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2023-01-09T20:16:37Z

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| colspan="3" | <center>'''The Players'''</center>
'''Organizations:''' [[Lunar Module]] 
'''People:''' [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] • [[David Heilberg]] • [[Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt|Kenneth Engelhardt]] • [[Caden Peck]] • [[Helena Fiorenza]] • [[Eels and the Eggman]] • [[Spamton G. Spamton]] • [[Michael Afghani]] • [[Jail Letter - 8 January 2022|The Crusader]] • [[Jacob Sockness]] 
'''Fictional Characters:''' [[Vladamir Putin]]
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| colspan="3" | <center>'''The Games'''</center>
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| colspan="3" |<center>'''Places:''' [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] • [[Western State Hospital]]</center>
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!align="left"|After the Merge:
!align="left"|Jail Communications:
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*[[Post-Merge Era]]
*[[Orbiter Wave]]
*[[Neo Spiritual Christianity]]
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*[[Jail Communications]]
*[[Jail Letter Gifts]]
*[[CWC Islam Project]]
*[[Jail Letter - 8 January 2022|Crusader Rolepay]]
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*[[Praetor#Caden Peck|Fundraiser to move Barb Out]]
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Eid, Pmurt, Eid

2023-01-07T19:54:32Z

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'''Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!''' is a video Chris uploaded on 9 [[November 2016]], as his response to news of [[Pmurt]] winning the 2016 US presidential election over [[Barack Obama#White House gag|Hillary Clinton]], his preferred choice. The title spells "Die, Trump, Die" [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|backwards]].

The video itself features Chris yelling anti-Donald Trump slurs and calling for his death while smashing a [[Transformers]] toy into the ground repeatedly, reminiscent of his [[Magical thinking#Voodooism|voodoo magic revenge fantasies]] against his perceived enemies. During the last 10 seconds of the video, Chris readjusts the grip on his phone to pick up the toy, revealing that a [[Chandler_Cats#Sorbet|live cat]] was being held in his left hand the whole time.

In an example of Chris's [[Chris and cameras|poor camerawork]], he recorded the video handheld on a phone in portrait mode (which would cause YouTube to apply pillarboxing), then enabled YouTube's stabilization onto it, resulting in both the video and pillarbox effect becoming erratically distorted. This distortion, however, ''did not'' hide the disgusting conditions of the hallway Chris was filming in, featuring clutter strewn about and large, dark colored stains on the carpet.

Unusually, he failed to disable comments on the video.

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Eid, Pmurt, Eid!!!
| ytid = OEDbxJ2utTw
| stardate = 9 [[November 2016]]
| subject = {{Violence|text}}, {{Politics|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}
| shirt = {{The Happy Hag|text}}
| saga = {{Pmurt|text}}
| previous = [[I'm sick; we need money donations; no video requests for a while]]
| next = [[November 2016 Paid Video Requests#A Paid Request: Beware of Incoming Terrorists|A Paid Request: Beware of Incoming Terrorists]]
}}
{{quote|Mr. Trump. Or "Pmurt", as I like to call you, in backwards spelling, 'cause you would hurt this country definitely}}
===Description===

{{quotebox|
via YouTube Capture
}}

Chris cross-posted the video to Facebook, with the following post:

{{quotebox|He can go rot in a pile of dirt and crap. He should Die now, Before he is able to make this country fall Broke, and the Middle Class Poorest.}}

===Transcript===

[''Video begins with a shot of the Sentinel Prime [[Transformer]] toy that Chris used in other videos to represent Trump'']
Well. Mr. Trump. Or "[[Pmurt]]", as I like to call you, [[Autism|in backwards spelling]], 'cause you would hurt this country definitely. I have ''heard'' you won. Therefore, I hope you... [''Chris moves the camera around''] Therefore, now you can feel the '''pain'''. I hope you feel this '''pain''', 'cause... [''Chris gets up, showing us a nice view of the horrid condition of that room''] [[Random Access Humor|you're a mean one]], Mr. Trump! Now go {{RageQuote|[[Death threats|DIE!!!]]}} [''Chris kicks the Transformer toy''] {{RageQuote|AND DIE AGAIN!!!}} [''Chris kicks the Transformer toy twice. The camera then points down at his knee, revealing that he was carrying [[Sorbet]] around while doing this. Chris picks up the Transformer toy and drops it into the litter box. Video zooms in'']

{{RageQuote|DIE, TRUMP, DIE!!!}}

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Central Virginia Regional Jail

2023-01-07T19:15:42Z

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{{quote|This facility is 2/5 stars.|Chris<ref name=25letter>[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)]]</ref>}}

[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|left|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
[[File:2021_Chris_Chan_mugshot_2.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot in [[August 2021]]. He clearly liked being there!]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's mugshot upon being returned to CVRJ in [[May 2022]], his smile and optimism gone, alongside more than a couple of pounds.]]

'''Central Virginia Regional Jail''' (or as Chris once called it, "this Jail of Fail")<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref> serves five largely rural counties in central Virginia, including Greene County. Chris was sent to the jail following [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts on his mother]]<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref> where he was held without bond from 2 [[August 2021]] through 28 [[February 2022]] - when he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] - and again from 3 [[May 2022]] onwards.

In an [[October 2021]] letter to a fan, Chris rated the jail accommodations two out of five stars, praising the "mostly good" food, good selection of items in the commissary, and the rec room, and criticizing attitudes from jail [[jerkops]] and noisy cellmates.<ref name=25letter></ref> In another letter, Chris claimed to have a bidet in his jail cell, possibly referring to the sink/toilet combo common in jails.<ref name=16Novletter>[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021]]</ref>

Chris was evidently in protective custody as of [[November 2021]], noting in a jail letter that "I do not interact with other inmates often, especially since they've opted to keep me separated from them for my safety."<ref name=storiesletter>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>

For activities, Chris mentioned playing solo basketball, listening to the radio, reading, writing, drawing,<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> and placed heavy emphasis on [[meditation]].<ref name=storiesletter></ref> On 30 November, Chris said in a letter that he had been [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Jail_facilities|restricted]] from the rec room and could no longer play basketball.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref>

==See also==
*[[Jail Saga]]

{{References}}
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{{Places}}

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2022-12-26T04:44:56Z

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Kevin the Jew

2022-11-24T14:36:42Z

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{{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.|Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 15</ref>}}

{{Quote|...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court marshall for that person.|Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 37</ref>}}

[[File:Kevin_the_Jew.jpg|thumb|right|A completely reasonable reaction to an offer of baked goods.]]

'''Kevin the Jew''' is a classmate and the former boyfriend of [[Cera Rosechu]]. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of [[Sonichu 11]].

==Character history==
He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her [[Rosechu|mother]] the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is Jewish she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it with vanilla, as Jews are (seemingly) allergic to everything else- except eggs it seems, as eggs are a main ingredient in cookies and Cera fails to take this into consideration.

Kevin and Cera played ''Call of Duty'' together on [[Christmas]]. Cera quickly proved herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character was carrying too much to run, and died in a violent explosion. Cera told him that he shouldn't take the death of a virtual game character so seriously, but Kevin was inconsolable. She tried to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin screamed and smashed the cookie to bits. The biggest lesson Cera learned from this is [[Twin Falling Towers|"not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."]] Even though this is not how PTSD works.

Kevin portrayed Joseph in the Nativity pageant alongside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine Rosechu]] as Mary. During Christine's evolution, he improvised in order to stall for time while [[Sonichu|her father]] brought her new clothes.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologized, and gave him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumped her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him (says the guy who rage quit after his character was killed). He walked off, leaving her a weeping mess (also, he kept the cookies).

[[File:Kevin_and_Cera.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry, Cera... looks like you're stuck as a two-year-old [[virgin with rage]].]]

==Appearance and personality==
He is depicted as being the same height as Cera Rosechu. Since like all Sonees and Rosees she is small enough to be carted around by a three-foot hedgehog, this puts his height at about one foot.<ref>[[Kiwi Farms posts (other users)‎‎#Height of Sonichu Characters]]</ref> Though his age is not expressly stated, he is ridiculously tiny for anyone older than a newborn.

Kevin made his triumphant debut in [[2015]], wherein it is made clear that he and Cera are [[Date Ed|dating]]. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20170803105815/http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu and Rosechu from_1998 to Today (CWCipedia)]</ref>), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]], this makes him a [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophile]] AND a possible [[pedofork]]. This is also slightly confusing, as Cera suddenly comes out as a lesbian after her evolution- never showing romantic interests in women before this- Kevin being her only known crush/partner.

Despite his professed religion, Kevin acted in the school's Nativity play. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believes [[Jesus]] is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on [[South Park]] and just copied the idea.

Kevin's poor reaction to Cera's conduct while playing ''Call of Duty'' provides one of the major conflicts of the Christmas story. When his avatar is killed, he bursts into tears and is traumatized to the point where even the image of a flame gives him a panic attack. This seems especially immature considering he's playing a multi-player combat game where one can expect their character to die numerous times. Then when Cera attempts to soothe his wounded ego, Kevin gives a long speech equating her actions in a video game with how good of a person she is. When he dumps her, he condescendingly implies that ''she'' is the one who needs to mature. This demonstrates he is not only [[Simonla Rosechu|over-attached to fictional characters]], but also a staggering hypocrite. It's not clear whether or not this is intentional, because unlike other conflicts Chris has written, there is not a blatant hero/villain dynamic.

This could also be Chris rubbing the idea women should not be aggressive, and Cera should just stick to her [[Women's_Rights|job]] making Kevin cookies.

{{References}}
{{Sonichu}}

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OfficialCWCmart Jail Art

2022-10-24T11:03:24Z

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[[File:PraetorLetter.jpg|thumb|300px|A letter that Praetor had sent to a paying customer.]]
Chris has collaborated with [[Praetor]], even while he has been [[jail|incarcerated]]. Chris granted them permission to sell artwork that he has created during his stay and mailed to them. This page will showcase these drawings, as well as the descriptions for them that Praetor had given on their Etsy page. Some are dated 6 [[May 2022]]. Others appear to be dated prior to Chris's [[Jail_Saga#Transfer|transfer]].

Praetor appears to send letters to people who pay for the art Chris sent to them.

The descriptions that Praetor wrote on their Etsy profile will be represented in maroon.

==Sonichu Prime and the Cyan Master Emerald==

<center>[[File:JailArt1.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This authentic Chris Chan Prison Art was drawn while Christine was being incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

This piece depicts Sonichu calling on the power of the Chaos Emeralds to merge dimensions and save the peoples of all dimensions from rapture. He prays to Mama Jesus Christ Chan for strength, as we all do.

This framed piece is autographed and drawn on a piece of county jail scrap paper.}}

[[Sonichu]] is drawn next to an enormous Master Emerald reciting Tikal's Prayer (from ''Sonic Adventure''): "The servers are the seven Chaos. Chaos is power; power enriched by the heart. The controller serves to unify the chaos. " He then says "I pray to Mama Jesus Christ Chan this works. Cyan Master Emerald of our [[CWCville]], I need you and the other six Master Emeralds to save both Earths' peoples."

==The Universe's Core==

<center>[[File:JailArt2.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

Titled "the Universe's Core," it depicts Rosechu and Christine (in her Supreme Sonichu form) melding energies with the Center of the Universe. The core itself is depicted as an eye-like structure, diffusing life sustaining energy to all creatures and peoples.

Christine states that her energies come from the core, and such energies can only be conducted through deep meditation.

This piece is framed, inked, signed, and drawn on a piece of prison scrap paper.}}

==Rosey Slices. Rosey Dices. But That's Not All.==

<center>[[File:JailArt3.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece was drawn while Christine Chandler was being held in Orange County Jail.

The art shows Chris Chan's loving wife Rosechu the Hedgehog defeating a robot, as any good wife should. Text at the head of the page reads : "[[BILLY MAYS|Hi! Rosey Rosechu here]]. Welcome to my podcast. Today, we are showing you how to destroy Eggman's robots. Step one... Slice!"

The drawing is framed and autographed.}}

==Magi-Chan Sonichu Chaos Controls==

<center>[[File:JailArt4.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This drawing was made while Christine was being held in Orange County Jail.

This pen-on-paper masterpiece features [[Sonichu]] doing one of his most powerful moves, Chaos Control. Christine intended to capture the power of the move through the aura drawn around Sonichu, radiating energy.

This framed picture is autographed, authentic, and drawn on prison scrap paper.}}

==Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu's Second Coming==

<center>[[File:JailArt5.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This art piece was created while Christine was still incarcerated in Orange County Jail.

The drawing depicts Christine descending from heaven in her Goddess form. All powerful and all knowing, she dispenses her knowledge and divine retribution. Let the trolls tremble.

We were told to say this.

This piece is framed and autographed.}}

==You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It==

<center>[[File:JailArt6.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|An artpiece created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description and title have been provided via letter by Christine.

You'd Better Have Faith and Believe It:
"Resting a hand on a Chaos [[Rainbow]], Jesus Christ Chan admires the view of both Earth's that make up the One Earth of Universe [[1C-211987]]. As you may say, along with the other Gods and Goddesses she works with, "She's got the whole Worlds in her hand."

Well said.}}

==Happiness Can Still Be a Hug Away==

<center>[[File:JailArt7.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|I'm going to level with you here, this is the most depressing drawing I feel Chris has ever made. I'd keep it if I could, but Christine has demanded it be sold so that I can continue funding her love of vending machine Grape Fanta.

This artwork is depressing. It's been a long road, and now we're here. Here's a curt description, provided by Christine via a letter.

Happiness Can Still be a Hug Away:
"Featuring Sonichu Prime and Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu. Simple as it gets to enjoy the comfort of your loved ones in a simple hug, and a bit of soul bonding."

The price is high, as my soul has been sold to Sonichu. This is the only way I'll ever afford to get it back.}}

==Wild and Punchy in Flight==

<center>[[File:JailArt8.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This is a piece of artwork done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following is a description and title written by Christine provided via letter.

[[Wild]] and [[Punchy]] in Flight:
"Here you go. Here's Wild Sonichu jumping High off the ground with his leaf tail and using it to glide and fly sky high as he likes to sometimes. More often, he feels his grassy roots on the ground."

It should be a felony in [[Virginia]] not to own this beautiful piece.}}

==Flashzap==

<center>[[File:JailArt9.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|A piece of jail art created by Christine Weston Chandler. A description has been provided by her via letter.

Flashzap:
"Inspired in part by Snoopy as Flashbeagle as he Flashdanced in a most iconic, classic [[Peanuts]] Special. Yet this Bar and Grill exists in Cwcville Virginia, and I personally do possess a great number of most energetic and vibrational dance moves. "She steps out on the floor without making a sound, then she starts hearing the beat. [[Obesity|You would think the floor is moving]] the way she's moving her feet. She's a champion! She's the best! Impossible to tame! People say that's she's obsessed, listen to her name! They call her Jesus! Jesus! Jesus! Jesus Christ Chan!"'

It should be noted that the last "S" in Jesus is stylized as a lightning bolt in her letter.}}

Based on the 1984 special [[Wikipedia:It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown|''It's Flashbeagle, Charlie Brown'']]. A voice from the crowd says "That god can sure bust a move!"
==A Prayer of Angelica Rosechu==

<center>[[File:JailArt10.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was done by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided by her via letter.

A Prayer of [[Angelica|Angelica Rosechu]]:
"A holy and divine moment as Angelica in her Neo Spiritual Christianity Church prays for the safety and well-being of All from Universe 1218's Earth who are collectively shifting to the recombined Earth in Universe 1C-211987}}
Angelica is depicted thinking, "I pray for the good health, safety and well-being of all who are shifting to our humble universe's earth in our Lord and God's second coming. May ye all be blessed. Amen!"
==Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in 2004==

<center>[[File:JailArt11.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. The following description was provided by her via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime's First Visit to a Village of Wild Sonichus and Rosechus in [[Sonichu chronology#2004|2004]]:
"This is a first for Sonichu and Rosey, as back in 2004 they were guided to a distant community of Sonichus and Rosechus in the wilderness. The distant communities of the wild Sonichu and Rosechu Pokemon are a [[Nudes|clothing optional]] society. Most of them within are regular Sonichus and Rosechus. Off-Camera in this particular village there are elders who wear full body clothing, also the leader of this small colony. Artist/Chronicler's note: drawing this felt like drawing a [[Smurf]] village."}}
Sonichu thinks "Wow! Look at them all!" Rosechu thinks, "What a diverse group!" even though they all look identical.
==How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

How Sweet it is to be Soul Bonding With You:
"A simple piece featuring Magi-Chan and I as we Soul Bond together in a most Enlightening and Euphoric feeling like flying throughout the cosmos freely."}}

==The Sonichu Temple's Relocation==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artwork was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. A description has been provided via letter.

From Ruckersville to Cwcville - The Sonichu Temple's Relocation:

"Consider this a premonition piece as the Sonichu Temple shall be relocated between the Cwcville Bassillicom and Angelica Rosechu's Church. And yes, one of the eight Master Emeralds, the Cyan one, is located in Cwcville VA."}}
In ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'', a Basilicom is an organization that serves the goddesses and governs each land. Along with housing the Goddesses, it also a place where people go to worship the Goddesses and the place where the Goddesses reside.

==Val Sonichu's Coffee Break==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter, as well as a written letter to the buyer on the back from the perspective of Val Sonichu.

Val Sonichu's Coffee Break:
"A simple moment at a Starbucks café in Cwcville as Val meditates and counts his blessings of present and recalls the past with his Chris Chan from the lost alternate timeline of long ago."}}
[[Val Sonichu]] is a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] with black streaks in his fur and a third eye in his forehead.
==An Atlantic Dip==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

An Atlantic Dip: "See Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu with a [[HippoOnYourHead|hippo on her head]] after a misdirected crash into the Atlantic Ocean, with paraphrasing of a certain movie's lines with her own Truth and emotions."}}
Jesus Chris-Chan Sonichu says, "So, as I crashed into the cold, dark waters of the Atlantic, I realised a few things. I know where I am going, yet only some idea of how or when to get there. Salt water stings, but I can swim. I shouldn't even be here right now, but I am. Why? Because [[Bella]] and [[Null]] betrayed me! They betrayed me! And yet, I still wonder if either of them were a better kisser than Judas Iscariot. I'm wet. I'm cold. There's a hippo on my head. And clearly, I'm not gonna be able to do this on my own."
==Introducing Donnie Sonichu, Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This piece of jail art was created by Christine Weston Chandler while incarcerated. Frames are no longer included to save on shipping expenses for buyers. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Introducing [[Donnie Sonichu]], Direct Son of Blake Sonichu and Bubbles Rosechu: "This is Bubble's and Blake's son, Donatello Sonichu (aka Donnie); an Electric/Water Type with Blaze ability and Fire Bending attacks as well. He evolved at a high level of 20, but still has years of experience and maturity to catch up on. He has assessed the basic to advanced mastery of his powers from upon the beaches and waves."}}
==Prideful Interview With God==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter. It should be noted that a fan had tipped Christine off to a recent video by YouTuber Gibi reviewing his jail art, and Christine included him in the work.

Prideful Interview With God: "Neil Augustine of WTOP News interviews Jesus Christ Chan at a Pride Festival for the topic of Pride, which it is not a sin to have Pride. However, to have Arrogance is the sin. Self-Love and Love of Others over selfishness."}}
Jesus Christ-Chan is interviewed by [[Wikipedia:WTOP-FM|WTOP]], while wearing a bizarre costume, saying "Well, pride is not a sin, for one needs some self-esteem and confidence to motivate themselves and inspire others with soul and heart. The real deadly sin is arrogance. Thou should never go dark and greatly selfish, coniving, narcisistic, [''sic''] conceited or arrogant. To do that is to fall and burn like Vladamir [''sic''] Putin, [[Donald Trump]] or even someone like [[GiBi]] who is at his own selfish risk. Self-love and love of others; not selfishness."

The interviewer is named as Neil Augustine, a misspelling of Neal Augenstein, a real reporter with WTOP. "This hour's newscast is brought to you by Rocket Mortgage, and Lido's Pizza (We Never Cut Corners)."

An inset depicts GiBi and says, "Seriously, GiBi, you are neutral at present. Stow thy arrogance, and do not be a toxic one."
==Sun of Righteousness==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sun of Righteousness: "Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu as the Sun of Righteousness, you'd better get the Present Day symbolance and Present Moment Meaning after seeing this."}}
The image is accompanied by a bastardised Biblical quote: "But unto you that fear my name, ''Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu'', shall the Sun of Righteousness arise with healing in their wings. ''Malachi 4:2''"
==A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A (Dragon fruit) Tea With Sylvania Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Sylvana Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of her story to answer commonly asked questions."}}

==An Atlantic Sloop==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided by Christine.}}

==Neo Holy Sigils for Self Love and Spirituality==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. A description was not provided.

Of note here is that somehow Christine was made aware of the rise of NFTs during her incarceration. This was instructed to be minted as one in a coming series, but after a long hard look at ourselves it was decided that we've already sunk low enough.}}

==Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Tea Talk With Cryzel Rosechu: "An interview and talk with Cryzel Rosechu at a Starbucks in Cwcville in talking of herself and her appreciation of Christ Chan."}}

==COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVALATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

COME_ADORE_BASIC_REVELATIONS_LOAD, 8, 1: "A most symbolic and obvious piece featuring a certain Commodore 64 computer with BASIC commands of God input and execution on the Metaphysical and literal levels with Digital tones. RUN my second coming, please."}}

'''COME_ADORE'''
DIMENSION_MERGE,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
COMPLETED
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRIST,LOAD,8,1
LOADING...
AVATAR_JESUS_CHRISTINE_WESTON_CHANDLER_SONICHU4.0
AWAKENING...
LOADING...
COMPLETED
MODERN_MALACHU,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
MODERN_REVELATIONS,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
SHIFT_TO_RECOMBINED_DEARTH,LOAD,8,1
IN PROGRESS
AVATAR_SECOND_COMING,LOAD,8,1
COMPLETED
RUN

==The Ethereal Rosechu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Ethereal Rosechu: "Perhaps in your recent visions, you have seen and received a Holy or Divine message(s) of good tidings from an all white furred, blue eye female Rosechu with long quills, a dazzling aura, and intangible white/clear wings. You have been visited and blessed by our messenger and have been enlightened with the message of us, the Gods and Goddesses, the Cosmos, and the Universe Core of Universe 1C-211987, right here and now. It is best you all heed the messages in your better spirituality and faith."}}

==As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

As the Prophecised Scriptures Shall Manifest" "I'm just chillin' in space within our universe 1C-211987, reading the old to-be-updated-to-HD "Sonichu" Book #10, and commenting to everyone, while breaking the 4th Wall that is the Barrier/Veil to be removed between both our halves of the Earth, about a couple of premonitions innately chronicled in the book around 2010."}}

==Is This A GameStop Ad?==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is This A GameStop Ad?: "There is nothing wrong with your device. We control the horizontal. We control the vertical. We have got the Touch, and the Controls, and we are breaking the Barrier and Veil."}}

==Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu Prime and Cwcville's Cyan Master Emerald: "A Trace and Redraw of one of my earlier pieces, as it depicts the Cyan Master Emerald of the eight Master Emeralds in the city of Cwcville, VA, with Sonichu and Rosey using it to dispel Evil Intruders from Alternate Evil Universes, Dimensions and Timelines."}}

==Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Holy Flame Sky Uppercutting the Devil: "It is very clear and concise, as I Have personally done this, literally. With Holy Flames in my Aura, I've Sky Uppercutted the Devil and took his keys, as he is Vaporized by the Holy Flame and Light Power."}}

==Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime and Sonic the Hedgehog Prime-The Chaos Control of all Chaos Controls: "Sonic and Sonichu use the Chaos Emeralds AND the Chaos S-Chu Crystal Balls to Power Up and help the 1218 and C-197 halves of our Earth become undivided, safely, well and good for and with EVERYONE'S well-being in mindful, focused care."}}

==Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Round Table of Magi-Chan Sonichus: "Sipping coffee and discussing the present moment events in Universe 1C-222987 on board the Space Colony of the Communion of (Good) Chris Chans in Timeline 4D, (from left to right) Val Sonichu, Lady Magic Sonichu, Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime, Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, Tri Sonichu, and Dimitri Sonichu collaborate, discuss, and make the plans very well laid out and set with 1C-211987's Divine Plan."}}

==Calming a Wave in Texas==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Calming a Wave in Texas: "I'm in Texas, or wherever there is to be a Massive Tidal Wave in the already devastated area. I do my thing and stop the Wave in it's tracks by splitting it, and backing it to the source where it manifested from."}}

==The Fall of Not Babylon==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

The Fall of Not Babylon: "A prophecy of the modern, present day iteration of the wicked Babylon, as is more than clear with the recent events, as well as the fall of Akan (Dragon Form) by my Divine Action as previously chronicled in artform in recent years. Also featured is a TenKing, Seven Mountain, and Sea of Local Civilians in the painting."}}

==A Coffee Jelly Break==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Coffee Jelly Break: "I and Kusuo Saiki meet and vibe and chill over some coffee jelly and a telepathic conversation. Seriously though, aside; Does Starbucks sell Coffee Jelly in the States? Because I'd Really enjoy some."}}

==With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

With Healing In Her Wings Of The Morning Into Neo Lives: "Inspired by the book cover art of "Wings of the Morning" by Lori Wick, this redraw puts the facts about I and the present day happenings into another clear and direct perspective."}}

==Punchy and Speedy==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Punchy and Speedy: "On another teleported mission visit to Tokyo, Punchy Sonichu visits the pizza place of the Samurai Pizza Cats and talks with Speedy Servichi. Yet Polly Ester does not want Speedy's shift pawned off on her again."}}

==Lady Magic Sonichu==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Lady Magic Sonichu: "A simple piece of Magic Sonichu of our prime timeline 1C's Genderbent Universe at metaphysical work within the Cosmos."}}

==A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

A Meditation Circle in a Neo Spiritual Christianity Chapel in Jerusalem: "Featuring Valazquea Romana Rosechu of the Psychic Squadron of Cwcville, VA, Angelica Rosechu, President Lisa Simpson, Goku, Espio, a Monk, a Buudha, and others in this Multi-Religious, diverse circle of Meditation."}}

==Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Do YOU see what I see? KNOW what I know? You had better LISTEN, or be out of the Flow: "I literally have seen these symbols in my Prophetic [[Dreams]] over the years in my sleep, [[Chris and reality|as well as ALL around me while I am awake]]. I have a record-breaking number of Crucifixes and Crosses on the palms of both my hands and on the soles of both my feet. How much more clear and obvious do I need to be that [[Messiah complex|I am one with the Heavens, the Cores, and the Matrixes]]? [[Meditation|Meditate]] on that!"}}

==Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu: "I introduce to you the Grand Elder Magi-Chan Sonichu, in the present, from the future of his Timeline 4D, as also is his Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu from the future of that same timeline. G.E. Magi-Chan levitates himself with a few crystals over one hand in levitation and water bending in the other hand in front of a water fountain in the Communion of Chris Chan's Space Colony."}}

==Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime - Avatar State: "It's I in my Overpowered State of Avatar State."}}

==Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu==
<center>[[File:jailart8-28-6.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonicha Sonichu and Rossen Rosechu: "In their home, the Genderbent Universe of our Prime Timeline 1C, Sonicha and Ross pose at the entrance to the Cwcville shopping center."}}

==Ultimate Miracle==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Ultimate Miracle: "A Trace and Redraw of a recent piece; a simple motivational and inspiring poster featuring I in my Goddess Blue Heart form."}}

==Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple==
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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Returning Home to the Sonichu Temple: "And my Magi-Chan Sonichu Prime is there to welcome me back home."}}

==Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?==

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{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Is That Chaos Control at the Sonichu Temple?: "Yes. Yes it is."}}

==Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu==

<center>[[File:jailart8-31-1.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Rosey Rosechu Prime Vs. Rascala Rosechu: "This fight happened in Florida, as Scourge and his rounded up posse tried to swipe some uber-rare gemstones from there. As if the title did not say enough, it's Rosey Rosechu Prime fighting her Shattered Glass self-counterpart in combat and wit. Also, to note, Scrap Sonichu is Sonichu Prime's shattered glass self-counterpart. Scrap had a spiritual awakening and saw visions of his self-counterparts living better and not abused like he was. He fled the S.G. Universe and made his decision to live in Neutral-Good morals for himself. An Uber Rare happening among the Majority of the Shattered Glass Universe"}}

==Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog==

<center>[[File:jailart8-31-2.jpg|200px]]</center> 

{{quoteboxmaroon|This artpiece is a piece of jail art done by Christine Weston Chandler. It should be noted that these are sold without frame, and are shipped in padded document mailers to cut customer shipping costs. An unedited description has been provided by Christine via letter.

Sonichu Prime Mach Speed Thunderpunches Scourge the Hedgehog: "Scourge came into our Universe, and Sonichu knew he needed to be dealt with and sent back to the Shattered Glass Universe. The fight had reached just outside of St. Canard."}}

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:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga stemming from Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ a Kiwi Farms thread here].''
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[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless and stayed at the Richmond Regency Inn in the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Orbiter Wave#Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, despite Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest and was cooperative with the police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, which is on the table since his case is being presented to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}. Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail and is awaiting trial for the charge of incest as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]] and [[February 2022]] resulted in continuances; his next court date was 28 [[July 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate2>{{Cite farms|thread=112013|title=2/3/22 - Hearing speculation thread}}</ref>

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact with the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution, as he was deemed incompetent to stand trial. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail,<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> having been restored as competent to stand trial.

In July 2022, the last hearing within the J&DR court's jurisdiction occurred and the case was elevated to the circuit court, where it was sent to a Grand Jury for a potential felony charge. However, it was continued. A motion by [[David Heilberg|Chris's lawyer]] for an autism disorder deferred disposition was filed, to be considered by the court.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|left|300px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|300px|thumb|right|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Being upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and feeling betrayed that Chris lied to him to try to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[The WCT]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to The WCT - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = EqVo6ADqvgA
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
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}}

===Transcript===
'''NOTE''': This transcript begins around 2:24:54, shortly after Ralph changes the perspective on his phone camera.

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background, while we see the inside of Ethan Ralph's car.]''

'''Ralph''': You guys can't see this, but...

'''May''': They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit! Oh ''shit''--

''[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a woman coming out with her phone to also film the events'']

'''May''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''May in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''': ''(yelling) To the trolls and anybody else on the internet, do not record this!''

'''Ralph''': ''(yelling)'' CHRIS-CHAN, ''WHAT'S UP?!'' Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''May in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Woman in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''May in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Woman in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''May in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''May in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To May) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''May in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''May in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''May in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''May in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''May in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.

'''May in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''May in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''May in background''': Dude... (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''May in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': ...we just got the footage, Jesse PS was riding up over here!

''[End of relevant footage.]''
}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Chris Chan Calls Sonichu In Jail.jpg|thumb|left|250px|{{w|Spec Ops: The Line|"None of this would've happened if you just ''stopped''."}}]]
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a {{w|Fox News}} segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned David Heilberg to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home,” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
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Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten any weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws offensive comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18 [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April. The 28 [[July 2022]] court hearing took place without a continuance, four days short of the one-year anniversary of his arrest,<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11138163}}</ref> which resulted in the case being presented to a Grand Jury.

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|200px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 February 2022, the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref><ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 113715
|post = 11292959
|title = Chris transferred to another facility
|user = Turbocuck
|wayback = 20220302065944
}}</ref> Details regarding the circumstances that led to this are not known, but Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.]]
Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-31#post-11335917 Kiwi Farms post regarding Chris's record]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 [[May 2022]]. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a second [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occurring shortly before,<ref name=1jun></ref> when Chris allegedly attempted to exorcise another patient whom he believed was being possessed by demons.<ref name=29jul>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>

=== Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury ===

{{Misinfo|Chris was sent to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}, not a trial. At this point his sentence has not been determined.}}

Chris's fourth court appearance was scheduled for 10:00AM EDT on 28 [[July 2022]]<ref>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002207497098105012/1002207619286577203/2022-07-28_06-31-26.mov</ref> as revealed by a call from an anonymous Discord user to the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court. It has to be noted that the courthouse gave this information freely and without asking any further questions about the inquiry.

As a result of the hearing, Chris's case was transferred out of the J&DR court and to the Circuit Court. It was sent to a <abbr title="A jury of peers, larger than a regular jury, who determine if someone is competent to stand trial, or if the state currently has enough evidence to charge them with a felony. The grand jury does not determine someone's innocence or guilt.">grand jury</abbr> for a potential felony charge.

Fans such as [[Kiwi Farms]] users and [[Kenneth Engelhardt]] called the court clerk who informed them of the grand jury move. It was confirmed by court records.

{{quote|I just called the Clerk of Court for Greene County regarding CWC. Yes it is verified this is going before a grand jury on felony charges.|Kenneth<ref>https://twitter.com/OnionfarmsMedia/status/1552724115345268736</ref>}}

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{{Misinfo|Chris is NOT being released from jail as a result of his autism. His grand jury hearing was meerly postposed due to Chris's lawyer filing a [https://www.justice.gov/usao/justice-101/pretrial-motions motion] for an autism disorder deference three days prior to the intended meeting date. His case will also not be dismissed. Rather, his sentence has been [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deferred_sentence deferred], will be placed under probation terms, and some of his records, primarily information regarding his pre-trial, will be required to be concealed, as only specific higher-ups will be able to access them.}}

On 5 [[August 2022]], [[David Heilberg]] filed a motion for an autism disorder deferred disposition.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png]]</ref> Chris's grand jury hearing, which was scheduled to occur on 8 August, was instead continued. A motion hearing is due to take place on 9 August.<ref>[[:File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png]]</ref> A caller had asked the court about Chris's records, to which they revealed them being <abbr title="Some of Chris's records will be required to be concealed from the public, but will still be available to select higher-ups for specific purposes.">sealed</abbr> due to overwhelming public interest of the case. David Heilberg had also confirmed this in a response to an email.<ref>[[:File:HeilbergStatement.png]]</ref>

An autism deferred disposition refers to a Virginia law passed in 2020 which could result in a deference of further court proceedings with the defendant placed on probation terms set by the court, and could also result in the charge being dismissed, if the defendent completes certain criteria set by a judge before a review of their case.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/19.2-303.6/</ref>

=== Looking forward ===
Exactly what is next for Chris will be heavily influenced by the outcome of the legal processes involved. Son-mother incest is a Class 5 felony in Virginia.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-366/</ref> Class 5 is a wobbler felony which can either remain as a felony or be downgraded to a misdemeanor.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter1/section18.2-10/</ref><ref>https://www.silislaw.com/blog/2014/april/virginia-criminal-law-basics-felonies/</ref> With his charge imminent to be upgraded to a felony, he could be facing a [[Kick the autistic|much longer sentence]]; the maximum sentence for felony incest is 10 years, and the maximum sentence for rape is life, with the possibility of [[28 October 2011|other]] [[26 December 2014|charges]] stacking on top of it, adding additional years to his sentencing. If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated, Chris will be placed on the [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking ahead|sex offender registry]] for a minimum of fifteen years when (or if) he gets out.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref> In addition, if Chris is charged with a felony, his subsequent legal proceedings must be open to the public.

Many observers have suspected that Chris' lawyer attempted to get him to take up a plea deal with a year of time served, but that Chris rejected such a deal, possibly out of the belief that he would still be saved by the Dimensional Merge, or at the very least think he'll be found not guilty [[Honor Roll|despite effectively confessing to the act of incest multiple times]] in both the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]].

Another possibility is that Chris has taken a plea deal and that the terms of the deal include a felony conviction. This would allow Chris to be released on a suspended sentence plus time served, with the threat of prison time should he violate the conditions of his release. If Chris were released with a misdemeanor conviction, the prosecution would not be able to attach any conditions to his release because he has already served the full time for his offense.

Further complicating matters is that as early as [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]), even claiming that Bella confessed to fabricating information during the call without any clarification whatsoever.<ref name=1jun></ref> Needless to say, if Chris were to intentionally give false statements in a court of law, it would be digging a deeper hole for him, given existing evidence.

If Barb consented to sex or even made the first move (which would be consistent with [[Barbara Chandler#Intimate behavior|Barb's long-known uncomfortably touchy-feely behavior around Chris]]), she could be charged as a willing accomplice, and will most certainly need to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|vacate]] her home in the event of a conviction. However, if she did not or could not consent, Chris could be facing a potential rape charge which, in the worst case, could net him a life sentence. Whether or not he will be allowed to take up parole will be up to the State of Virginia to decide, given the severity of such charges. However, Chris alleges that Heilberg told him that Barbara was never questioned about her involvement in the incest on account of her old age and "falling mentality".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

==Charge==
On 29 [[July 2022]], Greene County Circuit Court posted information relating to Chris's case. Chris's case number is CR22000141-00 and the offense is 18.2-366 (written in the software as "Incest w/own child"), a Class 5 felony. The information also provides official confirmation that Chris had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]] earlier in the year. Chris was also evaluated by "ILPPP", the [[University of Virginia]]'s Institute of Law, Psychiatry and Public Policy. It also notes that David Heilberg had sent a letter to Chris before the last hearing. Note that the dates aren't accurately reflected, as the records weren't public until July 29. Future pleadings and orders regarding Chris will presumably be dated accurately and have all boxes filled in.

===Pleadings/Orders Detail===
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
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! Judge
! Book
! Page
! Remarks
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|07/29/2022
|Warrants
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|07/29/2022
|Complaint
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|07/29/2022
|Other
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| CHECKLIST FOR BAIL
|-
|07/29/2022
|Commitment Order
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|07/29/2022
|Other
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|FINANCIAL STATEMENT
|-
|07/29/2022
|Request
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|FOR APPT OF A LAWYER
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Order
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|07/29/2022
|Other
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Motion
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|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|TO CLOSE PRE-TRIAL PROCEED
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
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|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
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|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
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|FROM ILPPP
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR TREATMENT OF INCOMPETE
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|TO CLOSE HEARING
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Transportation Order
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|07/29/2022
|Evaluation Report
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|FROM [[Western State Hospital|WESTERN STATE HOSPITA]]
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|07/29/2022
|Letter
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|FROM [[David Heilberg|DAVID HEILBERG]]
|-
|07/29/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|07/29/2022
|Notice
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|DISPOSITION NOTICE
|-
|08/05/2022
|Motion
|DEF
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|FOR [[Autism|AUTISM]] DISORDER DEFERR
|-
|08/08/2022
|Order
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|FOR CONTINUED CUSTODY
|-
|08/09/2022
|Order
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|CVW
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|08/10/2022
|Transportation Order
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|08/08/2022
|Waive Right To Indictment
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|08/09/2022
|Order
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|}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury, Pleadings/Orders detail page
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 5 August 2022.png|5 August 2022, Motion to Pre-trial added
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022.png|9 August 2022, No Indictment presented, continuance
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 9 August 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|9 August 2022, motion by defense "for autism disorder deferr" [sic]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, the Pleadings/Orders detail page, which previously included information under Remarks, is censored by court staff
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022.png|11 August 2022, a review of Chris's case is scheduled for [[August 2023]]
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 11 August 2022 (2) - Pleadings-Orders.png|11 August 2022, Pleadings/Orders detail page, showing "waive right to indictment" and "transportation order"
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Congratulations Chris Chan, Animatic with Voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FZlxWjymXso}}
| stardate = 5 [[May 2022]]
| maker = nathanwagnervo
| subject = Animatic
| info = Sonichu musically telling off Chris for ruining his own life.

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan in Ace Attorney
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bBeZYyu0vR0}}
| stardate = 3 [[August 2021]]
| maker = Tails is dissapointed in your recent decisions
| info = We're in for quite the ride, aren't we?

}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Law}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

Cutco

2022-08-12T05:54:13Z

Foobar:

[[Image:Cutco logo.png|center]]
[[Image:CutcoUltimateset.jpg|right|thumb|200px|The knives that Chris never cut himself or anyone else with.]]

'''Cutco''', officially known as '''Alcas''' during Chris's stint there, is a multi-level marketing company that sells overpriced, medium-quality knives. [[Chris]] was employed by Cutco from June to September [[2003]], and it remains the only significant employer Chris has ever had besides [[Wendy's]]. It's also the last kind of job Chris has ever had - or [[Jail Saga|will have]] - to date.

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==Employment==
Chris describes his background with Cutco in the [[Miyamoto Saga]] e-mails:

{{quote|One summer I was employed as a Salesman for Cutco products; the owners of the "Double-D" Edge and the Super Shears that can cut a penny to create a [[Little Pig Blanket|pig-tail]]. Lifetime Guarantee on sharpness. The boss left at Summer's end, and I lost that job. FYI, I was very cautious with my samples of cutary, and I do not have any intentions of harming myself or anyone else. My record is clean.|Chris, clarifying that he is not [[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!|emo]]}}

[[Image:147-LightKnife.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Wonder where the inspiration for this card came from?]]

Cutco, under the guise of Vector Marketing, is a notorious borderline scam.<ref>[https://gighustlers.com/is-cutco-knives-a-scam/|Is Cutco Knives A Scam? The Edge of Deception – Cutco’s Slice of The Truth?]</ref> While arguably not an outright scam, they will more or less hire anyone who is willing to pay [[Chris_and_money|$150]] upfront for a "demo kit" and get people to buy overpriced knife sets on commission through [[Wikipedia:Sales lead|leads]] (in other words, Chris was not going door to door). They target high schoolers and college students along with people with no real experience (such as [[Autism|autistic]] manchildren) for these "sales positions."

It is unknown if Chris was ever able to sell a knife set to any of his leads, as even people who aren't autistic, [[Obesity|corpulent]] manchildren have trouble doing so. Chris touched back on the subject on his [[CWCipedia]] entry, noting that "[my status as an employee] may have gone longer if my boss had not left [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] for good in August."<ref>http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Private_villa_of_corrupted_citizens#Mary_Meets_Christian</ref> Chris is oblivious to the fact that his "boss" pretty much took his money and skipped town. He later told [[Vanessa Hudgens]] that his boss "got replaced."<ref>[[Vanessa AIM Chat 3]]</ref>

Chris took the Cutco job at a critical moment in his personal life, as he had realized several months earlier that he needed a girlfriend. He seems to have hoped that the job could help him with his [[Love Quest|sweetheart search]]; he remembered that it gave him the opportunity to "socialize." He believed that the job had allowed him to utilize his "good people/social skills," and he was disappointed that it "was ONLY a Summer gig." It was at this point, with a growing sense of desperation and urgency, that he made his first [[Attraction Sign]], which stated that, among his other positive qualities, he was a "Natural salesperson."

==Other mentions==
[[Image:VectorLogo.png|right|thumb|Flipping over the logo of Vector, a subsidiary of Cutco, gets you an [[wikipedia:Pyramid scheme|accurate summation]] of their business.]]

*Chris put a Cutco outlet in [[CWCville Shopping Center]].
*After Chris [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|crushed his dildo]] on 6 [[February 2009]], he used a pair of Cutco Super Shears to cut it into pieces.<ref>[[Mumble 7]]</ref>
*Chris used a Cutco knife to make his [[Chris and fashion|"Gay Trucker" denim top]].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> We can assume from these two references that he may have a number of unsold Cutco knives in his possession.
*On Thanksgiving of 2016, Chris posted on Facebook that he used the Cutco "Spatula Spreader" to prepare his Thanksgiving dinner.<ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Happy Thanksgiving! Brought to you by Cutco]]</ref> [[Chris and money|It's worth noting that Cutco's "Spatula Spreader" costs almost $70 while other brands go for about $25.]]<ref>[https://www.cutco.com/products/product.jsp?item=spatula-spreader#sm.0001pftq8m19qmf9epxfzy32m90hh]</ref> Chris states that he had his for "over a decade." This also implies that some of Chris's Cutco leftovers may have survived the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house fire.]]

==Sources==
<references/>

==See also==
*[[Chris and work]]
*[[Pocket knife]]

==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Cutco|Wikipedia article]]
{{Places}}
{{Articleofthenow}}
[[Category: Jobs]]

Joe Biden

2022-08-07T20:36:42Z

Foobar: /* Presidency */

{{quote|contact the local Virginia Governer(s) of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine, herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please.|Chris wants the president to intervene on his charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]], excerpt from [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]}}

{{quote|This is a big fucking deal!|Joe Biden, 2010}}

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'''Joe Biden''' (born 20 November 1942) is the current president of the United States. He previously served as the vice president under president [[Barack Obama]] throughout his term from 2009 to 2017, and was later elected president in the 2020 election, unseating then-incumbent president [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]. He became the 46th American president on 20 [[January 2021]] instead of [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]], who [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] voted for and believes will become POTUS after the [[Dimensional Merge]] occurs (although he's more than happy to be rid of Trump). Chris is hopeful that Biden will pardon him following [[Jail Saga#Arrest|his arrest for incest]].

== Before being President ==
When asked what he thought about Biden in 2009, Chris said "Joe is doing what he can."<ref>[[Mailbag 17]]</ref>

In 2017, Chris posted "Yes! Go, Joe!" when commenting on a post about Biden's career.<ref>[[February 2017 Facebook Posts]]</ref>

== Presidency ==
[[File:Biden intro.png|thumb|left|The changed banner on the CWCki front page just after Biden's election win got confirmed. Joe Biden defeated Chris's preferred choice for POTUS, Lisa Simpson, by a landslide.]]
Joe Biden assumed the Presidency of the United States on 20 January 2021, at 12:00 {{abbr|ET|Eastern Time}}, no matter {{w|2021 storming of the United States Capitol|how hard}} [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] tried. Chris later acknowledged Biden’s presidency in reality ([[Dimension 1218]]),<ref>[[January 2021 social media posts#Congrats, Joe Biden]]</ref> while also reaffirming Simpson's presidency in his reality ([[C-197]]).

Since Biden left the White House with President [[Barack Obama]] in 2017, Chris’s grasp on [[reality]] has weakened to a point where his [[CWCville|make-believe city]] in northern Virginia has expanded to include entire [[dimensions]], and his belief that [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|his characters]] [[imaginary friends|actually exist]] has ballooned into something called the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Chris even believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will succeed Biden as president after the Merge, going as far as to claim that he actually intended to vote for her.<ref>[[Chris and politics#2020]]</ref><ref>[[November 2020 social media posts##LisaSimpson2020|November 2020 social media posts, section #LisaSimpson2020]]</ref>

Although Chris [[November 2020 social media posts#Pmurt|welcomed]] the fact that Donald Trump did not get re-elected, Chris’s continued efforts to avoid reality entirely means that unless Biden can bring fictional characters to life à la ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' (or at least give Chris [[Chris and his ego|''everything'' that he wants]]), Biden was more or less be an inoffensive extra in Chris's world, like what happened to [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself after [[Sonichu 1|Issue 1]].

In [[October 2021]], Chris [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|wrote]] to Kenneth Engelhardt, begging him to "contact the local Virginia Governer(s) [sic] of Ruckersville and Charlottesville, VA, as well as President Biden, and get me, Christine's Body, as well as Christine herself obviously, a FULL PARDON to get me out of this Jail and mess, Please."<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref>

Curiously, Chris did not comment on Joe Biden's VP, Kamala Harris, given that the Biden administration gave a woman of color the second-most-powerful position in the entire country for the first time in history. This is in spite of his support for Hillary Clinton in 2016, which was mostly conditional support since 1. she was a woman running for the office, and he felt that the nation needed "a woman's touch" rather than backing any specific policy she proposed and 2. she was not Donald Trump. Chris's silence on Harris's role in government generally reflects his apathy toward politics since beginning his [[messiah complex]] delusions.

==See also==
* [[Chris and politics]]

==References==
<references/>

==External links==

*[https://buildbackbetter.gov/ Biden-Harris Transition Website]
*[https://wh.gov/ Biden-Harris White House Website]

{{People}}

[[Category:Politics]]

Jail Saga

2022-08-06T09:08:36Z

Foobar: Grammar

:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga stemming from Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ a Kiwi Farms thread here].''
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless and stayed at the Richmond Regency Inn in the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Orbiter Wave#Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, despite Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest and was cooperative with the police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, which is on the table since his case is being presented to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}. Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail and is awaiting trial for the charge of incest as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]] and [[February 2022]] resulted in continuances; his next court date was 28 [[July 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate2>{{Cite farms|thread=112013|title=2/3/22 - Hearing speculation thread}}</ref>

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact with the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution, as he was deemed incompetent to stand trial. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail,<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> having been restored as competent to stand trial.

In July 2022, the last hearing within the J&DR court's jurisdiction occurred, and the case was sent to a Grand Jury.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|left|300px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|300px|thumb|right|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Being upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and feeling betrayed that Chris lied to him to try to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[The WCT]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to The WCT - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

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| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = EqVo6ADqvgA
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
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}}

===Transcript===
'''NOTE''': This transcript begins around 2:24:54, shortly after Ralph changes the perspective on his phone camera.

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background, while we see the inside of Ethan Ralph's car.]''

'''Ralph''': You guys can't see this, but...

'''Girl''': They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit! Oh ''shit''--

''[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a girl coming out with her phone to also film the events'']

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''': ''(yelling) To the trolls and anybody else on the internet, do not record this!''

'''Ralph''': ''(yelling)'' CHRIS-CHAN, ''WHAT'S UP?!'' Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To Girl) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.

'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''Girl in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': ...we just got the footage, Jesse PS was riding up over here!

''[End of relevant footage.]''
}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Chris Chan Calls Sonichu In Jail.jpg|thumb|left|250px|{{w|Spec Ops: The Line|"None of this would've happened if you just ''stopped''."}}]]
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a {{w|Fox News}} segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned David Heilberg to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home,” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
}}</ref>

Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten any weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws offensive comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18 [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April. The 28 [[July 2022]] court hearing took place without a continuance, four days short of the one-year anniversary of his arrest,<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11138163}}</ref> which resulted in the case being presented to a Grand Jury.

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|200px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 February 2022, the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref><ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 113715
|post = 11292959
|title = Chris transferred to another facility
|user = Turbocuck
|wayback = 20220302065944
}}</ref> Details regarding the circumstances that led to this are not known, but Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.]]
Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-31#post-11335917 Kiwi Farms post regarding Chris's record]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 [[May 2022]]. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a second [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occurring shortly before, likely from [[Chris and anger|a violent outburst or other such altercation]] with the orderlies.<ref name=1jun></ref>

=== Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury ===

{{Misinfo|Chris was sent to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}, not a trial. At this point his sentence has not been determined.}}

Chris's fourth court appearance was scheduled for 10:00AM EDT on 28 [[July 2022]]<ref>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002207497098105012/1002207619286577203/2022-07-28_06-31-26.mov</ref> as revealed by a call from an anonymous Discord user to the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court. It has to be noted that the courthouse gave this information freely and without asking any further questions about the inquiry.

[[Kenneth Engelhardt]] had confirmed that Chris has been sent to a <abbr title="A jury of peers, larger than a regular jury, who determine if someone is competent to stand trial, or if the state currently has enough evidence to charge them with a felony. The grand jury does not determine someone's innocence or guilt.">grand jury</abbr> for potential felony charges.

{{quoteboxonion|I just called the Clerk of Court for Greene County regarding CWC. Yes it is verified this is going before a grand jury on felony charges.}}

Chris's grand jury hearing is expected to occur on 8 August 2022.

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=== Looking forward ===
Exactly what is next for Chris will be heavily influenced by the outcome of the legal processes involved. Son-mother incest is a Class 5 felony in Virginia.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-366/</ref> Class 5 is a wobbler felony which can either remain as a felony or be downgraded to a misdemeanor.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter1/section18.2-10/</ref><ref>https://www.silislaw.com/blog/2014/april/virginia-criminal-law-basics-felonies/</ref> With his charge imminent to be upgraded to a felony, he could be facing a [[Kick the autistic|much longer sentence]]; the maximum sentence for felony incest is 10 years, and the maximum sentence for rape is life, with the possibility of [[28 October 2011|other]] [[26 December 2014|charges]] stacking on top of it, adding additional years to his sentencing. If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated, Chris will be placed on the [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking ahead|sex offender registry]] for a minimum of fifteen years when (or if) he gets out.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref> In addition, if Chris is charged with a felony, his subsequent legal proceedings must be open to the public.

Many observers have suspected that Chris' lawyer attempted to get him to take up a plea deal with a year of time served, but that Chris rejected such a deal, possibly out of the belief that he would still be saved by the Dimensional Merge, or at the very least think he'll be found not guilty [[Honor Roll|despite effectively confessing to the act of incest multiple times]] in both the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]].

Another possibility is that Chris has taken a plea deal and that the terms of the deal include a felony conviction. This would allow Chris to be released on a suspended sentence plus time served, with the threat of prison time should he violate the conditions of his release. If Chris were released with a misdemeanor conviction, the prosecution would not be able to attach any conditions to his release because he has already served the full time for his offense.

