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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=2011&amp;diff=136877</id>
		<title>2011</title>
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		<updated>2011-03-06T02:48:24Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''2011''' is the third year of organized trolling of the [[Internet]]'s favorite LOLcow, [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2011, Chris will turn 29. The year started out in the shadow of Chris's sixth declaration of leaving the Internet. In spite of this, Chris has been taking refuge on the [[PlayStation Network]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==January==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|January 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
Not much happened this month. Just as it was excepted of him, Chris bought ''[[LittleBigPlanet]] 2'', and spend most of the last half of the month playing it. On a more interesting note, Chris's [[Disguises|pseudonym]] [[JenkinsJinkies]] was outed, and his exploits on the [[Trollin Train]] forums from July-August 2010 was made public.&lt;br /&gt;
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==February==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|February 2011}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==March==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=December_2010&amp;diff=130543</id>
		<title>December 2010</title>
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		<updated>2010-12-28T01:59:11Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;'''December 2010''' opens in the shadow of Chris's &amp;quot;supposed&amp;quot; resignation from the [[Internet]] on 22 November.&lt;br /&gt;
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He [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|still didn't get a girlfriend]] for [[Christmas]].&lt;br /&gt;
==Events==&lt;br /&gt;
*2 December - The [[Jackie_E-mails_21|final]] [[Jackie_E-mails_22|batch]] of [[Jackie_E-mails_23|e-mails]] between Chris and [[Jackie]] is leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;diff=129459</id>
		<title>Talk:Main Page</title>
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		<updated>2010-12-15T00:26:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]&lt;br /&gt;
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==Protect the templates==&lt;br /&gt;
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== new vid ==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&lt;br /&gt;
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can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm for this too.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==&lt;br /&gt;
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Project Map Fucking Everything ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;amp;gl=us&amp;amp;ptab=2&amp;amp;ie=UTF8&amp;amp;oe=UTF8&amp;amp;msa=0&amp;amp;msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, a question:&lt;br /&gt;
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the &amp;quot;Locations&amp;quot; divs on the other pages?&lt;br /&gt;
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Sports ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Slight Error ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter...  [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to &amp;quot;being on the Internet&amp;quot;. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Vandalism? ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==&lt;br /&gt;
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say &amp;quot;Well I guess there are some exceptions&amp;quot; and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==CWCki is pretty dead==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
::I'd push for the templating approach rather than protecting. Article protection should be used sparingly. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:00, 14 December 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Main_Page&amp;diff=129222</id>
		<title>Talk:Main Page</title>
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		<updated>2010-12-14T09:03:22Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{protip|This talk page should serve as a place to discuss improving the overall front page of CWCki. For discussion on improvements to CWCki overall, please see the [[CWCki:Community Portal|Community Portal]]. For discussing individual front page templates, please refer to the discussion pages of those templates.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Archives''': [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 1|1]] [[Talk:Main Page/Archive 2|2]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Protect the templates==&lt;br /&gt;
Seeing how the main page itself is protected, why not protect the templates as well? [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 16:49, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*There's already cascading protection for all the front page templates. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 16:51, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Stop freaking out about this spammer shit, Champ has it under control --[[User:Megaman|Megaman]] 16:53, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== new vid ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzAJvMKQeJA&amp;amp;feature=player_embedded&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
can't add news so there you go--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:38, 16 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Can this be the new Quote of the Now, please?==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|I've learned... from my father; he taught and showed me which male ends go into which female ends.|Wallflower E-mails.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Bunsteaks|Bunsteaks]] 13:28, 25 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
I'm for this too.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 02:10, 21 October 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==I suggest this for the Video of the Now==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmFHPbaNT04 [[User:Xavier|Xavier]] 07:37, 28 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Since there's a white space in the Video of the Now (at least on my computer) why not feature this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoqjN3amRD4&lt;br /&gt;
--[[User:Vofdoom38|VofDoom38]] 17:44, 21 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Project Map Fucking Everything ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Started up this project and got a lot of things mapped down.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?hl=en&amp;amp;gl=us&amp;amp;ptab=2&amp;amp;ie=UTF8&amp;amp;oe=UTF8&amp;amp;msa=0&amp;amp;msid=116038930500742252038.0004949e055d81dc61c0b&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'd like to get all of the places he mentions/visits/films/rapes marked down on the map, but there's a lot of videos and some of them I never wish to see again. So, it's open collaboration and anyone with a Google account can edit it. Feel free to login and mark down different areas he's visited. Just try to be logical and succinct when adding locations. Don't need every McDonald's marked down. When doing videos of him travelling, try to figure out the path with a line and mark at least one end of it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, a question:&lt;br /&gt;
Should we make a page for the full map or just link it in the bottom of the &amp;quot;Locations&amp;quot; divs on the other pages?&lt;br /&gt;
-- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 13:49, 9 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Put it on the locations template. -- [[User:Clydec|Clyde]] 13:53, 9 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
**Done. Couldn't think of a better name than Chris's World. -- [[User:Arius|Arius]] 14:11, 9 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sports ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is there any inclination that Chris is into any kind of sport or professional sports team? I asked this on the main page because I don't know where else to ask it.&lt;br /&gt;
*Sign your fucking posts god damn. Also, no. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 04:18, 14 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
== Slight Error ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris hasn't gone 5 days without the internet, he logged into youtube 2 1/2 days after he posted the leaving video.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:Theiselybors|Theiselybros]] 19:46, 26 November 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
:Probably should have discussed this before just removing the counter...  [[User:Smtp|Smtp]] 17:02, 26 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
::It's a non-pedantic count. We're really focusing on how many days he's gone without making a video - which Chris equates to &amp;quot;being on the Internet&amp;quot;. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:30, 26 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Vandalism? ==&lt;br /&gt;
Some guy named [[User:Trueandhonest]] has been going around vandalizing pages lately, claiming to be Chris-chan himself. Most likely it's a troll, but I just wanted to point that out. [[User:N. Onymous|N. Onymous]] 15:33, 30 November 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Does Christian Who Cares know this?==&lt;br /&gt;
I don't remember his surname. Does he know that the creator of Pokémon has [[aspergers]]? At least Wikipedia's article says so... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satoshi_Tajiri --[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 16:21, 4 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
* It seems that you just answered your own question. As to whether or not Chris knows, I honestly don't think he even cares. He justifies things when it allows him to continue his current lifestyle. He'd probably just say &amp;quot;Well I guess there are some exceptions&amp;quot; and move on. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 16:39, 4 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
** You're right, I should have figured that out. Theres an article about his hypocresy, but its not really necesary to read it; it takes about three seconds of reading this wiki to realize that he's the biggest of hypocrites...--[[User:Doctor Whatever|Doctor Whatever]] 17:46, 4 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==CWCki is pretty dead==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris isn't coming back, at least not for a long time. Despite this, there are a shitton of new editors who drop by every other day and fuck up articles. The only reason I'm really still here is to fix up the edits of these new editors. I think we should start finding the good articles on the wiki and either lock them or put a template saying not to fuck with it a la ED. As articles get fixed up, they get locked down, at least until Chris comes back (if he ever does, anyway). I get that it might take some time or whatever, but it would help preserve the CWCki should Chris never come back or I die or something. [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 12:11, 11 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Well it was just a matter of time until he would end up in a mental hospital. I always told him so, but whatever. I agree though, that there are probably many articles, that can be protected, especially all the videos, mails, phone calls, chatlogs and whatnot.--[[User:Sonichu|Sonichu]] 19:09, 12 December 2010 (PST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==FB is not a bust==&lt;br /&gt;
Look I don't know if this is news here but Chris (or more likely a troll) has logged on to his facebook account he's demanding that his fb friends join a contest called wendy's fry for all or he won't create anymore Sonichu. --[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 01:03, 14 December 2010 (PST)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>2010</title>
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		<updated>2010-12-01T02:25:28Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in [[2010]].]]&lt;br /&gt;
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'''2010''' marks the second consecutive year of organized trolling of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2010, Chris turned 28.&lt;br /&gt;
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==January==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|January 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG|thumb|left|On 17 January, Chris expresses his opinion on ''[[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]]'']]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Smug with overconfidence thanks to his [[Mailbag|fanmail]] and the victory over [[gay]] ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the [[CWCipedia]] via [[copyright]] claims stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new [[stress]] factor in the emerging fan comic ''[[Asperchu]]'', going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy [[YouTube]] videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to [[The Wallflower|another girl]] and he would attempt to hide this, but his own [[ego]] would refuse to let him do so.&lt;br /&gt;
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==February==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|February 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|On '''25 February''', Chris murders [[Evan]] and the rest of the [[Asperpedia]] Four in brutal and disgusting ways]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|a series of phone calls]] from ''[[Asperchu]]'' creator Alec Benson Leary, where Alec demanded that Chris promise to be more tolerant of ''Asperchu'' and to get rid of [[Simonla Rosechu]], with [[Mao]] holding [[CWCipedia]] hostage. Though Chris gradually recovered enough from the stress to complete ''Sonichu'' #10, which showed the death of [[Simonla]], Chris then had [[Alec]], [[Mao]] and two other people killed within the same comic as an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual [[Christian Love Day]]. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of [[Magical Man Potion|another human male]] entering Chris's [[room]], one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==March==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|March 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Owllevel.jpg|thumb|left|On '''9 March''', Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that inadvertently reveals the identity of [[The Wallflower]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As March began, trolls showed concern over news that Chris's father, [[Bob]], had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his [[fanbase]]. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive [[ego|narcissism]], reveal a name of his potential new [[sweetheart]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet|LBP]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover [[The Wallflower|her identity]], and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the [[lulz]]. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker|an outside source]] would intervene, forcing Chris to once again announce he was leaving the Internet forever. (36 hours after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==April==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|April 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|On '''5 April''', Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe]] ad is discovered]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe]], discovering that Chris was back to his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually leak to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==May==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|May 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:MODNATION_2.JPG|thumb|left|On '''May 26''', Chris begs for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' bonuses]]&lt;br /&gt;
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As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, with a relative high point of smug Chris boasting that he had removed a &amp;quot;bug&amp;quot; allegedly planted by trolls in the [[PS3|life upgrade]]. However, he soon became severely depressed and blamed his problems of rejection by everyone on a conspiracy conceived against him by the [[Greene County]] School Board. By the end of the month, Mao opened up the [[CWCipedia]] to everyone. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but soon gave into stress and abandoned the website. Two series of [[e-mails]] are also leaked.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==June==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|June 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg|thumb|On '''30 June''', Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with an autistic plan of revenge against Michael Snyder; long story short, Chris almost committed [[Son-Chu|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol|drunk]] and was let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events, and announced that he would be leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|the]] [[100 2188|fifth]] [[100 2189|time]].) Things fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his Love Quest offline by acting [[pedofork|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==July==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|July 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:FAF-06092010.jpg|thumb|left|On '''9 July''', Chris continues stalking girls at [[Fridays After Five]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
July 2010 was another very quiet month. It began with Chris getting [[List_of places that have banned Chris|permabanned]] from [[Flipnote Hatena]] for constantly breaking the site's rules. For a time after that he emerged from the internets to enjoy the fruits of real life... by reverting back to the ancient ways of the [[attraction sign]]. He was spotted once at [[McIntire Park]] and twice at [[Fridays After Five]]. However, on 17 July he returned to [[Twitter]], telling [[trolls|his loyal fans]] that he's [[lie|working on the comic pages]]. On 24 July he also evaded his Flipnote Hatena ban and re-posted some of his removed flipnotes, suggesting that he bought another DSi just to use a children's website as his personal dating service.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==August==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|August 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:PostCar.JPG|thumb|On '''29 August''', the [[life upgrade]] goes GAME OVER, man]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
During the first half of August, Chris didn't give off any signs of life except for a brief sighting at [[Charlottesville Fashion Square]], kicking a stall of [[HEXBox]] games. It was suspected he spent his time playing [[video games]]. However, a phonecall to Bob Chandler was released, relieving some new info. He would then return on August 27 to post two videos, one concerning his upcoming high school reunion, and the other where Chris concedes to the trolls after reformatting his PS3, claiming [[fail|he did himself in]]. Two days later, he destroyed his [[PS3]], and to put it mildly, there was much rejoice.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==September==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|September 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Niggocwc.jpg|thumb|left|On '''16 September''', Chris dressed as a [[niggo]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Early in September, e-mail correspondence was leaked that provided some background on the destruction of the life upgrade. Quite predictably, Chris purchased another PS3 almost immediately. Jackie officially returned as a new sweetheart in Chris's life, with him trying to impress through new videos on YouTube, including attacks at Jackie's ex-boyfriend, Lars. Also this month, a bunch of ancient documents dating back from 2008 and 2009 were released to the public by [[Clyde Cash]], followed by some more from early 2010, including the correspondence between Chris and his recent alleged sweetheart, [[The Wallflower]]. Towards the end of the month, Chris officially kicked off his &amp;quot;anti-troll movement&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==October==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|October 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Grimace.jpg|thumb|On '''4 October''', Chris [[cosplay]]s as [[McDonalds|the Grimace]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
October began with Chris acting just as crazy as in September. He made another half-assed apology to Michael Snyder and then proceeded to start dressing up in a large variety of [[cosplay|costumes]] made out of construction paper, which dominated the first half of the month. He also made two scary and confusing videos in which he gave birth to a baby [[bear]], used his manboobs for a breast cancer awareness ad, and more. Some of the videos were actually shot outside of the [[room]] or even the [[house]] altogether, featuring Chris driving his mom's [[Son-Chu|car]] or walking(!). The conflict with Lars also continued, however on seemingly low-level. October 2010 is notable of sheer number of [[videos]] that were released by Chris, including more than a dozen a day twice, making it by far the most active month so far (albeit quality of them varied a lot). In the meantime, Clyde kept releasing even more previously unseen historical documents.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==November==&lt;br /&gt;
{{main|November 2010}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==December==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris [[All I Want For Christmas Is a Pretty Girlfriend|still won't be getting a girlfriend]] for [[Christmas]].&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Timeline}}&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Chronology]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=November_2010&amp;diff=127724</id>
		<title>November 2010</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=November_2010&amp;diff=127724"/>
		<updated>2010-12-01T02:22:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: mmmmm past tense!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;'''November 2010''' saw the [[Jackie]] saga ongoing, but Chris's newest claim to be quiting the [[Internet]] FOREVER(!) suggests that it has come to an end. Rumors suggest that Chris's [[high school]] reunion may have took place.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Events of November 2010==&lt;br /&gt;
* 6 November - Chris attempts to do [[100 2278|pull-ups]]. New information about Jackie in the form of [[Jackie Chat 1|chats]] and [[Jackie E-mails 3|e-mails]] are revealed. Lars also had a [[Lars Call|call]] with Chris.&lt;br /&gt;
* 8 November - Chris's high school reunion took place; it is currently unknown if he attended.&lt;br /&gt;
* 11 November - Chris is [[:File:Kroger sighting.jpg|spotted]] at a local supermarket.&lt;br /&gt;
* 22 November - Chris leaves the Internet [[100 2357.MOV|for the sixth time]].&lt;br /&gt;
{{Timeline}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Barack_Obama&amp;diff=123170</id>
		<title>Talk:Barack Obama</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Barack_Obama&amp;diff=123170"/>
		<updated>2010-11-05T04:45:59Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Needs to replace the boring pic with the drawing Chris made.  I saw parts of it in a youtube video. --[[User:Ritegroic|Ritegroic]] 14:52, 11 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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Just need to cite the IRC chat where he talks about how he decided to vote for Obama. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:41, 31 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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WTF?!  Chris VOTES?! --[[User:Lokiskywalker|Lokiskywalker]] 20:39, 1 August 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Barack_Obama&amp;diff=123159</id>
		<title>Talk:Barack Obama</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Barack_Obama&amp;diff=123159"/>
		<updated>2010-11-05T01:13:03Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Needs to replace the boring pic with the drawing Chris made.  I saw parts of it in a youtube video. --[[User:Ritegroic|Ritegroic]] 14:52, 11 March 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just need to cite the IRC chat where he talks about how he decided to vote for Obama. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:41, 31 August 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
WTF?!  Chris VOTES?! --[[User:Lokiskywalker|Lokiskywalker]] 20:39, 1 August 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Reason for voting == &lt;br /&gt;
Obama pledged a Social security reform, Its likely that Chris interpreted this as a chance to get more free money from the government. And thus the reason why Obama got Chris's vote. --[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 18:13, 4 November 2010 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:SonichuBabies&amp;diff=121960</id>
		<title>Talk:SonichuBabies</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:SonichuBabies&amp;diff=121960"/>
		<updated>2010-10-26T12:25:10Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Urm... I'll take a stab at transcribing. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:43, 26 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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A quick google tells me that this is all something to do with the Muppets. Someone with a better knowledge of that, could you put in something about it? Ta. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:55, 26 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:{{#ev:youtube|XR_hpdVuEug}} --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:14, 26 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Chris and Race? ==&lt;br /&gt;
Chris made Blake's lips huge, further evidence that Chris changed the character's name to avoid it being perceived as a racist cariciture is complete bullshit!&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=ModNation_Racers&amp;diff=120161</id>
		<title>ModNation Racers</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=ModNation_Racers&amp;diff=120161"/>
		<updated>2010-10-16T08:26:40Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: Removed link to sonichu racers&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{taxpayermoney}} &lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:ModNation Racers.jpg|thumb|''MR'' [[America]]n box art]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''''ModNation Racers''''' is a customizable kart racing game for the [[PS3]] and [[PSP]] that [[Chris]] has taken a liking to. It isn't quite [[2010]]'s answer to ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'', but it's close.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In addition to providing [[Autism|autistics]] with the simple gameplay used in all racing games and cute, [[Homos|gaily]]-colored characters found in [[Pokemon|many]] [[Animal Crossing|children's]] [[Sonic|games]], ''ModNation Racers'' is heavily based around user-generated content, much like ''LittleBigPlanet''. Chris can now foist his questionable [[Chris and art|design skills]] upon the world through a kart racing game.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Chris's ModNation career==&lt;br /&gt;
When only the beta version of the game was available, Chris posted 25 screen caps of him driving a yellow, [[Sonichu]]-themed cart around an empty racetrack on the [[CWCipedia]]. These were filed under [[Copyright|&amp;quot;Original CWC Art&amp;quot;]]. Later, after the retail version arrived, he created a number of characters and cars (images are available below), as well as a CWCville track.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is of great concern to Chris that despite his belief that he has a large [[fanbase]], barely anybody has bothered to download his poorly designed track and he continues to whore it out at every opportunity. On 17 July 2010, Chris updated his [[Twitter]] account for the first time in ages, begging his imaginary followers to give him codes for the &amp;quot;Mystery Mods&amp;quot; (promotional DLC packs included with the pre-ordered copies of the game&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/27/modnation-racers-mystery-mods-revealed/]&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;) and to download his CWCville track so that he could acquire yet another trophy. 26 July saw yet another Twitter update whining for downloads and positive reviews. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
He also posted multiple threads on the forums at [[GameFAQs]] and Gamespot making similar demands. When his initial beg-a-thons were deleted because of those boards' anti-soliciting policies, Chris, being Chris, just went ahead and posted them again.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Despite having all the free time in the world to practice his skills, Chris remained mediocre at ''ModNation Racers''. This should come as little [[Soul Calibur|surprise]]. After racing in 1000+ contests, Chris only &amp;quot;won&amp;quot; 200 of these (with a noticeable &amp;quot;Disconnected&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;Did Not Finish&amp;quot; tally indicating some [[Rage|tard-rage]] present). All in all, Chris won about 20% of the time.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Additionally, a number of his characters show they have been used in 0 races even days after their creation, meaning even Chris didn't even bother to use his own creations.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Beta screen caps==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MODNATION.JPG|Modnation Chris, about to go snake hunting.&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MODNATION_1.JPG|Sonichu license plate&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MODNATION_2.JPG|''Modnation'': the game that lets you make Sonichu [[medallions]]&lt;br /&gt;
Image:MODNATION_19.JPG|Chris plows his car into an orange pylon&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Gallery==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's ModNation characters|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation ChrisChan.jpg|Chris&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation Sonichu.jpg|[[Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation LegoChrisChan.jpg|[[Christian Weston Chandler...Yep, I'm on TV :)|Lego Chris]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation LegoInfomaniac.jpg|[[Legos|The Infomaniac]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation 1stTransformersRacer.jpg|[[Transformers|A &amp;quot;Transformer&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation ExcelExcel.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Excel]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation HayattHatchan.jpg|[[Excel Saga|Hyatt]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Wild.jpg| [[Wild Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Punchy.jpg| [[Punchy Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation MagiChan.jpg| [[Magi-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Bubbles.jpg| [[Bubbles Rosechu]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Angelica.jpg| [[Angelica]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation CountGraduon.jpg| [[Count Graduon]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation AmericanRabbit.jpg| [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|American Rabbit]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation PattiChan.jpg| [[Patti-Chan]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichu.jpg| [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation PrincessClara.jpg|Princess Clara&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation FoxxyLove.jpg|Foxxy Love&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation No24MHSPlayer.jpg|A [[Niggo|basketball player]] from Chris' [[Manchester High School|high school]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation MHSCheerleader.jpg|...and a [[Laura_Beth_Dorazio|cheerleader]] to pair him off with.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation No65MHSPlayer.jpg|Another basketball player. &lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation 1996ChristianChandler.jpg|...and someone to pair him off with.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Bionic.jpg|[[Bionic the Hedgehog]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation ManchesterShirt.jpg|A [[Transformers|Transformer]](?) wearing a [[Manchester High School|Manchild High]] shirt&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation PaRappa.jpg|[[PaRappa the Rapper]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TiaraBoobowski.jpg| [[List of fictional characters guest appearing in Sonichu#Sonic the Hedgehog franchise|Tiara Boobowski]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg| [[Son-Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollMale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Male devil troll]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollFemale.jpg| [[Trolls#Devil_Trolls|Female devil troll]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbusterCal.jpg| Fighting trolls everywhere with [[The Creepy Stare|the creepy stare]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbusterDeeDee.jpg| ...And Sarah Palin, apparently.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbusterTee.jpg| Laziest character design, EVER!&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Y2KChrisChan.jpg| Chris from the year [[2000]]. &lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Sweetheart.jpg| ModNation Racers, the best way to express your love for [[Jackie|someone.]] &lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation GalPal.jpg| [[Sailor Megtune|...creepy,]] [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|disturbing]] love. But love none the less!&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation_XBox360ko.jpg| [[Hex Box]]!&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation_PS3mi.jpg| [[PS3]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation LordIlPalzzo.jpg| [[ScotPalazzo|Lord Palzzo]] from [[Excel Saga]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation BlackSonichu.jpg| [[Blake|Black Sonichu]]. Take note that he was added to ModNation Racers [[Racism|long after his wife was]].&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation PSMoveMotion.jpg| [[Nintendo|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Wiimote&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] [[PS3|Sony Move controller.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible&lt;br /&gt;
