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User talk:Thepcassassins

2011-05-19T08:23:17Z

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{{welcome|Champthom}}

I try not to assume things about people but I have a feeling you might want to check out [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#Don.27t_be_a_namefag|this]] before you post anything dramatic.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:39, 5 May 2011 (PDT)

If you want to act like the PCAssassins, you're going to need to confirm your identity through Youtube. Otherwise, you don't need to even try posting as them. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 05:35, 17 May 2011 (PDT)
:Go on PCAssassins' account on Youtube > Post a comment somewhere saying that this is your account > link to that comment here. The PCAssassins get a lot of hate, so it's probable they'd get someone posing as them at some point. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:40, 18 May 2011 (PDT)

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[[User:Freecell|Freecell]] [[User_talk:Freecell|(t]]/[[Special:Contributions/Freecell|c)]] 03:43, 18 May 2011 (PDT)

==Fags==
You are. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 13:39, 18 May 2011 (PDT)

User talk:Thepcassassins

2011-05-18T20:39:57Z

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2011-05-18T20:39:31Z

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2011-05-18T10:45:46Z

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User talk:Wintermute

2010-09-05T18:29:49Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Heard down the grapevine...= */

y hello thar

== You killed Armitage?! ==

WTF, I needed him to get rid of the neurotoxin!
[[User:DronePod|Gibson! it's Gibson! his head's been cut clean off!]] 11:25, 13 April 2010 (UTC)

== Kacey stuff ==

Oh. Dear. He actually insulted her and groped her. On two dates.

HOW COME NO ONE HAS FILED A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST THIS SHITFUCKER?!?-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:13, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Because of his AUTIZTIC CARD [[User:BabyNeko|BabyNeko]]

I really want to know what line Chris has to cross where the autism card won't cut it anymore, and how close he is to said line. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:50, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

Guys, Guys this fat fuck will eventually get his ass kicked by someone anyway just be patient.--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 00:56, 21 June 2010 (UTC)

It usually only takes me one date to start groping a girl. No one's ever kicked my ass for it, they usually just grope me back. I love not being a fat fuck. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:35, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

==Were you that old Totse mod?==

The one everyone kept calling Wintercunt? If so, I thought you were female that whole time.

It's this site that used to exist, full of angsty teenagers. It teaches you to make shitty bombs that will blow up in your face and get high off of household substances. [[User:Niggoducks|Niggoducks]] 05:33, 3 July 2010 (UTC)

lol chris يعتقد أننا إرهابيون --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 03:39, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== Do you play Space Station 13? ==

I was playing a few minutes ago and I saw a user named Wintermute. Just wanted to verify if it was you or not. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 21:20, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Nope --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:11, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

== THE CWCKI FORUM ==

http://cwckiforum.proboards.com
IT'S LIKE PVCC FOR CWCKI PEOPLE!
[[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 13:42, 17 August 2010 (PDT)

==Heard down the grapevine...===
That you know what's what with the PS3 destruction. A friend of mine mentioned that there was an incentive to Chris destroying it instead of what he said in the videos (i.e. money). --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:48, 1 September 2010 (PDT)
*He doesn't know shit. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 11:29, 5 September 2010 (PDT)

User talk:Builder

2010-07-30T09:07:17Z

Fuckingstupid:

Is this thing on...hello? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
==Talk pages==
Please don't erase things put on talk pages, even if you did them. It's considered bad form. Upload link is on the left hand side under the search bar. Try to upload relevant images only. If you have an MSPaint drawing, it better be relevant to something.

Welcome to the CWCki. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:07, 30 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-29T20:56:39Z

Fuckingstupid: /* This section is to sign up for time slots and nothing else, no discussion in here (add a strikethrough when complete) */

I'll begin work on this tomorrow. Sit tight. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 02:36, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:I did start a bit a while back but I didn't finish it. I'll just put what I have, might be some errors. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
::Ok, it's up to 6:21. Have fun with the rest --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:24, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks a ''lot''. I also appreciate you clearing up 'lust is a sin'. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 12:16, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Transcribe les putanes, and leave the summarizing to me :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

...Whoops, just committed a noob's mistake. I ''did not know'' just how hard it is to transcribe Chris - damn bastard keeps stuttering. Course, all transcriptions have to fit the voices ''exactly'', right? --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:08, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:Would like to add to this tragic situation, I'm English born-and-bred and I can't make out semi-important parts. Last time I checked, my ears are working perfectly; somebody with a better grasp of the language should fill in the blanks. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 18:04, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
==Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME?==
Transcribed 5.45 - 15.45. I am trying to start a community project based around the Mumbles. For more info, check my userpage. The next person can do 15.45-25.45 or whatever... Or I will probably end up doing that too. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:31, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

:I can do 15.45-25.45, if you haven't already started. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 02:09, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::<s>DOWNLOADING DIS BITCH. And then I guess I'll transcribe some. Is what's up right now really up to the 15:45 point? Fuck it, I'll start from 25:00 and work forward from there. I must stress, I'm bad when it comes to differentiating between voices, so corrections might be needed.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:38, 21 July 2010 (UTC)</s>
:::These people talk over eachother so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:48, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Guys I fucked up my hands somehow. I'm typing this with two fingers, and I'm not going to be transcribing much of anything for awhile. Sorry :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

:I did like a minute during the part about Shotacon just to try it out before I saw the above (so I fully expect it to get deleted). However, I also put in headings to sort of divide it up by subject, so that it's not just one massive wall of text. Hopefully that helps/is continued. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 06:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 25.00 TO 35.00 SINCE THE EARLIER PARTS SEEM COVERED BY OTHER PEOPLE. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:47, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::OKAY COOL--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:FINISHED UNTIL 35.13. PLEASE GET THOSE EARLIER PARTS UP. I AM NOW WORKING ON 35.00 TILL 45.00. COME ON GUYS, DON'T LEAVE ME HAINGING!!! --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::My part is about half done. Have had IRL stuff to do, but it should be done by tonight. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 18:39, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

If you guys have already finished parts, can you go ahead and post them so we aren't working on the same things? Everything up to 15:00 is transcribed, posted and formatted. Even if it's not formatted that's easy to do, just get it up there. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 02:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:As long as people have indicated what they are working on, it should all match up in the end. But yeah, formatting is a secondary concern to getting the words that come out of their mouths.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

HEY GUYS I DID 35.00 TO 45.00 AND NOW I GUESS I WILL DO 45.00 TO 55.00. WOW I SEE THE CWCKI COMMUNITY HAS REALLY COME OUT IN FORCE TO WORK ON THIS LOL. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:05, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

*I guess offer to help out but I'm not sure since it would be my first time doing this and I hardly ever listen to these so I might not know who is talking (expect for Chris or maybe bluespike) I'll try if you want but I'm worried I won't do it right. but first what I need a program to listen to the audio if I where to do this? because when I download the file It doesn't do anything.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 17:33, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
** Download VLC, it'll play .ogg. To figure out who's talking, just match what's already been transcribed to the voices. Just get used to it before you try, that's what I'm doing. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 20:41, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*** OK I'll start on 45.30 to 55.00 unless someones already doing it right now. damn it to hell, of all the times for mediaflare to start time out my connection on me it just had to start now.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 20:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

OK I got 45.30 to 50.9 also its a little sloppy so I'll post it on my talk page so you can copy past it or what ever though it will need to corrected and add what ever i may have missed I was in a hurry because I have things to do. Again I'm very sorry if its a mess.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 22:42, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:Learn to read, I specifically said 10 lines up that I was doing 45-55. Nevermind, we will put your transcription up and make a much clearer sign up list below. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
:I uploaded your section. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:47, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
I'd help you guys out, really I would, but I'm not going to download 30 MB of nothing but audio. Again sorry, and I hope something else pops up that I can help with. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 04:01, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==Discussion above is getting cluttered - streamlining it here==
So, some notes:
#There is a sign up section beneath this one. Use it to show what you are doing, con't put any discussion in it.
#PROTIPS: If Chris stutters, put a dash - For things like pauses or unintelligible stuff, write it in brackets like (unintelligible) or (yelling) or (pause).
#This can be cleaned up, but try to cover as much as possible. Make sure to add questions marks, periods, commas and all that shit. Any editors revising will be thankful.
#If you have really bad spelling or grammar... reconsider this project.
#After each line of dialogue, put a break tag.

Otherwise, I have uploaded the section by [[User:Kota88|Kota88]]. Please guys, I appreciate all the help I can get here, but don't half ass it too much. Take your time. No one is going to judge you if you take longer to put up your 10 minutes than someone else. Just get as much as possible down and post it to the actual article. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:46, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==Help is en-route==

The principality of Ronichu pledges six hours of transcription work given in chunks between today (Thursday) and Sunday. Let me know what you need done (from what time index onwards) and it will be DONE. I will reenter the Dark Place that is these got dang Mumble Chats. I swear on my Fictional Autism.

Ps if you don't know what timestamp to go from I'll just do whatever. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:35, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==This section is to sign up for time slots and nothing else, no discussion in here (add a strikethrough when complete)==
*<del>I am doing 50 to 60 currently. Sign up for a time slot other than this.</del> --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
*Now I will work on 1h 00m until 1h 10m. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:56, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Mumble 7

2010-07-29T20:52:39Z

Fuckingstupid: /* 15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength */

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos in which Chris attempts and fails to prove his [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialize for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologize or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to color. Refuses to use color pencils or Photoshop to color, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris's dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practice and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularized by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags|racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he is reassured that this would be legal, he says he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humor displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. Asked to sing the national anthem, he instead mangles a few lines of "My Country, 'Tis of Thee". He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|The fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on homos and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
===Chris proves he is straight===
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! ''[echoes]'' 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris-[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh... I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w-... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s-... try, uh, you should try wr-, you should tr-, uh, do you know her email address? 
[pause] 
'''Chris:''' So, uh- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai-, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' it's... ''[sigh]'' if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s-help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [unclear] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' ''[clears throat]'' Well, I didn't really have too many oppor-, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' ''[breaks up]'' 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [unclear] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah... 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. Just- 
'''Julie:''' Hey guys, do you have a question? If he's done? Uh- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' I think you're right. 
'''Fan:''' I...I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] -You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be knowing it, and nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve-ah-very-but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any-for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I-I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, -[gets cut off by Chris in the background]- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question. 

===7:08 Julie asks about shotacon===
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cut off] 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho-[cuts off again]- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot-[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I never heard of that word. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary... 
''[pause, and a weary sigh from someone other than Chris]'' 
'''Chris:''' I'll-I'll take a look. Hang on. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up. 
'''Julie:''' Okay! 
''[pause, Chris's radio is audible]'' 
'''Chris:''' ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark. 
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A. 
'''Chris:''' I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi-for like...dictionary-type website that I have. 
''[pause, Chris's keyboard taps are audible]'' 
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one. 
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''. 
'''Chris:''' Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma-it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan. 
'''Guy:''' Really. 
'''Chris:''' It's a Japanese name. I think it's- 
'''Fan:''' Oh no no, I think you're looking at the wrong thing, it's S- S-H-O-T-A-C-O-N. 
'''Chris:''' S-H- I mean- O-T-A-C-O-N? Shotacon? 
'''Fan:''' It's the same thing, just put C-O-N at the end. 
'''Guy:''' I've read it in a dictionary before, can't remember what it means... 
'''Chris:''' Oh, oh! Okay, here it is, uh..."shotacon, sometimes shortened to shota, is Japanese slang of the phrase 'Shotaro Complex'"...uh..."that describes the attraction to young boys or an individual with such an attraction". 
''[Disgusted reactions heard]'' 
'''Fan:''' Oh my god, what the fuck? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' There's lots of sick people. Y'all are gonna get ricked? 
'''Fan:''' Someone from 4 cent garbage came in and told us to look that up, I didn't--I didn't even want to. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' I guess he's a homo... 
'''Fan:''' Don't worry I banned him already. 
'''Girl:''' Um, Chris, Vivian wants to know if you can like, turn your radio down a bit, it's distracting. 
'''Guy:''' Yes, please turn it down. 
'''Chris:''' I thought that was quiet enough, here. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, no, the lady'll probably pick it up 
'''Girl:''' Alright cool. Merci. 

===10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies===

'''Another Fan:''' Okay, um, I have a question, um, I like to draw--interrupted by mumbling--I like to draw comics and such, I mean I want to start up a webcomic. What kind of materials do you use? 
'''Chris:''' Um, like, you mean for drawing? 
'''Another Fan:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Well mostly I just use like, uh, paper without lines, like, computer printer paper you can get in, like, Wal-Mart, for an inexpensive price in multiples. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay-- 
'''Chris:''' And then I use like an RES--RSVP-brand pen with the black ink. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh okay, is it like, um, a gel pen or a ballpoint pen or-- 
'''Chris:''' It's like a ballpoint, it's like a ballpoint pen. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh. 
'''Fan:''' What do you use to color? 
'''Chris:''' I use Crayola brand markers. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. 
'''Chris:''' I would like to--I would--I would--I would recommend getting the Super Tip 50-pack which you can also find at the Wal-Mart. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. I--[interrupted by someone else on chat] 
'''Guy:''' That's basically-- 
'''Another Fan:''' At Wal-Mart I usually get the 24-color RoseArts. Those are--those do pretty good too. 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhh, Vivian, just so you--just so you know, I'm using the microphone that came with Hey You, Pikachu for Nintendo Sisty-Four [sic]. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, yeah no, no offense, but uh, personally I prefer like, colored pencils and shit cause--[Chris mumbling is heard]--they're like easier to erase. Photoshop [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' If you want to use colored pencils that's fine, I'm not, uh, saying that you have to use Crayola markers-- 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask you a question? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Why don't you use colored pencils? They're really good, you should try one on like, at least one page, just try one. One page with just colored pencils. 
'''Fan:''' But um, actually, you can--you can scan your drawings and then color--color them in like, Photoshop or something. [rest of chat murmurs in agreement] That looks really professional, and really good. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I prefer using the markers. 
'''Fan:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' It's just that I--I mean--I mean I've tried--I mean I've colored with colored pencils before, and I just feel best with using markers. 
'''Julie:''' I have a question, um, uh, the Hey You Pikachu microphone, how does that work on the, you're using that on your computer? Did you say? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah it's just, yeah, it's like you plug it into uh, into the basic microphone jack. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, yeah, yeah. 
'''Girl:''' Excuse me, I have a nice little Plantronics headset. 
'''Chris:''' Um-- 
'''Another Fan:''' Hey Chris can I ask you a question? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, hang on a second, uh... uh, Omicron, that's uh, you're basically, uh, you're basically plagiarizing here. You're even using, uh, parts of my original drawings to, uh, make up your so called real ones and, you're just--you're just parroting--you're just plagiarizing-- 
'''Fan:''' That's dirty and illegal. 
[Unintelligible mumbling] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, you said so yourself, you're being illegal. And plus, and plus I'm-- 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, isn't combining Sonic with Pikachu the same thing? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, but, but but also, look at this, also I'm looking at this site here, it said, he's claiming the copyright for himself, but he's, but he's not. I mean that's like, but he's, he--he says 
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' You need to ban him immediately. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, ban him immediately. 
'''Guy:''' Oh wait wait wait wait wait... 
'''Fan:''' Yeah maybe you should check--[interrupted by loud noise, probably Chris] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah well he said that, he's saying that all of Sonichu material is copyrighted by him, when it's clearly not. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah but you use Sonic and Pikachu, and you copyrighted it-- 
'''Other Guy:''' He just offered to give you credit--[interrupted by noisy chatter] 
'''Chris:''' I mean, I put, I mean, yeah but, I mean, I'm talking about the--the Omnicron [sic] guy here, that's like, just put this link here. 
'''Fan:''' Oh he offered to give you credit-- 
'''Julie:''' Yes that's the same thing you did. 
'''Chris:''' Well no no, he, no-- 
'''Fan:''' We decided-- 
'''Chris:''' No he's plagiarizing MY Sonichu. 
'''Fan:''' We just decided [unintelligible] 
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Julie:''' Chris it's, it's a parody, kinda like Sonichu is. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but he--yeah, but he's saying, he said--he--on his front page he says, all Sonichu material-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah but he's, he just offered to change it, so are you okay with that? 
'''Chris:''' By changing it to Sonichu X-- 
'''Fan:''' No, he said he'll give you credit instead of claiming it for himself. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah I would appreciate that, that would be better, yeah, if... he changed that. 
'''Fan:''' Alright cool. 
'''Guy:''' Problem solved. 

===15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength===
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yes Julie. 
'''Julie:''' Do you think you could tell everyone about my idea? And, since you're going to do it do you think you could tell everyone so they could look out for it? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, your idea... um, oh oh oh, yeah, just basically a video of me coming up to Clyde and showing him how strong I am, a few kicks to the camera-- 

'''(transcription from 24.45)''' 

Chris: There you are, updated. It's finally fixed. 
Guy: Actually that was Richard Karn on Home Improvement, not Billy Mays. 
Chris: Oh. Well my mistake, I mean the guy had the beard and uhh... 
Guy: Oh yeah I can understand. 
Chris: And the voice sounds- and the voice sounds the same... 
Fan: Yeah. They sound the same. 
Guy: I guess. 
(incoherent: too many people) 
Chris: There's a matter of interpretation apparently I misinterpreted so I will admit that I was wrong. 
Fan: Yeah see we all make mistakes, don't be too hard on yourself. 
(pause) 
Guy: (unintelligible babble or singing) 
Fan: Have you gotten any fan art submissions or notable? For the uh- webpage? 
Chris: Yeah I got one today... It's like mostly a drawing of that uh that uh- of the fan herself. 
Fan: Oh. 
Chris: -got in the snail mail today. 
Guy: -Sunday. 
(pause) 
Chris: Oh. Hmmmm... 
Guy: What are you doing for this Valentine's day Chris? 
Chris: Uhhhm... I'm sorry, what was that question? 
Guy: What will you be doing this year on Valentine's day? 
Chris: Hm depends... 
Guy: Ahhh, I see. 
Chris: Hm. 
Fan: Surely a man of such magnitude as yourself are going to be doing something important, aren't you? 
Chris: Mmm. 
Guy: Magnitude? Way to choose the words buddy. 
Other guy: (Unintelligible) 
Chris: Uh, cause I don't have Julie over here yet. 
(Reactions of OHs and AHs) 
Chris: If she was here... 
Julie: (unintelligible) -play games. 
Chris: Or we could just uh... talk. 
Woman: Ehehehehe. Maybe... uh... why no redheads? 
Other Woman: Yeah? 
Chris: Yeah, I was trying to think about that when the other guy asked that question. Uh... I was trying to think up that unh... mmmm... Uhhhh, redheads just don't be very- tract me so much. 
Several: Uh, ah. 
Chris: It's- it's- a- pi- a possibility that they're dyed. 
Woman: Mmmmmmm... 
Chris: But yeah y'know natural redheads enh, yeah, just don't really turn me on as much. 
Woman: I see... 
Fan: Have you thought about girls with um, highlights? 
Chris: Mmmm... (pause) aaahhhh... what turns me on hhh- (inhales) (pause) obviously the women. 
Man: (inaudible) -women? 
Guy: What about piercings or tattoo? 
Chris: Yeah, neither of those. 
(Pause) 
Chris: Ehhhh- 
Guy: Hey (unintelligible) 
Julie: Hey Chris! How bout like non-orange hair, not like... no, never mind. I'm sorry. 
Chris: Yeah... oh... okay... hmmm... 
Julie: Wait Chris! How do you feel about blue hair? 
Chris: Blue hair's okay, otherwise I wouldna- Otherwise I wouldn't've liked Sailor Mercury. 
British??? guy: That is true, she does have blue hair. 
Guy: She's a very fine character. There is no way to deny it. 
Other guy: Blue hair is OFF DA HOOK!!! Doesn't Marge Simpson have blue hair as well? 
Chris: (in some kind of insane voice) Oh yeah! Marge Simpson has blue hair and it's as tall as the Empire State building!!! 
(Some HMMs UHs and UMs follow) 
Julie: Yo Chris!! Can you do some impersonations for us? 
British??? Guy: Oh we'd love to hear that! 
Chris: I just did Marge Simpson. 
Guy: Yeah you're really talented. 
British??? Guy: Yeah. 
(Several people talking at once) 
Julie: -they're really good. 
Guy: Do another sentence Chris, how about Comic Book Guy? 
British??? Guy: Mmmmhmmm... 
Chris: Oh ??? indeed. Oh I ??? promiscuous and whatnot. I like Batman and Robin, oh look! Stan Marsh has come into the thing again - I forget that guy's name, that guy who did the Marvel comics. 
Several: (incoherent) 
Julie: Stan Lee. (Pause) Chris do your Donald Duck impression. 
Chris: Everybody have (incoherent and scary quacking) 
Several: (laughter) 
Guy: Chris you should work for Disney. 
Fan: That's good Chris. 
Guy: Have you ever considered being a voice actor? 
Chris: Errrrrp... possibly, I'm not sure. 
Fan: (incoherent, cut off by Chris) 
Chris: (incoherent... another cartoon voice) 
Guy: Hey Chris, you're a Christian, right? 
Chris: Yeah 
Guy: I was just wondering- 
Chris: Ahm actu- 
Guy: -do you just- 
Chris: I'm actually a Methodist church. 
Guy: Oh awesome, I was just wondering: Do you think AIDS was sent by god to kill the homos or do you think that it's just an accident or something man-made? 
Chris: The thou- the thought never occurred to me... thought never occurred to me. 
Other guy: can you do an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger? 
Guy: Hold- the question... 
Fan: Let Chris answer the question. 
Chris: The thought- the thought never occurred to me about what you just said about the AIDS there mmmm... but y'know, it's a possibility and I will not agree nor disagree with it. 
Guy: Yeah, I was just wondering I mean, I've had that discussion with some of my Christian friends. I just wanted to get your opinion, thank you. 
(pause) 
Chris: Mmhhh... 
Julie: I think (clears throat) I think Omicron has a point and you did tell me you went to a methodist church didn't you? So that's- 
Chris: Yeah well th- well my Methodist church is uh more loose on- is not as strict on uh- on uh sex. 
Julie: Chris I don't know- I don't know that much about religion in the States but I don't think there is a looser Meth- Methodist church. God makes the rules Omicron says. 
(pause) 
Chris: Yeah well, hmmm... 
Guy: Well, you know personally I think that the government made AIDS to kill off all the brothers. 
Fan: Whoa, whoa... That's what the blacks always say. 
Chris: Yeah. (pause) I'm going to agree, that sounds like something that uh... well, a black guy would say. 
Guy: So you church is kinda of uh- they let you do- their kinda loose on the whole moral restrictions? 
Chris: Mmm... (pause) uhhh... that's... what's the question? 
Guy: Your church they- you said they're kind of more uh- y'know they're less strict on the whole moral thing, like, as far as sexuality goes? Right? 
Chris: -ah basically. 
Guy: But y'know, uhh, I thought you're supposed to listen to the Bible or whatever not, y'know, not necessarily- no, never mind. 
(Pause) 
Guy: Hey Chris- 
Other guy: (interrupts) 
Chris: Yeah, there's also a uh, there's also a- think about this uh, if you uh- if you- if you were a think uh- you have to find for yourself a good meaning behind uh- good meaning behind watching pornography to uh- like teach how it- how to do this and that when you actually get around to doing it... 
Guy: That's all ??? 
Chris: That's all's considered education for yourself. 
Guy: How is that realistic at all? 
(pause) 
Guy: Yeah, it's uh- not a really good thing to learn from, trust me. 
Chris: It can be done before marriage as well as long as me and my sweetheart really love each other very much. 
Fan: But not in Christianity. 
Guy: But all I'm saying is y'know, porn is completely, completely unre- unrealistic I mean you can't really learn anything from it. 
(pause) 
Chris: It gives- it gives you enough ideas. 
Julie: (incoherent) 
Other guy: (incoherent) porn. 
Guy: When you actually have sex, it's nothing like porn. 
(pause) 
Chris: Maybe not like you, you not gonna do it- 
Accented woman: You can't do it immediately- immediately anal sex cause most women are not very happy with anal sex and also... 
Guy: Okay, shut up 
Accented woman: -and also weird- 
Guy: Shut up. 
Accented woman: Yes. 
Guy: And... that wasn't cool, like... 
Fan: That was uncalled for... 
Guy: Yeah, like, suthin' a BLACK MAN would say... 
Several: (incoherent) 
Other guy: That's racist man... 
Chris: Well, somebody said it on here first before I did. 
Guy: Does that make it ok? 
Julie: Chris, I think he's trying to make it clear that- I dunno. 
Chris: I typically agree with that guy. 
(pause) 
Julie: So nothing g- it doesn't make it ok. 
(incoherent)
Chris: (babbling) I wi- I'm sorry, I take it back. 
(pause) 
(incoherent) 
Guy: Guys can we get back to Sonichu, Please? 
Fan: Yeah. 
Other guy: Yeah this is getting ridiculous. 
Guy: (incoherent) -Sonichu actually. 
(pause) 
Guy: Anyway, my question is that: why does Sonichu not wear clothes while Rosechu and the other Rosechus do wear clothes? And underwear? 
Chris: Aaaaaaaaaamp... It's like uh- it's basically a cartoon and it doesn't really matter, it's like... mm... think about this: Most cartoon characters wear at least one article of clothing. At least one article. And uh- it's like Yogi Bear who just wears a necktie and a hat. 

'''(From 35.14)''' 

Other Guy: I think it would be cool if all the Sonichus and Rosechus got together and they and- they all formed a big team and they had special uniforms or something, kinda like the X-men. 
Fan: Or Power Rangers. 
Chris: Uh yeah, I don't do- I don't do well- I'm not in- no uniforms. It's a uniform and other Sonichus and Rosechus. 
Guy: I'm just wondering if you'd do another impression: What does Blachu sound like? Uh, Black Sonichu? Or Blake? 
Chris: Eeeeuuunh... Eh... ahhhh... 
British guy: Can you imitate it? 
Chris: Mmmm... I'm not sure... uhhhhm... 
Guy: Like does he sound black? 
Chris: Possibly, but I'm not certain. I'm not leaning towards it. 
Guy: Ok, I'd like to hear it, but if you don't want... 
Chris: I just never- I just never really thought about that. I'd say that he possibly sounds similar to uh, y'know Shadow the hedgehog. But he could possibly sound, black. He could. Don't quote me on it. 
Guy: All right, I was just wondering if you'd do his voice but... 
Black guy: Hey why does the BAD guy gotta be black? 
Chris: I never said the bad guy "has to" be black. (pause) I mean, look at the- the range of villanies, I mean there's black and whites and uh... male females. 
(pause) 
Black guy: Yeah I noticed that uh- Silvana's also... black lookin'. 
Chris: I just decided to color her black because she was born- she came from outer space from a black egg, which was the- which came out of the rainbow. 
(pause) 
Black guy: Yeah, I was also wonderin' about that like- 
Chis: I- I- I- 
Black guy: If Silvana came out of the rainbow, right? 
Chris: Yes it's- 
Black guy: Why would she be black? 
Chris: (babbling) 
Black guy: I mean like black ain't part of the rainbow, right? 
Chris: It's like the black sheep of the family. Y'know you put all the colors together and it does become black. 
(unintelligible reactions) 
Guy: -like a brownish- 
Other guy: (unintelligible) is a (unintelligible) color. 
Fan: Maybe it's because she's from space and there's not a lot of light in space and it's dark or something. 
Chris: Yeah that- a uh yeah- that's one of the- 
Other guy: Hmmm. 
Woman: Uhm, did you look at the link of my friend? 
Chris: Uh, ummmm... 
Woman: Yeah, since you love blue hair. 
(pause) 
Chris: Uh- no I haven't looked at it and I don't wanna make Julie feel jealous if I did- if I went and did. 
Fan: I don't think Julie would mind. 
Woman: Uhhh... 
Fan: You look at pornography don't you? 
Woman: (mumble) 
(pause) 
Chris: No, that- that was two syllables "Rose-chu". You don't- don't add- don't say the "e" it's just "Rosechu". 
Fan: Yeah you went over this last chat. 
(pause) 
Other guy: Hey Chris. 
Chris: (I don't know, it sounds like "narrator") 
Other guy: Uh. 
Chris: (sounds like he says "narrator" again) 
Other guy: Uh... I was just- 
Chris: No, well, obviously the uh- the narrator who did those audio books was incorrect. Specially since I never gave that person the approval to do the audiobooks. 
Fan: I think it's just a fan project and I think he- 
Chris: Yeah 
Fan: and I think he might have one of the West coast dialects. I know that the South they say y'all but over here- 
Chris: Well obviously he lied- 
Fan: -different. I'd be proud if they made one of my projects into an audiobook though. That means that there are a lot of fans out there that really like it. 
Other guy: Ay. 
Fan: They're not selling to try and make any money off it. They're not trying to rip you off. They always made sure- they always narrate the first page by saying "Christian Weston Chandler" so they're not trying to cheat you or anything. 
Chris: Yeah. 
Fan: The people know you're making it. 
Chris: Yeah I- I hear that. I just, apparently they misin- misinterpreted the (audio breaks up) name Rosechu. Or mispronounced it. Misinterpreted, mispronounce- fairly the same thing in that situation.......... possibly. To answer that question... possibly. 
Guy: Uh, Vivian said that the audiobooks made Sonichu way popular that- than you could ever ever do on your own. 
Chris: Well, I will not disagree with the statement. And I appreciate her help. 
(pause) 
Other guy: Hey Chris. Would you be offended if a fan wrote a fanfiction about Sonichu? 
Chris: Faaanfiction... if it's- if it's not demeaning or makes them look stupid. Then it's fine- it's fine. (pause) Like I did mind when, shoot, what's his name? That guy... uhhhh... that guy that the uhhhh... did the animations, on his computer. 
British guy: You did mind or you didn't? 
Guy: Animations??? 
Fan: I think I know what he's talking about. Are you talking about the um... 

(background noise begins) 
Background voice: Well the original play was a Greek play. Where they're all y'know... Greeks... and crazy stuff happens and they're all runnin' around in togas. So if you ever wanna see the movie "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" it was a classic and it had some real classic people from the 50s and 60s in it. Kinda like "It's a MAD MAD MAD MAD World". Sort of a classic old school movie from funny old school world. First color movie type thing. But that'll be a high school play. You'll wanna see that. You might actually enjoy it. (unintelligible) 
(inaudible response) 
Background voice: You never know that might be fun to do. Well I guess that wouldn't work on the weekend then... you gotta... 