Further complicating matters is that as early as [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]), even claiming that Bella confessed to fabricating information during the call without any clarification whatsoever.<ref name=1jun></ref> Needless to say, if Chris were to intentionally give false statements in a court of law, it would be digging a deeper hole for him, given existing evidence.

If Barb consented to sex or even made the first move (which would be consistent with [[Barbara Chandler#Intimate behavior|Barb's long-known uncomfortably touchy-feely behavior around Chris]]), she could be charged as a willing accomplice, and will most certainly need to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|vacate]] her home in the event of a conviction. However, if she did not or could not consent, Chris could be facing a potential rape charge which, in the worst case, could net him a life sentence. Whether or not he will be allowed to take up parole will be up to the State of Virginia to decide, given the severity of such charges. However, Chris alleges that Heilberg told him that Barbara was never questioned about her involvement in the incest on account of her old age and "falling mentality".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

==Charge==
On 29 [[July 2022]], Greene County Circuit Court posted information relating to Chris's case. Chris's case number is CR22000141-00 and the offense is 18.2-366 (written in the software as "Incest w/own child"), a Class 5 felony. The information also provides official confirmation that Chris had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]] earlier in the year. It also notes that David Heilberg had sent a letter to Chris before the last hearing. Note that the dates aren't accurately reflected, as the records weren't public until July 29. Future pleadings and orders regarding Chris will presumably be dated accurately and have all boxes filled in.

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==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Congratulations Chris Chan, Animatic with Voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FZlxWjymXso}}
| stardate = 5 [[May 2022]]
| maker = nathanwagnervo
| subject = Animatic
| info = Sonichu musically telling off Chris for ruining his own life.

}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Law}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

BABSCon

2022-08-06T09:05:51Z

Foobar: /* 2020 */

{{quote|Unfortunately, thanks to the ongoing [[COVID-19]] pandemic, we have to delay BABSCon once more.|BABSCon, 11:00 am, on 29 December 2020.<ref>https://twitter.com/BABSCon/status/1343995362185502723 (Archive https://archive.fo/ok2Ks)</ref>}}

{{quote|The [[Merge]] is on.|Chris [[coping]] on Twitter, 11:45 am.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344006709606555648 (Archive https://archive.fo/WvUzK)</ref>}}

'''BABSCon''' (Bay Area Brony Spectacular Convention) is a [[My Little Pony]] [[convention]] held every spring in Burlingame, California, near San Francisco. Chris has shown interest in attending this event, possibly to fill the void left by the ending of [[BronyCon]] in 2019. He also planned to sell his [[TSSSF]] cards with BABSCon vendors, a truly exciting prospect.<ref>[[October_2019_social_media_posts#Patreon_Post:_To_Everyone]]</ref> He even planned to sell promotional cards only available at BABSCon.<ref>[[October_2019_social_media_posts#Promo_cards]]</ref> The cancellation of the 2020 event due to the [[COVID-19]] pandemic had a significant impact on Chris, [[Spirit possession|who became "possessed" by Sonichu]] as a result of a supposed [[Dimensions|"body swap" between the Chris of this dimension and Sonichu in his fictional universe]], a fantasy that Chris committed to for nearly an entire year, before stopping in early 2021. The 2021 convention was canceled as well due to COVID-19, further propelling Chris into his world of delusions.

With his recent arrest for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], however, Chris ultimately missed out on 2022's BABSCon, and it is very likely that he will be [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Looking_ahead|denied entry]] into any subsequent BABSCons if/when he ever gets out of jail.

==Begging==
'''2017:'''
When BABSCon offered on [[Twitter]] to let people in for free by volunteering, Chris asked BABSCon to pay for the gas to drive to California [[ego#Entitlement|on top of it]].<ref>[[2017_tweets#Requesting_gas_money_for_cross-country_trip]]</ref>

'''2020:'''
Since, of course, Chris would have to pay for travel, accommodation, and tickets, he needed a way to accumulate some wealth without saving, since he needed to keep spending his [[tugboat]] on toys and [[debt|interest]], he took to e-begging on Twitter, on which he estimated that he would require $2,000-$3,000, claiming it was [[ego|fated]] that he would go.<ref>[[September_2019_social_media_posts#Yet_another_brony_convention]]</ref> One of Chris' loyal subjects [[Aly Hirschberg]] decided to start a fundraiser<ref>[[October_2019_social_media_posts#Fundraiser_for_BABSCon]]</ref> to help fate out a little bit. Though, unfortunately, it would seem that once again Chris' begging was ill-meaning since Chris had said on Discord<ref>[[Discord#BABScon_plans]]</ref> that he already had organized tickets and accommodations, so the $2,000-$3,000 was actually for toys and video games.

==Cancellations==
===2020===
Unfortunately, BABSCon did not take place in 2020, due to the ongoing COVID pandemic.<ref>https://www.babscon.com/2020/news/post/babscon-2020-canceled</ref> This somewhat threw Chris's [[Wikipedia:Precognition|precognition]] powers into question, as fate was not permitting him to go. Chris was initially very upset about this, and had a [[March_2020_social_media_posts#Chris_finally_weighs_in_on_the_coronavirus_pandemic|rant]] on [[Twitter]], explaining how the pandemic is actually just a form of C-197 eugenic culling on 1218 before the merge and would be over in one or two weeks, making the cancellation of BABSCon quite silly indeed. Unfortunately, Chris's precognition failed again. (Anyone would think he's not actually a Goddess.) So unfortunately COVID-19 continued to affect the world.

Luckily, just a CWC trip through your nearest portal will take you to BABSCon in C-197. Which went off without a hitch, due to [[COVID]] having been cured already over there. It's a shame they don't share the cure with us, but they're too busy having fun and horsing around at BABSCon 2020. Chris, in fact, spent a while in CWCville to go to BABSCon, during which [[Chris and coping#Roleplaying|Sonichu inhabited Chris' body]]. This also had the added benefit of making Chris able to answer and enact our prayers to him since he was in C-197 with his powers.<ref>[[April_2020_social_media_posts#Chris_body_swaps_with_Sonichu_to_cope_with_missing_BABScon]]</ref>

In 2020 they ran BABSCon Online - an interactive BABSCon experience on Discord, with panels and gaming tournaments, and music concerts all designed to get those bronies around the world to lift their mane-donned heads from mourning and get to "[[Freestyle_Dance_With_Me,_For_Our_World!|rump-shaking]]". They even had voice actors Claire Corlett, Peter New, Brian Drummond, and Sunni Westbrook hamming up cold-readings of people's comedic submissions.

Chris, was seemingly ungrateful for their effort, pointing out that meeting in person would have been a better idea. With that useful insight, however, he does thank the team, if in a somewhat weak way.<ref>[[May_2020_social_media_posts#BABScon_is_online]]</ref>

===2021===

In the wake of the 2020 cancellation, the BABSCon team started preparing for and announcing BABSCon 2021, which was to take place from the 2nd to the 4th of [[April 2021]]. On 29 [[December 2020]] they announced that they would postpone one more time to 2022. Forty-five minutes after their announcement, Chris [[coped]] with the [[Dimensional Merge]], relaunching and announcing it is underway again.

An online BABSCon 2021 took place between the 29th and 30th of May.<ref>https://twitter.com/BABSCon/status/1371627317609517056 (Archive https://archive.is/J6TRY)</ref> Chris did not make any comment regarding the convention.

==Launch==
===2022===

BABSCon took place on 15-17 [[April 2022]]; Chris was unable to attend as he is currently preoccupied with "[[Jail Saga|other matters]]".

==References==
<references />

[[Category:Conventions]]

Chris and manipulation

2022-08-01T16:36:18Z

Foobar: /* General Short-sightedness */

{{quote|For every trolling saga, there was a bunch of stuff happening in the background. [Chris's] reactions on youtube were highly inflated by troll girlfriends whispering shit to him behind the scenes. "Oh Chris, you're not just going to take that, are you? Chris, I need a man who can stand up for himself, not just a little wuss..." It takes quite a bit to whip Chris up into a frenzy. And it's hard to keep it going.|[[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on how trolls manipulated Chris into performing in many of his rage videos.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-5-chris-and-chrissy.10627/page-6#post-822127</ref>}}

{{quote|something like 90% of what got Chris to make the videos he did was never made public.|The Man in the Pickle Suit<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/official-decision-regarding-gender-and-chris-gender-discussion-megathread.6283/post-5067791 (Archive: https://archive.fo/5HTxq</ref>}}

[[File:TheChrisChanShow.png|300px|thumb|A sneak peek of ''The Chris-Chan Show''.]]

'''Manipulation''' is a psychological tactic aimed at taking advantage of someone in order for them to perform a specific action. This has been a key technique used by Chris's [[trolls]], his [[enablers]], and his [[mother]].

==Behind the scenes of trolling==
{{quote|Trolling is necessary for Chris to be as funny as everyone expects him to be. People don't like to hear this because they want to believe Chris is a crazy, three ring circus of fun, 24/7. But he's really not. He's got his moments, but he's a phenomenon that needs to be curated if you want to experience the old school trolling days.|The Man in the Pickle Suit<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-3601927</ref>}}

One of Chris's former trolls, [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]], has often posted on [[Kiwi Farms]] describing how trolls manipulated Chris behind the scenes. Hundreds of hours worth of calls between Chris and the trolls took place - much of it never released.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-never-ceases-to-amaze-you-about-chris.14928/post-1143244</ref> Information was also omitted on the [[CWCki]], which several trolls were members of, to paint a funnier picture of Chris; a side-effect of which has created a skewed impression of him to fans. Trolls would intentionally obscure their true identities, even from each other, and many would even change core details to further confuse those who seek to [[dox]] them. For example, [[Clyde Cash]] was originally meant to be a plain-but-successful Asian American guy, but this image was later replaced with a ''guido'' stereotype, and everyone went along with it.

In the background calls, people would plant ideas in Chris's head and goad him into making videos. One such example is [[Twin Falling Towers]], a 2009 video in which Chris invoked the 9/11 tragedy to diss Clyde Cash. The Man in the Pickle Suit described how the trolls talked to Chris behind the scenes to get him to make the video as:

{{quoteboxgreen|be sure to mention that you think he's weak! call him weak, like some sort of big disaster, like a bridge collapsing. ooh, or compare him to 9/11! that'll embarrass him!<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/idea-guy-joshua-wise-manipulating-the-intellecutally-disabled-for-fun-megathread.37132/post-2831215</ref>}}

For a decade or so, people assumed he came up with the 9/11 video on his own volition, painting an image of an [[USA|unpatriotic]] ingrate. It didn't help that his apology video involved photoshopping the Twin Towers into candles, basically depicting the buildings on fire. Whether this apology video was staged or not is unknown. Later, [[Kacey]]'s father brought up the video in the infamous [[Father Call]], claiming he had to dig his mother out of the towers' remains.

Other examples include [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers]], a set of videos in which Chris lambasted fan Sonichuizcool (trolls had planted the idea in his head that she was secretly a troll)<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-made-you-most-angry-at-chris.1638/page-4#post-100715</ref>; the [[Cwcsicle]] video in which he jammed his penis in the snow<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-if.662/post-281887</ref>; and the [[Liquid Chris]] saga (Chris originally didn't want to react to Liquid, but the trolls forced his hand with artificial reasons)<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2787176</ref>

Trolls also exploited their knowledge of Chris's psychology to goad him to get angry in his videos:

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris usually reacts to a specific stimulus, and has a short memory about those sorts of things. Like a goldfish. So in any video where Chris is specifically trying to act like Johnny Bravo, that was almost always in response to a request by us no older than 24 hours. We would hype Chris up about how he's being called a pussy, and how if he doesn't make a video soon, he'll lose the rights to Sonichu.<ref name=hype>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/24-julay-2016-taint-megathread.22839/post-1777477</ref>}}

The difference in style between videos produced by trolls and videos Chris records on his own initiative supports the point. Troll-produced videos tend to be short, succinct, and feature Chris making a fool of himself. Chris recording on his own tends to bore his audience by rambling about his own interests like toys or his fantasy world.

===The Truman Show===
[[File:16-17_08_11_Trollsome_scheming.jpg|thumb|[[Surfshack_Tito_(troll)|Surfshack Tito]] and another troll devise a new plan in which animators want to make a Sonichu cartoon in order to get him to write a script.]]
Chris's situation with the trolls has been compared to [[wikipedia:The Truman Show|The Truman Show]], a fictional film in which the main character is unaware he is living in a reality TV show. In Chris’s case, he has been manipulated by trolls for the sole purpose of making him into a circus act for people to laugh at.

Similar to how actors populate Truman's world, undercover trolls posed as Chris's friends for years. They controlled access to Chris - when one sweetheart saga ended, another potential sweetheart would contact Chris, and he would ask his "friends" to vet them. The undercover trolls would confirm to Chris that the sweetheart could be trusted, thus continuing the cycle of trolling.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-1927508</ref><ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-2923839</ref>

One such undercover troll is the woman behind [[Emily]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/post-1726713</ref> [[Kim Wilson]],<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/post-1736906</ref> and several other undisclosed personas. She lives locally to Chris and has met him in real life where she has gained his trust. Due to the severity of Chris's [[autism]], he has facial blindness, leaving him unable to recognize her face whenever she would meet him in town.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/post-1726756</ref> She then exploited this to trick Chris into believing he has multiple gal-pals he can trust when, in reality, all are played by a single undercover troll.

===Boiling frog fable===
In the years post-2011, Chris has become increasingly vulnerable to the concept of '[[wikipedia:creeping normality|creeping normality]]', often represented through the fable of the boiling frog, which states that by slowly heating a pot of water with a frog inside to a boil, the frog will not recognize itself being cooked alive, as opposed to immediately tossing it in the boiling water, in which case it would [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|quickly jump out]]. In a manner similar to the boiling frog, Chris is increasingly unable to recognize when he is the target of manipulation without being told outright by others that said manipulation has taken place. In 2018, the [[Idea Guys]] manipulated Chris in ways darker than had ever been attempted before, including systematically dismantling [[CWCVille|his imaginary world]] and [[Sonichu (species)|its cast]] [[Rosechu (species)|of characters]], engaging in criminal extortion against him, and accusing Chris of [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] if he didn't play along with them (see "Overview" section). Chris was gaslit to the point of completely believing everything the Idea Guys said to him.

While the efforts of the [[Guard Dogs]] minimally restored Chris's self-awareness to the point that he will level angry asides at the Idea Guys for their extortion in his videos, as demonstrated in those during the [[Soft Exile]] saga, Chris still wholeheartedly believes in modifications the Idea Guys made to both the Sonichu canon and real world aspects of Chris's life. He appears from the outside to be no longer able to discern this 'new normal' from that which came before it, thus being affected by creeping normality.

===Social engineering===
{{quote|Chris believes in crazy tv hacker stereotypes. That's why we always so easily told him we hacked into his phone or his email and blamed all our leaks on that. Our various troll girlfriends got away, scot-free.|The Man in the Pickle Suit<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/minor-victories-for-chris.2503/post-151544</ref>}}

Trolls exploit Chris's [[naive]] nature to gain access to his accounts in order to leak emails or videos. After gaining Chris's trust via an internet persona, they would ask for access to Chris' accounts and blame the resulting trolling on hackers. Chris would then change his password while simply handing the e-girlfriend/Sonichu character the new one since he still trusted them.

This practice came to a farcical head during the [[Teen Troon Squad]] saga, when the Squad and [[Guard Dogs]] factions engaged in a tug-of-war over Chris. The Squad would log into Chris's accounts and post "information" from [[Magi-Chan]] about the [[Dimensional Merge]], and the Guard Dogs, also having Chris's passwords, countered with their own "information" trying to lead Chris away from thinking about the Merge. This conflict caused confusion in Chris, who wanted to trust both sides.

===Blocking help===
[[Marvin]] explained how the [[Miscreants]] group of trolls had isolated Chris from help:

{{quoteboxgreen|White knights were subverted. Their messages blocked, deleted before Chris could see them. If they got through, trolls would leak their conversations with Chris and accuse the helper of being the culprit. Trolls had a vise-like grip on Chris and that only loosened when they willingly gave up when Bob died. [...]

But even if the conversation of who is or isn't a troll comes up with Chris, he's still not playing on level ground.

Someone accuses Julie of being a troll. Julie says she's not a troll. Who should Chris pick?

What if it's two people saying Julie's not a troll? Three? Four? Some of Chris' IRL friends saying she's not a troll? Almost every person in his life?

When people try to help Chris, he's not knowledgeably throwing that help away. He cannot identify help. There's a platter with 20 different options, and one of those options is help, the rest are people trying to fuck him over.

The numbers are not in Chris' favor.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/video-of-chris-at-lukass-house.51525/post-4134037</ref>}}

===Chris in-between the trolling===
{{quote|Without stimuli like the trolls [goading him to get angry], Chris just kind of fell back into his natural state: being a manchild, playing with toys, and wanting his heartsweet to take care of him.|The Man in the Pickle Suit<ref name=hype></ref>}}

Since his discovery by the internet in [[2007]], there have been times where activity fell to the point that Chris was temporarily without manipulation from trolls or enablers. Left to his own devices, Chris would drop off the internet and concentrate on the real world instead.

{{quote|We held him online. If someone's not actively compelling Chris to do stupid stuff online, he slides off.|The Man in the Pickle Suit<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/search/2705605/?q=slides&c[users]=Marvin&o=relevance</ref>}}

[[File:Facebook post 9 June 2012.png|thumb|200px|Chris experiencing anxiety and paranoia nearly a year after the classic troll conspirators released him from his Truman Show experience.]]

An example of this can be seen in Chris's internet activity following his [[father]]'s death. At that point, the classic troll cabal voluntarily relinquished their control over Chris to allow him to grieve. As a direct result, Chris stopped recording wacky videos online (hence the abrupt end of the [[Calling Out]] saga).

The troll experience has left Chris with lingering suspicion and paranoia as to the motives of others, and he has occasionally posted on social media channels about how he suspects people offline of being trolls, albeit without any real evidence. Chris gradually socialized in the real world again, such as hanging out at the [[Impulse Gay Social Club]] and with his [[Pokémon League friends]], although this respite was interspersed with the beginning of modern trolls such as [[Catherine]] and the [[Lady Managers]] who, again, manipulated Chris back into his Truman Show existence.

The [[Business]], [[Financhu Crisis]], and [[Idea Guys]] sagas were a paradigm shift from Chris's tendency to slide offline without troll influence to a new Chris, increasingly online by his own volition.

== Manipulators at War: Sockness and Co. vs. the Watchmen ==
During the latter half of 2019, tensions between Chris's [[enablers]] and manipulators came to a head, especially as [[Jacob Sockness]], one of Chris's principal manipulators at the time, was attempting to close his jaws firmly around Chris's imaginary world and even worm his way into a physical relationship. Sockness and his ilk came under fire from the [[Watchmen]]. In a futile attempt to gain control over the situation, Sockness and his key allies attempted to manipulate Chris into believing that MKR and the other Watchmen were against him, and were enemies of the supposed prophecy Sockness claimed would take place if he were to meet Chris in person. As Sockness attempted to mastermind this plan, he even ended up getting into conflict with Chris-themed YouTubers and observers such as GiBi and Dillin Thomas, attempting to silence their coverage of the growing shitstorm.

Ultimately, Sockness's plan completely backfired; Chris being Chris, he believed that the Watchmen were his friends, and, torn between who to believe, chose to rebuke Sockness for this attempt to turn his supposed friends against him, in a rare moment of clarity not commonly seen since the arrival of the Idea Guys the year prior.

==Chris's mother==
[[Barb]] is often blamed for being Chris’s original and most persistent [[enabler]], and it is likely that her coddling gave Chris his puerile and egocentric attitude. She is also deemed by Christorians to be the one responsible for Chris constantly taking orders from random strangers without giving it a second thought. In the past, some of Barb's attempts at controlling Chris were nothing short of outright emotional abuse. Examples include threatening to lock Chris out of the house and leave him homeless if he dared travel further than a few miles out of town after the [[Ohio Trip]], as well as feigning cardiac arrest to bring Chris into line, terrifying him to the point of calling 911 on several occasions.<ref>Comments from Marvin on Kiwi Farms, gone when the site was taken down.</ref>

Perhaps the most notable incident involving this sort of manipulation took place in 2011; Chris had planned to visit that year's [[MAGfest]] convention, but realized that he didn't have enough of his [[Monthly Tugboat]] left to afford a hotel room, so he instead opted to sleep in his car. After informing his parents of his plans, Barb gaslit him into backpedalling, firstly by claiming he could be at risk from a combination of criminals and cold temperatures, then by again threatening to leave him homeless, and finally by implying that she would [[Chris and Death|commit suicide]] if Chris went to the convention. A distraught Chris cancelled his plans, and received only further guilt tripping (and a [[Video games|video game]]) as consolation.<ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3#Borb vs MAGfest]]</ref>

==Manipulation techniques==
{{Protip|The methods listed here are for documenting common techniques used by trolls. Do not attempt any of these.}}
As shown above, after gaining Chris's trust, it isn’t particularly difficult to get him to do many things he wouldn't normally do. There is a three step process that most trolls and enablers use:

#'''Appeasement''': Give Chris an offer for something he’d really want or feed into Chris’s beliefs.
#'''Instructions''': Provide Chris with over-the-top steps he can take to take the offer or so that he can roleplay with you.
#'''Betrayal''': Watch him do it, and betray him. Then watch the result of said betrayal. Rinse, Dry, and Repeat.

As an example, Chris’s history of being manipulated began with him being tricked into crawling into a tight space by childhood friend [[Sarah Hammer]] when she told him that she found Casper the Friendly Ghost there. Sarah simply noticed that Chris had a fascination with cartoon characters being real, and knew this was the perfect opportunity to give Chris the offer of meeting him in person ('''Appeasement'''). She then told him that he could see Casper if he crawled into the hole ('''Instructions'''). Finally, she locked him in, and began watching the events that would follow ('''Betrayal''').

During the [[Saga|Classic Era]], this technique would be used by many trolls, such as [[Blanca Weiss]], [[Clyde Cash]], [[Liquid Chris]], and even [[Shigeru Miyamoto|a bunch of trolls posing as Nintendo Staff]]. In the case of Blanca, the trolls behind the pseudonym simply realized that Chris really wanted a significant other to complete his [[Love Quest]] and finally get some [[china]], so they used Chris's desperate pleas to complete this mission to obtain his medallions ('''Appeasement'''). Afterwards, they insisted that Chris give them the medallion if he wanted Blanca for himself ('''Instructions'''). Finally, they destroy the medallion in many ways, from cutting it with a knife and hitting it with a hammer, to setting it on fire and submerging the broken pieces into a jar of pickles ('''Betrayal''').

The most illegal and life-changing use of this technique to date is from Chris's most infamous enablers, the [[Idea Guys]]. After a long string of supernatural beliefs and creepy behaviors being displayed from Chris during his comeback, a troll by the name of Joshua Wise noticed his complete lack of self-awareness, and wanted to see how deep the rabbit hole would go. Wise would then appeal to many of Chris's fantasies by roleplaying as several of his characters ('''Appeasement'''). Afterwards, he tasked him to do a number of nonsensical tasks such as having him lick a drawing of Magi-chain's penis on a wall, and having him destroy a Christmas tree, telling him it was Nazi merchandise ('''Instructions'''). The Betrayal part of this would come from the proposed humiliation that Chris would subject himself to. Even after he was doxxed and shut down for a while, he (along with several others), would use this technique repeatedly until they went as far as extorting large sums of money from him and falsely reporting him to the FBI for being a pedophile, among other things ('''Betrayal''').

A less common means that people have found to manipulate him is through this same process but in reverse. This method is a favorite among his mother.

#'''Threats''': Tell Chris that if he does or does not do something, you will do something undesirable that will happen to him.
#'''Instructions''': Tell him that, in order to prevent the undesirable thing from happening, he has to cancel all plans and instead take part of someone else's whims.
#'''Betrayal/Reward''': Reward him for doing what he has been told to further strengthen his trust for you. Or, you can just betray him anyway. Rinse, Dry, and Repeat.

===Validation===
Some manipulation involves giving Chris validation over his pre-existing feelings and beliefs, which influences him further. Examples include the unknown enabler who told him to get in touch with his feminine side and influenced him into identifying as a [[tomgirl]]; the [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]] videos, and the people who commented in them, who influenced Chris into [[Self-inflicted taint wound|believing his taint was transforming into a vagina]]; and the [[Idea Guys]], who exploited his beliefs about alternate [[dimensions]] in order to influence and shape those beliefs further, culminating in Chris's pseudo-religious belief over the [[Dimensional Merge]].

==Reasons why Chris is so gullible==
===Mental Deficiencies===
A common aspect of [[autism]] spectrum conditions is an increased level of gullibility; those on the spectrum are often more openly trusting of others, willing to put aside suspicion to follow what someone says, even in situations which could put them at risk. Chris also appears to have some degree of both [[wikipedia:Prosopagnosia|face blindness]] and [[wikipedia:Phonagnosia|difficulty recognizing voices]], which are also common (though not universal) autism symptoms.

Chris has been fooled by numerous personas operated by the same person; an example of this is Chris wholeheartedly believing the person behind [[Jack Thaddeus]] in the [[Calling out]] Saga to be Ahuviya Harel (ADF), even though the two neither sounded nor looked alike, as well as Chris believing [[Kim Wilson]] to be a different person from [[Emily]], even though the latter presented herself to Chris as the former on several occasions, even in face to face meetings where Chris should have been able to tell the difference had he not been experiencing this impaired recognition. Furthermore, [[Julie]] was a 13-year-old boy using an obvious falsetto voice, yet Chris believed "her" to sound 100% female, even when [[BlueSpike|the actor]] forgot to mask his voice.

===Enablers & Lack of Independence===
Chris isn't very independent. He relies on the [[tugboat|government]] and his [[Barb|mother]] to pay the bills, and still ends up in [[debt]]. While he has made [[Pokémon League friends|real-life friends]] in the past, the [[Idea Guys]] saga led him to alienate them in mid-[[2018]]. Nowadays, he prefers to surround himself with online [[enablers]] who play into his every escapist fantasy, in turn gaining his trust. Chris's dependence on other people, especially his enablers, has actually made him more susceptible to being manipulated, as all of his trust is simply put into them without any second thoughts. He is also highly susceptible to peer pressure and fitting in with others' opinions.

Chris’s gullible, overly trusting nature and desire for contact means that he has often been drawn to consider others friends, even if they’re acquaintances at best or simply attempting to get close for malicious reasons at worst. Even though he would often curse and even wish death on trolls, in recorded voice chats with them he would often appear to be quite receptive and active in such conversations, as long as the others did not cross the “Hurtful Truth Level”, in which case he would become hostile in return. From an outside perspective, Chris’s isolation has also resulted in making him vulnerable to manipulation techniques as a result of his attempts at seeking out people beyond the hoard-choked halls of [[14BC]].

===Lack of Self-Awareness===
Chris lacks self-awareness and a sense of boundaries, whether for himself or for others. He has no filter, a trait which he calls [[Honest Content|honesty]]. He will tell you embarrassing, private matters when you first meet him, including his former [[virgin]]ity, his story about how pinkeye gave him [[heterochromia|differently-colored eyes]], and even his tendency to [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|soil himself]]. Once someone gains his trust, he will reveal even more personal information, most of which an average person wouldn't even reveal to a psychologist. Trolls collate the information and leak it to the general public, where it ends up on [[Kiwi Farms|forums]], YouTube videos, and this fine Wiki.

This lack of self-awareness may also be another symptom of his autism. Usually, this manifests as generally innocuous things, like being unable to regulate the volume of one's voice to match the social setting, or being unable to recognize non-verbal social cues when communicating with other people. In more severe cases like Chris however, his lack of social awareness can come across as [[Megan emails, Jan-July 2007|tone-deaf]] at best, or [[Megan emails, 2008|a threat to one's safety]] at worst. Normally, this lack of self-awareness in a social sense can be minimized or outright "cured" with the proper resources (e.g. special education and the right therapist), [[Chris and mental healthcare|but we all know how that turned out]].

===His Self-Entitlement===

Another massive flaw that makes Chris easy to manipulate is his [[Chris and his Ego|egotism]] and resulting entitlement, so long as he takes a procedure or simply whines about it long enough. Many of the cases where he had been manipulated involved the manipulator noticing this fundamental character flaw, and therefore bribing him with gifts and promises of self-fulfillment. The bribes could be anything from promises of romance to a [[Miyamoto|video game publishing deal]] – as long as it's something Chris wants, trolls will use it as bait. However, this also has a tendency to backfire, as Chris always believes he is entitled to more, and will take a gift and then turn around and ask for another.

===General Short-sightedness===

Chris repeatedly falls victim to the SuperStraight effect, where someone will provide a quick rebuttal to a point and lose ground to the wider argument. In SuperStraight's case they inadvertently corroborated the claims that trans women are women by creating a separate sexuality than straight for those who aren't attracted to them. Likewise, Chris will regularly talk himself into various corners by agreeing to various outlandish claims merely because he was pressured to accept certain points as fact to continue the conversation. This is how you can get him to finally admit Liquid's [[Honest content | TRUE and honest]] name really is "Chris" and not "Jeff", then "[[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]", then "Christian Weston Chandler" (but he was given that name and not renamed by an [[Christopher's name change | animatronic bear]]), and so on theoretically forever.

==See Also==
*[[Enablers]]
*[[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris]]
*[[Trolls]]

==References==
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PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!

2022-07-31T16:13:39Z

Foobar: /* Transcript */

{{AbsentChris}}

'''PVCC NEW info: on Chris and Barbara spoon eachother!''' [sic] is a video uploaded to [[YouTube]] by [[The Man in the Pickle Suit]] on 4 [[October 2010]]. In it, [[Kim Wilson|Kim]] and another individual discuss [[Chris]]'s spooning habits with his mother, [[Barbara Chandler]]. Kim also describes how Chris once had a wet [[dream]] about Barbara. Chris's dream is described as Barbara being an Egyptian belly dancer.

New attention was brought to the audio during summer [[2021]], not long after Chris was [[Jail Saga|arrested]] for engaging in [[Affair with Mother|incestuous acts with his own mother]]; many Christorians have noted how disturbing this recording is in hindsight.

==Audio==
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| Stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
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===Transcript===
'''Kim:''' It is recording.

'''Unidentified party 1:''' Okay, here we go. Alright.

'''Kim:''' So Chris being Chris y'know, [[Honest Content|telling the truth all the time]], he's admitted that he and his mother spoon on his bed frequently.

'''Unidentified party 1:''' [''audible disgust'']

'''Unidentified party 2:''' Why?

'''Kim:''' And, uh, Chris has said also that he's had a [[dream]] about [[Barb]]. And, in this dream, Barb is an [[Wikipedia:Raqs sharqi|Egyptian belly dancer]].

'''Unidentified party 2:''' [''audible gasp'']

'''Unidentified party 1:''' [''Laughter''] Oh no.

'''Unidentified party 2:''' Keep going, keep going!

'''Unidentified party 1:''' Okay, go, go.

'''Kim:''' At one point I had [[Friend zone|friend-zoned]] him, saying y'know, "Chris, we're only friends" and all that, "I would never sleep with you, I would never date you", yadda-yadda-yadda. He couldn't accept this so he asked me if, if me and him were the last people on earth, if I would sleep with him to repopulate the earth. Of course I said no. And, uh, and so I decided - well "Chris, what if you and your mom were the last people on earth, would you sleep with her?" He got quiet, and then denied that he wouldn't, but whenever Chris pauses when you ask him a question it usually means he's thinking of a lie. [''Long pause''] And that's - that's all I can think of right now.

[''Crosstalk from Unidentified party 1 and 2'']

'''Unidentified party 1:''' Once upon a time, like the first call before he talks about the belly dancer and everyone, and to recite this again for prosperity moment, he said that he dreamed about sex with his mother and nutted the bed.

[''Crosstalk from Kim and unidentified party 2'']

'''Kim:''' Oh yeah!

'''Unidentified party 2:''' [''audible laughter'']

'''Unidentified party 3(?):''' I uh, I quit the internet.

'''Unidentified party 1 or 2:''' [''audible laughter'']

'''Unidentified party 3:''' I am done [[troll]]ing on [[YouTube]], thank you, you've been a great...

'''Kim:''' [''Interrupts unidentified party 3'']: I mean it ís... I mean it is, it is bad enough when he tells his mom when he's gonna, y'know, go masturbate but, spooning on the bed.

'''Unidentified party 3:''' Spooning.

'''Unidentified party 1:''' [''Doing a Chris impression''] Come and be my [[Ivy]] pillow!

'''Unidentified party 2:''' Who is, who is the little spoon and who is the big spoon?

'''Kim:''' [''audible laughter'']

'''Unidentified party 3:''' Uh, he also tried uh, Y'know, [???]

'''Kim:''' Oh yeah, he went...

'''Unidentified party 3:''' [???] and you said: fuck no! And you wonder where all that rage came from. don't you fucking name me after that doll! Asshole!

'''Kim:''' I mean my real name is Kim, and, he was like, he sent me an E-mail asking if it was okay for him to call me [[Kimmy]], and I was like nooo, definitely not, no.

'''Unidentified party 1:''' [''Doing a Chris impression''] But could I [touch???] my mama's fat belly, Kimmy?

'''Kim:''' [''Giggles'']

'''Unidentified party 2:''' Okay back then there used to be a character that he made, Logan, me, that pretty much countered and made sure that the friend-zone actually stayed. But in order to get more control of Chris we wanted to basically drop him, drop me out of the picture so that way he felt more secure by [???].

'''Unidentified party 1:''' So basically you did exactly what Ricky and [[Blanca]] did?

'''Unidentified party 2:''' Yes, that's where I pretty much got the whole strategy from... so yeah homage to you guys, right? So that was pretty much what we had to do right there because we wanted to protect Kim being just another fucking GF. Because that, Y'know, that, those were getting pretentious. Okay, you can stop recording, Finny.

{{EmilySaga}}

Fan visits

2022-07-30T20:10:38Z

Foobar: /* Transcript */

{{Protip|If you're thinking about taking a trip to personally check on Barb after [[Affair with Mother|what's happened]], then don't. She has been through enough in the past few months as it is, and she is probably better off being left alone.}}

In recent years, Chris and/or Barb have occasionally been '''visited by fans''' at their [[14 Branchland Court|house]].

==Joey Vance==
[[File:JvanceandChris.jpg|thumb|250px|Chris with Joey (far left) and his brother.]]

On 18 [[October 2019]], '''Joey Vance''' and his older brother visited [[Sonichu Headquarters]] to meet Chris. Their accounts were posted on Reddit in r/ChrisChanSonichu the next day.<ref>[https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/dk6ttx/look_who_i_met_the_other_day_im_in_the_back_lol/ Original Post] ([http://archive.li/ZznCn Archive])</ref>

The two brothers were initially visiting [[Charlottesville]] and since [[Ruckersville]] just happens to be in their way, Joey decided to make the most of their time together to personally visit Chris. The overall visit was described as a calm experience between the two parties, with the older brother (known by his Reddit handle xv5qx) even giving a [[Sonic]] toy as a "peace offering". One interesting note Joey mentioned is the fact that Chris smells of [[weed]]. Whether the musk is the result of his usual poor [[Chris_and_health#Hygiene|hygiene]] or his new [[Teen Troon Squad|drug habit]] is still up for debate.

===Audio===
Joey also recorded conversations regarding [[Jacob Sockness]].
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Chat with Christine Weston Chandler/Chris Chan
| ytid = HGXar9jLaq0
| stardate = 19 [[October 2019]]
| maker = Joey Vance 2
| previous = [[ChrisReleasesAStatementRegardingJacobSockness‎‎]]
| next = [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire]]
| subject = {{Jacob|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[A [[Clover and Snoopy|dog]] is heard whining eerily throughout the video]

'''Chris''': [Faintly] Hello?

'''Joey's Brother''': Hey, are you Christian Chandler?

'''Chris''': Yes...

'''Joey's Brother''': We live in the area- sorry to bother you- we've been fans for a few years and stuff and...

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Joey's Brother''': though we'd kinda give some gifts

'''Chris''': Oh, thank you.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': That's very nice.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah. Its nice to meet you dude.

'''Chris''': Yeah. It's nice to meet you both.

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah. Anyway, how have you been?

'''Chris''': I've been doing alright.

'''Joey's Brother''': That's cool.

'''Chris''': Ahh been doing very well, you knowsshh having to cope with [[Jacob_Sockness#Abortive_Virginia_trip|the events-]]

'''Joey's Brother''': Yeah, I- I heard about the- the situation with the guy, I'm sorry to hear about that.

'''Chris''': Well don't worry about that, it's all cool.

'''Joey's Brother''': We're all looking out for your best interests, and you definitely have our support so-

'''Chris''': Thank- [[Homos|I love your blue eyes.]]

'''Joey's Brother''': Oh, appreciate it. I you- [[Heterochromia|blue and green eyes]], they're really cool.

[Pause]

'''Joey's Brother''': That's awesome! Yeah. So, anyway, um is it cool if we get a selfie or something?

'''Chris''': Yeah-

==Aggravating Art==
[[File:Aggrevating ArtPhoto2.png|thumb|250px|Chris with Aggravating Art.]]
On 20 [[February 2021]], a Ruckersville local by the handle of '''Aggravating_Art_2982''', along with his older brother and his brother's girlfriend visited Chris and documented his experience on [[Reddit]]'s r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit.<ref>[https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/lojfvv/me_and_my_brother_met_chris_today_ask_away/ Original Post] ([https://archive.md/MFjjm Archive])</ref>

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===Video===
Aggravating Art also recorded a short video featuring Chris's wardrobe.
{{Infobox/video
| name = CHRIS CHAN DRIP OUT
| ytid = tQsTwz_Y_Vc
| stardate = 20 [[February 2021]]
| subject =
| style =
| shirt = Patriotic Muumuu
| saga =
| other =
| maker =
| previous = [[Sonichu reads and critiques a Fanfic by The Crimson Libertarian]]
| next = [[Chris Kisses Rosechu]]
}}

===Transcript===

[Laughing and dogs whining in the background]

Swag, dripped out baby! (higher pitch) Dripped out!

==Anon on /pol/==
On 28 [[June 2021]], an anonymous user on [[4chan]]'s /pol/ board visited 14 Branchlord Court to take pictures of the house and [[Son-chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|the Dodge Caravan]]. The user played the flute near [[Patti]]'s old doghouse and apparently saw Chris peeking through a window in the house.

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==hoov2002==
On 27 [[July 2021]], Reddit user hoov2002 visited Chris at 14 Branchland Court, and took two photos with him. Of note is how both of these images feature Chris wearing [[negligee]], which he claimed he had been wearing during some instances of his [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]].<ref>[[WCT DMs#Sexy negligee]]</ref> This visit was not publicly posted about until [[March 2022]], likely due to the fact that Chris' incest came to light just a day later.

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==Phillip Jeffries==
On 29 [[August 2021]], during the fallout of [[Affair with Mother|the incest incident]] and the [[Jail Saga#Arrest|August 2021 arrest]], a [[Kiwi Farms]] user called Phillip_Jeffries visited 14 Branchlord Court with a friend in order to see the condition of the aforementioned Dodge Caravan and [[Chandler cats|the cats]]. Phillip was able to confirm that the vehicle was back at the house, and that at least two cats, Baby and Sylvia, were still living at the residence. Most notably, it was also confirmed that Barbara had returned to the house and that the Caravan had been registered with replacement license plates.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-29-2021-barb-returned-to-14bc.99387/</ref>

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==Winfield Winfield==
{{See also|14 Branchland Court#September 2021}}
On 6 [[September 2021]], self-published horror author '''Winfield Winfield''' traveled over five hours to visit the house in a bizarre attempt to gain publicity for a novel he wrote, taking a video and photographs of the yard. The video provides an informative picture of the state of the house and property, which has become even more disastrous over the course of time and since the last time the state of the home's exterior was documented. Nonetheless, Winfield was widely denounced for committing the crime of trespassing and for [[Orbiter Wave|trying to piggyback off of the incest scandal]] in order to promote his book. He quickly removed the video, but not before it was archived.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Outdoor House Tour (September 6th, 2021)
| ytid = VJQ6xPfdj8M
| stardate = 7 [[September 2021]]
}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|

''[Video begins with a shot of Dylon's face.]''

'''Dylon''': Hi, everybody. Uh, my name is Winfield Winfield, I am the author of a horror novel, the start of a series, it's called "Cult of the Eclipse", so be sure to look for that online if you like ''Silent Hill'' kind of stuff, and you guys are not going to believe where I am. I am at...

''[Camera pans to show Son-Chu and the front of 14 Branchland Court.]''

'''Dylon''': ...Sonichu Headquarters! (chuckles) Oh man, I wanted to go ahead and see like what the house looked like, it was just a little road trip that I'm on.

''[Camera zooms in on Son-Chu.]''

'''Dylon''': I'm guessing that might be Barb's car here, uh, I wonder if those marks are from, uh, maybe [[28 October 2011|hitting Michael Snyder]], like who knows man. Okay...

''[Dylon walks to the side of the van, then looks inside the passenger-side window.]''

'''Dylon''': If, uh, you look really closely here...

''[Camera shifts to Dylon's face, then back.]''

'''Dylon''': ...you can see...there...is a bucket full of garbage, that's not shocking here...

''[He looks in the back of the van.]''

'''Dylon''': ...you got that going on in the back and whatever else. This unfortunately is not the Sonichu Car, I think everybody knows that it's stuck at that motel where [[Jail Saga#Arrest|Chris got arrested]] at, and the license plate's been stolen.

''[Camera zooms in on a "rejection" sticker from Virginia State Inspection on the front windshield.]''

'''Dylon''': Rejection...ooh, that doesn't look good. Okay...

''[Camera pans over the front of 14 BLC again.]''

'''Dylon''': Clearly nobody is here, so let's, uh, take a gander around here. Obviously, I can't go inside, but let's check out how it looks on the outside...we got a whole bunch of tall vegetation so far...

''[Camera looks at a tree in the front yard.]''

'''Dylon''': ...clearly hasn't cut the grass in a ''long'' time.

''[Camera pans to the road in front of the house.]''

'''Dylon''': Uh, trash cans are pretty empty, uh, I guess that means all the garbage is probably inside the house somewhere, but, uh, let's keep going. Go on a little outside tour...

''[Dylon starts walking around the house's right side.]''

'''Dylon''': You know, around the back is actually interesting, and I'll show you guys why in a minute.

''[Dylon enters the backyard, passing the bench and the house's back door.]''

'''Dylon''': Okay, got the bench, got a little trail leading to the back. Oh Jesus Christ, yeah, like right here, literally right here, you can actually like smell the [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|fucking BO]], like it, like right here, it smells like somebody hasn't showered in like three weeks, uh, I'm gonna put my short over my nose here.

''[Dylon looks up the stairs at the back walkway. A cat is sitting there.]''

'''Dylon''': There's a little [[Chandler cats|kitty]] up there, I don't know which cat that is or that's even the Chandler's cat for that matter.

''[Camera zooms in on the walkway.]''

'''Dylon''': Oh there's two cats! Poor babies, having to live with this family. (shifts camera to the vines growing on the side) Oh god, look at like the vegetation growing on the side right there, like that might be digging into the foundation. Man, I wonder how bad that is.

''[Dylon walks across the back yard.]''

'''Dylon''': Okay, uh......

''[Camera shifts to the shed) there's the shed]''

'''Dylon''': There's the shed, some cats ran off in there, probably scared it's one of the Chandlers, knowing this place.

''[Camera turns back to the house)]''

'''Dylon''': Yeah, more uh, tall vegetation on this side, probably eating away at the place, and if Chris-Chan gets sentenced, I mean, shit, it might get worse over the next 10 years, like who knows.

''[Camera turns to the gazebo]''

'''Dylon''': And over here, we got the little gazebo, Bob's little gazebo here.

''[Dylan approaches the gazebo]''

'''Dylon''': There's a little dog house here, probably where [[Patti Chandler|Patti]] is, poor girl. God, could you, could you imagine how nice of a place this could have been if the Chandlers just took care of it?

''[Camera turns back toward shed]''

'''Dylon''': Man, but then again, Chris Chan wouldn't be so famous now, would he? Okay, um...I'm gonna see if I can go around to the other side here and take a look...

''[Camera goes around the outside of the house again]''

'''Dylon''': Okay...and over here we got this little pathway here, it's all broken up as you can see. Okay...

''[Dylon finds Bob's old greenhouse.]''

'''Dylon''': That's...oh my god! What is that, is that supposed to be like the, the dream factory? Let me take a look...there are little steps here, gotta be careful.

''[Camera moves past a side entrance, looking inside.]''

'''Dylon''': Holy shit, the light's still on. Ugh, I do not want to see that electric bill.

''[Camera looks inside the greenhouse.]''

'''Dylon''': Thinking outside, what the f-, what...okay, uh, a ton of junk in here. It's probably more Chris Chan shit, I don't know if, um, you can get a decent view in here. Unfortunately, it's locked, we can't really get a better look, but hopefully, hopefully you guys can see okay. All righty...

''[Dylon walks around the greenhouse, showing the junk crammed in the windows.]''

'''Dylon''': Uh, let's see if there's anything else to look at here.

''[Dylon heads around the back of the greenhouse and finds what appears to be a jungle gym.]''

'''Dylon''': Whatever that's supposed to be, I don't know, man. Is that supposed to be like the dream factory, or is it, it's just a regular tree house or a regular little kid's club house or something. I don't know. Oh holy fuck, look at this. Look at this.

''[Camera pans over the extremely overgrown yard.]''

'''Dylon''': Jesus tap-dancing Christ, god look at the state of the yard, holy fucking dog shit, man. Man that is just wild. God, holy shit, look at this.

''[Zooms in on side of house.]''

'''Dylon''': It's like the plants are growing into the house, like check this out, I mean, it's not like going up the wall, it's actually trying to go like into the wall itself, like take a look here. Uh, Jesus Christ. Oh my god, taking over the gutters, too.

''[Dylan finds a pool of stagnant water]''

'''Dylon''': What is this supposed to be, is that like a pool? I can't really tell, it's just so, it's just so murky and filled with like rain and, er, and like dirt and earth and...fuck, man. God...man, that's a shame, it's a shame what happened to the Chandler place.

''[Camera pans over the back yard again, then moves toward the road]''

'''Dylon''': Oh my god, I feel like, like I genuinely feel like I'm walking through the woods right now. Jesus god almighty, god look at this fucking place. God, I almost tripped over a rock there.

''[Dylon notices a dry stone fountain]''

'''Dylon''': A little fountain, totally unattended, unkempt, not shocking at all. Okay, going back to my car here, so...

''[Camera turns around to Dylon's face]''

'''Dylon''': I hope you guys, uh, enjoyed that somewhat. It was uh, definitely worth driving here from Pennsylvania. All right, have a good one, guys.

''[Video ends]''

}}

==e1ectricthunder==
On 20 [[September 2021]], a pair of weens, Reddit user e1ectricthunder and an unknown male, visited 14 Branchland Court, knocked on the door to reveal a seemingly confused Barbara, and asked, babbling, whether Chris was home or not. Barb was previously described as looking frail, more "gone" than usual, and growing facial hair.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-29-2021-barb-returned-to-14bc.99387/page-48#post-9991909</ref> Barb seemed to be confused when asked about where her son was while [[Clover and Snoopy|Clover]] howled at the door. Given that Barb did not know that she was being recorded, this was seen by some as evidence that she is not faking having cognitive difficulties as some claimed she did in Chris's begging videos, or at least that her alleged difficulty hearing is getting worse.

The video was then posted to the r/ChrisChanSonichu subreddit,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ps1foq/i_went_to_chris_chans_house_and_met_barb/</ref> but was deleted though not before being mirrored.

===Video===
{{Infobox/video
| name = I went to Chis Chan's house and met Barb...
| ytid = 6cd_VfIhRBg
| stardate = [[September 2021]]
}}

===Transcript===
''[dog whimpering throughout the video]''

'''Ellen''': Hey. Um, I was just wondering if Chris was home. ''[steps in front of her friend to get closer to Barb]'' I was just wondering if Chris was home.

'''Barbara''': Pardon?

'''Ellen''': Y- is Chris home?

'''Barbara''': I do not understand.

'''Ellen''': My- My friend Chris, I was just wondering if Chris was here.

'''Barbara''': No.

'''Ellen''': Okay. Thank you. I'm sorry to bother. ''[Barb closes the door]''

==Larry Vaughn==

On 16 December 2021, [[Larry Vaughn]] decided to visit 14 Branchland Court after the totaling of [[Son-Chu]]. While there, he took two photos of the property, most notably with the van missing. He would later post both of these photos on [[Reddit]]. Larry had also claimed that Barb still lives at the house, despite the accident, and that the property was mostly cleaned up, clearing up the hoard, and possibly all of Chris's [[List of toys|belongings]].

<center>
<gallery>
File:LarryVaughnVisit1.jpg
File:LarryVaughnVisit2.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[True and Loyal Fanbase]]

==Reference==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Eyewitness Accounts]]

User:Foobar/Crimes

2022-07-30T06:50:18Z

Foobar: /* Barb */ Fixed the offense date and court being swapped

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=List of Crimes=
{{Honest}}

{{Protip|Chris is going before a grand jury on a charge of [[Affair with Mother|felony son-mother incest]].<ref>[[Jail_Saga#Fourth_court_appearance_and_Grand_Jury]]</ref> The verdict has not yet been delivered and there is a possibility for the charge to be downgraded to a misdemeanor.}}
[[Chris]] has a history of getting into trouble with the [[Chris and the Law|law]], from straight up [[28 October 2011|running over]] and [[26 December 2014|macing]] game store managers over trivial disputes to being sued for nearly $12,000 in [[debt]]. His [[Barb|mother]] (who Chris is in a [[Jail Saga|whole other kind of legal trouble with]]) is also no stranger to the courts. This is a comprehensive list of every criminal and debt charge the two have received.
==Crimes==
* Especially bad things are marked in red.
* Amended charges are marked in yellow.
* Complete dismissals are marked in green.
===[[Chris]]===

{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008941-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000<ref group="note" name="accident1000">Failure to stop accident exceeding $1000 in damage.</ref>
|[[28 October 2011|Hitting]] [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended the charge to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008942-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Going back into [[The GAMe PLACe]] after he was [[banned]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008943-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSAULT
|Hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000096-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 days)
|$0.00
|$247.00
|-
|GC14017724-00
|Albemarle General District Court
|26 December 2014
|ASSAULT<ref group="note">Amended from DANGEROUS UNLAWFUL GAS RELEASE, which would be a class 6 felony.</ref>
|[[26 December 2014|Pepper-spraying]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Released on recognizance
|$0.00
|$541.00
|-
|GC16003018-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO RABIES CERTIFICATE 2
|Not acquiring rabies certificates for [[Clover]] and [[Snoopy]]
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine">Waived doesn't mean dismissed, this is just because the point of the charge was to give them a fine</ref>
|$25.00
|$86.00
|-
|GC16003019-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO COUNTY DOG TAG 2
|Not acquiring county dog tags for Clover and Snoopy
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine"></ref>
|$0.00
|$10.00
|-
|GC18003632-00<ref group=note>First case to be charged as Christine Chandler, female</ref>
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|[[March 2018 trespass charge|TRESSPASSING]]
|Trespassing into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy">Sent to [[Therapeutic Docket]] in lieu of jail time</ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC18004278-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Trespassing into Charlottesville Fashion Square after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy"></ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR22000141-00
|Greene County Circuit Court
|1 August 2021
|INCEST W/ OWN CHILD
|[[Affair with Mother]]
|Felony
|5
|Not yet delivered
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}

===[[Barb]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008910-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL<ref group="note" name="accident1000"></ref>
|[[28 October 2011|Hitting]] [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008911-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON
|Trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Felony
|6
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to ASSAULT & BATTERY)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000095-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|$0.00
|$474.00
|-
|CR12000095-02
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSAULT & BATTERY
|From General District case of trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GT21002610-00
|Greene General District Court
|23 November 2021
|FAIL TO YIELD RIGHT-OF-WAY
|[[Son-Chu#Barb.27s_Dodge_Caravan|Failing to yield right of way]]
|Infraction
|N/A
|Waived
|$30.00
|$76.00
|-
|}

==Debt==
===Chris===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV18000451-00
|19 December 2018
|MIDLAND FUNDING LLC
|$2,777.90
|$55.00
|-
|GV18000392-00
|16 January 2019
|SECOND ROUND SUB LLC
|$2,476.63
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000149-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES, LLC
|$1,079.08
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000217-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$1,602.62
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000042-00
|2 September 2019
|JEFFERSON CAPITAL SYSTEMS LLC
|$2,773.56
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000043-00
|2 September 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$905.36
|$55.00
|}
Chris owes '''$11,615.15''' in debt to various banks and recovery groups plus '''$330.00''' in court costs.
===Barb===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV21000117-00
|14 July 2021
|LVNV FUNDING, LLC
|$692.82
|$61.00
|-
|GV16000107-00
|16 March 2016
|DISCOVER BANK
|$4,706.93
|$56.00
|-
|GV16000416-00
|14 September 2016
|CAPITAL ONE BANK USA N A
|$15,906.99
|$56.00
|}
Barb owes '''$21,306.74''' in debt to various banks plus '''$173.00''' in court costs.