|Chris's ModNation cars|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation SonichuKart.jpg|A car for Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation RosechusKart.jpg|And Rosechu too!&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|[[Son-Chu]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation 1991CamaroZ-28.jpg|Hot Wheels&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation JaguarXj220Revealers.jpg|More Hot Wheels&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation Zr1CorvetteRevealers.jpg|&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation PontiacBanshee.jpg|Nothing to see here&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation AMansToy.jpg|Not [[gay]] at all.&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation 1stTransformerRaceCar.jpg|Transformation not included&lt;br /&gt;
File:Modnation Wiimote.jpg|[[Chris and death|&amp;lt;s&amp;gt;A casket&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt;]] [[Wii Remote of Fail|Nintendo Wiimote]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation AuNatured.jpg| [[Nudes|Au &amp;quot;Naturel&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Prowler.jpg| [[Prower|Prowler]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation CountGraduonScepter.jpg| Count Graduon's [[Sex toys|Scepter]] &lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation AmericanRabbitsskates.jpg| [[The_Adventures_of_The_American_Rabbit|The American Rabbit]]'s rollerskate&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Foxxy5..jpg| A van featured in the forgettable series [[Wikipedia:Drawn Together|Drawn Together]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation ChrisChanSonichuKart.jpg|A kart for [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation Arwing.jpg|[[Wikipedia:Star_Fox_(series)#Arwing|Another game franchise ruined by Chris...]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation ManchesterHighShortBus.jpg|[[Slow-in-the-minds|The short bus]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbustersTruck.jpg| Who you gonna call? The [[Trolls|Troll]][[Ghostbusters|Busters!]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation TrollbustersCar.jpg| Perfect for running over those [[B-Manajerk|pesky]] [[Michael Snyder|trolls.]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation BombDeliveryRobot.jpg| Of all the robots from [[Excel Saga|this show]], he makes this instead of the gynoids.&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNation PSMoveNavigator.jpg| So much for [[The MovingFoward videos|&amp;quot;moving forward&amp;quot;]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{collapsible &lt;br /&gt;
|&amp;quot;Tour de CWCville&amp;quot; ModNation tracks|&amp;lt;gallery perrow=&amp;quot;4&amp;quot;&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWCvilleTrackCity.jpg| [[CWCville|Downtown]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWCvilleTrackPark.jpg| [[McIntire Park|CWCville Park]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWCvilleTrackForest.jpg| [[Rape|CWCville Forest]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWCvilleTrackMountain.jpg| CWCville Mountains&lt;br /&gt;
File:CWCvilleTrackBeach.jpg| [[Sonichu_8#Episode 18: &amp;quot;Spring Break, 2008!&amp;quot;|CWCvillle Beach]]&lt;br /&gt;
File:ModNationCity.jpg| What CWCville would [[Fan:CWCVille 1984|really look like]]&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;/gallery&amp;gt;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;br /&gt;
==Sources==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://community.modnation.com/en-us/players/Sonichu Chris's ModNation profile]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:Video Games]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:General&amp;diff=117976</id>
		<title>CWCki:General</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=CWCki:General&amp;diff=117976"/>
		<updated>2010-10-06T13:31:19Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;__NEWSECTIONLINK__&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Community Portal}}&lt;br /&gt;
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*[[CWCki:General/Archive 1|Archive 1]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
For discussion that doesn't fit into the other community pages - though do keep it related to the CWCki.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Da update is used for Chris updates...but what about other updates? ==&lt;br /&gt;
For example, I don't think the Lucas video game pictures should be on the update, but it should be noteworthy. Should it placed in da update or no? Also if you're wondering what pictures, I'M WORKING ON IT. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:33, 9 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Where should I stick the pictures? I uploaded them with Lucas commentary on them. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 12:42, 10 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::I think either the list of Chris's games article or the video games article.  Leaning towards the video games article, if only because the list article is already pretty damned huge. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:07, 10 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Image purge project ==&lt;br /&gt;
According to the Spongepedia (also hosted by dreamhost), 500 internal server error may be caused by TOO MANY IMAGES. In any case, I'm sick of seeing shitty images that do nothing to enhance articles as well. please tag images that are useless on their talk pages for deletion. kthx [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:45, 10 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
*Based on what you told me about the Spongebob wiki, their problem was also due to image size. Perhaps if we work on resizing images down to less than 30kb?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 13:34, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Eh, the 500 errors are a configuration/setup issue. I highly doubt images are the root cause. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 13:44, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::No, it's a general agreed consensus that the 500 internal server error is occurring more often nowadays. It has to do with an increasing amount of SOMETHING. I'm going by this only lead right now. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:09, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I mostly get 500 errors on pages that are large - that is - the body of text is large. Images really seem to have a negligible effect on whether a page 500's for me or not. We should think carefully about whether going about an image purge will largely be a wasted effort and/or do more harm than good towards error fixing (generating more edits - which may also form part of the problem). --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:06, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Overlooked interview? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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A couple of weeks ago, I noticed on the talk page for [[Chris-chan_Discusses...]], the subject of a previous interview was brought up, and Champ said he didn't want to put it on until they had a youtube version for it. A year later, someone did. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uR_PrPHC2l0 The video doesn't have many views, and I don't believe it has an article for it. I'm not sure if any of this is relevant, but I wanted to draw attention to it in case it needs an article or some other mention.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 06:03, 11 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Chris and diligence article? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Christian's work ethics and his laziness are rightfully infamous, but there isn't an article dealing with it en detail. I'd make it myself but due to stress and my poor grasp of English I'd rather hear the opinions of others on it before making a crappy attempt. --[[User:Maximilian Graves|Maximilian Graves]] 07:58, 15 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
** Strangely enough, I was thinking the same thing. Though with how lazy he is, the article would probably grow to be almost as large as the article on sex. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:04, 15 September 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== My response to the site administrator. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just a few days ago, a member of our forums decided to claim that we were involved in attacks on your wiki. We were notified by the administrator of your site on a locked topic supposedly thanking us for our actions placed on PSPownsYou (or PBML) and also requested action on another supposed participant named Level1isbest. I just want to point out that we have no intention of harming your site and that the involved parties are a bunch of fucking trolls, but then again every person on Newgrounds does it for the lulz, not including school shootings (Jeff Weise). Sorry for any inconvienence. [[User:Tateos|Tateos]] 16:25, 15 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Chris and Morality Page==&lt;br /&gt;
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Though his morality has been mentioned on several other pages, I think it would be best to have one page dedicated to his morality, or lack there-of, and where it comes from, mainly his ego. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 21:07, 15 September 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
: Frankly, if it's coming from his ego, it should be mentioned on the [[ego]] page. This is, however, unless there's enough to justify a major Chris and page.--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:37, 15 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:: I don't really think Chris's morality needs its own page, as it would end up being a documentation of all the times he's been a horrible person (huge list), and all of the reasons behind it (troll speculation).  These issues are already covered rather in depth on Chris's own page, the White Knighting page, the pages on Chris's Lies, Things Chris Has Ripped Off, Women's Rights, Homos etc.  I feel a page purely about what a bad person he is is redundant (and self-evident besides). [[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 09:46, 16 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== so i did some spring cleaning today. ==&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.mediafire.com/?q6dsbzkgteqxpp6 - and then i realized it was autumn. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 17:44, 18 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:Does the great Clyde wish for these to be uploaded to their appropriate articles? --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:49, 18 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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::No, I want them to stay in this link forever and never be posted on the CWCki. Ever. EVER. This is the reason why I posted on the CWCki, to ensure that would happen. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:50, 19 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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I was doing some spring cleaning too, little cuz! I was going through my emails and then suddenly i stumbled upon this pic of CWC that WallFlower gave to me awhile back! As The Ancient Hawaiians used to say: A clean coconut is a clean soul. http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/7886/cwcinkilt.jpg [[User:SurfShackTito|SurfShackTito]] 17:58, 18 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:lol at the Marge Simpson poster - [[User:Captainhowdy|Captainhowdy]] 19:23, 18 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Tugboat icon I made for Donations ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:Tugboat_donate_icon.png]] Enjoy!&lt;br /&gt;
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*Include your CWCki username with your donation and you'll receive a SPECIAL, LIMITED EDITION user box for your page and you'll receive a &amp;quot;si a pretty cool guy&amp;quot; quote from yours truly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:23, 23 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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So hey, I wanted to donate some shinies but my PayPal only gives out my dox rather than my CWCki username. I'll set up a new PayPal account in a bit. Gmail's the best way to go about it, right? --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 03:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Faithfulness ==&lt;br /&gt;
Is there an article on Chris and his faithfulness to his &amp;quot;sweethearts&amp;quot;, cause I was just skimming through Sonichu 10 where he claims Blanca is his true and honest sweetheart, but he's married in the future to Lovely Weather and slept with her, not to mention Meg? And that's probably not the only example one could think of. --[[User:SerenityMoonstone|SerenityMoonstone]] 22:31, 29 September 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Just about every Sweetheart article showcases how unfaithful Chris is.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 15:32, 30 September 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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== getting rid of the fan works section ==&lt;br /&gt;
it's just a drag on our servers. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 21:54, 1 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:if anyone wants to argue against deleting the fan works section, speak up now plz. hurry! [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:32, 2 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::If it'll keep away the server errors then tear it down, burn the remains, and salt the earth.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 2 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:::The section is bullshit that should have been killed months ago. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam &amp;amp;amp; Eggs]] 19:26, 4 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
Wasn't there plans for a wiki dedicated to fanworks? Whatever happened to that? For that matter, why is the fanworks section still up at all? Cogsdev wanted it trimmed several months ago.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 00:41, 3 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:http://789chan.org/cxc/ [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 01:12, 3 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
Can you give us an idea for an exact date for the deletion? I'd like to go through and save everything. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 20:22, 4 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:I'll save it all in a zip file. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 20:24, 4 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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There's hardly anything left that's worth keeping. I say go for it.--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 20:44, 4 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
:Dunno guys, [http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Fan:Choose_Your_Own_Adventure this for example] is ace and I'll miss it. --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 01:59, 5 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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In that case, move the Mailbag References page out of the Fan category. --[[User:AntonImaus|AntonImaus]] 03:56, 5 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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:As I mentioned on the fan discussion (In case nobody read it) It would be an affront to not have any backups of the stories here. I finished up my story (Silent CWCville) so save the stories, redistribute them throughout the internet. And tell me where they'll be moved. Thanks. --[[User:Radiant Price|Radiant Price]] 16:44, 5 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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If it's going to be saved and taken elsewhere, I say nuke it.--[[User:Austin|Austin]] 21:15, 5 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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Just do it! people can use /cwc/ to post their creepy fantasies --[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 06:31, 6 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Posting Kacey's Encounters with Chris==&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone else feel that we should make a page with [http://pastebin.com/8FxWDZq6 Kacey's encounters with Chris] here? I mean, we reference it enough, and I think it's causing some confusion. Unless, of course, you feel that showing that Kacey was trolling him would be more confusing. [[user:Melainia|Melainia]] 12:20, 6 October 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
:That information is unsubstantiated. [[User:Canine|Canine]] 21:30, 5 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;br /&gt;
::Oh, true, I just wanted to ask. [[user:melainia|Melainia]] 12:53, 6 October 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
:I'm not so sure...Some of the information sounds feasable, And if I recall correctly during one of their final chats Kacey mentioned an IRL encounter with him. But at the moment I don't want for us to take any risks...Is it possible we can get a confirmation from Liquid? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 00:56, 6 October 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
::I do remember the sniffing incident being mentioned during the Father Call, and Chris did admit to touching her a lot. [[User:Melainia|Melainia]] 1:00, 6 October 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
:::liquid doesn't give a shit about this anymore. just let sleeping dogs lie with him. just forget about this stuff, we'll get the real story one day. maybe. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 22:08, 5 October 2010 (PDT)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hello ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry for bothering.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a  troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot; can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces &amp;amp; the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so&lt;br /&gt;
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in &amp;quot;A very Sonichu adventure&amp;quot;. in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, &amp;quot;This one is kinda cute&amp;quot;, it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, also, if you've ever played the first &amp;quot;Gears of War&amp;quot;, you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Oh great i was worried i made them &amp;quot;too cute&amp;quot; that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The one labeled &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hooray! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Just sayin'. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : )  Also, don't forget, it's Sonees &amp;amp; Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate.  I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.&lt;br /&gt;
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the &amp;quot;Prisoner Sonee&amp;quot; will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]&lt;br /&gt;
:::Lovecraft wrote about intrepid researchers whose inquiring minds either led them, or tricked them into learning far too much about the universe. His stories were not grindhouse level baby murder porn for cheap shocks. The closest comparison that could be made would be related to the Lovecraft's own racism and fear of blacks, and this author's obviously authentic-and-not-forced-whatsoever hate for furries. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 14:09, 13 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this.  Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hey Alc ==&lt;br /&gt;
It's me. Listen, SoRichlyConsumeOf commented on the talk page for AVSA2, and said that it technically wasn't &amp;quot;interactive&amp;quot; so much as just first person. He suggested putting it in a Choose your own Adventure type format. I don't know about you, but I think it's a great idea. Each of the little fuckers could have multiple deaths! It'd definitely increase the re-read value. I'd go for it myself. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:52, 1 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Something i would like an opinion on ==&lt;br /&gt;
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[[file:Bobby and sonee and rosey.jpg|300px]] i made some concept art for our sonichu comic. its bobby sonichu, the &amp;quot;cured&amp;quot; wild asperchu clone. in our story he is a phycotic mad scientist and the one that will make the sonees and roseys everybody loves to murder horribly. i'm showing this to you for two reasons. one he may end up being your favorite character, although i would know if we made him a complete monster if even you recoil in disgust towards what he does to the sonees, and two, some of the things he does to the sonees and roseys are inspire by a sonichu adventure 1 and 2. The small squares are the cwcola-monster rosey and the rosey-sonee. they can't stop smiling even in pain. &lt;br /&gt;
:TL;DR: tell me what you think please.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::That's fairly close to what I had planned for him, only difference is that Chris will use his new ability(which is not an inborn power but one that requires refinement and devotion) to draw them into existence.  However, due to the fact that he never practices, he isn't able to call a Sonichu or Rosechu into reality and simply draws Sonees and Roseys.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:10, 22 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::I really like the idea for Bobby Sonichu. He's already my favorite, knowing what he does to the little furfags. : ) The drawings of the Sonee-Rosey, Pumpkin Freak, &amp;amp; the melted Sonee are also good by me. Those, along with your colored Pumpkin Rosey, made my day. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:18, 22 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::though he won't do most of those things for pure sadistic joy like the protagonist does in a sonichu adventure, but mostly FOR SCIENCE! but certain things from the adventure will be adapted like &amp;quot;mr. bucket&amp;quot; to dispose of the bodies and feed the sonees, as you could see the rosey-sonee, but he won't cut its tongue and will make it an hermafrodite, and so on. your sick mind may actually help create one of the most interesting yet simple characters for our story.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:27, 22 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Gotta admit, I really like how you're using some of my ideas and putting your own spin to it. Mixes things up a bit. : )  I'm looking forward to reading your series once it begins. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 22 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===Some adaptated things===&lt;br /&gt;
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Here is my rendition, that would hopefully be part of the main comic, of some elements from sonichu adventure '''2'''! I changed some of them though. &amp;quot;Mr. Bucket&amp;quot; is now used to despose of dead proto-sonees and proto-roseys (i know you would have enjoyed of them being alive though) to be fed to the farmed prosees who live in a copy of laughyland, except without dobermans. and the origin of the soney-rosey is fleshed out. though i feel like i gave the prosees to much refinement and now, IMHO actually look a little bit endearing, though i was aiming for just simpathethic (although i shouldn't worry for that part with you :P). I hope you like it, tell me what you think!&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 1.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 2.jpg|400px]][[File:The birth of the rosey-sonee 3.jpg|400px]]&lt;br /&gt;
:[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:45, 23 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I like this whole thing a lot (the Nursery being a breeding farm, the &amp;quot;Mister Bucket&amp;quot; disposing babies, etc.). The Sonee &amp;amp; Rosey playing tag combined with the Sonee-Rosey thing made it all the better for me. Very deranged and well done J0. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:01, 24 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:do the protos still seem souless, or have i given them more &amp;quot;spark&amp;quot; than what chris has.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:13, 24 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Honestly, yes, I thought that the two playing tag were slightly more realistic. Remember, Chris always draws these things 2-dimensionally (I hope that makes sense). They're always flat and facing the reader (which is one reason I hate them so). If you're going for retarded, have them face the reader, if you want something more believable, do what you've been doing. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:20, 24 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Oh, also, they have actual facial expressions, you know, like actual living creatures. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 01:21, 24 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Great! I made myself a personal challenge: to see if i could make even the most hated character (the sonee, roseys and sonichu's children) even somewhat likeable or sympathethic. Knowing that even you feel that they are not irritating like that, means that i have suceeded and so has my writing. thought i left the permanent &amp;quot;:3&amp;quot; face on the sonees and the bow and skirts on the roseys so they still have a piece of chris in them.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:36, 24 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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===This concerns all of us, man===&lt;br /&gt;
I just think you should know that Cogs is enacting a new policy regarding fan works that can be read [[CWCki:Policy|here]].  Also, there's some fairly ugly (and barely literate) backlash going on against the torture stories happening at the discussion page on ''Afternoon'', and some support would be greatly appreciated.  If you'd like to stay out of it, though, I completely understand. --[[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 19:43, 12 July 2010 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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Your calvary isn't going to save you or your pornography. [[User:DrShoggoth|DrShoggoth]] 23:48, 12 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry to see the Sonichu Adventure fics gone.  I want to ask if you'll ever post them elsewhere?  I really want to see Sonichu Adventure 2 get finished. --[[User:Anomaly188|Anomaly188]] 21:42, 21 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Hay! there this is GOTDANG named after one of Chris's southern stammers. I joined up mainly to to learn more about using wikis and also to be involved in something that pisses Chris off is a joy in itself. I first discovered the horrors of CWC while surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica and was exposed first hand to the endless well of fail that is Chris, and sadly can't seem to look away. &lt;br /&gt;
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DAMN YOU CHRIS CHAN I WISH I NEVER FOUND THAT PIECE OF SHIT BACK IN THE DECEMBER OF 09!&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway I dislike Chris mainly because of his general ignorance sexism and homophobia.Also being an autistic myself I find him to be a colossal embarrassment. But I still like all people I see the funny side in him&lt;br /&gt;
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Favorite Chris Quote: [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews |SLAM ATTACK!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Favorite Chris Vidya: [[IPods Down and Listen Up |IPods Down and Listen Up]]&lt;br /&gt;
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		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Chris%27s_birthday&amp;diff=103286</id>
		<title>Chris's birthday</title>
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[[Chris]]'s '''birthday,''' the 24th of February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons. However, the bizzare inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to wanting his birthday to be a national holiday) warrants some inspection.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable birthdays==&lt;br /&gt;
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===18th===&lt;br /&gt;
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. Now, he did have something of a party, in the same way small children do, namely, with some thrown together decor, last minute gifts, and some [[Friend Zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]]. No [[alcohol]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan &amp;amp; Kel'' and some cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever, of such tantamount importance he decided to record it in his &amp;quot;[[My big 18th party]]&amp;quot; story.&lt;br /&gt;
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===21st===&lt;br /&gt;
Now, if that was Chris's best, this is probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his [[English]] class at the [[PVCC]] by his professor. Chris alleges his professor didn't understand [[autism]], while he later confided in [[Sarah]] that he was dismissed for hating on da [[homos]]. All wasn't lost however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]], Chris's enduring search for someone that will put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity.&lt;br /&gt;
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===27th===&lt;br /&gt;
Not much is known other than Chris's [[Aunt Corina]] was buried on his birthday, undoubtedly casting a shadow on the festivities. [[Chris and death|He didn't seem too bugged though]]. Oh, and it was Shrove Tuesday, so the pancakes probably helped ease the guilt.&lt;br /&gt;
