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Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping

2015-11-18T17:34:48Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

'''Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping''' is a video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 15 [[November 2015]], where he offers special [[Wikipedia:Black Friday (shopping)|Black Friday]] bonuses on his Sonichu merch.
==Description==
{{quotebox|From November 15 to 28, 2015, All Purchases $50 and more, Not counting Donations, will each receive a free book of their choice: Numbers [[Sonichu 0|0]], [[Sonichu 1|1]], or [[Sonichu 2|2]]. (But you must let me know which book you want) And all Donations $100 and Above will receive one Bonus Figure of their choosing.

Also, Between November 15 And December 31, 2015, all Donations $500 and Above, in addition to the one bonus figure, will also receive the Figures of [[Barbara|my mother]] and [[Bob Chandler|father]] as well. This extended date range applies ONLY to the Donation [[Chris and English|Incarnates]] of $500 and Above.

[https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping https://www.etsy.com/shop/CwcvilleShopping]
}}
{{Infobox/video
| name = Black Friday Bonuses from Cwcville Shopping
| video = {{#ev:youtube|4uv2IkQgI1M}}
| stardate = 15 November 2015
| subject =
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| previous = [[Yes, it still has been I, Christine Weston Chandler, who has been uploading the videos personally.]]
| next = [[Doxing Jeff/Francine]]
}}

==Transcript==
Here's a nich- here's a Cwcville Shopping update for all my dedicated fans and everybody. ''[Pans camera to show another set of figures]'' And this of course will be applied to the individual figures as well. Y'all know who they are among which... Hm, sorry it gets a little black in the back there, but anyway. Hm, I have decided to take advantage for- of the uh, Black Friday savings, although I can't really do price discounts, that's... beyond me ri- at the moment, but I will add bonuses to every offer. And Book No. Two will be made available by the 21st of this week, November 2015. And I'm gonna draw as many- draw and colour as many pages as possible, I'm concentrating this whole week after I create the few more figures that I have to- for- that I have started over this weekend, and then I'll concentrate on pages over this week, so that I can time afterwards to take- to make as many- make, as many or all the figures as possible within four weeks and get them ther- get them to their destinations in that timeframe as well.

Uh, bigger orders will- that will definitely take up to the eight week mark once again there. But four weeks, that will definitely get you there before Christmas. ''[Clears throat]'' Anyway, for every order made on my shop - figure order - of $50 or more, they will get a free book, either be Zero, One, or Number Two coming later this week. $50 or more gets a free book. You don't have to add it in your cart. This offer runs from today, November 15th, til Friday the 28th. ''[Pans camera to show a calendar]'' Just gonna zoom in on my calendar there, let you get that timeframe there... Yeah, these two weeks, 15th up to the 28th. And uh, also, on- also, we're gonna- I'm want- I'm adding a little bit of a more bonus on the don- uh, the free book offer, and that's uh, offer actually $50 or more that goes between the figures, as well as the commissions and one uh, your order just has to total $50 or more, but uh, does not count on the donation listings, because uh, but as for the donation listings, um, yeah, they still go as marked, but - and I'm stating this through the video, and I will make an Etsy shop update through my iPod later today, with a photograph - uh, the donations of $100, $500, and $1000 increments, they will get their choice of one extra figure. Any one extra figure that's currently listed on Etsy, and uh, only on the donation increments on $500 and $1000 - since they both will be including the Mii three-pack there - they will get a bonus of my parents. Both my par- both my mom and dad. So in both the fif- $500 and $1000 increment donations, you get my mom and dad as well.

And also, I'm thinking about, uh - but I'm still trying to figure out a price - the whole- you can bring the whole family to do a whole deal with the whole family, of [[Sonichu]], [[Rosechu]], [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cerah, Christine, and Robbie]], bring the whole family together for a Christmas, and I would try- I would definitely try to get those done within the four week timeframe as well, those orders. Anyway, I'll thin- I'm thinking about the- still thinking about the price, but I'll get a listing later today. I'll make a photograph out of this screencap. Okay, so again that's a free book with every $50+ order made between the 15th and 28th, not counting the donation listings, the donation increments of 100, 500, and 1000... Mm... Actually, I think I'm gonna rethink that. Yeah... Ah, no no no, it's all good. Uh, the- the- 100, five-thou- 500, and 1000 will get one extra figure, and the donation increments of $500 and 1000 get my parents as well. And again, on the fam- on this family, they're all Mii fig- they're all Mii Amiibo figures in the base regardless. No Link, Toon Link, or Megaman, or Mario in my [[Barbara Chandler|mom]] and [[Robert Chandler|dad]]... at all. It'll be the Mii figures.

So take advantage of these deals today, and definitely today or up to the 21st to definitely guarantee the four week time frame of which they will be delivered to you- get there to you by Christmas. Thank you very much, and have a great day.

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-17T01:08:02Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
''[The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background]''

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- ''[Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again]''

'''Sonichu:''' "C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

'''Rosechu:''' "Okay!"

''[Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo. He quickly picks up Sonichu]''

'''Sonichu:''' "You accidentally hit me!"

'''Rosechu:''' "I'm sorry."

'''Sonichu:''' "Alright, let's get another one!"

''[He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table]''

'''Sonichu:''' "Mega-kick!" ''[Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop]''

'''Rosechu:''' "Mach-punch!" ''[Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo]''

'''Sonichu:''' "And... Team Thunderbolt!"

''[Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise]''

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

''[Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo]''

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! ''[He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure]'' Uh, hey y'all-- ''(sigh)'' you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- ''[Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo]'' I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! ''[Knocks Chris figure over]'' You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! ''[Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it]'' And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

''[Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]]''

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! ''[Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises]'' Frickin' Autism! Yeah! ''[Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure]'' And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! ''[Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.]''

And then of course... ''[Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame]'' Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

''[Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down]'' I think we have the... ''[Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers]'' I think we have... another couple come in this time...

''[Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary]''

Wild and Simonla!

''[Chris manipulates Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' ''(deep, gravelly voice)'' "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

''[Chris manipulates Mary Lee Walsh]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' ''(falsetto)'' "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

'''Graduon:''' "No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

'''Graduon:''' "Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

''[Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla]''

'''Wild:''' "We're confused... but let's take 'em out!"

''[Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises]''

'''Wild:''' "Vine-whip!"

''[Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around]''

'''Simonla:''' "Burrow in the ground!"

''[Chris holds Simonla's drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris babbles fight "sound-effects". He sets Wild and Simonla upright]''

''[Camera pans over table]'' And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. ''[Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu]'' In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- ''[Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame]'' Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. ''[Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu]'' Oops. ''[Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again]''

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me!

''[Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]]''

And my family! My family's the good people. ''[Camera wobbles around a bit]'' Except for...

''[Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings]''

'''Some'''. Except for '''some'''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still...

''[Camera whip-pans back over to his parents]'' '''Alive'''.

''[Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything]''

You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! ''[Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole"]'' Movie reviewer.

''
[Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole"]''

'''Cole:''' "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! ''[He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!" He picks his Amiibo self back up]''

Yeah, well you look like my brother, so... ''[Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!"]'' Take that!"

''[Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises. "Cole" is set upright once more]''

'''Cole:''' "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

''
[Moves Graduon next to "Cole"]''

'''Graduon:''' "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

''[Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures]''

'''Graduon:''' "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

''[Awkward pause]''

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. ''[Camera passes over all of the Amiibos]'' A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. ''(cough)'' And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. ''[Moves Graduon into frame]'' Of Graduon!

''[Moves Mary next to Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Aw, shut up!"

[Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over, but picks up right back up]

'''Graduon:''' "I don't think so! '''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!'''

''[Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over. Chris picks up her up again]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." ''[Moves Mary out of frame]''

'''Graduon:''' "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!"

''[Awkward pause]''

'''Graduon:''' "''(sigh)'' Well, that's life." ''[Moves Graduon out of frame]''

''[Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu]'' "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==
* [[SonichuBabies]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-17T01:07:01Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
''[The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background]''

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- ''[Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again]''

'''Sonichu:''' "C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

'''Rosechu:''' "Okay!"

''[Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo. He quickly picks up Sonichu]''

'''Sonichu:''' "You accidentally hit me!"

'''Rosechu:''' "I'm sorry."

'''Sonichu:''' "Alright, let's get another one!"

''[He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table]''

'''Sonichu:''' "Mega-kick!" ''[Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop]''

'''Rosechu:''' "Mach-punch!" ''[Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo]''

'''Sonichu:''' "And... Team Thunderbolt!"

''[Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise]''

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

''[Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo]''

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! ''[He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure]'' Uh, hey y'all-- ''(sigh)'' you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- ''[Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo]'' I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! ''[Knocks Chris figure over]'' You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! ''[Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it]'' And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

''[Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]]''

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! ''[Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises]'' Frickin' Autism! Yeah! ''[Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure]'' And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! ''[Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.]''

And then of course... ''[Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame]'' Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

''[Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down]'' I think we have the... ''[Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers]'' I think we have... another couple come in this time...

''[Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary]''

Wild and Simonla!

''[Chris manipulates Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' ''(deep, gravelly voice)'' "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

''[Chris manipulates Mary Lee Walsh]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' ''(falsetto)'' "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

'''Graduon:''' "No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

'''Graduon:''' "Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

''[Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla]''

'''Wild:''' "We're confused... but let's take 'em out!"

''[Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises]''

'''Wild:''' "Vine-whip!"

''[Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around]''

'''Simonla:''' "Burrow in the ground!"

''[Chris holds Simonla's drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris babbles fight "sound-effects". He sets Wild and Simonla upright]''

''[Camera pans over table]'' And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. ''[Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu]'' In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- ''[Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame]'' Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. ''[Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu]'' Oops. ''[Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again]''

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me!

''[Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]]''

And my family! My family's the good people. ''[Camera wobbles around a bit]'' Except for...

''[Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings]''

'''Some'''. Except for '''some'''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still...

[Camera whip-pans back over to his parents] '''Alive'''.

''[Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything]''

You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! ''[Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole"]'' Movie reviewer.

''
[Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole"]''

'''Cole:''' "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! ''[He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!" He picks his Amiibo self back up]''

Yeah, well you look like my brother, so... ''[Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!"]'' Take that!"

''[Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises. "Cole" is set upright once more]''

'''Cole:''' "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

''
[Moves Graduon next to "Cole"]''

'''Graduon:''' "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

''[Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures]''

'''Graduon:''' "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

''[Awkward pause]''

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. ''[Camera passes over all of the Amiibos]'' A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. ''(cough)'' And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. ''[Moves Graduon into frame]'' Of Graduon!

''[Moves Mary next to Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Aw, shut up!"

[Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over, but picks up right back up]

'''Graduon:''' "I don't think so! '''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!'''

''[Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over. Chris picks up her up again]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." ''[Moves Mary out of frame]''

'''Graduon:''' "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!"

''[Awkward pause]''

'''Graduon:''' "''(sigh)'' Well, that's life." ''[Moves Graduon out of frame]''

''[Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu]'' "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==
* [[SonichuBabies]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-17T01:03:59Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
''[The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background]''

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- ''[Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again]''

'''Sonichu:''' "C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

'''Rosechu:''' "Okay!"

''[Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo. He quickly picks up Sonichu]''

'''Sonichu:''' "You accidentally hit me!"

'''Rosechu:''' "I'm sorry."

'''Sonichu:''' "Alright, let's get another one!"

''[He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table]''

'''Sonichu:''' "Mega-kick!" ''[Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop]''

'''Rosechu:''' "Mach-punch!" ''[Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo]''

'''Sonichu:''' "And... Team Thunderbolt!"

''[Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise]''

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

''[Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo]''

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! ''[He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure]'' Uh, hey y'all-- ''(sigh)'' you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- ''[Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo]'' I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! ''[Knocks Chris figure over]'' You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! ''[Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it]'' And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

''[Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]]''

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! ''[Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises]'' Frickin' Autism! Yeah! ''[Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure]'' And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! ''[Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.]''

And then of course... ''[Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame]'' Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

''[Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down]'' I think we have the... ''[Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers]'' I think we have... another couple come in this time...

''[Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary]'' Wild and Simonla!

''
[Chris manipulates Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' ''(deep, gravelly voice)'' "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

''
[Chris manipulates Mary Lee Walsh]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' ''(falsetto)'' "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

'''Graduon:''' "No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

'''Graduon:''' "Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

''[Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla]''

'''Wild:''' "We're confused... but let's take 'em out!"

''[Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises]''

'''Wild:''' "Vine-whip!"

''[Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around]''

'''Simonla:''' "Burrow in the ground!"

''[Chris holds Simonla's drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris babbles fight "sound-effects". He sets Wild and Simonla upright]''

''[Camera pans over table]'' And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. ''[Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu]'' In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- ''[Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame]'' Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. ''[Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu]'' Oops. ''[Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again]''

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me!

''[Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]]''

And my family! My family's the good people. ''[Camera wobbles around a bit]'' Except for...

''[Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings]''

'''Some'''. Except for '''some'''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still...

[Camera whip-pans back over to his parents] '''Alive'''.

''[Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything]''

You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! ''[Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole"]'' Movie reviewer.

''
[Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole"]''

'''Cole:''' "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! ''[He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!" He picks his Amiibo self back up]''

Yeah, well you look like my brother, so... ''[Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!"]'' Take that!"

''[Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises. "Cole" is set upright once more]''

'''Cole:''' "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

''
[Moves Graduon next to "Cole"]''

'''Graduon:''' "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

''[Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures]''

'''Graduon:''' "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

''[Awkward pause]''

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. ''[Camera passes over all of the Amiibos]'' A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. ''(cough)'' And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. ''[Moves Graduon into frame]'' Of Graduon!

''[Moves Mary next to Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Aw, shut up!"

[Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over, but picks up right back up]

'''Graduon:''' "I don't think so! '''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!'''

''[Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over. Chris picks up her up again]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." ''[Moves Mary out of frame]''

'''Graduon:''' "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!"

''[Awkward pause]''

'''Graduon:''' "''(sigh)'' Well, that's life." ''[Moves Graduon out of frame]''

''[Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu]'' "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==
* [[SonichuBabies]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-17T01:02:54Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
''[The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background]''

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- ''[Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again]''

'''Sonichu:''' "C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

'''Rosechu:''' "Okay!"

''[Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo. He quickly picks up Sonichu]''

'''Sonichu:''' "You accidentally hit me!"

'''Rosechu:''' "I'm sorry."

'''Sonichu:''' "Alright, let's get another one!"

''[He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table]''

'''Sonichu:''' "Mega-kick!" ''[Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop]''

'''Rosechu:''' "Mach-punch!" ''[Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo]''

'''Sonichu:''' "And... Team Thunderbolt!"

''[Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise]''

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

''[Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo]''

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! ''[He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure]'' Uh, hey y'all-- ''(sigh)'' you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- ''[Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo]'' I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! ''[Knocks Chris figure over]'' You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! ''[Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it]'' And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

''[Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]]''

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! ''[Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises]'' Frickin' Autism! Yeah! ''[Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure]'' And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! ''[Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.]''

And then of course... ''[Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame]'' Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

''[Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down]'' I think we have the... ''[Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers]'' I think we have... another couple come in this time...

''[Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary]'' Wild and Simonla!

''
[Chris manipulates Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' ''(deep, gravelly voice)'' "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

''
[Chris manipulates Mary Lee Walsh]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' ''(falsetto)'' "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

'''Graduon:''' "No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

'''Graduon:''' "Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

''[Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla]''

'''Wild:''' "We're confused... but let's take 'em out!"

''[Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises]''

'''Wild:''' "Vine-whip!"

''[Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around]''

'''Simonla:''' "Burrow in the ground!"

''[Chris holds Simonla's drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris babbles fight "sound-effects". He sets Wild and Simonla upright]''

''[Camera pans over table]'' And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. ''[Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu]'' In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- ''[Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame]'' Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. ''[Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu]'' Oops. ''[Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again]''

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me!

''[Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]]''

And my family! My family's the good people. ''[Camera wobbles around a bit]'' Except for...

''[Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings]''

'''some'''. Except for '''some'''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still... [Camera whip-pans back over to his parents] '''alive'''.

''[Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything]''

You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! ''[Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole"]'' Movie reviewer.

''
[Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole"]''

'''Cole:''' "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! ''[He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!" He picks his Amiibo self back up]''

Yeah, well you look like my brother, so... ''[Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!"]'' Take that!"

''[Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises. "Cole" is set upright once more]''

'''Cole:''' "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

''
[Moves Graduon next to "Cole"]''

'''Graduon:''' "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

''[Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures]''

'''Graduon:''' "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

''[Awkward pause]''

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. ''[Camera passes over all of the Amiibos]'' A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. ''(cough)'' And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. ''[Moves Graduon into frame]'' Of Graduon!

''[Moves Mary next to Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Aw, shut up!"

[Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over, but picks up right back up]

'''Graduon:''' "I don't think so! '''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!'''

''[Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over. Chris picks up her up again]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." ''[Moves Mary out of frame]''

'''Graduon:''' "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!"

''[Awkward pause]''

'''Graduon:''' "''(sigh)'' Well, that's life." ''[Moves Graduon out of frame]''

''[Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu]'' "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==
* [[SonichuBabies]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-17T01:01:32Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
''[The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background]''

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- ''[Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again]''

'''Sonichu:''' "C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

'''Rosechu:''' "Okay!"

''[Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo. He quickly picks up Sonichu]''

'''Sonichu:''' "You accidentally hit me!"

'''Rosechu:''' "I'm sorry."

'''Sonichu:''' "Alright, let's get another one!"

''[He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table]''

'''Sonichu:''' "Mega-kick!" ''[Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop]''

'''Rosechu:''' "Mach-punch!" ''[Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo]''

'''Sonichu:''' "And... Team Thunderbolt!"

''[Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise]''

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

''[Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo]''

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! ''[He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure]'' Uh, hey y'all-- ''(sigh)'' you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- ''[Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo]'' I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! ''[Knocks Chris figure over]'' You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! ''[Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it]'' And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

''[Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]]''

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! ''[Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises]'' Frickin' Autism! Yeah! ''[Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure]'' And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! ''[Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.]''

And then of course... ''[Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame]'' Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

''[Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down]'' I think we have the... ''[Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers]'' I think we have... another couple come in this time...

''[Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary]'' Wild and Simonla!

''
[Chris manipulates Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' ''(deep, gravelly voice)'' "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

''
[Chris manipulates Mary Lee Walsh]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' ''(falsetto)'' "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

'''Graduon:''' "No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

'''Graduon:''' "Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

''[Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla]''

'''Wild:''' "We're confused... but let's take 'em out!"

''[Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises]''

'''Wild:''' "Vine-whip!"

''[Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around]''

'''Simonla:''' "Burrow in the ground!"

''[Chris holds Simonla's drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris babbles fight "sound-effects". He sets Wild and Simonla upright]''

''
[Camera pans over table]'' And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. ''[Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu]'' In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- ''[Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame]'' Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. ''[Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu]'' Oops. ''[Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again]''

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me!

''[Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]]''

And my family! My family's the good people. ''[Camera wobbles around a bit]'' Except for...

''[Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings]''

'''some'''. Except for '''some'''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still... [Camera whip-pans back over to his parents] '''alive'''.

