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CWCki talk:Transcription Style

2011-03-08T06:24:11Z

FourPLUStwo: /* stuttering, "uh", "um", and the like */

==Rough outline==
I REALLY need to go to bed but quick outline
*unless it's really bad, don't phonetically transcribe everything Chris says - just because he slurs "you" to sound somewhat like "jew" does not mean the transcript should read "jew."
*link to other articles in transcripts
*some sort of unified color coding, that sort of shit.

I'll finish this a bit later. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:52, 26 December 2009 (CET)

==Individual concerns==

I find myself overusing ",uh ," and just commas in general, particularly [[User:Robotnik/Crossumentary|here]]. Does this need to be addressed? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 13:58, 26 December 2009 (CET)

:*If Chris says it, that's what gets written down. Don't feel like a bad transcriber just because the speech that you're transcribing is an affront to the English language. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:26, 26 December 2009 (CET)

I find myself taking little liberties when describing the action onscreen. Example:
:[''Chris waves the two figures around, and recites a strange chant, possibly implying that Sonichu and Rosechu do their housework by levitating and crying out to wicked pagan gods.'']
Is this okay, or should I stop?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:47, 26 December 2009 (CET)

:*I'd only write "[''waves figures around'']" and then get right into transcribing the chant itself, leaving it to the readers to draw their own inferences from Chris's HFA behavior. Your longer version is funny, but I'd still drop it. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:26, 26 December 2009 (CET)

::*Ditto. I also dislike things being described as "retarded" like "Chris begins to speak in a retarded voice." I think it's up to the reader to determine in the context if something is "retarded" or not and "retarded" is a subjective term. Obviously if Chris speaks in a girly voice, then say that as it's pretty universal what a girl's voice sounds like but "retarded" can mean anything. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:15, 28 December 2009 (CET)

Aw! But that's my favorite part of transcribing! :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:30, 26 December 2009 (CET)

== Wikifying ==

Transcripts REALLY need to be wikified. Some of you complain that it's hard to see with the coloring and in that case, wiki links should take precedence over color coding. This is a wiki, articles (including transcripts) should link to other articles for clarifying notes and that is more important than fun color coding. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:02, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Break tags ==

I fucking hate break tags, and would like to encourage all users to avoid them. In the giant transcriptions of long conversations, they make all the words run together which makes it harder for idiots like me to read them. Granted, I used them myself in the reformatting of the IRC transcripts, but only because those were actual text documents, and that was the closest way to represent their original format.

But I'm sure you all have your own opinions on this. Especially YOU, Blunderscore, who went and added break tags to my flawless formatting of mumble 1.

So let's argue about this already.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 18:00, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

:I don't like them either, but I do like how they make the spaces between the lines smaller. I'll look in to some template possibly that can wrap around transcriptions to format them nicer without the need for break tags. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:06, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

== stuttering, "uh", "um", and the like ==
This is just my opinion about transcribing conversations... I think every stutter that comes out of Chris's mouth should be transcribed, but for the other people it doesn't matter if you skip some "um"s and "uh"s, as long as it makes sense and you're not leaving out anything important. Chris's quotes are really the only ones that matter. I just wanted to mention this because maybe it'll make it a little easier for people transcribing the many hours of Kacey phone calls, but if I'm wrong someone let me know. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 20:50, 7 March 2011 (PST)
:: I totally understand what you're getting at... I think there was probably 100 or more "I mean", "um", "yeah", or some form of stuttering on Kacey's part alone on Kacey call 8 that I would have LOVED to leave out...but I don't know if leaving them out is the right choice... We transcribe them for a reason I guess, so I always try to keep everything word for word and letter for letter...even when the stuttering and repetition start to make me want to bash my face into a wall. But that's just my opinion. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 22:14, 7 March 2011 (PST)
::: As a personal rule I kept them in unless it got to confusing to follow the thought, or it was just a mess of stuttering and uh/uh-ing, and I'd just note "bunch of stuttering" or something. But yeah, it can be hard getting through them, but I think they should be included too. Kudos to the 2 of you for doing so much of them! [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 22:24, 7 March 2011 (PST)

Talk:Kacey Call 3

2011-03-07T06:11:24Z

FourPLUStwo: /* youtube */ no more videos, kid's a dick.

Transcribing is all done for this call. I suppose I'll work on the others when they come in (if they come in). I only did about the last 3 minutes or so and I almost went crazy. Whoever did the rest... I don't know if you're even human. ;) --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 23:27, 2 March 2011 (PST)
: I'd had calls 2 & 3 for a while and would transcribe about 2 - 3 minutes each night for a few hours as there's a lot going on in parts. When I got super frustrated I'd just leave them alone for a week or so. Sometimes I didn't feel human! [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 06:37, 3 March 2011 (PST)

=== youtube ===
this call has been youtubed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tvcpdve9o18
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FDcHvESHi4

the kid who put these up, as well as the ones for Kacey Call 2 got his panties in a bunch because he thought that once they were on the CWCki that the CWCki was mirroring it somewhere. He got piss because he thought he'd lose views and took it down. I don't think anyone even captured these, so there may not be videos to get back. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 22:11, 6 March 2011 (PST)

== Needs narrativw ==

Needs a narrative summary, see the IRC chats for examples.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:55, 4 March 2011 (PST)

Kacey Call 3

2011-03-04T17:24:03Z

FourPLUStwo: added youtube vids

In '''Kacey Call 3''', recorded a few hours after the [[Kacey Call 2|previous phone call]], a devastated Kacey confronts [[Ian]] about impersonating her boyfriend [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] over the phone.

==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kacey Call 3, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|Tvcpdve9o18}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}
 '''Chris:''' Hello? 
 '''Kacey:''' [heavy sigh] I can’t believe you did that. Wha-what is wrong with you? I mean, you didn’t, you could’ve just told me something, you didn’t even have to make him look so bad. Just, what the hell? 
 '''Chris:''' Kacey. I’m sorry. I was trying to spare your feelings.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you weren’t! Why couldn’t you just tell me from the start? I mean, [sobbing] I mean what happens if he did something to me or if, what happens if YOU did something to me? You wanted me to come to YOUR house! And, wha-what were you gonna do? You think I wouldn’t know? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I was trying to ease you into it. I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' That’s not how you ease someone into it. Just what were you going to do? Rape me? Or what were you going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' No! No! No. I was only going to show you the true face of the real man.
 '''Kacey:''' But what makes you the real man? Why the fuck would I love you? You tricked me too![sobbing] I don’t know, it’s just, I mean, just how could you? You’re just as bad as him. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I know and I understand. I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you’re not, cuz you’re the one that told me this shit and and… I mean you had so, so many chances, you’re just, it’s fucking me… you were playing with me, you were playing with my heart. I mean, what? So you could get laid out of it? So you could be not a virgin anymore?
 '''Chris:''' No. No. No, no, I was trying to, ah, I was trying to earn, I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' How? How is that being my friend? How is that being my friend? Tricking me! I mean, you were pretending to be same person you’re trying to save me from. I mean, why would I want to be your friend, much less your girlfriend? I mean what redeeming qualities do you have that you shown me now? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I can’t say off the top of my head, but I would do my best
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] No! Of course you can’t, of course you can’t! You know what? Exactly! This is it exactly! You can’t, you can’t do any of the things he did for me! You can’t play the guitar, you don’t have a job, you aren’t in school, I mean how did you even… I can’t believe you fooled me. I can’t believe that I did that, because even if he tricked me I at least was trying to stay true to him. Look what you did to me. Now, not only that but you made me a cheater!
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' You’re. Nothing. Like. Him! How am I just supposed to , I mean you can’t even say anything! And look at what you did! Look what you did!
 '''Chris:''' I am looking at what I did. I’m looking and I have done a lot of damage.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you think I could go from him to you? I mean, just like that? Just like “oh look, I make Sonichu,” I mean, I just… Like, you know what? Do you even know what’s right and wrong? Even if what he did was wrong he was at least there for me and, and… I just don’t fucking know anymore. Just what were you expecting?
 '''Chris:''' It’s ok…
 '''Kacey:''' Just what were you expecting me to do, just go “oh, ok”?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, no, I was, I wasn’t expecting anything. I was gonna, I mean, I, like you know, I mean, like you know, he told everybody about 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22968. Anybody could go to my house…
 '''Kacey:''' So that means you could be a fat impostor too? So that makes it right? Right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh it does? It does? Did you just say yes to me? Did you just say yes?
 '''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No! I, I, I, I’m not even gonna, ah, I, I, ok, yeah, he was talking the address around with a lot of fake documents and a fake drivers license. If he has successfully fooled anyone into actually going to the home address they would’ve found the real me anyway then realized that he was a troll
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] It doesn’t matter, you’ve already put that info on the internet, obviously! Because I’ve went to your pages. And I went to the ED thing. I went to everything. And I mean, you put yourself out there, so you were asking for it. But does that mean that I had to be caught up in the middle? You could’ve told me. You. Could. Have. Told. Me. I mean, you could’ve saved me. But you know what? You were just as bad as him. You’re just a big fat fucking liar.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I dinna, I did not have the good, as well as information from the ah, from Dan. I, ah, ah, his name tag, I think his name was Dan. I didn’t have that much information…
 '''Kacey:''' His name is Chris. His name IS Chris. [pause] God…
 '''Chris:''' I’m talking about the guy who, the guy who called him Jeff.
 '''Kacey:''' Whatever, well who cares that it’s- You didn’t have to give me those fucking e-mails. Cuz that just made him look bad too. And I don’t think he’s really doing that shit behind my back. I really, really don’t. 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I’m not, I’m not…
 '''Kacey:''' I’ve seen him, I’ve had dinner with him, I’ve seen his car, I’ve seen his driver’s license. What the hell dude? What?
 '''Chris:''' I’m not, I’m not, I’m not putting him down for, uh, I’m not saying that he, ah, that he’s guilty of those things or anything like…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Then why would you show them to me? Why would you show me those first before you decided to tell me? You were trying to make him look bad and you know it! So, where does that put you? Where does that put you in this? 
 '''Chris:''' I, Ike, I understand, this puts me in a bad position.
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you even do that? Like if you did, if you did want a chance with me, and let’s say I would come around, what… I, I can’t even speak to you! I can’t even speak to you I am so angry. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I, I understand, I understand.
 '''Kacey:''' You don’t even sound like you are upset that I am crying. So what am I supposed to believe? 
 '''Chris:''' I am upset.
 '''Kacey:''' No!
 '''Chris:''' I am upset.
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not!
 '''Chris:''' Try to remain calm.
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not!
 '''Chris:''' I’m trying to remain calm.
 '''Kacey:''' How am I supposed to be calm? Look what you did!
 '''Chris:''' I know, I know. I, I’m very very sorry…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You’re just disappointed that I…
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] And I would be willing to do anything in the world to make it up to you!
 '''Kacey:''' Well then why did you invite me over first? You’re just disappointed now because I’m defiantly not coming. You, I mean, just, you had ulterior motives or else you would’ve told me something first. You fucking told me “Hey, call me. Hey, send me a picture. Hey come visit me.” The first thing you said, the first thing was “Hey come see me.” What? What the hell?
 '''Chris:''' Well, I, I assumed he was going to tell you that anyway. I, I had, I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' No! No! But you know what? Do you know… what? Rrrrgh! I mean, do you not get that even, let’s say that he is doing all these evil things to you, do you not get that trying to steal a girlfriend is wrong? Did you not get that maybe, maybe I love him? And I mean, ah, I mean you were trying to say you weren’t going to rape me but you’re like “we can go to my room and go straight to love making,” I mean when were you going to tell me? When were you going to tell me? When I came in the door? You think that I wasn’t going to freak out or something? You think I wasn’t going to notice that it, you’re not him?
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' That would be embarrassing for your parents. What? Did you not even think of them? 
 '''Chris:''' I thought of a lot of things but I can’t think of everything at once. I have a mental problem, I’m not as well in the mind sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' You know what, that’s not a good enough excuse [Chris starts to interrupt] Hey! No! You let me talk! You let me talk!
 '''Chris:''' Ok
 '''Kacey:''' No, that is not a good excuse. That is never a good excuse. You just do not freaking do that. You do not blame shit like that, you, you knew what you were doing and I know you knew what you were doing. You were being a selfish little prick.
 '''Chris:''' Ah… I thought, I’m sorry I came off that impression.
 '''Kacey:''' Well what did you think you were going to do?
 '''Chris:''' I was, I was going… I just wanted to show you the face of truth. I just wanted, I mean, ah, I mean sure I could…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I mean I don’t think it’s much of an impression. I think you are like that.
 '''Chris:''' No. I, I’m serious!
 '''Kacey:''' You’re sad because he’s cuter
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I would not
 '''Kacey:''' He’s more talented...
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I seriously would not
 '''Kacey:''' Would you stop?
 '''Chris:''' I would not ask you do that.
 '''Kacey:''' Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me.
 '''Chris:''' I seriously would not’ve asked you to do that.
 '''Kacey:''' You do not speak over me. Especially not after what you’ve done. Especially not after what you’ve done!
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I understand you got all the nervous tension from the stress and all this shock and everything.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No, I have nervous tension because you decided to play me. And it has, it has nothing to do with what he did now. It has with what you did. You tried to play me and you let me talk to you like that on the phone knowing that you were, I, I should’ve known. I should’ve known. You, you’re terrible! You are so terrible! What, what did you think was going to happen? That I was going to say “Thank you”? “You’re awesome”? “I love you”? You said you loved me and you not… oh my god! You’re a horrible horrible human being, if you’re even a human being.
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] I, I’m sorry, I know that I cannot say that I love you. I know, I never, I mean, I never even wanted to say I love you but you forced me to say I loved you. A few times.
 '''Kacey:''' I didn’t force you to do anything! I didn’t force you to do anything. Remember that I thought you were MY Chris. I thought you were my Chris. So why wouldn’t he tell me that he loved me?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, you thought I was Jeff. His name is Jeff.
 '''Kacey:''' No, his name is Chris.
 '''Chris:''' …egh… take another look at his driver’s license, but, ah seriously though, I had, I mean, I was, I had to uh, let you know I was trying, I mean, I was, I mean I thought I’d give you a chance to get to know me per, on my own personal level.
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Woah, woah, woah, woah. You think I’m still going to get to know you? You, you what?
 '''Chris:''' No, no I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Listen, if I told you right off you woulda thought then “oh, oh my god” a troll got you to his account and that he was the real Chris.
 '''Kacey:''' Well then don’t you think you should’ve done that first.
 '''Chris:''' I’ve been trying to get back my own identity that he stole from me.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, he stole your identity huh? Well maybe if you didn’t post it all over the fucking internet he wouldn’t be able to have it. You ever think of that?
 '''Chris:''' I mean, all he had, sure. All he needed was Christian Weston Chandler, the Christopher and Ricardo was not optional.
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] None of those, none of those, none of those are very, uh, exotic names. You don’t think that he couldn’t have the same name by, you know, uh, coincidence? I mean a lot of people are named Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I can understand that but still he’s not thee, I mean but I can tell you that he is not the Christian Weston Chandler if that is his real name...
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, he's not you, but you're showing me who Christian Weston Chandler is and he's just a fat fuck who doesn't care about me, who doesn't care about anyone's feelings, I mean... just, and, and what! You were getting me to spy on your own friend! You were getting me to spy on your own friend Kim! And what the hell? You were saying how she might like you or what ever. What about that what happened to, you know what, I'm talking to Kim, what happens if I tell Kim?
[pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Would you [stops short]
 '''Chris:''' [heavy sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I don't think she's going to like that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah...
 '''Kacey:''' Cuz I know I don't.
 '''Chris:''' I can imagine, yeah, I can just imagine, yeah, she wouldn't like that at all. Even I don't like it.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, ah, she has a boyfriend too, right? What happens if her boyfriend finds out? Cuz he's going to. He is going to.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' You're just a big chuck-o-fuck!
 '''Chris:''' I have, I have had, I've had, I've had a lot of emotional traumas in my life time, in the past with women. I mean I've even lost some over the internet.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! I wonder why, I wonder why you have. I mean, if you treat them like this... Yeah, you know what? Now wonder you
 [a lot of unintelligible arguing over each other occurs here, the most made out is Kacey saying "Don't you talk over me!"]
 '''Chris:''' They got killed! They died!
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, probably cuz they wanted to get away from you!
 '''Chris:''' No!
 '''Kacey:''' But you do not talk over me like that!
 '''Chris:''' Like Sarah Jackson died in an automobile accident. I'm serious, her sister told me that. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie slash PandaHalo died in a brush fire.
 '''Kacey:''' What? Like I, like I believe anything that you, like I can believe you. Like I can totally believe you. And you know what? You know what? It doesn't even matter, cuz you know what? I don't care. I don't care if he's not the Sonichu creator, I don't care who he is. I love him. And he's been there for me and you will never ever be him. He can at least play guitar, he can at least sing to me, he's been the one with me, you haven't. The fff, the only time I've had with you is you trying to trick me and get me in bed. What the fuck? What the fuck? You even lied to me about going to college.
 '''Chris:''' ...uh, yeah, but...
 '''Kacey:''' It must be hard to hear, cuz you don't even sound that good.
 '''Chris:''' I, I, I, uh, I understand and respect your decision. You are welcome to stay with him, but you still you had to know that, uh, still
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, I'm welcome to stay with him if I get your permission? I get your permission? I get your permission to stay with my own boyfriend? Where? Where are you coming off?
 '''Chris:''' [starting to yell] No. No, I, I, I, I never, I never said that, I never meant it like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Yes you did, you just said that I was welcome to, maybe you should choose your words a little better.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you're right. I sometimes have a bad choice, sometimes I go melt when choose my own words. I am, I mean, it's a part of my, part of the real life autism is sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' Is this why no girl [realizes that Chris is blaming his autism] Don't you blame that, don't you blame that! Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you not know how many autistic children I've worked with? And you know, they don't do that. They don't fucking do that. You know what, I don't even think you have autism. I think you have something else. I think you have something that just makes you so... narcissistic that's just so, you're so full of yourself. I mean, that's not autism. What the hell is wrong with you?
 '''Chris:''' Actually yeah, that is a piece of autism.
 '''Kacey:''' No. No its not.
 '''Chris:''' Being socially inept.
 '''Kacey:''' And I guarantell, I can guarantee you that I know more about this shit than you. You know what, prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Because I don't believe you. You ever ever ever want a chance with me, you need to choo- you need to prove that. [pause] Because you are not text book case.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I am not text book case. I'm uh, defiantly uh, not text book case.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I think you need to[Chris cuts her off]
 '''Chris:''' Beyond that, uh... yeah, well, I got all the papers here at the home, my father has them in the filing cabinet. It not like, its not like
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Fine then, I want to see them. I want to see them. Send them to me like you sent those pictures. Show them in a video. Right now.

