation. Idk where she is these days but I hope she and her son are doing well.

After the cop left me and Linda joked about how badass we were that we convinced a bunch of cops to handle things our way. (As a POC that's pretty epic) When I went back to the con I immediately ran towards the staff/vip room and gossiped with staff about it all.

Charles Martinet walked in shortly after and was talking about how Chris grabbed his arm at his signing booth. So it sounds like Chris was doing more than kissing/groping fans. We then had to explain to him who Chris was which is still bizarre to think that was how I met Charles.

Finally, I made this thread and left it at that. Joshua aka Null and other Kiwi Farms people were quick to accuse me of only doing this for attention, but I denied all interviews and questions while this was still hot. I did this cause I felt chris needed a friend.

I met Chris at MAGFest 2018 and could somehow feel the pain and dread through her face. So I decided to support her. Happy to admit I was wrong. Especially now. I learned the hard way that she does this to herself a lot after she doubled down on the TMG incident.

I still think the internet overstayed their welcome on stalking chris and I hope this recent incident puts "Christory" to an end And yes I say "her", Chris is a trans women. Everyone has rights. Trans rights are human rights. Her gender is irrelevant to this, stop making it so.

That being said, I know this thread is only contributing to the discussion I want to end But until now I kept it to myself as a multi-year long battle against everyone who wanted me to spill the tea. I was upset at how everyone handled it, but I no longer have a reason to be.

So I suppose I'm making this thread to finally wash my hands clear of it, as my lowkey goal to still help chris out of this rut, redeem herself and help her gain some humanity is now out the window. At least I know I tried. And it was by far the craziest weekend of my life lol.<ref>https://twitter.com/jab50yen/status/1422204336017317889</ref>}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:CWC and Justin Silverman Too Many Games.jpg|Chris with event coordinator Justin Silverman of Silvermania. Captioned "This guy hooked me up! 😃❤"
File:CWC and jab50yen Too Many Games.jpg|Chris and jab50yen
File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|Chris with FourScore64, who tweeted that Chris kissed him on the cheek.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20191214171210/https://twitter.com/fourscore64/status/1010316775504965632</ref>
File:TooManyGames - Chris with fans 22 June 2018.jpeg
File:SonChu at Too Many Games.jpg|A fan poses next to [[Son-Chu]], which Chris poorly parked in a handicapped zone.
File:CWC and cryptidkitten Too Many Games.jpg
File:CWC playing Halo at Too Many Games.JPG|Playing Halo‎ 2
File:CWC watching panel TooManyGames.jpg|Watching a panel.
File:CWC and Blario17 Too Many Games.jpg ‎
File:CWC and pelikuni Too Many Games 1.jpg ‎
File:CWC and pelikuni Too Many Games 2.jpg ‎
File:Terenceandchris.jpg
File:TooManyGames - Meeting RoyMcGeeters1.jpeg|"This was after he/she called Dr. Eggman gay straight to his face"<ref>https://x.com/RoyMcGeeters/status/1011378520969433088 ([https://archive.fo/KSwsV archive])</ref>
File:TooManyGames - Meeting RoyMcGeeters2.jpeg|Zoomed in
File:TooManyGames - Meeting Jawaddles3.jpeg|With Jawaddles
File:TooManyGames - Meeting Jawaddles1.jpeg
File:TooManyGames - Meeting Jawaddles2.jpeg|"Not gonna lie, I was shaking after I met her. It was a very strange experience"<ref>https://x.com/Jawaddles/status/1300562902617935872 ([https://archive.ph/qJOf9 archive])</ref>
File:CWC Day 2 Too Many Games.jpg|On Day 2, apparently before being kicked out.
File:TMGMeltdown.jpg|Photos of the meltdown
File:TMGMeltdown2.jpg
File:TMG_COPS.jpeg|The cops outside the convention.
</gallery></center>

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please]]|nextlink=[[My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW]]}}

==References==
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{{Places}}

Bundychu

2026-02-15T02:43:20Z

FokkerTISM:

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{quote|Ted Bundy? The same Ted Bundy who was framed for being a serial killer?|Chris on Ted Bundy<ref name=bundy>[[January 2019 social media posts#On Ted Bundy]]</ref>}}

[[File:BundychuTrueandHonest.jpg|thumb|right|200px|THIS IS WHAT CHRIS ACTUALLY BELIEVES.]]
'''[[Wikipedia:Ted Bundy|Theodore Robert "Ted" Bundy]]''' (24 November 1946 – 24 January 1989) was an American serial killer who [[Chris and sex#Rape|raped]] and murdered at least 36 women. While many people view him as a sadistic sociopath, and with even Bundy describing himself as "the most cold-hearted son of a bitch you'll ever meet," [[Chris]] believes not only that Bundy was innocent, but that he is actually the 67th of [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus|69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]], named '''Bundychu'''.

==Background==
As originally implemented by the [[Idea Guys]] and canonized by Chris no later than [[January 2018]], Ted Bundy is one of only three people in [[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]] who were born half-[[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] – the other two being [[Chris-chan Sonichu|Chris himself]] and his late father, [[Bob Chandler#Idea Guy influences|Bob]]. When the murders usually attributed to Bundy are brought into question, Chris maintains the belief that Bundy was in fact an undercover operative who was framed for the murders, remarking that "there was a whole bunch of mistake in there."<ref name=bundydankula>[[Count Dankula#Ted Bundy is half-Sonichu (55:28-58:53)]]</ref>

Following Bundy's execution in [[1989]],<ref>[[Wikipedia:Ted Bundy#Death row, confessions and death]]</ref> his soul was reincarnated in [[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]] as a Sonichu: the aptly named Bundychu, with whom [[Imaginary friends|Chris has maintained a rapport]]. Chris has gone on to reassure his fanbase that Bundy has not gone on any [[Randy Stair|killing sprees]].<ref name=bundy></ref>

Despite the removal of the Idea Guys in [[April 2018]], Chris continues to [[CPU Blue Heart|reiterate many]] [[Bisexual|of their]] [[Polyamorous marriage|concepts]], including Bundychu:
*On 5 June 2018, during the [[Count Dankula]] interview, when asked about his [[Medallions|medallion]], Chris revealed that the serial killer was half-Sonichu.
*On 31 July 2018, Chris published [[July_2018_social_media_posts#Sterbenchu_Sonichu|his list of ''69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus'']], among which was Bundy.
*In [[January 2019]], in response to a perfectly innocent tweet about a [[Netflix]] series, Chris went on a [[January 2019 social media posts#On Ted Bundy|long tirade about Bundy's innocence]].

==TSSSF card==
[[File:Bundychu TSSSF card.jpg|thumb|left|100px|"Hero" Bundychu as a [[TSSSF]] card.]]

Bundychu's [[TSSSF]] trading card (created in late 2019) offers further insight into our fallen "hero":

{{quotebox|''Ted Bundy WAS charged with murder in Dimension 1218 before [[Transgender|transitioning]] into Dimension C-197 into his Sonichu Form. He has been fully reformed, so his intentions are only used in combat against evil forces, and he does not harm the innocent. His tail was blown off in a battle against [[Doctor Robotnik|Dr. Eggman]]. He finds recreation in [[Megatron pistol|skeet shooting]].''}}

Chris' insistence on portraying Bundy as an innocent individual is [[Chris and English#Written language|rife]]. Given the card description, Chris believes that Bundy has assumed a chaotic good, freedom fighter-type role.<ref>https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ChaoticGood</ref> This is only further verified in his comic book appearance.

{{clear}}

==In the comic==
[[File:RobertchuBundychu.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Mister C. and Mister B. join forces.]]
{{quote|Both of them [[Chris and health#Mental health|fully sound]] in their respective spirits and memories of their past and present lives, Mister C. and Ted also serve to help the Nation of CWCville in defense, and in intellect.|''Sonichu'' #13}}
Ted Bundy appears as a minor character in the nonsensical [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]].

According to Chris's lore, when a Sonichu or Rosechu dies, they are reborn from an egg — as a [[Sonee & Rosey|Sonee or Rosey]], respectively — in the exact same place where they hatched in their previous life, and with their memories intact.<ref>[[:File:Sonichu 16 page-36.jpeg]]</ref>

Before entering the portal to [[CWCville]], human Bundy makes acquaintances with the recently returned Bob. In their dialogue, Bundy explains that before his encounter with the electric chair, he was pursuing [[Akan]]'s forces with his allies. Consequently, he was framed by Akan and labelled as a serial killer. Upon entering CWCville, Chris explains through exposition that following their respective deaths, Bob and Ted were reborn in their Sonichu forms, who found purpose in defending CWCville.

{{clear}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Bundychu.jpeg|First drawing of Bundychu.
File:Sonichu 16 page-47.jpeg|[[Bob Chandler]] meets Ted Bundy in [[CWCville]], ''[[Sonichu 13]]''.
File:Sonichu_16_page-49.jpeg|Ted and Bob's story is summarized in ''Sonichu 13''.
File:69 Sonichus.jpg|Number 67 in [[The 69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]] list.
File:Ted Bundychu 2019 gift drawing.jpg|Drawn as a gift to [[Joseph Draft]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4532095 ([https://archive.fo/yMtWu archive])</ref>
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Robertchu]]

==References==
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{{IdeaGuySaga}}
{{Fantasies}}
{{Sonichu}}
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Concepts influenced by Idea Guy]]

Backstreet Boys

2026-02-10T01:09:52Z

FokkerTISM:

{{disambiguation}}
The '''Backstreet Boys''' are an American pop group, founded in 1992 and achieving popularity through the late 90s and early 2000s.

Chris recorded cover versions of two of the band's songs in 2003:

* "[[wikipedia:I Want It That Way|I Want It That Way]]" as "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]"
* "[[wikipedia:Larger than Life (Backstreet Boys song)|Larger than Life]]" as "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]"

These versions are based on live recordings that were sold on CD and VHS with [[Burger King]] kids' meals in 2000 under the title ''For the Fans''.

== See also ==
* [[wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]] on [[Wikipedia]]

Commodore 64

2026-01-30T03:01:54Z

FokkerTISM:

{{Quote|[Christopher] was loading discs on that Commodore 64 and playing with it before he could talk.|[[Bob Chandler]]<ref>[[Church audio]]</ref>}}

[[File:Scarlet_Commodore_CPU.jpg|thumb|Scarlet, CPU Goddess of the Comma Nation and Commodore Console.]]
[[File:ChrisNewArt5.jpg|thumb|left|Chris's 2019 drawing of a Commodore cellphone which existed in dimension C-197]]
[[File:Feb220.jpg|thumb|The Commodore displayed above Chris's bed.]]
The '''Commodore 64''' is an 8-bit home computer and game console, manufactured from [[1982]] to [[1994]]. It was [[Chris]]'s first game console; [[Bob]] bought one soon after its launch, and [[Chris]] learned to operate it at a very early age, before he could even speak.<ref>[[Emily Date Conversation Transcript]]</ref> Bob apparently programmed a ring-stacking game for the system. Other games the Chandlers owned included [[Wikipedia:Pitfall!|''Pitfall!'']], [[Wikipedia:Q*bert|''Q*bert'']], ''[[Wikipedia:Pole Position|Pole Position]]'', [[Donald Duck impersonation|''Donald Duck's Playground'']], ''[[Wikipedia:Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival|Muppet Adventure: Chaos at the Carnival]]'', ''Tetrad'', [[Wikipedia:Sargon (chess)|''Sargon II'']], [[Wikipedia:Defender (1981 video game)|''Defender'']], [[Wikipedia:Centipede (video game)|''Centipede'']], [[Wikipedia:Blue Max (video game)|''Blue Max'']], ''Donkey Kong'', and ''[[Peanuts|Charlie Brown ABCs]]''.<ref>[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]]</ref>

Chris was always careful to clarify that his first game system was the Commodore, showing that he had some sentimental attachment to it; however, he attempted to sell it on [[eBay]] for $40 in [[2008]].

On 14 [[June 2018]], Chris released [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|a video]] asking for a local technician to help get his old Commodore working again. On 6 July 2018, Chris purchased another Commodore 64 from eBay for $149.99 (plus $18.25 shipping).<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)#Console Purchases]]</ref> As it turned out, his interest in the Commodore was sparked by a belief in a ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' CPU goddess named [[Scarlet]], a.k.a. Blue Heart, which had been instilled into him by the [[Idea Guys]].

In August 2018, he mentioned in [[The Awakening of a CPU]] that ''he'' is the CPU goddess Blue Heart. Subsequently, he changed his Twitter bio to note that he is a "CPU Goddess of the Nations of Cwcville, Comma, and the Commodore Consoles."<ref>https://archive.fo/v5aVW</ref> As of 2020, the Commodore box was displayed above Chris's bed.<ref>[[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2]]</ref> While in jail, Chris began to use the pun "Come Adore" to call people to worship.
==Gallery==
<gallery>
File:ChrisC64Tapes.jpg|Chris and Bob's C64 tapes and disks.
File:June7Commodore1.jpg
File:June7Commodore2.jpg
File:June7Commodore3.jpg
File:June7Commodore4.jpg
File:JailArt23.jpg|Art drawn in prison
</gallery>

==References==

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[[Category:Video Games]]

Mia Hamm

2026-01-22T01:34:58Z

FokkerTISM: past tense (she's most likely no longer involved in hooking)

{{Honest}}
{{taxpayermoney}}
{{quote|And those- Those memories build towards the true love. And honest- in the honest emotions that have to occur during that relationship. Because without the emo- because without the true love and honest emotions, it's just about as meaningless as sex with a prostitute.|Chris, back in [[2009]]<ref>[[Mumble 4]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I came within seven minutes both of those times.|Chris on sex with Mia<ref name=discussions>[[Masturbation discussions]]</ref>}}

{{quote|My body, however, felt like it was being used and not fully appreciated. It even took a massive hit when I considered that time in ‘12 when I had sex with that woman, Just to lose my virginity and get it over with.|Also Chris on sex with Mia.<ref name=discussions></ref>}}

[[File:Mia 002.jpg|thumb|Mia Hamm after reading this article.]]

'''Mia Hamm''' (born c. [[1980s|1987]]-[[1992|1992]]) is the pseudonym of the woman [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] finally completed his [[Love Quest|Fuck Quest]] with, relieving him of his hated status as a [[virgin with rage]]. Named after the {{w|Mia Hamm|former soccer player of the same name}}, she was (as of early 2012) a [[boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free hooker]] who advertised herself on Backpage.com - a site seized by the [[jerkops|feds]] in [[2018]] for sex trafficking ties.<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120523054531/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/ Confirmation of Backpage]</ref> Chris paid for an hour with her in [[April 2012]], which cost him [[Chris and money|$150]] of his [[Monthly tugboat|tugboat]], and later had sex with her again [[May 2012|the following month]].

He chose to have intercourse with her despite [[Chris and hypocrisy|his previous statements that he would not hire a prostitute because it would render the act of sex meaningless]]. His decision was motivated by a fear of going to jail for [[28 October 2011|an incident]] that took place in [[October 2011]], although [[Chris and the Law|prostitution is also illegal in Virginia]].

In May, Chris told his mother [[Barbara Chandler]] about having gone to a prostitute, and he claimed that her response was, "[[Affair with Mother|I would have had sex with you myself, Christian]]."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

Details about Mia were revealed publicly in a [[Open_Relationship_E-mails#The_Hooker_Story|text document]] Chris sent Renee. The document was originally an email given to an unidentified individual who provided Chris with Mia's Backpage ad. While Chris is no longer a virgin, he still has rage, albeit not to the same extent, and it doesn't seem like getting laid solved Chris's deep-seated problems like he expected it to.

==Description==
[[Image:ChrisFirstTimeEnd.jpg|thumb|left|What probably happened.]]

{{quote|I need some sex. I am no different from everyone else on that topic. I get horny. I think about it OFTEN. [[Sonichu 8|I'm dreaming of inserting my rod 'A' into female slot 'V']]; [[Crystal Weston Chandler|followed by some]] [[Reginald Chandler|lost genetics]]. [[Virgin with rage|Being an Adult Virgin SUCKS!]] [[F Abstinance|Abstinance is a Joke.]] I am lonely. I am tired of being ignored and overlooked inbpublic by women. I Need Some Sex.|Chris on Facebook, shortly before the sexual encounter was arranged.<ref>[[March 2012 Facebook Posts#Need Some Sex|Facebook]]</ref>}}

Chris describes Mia as a black-haired, blue-eyed woman of 24, although her ad claimed she was 20. She has an "average" figure with C-cup breasts. Her personality is described as "nice, likeable, and down to earth." She has [[un-clit|piercings]] on her lip, tongue, and nipples. She is half-[[Cherokee]] as well, which Chris enjoyed. Mia has two [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|daughters]] to a man who abandoned her. Given her young age and the fact that Chris states that she had them "years ago," this could possibly mean that Mia was a teenage mother. The girls stay with their grandmother. Mia travels from town-to-town and is attempting to get an education to give herself and her daughters a better future, and told Chris that her escort service is just "a quick spot of cash for her." While working in Charlottesville, she serviced her clients at a [http://www.daysinn.com/hotels/virginia/charlottesville/days-inn-charlottesville-university-area/hotel-overview?hotel_id=10134&cid=whg_di_gglsem_br&wid=ps:br_whg&tel=18006821082&002=2188742&004=2113581259&005=15394730470&006=36511643659&007=Search&008=&025=c&026= Days Inn] hotel.

Mia appears to have since quit the escort business, as she took her ad down by May 27,<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20120527155707/http://charlottesville.backpage.com/online/classifieds/AdNotFound?category=4443</ref> five days after her last known posting and no subsequent ads by her can be found. The title of her last ad read "Just arrived MIA Hamm¡¡¡¡§pec@ils all day & night – 20," and it included a picture. However, the ad itself is unfortunately irretrievable, so its contents are unknown.

As for Chris, aside from a brief raising of his spirits ([[Duck|among other things]]) and getting a little [[Chris and his ego|ego boost]] from having "done it", the sexual encounters that he had with Mia did little to lift him out of his state of depression at the time. In the years since the time he got laid, Chris has been largely uninterested in hiring further prostitutes and has gone back and forth between wanting an actual romantic companion and being satisfied with either [[Polyamorous marriage|enjoying his self-proclaimed marriage to fictional characters]] and/or [[Affair with Mother|screwing his mother]].

==Chris's account of their meeting==
[[Image:Virginbreaker.png|thumb|Chris bragging about how he paid for sex.]]

{{quote|Oh, I forgot to mention, she Really Enjoyed my [[Duck|dick]]; it was soo big and good, that it put the last dude she was with to shame; Her Words.|Chris on [[Facebook]], unaware that hookers typically tell clients things they want to hear}}

After recieving Backpage ads of escorts from his unknown contact, Chris drove to the Days Inn located between [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_29_in_Virginia Route 29] and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/U.S._Route_250_in_Virginia Route 250] to have sex with one of them. Mia was not Chris' original choice and was actually the third escort he contacted. "Riley," the one he intended to have sex with, never responded to his calls, and "Kristen," his next choice, was unavailable. Chris then decided to call Mia, who was able to see him and told Chris she could be found in room 338.

Upon entering her room at 4:30 PM, Chris could tell that Mia had been smoking [[Tobacky|weed]], which made him uncomfortable. He calmed down, however, after smelling [[Chris and health#Hygiene|hand sanitizer]]. They [[Nudes|stripped]] for each other, and "communicated good throughout." At Mia's insistence, Chris wore a green-apple-flavored [[Chris_and_sex#Contraceptives|condom]]. She applied it to him with her mouth, and then began to give him a blowjob. Chris enjoyed it, and stated that her tongue piercing added to the pleasure of the experience. Afterward, she laid beside Chris on the bed and they began feeling each other up. Chris described her [[china]] as feeling "really good," and he found her clitoris, though Mia did not allow him to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|finger her]]. They began making out (but no tongue), and then Chris gave her a massage that he also gives [[Barb]], which he claims she enjoyed. Then, Chris informed her that he was ready for [[hanky-panky]]. He "requested Cowgirl, with possible missionary later," though this did not happen.

{{quote|Her pelvic thrusts were amazing; her pussy was tight, even after pushing two daughters out of there years ago. And I supported her thrusts with my hands on her knees, weaving back and forth. I also gave her [[Plush Breasts|breasts]] a good thrusting. I felt her front pelvic bone, which really made the top of the game. She came and I came, but on my coming, it was only half-felt. And the [[semen]] that was mostly inside, but a smidge on the outside of the condom, confirmed it.|Chris describing his first time}}

Afterward, Chris washed his [[duck]] with a [[Mass debating|washcloth]] he had brought with him. They spent the rest of their time conversing, and Chris gave Mia a gift basket containing "three apples, lavender air-freshener, breath mints, a 4-gig flash drive with the track sets of the [[WTJU Marathon|1990 WTJU jazz marathon]], Teenage Dream and Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) album tracks, and a Hello Kitty Pez Dispenser."<ref>[[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2011-2012]]</ref> Mia told him a bit about her background, and Chris talked to her about the [[trolls]]. He also talked to her about ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[South Park]]'' before her clock chimed, indicating that her next appointment was arriving. Chris promised that he would call her later, which he did at around 6:30. Mia had already finished with her next client, and told Chris that he was a disappointment to her. She said that the man's penis was smaller than Chris's and that it was a "wiener in a hallway" situation. Very soon after, Chris posted on [[Facebook]] that he was no longer a virgin. He taunted trolls with the fact that the only people who would ever know the full story would be himself, Mia (whose alias he did not mention), the person who put him in contact with her, and his future [[sweetheart]]. Apparently, [[Honest Content|Chris sees no problem with telling a potential girlfriend that he had his first sexual encounter with a prostitute,]] [[Women's rights|and expects them to be completely okay with this]]. Chris saw her again the following month, though the details of their second encounter are unknown. Mia appears to have left the escort business very soon after her second meeting with Chris, meaning that he would have been one of her last clients. What became of her afterwards is unknown.

===Fantasy vs. Reality===
Given [[List of Chris's lies|what we know]] [[Chris and reality|about Chris]], there is a strong possibility that this is not the [[TRUE and HONEST]] version of what happened. Chris paints himself as being unrealistically competent at sex for a virgin whose only prior knowledge of it comes from [[pornography]]. Additionally, Chris describes the incident as going off without a hitch, which is highly unlikely for a number of reasons, the most obvious of which is his horrifically bent [[duck]]. It is highly likely that Chris is omitting [[Obesity|unflattering details]] or making up flattering ones to make himself look better. Chris's notion that Mia enjoyed the experience probably stems from the fact that prostitutes often pay their clients compliments, because it helps them make money to do so. Chris would probably be [[naïve]] enough to believe that she was being sincere, or he could just be telling himself that she was in order to serve his already massive [[Chris and his ego|ego]].

In response to speculation about the event on the Chris discussion board [[CWCki Forums]], former troll [[Alec Benson Leary]] wrote:

{{quote|Yeah... jesus people, let me ask (those of you who aren't virgins) a question: What was the least interesting time you had sex like? Chris's hookertime was a tenth as interesting as that. He lay down, the hooker got on top and rode him for a little bit, then Chris decided his life was better than it was a day previously. The end.|[[Alec Benson Leary]] on the [[CWCki Forums]], 30 July 2014.<ref>[[CWCki Forums posts (Alec)#Mia Hamm]]</ref>}}

==See also==
* [[Hooker incident]] - Chris's first (and decidedly less pleasant) experience with hookers
* [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|Prostitution]]
* [[Kimmi]], [[Officer Nasty]], and [[Chris humps his PS3|his PS3]] - Chris's previous sex partners
* [[For Julie's Eyes Only]] - Chris's sex tape
* [[Carlos Chantor]] - Chris's first prostitution attempt (male)
* [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|Stephanie Bustcakes]] - Chris's second prostitution attempt (female)

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Sonichu 12

2026-01-20T15:17:17Z

FokkerTISM:

{{quote|[[SLGBTQ]]Fun2009|Chris's title for his file of the comic<ref>[[:File:Sonichupdfproperties12.png]]</ref>}}
{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #12
| cover = SchuComic12-5CoverEdit.jpg
| coverdate = 21 [[May 2017]]
| began = circa [[2011]]
| finishedcomic = 16 [[October 2017]]
| pagecount = 118
| episodes = 24.5, 25, 26
| previous = [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' #12-9]]
}}

[[File:SchuComic12-5AltCoverEdit.jpg|thumb|Alternate cover.]]

'''''Sonichu'' #12''' is the 13th issue of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]]. After Chris restarted work on ''Sonichu'' #11, which he completed in [[June 2017]], ''Sonichu'' fans were reassured that they would get to see the completion of this issue. It was finished on 16 October.

The song lyrics Chris wrote in this comic was performed in [[Love is Love (song)|a collaborative effort between him and a self-proclaimed boy band]].

This is the last ''Sonichu'' comic to focus on the series' traditional subject matter - its sequel [[Sonichu 12-9|''Sonichu'' 12-9]] is basically a My Little Pony fanfiction, and the issues afterward either consist of [[Idea Guy]] gibberish or are incomplete beyond the cover and/or one or two pages.

==Early projections==
It was not clear what this issue would contain, as ''Sonichu'' #11 was itself in creative limbo for years. Chris has said that the second or third part will complete the [[A_Sonichu_and_Rosechu_Christmas|Christmas special]] begun in ''Sonichu'' #11,<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 February 2010]]</ref> though given the date of that statement, and the apparent drift away from the Christmas special by the end of #11, Chris's plans may have changed significantly.

On 9 [[April 2010|April 2010]], [[Count Graduon]] was mentioned to play an important part in the issue, along with [[Metal Sonichu]].

Work on the issue was hinted to have started as early as [[2011]] with Chris mentioning Robbee's transition to a Tomgirl in an e-mail conversation with [[Jackie]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 28]]</ref> and as suggested in the alternate cover's cover date. The story would have involved Robee's relationship with Jackie's OC before being reworked due to him finding out that she is a troll.

==Episode 25: "To Be or Naught a Tomgirl…"==
On 21 [[May 2017]] Chris finally uploaded a scan of the front page, and more uncolored pages. The first episode promises to deal with [[Robbie Sonee]]'s thoughts about his [[Tomgirl|gender identity]], perhaps as an expression of Chris's own, though this comes across as oddly redundant given that Chris's transition to "Christine" was already expounded upon in ''Sonichu'' #11.

The title of the episode is nonsense, with Chris presumably lifting the "''to be or not'' to be" soliloquy in Hamlet (though likely through general cultural awareness [[Chris and writing#Chris's reading habits|rather than actually reading it]] and then throwing in an apparent misspelling of "not" as "naught" (actually an archaic synonym for "nothing/zero"), which makes no apparent sense.

[[Sonichu chronology|Early 2009]]. [[Robbie Sonee]] finds himself troubled; wondering why he dislikes [[Sonichu 10|violent media]] when other [[JERKS|males]] categorically do. He seeks advice from his sisters [[Cera Rosechu]] and [[Christine Rosechu]], his parents, Chris himself, and the internet, but to no avail. Still seeking answers, he consults [[Magi-Chan]] about his future, but Magi-Chan refuses to divulge anything, notionally to avoid depriving Robbie of a proper experience. Magi-Chan then immediately defeats the purpose of this restraint by telling Robbie that he possesses a "female soul." Accordingly, Robbie concludes that he is a lesbian transwoman. He formalizes his newfound identity by coming out to his sisters, declaring his intention to transition completely as soon as he evolves and adopts the name Roberta Sonichu. Christine and Cera unconditionally accept Robbie as their little sister, pulling her up into a hug and telling her that they love her and they're proud of her -- prompting her to evolve in their arms. Chris concludes this sentimental scene by having Roberta ejaculate on her sister's carpet.

Donning a new outfit slapped together by Christine, Roberta then heads to the top of [[Magi-chan]]'s police state surveillance tower. To help her transition along, Magi-chan offers her a [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] binaural beat CD (the same kind that [[Un-clit_2.0 | served Chris so well]]) and reckons that the entire process should take about two months. Roberta offhandedly mentions that she also begins conventional hormone therapy, though this is rendered somewhat redundant as she magically sprouts double-D breasts and a penis that shrinks and splits into a new vagina. At the end of June, Magi-chan "examines" her telepathically, treating the reader to a nightmarish 3-D shot of her organs. He proclaims her transformation complete while also reminding her to continue taking her meds until the doctors instruct her to stop; Chris seemingly unaware that hormone therapy is generally a lifetime undertaking (and Roberta was magically transformed into a female anyway).

After receiving a "life trophy" for her transition, Roberta lists off her dating experiences, from the unfortunately named Vulva Pie (a creation of [[Jackie]]'s who was dragged into hiding along with her creator) on to Mimi (a random character and star of the [[Commissions#The_Flufflehugs_Commissions|Flufflehugs commissions.]]) The narration jumps ahead to Roberta performing (apropos of nothing) a Sonic Rainboom, a phenomenon Chris stole from My Little Pony, by running on the sky clad in a garish Rainbow Dash costume from the previous Halloween, all while her sisters film it. She succeeds, creating a rainbow that implausibly stretches across the east coast.

The episode ends with Roberta addressing the reader with a wandering spiel about tomgirls and female souls, along with a mangled Michael Jackson quote, and proclaiming that she is loved and loves herself.

==Episode 26: Prideful==

September 12, 2009. The episode starts ''in medias res'' with Chris in his new female Sonichu form locked in an intense battle against Reldnahc while delivering a long, incoherent internal monologue on the nature of love and hatred. The narration skips back to earlier in the day, where the main cast (and any number of shoddily drawn Cwcville citizens) attend the first Annual SLGBTQ Pride festival at Cwcville Park. Attractions include burgers and pop, "pride bracelets, knick knacks and lots of rainbows," and largely untouched "Banasaur figures". Jamsta and Lolisa broadcast live from their booth and loudly flaunt their heterosexual sex life, while Angelica meets with [[DStecks|"Danny Steckle"]] and thanks him for his large donation.

Meanwhile, Chris along with Crystal and the hedgehogs gather on a blanket in the grass. Chris regales everyone with a loquacious account of his psychic training with Magi-chan and Silvana, which is met with fawning praise. They are interrupted by the return of Sonichu and Rosechu's brood, Zapina, and Sandy, who come bearing some tat they bought at the stalls. They begin distributing it as gifts, while Cera bores everyone with an account of their acquisition, replete with ham-fisted references to lesbianism. They also receive a surprise visit from Chris's self-spawned children, Cynthia and Russel. The twins hug their "mama" with wagging tails and tell him they miss him, and he negligently brushes them off with an "awww!" It's at that this point that Heather Iglesias, their caretaker, appears in the comic for the first time (despite her token lesbianism having become dilute now, to say the least). After greeting the group with a string of broken English and incorrect Spanish, she removes the children.

Several more characters appear; first [[Patti-Chan|Patti]], then [[Darkbind]] with [[Zelina]]. Finally, [[Reldnahc]] appears, shocked that Chris is now Christine. He accosts Chris, announcing that the gay vaccine failed to work on him for some reason. He explains that shortly after Naitsirhc was teleported to [[Kel|Kel's]] cabin in Sonichu #10, he began to long for the power the black Sonichu medallion gave him while also developing an attraction to other men. One morning, he woke up, discovered that he'd fully turned back into Reldnahc and decided to abandon Kel.

Returning to CWCville, Reldnahc claims that he was living in an old, abandoned house because he didn't want to use a Soup Hotel, then immediately contradicts himself by admitting that he was going to Soup Hotels for his meals (and once again, referencing [[DStecks|"Danny Steckle"'s donation]]). Somehow unable to locate the address and phone number of the town's mayor, he had no option but to go to the pride festival to see if Chris would be there on a "mayoral chore". Having found Chris at last, Reldnahc unleashes a text wall of perfectly valid complaints about Chris and everything he does. Chris replies with a text wall of his own, offering minced words and non-apologies for some points and completely ignoring others.

Somehow, this lengthy and unremorseful word salad convinces Reldnahc to become "neutral" on Chris. He then leaves the group alone and walks off, but as soon as he is out of sight he falls into the sidewalk and is sucked into Graduon's pocket dimension or something. [[Graduon]], now possessing [[Metal Sonichu]], offers to give Reldnahc back his hedgehog powers in exchange for serving him. Eager to have his power back, Reldnahc accepts.

Back at the festival, Magi-chan abruptly alerts the rest of the cast that a "big battle" is about to happen. Chris reveals that he has modified his medallion by unspecified means to only change him back if he touches it, and mentions a "subspace cube" that he uses to trap Jerkops in a pocket dimension to prevent Graduon from using them again. The festival is evacuated while the cast remains to fight the Jerkop army. As Chris is giving them a pep talk (including a Nazi salute), he suddenly has a psychic vision of [[Cole Smithey]] somehow sneaking up behind [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]] and knocking him out cold. How Cole was able to accomplish this while all of the Sonichus and Rosechus were looking at Chris (and therefore, the area behind Chris) is not elucidated.

Chris and Crystal transform into Chris-Chan Sonichu and Crystalina Rosechu as Reldnahc arrives on the scene, declaring that he's finally found himself and that he'll be a villain. Cole appears and attempts to ambush Chris, but only manages to hit an illusionary double. The real Chris appears behind Cole and knocks him out, and THEN realizes that he just cold-cocked his half-brother. Chris cries crocodile tears over having to physically assault his half-brother, even though he stated 30 seconds prior that all he needed to do was tap someone with the subspace cube to free them from Graduon's influence. Just as Chris sends Cole to the pocket dimension, a transformed Reldnahc bodychecks Chris into a pocket dimension of his own.

Reldnahc straddles Chris, declaring that he's going to "take my advantage" and Chris immediately assumes (despite supposedly being female now) that he's about to become a rape statistic. Instead, Reldnahc tries to punch Chris's weak point only for Chris to reveal that he removed his weakness, something the reader was already told about fourteen pages ago. Chris uses his psychic powers to throw Reldnahc off of him, at which point Chris's narration interrupts to tell the reader to just go back and read the fight scene at the start of the episode. While Chris fights Reldnahc pseudo-offscreen, the rest of the cast fights his army and wins easily because they're Mary Sue trash.

Chris pops out of Reldnahc's pocket dimension with the defeated Reldnahc in tow, and Chris then proceeds to explain that some of the Jerkops in the army were actually zombies (something he insists will be elaborated upon in Sonichu #14). As he is also talking about how he thinks Reldnahc can be "friended", Reldnahc vanishes into the ether. Cera has her picture taken with a Janekop she knocked out during the fighting, [[Chris and Reality| something Chris insists was Cera's idea, not his]]. Silvana returns the subspace cube to Chris, and Magi-chan explains that they were able to release around 1500 mind control victims from Graduon's control.

Chris ends the episode with both a tribute to [[Bob Chandler]] and his own coming out story, claiming to be the reincarnation of a lesbian hippie who went to Woodstock. The final page splash panel of Jamsta Sonichu and Lolisa Rosechu performing a musical number.
[[File:Sonichu 12 2010 tomgirl.png|thumb|2010: Actually pretty cute]]
[[File:Sonichu 12 2017 tomgirl.png|thumb|2017: W O O M U N]]

==Episode 24, Part 2: The Clip Show: Catching Up==
Back in August of 2009, Sonichu begins to tell [[Chris and Copyright|Silvana-Disguised-As-Sonic]] about what happened the day he married Rosechu.

In the flashback, Rosechu is chatting anxiously with Bubbles and Angelica, concerned that something will go wrong, ignoring the fact that every female present seems to be wearing a white dress similar to her own in a huge faux pas.
Bubbles and Angelica reassure her that nothing can possibly go wrong, whilst Simonla and Zapina go through the checklist of preparations. Why a child is assuming responsibility for wedding preparations is anybody's guess, but in a possibly related turn of events, the caterers have yet to show up and set up, causing no small amount of panic among the team.

Sonichu ponders with the boys over his future, and similar to the Rosechus, they do nothing but spout inane feel-good gibberish, except Magi-Chan who shows off that he can predict the exact moment Bubbles will appear. When she does, she informs Sonichu that Rosechu has stepped out for some fresh air and not to bother her.

Bubbles steps into the hallway to be inexplicably accosted by Spinarak (a common spider Pokemon) after which she panics and floods the hallway with a Surf attack. She laments that she needs to dry her dress whilst in the other room Magi-Chan giggles over the impending misunderstanding whilst Sonichu searches for his phone to contact the missing caterers.

Sonichu walks into the room Bubbles is using to dry her dress, and for some reason, Bubbles tries to hide (she normally wanders around naked) and hands Sonichu his missing phone. At that same split second, the caterers arrive and Rosechu wanders in on Sonichu and the naked Bubbles, and her jaw drops in horror. Bubbles and Sonichu try to explain the situation, which Rosechu is quickly able to deduct as true and bursts into laughter, finding the situation funny. They decide the wedding will continue as planned.

We are soon treated to scenes and characters taken from Chris's classic [[Wedding Comic]] including Canino Houndhowl - on old OC of [[Megan Schroeder|Megan's]], a pair of cake-baking raptors of unknown genesis and finally Spas the cat who plays the organ. All the while, Blake is hiding in the rafters, creeping on Bubbles.

Chris stands as Father of the Bride and walks her down the altar, while Zapina replaces not only Ching Chong as the flower girl, but [[Crass and Champ]] as the Ring Bearer. Rev Elizabeth Foss proceeds to wed the two lovehogs by the power vested in her by God, Jesus, and CWCville.

'''NOTE:'''
''The Wedding scene was partially inspired by a fan comic, as depicted in the Comic Pages section.''

Cutting back to the conversation with [[Chris and Copyright|Silvana-Disguised-As-Sonic]], Sonichu explains that he and Rosechu had their honeymoon at a local hotel, making it clear that Sonichu is just as cheap as his creator. He goes on to state that his marriage is an inspiration for [[Chris and Reality|thousands to millions]] of people and that he enjoys positive fanart. But sometimes he gets some gross and "heavy" fanart that reminded him of one specific time Rosechu was hospitalized.
He explains that in March 2008, the family was out shopping and Rosechu was by herself at JC Penny's carrying several boxes that obscured her vision. As a result, she lost her footing and fell down the stairs. One would think that with reflexes established in Electric Hedgehog Pokemon, she would have been able to bounce back and minimalize injury to herself, but apparently not.

As a bystander calls 911, Sonichu and Robbie wonder how they will avoid paying for the treadmill they just destroyed. Magi-Chan uses the power of deus ex machina to inform Sonichu and his daughters that Rosechu has been hurt. As they hasten to the scene, they are all brought to tears as Sonichu commits a big medical NO-NO and picks up his injured wife who cannot move, likely further damaging any broken bones she is sustaining.
Had her spine been injured, he very possibly may have caused irreparable damage. It turns out both of Rosechu's legs are broken and all it takes is two weeks with casts on to fix her right up (in reality, even minor breaks in both legs would take several months to heal).

Regardless, Rosechu returns home after a fortnight and is dismayed to see she has gained a little weight; a few pounds as stated, which is negligible. Sonichu takes a moment to remind the reader that even if Rosechu had been horrifically disfigured as depicted in some of the nastier fan-art, he would still love and adore her.

Meanwhile, Sonichu and his girls have cooked a welcome-home feast for Rosechu, who is anxious that if she overeats she will gain more weight. Nobody passes comment on Robbie having magically become a huge-breasted woman in the preceding fortnight.

Rosechu sits at the table and immediately begins to gorge herself on all of the food whilst her family stare on in shock. Afterward, sporting a hefty food-baby, she thanks them for the meal and goes to wash and get ready for bed. Sonichu hands Roberta $20 to get pizza whilst he tends to his wife. He asks Rosechu if everything is alright, concerned for her sudden massive appetite. Rosechu brushes him off and boasts she can fit into her skinny clothes before going on a tirade about how great food is.

Sonichu steps out of the story to crucially inform us that his daughters gave him a slice of pizza, before jumping back in. Being the attentive husband he is, he pokes her food-baby to let her know that she's too fat for all her slimmer clothes. Rosechu, unsurprisingly, bursts into tears and talks about how she doesn't want to be fat, but she felt obligated to eat the massive meal they had worked so hard on for her. Sonichu says he doesn't mind, and snuggles into her tummy and Rosechu, touched by his continued tenderness and affection, decides that perhaps he prefers her this way and considers not bothering to take the weight off after a text panel strongly implies they had sex.

The next morning, Rosechu has inexplicably become obese, literally overnight. Cera, tactless, jokingly asks if Rosechu is pregnant. Rosechu announces she is not pregnant and wants to have a lazy first day home after her hospital stay and binge watch TV and play video games.

Cera is offended that her fat mother is content with her looks and tries to coax her into a fitness routine. Rosechu refuses, stating that after she's had her fun, she'll be back to work cooking for the family and that Cera is an ungrateful little shit for being upset that she's serving up Mexican food and caramel apples. After Cera tries one more time to get her mother on the treadmill, Rosechu simply leaves to make herself some pancakes.

Cera completely over-reacts and begins pestering Roberta, asking if she's seen Rosechu this morning. Roberta explains she and Christine spoke with Sonichu and have come to the reasonable conclusion not to force their mother to change when she's still recovering. Cera, still disgusted at the idea of having a fat cow for a mother, sends a video message to her school informing them she's not going to be turning up today because her mom is "big like Godzilla", and finishes by demanding Roberta get her homework for her, who complies.

Rosechu, meanwhile, orders cookies from Sandy and Zapina. She continues growing in size, and Cera simply joins in as well, feeling distraught about this entire situation. Later, on May 1st, Sonichu has a dream. He dreams that [[Count Graduon]] captured both Rosechu and Chris and that he has to get through all three of his challenges. His first challenge is to swim down a river. When told to throw a cucumber into it, it's revealed that the river is made of [[pickle]] brine. He ends up getting big and fat, not unlike his wife.

He then is told to get through a very narrow tunnel. He decides to do so, and for some reason, the slime within it makes him thin out back to regular size. Whether Chris intended it or not, the tunnel resembles a [[China|birth canal]]; clearly the Freudian connotations of [[Barb|crawling back into the womb]] are lost on Chris. Finally, he is given two doors. One to save his beloved Rosechu, and the other to save Chris and CWCville. After an angsty dilemma, he ends up choosing Rosechu, who manages to help save Chris as well. They all get into a group hug, but Graduon isn't finished yet... However, at that moment, Sonichu wakes up under his whale of a wife. He rolls her over somehow, and once she wakes up he explains his dream to her. She explains that since she prefers the active life (and that she's tired of her tail falling asleep), she is going to ditch the belly.

She goes downstairs and invites her daughter to join her on this journey, which she excitedly accepts. As the days go by, Rosechu and Cera somehow lose their considerable fat within less than 2 weeks (while [[Layla]] gains a lot of weight for some reason), and after some quick exposition, [[Sonic]] and [[Amy]] join the two for a total of two pages. They say goodbye and go home. Then, seemingly for no reason, it's revealed that Sonic was [[Silvana]] and Amy was a Ditto. This concludes Book 12.

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|The Wedding Comic Chris ripped off
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==Credits==
As the book was featured on Chris's [[Patreon]], he gave credit mentions in the printed edition. The top six credits for this issue:

*[[Jessica Quinn]] (honorable mention, with her last name struck out as Chris didn't know it)
*VikingBoyBilly, aka [[William Elliott Waterman]]
*[[Merryweathery]]
*Kristie Pollard
*[[DStecks]] (down three places on the list since [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]]'s credits)
*OnionNull, aka [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt]]

<center>{{collapsible
|Images
|<gallery perrow="3">
File:Sonichu 12 credits.jpg
File:Sonichu 12 credits2.jpg
</gallery>}}</center>

==Fan reading==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Episode 25, Part 1 // a not so comprehensive reading
| ytid = ajjgR9IUIAA
| stardate = 13 [[August 2018]]
| maker =foobird
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Episode 25 Part 2 // Lesbianchu
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8AG-kK1FnL0}}
| stardate = 18 [[August 2018]]
| maker =foobird
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Episode 26, Part 3 // End
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Fszk5VyZVXg}}
| stardate = 12 [[January 2019]]
| maker =foobird
}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Sonichu}}
{{articleofthenow}}
[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

2026-01-17T17:46:07Z

FokkerTISM: /* Great Director's Cut */

[[Image:DVDReleaseCut.jpg|thumb|500px|The cover of the DVD, implying it's in a case.]]
'''''Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)''''' is [[Chris]]'s [[2007]] homemade DVD, featuring various video clips Chris had made before his Internet fame, and his actual, if meager, TV appearances. Despite its title, only two short clips on the DVD were ever shown on TV.

Chris originally sent copies of the DVD only to a select few people, but nevertheless thought him making the DVD was an [[Chris and his ego|important enough achievement]] to mention repeatedly in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] and elsewhere. He also believed that people would actually be interested in buying a copy along with other merchandise, and even planned a [[Sony|Blu-ray]] release.<ref>[[3 December 2009]]</ref> Suffice to say, the disc was burned with a cheap Magnavox DVD recorder out of material that appears to have been poorly transferred off of aged VHS tapes, and even if it actually had any interesting content that people would actually pay money for, it doesn't approach commercial quality. Chris probably thinks video quality that was [[Chris and cameras|abysmal]] to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on [[Sonichu 10|hi-def]] discs.

Naturally, since this relic was so profoundly ''important'' in Chris's mind, the [[trolls]] had their curiosity piqued greatly over it. Eventually, a copy was obtained by [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|Lordsillynipples]] by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, [[Gal pal#Tiffany Robinson|Tiffany Robinson]].

In 2016, Chris announced the first official public release of it, indicating it survived the [[2014 house fire]]. In 2019, he provided his master copy to [[Joseph Draft]] for his attempted documentary film ''Chris Chan VS. The Internet''.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531489 ([https://archive.fo/6pbYH archive])</ref>

==Tracklisting==
===''C.W.C. On TV'' Trailer===
Chris uploaded a trailer for the DVD to YouTube on 5 November 2007. It is also available on the DVD itself. The trailer provides an 8-minute summary of the rest of the features, in case you don't want to melt your brain by actually watching the whole thing. His YouTube description:

{{quotebox|This is the Trailer of my Limited Distributed DVD. More videos are avilable [sic] on [[YouTube#Chris's other video site--Veoh|www.veoh.com]]. Enjoy.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on T.V. :) Trailer
| ytid = yXxU_ZvjOHQ
| stardate = 5 [[2007#November|November 2007]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Video games|text}}, {{Other|[[Chris and...|Life]]}}
| shirt = {{RainbowBoy|text}}, {{PokeShirt|text}}, {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}, {{Direct Feed|text}}
}}

===[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|C.W.C. Super Sonic Winner!!!]]===
From 26 February [[1990s#1994|1994]], shortly after Christian's 12th birthday. Anchors on [[Charlottesville]] [[wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]] report on him winning a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' contest and earning a $1,000 shopping spree for video games. The pinnacle of Chris's entire existence to date, this event fueled the delusional manchild he is today.

===[[Song of Christian]]===
Filmed on 15 May [[1990s#1998|1998]], when Chris was 16. Presented as an episode of ''The Christian Chandler Show'', Chris gives a dramatic reading of a poem he wrote about himself. He then spends 20 minutes explaining the meaning of each line, about 15 minutes of which is dedicated to him leafing through his [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]], and the rest dedicated to him raging over the fact that the poem [[Honor roll|got him an "F" in school]].

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway#Prototype|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway Prototype]] Animation===

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway]] Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera===
Filmed on 4 June [[1990s#1998|1998]]. Hey, do you like ''Mario Kart''? Do you like Lego bricks? How about stop-motion animation? More importantly, do you like hearing the same 15-second clip of music played over and over and over while you watch grainy black-and-white 8-bit footage of Lego men getting into car wrecks? Have we got the clip for you. (By the way, Lego Chris wins the race. [[Chris and his ego|No surprises there.]])

===[[The City of Cwicville Tour!|Unfinished CWCville Tour]]===
Filmed 12 July [[2000s#2001|2001]]. Lego Chris gives a tour of his Lego town, passing by 2 landmarks before the video abruptly ends.

===[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]===
[[File:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Chris before saying the line on the cover for the DVD, a clip from a news station]]

Filmed 16 October [[1990s#1999|1999]]. [[Richmond]] [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WWBT|WWBT]] does a fluff piece on the rise of the ''Pokémon'' fandom. Chris, aged 17 and older than the playing crowd featured, happens to be among the small children playing the game, and although not discussed he is lingered on for a little while. This clip provides the DVD cover with its money line:

{{quote|I'll send out my Dragonair, even though it has 60 Damage on it. Oh boy! It has 3 Energy on it... Slam Attack!}}

===Christian Chandler's [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]===
Filmed 22 November [[2000s#2003|2003]]. Chris gives us a long tour of his custom-made towns in ''Animal Crossing'' for the GameCube. It's an event that's about as exciting as watching [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|paint]] dry.

===[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|C.W.C.'s ''Animal Crossing''/''Mario Paint'' 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]===
Filmed on 7 June [[2004]]. Chris plays ''Animal Crossing'' again in honor of [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]' anniversary.

===[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|"So Need A Cute Girl" Music Video]]===
Filmed 20 [[2004#December|December 2004]]. Chris sings both the lead single off [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|his debut album]] and a special [[Christmas]] tune in this music video.

===Chris Chan's [[Harvey Birdman commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2005]]. Here is Chris's attempt to win a contest, whose goal is to deliver a creative advertisement for a ''Harvey Birdman'' DVD. The time constraints laid out are obvious, as Chris crams 50% info about himself, ''Sonichu'', [[random-access humor]] and Mary Lee Walsh, and 50% info about the DVD into a thirty-second "advertisement".

===Chris Chan's [[Pixelated PS3]]===
Filmed on 28 November [[2006]]. Chris enters another contest requiring him to shill a product in under a minute, this time a [[PlayStation 3]]. To answer the question "What would you do for a PS3?", Chris first explains everything he would like to do but won't (e.g., save up the money and go to a store), and would but can't (forsake a cure for autism), before revealing that he has constructed a PS3 from Legos, [[Pixelblocks]], and a PlayStation 2.

===[[C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics]]===
Chris presents a long, tedious slideshow of over 900 images taken from 24 February [[1980s#1982|1982]]–24 February [[2007]], projected from his PSP. In the background, he plays a self-made [[KCWC broadcast|radio broadcast]] from 1998, which gives new insight into his past.

See an archive of the slideshow's contents on Internet Archive [https://archive.org/details/cwcslide-show here] (thanks to [[Statustjej]]), or browse all of the images [[C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics|right here]] on the CWCki.

===[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2007]]. Closing the DVD, in celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of ladies, gentlemen, and dudes of all teenages.

==Great Director's Cut==
After the DVD was leaked onto the internet, Chris claimed<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref> that the trolls didn't have the "Director's Cut", which includes footage of Chris's [[Christmas]] from [[Christmas#2004|2004]] and takes from the [[Pixelated PS3]] commercial. Christorians long thought that the "Director's Cut" was just a bluff he used to save face. That was, until [[December 2014]], when it was revealed that [[Catherine]] acquired a copy and handed over some footage to a Kiwi Farms member to upload to YouTube, thus proving its existence.

He later told [[Regina Novakova|Regina]] that he had a "Master Copy" with over six hours of additional content.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> It was given to Joseph Draft in 2019 for the ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004 parts 1 & 2]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris videotapes footage around the house while discussing C-Mas, and opens gifts with his family. Notable for being made when the hoard was in its infancy.

===[[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Chris After Christmas 2004]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris whines some more about [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Hammer]] and the continuation of his [[Love Quest]].

==Possible sequel==
In an e-mail to [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], Chris expresses his intention to create a new DVD "around (his) 50th or sooner", i.e. the year 2032.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

In early [[2016]], Chris announced that he would be giving the DVD its first official public release from his [[Etsy]] page, including a bonus disc of content filmed between [[2007]] and [[2010]].<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/266568164/christian-weston-chandler-yep-im-on-tv</ref>

==Images from the Physical DVD==
<center><gallery>
062-CWCsDVD.jpg|Cover.
DVDReleaseCut.jpg|The cover of the release edition.
063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|And the Director's Cut Edition.
063-1-CWCsDVD Label.jpg|DVD label featuring Sonichu and Rosechu, along with a Chris drawing from the front cover.
ChrisDVDCD2.jpg|We asked for a "disc image". The torrent went up later, but this was delivered as a cop-out.
CHRISDVD.jpg|Parental Advisory - VERY HONEST content.
ChrisDVD3.jpg|Chapter menu, complete with Magnavox DVD/VCR styling.
CHRISletter.jpg|Letter to troll who received DVD.
Chrislist1.jpg|The list of people who appeared on the dvd almost like a cast list.
Chrislist2.jpg|A list of people Chris went to school with and probably didn't know well if at all.
Chrislist3.jpg|And here's the last page.
Chrispaper1.jpg|Chris saying he doesn't agree with what he said probably to avoid criticism .
Chrispaper2.jpg|People who Chris couldn't find pictures of to include after probably very little looking.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
* [https://thepiratebay3.org/?url=https://thepiratebay10.org/torrent/4433832/Christian_Weston_Chandler..._Yep__I_m_On_T.V.___)_DVD Torrent of the DVD]
* [https://www.archive.org/11/items/C.W.C.YEPIMONT.V./C.W.C.%20YEP%2c%20I%27M%20ON%20T.V.%20-%29.ISO ISO of the DVD]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwPTVCCc1YkC9VRrXzUhtrX-9Unbb9ijS The entire DVD on YouTube.]

{{Articleofthenow}}
{{CWC on TV}}
{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:2007]]
[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Arts and Crafts]]

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

2026-01-17T01:40:05Z

FokkerTISM: /* C.W.C. On TV Trailer */ lots of DVDs have trailers as special features

[[Image:DVDReleaseCut.jpg|thumb|500px|The cover of the DVD, implying it's in a case.]]
'''''Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)''''' is [[Chris]]'s [[2007]] homemade DVD, featuring various video clips Chris had made before his Internet fame, and his actual, if meager, TV appearances. Despite its title, only two short clips on the DVD were ever shown on TV.

Chris originally sent copies of the DVD only to a select few people, but nevertheless thought him making the DVD was an [[Chris and his ego|important enough achievement]] to mention repeatedly in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] and elsewhere. He also believed that people would actually be interested in buying a copy along with other merchandise, and even planned a [[Sony|Blu-ray]] release.<ref>[[3 December 2009]]</ref> Suffice to say, the disc was burned with a cheap Magnavox DVD recorder out of material that appears to have been poorly transferred off of aged VHS tapes, and even if it actually had any interesting content that people would actually pay money for, it doesn't approach commercial quality. Chris probably thinks video quality that was [[Chris and cameras|abysmal]] to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on [[Sonichu 10|hi-def]] discs.

Naturally, since this relic was so profoundly ''important'' in Chris's mind, the [[trolls]] had their curiosity piqued greatly over it. Eventually, a copy was obtained by [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|Lordsillynipples]] by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, [[Gal pal#Tiffany Robinson|Tiffany Robinson]].

In 2016, Chris announced the first official public release of it, indicating it survived the [[2014 house fire]]. In 2019, he provided his master copy to [[Joseph Draft]] for his attempted documentary film ''Chris Chan VS. The Internet''.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531489 ([https://archive.fo/6pbYH archive])</ref>

==Tracklisting==
===''C.W.C. On TV'' Trailer===
Chris uploaded a trailer for the DVD to YouTube on 5 November 2007. It is also available on the DVD itself. The trailer provides an 8-minute summary of the rest of the features, in case you don't want to melt your brain by actually watching the whole thing. His YouTube description:

{{quotebox|This is the Trailer of my Limited Distributed DVD. More videos are avilable [sic] on [[YouTube#Chris's other video site--Veoh|www.veoh.com]]. Enjoy.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on T.V. :) Trailer
| ytid = yXxU_ZvjOHQ
| stardate = 5 [[2007#November|November 2007]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Video games|text}}, {{Other|[[Chris and...|Life]]}}
| shirt = {{RainbowBoy|text}}, {{PokeShirt|text}}, {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}, {{Direct Feed|text}}
}}

===[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|C.W.C. Super Sonic Winner!!!]]===
From 26 February [[1990s#1994|1994]], shortly after Christian's 12th birthday. Anchors on [[Charlottesville]] [[wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]] report on him winning a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' contest and earning a $1,000 shopping spree for video games. The pinnacle of Chris's entire existence to date, this event fueled the delusional manchild he is today.

===[[Song of Christian]]===
Filmed on 15 May [[1990s#1998|1998]], when Chris was 16. Presented as an episode of ''The Christian Chandler Show'', Chris gives a dramatic reading of a poem he wrote about himself. He then spends 20 minutes explaining the meaning of each line, about 15 minutes of which is dedicated to him leafing through his [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]], and the rest dedicated to him raging over the fact that the poem [[Honor roll|got him an "F" in school]].

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway#Prototype|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway Prototype]] Animation===

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway]] Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera===
Filmed on 4 June [[1990s#1998|1998]]. Hey, do you like ''Mario Kart''? Do you like Lego bricks? How about stop-motion animation? More importantly, do you like hearing the same 15-second clip of music played over and over and over while you watch grainy black-and-white 8-bit footage of Lego men getting into car wrecks? Have we got the clip for you. (By the way, Lego Chris wins the race. [[Chris and his ego|No surprises there.]])

===[[The City of Cwicville Tour!|Unfinished CWCville Tour]]===
Filmed 12 July [[2000s#2001|2001]]. Lego Chris gives a tour of his Lego town, passing by 2 landmarks before the video abruptly ends.

===[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]===
[[File:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Chris before saying the line on the cover for the DVD, a clip from a news station]]

Filmed 16 October [[1990s#1999|1999]]. [[Richmond]] [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WWBT|WWBT]] does a fluff piece on the rise of the ''Pokémon'' fandom. Chris, aged 17 and older than the playing crowd featured, happens to be among the small children playing the game, and although not discussed he is lingered on for a little while. This clip provides the DVD cover with its money line:

{{quote|I'll send out my Dragonair, even though it has 60 Damage on it. Oh boy! It has 3 Energy on it... Slam Attack!}}

===Christian Chandler's [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]===
Filmed 22 November [[2000s#2003|2003]]. Chris gives us a long tour of his custom-made towns in ''Animal Crossing'' for the GameCube. It's an event that's about as exciting as watching [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|paint]] dry.

===[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|C.W.C.'s ''Animal Crossing''/''Mario Paint'' 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]===
Filmed on 7 June [[2004]]. Chris plays ''Animal Crossing'' again in honor of [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]' anniversary.

===[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|"So Need A Cute Girl" Music Video]]===
Filmed 20 [[2004#December|December 2004]]. Chris sings both the lead single off [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|his debut album]] and a special [[Christmas]] tune in this music video.

===Chris Chan's [[Harvey Birdman commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2005]]. Here is Chris's attempt to win a contest, whose goal is to deliver a creative advertisement for a ''Harvey Birdman'' DVD. The time constraints laid out are obvious, as Chris crams 50% info about himself, ''Sonichu'', [[random-access humor]] and Mary Lee Walsh, and 50% info about the DVD into a thirty-second "advertisement".