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===28th===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!&amp;quot; | Chris, on being nearly 30}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also called in and congratulated him, all around nice guy that he is.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Sonichu canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' is distributed into the global water supply on this day.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Christian Love Day&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, most see their personal of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], &amp;quot;Christian Love Day&amp;quot; is apparently a second Valentines Day, only for [[Homo|STRAIGHT]] folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he 'feels like' it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Reality|Chris wills it]] and it's also Mexican flag day. Chris then provided no details on how to celebrate and didn't put any effort into garnering publicity, except for one [[Christian Love Day|lone video.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', the holiday gains slightly more credence, if some disturbing moral stipulations. The homo vaccine &amp;quot;cures&amp;quot; the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, the and ego). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of it's denounment is nationally recognized, or he [[Reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==April 24th is also...==&lt;br /&gt;
*Ironically, Genocide Remembrance Day, commemorating the Armenian Genocide of 1915.&lt;br /&gt;
*The day the Nazi Party was founded.&lt;br /&gt;
*The day Roy Jenson died.&lt;br /&gt;
*The day the Dominican Republic broke out in civil war in 1965.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Chris's birthday</title>
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[[Chris]]'s '''birthday,''' the 24th of February, is a significant date in his life, for obvious reasons. However, the bizzare inconsistency of how he celebrates (from some new [[vidya]], to wanting his birthday to be a national holiday) warrants some inspection.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Notable birthdays==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===18th===&lt;br /&gt;
While [[Trolls|most people]] would've celebrated by partying hard, doing [[Sex|something special]], or just acknowledging that they have grown into legal adults, Chris got a Sega Dreamcast. Now, he did have something of a party, in the same way small children do, namely, with some thrown together decor, last minute gifts, and some [[Friend Zone|platonic]] [[gal-pals]]. No [[alcohol]], no [[tobacky]], just ''Kenan &amp;amp; Kel'' and some cake. Interestingly, this was allegedly Chris's best birthday ever, of such tantamount importance he decided to record it in his &amp;quot;[[My big 18th party]]&amp;quot; story.&lt;br /&gt;
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===21st===&lt;br /&gt;
Now, if that was Chris's best, this is probably his worst. No friends, no new [[video games]], and no [[sweetheart]]. The only thing Chris got was kicked out of his [[English]] class at the [[PVCC]] by his professor. Chris alleges his professor didn't understand [[autism]], while he later confided in [[Sarah]] that he was dismissed for hating on da [[homos]]. All wasn't lost however, as this event was the catalyst that began the [[Love Quest]], Chris's enduring search for someone that will put up with his crying and pamper him for eternity.&lt;br /&gt;
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===27th===&lt;br /&gt;
Not much is known other than Chris's [[Aunt Corina]] was buried on his birthday, undoubtedly casting a shadow on the festivities. [[Chris and death|He didn't seem too bugged though]]. Oh, and it was Shrove Tuesday, so the pancakes probably helped ease the guilt.&lt;br /&gt;
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===28th===&lt;br /&gt;
{{quote|Today we celebrate our CHRISTIAN LOVE DAY!&amp;quot; | Chris, on being nearly 30}}&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris's 28th birthday is shrouded in mystery. Other than his [[ego|obsessive desire]] to see his birthday made a holiday, next to nothing is known about how it was spent. What we do know is that he ingested a [[Semen|mysterious substance]] and was [[Magical Man Potion|visited]] by another [[Jerk|male]] guest. [[Alec Benson Leary]] also called in and congratulated him, all around nice guy that he is.&lt;br /&gt;
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*'''Sonichu canon:''' Coincidentally (or not), the homo vaccine in ''[[Sonichu 10]]'' is distributed into the global water supply on this day.&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Christian Love Day&amp;quot;==&lt;br /&gt;
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Now, most see their personal of personal relevance. Chris, on the other hand, thinks everyone across the globe should be [[Ego|focused on him too]]. First seen in the [[CWC Blog]], &amp;quot;Christian Love Day&amp;quot; is apparently a second Valentines Day, only for [[Homo|STRAIGHT]] folk. In the [[Mailbag]], he clarified he 'feels like' it should be a nationally recognized holiday, merely because [[Reality|Chris wills it]] and it's also Mexican flag day. Chris then provided no details on how to celebrate and didn't put any effort into garnering publicity, except for one [[Christian Love Day|lone video.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Now, in ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', the holiday gains slightly more credence, if some disturbing moral stipulations. The homo vaccine &amp;quot;cures&amp;quot; the homosexual population of the Earth, driving the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] up to critical levels. It seems to be that this fictional event is the real reason Chris wants to commemorate his birthday as a holiday (well, the and ego). Chris either thinks his comic is so widely known that the date of it's denounment is nationally recognized, or he [[Reality|has a skewed perception of the lines between fiction and reality]].&lt;br /&gt;
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==April 24th is also...==&lt;br /&gt;
*Ironically, Genocide Remembrance Day, commemorating the Armenian Genocide of 1915.&lt;br /&gt;
*The day the Nazi Party was founded.&lt;br /&gt;
*The day Roy Jenson died.&lt;br /&gt;
*The day the [[Niggos|Dominican Republic]] broke out in civil war in 1965.&lt;br /&gt;
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		<title>Pedofork</title>
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[[Image:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|300px|A pedofork [[Fridays After Five‎|in action]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
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A '''pedofork''' ''(pronounced &amp;quot;PED-oh-fork&amp;quot;),'' a portmanteau for &amp;quot;pedophile&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;dork&amp;quot;, is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.&lt;br /&gt;
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This term was initially coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to &amp;quot;that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]'',&amp;quot; known to the rest of the world as &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her. In the same episode an [[Zapina|anthropomorphic lightning bug]] exclaims &amp;quot;I've just turned 14-years cute!!!&amp;quot; and wishes to assist [[Rosechu]] in making porn for &amp;quot;[[women's rights]].&amp;quot; Rosechu says &amp;quot;I don't know child, what with the dumb laws.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to &amp;quot;Sweet 16&amp;quot;, making it &amp;quot;another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age.&amp;quot; He is obviously unaware that age of consent is controlled by the state, and most states already have it set at 16 or 17. He also believes that kids can participate in &amp;quot;adult&amp;quot; activities, like perverse satires with adult themes and making a porno, as long as there's adult supervision. &lt;br /&gt;
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All of his attempts at a classified ad for himself always start with &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 18-2X boyfriend free girl…&amp;quot; At his age, being seen with a woman a decade younger than him would be considered socially unacceptable and downright creepy, based on the &amp;quot;half-your-age-plus-seven&amp;quot; tradition. Of course, Chris doesn't understand social mores regarding age differences, so to him, if she's legal and breathing, she's fit as a sexual partner. This leads one to ask how low he'd go. If the legal age were, for example, 14, would he instead be saying &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 14-28 year old [[boyfriend-free girl]]…&amp;quot;? &lt;br /&gt;
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Chris notoriously had sex with [[Kimmi]], an anime blow up doll that looks underage. He maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him (which, ironically enough, includes Pedobear... ''twice'') would reappear in the &amp;quot;elevator gag&amp;quot; in ''Sonichu'' #8. One might argue that because of his notoriously bad facial recognition, he might not realize how young they actually are. But as mentioned in [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], he is quite good at age recognition (a talent common among autistics). This obviously brings up many questions. &lt;br /&gt;
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To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has '''some''' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series. It could be that he looks down on someone going after someone so young or it could just be shock that someone shares a [[Love Quest|common interest]] with him.&lt;br /&gt;
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Another thing to note is that Chris's own character [[Rosechu]] is [[plagiarism|based]] off [[Amy Rose]], another character from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series, and one who is only twelve years old in canon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Rose&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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It's possible Chris only cares about getting his [[china]], and not so much how old it is. Then again, he doesn't ask for girls any older than him on his [[sign]], so clearly he [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|likes 'em young]], so to speak. But this also might be a throwback from his &amp;quot;old-fashioned&amp;quot; rearing, which demands that the woman must be younger.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a &amp;quot;Sweet&amp;quot; age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|No unsavory implications here.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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While he's not an outright baby-fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the notion that &amp;quot;if there's grass on the field, play ball.&amp;quot; On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and Rosechu have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is doubly creepy; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about ''Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters'', i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children. '''He drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children.''' And it's not just an isolated incident - some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of ''Sonichu''. Not to mention that Rosechu is blatantly copied from [[Amy Rose]], who is canonically ''twelve years old''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as [[Zapina]]. In an attempt to show that he ''wasn't'' a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as &amp;quot;dumb&amp;quot;. What happens in the drawing is all of the [[Rosechu (species)|rosechus]] are &amp;quot;stripping for women's rights&amp;quot; and the &amp;quot;14 years cute&amp;quot; Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of &amp;quot;those dumb laws&amp;quot;, she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something). It's also interesting to note that Zapina, despite being 14, is still drawn with cleavage and is even wearing a tube top.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''Gunslinger Girl'' and ''Shuffle'', two anime series noted for their pedophilic appeal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In the [[Sonichu 11|comic version]] of ''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]'', one of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's daughters]] says &amp;quot;I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.&amp;quot; When this joke first appeared on ''Family Guy'' 10 years ago it was said by an adult woman. In the comic, Sonichu's daughters have just entered elementary school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages on Facebook]], it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's okay to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergartners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedo-glasses]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gaybian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_56 Rosechu and &amp;quot;...those dumb laws.&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_3 The disturbing Zapina page]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNANhlZiMJE Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pedofork&amp;diff=103191</id>
		<title>Pedofork</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pedofork&amp;diff=103191"/>
		<updated>2010-07-09T00:54:14Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am not a Pedofork,  YOU DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|300px|A pedofork [[Fridays After Five‎|in action]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A '''pedofork''' ''(pronounced &amp;quot;PED-oh-fork&amp;quot;),'' a portmanteau for &amp;quot;pedophile&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;dork&amp;quot;, is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This term was initially coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to &amp;quot;that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]'',&amp;quot; known to the rest of the world as &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her. In the same episode an [[Zapina|anthropomorphic lightning bug]] exclaims &amp;quot;I've just turned 14-years cute!!!&amp;quot; and wishes to assist [[Rosechu]] in making porn for &amp;quot;[[women's rights]].&amp;quot; Rosechu says &amp;quot;I don't know child, what with the dumb laws.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to &amp;quot;Sweet 16&amp;quot;, making it &amp;quot;another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age.&amp;quot; He is obviously unaware that age of consent is controlled by the state, and most states already have it set at 16 or 17. He also believes that kids can participate in &amp;quot;adult&amp;quot; activities, like perverse satires with adult themes and making a porno, as long as there's adult supervision. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All of his attempts at a classified ad for himself always start with &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 18-2X boyfriend free girl…&amp;quot; At his age, being seen with a woman a decade younger than him would be considered socially unacceptable and downright creepy, based on the &amp;quot;half-your-age-plus-seven&amp;quot; tradition. Of course, Chris doesn't understand social mores regarding age differences, so to him, if she's legal and breathing, she's fit as a sexual partner. This leads one to ask how low he'd go. If the legal age were, for example, 14, would he instead be saying &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 14-28 year old [[boyfriend-free girl]]…&amp;quot;? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris notoriously had sex with [[Kimmi]], an anime blow up doll that looks underage. He maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him (which, ironically enough, includes Pedobear... ''twice'') would reappear in the &amp;quot;elevator gag&amp;quot; in ''Sonichu'' #8. One might argue that because of his notoriously bad facial recognition, he might not realize how young they actually are. But as mentioned in [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], he is quite good at age recognition (a talent common among autistics). This obviously brings up many questions. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has '''some''' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series. It could be that he looks down on someone going after someone so young or it could just be shock that someone shares a [[Love Quest|common interest]] with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing to note is that Chris's own character [[Rosechu]] is [[plagiarism|based]] off [[Amy Rose]], another character from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series, and one who is only twelve years old in canon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Rose&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's possible Chris only cares about getting his [[china]], and not so much how old it is. Then again, he doesn't ask for girls any older than him on his [[sign]], so clearly he [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|likes 'em young]], so to speak. But this also might be a throwback from his &amp;quot;old-fashioned&amp;quot; rearing, which demands that the woman must be younger.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a &amp;quot;Sweet&amp;quot; age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|No unsavory implications here.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While he's not an outright baby-fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the notion that &amp;quot;if there's grass on the field, play ball.&amp;quot; On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and Rosechu have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is doubly creepy; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about ''Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters'', i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children. '''He drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children.''' And it's not just an isolated incident - some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of ''Sonichu''. Not to mention that Rosechu is blatantly copied from [[Amy Rose]], who is canonically ''twelve years old''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as [[Zapina]]. In an attempt to show that he ''wasn't'' a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as &amp;quot;dumb&amp;quot;. What happens in the drawing is all of the [[Rosechu (species)|rosechus]] are &amp;quot;stripping for women's rights&amp;quot; and the &amp;quot;14 years cute&amp;quot; Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of &amp;quot;those dumb laws&amp;quot;, she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something). It's also interesting to note that Zapina, despite being 14, is still drawn with cleavage and is even wearing a tube top.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''Gunslinger Girl'' and ''Shuffle'', two anime series noted for their pedophilic appeal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In the [[Sonichu 11|comic version]] of ''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]'', one of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's daughters]] says &amp;quot;I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.&amp;quot; When this joke first appeared on ''Family Guy'' 10 years ago it was said by an adult woman. In the comic, Sonichu's daughters have just entered elementary school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages on Facebook]], it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's okay to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergartners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*On [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Hatena]] Chris left a comment on an 10 year old girl's flipnote stating her voice is &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; and also wished that she lived closer to him this may well have contributed to his ban from the website.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedo-glasses]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gaybian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_56 Rosechu and &amp;quot;...those dumb laws.&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_3 The disturbing Zapina page]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNANhlZiMJE Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pedofork&amp;diff=103190</id>
		<title>Pedofork</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pedofork&amp;diff=103190"/>
		<updated>2010-07-09T00:52:04Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am not a Pedofork,  YOU DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|300px|A pedofork [[Fridays After Five‎|in action]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A '''pedofork''' ''(pronounced &amp;quot;PED-oh-fork&amp;quot;),'' a portmanteau for &amp;quot;pedophile&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;dork&amp;quot;, is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This term was initially coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to &amp;quot;that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]'',&amp;quot; known to the rest of the world as &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her. In the same episode an [[Zapina|anthropomorphic lightning bug]] exclaims &amp;quot;I've just turned 14-years cute!!!&amp;quot; and wishes to assist [[Rosechu]] in making porn for &amp;quot;[[women's rights]].&amp;quot; Rosechu says &amp;quot;I don't know child, what with the dumb laws.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to &amp;quot;Sweet 16&amp;quot;, making it &amp;quot;another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age.&amp;quot; He is obviously unaware that age of consent is controlled by the state, and most states already have it set at 16 or 17. He also believes that kids can participate in &amp;quot;adult&amp;quot; activities, like perverse satires with adult themes and making a porno, as long as there's adult supervision. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All of his attempts at a classified ad for himself always start with &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 18-2X boyfriend free girl…&amp;quot; At his age, being seen with a woman a decade younger than him would be considered socially unacceptable and downright creepy, based on the &amp;quot;half-your-age-plus-seven&amp;quot; tradition. Of course, Chris doesn't understand social mores regarding age differences, so to him, if she's legal and breathing, she's fit as a sexual partner. This leads one to ask how low he'd go. If the legal age were, for example, 14, would he instead be saying &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 14-28 year old [[boyfriend-free girl]]…&amp;quot;? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris notoriously had sex with [[Kimmi]], an anime blow up doll that looks underage. He maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him (which, ironically enough, includes Pedobear... ''twice'') would reappear in the &amp;quot;elevator gag&amp;quot; in ''Sonichu'' #8. One might argue that because of his notoriously bad facial recognition, he might not realize how young they actually are. But as mentioned in [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], he is quite good at age recognition (a talent common among autistics). This obviously brings up many questions. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has '''some''' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series. It could be that he looks down on someone going after someone so young or it could just be shock that someone shares a [[Love Quest|common interest]] with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing to note is that Chris's own character [[Rosechu]] is [[plagiarism|based]] off [[Amy Rose]], another character from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series, and one who is only twelve years old in canon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Rose&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's possible Chris only cares about getting his [[china]], and not so much how old it is. Then again, he doesn't ask for girls any older than him on his [[sign]], so clearly he [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|likes 'em young]], so to speak. But this also might be a throwback from his &amp;quot;old-fashioned&amp;quot; rearing, which demands that the woman must be younger.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a &amp;quot;Sweet&amp;quot; age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|No unsavory implications here.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While he's not an outright baby-fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the notion that &amp;quot;if there's grass on the field, play ball.&amp;quot; On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and Rosechu have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is doubly creepy; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about ''Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters'', i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children. '''He drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children.''' And it's not just an isolated incident - some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of ''Sonichu''. Not to mention that Rosechu is blatantly copied from [[Amy Rose]], who is canonically ''twelve years old''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as [[Zapina]]. In an attempt to show that he ''wasn't'' a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as &amp;quot;dumb&amp;quot;. What happens in the drawing is all of the [[Rosechu (species)|rosechus]] are &amp;quot;stripping for women's rights&amp;quot; and the &amp;quot;14 years cute&amp;quot; Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of &amp;quot;those dumb laws&amp;quot;, she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something). It's also interesting to note that Zapina, despite being 14, is still drawn with cleavage and is even wearing a tube top.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''Gunslinger Girl'' and ''Shuffle'', two anime series noted for their pedophilic appeal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In the [[Sonichu 11|comic version]] of ''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]'', one of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's daughters]] says &amp;quot;I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.&amp;quot; When this joke first appeared on ''Family Guy'' 10 years ago it was said by an adult woman. In the comic, Sonichu's daughters have just entered elementary school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages on Facebook]], it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's okay to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergartners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*On [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Hatena]] Chris left a comment on an 8 year old girl's flipnote stating her voice is &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; and also wished that she lived closer to him this may well have contributed to his ban from the website.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedo-glasses]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gaybian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_56 Rosechu and &amp;quot;...those dumb laws.&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_3 The disturbing Zapina page]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNANhlZiMJE Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pedofork&amp;diff=103189</id>
		<title>Pedofork</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pedofork&amp;diff=103189"/>
		<updated>2010-07-09T00:51:10Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am not a Pedofork,  YOU DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|300px|A pedofork [[Fridays After Five‎|in action]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A '''pedofork''' ''(pronounced &amp;quot;PED-oh-fork&amp;quot;),'' a portmanteau for &amp;quot;pedophile&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;dork&amp;quot;, is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This term was initially coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to &amp;quot;that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]'',&amp;quot; known to the rest of the world as &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her. In the same episode an [[Zapina|anthropomorphic lightning bug]] exclaims &amp;quot;I've just turned 14-years cute!!!&amp;quot; and wishes to assist [[Rosechu]] in making porn for &amp;quot;[[women's rights]].&amp;quot; Rosechu says &amp;quot;I don't know child, what with the dumb laws.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to &amp;quot;Sweet 16&amp;quot;, making it &amp;quot;another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age.&amp;quot; He is obviously unaware that age of consent is controlled by the state, and most states already have it set at 16 or 17. He also believes that kids can participate in &amp;quot;adult&amp;quot; activities, like perverse satires with adult themes and making a porno, as long as there's adult supervision. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All of his attempts at a classified ad for himself always start with &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 18-2X boyfriend free girl…&amp;quot; At his age, being seen with a woman a decade younger than him would be considered socially unacceptable and downright creepy, based on the &amp;quot;half-your-age-plus-seven&amp;quot; tradition. Of course, Chris doesn't understand social mores regarding age differences, so to him, if she's legal and breathing, she's fit as a sexual partner. This leads one to ask how low he'd go. If the legal age were, for example, 14, would he instead be saying &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 14-28 year old [[boyfriend-free girl]]…&amp;quot;? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris notoriously had sex with [[Kimmi]], an anime blow up doll that looks underage. He maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him (which, ironically enough, includes Pedobear... ''twice'') would reappear in the &amp;quot;elevator gag&amp;quot; in ''Sonichu'' #8. One might argue that because of his notoriously bad facial recognition, he might not realize how young they actually are. But as mentioned in [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], he is quite good at age recognition (a talent common among autistics). This obviously brings up many questions. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has '''some''' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series. It could be that he looks down on someone going after someone so young or it could just be shock that someone shares a [[Love Quest|common interest]] with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing to note is that Chris's own character [[Rosechu]] is [[plagiarism|based]] off [[Amy Rose]], another character from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series, and one who is only twelve years old in canon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Rose&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's possible Chris only cares about getting his [[china]], and not so much how old it is. Then again, he doesn't ask for girls any older than him on his [[sign]], so clearly he [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|likes 'em young]], so to speak. But this also might be a throwback from his &amp;quot;old-fashioned&amp;quot; rearing, which demands that the woman must be younger.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a &amp;quot;Sweet&amp;quot; age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|No unsavory implications here.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While he's not an outright baby-fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the notion that &amp;quot;if there's grass on the field, play ball.&amp;quot; On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and Rosechu have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is doubly creepy; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about ''Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters'', i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children. '''He drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children.''' And it's not just an isolated incident - some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of ''Sonichu''. Not to mention that Rosechu is blatantly copied from [[Amy Rose]], who is canonically ''twelve years old''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as [[Zapina]]. In an attempt to show that he ''wasn't'' a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as &amp;quot;dumb&amp;quot;. What happens in the drawing is all of the [[Rosechu (species)|rosechus]] are &amp;quot;stripping for women's rights&amp;quot; and the &amp;quot;14 years cute&amp;quot; Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of &amp;quot;those dumb laws&amp;quot;, she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something). It's also interesting to note that Zapina, despite being 14, is still drawn with cleavage and is even wearing a tube top.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''Gunslinger Girl'' and ''Shuffle'', two anime series noted for their pedophilic appeal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In the [[Sonichu 11|comic version]] of ''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]'', one of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's daughters]] says &amp;quot;I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.&amp;quot; When this joke first appeared on ''Family Guy'' 10 years ago it was said by an adult woman. In the comic, Sonichu's daughters have just entered elementary school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages on Facebook]], it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's okay to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergartners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*On [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnote Hatena]]Chris left a comment on an 8 year old girls flipnote stating her voice is &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; and also wished that she lived closer this may well have contributed to his ban from the website.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedo-glasses]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gaybian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_56 Rosechu and &amp;quot;...those dumb laws.&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_3 The disturbing Zapina page]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNANhlZiMJE Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Pedofork&amp;diff=103188</id>