==Totals==
===Crimes===
<center>
Chris has committed 
8 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
Barb has committed 
3 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
</center>
===Debt===
<center>
Chris owes 
$11,615.15 
in debt.
 
Barb owes 
$22,059.74 
in debt.
 
Together, the Chandlers have been sued for 
'''$34,913.89''' 
but their [[Financhu Crisis|total debt is much higher]].
</center>

==See also==
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/search Virginia Judiciary Online Case Information System] where these records can be searched
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/landing.do?landing=landing VIRGINIA GENERAL DISTRICT COURT ONLINE INFORMATION SYSTEM] that only has information on general district cases

==References==
<references />
==Notes==
<references group="note" />

User:Foobar/Crimes

2022-07-30T06:49:09Z

Foobar: /* Barb */ Formatting and better link placement

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=List of Crimes=
{{Honest}}

{{Protip|Chris is going before a grand jury on a charge of [[Affair with Mother|felony son-mother incest]].<ref>[[Jail_Saga#Fourth_court_appearance_and_Grand_Jury]]</ref> The verdict has not yet been delivered and there is a possibility for the charge to be downgraded to a misdemeanor.}}
[[Chris]] has a history of getting into trouble with the [[Chris and the Law|law]], from straight up [[28 October 2011|running over]] and [[26 December 2014|macing]] game store managers over trivial disputes to being sued for nearly $12,000 in [[debt]]. His [[Barb|mother]] (who Chris is in a [[Jail Saga|whole other kind of legal trouble with]]) is also no stranger to the courts. This is a comprehensive list of every criminal and debt charge the two have received.
==Crimes==
* Especially bad things are marked in red.
* Amended charges are marked in yellow.
* Complete dismissals are marked in green.
===[[Chris]]===

{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008941-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000<ref group="note" name="accident1000">Failure to stop accident exceeding $1000 in damage.</ref>
|[[28 October 2011|Hitting]] [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended the charge to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008942-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Going back into [[The GAMe PLACe]] after he was [[banned]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008943-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSAULT
|Hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000096-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 days)
|$0.00
|$247.00
|-
|GC14017724-00
|Albemarle General District Court
|26 December 2014
|ASSAULT<ref group="note">Amended from DANGEROUS UNLAWFUL GAS RELEASE, which would be a class 6 felony.</ref>
|[[26 December 2014|Pepper-spraying]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Released on recognizance
|$0.00
|$541.00
|-
|GC16003018-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO RABIES CERTIFICATE 2
|Not acquiring rabies certificates for [[Clover]] and [[Snoopy]]
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine">Waived doesn't mean dismissed, this is just because the point of the charge was to give them a fine</ref>
|$25.00
|$86.00
|-
|GC16003019-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO COUNTY DOG TAG 2
|Not acquiring county dog tags for Clover and Snoopy
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine"></ref>
|$0.00
|$10.00
|-
|GC18003632-00<ref group=note>First case to be charged as Christine Chandler, female</ref>
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|[[March 2018 trespass charge|TRESSPASSING]]
|Trespassing into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy">Sent to [[Therapeutic Docket]] in lieu of jail time</ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC18004278-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Trespassing into Charlottesville Fashion Square after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy"></ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR22000141-00
|Greene County Circuit Court
|1 August 2021
|INCEST W/ OWN CHILD
|[[Affair with Mother]]
|Felony
|5
|Not yet delivered
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}

===[[Barb]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008910-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL<ref group="note" name="accident1000"></ref>
|[[28 October 2011|Hitting]] [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008911-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON
|Trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Felony
|6
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to ASSAULT & BATTERY)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000095-01
|28 October 2011
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|$0.00
|$474.00
|-
|CR12000095-02
|28 October 2011
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|ASSAULT & BATTERY
|From General District case of trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GT21002610-00
|Greene General District Court
|23 November 2021
|FAIL TO YIELD RIGHT-OF-WAY
|[[Son-Chu#Barb.27s_Dodge_Caravan|Failing to yield right of way]]
|Infraction
|N/A
|Waived
|$30.00
|$76.00
|-
|}

==Debt==
===Chris===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV18000451-00
|19 December 2018
|MIDLAND FUNDING LLC
|$2,777.90
|$55.00
|-
|GV18000392-00
|16 January 2019
|SECOND ROUND SUB LLC
|$2,476.63
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000149-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES, LLC
|$1,079.08
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000217-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$1,602.62
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000042-00
|2 September 2019
|JEFFERSON CAPITAL SYSTEMS LLC
|$2,773.56
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000043-00
|2 September 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$905.36
|$55.00
|}
Chris owes '''$11,615.15''' in debt to various banks and recovery groups plus '''$330.00''' in court costs.
===Barb===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV21000117-00
|14 July 2021
|LVNV FUNDING, LLC
|$692.82
|$61.00
|-
|GV16000107-00
|16 March 2016
|DISCOVER BANK
|$4,706.93
|$56.00
|-
|GV16000416-00
|14 September 2016
|CAPITAL ONE BANK USA N A
|$15,906.99
|$56.00
|}
Barb owes '''$21,306.74''' in debt to various banks plus '''$173.00''' in court costs.

==Totals==
===Crimes===
<center>
Chris has committed 
8 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
Barb has committed 
3 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
</center>
===Debt===
<center>
Chris owes 
$11,615.15 
in debt.
 
Barb owes 
$22,059.74 
in debt.
 
Together, the Chandlers have been sued for 
'''$34,913.89''' 
but their [[Financhu Crisis|total debt is much higher]].
</center>

==See also==
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/search Virginia Judiciary Online Case Information System] where these records can be searched
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/landing.do?landing=landing VIRGINIA GENERAL DISTRICT COURT ONLINE INFORMATION SYSTEM] that only has information on general district cases

==References==
<references />
==Notes==
<references group="note" />

User:Foobar/Crimes

2022-07-30T06:47:17Z

Foobar:

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=List of Crimes=
{{Honest}}

{{Protip|Chris is going before a grand jury on a charge of [[Affair with Mother|felony son-mother incest]].<ref>[[Jail_Saga#Fourth_court_appearance_and_Grand_Jury]]</ref> The verdict has not yet been delivered and there is a possibility for the charge to be downgraded to a misdemeanor.}}
[[Chris]] has a history of getting into trouble with the [[Chris and the Law|law]], from straight up [[28 October 2011|running over]] and [[26 December 2014|macing]] game store managers over trivial disputes to being sued for nearly $12,000 in [[debt]]. His [[Barb|mother]] (who Chris is in a [[Jail Saga|whole other kind of legal trouble with]]) is also no stranger to the courts. This is a comprehensive list of every criminal and debt charge the two have received.
==Crimes==
* Especially bad things are marked in red.
* Amended charges are marked in yellow.
* Complete dismissals are marked in green.
===[[Chris]]===

{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008941-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000<ref group="note" name="accident1000">Failure to stop accident exceeding $1000 in damage.</ref>
|[[28 October 2011|Hitting]] [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended the charge to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008942-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Going back into [[The GAMe PLACe]] after he was [[banned]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008943-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSAULT
|Hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000096-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 days)
|$0.00
|$247.00
|-
|GC14017724-00
|Albemarle General District Court
|26 December 2014
|ASSAULT<ref group="note">Amended from DANGEROUS UNLAWFUL GAS RELEASE, which would be a class 6 felony.</ref>
|[[26 December 2014|Pepper-spraying]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Released on recognizance
|$0.00
|$541.00
|-
|GC16003018-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO RABIES CERTIFICATE 2
|Not acquiring rabies certificates for [[Clover]] and [[Snoopy]]
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine">Waived doesn't mean dismissed, this is just because the point of the charge was to give them a fine</ref>
|$25.00
|$86.00
|-
|GC16003019-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO COUNTY DOG TAG 2
|Not acquiring county dog tags for Clover and Snoopy
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine"></ref>
|$0.00
|$10.00
|-
|GC18003632-00<ref group=note>First case to be charged as Christine Chandler, female</ref>
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|[[March 2018 trespass charge|TRESSPASSING]]
|Trespassing into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy">Sent to [[Therapeutic Docket]] in lieu of jail time</ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC18004278-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Trespassing into Charlottesville Fashion Square after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy"></ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR22000141-00
|Greene County Circuit Court
|1 August 2021
|INCEST W/ OWN CHILD
|[[Affair with Mother]]
|Felony
|5
|Not yet delivered
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}

===[[Barb]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008910-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|[[28 October 2011]]
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL<ref group="note" name="accident1000"></ref>
|Hitting [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008911-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON
|Trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Felony
|6
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to ASSAULT & BATTERY)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000095-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|$0.00
|$474.00
|-
|CR12000095-02
|28 October 2011
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|ASSAULT & BATTERY
|From General District case of trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GT21002610-00
|Greene General District Court
|23 November 2021
|FAIL TO YIELD RIGHT-OF-WAY
|[[Son-Chu#Barb.27s_Dodge_Caravan|Failing to yield right of way]]
|Infraction
|N/A
|Waived
|$30.00
|$76.00
|-
|}

==Debt==
===Chris===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV18000451-00
|19 December 2018
|MIDLAND FUNDING LLC
|$2,777.90
|$55.00
|-
|GV18000392-00
|16 January 2019
|SECOND ROUND SUB LLC
|$2,476.63
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000149-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES, LLC
|$1,079.08
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000217-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$1,602.62
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000042-00
|2 September 2019
|JEFFERSON CAPITAL SYSTEMS LLC
|$2,773.56
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000043-00
|2 September 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$905.36
|$55.00
|}
Chris owes '''$11,615.15''' in debt to various banks and recovery groups plus '''$330.00''' in court costs.
===Barb===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV21000117-00
|14 July 2021
|LVNV FUNDING, LLC
|$692.82
|$61.00
|-
|GV16000107-00
|16 March 2016
|DISCOVER BANK
|$4,706.93
|$56.00
|-
|GV16000416-00
|14 September 2016
|CAPITAL ONE BANK USA N A
|$15,906.99
|$56.00
|}
Barb owes '''$21,306.74''' in debt to various banks plus '''$173.00''' in court costs.

==Totals==
===Crimes===
<center>
Chris has committed 
8 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
Barb has committed 
3 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
</center>
===Debt===
<center>
Chris owes 
$11,615.15 
in debt.
 
Barb owes 
$22,059.74 
in debt.
 
Together, the Chandlers have been sued for 
'''$34,913.89''' 
but their [[Financhu Crisis|total debt is much higher]].
</center>

==See also==
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/search Virginia Judiciary Online Case Information System] where these records can be searched
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/landing.do?landing=landing VIRGINIA GENERAL DISTRICT COURT ONLINE INFORMATION SYSTEM] that only has information on general district cases

==References==
<references />
==Notes==
<references group="note" />

User:Foobar/Crimes

2022-07-30T06:44:57Z

Foobar: /* List of Crimes */

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=List of Crimes=
{{Honest}}

{{Protip|Chris is going before a grand jury on a charge of [[Affair with Mother|felony son-mother incest]].<ref>Jail_Saga#Fourth_court_appearance_and_Grand_Jury</ref> The verdict has not yet been delivered and there is a possibility for the charge to be downgraded to a misdemeanor.}}
[[Chris]] has a history of getting into trouble with the [[Chris and the Law|law]], from straight up [[28 October 2011|running over]] and [[26 December 2014|macing]] game store managers over trivial disputes to being sued for nearly $12,000 in [[debt]]. His [[Barb|mother]] (who Chris is in a [[Jail Saga|whole other kind of legal trouble with]]) is also no stranger to the courts. This is a comprehensive list of every criminal and debt charge the two have received.
==Crimes==
* Especially bad things are marked in red.
* Amended charges are marked in yellow.
* Complete dismissals are marked in green.
===[[Chris]]===

{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008941-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000<ref group="note" name="accident1000">Failure to stop accident exceeding $1000 in damage.</ref>
|[[28 October 2011|Hitting]] [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended the charge to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008942-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Going back into [[The GAMe PLACe]] after he was [[banned]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008943-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSAULT
|Hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000096-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 days)
|$0.00
|$247.00
|-
|GC14017724-00
|Albemarle General District Court
|26 December 2014
|ASSAULT<ref group="note">Amended from DANGEROUS UNLAWFUL GAS RELEASE, which would be a class 6 felony.</ref>
|[[26 December 2014|Pepper-spraying]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Released on recognizance
|$0.00
|$541.00
|-
|GC16003018-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO RABIES CERTIFICATE 2
|Not acquiring rabies certificates for [[Clover]] and [[Snoopy]]
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine">Waived doesn't mean dismissed, this is just because the point of the charge was to give them a fine</ref>
|$25.00
|$86.00
|-
|GC16003019-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO COUNTY DOG TAG 2
|Not acquiring county dog tags for Clover and Snoopy
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine"></ref>
|$0.00
|$10.00
|-
|GC18003632-00<ref group=note>First case to be charged as Christine Chandler, female</ref>
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|[[March 2018 trespass charge|TRESSPASSING]]
|Trespassing into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy">Sent to [[Therapeutic Docket]] in lieu of jail time</ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC18004278-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Trespassing into Charlottesville Fashion Square after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy"></ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR22000141-00
|Greene County Circuit Court
|1 August 2021
|INCEST W/ OWN CHILD
|[[Affair with Mother]]
|Felony
|5
|Not yet delivered
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}

===[[Barb]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008910-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|[[28 October 2011]]
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL<ref group="note" name="accident1000"></ref>
|Hitting [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008911-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON
|Trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Felony
|6
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to ASSAULT & BATTERY)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000095-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|$0.00
|$474.00
|-
|CR12000095-02
|28 October 2011
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|ASSAULT & BATTERY
|From General District case of trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GT21002610-00
|Greene General District Court
|23 November 2021
|FAIL TO YIELD RIGHT-OF-WAY
|[[Son-Chu#Barb.27s_Dodge_Caravan|Failing to yield right of way]]
|Infraction
|N/A
|Waived
|$30.00
|$76.00
|-
|}

==Debt==
===Chris===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV18000451-00
|19 December 2018
|MIDLAND FUNDING LLC
|$2,777.90
|$55.00
|-
|GV18000392-00
|16 January 2019
|SECOND ROUND SUB LLC
|$2,476.63
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000149-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES, LLC
|$1,079.08
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000217-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$1,602.62
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000042-00
|2 September 2019
|JEFFERSON CAPITAL SYSTEMS LLC
|$2,773.56
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000043-00
|2 September 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$905.36
|$55.00
|}
Chris owes '''$11,615.15''' in debt to various banks and recovery groups plus '''$330.00''' in court costs.
===Barb===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV21000117-00
|14 July 2021
|LVNV FUNDING, LLC
|$692.82
|$61.00
|-
|GV16000107-00
|16 March 2016
|DISCOVER BANK
|$4,706.93
|$56.00
|-
|GV16000416-00
|14 September 2016
|CAPITAL ONE BANK USA N A
|$15,906.99
|$56.00
|}
Barb owes '''$21,306.74''' in debt to various banks plus '''$173.00''' in court costs.

==Totals==
===Crimes===
<center>
Chris has committed 
8 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
Barb has committed 
3 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
</center>
===Debt===
<center>
Chris owes 
$11,615.15 
in debt.
 
Barb owes 
$22,059.74 
in debt.
 
Together, the Chandlers have been sued for 
'''$34,913.89''' 
but their [[Financhu Crisis|total debt is much higher]].
</center>

==See also==
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/search Virginia Judiciary Online Case Information System] where these records can be searched
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/landing.do?landing=landing VIRGINIA GENERAL DISTRICT COURT ONLINE INFORMATION SYSTEM] that only has information on general district cases

==References==
<references group="note" />

User:Foobar/Crimes

2022-07-30T06:37:23Z

Foobar: /* Chris */

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=List of Crimes=


{{Protip|While Chris has been ''arrested'' for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], he has not been charged with it, so it is not currently in this list.}}
[[Chris]] has a history of getting into trouble with the [[Chris and the Law|law]], from straight up [[28 October 2011|running over]] and [[26 December 2014|macing]] game store managers over trivial disputes to being sued for nearly $12,000 in [[debt]]. His [[Barb|mother]] (who Chris is in a [[Jail Saga|whole other kind of legal trouble with]]) is also no stranger to the courts. This is a comprehensive list of every criminal and debt charge the two have received.
==Crimes==
* Especially bad things are marked in red.
* Amended charges are marked in yellow.
* Complete dismissals are marked in green.
===[[Chris]]===

{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008941-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000<ref group="note" name="accident1000">Failure to stop accident exceeding $1000 in damage.</ref>
|[[28 October 2011|Hitting]] [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended the charge to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008942-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Going back into [[The GAMe PLACe]] after he was [[banned]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008943-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSAULT
|Hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000096-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 days)
|$0.00
|$247.00
|-
|GC14017724-00
|Albemarle General District Court
|26 December 2014
|ASSAULT<ref group="note">Amended from DANGEROUS UNLAWFUL GAS RELEASE, which would be a class 6 felony.</ref>
|[[26 December 2014|Pepper-spraying]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Released on recognizance
|$0.00
|$541.00
|-
|GC16003018-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO RABIES CERTIFICATE 2
|Not acquiring rabies certificates for [[Clover]] and [[Snoopy]]
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine">Waived doesn't mean dismissed, this is just because the point of the charge was to give them a fine</ref>
|$25.00
|$86.00
|-
|GC16003019-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO COUNTY DOG TAG 2
|Not acquiring county dog tags for Clover and Snoopy
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine"></ref>
|$0.00
|$10.00
|-
|GC18003632-00<ref group=note>First case to be charged as Christine Chandler, female</ref>
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|[[March 2018 trespass charge|TRESSPASSING]]
|Trespassing into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy">Sent to [[Therapeutic Docket]] in lieu of jail time</ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC18004278-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Trespassing into Charlottesville Fashion Square after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy"></ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR22000141-00
|Greene County Circuit Court
|1 August 2021
|INCEST W/ OWN CHILD
|[[Affair with Mother]]
|Felony
|5
|Not yet delivered
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}

===[[Barb]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008910-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|[[28 October 2011]]
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL<ref group="note" name="accident1000"></ref>
|Hitting [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008911-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON
|Trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Felony
|6
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to ASSAULT & BATTERY)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000095-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|$0.00
|$474.00
|-
|CR12000095-02
|28 October 2011
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|ASSAULT & BATTERY
|From General District case of trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GT21002610-00
|Greene General District Court
|23 November 2021
|FAIL TO YIELD RIGHT-OF-WAY
|[[Son-Chu#Barb.27s_Dodge_Caravan|Failing to yield right of way]]
|Infraction
|N/A
|Waived
|$30.00
|$76.00
|-
|}

==Debt==
===Chris===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV18000451-00
|19 December 2018
|MIDLAND FUNDING LLC
|$2,777.90
|$55.00
|-
|GV18000392-00
|16 January 2019
|SECOND ROUND SUB LLC
|$2,476.63
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000149-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES, LLC
|$1,079.08
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000217-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$1,602.62
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000042-00
|2 September 2019
|JEFFERSON CAPITAL SYSTEMS LLC
|$2,773.56
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000043-00
|2 September 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$905.36
|$55.00
|}
Chris owes '''$11,615.15''' in debt to various banks and recovery groups plus '''$330.00''' in court costs.
===Barb===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV21000117-00
|14 July 2021
|LVNV FUNDING, LLC
|$692.82
|$61.00
|-
|GV16000107-00
|16 March 2016
|DISCOVER BANK
|$4,706.93
|$56.00
|-
|GV16000416-00
|14 September 2016
|CAPITAL ONE BANK USA N A
|$15,906.99
|$56.00
|}
Barb owes '''$21,306.74''' in debt to various banks plus '''$173.00''' in court costs.

==Totals==
===Crimes===
<center>
Chris has committed 
8 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
Barb has committed 
3 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
</center>
===Debt===
<center>
Chris owes 
$11,615.15 
in debt.
 
Barb owes 
$22,059.74 
in debt.
 
Together, the Chandlers have been sued for 
'''$34,913.89''' 
but their [[Financhu Crisis|total debt is much higher]].
</center>

==See also==
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/search Virginia Judiciary Online Case Information System] where these records can be searched
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/landing.do?landing=landing VIRGINIA GENERAL DISTRICT COURT ONLINE INFORMATION SYSTEM] that only has information on general district cases

==References==
<references group="note" />

User:Foobar/Crimes

2022-07-30T06:37:03Z

Foobar: /* Chris */

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=List of Crimes=


{{Protip|While Chris has been ''arrested'' for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], he has not been charged with it, so it is not currently in this list.}}
[[Chris]] has a history of getting into trouble with the [[Chris and the Law|law]], from straight up [[28 October 2011|running over]] and [[26 December 2014|macing]] game store managers over trivial disputes to being sued for nearly $12,000 in [[debt]]. His [[Barb|mother]] (who Chris is in a [[Jail Saga|whole other kind of legal trouble with]]) is also no stranger to the courts. This is a comprehensive list of every criminal and debt charge the two have received.
==Crimes==
* Especially bad things are marked in red.
* Amended charges are marked in yellow.
* Complete dismissals are marked in green.
===[[Chris]]===

{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008941-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000<ref group="note" name="accident1000">Failure to stop accident exceeding $1000 in damage.</ref>
|[[28 OctovHitting]] [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended the charge to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008942-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Going back into [[The GAMe PLACe]] after he was [[banned]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008943-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSAULT
|Hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000096-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 days)
|$0.00
|$247.00
|-
|GC14017724-00
|Albemarle General District Court
|26 December 2014
|ASSAULT<ref group="note">Amended from DANGEROUS UNLAWFUL GAS RELEASE, which would be a class 6 felony.</ref>
|[[26 December 2014|Pepper-spraying]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Released on recognizance
|$0.00
|$541.00
|-
|GC16003018-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO RABIES CERTIFICATE 2
|Not acquiring rabies certificates for [[Clover]] and [[Snoopy]]
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine">Waived doesn't mean dismissed, this is just because the point of the charge was to give them a fine</ref>
|$25.00
|$86.00
|-
|GC16003019-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO COUNTY DOG TAG 2
|Not acquiring county dog tags for Clover and Snoopy
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine"></ref>
|$0.00
|$10.00
|-
|GC18003632-00<ref group=note>First case to be charged as Christine Chandler, female</ref>
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|[[March 2018 trespass charge|TRESSPASSING]]
|Trespassing into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy">Sent to [[Therapeutic Docket]] in lieu of jail time</ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC18004278-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Trespassing into Charlottesville Fashion Square after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy"></ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR22000141-00
|Greene County Circuit Court
|1 August 2021
|INCEST W/ OWN CHILD
|[[Affair with Mother]]
|Felony
|5
|Not yet delivered
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}

===[[Barb]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008910-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|[[28 October 2011]]
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL<ref group="note" name="accident1000"></ref>
|Hitting [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008911-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON
|Trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Felony
|6
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to ASSAULT & BATTERY)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000095-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|$0.00
|$474.00
|-
|CR12000095-02
|28 October 2011
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|ASSAULT & BATTERY
|From General District case of trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GT21002610-00
|Greene General District Court
|23 November 2021
|FAIL TO YIELD RIGHT-OF-WAY
|[[Son-Chu#Barb.27s_Dodge_Caravan|Failing to yield right of way]]
|Infraction
|N/A
|Waived
|$30.00
|$76.00
|-
|}

==Debt==
===Chris===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV18000451-00
|19 December 2018
|MIDLAND FUNDING LLC
|$2,777.90
|$55.00
|-
|GV18000392-00
|16 January 2019
|SECOND ROUND SUB LLC
|$2,476.63
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000149-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES, LLC
|$1,079.08
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000217-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$1,602.62
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000042-00
|2 September 2019
|JEFFERSON CAPITAL SYSTEMS LLC
|$2,773.56
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000043-00
|2 September 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$905.36
|$55.00
|}
Chris owes '''$11,615.15''' in debt to various banks and recovery groups plus '''$330.00''' in court costs.
===Barb===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV21000117-00
|14 July 2021
|LVNV FUNDING, LLC
|$692.82
|$61.00
|-
|GV16000107-00
|16 March 2016
|DISCOVER BANK
|$4,706.93
|$56.00
|-
|GV16000416-00
|14 September 2016
|CAPITAL ONE BANK USA N A
|$15,906.99
|$56.00
|}
Barb owes '''$21,306.74''' in debt to various banks plus '''$173.00''' in court costs.

==Totals==
===Crimes===
<center>
Chris has committed 
8 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
Barb has committed 
3 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
</center>
===Debt===
<center>
Chris owes 
$11,615.15 
in debt.
 
Barb owes 
$22,059.74 
in debt.
 
Together, the Chandlers have been sued for 
'''$34,913.89''' 
but their [[Financhu Crisis|total debt is much higher]].
</center>

==See also==
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/search Virginia Judiciary Online Case Information System] where these records can be searched
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/landing.do?landing=landing VIRGINIA GENERAL DISTRICT COURT ONLINE INFORMATION SYSTEM] that only has information on general district cases

==References==
<references group="note" />

User:Foobar/Crimes

2022-07-30T06:34:53Z

Foobar: /* Chris */

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=List of Crimes=


{{Protip|While Chris has been ''arrested'' for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], he has not been charged with it, so it is not currently in this list.}}
[[Chris]] has a history of getting into trouble with the [[Chris and the Law|law]], from straight up [[28 October 2011|running over]] and [[26 December 2014|macing]] game store managers over trivial disputes to being sued for nearly $12,000 in [[debt]]. His [[Barb|mother]] (who Chris is in a [[Jail Saga|whole other kind of legal trouble with]]) is also no stranger to the courts. This is a comprehensive list of every criminal and debt charge the two have received.
==Crimes==
* Especially bad things are marked in red.
* Amended charges are marked in yellow.
* Complete dismissals are marked in green.
===[[Chris]]===

{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008941-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|[[28 October 2011]]
|[[28 October 2011|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000]]<ref group="note" name="accident1000">Failure to stop accident exceeding $1000 in damage.</ref>
|Hitting [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended the charge to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008942-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Going back into [[The GAMe PLACe]] after he was [[banned]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008943-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSAULT
|Hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000096-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 days)
|$0.00
|$247.00
|-
|GC14017724-00
|Albemarle General District Court
|[[26 December 2014]]
|[[26 December 2014|ASSAULT]]<ref group="note">Amended from DANGEROUS UNLAWFUL GAS RELEASE, which would be a class 6 felony.</ref>
|Pepper spraying the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Released on recognizance
|$0.00
|$541.00
|-
|GC16003018-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO RABIES CERTIFICATE 2
|Not acquiring rabies certificates for [[Clover]] and [[Snoopy]]
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine">Waived doesn't mean dismissed, this is just because the point of the charge was to give them a fine</ref>
|$25.00
|$86.00
|-
|GC16003019-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO COUNTY DOG TAG 2
|Not acquiring county dog tags for Clover and Snoopy
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine"></ref>
|$0.00
|$10.00
|-
|GC18003632-00<ref group=note>First case to be charged as Christine Chandler, female</ref>
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|[[March 2018 trespass charge|TRESSPASSING]]
|Trespassing into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy">Sent to [[Therapeutic Docket]] in lieu of jail time</ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC18004278-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Trespassing into Charlottesville Fashion Square after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy"></ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR22000141-00
|Greene County Circuit Court
|1 August 2021
|INCEST W/ OWN CHILD
|[[Affair with Mother]]
|Felony
|5
|Not yet delivered
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}

===[[Barb]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008910-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|[[28 October 2011]]
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL<ref group="note" name="accident1000"></ref>
|Hitting [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008911-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON
|Trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Felony
|6
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to ASSAULT & BATTERY)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000095-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|$0.00
|$474.00
|-
|CR12000095-02
|28 October 2011
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|ASSAULT & BATTERY
|From General District case of trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GT21002610-00
|Greene General District Court
|23 November 2021
|FAIL TO YIELD RIGHT-OF-WAY
|[[Son-Chu#Barb.27s_Dodge_Caravan|Failing to yield right of way]]
|Infraction
|N/A
|Waived
|$30.00
|$76.00
|-
|}

==Debt==
===Chris===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV18000451-00
|19 December 2018
|MIDLAND FUNDING LLC
|$2,777.90
|$55.00
|-
|GV18000392-00
|16 January 2019
|SECOND ROUND SUB LLC
|$2,476.63
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000149-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES, LLC
|$1,079.08
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000217-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$1,602.62
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000042-00
|2 September 2019
|JEFFERSON CAPITAL SYSTEMS LLC
|$2,773.56
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000043-00
|2 September 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$905.36
|$55.00
|}
Chris owes '''$11,615.15''' in debt to various banks and recovery groups plus '''$330.00''' in court costs.
===Barb===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV21000117-00
|14 July 2021
|LVNV FUNDING, LLC
|$692.82
|$61.00
|-
|GV16000107-00
|16 March 2016
|DISCOVER BANK
|$4,706.93
|$56.00
|-
|GV16000416-00
|14 September 2016
|CAPITAL ONE BANK USA N A
|$15,906.99
|$56.00
|}
Barb owes '''$21,306.74''' in debt to various banks plus '''$173.00''' in court costs.

==Totals==
===Crimes===
<center>
Chris has committed 
8 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
Barb has committed 
3 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
</center>
===Debt===
<center>
Chris owes 
$11,615.15 
in debt.
 
Barb owes 
$22,059.74 
in debt.
 
Together, the Chandlers have been sued for 
'''$34,913.89''' 
but their [[Financhu Crisis|total debt is much higher]].
</center>

==See also==
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/search Virginia Judiciary Online Case Information System] where these records can be searched
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/landing.do?landing=landing VIRGINIA GENERAL DISTRICT COURT ONLINE INFORMATION SYSTEM] that only has information on general district cases

==References==
<references group="note" />

Sonic the Hedgehog (film)

2022-07-28T02:18:37Z

Foobar: Missing words

''For the character which the movie is based on, see [[Sonic the Hedgehog]].''

{{Articleofthenow}}

{{quote| If these Movie People REALLY want to sell me and EVERYONE, In General: Get Sonic’s Shoes and Arm Colour Right, Get Mike Pollock to play Robotnik, and HONOR the Past Source Materials in the Story of this “Movie”.|Chris<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1074510066286497793</ref>}}

[[File:Sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-design-2019.jpg|300px|thumb|right|[[Sonic Boom Protests|The horror returns.]]]]
[[File:NewMovieSonic.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Much better!]]
'''''Sonic the Hedgehog''''' is the name of the live-action movie adaptation of the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' video game series, originally set to be released on 8 [[November 2019]] before being delayed to 14 [[February 2020]]. The film is notorious for the backlash to Sonic's character design, and unlike [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] unsuccessful [[Sonic Boom Protests|''Sonic Boom'' Protests]], Sega actually complied with fan demand to change Sonic's design after the initial design was collectively mocked by the internet for being unintentionally creepy.

==Previews==

Leaks for the then-upcoming movie revealed several drastic changes from the source material. Responding to news on the film in [[June 2018]], Chris used his [[Chris and reality#Sister dimensions|psychic powers]] to confer with Sonic to learn that Sonic disliked the movie, also alluding to his undying hatred of seeing Sonic with blue arms, [[26 December 2014|something that put him in hot water back in 2014]].

{{quotebox|Even Sonic, himself, states that this movie does no good justice for him at all. It’s the “Sonic Boom” video game all over again, but in Movie Form, and no blue arms. My two cents, I would Protest to make the movie BETTER and have the people take a Lot more time on it. ⚡️⚡️<ref name="Jim">[[June 2018 social media posts]]</ref>}}

Sonic did not inform Chris that the movie designers had given him blue arms. When Chris found out from a March 2019 leak, he was displeased, showing that his 2014 viewpoint was anything but changed:

{{quotebox|I agree; and I had already stated the need for improvement/change: SONIC’S ARMS ARE NOT BLUE.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-4400343</ref>}}

[[File:JimCarreyasEggmanleak.jpg|300px|thumb|right|Robotnik's head is not friggin' haired! Change it back now NOW NOW!]]

Chris's animosity with the movie's character designs even extended to Jim Carrey's casting as [[Doctor Robotnik]].

{{quotebox|BOO!!! Carrey does not have the chops to get Eggman’s Voice as Awesome as it has been with Mike. Let Mike Voice Eggman in this movie!<ref name=Jim></ref>}}

When the design of Robotnik was revealed, Chris raged:

{{quotebox|Simply put: NO, @SonicMovie, NO! NO, NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO-NO... HELL F***ING "N", "O".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/page-1029#post-4640551</ref>}}

The first trailer was released on 30 April 2019. Days later, Chris attempted to reach out to the movie's staff via Twitter (not realizing they cannot see his tweets as his account was in protected mode at the time):

{{quotebox|@SonicMovie, Listen to this dude on WatchMojo; he agrees with me and everyone else about this movie. Delay it a few months and Redo the whole thing.<ref name="may-posts">[[May 2019 social media posts]]</ref>}}

[[File:CWC opinion on Sonic movie redesign.png|thumb|left|200px|Chris's opinion of the Sonic redesign.]]

Chris was not alone in his displeasure with Sonic’s design, as the trailer received widespread backlash for his creepy design. Jeff Fowler, the film's director, claimed they would redesign him again before its release.

{{quoteboxred|Thank you for the support. And the criticism. The message is loud and clear... you aren't happy with the design & you want changes. It's going to happen. Everyone at Paramount & Sega are fully committed to making this character the BEST he can be... #sonicmovie #gottafixfast 🔧✌️ }}

A relieved Chris (attempted to) thank him:

{{quotebox|Thank You for listening. 😊⚡️💙⚡️<ref name="may-posts"/>}}

[[File:VDAy shirt.jpeg|thumb|Chris wore this to the movies alone on Valentine's Day.]]

It's worth mentioning the first trailer prominently uses the song "[[(Clyde's) Trollsta's Paradise|Gangsta's Paradise]]" by Coolio, though this is most likely a coincidence. As a side note, the main trailer for ''Pokémon Detective Pikachu'' uses the song "[[CWC Holding Out for a Hero|Holding Out for a Hero]]" by Bonnie Tyler, also probably coincidental.

In January 2020, Chris responded to a leak of Sonic's redesign:

{{Quotebox|I am Grooving on this Speedy Track of [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|@SonicMovie]]. ⚡️ZapMeUp!⚡️}}

Chris rated the redesign it 9 out of 10 – possibly docking a point for the inclusion of blue arms.

==Release==

General criticism of movies based on video game franchises are not uncommon, with very few exceptions such as ''[[Pokémon]]: Detective Pikachu''.<ref>[https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pokemon_detective_pikachu Rotten Tomatoes] ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190505061721/https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/pokemon_detective_pikachu archived version])</ref> According to the BBC in 2001, the genre has a poor record at the box office,<ref>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/1735662.stm</ref> and [[wikipedia:Uwe Boll|Uwe Boll]]’s attempts only worsened the notoriety of the genre. Quite simply put, many movies based on video game franchises do not perform well because it lacks the interactivity and non-linearity that makes video game franchises like Sonic successful.<ref>[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VideoGameMoviesSuck TV Tropes - Video Game Movies Suck]</ref>

Nonetheless, ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' managed to overperform its opening weekend projections, was met with a moderately positive reception from critics and received praise from fans of the video games, and though it was hampered by [[COVID-19]] leading to shutdowns of movie theater chains worldwide, it managed to be a hit and become the third highest-grossing film of 2020 <ref>[https://www.the-numbers.com/market/2020/top-grossing-movies Annual Movie Chart - 2020]</ref> (in no small part due to blockbusters being unable to play in a large capacity with a public concerned about contracting the virus). A sequel, which featured a more video-game-accurate design for Doctor Robotnik (seen at the very end of the first film), Tails, and Knuckles was released on 8 [[April 2022]].

Chris liked the movie, writing on Twitter...
{{quotebox|The Movie is Really Good; Much better than one would perceive it. The character development, story and other details are worth the watch and enjoyment. You all #GottaGoFast to see the Sonic Movie This Weekend!. Only two flaws: they kept the “Child in the bag” not-joke (cringe for less than a minute), and they left out the “9 Million Steps” line. Other than that, Simply Delightful and Awesome.<ref>[[February 2020 social media posts]]</ref>}}

==Fan Videos==

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| stardate = 30 [[April 2019]]
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| name = Sonic the Hedgehog Movie (2019) Trailer [High Quality Full HD]
| video = {{#ev:youtube|8CnpZ2K3jbg}}
| stardate = 11 [[May 2019]]
| maker = VvvvvaVvvvvvr
| subject =
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu The Hedgemon (2019) - Sonic trailer, but it was made using MS Paint and Sony Vegas.
| video = {{#ev:youtube|XIwxHbQfXtI}}
| stardate = 20 [[September 2019]]
| maker = Artisan A.I.
| subject =
| type = Trailer [[parody]]; uses [[Wikipedia:Vegas Pro|Sony Vegas]]
}}

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| name = Sonichu Movie: Uh, Meow?
| video = {{#ev:youtube|A9L5J93Lt_M}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2019]]
| maker =Otis Le PoOtis
| subject =
| type = Uh, meow?
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| name = Sonichu movie full movie for kids
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EKk1gYPTifE}}
| stardate = 10 [[January 2020]]
| maker =#Vinicius Brian games
| subject =
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== References ==
[[File:Sonichumovieposter.png|thumb|Coming never to a theater near you.]]
<references/>

List of places that have banned Chris

2022-07-28T01:58:03Z

Foobar: /* eBay (as a seller only) */ Past tense

{{Protip|Don't be a [[ween]] and contact store management to harass them over having Chris as a customer. Yes, [[The End Games#Management's perspective|people have sadly done that.]]}}
{{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.<ref>[[CWCki_Forums#Bann_has_happened_again]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_gets_banned_minty.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris being banned.]]
[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]

Although he is (at least, physically) a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical and not. Following his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charges, it is expected that this list is going to get much, much longer.

==Stores and businesses==
===The GAMe PLACe===
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According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to take out a box of prizes and badges for the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[card game]] league without the permission and authorization to do so. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[Niggos|black child]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===
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Chris was busted four times here, once for [[Love_Quest|loitering]]. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again, apparently for life, after the [[26 December 2014]] incident. Proving that he failed to learn anything, Chris trespassed at the mall in March 2018, ending up being forced to undertake the [[Therapeutic Docket]] after the mall staff caught him and pressed charges<ref>[[Chris and the Law#2018]]</ref>.

===Walmart===
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Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One", according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking a GameStop employee with mace.

===Target===
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On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!

===McDonald's===
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2143830 (archive: https://archive.is/unA2U)</ref> An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave, but not before taking two unsolicited photos of people at the restaurant. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]</ref> According to [[Kim Wilson]], he had wanted newspaper for [[Clover and Snoopy|the Chandler dogs]] to relieve themselves on<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2148397 (archive: https://archive.is/9uBlW)</ref> as it was [[Barbara]]'s policy for the dogs to do that on newspapers inside the house.

===GameStop===
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came "[[Honor roll|disguised]]" in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]]. This act resulted in him being arrested.

After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462</ref>

===Best Buy===
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy<ref>[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]</ref> in early 2014.

According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he was released from jail due to the GameStop pepper spray incident.

He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.<ref>[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]</ref>

{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}

On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]</ref>

===The End Games===
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Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop. The End Games confirmed his ban on 29 March. It was a result of arguing with management over whether [[Sonichu]] counted as a [[Pokémon]]. Two years later on [[January 2020]], The End Games Twitter page blocked Chris's account after he demanded the shop to unban him so he can learn to play ''Dungeons & Dragons''.

===Anytime Fitness===
{{main|Anytime Fitness}}
Chris was at this gym for a short time in 2018 before getting the boot for being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a lot, as well as weens calling up the gym to harass management over Chris.

===Papa John's (delivery only)===
On 5 [[August 2019]], Chris [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|reported]] that the Papa John's in Charlottesville refused to deliver pizza to the Chandlers' at [[14 Branchland Court]], due to [[trolls]] and [[weens]] spending years prank-calling the establishment posing as Chris. Chris only found out about the partial ban after driving to the place to find out why their orders were being cancelled; he is still able to order pizza in person. It's extremely likely there are other pizza places that have had Chris's address blacklisted for the same reason.

==Institutions==

===Cub Scouting===
Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably "being outbursting and loud for something," although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
{{main|Piedmont Virginia Community College}}

Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).

On December 2014, Chris would be banned permanently from setting foot in PVCC after his attempt at an "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh, which she likely interpreted as the ramblings of an insane individual which she wanted far away from herself and her students.

===Grace Baptist Church===
{{main|Grace Baptist Church}}

Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.

===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===
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A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.

{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}

Chris got into hot water at the church again a few years later. In August 2017, he decided to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] from [[BronyCon]] to a service and had to be told to remove it due to its being wildly inappropriate.

Although Chris has not been permanently banned from Wesley Memorial (so far as we know), he ceased his involvement with the church at some point in the late 2010s as his [[Chris and religion|religious views]] had diverged too greatly from mainstream Christianity.

==Events==

===TooManyGames===
{{main|TooManyGames}}

Chris was kicked out of the [[June 2018]] convention on Day 2 as a result of being inappropriately touchy with and kissing attendees. He reacted by curling down on the floor for a good period of time before security took him out.

As far as we know, he was not banned from future conventions, but he never made another attempt to attend.

===Seaquestria Fest===
[[File:Ban_List_(Feat._Chris).png|thumb|Seaquestria's ban list]]
A [[My Little Pony]] convention to be held in Ocean City, Maryland in May 2022. Chris had it on a list of possible cons to travel to,<ref>[[Misc Discord chats#Possible MLP cons]]</ref> however the convention had him at the top of a preemptive ban list, incidentally above a known [[pedofork]]. It was postponed twice due to the [[COVID-19|coronavirus]] pandemic.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

===[[Everfree Northwest]]===
Chris originally wanted to attend this convention back in [[June 2021|June]] and [[July 2021]], but was banned after [[Incest Call|audio]] leaked of Chris admitting to [[Affair with Mother|incestuous relations with Barb]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw</ref>

==Websites==
===PlayStation Network===
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Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to "SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!", he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.

===DeviantART===
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Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===YouTube===
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Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].

On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had tempa-banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos. Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the "F word". In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content", after his channel received two strikes against it – one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]. Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754</ref>

On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].

What's curious about this is technically you're not allowed to create another YouTube account after your previous channel has been suspended, though it's possible that Chris made another Google account and since he didn't re-upload any of his old stuff, he was able to continue having a YouTube account.

===Wikipedia===
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On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.

===Flipnote Hatena===
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After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]].

===eBay (as a seller only)===

{{main|Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing}}

Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expired.

On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.

Around [[September 2014]], a guy named "Mr. Smith" decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallion]]s, thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.

On [[June 2019]], Chris was banned from selling on eBay due to customer complaints on his failure to ship out orders.<ref>[[:File:Chrisebayblocked.png]]</ref>

===Sega Customer Service===
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GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.

===Facebook===
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On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called "Pink Lemonade", which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, period blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how "It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass." It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.

However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.

On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade & Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.

On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.

===Lulu===
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In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his "creative groove" being "killed".

On 9 February 2018, Chris reopened the account publicly, and it quickly got banned through the efforts of [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] three days later. However, he simply circumvented the ban by making another alt account, proven when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March 2018.

===Etsy===
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Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later stated that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.

===Social media profiles===
{{main|DoopieDoOver|Tabitha St. Germain|LadyOfTheCosmo|Nowacking}}

In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.

Doopie blocked him from her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and [[Patreon]] accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward.

Tabitha blocked him from [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] due to [[Weening|weens]] replying to his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.

Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them "dear" instead of "darling".

Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.

Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.

LadyOfTheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] after he sent her a tweet referring to her as "dear", then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.

Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.

===Patreon===
Chris's [[Patreon]] was nuked on August 2, 2021 following the incest leaks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-chriss-fate-be.96658/page-15#post-9620523</ref>

===Tapas===
[[Tapas]] is a comic-hosting website, one which Chris himself used to host his Sonichu comics and linked from his YouTube page. Shortly after his arrest, his comics were blocked for a "violation of community guidelines", either due to the incest allegations, or because of the graphic content of some of the issues.

==Discord Servers==
===Sonic World DX===
A [[Discord]] server for ''[[Sonic World]]'', a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' fangame which features the ability to use modded characters. Chris was first temporarily kicked from the server for stealing mods without permission.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref> Despite being allowed to rejoin the server, Chris was permanently banned after confronting Cirrusfire over the takedown of [[Sonic World#Sonichu Mod (personally_updated)|''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'']] on GameBanana.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-26-2020-chriss-dms-with-sonichu-mod-creator.82796/ ([https://archive.fo/T5ueo Archived])</ref>

===Official CWCki Server===
Chris was encouraged by [[Watchman]] [[Bismuth]] to join the Official CWCki Server, which he did on 10 [[August 2020]]. He was banned four days later, with a mod stating this was because "The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies." A separate server was made for Chris to do just that, but the setup was unfinished, Chris didn't join it, and the link was removed once [[weens]] got a hold of it.

==People's homes==
===[[14 Branchland Court]]===
That's right, he was banned from his own fucking house.
Following the revelation that Chris had been having a sexual relationship with his mother, Greene County [[Jerkop|Police]] conducted a [[welfare check]] at 14 Branchland Court on 30 [[July 2021]]. The police issued an emergency protective order against Chris, banning him from his own house until 5 August. He was arrested in Richmond on 1 August and has been in jail ever since. It remains to be seen if he will be permitted to return to his house when he is released.

===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom's home===
In the wake of being kicked out of his home for the allegation of committing incest with his mother, Chris tried to make plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] in Richmond; however, they forbade him from doing so before he arrived,<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref> and even told the police that he was not to be allowed onto their property.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

==Jail facilities==
===Rec room===
Chris liked to play basketball in the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] recreation room, mentioning it in a letter from 8 November 2021.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> However, on 30 November, Chris wrote in another letter that the room had since become restricted to him.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref>

==Looking ahead==

If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated during Chris's incest, then he will have to register as a sex offender for at least 15 years.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref><ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/9.1-910 Code of Virginia § 9.1-910]</ref> The level of restrictions will depend on whether Chris has to register as a Tier I, Tier II or Tier III offender.<ref name="sor">[https://vspimages.vsp.virginia.gov/pages/sorpublic/SOR%20pamphlet%20.pdf Sex Offender and Crimes Against Minors Registry Guidelines]</ref>

However, we can expect that:
* Chris will not be allowed to return to 14 Branchland Court, as the residence is currently occupied by Barb, with whom he is forbidden to see; 
* Chris will not be able to live within 500 feet (150 meters) from a church, school, or daycare;<ref>https://fox17.com/news/local/neighbors-concerned-about-plans-for-a-registered-sex-offender-sanctuary-in-wise-county</ref>
* Chris will have very limited work and housing options, due to the societal stigma against sex offenders;
* Chris will not be able to [[Chris and politics|vote in elections]], without a pardon from Governor Glenn Youngkin ([[Pmurt|Republican]]);
* And finally, Chris will be permanently banned from all [[List of conventions attended by Chris|future conventions]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|malls]], hobby shops like comic book and [[GameStop|video game]] stores, [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|movie]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|theaters]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|arcades]], [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], and places with children or anybody considered vulnerable to a sex offender.

Chris will still be allowed to use the internet (under the approval and supervision of a probation officer) because state-level bans have been ruled unlawful.<ref>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-socialmedia-idUSKBN19A1ZB</ref><ref>https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/federal-court-enjoins-enforcement-social-media-ban-people-convicted-committing-sex</ref> However, the position of social media websites on allowing convicted sex offenders varies: Twitter does not specifically ban convicted sex offenders, but Meta does,<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/help/210081519032737 How can I report a convicted sex offender on Facebook?], and [https://www.facebook.com/help/instagram/131932550339730 How can I report a convicted sex offender on Instagram?]</ref> meaning that Chris may lose his Facebook and Instagram accounts if he is convicted. YouTube has banned creators and figures from their platform after they have been found guilty of certain crimes and real-world harm.<ref>https://www.thewrap.com/r-kelly-youtube-channels-removed-ban/</ref> In any case, the [[Unholy Quintet]] may also have an easier job in banning Chris from several websites and places by exploiting the societal stigma against sex offenders.

If Chris does manage to avoid the Homeless Saga by finding housing that accepts registered sex offenders, the Unholy Quintet will not be able to easily deploy "pocket parks" to drive Chris away.<ref name="sor"/> This is because, in Virginia, a public park has to be right next to a church, school, or daycare to receive the 500 feet exclusion zone.<ref name="sor"/>

==See also==
*[[Apology Letters]] (2014)
*[[Unban contracts]] (2016)
*[[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] (2019)
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

==References==
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{{Protip|Don't be a [[ween]] and contact store management to harass them over having Chris as a customer. Yes, [[The End Games#Management's perspective|people have sadly done that.]]}}
{{quote|Bann has happened again.|[[Chris]], after being banned from [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] for the third time.<ref>[[CWCki_Forums#Bann_has_happened_again]]</ref>}}

[[File:Chris_gets_banned_minty.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of Chris being banned.]]
[[Image:BANHAMMER.png|thumb|The weapon of choice.]]

Although he is (at least, physically) a grown adult, [[Chris]] is not above [[Chris and anger|throwing tantrums]] and generally being a nuisance in public places. Because of his obnoxious behavior, Chris has been either temporarily or permanently '''banned''' from many places, physical and not. Following his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charges, it is expected that this list is going to get much, much longer.

==Stores and businesses==
===The GAMe PLACe===
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According to [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]], Chris was banned twice. The first time, which was temporary, was when Chris attempted to take out a box of prizes and badges for the ''[[Pokémon]]'' [[card game]] league without the permission and authorization to do so. [[Michael Snyder]] later wound up permabanning him on 28 August [[2008]], after Chris got confrontational with a [[Niggos|black child]], but even this failed to keep Chris away from the store. Following the events of [[28 October 2011]], Chris was definitively banned by court order from ever re-entering the store, all the way to its shutdown in [[June 2014]].

===Charlottesville Fashion Square===
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Chris was busted four times here, once for [[Love_Quest|loitering]]. The second incident may or may not have been Chris's "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" shout upon learning [[Hanna]] was [[troll]]ing him. He was banned for a year, but the ban has since expired. On 28 [[April 2012]], it's revealed he was banned again, this time from arguing with trolls loudly on his phone. He later got banned again, apparently for life, after the [[26 December 2014]] incident. Proving that he failed to learn anything, Chris trespassed at the mall in March 2018, ending up being forced to undertake the [[Therapeutic Docket]] after the mall staff caught him and pressed charges<ref>[[Chris and the Law#2018]]</ref>.

===Walmart===
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Chris has been kicked out of Walmart on at least four separate occasions. On 23 June [[2005]], the [[Niggos|African-American]] manager of the [[Charlottesville]] store's [[McDonald's]] (depicted as the [[B-Manajerk]] by Chris in the comics) attempted to have Chris arrested for loitering, but his own fast thinking and hiding his Attraction Sign (which got him in trouble in the first place) ended up with him removed from the restaurant for the rest of the day (or so he says). The actual banning came two days later, 25 June, when Chris returned and attempted to loiter again. Both managers for McDonald's and Walmart confronted Chris, but Chris refused to listen to the managers, ran off and nearly ran ''over'' one of them. In late [[2009]], he returned to Walmart, forcing one of the female employees to measure him for a [[sports bra]].

Proving he learns nothing, Chris was again banned in September [[2013]], this time at the recent [[Ruckersville]] location, after vandalizing an Xbox One sign to read "[[HEXbox]] One", according to his [[September 2013 Facebook Posts#Chris Expresses His Outrage for Walmart|Facebook post]] on 6 [[September 2013]]. In the ensuing Facebook posts, he blames almost everyone else but himself for the ban, including [[Michael Snyder]], [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Mary Lee Walsh]], and even his defense attorney [[Rob Bell]]. A year later, Chris got thrown out of Walmart yet again, after an employee recognized and confronted him. He eventually left, but not before threatening the employee with pepper spray. For reference, this came less than a week after he was arrested for attacking a GameStop employee with mace.

===Target===
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On 20 July 2005 (almost a month after Chris's incident over at Walmart), he attempted to loiter at a newly-built Target, intending on [[Obesity|exploiting their free soda refill deal]] while he tried to get boyfriend-free girls. According to [[Emily]], Chris was approached by management and asked to leave, but he refused. When the issue was pressed, he insulted them and forced them to call the cops. When they did, Chris tried to run, forcing them to tackle, hogtie and handcuff him. All this on the store's opening week!