'''(FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, IT APPEARS THAT THERE WAS SOME TECHNICAL PROBLEM THAT CAUSED ANOTHER MUMBLE CHANNEL TO BE RECORDED WHILE THE CONVERSATION WITH CHRIS BECAME BARELY AUDIBLE BACKGROUND NOISE. INSTEAD ALL THAT CAN BE HEARD IS SOME BUTTFACE YAMMERING ABOUT FILMS AND TELEVISION SHOWS. I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP TRANSCRIBING IT. CHRIS IS STILL TALKING AND ANSWERING QUESTIONS, BUT NOTHING CAN BE UNDERSTOOD OVER THESE GUYS.)''' 

'''(AT 42.56 THE AUDIO SUDDENLY RESUMES NORMALLY)''' 

Unknown person: Uh you- 
Black guy: Yeah I uh- noticed he's another BLACK villain. 
Chris: Yeah in real life he was black. Without meaning any offence to the uh- black guy in general, cause you've noticed, among the Jerkops there's uh- we got black's and white's, males and females. 
(pause) 
(several people jump in at once) 
Other guy: (unintelligible) -on a female officer before. 
Chris: Well y'know uhhh... uhhh, comic book number 7, near the end. Near the end of the time travel episode. Uhh, I have no opinion about what Obama's doing cause I don't watch the news. 
Accented woman: But you voted for him, didn't you? 
Chris: Yes I voted for him because I saw myself in him when I com- when I saw both the documentaries and downloaded them for the Playstation Network between Obama and McCain. I mean voted for a person I saw more of myself of- 
Accented woman: You usually vote for someone based on their political leanings, not how you view them. As I were Republican, I voted for John McCain. Not because I liked him but because I- he had the same political views as me. 
Chris: Well, basi- basically I'm a moderate. 
Other guy: Oh, I see. Um, I was wondering. I was reading opinions: do you agree with his financial bailouts? 
Chris: Hm, I don't even know what it is. So I can't disagree or agree. 
Other guy: Well, to make it short um, it's about uh- the government- President Obama is planning to uh- a new one- (cuts out) 
Chris: I'm sorry what? 
(pause) 
Fan: You got cut off there. 
Chris: Yeah. 
Fan: Uhh, ok, we lost him. 
(pause) 
Black guy: Yo, Chris, uh, do you, you didn't just vote for Obama cause he was black, did you? 
Chris: No, I did not vote for him because he was black. I voted for him cause I saw myse- because I saw myself in him. In like, similar lifestyles. And I saw that he was a good man, I mean after all, com- I saw- I saw I watched both of the A&E documentaries, before I can- before I knew who I would vote for. 

'''(From 45.29)''' 

Julie: Chris:, Chris what did you see in him that you say in your self? 
Chris: Like for one thing we were like outcasts, at least one point in our lives. 
Black man: Wait, wait hold up earlier you said that you thought he would probably paint the white house black. 
Chris: Oh oh that was my father’s joke he said that. 
???:Is your father a racist? 
Chris: Yeah but you see I drew that for him before I saw the documentaries so respectfully withdrew that comic page. 
???:does your father hate black people. 
Chris: Not necessarily but it’s just how my father just how my father that does not reflect in any way that’s how he felt (annoying ass noise in the background) 
Black man: Man that racist. 
??? : Hey Chris I so the ahh saw the Sonichu and Rosechu love sack that you put up and I thought if was pretty cool for (you adult friends?) I just had a question though: do you have any plans in the comic to have romance between you and one of the hedgehogs I mean- 
Chris (yelling): No no no 
???: -we would like to see that. 
???: I mean is was just wondering because there are fans how would like to see that. 
???: Now- now that you answered the his question my kind of relates to his what are your thoughts on inter racial breeding and marriages? 
Chris: I would not agree of disagree with them but in my personal preference I would fell- I would feel more comfortable in having a full relationship with a white woman but I am willing- am still willing to be friends and acquaintances and give and have respect for the black women as well. 
???: What about Asians like Japanese? 
Chris: I’m ok with them as well (yelling) a once. 
???: So would you get married with a Japanese woman? 
Chris: hhhmmmm I would have, yes. 
???: (unintelligible) 
Chris: but I’m giving Julie to opportunity here. 
Clyde: Julie’s a lucky woman. 
???: Hey Chris is Silvana gonna become one of the good guys like Blake before? 
Chris: There’s a possibility but I have not confirmed that yet. 
???: Is she gonna get the male sexual parts and become a full-fledged woman? 
Chris: Hhhmmm possibly but I haven’t given that thought either. 
???: Also um reading (?Phillip’s?) question what did you want to be when you were little? 
Chris: I don’t remember, I do not remember I’m just making it as I go basically. 
???: is there ever gonna be an end to your sonichu series like a finally. 
Chris: hmmmm I don’t know ,probably would not. 
???: Oh so it keeps going and going? 
???: You ever consider making comic about the history of CWCville? 
Chris: Hhmmmm an episode dedicated to that possibility. 
???: Hey Chris are you going to keep the name changes that you made or are you going back to the original names? 
Chris: Ahhh ya I’m keeping the name changes. 
???: But you know umm Nintendo was umm they sent you a letter you never really talk about it further. 
Chris: Yeah but at less at less they use to benefit me for the fact that allowed me to fix noting in that since I couldn’t be sued by such people in that since so the name change is for good. 

'''(From 50 min)''' 

(scattered reactions) 
Chris: So the name changes were good. 
Guy: So uh, Chris I was wondering if uh Mary- Mary Lee Walsh Or I guess the new name: Ryam Sla- I don't know- 
Chris: Sla-weel. 
Guy: Slaweel, thank you. Uhm, if she were to use her magic to curse Rosechu with a penis, what- wou- would that test the relationship between Sonichu and her? While they were fighting the battle to have it removed. 
Chris: Uhhh... Firstly uh, she does not- she does not have the power ch- to do that. 
(pause) 
Guy: Ok, I just thought you know, remember you did the story about 4-cent-garbage and drawing all the- the picture and- 
Chris: Ah you what, that's one- that's one thing: drawing them, but not actually putting them on the character. 
Guy: Cause I think that would be like an epic story though- 
Fan: I'll second that. 
Guy: to have a quest to go to have that penis removed from Rosechu. I mean it's a test of romance between her and Sonichu. 
(muttering) 
Guy: And when that prevails and the penis is removed and everybody- everybody lives happily ever after. Y'know that would be awesome. 
Chris: Unnnnnnnh, I dunno I have to- I dunno I have to think about that. 
Fan: It is a really good idea. I mean I like it. 
Woman: I do too. 
Other guy: Yeah, that's good. 
Other fan: It could show just how much Rosechu means to Sonichu. 
Chris: Well I'll- I'll consider it but I'm not making any promises. 
Guy: We understand. 
Fan: Yeah. 
(several talking at once) 
Guy: -decided on that subject? 
Chris: I'm working on it. 
Guy: If you actually decide to go forward with that story? Do you think maybe- maybe you could give her a talking penis? 
Chris: That's stupid!!! 
(laughter from various people) 
(unintelligible responses) 
Fan: Ok, I think- I think we've talked enough about that one guys. 
Other guy: I have a question that doesn't involve penises. 
(unintelligible) 
Other guy: Anyway, my question is since we've been hearing lot of vicious lies and slander about this, could you confirm exactly why you've been fired from your job at Wendy's Chris? Cause we've been hearing all sorts of- of crazy things and we wanna know the truth. 
Chris: Mmmmmmmm... well, firstly, what have you heard? 
Other guy: Well we heard that uh you... we've heard so many things like you helped a small child and you did a Donald Duck impersonation and you scared the child. 
Chris: Mmm... also that- also that is correct but I did not scare the child. The child was tired, I was only- I was only trying to make the child feel better. That's a little amusement. But I did not make the child cry, the child was already- was just tired. 
Other guy: So you didn't help them cut their food and... yeah... 
Chris: I did help them- help them get their food to- by giving them uhh, by giving them bags and a top for their baked potato boat. 
Guy: Chris, when will um, the pictures of Zapina, um, appear on the 18 plus page? 
Chris: Well that was a deleted scene! That was a deleted scene. 
(pause) 
Guy: Why was it deleted? 
(pause) 
Chris: Well, basically, hhh... y'c- y'cant' really have it if you don't have Rosechu working to take the- working to take the pictures of herself up in the bathroom. Cause like can't have one without the other. 
Woman: Aaaahhh... 
(pause) 
Woman: I don't know if this is a good question but there's something I wonder about that- we kind of have this DVD you made and... we never unfortunately got... but I'm curious um... do you ever plan to release it? 
Chris: Maybe. 
Other guy: I'd pay money for that, I think everyone else here would probably pay money for it too. 
Fan: Indeed. 
(pause) 
Other fan (breaking up): I wanna ask a question. 
Guy: I hear it's also on YouTube. 
Fan: Chris do you know that you've influenced the rap/hip hop community? 
Chris: Mmmh... uh. 
Fan: I just wanted to mention that because I saw some YouTube videos and it- and- and from some underground hip hop artists such as ??? and they've sampled some of your voice audio complaining about your struggles with uhm... with the school board, with the security guards and they were- they felt so empowered that they actually took those words and mad'em into a very powerful rap song. How does that- how is your reaction to that? 
Chris: Enhhhh... basically I have not watched those videos so... I don't have an opinion. 
Fan: Well, I will provide you a link to that, hold on a moment. 
Chris: Oh that's ok, actually I uh, did sample one. The one where they basically played the parody from "Can't touch this". 
Fan: No, no, see it's waaay more serious than that. 
Chris: Well I still haven't heard of- heard of what you're talking about. 
(unintelligible) 
Other fan: Nevermind. 
(rustling and moving noises) 
Guy: Can you do an impression of MC Hammer? 
(more clicking and rustling) 
Chris: Can't touch this do do do doo do dooo Can't touch this! Do do do dooo do do do... can't touch this. 
Guy: Oh awesome. 
Other fan: That was- heheheh. 
Other guy: Awesome. 
Guy: Can you- can you do Dr. Nick Riviera from the Simpsons? 
Chris: HIIII EVERYBODY! 
Other fan: Hello Christian Chandler. 
Other fan: Hi Chris. 
Other guy: Hi Christian Chandler. 
Chris: Well that should say Dr. Nick cause that's who I'm imitatin'. 
Guy: Yeah. 
(pause) 
???: That uh- 
???: HELLOOO EV'RYBODY!!!! 
Guy: Well that- 
Chris: Hi Dr. Nick! 
Fan: Thank you, I love the Simpsons. 
Guy: Can you do... Peter from Family Guy? 
Chris: Enhenhenhenh... Hey Lois! Look at me! I'm just (incoherent) you nose, and I'm eatin' your nose. 
Other guy: Oh that's dead on. 
Woman: Oh would you- Omicron's been interested in tis- would you actually make a documentary like- like your other DVD but make your daily life? 
Chris: Mmm... I'm... yeah I might but uh... I'm not su- I'm not sure bout it at the moment. 
Woman: Aaaaaaaaanh... 
Guy: Chris can you do Mario? You know from Super Mario? 
Chris: Hay paisano! How you doin' mistah hedgehog! 
Guy: That's very good. 
Chris: And then Sonic- then Sonic would say "what?!?" 
(giggling) 
Fan: Hey Chris do you have any plans to make a video of yourself taking a dump on a Hexbox? 
Chris: No! That's gross. 
Other fan: Yeah that was pretty sick right there. 
Accented woman: Let's ban him. 
Chris: I mean it's bad enough I cut in half with an axe. 
(pause) 
Chris: and one of the elevator jokes... 
Other fan: Oh we remember that, that was a classic. 
Chris: And I earned a trophy for that. 
Woman: Mmmm... 
British guy: Yeah, I remember that, it was destroying a Hexbox by cutting it in half if I remember... 
Chris: Yeah. 
Fan: If I were to draw nude Zapina fanart, uhm, would you put them on the site? 
Chris: Mmmm... uhh, your- you uh- free to draw them at your- at your own- own preference, but I will not be- I will not put it on the website because- cause- because I will not want to break any laws of having underage portrayals- portrayals of underage nudity. 
Fan: Isn't Dot a child? 
Chris: I'm sorry... what? 
Fan: Dot, from Animaniacs. 
Chris: Oh. 
Julie: (unintelligible) 
British guy: So-uh- uhm- I think I looked up somewhere that um, drawings do not count, they're just lines on paper not like real pictures that are horrible. 
Fan: Yeah I believe- 
Chris: Draw- 
Fan: (cut off) 
Other guy: Those illustrations do not count as child pornography. Because with drawing it's art- it's artistic merit. 
Chris: Welll... I dunno, I guess it depends I have to- but- y'know you could do the drawing and I'll think- I'll consider it. 
(typing noises) 
(pause) 
Fan: Hey Chris, would it be possible to get any pictures of Sonichu having anal sex with Rosechu? 
(pause... thumps and feedback) 
Chris: Unh... 
Accented woman: Who keeps letting this person in? You are very offensive. 
Fan: -and and, if you draw those, do you think that Rosechu would actually clean Sonichu's penis off with her mouth when they're done? 
Chris: Unnnhh... 
(pause) 
Chris: Nah I don't think so, I think- I think- I think it would be unh- yeah wash it off with a washcloth. 
Fan: Do you think at that point then they would sell the washcloth on EBay? 
Chris: That's stupid! 
(people talking over each other) 

(transcribing end for now at 1.00.08) 

{{Transcription}}
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==Links==
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==See Also==

[[Christian's sex joke]] - Used during this chat.

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Mumble chats]]

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-29T16:47:47Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME? */

I'll begin work on this tomorrow. Sit tight. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 02:36, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:I did start a bit a while back but I didn't finish it. I'll just put what I have, might be some errors. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
::Ok, it's up to 6:21. Have fun with the rest --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:24, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks a ''lot''. I also appreciate you clearing up 'lust is a sin'. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 12:16, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Transcribe les putanes, and leave the summarizing to me :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

...Whoops, just committed a noob's mistake. I ''did not know'' just how hard it is to transcribe Chris - damn bastard keeps stuttering. Course, all transcriptions have to fit the voices ''exactly'', right? --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:08, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:Would like to add to this tragic situation, I'm English born-and-bred and I can't make out semi-important parts. Last time I checked, my ears are working perfectly; somebody with a better grasp of the language should fill in the blanks. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 18:04, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
==Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME?==
Transcribed 5.45 - 15.45. I am trying to start a community project based around the Mumbles. For more info, check my userpage. The next person can do 15.45-25.45 or whatever... Or I will probably end up doing that too. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:31, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

:I can do 15.45-25.45, if you haven't already started. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 02:09, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::<s>DOWNLOADING DIS BITCH. And then I guess I'll transcribe some. Is what's up right now really up to the 15:45 point? Fuck it, I'll start from 25:00 and work forward from there. I must stress, I'm bad when it comes to differentiating between voices, so corrections might be needed.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:38, 21 July 2010 (UTC)</s>
:::These people talk over eachother so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:48, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Guys I fucked up my hands somehow. I'm typing this with two fingers, and I'm not going to be transcribing much of anything for awhile. Sorry :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

:I did like a minute during the part about Shotacon just to try it out before I saw the above (so I fully expect it to get deleted). However, I also put in headings to sort of divide it up by subject, so that it's not just one massive wall of text. Hopefully that helps/is continued. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 06:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 25.00 TO 35.00 SINCE THE EARLIER PARTS SEEM COVERED BY OTHER PEOPLE. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:47, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::OKAY COOL--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:FINISHED UNTIL 35.13. PLEASE GET THOSE EARLIER PARTS UP. I AM NOW WORKING ON 35.00 TILL 45.00. COME ON GUYS, DON'T LEAVE ME HAINGING!!! --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::My part is about half done. Have had IRL stuff to do, but it should be done by tonight. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 18:39, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

If you guys have already finished parts, can you go ahead and post them so we aren't working on the same things? Everything up to 15:00 is transcribed, posted and formatted. Even if it's not formatted that's easy to do, just get it up there. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 02:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:As long as people have indicated what they are working on, it should all match up in the end. But yeah, formatting is a secondary concern to getting the words that come out of their mouths.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

HEY GUYS I DID 35.00 TO 45.00 AND NOW I GUESS I WILL DO 45.00 TO 55.00. WOW I SEE THE CWCKI COMMUNITY HAS REALLY COME OUT IN FORCE TO WORK ON THIS LOL. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:05, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

*I guess offer to help out but I'm not sure since it would be my first time doing this and I hardly ever listen to these so I might not know who is talking (expect for Chris or maybe bluespike) I'll try if you want but I'm worried I won't do it right. but first what I need a program to listen to the audio if I where to do this? because when I download the file It doesn't do anything.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 17:33, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
** Download VLC, it'll play .ogg. To figure out who's talking, just match what's already been transcribed to the voices. Just get used to it before you try, that's what I'm doing. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 20:41, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*** OK I'll start on 45.30 to 55.00 unless someones already doing it right now. damn it to hell, of all the times for mediaflare to start time out my connection on me it just had to start now.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 20:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

OK I got 45.30 to 50.9 also its a little sloppy so I'll post it on my talk page so you can copy past it or what ever though it will need to corrected and add what ever i may have missed I was in a hurry because I have things to do. Again I'm very sorry if its a mess.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 22:42, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:Learn to read, I specifically said 10 lines up that I was doing 45-55. Nevermind, we will put your transcription up and make a much clearer sign up list below. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
:I uploaded your section. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:47, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
I'd help you guys out, really I would, but I'm not going to download 30 MB of nothing but audio. Again sorry, and I hope something else pops up that I can help with. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 04:01, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==Discussion above is getting cluttered - streamlining it here==
So, some notes:
#There is a sign up section beneath this one. Use it to show what you are doing, con't put any discussion in it.
#PROTIPS: If Chris stutters, put a dash - For things like pauses or unintelligible stuff, write it in brackets like (unintelligible) or (yelling) or (pause).
#This can be cleaned up, but try to cover as much as possible. Make sure to add questions marks, periods, commas and all that shit. Any editors revising will be thankful.
#If you have really bad spelling or grammar... reconsider this project.
#After each line of dialogue, put a break tag.

Otherwise, I have uploaded the section by [[User:Kota88|Kota88]]. Please guys, I appreciate all the help I can get here, but don't half ass it too much. Take your time. No one is going to judge you if you take longer to put up your 10 minutes than someone else. Just get as much as possible down and post it to the actual article. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:46, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==Help is en-route==

The principality of Ronichu pledges six hours of transcription work given in chunks between today (Thursday) and Sunday. Let me know what you need done (from what time index onwards) and it will be DONE. I will reenter the Dark Place that is these got dang Mumble Chats. I swear on my Fictional Autism.

Ps if you don't know what timestamp to go from I'll just do whatever. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:35, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==This section is to sign up for time slots and nothing else, no discussion in here (add a strikethrough when complete)==
*I am doing 50 to 60 currently. Sign up for a time slot other than this. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-29T16:46:46Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME? */

I'll begin work on this tomorrow. Sit tight. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 02:36, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:I did start a bit a while back but I didn't finish it. I'll just put what I have, might be some errors. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
::Ok, it's up to 6:21. Have fun with the rest --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:24, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks a ''lot''. I also appreciate you clearing up 'lust is a sin'. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 12:16, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Transcribe les putanes, and leave the summarizing to me :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

...Whoops, just committed a noob's mistake. I ''did not know'' just how hard it is to transcribe Chris - damn bastard keeps stuttering. Course, all transcriptions have to fit the voices ''exactly'', right? --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:08, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:Would like to add to this tragic situation, I'm English born-and-bred and I can't make out semi-important parts. Last time I checked, my ears are working perfectly; somebody with a better grasp of the language should fill in the blanks. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 18:04, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
==Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME?==
Transcribed 5.45 - 15.45. I am trying to start a community project based around the Mumbles. For more info, check my userpage. The next person can do 15.45-25.45 or whatever... Or I will probably end up doing that too. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:31, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

:I can do 15.45-25.45, if you haven't already started. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 02:09, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::<s>DOWNLOADING DIS BITCH. And then I guess I'll transcribe some. Is what's up right now really up to the 15:45 point? Fuck it, I'll start from 25:00 and work forward from there. I must stress, I'm bad when it comes to differentiating between voices, so corrections might be needed.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:38, 21 July 2010 (UTC)</s>
:::These people talk over eachother so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:48, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Guys I fucked up my hands somehow. I'm typing this with two fingers, and I'm not going to be transcribing much of anything for awhile. Sorry :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

:I did like a minute during the part about Shotacon just to try it out before I saw the above (so I fully expect it to get deleted). However, I also put in headings to sort of divide it up by subject, so that it's not just one massive wall of text. Hopefully that helps/is continued. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 06:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 25.00 TO 35.00 SINCE THE EARLIER PARTS SEEM COVERED BY OTHER PEOPLE. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:47, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::OKAY COOL--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:FINISHED UNTIL 35.13. PLEASE GET THOSE EARLIER PARTS UP. I AM NOW WORKING ON 35.00 TILL 45.00. COME ON GUYS, DON'T LEAVE ME HAINGING!!! --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::My part is about half done. Have had IRL stuff to do, but it should be done by tonight. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 18:39, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

If you guys have already finished parts, can you go ahead and post them so we aren't working on the same things? Everything up to 15:00 is transcribed, posted and formatted. Even if it's not formatted that's easy to do, just get it up there. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 02:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:As long as people have indicated what they are working on, it should all match up in the end. But yeah, formatting is a secondary concern to getting the words that come out of their mouths.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

HEY GUYS I DID 35.00 TO 45.00 AND NOW I GUESS I WILL DO 45.00 TO 55.00. WOW I SEE THE CWCKI COMMUNITY HAS REALLY COME OUT IN FORCE TO WORK ON THIS LOL. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:05, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

*I guess offer to help out but I'm not sure since it would be my first time doing this and I hardly ever listen to these so I might not know who is talking (expect for Chris or maybe bluespike) I'll try if you want but I'm worried I won't do it right. but first what I need a program to listen to the audio if I where to do this? because when I download the file It doesn't do anything.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 17:33, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
** Download VLC, it'll play .ogg. To figure out who's talking, just match what's already been transcribed to the voices. Just get used to it before you try, that's what I'm doing. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 20:41, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*** OK I'll start on 45.30 to 55.00 unless someones already doing it right now. damn it to hell, of all the times for mediaflare to start time out my connection on me it just had to start now.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 20:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

OK I got 45.30 to 50.9 also its a little sloppy so I'll post it on my talk page so you can copy past it or what ever though it will need to corrected and add what ever i may have missed I was in a hurry because I have things to do. Again I'm very sorry if its a mess.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 22:42, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:Learn to read, I specifically said 10 lines up that I was doing 45-55. Nevermind, we will put your transcription up and make a much clearer sign up list below. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

I'd help you guys out, really I would, but I'm not going to download 30 MB of nothing but audio. Again sorry, and I hope something else pops up that I can help with. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 04:01, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==Discussion above is getting cluttered - streamlining it here==
So, some notes:
#There is a sign up section beneath this one. Use it to show what you are doing, con't put any discussion in it.
#PROTIPS: If Chris stutters, put a dash - For things like pauses or unintelligible stuff, write it in brackets like (unintelligible) or (yelling) or (pause).
#This can be cleaned up, but try to cover as much as possible. Make sure to add questions marks, periods, commas and all that shit. Any editors revising will be thankful.
#If you have really bad spelling or grammar... reconsider this project.
#After each line of dialogue, put a break tag.

Otherwise, I have uploaded the section by [[User:Kota88|Kota88]]. Please guys, I appreciate all the help I can get here, but don't half ass it too much. Take your time. No one is going to judge you if you take longer to put up your 10 minutes than someone else. Just get as much as possible down and post it to the actual article. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:46, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==Help is en-route==

The principality of Ronichu pledges six hours of transcription work given in chunks between today (Thursday) and Sunday. Let me know what you need done (from what time index onwards) and it will be DONE. I will reenter the Dark Place that is these got dang Mumble Chats. I swear on my Fictional Autism.

Ps if you don't know what timestamp to go from I'll just do whatever. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:35, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==This section is to sign up for time slots and nothing else, no discussion in here (add a strikethrough when complete)==
*I am doing 50 to 60 currently. Sign up for a time slot other than this. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Mumble 7

2010-07-29T16:38:31Z

Fuckingstupid: /* 15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength */

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos in which Chris attempts and fails to prove his [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[CWC Fighter|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialize for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologize or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to color. Refuses to use color pencils or Photoshop to color, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris's dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practice and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularized by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags|racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he is reassured that this would be legal, he says he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humor displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. Asked to sing the national anthem, he instead mangles a few lines of "My Country, 'Tis of Thee". He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|The fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on homos and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
===Chris proves he is straight===
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! ''[echoes]'' 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris-[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh... I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w-... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s-... try, uh, you should try wr-, you should tr-, uh, do you know her email address? 
[pause] 
'''Chris:''' So, uh- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai-, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' it's... ''[sigh]'' if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s-help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [unclear] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' ''[clears throat]'' Well, I didn't really have too many oppor-, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' ''[breaks up]'' 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [unclear] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah... 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. Just- 
'''Julie:''' Hey guys, do you have a question? If he's done? Uh- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' I think you're right. 
'''Fan:''' I...I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] -You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be knowing it, and nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve-ah-very-but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any-for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I-I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, -[gets cut off by Chris in the background]- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question. 

===7:08 Julie asks about shotacon===
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cut off] 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho-[cuts off again]- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot-[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I never heard of that word. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary... 
''[pause, and a weary sigh from someone other than Chris]'' 
'''Chris:''' I'll-I'll take a look. Hang on. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up. 
'''Julie:''' Okay! 
''[pause, Chris's radio is audible]'' 
'''Chris:''' ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark. 
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A. 
'''Chris:''' I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi-for like...dictionary-type website that I have. 
''[pause, Chris's keyboard taps are audible]'' 
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one. 
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''. 
'''Chris:''' Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma-it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan. 
'''Guy:''' Really. 
'''Chris:''' It's a Japanese name. I think it's- 
'''Fan:''' Oh no no, I think you're looking at the wrong thing, it's S- S-H-O-T-A-C-O-N. 
'''Chris:''' S-H- I mean- O-T-A-C-O-N? Shotacon? 
'''Fan:''' It's the same thing, just put C-O-N at the end. 
'''Guy:''' I've read it in a dictionary before, can't remember what it means... 
'''Chris:''' Oh, oh! Okay, here it is, uh..."shotacon, sometimes shortened to shota, is Japanese slang of the phrase 'Shotaro Complex'"...uh..."that describes the attraction to young boys or an individual with such an attraction". 
''[Disgusted reactions heard]'' 
'''Fan:''' Oh my god, what the fuck? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' There's lots of sick people. Y'all are gonna get ricked? 
'''Fan:''' Someone from 4 cent garbage came in and told us to look that up, I didn't--I didn't even want to. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' I guess he's a homo... 
'''Fan:''' Don't worry I banned him already. 
'''Girl:''' Um, Chris, Vivian wants to know if you can like, turn your radio down a bit, it's distracting. 
'''Guy:''' Yes, please turn it down. 
'''Chris:''' I thought that was quiet enough, here. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, no, the lady'll probably pick it up 
'''Girl:''' Alright cool. Merci. 

===10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies===

'''Another Fan:''' Okay, um, I have a question, um, I like to draw--interrupted by mumbling--I like to draw comics and such, I mean I want to start up a webcomic. What kind of materials do you use? 
'''Chris:''' Um, like, you mean for drawing? 
'''Another Fan:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Well mostly I just use like, uh, paper without lines, like, computer printer paper you can get in, like, Wal-Mart, for an inexpensive price in multiples. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay-- 
'''Chris:''' And then I use like an RES--RSVP-brand pen with the black ink. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh okay, is it like, um, a gel pen or a ballpoint pen or-- 
'''Chris:''' It's like a ballpoint, it's like a ballpoint pen. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh. 
'''Fan:''' What do you use to color? 
'''Chris:''' I use Crayola brand markers. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. 
'''Chris:''' I would like to--I would--I would--I would recommend getting the Super Tip 50-pack which you can also find at the Wal-Mart. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. I--[interrupted by someone else on chat] 
'''Guy:''' That's basically-- 
'''Another Fan:''' At Wal-Mart I usually get the 24-color RoseArts. Those are--those do pretty good too. 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhh, Vivian, just so you--just so you know, I'm using the microphone that came with Hey You, Pikachu for Nintendo Sisty-Four [sic]. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, yeah no, no offense, but uh, personally I prefer like, colored pencils and shit cause--[Chris mumbling is heard]--they're like easier to erase. Photoshop [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' If you want to use colored pencils that's fine, I'm not, uh, saying that you have to use Crayola markers-- 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask you a question? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Why don't you use colored pencils? They're really good, you should try one on like, at least one page, just try one. One page with just colored pencils. 
'''Fan:''' But um, actually, you can--you can scan your drawings and then color--color them in like, Photoshop or something. [rest of chat murmurs in agreement] That looks really professional, and really good. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I prefer using the markers. 
'''Fan:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' It's just that I--I mean--I mean I've tried--I mean I've colored with colored pencils before, and I just feel best with using markers. 
'''Julie:''' I have a question, um, uh, the Hey You Pikachu microphone, how does that work on the, you're using that on your computer? Did you say? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah it's just, yeah, it's like you plug it into uh, into the basic microphone jack. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, yeah, yeah. 
'''Girl:''' Excuse me, I have a nice little Plantronics headset. 
'''Chris:''' Um-- 
'''Another Fan:''' Hey Chris can I ask you a question? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, hang on a second, uh... uh, Omicron, that's uh, you're basically, uh, you're basically plagiarizing here. You're even using, uh, parts of my original drawings to, uh, make up your so called real ones and, you're just--you're just parroting--you're just plagiarizing-- 
'''Fan:''' That's dirty and illegal. 
[Unintelligible mumbling] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, you said so yourself, you're being illegal. And plus, and plus I'm-- 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, isn't combining Sonic with Pikachu the same thing? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, but, but but also, look at this, also I'm looking at this site here, it said, he's claiming the copyright for himself, but he's, but he's not. I mean that's like, but he's, he--he says 
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' You need to ban him immediately. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, ban him immediately. 
'''Guy:''' Oh wait wait wait wait wait... 
'''Fan:''' Yeah maybe you should check--[interrupted by loud noise, probably Chris] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah well he said that, he's saying that all of Sonichu material is copyrighted by him, when it's clearly not. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah but you use Sonic and Pikachu, and you copyrighted it-- 
'''Other Guy:''' He just offered to give you credit--[interrupted by noisy chatter] 
'''Chris:''' I mean, I put, I mean, yeah but, I mean, I'm talking about the--the Omnicron [sic] guy here, that's like, just put this link here. 
'''Fan:''' Oh he offered to give you credit-- 
'''Julie:''' Yes that's the same thing you did. 
'''Chris:''' Well no no, he, no-- 
'''Fan:''' We decided-- 
'''Chris:''' No he's plagiarizing MY Sonichu. 
'''Fan:''' We just decided [unintelligible] 
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Julie:''' Chris it's, it's a parody, kinda like Sonichu is. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but he--yeah, but he's saying, he said--he--on his front page he says, all Sonichu material-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah but he's, he just offered to change it, so are you okay with that? 
'''Chris:''' By changing it to Sonichu X-- 
'''Fan:''' No, he said he'll give you credit instead of claiming it for himself. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah I would appreciate that, that would be better, yeah, if... he changed that. 
'''Fan:''' Alright cool. 
'''Guy:''' Problem solved. 