		<title>Pedofork</title>
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&lt;div&gt;{{quote|I am not a Pedofork,  YOU DORKS!!!|[[CWC's Second Message]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|300px|A pedofork [[Fridays After Five‎|in action]]]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A '''pedofork''' ''(pronounced &amp;quot;PED-oh-fork&amp;quot;),'' a portmanteau for &amp;quot;pedophile&amp;quot; and &amp;quot;dork&amp;quot;, is [[Chris]]'s term for a '''pedophile''' (''paedophile'' to non-Americans), child molester, or anyone else with some sort of sexual interest in the underage.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This term was initially coined in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|Madman Rising]] video in response to [[trolls]] comparing Chris to &amp;quot;that senile old man in ''[[Family Guy]]'',&amp;quot; known to the rest of the world as &amp;quot;[[Wikipedia:List of characters in Family Guy#Herbert|Herbert the Pervert]].&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Suffice to say, this was one of Chris's first over-reactions to trolls and an early step towards becoming a LOLcow.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Evidence of Chris's pedofork tendencies==&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:ChrisChanDamageControl.jpg|thumb|Not a pedofork]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Although the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' series was originally intended for children, Chris put a bunch of porn into [[issue 8]]. This included graphic depictions of [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] having [[sex]], and multiple instances of Rosechu stripping naked. One of the most notorious sequences came near the end of episode 17, where Rosechu face-raped [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to a near-death state after he taunted her by throwing a pickle at her. In the same episode an [[Zapina|anthropomorphic lightning bug]] exclaims &amp;quot;I've just turned 14-years cute!!!&amp;quot; and wishes to assist [[Rosechu]] in making porn for &amp;quot;[[women's rights]].&amp;quot; Rosechu says &amp;quot;I don't know child, what with the dumb laws.&amp;quot; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris later stated in [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]] that if given the power, he would change the age of consent in America to &amp;quot;Sweet 16&amp;quot;, making it &amp;quot;another good reason it would be a 'Sweet' age.&amp;quot; He is obviously unaware that age of consent is controlled by the state, and most states already have it set at 16 or 17. He also believes that kids can participate in &amp;quot;adult&amp;quot; activities, like perverse satires with adult themes and making a porno, as long as there's adult supervision. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
All of his attempts at a classified ad for himself always start with &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 18-2X boyfriend free girl…&amp;quot; At his age, being seen with a woman a decade younger than him would be considered socially unacceptable and downright creepy, based on the &amp;quot;half-your-age-plus-seven&amp;quot; tradition. Of course, Chris doesn't understand social mores regarding age differences, so to him, if she's legal and breathing, she's fit as a sexual partner. This leads one to ask how low he'd go. If the legal age were, for example, 14, would he instead be saying &amp;quot;I'm looking for an 14-28 year old [[boyfriend-free girl]]…&amp;quot;? &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris notoriously had sex with [[Kimmi]], an anime blow up doll that looks underage. He maintains that he stays straight by looking at a [[Sailor Moon Poster of Fail|Sailor Moon poster]], which features said 14-year-old character and her eight-year-old daughter from the future, and when he was editing his [[ED]] article in his favor, one of his accounts had underage porn featured prominently on the user page. Most of the underage porn from this user page, along with a few other pieces of pornographic art chosen by him (which, ironically enough, includes Pedobear... ''twice'') would reappear in the &amp;quot;elevator gag&amp;quot; in ''Sonichu'' #8. One might argue that because of his notoriously bad facial recognition, he might not realize how young they actually are. But as mentioned in [[The Tale of the Crazy Pacer]], he is quite good at age recognition (a talent common among autistics). This obviously brings up many questions. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
To be fair, there is evidence to suggest that even Chris has '''some''' degree of an age limit. In one of [[Chris-chan Discusses...|Guru Larry's Interviews]] with him, Chris reacted with shock when Larry mentioned how another internet lolcow, [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Spax3 Spax3], allegedly has a crush on Cream the Rabbit, a six-year-old character from the ''[[Sonic the Hedgehog]]'' series. It could be that he looks down on someone going after someone so young or it could just be shock that someone shares a [[Love Quest|common interest]] with him.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Another thing to note is that Chris's own character [[Rosechu]] is [[plagiarism|based]] off [[Amy Rose]], another character from the ''Sonic the Hedgehog'' series, and one who is only twelve years old in canon.&amp;lt;ref&amp;gt;http://sonic.wikia.com/wiki/Amy_Rose&amp;lt;/ref&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It's possible Chris only cares about getting his [[china]], and not so much how old it is. Then again, he doesn't ask for girls any older than him on his [[sign]], so clearly he [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|likes 'em young]], so to speak. But this also might be a throwback from his &amp;quot;old-fashioned&amp;quot; rearing, which demands that the woman must be younger.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Quote|It's okay where it [the legal age of consent] is, but yeah, if changable [sic], Sweet 16; another good reason it would be a &amp;quot;Sweet&amp;quot; age.|Chris, not even trying to be subtle, from [[Mailbag 3#Plush boobs and pedoforks|Mailbag 3]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Virginmary.jpg|thumb|No unsavory implications here.]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
While he's not an outright baby-fucker pedophile, Chris does seem to subscribe to the notion that &amp;quot;if there's grass on the field, play ball.&amp;quot; On a number of occasions, he's suggested that if he were given the opportunity, he'd be willing to date and have sex with young women who are below the legal age of consent.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*The first example from Sonichu is found when Sonichu and Rosechu have a graphic furry yiff-fest in one of the early comics. The decision to draw such a horrific creation is doubly creepy; on the one hand Sonichu and Rosechu were just recently hatched, meaning they were well under the age of consent at the time the sexual intercourse was depicted by Chris (he later justifies it by saying Sonichu and Rosechu were hatched over the age of 18). On the other, Chris is drawing a comic about ''Sonic the friggin' Hedgehog characters'', i.e, a comic probably aimed toward an audience of children. '''He drew graphic sex in a comic whose audience is primarily children.''' And it's not just an isolated incident - some form of graphic sex occurs in nearly every episode of ''Sonichu''. Not to mention that Rosechu is blatantly copied from [[Amy Rose]], who is canonically ''twelve years old''.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Exhibit B of Chris's pedofork tendencies comes in the form of a character in the Sonichu world known as [[Zapina]]. In an attempt to show that he ''wasn't'' a pedophile, Chris, hilariously, revealed that he thinks of child protective laws as &amp;quot;dumb&amp;quot;. What happens in the drawing is all of the [[Rosechu (species)|rosechus]] are &amp;quot;stripping for women's rights&amp;quot; and the &amp;quot;14 years cute&amp;quot; Zapina wants to strip too. Rosechu takes young Zapina aside and informs her that because of &amp;quot;those dumb laws&amp;quot;, she must not... not to worry, though, as Chris lets Zapina view all of the stripping action, and they use her ass as a spotlight for the whole terrifying ordeal (because Zapina is some sort of lightning bug or something). It's also interesting to note that Zapina, despite being 14, is still drawn with cleavage and is even wearing a tube top.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In [[Mailbag 54]], Chris discussed his fondness for ''Gunslinger Girl'' and ''Shuffle'', two anime series noted for their pedophilic appeal.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In the [[Sonichu 11|comic version]] of ''[[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas Story]]'', one of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|Sonichu's daughters]] says &amp;quot;I'm the Virgin Mary. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.&amp;quot; When this joke first appeared on ''Family Guy'' 10 years ago it was said by an adult woman. In the comic, Sonichu's daughters have just entered elementary school.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*In a series of [[Facebook messages#Christina Katherine Trevillian|messages on Facebook]], it was revealed that, even after learning his target was underage, Chris continued to pursue her.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris repeatedly insists that showing graphic sexual content to children is not only acceptable, it is normal, healthy and educational. To wit, it's okay to have sexually explicit content in a children's comic or let your kindergartners watch TV shows loaded with sex and adult humor. Chris also thinks small children would be interested in sex, enough to seek out adult content on their own, such as watching softcore porn on Cinemax late at night.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*On Flipnote Hatena Chris left a comment on an 8 year old girls flipnote stating her voice is &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; and also lamented that she did not live closer this may well have contributed to his ban from the website&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==See also==&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Chris and sex]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Pedo-glasses]]&lt;br /&gt;
*[[Gaybian]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==References==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;references/&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_8/Page_56 Rosechu and &amp;quot;...those dumb laws.&amp;quot;]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://archive.cogsdev.org/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_9/Page_3 The disturbing Zapina page]&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNANhlZiMJE Chris-Chan is a Pedophile (REMIX)]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{CWC-isms}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category:CWC-isms]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog&amp;diff=101813</id>
		<title>Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog</title>
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		<updated>2010-07-04T07:33:34Z</updated>

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&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*compare official Sonic image with Chris's shitty version&lt;br /&gt;
*appearances by Sonic in the comic&lt;br /&gt;
*his role in becoming Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
*his role in the CWC universe&lt;br /&gt;
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whoa, nod flenders effect. all i can see is wrong, miscolored sonichu. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 07:23, 3 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==the full summary of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Sonic_The_Hedgehog&amp;amp;diff=34262&amp;amp;oldid=34257 my edit]==&lt;br /&gt;
Just for anyone who's wondering.&lt;br /&gt;
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''I'm quite certain the &amp;quot;teachings&amp;quot; from Sonic were from AOSTH (the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon Chris watched); at the end of each episode a segment before the credits called &amp;quot;Sonic Says&amp;quot; (or &amp;quot;Sonic Sez&amp;quot; if you're a horrible speller like Tails) would appear, with Sonic teaching kids moral lessons somewhat related or not related at all to the episode the kids watched. It's possible, [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|as Chrissy entered a contest related to the &amp;quot;Sonic Says&amp;quot; segments and randomly won (which triggered all the shit that happening now to him).]]''&lt;br /&gt;
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so yeah --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 10:40, 18 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
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== SEGA redirects here ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Does it warrant it's own article? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:46, 26 October 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Added Nostalgia Critic link ==&lt;br /&gt;
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* I think it's a pretty good crash course in the shows for people who never gave a shit about Sonic as a kid and still don't today. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 21:10, 25 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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==More interested in furry aspects==&lt;br /&gt;
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It has always come off to me that, while he likes the old-school Sonic games, he more enjoyed the cartoons in the 90s and the later games because they're filled to the brim with furry crap.  That's just been my observation.  [[User:IMB706|IMB706]] 13:35, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
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== The Archie Comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris has mentioned the Archie Sonic comics a few times in mailbags and other places, and I've noticed there are elements in his stories and comic structure reminiscent of the Archie comics. Think there's enough info to warrant a section or even a page on the Archie Sonic comics? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:40, 1 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Agreed. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]&lt;br /&gt;
*I started it off, but I leave it to people with more time to flesh it out. i'll provide whatever information I can think of. Firstly I think Mary Lee Walsh's design may have been inspired by the Iron Queen.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:20, 2 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Here's another one: In StH #50 Julian (SatAM) Robotnik was killed by his own weapon, the Ultimate Annihilator. He was later replaced by another version of himself from an alternate timeline. This version would then go on to become the main antagonist for the book, Dr. Eggman. Could Chris have possibly used this &amp;quot;alternate doppelganger&amp;quot; plot device to fuel his &amp;quot;Two Marys&amp;quot; theory? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]&lt;br /&gt;
***I doubt the Iron Queen theory floats. Remember, the Iron Queen was just a one-shot villain that appeared after the original Robotnik was killed off in the comics (I think it was issue 60). She didn't get her chance to shine until just recently when writer Ian Flynn resurrected the character and made her an actual threat. I could, though, buy the two Marys deal. The character Naistirch, though, may be analog to Evil Sonic/Scourge the Hedgehog--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 2 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****Ah, yeah you're right. It's most likely just coincidence. IQ showed up in 1998, which was a few years before the MLW saga. Though its possible that Chris might have had a strange attachment to the character. Until he tells us otherwise, then it is very unlikely. I've been trying to mailbag him about the comic, but the sysop doesn't seem interested in those emails. Maybe we can send more emails to him?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 12:32, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sonic the Pickle ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.destructoid.com/sonic-the-polish-pickle-164889.phtml]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm sure we can use this to some extent?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* It would be funny, but seeing no one has replied yet... yeah. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 15:47, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sonic Contest ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.sonicthehedgehog4.com/contest/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you think Chris will enter?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hey ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone think that we should do a section on what the sonic fanbase thinks of Chris? [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 6:36 3 July 2010&lt;br /&gt;
* You mean like the one on the [[Autism]] page? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 15:47, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah, well the Sonic fanbase is already a laughing stock, there has to be a few butthurt sonic fanboys due to Chris's presence [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]]  5:32, 4 July 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog&amp;diff=101809</id>
		<title>Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog&amp;diff=101809"/>
		<updated>2010-07-04T07:29:53Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*compare official Sonic image with Chris's shitty version&lt;br /&gt;
*appearances by Sonic in the comic&lt;br /&gt;
*his role in becoming Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
*his role in the CWC universe&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
whoa, nod flenders effect. all i can see is wrong, miscolored sonichu. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 07:23, 3 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the full summary of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Sonic_The_Hedgehog&amp;amp;diff=34262&amp;amp;oldid=34257 my edit]==&lt;br /&gt;
Just for anyone who's wondering.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''I'm quite certain the &amp;quot;teachings&amp;quot; from Sonic were from AOSTH (the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon Chris watched); at the end of each episode a segment before the credits called &amp;quot;Sonic Says&amp;quot; (or &amp;quot;Sonic Sez&amp;quot; if you're a horrible speller like Tails) would appear, with Sonic teaching kids moral lessons somewhat related or not related at all to the episode the kids watched. It's possible, [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|as Chrissy entered a contest related to the &amp;quot;Sonic Says&amp;quot; segments and randomly won (which triggered all the shit that happening now to him).]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
so yeah --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 10:40, 18 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SEGA redirects here ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does it warrant it's own article? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:46, 26 October 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Added Nostalgia Critic link ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* I think it's a pretty good crash course in the shows for people who never gave a shit about Sonic as a kid and still don't today. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 21:10, 25 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==More interested in furry aspects==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It has always come off to me that, while he likes the old-school Sonic games, he more enjoyed the cartoons in the 90s and the later games because they're filled to the brim with furry crap.  That's just been my observation.  [[User:IMB706|IMB706]] 13:35, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Archie Comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has mentioned the Archie Sonic comics a few times in mailbags and other places, and I've noticed there are elements in his stories and comic structure reminiscent of the Archie comics. Think there's enough info to warrant a section or even a page on the Archie Sonic comics? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:40, 1 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Agreed. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]&lt;br /&gt;
*I started it off, but I leave it to people with more time to flesh it out. i'll provide whatever information I can think of. Firstly I think Mary Lee Walsh's design may have been inspired by the Iron Queen.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:20, 2 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Here's another one: In StH #50 Julian (SatAM) Robotnik was killed by his own weapon, the Ultimate Annihilator. He was later replaced by another version of himself from an alternate timeline. This version would then go on to become the main antagonist for the book, Dr. Eggman. Could Chris have possibly used this &amp;quot;alternate doppelganger&amp;quot; plot device to fuel his &amp;quot;Two Marys&amp;quot; theory? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]&lt;br /&gt;
***I doubt the Iron Queen theory floats. Remember, the Iron Queen was just a one-shot villain that appeared after the original Robotnik was killed off in the comics (I think it was issue 60). She didn't get her chance to shine until just recently when writer Ian Flynn resurrected the character and made her an actual threat. I could, though, buy the two Marys deal. The character Naistirch, though, may be analog to Evil Sonic/Scourge the Hedgehog--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 2 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****Ah, yeah you're right. It's most likely just coincidence. IQ showed up in 1998, which was a few years before the MLW saga. Though its possible that Chris might have had a strange attachment to the character. Until he tells us otherwise, then it is very unlikely. I've been trying to mailbag him about the comic, but the sysop doesn't seem interested in those emails. Maybe we can send more emails to him?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 12:32, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sonic the Pickle ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.destructoid.com/sonic-the-polish-pickle-164889.phtml]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm sure we can use this to some extent?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* It would be funny, but seeing no one has replied yet... yeah. --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 15:47, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sonic Contest ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.sonicthehedgehog4.com/contest/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you think Chris will enter?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hey ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone think that we should do a section on what the sonic fanbase thinks of Chris? [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 6:36 3 July 2010&lt;br /&gt;
* You mean like the one on the [[Autism]] page? --[[User:GandWuser|GandWuser]] 15:47, 3 July 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah, well the Sonic fanbase is already a laughing stock, there has to be a few butthurt sonic fanboys due to Chris's presence&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog&amp;diff=101510</id>
		<title>Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog&amp;diff=101510"/>
		<updated>2010-07-03T08:36:47Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*compare official Sonic image with Chris's shitty version&lt;br /&gt;
*appearances by Sonic in the comic&lt;br /&gt;
*his role in becoming Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
*his role in the CWC universe&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
whoa, nod flenders effect. all i can see is wrong, miscolored sonichu. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 07:23, 3 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the full summary of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Sonic_The_Hedgehog&amp;amp;diff=34262&amp;amp;oldid=34257 my edit]==&lt;br /&gt;
Just for anyone who's wondering.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''I'm quite certain the &amp;quot;teachings&amp;quot; from Sonic were from AOSTH (the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon Chris watched); at the end of each episode a segment before the credits called &amp;quot;Sonic Says&amp;quot; (or &amp;quot;Sonic Sez&amp;quot; if you're a horrible speller like Tails) would appear, with Sonic teaching kids moral lessons somewhat related or not related at all to the episode the kids watched. It's possible, [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|as Chrissy entered a contest related to the &amp;quot;Sonic Says&amp;quot; segments and randomly won (which triggered all the shit that happening now to him).]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
so yeah --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 10:40, 18 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SEGA redirects here ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does it warrant it's own article? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:46, 26 October 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Added Nostalgia Critic link ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* I think it's a pretty good crash course in the shows for people who never gave a shit about Sonic as a kid and still don't today. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 21:10, 25 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==More interested in furry aspects==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It has always come off to me that, while he likes the old-school Sonic games, he more enjoyed the cartoons in the 90s and the later games because they're filled to the brim with furry crap.  That's just been my observation.  [[User:IMB706|IMB706]] 13:35, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Archie Comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has mentioned the Archie Sonic comics a few times in mailbags and other places, and I've noticed there are elements in his stories and comic structure reminiscent of the Archie comics. Think there's enough info to warrant a section or even a page on the Archie Sonic comics? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:40, 1 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Agreed. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]&lt;br /&gt;
*I started it off, but I leave it to people with more time to flesh it out. i'll provide whatever information I can think of. Firstly I think Mary Lee Walsh's design may have been inspired by the Iron Queen.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:20, 2 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Here's another one: In StH #50 Julian (SatAM) Robotnik was killed by his own weapon, the Ultimate Annihilator. He was later replaced by another version of himself from an alternate timeline. This version would then go on to become the main antagonist for the book, Dr. Eggman. Could Chris have possibly used this &amp;quot;alternate doppelganger&amp;quot; plot device to fuel his &amp;quot;Two Marys&amp;quot; theory? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]&lt;br /&gt;
***I doubt the Iron Queen theory floats. Remember, the Iron Queen was just a one-shot villain that appeared after the original Robotnik was killed off in the comics (I think it was issue 60). She didn't get her chance to shine until just recently when writer Ian Flynn resurrected the character and made her an actual threat. I could, though, buy the two Marys deal. The character Naistirch, though, may be analog to Evil Sonic/Scourge the Hedgehog--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 2 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****Ah, yeah you're right. It's most likely just coincidence. IQ showed up in 1998, which was a few years before the MLW saga. Though its possible that Chris might have had a strange attachment to the character. Until he tells us otherwise, then it is very unlikely. I've been trying to mailbag him about the comic, but the sysop doesn't seem interested in those emails. Maybe we can send more emails to him?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 12:32, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sonic the Pickle ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.destructoid.com/sonic-the-polish-pickle-164889.phtml]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm sure we can use this to some extent?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sonic Contest ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.sonicthehedgehog4.com/contest/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you think Chris will enter?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Hey ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone think that we should do a section on what the sonic fanbase thinks of Chris? [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 6:36 3 July 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog&amp;diff=101509</id>
		<title>Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Sonic_the_Hedgehog&amp;diff=101509"/>
		<updated>2010-07-03T08:35:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*compare official Sonic image with Chris's shitty version&lt;br /&gt;
*appearances by Sonic in the comic&lt;br /&gt;
*his role in becoming Sonichu&lt;br /&gt;
*his role in the CWC universe&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
whoa, nod flenders effect. all i can see is wrong, miscolored sonichu. [[User:Jump|Jump]] 07:23, 3 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==the full summary of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php?title=Sonic_The_Hedgehog&amp;amp;diff=34262&amp;amp;oldid=34257 my edit]==&lt;br /&gt;
Just for anyone who's wondering.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''I'm quite certain the &amp;quot;teachings&amp;quot; from Sonic were from AOSTH (the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon Chris watched); at the end of each episode a segment before the credits called &amp;quot;Sonic Says&amp;quot; (or &amp;quot;Sonic Sez&amp;quot; if you're a horrible speller like Tails) would appear, with Sonic teaching kids moral lessons somewhat related or not related at all to the episode the kids watched. It's possible, [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch &amp;amp; Win Sweepstakes|as Chrissy entered a contest related to the &amp;quot;Sonic Says&amp;quot; segments and randomly won (which triggered all the shit that happening now to him).]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