===McDonald's===
Chris was temporarily banned from a [[McDonald's]] in Forest Lakes in [[June 2012]]. He had been loitering in the restaurant to grab newspapers that customers had left behind.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2143830 (archive: https://archive.is/unA2U)</ref> An employee confronted Chris about it and he was ordered to leave, but not before taking two unsolicited photos of people at the restaurant. He then ranted on Facebook about the experience, trying to incite his readers to "throw newspaper in the damn old bitchy, black woman's face!!!".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Discriminated at McDonald's]]</ref> According to [[Kim Wilson]], he had wanted newspaper for [[Clover and Snoopy|the Chandler dogs]] to relieve themselves on<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-2148397 (archive: https://archive.is/9uBlW)</ref> as it was [[Barbara]]'s policy for the dogs to do that on newspapers inside the house.

===GameStop===
Chris had already been banned from the Fashion Square branch of local GameStop for his [[Sonic Boom Protests]] when, on [[26 December 2014]], he came "[[Honor roll|disguised]]" in a pair of ''[[My Little Pony]]'' [[Chris and fashion|novelty sunglasses]], supposedly intending to buy a new ''Skylanders'' figure and some second-hand Wii U games. However, the staff confronted him and were unmoved by his protests that he was there to actually buy stuff rather than vandalize their property. He eventually left, but not before assaulting one of the employees by spraying his can of pink mace at his shirt, [[Chris and the Law|a felony]]. This act resulted in him being arrested.

After Chris was let off with a fine in [[October 2015]], he received a letter, purporting to be from GameStop, informing him that his ban had been upgraded to a statewide one. Chris uploaded [[GameStop is UNFAIR to Everyone; Not Just Me!|a video]] about this on 7 December. However, the statewide ban was later proven to be the work of a troll.<ref>https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-12-7-chris-decries-gamestops-discrimination-against-battletoads.15158/page-10#post-1135462</ref>

===Best Buy===
Chris was caught attempting to shoplift video games at Best Buy<ref>[[Best Buy#Attempted shoplifting]]</ref> in early 2014.

According to Chris, he was formally notified that he was banned from Best Buy a few days after 28 December 2014, when he was released from jail due to the GameStop pepper spray incident.

He stated in November 2015 that he believed he was banned as part of a conspiracy master-minded by the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]], who he thought was working at both GameStop and Best Buy.<ref>[[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers]]</ref>

{{quotebox|To make this, to make that story short, a few days after I got out of jail on December 28th, 2014, and I had absolutely no pepper spray on my person whatsoever, because as I had mentioned earlier, I had emptied the canister and disposed of the can-, canister. I had done nothing at the Best Buy prior to that day. And a certain manager spokes the living crap outta me, tellin’ me I was not welcome there, that I was banned from there. I had asked why. He did not give me any answer. Then I reached into my bag to get some money out, little funds to see if I could pay my way out of this. I had not said anything about the pepper spray whatsoever, but I put my hand in the bag, and his subordinate shouts, ‘He’s going for the pepper spray!’ I stopped in surprise after hearing that. Ultimately, I left the store. I had gone there again months later to be met with the same shpiel, and no answer to why. I even went over dere head, on the telephone, to try to resolve it. Nothing.

Then last Tuesday, November 10th, I went there once again to buy LEGO Dimensions Pack with a ten-dollar certificate. I got met in the back of the store with the shpiel once again, and this time I asked why and I finally got the answer. They said that I, quote, threatened them with pepper spray, and we have video footage, unquote. But again, that first time they said anything about me not being welcome there, I had not, nor ever, threatened anyone at that store. Nor had I any pepper spray on any of my visits there, then, and prior.}}

On 2 October 2016, he re-affirmed that he was still banned.<ref>[[October 2016 Facebook posts#Still banned from Best Buy]]</ref>

===The End Games===
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Chris posted to his Pokémon club's Facebook page on 20 March 2018, pleading to be let back into the shop. The End Games confirmed his ban on 29 March. It was a result of arguing with management over whether [[Sonichu]] counted as a [[Pokémon]]. Two years later on [[January 2020]], The End Games Twitter page blocked Chris's account after he demanded the shop to unban him so he can learn to play ''Dungeons & Dragons''.

===Anytime Fitness===
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Chris was at this gym for a short time in 2018 before getting the boot for being [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|gassy]] and [[Fangs|burping]] a lot, as well as weens calling up the gym to harass management over Chris.

===Papa John's (delivery only)===
On 5 [[August 2019]], Chris [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns|reported]] that the Papa John's in Charlottesville refused to deliver pizza to the Chandlers' at [[14 Branchland Court]], due to [[trolls]] and [[weens]] spending years prank-calling the establishment posing as Chris. Chris only found out about the partial ban after driving to the place to find out why their orders were being cancelled; he is still able to order pizza in person. It's extremely likely there are other pizza places that have had Chris's address blacklisted for the same reason.

==Institutions==

===Cub Scouting===
Chris stated in part 4 of his [[KCWC Top 10 Dedication Special]] that he was kicked out of the "[[Wikipedia:Cub Scouting (Boy Scouts of America)|Wolf Cub Scouts]]" in the late [[1980s]] because he was autistic. Undoubtedly, it was for something he did that he didn't tell us about. His commentary suggested that he routinely angered his Den Mother with his illogical behavior and that he believed this to be the reason he is banned. In 2014, while on his [[Catie Date Conversation Transcript|date]] with [[Catherine]], he elaborated that he was probably "being outbursting and loud for something," although he couldn't remember. In [[Mailbag 18#Instead the courts were on the side of justice|a Mailbag]], Chris revealed that his parents tried to sue the Boy Scouts of America over this incident.

===Piedmont Virginia Community College===
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Two incidents occurred here. The first occurred on Chris's 21st [[birthday]], 24 February [[2003]]. Chris originally blamed the incident on him having an outburst when he was kicked out of a class after telling a male professor that he, like the main character in a story they were learning about, was autistic. According to [[Emily]], however, it turns out that he was kicked out because of his homophobic tendencies causing him to say something derogatory. In either case, Chris started his [[Love Quest]] this day.

The second incident occurred when, in mid-October [[2003]], Dean of Student Services [[Mary Lee Walsh]] spotted Chris and his [[Attraction Sign]] and took it away, criticizing Chris for his actions, as she believed he was trying to solicit sex on campus. When Walsh destroyed a second sign, Chris [[Chris and anger|raged]] and went on the offensive. This incident lead to her banning Chris for a year, forcing him to see a [[Autism papers|psychiatrist]] and go to anger management classes (neither of which seems to have helped).

On December 2014, Chris would be banned permanently from setting foot in PVCC after his attempt at an "apology letter" to Mary Lee Walsh, which she likely interpreted as the ramblings of an insane individual which she wanted far away from herself and her students.

===Grace Baptist Church===
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Chris was banned from his old church in [[2008]]. He claimed in an email with [[lordsillynipples]], "Pastor John Hartless did not like my views I've expressed in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|my video I did on my 25th Birthday]], and he found the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] page." Later, in [[Mailbag 14]], he claimed it was because "The pastor did a background check on me, and found images of [[Women's rights|women in bikinis]] on my [[Facebook]]; he was offended." Going by his frequent threats to use his new congregation as a personal army, it is not unlikely that Chris was booted out of the church when he linked his pastor to his ED page in the hope that Mr. Hartless would incite the congregation into raiding the ED page for Chris.

===Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church===
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A [[Other documents#Epistle to the Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|letter]] leaked on 30 March 2013 revealed that some time between [[July 2011]] and [[March 2013]], Chris had earned himself a temporary ban from Wesley Methodist, probably because he had repeatedly (and annoyingly) aired his endless grievances about trolls during the homily.

{{quote|I feel that ever since Reverend Elizabeth Foss left our church, it has greatly gone downhill for me. Ed Winkler Banned me from the church for a month. He has Banned me from Speaking my peace during the Sharing of Joys and Concerns, and from that, I have felt unnecessarily Silenced.|Chris, on how his own church is now playing [[Kick the Autistic]]}}

Chris got into hot water at the church again a few years later. In August 2017, he decided to wear his [[unicorn cosplay]] from [[BronyCon]] to a service and had to be told to remove it due to its being wildly inappropriate.

Although Chris has not been permanently banned from Wesley Memorial (so far as we know), he ceased his involvement with the church at some point in the late 2010s as his [[Chris and religion|religious views]] had diverged too greatly from mainstream Christianity.

==Events==

===TooManyGames===
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Chris was kicked out of the [[June 2018]] convention on Day 2 as a result of being inappropriately touchy with and kissing attendees. He reacted by curling down on the floor for a good period of time before security took him out.

As far as we know, he was not banned from future conventions, but he never made another attempt to attend.

===Seaquestria Fest===
[[File:Ban_List_(Feat._Chris).png|thumb|Seaquestria's ban list]]
A [[My Little Pony]] convention to be held in Ocean City, Maryland in May 2022. Chris had it on a list of possible cons to travel to,<ref>[[Misc Discord chats#Possible MLP cons]]</ref> however the convention had him at the top of a preemptive ban list, incidentally above a known [[pedofork]]. It was postponed twice due to the [[COVID-19|coronavirus]] pandemic.<ref>https://www.horse-news.org/2020/03/seaquestria-fest-exposing-everything.html</ref>

===[[Everfree Northwest]]===
Chris originally wanted to attend this convention back in [[June 2021|June]] and [[July 2021]], but was banned after [[Incest Call|audio]] leaked of Chris admitting to [[Affair with Mother|incestuous relations with Barb]].<ref>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvGpsx6Wnqw</ref>

==Websites==
===PlayStation Network===
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Chris has gotten at least one temporary ban from the PlayStation Network's social networking features, as a result of making [[death threats]] to [[Adam Stackhouse]] and several others in one of his blog entries during [[August 2007]], over Adam's beating him in the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown]] through what Chris incorrectly claimed was a violation of the rules. One of the site's moderators ordered Chris to remove the blog entry, and when Chris responded by telling the moderator to "SHUT UP AND GO READ THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!", he found himself being slapped with a ban lasting approximately a month.

===DeviantART===
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Chris has been banned twice from deviantART. Both times were for a reason that you can probably guess right off the bat: sexual imagery without even bothering to use the proper mature content filters. The first time was around [[May 2009]], most likely due to the imagery from [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]]; the second was August 28, 2009, due to the infamous cameltoe scene in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] and the sex scene between [[Blake]] and [[Bubbles Rosechu]] in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]].

===YouTube===
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Chris abandoned many of his accounts after troll attacks. One of his accounts, CChanSonichu, was suspended because of [[The July 10th Messages|three insulting videos]] he posted in tandem on 10 [[July 2009]].

On 23 [[July 2016]], Chris [[July 2016 Facebook posts#2 Strikes on Youtube|posted]] that YouTube had tempa-banned his CwcvilleGuardian account from uploading videos. Chris believed that the ban was due to his use of the "F word". In reality, YouTube had banned him for violating its policy on "nudity or sexual content", after his channel received two strikes against it – one for [[IMG 3207]] and another for [[Paid Video Requests#Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies|Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Shake my boobies]]. Chris was unaware of the length of his ban, even though Kiwi Farms readers quickly determined that it was for two weeks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-23-chris-has-another-strike-against-him-from-youtube.22787/page-3#post-1621754</ref>

On 26 July, he circumvented the ban by [[Paid Video Request Reminder|uploading to another account]].

What's curious about this is technically you're not allowed to create another YouTube account after your previous channel has been suspended, though it's possible that Chris made another Google account and since he didn't re-upload any of his old stuff, he was able to continue having a YouTube account.

===Wikipedia===
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On 1 May 2009, Chris created an account on Wikipedia, hoping to show his side to his life story, one that wasn't "smeared" by trolls. It was deleted soon afterward for violating Wikipedia's policy on userpages and notability. When he attempted to contest this course of action, his user account was indefinitely blocked (although the blocking admin actually believed it to be a [[wikipedia:Sockpuppet (Internet)|sockpuppet]] of a troll and not the genuine article). As of now, the article name "Christian Weston Chandler" has been "salted" to prevent it from ever being recreated.

===Flipnote Hatena===
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After uploading and re-uploading numerous Flipnotes that violated the rules of the family-friendly Flipnote Hatena site, the moderators banned him permanently from uploading Flipnotes on the 2nd of [[July 2010]]. Chris has since evaded his ban. Flipnote Studio 3D was later released in [[February 2015]] after Flipnote Hatena shut down on the 31st of [[May 2013]].

===eBay (as a seller only)===

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Chris has attempted to sell the [[Original Sonichu and Rosechu Drawing]] on [[eBay]] since 1 [[June 2014]]. Time and again, however, the listing for the picture was taken down, either as a result of troll involvement, the listing expiring (the asking price of thousands of dollars not helping in that respect), or in true Chris fashion, breaking the terms of services on eBay by asking for offers on Facebook. This would culminate in a 3-day ban from eBay on June 8th, 2014. Chris, being incapable of taking "no" for an answer, stated his intention to put the picture back up for sale again the minute the ban expires.

On 12 June, Chris reposted the listing, only for eBay to give him ''another'' ban. When his second ban expired, he reposted a heavily-edited version of the posting, although still possible violating several of eBay's terms again. A third strike against Chris's tarnished eBay name is expected. Only time will tell if the world's largest online vendor will be added to the list of places that kicks Chris out and never lets him back in.

Around [[September 2014]], a guy named "Mr. Smith" decided to order one of Chris's mass-market [[medallion]]s, thinking that it would take 2 weeks to ship, not to ''create'' the medallion itself. After 2 weeks passed by with the medallion still not arrived, he filed a case to eBay, thus freezing Chris's PayPal. This ''really'' got Chris's [[duck]] in a twist, and led to a complicated series of events that later ended in eBay refunding Mr. Smith.

On [[June 2019]], Chris was banned from selling on eBay due to customer complaints on his failure to ship out orders.<ref>[[:File:Chrisebayblocked.png]]</ref>

===Sega Customer Service===
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GameStop is not the only place Chris is banned from for raging over ''Sonic Boom''. On 12 [[December 2014]], Chris sent Sega Customer Service an angry e-mail that raged over ''Sonic Boom'' and told them to recall ''anything'' with Sonic's blarms on it or else. Later in the day or the day after that, Sega banned his Customer Service account from the service.

===Facebook===
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On 3 [[July 2015]], Chris's Facebook account was taken down very briefly. While it is currently unknown why this occurred, it can likely be chalked up to Chris bending the rules of the website as per usual. These include screenshots of sexting, pictures of lizards mating, his omnipresent death threats to Sega, and linking to a Wikipedia article about tribadism with a sexual image as a thumbnail. The last straw was when he uploaded a drawing called "Pink Lemonade", which featuring Chris being showered with pink lemonade (or, as [[Kim Wilson]] interpreted it, period blood) from a pitcher pouring it through a [[china]]-shaped lemon, and bragging about how "It will be on Long enough for all to enjoy a glass." It's beyond surprising that Facebook was able to keep up with Chris's shenanigans for 4 years before taking it down for the 3rd time. His account was then put back up the same day, proving that Chris is the ultimate bullet-dodger.

However, it seems he hasn't got off quite yet, as a recent picture he posted of his [[manboobs]] on 9 July was surprisingly taken down due to reports, which is the first time Chris has had a photo taken down on Facebook. He then reposted it, leading to his account getting deactivated the second time this month. It was then put back up, then closed yet again, and ''then'' put back up. It seems that this might be where it continues on, but with Facebook taking down a post that asked Chris's followers to fund him a prosthetic china in [[September 2015]], only time will tell.

On 29 [[November 2014]], the makers of the [[Keep Sonic Original]] page banned Chris from the group after a post was made containing death threats to Sega. Also, on 4 [[October 2015]], Chris got booted off the Amiibo Trade & Collectors page for hostile posts and making Amiibos out of original characters.

On 15 [[November 2016]], Chris [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|announced]] that Facebook had temporarily banned him from posting for a week, due to his repeated death threats against [[Donald Trump]] on that platform.

===Lulu===
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In [[December 2015]], Chris got his account suspended from literature hosting website [[Lulu]]. The website doesn't allow authors to publish fanfiction or stories based on copyrighted characters and/or properties from other creators. Given that Chris used the website to publish copies of ''Sonichu'', you can guess how this turned out. He later made an alternate account on Lulu, in order to keep selling his comics. Even so, Chris decided to [[lie]] to his audience and claim that getting banned from Lulu was the cause of his "creative groove" being "killed".

On 9 February 2018, Chris reopened the account publicly, and it quickly got banned through the efforts of [[A-Logging|A-Logs]] three days later. However, he simply circumvented the ban by making another alt account, proven when he posted a poll on whether his fans would like a copy of [[Bryanfrogboy]]'s CWC Prequel comic with their comic order in March 2018.

===Etsy===
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Chris's Etsy business seemed to be going pretty well until [[March 2016]], when he bought a new [[PS4]]. The distraction left him ignoring many of his customers orders, often for months. People who bought video greetings from him would be told by Chris mid-video that he hoped the video wouldn't be late. In [[June 2016]], Chris's Etsy page vanished, and he later stated that [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]]. It's likely that Etsy took notice after repeated complaints from his customers and banned him from selling.

===Social media profiles===
{{main|DoopieDoOver|Tabitha St. Germain|LadyOfTheCosmo|Nowacking}}

In August 2017, Chris was blocked by four women he had been following on social media.

Doopie blocked him from her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and [[Patreon]] accounts after Chris repeatedly kept calling her darling, pledged to her Patreons while begging his fanbase for money, spammed her business e-mail with stories about his day while making clumsy attempts at befriending her, blocked her boyfriend on Twitter and continually refused to get it through his head that Doopie was not interested in being his friend. Weens also interfered by spamming her [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] and making fake pledges to her Patreon to view the Rosechu drawing she made for Chris's pledge reward.

Tabitha blocked him from [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] due to [[Weening|weens]] replying to his tweets to her, which resulted in her feed being overrun with their spam.

Chris reacted to the blocks by creating [[NightStar2891]], a sockpuppet account. He then tweeted them a hand-written apology letter, calling them "dear" instead of "darling".

Doopie informed him, yet again, that she wasn't going to be his friend, then blocked the sockpuppet.

Tabitha later mentioned that she didn't enact her block because of Chris specifically. Chris, observing her messages via NightStar2891, somehow decided that this gave him leeway to send her a 21-tweet message through that account, trying to befriend her. She blocked the sockpuppet as well.

LadyOfTheCosmo, a friend of Doopie's, blocked Chris on [https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Twitter#Blocks Twitter] after he sent her a tweet referring to her as "dear", then doubled down on using it after she called him out on it being inappropriate.

Nowacking blocked him around 26 August after he replied to her tweets about relationships and a swarm of weens spammed her account with accusations against Chris and telling her to block him. She has not commented on her reason for the block.

===Patreon===
Chris's [[Patreon]] was nuked on August 2, 2021 following the incest leaks.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/what-will-chriss-fate-be.96658/page-15#post-9620523</ref>

===Tapas===
[[Tapas]] is a comic-hosting website, one which Chris himself used to host his Sonichu comics and linked from his YouTube page. Shortly after his arrest, his comics were blocked for a "violation of community guidelines", either due to the incest allegations, or because of the graphic content of some of the issues.

==Discord Servers==
===Sonic World DX===
A [[Discord]] server for ''[[Sonic World]]'', a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' fangame which features the ability to use modded characters. Chris was first temporarily kicked from the server for stealing mods without permission.<ref>[[:File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png]]</ref> Despite being allowed to rejoin the server, Chris was permanently banned after confronting Cirrusfire over the takedown of [[Sonic World#Sonichu Mod (personally_updated)|''Sonichu Mod (personally updated)'']] on GameBanana.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/12-26-2020-chriss-dms-with-sonichu-mod-creator.82796/ ([https://archive.fo/T5ueo Archived])</ref>

===Official CWCki Server===
Chris was encouraged by [[Watchman]] [[Bismuth]] to join the Official CWCki Server, which he did on 10 [[August 2020]]. He was banned four days later, with a mod stating this was because "The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies." A separate server was made for Chris to do just that, but the setup was unfinished, Chris didn't join it, and the link was removed once [[weens]] got a hold of it.

==People's homes==
===[[14 Branchland Court]]===
That's right, he was banned from his own fucking house.
Following the revelation that Chris had been having a sexual relationship with his mother, Greene County [[Jerkop|Police]] conducted a [[welfare check]] at 14 Branchland Court on 30 [[July 2021]]. The police issued an emergency protective order against Chris, banning him from his own house until 5 August. He was arrested in Richmond on 1 August and has been in jail ever since. It remains to be seen if he will be permitted to return to his house when he is released.

===Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom's home===
In the wake of being kicked out of his home for the allegation of committing incest with his mother, Chris tried to make plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] in Richmond; however, they forbade him from doing so before he arrived,<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref> and even told the police that he was not to be allowed onto their property.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout]]</ref>

==Jail facilities==
===Rec room===
Chris liked to play basketball in the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] recreation room, mentioning it in a letter from 8 November 2021.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)]]</ref> However, on 30 November, Chris wrote in another letter that the room had since become restricted to him.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)]]</ref>

==Looking ahead==

If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated during Chris's incest, then he will have to register as a sex offender for at least 15 years.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref><ref>[https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/9.1-910 Code of Virginia § 9.1-910]</ref> The level of restrictions will depend on whether Chris has to register as a Tier I, Tier II or Tier III offender.<ref name="sor">[https://vspimages.vsp.virginia.gov/pages/sorpublic/SOR%20pamphlet%20.pdf Sex Offender and Crimes Against Minors Registry Guidelines]</ref>

However, we can expect that:
* Chris will not be allowed to return to 14 Branchland Court, as the residence is currently occupied by Barb, with whom he is forbidden to see; 
* Chris will not be able to live within 500 feet (150 meters) from a church, school, or daycare;<ref>https://fox17.com/news/local/neighbors-concerned-about-plans-for-a-registered-sex-offender-sanctuary-in-wise-county</ref>
* Chris will have very limited work and housing options, due to the societal stigma against sex offenders;
* Chris will not be able to [[Chris and politics|vote in elections]], without a pardon from Governor Glenn Youngkin ([[Pmurt|Republican]]);
* And finally, Chris will be permanently banned from all [[List of conventions attended by Chris|future conventions]], [[Charlottesville Fashion Square|malls]], hobby shops like comic book and [[GameStop|video game]] stores, [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|movie]] [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|theaters]], [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown#Aftermath|arcades]], [[Fridays After Five|concerts]], and places with children or anybody considered vulnerable to a sex offender.

Chris will still be allowed to use the internet (under the approval and supervision of a probation officer) because state-level bans have been ruled unlawful.<ref>https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-court-socialmedia-idUSKBN19A1ZB</ref><ref>https://www.aclu.org/press-releases/federal-court-enjoins-enforcement-social-media-ban-people-convicted-committing-sex</ref> However, the position of social media websites on allowing convicted sex offenders varies: Twitter does not specifically ban convicted sex offenders, but Meta does,<ref>[https://www.facebook.com/help/210081519032737 How can I report a convicted sex offender on Facebook?], and [https://www.facebook.com/help/instagram/131932550339730 How can I report a convicted sex offender on Instagram?]</ref> meaning that Chris may lose his Facebook and Instagram accounts if he is convicted. YouTube has banned creators and figures from their platform after they have been found guilty of certain crimes and real-world harm.<ref>https://www.thewrap.com/r-kelly-youtube-channels-removed-ban/</ref> In any case, the [[Unholy Quintet]] may also have an easier job in banning Chris from several websites and places by exploiting the societal stigma against sex offenders.

If Chris does manage to avoid the Homeless Saga by finding housing that accepts registered sex offenders, the Unholy Quintet will not be able to easily deploy "pocket parks" to drive Chris away.<ref name="sor"/> This is because, in Virginia, a public park has to be right next to a church, school, or daycare to receive the 500 feet exclusion zone.<ref name="sor"/>

==See also==
*[[Apology Letters]] (2014)
*[[Unban contracts]] (2016)
*[[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew]] (2019)
*[[Chris and negotiation]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Chris and remorse]]

==References==
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[[Image:CWCHouse.jpg|thumb|[[14 Branchland Court]], Chris's main residence for the majority of his life. Like the Phoenix, it has [[2014 house fire|risen from the ashes]].]]
{{Quote|Virginia is actually a beautiful state in most of its locations between the cities and the country scenery and suburbs, not to mention the Blue Ridge Mountains. The parks, trails, and nature areas are clean and lovely in [[Charlottesville]].|Chris<ref>[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)]]</ref>}}
Chris has lived all his life in the '''Commonwealth of Virginia''', leaving only to visit other parts of the [[United States]] for short periods of time. However, for various reasons he has lived in five different homes over the course of his life, in two different parts of the state. He has also spent time in three jails and a mental hospital.

Chris was born in a [[Charlottesville]] hospital and spent his early years in [[Ruckersville]], a bumfuck town on the outskirts of Charlottesville which is mainly inhabited by people similar to the late [[Bob Chandler]]. During his middle and high school years ([[1993]]-[[2000]]), he lived in a less bumfuck suburban area 77 miles (125 km) away, just outside the city of Richmond in Chesterfield County. His family decided to return to Ruckersville after Chris finished high school in 2000.

In [[August 2021]], Chris was jailed for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] at a facility in {{w|Orange County, Virginia|Orange County}}, as Greene County (where Ruckersville is located) does not have a jail of its own. In [[February 2022]] he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton}} to be made competent to stand trial. In [[May 2022]] he was returned to the jail.

==Chesterfield County (Richmond suburbs)==
[[Image:Cloverleaf Streetview.jpg|thumb|right|Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments.]]
[[Image:0083-SurrywoodHouse.jpg|thumb|right|Surreywood.]]
Richmond is the capital city of [[Virginia]] and the former capital of the [[Wikipedia:Confederate States of America|Confederate States of America]]. Chesterfield County is just southwest of Richmond, and contains many of its suburbs. Chris and his parents lived in this area from [[1993]] to [[2000]]. During his life here, Chris attended [[Providence Middle School]] and [[Manchester High School]]. He attended Korean Canaan Presbyterian Church with his father and occasionally went swimming at the local YMCA. By 2000 he was regularly playing [[Pokémon]] at [[Books-A-Million]].

The Chandler family [[A Week With Christian Chandler#Page 4|moved back]] to [[Ruckersville, VA|Ruckersville]] at the end of Chris's senior year, meaning that his transition from childhood to adulthood was marked by a physical relocation across the state. This move has therefore acquired enormous symbolic significance for Chris. His complete failure to become a successful adult since then, coupled with his rose-tinted view of high school and his [[gal-pals]], have caused him to romanticize Chesterfield County. He continues to believe that had his family not moved back to "lame Ruckersville," he would currently be drowning in [[china]] and everything would be perfect and uncomplicated.

The Chandlers have ties to the Richmond area going back well before Chris's birth. Barb moved to Richmond in the early 1960s with her husband Ran Coleman Yeatts, and Bob moved to the area with his family in 1975 for work. Barb's son [[Cole]] was brought up in inner Richmond, and Bob's daughter [[Carol]] attended [[Providence Middle School]], the same school Chris would later attend. Bob and Barb met at a bar in Richmond in 1979 and were living in Chesterfield County at the time of their marriage in 1980. They left the area shortly afterward when Bob was transferred by his job to Charlottesville.

Chris's [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] also live in Chesterfield County. Chris leaked their then-current home address in the [[Miyamoto emails]], hoping that Shigeru Miyamoto would send them a letter to somehow establish his legitimacy. They have since moved to a different residence, also in Chesterfield County, and wisely chose not to share their new address with Chris or Barb.<ref>[[Rental House Tour]]</ref> In the wake of the summer 2021 allegation that Chris had committed incest with his mother, Chris was forbidden by Emergency Protective Order from the home he shared with her and made plans to stay with his [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]]; however, they refused to accommodate him after they learned what he had done. Chris had already driven to Richmond, however, so it was there he would spend his final night (to date) as a free man, specifically at the Regency Inn, a drive-in motel a short distance away from the [[Regency Square Mall]]; after spending the night of July 31 there, he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested and jailed]] the following afternoon.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>

===Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments===
The Cloverleaf Lakes Apartments are a set of apartments located just outside of Richmond in Chesterfield County, where the [[Chandler]] family lived from September [[1993]] through the summer of [[1995]].

[[Chris's Wikipedia profile]] and his [[DVD Slideshow Transcripts]] state that he moved to Chesterfield County in September 1992. A 1993 [[IT TOOK A TALKING BEAR TO GIVE THE NAME A YOUNG BOY LOVES|''Richmond Times-Dispatch'' article]], however, makes it clear that he moved in September 1993 and that he was still living in Ruckersville during [[Christmas]] 1992.

Chris claimed to have often seen "whooping cranes" in the duck pond behind their domicile.<ref>[[DVD Slideshow Transcripts#CWC Note 2]]</ref> Whooping cranes are nearly extinct and are not found in Virginia, so it's more likely that he saw [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandhill_crane sandhill cranes].

===Surreywood Subdivision===
The Surreywood Subdivision, or as Chris spells it, "Surrywood", is an area of Chesterfield County where the Chandlers lived from [[1995]] to [[1996]].

===Newberry Towne Subdivision===
The Newberry Towne Subdivision is an area of 500-odd homes in Chesterfield County.<ref>[http://www.google.ca/search?q=site%3Achesterfield.gov+"newberry+towne" Chesterfield.gov]</ref> The Chandlers lived at 6008 Partingdale Circle<ref>[[A Week With Christian Chandler]], page 1</ref> from [[1996]] to [[2000]], Chris's important [[Manchester High School|high school]] years. It is a three-bedroom, three-bathroom condominium built in 1978.

According to Chris, the neighbors spread rumors about his family. He "didn't care much ado about it", but his parents "couldn't take it sitting down".<ref>[[:Image:0078-CWCNote2.jpg|DVD, note 2]]</ref> These rumors may be related to a mysterious individual named Jamie Dunn, who Bob claims harrassed the family beginning in [[1999]] and tried to get him locked up in jail.<ref>[[Ivy Q&A#The End]]</ref> Chris has never discussed the rumors in detail or mentioned whether they were a factor in the family's decision to move away from the Richmond area. He has, however, speculated that dark forces on the [[Greene County Conspiracy|Greene County School Board]] back home conspired to force the relocation.

<center><gallery>
Image:0108-NewberryTowneHouse.jpg|6008 Partingdale Circle.
File:0111-LegoWalkman1.jpg|Chris sitting outside his home.
File:0461-CWCWithCustomCookie.jpg|Chris in the kitchen.
File:0476-CWC18th7.jpg|Chris celebrating his [[My big 18th party|18th birthday]] in the living room.
File:ChesterfieldCounty2000.jpg|The living room shortly thereafter, in the midst of the move to Ruckersville.
File:ChesterfieldCountyRoom2000.jpg|Chris's room in high school.
File:Chris Old Bedroom Large.jpg|Chris's illustration of his room, with [[Spanish]] annotations.
</gallery></center>
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==Greene County (Charlottesville suburbs)==
Bob and Barbara first moved to the Charlottesville area circa [[1980]] when Bob was transferred there from General Electric's location in Richmond. Prior to this, neither of them had any ties to the area.

===14 Branchland Court===
{{Main|14 Branchland Court}}
Chris spent his first years in [[Ruckersville, VA]], where the Chandlers resided at [[14 Branchland Court]]. He and [[Bob Chandler|his father]] moved to the Richmond area after Chris left the fourth grade due to a dispute with the local school system. According to [[100 2178|a video address]] Chris released on 8 [[May 2010]], the Chandlers tried to sell 14 Branchland Court at some point during their time living in Richmond, but were unable to do so. As a consequence, Chris says, they were forced to move back to Ruckersville after he graduated [[high school]]. In recent years Chris has taken to referring to the house as the "Temple".

===Rental House===
After the January 2014 [[Destruction_Of_Chris's_House|fire at 14 Branchland Court]], the Chandlers moved to a temporary [[rental house]] at 6382 Flintstone Drive in the nearby unincorporated community of [[Wikipedia:Barboursville, VA|Barboursville]], Virginia. They returned to 14BC by January 2015.

==Jails and institutions==

===Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail===
Albemarle-Charlottesville Regional Jail serves the city of Charlottesville and the surrounding suburban area of [[wikipedia:Albemarle County|Albemarle County]]. Chris has spent a total of four nights in the jail.

Chris was first driven to the jail in July [[2005]] following an incident at [[Target]], but he was ultimately released without a full arrest.

Following the [[28 October 2011]] incident, Chris and Barb were arrested and spent the night of 28-29 October in the jail before being released on bail.

Following the [[26 December 2014]] incident, Chris was arrested and taken to the jail once again. Because he was arrested on a Friday, he spent three nights in jail before being released on bail on Monday, 29 December.

===Henrico County Regional Jail West===
Chris spent the night of 1-2 August 2021 in Henrico County Regional Jail West following his arrest for incest just outside of Richmond. On 2 August he was transferred to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Central Virginia Regional Jail===
{{main|Central Virginia Regional Jail}}

From 2 [[August 2021]] through 28 [[February 2022]], and again from 3 [[May 2022]] onwards, Chris was held without bond at '''Central Virginia Regional Jail''' (or as he once called it, "this Jail of Fail")<ref>[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021]]</ref> in {{w|Orange, Virginia|Orange}}, where he awaited several hearings on the charge of incest.<ref>https://dailyprogress.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/greene-county-woman-charged-with-incest/article_fbee4158-f3db-11eb-9ebc-bf432f1c0e8f.html</ref>

===Western State Hospital===
{{main|Western State Hospital}}

On 28 [[February 2022]], Chris was officially transferred from CVRJ to an undisclosed location which turned out to be '''Western State Hospital''', a mental hospital located in {{w|Staunton, Virginia|Staunton, Virginia}}, about 50 miles west of Ruckersville.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> He may actually have been transferred immediately after his hearing on 3 February, as his last jail letters from before the transfer are dated 30 January. Chris was held in 1 Hickory, a long-term unit. He was transferred back to CVRJ on 3 May.
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==Family in Red Oak==
Back when the Chandlers were still on speaking terms with their relatives outside of Ruckersville, they would make occasional trips to Barb's hometown of [[Wikipedia: Red Oak, Virginia|Red Oak]] (or, as Chris tends to spell it, "Redoak"), an extremely remote backwoods settlement near the North Carolina state line, to visit Barb's sister [[Aunt Corrina|Corrina]] and her family. It was here that the Chandlers picked [[Patti]] out of Corrina's litter. After her death in February 2009, they came to Red Oak to take part in her funeral.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 2]]</ref> [[Message for John Kyle|In a 2013 video]], Chris claims that everyone living in Red Oak after Corrina's death hates the Chandlers.

Chris visited Red Oak again over the weekend of 27-28 June 2009 to attend the wedding of his cousin [[Minor Family Members#Jonathan Carey|Jonathan Carey]]. In a July 2009 [[Chris-chan_Discusses...#Chris-chan_Discusses..._BILLY_MAYS|interview with Guru Larry]], Chris uses this trip as an alibi to prove that he could not have been the one piloting the plane [[BILLY MAYS]] was on shortly before his death.

Chris and Barb visited Red Oak in April 2012 (shortly after Chris [[Mia Hamm|lost his virginity]]) to plant flowers at her father's and Corrina's graves, but they did not visit their living family members as they were all "busy". Instead Chris and Barb stayed at a hotel in nearby [[Wikipedia: Clarksville, Virginia|Clarksville]].<ref>[[April 2012 Facebook posts#Vacation]]</ref><ref>[[Gal Pal E-mails 3#The Hooker and a Court Date]]</ref>

Confusingly, Chris once claimed in a conversation with a fan from the city of [[wikipedia:Fredericksburg, Virginia|Fredericksburg, Virginia]] that he had passed through his hometown, which is north of Richmond, on the way to Corrina's house "a few times".<ref>[[IRC_(24_October_2008)]]</ref> Chris has also mentioned Fredericksburg as the place where he bought [[Clover and Snoopy]] in 2012, and he has stated that the city of [[CWCville]] is located "to the north to north-east" of Fredericksburg.<ref>[[Discord Q&A 10]]</ref> One possible solution to this conundrum is that Corrina previously lived north of Fredericksburg before retiring to her hometown.

==Chris and the rest of the world==
For most of his life, Chris rarely left Virginia, save for a trip to San Francisco, California for [[Cole Smithey|his half-brother's]] birthday circa July 1989,<ref>[[Mumble 1]]</ref><ref>[[Rental House Tour#Time to go]]</ref> his ill-fated [[Ohio trip|road trip to Ohio]] to visit [[BlueSpike|Julie]] in 2009 and the occasional day trip to Washington, D.C. Since 2017, however, he has attended several conventions outside of his home state, including [[BronyCon]] and [[MAGfest]] in Maryland and [[TooManyGames]] in Pennsylvania. He also [[Pennsylvania Trip|drove to Pennsylvania]] to deliver a package to a fan and attempt to visit a popular YouTuber.

The California trip was the farthest Chris has traveled and the only time that Chris has flown on an airplane. [[Barb]] described the flight as "painful",<ref>[[Rental House Tour#Barb's family heritage]]</ref> but it is not clear if she was referring to the ordinary discomforts of air travel or if Chris's autism presented additional difficulties. Chris expressed an interest in returning to the San Francisco Bay Area for [[BABSCon]], but [[Chris and money|financial circumstances]] and the [[COVID-19]] pandemic prevented him from doing so. He had a much better chance of going to the [[Everfree Northwest]] convention in Washington state in [[August 2021]], but he was banned after news of his incestuous relationship with his mother came to light. If Chris is released from jail, his ''persona non grata'' status means that future long-distance travel opportunities will be limited.

To this day, Chris hasn't left the United States. He does ship internationally, and he sent a [[Hair#Hair mail|lock of his hair]] to a fan in Mexico, but that's the closest he has ever gotten to traveling abroad. When asked which countries he would most like to visit [[IRC (22 December 2008)|in 2008]], he mentioned [[Anime|Japan]], England and France. When asked the same question again [[Twitter Q&A|in 2019]], his answer had changed to England, Japan, Canada and "maybe [[Nazis|Germany]], [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|Scotland and Ireland]]".

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Saga

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{{Honest}}
{{Protip|Contacting Chris does not make a saga, even if it gets a response. Getting your own saga in Christory is also ''NOT'' an achievement. [[Julie|Just]] [[Megan|ask]] [[Idea Guys|these]] [[Bella|people]].

 In addition, it is important to note that sagas by definition occur for a number of reasons, regardless of troll involvement. These sagas are about Chris, not you.}}
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{{Quote|I've had online relationships in my past; most of which were good, but all of them ended not so good for me.|Chris makes the understatement of the century<ref>[[Sydney Kirsch]]</ref>}}

A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events, documenting Chris' actions during a specific span of time.

==Meta-sagas==
For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for Laughs Under Lucricities. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his Ego|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].

===Love Quest (ca. 2003 - March 2018; January 2021-Present)===
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''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, the house fire and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality|fictional characters]].

The Love Quest would seem to come back in full force by the beginning of 2021, and much more intense than before, with Chris expressing sexual frustrations to Watchmen members, wishing to get a physical girlfriend. He would crush on multiple women of interest all at once and have wet dreams that involved cartoon characters. It would get intense to the point of releasing this sexual frustration on his own mother, leading to dire consequences.
{{Love Quest}}

===Transgender Saga (''30 March 2011 - Present'')===
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In [[2011]], Chris began the process of gender transitioning. In March of that year, he starting cross-dressing and later came out as a "tomgirl". Despite resistance from his parents, Chris continued down the transgender path, exploring his gender identity. In 2014, he briefly identified as a lesbian male, and a year later, settled on identifying as a lesbian transwoman.
{{Sexuality}}

===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - July 2021'')===
Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

Chris' Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]].

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===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
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Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.

In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed he needed to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.

===Roleplaying Saga (''August 2017 - Present'')===
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As a maladaptive coping mechanism against the bleakness of his [[reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world. It was once again re-enforced by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic due to the fact that it cancelled all the conventions Chris was planning to attend in [[2020]].

On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote a letter in jail, where he declares himself as Jesus of Nazareth.

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===Dimensional Merge (''14 October 2018 - 3 August 2021'')===
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{{Main|Dimensional Merge}}

Due to the influence of the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad, ideas of a dimensional merge began to manifest within Chris. This came to a head in [[October 2018]], when Chris uploaded a video where he announced that our dimension will soon merge with another. He has revised the deadline for this prophecy several times. This was followed by several months of him droning about it on Twitter, even during his Soft Exile (described below). Various weens, including [[Sarah and Steve]], would circumvent new Twitter restrictions through physical mail or other channels, seeking to encourage him further; in [[April 2019]] things went to a new level when [[Future_message_from_Crystal_W_Chandler|a video]] was posted of a masked man reading a letter supposedly from a time-traveling [[Reginald Chandler]] announcing the merge.

{{Fantasies}}

==Pre-Christory (''[[Birthday|24 February 1982]] - June 2000'')==

The world at large discovered Christian Weston Chandler on 27 October 2007. Before this time, we have only a scanty record to the details of Chris's life. For the early Noughties, the earlier ''Sonichu'' comics (especially [[Sonichu 4]]) are a substantial, if biased, record of notable events; Chris has supplemented this with several other records, including his [[diary]], and some videos from the time (such as his 2004 Christmas) have been leaked. For the twentieth century, which includes all of Chris's childhood and [[honor roll|high school years]], our records are much sparser. Some content, such as [[Manchester High Leaks|some school papers]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|television footage]], have been unearthed, though much remains unknown or dubious. Indeed, much of our knowledge of Chris's childhood comes from later accounts by Chris. However, Chris's childhood is what made him the manchild he is today, so we must discuss it when discussing him.

===Early Childhood Saga (''24 February 1982 - 1991'')===

Chris was brought upon onto the world on 24 February 1982.

When Chris was eighteen months old, an abusive babysitter named Roach (or Roche) locked Chris in a room filled with nothing but toys. This was allegedly the event that led to Chris's autism, though actual scientific evidence points to it being an inborn disorder. Some accounts describe the room as a closet, while others describe it as a playroom. In any case, the trauma turned young Christopher from talkative to mute. He wouldn't speak or vocalize again until the age of seven.

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===Nathanael Greene Saga (''1991-92'')===
Chris was allegedly abused at Nathanael Greene Elementary School by the principal and other members of staff. According to Chris, they pinned him down and recorded him screaming. His father then moved the family to Richmond and took legal action against the school district. The case was dropped in 1994. Chris claims that he had very uncomfortable experiences with one allegedly gay teacher at Nathanael Greene which Chris uses to justify his homophobia. Chris and his father also believed that the Greene County school system was not qualified to teach autistic children and Chris would spend his fifth grade being homeschooled by his parents in order to protect him from the perceived danger of the public school system. He and his family relocated to the Richmond area on the other side of the state, where he'd spend the remainder of his years as a minor.
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===Leonard Bearstein Saga (''December 1992 – February 1994'')===
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On Christmas of '92, shortly after Chris's move to Richmond, he encountered a miracle. Up until this point, his full name had been Christopher Weston Chandler. Then, he saw an animatronic orchestra playing popular Christmas tunes at the local mall. The orchestra was headed by one Leonard Bearstein, a robotic bear controlled by an operator behind the scenes.

The bear would often interact with the kids, and when Chris told him his name was Christopher, the bear misheard him as saying Christian. Chris took it as a sign from God, while Bob believed it was the bear's British accent. In any case, Chris started going by Christian and had his name legally changed in court the next year. He wouldn't change it again [[transgender|until 2016]].

More importantly, this saga would also mark some of the first instances of Chris's ego being stroked. Most notably in how this particular event had been alleged to be the direct cause of him finding an autism-friendly school, and winning the Sonic the Hedgehog Sweepstakes.

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===High School Saga (''August 1996-June 2000'')===
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In many senses, Chris peaked in high school. He holds his high school memories and gal-pals dear to his heart. From a positive view, he had his [[gal pal]]s, [[honor roll]], and job as a <s>water boy</s> basketball team manager, and he produced a high volume of [[art]], which included [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself. On the flip side, he got an [[Song of Christian|F in English]] and had to ride on the short bus. Graduation was especially painful when he didn't win a not-so-prestigious best artist award.

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==Early Adult Chronicles (''June 2000 – 27 October 2007'')==
Chris came of age in 2000, a time of many transitions. Once he graduated from [[Manchester High]], he was no longer in the safe, regimented world of compulsory education. No more guaranteed or arranged friendships, and the kid gloves have come off. Colleges are also stricter when setting student accommodations, and professors don't always have time for special arrangements. Additionally, Chris got a taste of the real world at [[Wendy's]], which fired him for [[Donald Duck impersonation|multiple]] [[Cousin_Al#Bowling_Outing|reasons]].

The little boy who [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|was once doing so well]] now had to make his life work outside of school. Of course, some programs can help autistic folks find work, but Chris figured that was too [[stress]]ful. Instead, he took the easy route with help from [[Bob]]: he applied for [[Monthly tugboat|social security disability checks]]. While fellow students had to balance their schedules with jobs, Chris had all the time in the world to focus on school. After graduating, his whole life became free time. Without a job, Chris had little motivation to get his life together.

While scarcer than in modern times, records for this period are much more substantial than those of Chris's childhood. Even without external provocation or influence, the events of this period, including the Love Quest and the first ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s, were enough to make Chris an Internet legend and would lay the foundation for everything yet to come.

===PVCC Saga (''September 2000 - May 2006'')===
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From [[2000]] to [[2006]], Chris attended Piedmont Virginia Community College, a local community college, to obtain a degree in [[Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. It took him five years of [[Chris's education|schooling]] to complete an ostensibly two-year degree, and this time in his life was not without drama. His 21st birthday in [[2003]] marked the beginning of the [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go around campus carrying a [[sign]] showing his demands for an ideal partner. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], a dean at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], confiscated the signs. He retaliated by making more; he even printed some out to put around campus walls. Chris eventually confronted Walsh, who [[banned]] him from PVCC for a year. Chris had to receive a [[autism papers|psychological evaluation]] to be allowed back on campus, and he began using the sign in other locations. Chris immortalized Walsh as a cartoon villain in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].

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===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===
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From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris. The saga would end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her go, and his useless attempts at making amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties with him).

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===Stackhouse Saga (''June - 4 August 2007'')===
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In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time an unsuspecting member of the public inadvertently caused a saga. From then on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

Over a decade after the Saga concluded, Chris finally made peace with Stackhouse after the latter made a surprise appearance in the audience for [[MAGfest#The_Christory_of_Sonichu_panel|Chris's panel]] at [[MAGfest]] 2018.

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==Classic Chris Era (''27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010'')==
The era that most associate with Chris. The mists of antiquity begin to fade on 27 October 2007, when an unrelated thread on the ''Something Awful'' forums was derailed by someone mentioning seeing our epic cycle's hero in the flesh.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
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In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm, although the site has long since fallen out of relevance in Chris's life, replaced with outlets such as the [[Kiwi Farms]].

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===Blanca Saga (''August - 21 October 2008'')===
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Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

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=== GAMe PLACe Saga (''August 2008 - June 2014'')===
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Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the second-longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he ''still'' holds a grudge against Mike.

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===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

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===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid-2010)''===
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In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

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===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

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===Miyamoto Saga (''January - 10 February 2009'')===
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

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===Julie Saga (''February - March 2009'')===
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Bella]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

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===PSN Hacking Saga (''February 2009 - 27 August 2010'')===

After Clyde had faked his death, he came back and hacked into Chris's PSN account, to which Chris would attempt to convince Vivian Gee to pay him back after Clyde used up $15 from his account. Clyde would however be outpreformed by a greater enemy, [[Jack Thaddeus]].

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===Emily Saga (''March 2009 - 25 May 2014'')===
A troll in Chris's area named Emily Schifflet noticed that he wouldn't remember her face, so she decided to play multiple troll characters in Chris's life. One of them was Emily, who met Chris for a staged IRL date before going out with a man in a pickle suit. Another was [[Kim Wilson]], a platonic gal-pal who hung out with Chris in real life and online. This troll would also go under the name "Scarlet" while playing the Kim character.

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===Ivy Saga (''March - July 2009'')===
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

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===Vanessa Saga (''April - May 2009'')===
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In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

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===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

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===Liquid Chris Saga (''21 June - 10 November 2009'')===
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

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===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

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===Tito Saga (''January 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the lulz spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

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==Dark Ages (''20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014'')==
Though [[The Miscreants|the Miscreants]] could collectively keep Chris on edge for well over a year, it was inevitable that the archetypical lolcow would someday cease to give milk. His seeking out the Wallflower and then Jackie in person, instead of believing every self-declared boyfriend-free girl who caught his fancy online, was an early sign of the changing atmosphere: Chris's ill-fated attempt to seduce her marked a shift from focusing on on-line to real-world affairs. Information on Chris's life would increasingly need to be sought through [[Flipnote Hatena]], in-person encounters and other sources beside the Internet; [[Chris and cinematography|traditional videos]] became less frequent. Occasional [[muscle bra|transvestitism]] would soon become [[tomgirl|permanent]] as Chris began to leave his old identity behind him. Surprisingly, Chris would come to abstain even from his traditional [[Love Quest|pursuit of women]] and put the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] on indefinite hiatus.

All sagas during this period are of this early transitional phase: [[Bob Chandler]]'s death in late [[2011]] drew a veil over Chris's affairs for the next several years. Direct records from Chris during this time are nearly exclusively found on [[Facebook]]; for a time, it appeared that Chris had learnt from his many years of abuse at the Internet's hands and was finally keeping a low profile. We are again dependent mostly on third-party sources for events such as [[28 October 2011|Snyder's near-death at Chris's hands]], the resulting [[Chris and the law|conviction]] and the [[2014 house fire]] in the following years. Organic CWC-generated activity would not re-emerge until mid-[[2014]], proving that he had, in fact, [[honor roll|learnt nothing]] from past events.

===First Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down several times. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

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===Jackie Saga (''5 April - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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Following the Wallflower incident's fallout, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

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===Calling Out Saga (''6 August - 6 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. Though Chris reached the zenith of the Calling Out Saga on a high, having believed himself to have exiled some of his most prominent rivals from the internet, these series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

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===Second Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')===
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Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris' internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.
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==Renaissance (''3 September 2014 to 24 October 2017'')==

Chris soon came back to relevance on September 3 2014 when he showed irrational hatred for the Sonic the Hedgehog reboot, [[Sonic Boom]].

===Catherine Saga (''9 July - 14 December 2014'')===
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. Catherine's associate, [[Cousin Al]], would also meet the two of them at Applebee's, to which Chris would invite both of them to the charred remains of his house following a fire. From there, Al would collect several of Chris's old Manchester High assignments.

According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

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=== Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris only took umbrage at the fact that the color of Sonic's arms had been changed from tan to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

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===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - July 2016)===
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Between fall 2015 and summer 2016, Chris was in contact with people he vaguelly dubbed his ladyfriends or managers. During this time, he would be trolled by various characters - [[Jeff/Francine]] Ouzos, a thinly-disguised parody and wealthy rival of Chris; [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple considering Chris as a sperm donor, to whom he showed off his [[Chris's Specimen Sample|frozen sperm collection]]; and [[Johan]], the catalyst for the [[Lesbian Sex Audition]].

This saga saw the return of Chris uploading videos to YouTube after a years-long hiatus.

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===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him "Pmurt" in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.

On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga. Even when Trump was impeached, Chris gave no thoughts on it.
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===Doopie Saga (''7 March - 26 September 2017'')===
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], This saga began when Chris [[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting.The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him.
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leaked his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves.

Doopie has not contacted Chris since August 2017; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.

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===Quinn Saga (''7 September - 5 October 2017'')===
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Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''. This saga would serve as the transition for the new wave of trolling yet to come for Chris.

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==Transcendental Awakening (''August 2017 to 30 July 2021'')==

After a period of reemergence from Chris, several trolls soon began to notice Chris' deteriorating mental state, and found it the perfect opportunity to troll him again, this time through the tactic of [[enablers|enabling]] his beliefs and brainwashing new ridiculous concepts into him. This all began with [[Joshua Wise]], an anime-obsessed troll who greatly manipulated him for his own personal gain by changing major parts of the canon of his Sonichu comics, coercing him into producing strange videos, and proposing the [[Polyamorous marriage|infamous marriage]] between Chris and a bunch of fictional characters, half of which Chris had already created.

Chris' new motto to [[Chris and kindness|befriend everyone he meets]], even complete strangers, has also made it much easier to manipulate him. Because of this, many other trolls began to follow suit, using some of the same tactics that Wise had used to manipulate Chris with, with very little questioning on his end. Since then, Chris has started to believe himself to be the goddess of an alternate dimension, dubbing himself and all other residents of said dimension as "[[OCs]]".