===15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength===
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yes Julie. 
'''Julie:''' Do you think you could tell everyone about my idea? And, since you're going to do it do you think you could tell everyone so they could look out for it? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, your idea... um, oh oh oh, yeah, just basically a video of me coming up to Clyde and showing him how strong I am, a few kicks to the camera-- 

'''(transcription from 24.45)''' 

Chris: There you are, updated. It's finally fixed. 
Guy: Actually that was Richard Karn on Home Improvement, not Billy Mays. 
Chris: Oh. Well my mistake, I mean the guy had the beard and uhh... 
Guy: Oh yeah I can understand. 
Chris: And the voice sounds- and the voice sounds the same... 
Fan: Yeah. They sound the same. 
Guy: I guess. 
(incoherent: too many people) 
Chris: There's a matter of interpretation apparently I misinterpreted so I will admit that I was wrong. 
Fan: Yeah see we all make mistakes, don't be too hard on yourself. 
(pause) 
Guy: (unintelligible babble or singing) 
Fan: Have you gotten any fan art submissions or notable? For the uh- webpage? 
Chris: Yeah I got one today... It's like mostly a drawing of that uh that uh- of the fan herself. 
Fan: Oh. 
Chris: -got in the snail mail today. 
Guy: -Sunday. 
(pause) 
Chris: Oh. Hmmmm... 
Guy: What are you doing for this Valentine's day Chris? 
Chris: Uhhhm... I'm sorry, what was that question? 
Guy: What will you be doing this year on Valentine's day? 
Chris: Hm depends... 
Guy: Ahhh, I see. 
Chris: Hm. 
Fan: Surely a man of such magnitude as yourself are going to be doing something important, aren't you? 
Chris: Mmm. 
Guy: Magnitude? Way to choose the words buddy. 
Other guy: (Unintelligible) 
Chris: Uh, cause I don't have Julie over here yet. 
(Reactions of OHs and AHs) 
Chris: If she was here... 
Julie: (unintelligible) -play games. 
Chris: Or we could just uh... talk. 
Woman: Ehehehehe. Maybe... uh... why no redheads? 
Other Woman: Yeah? 
Chris: Yeah, I was trying to think about that when the other guy asked that question. Uh... I was trying to think up that unh... mmmm... Uhhhh, redheads just don't be very- tract me so much. 
Several: Uh, ah. 
Chris: It's- it's- a- pi- a possibility that they're dyed. 
Woman: Mmmmmmm... 
Chris: But yeah y'know natural redheads enh, yeah, just don't really turn me on as much. 
Woman: I see... 
Fan: Have you thought about girls with um, highlights? 
Chris: Mmmm... (pause) aaahhhh... what turns me on hhh- (inhales) (pause) obviously the women. 
Man: (inaudible) -women? 
Guy: What about piercings or tattoo? 
Chris: Yeah, neither of those. 
(Pause) 
Chris: Ehhhh- 
Guy: Hey (unintelligible) 
Julie: Hey Chris! How bout like non-orange hair, not like... no, never mind. I'm sorry. 
Chris: Yeah... oh... okay... hmmm... 
Julie: Wait Chris! How do you feel about blue hair? 
Chris: Blue hair's okay, otherwise I wouldna- Otherwise I wouldn't've liked Sailor Mercury. 
British??? guy: That is true, she does have blue hair. 
Guy: She's a very fine character. There is no way to deny it. 
Other guy: Blue hair is OFF DA HOOK!!! Doesn't Marge Simpson have blue hair as well? 
Chris: (in some kind of insane voice) Oh yeah! Marge Simpson has blue hair and it's as tall as the Empire State building!!! 
(Some HMMs UHs and UMs follow) 
Julie: Yo Chris!! Can you do some impersonations for us? 
British??? Guy: Oh we'd love to hear that! 
Chris: I just did Marge Simpson. 
Guy: Yeah you're really talented. 
British??? Guy: Yeah. 
(Several people talking at once) 
Julie: -they're really good. 
Guy: Do another sentence Chris, how about Comic Book Guy? 
British??? Guy: Mmmmhmmm... 
Chris: Oh ??? indeed. Oh I ??? promiscuous and whatnot. I like Batman and Robin, oh look! Stan Marsh has come into the thing again - I forget that guy's name, that guy who did the Marvel comics. 
Several: (incoherent) 
Julie: Stan Lee. (Pause) Chris do your Donald Duck impression. 
Chris: Everybody have (incoherent and scary quacking) 
Several: (laughter) 
Guy: Chris you should work for Disney. 
Fan: That's good Chris. 
Guy: Have you ever considered being a voice actor? 
Chris: Errrrrp... possibly, I'm not sure. 
Fan: (incoherent, cut off by Chris) 
Chris: (incoherent... another cartoon voice) 
Guy: Hey Chris, you're a Christian, right? 
Chris: Yeah 
Guy: I was just wondering- 
Chris: Ahm actu- 
Guy: -do you just- 
Chris: I'm actually a Methodist church. 
Guy: Oh awesome, I was just wondering: Do you think AIDS was sent by god to kill the homos or do you think that it's just an accident or something man-made? 
Chris: The thou- the thought never occurred to me... thought never occurred to me. 
Other guy: can you do an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger? 
Guy: Hold- the question... 
Fan: Let Chris answer the question. 
Chris: The thought- the thought never occurred to me about what you just said about the AIDS there mmmm... but y'know, it's a possibility and I will not agree nor disagree with it. 
Guy: Yeah, I was just wondering I mean, I've had that discussion with some of my Christian friends. I just wanted to get your opinion, thank you. 
(pause) 
Chris: Mmhhh... 
Julie: I think (clears throat) I think Omicron has a point and you did tell me you went to a methodist church didn't you? So that's- 
Chris: Yeah well th- well my Methodist church is uh more loose on- is not as strict on uh- on uh sex. 
Julie: Chris I don't know- I don't know that much about religion in the States but I don't think there is a looser Meth- Methodist church. God makes the rules Omicron says. 
(pause) 
Chris: Yeah well, hmmm... 
Guy: Well, you know personally I think that the government made AIDS to kill off all the brothers. 
Fan: Whoa, whoa... That's what the blacks always say. 
Chris: Yeah. (pause) I'm going to agree, that sounds like something that uh... well, a black guy would say. 
Guy: So you church is kinda of uh- they let you do- their kinda loose on the whole moral restrictions? 
Chris: Mmm... (pause) uhhh... that's... what's the question? 
Guy: Your church they- you said they're kind of more uh- y'know they're less strict on the whole moral thing, like, as far as sexuality goes? Right? 
Chris: -ah basically. 
Guy: But y'know, uhh, I thought you're supposed to listen to the Bible or whatever not, y'know, not necessarily- no, never mind. 
(Pause) 
Guy: Hey Chris- 
Other guy: (interrupts) 
Chris: Yeah, there's also a uh, there's also a- think about this uh, if you uh- if you- if you were a think uh- you have to find for yourself a good meaning behind uh- good meaning behind watching pornography to uh- like teach how it- how to do this and that when you actually get around to doing it... 
Guy: That's all ??? 
Chris: That's all's considered education for yourself. 
Guy: How is that realistic at all? 
(pause) 
Guy: Yeah, it's uh- not a really good thing to learn from, trust me. 
Chris: It can be done before marriage as well as long as me and my sweetheart really love each other very much. 
Fan: But not in Christianity. 
Guy: But all I'm saying is y'know, porn is completely, completely unre- unrealistic I mean you can't really learn anything from it. 
(pause) 
Chris: It gives- it gives you enough ideas. 
Julie: (incoherent) 
Other guy: (incoherent) porn. 
Guy: When you actually have sex, it's nothing like porn. 
(pause) 
Chris: Maybe not like you, you not gonna do it- 
Accented woman: You can't do it immediately- immediately anal sex cause most women are not very happy with anal sex and also... 
Guy: Okay, shut up 
Accented woman: -and also weird- 
Guy: Shut up. 
Accented woman: Yes. 
Guy: And... that wasn't cool, like... 
Fan: That was uncalled for... 
Guy: Yeah, like, suthin' a BLACK MAN would say... 
Several: (incoherent) 
Other guy: That's racist man... 
Chris: Well, somebody said it on here first before I did. 
Guy: Does that make it ok? 
Julie: Chris, I think he's trying to make it clear that- I dunno. 
Chris: I typically agree with that guy. 
(pause) 
Julie: So nothing g- it doesn't make it ok. 
(incoherent)
Chris: (babbling) I wi- I'm sorry, I take it back. 
(pause) 
(incoherent) 
Guy: Guys can we get back to Sonichu, Please? 
Fan: Yeah. 
Other guy: Yeah this is getting ridiculous. 
Guy: (incoherent) -Sonichu actually. 
(pause) 
Guy: Anyway, my question is that: why does Sonichu not wear clothes while Rosechu and the other Rosechus do wear clothes? And underwear? 
Chris: Aaaaaaaaaamp... It's like uh- it's basically a cartoon and it doesn't really matter, it's like... mm... think about this: Most cartoon characters wear at least one article of clothing. At least one article. And uh- it's like Yogi Bear who just wears a necktie and a hat. 

'''(From 35.14)''' 

Other Guy: I think it would be cool if all the Sonichus and Rosechus got together and they and- they all formed a big team and they had special uniforms or something, kinda like the X-men. 
Fan: Or Power Rangers. 
Chris: Uh yeah, I don't do- I don't do well- I'm not in- no uniforms. It's a uniform and other Sonichus and Rosechus. 
Guy: I'm just wondering if you'd do another impression: What does Blachu sound like? Uh, Black Sonichu? Or Blake? 
Chris: Eeeeuuunh... Eh... ahhhh... 
British guy: Can you imitate it? 
Chris: Mmmm... I'm not sure... uhhhhm... 
Guy: Like does he sound black? 
Chris: Possibly, but I'm not certain. I'm not leaning towards it. 
Guy: Ok, I'd like to hear it, but if you don't want... 
Chris: I just never- I just never really thought about that. I'd say that he possibly sounds similar to uh, y'know Shadow the hedgehog. But he could possibly sound, black. He could. Don't quote me on it. 
Guy: All right, I was just wondering if you'd do his voice but... 
Black guy: Hey why does the BAD guy gotta be black? 
Chris: I never said the bad guy "has to" be black. (pause) I mean, look at the- the range of villanies, I mean there's black and whites and uh... male females. 
(pause) 
Black guy: Yeah I noticed that uh- Silvana's also... black lookin'. 
Chris: I just decided to color her black because she was born- she came from outer space from a black egg, which was the- which came out of the rainbow. 
(pause) 
Black guy: Yeah, I was also wonderin' about that like- 
Chis: I- I- I- 
Black guy: If Silvana came out of the rainbow, right? 
Chris: Yes it's- 
Black guy: Why would she be black? 
Chris: (babbling) 
Black guy: I mean like black ain't part of the rainbow, right? 
Chris: It's like the black sheep of the family. Y'know you put all the colors together and it does become black. 
(unintelligible reactions) 
Guy: -like a brownish- 
Other guy: (unintelligible) is a (unintelligible) color. 
Fan: Maybe it's because she's from space and there's not a lot of light in space and it's dark or something. 
Chris: Yeah that- a uh yeah- that's one of the- 
Other guy: Hmmm. 
Woman: Uhm, did you look at the link of my friend? 
Chris: Uh, ummmm... 
Woman: Yeah, since you love blue hair. 
(pause) 
Chris: Uh- no I haven't looked at it and I don't wanna make Julie feel jealous if I did- if I went and did. 
Fan: I don't think Julie would mind. 
Woman: Uhhh... 
Fan: You look at pornography don't you? 
Woman: (mumble) 
(pause) 
Chris: No, that- that was two syllables "Rose-chu". You don't- don't add- don't say the "e" it's just "Rosechu". 
Fan: Yeah you went over this last chat. 
(pause) 
Other guy: Hey Chris. 
Chris: (I don't know, it sounds like "narrator") 
Other guy: Uh. 
Chris: (sounds like he says "narrator" again) 
Other guy: Uh... I was just- 
Chris: No, well, obviously the uh- the narrator who did those audio books was incorrect. Specially since I never gave that person the approval to do the audiobooks. 
Fan: I think it's just a fan project and I think he- 
Chris: Yeah 
Fan: and I think he might have one of the West coast dialects. I know that the South they say y'all but over here- 
Chris: Well obviously he lied- 
Fan: -different. I'd be proud if they made one of my projects into an audiobook though. That means that there are a lot of fans out there that really like it. 
Other guy: Ay. 
Fan: They're not selling to try and make any money off it. They're not trying to rip you off. They always made sure- they always narrate the first page by saying "Christian Weston Chandler" so they're not trying to cheat you or anything. 
Chris: Yeah. 
Fan: The people know you're making it. 
Chris: Yeah I- I hear that. I just, apparently they misin- misinterpreted the (audio breaks up) name Rosechu. Or mispronounced it. Misinterpreted, mispronounce- fairly the same thing in that situation.......... possibly. To answer that question... possibly. 
Guy: Uh, Vivian said that the audiobooks made Sonichu way popular that- than you could ever ever do on your own. 
Chris: Well, I will not disagree with the statement. And I appreciate her help. 
(pause) 
Other guy: Hey Chris. Would you be offended if a fan wrote a fanfiction about Sonichu? 
Chris: Faaanfiction... if it's- if it's not demeaning or makes them look stupid. Then it's fine- it's fine. (pause) Like I did mind when, shoot, what's his name? That guy... uhhhh... that guy that the uhhhh... did the animations, on his computer. 
British guy: You did mind or you didn't? 
Guy: Animations??? 
Fan: I think I know what he's talking about. Are you talking about the um... 

(background noise begins) 
Background voice: Well the original play was a Greek play. Where they're all y'know... Greeks... and crazy stuff happens and they're all runnin' around in togas. So if you ever wanna see the movie "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" it was a classic and it had some real classic people from the 50s and 60s in it. Kinda like "It's a MAD MAD MAD MAD World". Sort of a classic old school movie from funny old school world. First color movie type thing. But that'll be a high school play. You'll wanna see that. You might actually enjoy it. (unintelligible) 
(inaudible response) 
Background voice: You never know that might be fun to do. Well I guess that wouldn't work on the weekend then... you gotta... 

'''(FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, IT APPEARS THAT THERE WAS SOME TECHNICAL PROBLEM THAT CAUSED ANOTHER MUMBLE CHANNEL TO BE RECORDED WHILE THE CONVERSATION WITH CHRIS BECAME BARELY AUDIBLE BACKGROUND NOISE. INSTEAD ALL THAT CAN BE HEARD IS SOME BUTTFACE YAMMERING ABOUT FILMS AND TELEVISION SHOWS. I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP TRANSCRIBING IT. CHRIS IS STILL TALKING AND ANSWERING QUESTIONS, BUT NOTHING CAN BE UNDERSTOOD OVER THESE GUYS.)''' 

'''(AT 42.56 THE AUDIO SUDDENLY RESUMES NORMALLY)''' 

Unknown person: Uh you- 
Black guy: Yeah I uh- noticed he's another BLACK villain. 
Chris: Yeah in real life he was black. Without meaning any offence to the uh- black guy in general, cause you've noticed, among the Jerkops there's uh- we got black's and white's, males and females. 
(pause) 
(several people jump in at once) 
Other guy: (unintelligible) -on a female officer before. 
Chris: Well y'know uhhh... uhhh, comic book number 7, near the end. Near the end of the time travel episode. Uhh, I have no opinion about what Obama's doing cause I don't watch the news. 
Accented woman: But you voted for him, didn't you? 
Chris: Yes I voted for him because I saw myself in him when I com- when I saw both the documentaries and downloaded them for the Playstation Network between Obama and McCain. I mean voted for a person I saw more of myself of- 
Accented woman: You usually vote for someone based on their political leanings, not how you view them. As I were Republican, I voted for John McCain. Not because I liked him but because I- he had the same political views as me. 
Chris: Well, basi- basically I'm a moderate. 
Other guy: Oh, I see. Um, I was wondering. I was reading opinions: do you agree with his financial bailouts? 
Chris: Hm, I don't even know what it is. So I can't disagree or agree. 
Other guy: Well, to make it short um, it's about uh- the government- President Obama is planning to uh- a new one- (cuts out) 
Chris: I'm sorry what? 
(pause) 
Fan: You got cut off there. 
Chris: Yeah. 
Fan: Uhh, ok, we lost him. 
(pause) 
Black guy: Yo, Chris, uh, do you, you didn't just vote for Obama cause he was black, did you? 
Chris: No, I did not vote for him because he was black. I voted for him cause I saw myse- because I saw myself in him. In like, similar lifestyles. And I saw that he was a good man, I mean after all, com- I saw- I saw I watched both of the A&E documentaries, before I can- before I knew who I would vote for. 

'''(From 45.29)''' 

Julie: Chris:, Chris what did you see in him that you say in your self? 
Chris: Like for one thing we were like outcasts, at least one point in our lives. 
Black man: Wait, wait hold up earlier you said that you thought he would probably paint the white house black. 
Chris: Oh oh that was my father’s joke he said that. 
???:Is your father a racist? 
Chris: Yeah but you see I drew that for him before I saw the documentaries so respectfully withdrew that comic page. 
???:does your father hate black people. 
Chris: Not necessarily but it’s just how my father just how my father that does not reflect in any way that’s how he felt (annoying ass noise in the background) 
Black man: Man that racist. 
??? : Hey Chris I so the ahh saw the Sonichu and Rosechu love sack that you put up and I thought if was pretty cool for (you adult friends?) I just had a question though: do you have any plans in the comic to have romance between you and one of the hedgehogs I mean- 
Chris (yelling): No no no 
???: -we would like to see that. 
???: I mean is was just wondering because there are fans how would like to see that. 
???: Now- now that you answered the his question my kind of relates to his what are your thoughts on inter racial breeding and marriages? 
Chris: I would not agree of disagree with them but in my personal preference I would fell- I would feel more comfortable in having a full relationship with a white woman but I am willing- am still willing to be friends and acquaintances and give and have respect for the black women as well. 
???: What about Asians like Japanese? 
Chris: I’m ok with them as well (yelling) a once. 
???: So would you get married with a Japanese woman? 
Chris: hhhmmmm I would have, yes. 
???: (unintelligible) 
Chris: but I’m giving Julie to opportunity here. 
Clyde: Julie’s a lucky woman. 
???: Hey Chris is Silvana gonna become one of the good guys like Blake before? 
Chris: There’s a possibility but I have not confirmed that yet. 
???: Is she gonna get the male sexual parts and become a full-fledged woman? 
Chris: Hhhmmm possibly but I haven’t given that thought either. 
???: Also um reading (?Phillip’s?) question what did you want to be when you were little? 
Chris: I don’t remember, I do not remember I’m just making it as I go basically. 
???: is there ever gonna be an end to your sonichu series like a finally. 
Chris: hmmmm I don’t know ,probably would not. 
???: Oh so it keeps going and going? 
???: You ever consider making comic about the history of CWCville? 
Chris: Hhmmmm an episode dedicated to that possibility. 
???: Hey Chris are you going to keep the name changes that you made or are you going back to the original names? 
Chri: Ahhh ya I’m keeping the name changes. 
???: But you know umm Nintendo was umm they sent you a letter you never really talk about it further. 
Chris: Yeah but at less at less they use to benefit me for the fact that allowed me to fix noting in that since I couldn’t be sued by such people in that since so the name change is for good. 

'''(Current transcription ends at 50 min)''' 

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Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-29T16:33:52Z

Fuckingstupid:

I'll begin work on this tomorrow. Sit tight. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 02:36, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:I did start a bit a while back but I didn't finish it. I'll just put what I have, might be some errors. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
::Ok, it's up to 6:21. Have fun with the rest --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:24, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks a ''lot''. I also appreciate you clearing up 'lust is a sin'. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 12:16, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Transcribe les putanes, and leave the summarizing to me :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

...Whoops, just committed a noob's mistake. I ''did not know'' just how hard it is to transcribe Chris - damn bastard keeps stuttering. Course, all transcriptions have to fit the voices ''exactly'', right? --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:08, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:Would like to add to this tragic situation, I'm English born-and-bred and I can't make out semi-important parts. Last time I checked, my ears are working perfectly; somebody with a better grasp of the language should fill in the blanks. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 18:04, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
==Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME?==
Transcribed 5.45 - 15.45. I am trying to start a community project based around the Mumbles. For more info, check my userpage. The next person can do 15.45-25.45 or whatever... Or I will probably end up doing that too. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:31, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

:I can do 15.45-25.45, if you haven't already started. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 02:09, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::<s>DOWNLOADING DIS BITCH. And then I guess I'll transcribe some. Is what's up right now really up to the 15:45 point? Fuck it, I'll start from 25:00 and work forward from there. I must stress, I'm bad when it comes to differentiating between voices, so corrections might be needed.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:38, 21 July 2010 (UTC)</s>
:::These people talk over eachother so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:48, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Guys I fucked up my hands somehow. I'm typing this with two fingers, and I'm not going to be transcribing much of anything for awhile. Sorry :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

:I did like a minute during the part about Shotacon just to try it out before I saw the above (so I fully expect it to get deleted). However, I also put in headings to sort of divide it up by subject, so that it's not just one massive wall of text. Hopefully that helps/is continued. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 06:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 25.00 TO 35.00 SINCE THE EARLIER PARTS SEEM COVERED BY OTHER PEOPLE. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:47, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::OKAY COOL--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:FINISHED UNTIL 35.13. PLEASE GET THOSE EARLIER PARTS UP. I AM NOW WORKING ON 35.00 TILL 45.00. COME ON GUYS, DON'T LEAVE ME HAINGING!!! --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::My part is about half done. Have had IRL stuff to do, but it should be done by tonight. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 18:39, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

If you guys have already finished parts, can you go ahead and post them so we aren't working on the same things? Everything up to 15:00 is transcribed, posted and formatted. Even if it's not formatted that's easy to do, just get it up there. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 02:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:As long as people have indicated what they are working on, it should all match up in the end. But yeah, formatting is a secondary concern to getting the words that come out of their mouths.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

HEY GUYS I DID 35.00 TO 45.00 AND NOW I GUESS I WILL DO 45.00 TO 55.00. WOW I SEE THE CWCKI COMMUNITY HAS REALLY COME OUT IN FORCE TO WORK ON THIS LOL. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:05, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

*I guess offer to help out but I'm not sure since it would be my first time doing this and I hardly ever listen to these so I might not know who is talking (expect for Chris or maybe bluespike) I'll try if you want but I'm worried I won't do it right. but first what I need a program to listen to the audio if I where to do this? because when I download the file It doesn't do anything.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 17:33, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
** Download VLC, it'll play .ogg. To figure out who's talking, just match what's already been transcribed to the voices. Just get used to it before you try, that's what I'm doing. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 20:41, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*** OK I'll start on 45.30 to 55.00 unless someones already doing it right now. damn it to hell, of all the times for mediaflare to start time out my connection on me it just had to start now.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 20:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

OK I got 45.30 to 50.9 also its a little sloppy so I'll post it on my talk page so you can copy past it or what ever though it will need to corrected and add what ever i may have missed I was in a hurry because I have things to do. Again I'm very sorry if its a mess.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 22:42, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:Learn to read, I specifically said 10 lines up that I was doing 45-55. Nevermind, we will put your transcription up and make a much clearer sign up list below. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

I'd help you guys out, really I would, but I'm not going to download 30 MB of nothing but audio. Again sorry, and I hope something else pops up that I can help with. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 04:01, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==Help is en-route==

The principality of Ronichu pledges six hours of transcription work given in chunks between today (Thursday) and Sunday. Let me know what you need done (from what time index onwards) and it will be DONE. I will reenter the Dark Place that is these got dang Mumble Chats. I swear on my Fictional Autism.

Ps if you don't know what timestamp to go from I'll just do whatever. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:35, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==This section is to sign up for time slots and nothing else, no discussion in here (add a strikethrough when complete)==
*I am doing 50 to 60 currently. Sign up for a time slot other than this. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-29T16:15:29Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME? */

I'll begin work on this tomorrow. Sit tight. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 02:36, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:I did start a bit a while back but I didn't finish it. I'll just put what I have, might be some errors. --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:03, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
::Ok, it's up to 6:21. Have fun with the rest --[[User:Digital|Digital]] 04:24, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:::Thanks a ''lot''. I also appreciate you clearing up 'lust is a sin'. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 12:16, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

Transcribe les putanes, and leave the summarizing to me :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:25, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

...Whoops, just committed a noob's mistake. I ''did not know'' just how hard it is to transcribe Chris - damn bastard keeps stuttering. Course, all transcriptions have to fit the voices ''exactly'', right? --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 17:08, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
:Would like to add to this tragic situation, I'm English born-and-bred and I can't make out semi-important parts. Last time I checked, my ears are working perfectly; somebody with a better grasp of the language should fill in the blanks. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 18:04, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
==Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME?==
Transcribed 5.45 - 15.45. I am trying to start a community project based around the Mumbles. For more info, check my userpage. The next person can do 15.45-25.45 or whatever... Or I will probably end up doing that too. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:31, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

:I can do 15.45-25.45, if you haven't already started. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 02:09, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::<s>DOWNLOADING DIS BITCH. And then I guess I'll transcribe some. Is what's up right now really up to the 15:45 point? Fuck it, I'll start from 25:00 and work forward from there. I must stress, I'm bad when it comes to differentiating between voices, so corrections might be needed.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:38, 21 July 2010 (UTC)</s>
:::These people talk over eachother so much.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:48, 21 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Guys I fucked up my hands somehow. I'm typing this with two fingers, and I'm not going to be transcribing much of anything for awhile. Sorry :( --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:33, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

:I did like a minute during the part about Shotacon just to try it out before I saw the above (so I fully expect it to get deleted). However, I also put in headings to sort of divide it up by subject, so that it's not just one massive wall of text. Hopefully that helps/is continued. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 06:51, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 25.00 TO 35.00 SINCE THE EARLIER PARTS SEEM COVERED BY OTHER PEOPLE. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:47, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::OKAY COOL--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:50, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:FINISHED UNTIL 35.13. PLEASE GET THOSE EARLIER PARTS UP. I AM NOW WORKING ON 35.00 TILL 45.00. COME ON GUYS, DON'T LEAVE ME HAINGING!!! --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::My part is about half done. Have had IRL stuff to do, but it should be done by tonight. [[User:Cows|Cows]] 18:39, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

If you guys have already finished parts, can you go ahead and post them so we aren't working on the same things? Everything up to 15:00 is transcribed, posted and formatted. Even if it's not formatted that's easy to do, just get it up there. [[User:Theonlysaneone|Theonlysaneone]] 02:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:As long as people have indicated what they are working on, it should all match up in the end. But yeah, formatting is a secondary concern to getting the words that come out of their mouths.--[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:19, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

HEY GUYS I DID 35.00 TO 45.00 AND NOW I GUESS I WILL DO 45.00 TO 55.00. WOW I SEE THE CWCKI COMMUNITY HAS REALLY COME OUT IN FORCE TO WORK ON THIS LOL. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:05, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

*I guess offer to help out but I'm not sure since it would be my first time doing this and I hardly ever listen to these so I might not know who is talking (expect for Chris or maybe bluespike) I'll try if you want but I'm worried I won't do it right. but first what I need a program to listen to the audio if I where to do this? because when I download the file It doesn't do anything.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 17:33, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
** Download VLC, it'll play .ogg. To figure out who's talking, just match what's already been transcribed to the voices. Just get used to it before you try, that's what I'm doing. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 20:41, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*** OK I'll start on 45.30 to 55.00 unless someones already doing it right now. damn it to hell, of all the times for mediaflare to start time out my connection on me it just had to start now.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 20:47, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

OK I got 45.30 to 50.9 also its a little sloppy so I'll post it on my talk page so you can copy past it or what ever though it will need to corrected and add what ever i may have missed I was in a hurry because I have things to do. Again I'm very sorry if its a mess.--[[User:Kota88|Kota88]] 22:42, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:Learn to read, I specifically said 10 lines up that I was doing 45-55. Nevermind, we will put your transcription up and make a much clearer sign up list below. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

I'd help you guys out, really I would, but I'm not going to download 30 MB of nothing but audio. Again sorry, and I hope something else pops up that I can help with. [[User:LAG4U|LAG4U]] 04:01, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==This section is to sign up for time slots and nothing else, no discussion in here.==
*I am doing 50 to 60 currently. Sign up for a time slot other than this. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 16:15, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

==Help is en-route==

The principality of Ronichu pledges six hours of transcription work given in chunks between today (Thursday) and Sunday. Let me know what you need done (from what time index onwards) and it will be DONE. I will reenter the Dark Place that is these got dang Mumble Chats. I swear on my Fictional Autism.

Ps if you don't know what timestamp to go from I'll just do whatever. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 04:35, 29 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Policy

2010-07-28T20:25:01Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Fuckwit Alert template */

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For discussion of CWCki policy and rules.

== Fan Works policy ==

right now there aren't really any rules regards what can and cannot go in the fan namespace. this is because i trusted users to judge for themselves whether or not their work belonged on the cwcki. so, let's get its purpose straight: fan works was meant to be PVCC's troll productions subforum, but public. it is not, however, a mirror site incase deviantart goes down. i feel that some individuals are forgetting that this is a wiki about CWC. now, it's quite tricky to say what can and cannot be hosted here. there are very few examples of things being uploaded that are completely unrelated to chris or sonichu. however, i will try my best to clarify what is appropriate.