so yeah --[[User:USAJAP1|USAJAP1]] 10:40, 18 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== SEGA redirects here ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does it warrant it's own article? [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 02:46, 26 October 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Added Nostalgia Critic link ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* I think it's a pretty good crash course in the shows for people who never gave a shit about Sonic as a kid and still don't today. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 21:10, 25 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==More interested in furry aspects==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It has always come off to me that, while he likes the old-school Sonic games, he more enjoyed the cartoons in the 90s and the later games because they're filled to the brim with furry crap.  That's just been my observation.  [[User:IMB706|IMB706]] 13:35, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== The Archie Comics ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris has mentioned the Archie Sonic comics a few times in mailbags and other places, and I've noticed there are elements in his stories and comic structure reminiscent of the Archie comics. Think there's enough info to warrant a section or even a page on the Archie Sonic comics? [[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 23:40, 1 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Agreed. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]&lt;br /&gt;
*I started it off, but I leave it to people with more time to flesh it out. i'll provide whatever information I can think of. Firstly I think Mary Lee Walsh's design may have been inspired by the Iron Queen.[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:20, 2 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Here's another one: In StH #50 Julian (SatAM) Robotnik was killed by his own weapon, the Ultimate Annihilator. He was later replaced by another version of himself from an alternate timeline. This version would then go on to become the main antagonist for the book, Dr. Eggman. Could Chris have possibly used this &amp;quot;alternate doppelganger&amp;quot; plot device to fuel his &amp;quot;Two Marys&amp;quot; theory? --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]&lt;br /&gt;
***I doubt the Iron Queen theory floats. Remember, the Iron Queen was just a one-shot villain that appeared after the original Robotnik was killed off in the comics (I think it was issue 60). She didn't get her chance to shine until just recently when writer Ian Flynn resurrected the character and made her an actual threat. I could, though, buy the two Marys deal. The character Naistirch, though, may be analog to Evil Sonic/Scourge the Hedgehog--[[User:Blazer|Blazer]] 20:24, 2 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
****Ah, yeah you're right. It's most likely just coincidence. IQ showed up in 1998, which was a few years before the MLW saga. Though its possible that Chris might have had a strange attachment to the character. Until he tells us otherwise, then it is very unlikely. I've been trying to mailbag him about the comic, but the sysop doesn't seem interested in those emails. Maybe we can send more emails to him?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 12:32, 3 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sonic the Pickle ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[http://www.destructoid.com/sonic-the-polish-pickle-164889.phtml]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'm sure we can use this to some extent?[[User:Double Nega|Double Nega]] 02:31, 26 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Sonic Contest ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.sonicthehedgehog4.com/contest/&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you think Chris will enter?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone think that we should do a section on what the sonic fanbase thinks of Chris? [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 6:36 3 July 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Adult_Swim_posts&amp;diff=101168</id>
		<title>Talk:Adult Swim posts</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Adult_Swim_posts&amp;diff=101168"/>
		<updated>2010-07-02T14:19:33Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Should something maybe ought to be done about those Tripod links? I'm pretty sure the original images are long gone (trying to go to them from a Tripod page draws a 404 error). [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 02:20, 6 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, hopefully someone saved those images. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 6 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
**probably long gone forever, not in any backups that i have [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:45, 6 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Someone needs to wikify this biznitch up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:40, 1 December 2009 (CET)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101167</id>
		<title>Talk:Cole Smithey</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101167"/>
		<updated>2010-07-02T14:00:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*Emails between him and Chris&lt;br /&gt;
*Photo&lt;br /&gt;
*Link to his movie review website&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== retardaton must run in chris' maternal family ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cat_in_the_hat/ gave] the Cat in the Hat a good rating. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 20:08, 5 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Here's a proper link to what you're talking about: [http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2009/01/dr-seusss-the-cat-in-the-hat.html Cole's review].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Find the only positive review [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/marmaduke/ here] for Marmaduke. p.s. Bob rocks. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 12:43, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Legal Guardian? ==&lt;br /&gt;
i assume that he'll be watching chris after bob and barb die and the IRS takes the house, because Chris is too retarded/lazy to pay taxes---[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:00, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== shared traits ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I recall reading somewhere that Chris was going prematurely bald. Idk if this is a trol comment or what, but look at Cole on Chris's 18th birthday. He himself is going bald, and Chris is the same age as he was during Chris 's birthday. So...I guess they have a little in common.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 03:30, 31 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole was 37, not 27. get your facts straight. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:11, 9 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wikipedia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How do we know this is actually Cole? Chris is popular, as is Cole, anyone could be impersonating him, just as there are people who pretend to be Bob, Snorlax, Alec, Clyde, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 22 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Because people edit their own articles all the time. It's highly unlikely that an impersonator would be spamming links to Cole's reviews, and ''very'' likely that the genuine article is. Also, the article was edited by 68.174.85.191, an IP from Herndon, Virginia which also matches the User:Cole Smithey account. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:13, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Except, as pointed out in this article and on his personal website, Cole Smithey lives in Manhattan, not Herndon, Virginia. [[User:Yawning Squirtle|Yawning Squirtle]] 02:42, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Ah, oops. Still, I think that edits like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344566166 this] seem a little too intentional to be a fake. Dude's clearly spamming his own works to boost his ego. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:21, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==dude!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
so i was looking up toy story criticism (i'm bored) and i found thissssss---&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Meet-The-Only-Two-People-Who-Hate-Toy-Story-3-19118.html&lt;br /&gt;
i came back here to check and the pics match up, lol.  --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 18:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
edit--i'm retarded....but yeah&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101146</id>
		<title>Talk:Cole Smithey</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101146"/>
		<updated>2010-07-02T07:35:00Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*Emails between him and Chris&lt;br /&gt;
*Photo&lt;br /&gt;
*Link to his movie review website&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== retardaton must run in chris' maternal family ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cat_in_the_hat/ gave] the Cat in the Hat a good rating. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 20:08, 5 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Here's a proper link to what you're talking about: [http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2009/01/dr-seusss-the-cat-in-the-hat.html Cole's review].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Find the only positive review [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/marmaduke/ here] for Marmaduke. p.s. Bob rocks. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 12:43, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Legal Guardian? ==&lt;br /&gt;
i assume that he'll be watching chris after bob and barb die and the IRS takes the house, because Chris is too retarded/lazy to pay taxes---[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:00, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== shared traits ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I recall reading somewhere that Chris was going prematurely bald. Idk if this is a trol comment or what, but look at Cole on Chris's 18th birthday. He himself is going bald, and Chris is the same age as he was during Chris 's birthday. So...I guess they have a little in common.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 03:30, 31 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole was 37, not 27. get your facts straight. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:11, 9 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wikipedia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How do we know this is actually Cole? Chris is popular, as is Cole, anyone could be impersonating him, just as there are people who pretend to be Bob, Snorlax, Alec, Clyde, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 22 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Because people edit their own articles all the time. It's highly unlikely that an impersonator would be spamming links to Cole's reviews, and ''very'' likely that the genuine article is. Also, the article was edited by 68.174.85.191, an IP from Herndon, Virginia which also matches the User:Cole Smithey account. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:13, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Except, as pointed out in this article and on his personal website, Cole Smithey lives in Manhattan, not Herndon, Virginia. [[User:Yawning Squirtle|Yawning Squirtle]] 02:42, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Ah, oops. Still, I think that edits like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344566166 this] seem a little too intentional to be a fake. Dude's clearly spamming his own works to boost his ego. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:21, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==dude!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
so i was looking up toy story criticism (i'm bored) and i found thissssss---&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Meet-The-Only-Two-People-Who-Hate-Toy-Story-3-19118.html&lt;br /&gt;
i came back here to check and the pics match up, lol.  --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 18:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
edit--i'm retarded....but yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Something I need to ask ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone know to what extent Cole is aware of Chris's online antics if he knew that Snorlax was letting Chris make a fool out of himself countless times I think there would be an epic shitstorm considering the tension between the two [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 5:33 2 July 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101145</id>
		<title>Talk:Cole Smithey</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101145"/>
		<updated>2010-07-02T07:34:31Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*Emails between him and Chris&lt;br /&gt;
*Photo&lt;br /&gt;
*Link to his movie review website&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== retardaton must run in chris' maternal family ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cat_in_the_hat/ gave] the Cat in the Hat a good rating. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 20:08, 5 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Here's a proper link to what you're talking about: [http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2009/01/dr-seusss-the-cat-in-the-hat.html Cole's review].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Find the only positive review [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/marmaduke/ here] for Marmaduke. p.s. Bob rocks. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 12:43, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Legal Guardian? ==&lt;br /&gt;
i assume that he'll be watching chris after bob and barb die and the IRS takes the house, because Chris is too retarded/lazy to pay taxes---[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:00, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== shared traits ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I recall reading somewhere that Chris was going prematurely bald. Idk if this is a trol comment or what, but look at Cole on Chris's 18th birthday. He himself is going bald, and Chris is the same age as he was during Chris 's birthday. So...I guess they have a little in common.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 03:30, 31 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole was 37, not 27. get your facts straight. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:11, 9 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wikipedia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How do we know this is actually Cole? Chris is popular, as is Cole, anyone could be impersonating him, just as there are people who pretend to be Bob, Snorlax, Alec, Clyde, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 22 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Because people edit their own articles all the time. It's highly unlikely that an impersonator would be spamming links to Cole's reviews, and ''very'' likely that the genuine article is. Also, the article was edited by 68.174.85.191, an IP from Herndon, Virginia which also matches the User:Cole Smithey account. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:13, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Except, as pointed out in this article and on his personal website, Cole Smithey lives in Manhattan, not Herndon, Virginia. [[User:Yawning Squirtle|Yawning Squirtle]] 02:42, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Ah, oops. Still, I think that edits like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344566166 this] seem a little too intentional to be a fake. Dude's clearly spamming his own works to boost his ego. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:21, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==dude!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
so i was looking up toy story criticism (i'm bored) and i found thissssss---&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Meet-The-Only-Two-People-Who-Hate-Toy-Story-3-19118.html&lt;br /&gt;
i came back here to check and the pics match up, lol.  --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 18:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
edit--i'm retarded....but yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Something I need to ask ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone know to what extent Cole is aware of Chris's online antics if he knew that Snorlax was letting Chris make a fool out of himself countless times I think there would be an epic shitstorm considering the already simmering animosity between the two&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Something I need to ask ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone know to what extent Cole is aware of Chris's online antics if he knew that Snorlax was letting Chris make a fool out of himself countless times I think there would be an epic shitstorm considering the tension between the two [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 5:33 2 July 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101144</id>
		<title>Talk:Cole Smithey</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101144"/>
		<updated>2010-07-02T07:32:50Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: /* Something I need to ask */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*Emails between him and Chris&lt;br /&gt;
*Photo&lt;br /&gt;
*Link to his movie review website&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== retardaton must run in chris' maternal family ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cat_in_the_hat/ gave] the Cat in the Hat a good rating. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 20:08, 5 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Here's a proper link to what you're talking about: [http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2009/01/dr-seusss-the-cat-in-the-hat.html Cole's review].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Find the only positive review [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/marmaduke/ here] for Marmaduke. p.s. Bob rocks. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 12:43, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Legal Guardian? ==&lt;br /&gt;
i assume that he'll be watching chris after bob and barb die and the IRS takes the house, because Chris is too retarded/lazy to pay taxes---[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:00, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== shared traits ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I recall reading somewhere that Chris was going prematurely bald. Idk if this is a trol comment or what, but look at Cole on Chris's 18th birthday. He himself is going bald, and Chris is the same age as he was during Chris 's birthday. So...I guess they have a little in common.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 03:30, 31 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole was 37, not 27. get your facts straight. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:11, 9 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wikipedia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How do we know this is actually Cole? Chris is popular, as is Cole, anyone could be impersonating him, just as there are people who pretend to be Bob, Snorlax, Alec, Clyde, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 22 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Because people edit their own articles all the time. It's highly unlikely that an impersonator would be spamming links to Cole's reviews, and ''very'' likely that the genuine article is. Also, the article was edited by 68.174.85.191, an IP from Herndon, Virginia which also matches the User:Cole Smithey account. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:13, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Except, as pointed out in this article and on his personal website, Cole Smithey lives in Manhattan, not Herndon, Virginia. [[User:Yawning Squirtle|Yawning Squirtle]] 02:42, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Ah, oops. Still, I think that edits like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344566166 this] seem a little too intentional to be a fake. Dude's clearly spamming his own works to boost his ego. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:21, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==dude!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
so i was looking up toy story criticism (i'm bored) and i found thissssss---&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Meet-The-Only-Two-People-Who-Hate-Toy-Story-3-19118.html&lt;br /&gt;
i came back here to check and the pics match up, lol.  --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 18:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
edit--i'm retarded....but yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Something I need to ask ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone know to what extent Cole is aware of Chris's online antics if he knew that Snorlax was letting Chris make a fool out of himself countless times I think there would be an epic shitstorm considering the already simmering animosity between the two&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Something I need to ask ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone know to what extent Cole is aware of Chris's online antics if he knew that Snorlax was letting Chris make a fool out of himself countless times I think there would be an epic shitstorm considering the already simmering animosity between the two&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101143</id>
		<title>Talk:Cole Smithey</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Cole_Smithey&amp;diff=101143"/>
		<updated>2010-07-02T07:32:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: /* Something I need to ask */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;==To do==&lt;br /&gt;
*Emails between him and Chris&lt;br /&gt;
*Photo&lt;br /&gt;
*Link to his movie review website&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== retardaton must run in chris' maternal family ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cat_in_the_hat/ gave] the Cat in the Hat a good rating. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 20:08, 5 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Here's a proper link to what you're talking about: [http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2009/01/dr-seusss-the-cat-in-the-hat.html Cole's review].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Find the only positive review [http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/marmaduke/ here] for Marmaduke. p.s. Bob rocks. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 12:43, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Legal Guardian? ==&lt;br /&gt;
i assume that he'll be watching chris after bob and barb die and the IRS takes the house, because Chris is too retarded/lazy to pay taxes---[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 03:00, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== shared traits ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I recall reading somewhere that Chris was going prematurely bald. Idk if this is a trol comment or what, but look at Cole on Chris's 18th birthday. He himself is going bald, and Chris is the same age as he was during Chris 's birthday. So...I guess they have a little in common.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 03:30, 31 July 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Cole was 37, not 27. get your facts straight. --[[User:Dan Dash|Dan Dash]] 02:11, 9 March 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Wikipedia ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
How do we know this is actually Cole? Chris is popular, as is Cole, anyone could be impersonating him, just as there are people who pretend to be Bob, Snorlax, Alec, Clyde, etc. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 22 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Because people edit their own articles all the time. It's highly unlikely that an impersonator would be spamming links to Cole's reviews, and ''very'' likely that the genuine article is. Also, the article was edited by 68.174.85.191, an IP from Herndon, Virginia which also matches the User:Cole Smithey account. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 01:13, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
**Except, as pointed out in this article and on his personal website, Cole Smithey lives in Manhattan, not Herndon, Virginia. [[User:Yawning Squirtle|Yawning Squirtle]] 02:42, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
***Ah, oops. Still, I think that edits like [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Z_%28film%29&amp;amp;diff=prev&amp;amp;oldid=344566166 this] seem a little too intentional to be a fake. Dude's clearly spamming his own works to boost his ego. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 04:21, 24 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==dude!!!==&lt;br /&gt;
so i was looking up toy story criticism (i'm bored) and i found thissssss---&lt;br /&gt;
http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Meet-The-Only-Two-People-Who-Hate-Toy-Story-3-19118.html&lt;br /&gt;
i came back here to check and the pics match up, lol.  --[[User:Hellion|masta beta alum]] 18:22, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
edit--i'm retarded....but yeah&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Something I need to ask ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone know to what extent Cole is aware of Chris's online antics if he knew that Snorlax was letting Chris make a fool out of himself countless times I think there would be an epic shitstorm considering the already simmering animosity between the two&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Animal_Crossing_Documentary&amp;diff=100812</id>
		<title>Talk:Animal Crossing Documentary</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Animal_Crossing_Documentary&amp;diff=100812"/>
		<updated>2010-07-01T02:36:44Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;The scan of the Nintendo Power article on CWC's Animal Crossing towns is too small to read the words at its full size, and I think that the scan of the page should be replaced by a larger, higher-quality scan with a clearer view of the article and its screencaps. Anyone have a larger scan, or agree with me? --[[User:Spandam-sama|Spandam-sama]] 00:48, 11 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*No idea if there exists a higher quality scan. If you can get one, great, but otherwise we have to make do with what we have. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:21, 11 September 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Transcription ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I started to transcribe the documentary.  If anyone has any suggestions about formatting let me know.  [[User:Cows|Cows]] 08:16, 22 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:* Someone has done an enormous amount of transcription for this video already. I can't find that partial transcript for the life of me, but I'm pretty sure it's stored on a user sub-page somewhere. It would take time to find that, but it'd take even more time to re-transcribe a boring, hour-long video. The choice is yours! [[User:Llort|Llort]] 18:55, 22 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
::* [[User:Robotnik/Crossumentary| Found it]].  I am going to steal some of it when I get a chance.  Thanks for telling me about it.  [[User:Cows|Cows]] 08:14, 23 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:::* Steal what now? Damn I was ambitious... I should get back to that transcript! I got some free time this week, I think I'll try to make another dent in it. Is anyone ever going to refer to it once it's finished? --[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 12:20, 26 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
::::* I was going to put what you have of the transcript into the article and then maybe do a little work on it myself, but then I realized that if I did that it would be put into 10 minute segments as opposed to the sections in the outline. So should we break your transcript into the outlined segments, or remove the outline and just directly stick your transcript in? --[[User:That Man|That Man]] 23:33, 28 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::*I really don't mind if you make any changes, I just segmented it off in that way for my own use. I liked the 10 minute blocks because it told me when I was spending too much time on it and should probably stop.--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 06:06, 26 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Adult_Swim_posts&amp;diff=100163</id>
		<title>Talk:Adult Swim posts</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Adult_Swim_posts&amp;diff=100163"/>
		<updated>2010-06-29T02:29:25Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Should something maybe ought to be done about those Tripod links? I'm pretty sure the original images are long gone (trying to go to them from a Tripod page draws a 404 error). [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 02:20, 6 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, hopefully someone saved those images. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 6 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
**probably long gone forever, not in any backups that i have [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:45, 6 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Someone needs to wikify this biznitch up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:40, 1 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Something interesting I noticed ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a later episode of Robot Chicken there is a scene were a basement dwelling nerd complains about Robot Chicken's depiction of the gobots, it is eerily similair to Chris's critiscisms about the transformers scene of the first episode. I think it is likely they based it off idiots like chris how don't understand that Robot Chicken is a satirical show. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 12:27 29 June 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Adult_Swim_posts&amp;diff=100159</id>
		<title>Talk:Adult Swim posts</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Adult_Swim_posts&amp;diff=100159"/>
		<updated>2010-06-29T02:26:20Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: /* Something interesting I noticed */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Should something maybe ought to be done about those Tripod links? I'm pretty sure the original images are long gone (trying to go to them from a Tripod page draws a 404 error). [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 02:20, 6 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Yeah, hopefully someone saved those images. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:50, 6 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
**probably long gone forever, not in any backups that i have [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 19:45, 6 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Someone needs to wikify this biznitch up. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:40, 1 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Something interesting I noticed ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In a later episode of Robot Chicken there is a scene were a basement dwelling nerd complains about Robot Chicken's depiction of the gobots, that is eerily similair to Chris's critiscism about the transformers scene of the first episode. I think it is likely they based it off idiots like chris how don't understand that Robot Chicken is a satirical show.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99907</id>
		<title>Talk:Asperger syndrome</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99907"/>