===Idea Guys Saga (''25 October 2017 - 29 April 2018'')===
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In early November 2017, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.

It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris' "idea guy", noted Chris' difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".

After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise.

Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.

Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.

In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).

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===Prequel Comic Saga (''2 January 2018 - 14 May 2018'')===
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On 2 January 2018, the graphic designer and comic creator [[Bryanfrogboy|Bryan Shickley]] would get the attention of Chris after he had created "Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic". Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved. During a time when Chris was in financial ruin, which was later worsened after the Idea Guys extorted money from him, the comic, along with the merchandise created by Bryan, would become some of the first things that Chris would promote to help him out of his dire financial situation.

Bryan's comic would also get Chris to reflect on some of his biggest blunders, including SheCameForCWC.jpg, him attemping to run over Michael Snyder, and others.

A highlight of the brief saga includes Chris approaching what appeared to be his first male sweetheart, Bryan himself, as a result of the Idea Guys previously brainwashing him into believing he was bisexual, even writing an erotic gay poem for him. Attempts were made by Bryan's girlfriend to keep Chris away from Bryan. Along with this, gal-pal Tings Tingz would also show feelings for Bryan.

Due to his associations with Chris during the midst of the Idea Guys, Bryan would be accused by onlookers as a possible troll and/or ween, as well as getting attacked by actual weens himself.

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===Guard Dogs (''Summer 2018'')===
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After the events of the Idea Guy saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a [[ween]] epidemic. To combat this, Null and The Captain decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxxing the senders.

According to con attendees, Null seems to have recruited some Kiwi Farms users to follow Chris around [[BronyCon]] in 2018 in order to prevent people from talking to him. If this is true, it's most likely in response to Chris's meltdown at [[TooManyGames]] and Null, not wanting this to happen again, assembled an elite anti-ween task force. The Captain assisted Chris when his car broke down on the way back from BronyCon. More elaborate plans were also implemented, including a plan for a field agent to whisk Chris away to assisted living after his mother passes.

Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world. Eventually, it became clear that Chris had disregarded the precautions set up for him and found a new set of trolls to replace the Idea Guys: the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Null and The Captain's willingness to help Chris has since diminished, although they remain in proximity to Chris online to document and discuss any goings-on.

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===Teen Troon Squad Saga (''24 April 2018 - 1 January 2019'')===
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The Teen Troon Squad is a group of 18- to 19-year-old FTM trans people who live locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in April 2018.

After Chris was rescued from the [[Idea Guys]] in May 2018, he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish in the form of the Teen Troon Squad; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was trolled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters when the Squad invited Chris over to their house, where they pushed his delusional thinking.

In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas, a Squad member, has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the Squad encouraged these beliefs in Chris.

In November 2018, several previously unreleased Idea Guy videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] began to be leaked on Chris's Twitter.

In late December 2018, the Squad was doxxed by an unknown party who logged into Chris's Twitter. One of the Squad members then leaked more documents on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. As a result of the spotlight being well and truly shone upon their schemes, the Teen Troon Squad has since retreated into the shadows.

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===GOPony Saga (''13 August 2018 - Present'')===
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As the [[2010s]] came to a close, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was clearly entering its last days. Since its target audience is school aged children it's a common practice by the more competent animation studios to end those shows before it gets to the point that the kids watching it are younger than the show itself. Afterwards, if said show was part of a franchise, they create a new installment for said franchise. Such a cycle has been happening in My Little Pony since its inception in 1984 and has happened once again. Friendship is Magic ended in [[2019]] with a more light-hearted filler series airing from [[2020]] as a way to tide over the fanbase until the premiere of the new generation, which happened in [[September 2021]] with the release of a movie. The filler series, called MLP: Pony Life struck a major nerve with Chris who holds the belief that Friendship is Magic is meant to have 14 seasons due to delusions rooted in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. This instance, preceded in [[August 2018]] by a panning of the leaked early designs for the G5 ponies were some of the occasional posts of disapproval throughout the close of the decade. For a while it was on Chris' back burner but on 27 [[July 2021]] Chris uploaded a tard rage video demanding that the new My Little Pony generation be cancelled, confirming that Chris holds Sonic Boom-esque feelings towards this. The lulz were subsequently cancelled when Chris admitted to incest.

However, despite his incarceration, this hasn't stopped him from expressing nothing but hatred towards this reboot. Chris had expressed in numberous jail letters about how he believes the reboot has caused major world catastrophes such as the Russo-Ukrainian war.

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===Jacob Saga (''14 July - 28 November 2019; 15 July - 26 August 2020'') ===
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Though he had been [[autism|autistically]] obsessed with Chris since around 2018, amateur sorcerer Jacob Sockness only made Chris's acquaintance in [[June 2019]], after an unremarkable troll convinced Chris that Sockness would be interested in buying his filthy bathwater. On 14 [[July 2019]], the two agreed to a closer partnership: Sockness would act as a middleman for Chris's [[2019 Sales Listings|merchandise]], in order to evade Chris's [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay ban]]. The two would soon abandon this scheme, however, instead deciding to direct their attention to another of their shared interests; [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|pretending to be gods]]. Their mystical and occultist schemes would cross-pollinate, Jacob's extraterrestrial demons wending their way into the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s logistics. The most notable example being the [[Spirit possession#Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan possession]], in which from [[August 2019]] to [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he swapped minds with [[Magi-Chan]] in order to visit [[Jacob Sockness]] so he wouldn't need to actually do so in real life. The period of Magi-Chan roleplaying lasted an entire month. Jacob's antics with Chris was not ignored, as soon, [[Kiwi Farms|onlookers]] would find out about Jacob and dox him, but Sockness would not be deterred by a mere dox; for he had apparently already doxxed himself long before meeting Chris, and would boast freely and frequently about how he was misleading Chris for his own ends. [[Slow-in-the-minds|Despite the obvious dangers]], Chris continued to believe Jacob's teachings [[honor roll|at face value]], and encouraged his desire to meet in person. In late [[September 2019]], the situation nearly reached a boiling point when Sockness announced that he had secured a train ticket and was traveling from his home in California to [[Charlottesville]], and threatened that he would [[rape|brutally abuse]] Chris after arriving at [[14 Branchland Court]]. Being understandably alarmed by this, Chris [[Chris and negotiation|demanded]] that Sockness return, and with the help of the [[Watchmen]], arranged for a [[white knight|supporter]] to intercept Sockness in Chicago and provide for him to return to San Francisco. Jacob relented, and the two grew more distant. Sockness would temporarily return to Chris's good side in late [[October 2019]] and early [[November 2019]], yet by the end of that month he would once again be cast aside by Chris.

However, in early 2020, Chris once again started to talk to Jacob, believing in Jacob's supposed [[Magical thinking|occult practices]]. Though it appeared that they were coming close to one another again, Chris's and Sockness's relationship would permanently come to an end in [[August 2020]], after Sockness creepily theorized on [[Twitter]] that [[Mia Hamm]] supposedly bared Chris's illegitimate child after they had sex. Although Jacob would make several other attempts to win Chris's favor over the course of the next few months, all attempts would ultimately be unsuccessful.

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==The Rise (Mid 2018 - 1 August 2021)==

By Mid 2018, with the creation of several [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|documentaries]] pertaining to Chris, a new generation of Christorians had began to form, and awareness of the Chris Chan saga began to rise, further fueled by Chris's expanding fantasy world, partially influenced by webcomic [[Ben Saint]].

In late 2019, a group consisting of [[enablers]] and [[white knights]] was established through [[Discord]] to gatekeep Chris from potential [[trolls]], [[A-Log|A-Logs]], and the aforementioned weens. Much like many other white knights and enablers, they gained Chris's trust by appealing to and indulging in his delusions, specifically ones related to the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]]. They eventually named themselves the Watchmen. The group's primary objective was to protect Chris from trolls.

Alongside the Watchmen, another group of enablers called [[Praetor]] had formed, allowing Chris to profit off of his fantasies (though only at a fraction of what they themselves made), the closest he's gotten to a real job. In conjunction to this, Chris was pumping out more drawings on a consistent basis.

As a result of both groups, and Chris's newer business ventures, Chris's life appeared to become more stable, as there was less interference from trolls, he was now consistently making profits due to a growing fanbase, and he had even found a woman who was actually attracted to him. This era marks the calm before the storm, when most of Chris's activity seemed primarily dormant again, and it appeared that things were going much better for him.

===Copitz Saga (''19 May 2018 - December 2019'')===

On 19 May 2018, the Youtube speedrunner and Twitch user [[Copitz]] had began visiting [[14 Branchland Court]] to record videos of himself with Chris and his friends in several different areas. Some of these videos included ones where Chris was in an abandoned hospital hunting for ghosts, while others had involved several interviews with him.

Copitz would play a major role in the development of the Chris Chan docuseries, [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], which consisted of several of their interactions with Chris from the span of December 2019. The documentary series wouldn't be announced or publicized until more than two years later.




===TF2 Analysis Saga (''Late 2018 - 30 October 2020'')===
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In [[January 2019]], a slew of people began to block Chris on Twitter, either due to his own harassment or egging on by weens. This caused Chris, naturally, to rage about it, and eventually to protect his Twitter account. For months, he had shown no signs of budging. All of his tweets during this period consisted of complaining about being blocked, or else his dimensional delusions mentioned above. After protecting his Twitter account, he would greatly reduce his social media activity, and in [[June 2019]] even extended to disabling comments again on his [[June 2019 videos|recent videos]]. This period of time also marked Chris's bizarre adoption of the word "[[My Little Pony|Bugbear]]" (a phrase referring to minor annoyances) and employing it almost everywhere in his wild and unclear rants. After several months, Chris's initial bitterness from the blocks seems to have faded, and he opened his Twitter account for the public again.

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===Secret Shipfic Saga (''16 August 2019 - 31 July 2021'')===
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On 16 August, 2019, Chris began to create trading cards for his Sonichu comics, much like his [[Wall of Originals]] using a template from the My Little Pony parody game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]''. His most ambitious project in several years, Chris fully embraced the concept, and has seemingly supplanted the ''Sonichu'' comics in favour of the cards as his principal monetary venture. The card game also became Chris's primary means to expand upon the lore of the fantasy world that he has created, and that several trolls from before had provided influence onto. Chris had posted several cards featuring the OCs created by fans and enablers.

[[Ben Saint]] a webcomic artist and creator of the webseires ''Endless War'', had tried to profit off of Chris's infamy by implementing characters from the comic into Sonichu, thereby creating the "Slime Saga". Chris had eventually implemented Ben's characters and ideas into Sonichu in [[Sonichu Special 7]]. However, Ben's attempts at creating a new saga from the ground-up, and promoting his comic, by tinkering with Chris's own comics only proved to be of a very limited success when Chris began ignoring Saint's attempts at provocation by mid-October, and when conflicts of interest had risen between the two creators. Following from this, several white knights and past enablers such as [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[MKRNightVee]] came into the scene in order to regain power over Chris or to justify Chris's actions. When Chris began shifting his focus on his Sonichu comics to the aforementioned card game, Chris had implemented Saint's characters, as well as ideas brought to him by drama surrounding him, and a new wave of [[white knights]] defending Chris's actions, [[enablers]] suggesting new OCs into Chris's now expanding universe, and [[weens|wannabe trolls]] trying to take a piece of Chris's infamy for themselves would show up into the mix.

Chris was able to develop a new fanbase through a series of commissions, and implementing people's [[OCs]] into his canon.

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===Watchmen Saga (''Late 2019 - August 2021'')===
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The Watchmen would gatekeep Chris through means of collecting information, doxing, and harassing anybody attempting to interact or get involved with Chris. The existence of the Watchmen was not publicly known until [[August 2020]], in which they leaked content that they had received from Chris.

The Watchmen would be responsible for and or related to many notable events that took place throughout 2020 and early 2021. Such as removing [[Jacob Sockness]]'s influence over Chris, the previously mentioned [[August 2020 Watchmen leaks|August 2020 leaks]], being heavily involved in the [[Discord Q&A]]'s, and having multiple conflicts with members of [[Praetor]].

However, as 2021 continued on, the Watchmen seemingly became less publicly involved with Chris. Things came to a head in [[June 2021]], as internal conflicts among the Watchmen arose, with a member of the group, [[The WCT]], being doxed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] by the leader of the group, [[Naught|Bismuth]]. The WCT then decided to inform Chris of Bismuth doxing him. As a result, Chris recorded a short audio clip saying "Fuck Bismuth!" before leaving [[The Place]], a Discord server run by the Watchmen, while The WCT was being simultaneously banned from it. A few days later, another member of the Watchmen stated on Twitter that Chris had apparently cut contact with her and other Watchmen. This incident effectively ended the most known iteration of the Watchmen.

A new Discord server, entitled [[The Knights of CWC]], was established by [[The WCT]], who invited Chris and several members of the Watchmen. In the meantime, Chris was also set to attend the brony convention [[Everfree Northwest]]. Chris was already in contact with a troll and sweetheart named [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Janke]], who was later known for claiming to have had plots to harm Chris. Chris was also secretly in contact with another sweetheart codenamed as "[[The Suitress]]", a young autistic woman who had a genuine crush on him, who had planned to meet him at the convention. Chris would introduce the Suitress to Bella in WCT's Knights server. The both of them had agreed to serve as bodyguards to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]], who swore to attend the event in disguise. Bella would also agree to serve as Chris's "photographer".

Chris would remain active in the Knights of CWC server all the way up until [[Jail Saga|his arrest on 1 August 2021]] due to his incestuous behavior with Barbara. When Bella attempted and failed to damage control her name, she would trick the WCT into believing that a set of fabricated texts she made that alleged Chris was having BDSM-style sex with Barb were real, and that the Suitress had also owned a copy of these texts of her own. WCT sharing these texts, along with partially revealing the Suitress's identity would get him in hot water, and cause many Watchmen members to turn tail.

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===Praetor Saga (''October 2020 - Present'')===
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On October 2020, Chris would be seen in a photo posing with several members of a group refered to as Praetor. This group would sell Chris-related merchandise with his permission. Most of the merchadise that Praetor had sould would have been used as a means for Chris to profit off of his fantasies amist the Financhu Crisis, creating his very own cult. Chris had a sermon regarding the Dimensional Merge at the Goochland Library. Praetor had also created special Golden Medallions which would give customers access to the Golden Church of Sonichu.

By the time Chris had interacted with Praetor, Chris had also gotten in touch with a new sweetheart, Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke, who created an animated intro for him by his request. Bella also acted very nice around Chris, which would cause her to gain much trust from him. However, Bella also displayed notable A-logging elsewhere, claiming that she wanted to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide, and even claiming that she tried to persuade other Praetor members to convince him to cut his penis off.

Praetor was also a target of the white-knight group, the Watchmen. Most infamously, Praetor promoted the sale of tasers and stun guns on their Etsy page to simulate "zapping to the extreme". A taser and Pikachu mask would be found in their shopping cart. Chris stated on 21 February 2021 that he wanted to use a taser in order to activate the Dimensional Merge by zapping his [[Gate Crystal]]. Following this, Chris engaged in a call with Praetor leader Caden Peck and several Watchmen members, discouraging him from taking this course of action. A chunk of the full call would be leaked, leaving out much of the key context in the full call, and many rumors about the group and the call would be spread by Watchmen leader [[Naught]], Larry Vaughn, and Bella on the Kiwi Farms, as well as by the Christuber [[GiBi]] on his own YouTube channel.

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===Warhol Saga (''24 May - 19 September 2021'')===

In May 2021 Chris discovered an Amazon listing for a fake book made by Don Lashomb that favorably compared him to mid-century pop artist Andy Warhol. Naturally this inflated his ego and caused him to devote several tweets to said comparison. Later he went on to begin reviewing the book and made Tweets featuring his takes on the ween's compliments. Chris would make several periodic tweets throughout summer 2021, reviewing the book as he went along.

Despite Lashomb cutting ties with Chris, Chris would continue to promote the book.

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==The Descent (''26 June 2021 to Present'')==
After enjoying nearly 14 years of being an infamous YouTuber with a cult following, Chris's notability rose as his reputation plummeted. His name trended on Twitter as local news picked up on his latest controversy yet. Soon came a new wave of [[carpetbaggers]], an explosion of Chris-related content, and many major shifts in Chris's life. Here's where shit hits the fan:


===Incest Saga (''26 June 2021 - 31 July 2021'')===
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During the beginning of 2021, Chris exhibited [[Lonely feelings|many signs of sexual frustration]] much more intense than ever before, to the point of openly discussing this with several Watchmen members, as well as crushing on [[MKRNightVee|several]] [[Annie Ikenberry|females]] [[Bella|of]] [[The Suitress|interest]] all at once, and having wet dreams involving cartoon characters<ref>[[:File:ThePlace1stLayer 02Feb21 - almost sex dream.png]]</ref>. Towards the end of June, Chris grew impatient and decided to release this sexual frustration on his own mother. Chris would do this over the span of one month every three days. Chris would hint at this affair over this timespan, referring to Barb as a "Sweetheart over 50".

On 5 July 2021, Null would be one of the first people that Chris would confess to having a "sweetheart over 50".

On 13 July 2021, Chris would also confess to Bella that he was having an affair with the "sweetheart over 50". About two weeks later, on the the 28th, he would further confess in a 4-hour call that this sweetheart was actually his mother. The following night, when Bella had given her an edited 9 minute version of the call, the Suitress initiated leaks of it by sharing a further edited 4-minute version of the call, and then the full 9 minutes when people doubted its legitimacy. Bella would end up doing damage control to her name soon after, which ended up with her getting discovered.

On 31 July 2021, two days after the initial leak, Greene County police were contacted and Chris was removed from his property, with Barb also being taken to a hospital for a checkup. An emergency protection order was also taken out against Chris, forbidding him from contacting Barb or setting foot on his property for a week.

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===Jail Saga (''1 August 2021 - 28 February 2022; 3 May 2022 - Present'')===
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On 1 August, Chris was arrested outside the Regency Inn he was staying at, and the next day was officially charged for incest. By the end of the month, it was discovered that Barb had returned home, and that the Chandlers' car had been returned to her, with new numberplates replacing the SONICHU ones. During that period, Chris was being held in Central Virginia Regional Jail without bond.

This saga is notable for the [[jail letters]], a series of letters Chris has written to fans and wannabe trolls alike, answering their questions and providing a stream of information about his current delusions and stay in jail. A vast majority of these letters would be Chris's ramblings of being a messianic figure, as well as being a reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Chris's desperation to get out of jail would show all throughout the saga. After three continuances, and Chris sending a rather concerning [[prayer]] to several recipients, he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] on 28 February, and stayed there until 3 May when he was transferred back to CVRJ.

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===Nuthouse Saga (''28 February 2022 - 3 May 2022'')===

On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred and committed into the [[Western State Hospital]] mental institution in Staunton, Virginia (formerly known as the Western State Lunatic Asylum) for a competency evaluation before his next hearing.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> During his stay, Chris was allegedly [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down]] by the orderlies on his last day in the facility.

Chris was eventually transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May 2022. The period between these two transfers would prove to be one of the more silent moments in Christory, due to such facilities having strict measures regarding the interactions between its patients and the outside world.



==The Post-Merge Era (30 July 2021 - Present)==
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After Chris's incest was leaked online, the event soon became the 4th trending hashtag on Twitter, which introduced thousands of new people outside of the Chris Chan bubble to him. This would also inadvertently lead to many more white knights, A-logs, enablers, and weens to tracking him down, as most of these newer orbiters had little to no familiarity with his life outside of his affair with his mother and the fact that he claims he's transgender.

This saga can be thought of as the ultimate trolling saga, as it is the end result of nearly a decade and a half of Chris's bumbling, coupled with the trolling, torment, and manipulation that followed from it. Along with that, the mere exposure to Chris's current string of unlawful acts has made many attempt to take a piece of the Chris Chan pie, taking advantage of his worldwide infamy to gain attention from the growing trend.

==The Future==
Normally, mistakes present a life lesson. In theory, the various sagas should have taught Chris the consequences of [[Honest content|oversharing]], [[ego]]tism, [[hypocrisy]], [[naive|blind trust]], [[anger]], and more. Above all, the moral of most of Chris's sagas boils down to a classic Abraham Lincoln quote: '''don't believe everything you see on the Internet.'''<ref group = "note">Or was it [[Daniel Weston]] who said it?</ref>

Nevertheless, if anything remains clear, it is that Chris is nearly incapable of applying past events to current ones. The fact that Chris eventually hit the low of having sex with his own mother has most certainly cemented his future, with little to no good coming out of it. Trolls and his current wave of [[Unholy Tetrad|orbiters]] are now the least of Chris's worries, now that he has been evicted from his home, and had all forms of financial support taken away from him after he lied about stealing money from his mother.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

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{{Protip|Contacting Chris does not make a saga, even if it gets a response. Getting your own saga in Christory is also ''NOT'' an achievement. [[Julie|Just]] [[Megan|ask]] [[Idea Guys|these]] [[Bella|people]].

 In addition, it is important to note that sagas by definition occur for a number of reasons, regardless of troll involvement. These sagas are about Chris, not you.}}
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A "'''saga'''" (from the Old Norse ''sögur'') is a story arc of events, documenting Chris' actions during a specific span of time.

==Meta-sagas==
For nearly two decades, Chris has been going through one tumult or another. However, throughout each of these, Chris has had a [[autism|special interest]] or obsession that would follow him through all of them, and would define him as a person. Indeed, this central focus of his life would serve to unite his sagas with a common theme: a near-certain way to get a reaction out of Chris would be by winning his trust through feeding his special interest, and then exploiting it for Laughs Under Lucricities. For most of Christory, this would be pretending to be a [[boyfriend-free girl]], but more recently this has transmuted into [[Chris and his Ego|feigning to worship]] him. As they are threads running through and linking together, and are the broadest strokes of Chris's life, they can be considered ''meta-sagas'', beyond and more fundamental than the fleeting fancies of any individual [[troll]].

===Love Quest (ca. 2003 - March 2018; January 2021-Present)===
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''The'' quintessential saga, and the one that introduced this word to the Christorian's lexicon. Sometime early in his career at PVCC, Chris decided that he needed a girlfriend to call his own. Beset on all sides by the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend Factor]] (read: women were repulsed by his unusual mannerisms), the [[virgin with rage]] resorted to increasingly desperate and bizarre methods of obtaining one, which have seen him [[List of places that have banned Chris|expelled and banned]] from multiple reputable establishments. After his discovery by the Internet, Chris would flutter from one professed girlfriend to another, thinking that each might be the [[CWCisms#H|heartsweet]] that might end this search once and for all. Alas, it was not meant to be, and Chris often found himself betrayed and humiliated in comical and grotesque ways. The Love Quest survived several upheavals in Chris's life, including his father's death, the loss of his virginity, the house fire and his gender transition (see below), yet despite Christorians' predictions, and the [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Pickle Man]]'s injunctions, finally concluded in [[March 2018]], when a mentally eroded Chris declared himself in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with his [[Chris and reality|fictional characters]].

The Love Quest would seem to come back in full force by the beginning of 2021, and much more intense than before, with Chris expressing sexual frustrations to Watchmen members, wishing to get a physical girlfriend. He would crush on multiple women of interest all at once and have wet dreams that involved cartoon characters. It would get intense to the point of releasing this sexual frustration on his own mother, leading to dire consequences.
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===Transgender Saga (''30 March 2011 - Present'')===
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In [[2011]], Chris began the process of gender transitioning. In March of that year, he starting cross-dressing and later came out as a "tomgirl". Despite resistance from his parents, Chris continued down the transgender path, exploring his gender identity. In 2014, he briefly identified as a lesbian male, and a year later, settled on identifying as a lesbian transwoman.
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===Business Saga (''3 July 2014 - 8 June 2016''; ''June 2017 - July 2021'')===
Although this Saga began during the Sonic Boom Saga, it ultimately outlasted it. Chris realized during this Saga that he could make significantly large amounts of [[money]] by selling his own products, including Medallions and customized [[Sonichu Amiibo]]s, first on [[eBay]], then on [[Etsy]]. This Saga is notable for featuring the return of frequent video uploads by Chris. Inevitably, Chris's laziness got the better of him (again) and he failed to ship out multiple orders. As his interest in making money dwindled, the [[Financhu Crisis]] began to strain the Chandler finances. Chris failed to get his act together, resulting in him getting banned from selling on Etsy on 8 June 2016, halting the Saga. There were a [[Paid Video Requests|few]] [[Skylanders Imaginators Leader Christine W Chandler: random Review N' Stuff|recurrences]] where Chris attempted to profit from his own products again, but these were expectedly fruitless and short-lived. In [[May 2017]], Chris began drawing [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] pages again after a 561-day hiatus, and in June, he resumed monetizing ''Sonichu'' comics, by setting pages as rewards on his [[Patreon]] account and again offering printed books from [[Lulu]].

Through 2018 and 2019, Chris has grown neglectful of his commercial obligations, failing to produce Sonichu pages and ship items, culminating in his restriction from [[eBay]] on 16 June 2019.

Chris' Patreon was shut down in [[August 2021]] after he was [[Jail Saga#Arrest|arrested]] for [[Affair with Mother|incest]].

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===Financhu Crisis Saga (''12 April 2016 - Present'')===
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Coined by the members of the [[Kiwi Farms]], this saga began when Chris released [[Please, Donate|a video]] asking for donations in exchange for gifts. Then, he cut out the gifts, and when his Etsy shop was closed, resorted to straight begging, [[Women Only Need Apply - No STD's|prostitution]], and [[By random request; I still need money, please|video]] [[Update 20160718|requests]]; all while continuing to buy over $1,000 worth of toys and only selling [[Update 20160718|'''THREE POKÉMON CARDS''']] at this saga's beginning, and putting various worthless junk on eBay for exorbitant prices. Chris was eventually able to sell the [[Sonic Totem|Sonic totem]] for $1500 only to [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04142017|immediately admit to wasting the profits]] on toys and a [[$400 gold necklace]] to replace one Barb previously pawned; a selfish act that shows the full extent of Chris and Barb's financial incompetency. His begging also goes to the point of [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Who wants to pay our mortgage?!|asking on Facebook]] for someone to pay his mortgage. This also shows Chris's [[ego]], since he [[Announcement 06292016|treats his monetary problems that he caused as a charity]].

In June 2017, Chris began to take his Patreon more seriously by actually working on the Sonichu comic; as a result, his Patreon earnings skyrocketed to hundreds of dollars per month and mitigated his desire to beg for money. As a result, Chris stopped begging in July. However, he remained deeply in debt and showed no signs of developing greater financial responsibility.

In late 2017 and early 2018 work on ''Sonichu'' slowed, as did Chris's Patreon donations. Around this time, Chris later claimed he needed to cover an unknown but essential large expenditure which he refuses to discuss in detail. As a result, Chris resumed begging and selling items on eBay with greater intensity than ever, peaking in early May when he made [[WE NEED MONEY FOR MORTGAGE NOW, PLEASE|a trilogy of panicked videos]] revealing that a mortgage payment on [[14 Branchland Court]] was due soon and that the unknown expenditure had left him and Barb unable to cover it. Though Chris was saved by an influx of donations and eBay sales, the Chandlers' financial situation evidently remains more desperate than ever.

===Roleplaying Saga (''August 2017 - Present'')===
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As a maladaptive coping mechanism against the bleakness of his [[reality]], Chris's belief in imaginary friends and magical thinking drastically increased, one example of him dancing with [[Magi-Chan]] at the 2017 [[BronyCon]]. After the [[Idea Guys]], the [[Teen Troon Squad]], [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[other enablers|other successive enablers]] further fueled his fantasies by validating them, Chris retreated even more into his fantasy world. It was once again re-enforced by the [[COVID-19]] pandemic due to the fact that it cancelled all the conventions Chris was planning to attend in [[2020]].

On 19 September 2021, Chris wrote a letter in jail, where he declares himself as Jesus of Nazareth.

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===Dimensional Merge (''14 October 2018 - 3 August 2021'')===
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Due to the influence of the Idea Guys and Teen Troon Squad, ideas of a dimensional merge began to manifest within Chris. This came to a head in [[October 2018]], when Chris uploaded a video where he announced that our dimension will soon merge with another. He has revised the deadline for this prophecy several times. This was followed by several months of him droning about it on Twitter, even during his Soft Exile (described below). Various weens, including [[Sarah and Steve]], would circumvent new Twitter restrictions through physical mail or other channels, seeking to encourage him further; in [[April 2019]] things went to a new level when [[Future_message_from_Crystal_W_Chandler|a video]] was posted of a masked man reading a letter supposedly from a time-traveling [[Reginald Chandler]] announcing the merge.

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==Pre-Christory (''[[Birthday|24 February 1982]] - June 2000'')==

The world at large discovered Christian Weston Chandler on 27 October 2007. Before this time, we have only a scanty record to the details of Chris's life. For the early Noughties, the earlier ''Sonichu'' comics (especially [[Sonichu 4]]) are a substantial, if biased, record of notable events; Chris has supplemented this with several other records, including his [[diary]], and some videos from the time (such as his 2004 Christmas) have been leaked. For the twentieth century, which includes all of Chris's childhood and [[honor roll|high school years]], our records are much sparser. Some content, such as [[Manchester High Leaks|some school papers]] and [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|television footage]], have been unearthed, though much remains unknown or dubious. Indeed, much of our knowledge of Chris's childhood comes from later accounts by Chris. However, Chris's childhood is what made him the manchild he is today, so we must discuss it when discussing him.

===Early Childhood Saga (''24 February 1982 - 1991'')===

Chris was brought upon onto the world on 24 February 1982.

When Chris was eighteen months old, an abusive babysitter named Roach (or Roche) locked Chris in a room filled with nothing but toys. This was allegedly the event that led to Chris's autism, though actual scientific evidence points to it being an inborn disorder. Some accounts describe the room as a closet, while others describe it as a playroom. In any case, the trauma turned young Christopher from talkative to mute. He wouldn't speak or vocalize again until the age of seven.

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===Nathanael Greene Saga (''1991-92'')===
Chris was allegedly abused at Nathanael Greene Elementary School by the principal and other members of staff. According to Chris, they pinned him down and recorded him screaming. His father then moved the family to Richmond and took legal action against the school district. The case was dropped in 1994. Chris claims that he had very uncomfortable experiences with one allegedly gay teacher at Nathanael Greene which Chris uses to justify his homophobia. Chris and his father also believed that the Greene County school system was not qualified to teach autistic children and Chris would spend his fifth grade being homeschooled by his parents in order to protect him from the perceived danger of the public school system. He and his family relocated to the Richmond area on the other side of the state, where he'd spend the remainder of his years as a minor.
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===Leonard Bearstein Saga (''December 1992 – February 1994'')===
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On Christmas of '92, shortly after Chris's move to Richmond, he encountered a miracle. Up until this point, his full name had been Christopher Weston Chandler. Then, he saw an animatronic orchestra playing popular Christmas tunes at the local mall. The orchestra was headed by one Leonard Bearstein, a robotic bear controlled by an operator behind the scenes.

The bear would often interact with the kids, and when Chris told him his name was Christopher, the bear misheard him as saying Christian. Chris took it as a sign from God, while Bob believed it was the bear's British accent. In any case, Chris started going by Christian and had his name legally changed in court the next year. He wouldn't change it again [[transgender|until 2016]].

More importantly, this saga would also mark some of the first instances of Chris's ego being stroked. Most notably in how this particular event had been alleged to be the direct cause of him finding an autism-friendly school, and winning the Sonic the Hedgehog Sweepstakes.

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===High School Saga (''August 1996-June 2000'')===
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In many senses, Chris peaked in high school. He holds his high school memories and gal-pals dear to his heart. From a positive view, he had his [[gal pal]]s, [[honor roll]], and job as a <s>water boy</s> basketball team manager, and he produced a high volume of [[art]], which included [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] himself. On the flip side, he got an [[Song of Christian|F in English]] and had to ride on the short bus. Graduation was especially painful when he didn't win a not-so-prestigious best artist award.

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==Early Adult Chronicles (''June 2000 – 27 October 2007'')==
Chris came of age in 2000, a time of many transitions. Once he graduated from [[Manchester High]], he was no longer in the safe, regimented world of compulsory education. No more guaranteed or arranged friendships, and the kid gloves have come off. Colleges are also stricter when setting student accommodations, and professors don't always have time for special arrangements. Additionally, Chris got a taste of the real world at [[Wendy's]], which fired him for [[Donald Duck impersonation|multiple]] [[Cousin_Al#Bowling_Outing|reasons]].

The little boy who [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|was once doing so well]] now had to make his life work outside of school. Of course, some programs can help autistic folks find work, but Chris figured that was too [[stress]]ful. Instead, he took the easy route with help from [[Bob]]: he applied for [[Monthly tugboat|social security disability checks]]. While fellow students had to balance their schedules with jobs, Chris had all the time in the world to focus on school. After graduating, his whole life became free time. Without a job, Chris had little motivation to get his life together.

While scarcer than in modern times, records for this period are much more substantial than those of Chris's childhood. Even without external provocation or influence, the events of this period, including the Love Quest and the first ''Sonichu'' [[comic]]s, were enough to make Chris an Internet legend and would lay the foundation for everything yet to come.

===PVCC Saga (''September 2000 - May 2006'')===
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From [[2000]] to [[2006]], Chris attended Piedmont Virginia Community College, a local community college, to obtain a degree in [[Computer-Aided Drafting and Design]]. It took him five years of [[Chris's education|schooling]] to complete an ostensibly two-year degree, and this time in his life was not without drama. His 21st birthday in [[2003]] marked the beginning of the [[Love Quest]]. Chris would go around campus carrying a [[sign]] showing his demands for an ideal partner. [[Mary Lee Walsh]], a dean at [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|PVCC]], confiscated the signs. He retaliated by making more; he even printed some out to put around campus walls. Chris eventually confronted Walsh, who [[banned]] him from PVCC for a year. Chris had to receive a [[autism papers|psychological evaluation]] to be allowed back on campus, and he began using the sign in other locations. Chris immortalized Walsh as a cartoon villain in [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]].

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===Megan Saga (''Summer 2005 - April 2008'')===
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From 2005 to 21 April 2008, this told the story of Chris and his longest and closest relationship with a girl, Megan Schroeder, leading into Chris's first encounter with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and Megan discovering the depths of Chris's madness. It began with a chance meeting at a ''[[Pokémon]] TCG'' League meeting at [[The GAMe PLACe]], which progressed into inappropriate touching and ended with shocking [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|hand-drawn pornography]] that was an embarrassment for all parties involved... excluding Chris. The saga would end when Megan told Chris [[Megan_emails, 2008#Megan can't trust Chris anymore|she could no longer trust him]]. Nonetheless, Chris has refused to let her go, and his useless attempts at making amends have stretched all the way to ''2018'' (for reference, that's a ''decade'' since Megan cut off ties with him).

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===Stackhouse Saga (''June - 4 August 2007'')===
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In June 2007, Chris entered and attempted to win a [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|contest]] to win Megan's heart (more or less her china too), only to be beaten by a much superior entry made by one Adam Stackhouse. The saga resulted in [[CWC is Angry|madman]]-style threats and several angry e-mails and posts to contest organizers. Chris would rage for quite some time before deciding enough was enough. This was also the last time an unsuspecting member of the public inadvertently caused a saga. From then on, [[trolls]] would control the content.

Over a decade after the Saga concluded, Chris finally made peace with Stackhouse after the latter made a surprise appearance in the audience for [[MAGfest#The_Christory_of_Sonichu_panel|Chris's panel]] at [[MAGfest]] 2018.

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==Classic Chris Era (''27 October 2007 to 20 March 2010'')==
The era that most associate with Chris. The mists of antiquity begin to fade on 27 October 2007, when an unrelated thread on the ''Something Awful'' forums was derailed by someone mentioning seeing our epic cycle's hero in the flesh.

===ED Saga (''November 2007 - 14 April 2011'')===
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In November 2007, trolls would discover Chris and create a page about him on Encyclopedia Dramatica. Chris would initially think that they just got his information wrong, but as time would go on, Chris would reveal the true depths of his insanity, in the process destroying his friendship with Megan Schroeder and becoming the epic lolcow we know him to be. Were it not for this article showing how susceptible he was to trolling and how [[Autism|divinely retarded]] he could be, Chris may have just been another dumbass with no life, and probably would have been more or less forgotten by now. To this day, ED remains a thorn in his side which he must constantly address to those new to his life. Further to this, he still maintains they are out to do him harm, although the site has long since fallen out of relevance in Chris's life, replaced with outlets such as the [[Kiwi Farms]].

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===Blanca Saga (''August - 21 October 2008'')===
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Around August 2008, Chris would meet Blanca Weiss, making her his first Internet sweetheart. Aside from being the first sweetheart, she also proved how [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|tenacious and strange]] Chris could be about relationships, revealing several [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|quirks and oddities that he felt were somehow appropriate to mention]] to someone he believed loved him. It also showed how useless any [[white knight]]ing efforts could be. In the span of two months, Blanca (actually three trolls working in tandem) would release the infamous pictures of Chris naked, then obtain Chris's [[medallions]] and film a video of them cutting one up and [[Fire|setting it ablaze]].

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=== GAMe PLACe Saga (''August 2008 - June 2014'')===
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Currently the second-longest saga in Christory. For a long time, Chris had been visiting The GAMe PLACe on a regular basis. It was here that Chris would meet Megan herself, as well as [[Lucas]] and [[Mimms]], two people who would deliver a number of intel over Chris during his time there. He also participated in the ''[[Pokemon TCG]]'' League, using his own poorly made decks. However, Chris was a pain in the ass to store manager [[Michael Snyder]], and by August 2008, tired of Chris terrorizing various [[niggos|patrons]], yelling at children, bogarting the TV and being an all-round pain, Michael would finally ban Chris from the store, embarrassing him and his mother in the process. It wouldn't be the end, however.

On multiple occasions, Chris returned to the store despite Michael's insistence that he never come back. He tried emails, sneaking in, and [[Apology to Game & Hobby Place|pleading]] on [[YouTube]], but nothing worked. The first time he attempted (unsuccessfully, of course) to lift his ban in person was with a prepared, [[Chris and remorse|faux-apologetic speech]]. When that failed, he stormed out angrily and called Michael a [[Chris and race|JEW]], then attempted to rally his "fanbase" and get them [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|to troll him]]. [[6 June 2010|The next occasion]] was much more disturbing. He claimed he was trying to take a picture of Michael [[CWC is Angry|to shoot at]], but was caught in the act and was chased in the parking lot. Nearly running over Michael and his daughter, eventually the [[Jerkops]] got involved, but they did not arrest him. Michael accused him of trying to take [[pedofork|pictures of his daughter]]. Whether it's true or not, it's [[Kacey|confirmed]] that Chris has stalker tendencies.

The saga was revived in October 2011, when Chris and [[Barb|his mother]] visited the GAMe PLACe, and [[28 October 2011|an incident occurred]]. Exact details of events remain unknown, but charges such as assaulting a law enforcement official and property damage of more than $1000 were brought. Barbara was sentenced to community service and two years of probation. Chris was sentenced to community service, one year of probation, and mandatory [[Chris and Reality|psychiatric]] treatment and evaluation. They also had to pay Michael Snyder's medical expenses.

Being the second-longest saga to date, it's little wonder why Barb believes it's at the center of all the trolling.

Finally, on 4 [[April 2013]], Chris posted on [[Facebook]], ''"I, Christian Weston Chandler, fully never ever, forever, want to have anything to do with the Game and Hobby PLace."'' However, this would later be proven dishonest when [[October 2014|6 months later]] he made an angry post on Facebook where he pins all of the blame onto Megan. In the post, he claims that Megan had been plotting with a GAMe PLACe employee to set up everything to get him banned, from the photo being taken by Mimms and Lucas to Megan "pretending" to kiss a "homosexual jerk", thus leading to him getting banned forever. He then goes on to say that he'll continue to curse the GAMe PLACe and Megan until she apologizes for what she's done. His plans were soon foiled in June 2014, however, when it was revealed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] that the GAMe PLACe was shut down for good. Regardless, he ''still'' holds a grudge against Mike.

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===Jimmy Hill Saga (''mid/late 2008'')===
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At the same time Chris was dealing with Blanca, he was hit with another troll attack as he was led to believe that a man known as Jimmy Hill was using the Sonichu name and character to make money off of him in Europe. The thought of someone making money from his true and original creation led him to [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|stress out and provide proof]] of the [[Copyright|infringement]]. Those attacks would end around the same time the Blanca Saga ended.

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===Clyde Cash Saga ''(December 2008 - mid-2010)''===
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In 2008, Chris encountered a new troll named Clyde Cash, who went on a months-long trolling spree to get back at the autistic wonder for supposedly causing his [[Ryan Cash|brother's suicide]]. The saga would result in the revelation of a [[The Miscreants|top secret organization]] hellbent on preventing the manchild from losing his virginity. It only ended with the apparent death of its creator.

However, in [[September 2009]] Chris resumed his war against Clyde Cash after discovering that he and another supposed troll, [[Gregg Mays]], were one and the same person. In the process, he made numerous videos attempting to blackmail the man, going so far as to mock a [[Twin Falling Towers|national tragedy]].

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===PandaHalo Saga (''mid/late 2008 - February 2009'')===
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When Chris realized Blanca was a troll, he would move on to PandaHalo as his new sweetheart. The saga came to a quick and abrupt end when he found out that she was supposedly found to be bearing the child of Clyde Cash, conceived through rape. Unsurprisingly, the ever-gullible Chris would quickly abandon Panda and she would (presumably) die in the Australian [[Brushfire Video|brushfires]], despite living miles away from the incident; question remains as to whether she really died in this event, or was actually working in tandem with Clyde, their relationship being consensual after all. She would end up giving trolls the [[Scrapbook of Fail]] and [[Slideshow]].

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===Miyamoto Saga (''January - 10 February 2009'')===
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In the beginning of January 2009, Chris would be confronted by a troll posing as [[Nintendo]] developer [[Shigeru Miyamoto]], claiming he would attempt to try to make his ''Sonichu'' game fantasy a reality. Unfortunately, Chris proved to be nothing more than a couch potato, and his ineptitude resulted in horrible delays and stalls to the project's advancement. In the end, "[[Reggie Fils-Aimé]]" shut down the entire project with a scathing letter. This trolling encounter would have Chris give trolls a PowerPoint project that talked in great length about [[Chris and his ego|himself]]...and very little about his game.

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===Julie Saga (''February - March 2009'')===
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Arguably ''the'' most divisive and controversial out of Chris's trolls until the [[Idea Guys]] and [[Bella]]. In February 2009 to early March 2009, Chris's latest sweetheart would be Julie, who was in actuality a 13-year-old troll named [[BlueSpike]]. In this brief timeframe, BlueSpike would release the infamous [[sex tape]] and then torture Chris in many ways in the infamous [[Julie Reveals Herself]] chat, where he forced Chris to declare [[BILLY MAYS]] mayor of [[CWCville]] and destroy his second medallion by forcing him to shove it up the dumper. BlueSpike's total and utter control over Chris, as well as his arguably abusive ways of trolling him, would lead to a schism between trolls, leading to the creation of the [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] and this very wiki. One other less disturbing yet no less fascinating incident that came about as a result of this Saga was the [[Ohio Trip]]; taking place just a week before the infamous reveal, Chris was willing to drive hundreds of miles to Cleveland in the hopes of rescuing Julie from Max and Clyde Cash; needless to say, this has been the furthest he's driven for any Sweetheart, and since then Chris was unwilling to drive significantly shorter distances to meet later potential girlfriends such as [[Kacey]] and [[Jackie]] in the years that followed.

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===PSN Hacking Saga (''February 2009 - 27 August 2010'')===

After Clyde had faked his death, he came back and hacked into Chris's PSN account, to which Chris would attempt to convince Vivian Gee to pay him back after Clyde used up $15 from his account. Clyde would however be outpreformed by a greater enemy, [[Jack Thaddeus]].

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===Emily Saga (''March 2009 - 25 May 2014'')===
A troll in Chris's area named Emily Schifflet noticed that he wouldn't remember her face, so she decided to play multiple troll characters in Chris's life. One of them was Emily, who met Chris for a staged IRL date before going out with a man in a pickle suit. Another was [[Kim Wilson]], a platonic gal-pal who hung out with Chris in real life and online. This troll would also go under the name "Scarlet" while playing the Kim character.

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===Ivy Saga (''March - July 2009'')===
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In March 2009, a girl named Ivy decided to impress a friend by asking Chris for a video shout-out. She didn't know what would come later; his crush towards her would lead him to create 3 special comics and two music videos, a practical spurt of work that wouldn't be surpassed for awhile. The saga also revealed Chris at his [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|creepiest]] [[CWC's Message for Ivy|yet]], scarring many trolls and Christorians, but also provided an incredibly important resource for the latter in showing Chris's [[Heart Level]] at perhaps the strongest it had been since 2007, at least for a time. The saga also resulted in a [[CWC's ¨It's All Coming Back To Me¨|proposal of marriage]]. Despite the work spurt, the saga would come to an abrupt end thanks to a combination of troll interference from [[Joshua Martinez]] and interference from [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Rocky Shoemaker]], leading to Ivy's (fabricated) suicide.

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===Vanessa Saga (''April - May 2009'')===
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In [[April 2009]], troll and fellow [[James Madison University|speech therapy]] attendee [[Joshua Martinez]] succeeded in getting Chris to believe that the ''High School Musical'' actress and pop star [[Vanessa Hudgens]] was in contact with him, through Joshua's AIM, in retaliation for Chris's horrible attempt at getting [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|ED]] to [[Vanessa_Saga#Email_to_Joshua|troll him]] like Chris, himself, had been trolled. Chris would create videos to show that he was movie-star material, going so far as to [[Matthew 5:27, CWC Confessions|cheat]] on his current [[troll|true and honest]] [[Ivy|sweetheart]]. Predictably, [[Chris and reality|he wasn't]] exactly the type Vanessa was looking for.

This [[Vanessa Saga|saga]] goes to show that even the most gullible of things can get by Chris, even when the perceived truth is a [[Weening|horrible]] [[Autism|excuse]] of ammunition against the poor manchild, which just shows how desperate he may be for [[Love Quest|romantic attention]].

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===CWCipedia Saga (''4 May 2009 – 26 June 2010'')===
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In early June 2009, Chris was given his own wiki to upload his comics and blog about his personal life, safe from the trolls who instantly dive at his other web pages and hack them. It doubled as a source for the [[CWCki]] to draw many of Chris's latest failures from, making it his best friend and his worst enemy.

On 19 [[November 2009]], perhaps one of the greatest features the wiki introduced was the [[Mailbag]], in which a dump of all [[fan]] e-mails sent to the admin's address could be answered by Chris, for all to see. This feature provided insight into how Chris responds to trolls through e-mail about his views on, for example, homosexuality, GodJesus, autism, etc.

After 23 November 2009, advertisements linking to porn sites, gay rights organizations, information on Asperger's syndrome, and the [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] took residence on the CWCipedia, paid for by trolls. Eventually, Alec, the creator of Asperchu, paid Jack Thaddeus to replace most, if not all, of the ads with ads for Asperpedia. Chris had [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|complained]] [[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence|repeatedly]] to the SysOp of the Wiki about these ads, which would have paid for the site until the end of 2010, pending negotiations.<ref>http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=User_talk:ChrisChanSonichu</ref> All of this had "stressed" Chris out to the point of uploading videos of himself screaming [[death threats]] upon the advertisers' heads, and creating a separate, stress-free, ad-free front page.

This saga would lead to the site being shut down twice in a row, both due to copyright infringement, and would lead to the death of [[Simonla Rosechu]] in the most humiliating way - death by exploding toilet.

The Asperpedia team would continue to vandalize and hijack CWCipedia in a variety of ways until it finally collapsed in May, and Chris finally abandoned the site after already making numerous claims that he'd quit the Internet forever. After Mao moved in to fill the void, he passed ownership to [[Alec Benson Leary|Alec]] and [[Vivian Gee]], wherein they took over the site and the rights to Sonichu to begin ''Sonichu'' Season 2, where ultimately, on 26 [[June 2010]], the entire site would be terminated along with the entirety of the original 110mb server.

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===Liquid Chris Saga (''21 June - 10 November 2009'')===
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In July 2009, Chris came up with a plan to try getting the trolls off his back. He [[Rollin' and Trollin'|faked a revelation]] that he was apparently a troll himself who is the complete opposite of Chris in real life. Along then came the TRUE and HONEST Christian Weston Chandler, which got the other Chris (at this point nicknamed [[Ian Brandon Anderson]] and Solid Chris) really pent up with rage. Ian would challenge Chris to a sing-off, with the TRUE and HONEST CWC proving himself the victor in the end. The appearance of this other Chris would pressure the other into churning out more comics than he had before, currently heading for the completion of [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]], something that many believed would never happen due to the interference of many trolls.

Later, Liquid would return to continue on his quest to get rid of this faker. In the process of this new entry to the saga, Ian and Chris would battle over the heart of Chris's true love, [[Kacey]]. In the end, after a [[Kacey calls|long]] [[Father Call|series]] [[Kacey and Liquid Call|of]] [[The End for Real|calls]] that proved Ian to be unworthy of her love, the real Chris would win out and marry Kacey. Liquid's YouTube account would eventually close on 27 July 2011.

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===Asperchu Saga (''November 2009 - 10 January 2012'')===
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In late November 2009, an artist named Alec Benson Leary started a new series called ''Asperchu'', starring the titular Electric Hedgehog Pokemon. Chris had spent most of December ignoring ''Asperchu'' and its popularity before finally exploding with rage, claiming the series as nothing more than fanfiction and a parody. The popularity of ''Asperchu'', combined with Chris's continuing downward spiral that is [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], led many of Chris's fans to abandon ''Sonichu'' and go to ''Asperchu''.

Most of the saga has been spent with Chris raging at not just Alec, but also [[Evan]], Sean, and Asperpedia admin Mao over their usage of their characters and how they mock him. As well, Chris has been dealing with Evan over the usage of Simonla Rosechu, with Chris going so far as to deny reality and substitute it with his own.

In terms of productivity, it has given us ''Sonichu'' #10, which showcases Chris going all out in trying to get rid of everything he hates, including homosexuality and trolls. In that same book, Chris kills all four trolls involved in this saga as retaliation for making him kill Simonla Rosechu. Also, [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|nine phone calls]] have been leaked. These phone calls show Alec attempting to get through to Chris and his way of thinking and Chris fighting tooth and nail not to change at all.

In the aftermath of the saga, Evan ceased his ''Simonchu'' comic, proud to have Simonla removed, Alec and Sean continued their respective comics, and Mao continues to poke and jab at Chris. And while the saga had for the most part died down, Asperpedia continued to harass its rival CWCipedia, either by placing new ads, vandalizing it, or shutting it down altogether. One of the post-trial ads even precipitated Chris's falling out with [[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]].

Alec Benson Leary would later be [[Calling Out "Alec Benson Leary" - Christopher|called out]] by Chris in 2011, and his identity was "revealed" as Christopher Paul Whitney, followed by Chris [[Chris and health|sloppily devouring a cheap microwavable pizza]]. This later turned out to be fake as months later, the ''real'' Christopher Paul Whitney made a response to Chris and essentially confirmed he was not Alec.

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===Tito Saga (''January 2010 - 10 August 2011'')===
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Sometime in January 2010, Chris met and fell in love with [[The Wallflower]], hoping she would be the one who'd end his streak of being a [[virgin with rage]]. On 9 March 2010, Chris would release a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' video of a stage based off a book he was helping write with his gal-pal... and release her name in the process. Dedicated trolls used the information to discover the gal-pal's identity, but decided to let the lulz spread naturally. The next day, however, a troll revealed the information to the gal-pal, and while one set of lulz was stopped, another one was set into motion.

The troll, calling himself Surfshack Tito, claimed responsibility for not only hacking his PSN accounts for the umpteenth time, but also stealing The Wallflower from Chris. Chris, in response, threatened to go all out and seemingly try to murder Tito, threatening him with a [[pocket knife]], attacking him with [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|racial slurs]], and [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|flashing his underwear while wearing a Scottish kilt]]. At the same time, Chris discovered and declared war on the CWCki, demanding that all pages involving himself, his friends and family be altered to suit his needs. To put it bluntly, Chris's attack on the CWCki fell utterly short.

The creativity here has been utterly stunted, especially after The Wallflower left him. He has gone on to blame his fans for wanting him to make more comics and compared them to the trolls that have tormented him. He has also vowed to leave the Internet forever, though he ended up reshowing his face 36 hours after his vow...

Echoes of this saga would be eventually heard in [[August 2011]] when, after announcing his glorious comeback to the Internet, Chris claimed to have discovered the true identity of Tito and tried to blackmail him using this information. Tito eventually [[Calling Out "Tito" - Don#Tito's official response|gave in]] to his demands on 9 August, which Chris [[Re: Don, and ReCalling Out "Thorg" - Jeremy|later acknowledged and accepted]].