'''Examples of good fanworks:'''
* A drawing of CWC saying DYKES DYKES CHINA being placed into the "CWC's Second Message" article
* An "artist's depiction" of something we have no pictures of but how it may have looked, i.e. Chris in the mall with his attraction sign, Chris using his "red string of fate", Chris's IRL confrontation with Mary Lee Walsh, [[Fapcup]], etc
* Comics what are actually funny

'''Examples of bad fanworks:'''
* A Sonichu comic depicting how you think Sonichu should have been
* Shitty recolored Sonichu and Rosechu "original characters"
* Your shitty fursona with a Sonichu tail shoved up its ass

to summarise, i think the distinction lies in whether or not it is actually related to ''chris''. there are lots of things related to sonichu, many of which include chris, but are actually disconnected from chris's antics themselves. i don't think these are appropriate for this wiki, and i see their numbers increasing(although i would like to refrain from naming names).

please discuss any changes or clarifications that you wish made, however i would like to implement these new rules by the end of the week. if a user feels their own uploads were, in light of these policy changes, in error then they can remove them now to save the jerkops the trouble of removing them later.

PEACE, AND HAVE A GOOD DAY --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 21:59, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

Just out of curiosity, could we see just what works are and are not on the chopping block? Just so we can see where we stand on this. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 02:54, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* i guess it might be useful to have a template for that --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:26, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

No. When the purge is complete you will know exactly where you stand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:07, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Um, does one need any kind of admin status to delete files? I'm trying to figure this out. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:32, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Just who decides what's worthy?===
I can get behind the fact that you want this wiki to be about Chris, with his Sonichu works simply being an extension of him. What bothers me is how all this hate coming from users complaining about fan works they simply don't care for. If fan works are removed all together from here, I'd be alright with that. But when someone said "all Sonichu-related works need to go, except the ones I like!" it seems more like favoritism rather than objective policy. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 00:13, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Agreed, though I myself am hardly unbiased. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 00:28, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Yes, it's almost like this wiki is run by trolls who cae not for your feelings.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Just because we troll Chris doesn't mean we can't deal with each other in a civilized manner. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 02:42, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You don't troll shit, spud. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 02:44, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Can anything be done on this site without creating a shitstorm? This isn't some crusade against drawfags, and it shouldn't be painted as such by EITHER side. The site is about Chris, and the large amount of coverage on his creations is only because they made up such a large part of his life. The CWCki isn't about Sonichu, it's about Chris. Maybe some exceptions can be made, but for now fanworks not directly about Chris need to go. I myself enjoy many, especially Fear and Loathing in CWCville, but unless it is used to successfully troll Chris, it doesn't belong here.
Thing is, we need a peaceful resolution to this. Shit with faggot users and /cwc/ is bad enough, we don't need this to blow up. Maybe exceptional fanworks can be allowed; if not, they can be hosted on DA, or perhaps a site devoted to Sonichu. The artists and fans need to remember that this isn't an attack against their work, it's just policy. Users who want to be active in the execution of this policy need to not be dicks about it, and be responsible about it. It's not "deleting shit one doesn't like," it's removing unnecessary images and articles. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 02:58, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:Well, like I've said before, I will print out every page, bind it, and mail it to him when I'm finished. Which should be in two weeks or so. If my works are deleted before then, I'm not going to worry too much. In fact, it wouldn't bother me much at all if the entire fan section was removed and all fan art was deleted. I'm just a little put off from the vitriol a lot of the critics are spewing. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
::You think he's going to read it, that's cute. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:36, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
:::Maybe, maybe not, what's the harm in trying? The most it'll cost me is a few bucks in postage. Well, that and the markers. Now I understand why he textwalls so much, those things dry out quick! :P --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 03:49, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

That makes sense. I could totally get on board starting a new site just to host these things. If we do so, though, we need clearly-defined criteria as to what gets to stay. Limiting ourselves to stuff Chris has seen would be fair, but it would need to be absolutely enforced. Which is to say, we couldn't have a page on ''Chris Gets Laid'', excellent though it is, unless he himself responded to it in some way. -[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 03:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

You could do that. That's entirely acceptable, as it focuses on Chris and its activities. What you couldn't do is a story about a Sonichu recolor having some dumb adventure while Chris gets laid as a side-story. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 03:37, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

Well by those rules, we'd have to delete the page on ''Sonichu Is Dead'', because Chris barely appears in it. We need a single, objective policy for what gets to stay and what doesn't, regardless of quality. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 11:40, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree that there has to be some kind of objective criteria, not just what largely seems to be "Your fic/comic is bad, and you should feel bad, ur a furfag lawl." If you want to cut fics because the Fan section is getting out of hand, fine. Just come up with a standard that makes sense and enforce it. If the "How you think Sonichu should have been" rule is enforced, then the entire fan section will be pretty much gutted. If we go with the "About Chris not Sonichu", well pretty much every fic has Chris' Mary Sue Avatar Combined with his real self on there, so where's the line? Is it IRL Chris, or Comic Chris? [[User:Mellowyellowsalvation|Mellowyellowsalvation]] 16:41, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*That's why I think limiting ourselves to stuff to which Chris has responded makes the most sense. He either did, or he didn't, and there are no shades of grey. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 02:05, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*As I've said elsewhere, I personally think the Fan Works index is more of a hassle than it's worth and we should get rid of it. Clyde has suggested a separate wiki and I think that might be the best solution. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:47, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
** I would agree that a second site for fan works would probably be the best course of action. However, I think we should consider keeping notable fanworks (that is, those that Chris has responded to) here on the CWCki. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 17:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
***This site is for things that have trolled Chris, so we should absolutely keep them. However, I notice that lots of things that don't fit those guidelines have survived the purge. Why? --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 15:22, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Re:Examples of bad fanworks ===

Most of the fan works don't seem to fall in any of those categories. Is there something else that's a problem?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*No, a lot of the admins are just fickle, want things they specifically don't like deleted no matter if there was a good reason or not, and don't seem to realize that trolls don't necessarily have to be asses to anyone and everyone. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 12:35, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
* Right. It's that, it has nothing to do with an overwhelming majority of it being some sick fucks fantasy and has virtually or literally nothing to do with Chris. They're just angry, angry DAMN DIRTY SLANDEROUS TROLLS. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 03:12, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

* To avoid altercations like this, I would delete the index entirely. Simply put, there are other, far more suitable venues to put this, so you won't ever have to lapse into offended rage, or conversely, argue with trolls sticking their 'n***** noses' in your business. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:31, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

=== Dumb suggestion ===

Why couldn't we just grandfather stuff in? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 12:59, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

=== my suggestion ===

wipe everything and start a new wiki because i'm cutting down everything that's eating up resources. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:31, 13 July 2010 (UTC)
*people should pay attention to me more. also pay attention to me. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 16:48, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I like this idea. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 17:00, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

i've been considering moving to a new version of mediawiki, but might as well wait for 1.16 to reach stable. this should go on technical though i guess --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 19:24, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

===Guys===
The admins are at liberty to delete whatever the fuck they don't like. It just so happens they don't like torture porn involving Sonees and Roseys and comics intended to piss Chris off a la Asperchu. I know Asperchu gave you all hope for your fan comics and getting into the annals of troll history, but Asperchu happened because until then no one had attempted anything like it. The way to get into troll history is not to follow in the footsteps of more famous trolls, but to find areas of Chris's psyche no one has prodded before and poke the shit out of them until you get an angry YouTube video. If you really really REALLY still want your fics visible on the internet, make your own Sonichu site for fanworks or join a preexisting one, such as [http://caferosechu.110mb.com/index.html Cafe Rosechu] (which is run by the girl who made Capering Berries). ... As for the underage guro, fucking stop. That's disgusting. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 22:09, 17 July 2010 (UTC)
* What he said. --[[User:Inos|Inos]] 07:58, 18 July 2010 (UTC)

===Looks like you missed something===
Both the [http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/Category:Fear_and_Loathing_in_CWCville|category] and [[Fan talk:Fear and Loathing in CWCville|talk page]] for my crap remains, as well as all the pages I uploaded. I'll take care of it... if someone can tell me how to delete pages. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 22:37, 27 July 2010 (UTC)

==Harassment and NPOV==

Recent events have brought up these issues, so let's address them.

First, let's do our best to aim for some semblance of [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]]. Things considered by us to be good humored may not be taken that way by others. So yeah, try not to insult other sites, users, etc.

Harassment - yes, there are fuckwits on this wiki. There's fuckwits on any wiki. But don't point it out to them. People need to be able to edit without fear of harassment from others for their users. It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users. If they're stupid, just point it out and explain calmly why but telling them they're fuckwits is no way to do it. Srsly, I expect a bit more from you people. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:16, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

I concur with the statement about NPOV. When i edit articles that's usually what I'm going for. The CWCville article was ridiculous and full of shit that just wasn't the case, as are a great many articles. People making jokes and idle speculation at the expense of reality.

So kids, keep the memes out, and if a facet of Chris' mind or life is an unknown leave it that way instead of inserting your own idle speculation. We're here to document the real CWC (and related fictions about CWC created by the real CWC), not to create our own CWC. [[User:DrShoggoth|Dr. Herodotus P. Shoggoth :Doktor of the Forbidden Sciences, Medallion Guardian, Imperial Emu, Emeritus of the Ancient and Justified Order of the Turtle]] 00:15, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

So, essentially, kill them gently? --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 20:28, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

*I've been thinking that maybe the best solution at this point would be to prohibit any discussion of matters unrelated to Chris and the CWCki, even on your own user page. Thus, many of the members who had been harassed or whatever in the past would probably have never been targeted in the first place. Granted, I would prefer if we didn't have to limit the users right to say what they want, and it would certainly be a pain in the ass to enforce,but could potentially prevent most if not all of the harassment issues. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 21:47, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
:*This wouldn't be an entirely bad idea, given that I know Wikipedia has basic rules about user pages, namely it's used to discuss one's contributions to Wikipedia and nothing more. Good thinking.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:18, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
*It might also help if suggesting that we resolve a bureaucratic issue without resulting to namecalling [[User_talk:DrShoggoth|didn't result in vague threats.]] --[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 22:03, 14 July 2010 (UTC)
**agreed. I'm not exactly the biggest contributor on here, but even I've seen Delabonte threatening others for asking him to be a bit less abrasive in his messages, asking why exactly they were in trouble for something, or even not sharing the same opinion as him. Why does this guy get away with it? Also, I don't care if he's "respected by Cogs" as has been said, that doesn't mean he should be allowed to abuse his position, spam angry templates on other people's accounts just because he doesn't like them, and generally treat everyone else like shit. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 00:03, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::*I agree on this policy. This kind of harassment brings down CWCki's appearance in a whole. It makes us look less like a reputable source on an autistic manchild and more like a restricted community of threatening rep destruction and overenforced rules. There is no need to attack innocents just for casual talk or for living certain lifestyles, it's just plain wrong in general. Delabonte is just a person who feels privileged and like he needs to point out things about people and act like he needs to be a Jr. Mod of sorts. To be frank, this is annoying and just rude. I'm a member of many places, but never once have I done anything like go out and go "OH NO THAT'S NOT FOLLOWING '''MY''' RULES TEMPLATE ''TEMPLATE'' ''' ''TEMPLATE'' '''!" and not a lot of people here have before. It's inappropriate, immature and quite low IQed. So, in conclusion, and tl;dr: Agree with idea, down with empty threated non-mod steam-filled members. --[[User:Eniggy|Sen. John Eniggy, finishing opening statements for case on the Congressional floor]] 04:48, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* Not to be a jackass or anything, but try and keep in mind where you are. This is a website dedicated to trolling an autistic manchild. Many of the people here are involved with other trolling operations and such. Lots of trolls like to target furrys. By ousting yourself as a furry here you're essentially making yourself a black man at a Ku Klux Klan rally. Not saying that all of this harassment should have occurred, but it certainly wasn't unforeseeable to the victims. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:36, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::*ThatMan has nailed why Delabonte and others feel warranted in acting like they do and this is pretty much the justification for some of Cog's and Clyde's actions here. Remember, this is a critical site of Chris, essentially out to troll him, and so you're not going to be attracting the same sort of people to edit as say, Wikipedia. I can talk to Delabonte about shit.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:09, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Actually, I'm not a furry (they scare me, to be quite honest- I'd sooner run through traffic and fling myself off a highway bridge than be one) but the point here, as shown by your post is, is about the exploits of Chris and the trolls who have trolled him, not a place for people to use trolling to vent their anger upon here. I don't support weeabooism, but I also don't support using CWCki as a stress ball. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:47, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

I agree. Also, Chris is a particularly bad furry, so bashing them is arguably part of our mission. We shouldn't get carried away, but I don't think anybody would object to the occasional snippy comment. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|Manwithoutabody]] 21:43, 17 July 2010 (UTC)

== User pages for banned users ==

Anyone opposed to not having user pages for banned users? Seems to be taking up space and seems sorta silly. I once said something along the lines of "To serve an example" or something but now I think it's just a waste of space. Anyone opposed to deleting user pages of permanently banned user? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:51, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:No objections here. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 23:59, 15 July 2010 (UTC)
:Depends on the user. I see no problem in deleting some of IBAGeneva's accounts, but we should keep a couple of examples (maybe between five and ten?).--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] forgot to sign
:I would agree that we should just delete their pages so as to not waste space, but is there any way we could possibly mark that they were banned when their signature is shown on talk pages and stuff like that? I just feel like this would help prevent any potential confusion between users who are banned and users who don't have user pages. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 01:00, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*A short page about wby they were banned sounds good. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:25, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
::That actually gives me a better idea, maybe their could be a page of banned users, with notes showing the reason for why they were banned. When a user is banned, their userpage could just be a redirect to this page.--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 05:20, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:::fuck what I was about to say, the best balance between saving space and giving good examples of what not to do would probably be to do what ThatMan suggested. ThatMan, you have done a great service for the operation of the CWCki. I salute you, good sir. [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 05:22, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
*Well that settles it. People, you have 24 hours to make a page (in the CWCki namespace) with a list of banned users and their rationale. In 24 hours, I will delete all the banned user userpages.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I'll do what I can. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 11:26, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
:*My lord, it is [[CWCki:Banned_Users|done.]] --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 12:28, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==

I think the usage of them is getting a bit out of control.

As I see it:
# unless you have a very convincing reason why a userbox should be on the main namespace, it really should be on a user's subpage.
# we get rid of some of the categories of of userboxes - it's handy to know which CWCki users are also PVCC members, it's not quite as important to know which CWCki users practice martial arts.

Thoughts? Any justifications why we should keep userboxes as they are? Personally I'm tempted to say that we should make user boxes as part of one's user subpage or at least remove the categories for most of these.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:17, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think they need to be culled. Specifically, the ones that don't have anything to do with Chris.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:37, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::Either way is fine. They're not exactly a big part of the site. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:18, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:Sorry about that. I'll keep my own userbox whoring under control. Just thought I was [[fail|being clever]] at making more Chris jokes. (Keep in mind that I didn't add all those userboxes indicating race/gender/and religion, though I did modify the one for my own race.
:But I think the "Armchair psychologist" could be kept for some practical use, like a <s>barnstar</s> award for those who have contributed much analysis of Chris's mindset. --[[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] 16:57, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
::I just want to say here that armchair psychologists are not why we are here. We are here to document Chris, not theorise on his mindset. That stuff is okay in tiny doses but if you plan on doing it so often that you want a box for it, go to [[/cwc/]].--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:58, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:I think Nationality might be useful, if only to establish about what time said user would be active. But stuff like cats, or naive, etc. have no practical use. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:54, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: Why not just have time zone stamps then? Honestly I've thought that these userboxes were stupid for a while, glad to see I'm not alone in that. Honestly only a select few of them really seem necessary. Other than ones related to staff positions held by certain members and perhaps something useful such as what Bill Lumberg brought up, none of them really serve any meaningful purpose. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 00:31, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*Obviously not all of them have to be useful, as some of them are just fun and a way to encourage people to edit the CWCki. A time zone stamp would be good, though the nationality userboxes tend to be more flavorful (i.e. it's funnier to say something about the fact you're an American than you live in GMT -5). Some could in theory be useful - if you're a drawfag, then people can ask you to draw stuff for articles and whatnot.
::::Problem people are having is that people are getting carried away - do people really need to know you're a Zoroastiarian? Do people need to know you're a weaboo who's into manga moreso than anime? I think in general, we need to work on making pages, in the style of Wikipedia, serve as a way of describing one's contributions ''to the CWCki,'' not just a "about yourself" page.
::::There's nothing wrong with the userboxes, like I said, it's people getting carried away is what seems to be troubling.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:08, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::So where do we draw the line? I think that's the real problem; there's no set limit to what the userboxes should be for. Having "flavorful" userboxes tends to be a gray area that needs some definition. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:18, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
* It should be pretty simple: keep the nationality boxes, Warrior, Observer, and the like, and the awards. We don't need to know if you're straight or gay or if you're Christian or atheist. We just need where you're from, and what you're doing here. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:10, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

==Fuckwit Alert template ==

I propose we remove the Fuckwit Alert userbox or whatever it's called. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:24, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:*I am happy to do the removing myself--[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:29, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::Sounds like a good idea, go for it [[User:Notslowpoke|Notslowpoke]] 03:22, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::Ronichu, you can't remove shit here. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:46, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Correct. Neither can you. I'd just like to politely point out that '''you are not a mod here'''. I think it's high time you were either directly promoted to be one so you have a badge to go with that attitude (at which point you '''can''' cast down proclamations from on-high with righteous fury) or '''learn to accept that you are not a mod here''' and act accordingly. I'm not fussed either way. The overwhelming consensus from users (and some people who '''are''' mods), irrespective of if they have that userbox or not, seems to be that it should go. So unless an '''actual CWCki mod''' steps in and says not to, in a few days I'll start removing the userboxes from user pages. If you re-add it, it's page vandalism and will be treated accordingly (reverted). I have little patience for wanna-be mods acting like their big brother is the sheriff so they can just do what they please. This isn't PVCC, it isn't ED, it isn't a place for you to do whoever the fuck you want and go around posturing, making vague threats and acting like you own the place. '''You don't. Cogs does.''' If she wants you to to have unlimited power, she has that ability to grant it to you; if she grants it to you, all well and good. Then it's official. Her website, her decision. But until then the CWCki is ONLY about documenting and discussing Chris (and occasionally peripheral other stuff). So either get on with with the [[Chris|task at hand]], or get promoted and make your inane desires official policy, or go back to EDF/PVCC where you can be lord of all creation or whatever the fuck. PVCC and the CWCki have different mods and this is by design. TL;DR so either officially become a mod or '''shut up''' and behave yourself. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:39, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
{{Quote|It's one thing to tell someone they're wrong or being just stupid, it's another to tell them they're now under watch by a group of people with various intents. I really can't ago against Cogs, as she has different ideas how to run the CWCki than I do, and she is the site owner, but please don't harass other users.|Champthom, on this very page.}}
Now obviously I'm not a admin or a Jerkop or PVCC or anything, but it seems to me that the fuckwit alert template causes way more problems than it solves.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:13, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
*It's very tedious for me when furries who have barely been here for six months act like they own the place and presume what Cogs does or doesn't think. I think what bothers you here is the fact although we are presumably "equals" (lol) I did something you never could, and excercised power you don't have. As has been pointed out before, I am just fufilling the wishes of the PVCC. May I remind you Cogs okayed the template and it hasn't been an issue until you brought it up now? If Cogs says take it down (and she might), well, then the template should be taken down. Until there they remain as a reminder for certain furries (who want to be big elite trolls) to back off a certain user. Go back to doing [[Sydney Contacts|piss poor imitations of women]], Ronichu. The only person making a big deal of this are those who have fallen under my hawk-like gaze. My mind is closed on the matter. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:41, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
**I'd like to point a few things out. First off, you've made 952 edits to this wiki in your 15-odd months here. That's 1.8 edits per day. Ronichu has made 842 edits in 6.5-ish months, which is 4.2 edits per day. Ronichu is known for devoting hours to transcriptions. You are well known for plastering the wiki with "Not a Forum" templates. I wouldn't overstate your influence here. While you may have done something which is vaguely useful at some point in the past, Ronichu has done far more for this wiki than you have and even Champ is getting fed up with your antics. Ronichu made a good point and I suggest you get off your high horse and learn something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 17:02, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
***And I just want someone to explain to me what the fuck I did wrong to get the template, and why i'm also the target of all these vauge threats. I didn't even touch that "certain user". Check the entire page history; I've done jack shit to interfere. What is my crime, and at what point did I try to be a "big elite troll"? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:53, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
:::*You probably got it because you [http://cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Talk:Coffee_Place&oldid=101640 posted on the Coffee Place talk page.] [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 18:14, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
::::So? I'm sorry, but I refuse to believe that I got this template for those two sentences. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:38, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

==Hey faggots==
If we are all done arguing about templates and about who put one where and what not, there's a few long overdue transcriptions and shit that could be worked on. Quit being a bunch of drama queens, all of you. I don't give a shit how many edits you have, what you have produced or who fucking hates who. Take my fucking advice and work on community projects or your own projects and ditch that whole wall of text above. If any of you in the above section keep it up, I can guarantee that someone at the top is going to come along and yell at this shitload of faggotry. We need all of you here doing stuff.

Let me rephrase that slightly: we need all of you here doing something less dramatic and more helpful. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 20:25, 28 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-27T23:05:38Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME? */

Mumble 7

2010-07-27T23:03:38Z

Fuckingstupid: /* 15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength */

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris's [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialize for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologize or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to color. Refuses to use color pencils or Photoshop to color, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris's dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practice and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularized by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags|racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he is reassured that this would be legal, he says he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humor displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|The fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on homos and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
===Chris proves he is straight===
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! ''[echoes]'' 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris-[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh... I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w-... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s-... try, uh, you should try wr-, you should tr-, uh, do you know her email address? 
[pause] 
'''Chris:''' So, uh- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai-, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' it's... ''[sigh]'' if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s-help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [unclear] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' ''[clears throat]'' Well, I didn't really have too many oppor-, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' ''[breaks up]'' 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [unclear] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. Just- 
'''Julie:''' Hey guys, do you have a question? If he's done? Uh- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' I think you're right. 
'''Fan:''' I...I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] -You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be knowing it, and nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve-ah-very-but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any-for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I-I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, -[gets cut off by Chris in the background]- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question. 

===7:08 Julie asks about shotacon===
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cut off] 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho-[cuts off again]- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot-[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I never heard of that word. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary... 
''[pause, and a weary sigh from someone other than Chris]'' 
'''Chris:''' I'll-I'll take a look. Hang on. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up. 
'''Julie:''' Okay! 
''[pause, Chris's radio is audible]'' 
'''Chris:''' ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark. 
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A. 
'''Chris:''' I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi-for like...dictionary-type website that I have. 
''[pause, Chris's keyboard taps are audible]'' 
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one. 
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''. 
'''Chris:''' Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma-it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan. 
'''Guy:''' Really. 
'''Chris:''' It's a Japanese name. I think it's- 
'''Fan:''' Oh no no, I think you're looking at the wrong thing, it's S- S-H-O-T-A-C-O-N. 
'''Chris:''' S-H- I mean- O-T-A-C-O-N? Shotacon? 
'''Fan:''' It's the same thing, just put C-O-N at the end. 
'''Guy:''' I've read it in a dictionary before, can't remember what it means... 
'''Chris:''' Oh, oh! Okay, here it is, uh..."shotacon, sometimes shortened to shota, is Japanese slang of the phrase 'Shotaro Complex'"...uh..."that describes the attraction to young boys or an individual with such an attraction". 
''[Disgusted reactions heard]'' 
'''Fan:''' Oh my god, what the fuck? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' There's lots of sick people. Y'all are gonna get ricked? 
'''Fan:''' Someone from 4 cent garbage came in and told us to look that up, I didn't--I didn't even want to. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' I guess he's a homo... 
'''Fan:''' Don't worry I banned him already. 
'''Girl:''' Um, Chris, Vivian wants to know if you can like, turn your radio down a bit, it's distracting. 
'''Guy:''' Yes, please turn it down. 
'''Chris:''' I thought that was quiet enough, here. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, no, the lady'll probably pick it up 
'''Girl:''' Alright cool. Merci. 

===10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies===

'''Another Fan:''' Okay, um, I have a question, um, I like to draw--interrupted by mumbling--I like to draw comics and such, I mean I want to start up a webcomic. What kind of materials do you use? 
'''Chris:''' Um, like, you mean for drawing? 
'''Another Fan:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Well mostly I just use like, uh, paper without lines, like, computer printer paper you can get in, like, Wal-Mart, for an inexpensive price in multiples. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay-- 
'''Chris:''' And then I use like an RES--RSVP-brand pen with the black ink. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh okay, is it like, um, a gel pen or a ballpoint pen or-- 
'''Chris:''' It's like a ballpoint, it's like a ballpoint pen. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh. 
'''Fan:''' What do you use to color? 
'''Chris:''' I use Crayola brand markers. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. 
'''Chris:''' I would like to--I would--I would--I would recommend getting the Super Tip 50-pack which you can also find at the Wal-Mart. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. I--[interrupted by someone else on chat] 
'''Guy:''' That's basically-- 
'''Another Fan:''' At Wal-Mart I usually get the 24-color RoseArts. Those are--those do pretty good too. 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhh, Vivian, just so you--just so you know, I'm using the microphone that came with Hey You, Pikachu for Nintendo Sisty-Four [sic]. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, yeah no, no offense, but uh, personally I prefer like, colored pencils and shit cause--[Chris mumbling is heard]--they're like easier to erase. Photoshop [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' If you want to use colored pencils that's fine, I'm not, uh, saying that you have to use Crayola markers-- 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask you a question? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Why don't you use colored pencils? They're really good, you should try one on like, at least one page, just try one. One page with just colored pencils. 
'''Fan:''' But um, actually, you can--you can scan your drawings and then color--color them in like, Photoshop or something. [rest of chat murmurs in agreement] That looks really professional, and really good. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I prefer using the markers. 
'''Fan:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' It's just that I--I mean--I mean I've tried--I mean I've colored with colored pencils before, and I just feel best with using markers. 
'''Julie:''' I have a question, um, uh, the Hey You Pikachu microphone, how does that work on the, you're using that on your computer? Did you say? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah it's just, yeah, it's like you plug it into uh, into the basic microphone jack. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, yeah, yeah. 
'''Girl:''' Excuse me, I have a nice little Plantronics headset. 
'''Chris:''' Um-- 
'''Another Fan:''' Hey Chris can I ask you a question? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, hang on a second, uh... uh, Omicron, that's uh, you're basically, uh, you're basically plagiarizing here. You're even using, uh, parts of my original drawings to, uh, make up your so called real ones and, you're just--you're just parroting--you're just plagiarizing-- 
'''Fan:''' That's dirty and illegal. 
[Unintelligible mumbling] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, you said so yourself, you're being illegal. And plus, and plus I'm-- 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, isn't combining Sonic with Pikachu the same thing? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, but, but but also, look at this, also I'm looking at this site here, it said, he's claiming the copyright for himself, but he's, but he's not. I mean that's like, but he's, he--he says 
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' You need to ban him immediately. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, ban him immediately. 
'''Guy:''' Oh wait wait wait wait wait... 
'''Fan:''' Yeah maybe you should check--[interrupted by loud noise, probably Chris] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah well he said that, he's saying that all of Sonichu material is copyrighted by him, when it's clearly not. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah but you use Sonic and Pikachu, and you copyrighted it-- 
'''Other Guy:''' He just offered to give you credit--[interrupted by noisy chatter] 
'''Chris:''' I mean, I put, I mean, yeah but, I mean, I'm talking about the--the Omnicron [sic] guy here, that's like, just put this link here. 
'''Fan:''' Oh he offered to give you credit-- 
'''Julie:''' Yes that's the same thing you did. 
'''Chris:''' Well no no, he, no-- 
'''Fan:''' We decided-- 
'''Chris:''' No he's plagiarizing MY Sonichu. 
'''Fan:''' We just decided [unintelligible] 
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Julie:''' Chris it's, it's a parody, kinda like Sonichu is. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but he--yeah, but he's saying, he said--he--on his front page he says, all Sonichu material-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah but he's, he just offered to change it, so are you okay with that? 
'''Chris:''' By changing it to Sonichu X-- 
'''Fan:''' No, he said he'll give you credit instead of claiming it for himself. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah I would appreciate that, that would be better, yeah, if... he changed that. 
'''Fan:''' Alright cool. 
'''Guy:''' Problem solved. 