===Chris Chan's [[Pixelated PS3]]===
Filmed on 28 November [[2006]]. Chris enters another contest requiring him to shill a product in under a minute, this time a [[PlayStation 3]]. To answer the question "What would you do for a PS3?", Chris first explains everything he would like to do but won't (e.g., save up the money and go to a store), and would but can't (forsake a cure for autism), before revealing that he has constructed a PS3 from Legos, [[Pixelblocks]], and a PlayStation 2.

===[[C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics]]===
Chris presents a long, tedious slideshow of over 900 images taken from 24 February [[1980s#1982|1982]]–24 February [[2007]], projected from his PSP. In the background, he plays a self-made [[KCWC broadcast|radio broadcast]] from 1998, which gives new insight into his past.

See an archive of the slideshow's contents on Internet Archive [https://archive.org/details/cwcslide-show here] (thanks to [[Statustjej]]), or browse all of the images [[C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics|right here]] on the CWCki.

===[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2007]]. Closing the DVD, in celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of ladies, gentlemen, and dudes of all teenages.

==Great Director's Cut==
After the DVD was leaked onto the internet, Chris claimed<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref> that the trolls didn't have the "Director's Cut", which includes footage of Chris's [[Christmas]] from [[Christmas#2004|2004]] and takes from the [[Pixelated PS3]] commercial. Christorians long thought that the "Director's Cut" was just a bluff he used to save face. That was, until [[December 2014]], when it was revealed that [[Catherine]] acquired a copy and handed over some footage to a Kiwi Farms member to upload to YouTube, thus proving its existence.

He later told [[Regina Novakova|Regina]] that he had a "Master Copy" with over ''6 hours'' of tedious crap.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> It was given to Joseph Draft in 2019 for the ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004 parts 1 & 2]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris videotapes footage around the house while discussing C-Mas, and opens gifts with his family. Notable for being made when the hoard was in its infancy.

===[[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Chris After Christmas 2004]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris whines some more about [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Hammer]] and the continuation of his [[Love Quest]].

==Possible sequel==
In an e-mail to [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], Chris expresses his intention to create a new DVD "around (his) 50th or sooner", i.e. the year 2032.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

In early [[2016]], Chris announced that he would be giving the DVD its first official public release from his [[Etsy]] page, including a bonus disc of content filmed between [[2007]] and [[2010]].<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/266568164/christian-weston-chandler-yep-im-on-tv</ref>

==Images from the Physical DVD==
<center><gallery>
062-CWCsDVD.jpg|Cover.
DVDReleaseCut.jpg|The cover of the release edition.
063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|And the Director's Cut Edition.
063-1-CWCsDVD Label.jpg|DVD label featuring Sonichu and Rosechu, along with a Chris drawing from the front cover.
ChrisDVDCD2.jpg|We asked for a "disc image". The torrent went up later, but this was delivered as a cop-out.
CHRISDVD.jpg|Parental Advisory - VERY HONEST content.
ChrisDVD3.jpg|Chapter menu, complete with Magnavox DVD/VCR styling.
CHRISletter.jpg|Letter to troll who received DVD.
Chrislist1.jpg|The list of people who appeared on the dvd almost like a cast list.
Chrislist2.jpg|A list of people Chris went to school with and probably didn't know well if at all.
Chrislist3.jpg|And here's the last page.
Chrispaper1.jpg|Chris saying he doesn't agree with what he said probably to avoid criticism .
Chrispaper2.jpg|People who Chris couldn't find pictures of to include after probably very little looking.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
* [https://thepiratebay3.org/?url=https://thepiratebay10.org/torrent/4433832/Christian_Weston_Chandler..._Yep__I_m_On_T.V.___)_DVD Torrent of the DVD]
* [https://www.archive.org/11/items/C.W.C.YEPIMONT.V./C.W.C.%20YEP%2c%20I%27M%20ON%20T.V.%20-%29.ISO ISO of the DVD]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwPTVCCc1YkC9VRrXzUhtrX-9Unbb9ijS The entire DVD on YouTube.]

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CWC Update 9 April 2009

2026-01-01T01:35:16Z

FokkerTISM: /* Transcript */

"'''CWC Update 9 April 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 04092009'''") is a video [[Chris]] posted on his new [[YouTube]] account just a week after saying he was leaving YouTube forever. In it, he announces his new website.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Update 9 April 2009
| ytid = PvHon8dowIw
| stardate = 9 [[April 2009]]
| subject = {{Website|CWCipedia}}
| shirt = {{VertRedShirt|text}}
| previous = [[YouTube Finale]]
| next = [[CWC Update 12 April 2009]]
}}

{{quote|I am guided by Jesus.}}

=== Transcript ===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: April 9th, [[2009]].

Well, the [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] site is back up again. The address is [[cwcville.com]]. And I'd like to thank my [[sweetheart]] [[Ivy]], for her most heartfelt emotional support, and for fixing my [[biological clock]]. Truly the one miracle I need in my sweetheart, that I need my sweetheart for.

And also, who I'd like to thank, [[GodJesus]], our God and our Lord and savior, for their support, for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow, I am guided by Jesus.

And with, uh, with the inspiration that I feel, I will continue the comic, at least about three pages a day, unless, uh, you know, something comes up...but I promise, uh, three da-, three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God and Jesus's support, I feel like...we will be seeing many new, many new thing. The website will be better.

I can feel the cosmos! Peace.

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-09]]
[[Category:Ivy Saga videos| 2009-04-09]]

Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

2025-12-25T02:49:49Z

FokkerTISM: /* Great Director's Cut */ disambig

[[Image:DVDReleaseCut.jpg|thumb|500px|The cover of the DVD, implying it's in a case.]]
'''''Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)''''' is [[Chris]]'s [[2007]] homemade DVD, featuring various video clips Chris had made before his Internet fame, and his actual, if meager, TV appearances. Despite its title, only two short clips on the DVD were ever shown on TV.

Chris originally sent copies of the DVD only to a select few people, but nevertheless thought him making the DVD was an [[Chris and his ego|important enough achievement]] to mention repeatedly in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] and elsewhere. He also believed that people would actually be interested in buying a copy along with other merchandise, and even planned a [[Sony|Blu-ray]] release.<ref>[[3 December 2009]]</ref> Suffice to say, the disc was burned with a cheap Magnavox DVD recorder out of material that appears to have been poorly transferred off of aged VHS tapes, and even if it actually had any interesting content that people would actually pay money for, it doesn't approach commercial quality. Chris probably thinks video quality that was [[Chris and cameras|abysmal]] to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on [[Sonichu 10|hi-def]] discs.

Naturally, since this relic was so profoundly ''important'' in Chris's mind, the [[trolls]] had their curiosity piqued greatly over it. Eventually, a copy was obtained by [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|Lordsillynipples]] by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, [[Gal pal#Tiffany Robinson|Tiffany Robinson]].

In 2016, Chris announced the first official public release of it, indicating it survived the [[2014 house fire]]. In 2019, he provided his master copy to [[Joseph Draft]] for his attempted documentary film ''Chris Chan VS. The Internet''.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531489 ([https://archive.fo/6pbYH archive])</ref>

==Tracklisting==
===''C.W.C. On TV'' Trailer===
To reduce marketing costs, Chris put the trailer for the DVD directly into the DVD. He also uploaded it to YouTube on 5 November 2007. The trailer provides an 8-minute summary of the rest of the features, in case you don't want to melt your brain by actually watching the whole thing. His YouTube description:

{{quotebox|This is the Trailer of my Limited Distributed DVD. More videos are avilable [sic] on [[YouTube#Chris's other video site--Veoh|www.veoh.com]]. Enjoy.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on T.V. :) Trailer
| ytid = yXxU_ZvjOHQ
| stardate = 5 [[2007#November|November 2007]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Video games|text}}, {{Other|[[Chris and...|Life]]}}
| shirt = {{RainbowBoy|text}}, {{PokeShirt|text}}, {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}, {{Direct Feed|text}}
}}

===[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|C.W.C. Super Sonic Winner!!!]]===
From 26 February [[1990s#1994|1994]], shortly after Christian's 12th birthday. Anchors on [[Charlottesville]] [[wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]] report on him winning a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' contest and earning a $1,000 shopping spree for video games. The pinnacle of Chris's entire existence to date, this event fueled the delusional manchild he is today.

===[[Song of Christian]]===
Filmed on 15 May [[1990s#1998|1998]], when Chris was 16. Presented as an episode of ''The Christian Chandler Show'', Chris gives a dramatic reading of a poem he wrote about himself. He then spends 20 minutes explaining the meaning of each line, about 15 minutes of which is dedicated to him leafing through his [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]], and the rest dedicated to him raging over the fact that the poem [[Honor roll|got him an "F" in school]].

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway#Prototype|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway Prototype]] Animation===

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway]] Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera===
Filmed on 4 June [[1990s#1998|1998]]. Hey, do you like ''Mario Kart''? Do you like Lego bricks? How about stop-motion animation? More importantly, do you like hearing the same 15-second clip of music played over and over and over while you watch grainy black-and-white 8-bit footage of Lego men getting into car wrecks? Have we got the clip for you. (By the way, Lego Chris wins the race. [[Chris and his ego|No surprises there.]])

===[[The City of Cwicville Tour!|Unfinished CWCville Tour]]===
Filmed 12 July [[2000s#2001|2001]]. Lego Chris gives a tour of his Lego town, passing by 2 landmarks before the video abruptly ends.

===[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]===
[[File:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Chris before saying the line on the cover for the DVD, a clip from a news station]]

Filmed 16 October [[1990s#1999|1999]]. [[Richmond]] [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WWBT|WWBT]] does a fluff piece on the rise of the ''Pokémon'' fandom. Chris, aged 17 and older than the playing crowd featured, happens to be among the small children playing the game, and although not discussed he is lingered on for a little while. This clip provides the DVD cover with its money line:

{{quote|I'll send out my Dragonair, even though it has 60 Damage on it. Oh boy! It has 3 Energy on it... Slam Attack!}}

===Christian Chandler's [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]===
Filmed 22 November [[2000s#2003|2003]]. Chris gives us a long tour of his custom-made towns in ''Animal Crossing'' for the GameCube. It's an event that's about as exciting as watching [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|paint]] dry.

===[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|C.W.C.'s ''Animal Crossing''/''Mario Paint'' 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]===
Filmed on 7 June [[2004]]. Chris plays ''Animal Crossing'' again in honor of [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]' anniversary.

===[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|"So Need A Cute Girl" Music Video]]===
Filmed 20 [[2004#December|December 2004]]. Chris sings both the lead single off [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|his debut album]] and a special [[Christmas]] tune in this music video.

===Chris Chan's [[Harvey Birdman commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2005]]. Here is Chris's attempt to win a contest, whose goal is to deliver a creative advertisement for a ''Harvey Birdman'' DVD. The time constraints laid out are obvious, as Chris crams 50% info about himself, ''Sonichu'', [[random-access humor]] and Mary Lee Walsh, and 50% info about the DVD into a thirty-second "advertisement".

===Chris Chan's [[Pixelated PS3]]===
Filmed on 28 November [[2006]]. Chris enters another contest requiring him to shill a product in under a minute, this time a [[PlayStation 3]]. To answer the question "What would you do for a PS3?", Chris first explains everything he would like to do but won't (e.g., save up the money and go to a store), and would but can't (forsake a cure for autism), before revealing that he has constructed a PS3 from Legos, [[Pixelblocks]], and a PlayStation 2.

===[[C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics]]===
Chris presents a long, tedious slideshow of over 900 images taken from 24 February [[1980s#1982|1982]]–24 February [[2007]], projected from his PSP. In the background, he plays a self-made [[KCWC broadcast|radio broadcast]] from 1998, which gives new insight into his past.

See an archive of the slideshow's contents on Internet Archive [https://archive.org/details/cwcslide-show here] (thanks to [[Statustjej]]), or browse all of the images [[C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics|right here]] on the CWCki.

===[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2007]]. Closing the DVD, in celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of ladies, gentlemen, and dudes of all teenages.

==Great Director's Cut==
After the DVD was leaked onto the internet, Chris claimed<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref> that the trolls didn't have the "Director's Cut", which includes footage of Chris's [[Christmas]] from [[Christmas#2004|2004]] and takes from the [[Pixelated PS3]] commercial. Christorians long thought that the "Director's Cut" was just a bluff he used to save face. That was, until [[December 2014]], when it was revealed that [[Catherine]] acquired a copy and handed over some footage to a Kiwi Farms member to upload to YouTube, thus proving its existence.

He later told [[Regina Novakova|Regina]] that he had a "Master Copy" with over ''6 hours'' of tedious crap.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> It was given to Joseph Draft in 2019 for the ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004 parts 1 & 2]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris videotapes footage around the house while discussing C-Mas, and opens gifts with his family. Notable for being made when the hoard was in its infancy.

===[[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Chris After Christmas 2004]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris whines some more about [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Hammer]] and the continuation of his [[Love Quest]].

==Possible sequel==
In an e-mail to [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], Chris expresses his intention to create a new DVD "around (his) 50th or sooner", i.e. the year 2032.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

In early [[2016]], Chris announced that he would be giving the DVD its first official public release from his [[Etsy]] page, including a bonus disc of content filmed between [[2007]] and [[2010]].<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/266568164/christian-weston-chandler-yep-im-on-tv</ref>

==Images from the Physical DVD==
<center><gallery>
062-CWCsDVD.jpg|Cover.
DVDReleaseCut.jpg|The cover of the release edition.
063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|And the Director's Cut Edition.
063-1-CWCsDVD Label.jpg|DVD label featuring Sonichu and Rosechu, along with a Chris drawing from the front cover.
ChrisDVDCD2.jpg|We asked for a "disc image". The torrent went up later, but this was delivered as a cop-out.
CHRISDVD.jpg|Parental Advisory - VERY HONEST content.
ChrisDVD3.jpg|Chapter menu, complete with Magnavox DVD/VCR styling.
CHRISletter.jpg|Letter to troll who received DVD.
Chrislist1.jpg|The list of people who appeared on the dvd almost like a cast list.
Chrislist2.jpg|A list of people Chris went to school with and probably didn't know well if at all.
Chrislist3.jpg|And here's the last page.
Chrispaper1.jpg|Chris saying he doesn't agree with what he said probably to avoid criticism .
Chrispaper2.jpg|People who Chris couldn't find pictures of to include after probably very little looking.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
* [https://thepiratebay3.org/?url=https://thepiratebay10.org/torrent/4433832/Christian_Weston_Chandler..._Yep__I_m_On_T.V.___)_DVD Torrent of the DVD]
* [https://www.archive.org/11/items/C.W.C.YEPIMONT.V./C.W.C.%20YEP%2c%20I%27M%20ON%20T.V.%20-%29.ISO ISO of the DVD]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwPTVCCc1YkC9VRrXzUhtrX-9Unbb9ijS The entire DVD on YouTube.]

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Sarah Nicole Hammer

2025-12-11T14:26:42Z

FokkerTISM: /* Childhood */

{{quote|Sarah is Christian's Life-Long Best [[Chris_and_socialization|Friend.]] She is a spunky gal, and she is very pretty. One may say that she is the spitting image of Britney Spears.|[[:Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Animal Crossing card]] describing Sarah Hammer; who looks nothing like [[Britney Spears]].}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Sarah Nicole Hammer
|gender = Female
|image = 0715-ChristianWSarahcropped.jpg|size=150px
|day = 13
|month = 10
|year = 1982
|saga = {{saga|childhood|cn}}, {{saga|highschool|cn}}
|race = White
|nationality = American
}}

'''Sarah Nicole Hammer''' (born 13 October [[1982]]<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#The Story|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 1</ref>) was the {{w|girl next door}}<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992]]</ref> for [[Chris]] from age two until around age ten, when he moved away, whom he apparently considered his closest friend. Chris met Sarah again when he returned to [[Ruckersville]] after finishing [[Manchester High School]] and entered [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Although by [[2005]] Chris had come to regard Sarah as his best and closest friend, he seems to suggest that he hasn't had much contact with her since childhood.

As far as can be told, Chris has had no contact with Sarah since he came into [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|the spotlight]], and unlike [[Megan Schroeder]], there aren't any [[Mimms|trolls]] who know her IRL capable of updating us on her status. There's no evidence to suggest that Sarah has even seen the comics (other than the ''Life Shares'' booklet Chris gave her as a gift way back in 2003), or has any opinion on them. Needless to say, this is probably one of the best outcomes a person connected to Chris can receive.

==Sarah Hammer in real life==
===Childhood===
{{quote|She brought me a lot out of my [[autism|autistic]] social shell for the time back then.|[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#His Early Years - Birth to 1992|Wikipedia autobiography]]}}

[[Image:SarahHammerPortrait.jpg|thumb|right|Anything in real life, Chris ruins it by drawing it.]]

Chris continues to cherish many important memories with Sarah, such as riding swing sets, playing hide and seek, and rollerskating.

It is not entirely known if Sarah actually cared about Chris. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], Chris recounts a story in which Sarah told Chris that Casper the friendly ghost was hiding under the house. Chris, being as [[Autism|childish]] as he's always known to be, fell for it and went to search for him. When Chris entered the crawlspace, Sarah locked him in and left. Eventually, Sarah's father had to come and get him out.

Sarah also tried to convince Chris to put a honeysuckle in his mouth. Specifically the tip, which is sometimes alleged to be poisonous. Chris almost fell for this one, but his parents caught him and warned him of its "dangers". And you know what they say: a girl that tries to kill you isn't really your friend. Chris would eventually come to realise this by December 2025, posting in [[December 2025 social media posts#Friendship|a tweet]] that she was "the first one to troll and bully [him]".

Sarah and Chris were the same age and attended the same elementary school, but Chris moved to [[Richmond]] to attend middle school<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 7.</ref> and would not see Sarah again until after he returned to Ruckersville on June [[2000]].<ref name="LifeShares10">[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 10.</ref> In [[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway]], made on 4 June 1998, Chris named one of the characters after Sarah, suggesting that he was still thinking about her at the time.

Chris has suggested that he did not originally view Sarah as a potential [[sweetheart]]; this decision apparently came later, most likely due to autism and a sheltered upbringing.

===Adulthood===

Chris returned to Ruckersville on 20 June 2000.<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 1]]</ref> Between that year and [[2003]] Sarah grew up and shed her old image, and became so attractive to Chris that he later called her "a spittin' image of [[Britney Spears]]."<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Over the Years|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 9</ref> How much they two had kept in touch as adults is not fully clear. In [[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], which was completed on on 21 July 2003,<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares#Credits|Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]], page 16</ref> Chris notes that since moving to Ruckersville he "was not able to interact with Sarah as much as he used to".<ref name="LifeShares10" /> With that being said, some contact was apparently kept between Sarah and Chris, as she did visit the Chandlers on Christmas 2003. The following Christmas Chris had hoped that Sarah will come again and had even made a present for her,<ref>[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004#Part 2]]</ref> but to his disappointment Sarah spent Christmas elsewhere on that year.<ref>[[ChrisAfterChristmas2004]]</ref>

====With Wes Iseli====
By Chris's admission, he hadn't had much contact with Sarah after he moved to Richmond, although at some point he apparently concluded that they were destined to be lovers. Unfortunately for him, at a certain point Sarah started dating local magician/heart-throb [[Wes Iseli]], eventually moving in with him at some point prior to July [[2000]].<ref>[[Chris + Sarah's Life-Shares]]. page 12.</ref> Learning about this development was clearly traumatic for Chris. On one occasion Chris saw Sarah sitting in Wes's lap, which made Chris visibly jealous; this incident was important enough (to Chris, anyway) to document in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]]. A similar freak out occurred when Chris saw Megan sitting on the lap of one of her male friends around the time he was discovered by [[4chan|/v/]], and he still gets insanely jealous whenever he sees a girl sitting on the lap of any other man, likely because it reminds him of the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]].<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007#Chris is scared of some fanart]]</ref>

Chris regards losing Sarah to Wes as one of the two reasons he launched his [[Love Quest]]. Although this event technically changed nothing—Chris had never had a girlfriend and still did not—it spurred him to action, giving him a reason to actively seek out and obtain a [[Boyfriend-free girl]].

The lyrics of Christian's song "[[BFF's (Best Friends Forever)]]" seem to be addressing Sarah, with Chris conceding the impossibility of romantic love and seeking greater fulfillment in a [[friend zone|closer platonic friendship]]. His comparison of "your boyfriend" (presumably Wes) to [[Black Sonichu]] recast himself and the couple into the hero-lover-rival ''troika'' that he developed for [[Sonichu]], and then further refined by featuring Wes as [[Wes-Li Sonichu|an evil hedgehog]] in his own right. Thankfully, Wes's career proved resilient enough to survive the trauma.

To this day, no records exist of what Sarah's reaction to any of this insanity was, not even in Chris's recounting of the events.

====With William Spicer====
Eventually, Sarah broke up with Wes. We can infer that the break-up had happened no later than 31 March 2005, as it was noted by Chris on that date when he updated [[Story of My Current Days]]. Chris mentions of having learned of the break-up from Wes himself rather than Sarah. Chris also noted in his update that Sarah had started a romantic relationship with another man named [[William Spicer]].<ref>[[Story of My Current Days#Story of my Love Quest days]]</ref> She eventually married and has since had two children with him. The ups and downs of how Chris took this news are captured in how the fictional Chris reacted in [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]] after Sarah tells him, and in [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']] when Chris made a comic adaptation of her wedding. Chris knew so little about Spicer, probably having never met him, that in the comic he decided to depict the groom as a [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] character so that he wouldn't have to draw the actual person. If the comic is anything to go by, Chris did not attend the wedding in real life, but quietly accepted Sarah's decision anyway. In the videobook version of the story, Chris even explicitly states he was not invited;<ref>[[Sonichu 5 Official Videobook#Episode 13]]</ref> it is not unlikely that this statement applies to reality as well as fiction. William Spicer was spared the fate of being made into a one dimensional Sonichu villain like his predecessor was however, though not because Wes had done wrong while William had not, but rather because Wes was unlucky enough to have dated Sarah while Chris was interested in her, while by the time William was marrying her, Chris had already moved on to [[Megan]].

===Epilogue===

In a chat from 16 [[April 2009]], Chris mentioned that the last time he had seen Sarah was shortly after her wedding. He had heard little of her afterwards except for a few updates from her father and [[Joshua Martinez]].<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref> On 18 [[April 2010]] Chris again stated that he had lost touch with Sarah after her marriage.<ref>[[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)#Sarah Nicole Hammer (Spicer)]]</ref> On 14 [[March 2010]], shortly after the CWCki instituted [[CWCki:The Wallflower|The Wallflower policy]], Chris wrote a blog post asking that the CWCki erase from its pages all the references to various people he cares about, Sarah among them.<ref>[[CWC Blog#14 March 2010]]</ref> In a chat from 1 [[February 2021]], Chris described a [[daydream]] about ancestors of Sarah and Wes being wizards alongside [[Merlin]] and guided by Chris.<ref>[[Thinking with Portals#Merlin's Deal with Chris]]</ref>

==Sarah in the comic==
{| class="infobox" style="width: 21em; font-size: 90%;"
|-
! colspan="2" | ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' character
|-
| colspan="2" | [[Image:299-SarahHammer.jpg|200px]]
|-
! colspan="2" |Sarah Hammer / Nicole Rammer
|-
| '''Date of birth'''
| [[Sonichu chronology#1982|13 October 1982]]
|-
| '''Gender'''
| Female
|-
| '''Species'''
| Human
|-
|'''Evolves into'''
| Saramah Rosechu
|}

Christian first hints at Sarah's involvement in the Sonichu comics in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']], where he alludes to three mysterious electric hedgehogs: [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], [[Wes-Li Sonichu]], and Saramah Rosechu. This is the closest Chris can come to a slow-building long-term mystery, so of course he [[comeuppance|blew his wad]] right away, revealing the identities of at least two of these characters a few pages later in the [[Classic Sonichu Strips]].

===Sarah Hammer/Nicole Rammer===
[[Image:Sarah hammer reimagined.png|thumb|left|Artist's impression of Sarah Hammer and the Lightning Bracelets.]]

After Chris activated the anchuent powers foretold by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]], Sarah had a vision of the ancient queen of the [[Cherokian Clan]], who explained her role in the prophecy and gave her the Lightning Bracelets. Using the bracelets Sarah could transform into Saramah Rosechu, whose role in the prophecy would be to maintain the balance between Chris-Chan and Wes-Li.

When Sarah discovered these two hedgehogs, they were already locked in battle. Although at first she didn't know who Chris-Chan and Wes-Li were, Saramah quickly learned that the hedgehogs were also her old friend Christian and her recent boyfriend [[Wes Iseli]]. Forced to choose between these two men, Saramah [[Chris and his Ego|remembered who was writing the comic]], so she impaled Wes-Li against a tree and broke up with him, citing his cruelty toward Christian. Saramah actually spent more time dressing down Wes than she did battling [[Count Graduon]], the evil she and the others were prognosticated to defeat.

With Wes quickly departing, Chris and Sarah returned to their human forms and caught up on old times. Chris believed he now had an easy path to becoming Sarah's [[sweetheart]], but unfortunately for him she was already interested in another man, [[William Spicer]].

Though Sarah technically did not appear again until [[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']], she did appear in one of the Classic Sonichu Strips from [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu #0'']]. The one which she appeared in was reprinted in [[Sonichu 4|''Sonichu #4'']] and established as having taken place a few weeks before the events of Sub-Episode 7.

Later, in ''Sonichu #5'', Chris would invisibly attend Sarah's wedding to William Spicer, being on-hand for Wes-Li's attempt to kidnap her. Using his Chris-Chan Sonichu powers and [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards, Chris rescued Sarah, who then rewarded him by tossing him the bouquet and wished him luck in his pursuit of [[Megan]]. In spite of this issue being based around Sarah's wedding and being intended as a sendoff to her character, she did remarkably little in this story, just [[Women's rights|filling the role of the kidnapped princess]].

Sarah was not seen in the comic for a long time afterwards, but she did appear again in [[Sonichu Special 2]], also known as the Wedding Comic. In this comic, she attends Chris's ill fated marriage to [[Ivy]], dressing [[Tomgirl|in drag]] and acting as the best man, since Chris doesn't actually have any friends other than her who could fill that role other than [[Sonichu|fictional characters]] or possibly [[Bob Chandler|his father]]. One can't shake the feeling that he'd probably ask Sarah to do this in a real life wedding too.

Thanks to the efforts of [[Nintendo]] lawyer [[Jay Z]] during the [[Miyamoto Saga]], Sarah later became one of many characters who had their names [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|retconned]] in the story, due to being based on real life people. As such, in the [[Sonichu Videobooks]], Sarah Hammer instead became Nicole [[Dildo|Rammer]].

===Saramah Rosechu===
{{quote|Sarhamah's [sic] origin is unknown but her radiance shines brighter than the sun. When she shoots her arrows, they fly like lightning bolts. She is also known as a peaceful protector. And she is lovely, [[Angelica|angelic]], and simply irresistible.|[[:Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Sarhamah Rosechu Animal Crossing card]].}}

[[Image:076-IlluminatingSarahama.jpg|thumb|Not creepy at all.]]

Most, if not all of Sarah's appearances in Chris's comics are in the form of Saramah [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechu]], using the powers bestowed upon her by the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] to transform into a furry. She has no actual personality beyond asserting her deep, abiding friendship with Christian, which again suggests that he knows nothing about this person except what he likes to think she feels about him. Sarah is able to activate this form through use of the Lightning Bracelets, which act as her own equivalent to Chris's [[Sonichu Medallion]] or Wes Iseli's Fireshock Pendant.

Prior to the retcon, Saramah Rosechu was a much more sensible name for Sarah's Sonichu form, even if still slightly weird. Since the change however, new readers of the comic who are not aware of the background of the character are just left baffled by the strange notion that a woman named "Nicole" transforms into a hedgehog and is then named "Sarah" for some reason. If Chris had not left this glaring oversight out, she would have been called "Nicomar Rosechu".

Due to her lack of a large role in the comics, Saramah Rosechu doesn't have many powers compared to the other two chosen ones of the prophecy. While Chris and Wes both use weird [[Pokémon]] related attacks or [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] cards to fight, aside from the retarded Team Blast attack ripped off from ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog|Sonic Heroes]]'', Sarah is only ever seen using her bow and arrow to fight with. Both the bow and arrow are lightning bolt-shaped. They may or may not be literally made of electricity. [[Chris and art|It's hard to tell with Chris's art]].

===Queen of the Cherokian Clan===
[[Image:Queen_of_the_Cherokian_Clan.PNG|thumb|left|100px|The only picture of her to this date.]]

Wife of the [[ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]], and the [[Cherokian Clan]]'s queen.

Little is established about the queen except that she was the object of a rivalry between her husband and his [[Wasabi Rival]]. She would be reincarnated as [[Sarah Hammer]], about whom we know little except that she was the object of a "rivalry" between [[Christian Weston Chandler]] and [[Wes Iseli]]. This is a good example of how Chris's female characters exist only to motivate his male ones and/or be fap material. The [[Anchuent Prophecy]] caused Sarah to learn of her past life and thereby gain the powers of [[Saramah Rosechu]], which she was tutored in using by a vision of the Queen.

The queen hasn't shown up since that single appearance, and considering that Sarah/Saramah has been absent from the comic since getting married in ''Sonichu #5'' save for her brief cameo at Chris's wedding,<ref>[[Wedding Comic]], [[:Image:SchuComicSP2P6.jpg|p. 6]]</ref> it's highly unlikely she'll ever show up again.

Oddly enough, of the three ancestors, she is the only one who actually looks something like a Native American; although she's still blonde and blue-eyed, she's wearing a dress that could be made of deerskin, which is the stereotypical way of dressing Native ladies in works of fiction. At least Chris got that part right.

{{-}}

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:053-SongsBetweenFriendsCD.jpg|A CD for Sarah
Image:Songs Between Friends A CD for Christian + Sarah image 6.png|[[So Need a Cute Girl|Between friends?]]
Image:297-ACSarah.jpg|"Sarah Hammer" [[Animal Crossing]] Card.
Image:298-ACSarahBck.jpg|Sarah Hammer card back.
Image:300-ACSarhamah.jpg|"Sarhamah" Animal Crossing Card.
Image:301-ACSarhamahBck.jpg|Sarhamah card back.
Image:303-Sarhamah.jpg|Picture of furfag Sarah.
Image:302-YuSahramah.jpg|Saramah Rosechu ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
Image:304-LightningBracelets.jpg|Lightning Bracelets ''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]]'' card.
</gallery>
</center>

== Sources ==
<references />

==See also==
*[[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu #2'']]
*[[Sonichu 5|''Sonichu #5'']]
*[[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]
*[[Wes Iseli]]
*[[Cherokian Clan]]
*[[Anchuent Prophecy]]
*[[Megan Schroeder]]

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Hair

2025-12-10T05:35:50Z

FokkerTISM: /* Body and facial hair */ better word

[[File:Is chris's hair getting better.png|thumb|250px|Comparison of Chris's hair. Left: November 2015<ref>[[Thank You from Christine Chandler‎]]</ref> (age 33). Right: November 2016<ref>[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]]</ref> (age 34).]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]].

==Condition==
[[File:ADlEp.jpg|Chris's hair in all its glory, pre-[[Tomgirl]].|thumb]]

Chris's hair has never looked good. For most of his adult life, [[Barb]] served as his barber. The result was a predictably amateurish, uneven cut which served as the perfect accompaniment to his [[The Classic|clown shirt]] and [[Chris and socializing|social awkwardness]]. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, hasn't helped. His hair entered something of a plateau for many years, as even when he does take a shower, his hair's appearance virtually remains the same, as evidenced by his [[HairDifference|2010 video demonstration]].

Switching shampoos hasn't helped, either. In his early 20s, Chris used Selsun Blue for dandruff issues, then switched to Head & Shoulders. To assist with his [[Love Quest]], he shifted to "[[AXE]] brand Freeze Anti-Dandruff Shampoo & Conditioner." When he became a tomgirl, he changed it again to Garnier Fructis shampoo and conditioner. He has also used Aussie Sprunch hairspray because "it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy." If his photographic record is anything to go by, nothing seems to have worked; firsthand observer [[Catherine]] thought it "looked like straw."

Chris, however, believes that his hair looks just fine, and has always been defensive about his hygienic habits. He also had no problem with his mother's styling. During [[Kacey Call 1|his first phone call with]] [[Kacey]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid Chris]]) [[Chris and his ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his mom probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh...I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

===Transgender hair===
[[File:Cwc neptune.png|thumb|In 2016, Chris told [[Arthur Spatchcock]] that he thought his hair resembled [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Neptune]]'s. You be the judge.]]

Chris kept his hair short and didn't alter it significantly for many years, but when he began exploring a [[transgender]] identity, Chris grew his hair out and started bleaching it. Chris's natural hair color is a chestnut brown, although [[Christian Weston Chandler#Early life|early photos]] from his childhood show that it was paler at one point. He seems to be dyeing his hair himself, based on the unprofessional results. The highly visible brown roots seen in pictures suggest that he did not enlist the aid of a professional stylist. Chris's hair is also evidently curly when it's long; he may have done it himself with a curling iron, but Chris is far too lax in his personal grooming for that type of styling regimen. An [[October 2012]] [[Facebook]] profile picture revealed that Chris had grown his hair to his shoulders, and for the next couple of years it remained at approximately this length.

[[File:Chris Long Hair.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris with shoulder length hair.]]

Chris has become resolutely opposed to cutting his hair, seeing it as essential to his transgender identity. In [[May 2011]], Barb forced Chris to let her cut his hair. This resulted in Chris calling Barb a "bitch". He wore a wig for a while after this incident. He also saved a clump of hair clippings and wore it around his neck in hopes that it would grow back faster. <ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_26]]</ref>

{{quote| This was supposed to be the Year of Me; I was making Best Social Progress with the {{w|Mary Tyler Moore}} hairstyle, with Better Self-Confidence; Gone in a snip snip snip of my mother's claws. I also have retrieved the hair clippings shortly after the tragedy, gathered them in a clump, wrapped the clump in a plastic wrap, put it in a plush, satin-like baggie, attached a necklace to it, and [[Chris and religion|I am wearing my clippings as a Charm to prayfully promote quicker hair growth and recovery.]]|Chris, thinking that a 1970s woman's hairstyle helps you get [[China|friends]].}}

Chris sometimes likes to accentuate his hair with a headband, in order to cover up his bald spot. Even before becoming a tomgirl, he admired his girly [[anime wings]] to the point of incorporating them into his comic. At the pride festival and [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]] of 2014, he wore a pair of striking blue and pink [[My Little Pony]] tassels. Sometimes he wears ponytails.

[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2015, showing horrible [[tomgirl]] hair dye and receding hairline.]]
He dyed his hair blue in 2015, for his [[OmegaCon]] cosplay. Of course, he again failed to bleach the hair beforehand. The result is that his hair gradually turned to a sickly green color.

{{quote|But then also the way my hair turned out, after the semi-permanent hair color, kind of makes me look like Sailor Nep-- Neptune.|Chris<ref>[[Arthur Spatchcock]]</ref>}}

[[Image:May19VaccinePhoto.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris after his second vaccine shot, showing his now-grey hair.]]
As of 2020, the green color began to fade, leaving Chris' hair very grey.<ref>[[:File:Praetor3.jpg]]</ref> Hair turning grey at a relatively young age is a sign of poor health, or getting the short end of the stick when it comes to inherited genetics.<ref>[https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/hair-turn-gray-2017091812226 Harvard Health Publishing]</ref> This can be clearly seen in a photo posted to Twitter in May 2021 of Chris posing with his [[Coronavirus]] vaccination card.

[[Image:Midlothian CCTV.png|thumb|200px|Chris on 1 [[May 2023]], a few months after his release from jail, with brown hair]]
When he was [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|sighted in early May 2023 in Midlothian]] by [[Weening|weens]] after his release from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]], his hair appeared to have returned to its natural brown colour. By the end of the month, however, he had dyed it again, this time to a brighter teal colour.
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|Dyed teal in [[May 2023]]]]

===Hair loss===
[[File:A little song and dance (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Pictured in 2015: a prominent bald spot on the top of his head, typically concealed with a headband (which had slipped off in the still image).<ref>[[A little song and dance]]</ref>]]

Chris's encroaching baldness has done little for his already uncomely appearance. Since hitting his late 20s, his hairline has been receding very quickly. When confronted in the [[Mailbag]] ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris asserted that he was not going bald, and he was untroubled. "When it goes, and if I do go bald, I will deal with that when I cross that bridge", he declared.

In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in 2010, a bald spot was seen starting to appear on the back of his head. By 2014, at 32, pictures showed that his hairline had receded dramatically in just a couple of years, and his hair was more poorly managed, looking even more thin, wispy and unkempt, if that's possible. While his hair is long, it has simply stopped growing on the front half of his scalp, creating an extremely bizarre effect. His attempts to brush a few locks forward do little to hide his constantly growing forehead. Catherine claimed in 2014 that it was "halfway" back on his scalp. The bald spot can be clearly seen in a photo of Chris with the [[Praetor]] team in October 2020.

It should be noted that if one alters a photograph of Chris to remove his bastardized bangs, his hair looks almost exactly the same as it did before 2013 – slowly thinning and as greasy as ever.

[[File:CWC0916.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris, in 2016, continuing to bald.]]

2016 saw the rapid acceleration of Chris's receding hairline. Cole Smithey seemed to begin shaving his head regularly around his early to mid-thirties so the timing seems about right for Chris's male pattern baldness to follow suit. Chris's ever poor hygiene and increasingly gross neglect of his remaining and now green mop-like locks certainly did not help. Chris's current hair is less that of a transitioning female, and more of a Doc Brown mixed with seaweed.

A popular theory among [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. Realistically, however, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well, and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] also showed signs of hair loss too. Ominously, [[Chris and health|inactivity]], [[Chris and nutrition|poor diet]], illness and stress are well-known to accelerate the balding process. In addition, there is a strong correlation between the man's age with the eventual extent of the baldness – the earlier it begins in life, the less hair will eventually remain, which does not bode well for Chris's tomgirl dreams.

In recent times, Chris has taken to wearing a cap or pulling his hair forward to cover his receding hairline, and possibly to mimic various anime characters and drawings he's seen of attractive women doing the same thing. It really doesn't do his appearance much good.

==Body and facial hair==
[[File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|thumb|Embarrassed Chris with hairy naked legs.]]

Chris has never found body hair attractive, on himself or anyone else. This is probably connected to [[Chris and gender|his hatred]] of [[JERKS|men]] and their bodies, and it began long before he became a tomgirl. In 2008, he confessed that "shorts are okay, but I don't like to show off my hairy legs."<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> A strange [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card shows him dressed in the costume of a female character, but deeply embarrassed, in part because the dress exposes his legs, which he depicts as covered with hair. He also claimed that "facial hair, to most women, is a Turn Off," which is his [[autistic]] way of saying that he thinks beards are ugly. Consequently, early [[nudes]] of Chris showed that he shaved his torso and pubic region.
[[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris with visible stubble on his chest from shaving or waxing.]]

It is telling that part of his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|costume]] meant to throw off the trolls included a goatee. When he needed to reclaim his identity, he pointedly [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved it off]] for the camera within two weeks, without shaving cream or even ''water'' at the very least.

After becoming a tomgirl, he put more effort into removing his body hair, at least initially. He told [[Jackie]]:
{{quote|I have been experimenting with body hair removal systems. I tried waxing; I had diffculty, only a little pain; I could use some help on getting the hang of it. Then I tried the "As Seen on TV" Smooth Away; it worked some, but not so much; got a rash on my leg from the effort. [[Chris and brand loyalty|I would not recommend the product.]] And lastly, which removed the latter, a hair remover shower cream Nair brand "Shower Power Max", to be specific). It worked great, but I either used a bit much or left some on longer; this was last night. I had worse pain on the rashed leg, and new rashy spots on the other, on the right side of my belly near the button, and on BOTH of my [[manboobs|nipples]]. The pain was excruciating; I was lucky to find comfort and fall asleep with a few [[dreams]]. The areas still hurt some, and I will heal, with sexier legs to look forward to. It's a blessing neither of my arms were pained from the experiment. The pain was equivilant to harsh sunburn. I would have been more comfortable with Waxing in comparison. On the classic 1-10 scale; waxing was a 2; the S.P.Max was an 8.5 (going on 9 with the extended searing pain). At least my arms, legs, torso and pubic are [[Spanish|sin]] hair and real smoooth.|Chris to Jackie|}}

He also said he had given himself a "Brazillian." A Brazilian wax consists of the removal of all pubic hair, something Chris has clearly desired for a long time.

Despite Chris's efforts, photos throughout 2013, 2014 and 2015 consistently showed that, on his face at least, whatever depilatory measures he was taking were an utter failure, as his facial stubble - his "5:00," as he calls it, is always apparent. As with every aspect of his life, his laziness thwarts his dream of looking like [[Britney Spears]].

Chris did, however, have a beard during part of his [[Jail Saga|jail sentence for incest]], after an implied suicide threat led to his privilege of using razors being restricted.<ref>[[Goddess Log#Misc.]]</ref>

==Hair mail==
Chris told Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], that his mother had recently cut his hair and he had saved locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls could have them as a souvenir, he even went to the trouble of wrapping each individual lock in plastic along with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big C himself. Chris's [[Trolls|faithful fangirls]] couldn't refuse the offer.

Due to the Mexican postal service, it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock - or perhaps it wasn't. Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of [http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode06/usc_sec_06_00001203----000-.html United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7)] did not cause any national or international incidents.

While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 were ever sent. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English on one side and in Chris's version of Spanish on the other. Each side had a [[Sonichu]] drawing, but the [[Spanish]] side had [[Chris and race|Sonichu in a sombrero]].

<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery of hair==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."
Image:FutureCWC.jpg|What Chris would look like by now if he wasn't a [[tomgirl]].
File:Flirt1.jpeg|In 2014. With his makeup, [[Chris and fashion|second-hand stripy shirt]] and poorly managed hair, Chris ends up looking more like a [[Obesity|fat]] clown than a woman.
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|Pigtails
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|{{w|Conan the Barbarian (1982 film)|"Chris-Chan, what is best in life?"}} "To [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] your enemies, see them vaporized in the [[Dimensional Merge]] before you, and to hear the lamentations of their [[sweetheart]]s."
File:Praetor3.jpg|In 2020. Note the graying and the bald spot.
2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|In 2021, luscious flowing hair
Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|In 2023, after coming out of [[jail]]: dyed blue with a ragged ponytail
File:Cwclight - G3 My Little Pony - 2014 Housefire1 - IMG 5407.jpeg|One inspired the other.
Custom Neco Arc medallion.jpeg|In 2025, raggy and curly
File:Chris's hairline 29 March 2025.jpg|Chris's hairline in March 2025.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[HairDifference]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Health}}
[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Hair

2025-12-10T05:35:36Z

FokkerTISM: /* Body and facial hair */

[[File:Is chris's hair getting better.png|thumb|250px|Comparison of Chris's hair. Left: November 2015<ref>[[Thank You from Christine Chandler‎]]</ref> (age 33). Right: November 2016<ref>[[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously]]</ref> (age 34).]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his [[Chris and health|unhealthy lifestyle]].

==Condition==
[[File:ADlEp.jpg|Chris's hair in all its glory, pre-[[Tomgirl]].|thumb]]

Chris's hair has never looked good. For most of his adult life, [[Barb]] served as his barber. The result was a predictably amateurish, uneven cut which served as the perfect accompaniment to his [[The Classic|clown shirt]] and [[Chris and socializing|social awkwardness]]. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, hasn't helped. His hair entered something of a plateau for many years, as even when he does take a shower, his hair's appearance virtually remains the same, as evidenced by his [[HairDifference|2010 video demonstration]].

Switching shampoos hasn't helped, either. In his early 20s, Chris used Selsun Blue for dandruff issues, then switched to Head & Shoulders. To assist with his [[Love Quest]], he shifted to "[[AXE]] brand Freeze Anti-Dandruff Shampoo & Conditioner." When he became a tomgirl, he changed it again to Garnier Fructis shampoo and conditioner. He has also used Aussie Sprunch hairspray because "it keeps my hair poofy, and smells of candy." If his photographic record is anything to go by, nothing seems to have worked; firsthand observer [[Catherine]] thought it "looked like straw."

Chris, however, believes that his hair looks just fine, and has always been defensive about his hygienic habits. He also had no problem with his mother's styling. During [[Kacey Call 1|his first phone call with]] [[Kacey]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid Chris]]) [[Chris and his ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his mom probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh...I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

===Transgender hair===
[[File:Cwc neptune.png|thumb|In 2016, Chris told [[Arthur Spatchcock]] that he thought his hair resembled [[Sailor Moon|Sailor Neptune]]'s. You be the judge.]]

Chris kept his hair short and didn't alter it significantly for many years, but when he began exploring a [[transgender]] identity, Chris grew his hair out and started bleaching it. Chris's natural hair color is a chestnut brown, although [[Christian Weston Chandler#Early life|early photos]] from his childhood show that it was paler at one point. He seems to be dyeing his hair himself, based on the unprofessional results. The highly visible brown roots seen in pictures suggest that he did not enlist the aid of a professional stylist. Chris's hair is also evidently curly when it's long; he may have done it himself with a curling iron, but Chris is far too lax in his personal grooming for that type of styling regimen. An [[October 2012]] [[Facebook]] profile picture revealed that Chris had grown his hair to his shoulders, and for the next couple of years it remained at approximately this length.

[[File:Chris Long Hair.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris with shoulder length hair.]]

Chris has become resolutely opposed to cutting his hair, seeing it as essential to his transgender identity. In [[May 2011]], Barb forced Chris to let her cut his hair. This resulted in Chris calling Barb a "bitch". He wore a wig for a while after this incident. He also saved a clump of hair clippings and wore it around his neck in hopes that it would grow back faster. <ref>[[Jackie_E-mails_26]]</ref>

{{quote| This was supposed to be the Year of Me; I was making Best Social Progress with the {{w|Mary Tyler Moore}} hairstyle, with Better Self-Confidence; Gone in a snip snip snip of my mother's claws. I also have retrieved the hair clippings shortly after the tragedy, gathered them in a clump, wrapped the clump in a plastic wrap, put it in a plush, satin-like baggie, attached a necklace to it, and [[Chris and religion|I am wearing my clippings as a Charm to prayfully promote quicker hair growth and recovery.]]|Chris, thinking that a 1970s woman's hairstyle helps you get [[China|friends]].}}

Chris sometimes likes to accentuate his hair with a headband, in order to cover up his bald spot. Even before becoming a tomgirl, he admired his girly [[anime wings]] to the point of incorporating them into his comic. At the pride festival and [[26 December 2014|GameStop attacks]] of 2014, he wore a pair of striking blue and pink [[My Little Pony]] tassels. Sometimes he wears ponytails.

[[File:OmegaconD.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris in 2015, showing horrible [[tomgirl]] hair dye and receding hairline.]]
He dyed his hair blue in 2015, for his [[OmegaCon]] cosplay. Of course, he again failed to bleach the hair beforehand. The result is that his hair gradually turned to a sickly green color.

{{quote|But then also the way my hair turned out, after the semi-permanent hair color, kind of makes me look like Sailor Nep-- Neptune.|Chris<ref>[[Arthur Spatchcock]]</ref>}}

[[Image:May19VaccinePhoto.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris after his second vaccine shot, showing his now-grey hair.]]
As of 2020, the green color began to fade, leaving Chris' hair very grey.<ref>[[:File:Praetor3.jpg]]</ref> Hair turning grey at a relatively young age is a sign of poor health, or getting the short end of the stick when it comes to inherited genetics.<ref>[https://www.health.harvard.edu/blog/hair-turn-gray-2017091812226 Harvard Health Publishing]</ref> This can be clearly seen in a photo posted to Twitter in May 2021 of Chris posing with his [[Coronavirus]] vaccination card.

[[Image:Midlothian CCTV.png|thumb|200px|Chris on 1 [[May 2023]], a few months after his release from jail, with brown hair]]
When he was [[Post-jail sightings (2023)|sighted in early May 2023 in Midlothian]] by [[Weening|weens]] after his release from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail|jail]], his hair appeared to have returned to its natural brown colour. By the end of the month, however, he had dyed it again, this time to a brighter teal colour.
[[File:CWC sighting 5-27-23.png|thumb|Dyed teal in [[May 2023]]]]

===Hair loss===
[[File:A little song and dance (720p 30fps H264-192kbit AAC).mp400001.png|thumb|Pictured in 2015: a prominent bald spot on the top of his head, typically concealed with a headband (which had slipped off in the still image).<ref>[[A little song and dance]]</ref>]]

Chris's encroaching baldness has done little for his already uncomely appearance. Since hitting his late 20s, his hairline has been receding very quickly. When confronted in the [[Mailbag]] ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris asserted that he was not going bald, and he was untroubled. "When it goes, and if I do go bald, I will deal with that when I cross that bridge", he declared.

In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event in 2010, a bald spot was seen starting to appear on the back of his head. By 2014, at 32, pictures showed that his hairline had receded dramatically in just a couple of years, and his hair was more poorly managed, looking even more thin, wispy and unkempt, if that's possible. While his hair is long, it has simply stopped growing on the front half of his scalp, creating an extremely bizarre effect. His attempts to brush a few locks forward do little to hide his constantly growing forehead. Catherine claimed in 2014 that it was "halfway" back on his scalp. The bald spot can be clearly seen in a photo of Chris with the [[Praetor]] team in October 2020.

It should be noted that if one alters a photograph of Chris to remove his bastardized bangs, his hair looks almost exactly the same as it did before 2013 – slowly thinning and as greasy as ever.

[[File:CWC0916.PNG|thumb|200px|Chris, in 2016, continuing to bald.]]

2016 saw the rapid acceleration of Chris's receding hairline. Cole Smithey seemed to begin shaving his head regularly around his early to mid-thirties so the timing seems about right for Chris's male pattern baldness to follow suit. Chris's ever poor hygiene and increasingly gross neglect of his remaining and now green mop-like locks certainly did not help. Chris's current hair is less that of a transitioning female, and more of a Doc Brown mixed with seaweed.

A popular theory among [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. Realistically, however, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his half-brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well, and [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] also showed signs of hair loss too. Ominously, [[Chris and health|inactivity]], [[Chris and nutrition|poor diet]], illness and stress are well-known to accelerate the balding process. In addition, there is a strong correlation between the man's age with the eventual extent of the baldness – the earlier it begins in life, the less hair will eventually remain, which does not bode well for Chris's tomgirl dreams.

In recent times, Chris has taken to wearing a cap or pulling his hair forward to cover his receding hairline, and possibly to mimic various anime characters and drawings he's seen of attractive women doing the same thing. It really doesn't do his appearance much good.

==Body and facial hair==
[[File:115-CWCEmbarassed.jpg|thumb|Embarrassed Chris with hairy naked legs.]]

Chris has never found body hair attractive, on himself or anyone else. This is probably connected to [[Chris and gender|his hatred]] of [[JERKS|men]] and their bodies, and it began long before he became a tomgirl. In 2008, he confessed that "shorts are okay, but I don't like to show off my hairy legs."<ref>[[IRC (16 October 2008)]]</ref> A strange [[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] card shows him dressed in the costume of a female character, but deeply embarrassed, in part because the dress exposes his legs, which he depicts as covered with hair. He also claimed that "facial hair, to most women, is a Turn Off," which is his [[autistic]] way of saying that he thinks beards are ugly. Consequently, early [[nudes]] of Chris showed that he shaved his torso and pubic region.
[[Image:Chris_15_Aug_2014_changed_profile_pic.jpg|thumb|right|Chris with visible stubble on his chest from shaving or waxing.]]

It is telling that part of his [[Rollin' and Trollin'|costume]] meant to throw off the trolls included a goatee. When he needed to reclaim his identity, he pointedly [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved it off]] for the camera within two weeks, without shaving cream or even ''water'' at the very least.

After becoming a tomgirl, he put more effort into removing his body hair, at least initially. He told [[Jackie]]:
{{quote|I have been experimenting with body hair removal systems. I tried waxing; I had diffculty, only a little pain; I could use some help on getting the hang of it. Then I tried the "As Seen on TV" Smooth Away; it worked some, but not so much; got a rash on my leg from the effort. [[Chris and brand loyalty|I would not recommend the product.]] And lastly, which removed the latter, a hair remover shower cream Nair brand "Shower Power Max", to be specific). It worked great, but I either used a bit much or left some on longer; this was last night. I had worse pain on the rashed leg, and new rashy spots on the other, on the right side of my belly near the button, and on BOTH of my [[manboobs|nipples]]. The pain was excruciating; I was lucky to find comfort and fall asleep with a few [[dreams]]. The areas still hurt some, and I will heal, with sexier legs to look forward to. It's a blessing neither of my arms were pained from the experiment. The pain was equivilant to harsh sunburn. I would have been more comfortable with Waxing in comparison. On the classic 1-10 scale; waxing was a 2; the S.P.Max was an 8.5 (going on 9 with the extended searing pain). At least my arms, legs, torso and pubic are [[Spanish|sin]] hair and real smoooth.|Chris to Jackie|}}

He also said he had given himself a "Brazillian." A Brazilian wax consists of the removal of all pubic hair, something Chris has clearly desired for a long time.

Despite Chris's efforts, photos throughout 2013, 2014 and 2015 consistently showed that, on his face at least, whatever depilatory measures he was taking were an utter failure, as his facial stubble - his "5:00," as he calls it, is always apparent. As with every aspect of his life, his laziness thwarts his dream of looking like [[Britney Spears]].

Chris did, however, have a beard during part of his [[Jail Saga|arrest for incest]], after an implied suicide threat led to his privilege of using razors being restricted.<ref>[[Goddess Log#Misc.]]</ref>

==Hair mail==
Chris told Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], that his mother had recently cut his hair and he had saved locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls could have them as a souvenir, he even went to the trouble of wrapping each individual lock in plastic along with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big C himself. Chris's [[Trolls|faithful fangirls]] couldn't refuse the offer.

Due to the Mexican postal service, it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock - or perhaps it wasn't. Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of [http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode06/usc_sec_06_00001203----000-.html United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7)] did not cause any national or international incidents.

While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 were ever sent. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English on one side and in Chris's version of Spanish on the other. Each side had a [[Sonichu]] drawing, but the [[Spanish]] side had [[Chris and race|Sonichu in a sombrero]].

<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==Gallery of hair==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."
Image:FutureCWC.jpg|What Chris would look like by now if he wasn't a [[tomgirl]].
File:Flirt1.jpeg|In 2014. With his makeup, [[Chris and fashion|second-hand stripy shirt]] and poorly managed hair, Chris ends up looking more like a [[Obesity|fat]] clown than a woman.
File:Chris facebook pic 5-29-13.jpg|Pigtails
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|{{w|Conan the Barbarian (1982 film)|"Chris-Chan, what is best in life?"}} "To [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] your enemies, see them vaporized in the [[Dimensional Merge]] before you, and to hear the lamentations of their [[sweetheart]]s."
File:Praetor3.jpg|In 2020. Note the graying and the bald spot.
2021 Chris Chan mugshot 2.jpg|In 2021, luscious flowing hair
Walmart 3 Jul 2023 sighting2 (cropped).jpg|In 2023, after coming out of [[jail]]: dyed blue with a ragged ponytail
File:Cwclight - G3 My Little Pony - 2014 Housefire1 - IMG 5407.jpeg|One inspired the other.
Custom Neco Arc medallion.jpeg|In 2025, raggy and curly
File:Chris's hairline 29 March 2025.jpg|Chris's hairline in March 2025.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[HairDifference]]

==References==
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Chris and mental healthcare

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FokkerTISM: /* History of medication */

{{Dated|gender dysphoria, HRT/valium in meds section and the effect jail has had on him}}

{{quote|My CURRENT [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] can help me a LOT better than any "professional" because [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] supports them as well.|Chris, in 2008<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am only going to say this Once for those who may think me as delusional, crazy or shit like that. [[Chris and reality|I am Not delusional, crazy, or anything of the sort]].

I have my own magic powers that I am still learning about for myself from my [[Polyamorous marriage|family]] and [[Idea Guys|allies]].

I’ve already talked with psychiatrists and therapists years ago, so any new such meetings would be a very moot point.|Chris, 2018<ref name=notdelusional>[[July 2018 social media posts#Chris insists he isn't delusional, refuses to see a psychiatrist about it]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|An artist's impression of [[Jail Saga#Transfer|part of Chris's time in jail]], due to [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|erratic behavior caused by mental health issues]].]]

[[Chris]] has a troubled relationship with '''mental health professionals'''; both psychologists and psychiatrists. He claims that he was held down by the school psychologist in grade school while his screams were recorded, and was forced to see a psychologist for anger management classes after being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Chris has refused to see a psychologist of his own volition in the past, opting to see [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor, instead. The sole exception occurred in 2016, when Chris went to a gender psychologist over his [[transgender]] issues. Chris's various run-ins with the [[law]] have resulted in mandated therapy such as the [[Therapeutic Docket]], however, Chris has failed to adjust his behavior from such sessions.

==The problem(s) with Chris==
[[File:Picasso.jpg|thumb|400px|An insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
[[File:AbstractMentalHealth.jpg|thumb|400px|Another insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
===In his own mind===
Chris claims to be [[autism|autistic]], [[Homos|homophobic]] as a genuine phobia,<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]: '''Chris''': "I am a homophobe; I fear them all"</ref> and a victim of [[noviophobia]], a made-up phobia of girls having boyfriends. He also diagnosed himself with [[Wikipedia:Dissociative Identity Disorder|dissociative identity disorder]] in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|the August 30th Captain's Log]], although he later revealed in [[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] that it was "a lie to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]." (Once again, Chris proved that he had no understanding of how serious mental disorders can be. Pretending to be crazy is an odd sort of [[wikipedia:Catch-22 (logic)|Catch-22]].)

It's no secret that Chris has always had a very childish mindset and views growing up as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|some sort of epic, arduous challenge,]] but it wasn't until a [[Kacey Call 10|conversation with Kacey]] that we knew just how serious this was; according to Chris, as a child, he never had any serious idea of what he wanted to be when he grew up (something all healthy children consider at one point or another), nor did the thought of becoming an adult ever truly cross his mind. This implies that Chris may have thought that he would remain a child forever.

Chris also seems to be at a level of incompetence that prevents him from realizing how incompetent he is. A [[Wikipedia:Cornell University|Cornell University]] [http://people.psych.cornell.edu/~dunning/publications/pdf/unskilledandunaware.pdf psychology journal] details this phenomenon:

{{quote|...when people are incompetent in [[Attraction Sign|the strategies they adopt]] to achieve success and [[China|satisfaction]], they suffer a dual burden: Not only do they reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of [[Naïve|the ability to to realize it.]]|A disturbingly accurate account of Chris’s reaction to [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}

===The 2004 survey===
{{Main|Autism}}
The psychiatrist who compiled [[autism papers|a survey]] of Chris's issues following his troubles at PVCC in [[2004]] echoed the diagnosis of autism that Chris received sometime in his youth, and took note of "an obsessional quality to his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend." He also administered a [[Wikipedia:Folstein test|Folstein test]], a brief questionnaire designed to detect cognitive impairment. Chris racked up a perfect score, indicating no problems with his memory or basic information processing abilities. On the [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|Global Assessment of Functioning]], the doctor rated Chris a 70, roughly halfway between an average adult and someone with socially debilitating mental illness.