''[Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything]''

You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! ''[Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole"]'' Movie reviewer.

''
[Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole"]''

'''Cole:''' "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! ''[He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!" He picks his Amiibo self back up]''

Yeah, well you look like my brother, so... ''[Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!"]'' Take that!"

''[Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises. "Cole" is set upright once more]''

'''Cole:''' "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

''
[Moves Graduon next to "Cole"]''

'''Graduon:''' "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

''[Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures]''

'''Graduon:''' "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

''[Awkward pause]''

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. ''[Camera passes over all of the Amiibos]'' A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. ''(cough)'' And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. ''[Moves Graduon into frame]'' Of Graduon!

''[Moves Mary next to Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Aw, shut up!"

[Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over, but picks up right back up]

'''Graduon:''' "I don't think so! '''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!'''

''[Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over. Chris picks up her up again]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." ''[Moves Mary out of frame]''

'''Graduon:''' "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!"

''[Awkward pause]''

'''Graduon:''' "''(sigh)'' Well, that's life." ''[Moves Graduon out of frame]''

''[Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu]'' "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==
* [[SonichuBabies]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-17T01:00:13Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
''[The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background]''

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- ''[Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again]''

'''Sonichu:''' "C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

'''Rosechu:''' "Okay!"

''[Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo. He quickly picks up Sonichu]''

'''Sonichu:''' "You accidentally hit me!"

'''Rosechu:''' "I'm sorry."

'''Sonichu:''' "Alright, let's get another one!"

''[He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table]''

'''Sonichu:''' "Mega-kick!" ''[Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop]''

'''Rosechu:''' "Mach-punch!" ''[Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo]''

'''Sonichu:''' "And... Team Thunderbolt!"

''[Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise]''

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

''[Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo]''

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! ''[He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure]'' Uh, hey y'all-- ''(sigh)'' you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- ''[Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo]'' I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! ''[Knocks Chris figure over]'' You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! ''[Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it]'' And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

''[Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]]''

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! ''[Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises]'' Frickin' Autism! Yeah! ''[Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure]'' And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! ''[Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.]''

And then of course... ''[Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame]'' Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

''[Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down]'' I think we have the... ''[Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers]'' I think we have... another couple come in this time...

''[Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary]'' Wild and Simonla!

''
[Chris manipulates Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' ''(deep, gravelly voice)'' "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

''
[Chris manipulates Mary Lee Walsh]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' ''(falsetto)'' "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

'''Graduon:''' "No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

'''Graduon:''' "Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

''[Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla]''

'''Wild:''' "We're confused... but let's take 'em out!"

''[Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises]''

'''Wild:''' "Vine-whip!"

''[Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around]''

'''Simonla:''' "Burrow in the ground!"

''[Chris holds Simonla's drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris babbles fight "sound-effects". He sets Wild and Simonla upright]''

''
[Camera pans over table]'' And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. ''[Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu]'' In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- ''[Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame]'' Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. ''[Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu]'' Oops. ''[Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again]''

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me!

''[Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]]''

And my family! My family's the good people. ''[Camera wobbles around a bit]'' Except for...

''[Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings]''

'''some'''. Except for '''some'''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still... [Camera whip-pans back over to his parents] '''alive'''.

''[Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything]''

You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! [Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole"] Movie reviewer.

''
[Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole"]''

'''Cole:''' "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! ''[He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!" He picks his Amiibo self back up]''

Yeah, well you look like my brother, so... ''[Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!"]'' Take that!"

''[Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises. "Cole" is set upright once more]''

'''Cole:''' "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

''
[Moves Graduon next to "Cole"]''

'''Graduon:''' "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

''[Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures]''

'''Graduon:''' "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

''[Awkward pause]''

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. ''[Camera passes over all of the Amiibos]'' A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. ''(cough)'' And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. ''[Moves Graduon into frame]'' Of Graduon!

''[Moves Mary next to Graduon]''

'''Graduon:''' "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "Aw, shut up!"

[Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over, but picks up right back up]

'''Graduon:''' "I don't think so! '''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!'''

''[Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over. Chris picks up her up again]''

'''Mary Lee Walsh:''' "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." ''[Moves Mary out of frame]''

'''Graduon:''' "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!"

''[Awkward pause]''

'''Graduon:''' "''(sigh)'' Well, that's life." ''[Moves Graduon out of frame]''

''[Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu]'' "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==
* [[SonichuBabies]]
* [[A Sonichu Day]]
* [[PlayingHouse]]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-14T02:57:26Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* See Also */

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
(The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background)

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- (Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again)

"C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

"Okay!"

(Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo)

(Chris picks up Sonichu) "You accidentally hit me!"

"I'm sorry."

"Alright, let's get another one!" (He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table)

(Picks up Sonichu.) "Mega-kick!" (Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop)

(Picks up Rosechu.) "Mach-punch!" (Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo)

"And... (Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu with one hand) Team Thunderbolt!" (Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise)

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

(Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo)

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! (He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure) Uh, hey y'all-- (sigh) you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- (Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo) I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! (Knocks Chris figure over) You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! (Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it) And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

(Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]])

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! (Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises) Frickin' Autism! Yeah! (Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure) And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! (Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.)

And then of course... (Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame) Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

(Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down.) I think we have the... (Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers) I think we have... another couple come in this time...

(Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary) Wild and Simonla!

(Chris manipulates Graduon and attempts a deep, gravelly tone) "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

(Chris picks up Mary, and switches to a shrill falsetto) "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

"No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

"Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

"Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

"Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

(Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla)

"We're confused... but let's take 'em out!" (Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises) "Vine-whip!" (Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around)

(Chris picks up Simonla) "Burrow in the ground!" (Holds her drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris makes various sounds. He sets Wild and Simonla upright)

(Camera pans over table.) And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. (Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu) In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- (Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame) Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. (Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu) Oops. (Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again)

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me! (Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]) And my family! My family's the good people. (Camera wobbles around a bit.) Except for... (Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings) ''some''. Except for ''some''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still... (Camera whip-pans back over to his parents) ''alive''.

(Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything) You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! (Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole") "Movie reviewer."

(Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole", attempts a deep voice) "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! (He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!")

(Picks up Chris figure) "Yeah, well you look like my brother, so..." (Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!") "Take that!" (Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises)

(Setting the Chris figure aside, he picks "Cole" back up) "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

(Moves Graduon next to "Cole") "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

(Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures) "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

(Awkward pause)

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. (Camera passes over all of the Amiibos) A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. (cough) And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. (Moves Graduon into frame) Of Graduon!

(Moves Mary next to Graduon) "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

"Aw, shut up!" (Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over)

(Chris picks up Graduon) "I don't think so! ''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR''!!! (Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over)

(Picks up Mary) "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." (Moves Mary out of frame)

(Camera lands on Graduon) "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!" (Awkward pause, Chris picks up Graduon) "(sigh) Well, that's life." (Moves Graduon out of frame)

(Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu) "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==

[[SonichuBabies]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-14T02:56:46Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* See Also */

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
(The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background)

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- (Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again)

"C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

"Okay!"

(Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo)

(Chris picks up Sonichu) "You accidentally hit me!"

"I'm sorry."

"Alright, let's get another one!" (He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table)

(Picks up Sonichu.) "Mega-kick!" (Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop)

(Picks up Rosechu.) "Mach-punch!" (Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo)

"And... (Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu with one hand) Team Thunderbolt!" (Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise)

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

(Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo)

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! (He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure) Uh, hey y'all-- (sigh) you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- (Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo) I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! (Knocks Chris figure over) You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! (Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it) And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

(Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]])

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! (Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises) Frickin' Autism! Yeah! (Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure) And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! (Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.)

And then of course... (Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame) Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

(Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down.) I think we have the... (Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers) I think we have... another couple come in this time...

(Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary) Wild and Simonla!

(Chris manipulates Graduon and attempts a deep, gravelly tone) "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

(Chris picks up Mary, and switches to a shrill falsetto) "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

"No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

"Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

"Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

"Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

(Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla)

"We're confused... but let's take 'em out!" (Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises) "Vine-whip!" (Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around)

(Chris picks up Simonla) "Burrow in the ground!" (Holds her drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris makes various sounds. He sets Wild and Simonla upright)

(Camera pans over table.) And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. (Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu) In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- (Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame) Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. (Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu) Oops. (Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again)

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me! (Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]) And my family! My family's the good people. (Camera wobbles around a bit.) Except for... (Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings) ''some''. Except for ''some''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still... (Camera whip-pans back over to his parents) ''alive''.

(Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything) You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! (Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole") "Movie reviewer."

(Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole", attempts a deep voice) "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! (He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!")

(Picks up Chris figure) "Yeah, well you look like my brother, so..." (Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!") "Take that!" (Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises)

(Setting the Chris figure aside, he picks "Cole" back up) "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

(Moves Graduon next to "Cole") "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

(Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures) "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

(Awkward pause)

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. (Camera passes over all of the Amiibos) A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. (cough) And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. (Moves Graduon into frame) Of Graduon!

(Moves Mary next to Graduon) "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

"Aw, shut up!" (Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over)

(Chris picks up Graduon) "I don't think so! ''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR''!!! (Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over)

(Picks up Mary) "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." (Moves Mary out of frame)

(Camera lands on Graduon) "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!" (Awkward pause, Chris picks up Graduon) "(sigh) Well, that's life." (Moves Graduon out of frame)

(Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu) "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

[[SonichuBabies]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-14T02:46:01Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and directs a stream of hatred toward his estranged half-siblings.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
(The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background)

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- (Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again)

"C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

"Okay!"

(Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo)

(Chris picks up Sonichu) "You accidentally hit me!"

"I'm sorry."

"Alright, let's get another one!" (He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table)

(Picks up Sonichu.) "Mega-kick!" (Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop)

(Picks up Rosechu.) "Mach-punch!" (Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo)

"And... (Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu with one hand) Team Thunderbolt!" (Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise)

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

(Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo)

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! (He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure) Uh, hey y'all-- (sigh) you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- (Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo) I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! (Knocks Chris figure over) You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! (Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it) And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

(Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]])

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! (Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises) Frickin' Autism! Yeah! (Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure) And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! (Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.)

And then of course... (Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame) Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

(Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down.) I think we have the... (Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers) I think we have... another couple come in this time...

(Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary) Wild and Simonla!

(Chris manipulates Graduon and attempts a deep, gravelly tone) "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

(Chris picks up Mary, and switches to a shrill falsetto) "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

"No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

"Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

"Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

"Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

(Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla)

"We're confused... but let's take 'em out!" (Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises) "Vine-whip!" (Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around)

(Chris picks up Simonla) "Burrow in the ground!" (Holds her drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris makes various sounds. He sets Wild and Simonla upright)

(Camera pans over table.) And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. (Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu) In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- (Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame) Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. (Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu) Oops. (Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again)

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me! (Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]) And my family! My family's the good people. (Camera wobbles around a bit.) Except for... (Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings) ''some''. Except for ''some''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still... (Camera whip-pans back over to his parents) ''alive''.

(Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything) You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! (Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole") "Movie reviewer."

(Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole", attempts a deep voice) "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! (He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!")

(Picks up Chris figure) "Yeah, well you look like my brother, so..." (Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!") "Take that!" (Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises)

(Setting the Chris figure aside, he picks "Cole" back up) "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

(Moves Graduon next to "Cole") "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

(Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures) "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

(Awkward pause)

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. (Camera passes over all of the Amiibos) A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. (cough) And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. (Moves Graduon into frame) Of Graduon!

(Moves Mary next to Graduon) "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

"Aw, shut up!" (Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over)

(Chris picks up Graduon) "I don't think so! ''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR''!!! (Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over)

(Picks up Mary) "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." (Moves Mary out of frame)

(Camera lands on Graduon) "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!" (Awkward pause, Chris picks up Graduon) "(sigh) Well, that's life." (Moves Graduon out of frame)

(Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu) "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-14T02:44:12Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: Created page with "I tried to break it up to give the sort of back-and-forth "dialogue", Chris was going for, but I'm sure it could be improved. Especially when it comes to describing Chris' so..."

I tried to break it up to give the sort of back-and-forth "dialogue", Chris was going for, but I'm sure it could be improved. Especially when it comes to describing Chris' sound effects. Didn't really proofread it too closely.

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-14T02:40:37Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

Intended as a sort of commercial for his homemade Amiibos, the video quickly devolves into a sort of therapy session for Chris. He vents his frustration with his Autism, and well as directs a stream of hatred at his estranged half-sibling.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
(The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background)

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- (Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again)

"C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

"Okay!"

(Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo)

(Chris picks up Sonichu) "You accidentally hit me!"

"I'm sorry."

"Alright, let's get another one!" (He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table)

(Picks up Sonichu.) "Mega-kick!" (Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop)

(Picks up Rosechu.) "Mach-punch!" (Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo)

"And... (Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu with one hand) Team Thunderbolt!" (Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise)

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

(Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo)

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! (He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure) Uh, hey y'all-- (sigh) you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- (Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo) I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! (Knocks Chris figure over) You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! (Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it) And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

(Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]])

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! (Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises) Frickin' Autism! Yeah! (Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure) And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! (Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.)

And then of course... (Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame) Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

(Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down.) I think we have the... (Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers) I think we have... another couple come in this time...

(Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary) Wild and Simonla!

(Chris manipulates Graduon and attempts a deep, gravelly tone) "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

(Chris picks up Mary, and switches to a shrill falsetto) "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

"No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

"Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

"Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

"Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

(Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla)

"We're confused... but let's take 'em out!" (Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises) "Vine-whip!" (Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around)

(Chris picks up Simonla) "Burrow in the ground!" (Holds her drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris makes various sounds. He sets Wild and Simonla upright)

(Camera pans over table.) And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. (Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu) In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- (Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame) Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. (Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu) Oops. (Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again)

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me! (Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]) And my family! My family's the good people. (Camera wobbles around a bit.) Except for... (Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings) ''some''. Except for ''some''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still... (Camera whip-pans back over to his parents) ''alive''.

(Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything) You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! (Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole") "Movie reviewer."

(Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole", attempts a deep voice) "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! (He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!")

(Picks up Chris figure) "Yeah, well you look like my brother, so..." (Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!") "Take that!" (Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises)

(Setting the Chris figure aside, he picks "Cole" back up) "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

(Moves Graduon next to "Cole") "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

(Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures) "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

(Awkward pause)

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. (Camera passes over all of the Amiibos) A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. (cough) And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. (Moves Graduon into frame) Of Graduon!

(Moves Mary next to Graduon) "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

"Aw, shut up!" (Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over)

(Chris picks up Graduon) "I don't think so! ''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR''!!! (Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over)

(Picks up Mary) "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." (Moves Mary out of frame)

(Camera lands on Graduon) "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!" (Awkward pause, Chris picks up Graduon) "(sigh) Well, that's life." (Moves Graduon out of frame)

(Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu) "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-14T02:37:03Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* Transcript */

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
(The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background)

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- (Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again)

"C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

"Okay!"

(Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo)

(Chris picks up Sonichu) "You accidentally hit me!"

"I'm sorry."

"Alright, let's get another one!" (He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table)

(Picks up Sonichu.) "Mega-kick!" (Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop)

(Picks up Rosechu.) "Mach-punch!" (Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo)

"And... (Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu with one hand) Team Thunderbolt!" (Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise)

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

(Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo)

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! (He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure) Uh, hey y'all-- (sigh) you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- (Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo) I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! (Knocks Chris figure over) You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! (Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it) And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

(Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]])

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! (Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises) Frickin' Autism! Yeah! (Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure) And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! (Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.)

And then of course... (Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame) Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

(Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down.) I think we have the... (Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers) I think we have... another couple come in this time...

(Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary) Wild and Simonla!

(Chris manipulates Graduon and attempts a deep, gravelly tone) "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

(Chris picks up Mary, and switches to a shrill falsetto) "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

"No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

"Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

"Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

"Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

(Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla)

"We're confused... but let's take 'em out!" (Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises) "Vine-whip!" (Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around)

(Chris picks up Simonla) "Burrow in the ground!" (Holds her drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris makes various sounds. He sets Wild and Simonla upright)

(Camera pans over table.) And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. (Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu) In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- (Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame) Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. (Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu) Oops. (Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again)

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me! (Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]) And my family! My family's the good people. (Camera wobbles around a bit.) Except for... (Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings) ''some''. Except for ''some''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still... (Camera whip-pans back over to his parents) ''alive''.

(Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything) You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! (Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole") "Movie reviewer."

(Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole", attempts a deep voice) "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! (He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!")

(Picks up Chris figure) "Yeah, well you look like my brother, so..." (Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!") "Take that!" (Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises)

(Setting the Chris figure aside, he picks "Cole" back up) "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

(Moves Graduon next to "Cole") "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

(Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures) "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

(Awkward pause)

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. (Camera passes over all of the Amiibos) A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. (cough) And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. (Moves Graduon into frame) Of Graduon!

(Moves Mary next to Graduon) "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

"Aw, shut up!" (Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over)

(Chris picks up Graduon) "I don't think so! ''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR''!!! (Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over)

(Picks up Mary) "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." (Moves Mary out of frame)

(Camera lands on Graduon) "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!" (Awkward pause, Chris picks up Graduon) "(sigh) Well, that's life." (Moves Graduon out of frame)

(Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu) "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]|nextlink=[[Donation Options Reviewed.]]|}}

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!

2015-11-14T02:35:45Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* Transcript */

'''Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!''' is a video Chris uploaded to [[YouTube]] on 11 [[November 2015]]. Chris experiments with [[Wikipedia:Anaglyph 3D|Anaglyph 3D]] in advertising his toys.

==Description==

{{quotebox|Not only can you play with them in video games, but through the power of your minds and imagination. Toy to Life Figures are still Toys after all, and Can be Collected in All, and Played With.

Available Mainly through me, Christine Weston Chandler, the original creator of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], on Cwcville Shopping at Etsy.com.
}}

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Sonichu and Rosechu figure collection toy battle!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|hMt-xqtw744}}
| stardate = 11 [[November 2015]]
| maker = CwcvilleGuardian
| subject =
|style = {{Comedy|text}}
| shirt =
| previous = [[Family Needs to appreciate Family]]
| next = [[Donation Options Reviewed.]]
}}

==Transcript==
(The video opens on a shot of a table full of Chris' homemade Amiibos, the hero figures on the left side, villains on the right. Music plays in the background)

Hello and good day, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once again, and I wanted to give ya'll a little bit of a detail about something you can do, in addition to the Amiibo figures actually workin' on Nintendo 3DS and Wii U with their bonus functionality through the chips in the bottom. And not only do they have ''high'' collectability... between the good guys and the bad guys, more bad guys to come. I was hopin' that by the time I get to making that, I have a... a lot more... Jerkops and Janekops to fight! But that will be in a later ad that I will end up creating and-- and animating and all that... like in the-- like a traditional toy commercial. But anyway, uh... you forget one-- don't forget one thing aside from be-- you don't have to have them for their Amiibo functionality... because they are very collectible; and as toys, you can still use your imagination and ''play'' with them. So it's like, you know, let's take an example of Sonichu and Rosechu they're defending the city of [[Cwcville]] against the horde of [[Jerkops]] that came in. Jerkops and Janekops! And y'know it's like they're practically outnumbered!
Like- (Chris accidentally knocks over the Rosechu figure, then stands it up again)

"C'mon Rosie, let's go zap these guys back to Graduon!"