===15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength===
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yes Julie. 
'''Julie:''' Do you think you could tell everyone about my idea? And, since you're going to do it do you think you could tell everyone so they could look out for it? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, your idea... um, oh oh oh, yeah, just basically a video of me coming up to Clyde and showing him how strong I am, a few kicks to the camera-- 

'''(transcription from 24.45)''' 

Chris: There you are, updated. It's finally fixed. 
Guy: Actually that was Richard Karn on Home Improvement, not Billy Mays. 
Chris: Oh. Well my mistake, I mean the guy had the beard and uhh... 
Guy: Oh yeah I can understand. 
Chris: And the voice sounds- and the voice sounds the same... 
Fan: Yeah. They sound the same. 
Guy: I guess. 
(incoherent: too many people) 
Chris: There's a matter of interpretation apparently I misinterpreted so I will admit that I was wrong. 
Fan: Yeah see we all make mistakes, don't be too hard on yourself. 
(pause) 
Guy: (unintelligible babble or singing) 
Fan: Have you gotten any fan art submissions or notable? For the uh- webpage? 
Chris: Yeah I got one today... It's like mostly a drawing of that uh that uh- of the fan herself. 
Fan: Oh. 
Chris: -got in the snail mail today. 
Guy: -Sunday. 
(pause) 
Chris: Oh. Hmmmm... 
Guy: What are you doing for this Valentine's day Chris? 
Chris: Uhhhm... I'm sorry, what was that question? 
Guy: What will you be doing this year on Valentine's day? 
Chris: Hm depends... 
Guy: Ahhh, I see. 
Chris: Hm. 
Fan: Surely a man of such magnitude as yourself are going to be doing something important, aren't you? 
Chris: Mmm. 
Guy: Magnitude? Way to choose the words buddy. 
Other guy: (Unintelligible) 
Chris: Uh, cause I don't have Julie over here yet. 
(Reactions of OHs and AHs) 
Chris: If she was here... 
Julie: (unintelligible) -play games. 
Chris: Or we could just uh... talk. 
Woman: Ehehehehe. Maybe... uh... why no redheads? 
Other Woman: Yeah? 
Chris: Yeah, I was trying to think about that when the other guy asked that question. Uh... I was trying to think up that unh... mmmm... Uhhhh, redheads just don't be very- tract me so much. 
Several: Uh, ah. 
Chris: It's- it's- a- pi- a possibility that they're dyed. 
Woman: Mmmmmmm... 
Chris: But yeah y'know natural redheads enh, yeah, just don't really turn me on as much. 
Woman: I see... 
Fan: Have you thought about girls with um, highlights? 
Chris: Mmmm... (pause) aaahhhh... what turns me on hhh- (inhales) (pause) obviously the women. 
Man: (inaudible) -women? 
Guy: What about piercings or tattoo? 
Chris: Yeah, neither of those. 
(Pause) 
Chris: Ehhhh- 
Guy: Hey (unintelligible) 
Julie: Hey Chris! How bout like non-orange hair, not like... no, never mind. I'm sorry. 
Chris: Yeah... oh... okay... hmmm... 
Julie: Wait Chris! How do you feel about blue hair? 
Chris: Blue hair's okay, otherwise I wouldna- Otherwise I wouldn't've liked Sailor Mercury. 
British??? guy: That is true, she does have blue hair. 
Guy: She's a very fine character. There is no way to deny it. 
Other guy: Blue hair is OFF DA HOOK!!! Doesn't Marge Simpson have blue hair as well? 
Chris: (in some kind of insane voice) Oh yeah! Marge Simpson has blue hair and it's as tall as the Empire State building!!! 
(Some HMMs UHs and UMs follow) 
Julie: Yo Chris!! Can you do some impersonations for us? 
British??? Guy: Oh we'd love to hear that! 
Chris: I just did Marge Simpson. 
Guy: Yeah you're really talented. 
British??? Guy: Yeah. 
(Several people talking at once.) 
Julie: -they're really good. 
Guy: Do another sentence Chris, how about Comic Book Guy? 
British??? Guy: Mmmmhmmm... 
Chris: Oh ??? indeed. Oh I ??? promiscuous and whatnot. I like Batman and Robin, oh look! Stan Marsh has come into the thing again - I forget that guy's name, that guy who did the Marvel comics. 
Several: (incoherent) 
Julie: Stan Lee. (Pause) Chris do your Donald Duck impression. 
Chris: Everybody have (incoherent and scary quacking) 
Several: (laughter) 
Guy: Chris you should work for Disney. 
Fan: That's good Chris. 
Guy: Have you ever considered being a voice actor? 
Chris: Errrrrp... possibly, I'm not sure. 
Fan: (incoherent, cut off by Chris) 
Chris: (incoherent... another cartoon voice) 
Guy: Hey Chris, you're a Christian, right? 
Chris: Yeah 
Guy: I was just wondering- 
Chris: Ahm actu- 
Guy: -do you just- 
Chris: I'm actually a Methodist church. 
Guy: Oh awesome, I was just wondering: Do you think AIDS was sent by god to kill the homos or do you think that it's just an accident or something man-made? 
Chris: The thou- the thought never occurred to me... thought never occurred to me. 
Other guy: can you do an impression of Arnold Schwarzenegger? 
Guy: Hold- the question... 
Fan: Let Chris answer the question. 
Chris: The thought- the thought never occurred to me about what you just said about the AIDS there mmmm... but y'know, it's a possibility and I will not agree nor disagree with it. 
Guy: Yeah, I was just wondering I mean, I've had that discussion with some of my Christian friends. I just wanted to get your opinion, thank you. 
(pause) 
Chris: Mmhhh... 
Julie: I think (clears throat) I think Omicron has a point and you did tell me you went to a methodist church didn't you? So that's- 
Chris: Yeah well th- well my Methodist church is uh more loose on- is not as strict on uh- on uh sex. 
Julie: Chris I don't know- I don't know that much about religion in the States but I don't think there is a looser Meth- Methodist church. God makes the rules Omicron says. 
(pause) 
Chris: Yeah well, hmmm... 
Guy: Well, you know personally I think that the government made AIDS to kill off all the brothers. 
Fan: Whoa, whoa... That's what the blacks always say. 
Chris: Yeah. (pause) I'm going to agree, that sounds like something that uh... well, a black guy would say. 
Guy: So you church is kinda of uh- they let you do- their kinda loose on the whole moral restrictions? 
Chris: Mmm... (pause) uhhh... that's... what's the question? 
Guy: Your church they- you said they're kind of more uh- y'know they're less strict on the whole moral thing, like, as far as sexuality goes? Right? 
Chris: -ah basically. 
Guy: But y'know, uhh, I thought you're supposed to listen to the Bible or whatever not, y'know, not necessarily- no, never mind. 
(Pause) 
Guy: Hey Chris- 
Other guy: (interrupts) 
Chris: Yeah, there's also a uh, there's also a- think about this uh, if you uh- if you- if you were a think uh- you have to find for yourself a good meaning behind uh- good meaning behind watching pornography to uh- like teach how it- how to do this and that when you actually get around to doing it... 
Guy: That's all ??? 
Chris: That's all's considered education for yourself. 
Guy: How is that realistic at all? 
(pause) 
Guy: Yeah, it's uh- not a really good thing to learn from, trust me. 
Chris: It can be done before marriage as well as long as me and my sweetheart really love each other very much. 
Fan: But not in Christianity. 
Guy: But all I'm saying is y'know, porn is completely, completely unre- unrealistic I mean you can't really learn anything from it. 
(pause) 
Chris: It gives- it gives you enough ideas. 
Julie: (incoherent) 
Other guy: (incoherent) porn. 
Guy: When you actually have sex, it's nothing like porn. 
(pause) 
Chris: Maybe not like you, you not gonna do it- 
Accented woman: You can't do it immediately- immediately anal sex cause most women are not very happy with anal sex and also... 
Guy: Okay, shut up 
Accented woman: -and also weird- 
Guy: Shut up. 
Accented woman: Yes. 
Guy: And... that wasn't cool, like... 
Fan: That was uncalled for... 
Guy: Yeah, like, suthin' a BLACK MAN would say... 
Several: (incoherent) 
Other guy: That's racist man... 
Chris: Well, somebody said it on here first before I did. 
Guy: Does that make it ok? 
Julie: Chris, I think he's trying to make it clear that- I dunno. 
Chris: I typically agree with that guy. 
(pause) 
Julie: So nothing g- it doesn't make it ok. 
(incoherent)
Chris: (babbling) I wi- I'm sorry, I take it back. 
(pause) 
(incoherent) 
Guy: Guys can we get back to Sonichu, Please? 
Fan: Yeah. 
Other guy: Yeah this is getting ridiculous. 
Guy: (incoherent) -Sonichu actually. 
(pause) 
Guy: Anyway, my question is that: why does Sonichu not wear clothes while Rosechu and the other Rosechus do wear clothes? And underwear? 
Chris: Aaaaaaaaaamp... It's like uh- it's basically a cartoon and it doesn't really matter, it's like... mm... think about this: Most cartoon characters wear at least one article of clothing. At least one article. And uh- it's like Yogi Bear who just wears a necktie and a hat. 

'''(From 35.14)''' 

Other Guy: I think it would be cool if all the Sonichus and Rosechus got together and they and- they all formed a big team and they had special uniforms or something, kinda like the X-men. 
Fan: Or Power Rangers. 
Chris: Uh yeah, I don't do- I don't do well- I'm not in- no uniforms. It 's a uniform and other Sonichus and Rosechus. 
Guy: I'm just wondering if you'd do another impression: What does Blachu sound like? Uh, Black Sonichu? Or Blake? 
Chris: Eeeeuuunh... Eh... ahhhh... 
British guy: Can you imitate it? 
Chris: Mmmm... I'm not sure... uhhhhm... 
Guy: Like does he sound black? 
Chris: Possibly, but I'm not certain. I'm not leaning towards it. 
Guy: Ok, I'd like to hear it, but if you don't want... 
Chris: I just never- I just never really thought about that. I'd say that he possibly sounds similar to uh, y'know Shadow the hedgehog. But he could possibly sound, black. He could. Don't quote me on it. 
Guy: All right, I was just wondering if you'd do his voice but... 
Black guy: Hey why does the BAD guy gotta be black? 
Chris: I never said the bad guy "has to" be black. (pause) I mean, look at the- the range of villanies, I mean there's black and whites and uh... male females. 
(pause) 
Black guy: Yeah I noticed that uh- Silvana's also... black lookin'. 
Chris: I just decided to colour her black because she was born- she came from outer space from a black egg, which was the- which came out of the rainbow. 
(pause) 
Black guy: Yeah, I was also wonderin' about that like- 
Chis: I- I- I- 
Black guy: If Silvana came out of the rainbow, right? 
Chris: Yes it's- 
Black guy: Why would she be black? 
Chris: (babbling) 
Black guy: I mean like black ain't part of the rainbow, right? 
Chris: It's like the black sheep of the family. Y'know you put all the colours together and it does become black. 
(unintelligible reactons) 
Guy: -like a brownish- 
Other guy: (unintelligible) is a (unintelligible) colour. 
Fan: Maybe it's because she's from space and there's not a lot of light in space and it's dark or something. 
Chris: Yeah that- a uh yeah- that's one of the- 
Other guy: Hmmm. 
Woman: Uhm, did you look at the link of my friend? 
Chris: Uh, ummmm... 
Woman: Yeah, since you love blue hair. 
(pause) 
Chris: Uh- no I haven't looked at it and I don't wanna make Julie feel jealous if I did- if I went and did. 
Fan: I don't think Julie would mind. 
Woman: Uhhh... 
Fan: You look at pornography don't you? 
Woman: (mumble) 
(pause) 
Chris: No, that- that was two syllables "Rose-chu". You don't- don't add- don't say the "e" it's just "Rosechu". 
Fan: Yeah you went over this last chat. 
(pause) 
Other guy: Hey Chris. 
Chris: (I don't know, it sounds like "narrator") 
Other guy: Uh. 
Chris: (sounds like he says "narrator" again) 
Other guy: Uh... I was just- 
Chris: No, well, obviously the uh- the narrator who did those audio books was incorrect. Specially since I never gave that person the approval to do the audiobooks. 
Fan: I think it's just a fan project and I think he- 
Chris: Yeah 
Fan: and I think he might have one of the West coast dialects. I know that the South they say y'all but over here- 
Chris: Well obviously he lied- 
Fan: -different. I'd be proud if they made one of my projects into an audiobook though. That means that there are a lot of fans out there that really like it. 
Other guy: Ay. 
Fan: They're not selling to try and make any money off it. They're not trying to rip you off. They always made sure- they always narrate the first page by saying "Christian Weston Chandler" so they're not trying to cheat you or anything. 
Chris: Yeah. 
Fan: The people know you're making it. 
Chris: Yeah I- I hear that. I just, apparently they misin- misinterpreted the (audio breaks up) name Rosechu. Or mispronounced it. Misinterpreted, mispronounce- fairly the same thing in that situation.......... possibly. To answer that question... possibly. 
Guy: Uh, Vivian said that the audiobooks made Sonichu way popular that- than you could ever ever do on your own. 
Chris: Well, I will not disagree with the statement. And I appreciate her help. 
(pause) 
Other guy: Hey Chris. Would you be offended if a fan wrote a fanfiction about Sonichu? 
Chris: Faaanfiction... if it's- if it's not demeaning or makes them look stupid. Then it's fine- it's fine. (pause) Like I did mind when, shoot, what's his name? That guy... uhhhh... that guy that the uhhhh... did the animations, on his computer. 
British guy: You did mind or you didn't? 
Guy: Animations??? 
Fan: I think I know what he's talking about. Are you talking about the um... 

(background noise begins) 
Background voice: Well the original play was a Greek play. Where they're all y'know... Greeks... and crazy stuff happens and they're all runnin' around in togas. So if you ever wanna see the movie "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" it was a classic and it had some real classic people from the 50s and 60s in it. Kinda like "It's a MAD MAD MAD MAD World". Sort of a classic old school movie from funny old school world. First colour movie type thing. But that'll be a high school play. You'll wanna see that. You might actually enjoy it. (unintelligible) 
(inaudbile response) 
Background voice: You never know that might be fun to do. Well I guess that wouldn't work on the weekend then... you gotta... 

'''(FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, IT APPEARS THAT THERE WAS SOME TECHNICAL PROBLEM THAT CAUSED ANOTHER MUMBLE CHANNEL TO BE RECORDED WHILE THE CONVERSATION WITH CHRIS BECAME BARELY AUDIBLE BACKGROUND NOISE. INSTEAD ALL THAT CAN BE HEARD IS SOME BUTTFACE YAMMERING ABOUT FILMS AND TELEVISION SHOWS. I'M NOT GOING TO KEEP TRANSCRIBING IT. CHRIS IS STILL TALKING AND ANSWERING QUESTIONS, BUT NOTHING CAN BE UNDERSTOOD OVER THESE GUYS.)''' 

'''(AT 42.56 THE AUDIO SUDDENLY RESUMES NORMALLY)''' 

Unknown person: Uh you- 
Black guy: Yeah I uh- noticed he's another BLACK villain. 
Chris: Yeah in real life he was black. Without meaning any offence to the uh- black guy in general, cause you've noticed, among the Jerkops there's uh- we got black's and white's, males and females. 
(pause) 
(several people jump in at once) 
Other guy: (unintelligible) -on a female officer before. 
Chris: Well y'know uhhh... uhhh, comic book number 7, near the end. Near the end of the time travel episode. Uhh, I have no opinion about what Obama's doing cause I don't watch the news. 
Accented woman: But you voted for him, didn't you? 
Chris: Yes I voted for him because I saw myself in him when I com- when I saw both the documentaries and downloaded them for the Playstation Network between Obama and McCain. I mean voted for a person I saw more of myself of- 
Accented woman: You usually vote for someone based on their political leanings, not how you view them. As I were Republican, I voted for John McCain. Not because I liked him but because I- he had the same political views as me. 
Chris: Well, basi- basically I'm a moderate. 
Other guy: Oh, I see. Um, I was wondering. I was reading opinions: do you agree with his financial bailouts? 
Chris: Hm, I don't even know what it is. So I can't disagree or agree. 
Other guy: Well, to make it short um, it's about uh- the government- President Obama is planning to uh- a new one- (cuts out) 
Chris: I'm sorry what? 
(pause) 
Fan: You got cut off there. 
Chris: Yeah. 
Fan: Uhh, ok, we lost him. 
(pause) 
Black guy: Yo, Chris, uh, do you, you didn't just vote for Obama cause he was black, did you? 
Chris: No, I did not vote for him because he was black. I voted for him cause I saw myse- because I saw myself in him. In like, similar lifestyles. And I saw that he was a good man, I mean after all, com- I saw- I saw I watched both of the A&E documentaries, before I can- before I knew who I would vote for. 

'''(Ends for now at 45.29)''' 

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User talk:Delabonte

2010-07-23T09:04:48Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Curses */

At least you get the joke. YOUR AN HERO TO ME, DELABONTE! --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:34, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

Oh lol, my bad. Was in grammar nazi mode, fixing typos. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:10, 2 May 2009 (CEST)

==Congratulations!==

You were mentioned in the [[Rollin' and Trollin'|new video]]. Nice. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:48, 17 July 2009 (CEST)

*Thanks. This calls for a box to go on my userpage. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:59, 18 July 2009 (CEST)
:*Oh Lord, I just your pro tip on your user page and I LOL'd. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:33, 9 September 2009 (CEST)

==Lovely Weather==
"Sex under false pretence IS statutory rape. Also saying Chris raped his future wife is funnier."

I'm not going to sit here and have an edit war with you, but I believe you are mistaken, Mr. ex-Minister. I can find ''no'' evidence of sex under false pretense being considered rape of any kind. It certainly is sexual assault, but I can't find any legitimate site that claims it to be rape (aside from random postings of failtowns on forums). Unless you can provide some evidence, I'd say that you're simply wrong about that.

On top of that, you're right in saying that it's "funnier" to say that he raped her, but that's not the point. We're supposed to document what actually happened/was implied. We don't need to make up things to make Chris look like more of a douche; he does that for us enough as it is. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 04:15, 11 December 2009 (CET)
*You're... You're kidding, right? If she doesn't know who he is, and thinks he is someone else, she cannot give consent. Sex without consent is rape. You're pretty gross for arguing that's not what happened, because it totally is. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 04:26, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*She ''thinks'' she knows who he is, though. He deceived her and got her to willingly consent to sex with him. That's not ''rape''. It's sexual assault. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 04:30, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*Every weekend, I'm over at a singles' bar in the area. I always lie out of my ass just to get laid. One week I'm an airplane pilot, the other I'm a venture capitalist, one day I was even a comic book artist. And now you're telling me I'm a rapist? --[[User:Lynxr|Lynxr]] 04:46, 11 December 2009 (CET)
::*Of course she ''thinks'' she does; that's part of the deception. Look, if I dress up like Jimmy Hill and go over to your house and you go "Oh God, Jimmy Hill!" then tear off my clothes and go down on me (cause u gay like that), then I rip off my mask after jizzing on your face and go "Surprise! I'm really Internet Comedian SonichuIs44!" I've raped you. You consented to sex with Jimmy Hill, not with me. Even if I never reveal I'm not Jimmy Hill, I've raped you; you never consented to sex with me. You could at least try arguing it's not rape based on the fact that she's having sex with Chris either way. And pray tell what is the difference between rape and sexual assault?
:::Lynxr, you're not telling them that you're someone else though; if you convinced them you're really Tom Hanks, but you're not (I'll assume you're not), you've deceived them. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 04:48, 11 December 2009 (CET)

:::"It certainly is sexual assault" - what do you think rape is? Time-travel sexual assault laws have yet to be tested, but from where I stand if you have sex with someone knowingly under false pretense, then it's not fully consensual. Also, this is the CWCki not the supreme court. And saying Chris travelled through time to rape his future wife is still funnier. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:53, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:::*You both have a interesting definitions of consent. What you're saying is that it isn't consent unless she knows the full truth. That's... horribly illogical and simply untrue. Now, specifically for Sonichuis44, the difference between rape and sexual assault is that rape is entirely forced and without consent (or in some cases of statutory rape, simply consensual sex with a minor). Chris ''has consent'' in this case, whether you want to admit that or not. She willingly did it with him, and not under threats or force (unless there's something he's not telling us about this fictional story that he, himself, made up in the first place). It's as simple as that. Maybe what he did violated her, maybe she really wouldn't care all that much if she knew the truth, but it doesn't really matter, but it seems pretty obvious that she agreed to it. Back to the point, though, rape is a ''subset'' of sexual assault. Sexual assault involves undesired sexual contact, but it might not involve intercourse in any way (such as sexual touching), or, even if it does... well... that's relative to who's making the rules in whatever jurisdiction. Some things that are generally considered sexual assault in most places are mitigated to full-blown rape status in other places and vice versa. I don't really care to get too into that, but the fact of the matter is that he had her consent, and that's what's relevant here. However, I'm done arguing about this fictional story. Further arguing about a sexual encounter that never happened, nor ever could (as time-travel like that is, from a logical standpoint, absolutely impossible), seems ridiculous. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 05:17, 11 December 2009 (CET)

*Don't bring logic into this. Also, Chris agrees with you: "You are misunderstood, it was not rape; She mistook me for my future self, and She Asked Me to have sex with her.". This means you are wrong. Good day sir. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:31, 11 December 2009 (CET)
:*We may have had a tense discussion, and you may well have been a piss-poor Minister of Defense, but... I've decided that I like you, Seinor Delabonte. Your lulziness rating qualifies you for the much-coveted Badge of Lulziness and All-Around Goodness, which you may apply for by filling out the form that will be mailed to you shortly. Please allow blah blah blah blah. Good day. --[[User:Tristran|Tristran]] 06:54, 11 December 2009 (CET)

== Temporary ban ==

Dude, Cody is a newfag but he's trying his best from what I've seen thus far. I don't give a fuck of he's a juggalo elsewhere and as I told BlueSpike, I'm not banning him from CWCki unless he starts shit here. As I said [[User_talk:Wwwwolf#Question|here]], I will not ban a user unless they do shit on the CWCki like harass users, vandalism, etc.

Delabonte, I am disappoint, son. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:53, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

*I apologise. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 13:52, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

== PRO TIP ==

With the welcome template, you have to manually enter your user name so if a new user wanted to ask you a question, there would be a direct link, so it'd look like <nowiki>{{welcome|Delabonte}}</nowiki> and it would provide a link to your talk page where they can ask you a question. Yeah, it's lame but I'm not sure if the process can be automated or anything. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:58, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== I love you ==

For your "Not a forum" template. You've made me proud.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:39, 21 April 2010 (UTC)

== User Pages ==

I don't know who you are you what you are, and I don't really care - but don't edit userpages of others. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 16:15, 22 June 2010 (UTC)

I should have known. You are a PVCC member and a member of the old guard. A newfag like me has no chance. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 01:47, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*You keep repeating this like it's going to make me respect you but continuing with your Autistic actions. Don't shit on my cupcake and tell me it's icing. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:07, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*Hi 16BitAlex. I was informed I'm not allowed to call you a fag on your talk page. So, hi. Fag. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 04:39, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:*HEY GUISE, I MADE A VIDEO THAT WARDS OFF FAGGOTS...

{{#ev:youtube|T0HpSVvGOnQ}}

::LET ME KNOW IF IT WORKS. ALSO, 16BITALEX TOLD ME HE COVERED HIS DICK IN APPLESAUCE AND LIKED IT. THEN HE ERASED IT TO HIDE THAT FACT. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 07:18, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*This is good and you should feel good. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:57, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

==Messages to Alex==

Why did you eat your homework? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:57, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:It tasted better than apples.
:
:And, I cannot accept. To me, eating apples is equivalent to dressing in women's garments, and unlike Chris, I do not have a desire to be a woman (see Crystal the twin sister). --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 14:42, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

:BTW, I approve of my quote on your user page, unlike that last one. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 16:33, 24 June 2010 (UTC)

1) I have no desire for your approval.
2) We're not singling you out here. All PVCC members have to undergo a test of loyalty. This is yours. If you are too cowardly to complete it please refrain from bitching about the PVCC being a closed community, and remember that you had your chance. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 01:50, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

:(since Gary was a loser and Ash was here last time) This was against my personal beliefs. Almost anything that didn't involve eating or drinking a vile "healthy" substance, I might have done. And then you have the nerve to spit in my face after you gave me a task I could and would not complete. I AM NOT A COWARD. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:02, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Do you understand the sacrifices people have made to join the PVCC? Trolling Chris at this level requires nerves of steel. It requires somebody willing to face their worst fear. As you yourself have said, you cannot eat an apple. '''You are a coward''' and I was wrong to ever think you were one of us. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 07:44, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:What Delabonte said. I have seen trolls go to the highest highs and the lowest lows to achieve lulz. And you? You won't even eat a fucking fruit. '''That shows you are completely and totally spineless.''' Getting into the PVCC usually involves proving that you are not a faggot. You haven't. What the hell makes you think you would last 5 minutes in there? We're not spitting in your face, you are spitting in ours. Basically, you want to sit around with your thumb up your ass and be worthless yet still hang out with people who do more than play Rock Band all day. '''Go back to your plastic instruments you sniveling, chicken-shit, coward.''' --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::My 360's dead, remember? No more Rock Band for me. I literally have nothing. I can't get a job because I haven't worked a day in my life, and no one will hire a rookie. And who said I wanted to post there? I'd just lurk moar there. Better than lurking in /cwc/. What are these highest highs and lowest lows? I am pretty sure fruit is not one of them. I will not stop until I am in. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 16:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Heh, I'm watching this unfold and I'd just like to comment that I love how you are acting just like Chris. You apparently won't be useless because your shitty game broke. Because your game broke, you have nothing, which is like Chris except his games haven't broken yet (yet he has equally little in real life). You expect people to pity you because you've never contributed to society. You have a sense of entitlement that you think earns you the right to walk through a locked door and just sit on the inside. People get into PVCC because they want to not be useless pieces of shit all day. Lurking is not what they do. God damn. Fuck a fruit basket. (inb4 not a forum/trolling, I have a need to speak my mind that borders on faggotry, I know, but it isn't trolling.) :3 [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:10, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::"Not a forum" is for article talk pages. If only society gave me a chance to contribute. Society gave Chris a chance. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 17:14, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Jesus Christ, you really are a '''sniveling coward'''. More than I even imagined. There's a hole in your story. It says right on your user page <blockquote>"...but I wish I could contribute to the troll efforts.."</blockquote> and now you tell us you just want to sit on the sidelines. I know why there's a change to your tune. '''You're afraid'''. As for highs and lows, it seems you are also an illiterate dipshit. Do you think field agents want to be around Chris? Do you think that people walk around in pickle suits in public for fun? Some of the trolls have suffered severe embarrassment and just plain disgusting situations. You can't even eat an apple so you can "lurk moar" on a fucking forum. That is the '''epitome of cowardice'''. No wonder you have a pathetic life. You are too scared to do anything except '''nothing'''. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 17:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

:::::Alex. Listen man, I don't support Delabonte by any means. If I were in your position, then i'd be pissed off too. But speaking as an onlooker of this argument you have gotten yourself into: If Chris has taught us anything then it's to not feed the trolls. With that in mind, stop talking. Stop talking right now, move to a new account to escape the trolling, and spend the rest of your online days lurking quietly and not getting involved in PVCC related arguments. Seriously, you don't wanna fight these guys. You will lose. Remember who owns this site. I'm just sayin' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::If I had any logical place to QFT, be damn sure that I would. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:33, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::Any place to what now? Sorry, i'm not up on my internet speak lately. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:36, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::::Eh, sorry. Quote for truth. Common on forums when someone agrees with another to such an extent that they can't think of a way to put it better themselves. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:38, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::::::Oh. Thank you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I go for all or nothing. In this case, I've got "very little" - no job, a bad reputation here, but at least the knowledge of Chris. "All" would be being a respected member of the PVCC. "Nothing" would be a life ruined by being trolled.

As I hold out, am I not demonstrating my nerves of steel? --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 17:43, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Knowledge of Chris is easily accessible and so not worth two shits. You're still trying for pity, which is only going to be met with "Fuck you" round these parts. Let me be the first. Fuck you. Also, at this rate, even if you skip this account and start fresh, your petty attitude and general lack of merit means you can never be respected by PVCC. Lern2internet, then come back in a few months once you get your shit sorted out. Final point: "nerves of steel" got a laugh out of me. You're putting up with a few people on the internet. That isn't hard. You won't even eat a fruit for fuck's sake. Drop the "nerves of steel" shit and start trying to find something you actually DO have. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:51, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::You heard me the first time when I said I have nothing. The rotten school system taught me nothing. The more I put up with this, the more I sympathize with Chris. In fact, I might have to find a former friend of mine to Ian Brandon Anderson and take his identity just so I have something. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 18:41, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Alex. Your doing it wrong. This is not the best course of action. I tried saying it nicely and tried to give you some good advice. Let me now try putting it another way:

:::Being a whiney bitch does not get you respect. Shut the fuck up before you dig yourself in any deeper. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Holding out gives you "nerves of steel"? That's hilarious. You are too scared to eat a fruit. '''Coward'''. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 21:23, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

What can I do, after shutting up and admitting defeat? I can't exactly get a life yet, since as I said, I'm unhireable, and I have two more dreadful years of school left. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 21:46, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Oh no! You have to go to school! What kind of dirty trolls made you do that?! It's good to see that you're blaming them for the problems in your life, [[100_2178.MOV|just like Chris]]. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:07, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::I'm not blaming the trolls for making me go to school. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 22:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::: Oh, don't be such a slow-in-the-mind. In a phrase with two potential subjects, the thing smart people do is choose the one that makes sense. Might be a bit of a stretch, when one factors in the fact you have a fear of FRUIT, but still, I expected more. 0/10 try harder. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:27, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

seriously, you have shown 0 reasons why you deserve a pvcc account. ZERO. you're never getting an account. ever. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:22, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

SHUT UP ALEX! JESUS CHRIST! Alex, I had more sympathy for you when you were just being trolled for being a dumbass. Stop being such a self absorbed little bitch and GTFO! Take my advice and just adopt a new name. I don't give a shit about how horrible your real life is! No-one does! This is the internet! You can sort out any real life shit on you own time. Here though, you actually have a chance to save your reputation by starting a new identity and just never letting anyone know who you are. Your certainly not ever getting respected this way, and Clyde just told you that you have 0 chance of getting into PVCC now. So leave! DO IT FAGGOT! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:31, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Having been dox'd, they'd probably remember my IP address. I will never be able to escape this identity. It's too late for me to turn back. It is my life mission to get into the PVCC and become a respected member.

I don't care if I never get china, I don't care if I have to live on the monthly tugboat.

I'm probably irredeemable at this point. It would take a sex change for me to be able to in good conscience eat that apple. You've pushed me to the point where I start bleeding Honest Content. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 22:45, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

OH DEAR LORD!!!!! Now I know what the White Knights go through when they first realise that Chris can't be helped. This is it! This torturous feeling I get trying to get through to you! A feeling of my very soul being chained down and laughed at as I try to fight against an unmoving brick wall! It's the most horrific thing I have ever felt! '''WHAT ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!''' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:52, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Having trolled people quite a lot (it's what motivated me to come here, and I still do it regularly) I can tell you that this is about at the stage where he has the "brilliant" and "original" idea where he is backed into a corner so he pretends he was actually trolling us the whole time. He's using Chris terminology to try to lighten the mood. Troll victory GET... Except this time this isn't trolling. Oh, and he's planning to deny this comment. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:56, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Oh, and check his page. He's an emo now too. Figures. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:59, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

What am I? Possibly the next Chris. After all, the same dysfunctional school system, Chesterfield County Public Schools, produced the both of us. Anyone who went to school there and turned out normal probably had some kind of deity, good or evil, on their side to give them the brainpower and willpower. I, unfortunately, am an atheist, giving me no resistance against the defective education.

I have seen my purpose, and it is to be a lolcow. Trolls, move your home base from Charlottesville to Richmond. It's the lolcow capital of the world now.