===Late-onset gender dysphoria===
{{Main|Gender dysphoria}}
{{Incomplete}}

==History of medication==
According to the 2004 psychiatric survey, at some point in his life, Chris was prescribed the antidepressant medication [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]]. It's not clear when he was prescribed the drug, or for what exact reason, but it was likely sometime in his younger days. Since the advent of more sophisticated antidepressant drugs like [[Wikipedia:Prozac|Prozac]] in the late [[1980s]], the use of Imipramine to treat depression and other psychological disorders has grown less and less common.

The same document notes that, as of 2004, Chris had been taking the antidepressant [[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] for four years in order to deal with his stress and anger issues. One of the survey's recommendations was an increase in his daily dose of the drug, but it's not clear how long Chris continued taking it afterward. In [[Mailbag 13#Take Your Prescribed Medicine, Young Man|Mailbag #13]], he explained that he had switched to a different medication in order to avoid some of Paxil's side effects, the ones that "only hit adults." However, in his 11th call with [[Kacey]] Chris said that the drug he switched to from Paxil is Paroxetine.<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> Since Paxil is just one of Paroxetine's several trade names and not a different drug, it seems that Chris is still taking the same medication, only under a different appellation.

Chris didn't specify what side effects Paxil caused him, but his language suggests some sort of a sexual dysfunction. Paxil may have been making it difficult for Chris to [[mass debating|achieve orgasm]]; if his current antidepressant is still Paroxetine (or at least another [[wikipedia:Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor|SSRI]]) then it might explain why it took him around 20 minutes in order to climax when he cybered with [[Julie]].<ref>For examples see the full transcript of [[Bob Walks In]] and [[CWC Cums for a Cat]].</ref>

Another of Paxil's more notable side effects is the potential for [[Obesity|substantial weight gain]], which couldn't have mixed well with Chris's [[McDonald's|diet]] and [[biological clock|sedentary lifestyle]].

In a [[November 2025 social media posts##NoToPaxil|Bluesky thread]] on 14 November 2025, Chris began to question why he had been on Paxil at all, believing it to have exacerbated the symptoms of his autism. He also claimed to have first been prescribed the medication at age 7 for anxiety.

==Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)==
One of the most frustrating elements of Chris is his adamant refusal to take help from any source. In the aftermath of his suspension from PVCC, his evaluators [[Autism papers|repeatedly recommended]] further counseling and psychiatric treatment, but Chris and his parents refused. It seems that [[Borb]] thinks that the world of mental health hasn't evolved past the turn-of-the-century treatment of straitjackets and lobotomies. The only thing close to therapy that Chris has ever had was a compulsory anger management class, and we all know [[Chris and anger|how much good that did]]. About the only authority figure he listened to was [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor; he claimed that he had no need for psychotherapy because his pastor is better at helping him than anyone with, you know, years of training and experience in helping people with psychiatric problems.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> Chris and Rocky parted ways around [[2011]]. He's shown repeated disregard for the authority of health professionals.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In which Chris acts superior to an experienced Doctor|Mailbag #2]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_4#Chris the close-minded|Mailbag #4]]</ref> It is suspected that, even if Chris received professional help, he would disregard most of it and undermine the therapy.

It seems Chris only acknowledges his personal flaws if they get him pity or to demonstrate that he's beaten them already. Notice how often Chris claims to have won the battle over autism,<ref>Example: [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris is over his autism|Sarah May Chat]]</ref> only to fall back on "I have autism!" as an excuse.<ref>Example: [[Father Call]]</ref> Similarly, he wrote ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]'' to tell them he conquered his noviophobia, only to say later that his fear "came back like a boomerang."<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews8.htm</ref>

Regardless of how blatantly stupid his actions are; regardless of how often trolls ([[BlueSpike|including a thirteen-year-old]] and con artists such as the [[Idea Guys]]) trick him into doing horrible, horrible things; regardless of how any mental health worker worth their salt would pin Chris down like a butterfly to get a chance to crack open his impenetrable shell of fail, Chris will carry on as usual, justifying away everything that would inconvenience him even slightly.

Chris has no problem telling ''other'' people to seek professional help, however. In the [[Mailbag]], he has occasionally responded to his detractors with retorts like [[Chris and hypocrisy|"Go See a Psychiatrist."]]<ref>[[Mailbag_35#Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris|Mailbag #35]]</ref> Funnily enough, were Chris to ever see a psychoanalyst, he or she would probably see this as classic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection Freudian projection].

===[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]===
When Chris attended NGES, there was an incident where he was supposedly restrained or molested, depending on whom you talk to. It has been claimed by Bob that they wanted to send Chris to an "institution." What they meant was likely a place where Chris could see professionals who could work with Chris's problems as opposed to teachers who deal with normal students. What Bob probably thought is he would be sent to a nuthouse. Either way, something that could have done some good in his early development didn't happen.

===[[Mary Lee Walsh]]===
Although not a mental health professional, Walsh has experience at dealing with a large body of students and their individual problems. She has also [http://www.bookfinder.com/dir/i/The_Freshman_Experience-Creating_College_Success_Piedmont_Virginia_Community/0787288381/ written a book on coping with college life]. Despite her advanced knowledge and experience, Chris chose the better path of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing her]] and putting her low on his [[Scale of Respect]].

===Psychiatric Papers===
Following his outburst towards Mary Lee Walsh, Chris was sent to a psychiatrist for evaluation. The resulting papers easily show a number of things, most of which can easily be told by trolls themselves. Another interesting thing is that, despite the encouragement to follow up on this, Chris's parents refuse to on the account of [[Chris and money|insurance problems]].

The documents note that at some point, Chris received psychiatric evaluation at the Center for Learning Potential in Mount Sidney, Virginia (a small town in northeast Augusta County that's 50 miles west of his Ruckersville home). They don't say when this took place, but given the location of the Center, it was likely either during his elementary school years or sometime after the Chandlers moved back to Charlottesville in the summer of 2000.

===Anger management and the shrink===
Following his encounter with Mary Lee Walsh, he was ordered to take anger management classes.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> The only thing that seemed to arise from it were complaints that he had to pay to see a professional, and... Well... He still can't control his anger. There's very little information about his anger management classes, as it occurred in the pre-[[ED]] days, and is only mentioned in a few old documents of Chris's that have surfaced. He's never really talked about it since, and it's never come up in comics or videos.

===Rocky Shoemaker===
Religious institutions are fond of providing spiritual counseling services to all members of their congregations, sometimes unwisely as a method of hammering them with doctrine to solve their problems, sometimes beneficially by giving them a person to talk to for free and referring them to a real professional if necessary. Whether Rocky is generally beneficial or harmful to the people who come to see her is uncertain, but she [http://cof-umc.org/blog/?p=3 is certainly admired for her past work]. What remains certain is that she was not the best solution for Chris because...
#She is not a licensed counselor and as such unable to offer professional advice.
#He barely listened to '''anything''' she says anyway.
#She was not qualified, much less experienced in advising a mentally disturbed individual such as Chris
#When he listened, he misconstrued everything she said, accepting advice he liked and ignoring advice he didn't like. She told him about his past habits being unacceptable, but Chris remained as determined as ever to be a total idiot. Although she put a stop to trolling plans, [[Fridays After Five|his behavior remained the same]]. She also told him it would be a good idea to stop posting videos on YouTube, since they only feed the trolls. [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|That hasn't]] [[100 2178|really worked]] [[100 2188|out now]], [[100 2189|has it]]?
#Chris doesn't want help regardless, only validation.

About the only thing that he took away from their sessions is that [[Chris_and_sex#Moral_basis_on_sex_and_double_standards|he can fuck someone before they are married]].

[[Image:CWC Joker.jpg|thumb|left|What do you get [[Dimensional Merge|when you cross]] a [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally-ill]] [[Chris and socialization|loner]] with [[CWCville|a society]] [[Kick the Autistic|that abandons him and treats him like trash]]? [[26 December 2014|You get what]] [[100 2267|you fucking deserve]]!]]

===Relationship Management Classes===
Chris mentioned in a [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|video]] from October 2009 and told [[Kacey]] in [[Kacey_Call_22|a phone call]] in September 2009 that he had been taking some relationship management classes. Undoubtedly, Chris felt that he had found some form of real life [[Dating education|date ed]]. In reality, Chris came upon a class meant for couples who wanted to ''manage their already established relationships'' as opposed to finding out how to get into one.

===White knights and trolls===
It doesn't take a lot of effort for anyone to see that Chris has virtually no common sense. Likewise, common sense being rather common, [[white knight|white knights]] and trolls alike are often quick to point out that most of what Chris does is stupid/insane/socially abnormal. To put it bluntly, he doesn't get it. As a result, many trolls have become armchair psychologists pondering why exactly he doesn't get it. It doesn't matter what they come up with, the result is always that Chris doesn't listen to anyone if he doesn't want to. Some white knights like [[Vivian Gee]] and [[Eschcal]] have gotten so fed up with Chris's adamant refusal to improve himself or heed advice that they turned troll or ween instead.

===Court-mandated therapy from 2011 assault-and-battery case===
The conditions of Chris's plea bargain in [[July 2012]] required him to undergo psychiatric treatment and evaluation, but it seems to have had little effect.

===Court-mandated therapy from 2014 pepper spray case===
Chris makes mention of therapy in his video [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]] and it was also reported by observers viewing his July 23 court hearing. The mental health group he attended was On Our Own of Charlottesville.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/activity/926374040790409</ref>

===Gender psychologist===
During 2016, Chris met with a gender psychologist who affirmed to him that he is [[transgender]].<ref>Chris changed the gender marker on his driver's license to identify him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional vouch the patient is in gender transition on this form. Also mentioned by Chris in a [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] page</ref>

===Transgender support group===
In [[September 2017]], Chris mentioned to an interview that he had found a local support group for [[transgender]] people in [[Charlottesville]] and was meeting once a month.<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)#Therapy (1:08:36-1:09:56)]]</ref>

===Court-mandated therapy from 2018 mall trespass case===
Chris was directed to the [[Therapeutic Docket]] program and required to meet with a psychiatrist and therapy group between [[July 2018]] and [[April 2019]]. However, he failed to benefit from the resources, instead retreating further to his imaginary world and the bad actors validating his beliefs.

===DR Wolf===
Chris acted out a therapy session with fictional [[MLP|Brony]] character [[DRWolf]] in the February 2019 video [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]].

===Western State Hospital===
On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was transferred from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Western State Hospital]]. While details were initially scarce, Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent there to make him sufficiently competent to stand trial.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref>

Notably, the day before Chris returned to jail, staff members pinned him to the floor, which reminded him of a similar incident at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He has gone on record to state that if they aren't wiped out by the [[Dimensional Merge]], he would sue the mental hospital in retribution.

Later on, Chris claimed that Western State Hospital was expected to place him in a group home but instead sent him back to jail, allegedly to "free up a room". Once again, he accused hospital staff of being "Abusive As Fuck" and "arrogantly shit-minded with their patients".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref> Whether or not any of this is true, given [[List of Chris's lies|Chris is a known liar]], has yet to be proven.

===Gateway Homes===
{{Incomplete}}

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==See also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Autism papers]]
* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
* [[Dreams]]

===CWCki user essays===
These essays speculate about Chris's undiagnosed problems.

* [[User:Hayate666/narcissism]]
* [[User:Ronichu/Babble#Conspiracy Theories]]
* [[User:SandwichSonichu/Defense mechanisms]]

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Chris and mental healthcare

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{{Dated|gender dysphoria, HRT/valium in meds section and the effect jail has had on him}}

{{quote|My CURRENT [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] can help me a LOT better than any "professional" because [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] supports them as well.|Chris, in 2008<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am only going to say this Once for those who may think me as delusional, crazy or shit like that. [[Chris and reality|I am Not delusional, crazy, or anything of the sort]].

I have my own magic powers that I am still learning about for myself from my [[Polyamorous marriage|family]] and [[Idea Guys|allies]].

I’ve already talked with psychiatrists and therapists years ago, so any new such meetings would be a very moot point.|Chris, 2018<ref name=notdelusional>[[July 2018 social media posts#Chris insists he isn't delusional, refuses to see a psychiatrist about it]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|An artist's impression of [[Jail Saga#Transfer|part of Chris's time in jail]], due to [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|erratic behavior caused by mental health issues]].]]

[[Chris]] has a troubled relationship with '''mental health professionals'''; both psychologists and psychiatrists. He claims that he was held down by the school psychologist in grade school while his screams were recorded, and was forced to see a psychologist for anger management classes after being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Chris has refused to see a psychologist of his own volition in the past, opting to see [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor, instead. The sole exception occurred in 2016, when Chris went to a gender psychologist over his [[transgender]] issues. Chris's various run-ins with the [[law]] have resulted in mandated therapy such as the [[Therapeutic Docket]], however, Chris has failed to adjust his behavior from such sessions.

==The problem(s) with Chris==
[[File:Picasso.jpg|thumb|400px|An insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
[[File:AbstractMentalHealth.jpg|thumb|400px|Another insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
===In his own mind===
Chris claims to be [[autism|autistic]], [[Homos|homophobic]] as a genuine phobia,<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]: '''Chris''': "I am a homophobe; I fear them all"</ref> and a victim of [[noviophobia]], a made-up phobia of girls having boyfriends. He also diagnosed himself with [[Wikipedia:Dissociative Identity Disorder|dissociative identity disorder]] in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|the August 30th Captain's Log]], although he later revealed in [[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] that it was "a lie to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]." (Once again, Chris proved that he had no understanding of how serious mental disorders can be. Pretending to be crazy is an odd sort of [[wikipedia:Catch-22 (logic)|Catch-22]].)

It's no secret that Chris has always had a very childish mindset and views growing up as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|some sort of epic, arduous challenge,]] but it wasn't until a [[Kacey Call 10|conversation with Kacey]] that we knew just how serious this was; according to Chris, as a child, he never had any serious idea of what he wanted to be when he grew up (something all healthy children consider at one point or another), nor did the thought of becoming an adult ever truly cross his mind. This implies that Chris may have thought that he would remain a child forever.

Chris also seems to be at a level of incompetence that prevents him from realizing how incompetent he is. A [[Wikipedia:Cornell University|Cornell University]] [http://people.psych.cornell.edu/~dunning/publications/pdf/unskilledandunaware.pdf psychology journal] details this phenomenon:

{{quote|...when people are incompetent in [[Attraction Sign|the strategies they adopt]] to achieve success and [[China|satisfaction]], they suffer a dual burden: Not only do they reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of [[Naïve|the ability to to realize it.]]|A disturbingly accurate account of Chris’s reaction to [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}

===The 2004 survey===
{{Main|Autism}}
The psychiatrist who compiled [[autism papers|a survey]] of Chris's issues following his troubles at PVCC in [[2004]] echoed the diagnosis of autism that Chris received sometime in his youth, and took note of "an obsessional quality to his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend." He also administered a [[Wikipedia:Folstein test|Folstein test]], a brief questionnaire designed to detect cognitive impairment. Chris racked up a perfect score, indicating no problems with his memory or basic information processing abilities. On the [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|Global Assessment of Functioning]], the doctor rated Chris a 70, roughly halfway between an average adult and someone with socially debilitating mental illness.

===Late-onset gender dysphoria===
{{Main|Gender dysphoria}}
{{Incomplete}}

==History of medication==
According to the 2004 psychiatric survey, at some point in his life, Chris was prescribed the antidepressant medication [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]]. It's not clear when he was prescribed the drug, or for what exact reason, but it was likely sometime in his younger days. Since the advent of more sophisticated antidepressant drugs like [[Wikipedia:Prozac|Prozac]] in the late [[1980s]], the use of Imipramine to treat depression and other psychological disorders has grown less and less common.

The same document notes that, as of 2004, Chris had been taking the antidepressant [[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] for four years in order to deal with his stress and anger issues. One of the survey's recommendations was an increase in his daily dose of the drug, but it's not clear how long Chris continued taking it afterward. In [[Mailbag 13#Take Your Prescribed Medicine, Young Man|Mailbag #13]], he explained that he had switched to a different medication in order to avoid some of Paxil's side effects, the ones that "only hit adults." However, in his 11th call with [[Kacey]] Chris said that the drug he switched to from Paxil is Paroxetine.<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> Since Paxil is just one of Paroxetine's several trade names and not a different drug, it seems that Chris is still taking the same medication, only under a different appellation.

Chris didn't specify what side effects Paxil caused him, but his language suggests some sort of a sexual dysfunction. Paxil may have been making it difficult for Chris to [[mass debating|achieve orgasm]]; if his current antidepressant is still Paroxetine (or at least another [[wikipedia:Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor|SSRI]]) then it might explain why it took him around 20 minutes in order to climax when he cybered with [[Julie]].<ref>For examples see the full transcript of [[Bob Walks In]] and [[CWC Cums for a Cat]].</ref>

Another of Paxil's more notable side effects is the potential for [[Obesity|substantial weight gain]], which couldn't have mixed well with Chris's [[McDonald's|diet]] and [[biological clock|sedentary lifestyle]].

In a [[November 2025 social media posts##NoToPaxil|Bluesky thread]] on 14 November 2025, Chris began to question why he had been on Paxil at all, believing it to have exacerbated the symptoms of his autism.

==Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)==
One of the most frustrating elements of Chris is his adamant refusal to take help from any source. In the aftermath of his suspension from PVCC, his evaluators [[Autism papers|repeatedly recommended]] further counseling and psychiatric treatment, but Chris and his parents refused. It seems that [[Borb]] thinks that the world of mental health hasn't evolved past the turn-of-the-century treatment of straitjackets and lobotomies. The only thing close to therapy that Chris has ever had was a compulsory anger management class, and we all know [[Chris and anger|how much good that did]]. About the only authority figure he listened to was [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor; he claimed that he had no need for psychotherapy because his pastor is better at helping him than anyone with, you know, years of training and experience in helping people with psychiatric problems.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> Chris and Rocky parted ways around [[2011]]. He's shown repeated disregard for the authority of health professionals.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In which Chris acts superior to an experienced Doctor|Mailbag #2]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_4#Chris the close-minded|Mailbag #4]]</ref> It is suspected that, even if Chris received professional help, he would disregard most of it and undermine the therapy.

It seems Chris only acknowledges his personal flaws if they get him pity or to demonstrate that he's beaten them already. Notice how often Chris claims to have won the battle over autism,<ref>Example: [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris is over his autism|Sarah May Chat]]</ref> only to fall back on "I have autism!" as an excuse.<ref>Example: [[Father Call]]</ref> Similarly, he wrote ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]'' to tell them he conquered his noviophobia, only to say later that his fear "came back like a boomerang."<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews8.htm</ref>

Regardless of how blatantly stupid his actions are; regardless of how often trolls ([[BlueSpike|including a thirteen-year-old]] and con artists such as the [[Idea Guys]]) trick him into doing horrible, horrible things; regardless of how any mental health worker worth their salt would pin Chris down like a butterfly to get a chance to crack open his impenetrable shell of fail, Chris will carry on as usual, justifying away everything that would inconvenience him even slightly.

Chris has no problem telling ''other'' people to seek professional help, however. In the [[Mailbag]], he has occasionally responded to his detractors with retorts like [[Chris and hypocrisy|"Go See a Psychiatrist."]]<ref>[[Mailbag_35#Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris|Mailbag #35]]</ref> Funnily enough, were Chris to ever see a psychoanalyst, he or she would probably see this as classic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection Freudian projection].

===[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]===
When Chris attended NGES, there was an incident where he was supposedly restrained or molested, depending on whom you talk to. It has been claimed by Bob that they wanted to send Chris to an "institution." What they meant was likely a place where Chris could see professionals who could work with Chris's problems as opposed to teachers who deal with normal students. What Bob probably thought is he would be sent to a nuthouse. Either way, something that could have done some good in his early development didn't happen.

===[[Mary Lee Walsh]]===
Although not a mental health professional, Walsh has experience at dealing with a large body of students and their individual problems. She has also [http://www.bookfinder.com/dir/i/The_Freshman_Experience-Creating_College_Success_Piedmont_Virginia_Community/0787288381/ written a book on coping with college life]. Despite her advanced knowledge and experience, Chris chose the better path of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing her]] and putting her low on his [[Scale of Respect]].

===Psychiatric Papers===
Following his outburst towards Mary Lee Walsh, Chris was sent to a psychiatrist for evaluation. The resulting papers easily show a number of things, most of which can easily be told by trolls themselves. Another interesting thing is that, despite the encouragement to follow up on this, Chris's parents refuse to on the account of [[Chris and money|insurance problems]].

The documents note that at some point, Chris received psychiatric evaluation at the Center for Learning Potential in Mount Sidney, Virginia (a small town in northeast Augusta County that's 50 miles west of his Ruckersville home). They don't say when this took place, but given the location of the Center, it was likely either during his elementary school years or sometime after the Chandlers moved back to Charlottesville in the summer of 2000.

===Anger management and the shrink===
Following his encounter with Mary Lee Walsh, he was ordered to take anger management classes.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> The only thing that seemed to arise from it were complaints that he had to pay to see a professional, and... Well... He still can't control his anger. There's very little information about his anger management classes, as it occurred in the pre-[[ED]] days, and is only mentioned in a few old documents of Chris's that have surfaced. He's never really talked about it since, and it's never come up in comics or videos.

===Rocky Shoemaker===
Religious institutions are fond of providing spiritual counseling services to all members of their congregations, sometimes unwisely as a method of hammering them with doctrine to solve their problems, sometimes beneficially by giving them a person to talk to for free and referring them to a real professional if necessary. Whether Rocky is generally beneficial or harmful to the people who come to see her is uncertain, but she [http://cof-umc.org/blog/?p=3 is certainly admired for her past work]. What remains certain is that she was not the best solution for Chris because...
#She is not a licensed counselor and as such unable to offer professional advice.
#He barely listened to '''anything''' she says anyway.
#She was not qualified, much less experienced in advising a mentally disturbed individual such as Chris
#When he listened, he misconstrued everything she said, accepting advice he liked and ignoring advice he didn't like. She told him about his past habits being unacceptable, but Chris remained as determined as ever to be a total idiot. Although she put a stop to trolling plans, [[Fridays After Five|his behavior remained the same]]. She also told him it would be a good idea to stop posting videos on YouTube, since they only feed the trolls. [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|That hasn't]] [[100 2178|really worked]] [[100 2188|out now]], [[100 2189|has it]]?
#Chris doesn't want help regardless, only validation.

About the only thing that he took away from their sessions is that [[Chris_and_sex#Moral_basis_on_sex_and_double_standards|he can fuck someone before they are married]].

[[Image:CWC Joker.jpg|thumb|left|What do you get [[Dimensional Merge|when you cross]] a [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally-ill]] [[Chris and socialization|loner]] with [[CWCville|a society]] [[Kick the Autistic|that abandons him and treats him like trash]]? [[26 December 2014|You get what]] [[100 2267|you fucking deserve]]!]]

===Relationship Management Classes===
Chris mentioned in a [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|video]] from October 2009 and told [[Kacey]] in [[Kacey_Call_22|a phone call]] in September 2009 that he had been taking some relationship management classes. Undoubtedly, Chris felt that he had found some form of real life [[Dating education|date ed]]. In reality, Chris came upon a class meant for couples who wanted to ''manage their already established relationships'' as opposed to finding out how to get into one.

===White knights and trolls===
It doesn't take a lot of effort for anyone to see that Chris has virtually no common sense. Likewise, common sense being rather common, [[white knight|white knights]] and trolls alike are often quick to point out that most of what Chris does is stupid/insane/socially abnormal. To put it bluntly, he doesn't get it. As a result, many trolls have become armchair psychologists pondering why exactly he doesn't get it. It doesn't matter what they come up with, the result is always that Chris doesn't listen to anyone if he doesn't want to. Some white knights like [[Vivian Gee]] and [[Eschcal]] have gotten so fed up with Chris's adamant refusal to improve himself or heed advice that they turned troll or ween instead.

===Court-mandated therapy from 2011 assault-and-battery case===
The conditions of Chris's plea bargain in [[July 2012]] required him to undergo psychiatric treatment and evaluation, but it seems to have had little effect.

===Court-mandated therapy from 2014 pepper spray case===
Chris makes mention of therapy in his video [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]] and it was also reported by observers viewing his July 23 court hearing. The mental health group he attended was On Our Own of Charlottesville.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/activity/926374040790409</ref>

===Gender psychologist===
During 2016, Chris met with a gender psychologist who affirmed to him that he is [[transgender]].<ref>Chris changed the gender marker on his driver's license to identify him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional vouch the patient is in gender transition on this form. Also mentioned by Chris in a [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] page</ref>

===Transgender support group===
In [[September 2017]], Chris mentioned to an interview that he had found a local support group for [[transgender]] people in [[Charlottesville]] and was meeting once a month.<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)#Therapy (1:08:36-1:09:56)]]</ref>

===Court-mandated therapy from 2018 mall trespass case===
Chris was directed to the [[Therapeutic Docket]] program and required to meet with a psychiatrist and therapy group between [[July 2018]] and [[April 2019]]. However, he failed to benefit from the resources, instead retreating further to his imaginary world and the bad actors validating his beliefs.

===DR Wolf===
Chris acted out a therapy session with fictional [[MLP|Brony]] character [[DRWolf]] in the February 2019 video [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]].

===Western State Hospital===
On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was transferred from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Western State Hospital]]. While details were initially scarce, Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent there to make him sufficiently competent to stand trial.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref>

Notably, the day before Chris returned to jail, staff members pinned him to the floor, which reminded him of a similar incident at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He has gone on record to state that if they aren't wiped out by the [[Dimensional Merge]], he would sue the mental hospital in retribution.

Later on, Chris claimed that Western State Hospital was expected to place him in a group home but instead sent him back to jail, allegedly to "free up a room". Once again, he accused hospital staff of being "Abusive As Fuck" and "arrogantly shit-minded with their patients".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref> Whether or not any of this is true, given [[List of Chris's lies|Chris is a known liar]], has yet to be proven.

===Gateway Homes===
{{Incomplete}}

{{references}}

==See also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Autism papers]]
* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
* [[Dreams]]

===CWCki user essays===
These essays speculate about Chris's undiagnosed problems.

* [[User:Hayate666/narcissism]]
* [[User:Ronichu/Babble#Conspiracy Theories]]
* [[User:SandwichSonichu/Defense mechanisms]]

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Chris and mental healthcare

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FokkerTISM: /* History of medication */

{{Dated|gender dysphoria, HRT/valium in meds section and the effect jail has had on him}}

{{quote|My CURRENT [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]] can help me a LOT better than any "professional" because [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] supports them as well.|Chris, in 2008<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref>}}

{{quote|I am only going to say this Once for those who may think me as delusional, crazy or shit like that. [[Chris and reality|I am Not delusional, crazy, or anything of the sort]].

I have my own magic powers that I am still learning about for myself from my [[Polyamorous marriage|family]] and [[Idea Guys|allies]].

I’ve already talked with psychiatrists and therapists years ago, so any new such meetings would be a very moot point.|Chris, 2018<ref name=notdelusional>[[July 2018 social media posts#Chris insists he isn't delusional, refuses to see a psychiatrist about it]]</ref>.}}

[[File:Cwcpaddedcell credit Un Platano.jpg|right|thumb|An artist's impression of [[Jail Saga#Transfer|part of Chris's time in jail]], due to [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|erratic behavior caused by mental health issues]].]]

[[Chris]] has a troubled relationship with '''mental health professionals'''; both psychologists and psychiatrists. He claims that he was held down by the school psychologist in grade school while his screams were recorded, and was forced to see a psychologist for anger management classes after being kicked out of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]. Chris has refused to see a psychologist of his own volition in the past, opting to see [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor, instead. The sole exception occurred in 2016, when Chris went to a gender psychologist over his [[transgender]] issues. Chris's various run-ins with the [[law]] have resulted in mandated therapy such as the [[Therapeutic Docket]], however, Chris has failed to adjust his behavior from such sessions.

==The problem(s) with Chris==
[[File:Picasso.jpg|thumb|400px|An insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
[[File:AbstractMentalHealth.jpg|thumb|400px|Another insight into Chris's tortured psyche.]]
===In his own mind===
Chris claims to be [[autism|autistic]], [[Homos|homophobic]] as a genuine phobia,<ref>[[Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007#Chris is angry about Megan kissing her friend, then pities himself|Megan emails, Aug-Dec 2007]]: '''Chris''': "I am a homophobe; I fear them all"</ref> and a victim of [[noviophobia]], a made-up phobia of girls having boyfriends. He also diagnosed himself with [[Wikipedia:Dissociative Identity Disorder|dissociative identity disorder]] in [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 30th, 2009|the August 30th Captain's Log]], although he later revealed in [[Mailbag 4|Mailbag #4]] that it was "a lie to momentarily derail the [[trolls]]." (Once again, Chris proved that he had no understanding of how serious mental disorders can be. Pretending to be crazy is an odd sort of [[wikipedia:Catch-22 (logic)|Catch-22]].)

It's no secret that Chris has always had a very childish mindset and views growing up as [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles|some sort of epic, arduous challenge,]] but it wasn't until a [[Kacey Call 10|conversation with Kacey]] that we knew just how serious this was; according to Chris, as a child, he never had any serious idea of what he wanted to be when he grew up (something all healthy children consider at one point or another), nor did the thought of becoming an adult ever truly cross his mind. This implies that Chris may have thought that he would remain a child forever.

Chris also seems to be at a level of incompetence that prevents him from realizing how incompetent he is. A [[Wikipedia:Cornell University|Cornell University]] [http://people.psych.cornell.edu/~dunning/publications/pdf/unskilledandunaware.pdf psychology journal] details this phenomenon:

{{quote|...when people are incompetent in [[Attraction Sign|the strategies they adopt]] to achieve success and [[China|satisfaction]], they suffer a dual burden: Not only do they reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of [[Naïve|the ability to to realize it.]]|A disturbingly accurate account of Chris’s reaction to [[Chris and reality|reality]]}}

===The 2004 survey===
{{Main|Autism}}
The psychiatrist who compiled [[autism papers|a survey]] of Chris's issues following his troubles at PVCC in [[2004]] echoed the diagnosis of autism that Chris received sometime in his youth, and took note of "an obsessional quality to his preoccupation with finding a girlfriend." He also administered a [[Wikipedia:Folstein test|Folstein test]], a brief questionnaire designed to detect cognitive impairment. Chris racked up a perfect score, indicating no problems with his memory or basic information processing abilities. On the [[Wikipedia:Global Assessment of Functioning|Global Assessment of Functioning]], the doctor rated Chris a 70, roughly halfway between an average adult and someone with socially debilitating mental illness.

===Late-onset gender dysphoria===
{{Main|Gender dysphoria}}
{{Incomplete}}

==History of medication==
In 1989, Chris was prescribed the antidepressant medication [[Wikipedia:Imipramine|Imipramine]] for anxiety. Since the advent of more sophisticated antidepressant drugs like [[Wikipedia:Prozac|Prozac]] in the late [[1980s]], the use of Imipramine to treat depression and other psychological disorders has grown less and less common.

The same document notes that, as of 2004, Chris had been taking the antidepressant [[Wikipedia:Paxil|Paxil]] for four years in order to deal with his stress and anger issues. One of the survey's recommendations was an increase in his daily dose of the drug, but it's not clear how long Chris continued taking it afterward. In [[Mailbag 13#Take Your Prescribed Medicine, Young Man|Mailbag #13]], he explained that he had switched to a different medication in order to avoid some of Paxil's side effects, the ones that "only hit adults." However, in his 11th call with [[Kacey]] Chris said that the drug he switched to from Paxil is Paroxetine.<ref>[[Kacey Call 11]]</ref> Since Paxil is just one of Paroxetine's several trade names and not a different drug, it seems that Chris is still taking the same medication, only under a different appellation.

Chris didn't specify what side effects Paxil caused him, but his language suggests some sort of a sexual dysfunction. Paxil may have been making it difficult for Chris to [[mass debating|achieve orgasm]]; if his current antidepressant is still Paroxetine (or at least another [[wikipedia:Selective serotonin reuptake inhibitor|SSRI]]) then it might explain why it took him around 20 minutes in order to climax when he cybered with [[Julie]].<ref>For examples see the full transcript of [[Bob Walks In]] and [[CWC Cums for a Cat]].</ref>

Another of Paxil's more notable side effects is the potential for [[Obesity|substantial weight gain]], which couldn't have mixed well with Chris's [[McDonald's|diet]] and [[biological clock|sedentary lifestyle]].

In a [[November 2025 social media posts##NoToPaxil|Bluesky thread]] on 14 November 2025, Chris began to question why he had been on Paxil at all, believing it to have exacerbated the symptoms of his autism, also revealing when he was prescribed.

==Past instances of professional help (or lack thereof)==
One of the most frustrating elements of Chris is his adamant refusal to take help from any source. In the aftermath of his suspension from PVCC, his evaluators [[Autism papers|repeatedly recommended]] further counseling and psychiatric treatment, but Chris and his parents refused. It seems that [[Borb]] thinks that the world of mental health hasn't evolved past the turn-of-the-century treatment of straitjackets and lobotomies. The only thing close to therapy that Chris has ever had was a compulsory anger management class, and we all know [[Chris and anger|how much good that did]]. About the only authority figure he listened to was [[Rocky Shoemaker]], his pastoral counselor; he claimed that he had no need for psychotherapy because his pastor is better at helping him than anyone with, you know, years of training and experience in helping people with psychiatric problems.<ref>[[Mumble 3]]</ref> Chris and Rocky parted ways around [[2011]]. He's shown repeated disregard for the authority of health professionals.<ref>[[Mailbag_2#In which Chris acts superior to an experienced Doctor|Mailbag #2]]</ref><ref>[[Mailbag_4#Chris the close-minded|Mailbag #4]]</ref> It is suspected that, even if Chris received professional help, he would disregard most of it and undermine the therapy.

It seems Chris only acknowledges his personal flaws if they get him pity or to demonstrate that he's beaten them already. Notice how often Chris claims to have won the battle over autism,<ref>Example: [[Sarah Reveals Herself#Chris is over his autism|Sarah May Chat]]</ref> only to fall back on "I have autism!" as an excuse.<ref>Example: [[Father Call]]</ref> Similarly, he wrote ''[[Nintendo Power Magazine]]'' to tell them he conquered his noviophobia, only to say later that his fear "came back like a boomerang."<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville/SchusNews8.htm</ref>

Regardless of how blatantly stupid his actions are; regardless of how often trolls ([[BlueSpike|including a thirteen-year-old]] and con artists such as the [[Idea Guys]]) trick him into doing horrible, horrible things; regardless of how any mental health worker worth their salt would pin Chris down like a butterfly to get a chance to crack open his impenetrable shell of fail, Chris will carry on as usual, justifying away everything that would inconvenience him even slightly.

Chris has no problem telling ''other'' people to seek professional help, however. In the [[Mailbag]], he has occasionally responded to his detractors with retorts like [[Chris and hypocrisy|"Go See a Psychiatrist."]]<ref>[[Mailbag_35#Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris|Mailbag #35]]</ref> Funnily enough, were Chris to ever see a psychoanalyst, he or she would probably see this as classic [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_projection Freudian projection].

===[[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]]===
When Chris attended NGES, there was an incident where he was supposedly restrained or molested, depending on whom you talk to. It has been claimed by Bob that they wanted to send Chris to an "institution." What they meant was likely a place where Chris could see professionals who could work with Chris's problems as opposed to teachers who deal with normal students. What Bob probably thought is he would be sent to a nuthouse. Either way, something that could have done some good in his early development didn't happen.

===[[Mary Lee Walsh]]===
Although not a mental health professional, Walsh has experience at dealing with a large body of students and their individual problems. She has also [http://www.bookfinder.com/dir/i/The_Freshman_Experience-Creating_College_Success_Piedmont_Virginia_Community/0787288381/ written a book on coping with college life]. Despite her advanced knowledge and experience, Chris chose the better path of [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursing her]] and putting her low on his [[Scale of Respect]].

===Psychiatric Papers===
Following his outburst towards Mary Lee Walsh, Chris was sent to a psychiatrist for evaluation. The resulting papers easily show a number of things, most of which can easily be told by trolls themselves. Another interesting thing is that, despite the encouragement to follow up on this, Chris's parents refuse to on the account of [[Chris and money|insurance problems]].

The documents note that at some point, Chris received psychiatric evaluation at the Center for Learning Potential in Mount Sidney, Virginia (a small town in northeast Augusta County that's 50 miles west of his Ruckersville home). They don't say when this took place, but given the location of the Center, it was likely either during his elementary school years or sometime after the Chandlers moved back to Charlottesville in the summer of 2000.

===Anger management and the shrink===
Following his encounter with Mary Lee Walsh, he was ordered to take anger management classes.<ref>[[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile#Enter the Wicked Witch of the Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens]]</ref> The only thing that seemed to arise from it were complaints that he had to pay to see a professional, and... Well... He still can't control his anger. There's very little information about his anger management classes, as it occurred in the pre-[[ED]] days, and is only mentioned in a few old documents of Chris's that have surfaced. He's never really talked about it since, and it's never come up in comics or videos.

===Rocky Shoemaker===
Religious institutions are fond of providing spiritual counseling services to all members of their congregations, sometimes unwisely as a method of hammering them with doctrine to solve their problems, sometimes beneficially by giving them a person to talk to for free and referring them to a real professional if necessary. Whether Rocky is generally beneficial or harmful to the people who come to see her is uncertain, but she [http://cof-umc.org/blog/?p=3 is certainly admired for her past work]. What remains certain is that she was not the best solution for Chris because...
#She is not a licensed counselor and as such unable to offer professional advice.
#He barely listened to '''anything''' she says anyway.
#She was not qualified, much less experienced in advising a mentally disturbed individual such as Chris
#When he listened, he misconstrued everything she said, accepting advice he liked and ignoring advice he didn't like. She told him about his past habits being unacceptable, but Chris remained as determined as ever to be a total idiot. Although she put a stop to trolling plans, [[Fridays After Five|his behavior remained the same]]. She also told him it would be a good idea to stop posting videos on YouTube, since they only feed the trolls. [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|That hasn't]] [[100 2178|really worked]] [[100 2188|out now]], [[100 2189|has it]]?
#Chris doesn't want help regardless, only validation.

About the only thing that he took away from their sessions is that [[Chris_and_sex#Moral_basis_on_sex_and_double_standards|he can fuck someone before they are married]].

[[Image:CWC Joker.jpg|thumb|left|What do you get [[Dimensional Merge|when you cross]] a [[Slow-in-the-minds|mentally-ill]] [[Chris and socialization|loner]] with [[CWCville|a society]] [[Kick the Autistic|that abandons him and treats him like trash]]? [[26 December 2014|You get what]] [[100 2267|you fucking deserve]]!]]

===Relationship Management Classes===
Chris mentioned in a [[Addressing_Liquid#Video|video]] from October 2009 and told [[Kacey]] in [[Kacey_Call_22|a phone call]] in September 2009 that he had been taking some relationship management classes. Undoubtedly, Chris felt that he had found some form of real life [[Dating education|date ed]]. In reality, Chris came upon a class meant for couples who wanted to ''manage their already established relationships'' as opposed to finding out how to get into one.

===White knights and trolls===
It doesn't take a lot of effort for anyone to see that Chris has virtually no common sense. Likewise, common sense being rather common, [[white knight|white knights]] and trolls alike are often quick to point out that most of what Chris does is stupid/insane/socially abnormal. To put it bluntly, he doesn't get it. As a result, many trolls have become armchair psychologists pondering why exactly he doesn't get it. It doesn't matter what they come up with, the result is always that Chris doesn't listen to anyone if he doesn't want to. Some white knights like [[Vivian Gee]] and [[Eschcal]] have gotten so fed up with Chris's adamant refusal to improve himself or heed advice that they turned troll or ween instead.

===Court-mandated therapy from 2011 assault-and-battery case===
The conditions of Chris's plea bargain in [[July 2012]] required him to undergo psychiatric treatment and evaluation, but it seems to have had little effect.

===Court-mandated therapy from 2014 pepper spray case===
Chris makes mention of therapy in his video [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]] and it was also reported by observers viewing his July 23 court hearing. The mental health group he attended was On Our Own of Charlottesville.<ref>https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/activity/926374040790409</ref>

===Gender psychologist===
During 2016, Chris met with a gender psychologist who affirmed to him that he is [[transgender]].<ref>Chris changed the gender marker on his driver's license to identify him as female in 2016. The procedure to do this in Virginia is to have a professional vouch the patient is in gender transition on this form. Also mentioned by Chris in a [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]] page</ref>

===Transgender support group===
In [[September 2017]], Chris mentioned to an interview that he had found a local support group for [[transgender]] people in [[Charlottesville]] and was meeting once a month.<ref>[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)#Therapy (1:08:36-1:09:56)]]</ref>

===Court-mandated therapy from 2018 mall trespass case===
Chris was directed to the [[Therapeutic Docket]] program and required to meet with a psychiatrist and therapy group between [[July 2018]] and [[April 2019]]. However, he failed to benefit from the resources, instead retreating further to his imaginary world and the bad actors validating his beliefs.

===DR Wolf===
Chris acted out a therapy session with fictional [[MLP|Brony]] character [[DRWolf]] in the February 2019 video [[A Moment With Dr Wolf Chris Chan and Greater Struggles]].

===Western State Hospital===
On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was transferred from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Western State Hospital]]. While details were initially scarce, Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent there to make him sufficiently competent to stand trial.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022]]</ref>

Notably, the day before Chris returned to jail, staff members pinned him to the floor, which reminded him of a similar incident at [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School]].<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He has gone on record to state that if they aren't wiped out by the [[Dimensional Merge]], he would sue the mental hospital in retribution.

Later on, Chris claimed that Western State Hospital was expected to place him in a group home but instead sent him back to jail, allegedly to "free up a room". Once again, he accused hospital staff of being "Abusive As Fuck" and "arrogantly shit-minded with their patients".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref> Whether or not any of this is true, given [[List of Chris's lies|Chris is a known liar]], has yet to be proven.

===Gateway Homes===
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{{references}}

==See also==
* [[Autism]]
* [[Autism papers]]
* [[Asperger's syndrome]]
* [[Dreams]]

===CWCki user essays===
These essays speculate about Chris's undiagnosed problems.

* [[User:Hayate666/narcissism]]
* [[User:Ronichu/Babble#Conspiracy Theories]]
* [[User:SandwichSonichu/Defense mechanisms]]

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Lost Media

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{{Honest}}
{{Quote|Since the passage of time has destroyed Sappho and her works, her lyre and songs, I will set other lines before you as examples.|Tzetzes, On the Metres of Pindar, 20-22}}

'''Lost media''' refers to media that once existed but has been lost or destroyed or media that has never been released publicly.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_media</ref> This article aims to document the following kinds of lost media:

* Media made by or featuring Chris which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary.
* Media made by or featuring Chris which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* Media made by trolls that Chris has responded to or acknowledged which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary or which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* [[Relics of Fail]] whose current whereabouts are unknown or were destroyed (excluding those that Chris is known to have sold to fans).

Because of the broad scope of the article, it is unlikely to ever be complete. Of course, some lost media is of greater interest to Christorians than other lost media.

==Pre-internet discovery Lost Media==
===Autism papers===
{{See also|Autism papers}}

The [[Autism papers]] were a series of papers detailing the mental state of [[Chris]] and to what extent he has [[autism]]. Most of these papers appeared to have been destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] as none of them have appeared since. Even if not destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], the hoard that is [[14 Branchland Court]] makes finding these papers next to impossible, making these papers almost certainly lost. However, one paper from [[2004]] survives as it was e-mailed to [[Kacey]] by [[Chris]] who passed it on to [[Liquid Chris]] who then distributed the paper online in [[November 2009]].

===Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) (Master Copy)===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)}}

An extended edition of Chris's 2007 homemade DVD allegedly featuring over six hours of original content. Chris offered to share it with [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] in their emails. It was given to [[Joseph Draft]] in 2019 during planning for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===CWC's Diary===
{{See also|CWC's Diary}}

[[CWC's Diary]] refers to a series of entries published between 2004-2005 in a diary format. It is unknown if these entries came from a physical diary or from Chris's blogs on [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]. It must be remembered that the entries available are the ones Chris made public on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that the diary in its entirety has not been found. With Chris's [[MySpace]] being deleted in mid-2008 and a physical diary not emerging [[CWC's Diary]] in its entirety is lost.

===CWC's Pokésite 1===
{{See also|CWC's Pokésite 1}}

[[CWC's Pokésite 1]], originally known as CWC's Pokésite, was Chris's first website launched between 25 April and 3 July 1999. Chris appears to have abandoned the site in late July as on 22 July [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] was launched. The content of [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] is lost as the site is no longer up and the archive of the site only has three pages with the rest not working.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606031644/http://homes.acmecity.com/games/demo/190/GameShark.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606110946/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/GameShark2.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606132641/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/junglecards.html</ref> Also, the site guestbook is still available.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20001021022214/neptune.guestworld.lycos.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Starytime</ref> A Spanish version of the site also existed, however, the site is down and it was never archived making this lost as well.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20010801000000*/http://games.acmecity.com/demo/190/Espanol.html</ref>

===How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi" (For the Very Shy Man)===
{{See also|User:RachmaninovDESU/How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi"}}

The work is a pamphlet created by [[Chris]] on how to attract women. The date of creation is unknown however as Chris uses the pseudonym "Reldnahc Netso' Naitsirhc" a misspelling of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] which was created on 24 [[March 2005]] it is likely that the pamphlet was created sometime after though a terminus ante quem has not been established. While the front cover exists the rest of the pamphlet has not emerged either because it does not exist or because it is lost.

===Report cards===
{{See also|Honor roll}}

The report cards are a series of papers from Chris's education detailing his grades and academic progress. There has been no mention of these documents since the [[2014 house fire]], likely being destroyed and thereby lost. Even if not destroyed [[Chris]], claimed before the house fire in [[2009]] within [[Mailbag 19]] that he could not access the documents.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_19#We_cannot_see_Chris.27s_report_cards</ref> Considering how cluttered [[14 Branchland Court]] is and [[Chris]] not having access to the documents, to begin with, it is unlikely that the documents can be found, making them lost if they have not been destroyed. However, Chris's grades can be seen in the assignments that have survived in the [[Manchester High Leaks]], so Chris's grades are not entirely lost.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes (items)===
{{See also|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

The [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a contest held in 1993 in which the person who wrote down every "Sonic Sez" segment and sent it in would get the chance to win certain prizes, with the biggest prize being a $1,000 shopping spree at {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}}.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o</ref> Chris won this contest in 1994 and got the $1,000 shopping spree; however, only five items have been known to be purchased:

* ''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
* ''Sonic CD'' (unknown price)
* ''Sonic Spinball'' ($49.99)
* "Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') (unknown price)
* "Power Rangers Megazord" (unknown price. Estimate $29.99)

It is unknown what other items Chris bought with the remaining $857.04 (not including the prices of ''Sonic CD'' and the ''Star Trek'' game) and are thereby lost. Furthermore, as revealed in a 21 June 2021 message on [[The Place]] Discord server,<ref>[[The Place chats (June 2021)#Warhol Book Stress and Hoarding]]</ref> only ''Sonic CD'' was still in Chris's possession at that point, with the rest either having perished in the fire or sold off.

===The First PS3 Attempt===
As the title suggests, this is presumably Chris's first attempt at his [[Pixelated PS3]] video. It was included in the "Director's Cut" of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] as an exclusive feature. According to the Director's Cut cover, it was filmed on 18 November [[2006]], the same date as the final take of the video. However, the regular DVD cover says that the Pixelated PS3 video was filmed on 28 November, so it may have been filmed on that date instead. Although the Director's Cut was obtained by [[Catherine]] and other material from it was leaked to the Internet, this video has never surfaced, possibly because it was just too uninteresting.

==Post-internet discovery Lost Media==
===10242009 (Gregg Mays' video)===
{{See also|10242009}}

[[10242009]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[October 2009]] in which he responds to [[Clyde Cash#Gregg_Mays|Gregg Mays]]. While this video is available, a video made by Gregg related to 10242009 was set to private. Gregg's video has not been found since and is considered to be lost.

===Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke (Mao's response)===
{{See also|Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke}}

[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 17 [[January 2010]] in which he reads and reviews [[Asperchu]]. While this video is available, [[Mao]]'s response video released on the same day was made private. The video has not been found since then; Mao's response is currently considered to be lost.

===CatKnight Interview 5===
{{See also|CatKnight Interview 5}}

On 28 March 2016, Sir [[Arthur Spatchcock]], also known as '''CatKnight''' and '''Master Disaster''', conducted an interview with Chris on lets-plays. The footage and audio of this interview have been lost though; the transcript is intact.

===Chris Chan VS. The Internet===
{{See also|Chris Chan VS. The Internet}}

[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] was a documentary made by Joseph Draft first announced on Kickstarter on 4 [[April 2019]]. The documentary includes interviews with Chris, [[Barbara]], and [[Megan Schroeder]] as well as candid footage of Chris going about his life. However, due to various alleged factors,<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> the documentary has not surfaced and the hard drive containing the documentary has allegedly been destroyed, making this documentary lost. However, the trailer, opening, and other two fragments are available.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uEMpBxFu0</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98sXo70dAWs</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znnWao2FJbQ</ref>

===Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (second accidental stream)===
{{See also|March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)}}

This video was the latter of the two accidentally started livestream recordings, which consisted of Chris singing the same song as the last time, before realising he pressed the stream button instead of recording it. While the first one has been saved, the latter was deleted far too soon for anyone to download it, making it forever lost.

===CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)===
{{See also|CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)}}

paintingatree was Chris's [[CWCki Forums]] account. However the posts preserved under this account come from the second account made in early 2013 as Chris's first account, also called paintingatree, was made sometime in 2012. However none of the posts Chris made in 2012 have been archived making them lost.

===DooDoo fard2874 pictures===
{{See also|Post-jail sightings (2023)}}

On 9 September 2023 Discord user DooDoo fard2874 chased down Chris in a Sheetz convenience store somewhere in Virginia. DooDoo fard2874 posted four images and a video of this event which shows Chris's Chevrolet Aveo driving however a picture of Chris reportedly was taken though it has not emerged and is currently lost.

===Dillin Thomas DMs===
{{See also|Dillin Thomas DMs}}

[[Dillin Thomas]] is a former [[Christuber]] who eventually closed his YouTube channel. With the closure was the loss of material such as DMs from Chris. Two DMs are known with the former, leaked on 23 [[December 2019]], only having one quote from Chris preserved with the rest of their communication being lost.

===eBay Purchases and Listings (2001-2008)===
Chris has been using eBay since all the way back in [[2001]]. While this wiki has archived most of Chris's eBay listings (and purchases) from 2008 onward, the same can't be said for his previous ones prior to that year. There have been a few records of his purchases from that era, but not a whole lot, and especially nothing of his potential listings. Chris's bans and suspensions from eBay, as well as potentially using sockpuppets, also make archiving these difficult, so it's possible these bits of info are lost.

===Helena DMs===
{{See also|Helena DMs}}

Between 15-21, [[June 2021]] Helena Fiorenza and Chris contacted each other through Twitter. However, the conversation that is available only shows the end of their communications and not the previous messages making the DM in its entirety lost.

===Jackie's Father Call===
{{See also|Jackie}}

In an email sent from [[Jackie]] to [[Chris]] at 1:36 PM on 16 [[July 2011]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_30</ref>, [[Jackie]] revealed that the day before Jackie's father who was drunk at the time got into a call with [[Chris]]. It is unknown if the call was recorded, and even if it was, no audio nor transcript of the call has been released, making this call lost.

===Julie Reveals Herself (Video)===
{{See also|Julie Reveals Herself}}

[[Julie Reveals Herself]] is a [[Mumble]] chat between [[Bluespike]] and [[Chris]] on 3 [[March 2009]] which involves shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum and [[Julie]] revealing herself to be a boy. While the audio of the chat exists, the video that accompanied it, which includes footage of Chris shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum, is lost. It's worth noting that Chris claimed he didn't record himself doing so, so it's possible a video recording never existed to begin with (and given the rest of the trolls were disgusted at what was going on, it's possibly unlikely they didn't have a recording of it either).

===Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba (original)===
{{See also|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba}}

Chris uploaded the video in [[January 2024]] but then removed it later in the month and uploaded another copy. Only the Raw Captions generated by YouTube were archived of the original video.

===MKRs Bloody Chunks Leaks===
{{see also|Chats leaked by MKRs Bloody Chunks}}
On 27 January 2020, a Kiwi Farms account under the name '''MKRs Bloody Chunks''' leaked a set of messages and audio files from The Place and Arbitarch CWC Alliance servers. These were only partially archived on the CWCki however. As of April 2025, the majority of these contents have been lost, as many of the links from the original post are now broken.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=52454|post=5926848}}</ref>

===My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey (Kacey's Part)===
{{See also|My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey}}

On 31 [[October 2009]] Chris made a video singing the male part of the lyrics to the song "A Whole New World", in response to [[Kacey]] uploading a video singing the female part of the same song. While Chris's video is available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv3znHKues</ref>, Kacey's video has been taken down by YouTube and is currently lost.

===No More Jokes (Clyde's response)===
{{See also|No More Jokes}}

[[No More Jokes]] was a video by [[Chris]] released on 5 [[November 2009]] in which he reveals the real identity of [[Clyde Cash]]. While both the SFW and NSFW versions of the video exist, Clyde's response to the video is currently lost.

===PS3 Tutorial for my fans (full video)===
{{See also|PS3 Tutorial for my fans}}

On 24 [[February 2010]] the [[Magical Man]] uploaded a video in which he filmed Chris giving a tutorial on how to use a [[PS3]]. The video starts mid-sentence and ends abruptly showing that there was more footage than was released. The full video has not been found.

===Red Forest (other audio files)===
{{See also|Red Forest}}

[[Red Forest]] is one of several audio files created by [[Joshua Wise]] created in the autumn of [[2017]] used to manipulate Chris's beliefs on reality. There are other files aside from [[Red Forest]] to have existed with the only known one being revealed by Wise in the [[Idea Guy Q&A]] in which Wise used Chris's audio in an altered form to manipulate him.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q%26A#Manipulating_Chris</ref> This audio has never been released, and it is unknown how many other audio clips existed as none aside from [[Red Forest]] have been leaked, making them lost.

===Rollin' and Trollin' (raw footage)===
{{See also|Rollin' and Trollin'}}

On 17 [[July 2009]], Chris uploaded a video filmed by the [[Magical Man]] in which he attempted to convince viewers that his entire internet history had in fact been a trolling scheme. The video was evidently filmed with a camera that had a 16:9 aspect ratio, before being stretched to a 4:3 aspect ratio and exported in 480p quality. Additionally, the camera used to record the video also seems to have used a hard drive, as evidenced by the lack of tape or disc noise. This suggests that the raw footage of [[Rollin' and Trollin']] could be the earliest known video of Chris recorded in HD, though any raw footage from the video's production has yet to surface and is likely lost.

===Simonchu===
{{See also|Simonchu}}

[[Simonchu]] was a parody comic of [[Sonichu]] staring the eponymous character Simonchu created on 26 [[August 2008]]. As the comic was hosted on [[Asperpedia]] which shut down in [[2010]] and the archive of Simonchu has its file link request invalidated the comic was lost aside from some fragments.<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/simonchu-the-lost-fancomic.10338/#post-809780</ref><ref>https://imgur.com/fWC2lw3,1B7ulIl,GIIC5w1,eu84mkL,5eeYSx1,aNUzCR8,7eoGNbq,53ilnRW,i6xiNk6,3FirXzm,lrcSkRr,oQHqVSK,CYo0pA6,3ZTtGWC</ref> All 15 pages of Simonchu Issue 0 were found over a decade later by [[Statustjej]], who uploaded it to the Internet Archive on 27 [[October 2025]] and 3 [[November 2025]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/simonchu-comic-book-issue-0</ref> However, Simonchu Issue 1(27 pages), the Simonchu Special(5 pages), and the Simonchu Issue 2 cover remain lost.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100514142048/http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Simonchu_%28Comic%29</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20100514142053/http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Simonchu_Issue_2</ref>

===Sockness DMs===
{{See also|Sockness DMs}}

Jacob Sockness is known to have had two DM communications with Chris, the first being on 28 [[August 2019]] and the second on 17 [[July 2020]]. Both DMs only show part of the communication making the entirety of their communications lost.

===Sonichu Fan Promo (videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Fan Promo}}

The [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] were three 3D animated shorts on [[Sonichu]] made by [[Timmys1984]], released between 11-14 [[October 2008]]. While the transcripts of all three videos exist, only the third video remains.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNoO0ZRDBE</ref> However, [[Chris]] incorporated these animations into [[Sonichu]] Issue 9, pages 72, 78, and 79 with 72 being the first short, 78 is the second short, and 79 is the third short.

===Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast===
{{See also|Twitch}}

On 16 [[March 2018]] Chris streamed the game '''Burnout Paradise Remastered''' on the [[PS4]]. While certain parts of the stream are available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXt6H5t1MoY</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwx7Y0A6_o</ref>, the stream footage in its entirety has been lost.

===The "Black Tape"===
{{Main|The Black Tape}}
"[[The Black Tape]]" is a recording of a Skype call between Chris, [[Jackie]] and several other trolls recorded at some time between the 7th and 8th of [[September 2011]], shortly after the death of [[Bob Chandler]]. Chris was distraught and grief-stricken during the call, with the contents of the call considered so upsetting that it has never been released to the public.

===The Chris Chan Interview (unedited version)===
{{See also|Keffals}}

The Chris Chan Interview was an interview conducted by [[Keffals]] with [[Chris]], uploaded to [[Youtube]] on 16 [[January 2024]]. However the uploaded interview was an edited version, with the unedited version only being accessible if someone pledged to the $100,000 tier on Keffals's [[Patreon]].<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Currently no one has pledged to this tier and considering the price point it is unlikely that anyone ever will, making this work currently lost.

===ThePCAssassins Phone Calls===
{{See also|ThePCAssassins }}

ThePCAssassins is a YouTube account which previously had hosted many videos of trolls calling and speaking to Bob. To date only four of these calls are still publicly available, making the rest lost. One of them is numbered "Bob Call 6," indicating there are, at minimum, between two and five additional recordings currently unaccounted for, depending on how the other videos were originally numbered.

===Tlaw DMs===
{{See also|Tlaw DMs}}

Tlaw, at an unknown date, had a communication with Chris over setting a tabletop role-playing game in CWCville. However, the middle part of the communication is missing, making it lost.

===Unrecorded Voicemail Greetings===
{{See also|Voicemail greeting}}
Chris has changed his cell phone voicemail greeting message many times over the years. Many of these greetings have a transcription but no available recording, either because they were never recorded or because the recording has become lost.