"Okay!"

(Chris makes a series of zapping noises while manipulating the Rosechu figure at the Janekop. Then he attempts "impact" sounds while manipulating the Janekop. He picks up the Rosechu, knocks over the Janekop and the Sonichu Amiibo)

(Chris picks up Sonichu) "You accidentally hit me!"

"I'm sorry."

"Alright, let's get another one!" (He smashes Sonichu into a Jerkop figure, attempting more zapping noises. The zapping devolves into fart-noises as he knocks over the Jerkop, then drops Sonichu onto the table)

(Picks up Sonichu.) "Mega-kick!" (Uses Sonichu to knock over another Jerkop)

(Picks up Rosechu.) "Mach-punch!" (Uses Rosechu to hit a Jerkop Amiibo)

"And... (Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu with one hand) Team Thunderbolt!" (Waves both figures over the "bad" Amiibos while making a prolonged fart noise)

And this one is taken down... as the city is safe from another... herd of Jerkops and Janekops for a day!

(Chris scoops up the fallen figures and moves them aside. He brings forward the [[Autism]] Amiibo)

And let's talk about a moment about autism, the one that's always beatin' me on the brain! (He moves a sword-wielding Amiibo representation of himself forward, picks up the Autism figure) Uh, hey y'all-- (sigh) you're always beatin' me up on the brain you frickin' autism, ya- (Picks up Autism figure, begins knocking it against the head of the Chris Amiibo) I'm stuck with you everyday of my life and it frickin' bothers me! (Knocks Chris figure over) You always-- you [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow me down in the head]] and lay me down and I can't socialize as well! (Picks up Chris figure, begins smashing Autism with it) And not only that, but you bring me- you make my parents have to send me to all the... institutions, and all the things, and all the therapy and everything... makin' them waste a lot of money! That coulda been used for the betterment of the family and the household and actually payin' the bills and everything! Dang.. gone... mental... condition, that messed up my brain for a lifetime! Electric Hedgehog Power!

(Chris makes a wooshing noise as he removes the Chris figure and replaces it with [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]])

And now I'm gonna thunder-punch you away! (Repeatedly bashes Chris-Chain Sonichu into Autism while making fart noises) Frickin' Autism! Yeah! (Sets Chris-Chan Sonichu on the fallen Autism figure) And I win against autism! Kickin' it in da tush! (Use Chris-Chan Sonichu to knock Autism out of frame.)

And then of course... (Chris moves the [[Count Graduon]] and [[Mary Lee Walsh]] Amiibos into center frame) Graduon and Slaweel Ryam!

(Picks up Sonichu and Rosechu for a split second, then puts them down.) I think we have the... (Camera moves around, passes over what appears to be a Nintendo DS covered in stickers) I think we have... another couple come in this time...

(Camera shakes as Chris moves Wild and Simonla Rosechu Amiibos in front of Graduon and Mary) Wild and Simonla!

(Chris manipulates Graduon and attempts a deep, gravelly tone) "Aha! So... you grass and wild types, you think you can tak-- stand our mag-- might and magic?"

(Chris picks up Mary, and switches to a shrill falsetto) "Yeah, our might and magic? 'Cause Graduon's still in the wand here!"

"No I'm not! You broke the wand!"

"Yeah, you're right, Christine broke the wand."

"Er, I tell you what... you're a very-- daggone-- nasty woman, and I never cared for your magic, you're just a hack!"

"Yeah, well, you know what? You're old!"

(Chris takes Graduon and Mary in one hand and shuffles them against each other, all while making a series of odd, high-pitched "fight" noises. He shifts the camera toward Wild and Simonla)

"We're confused... but let's take 'em out!" (Chris picks up Wild, moves it toward the villains while continuing his usual impact noises) "Vine-whip!" (Chris waves Wild around the two in a circular motion, while making an incomprehensible noise meant to indicate vines whipping around)

(Chris picks up Simonla) "Burrow in the ground!" (Holds her drill against the table while making motorboat sounds. Camera shakes around as he smashes Simonla into the fallen villains. Chris makes various sounds. He sets Wild and Simonla upright)

(Camera pans over table.) And think of all the extra fun you can have with the other heroes... and villains... available now and yet to come! So you can take down more of these bad guys. (Camera lands on Jerkop Amiibos for a moment, then tilts up to Sonichu and Rosechu) In the name of saving the day and the city of Cwcville!

And also help-- (Clattering as Chris tosses the Autism figure back into frame) Takin' down autism, so we-- don't ha-- so that's one less worry to worry about in life. And dollars will be donated for each sa-- uh, for sale for each of these Autism figures. They come in-- they come in four colors. Each of which represents that little puzzle piece, and the primaries, plus green. (Waves around Chris Amiibo, knocks over Rosechu) Oops. (Sets Rosechu upright, picks up Chris figure again)

So, that's a little bit of the thing-- that's definitely a fun thin you can do with the Amiibo fi-- with the collectible Sonichu and Rosechu figures... And me! (Camera whip-pans over to two little Amiibos representing [[Barb]] and [[Bob]]) And my family! My family's the good people. (Camera wobbles around a bit.) Except for... (Camera lands on the Jerkops, which are meant to represent Chris' half-siblings) ''some''. Except for ''some''. Who could actually be more appreciative of the family they have actually... been lost within the past few years, and yet, the one that's still... (Camera whip-pans back over to his parents) ''alive''.

(Camera whip-pans onto a Jerkop Amiibo, which honestly resembles a hipster more than anything) You hear that, [[Cole Smithey|Cole]]? Come make amends with my mother, daggone it! (Chris stress sighs as he moves the Chris figure toward "Cole") "Movie reviewer."

(Chris reaches out and manipulates "Cole", attempts a deep voice) "I am not who you think I am. I have been possessed by Count Graduon, and I fight for him now! (He makes "Cole" punch Chris with a "pff!")

(Picks up Chris figure) "Yeah, well you look like my brother, so..." (Knocks "Cole" over with another "pff!") "Take that!" (Chris makes his Amiibo self stab "Cole" repeatedly while making zapping noises)

(Setting the Chris figure aside, he picks "Cole" back up) "We rise... because we have the spirit of Graduon!"

(Moves Graduon next to "Cole") "That's right! This body is under my control! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrrr!''"

(Moving "Cole" and Graduon out of frame, the camera lands on a three-shot of the Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu figures) "And we'll fight anoth-- we'll fight-- day-- another day, to defend the city... and help restore true love within the world and everything."

(Awkward pause)

A much better commercial advertisement will be made in the future with more figures. (Camera passes over all of the Amiibos) A whole lot... and more... to collect! Including the customizable Jerkops and Janekops. (cough) And that's quite a few to collect, y'know with one of-- with one of each of the... uniform colors... [[Chris and racism|skin-tone colors]]... Sword-fighter... Gunner... and Brawler. And they come customizable with the-- with your choice of either the... custom-made Mii, in the base... or a human-version figure like Mario, Luigi, villager, whatever. So, practically dime-a-dozen the, uh... Jerkops and Janekops, 'cause they're the pawns. (Moves Graduon into frame) Of Graduon!

(Moves Mary next to Graduon) "I can't believe I was trapped in this wand!"

"Aw, shut up!" (Chris uses Mary to knock Graduon over)

(Chris picks up Graduon) "I don't think so! ''BRAAAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR''!!! (Makes Graduon hump the back of Mary Lee Walsh's head until she falls over)

(Picks up Mary) "That's it, I'm probably gonna go work with the good guys." (Moves Mary out of frame)

(Camera lands on Graduon) "''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrr, hurrr, hurrrrr''!!! We'll fight another day! And we'll get this city! And all true love will be destroyed and made illegal! ''Urr, hurr, hurr, hurrrrr''!!!" (Awkward pause, Chris picks up Graduon) "(sigh) Well, that's life." (Moves Graduon out of frame)

(Camera returns to three-shot of Chris, Sonichu and Rosechu) "We're the good guys, and we'll help restore goodness and everything! Collect us all!"

Thank you. Take a few weeks to make. Visit the Cwcville shopping shop on [[Etsy]].

==See Also==

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[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2015]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Kevin the Jew

2015-10-30T23:45:19Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* Appearance & Personality */

[[File:Kevin_the_Jew.jpg|thumb|right|A completely reasonable reaction to an offer of baked goods.]]

{{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.|Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 15</ref>}}

{{Quote|...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court marshall for that person.|Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 37</ref>}}

'''Kevin the Jew''' is a classmate and the former boyfriend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cera Rosechu]]. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of [[Sonichu 11]].

==Character History==

He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her [[Rosechu|mother]] the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it with vanilla, as Jews (are seemingly) allergic to everything else.

Kevin and Cera played ''Call of Duty'' together on [[Christmas]]. Cera quickly proved herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character is carrying too much to run, and died in a violent explosion. Cera told him that he shouldn't take the death of a virtual game character so seriously, but Kevin was inconsolable. She tried to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin screamed and smashed the cookie to bits. The biggest lesson Cera learned from this is [[Twin Falling Towers|"not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."]]

Kevin portrayed Joseph in the Nativity pageant alongside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine Rosechu]] as Mary. During Christine's evolution, he improvised in order to stall for time while [[Sonichu|her father]] brought her new clothes.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologized, and gave him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumped her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him. He walked off, leaving her a weeping mess (Also, he kept the cookies).

[[File:Kevin_and_Cera.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry, Cera... looks like you're stuck a two-year-old [[virgin with rage]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==

Like [[Allison Amber]] or [[Heather Iglesias]], Kevin is one of the few of Chris' characters not directly based on any existing media character.

His hair is long and blonde, and he is depicted as being the same height as Cera Rosechu. Since like all Sonees and Rosees she is small enough to be carted around by a three-foot hedgehog, this puts his height at about one foot.<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-10-25-chris-uploads-new-sonichu-11-pages.13812/page-10#post-1060085]</ref> Though his age is not expressly stated, he is ridiculously tiny for anyone older than a newborn.

Kevin made his triumphant debut in [[2015]], wherein it is made clear that he and Cera are [[Date Ed|dating]]. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today (CWCipedia)]</ref>), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]], this makes him a [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophile]] AND a possible [[pedofork]].

Despite his professed religion, Kevin acted in the school's Nativity play. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believes [[Jesus]] is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on [[South Park]] and just copied the idea.

Kevin's poor reaction to Cera's conduct while playing ''Call of Duty'' provides one of the major conflicts of the Christmas story. When his avatar is killed, he bursts into tears and is traumatized to the point where even the image of a flame gives him a panic attack. This seems especially immature considering he's playing a multi-player combat game where one can expect their character die numerous times. Then when Cera attempts to soothe his wounded ego, Kevin gives a long speech equating her actions in a video game with how good of a person she is. When he dumps her, he condescendingly implies that ''she'' is the one who needs to mature. This demonstrates he is not only [[Simonla Rosechu|over-attached to fictional characters]], but also a staggering hypocrite. It's not clear whether or not this is intentional, because unlike other conflicts Chris has written, there is not a blatant hero/villain dynamic.

==Sources==

Kevin the Jew

2015-10-30T23:35:42Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

[[File:Kevin_the_Jew.jpg|thumb|right|A completely reasonable reaction to an offer of baked goods.]]

{{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.|Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 15</ref>}}

{{Quote|...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court marshall for that person.|Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 37</ref>}}

'''Kevin the Jew''' is a classmate and the former boyfriend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cera Rosechu]]. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of [[Sonichu 11]].

==Character History==

He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her [[Rosechu|mother]] the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it with vanilla, as Jews (are seemingly) allergic to everything else.

Kevin and Cera played ''Call of Duty'' together on [[Christmas]]. Cera quickly proved herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character is carrying too much to run, and died in a violent explosion. Cera told him that he shouldn't take the death of a virtual game character so seriously, but Kevin was inconsolable. She tried to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin screamed and smashed the cookie to bits. The biggest lesson Cera learned from this is [[Twin Falling Towers|"not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."]]

Kevin portrayed Joseph in the Nativity pageant alongside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine Rosechu]] as Mary. During Christine's evolution, he improvised in order to stall for time while [[Sonichu|her father]] brought her new clothes.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologized, and gave him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumped her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him. He walked off, leaving her a weeping mess (Also, he kept the cookies).

[[File:Kevin_and_Cera.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry, Cera... looks like you're stuck a two-year-old [[virgin with rage]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==

Like [[Allison Amber]] or [[Heather Iglesias]], Kevin is one of the few or Chris' characters not directly based on any existing media character.

His hair is long and blonde, and he is depicted as being the same height as Cera Rosechu. Since like all Sonees and Rosees she is small enough to be carted around by a three-foot hedgehog, this puts his height at about one foot.<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-10-25-chris-uploads-new-sonichu-11-pages.13812/page-10#post-1060085]</ref> Though his age is not expressly stated, he is ridiculously tiny for anyone older than a newborn.

Kevin made his triumphant debut in [[2015]], wherein it is made clear that he and Cera are [[Date Ed|dating]]. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today (CWCipedia)]</ref>), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]], this makes him a [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophile]] AND a possible [[pedofork]].

Despite his professed religion, Kevin acted in the school's Nativity play. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believes [[Jesus]] is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on [[South Park]] and just copied the idea.

Kevin's poor reaction to Cera's conduct while playing ''Call of Duty'' provides one of the major conflicts of the Christmas story. When his avatar is killed, he bursts into tears and is traumatized to the point where even the image of a flame gives him a panic attack. This seems especially immature considering he's playing a multi-player combat game where one can expect their character die numerous times. Then when Cera attempts to soothe his wounded ego, Kevin gives a long speech equating her actions in a video game with how good of a person she is. When he dumps her, he condescendingly implies that ''she'' is the one who needs to mature. This demonstrates he is not only [[Simonla Rosechu|over-attached to fictional characters]], but also a staggering hypocrite. It's not clear whether or not this is intentional, because unlike other conflicts Chris has written, there is not a blatant hero/villain dynamic.

==Sources==

Kevin the Jew

2015-10-28T20:34:23Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

[[File:Kevin_the_Jew.jpg|thumb|right|A completely reasonable reaction to an offer of baked goods.]]

{{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.|Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 15</ref>}}

{{Quote|...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court [[Chris and writing|marshall]] for that person.|Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 37</ref>}}

'''Kevin the Jew''' is a classmate and the former boyfriend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cera Rosechu]]. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of [[Sonichu 11]].

==Character History==

He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her [[Rosechu|mother]] the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it Vanilla as the Jews tend to be allergic to everything else.

Kevin and Cera played "Call of Duty" together on [[Christmas]]. Cera quickly proved herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character is carrying too much to run, and died in a violent explosion. Cera told him [[Chris and reality|that he shouldn't take the death of a god damn video game so seriously]], but Kevin was inconsolable. She tried to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin [[Chris and anger|screamed and smashed the cookie to bits]]. The biggest lesson Cera learned from this is [[Twin Falling Towers|"not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."]]

Kevin portrayed Joseph in the Nativity pageant alongside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine Rosechu]] as Mary. During Christine's evolution, he improvised in order to stall for time while [[Sonichu|her father]] brought her new clothes.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologized, and gave him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumped her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him. He walked off, leaving her a weeping mess (Also, he kept the cookies).

[[File:Kevin_and_Cera.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry, Cera... looks like you're stuck a two-year-old [[virgin with rage]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==

Like [[Allison Amber]] or [[Heather Iglesias]], Kevin is one of the few or Chris' characters not directly based on any existing media character.

His hair is long and blonde, and he is depicted as being the same height as Cera Rosechu. Since like all Sonees and Rosees she is small enough to be carted around by a three-foot hedgehog, this puts his height at about one foot.<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-10-25-chris-uploads-new-sonichu-11-pages.13812/page-10#post-1060085]</ref> Though his age is not expressly stated, he is ridiculously tiny for anyone older than a newborn.

Kevin made his triumphant debut in [[2015]], wherein it is made clear that he and Cera are [[Date Ed|dating]]. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today (CWCipedia)]</ref>), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]], this makes him a [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophile]] AND a possible [[pedofork]].

Despite his professed religion, Kevin acted in the school's Nativity play. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believes [[Jesus]] is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on [[South Park]] and just copied the idea.

Kevin's poor reaction to Cera's conduct while playing "Call of Duty" provides one of the major conflicts of the Christmas story. When his avatar is killed, he literally bursts into tears and is traumatized to the point where even the image of a flame gives him a panic attack. This seems especially immature considering he's playing a multi-player combat game where one can expect their character die numerous times. Then when Cera attempts to soothe his wounded ego, Kevin gives a long speech equating her actions in a video game with how good of a person she is. When he dumps her, he condescendingly implies that SHE is the one who needs to mature. This demonstrates he is not only [[Simonla Rosechu|over-attached to fictional characters]], but also a staggering hypocrisy. It's not clear whether or not this is intentional, because unlike other conflicts Chris has written, there is not a blatant hero/villain dynamic.

==Sources==

Chris and race

2015-10-28T20:30:25Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* Minority characters in Sonichu */

[[Image: Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|200px|"[[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|I am not, nor would ever, making fun of any black people living, dead or fiction.]]"]]

It is believed by some that [[Chris]]'s '''racist tendencies''' can be traced at least partially to his Southern [[USA|U.S.]] heritage. However, certain other factors seem to imply that the rest of his worldview on race comes from stereotypes depicted by popular culture. In some cases, however, Chris seems to be completely unfamiliar with even the stereotypes.

His racism probably comes from several sources: his parental upbringing, television, [[naïve]]te, and complete ignorance of everything that isn't him.

==Blacks==
[[File:Niggo.jpg|thumb|250px|His rationale for not being willing to date black women is that he's "Old Fashioned."]]
{{main|Niggos}}

Chris demonstrates many instances of intolerance and racism, both intentional and unintentional, towards black people in particular, hence his use of the words "nigger" and "niggos."

==Asians==

[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|Chris standing awkwardly next to some Asians]]

In the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], Chris portrays [[Punchy Sonichu]] as a [[CWC Fighter|kung fu]] master with [[Wikipedia:Epicanthic fold|slanty eyes]], raised in a dojo. When a fan criticized this stereotyping, Chris claimed that Punchy was "NOT of Asian origin."<ref>[[Mailbag 6]]</ref> Outside of the comic, Chris also misattributes the origin of kung fu to Japan, when in actuality it comes from [[China]]. He does a racist impression of a Chinese person, and claims Japanese and Chinese people sound the same.<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5]]</ref> In a [[Katie Bay E-mails|leaked series of e-mails]], it is shown that Chris simply does not seem to know that China and Japan are not the same, as he calls the Japanese account Chinese, failing to realize that they are separate countries with different languages, writing systems and currencies.

In his real-life dealings, Chris seems to have a positive or at least neutral view toward Asians. He has stated that he would not exclude Asian women from his [[Love Quest]], and at one point [[Emily Date Conversation Transcript#Eating Spaghetti (36:49 - 38:54)|believed Emily to be part-Asian]]. However, he also said that meeting her was like having a [[Sailor Moon|''Pretty Girl Sailor Moon'']] character leap out of his television; a real Asian woman probably wouldn't be pleased to be imagined as animu wank fodder. It is also possible that [[Autism|Chris's view of "white" is simply "a person who isn't black".]]