Had you not launched the attack on RuleCWC, this would have never happened. But, had you seen through me when I listed my similarities to Chris on the original version of my user page, you would have found that out sooner. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 23:09, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

:Would you please just shut up and start slitting your wrists already? I've already given you some very good advice. And don't give me that shit about IP tracking. People have beter things to do than hunt you down. Just get a different account and don't start any more shit and your safe. Why is this so hard to comprehend? This would be over already if you didn't keep whining about it. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:13, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:If I had to choose between a stereotypical emo useless piece of shit and this guy, the stereotypical emo would win. That places 16Bit on par with furries on my Scale of Respect. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:15, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Funny you should say that. I am a former furry. To be more precise, I was along the lines of Alix Henroil, only with Sally instead of Sonic as the target of my affections. Emphasis on former. Even I don't like furries anymore. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 23:18, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Wow, there really ISN'T anything good about you. Why the fuck is an emo furfag on a troll site to begin with? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:27, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Emo/former furfag, thank you. I ditched the latter to become the former. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 23:32, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::Once a fag, always a fag. You cannot grow out of a sickness. Both are attention whore wastes of space, so I always figured it was more of a package deal. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:39, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I'm going to pop over to /cwc/ for a moment to consult the anons about the best COA. Hold down the fort here for me, would you? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:28, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
:Can do. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:31, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
::Waiting for a response now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:45, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

I got some replies. [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/48074.html See here] --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:04, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
:Eh, they have a point. I guess we could just wait until he bawwws and then get someone to deliver the b&hammer. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:14, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

::I suppose, but as I said in the thread, I don't think you can be banned just for being a whiney emo furfag attention whore. Unless we have any rouge Jerkops out there who might be willing to help? Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:19, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Remember, I was a decent editor until I cracked. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 00:22, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Looking over your edits, you were a shit editor. This makes sense since you don't have access to the PVCC to learn all of the current troll goings on. Oh well, given what a huge coward you are, and that you will never join PVCC as a result, I guess you will always be a shit editor.[[User:Raticus|Raticus]] 20:12, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Shut up. You have lost your right to free speech. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Alright then. Anon have spoken. They say to just ban the fucker. I doubt I can get him banned, but it's worth a shot. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:38, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I've asked Clyde to get rid of him. Awaiting response once more. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:06, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

Listen, I got to go to sleep now. It's about 3AM where I am right now, and i'm getting tired. I'll be back in about 9 hours for further insulting of Alex or celebrations, depending on whether or not he is banned by then. 'Night --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:13, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

With regard to his new shit: So basically you're saying that men who eat fruit turn into women...? Well, that certainly explains the rampant epidemic of trannies the world has been so worked up about... wait...
Also, asians aren't necessarily incest, so I dunno what the fuck that's about. You never even finished that sentence. Apple products you count as exceptions because it's convenient. It just shows how lazy you are that you can't even follow your own rules. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 17:32, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
*Copy-paste that onto his talk page. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:54, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
**Crap wording. Reworded on my user page. Fruit doesn't make all men fruits, it's only me who suffers this irrational belief. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 20:39, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
***I am literally crying right now at the thought you could still be alive with how fucked up you are. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:53, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

I feel the same way about you Edward. Stop famewhoring on my page. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:10, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:If anyone's "famewhoring", it's you, Delabonte. You made this section so you could rant at a user for attention. If other people join in, then yeah, they get attention out of it, too. However, this is still your attention whoring plan, not his. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 16:15, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

Is there anyone on this bloody CWCki these days not afflicted with Autism? --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 16:24, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:Most users actually. Believe me, i'm a minority here. I don't see what your problem is with autistics though. Autism is not an instant retard formula, despite what Chris would lead you to believe. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:44, 27 June 2010 (UTC)

All you guys are fucking pathetic. So long, faggots
:Sign your posts, god damn. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:35, 27 June 2010 (UTC)
:That. Also, good riddance. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 00:19, 28 June 2010 (UTC)
::All in all I think things are turning out rather well today. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:55, 28 June 2010 (UTC)

== 'Fuckwit Alert' ==

If I may ask what the hell this is all about; is this about posting on Jenkins talk page? Really, I didn't do anything. Champ's specific instructions were "do not fuck with this user", not "absolutely no communication whatsoever." All I did was point him to the userbox list. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:24, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*His instructions were clear. Stay away from that page. Do not get in the way. Also, multiple userboxes that have nothing to do with Chris or the CWCki are for Autistics and faggots. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:27, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**If that's true, then why make one? [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:28, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
Because it's a language you morons understand. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:30, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*While he should have been able to infer Champ's meaning, shouldn't you have just given him a warning, since, you know, people sometimes interpret meanings with even the slightest degree of vagueness differently than intended? [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 10:54, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*Coming soon- "Corporate Watchdog: The story of one Delabonte's struggle against anything that DARES to go one millimeter off of topic." Rated R for Extreme Dramedy. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 05:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*If I may ask, what did I do to get the userbox? Is it just for being autistic or have you got an actual reason? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 08:41, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
**No you may not ask. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 09:10, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
***What the fuck is your problem? I haven't done shit to Jenkins and I haven't gotten involved in PVCC's plans. This is just being a dick for the sake of being a dick. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 10:00, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
****Edward, you're on the CWCki. Everyone is a dick. Everyone. Especially the mods. It seems to be part of the package. And Delabonte, while I know this is the CWCki, it isn't outside the realms of reasonable expectations to know why you've gotten into some shit. Although honestly, I'm half expecting to get the template for trying to be the voice of reason now... [[User:NoVu|NoVu]] 10:54, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*****Probably. As far as I know I haven't done anything other than saying I don't like PVCC. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 11:05, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

== Harassing other users ==

Dude, I've been reading a lot of complaints about you harassing other users and I do see it. Yes, some people here are fuckwits. Like I said, there's plenty of fuckwits on any wiki. But please, try and be a tad more tactful. Instead of calling people a fucking moron and telling them they're under watch, just be more tactful and point out how they're wrong or they should think about what they said and how wrong it sounds. I need people to edit this wiki without fear of reprisal from some source, as we're not exactly in a position to turn people away. If they're doing really stupid stuff, feel free to tell me and I can handle it in a way that everyone wins.

You've contributed a lot to the CWCki, Delabonte and I really don't want to have to ban you for your behavior. I know that Cogs likes the way that you act but I'm starting not to. If you'd like to discuss this further, you're welcome to contact me on AIM or we can get in IRC.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:15, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris n Weed ==
Why did you delete my section on weed? Its not speculative shit that he believes that weed is a stronger version of cigarettes, just look Inos,Sean, and his convos with clyde.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 20:23, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:Chris and Money <--- Chris actually uses money... poorly. Chris and English <--- Chris uses the English language... poorly. Chris and Sex <--- Chris is on an active hunt for sexual intercourse... also poorly. See what I'm getting at here? A few references do not a topic make. Christ... this "Chris and..." thing is getting out of hand. Next we'll have "Chris and possible references to secondary Star Wars characters." --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 23:47, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
:What Fuckinstupid said. Also, just because you have an interest in an illegal activity and Chris has mentioned once or twice it in the past doesn't entitle it to a section either. Until Chris starts smoking pot (never) or he goes on a tirade about marijuana (without it being brought up by someone else, which it almost always has in the past) it doesn't get a section. It's asking Chris "Hey Chris, what do you think of Alfa Romeos?" and then starting an Alfa Romeo section. It just doesn't belong.--[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 05:58, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

==Curses==
Uhhh... why? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 07:45, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
*It was a joke. I know humour isn't a strong point with you Eastern Europeans. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 08:00, 23 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Sorry, sometimes it's hard to tell if you are being funny or a secretive badass. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:04, 23 July 2010 (UTC)

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==IF YOU WANT TO HELP, READ THIS RE: THE 10 MINUTE PROJECT==
 MUMBLE CHATS NEED TO BE TRANSCRIBED. THEY ARE GETTING OLD AND NO ONE WANTS TO FINISH THEM. WHY? THEY SUCK TO LISTEN TO AND WRITE DOWN. ONE CHAT ALONE CAN TAKE OVER 10 HOURS WORK. HERE'S HOW THE 10 MINUTE PROJECT WORKS:
#GO TO MUMBLE TALK PAGE.
#LOOK WHERE LAST TRANSCRIBER FINISHED.
#IF HE/SHE WROTE "I TRANSCRIBED UNTIL 13.56" THEN YOU WRITE DOWN: HI, MY NAME IS (YOUR NAME) AND I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 13.56 - 23.56.
#TRANSCRIBE THE TEN MINUTES.
#NOTE WHAT YOU DID ON THE TALK PAGE.
#TAKE A BREAK.

IF WE ALL DO THIS, IT WILL BE EASY AND GO FASTER. I HAVE THE FEELING THAT THIS MAY BE A DOOMED PROJECT, BUT I WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT
IF YOU HAE NEVER REALLY DONE ANYTHING USEFUL, HERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY. 

MUMBLE CHAT CURRENTLY BEING WORKED ON IS [[Mumble_7|#7]] 

==I'M HERE TO HELP==

Welcome to my user page. My specialty is Photoshop, image editing and video editing. I am the guru of all things digital image. If you need help with images... sizing or editing, feel free to let me know on my [[User_talk:Fuckingstupid|talk page]].

==Past projects==
#Resize all images to fit standard. That standard is 150kb for those of you who aren't paying attention. It was a pain in the ass and going through that many of Chris's shitty images was a nightmare. I don't want to do it again.
#Create a [[Help:Resizing_images|help page]] for image standards. That was easy. Feel free to make suggestions for improving it.
#I went on a campaign to clear out all the red links I could find. I will have to do that again sometime.

==Current/future projects==
#Patrol the [[Special:Imagelist|file list]] to make sure new files conform to standard.
#Research and destubify the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Stubs stubs].
#Fix broken/orphan links.
#Update Mediafire/Rapidshare or whatever links to documents which have expired or gotten lost.
#Keep up on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to-do]] list.

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==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.
{{Catholic}} {{tl|Catholic}}
{{Methodist}} {{tl|Methodist}}
{{MartialArtist}} {{tl|MartialArtist}}
{{Armchair Psychologist}} {{tl|Armchair Psychologist}}

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)
::More userboxes are not really what we need right now. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:30, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:General

2010-07-22T22:27:29Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Hey people, how about those Mumble chats? */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[User:Fuckingstupid|user page]]. [[Mumble_7|The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is #7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.
{{Catholic}} {{tl|Catholic}}
{{Methodist}} {{tl|Methodist}}
{{MartialArtist}} {{tl|MartialArtist}}
{{Armchair Psychologist}} {{tl|Armchair Psychologist}}

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:General

2010-07-22T22:25:59Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Chris and Love Suggestion? */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.

==Hey people, how about those Mumble chats?==
I've started a "10 minutes at a time" project to finish transcribing mumbles. Transcribing sucks, but 10 minutes in one go can relieve the strain on the people transcribing. Especially since if we get 10 or more people on board, transcribing a Mumble can be finished in the space of a couple of days instead of one person over the course of 10 days. I have a couple of people on board, but it would be nice to have several more. For the specifics of how it works, go to my [[user page|User:Fuckingstupid]]. The Mumble chat we are currently tackling is [[Mumble_7|#7]]. It would be nice if anyone who has a couple spare hours a day to transcribe a simple 10 minutes. Thanks in advance. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 22:25, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Love Suggestion? ==
I was thinking we should add a new article on the "Chris and...." series. Perhaps "Romance"? Maybe give an insight on his idea of being romantic. I feel we could write good article on this. There's a shit load of cheesy awkward sayings. Also,an observation on his behavior on dates with trolls could be good. Just a thought. --[[User:Bealtespip122]]

* Not a bad idea. Because Chris has blurred the line between romance and sex. With him, it's one in the same. Would be interesting to poke at I think. [[User:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]]

Aye, "romance" to him is just a means to an end. He sees act of dating as not about two people enjoying each others company, it's just to test compatibility so they can eventually fuck. Anything beyond that is just a ruse to keep the woman interested. I can't imagine him having a sincere desire to have an emotional connection with another human being, he just wants to be coddled and pleased. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:10, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*[[Love quest]] more or less seems to cover this.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:38, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

*I'd say the Love Quest really covers his attempts at "reelin' in da ladiez" and being thwarted by outside forces. Not so much as a personal insight into what Chris thinks is romantic or sweet. --[[User:Bealtespip122|Bealtespip122]] 16:31, 16 July 2010 (UTC)
** Rather than being covered by the love quest page, it's just mentioned; same treatment for [[Chris and sex]]. The events of the Megan, Ivy, and Wallflower sagas tell a lot about his view of romance. Can't forget the essential McDonald's date either. Without some good writing, though, it might not make the best article. --[[User:Schuzrum-dias|Schuzrum Dias]] 17:35, 16 July 2010 (UTC)

== Fridays After Five yet again ==

This probably isn't a big surprise to anyone, but Chris was also at Fridays After Five on July 16th. No pictures, I'm afraid. He was wearing a bright orange sleeveless shirt with what looked like a beer logo on the back and holding a Budweiser aluminum bottle, a little mini fan made to look like an iPod, and a hula hoop for some reason. Most importantly he had a sort of basic attraction sign with him, nothing elaborate or directly sexual but it said something like "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" or something similar to that and with more smaller text under that I couldn't make out. He was sitting on the back grass part and left a few minutes before the music was over. I would have loved to catch Chris's attempts at using the hula hoop, I bet that was funny as hell. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
*Good work. Mind getting some pictures next time? [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:28, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
**If I get to Charlottesville again when it's going on, I'll see what I can do. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 03:53, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::*No pressure. It's your prerogative. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 03:59, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::* If you're some tard trying to get attention, fuck you, die. I have to put that disclaimer in nowadays, nothing personal. If you're being TRUE and HONEST, thank you so much for reporting this, because Chris holding something that says "Friendly and Flirty Man Zone" would be the most unintentionally hilarious thing that has ever happened. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:33, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Oh no, this is very real. I have another person confirming the hula hoop thing. The man zone thing is what confirms it. Yeah. It's pretty damn retarded. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:30, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::* Holy shit, I'm just trying to help out during a dry spell and I'm even willing to try going back and get pics, and your reaction is "fuck you, die"? May I also point out that this very site has a giant banner across the top of the main page making in very clear that they want all sightings reported? What on earth is wrong with you? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 14:12, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Well, I say thanks for your assistance. Clyde confirms what is obviously good intel. Pics are nice, but hey. Nice find anyhow. Keep up the great work. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:01, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Since we have confirmation, I guess I'll add this as a sighting to the Fridays after five article. Thanks a bunch Camelopardalis.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:16, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Thanks, guys. To answer some of the "What, no pictures?!" sentiment, I went there to listen to some music and didn't really expect to see anything photo-worthy. These are local bands that usually play in bars and so on. Lots of people didn't bring cameras, especially as the band was a country-bluegrass bunch, not exactly Lady Gaga. I'll definitely have a camera along next time, just in case. [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 01:51, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Oh, and I think I can explain the hula hoop. If you look at the pictures of Chris at FAF on July 9, the wide shots taken from inside the seats area, not the close-up one on CWCki, there's two young girls and apparently their moms using hula hoops right behind him. I know the general opinion is Chris isn't a pedo, but all it takes is some basic logic that he observed little girls hula hooping at FAF and then brought one the next week himself. Not that creepy behavior is anything new for Chris but following up the kid-photographing incident with this? [[User:Camelopardalis|Camelopardalis]] 02:09, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

== "fan works purge", including TV Tropes even here ==

[http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Special:Log/delete Partying like it's 1937] makes me kinda sad. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 05:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)
* Meh. That Tropes "article" was one of the biggest crimes in CWCki history, and the Charles Wilbur Crushman thing was the first online item I've come across that was such a steaming pile of shit I could actually smell it. The rest I have no comment on, but there was so much selfsucking garbage on here that it justified a deletion policy, and it probably justified said deletion as well. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 05:48, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::Crimes against the people, I guess. Goodbye [http://www.youropinionsarewrong.com/images/random/stalin-airbrush.jpg Comrade T.V. Tropes], hardly we knew ye. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:25, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

:::The whole fan works section was a mistake in the first place. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:34, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::Counter-revolutionary nest that sabotages and opposes the creative work of the people. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:39, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

::::: shut up, you face [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:42, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

The fan-works thing started out as a few fun little comics and stories that where just basically bored people fucking around and satirizing Chris' shit. Then people started taking it seriously, or trying to become e-famous, or just generally being self important and retarded. The good "fan-works" can be archived and stored elsewhere, because unless it's specifically relevant to Chris or a Chris event it really doesn't belong here.

More importantly, most of the fan-works sucked metric ass, and it was bringing in a massive collection of morons that where really starting to fag up the place. Personally, I think the "fan-works purge" is the best thing to happen to the CWCki in a long time.

== this community portal split idea was retarded ==
a very good post by clydec age 9 [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 06:37, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

== Look what I did ==

I made a couple of userboxes. Use them, disdain/ridicule them, or improve them as you see fit.
{{Catholic}} {{tl|Catholic}}
{{Methodist}} {{tl|Methodist}}
{{MartialArtist}} {{tl|MartialArtist}}
{{Armchair Psychologist}} {{tl|Armchair Psychologist}}

—Preceding [[Wikipedia:Signatures|unsigned]] comment added by [[User:SeventhBase|SeventhBase]] ([[User talk:SeventhBase|talk]] • [[Special:Contributions/SeventhBase|contribs]]) 
:Nice work - just enhancing your template links and signing your posts. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:20, 21 July 2010 (UTC)
:: no these are stupid [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

== new idea for speculation ==
speculation runs high. split that up into multiple pages or something [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 04:54, 22 July 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-22T22:19:12Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME? */

Mumble 7

2010-07-22T22:16:46Z

Fuckingstupid: /* 15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength */

'''Mumble 7''' is the seventh of the [[Mumble]] chats involving [[Chris]], held on 13th February 2009. Appears to be the genesis for the videos [[fail|proving]] Chris' [[I AM STRONG|strength]] and [[Obesity|fighting]] [[Challenge For Clyde|skill]], though these would not materialize for several months.

==Summary==

* A fan talks to Chris about putting naked posters of girls and pictures of men up in his room up to find out if his friend was a [[homo]] as Chris suggested. He tells Chris that his girlfriend dumped him over the posters and his friend ignored all of them. Chris sees nothing wrong with his advice until Julie tells him that she wouldn't like that. Chris recommends sending an anonymous letter explaining the situation and utterly fails to apologize or show concern.
* Fans point out that Chris shouldn't have to show and prove that he is straight.
* Chris cuts a fan off to let Julie ask a question involving [[pedofork|shota]].
* Fans ask Chris to turn his radio down.
* Chris uses Wal-Mart printer paper & RSVP ballpoint pen to draw, and a 50-pack of Crayola markers to color. Refuses to use color pencils or Photoshop to color, saying he prefers the markers.
* Chris talks about Omicron's redone version of [[Sonichu]], accusing him of plagiarism. Says that the difference between what Omicron is doing and what he is doing is that Sonichu is his. Agrees to let Omicron continue if he credits Chris with the copyright.
* '''Julie is convincing Chris to make videos proving to Clyde how strong he is.''' Chris feels that the [[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|dildo breaking video]] proved this. Fans say that Chris's dildo comes apart naturally for cleaning.
* '''A fan recommends making a video showing off his fighting moves to scare Clyde.'''
* Chris is asked why he would use a dildo in proving that he is straight. Chris says that he is straight for crushing it, fans call him a [[homo]] for keeping it.
* Chris [[lie|denies]] [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|using the dildo]], and claims that it's now broken. Fan says it could easily be reassembled. Chris is adamant that it was glued and that it took a lot of strength to pull it apart.
* When asked by Julie, '''Chris admits using super-shears from Cutco to break the dildo glue, claiming to use a lot of strength in the process'''.
* Fans discuss [[SheCameForCWC.jpg]]. Chris insists that it was drawn in protest of [[ED]]. He says it was anonymous, as [[fail|most women have long brown hair and her eyes were censored]].
* Insists that [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:AngelicainGod%27sEyes.JPG the Rule 34 of Angelica Rosechu] is masturbating and enjoying it, and is using her hand to do it.
* Chris thinks Billy Mays is on Home Improvement.
* Chris isn't doing anything on Valentine's Day, as Julie is not there yet.
* Chris discusses the the No-Redheads policy in his [[Love Quest]]. Says that redheads don't attract him unless they are not natural redheads. No piercings or tattoos allowed.
* Chris is OK with blue hair.
* Does a terrible Marge Simpson impersonation.
* Chris impersonates Comic Book Guy and Donald Duck.
* A fan presents the possibility that AIDS was sent by God to kill the [[homos]].
* [[Chris and Religion|Premarital sex being forbidden in Christianity]] is discussed. Chris fumbles for an explanation.
* '''A fan pretending to be black says he believes the government made AIDS to get rid of black people. Chris says that that's the kind of thing a black guy would say'''.
* Premarital sex comes up again. Chris compares it to using porn to practice and learn skills for later.
* The fake black fan calls Chris on his comment from earlier about black guys and AIDS. He makes the excuse that someone else said it first.
* Questions on Sonichu start. Sonichu doesn't wear clothes because it's a comic. Chris isn't sure how [[Blake]] sounds. He might sound black, he might sound like Shadow the Hedgehog.
* The fake black fan asks why the bad guy has to be black, also mentioning [[Silvana]]. Chris says that he doesn't have to be.
* Chris gets annoyed about the pronunciation of [[Rosechu]] as popularized by the Old Narrator of the [[Audiobooks]].
* '''Chris doesn't disagree that the [[Audiobooks]] made Sonichu more popular that he ever did'''.
* He doesn't mind [[Fan:Index|fan-fics]] that don't portray Sonichu in a bad light.
* The audio goes low in the main chat and a fan has a private, unrelated conversation for a few minutes.
* Audio comes back as Chris is admitting that the [[B-Manajerk]] was black in real life.
* Chris doesn't watch the news, so doesn't have an opinion on [[Barack Obama|Obama]]. He voted for him because he saw a documentary where he saw more of himself in Obama, namely that he was an outcast at one point.
* A fan says that you should vote based on politics, not personality. Chris says that he is a moderate.
* Chris doesn't know what the financial bailout is. He says that he drew the [[Sonichu 8#The Elevator Gags|racist picture]] of Obama based on his father's joke, before he saw the documentaries that made him vote.
* Chris will not agree or disagree with interracial dating/marriage. He would want a white woman, but he would be [[gal pals|friends]] with others.
* He'd marry an Asian.
* It's not yet known if Silvana will be a good guy or if she will lose her [[pickle|dick]].
* '''Chris doesn't know what he wanted to be when he was younger, he's just making it up as he goes along'''.
* '''Chris is keeping the name changes in the comics for legal reasons'''.
* A fan suggests Slaweel cursing Rosechu to have a dick. Chris gets upset before saying that he'll think about it. The fans think it's a great idea. One considers a talking penis for Rosechu. Chris says it's a stupid idea.
* Another fan asks about Chris being sacked from Wendy's. He denies scaring the child with his Donald Duck impersonation, saying that he didn't make him cry.
* Chris might release his DVD one day.
* A fan says that Chris has influenced underground rappers such as Immortal Technique, who has sampled him.
* Chris takes requests. Impersonates MC Hammer, Dr Nick Riviera, Peter from [[Family Guy]], Mario and Sonic, butchering them all and tainting our childhood memories.
* More Sonichu questions. '''Chris won't upload [[Zapina]] [[Rule 34]] because she is underage and Chris is worried about legal ramifications'''. When he is reassured that this would be legal, he says he would consider it. He will also consider Sonichu-Rosechu anal sex. Rosechu would not clean the [[pickle]] with her mouth, she would clean it off with a washcloth. He would not sell the the washcloth on EBay.
* Chris calls a stop to the potty humor displayed throughout the Sonichu questions.
* '''Chris denies that [[Yawning Squirtle]] is a character'''.
* Fans ask for a joke. He recites a dreadful rhyme about Videogame consoles. He then tells his awful [[Christian's sex joke|sex joke]].
* Fans start to tell racist jokes about [[niggos|black people]] and Mexicans. Chris calls for a stop to this.
* A fan says that his friend [[mass debating|masturbated]] to the [[rule 34|adult section of Sonichu]] and is now worried that his friend is a [[homo]], as they were drawn by a man. '''Chris says that this is what he intended it for''', and they are drawings of women, so his friend is straight. He doesn't masturbate to his own drawings.
* Chris reassures a fan that [[Mass Debating|masturbating]] in the same room as another man isn't gay as long as both men are thinking of women, but he would not do this.
* Chris offers no comment as to what constitutes adultery.
* Chris says that he is patriotic. He manages to mangle the three lines of the National Anthem that he knows. He then tells a 'patriotic' joke that is insensitive to Mexicans. [[Chris and Hypocrisy|The fans call him on his "no more racist jokes" statement from earlier]].
* Chris does a poor impersonation of Mr T.
* Chris says that if you are married, sleeping with someone else isn't cheating if you have consent from your spouse.
* Chris gives more advice on homos and recommends Axe body spray for attracting girls.
* Chris has not met any celebrities, only local DJs.
* Does impersonations of Homer Simpson and Bender. The two sound identical.
* Chris gives dating advice: Stay calm, polite, friendly and don't let your nerves get the best of you. Say "Hello, how are you" and talk about yourself. '''[[Barbara|His mom]] told him that standing around with a sign makes him look retarded. A female fan cracks up laughing and can't stop'''.
* "Those who can't, teach"
* Chris says he has never even been on a date. Rejects dating suggestions from fans.
* '''Chris was close with Sarah "[[PandaHalo]]" McKenzie, but hasn't heard from her in over two weeks. He heard about the fires and doesn't know if she's still alive. When a fan adds that 108 people were killed in the fires, Chris responds to the entire ordeal with [[Chris and death|"It's OK though, at least I have a good woman who's willing to be by my side at this point"]]'''.
* When pushed, he says he feels remorse for the the victims of the fires and is concerned that [[Sarah Cassandra McKenzie|Panda]] is dead.
* He asserts that he didn't abandon Sarah for [[Julie]].
* '''A fan says that if [[PandaHalo|Sarah]] isn't alive, Chris should take solace that her perfectly barbecued remains fed the survivors. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|SHUT UP!!!]]'''
* Chris says that he cares about Sarah and Julie equally and wouldn't dump Julie as a friend. A fan asks what he will do to the survivors who ate Sarah. Chris replies with [[Chris and Anger|"SHUT UP!!!"]] and demands that he be booted.
* Fans reassure Chris that Sarah is probably OK.
* Chris does abominable impersonations of Uncle Ruckus from The Boondocks and Hank Hill. '''He sings "Don't Trust Them New [[Niggos|Niggas]] Over There"'''. He also impersonates Meowth and sings the Team Rocket song.
* [[Clyde]] enters. Chris refuses to answer questions and leaves.

==Transcript==
===Chris proves he is straight===
'''Guy:''' Chris! 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all! ''[echoes]'' 
'''Guy:''' I'll be damned. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hey Chris. 
'''Chris:''' Hey y'all. 
'''Fan:''' Uh, Chris-[gets cut off by another guy] 
'''Chris:''' Uh you know, can't com- it's uh, can't complain. 
'''Other Guy:''' How's construction of the site? 
'''Fan:''' it is so Chris 
'''Chris:''' Yeah? 
'''Fan:''' Well I...I need to ask you something. 
'''Chris:''' Yup? 
'''Fan:''' Uh... I put those posters, of the... Playboy and everything in my room, and uh, one of my girlfriends saw it, and she got mad at me for looking at other w-... other girls, and she broke up with me. 
'''Chris:''' Oh... I'm sorry to hear that. It could- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, she called me a pervert. I-I don't understand this. 
'''Chris:''' Did you... did you ex- did you try to explain to her about situation between you and that guy? 
'''Fan:''' I... I did, and I don't think she understood. 
'''Chris:''' Hmmm... well, you should try, you should, uh, s-... try, uh, you should try wr-, you should tr-, uh, do you know her email address? 
[pause] 
'''Chris:''' So, uh- 
'''Fan:''' A-also, wait... also, uh, the friend, I was talking about, he, uh, lives with us, and [typing noises] he, uh, he went into my room, and didn't even notice the posters. He just s-sat in the middle, and he didn't s...see any uh, part of the room. 
'''Chris:''' Huh. Hmm. 
'''Fan:''' So, uh... so, yeah, I don't know. I mean, my girlfriend broke up with me, called me a pervert, said that I shouldn't be looking at other girls, I mean... I don't know what to do now. 
'''Chris:''' Well listen, uh, answer my question, do you have her email address? 
'''Fan:''' Umm... yeah, but she won't... she won't answer me anymore. 
'''Chris:''' Hm... ok, hmm. Here's what you can do, uh... Do you know your girlfriend's... any of your girlfriend's gal-pals? 
'''Fan:''' No. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm... well, you should try to.. like wr- you should write out... hmm... hmm... here's an idea. S- Write a letter to her and send it via smail mai-, via snail mail, but don't write the return address. On it. 
'''Fan:''' What should I write? 
'''Chris:''' Just like, you know, like, they, you know, this is... you know, this is... you, uh, you put your name there, and you, it's, and then you would basically explain the situation between you and that guy, and that's why you had the posters up, well that's why you put the posters up. 
'''Fan:''' I don't understand what was the point of the posters in the first place? 
'''Chris:''' ''[sigh]'' it's... ''[sigh]'' if he looks at... if he, if he is very interested, if he is, if he was straight, he would uh, look at the women. Very much. 
'''Fan:''' But he didn't even notice them. He didn't notice any of the posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, I guess he is a homo. 
'''Fan:''' W...well, um, he wasn't looking at anything, not even the guy posters. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Hmm... He's not blind, surely. 
'''Fan:''' So, like, what is he, is he like, uh...I don't know. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I don't know either, man. But, you know at the moment I would suggest you, uh, write t- write the letter to your girlfriend, send the mail, don't write your return address on the envelope, and, uh, mail it to her. 
'''Fan:''' Also my mom saw the posters and she got offended, she's like really really just in- she said that uh, lust is a sin or some shit. Oh, like she said, she's like all against the, you know, Playboy in my room. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Well, apparently your mom hasn't been [beeps] didn't have that open minded that time. So, give her time to recover, she'll uh, she might, she might open up. 
'''Fan:'''Yeah, I don't think that was a good idea though, I mean, why did you suggest it? 
'''Chris:''' I was trying to see if he, I was trying to s-help you figure out if your uh, if your friend was a homo or not. 
'''Fan:''' I know, but, uh, do you have Playboy posters in your room? 
'''Chris:''' [unclear] I'm very forward. 
'''Chris:''' I have uh, poster of some, of uh, I have a poster in my room of uh, some uh, naked girls I got from adamandeve.com as a bonus. 
'''Fan:''' Then, nobody says anything about it? 
'''Chris:''' ''[clears throat]'' Well, I didn't really have too many oppor-, too many people in my room. So, it's kind of like in a hard to notice place. 
'''Fan:''' Um, wondering, um, If you showed anyone, wouldn't they be offended? 
'''Chris:''' Maybe, maybe not, it just depends on their point of view. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, I wouldn't want the same thing that happened to me to happen to you. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. I hear you there. Uh, just to so just sound clear... Julie? 
'''Julie:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' Julie, are you there? 
'''Julie:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Ok, uh, would you be offended if you saw such a poster in my room? 
'''Julie:''' ''[breaks up]'' 
'''Chris:''' Uh, What will, what was that? 
'''Julie''' Yes I would, kind of. 
'''Chris:''' Oh. Well that's no problem, I can take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, see that's what I'm talking about, I mean... 
'''Chris:''' That's why I asked Julie right now, because I respect her. So, because she said that she would, I will take it down. 
'''Fan:''' Well, I've been thinking, um... 
'''Julie:''' Do you have... [unclear] Chris, I don't think you should look at other woman.[sic] In my opinion. 
'''Chris:''' I see, Julie. Well that's fine. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah.. 
'''Chris:''' I...I respect that. 
'''Fan:''' She might get jealous, I mean, that's what happened to my...my girlfriend. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, that's fine Julie, I respect you, I respect that. Just- 
'''Julie:''' Hey guys, do you have a question? If he's done? Uh- 
'''Fan:''' Oh, uh, one more thing, um, I've been thinking, uh, I don't really think you need, you know, posters and stuff like, to prove you're straight, I mean, if you're straight, that's all there is to it, am I right? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' I think you're right. 
'''Fan:''' I...I mean, you shouldn't have to prove that you're straight. 
'''Julie:''' You're right. 
'''Other Guy:''' [line breaks temporarily] -You should not have to reassure us, though. You should just be knowing it, and nothing that anybody says, you get very, uh... 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, it's ve-ah-very-but you see, I have like, I have that [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]] in my room, it's just, so that I can, uh, for in case I have any-for in case I have any random thoughts, on account really, to tempt me. 
''[unintelligible mix of chatter from most participants trying to get their word in]'' 
'''Other Guy:''' I-I mean, even if they're random thoughts, even if they're random thoughts, if you know you're ''positive'' about it, you shouldn't have to look at anything to make sure. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Fan:''' Chris, usually. 
'''Guy:''' Okay. Uh, moving on from all this homosexuality, uh, I have one question, uh, -[gets cut off by Chris in the background]- ...never mind, [fat douchebag?] 
'''Chris:''' Hey, ah, let Julie ask a question, let Julie ask her question. 