===Unreleased Jackie E-mails===
{{See also|Category:Jackie E-mails}}

Between 5 [[April 2010]] to 7 [[September 2011]], [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] interacted with each other over emails which have been compiled into 31 sets. However, the emails present are the ones [[Alec Benson Leary]] compiled and it is confirmed that [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] had email conversations that [[Alec Benson Leary]] omitted due to them being irrelevant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-you-losing-interest-in-chris.3255/page-5#post-190559</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/ZznwI</ref> Considering how long ago these events happened, it is likely that these unreleased emails will never surface, making them lost.

===Unreleased Miscreant Interactions===
{{See also|Miscreants}}

The [[Miscreants]] were a group of [[trolls]] consisting of many of the most notable, including [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]]. While many of their interactions with [[Chris]] are known, [[Marvin]] has confirmed that a significant amount of chats and calls the [[Miscreants]] and [[Chris]] had have not been released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Om30l</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/5HTxq</ref> Considering how long ago these interactions happened and the fact it is unknown if anyone has these unreleased chats and calls, these interactions are likely lost.

===Web Soup Appearance===
{{See also|For G4s Web Soup}}

''Web Soup'' was a television series on the defunct network G4, which served as a spin-off of the E! network's long-running series ''The Soup'' and, like that series, focused on satirical commentary on then-recent pop culture events, specifically Internet media and viral videos. One episode, aired in [[July 2009]], featured an appearance of Chris's [[I Got a Fish]] video, the [[Toucher and Rich Segment|second time]] it popped up in the mainstream media. However, even though Chris himself acknowledged this appearance, the episode with that segment has been lost to time. While several other episodes of ''Web Soup'' have been recovered and archived over the years, the one with Chris's appearance has yet to resurface, not helped by the series being off the air since 2014 and never having been given an official home media release.

==Lost Relics==
===Asperchu Medallion===
{{See also|Asperchu}}

The '''Asperchu Medallion''' was a variant of the [[Sonichu]] medallion featuring [[Asperchu]] instead of [[Sonichu]] sent to [[Chris]] by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. It is unknown when [[Alec Benson Leary]] sent the medallion to [[Chris]] however the medallion was first seen in Chris's [[Magical Man Potion]] video uploaded on 24 [[February 2010]]. [[Chris]] revealed in a [[Facebook]] post made on 2 [[August 2014]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Fan_items_lost_in_the_fire</ref> that the '''Asperchu Medallion''' was destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], making it lost.

===Attraction Sign===
{{See also|Attraction Sign}}

The [[Attraction Sign]]s were a series of signs detailing his desire for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] used from [[2004]] to [[2014]]. All the signs made before the [[2014 house fire]] have not appeared since likely being destroyed in the event, thereby making them lost. One sign has been made since the [[2014 house fire]] on [[July 2014]] on Chris's [[OkCupid]] account<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_4.jpg</ref>, however, it has also not appeared since likely making it lost.

===Goddess Log Vol. 5===
According to TheGamerFromMars's documentary ''The Resurrection of Chris Chan'', though the first four volumes of the Goddess Logs were sent over to 14 Branchland Ct, the fifth volume, which details Chris's stay at [[Western State Hospital]], was severely deteriorated from water damage before anyone could get a copy.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

===Heart Torch of Fail===
{{See also|Heart Torch of Fail}}

The [[Heart Torch of Fail]] was a torch made of [[Pixelblocks]] that has an unknown significance to the [[Love Quest]]. The torch was made sometime before or during [[2005]] as it appears in [[Sonichu 4]], which was produced in the year [[2005]]. Since its appearance in [[2005]], it has never been seen since likely, being destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], thereby making it lost.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Medallions}}

The [[Medallions]] refers to the [[Sonichu]] [[Medallions]] made by [[Chris]] over the course of his life. The prototype medallion which [[Chris]] wore in [[2004]] as it is mentioned in the [[Autism papers]] disappeared after this year and is believed to be lost in the literal sense.

===Red String of Fate===
{{See also|Red String of Fate}}

The [[Red String of Fate]] was a string with a paper heart attached on the end designed to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] created on 1 [[August 2004]]. In [[anime]] like [[Excel Saga]], of which Chris likely got the idea from as he watched [[Excel Saga]] before creating the [[Red String of Fate]],<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160827014324/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews3.htm</ref> the [[red string]] is used as a metaphor to in courting love. However, [[Chris]] did not see the metaphor and would throw the [[red string]] at women in the hopes of "reeling" them in. On 5 [[August 2004]] a [[Jerkop|mall security guard]] confiscated it and it has never resurfaced, likely being destroyed and thereby lost.

===The Wall of Originals===
{{See also|The Wall of Originals}}

[[The Wall of Originals]] was a wall covered in Chris's customized [[Pokémon]] cards. Most of the cards from the wall were destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], although some survived as revealed in a [[July 2017]] tweet and [[Chris]] listing the surviving cards on [[eBay]] in [[June 2018]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Holographic_cards</ref>

==Lost and Found Media==

{{Quote|I will try, if chance favours my wishes, to seek for you the Germanic Wars of Pliny the Elder.|Symmachus, Letters, 4.18.5}}

===2021 Lost Commissions===
{{See also|2021 Lost Commissions}}

The [[2021 Lost Commissions]] were a series of commissioned art created in the summer of 2021 for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser. Due to Chris's arrest for incest these works were never delivered and remained lost at [[14 Branchland Court]] until Chris reacquired them after his release. These works would then be listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] on 15 [[October 2023]].

===An Interview with the Chris-Chan===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

An Interview with the Chris-Chan was Chris's first interview after trolling began occurring on or before 17 [[October 2008]]<ref>Date determined from [https://web.archive.org/web/20081021045439/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive10#An_interview ED Chris-chan talk page, Archive10]</ref> being hosted on [[PSN]] and being uploaded to Youtube. It is notable for being the first video appearance of [[Barb]]. Sometime after the video was removed from Youtube for "violating YouTube's policy on hate speech" until it was rediscovered and re-uploaded on 27 [[January 2017]].

===BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7 (full recording)===
{{See also|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}

A recorded PSN chat between Chris, [[Bob]], and "[[Julie]]" lasting approximately twenty minutes. The first nine minutes and eighteen seconds of the chat were preserved, but the recording abruptly ends while Bob is discussing his music collection. The lost portion of the call includes Bob talking about his health problems and [[Cherokee]] heritage, followed by goodbyes and the trolls talking among themselves. A full copy of the call was located on [[statustjej]]'s hard drive, who promptly uploaded it to the Internet Archive.

===Chris-chan Discusses...===
{{See also|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] is a series of interviews conducted by Larry Bundy and [[Chris]] conducted over [[June 2009]] and uploaded to Youtube over [[July 2009]]. However the releases over [[July 2009]] were only extracts from the full interviews of which were not released until 30 [[August 2012]].

===[[Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg]]===
[[File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The screencap.]]
On 30 [[March 2011]], [[CWCki]] editor [[User:Riley Martin|Riley Martin]] uploaded [[:File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|a mysterious picture]] to the site. Not much was known about the image besides the little information the editor gave:
{{quoteboxred|From some mysterious video. Chris’ face never changes from that smile, and he never stops staring. Don’t ask where it’s from.}}

Later the same day, a CWCki editor would ask for the source of the screencap on its talk page, but didn't receive any reply. Riley Martin has not edited the CWCki since 26 [[February 2012]], making the original video and its context lost for over a decade.

YouTube user [[Statustjej]] finally uploaded the clip on 10 [[October 2025]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>

===Chris Sex Logs (Audio)===
{{See also|Chris Sex Logs}}

On 27 [[September 2008]] [[PandaHalo]] released a series of Skype chats in which Chris discussed with her a variety of subjects related to [[sex]]. While the transcript of the chats is available, the audio accompanying the chats was lost for over 10 years except for a 5:30-minute snippet.<ref>https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1</ref> The audio was later uploaded to the Internet Archive by [[Statustjej]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/lost-chrischan-pandahalo-audio-logs</ref>

===CopperCab Interview===
{{See also|CopperCab}}

The CopperCab Interview is an interview between Claire Kittrell, known on Youtube as CopperCab, and [[Chris]] uploaded on 23 [[October 2017]]. However the interview uploaded was not the full interview as indicated by the "Part 2 Tomorrow!" at the end of the video. However Part 2 was not uploaded on 24 [[October 2017]] leading to the assumption that Part 2 would never be released making it lost. However Part 2 was released on 5 [[August 2021]].

===CWC is Angry===
{{See also|CWC is Angry}}

[[CWC is Angry]] is a video released in [[August 2007]] in which Chris shoots at a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the [[Megatron pistol]] and is notable for being Chris's last video before he got trolled. Sometime after, the video was lost as [[Adam Stackhouse]] in a comment made on or before 8 April 2009 mentions the video being lost,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]</ref> later in [[April 2009]] the video was found.

===Fiona Facetime Video - Hair Twirling===
{{see also|Fiona Facetime Videos}}

Three videos of [[Fiona]] and Chris interacting over Facetime were censored on the CWCki. This was due to the Suitress Policy, which at one point called for censoring Fiona's appearances. The policy was relaxed on March 2022, now allowing for her face to be shown in videos and first name to be used in transcripts. This led to two of the three videos becoming uncensored, but one of the videos, Hair Twirling, remained censored because the uncensored video was lost for some time. The source for the original video was later found.

===Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)===
{{See also|Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)}}

[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)]] refers to the original interview conducted between members do the Internet Dream Lounge and [[Chris]] that took place on 4 [[September 2017]]. However upon negative feedback this interview was not uploaded, making it lost, while a second interview was held which was uploaded on 8 [[October 2017]]. However in [[August 2020]] the file of the unused first interview was leaked making it found.

===IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court===
{{See also|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}

The [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]] as the title suggests was a tour of Chris's home that occurred on 31 [[August 2014]] with [[Chris]] giving the tour to [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]]. The audio and slideshow of the tour were posted to [[Cousin Al]]'s YouTube channel on 8 [[September 2014]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/irl-tour-of-14-bc-audio.8231/ ([https://archive.ph/JqIx8 archive])</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150311043032/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4w28lQAON0</ref> Al's YouTube channel was subsequently terminated leading to the video of the audio and slideshow becoming lost. However, as of 6 [[August 2022]], a copy of the video was found.

===Jackson Dalton Interview===
{{See also|Jackson Dalton}}

The [[Jackson Dalton]] Interview was an interview between Jackson Dalton and [[Chris]] that occurred on 4 [[January 2019]] and uploaded to Youtube on 8 [[January 2019]] however the interview posted was edited and was not the full interview. Shortly after the upload the interview was taken down by Dalton due to poor reception, but was archived, while the unedited version was not released leading to the assumption it would never be released and thereby making it lost. However on 13 [[February 2020]] Dalton uploaded the full unedited interview.

===Manchester High Leaks===
{{See also|Manchester High Leaks}}

The [[Manchester High Leaks]] is a series of high school assignments from Chris's junior year between [[1998]] and [[1999]].<ref>https://archive.ph/4xcbm</ref> It was thought that these documents were permanently lost in the [[2014 house fire]] as before the fire these documents had not surfaced leading to them being considered lost even before the fire. However, [[Cousin Al]] on [[June 2014]] after digging through Chris's trash, found these documents though they were damaged from the [[2014 house fire]].

===Power (Document)===
{{See also|Power}}

[[Power]] was a zip file containing three videos of [[Chris]] performing acts of strength to impress [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which was leaked by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Along with the three videos contained an edited audio file of "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. While the videos and audio files were available, the "special thanks" document was lost for a over a decade until its contents were confirmed by [[Statustjej]] in the comments of their [[Chris Chan creepy smile|creepy smile]] reupload. Statustjej would follow this up by uploading the original zipfile to the Internet Archive on 12 [[November 2025]].

===Rental House Tour===
{{See also|Rental House Tour}}

The [[Rental House Tour]] was a tour of Chris' temporary house in the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]] recorded by [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]] on 31 [[August 2014]]. Sometime before or on 6 [[March 2019]] the video had been lost.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lost-cwcki-links.54097/</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/uuKkf</ref> However, on 14 and 19 [[April 2019]] the 1st and 2nd halves of the recording were found.

===Scrapbook of Fail===
{{See also|Scrapbook of Fail}}

The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] are two binders containing every comic [[Chris]] has ever drawn including [[Sonichu]]. After the [[2014 house fire]] the scrapbook stopped being mentioned leading to the belief that it had been lost as reported by [[Sachumo]]<ref>https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s?t=3420</ref> however, in [[November 2015]] [[Chris]] revealed the scrapbook had been found and survived the fire.

===ShecameforCWC.JPG===
{{See also|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}

[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] is a pornographic drawing consisting of [[Chris]] vaginally stimulating [[Megan Schroeder]] uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on 11 [[November 2007]]. On 4 [[November 2013]], and again in [[January 2018]], Chris claimed that he had destroyed the original drawing, leading to the assumption that it was lost media<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing</ref><ref>[[Brianfrogboy chats#shecameforcwc]]</ref>. However, on 23 [[April 2018]], Chris listed [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] for sale on his [[eBay]], which was bought by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. It turned out that Chris had not truly destroyed the drawing but cut it up into squares - making it easy to reassemble - before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]]. It is unknown what the Teen Troon Squad have done with the drawing but it can be presumed they still own it, though they have not shown it off.

===The Classic===
{{See also|The Classic}}

[[The Classic]] refers to Chris's red and blue rugby shirt that he wore in many of his videos. It was thought that this shirt was destroyed and thereby lost in the [[2014 house fire]]. However, in [[April 2017]] [[Chris]] found [[The Classic]]. However, on 10 [[August 2018]] [[Barb]] threw away [[The Classic]] as revealed in a text to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] from [[Chris]], thereby making [[The Classic]] lost again.<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/651071.html#q687492</ref>

===The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)===
{{See also|The Sonichu Chronicles}}

[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] was a PowerPoint presentation made by [[Chris]] in [[January 2009]] and was presented to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as to give ideas on a [[Sonichu]] game. The contents of the slides are known as Chris in [[November 2009]] displayed them in the two part video [[Sonichu Powerpoint]]. However, the PowerPoint file was missing, making the slides lost for over a decade until [[Statustjej]] uploaded them to the Internet Archive on 21 October 2025.<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-sonichu-chronicles</ref>

===Sonichu Home Club (Videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Home Club}}

The [[Sonichu Home Club]] was an online event hosted on Chris's [[PS3]] through an online network. The purpose of these events was to gather [[TRUE and HONEST]] fans of [[Sonichu]], however, it appears these events were done by [[Chris]] in the hope of receiving praise. Two of these events occurred and had videos made about them by [[Vivian Gee]], but they were deleted. However, they were soon reuploaded in 2017 by CWCville Archives.

==Unknown Lost Media==
While this article has listed lost media associated with [[Chris]], this is the only lost media known to have existed and is now lost. It is almost certain that there are hundreds if not thousands of pieces of lost media around [[Chris]] that were never known or never released publicly or were never archived and have been lost. One can only speculate what has not been released or what has been lost over the course of Chris's life. Moreover, one can only speculate on what is waiting to be found.

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Lost media

2025-11-15T02:48:36Z

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#REDIRECT [[Lost Media]]

Power

2025-11-15T02:47:50Z

FokkerTISM:

{{quote|I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy.|Chris to [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|Vanessa]]}}

'''Power''' is a zipfile published by [[The Miscreants]] containing three videos in which [[Chris]] performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip includes the three videos, an audio file edited from "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. Chris gave these files to [[Joshua Martinez]] to give to [[Vanessa Hudgens]] to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The zipfile was leaked along with [[CWCFlyingElephants]] on 27 [[April 2009]].

The original zipfile had long been considered [[lost media]] since the shutdown of the original Megaupload, on which it had been hosted. In October 2025, however, [[Statustjej]] confirmed the special thanks file's contents in the comments of [[Chris Chan creepy smile]], before uploading the original zipfile (along with other Chris content) to the Internet Archive on 11 November.

Since ''Power'''s release, videos of Chris exercising (or attempting exercise) have been dubbed "Power Videos".

==Contents==
===StrongCWC1===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = xKU3kt3dx7Q
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[[Image:He-Chan.jpg|thumb|right|200px|BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!]]
[''Chris stands in the middle of [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], with [[Muscle bra|no shirt on]] and the [[Gitar of Fail]] in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to [[Obesity|jiggle noticeably]].'']

'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRUUUAARGH! FEEL MY WRATH!'''

[''Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a "guitar solo" on it by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching, looking like a complete child.'']

{{-}}

===StrongCWC2===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = MEDjSTt9DcQ
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[''Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He [[I AM STRONG|flexes]] his jelly-like arms'']

''(Spoken in voiceover)'' We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]]

[''crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort'']

Ahhhhh! Ta-da! '''FEEL MY WRATH!'''

[''gently puts the chair back down'']

===StrongCWCPower===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = F-LpHK0GWjA
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[''Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well'']

''(Spoken in voiceover)'' Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with...a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair.

[''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and plumber's crack]] in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket'']

'''HHHNGG [[random-access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']]

[''puts the chair back down very quickly'']

=== Audio file (igotadick.mp3) ===
:I got a dick!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a dick!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''diiiiiiiiick!''
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?''

=== Special thanks document (specialthx.txt) ===
{{quotebox|falsionmkII for the audio 
D.D. (i miss you hal) for writing the code to extract these files
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
* [[I AM STRONG]]
* [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'LL SEND EVERYTHING IN MY '''POWER!''']]
* [[Prower]]
* [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!]]

==External links==
* [https://archive.org/download/chris-chan_compressed_archives/power.zip Power]

{{VanessaSaga}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Got A Fish]]|nextlink=[[CWCFlyingElephants]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Trolling]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]
[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:Vanessa Saga videos| 2009-04-27]]

Statustjej

2025-11-14T11:58:38Z

FokkerTISM: /* External Links */

{{Ongoing}}
{{Infobox Person
|title = Statustjej
|name = Statustjej
|image = Statustjej.jpg
|aliases = StatusTjejen Lena Laurén
|nationality = Swedish
|knownfor = • Leaking numerous content from the Classic Era that have long been deemed [[Lost Media]].
|saga = {{saga|blanca|cn}}, {{saga|panda|cn}}, {{saga|miyamoto|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}, {{saga|vanessa|cn}}}}

{{quote|I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.|A portion of a YouTube comment that Statustjej made explaining their relations to Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>}}

'''Statustjej'''<ref group = note>Pronounced "staht-uh-shay"</ref> is responsible for releasing numerous media from the Classic Era that were once deemed as lost media or were never previously revealed in [[October 2025]] and [[November 2025]].

==Background==
According to Statustjej, they have followed Chris and his misadventures since at least early 2009. Statusthej then went out of their way to download the vast majority of content related to Chris, seemingly up to before the [[Death of Bob Chandler|death of Chris's father]].

Statustjej saved all of this content on a hard drive, letting it sit for over a decade. While searching for the "Creepy Smile" video in said hard drive, they uploaded the video on YouTube, and have decided to dig through the hard drive to find more videos to post on Wayback Machine's Internet Archive.

==Rediscovered Media==
===10 October===
*Video of [[Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg]].
*Lost sections of [[Chris Sex Logs]] audio files.
===21 October===
*The original AutoCAD project files of the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation.
*Full conversation of [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]].
===22 October===
*Three lost videos from the [[ThePCAssassins]] YouTube channel.
*[[Chris Chan creepy smile#Photo|A photograph of Chris]] from 22 [[August 2009]].
*Confirmed the contents of the "special thanks" document of [[Power]].
===24 October===
*An [[Barb almost goes off|audio recording]] from a chat with [[Sarah May]].
===26 October===
*[[Supporting Sarah May|Two audio recordings]] from a chat from 17 [[February 2009]].
===27 October===
*Pages from the [[Simonchu]] Issue 0 Comic by Evan Christopher George.
===28 October===
*Full [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I%27m on TV :)#C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics|Yep, I'm on TV :) DVD]] slideshow.
*Hundreds of photographs that were included in the Yep, I'm on TV :) DVD slideshow.
===3 November===
*Rest of the pages of the full [[Simonchu]] Issue 0 Comic by Evan Christopher George.
===4 November===
*[[:File:Encyclopedia_Dramatica_sign_pictures_31_October_2008.png|Photos]] of the [[ED]] sign visit on Halloween 2008.

==Comments==
The following is comments Statustjej left on YouTube giving and clarifying information.
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|Where'd you get this [''referring to [[Chris Chan creepy smile]] video'']}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Found it on an old hard drive alongside a bunch of other ancient Chris Chan material. I also found the rather explicit PandaHalo audio logs from September 2008, which I uploaded to the Internet Archive.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|cool according to the cwcki it's been lost media for a decade}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Yeah, I was looking for that one online recently but could only a short snippet. I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|According to the cwcki you've got quite a lot , I wonder how much more people can learn from this archive you've got}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|That should not be exaggerated. The really old stuff I have is only about 16 GB in total. Of course, the video files in there are very lo-fi and thus small in size. Don't have too high hopes. By the way the "[[power]]" zip-file was hugely disappointing I'm afraid. The lost "specialthx" text file inside that archive is really short and not very interesting. Here is its entire contents: 
falsionmkII for the audio 
D.D. (i miss you hal) for writing the code to extract these files}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Commenter|Why now nearly twenty years later?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|I was just totally unaware of there being any "lost media" related to Chris until very recently.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Commenter|You are a hero for preserving all this Christory that was thought to be lost forever. Especially the S3x logs and PowerPoint 🙏

Have you thought about dumping your entire collection of Chris Chan related files? I know most of it could be stuff we seen already, but it would still be interesting to sift through.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Thank you! Yes, I been thinking about doing that. A bit concerned about all the NSFW images and vids though. I'm working on sorting and organizing the files better (which is sorely needed either way), making sure to keep the explicit stuff separate from the rest. When I'm done I'll decide how to deal with this issue.}}

{{quoteboxorange|speaker=Commenter|wow were you in the original pvcc group by any chance}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Nope, I was not; nor was I a part of any other trollin' group.}}

==External Links==
* [https://archive.org/details/@lenalar Statustjej's Internet Archive]
* [https://archive.org/details/@statustjej A second Internet Archive page set up by statustjej], containing untouched copies of most of the content in their possession

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

{{People}}

[[Category:People from Sweden]]
[[Category:Trolls]]

Power

2025-11-14T11:54:26Z

FokkerTISM:

{{quote|I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy.|Chris to [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|Vanessa]]}}

'''Power''' was a zipfile published by [[The Miscreants]] containing three videos in which [[Chris]] performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip included the three videos, an audio file edited from "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. Chris gave these files to [[Joshua Martinez]] to give to [[Vanessa Hudgens]] to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The zipfile was leaked along with [[CWCFlyingElephants]] on 27 [[April 2009]].

[[Statustjej]] confirmed the special thanks file's contents in the comments of [[Chris Chan creepy smile]], before uploading the original zipfile (along with other Chris content) to the Internet Archive on 11 November 2025.

Since ''Power'''s release, videos of Chris exercising (or attempting exercise) have been dubbed "Power Videos".

==Contents==
===StrongCWC1===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = xKU3kt3dx7Q
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[[Image:He-Chan.jpg|thumb|right|200px|BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!]]
[''Chris stands in the middle of [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], with [[Muscle bra|no shirt on]] and the [[Gitar of Fail]] in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to [[Obesity|jiggle noticeably]].'']

'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRUUUAARGH! FEEL MY WRATH!'''

[''Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a "guitar solo" on it by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching, looking like a complete child.'']

{{-}}

===StrongCWC2===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = MEDjSTt9DcQ
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[''Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He [[I AM STRONG|flexes]] his jelly-like arms'']

''(Spoken in voiceover)'' We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]]

[''crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort'']

Ahhhhh! Ta-da! '''FEEL MY WRATH!'''

[''gently puts the chair back down'']

===StrongCWCPower===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = F-LpHK0GWjA
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[''Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well'']

''(Spoken in voiceover)'' Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with...a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair.

[''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and plumber's crack]] in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket'']

'''HHHNGG [[random-access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']]

[''puts the chair back down very quickly'']

=== Audio file (igotadick.mp3) ===
:I got a dick!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a dick!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''diiiiiiiiick!''
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?''

=== Special thanks document (specialthx.txt) ===
{{quotebox|falsionmkII for the audio 
D.D. (i miss you hal) for writing the code to extract these files
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
* [[I AM STRONG]]
* [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'LL SEND EVERYTHING IN MY '''POWER!''']]
* [[Prower]]
* [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!]]

==External links==
* [https://archive.org/download/chris-chan_compressed_archives/power.zip Power]

{{VanessaSaga}}

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I Got A Fish

2025-10-30T01:58:14Z

FokkerTISM:

{{quote|Welcome to the David Lynch movie of your nightmares.|[[Toucher and Rich Segment|WBCN]], hitting the nail on the head.}}

'''I Got A Fish''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. In this video, Chris jog-dances in place while a stupid song full of [[random-access humor]] that he made up plays in the background. The song is about his apparent possession of a wish-granting fish; despite this claim, he does not actually have one. It should be noted that the video features a voiceover, something he didn't do often. It's also probably the closest that Chris has ever come to carrying an actual tune.

The video is one of the few cases where the mainstream [[Chris in the media|''media'']] [[Toucher and Rich Segment|got in]] [[For G4s Web Soup|on it]].

The audio file included with the [[Power]] series of videos is an edited version of this song, with the word "fish" replaced with "[[dick]]." According to a text file included with the videos, the audio file was edited by a troll with the username "falsionmkII".

Chris referenced the song in [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]] (2015), and again on New Year's Day [[2020]], where he included it in his first tweet of the decade.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5798572 Chris's fishy wish, New Year's Day 2020]</ref> In a [[2024]] [[Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft|Minecraft livestream]], Chris offered a live performance of the song with altered lyrics after a [[enabler|viewer]] donated to request it.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Got A Fish
| ytid = FGZboGQWhLU
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]
| next = [[Power]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Tardfish.png|thumb|right|A true sturgeon with rage.]]

[''song is delivered via voice-over as Chris mutely jog-dances in place holding a [[PS3]] controller'']

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''fiiiiiiiiish!'' [''spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto'']
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?'' [''swings arm around and turns off camera with grace'']

=== Altered lyrics ([[2024]]) ===
:I've got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I've got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:You can have [[Speech Impediment|adudder]] ''fiiiiiiiiish!''
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:[[Random Access Humor|But don't wish for a side dish, you're ''already'' getting a side dish!]]

== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I got a fish
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9eczavWJPQk}}
| stardate = 9 [[March 2012]]
| maker = TheCWCVille
| subject =
| type = Parody
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Got A Fish cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wqXFPXFreoY}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2015]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = I Got A Fish
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] (Deluxe Edition).
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Got A Switch
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wmMOMAM4Tng}}
| stardate = 25 [[December 2020]]
| maker = Griffin Law
| subject =
| type = Parody
}}

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Lost Media

2025-10-25T00:20:47Z

FokkerTISM:

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|Since the passage of time has destroyed Sappho and her works, her lyre and songs, I will set other lines before you as examples.|Tzetzes, On the Metres of Pindar, 20-22}}

'''Lost media''' refers to media that once existed but has been lost or destroyed or media that has never been released publicly.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_media</ref> This article aims to document the following kinds of lost media:

* Media made by or featuring Chris which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary.
* Media made by or featuring Chris which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* Media made by trolls that Chris has responded to or acknowledged which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary or which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* [[Relics of Fail]] whose current whereabouts are unknown or were destroyed (excluding those that Chris is known to have sold to fans).

Because of the broad scope of the article, it is unlikely to ever be complete. Of course, some lost media is of greater interest to Christorians than other lost media.

==Pre-internet discovery Lost Media==
===Autism papers===
{{See also|Autism papers}}

The [[Autism papers]] were a series of papers detailing the mental state of [[Chris]] and to what extent he has [[autism]]. Most of these papers appeared to have been destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] as none of them have appeared since. Even if not destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], the hoard that is [[14 Branchland Court]] makes finding these papers next to impossible, making these papers almost certainly lost. However, one paper from [[2004]] survives as it was e-mailed to [[Kacey]] by [[Chris]] who passed it on to [[Liquid Chris]] who then distributed the paper online in [[November 2009]].

===Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) (Master Copy)===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)}}

An extended edition of Chris's 2007 homemade DVD allegedly featuring over six hours of original content. Chris offered to share it with [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] in their emails. It was given to [[Joseph Draft]] in 2019 during planning for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===CWC's Diary===
{{See also|CWC's Diary}}

[[CWC's Diary]] refers to a series of entries published between 2004-2005 in a diary format. It is unknown if these entries came from a physical diary or from Chris's blogs on [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]. It must be remembered that the entries available are the ones Chris made public on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that the diary in its entirety has not been found. With Chris's [[MySpace]] being deleted in mid-2008 and a physical diary not emerging [[CWC's Diary]] in its entirety is lost.

===CWC's Pokésite 1===
{{See also|CWC's Pokésite 1}}

[[CWC's Pokésite 1]], originally known as CWC's Pokésite, was Chris's first website launched between 25 April and 3 July 1999. Chris appears to have abandoned the site in late July as on 22 July [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] was launched. The content of [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] is lost as the site is no longer up and the archive of the site only has three pages with the rest not working.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606031644/http://homes.acmecity.com/games/demo/190/GameShark.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606110946/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/GameShark2.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606132641/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/junglecards.html</ref> Also, the site guestbook is still available.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20001021022214/neptune.guestworld.lycos.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Starytime</ref> A Spanish version of the site also existed, however, the site is down and it was never archived making this lost as well.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20010801000000*/http://games.acmecity.com/demo/190/Espanol.html</ref>

===How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi" (For the Very Shy Man)===
{{See also|User:RachmaninovDESU/How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi"}}

The work is a pamphlet created by [[Chris]] on how to attract women. The date of creation is unknown however as Chris uses the pseudonym "Reldnahc Netso' Naitsirhc" a misspelling of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] which was created on 24 [[March 2005]] it is likely that the pamphlet was created sometime after though a terminus ante quem has not been established. While the front cover exists the rest of the pamphlet has not emerged either because it does not exist or because it is lost.

===Report cards===
{{See also|Honor roll}}

The report cards are a series of papers from Chris's education detailing his grades and academic progress. There has been no mention of these documents since the [[2014 house fire]], likely being destroyed and thereby lost. Even if not destroyed [[Chris]], claimed before the house fire in [[2009]] within [[Mailbag 19]] that he could not access the documents.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_19#We_cannot_see_Chris.27s_report_cards</ref> Considering how cluttered [[14 Branchland Court]] is and [[Chris]] not having access to the documents, to begin with, it is unlikely that the documents can be found, making them lost if they have not been destroyed. However, Chris's grades can be seen in the assignments that have survived in the [[Manchester High Leaks]], so Chris's grades are not entirely lost.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes (items)===
{{See also|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

The [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a contest held in 1993 in which the person who wrote down every "Sonic Sez" segment and sent it in would get the chance to win certain prizes, with the biggest prize being a $1,000 shopping spree at {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}}.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o</ref> Chris won this contest in 1994 and got the $1,000 shopping spree; however, only five items have been known to be purchased:

* ''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
* ''Sonic CD'' (unknown price)
* ''Sonic Spinball'' ($49.99)
* "Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') (unknown price)
* "Power Rangers Megazord" (unknown price. Estimate $29.99)

It is unknown what other items Chris bought with the remaining $857.04 (not including the prices of ''Sonic CD'' and the ''Star Trek'' game) and are thereby lost. Furthermore, as revealed in a 21 June 2021 message on [[The Place]] Discord server,<ref>[[The Place chats (June 2021)#Warhol Book Stress and Hoarding]]</ref> only ''Sonic CD'' was still in Chris's possession at that point, with the rest either having perished in the fire or sold off.

===The First PS3 Attempt===
As the title suggests, this is presumably Chris's first attempt at his [[Pixelated PS3]] video. It was included in the "Director's Cut" of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] as an exclusive feature. According to the Director's Cut cover, it was filmed on 18 November [[2006]], the same date as the final take of the video. However, the regular DVD cover says that the Pixelated PS3 video was filmed on 28 November, so it may have been filmed on that date instead. Although the Director's Cut was obtained by [[Catherine]] and other material from it was leaked to the Internet, this video has never surfaced, possibly because it was just too uninteresting.

==Post-internet discovery Lost Media==
===10242009 (Gregg Mays' video)===
{{See also|10242009}}

[[10242009]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[October 2009]] in which he responds to [[Clyde Cash#Gregg_Mays|Gregg Mays]]. While this video is available, a video made by Gregg related to 10242009 was set to private. Gregg's video has not been found since and is considered to be lost.

===Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke (Mao's response)===
{{See also|Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke}}

[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 17 [[January 2010]] in which he reads and reviews [[Asperchu]]. While this video is available, [[Mao]]'s response video released on the same day was made private. The video has not been found since then; Mao's response is currently considered to be lost.

===CatKnight Interview 5===
{{See also|CatKnight Interview 5}}

On 28 March 2016, Sir [[Arthur Spatchcock]], also known as '''CatKnight''' and '''Master Disaster''', conducted an interview with Chris on lets-plays. The footage and audio of this interview have been lost though; the transcript is intact.

===Chris Chan VS. The Internet===
{{See also|Chris Chan VS. The Internet}}

[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] was a documentary made by Joseph Draft first announced on Kickstarter on 4 [[April 2019]]. The documentary includes interviews with Chris, [[Barbara]], and [[Megan Schroeder]] as well as candid footage of Chris going about his life. However, due to various alleged factors,<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> the documentary has not surfaced and the hard drive containing the documentary has allegedly been destroyed, making this documentary lost. However, the trailer, opening, and other two fragments are available.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uEMpBxFu0</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98sXo70dAWs</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znnWao2FJbQ</ref>

===Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (second accidental stream)===
{{See also|March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)}}

This video was the latter of the two accidentally started livestream recordings, which consisted of Chris singing the same song as the last time, before realising he pressed the stream button instead of recording it. While the first one has been saved, the latter was deleted far too soon for anyone to download it, making it forever lost.

===CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)===
{{See also|CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)}}

paintingatree was Chris's [[CWCki Forums]] account. However the posts preserved under this account come from the second account made in early 2013 as Chris's first account, also called paintingatree, was made sometime in 2012. However none of the posts Chris made in 2012 have been archived making them lost.

===DooDoo fard2874 pictures===
{{See also|Post-jail sightings (2023)}}

On 9 September 2023 Discord user DooDoo fard2874 chased down Chris in a Sheetz convenience store somewhere in Virginia. DooDoo fard2874 posted four images and a video of this event which shows Chris's Chevrolet Aveo driving however a picture of Chris reportedly was taken though it has not emerged and is currently lost.

===Dillin Thomas DMs===
{{See also|Dillin Thomas DMs}}

[[Dillin Thomas]] is a former [[Christuber]] who eventually closed his YouTube channel. With the closure was the loss of material such as DMs from Chris. Two DMs are known with the former, leaked on 23 [[December 2019]], only having one quote from Chris preserved with the rest of their communication being lost.

===eBay Purchases and Listings (2001-2008)===
Chris has been using eBay since all the way back in [[2001]]. While this wiki has archived most of Chris's eBay listings (and purchases) from 2008 onward, the same can't be said for his previous ones prior to that year. There have been a few records of his purchases from that era, but not a whole lot, and especially nothing of his potential listings. Chris's bans and suspensions from eBay, as well as potentially using sockpuppets, also make archiving these difficult, so it's possible these bits of info are lost.

===Helena DMs===
{{See also|Helena DMs}}

Between 15-21, [[June 2021]] Helena Fiorenza and Chris contacted each other through Twitter. However, the conversation that is available only shows the end of their communications and not the previous messages making the DM in its entirety lost.

===Jackie's Father Call===
{{See also|Jackie}}

In an email sent from [[Jackie]] to [[Chris]] at 1:36 PM on 16 [[July 2011]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_30</ref>, [[Jackie]] revealed that the day before Jackie's father who was drunk at the time got into a call with [[Chris]]. It is unknown if the call was recorded, and even if it was, no audio nor transcript of the call has been released, making this call lost.

===Julie Reveals Herself (Video)===
{{See also|Julie Reveals Herself}}

[[Julie Reveals Herself]] is a [[Mumble]] chat between [[Bluespike]] and [[Chris]] on 3 [[March 2009]] which involves shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum and [[Julie]] revealing herself to be a boy. While the audio of the chat exists, the video that accompanied it, which includes footage of Chris shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum, is lost. It's worth noting that Chris claimed he didn't record himself doing so, so it's possible a video recording never existed to begin with (and given the rest of the trolls were disgusted at what was going on, it's possibly unlikely they didn't have a recording of it either).

===Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba (original)===
{{See also|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba}}

Chris uploaded the video in [[January 2024]] but then removed it later in the month and uploaded another copy. Only the Raw Captions generated by YouTube were archived of the original video.

===MKRs Bloody Chunks Leaks===
{{see also|Chats leaked by MKRs Bloody Chunks}}
On 27 January 2020, a Kiwi Farms account under the name '''MKRs Bloody Chunks''' leaked a set of messages and audio files from The Place and Arbitarch CWC Alliance servers. These were only partially archived on the CWCki however. As of April 2025, the majority of these contents have been lost, as many of the links from the original post are now broken.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=52454|post=5926848}}</ref>

===My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey (Kacey's Part)===
{{See also|My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey}}

On 31 [[October 2009]] Chris made a video singing the male part of the lyrics to the song "A Whole New World", in response to [[Kacey]] uploading a video singing the female part of the same song. While Chris's video is available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv3znHKues</ref>, Kacey's video has been taken down by YouTube and is currently lost.

===No More Jokes (Clyde's response)===
{{See also|No More Jokes}}

[[No More Jokes]] was a video by [[Chris]] released on 5 [[November 2009]] in which he reveals the real identity of [[Clyde Cash]]. While both the SFW and NSFW versions of the video exist, Clyde's response to the video is currently lost.

===PS3 Tutorial for my fans (full video)===
{{See also|PS3 Tutorial for my fans}}

On 24 [[February 2010]] the [[Magical Man]] uploaded a video in which he filmed Chris giving a tutorial on how to use a [[PS3]]. The video starts mid-sentence and ends abruptly showing that there was more footage than was released. The full video has not been found.

===Red Forest (other audio files)===
{{See also|Red Forest}}

[[Red Forest]] is one of several audio files created by [[Joshua Wise]] created in the autumn of [[2017]] used to manipulate Chris's beliefs on reality. There are other files aside from [[Red Forest]] to have existed with the only known one being revealed by Wise in the [[Idea Guy Q&A]] in which Wise used Chris's audio in an altered form to manipulate him.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q%26A#Manipulating_Chris</ref> This audio has never been released, and it is unknown how many other audio clips existed as none aside from [[Red Forest]] have been leaked, making them lost.

===Simonchu===
{{See also|Simonchu}}

[[Simonchu]] was a parody comic of [[Sonichu]] staring the eponymous character Simonchu created on 26 [[August 2008]]. As the comic was hosted on [[Asperpedia]] which shut down in [[2010]] and the archive of Simonchu has its file link request invalidated the comic is lost aside from some fragments.<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/simonchu-the-lost-fancomic.10338/#post-809780</ref><ref>https://imgur.com/fWC2lw3,1B7ulIl,GIIC5w1,eu84mkL,5eeYSx1,aNUzCR8,7eoGNbq,53ilnRW,i6xiNk6,3FirXzm,lrcSkRr,oQHqVSK,CYo0pA6,3ZTtGWC</ref>

===Sockness DMs===
{{See also|Sockness DMs}}

Jacob Sockness is known to have had two DM communications with Chris, the first being on 28 [[August 2019]] and the second on 17 [[July 2020]]. Both DMs only show part of the communication making the entirety of their communications lost.

===Sonichu Fan Promo (videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Fan Promo}}

The [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] were three 3D animated shorts on [[Sonichu]] made by [[Timmys1984]], released between 11-14 [[October 2008]]. While the transcripts of all three videos exist, only the third video remains.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNoO0ZRDBE</ref> However, [[Chris]] incorporated these animations into [[Sonichu]] Issue 9, pages 72, 78, and 79 with 72 being the first short, 78 is the second short, and 79 is the third short.

===Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast===
{{See also|Twitch}}

On 16 [[March 2018]] Chris streamed the game '''Burnout Paradise Remastered''' on the [[PS4]]. While certain parts of the stream are available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXt6H5t1MoY</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwx7Y0A6_o</ref>, the stream footage in its entirety has been lost.

===The "Black Tape"===
{{Main|The Black Tape}}

===The Chris Chan Interview (unedited version)===
{{See also|Keffals}}

The Chris Chan Interview was an interview conducted by [[Keffals]] with [[Chris]], uploaded to [[Youtube]] on 16 [[January 2024]]. However the uploaded interview was an edited version, with the unedited version only being accessible if someone pledged to the $100,000 tier on Keffals's [[Patreon]].<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Currently no one has pledged to this tier and considering the price point it is unlikely that anyone ever will, making this work currently lost.

===ThePCAssassins Phone Calls===
{{See also|ThePCAssassins }}

ThePCAssassins is a YouTube account which previously had hosted many videos of trolls calling and speaking to Bob. To date only four of these calls are still publicly available, making the rest lost. One of them is numbered "Bob Call 6," indicating there are, at minimum, between two and five additional recordings currently unaccounted for, depending on how the other videos were originally numbered.

===Tlaw DMs===
{{See also|Tlaw DMs}}

Tlaw, at an unknown date, had a communication with Chris over setting a tabletop role-playing game in CWCville. However, the middle part of the communication is missing, making it lost.

===Unrecorded Voicemail Greetings===
{{See also|Voicemail greeting}}
Chris has changed his cell phone voicemail greeting message many times over the years. Many of these greetings have a transcription but no available recording, either because they were never recorded or because the recording has become lost.

===Unreleased Jackie E-mails===
{{See also|Category:Jackie E-mails}}

Between 5 [[April 2010]] to 7 [[September 2011]], [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] interacted with each other over emails which have been compiled into 31 sets. However, the emails present are the ones [[Alec Benson Leary]] compiled and it is confirmed that [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] had email conversations that [[Alec Benson Leary]] omitted due to them being irrelevant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-you-losing-interest-in-chris.3255/page-5#post-190559</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/ZznwI</ref> Considering how long ago these events happened, it is likely that these unreleased emails will never surface, making them lost.

===Unreleased Miscreant Interactions===
{{See also|Miscreants}}

The [[Miscreants]] were a group of [[trolls]] consisting of many of the most notable, including [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]]. While many of their interactions with [[Chris]] are known, [[Marvin]] has confirmed that a significant amount of chats and calls the [[Miscreants]] and [[Chris]] had have not been released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Om30l</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/5HTxq</ref> Considering how long ago these interactions happened and the fact it is unknown if anyone has these unreleased chats and calls, these interactions are likely lost.

===Web Soup Appearance===
{{See also|For G4s Web Soup}}

''Web Soup'' was a television series on the defunct network G4, which served as a spin-off of the E! network's long-running series ''The Soup'' and, like that series, focused on satirical commentary on then-recent pop culture events, specifically Internet media and viral videos. One episode, aired in [[July 2009]], featured an appearance of Chris's [[I Got a Fish]] video, the [[Toucher and Rich Segment|second time]] it popped up in the mainstream media. However, even though Chris himself acknowledged this appearance, the episode with that segment has been lost to time. While several other episodes of ''Web Soup'' have been recovered and archived over the years, the one with Chris's appearance has yet to resurface, not helped by the series being off the air since 2014 and never having been given an official home media release.

==Lost Relics==
===Asperchu Medallion===
{{See also|Asperchu}}

The '''Asperchu Medallion''' was a variant of the [[Sonichu]] medallion featuring [[Asperchu]] instead of [[Sonichu]] sent to [[Chris]] by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. It is unknown when [[Alec Benson Leary]] sent the medallion to [[Chris]] however the medallion was first seen in Chris's [[Magical Man Potion]] video uploaded on 24 [[February 2010]]. [[Chris]] revealed in a [[Facebook]] post made on 2 [[August 2014]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Fan_items_lost_in_the_fire</ref> that the '''Asperchu Medallion''' was destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], making it lost.

===Attraction Sign===
{{See also|Attraction Sign}}

The [[Attraction Sign]]s were a series of signs detailing his desire for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] used from [[2004]] to [[2014]]. All the signs made before the [[2014 house fire]] have not appeared since likely being destroyed in the event, thereby making them lost. One sign has been made since the [[2014 house fire]] on [[July 2014]] on Chris's [[OkCupid]] account<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_4.jpg</ref>, however, it has also not appeared since likely making it lost.

===Goddess Log Vol. 5===
According to TheGamerFromMars's documentary ''The Resurrection of Chris Chan'', though the first four volumes of the Goddess Logs were sent over to 14 Branchland Ct, the fifth volume, which details Chris's stay at [[Western State Hospital]], was severely deteriorated from water damage before anyone could get a copy.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

===Heart Torch of Fail===
{{See also|Heart Torch of Fail}}

The [[Heart Torch of Fail]] was a torch made of [[Pixelblocks]] that has an unknown significance to the [[Love Quest]]. The torch was made sometime before or during [[2005]] as it appears in [[Sonichu 4]], which was produced in the year [[2005]]. Since its appearance in [[2005]], it has never been seen since likely, being destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], thereby making it lost.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Medallions}}

The [[Medallions]] refers to the [[Sonichu]] [[Medallions]] made by [[Chris]] over the course of his life. The prototype medallion which [[Chris]] wore in [[2004]] as it is mentioned in the [[Autism papers]] disappeared after this year and is believed to be lost in the literal sense.

===Red String of Fate===
{{See also|Red String of Fate}}

The [[Red String of Fate]] was a string with a paper heart attached on the end designed to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] created on 1 [[August 2004]]. In [[anime]] like [[Excel Saga]], of which Chris likely got the idea from as he watched [[Excel Saga]] before creating the [[Red String of Fate]],<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160827014324/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews3.htm</ref> the [[red string]] is used as a metaphor to in courting love. However, [[Chris]] did not see the metaphor and would throw the [[red string]] at women in the hopes of "reeling" them in. On 5 [[August 2004]] a [[Jerkop|mall security guard]] confiscated it and it has never resurfaced, likely being destroyed and thereby lost.

===The Wall of Originals===
{{See also|The Wall of Originals}}

[[The Wall of Originals]] was a wall covered in Chris's customized [[Pokémon]] cards. Most of the cards from the wall were destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], although some survived as revealed in a [[July 2017]] tweet and [[Chris]] listing the surviving cards on [[eBay]] in [[June 2018]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Holographic_cards</ref>

==Lost and Found Media==

{{Quote|I will try, if chance favours my wishes, to seek for you the Germanic Wars of Pliny the Elder.|Symmachus, Letters, 4.18.5}}

===2021 Lost Commissions===
{{See also|2021 Lost Commissions}}

The [[2021 Lost Commissions]] were a series of commissioned art created in the summer of 2021 for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser. Due to Chris's arrest for incest these works were never delivered and remained lost at [[14 Branchland Court]] until Chris reacquired them after his release. These works would then be listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] on 15 [[October 2023]].

===An Interview with the Chris-Chan===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

An Interview with the Chris-Chan was Chris's first interview after trolling began occurring on or before 17 [[October 2008]]<ref>Date determined from [https://web.archive.org/web/20081021045439/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive10#An_interview ED Chris-chan talk page, Archive10]</ref> being hosted on [[PSN]] and being uploaded to Youtube. It is notable for being the first video appearance of [[Barb]]. Sometime after the video was removed from Youtube for "violating YouTube's policy on hate speech" until it was rediscovered and re-uploaded on 27 [[January 2017]].

===BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7 (full recording)===
{{See also|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}

A recorded PSN chat between Chris, [[Bob]], and "[[Julie]]" lasting approximately twenty minutes. The first nine minutes and eighteen seconds of the chat were preserved, but the recording abruptly ends while Bob is discussing his music collection. The lost portion of the call includes Bob talking about his health problems and [[Cherokee]] heritage, followed by goodbyes and the trolls talking among themselves. A full copy of the call was located on [[statustjej]]'s hard drive, who promptly uploaded it to the Internet Archive.

===Chris-chan Discusses...===
{{See also|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] is a series of interviews conducted by Larry Bundy and [[Chris]] conducted over [[June 2009]] and uploaded to Youtube over [[July 2009]]. However the releases over [[July 2009]] were only extracts from the full interviews of which were not released until 30 [[August 2012]].

===[[Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg]]===
[[File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The screencap.]]
On 30 [[March 2011]], [[CWCki]] editor [[User:Riley Martin|Riley Martin]] uploaded [[:File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|a mysterious picture]] to the site. Not much was known about the image besides the little information the editor gave:
{{quoteboxred|From some mysterious video. Chris’ face never changes from that smile, and he never stops staring. Don’t ask where it’s from.}}

Later the same day, a CWCki editor would ask for the source of the screencap on its talk page, but didn't receive any reply. Riley Martin has not edited the CWCki since 26 [[February 2012]], making the original video and its context lost for over a decade.

YouTube user [[Statustjej]] finally uploaded the clip on 10 [[October 2025]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>

===Chris Sex Logs (Audio)===
{{See also|Chris Sex Logs}}

On 27 [[September 2008]] [[PandaHalo]] released a series of Skype chats in which Chris discussed with her a variety of subjects related to [[sex]]. While the transcript of the chats is available, the audio accompanying the chats was lost for over 10 years except for a 5:30-minute snippet.<ref>https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1</ref> The audio was later uploaded to the Internet Archive by [[Statustjej]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/lost-chrischan-pandahalo-audio-logs</ref>

===CopperCab Interview===
{{See also|CopperCab}}

The CopperCab Interview is an interview between Claire Kittrell, known on Youtube as CopperCab, and [[Chris]] uploaded on 23 [[October 2017]]. However the interview uploaded was not the full interview as indicated by the "Part 2 Tomorrow!" at the end of the video. However Part 2 was not uploaded on 24 [[October 2017]] leading to the assumption that Part 2 would never be released making it lost. However Part 2 was released on 5 [[August 2021]].

===CWC is Angry===
{{See also|CWC is Angry}}

[[CWC is Angry]] is a video released in [[August 2007]] in which Chris shoots at a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the [[Megatron pistol]] and is notable for being Chris's last video before he got trolled. Sometime after, the video was lost as [[Adam Stackhouse]] in a comment made on or before 8 April 2009 mentions the video being lost,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]</ref> later in [[April 2009]] the video was found.

===Fiona Facetime Video - Hair Twirling===
{{see also|Fiona Facetime Videos}}

Three videos of [[Fiona]] and Chris interacting over Facetime were censored on the CWCki. This was due to the Suitress Policy, which at one point called for censoring Fiona's appearances. The policy was relaxed on March 2022, now allowing for her face to be shown in videos and first name to be used in transcripts. This led to two of the three videos becoming uncensored, but one of the videos, Hair Twirling, remained censored because the uncensored video was lost for some time. The source for the original video was later found.

===Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)===
{{See also|Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)}}

[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)]] refers to the original interview conducted between members do the Internet Dream Lounge and [[Chris]] that took place on 4 [[September 2017]]. However upon negative feedback this interview was not uploaded, making it lost, while a second interview was held which was uploaded on 8 [[October 2017]]. However in [[August 2020]] the file of the unused first interview was leaked making it found.

===IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court===
{{See also|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}

The [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]] as the title suggests was a tour of Chris's home that occurred on 31 [[August 2014]] with [[Chris]] giving the tour to [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]]. The audio and slideshow of the tour were posted to [[Cousin Al]]'s YouTube channel on 8 [[September 2014]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/irl-tour-of-14-bc-audio.8231/ ([https://archive.ph/JqIx8 archive])</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150311043032/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4w28lQAON0</ref> Al's YouTube channel was subsequently terminated leading to the video of the audio and slideshow becoming lost. However, as of 6 [[August 2022]], a copy of the video was found.

===Jackson Dalton Interview===
{{See also|Jackson Dalton}}

The [[Jackson Dalton]] Interview was an interview between Jackson Dalton and [[Chris]] that occurred on 4 [[January 2019]] and uploaded to Youtube on 8 [[January 2019]] however the interview posted was edited and was not the full interview. Shortly after the upload the interview was taken down by Dalton due to poor reception, but was archived, while the unedited version was not released leading to the assumption it would never be released and thereby making it lost. However on 13 [[February 2020]] Dalton uploaded the full unedited interview.

===Manchester High Leaks===
{{See also|Manchester High Leaks}}

The [[Manchester High Leaks]] is a series of high school assignments from Chris's junior year between [[1998]] and [[1999]].<ref>https://archive.ph/4xcbm</ref> It was thought that these documents were permanently lost in the [[2014 house fire]] as before the fire these documents had not surfaced leading to them being considered lost even before the fire. However, [[Cousin Al]] on [[June 2014]] after digging through Chris's trash, found these documents though they were damaged from the [[2014 house fire]].

===Power (Document)===
{{See also|Power}}

[[Power]] was a zip file containing three videos of [[Chris]] performing acts of strength to impress [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which was leaked by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Along with the three videos contained an edited audio file of "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. While the videos and audio files are available, the "special thanks" document was lost for a while until its contents were confirmed by statustjej in the comments of the creepy smile video.

===Rental House Tour===
{{See also|Rental House Tour}}

The [[Rental House Tour]] was a tour of Chris' temporary house in the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]] recorded by [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]] on 31 [[August 2014]]. Sometime before or on 6 [[March 2019]] the video had been lost.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lost-cwcki-links.54097/</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/uuKkf</ref> However, on 14 and 19 [[April 2019]] the 1st and 2nd halves of the recording were found.

===Scrapbook of Fail===
{{See also|Scrapbook of Fail}}

The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] are two binders containing every comic [[Chris]] has ever drawn including [[Sonichu]]. After the [[2014 house fire]] the scrapbook stopped being mentioned leading to the belief that it had been lost as reported by [[Sachumo]]<ref>https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s?t=3420</ref> however, in [[November 2015]] [[Chris]] revealed the scrapbook had been found and survived the fire.

===ShecameforCWC.JPG===
{{See also|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}

[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] is a pornographic drawing consisting of [[Chris]] vaginally stimulating [[Megan Schroeder]] uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on 11 [[November 2007]]. On 4 [[November 2013]], and again in [[January 2018]], Chris claimed that he had destroyed the original drawing, leading to the assumption that it was lost media<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing</ref><ref>[[Brianfrogboy chats#shecameforcwc]]</ref>. However, on 23 [[April 2018]], Chris listed [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] for sale on his [[eBay]], which was bought by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. It turned out that Chris had not truly destroyed the drawing but cut it up into squares - making it easy to reassemble - before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]]. It is unknown what the Teen Troon Squad have done with the drawing but it can be presumed they still own it, though they have not shown it off.

===The Classic===
{{See also|The Classic}}

[[The Classic]] refers to Chris's red and blue rugby shirt that he wore in many of his videos. It was thought that this shirt was destroyed and thereby lost in the [[2014 house fire]]. However, in [[April 2017]] [[Chris]] found [[The Classic]]. However, on 10 [[August 2018]] [[Barb]] threw away [[The Classic]] as revealed in a text to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] from [[Chris]], thereby making [[The Classic]] lost again.<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/651071.html#q687492</ref>

===The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)===
{{See also|The Sonichu Chronicles}}

[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] was a PowerPoint presentation made by [[Chris]] in [[January 2009]] and was presented to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as to give ideas on a [[Sonichu]] game. The contents of the slides are known as Chris in [[November 2009]] displayed them in the two part video [[Sonichu Powerpoint]]. However, the PowerPoint file was missing, making the slides lost for over a decade until [[Statustjej]] uploaded them to the Internet Archive on 21 October 2025.<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-sonichu-chronicles</ref>

===Sonichu Home Club (Videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Home Club}}

The [[Sonichu Home Club]] was an online event hosted on Chris's [[PS3]] through an online network. The purpose of these events was to gather [[TRUE and HONEST]] fans of [[Sonichu]], however, it appears these events were done by [[Chris]] in the hope of receiving praise. Two of these events occurred and had videos made about them by [[Vivian Gee]], but they were deleted. However, they were soon reuploaded in 2017 by CWCville Archives.

==Unknown Lost Media==
While this article has listed lost media associated with [[Chris]], this is the only lost media known to have existed and is now lost. It is almost certain that there are hundreds if not thousands of pieces of lost media around [[Chris]] that were never known or never released publicly or were never archived and have been lost. One can only speculate what has not been released or what has been lost over the course of Chris's life. Moreover, one can only speculate on what is waiting to be found.

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I Got A Fish

2025-10-24T01:07:04Z

FokkerTISM:

{{quote|Welcome to the David Lynch movie of your nightmares.|[[Toucher and Rich Segment|WBCN]], hitting the nail on the head.}}

'''I Got A Fish''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] to [[YouTube]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. In this video, Chris jog-dances in place while a stupid song full of [[random-access humor]] that he made up plays in the background. The song is about his apparent possession of a wish-granting fish; despite this claim, he does not actually have one. It should be noted that the video features a voiceover, something he didn't do often. It's also probably the closest that Chris has ever come to carrying an actual tune.

The video is one of the few cases where the mainstream [[Chris in the media|''media'']] [[Toucher and Rich Segment|got in]] [[For G4s Web Soup|on it]].

The audio file included with the [[Power]] series of videos is a modified version of this song, but with the word "fish" replaced with "[[dick]]." According to a text file included with the videos, the audio file was edited by a troll with the username "falsionmkII".

Chris referenced the song in [[Twelve New and Old Things of Christmas]] (2015), and again on New Year's Day [[2020]], where he included it in his first tweet of the decade.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5798572 Chris's fishy wish, New Year's Day 2020]</ref> In a [[2024]] [[Christ Chan Live Stream: OG Cwcville (Cwcville)-60 Minecraft|Minecraft livestream]], Chris offered a live performance of the song with altered lyrics after a [[enabler|viewer]] donated to request it.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = I Got A Fish
| ytid = FGZboGQWhLU
| stardate = 27 [[April 2009]]
| subject = {{Music|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| previous = [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"]]
| next = [[Power]]
}}

=== Transcript ===
[[Image:Tardfish.png|thumb|right|A true sturgeon with rage.]]

[''song is delivered via voice-over as Chris mutely jog-dances in place holding a [[PS3]] controller'']

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''fiiiiiiiiish!'' [''spreads arms wide to accompany wobbly falsetto'']
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?'' [''swings arm around and turns off camera with grace'']

=== Altered lyrics ([[2024]]) ===
:I've got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I've got a fish!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:You can have [[Speech Impediment|adudder]] ''fiiiiiiiiish!''
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:[[Random Access Humor|But don't wish for a side dish, you're ''already'' getting a side dish!]]