==Part 2==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kacey Call 3, Pt. 2
{{#ev:youtube|5FDcHvESHi4}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = Finish
}}

 '''Kacey:''' Maybe I'll forgive you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I can't do it right now, because, I uh...
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're going to have to.
 '''Chris:''' My fath- My father has
 '''Kacey:''' [talking over Chris] You're going to have to or else I'm going to tell Kim. I'm going to tell Kim.
 '''Chris:''' My father, my, my father is asleep! An he hanna, [Chris stops and starts several words here, but keeps talking] and the filing cabinet is locked. And its like he has to go through every single file in the filing cabinet to find the one document.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I guess I'm not that important, now am I? And neither is Kim. I think if you could
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Now, now, if, IF! Ah, after he's awake I can ask him if I can see it and then if I...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Please, you're 27, you're 27, you can't do it?
 '''Chris:''' if I can... and then, and then, and then if I, and then after I get it [Kacey stifles a laugh] I'll, I'll uh, I'll take it, I'll scan it or take a picture of it, I'm not sure I'll be able to scan it because my scanner/copier/printer is out of order.
 '''Kacey:''' You better find a way. You better find a fucking way. Cuz, you're, you're fucking smart, right? I mean, I guess, you fooled me. So... [scoffs]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'm not always so smart.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're behavior is in excusable and has nothing to do with being smart or stupid. It has to do with being you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' And you know what? The best part is, you're not going to learn from this are you? You're just going to keep doing this shit to people like poor Kim, or poor Megan or any of this crap.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Actually, for your information, Kim already has a boyfriend and I respect her space very much.
 '''Kacey:''' So, so, so's that makes it better that you want me to spy on her to see if she likes you and all that stuff?
 '''Chris:''' She, n-no, she can tell you the same, she can tell you the actual kind of person she, uh, learned from me from multiple conversations.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh no, I think, I think she's going to know something different. I think she's going to know something different, cuz you're fucking disgusting me and I know you're going to disgust her. This is
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Actually its not, actually its not going to surprise her. She's actually pretty much figured this out on her own and we discussed this.
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, would you, would you stop insulting me? No, no, seriously, I think that you need to prove it to both of us, because you know what, I'm sick of this. I mean you want, you're going to lean on your autism so much and everything, you need to prove it. You need to fucking prove it to me, and I think you owe after what you put me through for the last couple days. I think you fucking owe me.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'll do, I'll, I'll do anything. I'll, uh, get the paper...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You better do it, you better do it.
 '''Chris:''' I'll get the paper, I'll take, I'll, uh, get, I'll make ends up a picture file and I'll e-mail it to you personally.
 '''Kacey:''' You better. Cuz I swear to God, you, you better not be lying to me. Cuz remember I'm not too far away. And I would be very, very happy to tell the authorities about what you did. Cuz remember, you were still doing identity theft too of him, and you were leading me on. And I mean, I, just, erg, thank God I wasn't there.
 '''Chris:''' No! He was the one that did identity theft against.. Oh, OK yeah
 '''Kacey:''' Fine! Fine, whatever, I was ju-
 '''Chris:''' Ok, for the... I'm sorry, I take that back...granted, for the past few days I've been pretending to be him, but I never said- I never called myself Jeff. That's his real name though.
 '''Kacey:''' His name is not Jeff, but you know what, the thing is.. all you are doing is following the Autism part, and I can tell you’ve done it before. This does not excuse any of this shit. You prove it to me tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''' You’re right…All right, I’ll prove it to you.
 '''Kacey:'''Good, because I mean, this is just ridiculous. I mean.. You we- you were hacking and hacking is frowned upon. You are no better than trolls you think troll you.
 '''Chris:''' [deep sigh]Yeah, hmmm.. Uh, Y-You know.. all- I
 '''Kacey:'''No, you don’t have an excuse do you, you don’t have an excuse at all. 
 '''Chris:''I'm not asking for an excuse. I was going to ask you- 
 '''Kacey:''' No, you are giving me excuses.
 '''Chris:''' I was going to ask you for a fav- for a...
 '''Kacey:''' You were going to ask me for a favor?! You want me to give you a favor? after all this?
 '''Chris:''' STOP! Stop. It-It’s not THAT kind It’s not that kind of favor! Please listen. 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I didn’t say it was that kind of favor-
 '''Chris:'''I just want you to talk to this, to this… Christian Weston Chandler in brown stripes.. Or Jeff, whatever his name is. I just want you to encourage him- 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] GOD, Just shut the fuck up!
 '''Chris:''' -To fess up. He’s not the real original creator
 '''Kacey:''' [talking over Chris] It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter about him. Shut the fuck up!
 '''Chris:''' -To give me back my own identity
 '''Kacey:'''Shut up! Seriously, it has nothing to do with him right now. It’s between you and me.
 '''Chris:''' Yes, this is between you and me. But I’m just asking you to encourage him to reveal himself.
 '''Kacey:'''W-Who would want your identity now? Oh My God, When I tell him about this, do you think he’s going to care? Let’s say you are right, do you thinks she’s going to care anymore? You have sullied the name of Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu.
I mean, think about what you did…Forever. For-ev-er.
 '''Chris:''' [stuttering noises]
 '''Kacey:'''Is this the way you want people to remember you?
 '''Chris:''' No it's not. 
 '''Kacey:''' Then why did you do it?
 '''Chris:''' I'm trying to improve myself. I've learned-
 '''Kacey:'''Well you know what? You can start by showing me those documents, that’s how you can start.
 '''Chris:''' Ok. I’ll get the documents and I’ll show them to you.
 '''Kacey:'''You better.
 '''Chris:''' I will. [pause] Again, I’m sorry, to have put you through all that.
 '''Kacey:''' [takes a deep breath]
 '''Chris:''' Take some deep breaths, stay safe… 
 '''Kacey:'''You know what?
 '''Chris:''' Try to keep a happy thought.
 '''Kacey:'''Happy thought?! [chuckle] Fuck you. You’re talking to me about happy thoughts. I mean, you don’t even sound like… GOD, I just can’t do it. I can’t do it. Do it tomorrow. UHG.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh, then talks in a whisper] I’m sorry. [pause, sigh] I’ll talk to you later. Stay safe, take care.

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Kacey Call 2

2011-03-04T17:22:44Z

FourPLUStwo:

'''Kacey Call 2''' took place on 4 [[August 2009]], during the time when Chris was pretending to be [[Liquid Chris]]. The call occurred the day before they were to meet up with Chris hoping that he could [[cum]] all over Kacey.

==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kasey Call 2, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|0T0SuUdxMrE}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}
'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw the video I uploaded?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it.
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. [pause] So um
 '''Chris:''' [speaking over Kacey] So anyways, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Oh no, no no
 '''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heart break. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know… I, I just love you so much.
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that. [Kacey giggles] [Cannot understand what Chris is saying] Ok anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my mom and dad to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK!
 '''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later.
 '''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly! [giggle] So, um, besides that what’s on your mind?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you.
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today. 
 '''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here. [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK.
 '''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…
 '''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah!
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my dick between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face,
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh
 '''Chris:''' And then licking it off [Kacey giggles] and making out with you and exchanging it.
 '''Kacey:''' Mmmm.
 '''Chris:''' Do you remember?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you.
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand drawing style.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but…[giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh…
 '''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh… [pause] when I massage you and press your breasts.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your art style?
 '''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My life time.
 '''Kacey:''' Life time?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah!
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from primary to high school.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question. 
 '''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. Sometime sculpt.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole book of, uh, other art work. I created home-, I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was like a long time ago, I created a whole gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards, even homemade Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…
 '''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, it’s cool.
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just [unable to understand] but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… Ok, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitung, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitung, Lickitung turns into Luigi.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet.
 '''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married?
 '''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus 2 years. Twenty nine.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool!
 [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and sent it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Which friend?
 '''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Huh?
 '''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my YouTube account or something, but anyway…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh God! Those trolls!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal-pal who helped me here. Which is strange.
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that?
 '''Chris:''' Her name is Kate.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics.
 '''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes please!
 '''Chris:''' I might.
 '''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them.
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! It’d be awesome, just like, you know… now! [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow!
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! [pause] So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse?
 '''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’mma workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my life time hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him who my hero, who my hero was? [short short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] The American Rabbit.
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that?
 '''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic colored rabbit with roller skates.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, um, ok…
 '''Chris:''' You can look it up!
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up?
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] …uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, ok.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table?
 '''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I, I mean I love you.
 '''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s going to be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing with me tomorrow?
 '''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…
 '''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it.
 '''Chris:''' … with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway! [laughs] Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I
 '''Kacey:''' [overlapping] Right…
 '''Chris:''' Sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''' It’s been …
 '''Kacey:''' [trying to interrupt] “So….”
 '''Chris:''' [not stopping] going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout two thousand four. On the original Sonichu site.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, ok. So umm…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool.
 '''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux class room at Manchester High School in Chesterfield County.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still? [some other voice says “Hello”] You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please?
 '''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, ok sweetheart?
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…
 '''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too?
 '''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had [weird audio drop out] aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…
 '''Kacey:''' Ok…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, ok. That’s ok.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah!
 '''Chris:''' That would be good.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…
 '''Kacey:''' So excited!
 '''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu,
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh are those Sonichu and Rosechu babies?! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah!
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so cute!
 '''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006.
 '''Kacey:''' [pause] Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time? [Kacey “Yeah, um…] Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so… [giggles] you know…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what?
 '''Kacey:''' Your brown shirt! You know…
 '''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…
 '''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt.
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] Oh…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you
 '''Kacey:''' So…
 '''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my medallion…
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome!
 '''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well.
 '''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder!

==Part 2==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kasey Call 2, Pt. 2
{{#ev:youtube|gWh98sg8WOs}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = Finish
}}

 '''Kacey:''' [laughter] Ok, so, um…
 '''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, as if to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Roseys, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosey, her name is Christine.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''' And the one with the mirror is Cera with a C.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonee.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us.
 '''Chris:''' Ah yes. Ok. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, cocktail super sheers. 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that.
 '''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, ok, I love talking to you.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…
 '''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor!
 '''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each in real life, right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother.
 '''Kacey:''' I’m really more excited about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my father will come and greet you first so, like, you know
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome.
 '''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you!
 '''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care! [kissing noise]

{{succession|label=Kacey Phone Calls|prevlink=[[Kacey Phone Call]]|nextlink=[[Kacey Call 3]]}}

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Kacey Call 2

2011-03-04T17:12:51Z

FourPLUStwo: add youtube vids

'''Kacey Call 2''' took place on 4 [[August 2009]], during the time when Chris was pretending to be [[Liquid Chris]]. The call occurred the day before they were to meet up with Chris hoping that he could [[cum]] all over Kacey.

==Part 1==
{{Infobox/Audiofile
| name = Kasey Call from Chris Chan 2, Pt. 1
{{#ev:youtube|0T0SuUdxMrE}}
| Stardate = 4 August 2009
| Featuring = [[Solid Chris]]; [[Kacey]]
| Saga = [[Image:Liquid_saga.png]] [[Liquid]] Saga
| previous = First
| next = [[#Part 2|Part 2]]
}}
'''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey.
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw the video I uploaded?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt.
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it.
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. [pause] So um
 '''Chris:''' [speaking over Kacey] So anyways, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Oh no, no no
 '''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heart break. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know… I, I just love you so much.
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that. [Kacey giggles] [Cannot understand what Chris is saying] Ok anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my mom and dad to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK!
 '''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later.
 '''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly! [giggle] So, um, besides that what’s on your mind?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you.
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today. 
 '''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here. [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK.
 '''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…
 '''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah.
 '''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah!
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my dick between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face,
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh
 '''Chris:''' And then licking it off [Kacey giggles] and making out with you and exchanging it.
 '''Kacey:''' Mmmm.
 '''Chris:''' Do you remember?
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you.
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand drawing style.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but…[giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh…
 '''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh… [pause] when I massage you and press your breasts.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your art style?
 '''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My life time.
 '''Kacey:''' Life time?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah!
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from primary to high school.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question. 
 '''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. Sometime sculpt.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu?
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole book of, uh, other art work. I created home-, I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was like a long time ago, I created a whole gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards, even homemade Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…
 '''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, it’s cool.
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just [unable to understand] but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… Ok, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitung, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitung, Lickitung turns into Luigi.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet.
 '''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married?
 '''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus 2 years. Twenty nine.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool!
 [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and sent it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Which friend?
 '''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Huh?
 '''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my YouTube account or something, but anyway…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh God! Those trolls!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal-pal who helped me here. Which is strange.
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that?
 '''Chris:''' Her name is Kate.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics.
 '''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me?
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes please!
 '''Chris:''' I might.
 '''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them.
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! It’d be awesome, just like, you know… now! [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow!
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! [pause] So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse?
 '''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’mma workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my life time hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him who my hero, who my hero was? [short short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] The American Rabbit.
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that?
 '''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic colored rabbit with roller skates.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, um, ok…
 '''Chris:''' You can look it up!
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up?
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] …uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, ok.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table?
 '''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I, I mean I love you.
 '''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s going to be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing with me tomorrow?
 '''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…
 '''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it.
 '''Chris:''' … with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway! [laughs] Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I
 '''Kacey:''' [overlapping] Right…
 '''Chris:''' Sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know?
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''' It’s been …
 '''Kacey:''' [trying to interrupt] “So….”
 '''Chris:''' [not stopping] going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout two thousand four. On the original Sonichu site.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, ok. So umm…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool.
 '''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux class room at Manchester High School in Chesterfield County.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still? [some other voice says “Hello”] You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please?
 '''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, ok sweetheart?
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…
 '''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too?
 '''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had [weird audio drop out] aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…
 '''Kacey:''' Ok…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, ok. That’s ok.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah!
 '''Chris:''' That would be good.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…
 '''Kacey:''' So excited!
 '''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu,
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh are those Sonichu and Rosechu babies?! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah!
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so cute!
 '''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006.
 '''Kacey:''' [pause] Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time? [Kacey “Yeah, um…] Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so… [giggles] you know…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what?
 '''Kacey:''' Your brown shirt! You know…
 '''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…
 '''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt.
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] Oh…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you
 '''Kacey:''' So…
 '''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my medallion…
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome!
 '''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well.
 '''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder!

==Part 2==
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| previous = [[#Part 1|Part 1]]
| next = Finish
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 '''Kacey:''' [laughter] Ok, so, um…
 '''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, as if to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Roseys, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosey, her name is Christine.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''' And the one with the mirror is Cera with a C.
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh.
 '''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonee.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us.
 '''Chris:''' Ah yes. Ok. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, cocktail super sheers. 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that.
 '''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, ok, I love talking to you.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…
 '''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor!
 '''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each in real life, right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother.
 '''Kacey:''' I’m really more excited about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my father will come and greet you first so, like, you know
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome.
 '''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit.
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you!
 '''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care! [kissing noise]

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Kacey Call 4

2011-03-04T16:34:03Z

FourPLUStwo:

28 [[August 2009]]

==Highlights==
*Chris begins the call by asking Kacey if she has an STD (!)
*Kacey received a lot of awards during her high school graduation, Chris is jealous
*Chris likes Sudoku
*Chris suggests talking about political issues even though he has nothing to say about political issues
*Kacey asks Chris about things she found on the ED page
*Chris totally doesn't drink cum anymore
*Chris totally doesn't shit himself anymore
*Chris totally isn't gullible anymore
*Chris lies the last time he shat himself was THREE YEARS AGO
*Chris tries to explain why he has so many fucking video game accounts
*Chris whines that he only gets 200 out of his 800 a month, and spends 150 on video games
*Chris was going to call someone about getting a job, "but then stress happened"
*Chris used credit cards to buy thousands of video games, parents are paying the bills
*Chris doesn't know why he got a CADD degree, "I feel more comfortable with drawing da comics than with da buildings and da computers"
*Chris is sending printed-out Sonichu comics to Marvel, DC and Dark Horse; thinks they will hire him because he's "very popular"
*Mary Lee Walsh caused all of his problems
*Chris is capable of surviving, cooking and doing laundry
*Chris can't look for a job on the internet because he "doesn't know what to put into a search term"
*Kacey says Sonichu is fanfiction, Chris says it's parody
*Chris lies that he'll look for a job where he works 10 hours a week, Kacey wants him to work 20, eventually he says okay to shut her up
*Kacey tells him not to wear his medallion to the job interview and not to draw on the applications; Chris sadly agrees that he won't
*Chris thanks Kacey for yelling at him.