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==Dark Ages (''20 March 2010 to 3 September 2014'')==
Though [[The Miscreants|the Miscreants]] could collectively keep Chris on edge for well over a year, it was inevitable that the archetypical lolcow would someday cease to give milk. His seeking out the Wallflower and then Jackie in person, instead of believing every self-declared boyfriend-free girl who caught his fancy online, was an early sign of the changing atmosphere: Chris's ill-fated attempt to seduce her marked a shift from focusing on on-line to real-world affairs. Information on Chris's life would increasingly need to be sought through [[Flipnote Hatena]], in-person encounters and other sources beside the Internet; [[Chris and cinematography|traditional videos]] became less frequent. Occasional [[muscle bra|transvestitism]] would soon become [[tomgirl|permanent]] as Chris began to leave his old identity behind him. Surprisingly, Chris would come to abstain even from his traditional [[Love Quest|pursuit of women]] and put the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]] on indefinite hiatus.

All sagas during this period are of this early transitional phase: [[Bob Chandler]]'s death in late [[2011]] drew a veil over Chris's affairs for the next several years. Direct records from Chris during this time are nearly exclusively found on [[Facebook]]; for a time, it appeared that Chris had learnt from his many years of abuse at the Internet's hands and was finally keeping a low profile. We are again dependent mostly on third-party sources for events such as [[28 October 2011|Snyder's near-death at Chris's hands]], the resulting [[Chris and the law|conviction]] and the [[2014 house fire]] in the following years. Organic CWC-generated activity would not re-emerge until mid-[[2014]], proving that he had, in fact, [[honor roll|learnt nothing]] from past events.

===First Exile (''20 March 2010 - 29 August 2010'')===
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After Chris lost the Wallflower and fought with Surfshack Tito, an outside force attempted to push Chris away from the Internet. No less than five times, Chris has boldly claimed that he has abandoned the Internet and smugly told his detractors that they should go outside and live their lives, advice Chris should have followed ''years'' ago. However, Chris still latched onto the Internet as much as he could, trying to find ways to sneak in without the force discovering him.

Trolls would end up discovering Chris dancing like a dying turkey at [[Fridays After Five]], then discover that he had set up shop at [[Flipnote Hatena]], where he tried to spread his sick and twisted thoughts to younger, innocent people before being shut down several times. However, the thing that would finally bring Chris back to the Internet and end his exile would be [[The MovingForward videos|the destruction of his beloved Life Upgrade]]. At his own hands, no less!

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===Jackie Saga (''5 April - 26 November 2010; 7 December 2010 - May 2012'')===
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Following the Wallflower incident's fallout, Chris pulled himself away from the Internet, only for him to meet and begin conversing to a woman named Jackie. Meeting her at [[The Hook Cafe]], the two began conversing through [[Jackie Emails|e-mails]], revealing the rationale in Chris's attempts to get back into The GAMe PLACe and showing [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|he's still incredibly disturbing]]. However, Chris broke off his relationship with her after she attempted to get him to change his life for the better.

Around [[September 2010]], Jackie and Chris were confirmed to have attempted to try again with a relationship, with Chris creating [[100_2265|even]] [[ECV 00002|more]] [[Pregnant Act|disturbing]] [[Don'tPintheOop|videos]] in the process. A third party--[[Lars]] McNulty, Jackie's ex-boyfriend--stepped in by the end of September, prompting Chris to release several videos attacking his newfound enemy. Video updates became increasingly bizarre, but still occurred regularly until the end of [[October 2010|October]].

By [[November 2010|November]], the leaked correspondence showed that Jackie was getting increasing impatient as Chris kept failing to fulfill her requests, while Chris made up a lot of lame excuses for why he could not deliver on them, all while continuously begging Jackie to have sex with him. On November 26, Jackie would send Chris the latest in a string of e-mails in which she criticized him for his laziness and unwillingness when it came to pay a more active part in relationships, and how he, despite of this, kept begging her for sex. Chris stopped responding at this point, leading many to believe that the Jackie saga had finished.

However, in [[December 2010|December]], Jackie and Chris were in contact again. This would not be known until 2013, where a whole bunch of emails from then to [[September 2011]] were leaked. During this time, Chris came out as a tomgirl to her, while she later got Chris to make a bunch of humiliating videos, including [[Cakefarts]]. These would be leaked in [[February 2012]], leading to Chris unfriending her on Facebook in [[April 2012|April]], though refriending her a month later. She was never heard from again, putting an end to the saga.

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===Calling Out Saga (''6 August - 6 September 2011'')===
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During the beginning of [[August 2011|August]], Chris began to release videos as an attempt to get some sort of [[fangs|reprisal]] and [[Chris and his Ego|apology]] out of the [[trolls#The Few, the Proud, the Elite|trolls]]. Chris warned the trolls that if they didn't meet his [[Chris and negotiation#Calling Out|demands]] on the [[Stress|deadline]] Chris had set for them, then Chris would leak information [[Naïve|that he believed to be true]], even though most believe some of the information to be [[Kimmi|fake]]. This saga is notable for [[Calling Out#Summary|videos]] that showcase Chris's new [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl]] look, and further set in stone the aformentioned [[Tomgirl Saga]]. Though Chris reached the zenith of the Calling Out Saga on a high, having believed himself to have exiled some of his most prominent rivals from the internet, these series of videos would, however, come to an abrupt [[September 2011#Events|end]] after [[Chris and death#Robert Franklin Chandler Jr. (1927–2011)|tragedy struck the Chandler household]].

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===Second Exile (''6 September 2011 - 9 July 2014'')===
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Unlike the other exiles listed here, the Second CWC Exile came unannounced with the death of his [[Bob Chandler|father]]. Then came [[28 October 2011|October 28]], a day which will live in infamy for Chris. After trespassing and running over [[Michael Snyder]], he and [[Barb]] were arrested. Despite the help of [[Rob Bell]], they were found guilty and were sentenced. Since that day, most, if not all of Chris' internet activity were confined to his [[Facebook]] account, where he would gripe about loneliness and nostalgia. It wasn't until 2013 where he uploaded a new video. Although [[January 2014]] would bring him back to the spotlight briefly due to [[2014 house fire|a house fire]], it wasn't until the Sonic Boom saga where he would return to relevance.
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==Renaissance (''3 September 2014 to 24 October 2017'')==

Chris soon came back to relevance on September 3 2014 when he showed irrational hatred for the Sonic the Hedgehog reboot, [[Sonic Boom]].

===Catherine Saga (''9 July - 14 December 2014'')===
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With his newly acquired feminine wiles from his transition to a Tomgirl, Chris managed to attract a sweetheart who would be his first lesbian romance. In the summer of 2014, Chris would reveal he had found a new sweetheart, whose identity he managed to surprisingly conceal for period of time. Later, he would [[I Love You, Catherine|reveal]] that her name was Catherine. Predictably, she turned out to be a troll, who revealed much about Chris having met with him twice. Catherine's associate, [[Cousin Al]], would also meet the two of them at Applebee's, to which Chris would invite both of them to the charred remains of his house following a fire. From there, Al would collect several of Chris's old Manchester High assignments.

According to Catherine, his [[Catherine#The Date|behavior had not improved]] since the sexual harassment in the early days of the Megan Saga, and neither had the Chandlers's [[Rental House|comprehension of basic sanitation]]. In addition to Catherine's observation on her personal encounters, Chris also announced he had got a piercing on his [[Un-clit|perineum]], meaning this Saga provides some more detail on Chris's disturbing new features as a Tomgirl.

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=== Sonic Boom Saga (''3 September 2014 - 7 December 2015'')===
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This Saga began with Chris grumbling on [[Facebook]] about the announcement of the latest [[Sonic]] game, ''[[Wikipedia: Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric|Sonic Boom]]''. Chris wasn't alone in his discontent; many of his Facebook friends expressed disapproval about the deteriorating quality of the Sonic games. What made Chris unique in his irritation, is that the fact that Chris only took umbrage at the fact that the color of Sonic's arms had been changed from tan to blue.

This baffled most of his white knights, with [[William Elliott Waterman]] trying to explain just how ludicrous Chris's demands to Sega to revert back to blue were, especially considering ''Sonic Boom'' was not part of the ''Sonic'' canon. The fact that Sega had no control in the design of Sonic's arms did not deter him and, thanks to his white knights who unwaveringly encouraged him, he began to protest. Initially, his protest against the "Blue-Armed Bandit" took the form of Facebook boycott groups, petitions, and [[Death Threats|angry messages]] on Sega Facebook pages.

On [[26 December 2014|Boxing Day]], however, this Saga came into bloom, culminating in Chris's second pending court case. Despite warnings from even his most loyal white knights, Chris had decided to take it upon himself to bring the protest into the real world. He went into his local GameStops and vandalized the display cases, including stores he had [[List of places that have banned Chris|previously been banned from]]. It was during his visit to one of these stores that had banned Chris that resulted in his arrest on Boxing Day. Chris had been seen and asked to leave by the [[manajerks|management]]. After initially ignoring their requests he made his way towards the exit and, whilst on the way out, maced an employee, who hadn't been involved in his removal. As a result, Chris spent the weekend in jail, only to have Barb bail him out afterwards.

Despite this, he continues to go on a tard rage over Sonic's blue arms, calling out Kengle because he owns a ''comic'' with blue-armed Sonic, sending glitterbombs to Sega, and buying a Sonic Boom doll just to rip its arms off.

Later though, Chris claims victory in the blue arms debacle, due to Sonic the Hedgehog being his non-blue-armed form in ''Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games''. He says this is the final update for the group, but only time will tell if he's telling the truth.

Ultimately, after six days in court, Chris was found guilty on 15 October 2015 for the GameStop incident and was fined $541 along with a 180-day probation. Thus, the Blue Arms Saga ends (or has it?). Months later, Chris instructed his fanbase to [[Group Embargo on GameStop, Best Buy, and Simon Shopping Centers|boycott]] local stores which refused his request to be unbanned.

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===Lady Managers Saga (17 November 2015 - July 2016)===
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Between fall 2015 and summer 2016, Chris was in contact with people he vaguelly dubbed his ladyfriends or managers. During this time, he would be trolled by various characters - [[Jeff/Francine]] Ouzos, a thinly-disguised parody and wealthy rival of Chris; [[Sam and Ellen]], a lesbian couple considering Chris as a sperm donor, to whom he showed off his [[Chris's Specimen Sample|frozen sperm collection]]; and [[Johan]], the catalyst for the [[Lesbian Sex Audition]].

This saga saw the return of Chris uploading videos to YouTube after a years-long hiatus.

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===Pmurt Saga (25 September 2016 - 20 January 2017)===
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The saga started with a [[September 2016 Facebook posts#Registered to vote|Facebook comment on 25 September]] in where he decried then Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump for his anti-LGBTQ opinions and misogynistic attitudes, labeling him "Pmurt" in an attempt to spite him. Many found this comment surprising, as Chris has been historically neutral in politics. As the election drew closer, Chris continued to criticize Trump, seemingly oblivious to the irony that any negative trait he could levy was far more applicable to himself. This saga reached its peak when Trump was elected president. During this point, he would make [[Pmurt#2016|death threats to him]]. This culminated in a one-week ban from Facebook.

On Inauguration day, Chris would make [[The United States of America has NO President or Vice President, Whatsoever|one last attack]]. Although Chris still holds negative opinions of Pmurt, he is not nearly as expressive with his vitriol as he was during this saga. Even when Trump was impeached, Chris gave no thoughts on it.
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===Doopie Saga (''7 March - 26 September 2017'')===
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Also coined by the [[Kiwi Farms]], This saga began when Chris [[2017 tweets#Empathizing with BPD|made a tweet]] empathizing with ''Planet Dolan'' animator and artist [https://www.youtube.com/user/DoopieDoOver DoopieDoOver]. He began frequently replying to her tweets, usually with small talk and the occasional sharing of a life experience, or shameless attempts at flirting.The saga's climax began on 1 August, when Chris pledged to Doopie's alternative Patreon account, "Kittenbell", which handles pornographic commissions. The same day, Chris listed her among his [[Gal pals]] on "National Girlfriend Day", only for her to promptly rebuke him.
Afterward, Doopie tweeted about the harassment she was receiving (from Chris), went to the Kiwi Farms, and leaked his private e-mails to her business account. Chris discovered that Doopie had turned on him and desperately followed several of Doopie's friends (including her [[JERKS|boyfriend]]) in an attempt to stay connected. However, he unfollowed most of them when it became clear his plan would not work, while the rest blocked him themselves.

Doopie has not contacted Chris since August 2017; his hopes of building her into a [[sweetheart]] or [[gal pal]] from the ground up, predictably, were in vain. By September, Chris had found a new sweetheart and moved on. Their interactions showed that Chris's immense [[Chris and socialization|social ineptitude]] and creepy behavior have not abated. Doopie inadvertently became the greatest [[Trolls|troll]] Chris faced in many years, [[Heart level|breaking his heart]] and feeding new information to Christorians.

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===Quinn Saga (''7 September - 5 October 2017'')===
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Jessica Quinn, for years a [[white knight]] of Chris, suddenly decided to troll him with the tried-and-true method of [[Sweetheart|pretending to fall in love with him]]. Highlights of the brief saga include pictures and videos of Chris crying over a short breakup, an old-fashioned [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|rage video]] following their final breakup (which he initially blamed on hackers from [[Kiwi Farms]]), and Quinn manipulating Chris into adding fat fetishism to ''Sonichu''. This saga would serve as the transition for the new wave of trolling yet to come for Chris.

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==Transcendental Awakening (''August 2017 to 30 July 2021'')==

After a period of reemergence from Chris, several trolls soon began to notice Chris' deteriorating mental state, and found it the perfect opportunity to troll him again, this time through the tactic of [[enablers|enabling]] his beliefs and brainwashing new ridiculous concepts into him. This all began with [[Joshua Wise]], an anime-obsessed troll who greatly manipulated him for his own personal gain by changing major parts of the canon of his Sonichu comics, coercing him into producing strange videos, and proposing the [[Polyamorous marriage|infamous marriage]] between Chris and a bunch of fictional characters, half of which Chris had already created.

Chris' new motto to [[Chris and kindness|befriend everyone he meets]], even complete strangers, has also made it much easier to manipulate him. Because of this, many other trolls began to follow suit, using some of the same tactics that Wise had used to manipulate Chris with, with very little questioning on his end. Since then, Chris has started to believe himself to be the goddess of an alternate dimension, dubbing himself and all other residents of said dimension as "[[OCs]]".

===Idea Guys Saga (''25 October 2017 - 29 April 2018'')===
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In early November 2017, Chris began blurting out nonsensical stories about [[Sonichu (comic)|his comics]], such as the characters of [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] invading [[CWCville]], CWCville reacting to the invasion by setting up [[Operation BARBarossa|concentration camps]], and Vladimir Putin being president of the United States in another dimension. He also began making strange videos involving Internet memes and cultural and historical references he clearly did not understand.

It came to light that an anonymous troll, acting as Chris' "idea guy", noted Chris' difficulty distinguishing [[Chris and reality|reality and fiction]] and lack of understanding of history and politics, and began convincing Chris to make bizarre or politically incorrect content. There are signs that the Idea Guy's influence was coercive or deceptive in nature, such as Chris being [[Chris and hypocrisy|shocked]] at his suggestion that Rosechu was [[Homos#Transgenderism|transgender]], and appearing visibly uncomfortable as he performed an "[[CWC-isms#A|anchuent]] [[Cherokee|Cherokean]] chant".

After a calm period in early January, the saga escalated again as Chris made [[Smashing|two]] [[Get Out, You D*** Nazis|bizarre]] videos of ranting about Nazis and smashing his possessions. Possibly as a response, moderators at [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed the Idea Guy troll, revealing his name as Joshua Wise.

Despite that setback, Wise decided to continue being the Idea Guy. His changes to ''Sonichu'' remained canon, with Chris continuing to produce drawings using ideas which Wise had established prior to the dox, and Chris continued to proudly wear the [[Chris and fashion#Gopnik outfit|Gopnik outfit]] which Wise first convinced him to don.

Chris subsequently announced that he was bisexual, and was attracted to [[Chris-Chan Sonichu|his own fursona]] and said he had gotten married to [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]]. More questionable acts such as Chris [[Dick Licker; that is I|licking pictures of Magi-chan's penis drawn on a wall]] and prostituting himself on Twitter were scripted and executed.

In May 2018, [[The Captain]] discovered what the Idea Guys were doing and rescued Chris from the Idea Guys. He, along with [[Man in the Pickle Suit|Marvin]] and [[Null]], then gathered evidence to submit to law enforcement. As for Chris, he disavowed some ideas given to him by the Idea Guys (though keeping the majority of them, like his make-believe marriage).

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===Prequel Comic Saga (''2 January 2018 - 14 May 2018'')===
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On 2 January 2018, the graphic designer and comic creator [[Bryanfrogboy|Bryan Shickley]] would get the attention of Chris after he had created "Chris Chan: A Prequel Comic". Bryan then soon claimed that he would make merchandise off of the francise, to which Chris approved. During a time when Chris was in financial ruin, which was later worsened after the Idea Guys extorted money from him, the comic, along with the merchandise created by Bryan, would become some of the first things that Chris would promote to help him out of his dire financial situation.

Bryan's comic would also get Chris to reflect on some of his biggest blunders, including SheCameForCWC.jpg, him attemping to run over Michael Snyder, and others.

A highlight of the brief saga includes Chris approaching what appeared to be his first male sweetheart, Bryan himself, as a result of the Idea Guys previously brainwashing him into believing he was bisexual, even writing an erotic gay poem for him. Attempts were made by Bryan's girlfriend to keep Chris away from Bryan. Along with this, gal-pal Tings Tingz would also show feelings for Bryan.

Due to his associations with Chris during the midst of the Idea Guys, Bryan would be accused by onlookers as a possible troll and/or ween, as well as getting attacked by actual weens himself.

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===Guard Dogs (''Summer 2018'')===
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After the events of the Idea Guy saga, it became clear that Chris was dealing with a [[ween]] epidemic. To combat this, Null and The Captain decided to step in and filter Chris's emails and Twitter to prevent trolls from getting through. Null made a thread on Kiwi Farms showing off the intercepted ween messages and even doxxing the senders.

According to con attendees, Null seems to have recruited some Kiwi Farms users to follow Chris around [[BronyCon]] in 2018 in order to prevent people from talking to him. If this is true, it's most likely in response to Chris's meltdown at [[TooManyGames]] and Null, not wanting this to happen again, assembled an elite anti-ween task force. The Captain assisted Chris when his car broke down on the way back from BronyCon. More elaborate plans were also implemented, including a plan for a field agent to whisk Chris away to assisted living after his mother passes.

Null and The Captain would also attempt to give Chris advice. In particular, Null encouraged him to talk to his therapist about the Idea Guys, in order to fast-track law enforcement involvement, but Chris was reluctant to do so. Instead, Chris opted to retreat into the ruins of his fantasy world. Eventually, it became clear that Chris had disregarded the precautions set up for him and found a new set of trolls to replace the Idea Guys: the [[Teen Troon Squad]]. Null and The Captain's willingness to help Chris has since diminished, although they remain in proximity to Chris online to document and discuss any goings-on.

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===Teen Troon Squad Saga (''24 April 2018 - 1 January 2019'')===
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The Teen Troon Squad is a group of 18- to 19-year-old FTM trans people who live locally to Chris. They gained influence over Chris upon purchasing his porn artwork on [[eBay]] for $1,000 in April 2018.

After Chris was rescued from the [[Idea Guys]] in May 2018, he continued to hold onto the beliefs they had programmed into him. Although he was encouraged to seek [[Chris and psychology|therapy]], Chris balked at the idea and instead sought out more people to feed his delusional thinking - and got his wish in the form of the Teen Troon Squad; around October of that same year, for the second time in 2018, Chris was trolled by people claiming to be his own fictional characters when the Squad invited Chris over to their house, where they pushed his delusional thinking.

In October 2018 Chris began outlining a supposed 'Dimensional Merge' that would take place at the end of 2018, in which the [[Reality Cartoon|real world]], aka Dimension 1218, and its sister dimension, C197, were to collide and combine in an event of supposedly-apocalyptic proportions. Lukas, a Squad member, has alleged that this was a holdover from the Idea Guys, but implied that the Squad encouraged these beliefs in Chris.

In November 2018, several previously unreleased Idea Guy videos, such as [[All Star]], [[Tour of Chris's House III]], [[Chris slaps himself]], and [[Chris lost Crystal]] began to be leaked on Chris's Twitter.

In late December 2018, the Squad was doxxed by an unknown party who logged into Chris's Twitter. One of the Squad members then leaked more documents on /cow/. On 30 December 2018, Chris wrote a Twitter post bashing Lukas, also mentioning that Lukas had wanted him to buy [[alcohol|booze]]. As a result of the spotlight being well and truly shone upon their schemes, the Teen Troon Squad has since retreated into the shadows.

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===GOPony Saga (''13 August 2018 - Present'')===
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As the [[2010s]] came to a close, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was clearly entering its last days. Since its target audience is school aged children it's a common practice by the more competent animation studios to end those shows before it gets to the point that the kids watching it are younger than the show itself. Afterwards, if said show was part of a franchise, they create a new installment for said franchise. Such a cycle has been happening in My Little Pony since its inception in 1984 and has happened once again. Friendship is Magic ended in [[2019]] with a more light-hearted filler series airing from [[2020]] as a way to tide over the fanbase until the premiere of the new generation, which happened in [[September 2021]] with the release of a movie. The filler series, called MLP: Pony Life struck a major nerve with Chris who holds the belief that Friendship is Magic is meant to have 14 seasons due to delusions rooted in the [[Dimensional Merge]]. This instance, preceded in [[August 2018]] by a panning of the leaked early designs for the G5 ponies were some of the occasional posts of disapproval throughout the close of the decade. For a while it was on Chris' back burner but on 27 [[July 2021]] Chris uploaded a tard rage video demanding that the new My Little Pony generation be cancelled, confirming that Chris holds Sonic Boom-esque feelings towards this. The lulz were subsequently cancelled when Chris admitted to incest.

However, despite his incarceration, this hasn't stopped him from expressing nothing but hatred towards this reboot. Chris had expressed in numberous jail letters about how he believes the reboot has caused major world catastrophes such as the Russo-Ukrainian war.

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===Jacob Saga (''14 July - 28 November 2019; 15 July - 26 August 2020'') ===
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Though he had been [[autism|autistically]] obsessed with Chris since around 2018, amateur sorcerer Jacob Sockness only made Chris's acquaintance in [[June 2019]], after an unremarkable troll convinced Chris that Sockness would be interested in buying his filthy bathwater. On 14 [[July 2019]], the two agreed to a closer partnership: Sockness would act as a middleman for Chris's [[2019 Sales Listings|merchandise]], in order to evade Chris's [[eBay#Suspension of Chris's eBay|eBay ban]]. The two would soon abandon this scheme, however, instead deciding to direct their attention to another of their shared interests; [[Chris and religion#Delusions of godhood|pretending to be gods]]. Their mystical and occultist schemes would cross-pollinate, Jacob's extraterrestrial demons wending their way into the [[Dimensional Merge]]'s logistics. The most notable example being the [[Spirit possession#Magi-Chan|Magi-Chan possession]], in which from [[August 2019]] to [[September 2019]], Chris believed that he swapped minds with [[Magi-Chan]] in order to visit [[Jacob Sockness]] so he wouldn't need to actually do so in real life. The period of Magi-Chan roleplaying lasted an entire month. Jacob's antics with Chris was not ignored, as soon, [[Kiwi Farms|onlookers]] would find out about Jacob and dox him, but Sockness would not be deterred by a mere dox; for he had apparently already doxxed himself long before meeting Chris, and would boast freely and frequently about how he was misleading Chris for his own ends. [[Slow-in-the-minds|Despite the obvious dangers]], Chris continued to believe Jacob's teachings [[honor roll|at face value]], and encouraged his desire to meet in person. In late [[September 2019]], the situation nearly reached a boiling point when Sockness announced that he had secured a train ticket and was traveling from his home in California to [[Charlottesville]], and threatened that he would [[rape|brutally abuse]] Chris after arriving at [[14 Branchland Court]]. Being understandably alarmed by this, Chris [[Chris and negotiation|demanded]] that Sockness return, and with the help of the [[Watchmen]], arranged for a [[white knight|supporter]] to intercept Sockness in Chicago and provide for him to return to San Francisco. Jacob relented, and the two grew more distant. Sockness would temporarily return to Chris's good side in late [[October 2019]] and early [[November 2019]], yet by the end of that month he would once again be cast aside by Chris.

However, in early 2020, Chris once again started to talk to Jacob, believing in Jacob's supposed [[Magical thinking|occult practices]]. Though it appeared that they were coming close to one another again, Chris's and Sockness's relationship would permanently come to an end in [[August 2020]], after Sockness creepily theorized on [[Twitter]] that [[Mia Hamm]] supposedly bared Chris's illegitimate child after they had sex. Although Jacob would make several other attempts to win Chris's favor over the course of the next few months, all attempts would ultimately be unsuccessful.

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==The Rise (Mid 2018 - 1 August 2021)==

By Mid 2018, with the creation of several [[Chris Chan: A Comprehensive History|documentaries]] pertaining to Chris, a new generation of Christorians had began to form, and awareness of the Chris Chan saga began to rise, further fueled by Chris's expanding fantasy world, partially influenced by webcomic [[Ben Saint]].

In late 2019, a group consisting of [[enablers]] and [[white knights]] was established through [[Discord]] to gatekeep Chris from potential [[trolls]], [[A-Log|A-Logs]], and the aforementioned weens. Much like many other white knights and enablers, they gained Chris's trust by appealing to and indulging in his delusions, specifically ones related to the [[Dimensional Merge]] and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia|CPU Goddesses]]. They eventually named themselves the Watchmen. The group's primary objective was to protect Chris from trolls.

Alongside the Watchmen, another group of enablers called [[Praetor]] had formed, allowing Chris to profit off of his fantasies (though only at a fraction of what they themselves made), the closest he's gotten to a real job. In conjunction to this, Chris was pumping out more drawings on a consistent basis.

As a result of both groups, and Chris's newer business ventures, Chris's life appeared to become more stable, as there was less interference from trolls, he was now consistently making profits due to a growing fanbase, and he had even found a woman who was actually attracted to him. This era marks the calm before the storm, when most of Chris's activity seemed primarily dormant again, and it appeared that things were going much better for him.

===Copitz Saga (''19 May 2018 - December 2019'')===

On 19 May 2018, the Youtube speedrunner and Twitch user [[Copitz]] had began visiting [[14 Branchland Court]] to record videos of himself with Chris and his friends in several different areas. Some of these videos included ones where Chris was in an abandoned hospital hunting for ghosts, while others had involved several interviews with him.

Copitz would play a major role in the development of the Chris Chan docuseries, [[The Chris Chan Conspiracy]], which consisted of several of their interactions with Chris from the span of December 2019. The documentary series wouldn't be announced or publicized until more than two years later.




===TF2 Analysis Saga (''Late 2018 - 30 October 2020'')===
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In [[January 2019]], a slew of people began to block Chris on Twitter, either due to his own harassment or egging on by weens. This caused Chris, naturally, to rage about it, and eventually to protect his Twitter account. For months, he had shown no signs of budging. All of his tweets during this period consisted of complaining about being blocked, or else his dimensional delusions mentioned above. After protecting his Twitter account, he would greatly reduce his social media activity, and in [[June 2019]] even extended to disabling comments again on his [[June 2019 videos|recent videos]]. This period of time also marked Chris's bizarre adoption of the word "[[My Little Pony|Bugbear]]" (a phrase referring to minor annoyances) and employing it almost everywhere in his wild and unclear rants. After several months, Chris's initial bitterness from the blocks seems to have faded, and he opened his Twitter account for the public again.

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===Secret Shipfic Saga (''16 August 2019 - 31 July 2021'')===
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On 16 August, 2019, Chris began to create trading cards for his Sonichu comics, much like his [[Wall of Originals]] using a template from the My Little Pony parody game ''[[Twilight Sparkle's Secret Shipfic Folder]]''. His most ambitious project in several years, Chris fully embraced the concept, and has seemingly supplanted the ''Sonichu'' comics in favour of the cards as his principal monetary venture. The card game also became Chris's primary means to expand upon the lore of the fantasy world that he has created, and that several trolls from before had provided influence onto. Chris had posted several cards featuring the OCs created by fans and enablers.

[[Ben Saint]] a webcomic artist and creator of the webseires ''Endless War'', had tried to profit off of Chris's infamy by implementing characters from the comic into Sonichu, thereby creating the "Slime Saga". Chris had eventually implemented Ben's characters and ideas into Sonichu in [[Sonichu Special 7]]. However, Ben's attempts at creating a new saga from the ground-up, and promoting his comic, by tinkering with Chris's own comics only proved to be of a very limited success when Chris began ignoring Saint's attempts at provocation by mid-October, and when conflicts of interest had risen between the two creators. Following from this, several white knights and past enablers such as [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[MKRNightVee]] came into the scene in order to regain power over Chris or to justify Chris's actions. When Chris began shifting his focus on his Sonichu comics to the aforementioned card game, Chris had implemented Saint's characters, as well as ideas brought to him by drama surrounding him, and a new wave of [[white knights]] defending Chris's actions, [[enablers]] suggesting new OCs into Chris's now expanding universe, and [[weens|wannabe trolls]] trying to take a piece of Chris's infamy for themselves would show up into the mix.

Chris was able to develop a new fanbase through a series of commissions, and implementing people's [[OCs]] into his canon.

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===Watchmen Saga (''Late 2019 - August 2021'')===
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The Watchmen would gatekeep Chris through means of collecting information, doxing, and harassing anybody attempting to interact or get involved with Chris. The existence of the Watchmen was not publicly known until [[August 2020]], in which they leaked content that they had received from Chris.

The Watchmen would be responsible for and or related to many notable events that took place throughout 2020 and early 2021. Such as removing [[Jacob Sockness]]'s influence over Chris, the previously mentioned [[August 2020 Watchmen leaks|August 2020 leaks]], being heavily involved in the [[Discord Q&A]]'s, and having multiple conflicts with members of [[Praetor]].

However, as 2021 continued on, the Watchmen seemingly became less publicly involved with Chris. Things came to a head in [[June 2021]], as internal conflicts among the Watchmen arose, with a member of the group, [[The WCT]], being doxed on the [[Kiwi Farms]] by the leader of the group, [[Naught|Bismuth]]. The WCT then decided to inform Chris of Bismuth doxing him. As a result, Chris recorded a short audio clip saying "Fuck Bismuth!" before leaving [[The Place]], a Discord server run by the Watchmen, while The WCT was being simultaneously banned from it. A few days later, another member of the Watchmen stated on Twitter that Chris had apparently cut contact with her and other Watchmen. This incident effectively ended the most known iteration of the Watchmen.

A new Discord server, entitled [[The Knights of CWC]], was established by [[The WCT]], who invited Chris and several members of the Watchmen. In the meantime, Chris was also set to attend the brony convention [[Everfree Northwest]]. Chris was already in contact with a troll and sweetheart named [[Isabella Loretta Janke|Isabella "Bella" Janke]], who was later known for claiming to have had plots to harm Chris. Chris was also secretly in contact with another sweetheart codenamed as "[[The Suitress]]", a young autistic woman who had a genuine crush on him, who had planned to meet him at the convention. Chris would introduce the Suitress to Bella in WCT's Knights server. The both of them had agreed to serve as bodyguards to protect Chris from [[Jacob Sockness]], who swore to attend the event in disguise. Bella would also agree to serve as Chris's "photographer".

Chris would remain active in the Knights of CWC server all the way up until [[Jail Saga|his arrest on 1 August 2021]] due to his incestuous behavior with Barbara. When Bella attempted and failed to damage control her name, she would trick the WCT into believing that a set of fabricated texts she made that alleged Chris was having BDSM-style sex with Barb were real, and that the Suitress had also owned a copy of these texts of her own. WCT sharing these texts, along with partially revealing the Suitress's identity would get him in hot water, and cause many Watchmen members to turn tail.

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===Praetor Saga (''October 2020 - Present'')===
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On October 2020, Chris would be seen in a photo posing with several members of a group refered to as Praetor. This group would sell Chris-related merchandise with his permission. Most of the merchadise that Praetor had sould would have been used as a means for Chris to profit off of his fantasies amist the Financhu Crisis, creating his very own cult. Chris had a sermon regarding the Dimensional Merge at the Goochland Library. Praetor had also created special Golden Medallions which would give customers access to the Golden Church of Sonichu.

By the time Chris had interacted with Praetor, Chris had also gotten in touch with a new sweetheart, Isabella "Bella" Loretta Janke, who created an animated intro for him by his request. Bella also acted very nice around Chris, which would cause her to gain much trust from him. However, Bella also displayed notable A-logging elsewhere, claiming that she wanted to get Chris to harm himself or commit suicide, and even claiming that she tried to persuade other Praetor members to convince him to cut his penis off.

Praetor was also a target of the white-knight group, the Watchmen. Most infamously, Praetor promoted the sale of tasers and stun guns on their Etsy page to simulate "zapping to the extreme". A taser and Pikachu mask would be found in their shopping cart. Chris stated on 21 February 2021 that he wanted to use a taser in order to activate the Dimensional Merge by zapping his [[Gate Crystal]]. Following this, Chris engaged in a call with Praetor leader Caden Peck and several Watchmen members, discouraging him from taking this course of action. A chunk of the full call would be leaked, leaving out much of the key context in the full call, and many rumors about the group and the call would be spread by Watchmen leader [[Naught]], Larry Vaughn, and Bella on the Kiwi Farms, as well as by the Christuber [[GiBi]] on his own YouTube channel.

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===Warhol Saga (''24 May - 19 September 2021'')===

In May 2021 Chris discovered an Amazon listing for a fake book made by Don Lashomb that favorably compared him to mid-century pop artist Andy Warhol. Naturally this inflated his ego and caused him to devote several tweets to said comparison. Later he went on to begin reviewing the book and made Tweets featuring his takes on the ween's compliments. Chris would make several periodic tweets throughout summer 2021, reviewing the book as he went along.

Despite Lashomb cutting ties with Chris, Chris would continue to promote the book.

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==The Descent (''26 June 2021 to Present'')==
After enjoying nearly 14 years of being an infamous YouTuber with a cult following, Chris's notability rose as his reputation plummeted. His name trended on Twitter as local news picked up on his latest controversy yet. Soon came a new wave of [[carpetbaggers]], an explosion of Chris-related content, and many major shifts in Chris's life. Here's where shit hits the fan:


===Incest Saga (''26 June 2021 - 31 July 2021'')===
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During the beginning of 2021, Chris exhibited [[Lonely feelings|many signs of sexual frustration]] much more intense than ever before, to the point of openly discussing this with several Watchmen members, as well as crushing on [[MKRNightVee|several]] [[Annie Ikenberry|females]] [[Bella|of]] [[The Suitress|interest]] all at once, and having wet dreams involving cartoon characters<ref>[[:File:ThePlace1stLayer 02Feb21 - almost sex dream.png]]</ref>. Towards the end of June, Chris grew impatient and decided to release this sexual frustration on his own mother. Chris would do this over the span of one month every three days. Chris would hint at this affair over this timespan, referring to Barb as a "Sweetheart over 50".

On 5 July 2021, Null would be one of the first people that Chris would confess to having a "sweetheart over 50".

On 13 July 2021, Chris would also confess to Bella that he was having an affair with the "sweetheart over 50". About two weeks later, on the the 28th, he would further confess in a 4-hour call that this sweetheart was actually his mother. The following night, when Bella had given her an edited 9 minute version of the call, the Suitress initiated leaks of it by sharing a further edited 4-minute version of the call, and then the full 9 minutes when people doubted its legitimacy. Bella would end up doing damage control to her name soon after, which ended up with her getting discovered.

On 31 July 2021, two days after the initial leak, Greene County police were contacted and Chris was removed from his property, with Barb also being taken to a hospital for a checkup. An emergency protection order was also taken out against Chris, forbidding him from contacting Barb or setting foot on his property for a week.

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===Jail Saga (''1 August 2021 - 28 February 2022; 3 May 2022 - Present'')===
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On 1 August, Chris was arrested outside the Regency Inn he was staying at, and the next day was officially charged for incest. By the end of the month, it was discovered that Barb had returned home, and that the Chandlers' car had been returned to her, with new numberplates replacing the SONICHU ones. During that period, Chris was being held in Central Virginia Regional Jail without bond.

This saga is notable for the [[jail letters]], a series of letters Chris has written to fans and wannabe trolls alike, answering their questions and providing a stream of information about his current delusions and stay in jail. A vast majority of these letters would be Chris's ramblings of being a messianic figure, as well as being a reincarnation of Jesus Christ. Chris's desperation to get out of jail would show all throughout the saga. After three continuances, and Chris sending a rather concerning [[prayer]] to several recipients, he was transferred to [[Western State Hospital]] on 28 February, and stayed there until 3 May when he was transferred back to CVRJ.

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===Nuthouse Saga (''28 February 2022 - 3 May 2022'')===

On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred and committed into the Western State Hospital mental institution in Staunton, Virginia (formerly known as the Western State Lunatic Asylum) for a competency evaluation before his next hearing.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref> During his stay, Chris was allegedly [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pinned down]] by the orderlies on his last day in the facility.

Chris was eventually transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May 2022. The period between these two transfers would prove to be one of the more silent moments in Christory, due to such facilities having strict measures regarding the interactions between its patients and the outside world.



==The Post-Merge Era (30 July 2021 - Present)==
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After Chris's incest was leaked online, the event soon became the 4th trending hashtag on Twitter, which introduced thousands of new people outside of the Chris Chan bubble to him. This would also inadvertently lead to many more white knights, A-logs, enablers, and weens to tracking him down, as most of these newer orbiters had little to no familiarity with his life outside of his affair with his mother and the fact that he claims he's transgender.

This saga can be thought of as the ultimate trolling saga, as it is the end result of nearly a decade and a half of Chris's bumbling, coupled with the trolling, torment, and manipulation that followed from it. Along with that, the mere exposure to Chris's current string of unlawful acts has made many attempt to take a piece of the Chris Chan pie, taking advantage of his worldwide infamy to gain attention from the growing trend.

==The Future==
Normally, mistakes present a life lesson. In theory, the various sagas should have taught Chris the consequences of [[Honest content|oversharing]], [[ego]]tism, [[hypocrisy]], [[naive|blind trust]], [[anger]], and more. Above all, the moral of most of Chris's sagas boils down to a classic Abraham Lincoln quote: '''don't believe everything you see on the Internet.'''<ref group = "note">Or was it [[Daniel Weston]] who said it?</ref>

Nevertheless, if anything remains clear, it is that Chris is nearly incapable of applying past events to current ones. The fact that Chris eventually hit the low of having sex with his own mother has most certainly cemented his future, with little to no good coming out of it. Trolls and his current wave of [[Unholy Tetrad|orbiters]] are now the least of Chris's worries, now that he has been evicted from his home, and had all forms of financial support taken away from him after he lied about stealing money from his mother.

==See also==
*''[[Excel Saga]]''

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Cousin Al

2022-07-24T01:35:11Z

Foobar: /* Stalking of the Chandler residence */

{{Troll}}
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Cousin Al
|image = Cousin Al.jpg
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)
|aliases = Al Big Al skyraider91 garbageraider
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| gender = Male
| knownfor = Raiding the Chandler's garbage to retrieve Chris's old High School assignments
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]] Dumpster Diver
| saga = {{saga|catherine|cn}}}}
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref>

To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.

== Post-House Fire Invite ==

=== In-person meeting with Chris ===
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript}}
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged.

=== House Tour ===
{{main|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.

=== Rental House Tour ===
{{main|Rental House Tour}}
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died from an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.

=== Bowling Outing ===
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891 Email from Cousin Al]</ref>

{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.

Notes-

The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.

Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.

Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.

Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].

The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.

Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.

According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".

Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.

Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.

Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.

When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.

There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}

{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.

When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.

Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.

I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.

I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".

After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.

Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.

When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}

It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.

== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. In [[November 2014|November]] of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.

== Director's Cut Leak ==
On [[December 2014|December]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.

== See Also ==
*[[2014 house fire]]
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]
*[[Rental House Tour]]

== External Links ==
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]

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Cousin Al

2022-07-24T01:33:37Z

Foobar: /* Rental House Tour */

{{Troll}}
{{Quote|Chris, there are a lot of artists out there in the world, and even some of the greatest artists out there who have published, have millions of fans—they still get criticism. Because with every, all art, there’s gonna be someone who doesn’t like it. And you know what, those artists, they can just ignore the criticism…|Al confronting Chris about using [[autism]] as an excuse for lack of motivation.}}
{{Infobox Person
|name = Cousin Al
|image = Cousin Al.jpg
|relatives = Catherine Sorrentino (cousin)
|aliases = Al Big Al skyraider91 garbageraider
| nationality = [[United States|American]]
| gender = Male
| knownfor = Raiding the Chandler's garbage to retrieve Chris's old High School assignments
| occupation = [[Troll|Internet troll]] Dumpster Diver
| saga = {{saga|catherine|cn}}}}
'''Cousin Al''', formerly known on the CWCki Forums as '''skyraider91''', was an associate of the troll sweetheart [[Catherine]] who, as suggested in the name, roleplayed as her cousin. He is best well-known for raiding Chris's garbage in order to collect his old [[Manchester High Leaks|Manchester High assignments]] following his house's [[2014 house fire|destruction from a fire]]. This would earn him his username being changed to "'''garbageraider'''" by moderators when he posted his findings on the [[Kiwi Farms]] (initially the [[CWCki Forums]] at the time). <ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/new-leak-s-15jun2014.3897/ (archive: https://archive.fo/AcM0p)</ref>

To accomplish this, Al would be involved in a conversation between Chris and Catherine during a date at Applebee's, which would ultimately lead to Chris inviting both him and Catherine to his charred up house. Following from there, Chris would give a tour of the remains of the house to both Al and Catherine, though the video became lost to time due to the original account it was posted on being terminated. No archives of the video are known to exist.

== Post-House Fire Invite ==

=== In-person meeting with Chris ===
{{main|Catie Date Conversation Transcript}}
On [[August 2014]] 31st of [[2014]], Cousin Al accompanied Catherine on her date with Chris at an Applebee's restaurant. The audio of their meeting was recorded and later posted. After Catherine introduced them, Al told Chris that he had come because Catherine needed a ride. The trio talked about a variety of topics for a while, Cousin Al often asking Chris to elaborate on what he meant when Chris' answers were too vague or confusing. At the end of their date, Al helped Catherine to develop an excuse for why Chris couldn't come back with them to wherever they were staying. Chris then invited the pair to come and visit his recently charred house, to which they obliged.

=== House Tour ===
{{main|IRL Tour of 14 Branchland Court}}
They followed Chris back to his home and upon arriving, began conversing about the fire. While exploring the property, Al would ask Chris questions about things around his yard and details about the fire. After their tour, Catherine made up an excuse about a mechanic who needed them to come pick up her quickly due to a family emergency. Al told her that he could give her a ride and the two left shortly after.

=== Rental House Tour ===
{{main|Rental House Tour}}
Al again accompanied Catherine on another outing with Chris, this time to their [[rental house]] that they were staying at while their home was being renovated. At this outing, Al met Chris' [[Dogs|two dogs]] and [[Barb]]. He referred to himself as "Big Al" while introducing himself to Barb. They toured around different parts of the house, most notably Chris' playroom and bedroom. Like during most in-person interactions, Al did most of the question asking. During the second part of the video, the trio listened to Barb talk about various topics, such as when [[Cole]] almost died from an infection and about the recent house fire. Catherine and Al left shortly after Catherine had made up an excuse about needing to catch a flight to Chicago. This interaction like most others was recorded in an audio only format and then later uploaded.

=== Bowling Outing ===
Al joined Catherine and Chris at a bowling outing and wrote two emails about the experience:<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/facebook-updates-likes-and-misc-junk.4847/page-25#post-771891 Email from Cousin Al]</ref>

{{Email|I and Catie met up with Chris at a bowling alley and we talked and bowled a single game of bowling. We were there about an hour. After that, we went to a local buffet to eat and talked at length in one of the booths. Finally, we drove over to the rental house, said hi to Barb briefly, and went upstairs and briefly played [[PS3]] with Chris. After that, we left.

Notes-

The original [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu pages]] are still entirely intact, all of them. I asked Chris is he would be willing to sell them, he said no, then said that if he ever did decide to sell them, that he would want "thousands of dollars" for each issue.

Chris still considers Catie his girlfriend even though she explicitly told him that now they were just friends.

Chris mentioned that in [[2010]] that he used to attend a young adult social group and go bowling with other members of the group. He mentioned meeting "his girlfriend '''*Censored*'''" ([[the wallflower]]) at the group. Chris talked contemptuously about other special ed types in the group, but said that if he had a child that was intellectually disabled, (retarded) that he would be OK with that child and still love it.

Evidently, Barb has told Chris that the reason that Cole doesn't like Barb is because Cole allegedly hit his head when he tripped on a school bus sometime between the ages of 4-7. This allegedly gave Cole lifelong mental and physical problems. Also, Cole allegedly has a bad hip. The last time Chris/Barb saw Cole is person was at a Weston family reunion in [[2004]].

The Chandlers almost got evicted from their rental house today, because the insurance company decided to not pay the rent for December. Barb came up with the $1600 to pay the rent by taking out a loan against the title on the van.

Chris thinks that they will be back in 14 BC by the 10th to 17th of [[December 2014|December]]. When he said this in front of Barb, she spoke up and said something to the tune of "that ain't happening" to "you're being very optimistic". Also, Barb is going over to 14 Branchland Court regularly during the weekdays to oversee the construction, and has apparently been trying to boss around/micromanage the construction crews.

According to Chris, the reason that their paperwork took so long to process for the rebuild on 14 BC is because the person doing it was old, "in their 60's" and was "a senile [[slow in the mind]]".

Chris is aware that "[[the game place]]" is out of business. When asked about how he felt about that, he tryed thinking for a minute, then said that he didn't know.

Chris was fired from [[Wendy's]] back in [[2001]] because he drew a deliberately ugly picture of an older, female coworker as a Pokémon on a napkin. He says that he and his coworkers and his manager had emotional issues and didn't get along. Chris also claims that he was wrongly blamed for making a baby cry when the baby and its parents were eating at the restaurant.

Chris stated that the inheritance that he and Barb received after Bob died was on the order of tens of thousands of dollars. Chris maintained that most to all of the inheritance was spent on legal fees after the events of [[28 October 2011|27 October 2011]] [''sic'']. Chris recalls Barb throwing money at the problem, burning through funds paying [[Rob Bell]] to fight for their innocence, Barbara being stubborn and unwilling to accept a "guilty" plea in court. Evidently, at some point, barb either ran out of money or accepted that no amount of money spent in lawyer's fees would equal an innocent verdict in court.

When asked about when his social security started, he stated that he didn't remember, then stated that he thought it had been a very long time-since before he started school. When asked if he was receiving the [[tugboat]] during high school, he said that he didn't remember. He stated that the only benefits that he got for his autism were the tugboat and a parking sticker for his car. He then smugly stated that he "gets those benefits because he's special" and sat there proud of his proclamation, as if awaiting a pat on the back.

There's a lot more. I was wearing the recording rig, but the mic was under my heavy jacket, so I don't know what audio quality we got. I'll review the audio tomorrow and post more if I can.}}

{{Email|Chris was always floating right around her, clingy as hell. He even tried giving Catie a goodnight kiss, after she told him explicitly that they were just friends. Chris has no sense of personal space or boundaries. It's like she'll tell him to keep his distance, but the thought won't stay in his head for longer than five minutes and then he's hovering too close again. I personally think that he's autistic and just doesn't gauge personal space well, but that's just my theory.

When asked about where he saw himself [[2019|in 5 years]], Chris said, "you know, I've had a lot of people ask me that question, and I just don't know, I never have" or something to that effect.

Chris specifically admitted that he can earn up to $900 a month before losing any of his welfare money. I pointed out that there are many felons, disabled people, and high school dropouts who manage to find work, and said to Chris that if he'd been searching for work for almost ten years but hadn't found any, that he should either try harder to find a job, or perhaps enroll in a program that finds employment for people with disabilities. Chris didn't seem to like the thought, and I then asked him if his pride was preventing him from finding work.

I pointed out that it would help his financial situation to find work, and asked him if his mother would support him finding work. Chris said "yes, my mother would support me finding work, but. . . " so I asked him what the problem was. He stated that he didn't emotionally feel prepared to be away from his mother as long as working full time would necessitate. I pointed out to Chris that he could work part time, and in the local area. I also pointed out that if he was employed, he would be able to better take care of himself after his mother passes away, and pointed out that he was over 30 years old. I asked him what he was going to do after his mother passed away, and he said that he didn't know.

I pointed out to Chris that there are communities in the united states that are more [[LGBT]] friendly then rural Virginia, such as San Francisco, or Seattle. I also pointed out that the job market and government benefits/welfare are much better in both of those locations, pointing out that San Francisco has the highest minimum wage in the [[United States]], and that he could earn more money there. Chris's response to this was, "but there's no San Francisco in Virginia".

After informing Chris that I was talking about San Francisco, California, I asked him if he thought moving there was a good idea and he said no, because he didn't want to leave his mother. I asked him if anyone else could take care of his mother for him, mentioning his half-brother Cole and Aunt Harriet by name, but Chris said no, that they wouldn't take barb in. I asked Chris if he would consider moving out of Virginia after Barb dies. Chris flatly stated that he didn't feel comfortable moving to anyplace else, period, although he acknowledged the potential benefits of living in a different location in the United States.

Chris paid $9,000 for the [[Son-Chu#Current status|2010 ford focus sedan, and he said that the payment is "one-hundred something" a month]]. He said that the interest rate on his loan was only 5%, and that the auto dealership was having a special deal the week that he bought the car. I don't know how accurate those numbers are, but that's what he said.

When asked, Chris said that he does not know his credit score, or "care much for that".}}

It was also at this outing that Al had gifted Chris a 3DS copy of Sonic Boom<ref>[[January 2015 Facebook posts]]</ref>.

== Stalking of the Chandler residence ==
Under his alias Skyraider91, Al would sometimes stop by the Chandler's residence to take photos of the property and then upload them for fellow trolls. On [[June 2014]] 15th of 2014, Al decided to take advantage of the recent house fire to obtain some of Chris' homework papers and other documents, which he later uploaded. On [[November 2014]] 25 of that same year, he returned to the home to share its latest renovation developments.

== Director's Cut Leak ==
On [[December 2014|December]] 18th of 2014, Al uploaded the [[ChrisAfterChristmas2004|second part]] of the [[ChandlerFamilyChristmas2004|Chandler Family Christmas 2004]] video. This was said to have been apart of Chris' "directors cut" of the [[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)]] video, which Chris had gifted to Catherine. Chatherine most likely forfeited this clip after having received it from Chris.

== See Also ==
*[[2014 house fire]]
*[[Manchester High Leaks]]
*[[Rental House Tour]]

== External Links ==
[https://kiwifarms.net/members/garbageraider.1602/ Cousin Al's Kiwi Farms profile]

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Jail Saga

2022-07-22T21:28:32Z

Foobar: /* Looking forward */

:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga stemming from Chris's [[Affair with Mother]]. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ a Kiwi Farms thread here].''
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|300px|thumb|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Orbiter Wave#Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, and he is only facing misdemeanor charges (so far). Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail and is awaiting trial for the charge of incest as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]] and [[February 2022]] resulted in continuances; his next court date is 28 [[July 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate2>{{Cite farms|thread=112013|title=2/3/22 - Hearing speculation thread}}</ref>

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact to the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> The reasons for his return remain to be heard.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[The WCT]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to The WCT - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

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| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
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===Transcript===
'''NOTE''': This transcript begins around 2:24:54, shortly after Ralph changes the perspective on his phone camera.

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background, while we see the inside of Ethan Ralph's car.]''

'''Ralph''': You guys can't see this, but...

'''Girl''': They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit! Oh ''shit''--

''[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a girl coming out with her phone to also film the events'']

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''': ''(yelling) To the trolls and anybody else on the internet, do not record this!''

'''Ralph''': ''(yelling)'' CHRIS-CHAN, ''WHAT'S UP?!'' Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To Girl) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.

'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''Girl in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': ...we just got the footage, Jesse PS was riding up over here!

''[End of relevant footage.]''
}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
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The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a [[wikipedia:Fox News|Fox News]] segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned David Heilberg to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home,” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
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}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
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Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten the weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April. His next court date is scheduled for 28 [[July 2022]], four days short of the one-year anniversary of his arrest.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11138163}}</ref>

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 February 2022, the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref><ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 113715
|post = 11292959
|title = Chris transferred to another facility
|user = Turbocuck
|wayback = 20220302065944
}}</ref> Details regarding the circumstances that led to this are not known, but Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.

Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-31#post-11335917 Kiwi Farms post regarding Chris's record]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail_Letter_-_1_June_2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May 2022. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a second [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occuring shortly before, likely from [[Chris and anger|a violent outburst or other such altercation]] with the orderlies.<ref name=1jun></ref>

=== Looking forward ===
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.]]

Exactly what is next for Chris will be heavily influenced by the outcome of the legal processes involved. Son-mother incest is a Class 5 felony in Virginia.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-366/</ref> Class 5 is a wobbler felony which can either remain as a felony or be downgraded to a misdemeanor.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter1/section18.2-10/</ref><ref>https://www.silislaw.com/blog/2014/april/virginia-criminal-law-basics-felonies/</ref> The J&DR court - which is currently handling the case - can only deal with misdemeanor charges, with a possibility that the case could be transferred back to General District to be prosecuted as a felony. The maximum jail sentence for a misdemeanor incest charge in Virginia is one year, meaning that if Chris's charges remain downgraded to misdemeanor status, he should be released no later than 1 [[August 2022]], even if the case is for some reason continued beyond that date. If his charge is upgraded to a felony, he could be facing a [[Kick the autistic|much longer sentence]] (the maximum sentence for felony incest is 10 years, and the maximum sentence for rape is life). If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated, Chris will be placed on the [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Looking_ahead|sex offender registry]] for a minimum of fifteen years when he gets out.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref> In addition, if Chris is charged with a felony, his subsequent legal proceedings must be open to the public.

Many observers suspect that Chris' lawyer is trying to get him to take up a plea deal with a year of time served, although Chris himself seems convinced [[Chris and his ego|that he will be found not guilty]], [[Honor Roll|despite effectively confessing to the act of incest multiple times]] in both the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]. As it stands, pleading "not guilty" will most likely result in Chris getting a harsher sentence in the event of a conviction.

Further complicating matters is that as early as [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]), even claiming that Bella confessed to fabricating information during the call without any clarification whatsoever.<ref name=1jun></ref> Needless to say, if Chris were to intentionally give false statements in a court of law it would be digging a deeper hole for him, given existing evidence.

If Barb consented (which would be consistent with [[Barbara_Chandler#Spooning|Barb's long-known uncomfortably touchy-feely behavior around Chris]]), she could be charged as a willing accomplice. However, if she did not or could not consent, Chris could be facing a potential rape charge, which would almost certainly net him a possible life sentence. Whether or not he will be allowed to take up parole will be up to the State of Virginia to decide, given the severity of such charges. However, Chris alleges that Heilberg told him that Barbara was never questioned about her involvement in the incest on account of her old age.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

If Chris is deemed too incompetent to stand trial, as many assume he has been after his third hearing in February 2022, he may be taken back to the mental hospital he stayed at previously and be held there against his will as long as he is still considered incompetent, even if he is not convicted of anything. He may still be able to take up a plea deal in Summer 2022 if his mental state improves, but with [[Chris and reality|Chris's perception of reality long since having crashed and burned]], and it being presently unclear if he can overcome his severe delusions, it remains to be seen if he will spend the remainder of his sentencing either behind bars or in the care of medical professionals.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
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| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
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| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

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{{Protip|We highly advise ''against'' contacting Chris during his stay in jail. Chris is keeping records of the people who contacted him,<ref>[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021#Full Call]]</ref> and if those somehow get leaked, then you'll have nobody but yourself to blame for potential harassment from [[Weening|weens]] and the secondhand embarrassment of being associated with him.}}

[[File:ChrisWritesJailLetters.png|thumb|250px|Chris writing letters]]
On 1 August 2021, [[Jail Saga|Chris was arrested]] on a charge of [[Affair with Mother|incest]] against [[Barbara Chandler|his mother Barbara]], marking the first fully offline saga of Christory since [[Manchester High School|his high school years]]. Almost all knowledge of what Chris and Barbara have been up to since his arrest has come from '''communications from jail''' – letters and phone calls – while he awaits his hearings and possible trial.

Chris's jail communications were suspended for a few months. Following his transfer from [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]] to [[Western State Hospital]] in [[February 2022]], all mail sent to Chris at the jail was returned to the sender unread; Chris returned to the jail in [[May 2022]] and resumed mail communications.

==List of Letters==

[[File:Cwcjailletterspainting.jpg|thumb|450px|Christian writing his Epistles]]

Chris began sending handwritten '''letters from jail''' shortly after his arrest on 1 August 2021, although weens did not begin writing him ''en masse'' until the uploading of his "Jesus letter" to [[Kiwi Farms]] in late September. The envelopes arrive with a stamped disclaimer that the facility neither "censor[s] nor inspect[s]" Chris's letters – which has allowed him to release even more [[Honest Content]].

===August 2021===

====[[Misc Jail Letters#20 August 2021|20 August]]====
Chris begged for money to his inmate account to purchase socks, a bra, and sneakers.

===September 2021===

====[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|19 September]]====
Chris wrote an open letter being defensive over his alleged theft of Barbara's money and for his incest charge. He also demonstrates a new [[coping]] mechanism - that he is Jesus Christ.

===October 2021===

====[[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|3 October]]====
Chris responds to a failed attempt to convert him to Islam.

====[[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|4 October]]====
Chris responds to a letter from [[Kenneth Engelhardt]].

====[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|20 October]]====
Chris answers six questions from a fan.

====[[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021|21 October]]====
Chris responds to a [[4chan]] user named "[[Aqua Teen Hunger Force|Shake Zula]]" about a plush he had been sent.

====[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Virginia fan)|25 October (1)]]====
Chris responds to a fan from Virginia, where he gives insight on how the officials at his jail treat him.

====[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Kengle)|25 October (2)]]====
Chris's second letter to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. Topics include Ken trying to mail Chris a copy of the Quran, Ken trying to arrange a pardon for Chris, Chris being unsure of wanting to kiss [[Null]] or Judas, and Chris commenting on prison ramen.

====[[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|30 October]]====
Chris's third letter to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]]. Chris instructs his fans to visit and donate to [[Barbara]].

===November 2021===

====[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|8 November (1)]]====
Chris responds to Youtuber Stories from The Penitentiary, giving a much clearer image on his mental state and his experiences in jail.

====[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|8 November (2)]]====
Chris mentions that some officers have been "aloof; indifferent, or incompetent" to him; that he has been playing solo basketball in the exercise yard; and that [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is still mayor of [[CWCville]].

====[[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|16 November]]====
Chris's fourth letter to [[Kenneth Engelhardt]], on his experience in jail.

====[[Jail Letter - 20 November 2021|20 November]]====

Chris outright states that as a result of the Dimensional Merge, the world we live in now exists in the same universe as that as the one the Sonichu comics take place in.

====[[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November]]====

Chris sends a fifth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt discussing a car accident which totalled [[Son-Chu]] and seriously injured Barb.

====[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|30 November (1)]]====

Chris writes to an [[Onion Farms]] user, Celestia, about the concept of "self-religion" as well as how he plans to "upgrade" Christianity to his own whims.

====[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|30 November (2)]]====

Chris answers 12 questions from a Twitter Fan, "Eels and the Egg-man". The subjects discussed include Chris's current relations with [[Bella]] and [[The Suitress]], his opinions on various Christubers, his plans after being released from jail, various dimensions, among other topics.

===December 2021===

====[[Jail Letter - 6 December 2021|6 December]]====
Chris sends a sixth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt. He further declares Null an incarnation of Judas, calling him a traitor and decides to "leak" various secrets about him.

====[[Jail Letter - 9 December 2021|9 December]]====
Chris sends a second letter to Celestia, consisting of little more than lore pertaining to his Messiah complex and the Dimensional Merge.

====[[Jail Letter - 13 December 2021|13 December]]====
Chris sends a seventh letter containing a [[Christmas]] card to Kenneth Engelhardt.

====[[Jail Letter - 14 December 2021|14 December]]====
Chris sends an eighth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt. He demands $200,000 to be sent to Barb following her involvement in a car crash in late November that totalled the latest iteration of [[Son-Chu]].

====[[Jail Letter - 22 December 2021‎‎|22 December]]====
Contains Chris's updated Ten Commandments.

===January 2022===

====[[Jail Letter - 4 January 2022|4 January]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 8 January 2022|8 January]]====
Chris sends a letter regarding a troll pretending to be a descendant of a Crusader.

====[[Jail Letter - 11 January 2022|11 January]]====
Chris sends a ninth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt. Chris makes a big point that Kenneth is only permitted to share a specific page online, feeling betrayed by the [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|one letter he didn't even post]]. The allowed page isn't too noteworthy, Chris shares more lore within his version of Neo-christianity, more specifically how his mother is the avatar of Emanuel and his reincarnation after being crucified as Jesus 2022 years ago.

Kengle then decides to share the entire letter anyway a month later.

====[[Jail Letter - 18 January 2022|18 January]]====
Chris sends a tenth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt. He shuts down Kenneth's Sonichen-Sonichu crossover idea with a frank "HELL NO!!!", providing guidelines for future fanfictions ([[Chris and hypocrisy|all of which the original Soinchu comic violates]]). Chris also provides extensive information about the geography of C-197 and states his intentions to return to [[14 Branchland Court]] when released.

====[[Jail Letter - 19 January 2022|19 January]]====
Chris sends an eleventh letter to Kenneth Engelhardt.

====[[Jail Letter - 13 January 2022|Date unknown]]====
Chris sends a twelfth letter to Kenneth Engelhardt expressing his continued faith in the Merge. He includes a copy of his "Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer" written on 13 January. Kenneth shared the prayer but not the main letter.

====[[Jail Letter - 30 January 2022|30 January]]====
Chris sends a third letter to Spamton stating that he will be released from jail at his hearing on 3 February. He includes a copy of the "Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer".

====[[Jail Letter - Prayer to Bazaar|30 January (2)]]====
Chris sends a copy of his prayer to Bizarre Bazaar along with a short letter.

===May 2022===

====[[Jail Letter - 9 May 2022|9 May]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May]]====

Chris sends the first letter since his transfer back to the [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. Chris once again blames Jacob Sockness for the [[COVID-19]] pandemic, and blames the continuation of G5 My Little Pony for the Russian Invasion of Ukraine. Chris also dumps information about his mother's youth, and blames her for his incestous relationship with her.

====[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022|25 May]]====

Chris sends another letter to Kenneth, which he requests to conceal the contents of yet again.

===June 2022===

====[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|1 June]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 4 June 2022|4 June]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 13 June 2022|13 June]]====

====[[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022|25 June]]====

==List of Calls==
Chris was permitted to make '''outbound calls from jail''' for a maximum duration of fifteen minutes using money from his inmate account. As of January 2022, two people had recorded a total of five calls from Chris and uploaded them in whole or in part to the internet. Chris has also tried calling Barbara and, at least on some occasions, was unable to reach her.<ref>[[Jail Call - 11 January 2022]]</ref>

===November 2021===

====[[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|1 November]]====
Chris answers questions from a fan named Cory Allison who had written to him.

===December 2021===

====[[Jail Call - 24 December 2021|24 December]]====
Chris wishes Cory Allison a merry [[Christmas]].

===January 2022===

====[[Jail Call - 10 January 2022|10 January]]====
Chris discusses global warming, remote learning and jail donations with an Onion Farms user called Zombo.

====[[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|11 January]]====
Chris talks with Zombo about Barbara's wellbeing and encourages people to protest his imprisonment.

====[[Jail Call - 13 January 2022|13 January]]====
Chris makes a public address to his internet fans while on a call with Zombo. The rest of the call outside of the address has not been shared.

===Undated===
====[[Jail Medallion Promotions]]====
Chris advertises for [[Praetor]]'s medallions.

==Goddess Log==

The '''Goddess Log''' is a journal Chris has kept in jail. It was mentioned in several of Chris's letters from jail, and through his [[Jail Call - 1 November 2021|phone call to Cory Alisson]], Chris reveals that he records the addresses of all of the people who have sent letters to him. Chris's [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021|27 November 2021 letter to Kenneth Engelhardt]] mentions that he began keeping the journal on or before 7 [[August 2021]], although it is not known when he began calling it the "Goddess Log".

Chris also makes mention in a [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Eels and the Egg-man)|November 2021 letter]] of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akashic_records the Akashic records], a compedium of all universal thoughts, events, words, and emotion recorded for all time in the religion of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theosophy theosophy]. Chris claims to have gotten several of the things he has recorded in the logs from the Akashic Guardian, who is the scribe of these records.

==Gifts==
{{Main|Jail Letter Gifts}}

Over the months, Chris has sent various holy items to the senders of the respectful letters he receives from jail from what would otherwise be trash.

==See Also==
*[[Jail Saga]]

{{References}}

{{PrisonSaga}}
{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

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*'''14 July''' - Ten more '''[[Praetor Jail Art|drawings from jail]]''' are released by [[Praetor]].
*'''12 July''' - '''[[Jail Letter - 4 July 2022]]''' is posted.
*'''7 July''' - '''[[Jail Letter - 27 June 2022|A short letter]]''' to Eels is released.
*'''2 July''' - '''[[Jail Letter - 25 June 2022]]''' is summarized.

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Jail Saga

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:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga stemming from Chris's [[Affair with Mother]]. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ a Kiwi Farms thread here].''
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|300px|thumb|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Orbiter Wave#Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, and he is only facing misdemeanor charges (so far). Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail and is awaiting trial for the charge of incest as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]] and [[February 2022]] resulted in continuances; his next court date is 28 [[July 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate2>{{Cite farms|thread=112013|title=2/3/22 - Hearing speculation thread}}</ref>

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact to the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to an unknown facility believed to be Western State Hospital, a mental institution. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> The reasons for his return remain to be heard.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|right|200px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[The WCT]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to The WCT - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = N1ubqU04XNQ
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|

''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in background.]''

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!

'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! [

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To Girl) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

[''End of relevant footage'']

}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a [[wikipedia:Fox News|Fox News]] segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
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}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
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}}</ref>

However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[Chris and sex#Incest|incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.<ref>[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]</ref> Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favourable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence, or even an innocent verdict if he could convince the court that he had [[Reality| simply imagined the whole thing.]]

With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement.<ref>[https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/insanity-plea Legal requirements for an Insanity Defense]</ref> Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten the weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Second court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

=== Third court appearance ===
The February 3 hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April. His next court date is scheduled for 28 [[July 2022]], four days short of the one-year anniversary of his arrest.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11138163}}</ref>

=== Transfer ===
{{Apocrypha}}
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|left|300px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 February 2022, the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref><ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 113715
|post = 11292959
|title = Chris transferred to another facility
|user = Turbocuck
|wayback = 20220302065944
}}</ref> Details regarding the circumstances that led to this, or where he was transferred to are not known, but it's likely that Chris was sent to some form of hospital.<ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This could be due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, or as a consequence of [[Chris and anger|a violent outburst or other such altercation]] with staff or inmates. While less likely, it is also very possible Chris was transferred to receive medical attention for a physical ailment, given [[Chris and health|his lifetime of poor diet, fitness, and hygiene choices]] combined with the [[Stress|stress]] of being incarcerated for seven months, primarily in complete isolation.

Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-31#post-11335917 Kiwi Farms post regarding Chris's record]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, also an unverified claim.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away. It's hard to tell whether what he's done has dawned upon him or if he's just upset he hasn't eaten a Big Mac in months.]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 May 2022. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a second [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occuring shortly before.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref>

=== Looking forward ===
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.]]

Exactly what is next for Chris will be heavily influenced by the outcome of the legal processes involved. The maximum jail sentence for a misdemeanor incest charge in Virginia is one year, meaning that if Chris's charges are not upgraded to felony status he should be released no later than 1 [[August 2022]], even if the case is for some reason continued beyond that date. If his charges are upgraded to a felony, he could be facing a [[Kick the autistic|much longer sentence]] (the maximum sentence for felony incest is 10 years, and the maximum sentence for rape is life). If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated, Chris will be placed on the [[List_of_places_that_have_banned_Chris#Looking_ahead|sex offender registry]] for a minimum of fifteen years when he gets out.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref> In addition, if Chris is charged with a felony, his subsequent legal proceedings must be open to the public, no doubt much to the delight of [[weens]] and [[A-Logging|A-Logs]]. Some have also raised the possibility of civil commitment to a mental institution after his sentence is served if Chris is deemed incapable of taking care of himself, although this is probably unlikely.

Many observers suspect that Chris' lawyer is trying to get him to take up a plea deal with a year of time served, although Chris himself seems convinced [[Chris and his ego|that he will be found not guilty]], [[Honor Roll|despite effectively confessing to the act of incest multiple times]] in both [[Incest Call|the infamous phone call]] and multiple times since his arrest via [[Jail Communications|his written communications]]. As it stands, pleading "not guilty" will most likely result in Chris getting a harsher sentence in the event of a conviction.

If Barb consented (which would be consistent with [[Barbara_Chandler#Spooning|Barb's long-known uncomfortably touchy-feely behavior around Chris]]), she could be charged as a willing accomplice. However, if she did not or could not consent (very plausible due to her questionable mental state), Chris could be facing a potential rape charge, which would almost certainly net him a possible life sentence. Whether or not he will be allowed to take up parole will be up to the State of Virginia to decide, given the severity of such charges. However, Chris alleges that Heilberg told him that Barbara was never questioned about her involvement in the incest on account of her old age.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

If Chris is deemed too incompetent to stand trial, as many assume he has been after his third hearing in February 2022, he may be taken back to the mental hospital he stayed at previously and be held there against his will as long as he is still considered incompetent, even if he is not convicted of anything. He may still be able to take up a plea deal in Summer 2022 if his mental state improves, but with [[Chris and reality|Chris's perception of reality long since having crashed and burned]], and it being presently unclear if he can overcome his severe delusions, it remains to be seen if he will spend the remainder of his sentencing either behind bars or in the care of medical professionals.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Law}}

Jail Letter - 1 June 2022

2022-06-08T11:03:41Z

Foobar: /* Chris's Response */

On 1 June 2022, Chris had sent a '''second letter''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. In the letter, Chris reveals details confirming fan speculation that he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].

==Helena's Letter==

{{quoteboxpurple|Hello Christine,
I am Helena G F, the one that wrote before or at least tried to. I also write and draw
about Pickchu. You got taken away when I tried to send you letters. I didn't have a way to get
the letters back. I am worried for you. I basically write to you because nobody is providing news
about you. I saw your latest photo. It broke my heart. The first picture you look so confident and
now it looks like something happened. I can't help but cry for what happened. I catch myself
audibly sobbing when I see an old video from before the incident. I want to BELIEVE you were
just saying stuff to impress bella. I want to believe that you did not do THAT.
In other news Null got the first batch of Chrischan silver coins sent to England stolen by
someone. ALL of the first batch. Also Dillin, the one that leaked your DMs? His career crumbled
and now is being made fun of people and had to delete videos, rebrand and then finally leave
the internet. There are rumors that after a month (today is Mother's day in USA) he is going to
come back. Either way he and Taylor split and she spoke so much dirt about him. I was in Rogue
The Internet Man's Discord channel. Both GiBi and Dillin's servers got deleted. I lost contact
with the people that used to draw Sonichu stuff.
What have I been doing these months? Doing commissions mostly, found a writer for
Sonichu issues for like a month and then he stopped paying me to draw them. I can't finish any
comics that are not commissions. I think I experienced this before when I stopped drawing
SOnichu stuff Back then I stopped drawing all together for 5 months. Went back to draw when
allowed me to draw Sonichu content again. Lately my Sonichu content is getting violent and
gory and I am worried there is resentment and hate in my art. I KNOW vent art is a healthy thing
but the level of violence is BIG.
What I asked in the less secured return addresses letters was for your help. For your
scripts to bring to life the 100 comics in the other dimension. I can draw from 4 Sonichu styled
pages to 12 if I work hard enough. I can do this. Please trust me to make them a reality. I will not
profit from them. It means no selling them or charging people for seeing them (would get
leaked anyways). My idea? To create an audience on Comic Fury (Tapastic and Webtoons kicked
my Sonichu content out) of the official continuation of Sonichu. I know I asked you before but I
have the feeling that NOW is the moment. You can open another paypal by then and gain some
monetization. I just want to see Sonichu comics and be able to do Commissions in that style
when asked but mainly I want to see the comics here.
Either way this letter is probably going to get leaked so don't tell me anything you want
to be private. Save that for the DMs. I don't usually pray but I hope what is fair happens. Good
luck, Chris.
Helena.}}

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|
(1) 06012022 
Hey, Helena 
I had attempted to write to you less than a month ago (enclosed is the photocopy of the original returned letter). I had received all of your letters, including the one Travis had forwarded to me, ''[illegible, squiggled over shortly]'' after sending that one. New details: Firstly, I appreciate the updates. Thank you.

Second, I offer confirmations to you: the violent drawings you've made are and have been precurssors foretelling the violent and spontaneous combustion death to come, and have come, upon the Toxic individuals of 1218 Earth; you may as well draw death peices of Sockness and Vladimir Putin as well on that note.

Also, now is the time I can tell what happened (I've written in more detail in a recent Goddess Log page that I shall personally share online After my safe return to the Sonichu Temple, as Foreknown.).

I have had foreknown about the Betrayl plans from [[Bella]], [[Null]], as well as [[Sockness]] long before even [[June 2021|June, 2021]]. And the Gods and Goddesses, Magi-Chan and the others, and I conferred and made the plan for the Best and most Safe outcome for I and the Good and Neutral ones to be Collectively Shifted to the recombined Earth of Univers [[1C-211987]], and to Divine...}}

{{quotebox|
...Retribution those that had Failed the Test from the fixed "Leak" of July 30, 2021. I confirm unto you in direct honesty that it Was Purely Big Talk from I; No sex was had between Barbara and I. All that happened was Simple Soul-Bonding, cuddling, hugs, and cheek and forehead kisses; nothing more. In the Soul-Bonding and talking, I had made great effort to restrengthen her mentality and emotions through talking and getting her to recall her past in story telling. Also, I Divinely Did heal and cleanse her of her sins and regrets, Very much similar to what happened between Barabbas and I before Pilate back in my past Book of Life off and on that Crucifix.

I was to be Betrayed and Jailed, anyway; my testimony not credible to the Judge and (Modern Day vs. Jerusalem Year 40 A.D.) Lawyers and "Legal System" (Neurotypical Script-Followers like unwoke Sheep or NPCs), any Testimony from Barbara rendered Moot and unaccounted due to her age, [[Incest Call|Bella's LEak Video]] rendered Moot due to her own Confession of Faking the Details herself, a Massive Number of False Witnesses and Testimony from the "Comments Sections" and all, and no eyewitnesses to the Facts. So, yes, I Went With The Flow and let the Toxic ones stew, and I got a vacay from those Demonic, Left Behind ones.

"Ha! Joke's on Them! It's Safer up here. Good Luck with the Comments Section (and Toxic Miority)." -Rainbow Dash, "Ask Ponies -Luna (& Celestia)"
-->(2)}}

{{quotebox|Also, to let ye know, the reason why my [[:File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|more recent jail photo]] looked sad, it was because on the morning of the day before my return to this Jail, to put it blunt and short for now: the staff in 1 Hickory at [DATA EXPUNGED] in [REDACTED] literally had me Pinned and recreated the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Pin-Me-Down event from Fourth Grade]] (Minus the Choke Hold) to a "T", complete with a Full Photogenic Post Traumatic [[Stress]] Disorder Moment, that also made a Full Dejá Vu of it. Should Any of the Staff, in particular Betty Hoover who Instigated the Event, still be around After the completion of the Collective Shift and my Second Coming, [[Chris and the Law|I Shall Sue the Facility]]. 99% of ALL the Staff there have been Divinely Marked as Toxic, as well as [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]].

Anyway, do look forward to the first video of mine after all this not long from now.

Be Safe and Well with Love, and you have never been forgotten, Helena and Jeffery and Pickchu.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.}}

==Gallery==

{{JailLetter}}

Jail Letter - 1 June 2022

2022-06-08T11:00:34Z

Foobar:

On 1 June 2022, Chris had sent a '''second letter''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]]. In the letter, Chris reveals details confirming fan speculation that he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].

==Helena's Letter==

{{quoteboxpurple|Hello Christine,
I am Helena G F, the one that wrote before or at least tried to. I also write and draw
about Pickchu. You got taken away when I tried to send you letters. I didn't have a way to get
the letters back. I am worried for you. I basically write to you because nobody is providing news
about you. I saw your latest photo. It broke my heart. The first picture you look so confident and
now it looks like something happened. I can't help but cry for what happened. I catch myself
audibly sobbing when I see an old video from before the incident. I want to BELIEVE you were
just saying stuff to impress bella. I want to believe that you did not do THAT.
In other news Null got the first batch of Chrischan silver coins sent to England stolen by
someone. ALL of the first batch. Also Dillin, the one that leaked your DMs? His career crumbled
and now is being made fun of people and had to delete videos, rebrand and then finally leave
the internet. There are rumors that after a month (today is Mother's day in USA) he is going to
come back. Either way he and Taylor split and she spoke so much dirt about him. I was in Rogue
The Internet Man's Discord channel. Both GiBi and Dillin's servers got deleted. I lost contact
with the people that used to draw Sonichu stuff.
What have I been doing these months? Doing commissions mostly, found a writer for
Sonichu issues for like a month and then he stopped paying me to draw them. I can't finish any
comics that are not commissions. I think I experienced this before when I stopped drawing
SOnichu stuff Back then I stopped drawing all together for 5 months. Went back to draw when
allowed me to draw Sonichu content again. Lately my Sonichu content is getting violent and
gory and I am worried there is resentment and hate in my art. I KNOW vent art is a healthy thing
but the level of violence is BIG.
What I asked in the less secured return addresses letters was for your help. For your
scripts to bring to life the 100 comics in the other dimension. I can draw from 4 Sonichu styled
pages to 12 if I work hard enough. I can do this. Please trust me to make them a reality. I will not
profit from them. It means no selling them or charging people for seeing them (would get
leaked anyways). My idea? To create an audience on Comic Fury (Tapastic and Webtoons kicked
my Sonichu content out) of the official continuation of Sonichu. I know I asked you before but I
have the feeling that NOW is the moment. You can open another paypal by then and gain some
monetization. I just want to see Sonichu comics and be able to do Commissions in that style
when asked but mainly I want to see the comics here.
Either way this letter is probably going to get leaked so don't tell me anything you want
to be private. Save that for the DMs. I don't usually pray but I hope what is fair happens. Good
luck, Chris.
Helena.}}

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|
(1) 06012022 
Hey, Helena 
I had attempted to write to you less than a month ago (enclosed is the photocopy of the original returned letter). I had received all of your letters, including the one Travis had forwarded to me, ''[illegible, squiggled over shortly]'' after sending that one. New details: Firstly, I appreciate the updates. Thank you.

Second, I offer confirmations to you: the violent drawings you've made are and have been precurssors foretelling the violent and spontaneous combustion death to come, and have come, upon the Toxic individuals of 1218 Earth; you may as well draw death peices of Sockness and Vladimir Putin as well on that note.

Also, now is the time I can tell what happened (I've written in more detail in a recent Goddess Log page that I shall personally share online After my safe return to the Sonichu Temple, as Foreknown.).

I have had foreknown about the Betrayl plans from [[Bella]], [[Null]], as well as [[Sockness]] long before even [[June 2021|June, 2021]]. And the Gods and Goddesses, Magi-Chan and the others, and I conferred and made the plan for the Best and most Safe outcome for I and the Good and Neutral ones to be Collectively Shifted to the recombined Earth of Univers [[1C-211987]], and to Divine...}}

{{quotebox|
...Retribution those that had Failed the Test from the fixed "Leak" of July 30, 2021. I confirm unto you in direct honesty that it Was Purely Big Talk from I; No sex was had between Barbara and I. All that happened was Simple Soul-Bonding, cuddling, hugs, and cheek and forehead kisses; nothing more. In the Soul-Bonding and talking, I had made great effort to restrengthen her mentality and emotions through talking and getting her to recall her past in story telling. Also, I Divinely Did heal and cleanse her of her sins and regrets, Very much similar to what happened between Barabbas and I before Pilate back in my past Book of Life off and on that Crucifix.

I was to be Betrayed and Jailed, anyway; my testimony not credible to the Judge and (Modern Day vs. Jerusalem Year 40 A.D.) Lawyers and "Legal System" (Neurotypical Script-Followers like unwoke Sheep or NPCs), any Testimony from Barbara rendered Moot and unaccounted due to her age, [[Incest Call|Bella's LEak Video]] rendered Moot due to her own Confession of Faking the Details herself, a Massive Number of False Witnesses and Testimony from the "Comments Sections" and all, and no eyewitnesses to the Facts. So, yes, I Went With The Flow and let the Toxic ones stew, and I got a vacay from those Demonic, Left Behind ones.

"Ha! Joke's on Them! It's Safer up here. Good Luck with the Comments Section (and Toxic Miority)." -Rainbow Dash, "Ask Ponies -Luna (& Celestia)"
-->(2)}}

{{quotebox|Also, to let ye know, the reason why my [[:File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|more recent jail photo]] looked sad, it was because on the morning of the day before my return to this Jail, to put it blunt and short for now: the staff in 1 Hickory at [DATA EXPUNGED] in [REDACTED] literally had me Pinned and recreated the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Pin-Me-Down event from Fourth Grade]] (Minus the Choke Hold) to a "T", complete with a [Full Photogenic Post Traumatic [[Stress]] Disorder Moment, that also made a Full Dejá Vu of it. Should Any of the Staff, in particular Betty Hoover who Instigated the Event, still be around After the completion of the Collective Shift and my Second Coming, [[Chris and the Law|I Shall Sue the Facility]]. 99% of ALL the Staff there have been Divinely Marked as Toxic, as well as [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha|cursed]].

Anyway, do look forward to the first video of mine after all this not long from now.

Be Safe and Well with Love, and you have never been forgotten, Helena and Jeffery and Pickchu.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.}}

==Gallery==

{{JailLetter}}

Jail Letter - 1 June 2022

2022-06-08T10:51:54Z

Foobar: /* Chris's Response */

On 1 June 2022, Chris had sent a '''second letter''' to [[Helena Fiorenza]].

==Helena's Letter==

{{quoteboxpurple|Hello Christine,
I am Helena G F, the one that wrote before or at least tried to. I also write and draw
about Pickchu. You got taken away when I tried to send you letters. I didn't have a way to get
the letters back. I am worried for you. I basically write to you because nobody is providing news
about you. I saw your latest photo. It broke my heart. The first picture you look so confident and
now it looks like something happened. I can't help but cry for what happened. I catch myself
audibly sobbing when I see an old video from before the incident. I want to BELIEVE you were
just saying stuff to impress bella. I want to believe that you did not do THAT.
In other news Null got the first batch of Chrischan silver coins sent to England stolen by
someone. ALL of the first batch. Also Dillin, the one that leaked your DMs? His career crumbled
and now is being made fun of people and had to delete videos, rebrand and then finally leave
the internet. There are rumors that after a month (today is Mother's day in USA) he is going to
come back. Either way he and Taylor split and she spoke so much dirt about him. I was in Rogue
The Internet Man's Discord channel. Both GiBi and Dillin's servers got deleted. I lost contact
with the people that used to draw Sonichu stuff.
What have I been doing these months? Doing commissions mostly, found a writer for
Sonichu issues for like a month and then he stopped paying me to draw them. I can't finish any
comics that are not commissions. I think I experienced this before when I stopped drawing
SOnichu stuff Back then I stopped drawing all together for 5 months. Went back to draw when
allowed me to draw Sonichu content again. Lately my Sonichu content is getting violent and
gory and I am worried there is resentment and hate in my art. I KNOW vent art is a healthy thing
but the level of violence is BIG.
What I asked in the less secured return addresses letters was for your help. For your
scripts to bring to life the 100 comics in the other dimension. I can draw from 4 Sonichu styled
pages to 12 if I work hard enough. I can do this. Please trust me to make them a reality. I will not
profit from them. It means no selling them or charging people for seeing them (would get
leaked anyways). My idea? To create an audience on Comic Fury (Tapastic and Webtoons kicked
my Sonichu content out) of the official continuation of Sonichu. I know I asked you before but I
have the feeling that NOW is the moment. You can open another paypal by then and gain some
monetization. I just want to see Sonichu comics and be able to do Commissions in that style
when asked but mainly I want to see the comics here.
Either way this letter is probably going to get leaked so don't tell me anything you want
to be private. Save that for the DMs. I don't usually pray but I hope what is fair happens. Good
luck, Chris.
Helena.}}

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|
(1) 06012022 
Hey, Helena 
I had attempted to write to you less than a month ago (enclosed is the photocopy of the original returned letter). I had received all of your letters, including the one Travis had forwarded to me, ''[illegible, squiggled over shortly]'' after sending that one. New details: Firstly, I appreciate the updates. Thank you.

Second, I offer confirmations to you: the violent drawings you've made are and have been precurssors foretelling the violent and spontaneous combustion death to come, and have come, upon the Toxic individuals of 1218 Earth; you may as well draw death peices of Sockness and Vladimir Putin as well on that note.

Also, now is the time I can tell what happened (I've written in more detail in a recent Goddess Log page that I shall personally share online After my safe return to the Sonichu Temple, as Foreknown.).

I have had foreknown about the Betrayl plans from [[Bella]], [[Null]], as well as [[Sockness]] long before even [[June 2021|June, 2021]]. And the Gods and Goddesses, Magi-Chan and the others, and I conferred and made the plan for the Best and most Safe outcome for I and the Good and Neutral ones to be Collectively Shifted to the recombined Earth of Univers [[1C-211987]], and to Divine...}}

{{quotebox|
...Retribution those that had Failed the Test from the fixed "Leak" of July 30, 2021. I confirm unto you in direct honesty that it Was Purely Big Talk from I; No sex was had between Barbara and I. All that happened was Simple Soul-Bonding, cuddling, hugs, and cheek and forehead kisses; nothing more. In the Soul-Bonding and talking, I had made great effort to restrengthen her mentality and emotions through talking and getting her to recall her past in story telling. Also, I Divinely Did heal and cleanse her of her sins and regrets, Very much similar to what happened between Barabbas and I before Pilate back in my past Book of Life off and on that Crucifix.

I was to be Betrayed and Jailed, anyway; my testimony not credible to the Judge and (Modern Day vs. Jerusalem Year 40 A.D.) Lawyers and "Legal System" (Neurotypical Script-Followers like unwoke Sheep or NPCs), any Testimony from Barbara rendered Moot and unaccounted due to her age, [[Incest Call|Bella's LEak Video]] rendered Moot due to her own Confession of Faking the Details herself, a Massive Number of False Witnesses and Testimony from the "Comments Sections" and all, and no eyewitnesses to the Facts. So, yes, I Went With The Flow and let the Toxic ones stew, and I got a vacay from those Demonic, Left Behind ones.

"Ha! Joke's on Them! It's Safer up here. Good Luck with the Comments Section (and Toxic Miority)." -Rainbow Dash, "Ask Ponies -Luna (& Celestia)"
-->(2)}}

{{quotebox|Also, to let ye know, the reason why my more recent jail photo looked sad, it was because on the morning of the day before my return to this Jail, to put it blunt and short for now: the staff in 1 Hickory at [DATA EXPUNGED] in [REDACTED] literally had me Pinned and recreated the [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Pin-Me-Down event from Fourth Grade]] (Minus the Choke Hold) to a "T", complete with a Full Photogenic Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Moment, that also made a Full Dejá Vu of it. Should Any of the Staff, in particular Betty Hoover who Instigated the Event, still be around After the completion of the Collective Shift and my Second Coming, I Shall Sue the Facility. 99% of ALL the Staff there have been Divinely Marked as Toxic, as well as cursed.

Anyway, do look forward to the first video of mine after all this not long from now.

Be Safe and Well with Love, and you have never been forgotten, Helena and Jeffery and Pickchu.

Mrs. Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu.}}

==Gallery==

{{JailLetter}}

Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt

2022-06-06T17:13:23Z

Foobar: I tried bullet points but they didn't work with the template, so I have made this a comma separated list

{{Ongoing}}
{{Protip|Kenneth habitually deletes his projects, posts, accounts, and websites, and starts over from scratch. Be sure any links directed towards such projects are archived when posting them on the CWCki.}}

{{quote|Why do you Reply to Everything?!}}

{{quote|[[Homo|Do you have a Crush on me, Ken?]]|[[Chris]], owning Kenneth}}

{{quote|Is [Chris] genuinely delusional? The only one who could answer that for sure is CWC herself.|Kenneth being delusional, February 2022<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/just-a-simple-question.2158/</ref>}}

{{infobox Person
| name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
| image = KengleStream.JPG
| size = 220px
|Name = Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
|aliases = Sailfish Kengle Ken OnionNull Saturnella Thundersteam<ref group = note>The name of Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account before being changed to his full name</ref> LostMutantClone
|day = 2
|month = 3
|year = 1960
|gender = Male
|nationality = [[United States|American]]
|race = White
|religion = [[Wikipedia:Ahmadi|Ahmadi]]
|education = DeKalb Technical College ([[Wikipedia:Associate_degree#United_States|AAS]], accounting) Kennesaw State University ([[Wikipedia:Bachelor of Business Administration|BBA]], accounting)
|knownfor = Being a long-time follower of Chris since the Second Exile, hosting the Kiwi Farms splinter site Onion Farms, being the primary recipient of Chris's letters from jail
|occupation = Owner of Onion Farms Bookkeeper Amateur artist
|saga = {{saga|secondexile|cn}}, {{saga|sonicboom|cn}}, {{saga|jail|cn}}
}}

'''Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt''' (born 2 March 1960) also known by his online alias as "'''Sailfish'''", and affectionately nicknamed '''Kengle''' or '''OnionNull''', <ref group = note>Named in reference to [[Null|Joshua "Null" Moon]], the proprietor of the Kiwi Farms</ref> is the current owner of the Onion Farms; a splinter forum based on the [[Kiwi Farms]], and the Onionpedia; a Wordpress based splinter wiki based on this one.

As an autistic<ref>http://www.planetautism.com/AuSpin/kenneth1.htm</ref> and elderly part-time bookkeeper and accountant with a penchant for creating bizarre artwork, Kenneth naturally felt as though he shares a lot in common with Chris. While he was initially rejected as a troll by Chris, they have become friends for quite some time. Chris would however be peeved by Kenneth's consistent replies.

Kenneth is sometimes noted for the dubious honor of being the second person in Chris's life to encapsulate all five groups in the [[Unholy Quintet]], the first of whom being [[Jacob Sockness]]. Kenneth was once one of [[Chris]]'s [[Facebook]] [[white knights]] during the [[Template:SecondExile|Second Exile]]. He would then act as a financial enabler of Chris, and then an A-log, ween, and carpetbagger during Chris's stay in jail.

Kenneth is also notable for being a genuine fan of [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'']] during the comic's run. Kenneth had created a bizzare series of artwork that is based off of the series called ''Sonichen and Rosechen'', which he had created a website of.

Unlike most other white knights at the time, Kenneth had actually called Chris out when he was in the wrong, suggesting him to release his anger towards Sonic Boom on something less destructive than vandalizing merchandise, though Kenneth had also hosted a number of Facebook groups that would allow Chris to release his anger towards the game. He has also been an ocassional source of financial support for Chris. He had bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]].

Kenneth has later gained notoriety for posting many of Chris's letters from jail on his own Onion Farms website, seemingly as a means to promote the website and other related projects.

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== Early Interactions with Chris ==
Prior to the creation of the Onion Farms, Kenneth was a frequent, though minor, orbiter of Chris's. Kenneth's intentions towards Chris seemed entirely [[True and Honest]]. Kenneth will often give praise to Chris when he feels there is justification in doing so. A notable example of this was praising on Christian on some of his artwork of a [[medallion]], having an opinion on a [[video game]], and breathing in and out. That being said, he'll occasionally make what appears to be a subtle jab at Chris, and even outright call him out when he's clearly in the wrong, in particular over the events of [[26 December 2014]]. Despite this, Kenneth was rarely acknowledged by Chris.

Occasionally, he does post on Chris's Facebook statuses. There is some debate on whether Kenneth can be considered a member of Chris's inner circle on Facebook (as they do have a number of mutual friends, the most notable being [[William Elliott Waterman]]), but Kenneth is often flatly ignored and sometimes treated contemptuously by Chris. Despite being known as a lolcow amongst lolcow enthusiasts, by and large he was actually quite well-liked on Facebook.

Kenneth had hosted or moderated two Facebook groups dedicated to Chris's hatred towards Sonic Boom, [[Keep Sonic Original]] and [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]]. Ken once bought a ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' comic book. The problem was that it contained a preview for ''[[Sonic Boom]]'' at the start, which predictably got Chris hotheaded.{{cite}}

Kenneth has also hosted anti-bullying forums in the past, on Sonichu.org and Spergweb.com. Technical issues (caused by his unfamiliarity with forum design) and trolling forced these off the Internet. While Chris did express interest in his idea of making a fan-site, this did not materialize due to Kenneth's unfamiliarity with Dreamweaver.

[[File:ChrisTest.png|thumb|Chris questioning Kenneth's loyalty]]

Kenneth had been responding to Chris so frequently, that Chris had decided to create a test on Twitter on 25 May 2018, seeing if he would reply to his message. Predictably, Kenneth did reply to the message, to which Chris had shown annoyance to.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=43497}}</ref>


==Financial Support Towards Chris==

Kenneth had bought several of Chris' [[eBay]] items, and sent him some sardines after Chris's [[Destruction Of Chris's House|house burned down]]. Kenneth had also sent a message to [[Jessica Quinn]] on February 2016 to suggest to Chris to mutally exchange $10 giftcards.<ref>{{cite farms|thread=1869|post=1287650}}</ref>

On [[May 2018|May 2, 2018]], Chris listed a spare [[Son-Chu|Sonichu]] [[2018_Sales_Listings#Extra_Sonichu_license_plate|license plate]] on eBay. Since license plates may be considered DMV property, [[May_2018_social_media_posts#Kenneth_Englehardt_BTFO|Kenneth asked Chris if he got permission to sell it from the DMV]], which prompted Chris to ask him to stop, to which Kenneth agreed. Two days later, on May 4, 2018, somebody suggested to Chris that his donations dropping could be Patreon taking a 50% cut, which Kenneth said was outrageous. This prompted Chris to call Kenneth outrageous and tell him not to comment on his posts anymore or Chris would unfriend him, but he told Kenneth that he is still allowed to [[Financhu Crisis|donate]] [[Chris and reality|to]] [[Chris and his Ego|Chri]][[Chris and negotiation|s's]] [[Chris and money|Patreon]] if he chooses. Kenneth, having finally had enough, told Chris that friendships don't work like that and said goodbye, suggesting that he was done with Chris.

Not too long after, Kenneth replied to Chris's tweet begging for money:

{{quoteboxonion|Have you considered a project manager? They can help with work layout, publicity, the bottom line and so forth.}}

Chris replied with:

{{quotebox|If I had even remotely Knew of such a Manager YEARS ago, I seriously would have done that sooner. Eeyup.}}

==Sonichen and Rosechen==
{{quote|On a misfit planet, it takes a square peg in a round hole to fit in|The slogan of the Sonichen art}}

[[File:KennethAutograph.jpg|thumb|An autograph Kenneth received from Chris for his Sonichen art]]

Kenneth is well-known for his artwork, '''Sonichen and Rosechen'''. Kenneth remains the only person on record to have made a Sonichu-derivative website, though the website has been dead since 2018.

It is not known what Chris thought of this parody, but according to Kenneth himself Chris takes a neutral stance. Kenneth had attempted to suggest to Chris of him taking over the canon of Sonichu while he was incearcerated. Kenneth had the idea to expand upon the canon of the series, which would have included novels and short stories, as well as implementing some of his own Sonichen characters into the lore. However Chris had disagreed with doing such a crossover.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 19 January 2022]]</ref><ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/chris-chan-letter-january-21-2022-to-kengle-rejects-merger-of-sonichu-rosechu-with-sonichen-rosechen-has-an-intense-meltdown.2136/ Chris Chan Letter January 21, 2022 to Kengle - Rejects Merger of Sonichu & Rosechu With Sonichen & Rosechen: Has an Intense Meltdown] ([https://archive.ph/3o779 archive])</ref>

===Gallery===

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File:JailLetter19Jan2022SonichenArt1.jpg
File:JailLetter19Jan2022SonichenArt2.jpg
File:JailLetter19Jan2022SonichenArt3.jpg
File:JailLetter19Jan2022SonichenArt4.jpg
</gallery>
</center>

==Relationships with the CWCsphere==

===Feud with the Kiwi Farms===

Kenneth had created an account on the Kiwi Farms on 16 May 2015 under the name '''Thundersteam'''.

Kenneth was temporarily banned from the Kiwi Farms because he seemed not to comprehend that there are mean people on the Internet, and instead believed that everyone is genuinely interested in Chris as a cool famous Internet dude who everyone wants to befriend. Eventually, accepting the fact that such people existed, Kenneth has decided to go on an online crusade against them. In 2017, he started '''kiwifarms.xyz''', a blog in which he wrote angry posts about [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]] and other topics in an attempt to divert attention from the real Kiwi Farms to himself. This attempt had evidently failed.

==Ownership of Onion Farms==

Kenneth had later created the website '''Onion Farms''' in its current incarnaton in 2019 as a splinter site of the lolcow forum [[Kiwi Farms]], claiming it to be an alternative. The website's namesake comes from how the site was intended for covering "layers of drama and gossip". The website was also created as a gossip site for lolcows, though Kenneth had planned for the site to focus on lolcows from every country around the world. Kenneth had also had the idea of providing more attention on people he deemed as "celebrities" to be potential subjects. Anyone with less than 200,000 followers would be deemed "lesser lolcows". <ref>[https://www.lolcow.org/threads/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt-kengle-sailfish-onionnull-godzilla-the-big-onion.5/ lolcow.org thread on Kenneth]</ref>

On the forum, Chris has a discussion board of his own, much like on the Kiwi Farms. Most of the threads found on this board were created for the letters that Kenneth had received from Chris. The rest of the board primiarly consists of threads centered around orbiters of Chris and updates regarding Kenneth's interactions with Chris. Kenneth had created a thread about Chris on 4 September 2020.<ref>{{Cite onion|thread=1239}}</ref>

===Controversies surrounding the Onion Farms===

[[Naught]] was promoted as an administrator on the website, and has been a frequent poster on there. Kenneth had received complaints by orbiters for this decision due to Naught's controversial online activities.

[[File:OnionLoliconBoard.png|thumb|200px|left|A screencap of the lolicon board before getting deleted]]
A discussion board dedicated to lolicon and shotacon was also created on the website.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10450419}}</ref> Kenneth had posted several times on this board, even creating four threads regarding the legality of lolicon, which would lead to Null banning him on Kiwi Farms a second time, and him claiming that he would contact authorities the following day due to allegations of Kenneth being a pedophile being made.<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=1869|post=10455751}}</ref> Kenneth then deleted the subforum, and created a thread apologizing for its creation.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/ive-deleted-the-lolicon-forum-and-public-apology.1930/ I've deleted the lolicon forum and Public Apology] ([https://archive.ph/wip/0EuiA archive])</ref>

==Jail Saga==

===Jail Letters===

Kenneth claims that he had become aware of Chris's arrest after watching [[Ethan Ralph]]'s livestream of the arrest.<ref>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hdx6IRgBxyM Skip to the 11:06 timestamp]</ref> He had used his Onion Farms website as a host for posting a good number of the known letters that Chris had sent from Jail. Kenneth had initiated a letter towards Chris sometime before October 2021, as he was curious of how he was doing in jail.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/christine-weston-chandler-has-mailed-me-surprise-package.1795/ Christine Weston Chandler Has Mailed Me - Surprise Package] ([https://archive.ph/wip/OdDIO archive])</ref> Chris had first contacted Kenneth via letter on [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|4 October 2021]], where he declares that he is Jesus of Nazareth, like he has with [[Null]]. Since then, Kenneth has been communicating with Chris via letter. However, Kenneth had also confirmed in a livestream that he had never gave Chris his phone number.

Chris had appeared to see Kenneth as trustworthy to host letters and calls involving him while he is in Jail. He had directed the financial enabler Zombo to Kenneth's website in order to provide monetary donations to him.

Chris had told Kenneth on many occassions to not share letters that he had given to him online, or to only share portions of letters he's received, to which Kenneth had obliged to. In one instance, in a letter that details [[Barb]] getting in a car accident, Kenneth had only posted the evelope of the letter and a portion of the letter, which hid most of the text on the front page, on the Onion Farms. However, several people were able to decpipher chunks of the letter through image manipulation, as much of the writing on the back of the page that Kenneth had shared bled through. Noticing this, Kenneth had gone through several measures of hiding portions of the letters he was forbidden to share, including whiting out the blank spaces of the scans he's taken of the pages. After this had failed, Kenneth had then shared the last of all of the letters that he had previously concealed in full, including a letter that had the names of Chris's relatives on it, though he had censored their names.

After Chris has been transferred from Central Virginia Regional Jail to an undisclosed location, Kenneth had claimed he would cut all ties with Chris.

===Kenneth Strikes Back===

{{quote|Please post this on kiwifarms. I am not holding back or being unfair. We've have gotten some pretty amazing content from what CWC chooses to share. But she calls the shots and there are people who write her telling what has been posted on Onionfarms.|Kenneth prompting people lurking on his site to tell people on Kiwi Farms about content from Chris he farmed.<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/message-to-kiwifarms.2369/#post-34673 Message to Kiwifarms] ([https://archive.ph/wip/uN5Pb archive])</ref>}}

After Chris had been transferred back to [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]], despite saying that he'd cut ties with Chris and not heed his words, Kenneth had decided to initiate letters back to Chris,<ref>[https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/may-11-2022-cwc-jail-letter-envelope.2347/#post-34422 An Onion Farms post where Kenneth admits to initiating the 11 May 2022 Letter] ([https://archive.ph/wip/ddVDh archive])</ref> and had once again agreed to conceal certain letters of his by his request. Kenneth would agree to this promise still by not leaking one of the letters in full, but instead summarizing the major points of one of the letters he was told not to share.<ref>[[Jail Letter - 25 May 2022]]</ref> Kenneth believes that he was advised against this due to people reading portions of letters that he was also advised sharing online through image manipulaton.

On 30 May 2022, Kenneth had made a thread on Onion Farms, in which he told people to post on the Kiwi Farms. In the post, he talks about people that have been telling Chris via letter about what the letters he has been posting on Onion Farms, and how people were able to read them despite his efforts to conceal them. [[Null]] had responded to this with "It took 9 years, but Kengle finally has a way to use Chris to get attention that nobody can interfere with. Congrats, big boy."<ref>{{Cite farms|thread=102598|post=12032938}}</ref>

===Livestreams===
{{Main|Onion Farms Livestreams}}

Kenneth had proposed the idea of making livestreams on the Onion Farms in lieu of [[Null|Null's]] ''Mad at the Internet'' livestreams.

Kenneth then had three interviews with a YouTuber who had read several of the letters that Chris had sent to Kenneth, where they would discuss how communications between him and Chris had typically went.

==Gallery==

===Art made by Kenneth===

==External Links==
* [https://www.onionfarms.com/ Kenneth's ''Onion Farms'' website.] ([https://archive.ph/wip/CwWB6 archive])
* [https://twitter.com/kengel_online Kenneth's Twitter]
* [https://kiwifarms.net/members/kenneth-erwin-engelhardt.6454/ Kenneth's Kiwi Farms account] (banned)
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20170722002953/https://www.kennethengelhardt.com/ An archived version of Ken's official website] (Died in mid 2018)

==See Also==
*[[Kiwi Farms]] - The basis of Kenneth's Onion Farms forum
*[[Null]]
*[[Onion Farms Livestreams]]

{{Notes}}
{{References}}

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{{SecondExile}}
{{SonicBoomSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{People}}
[[Category:Autistic]]
[[Category:Enablers]]

Jail Letter - 25 May 2022

2022-05-31T17:54:44Z

Foobar: /* Chris's Response */

On 25 May 2022, [[Chris]] sent a '''fourteenth letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]] in jail, which he received on 28 May 2022. Like many of the letters Kenneth had shared on the Onion Farms, he has chosen to conceal the contents of the letter at the moment by Chris's request, but had planned to summarize the major points of the letter on 29 May 2022.

==Chris's Response==

{{EnvelopeFront
|sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
|address1 = c/o CVRJ 13021 James Madison Hwy
|county = Orange, VA
|zip = 22960-2807
|center = Kenneth Engelhardt [''sic''].
|date = 25 May 2022}}

==Kenneth's Summary of the Letter==

Kenneth had italicized portions of the letter that he wrote to Chris.