		<updated>2010-06-28T02:45:18Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;the title of the page is &amp;quot;Asperger syndrome&amp;quot; but it's consistently referred to as &amp;quot;Asperger's syndrome&amp;quot; throughout the article. should this be edited for consistency or does it even matter -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 00:42, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==A Doubt==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do we really needs that page? Chris is surely raging against autism but until he gave us more on the subject than his &amp;quot;Foaming at the Mouth&amp;quot; tirade, I don't see the utility.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:I think there's enough out there to make a halfway decent article on this.  I also think that there's no way  this article could currently be considered &amp;quot;halfway decent&amp;quot;.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:50, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes. There's Chris's tirade but we need to keep track of his history of hating people with Asperger's (like find the earliest mention of Chris saying the two aren't the same), in addition to the drama on the Mailbag about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==I know===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I only added the basics, so other people could add to it -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Study==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I added a study that shows how Chris is wrong. Rarely you get to see Chris' fail scientifically substantiated on this wiki. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:* And cleared up the text, added a quote. The usual. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 19:09, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Outline/To do==&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, since people aren't sure how to elaborate this article, here's a suggested outline:&lt;br /&gt;
*brief explaination of what Asperger's is and how it's related on the autism spectrum&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's thoughts on Asperger's - from &amp;quot;Asperger's isn't even autism/it's a memory disorder&amp;quot; ---&amp;gt; &amp;quot;THEY'RE STEALING THE LIME LIGHT FORM THE TRUE AUTISTICS.&amp;quot; Incorporate the CWCipedia article on Aspergers. &lt;br /&gt;
*drama on the mailbag with Asperger e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is just to start out with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 9 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Hey... Is there any way I could help? I actually have AS, and can look over on accuracy, and can point out opinions and how it differs among people. I'm aware that it's not the same with everyone who has it... I'm also attempting to get more info on Chris' insight. You'll have to tell me what you want... I'm not too good at deciding for myself, since I can have a meltdown trying to decide what's needed, what's wanted and what I've been told. But once it's all clarified, I usually get it all done pretty swiftly. Just bare with me... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 03:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Should this and the Autism article be updated to reflect that Aspergers is being eliminated as a diagnosis and included as simply a part of the Autism spectrum in the new DSM? And has anyone rubbed that in Chris' face yet? --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 02:19, 16 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Just a little question...==&lt;br /&gt;
Has anybody ever pointed out to Chris that Autism generally means a below-average IQ, while AS often means an above-average IQ? I know that this has been touched upon in this article, but has anyone told him about it? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 13:24, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Concerning the true crime comment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Its a bit of a stretch to say that was Chris, well is there any evidence of it being him?, Chris really doesn't read things like that. I think it was likely a Troll post. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]]9:47, 27 June 2010&lt;br /&gt;
:What &amp;quot;true crime comment&amp;quot;? Looking through the article, I don't see it. The word 'true' comes up twice and 'crime' not at all. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:51, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Um no, in the external link at the bottom of the page shows a comment supposedly posted by chris on a website called TRUE CRIME REPORT I am really doubtful that Chris posted that it was most likely left by a troll [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]]12:44, 27 June 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99905</id>
		<title>Talk:Asperger syndrome</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99905"/>
		<updated>2010-06-28T02:41:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: /* Concerning the true crime comment */&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;the title of the page is &amp;quot;Asperger syndrome&amp;quot; but it's consistently referred to as &amp;quot;Asperger's syndrome&amp;quot; throughout the article. should this be edited for consistency or does it even matter -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 00:42, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==A Doubt==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do we really needs that page? Chris is surely raging against autism but until he gave us more on the subject than his &amp;quot;Foaming at the Mouth&amp;quot; tirade, I don't see the utility.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:I think there's enough out there to make a halfway decent article on this.  I also think that there's no way  this article could currently be considered &amp;quot;halfway decent&amp;quot;.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:50, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes. There's Chris's tirade but we need to keep track of his history of hating people with Asperger's (like find the earliest mention of Chris saying the two aren't the same), in addition to the drama on the Mailbag about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==I know===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I only added the basics, so other people could add to it -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Study==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I added a study that shows how Chris is wrong. Rarely you get to see Chris' fail scientifically substantiated on this wiki. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:* And cleared up the text, added a quote. The usual. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 19:09, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Outline/To do==&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, since people aren't sure how to elaborate this article, here's a suggested outline:&lt;br /&gt;
*brief explaination of what Asperger's is and how it's related on the autism spectrum&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's thoughts on Asperger's - from &amp;quot;Asperger's isn't even autism/it's a memory disorder&amp;quot; ---&amp;gt; &amp;quot;THEY'RE STEALING THE LIME LIGHT FORM THE TRUE AUTISTICS.&amp;quot; Incorporate the CWCipedia article on Aspergers. &lt;br /&gt;
*drama on the mailbag with Asperger e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is just to start out with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 9 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Hey... Is there any way I could help? I actually have AS, and can look over on accuracy, and can point out opinions and how it differs among people. I'm aware that it's not the same with everyone who has it... I'm also attempting to get more info on Chris' insight. You'll have to tell me what you want... I'm not too good at deciding for myself, since I can have a meltdown trying to decide what's needed, what's wanted and what I've been told. But once it's all clarified, I usually get it all done pretty swiftly. Just bare with me... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 03:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Should this and the Autism article be updated to reflect that Aspergers is being eliminated as a diagnosis and included as simply a part of the Autism spectrum in the new DSM? And has anyone rubbed that in Chris' face yet? --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 02:19, 16 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Just a little question...==&lt;br /&gt;
Has anybody ever pointed out to Chris that Autism generally means a below-average IQ, while AS often means an above-average IQ? I know that this has been touched upon in this article, but has anyone told him about it? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 13:24, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Concerning the true crime comment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Its a bit of a stretch to say that was Chris, well is there any evidence of it being him?, Chris really doesn't read things like that. I think it was likely a Troll post. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]]9:47, 27 June 2010&lt;br /&gt;
:What &amp;quot;true crime comment&amp;quot;? Looking through the article, I don't see it. The word 'true' comes up twice and 'crime' not at all. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 23:51, 27 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Um no, in the external link at the bottom of the page shows a comment supposedly posted by chris on a website called TRUE CRIME REPORT I am really doubtful that Chris posted that it was most likely left by a troll&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99855</id>
		<title>Talk:Asperger syndrome</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99855"/>
		<updated>2010-06-27T23:48:30Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;the title of the page is &amp;quot;Asperger syndrome&amp;quot; but it's consistently referred to as &amp;quot;Asperger's syndrome&amp;quot; throughout the article. should this be edited for consistency or does it even matter -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 00:42, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==A Doubt==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do we really needs that page? Chris is surely raging against autism but until he gave us more on the subject than his &amp;quot;Foaming at the Mouth&amp;quot; tirade, I don't see the utility.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:I think there's enough out there to make a halfway decent article on this.  I also think that there's no way  this article could currently be considered &amp;quot;halfway decent&amp;quot;.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:50, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes. There's Chris's tirade but we need to keep track of his history of hating people with Asperger's (like find the earliest mention of Chris saying the two aren't the same), in addition to the drama on the Mailbag about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==I know===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I only added the basics, so other people could add to it -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Study==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I added a study that shows how Chris is wrong. Rarely you get to see Chris' fail scientifically substantiated on this wiki. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:* And cleared up the text, added a quote. The usual. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 19:09, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Outline/To do==&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, since people aren't sure how to elaborate this article, here's a suggested outline:&lt;br /&gt;
*brief explaination of what Asperger's is and how it's related on the autism spectrum&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's thoughts on Asperger's - from &amp;quot;Asperger's isn't even autism/it's a memory disorder&amp;quot; ---&amp;gt; &amp;quot;THEY'RE STEALING THE LIME LIGHT FORM THE TRUE AUTISTICS.&amp;quot; Incorporate the CWCipedia article on Aspergers. &lt;br /&gt;
*drama on the mailbag with Asperger e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is just to start out with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 9 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Hey... Is there any way I could help? I actually have AS, and can look over on accuracy, and can point out opinions and how it differs among people. I'm aware that it's not the same with everyone who has it... I'm also attempting to get more info on Chris' insight. You'll have to tell me what you want... I'm not too good at deciding for myself, since I can have a meltdown trying to decide what's needed, what's wanted and what I've been told. But once it's all clarified, I usually get it all done pretty swiftly. Just bare with me... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 03:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Should this and the Autism article be updated to reflect that Aspergers is being eliminated as a diagnosis and included as simply a part of the Autism spectrum in the new DSM? And has anyone rubbed that in Chris' face yet? --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 02:19, 16 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Just a little question...==&lt;br /&gt;
Has anybody ever pointed out to Chris that Autism generally means a below-average IQ, while AS often means an above-average IQ? I know that this has been touched upon in this article, but has anyone told him about it? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 13:24, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Concerning the true crime comment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Its a bit of a stretch to say that was Chris, well is there any evidence of it being him?, Chris really doesn't read things like that. I think it was likely a Troll post. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]]9:47, 27 June 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99853</id>
		<title>Talk:Asperger syndrome</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99853"/>
		<updated>2010-06-27T23:47:32Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;the title of the page is &amp;quot;Asperger syndrome&amp;quot; but it's consistently referred to as &amp;quot;Asperger's syndrome&amp;quot; throughout the article. should this be edited for consistency or does it even matter -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 00:42, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==A Doubt==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do we really needs that page? Chris is surely raging against autism but until he gave us more on the subject than his &amp;quot;Foaming at the Mouth&amp;quot; tirade, I don't see the utility.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:I think there's enough out there to make a halfway decent article on this.  I also think that there's no way  this article could currently be considered &amp;quot;halfway decent&amp;quot;.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:50, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes. There's Chris's tirade but we need to keep track of his history of hating people with Asperger's (like find the earliest mention of Chris saying the two aren't the same), in addition to the drama on the Mailbag about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==I know===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I only added the basics, so other people could add to it -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Study==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I added a study that shows how Chris is wrong. Rarely you get to see Chris' fail scientifically substantiated on this wiki. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:* And cleared up the text, added a quote. The usual. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 19:09, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Outline/To do==&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, since people aren't sure how to elaborate this article, here's a suggested outline:&lt;br /&gt;
*brief explaination of what Asperger's is and how it's related on the autism spectrum&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's thoughts on Asperger's - from &amp;quot;Asperger's isn't even autism/it's a memory disorder&amp;quot; ---&amp;gt; &amp;quot;THEY'RE STEALING THE LIME LIGHT FORM THE TRUE AUTISTICS.&amp;quot; Incorporate the CWCipedia article on Aspergers. &lt;br /&gt;
*drama on the mailbag with Asperger e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is just to start out with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 9 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Hey... Is there any way I could help? I actually have AS, and can look over on accuracy, and can point out opinions and how it differs among people. I'm aware that it's not the same with everyone who has it... I'm also attempting to get more info on Chris' insight. You'll have to tell me what you want... I'm not too good at deciding for myself, since I can have a meltdown trying to decide what's needed, what's wanted and what I've been told. But once it's all clarified, I usually get it all done pretty swiftly. Just bare with me... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 03:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Should this and the Autism article be updated to reflect that Aspergers is being eliminated as a diagnosis and included as simply a part of the Autism spectrum in the new DSM? And has anyone rubbed that in Chris' face yet? --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 02:19, 16 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Just a little question...==&lt;br /&gt;
Has anybody ever pointed out to Chris that Autism generally means a below-average IQ, while AS often means an above-average IQ? I know that this has been touched upon in this article, but has anyone told him about it? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 13:24, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
== Concerning the true crime comment ==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Its a bit of a stretch to say that was Chris, well is there any evidence of it being him?, Chris really doesn't read thing like that. I think it was likely a Troll post. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99851</id>
		<title>Talk:Asperger syndrome</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:Asperger_syndrome&amp;diff=99851"/>
		<updated>2010-06-27T23:46:27Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: /* Concerning the true crime comment */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;the title of the page is &amp;quot;Asperger syndrome&amp;quot; but it's consistently referred to as &amp;quot;Asperger's syndrome&amp;quot; throughout the article. should this be edited for consistency or does it even matter -[[User:Phlegethon|Phlegethon]] 00:42, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==A Doubt==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do we really needs that page? Chris is surely raging against autism but until he gave us more on the subject than his &amp;quot;Foaming at the Mouth&amp;quot; tirade, I don't see the utility.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
:I think there's enough out there to make a halfway decent article on this.  I also think that there's no way  this article could currently be considered &amp;quot;halfway decent&amp;quot;.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:50, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Yes. There's Chris's tirade but we need to keep track of his history of hating people with Asperger's (like find the earliest mention of Chris saying the two aren't the same), in addition to the drama on the Mailbag about it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:52, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==I know===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I only added the basics, so other people could add to it -[[User:CJB8895|Cody]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Study==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*I added a study that shows how Chris is wrong. Rarely you get to see Chris' fail scientifically substantiated on this wiki. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 12:18, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
:* And cleared up the text, added a quote. The usual. --[[User:Hayate666|Hayate666]] 19:09, 8 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Outline/To do==&lt;br /&gt;
Okay, since people aren't sure how to elaborate this article, here's a suggested outline:&lt;br /&gt;
*brief explaination of what Asperger's is and how it's related on the autism spectrum&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris's thoughts on Asperger's - from &amp;quot;Asperger's isn't even autism/it's a memory disorder&amp;quot; ---&amp;gt; &amp;quot;THEY'RE STEALING THE LIME LIGHT FORM THE TRUE AUTISTICS.&amp;quot; Incorporate the CWCipedia article on Aspergers. &lt;br /&gt;
*drama on the mailbag with Asperger e-mails.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
This is just to start out with. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 9 December 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
* Hey... Is there any way I could help? I actually have AS, and can look over on accuracy, and can point out opinions and how it differs among people. I'm aware that it's not the same with everyone who has it... I'm also attempting to get more info on Chris' insight. You'll have to tell me what you want... I'm not too good at deciding for myself, since I can have a meltdown trying to decide what's needed, what's wanted and what I've been told. But once it's all clarified, I usually get it all done pretty swiftly. Just bare with me... [[User:AsperGirl|AsperGirl]] 03:56, 24 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Should this and the Autism article be updated to reflect that Aspergers is being eliminated as a diagnosis and included as simply a part of the Autism spectrum in the new DSM? And has anyone rubbed that in Chris' face yet? --[[User:DirtyCrappedBriefs|DirtyCrappedBriefs]] 02:19, 16 February 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Just a little question...==&lt;br /&gt;
Has anybody ever pointed out to Chris that Autism generally means a below-average IQ, while AS often means an above-average IQ? I know that this has been touched upon in this article, but has anyone told him about it? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 13:24, 19 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Concerning the true crime comment ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Its a bit of a stretch to say that was Chris, well is there any evidence of it being him?, Chris really doesn't read thing like that. I think it was likely a Troll post. [[GOTDANG:GOTDANG]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<title>User talk:Alcoholic Legend</title>
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*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hello ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry for bothering.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a  troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot; can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces &amp;amp; the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so&lt;br /&gt;
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in &amp;quot;A very Sonichu adventure&amp;quot;. in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, &amp;quot;This one is kinda cute&amp;quot;, it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, also, if you've ever played the first &amp;quot;Gears of War&amp;quot;, you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Oh great i was worried i made them &amp;quot;too cute&amp;quot; that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The one labeled &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hooray! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Just sayin'. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : )  Also, don't forget, it's Sonees &amp;amp; Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate.  I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.&lt;br /&gt;
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the &amp;quot;Prisoner Sonee&amp;quot; will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this.  Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but  will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Stuff==&lt;br /&gt;
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hello ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry for bothering.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a  troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot; can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces &amp;amp; the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so&lt;br /&gt;
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in &amp;quot;A very Sonichu adventure&amp;quot;. in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, &amp;quot;This one is kinda cute&amp;quot;, it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, also, if you've ever played the first &amp;quot;Gears of War&amp;quot;, you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Oh great i was worried i made them &amp;quot;too cute&amp;quot; that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The one labeled &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hooray! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Just sayin'. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : )  Also, don't forget, it's Sonees &amp;amp; Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate.  I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.&lt;br /&gt;
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the &amp;quot;Prisoner Sonee&amp;quot; will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this.  Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hi there ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far, just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but  will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 10:55 22 June 2010&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Alcoholic_Legend&amp;diff=98500</id>
		<title>User talk:Alcoholic Legend</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User_talk:Alcoholic_Legend&amp;diff=98500"/>
		<updated>2010-06-22T12:54:26Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: /* Hi there */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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[[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 01:06, 10 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Welcome!-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 16:34, 2 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Thanks, it's good to be here. : ) -[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 3:29, 3 April 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Stuff==&lt;br /&gt;
*Can I be awarded some of those awesome templates when your done with them? Thanks :) --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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*Sure, I'm gonna put the criteria for them in the discussion panels. It may be subject to change overtime, as well. Still, give yourself whichever one you think you've earned. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:37, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Legend. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:28, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*I'm thinking of expanding the Heroic criteria to Wiki bigshots (Admins, Jerkops, etc.). Seeing your current awards, Hero seems like it would fit ya the best. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:32, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Why ta. I'll take hero then, thank you very much. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 23:34, 17 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Re:Halo Shield Icons ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't think I've done enough to earn the Heroic badge, but thanks! '''[[User:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;L&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[User_talk:Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;i&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;m&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]][[nudes|&amp;lt;font color=&amp;quot;limegreen&amp;quot;&amp;gt;e&amp;lt;/font&amp;gt;]]''' 03:40, 26 April 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hello ==&lt;br /&gt;
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I've been working on a sonichu comic and i would like some criticism regarding the designs for the sonees and roseys. seeing how you hate them so much, if i see that you like them or not hate them means that i am on the right track.&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonichu040.jpg|300px| in order from top to bottom: a more proportionate chris version; chris's TRUE and HONEST sonee and rosey; my version.]]&lt;br /&gt;
Sorry for bothering.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 01:16, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I'm not going to lie, I even find the top two, proportionate ones, infuriatingly disgusting. The bottom two are great though. I honestly do not feel the urge to kill them. You're doing good and you're off to a good start. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 14:34, 17 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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since i already bothered you with the other design, i made a redesing for the three abominations known as sonichu's children. although pretty everybody hates them, i chose you since you hate them so much. tell me whatcha think as i'm planning on making a  troll comic on them (more especifically finish the sonichu and rosechu christmas because chris is too much of a lazy fuck to do so himself)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Cerah redone.jpg|300px|Cerah in her rosey rosechu and incredible lioness, since her mother showers to much affection to christine and so she decides to run away...on christmas day!]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Christine redone.jpg|300px|christine. she would still be a narcicist. is she a pweety woesey?]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Robbie redone.jpg|300px|Robbie. he would still have his speech impedment, butt only he would be saying yay all the time. he would be like chris minus the autism]]&lt;br /&gt;
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i'm very sorry if i'm bothering you with this.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:46, 21 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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No problem, I don't mind giving my opinion on your drawings. The three all look good to me. Probably because ya drew the three Sonichu children in a more realistic sense (as realistic as &amp;quot;Sonichu&amp;quot; can be at least). They don't have that retarded, blank, look on their faces &amp;amp; the extremely deformed bodies. The character designs are well done. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 20:09, 21 May 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Alc. i have some more pictures of sonees that i would like your opinion on. As you may know, me and some guys from here (Bill Lumburg included) been working on a project and i'm incharge of the art. Since you hate Sonees and Roseys the most i hope you don't mind if i use you (that sounds so&lt;br /&gt;
wrong) as a focus...person to see how are my sonee and rosey designs (like the ones i've shown you before)&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee rosey redesigns.jpg|300px| These are the designs for both the sonees as how they would look (the lower left corner) and something which would be called proto-sonees/roseys. the proto-sonees are based chris's many incosistent designs and would act the way they do in &amp;quot;A very Sonichu adventure&amp;quot;. in the story they would be a result of bad cloning and other unspeakable gentic experiments done by chris and a villain in order to amass an army of sonichus/rosechus/mutants.]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee mutations.jpg|300px|Because they are genetically flawed soem sonees would either not evolve and decay horribly, evolve into monstrocities or simply evolve malformed and in pain. i plan on making the last and first ends heartbreaking, so i ask you, do you feel sad for the lowest to in the row as in, would you put them out of their misery? If you consider them sad, then i'm on a right track]]&lt;br /&gt;