==Transcript==
 '''Chris:''' Hello?
 '''Kacey:''' Hi! It's Kacey!
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kacey! How are you?
 '''Kacey:''' I'm good. Um, how are you? Um, are you doing better?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I'm feeling better, thank you. I was waiting for you to call me.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, you just said around 11 to 11:30, so I gave you a few extra, you know, minutes just in case.
 '''Chris:''' I see. Yeah, I know, that's cool. I appreciate that. But it's like, you know. Yeah, I mean- I mean no hurry, but I mean, like, you know. I was waiting for the pleasure of talking to you.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, uh, thank you.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so uh, okay, let me go and get and my main questions I had written down in my little notebook out of the way. Um...
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, you have questions? Yeah, go ahead and ask them.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Okay, this is an important one. You don't have any STD's, do you?
 '''Kacey:''' Chris, why would you ask me that?! Of course I don't!
 '''Chris:''' Okay, I'm sorry, I just-
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts]I mean, you know I've only been with one person!
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, I mean, I just felt like I needed to ask anyway.
 '''Kacey:''' O..okay, that's just..wow! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, okay, I'm sorry, I guess I wasn't up..[unintelligible]that wasn't a very good opening topic, I know, I'm sorry. It's just the first one I had on my thing here.
 '''Kacey:''' Okay, well I hope the rest of the questions are't that bad! 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, yeah well here, we'll do a 180 right here, um, yeah, let's, I think we talked about your education background a little bit, you, uh, you said you had honorable grades back in high school?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes, I was 4.0 all the way.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's good. Yeah, you got your diploma and all. Um, okay, did you, uh, ever get any, uh, awards? Um, like, you know right before graduation?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, like, um, I actually had a couple poems published, and um I actually graduated with way more credits than I needed so I got a merit certificate.
 '''Chris:''' [enthralled] You got a merit certificate?
 '''Kacey:''' Yes.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Tell me about that, what does that do for you?
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it just goes with your diploma, it shows that you did way more than you needed to do, so, I got that and you know and I did like over 200 hours of community service, so, I got.. It's just, it's just something that you.. it doesn't really do anything, I mean, awards in high school are nothing, I mean, they don't really help you ever in your life.
 '''Chris:''' Hmm. Yeah, but it's like, you know the achievement, it just makes you feel better, you know, I wish I wouldve gotten an award for my creativity back in high school.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, I guess, but high school really doesn't do anything for you so it's not a big deal.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, it does alot more than you, does alot more than you think though, you know, I mean it, it's like, uh, it definitely readies you a little more for adult life, which is, uh, what you're gonna be leaving high school for.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, but I mean nobody cares, they look at college all the time, college is way bigger of a deal. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, it is a big deal, I agree with that.
 '''Kacey:''' Um, so, any other questions? 
 '''Chris:''' Well, okay well yeah, we'll move onto the next one.. hmm.. yeah.. Oh yeah, um, what's yo.. uh, you drew your original Kacey in greek ink, uh, it's that like, uh, gel ink?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, yeah, it is a gel pen actually, it's just one of the pens I use for work.
 '''Chris:''' Oh, okay, you generally use a green ink pen, oh, that's.. that's interesting.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I like to use different colors.
 '''Chris:''' Hm. [pause] All colors of the rainbow, right? 
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Yeah, definitely. 
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, now there's my colorful gal. 
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Well, Chris, remember, I'm just your friend. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I know, I'm just saying, you know, I'm just trying to be creati.. be clever. 
 '''Kacey:''' [laughs] Okay, well, um, keep going with questions. 
 '''Chris:''' Okay, hmm, do you like sudoku? Doin those sudoku puzzles on the paper?
 '''Kacey:''' No, I actually don't like sudoku, I'm really big into logic puzzles but I've never gotten into Sudoku, I don't like it.
 '''Chris:''' Well that's too bad. It's more on logic(?) you know, you basically just put one through nine in the one box, and then divide compared to the other boxes, the whole big nine box..
 '''Kacey:''' Right, I know what it is, I just don't like it. 
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, yeah, okay, generally.. 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupts] I'm more of a science person than a math person. 
 '''Chris:''' Hmm, kay well you know you don't need math. I mean, it's like, okay, similarly you could do like Sudoku with the layers A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I. You could do letters A-I. 
 '''Kacey:''' I guess, but I mean, I just really don't like it, so if we could move on to the next question, that'd be awesome. 
 '''Chris:''' Well, okay, what's your favorite board game?
 '''Kacey:''' Um, my favorite board game? Um, I haven't really played any in a long time, actually, so I mean.. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I have all the board games you've played. (What? This can't be right, but it's all I can hear.) 
 '''Kacey:''' Um, well the last thing I played was Catan. 
 '''Chris:''' Catan? [Kasey interjects a "Yes."] I've never heard of that one. 
 '''Kacey:''' You should look it up, you should google it, it's a really awesome game. 
 '''Chris:''' Okay, is that spelled with a K? 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, no, it's C-A-T-A-N. 
 '''Chris:''' Oh, kay-tawn, okay. 
 '''Kacey:''' Kuh-tan. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, alright.. so my favorite board game yet.. I got a little bit into Monopoly, but, I don't.. yeah, I mean I can call that like my second favorite board game, um, I don't, I mean, I guess.. and plus, I mean, I have the original Sega Genesis cartridge, and you know, every once in a while I would play that, and I would beat the computer! [He seems proud of this.]
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, okay, cool.. well, um, uh go ahead and keep going with the questions. 
 '''Chris:''' Okay. Alright, well here's a fun one for you you might like. Did you have a favorite toy growing up? 
 '''Kacey:''' A favorite toy? Um, yeah, my Easy-Bake Oven. 
 '''Chris:''' Your Easy-Bake Oven? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I loved that Easy-Bake Oven. 
 '''Chris:''' Hah. Yeah, I can reali..I can recogn..I can understand that. Hah. Make the little small things with the little lightbulb, it's fun. Uh, my favorite toy is this little uh fisher-price Transformer, it was like you know my first transformer, so it's like, uh it's a little red indy racecar, that transforms into a little buddy, you actually gotta pop the guy's head in for the full transformation.. [pause] so I was.. yeah that's pretty much.. yeah you'd have to see it to pretty much get it, but.. if you look it up, I'm sure you can find pictures..
 '''Kacey:''' Okay. 

==External links==
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Talk:Kacey Call 8

2011-03-04T16:22:51Z

FourPLUStwo:

Would whomever is doing these transcripts be upset if I started helping? I realize that a lot of these calls are on average more than 30 minutes each which could take a while to transcribe so I thought I could help out if needed. If my help is unneeded or unwanted I totally understand. I don't want to step on any toes. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:51, 4 March 2011 (PST)
:I can't speak for everyone, but I did Kacey Call 2 and most of Kacey Call 3 and I'd say go for it. Those 2 almost broke me, they are insanely laborious and annoying and only yield a fraction of good content and information. So now, I don't think anyone will mind if you pitch in and help, it'd be welcome. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 08:22, 4 March 2011 (PST)

Talk:Kacey Call 3

2011-03-03T16:07:20Z

FourPLUStwo: youtube links found, please integrate

Kacey Call 3

2011-03-03T15:51:18Z

FourPLUStwo:

In '''Kacey Call 3''', recorded a few hours after the [[Kacey Call 2|previous phone call]], a devastated Kacey confronts [[Ian]] about impersonating her boyfriend [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] over the phone.

==Transcript==
 '''Chris:''' Hello? 
 '''Kacey:''' [heavy sigh] I can’t believe you did that. Wha-what is wrong with you? I mean, you didn’t, you could’ve just told me something, you didn’t even have to make him look so bad. Just, what the hell? 
 '''Chris:''' Kacey. I’m sorry. I was trying to spare your feelings.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you weren’t! Why couldn’t you just tell me from the start? I mean, [sobbing] I mean what happens if he did something to me or if, what happens if YOU did something to me? You wanted me to come to YOUR house! And, wha-what were you gonna do? You think I wouldn’t know? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I was trying to ease you into it. I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' That’s not how you ease someone into it. Just what were you going to do? Rape me? Or what were you going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' No! No! No. I was only going to show you the true face of the real man.
 '''Kacey:''' But what makes you the real man? Why the fuck would I love you? You tricked me too![sobbing] I don’t know, it’s just, I mean, just how could you? You’re just as bad as him. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I know and I understand. I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you’re not, cuz you’re the one that told me this shit and and… I mean you had so, so many chances, you’re just, it’s fucking me… you were playing with me, you were playing with my heart. I mean, what? So you could get laid out of it? So you could be not a virgin anymore?
 '''Chris:''' No. No. No, no, I was trying to, ah, I was trying to earn, I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' How? How is that being my friend? How is that being my friend? Tricking me! I mean, you were pretending to be same person you’re trying to save me from. I mean, why would I want to be your friend, much less your girlfriend? I mean what redeeming qualities do you have that you shown me now? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I can’t say off the top of my head, but I would do my best
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] No! Of course you can’t, of course you can’t! You know what? Exactly! This is it exactly! You can’t, you can’t do any of the things he did for me! You can’t play the guitar, you don’t have a job, you aren’t in school, I mean how did you even… I can’t believe you fooled me. I can’t believe that I did that, because even if he tricked me I at least was trying to stay true to him. Look what you did to me. Now, not only that but you made me a cheater!
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' You’re. Nothing. Like. Him! How am I just supposed to , I mean you can’t even say anything! And look at what you did! Look what you did!
 '''Chris:''' I am looking at what I did. I’m looking and I have done a lot of damage.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you think I could go from him to you? I mean, just like that? Just like “oh look, I make Sonichu,” I mean, I just… Like, you know what? Do you even know what’s right and wrong? Even if what he did was wrong he was at least there for me and, and… I just don’t fucking know anymore. Just what were you expecting?
 '''Chris:''' It’s ok…
 '''Kacey:''' Just what were you expecting me to do, just go “oh, ok”?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, no, I was, I wasn’t expecting anything. I was gonna, I mean, I, like you know, I mean, like you know, he told everybody about 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22968. Anybody could go to my house…
 '''Kacey:''' So that means you could be a fat impostor too? So that makes it right? Right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh it does? It does? Did you just say yes to me? Did you just say yes?
 '''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No! I, I, I, I’m not even gonna, ah, I, I, ok, yeah, he was talking the address around with a lot of fake documents and a fake drivers license. If he has successfully fooled anyone into actually going to the home address they would’ve found the real me anyway then realized that he was a troll
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] It doesn’t matter, you’ve already put that info on the internet, obviously! Because I’ve went to your pages. And I went to the ED thing. I went to everything. And I mean, you put yourself out there, so you were asking for it. But does that mean that I had to be caught up in the middle? You could’ve told me. You. Could. Have. Told. Me. I mean, you could’ve saved me. But you know what? You were just as bad as him. You’re just a big fat fucking liar.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I dinna, I did not have the good, as well as information from the ah, from Dan. I, ah, ah, his name tag, I think his name was Dan. I didn’t have that much information…
 '''Kacey:''' His name is Chris. His name IS Chris. [pause] God…
 '''Chris:''' I’m talking about the guy who, the guy who called him Jeff.
 '''Kacey:''' Whatever, well who cares that it’s- You didn’t have to give me those fucking e-mails. Cuz that just made him look bad too. And I don’t think he’s really doing that shit behind my back. I really, really don’t. 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I’m not, I’m not…
 '''Kacey:''' I’ve seen him, I’ve had dinner with him, I’ve seen his car, I’ve seen his driver’s license. What the hell dude? What?
 '''Chris:''' I’m not, I’m not, I’m not putting him down for, uh, I’m not saying that he, ah, that he’s guilty of those things or anything like…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Then why would you show them to me? Why would you show me those first before you decided to tell me? You were trying to make him look bad and you know it! So, where does that put you? Where does that put you in this? 
 '''Chris:''' I, Ike, I understand, this puts me in a bad position.
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you even do that? Like if you did, if you did want a chance with me, and let’s say I would come around, what… I, I can’t even speak to you! I can’t even speak to you I am so angry. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I, I understand, I understand.
 '''Kacey:''' You don’t even sound like you are upset that I am crying. So what am I supposed to believe? 
 '''Chris:''' I am upset.
 '''Kacey:''' No!
 '''Chris:''' I am upset.
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not!
 '''Chris:''' Try to remain calm.
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not!
 '''Chris:''' I’m trying to remain calm.
 '''Kacey:''' How am I supposed to be calm? Look what you did!
 '''Chris:''' I know, I know. I, I’m very very sorry…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You’re just disappointed that I…
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] And I would be willing to do anything in the world to make it up to you!
 '''Kacey:''' Well then why did you invite me over first? You’re just disappointed now because I’m defiantly not coming. You, I mean, just, you had ulterior motives or else you would’ve told me something first. You fucking told me “Hey, call me. Hey, send me a picture. Hey come visit me.” The first thing you said, the first thing was “Hey come see me.” What? What the hell?
 '''Chris:''' Well, I, I assumed he was going to tell you that anyway. I, I had, I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' No! No! But you know what? Do you know… what? Rrrrgh! I mean, do you not get that even, let’s say that he is doing all these evil things to you, do you not get that trying to steal a girlfriend is wrong? Did you not get that maybe, maybe I love him? And I mean, ah, I mean you were trying to say you weren’t going to rape me but you’re like “we can go to my room and go straight to love making,” I mean when were you going to tell me? When were you going to tell me? When I came in the door? You think that I wasn’t going to freak out or something? You think I wasn’t going to notice that it, you’re not him?
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' That would be embarrassing for your parents. What? Did you not even think of them? 
 '''Chris:''' I thought of a lot of things but I can’t think of everything at once. I have a mental problem, I’m not as well in the mind sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' You know what, that’s not a good enough excuse [Chris starts to interrupt] Hey! No! You let me talk! You let me talk!
 '''Chris:''' Ok
 '''Kacey:''' No, that is not a good excuse. That is never a good excuse. You just do not freaking do that. You do not blame shit like that, you, you knew what you were doing and I know you knew what you were doing. You were being a selfish little prick.
 '''Chris:''' Ah… I thought, I’m sorry I came off that impression.
 '''Kacey:''' Well what did you think you were going to do?
 '''Chris:''' I was, I was going… I just wanted to show you the face of truth. I just wanted, I mean, ah, I mean sure I could…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I mean I don’t think it’s much of an impression. I think you are like that.
 '''Chris:''' No. I, I’m serious!
 '''Kacey:''' You’re sad because he’s cuter
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I would not
 '''Kacey:''' He’s more talented...
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I seriously would not
 '''Kacey:''' Would you stop?
 '''Chris:''' I would not ask you do that.
 '''Kacey:''' Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me.
 '''Chris:''' I seriously would not’ve asked you to do that.
 '''Kacey:''' You do not speak over me. Especially not after what you’ve done. Especially not after what you’ve done!
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I understand you got all the nervous tension from the stress and all this shock and everything.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No, I have nervous tension because you decided to play me. And it has, it has nothing to do with what he did now. It has with what you did. You tried to play me and you let me talk to you like that on the phone knowing that you were, I, I should’ve known. I should’ve known. You, you’re terrible! You are so terrible! What, what did you think was going to happen? That I was going to say “Thank you”? “You’re awesome”? “I love you”? You said you loved me and you not… oh my god! You’re a horrible horrible human being, if you’re even a human being.
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] I, I’m sorry, I know that I cannot say that I love you. I know, I never, I mean, I never even wanted to say I love you but you forced me to say I loved you. A few times.
 '''Kacey:''' I didn’t force you to do anything! I didn’t force you to do anything. Remember that I thought you were MY Chris. I thought you were my Chris. So why wouldn’t he tell me that he loved me?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, you thought I was Jeff. His name is Jeff.
 '''Kacey:''' No, his name is Chris.
 '''Chris:''' …egh… take another look at his driver’s license, but, ah seriously though, I had, I mean, I was, I had to uh, let you know I was trying, I mean, I was, I mean I thought I’d give you a chance to get to know me per, on my own personal level.
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Woah, woah, woah, woah. You think I’m still going to get to know you? You, you what?
 '''Chris:''' No, no I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Listen, if I told you right off you woulda thought then “oh, oh my god” a troll got you to his account and that he was the real Chris.
 '''Kacey:''' Well then don’t you think you should’ve done that first.
 '''Chris:''' I’ve been trying to get back my own identity that he stole from me.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, he stole your identity huh? Well maybe if you didn’t post it all over the fucking internet he wouldn’t be able to have it. You ever think of that?
 '''Chris:''' I mean, all he had, sure. All he needed was Christian Weston Chandler, the Christopher and Ricardo was not optional.
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] None of those, none of those, none of those are very, uh, exotic names. You don’t think that he couldn’t have the same name by, you know, uh, coincidence? I mean a lot of people are named Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I can understand that but still he’s not thee, I mean but I can tell you that he is not the Christian Weston Chandler if that is his real name...
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, he's not you, but you're showing me who Christian Weston Chandler is and he's just a fat fuck who doesn't care about me, who doesn't care about anyone's feelings, I mean... just, and, and what! You were getting me to spy on your own friend! You were getting me to spy on your own friend Kim! And what the hell? You were saying how she might like you or what ever. What about that what happened to, you know what, I'm talking to Kim, what happens if I tell Kim?
[pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Would you [stops short]
 '''Chris:''' [heavy sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I don't think she's going to like that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah...
 '''Kacey:''' Cuz I know I don't.
 '''Chris:''' I can imagine, yeah, I can just imagine, yeah, she wouldn't like that at all. Even I don't like it.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, ah, she has a boyfriend too, right? What happens if her boyfriend finds out? Cuz he's going to. He is going to.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' You're just a big chuck-o-fuck!
 '''Chris:''' I have, I have had, I've had, I've had a lot of emotional traumas in my life time, in the past with women. I mean I've even lost some over the internet.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! I wonder why, I wonder why you have. I mean, if you treat them like this... Yeah, you know what? Now wonder you
 [a lot of unintelligible arguing over each other occurs here, the most made out is Kacey saying "Don't you talk over me!"]
 '''Chris:''' They got killed! They died!
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, probably cuz they wanted to get away from you!
 '''Chris:''' No!
 '''Kacey:''' But you do not talk over me like that!
 '''Chris:''' Like Sarah Jackson died in an automobile accident. I'm serious, her sister told me that. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie slash PandaHalo died in a brush fire.
 '''Kacey:''' What? Like I, like I believe anything that you, like I can believe you. Like I can totally believe you. And you know what? You know what? It doesn't even matter, cuz you know what? I don't care. I don't care if he's not the Sonichu creator, I don't care who he is. I love him. And he's been there for me and you will never ever be him. He can at least play guitar, he can at least sing to me, he's been the one with me, you haven't. The fff, the only time I've had with you is you trying to trick me and get me in bed. What the fuck? What the fuck? You even lied to me about going to college.
 '''Chris:''' ...uh, yeah, but...
 '''Kacey:''' It must be hard to hear, cuz you don't even sound that good.
 '''Chris:''' I, I, I, uh, I understand and respect your decision. You are welcome to stay with him, but you still you had to know that, uh, still
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, I'm welcome to stay with him if I get your permission? I get your permission? I get your permission to stay with my own boyfriend? Where? Where are you coming off?
 '''Chris:''' [starting to yell] No. No, I, I, I, I never, I never said that, I never meant it like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Yes you did, you just said that I was welcome to, maybe you should choose your words a little better.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you're right. I sometimes have a bad choice, sometimes I go melt when choose my own words. I am, I mean, it's a part of my, part of the real life autism is sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' Is this why no girl [realizes that Chris is blaming his autism] Don't you blame that, don't you blame that! Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you not know how many autistic children I've worked with? And you know, they don't do that. They don't fucking do that. You know what, I don't even think you have autism. I think you have something else. I think you have something that just makes you so... narcissistic that's just so, you're so full of yourself. I mean, that's not autism. What the hell is wrong with you?
 '''Chris:''' Actually yeah, that is a piece of autism.
 '''Kacey:''' No. No its not.
 '''Chris:''' Being socially inept.
 '''Kacey:''' And I guarantell, I can guarantee you that I know more about this shit than you. You know what, prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Because I don't believe you. You ever ever ever want a chance with me, you need to choo- you need to prove that. [pause] Because you are not text book case.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I am not text book case. I'm uh, defiantly uh, not text book case.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I think you need to[Chris cuts her off]
 '''Chris:''' Beyond that, uh... yeah, well, I got all the papers here at the home, my father has them in the filing cabinet. It not like, its not like
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Fine then, I want to see them. I want to see them. Send them to me like you sent those pictures. Show them in a video. Right now. Maybe I'll forgive you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I can't do it right now, because, I uh...
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're going to have to.
 '''Chris:''' My fath- My father has
 '''Kacey:''' [talking over Chris] You're going to have to or else I'm going to tell Kim. I'm going to tell Kim.
 '''Chris:''' My father, my, my father is asleep! An he hanna, [Chris stops and starts several words here, but keeps talking] and the filing cabinet is locked. And its like he has to go through every single file in the filing cabinet to find the one document.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I guess I'm not that important, now am I? And neither is Kim. I think if you could
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Now, now, if, IF! Ah, after he's awake I can ask him if I can see it and then if I...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Please, you're 27, you're 27, you can't do it?
 '''Chris:''' if I can... and then, and then, and then if I, and then after I get it [Kacey stifles a laugh] I'll, I'll uh, I'll take it, I'll scan it or take a picture of it, I'm not sure I'll be able to scan it because my scanner/copier/printer is out of order.
 '''Kacey:''' You better find a way. You better find a fucking way. Cuz, you're, you're fucking smart, right? I mean, I guess, you fooled me. So... [scoffs]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'm not always so smart.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're behavior is in excusable and has nothing to do with being smart or stupid. It has to do with being you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' And you know what? The best part is, you're not going to learn from this are you? You're just going to keep doing this shit to people like poor Kim, or poor Megan or any of this crap.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Actually, for your information, Kim already has a boyfriend and I respect her space very much.
 '''Kacey:''' So, so, so's that makes it better that you want me to spy on her to see if she likes you and all that stuff?
 '''Chris:''' She, n-no, she can tell you the same, she can tell you the actual kind of person she, uh, learned from me from multiple conversations.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh no, I think, I think she's going to know something different. I think she's going to know something different, cuz you're fucking disgusting me and I know you're going to disgust her. This is
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Actually its not, actually its not going to surprise her. She's actually pretty much figured this out on her own and we discussed this.
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, would you, would you stop insulting me? No, no, seriously, I think that you need to prove it to both of us, because you know what, I'm sick of this. I mean you want, you're going to lean on your autism so much and everything, you need to prove it. You need to fucking prove it to me, and I think you owe after what you put me through for the last couple days. I think you fucking owe me.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'll do, I'll, I'll do anything. I'll, uh, get the paper...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You better do it, you better do it.
 '''Chris:''' I'll get the paper, I'll take, I'll, uh, get, I'll make ends up a picture file and I'll e-mail it to you personally.
 '''Kacey:''' You better. Cuz I swear to God, you, you better not be lying to me. Cuz remember I'm not too far away. And I would be very, very happy to tell the authorities about what you did. Cuz remember, you were still doing identity theft too of him, and you were leading me on. And I mean, I, just, erg, thank God I wasn't there.
 '''Chris:''' No! He was the one that did identity theft against.. Oh, OK yeah
 '''Kacey:''' Fine! Fine, whatever, I was ju-
 '''Chris:''' Ok, for the... I'm sorry, I take that back...granted, for the past few days I've been pretending to be him, but I never said- I never called myself Jeff. That's his real name though.
 '''Kacey:''' His name is not Jeff, but you know what, the thing is.. all you are doing is following the Autism part, and I can tell you’ve done it before. This does not excuse any of this shit. You prove it to me tomorrow.
 '''Chris:''' You’re right…All right, I’ll prove it to you.
 '''Kacey:'''Good, because I mean, this is just ridiculous. I mean.. You we- you were hacking and hacking is frowned upon. You are no better than trolls you think troll you.
 '''Chris:''' [deep sigh]Yeah, hmmm.. Uh, Y-You know.. all- I
 '''Kacey:'''No, you don’t have an excuse do you, you don’t have an excuse at all. 
 '''Chris:''I'm not asking for an excuse. I was going to ask you- 
 '''Kacey:''' No, you are giving me excuses.
 '''Chris:''' I was going to ask you for a fav- for a...
 '''Kacey:''' You were going to ask me for a favor?! You want me to give you a favor? after all this?
 '''Chris:''' STOP! Stop. It-It’s not THAT kind It’s not that kind of favor! Please listen. 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I didn’t say it was that kind of favor-
 '''Chris:'''I just want you to talk to this, to this… Christian Weston Chandler in brown stripes.. Or Jeff, whatever his name is. I just want you to encourage him- 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] GOD, Just shut the fuck up!
 '''Chris:''' -To fess up. He’s not the real original creator
 '''Kacey:''' [talking over Chris] It doesn’t matter! It doesn’t matter about him. Shut the fuck up!
 '''Chris:''' -To give me back my own identity
 '''Kacey:'''Shut up! Seriously, it has nothing to do with him right now. It’s between you and me.
 '''Chris:''' Yes, this is between you and me. But I’m just asking you to encourage him to reveal himself.
 '''Kacey:'''W-Who would want your identity now? Oh My God, When I tell him about this, do you think he’s going to care? Let’s say you are right, do you thinks she’s going to care anymore? You have sullied the name of Christian Weston Chandler and Sonichu.
I mean, think about what you did…Forever. For-ev-er.
 '''Chris:''' [stuttering noises]
 '''Kacey:'''Is this the way you want people to remember you?
 '''Chris:''' No it's not. 
 '''Kacey:''' Then why did you do it?
 '''Chris:''' I'm trying to improve myself. I've learned-
 '''Kacey:'''Well you know what? You can start by showing me those documents, that’s how you can start.
 '''Chris:''' Ok. I’ll get the documents and I’ll show them to you.
 '''Kacey:'''You better.
 '''Chris:''' I will. [pause] Again, I’m sorry, to have put you through all that.
 '''Kacey:''' [takes a deep breath]
 '''Chris:''' Take some deep breaths, stay safe… 
 '''Kacey:'''You know what?
 '''Chris:''' Try to keep a happy thought.
 '''Kacey:'''Happy thought?! [chuckle] Fuck you. You’re talking to me about happy thoughts. I mean, you don’t even sound like… GOD, I just can’t do it. I can’t do it. Do it tomorrow. UHG.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh, then talks in a whisper] I’m sorry. [pause, sigh] I’ll talk to you later. Stay safe, take care.