Chris also mentioned receiving a graduation gift from Reverend Shin C. Kang (sp?) of Korean Hope Presbyterian Church of Richmond in the [[church audio]].<ref>[http://www.taxexemptworld.com/organizations/chesterfield-county-va-virginia.asp?spg=2]</ref>

[[Manajerks|"Turdijerk"]] from "Off-Target" has a vaguely South Asian appearance and the name may also be based on a stereotype of an Indian accent.

===Ching Chong===
In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009]], Chris presents us [[Chris and remorse|sincere apologies]] for having scared a small Chinese girl that [[Ivy]] tutored in art. The child, known only as '''Ching Chong''' (程鍾 ''Chéng Zhong'') is now traumatized due to her witnessing a video of Chris drinking his own [[semen|"navy"]] while innocently browsing [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]]. Chris never made a follow-up on the girl and never asked why her name was a known racial slur towards ethnic Asian communities. In the [[Wedding Comic]], Ching Chong is seen [[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|as a flower girl]].

==Native Americans==
{{main|Cherokian Clan}}
[[Image:02-Cheroki-Chan Card2.jpg|thumb|left| This has something to do with Native Americans. No, really.]]
As stated in the main article, despite claiming to have at least one [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan|Cherokee ancestor]], Chris is completely ignorant of Native American culture. However, unlike other minorities, Chris's opinions and representation of Native Americans are a misguided expression of "pride" for his "heritage".

In [[Sonichu 2|''Sonichu'' #2]]: [[Sonichu 2#Episode 7: Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"|Episode 7]], Chris tries to tie in his "[[Cherokian]]" heritage with ''Sonichu'' lore. He depicts [[Wikipedia:Cherokee|Cherokee]] characters in his work as white-skinned and blue-eyed, and wearing Ancient Roman-style armor ([[Wikipedia:Joseph Smith, Jr|Joseph Smith]] would be proud). The [[Wasabi Clan]] unsurprisingly also bear no resemblance to Native Americans.

Chris has also embodied his ignorance of Native American culture in a physical form. For a brief time, Chris blurred his gender roles and began to collect and customize "[[My Little Pony]]" dolls. One of the dolls he crafted was the infamous "Cheroki-Chan", a Native American pony. While there is nothing overtly racist about this abomination, it is probably not how Native Americans want to be represented. In the end Cheroki-Chan is just another Mary Sue for Chris, and pales in comparison to Chris's most infamous portrayal of Native Americans.

In a shocking display of ignorance, Chris attempted to emulate what he perceives as "Native American culture" in a [[War Paint Video]]. In this video Chris wears water-washable paint (and a "[[muscle bra]]") and wields a plastic gun in an attempt to frighten trolls into submission. True Cherokee wore vests most of the time, and there is little evidence to suggest they owned muscle bras. They also notably did not go to war with toy guns, but instead with bows and arrows, which Chris [[I AM STRONG|lacks the strength]] to use.

In a Facebook post, Chris announced that the prostitute whom he hired to be his virgin-taker was part Cherokee, a fact from which he seemed to derive a disproportional amount of pleasure despite the vague implications of [[Crystal Weston Chandler|incest]]. <ref>[[:File:Virginbreaker.png]]</ref> It is almost certain that the prostitute mentioned this because Chris did first, believing she would be interested.

==Jews==
{{quote|I hope that God will forgive you for being so heartless and cruel Michael Snyder!... JEW!|[[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|Chris]]}}

Chris displays open antisemitic tendencies, many of which are believed by [[Trolls|Christorians]] to stem from his fondness for [[South Park]]. A similarly [[Obesity|fat]], [[Monthly tugboat|privileged]] manchild in the show displays similar tendencies, and given Chris's tendency to copy mannerisms and things from even [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the shittiest things he's watched]], it's entirely possible that this is, in fact, the original source (Chris has shown before that he has never been able to comprehend the satire and pro-tolerance undertones of shows like ''South Park'' and ''Family Guy'', even using quotes from ''Family Guy'' in an attempt to justify his homophobia).

Regardless of where it comes from, Chris has a long history of veiled antisemitism. In "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas]]", Chris describes how Jews living in [[CWCville]] celebrate [[Wikipedia:Hanukkah|Hanukkah]]. On December 12, members of the CWCville Jewish diaspora set up "Menorah candles" (the "Haunaka" Menorah candelabrum has seven candles in it, while the traditional menorot used on Hanukkah in real life , called a ''Hanukkiah'', has nine) instead of Christmas Trees, with [[Wikipedia:dreidel|dreidels]] lying under them. Since the candle-related symbolism is very much present in real life Hanukkah rituals, it's in good taste to give CWCville Jews anything candle-related as a gift. e.g., when Sonichu's daughter [[Cerah Rosey]] baked cookies for her friends, she decided to make her Jewish friend Kevin a candle-shaped one. Because Jews surely love to be distinguished from other people on any occasions based solely on their faith, and would take deep offense in receiving a normal nothing-special-shaped cookie as a gift! Also, because ''apparently'' Hanukkah is the only Jewish holiday, and so candles (especially single ones not on Menorah) are super-important to Jews!

Cerah also makes the flavor vanilla, just in case poor Kevin had any nut/chocolate allergies. Instead of simply ''asking'' if he's allergic, she just assumes it. Because Jews are sickly Melvins with many allergies, you see.

On 25 [[November 2009]], Chris was presented in the [[Mailbag]] with a drawing of a fan made Jewish Sonichu character named Harvey Bulbastein. The character had a large nose and seemed to show a liking for money, evident by him holding a bill in his hand and being the owner of the CWCville bank.<ref>[[Mailbag 3#Jewish stereotypes]]</ref> Chris thanked the mailer for sending him the drawing and said he would consider incorporating the character into his comics, suggesting that the anti-Semitic tone evident in the drawing went over Chris's head. On 18 [[February 2009]], while conversing with [[Julie]], Chris was asked by her to imitate a Jewish person. Chris decided to imitate [[wikipedia:Mort Goldman|Mort Goldman]],<ref>[[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3.5#Geography, Father Talk (00:05:55)]]</ref> a stereotypical Jewish character from [[Family Guy]].

Near the beginning of Chris's [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|latest]] (unsuccessful) attempt to be unbanned from the [[The GAMe PLACe]], he casually pointed out that Michael Snyder was probably Jewish, using his last name as a point of reference ("Snyder" is a very common German last name, meaning "to cut"). Of course with Chris being the [[slow-in-the-minds|idiot]] he is, it ended with him angrily calling Snyder a Jew. Given the use of the word as an insult, and Chris using it in context with other words denoting a type of sin it shows just how tolerant he is of other religions. In a later video ([[Greene County Conspiracy|100 2178]]), Chris appears to restrain himself from calling Snyder a "greedy Jew".

If Chris's antisemitism was veiled before, it becomes extremely apparent in an email he sent to [[Katie Bay E-mails 2|Katie Bay while impersonating Samantha Thaddeus]]. While talking about Michael Snyder, he refers to him as a "son of a bitch Jew" and a "pigheaded, stubborn Jew".

==Hispanics==
[[File:455-EspanolicAndVegaton.JPG|thumb|left|Espanolic and Vegaton, the only [[Pokémon]] lazier than [[Snorlax]].]]

Aside from his rather tenuous grasp on the [[Spanish]] language, Chris has created a somewhat racist caricature in the form of [[List of cards from The Wall of Originals|Espanolic]]. It's a Grass-type [[Pokémon]] that resembles an anthropomorphized [[Wikipedia:Sombrero|sombrero]] in front of what appears to be the flag of [[Wikipedia:Bolivia|Bolivia]] or [[Wikipedia:Ghana|Ghana]], and its main attack is confusing its enemies with its "strange language". Its evolved form, Vegaton, has an attack called "[[Wikipedia:Spanish fly|Spanish Fly]]", that puts its enemies to sleep.

Hilariously enough, [[Nintendo]] would later create similar Pokémon named Lombre and Ludicolo, which, despite being obvious stereotypes, were handled far more tactfully than Chris could hope to do.

So far, the only Hispanic character in the comics is [[Heather Iglesias]], the [[Homos|lesbian]] nanny of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's children]]. Chris is probably trying to be inclusive here, but he isn't creative or intelligent enough to think of anything besides a stereotypical occupation for Hispanic women.

It may also be notable that oftentimes, Chris refers to Hispanic people as being "Spanish". While not totally inaccurate, the word "Spanish" is usually reserved for people actually from Spain, whereas "Hispanic" is used for peoples from countries that predominately speak Spanish (a good comparison would be referring to people from the USA as "English").

Chris has shown in the past a willingness to [[Joshua Martinez|befriend]] and [[Lori Lopez|date]] Hispanics.

==Other "white" ethnicities/cultures==
Chris has not shown outright malevolence towards other white cultures, but is often offensively ignorant of their customs and nations. In [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]], Chris plays an Irish song while wearing a kilt and pretending to be Scottish, then mentions a [[Wikipedia:shillelagh|shillelagh]]. His interactions with [[PandaHalo]] revealed that he knew almost literally nothing about Australia or Australians, climactically thinking Panda had died in the [[Wikipedia:Black_Saturday_bushfires|Black Saturday fires]] which happened almost a thousand kilometres from where she claimed to live. He holds the bizarre notion that [[Leonard Bearstein]] misinterpreted his name because he was British (certainly told to him by his parents, as he was too young to think that way).

[[Julie]] claimed to be from a [[Molvania|fictional country]] in Eastern Europe, as did her brother [[Max]]. Chris hardly asked any questions about this non-existent country, nor did he (or Bob) question the fact that both Julie and Max spoke with American accents. There are of course many other relevant cultures and ethnicities, but owing to Chris's total failure to understand abstract descriptions of places he hasn't been to physically, he is either unaware of or indifferent to their existence.

==Parental influence==
[[Image:GrandWizardBob.jpg|thumb|right|Bob intimidating the trolls.]]

Given that his father [[Bob Chandler]] grew up in the southern [[United States of America|United States]] before the civil rights movement and [[Prank_calls#Call_Bobby_Chandler|has claimed to have acquaintances in the Ku Klux Klan activity growing up]], perhaps he had some racial prejudices that were passed on to Chris. In a [[Prank_calls#Call_Bobby_Chandler|2010 prank call]], Bob said ''"I’ve seen crosses burning, fella. I've seen 'em. And you don’t wanna see it."'' Of course, he was being constantly bothered at by prank callers, and may have just made comments to intimidate them into stop calling him. Chris claims he got a [[Barack Obama|slightly racist joke]] from Bob.

[[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] has not been publically observed to hold racist opinions, but, as with so many subjects, seems to have done nothing to correct Chris's opinions about it, meaning she is at least guilty of being passive about racism. It is possible that she may have some prejudices not revealed to the public - the Michael Snyder anti-Jew paranoia, for instance, was very unlikely to have been abstractly contrived by Chris, and Barb was an enthused participant.

Also, both Bob and Barb graduated from racially segregated high schools (and in Bob's case, a racially segregated college), suggesting that they experienced racism head-on during their childhoods. Although this does not necessarily mean that they were racists during their younger years, they do seem to have ludicrous hillbillyish ideas about foreign cultures, such as believing and telling Chris that Leonard Bearstein misinterpreted his name because he was English (even though Christopher is an English name), and Bob being unfazed by a [[Julie|purported Eastern European]] speaking English fluently with an American accent. In the same vein, they have both expressed [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|anti-LGBT sentiments]], a prejudice usually accompanied by racism. Also, Chris himself is very racist, and he frankly had to learn it from somewhere.

==Chris and stereotypes==
Chris's views of cultures besides Southern white Christians can also be traced to the television he watches. The typical [[Adult Swim]] cartoon includes gratuitous use of stereotype-based humor. Chris takes [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There|''The Boondocks'']]' satire of black stereotypes at face value. He also portrays nearly every person of African descent that appears in ''Sonichu'' with bald heads and either [[wikipedia:Golliwogg|round, bulging eyes]] or glasses that resemble such. Finally, he does an impression of the stereotypical black accent, which he apparently confuses with the Jamaican accent, in [[Mumble 4]].

His exposure to anime fuels his misguided views on East Asians. Asians, in his views, [[Excel Saga|excel at]] [[random-access humor]] and [[Punchy Sonichu|martial arts]].

Chris, despite claiming [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, doesn't seem to know what a Native American even looks like, as he portrays the [[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] as an overtly European person wearing Greco-Roman garb. He also tramples all over their actual rituals and culture simply to implement the [[Anchuent Prophecy]] into his comic. Chris most likely has no idea what kind of rituals took place in Native American culture. If he did, he would know that some tribes slit their [[duck|cocks]] to [[Chris and religion|please their gods]].

==Not a racist?==
[[Image:ECP 00024.jpg|thumb|left|Chris being a [[niggo|wiggo]].]]
{{quote|And I am NOT racist, and I like Jews.|Chris, in response to a [[Mailbag_6#Rejected_Mailbag|rejected mailbag]] email}}

{{quote|Blacks...are good people too.|Chris, in the [[Song_for_Jackie.MOV|disclaimer for his Mr. Popo video]]}}

Chris does not want to be considered a racist. He claims to respect blacks as equals, saying that in CWCville "they can even vote", but at best he merely tolerates their existence so long as they stay away from him. Or if they can [[Reggie Fils-Aimé|help him get his inane and idiotic video game made]]. Also of note, every single black person in ''Sonichu'' is depicted as a villain, a criminal or otherwise undesirable. However, he does genuinely like two black people: [[My big 18th party (story)|Kenan & Kel]].

He did mention more than once that the reason he doesn't want black girls (but any other race is okay) is because he thinks God told him that his future daughter Crystal must be white, too. In an [[IRC (17 December 2008)|IRC]], Chris said he has no problem with dating an Asian. Later, in [[Mailbag 35]], he wrote he would date "Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries" (except the ones being black).

Realistically, Chris's racism doesn't stem from white supremacy, or anything cerebral - it's simply a phobia of people and cultures he doesn't understand. Like most things in his life, [[Chris and reality|Chris has no real knowledge and bases everything off what he's seen on TV]], so Chris's perception of minorities is only what the TV shows him, since encountering them in real life is something that rarely occurs.

===Improved race relations?===
{{Tinyquote|1=Who my nigga? Who my nigga, dog?|2=[[Lars Call|Lars]]}}
{{Tinyquote|2=Chris, [[Wikipedia:Code-switching|code-switching]] in solidarity with the niggas|I'm yo nigga.}}

[[Image:CWCRockin4Way.jpg|thumb|left|Chris does not judge a woman by the color of her skin but by the size of her tits.]]

An [[CWCRockin4Way.jpg|image]] leaked on 26 [[September 2009]] showing Chris having sex with three young ladies, including an African American woman. In the [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 10th, 2009|Captain's Log of 10 October 2009]], Chris clarified that the woman with whom he's performing sexual intercourse is "Half And Half" (mixed ancestry). This proves to us that, even if he's ready to touch the [[china|genitals]] of a black woman, he is unable to imagine the sexual intercourse with someone not sharing white ancestry. In fact, there's evidence that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|shared ancestry may be a turn-on for Chris.]]

It seems that the futility of his [[love quest]] has lead Chris to lower his ridiculously high standards even further, as he did with fat chicks (which he dropped for [[Sarah Jackson]]), and red heads (as he did with [[Ivy]]).

===Nope, no improved race relations===
[[Image:Chrishunwessonkramer.jpg|thumb|"Fitty years ago you'da been hung from a damn dirty tree!"]]

If anyone had any misconceptions that Chris had evolved into some sort of post-racial autistic, they should be aware that he ended [[Sonichu Day]] by calling Tito a "nigger" in "[[Chris Drops the N-Bomb]]" and in the [[Surfshack Tito E-mails]], making him an official racist. (The repercussions of this event included [[Jack Thaddeus]] removing his ads from CWCipedia and [[Mao]] taking over the site for a short time, leading to a massive amount of vandalism.) He later performed [[Song for Jackie.MOV|a song in ''blackface'']] for his sweetheart [[Jackie]]. {{clear}}

In the new pages of [[Sonichu 11]] which were uploaded in 2015 [[Blake]] is mistaken as black and goes on an angry rant about how his skin in not "sunburn color". Keep in mind that 2015 is a year in which Chris became more openly supportive the LGBT community. Given this it is not unreasonable to assume that Chris is still racist towards black people.

==Minority characters in ''Sonichu''==
*[[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (Jewish, good but immature)
*[[Ancient leader of the Cherokee Clan]] (<s>Paleface</s> Native American, lawful good)
*[[Wes Iseli#Wasabi Rival|Wasabi Rival]] (<s>Caucasian</s> Native American, evil)
*[[Sarah Nicole Hammer#Queen of the Cherokian Clan|Queen of the Cherokian Clan]] - (Native American, good, probably the whitest of all Native American characters in the comics as she's not only blue eyed but also blonde)
*[[Manajerks#B-Manajerk|B-Manajerk]] (black, evil)
*[[Barack Obama]] (half black)
*Blake (black, evil turned good)
*[[CADD Chef]] (black, evil)
*[[Florance Fisher]] (black, good)
*[[Jerkhief]] (black, lawful evil)
** Occasionally other [[Jerkop]]s are shown to be black as well. No other minorities are apparent.
*[[Punchy]] (Chinese-Japanese, good)
*[[Silvana]] (black, evil [said to turn good])
*[[Manajerks#Turdijerk and Trebor Capman (Accomplice)|Turdijerk]] (Indian?, drawn with tan skin, evil)
*[[Constables Gerald Grant and Louis Perez|Constable Louis Perez]] (black, TRUE and HONEST police officers)
*[[Inos]] (black, [[tobacky]] smoker)
*[[Heather Iglesias]] (Hispanic, lesbian, good, never seen)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Dr. Bill Schwartz (Bill the Scientist)|Bill Schwartz]] (possibly Jewish, worked for [[Giovanni]] but later on changed sides)
*[[List of Sonichu characters#Ching Chong|Ching Chong]] (Asian, appeared in the [[Wedding Comic]] as a flower girl)
*PHI Spring Break reporter (Black, appears in [[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]) - despite only appearing in one panel, Chris manages to make her into a stereotype, addressing the audience as "Sistas and brothas."

In the [[Mailbag]], when Chris is confronted about the lack of minorities in his comic he claims that all of his [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] are considered "minorities" in CWCville, implying that he completely missed the point of the question.

==Sources==
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Kevin the Jew

2015-10-28T20:22:35Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* Appearance & Personality */

[[File:Kevin_the_Jew.jpg|thumb|right|A completely reasonable reaction to an offer of baked goods.]]

{{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.|Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 15</ref>}}

{{Quote|...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court [[Chris and writing|marshall]] for that person.|Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 37</ref>}}

'''Kevin the Jew''' is a classmate and the former boyfriend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cera Rosechu]]. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of [[Sonichu 11]].