== Fan videos ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I got a fish
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9eczavWJPQk}}
| stardate = 9 [[March 2012]]
| maker = TheCWCVille
| subject =
| type = Parody
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Got A Fish cover
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wqXFPXFreoY}}
| stardate = 13 [[February 2015]]
| maker = [http://guwange.bandcamp.com GUWANGE]
| subject = I Got A Fish
| type = Song Cover
| info = From the album [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]] (Deluxe Edition).
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = I Got A Switch
| video = {{#ev:youtube|wmMOMAM4Tng}}
| stardate = 25 [[December 2020]]
| maker = Griffin Law
| subject =
| type = Parody
}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]

The Classic

2025-10-23T23:25:44Z

FokkerTISM: /* Short-sleeved variant */

{{quote|I have just dug through the dirty half of those bags, more than ten or twenty of them. Then, in a bag of damp ones, I found the shirt.|Chris on the shirt, nonchalantly revealing Barb has hoarded twenty bags of old clothing without even bothering to dry them off.<ref name=found>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Offering The Classic shirt for $12,000 minimum]]</ref>}}

[[File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|right|thumb|300px|Chris wearing 'The Classic' in 2007.]]
[[File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|right|thumb|300px|Ten years later.]]

'''The Classic''' is a red and blue (seemingly Ralph Lauren brand)<ref>[[April_2018_social_media_posts#CWC_cosplayer_is_hot]]</ref> [[Chris and fashion|rugby shirt]] formerly worn by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] from sometime before 2 [[February 2004]] to when he became a [[Tomgirl]] in [[2011]]. It was initially thought to be lost in 2014 to the [[2014 house fire|house fire at 14 Branchland Court]], but had survived at the bottom of a soaked and grimy garbage bag full of clothing. Prompted by the [[Financhu Crisis]], Chris went searching for it in [[April 2017]], hoping to sell it to a fan, although no such sale came to pass. As of [[August 2018]], the original shirt is lost. In [[October 2019]], Chris acquired the 'Mark 2' Classic, almost the same as the original but sporting orange and blue instead of the original red and blue. The Classic 2.0 was seldom seen after Chris's [[Incest Arrest|arrest for incest]], but as of [[December 2023]], Chris has acquired a near-perfect replica of the original Classic shirt.

==History==
The Classic makes its first drawn appearance on Chris's "Christian's Christian" [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|custom Pokémon card]], created on 2 February 2004. The same self-portrait also appears on [[CWC's Sonichu Site]] as "CWCtoon.jpg". The shirt next appears in the classic Sonichu strip "Christian + Sonichu vs. the Mastermind!" from ''[[Sonichu 0]]'', drawn 18 March 2004. In both these early appearances the blue and white colors are inverted. In the classic strip drawn on 8 May 2004 the colors are in the correct order, although there are only two blue stripes rather than the three which the real shirt has. It would be several issues before Chris began drawing the shirt with all three blue stripes. To this day Chris still grossly exaggerates the size of the white stripes and tends to use cyan in place of navy blue.

The first appearance of the Classic on video is in the [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend]] clip, filmed on 20 December 2004. The shirt made many more appearances between 2005 and 2009 - Chris wore it on 25 February 2007 during [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], the first video he uploaded to YouTube.

The shirt made its last appearance of the classic Chris era on 23 [[November 2009]], when he filmed [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]. On 10 [[January 2014]], 14 Branchland Court was gutted by a fire - the shirt was thought lost by both Chris<ref>[[Autographed Photos]]</ref> and his fans until [[April 2017]], when it was found in a bag of laundry that was still damp from the water used to put the fire out.

==Offered for sale==
{{quote|Be glad I found it.|Chris<ref name=found2>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Shirt update]]</ref>}}

[[File:Classic post-fire 1.jpeg|left|200px|thumb|The Classic, after being excavated from bags of hoard, still wet from the water firefighters used to combat the fire three years prior.]]

Following the house fire and subsequent renovation, the Chandlers moved back into [[14 Branchland Court]]. Naturally, Barb insisted on bringing the hoard back into the house, even the portions ruined by the fire or the efforts to extinguish it. The laundry room became a dumping ground for "a mountain pile" of trash bags filled with water-damaged clothing,<ref name=found/> which festered in there for ''three years''.

In [[April 2017]], when Chris sifted through them in his quest to find The Classic, the contents were laced with mold. Chris, being [[naive]], failed to realize the health risks.

{{quotebox|I'll probably have another cold or something; my throat felt the familiar scratchy after going through those bags; a few of them had wet dirt and wall lining in them. Dang house fire. [It's] like cat litter.<ref name=found2/>}}

After finding The Classic, and inspired by the successful sale of the [[Sonic Totem]] relic for $1,500 two weeks before, he listed the shirt on [[eBay]] for $12,000 minimum on 19 April 2017. He immediately snapped a photo of it, then posted it for the listing, not realizing that the mold growth evident in the picture would not entice sales. He later washed it and posted a new photo to eBay, replacing the original one.

[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|right|200px|thumb|The same shirt after being washed. The holes and other damages allegedly would've been fixed using the funds raised from the sale, according to Chris.]]

Later, he streamed [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|a live Captain's Log]] to promote it, donning the shirt for the first time in years (having last worn it in 2009's [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation]]). Three days later, the auction ended at $25,100. The winning bidder did not pay.

Humorously, Chris fails to realize that $25,100 is a gross overestimate of how much money would be required to repair a piece of clothing, even those affected by water damage.

==Restoration effort==
{{quote|Beyond Help|Multiple tailors and cleaners, upon seeing the shirt, according to Chris.<ref>[[May 2017 tweets#Q&A on restored shirt]]</ref>}}

{{quote|Could any of you haters sew any better? The hole was large; I sewed as good as possible, then I reinforced the latter with the patch covers. If anything, this not only keeps it as iconic, but marks it as [[Chris and his Ego|another masterpiece from myself, making it worth more.]]|Chris, [[April 2017 Facebook posts#Repairing The Classic|29 April 2017]], on his effort to restore the shirt.}}

[[File:cwc sewing3.jpeg|thumb|200px|A "masterpiece." Note the poorly-color matched stitching on the arm, with the white thread not fitting the faded white stripes on the shirt at all.]]

Chris began an effort to restore the shirt on 29 April 2017. The shirt had sustained large tears as a result of [[Chris and negligence|neglect]]. He asked several professional tailors to repair it; however, they turned down the job as being too difficult.<ref>[[Speed Sewing Announcement]]</ref> Undeterred, Chris set out to fix it himself.

He recorded [[Speed Sewing Announcement|90 minutes]] of him sewing up the shirt and [[May 2017 tweets|posted several before-and-after photos to Twitter]].

A commentator on Kiwi Farms noted the issues with his project.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-29-speed-sewing-announcment.30443/page-16#post-2236362</ref> These included:

*Using an incorrect type of needle (Chris used tapestry needles, which have a blunt end and not a sharp, pointed one)
*Using patches which are incompatible with the shirt (Chris used a even-weave cotton patch, which would cause that area to not stretch well, instead of a proper double-knit patch)
*Not trying to color-match the new thread with the shirt's colors
*Not taking measures to prevent frays or shrinkage
*Not applying the patching to the inside of the shirt

After "a few hours" of work, Chris declared his effort a "masterpiece" and said The Classic is "worth more" because of it.<ref>[[2017 tweets#Repairing The Classic]]</ref> At the time of that statement, he believed he had already made a sale on it for $25,100.

On 4 May, after five days of work, Chris completed the restoration.<ref>[[May 2017 Facebook posts#The Classic, restored]]</ref> He signed it, and celebrated the job by wearing it in public.

[[File:VariousBronyConArt.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris noting the decayed shirt in a page of the [[BronyCon 2018 gift comics]]]]

By 2018, the shirt deteriorated further. Chris attended [[TooManyGames]] with the shirt in June of that year, with photographs of him wearing it at the event showing the shirt practically falling apart, and some of the stitching Chris had attempted to carry out having split or frayed in places. On 4 July, he posted to Twitter asking for Ralph Lauren's help in either reproducing or restoring his shirt.<ref>[[July 2018 social media posts]]</ref> This did not come to pass, and Chris would still regularly wear the rapidly-degrading fabric. By this point, it would be easier to just buy a new one than attempt to repair it.
{{clear}}

==Loss==
On 10 [[August 2018]], Chris revealed in a text message to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] that The Classic was lost by his [[mother]] cleaning his room while he was away at [[BronyCon]]. Chris responded by [[Affair with Mother|hitting and humping a pillow effigy representing his mother]] in front of her.<ref>[[Teen Troon Squad chats]]</ref> He would then search for a replacement, which is first seen during the [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]] video.

==Replicas==
On 21 [[December 2023]], in what can only be described as a true and honest [[Messiah complex|Christmas]] Miracle, Chris was spotted wearing what appeared to be a near-perfect replica of The Classic while having dinner with [[Flutter]].<ref>[[Post-jail sightings (2023)#Isabella's Italian Trattoria Restaurant]]</ref> This marked the first time he was seen wearing it in over five years. Later, in [[January 2024]], Chris wore the replica Classic shirt during an [[Keffals videos#The Chris Chan Interview|interview]] with [[Keffals]]. The replica lacks the thin white stripes of the original shirt, but otherwise appears virtually identical.

As of [[March 2025]], Chris owns a shirt that looks practically identical to the original Classic, including the white stripes. He has worn it on a couple of videos so far.<ref>[[JCWCSP Dramatic Reading - Chaos Crystal Control Act 0]]</ref><ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref> Chris has said that the shirt "isn't accurate", mentioning how it doesn't have a crest like the original Ralph Lauren design, so he's looking into getting ''another'' replacement.<ref>[[Jesus Christ Chan - Sonic 2006 Speed Run]]</ref>

==Short-sleeved variant==
Circa 2005 Chris also wore a short-sleeved shirt with a very similar design but with more stripes. The shirt was much too small for him, even more so than his other shirts. Fortunately he always wore it with another shirt underneath. The shirt's current fate is unknown. Chris notably wore the shirt in [[Chris Chan creepy smile]].

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Christshirt1.png|An illustration of The Classic
File:093-CWCtoon.jpg|Chris's first self-portrait in the Classic, drawn on or before 2 February 2004.
File:Sonichu - Issue 0, Cover.jpg|The internet's first glimpse of The Classic.
File:156-CWCMegan1.jpg|The short-sleeved clown shirt in 2005.
File:0790-CMas05-5.jpg|Another picture in the short-sleeved shirt, December 2005.
File:D1 BA2 classic.jpeg|The horribly worn-out shirt in 2017.
File:D1 BA3 classic.jpeg|Another photo of the shirt in 2017.
File:D1 BA4 classic.jpeg|... and another.
File:5-3 A1 classic.jpeg|"Restored."
File:CWCTheClassic1.jpg|In public.
File:CWCTheClassic2.jpg|Back view.
File:Classic Oct 2017.PNG|Promoting his [[Patreon]] and [[Redbubble]] in [[October 2017]].
File:Chrisattoomanygames.jpg|Seen with Chris and a [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] standee at [[TooManyGames]], 2018. By this point, several areas of Chris's stitching had burst or been torn open due to their poor condition.
File:CWC_4th_of_July_2018.jpg|4th of July, looking like a homeless person. Note the large tear in the sleeve, as well as the rip in his skirt.
File:ClassicShirtCard.jpg|Chris' [[TSSSF]] card for the classic.
File:Chris&FlutterItalianRestaurantDecember2023 2.png|Could it be..?
File:Cwc-jan2024.jpeg|It's a miracle!
File:Chris's new classic shirt revealed March 2025.png|It's evolving.

</gallery></center>

==Sources==
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Statustjej

2025-10-23T14:46:55Z

FokkerTISM: /* Comments */

{{Ongoing}}
{{Infobox Person
|title = Statustjej
|name = Statustjej
|image = Statustjej.jpg
|aliases = StatusTjejen Lena Laurén
|nationality = Swedish
|knownfor = • Leaking numerous content from the Classic Era that have long been deemed [[Lost Media]].
|saga = {{saga|blanca|cn}}, {{saga|miyamoto|cn}}, {{saga|panda|cn}}, {{saga|julie|cn}}, {{saga|emily|cn}}}}

{{quote|I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.|A portion of a YouTube comment that Statustjej made explaining their relations to Chris.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>}}

'''Statustjej''',<ref group = note>Pronounced "staht-uh-shay"</ref> seemingly one of Chris's lesser-known trolls from the Classic Era, was responsible for leaking numerous calls and chats from the Classic Era that were once deemed as lost media in [[October 2025]].

==Background==
According to Statustjej, they have followed Chris and his misadventures since at least early 2009. Statusthej then went out of their way to download the vast majority of content related to Chris, seemingly up to before the [[Death of Bob Chandler|death of Chris's father]].

Statustjej saved all of this content on a hard drive, letting it sit for over a decade. While searching for the "Creepy Smile" video in said hard drive, they uploaded the video on YouTube, and have decided to dig through the hard drive to find more videos to post on Wayback Machine's Internet Archive.

==Rediscovered Media==
===10 October===
*Video of [[Chris Chan creepy smile|Chris in his Escort from creepy smile.jpg]].
*Lost sections of [[Chris Sex Logs]] audio files.
===21 October===
*The original AutoCAD project files of the [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
*[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] PowerPoint presentation.
*Full conversation of [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7]].
===22 October===
*Three lost videos from the [[ThePCAssassins]] YouTube channel.
*[[Chris Chan creepy smile|A photograph of Chris]] from 22 [[August 2009]].

==Comments==
The following is comments Statustjej left on YouTube giving and clarifying information.
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|Where'd you get this [''referring to [[Chris Chan creepy smile]] video'']}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Found it on an old hard drive alongside a bunch of other ancient Chris Chan material. I also found the rather explicit PandaHalo audio logs from September 2008, which I uploaded to the Internet Archive.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|cool according to the cwcki it's been lost media for a decade}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Yeah, I was looking for that one online recently but could only a short snippet. I started following Chris in early 2009 and I saved pretty much everything having to do with him that I came across. So I have his early videos in their original format, and a bunch of the early leaked stuff, still compressed as ZIPs/RARs. I will sift through all of it to see if there's anything else in there of interest.}}
{{quoteboxred|speaker=Commenter|According to the cwcki you've got quite a lot , I wonder how much more people can learn from this archive you've got}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|That should not be exaggerated. The really old stuff I have is only about 16 GB in total. Of course, the video files in there are very lo-fi and thus small in size. Don't have too high hopes. By the way the "power" zip-file was hugely disappointing I'm afraid. The lost "specialthx" text file inside that archive is really short and not very interesting. Here is its entire contents: 
falsionmkII for the audio 
D.D. (i miss you hal) for writing the code to extract these files}}
{{quoteboxyellow|speaker=Commenter|Why now nearly twenty years later?}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|I was just totally unaware of there being any "lost media" related to Chris until very recently.}}
{{quoteboxpurple|speaker=Commenter|You are a hero for preserving all this Christory that was thought to be lost forever. Especially the S3x logs and PowerPoint 🙏

Have you thought about dumping your entire collection of Chris Chan related files? I know most of it could be stuff we seen already, but it would still be interesting to sift through.}}
{{quoteboxgreen|speaker=Statustjej|Thank you! Yes, I been thinking about doing that. A bit concerned about all the NSFW images and vids though. I'm working on sorting and organizing the files better (which is sorely needed either way), making sure to keep the explicit stuff separate from the rest. When I'm done I'll decide how to deal with this issue.}}

==External Links==
[https://archive.org/details/@lenalar Statustjej's Internet Archive]

{{References}}
{{Notes}}

{{People}}

[[Category:People from Sweden]]
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Miscreants Members]]

Talk:Power

2025-10-23T14:45:24Z

FokkerTISM: /* Probable contents of the special thanks file */

==YouTube Video==
I made a video with all three "power" videos (plus the dick sound file) combined and put it on YouTube. I don't want to seem like a self-promoting ho or anything though, so do you guys think it's okay?
<center>{{#ev:youtube|TREWHpjD2Rc}}</center>
--[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 05:06, 29 April 2009 (CEST)
*Just do it, faggot. Self promotion is only bad if it's not constructive... [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:42, 29 April 2009 (CEST)
** Roger. --[[User:Lime|Lime]] ([[User_talk:Lime|Scold?]] | [[Special:Contributions/Lime|Undo?]]) 05:48, 29 April 2009 (CEST)

*Video's gone private. Anybody got a backup? --[[User:DStecks|DStecks]] 09:57, 16 January 2014 (PST)
::It's public again, but downloading just in case. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 10:22, 12 August 2021 (UTC)

==Armpits==

I see no hair. So he either shaves his pits, which is pretty gay, or really has no testosterone whatsoever. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 23:32, 10 July 2009 (CEST)
*It's likely he shaves. Megan said she liked hairless guy and well, Chris has gone since then. For instance, he also seems to shave his stomach since you can see razor bumps on it in some of his nudes. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:42, 10 July 2009 (CEST)

==File Download==
Where can this zip file be downloaded? - FromtheWordsofBR, 11 September 2014
*I think it's gone. [[User:Alan Pardew|Alan Pardew]] ([[User talk:Alan Pardew|talk]]) 11:19, 14 September 2014 (UTC)
**Well, crap. - FromtheWordsofBR, 11 September 2014, 9:35 A.M. CTL

== Audio file ==

Does anyone have the "I got a dick, would you like to make a wish" audio file or the special thanks document that were initially distributed with the original zip? I know the audio was uploaded in a compilation of the three videos a while back, but it went private. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 08:47, 14 September 2017 (UTC)

*<s>You mean [[I Got A Fish]]?</s> Never mind, didn't know about this. 'The audio file included with the Power series of videos is a modified version of this song, but with the word "fish" replaced with "dick".' --[[User:Shekelberg|Shekelberg]]

== Probable contents of the special thanks file ==

From the description of the video linked at the top:

{{quotebox|falsionmkII for the audio
D.D. (i miss you hal) for writing the code to extract these files}}

[[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 18:24, 12 August 2021 (UTC)
:Confirmed as being the special thanks file (apparent filename "specialthx.txt") by Statustjej. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 10:45, 23 October 2025 (EDT)

Power

2025-10-23T14:43:29Z

FokkerTISM:

{{quote|I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy.|Chris to [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|Vanessa]]}}

'''Power''' was a zipfile published by [[The Miscreants]] containing three videos in which [[Chris]] performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip included the three videos, an audio file edited from "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. Chris gave these files to [[Joshua Martinez]] to give to [[Vanessa Hudgens]] to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The zipfile was leaked along with [[CWCFlyingElephants]] on 27 [[April 2009]].

The document as presented in the original zipfile is currently lost, however [[Statustjej]] confirmed its contents in the comments of [[Chris Chan creepy smile]].

Since ''Power'''s release, videos of Chris exercising (or attempting exercise) have been dubbed "Power Videos".

==Contents==
===StrongCWC1===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = xKU3kt3dx7Q
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[[Image:He-Chan.jpg|thumb|right|200px|BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!]]
[''Chris stands in the middle of [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], with [[Muscle bra|no shirt on]] and the [[Gitar of Fail]] in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to [[Obesity|jiggle noticeably]].'']

'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRUUUAARGH! FEEL MY WRATH!'''

[''Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a "guitar solo" on it by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching, looking like a complete child.'']

{{-}}

===StrongCWC2===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = MEDjSTt9DcQ
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[''Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He [[I AM STRONG|flexes]] his jelly-like arms'']

''(Spoken in voiceover)'' We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]]

[''crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort'']

Ahhhhh! Ta-da! '''FEEL MY WRATH!'''

[''gently puts the chair back down'']

===StrongCWCPower===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = F-LpHK0GWjA
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[''Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well'']

''(Spoken in voiceover)'' Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with...a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair.

[''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and plumber's crack]] in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket'']

'''HHHNGG [[random-access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']]

[''puts the chair back down very quickly'']

=== Audio file===
:I got a dick!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a dick!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''diiiiiiiiick!''
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?''

=== Special thanks document ===
{{quotebox|falsionmkII for the audio 
D.D. (i miss you hal) for writing the code to extract these files
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
* [[I AM STRONG]]
* [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'LL SEND EVERYTHING IN MY '''POWER!''']]
* [[Prower]]
* [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!]]

==External links==
* [https://mega.nz/file/Sd1QlTBS#dtnYLQdKmhZWaNJkh2Ht0B5Yg1iZPyvX5JE-9SEhR58 Audio file]

{{VanessaSaga}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Got A Fish]]|nextlink=[[CWCFlyingElephants]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Trolling]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]
[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:Vanessa Saga videos| 2009-04-27]]

Power

2025-10-23T14:42:37Z

FokkerTISM:

{{quote|I am strong. I can lift my office chair in my room over my head, even with a moderately heavy object in the seat. The chair alone is Heavy.|Chris to [[Vanessa AIM Chat 6|Vanessa]]}}

'''Power''' was a zipfile published by [[The Miscreants]] containing three videos in which [[Chris]] performs various dubious feats of strength. The .zip included the three videos, an audio file edited from "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. Chris gave these files to [[Joshua Martinez]] to give to [[Vanessa Hudgens]] to meet her request for a "test of strength" as part of her audition process. The zipfile was leaked along with [[CWCFlyingElephants]] on 27 [[April 2009]].

The document is believed to be lost, however [[Statustjej]] confirmed its contents in the comments of [[Chris Chan creepy smile]].

Since ''Power'''s release, videos of Chris exercising (or attempting exercise) have been dubbed "Power Videos".

==Contents==
===StrongCWC1===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = xKU3kt3dx7Q
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[[Image:He-Chan.jpg|thumb|right|200px|BY THE POWER OF NUMBSKULL!]]
[''Chris stands in the middle of [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], with [[Muscle bra|no shirt on]] and the [[Gitar of Fail]] in his right arm. He proceeds to hold it above his head dramatically before thrusting it forward, causing his man-breasts to [[Obesity|jiggle noticeably]].'']

'''I HAAAVE THE POWEEERRRUUUAARGH! FEEL MY WRATH!'''

[''Chris then lowers the Gitar and performs a "guitar solo" on it by wiggling the whammy bar and screeching, looking like a complete child.'']

{{-}}

===StrongCWC2===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = MEDjSTt9DcQ
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[''Chris stands in the same spot as before, albeit now with a swivel chair in front of him. He [[I AM STRONG|flexes]] his jelly-like arms'']

''(Spoken in voiceover)'' We will now be watching the strong man, lifting a very heavy ''office chair''. Note: the chair [[WeighIn|weighs a ''grand'' number of ''pounds''.]]

[''crouches and lifts up the chair, albeit with considerable effort'']

Ahhhhh! Ta-da! '''FEEL MY WRATH!'''

[''gently puts the chair back down'']

===StrongCWCPower===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Power
| ytid = F-LpHK0GWjA
| stardate = 27 April 2009
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Comedy|text}}
| saga = {{Vanessa|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[I Got A Fish]]
| next = [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
}}

====Transcript====
[''Much like before, Chris stands in front of the chair, again flexing in an attempt to look tough. However, there is now a plastic basket filled with what appears to be books placed on the chair as well'']

''(Spoken in voiceover)'' Now we will be seeing the strong man lifting ''the same chair'', but with...a '''very heavy''' basket full of junk in the chair.

[''bends down to pick up the chair, giving us a view of his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|underwear and plumber's crack]] in the process. He struggles to lift the chair, and two of the books tumble out of the basket'']

'''HHHNGG [[random-access humor|I ONCE KNEW A MAN FROM NANTUCKET!!''']]

[''puts the chair back down very quickly'']

=== Audio file===
:I got a dick!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a dick!
:Would ya like to make a wish?

:I got a ''diiiiiiiiick!''
:Would ya like to make a ''wish?''

=== Special thanks document ===
{{quotebox|falsionmkII for the audio 
D.D. (i miss you hal) for writing the code to extract these files
}}

==See also==
* [[CWCFlyingElephants]]
* [[I AM STRONG]]
* [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'LL SEND EVERYTHING IN MY '''POWER!''']]
* [[Prower]]
* [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis!]]

==External links==
* [https://mega.nz/file/Sd1QlTBS#dtnYLQdKmhZWaNJkh2Ht0B5Yg1iZPyvX5JE-9SEhR58 Audio file]

{{VanessaSaga}}

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[I Got A Fish]]|nextlink=[[CWCFlyingElephants]]|}}
{{LeakedVideos}}
{{Power videos}}

[[Category:Trolling]]

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, April 2009| 2009-04-27]]
[[Category:Lost Media]]
[[Category:Vanessa Saga videos| 2009-04-27]]

LoveYouLongTime

2025-10-23T00:10:57Z

FokkerTISM: /* Kim Wilson */

{{Incomplete}}
'''LoveYouLongTime''' is a [[CWCki Forums]]/[[Kiwi Farms]] user and IRL [[troll]] most well known for her [[Emily]] and [[Kim Wilson]] personas. She was able to meet up with Chris as both these characters and more due to his severe [[Facial blindness|face-blindness]].

==Emily Julia Schifflet==
{{main|Emily}}

'''Emily''' is LYLT's most infamous persona, a one-time sweetheart who Chris went on a date with during [[March 2009]], only for the [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] to steal her from him. This was her first persona, and the start of a whole lot more.

==Kim Wilson==
{{main|Kim Wilson}}

'''Kim''' is the [[troll]] persona she's dedicated the most time to, and possibly the most dedicated troll ever. She first gained influence by hanging out with him at TGI Fridays [[Chris's Big Night Out|twi]][[Chris's Big Night Out II|ce]]. After this, she and [[Kacey]] started regularly calling him, and trying to get him to improve his life. After [[Bob]]'s death, the persona mostly stuck to commenting on Chris's [[Facebook]] posts, all the way from [[2012]]-[[2017]].

LYLT is believed to have recorded the [[Chris Chan creepy smile]] video under the Kim persona.

==Unknown Others==
{{quote|Generally speaking. I mean, I've been multiple different IRL people to Chris.

One of my roles he has hung out with quite a few times and this character came to be after a certain pickle incident which was maybe a few weeks later...? Aside from those, I've bumped into him around town.

He's never called out to me. Sometimes I'll say "hi" in passing to see if it'll illicit anything but he's pretty fucking clueless. Back when I first started I was so worried about him recognizing me places but now it doesn't phase me.|LongTime<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)#Multiple Roles and Facial Blindness]]</ref>}}

==See also==
*[[Kiwi Farms posts (LoveYouLongTime)]]

{{References}}
{{EmilySaga}}
{{LiquidSaga}}
{{SecondExile}}

[[Category:Emily Saga]]

Lost Media

2025-10-22T12:39:50Z

FokkerTISM:

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|Since the passage of time has destroyed Sappho and her works, her lyre and songs, I will set other lines before you as examples.|Tzetzes, On the Metres of Pindar, 20-22}}

'''Lost media''' refers to media that once existed but has been lost or destroyed or media that has never been released publicly.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_media</ref> This article aims to document the following kinds of lost media:

* Media made by or featuring Chris which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary.
* Media made by or featuring Chris which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* Media made by trolls that Chris has responded to or acknowledged which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary or which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* [[Relics of Fail]] whose current whereabouts are unknown or were destroyed (excluding those that Chris is known to have sold to fans).

Because of the broad scope of the article, it is unlikely to ever be complete. Of course, some lost media is of greater interest to Christorians than other lost media.

==Pre-internet discovery Lost Media==
===Autism papers===
{{See also|Autism papers}}

The [[Autism papers]] were a series of papers detailing the mental state of [[Chris]] and to what extent he has [[autism]]. Most of these papers appeared to have been destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] as none of them have appeared since. Even if not destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], the hoard that is [[14 Branchland Court]] makes finding these papers next to impossible, making these papers almost certainly lost. However, one paper from [[2004]] survives as it was e-mailed to [[Kacey]] by [[Chris]] who passed it on to [[Liquid Chris]] who then distributed the paper online in [[November 2009]].

===Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) (Master Copy)===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)}}

An extended edition of Chris's 2007 homemade DVD allegedly featuring over six hours of original content. Chris offered to share it with [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] in their emails. It was given to [[Joseph Draft]] in 2019 during planning for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===CWC's Diary===
{{See also|CWC's Diary}}

[[CWC's Diary]] refers to a series of entries published between 2004-2005 in a diary format. It is unknown if these entries came from a physical diary or from Chris's blogs on [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]. It must be remembered that the entries available are the ones Chris made public on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that the diary in its entirety has not been found. With Chris's [[MySpace]] being deleted in mid-2008 and a physical diary not emerging [[CWC's Diary]] in its entirety is lost.

===CWC's Pokésite 1===
{{See also|CWC's Pokésite 1}}

[[CWC's Pokésite 1]], originally known as CWC's Pokésite, was Chris's first website launched between 25 April and 3 July 1999. Chris appears to have abandoned the site in late July as on 22 July [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] was launched. The content of [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] is lost as the site is no longer up and the archive of the site only has three pages with the rest not working.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606031644/http://homes.acmecity.com/games/demo/190/GameShark.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606110946/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/GameShark2.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606132641/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/junglecards.html</ref> Also, the site guestbook is still available.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20001021022214/neptune.guestworld.lycos.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Starytime</ref> A Spanish version of the site also existed, however, the site is down and it was never archived making this lost as well.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20010801000000*/http://games.acmecity.com/demo/190/Espanol.html</ref>

===How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi" (For the Very Shy Man)===
{{See also|User:RachmaninovDESU/How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi"}}

The work is a pamphlet created by [[Chris]] on how to attract women. The date of creation is unknown however as Chris uses the pseudonym "Reldnahc Netso' Naitsirhc" a misspelling of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] which was created on 24 [[March 2005]] it is likely that the pamphlet was created sometime after though a terminus ante quem has not been established. While the front cover exists the rest of the pamphlet has not emerged either because it does not exist or because it is lost.

===Report cards===
{{See also|Honor roll}}

The report cards are a series of papers from Chris's education detailing his grades and academic progress. There has been no mention of these documents since the [[2014 house fire]], likely being destroyed and thereby lost. Even if not destroyed [[Chris]], claimed before the house fire in [[2009]] within [[Mailbag 19]] that he could not access the documents.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_19#We_cannot_see_Chris.27s_report_cards</ref> Considering how cluttered [[14 Branchland Court]] is and [[Chris]] not having access to the documents, to begin with, it is unlikely that the documents can be found, making them lost if they have not been destroyed. However, Chris's grades can be seen in the assignments that have survived in the [[Manchester High Leaks]], so Chris's grades are not entirely lost.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes (items)===
{{See also|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

The [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a contest held in 1993 in which the person who wrote down every "Sonic Sez" segment and sent it in would get the chance to win certain prizes, with the biggest prize being a $1,000 shopping spree at {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}}.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o</ref> Chris won this contest in 1994 and got the $1,000 shopping spree; however, only five items have been known to be purchased:

* ''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
* ''Sonic CD'' (unknown price)
* ''Sonic Spinball'' ($49.99)
* "Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') (unknown price)
* "Power Rangers Megazord" (unknown price. Estimate $29.99)

It is unknown what other items Chris bought with the remaining $857.04 (not including the prices of ''Sonic CD'' and the ''Star Trek'' game) and are thereby lost. Furthermore, as revealed in a 21 June 2021 message on [[The Place]] Discord server,<ref>[[The Place chats (June 2021)#Warhol Book Stress and Hoarding]]</ref> only ''Sonic CD'' was still in Chris's possession at that point, with the rest either having perished in the fire or sold off.

===The First PS3 Attempt===
As the title suggests, this is presumably Chris's first attempt at his [[Pixelated PS3]] video. It was included in the "Director's Cut" of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] as an exclusive feature. According to the Director's Cut cover, it was filmed on 18 November [[2006]], the same date as the final take of the video. However, the regular DVD cover says that the Pixelated PS3 video was filmed on 28 November, so it may have been filmed on that date instead. Although the Director's Cut was obtained by [[Catherine]] and other material from it was leaked to the Internet, this video has never surfaced, possibly because it was just too uninteresting.

==Post-internet discovery Lost Media==
===10242009 (Gregg Mays' video)===
{{See also|10242009}}

[[10242009]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[October 2009]] in which he responds to [[Clyde Cash#Gregg_Mays|Gregg Mays]]. While this video is available, a video made by Gregg related to 10242009 was set to private. Gregg's video has not been found since and is considered to be lost.

===Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke (Mao's response)===
{{See also|Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke}}

[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 17 [[January 2010]] in which he reads and reviews [[Asperchu]]. While this video is available, [[Mao]]'s response video released on the same day was made private. The video has not been found since then; Mao's response is currently considered to be lost.

===CatKnight Interview 5===
{{See also|CatKnight Interview 5}}

On 28 March 2016, Sir [[Arthur Spatchcock]], also known as '''CatKnight''' and '''Master Disaster''', conducted an interview with Chris on lets-plays. The footage and audio of this interview have been lost though; the transcript is intact.

===Chris Chan VS. The Internet===
{{See also|Chris Chan VS. The Internet}}

[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] was a documentary made by Joseph Draft first announced on Kickstarter on 4 [[April 2019]]. The documentary includes interviews with Chris, [[Barbara]], and [[Megan Schroeder]] as well as candid footage of Chris going about his life. However, due to various alleged factors,<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> the documentary has not surfaced and the hard drive containing the documentary has allegedly been destroyed, making this documentary lost. However, the trailer, opening, and other two fragments are available.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uEMpBxFu0</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98sXo70dAWs</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znnWao2FJbQ</ref>

===Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (second accidental stream)===
{{See also|March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)}}

This video was the latter of the two accidentally started livestream recordings, which consisted of Chris singing the same song as the last time, before realising he pressed the stream button instead of recording it. While the first one has been saved, the latter was deleted far too soon for anyone to download it, making it forever lost.

===CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)===
{{See also|CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)}}

paintingatree was Chris's [[CWCki Forums]] account. However the posts preserved under this account come from the second account made in early 2013 as Chris's first account, also called paintingatree, was made sometime in 2012. However none of the posts Chris made in 2012 have been archived making them lost.

===DooDoo fard2874 pictures===
{{See also|Post-jail sightings (2023)}}

On 9 September 2023 Discord user DooDoo fard2874 chased down Chris in a Sheetz convenience store somewhere in Virginia. DooDoo fard2874 posted four images and a video of this event which shows Chris's Chevrolet Aveo driving however a picture of Chris reportedly was taken though it has not emerged and is currently lost.

===Dillin Thomas DMs===
{{See also|Dillin Thomas DMs}}

[[Dillin Thomas]] is a former [[Christuber]] who eventually closed his YouTube channel. With the closure was the loss of material such as DMs from Chris. Two DMs are known with the former, leaked on 23 [[December 2019]], only having one quote from Chris preserved with the rest of their communication being lost.

===eBay Purchases and Listings (2001-2008)===
Chris has been using eBay since all the way back in [[2001]]. While this wiki has archived most of Chris's eBay listings (and purchases) from 2008 onward, the same can't be said for his previous ones prior to that year. There have been a few records of his purchases from that era, but not a whole lot, and especially nothing of his potential listings. Chris's bans and suspensions from eBay, as well as potentially using sockpuppets, also make archiving these difficult, so it's possible these bits of info are lost.

===Helena DMs===
{{See also|Helena DMs}}

Between 15-21, [[June 2021]] Helena Fiorenza and Chris contacted each other through Twitter. However, the conversation that is available only shows the end of their communications and not the previous messages making the DM in its entirety lost.

===Jackie's Father Call===
{{See also|Jackie}}

In an email sent from [[Jackie]] to [[Chris]] at 1:36 PM on 16 [[July 2011]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_30</ref>, [[Jackie]] revealed that the day before Jackie's father who was drunk at the time got into a call with [[Chris]]. It is unknown if the call was recorded, and even if it was, no audio nor transcript of the call has been released, making this call lost.

===Julie Reveals Herself (Video)===
{{See also|Julie Reveals Herself}}

[[Julie Reveals Herself]] is a [[Mumble]] chat between [[Bluespike]] and [[Chris]] on 3 [[March 2009]] which involves shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum and [[Julie]] revealing herself to be a boy. While the audio of the chat exists, the video that accompanied it, which includes footage of Chris shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum, is lost. It's worth noting that Chris claimed he didn't record himself doing so, so it's possible a video recording never existed to begin with (and given the rest of the trolls were disgusted at what was going on, it's possibly unlikely they didn't have a recording of it either).

===Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba (original)===
{{See also|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba}}

Chris uploaded the video in [[January 2024]] but then removed it later in the month and uploaded another copy. Only the Raw Captions generated by YouTube were archived of the original video.

===MKRs Bloody Chunks Leaks===
{{see also|Chats leaked by MKRs Bloody Chunks}}
On 27 January 2020, a Kiwi Farms account under the name '''MKRs Bloody Chunks''' leaked a set of messages and audio files from The Place and Arbitarch CWC Alliance servers. These were only partially archived on the CWCki however. As of April 2025, the majority of these contents have been lost, as many of the links from the original post are now broken.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=52454|post=5926848}}</ref>

===My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey (Kacey's Part)===
{{See also|My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey}}

On 31 [[October 2009]] Chris made a video singing the male part of the lyrics to the song "A Whole New World", in response to [[Kacey]] uploading a video singing the female part of the same song. While Chris's video is available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv3znHKues</ref>, Kacey's video has been taken down by YouTube and is currently lost.

===No More Jokes (Clyde's response)===
{{See also|No More Jokes}}

[[No More Jokes]] was a video by [[Chris]] released on 5 [[November 2009]] in which he reveals the real identity of [[Clyde Cash]]. While both the SFW and NSFW versions of the video exist, Clyde's response to the video is currently lost.

===Power (Document)===
{{See also|Power}}

[[Power]] was a zip file containing three videos of [[Chris]] performing acts of strength to impress [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which was leaked by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Along with the three videos contained an edited audio file of "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. While the videos and audio files are available, the "special thanks" document has been lost.

===PS3 Tutorial for my fans (full video)===
{{See also|PS3 Tutorial for my fans}}

On 24 [[February 2010]] the [[Magical Man]] uploaded a video in which he filmed Chris giving a tutorial on how to use a [[PS3]]. The video starts mid-sentence and ends abruptly showing that there was more footage than was released. The full video has not been found.

===Red Forest (other audio files)===
{{See also|Red Forest}}

[[Red Forest]] is one of several audio files created by [[Joshua Wise]] created in the autumn of [[2017]] used to manipulate Chris's beliefs on reality. There are other files aside from [[Red Forest]] to have existed with the only known one being revealed by Wise in the [[Idea Guy Q&A]] in which Wise used Chris's audio in an altered form to manipulate him.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q%26A#Manipulating_Chris</ref> This audio has never been released, and it is unknown how many other audio clips existed as none aside from [[Red Forest]] have been leaked, making them lost.

===Simonchu===
{{See also|Simonchu}}

[[Simonchu]] was a parody comic of [[Sonichu]] staring the eponymous character Simonchu created on 26 [[August 2008]]. As the comic was hosted on [[Asperpedia]] which shut down in [[2010]] and the archive of Simonchu has its file link request invalidated the comic is lost aside from some fragments.<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/simonchu-the-lost-fancomic.10338/#post-809780</ref><ref>https://imgur.com/fWC2lw3,1B7ulIl,GIIC5w1,eu84mkL,5eeYSx1,aNUzCR8,7eoGNbq,53ilnRW,i6xiNk6,3FirXzm,lrcSkRr,oQHqVSK,CYo0pA6,3ZTtGWC</ref>

===Sockness DMs===
{{See also|Sockness DMs}}

Jacob Sockness is known to have had two DM communications with Chris, the first being on 28 [[August 2019]] and the second on 17 [[July 2020]]. Both DMs only show part of the communication making the entirety of their communications lost.

===Sonichu Fan Promo (videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Fan Promo}}

The [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] were three 3D animated shorts on [[Sonichu]] made by [[Timmys1984]], released between 11-14 [[October 2008]]. While the transcripts of all three videos exist, only the third video remains.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNoO0ZRDBE</ref> However, [[Chris]] incorporated these animations into [[Sonichu]] Issue 9, pages 72, 78, and 79 with 72 being the first short, 78 is the second short, and 79 is the third short.

===Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast===
{{See also|Twitch}}

On 16 [[March 2018]] Chris streamed the game '''Burnout Paradise Remastered''' on the [[PS4]]. While certain parts of the stream are available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXt6H5t1MoY</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwx7Y0A6_o</ref>, the stream footage in its entirety has been lost.

===The "Black Tape"===
{{Main|The Black Tape}}

===The Chris Chan Interview (unedited version)===
{{See also|Keffals}}

The Chris Chan Interview was an interview conducted by [[Keffals]] with [[Chris]], uploaded to [[Youtube]] on 16 [[January 2024]]. However the uploaded interview was an edited version, with the unedited version only being accessible if someone pledged to the $100,000 tier on Keffals's [[Patreon]].<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Currently no one has pledged to this tier and considering the price point it is unlikely that anyone ever will, making this work currently lost.

===ThePCAssassins Phone Calls===
{{See also|ThePCAssassins }}

ThePCAssassins is a YouTube account which previously had hosted many videos of trolls calling and speaking to Bob. To date only four of these calls are still publicly available, making the rest lost. One of them is numbered "Bob Call 6," indicating there are, at minimum, between two and five additional recordings currently unaccounted for, depending on how the other videos were originally numbered.

===Tlaw DMs===
{{See also|Tlaw DMs}}

Tlaw, at an unknown date, had a communication with Chris over setting a tabletop role-playing game in CWCville. However, the middle part of the communication is missing, making it lost.

===Unrecorded Voicemail Greetings===
{{See also|Voicemail greeting}}
Chris has changed his cell phone voicemail greeting message many times over the years. Many of these greetings have a transcription but no available recording, either because they were never recorded or because the recording has become lost.

===Unreleased Jackie E-mails===
{{See also|Category:Jackie E-mails}}

Between 5 [[April 2010]] to 7 [[September 2011]], [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] interacted with each other over emails which have been compiled into 31 sets. However, the emails present are the ones [[Alec Benson Leary]] compiled and it is confirmed that [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] had email conversations that [[Alec Benson Leary]] omitted due to them being irrelevant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-you-losing-interest-in-chris.3255/page-5#post-190559</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/ZznwI</ref> Considering how long ago these events happened, it is likely that these unreleased emails will never surface, making them lost.

===Unreleased Miscreant Interactions===
{{See also|Miscreants}}

The [[Miscreants]] were a group of [[trolls]] consisting of many of the most notable, including [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]]. While many of their interactions with [[Chris]] are known, [[Marvin]] has confirmed that a significant amount of chats and calls the [[Miscreants]] and [[Chris]] had have not been released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Om30l</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/5HTxq</ref> Considering how long ago these interactions happened and the fact it is unknown if anyone has these unreleased chats and calls, these interactions are likely lost.

===Web Soup Appearance===
{{See also|For G4s Web Soup}}

''Web Soup'' was a television series on the defunct network G4, which served as a spin-off of the E! network's long-running series ''The Soup'' and, like that series, focused on satirical commentary on then-recent pop culture events, specifically Internet media and viral videos. One episode, aired in [[July 2009]], featured an appearance of Chris's [[I Got a Fish]] video, the [[Toucher and Rich Segment|second time]] it popped up in the mainstream media. However, even though Chris himself acknowledged this appearance, the episode with that segment has been lost to time. While several other episodes of ''Web Soup'' have been recovered and archived over the years, the one with Chris's appearance has yet to resurface, not helped by the series being off the air since 2014 and never having been given an official home media release.

==Lost Relics==
===Asperchu Medallion===
{{See also|Asperchu}}

The '''Asperchu Medallion''' was a variant of the [[Sonichu]] medallion featuring [[Asperchu]] instead of [[Sonichu]] sent to [[Chris]] by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. It is unknown when [[Alec Benson Leary]] sent the medallion to [[Chris]] however the medallion was first seen in Chris's [[Magical Man Potion]] video uploaded on 24 [[February 2010]]. [[Chris]] revealed in a [[Facebook]] post made on 2 [[August 2014]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Fan_items_lost_in_the_fire</ref> that the '''Asperchu Medallion''' was destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], making it lost.

===Attraction Sign===
{{See also|Attraction Sign}}

The [[Attraction Sign]]s were a series of signs detailing his desire for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] used from [[2004]] to [[2014]]. All the signs made before the [[2014 house fire]] have not appeared since likely being destroyed in the event, thereby making them lost. One sign has been made since the [[2014 house fire]] on [[July 2014]] on Chris's [[OkCupid]] account<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_4.jpg</ref>, however, it has also not appeared since likely making it lost.

===Goddess Log Vol. 5===
According to TheGamerFromMars's documentary ''The Resurrection of Chris Chan'', though the first four volumes of the Goddess Logs were sent over to 14 Branchland Ct, the fifth volume, which details Chris's stay at [[Western State Hospital]], was severely deteriorated from water damage before anyone could get a copy.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

===Heart Torch of Fail===
{{See also|Heart Torch of Fail}}

The [[Heart Torch of Fail]] was a torch made of [[Pixelblocks]] that has an unknown significance to the [[Love Quest]]. The torch was made sometime before or during [[2005]] as it appears in [[Sonichu 4]], which was produced in the year [[2005]]. Since its appearance in [[2005]], it has never been seen since likely, being destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], thereby making it lost.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Medallions}}

The [[Medallions]] refers to the [[Sonichu]] [[Medallions]] made by [[Chris]] over the course of his life. The prototype medallion which [[Chris]] wore in [[2004]] as it is mentioned in the [[Autism papers]] disappeared after this year and is believed to be lost in the literal sense.

===Red String of Fate===
{{See also|Red String of Fate}}

The [[Red String of Fate]] was a string with a paper heart attached on the end designed to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] created on 1 [[August 2004]]. In [[anime]] like [[Excel Saga]], of which Chris likely got the idea from as he watched [[Excel Saga]] before creating the [[Red String of Fate]],<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160827014324/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews3.htm</ref> the [[red string]] is used as a metaphor to in courting love. However, [[Chris]] did not see the metaphor and would throw the [[red string]] at women in the hopes of "reeling" them in. On 5 [[August 2004]] a [[Jerkop|mall security guard]] confiscated it and it has never resurfaced, likely being destroyed and thereby lost.

===The Wall of Originals===
{{See also|The Wall of Originals}}

[[The Wall of Originals]] was a wall covered in Chris's customized [[Pokémon]] cards. Most of the cards from the wall were destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], although some survived as revealed in a [[July 2017]] tweet and [[Chris]] listing the surviving cards on [[eBay]] in [[June 2018]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Holographic_cards</ref>

==Lost and Found Media==

{{Quote|I will try, if chance favours my wishes, to seek for you the Germanic Wars of Pliny the Elder.|Symmachus, Letters, 4.18.5}}

===2021 Lost Commissions===
{{See also|2021 Lost Commissions}}

The [[2021 Lost Commissions]] were a series of commissioned art created in the summer of 2021 for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser. Due to Chris's arrest for incest these works were never delivered and remained lost at [[14 Branchland Court]] until Chris reacquired them after his release. These works would then be listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] on 15 [[October 2023]].

===An Interview with the Chris-Chan===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

An Interview with the Chris-Chan was Chris's first interview after trolling began occurring on or before 17 [[October 2008]]<ref>Date determined from [https://web.archive.org/web/20081021045439/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive10#An_interview ED Chris-chan talk page, Archive10]</ref> being hosted on [[PSN]] and being uploaded to Youtube. It is notable for being the first video appearance of [[Barb]]. Sometime after the video was removed from Youtube for "violating YouTube's policy on hate speech" until it was rediscovered and re-uploaded on 27 [[January 2017]].

===BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7 (full recording)===
{{See also|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}

A recorded PSN chat between Chris, [[Bob]], and "[[Julie]]" lasting approximately twenty minutes. The first nine minutes and eighteen seconds of the chat were preserved, but the recording abruptly ends while Bob is discussing his music collection. The lost portion of the call includes Bob talking about his health problems and [[Cherokee]] heritage, followed by goodbyes and the trolls talking among themselves. A full copy of the call was located on [[statustjej]]'s hard drive, who promptly uploaded it to the Internet Archive.

===Chris-chan Discusses...===
{{See also|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] is a series of interviews conducted by Larry Bundy and [[Chris]] conducted over [[June 2009]] and uploaded to Youtube over [[July 2009]]. However the releases over [[July 2009]] were only extracts from the full interviews of which were not released until 30 [[August 2012]].

===Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg===
[[File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The screencap.]]
On 30 [[March 2011]], [[CWCki]] editor [[User:Riley Martin|Riley Martin]] uploaded [[:File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|a mysterious picture]] to the site. Not much was known about the image besides the little information the editor gave:
{{quoteboxred|From some mysterious video. Chris’ face never changes from that smile, and he never stops staring. Don’t ask where it’s from.}}

Later the same day, a CWCki editor would ask for the source of the screencap on its talk page, but didn't receive any reply. Riley Martin has not edited the CWCki since 26 [[February 2012]], making the original video and its context lost for over a decade.

YouTube user [[Statustjej]] finally uploaded the clip on 10 October 2025.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>

===Chris Sex Logs (Audio)===
{{See also|Chris Sex Logs}}

On 27 [[September 2008]] [[PandaHalo]] released a series of Skype chats in which Chris discussed with her a variety of subjects related to [[sex]]. While the transcript of the chats is available, the audio accompanying the chats was lost for over 10 years except for a 5:30-minute snippet.<ref>https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1</ref> The audio was later uploaded to the Internet Archive by [[Statustjej]].<ref>https://archive.org/details/lost-chrischan-pandahalo-audio-logs</ref>

===CopperCab Interview===
{{See also|CopperCab}}

The CopperCab Interview is an interview between Claire Kittrell, known on Youtube as CopperCab, and [[Chris]] uploaded on 23 [[October 2017]]. However the interview uploaded was not the full interview as indicated by the "Part 2 Tomorrow!" at the end of the video. However Part 2 was not uploaded on 24 [[October 2017]] leading to the assumption that Part 2 would never be released making it lost. However Part 2 was released on 5 [[August 2021]].

===CWC is Angry===
{{See also|CWC is Angry}}

[[CWC is Angry]] is a video released in [[August 2007]] in which Chris shoots at a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the [[Megatron pistol]] and is notable for being Chris's last video before he got trolled. Sometime after, the video was lost as [[Adam Stackhouse]] in a comment made on or before 8 April 2009 mentions the video being lost,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]</ref> later in [[April 2009]] the video was found.

===Fiona Facetime Video - Hair Twirling===
{{see also|Fiona Facetime Videos}}

Three videos of [[Fiona]] and Chris interacting over Facetime were censored on the CWCki. This was due to the Suitress Policy, which at one point called for censoring Fiona's appearances. The policy was relaxed on March 2022, now allowing for her face to be shown in videos and first name to be used in transcripts. This led to two of the three videos becoming uncensored, but one of the videos, Hair Twirling, remained censored because the uncensored video was lost for some time. The source for the original video was later found.

===Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)===
{{See also|Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)}}

[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)]] refers to the original interview conducted between members do the Internet Dream Lounge and [[Chris]] that took place on 4 [[September 2017]]. However upon negative feedback this interview was not uploaded, making it lost, while a second interview was held which was uploaded on 8 [[October 2017]]. However in [[August 2020]] the file of the unused first interview was leaked making it found.

===IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court===
{{See also|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}

The [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]] as the title suggests was a tour of Chris's home that occurred on 31 [[August 2014]] with [[Chris]] giving the tour to [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]]. The audio and slideshow of the tour were posted to [[Cousin Al]]'s YouTube channel on 8 [[September 2014]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/irl-tour-of-14-bc-audio.8231/ ([https://archive.ph/JqIx8 archive])</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150311043032/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4w28lQAON0</ref> Al's YouTube channel was subsequently terminated leading to the video of the audio and slideshow becoming lost. However, as of 6 [[August 2022]], a copy of the video was found.

===Jackson Dalton Interview===
{{See also|Jackson Dalton}}

The [[Jackson Dalton]] Interview was an interview between Jackson Dalton and [[Chris]] that occurred on 4 [[January 2019]] and uploaded to Youtube on 8 [[January 2019]] however the interview posted was edited and was not the full interview. Shortly after the upload the interview was taken down by Dalton due to poor reception, but was archived, while the unedited version was not released leading to the assumption it would never be released and thereby making it lost. However on 13 [[February 2020]] Dalton uploaded the full unedited interview.

===Manchester High Leaks===
{{See also|Manchester High Leaks}}

The [[Manchester High Leaks]] is a series of high school assignments from Chris's junior year between [[1998]] and [[1999]].<ref>https://archive.ph/4xcbm</ref> It was thought that these documents were permanently lost in the [[2014 house fire]] as before the fire these documents had not surfaced leading to them being considered lost even before the fire. However, [[Cousin Al]] on [[June 2014]] after digging through Chris's trash, found these documents though they were damaged from the [[2014 house fire]].

===Rental House Tour===
{{See also|Rental House Tour}}

The [[Rental House Tour]] was a tour of Chris' temporary house in the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]] recorded by [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]] on 31 [[August 2014]]. Sometime before or on 6 [[March 2019]] the video had been lost.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lost-cwcki-links.54097/</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/uuKkf</ref> However, on 14 and 19 [[April 2019]] the 1st and 2nd halves of the recording were found.

===Scrapbook of Fail===
{{See also|Scrapbook of Fail}}

The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] are two binders containing every comic [[Chris]] has ever drawn including [[Sonichu]]. After the [[2014 house fire]] the scrapbook stopped being mentioned leading to the belief that it had been lost as reported by [[Sachumo]]<ref>https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s?t=3420</ref> however, in [[November 2015]] [[Chris]] revealed the scrapbook had been found and survived the fire.

===ShecameforCWC.JPG===
{{See also|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}

[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] is a pornographic drawing consisting of [[Chris]] vaginally stimulating [[Megan Schroeder]] uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on 11 [[November 2007]]. On 4 [[November 2013]], and again in [[January 2018]], Chris claimed that he had destroyed the original drawing, leading to the assumption that it was lost media<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing</ref><ref>[[Brianfrogboy chats#shecameforcwc]]</ref>. However, on 23 [[April 2018]], Chris listed [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] for sale on his [[eBay]], which was bought by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. It turned out that Chris had not truly destroyed the drawing but cut it up into squares - making it easy to reassemble - before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]]. It is unknown what the Teen Troon Squad have done with the drawing but it can be presumed they still own it, though they have not shown it off.

===The Classic===
{{See also|The Classic}}

[[The Classic]] refers to Chris's red and blue rugby shirt that he wore in many of his videos. It was thought that this shirt was destroyed and thereby lost in the [[2014 house fire]]. However, in [[April 2017]] [[Chris]] found [[The Classic]]. However, on 10 [[August 2018]] [[Barb]] threw away [[The Classic]] as revealed in a text to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] from [[Chris]], thereby making [[The Classic]] lost again.<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/651071.html#q687492</ref>

===The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)===
{{See also|The Sonichu Chronicles}}

[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] was a PowerPoint presentation made by [[Chris]] in [[January 2009]] and was presented to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as to give ideas on a [[Sonichu]] game. The contents of the slides are known as Chris in [[November 2009]] displayed them in the two part video [[Sonichu Powerpoint]]. However, the PowerPoint file was missing, making the slides lost for over a decade until [[Statustjej]] uploaded them to the Internet Archive on 21 October 2025.<ref>https://archive.org/details/the-sonichu-chronicles</ref>

===Sonichu Home Club (Videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Home Club}}

The [[Sonichu Home Club]] was an online event hosted on Chris's [[PS3]] through an online network. The purpose of these events was to gather [[TRUE and HONEST]] fans of [[Sonichu]], however, it appears these events were done by [[Chris]] in the hope of receiving praise. Two of these events occurred and had videos made about them by [[Vivian Gee]], but they were deleted. However, they were soon reuploaded in 2017 by CWCville Archives.

==Unknown Lost Media==
While this article has listed lost media associated with [[Chris]], this is the only lost media known to have existed and is now lost. It is almost certain that there are hundreds if not thousands of pieces of lost media around [[Chris]] that were never known or never released publicly or were never archived and have been lost. One can only speculate what has not been released or what has been lost over the course of Chris's life. Moreover, one can only speculate on what is waiting to be found.

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Ian Brandon Anderson

2025-10-21T09:32:45Z

FokkerTISM: more appropriate word

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{{Protip|"Ian Brandon Anderson", like "[[For Julie's Eyes Only|JULAAAAAAAAAAAY]]", is an ancient, discredited meme which only weens use. If you need to disambiguate Christian Chandler from Christopher Duckworth in the context of the Liquid saga, use "Solid Chris" instead.}}
{{quote|I NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANNAN! SOMETHING!!! AGH!!|Chris<ref>[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]</ref>}}
[[Image:JAELou2.jpg|thumb|An IBA Chandler sniper rifle.]]

'''Ian Brandon Anderson''' was a name given to [[Chris]] in late [[2009]] as part of an in-joke during the [[Liquid Chris]] saga. When Liquid first showed up, his gimmick was that he was supposedly the ''real'' Christian Weston Chandler, and that the CChanSonichu account on [[YouTube]] had been hacked by an impostor a short while ago, and it was the impostor who was now operating the '''IBAChandler''' account and pretending to be the real Chris. In this narrative, Ian Brandon Anderson was supposedly the real name of the impostor.

==The name==
[[Image:Solid Chris by Epinephrine.png|IBA, AKA "Solid Chris" as illustrated by Epinephrine on the CWCki Discord|thumb]]
The name originated from the first 3 initials in Chris's new YouTube screen name. As Chris later explained, the real meaning of IBAChandler was that it was a magnificently stupid wordplay joke, meaning "I Be a Chandler", as in "I, Christian, am one of the Chandlers" (inspired by [[Bob]]'s old license plate, which read "IBMRC" [I Be Mr. C]). However, when Chris later uploaded [[Rollin' and Trollin']], he gave the real [[trolls]] ammunition to use against him, as they were able to support Liquid's claims of being the [[TRUE and HONEST]] Chris-Chan, whilst claiming that the actual Chris was really a troll, and using the video as proof of their claims. During this, one of the many YouTube trolls involved came up with the idea that IBA was actually an acronym for the impostor's real name, deciding that it meant Ian Brandon Anderson. Liquid himself later picked up on this and began accusing Chris of being Ian as well, leading directly into the rest of the Liquid Saga, such as the [[SingStar Challenge]] and the conflict over [[Kacey]].

==Chris's reaction==
Of course, suggesting that Chris was anything other than the true and honest Christian Weston Chandler was a serious insult to him. Every instance of Liquid calling him Ian in [[Kacey and Liquid Call|phone calls]] or in a video would cause Chris to rage and scream about how he was the real Christian, resulting in such humorous videos as [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]] in which he infamously screamed about the name

{{quote|I NAME IS NOT IAN...[[Speech impediment|BRANNAN]]...SOMETHING! I am Christian. Weston. CHANDLER! SO IT GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL, AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT HAVE GOD HAS BEEN GIVEN TO ME! And the bear at Regency Square Shopping Center during 1989...you DAMN! MOCKING! BASTARD!}}

Ironically, Chris's over-the-top reactions over being called Ian Brandon Anderson only helped the nickname stick even further among trolls.

When Chris later included Liquid as a character in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his character's name was [[Liquid Chris|IBAChandler]], just like the YouTube screen name.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160806063224/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_79</ref>

Though Chris did [[tard rage]] over being called Ian several times during the Liquid Saga, it should be noted that he only ever reacted to Liquid calling him as such. In spite of what you may think, [[weens]] commenting on Chris's YouTube channels and calling his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] to [[Prank calls|scream into his phone]] haven't done anything to Chris, because even he is aware of how childish their attempts at getting under his skin are.