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?5z2hjddgc2n mp3 of phonecall]
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Talk:Kacey Call 3

2011-03-03T14:37:34Z

FourPLUStwo:

Kacey Call 3

2011-03-03T06:00:54Z

FourPLUStwo:

In '''Kacey Call 3''', recorded a few hours after the [[Kacey Call 2|previous phone call]], a devastated Kacey confronts [[Ian]] about impersonating her boyfriend [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] over the phone.

==Transcript==

 '''Chris:''' Hello? 
 '''Kacey:''' [heavy sigh] I can’t believe you did that. Wha-what is wrong with you? I mean, you didn’t, you could’ve just told me something, you didn’t even have to make him look so bad. Just, what the hell? 
 '''Chris:''' Kacey. I’m sorry. I was trying to spare your feelings.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you weren’t! Why couldn’t you just tell me from the start? I mean, [sobbing] I mean what happens if he did something to me or if, what happens if YOU did something to me? You wanted me to come to YOUR house! And, wha-what were you gonna do? You think I wouldn’t know? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I was trying to ease you into it. I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' That’s not how you ease someone into it. Just what were you going to do? Rape me? Or what were you going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' No! No! No. I was only going to show you the true face of the real man.
 '''Kacey:''' But what makes you the real man? Why the fuck would I love you? You tricked me too![sobbing] I don’t know, it’s just, I mean, just how could you? You’re just as bad as him. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I know and I understand. I’m sorry.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you’re not, cuz you’re the one that told me this shit and and… I mean you had so, so many chances, you’re just, it’s fucking me… you were playing with me, you were playing with my heart. I mean, what? So you could get laid out of it? So you could be not a virgin anymore?
 '''Chris:''' No. No. No, no, I was trying to, ah, I was trying to earn, I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' How? How is that being my friend? How is that being my friend? Tricking me! I mean, you were pretending to be same person you’re trying to save me from. I mean, why would I want to be your friend, much less your girlfriend? I mean what redeeming qualities do you have that you shown me now? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I can’t say off the top of my head, but I would do my best
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] No! Of course you can’t, of course you can’t! You know what? Exactly! This is it exactly! You can’t, you can’t do any of the things he did for me! You can’t play the guitar, you don’t have a job, you aren’t in school, I mean how did you even… I can’t believe you fooled me. I can’t believe that I did that, because even if he tricked me I at least was trying to stay true to him. Look what you did to me. Now, not only that but you made me a cheater!
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' You’re. Nothing. Like. Him! How am I just supposed to , I mean you can’t even say anything! And look at what you did! Look what you did!
 '''Chris:''' I am looking at what I did. I’m looking and I have done a lot of damage.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you think I could go from him to you? I mean, just like that? Just like “oh look, I make Sonichu,” I mean, I just… Like, you know what? Do you even know what’s right and wrong? Even if what he did was wrong he was at least there for me and, and… I just don’t fucking know anymore. Just what were you expecting?
 '''Chris:''' It’s ok…
 '''Kacey:''' Just what were you expecting me to do, just go “oh, ok”?
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, no, I was, I wasn’t expecting anything. I was gonna, I mean, I, like you know, I mean, like you know, he told everybody about 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22968. Anybody could go to my house…
 '''Kacey:''' So that means you could be a fat impostor too? So that makes it right? Right?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh it does? It does? Did you just say yes to me? Did you just say yes?
 '''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No! I, I, I, I’m not even gonna, ah, I, I, ok, yeah, he was talking the address around with a lot of fake documents and a fake drivers license. If he has successfully fooled anyone into actually going to the home address they would’ve found the real me anyway then realized that he was a troll
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] It doesn’t matter, you’ve already put that info on the internet, obviously! Because I’ve went to your pages. And I went to the ED thing. I went to everything. And I mean, you put yourself out there, so you were asking for it. But does that mean that I had to be caught up in the middle? You could’ve told me. You. Could. Have. Told. Me. I mean, you could’ve saved me. But you know what? You were just as bad as him. You’re just a big fat fucking liar.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I dinna, I did not have the good, as well as information from the ah, from Dan. I, ah, ah, his name tag, I think his name was Dan. I didn’t have that much information…
 '''Kacey:''' His name is Chris. His name IS Chris. [pause] God…
 '''Chris:''' I’m talking about the guy who, the guy who called him Jeff.
 '''Kacey:''' Whatever, well who cares that it’s- You didn’t have to give me those fucking e-mails. Cuz that just made him look bad too. And I don’t think he’s really doing that shit behind my back. I really, really don’t. 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I’m not, I’m not…
 '''Kacey:''' I’ve seen him, I’ve had dinner with him, I’ve seen his car, I’ve seen his driver’s license. What the hell dude? What?
 '''Chris:''' I’m not, I’m not, I’m not putting him down for, uh, I’m not saying that he, ah, that he’s guilty of those things or anything like…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Then why would you show them to me? Why would you show me those first before you decided to tell me? You were trying to make him look bad and you know it! So, where does that put you? Where does that put you in this? 
 '''Chris:''' I, Ike, I understand, this puts me in a bad position.
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you even do that? Like if you did, if you did want a chance with me, and let’s say I would come around, what… I, I can’t even speak to you! I can’t even speak to you I am so angry. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I, I understand, I understand.
 '''Kacey:''' You don’t even sound like you are upset that I am crying. So what am I supposed to believe? 
 '''Chris:''' I am upset.
 '''Kacey:''' No!
 '''Chris:''' I am upset.
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not!
 '''Chris:''' Try to remain calm.
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not!
 '''Chris:''' I’m trying to remain calm.
 '''Kacey:''' How am I supposed to be calm? Look what you did!
 '''Chris:''' I know, I know. I, I’m very very sorry…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You’re just disappointed that I…
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] And I would be willing to do anything in the world to make it up to you!
 '''Kacey:''' Well then why did you invite me over first? You’re just disappointed now because I’m defiantly not coming. You, I mean, just, you had ulterior motives or else you would’ve told me something first. You fucking told me “Hey, call me. Hey, send me a picture. Hey come visit me.” The first thing you said, the first thing was “Hey come see me.” What? What the hell?
 '''Chris:''' Well, I, I assumed he was going to tell you that anyway. I, I had, I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' No! No! But you know what? Do you know… what? Rrrrgh! I mean, do you not get that even, let’s say that he is doing all these evil things to you, do you not get that trying to steal a girlfriend is wrong? Did you not get that maybe, maybe I love him? And I mean, ah, I mean you were trying to say you weren’t going to rape me but you’re like “we can go to my room and go straight to love making,” I mean when were you going to tell me? When were you going to tell me? When I came in the door? You think that I wasn’t going to freak out or something? You think I wasn’t going to notice that it, you’re not him?
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' That would be embarrassing for your parents. What? Did you not even think of them? 
 '''Chris:''' I thought of a lot of things but I can’t think of everything at once. I have a mental problem, I’m not as well in the mind sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' You know what, that’s not a good enough excuse [Chris starts to interrupt] Hey! No! You let me talk! You let me talk!
 '''Chris:''' Ok
 '''Kacey:''' No, that is not a good excuse. That is never a good excuse. You just do not freaking do that. You do not blame shit like that, you, you knew what you were doing and I know you knew what you were doing. You were being a selfish little prick.
 '''Chris:''' Ah… I thought, I’m sorry I came off that impression.
 '''Kacey:''' Well what did you think you were going to do?
 '''Chris:''' I was, I was going… I just wanted to show you the face of truth. I just wanted, I mean, ah, I mean sure I could…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I mean I don’t think it’s much of an impression. I think you are like that.
 '''Chris:''' No. I, I’m serious!
 '''Kacey:''' You’re sad because he’s cuter
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I would not
 '''Kacey:''' He’s more talented...
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I seriously would not
 '''Kacey:''' Would you stop?
 '''Chris:''' I would not ask you do that.
 '''Kacey:''' Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me.
 '''Chris:''' I seriously would not’ve asked you to do that.
 '''Kacey:''' You do not speak over me. Especially not after what you’ve done. Especially not after what you’ve done!
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I understand you got all the nervous tension from the stress and all this shock and everything.
 '''Kacey:''' No! No, I have nervous tension because you decided to play me. And it has, it has nothing to do with what he did now. It has with what you did. You tried to play me and you let me talk to you like that on the phone knowing that you were, I, I should’ve known. I should’ve known. You, you’re terrible! You are so terrible! What, what did you think was going to happen? That I was going to say “Thank you”? “You’re awesome”? “I love you”? You said you loved me and you not… oh my god! You’re a horrible horrible human being, if you’re even a human being.
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] I, I’m sorry, I know that I cannot say that I love you. I know, I never, I mean, I never even wanted to say I love you but you forced me to say I loved you. A few times.
 '''Kacey:''' I didn’t force you to do anything! I didn’t force you to do anything. Remember that I thought you were MY Chris. I thought you were my Chris. So why wouldn’t he tell me that he loved me?
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, you thought I was Jeff. His name is Jeff.
 '''Kacey:''' No, his name is Chris.
 '''Chris:''' …egh… take another look at his driver’s license, but, ah seriously though, I had, I mean, I was, I had to uh, let you know I was trying, I mean, I was, I mean I thought I’d give you a chance to get to know me per, on my own personal level.
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Woah, woah, woah, woah. You think I’m still going to get to know you? You, you what?
 '''Chris:''' No, no I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' What?
 '''Chris:''' Listen, if I told you right off you woulda thought then “oh, oh my god” a troll got you to his account and that he was the real Chris.
 '''Kacey:''' Well then don’t you think you should’ve done that first.
 '''Chris:''' I’ve been trying to get back my own identity that he stole from me.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, he stole your identity huh? Well maybe if you didn’t post it all over the fucking internet he wouldn’t be able to have it. You ever think of that?
 '''Chris:''' I mean, all he had, sure. All he needed was Christian Weston Chandler, the Christopher and Ricardo was not optional.
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] None of those, none of those, none of those are very, uh, exotic names. You don’t think that he couldn’t have the same name by, you know, uh, coincidence? I mean a lot of people are named Chris.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I can understand that but still he’s not thee, I mean but I can tell you that he is not the Christian Weston Chandler if that is his real name...
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, he's not you, but you're showing me who Christian Weston Chandler is and he's just a fat fuck who doesn't care about me, who doesn't care about anyone's feelings, I mean... just, and, and what! You were getting me to spy on your own friend! You were getting me to spy on your own friend Kim! And what the hell? You were saying how she might like you or what ever. What about that what happened to, you know what, I'm talking to Kim, what happens if I tell Kim?
[pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Would you [stops short]
 '''Chris:''' [heavy sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I don't think she's going to like that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah...
 '''Kacey:''' Cuz I know I don't.
 '''Chris:''' I can imagine, yeah, I can just imagine, yeah, she wouldn't like that at all. Even I don't like it.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, ah, she has a boyfriend too, right? What happens if her boyfriend finds out? Cuz he's going to. He is going to.
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' You're just a big chuck-o-fuck!
 '''Chris:''' I have, I have had, I've had, I've had a lot of emotional traumas in my life time, in the past with women. I mean I've even lost some over the internet.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! I wonder why, I wonder why you have. I mean, if you treat them like this... Yeah, you know what? Now wonder you
 [a lot of unintelligible arguing over each other occurs here, the most made out is Kacey saying "Don't you talk over me!"]
 '''Chris:''' They got killed! They died!
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, probably cuz they wanted to get away from you!
 '''Chris:''' No!
 '''Kacey:''' But you do not talk over me like that!
 '''Chris:''' Like Sarah Jackson died in an automobile accident. I'm serious, her sister told me that. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie slash PandaHalo died in a brush fire.
 '''Kacey:''' What? Like I, like I believe anything that you, like I can believe you. Like I can totally believe you. And you know what? You know what? It doesn't even matter, cuz you know what? I don't care. I don't care if he's not the Sonichu creator, I don't care who he is. I love him. And he's been there for me and you will never ever be him. He can at least play guitar, he can at least sing to me, he's been the one with me, you haven't. The fff, the only time I've had with you is you trying to trick me and get me in bed. What the fuck? What the fuck? You even lied to me about going to college.
 '''Chris:''' ...uh, yeah, but...
 '''Kacey:''' It must be hard to hear, cuz you don't even sound that good.
 '''Chris:''' I, I, I, uh, I understand and respect your decision. You are welcome to stay with him, but you still you had to know that, uh, still
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, I'm welcome to stay with him if I get your permission? I get your permission? I get your permission to stay with my own boyfriend? Where? Where are you coming off?
 '''Chris:''' [starting to yell] No. No, I, I, I, I never, I never said that, I never meant it like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Yes you did, you just said that I was welcome to, maybe you should choose your words a little better.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you're right. I sometimes have a bad choice, sometimes I go melt when choose my own words. I am, I mean, it's a part of my, part of the real life autism is sometimes.
 '''Kacey:''' Is this why no girl [realizes that Chris is blaming his autism] Don't you blame that, don't you blame that! Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you not know how many autistic children I've worked with? And you know, they don't do that. They don't fucking do that. You know what, I don't even think you have autism. I think you have something else. I think you have something that just makes you so... narcissistic that's just so, you're so full of yourself. I mean, that's not autism. What the hell is wrong with you?
 '''Chris:''' Actually yeah, that is a piece of autism.
 '''Kacey:''' No. No its not.
 '''Chris:''' Being socially inept.
 '''Kacey:''' And I guarantell, I can guarantee you that I know more about this shit than you. You know what, prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Because I don't believe you. You ever ever ever want a chance with me, you need to choo- you need to prove that. [pause] Because you are not text book case.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I am not text book case. I'm uh, defiantly uh, not text book case.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I think you need to[Chris cuts her off]
 '''Chris:''' Beyond that, uh... yeah, well, I got all the papers here at the home, my father has them in the filing cabinet. It not like, its not like
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Fine then, I want to see them. I want to see them. Send them to me like you sent those pictures. Show them in a video. Right now. Maybe I'll forgive you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I can't do it right now, because, I uh...
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're going to have to.
 '''Chris:''' My fath- My father has
 '''Kacey:''' [talking over Chris] You're going to have to or else I'm going to tell Kim. I'm going to tell Kim.
 '''Chris:''' My father, my, my father is asleep! An he hanna, [Chris stops and starts several words here, but keeps talking] and the filing cabinet is locked. And its like he has to go through every single file in the filing cabinet to find the one document.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I guess I'm not that important, now am I? And neither is Kim. I think if you could
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Now, now, if, IF! Ah, after he's awake I can ask him if I can see it and then if I...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Please, you're 27, you're 27, you can't do it?
 '''Chris:''' if I can... and then, and then, and then if I, and then after I get it [Kacey stifles a laugh] I'll, I'll uh, I'll take it, I'll scan it or take a picture of it, I'm not sure I'll be able to scan it because my scanner/copier/printer is out of order.
 '''Kacey:''' You better find a way. You better find a fucking way. Cuz, you're, you're fucking smart, right? I mean, I guess, you fooled me. So... [scoffs]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'm not always so smart.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're behavior is in excusable and has nothing to do with being smart or stupid. It has to do with being you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' And you know what? The best part is, you're not going to learn from this are you? You're just going to keep doing this shit to people like poor Kim, or poor Megan or any of this crap.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Actually, for your information, Kim already has a boyfriend and I respect her space very much.
 '''Kacey:''' So, so, so's that makes it better that you want me to spy on her to see if she likes you and all that stuff?
 '''Chris:''' She, n-no, she can tell you the same, she can tell you the actual kind of person she, uh, learned from me from multiple conversations.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh no, I think, I think she's going to know something different. I think she's going to know something different, cuz you're fucking disgusting me and I know you're going to disgust her. This is
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Actually its not, actually its not going to surprise her. She's actually pretty much figured this out on her own and we discussed this.
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, would you, would you stop insulting me? No, no, seriously, I think that you need to prove it to both of us, because you know what, I'm sick of this. I mean you want, you're going to lean on your autism so much and everything, you need to prove it. You need to fucking prove it to me, and I think you owe after what you put me through for the last couple days. I think you fucking owe me.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'll do, I'll, I'll do anything. I'll, uh, get the paper...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You better do it, you better do it.
 '''Chris:''' I'll get the paper, I'll take, I'll, uh, get, I'll make ends up a picture file and I'll e-mail it to you personally.
 '''Kacey:''' You better. Cuz I swear to God, you, you better not be lying to me. Cuz remember I'm not too far away. And I would be very, very happy to tell the authorities about what you did. Cuz remember, you were still doing identity theft too of him, and you were leading me on. And I mean, I, just, erg, thank God I wasn't there.
 '''Chris:''' No! He was the one that did identity theft against.. Oh, OK yeah