==Character History==

He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her [[Rosechu|mother]] the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it Vanilla as the Jews tend to be allergic to everything else.

Kevin and Cera played "Call of Duty" together on [[Christmas]]. Cera quickly proved herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character is carrying too much to run, and died in a violent explosion. Cera told him [[Chris and reality|that he shouldn't take the death of a god damn video game so seriously]], but Kevin was inconsolable. She tried to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin [[Chris and anger|screamed and smashed the cookie to bits]]. The biggest lesson Cera learned from this is [[Twin Falling Towers|"not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."]]

Kevin portrayed Joseph in the Nativity pageant alongside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine Rosechu]] as Mary. During Christine's evolution, he improvised in order to stall for time while [[Sonichu|her father]] brought her new clothes.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologized, and gave him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumped her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him. He walked off, leaving her a weeping mess (Also, he kept the cookies).

[[File:Kevin_and_Cera.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry, Cera... looks like you're stuck a two-year-old [[virgin with rage]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==

Like [[Allison Amber]] or [[Heather Iglesias]], Kevin is one of the few or Chris' characters not directly based on any existing media character.

His hair is long and blonde, and he is depicted as being the same height as Cera Rosechu. Since like all Sonees and Rosees she is small enough to be carted around by a three-foot hedgehog, this puts his height at about one foot.<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-10-25-chris-uploads-new-sonichu-11-pages.13812/page-10#post-1060085]</ref> Though his age is not expressly stated, he is ridiculously tiny for anyone older than a newborn.

Kevin made his triumphant debut in [[2015]], wherein it is made clear that he and Cera are [[Date Ed|dating]]. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today (CWCipedia)]</ref>), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]], this makes him a [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophile]] AND a possible [[pedofork]].

Despite his professed religion, Kevin acted in the school's Nativity play. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believes [[Jesus]] is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on [[South Park]] and just copied the idea.

Kevin's poor reaction to Cera's conduct while playing "Call of Duty" provides one of the major conflicts of the Christmas story. When his avatar is killed, he literally bursts into tears and is traumatized to the point where even the image of a flame gives him a panic attack. This seems especially immature considering he's playing a multi-player combat game where one can expect their character die numerous times. Then when Cera attempts to soothe his wounded ego, Kevin gives a long speech equating her actions in a video game with how good of a person she is. When he dumps her, he condescendingly implies that SHE is the one who needs to mature. This demonstrates he is not only [[Simonla Rosechu|over-attached to fictional characters]], but also a staggering hypocrisy. It's not clear whether or not this is intentional, because unlike other conflicts Chris has written, there is not a blatant hero/villain dynamic.

Kevin the Jew

2015-10-28T20:20:46Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

[[File:Kevin_the_Jew.jpg|thumb|right|A completely reasonable reaction to an offer of baked goods.]]

{{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.|Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 15</ref>}}

{{Quote|...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court [[Chris and writing|marshall]] for that person.|Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 37</ref>}}

'''Kevin the Jew''' is a classmate and the former boyfriend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cera Rosechu]]. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of [[Sonichu 11]].

==Character History==

He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her [[Rosechu|mother]] the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it Vanilla as the Jews tend to be allergic to everything else.

Kevin and Cera played "Call of Duty" together on [[Christmas]]. Cera quickly proved herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character is carrying too much to run, and died in a violent explosion. Cera told him [[Chris and reality|that he shouldn't take the death of a god damn video game so seriously]], but Kevin was inconsolable. She tried to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin [[Chris and anger|screamed and smashed the cookie to bits]]. The biggest lesson Cera learned from this is [[Twin Falling Towers|"not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."]]

Kevin portrayed Joseph in the Nativity pageant alongside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine Rosechu]] as Mary. During Christine's evolution, he improvised in order to stall for time while [[Sonichu|her father]] brought her new clothes.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologized, and gave him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumped her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him. He walked off, leaving her a weeping mess (Also, he kept the cookies).

[[File:Kevin_and_Cera.jpg|thumb|right|Sorry, Cera... looks like you're stuck a two-year-old [[virgin with rage]].]]

==Appearance & Personality==

Like [[Allison Amber]] or [[Heather Iglesias]], Kevin is one of the few or Chris' characters not directly based on any existing media character.

His hair is long and blonde, and he is depicted as being the same height as Cera Rosechu. Since like all Sonees and Rosees she is small enough to be carted around by a three-foot hedgehog, this puts his height at about one foot.<ref>[https://kiwifar.ms/threads/fb-10-25-chris-uploads-new-sonichu-11-pages.13812/page-10#post-1060085]</ref> Though his age is not expressly stated, he is ridiculously tiny for anyone older than a newborn.

Kevin made his triumphant debut in [[2015]], wherein it is made clear that he and Cera are [[Date Ed|dating]]. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today Sonichu#Sonichu_and_Rosechu_from_1998_to_Today (CWCipedia)]</ref>), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]], this makes him a [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophile]] AND a possible [[pedofork]].

Despite his professed religion, Kevin acted in the school's Nativity play. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believes [[Jesus]] is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on [[South Park]] and just copied the idea.

Kevin's poor reaction to Cera's conduct while playing "Call of Duty" provides one of the major conflicts of the Christmas story. When his avatar is killed, he literally bursts into tears and is traumatized to the point where even the image of a flame gives him a panic attack. This seems especially immature considering he's playing a multi-player combat game where one can expect their character die numerous times. Then when Cera attempts to soothe his wounded ego, Kevin gives a long speech equating her actions in a video game with how good of a person she is. When he dumps her, he condescendingly implies that SHE is the one who needs to mature. This demonstrates he is not only [[Simonla Rosechu|over-attached to fictional characters]], but also staggering hypocrisy. It's not clear whether or not this is intentional, because unlike other conflicts Chris has written, there is not a blatant hero/villain dynamic.

File:Kevin and Cera.jpg

2015-10-28T20:17:28Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

Sonichu 11

2015-10-27T19:05:07Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* A Sonichu Christmas */

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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #11
| cover = Issue 11 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 13 [[August 2009]]
| finishedcomic = ''incomplete''
| pagecount = 39 (so far)
| Episodes = 22
| previous = [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]
}}

{{Quote|I have not ended [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]; I only lost inspiration to [[Chris and art|draw]], thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris, September 2010.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I am getting back into the swing of drawing, writing and coloring my pages. The stories resume! And I am not letting too many cooks into this kitchen like I did inadvertently with the haters.|Chris, September 2015.<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Sonichu 11 Continues]]</ref>}}
'''''Sonichu'' #11''' is the twelfth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], dated 13 [[August 2009]]. The cover claims to be the tenth anniversary issue. (Ten years without a "cease and desist" letter from [[Nintendo]] or [[Sega]]!) Chris abandoned the issue in [[December 2009]], months before the tenth anniversary of [[Sonichu]]'s creation came and went on 17 [[March 2010]]. For years it seemed that Chris was done with Sonichu forever. On 4 [[September 2015]], however, Chris managed to crawl back from his long dark night of abuse at the hands of the trolls and cyber-bullies, and finally released new pages.

[[Chris]] began writing this issue while [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was also in production, apparently to have somewhere to put the comic version of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," which is even more unendurably boring than its prose counterpart. Christmas [[2009]] came and went, and Chris apparently forgot about this unfinished story with eight pages to go. In the meantime, he was still engrossed in tracing shit for his epic battle with [[Reldnahc]] and the anti-[[gay]] vaccine from the future.

The glorious resurrection of this comic in September 2015 was accompanied by a [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|donation bucket]] on his new [[Etsy]] account. Money would go towards production of ''Sonichu'' #11, with a single character drawing offered to each person who donates, almost like a poor man's [[Wikipedia:Patreon|Patreon]]. So far, only a few new pages have been added, but in them, the ubiquitous elements of ''Sonichu'' - boring and confusing plotlines, sexualisation of underage characters, walls of text and blatant racism - are present and accounted for.

==A Sonichu Christmas==
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| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''A Sonichu Christmas''
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[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|Take that, separation of church and state! Also: child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|She's addressing Chris.]]
In [[December 2009]], in response to requests for a ''Sonichu'' Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's [[Chris and writing|prose]] was adapted into comic form - the short story "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" served as the basis for Episodes 1 and 2 in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The story contains nothing of substantial value to the overarching saga of ''Sonichu'', instead just depicting the Lovehogs' hellish offspring partaking in various boring Christmas activities, with no conflict or general narrative friction whatsoever.

The comic opens to show Sonichu's family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season, with the house decorated for the holiday. For a wintertime scene, the lawn of 14 Brunchland Lane is impossibly green, while a bike is left out along the side of the house awaiting permanent rusting from the events to follow. This is because Chris [[Scrapbook of Fail|reused]] the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/27/SchuComic9P34.jpg original 14 Brunchland Lane picture] seen in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with half-assed editing of the clouds and sky to a dark blue color to reflect the nighttime, the removal of [[Reldnahc]] running down the road, and the addition of poorly-rendered Christmas lights and a wreath onto the house. Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cerah, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

While rehearsing for a Christmas pageant at her school, Christine plagiarizes a joke from ''[[Family Guy]]'' when she ad libs that the Virgin Mary may not really have been a [[virgin]], which has the unfortunate effect of making it seem like Christine has been raped or molested. Sonichu and [[Robbie]] are seen to be hanging stockings, and Robbie butchers a quote from a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|holiday classic]]. After a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes-inducing speech about loving his little angelic kids.

Meanwhile Rosechu and [[Cerah]] make cookies. Cerah makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a [[Jewish]] kid named [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie, made in the vague shape of a candle, bears no resemblance to any Jewish symbol. The cookie is vanilla-flavored, in case the kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cerah do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies. Cerah says "I wuv you!" while facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall.

In the living room, Robbie and Cerah notice that it has begun to snow. As they watch, Sonichu and Rosechu discuss the weather forecast and decide to hoard groceries while the roads are still clear. While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Luke 1:45-55]] (which Chris types as Luke 1:46.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes. Incidentally, this Bible verse mentions how [[GodJesus]] will reward the humble and [[Chris and his ego|punish the proud and the mighty]]. While this passage is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any American public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.

Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries, and is welcomed home woodenly by Rosechu. His trip to the grocery store is not depicted or described in any way, rendering it a pointless plot feature.

The next morning, Sonichu and Rosechu sit in the kitchen drinking coffee. A [[KCWC]] announcer details [[CWCville]] school closings, and Sonichu expresses his anticipated enjoyment of a day spent with his family, hot "[[tobacky|coca]]"and a warm shower. Rosechu nags him to clear the snow burying their palatial residence, so Sonichu "bundles up for work." The kids wake and greet their father in unsettling unison, to which Sonichu replies with a hearty "good mornint." Noticing that all doors and windows are barred by mounds of snow, Sonichu decides to show off in front of the kids by jumping up their chimney like Santa Claus. Outside, he uses his super speed to scatter the snow off of his yard, heedless of the likelihood that the light and fluffy snow he's moving will be blown towards a busy road and possibly cause a [[Son-Chu|tragic accident]]. Exhausted, he heads back into the house for [[Chris and health#Hygiene|a shower]]. Waiting patiently by the bathroom (because Chris thinks women spend all their time waiting to be directed by men), Rosechu holds a hideous novelty Christmas towel and blesses Sonichu for doing thirty seconds of chores.

To bore us further, we are informed that Robbie [[Christian Weston Chandler|plays video games and watches TV]] and Rosechu is motivated only by her [[Women's rights|desire to cook and clean]]. Cerah plays a game with Kevin the Jew. She chides him that he "[[Sonic Boom Protests|can't be so attached to a set of pixels]]." The two fight over the game and Cerah contacts [[Magi-Chan]] to discuss her angsty attraction to Kevin, despite the fact that she's [[Pedofork|supposed to be a toddler]]. Meanwhile, Sonichu and Robbie meet a homeless woman and instead of offering her a place to sleep in their luxury home provided by the city of CWCville, they call her a cab to a soup kitchen. Robbie announces that he feels embarrassed by his enormous reservoir of empathy for the less fortunate.

Blake and Bubbles are approached by [[Inos]], who wishes them a happy Kwanzaa. Blake remarks apropos of nothing that he is NOT RACIST before [[Chris and Hypocrisy|expressing furious rage]] at the mere notion of someone thinking he is black, insisting mystifyingly that his fur does not look "skinburn colour." A retroactive flashback informs us that [[Simonla]] actually survived the Voltorb attack in ''Sonichu'' #10 due to a healing ability that was only mentioned in this exact scene. She is reunited with Wild, her (for all intents and purposes identical) daughter Sandy, and Zapina, who hugs Simonla and calls her "sis."

As they leave the hospital, Sandy's thoughts turn toward the [[Asperpedia Four|"bad men" in Amish Country]] and whether or not they celebrate Christmas. Wild immediately checks his smart phone and explains that the Amish actually celebrate two Christmases, focusing on "family, togetherness and reglion (sic)". Sandy imagines Mao and Alec trading simple building materials on Christmas, before orgasming at the thought of raising a barn. Mao and Alec also appreciate the fact that Sean is placated by rocks, for [[Audiobooks|he indeed rocks]]. (No word on what Evan was doing on Christmas, so one can assume he got jack shit.) Sandy finishes her fantasy by proclaiming the Amish "weird". Wild and Simonla then take Sandy and Zapina (who may or may not have her own family) off to [[Country Cookin']] to celebrate. An author's note helpfully points out that all Sonichus and Rosechus drive hybrids.

Up on the mountains, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Silvana Rosechu]] huddle around a fire, and exchange flat statements about how they are "fated" to be a couple. Silvana thanks Magi-Chan for all the character development that has occurred off-panel, and asks if he remembers how they first met. Magi-Chan suggests, [[Chris and Writing|"at the risk of breaking the fourth wall"]] they save the story they both know for another time. Silvana then demands they "shut up, make out and mate up" and Magi-Chan expresses his desire to literally destroy the mountain they are on via violent intercourse.

We then see [[Punchy]] decorating his dojo, and [[Angelica]] "sets a table" (which we can see is the church altar, and treating it as a dining table is a bit of a no-no in Catholicism). No sign of [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]] or [[Layla Flaafy|Layla]] though; perhaps Reginald's constant attempts at relationship sabotage have finally borne fruit.

At long last, we see Christine performing in the Nativity Play (along with Kevin, who must have renounced Judaism after that run-in with a candle cookie). Suddenly, Christine begins to evolve, and runs off stage in embarrassment. She texts Rosechu about the fact her [[Obesity|growth]] has destroyed her clothes and Sonichu rushes home to get new ones. Rosechu finds the now adult Christine behind a locked door, and comforts her by sharing in a duet of [[Tomgirl|"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"]]. Sonichu suddenly returns with "coat, sandals, socks, [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|panties]]" before regaling everyone with an incredibly detailed account of his trip home and back. Christine triumphantly returns to the stage and completes her part, despite dwarfing the rest of the cast.

After the play, Cera approaches Kevin and apologizes for killing off his video game character, offering him dreidal cookies as a way of making amends (he apparently reclaimed his Judaism immediately after the pageant). Kevin calmly explains how Cera's aggressive video game playing has proven "too much for him" and unceremoniously breaks up with her (being a greedy bastard, he still keeps the cookies).

Devastated, Cera breaks down into tears and the famously empathetic Robbie comes over to comfort her. Together, they cry for two solid minutes before deciding they're basically over it. Christine scoops up her siblings, Rosechu mentioning how she's gone from "middle child to big sister", and they all head off in their [[homos|electric car]].

==What Can We Anticipate?==

The ultimate content of future episodes can only be speculated on; doubtless, it will consist of the first thing that comes to Chris's head whenever he can be bothered to scrawl a few pages. [[Sonic]] appears prominently on the cover, making it probable that he will make his first appearance since he helped Sonichu rescue Rosechu way back in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].

Chris has said that "''The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.''"<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref> This is almost entirely incomprehensible, as a [[Wikipedia:Reboot (fiction)|reboot]] is a declaration by a Great Director that previously-established canon is null and void, or at least irrelevant. For example, ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]'' was a fresh start with no canonical relation to the [[wikipedia:Batman|comic book source material]] or the [[wikipedia:Batman (film series)|previous film franchise]]. A [[Wikipedia:Clip show|clip show]], on the other hand, is a TV episode composed mainly of excerpts from previous episodes. Neither of these correspond to answered questions or revealed plots. It's possible that by "Clip Show," Chris meant that ''Sonichu'' #11 would contain more [[Wikipedia:backstory|backstory]], while by "reboot," he meant that the existing "plot" would be [[Chris and writing|clumsily resolved in a couple of pages]] before establishing a new status quo (though considering Chris's pathological [[Sonic Boom Protests|revulsion to change]], this isn't likely). It is likely that a "clip show" issue would allow Chris to release an issue by reusing content from the previous ones.

Over the years Chris has dropped a few hints about specific plotlines. At one point he stated, ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]</ref> He later elaborated, ''"Count Graduon will be the Major Villain beyond ''[''Sonichu'' #10]'', possessing the [[Metal Sonichu]] that crashed on [[the moon]] back in [[Sonichu 1|Book 1]].''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> The issue may also move to [[RuleCWC]]: Chris has said that ''"[[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] will be fighting [[Clawdorf]] with great sword and bow/arrow battles."''<ref>[[Mailbag 52]]</ref>

There may also be a lack of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Great Director intrusion]]: ''"After [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]], I will be making LESS personal appearances in the pages, as having done so was a big mistake, because I had got carried away with the [[Love quest|trials and tribulations]] in my life, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|real]] and [[BlueSpike|online]], that it completely messed me up."''<ref>[[Mailbag 53]]</ref>

The long-awaited continuation of Sonichu 11 in [[September 2015]] has so far involved only the playing-out of the boring Christmas story and the revelation that [[Simonla]] is not dead after all. The comic has an attached [[Etsy]] where donations would apparently go towards production of the comic. As promised, Chris has not appeared or been mentioned in the comic and the focus has been primarily on Sonichu and his family. Alarmingly yet, the comic is about the characters' personal problems and not the high-concept adventure you'd expect from a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' knockoff.

==Hoax conclusion==
[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary]]'s rendition.]]
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop of the [[CWCipedia]] uploaded two new episodes from ''Sonichu'' #11. These stories picked up where [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] left off and continued the dark and downbeat tone: [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] were killed in the bombing of the CWCville [[Mal-Wart]]; [[Sandy Rosechu]] was run over by an inattentive driver; [[Wild]] committed suicide in a fit of grief and rage; [[Christine]] and [[Robbie]] were killed and [[Cerah]] badly injured when the three of them drank drain cleaner; [[Rosechu]] smothered her permanently crippled daughter with a pillow; [[Sonichu]] demanded a divorce; and [[Reginald Sneasel]] decided to show the world his "[[Pickle|seven-inch lightning rod]]."