A [[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|letter]] to Chris by a ween dated 21 October 2021 included the name transliterated into Perso-Arabic script at the bottom.

<center>{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Denial: The Ian Brandon Anderson Story (trailer)
| ytid = iS42GGu2f2o
| Stardate = 29 [[November 2009]]
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/GodAndTheBearFilms GodAndTheBearFilms]
| Subject = Ian Brandon Anderson
| Video Type = Moch-Trailer
}}</center>

==References==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Liquid Chris]] - The first person to call Chris Ian to his face
*[[Asperchu]] - Which used Ian jokes on occasion
*[[Singstar Challenge]] - In which Liquid called Chris Ian several times
*[[Rollin' and Trollin']] - The catalyst for the original Ian meme
*[[CWC Trollin More]] - Chris's attempt to die the Ian name down, which failed

{{The Cwcivil War of 2009}}

[[Category:Liquid Saga]]
[[Category:Chris's alter egos]]

Talk:Chris Sex Logs

2025-10-21T00:22:54Z

FokkerTISM: /* Link to the audio recordings is gone */

I still have nightmares from transcribing this shit. Thanks to OrangeMarmalade for writing the initial drafts. I had to go back and listen to it and correct every single detail, and pretty much rewrite everything after listening to the audio 100 times over and over again, listening to specific parts to find what I missed. I still am shuddering at it to this day. --[[User:Falsion|Falsion]] 03:53, 12 March 2009 (CET)

There's some unwarranted commentary in this log. I'm not going to point the blame but point is, this sort of thing really isn't called for. Brief summaries are in order for those who don't feel like reading the entire text but inserting commentaries like "Probably because it's a squalor" on why no one visits his house really isn't in order. Save that sort of stuff in the summary, if you must. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:32, 8 June 2009 (CEST)

Reference to the stuff that happened in Sonichu 8 should be mentioned briefly before the Sonichu spoilers section and likewise, this stuff should be mentioned in the Sonichu 8 article. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:34, 28 August 2009 (CEST)

==Origins?==

So were the Sex Logs part of an actual chat Chris had with PandaHalo, or a series of chats? And at what point during the PandaHalo saga did they happen? A brief explanatory paragraph at the beginning of the article would probably be good, as I'd seen this article before when clicking the "Random page" link, but until I just discovered the hyperlink in the PandaHalo article, I had no idea where these came from. I'd add something, but I don't know the details. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 07:22, 3 November 2009 (CET)
*I was going to say the same thing about the intro paragraph as well. Anyways, I think this was when Chris was between Blanca and Panda, like he was going back and forth between the two. My recommendation is to dig through the ED talk page archive, circa September 2008 to find answers. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:23, 22 November 2009 (CET)
:* Yeah, if it was September then he was waffling between Panda and Blanca at that point. He didn't go all the way over to Blanca until the very end of September, when he had his whacko dream and wrote her the love letter and whatnot. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:22, 27 November 2009 (CET)

==House coat==
[[Image:Recycle.jpg|thumb|right|The house coat in question?]]
Do you think it's his green robe he uses in his [[honest]] videos? Wikitionary says it's another term for a bathrobe and we are dealing with someone who calls the toilet the "commode." Is this an anachronism from his parents or would any Southerners know if this is a regional thing? The primary definition seems to be that of a gown a woman wears, but it seems plausible Chris is referring to his bathrobe. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:16, 27 November 2009 (CET)
*I can confirm that a house coat would also be used as a synonym for a bathrobe. Granted, a housecoat is usually made of a more plain material, not necessarily one as absorbent as the towelly bathrobe Chris is wearing, but it wouldn't be unusual to call it a house coat, let alone use it as such. I'm not sure if it's a more regional term, but I know I've heard it referred to as such up in Canada. [[User:SirCucumber|SirCucumber]] 05:12, 27 November 2009 (CET)

==Renaming/sub headings==
I notice that the transcripts here aren't category 3 headings so like, you could directly link to each chat (for instance, the recent revised ED article should have a link to the first time chat transcript). However, where he discusses how he masturbates it's just called "CWC, pervert." Should we rename it or should we go with the traditional namings? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:36, 19 December 2009 (CET)

== Link to the audio recordings is gone ==

[[User:Thnxbb|Thnxbb]] has been searching for some backups as have I but there don't seem to be any. I had a look on KF for a few and also on archive.org (which has a trove of videos backed up) but audio recordings are very difficult to find. Anybody know where we can get them? --[[User:Moppo.moose|Moppo.moose]] ([[User talk:Moppo.moose|talk]]) 08:24, 19 April 2019 (UTC)
:The guy who found the video from where that "Chris at his Escort creepy smile" image from 15 years ago was taken from commented on his upload of the video that he had uploaded the sex discussion recordings to the Internet Archive, so had a look and put the link in the relevant pages on here. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 20:22, 20 October 2025 (EDT)

Lost Media

2025-10-21T00:08:41Z

FokkerTISM:

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|Since the passage of time has destroyed Sappho and her works, her lyre and songs, I will set other lines before you as examples.|Tzetzes, On the Metres of Pindar, 20-22}}

'''Lost media''' refers to media that once existed but has been lost or destroyed or media that has never been released publicly.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_media</ref> This article aims to document the following kinds of lost media:

* Media made by or featuring Chris which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary.
* Media made by or featuring Chris which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* Media made by trolls that Chris has responded to or acknowledged which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary or which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* [[Relics of Fail]] whose current whereabouts are unknown or were destroyed (excluding those that Chris is known to have sold to fans).

Because of the broad scope of the article, it is unlikely to ever be complete. Of course, some lost media is of greater interest to Christorians than other lost media.

==Pre-internet discovery Lost Media==
===Autism papers===
{{See also|Autism papers}}

The [[Autism papers]] were a series of papers detailing the mental state of [[Chris]] and to what extent he has [[autism]]. Most of these papers appeared to have been destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] as none of them have appeared since. Even if not destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], the hoard that is [[14 Branchland Court]] makes finding these papers next to impossible, making these papers almost certainly lost. However, one paper from [[2004]] survives as it was e-mailed to [[Kacey]] by [[Chris]] who passed it on to [[Liquid Chris]] who then distributed the paper online in [[November 2009]].

===Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) (Master Copy)===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)}}

An extended edition of Chris's 2007 homemade DVD allegedly featuring over six hours of original content. Chris offered to share it with [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] in their emails. It was given to [[Joseph Draft]] in 2019 during planning for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===CWC's Diary===
{{See also|CWC's Diary}}

[[CWC's Diary]] refers to a series of entries published between 2004-2005 in a diary format. It is unknown if these entries came from a physical diary or from Chris's blogs on [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]. It must be remembered that the entries available are the ones Chris made public on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that the diary in its entirety has not been found. With Chris's [[MySpace]] being deleted in mid-2008 and a physical diary not emerging [[CWC's Diary]] in its entirety is lost.

===CWC's Pokésite 1===
{{See also|CWC's Pokésite 1}}

[[CWC's Pokésite 1]], originally known as CWC's Pokésite, was Chris's first website launched between 25 April and 3 July 1999. Chris appears to have abandoned the site in late July as on 22 July [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] was launched. The content of [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] is lost as the site is no longer up and the archive of the site only has three pages with the rest not working.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606031644/http://homes.acmecity.com/games/demo/190/GameShark.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606110946/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/GameShark2.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606132641/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/junglecards.html</ref> Also, the site guestbook is still available.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20001021022214/neptune.guestworld.lycos.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Starytime</ref> A Spanish version of the site also existed, however, the site is down and it was never archived making this lost as well.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20010801000000*/http://games.acmecity.com/demo/190/Espanol.html</ref>

===How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi" (For the Very Shy Man)===
{{See also|User:RachmaninovDESU/How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi"}}

The work is a pamphlet created by [[Chris]] on how to attract women. The date of creation is unknown however as Chris uses the pseudonym "Reldnahc Netso' Naitsirhc" a misspelling of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] which was created on 24 [[March 2005]] it is likely that the pamphlet was created sometime after though a terminus ante quem has not been established. While the front cover exists the rest of the pamphlet has not emerged either because it does not exist or because it is lost.

===Report cards===
{{See also|Honor roll}}

The report cards are a series of papers from Chris's education detailing his grades and academic progress. There has been no mention of these documents since the [[2014 house fire]], likely being destroyed and thereby lost. Even if not destroyed [[Chris]], claimed before the house fire in [[2009]] within [[Mailbag 19]] that he could not access the documents.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_19#We_cannot_see_Chris.27s_report_cards</ref> Considering how cluttered [[14 Branchland Court]] is and [[Chris]] not having access to the documents, to begin with, it is unlikely that the documents can be found, making them lost if they have not been destroyed. However, Chris's grades can be seen in the assignments that have survived in the [[Manchester High Leaks]], so Chris's grades are not entirely lost.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes (items)===
{{See also|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

The [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a contest held in 1993 in which the person who wrote down every "Sonic Sez" segment and sent it in would get the chance to win certain prizes, with the biggest prize being a $1,000 shopping spree at {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}}.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o</ref> Chris won this contest in 1994 and got the $1,000 shopping spree; however, only five items have been known to be purchased:

* ''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
* ''Sonic CD'' (unknown price)
* ''Sonic Spinball'' ($49.99)
* "Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') (unknown price)
* "Power Rangers Megazord" (unknown price. Estimate $29.99)

It is unknown what other items Chris bought with the remaining $857.04 (not including the prices of ''Sonic CD'' and the ''Star Trek'' game) and are thereby lost. Furthermore, as revealed in a 21 June 2021 message on [[The Place]] Discord server,<ref>[[The Place chats (June 2021)#Warhol Book Stress and Hoarding]]</ref> only ''Sonic CD'' was still in Chris's possession at that point, with the rest either having perished in the fire or sold off.

===The First PS3 Attempt===
As the title suggests, this is presumably Chris's first attempt at his [[Pixelated PS3]] video. It was included in the "Director's Cut" of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] as an exclusive feature. According to the Director's Cut cover, it was filmed on 18 November [[2006]], the same date as the final take of the video. However, the regular DVD cover says that the Pixelated PS3 video was filmed on 28 November, so it may have been filmed on that date instead. Although the Director's Cut was obtained by [[Catherine]] and other material from it was leaked to the Internet, this video has never surfaced, possibly because it was just too uninteresting.

==Post-internet discovery Lost Media==
===10242009 (Gregg Mays' video)===
{{See also|10242009}}

[[10242009]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[October 2009]] in which he responds to [[Clyde Cash#Gregg_Mays|Gregg Mays]]. While this video is available, a video made by Gregg related to 10242009 was set to private. Gregg's video has not been found since and is considered to be lost.

===Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke (Mao's response)===
{{See also|Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke}}

[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 17 [[January 2010]] in which he reads and reviews [[Asperchu]]. While this video is available, [[Mao]]'s response video released on the same day was made private. The video has not been found since then; Mao's response is currently considered to be lost.

===BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7 (full recording)===
{{See also|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}

A recorded PSN chat between Chris, [[Bob]], and "[[Julie]]" lasting approximately twenty minutes. The first nine minutes and eighteen seconds of the chat were preserved, but the recording abruptly ends while Bob is discussing his music collection. The lost portion of the call includes Bob talking about his health problems and [[Cherokee]] heritage, followed by goodbyes and the trolls talking among themselves.

===CatKnight Interview 5===
{{See also|CatKnight Interview 5}}

On 28 March 2016, Sir [[Arthur Spatchcock]], also known as '''CatKnight''' and '''Master Disaster''', conducted an interview with Chris on lets-plays. The footage and audio of this interview have been lost though; the transcript is intact.

===Chris Chan VS. The Internet===
{{See also|Chris Chan VS. The Internet}}

[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] was a documentary made by Joseph Draft first announced on Kickstarter on 4 [[April 2019]]. The documentary includes interviews with Chris, [[Barbara]], and [[Megan Schroeder]] as well as candid footage of Chris going about his life. However, due to various alleged factors,<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> the documentary has not surfaced and the hard drive containing the documentary has allegedly been destroyed, making this documentary lost. However, the trailer, opening, and other two fragments are available.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uEMpBxFu0</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98sXo70dAWs</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znnWao2FJbQ</ref>

===Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (second accidental stream)===
{{See also|March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)}}

This video was the latter of the two accidentally started livestream recordings, which consisted of Chris singing the same song as the last time, before realising he pressed the stream button instead of recording it. While the first one has been saved, the latter was deleted far too soon for anyone to download it, making it forever lost.

===CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)===
{{See also|CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)}}

paintingatree was Chris's [[CWCki Forums]] account. However the posts preserved under this account come from the second account made in early 2013 as Chris's first account, also called paintingatree, was made sometime in 2012. However none of the posts Chris made in 2012 have been archived making them lost.

===DooDoo fard2874 pictures===
{{See also|Post-jail sightings (2023)}}

On 9 September 2023 Discord user DooDoo fard2874 chased down Chris in a Sheetz convenience store somewhere in Virginia. DooDoo fard2874 posted four images and a video of this event which shows Chris's Chevrolet Aveo driving however a picture of Chris reportedly was taken though it has not emerged and is currently lost.

===Dillin Thomas DMs===
{{See also|Dillin Thomas DMs}}

[[Dillin Thomas]] is a former [[Christuber]] who eventually closed his YouTube channel. With the closure was the loss of material such as DMs from Chris. Two DMs are known with the former, leaked on 23 [[December 2019]], only having one quote from Chris preserved with the rest of their communication being lost.

===eBay Purchases and Listings (2001-2008)===
Chris has been using eBay since all the way back in [[2001]]. While this wiki has archived most of Chris's eBay listings (and purchases) from 2008 onward, the same can't be said for his previous ones prior to that year. There have been a few records of his purchases from that era, but not a whole lot, and especially nothing of his potential listings. Chris's bans and suspensions from eBay, as well as potentially using sockpuppets, also make archiving these difficult, so it's possible these bits of info are lost.

===Helena DMs===
{{See also|Helena DMs}}

Between 15-21, [[June 2021]] Helena Fiorenza and Chris contacted each other through Twitter. However, the conversation that is available only shows the end of their communications and not the previous messages making the DM in its entirety lost.

===Jackie's Father Call===
{{See also|Jackie}}

In an email sent from [[Jackie]] to [[Chris]] at 1:36 PM on 16 [[July 2011]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_30</ref>, [[Jackie]] revealed that the day before Jackie's father who was drunk at the time got into a call with [[Chris]]. It is unknown if the call was recorded, and even if it was, no audio nor transcript of the call has been released, making this call lost.

===Julie Reveals Herself (Video)===
{{See also|Julie Reveals Herself}}

[[Julie Reveals Herself]] is a [[Mumble]] chat between [[Bluespike]] and [[Chris]] on 3 [[March 2009]] which involves shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum and [[Julie]] revealing herself to be a boy. While the audio of the chat exists, the video that accompanied it, which includes footage of Chris shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum, is lost. It's worth noting that Chris claimed he didn't record himself doing so, so it's possible a video recording never existed to begin with (and given the rest of the trolls were disgusted at what was going on, it's possibly unlikely they didn't have a recording of it either).

===Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba (original)===
{{See also|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba}}

Chris uploaded the video in [[January 2024]] but then removed it later in the month and uploaded another copy. Only the Raw Captions generated by YouTube were archived of the original video.

===MKRs Bloody Chunks Leaks===
{{see also|Chats leaked by MKRs Bloody Chunks}}
On 27 January 2020, a Kiwi Farms account under the name '''MKRs Bloody Chunks''' leaked a set of messages and audio files from The Place and Arbitarch CWC Alliance servers. These were only partially archived on the CWCki however. As of April 2025, the majority of these contents have been lost, as many of the links from the original post are now broken.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=52454|post=5926848}}</ref>

===My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey (Kacey's Part)===
{{See also|My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey}}

On 31 [[October 2009]] Chris made a video singing the male part of the lyrics to the song "A Whole New World", in response to [[Kacey]] uploading a video singing the female part of the same song. While Chris's video is available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv3znHKues</ref>, Kacey's video has been taken down by YouTube and is currently lost.

===No More Jokes (Clyde's response)===
{{See also|No More Jokes}}

[[No More Jokes]] was a video by [[Chris]] released on 5 [[November 2009]] in which he reveals the real identity of [[Clyde Cash]]. While both the SFW and NSFW versions of the video exist, Clyde's response to the video is currently lost.

===Power (Document)===
{{See also|Power}}

[[Power]] was a zip file containing three videos of [[Chris]] performing acts of strength to impress [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which was leaked by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Along with the three videos contained an edited audio file of "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. While the videos and audio files are available, the "special thanks" document has been lost.

===PS3 Tutorial for my fans (full video)===
{{See also|PS3 Tutorial for my fans}}

On 24 [[February 2010]] the [[Magical Man]] uploaded a video in which he filmed Chris giving a tutorial on how to use a [[PS3]]. The video starts mid-sentence and ends abruptly showing that there was more footage than was released. The full video has not been found.

===Red Forest (other audio files)===
{{See also|Red Forest}}

[[Red Forest]] is one of several audio files created by [[Joshua Wise]] created in the autumn of [[2017]] used to manipulate Chris's beliefs on reality. There are other files aside from [[Red Forest]] to have existed with the only known one being revealed by Wise in the [[Idea Guy Q&A]] in which Wise used Chris's audio in an altered form to manipulate him.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q%26A#Manipulating_Chris</ref> This audio has never been released, and it is unknown how many other audio clips existed as none aside from [[Red Forest]] have been leaked, making them lost.

===Simonchu===
{{See also|Simonchu}}

[[Simonchu]] was a parody comic of [[Sonichu]] staring the eponymous character Simonchu created on 26 [[August 2008]]. As the comic was hosted on [[Asperpedia]] which shut down in [[2010]] and the archive of Simonchu has its file link request invalidated the comic is lost aside from some fragments.<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/simonchu-the-lost-fancomic.10338/#post-809780</ref><ref>https://imgur.com/fWC2lw3,1B7ulIl,GIIC5w1,eu84mkL,5eeYSx1,aNUzCR8,7eoGNbq,53ilnRW,i6xiNk6,3FirXzm,lrcSkRr,oQHqVSK,CYo0pA6,3ZTtGWC</ref>

===Sockness DMs===
{{See also|Sockness DMs}}

Jacob Sockness is known to have had two DM communications with Chris, the first being on 28 [[August 2019]] and the second on 17 [[July 2020]]. Both DMs only show part of the communication making the entirety of their communications lost.

===Sonichu Fan Promo (videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Fan Promo}}

The [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] were three 3D animated shorts on [[Sonichu]] made by [[Timmys1984]], released between 11-14 [[October 2008]]. While the transcripts of all three videos exist, only the third video remains.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNoO0ZRDBE</ref> However, [[Chris]] incorporated these animations into [[Sonichu]] Issue 9, pages 72, 78, and 79 with 72 being the first short, 78 is the second short, and 79 is the third short.

===Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast===
{{See also|Twitch}}

On 16 [[March 2018]] Chris streamed the game '''Burnout Paradise Remastered''' on the [[PS4]]. While certain parts of the stream are available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXt6H5t1MoY</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwx7Y0A6_o</ref>, the stream footage in its entirety has been lost.

===The "Black Tape"===
{{Main|The Black Tape}}

===The Chris Chan Interview (unedited version)===
{{See also|Keffals}}

The Chris Chan Interview was an interview conducted by [[Keffals]] with [[Chris]], uploaded to [[Youtube]] on 16 [[January 2024]]. However the uploaded interview was an edited version, with the unedited version only being accessible if someone pledged to the $100,000 tier on Keffals's [[Patreon]].<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Currently no one has pledged to this tier and considering the price point it is unlikely that anyone ever will, making this work currently lost.

===The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)===
{{See also|The Sonichu Chronicles}}

[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] was a PowerPoint presentation made by [[Chris]] in [[January 2009]] and was presented to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as to give ideas on a [[Sonichu]] game. The contents of the slides are known as Chris in [[November 2009]] displayed them in the two part video [[Sonichu Powerpoint]]. However, the PowerPoint file is missing, making the slides currently lost.

===ThePCAssassins Phone Calls===
{{See also|ThePCAssassins }}

ThePCAssassins is a YouTube account which previously had hosted many videos of trolls calling and speaking to Bob. To date only four of these calls are still publicly available, making the rest lost. One of them is numbered "Bob Call 6," indicating there are, at minimum, between two and five additional recordings currently unaccounted for, depending on how the other videos were originally numbered.

===Tlaw DMs===
{{See also|Tlaw DMs}}

Tlaw, at an unknown date, had a communication with Chris over setting a tabletop role-playing game in CWCville. However, the middle part of the communication is missing, making it lost.

===Unrecorded Voicemail Greetings===
{{See also|Voicemail greeting}}
Chris has changed his cell phone voicemail greeting message many times over the years. Many of these greetings have a transcription but no available recording, either because they were never recorded or because the recording has become lost.

===Unreleased Jackie E-mails===
{{See also|Category:Jackie E-mails}}

Between 5 [[April 2010]] to 7 [[September 2011]], [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] interacted with each other over emails which have been compiled into 31 sets. However, the emails present are the ones [[Alec Benson Leary]] compiled and it is confirmed that [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] had email conversations that [[Alec Benson Leary]] omitted due to them being irrelevant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-you-losing-interest-in-chris.3255/page-5#post-190559</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/ZznwI</ref> Considering how long ago these events happened, it is likely that these unreleased emails will never surface, making them lost.

===Unreleased Miscreant Interactions===
{{See also|Miscreants}}

The [[Miscreants]] were a group of [[trolls]] consisting of many of the most notable, including [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]]. While many of their interactions with [[Chris]] are known, [[Marvin]] has confirmed that a significant amount of chats and calls the [[Miscreants]] and [[Chris]] had have not been released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Om30l</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/5HTxq</ref> Considering how long ago these interactions happened and the fact it is unknown if anyone has these unreleased chats and calls, these interactions are likely lost.

===Web Soup Appearance===
{{See also|For G4s Web Soup}}

''Web Soup'' was a television series on the defunct network G4, which served as a spin-off of the E! network's long-running series ''The Soup'' and, like that series, focused on satirical commentary on then-recent pop culture events, specifically Internet media and viral videos. One episode, aired in [[July 2009]], featured an appearance of Chris's [[I Got a Fish]] video, the [[Toucher and Rich Segment|second time]] it popped up in the mainstream media. However, even though Chris himself acknowledged this appearance, the episode with that segment has been lost to time. While several other episodes of ''Web Soup'' have been recovered and archived over the years, the one with Chris's appearance has yet to resurface, not helped by the series being off the air since 2014 and never having been given an official home media release.

==Lost Relics==
===Asperchu Medallion===
{{See also|Asperchu}}

The '''Asperchu Medallion''' was a variant of the [[Sonichu]] medallion featuring [[Asperchu]] instead of [[Sonichu]] sent to [[Chris]] by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. It is unknown when [[Alec Benson Leary]] sent the medallion to [[Chris]] however the medallion was first seen in Chris's [[Magical Man Potion]] video uploaded on 24 [[February 2010]]. [[Chris]] revealed in a [[Facebook]] post made on 2 [[August 2014]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Fan_items_lost_in_the_fire</ref> that the '''Asperchu Medallion''' was destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], making it lost.

===Attraction Sign===
{{See also|Attraction Sign}}

The [[Attraction Sign]]s were a series of signs detailing his desire for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] used from [[2004]] to [[2014]]. All the signs made before the [[2014 house fire]] have not appeared since likely being destroyed in the event, thereby making them lost. One sign has been made since the [[2014 house fire]] on [[July 2014]] on Chris's [[OkCupid]] account<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_4.jpg</ref>, however, it has also not appeared since likely making it lost.

===Goddess Log Vol. 5===
According to TheGamerFromMars's documentary ''The Resurrection of Chris Chan'', though the first four volumes of the Goddess Logs were sent over to 14 Branchland Ct, the fifth volume, which details Chris's stay at [[Western State Hospital]], was severely deteriorated from water damage before anyone could get a copy.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

===Heart Torch of Fail===
{{See also|Heart Torch of Fail}}

The [[Heart Torch of Fail]] was a torch made of [[Pixelblocks]] that has an unknown significance to the [[Love Quest]]. The torch was made sometime before or during [[2005]] as it appears in [[Sonichu 4]], which was produced in the year [[2005]]. Since its appearance in [[2005]], it has never been seen since likely, being destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], thereby making it lost.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Medallions}}

The [[Medallions]] refers to the [[Sonichu]] [[Medallions]] made by [[Chris]] over the course of his life. The prototype medallion which [[Chris]] wore in [[2004]] as it is mentioned in the [[Autism papers]] disappeared after this year and is believed to be lost in the literal sense.

===Red String of Fate===
{{See also|Red String of Fate}}

The [[Red String of Fate]] was a string with a paper heart attached on the end designed to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] created on 1 [[August 2004]]. In [[anime]] like [[Excel Saga]], of which Chris likely got the idea from as he watched [[Excel Saga]] before creating the [[Red String of Fate]],<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160827014324/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews3.htm</ref> the [[red string]] is used as a metaphor to in courting love. However, [[Chris]] did not see the metaphor and would throw the [[red string]] at women in the hopes of "reeling" them in. On 5 [[August 2004]] a [[Jerkop|mall security guard]] confiscated it and it has never resurfaced, likely being destroyed and thereby lost.

===The Wall of Originals===
{{See also|The Wall of Originals}}

[[The Wall of Originals]] was a wall covered in Chris's customized [[Pokémon]] cards. Most of the cards from the wall were destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], although some survived as revealed in a [[July 2017]] tweet and [[Chris]] listing the surviving cards on [[eBay]] in [[June 2018]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Holographic_cards</ref>

==Lost and Found Media==

{{Quote|I will try, if chance favours my wishes, to seek for you the Germanic Wars of Pliny the Elder.|Symmachus, Letters, 4.18.5}}

===2021 Lost Commissions===
{{See also|2021 Lost Commissions}}

The [[2021 Lost Commissions]] were a series of commissioned art created in the summer of 2021 for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser. Due to Chris's arrest for incest these works were never delivered and remained lost at [[14 Branchland Court]] until Chris reacquired them after his release. These works would then be listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] on 15 [[October 2023]].

===An Interview with the Chris-Chan===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

An Interview with the Chris-Chan was Chris's first interview after trolling began occurring on or before 17 [[October 2008]]<ref>Date determined from [https://web.archive.org/web/20081021045439/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive10#An_interview ED Chris-chan talk page, Archive10]</ref> being hosted on [[PSN]] and being uploaded to Youtube. It is notable for being the first video appearance of [[Barb]]. Sometime after the video was removed from Youtube for "violating YouTube's policy on hate speech" until it was rediscovered and re-uploaded on 27 [[January 2017]].

===Chris-chan Discusses...===
{{See also|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] is a series of interviews conducted by Larry Bundy and [[Chris]] conducted over [[June 2009]] and uploaded to Youtube over [[July 2009]]. However the releases over [[July 2009]] were only extracts from the full interviews of which were not released until 30 [[August 2012]].

===Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg===
[[File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The screencap.]]
On 30 [[March 2011]], [[CWCki]] editor [[User:Riley Martin|Riley Martin]] uploaded [[:File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|a mysterious picture]] to the site. Not much was known about the image besides the little information the editor gave:
{{quoteboxred|From some mysterious video. Chris’ face never changes from that smile, and he never stops staring. Don’t ask where it’s from.}}

Later the same day, a CWCki editor would ask for the source of the screencap on its talk page, but didn't receive any reply. Riley Martin has not edited the CWCki since 26 [[February 2012]], making the original video and its context lost for over a decade.

YouTube user Statustjej finally uploaded the clip on 10 October 2025.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y</ref>

===Chris Sex Logs (Audio)===
{{See also|Chris Sex Logs}}

On 27 [[September 2008]] [[PandaHalo]] released a series of Skype chats in which Chris discussed with her a variety of subjects related to [[sex]]. While the transcript of the chats is available, the audio accompanying the chats was lost for over 10 years except for a 5:30-minute snippet.<ref>https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1</ref> The audio was later uploaded to the Internet Archive by statustjej.<ref>https://archive.org/details/lost-chrischan-pandahalo-audio-logs</ref>

===CopperCab Interview===
{{See also|CopperCab}}

The CopperCab Interview is an interview between Claire Kittrell, known on Youtube as CopperCab, and [[Chris]] uploaded on 23 [[October 2017]]. However the interview uploaded was not the full interview as indicated by the "Part 2 Tomorrow!" at the end of the video. However Part 2 was not uploaded on 24 [[October 2017]] leading to the assumption that Part 2 would never be released making it lost. However Part 2 was released on 5 [[August 2021]].

===CWC is Angry===
{{See also|CWC is Angry}}

[[CWC is Angry]] is a video released in [[August 2007]] in which Chris shoots at a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the [[Megatron pistol]] and is notable for being Chris's last video before he got trolled. Sometime after, the video was lost as [[Adam Stackhouse]] in a comment made on or before 8 April 2009 mentions the video being lost,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]</ref> later in [[April 2009]] the video was found.

===Fiona Facetime Video - Hair Twirling===
{{see also|Fiona Facetime Videos}}

Three videos of [[Fiona]] and Chris interacting over Facetime were censored on the CWCki. This was due to the Suitress Policy, which at one point called for censoring Fiona's appearances. The policy was relaxed on March 2022, now allowing for her face to be shown in videos and first name to be used in transcripts. This led to two of the three videos becoming uncensored, but one of the videos, Hair Twirling, remained censored because the uncensored video was lost for some time. The source for the original video was later found.

===Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)===
{{See also|Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)}}

[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)]] refers to the original interview conducted between members do the Internet Dream Lounge and [[Chris]] that took place on 4 [[September 2017]]. However upon negative feedback this interview was not uploaded, making it lost, while a second interview was held which was uploaded on 8 [[October 2017]]. However in [[August 2020]] the file of the unused first interview was leaked making it found.

===IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court===
{{See also|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}

The [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]] as the title suggests was a tour of Chris's home that occurred on 31 [[August 2014]] with [[Chris]] giving the tour to [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]]. The audio and slideshow of the tour were posted to [[Cousin Al]]'s YouTube channel on 8 [[September 2014]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/irl-tour-of-14-bc-audio.8231/ ([https://archive.ph/JqIx8 archive])</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150311043032/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4w28lQAON0</ref> Al's YouTube channel was subsequently terminated leading to the video of the audio and slideshow becoming lost. However, as of 6 [[August 2022]], a copy of the video was found.

===Jackson Dalton Interview===
{{See also|Jackson Dalton}}

The [[Jackson Dalton]] Interview was an interview between Jackson Dalton and [[Chris]] that occurred on 4 [[January 2019]] and uploaded to Youtube on 8 [[January 2019]] however the interview posted was edited and was not the full interview. Shortly after the upload the interview was taken down by Dalton due to poor reception, but was archived, while the unedited version was not released leading to the assumption it would never be released and thereby making it lost. However on 13 [[February 2020]] Dalton uploaded the full unedited interview.

===Manchester High Leaks===
{{See also|Manchester High Leaks}}

The [[Manchester High Leaks]] is a series of high school assignments from Chris's junior year between [[1998]] and [[1999]].<ref>https://archive.ph/4xcbm</ref> It was thought that these documents were permanently lost in the [[2014 house fire]] as before the fire these documents had not surfaced leading to them being considered lost even before the fire. However, [[Cousin Al]] on [[June 2014]] after digging through Chris's trash, found these documents though they were damaged from the [[2014 house fire]].

===Rental House Tour===
{{See also|Rental House Tour}}

The [[Rental House Tour]] was a tour of Chris' temporary house in the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]] recorded by [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]] on 31 [[August 2014]]. Sometime before or on 6 [[March 2019]] the video had been lost.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lost-cwcki-links.54097/</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/uuKkf</ref> However, on 14 and 19 [[April 2019]] the 1st and 2nd halves of the recording were found.

===Scrapbook of Fail===
{{See also|Scrapbook of Fail}}

The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] are two binders containing every comic [[Chris]] has ever drawn including [[Sonichu]]. After the [[2014 house fire]] the scrapbook stopped being mentioned leading to the belief that it had been lost as reported by [[Sachumo]]<ref>https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s?t=3420</ref> however, in [[November 2015]] [[Chris]] revealed the scrapbook had been found and survived the fire.

===ShecameforCWC.JPG===
{{See also|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}

[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] is a pornographic drawing consisting of [[Chris]] vaginally stimulating [[Megan Schroeder]] uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on 11 [[November 2007]]. On 4 [[November 2013]], and again in [[January 2018]], Chris claimed that he had destroyed the original drawing, leading to the assumption that it was lost media<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing</ref><ref>[[Brianfrogboy chats#shecameforcwc]]</ref>. However, on 23 [[April 2018]], Chris listed [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] for sale on his [[eBay]], which was bought by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. It turned out that Chris had not truly destroyed the drawing but cut it up into squares - making it easy to reassemble - before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]]. It is unknown what the Teen Troon Squad have done with the drawing but it can be presumed they still own it, though they have not shown it off.

===The Classic===
{{See also|The Classic}}

[[The Classic]] refers to Chris's red and blue rugby shirt that he wore in many of his videos. It was thought that this shirt was destroyed and thereby lost in the [[2014 house fire]]. However, in [[April 2017]] [[Chris]] found [[The Classic]]. However, on 10 [[August 2018]] [[Barb]] threw away [[The Classic]] as revealed in a text to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] from [[Chris]], thereby making [[The Classic]] lost again.<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/651071.html#q687492</ref>

===Sonichu Home Club (Videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Home Club}}

The [[Sonichu Home Club]] was an online event hosted on Chris's [[PS3]] through an online network. The purpose of these events was to gather [[TRUE and HONEST]] fans of [[Sonichu]], however, it appears these events were done by [[Chris]] in the hope of receiving praise. Two of these events occurred and had videos made about them by [[Vivian Gee]], but they were deleted. However, they were soon reuploaded in 2017 by CWCville Archives.

==Unknown Lost Media==
While this article has listed lost media associated with [[Chris]], this is the only lost media known to have existed and is now lost. It is almost certain that there are hundreds if not thousands of pieces of lost media around [[Chris]] that were never known or never released publicly or were never archived and have been lost. One can only speculate what has not been released or what has been lost over the course of Chris's life. Moreover, one can only speculate on what is waiting to be found.

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Chris Sex Logs

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FokkerTISM: no longer lost media

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On 27 [[September 2008]], [[PandaHalo]] released Skype chats with her and Chris discussing [[honest]] topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]], [[mass debating]], and the then-forthcoming [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20091028165536/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive6#CHRISCHAN_TALKS_ABOUT_PERVERTED_SHIT</ref>. Almost immediately after releasing these files, she broke up with Chris.

The audio files for the logs were once uploaded onto RapidShare as well as Last.fm; however, the former website was shut down in 2015, and Last.fm has since removed the downloads for them. The audio files (except for the first part of the "I am Perverted" MP3 recording) did not resurface for over 10 years, making them lost media until YouTuber statustjej discovered them on an old hard drive and uploaded them to the Internet Archive on 10 October 2025.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6O-Slh34q7Y Found it on an old hard drive alongside a bunch of other ancient Chris Chan material. '''I also found the rather explicit PandaHalo audio logs from September 2008, which I uploaded to the Internet Archive.'''" (emphasis added)]</ref>

==I am insane==
[[Image:Chris-IAmRandomHousecoat.PNG|200px|thumb|"I got this housecoat from, uh, Goodwill... I am wearing nothing underneath it."]]
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===Two Front Teeth===
'''1. "Two Front Teeth" 0:25''' ''CWC sings "[[Wikipedia:All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth|All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth]]" in a squeaky voice, then informs the listener that the original song contains a whistle.''

===THE POWER OF THE SUN===
'''2. "THE POWER OF THE SUN" 1:09''' I'm in my house now [''rustling noises''] uhh...this was written, I got this housecoat from, uh, from Goodwill. 'Cause, you know, my old one had, like, some holes in it. It was becoming a little bit tattered in ways, but I mean, besides, this one's more comfortable anyway. Dang it, froze up again. Uh, give it a moment, it'll fix itself. Oh, the freeze! The freeze! The POWER OF THE SUN WARM YOU AND UNFREEZE YOU! Well, there it goes. Eh, there it goes again. C'mon! Uh, the POWER OF THE SUN UNFREEZE YOU!

===The Holy Coat===
'''3. "The Holy Coat" 0:07''' [''unintelligible mumbling''] ...the holy coat. I am not [[GodJesus#Concept_of_God_.28or:_GodJesus.29|the Lord Jesus Christ!]] Daaaaa.
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==I am perverted==

===Chris on Masturbation and the Sex Joke===
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[[File:ChrisDNA.jpg|200px|thumb|left|"I mean, alright, but when a guy does it, they're releasing semen and the DNA that goes to the eggs"]]'''1. CWC, pervert: 5:29''' What, [[mass debating|masturbate]]? Uh, well, now just to let you know we have the trust between each other, and I can tell you are who you are through your voice, and you can tell who I am through my voice, and you just saw me over the webcam, I s'pose I can tell you, uh, have you ever seen a picture of, uh, a man's penis? Yeah, I had to take sex ed class too. But, you know, on a side note? You know what should be taught as well in addition to what sex is? Dating edu-.. [[Dating education]].

Ah, hang on a second. Hey pop, what are you doing? Um, okay, [''unintelligible''], could be a prank call. That was [[Bob Chandler|my father]], checking to see [''unintelligible''].

W-whah-what are you giggling about? It sounds like you're giggling. Well, you were asking me about how I masturbate, there, uh, so yeah. Basically, uh, well, it could go either way, whether I turn on some porn, to get myself straight or not, uh, an erection, get stiff or not, I mean that's one way of doing it, use porn. But uh also, if I've also I've, if I'm- if I.. on breaks- if I wasn't watching porn or, uh, don't feel like watching it at the time, I would go like to the bathroom sink and I can start, uh, by washing my hands and then with the soap and water just basically start by touching the, uh, end of my [hesitation] dick and just, like you know well it feels good for me, feels good I mean when I touch the edge of my dick. Well, actually, the way I see it, it's okay because you're relieving yourself of your stress from your basic instincts and your body. It's just - it's just good tension relief. The way I see it, so it's all right. The way I see - the way I see it for uh, gir- for uh, women - it's easier, it's better on them because, uh you know, they d-d... I mean, alright, but when a guy does it, they're releasing [[semen]] and the DNA that goes to the eggs, but when women do it, it's just, you know, they're releasing their juices, that basically, you know, makes it easier for the man to enter the vagina. So you could do it, and you wouldn't, you know, risk losing an egg from your ovaries.

Well, anyway, to get back to me, so yeah basically, I just massage mysel- I just massage myself down there and then, uh, and then, uh and then it gets more erect and uh, you know, it's still wet but I go back to my bed and uh, lie down, on the bed, and uh like you know I just massage it, I just massage it up and down with, like, you know, one of my hands or both of them at the same time depending on the random moment...do you have somebody else in the room with you? Yeah alright. So yeah anyway, well, pump it down with one or both of my hands at the moment until I feel, until I feel the sensation... where I feel I'm about to lose it, and then it all, it all just the stuff, yeah, yeah, some of my semen comes out. I don't - I don't like to make a mess, so I-... so I-- when I come I have a [[fapcup|clean plastic cup]] by my side and I just make sure to put all of my semen in the cup there. Yeah. Well, if you want me to, I could describe how masturbation works for a woman, because I've seen it through my share of the pornography and hentai [[anime]] I have. Alright well, basically, it's the same, you could put one hand down there and take the other hand to massage one or both of your breasts at the same time.. I can't believe we're talkin' about this, well also we trust each other very much and we have good trust for each other for talking over the mikes, like, nobody can hear or record our conversation over the mikes like they could...at this point it's bet- it's between us. Uh yeah. Well you see [[Incest|I've confidentially told my mom about my actions as well]], I mean, she's cool - I mean, she's cool with it. I mean, you could try it yourself tonight 'cause I know it's like twelve-thirty over there on Saturday afternoon. So we've got, like, a husband and wife, we'll call them, like, Dick and Jane, right? Okay, so anyway, he's coming home from work and uh, and he's coming into the house and uh, his wife Jane meets him at the door and she says, oh, hi honey, how was your day? and he says, eh, it's been a rough day sweetheart, uhhh, I'm just tired, [''Changes voice''] I'll tell you what, we can go upstairs and have breakfast, and he says, Breakfast? at 9pm? And she says, sure! You bring the milk and I'll get the eggs!
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===What I've learned from porn, #1===
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'''2. What I have learned from porn #1:''' 1:41 Films I have seen? I've learned, like you know, even though you've seen the husband seemingly betraying their wives to go to like uh, nightclub? Strip club? They're just trying to get their erections back up so they can go home and be ready for their wives. Because they, uh, they lose erections around their wives at that point. So you know, believe it or not, even though the husband might seem to be betraying their wife by going to a strip club, they're not. They're just trying to get their dick on so they can get their move on when they get home. Yes, they're not cheating. I mean they would only be cheating if they were actually doing it with another woman without their wife's consent. I wish I could say I have but I haven't - I've only seen them on television or in the movies. Yes, I'm fairly innocent myself, but as I've revealed of myself, I see the down and dirty. Maybe you'll get down and dirty tonight with yourself.

===What I've learned from porn, #2===
[[File:ChrisWholeHand.jpg|250px|thumb|"if it fits their whole hand? I've seen that happen, I've seen that happen, their whole hand. Yeah."]]'''3. What I learned from porn #2: 2:44''' Oh by the way you know, if you don't- if you get tired, you know you don't have to use, you know 'cause I mean I have seen through the pornography about how women masturbate, they mostly use like their index fingers, or some use all their fingers or like if they can reach they might fit their index and middle...[''laughing, unintelligible''] oh, you make me laugh! Oh, you make me laugh, that's so funny! Oooh. You're a quick wit, a quick wit! Right, so anyway, most of the time, if they can get their middle fingers into their vaginal entry, for pleasuring themselves, they'll sometimes, if they can reach, they might put all of their fingers in there or if it fits their whole hand? I've seen that happen, I've seen that happen, their whole hand. Yeah. I never really understood how a tampon works. Not mine, cause I have a dick! Huh huh huh, but please continue. Ah. That's interesting. Very interesting. But when you masturbate, you don't have to have your tampon in there. You could do it before you put your next tampon in. Or just when you don't have it in there. Well, then I guess you're safe. You're very safe.

===Masturbation - it's AWWWRIGHT===
'''4. Masturbation/ IT'S AWWWWRIGHT: 0:22''' You know another thing I should mention that like you know another reason why masturbation is all right is because you're not risking anybody else or getting a sexual disease. And just to let you know, if you are a virgin before you've started, and you haven't done anything with anyone else, you're still classified as a virgin.

===Me and my sex doll===
'''5. Me and my sex doll #1: 1:55''' It well, also works that way if you're doing it with, uh, if you get yourself, what they call, uh, um, a sex or love doll? They're these inflatable dolls, that inflate to look like the form of a naked man or a woman, of course as a man I do have sex dolls of, uh, naked women, I do, I mean, I'm willing to admit that, so anyway, yeah, basically, you do the sex doll of the opposite gender like you would, but you're still classified as a virgin because there's no DNA exchanged because the thing is just a hunk of plastic. Yeah, basically most of the time they're motionless, so, for me I would just put my dick in the vaginal entry and I would just pump and I would just pump it. You know, like a dummy, pretend person, basically, yes. You know I mean, so I could put her on the bed and just get on top of her, or I could like have myself lying on my back and uh I could just move her, I could just move the body up and down, or like you know I could even try as many of the defined sexual positions as possible for practice with the doll! Of course from your point - of course from your point of view you would get yourself a male sex doll and you would put yourself on its fake penis. Yeah it is...well, that's good for you, that's good for you.

===What I've learned from porn, #3===
[[File:ChrisBanana.jpg|200px|thumb|left|"if you used a banana, you could still eat the insides."]]'''6. What I learned from porn #3 1:12''' But anyway as I was saying you know, just as you know, when you masturbate, you don't have to use your fingers, you could like, uh, find something that's like, you could use like a banana, or a [[pickle]], I mean, it would be a waste of a fruit, but if you used a banana, you could still eat the insides. Eh, I said a pickle. Or a cucumber, a cucumber would work as well. But, uh, the thing I would, I would recommend for you, if you don't want to waste a fruit or a vegetable, yeah, well, it's all right. Not too many men are picky about how tight it is, I mean like you know, if you end up going, "Oooh, that's so TIGHT. You make me feel so good just to put it in there!" Yeah, but they're not going to be too picky about how tight it is.

===You should buy a dildo!===
'''7. You should buy a dildo! 2:10''' But anyways so like you know, there's an alternative to your fingers or the fruit or vegetable. If girls like, you go out and find like an adult store and get what's called a dih-do [''he pronounces 'dildo' all weird'']. It's particularly, it's typically like a hunk of plastic molded in the form, the shape like the shape like an average-size, uh... penis, but you know it's not necessarily like, penis shaped, like some like some dildos are. I have actually looked it up, it's like 5 6 or 7 inches, and what I've seen for you know, the plastic dildos, they're like 5 to 7 inches themselves. But anyway, you don't necessarily have to get one that's actually penis-shaped, you can get one that's basically vertical. Hm, you'd like a dolphin-shaped one, wouldn't you? Eh, yeah I guess they might make them in that form, they have some available, like at this website you can check them out over there. Hey, as long as you're adult it's all right, it's all right. You don't have to be ashamed. If something offends you in the store, you can just look away, it's no big deal. Yeah, we actually have a local one over here in [[Charlottesville]], it's called, uh it's called Bliss, I think it is. And of course there's also a store called Spencers, I think it's called Spencers over in the shopping mall, they sell sex toys there as well.

===Me and my sex doll, #2===
'''8. Me and my sex doll #2: 3:57''' I had that thought myself, but then again, I don't really do any - know people around town myself, yeah, I have, otherwise I wouldn't have told you about the sex doll. LOL girlfriend, LOL. They have, uh, you know yeah, okay, hang on, I turn on my webcam, also you know some models have an opening in their mouth but this one doesn't that I could like, that I could put my dick into. Yes, just for the fun of it, I mean, it's wet in the mouth, some people do it because it feels good, I mean between man and woman, man and woman, man puts in it in the woman's mouth. And also, you know, here's an interesting fact, I've learned from the adult website, from the website quoted on Adam&Eve dot com, male semen is, eh, healthy for women, there's like random, there's like things I can't describe especially good for women and the flavor can change depending on what the man eats. Yeah, same applies for the woman's pussy juices, it's called. I think so, yeah. Or if I ate a whole lot of apples and strawberries, it would come out like apple or strawberry flavored. We'll find out soon enough, man, I left a button undone, there's the vaginal opening. That's one thing I can do, you like that? Pretend that's YOUR vagina and I did that to you, doesn't that feel so good? Anyway, in addition to that, it has an optional opening in the mouth, it also has like a, ARSEHOLE. Heh, yeah, but it doesn't poop. Actually, you know, some people like between a man and a woman, the man, the woman finds pleasure in the man putting his penis inside the woman's a-hole, asshole. And the skirt went upside down. No, a guy can do it with a woman, do it with a woman, 'cause, you know, the man and woman are both straight. I mean come on. I never heard that. I figure it would be on, it would be on the scrotum area of my penis. I'm going to put this away, I'll be right back.

[[Image:Chris-ThisIsMyDildo.PNG|200px|thumb|"You can use this and put it up your buuuuttt and it will feel good."]]
===This is my dildo===
'''9. This is my dildo: 4:24''' [''[[wikipedia:John Mayer|John Mayer]]'s "[[wikipedia:Say (song)|Say]]" blares in the background''] Oh, yeah, I got this, it's uh, uh, I forget what the word was, it was the tip of the, the tip of the penis, I actually uh, the scrotum, the scroutum [''sic'']is actually the area where the balls were. So I used, I used the wrong word there. So anyway, I got something else I can show you, so I can explain, what, uh, a dildo is for you cause you know when you order something from Adam&Eve dot com they usually give you free DVDs or free gifts, with that, well anyway, they sent me one so I just held onto it, it's one dildo. They mostly come in this shape, in jelly form or in hard plastic. No, it's light reflecting off it. Anyway, you can use this and put it up your buuuutttt and it will feel good. I told you I got it as a free gift I did not use it, I just only have one. I guess I could give it to you since you are my sweetheart, you know? Hey, from they way I talk, the way I talk when I talk to you and the pictures I've seen so far, I'd like to meet you as well. Ahhh. Yeah, actually, you know, I did try that once with a different one, a different one I got for free as well? It did not, it did not turn me on. It, it, it I'd imagine from what I heard. You don't have to worry about me. I won't, I would not judge you. I swear. I would not judge you! I mean, look at how serious I am. I would not judge you. Well anyway let's say say we get back to the dildo sort of talk [''nervous laugh''] yeah anyway, well most of them are just a hunk of plastic, but some of them, like this one, they can run, they can run on a pair of AA batteries or another size, another size like that, I put a pair in this one just to try it out, I didn't take them out, well like you know, you can turn this one, you can turn this one on and off, by unscrewing, and screwing it completely, and when you've got it screwed on, it vibrates. You hear that? That's it vibrating. Yeah, just imagine having this up your vagina, and uh, it vibrating. Doesn't that feel good. I have have this one, I have this one, this one tucked away in a drawer. So, you know, nobody's going to find it unless I show it to them, or unless they look in my drawer, you know? Besides I don't have too many people come to [[14 Branchland Court|the house]] often. Not too many people.

===Condoms===
'''10: Condoms 2:20''' Well, I guess you'd want to see it. Nuh, actually, you know what? Actually, I have, I have like a bunch of condoms, that expire like [[2010]], which I've been saving for uh, for uh my first time, or uh, you know, the ones after, the ones after that. Ehey, you know, as long as uh, anyway, you know, I like uh, be safe or sorry. You know even if one or the other is wearing a condom, 'cause you know they make condoms for women as well? I've heard the condom just goes up, goes up the vagina hole, with a little bit of plastic hanging out, so it can be easily taken out. So that's good, that's good, so well anyway, anyway, should you and I get together, if one of us uh, [''something unintelligible in a high-pitched goofy voice''] give yourself over to me well um, oh my god. Aw. Well, anyway, I was saying that if you did, oh, uh, if you did um like wear a condom, we'd still be good in God's eyes as long as uh, as long as you know, you don't get any, you don't get any in you, that's what condoms are for. Yeah. Yeah. Not that's just, uh, you just like something you can think about.

===My first time===
[[File:ChrisFirsttime.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Your breasts are just like I could imagine them, good size, not too big, not too small, it's like turning me on I feel so "Wow! Those are awesome!"]]
'''11. My first time: 13:04''' Yeah, let me think a moment. Hm... alright. I'm imagining, a bedroom, there's the bed, well, let's see a hotel room, basic one or two beds, lamp, a television in front of the beds, or bed. [(Girl on the other end says "Is that what you're imagining?"] Deh, you and I are entering the room, I'm just going to say it to you, the best points. You and I are entering the room, I'm prepared with a condom in my right pocket, and you are feeling so up to it. You and I would walk over to the bed, and we'd take our shoes off, and we'd sit down on the bed, side by side, and we'd turn our heads to face each other, and we'd look into each others eyes, lovingly, (pretend like you know what we're about to do is just right) and we'd lean toward each other, and we'd kiss and we'd make out. Oh yeah, our tongues are exchanging between our mouths, we're frenching and it feels so good, your tongue on mine and mine on yours just feels so good, right! And we're rubbing each others sides and backs with our hands, our mouths are busy, and after a moment, you take off your blouse, and I take off my shirt, optionally with the medallion on, you know I could have it, I could do this on or off, but uh, in this case, let's just say it's off. All right, so you took off your blouse, I took off my shirt. You are wearing a bra. You take off your skirt. I move my hands, and then you start to turn me on. You would sexually reach around your back, we're not kissing at this point, we're not kissing since we've taken off our shirts. You would reach around your back, uncouple and unhook your bra. Your breasts are just like I could imagine them, good size, not too big, not too small, it's like turning me on I feel so "Wow! Those are awesome!" My penis would bulge through my underwear, starting to become erect. And then you would put your hands on your breasts, like you're massaging them, and turn back then you're leading me on to massage them for you. And then you'd lean to, and you'd cuh - and then while you're massaging your breasts, you'd lean towards me for me to massage them so you can work, those [incoherent stuttering] massage on yourself for you so I could be the massager for you. Then I will put my hands on your breasts, feels SO good, my hands, they feel so lovely, the first skin contact I feel as such between me as the man and you as the woman. You're turned on by all this and I'm turned on. My bulge gets bigger, and you might start to feel a little wet down there in your panties, 'cause that would be the precum that you would extrude from this first, this um, this first erection there. Uhm. And you would, then you would come down and after another makeout when you'd massa - and I'm touching your breasts, you'd make your way down from my head you'd take off my underwear, and then you'd massage my erect penis, and then you'd lick it a bit like an ice cream cone. Then you'd put your mouth, and you'd just, you'd just enjoy it. It feels, it feels right to you because it's the penis of your lover, it feels good for me too, because I can feel the wetness of your mouth and tongue around it, Uh, it just feels so good, unngghh, and because me being a virgin, I would let you keep your mouth over my penis and then sooner than expected, I feel my comeuppance and I come into your mouth, my semen is inside your mouth and you'd swallow every drop. I would have eaten so much chocolate, that day beforehand, and it would taste so yummy to you, probably like white chocolate. You'd swallow that. And right after I'd given you my first round, my first comeuppance, you would take, you would reach down, and you would take your face away from my penis, and then you would take off your panties, and I would, uh and you, and you would be on the bed now, you'd be lying down, and then I would put the index finger of my right hand into your vaginal opening, it feels so good. I would have my left hand on your right breast, massaging that, with the right, and my left hand, then I'd massage the inside of your vagina. With my index and middle fingers at first, and then eventually I would add my fourth finger. And if it felt like, if it looked like there was more room, I'd add my pinkie and then my thumb. And then after, after that, then I would remove my hand and then I would lick your clit. It would feel, it would feel so good to you, like as if I, like as if I was gently tickling you, you know, like you're in the wind, or the water rushing up to your vaginal opening, it feels so good. I'd lick your clit, and then I would lick the, lick, lick the little, lick the opening walls of your vaginal opening, and it would feel so good to you. And then after about a minute of that, I would get myself ready to put my penis in your vagina, but then I would, then I would politely warn you since we both are virgins, I would say, "This might hurt a bit at first," but it would start to feel SO good then you would nod in understanding and agreement. Then I would put, a condom on my penis, I would put it into your vagina, you might feel hurt, you might feel good, I don't know what you would be at this point, but at this point I imagine you would feel just like, "Oh, I'm so surprised, this feels, this is starting to feel just so good," got blood in my- your vagina at this point because you ARE a virgin and I just broke, just broke your hymen. But anyway, you feel so good, and it feels so good, and I feel, I feel good, cuz' I'm pushing it in and pulling it out, and I'm pushing it in and pulling it out and it just feels so good, and I mea-.. uhh uhh uhh, oh yeah it feels so good and I would massage your breasts with both my free hands as I am - as you are lying down and I am basically on my knees, and it is just so good and I'm givin' it to ya smoothly as I can, mmmh, yeah, yeah, and then to make yourself feel comfortable, you might ask me, you'd probably ask me to pull my dick out, my hard cock out, and you'd turn over onto your hands and knees with your legs spread open wide, revealing your vaginal opening, and I'd put it back in, me on my knees, I'd put my dick back in there and give it, give it to you some more, it feels so good, oh yeah, mmm yeah, uh yes, oh god, oh yeah, I can feel it's so good, oh yeah [''etc''] And then after a couple minutes or so of this, I would think that, I would think I would want of take a little break myself, I would take my penis out, and I would lie on my back, and you would, and you would be on your knees, and you would put my penis into your vagina, by yourself, it's sticking straight up or possibly curved downward towards my feet. And you would slide your vagina onto my dick. And it just feels so good and [''moaning, etc.''] and then you would have your right hand on your right breast, and your left hand would be on my right side, I'd massage your free breast with my right hand, it just feels so good [moaning] and I would feel like I'm about to come, so I would just, I'd just let you know before an instant, and I'd pull it out. Then I'd take the condom off and put it in the trash can. [[File:ChrisFirstTimeEnd.jpg|250px|thumb|"and we'd just be like, "That was so awesome!"]]And then I would just stroke my penis up and down, and you'd, uh, you'd offer your breasts for me let the semen land upon it giving you what is like a pearl necklace. And then I would come. Drips of the semen would just come out in bunches, and the drips would fall all around, all over your chest and on top of your breasts, and just the drips, they would feel warm, and they would feel so good to you there, it would feel just right at the point, there, and then, you would probably lick the rest off of the tip of my penis. [[Sigh]]. Th-th-then at that point, we'd go to the bathroom and wash each other off. We'd take two washcloths, and you'd wash my penis clean, and I'd wash your breasts clean, and I'd reach down and wash your vagina clean. But then we would be just looking at each other lovingly under the covers of the bed, and we'd just be like, "That was so awesome!" And we'd acknowledge each other in some such sense. And that's a good way of me imagining my first time. Ah, well. Oh yeah I usually wear white underwear, by the way. Hmm.. what color are your bra and panties? Purple?

===It's called phone sex===
'''12. It's called phone sex 0:43''' That's fine, but did you enjoy that? The detailed presentation..? [''Sigh''] Did you actually feel like you wet your panties a bit during all that. Then I did good! [''he sounds genuinely happy here''] Awesome. You know, basically, what we went through? Is like phone sex. Have you heard of that?

===How does I sex phone?===
'''13. How does I sex phone? 0:26''' Alright so basically, we're at the point where you're like the woman who, like, wants to get turned on by a man, and you pick up the phone, and I answer it, and you want, and you want me to describe what I would do to you, and how you would - then how you would feel and you would enjoy it so much and yeah. Basically what we just did was like phone sex.

===Perfect Cyber Sex===
'''14. Perfect Cyber Sex: 1:45''' Oh, I'm sorry. Let me turn the volume down on the radio again. [''Sigh''] Uh. Okay. So anyway, so anyway the fake vagina or the cylindrical, or the cylindrical tube with the suction thing in it, yeah, either of them have a USB cord attached to it and I'll plug it into the PSP and then the man would have the suction tube or vagina on his, on the, on the, on his penis, or for the women, it would be like, if, if, because if it was truly like cybersex, then it would be like in relation to like to what was happening live over the internet. Yeah, like similar for you, like similar for you, since you're the, you're the woman, you would get like, uh, a dildo? And on the end of it would be the USB cord right there, you'd plug that in, and the dildo, you, you wouldn't have to pull it like in or out, it would have like a thing attached to it, where it attaches to like, like the groin area probably, and it would just pump itself in and out like the man was, was doing you there. So like I imagine that would be how cybersex would be perfected, at that point.