{{quoteboxonion|<center>May 28th, 2022
Summation of letter received by CWC
"Do not publish or upload this entire letter online Englehardt"</center>

''Asked a question on why thought [[Jacob Sockness]] was responsible for the [[Covid19]]
epidemic.''

Answer: Jacob Sockness had cursed [[China]] and that curse caused the virus to arise
there.

''Asked a question about why she thought [[Hasbro]] caused some of the troubles
(Hasbro is headquartered in Providence).''

Answer: Hasbro had outsourced to a country/nation in the vicinity of Russia and the war zone for the premature chronicling of [[MLP G5]], of which [[Princess Twilight Sparkle]], [[Celestia]], and [[Luna]] themselves and personally in [[Equestria]] of the [[C-197]] half of our recombined universe [[1C-211987]] were very unhappy about this scenario. Also mentions fallout from Russia-Ukraine War is getting in the way of G5 merchandise being successfully advertised and sold.

Mentions Hasbro would have been better off with MLP Friendship is Magic
Seasons 10-14 and doing a better job with the Equestria Girls

''I asked a question if it was possible that the Chandler family may have had ancestors who fought in the Civil War.''

Answer: Maybe the [[Weston]] Family was but the Chandler family no.

'''Dimensional Merge'''

The [[Dimensional Merge]] of [[C-197]] and [[1218]] is already completed. The good faithful and enlightened beings and buildings and objects on 1218 Earth to 1C-211987 Earth is taking place right now. It is part of the Divine Plan. All toxic haters (i.e. [[trolls]], haters, demonics and those individuals who have failed the Divine Test from the Gods and Goddesses, and so forth) will suddenly evaporate.

The realm of Hell of the 1218 Universe no longer exists. [[God of War|Hades]] who used to rule that realm has served out his sentence and is no longer running the defunct Hell realm. CWC said he saw to that personally.

'''Celebrity Drama'''

''I mentioned that celebrities are in a manner of speaking "[[Kiwi Farms|kiwi farmed]]" every day via National Enquirer, Globe, Hollywood Radar and so forth and so on.''}}

{{quoteboxonion|Mentions that "Celebrity Drama" is a temptation that gets in the way of focusing on the actual Divine Events and Truths that are happening for our collective good. Warns that millions of toxic individuals will suddenly disappear by spontaneous death or spontaneous combustion.

'''Evidences of this happening:'''

Mentions that North Korea (full of toxics) is suddenly experiencing a massive epidemic of Covid

Mentions "Lying Putin and the toxic Russians" continues to fail and lose to the "Righteous" people of the Ukraine.

Mentions mostly good and neutral countries are waking up.

Mentions the sudden increase in Monkey Pox.

'''Biblical References According to CWC'''

Revelations 15 and 16 talk of Covid and Monkey Pox

Malachi 4 (OT) speaks of the burning of the Toxics and some of California and others in recent months up to the present

The "New Earth" of Revelations 21 are the recombined Earths from 1218 (here) and C-197 that make the One Earth of Universe 1C-211987

'''Proclaims himself Godhead'''

"I am the Avatar, Alpha and Omega and we Gods and Goddesses are saving the Good and Neutral Individuals and burning away the Toxics"

Tells us to stop blinding ourselves to the Divine and Ultimate Truths

Signed: Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu}}

==Gallery==

===Letter===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Envelope 2022-05-28 204013.jpg|Envelope
</gallery>
</center>

===Summary===

{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Jail Letter - 25 May 2022

2022-05-31T17:51:36Z

Foobar:

On 25 May 2022, [[Chris]] sent a '''fourteenth letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]] in jail, which he received on 28 May 2022. Like many of the letters Kenneth had shared on the Onion Farms, he has chosen to conceal the contents of the letter at the moment by Chris's request, but had planned to summarize the major points of the letter on 29 May 2022.

==Chris's Response==

{{EnvelopeFront
|sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
|address1 = c/o CVRJ 13021 James Madison Hwy
|county = Orange, VA
|zip = 22960-2807
|center = Kenneth Engelhardt.
|date = 25 May 2022}}
==Kenneth's Summary of the Letter==

Kenneth had italicized portions of the letter that he wrote to Chris.

{{quoteboxonion|<center>May 28th, 2022
Summation of letter received by CWC
"Do not publish or upload this entire letter online Englehardt"</center>

''Asked a question on why thought [[Jacob Sockness]] was responsible for the [[Covid19]]
epidemic.''

Answer: Jacob Sockness had cursed [[China]] and that curse caused the virus to arise
there.

''Asked a question about why she thought [[Hasbro]] caused some of the troubles
(Hasbro is headquartered in Providence).''

Answer: Hasbro had outsourced to a country/nation in the vicinity of Russia and the war zone for the premature chronicling of [[MLP G5]], of which [[Princess Twilight Sparkle]], [[Celestia]], and [[Luna]] themselves and personally in [[Equestria]] of the [[C-197]] half of our recombined universe [[1C-211987]] were very unhappy about this scenario. Also mentions fallout from Russia-Ukraine War is getting in the way of G5 merchandise being successfully advertised and sold.

Mentions Hasbro would have been better off with MLP Friendship is Magic
Seasons 10-14 and doing a better job with the Equestria Girls

''I asked a question if it was possible that the Chandler family may have had ancestors who fought in the Civil War.''

Answer: Maybe the [[Weston]] Family was but the Chandler family no.

'''Dimensional Merge'''

The [[Dimensional Merge]] of [[C-197]] and [[1218]] is already completed. The good faithful and enlightened beings and buildings and objects on 1218 Earth to 1C-211987 Earth is taking place right now. It is part of the Divine Plan. All toxic haters (i.e. [[trolls]], haters, demonics and those individuals who have failed the Divine Test from the Gods and Goddesses, and so forth) will suddenly evaporate.

The realm of Hell of the 1218 Universe no longer exists. [[God of War|Hades]] who used to rule that realm has served out his sentence and is no longer running the defunct Hell realm. CWC said he saw to that personally.

'''Celebrity Drama'''

''I mentioned that celebrities are in a manner of speaking "[[Kiwi Farms|kiwi farmed]]" every day via National Enquirer, Globe, Hollywood Radar and so forth and so on.''}}

{{quoteboxonion|Mentions that "Celebrity Drama" is a temptation that gets in the way of focusing on the actual Divine Events and Truths that are happening for our collective good. Warns that millions of toxic individuals will suddenly disappear by spontaneous death or spontaneous combustion.

'''Evidences of this happening:'''

Mentions that North Korea (full of toxics) is suddenly experiencing a massive epidemic of Covid

Mentions "Lying Putin and the toxic Russians" continues to fail and lose to the "Righteous" people of the Ukraine.

Mentions mostly good and neutral countries are waking up.

Mentions the sudden increase in Monkey Pox.

'''Biblical References According to CWC'''

Revelations 15 and 16 talk of Covid and Monkey Pox

Malachi 4 (OT) speaks of the burning of the Toxics and some of California and others in recent months up to the present

The "New Earth" of Revelations 21 are the recombined Earths from 1218 (here) and C-197 that make the One Earth of Universe 1C-211987

'''Proclaims himself Godhead'''

"I am the Avatar, Alpha and Omega and we Gods and Goddesses are saving the Good and Neutral Individuals and burning away the Toxics"

Tells us to stop blinding ourselves to the Divine and Ultimate Truths

Signed: Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu}}

==Gallery==

===Letter===
<center>
<gallery>
File:Envelope 2022-05-28 204013.jpg|Envelope
</gallery>
</center>

===Summary===

{{JailLetter}}

[[Category:Jail Letters]]

Discord

2022-05-22T10:14:41Z

Foobar:

:''This article is about the chat app. For the imaginary friend from My Little Pony, see [[Imaginary friends#Discord|Imaginary friends]].''
:''For the CWCki's Discord server [https://discord.gg/b5GU9cz click here]''

[[File:Discordcwc1.png|thumb|Some of the known Discord servers Chris was in, as of August 2020.]]

'''Discord''' is a chat messaging service Chris has used since at least 2018.
==Groups==
===Idea Guys===
The [[Idea Guys]] used Discord to chat with Chris, role-playing as various fictional characters to him, who believed he was chatting directly with those characters. An unknown number of chats took place; after the Idea Guys were ousted, the [[Guard Dogs]] later leaked two such chats - [[The Bad Beginning]] and [[Cryzel Torture]].

===ViviChu===
Chris joined ViviChu's server in September 2018.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-2018-chris-joins-a-fans-discord.47701/</ref>

===Midnight Moonflower===
{{main|Midnight Moonflower Discord chats}}
He joined [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s in July 2019.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5079360</ref>

The [[Watchmen]] raided Midnight's server and harassed its members over Chris's presence.

===Ben Saint===
Ben Saint invited Chris to his Discord in [[September 2019]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5371310</ref>

===ProjectSNT===
In [[January 2020]], Chris paid to join [[ProjectSNT]]'s Discord group, in an apparent attempt to get his foot in the door after she had given him the cold shoulder over Twitter in response to a tantrum he threw over her redesign of one of his characters.

===Arbitarch CWC Alliance===
Chris joined in fall 2019.

The bulk of the chats center on Chris [[role-play]]ing with the enablers feeding into his fantasies.

During the server's operation, people on Twitter commented on Chris's posts about it, revealing some troubling aspects of the server; not only were the admins and mods [[CWCville Mayoral Office|notoriously power-hungry and dictatorial]], but in order to take part, users had to 'verify' their Discord accounts through a rather shady bot which requested access to user data, including any other servers the user was a member of.

===Official CWCki Server===
On 10 [[August 2020]], roughly a month after the server's creation, Chris joined the Official CWCki Server after being convinced to do so by the Watchman [[Bismuth]]. He has since made two public addresses to the server members [[Spirit_possession#Sonichu|(as Sonichu)]], the first informing everyone that he and [[Barb]] are safe and healthy, and the second vaguely alluding to his plan to [[COVID-19#Stopping_the_pandemic|travel back in time and prevent the COVID-19 pandemic from ever happening.]] Through Bismuth, Chris also answered several questions asked by users.{{Cite}}

Chris was banned from the server on 14 August. Before doing so, a moderator released a public statement explaining their rationale:
[[File:Chris CWCki Ban.PNG|thumb|The moderator's statement prior to banning Chris.]]

{{quote|In the last few days lots have happend ''[sic]'' in this server. Chris has joined this place for starters. This was met with mixed reception. The CWCki's goal is only to document Chris and not provide him a platform to push his agendas. It was never imagined that Chris will use this server to ramble about his fantasies. And due to this it has been decided to give Chris his own server where he may do as he pleases.|A server [[User:Klop|Jerkhief]]}}

An invite link to the referenced server was posted below the message, but setup was unfinished and Chris had not yet joined, and the link was quickly removed once the server became infested with [[weens]].{{Cite}}

Many members of the server would enter Watchmen servers. [[The Suitress]], a former member of the CWCki server, would access one such server as an "untrusted guest". Along with that, a few of the server's admins such as Klop and Anaxis would go into the server, and roleplay as the [[Lainchu]] character.

===cwc frens===
A server created by the founder of the Official CWCki Server, and run by Bismuth. It was originally designed to be a place for Chris to address his onlookers directly (since the CWCki Server had been deemed inappropriate for that purpose). The link was posted prematurely on the CWCki Server after Chris's banning, resulting in an invasion of [[weens]]. Moderators were quick to take control, and revamp the server so that spamming would be reduced.

Chris joined sometime during this period of chaos, and has since posted occasionally. A mailbag channel was created, where users could submit questions, and a Watchman would sort through them before privately delivering the appropriate ones to Chris.

The server was shut down in the early hours of 6 [[September 2020]], seemingly by its owner, for unclear reasons.

The mailbag channel aspect was succeeded in the Discord server CWC Questions, <s>where questions are currently sourced from users for the ongoing [[Discord Q&A]].</s>

===The Place===
The [[Watchmen]] are a group of [[enablers]] who sought to protect Chris from malicious actors. Chris joined their Discord group. A [[:Category:2020 Discord leaks|large amount of chats]] from it were leaked by the Watchmen in summer 2020. Chris has also done [[22 August 2020 Q&A|a Q&A with a CWCki editor]] in the group.

Chris left the server due to infighting among the Watchmen.<ref>[[WCT#Interview]]</ref>

===Sonic World DX===
[[File:Kicked from Sonic World DX Discord.png|thumb|Server creator on Chris's removal.]]
A group for the fanmade [[Sonic World]] game, which Chris joined in order to request ''Sonichu''-themed mods. Chris was later kicked for stealing mods without permission.

===Glorious Golden Church of Sonichu===
{{main|Golden Church of Sonichu messages}}
A server created by [[Praetor]] for those who have purchased their limited-run $60 golden medallion. Chris was present in the server.

===The Knights of CWC===
A [[Watchmen]] splinter server founded by [[The WCT]], who took over as Watchmen leader following the infighting in [[The Place]] server. The server would only last for two months due to Chris being arrested for [[Affair with Mother|incest]] shortly afterwards.

===Chess Club===
[[Isabella Loretta Janke]] and her friends at Texas Tech used a Discord server which was allegedly for a university chess club to post a wide variety of disturbing material. The Chess Club was also at the center of Bella's attempted coverup related to the [[Incest Call]]. On the Discord, Bella boasted (without evidence) of having deep connections with the [[Kiwi Farms]] and with this Wiki.

Chris himself was not present in the Chess Club.

===Chess Group #15===
Bella had also created another chess server, [[Chess Group 15 Chats|Chess Group #15]]. Unlike most of her other servers, Bella notably uses much more friendlier language with her guests, and generally acts a lot more genial towards them. In other servers, she would often speak negatively about such guests while they aren't present. She invited Chris at one point for a brief visit, as well as [[the Suitress]] and [[The WCT]].

===The Chris Chan Conservation Collective===

[[The Suitress]] and a few of her friends had chatted about her discovering of Chris's affair with his mother here. The Suitress would then leak the clips of the incest call that Bella had given her here, to which two other members in the server, '''EllDudeRocks''' and '''Dr. Retard''', would upload the clips onto Reddit and Youtube.

Chris himself was not present in the server.

==Discord selfies==
To provide proof of his Discord account's legitimacy, Chris takes poorly-photographed selfies to post in the servers upon entering.

<center><gallery>
File:CWC Discord1.jpg|For Vivichu's Discord, September 2018.
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 2.jpg
File:Chris Discord Sept 2018 3.jpg
File:Chris-Chan-Discord July 2019.jpg|For [[Midnight Moonflower]]'s Discord, July 2019.
File:ChrisonDiscordSeptember2019.jpg|For [[Ben Saint]]'s Discord, September 2019.
File:September 2019 Discord selfie2.jpg
File:Children of Kefentse Discord selfie.jpg|For [[TSSSF|Children of Kefentse]] Discord, October 2019.
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|For the VoidZine server, [[March 2020]].
</gallery></center>

==Names and avatars==
Chris has occasionally changed his name and avatar.

<center><gallery>
File:Chris joins SNT's Server.png|Original "ChrisChanSonichu" name and avatar.
File:MagiChrisChan.PNG|Changed to reflect his belief that [[Magi-Chan]] had [[possessed]] him in [[August 2019]].
File:Sonichu982-9390.png|Changed to Sonichu theme during [[April 2020]] to reflect his belief that he and Sonichu had swapped bodies.
</gallery></center>

==See also==
*[[Mumble]]

==References==
<references/>

{{FanChats}}

List of toys

2022-05-20T11:03:29Z

Foobar: /* Ideas */

''For those ''other'' kinds of toys, see'' [[Sex toys]]''.''

{{taxpayermoney}}

[[Image:0822-EP12-5P6-4.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's old room was cluttered with toys.]]

[[File:Living room August 2018.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's current room is also cluttered with toys.]]

[[Chris]] has accumulated a grand number of '''toys''' over the course of his life, most of which are displayed in his [[room]]. He has [[List of Chris's lies|claimed]] that he's holding on to them for his [[Reginald Chandler|future]] [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|children]].<ref>[[BlueSpike Skype Logs 4]]</ref>, though he has also admitted to be still purchasing and playing with toys well into his "adult" life.<ref>[[Mumble 8#Comics and Toys (1:09:27 - 1:17:43)]]</ref> At one point he revealed that he plays with his toys for around 2-3 hours a day.<ref>[[Mailbag 25#In which Chris tells us how many hours he plays with toys a day]]</ref> Many are assumed to have been damaged or destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 house fire]], but some have survived; Chris has purchased new ones ever since and has likely gone and replaced at least some of the lost ones.

It is unknown if Chris' toys are still in the Chandler household after the [[Affair with Mother|Incest]] [[Jail Saga|fallout]] and [[Barb]] being charged with failure to yield right-of-way after the traffic collision in [[November 2021]]. It has been speculated that at least some, if not all, of Chris' stuff was [[Financhu Crisis|auctioned off]] or thrown away along with much of the hoard when [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom|extended]] [[Minor_Family_Members#Wayne_Weston|family]] and senior caregivers stepped in to help Barb.

==Background==
It is not unusual for adults to play with toys, but when they do, there is a good reason other than just playing with them [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|like a little kid]].

For example, adults often buy soft toys to celebrate an occasion such as a birthday or wedding, or to [[wikipedia:Comfort object#Use by adults|cope with]] loneliness or trauma. Toys have also inspired innovation: for example, a community of [[wikipedia:Circuit bending|circuit benders]] buy used battery-powered electronic toys to create new sounds and visual effects. In the 1960s, [[wikipedia:Monopoly (game)|Monopoly]] play money inspired a Dutch graphic designer to rewrite the rules for designing money at home and abroad.<ref>''[http://www.rgaros.nl/money/oxenaar/index.html Lecture by Ooitje Oxenaar]''</ref>

Even [[Lego]] blocks have legitimate uses in adulthood: Chinese human rights activist [[wikipedia:Ai Weiwei|Ai Weiwei]] launched an exhibition that featured the portraits of 43 Mexican students who disappeared in 2014, made entirely of [[Lego]] blocks. Ai aimed to convey the “democratic utility” of Lego, specifically to raise awareness of Mexico’s problem with organized crime.<ref>''[https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-47907840 Ai Weiwei unveils Lego portraits of missing Mexico students]'' (London: BBC News, 12 April 2019). Accessed 29 July 2019.</ref> CWCki readers from Denmark may also be familiar with [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6COREb5RDCg a scene] in the 1979 comedy film ''The Olsen Gang Never Surrenders'', where one of the gang members created an electronic Lego device to break into a building.

==[[Lego]]==
===Alpha Team===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6776'' Ogel Control Center
|$50
|}

===City/Town===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7892'' [[Chris and health|Hospital]]
|$50
|-
|''6337'' Fast Track Finish
|$40
|-
|''6517'' Water Jet
|$3
|-
|''7240'' Fire Station
|$30
|-
|''60047'' Police Station
|$100
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$223'''
|}

===Creator===
{| class="wikitable"
|''31105'' Townhouse Toy Store
|$39.99
|-
|''31097'' Townhouse Pet Shop & Café
|$79.99
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$119.98'''
|}

===Exo-Force===
[[Image:Exo-wallpaper-Humans.jpg|thumb|No surprise that Chris was attracted to Lego's attempt at attracting [[anime]] fans.]]
{| class="wikitable"
|''7700'' Stealth Hunter
|$15
|-
|''7701'' Grand Titan
|$15
|-
|''7712'' Supernova
|$20
|-
|''7703'' Fire Vulture
|$15
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Lego Dimensions===
{| class="wikitable"
|''71244'' Sonic the Hedgehog Level Pack
|$22
|-
|''71228'' [[Ghostbusters]] Level Pack
|$22
|-
|''71245:'' Adventure Time Level Pack
|$22
|-
|''71248'' Mission Impossible Level Pack
|$22
|-
|''71253'' Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: Play the Complete Movie
|$37
|-
|''71247'' Harry Potter Team Pack
|$19
|-
|''71251'' B.A. Baracus Fun Pack
|$9
|-
|''71231'' Unikitty Fun Pack
|$9
|-
|''71264'' The LEGO Batman Movie: Play the Complete Movie
|$50
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$212'''
|}

===LEGO Friends===
{| class="wikitable"
|''41005'' Heartlake High (x8)
|$400
|-
|''3185'' Summer Riding Camp
|$100
|-
|''3315'' Olivia's House
|$75
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$575'''
|}

===LEGO Games===
{| class="wikitable"
|''3839'' Race 3000
|$19.99 (median price)
|}

===LEGO Ninjago===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70505'' Temple of Light
|$70
|-
|''9448'' Samurai Mech
|$40
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$110'''
|}

===Ideas===
{| class="wikitable"
|''21319'' Central Perk
|$60
|}

===LEGO Superheroes===
{| class="wikitable"
|''76013'' Batman: The Joker Steam Roller
|$50
|-
|''76107'' [[100 2266|Thanos]]: Ultimate Battle
|$70
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$120'''
|}

===The LEGO Movie===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70816'' Benny's [[Random-access humor|Spaceship, Spaceship, SPACESHIP!]]
|$100
|-
|''70810'' Metalbeard's Sea Cow
|$250
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$350'''
|}

===The LEGO Movie 2===
{| class="wikitable"
|''70839'' The Rexcelsior!
|$150
|}

===Make and Create===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4881'' Robo Platoon
|$10
|-
|''4097'' Mini Robots
|$10
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$20'''
|}

===Ninja===
The Flying Ninja Fortress was a fortress for flying ninjas, not a fortress that flew.
{| class="wikitable"
|''6093'' Flying Ninja Fortress
|$90
|}

===Space===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6949'' Robo-Guardian
|$36
|-
|''6975'' Alien Avenger
|$60
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|$96
|}

===[[Clyde's Buddy Matt Getting SUPER-LAID!!!|Spider-Man]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''4856'' [[Merried Seinor Comic|Doc Ock's]] [[Chris's room|Hideout]]
|$50
|}

===[[Star Wars]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|''7146'' TIE Fighters (two purchased)
|$40 ''($20 each)''
|-
|''7106'' Droid Escape
|$6
|-
|'''Possible total'''
|'''$46'''
|}

===Western===
{| class="wikitable"
|''6755'' [[jerkop|Sheriff's]] Lock-Up
|$25
|}

==[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]==
===Plush===
{| class="wikitable"
|Great Eastern Sonic plush
|$22.95*
|-
|Great Eastern [[Knuckles]] plush
|$25.99*
|-
|''Sonic Boom'' Sonic plush (bought for the sole purpose of [[Sonic Boom Protests|tearing its arms off]])
|15.99*
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$64.93'''
|}
*Price estimated, based upon current plushes

===Figures===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jazwares [[Tails]]
|$19.99
|-
|ReSaurus Sonic
|51.99*
|-
|ReSaurus Knuckles
|$59.99*
|-
|ReSaurus Tails
|$58.99*
|-
|ReSaurus Big the [[Cat]]
|$45.00*
|-
|ReSaurus [[Rose]]
|$14.99
|-
|ReSaurus E102 Gamma
|$140*
|-
|Toy Island Sonic Space Fighter
|$70.00*
|-
|Toy Island [[Dr Eggman]]
|20.00*
|-
|Toy Island Sonic
|$13.61*
|-
|Toy Island [[Shadow]]
|$15.00*
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$509.56'''
|}
*Prices based on lowest sold value on Ebay, considering most figures are probably far from mint condition.

==[[Transformers]]==
'''Assuming highest prices.'''

===Playskool===
{| class="wikitable"
|My First Transformers Car
|Unknown, but now go for roughly $25 a pop
|}

===Transformers: Generation One===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Megatron pistol|Megatron]]
|$94.50 from [[The GAMe PLACe]]
|-
|Ultra Magnus
|$100
|-
|Afterburner
|$15
|-
|Action Master Bumblebee (missing heli-pack/gun)
|$7
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$216.50'''
|}

===Transformers: Generation Two===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$30 (at least)
|-
|Bumblebee
|$5
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$35'''
|}

===Transformers: Beast Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Transmetal Optimus Primal
|$20 ($15 and 20)
|}

===Transformers: Beast Machines===
{| class="wikitable"
|Scavenger
|$10 ($7 and 10)
|}

===Transformers: Armada===
{| class="wikitable"
|Jetfire w/ Comettor
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Megatron w/ Leader-1
|$30 ($25–30)
|-
|Optimus Prime w/ Sparkplug
|$50
|-
|Overload w/ Rollout
|$30
|-
|Cyclonus w/ Crumplezone
|$10
|-
|Sideways w/ Rook and Crosswise
|$12 ($10–12)
|-
|Unicron w/ Dead End
|$50
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$182'''
|}

===Transformers: Energon===
{| class="wikitable"
|Demolishor w/ Blackout
|$12 ($10-12)
|}

===Transformers: Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Brushguard
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Clocker
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Evac
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Cybertron Defense Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Hot Shot
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Jetfire
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Longrack
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Megatron ($40–50)
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$40 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Overhaul
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Overdrive
|$12 ''($10-$12'')
|-
|Primus
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Red Alert
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Scourge
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|Sideways
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Snarl
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$25 ''($20-25)''
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Crackders|Thundercracker]]
|$10
|-
|Thunderclash
|$12 ''($6-8)''
|-
|Undermine
|$8 ''($5-8)''
|-
|Unicron
|$12 ''($10-$12)''
|-
|Vector Prime
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|Wing Saber
|$30 ''($25-30)''
|-
|''' Possible Total'''
|'''$393'''
|}

===''Transformers'' (2007 film)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$50 ''($40-50)''
|-
|Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$10
|-
|Bumblebee (2007 Camaro Concept)
|$10
|-
|[[Excelina|Arcee]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#Punislavs|Barricade]]
|$10
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$90'''
|}

===''Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen''===

{| class="wikitable"
|[[Slow-in-the-minds|Skids]] and [[Chris and race|Mudflap]] ([[Pedofork|ice-cream truck]] version)
|$12 ''($10-12)''
|-
|Soundwave
|$10
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$22'''
|}

===''Transformers: The Last Knight''===

{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|Sqweeks
|$15
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$30'''
|}

===Transformers: Studio Series===

{| class="wikitable"
|SS-01 Bumblebee (1977 Camaro)
|$19.99
|-
|SS-09 Thundercracker (Toys 'R' Us exclusive)
|$29.99
|-
|SS-18 Bumblebee (Volkswagen Beetle)
|$19.99
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$69.97'''
|}

===Animated===
{| class="wikitable"
|[[Bumble-Lumba|Bumblebee]]
|$10
|-
|Jetstorm and Jetfire
|$27
|-
|Legends Bumblebee
|$6
|-
|[[Prower|Prowl]]
|$10
|-
|[[Decepti-Clones#S.A.V.s_.28Scoundrals_as_Vessels.29|Swindle]]
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|[[Armoraxe|Soundwave]]
|$10
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$93'''
|}

===Classics===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|Rodimus
|$10
|-
|Starscream
|$10
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$20
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$50'''
|}

===Universe===
{| class="wikitable"
|Cosmos
|$7
|-
|Soundwave
|$12
|-
|Prowl
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Bumblebee
|$10
|-
|"War for Cybertron" Optimus Prime
|$10
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$49'''
|}

===Anniversary Editions===
{| class="wikitable"
|20th Anniversary [[Optimus Prime]]
|($30–$75 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|30th Anniversary Optimus Prime
|($169.99 at retail, depending on when Chris bought it)
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$222.49'''
|}

===Transformers: Alternators===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime (Dodge Ram SRT-10)
|$25 ''($20-25 at retail)''
|-
|Silverstreak (Subaru Impreza WRX)
|$20
|-
|Windcharger (Honda S2000)
|$20
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$65'''
|}

===Transformers: Heroes of Cybertron===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee w/ Spike Witwicky
|$5 ''($3-5)''
|}

===Transformers: Prime===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$25
|}

===Transformers: Robots In Disguise (2015)===
{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$15
|-
|Strongarm
|$15
|-
|Bumblebee
|$15
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$45'''
|}

===Transformers: Combiner Wars===
{| class="wikitable"
|Devastator
|$158.99 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/page-525#post-1353030</ref>
|-
|Bruticus
|$97.33 from eBay<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$256.32'''
|}

===Transformers: Thrilling 30===
{| class="wikitable"
|Arcee
|$15
|-
|}

===Transformers: Titans Return===
In addition to the ones below, Chris has also spent $250<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/updated-6-1-2016-chris-spent-100-on-transformers-five-days-after-begging-for-money.21201/</ref>.

{| class="wikitable"
|Galvatron
|$25
|-
|Sentinel Prime ''(destroyed by Chris in [[Eid, Pmurt, Eid‎‎!!!]])''
|$25
|-
|Skullsmasher
|$17
|-
|Brawn
|$5
|-
|Chromedome
|$10 [[Twitter#More wish list demands|from Target on 18/11/2016]]
|-
|Alpha Trion and Astrotrain
|$50 [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Another wish list update|11/2016]]
|-
|Breakaway (customised into the [[Son-Chu]] figure)
|$15
|-
|Hot Rod
|$15
|-
|Sawback (repainted into "Son-Chi")
|$5
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$167'''
|}

Ebay purchases:

{| class="wikitable"
|Optimus Prime
|$62.64
|[http://archive.is/hKvk2 Sep-08-16 04:45:28 PDT]
|-
|Takara Skullcrusher
|$13.00
|[https://archive.is/5rCz6 Sep-17-16 17:13:58 PDT]
|-
|Transformers Combiner Wars Ultra Magnus Optimus Prime Parts
|$24.50
|[http://archive.is/yJOAu Sep-17-16 20:15:46 PDT]
|-
|Takara Hardhead
|$13.00
|[http://archive.is/tJyUp Sep-17-16 20:50:53 PDT]
|-
|Wheelie & Coshooter Action
|$25.90
|[http://archive.is/3NvqH Oct-01-16 18:22:33 PDT]
|-
|Legends Stripes
|$9.78
|[http://archive.is/NDNOy Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|Rewind
|$11.99
|[http://archive.is/tdMsF Oct-01-16 18:33:05 PDT]
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$160.81'''
|}

===Transformers: Power of the Primes===
{| class="wikitable"
|Punch/Counterpunch
|$36.99
|-
|}

===War for Cybertron: Siege===
{| class="wikitable"
|Ironhide
|$19.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$29.99
|-
|Sideswipe
|$21.99
|-
|Mirage
|$21.99
|-
|Omega Supreme
|$239.99
|-
|Leader Class Optimus Prime
|$54.99
|-
|Soundwave
|$29.99
|-
|Refraktor (2019 Hasbro Pulse exclusive version)
|$89.95<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/depsyr/chris_spent_90_on_a_transformer_in_the_middle_of/</ref>
|-
|Matrix Workshop M-16 Refraktor Upgrade Kit
|$32.82
|-
|Rumble and Ratbat
|$17.00
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$558.70'''
|}

===Flame Toys Furai model kits===
{| class="wikitable"
|Bumblebee
|$42.99
|-
|Optimus Prime
|$49.75
|-
|Shattered Glass Optimus Prime (Attack Mode)
|$39.59
|-
|Starscream
|$37.99
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$170.32'''
|}

==[[My Little Pony]]==
My Little Pony is popular with little girls worldwide. Sadly, not even the poor ponies are exempt from entering Chris's twisted world. In italics are their new identities.
{| class="wikitable"
|Cutie Keen Bean
|$10'
|-
|Exclusive Lolligiggle (''Educait'')
|$20
|-
|Favorite Friends Rarity the Unicorn Pony Figure (''Johnlamence -Cyber Warrior-'')
|$20
|-
|Cutie Cascade Fairy Dust Pony (''Camo-Flage'', ''Mimmbo Boruto'' and ''Squall Metal Alchemest'')
|$60 ''($20 each, three purchased)''
|-
|Crystal Princess Pretty Patterns Fancy (''Ty Game'')
|$20
|-
|Dress-Up Daywear Wing Wishes with Toola-Roola & Meadowbrook Pony<ref>(He took Toola-Roola's Antennae and put them on Meadowbrook. Toola-Roola's whereabouts are unknown)</ref>
|$50
|-
|Sweetberry Diva Pose (''BottomBeck'')
|$20
|-
|Sweet Breeze Pose (''Honeysumerah'' and ''Modest Manna'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|Seaspray Pose (''Cheroki-Chan'')
|$20
|-
|Beachberry Pose (''Linnhadey'' and ''Federico'')
|$40 ''($20 each, two purchased)''
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$300'''
|}

==Nintendo Amiibos==
{| class="wikitable"
|Pit
|$12.99
|[http://archive.is/7phBC Nov-04-16 11:06:28 PDT]
|-
|Samus
|$20.00
|Aug-16-15
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$32.99'''
|}

==Skylanders==
{| class="wikitable"
|Skylanders Imaginators
|~$74
|[http://psnprofiles.com/trophies/5430-Skylanders-Imaginators/Sonichu?order=date#content Began playing on 2 November 2016]
|-
|Dark Turbo Charge Donkey Kong Amiibo
|$21.95
|[http://archive.is/IIYKl Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|Dark Barrel Blaster Superchargers Donkey Kong Vehicle
|$7.00
|[http://archive.is/Tcda2 Nov-04-16 11:10:52 PDT]
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$102.95'''
|}

==Pokemon==
2016:

{| class="wikitable"
|Fighting Fury Belt
|$3.48
|[http://archive.is/wupUL Ebay, Oct-30-16 16:35:34 PDT]
|-
|Pokemon card tins (2)
|$40.00
|9-12-16<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#September]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon (both, supposedly acquired by trading games)<ref name=zring>[[Z-Ring Fun Extra]]</ref>
|$80.00
|Nov-18-16<ref>[[Twitter#Ticked off about Pokemon Sun]]</ref><ref>[[November 2016 Facebook posts#Pokemon Sun and Moon networking]]</ref>
|-
|Pokemon Z-Ring bracelet
|$30.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|Pokemon Sun and Moon iTunes Music Collection
|$10.00
|30 December 2016<ref name=zring/>
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$173.48'''
|}

==[[Power Rangers]]==
{| class="wikitable"
|Wild Force Predazord
|$50
|}

==Ebay purchases==
===2017===
{| class="wikitable"
|'''Toy'''
|'''Cost'''
|'''Franchise'''
|'''Date'''
|-
|Rarity card sleeves
|$6.59
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-Rarity-65-C60-Card-Game-/131975323527 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:35:15 PST]
|-
|DJ Pon3 card sleeves
|$6.95
|My Little Pony
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Ultra-Pro-MLP-DJ-Pon3-65-Deck-Protector-Card-Sleeves-My-Little-Pony-MYLP-OOP-/222370391662 Ebay, Jan-14-17 17:39:06 PST]
|-
|Splash Energy (2)
|$3.38
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Splash-Energy-113-122-Uncommon-Reverse-Holo-XY-BREAKPoint-Pokemon-Near-Min-/222332918466 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:31:05 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.72
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/262813542749 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Glaceon
|$6.69
|Pokemon
|[http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pokemon-Glaceon-EX-20-124-Holo-Rare-ex-NM-Mint-English-/172514486883 Ebay, Feb-04-17 19:53:13 PST]
|-
|Green Arrow Limited Edition
|$23
|Lego Dimensions
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Brainstorm Walgreen Exclusive
|$27.25
|Transformers
|Mar-02-17 19:58:13 PST
|-
|Titans Return Titan / Head Master Lione
|$8.99
|Transformers
|Mar-13-17 16:56:57 PDT
|-
|Soundwave
|$9.98
|Transformers
|Mar-24-17 16:40:12 PDT
|-
|[[$400 gold necklace|14K YELLOW GOLD CLEOPATRA BAR 16" NECKLACE]] (Not a toy, but serves as much purpose as a toy.)
|$399.99
|
|Apr-07-17 18:12:50 PDT
|-
|'''Possible Total'''
|'''$469.85'''
|}

==Misc.==
{| class="wikitable"
|Luan Loud plush
|$0<ref>[[Jail Letter - 21 October 2021]]</ref>
|[https://store.nickelodeonuniverse.com/loud-house-8-plush/p/7372582] (Confirmed by kiwifarms user Black Yoshi, who noticed it in the background in [[Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW]])
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$0'''
|}

==Totals==
{| class="wikitable"
| '''Category'''
| '''Total Cost'''
|-
|Lego
|$2100.97
|-
|Sonic The Hedgehog
|$574.49
|-
|Transformers
|$3025.10
|-
|My Little Pony
|$300
|-
|Amiibo
|$32.99
|-
|Skylanders
|$102.95
|-
|Pokemon
|173.48
|-
|Power Rangers
|$50
|-
|Ebay
|$469.95
|-
|Misc
|$14.99
|-
|'''Total'''
|'''$6844.34'''
|}
Chris currently has $8924.09 of debt judgements against him. Assuming Chris sells his toy collection, and gets the above total, he could pay off the vast majority of his debts.

==See also==
*[[Chris's room]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Money}}
{{Lists}}

[[Category:Lists]]

User:Foobar/Crimes

2022-05-19T09:19:14Z

Foobar:

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=List of Crimes=


{{Protip|While Chris has been ''arrested'' for [[Affair with Mother|incest]], he has not been charged with it, so it is not currently in this list.}}
[[Chris]] has a history of getting into trouble with the [[Chris and the Law|law]], from straight up [[28 October 2011|running over]] and [[26 December 2014|macing]] game store managers over trivial disputes to being sued for nearly $12,000 in [[debt]]. His [[Barb|mother]] (who Chris is in a [[Jail Saga|whole other kind of legal trouble with]]) is also no stranger to the courts. This is a comprehensive list of every criminal and debt charge the two have received.
==Crimes==
* Especially bad things are marked in red.
* Amended charges are marked in yellow.
* Complete dismissals are marked in green.
===[[Chris]]===

{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008941-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|[[28 October 2011]]
|[[28 October 2011|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000]]<ref group="note" name="accident1000">Failure to stop accident exceeding $1000 in damage.</ref>
|Hitting [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended the charge to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008942-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Going back into [[The GAMe PLACe]] after he was [[banned]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008943-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSAULT
|Hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000096-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 days)
|$0.00
|$247.00
|-
|GC14017724-00
|Albemarle General District Court
|[[26 December 2014]]
|[[26 December 2014|ASSAULT]]<ref group="note">Amended from DANGEROUS UNLAWFUL GAS RELEASE, which would be a class 6 felony.</ref>
|Pepper spraying the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Released on recognizance
|$0.00
|$541.00
|-
|GC16003018-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO RABIES CERTIFICATE 2
|Not acquiring rabies certificates for [[Clover]] and [[Snoopy]]
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine">Waived doesn't mean dismissed, this is just because the point of the charge was to give them a fine</ref>
|$25.00
|$86.00
|-
|GC16003019-00
|Greene General District Court
|21 July 2016
|NO COUNTY DOG TAG 2
|Not acquiring county dog tags for Clover and Snoopy
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Waived<ref group="note" name="fine"></ref>
|$0.00
|$10.00
|-
|GC18003632-00<ref group=note>First case to be charged as Christine Chandler, female</ref>
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|[[March 2018 trespass charge|TRESSPASSING]]
|Trespassing into [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]] after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy">Sent to [[Therapeutic Docket]] in lieu of jail time</ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC18004278-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|23 March 2018
|TRESPASS AFTER FORBIDDEN
|Trespassing into Charlottesville Fashion Square after he was banned
|Misdemeanor
|None
|Dismissed (Released on summons)<ref group="note" name="therapy"></ref>
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|}

===[[Barb]]===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's crimes
|-
|Case number
|Court
|Offense Date
|Charge
|Reason
|Seriousness
|Class
|Verdict
|Fine
|Costs
|-
|GT11008910-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|[[28 October 2011]]
|FAIL STOP ACCIDENT > $1000 FEL<ref group="note" name="accident1000"></ref>
|Hitting [[Micheal Snyder]] with the [[Son-chu|car]]
|Felony
|5
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to misdemeanor failure to stop accident)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GC11008911-00
|Charlottesville General District Court
|28 October 2011
|ASSLT: ON LAW ENF/DOC PERSON
|Trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Felony
|6
|Case sent to Grand Jury in Circuit Court (who amended it to ASSAULT & BATTERY)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|CR12000095-01
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|28 October 2011
|FAIL TO STOP/ ACCIDENT - MISD
|From General District case of hitting Micheal Snyder with the car
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|$0.00
|$474.00
|-
|CR12000095-02
|28 October 2011
|Charlottesville Circuit Court
|ASSAULT & BATTERY
|From General District case of trying to prevent the police from arresting Chris
|Misdemeanor
|1
|Jail (30 Days)
|N/A
|N/A
|-
|GT21002610-00
|Greene General District Court
|23 November 2021
|FAIL TO YIELD RIGHT-OF-WAY
|[[Son-Chu#Barb.27s_Dodge_Caravan|Failing to yield right of way]]
|Infraction
|N/A
|Waived
|$30.00
|$76.00
|-
|}

==Debt==
===Chris===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Chris's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV18000451-00
|19 December 2018
|MIDLAND FUNDING LLC
|$2,777.90
|$55.00
|-
|GV18000392-00
|16 January 2019
|SECOND ROUND SUB LLC
|$2,476.63
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000149-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES, LLC
|$1,079.08
|$55.00
|-
|GV19000217-00
|19 June 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$1,602.62
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000042-00
|2 September 2019
|JEFFERSON CAPITAL SYSTEMS LLC
|$2,773.56
|$55.00
|-
|GV20000043-00
|2 September 2019
|PORTFOLIO RECOVERY ASSOCIATES LLC
|$905.36
|$55.00
|}
Chris owes '''$11,615.15''' in debt to various banks and recovery groups plus '''$330.00''' in court costs.
===Barb===
{| class="wikitable"
|+Barb's debt
|-
|Case number
|Hearing date
|Who wants the money
|How much
|Court Costs
|-
|GV21000117-00
|14 July 2021
|LVNV FUNDING, LLC
|$692.82
|$61.00
|-
|GV16000107-00
|16 March 2016
|DISCOVER BANK
|$4,706.93
|$56.00
|-
|GV16000416-00
|14 September 2016
|CAPITAL ONE BANK USA N A
|$15,906.99
|$56.00
|}
Barb owes '''$21,306.74''' in debt to various banks plus '''$173.00''' in court costs.

==Totals==
===Crimes===
<center>
Chris has committed 
8 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
Barb has committed 
3 
misdemeanors, two of which are downgraded felonies.
 
</center>
===Debt===
<center>
Chris owes 
$11,615.15 
in debt.
 
Barb owes 
$22,059.74 
in debt.
 
Together, the Chandlers have been sued for 
'''$34,913.89''' 
but their [[Financhu Crisis|total debt is much higher]].
</center>

==See also==
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/ocis/search Virginia Judiciary Online Case Information System] where these records can be searched
* The [https://eapps.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts/landing.do?landing=landing VIRGINIA GENERAL DISTRICT COURT ONLINE INFORMATION SYSTEM] that only has information on general district cases

==References==
<references group="note" />

2010

2022-05-19T09:11:42Z

Foobar: /* October */

{{Articleofthenow}}
[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in 2010.]]
[[Image:S2010.JPG|thumb|Graph showing the Google-popularity of the terms ''Sonichu'' (blue) and ''Christian Weston Chandler'' (red). '''2010''' is marked in [[Yellow Is a Mellow Color|Mellow Yellow]].]]

'''2010''' marked the second consecutive year of organized trolling of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. Fed up with his [[trolls]], Chris spent several months offline, attempting to hide from his infamous reputation. As such, the year was punctuated by dry spells. And yet, Chris still found new ways to embarrass himself.

A box of condoms Chris had bought for his first sexual encounter had expired.

==January==
{{main|January 2010}}
[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG|thumb|left|On 17 January, Chris expresses his opinion on ''[[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]]''.]]

Smug with overconfidence thanks to his [[Mailbag|fanmail]] and the victory over [[gay]] ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the [[CWCipedia]] via [[copyright]] claims stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new [[stress]] factor in the emerging fan comic ''[[Asperchu]]'', going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy [[YouTube]] videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to [[The Wallflower|another girl]] and he would attempt to hide this, but his own [[ego]] would refuse to let him do so.

==February==
{{main|February 2010}}
[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|On 25 February, Chris murders [[Evan]] and the rest of the [[Asperpedia]] Four in brutal and disgusting ways.]]

As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in a series of phone calls from ''[[Asperchu]]'' creator Alec Benson Leary, where Alec demanded that Chris promise to be more tolerant of ''Asperchu'' and to get rid of [[Simonla Rosechu]], with [[Mao]] holding the [[CWCipedia]] hostage. Though Chris gradually recovered enough from the stress to complete ''Sonichu'' #10, which showed the death of Simonla, Chris then had [[Alec]], [[Mao]] and two other people killed within the same comic as an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual [[Christian Love Day]]. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of [[Magical Man Potion|another human male]] entering Chris's [[room]], one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

==March==
{{main|March 2010}}
[[File:Owllevel.jpg|thumb|left|On 9 March, Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that would inadvertently reveal the identity of [[The Wallflower]].]]

Chris let slip a screenname of [[The Wallflower]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover her identity, and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the lulz. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)

==April==
{{main|April 2010}}
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|On 5 April, Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]] ad is discovered.]]

As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe|''The HooK'' Café]], discovering that Chris was back to his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually leak to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.

==May==
{{main|May 2010}}
[[File:MODNATION_2.JPG|thumb|left|On May 26, Chris begs for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' bonuses.]]

As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, with a relative high point of smug Chris boasting that he had removed a "bug" allegedly planted by trolls in the [[PS3|life upgrade]]. However, he soon became severely depressed and blamed his problems of rejection by everyone on a conspiracy conceived against him by the [[Greene County]] School Board. By the end of the month, Mao opened up the [[CWCipedia]] to everyone. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but soon gave into stress and abandoned the website. Two series of [[e-mails]] are also leaked.

==June==
{{main|June 2010}}
[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg|thumb|On 30 June, Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]].]]

After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with a plan of revenge against Michael Snyder; long story short, Chris almost committed [[Son-Chu|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol|drunk]] and was let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events, and announced that he would be leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|the]] [[100 2188|fifth]] [[100 2189|time]].) Things fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his [[Love Quest]] offline by acting [[pedofork|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.

==July==
{{main|July 2010}}
[[Image:FAF-06092010.jpg|thumb|left|On 9 July, Chris continues stalking girls at [[Fridays After Five]].]]

July 2010 was another very quiet month. It began with Chris getting [[List_of places that have banned Chris|permabanned]] from [[Flipnote Hatena]] for constantly breaking the site's rules. For a time after that he emerged from the internets to enjoy the fruits of real life... by reverting back to the ancient ways of the [[attraction sign]]. He was spotted once at [[McIntire Park]] and twice at [[Fridays After Five]]. However, on 17 July he returned to [[Twitter]], telling [[trolls|his loyal fans]] that he's working on the comic pages. On 24 July he also evaded his Flipnote Hatena ban and re-posted some of his removed flipnotes, suggesting that he bought another DSi just to use a children's website as his personal dating service.

==August==

{{main|August 2010}}

[[File:PostCar.JPG|thumb|On 29 August, the [[life upgrade]] goes GAME OVER, man.]]

During the first half of August, Chris didn't give off any signs of life except for a brief sighting at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], kicking a stall of [[HEXBox]] games. It was suspected he spent his time playing [[video games]]. However, a phone call to Bob Chandler was released, relieving some new info. He would then return on August 27 to post two videos, one concerning his upcoming high school reunion, and the other where Chris concedes to the trolls after reformatting his PS3, claiming he did himself in. Two days later, Chris would destroy his PS3, and there was much rejoicing.

==September==

{{main|September 2010}}

[[File:Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|left|On 16 September, Chris dressed as a [[niggo]].]]

Early in September, e-mail correspondence was leaked that provided some background on the destruction of the [[Ps3|life upgrade]]. Quite predictably, Chris purchased another PS3 almost immediately. [[Jackie]] officially returned as a new [[sweetheart]] in Chris's life, with him trying to impress through new videos on YouTube, including attacks at Jackie's ex-boyfriend, Lars. Also this month, a bunch of ancient documents dating back from 2008 and 2009 were released to the public by [[Clyde Cash]], followed by some more from early 2010, including [[Wallflower_E-mails|correspondence between Chris and The Wallflower]]. Towards the end of the month, Chris officially kicked off his "anti-troll movement".

==October==

{{main|October 2010}}

[[File:Grimace.jpg|thumb|On 4 October, Chris [[Chris and cosplaying|cosplays]] as [[McDonald's|the Grimace]].]]

October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September, if not crazier. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of [[Chris and cosplaying|costumes]] made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby [[bear]], used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the [[Chris's room|room]] or even the [[14 Branchland Court|house]] altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's car and even going for a "hike". The conflict with Lars also continued, however on seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable for the sheer number of [[videos]] that were released by Chris (albeit the quality of them varied) including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month. In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.

==November==
{{main|November 2010}}

[[File:Studalert.png|thumb|left|On 6 November, a video of Chris struggling to do pull-ups was leaked.]]

November turned out to be a slow month. Chris had a call with Lars and a video of him failing to do pull-ups was leaked the same day. Chris would then go quiet for two weeks, until he quit the Internet for the 6th time on 22 November and deleting most of his other [[YouTube]] videos in the progress.

==December==
{{main|December 2010}}

December began under the shadow of Chris's sixth attempt to leave the Internet in favor of playing [[vidya]] all the time. The final batch of e-mails between Chris and Jackie were released. As usual, Chris did not get [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend| a girlfriend for Christmas]], for the sixth time since [[2004]]. {{clear}}

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Jail Letter - Prayer to Kengle

2022-05-15T06:18:05Z

Foobar: /* Chris's Response */

On 27 [[February 2022]], [[Kengle|Kenneth Engelhardt]] posted on the Onion Farms that he had received a '''twelfth letter''' from Chris with an attached copy of Chris's "Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer". Kenneth uploaded the prayer to the Onion Farms but did not upload the letter at Chris's request. The prayer is dated 13 January, but the letter was probably written and sent around the same time Chris wrote his [[Jail Letter - 30 January 2022|third letter to Spamton]] (i.e. late January), as both letters are postmarked 22 February. As with the Spamton letter, the return address provided on the envelope for this letter is [[14 Branchland Court]], not [[Central Virginia Regional Jail]]. This is presumably because Chris believed he would be released from jail on 3 February.

==Chris's Response==

{{quotebox|January 13, 2022
by, Jesus Christine
Weston Chandler Sonichu

The Lord Goddess Blue Heart's Prayer

x4 {*Get Me Home, Get Me Home Right Now, Please!*
<nowiki>{</nowiki>*My Second Coming Is Now!*

*Complete the Collective Shift Now, Please.*
*My Second Coming Is Now.*
*Complete the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]] Now, Please.*
*We Are ALL Together Now.*
*ALL Artists, Actors, Writers.*
*Chroniclers and Characters Join Hands*
*In The One Universe Now.*
*The [[Iron Curtain]] IS Shattered and Gone.*
*We See and Feel Each Other.*
*We Leave The Twelve Eighteen Earth Now, Please.*
*We Now Are On the One Earth,*
*C-One Ninty Seven Universe Which Is Now*
*One C-Two One One Nine Eight Seven,*
*One And Whole As It Was Long Ago*
*With ALL Magic And ALL Powers, Gods with Us,*
*For We ALL Are Enlightened,*
*Awakened, Experienced, And Then Some.*
*I, Lord and God, Lead Them Here Now, Please,*
*For the Time Is Divine, Yes.*
*The Toxic Ones Have Been Left Behind,*
*For They Face Their Judgement Day.*
*And We Live Onward For Neo Life.*
*To the Majority Of Good Ones,*
*And Neutral Goods And Bads,* →
*I Pray For And Bring Thee Better Lives*
*In Neo Spirituality*
*And Greatest Enlightenments*
*We ALL Shall Live Onward Together*
*Alongside [[OC|Original Characters]]*
*And Individuals Now.*
*To the Toxic Ones Left Behind Now,*
*Thy Judgment Process Was Just*
*And Fair With Thy Centuries of Actions*
*Filled With Hate, Filled With Fake, and*
*Simply, Utterly Demonic Sinful.*
*Not Even Hell Realm Shall Welcome Thee,*
*For Even Thy Dark Souls Shall*
*Become Non-Existent and Nothing*
*In Total Evaporation and*
*Thy Bodies Now Ashes Lost In Time*
*That We Walk Upon In Memories*
*Of Thy [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|Torturing Treatments]]*
*Upon Us ALL Now Lost In Our Past.*
*For Repentance, Thou Had Thy Chances.*
*And to My God and Goddesses Allies,*
*Including Emanuel,*
(Who is) *My Mother, and the Universe Cores,*
*And Myself, I Pray to Thee:*

x4 {*Complete the Collective Shift Now, Please!*
{*Get Me Home, Get Me Home Now!*
x4 {*Get My God Body Home Right Now, Please!*
{*My Second Coming Is Now!*
Amen}}

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