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*[http://www.mediafire.com/?5z2hjddgc2n mp3 of phonecall]
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User talk:FourPLUStwo

2011-03-03T02:47:58Z

FourPLUStwo:

What was here has been created into Kacey Call 2.

:I've asked IRC and nobody knows what this is as far as I'm aware. It also turns up nothing via a search. Is this legit and do you have audio to prove it? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:15, 28 February 2011 (PST)

::It is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 22:58, 28 February 2011 (PST)
:::If you could get the call online somewhere, I could let it go into an article. The problem is that there are a lot of people who pretend to be Chris or pretend to have Chris information that they've forged, so the people here have learned to be suspicious of everything until there's proof. Sorry if that's an inconvenience, but there's really no way around it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:14, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:::: I understand your doubts and appreciate them. You guys do a lot of fine work. Here's the call that I've already transcribed: (http://www.mediafire.com/?zgfmopa0zmv67wh) If I get some free time I'll put the second transcription and call up as well on this page as well. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 08:52, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:::: I'm a liar, I'll have the next call ready to drop Thursday at the latest, tomorrow at the earliest. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 18:08, 1 March 2011 (PST)

NO MORE FROM ME
I leaked "Kacey Call 2" and did the original transcript for it. Was planning to leak "Kacey Call 3" and was working on the transcript for it but someone beat me to the punch so I put up the transcript I had and there you go. I'm not part of the PVCC, they'd leaked that out a long time ago and I couldn't believe it never made it here. That's all I've ever had that the regular CWCKI public didn't. Enjoy. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 18:47, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Talk:Kacey Call 2

2011-03-03T02:44:52Z

FourPLUStwo: /* timeline */

just geting the page started so this call isn't hidden away on fourplustwo's talk page. maybe it needs to be renamed i don't know, the kacey call titles aren't very consistent -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 12:39, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:The lack of consistency in the naming is why I hadn't started this page myself. Also, I had no idea that a lot of people were paying attention to my talk page. Also if I could hazard I a guess I'd say this is the 3rd call between Kacey and CWC. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 13:20, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== timeline ==

the timeline of chris and kacey is covered pretty well in the katie-bay emails.. this call took place on august 3, and the next day is when chris revealed the shocking truth to kacey. see [[Katie Bay E-mails 4]] and [[Katie Bay E-mails 5]]. i don't know when they actually met though. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 12:21, 2 March 2011 (PST)
: I only question the date and the call order because these 2 calls (calls 2 and 3) were labeled "kacey3 8 4 09.mp3" and "kacey4 8 4 09.mp3". That would put them as calls 3 & 4 occurring on August 4th. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 18:44, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== youtube ==

not sure how to include YouTube videos into the format, but there's now these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T0SuUdxMrE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWh98sg8WOs
[[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 18:44, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Talk:Kacey Call 2

2011-03-03T02:44:18Z

FourPLUStwo: you tube links to incoporate

just geting the page started so this call isn't hidden away on fourplustwo's talk page. maybe it needs to be renamed i don't know, the kacey call titles aren't very consistent -[[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 12:39, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:The lack of consistency in the naming is why I hadn't started this page myself. Also, I had no idea that a lot of people were paying attention to my talk page. Also if I could hazard I a guess I'd say this is the 3rd call between Kacey and CWC. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 13:20, 1 March 2011 (PST)

== timeline ==

the timeline of chris and kacey is covered pretty well in the katie-bay emails.. this call took place on august 3, and the next day is when chris revealed the shocking truth to kacey. see [[Katie Bay E-mails 4]] and [[Katie Bay E-mails 5]]. i don't know when they actually met though. [[User:Acousticvirgin|Acousticvirgin]] 12:21, 2 March 2011 (PST)
: I only question the date and the call order because these 2 calls (calls 2 and 3) were labeled "kacey3 8 4 09.mp3" and "kacey4 8 4 09.mpg". That would put them as calls 3 & 4 occurring on August 4th. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 18:44, 2 March 2011 (PST)

== youtube ==

not sure how to include YouTube videos into the format, but there's now these:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T0SuUdxMrE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWh98sg8WOs
[[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 18:44, 2 March 2011 (PST)

Kacey Call 3

2011-03-03T02:30:56Z

FourPLUStwo:

In '''Kacey Call 3''', recorded a few hours after the [[Kacey Call 2|previous phone call]], a devastated Kacey confronts [[Ian]] about impersonating her boyfriend [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] over the phone.

==Transcript==

 '''Chris:''' Hello? 
 '''Kacey:''' [heavy sigh] I can’t believe you did that. Wha-what is wrong with you? I mean, you didn’t, you could’ve just told me something, you didn’t even have to make him look so bad. Just, what the hell? 
 '''Chris:''' Kacey. I’m sorry. I was trying to spare your feelings. 
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you weren’t! Why couldn’t you just tell me from the start? I mean, [sobbing] I mean what happens if he did something to me or if, what happens if YOU did something to me? You wanted me to come to YOUR house! And, wha-what were you gonna do? You think I wouldn’t know? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I was trying to ease you into it. I’m sorry. 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s not how you ease someone into it. Just what were you going to do? Rape me? Or what were you going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' No! No! No. I was only going to show you the true face of the real man. 
 '''Kacey:''' But what makes you the real man? Why the fuck would I love you? You tricked me too! [sobbing] I don’t know, it’s just, I mean, just how could you? You’re just as bad as him. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I know and I understand. I’m sorry. 
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you’re not, cuz you’re the one that told me this shit and and… I mean you had so, so many chances, you’re just, it’s fucking me… you were playing with me, you were playing with my heart. I mean, what? So you could get laid out of it? So you could be not a virgin anymore? 
 '''Chris:''' No. No. No, no, I was trying to, ah, I was trying to earn, I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' How? How is that being my friend? How is that being my friend? Tricking me! I mean, you were pretending to be same person you’re trying to save me from. I mean, why would I want to be your friend, much less your girlfriend? I mean what redeeming qualities do you have that you shown me now? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I can’t say off the top of my head, but I would do my best 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] No! Of course you can’t, of course you can’t! You know what? Exactly! This is it exactly! You can’t, you can’t do any of the things he did for me! You can’t play the guitar, you don’t have a job, you aren’t in school, I mean how did you even… I can’t believe you fooled me. I can’t believe that I did that, because even if he tricked me I at least was trying to stay true to him. Look what you did to me. Now, not only that but you made me a cheater! 
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' You’re. Nothing. Like. Him! How am I just supposed to , I mean you can’t even say anything! And look at what you did! Look what you did! 
 '''Chris:''' I am looking at what I did. I’m looking and I have done a lot of damage. 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you think I could go from him to you? I mean, just like that? Just like “oh look, I make Sonichu,” I mean, I just… Like, you know what? Do you even know what’s right and wrong? Even if what he did was wrong he was at least there for me and, and… I just don’t fucking know anymore. Just what were you expecting? 
 '''Chris:''' It’s ok…
 '''Kacey:''' Just what were you expecting me to do, just go “oh, ok”? 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, no, I was, I wasn’t expecting anything. I was gonna, I mean, I, like you know, I mean, like you know, he told everybody about 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22968. Anybody could go to my house…
 '''Kacey:''' So that means you could be a fat imposter too? So that makes it right? Right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh it does? It does? Did you just say yes to me? Did you just say yes? 
 '''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No! I, I, I, I’m not even gonna, ah, I, I, ok, yeah, he was talking the address around with a lot of fake documents and a fake drivers license. If he has successfully fooled anyone into actually going to the home address they would’ve found the real me anyway then realized that he was a troll 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] It doesn’t matter, you’ve already put that info on the internet, obviously! Because I’ve went to your pages. And I went to the ED thing. I went to everything. And I mean, you put yourself out there, so you were asking for it. But does that mean that I had to be caught up in the middle? You could’ve told me. You. Could. Have. Told. Me. I mean, you could’ve saved me. But you know what? You were just as bad as him. You’re just a big fat fucking liar. 
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I dinna, I did not have the good, as well as information from the ah, from Dan. I, ah, ah, his name tag, I think his name was Dan. I didn’t have that much information…
 '''Kacey:''' His name is Chris. His name IS Chris. [pause] God…
 '''Chris:''' I’m talking about the guy who, the guy who called him Jeff. 
 '''Kacey:''' Whatever, well who cares that it’s- You didn’t have to give me those fucking e-mails. Cuz that just made him look bad too. And I don’t think he’s really doing that shit behind my back. I really, really don’t. 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I’m not, I’m not…
 '''Kacey:''' I’ve seen him, I’ve had dinner with him, I’ve seen his car, I’ve seen his driver’s license. What the hell dude? What? 
 '''Chris:''' I’m not, I’m not, I’m not putting him down for, uh, I’m not saying that he, ah, that he’s guilty of those things or anything like…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Then why would you show them to me? Why would you show me those first before you decided to tell me? You were trying to make him look bad and you know it! So, where does that put you? Where does that put you in this? 
 '''Chris:''' I, Ike, I understand, this puts me in a bad position. 
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you even do that? Like if you did, if you did want a chance with me, and let’s say I would come around, what… I, I can’t even speak to you! I can’t even speak to you I am so angry. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I, I understand, I understand. 
 '''Kacey:''' You don’t even sound like you are upset that I am crying. So what am I supposed to believe? 
 '''Chris:''' I am upset. 
 '''Kacey:''' No! 
 '''Chris:''' I am upset. 
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not! 
 '''Chris:''' Try to remain calm. 
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not! 
 '''Chris:''' I’m trying to remain calm. 
 '''Kacey:''' How am I supposed to be calm? Look what you did! 
 '''Chris:''' I know, I know. I, I’m very very sorry…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You’re just disappointed that I…
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] And I would be willing to do anything in the world to make it up to you! 
 '''Kacey:''' Well then why did you invite me over first? You’re just disappointed now because I’m defiantly not coming. You, I mean, just, you had ulterior motives or else you would’ve told me something first. You fucking told me “Hey, call me. Hey, send me a picture. Hey come visit me.” The first thing you said, the first thing was “Hey come see me.” What? What the hell? 
 '''Chris:''' Well, I, I assumed he was going to tell you that anyway. I, I had, I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' No! No! But you know what? Do you know… what? Rrrrgh! I mean, do you not get that even, let’s say that he is doing all these evil things to you, do you not get that trying to steal a girlfriend is wrong? Did you not get that maybe, maybe I love him? And I mean, ah, I mean you were trying to say you weren’t going to rape me but you’re like “we can go to my room and go straight to love making,” I mean when were you going to tell me? When were you going to tell me? When I came in the door? You think that I wasn’t going to freak out or something? You think I wasn’t going to notice that it, you’re not him? 
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' That would be embarrassing for your parents. What? Did you not even think of them? 
 '''Chris:''' I thought of a lot of things but I can’t think of everything at once. I have a mental problem, I’m not as well in the mind sometimes. 
 '''Kacey:''' You know what, that’s not a good enough excuse [Chris starts to interrupt] Hey! No! You let me talk! You let me talk! 
 '''Chris:''' Ok
 '''Kacey:''' No, that is not a good excuse. That is never a good excuse. You just do not freaking do that. You do not blame shit like that, you, you knew what you were doing and I know you knew what you were doing. You were being a selfish little prick. 
 '''Chris:''' Ah… I thought, I’m sorry I came off that impression. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well what did you think you were going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' I was, I was going… I just wanted to show you the face of truth. I just wanted, I mean, ah, I mean sure I could…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I mean I don’t think it’s much of an impression. I think you are like that. 
 '''Chris:''' No. I, I’m serious! 
 '''Kacey:''' You’re sad because he’s cuter
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I would not
 '''Kacey:''' He’s more talented... 
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I seriously would not
 '''Kacey:''' Would you stop? 
 '''Chris:''' I would not ask you do that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me. 
 '''Chris:''' I seriously would not’ve asked you to do that. 
 '''Kacey:''' You do not speak over me. Especially not after what you’ve done. Especially not after what you’ve done! 
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I understand you got all the nervous tension from the stress and all this shock and everything. 
 '''Kacey:''' No! No, I have nervous tension because you decided to play me. And it has, it has nothing to do with what he did now. It has with what you did. You tried to play me and you let me talk to you like that on the phone knowing that you were, I, I should’ve known. I should’ve known. You, you’re terrible! You are so terrible! What, what did you think was going to happen? That I was going to say “Thank you”? “You’re awesome”? “I love you”? You said you loved me and you not… oh my god! You’re a horrible horrible human being, if you’re even a human being. 
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] I, I’m sorry, I know that I cannot say that I love you. I know, I never, I mean, I never even wanted to say I love you but you forced me to say I loved you. A few times. 
 '''Kacey:''' I didn’t force you to do anything! I didn’t force you to do anything. Remember that I thought you were MY Chris. I thought you were my Chris. So why wouldn’t he tell me that he loved me? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, you thought I was Jeff. His name is Jeff. 
 '''Kacey:''' No, his name is Chris. 
 '''Chris:''' …egh… take another look at his driver’s license, but, ah seriously though, I had, I mean, I was, I had to uh, let you know I was trying, I mean, I was, I mean I thought I’d give you a chance to get to know me per, on my own personal level. 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Woah, woah, woah, woah. You think I’m still going to get to know you? You, you what? 
 '''Chris:''' No, no I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' What? 
 '''Chris:''' Listen, if I told you right off you woulda thought then “oh, oh my god” a troll got you to his account and that he was the real Chris. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well then don’t you think you should’ve done that first. 
 '''Chris:''' I’ve been trying to get back my own identity that he stole from me. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, he stole your identity huh? Well maybe if you didn’t post it all over the fucking internet he wouldn’t be able to have it. You ever think of that? 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, all he had, sure. All he needed was Christian Weston Chandler, the Christopher and Ricardo was not optional. 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] None of those, none of those, none of those are very, uh, exotic names. You don’t think that he couldn’t have the same name by, you know, uh, coincidence? I mean a lot of people are named Chris. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I can understand that but still he’s not thee, I mean but I can tell you that he is not the Christian Weston Chandler if that is his real name...
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, he's not you, but you're showing me who Christian Weston Chandler is and he's just a fat fuck who doesn't care about me, who doesn't care about anyone's feelings, I mean... just, and, and what! You were getting me to spy on your own friend! You were getting me to spy on your own friend Kim! And what the hell? You were saying how she might like you or what ever. What about that what happened to, you know what, I'm talking to Kim, what happens if I tell Kim?
[pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Would you [stops short]
 '''Chris:''' [heavy sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I don't think she's going to like that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... 
 '''Kacey:''' Cuz I know I don't.
 '''Chris:''' I can imagine, yeah, I can just imagine, yeah, she wouldn't like that at all. Even I don't like it.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, ah, she has a boyfriend too, right? What happens if her boyfriend finds out? Cuz he's going to. He is going to. 
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' You're just a big chuck-o-fuck!
 '''Chris:''' I have, I have had, I've had, I've had a lot of emotional traumas in my life time, in the past with women. I mean I've even lost some over the internet.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! I wonder why, I wonder why you have. I mean, if you treat them like this... Yeah, you know what? Now wonder you
 [a lot of unintelligible arguing over each other occurs here, the most made out is Kacey saying "Don't you talk over me!"]
 '''Chris:''' They got killed! They died!
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, probably cuz they wanted to get away from you!
 '''Chris:''' No!
 '''Kacey:''' But you do not talk over me like that!
 '''Chris:''' Like Sarah Jackson died in an automobile accident. I'm serious, her sister told me that. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie slash PandaHalo died in a brush fire.
 '''Kacey:''' What? Like I, like I believe anything that you, like I can believe you. Like I can totally believe you. And you know what? You know what? It doesn't even matter, cuz you know what? I don't care. I don't care if he's not the Sonichu creator, I don't care who he is. I love him. And he's been there for me and you will never ever be him. He can at least play guitar, he can at least sing to me, he's been the one with me, you haven't. The fff, the only time I've had with you is you trying to trick me and get me in bed. What the fuck? What the fuck? You even lied to me about going to college.
 '''Chris:''' ...uh, yeah, but... 
 '''Kacey:''' It must be hard to hear, cuz you don't even sound that good.
 '''Chris:''' I, I, I, uh, I understand and respect your decision. You are welcome to stay with him, but you still you had to know that, uh, still
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, I'm welcome to stay with him if I get your permission? I get your permission? I get your permission to stay with my own boyfriend? Where? Where are you coming off?
 '''Chris:''' [starting to yell] No. No, I, I, I, I never, I never said that, I never meant it like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Yes you did, you just said that I was welcome to, maybe you should choose your words a little better.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you're right. I sometimes have a bad choice, sometimes I go melt when choose my own words. I am, I mean, it's a part of my, part of the real life autism is sometimes. 
 '''Kacey:''' Is this why no girl [realizes that Chris is blaming his autism] Don't you blame that, don't you blame that! Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you not know how many autistic children I've worked with? And you know, they don't do that. They don't fucking do that. You know what, I don't even think you have autism. I think you have something else. I think you have something that just makes you so... narcissistic that's just so, you're so full of yourself. I mean, that's not autism. What the hell is wrong with you?
 '''Chris:''' Actually yeah, that is a piece of autism.
 '''Kacey:''' No. No its not.
 '''Chris:''' Being socially inept.
 '''Kacey:''' And I guarantell, I can guarantee you that I know more about this shit than you. You know what, prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Because I don't believe you. You ever ever ever want a chance with me, you need to choo- you need to prove that. [pause] Because you are not text book case.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I am not text book case. I'm uh, defiantly uh, not text book case.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I think you need to[Chris cuts her off]
 '''Chris:''' Beyond that, uh... yeah, well, I got all the papers here at the home, my father has them in the filing cabinet. It not like, its not like
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Fine then, I want to see them. I want to see them. Send them to me like you sent those pictures. Show them in a video. Right now. Maybe I'll forgive you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I can't do it right now, because, I uh...
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're going to have to.
 '''Chris:''' My fath- My father has
 '''Kacey:''' [talking over Chris] You're going to have to or else I'm going to tell Kim. I'm going to tell Kim.A
 '''Chris:''' My father, my, my father is asleep! An he hanna, [Chris stops and starts several words here, but keeps talking] and the filing cabinet is locked. And its like he has to go through every single file in the filing cabinet to find the one document.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I guess I'm not that important, now am I? And neither is Kim. I think if you could
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Now, now, if, IF! Ah, after he's awake I can ask him if I can see it and then if I...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Please, you're 27, you're 27, you can't do it?
 '''Chris:''' if I can... and then, and then, and then if I, and then after I get it [Kacey stifles a laugh] I'll, I'll uh, I'll take it, I'll scan it or take a picture of it, I'm not sure I'll be able to scan it because my scanner/copier/printer is out of order.
 '''Kacey:''' You better find a way. You better find a fucking way. Cuz, you're, you're fucking smart, right? I mean, I guess, you fooled me. So... [scoffs]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'm not always so smart.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're behavior is in excusable and has nothing to do with being smart or stupid. It has to do with being you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' And you know what? The best part is, you're not going to learn from this are you? You're just going to keep doing this shit to people like poor Kim, or poor Megan or any of this crap.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Actually, for your information, Kim already has a boyfriend and I respect her space very much.
 '''Kacey:''' So, so, so's that makes it better that you want me to spy on her to see if she likes you and all that stuff?
 '''Chris:''' She, n-no, she can tell you the same, she can tell you the actual kind of person she, uh, learned from me from multiple conversations.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh no, I think, I think she's going to know something different. I think she's going to know something different, cuz you're fucking disgusting me and I know you're going to disgust her. This is
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Actually its not, actually its not going to surprise her. She's actually pretty much figured this out on her own and we discussed this.
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, would you, would you stop insulting me? No, no, seriously, I think that you need to prove it to both of us, because you know what, I'm sick of this. I mean you want, you're going to lean on your autism so much and everything, you need to prove it. You need to fucking prove it to me, and I think you owe after what you put me through for the last couple days. I think you fucking owe me.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'll do, I'll, I'll do anything. I'll, uh, get the paper...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You better do it, you better do it.
 '''Chris:''' I'll get the paper, I'll take, I'll, uh, get, I'll make ends up a picture file and I'll e-mail it to you personally.
 '''Kacey:''' You better. Cuz I swear to God, you, you better not be lying to me. Cuz remember I'm not too far away. And I would be very, very happy to tell the authorities about what you did. Cuz remember, you were still doing identity theft too of him, and you were leading me on. And I mean, I, just, erg, thank God I wasn't there.
 '''Chris:''' No! He was the one that did identity theft against.. Oh, OK yeah