Despite an overwhelmingly positive fan response to the new pages, Chris clarified in a rage-filled [[CWC Blog]] update that they were the work of a troll. During The Great Rampage 2.0 (when the [[CWCipedia]] was hacked for the second and final time), the pages were restored, but the CWCipedia died the next day.{{clear}}

==Gallery==
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==Development Images==
On 5 September 2015, a set of uncolored development images of Sonichu #11 pages was leaked. They appear to prove that the 2015 pages were in fact new, and not something he had been holding back for an extended time.

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==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu #11 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0hhhM_lfR-8}}
| stardate = 11 [[August 2011]]
| maker = archhalljr10
| subject = ''Sonichu'' #11
| type = Fan trailer
}}

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''Sonichu'' #11]
* [https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.915813811846432.1073741853.100002534669114&type=3/ 2015 Pages of Sonichu 11]
* [srtf.deviantart.com/favourites/51290362/Sonichu-11-Alt-Ending/ Sysop's FALSE and DISHONEST version of pages 13-38]
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[[Category:Sonichu comic book issues]]

Sonichu 11

2015-10-27T19:00:04Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* A Sonichu Christmas */

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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #11
| cover = Issue 11 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 13 [[August 2009]]
| finishedcomic = ''incomplete''
| pagecount = 39 (so far)
| Episodes = 22
| previous = [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]
}}

{{Quote|I have not ended [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]; I only lost inspiration to [[Chris and art|draw]], thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris, September 2010.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I am getting back into the swing of drawing, writing and coloring my pages. The stories resume! And I am not letting too many cooks into this kitchen like I did inadvertently with the haters.|Chris, September 2015.<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Sonichu 11 Continues]]</ref>}}
'''''Sonichu'' #11''' is the twelfth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], dated 13 [[August 2009]]. The cover claims to be the tenth anniversary issue. (Ten years without a "cease and desist" letter from [[Nintendo]] or [[Sega]]!) Chris abandoned the issue in [[December 2009]], months before the tenth anniversary of [[Sonichu]]'s creation came and went on 17 [[March 2010]]. For years it seemed that Chris was done with Sonichu forever. On 4 [[September 2015]], however, Chris managed to crawl back from his long dark night of abuse at the hands of the trolls and cyber-bullies, and finally released new pages.

[[Chris]] began writing this issue while [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was also in production, apparently to have somewhere to put the comic version of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," which is even more unendurably boring than its prose counterpart. Christmas [[2009]] came and went, and Chris apparently forgot about this unfinished story with eight pages to go. In the meantime, he was still engrossed in tracing shit for his epic battle with [[Reldnahc]] and the anti-[[gay]] vaccine from the future.

The glorious resurrection of this comic in September 2015 was accompanied by a [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|donation bucket]] on his new [[Etsy]] account. Money would go towards production of ''Sonichu'' #11, with a single character drawing offered to each person who donates, almost like a poor man's [[Wikipedia:Patreon|Patreon]]. So far, only a few new pages have been added, but in them, the ubiquitous elements of ''Sonichu'' - boring and confusing plotlines, sexualisation of underage characters, walls of text and blatant racism - are present and accounted for.

==A Sonichu Christmas==
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| title = A Sonichu Christmas
| facebook =https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/media_set?set=a.915813811846432.1073741853.100002534669114&type=3 ''A Sonichu Christmas''
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''A Sonichu Christmas''
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9245JMAhhw ''A Sonichu Christmas''}}
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|Take that, separation of church and state! Also: child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|She's addressing Chris.]]
In [[December 2009]], in response to requests for a ''Sonichu'' Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's [[Chris and writing|prose]] was adapted into comic form - the short story "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" served as the basis for Episodes 1 and 2 in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The story contains nothing of substantial value to the overarching saga of ''Sonichu'', instead just depicting the Lovehogs' hellish offspring partaking in various boring Christmas activities, with no conflict or general narrative friction whatsoever.

The comic opens to show Sonichu's family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season, with the house decorated for the holiday. For a wintertime scene, the lawn of 14 Brunchland Lane is impossibly green, while a bike is left out along the side of the house awaiting permanent rusting from the events to follow. This is because Chris [[Scrapbook of Fail|reused]] the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/27/SchuComic9P34.jpg original 14 Brunchland Lane picture] seen in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with half-assed editing of the clouds and sky to a dark blue color to reflect the nighttime, the removal of [[Reldnahc]] running down the road, and the addition of poorly-rendered Christmas lights and a wreath onto the house. Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cerah, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

While rehearsing for a Christmas pageant at her school, Christine plagiarizes a joke from ''[[Family Guy]]'' when she ad libs that the Virgin Mary may not really have been a [[virgin]], which has the unfortunate effect of making it seem like Christine has been raped or molested. Sonichu and [[Robbie]] are seen to be hanging stockings, and Robbie butchers a quote from a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|holiday classic]]. After a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes-inducing speech about loving his little angelic kids.

Meanwhile Rosechu and [[Cerah]] make cookies. Cerah makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a [[Jewish]] kid named [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie, made in the vague shape of a candle, bears no resemblance to any Jewish symbol. The cookie is vanilla-flavored, in case the kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cerah do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies. Cerah says "I wuv you!" while facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall.

In the living room, Robbie and Cerah notice that it has begun to snow. As they watch, Sonichu and Rosechu discuss the weather forecast and decide to hoard groceries while the roads are still clear. While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Luke 1:45-55]] (which Chris types as Luke 1:46.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes. Incidentally, this Bible verse mentions how [[GodJesus]] will reward the humble and [[Chris and his ego|punish the proud and the mighty]]. While this passage is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any American public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.

Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries, and is welcomed home woodenly by Rosechu. His trip to the grocery store is not depicted or described in any way, rendering it a pointless plot feature.

The next morning, Sonichu and Rosechu sit in the kitchen drinking coffee. A [[KCWC]] announcer details [[CWCville]] school closings, and Sonichu expresses his anticipated enjoyment of a day spent with his family, hot "[[tobacky|coca]]"and a warm shower. Rosechu nags him to clear the snow burying their palatial residence, so Sonichu "bundles up for work." The kids wake and greet their father in unsettling unison, to which Sonichu replies with a hearty "good mornint." Noticing that all doors and windows are barred by mounds of snow, Sonichu decides to show off in front of the kids by jumping up their chimney like Santa Claus. Outside, he uses his super speed to scatter the snow off of his yard, heedless of the likelihood that the light and fluffy snow he's moving will be blown towards a busy road and possibly cause a [[Son-Chu|tragic accident]]. Exhausted, he heads back into the house for [[Chris and health#Hygiene|a shower]]. Waiting patiently by the bathroom (because Chris thinks women spend all their time waiting to be directed by men), Rosechu holds a hideous novelty Christmas towel and blesses Sonichu for doing thirty seconds of chores.

To bore us further, we are informed that Robbie [[Christian Weston Chandler|plays video games and watches TV]] and Rosechu is motivated only by her [[Women's rights|desire to cook and clean]]. Cerah plays a game with Kevin the Jew. She chides him that he "[[Sonic Boom Protests|can't be so attached to a set of pixels]]." The two fight over the game and Cerah contacts [[Magi-Chan]] to discuss her angsty attraction to Kevin, despite the fact that she's [[Pedofork|supposed to be a toddler]]. Meanwhile, Sonichu and Robbie meet a homeless woman and instead of offering her a place to sleep in their luxury home provided by the city of CWCville, they call her a cab to a soup kitchen. Robbie announces that he feels embarrassed by his enormous reservoir of empathy for the less fortunate.

Blake and Bubbles are approached by [[Inos]], who wishes them a happy Kwanzaa. Blake remarks apropos of nothing that he is NOT RACIST before [[Chris and Hypocrisy|expressing furious rage]] at the mere notion of someone thinking he is black, insisting mystifyingly that his fur does not look "skinburn colour." A retroactive flashback informs us that [[Simonla]] actually survived the Voltorb attack in ''Sonichu'' #10 due to a healing ability that was only mentioned in this exact scene. She is reunited with Wild, her (for all intents and purposes identical) daughter Sandy, and Zapina, who hugs Simonla and calls her "sis."

As they leave the hospital, Sandy's thoughts turn toward the [[Asperpedia Four|"bad men" in Amish Country]] and whether or not they celebrate Christmas. Wild immediately checks his smart phone and explains that the Amish actually celebrate two Christmases, focusing on "family, togetherness and reglion (sic)". Sandy imagines Mao and Alec trading simple building materials on Christmas, before orgasming at the thought of raising a barn. Mao and Alec also appreciate the fact that Sean is placated by rocks, for [[Audiobooks|he indeed rocks]]. (No word on what Evan was doing on Christmas, so one can assume he got jack shit.) Sandy finishes her fantasy by proclaiming the Amish "weird". Wild and Simonla then take Sandy and Zapina (who may or may not have her own family) off to [[Country Cookin']] to celebrate. An author's note helpfully points out that all Sonichus and Rosechus drive hybrids.

Up on the mountains, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Silvana Rosechu]] huddle around a fire, and exchange flat statements about how they are "fated" to be a couple. Silvana thanks Magi-Chan for all the character development that has occurred off-panel, and asks if he remembers how they first met. Magi-Chan suggests, [[Chris and Writing|"at the risk of breaking the fourth wall"]] they save the story they both know for another time. Silvana then demands they "shut up, make out and mate up" and Magi-Chan expresses his desire to literally destroy the mountain they are on via violent intercourse.

We then see [[Punchy]] decorating his dojo, and [[Angelica]] "sets a table" (which we can see is the church altar, and treating it as a dining table is a bit of a no-no in Catholicism). No sign of [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]] or [[Layla Flaafy|Layla]] though; perhaps Reginald's constant attempts at relationship sabotage have finally borne fruit.

Finally, we see Christine performing in the Nativity Play (along with Kevin, who must have renounced Judaism after that run-in with a candle cookie). Suddenly, Christine begins to evolve, and runs off stage in embarrassment. She texts Rosechu about the fact her [[Obesity|growth]] has destroyed her clothes and Sonichu rushes home to get new ones. Rosechu finds the now adult Christine behind a locked door, and comforts her by sharing in a duet of [[Tomgirl|"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"]]. Sonichu suddenly returns with "coat, sandals, socks, [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|panties]]" before regaling everyone with an incredibly detailed account of his trip home and back. Christine triumphantly returns to the stage and completes her part, despite dwarfing the rest of the cast.

After the play, Cera approaches Kevin and apologizes for killing off his video game character, offering him dreidal cookies as an apology (he apparently reclaimed his Judaism immediately after the pageant). Kevin calmly explains how Cera's aggressive video game playing has proven "too much for him" and immediately breaks up with her (greedy bastard still keeps the cookies).

Devastated, Cera breaks down into tears and the famously empathetic Robbie comes over to comfort her. Together, they cry for two solid minutes before deciding they're basically over it. Christine scoops up her siblings, Rosechu mentioning how she's gone from "middle child to big sister", and they all head off in their [[homos|electric car]].

==What Can We Anticipate?==

The ultimate content of future episodes can only be speculated on; doubtless, it will consist of the first thing that comes to Chris's head whenever he can be bothered to scrawl a few pages. [[Sonic]] appears prominently on the cover, making it probable that he will make his first appearance since he helped Sonichu rescue Rosechu way back in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].

Chris has said that "''The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.''"<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref> This is almost entirely incomprehensible, as a [[Wikipedia:Reboot (fiction)|reboot]] is a declaration by a Great Director that previously-established canon is null and void, or at least irrelevant. For example, ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]'' was a fresh start with no canonical relation to the [[wikipedia:Batman|comic book source material]] or the [[wikipedia:Batman (film series)|previous film franchise]]. A [[Wikipedia:Clip show|clip show]], on the other hand, is a TV episode composed mainly of excerpts from previous episodes. Neither of these correspond to answered questions or revealed plots. It's possible that by "Clip Show," Chris meant that ''Sonichu'' #11 would contain more [[Wikipedia:backstory|backstory]], while by "reboot," he meant that the existing "plot" would be [[Chris and writing|clumsily resolved in a couple of pages]] before establishing a new status quo (though considering Chris's pathological [[Sonic Boom Protests|revulsion to change]], this isn't likely). It is likely that a "clip show" issue would allow Chris to release an issue by reusing content from the previous ones.

Over the years Chris has dropped a few hints about specific plotlines. At one point he stated, ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]</ref> He later elaborated, ''"Count Graduon will be the Major Villain beyond ''[''Sonichu'' #10]'', possessing the [[Metal Sonichu]] that crashed on [[the moon]] back in [[Sonichu 1|Book 1]].''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> The issue may also move to [[RuleCWC]]: Chris has said that ''"[[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] will be fighting [[Clawdorf]] with great sword and bow/arrow battles."''<ref>[[Mailbag 52]]</ref>

There may also be a lack of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Great Director intrusion]]: ''"After [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]], I will be making LESS personal appearances in the pages, as having done so was a big mistake, because I had got carried away with the [[Love quest|trials and tribulations]] in my life, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|real]] and [[BlueSpike|online]], that it completely messed me up."''<ref>[[Mailbag 53]]</ref>

The long-awaited continuation of Sonichu 11 in [[September 2015]] has so far involved only the playing-out of the boring Christmas story and the revelation that [[Simonla]] is not dead after all. The comic has an attached [[Etsy]] where donations would apparently go towards production of the comic. As promised, Chris has not appeared or been mentioned in the comic and the focus has been primarily on Sonichu and his family. Alarmingly yet, the comic is about the characters' personal problems and not the high-concept adventure you'd expect from a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' knockoff.

==Hoax conclusion==
[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary]]'s rendition.]]
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop of the [[CWCipedia]] uploaded two new episodes from ''Sonichu'' #11. These stories picked up where [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] left off and continued the dark and downbeat tone: [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] were killed in the bombing of the CWCville [[Mal-Wart]]; [[Sandy Rosechu]] was run over by an inattentive driver; [[Wild]] committed suicide in a fit of grief and rage; [[Christine]] and [[Robbie]] were killed and [[Cerah]] badly injured when the three of them drank drain cleaner; [[Rosechu]] smothered her permanently crippled daughter with a pillow; [[Sonichu]] demanded a divorce; and [[Reginald Sneasel]] decided to show the world his "[[Pickle|seven-inch lightning rod]]."

Despite an overwhelmingly positive fan response to the new pages, Chris clarified in a rage-filled [[CWC Blog]] update that they were the work of a troll. During The Great Rampage 2.0 (when the [[CWCipedia]] was hacked for the second and final time), the pages were restored, but the CWCipedia died the next day.{{clear}}

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==Development Images==
On 5 September 2015, a set of uncolored development images of Sonichu #11 pages was leaked. They appear to prove that the 2015 pages were in fact new, and not something he had been holding back for an extended time.

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==Fan videos==

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| name = Sonichu #11 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0hhhM_lfR-8}}
| stardate = 11 [[August 2011]]
| maker = archhalljr10
| subject = ''Sonichu'' #11
| type = Fan trailer
}}

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''Sonichu'' #11]
* [https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.915813811846432.1073741853.100002534669114&type=3/ 2015 Pages of Sonichu 11]
* [srtf.deviantart.com/favourites/51290362/Sonichu-11-Alt-Ending/ Sysop's FALSE and DISHONEST version of pages 13-38]
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Kevin the Jew

2015-10-27T18:53:17Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

Kevin the Jew

2015-10-27T18:50:34Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

Kevin the Jew

2015-10-27T18:49:05Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

Kevin the Jew

2015-10-27T18:45:41Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

Kevin the Jew

2015-10-27T18:35:09Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story

2015-10-27T18:31:03Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

{{Unfinished}}

[[Image:SonichuChristmas.jpg|thumb|Chris's logo. [[Chris and art|Nice]].]]
"'''A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story'''" is a [[Christmas]]-themed stream-of-consciousness short story that [[Chris]] started in the late evening of 13 [[December 2009]]. It appears that Chris characteristically began writing without any clear idea of what the overall story was, which led to [[stress]] and Chris giving up halfway through - proof that even when using an old, traditional template, Chris will still struggle.

As of this current time, the project remains unfinished, presumed forgotten.

[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] features a comic adaptation of this story (also unfinished).

==Synopsis==

It is [[Sonichu chronology#2008|December 2008]] in [[CWCville]]. The thoughts of CWCville's citizens have turned to shopping, "[[Santa Clause]]", and religion, in that order. The churches are full of Christians, and for some reason [[Christmas#Other confessions|Jews and Buddhists]] have also apparently gathered in the churches to celebrate. Chris nonchalantly notes that CWCville has so many homeless people that it requires ten homeless shelters/soup kitchens.

[[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], able-bodied adults who [[Monthly tugboat|do not work]], prepare to lavish expensive gifts on their children in their state-appointed housing while across town the apparent throngs of destitute homeless people huddle for warmth in overcrowded flophouses (Chris calls them [[Mailbag 18|"Soup Hotels!"]]). Chris evidently believes toddlers can do a lot, as [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cerah, Christine and Robbie]] hang stockings, butcher a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|classic Christmas poem]] (somehow in song form - the proper [[Chris and music|melody]] only exists in Chris's head), rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them is in elementary school despite Cera, the eldest, being two years old. Chris seems to have forgotten their ages.

Robbie and Sonichu have a lengthy conversation about toys and video games. Most of the conversation is centered around why Sonichu doesn't get more presents. Chris adds a note suggesting, apropos of nothing, that the wireless [[PS3]] controller should have some kind of special strap, so he could lash the controller to his feeble, sweaty hands without having to worry about dropping it.

[[Women's rights|Staying in the kitchen]], Rosechu and Cera bake cookies for their Christmas party, which will occur in nine days. Cera has baked a single "[[duck|candle-shaped]]" cookie for the [[Racism|token Jew]] she invited to the party. Cera tells Rosechu that she made him a vanilla cookie, so he wouldn't fall prey to some Jew food allergy from eating a peanut butter or chocolate cookie. It is unclear whether the children are allotted one cookie each, or [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] (the Jewish character) is only given one cookie as some kind of punishment for not believing in the divinity of [[Jesus]]. Rosechu high-fives Cera for her deranged attempt at being culturally sensitive. This the end of the extant story, and [[Stress|it is unlikely ever to be finished]].

=="A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas"==

'''A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas'''

By Christian Weston Chandler, December 13, 2009.

===Act 1===

It is [[Sonichu chronology#2008|December 12, 2008]], in the City of [[Cwcville]], Virginia. The majority of the citizens of Cwcville are full of the Christmas Cheer and Holiday Joy. Carolers are singing in various parts of the city. There's a Santa Clause in the middle of the Shopping Mall. The Biggest, Greatly Decorated Christmas Tree occupies the center of CWC-Central Park. All the churches are full with all the believers, be they Christians, Jewish folk, Buddhists, and such. Christmas Trees (mostly) and Menorahs light up most every house, apartment, store and all the living spaces. Even the homeless have a place to stay in the ten Soup Kitchens/Hotels. Although there tend to be one or two [[Bob|humbugged individuals]] within each group of people.