===7:08 Julie asks about shotacon===
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, I was watching you on the Internet yesterday and, what's a shotacon?[slightly cut off] 
'''Chris:''' ...I'm sorry, uh-y, I'm sorry, you got cut off, what was that? 
'''Julie:''' What's a sho-[cuts off again]- 
'''Chris:''' ...What's a...''short''? 
'''Julie:''' Shot-[cuts off third time, pretty obvious she's saying ''shota'']- 
'''Fan:''' Dude, shota. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, shota. 
'''Chris:''' Ssshhhh...shota? 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, S-H-O-A-T-A [sic]. 
'''Fan:''' Oh, it's a word he found online. 
'''Other Guy:''' Yeah, [baby?], yeah. 
'''Chris:''' I never heard of that word. 
'''Other Guy:''' Hmm. 
'''Chris:''' I dunno, if you want to look it up, you can probably find out on an online dictionary... 
''[pause, and a weary sigh from someone other than Chris]'' 
'''Chris:''' I'll-I'll take a look. Hang on. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, I know some Japanese and I think I've heard that somewhere, like in a magazine or something. 
'''Fan:''' Yeah, it's some of that Japanese shit. 
'''Chris:''' Hmm. Probably is. Three moments, I'll look it up. 
'''Julie:''' Okay! 
''[pause, Chris's radio is audible]'' 
'''Chris:''' ...Whoops, that was the wrong one. The wrong bookmark. 
'''Fan:''' S-H-O-T-A. 
'''Chris:''' I know, I just get the wrong bookmark for...place I wi-for like...dictionary-type website that I have. 
''[pause, Chris's keyboard taps are audible]'' 
'''Guy:''' Uhhh...Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' Ok, now that Julie's done with her question, I also had one. 
'''Fan:''' He has to find what that means first. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, ''I'm sorry''. 
'''Chris:''' Shit, ah shit, I've just found it on Wikipedia. It's, uh, it's a ma-it's a Japanese name. It's a name of a person. In Japan. 
'''Guy:''' Really. 
'''Chris:''' It's a Japanese name. I think it's- 
'''Fan:''' Oh no no, I think you're looking at the wrong thing, it's S- S-H-O-T-A-C-O-N. 
'''Chris:''' S-H- I mean- O-T-A-C-O-N? Shotacon? 
'''Fan:''' It's the same thing, just put C-O-N at the end. 
'''Guy:''' I've read it in a dictionary before, can't remember what it means... 
'''Chris:''' Oh, oh! Okay, here it is, uh..."shotacon, sometimes shortened to shota, is Japanese slang of the phrase 'Shotaro Complex'"...uh..."that describes the attraction to young boys or an individual with such an attraction". 
''[Disgusted reactions heard]'' 
'''Fan:''' Oh my god, what the fuck? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' There's lots of sick people. Y'all are gonna get ricked? 
'''Fan:''' Someone from 4 cent garbage came in and told us to look that up, I didn't--I didn't even want to. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Guy:''' I guess he's a homo... 
'''Fan:''' Don't worry I banned him already. 
'''Girl:''' Um, Chris, Vivian wants to know if you can like, turn your radio down a bit, it's distracting. 
'''Guy:''' Yes, please turn it down. 
'''Chris:''' I thought that was quiet enough, here. 
'''Guy:''' Oh, no, the lady'll probably pick it up 
'''Girl:''' Alright cool. Merci. 

===10:21 Another fan asks about art supplies===

'''Another Fan:''' Okay, um, I have a question, um, I like to draw--interrupted by mumbling--I like to draw comics and such, I mean I want to start up a webcomic. What kind of materials do you use? 
'''Chris:''' Um, like, you mean for drawing? 
'''Another Fan:''' Yes. 
'''Chris:''' Well mostly I just use like, uh, paper without lines, like, computer printer paper you can get in, like, Wal-Mart, for an inexpensive price in multiples. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay-- 
'''Chris:''' And then I use like an RES--RSVP-brand pen with the black ink. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh okay, is it like, um, a gel pen or a ballpoint pen or-- 
'''Chris:''' It's like a ballpoint, it's like a ballpoint pen. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh. 
'''Fan:''' What do you use to color? 
'''Chris:''' I use Crayola brand markers. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. 
'''Chris:''' I would like to--I would--I would--I would recommend getting the Super Tip 50-pack which you can also find at the Wal-Mart. 
'''Another Fan:''' Oh, okay. I--[interrupted by someone else on chat] 
'''Guy:''' That's basically-- 
'''Another Fan:''' At Wal-Mart I usually get the 24-color RoseArts. Those are--those do pretty good too. 
'''Chris:''' Uhhhh, Vivian, just so you--just so you know, I'm using the microphone that came with Hey You, Pikachu for Nintendo Sisty-Four [sic]. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, yeah no, no offense, but uh, personally I prefer like, colored pencils and shit cause--[Chris mumbling is heard]--they're like easier to erase. Photoshop [unintelligible] 
'''Chris:''' If you want to use colored pencils that's fine, I'm not, uh, saying that you have to use Crayola markers-- 
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris, can I ask you a question? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah. 
'''Julie:''' Why don't you use colored pencils? They're really good, you should try one on like, at least one page, just try one. One page with just colored pencils. 
'''Fan:''' But um, actually, you can--you can scan your drawings and then color--color them in like, Photoshop or something. [rest of chat murmurs in agreement] That looks really professional, and really good. 
'''Chris:''' Uh, I prefer using the markers. 
'''Fan:''' Oh. 
'''Chris:''' It's just that I--I mean--I mean I've tried--I mean I've colored with colored pencils before, and I just feel best with using markers. 
'''Julie:''' I have a question, um, uh, the Hey You Pikachu microphone, how does that work on the, you're using that on your computer? Did you say? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah it's just, yeah, it's like you plug it into uh, into the basic microphone jack. 
'''Julie:''' Oh, yeah, yeah. 
'''Girl:''' Excuse me, I have a nice little Plantronics headset. 
'''Chris:''' Um-- 
'''Another Fan:''' Hey Chris can I ask you a question? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, yeah, hang on a second, uh... uh, Omicron, that's uh, you're basically, uh, you're basically plagiarizing here. You're even using, uh, parts of my original drawings to, uh, make up your so called real ones and, you're just--you're just parroting--you're just plagiarizing-- 
'''Fan:''' That's dirty and illegal. 
[Unintelligible mumbling] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, you said so yourself, you're being illegal. And plus, and plus I'm-- 
'''Guy:''' Yeah, isn't combining Sonic with Pikachu the same thing? 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, but, but, but but also, look at this, also I'm looking at this site here, it said, he's claiming the copyright for himself, but he's, but he's not. I mean that's like, but he's, he--he says 
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' You need to ban him immediately. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, ban him immediately. 
'''Guy:''' Oh wait wait wait wait wait... 
'''Fan:''' Yeah maybe you should check--[interrupted by loud noise, probably Chris] 
'''Chris:''' Yeah well he said that, he's saying that all of Sonichu material is copyrighted by him, when it's clearly not. 
'''Guy:''' Yeah but you use Sonic and Pikachu, and you copyrighted it-- 
'''Other Guy:''' He just offered to give you credit--[interrupted by noisy chatter] 
'''Chris:''' I mean, I put, I mean, yeah but, I mean, I'm talking about the--the Omnicron [sic] guy here, that's like, just put this link here. 
'''Fan:''' Oh he offered to give you credit-- 
'''Julie:''' Yes that's the same thing you did. 
'''Chris:''' Well no no, he, no-- 
'''Fan:''' We decided-- 
'''Chris:''' No he's plagiarizing MY Sonichu. 
'''Fan:''' We just decided [unintelligible] 
'''Foreign Sounding Guy:''' [unintelligible] 
'''Julie:''' Chris it's, it's a parody, kinda like Sonichu is. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah but he--yeah, but he's saying, he said--he--on his front page he says, all Sonichu material-- 
'''Fan:''' Yeah but he's, he just offered to change it, so are you okay with that? 
'''Chris:''' By changing it to Sonichu X-- 
'''Fan:''' No, he said he'll give you credit instead of claiming it for himself. 
'''Chris:''' Yeah, uh, yeah I would appreciate that, that would be better, yeah, if... he changed that. 
'''Fan:''' Alright cool. 
'''Guy:''' Problem solved. 

===15:02 Chris talks about dildos to prove his strength===
'''Julie:''' Hey Chris? 
'''Chris:''' Yes Julie. 
'''Julie:''' Do you think you could tell everyone about my idea? And, since you're going to do it do you think you could tell everyone so they could look out for it? 
'''Chris:''' Uh, your idea... um, oh oh oh, yeah, just basically a video of me coming up to Clyde and showing him how strong I am, a few kicks to the camera-- 

'''(transcription from 24.45)''' 

Chris: There you are, updated. It's finally fixed. 
Guy: Actually that was Richard Karn on Home Improvement, not Billy Mays. 
Chris: Oh. Well my mistake, I mean the guy had the beard and uhh... 
Guy: Oh yeah I can understand. 
Chris: And the voice sounds- and the voice sounds the same... 
Fan: Yeah. They sound the same. 
Guy: I guess. 
(incoherent: too many people) 
Chris: There's a matter of interpretation apparently I misinterpreted so I will admit that I was wrong. 
Fan: Yeah see we all make mistakes, don't be too hard on yourself. 
(pause) 
Guy: (unintelligible babble or singing) 
Fan: Have you gotten any fan art submissions or notable? For the uh- webpage? 
Chris: Yeah I got one today... It's like mostly a drawing of that uh that uh- of the fan herself. 
Fan: Oh. 
Chris: -got in the snail mail today. 
Guy: -Sunday. 
(pause) 
Chris: Oh. Hmmmm... 
Guy: What are you doing for this Valentine's day Chris? 
Chris: Uhhhm... I'm sorry, what was that question? 
Guy: What will you be doing this year on Valentine's day? 
Chris: Hm depends... 
Guy: Ahhh, I see. 
Chris: Hm. 
Fan: Surely a man of such magnitude as yourself are going to be doing something important, aren't you? 
Chris: Mmm. 
Guy: Magnitude? Way to choose the words buddy. 
Other guy: (Unintelligible) 
Chris: Uh, cause I don't have Julie over here yet. 
(Reactions of OHs and AHs) 
Chris: If she was here... 
Julie: (unintelligible) -play games. 
Chris: Or we could just uh... talk. 
Woman: Ehehehehe. Maybe... uh... why no redheads? 
Other Woman: Yeah? 
Chris: Yeah, I was trying to think about that when the other guy asked that question. Uh... I was trying to think up that unh... mmmm... Uhhhh, redheads just don't be very- tract me so much. 
Several: Uh, ah. 
Chris: It's- it's- a- pi- a possibility that they're dyed. 
Woman: Mmmmmmm... 
Chris: But yeah y'know natural redheads enh, yeah, just don't really turn me on as much. 
Woman: I see... 
Fan: Have you thought about girls with um, highlights? 
Chris: Mmmm... (pause) aaahhhh... what turns me on hhh- (inhales) (pause) obviously the women. 
Man: (inaudible) -women? 
Guy: What about piercings or tattoo? 
Chris: Yeah, neither of those. 
(Pause) 
Chris: Ehhhh- 
Guy: Hey (unintelligible) 
Julie: Hey Chris! How bout like non-orange hair, not like... no nevermind. I'm sorry. 
Chris: Yeah... oh... ok... hmmm... 
Julie: Wait Chris! How do you feel about blue hair? 
Chris: Blue hair's ok, otherwise I wouldna- Otherwise I wouldn't've liked Sailor Mercury. 
British??? guy: That is true, she does have blue hair. 
Guy: She's a very fine character. There is no way to deny it. 
Other guy: Blue hair is OF DA HOOK!!! Doesn't Marge Simpson have blue hair as well? 
Chris: (in some kind of insane voice) Oh yeah! Marge Simpson has blue hair and it's as tall as the Empire State building!!! 
(Some HMMs UHs and UMs follow) 
Julie: Yo Chris!! Can you do some impersonations for us? 
British??? Guy: Oh we'd love to hear that! 
Chris: I just did Marge Simpson. 
Guy: Yeah you're really talented. 
British??? Guy: Yeah. 
(Several people talking at once.) 
Julie: -they're really good. 
Guy: Do another sentence Chris, how about Comic Book Guy? 
British??? Guy: Mmmmhmmm... 
Chris: Oh ??? indeed. Oh I ??? promiscuous and whatnot. I like Batman and Robin, oh look! Stan Marsh has come into the thing again - I forget that guy's name, that guy who did the Marvel comics. 
Several: (incoherent) 
Julie: Stan Lee. (Pause) Chris do your Donald Duck impression. 
Chris: Everybody have (incoherent and scary quacking) 
Several: (laughter) 
Guy: Chris you should work for Disney. 
Fan: That's good Chris. 
Guy: Have you ever considered being a voice actor? 
Chris: Errrrrp... possibly, I'm not sure. 
Fan: (incoherent, cut off by Chris) 
Chris: (incoherent... another cartoon voice) 
Guy: Hey Chris, you're a Christian, right? 
Chris: Yeah 
Guy: I was just wondering- 
Chris: Ahm actu- 
Guy: -do you just- 
Chris: I'm actually a methodist church. 
Guy: Oh awesome, I was just wondering: Do you think AIDS was sent by god to kill the homos or do you think that it's just an accident or something man-made? 
Chris: The thou- the thought never occurred to me... thought never occurred to me. 
Other guy: can you do an impression of Arnold Schwarznegger? 
Guy: Hold- the question... 
Fan: Let Chris answer the question. 
Chris: The thought- the thought never occurred to me about wa you just said about the AIDS there mmmm... but y'know, it's a possibility and I will not agree nor disagree with it. 
Guy: Yeah, I was just wondering I mean, I've had that discussion with some of my Christian friends. I just wanted to get your opinion, thank you. 
(pause) 
Chris: Mmhhh... 
Julie: I think (clears throat) I think Omicron has a point and you did tell me you went to a methodist church didn't you? So that's- 
Chris: Yeah well th- well my methodist church is uh more loose on- is not as strict on uh- on uh sex. 
Julie: Chris I don't know- I don't know that much about religion in the States but I don't think there is a looser meth- methodist church. God makes the rules Omicron says. 
(pause) 
Chris: Yeah well, hmmm... 
Guy: Well, you know personally I think that the government made AIDS to kill off all the brothers. 
Fan: Woah, woah... That's what the blacks always say. 
Chris: Yeah. (pause) I'm going to agree, that sounds like something that uh... well, a black guy would say. 
Guy: So you church is kinda of uh- they let you do- their kinda loose on the whole moral restrictions? 
Chris: Mmm... (pause) uhhh... that's... what's the question? 
Guy: Your church they- you said they're kind of more uh- y'know they're less strict on the whole moral thing, like, as far as sexuality goes? Right? 
Chris: -ah basically. 
Guy: But y'know, uhh, I thought you're supposed to listen to the Bible or whatever not, y'know, not neccessarily- no, never mind. 
(Pause) 
Guy: Hey Chris- 
Other guy: (interrupts) 
Chris: Yeah, there's also a uh, there's also a- think about this uh, if you uh- if you- if you were a think uh- you have to find for yourself a good meaning behind uh- good meaning behind watching pornography to uh- like teach how it- how to do this and that when you actually get around to doing it... 
Guy: That's all ??? 
Chris: That's all's considered education for yourself. 
Guy: How is that realistic at all? 
(pause) 
Guy: Yeah, it's uh- not a really good thing to learn from, trust me. 
Chris: It can be done before marriage as well as long as me and my sweetheart really love each other very much. 
Fan: But not in Christianity. 
Guy: But all I'm saying is y'know, porn is completely, completely unre- unrealistic I mean you can't really learn anything from it. 
(pause) 
Chris: It gives- it gives you enough ideas. 
Julie: (incoherent) 
Other guy: (incoherent) porn. 
Guy: When you actually have sex, it's nothing like porn. 
(pause) 
Chris: Maybe not like you, you not gonna do it- 
Accented woman: You can't do it immediately- immediately anal sex cause most women are not very happy with anal sex and also... 
Guy: Okay, shut up 
Accented woman: -and also weird- 
Guy: Shut up. 
Accented woman: Yes. 
Guy: And... that wasn't cool, like... 
Fan: That was uncalled for... 
Guy: Yeah, like, suthin' a BLACK MAN would say... 
Several: (incoherent) 
Other guy: That's racist man... 
Chris: Well, somebody said it on here first before I did. 
Guy: Does that make it ok? 
Julie: Chris, I think he's trying to make it clear that- I dunno. 
Chris: I typically agree with that guy. 
(pause) 
Julie: So nothing g- it doesn't make it ok. 
(incoherent)
Chris: (babbling) I wi- I'm sorry, I take it back. 
(pause) 
(incoherent) 
Guy: Guys can we get back to Sonichu, Please? 
Fan: Yeah. 
Other guy: Yeah this is getting ridiculous. 
Guy: (incoherent) -Sonichu actually. 
(pause) 
Guy: Anyway, my question is that: why does Sonichu not wear clothes while Rosechu and the other Rosechus do wear clothes? And underwear? 
Chris: Aaaaaaaaaamp... It's like uh- it's basically a cartoon and it doesn't really matter, it's like... mm... think about this: Most cartoon characters wear at least one article of clothing. At least one article. And uh- it's like Yogi Bear who just wears a necktie and a hat. 

'''(transcription to continue at 35.14)''' 

{{Transcription}}
{{succession|label=[[Mumble|Mumble Chats]]|prevlink=[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat 6]]|nextlink=[[Mumble 8|Mumble Chat 8]]|}}

==Links==
[http://www.mediafire.com/?zkia5tz1y5j Download]

==See Also==

[[Christian's sex joke]] - Used during this chat.

{{FanChats}}
[[Category:Mumble chats]]

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-21T14:47:58Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Let's finish this TEN MINUTES AT A TIME? */

User:Fuckingstupid

2010-07-20T21:47:26Z

Fuckingstupid: /* IF YOU WANT TO HELP, READ THIS RE: THE 10 MINUTE PROJECT */

<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358px;">
{{OrderOfSonichu}}{{OrderOfThePickle}}{{Eurofag}}{{PVCC}}{{Asperpedia}}
</div>

==IF YOU WANT TO HELP, READ THIS RE: THE 10 MINUTE PROJECT==
 MUMBLE CHATS NEED TO BE TRANSCRIBED. THEY ARE GETTING OLD AND NO ONE WANTS TO FINISH THEM. WHY? THEY SUCK TO LISTEN TO AND WRITE DOWN. ONE CHAT ALONE CAN TAKE OVER 10 HOURS WORK. HERE'S HOW THE 10 MINUTE PROJECT WORKS:
#GO TO MUMBLE TALK PAGE.
#LOOK WHERE LAST TRANSCRIBER FINISHED.
#IF HE/SHE WROTE "I TRANSCRIBED UNTIL 13.56" THEN YOU WRITE DOWN: HI, MY NAME IS (YOUR NAME) AND I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 13.56 - 23.56.
#TRANSCRIBE THE TEN MINUTES.
#NOTE WHAT YOU DID ON THE TALK PAGE.
#TAKE A BREAK.

IF WE ALL DO THIS, IT WILL BE EASY AND GO FASTER. I HAVE THE FEELING THAT THIS MAY BE A DOOMED PROJECT, BUT I WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT
IF YOU HAE NEVER REALLY DONE ANYTHING USEFUL, HERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY. 

MUMBLE CHAT CURRENTLY BEING WORKED ON IS [[Mumble_7|#7]] 

==I'M HERE TO HELP==

Welcome to my user page. My specialty is Photoshop, image editing and video editing. I am the guru of all things digital image. If you need help with images... sizing or editing, feel free to let me know on my [[User_talk:Fuckingstupid|talk page]].

==Past projects==
#Resize all images to fit standard. That standard is 150kb for those of you who aren't paying attention. It was a pain in the ass and going through that many of Chris's shitty images was a nightmare. I don't want to do it again.
#Create a [[Help:Resizing_images|help page]] for image standards. That was easy. Feel free to make suggestions for improving it.
#I went on a campaign to clear out all the red links I could find. I will have to do that again sometime.

==Current/future projects==
#Patrol the [[Special:Imagelist|file list]] to make sure new files conform to standard.
#Research and destubify the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Stubs stubs].
#Fix broken/orphan links.
#Update Mediafire/Rapidshare or whatever links to documents which have expired or gotten lost.
#Keep up on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to-do]] list.

User:Fuckingstupid

2010-07-20T21:46:40Z

Fuckingstupid:

<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358px;">
{{OrderOfSonichu}}{{OrderOfThePickle}}{{Eurofag}}{{PVCC}}{{Asperpedia}}
</div>

==IF YOU WANT TO HELP, READ THIS RE: THE 10 MINUTE PROJECT==
 MUMBLE CHATS NEED TO BE TRANSCRIBED. THEY ARE GETTING OLD AND NO ONE WANTS TO FINISH THEM. WHY? THEY SUCK TO LISTEN TO AND WRITE DOWN. ONE CHAT ALONE CAN TAKE OVER 10 HOURS WORK. HERE'S HOW THE 10 MINUTE PROJECT WORKS:
#GO TO MUMBLE TALK PAGE.
#LOOK WHERE LAST TRANSCRIBER FINISHED.
#IF HE/SHE WROTE "I TRANSCRIBED UNTIL 13.56" THEN YOU WRITE DOWN: HI, MY NAME IS (YOUR NAME) AND I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 13.56 - 23.56.
#TRANSCRIBE THE TEN MINUTES.
#TAKE A BREAK.

IF WE ALL DO THIS, IT WILL BE EASY AND GO FASTER. I HAVE THE FEELING THAT THIS MAY BE A DOOMED PROJECT, BUT I WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT
IF YOU HAE NEVER REALLY DONE ANYTHING USEFUL, HERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY. 

MUMBLE CHAT CURRENTLY BEING WORKED ON IS [[Mumble_7|#7]] 

==I'M HERE TO HELP==

Welcome to my user page. My specialty is Photoshop, image editing and video editing. I am the guru of all things digital image. If you need help with images... sizing or editing, feel free to let me know on my [[User_talk:Fuckingstupid|talk page]].

==Past projects==
#Resize all images to fit standard. That standard is 150kb for those of you who aren't paying attention. It was a pain in the ass and going through that many of Chris's shitty images was a nightmare. I don't want to do it again.
#Create a [[Help:Resizing_images|help page]] for image standards. That was easy. Feel free to make suggestions for improving it.
#I went on a campaign to clear out all the red links I could find. I will have to do that again sometime.

==Current/future projects==
#Patrol the [[Special:Imagelist|file list]] to make sure new files conform to standard.
#Research and destubify the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Stubs stubs].
#Fix broken/orphan links.
#Update Mediafire/Rapidshare or whatever links to documents which have expired or gotten lost.
#Keep up on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to-do]] list.

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-20T21:44:14Z

Fuckingstupid: /* Let's finish this */

User:Fuckingstupid

2010-07-20T21:43:44Z

Fuckingstupid: 10 MINUTE PROJECT

==IF YOU WANT TO HELP, READ THIS RE: THE 10 MINUTE PROJECT==
 MUMBLE CHATS NEED TO BE TRANSCRIBED. THEY ARE GETTING OLD AND NO ONE WANTS TO FINISH THEM. WHY? THEY SUCK TO LISTEN TO AND WRITE DOWN. ONE CHAT ALONE CAN TAKE OVER 10 HOURS WORK. HERE'S HOW THE 10 MINUTE PROJECT WORKS:
#GO TO MUMBLE TALK PAGE.
#LOOK WHERE LAST TRANSCRIBER FINISHED.
#IF HE/SHE WROTE "I TRANSCRIBED UNTIL 13.56" THEN YOU WRITE DOWN: HI, MY NAME IS (YOUR NAME) AND I AM CURRENTLY WORKING ON 13.56 - 23.56.
#TRANSCRIBE THE TEN MINUTES.
#TAKE A BREAK.

IF WE ALL DO THIS, IT WILL BE EASY AND GO FASTER. I HAVE THE FEELING THAT THIS MAY BE A DOOMED PROJECT, BUT I WANT TO GIVE IT A SHOT
IF YOU HAE NEVER REALLY DONE ANYTHING USEFUL, HERE'S AN OPPORTUNITY. 

MUMBLE CHAT CURRENTLY BEING WORKED ON IS [[Mumble_7|#7]] 

<div style="clear:right; float:right; width:358px;">
{{OrderOfSonichu}}{{OrderOfThePickle}}{{Eurofag}}{{PVCC}}{{Asperpedia}}
</div>

==I'M HERE TO HELP==

Welcome to my user page. My specialty is Photoshop, image editing and video editing. I am the guru of all things digital image. If you need help with images... sizing or editing, feel free to let me know on my [[User_talk:Fuckingstupid|talk page]].

==Past projects==
#Resize all images to fit standard. That standard is 150kb for those of you who aren't paying attention. It was a pain in the ass and going through that many of Chris's shitty images was a nightmare. I don't want to do it again.
#Create a [[Help:Resizing_images|help page]] for image standards. That was easy. Feel free to make suggestions for improving it.
#I went on a campaign to clear out all the red links I could find. I will have to do that again sometime.

==Current/future projects==
#Patrol the [[Special:Imagelist|file list]] to make sure new files conform to standard.
#Research and destubify the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Stubs stubs].
#Fix broken/orphan links.
#Update Mediafire/Rapidshare or whatever links to documents which have expired or gotten lost.
#Keep up on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to-do]] list.

Talk:Mumble 7

2010-07-20T21:31:33Z

Fuckingstupid: Added transcription.

User talk:Champthom

2010-07-20T18:16:57Z

Fuckingstupid: /* SIR */

Talk to me.

Be sure to check out the archives as well:

'''Archive:''' [[User:Champthom/Archive 1|1]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 2|2]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 3|3]] [[User:Champthom/Archive 4|4]]

==Upload page==
Thank you sir, your change is much appreciated. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 12:43, 20 December 2009 (CET)

==Sonichu Franchise Games==

How about this: [[User:Dude/Sonichu_Franchise_Games]]

...replace these:
*[[Sonichu (game)]]
*[[John's Custom Gundam: Sisterly Rescue]]
*[[Pokémon:_Lightning_Version]]
*[[Sonichu_Adventure]]
*[[Sonichu_Advance]]
*[[EX-CWC]]
--[[User:Dude|Dude]] 05:47, 22 December 2009 (CET)

==Chris's First Interview==
I noticed on [[Talk:Chris-chan_Discusses...]] you asked for someone to mirror Chris's first interview on Youtube. I know that was a while back, <s>but as far as I can tell no one has actually done it yet</s>, so I went ahead and did it for you [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U-4Mvc5LbM]. I hope you're pleased. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:10, 27 December 2009 (CET)
*just noticed a while ago that it's aleardy been uploaded by The CWCville Library. I have no clue how I was so oblivious to that. --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 03:26, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*I didn't notice this either, thank you for telling me about this though and I appreciate your effort anyways.
:*Also can't seem to find it on the CWCvilleLibrary...could you possibly post a link?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:49, 28 December 2009 (CET)

==Thanks, Champthom==
<nowiki>:)</nowiki> --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:53, 31 December 2009 (CET)

==New Hotness for Videos==
Take a look at this template for videos that [[User:NeoShadow]] made; it's really sweet. It can wrap around videos (in the middle of the page, where they are now) or it can be used as a sidebar.

