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<div>'''CLog 04012026 - A Confession''' is a video published to [[Chris]]'s [[YouTube]] channel on 1 [[April 2026]]. As an April Fools joke, Chris acts as though he will make a confession, then cuts to singing "[[I Got A Fish]]". Coincidentally, the French term for April Fools, Poisson d’Avril (April Fish), aligns with the fish themed punchline. He then displays a message directed to [[trolls]] suggesting they rethink their priorities and purpose.<br />
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Chris may have been inspired to make this video from seeing people commenting about wanting to see him quit denying the existence of the [[Affair with Mother]] from [[July 2021]].<br />
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In his ending message Chris calls trolls "gooberts" - a typo of "goobers" which he had intended to write.<ref>[[April 2026 social media posts#Goobers name-calling]]</ref> Ironically, Goober is the name of [[Bella]]'s cat which she had distracted Chris with so that she could record the [[Incest Call]], which in turn led to the events of Chris being arrested for incest and later recording this April Fools joke.<ref>[[Chess club#Goober's involvement]]</ref><br />
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Chris later removed the video from his channel at some point, as it was noticed missing on 15 [[May 2026]].<br />
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==Video==<br />
{{Infobox/video<br />
| name = CLog 04012026 - A Confession<br />
| video = {{#ev:youtube|klC2ctJ_4DI}}<br />
| stardate = 1 [[April 2026]]<br />
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}<br />
| style = {{Smug|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}, {{Comedy|text}}<br />
| shirt = <br />
| previous = [[1-5 April 2026 Cameo videos#Brendan's Birthday|Brendan's Birthday]]<br />
| next = [[1 April 2026 Cameo videos#Juan Is Deployed In The Navy|Juan Is Deployed In The Navy]]<br />
}}<br />
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===Description===<br />
{{quotebox|I confess...}}<br />
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==Transcript==<br />
[''[[Stress sigh]], probably purposefully exaggerated.''] Okay... [[Captain's Log]], Stardate: 04012026. I-<br />
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[''abrupt cut to a card with the following text, which is spoken aloud by Chris'']<br />
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{{RageQuote|[[Monty Python|And now for something completely different!]]}}<br />
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[''video cuts to a cropped still of [[I Got A Fish]] with the added caption "APRIL FOOLS 2026!!!"'']<br />
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{{RageQuote|I GOT A FISH, WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A WISH? I GOT A FIIIIII-IIIIII—}}<br />
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[''cut of the audio is edited to repeat several times'']<br />
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{{RageQuote|IIII—IIIIII—IIIIIIIISH!}}<br />
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[''Video cuts back to Chris finishing his singing, smugly pointing at edited text that reads "[[Internet]] [[trolls]] are all Gooberts!" There is also text edited at the bottom which reads "Seriously, though, all of you, maybe do some [[Soul Searching]] and rethink your priorities and life's purpose off of the internet."'']<br />
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Mya. [''mouse click, ending the video'']<br />
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