[[File:Sonee mutations 2.jpg|300px|And finally these are the things from Bill's drawing (the sonichu Brumak and the eggsack stalagtite.]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Sorry for bothering you with this and i hope you couldd tell me what you think.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 07:59, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I remember Bill putting a full picture of these designs on the Sonichu Adventure 2 talk page. I think they're awesome (especially the Brumak Sonee). The Larva Zapina is still kinda disgusting, but not for the retarded overly &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; look the others have. Mainly because it's a larva : ) . As for the one you labled, &amp;quot;This one is kinda cute&amp;quot;, it's because you drew it's eyes with some minor emotion in it. To solve that problem, just make the eyes blank and Chris-like. Great Work In All! --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:31, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, also, if you've ever played the first &amp;quot;Gears of War&amp;quot;, you should make a 'Berserker' version of a Rosey (since they're all female anyway). It would go good with the Brumak Sonee : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 11:33, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The berserker is the thing being hugged by a sonee in the second picture. Do the deformed sonee and rosey in the second picture seem sad as in you would put them out of their misery or would you leave them to suffer? I want to know because i want to make redeemable, or at least sympathethic even Chris's Sonees and Roseys since they are in all the most hated characters and want to make their deaths and mutations at least somewhat sad. Although i already asked that question in the description so i apologize for repeating myself. and are my redesigns are good? I tried to make them cute but not try and force cuteness by giving them bows and stuff like that.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 14:00, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:The bottom two in the second picture, yes, I'd want them dead for their own sakes. The Sonee with the third eye, I'd want to suffer. The worm Rosey, the same thing. If it's bow, cheeks , etc., were removed, than I could probably feel sorry for it. As for the redesigns, I think they look fine. There's no issue with them because they don't have retarded looks on their faces. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 21:36, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Oh great i was worried i made them &amp;quot;too cute&amp;quot; that they'll jump back to irritating. the worm thing is the same thing in bill's drawing asking for the sweet release of death. and maybe you wouldn't like these retarded sonees because some of them would not be able to experience pain and would have the same expression as the one creepychu was eating.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 22:34, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::By the way, just to clarify, the redesigns are the two on the bottom of the first picture, right? That and the ones on the top left of the page? Those are the ones I think are okay. The Prototype ones (on the right of the image) all look retarded still (though they're Chris's, so they should). Same with the two to the right of the redesigns on the top of the first panel. Hope that was all legible. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 22:54, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::Yeah that's how it is. redesigns are the ones on the lower left and the ones looking with fear and curisity to the way chris drew them. what do you think would be chris reactions to mine, aside form that they are not as good as his.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:04, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The one labeled &amp;quot;cute&amp;quot; I had originally based off of Christine. Me and J0 basically took all the inconsistent sonee and rosey designs Chris made. I'm actually quite amused by the irony here; the artist for A very Sonichu Adventure is probably the only person who genuinely pities them. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:29, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:when you mention it, she does resemble her somewhat.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 16:37, 12 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hooray! ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The mark of shame has disapeared! lets rejoice![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:20, 1 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Yep : ) Now I feel better about myself. Well, at least for the time being. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 05:36, 4 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I think Alcoholic Legend is a pretty cool guy. eh eats Sonees and doesn’t afraid of anything.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:42, 6 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Just sayin'. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Dude, I'm loving your stories. I stayed up late at night reading them. Well done! [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]] 05:45, 17 June 2010 (UTC)DonnieDarko&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Thanks for the comment, I appreciate it a lot. It's always a good thing to hear if someone enjoys your stories. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Each one is more horrible than the next. the images just keep repeating in my head and make me sick to my stomach, yet i can't stop reading and waiting anxiously for the next chapter! please alcoholic legend tell me what the fuck is wrong with me?![[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:56, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:*Nothing's wrong with you at all. If there's a real person with problems here, it's me. : )  Also, don't forget, it's Sonees &amp;amp; Roseys we're dealing with here. Everyone, on some level, wants to see those little, retarded, furfags get torn apart brutally. --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 23:29, 17 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*I wasn't bothered in the slightest--I was reminded of HTF around the part where the soda caused the Rosey to mutate.  I was a little annoyed that you killed off the Champion of Laughyland rather than allow him to go on living with the trauma inflicted upon him, but I hope that the Beast and at least the blind and crippled Rosey survive just to add to the horror.&lt;br /&gt;
::*Having him killed off was something I thought about for a bit. Sorry if you didn't like how it turned out. Don't worry though, the &amp;quot;Prisoner Sonee&amp;quot; will be soon to take his place as the traumatized baby. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Either way the imagery is disturbing. You could be a great horror writer some day.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:15, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:J0h's right. Seriously. Lovecraft got nothing on you. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:24, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Seriously. You'd have Lovecraft running to his mommy. Oh wait... -- [[User:DonnieDarko|DonnieDarko]]&lt;br /&gt;
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I'd love to write a story of my own that's like this.  Can I have permission to do so?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:16, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Go right ahead, I'd love to see it. Finally being able to read a story where Sonees, Roseys, or the other furfags are tortured would be quite enjoyable for me. If it doesn't involve any of them, still, go ahead and write whatever you feel like. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 19:39, 18 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Hi there ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey Alc Im enjoying your stories so far just a question, I know your stories are primarily about killing the sonees and roseys but  will you depict the deaths of other characters. We would all like to see a poetic end to Christian Weston Chandler at the hands of the protagonist. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:GOTDANG&amp;diff=96453</id>
		<title>User:GOTDANG</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:GOTDANG&amp;diff=96453"/>
		<updated>2010-06-15T06:09:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hay! there this is GOTDANG named after one of Chris's southern stammers. I joined up mainly to to learn more about using wikis and also to be involved in something that pisses Chris off is a joy in itself. I first discovered the horrors of CWC while surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica and was exposed first hand to the endless well of fail that is Chris, and sadly can't seem to look away. &lt;br /&gt;
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DAMN YOU CHRIS CHAN I WISH I NEVER FOUND THAT PIECE OF SHIT BACK IN THE DECEMBER OF 09!&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway I dislike Chris mainly because of his general ignorance sexism and homophobia.Also being an autistic myself I find him to be a colossal embarrassment. But I still like all people I see the funny side in him&lt;br /&gt;
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Favorite Chris Quote: [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews |SLAM ATTACK!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Favorite Chris Vidya: [[IPods Down and Listen Up |IPods Down and Listen Up]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Australian}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{AssBurger}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Weeaboo}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{GrammarNazi}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Straight}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Speculations==&lt;br /&gt;
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I believe that if Chris dies in a way to garner enough press coverage (Such as expiring in his filthy house or getting shot to death by a jumpy Jerkop). Over Zealous Journalists will reveal Every single online source about him to the public, And thus he will become an even bigger phenomenon.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:GOTDANG&amp;diff=96452</id>
		<title>User:GOTDANG</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:GOTDANG&amp;diff=96452"/>
		<updated>2010-06-15T06:05:06Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Hay! there this is GOTDANG named after one of Chris's southern stammers. I joined up mainly to to learn more about using wikis and also to be involved in something that pisses Chris off is a joy in itself. I first discovered the horrors of CWC while surfing Encyclopedia Dramatica and was exposed first hand to the endless well of fail that is Chris, and sadly can't seem to look away. &lt;br /&gt;
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DAMN YOU CHRIS CHAN I WISH I NEVER FOUND THAT PIECE OF SHIT BACK IN THE DECEMBER OF 09!&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway I dislike Chris mainly because of his general ignorance sexism and homophobia.Also being an autistic myself I find him to be a colossal embarrassment. But I still like all people I see the funny side in him&lt;br /&gt;
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Favorite Chris Quote: [[Chris Chan in the PokéNews |SLAM ATTACK!]]&lt;br /&gt;
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Favorite Chris Vidya: [[IPods Down and Listen Up |IPods Down and Listen Up]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Australian}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{AssBurger}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Weeaboo}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{GrammarNazi}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{White}}&lt;br /&gt;
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{{Straight}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Speculations==&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>GOTDANG</name></author>
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	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Animal_Crossing_Documentary&amp;diff=96030</id>
		<title>Animal Crossing Documentary</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Animal_Crossing_Documentary&amp;diff=96030"/>
		<updated>2010-06-12T10:56:49Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: &lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Chris]]’s hour-long &amp;quot;'''''[[Animal Crossing]]'' Documentary'''&amp;quot; is a video where you can watch him reach the peak of his maturity. It offers tours of two different towns saved on two different memory cards. The town of [[Cwcville]] is home to [[Sonichu]], who wears a Sonichu outfit. The town of Cwc City is home to [[Crystal]], who wears a [[Rosechu]] outfit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some of the narration centers around Chris complaining to Nintendo about his many personal problems. He [[Chris and his ego|expects]] the company to remember his fan letters regarding his dreams. He also implies that the company should send him [[Chris and reality|birthday presents]], reissue trading cards that went out of print so Chris can collect them, and adopt his fan characters as official [[Pokemon]]. He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation, but speaks fondly of many obsolete consoles he owns that weren't made by Nintendo. He also mentions he dislikes a [[Wikipedia:Beyblade: Super Tournament Battle|Beyblade]] game because it's &amp;quot;[[Chris and reality|not real]]&amp;quot; which is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|disturbing]] in retrospect.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] debut album is featured prominently, as Chris sings several of the songs aloud and has the CD on repeat playing quietly in the background. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;The Macarena&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Yellow is a Mellow Color]] plays at least three times in the span of an hour. He also sings along to parts of the game. Much like the boatman Charon ferried the souls of the damned to Hades, a character shuttles Sonichu across a river while Chris sings in the voice that got him fired from [[Wendy's]]. The singing becomes high-pitched gibberish after two stanzas.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are a few odd moments, like where Chris compares two fighting insects to [[I Love Lucy]], says a [[Niggos|dark-skinned]] hippopotamus reminds him of Sanford and Son, and talks about his strained relationship with his father. Chris also doesn't mention the [[Wikipedia:Joy to the World (Hoyt Axton song)|bullfrog character named Jeremiah]], showing his ignorance of popular music outside of 90's pop music. Also he will gladly pull weeds in this game but not in [[Father Call|real life]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris mentions &amp;quot;profit&amp;quot; from selling in-game items over and over again. This in no way involves real money and is just Chris selling easily-found items dropped by the game to purchase more furniture and crap, which he finds validating. Chris probably enjoys the game because it showers him with rewards for completing simple tasks, none of which are challenging or stressful.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is Chris at his most infantile, immersing himself in a game full of soft animal characters with no conflict or challenge, telling jokes that [[Random access humor|aren't really jokes]] and singing horrible songs in a horrible voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{Infobox/video&lt;br /&gt;
| name           = Animal Crossing Documentary&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:googlevideo|-4734277862198455846}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 22nd [[November 2003]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}, {{Website|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Other          = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[The City of Cwicville Tour!#Watch|The City of Cwicville Tour]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 1|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]&lt;br /&gt;
}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Outline===&lt;br /&gt;
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{| class=&amp;quot;wikitable&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
| 00:01-01:24 || Introduction&lt;br /&gt;
|-&lt;br /&gt;
| 01:25-19:39 || Tour of Cwcville (part 1 of 2)&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| 19:40-25:19 || Trip to Cwcville Island&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| 25:20-35:24 || Tour of Cwcville (part 2 of 2)&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| 35:25-36:44 || Interlude&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| 36:45-52:39 || Tour of Cwc City&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| 52:40-53:39 || Interlude&lt;br /&gt;
|- &lt;br /&gt;
| 53:40-55:54 || Conclusion&lt;br /&gt;
|}&lt;br /&gt;
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==Transcription==&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Introduction'''&lt;br /&gt;
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[&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;Gamecube startup screen with Chris singing along&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;]&lt;br /&gt;
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[&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;Nintendo screen with Chris saying &amp;quot;Nintendo&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;]&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[00:24]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [''sic''] 21 years old and I play because I am young at heart. So any way we are going to take a tour of my city...in Animal Crossing.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Goes to main menu'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[00:48]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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The city's name is CWCville. See, those are my initials CWC. That's why it is spelled that way.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Picking menu options'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[01:01]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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And my character's name is Sonichu. You may remember him from ahh previous letters I have sent to you guys in the past.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[01:10]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Game starts to load town'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway we are going to get set up now. [''Chris starts singing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Game is done loading'']&lt;br /&gt;
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We usually do have a good time.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[1:25]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, stepping out is my character [[Sonichu]]. He's wearing the [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] with the character on it. Like I said you might remember his face. And there's his actual face.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows a sign with the face of Sonichu on it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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You remember the rest of his body you see the whole picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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And before we get to the daily routines I'm goin' let you...I'm goin' to take you on a tour of my house as well as uh, as well as you know, uh, a daily routine. We'll take a tour of the town, but first the house. You see this logo here, that is the logo to my website on the internet. If you would like to visit, here is the address. I'm going to leave it up for a few seconds.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows the address to his website for a few seconds'']&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[2:02]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright, that's enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now we're gonna take a tour of my house.&lt;br /&gt;
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Turn on the light so you can see better. This is my first floor obviously. I keep things well organized. I got enough room to walk around in; I can even do a dance, wanna see me do I bit?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins to sing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Yellow_Is_A_Mellow_Color|Yellow is a mellow color]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes it is a mellow color&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu zaps a lightning&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
EEEEEHHHHH mellow color&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris stops singing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah. Course...a...when I...a... do a dance. I usually like to have my uh...audience.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris puts a wallpaper up on his house, resembling wrestling fans who just witnessed a Stone Cold Stunner.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Dodedododododoo. But since it's getting close to [[Christmas]], I have the snowflakes on the wall instead. And I keep it in this closet.  So anyway here's a fun thing.  This snowman he teach me how to play piano. And by the way just to let you know in case...a...you can hear the...a...music in the background.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris appears to be playing [[So_Need_A_Cute_Girl|So Need A Cute Girl]]'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Those are my karaoke numbers that I actually ma...that I actually made up lyrics too, and I have played and uh sang my voice over the originals. So let me give you an example; may I Mister Snowman? &amp;quot;Please go right ahead!&amp;quot; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins to sing again while Sonichu bangs on the piano'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Dirty_crapped_briefs|Tell me why]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm stuck as a&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Virgin with Rage?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Semen#Recycling|Tell me why]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I so need a&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cute Girl my age&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Medallions_of_Fail|Tell me why]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I never wanna&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hear you say&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I have a boyfriend!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris stops singing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And that was inspired by a [[Love Quest|real thing]]. By the way that's your website...that is your website isn't it? Nintendo.com, it's a nice place to visit; but we cannot live there. Which brings us up to our next subject.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''A calendar of November appears on the screen'']&lt;br /&gt;
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The diary, you guys did a good job of it going back and forth within a 12 month radius. By the way, this is my birthday, right here my actual birthday, I was born in 1982.  You guys...in case you want to take a note there. OK, that's long enough. So anyway uh, it does make a...not only does it work for a calendar, but it makes for a good monthly journal. As for a monthly journal entry here in November.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins to scroll up and down his journal entry'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah I tried to get a girlfriend because, I don't have a girlfriend. But I have made up a poem, let you guys read it.&lt;br /&gt;
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''My dreams of getting a girlfriend was crushed by the medeling [''sic''] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|&amp;quot;Mary Lee Walsh.&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Chandler.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
November 4, 2003&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Saddest Heart in the World&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad, the &amp;quot;Mastermind&amp;quot; is very bad. In efforts of getting a Boyfriend-Free gal, that female dog took my only idea for a fall. Heart-broken, sad and very lonely, I'll never remove my virginity. And with Backstreet Boys' tune, I sing my lonesome croon: &amp;quot;Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage. Tell me why, I so need a...''&lt;br /&gt;
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All right. Scroll down a little bit as we go along.&lt;br /&gt;
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''...cute girl my age. Tell me why, I ain't ever wanna hear you say 'I have a boyfriend.'&amp;quot; And so, deep in dreary thought, a girl was what I sought. A stitch in time, will never remove my...''&lt;br /&gt;
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It's a very good pro...poem, because I am an artist, as well as a poet. I make a rhyme every time.&lt;br /&gt;
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''...crying rhyme. I may be destined for loneliness forever, fate is to blame...whatever. I conclude this cry, to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.''&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway that's my poem, but in case...a you didn't notice here. Look right here &amp;quot;Tell me why, I'm stuck as a virgin with rage&amp;quot;. I put my song lyric in here because it was inspired; because I do not have a girlfriend. You know why, cause I have a [[Noviophobia|phobia]] that every girl I talk to she already has a boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
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Right. So anyway moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs. One of em's fake you know which one I'm talking about, does April 1st strike a bell? So my favorite game is right here.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''&amp;quot;Would you like to play&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|DK Jr MATH?]]&amp;quot;'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I like it because...a it really challenges the mind in the math area and gets your memory fresh there. And by the way notice the two logos here?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris is making a motion towards the GameCube and N64 logos'']&lt;br /&gt;
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It's a good way to welcome the guests, that come into your house. Ol' Nintendo 64 on the left, and GameCube on the right, caught them before an after deal.  Oh and look at this, a good little south feng shui here. Of course makes for a good welcome mat.  Speaking of feng shui, I've got my red items against the east side.  And helps of getting more NES games; specially that Wario's Woods. By the way, how the heck do you get that game anyway? I mean all you tell us do to is to go to Animal Island. And then what the heck do we do? You should have given us more details, back in the previous issue of uh The Crossing Guardian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Speaking of which I've been a long time subscriber. So therefore I've got all their previous issues. And I time travel back and forth when I start Animal Crossing to collect a few items, but in respect to uh...time traveling back because I missed a few items I made a new character named &amp;quot;Tim Timetale&amp;quot; and uh he time-traveled back and got the remaining items, give them to me, as well as the other character I made up, and uh the uh the other city in Slot B, which uh I'll tell you about that later.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[6:45]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks up stairs to the second floor of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, we're going upstairs. This is my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. It's a lot of fun, isn't it, because I like to make things fun since, you know, I'm young at heart. And here's a fun joke. Turn on the TV sit down and watch TV while I wait t-to get on the internet. It's a good way to kill time anyway. Anyway, here's the fake [''brings up caption for the April Fool's NES game, Super Tortimer'']. Sound familiar? Right [''[[sigh|sighs]]'']. Anyway, this is my bed. The harvest bed. Nice choice, isn't it? I'm going to take a quick nap.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[7:17]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character lays down on bed while Chris makes snoring noises too close to the microphone'']&lt;br /&gt;
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OK. Nap's over. All right. You want to see my music collection? [''Brings up music menu''] It's all good. I got them all courtesy of K.K. Slider. Well, of course, the first one was a freebie from the e-reader card. &amp;quot;Swipe, Swipe, Swipe&amp;quot;. Anyway, here's the fan and the Mario Brothers stuff. Oh, and uh you notice what time it is? It's 1:15. Good time to start. In the afternoon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[7:48]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks down stairs to first floor of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, now we're going down to the basement. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks down stairs to the basement of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Let me just turn on the lights. I keep my models down here. It's a nice little aero fa [sic] models, and I leave enough room for me to walk around in. Well. That's a cute joke. &lt;br /&gt;
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''&amp;quot;Hey. Stop. You're under arrest.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;What for?&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;For uh being the black market, you red fox.''&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;Ah, geez.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
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And I got both houses. Yeah, I scored that high with the HRA. Notice this train? I wonder where it's headed to. It's probably headed over to the memory card in Slot B. I'll tell you about that city later. Anyway. This is where I do my cooking. If uh if you can ever do your cooking in Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I have that DVD. And this is the fridge. I could store my food in there, but I can't. What? Does it have a padlock on it or something? Oh, look. Here's my phone. Let's make a phone call. [''Pulls up phone menu, calling the Dial-a-Psychic''] Hello? Thank you. Good advice. Hey. Let's have a seat on this thing. I like this thing. Listen to this. [''Character sits on the couch and it makes a fart noise'']. Let me do that again. [''Character again jumps on the couch as it makes a fart noise''] One more time. [''Character again jumps on couch with predictable results''] OK. That's enough. Too much fun and [[Lie|you'll die laughing]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[9:04]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks up stairs to first floor of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway. That's my house. Let me just turn off the lights before I leave.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks out the front door of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright, now where going to go through my daily routines. As well as a tour of the town.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pause menu pops up'']&lt;br /&gt;
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You notice I've got an empty inventory. And by the way, here's a good rule of thumb. Keeping my shovel, net, pole, axe, and letters here on the bottom row. You know why? I'll tell you bout that when we get to the next shop. Anyway, I usually check my mail; what do you know I got three presents. Let's see what this one is though. [[Bob]].&lt;br /&gt;
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''How ARE you, Sonichu?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Well now, I bet your bottom Bell you didn't expect me to cut out and split town, huh? Nope, I shocked the world! I'm turning over a new leaf- see you on the flip side!&lt;br /&gt;
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Laters, Bob''&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh I guess he moved out, oh well.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu proceeds to throw out poor Bob's letter, then collect his gifts from the remaining letters'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, let's see what we got from the uh, probably from the museum; because I did up those fossils and uh...I sell them. Makes a nice profit.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu throws away all three letters'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I just quickly uh read through them and then throw them away. You know like...junk mail! You could also say pop-ups if they had &amp;quot;x's&amp;quot; on em.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu begins to open his gifts'']&lt;br /&gt;