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?5z2hjddgc2n mp3 of phonecall]
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Kacey Call 3

2011-03-03T02:28:31Z

FourPLUStwo: updated transcript to 16:53

In '''Kacey Call 3''', recorded a few hours after the [[Kacey Call 2|previous phone call]], a devastated Kacey confronts [[Ian]] about impersonating her boyfriend [[Liquid Chris|Chris]] over the phone.

==Transcript==

 '''Chris:''' Hello? 
 '''Kacey:''' [heavy sigh] I can’t believe you did that. Wha-what is wrong with you? I mean, you didn’t, you could’ve just told me something, you didn’t even have to make him look so bad. Just, what the hell? 
 '''Chris:''' Kacey. I’m sorry. I was trying to spare your feelings. 
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you weren’t! Why couldn’t you just tell me from the start? I mean, [sobbing] I mean what happens if he did something to me or if, what happens if YOU did something to me? You wanted me to come to YOUR house! And, wha-what were you gonna do? You think I wouldn’t know? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I was trying to ease you into it. I’m sorry. 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s not how you ease someone into it. Just what were you going to do? Rape me? Or what were you going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' No! No! No. I was only going to show you the true face of the real man. 
 '''Kacey:''' But what makes you the real man? Why the fuck would I love you? You tricked me too! [sobbing] I don’t know, it’s just, I mean, just how could you? You’re just as bad as him. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I know and I understand. I’m sorry. 
 '''Kacey:''' No! No you’re not, cuz you’re the one that told me this shit and and… I mean you had so, so many chances, you’re just, it’s fucking me… you were playing with me, you were playing with my heart. I mean, what? So you could get laid out of it? So you could be not a virgin anymore? 
 '''Chris:''' No. No. No, no, I was trying to, ah, I was trying to earn, I was trying to be your friend. I was trying to, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' How? How is that being my friend? How is that being my friend? Tricking me! I mean, you were pretending to be same person you’re trying to save me from. I mean, why would I want to be your friend, much less your girlfriend? I mean what redeeming qualities do you have that you shown me now? [sigh]
 '''Chris:''' I can’t say off the top of my head, but I would do my best 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] No! Of course you can’t, of course you can’t! You know what? Exactly! This is it exactly! You can’t, you can’t do any of the things he did for me! You can’t play the guitar, you don’t have a job, you aren’t in school, I mean how did you even… I can’t believe you fooled me. I can’t believe that I did that, because even if he tricked me I at least was trying to stay true to him. Look what you did to me. Now, not only that but you made me a cheater! 
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' You’re. Nothing. Like. Him! How am I just supposed to , I mean you can’t even say anything! And look at what you did! Look what you did! 
 '''Chris:''' I am looking at what I did. I’m looking and I have done a lot of damage. 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, you think I could go from him to you? I mean, just like that? Just like “oh look, I make Sonichu,” I mean, I just… Like, you know what? Do you even know what’s right and wrong? Even if what he did was wrong he was at least there for me and, and… I just don’t fucking know anymore. Just what were you expecting? 
 '''Chris:''' It’s ok…
 '''Kacey:''' Just what were you expecting me to do, just go “oh, ok”? 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, no, no, I was, I wasn’t expecting anything. I was gonna, I mean, I, like you know, I mean, like you know, he told everybody about 14 Branchland Court Ruckersville, VA 22968. Anybody could go to my house…
 '''Kacey:''' So that means you could be a fat imposter too? So that makes it right? Right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh it does? It does? Did you just say yes to me? Did you just say yes? 
 '''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, no, no. No. No! I, I, I, I’m not even gonna, ah, I, I, ok, yeah, he was talking the address around with a lot of fake documents and a fake drivers license. If he has successfully fooled anyone into actually going to the home address they would’ve found the real me anyway then realized that he was a troll 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] It doesn’t matter, you’ve already put that info on the internet, obviously! Because I’ve went to your pages. And I went to the ED thing. I went to everything. And I mean, you put yourself out there, so you were asking for it. But does that mean that I had to be caught up in the middle? You could’ve told me. You. Could. Have. Told. Me. I mean, you could’ve saved me. But you know what? You were just as bad as him. You’re just a big fat fucking liar. 
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I dinna, I did not have the good, as well as information from the ah, from Dan. I, ah, ah, his name tag, I think his name was Dan. I didn’t have that much information…
 '''Kacey:''' His name is Chris. His name IS Chris. [pause] God…
 '''Chris:''' I’m talking about the guy who, the guy who called him Jeff. 
 '''Kacey:''' Whatever, well who cares that it’s- You didn’t have to give me those fucking e-mails. Cuz that just made him look bad too. And I don’t think he’s really doing that shit behind my back. I really, really don’t. 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I’m not, I’m not…
 '''Kacey:''' I’ve seen him, I’ve had dinner with him, I’ve seen his car, I’ve seen his driver’s license. What the hell dude? What? 
 '''Chris:''' I’m not, I’m not, I’m not putting him down for, uh, I’m not saying that he, ah, that he’s guilty of those things or anything like…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Then why would you show them to me? Why would you show me those first before you decided to tell me? You were trying to make him look bad and you know it! So, where does that put you? Where does that put you in this? 
 '''Chris:''' I, Ike, I understand, this puts me in a bad position. 
 '''Kacey:''' Why would you even do that? Like if you did, if you did want a chance with me, and let’s say I would come around, what… I, I can’t even speak to you! I can’t even speak to you I am so angry. [sobbing]
 '''Chris:''' I, I understand, I understand. 
 '''Kacey:''' You don’t even sound like you are upset that I am crying. So what am I supposed to believe? 
 '''Chris:''' I am upset. 
 '''Kacey:''' No! 
 '''Chris:''' I am upset. 
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not! 
 '''Chris:''' Try to remain calm. 
 '''Kacey:''' No you’re not! 
 '''Chris:''' I’m trying to remain calm. 
 '''Kacey:''' How am I supposed to be calm? Look what you did! 
 '''Chris:''' I know, I know. I, I’m very very sorry…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You’re just disappointed that I…
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] And I would be willing to do anything in the world to make it up to you! 
 '''Kacey:''' Well then why did you invite me over first? You’re just disappointed now because I’m defiantly not coming. You, I mean, just, you had ulterior motives or else you would’ve told me something first. You fucking told me “Hey, call me. Hey, send me a picture. Hey come visit me.” The first thing you said, the first thing was “Hey come see me.” What? What the hell? 
 '''Chris:''' Well, I, I assumed he was going to tell you that anyway. I, I had, I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' No! No! But you know what? Do you know… what? Rrrrgh! I mean, do you not get that even, let’s say that he is doing all these evil things to you, do you not get that trying to steal a girlfriend is wrong? Did you not get that maybe, maybe I love him? And I mean, ah, I mean you were trying to say you weren’t going to rape me but you’re like “we can go to my room and go straight to love making,” I mean when were you going to tell me? When were you going to tell me? When I came in the door? You think that I wasn’t going to freak out or something? You think I wasn’t going to notice that it, you’re not him? 
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' That would be embarrassing for your parents. What? Did you not even think of them? 
 '''Chris:''' I thought of a lot of things but I can’t think of everything at once. I have a mental problem, I’m not as well in the mind sometimes. 
 '''Kacey:''' You know what, that’s not a good enough excuse [Chris starts to interrupt] Hey! No! You let me talk! You let me talk! 
 '''Chris:''' Ok
 '''Kacey:''' No, that is not a good excuse. That is never a good excuse. You just do not freaking do that. You do not blame shit like that, you, you knew what you were doing and I know you knew what you were doing. You were being a selfish little prick. 
 '''Chris:''' Ah… I thought, I’m sorry I came off that impression. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well what did you think you were going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' I was, I was going… I just wanted to show you the face of truth. I just wanted, I mean, ah, I mean sure I could…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] I mean I don’t think it’s much of an impression. I think you are like that. 
 '''Chris:''' No. I, I’m serious! 
 '''Kacey:''' You’re sad because he’s cuter
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I would not
 '''Kacey:''' He’s more talented... 
 '''Chris:''' I would not, I seriously would not
 '''Kacey:''' Would you stop? 
 '''Chris:''' I would not ask you do that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me. 
 '''Chris:''' I seriously would not’ve asked you to do that. 
 '''Kacey:''' You do not speak over me. Especially not after what you’ve done. Especially not after what you’ve done! 
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I understand you got all the nervous tension from the stress and all this shock and everything. 
 '''Kacey:''' No! No, I have nervous tension because you decided to play me. And it has, it has nothing to do with what he did now. It has with what you did. You tried to play me and you let me talk to you like that on the phone knowing that you were, I, I should’ve known. I should’ve known. You, you’re terrible! You are so terrible! What, what did you think was going to happen? That I was going to say “Thank you”? “You’re awesome”? “I love you”? You said you loved me and you not… oh my god! You’re a horrible horrible human being, if you’re even a human being. 
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] I, I’m sorry, I know that I cannot say that I love you. I know, I never, I mean, I never even wanted to say I love you but you forced me to say I loved you. A few times. 
 '''Kacey:''' I didn’t force you to do anything! I didn’t force you to do anything. Remember that I thought you were MY Chris. I thought you were my Chris. So why wouldn’t he tell me that he loved me? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, you thought I was Jeff. His name is Jeff. 
 '''Kacey:''' No, his name is Chris. 
 '''Chris:''' …egh… take another look at his driver’s license, but, ah seriously though, I had, I mean, I was, I had to uh, let you know I was trying, I mean, I was, I mean I thought I’d give you a chance to get to know me per, on my own personal level. 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Woah, woah, woah, woah. You think I’m still going to get to know you? You, you what? 
 '''Chris:''' No, no I mean…
 '''Kacey:''' What? 
 '''Chris:''' Listen, if I told you right off you woulda thought then “oh, oh my god” a troll got you to his account and that he was the real Chris. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well then don’t you think you should’ve done that first. 
 '''Chris:''' I’ve been trying to get back my own identity that he stole from me. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, he stole your identity huh? Well maybe if you didn’t post it all over the fucking internet he wouldn’t be able to have it. You ever think of that? 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, all he had, sure. All he needed was Christian Weston Chandler, the Christopher and Ricardo was not optional. 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] None of those, none of those, none of those are very, uh, exotic names. You don’t think that he couldn’t have the same name by, you know, uh, coincidence? I mean a lot of people are named Chris. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah I can understand that but still he’s not thee, I mean but I can tell you that he is not the Christian Weston Chandler if that is his real name...
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, he's not you, but you're showing me who Christian Weston Chandler is and he's just a fat fuck who doesn't care about me, who doesn't care about anyone's feelings, I mean... just, and, and what! You were getting me to spy on your own friend! You were getting me to spy on your own friend Kim! And what the hell? You were saying how she might like you or what ever. What about that what happened to, you know what, I'm talking to Kim, what happens if I tell Kim?
[pause]
 '''Kacey:''' Would you [stops short]
 '''Chris:''' [heavy sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' I don't think she's going to like that.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah... 
 '''Kacey:''' Cuz I know I don't.
 '''Chris:''' I can imagine, yeah, I can just imagine, yeah, she wouldn't like that at all. Even I don't like it.
 '''Kacey:''' I mean, ah, she has a boyfriend too, right? What happens if her boyfriend finds out? Cuz he's going to. He is going to. 
 '''Chris:''' [sigh]
 '''Kacey:''' You're just a big chuck-o-fuck!
 '''Chris:''' I have, I have had, I've had, I've had a lot of emotional traumas in my life time, in the past with women. I mean I've even lost some over the internet.
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! I wonder why, I wonder why you have. I mean, if you treat them like this... Yeah, you know what? Now wonder you
 [a lot of unintelligible arguing over each other occurs here, the most made out is Kacey saying "Don't you talk over me!"]
 '''Chris:''' They got killed! They died!
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, probably cuz they wanted to get away from you!
 '''Chris:''' No!
 '''Kacey:''' But you do not talk over me like that!
 '''Chris:''' Like Sarah Jackson died in an automobile accident. I'm serious, her sister told me that. Sarah Cassandra McKenzie slash PandaHalo died in a brush fire.
 '''Kacey:''' What? Like I, like I believe anything that you, like I can believe you. Like I can totally believe you. And you know what? You know what? It doesn't even matter, cuz you know what? I don't care. I don't care if he's not the Sonichu creator, I don't care who he is. I love him. And he's been there for me and you will never ever be him. He can at least play guitar, he can at least sing to me, he's been the one with me, you haven't. The fff, the only time I've had with you is you trying to trick me and get me in bed. What the fuck? What the fuck? You even lied to me about going to college.
 '''Chris:''' ...uh, yeah, but... 
 '''Kacey:''' It must be hard to hear, cuz you don't even sound that good.
 '''Chris:''' I, I, I, uh, I understand and respect your decision. You are welcome to stay with him, but you still you had to know that, uh, still
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh, I'm welcome to stay with him if I get your permission? I get your permission? I get your permission to stay with my own boyfriend? Where? Where are you coming off?
 '''Chris:''' [starting to yell] No. No, I, I, I, I never, I never said that, I never meant it like that.
 '''Kacey:''' Yes you did, you just said that I was welcome to, maybe you should choose your words a little better.
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you're right. I sometimes have a bad choice, sometimes I go melt when choose my own words. I am, I mean, it's a part of my, part of the real life autism is sometimes. 
 '''Kacey:''' Is this why no girl [realizes that Chris is blaming his autism] Don't you blame that, don't you blame that! Are you serious? Are you serious? Do you not know how many autistic children I've worked with? And you know, they don't do that. They don't fucking do that. You know what, I don't even think you have autism. I think you have something else. I think you have something that just makes you so... narcissistic that's just so, you're so full of yourself. I mean, that's not autism. What the hell is wrong with you?
 '''Chris:''' Actually yeah, that is a piece of autism.
 '''Kacey:''' No. No its not.
 '''Chris:''' Being socially inept.
 '''Kacey:''' And I guarantell, I can guarantee you that I know more about this shit than you. You know what, prove it. Prove it. Go ahead. Because I don't believe you. You ever ever ever want a chance with me, you need to choo- you need to prove that. [pause] Because you are not text book case.
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you're right, I am not text book case. I'm uh, defiantly uh, not text book case.
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I think you need to[Chris cuts her off]
 '''Chris:''' Beyond that, uh... yeah, well, I got all the papers here at the home, my father has them in the filing cabinet. It not like, its not like
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Fine then, I want to see them. I want to see them. Send them to me like you sent those pictures. Show them in a video. Right now. Maybe I'll forgive you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Uh, I can't do it right now, because, I uh...
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're going to have to.
 '''Chris:''' My fath- My father has
 '''Kacey:''' [talking over Chris] You're going to have to or else I'm going to tell Kim. I'm going to tell Kim.A
 '''Chris:''' My father, my, my father is asleep! An he hanna, [Chris stops and starts several words here, but keeps talking] and the filing cabinet is locked. And its like he has to go through every single file in the filing cabinet to find the one document.
 '''Kacey:''' Well I guess I'm not that important, now am I? And neither is Kim. I think if you could
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Now, now, if, IF! Ah, after he's awake I can ask him if I can see it and then if I...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Please, you're 27, you're 27, you can't do it?
 '''Chris:''' if I can... and then, and then, and then if I, and then after I get it [Kacey stifles a laugh] I'll, I'll uh, I'll take it, I'll scan it or take a picture of it, I'm not sure I'll be able to scan it because my scanner/copier/printer is out of order.
 '''Kacey:''' You better find a way. You better find a fucking way. Cuz, you're, you're fucking smart, right? I mean, I guess, you fooled me. So... [scoffs]
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'm not always so smart.
 '''Kacey:''' No, you're behavior is in excusable and has nothing to do with being smart or stupid. It has to do with being you.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. Hmm.
 '''Kacey:''' And you know what? The best part is, you're not going to learn from this are you? You're just going to keep doing this shit to people like poor Kim, or poor Megan or any of this crap.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' [sigh] Actually, for your information, Kim already has a boyfriend and I respect her space very much.
 '''Kacey:''' So, so, so's that makes it better that you want me to spy on her to see if she likes you and all that stuff?
 '''Chris:''' She, n-no, she can tell you the same, she can tell you the actual kind of person she, uh, learned from me from multiple conversations.
 '''Kacey:''' Oh no, I think, I think she's going to know something different. I think she's going to know something different, cuz you're fucking disgusting me and I know you're going to disgust her. This is
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Actually its not, actually its not going to surprise her. She's actually pretty much figured this out on her own and we discussed this.
 '''Kacey:''' Hey, would you, would you stop insulting me? No, no, seriously, I think that you need to prove it to both of us, because you know what, I'm sick of this. I mean you want, you're going to lean on your autism so much and everything, you need to prove it. You need to fucking prove it to me, and I think you owe after what you put me through for the last couple days. I think you fucking owe me.
 [pause]
 '''Chris:''' I'll do, I'll, I'll do anything. I'll, uh, get the paper...
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] You better do it, you better do it.
 '''Chris:''' I'll get the paper, I'll take, I'll, uh, get, I'll make ends up a picture file and I'll e-mail it to you personally.
 '''Kacey:''' You better. Cuz I swear to God, you, you better not be lying to me. Cuz remember I'm not too far away. And I would be very, very happy to tell the authorities about what you did. Cuz remember, you were still doing identity theft too of him, and you were leading me on. And I mean, I, just, erg, thank God I wasn't there.
 '''Chris:''' No! He was the one that did identity theft against.. Oh, OK yeah