===Under my coat===
'''15. Under my coat: 0:15''' And now, I am wearing nothing underneath this housecoat. You wanna see?
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==Sonichu spoilers==

===Birthdays===
<div style="border:1px dotted #4682B4;padding:5px; background-color:#F0F8FF">
'''1. Birthdays: 0.59''' Hey, everybody's having fun! They're having birthday parties! It starts off with Rosey's birthday, then we've got the Chaotic Combo's birthday on the same day, and then we've got Sonichu's birthday. Then at this point, he's a surprise party so he's coming home from a hot birthday date with Rosechu, and he's dressed up in a tuxedo and she's dressed up in a glitzy ballroom gown and she's got glitter makeup on her. So then they - then she turns on the light and everybody jumps up and yells, "Surprise!" and then on the 4th page, there's just a little private party, just a little private party between Blake and Bubbles. She delivers him a cupcake, and he's just sitting there, and then at one point she's like, "Why don't you go ahead and blow out the candles, blow out the candle and make a wish?" And he's just like, "Well, I'll blow out the candle but I already have my wish." And then they kiss. And make out.

===FUCK YEAH SPRING BREAK!===
'''2. FUCK YEAH SPRING BREAK! 0:43''' And then Bubbles, then Bubbles asks Blake, "Are you gonna come to the spring break party at the beach tomorrow, right?" And he says "Yeah, and I'm gonna put on my little, I'll put on my bad boy show for your gal-pals." And then for the next couple of pages, it's um, yeah, he's pretending, he's pretending to be the bad guy in front of everybody but Bubbles. But Bubbles, only in front of Bubbles, he'll be, he'll be the good boy in addition to the bad boy. [''Bizarre noise''] The bad boy in private! All right so anyway, after that little plot bit, bit between Blake and Bubbles...

===Parody===
'''3. Parody: 1:28''' I'll do a parody of [[Family Guy]] a little bit. It's like, do you remember, [''goofy high pitched voice''] "This is MTV and we're rockin' it with Spring Break!" flippin' through the channels, and then it's like, "Hey! This is VH1 and we're rockin' it live with Spring Break!" And then, "Thousands injured. For CNN, I'm Bernard Shaw. Keepin' it real and keepin' it ours at Spring Break! Woooooooo!" And then Meg would groan. And for my bit, I've got like Umm TV, and then uh, then uh instead of VH1 I have like PH1 and then instead of CNN News, I take a little bit, I borrow a little bit, a parody, borrow a little parody of Fox 20th Century from [''something''] he calls like [''something'']. I have all like six volumes of DVD [''some crap about manga or something''] I realize I was being intrusive upon it, taking, taking after real life.</div>

== See also ==
*[[Chris Sex Videos]]
*[[Christian's sex joke]]
*[[Chris and sex]]

==External links==

* [https://archive.org/details/lost-chrischan-pandahalo-audio-logs Chris Sex Logs - MP3 recordings]

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JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025

2025-10-10T16:18:11Z

FokkerTISM:

{{quote|This one goes out to all of the [[Virgin with rage|incels]] of the world.|Chris}}

'''JCWCSP Sings So Need a Cute Girl, 2025''' is a video uploaded to Chris's [[YouTube]] channel on 10 [[October 2025]]. In it, Chris sings an updated version of his signature song "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]", dedicating it to the incel community.

==Video==
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===Description===
{{quotebox|I am singing the (updated) "So Need a Cute Girl" Song, personally.

This one goes out to all of the incels of the world. Have Faith, head out, and follow the Light Powered Path from within you, even YOU can find your own partner, rather it be Straight, Gay, Lesbian, even yourself, whatever identity. Because, in order to find love and peace for yourself involves caring about your self, so you can attract those who will authentically care about and love you as well. Spiritual, Soul Attraction is, indeed, real. If you open up to the energies and vibes, you will find your way to the one who will be with you in the longest run, period. Prayer, Sorting yourself out, Setting your Priorities, knowing what you are looking for in your life partner; they are valid to do in your own Soul Searching, Deeper Thoughts and Meditaitons.

Follow that which IS good and Light Powered, and you will be guided, respectively.

Music is "I Want It That Way", Instrumental, by Backstreet Boys. 
<nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg</nowiki>
}}

==Transcript==
{{transcription}}
[''instrumental intro starts'']
Hey everybody, [[Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime]] here once again... and, well, this one goes out to all of the <abbr title="involuntary celibates">incels</abbr> out there. I wanted to give y'all a personal message, even though for a while I'll admit I was like- I was like one of you. [''[[sigh]]''] The situation was not in my favor once upon a time... but then, I still perspired and now [[Flutter|I'm definitely in a much better place]] than I was a couple of decades ago or so. So, this one goes out to you humbly and gratefully, and I pray that this will inspire you to at least ''try'' to overcome your shyness and everything, so you can actually [[Finland|go out there]]. Cuz if you pray, if you follow that which is good and Light Powered, you will be able to find your love for yourself. Whether it's your- whether it's the love of yourself, or whether it be a [[Homos|gay love]], or lesbian love, [[Slow in the mind|or of course even]]... [''sigh''] But whatever orientation- straight, that was the word I was looking for. Even a straight love. [''sigh''] Either way, when you find a love for yourself and with your partner, it will work out well... and prayfully, you will find your partners. Just take that good faith and hope and everything... and have faith and pray, for it is right and it is good. [''inhale and exhale''] Thank you. Alright...

:Hey, look at me
:I stood here sad and lonely 

:Without a [[2014 house fire|fire]], 
:But a desire 
:To not hear you say, 
:[[Noviophobia|"I'm already taken!"]] 

:As I saw da ladies walking 
:Along one by one, 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a [[virgin with rage]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I ain't ever wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:And I have no fire, 
:But a desire 
:Not to hear you say that, 
:"I was already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a [[virgin with rage]]! 
:Tell me why 
:I need a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Why did all of the [[jerks]] 
:Get all the pretty ones? (Yeah) 
:You may not know this, 
:But you found out 
:That I was a lonesome heart! 

:And I had no fire, 
:But a desire 
:To ''not'', to ''not'', to ''not'' 
:''Heeeaaar…'' 

:''DIDN'T'' WANNA HEAR IT!

:Stuck as a virgin with rage! 
:Needed a cute girl my age! 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a virgin with rage! 
:(Tell me why) 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:Tell me why 
:I was a virgin with rage! 
:I needed a cute girl my age! 
:Tell me why 
:I never wanted to hear, 
:"I'm already taken!" 

:[[Flutter|But now I'm in a better place]]

And I am very grateful for [[CHINA|that]].

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Backstreet Boys

2025-10-07T21:51:23Z

FokkerTISM:

{{disambiguation}}
The '''Backstreet Boys''' are an American pop group, founded in 1992 and achieving popularity through the late 90s and early 2000s.

Chris recorded cover versions of two of the band's songs in 2003:

* "[[wikipedia:I Want it That Way|I Want it That Way]]" as "[[So Need a Cute Girl]]"
* "[[wikipedia:Larger than Life (Backstreet Boys song)|Larger than Life]]" as "[[A-U-T-I-S-M]]"

These versions are based on live recordings that were sold on CD and VHS with [[Burger King]] kids' meals in 2000 under the title ''For the Fans''.

== See also ==
* [[wikipedia:Backstreet Boys|Backstreet Boys]] on [[Wikipedia]]

Trollsta's Paradise

2025-10-07T21:46:06Z

FokkerTISM: Removed redirect to (Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise

'''Trollsta's Paradise''' may refer to:

* "[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise]]", a song by Chris from the album ''[[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!]]''
* ''[[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys]]'', a tribute album by Guwange composed of acoustic renditions of Chris tracks

{{disambiguation}}

Chris Chan VS. The Internet

2025-09-18T16:20:22Z

FokkerTISM: /* History */

{{Needs Updating|[[Arbitarch Interview]]}}
{{quote|Chris's [[Random-access humor|spazzing off topic]] was a HUGE challenge filming. [[Barb]] is up there in age but more lucid than people think she is, Chris just has her exhausted.|Draft's friend CMCW.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/page-8#post-4532186 ([https://archive.fo/1THQC archive])</ref>}}
{{quote|[[Megan]] actually wanted to be reunited with Chris because she thought it was gonna be fun, but the director went against it because it was gonna be too corny and forced|[[Geno Samuel]]<ref name=geno>[[:File:Geno on Draft docu.png]]</ref>}}

[[File:Draft Interview hard drive.jpg|thumb|right|The remains of the hard drive containing the film.]]

'''''Chris Chan VS. The Internet''''' is a cancelled and (presumed) lost documentary film directed by film student '''Joseph Draft'''. Footage was filmed [[March 2019]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531505 ([https://archive.fo/CMSIx archive])</ref> and included interviews with Chris, [[Barbara]] and [[Megan]]. The film would've focused on the current condition of [[Chris]] and the [[Chris and reality|long-term effects]] that [[internet]] [[troll]]ing has had on his mental state. The trailer, a leaked minute from the opening, and two brief leaked clips are the only known surviving portions of the film, and the film remains in limbo, if not outright lost.

Draft has not given a public statement on the cancellation.

==History==
[[File:Geno on Draft footage.png|thumb|[[Geno Samuel]] talks about what could have been.]]
[[File:Geno on Draft docu.png|thumb]]

On 4 [[April 2019]], the project was announced through a [[Kickstarter]] page via a tweet from Chris, and having a funding goal of $20,000. The description on the Kickstarter page<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdraft/chris-chan-vs-the-internet</ref> initially had very little information on the documentary and no breakdown of how the $20,000 of the budget would be used. The page was eventually updated and described that the film had been completed (to a point) and that the purpose of the Kickstarter was to conduct additional interviews, have more special guests, and to finance costs associated with filming.

[[Kiwi Farms]] user CMCW claimed to be involved with the film and made multiple posts answering questions on it. He said that Chris wanted to help provide info for the film, providing his master copy of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] and consenting to recordings inside the house, including a new house tour and interviews with him and [[Barbara]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531489 ([https://archive.fo/6pbYH archive])</ref> Draft took additional photos of the [[The Wall of Originals]] and Chris gifted him a couple of the cards,<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4533717 ([https://archive.fo/6AvCO archive])</ref> as well as artwork (including [[:File:Ted Bundychu 2019 gift drawing.jpg|one of Bundychu]]). Chris, Barbara and Megan were all paid out of Draft's money for their interviews and were promised a cut of any profits made.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4533404</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4537270 ([https://archive.fo/o/6wYGC/ archive])</ref> CMCW also said that [[Geno Samuel]] (known for ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'') and Sachumo (known for his 2015 [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|documentary]] and [[Sachumo Interview|2017 interview]] of Chris), and others would be participating with the film.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531290 ([https://archive.fo/kExFI archive])</ref>

According to Geno, Megan actually wanted to reunite with Chris in person; however, Draft vetoed this, feeling it would be "too corny and forced".<ref name=geno></ref> According to [[Naught]], eventually, Megan changed her mind on being included in the film, and requested her inclusion be cut.<ref name=stress></ref>

According to Geno, "Joe's buddy who saw the footage said they got lots of footage of Chris belching and screaming in public, and was all giddy about it".<ref>[[:File:Geno on Draft footage.png]]</ref>

===Cancellation===
Draft has not made a statement on the film's cancellation.

His friend CMCW said, in response to criticism from [[Kiwi Farms]] users over the Kickstarter, that Draft was despondent over flubbing it and was considering shutting it down.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4537228 ([https://archive.fo/o/6wYGC/ archive])</ref> The Kickstarter for the film was indeed abruptly cancelled on 6 [[April 2019]], only two days after its creation.

According to CMCW, most of the collaborators who had tentatively signed on were spooked, and he suggested it was due to hostility from Kiwi Farms users.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4537363 ([https://archive.fo/o/6wYGC/ archive])</ref>

According to [[Naught]], a Kiwi Farms user who had also interacted with Draft over the chat service [[Discord]], the mostly-completed film was destroyed by Draft out of [[stress]] over film cuts and infighting with some of his collaborators.<ref name=stress>[[Official CWCki Server chats (Naught)#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> Naught also claimed that he got Draft to face-dox himself<ref>[[:File:Joseph Draft KF.jpg]]</ref> after a 4-hour conversation once the drive was destroyed.<ref>[[Naught#History]]</ref>

As of [[October 2024]], the film has yet to surface online, so it can be presumed that if it isn't sitting in cloud storage or on a hard drive somewhere, then the unused footage has been lost entirely.As of [[October 2024]], the film has yet to surface online, so it can be presumed that if it isn't sitting in cloud storage or on a hard drive somewhere, then the unused footage has been lost entirely.

==Mentions by Chris==
{{quote|You all could have had this genuine and heart-felt gem, but you’ve had to shoot yourselves in the freaking feet by spamming hatred like a bunch of beheaded chickens or ”World War Z” Zombies.|Chris expressing his disappointment over the cancellation.<ref name=sept20>[[September 2020 social media posts#Chris Chan VS The Internet cancellation rant]]</ref>}}

On 20 [[September 2020]], Chris, having discovered a mirror of the trailer on [[The WCT]]'s YouTube channel, left a comment thanking him for archiving it.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Chris Chan VS. The Internet Trailer (Cancelled Kickstarter Documentary by Joseph Draft)]]</ref> Chris later posted his thoughts on it to Twitter.<ref name=sept20></ref> In the tweets, he confirmed that the female voice heard near the end belonged to Megan, and accused trolls of "spamming hatred" and thus getting the documentary cancelled. Viewing the trailer also sparked Chris into having an emotional breakdown over Megan, which he chatted about in [[The Place]].<ref>[[The Place chats - Megan Obsession]]</ref>

== Kickstarter trailer ==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''Chris Chan VS The Internet by Joseph Draft — Kickstarter''
| ytid = dGekFLTbeos
| Stardate = 4 April 2019
| Subject = {{Tragedy|text}}, {{Music|text}}, {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Rage|[[Chris and anger|Chris's Anger]]}}, {{Galpals|[[Love Quest]]}}, {{Comics|text}}
| Video Type = {{Fanart|text}}, {{Reason|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[''We see a shot of a [[The Hook Cafe|C-Ville Weekly]] vending box in the city, and a shot of a [[Ruckersville]] entrance sign.'']

'''Chris''': [''audio reused from [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|this video]]''] Hello. I record this message, in re...in response to the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page that has been against me...

[''Chris is seen placing a tray of markers on a table, then begins drawing [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] on a piece of paper with a black ballpoint pen.'']

'''Chris''': Every detail...on that heinous page, against me, is all a pack of lies.

[''A montage of Chris walking through a woodland, selecting [[Chris and art|a pack of Crayola markers]] at a store, drinking coffee plays. Chris is then seen hugging one of [[Clover and Snoopy|the beagles]] while the other bays in the background'']

'''Barbara''': [''narrating''] At first, he couldn’t talk. So, he was...err...trained with a speech therapist. His behavior was not normal.

'''Barbara''': [''on-screen''] I...wasn't aware of...err...all what was going on, at first.

[''Chris breathes outdoors with his eyes closed, then the film's title appears, followed by a shot of Megan (from behind) in an antique shop'']

'''Megan''': Now, he...he seems like a totally different person to me.

== Leaked opening ==
On 12 July 2020, a phone recording of the intro to the documentary was leaked, featuring Chris walking through the woods while singing "[[Don'tGetTrolled|You've Been Trolled]]" and shots of some of his toys.
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''Chris Chan vs the internet opening clip''
| video = {{#ev:youtube|G6uEMpBxFu0}}
| Stardate = 12 July 2020
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
}}

===Transcript===

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "The following film is true... and honest".]

[''(on screen) [[Chris]] walking in a forest.'']

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "A film by Joseph Draft".]

[''(on screen) [[Chris]] singing the lyrics to the song'' "You've been trolled" ''while continuing to walk in the forest.'']

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "Christine Chandler" ''while the audio of [[Chris]] singing can still be heard.'']

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "[[Barbara Chandler]]" ''while the audio of [[Chris]] singing continues.'']

[''(on screen) [[Chris]] finishes the song while looking at the camera.'']

[''Black screen with white text displaying'' "Chris Chan VS. The Internet".]

[''A montage of Chris's [[MLP]] and [[Legos]] toys along with the [[Sonichu Plush]].'']

==July 2023 leaks==

On 1 July 2023, 'IRaiseUALatte' on [[Reddit]] leaked some footage from Chris Chan Vs. The Internet. They got the footage from their friend, who used to know the 'audio guy' on the project.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/14ofdor/forgot_i_had_these_from_the_supposed_canceled/</ref>

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''July 1 2023''
| video = {{#ev:youtube|98sXo70dAWs}}
| Stardate = Unknown
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
}}

===Transcript===

'''Interviewer:''' How do you see, how are you going to uh take care of yourself or where are you going to live...Uh, when...uh, the time with your, [[Barb|your mother]] is...is uh...up? Um, what's, what, what is your plan for after that?

[''long pause'']

'''Chris:''' Hopefully I'll be in, very...likely and gracefully and hopefully I'll be in [[Dimensions#C-197|C197]] in [[CWCVille]] then, and I'll be living in the [unintelligible]! And actually helping and, saving the world and dimensions and everything, but other than that? Every time I'm asked a question like 'where do you see yourself in five years or so?', like...[''[[Pedo-Glasses#Dramatic glasses removal|takes off glasses]], [[Creepy stare|stares creepily]], and falls over dramatically'']

'''Interviewer:''' [''chuckles''] Well, [''cuts off'']

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = ''July 1 2023''
| video = {{#ev:youtube|znnWao2FJbQ}}
| Stardate = Unknown
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
}}

===Transcript===

'''Chris:''' Then that's fine. That's where she can go from, but I wasn't when I was thrown(?) at least as far as I know. As far as I knew back then, but I came around. I'm [[bisexual]] [[Transgender|trans woman]]! And I, I lick [[China|pussy]] and suck [[Pickle|cocks!]]

'''Interviewer:''' [''starts laughing'']

==See also==
*[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]
*[[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)]]
*[[Chris in the media]]
*[[Kickstarter]]

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Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)

2025-09-18T16:18:44Z

FokkerTISM: /* Great Director's Cut */

[[Image:DVDReleaseCut.jpg|thumb|500px|The cover of the DVD, implying it's in a case.]]
'''''Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)''''' is [[Chris]]'s [[2007]] homemade DVD, featuring various video clips Chris had made before his Internet fame, and his actual, if meager, TV appearances. Despite its title, only two short clips on the DVD were ever shown on TV.

Chris originally sent copies of the DVD only to a select few people, but nevertheless thought him making the DVD was an [[Chris and his ego|important enough achievement]] to mention repeatedly in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] and elsewhere. He also believed that people would actually be interested in buying a copy along with other merchandise, and even planned a [[Sony|Blu-ray]] release.<ref>[[3 December 2009]]</ref> Suffice to say, the disc was burned with a cheap Magnavox DVD recorder out of material that appears to have been poorly transferred off of aged VHS tapes, and even if it actually had any interesting content that people would actually pay money for, it doesn't approach commercial quality. Chris probably thinks video quality that was [[Chris and cameras|abysmal]] to begin with will mysteriously look better when burned on [[Sonichu 10|hi-def]] discs.

Naturally, since this relic was so profoundly ''important'' in Chris's mind, the [[trolls]] had their curiosity piqued greatly over it. Eventually, a copy was obtained by [[Trolls#Lordsillynipples|Lordsillynipples]] by posing as Chris's childhood friend and first crush, [[Gal pal#Tiffany Robinson|Tiffany Robinson]].

In 2016, Chris announced the first official public release of it, indicating it survived the [[2014 house fire]]. In 2019, he provided his master copy to [[Joseph Draft]] for his attempted documentary film ''Chris Chan VS. The Internet''.<ref>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/chris-chan-vs-the-internet-documentary-promo.55095/post-4531489 ([https://archive.fo/6pbYH archive])</ref>

==Tracklisting==
===''C.W.C. On TV'' Trailer===
To reduce marketing costs, Chris put the trailer for the DVD directly into the DVD. He also uploaded it to YouTube on 5 November 2007. The trailer provides an 8-minute summary of the rest of the features, in case you don't want to melt your brain by actually watching the whole thing. His YouTube description:

{{quotebox|This is the Trailer of my Limited Distributed DVD. More videos are avilable [sic] on [[YouTube#Chris's other video site--Veoh|www.veoh.com]]. Enjoy.}}

{{Infobox/video
| name = Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on T.V. :) Trailer
| ytid = yXxU_ZvjOHQ
| stardate = 5 [[2007#November|November 2007]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}, {{Video games|text}}, {{Other|[[Chris and...|Life]]}}
| shirt = {{RainbowBoy|text}}, {{PokeShirt|text}}, {{ClassicShirt|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}, {{Direct Feed|text}}
}}

===[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|C.W.C. Super Sonic Winner!!!]]===
From 26 February [[1990s#1994|1994]], shortly after Christian's 12th birthday. Anchors on [[Charlottesville]] [[wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WVIR|WVIR]] report on him winning a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' contest and earning a $1,000 shopping spree for video games. The pinnacle of Chris's entire existence to date, this event fueled the delusional manchild he is today.

===[[Song of Christian]]===
Filmed on 15 May [[1990s#1998|1998]], when Chris was 16. Presented as an episode of ''The Christian Chandler Show'', Chris gives a dramatic reading of a poem he wrote about himself. He then spends 20 minutes explaining the meaning of each line, about 15 minutes of which is dedicated to him leafing through his [[hand-drawn Nintendo Power magazine|hand-drawn ''Nintendo Power'' magazine]], and the rest dedicated to him raging over the fact that the poem [[Honor roll|got him an "F" in school]].

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway#Prototype|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway Prototype]] Animation===

===[[Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway|''Mario Kart 64'' LEGO Raceway]] Animation by C.W.C. on Game Boy Camera===
Filmed on 4 June [[1990s#1998|1998]]. Hey, do you like ''Mario Kart''? Do you like Lego bricks? How about stop-motion animation? More importantly, do you like hearing the same 15-second clip of music played over and over and over while you watch grainy black-and-white 8-bit footage of Lego men getting into car wrecks? Have we got the clip for you. (By the way, Lego Chris wins the race. [[Chris and his ego|No surprises there.]])

===[[The City of Cwicville Tour!|Unfinished CWCville Tour]]===
Filmed 12 July [[2000s#2001|2001]]. Lego Chris gives a tour of his Lego town, passing by 2 landmarks before the video abruptly ends.

===[[Chris Chan in the PokéNews]]===
[[File:SlamAttack.jpg|thumb|Chris before saying the line on the cover for the DVD, a clip from a news station]]

Filmed 16 October [[1990s#1999|1999]]. [[Richmond]] [[Wikipedia:NBC|NBC]] affiliate [[Wikipedia:WWBT|WWBT]] does a fluff piece on the rise of the ''Pokémon'' fandom. Chris, aged 17 and older than the playing crowd featured, happens to be among the small children playing the game, and although not discussed he is lingered on for a little while. This clip provides the DVD cover with its money line:

{{quote|I'll send out my Dragonair, even though it has 60 Damage on it. Oh boy! It has 3 Energy on it... Slam Attack!}}

===Christian Chandler's [[Animal Crossing Documentary|''Animal Crossing'' Documentary]]===
Filmed 22 November [[2000s#2003|2003]]. Chris gives us a long tour of his custom-made towns in ''Animal Crossing'' for the GameCube. It's an event that's about as exciting as watching [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|paint]] dry.

===[[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special|C.W.C.'s ''Animal Crossing''/''Mario Paint'' 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]===
Filmed on 7 June [[2004]]. Chris plays ''Animal Crossing'' again in honor of [[Bob Chandler|his]] [[Barbara Chandler|parents]]' anniversary.

===[[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|"So Need A Cute Girl" Music Video]]===
Filmed 20 [[2004#December|December 2004]]. Chris sings both the lead single off [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys (band)|his debut album]] and a special [[Christmas]] tune in this music video.

===Chris Chan's [[Harvey Birdman commercial|''Harvey Birdman'' Commercial]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2005]]. Here is Chris's attempt to win a contest, whose goal is to deliver a creative advertisement for a ''Harvey Birdman'' DVD. The time constraints laid out are obvious, as Chris crams 50% info about himself, ''Sonichu'', [[random-access humor]] and Mary Lee Walsh, and 50% info about the DVD into a thirty-second "advertisement".

===Chris Chan's [[Pixelated PS3]]===
Filmed on 28 November [[2006]]. Chris enters another contest requiring him to shill a product in under a minute, this time a [[PlayStation 3]]. To answer the question "What would you do for a PS3?", Chris first explains everything he would like to do but won't (e.g., save up the money and go to a store), and would but can't (forsake a cure for autism), before revealing that he has constructed a PS3 from Legos, [[Pixelblocks]], and a PlayStation 2.

===C.W.C.'s SlideShow of Photographs, Art, and Comics===
Chris presents a long, tedious slideshow of images taken from [[1980s#1982|1982]]–[[2007]], projected from his PSP. In the background, he plays a self-made [[KCWC broadcast|radio broadcast]] from 1998, which gives new insight into his past.

===[[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]]===
Filmed 24 February [[2007]]. Closing the DVD, in celebration of his milestone 25th birthday, Chris delivers an address summarizing the lessons he has learned in his life and how they should be applied by future generations of ladies, gentlemen, and dudes of all teenages.

==Great Director's Cut==
After the DVD was leaked onto the internet, Chris claimed<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009]]</ref> that the trolls didn't have the "Director's Cut", which includes footage of Chris's [[Christmas]] from [[Christmas#2004|2004]] and takes from the [[Pixelated PS3]] commercial. Christorians long thought that the "Director's Cut" was just a bluff he used to save face. That was, until [[December 2014]], when it was revealed that [[Catherine]] acquired a copy and handed over some footage to a Kiwi Farms member to upload to YouTube, thus proving its existence.

He later told [[Regina]] that he had a "Master Copy" with over ''6 hours'' of tedious crap.<ref>[[Regina e-mails]]</ref> It was given to Joseph Draft in 2019 for the ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===[[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004 parts 1 & 2]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris videotapes footage around the house while discussing C-Mas, and opens gifts with his family. Notable for being made when the hoard was in its infancy.

===[[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|Chris After Christmas 2004]]===
Filmed on 25 December 2004. Chris whines some more about [[gal-pal]] [[Sarah Hammer]] and the continuation of his [[Love Quest]].

==Possible sequel==
In an e-mail to [[Cole Smithey|Cole]], Chris expresses his intention to create a new DVD "around (his) 50th or sooner", i.e. the year 2032.<ref>[[Cole Smithey E-mails]]</ref>

In early [[2016]], Chris announced that he would be giving the DVD its first official public release from his [[Etsy]] page, including a bonus disc of content filmed between [[2007]] and [[2010]].<ref>https://www.etsy.com/listing/266568164/christian-weston-chandler-yep-im-on-tv</ref>

==Images from the Physical DVD==
<center><gallery>
062-CWCsDVD.jpg|Cover.
DVDReleaseCut.jpg|The cover of the release edition.
063-2-CWCDVDWholeMaster.jpg|And the Director's Cut Edition.
063-1-CWCsDVD Label.jpg|DVD label featuring Sonichu and Rosechu, along with a Chris drawing from the front cover.
ChrisDVDCD2.jpg|We asked for a "disc image". The torrent went up later, but this was delivered as a cop-out.
CHRISDVD.jpg|Parental Advisory - VERY HONEST content.
ChrisDVD3.jpg|Chapter menu, complete with Magnavox DVD/VCR styling.
CHRISletter.jpg|Letter to troll who received DVD.
Chrislist1.jpg|The list of people who appeared on the dvd almost like a cast list.
Chrislist2.jpg|A list of people Chris went to school with and probably didn't know well if at all.
Chrislist3.jpg|And here's the last page.
Chrispaper1.jpg|Chris saying he doesn't agree with what he said probably to avoid criticism .
Chrispaper2.jpg|People who Chris couldn't find pictures of to include after probably very little looking.
</gallery></center>

==Sources==
<references/>

==External links==
* [https://thepiratebay3.org/?url=https://thepiratebay10.org/torrent/4433832/Christian_Weston_Chandler..._Yep__I_m_On_T.V.___)_DVD Torrent of the DVD]
* [https://www.archive.org/11/items/C.W.C.YEPIMONT.V./C.W.C.%20YEP%2c%20I%27M%20ON%20T.V.%20-%29.ISO ISO of the DVD]
* [https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwPTVCCc1YkC9VRrXzUhtrX-9Unbb9ijS The entire DVD on YouTube.]

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Lost Media

2025-09-14T23:39:20Z

FokkerTISM: /* Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) (Master Copy) */

{{Honest}}
{{Quote|Since the passage of time has destroyed Sappho and her works, her lyre and songs, I will set other lines before you as examples.|Tzetzes, On the Metres of Pindar, 20-22}}

'''Lost media''' refers to media that once existed but has been lost or destroyed or media that has never been released publicly.<ref>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_media</ref> This article aims to document the following kinds of lost media:

* Media made by or featuring Chris which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary.
* Media made by or featuring Chris which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* Media made by trolls that Chris has responded to or acknowledged which was once publicly available on the internet but has since disappeared or is fragmentary or which is known to exist but which has never been released to the public.
* [[Relics of Fail]] whose current whereabouts are unknown or were destroyed (excluding those that Chris is known to have sold to fans).

Because of the broad scope of the article, it is unlikely to ever be complete. Of course, some lost media is of greater interest to Christorians than other lost media.

==Pre-internet discovery Lost Media==
===Autism papers===
{{See also|Autism papers}}

The [[Autism papers]] were a series of papers detailing the mental state of [[Chris]] and to what extent he has [[autism]]. Most of these papers appeared to have been destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]] as none of them have appeared since. Even if not destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], the hoard that is [[14 Branchland Court]] makes finding these papers next to impossible, making these papers almost certainly lost. However, one paper from [[2004]] survives as it was e-mailed to [[Kacey]] by [[Chris]] who passed it on to [[Liquid Chris]] who then distributed the paper online in [[November 2009]].

===Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :) (Master Copy)===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)}}

An extended edition of Chris's 2007 homemade DVD allegedly featuring over six hours of original content. Chris offered to share it with [[Regina e-mails|Regina]] in their emails. It was given to [[Joseph Draft]] in 2019 during planning for the cancelled ''[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]'' documentary.

===CWC's Diary===
{{See also|CWC's Diary}}

[[CWC's Diary]] refers to a series of entries published between 2004-2005 in a diary format. It is unknown if these entries came from a physical diary or from Chris's blogs on [[MySpace]] and [[Facebook]]. It must be remembered that the entries available are the ones Chris made public on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and that the diary in its entirety has not been found. With Chris's [[MySpace]] being deleted in mid-2008 and a physical diary not emerging [[CWC's Diary]] in its entirety is lost.

===CWC's Pokésite 1===
{{See also|CWC's Pokésite 1}}

[[CWC's Pokésite 1]], originally known as CWC's Pokésite, was Chris's first website launched between 25 April and 3 July 1999. Chris appears to have abandoned the site in late July as on 22 July [[CWC's Pokésite 2]] was launched. The content of [[CWC's Pokésite 1]] is lost as the site is no longer up and the archive of the site only has three pages with the rest not working.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606031644/http://homes.acmecity.com/games/demo/190/GameShark.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606110946/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/GameShark2.html</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20000606132641/http://homes.acmecity.com:80/games/demo/190/junglecards.html</ref> Also, the site guestbook is still available.<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20001021022214/neptune.guestworld.lycos.com/wgb/wgbview.dbm?owner=Starytime</ref> A Spanish version of the site also existed, however, the site is down and it was never archived making this lost as well.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20010801000000*/http://games.acmecity.com/demo/190/Espanol.html</ref>

===How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi" (For the Very Shy Man)===
{{See also|User:RachmaninovDESU/How to Attract an 18 - ... -Year Old Female Companion Without Saying "Hi"}}

The work is a pamphlet created by [[Chris]] on how to attract women. The date of creation is unknown however as Chris uses the pseudonym "Reldnahc Netso' Naitsirhc" a misspelling of [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc]] which was created on 24 [[March 2005]] it is likely that the pamphlet was created sometime after though a terminus ante quem has not been established. While the front cover exists the rest of the pamphlet has not emerged either because it does not exist or because it is lost.

===Report cards===
{{See also|Honor roll}}

The report cards are a series of papers from Chris's education detailing his grades and academic progress. There has been no mention of these documents since the [[2014 house fire]], likely being destroyed and thereby lost. Even if not destroyed [[Chris]], claimed before the house fire in [[2009]] within [[Mailbag 19]] that he could not access the documents.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mailbag_19#We_cannot_see_Chris.27s_report_cards</ref> Considering how cluttered [[14 Branchland Court]] is and [[Chris]] not having access to the documents, to begin with, it is unlikely that the documents can be found, making them lost if they have not been destroyed. However, Chris's grades can be seen in the assignments that have survived in the [[Manchester High Leaks]], so Chris's grades are not entirely lost.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes (items)===
{{See also|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

The [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] was a contest held in 1993 in which the person who wrote down every "Sonic Sez" segment and sent it in would get the chance to win certain prizes, with the biggest prize being a $1,000 shopping spree at {{w|KB Toys|Kay-Bee Toys}}.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMyI6ZnLj3o</ref> Chris won this contest in 1994 and got the $1,000 shopping spree; however, only five items have been known to be purchased:

* ''Batman Returns'' ($49.99)
* ''Sonic CD'' (unknown price)
* ''Sonic Spinball'' ($49.99)
* "Star Trek" (probably ''Star Trek: The Next Generation: Echoes from the Past'') (unknown price)
* "Power Rangers Megazord" (unknown price. Estimate $29.99)

It is unknown what other items Chris bought with the remaining $857.04 (not including the prices of ''Sonic CD'' and the ''Star Trek'' game) and are thereby lost. Furthermore, as revealed in a 21 June 2021 message on [[The Place]] Discord server,<ref>[[The Place chats (June 2021)#Warhol Book Stress and Hoarding]]</ref> only ''Sonic CD'' was still in Chris's possession at that point, with the rest either having perished in the fire or sold off.

===The First PS3 Attempt===
As the title suggests, this is presumably Chris's first attempt at his [[Pixelated PS3]] video. It was included in the "Director's Cut" of [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] as an exclusive feature. According to the Director's Cut cover, it was filmed on 18 November [[2006]], the same date as the final take of the video. However, the regular DVD cover says that the Pixelated PS3 video was filmed on 28 November, so it may have been filmed on that date instead. Although the Director's Cut was obtained by [[Catherine]] and other material from it was leaked to the Internet, this video has never surfaced, possibly because it was just too uninteresting.

==Post-internet discovery Lost Media==
===10242009 (Gregg Mays' video)===
{{See also|10242009}}

[[10242009]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 24 [[October 2009]] in which he responds to [[Clyde Cash#Gregg_Mays|Gregg Mays]]. While this video is available, a video made by Gregg related to 10242009 was set to private. Gregg's video has not been found since and is considered to be lost.

===Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke (Mao's response)===
{{See also|Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke}}

[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]] was a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 17 [[January 2010]] in which he reads and reviews [[Asperchu]]. While this video is available, [[Mao]]'s response video released on the same day was made private. The video has not been found since then; Mao's response is currently considered to be lost.

===BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7 (full recording)===
{{See also|BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.7}}

A recorded PSN chat between Chris, [[Bob]], and "[[Julie]]" lasting approximately twenty minutes. The first nine minutes and eighteen seconds of the chat were preserved, but the recording abruptly ends while Bob is discussing his music collection. The lost portion of the call includes Bob talking about his health problems and [[Cherokee]] heritage, followed by goodbyes and the trolls talking among themselves.

===CatKnight Interview 5===
{{See also|CatKnight Interview 5}}

On 28 March 2016, Sir [[Arthur Spatchcock]], also known as '''CatKnight''' and '''Master Disaster''', conducted an interview with Chris on lets-plays. The footage and audio of this interview have been lost though; the transcript is intact.

===Chris Chan VS. The Internet===
{{See also|Chris Chan VS. The Internet}}

[[Chris Chan VS. The Internet]] was a documentary made by Joseph Draft first announced on Kickstarter on 4 [[April 2019]]. The documentary includes interviews with Chris, [[Barbara]], and [[Megan Schroeder]] as well as candid footage of Chris going about his life. However, due to various alleged factors,<ref>[[Official CWCki Server chats#Chris Chan VS. The Internet]]</ref> the documentary has not surfaced and the hard drive containing the documentary has allegedly been destroyed, making this documentary lost. However, the trailer, opening, and other two fragments are available.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6uEMpBxFu0</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98sXo70dAWs</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znnWao2FJbQ</ref>

===Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg===
[[File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|thumb|200px|right|The screencap.]]
On 30 [[March 2011]], [[CWCki]] editor [[User:Riley Martin|Riley Martin]] uploaded [[:File:Chris in his Escort creepy smile.jpg|a mysterious picture]] to the site. Not much is known about the image besides the little information the editor gave:
{{quoteboxred|From some mysterious video. Chris’ face never changes from that smile, and he never stops staring. Don’t ask where it’s from.}}
Later the same day, a CWCki editor would ask for the source of the screencap on its talk page, but didn't receive any reply. Riley Martin has not edited the CWCki since 26 [[February 2012]], making the original video and its context likely lost forever.

===Chris Sex Logs (Audio)===
{{See also|Chris Sex Logs}}

On 27 [[September 2008]] [[PandaHalo]] released a series of Skype chats in which Chris discussed with her a variety of subjects related to [[sex]]. While the transcript of the chats is available, the audio accompanying the chats has been lost except for a 5:30-minute snippet.<ref>https://archive.org/details/cwcsexlogs1</ref>

===Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (second accidental stream)===
{{See also|March 2024 livestreams#Christ Chan Live Stream: Over the Shoulder Colouring and Drawing 2 (accidental streams)}}

This video was the latter of the two accidentally started livestream recordings, which consisted of Chris singing the same song as the last time, before realising he pressed the stream button instead of recording it. While the first one has been saved, the latter was deleted far too soon for anyone to download it, making it forever lost.

===CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)===
{{See also|CWCki Forums posts (paintingatree)}}

paintingatree was Chris's [[CWCki Forums]] account. However the posts preserved under this account come from the second account made in early 2013 as Chris's first account, also called paintingatree, was made sometime in 2012. However none of the posts Chris made in 2012 have been archived making them lost.

===DooDoo fard2874 pictures===
{{See also|Post-jail sightings (2023)}}

On 9 September 2023 Discord user DooDoo fard2874 chased down Chris in a Sheetz convenience store somewhere in Virginia. DooDoo fard2874 posted four images and a video of this event which shows Chris's Chevrolet Aveo driving however a picture of Chris reportedly was taken though it has not emerged and is currently lost.

===Dillin Thomas DMs===
{{See also|Dillin Thomas DMs}}

[[Dillin Thomas]] is a former [[Christuber]] who eventually closed his YouTube channel. With the closure was the loss of material such as DMs from Chris. Two DMs are known with the former, leaked on 23 [[December 2019]], only having one quote from Chris preserved with the rest of their communication being lost.

===eBay Purchases and Listings (2001-2008)===
Chris has been using eBay since all the way back in [[2001]]. While this wiki has archived most of Chris's eBay listings (and purchases) from 2008 onward, the same can't be said for his previous ones prior to that year. There have been a few records of his purchases from that era, but not a whole lot, and especially nothing of his potential listings. Chris's bans and suspensions from eBay, as well as potentially using sockpuppets, also make archiving these difficult, so it's possible these bits of info are lost.

===Helena DMs===
{{See also|Helena DMs}}

Between 15-21, [[June 2021]] Helena Fiorenza and Chris contacted each other through Twitter. However, the conversation that is available only shows the end of their communications and not the previous messages making the DM in its entirety lost.

===Jackie's Father Call===
{{See also|Jackie}}

In an email sent from [[Jackie]] to [[Chris]] at 1:36 PM on 16 [[July 2011]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jackie_E-mails_30</ref>, [[Jackie]] revealed that the day before Jackie's father who was drunk at the time got into a call with [[Chris]]. It is unknown if the call was recorded, and even if it was, no audio nor transcript of the call has been released, making this call lost.

===Julie Reveals Herself (Video)===
{{See also|Julie Reveals Herself}}

[[Julie Reveals Herself]] is a [[Mumble]] chat between [[Bluespike]] and [[Chris]] on 3 [[March 2009]] which involves shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum and [[Julie]] revealing herself to be a boy. While the audio of the chat exists, the video that accompanied it, which includes footage of Chris shoving the [[Sonichu Medallion]] up his rectum, is lost. It's worth noting that Chris claimed he didn't record himself doing so, so it's possible a video recording never existed to begin with (and given the rest of the trolls were disgusted at what was going on, it's possibly unlikely they didn't have a recording of it either).

===Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba (original)===
{{See also|Light Powered Cwclight Reviews - Bumba-Lumba}}

Chris uploaded the video in [[January 2024]] but then removed it later in the month and uploaded another copy. Only the Raw Captions generated by YouTube were archived of the original video.

===MKRs Bloody Chunks Leaks===
{{see also|Chats leaked by MKRs Bloody Chunks}}
On 27 January 2020, a Kiwi Farms account under the name '''MKRs Bloody Chunks''' leaked a set of messages and audio files from The Place and Arbitarch CWC Alliance servers. These were only partially archived on the CWCki however. As of April 2025, the majority of these contents have been lost, as many of the links from the original post are now broken.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=52454|post=5926848}}</ref>

===My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey (Kacey's Part)===
{{See also|My Half of A Whole New World for Kacey}}

On 31 [[October 2009]] Chris made a video singing the male part of the lyrics to the song "A Whole New World", in response to [[Kacey]] uploading a video singing the female part of the same song. While Chris's video is available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gv3znHKues</ref>, Kacey's video has been taken down by YouTube and is currently lost.

===No More Jokes (Clyde's response)===
{{See also|No More Jokes}}

[[No More Jokes]] was a video by [[Chris]] released on 5 [[November 2009]] in which he reveals the real identity of [[Clyde Cash]]. While both the SFW and NSFW versions of the video exist, Clyde's response to the video is currently lost.

===Power (Document)===
{{See also|Power}}

[[Power]] was a zip file containing three videos of [[Chris]] performing acts of strength to impress [[Vanessa Hudgens]] which was leaked by [[The Miscreants]] on 27 [[April 2009]]. Along with the three videos contained an edited audio file of "[[I Got a Fish]]" and a "special thanks" document. While the videos and audio files are available, the "special thanks" document has been lost.

===PS3 Tutorial for my fans (full video)===
{{See also|PS3 Tutorial for my fans}}

On 24 [[February 2010]] the [[Magical Man]] uploaded a video in which he filmed Chris giving a tutorial on how to use a [[PS3]]. The video starts mid-sentence and ends abruptly showing that there was more footage than was released. The full video has not been found.

===Red Forest (other audio files)===
{{See also|Red Forest}}

[[Red Forest]] is one of several audio files created by [[Joshua Wise]] created in the autumn of [[2017]] used to manipulate Chris's beliefs on reality. There are other files aside from [[Red Forest]] to have existed with the only known one being revealed by Wise in the [[Idea Guy Q&A]] in which Wise used Chris's audio in an altered form to manipulate him.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Idea_Guy_Q%26A#Manipulating_Chris</ref> This audio has never been released, and it is unknown how many other audio clips existed as none aside from [[Red Forest]] have been leaked, making them lost.

===Simonchu===
{{See also|Simonchu}}

[[Simonchu]] was a parody comic of [[Sonichu]] staring the eponymous character Simonchu created on 26 [[August 2008]]. As the comic was hosted on [[Asperpedia]] which shut down in [[2010]] and the archive of Simonchu has its file link request invalidated the comic is lost aside from some fragments.<ref>https://sneed.today/threads/simonchu-the-lost-fancomic.10338/#post-809780</ref><ref>https://imgur.com/fWC2lw3,1B7ulIl,GIIC5w1,eu84mkL,5eeYSx1,aNUzCR8,7eoGNbq,53ilnRW,i6xiNk6,3FirXzm,lrcSkRr,oQHqVSK,CYo0pA6,3ZTtGWC</ref>

===Sockness DMs===
{{See also|Sockness DMs}}

Jacob Sockness is known to have had two DM communications with Chris, the first being on 28 [[August 2019]] and the second on 17 [[July 2020]]. Both DMs only show part of the communication making the entirety of their communications lost.

===Sonichu Fan Promo (videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Fan Promo}}

The [[Sonichu Fan Promo]] were three 3D animated shorts on [[Sonichu]] made by [[Timmys1984]], released between 11-14 [[October 2008]]. While the transcripts of all three videos exist, only the third video remains.<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpNoO0ZRDBE</ref> However, [[Chris]] incorporated these animations into [[Sonichu]] Issue 9, pages 72, 78, and 79 with 72 being the first short, 78 is the second short, and 79 is the third short.

===Sonichu's Live PS4 Broadcast===
{{See also|Twitch}}

On 16 [[March 2018]] Chris streamed the game '''Burnout Paradise Remastered''' on the [[PS4]]. While certain parts of the stream are available<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXt6H5t1MoY</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUwx7Y0A6_o</ref>, the stream footage in its entirety has been lost.

===The "Black Tape"===
{{Main|The Black Tape}}

===The Chris Chan Interview (unedited version)===
{{See also|Keffals}}

The Chris Chan Interview was an interview conducted by [[Keffals]] with [[Chris]], uploaded to [[Youtube]] on 16 [[January 2024]]. However the uploaded interview was an edited version, with the unedited version only being accessible if someone pledged to the $100,000 tier on Keffals's [[Patreon]].<ref>https://twitter.com/keffals/status/1747443430282702958</ref> Currently no one has pledged to this tier and considering the price point it is unlikely that anyone ever will, making this work currently lost.

===The Sonichu Chronicles (Slides)===
{{See also|The Sonichu Chronicles}}

[[The Sonichu Chronicles]] was a PowerPoint presentation made by [[Chris]] in [[January 2009]] and was presented to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] and [[Reggie Fils-Aimé]] as to give ideas on a [[Sonichu]] game. The contents of the slides are known as Chris in [[November 2009]] displayed them in the two part video [[Sonichu Powerpoint]]. However, the PowerPoint file is missing, making the slides currently lost.

===ThePCAssassins Phone Calls===
{{See also|ThePCAssassins }}

ThePCAssassins is a YouTube account which previously had hosted many videos of trolls calling and speaking to Bob. To date only four of these calls are still publicly available, making the rest lost. One of them is numbered "Bob Call 6," indicating there are, at minimum, between two and five additional recordings currently unaccounted for, depending on how the other videos were originally numbered.

===Tlaw DMs===
{{See also|Tlaw DMs}}

Tlaw, at an unknown date, had a communication with Chris over setting a tabletop role-playing game in CWCville. However, the middle part of the communication is missing, making it lost.

===Unrecorded Voicemail Greetings===
{{See also|Voicemail greeting}}
Chris has changed his cell phone voicemail greeting message many times over the years. Many of these greetings have a transcription but no available recording, either because they were never recorded or because the recording has become lost.

===Unreleased Jackie E-mails===
{{See also|Category:Jackie E-mails}}

Between 5 [[April 2010]] to 7 [[September 2011]], [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] interacted with each other over emails which have been compiled into 31 sets. However, the emails present are the ones [[Alec Benson Leary]] compiled and it is confirmed that [[Jackie]] and [[Chris]] had email conversations that [[Alec Benson Leary]] omitted due to them being irrelevant.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/are-you-losing-interest-in-chris.3255/page-5#post-190559</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/ZznwI</ref> Considering how long ago these events happened, it is likely that these unreleased emails will never surface, making them lost.

===Unreleased Miscreant Interactions===
{{See also|Miscreants}}

The [[Miscreants]] were a group of [[trolls]] consisting of many of the most notable, including [[Clyde Cash]] and [[Liquid Chris]]. While many of their interactions with [[Chris]] are known, [[Marvin]] has confirmed that a significant amount of chats and calls the [[Miscreants]] and [[Chris]] had have not been released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/Om30l</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/page-31#post-5067791</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/5HTxq</ref> Considering how long ago these interactions happened and the fact it is unknown if anyone has these unreleased chats and calls, these interactions are likely lost.

===Web Soup Appearance===
{{See also|For G4s Web Soup}}

''Web Soup'' was a television series on the defunct network G4, which served as a spin-off of the E! network's long-running series ''The Soup'' and, like that series, focused on satirical commentary on then-recent pop culture events, specifically Internet media and viral videos. One episode, aired in [[July 2009]], featured an appearance of Chris's [[I Got a Fish]] video, the [[Toucher and Rich Segment|second time]] it popped up in the mainstream media. However, even though Chris himself acknowledged this appearance, the episode with that segment has been lost to time. While several other episodes of ''Web Soup'' have been recovered and archived over the years, the one with Chris's appearance has yet to resurface, not helped by the series being off the air since 2014 and never having been given an official home media release.

==Lost Relics==
===Asperchu Medallion===
{{See also|Asperchu}}

The '''Asperchu Medallion''' was a variant of the [[Sonichu]] medallion featuring [[Asperchu]] instead of [[Sonichu]] sent to [[Chris]] by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. It is unknown when [[Alec Benson Leary]] sent the medallion to [[Chris]] however the medallion was first seen in Chris's [[Magical Man Potion]] video uploaded on 24 [[February 2010]]. [[Chris]] revealed in a [[Facebook]] post made on 2 [[August 2014]]<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/August_2014_Facebook_Posts#Fan_items_lost_in_the_fire</ref> that the '''Asperchu Medallion''' was destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], making it lost.

===Attraction Sign===
{{See also|Attraction Sign}}

The [[Attraction Sign]]s were a series of signs detailing his desire for a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] used from [[2004]] to [[2014]]. All the signs made before the [[2014 house fire]] have not appeared since likely being destroyed in the event, thereby making them lost. One sign has been made since the [[2014 house fire]] on [[July 2014]] on Chris's [[OkCupid]] account<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/File:Okcupid_8_jul_2014_4.jpg</ref>, however, it has also not appeared since likely making it lost.

===Goddess Log Vol. 5===
According to TheGamerFromMars's documentary ''The Resurrection of Chris Chan'', though the first four volumes of the Goddess Logs were sent over to 14 Branchland Ct, the fifth volume, which details Chris's stay at [[Western State Hospital]], was severely deteriorated from water damage before anyone could get a copy.<ref>[[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]]</ref>

===Heart Torch of Fail===
{{See also|Heart Torch of Fail}}

The [[Heart Torch of Fail]] was a torch made of [[Pixelblocks]] that has an unknown significance to the [[Love Quest]]. The torch was made sometime before or during [[2005]] as it appears in [[Sonichu 4]], which was produced in the year [[2005]]. Since its appearance in [[2005]], it has never been seen since likely, being destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], thereby making it lost.

===Medallions===
{{See also|Medallions}}

The [[Medallions]] refers to the [[Sonichu]] [[Medallions]] made by [[Chris]] over the course of his life. The prototype medallion which [[Chris]] wore in [[2004]] as it is mentioned in the [[Autism papers]] disappeared after this year and is believed to be lost in the literal sense.

===Red String of Fate===
{{See also|Red String of Fate}}

The [[Red String of Fate]] was a string with a paper heart attached on the end designed to attract a [[boyfriend-free girl]] that [[Chris]] created on 1 [[August 2004]]. In [[anime]] like [[Excel Saga]], of which Chris likely got the idea from as he watched [[Excel Saga]] before creating the [[Red String of Fate]],<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20160827014324/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcville//SchusNews3.htm</ref> the [[red string]] is used as a metaphor to in courting love. However, [[Chris]] did not see the metaphor and would throw the [[red string]] at women in the hopes of "reeling" them in. On 5 [[August 2004]] a [[Jerkop|mall security guard]] confiscated it and it has never resurfaced, likely being destroyed and thereby lost.

===The Wall of Originals===
{{See also|The Wall of Originals}}

[[The Wall of Originals]] was a wall covered in Chris's customized [[Pokémon]] cards. Most of the cards from the wall were destroyed in the [[2014 house fire]], although some survived as revealed in a [[July 2017]] tweet and [[Chris]] listing the surviving cards on [[eBay]] in [[June 2018]].<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_2017_tweets#Holographic_cards</ref>

==Lost and Found Media==

{{Quote|I will try, if chance favours my wishes, to seek for you the Germanic Wars of Pliny the Elder.|Symmachus, Letters, 4.18.5}}

===2021 Lost Commissions===
{{See also|2021 Lost Commissions}}

The [[2021 Lost Commissions]] were a series of commissioned art created in the summer of 2021 for the [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]] fundraiser. Due to Chris's arrest for incest these works were never delivered and remained lost at [[14 Branchland Court]] until Chris reacquired them after his release. These works would then be listed on [[OfficialCWCmart]] on 15 [[October 2023]].

===An Interview with the Chris-Chan===
{{See also|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

An Interview with the Chris-Chan was Chris's first interview after trolling began occurring on or before 17 [[October 2008]]<ref>Date determined from [https://web.archive.org/web/20081021045439/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Talk:Chris-chan/Archive10#An_interview ED Chris-chan talk page, Archive10]</ref> being hosted on [[PSN]] and being uploaded to Youtube. It is notable for being the first video appearance of [[Barb]]. Sometime after the video was removed from Youtube for "violating YouTube's policy on hate speech" until it was rediscovered and re-uploaded on 27 [[January 2017]].

===Chris-chan Discusses...===
{{See also|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

[[Chris-chan Discusses...]] is a series of interviews conducted by Larry Bundy and [[Chris]] conducted over [[June 2009]] and uploaded to Youtube over [[July 2009]]. However the releases over [[July 2009]] were only extracts from the full interviews of which were not released until 30 [[August 2012]].

===CopperCab Interview===
{{See also|CopperCab}}

The CopperCab Interview is an interview between Claire Kittrell, known on Youtube as CopperCab, and [[Chris]] uploaded on 23 [[October 2017]]. However the interview uploaded was not the full interview as indicated by the "Part 2 Tomorrow!" at the end of the video. However Part 2 was not uploaded on 24 [[October 2017]] leading to the assumption that Part 2 would never be released making it lost. However Part 2 was released on 5 [[August 2021]].

===CWC is Angry===
{{See also|CWC is Angry}}

[[CWC is Angry]] is a video released in [[August 2007]] in which Chris shoots at a picture of [[Adam Stackhouse]] with the [[Megatron pistol]] and is notable for being Chris's last video before he got trolled. Sometime after, the video was lost as [[Adam Stackhouse]] in a comment made on or before 8 April 2009 mentions the video being lost,<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20130408113141/http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=lA84b9eCyZA From YouTube comments, user 1693productions]</ref> later in [[April 2009]] the video was found.

===Fiona Facetime Video - Hair Twirling===
{{see also|Fiona Facetime Videos}}

Three videos of [[Fiona]] and Chris interacting over Facetime were censored on the CWCki. This was due to the Suitress Policy, which at one point called for censoring Fiona's appearances. The policy was relaxed on March 2022, now allowing for her face to be shown in videos and first name to be used in transcripts. This led to two of the three videos becoming uncensored, but one of the videos, Hair Twirling, remained censored because the uncensored video was lost for some time. The source for the original video was later found.

===Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)===
{{See also|Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)}}

[[Internet Dream Lounge 4 - Chris Chan (unused version)]] refers to the original interview conducted between members do the Internet Dream Lounge and [[Chris]] that took place on 4 [[September 2017]]. However upon negative feedback this interview was not uploaded, making it lost, while a second interview was held which was uploaded on 8 [[October 2017]]. However in [[August 2020]] the file of the unused first interview was leaked making it found.

===IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court===
{{See also|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}

The [[IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court]] as the title suggests was a tour of Chris's home that occurred on 31 [[August 2014]] with [[Chris]] giving the tour to [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]]. The audio and slideshow of the tour were posted to [[Cousin Al]]'s YouTube channel on 8 [[September 2014]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/irl-tour-of-14-bc-audio.8231/ ([https://archive.ph/JqIx8 archive])</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20150311043032/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4w28lQAON0</ref> Al's YouTube channel was subsequently terminated leading to the video of the audio and slideshow becoming lost. However, as of 6 [[August 2022]], a copy of the video was found.

===Jackson Dalton Interview===
{{See also|Jackson Dalton}}

The [[Jackson Dalton]] Interview was an interview between Jackson Dalton and [[Chris]] that occurred on 4 [[January 2019]] and uploaded to Youtube on 8 [[January 2019]] however the interview posted was edited and was not the full interview. Shortly after the upload the interview was taken down by Dalton due to poor reception, but was archived, while the unedited version was not released leading to the assumption it would never be released and thereby making it lost. However on 13 [[February 2020]] Dalton uploaded the full unedited interview.

===Manchester High Leaks===
{{See also|Manchester High Leaks}}

The [[Manchester High Leaks]] is a series of high school assignments from Chris's junior year between [[1998]] and [[1999]].<ref>https://archive.ph/4xcbm</ref> It was thought that these documents were permanently lost in the [[2014 house fire]] as before the fire these documents had not surfaced leading to them being considered lost even before the fire. However, [[Cousin Al]] on [[June 2014]] after digging through Chris's trash, found these documents though they were damaged from the [[2014 house fire]].

===Rental House Tour===
{{See also|Rental House Tour}}

The [[Rental House Tour]] was a tour of Chris' temporary house in the aftermath of the [[2014 house fire]] recorded by [[Catherine]] and [[Cousin Al]] on 31 [[August 2014]]. Sometime before or on 6 [[March 2019]] the video had been lost.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/lost-cwcki-links.54097/</ref><ref>https://archive.ph/uuKkf</ref> However, on 14 and 19 [[April 2019]] the 1st and 2nd halves of the recording were found.

===Scrapbook of Fail===
{{See also|Scrapbook of Fail}}

The [[Scrapbook of Fail]] are two binders containing every comic [[Chris]] has ever drawn including [[Sonichu]]. After the [[2014 house fire]] the scrapbook stopped being mentioned leading to the belief that it had been lost as reported by [[Sachumo]]<ref>https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s?t=3420</ref> however, in [[November 2015]] [[Chris]] revealed the scrapbook had been found and survived the fire.

===ShecameforCWC.JPG===
{{See also|ShecameforCWC.JPG}}

[[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] is a pornographic drawing consisting of [[Chris]] vaginally stimulating [[Megan Schroeder]] uploaded to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] on 11 [[November 2007]]. On 4 [[November 2013]], and again in [[January 2018]], Chris claimed that he had destroyed the original drawing, leading to the assumption that it was lost media<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/November_2013_Facebook_Posts#That_Dang_Drawing</ref><ref>[[Brianfrogboy chats#shecameforcwc]]</ref>. However, on 23 [[April 2018]], Chris listed [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] for sale on his [[eBay]], which was bought by the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. It turned out that Chris had not truly destroyed the drawing but cut it up into squares - making it easy to reassemble - before placing it in the [[Crumple-Lope]]. It is unknown what the Teen Troon Squad have done with the drawing but it can be presumed they still own it, though they have not shown it off.