On this jolly day, we focus on the little house on 14 Brunchville Lane, where we see the Sonichu Family putting the finishing touches on decorating their house. Mama Rosechu and Cera are baking Christmas Cookies of fun and various shapes of Chocolate Chip, Peanut Butter and even Gingerbread. Christine is in her bedroom, rehearsing and trying on her [[Virgin with rage|Mary]] Outfit for the Christmas Play at the [[Barbara|AnneWeston]] Elementary School. Robbie and Papa Sonichu, with their fully-decorated Christmas Tree behind them, are putting up the Stockings by the fireplace in the Rec Room.

Robbie had just hung his stocking up, between Cera's and Christine's stockings, when he chimes in singing happily, "And the stockings were hung by the chimney with care; we three children knowing Santa would soon be there." Sonichu smiles for Robbie, kneels down for eye-contact, then asks him, "Hey, partner, what do you think Santa will fill your stocking with?" Robbie thinks for a few seconds and replies, "I snail-mailed him a letter asking to put some candy in it, and maybe a copy of the new Wii [[Sonichu's Edge|Olympic]] game featuring Uncle Sonic. OOH! And I asked Santa to put the big [[Lego]] [[Jerkops|Police]] Station Set under the tree for me, along with what he will bring for Cera, Christine and you and Mama." Robbie smiles. Sonichu replies, "I don't know about me and Mama; Santa usually brings more for the children." Robbie's smile quickly fades and he asks, "Why does Santa bring less for the grown-ups?" "Well, Santa understands that adults like me and Mama require [[monthly tugboat|less]]," Sonichu replies, "and besides which, we usually treat each other on the presents." Robbie replies, "But Cera, Christine and I chip in for you and Mama too." "Yes y'all do," Sonichu replies, "on Christmas, as well as the other 364 days in your own cute ways; a smile, drawings, and the [[Captain%27s_Log,_Stardate_August_12th,_2009|time we share together as a family."]] Robbie thinks on that for a moment, and he remembers his drawings of sailboats, Papa Sonichu winning a Wrestler's Belt in the match and the family gathered together. He also remembers the games of catching the football, running training around the yard, even High Velocity Bowling on the [[Playstation 3]] ([[Autism|with a custom-fitted Wii wrist-strap attached to the Dualshock 3 Controller. I.M.H.O., ALL wireless controllers should be made with the accessory hole for the wrist straps]]). After all that remembering, Robbie replies with a smile, "Yes we do."

Meanwhile, in the [[Kitchen]], Rosechu and Cera have almost finished baking all the cookies for the upcoming Christmas Party. Cera looks at some of the cookies and smells their goodness. Rosechu looks over her shoulder from the sink, almost empty of the dirty cooking tools that were to be cleaned, because most of them were already cleaned and washed, and tells Cera, "They smell really good, huh?" Cera replies, "Yes, Mama. Delicious," with a few crumbs hanging from her lips, because she ate one peanut butter cookie. The oven bell dings as the last batch of cookies are done. Rosechu washes her hands, dries them, then switches the oven off and opens the oven with an oven mitt on her right hand. and pulls the tray of cookies out. The smell of warm gingerbread refills the air. Cera wipes off her mouth with a napkin from the table, and fetches a fresh, clean spatula from the clean countertop and hands it to Rosechu. The cookies are gently lifted from the tray then are stacked onto a clean plate to cool. Cera exclaims, "I am looking forward to the party, mama. I am happy you allowed our friends from school to come too." Rosechu replies, "That's okay, sweetie." Cera continues with a question, holding a cookie in a zip-loc bag, "I've invited Kevin too; do you think he'll like this candle-shaped cookie I made for him? He told me he was [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]], and I thought it would be appropriate." Rosechu replies, "I think he'll love it. You have made it really special with the white frosting for the wax and the yellow for the flame. Uh, what kind of cookie was it again?" "Vanilla", replies Cera, "I felt it best to keep it neutral, in case he was allergic to the peanut butter or chocolate." "[[Honor roll|Very Smart]]," says Rosechu with a smile, exchanging a high-five with Cera. The two put all the cookies into multiple zip-loc bags to be saved for the party on the 21st.

==Fan videos==

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==See also:==
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*[[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], containing a comic version of this masterpiece.
*[[Christmas]]
*[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children]]
*[[A Sonichu Day]], another day with Sonichu's family.

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Kevin the Jew

2015-10-27T18:29:28Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

Sonichu 11

2015-10-27T18:24:41Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* A Sonichu Christmas */

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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #11
| cover = Issue 11 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 13 [[August 2009]]
| finishedcomic = ''incomplete''
| pagecount = 39 (so far)
| Episodes = 22
| previous = [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]
}}

{{Quote|I have not ended [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]; I only lost inspiration to [[Chris and art|draw]], thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris, September 2010.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I am getting back into the swing of drawing, writing and coloring my pages. The stories resume! And I am not letting too many cooks into this kitchen like I did inadvertently with the haters.|Chris, September 2015.<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Sonichu 11 Continues]]</ref>}}
'''''Sonichu'' #11''' is the twelfth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], dated 13 [[August 2009]]. The cover claims to be the tenth anniversary issue. (Ten years without a "cease and desist" letter from [[Nintendo]] or [[Sega]]!) Chris abandoned the issue in [[December 2009]], months before the tenth anniversary of [[Sonichu]]'s creation came and went on 17 [[March 2010]]. For years it seemed that Chris was done with Sonichu forever. On 4 [[September 2015]], however, Chris managed to crawl back from his long dark night of abuse at the hands of the trolls and cyber-bullies, and finally released new pages.

[[Chris]] began writing this issue while [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was also in production, apparently to have somewhere to put the comic version of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," which is even more unendurably boring than its prose counterpart. Christmas [[2009]] came and went, and Chris apparently forgot about this unfinished story with eight pages to go. In the meantime, he was still engrossed in tracing shit for his epic battle with [[Reldnahc]] and the anti-[[gay]] vaccine from the future.

The glorious resurrection of this comic in September 2015 was accompanied by a [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|donation bucket]] on his new [[Etsy]] account. Money would go towards production of ''Sonichu'' #11, with a single character drawing offered to each person who donates, almost like a poor man's [[Wikipedia:Patreon|Patreon]]. So far, only a few new pages have been added, but in them, the ubiquitous elements of ''Sonichu'' - boring and confusing plotlines, sexualisation of underage characters, walls of text and blatant racism - are present and accounted for.

==A Sonichu Christmas==
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[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|Take that, separation of church and state! Also: child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|She's addressing Chris.]]
In [[December 2009]], in response to requests for a ''Sonichu'' Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's [[Chris and writing|prose]] was adapted into comic form - the short story "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" served as the basis for Episodes 1 and 2 in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The story contains nothing of substantial value to the overarching saga of ''Sonichu'', instead just depicting the Lovehogs' hellish offspring partaking in various boring Christmas activities, with no conflict or general narrative friction whatsoever.

The comic opens to show Sonichu's family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season, with the house decorated for the holiday. For a wintertime scene, the lawn of 14 Brunchland Lane is impossibly green, while a bike is left out along the side of the house awaiting permanent rusting from the events to follow. This is because Chris [[Scrapbook of Fail|reused]] the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/27/SchuComic9P34.jpg original 14 Brunchland Lane picture] seen in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with half-assed editing of the clouds and sky to a dark blue color to reflect the nighttime, the removal of [[Reldnahc]] running down the road, and the addition of poorly-rendered Christmas lights and a wreath onto the house. Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cerah, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

While rehearsing for a Christmas pageant at her school, Christine plagiarizes a joke from ''[[Family Guy]]'' when she ad libs that the Virgin Mary may not really have been a [[virgin]], which has the unfortunate effect of making it seem like Christine has been raped or molested. Sonichu and [[Robbie]] are seen to be hanging stockings, and Robbie butchers a quote from a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|holiday classic]]. After a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes-inducing speech about loving his little angelic kids.

Meanwhile Rosechu and [[Cerah]] make cookies. Cerah makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a [[Jewish]] kid named [[Kevin the Jew|Kevin]] in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie, made in the vague shape of a candle, bears no resemblance to any Jewish symbol. The cookie is vanilla-flavored, in case the kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cerah do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies. Cerah says "I wuv you!" while facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall.

In the living room, Robbie and Cerah notice that it has begun to snow. As they watch, Sonichu and Rosechu discuss the weather forecast and decide to hoard groceries while the roads are still clear. While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Luke 1:45-55]] (which Chris types as Luke 1:46.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes. Incidentally, this Bible verse mentions how [[GodJesus]] will reward the humble and [[Chris and his ego|punish the proud and the mighty]]. While this passage is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any American public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.

Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries, and is welcomed home woodenly by Rosechu. His trip to the grocery store is not depicted or described in any way, rendering it a pointless plot feature.

The next morning, Sonichu and Rosechu sit in the kitchen drinking coffee. A [[KCWC]] announcer details [[CWCville]] school closings, and Sonichu expresses his anticipated enjoyment of a day spent with his family, hot "[[tobacky|coca]]"and a warm shower. Rosechu nags him to clear the snow burying their palatial residence, so Sonichu "bundles up for work." The kids wake and greet their father in unsettling unison, to which Sonichu replies with a hearty "good mornint." Noticing that all doors and windows are barred by mounds of snow, Sonichu decides to show off in front of the kids by jumping up their chimney like Santa Claus. Outside, he uses his super speed to scatter the snow off of his yard, heedless of the likelihood that the light and fluffy snow he's moving will be blown towards a busy road and possibly cause a [[Son-Chu|tragic accident]]. Exhausted, he heads back into the house for [[Chris and health#Hygiene|a shower]]. Waiting patiently by the bathroom (because Chris thinks women spend all their time waiting to be directed by men), Rosechu holds a hideous novelty Christmas towel and blesses Sonichu for doing thirty seconds of chores.

To bore us further, we are informed that Robbie [[Christian Weston Chandler|plays video games and watches TV]] and Rosechu is motivated only by her [[Women's rights|desire to cook and clean]]. Cerah plays a game with Kevin the Jew. She chides him that he "[[Sonic Boom Protests|can't be so attached to a set of pixels]]." The two fight over the game and Cerah contacts [[Magi-Chan]] to discuss her angsty attraction to Kevin, despite the fact that she's [[Pedofork|supposed to be a toddler]]. Meanwhile, Sonichu and Robbie meet a homeless woman and instead of offering her a place to sleep in their luxury home provided by the city of CWCville, they call her a cab to a soup kitchen. Robbie announces that he feels embarrassed by his enormous reservoir of empathy for the less fortunate.

Blake and Bubbles are approached by [[Inos]], who wishes them a happy Kwanzaa. Blake remarks apropos of nothing that he is NOT RACIST before [[Chris and Hypocrisy|expressing furious rage]] at the mere notion of someone thinking he is black, insisting mystifyingly that his fur does not look "skinburn colour." A retroactive flashback informs us that [[Simonla]] actually survived the Voltorb attack in ''Sonichu'' #10 due to a healing ability that was only mentioned in this exact scene. She is reunited with Wild, her (for all intents and purposes identical) daughter Sandy, and Zapina, who hugs Simonla and calls her "sis."

As they leave the hospital, Sandy's thoughts turn toward the [[Asperpedia Four|"bad men" in Amish Country]] and whether or not they celebrate Christmas. Wild immediately checks his smart phone and explains that the Amish actually celebrate two Christmases, focusing on "family, togetherness and reglion (sic)". Sandy imagines Mao and Alec trading simple building materials on Christmas, before orgasming at the thought of raising a barn. Mao and Alec also appreciate the fact that Sean is placated by rocks, for [[Audiobooks|he indeed rocks]]. (No word on what Evan was doing Christmas, so one can assume he got jack shit.) Sandy finishes her fantasy by proclaiming the Amish "weird". Wild and Simonla then take Sandy and Zapina (who may or may not have her own family) off to [[Country Cookin']] to celebrate. An author's note helpfully points out that all Sonichus and Rosechus drive hybrids.

Up on the mountains, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Silvana Rosechu]] huddle around a fire, and exchange flat statements about how they are "fated" to be a couple. Silvana thanks Magi-Chan for all the character development that has occurred off-panel, and asks if he remembers how they first met. Magi-Chan suggests, [[Chris and Writing|"at the risk of breaking the fourth wall"]] they save the story they both know for another time. Silvana then demands they "shut up, make out and mate up" and Magi-Chan expresses his desire to literally destroy the mountain they are on via violent intercourse.

We then see [[Punchy]] decorating his dojo, and [[Angelica]] "sets a table" (which we can see is the church altar, and treating it as a dining table is a bit of a no-no in Catholicism). No sign of [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]] or [[Layla Flaafy|Layla]] though; perhaps Reginald's constant attempts at relationship sabotage have finally borne fruit.

Finally, we see Christine performing in the Nativity Play (along with Kevin, who must have renounced Judaism after that run-in with a candle cookie). Suddenly, Christine begins to evolve, and runs off stage in embarrassment. She texts Rosechu about the fact her [[Obesity|growth]] has destroyed her clothes and Sonichu rushes home to get new ones. Rosechu finds the now adult Christine behind a locked door, and comforts her by sharing in a duet of [[Tomgirl|"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"]]. Sonichu suddenly returns with "coat, sandals, socks, [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|panties]]" before regaling everyone with an incredibly detailed account of his trip home and back. Christine triumphantly returns to the stage and completes her part, despite dwarfing the rest of the cast.

After the play, Cera approaches Kevin and apologizes for killing off his video game character, offering him dreidal cookies as an apology (he apparently reclaimed his Judaism immediately after the pageant). Kevin calmly explains how Cera's aggressive video game playing has proven "too much for him" and immediately breaks up with her (greedy bastard still keeps the cookies).

Devastated, Cera breaks down into tears and the famously empathetic Robbie comes over to comfort her. Together, they cry for two solid minutes before deciding they're basically over it. Christine scoops up her siblings, Rosechu mentioning how she's gone from "middle child to big sister", and they all head off in their [[homos|electric car]].

==What Can We Anticipate?==

The ultimate content of future episodes can only be speculated on; doubtless, it will consist of the first thing that comes to Chris's head whenever he can be bothered to scrawl a few pages. [[Sonic]] appears prominently on the cover, making it probable that he will make his first appearance since he helped Sonichu rescue Rosechu way back in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].

Chris has said that "''The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.''"<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref> This is almost entirely incomprehensible, as a [[Wikipedia:Reboot (fiction)|reboot]] is a declaration by a Great Director that previously-established canon is null and void, or at least irrelevant. For example, ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]'' was a fresh start with no canonical relation to the [[wikipedia:Batman|comic book source material]] or the [[wikipedia:Batman (film series)|previous film franchise]]. A [[Wikipedia:Clip show|clip show]], on the other hand, is a TV episode composed mainly of excerpts from previous episodes. Neither of these correspond to answered questions or revealed plots. It's possible that by "Clip Show," Chris meant that ''Sonichu'' #11 would contain more [[Wikipedia:backstory|backstory]], while by "reboot," he meant that the existing "plot" would be [[Chris and writing|clumsily resolved in a couple of pages]] before establishing a new status quo (though considering Chris's pathological [[Sonic Boom Protests|revulsion to change]], this isn't likely). It is likely that a "clip show" issue would allow Chris to release an issue by reusing content from the previous ones.

Over the years Chris has dropped a few hints about specific plotlines. At one point he stated, ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]</ref> He later elaborated, ''"Count Graduon will be the Major Villain beyond ''[''Sonichu'' #10]'', possessing the [[Metal Sonichu]] that crashed on [[the moon]] back in [[Sonichu 1|Book 1]].''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> The issue may also move to [[RuleCWC]]: Chris has said that ''"[[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] will be fighting [[Clawdorf]] with great sword and bow/arrow battles."''<ref>[[Mailbag 52]]</ref>

There may also be a lack of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Great Director intrusion]]: ''"After [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]], I will be making LESS personal appearances in the pages, as having done so was a big mistake, because I had got carried away with the [[Love quest|trials and tribulations]] in my life, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|real]] and [[BlueSpike|online]], that it completely messed me up."''<ref>[[Mailbag 53]]</ref>

The long-awaited continuation of Sonichu 11 in [[September 2015]] has so far involved only the playing-out of the boring Christmas story and the revelation that [[Simonla]] is not dead after all. The comic has an attached [[Etsy]] where donations would apparently go towards production of the comic. As promised, Chris has not appeared or been mentioned in the comic and the focus has been primarily on Sonichu and his family. Alarmingly yet, the comic is about the characters' personal problems and not the high-concept adventure you'd expect from a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' knockoff.

==Hoax conclusion==
[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary]]'s rendition.]]
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop of the [[CWCipedia]] uploaded two new episodes from ''Sonichu'' #11. These stories picked up where [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] left off and continued the dark and downbeat tone: [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] were killed in the bombing of the CWCville [[Mal-Wart]]; [[Sandy Rosechu]] was run over by an inattentive driver; [[Wild]] committed suicide in a fit of grief and rage; [[Christine]] and [[Robbie]] were killed and [[Cerah]] badly injured when the three of them drank drain cleaner; [[Rosechu]] smothered her permanently crippled daughter with a pillow; [[Sonichu]] demanded a divorce; and [[Reginald Sneasel]] decided to show the world his "[[Pickle|seven-inch lightning rod]]."

Despite an overwhelmingly positive fan response to the new pages, Chris clarified in a rage-filled [[CWC Blog]] update that they were the work of a troll. During The Great Rampage 2.0 (when the [[CWCipedia]] was hacked for the second and final time), the pages were restored, but the CWCipedia died the next day.{{clear}}

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==Development Images==
On 5 September 2015, a set of uncolored development images of Sonichu #11 pages was leaked. They appear to prove that the 2015 pages were in fact new, and not something he had been holding back for an extended time.

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==Fan videos==

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| name = Sonichu #11 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0hhhM_lfR-8}}
| stardate = 11 [[August 2011]]
| maker = archhalljr10
| subject = ''Sonichu'' #11
| type = Fan trailer
}}

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''Sonichu'' #11]
* [https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.915813811846432.1073741853.100002534669114&type=3/ 2015 Pages of Sonichu 11]
* [srtf.deviantart.com/favourites/51290362/Sonichu-11-Alt-Ending/ Sysop's FALSE and DISHONEST version of pages 13-38]
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Kevin the Jew

2015-10-27T18:22:20Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy:

Kevin the Jew

2015-10-27T16:04:04Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: Created page with "Kevin, reacting to candle-shaped cookie. {{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pi..."

[[File:Kevin_the_Jew.jpg|thumb|right|Kevin, reacting to candle-shaped cookie.]]

{{Quote|Oh, chill out Kevie! It's only a game! You can't be so attached to a set of digital pixels.|Cera Rosechu, being surprisingly sensible.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 15</ref>}}

{{Quote|...When a teammate, or a friend, acts rash without thought or concern of their team or friends, I'm afraid that is a court [[Chris and writing|marshall]] for that person.|Kevin, choosing digital pixels over his girlfriend.<ref>[[Sonichu 11]], page 37</ref>}}

'''Kevin the Jew''' is a classmate and the former boyfriend of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Cera Rosechu]]. His first, and so far only appearance is in the Christmas Episode of [[Sonichu 11]].