==External links==
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User talk:FourPLUStwo

2011-03-02T02:08:54Z

FourPLUStwo:

User talk:FourPLUStwo

2011-03-02T02:07:27Z

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Kacey Call 2

2011-03-01T23:33:03Z

FourPLUStwo:

'''Kacey Call 2''' took place during the time that Chris was pretending to be the Liquid Chris. The call occured the day before or morning of the day they were to meet up with Chris hoping that he could cum all over Kacey.

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Hello? 
 '''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey. 
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw the video I uploaded? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt. 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it. 
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. [pause] So um 
 '''Chris:''' [speaking over Kacey] So anyways, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you? 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Oh no, no no
 '''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heart break. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know… I, I just love you so much. 
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that. [Kacey giggles] [Cannot understand what Chris is saying] Ok anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my mom and dad to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK! 
 '''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later. 
 '''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly! [giggle] So, um, besides that what’s on your mind? 
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you. 
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today. 
 '''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here. [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK. 
 '''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…
 '''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my dick between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face, 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh
 '''Chris:''' And then licking it off [Kacey giggles]and making out with you and exchanging it. 
 '''Kacey:''' Mmmm. 
 '''Chris:''' Do you remember? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you. 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand drawing style. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh…
 '''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh… [pause] when I massage you and press your breasts. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your art style? 
 '''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My life time. 
 '''Kacey:''' Life time? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from primary to high school. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question. 
 '''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. Sometime sculpt. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole book of, uh, other art work. I created home-, I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was like a long time ago, I created a whole gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards, even homemade Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…
 '''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, it’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just [unable to understand] but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… Ok, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitongue, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitongue, Lickitongue turns into Luigi. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet. 
 '''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married? 
 '''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus 2 years. Twenty nine. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool! 
 [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and sent it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Which friend? 
 '''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Huh? 
 '''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my YouTube account or something, but anyway…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh God! Those trolls! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal-pal who helped me here. Which is strange. 
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that? 
 '''Chris:''' Her name is Kate. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics. 
 '''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yes please! 
 '''Chris:''' I might. 
 '''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them. 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! It’d be awesome, just like, you know… now! [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow! 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! [pause] So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’mma workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my life time hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him who my hero, who my hero was? [short short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] The American Rabbit. 
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that? 
 '''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic colored rabbit with roller skates. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, um, ok…
 '''Chris:''' You can look it up! 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] …uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, ok. 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table? 
 '''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I, I mean I love you. 
 '''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! 
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s going to be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing with me tomorrow? 
 '''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…
 '''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it. 
 '''Chris:''' … with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway! [Chris laughs] Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I
 '''Kacey:''' [overlapping] Right…
 '''Chris:''' sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know? 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh. 
 '''Chris:''' It’s been …
 '''Kacey:''' [trying to interrupt] “So….”
 '''Chris:''' [not stopping] going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout two thousand four. On the original Sonichu site. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, ok. So umm…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool. 
 '''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux class room at Manchester High School in Titsville County. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still? [some other voice says “Hello”] You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, ok sweetheart? 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…
 '''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too? 
 '''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had [weird audio drop out] aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…
 '''Kacey:''' Ok…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, ok. That’s ok. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! 
 '''Chris:''' That would be good. 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…
 '''Kacey:''' So excited! 
 '''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu, 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh are those Sonichu and Rosechu babies?! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so cute! 
 '''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006. 
 '''Kacey:''' [pause] Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time? [Kacey “Yeah, um…] Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so… [giggles] you know…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what? 
 '''Kacey:''' Your brown shirt! You know…
 '''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…
 '''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt. 
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] Oh…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you 
 '''Kacey:''' So… 
 '''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my medallion…
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome! 
 '''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well. 
 '''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder! [laughter] Ok, so, um…
 '''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, as if to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Rosees, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosee, her name is Christine. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh. 
 '''Chris:''' And the one with the mirror is Cerra with a C. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh. 
 '''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonnee. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us. 
 '''Chris:''' Ah yes. Ok. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, cocktail super sheers. 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon. 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that. 
 '''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, ok, I love talking to you. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…
 '''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor! 
 '''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each in real life, right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother. 
 '''Kacey:''' I’m really more excited about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my father will come and greet you first so, like, you know
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome. 
 '''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you! 
 '''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care! [kissing noise]

==External links==
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Kacey Call 2

2011-03-01T21:22:44Z

FourPLUStwo:

'''Kacey Call 2''' took place during the time that Chris was pretending to be the other Chris the day before they were to meet, hoping that he could cum all over Kacey.

==Transcript==
'''Chris:''' Hello? 
 '''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey. 
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw the video I uploaded? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt. 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it. 
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. [pause] So um 
 '''Chris:''' [speaking over Kacey] So anyways, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you? 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Oh no, no no
 '''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heart break. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know… I, I just love you so much. 
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that. [Kacey giggles] [Cannot understand what Chris is saying] Ok anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my mom and dad to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK! 
 '''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later. 
 '''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly! [giggle] So, um, besides that what’s on your mind? 
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you. 
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today. 
 '''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here. [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK. 
 '''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…
 '''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my dick between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face, 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh
 '''Chris:''' And then licking it off [Kacey giggles]and making out with you and exchanging it. 
 '''Kacey:''' Mmmm. 
 '''Chris:''' Do you remember? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you. 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand drawing style. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh…
 '''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh… [pause] when I massage you and press your breasts. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your art style? 
 '''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My life time. 
 '''Kacey:''' Life time? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from primary to high school. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question. 
 '''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. Sometime sculpt. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole book of, uh, other art work. I created home-, I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was not a long time ago, I created a whole gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards, even homemade Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…
 '''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, it’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just [unable to understand] but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… Ok, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitongue, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitongue, Lickitongue turns into Luigi. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet. 
 '''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married? 
 '''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus 2 years. Twenty nine. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool! 
 [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and sent it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Which friend? 
 '''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Huh? 
 '''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my YouTube account or something, but anyway…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh God! Those trolls! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal-pal who helped me here. Which is strange. 
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that? 
 '''Chris:''' Her name is Kate. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics. 
 '''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yes please! 
 '''Chris:''' I might. 
 '''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them. 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! It’d be awesome, just like, you know… now! [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow! 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! [pause] So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’mma workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my life time hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him who my hero, who my hero was? [short short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] The American Rabbit. 
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that? 
 '''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic colored rabbit with roller skates. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, um, ok…
 '''Chris:''' You can look it up! 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] …uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, ok. 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table? 
 '''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I, I mean I love you. 
 '''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! 
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s going to be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing with me tomorrow? 
 '''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…
 '''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it. 
 '''Chris:''' … with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway! [Chris laughs] Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I
 '''Kacey:''' [overlapping] Right…
 '''Chris:''' sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know? 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh. 
 '''Chris:''' It’s been …
 '''Kacey:''' [trying to interrupt] “So….”
 '''Chris:''' [not stopping] going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout two thousand four. On the original Sonichu site. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, ok. So umm…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool. 
 '''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux class room at Manchester High School in Titsville County. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still? [some other voice says “Hello”] You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, ok sweetheart? 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…
 '''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too? 
 '''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had [weird audio drop out] aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…
 '''Kacey:''' Ok…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, ok. That’s ok. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! 
 '''Chris:''' That would be good. 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…
 '''Kacey:''' So excited! 
 '''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu, 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh are those Sonichu and Rosechu babies?! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so cute! 
 '''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006. 
 '''Kacey:''' [pause] Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time? [Kacey “Yeah, um…] Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so… [giggles] you know…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what? 
 '''Kacey:''' Your brown shirt! You know…
 '''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…
 '''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt. 
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] Oh…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you 
 '''Kacey:''' So… 
 '''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my medallion…
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome! 
 '''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well. 
 '''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder! [laughter] Ok, so, um…
 '''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, as if to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Rosees, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosee, her name is Christine. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh. 
 '''Chris:''' And the one with the mirror is Cerra with a C. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh. 
 '''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonnee. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us. 
 '''Chris:''' Ah yes. Ok. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, cocktail super sheers. 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon. 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that. 
 '''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, ok, I love talking to you. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…
 '''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor! 
 '''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each in real life, right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother. 
 '''Kacey:''' I’m really more excited about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my father will come and greet you first so, like, you know
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome. 
 '''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you! 
 '''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care! [kissing noise]