===The Classic===
{{See also|The Classic}}

[[The Classic]] refers to Chris's red and blue rugby shirt that he wore in many of his videos. It was thought that this shirt was destroyed and thereby lost in the [[2014 house fire]]. However, in [[April 2017]] [[Chris]] found [[The Classic]]. However, on 10 [[August 2018]] [[Barb]] threw away [[The Classic]] as revealed in a text to the [[Teen Troon Squad]] from [[Chris]], thereby making [[The Classic]] lost again.<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/651071.html#q687492</ref>

===Sonichu Home Club (Videos)===
{{See also|Sonichu Home Club}}

The [[Sonichu Home Club]] was an online event hosted on Chris's [[PS3]] through an online network. The purpose of these events was to gather [[TRUE and HONEST]] fans of [[Sonichu]], however, it appears these events were done by [[Chris]] in the hope of receiving praise. Two of these events occurred and had videos made about them by [[Vivian Gee]], but they were deleted. However, they were soon reuploaded in 2017 by CWCville Archives.

==Unknown Lost Media==
While this article has listed lost media associated with [[Chris]], this is the only lost media known to have existed and is now lost. It is almost certain that there are hundreds if not thousands of pieces of lost media around [[Chris]] that were never known or never released publicly or were never archived and have been lost. One can only speculate what has not been released or what has been lost over the course of Chris's life. Moreover, one can only speculate on what is waiting to be found.

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Chris in the media

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FokkerTISM: /* Milo Yiannopoulos */

[[Image:The truth about cwc.jpg|thumb|right|Just you wait.]]
{{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}}

[[Chris]] and ''[[Sonichu_(comic)|Sonichu]]'' have occasionally made it to the attention of the '''media''' spotlight, in [[Chris and television|television]], newspapers, magazines, [[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)|podcasts]] and [[Chris and the Internet|the Internet]].

Chris's legendary status as the first mainstream lolcow also catches the attention of many Internet commentators and entertainers, who would often include him and his creations from as a tongue-in-cheek cameo to a major multi-part documentary.

==Traditional media==
===''Richmond Times-Dispatch''===
{{main|It took a talking bear to give the name a young boy loves}}

In 1993, the ''{{w|Richmond Times-Dispatch|Richmond Times-Dispatch}}'' newspaper ran an article detailing how Chris changed his name from "Christopher" to "Christian". This was Chris's first known appearance in media.

===Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes===
{{main|Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes}}

Chris's second appearance in the media was a news report in [[1994]] chronicling Chris's first victory, winning a contest celebrating one of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] cartoons.

===Chris Chan in the PokéNews===
{{main|Chris Chan in the PokéNews}}

In [[1999]], Chris made his third appearance in a news report on the growing success of the Pokémon Trading Card Game. He was 17 years old at the time, and he was playing [[Pokémon]] cards with [[Pedofork|kids as young as 8]].

===''Nintendo Power'' Magazine===
{{main|Nintendo Power Magazine}}

Twice, Chris has used the magazine ''Nintendo Power'' to get himself attention. First was a letter Chris wrote telling Nintendo how he used a [[Sprung|video game]] to cure his [[Noviophobia|fear of talking to girls]]. The second time detailed Chris's ''Animal Crossing'' video, though there he was known as [[Sonichu]], not Chris.

===[[Shojo Beat]]===
{{main|Shojo Beat}}

Chris sent a letter to an [[anime]]-themed magazine that got published in its November [[2005]] issue. In it, he complains about [[JERKS]] taking away all the pretty [[boyfriend-free girl]]s and leaving him to be a [[Virgin With Rage|lonesome virgin]]. A response was published in the March [[2006]] issue, in which the writer instructs Chris on the error of his ways.

===''Daily Progress''===
====2002====
[[File:Santa letter 2002.jpeg|thumb|20 years old.]]
In December [[2002]], Chris wrote to his local newspaper, the ''Charlottesville Daily Progress'', sending a letter directed to [[Santa Claus]]. Chris was 20 years old at the time. The letter was included in the paper's 7 December 2002 edition.<ref>https://www.newspapers.com/article/the-daily-progress/157624923/ ([https://archive.fo/8C2IY archive])</ref>

Chris's social isolation at the time is evident from his wish that Santa would help him find a "local friend". However, he was not yet searching for a [[boyfriend-free girl]], something he would start doing very seriously just [[Love Quest|a few months later]].

{{quotebox|Dear Santa Clause;

How's everything at the North Pole?

Are the reindeer, elves and Mrs. Clause doing O.K.?

I have a few wishes for Christmas.

First off, I would appreciate it if you would send a special present to each of the following friends and family members of mine: [[Barbara Chandler|Mom]], [[Bob Chandler|Dad]], my cousins [[Minor Family Members|Madeline, her sister, Joey, Matthew, Jonathan, all my Aunts and Uncles]], and my old friends: [[Joshua Martinez]], [[Kellie Andes]], [[Tiffany Gowen|Tiffany Gowin]], Brian Savart, [[Sarah Bevel]], and [[Sarah Hammer]].

As for me, enclosed is a copy of a wish list that I gave to my Mom (planning to get at least 1 GameCube and/or 2 GBA games). I would like an extra Game Cube or GBA game that Mom hasn't already picked out to give to me.

Please help my family and friends and I to have a Merry Christmas (All Things Considered).

Merry Christmas,

Christian W. Chandler

P.S. Could you also find a local friend for me, or make my pokemon, [[Sonichu|Somichu]], real for me. Thanks a bunch}}

====2007====
[[Image:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|thumb|Admit it, if you've never heard of Chris before, would you think that they were actually referring to a 25-year-old man here?]]

On 14 [[July 2007]], Chris and Barb were mentioned in passing in a ''Daily Progress'' article about the opening of a new thrift shop.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/news/rummage-sale-goes-all-year/article_8364fd1b-b1cf-5902-91f9-d05a19a0453d.html ([https://archive.ph/R3RqE0 archive])</ref>

{{quotebox|The line began forming outside the door around 2 p.m., three hours before the SPCA's new rummage shop in Charlottesville opened for a special sneak preview Friday.

By 4:45, nearly 50 people were waiting in line, while about 30 volunteers inside put the finishing touches in place.

"I've got my eye on the riding mower right there," said Barry Ross as he stood at the head of the line, looking through the window at a red tractor.

And right behind Ross, Christian and Barbara Chandler were waiting to shop. Christian wanted toys and video games, while his mother wanted to look for fabric.}}

====2017====

[[File:Dailyprogress print cville pride cwc.jpg|thumb|left|200px|Chris in his [[unicorn cosplay]].]]

A decade later, on 16 [[September 2017]], Chris was photographed by ''Daily Progress'' staff at a [[Cville Pride]] event.<ref>http://www.dailyprogress.com/gallery/cville-pride-festival/collection_58055de6-9b2a-11e7-b098-83d0250a47fb.html#tncms-source=endcard-gallery ([https://archive.ph/uvQ2G archive])</ref>
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==== 2021 ====
Chris would make the pages of the ''Daily Progress'' yet again on 2 [[August 2021]], this time in connection with his arrest for incest.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html ([https://archive.ph/pRiFq archive])</ref>

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===Toucher and Rich===
{{main|Toucher and Rich Segment}}

On 12 [[May 2009]] Chris's antics became so famous that it sparked the interest of a radio podcast in {{w|Boston|Boston}}. The whole media furor was sparked by the "[[I Got A Fish]]" video. However, most of the show covered Chris's videos addressed to [[Ivy]].<ref>[http://www.wbcn.com/topic/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3705145]</ref>

===Kevin and Bean===
{{main|The Kevin and Bean Show Segment}}

One of Chris's [[Captain's Log]]s is dissected by the hosts {{w|Kevin and Bean|Kevin and Bean}}. Notably, the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|video in question]] required ''a full two minutes'' dedicated to disclaimers, as well as censoring of [[Semen#Recycling|certain]] [[Honest Content|unairable]] [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|acts]].

===''Web Soup''===
{{main|For G4s Web Soup}}

Once again, Chris's "[[I Got A Fish]]" video was briefly featured, this time on {{w|G4 (TV channel)|G4}}'s ''{{w|Web Soup|Web Soup}}'' on 2 [[July 2009]]. While the segment lasted less than 30 seconds, Chris initially felt honored and used the opportunity to try to score some [[china]], only to belatedly realize after he uploaded an entire video about it that shows like ''Web Soup'' are devoted to mocking people like him.

===Save McIntire Park===
{{main|McIntire Park}}

In [[July 2009]], Chris briefly appears in the background of a news segment about saving McIntire Park, [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]]. Later, Chris receives recognition at a council meeting for drawing a large sign.

===''Slylock Fox''===
[[File:SonichuSlylockFox25Sep2011.JPG|thumb|115px|If you didn't know who Chris was, would you think anything of this?]]

On 25 September 2011, ''{{w|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids|Slylock Fox & Comics for Kids}}'', a comic strip about comic strips published by King Features Syndicate, featured a black-and-white image<ref>[http://content.comicskingdom.net/Slylock/Slylock.20110925.gif]</ref> of [[Sonichu]] in the "Your Drawing" panel. The illustration, which ran in thousands of papers nationwide, was accompanied by text, which read: "Today's terrific artist is Christian Weston Chandler, Age 9." The strip's author, Bob Weber Jr., admitted on the Comics Curmudgeon blog<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20130508181808/http://joshreads.com/?p=10951]</ref> that he fully believed that the "artist" was 9 (rather than 29) when he selected the drawing out of the dozens that are submitted to the strip every week.

===Opie & Anthony===
{{main|Opie and Anthony}}

On 27 [[May 2009]], ''{{w|Opie and Anthony|The Opie & Anthony Show}}'' on {{w|Sirius XM Radio}}, which was broadcast to 18.5 million units, [[Opie and Anthony|did a commentary segment]] on Chris's video response to drinking his own [[cum]] and shitting his adult diapers. It is unknown whether he's realized that his [[autistic]] antics have technically been broadcast to low earth orbit.

===''Houston Press''===
On 12 [[July 2012]], the ''{{w|Houston Press}}'' published an article on Rex Nabours III of defunct folk punk band Guwange and his attempts to raise money for sick children. Nabours was quoted in the article saying "I did a Christian Weston Chandler (the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' guy) [[Trollsta's Paradise: A True and Honest Tribute to Christian & The Hedgehog Boys|covers album]] earlier this year with the intent of giving any money I made off of it to Autism-related charities because the dude is basically [[Song for Jackie.MOV|blackface]] for autism".<ref>http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2012/07/rex_nabours_extra_life.php</ref>

===''Failosophy'' ===
[[File:TG20.jpg|thumb|Featured pic]]

MTV's show ''{{w|Failosophy}}'' mocked Internet idiots like Chris. While the show lasted a mere 3 months due to negative reception, one of his [[Tomgirl]] pics memorably and unsurprisingly showed up in the 4th episode of the show, viewed by almost a million people. Jump to 1:22 for his appearance.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris-Chan on MTV's Failosophy
|video= {{#ev:archiveorg|ChrisChanOnMTVsFailosophy}}
}}

Chris, unusually, gave a response via [[Facebook]].

{{quotebox| I had no ill will against MTV. I enjoyed the women in "{{w|Undressed}}"; I like [[Beavis and Butt-head|Daria]]; the [[Dating education|dating game show]] was fun to watch, and to put them way at the bottom, [[Beavis and Butt-head|Beavis and Butt-Head]] were [[Christian Weston Chandler|so stupid, it became crazy-funny]].

I have been the victim of Trolling/Cyber-Bullying for the past greater than five years. I get that whatever gets onto the [[Chris and the Internet|internet]] is near impossible to remove.

And now I find that among the shit I was trolled of, this ONE photograph, which was originally taken for a WOMAN years ago, gets compared with a literal meat-head and a plush-head, and is made available on iTunes for two dollars!

From the one woman's words, Jamie Lee... I don't know what is worse, that she would not date me, or that she would put me in jail over a freaking couch. Lee, My Once Good Name was actually Jailed, because of the SET UPS those Anonymous, LULZy, Shit-Faced TROLLS. [[Chris and reality|At least I was more clean, sexy and gung-ho than either of the ugly, grimy freak shows I was compared with.]]

If I did not have a very good day beforehand today, I would seriously be [[Chris and the Law|calling my Attorney]] on your damn show's ass.|[[Christian Weston Chandler]], after 950,000 people saw him on ''Failosophy''.}}

He provided more thoughts on the scene in [[LoveYouLongTime E-mails, 2013-2014]]:

{{quotebox|On the flipside and current topic, I had just learned last night from a random check on the Troll forum about "Failosophy" and their highlighting a photo of myself that was Trolled from me by Jacklyn the years ago.

<nowiki>*Spoiler Alert*</nowiki>. Jamie Lee would not date me, and she would jail me over the "ugly couch". The episode is online at MTV.com, and it is available for sale in SD and HD on iTunes. I am feeling really pissed off about this. I have alerted Rob Bell about it, and pray that Suing MTV or the "Failosophy" cast is a doable option. Nobody asked for my permission or made me sign a waiver.

I am feeling in between the good of my day yesterday, and the bad of Failosophy, so I am off and on on feeling good and bad right now.}}

Chris reached out to the show's host, Hasan Minhaj, to complain. Minhaj responded, saying that he had been told all the people whose photos were featured on the show had provided consent and apologized if that was not the case for Chris:

{{quotebox| Yes, I agree the photo is definitely one of my better ones, among all of the rest similarly nude pics and videos. :( The White [[MALE]] was the one who used the word "marriage". UGH! And worse, the woman would not only Not Date me, but have me thrown in jail over a couch that my [[Minor Family Members#Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|Aunt Harriet]] gave to me years ago. And not only is it a couch, but it is also a fold-out bed.

I have not yet heard a reply from Rob, but I will call him later today, and let him know about the emails, since there is the chance he was too busy to check.

And there is a small, possible light towards a resolution. I have found contact with the host of "Failosophy", Hasan Minhaj, on facebook, from the "Failosophy" page's about section. http://ww.facebook.com/pages/Hasan-Minhaj/41284651271 I have contacted Hasan with the following:

Hello. I was just made aware of your show on MTV, "Failosophy", when I had heard that a photograph, that I had taken myself, for a woman, fell into the possession of Internet Trolls/Cyber-Bullies, was featured and mocked on your show in the fourth episode alongside two old men with bacon and plushies. I have already been trolled and bullied for over five difficult years. What you are doing on your show is Promoting Trolling, and Trolling is Bullying. Not a lot of people take kindly to Bullying, and I do not take kindly to Trolling.

Tell your crew and crap-filled producers that for Promoting Trolling, you all will Pay unto everyone you have further emotionally damaged and embarrassed on television.

I am not a fan of "Failosophy", and I despise your kind of people continuing to Troll for the LULZ.

Sincerely,

Christian Weston Chandler,

Ruckersville, VA, USA.

He swiftly replied:

Thank for being in touch. That wasn't my intention at all. I agree that trolling is just a digital form of bullying. I was told that all the photos on the show have been signed off as ok to be used on air from the original owners/people who took the photos. I'm only ok with doing these jokes as long as the people who took them are in on the joke as well. If that didn't happen with your photo I am truly very sorry. Please accept my apology because that wasn't my intention at all. If there's anything I can do please let me know.

Best,

Hasan

I then replied requesting his more direct contact info, offering my email address and iPhone number, and that I would think it over and consult with my people (Rob Bell). I sincerely think there is a chance of a legal lawsuit, with a settlement. But those details are being discussed between me and Rob at the moment. But according to Hassan's reply, the photos do need to be signed off as ok for airing, FROM the Original Owners/People who Took Them. I took the photo myself, and was not informed beforehand, so chances should be fair to good.

I just have to wait and see what Rob says.}}

To this day, Chris has not followed up on this threat of legal action. The episode with Chris in it also remains available on iTunes.

===''OK K.O.! Let's Be Heroes'' ===
[[File:OkKOstoryboard.jpg|thumb|The original storyboard initially made the reference more blatant]]
In the pilot episode "Lakewood Plaza Turbo", Carol tells her son K.O. to defend the plaza "to the extreme", a direct reference to the cover of [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. This was confirmed by the show's creator, Ian Jones-Quartey, who shared the original storyboard, where it was "even more blatant". K.O. was originally meant to finish the quote, saying "I will! Thank you mother!" It should also be noted that the person who discovered the reference, Parker Simmons, is also the creator of Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart.<ref>https://twitter.com/ianjq/status/981619296408190976 ([https://archive.ph/b4hlr archive])</ref>

===WCAV-TV===
{{main|2014 house fire}}
A local TV broadcast gave a brief report on the [[2014 house fire|fire at Chris's house]] that occurred in the early morning hours of 10 [[January 2014]].

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fire at 14 Branchland Court
| ytid = qkYnMRh26Oo
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===''New York'' Magazine===
On 19 [[July 2016]], {{w|New York (magazine)|''New York'' magazine}} featured an article on its website, [http://nymag.com/selectall/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html "Kiwi Farms, the Web's Biggest Community of Stalkers"]. The article was meant as an attack on [[CWCki Forums|Kiwi Farms]], inaccurately describing it as a vague group across [[4chan|mult]][[/cwc/|iple]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|web]][[Twitter|sites]] instead a single forum community. However, in describing the site's origins and operations, it largely focuses on Chris himself and the "torment" he faced from [[trolls]] during his internet heyday. There is also a mention of [[A-Log]] and his fallout with other Christorians.

The article is notably one of the few pieces of [[White knight|positive press]] Chris has received since his rise to internet fame. In addition to attacking his trolls, the author, Margaret Pless, describes him in sympathetic terms such as "[[Chris and art|artist]], [[Video games|gamer]], and [[Sonichu (comic)|creative type]]" and fails to mention [[Chris and anger|his]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|horrific]] [[Chris and race|opinions]], [[Death threats|statements]], [[28 October 2011|or]] [[26 December 2014|actions]]. Pless is also under the impression that Chris is legitimately [[Tomgirl|transgender]], and accordingly refers to him as "Christine" and with female pronouns.

===''Sonic Boom''===
[[File:Mark tapir.jpeg|thumb|250px|Chris finally meets his hero.]]
On 10 [[December 2016]], an episode of ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]'' called "The Biggest Fan" premiered on Cartoon Network. The episode features a character named Mark the Tapir that parodies the ''Sonic'' fanbase. Mark is depicted in the episode as a creepy, obsessive stalker who kidnaps Sonic and forces him to act out fanfiction that he wrote. While the character is likely intended as a general parody, he has many similarities to Chris in particular. He closely resembles pre-tomgirl Chris, and one scene seems to reference the "blue arms" debacle. Mark even orders an [[April 16 Fetish Vids|orange soda]] during one scene, though this is probably an unintentional reference.

Chris [[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody|acknowledged]] the parody on December 13, 2016. He stated that he saw no resemblance between himself and the Mark character, and that he is "[[Chris and reality|not mental or crazy like that at all]]."

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://web.archive.org/web/20161217205012/https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, stating "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."<ref>https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 ([https://archive.is/mc1Hf archive])</ref>

===UVA Remembers Pulse===

{{main|UVA Remembers Pulse}}

On 12 [[June 2017]] Chris was interviewed at this event, quoted on text and video, by the same station which had interviewed him decades earlier for the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]].

===Newsradio WINA===
[[File:Pride-Festival-2017-at-Pavilion-091617-CC.jpg|thumb|200px]]
Chris was photographed at [[Cville Pride]].<ref>http://wina.com/news/064460-pride-festival-happens-in-new-venue/</ref>

===dodie===
{{Infobox/video
|name= dodie - Monster
|ytid = BPBBZyAlu7c
}}

Sonichu makes a cameo in dodie's music video for "Monster", around the 45-second mark. He appears on a poster as one of the many monsters looking for love. The text on the poster (though partially covered by others) appears to say that he is "Looking for a [[Boyfriend-free girl|boyfriend-free monster]]", indicating some familiarity with Chris's antics.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MONSTER by dodie | BEHIND THE SCENES
|ytid = 3dpkfUzhQJ4
}}

In the behind the scenes video, hosted by the music video's director, we are given a clearer picture of the poster at the 11:50 mark. The cameo, who was named "Mayor CWC", was claimed by the director to be included out of peer pressure.
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===chris†††===
[[File:Sacrificiallambcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''sacrificial lamb'' cover art.]]
[[File:Deepdarktrenchcover.jpg|thumb|right|150px|''deep dark trench'' cover art.]]
Vaporwave artist chris††† used two scenes from [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]] of Sonichu and Rosechu over a cross and over the American flag as the cover arts to his extended play ''sacrificial lamb'' and album ''deep dark trench'' respectively.

===New York Magazine===
Chris is briefly mentioned in a July 2016 article on Kiwi Farms.<ref>[http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2016/07/kiwi-farms-the-webs-biggest-community-of-stalkers.html]</ref>

===PopKill===
Incelcore artist PopKill created a song comparing himself to Chris in 2021, and it was released as part of his titular album.

{{Infobox/video
|name= PopKill - Chris Chan
| stardate = 19 January 2021
|ytid = DNB6F70m9aQ
}}
<poem>I've got no damn plans
I'm just like Chris-chan
My life's in the can
I'll never be a man
on my own I can't stand
I need a helping hand
My life never began
Cause I'm just like Chris-chan

I'm smelly overweight
I'll never procreate
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late
I'm an incel, filled with hate
My life began too late</poem>

===Paradise PD===
[[File:ParadisePDSonichuCameo.jpg|thumb|250px]]
In the ''[[Wikipedia:Paradise PD|Paradise PD]]'' episode "Top Cops" (12 [[March 2021]]), an image of Sonichu's head can be seen on the back of a fake [[Pokémon]] card. This was confirmed in a [[Affair with Mother|now deleted tweet]] by animator Perry Hull, who added it as an Easter egg after learning about Chris by watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''. <ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210618184814/https://twitter.com/perryhull/status/1370884184361828356</ref>

===Nowhere Land===
[[File:Nowhereland.jpg|150px|thumb|''Nowhere Land'' album cover]]

The album '[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmXJemX1BBE&list=OLAK5uy_nxKjENcV-If53zoyTr9U79TCyT_C_1TYg&ab_channel=JordanOwen-Topic Nowhere Land]' by [https://www.youtube.com/@jordanowen42 Jordan Owen] is an 18-song long concept album, which acts as a dramatic retelling of Chris's life. The many songs include "Holding up to Dark", a song told from the perspective of [[Megan Schroeder]]; "Feed Us, Freak Boy", told from the perspective of the [[trolls]]; "Echoes Shaped Like You", a song about [[Bob]]'s death; "It Was All a Dream", a song about [[Thetan|Chris realising his high-school gal-pals were fake all along]]. The final 5 songs are all about Chris's [[Affair With Mother|affair with Barb]].

==="Weird Al" Yankovic===

In [[July 2024]], the music video for '[https://youtu.be/y0ZoX4dBvwk?si=4extOisbDwFlmMlx&t=182 Polkamania]' by [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic]] features a brief 0.6 second cameo of a man with a [[Sonichu Medallion]] and a Sonichu [[Amiibo]] at its 3:01 mark. It is currently unknown if Al approved or sanctioned this easter egg.

===WWE===
====Royal Rumble Kickoff 2025====
[[File:"Christine Chandler loves Barb" WWE sign 31 January 2025.png|300px|thumb|"Hell yeah."]]
On 31 [[January 2025]], a man in the crowd of the annual Royal Rumble's kickoff event held up a sign that read "[[Affair with Mother|Christine Chandler loves Barb]]". WWE Champion {{w|Cody Rhodes}} would point and read out the sign to an audience of tens of thousands of people.

The clip can be seen at the 57 minute mark.

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|name= Royal Rumble Kickoff: Jan. 31, 2025
|ytid = 4-c1mz9QacE}}

==Collaborations==
Chris has occasionally collaborated with media creators.
===Scribbler Productions===
In [[June 2018]], the [[brony]] music collaboration [['You Will Be Found' - GIANT 100+ BRONY GROUP COLLAB]] was released on the YouTube channel Scribbler Productions. Chris participated in the chorus.

===3GI===
{{main|Shrek Retold|Sonic Rebuilt}}
On 15 November 2018, a Youtuber by the name of 3GI released a trailer for ''Shrek Retold'', a feature-length collaboration of the first Shrek movie. It featured over 200 contributors, each with their own style. One of them is none other than Chris himself. The collab was released on 29 November 2018. Chris's work is in the 0:55 mark.

{{infobox/video
|name= Shrek Retold - Official Trailer
|ytid = CB5ib4ouxes
}}

A year later on 8 November 2019, 3GI released a trailer for their next feature-length collaboration, this time for ''Sonic Rebuilt'', based on the 1996 OVA series of Sonic the Hedgehog. Like the previous project, Chris is one of the participants.

{{infobox/video
|name= Sonic the Hedgehog - Reanimated (GET INVOLVED!)
|ytid = P2u-UvgDdFs
}}

===ILoveKPALot===
In [[December 2019]], [[ILoveKPALot]] released a fanmade collaboration animation project to YouTube, ''[[MLP Animation: Discord Meets the Princess Bride]]''. Chris was asked to contribute two art pieces, which appear in the video.

==Proposed media roles==
===Smiling Friends===
{{main|Smiling Friends}}
In an interview with ''[[The Create Unknown]]'' podcast, Zach Hadel and Michael Cusack, showrunners of [[Adult Swim]] cartoon ''Smiling Friends'', revealed that they had planned for Chris to be offered a voice cameo in an episode of the show. Chris was to voice the grease puddle in a brief one-off role in the episode "Who Violently Murdered Simon S. Salty?". However, contractual issues at the studio - which would have forced them to cast him in multiple episodes - cancelled their plans to offer Chris the role.<ref>https://youtu.be/t9SS8hMOF4k?t=2065</ref><ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06R7mspyoRw</ref>

[[File:Tainted Isaac Card.jpg|thumb|150px|What would have been released had Chris not [[Affair with Mother|did it with his mother]].]]

===The Binding of Isaac: Four Souls===
{{main|The Binding of Isaac}}
On 17 [[June 2021]] ''[[The Binding of Isaac]]'' creator Edmund McMillen revealed on Twitter that the card for the character "Broken Isaac" would be illustrated by Chris. Following the [[Jail Saga|events]] of the month after, the artwork was replaced by a drawing by McMillen's daughter. <ref>https://twitter.com/edmundmcmillen/status/1405590843252084736?lang=en ([https://archive.is/Vzrnq archive])</ref><ref>https://foursouls.com/cards/aa-the_broken/</ref>

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==Nonfiction==
===Cambridge University Press===
[[File:TitoColloquialEnglish.png|thumb|400px|Chris in Colloquial English]]

In the textbook ''Colloquial English: Structure and Variation'' written by renowned linguist [[Wikipedia:Andrew Radford (linguist)|Andrew Radford]], Chris's video title '[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]' as an example of an accusative we. The book cited '[[CWCki|sonichu.com]]' as a source. <ref>https://books.google.com/books?id=NAdZDwAAQBAJ&pg=PA52&lpg=PA52&dq=tito+got+no+luck+against&source=bl&ots=PLjY0F2sXF&sig=ACfU3U3HsPBqj-R0o8dLoovEsizi_A6T8Q&hl=en&ppis=_c&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwigt6OTmvrlAhXimeAKHTK0CWYQ6AEwAnoECAkQAQ#v=snippet&q=sonichu&f=false ([https://archive.ph/V2uJB archive])</ref>

===Warhol / Chris Chan===
{{main|Warhol / Chris Chan}}
Don Lashomb self-published a book comparing Chris to Andy Warhol, a renowned modern artist. Upon discovering it on Amazon, Chris bought it and made many posts about it on his [[Twitter]].

===Ryan Palmeter's manifesto===
[[File:Ryan Palmeter manifesto cartoon.png|thumb]]
[[Wikipedia:2023 Jacksonville shooting|Ryan Christopher Palmeter]], a gunman who committed a shooting in Jacksonville, Florida in 2023 that killed three [[Niggos|black people]] as well as himself, left behind a manifesto which includes a cartoon image of various characters, including Sonichu, reacting sadly to news of the gunman's supposedly low kill count.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240119214321/https://www.actionnewsjax.com/news/local/isolated-hateful-madman-jacksonville-sheriff-releases-manifesto-dollar-general-gunman/UY4QDHAXRVE77KX76AUHFWUOME/</ref><ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20240121005304mp_/https://1jacksonvilleso-govqa.s3.amazonaws.com/acbeb311-be2c-f111-212d-f031bdfc8ca3.pdf?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIA265SXI3CTB5J47PY&Expires=1708390384&response-content-disposition=attachment%3B%20filename%3DManifesto_-_2023.pdf&Signature=FkZAoZgrlSVUm6EQyBijO%2BePn%2FM%3D</ref>

==Major Internet media==
{{see also|Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)}}

===Fark.com===
The Internet portal {{w|Fark|Fark}} linked to [[ECV 00095]] on 5 [[May 2009]].<ref>[http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=4369161|Fark linked]</ref>

{{quote|You don't need to search any longer, the [[The Creepy Stare|creepiest]] person on [[the internet]] has been found|A Farker}}

===Heavy.com===
Chris tops the site's list of ''20 Worst Internet Losers'', posted 13 [[July 2010]].

{{quote|There could be no other choice to close out this list. Christian Weston Chandler, aka Chris-Chan, is like every horrible thing about [[the Internet]] made flesh. [[14 Branchland Court|Lives]] with his [[Borb|parents]], sponges off the [[Monthly tugboat|government]] and uses the cash for [[PS3|PlayStation 3]] games and [[sex toys]], walks around the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] with his Game Boy [[love quest|looking for girlfriends]], posts incoherent YouTube videos of himself [[For Julie's Eyes Only|humping an anime bodypillow]] and yelling “Oh, [[Julie]],” the list will go on forever. C.W.C. is the ''ne plus ultra'' of Web losers.|Heavy.com, [https://web.archive.org/web/20170619153926/http://www.heavy.com/comedy/2010/07/the-20-worst-internet-losers/4/ 20 Worst Internet Losers]}}

===Something Awful===
{{w|Something Awful}} is a comedy website where Chris was first revealed to the world.

On 26 October [[2007]], a user on the website (otherwise known as a "goon"), Vikivil, made this post on a thread about fellow lolcow Ulillillia:
{{Quoteboxgreen|There really must be something about Sonic.

This guy used to leave '[[business card]]s' at [[University of Virginia|my school's library]] where he would hang out for hours looking for a '[[boyfriend-free girl]].' This is how I first learned of him. From here, I developed something of an obsession, culminating last summer when I made a special trip to a [[The GAMe PLACe|gaming store and local hangout]] where he had posted he would be. He was every bit as aspergic as I had imagined.

I present to you...Sonichu. 
[https://web.archive.org/web/20071028134954/http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm]

The [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Chris's Version: "Master Onion A-La Mode"|video]] on that page. Priceless.}}

The topic of that thread shifted to Chris and his antics, and provided so much discussion that a [https://web.archive.org/web/20071030052808/http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2667671 new thread] devoted to him was created on the following day, mainly to bring the Ulilia thread back on-topic. Discussion of Chris spread to [[4-cent_garbage.com|other]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|websites]], and the rest is history.

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|name= Sonic the hog
|ytid = pIKTFNTBM_0
|subject= Reupload by Owldof Hootler
}}

The last episode of Something Awful's “Webcam Ward”, hosted by the team behind Retsupurae, is a commentary on [[ECV 00002]].<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20101101213508/http://www.somethingawful.com/d/webcam-ward/sonic-the-hog.php Something Awful - Sonic the Hog]</ref>

Also, the first episode of The Flash Tub's "Gaming Guyz", while not mentioning Chris outright, directly references his [[medallion]], and how Sonic cured his autism in Part 12.<ref>[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/flash-tub/gaming-guys-cartoon.php]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name=Gaming Guyz Part 1 - The Flash Tub
|ytid = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZTVVi-B9Zo
|subject= Chris's medallion is referenced at 3:30
}}

===SpliceToday.com===
An article<ref>[http://www.splicetoday.com/digital/come-back-christian-weston-chandler]</ref> posted on 6 January 2011 on this multimedia blog decried Chris's latest exile from the Internet. It sums up Chris's history and behavior while sharing a personal account of the author taking steps to improve his life in order to distance himself from the similarities he saw between Chris and himself.

{{quote|It’s a little sad, and a little beautiful, and somewhere out there, Christian Weston Chandler is heating up his [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|Hungry Man]] lunch in a supermarket microwave (because his [[kitchen]] microwave has been buried under old Christmas decorations) and playing his [[Nintendo]] DS, and maybe ogling a salesgirl from across the produce section before he approaches her awkwardly and uses a pickup line that he misread from the Internet, and I wish I could continue to see it all.|SpliceToday.com, Come Back, Christian Weston Chandler}}

===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], Sonichu was briefly mentioned during a "Free Stuff Friday" video on Sega of America's YouTube channel.

{{quotebox|'''Male Employee''': [''while pulling out a Super [[Sonic]] plush''] Um, this one's on its own? 
'''Female Employee''': Sonichu? 
'''Male Employee''': ''No.'' 
'''Female Employee''': [''laughs'']}}

While this is not [[TRUE and HONEST]] Sonichu [[Jimmy Hill|merchandise]], it does show at least some Sega employees are aware of Sonichu's existence. Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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|name= SEGA's Free Stuff Friday - January 13, 2012
|ytid = Cnoq4-Mhpgc
}}

Chris saw the video and [[List of Chris's comments on YouTube|commented]], ''I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.''<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref>

===Maddox===
Internet comedy writer {{w|Maddox (writer)|George "Maddox" Ouzounian}}, best-known for his website [http://maddox.xmission.com The Best Page in the Universe], critiqued Chris's [[:File:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|first drawing of Sonic the Hedgehog]] on one of his side-projects, [http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com I Am Better Than Your Kids], as one of many children's drawings to help promote his novel of the same name. Like most other works on the site, Maddox gave the drawing an F.<ref>[http://www.iambetterthanyourkids.com/?p=117]</ref>

===Cvillepedia===
On a wiki dedicated to Charlottesville culture and "celebrities", he has what can only be described as a tongue-in-cheek article.<ref>http://www.cvillepedia.org/mediawiki/index.php/Christian_Weston_Chandler</ref>

===''Ensign Sue Must Die''===
[[File:EnsignSueSonichuReference.jpg|thumb|300px]]
Sonichu makes a cameo as one of the many "Mary Sues" in the Sonic Universe in the second story arc of the webcomic.

===Cracked.com===
[[File:CWccracked.jpg|thumb|200px|#22 on Insane Subcultures.]]
Chris showed up on {{w|Cracked.com|Cracked}}'s front page as #22 on 9 [[April 2014]] as part of "25 Insane Subcultures You Won't Believe Actually Exist".<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_859_25-insane-subcultures-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/]</ref>

[[File:CWCCrackedagain.jpg|thumb|200px|#2 on Fans Who Completely and Utterly Lost Their Minds.]]
Chris would later be indirectly referenced again on 6 [[August 2018]] as #2 of "24 Times Fans Completely And Utterly Lost Their Minds" for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]], which led to the event that happened on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://www.cracked.com/pictofacts-1019-24-times-fans-completely-utterly-lost-their-minds/]</ref>

===Smosh===
Chris's Sonic Totem statue was featured on Smosh's site, via the 'Smosh Pit' section which mostly contains articles, countdowns, and memes. It was listed in the [http://www.smosh.com/smosh-pit/photos/people-who-tried-crafts-pinterest-and-totally-nailed-it?_rtu=TFS6IVnISRKfI2Vc%2BgJJHA%2B '22 People Who Tried Crafts On Pinterest and TOTALLY NAILED IT'] article.

===IMDb===
Chris has his own IMDb entry page. To date he only has two credits, both in the "archive footage" category; the aforementioned ''=3'' video, and the later WTFIWWY segment.<ref>[http://www.imdb.com/name/nm4813395/ IMDb page]</ref>

===Wii U Daily===
The website Wii U Daily (now known as Nintendo Today) has an article on the [[GameStop]] incident that occurred on [[26 December 2014]].<ref>[http://wiiudaily.com/2014/12/man-maces-gamestop-employee-over-sonic-boom/ Man maces GameStop employee over Sonic Boom | Wii U]</ref> Chris eventually found the article, then proceeded to go on a long rambling on Facebook on why the writer should respect him and his terrible ways--even going as far to call the writer a horrible male, despite the writer being ''fe''male.

===Reddit===
{{main|Reddit}}
There is an entire subreddit on the popular website Reddit entitled "r/chrischansonichu", which is predictably all about Chris and his shenanigans. However, it's marked as NSFW, making it difficult to find.

On 23 [[September 2014]], the subreddit r/shittykickstarters linked to Chris's [[Kickstarter]] project for getting Legos.

On 1 [[January 2015]], the Wii U Daily article about the 26 December 2014 incident was linked to another subreddit, r/rage.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/rage/comments/2r0kyh/man_maces_gamestop_employee_over_sonic_boom/ Man maces employee over Sonic Boom: rage]</ref>

On 1 [[September 2016]], a post that promised a new Chris [[saga|story]] every day of the following month was submitted to the now-defunct r/CringeAnarchy subreddit.<ref>[http://www.reddit.com/r/CringeAnarchy/comments/50q2rb/announcing_chris_history_month/ Announcing Chris History Month! : CringeAnarchy]</ref> The subreddit's background image was replaced accordingly with the [[:File:0782-CWCSpread.JPG|classic picture of Chris]] [[creepy stare|staring creepily into the void]].

===Design & Trend===
On 30 December 2014, the defunct website Design & Trend also posted an article about the 26 December 2014 incident.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20150102005936/http://www.designntrend.com:80/articles/33011/20141230/gamestop-maced-shocking-assault-sonic-fanboy-over-sonics-arms-sonichu-jailed-watch.htm GameStop Employee Maced In Shocking Assault By 'Sonic' Fanboy Over Sonic's Arms: 'Sonichu' Creator Jailed]</ref> The article link was apparently [[Twitter|tweeted]] 15 times, according to the website.

===''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Twitter===
On June 10, 2015, a fan asked the official [[Twitter]] account of [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] (which has been verified and everything) if [[Sonichu]] will be playable in ''[[Sonic Boom]]: Fire & Ice''.<ref>https://archive.is/eWfjQ</ref> Their response?

{{quote|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

Two later posts also made minor mentions of Sonichu. The first was on March 9, 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref> The second was April 29, 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Crave Online Australia===
[[File:ChrisSonichuSupanova.png|thumb|200px|Cosplayers as Christian and Sonichu at Supanova Sydney in 2015]]
Crave Online, a website showcasing various video coverage from games, films, sports, and others topics covered a convention in [[PandaHalo|Australia]] called Supanova in 2015. A duo cosplayed as Chris and Sonichu, making a brief reference to [[Shigeru Miyamoto|Nintendo]] rejecting Chris's game proposal.<ref>http://www.craveonline.com.au/entertainment/articles/869761-watch-supanova-pop-culture-expo-2015-sydney-wrap</ref>

===The Jimquisition===
In his review of ''Sonic the Hedgehog 2 3D'' for the 3DS, Jim Sterling gives a list of reasons why the original ''Sonic 2'' was an all-time classic. In this list, Jim mentions that the game is "a great way to meet [[boyfriend-free girl]]s," and also makes reference to the blue arms controversy.<ref>[http://www.thejimquisition.com/sonic-the-hedgehog-2-3d-review/]</ref>

===Gawker===
On 5 [[May 2016]], controversial gossip website {{w|Gawker}} wrote about deleted [[Wikipedia]] articles, including ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''.<ref>http://gawker.com/a-tender-loving-sonic-pokemon-crossover-and-more-artic-1774546168</ref>

===Return of Kings===
Chris has an article and is commonly used as an example of an "omega" on the Kings Wiki, the wiki of the controversial neo-masculinity group Return of Kings.<ref>[http://www.returnofkings.com/21749/the-most-omega-place-on-the-internet]</ref>

===Zip Zap===
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|name= MANGLENN | DeviantArt Rants #1
|ytid = iH3icqBO8Vw
}}
German-American ranter Zip Zap made a slight nod to Chris Chan when comparing a pedophile named Manglenn to him, even adding [[I Recycle My Own Semen|"at least [Manglenn] doesn't recycle his own semen... not from what we know"]].

===Milo Yiannopoulos===
On 20 January 2017, former editor of Breitbart News Milo Yiannopoulos spoke at the University of Washington. The event, called ''Cyberbullying Isn't Real'', contained a segment where Milo comments on how George H. W. Bush, a World War II torpedo bomber pilot and the head of the CIA, was considered a wimp when he ran for president.<ref>Yiannopoulos mistakenly refers to Bush as a fighter pilot in his speech. George H. W. Bush flew a {{w|Grumman TBF Avenger}} torpedo bomber.</ref> Milo then poses the question:

{{quote|What will happen when we have the first [[A Public Announcement for Congress|presidential campaign]] featuring a [[Tomgirl Saga|genderqueer]] [[Chris-chan Sonichu|furry]] who has [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|videos of himself crying on YouTube]] because someone insulted his [[My Little Pony]] drawings? We know, don't we, what the first social justice president will look like.|Milo Yiannopoulos, exhibiting a photo of Chris}}

A picture of Chris is then featured on the screen to illustrate Milo's point. Although there were no specific allusions to Chris, Milo gives an eerily accurate description of Chris's internet infamy, seemingly derived '''solely''' from the photo itself. Jump to 1:13:20 in the link.

{{Infobox/video
|name= MILO At University Of Washington: Cyberbullying Isn't Real
|video= {{#ev:youtube|cbSf3rCLVU0}}<ref>([https://archive.org/details/milo-at-university-of-washington-cyberbullying-isnt-real-480p_202211 archive of the video])</ref>
}}

Chris found the video on 20 March 2021 and left the following comment:

{{quote|
I have just learned of this particular presentation which saw me in comparison with George Bush, Sr., and dubbed in comparison with what the first social justice president would look like. I feel partially humbled and honored to have been placed in such a pedestal, despite it also likely being a jab at my person like on MTV years before. I am very well aware of the irony, potential mockery, and likely praise of this situation. However, regardless, I am one who counts their blessings moreso over the negatives.

With that said, Milo Yiannopoulos, I am humbled by this past moment. Thank you for featuring me in your presentation. 😊 I offer kind blessings and prayers to you. ⚡️💙⚡️ 
Be safe and well, you and yours.
}}

===Kotaku===
In the Kotaku article [http://kotaku.com/what-people-miss-when-they-use-autistic-as-an-insult-1794491453 ''What People Miss When They Use 'Autistic' As An Insult''], writer Cecilia D'Anastasio points to Chris and ''Sonichu'', along with the actions of [[trolls]] on [[4chan]] and [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as part of the reason "[[autism]] came to be associated with impassioned gamers." The article seemed sympathetic to Chris, though Cecilia acknowledged in a comment that many of his views are offensive and that she does not endorse them, but also claimed that "[Chris's] personal beliefs are not entirely relevant to my article’s main themes".

===IGN===
In a video by IGN, James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic movie]] is quizzed on his knowledge of Sonic trivia. One of the questions asked is if Sonichu is an unlockable character in [[Sonic Forces]]. Marsden guessed incorrectly.

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|name= James Marsden Takes the Ultimate Sonic the Hedgehog Quiz
|ytid = -S6ihWAAGQc
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===Adam Ellis===
[[File:AdamEllisSonichu.jpg|thumb|200px|]]
Webcomic artist Adam Ellis released a comic depicting a baby Sonichu from the result of a sex session between [[Sonic]] and [[Pikachu]].

===Antoons===
Former YouTube animator turned alt-right cartoonist Antoons replied to a detractor on Twitter who accused him of being a ripoff of Stonetoss, another alt-right cartoonist, with a collage of various Internet animation icons that date back to the early 2000s. Sonichu is visible in the upper right-hand corner.
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===Stonetoss===
Speaking of, Stonetoss produced a comic depicting Chris in court after his 2021 arrest.<ref>https://stonetoss.com/comic/blue-laws/</ref> Later on, another comic would show an episode of ''[[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History]]'' being played in court.<ref>https://stonetoss.com/comic/true-and-honest/</ref>
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===Angry Video Game Nerd===
[[File:Shrek medallion - Angry Video Game Nerd - Shrek Fairy Tale Freakdown.jpg|thumb|250px|Front and back of the medallion worn by Grant.]]
On 15 [[March 2021]] the Angry Video Game Nerd uploaded a review of ''Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown'' for the Gameboy Color. In the video, Grant Duffrin from [[Shrek_Retold|3GI]] can be seen wearing a Shrek medallion similar in style to Chris' [[Sonichu Medallion]]. One shot at the 12:10 mark reveals the back of the medallion and Chris's "Magi-Chan Sonichu" [[signature]] is visible.

{{Infobox/video
|name= Shrek: Fairy Tale Freakdown (GBC) - Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN)
| stardate = 15 March 2021
|ytid = ZJAKd4hg_m0
}}

===Cum Town===
Nick Mullen of noted podcast [[Wikipedia:Cum Town|''Cum Town'']] is a Chris-chan fan and has mentioned him several times, most notably on the 2016 episode "How Many Y'all Like Sex".<ref>[https://soundcloud.com/cum-town/ep-28-how-many-yall-like-sex SoundCloud]</ref>

{{Infobox/video
|name= CUMTOWN - The Story of Chris Chan by Nick Mullen
| stardate = 23 May 2018
|ytid = TFumiybmVqE
}}
{{Infobox/video
|name= Chris Chan Got Out Of Jail - CUMTOWN ANIMATED

| stardate = 23 March 2023
|ytid = ZJAKd4hg_m0
}}
===Belle Delphine===
[[File:Belle Delphine 2023 cosplay.jpg|thumb|Belle Delphine in 2023]]
Notorious e-thot [[Wikipedia:Belle Delphine|Belle Delphine]] did a Chris-chan cosplay in [[April 2023]], shortly after Chris' release from [[jail]].

==Celebrity social media==
===Nicole Richie's Twitter===
On 5 [[December 2009]], American socialite {{w|Nicole Richie}} posted on [[Twitter]] an image of Chris in his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]'s underwear and humorously presented it as a picture of {{w|Benji Madden}}, brother of her then-boyfriend (now husband) {{w|Joel Madden}}.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20141231185909/http://twitpic.com/s7pfi</ref>

===Adam Baldwin's Twitter===
On 5 December 2015, actor {{w|Adam Baldwin}} tweeted an image showing photos of various people who are either opposed or supportive of GamerGate. At the top of the image on its far left side, a picture of Chris can be seen.<ref>[https://archive.is/2oxcX]</ref> The tweet was later on deleted.<ref>[https://twitter.com/adambaldwin/status/673221909681602560]</ref>

===John Famiglietti's Instagram===
In [[August 2024]], John Famiglietti, the bassist of industrial rock band HEALTH, posted a photo of his Sonichu [[medallion]], writing "scared to put it on ngl".<ref>https://www.instagram.com/p/C_GppgqSVFV/?igsh=MW1xYzBmN25odmlzeg%3D%3D ([https://archive.fo/68GtG archive])</ref>

===They Might Be Giants's Twitter===
In [[September 2024]], alt-rock band {{w|They Might Be Giants}} reposted<ref>https://archive.fo/73yMs</ref> Chris's tweet in support of [[Kamala Harris]], which included photos of his custom-drawn [[yard]] sign,<ref>[[September 2024 social media posts##KamalaHarris4President2024]]</ref> but removed their repost by the following day.<ref>https://archive.fo/Wqh2v</ref>

==Death threats against Trump==
On 9 [[November 2016]], Chris made multiple death threats against President-elect [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]].

Later that day, one of his Twitter posts was featured in an [https://web.archive.org/web/20161230084307/http://www.infowars.com/hillary-supporters-burn-american-flag-riot-threaten-to-kill-trump-after-losing-election/ article] by Alex Jones's Infowars website. The article was linked to on the [http://archive.is/kyUJh Drudge Report]. {{w|David Duke}}, former member of Louisiana's State Representatives and former Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan, [https://twitter.com/DrDavidDuke/status/796474021625860098 tweeted] the article. '''Chris himself [[2009-2016 tweets#10 November 2016.1|tweeted]] the article on 10 November'''.

Daniel "{{w|Keemstar}}" Keem, host of the drama YouTube account Drama Alert, [https://mobile.twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/796281178030567424 tweeted] at Chris and alerted the Secret Service.

Sky Williams, a YouTube gamer with nearly a million subscribers, [https://twitter.com/SkyWilliams/status/796282670959366144 retweeted] Chris's post and added the comment, "k so this shit isn't okay - can we report this?". OneyNG, another YouTube gamer, also [https://twitter.com/OneyNG/status/796273797984718852 retweeted], saying "Chris Chan always knows what to say". Hundreds of retweets were made by their followers.

Conservative website HillaryDaily.com featured the tweet in an [http://hillarydaily.com/brandon/2016/11/10/radical-left-now-threatening-to-assassinate-donald-trump/ article] on 10 November.

==Incest charge==
On 1 August 2021, Chris was arrested and charged with engaging in incest with his [[mother]]. Multiple media outlets reported on it.

=== Daily Mail ===
The ''Daily Mail'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 3 August 2021.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9857365/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-faces-incest-charges-involving-79-year-old-dementia-suffering-mom.html</ref>

=== Dnes ===
Bulgarian tabloid ''Dnes'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 5 August 2021. The article refers to him with his former male name and uses masculine pronouns to refer to him throughout, also describing him as mentally ill.<ref>https://i.redd.it/a3h4gxt13uf71.jpg</ref>

=== Insider ===
The ''Insider'' reported on Chris' incest charges on 6 August 2021. Unlike other articles, the article seems well-educated and examines the history of Chris Chan back to 2007. Of note is that it includes the quote from Chris in 2016 saying he had dreams of fucking his mother.<ref>https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-saga-timeline-incest-charges-arrest-2021-8</ref>

=== CBS-19 ===
The local [[Wikipedia:WCAV|CBS-19]] of [[Charlottesville]] posted a news item covering the story, quoting a news release from the Greene County Sheriff. The article noted that Chris was charged with incest and held without bond and that additional charges were pending.<ref>https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case</ref>

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan on CBS 19
|date=3 [[August 2021]]
| ytid = NMwCew2bXD8
}}

=== Newsweek ===
''Newsweek'' posted an article, "Chris Chan Arrested for Incest in Virginia", quoting the Henrico County Sheriff, who stated that they were merely holding Chris until he could be transferred to Greene County. The article appears to have been partially created by bots, given the odd syntax used in places.<ref>https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chan-arrested-incest-virginia-1615220</ref>

=== Fox News' Tucker Carlson Tonight ===
On 7 August 2021, Chris's incest case was discussed by Fox News political commentator Tucker Carlson. Tucker spread misinformation that Chris was going to be sent to a jail for female inmates (the jail Chris was sent to, [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], is mixed-gender). Tucker references Chris's incest charge and [[Barbara|his 79-year-old mother]]'s rumored dementia while images of a deranged-looking Chris from recent YouTube videos appear on the screen. The segment then goes on to talk about crimes of MtF transgender inmates in women's prisons. Carlson refers to Chris as "Chris ''Chan''" and simply "Chan", seemingly believing that "Chan" is his legal surname. He also calls Chris a "YouTube personality".

{{Infobox/video
| name = Fox News Tucker Carlson Tonight: Chris Chan Segment (Full)
|date=6 [[August 2021]]
| ytid = PcT9cENf4kg
}}

=="Fake news"==
===Chris Jail Escape Hoax===
Following a [[4-cent garbage.com|4chan]] post falsely claiming Chris escaped from prison going viral on 28 [[August 2022]], several outlets, most notable The Daily Dot<ref>https://www.dailydot.com/debug/chris-chan-jail-escape-rumors-meme/</ref> and USA Today<ref>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/09/16/fact-check-vlogger-charged-incest-still-custody-after-arrest/8037525001/</ref> published articles debunking the claim, citing confirmations from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and Chris's lawyer [[David Heilberg]].

===Pregnancy rumor===
After [[Kiwi Farms]] spread misinformation and misleading captions about a clip from a [[Jesus Christ Chan - Shadow Generations Speed Run|November 2024 livestream]], the rumor that Chris was having a child and that [[Flutter]] was pregnant went trending on [[Twitter]]. This lead to some outlets reporting on the baseless claims, most notably ''The Times of India''<ref>https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/rest-of-world/who-is-chris-chan-transgender-influencer-hints-at-being-pregnant/articleshow/115682761.cms</ref> and ''The Daily Mail''.<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14124411/chris-chan-girlfriend-flutter-pregnancy-announcement.html</ref> The rumor became so widespread that Chris felt the need to release a statement denying it:
{{quotebox|Okay, all of this is starting to get out of control now. There is no pregnancy; I was speaking hypothetically in that live stream. I am so surprised how even when I say something hypothetical, it gets misunderstood. Thank you for your kindness.
I reiterate: there is no pregnancy with anyone.<ref>[[November 2024 social media posts#Pregnancy rumor confirmed false]]</ref>}}

==Video Games==
===''McPixel''===
On 25 [[June 2012]], the indie game ''McPixel'' featured a homage to [[Chris humps his PS3|Chris' sexcapades with inanimate objects]] by having a special ending sequence depicting the titular character dry-humping a PS3 in the same stance Chris was.

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===''Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station''===
In this 2012 point-and-click adventure game, players can interact with an NPC resembling and talking like Chris who wants to become a hippy to go on his "[[Love Quest]]". If asked on what his dream girl is, he gives out a description reminiscent of that from the [[Attraction Sign]].

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|name= Nancy the Happy Whore and the Perfidious Petrol Station CWC cameo
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===''Goat Simulator''===
[[File:Goat.jpg|thumb|300px|The goat unfortunately named Chris-Chan.]]
The "Goat MMO Simulator" DLC pack adds a simulated MMO mode that parodies games such as World of Warcraft. AI-controlled goats and a simulated chat simulate the presence of other players, and their names are drawn randomly from a list of pre-generated names. 'Chris-chan' is one of the names on this list.

===''OK K.O.! Lakewood Plaza Turbo''===
[[File:CarolBioOKKO.jpeg|thumb|300px|]]
An iOS/Android beat-'em-up based on the pilot of the Cartoon Network Show, ''OK K.O.! Let's be Heroes'' introduces certain characters with a short biography screen (including a quote). The one for Carol (the player character's mother) has her saying "Go out and defend our Plaza – to the extreme!" (clearly echoing the cover to [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] and the pilot episode).

Worth noting is that ''OK K.O.!'' is intended for general audiences.

===''Heartbeat''===
In the 2018 RPG ''Heartbeat'', a minor NPC character named "Crispy Boy", whose appearance and mannerisms are obviously based on Chris, can be interacted with in one of the game's locations.
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===''Pokemon Clover''===
[[File:ShinyMudslacks.png|thumb|300px|Shiny Mudslack's sprite, inspired by Sonichu]]
''Pokémon Clover'' is a Pokémon romhack created by users of [[4Chan]]'s /vp/ board that pays homage to the various Internet cultures and memes, most notably 4Chan itself. The game references Chris multiple times. The Fakemon Mudslacks draws inspiration from Chris's [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]] and Sonichu, with its shiny form even taking his color. Two NPC trainers also take inspiration from Chris with one of them being Chris himself, who can be fought in a cave near Lake [[Virgin]]. His battle [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|theme is Holding Out For a Hero]].
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|name= Pokemon Clover - Vs Chris Chan
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}}

==Interviews==
Over the course of Chris's life, he has experienced many fascinating events and received plenty of attention. Naturally, this piques the curiosity of others, and this has culminated in many '''interviews''' with Chris, whether through the Internet or in the flesh. As of October 2017, he will only do an interview if he is going to be [[Chris and his ego|paid for it]].

{{quotebox|Want to Interview Me? You May Now; accepting PAID Interviews. Email sonichumanager@gmail.com to set it up. Payment First and Upfront!}}

=== An Interview with the Chris-Chan ===
{{main|Christian Weston Chandler Interview}}

On the 17th of October [[2008]], Chris was granted his first official interview since his rise to internet fame through [[PSN]].

=== Chris-chan Discusses... ===
{{main|Chris-chan Discusses...}}

Chris-chan Discusses... is a series of interviews where Larry Bundy Jr., also known as Guru Larry, asks Chris questions that he usually avoids answering.

=== Arthur Spatchcock ===
{{main|CatKnight Interview}}

Roughly eight years after the PSN interview, CatKnight/MasterDisaster AKA Arthur Spatchcock interviewed Chris, posing as an interested English entrepreneur.

=== Lil E ===
{{main|BraveryJerk Interviews}}

On 8 [[September 2016]], a YouTube user by the name of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCd3_Cgy53iABR2i8s1L8Dtg Lil E] interviewed Chris at [[The End Games]]. The same individual, this time using his [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvEHyXZ-c1XpGAtG7OmsJdA BraveryJerk] account, interviewed Chris a second time at [[Cville Pride]] 2016.

=== Merryweathery ===

{{main|Internet Dream Lounge}}

On 4 [[September 2017]], Twitter user Merryweathery contacted Chris for an interview. After abandoning the first take for being too boring, he recorded a second interview on 4 October, which he found to be superior, and released it a few days later.

===Sachumo===

{{main|Sachumo}}

On 21 [[October 2017]], Sachumo the creator of the [[Chris Chan Documentary (Sachumo)|Documentary]], conducted an interview with Chris.

===CopperCab===

{{main|CopperCab}}

After [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|parodying Gingers Have Souls]], Coppercab decided to parody his [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] and conduct an interview with Chris on 23 [[October 2017]].

===Copitz===

{{main|Copitz}}

After visiting Chris a week prior, Copitz interviewed Chris while visiting Charlottesville on 26 [[May 2018]].

===Count Dankula===

{{main|Count Dankula}}

Famed youtuber Count Dankula interviewed Chris on 5 [[June 2018]] with questions from [[Kiwi Farms]].

===Jackson Dalton===

{{main|Jackson Dalton}}

In an effort to kickstart his YouTube channel, Jackson Dalton conducted an interview with Chris on 4 [[January 2019]] and posted it as his first video four days later.

===Pappy Van Poodle===

{{main|Pappy Van Poodle Interview}}

===The Create Unknown===

{{main|The Create Unknown}}

On 28 [[October 2020]], The Create Unknown Podcast conducted an interview with Chris. The interview was initially behind a paywall before being released for free a week later.

==News platforms reporting on the incest scandal==

Ever since the leaked call, Chris has caught mainstream attention once again. This time however he caught the attention of the mainstream media on a scale never seen before. To get some overview, we have put together a table of every news platform that has reported on Chris we were able to discover so far.

{| class="wikitable"
|+ news-platforms
! Name of the platform
! Link
! Country
|-
! Legit
| https://www.legit.ng/1429340-chris-chans-biography-happened-internet-personality.html || Nigeria
|-
! Summit.news
| https://summit.news/2021/08/04/trans-youtuber-chris-chan-to-be-jailed-with-female-inmates-despite-allegedly-raping-79-year-old-mother/
| Britain
|-
! Business Insider
| https://www.businessinsider.nl/chris-chan-the-online-personality-charged-with-incest-after-leaked-audio-alleged-she-raped-her-mother-was-transferred-to-a-virginia-jail/
| USA
|-
! Fox News
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw
| USA
|-
! Mako
| https://www.mako.co.il/hix-special/Article-f17202ff6e50b71027.htm
| Israel
|-
|}

==See Also==
*[[Chris in the media (podcasts and vlogs)]]
==References==
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