He is first mentioned by Cera as she shows her [[Rosechu|mother]] the special holiday cookie she made for him. Since Kevin is [[Michael Snyder|Jewish]] she decided to make him a cookie in the shape of a menorah candle. Being the thoughtful little creature she is, she decided to make it Vanilla as the Jews tend to be allergic to everything else.

After a five year drought of new comics pages, Kevin made his triumphant debut in [[2015]], wherein it is made clear that he and Cera Rosechu are [[Date Ed|dating]]. Given the fact that Cera is two years old in this story (she was born in 2006, the story is set in 2008), coupled with the fact that he is human while she is a [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon|Hedgehog Pokémon]], this makes him a [[Chris_and_sex#Bestiality|zoophile]] AND a [[pedofork]].

Kevin and Cera played "Call of Duty" together on [[Christmas]]. Cera quickly proves herself the more capable player, earning "ten million points" by shooting down a plane. However, Kevin's character is carrying too much to run, and dies in a violent explosion. Cera tells him [[Chris and reality|that he shouldn't take the death of a god damn video game so seriously]], but Kevin is inconsolable. She tries to cheer him up by giving him the candle cookie, but upon seeing the flame, Kevin [[Chris and anger|screams and smashes the cookie to bits]]. The biggest lesson Cera learns form this is [[Twin Falling Towers|"not to display an image of a flame to anyone after an explosion."]]

Oddly enough, Kevin portrays Joseph in the [[Chris and religion|Nativity pageant]] alongside [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Christine Rosechu]] as Mary. This suggests one of three things: Kevin is a Messianic Jew (a practitioner of Judaism who believe Jesus is the Messiah), Kevin is ethnically Jewish but is not a practicing Jew, or [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] watched Kyle participate in a Christmas play on [[South Park]] and just copied the idea.

After the play, Cera approached Kevin and apologizes, and gives him dreidel-shaped cookies as an apology. He then dumps her with a long-winded speech explaining that he judges potential mates by how they play video games, and she is far too aggressive for him. He walks off, leaving her a weeping mess (Also, he keeps the cookies).

File:Kevin the Jew.jpg

2015-10-27T15:20:42Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: Kevin the Jew reacts to a cookie

Kevin the Jew reacts to a cookie

Sonichu 11

2015-10-27T14:58:11Z

FriendlyNeighborhoodDaddy: /* A Sonichu Christmas */

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{{Infobox/Comic
| titleandissue = Sonichu #11
| cover = Issue 11 Cover.jpg
| coverdate = 13 [[August 2009]]
| finishedcomic = ''incomplete''
| pagecount = 39 (so far)
| Episodes = 22
| previous = [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]
| next = [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]]
}}

{{Quote|I have not ended [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]; I only lost inspiration to [[Chris and art|draw]], thanks to [[Trolls|the people online]].|Chris, September 2010.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 3]]</ref>}}
{{quote|I am getting back into the swing of drawing, writing and coloring my pages. The stories resume! And I am not letting too many cooks into this kitchen like I did inadvertently with the haters.|Chris, September 2015.<ref>[[September 2015 Facebook Posts#Sonichu 11 Continues]]</ref>}}
'''''Sonichu'' #11''' is the twelfth comic in the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic series]], dated 13 [[August 2009]]. The cover claims to be the tenth anniversary issue. (Ten years without a "cease and desist" letter from [[Nintendo]] or [[Sega]]!) Chris abandoned the issue in [[December 2009]], months before the tenth anniversary of [[Sonichu]]'s creation came and went on 17 [[March 2010]]. For years it seemed that Chris was done with Sonichu forever. On 4 [[September 2015]], however, Chris managed to crawl back from his long dark night of abuse at the hands of the trolls and cyber-bullies, and finally released new pages.

[[Chris]] began writing this issue while [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] was also in production, apparently to have somewhere to put the comic version of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," which is even more unendurably boring than its prose counterpart. Christmas [[2009]] came and went, and Chris apparently forgot about this unfinished story with eight pages to go. In the meantime, he was still engrossed in tracing shit for his epic battle with [[Reldnahc]] and the anti-[[gay]] vaccine from the future.

The glorious resurrection of this comic in September 2015 was accompanied by a [[Etsy#Donate towards New Comic Book Pages|donation bucket]] on his new [[Etsy]] account. Money would go towards production of ''Sonichu'' #11, with a single character drawing offered to each person who donates, almost like a poor man's [[Wikipedia:Patreon|Patreon]]. So far, only a few new pages have been added, but in them, the ubiquitous elements of ''Sonichu'' - boring and confusing plotlines, sexualisation of underage characters, walls of text and blatant racism - are present and accounted for.

==A Sonichu Christmas==
{{Resources
| title = A Sonichu Christmas
| facebook =https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian/media_set?set=a.915813811846432.1073741853.100002534669114&type=3 ''A Sonichu Christmas''
| cwcipedia =http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''A Sonichu Christmas''
| audiobook =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9245JMAhhw ''A Sonichu Christmas''}}
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|Take that, separation of church and state! Also: child molestation.]]
[[Image:Thisemotionyoucallwuvconfusesandinfuriatesus.jpg|thumb|She's addressing Chris.]]
In [[December 2009]], in response to requests for a ''Sonichu'' Christmas special, Chris began to create a comic adaptation of "[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]," at the same time as he was working on the original prose version of the story. This marks the second time that Chris's [[Chris and writing|prose]] was adapted into comic form - the short story "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]" served as the basis for Episodes 1 and 2 in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]]. The story contains nothing of substantial value to the overarching saga of ''Sonichu'', instead just depicting the Lovehogs' hellish offspring partaking in various boring Christmas activities, with no conflict or general narrative friction whatsoever.

The comic opens to show Sonichu's family in various states of celebration for the Christmas season, with the house decorated for the holiday. For a wintertime scene, the lawn of 14 Brunchland Lane is impossibly green, while a bike is left out along the side of the house awaiting permanent rusting from the events to follow. This is because Chris [[Scrapbook of Fail|reused]] the [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/images/2/27/SchuComic9P34.jpg original 14 Brunchland Lane picture] seen in [[Sonichu 9|''Sonichu'' #9]] with half-assed editing of the clouds and sky to a dark blue color to reflect the nighttime, the removal of [[Reldnahc]] running down the road, and the addition of poorly-rendered Christmas lights and a wreath onto the house. Chris believes toddlers can do a lot, as Cerah, Christine and Robbie hang stockings, rehearse for the overtly Christian school play, and help bake cookies. At least one of them appears to be in elementary school, so Chris likely forgot how old they were supposed to be.

While rehearsing for a Christmas pageant at her school, Christine plagiarizes a joke from ''[[Family Guy]]'' when she ad libs that the Virgin Mary may not really have been a [[virgin]], which has the unfortunate effect of making it seem like Christine has been raped or molested. Sonichu and [[Robbie]] are seen to be hanging stockings, and Robbie butchers a quote from a [[wikipedia:A Visit from St. Nicholas|holiday classic]]. After a long, boring conversation about what toys Robbie wants, the conversation finally ends with Sonichu giving a diabetes-inducing speech about loving his little angelic kids.

Meanwhile Rosechu and [[Cerah]] make cookies. Cerah makes a big deal about making a special cookie for a [[Jewish]] kid named Kevin in an uncomfortably awkward attempt at sensitivity. The cookie, made in the vague shape of a candle, bears no resemblance to any Jewish symbol. The cookie is vanilla-flavored, in case the kid has some kind of food allergy. Rosechu and Cerah do not consider that anyone other than Jews might have food allergies. Cerah says "I wuv you!" while facing away from her mother and directly at the reader, apparently breaking the fourth wall.

In the living room, Robbie and Cerah notice that it has begun to snow. As they watch, Sonichu and Rosechu discuss the weather forecast and decide to hoard groceries while the roads are still clear. While Sonichu goes to the supermarket, Christine recites [[Wikipedia:Magnificat|Luke 1:45-55]] (which Chris types as Luke 1:46.5 - 55) while Rosechu watches and the children stare on with their soulless green eyes. Incidentally, this Bible verse mentions how [[GodJesus]] will reward the humble and [[Chris and his ego|punish the proud and the mighty]]. While this passage is commonly heard in Protestant churches, there's no way that any American public school in the 21st century could get away with anything this overtly religious without fear of legal reprisal.

Later, Sonichu returns home with groceries, and is welcomed home woodenly by Rosechu. His trip to the grocery store is not depicted or described in any way, rendering it a pointless plot feature.

The next morning, Sonichu and Rosechu sit in the kitchen drinking coffee. A [[KCWC]] announcer details [[CWCville]] school closings, and Sonichu expresses his anticipated enjoyment of a day spent with his family, hot "[[tobacky|coca]]"and a warm shower. Rosechu nags him to clear the snow burying their palatial residence, so Sonichu "bundles up for work." The kids wake and greet their father in unsettling unison, to which Sonichu replies with a hearty "good mornint." Noticing that all doors and windows are barred by mounds of snow, Sonichu decides to show off in front of the kids by jumping up their chimney like Santa Claus. Outside, he uses his super speed to scatter the snow off of his yard, heedless of the likelihood that the light and fluffy snow he's moving will be blown towards a busy road and possibly cause a [[Son-Chu|tragic accident]]. Exhausted, he heads back into the house for [[Chris and health#Hygiene|a shower]]. Waiting patiently by the bathroom (because Chris thinks women spend all their time waiting to be directed by men), Rosechu holds a hideous novelty Christmas towel and blesses Sonichu for doing thirty seconds of chores.

To bore us further, we are informed that Robbie [[Christian Weston Chandler|plays video games and watches TV]] and Rosechu is motivated only by her [[Women's rights|desire to cook and clean]]. Cerah plays a game with Kevin the Jew. She chides him that he "[[Sonic Boom Protests|can't be so attached to a set of pixels]]." The two fight over the game and Cerah contacts [[Magi-Chan]] to discuss her angsty attraction to Kevin, despite the fact that she's [[Pedofork|supposed to be a toddler]]. Meanwhile, Sonichu and Robbie meet a homeless woman and instead of offering her a place to sleep in their luxury home provided by the city of CWCville, they call her a cab to a soup kitchen. Robbie announces that he feels embarrassed by his enormous reservoir of empathy for the less fortunate.

Blake and Bubbles are approached by [[Inos]], who wishes them a happy Kwanzaa. Blake remarks apropos of nothing that he is NOT RACIST before [[Chris and Hypocrisy|expressing furious rage]] at the mere notion of someone thinking he is black, insisting mystifyingly that his fur does not look "skinburn colour." A retroactive flashback informs us that [[Simonla]] actually survived the Voltorb attack in ''Sonichu'' #10 due to a healing ability that was only mentioned in this exact scene. She is reunited with Wild, her (for all intents and purposes identical) daughter Sandy, and Zapina, who hugs Simonla and calls her "sis."

As they leave the hospital, Sandy's thoughts turn toward the [[Asperpedia Four|"bad men" in Amish Country]] and whether or not they celebrate Christmas. Wild immediately checks his smart phone and explains that the Amish actually celebrate two Christmases, focusing on "family, togetherness and reglion (sic)". Sandy imagines Mao and Alec trading simple building materials on Christmas, before orgasming at the thought of raising a barn. Mao and Alec also appreciate the fact that Sean is placated by rocks, for [[Audiobooks|he indeed rocks]]. (No word on what Evan was doing Christmas, so one can assume he got jack shit.) Sandy finishes her fantasy by proclaiming the Amish "weird". Wild and Simonla then take Sandy and Zapina (who may or may not have her own family) off to [[Country Cookin']] to celebrate. An author's note helpfully points out that all Sonichus and Rosechus drive hybrids.

Up on the mountains, [[Magi-Chan]] and [[Silvana Rosechu]] huddle around a fire, and exchange flat statements about how they are "fated" to be a couple. Silvana thanks Magi-Chan for all the character development that has occurred off-panel, and asks if he remembers how they first met. Magi-Chan suggests, [[Chris and Writing|"at the risk of breaking the fourth wall"]] they save the story they both know for another time. Silvana then demands they "shut up, make out and mate up" and Magi-Chan expresses his desire to literally destroy the mountain they are on via violent intercourse.

We then see [[Punchy]] decorating his dojo, and [[Angelica]] "sets a table" (which we can see is the church altar, and treating it as a dining table is a bit of a no-no in Catholicism). No sign of [[Reginald Sneasel|Reginald]] or [[Layla Flaafy|Layla]] though; perhaps Reginald's constant attempts at relationship sabotage have finally borne fruit.

Finally, we see Christine performing in the Nativity Play (along with Kevin, who must have renounced Judaism after that run-in with a candle cookie). Suddenly, Christine begins to evolve, and runs off stage in embarrassment. She texts Rosechu about the fact her [[Obesity|growth]] has destroyed her clothes and Sonichu rushes home to get new ones. Rosechu finds the now adult Christine behind a locked door, and comforts her by sharing in a duet of [[Tomgirl|"I'm Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman"]]. Sonichu suddenly returns with "coat, sandals, socks, [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|panties]]" before regaling everyone with an incredibly detailed account of his trip home and back. Christine triumphantly returns to the stage and completes her part, despite dwarfing the rest of the cast.

After the play, Cera approaches Kevin and apologizes for killing off his video game character, offering him dreidal cookies as an apology (he apparently reclaimed his Judaism immediately after the pageant). Kevin calmly explains how Cera's aggressive video game playing has proven "too much for him" and immediately breaks up with her (greedy bastard still keeps the cookies).

Devastated, Cera breaks down into tears and the famously empathetic Robbie comes over to comfort her. Together, they cry for two solid minutes before deciding they're basically over it. Christine scoops up her siblings, Rosechu mentioning how she's gone from "middle child to big sister", and they all head off in their [[homos|electric car]].

==What Can We Anticipate?==

The ultimate content of future episodes can only be speculated on; doubtless, it will consist of the first thing that comes to Chris's head whenever he can be bothered to scrawl a few pages. [[Sonic]] appears prominently on the cover, making it probable that he will make his first appearance since he helped Sonichu rescue Rosechu way back in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]].

Chris has said that "''The reboot will happen in Book 11 with the Clip Show Episode; most questions will be answered and plots revealed.''"<ref>[[Mailbag 51]]</ref> This is almost entirely incomprehensible, as a [[Wikipedia:Reboot (fiction)|reboot]] is a declaration by a Great Director that previously-established canon is null and void, or at least irrelevant. For example, ''[[wikipedia:Batman Begins|Batman Begins]]'' was a fresh start with no canonical relation to the [[wikipedia:Batman|comic book source material]] or the [[wikipedia:Batman (film series)|previous film franchise]]. A [[Wikipedia:Clip show|clip show]], on the other hand, is a TV episode composed mainly of excerpts from previous episodes. Neither of these correspond to answered questions or revealed plots. It's possible that by "Clip Show," Chris meant that ''Sonichu'' #11 would contain more [[Wikipedia:backstory|backstory]], while by "reboot," he meant that the existing "plot" would be [[Chris and writing|clumsily resolved in a couple of pages]] before establishing a new status quo (though considering Chris's pathological [[Sonic Boom Protests|revulsion to change]], this isn't likely). It is likely that a "clip show" issue would allow Chris to release an issue by reusing content from the previous ones.

Over the years Chris has dropped a few hints about specific plotlines. At one point he stated, ''"[[Metal Sonichu|METAL SONICHU]] is NOT a secondary character; HE will be making his return as a MAJOR VILLIAN after Book 11 Possessed by the soul of Count Graduon."''<ref>[[CWC Blog#12 January 2010]]</ref> He later elaborated, ''"Count Graduon will be the Major Villain beyond ''[''Sonichu'' #10]'', possessing the [[Metal Sonichu]] that crashed on [[the moon]] back in [[Sonichu 1|Book 1]].''<ref>[[Wallflower E-mails]]</ref> The issue may also move to [[RuleCWC]]: Chris has said that ''"[[Darkbind]] and [[Zelina]] will be fighting [[Clawdorf]] with great sword and bow/arrow battles."''<ref>[[Mailbag 52]]</ref>

There may also be a lack of [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Great Director intrusion]]: ''"After [[Sonichu 10|Book 10]], I will be making LESS personal appearances in the pages, as having done so was a big mistake, because I had got carried away with the [[Love quest|trials and tribulations]] in my life, [[Man in the Pickle Suit|real]] and [[BlueSpike|online]], that it completely messed me up."''<ref>[[Mailbag 53]]</ref>

The long-awaited continuation of Sonichu 11 in [[September 2015]] has so far involved only the playing-out of the boring Christmas story and the revelation that [[Simonla]] is not dead after all. The comic has an attached [[Etsy]] where donations would apparently go towards production of the comic. As promised, Chris has not appeared or been mentioned in the comic and the focus has been primarily on Sonichu and his family. Alarmingly yet, the comic is about the characters' personal problems and not the high-concept adventure you'd expect from a ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' knockoff.

==Hoax conclusion==
[[Image:Sonichu 11 Teaser.jpg|thumb|[[Alec Benson Leary]]'s rendition.]]
On 24 [[April 2010]], the Sysop of the [[CWCipedia]] uploaded two new episodes from ''Sonichu'' #11. These stories picked up where [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] left off and continued the dark and downbeat tone: [[Bubbles]] and [[Angelica]] were killed in the bombing of the CWCville [[Mal-Wart]]; [[Sandy Rosechu]] was run over by an inattentive driver; [[Wild]] committed suicide in a fit of grief and rage; [[Christine]] and [[Robbie]] were killed and [[Cerah]] badly injured when the three of them drank drain cleaner; [[Rosechu]] smothered her permanently crippled daughter with a pillow; [[Sonichu]] demanded a divorce; and [[Reginald Sneasel]] decided to show the world his "[[Pickle|seven-inch lightning rod]]."

Despite an overwhelmingly positive fan response to the new pages, Chris clarified in a rage-filled [[CWC Blog]] update that they were the work of a troll. During The Great Rampage 2.0 (when the [[CWCipedia]] was hacked for the second and final time), the pages were restored, but the CWCipedia died the next day.{{clear}}

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==Development Images==
On 5 September 2015, a set of uncolored development images of Sonichu #11 pages was leaked. They appear to prove that the 2015 pages were in fact new, and not something he had been holding back for an extended time.

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==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu #11 Trailer
| video = {{#ev:youtube|0hhhM_lfR-8}}
| stardate = 11 [[August 2011]]
| maker = archhalljr10
| subject = ''Sonichu'' #11
| type = Fan trailer
}}

==References==
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==External links==
* [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_11/Page_1 ''Sonichu'' #11]
* [https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.915813811846432.1073741853.100002534669114&type=3/ 2015 Pages of Sonichu 11]
* [srtf.deviantart.com/favourites/51290362/Sonichu-11-Alt-Ending/ Sysop's FALSE and DISHONEST version of pages 13-38]
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