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Talk:Kacey Call 2

2011-03-01T21:20:12Z

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2011-03-01T16:53:00Z

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'''Chris:''' Hello? 
 '''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey. 
 '''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh, you saw the video I uploaded? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I, you know, I really hate this about you, but I can't stay angry at you when you do things like this. So it just made me forget everything. I, I love just love that song, it’s so heartfelt. 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Yeah, yeah, that song is one of my favorites as well, you know. Otherwise I wouldn’t’ve sung it. 
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. [pause] So um 
 '''Chris:''' [speaking over Kacey] So anyways, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' You wanted me to call you? 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, you know, uh, you know I read your e-mail, it was like, you know, you got angry at me, it just, made me feel a little upset at the moment. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, I mean, you were really like, I don’t know, you were just so weird earlier. And so I figured you were mad at me or something and it’s just
 '''Chris:''' [interrupting] Oh no, no no
 '''Kacey:''' I meant it, I meant it when I said if we were ever torn apart I would totally die of heart break. So, I’m sorry if I just, you know… I, I just love you so much. 
 '''Chris:''' I understand. I appreciate that. [Kacey giggles] [Cannot understand what Chris is saying] Ok anyway, anyway I was just alooking at a picture of my mom and dad to send you, I’mma just send it to you right now. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, OK! 
 '''Chris:''' It’s nice picture of my mom and dad from uh, let’s see, I think it was from my dad, my dad’s last birthday. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, OK, awesome. So you’re sending it to my e-mail? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. It, it’s a good picture of them really. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh cool, I can’t wait. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, at least yah know what, at least you’ll know what they look like when you get here later. 
 '''Kacey:''' Right! Exactly! [giggle] So, um, besides that what’s on your mind? 
 '''Chris:''' [pause] Oh, what’s… on… my… you know I just… I miss you. I miss talking to you, I was waiting for you. 
 '''Kacey:''' Awwww. Aw, you see, now I feel so much better. I can’t wait to come over later today. 
 '''Chris:''' I can’t wait to have you here. [Kacey giggles followed by a pause] Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' So, um, you’re still cooking me something right? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got some ri-, I uh, I’m going to have some rigatoni in the oven for you. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, I thought it was risotto, but, I love rigatoni too, so that’s OK. 
 '''Chris:''' Risotto. Risotto? I thought… I’m sorry, I got mixed up again. Risotto…
 '''Kacey:''' It’s OK, it’s cute, we’ll do risotto some other time. So, um, do you have any other plans for us that night? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Hmmmm, other plans? Well we’ll hang out, well we could hang out in my room for a while you know, talk some more and then eventually we c-, we could get around to some love makin’. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ou-hoo, that sounds awesome! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. 
 '''Kacey:''' So, uh, go into detail, what’re we going to do? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Uh… whatta we gonna do during our love makin’? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I think I remember telling you I was going to put my dick between those guys, that thing about, uh, strapping you and then putting my dick between your breasts and just letting it out on your face, 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh
 '''Chris:''' And then licking it off [Kacey giggles]and making out with you and exchanging it. 
 '''Kacey:''' Mmmm. 
 '''Chris:''' Do you remember? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah I remember, but I like hearing it from you. 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, you love hearing it from me. You love my hand drawing style. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh, sure, I don’t know what that has to do with this, but… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well you know, I draw well, I draw, I draw with my hands…
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh…
 '''Chris:''' Pretty much uh, pretty much gives you that sensation when you uh… [pause] when I massage you and press your breasts. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s awesome. So, you know, just thinking, I hate to change the subject, but, um, so how long did it take you to master your art style? 
 '''Chris:''' How long did it take me? My life time. 
 '''Kacey:''' Life time? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so like you’re always improving! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! I took, I took a lot of art classes in my life time, from uh, from primary to high school. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, so is there any other way you practice it? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Sorry, I didn’t quite understand the question. 
 '''Kacey:''' Like, um, is there any way you do things outside art classes, like any tips you have for, um, your art, something you do to practice? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, I draw. I draw by hand. Sometime sculpt. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok. So do you draw anything else other than, uh, Sonichu? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah, I got a whole book of, uh, other art work. I created home-, I created, when I was about, back when I was playing Pokemon trading card game, this was not a long time ago, I created a whole gallery of homemade Pokemon trading cards, even homemade Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Never played them, I just created them for fun with my, with my homemade, with my own thoughts, Pokemon characters. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s cool…
 '''Chris:''' And this with Sonichu, and this with Sonichu and Rosechu and even just, and even a whole bunch like looking for. You know there’s like, you know my very first homemade Pokemon card I did, uh, excuse me, my, uh, television’s playing, I gotta get it. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, it’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' I mean, I mean I was, I mean I was in another, I was in another room but I just [unable to understand] but anyways, my first Pokemon card ever… Ok, this was, this was inspired when Nintendo Power ran an April Fool’s Joke about how to catch Luigi as a wild Pokemon. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, you gotta catch, you gotta catch Lickitongue, turn the GameBoy upside down, and then Lickitongue, Lickitongue turns into Luigi. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh! I got your picture! Um, awwwww your parents look so sweet. 
 '''Chris:''' Aren’t they? Yeah…
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, your dad looks just like you! How long have they been married? 
 '''Chris:''' They have been married since 1980. They got married on June 7th. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh June 7th, that’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, so they’ve been married my age plus 2 years. Twenty nine. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh! Oh cool! 
 [long pause]
 '''Chris:''' Oh actually, uh, actually you know uh, I guess I’ll uh, go ahead and sent it to you, but, uh, because of a favor a friend of mine, that I ah, that a friend of mine did for me earlier today, I uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Which friend? 
 '''Chris:''' It was like, it was like an internet favor, you know, uh, uh…
 '''Kacey:''' Huh? 
 '''Chris:''' Recovering my, recovering my pass-, recovering my password which is like impossible to do, he’s like somebody, I don’t know, like somebody got into, uh, into my YouTube account or something, but anyway…
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh God! Those trolls! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, but anyway, anyway, I got, anyway, managed to get that back and uh, I returned the favor to the uh, to my, uh, to my gal-pal who helped me here. Which is strange. 
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that? Who’s that? 
 '''Chris:''' Her name is Kate. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, you mentioned her before. So, uh, how is she? What did you do for her? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh, yeah, well, you see, yeah, I’m looking up the picture of this drawing I did right now, I had to take it with my camera because my, uh, printer is uh, printer/scanner/copier is out of order. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, huh, so I guess I’m not going to be in the comics anytime soon, huh? You know I would love to be! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I mean, uh, I mean, I mean I do a whole bunch of, uh, drawings outside the, uh, co-, outside the, uh, comics. 
 '''Kacey:''' Are you going to make some of me? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] Mmm, I, uh, am I gon-, am I going put you in the comics? 
 '''Kacey:''' Yes please! 
 '''Chris:''' I might. 
 '''Kacey:''' I would love it! I mean that’s been my dream since I’ve seen them. 
 '''Chris:''' Oh yeah. You just love to see me, you just love to see me in my, in the old red, white and blue. Just uh, being, just uh, being with you in the uh, in the, uh, comic world. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! Yeah! It’d be awesome, just like, you know… now! [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, just like now and tomorrow! 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! [pause] So, um, about your comics, I mean, are they going to, like, take off or anything? Liiiiiiike, you know with Dark Horse? 
 '''Chris:''' Oh! Oh! Oh yeah, well, I’mma workin’ on how to get in touch with Dark Horse. I’m also thinking about DC and Marvel. I thought about, ah, Archie because, you know, they, they originally did the Sonic the Hedgehog comic book series, so I’ve into, been into, so I’ve been into them for a long time, you know. You know, because Sonic the Hedgehog is like my life time hero. Actually not really all my life long, I mean, it’s just like, you know since he came out back in 1990. Be- You know before him who my hero, who my hero was? [short short pause giving Kacey no chance to guess] The American Rabbit. 
 '''Kacey:''' Who’s that? 
 '''Chris:''' It was a ni-, it was a, it was a basically only d-, only a, they only released it in one movie called The Adventures of The American Rabbit. It was like, ah, it was a white rabbit named Rob, but then all he had to do to become a superhero was just run very fast and he becomes this pastry, patriotic colored rabbit with roller skates. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, um, ok…
 '''Chris:''' You can look it up! 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I will, but I mean I thought Dark Horse already got in touch with you and they already signed you on. Maybe I got that mixed up? 
 '''Chris:''' [pauses] …uh, no, I’m still waiting for Dark Horse to, uh, sort out the details with the, with me, between me and them. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, oh, ok. 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, anyway, uh, anyway, uh, just getting into my e-mail again, I, I’m going to send you the uh, drawings I did for, uh, Kate. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, please, please do. So, um, how much are they offering you, like is an offer on the table? 
 '''Chris:''' Uhhhh, we haven’t got, uh, we haven’t, uh, we have not gotten to the whole details yet, but I, but you know I’ll let you know. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah, I mean, I, I definitely want to, I’m just curious, I just don’t want you to think that’s the only reason I’m with you. I, I mean I love you. 
 '''Chris:''' hmm… My heart goes out to you too very very much with LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE! 
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] So, um yeah, I guess I’ll, I’ll wait for this picture, that’s going to be cool, so um, you wanna tell me more about what you’re doing with me tomorrow? 
 '''Chris:''' What I’m doing while I wait for you tomorrow? Well I’m gonna be fixing up the, uh, fix the, uh, rigatoni, even though I forgot what the other word now…
 '''Kacey:''' The risotto, don’t worry about it. 
 '''Chris:''' … with the rittoni, riss a roni, I’m trying anyway! [Chris laughs] Oh my memory sometimes fails me. You know sometimes when I, sometimes when I talk, it’s like you know I have to space my words because sometimes I actually, uh, uh, sometimes I’m so tired, or whatever, my mind just spaces out and I gotta like collect my thoughts between, uh, in between sessions of words or I
 '''Kacey:''' [overlapping] Right…
 '''Chris:''' sometimes I just, I just, I just, I just stutter, you know? 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh. 
 '''Chris:''' It’s been …
 '''Kacey:''' [trying to interrupt] “So….”
 '''Chris:''' [not stopping] going on like that for a long time ever since I put Sonichu on the internet about two thou- ‘bout two thousand four. On the original Sonichu site. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh. Oh, ok. So umm…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, been doin’ it since about 2004, even though his birth date was, is, is original day of drawing was March 17th 2000. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool. 
 '''Chris:''' In front of, in front of Ms. Chalifoux class room at Manchester High School in Titsville County. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, cool! Well, um, really quickly, um since now you have more time, today, tomorrow, whichever, um, can you record you cooking my rigatoni/risotto still? [some other voice says “Hello”] You know, cuz you couldn’t do it if I came today but, you know, please? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeeeaaahhh, well, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if, I’ll see if I, I’ll see if I can deal, ok sweetheart? 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, that’s all I ask. Thanks. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I do what I can for…
 '''Kacey:''' So are you going to show me all the sights and everything too? 
 '''Chris:''' I’ll show you, uh, yeah, I mean, well, you know, if you had [weird audio drop out] aww shoot, I just, I, I just sent the wrong picture by mistake. Ech…
 '''Kacey:''' Ok…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sa-, I’m a, I got a little, I got a little, I distract myself…
 '''Kacey:''' Oh, it’s just your parents again, ok. That’s ok. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah… I mean, I mean, help me out, we’re only human. We’re allowed to make our share of mistakes. That’s a song there, that’s actually called “You’re Only Human Second Wind” from Billy Joel. It’s like, it’s a classic. 
 '''Kacey:''' Well, um, do you want me to call you before, I, uh, leave for today? You know, like before I leave for you? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, call me before you make your way over here. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah! 
 '''Chris:''' That would be good. 
 '''Kacey:''' I mean that way I’ll be able to let you know how my car is doing and all that. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, oh, yeah, here we go…
 '''Kacey:''' So excited! 
 '''Chris:''' I, I sent you the drawing. I sent you the drawing. You’re going to love it. It actually relates to like, you know the details I had left obscure, everythi- uh, evra, uh, that’s right, ever ah, ever since I started drawing the comics, like, you know, it’s like you know, defa, you know Sonichu, Rosechu, 
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Oh are those Sonichu and Rosechu babies?! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah! 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so cute! 
 '''Chris:''' Sonichu and Rosechu have been married since March 17th 2006. 
 '''Kacey:''' [pause] Oh, oh, that’s quite, I didn’t know about that. Um…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, well, it’s a recent detail, I’ve recently had it, like yeah, it, ub uh, it’s a fact. You didn’t think they were just living together the whole time? [Kacey “Yeah, um…] Yeah, they’re basically, they’re basically, basically
 '''Kacey:''' [interrupting] Chris, Chris? Yeah, yeah, real quick, I hate to interrupt you but you’re going to wear your beautiful brown shirt tomorrow right? Cuz I mean that’s what I’ve seen you first in, you know it just makes so… [giggles] you know…
 '''Chris:''' I’m sorry, I didn’t quite understand it, uh, am I going to be wearing my what? 
 '''Kacey:''' Your brown shirt! You know…
 '''Chris:''' Oh… the brown shirt…
 '''Kacey:''' The first shirt I’ve seen you in! Our shirt! 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah. I. Uh. I’ll put on the brown shirt. 
 '''Kacey:''' [giggles] Oh…
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I’ll put on the brown shirt for you 
 '''Kacey:''' So… 
 '''Chris:''' …and I’ll be wearing my medallion…
 '''Kacey:''' Awesome! 
 '''Chris:''' …my original medallion, in all it’s wonderful clay goodness with the Shrinky Dinks in the back and the hand writing as well. 
 '''Kacey:''' WHAT? Oh Chris, you are such a kidder! [laughter] Ok, so, um…
 '''Chris:''' Yep, but, any, uh, anyup, uh, anyway, as if to let you know, ummmm… just to let you know about, well ah, what I wrote in there, ah, ina, in the, in the speech balloons, alright yeah, I just, two Rosees, the one that’s purple has the shiny Rosee, her name is Christine. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh. 
 '''Chris:''' And the one with the mirror is Cerra with a C. 
 '''Kacey:''' Uh huh. 
 '''Chris:''' And we got, and then we got Robbie Sonnee. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh yeah, that’s cool, but um, I’m going to have to go to sleep if I wanna, you know, go to school and be able to drive tomorrow and everything. So, is there anything you want to tell me? Anything at all? Cuz you know I love how there’s no secrets between us. 
 '''Chris:''' Ah yes. Ok. Well, You know how I, how I contradicted the vest, I actually have a vest of my own. 
 '''Kacey:''' Oh I get it, you don’t want to wear so you’re not like the impostor. No, that’s cool. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know I actually got it from a Goodwill like a bunch of my clothes I’ve gotten, but I cut, but it was like ah, it was like a denim jacket so I cut off the sleeves with a pair of, ah, cocktail super sheers. 
 '''Kacey:''' That’s cool, but, uh you, you’re doing the video for me too so I’ll be able to see when I wake up, right? Cuz, um, I really gotta go to sleep soon. 
 '''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, I’ll get to that. 
 '''Kacey:''' If not, you know I’d love to stay on the phone with you, but you know… [giggles]
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, I understand, ok, I love talking to you. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, I love talking to you to, but wait, you have my video right? It’s coming right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, video for the, uh, riga-, uh rigatoni…
 '''Kacey:''' Well that and the one about the impostor! 
 '''Chris:''' Ah the, oh yeah, the one about hating the impostor. 
 '''Kacey:''' Yeah. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, yeah, I am working on that. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well I’m going to go ahead and go to sleep because I would not miss tomorrow for the world because it’s going to be much better to see each in real life, right? 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you’ll get to see my father and my mother. 
 '''Kacey:''' I’m really more excited about seeing you. Even though I want to meet them but like I said, I’m coming for you. 
 '''Chris:''' Yeah, you know, but just to let you know, my mom and my father will come and greet you first so, like, you know
 '''Kacey:''' That’s so awesome. 
 '''Chris:''' It’ll be a way for you to get to know him a little bit. 
 '''Kacey:''' Ok, well um, I tell you this tomorrow, we can discuss it tomorrow, but I really gotta go to bed. So, um, I’ll talk to you later, love you! 
 '''Chris:''' I, bye bye Kace! Take care! [kissing noise]

:I've asked IRC and nobody knows what this is as far as I'm aware. It also turns up nothing via a search. Is this legit and do you have audio to prove it? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 15:15, 28 February 2011 (PST)

::It is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 22:58, 28 February 2011 (PST)
:::If you could get the call online somewhere, I could let it go into an article. The problem is that there are a lot of people who pretend to be Chris or pretend to have Chris information that they've forged, so the people here have learned to be suspicious of everything until there's proof. Sorry if that's an inconvenience, but there's really no way around it. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 08:14, 1 March 2011 (PST)
:::: I understand your doubts and appreciate them. You guys do a lot of fine work. Here's the call that I've already transcribed: (http://www.mediafire.com/?zgfmopa0zmv67wh) If I get some free time I'll put the second transcription and call up as well on this page as well. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 08:52, 1 March 2011 (PST)

User:FourPLUStwo

2011-03-01T07:01:13Z

FourPLUStwo: Created page with "Is kinda smart, but mostly dumb."

Is kinda smart, but mostly dumb.

User talk:Freecell

2011-03-01T07:00:41Z

FourPLUStwo:

{{ArchiveTalk|Freecell|Archive1}}

It's from there's something about mary, the fat retard who searches for his baseball in front of a high school. --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 03:58, 29 January 2011 (PST)

Fuck you --[[User:Dankechu|Dankechu]] 04:36, 30 January 2011 (PST)

==wtf==

you need to calm the fuck down and find something else to do with your time. CWCki - serious business. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 02:32, 6 February 2011 (PST)

== Hey buddy ==

You seem to really care a lot about banning people. Does this make you feel powerful? Does it give you a rush? Just wonderin'. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 05:54, 8 February 2011 (PST)
: Just wonderin' but do you even LOOK at who he bans? It's usually for the best because it's normally someone who vandalized stuff or was being a totally jackass. Sorry if I'm butting into an issue I'm not suppose to be a part of, but this is just how I see it. --[[User:4Macie|4Macie]] 06:20, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:This is not about who he bans, it's more the spergy satisfaction he seems to get out of it. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 06:23, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:Now, I'm not criticizing your work or anything, I know you do shit that no one else wants to do, but let me put it this way: your overall style comes over as banhappy. It might be that because I've only read certain posts by you my opinion is somehow colored, or something, but I guess having a 300 word text on your userpage about exactly who you're going to ban isn't helping for one. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:55, 8 February 2011 (PST)
:To me you're still the Hitler of CwCki admins. Go enjoy your thousand year reich. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 10:40, 10 February 2011 (PST)
:You and Megan should get together, so that you can spend more time on hanky panky and less time on BANNING PEOPLE! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:04, 10 February 2011 (PST)

== Dudleystephen ==

This guy just joined and is advertising a workout product on his userpage. Just giving you a heads-up.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:21, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:Well, that's somewhat embarrassing. I guess I need to learn not to do this when I just wake up. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 03:27, 17 February 2011 (PST)

== Captions ==

Nice work on the captions, Abuelita finally got around to adding them. Keep up the good work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:42, 17 February 2011 (PST)
:Thanks. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 14:43, 17 February 2011 (PST)

thanks dude--[[User:CorinaLives|CorinaLives]] 08:25, 23 February 2011 (PST)

== the newly leaked Kacey call ==
The call I posted a transcript of is real, but I appreciate your doubts, it means you're doing your job. This is mainly here because I wanted to make sure that I had down the format. Way back when, this phone call (before Kacey and CWC first met) and another (after Kacey and CWC) were leaked on /cwc/. This was a long time ago and I was just waiting for them to leak so I wrote up the transcripts. To tell the truth, they both seem to be long lost someplace on my main computer, but luckily they're still on another one I use frequently. Its been far too long and I was looking for someone to help leak them on the wiki, that person is you I guess, because I'm not sure the best way to integrate these 2 calls. Sometime tomorrow I'll get the calls up on line and the transcript to the second call, if you want, you can move them where they need to go. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 23:00, 28 February 2011 (PST)

User talk:Freecell

2011-03-01T07:00:23Z

FourPLUStwo:

User talk:FourPLUStwo

2011-03-01T06:58:19Z

FourPLUStwo:

User talk:FourPLUStwo

2011-02-28T23:10:28Z

FourPLUStwo: Created page with "'''Chris:''' Hello? '''Kacey:''' Um hi, it's Kacey. '''Chris:''' Hey Kace. Yeah, you uh,..."

Talk:Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!

2010-03-14T10:27:41Z

FourPLUStwo:

Okay, where the hell did he get a kilt? I know it isn't his drapes or something like that since he's got a sporran and everything. And as far as I know, he and his family have little to no Scottish heritage. So did he go out and buy this for the express purpose of this stupid video? -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:18, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*probably. maybe we should stick the tugboat template on top lol [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 09:23, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
**Where did he get the kilt you ask? Goodwill. Also, he's English-American, and the last I checked, England=/=Scotland. Or Ireland. -PeaceCeapPea
::* I doubt he'd spend money on it. He probably had it from a costume or some shit. --[[User:Wtv|Wtv]] 09:31, 14
::* Last time I checked, "British" = England, N. Ireland, Wales and Scotland. So including the Scots bit in "Brits, Irish and Scots" kind of defeats the idea. His 'Scottish' accent also is notably cringeworthy. I find it an insult the manchild is trying to associate with us. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 09:50, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
:::* "Great Britain" doesn't include Ireland, just England, Wales and Scotland. The "UK" includes all four though. [[User:FourPLUStwo|FourPLUStwo]] 10:27, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
*Now that I think about it, this seems to be part of an apparently new obsession with Celtic culture; first we had "Mo Ghile Mear" in the background of a video, and now a kilt and "Ireland's Call." I'm starting to think that maybe Heather is into this, and he picked it up in order to have something in common. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 09:39, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

March 2010 (UTC)
So it seems Surfshack Tito is a troll who's been contacting Chris directly and somehow got his attention, and has now claimed responsibility for the Heather fiasco. Although Chris says he's a mutual friend of Scarlet, who I could only find mentioned [[Chris's Big Night Out II|here]] briefly. Although is anyone else kinda impressed Chris could 'kick' that high? Seriously, last I saw he could barely get his feet up to thigh height. Also, important quote "Regain the love, and trust, and friendship of heather". So semi-confirmation that she got freaked out and has broken off contact with him. -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:35, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Let this be a lesson for everyone who was worried, when the Wallflower left and Chris made that first distraught video, that the show was over. Chris is like the fucking Terminator. You just can't stop him from doing something hilarious. [[User:Kazmeyer|Kazmeyer]] 10:17, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

Mailbag 41

2010-01-18T09:08:24Z

FourPLUStwo: added link

'''Mailbag 41''' was uploaded to the [[CWCipedia]] on 15 [[January 2010]]. Two days later, he moved a part of the unanswered E-Mails to the [[Mailbag 42]]. Several of the letters included within are from a [[CWCki]] project to write letters about everybody's favorite comic, [[Asperchu]]. Given the increasingly unhinged responses about Asperchu in earlier mailbags, as well as the [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|video]] Chris uploaded earlier that evening, it's reasonable to assume most of these letters will be deleted.

==Awaiting Answers==
{{Email|From: animeguy28@twcny.rr.com

Hey Chris!

i love Alec Benson Leary! can you ask him for me if he is taken? because i like him WAY better than you.

-Nobuyoshi Shigeta, New York}}

{{Email|From: halerzUT1987@yahoo.com

I think Alec Benson Leary is hot. Could you hook us up?

Halee,
Utah}}

{{Email|From: tyfromCA@gmail.com

Hey Chris, My girlfriend thinks Asperchu is cute.

Tyler,
California}}

{{Email|From: Elisa Embleton <canneryrow@gmail.com>

Alec Benson Leary is by far the most interesting guy I've heard about this year. And Asperchu is great because it's like Sonichu, except it takes out all of your terrible ideas and replaces them with Alec Benson Leary's great ideas. }}

{{Email|From: David Price <dprice22@gmail.com>

Hey Chris,

Do you think you could put me in contact with Alec Benson Leary? I know that you and he must have fairly lose ties, since he let you write that Sonichu comic about one of his minor characters. (Not sure I appreciate the way you mess with Asperchu canon by making Sonichu a gay-hating straight though.)

Anyway, please put me in touch with him, because I want to offer him a major publishing and distribution deal for his comics. }}

{{Email|From: Tasha Honey <LadyTasha@hotmail.com>

You say you know where Alec lives. Can you give me his address? I want to be his sweetheart-from-the-ground-up soooooo bad!! Sorry Chris, but I just can't stand balding men with anger issues.

-Tasha}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Milton Bradley|Milton Bradley]] <B04rd_G4m3r@gmail.com>

Dear Chris

So I've been reading these Asperchu comics, and I really like them! Especially the character Sonichu!

When I found out you had a drawn a fan-comic about Sonichu, I looked you up. Needless to say, I was pretty disappointed. Not only is your Art sub-par compared to Alec Leary's masterful work, but you got Sonichu's character all wrong! In the real comics he's a man who's deeply unhappy about his marriage. He deals with this sorrow by avoiding his wife as much as he can, spending most of his time with his friends. Your take on Sonichu robs him of all character and personality. His subtle pain and deep wit is jarringly replaced with an idiotic grin and a foolish demeanor. I have to say, I really hate what you've done to Alec's Brilliant Character.

Then there's your portrayal of [[Rosechu|Sonichu's wife]]. She hasnt' appeared in the Real Asperchu series yet, so you just drew your own version of her? And that version is basically [[Amy Rose]] with a Tail and some useless spines on her back? That's just depressing man, I would have hoped you could be more creative.

Please stop it with these foolish changes to Alec's Magnum Opus!

Milton}}

{{Email|From: The [[Wikipedia:Prinny|Prinny]] of Doom <craftygurl484@yahoo.com>

Chris, I think it was very kind of you to give Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo over to Alec Leary to use. I hope you two cooperate more in the future.

Lots of love,

Sarah}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:William McKinley|William McKinley]] <yesthatwilliammckinley@gmail.com>

Alec Benson Leary is the greatest American I have met this year. Yes, it's only January, but still.}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Neil Gaiman|Neil Gaiman]] <Asperchuisawesome@yahoo.com>

Dear Chris,
I love Asperchu! It's such a great story with excellent artwork! I was wondering, can you tell me who your favorite Asperchu character is? I like Jivin the best!

Thanks,
Neil}}

{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Kathryn Janeway|Kathryn Janeway]] <NCC74656@hotmail.com>

Hey Chris! I just wanted to say that I love that you're adverising this "Asperchu". He's so adorable! I kind of like him more than Sonichu. But it's good that you're supporting parodies like that. :)

- Kathryn}}

{{Mailbag}}