*Template: [[Template:Infobox/video]]

*Centered example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes]]

*Sidebar example: [[User:Neoshadow/sandbox/Sonic_Sweepstakes2]]

Thoughts? It's been on the [[CWCki:Priority_Listing|to do list]] for a while now, and we could get one or the other in place pretty quickly. The big question is which placement to use, and general style questions vis-a-vis the way it looks. Let us know! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 09:43, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*I really like it, but there was some debate (I need to see where) over the usage of video infoboxes, as some people argued it's unnecessarily replicates information one can gleam from the article. However, I think your centered example might solve that as this is ultimately what we can use to replace just pasting the video in Video sections of articles. I think the "Made by" would be useless in 99% of situations (with the very few videos made by other people, such as the Watch and Win one, or the videos by Scarlet). Personally I like your infoboxes, but I'm not sure if everyone else likes it elsewhere.
:Best I'd do is mention this in the [[CWCki:Community_Portal|community portal]]. As I said, I think your centered example might be very useful and a nicer display than just a YouTube video in the video section. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:11, 3 January 2010 (CET)
*This add-on is useless and redundant if you ask me. There's nothing new here you can't read in the introduction of the video, in the video navigation bar and I don't see the need for the "Festive" icons. I respect the efforts but I am a K.I.S.S.-Type of guy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 15:02, 3 January 2010 (CET)

==IMPOSTORS==

Hey Champ, this is the "dude" from the old CWCki... somebody claimed my nick in the three hours between Cogs fixing the captcha and me checking back in =( Is there anything we can do about this? I can still log into the old CWCki to prove my TRUTH and HONESTY, and I used the same email signing up here (this account) and there (the old "dude"). --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:12, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'll consult with Cogs later tonight, as I'm not sure if we can kick this other "Dude" off and have you have his nickname, especially given that it's an extremely generic name someone could have chosen (like Anonymous or Nobody or some name like that) or if we can do this, if it is right in doing so. Now I am concerned that people might try to leech off the fame of others by signing up for accounts of previous CWCki users, either to jump start their e-fame or as a way of trolling, so I'll need a second opinion. If anyone wants to weigh in on the matter, by all means do so. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:57, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
**Yeah, it's pretty generic, but at the same time, I only signed up around October, so it wasn't generic enough to be taken by then. I am kind of surprised that somebody snapped it up so quickly, since I was pretty actively trying to get it back myself. I suppose it could be innocent, but it's still kind of frustrating. Thanks for looking into it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:52, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
can you give him the account back. i didn't know. i didnt think dude was gona be available, i though i got lucky. didnt mean to steal it, ill make another one [[User:Dude|Dude]] 00:26, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*No problem Dude (see what I did there?). Okay, here's how this will go down - new Dude, when you get a new account, AIM or message me in IRC when you do. I will merge your current account into your new one. That will free up the username "Dude" and old Dude can register that way. rpoblem oslved. If there's any problems, you guys let me know because then I have to resort to Plan B. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:36, 5 January 2010 (UTC)
*New [[User:Dude|Dude]] has been [[Special:Contributions/Dude|inactive]] for about a week now... can I get my account back? --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 17:49, 9 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The new Dude needs to contact me so I can merge his old account into the new one, thus freeing up "Dude." If he doesn't respond in 24 hours or so, then contact me and I'll reset the password and give it over to you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:57, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== I'll not take this treachery sitting down! ==

You dare claim superiority over my powers as a great and terrifying wizard!? You shall soon see the error of your ways, good sir Champthom. I am a vengeful spellcaster, and I will rape you furiously in your sleep. [[User:Artiph|Artiph the Destroyer, Omniscient Archmage, bearer of the Grimoire of Destruction, whose powers by and large surpass that of the Great Wizard CrassCrab, Lord of the Seven Realm and Master of the Archane Black Arts of the Eleventh Trans-Dimensional Vortex]] 11:03, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sup==
Have a job for me? You told me to get in touch... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 19:38, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
*Well I was going to ask you to help upload images but people got onto that which is good.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:57, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Coolio. On Another note, don't bother restoring my Jerkop status. I don't need it now seeing as how images have a MUCH higher ceiling. I'll stick around to improve articles and help people with images if they need it. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 10:02, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

==SPECIAL MISSION==
I accept. Should I simply sign up for an account on Asperpedia and get started or what? --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 09:19, 12 January 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, do that - sign up for an Asperpedia account and go zap to the extreme. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:17, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

==Just to let you know==

There's a new user who registered under the name ChristianWestonChandler. I am watching this account since it came online. I just don't get a good feeling about this. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 07:00, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

==Apologies==

Thank you for fixing that mistake, that was the first time I added a template so I really am horrible at it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 5:05 20 January 2010 (CET)

== Chris's resume ==

Would you please be so kind as to move this to [[Chris's résumé]] for the sake of more accurate spelling, and to satisfy the grammar nazi in me? If you don't know how to make the fancy és, just copy and paste mine. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:22, 31 January 2010 (UTC)
*Also, please to be deleting [[Chris and fame]]. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:15, 31 January 2010 (UTC)

== A new Mailbag bombing==
Well, our dear Christian has now started giving a copy paste reply as his new method of rejection. And hes done it to Mike Jackson's widow. We had a quick discussion about that in the talk page, and we thought it'd be an idea for another mailbag thats just filled entirely with letters about this one subject. Like how we had a whole mailbag asking about Asperchu and stuff like that? I thought we could have another of those; Only this time have an entire mailbag of people calling him out for being such a prick and for still not properly ansewing letters. What do you think Champ? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 18:59, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* To amend that idea, I suggest having Sysop inform him of another pending legal issue that can only be averted if he gives full replies to each email--he can't use the "Inputed" response or delete the whole thing and replace it with a general response or else the site goes down again or something.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:32, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

* Agreed. We need some sort of cover from him rejecting it in any way. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:56, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== [[Politics]] ==

Please to be deleting. Broken redirect. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:11, 24 February 2010 (UTC)

== Sandy Rosechu ==

Any idea why [[Sandy Rosechu]] is showing up in [[:Category:Templates]]? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 22:17, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
*Fixed it. The Squote template didn't have noinclude wrapped around its category. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:21, 25 February 2010 (UTC)
**That was my fault. --[[User:Mikhail Faulken|Mikhail Faulken]] 22:24, 25 February 2010 (UTC)

== halp ==

Yo [[Scampers|Champers]], could you derete this page here: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Template:Christory/March_07 ? It will be confus if it doesn't turn up as a red link. Sorry for mistake. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 15:00, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== YO! ==

Champ old boy, do you have sauce on [[:File:CWCinDailyProgressJuly142007.jpg|this]] here sniplet? It must have slipped right past me, and now I want to know what it is! [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:09, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

==Jerkops Anonymous==

Hey, Champthom. I've been in the mood to move a page or two recently, but my jerkop privileges were abolished with the move to CWCki 2.0. Would you mind reinstating them? [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:14, 4 March 2010 (UTC)

== Cole Smithey ==

Don't you think an edit like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&diff=prev&oldid=344566166 this] seems too intentional to be an impostor? Never mind 30+ edits to the Cole Smithey article? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 18:13, 7 March 2010 (UTC)
==Re: Pic of Wallflower==
Is this ok? It was shopped and It looks less like a man
[[Image:ClydeandLovelyweather.jpg|thumb|right]]

-[[User:Psycatalyst|Psycatalyst]] 04:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== Posse ==

Champ, I don't know if you still need monitors, but I have no life and lurk on the CWCki pretty much all day. Hit me up if you need me. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:06, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
*NO U. Srsly, contact me on AIM or IRC tonight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:07, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

==Summaries==

Ok, so I will check. I've started trying to sort and format the summaries for each of the Mumbles, and it's March Mumble Madness, but I seem to have contradicted instructions (as I discovered having worked on ALL of them), by listing rather than writing a narrative. What is it you want exactly, so I can get on it ASAP. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:11, 18 March 2010 (UTC)22:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

==Article of the Now==

You wanted some sort of template to denote former articles of the now? [[Template:Articleofthenow|How's this?]] --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 19:58, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde already made something, just need to incorporate it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:06, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*Late to the party again. Never mind --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:23, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

== List of Chris' lies ==

Okay, I trust your judgment on this. Wasn't sure if cleanup or deletion was the better solution and it looks like I chose wrong. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 20:36, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Quality Control jerkops ==

Hey, I saw your comment re "Quality Control" jerkops, of which none seem to be active at this point. I think I could handle that. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:12, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Champ old boy ==

People want to update [[Fan:Sonichu: The Animated Series]], could you unlock it for a while? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 09:12, 23 March 2010 (UTC)

== Userboxes ==
Is it cool for users to make new rewards\userboxes, like the Grammar Nazi and Assburgers ones, for instance? Some wikis I've edited on don't like for you to make new ones due to space or whatnot, and others let you go crazy with it. Just want to check beforehand. [[User:BubblegumPinkButler|BubblegumPinkButler]] 03:22, 29 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, it's alright, just don't go too crazy by making a kajillion of them. Some of the useboxes, like the Jerkop, Admin, etc. are obviously protected and it's poor taste to award yourself awards like the Order of the Pickle, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 29 March 2010 (UTC)

==April Fool's Day==
Since its going to be april fools day when the ultimatum expires why dont we just shut down for 1 day and let chris think he's won.
I mean worst that can happpen is he forgets about us, or the best is that he actually makes a "victory over cwcki" vid.

and then bring it back on the 2nd with a big fuck you chris

user: DKD 15.13 GMT 31.3.10
* No. That's stupid. Chris will make a "HA HA I GOT U TROLLS" video and quit paying attention to us because he thinks we are gone. If we stay up, we will have our own FUCK YOU CHRIS simply because we're not down. This will make Chris angry, and angry Chris is funny.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

*Never compromise, even in the face of <strike>Armageddon</strike> April Fool's Day. Also, in the future, make a sub heading (it's two equal signs, then your text, followed by two equal signs). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

This makes me worry now. What if Chris is pulling a long, convoluted April Fools prank, possibly the idea of a white knight? --[[User:Zehnfragezeichen|Zehnfragezeichen]] 16:18, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
*Don't be silly. The only White Knight who he listens to is Rocky, and even then, only just barely. And whats the chances that a church counsellor is going to come troll us? I think we're safe. Its almost certain that his plan consists of 'blank pages' and 'try to find and stab the webmaster' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 16:32, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

How bout we say that both bob and snorlax are dead, and put 14 Branchland Court up for sale? {{unsigned|Dan Dash}}

*Please, for the love of God, sign your comments. It's four tildas (~) in a row. I'm tempted to start banning people (albeit temporarily) for those who can't learn how to sign their fucking posts. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:28, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ's got the rage. Dan, would that actually get to Chris? Seems to me it wouldn't bother him that much. Also seems he's making himself trollproof by becoming detached from us. Thoughts? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:04, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
:**He's not trollproofing himself at all, he's just fighting the urge to go online and complain about things. This is exactly like when we got him to make the comic--he was really diligent about it and when he missed a day he usually made up by posting two comics on the next. Flash forward two months and he's only releasing it in short bursts. He'll be back on his own in that time--less if he thinks Sonichu is being threatened. I suggest that someone put up an ad on CWCipedia that states that Chris has declared all Asperpedia comics cannon within the Sonichuverse. Or something about how Chris risks losing the "copyright" if he doesn't make visible use of it for more than two months.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:14, 31 March 2010 (UTC)

::*I'm not sure, he didn't even seem too angry when he discovered the Cwcipedia was devastated (now THAT would've been an April Fool's Day joke). Could it be that he's becoming numb to it? We've done almost everything we can to slander him, his family, and Sonichu. We've set up "sweethearts" toyed with him and, albeit inadvertently, brought about the end of his last IRL gal-pal. We sent the health department to his house, without effect, and have parodied Sonichu and Chris himself. What else CAN we do to this guy? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 23:17, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::**We didn't call the health department on him and he never learns from his mistakes. We do it again and again. He's not getting desensitized at all, actually. We know most of his buttons now, we've just got to know when to push them. Oh, and every now and then Chris will do something to troll himself, and that's always worth a laugh.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 23:27, 31 March 2010 (UTC)
::*** But it's getting kind of cyclical, Chris gets a new sweetheart, he get's in love mood, phone calls are leaked, get lulzy videos and then, someone manages to anger him, he spews some death threats, then the sweetheart leaves/reveals as troll/dies and then we have sulk Chris, then he completely forgets about it and we have the smug Chris, and in between all that he makes a rant video once in a while. Pretty much we have seen everything chris has to offer for trolling.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 04:26, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==General question==
Alright so Im a massive newfag here, and I'm wondering how do I create those tags on your pages? For example the eurofag and amerifag stuff. Can I create my own and upload them onto my user page?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 23:55, 31 March 2010 (UTC)DKD 00:54 GMT 01.04.10
Templates.--[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:20, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== "Contact me ASAP" ==

What's going on? --[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 03:59, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*Contact me privately. My info is on my use page, we can't discuss this openly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:25, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*I've tried to contact you through AIM before, but because I'm a cheapskate who can't use Windows software, I suspect AIM didn't work too well on my end. I'm now in IRC too. I hope this works better. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:36, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

==CWC superstar==
Which Chris video did you get mentioned in?

[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 12:55, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
*[[Bunny Hop|PYONG PYONG PYONG! HOPPY EASTER FOR]] [[Crass and Champ|CRASS AND '''CHAMP''']]. Technically he's referring to the crab named after me, so there should be an asterisk. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:24, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

==Artist for hire==

I would be pleased to help by uploading pictures on the CWCki. The problem is that I don't know where to start. There was a page with the needing drawings but it wasn't updated in quite a while.
I talked to Cogsdev on the irc #sonichu and was referred to you. I'm not new to the Cwcki, but I only registered only today.
Here's an example of what I can do, if it's good enough:
http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonee_2.jpg --[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 23:10, 13 april 2010

*I'd say that the [[Artist Commune]] for requested images is still current, so you can still try there. I'd say that the [[Mumble]] chats could use illustrations, mostly of illustrations to go with notable quotes from the chat.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:29, 14 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's a pic for the IRC(16 october 2008) with 2 notable quotes from it. Since I'm not sure how to add it in a good way, I'll leave it to you.

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(16_October_2008).jpg

I hope it's good enough, I kinda messed up the pedo-glasse since it was done from memory.
Also, how can I link my signature to my userpage?--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 13:44, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

*Here's another one, this time for the IRC (20 January 2009).

http://cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:IRC(20_January_2009).jpg

I tried doing the pedo glasses right this time. I'll leave this to you. Also, thanks for the edit Beat.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]] 22:58, 19 April 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription Category ==

What are your views on a category for all articles containing transcriptions? It would make them easier to locate for maintenance or general interest IMO. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 22:42, 17 April 2010 (UTC)

== Question About Templates ==

Hey, I recently uploaded the 4 templates [[Template:Observer|Observer]], [[Template:Warrior|Warrior]], [[Template:Hero|Hero]], and [[Template:Legend|Legend]]. I was wondering what I should do with them( I'm not the best at using Wikis). Should I move them somewhere, edit them, etc.? Also, since you deleted two of the category pages, I was wondering if I should restore those or delete the other two. Sorry if there are any problems. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 03:10, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

:Oh, also, just wanted to tell ya that I restored the two category pages for now (now all 4 are up instead of just 2/4). If you want me to change/move anything, I'll gladly do it. Just tell me what to do and I'll get it done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 06:14, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== Old Cats ==

As part of a revamp of userboxes and their categories, there's a lot of now [[Special:UnusedCategories|unused categories prefixed with "List of"]] that need to be deleted forever. Can you fix? --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:16, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:There's a few more List of... categories that need nuking. You might have just got hand cramp or something :) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:21, 26 April 2010 (UTC)
:*[[THAT IS MY HOUSE|I'M WORKIN ON IT!]].--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:10, 26 April 2010 (UTC)

== Deletion, moving and er, shit ==

To do with the Twitter stuff. I remember you saying something about Jerkop powers not extending to moving/deletion. Can I? --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:55, 28 April 2010 (UTC)

On a related note, I made a mistake on an [[Bill Lumburg/Fan:Sonichu 11|article]] I created and I'm trying to move it to my Userspace. Can you help me with this? I don't see a move option anywhere so I'm assuming only admins can do it. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 03:58, 2 May 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks for taking care of that. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:54, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

== New Performance Style ==

Made this and applied it to a few pages after discussion that in the latest video none of the templates reflected the performance style (unadulterated smugness). Probably should have run it by you before I added it to a load of videos, sorry about that. :(

{{Comeuppance.png|text}}

:The template has been named incorrectly (Should not have the .png). The icon doesn't seem to match the style of the others - most notably the eyes. And I personally still don't think comeuppance is the right name we should give the template, but that's just me. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:02, 8 May 2010 (UTC)

== Video Template ==

So I made a change to the video template last night which inserts a linked version of Chris's name on video templates when someone puts '''|maker= Chris'''. Do you think that since the template is intended for Chris videos, we can just make the maker default to displaying Chris's name and drop the |maker= line for most uses of the template - retaining the option to include it if we need to override it? I need to run this past someone before I start rolling it out.

Oh and I'm considering making the template parameters lowercase, as is common with templates. I could implement a way for the template to accept both while I transition each use of the template to use lowercase. Worth doing? (Some of the parameters are already lowercase - messy!) --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:31, 10 May 2010 (UTC)

==#sonichu ban/the stuff I was going to post==

Hey Champ, any word on the issues we discussed? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:16, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*Thanks for reminding me, I asked canine and he was going to talk to cogs but never heard back. I'll check with her though, though tonight isn't the best night to do it (long story). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Not a problem mate, there's no rush. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:31, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Contact me ASAP, just need to clarify something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:43, 12 May 2010 (UTC)

==Quick Question==

Got something to ask you real quick. Will you be on AIM/IRC tomorrow? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 15:57, 15 May 2010 (UTC)
*Actually I'm gonna be out of town, but I'll be back Monday night.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:48, 15 May 2010 (UTC)

== Re: Glass vs Glasses ==

Wait what? Pretty sure glasses is what the majority of English speakers use when referring to a single pair of spectacles. It just looks stupid using "glass". --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 17:31, 17 May 2010 (UTC)

== Uhh...Champ? ==
You deleted the Facial Recognition talk page but not the page itself. Just saying. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:35, 23 May 2010 (UTC)

== A jerkop resignation letter ==

It appears that my furry background is raising a stir in /cwc/, and some people don't want me to post there. It does, however, bring another thing in my mind. I'd ask you to remove my jerkop bit. There's two reasons for this: First, if ''not'' having furries in positions of power helps some of the trolls to sleep better in the night, this course of action would help them. Secondly - and this is a far, far bigger reason - I'm not actually ''using'' the block/delete powers much, and having an account that needlessly has such powers is obviously a computer security risk. I don't think losing those rights would affect me that much as CWCki editor; I'm more concerned about site security and user happiness. Respectfully, --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 16:32, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*I need to discuss this with Cogs first. I appreciate your selfless concern for the site but I'll be damned if /cwc/ tells me or Cogs how to run this site. What you do outside the CWCki is nobody's damn busy, to be honest. You are one of the finest CWCki editors we have, particularly because you have experience editing Wikipedia and I will not let you be intimidated by Internet fucktards at least on the CWCki. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:40, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
** Understood. I just have to add that this is one of those "last nail in the coffin" type things; like I said, the security issue is, in my opinion, ''far'' more important than the troll reaction. I'm thinking of all that ruckus that was caused by the hacked sysop accounts in Wikipedia a year or two ago. So please, if a policy needs to be made, it should be made on the security grounds, not trolling grounds. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 17:47, 29 May 2010 (UTC)
*** I saw the thread on the /cwc/ you are referring to. In my humble opinion, you shouldn't give them any power over what you do. If you identify with a paticular group on the internet, it's not important. You seem to be an important editor to this fine Wiki, so having a bit of power can't be wrong in your case. The opinions expressed by the "members" of the /cwc" imageboard aren't worth anything on the CWCkie. Also, an hacking attemp on your account seems highly unlikely if you don't let any clues on your password. But it's only my opinion on the matter, it ain't worth all that much.--[[User:Blacksky01|Blacksky01]]
**** I know. The whole situation in the thread was ridiculous. Me making the teensy bit of a mistake of being a namefag (I knew the pain threshold was low, but ''sheesh''), people spamming the thread with the (admittedly awful) drawings I drew years ago. (Careful readers might know that I ''specifically'' made a promise not to "spread the cancer" here. It applies to /cwc/ as well. But if the /cwc/ people wish to repost the godawful drawings, that's ''their'' headache.) The only real effect the thread has had on me, personally, is that I've tried to objectively evaluate some of the things that actually ''do'' suck: I mopped my user page of the rambling and put it in subpages, replaced some of the drawings on my home page (damn, those were old and awful) and I have to rethink the promotion strategies for my webcomic, since that is obviously not working. I still stand by the security concerns, but if Champ and Cogs don't think it's an issue, then I promise to not use the block/delete tools for anything heinous, as was the case before. =) --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:02, 30 May 2010 (UTC)

== Trouble in Asperpedia ==

I've just gotten confirmation that the recent confusion in Asperpedia is being caused by vandals [http://hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=User_talk:IsabelMonday#HI_GOD_MORNING]. Now I know you've got no power over at Asperpedia, but if they've taken the admin accounts there's nothing they can really do, and I was hoping you might have connections with someone who could help take the site back. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:02, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
*Mao is a [[Wikipedia:trickster|trickster]], beware of his cunning. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:03, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
**Well if it's a trick, its still pissing me off. I just made a project proposal to him and he answers by deleting all the fan content. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:05, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::*Have you considered the possibility he is TROLLING YOU BACK? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::*Not if he was destroying everyone else's fan content. That's just too extreme for trolling one person. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:09, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::* Admins can undelete deleted content so it could be an elaborate troll. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 18:35, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:::::* I'm aware of that, in fact my first thought was that Mao was taking a piss all over me, until I saw he was deleting the entire fan portal and not just my content. I'll just have to wait and see what happens. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 18:36, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Wait, your telling me that this is the actual Mao doing this? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:01, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
As Champ said, you cannot rule that possibility out knowing Mao's traits. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 19:04, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
:Yeah, but I never thought Mao would do something like this. This is extreme even for him. And he's deleting Asperchu too. And he's talking about /b/ and people's passwords. And the toher admins are acting like that too. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:06, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::* He set his password to '''password''' (no, seriously) and some asshat got in his account. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 19:47, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
::** *Facepalm* --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 20 June 2010 (UTC)
{{quote|That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! It's like what a moron would set on his luggage!|<s>Mel Brooks</s> Rick Moranis couldn't have said it any better.}}

==Talk pages==

I think we should start looking at temporary bans for user who continue to use article talk pages for personal discussion. It's out of control. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 03:19, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

* He edited his page to change someone's comment to something compromising. When I called him out on it, he did that to me too, and then faked my signature on another compromising comment. Then again, I "had it coming" as you said. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 03:24, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
*I don't like being involved in others peoples' problems but Delabonte is abusing his power while being hypocritical. look at the history in his talk page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:50, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
:*Delabonte is neither a jerkop or admin, he has no real powers aside from being here for a while. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

*I don't like it either. Not that I disapprove of the Not a Forum template--those are prefectly justified on any non-user talk page. There's usually a thread over on the appropriate channels anyway, so it's not like it's a big deal. I just don't understand why it should apply to user talk pages.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:04, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:I was talking about '''article''' talk pages, not '''user''' talk pages, but out of respect for 16BitAlex I have removed the offending article from the talk page and put it on my userpage. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 04:05, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
::Partly my fault for not reading fully. But, if it was truly out of respect you would have removed the "offending article". You are right on Not A Forum for ''article'' talk pages. If only there was a forum that CWCki users could use. In fact, there ''was'', until the powers that be at a certain private forum thought that a public forum was a bad idea. --[[User:16BitAlex|16BitAlex]] 04:22, 23 June 2010 (UTC)
::when i said abusing your power i didn't mean the "NOT a forum thing". i understand my mistake regarding that. what i meant was the editing anonymax's and 16alex's comments on your usertalk after you told alex he could not delete the vandalism from his userpage.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:40, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

:*Dudes, there's still [[Krapple|/cwc/]] and [[EDF]] (if you're totally desperate). Fuck, you can make your own forum, just don't go about declaring how you're gonna rip stuff off from PVCC or try to overtake PVCC. Fuck, hang out in [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]] and they'll let you in PVCC if you're not a faggot. Point is, CWCki isn't the place for this sort of talk - it's distracting and there's better places to do this.
::I mildly tolerate it since once people get warned, they (usually) tend to start and it's hard to keep track of repeat offenders. I think I've temporarily banned someone who was a repeat offender once but as I said, it's hard to keep track of people who do that sort of shit over again.
::I really haven't seen this as a huge problem on article talk pages, and in the past I have threatened bans for trivial discussing that was getting out of control but for one or two people commenting I can sorta deal with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:54, 23 June 2010 (UTC)

Champ, I think you should look into Delabonte again. I tried warning him about not starting a flame war, but he just started vandalizing other people's comments on his talk page. This kind of behavior isn't tolerated here. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 13:08, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
*Cogs has spoken to me, the issue has been resolved. As usual, in her favour. --[[User:Delabonte|Delabonte]] 14:47, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

==I just counted==
For some reason, I'm doing this lately. You have, as of this writing, made 8925 edits to the CWCki, based on your contributions page. No joke. Thought you ought to know. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 00:29, 29 June 2010 (UTC)
*1) that's because I'm an admin, 2) most of my admins are me failing to preview and tiny shit 3) mostly talk page edits. Fun fact - my user page is the most linked page on CWCki because I comment on like every talk page. But yeah, I spend way too much time here. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:32, 29 June 2010 (UTC)

== Yo ==
Champ! Do us all a favour and ban JESUS would you? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:57, 2 July 2010 (UTC)

== You said to direct questions to you. So... ==
How in the fuck is that Coffee Place article a confirmed CWC sighting? Where in that photo is Chris or Bob, because I can't see shit? What does any of the text have to do with Chris or any sighting of any kind for that matter? Why does Clyde believe it's a confirmed CWC sighting? What evidence have we got? And why are you and Clyde so certain that this user's word alone can be trusted to the point of threatening bans for questioning them, when they haven't really given us any real proof of anything?

I really, really, REALLY hope that i'm just retarded and missing something obvious, because this makes NO sense to me whatsoever. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:03, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:shut the fuck up edward [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:06, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*To clarify, I'll be glad to address any questions on a one-on-one basis in IRC or via AIM.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:07, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
**I've also got a question I need to ask you in IRC.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*I can't use IRC. My computer fucks up whenever I try, and believe me I have tried. Why am I never allowed an actual answer when I ask a question? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:21, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*You are thicker than liquid cement, Edward. Email me at origins.intervention@null.net so I can enlighten you. --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 16:11, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
*It's not sending. I keep trying to send a message and I keep getting a notification email telling me that they couldn't send it for some reason. Are you sure that's the right email address? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:30, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
**Can I cover this, Champ?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:52, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
::*Go ahead, or Jump is sure to enlighten you as well, Edward.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:58, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
***Try my alterate, the.new.chemical@gmail.com --[[User:Jump|Jump]] 18:32, 4 July 2010 (UTC)
:I did actually maange to get a message through to Jump's alternate account. I'm waiting for his response right now. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:00, 4 July 2010 (UTC)

:Everything's sorted now. Thanks again Jump. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:54, 7 July 2010 (UTC)

== irc ==

<s>Yo, Champ, I'm trying to join #sonichu but I get a message that says the hostname could not be resolved, and when I do get in, it says I have to identify a registered name. I'm using Mibbit and I already have an account there, and whenever I use the link at our Mibbit article, there's no one on. What am I doing wrong? Sorry for being a total newfag.</s> nevermind, sorry for annoying you-[[User:Hiiro|Hiiro]] 17:08, 5 July 2010 (UTC)

==Ban me==

I'm evading a permaban. Jesus Christ. Do your fucking job, sandnigger.--[[User:JerryMathers|JerryMathers]] 00:03, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

== We need some clarification ==

On the community portal you said "do not interfere with Jenkins" which I simply took to mean "do not fuck with him" or "let him work on his report unimpeded." Delabonte, on the other hand, claims you meant zero communication and is putting up some userbox on everyone's page who posted on his talk page. All I did was point him to he userbox list after someone suggested it to him. Could you please clarify for everyone's sake what you specifically meant?

Also, I think the 'fuckwit alert' box is unwarranted; seriously, why would the PVCC care about a harmless mistake, let alone monitor such 'criminals'? And if I really had broken your rule, me and the other users would have been banned by now, wouldn't we? Some of those comments had already been put up for days without incident. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 04:49, 12 July 2010 (UTC)
*I took it to mean "Don't do anything that doesn't appear to be approved". I followed that to the letter and I intend to follow the proper instructions now that I've been notified. However, I think the userbox was an overreaction.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:16, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

I think your userboxes are very fitting and you wear them well. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 05:55, 12 July 2010 (UTC)

*As we want Jenkins to keep up the good work, the idea is more of the former - to not hinder his work, i.e. not to post too many praises on his talk page. I'm not sure what's been going on as I've been out the past two days or so, but I'm guessing people may have lost control and completely praised Jenkins, especially for getting a seinor cheerleader. I can understand where Delabonte is coming from but srsly, don't be a dumbass when it comes to this sort of thing.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:25, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

==Regarding the 'Relics of fail' items.==
Right now, out of 26 different relics, a total of 10 of them have the suffix "of fail". I think that the 'of fail' tag on the end of many of the items is a bit stale. Not only does it make them all seem generic and without personality, but 'of fail' just seems kind of juvenile. I'd like to start a vote to change the majority of the names to give them more flair, so they stand out more. Talked about it in IRC a few nights ago, and the consensus seemed to agree. One of the names thrown around was to change "Plush Boobs of Fail" into something along the lines of "Plush Boobs of Repressed Sexuality." Give them names that indicate their use, descriptors that tell you about the item before you even read about it. "Pokewalker of Sloth" or "Pokewalker of Inactivity". Even if the 'of fail' tag is supposed to indicate that Chris created it himself, there's no reason for the Plush Boobs and Sailor Moon Poster to have it included. Let me know what you think. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 06:55, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I concur with Brofose. Fail has become a bit of a lame old meme, and while it is one of the most apt words to describe anything about CWC, I believe the Relics would do well to be assigned new titles. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 07:08, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

:I don't really mind the "of fail" but I wouldn't miss it either.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:30, 13 July 2010 (UTC)

I think this sounds like a pretty good idea. Perhaps we should consider some kind of formal way to do this. Like, we could have something in the community portal for users to suggest new suffixes, then from those like 5 favorites are picked out and a poll is taken for the new suffix. --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 22:00, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Thanks ==

Thanks for pointing that out. Also, I'd like to talk to you about something regarding some recent edits. [[User:CrassCrab|CrassCrab]] 19:23, 14 July 2010 (UTC)

== Welcome Template ==

The welcome template no longer requires any parameters - but it works better if substituted. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 02:05, 15 July 2010 (UTC)

== My jerkop status ==

A week ago, Cogs temporarily removed my jerkop status (for deleting [[Template:UnderWatch|this]] template), but said I could ask you to give it back to me after a week or so [[User_talk:Cogsdev#About_deleting_that_template|here]]. So now I'm just asking you if I can have it back, please.--[[User:Jerkop|Jerkop]] 17:55, 19 July 2010 (UTC)

==SIR==
I have been away for a while. I have come back to be a serious editor again. I was looking through the to-do list with every intent of starting to crack down on transcribing Mumbles... then I saw an interesting tidbit. It still says that images should be limited to 150kb. Is this truly the case? Because the upload screen says keep it to 7mb. If 150kb is really the case, then perhaps I should go on another resize campaign. I am up for it, I have time. I am asking you sir, if this is where I should focus my efforts. Tell me and I will get started right away. --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 14:05, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
*The 150 kb thing isn't so much important nowadays since we have the new space and space isn't quite as limited, not to mention people are doing a good job at not uploading huge ass images. Transcribing Mumble chats would probably be a more worthwhile and rewarding en devour though, IMHO. Godspeed to you.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:56, 20 July 2010 (UTC)
:*Roger that, I'm on it... --[[User:Fuckingstupid|Fuckingstupid]] 18:16, 20 July 2010 (UTC)

Chris and fame

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