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See what we got here, A dinosaur track, a Tricera tail, and a dinosaur egg. Well that'll make a nice profit. By the way, in case you missed it the first time I'll put it up again.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Once again shows the address to his website'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok you got it, alright now. Before we head to Nook's shop which will be the last stop on the tour; we go- we're gonna take the rest of the tour here. Alright let's see. Well this is the train station. But I travel to the other city which I'll tell you about now. The name of the city is CWCcity. Spelled C-W-C-c-i-t-y, we'll visit there latter, but not by train of course. It'll be a hou-It'll be a run by the uh character named [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]], C-r-y-s-t-a-l, when we get there. All right. Oh, look at this, a hole in the ground. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''opens the menu to equip his golden shovel'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, you see, sometimes there's an item in CWCcity. I don't have it here in CWCville because I have CWCville a lot longer than CWCcity. I bring stuff from CWCcity over here.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''he digs up the buried item - it's a folding chair'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'Cause obviously I did not collect this one yet. I got good memory.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu screws up and digs another hole; he cleans both of them up'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, and also I got a good taste for music because I grew up on music. So anyway let's move on with- oh, you notice this [a golden statue of Sonichu]? You know why this is here?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''This statue was erected in honor of Sonichu's full loan repayment!'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I paid my debt. And this is Sonichu's mug again, right next to the master. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu runs past a sign reading &amp;quot;H.F.A.&amp;quot; with two almost invisible red eyes'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, look at this. H.F.A. And very mean eyes. Must mean something bad. ...I know what it means. I'll tell you about it at the end of the documentary here. Uh, the city of CWCville and CWCcity, or otherwise all the deal [?] in Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube, in a nutshell.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu enters the acre with the post office on it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, here's the post office, do my mailing and such and the e-reader swipes. By the way there's a good way to profit from the e-reader, I'll tell you about it in CWCcity.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu comes across a shining ring in the ground'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, what do you know! A money spot. I'll just dig up the thousand bells.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu pulls a shovel out of his inventory and digs up the money sack'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yep, thousand bells, just bury that up. Mmm, drag it up there. Use the R button to quickly pick up the items.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu enters the acre with the dump in it, he enters it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, here's the dump. I come here first, pick up the- whatever items I want every time I start Animal Crossing. Hmm, got a shirt, what do we have here? A plant. I's have picked up a pothos before so I know it's a plant.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu starts wandering into some acres filled with trees'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't really use plants in my house you n-n-noticed, essept for that Christmas Tree but that's for, you know, the holidays. Anyway she's around here, I want to show you my favorite character that I kind of got to know from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu finds his way into an acre with a house on it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oop, she just went in. So let's go say hello.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu follows some blue cat into a house and rams into it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah uhm, uhm, would you come out here please?&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmm... Darnit, I can't see her but anyway uh, I think you recognize her. Oh here we go a little bit. Yeah mint, she's a sweety.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu talks to the Mint about some random crap'']&lt;br /&gt;
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She gave me a birthday present on my 21st birthday when I time-traveled back. Talk to me!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Mint rambles on about how it's cold out and how winter's coming'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[unintelligible], it's November.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Mint asks Sonichu if he has a heater'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah I got a heater in the basement.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Mint jokingly mocks him about turning on heaters during November'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chris chuckles] Yea.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Mint says something about how it's going to get colder'']&lt;br /&gt;
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That's right. Well, I'll see you later Minty, you're a sweety.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu leaves Mint's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway that's uhh all so on the trip. We'll take a look at all the other colorful characters we have around here.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''The town map comes up, different acres are examined'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Also uh every time I keep track of the-uh map so that I can see if anyone new came in. Oh, we got a new neighbor, Bertha. I haven't noticed her before. So she's obviously new. So anyway uh, let's move on.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu starts running through the woods and comes across some kangaroo'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's another character I grew up with. Actually she moved in, and lived here most of the time. Marcy. And now she's wearing a Sonichu shirt. Sonichu is very popular in CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads south to an acre with some green mouse's house in it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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There's [unintelligible], she just went in.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads west and finds some giraffe's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And there's Elmer. He just went in, he's one of the senior citizens around here too. I say that because he's lived here- by the way our ne- our city pe- fruit is a peach. But I've grown a lot of orange, pears n such.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads west and finds a white cat, she says something about how CWCville is amazing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh what do you know, it's that girl from the train.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''He talks to Blanca'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I draw her face every time, but when I'm in a hurry I just color it, the whole thing, and she just looks like a... ''Blank face''. But I gave her a face last time. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu starts to head out of the acre but turns around and runs back in'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, there was another character up here on the hill.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads to a goat's house by a river'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And she just came out, [unintelligible]. What do you know, Elmer's clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu runs out of that acre back into the woods'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, moving on with the tour.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu comes to some giant tree with a fountain thing in front of it, Chris mistakes it for a well. Some billboards are to the right of it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, [Chris chortles] good joke. Anyway I also, you know I like to use the billboards, put my signs up. There's my Sonichu site logo, there's Sonichu's mug. I got two here side by side represent the holidy and such. Yea here we got your corn that you got from the previous issue and I drew this leaf. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''It doesn't look like a leaf'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Obviously for Thanksgiving and the harvest festival.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''A blue bear walks into the video'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, look there's Groucho. He's wearin' a Sonichu site shirt. Let's say hello.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu starts speaking with Groucho'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Entertain me.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Groucho bitches about his mom and fruit'']&lt;br /&gt;
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A [unintelligible] huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Groucho offers Sonichu an apple, Sonichu accepts'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I-I'll take one. Yeah, it makes a nice little profit when you talk to them and most of the time it happens from the jobs.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu walks east and comes across a green lion's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway. Yeah, here's Leopold, he moved in a long time-&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu makes his way to a green rooster's abode'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's Hank, he's one of the senior citizens around here also. [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu runs to a teal hippo's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Let's go see our new neighbor. Oh, here she is. She must be Bertha. Hello Bertha.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu talks to Bertha, Bertha talks about how nice the town is etc. etc.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a nice place. Heh you're scatterbrained. Ok, yeah, well see you around! &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads south towards a museum'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chris Grunts] Here's the Museum.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads inside'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Let's go look at the exhibits.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''We see the inside of the museum, as Sonichu heads towards the insect section.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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First, we'll look at the bug exhibit.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu is now inside the insect section.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I got most of the bugs.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'll show 'ya. This is my bug collection, I caught them all one-by-one and donated them one-by-one.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[I Got A Fish|Wanna' see my number of fish?]] Not as much.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not as much. Anyway, uh, all the bugs are just runnin' around here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, whaddya' know, we got a couple- few bugs on the trees here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Two of them are fighting. Well, that's funny, like Lucy and Desi.&lt;br /&gt;
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I love Lucy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, uh, nebit, cebit, zibit, the fish exhibit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, you can see here I caught those fish and I donated them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hmm, this one is empty.&lt;br /&gt;
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I guess it's waiting for a kind donation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, here's a bunch of fish; here's some more fish. &lt;br /&gt;
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One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright, anyway, moving on with the tour the museum, take a look at the paintings.&lt;br /&gt;
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I haven't gotten them all yet, but, uh, I got a few.&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's a nice one, it's strange though. sw- why- I gu- why I'd call it a strange painting.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, some of them are- most of them are just waiting for a kind donation, but I got this one from a swipe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, my favorite painting around here is, uh, right here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Washington crossing the Delaware, but you guys call it the Classic Paining.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, moving on, We're gonna' check out what I worked hard for and actually got done, the fossil section. &lt;br /&gt;
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All the fossils, right here; all of them! Dug them all up!. &lt;br /&gt;
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Though the last one I completed and the last one I picked up was the pterodactyl.&lt;br /&gt;
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All I needed was the right wing and that completed the pterodactyl.&lt;br /&gt;
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As well as the fossil exhibit; and who's my favorite? It's obvious. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway- oh, you can actually see a bug in that amber, y'know? That right there, I wonder what kind of bug that is.&lt;br /&gt;
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I think it was in the, uh, insect thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh well, forget it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, moving on with the tour, leaving the museum.&lt;br /&gt;
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See you later, sleeping Blathers. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well, here's another neighbor, Cookie; She just went in. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alright. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well, anyway, uh, since we're, uh, down here, I'm gonna' tell you a couple of things. &lt;br /&gt;
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This is a- here's a- here's the dock, right here, and there's the sea turtle. &lt;br /&gt;
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Of course I usually would check around the, uh, beach lines for old Gulliver, that sailor bird. &lt;br /&gt;
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You should have called him Pelliper like the Pokemon. &lt;br /&gt;
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You notice these two signs here? You need a Gameboy Advance to get started, but when you come back, welcome to the Gamecube. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, let's go visit the island real quick, 'cuz I'll show you something fun you could do on the island. &lt;br /&gt;
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I use my Gameboy Advance SP but I do have a GBA as well. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well, I use the, uh, SP for, uh, y'know the eReader because y'know my Digimon players. &lt;br /&gt;
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It's, uh, easier to hold as swiping as, as compared to the, uh, GBA, the original.&lt;br /&gt;
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yeah- this sweet young lass, so full of spunk an' sass, over tea, she tells me I gots no class.&lt;br /&gt;
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I ain't no crummy creep who lives in trash heaps! I'm just one old sea-hun who needs some sleep. &lt;br /&gt;
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*unintelligible noises* No, I do not. *rhythmic unintelligible noises* Woooh! I know, the singing annoys me too.&lt;br /&gt;
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I just mock it, and that's- that's why I kinda' have this thing on mute anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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I listen to my music... everytime I play.&lt;br /&gt;
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I actually turn it off right after we- just after we- just as we leave the, uh, bridge there.&lt;br /&gt;
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So, anyway, this is my island, Cwcville island. &lt;br /&gt;
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Looket all these coconuts here, in the tropical seas with the coconut trees, we will look and see, coconut. Fine little way to make a profit. &lt;br /&gt;
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End of video spoiler: &amp;quot;HFA&amp;quot; stands for &amp;quot;High-Functionally [[Autism]]&amp;quot;. Apparently, this is Chris's autistic way of saying &amp;quot;High-''Functioning'' Autism&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Nintendo Power's Article==&lt;br /&gt;
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''[[Nintendo Power]]''’s May 2004 article on Chris’s documentary covers only Sonichu’s life in Cwcville. The way that the article speaks of Sonichu’s actions, most casual readers would be led to believe that “Sonichu” is the real name of the person who submitted the documentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCSchuCross.jpg|thumb|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotenews|'''Sonichu’s Cwcville Documentary'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Simply amazing. There’s no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville—a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life. His opulent manor contained every manner of furniture. Cwcville’s landscape was filled to the bursting point with all the animals who’d moved to his well-tended town. And Sonichu has customized everything about his town—even many villagers have followed his bold trends, wearing the patterns he has created!&lt;br /&gt;
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''(Image captions:)''&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu has packed the museum with his fads—its bug collection is hopping.&lt;br /&gt;
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He often visits Sonichu Island to bring its high-value coconuts to town.&lt;br /&gt;
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And he uses the spare hut on the island to store his huge collection of oddities.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cwcville is brimming with Sonichu’s patterns, including the popular Poké Ball.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==PVCC's News Report==&lt;br /&gt;
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The 26 April 2004 issue of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC's]] school newspaper, ''The Forum'', included a news report on the &amp;quot;accomplishments&amp;quot; of then-student Christian Chandler. The first half of the article discusses Chris's OFFICIAL and ORIGINIAL creation, Sonichu, while the second half covers Chris's Animal Crossing Documentary, going so far as to quote ''[[Nintendo Power]]'''s own coverage. Everyone can draw their conclusions of how slow news day it was at the PVCC by comparing how big the ''Nintendo Power'' article was, and how big this article was.&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|center|Meet Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotenews|'''Meet Sonichu'''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;''Student featured in &amp;quot;Nintendo Power&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
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By Kari Mitchell&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;''The Forum assistant editor''&lt;br /&gt;
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Most everyone has a hobby. It may be hard to find free time in between classes, especially with exam week quickly approaching, but PVCC student Christian Chandler, has dedicated many hours to his past time. He is the creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like Sonic, Sonichu can run at high speeds. &amp;quot;During Super Sonic's battle against the [[Perfect Chaos Monster|Perfect Chaos monster]] (''Sonic Adventure DX'' for Gamecube), Super Sonic was spat out by the monster, and colldied with a by-standing Pikachu,&amp;quot; Chandler explained. According to his story, the power from the Chaos Emeralds transformed Pikachu into Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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The idea for the character came from a project Chandler was assigned his senior year of high school. He was enrolled in a computer graphics class that required him to design a CD cover. His original idea was to put Sonic and Pikachu on the cover, however, both characters are copyrighted. Instead he decided to combine the characters into something all his own. Thus, on March 17, 2000, Sonichu was born.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over time, Chandler began to mold and expand the life of Sonichu, giving him stories, homemade trading cards, clay figures, a board game, and a [[Sonichu medallion]] with charms, among other things.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chandler and the world he created for Sonichu were featured in the May 2004 issue of ''Nintendo Power.'' The place was called Cwcville (The &amp;quot;Cwc&amp;quot; prefix are his initials, Christian Weston Chandler). Nintendo Power was apparently impressed with Chandler's work. &amp;quot;Simply amazing. There's no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville - a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life.&amp;quot; The documentary, running about an hour, was taped from the Nintendo Gamecube title, ''Animal Crossing''. He dubbed his voice over the sound through a microphone and audio input in his VCR. In the documentary, Chandler covers &amp;quot;basically how I do things in ''Animal Crossing'' as the boy character, Sonichu, in the city of Cwcville.&amp;quot; Some of the tasks include using the journal as a monthly diary, making money, customizing the city, and conversing with another ''Animal Crossing'' city. For now, Sonichu remains a hobby in the future, Chandler would like to see Sonichu and his friends as real Pokémon, even having their own Nintendo Gamecube video game title. &amp;quot;I am not really sure what to do in order to do all that,&amp;quot; Chandler said, &amp;quot;but for now, Sonichu and I, Christian C., are in Nintedo Power Magazine!&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Chris]]’s hour-long &amp;quot;'''''[[Animal Crossing]]'' Documentary'''&amp;quot; is a video where you can watch him reach the peak of his maturity. It offers tours of two different towns saved on two different memory cards. The town of [[Cwcville]] is home to [[Sonichu]], who wears a Sonichu outfit. The town of Cwc City is home to [[Crystal]], who wears a [[Rosechu]] outfit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some of the narration centers around Chris complaining to Nintendo about his many personal problems. He [[Chris and his ego|expects]] the company to remember his fan letters regarding his dreams. He also implies that the company should send him [[Chris and reality|birthday presents]], reissue trading cards that went out of print so Chris can collect them, and adopt his fan characters as official [[Pokemon]]. He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation, but speaks fondly of many obsolete consoles he owns that weren't made by Nintendo. He also mentions he dislikes a [[Wikipedia:Beyblade: Super Tournament Battle|Beyblade]] game because it's &amp;quot;[[Chris and reality|not real]]&amp;quot; which is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|disturbing]] in retrospect.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] debut album is featured prominently, as Chris sings several of the songs aloud and has the CD on repeat playing quietly in the background. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;The Macarena&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Yellow is a Mellow Color]] plays at least three times in the span of an hour. He also sings along to parts of the game. Much like the boatman Charon ferried the souls of the damned to Hades, a character shuttles Sonichu across a river while Chris sings in the voice that got him fired from [[Wendy's]]. The singing becomes high-pitched gibberish after two stanzas.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are a few odd moments, like where Chris compares two fighting insects to [[I Love Lucy]], says a [[Niggos|dark-skinned]] hippopotamus reminds him of Sanford and Son, and talks about his strained relationship with his father. Chris also doesn't mention the [[Wikipedia:Joy to the World (Hoyt Axton song)|bullfrog character named Jeremiah]], showing his ignorance of popular music outside of 90's pop music. Also he will gladly pull weeds in this game but not in [[Father Call|real life]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris mentions &amp;quot;profit&amp;quot; from selling in-game items over and over again. This in no way involves real money and is just Chris selling easily-found items dropped by the game to purchase more furniture and crap, which he finds validating. Chris probably enjoys the game because it showers him with rewards for completing simple tasks, none of which are challenging or stressful.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is Chris at his most infantile, immersing himself in a game full of soft animal characters with no conflict or challenge, telling jokes that [[Random access humor|aren't really jokes]] and singing horrible songs in a horrible voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Animal Crossing Documentary&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:googlevideo|-4734277862198455846}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 22nd [[November 2003]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}, {{Website|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Other          = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[The City of Cwicville Tour!#Watch|The City of Cwicville Tour]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 1|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Outline===&lt;br /&gt;
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| 00:01-01:24 || Introduction&lt;br /&gt;
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| 01:25-19:39 || Tour of Cwcville (part 1 of 2)&lt;br /&gt;
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| 19:40-25:19 || Trip to Cwcville Island&lt;br /&gt;
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| 25:20-35:24 || Tour of Cwcville (part 2 of 2)&lt;br /&gt;
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| 35:25-36:44 || Interlude&lt;br /&gt;
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| 36:45-52:39 || Tour of Cwc City&lt;br /&gt;
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| 52:40-53:39 || Interlude&lt;br /&gt;
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| 53:40-55:54 || Conclusion&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Introduction'''&lt;br /&gt;
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[&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;Gamecube startup screen with Chris singing along&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;]&lt;br /&gt;
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[&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;Nintendo screen with Chris saying &amp;quot;Nintendo&amp;quot;&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [''sic''] 21 years old and I play because I am young at heart. So any way we are going to take a tour of my city...in Animal Crossing.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Goes to main menu'']&lt;br /&gt;
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The city's name is CWCville. See, those are my initials CWC. That's why it is spelled that way.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Picking menu options'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And my character's name is Sonichu. You may remember him from ahh previous letters I have sent to you guys in the past.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Game starts to load town'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway we are going to get set up now. [''Chris starts singing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Game is done loading'']&lt;br /&gt;
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We usually do have a good time.&lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, stepping out is my character [[Sonichu]]. He's wearing the [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] with the character on it. Like I said you might remember his face. And there's his actual face.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows a sign with the face of Sonichu on it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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You remember the rest of his body you see the whole picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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And before we get to the daily routines I'm goin' let you...I'm goin' to take you on a tour of my house as well as uh, as well as you know, uh, a daily routine. We'll take a tour of the town, but first the house. You see this logo here, that is the logo to my website on the internet. If you would like to visit, here is the address. I'm going to leave it up for a few seconds.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows the address to his website for a few seconds'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright, that's enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now we're gonna take a tour of my house.&lt;br /&gt;
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Turn on the light so you can see better. This is my first floor obviously. I keep things well organized. I got enough room to walk around in; I can even do a dance, wanna see me do I bit?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins to sing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Yellow_Is_A_Mellow_Color|Yellow is a mellow color]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes it is a mellow color&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Sonichu zaps a lightning&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
EEEEEHHHHH mellow color&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris stops singing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah. Course...a...when I...a... do a dance. I usually like to have my uh...audience.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris puts a wallpaper up on his house, resembling wrestling fans who just witnessed a Stone Cold Stunner.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Dodedododododoo. But since it's getting close to [[Christmas]], I have the snowflakes on the wall instead. And I keep it in this closet.  So anyway here's a fun thing.  This snowman he teach me how to play piano. And by the way just to let you know in case...a...you can hear the...a...music in the background.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris appears to be playing [[So_Need_A_Cute_Girl|So Need A Cute Girl]]'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Those are my karaoke numbers that I actually ma...that I actually made up lyrics too, and I have played and uh sang my voice over the originals. So let me give you an example; may I Mister Snowman? &amp;quot;Please go right ahead!&amp;quot; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins to sing again while Sonichu bangs on the piano'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Dirty_crapped_briefs|Tell me why]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm stuck as a&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Virgin with Rage?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Semen#Recycling|Tell me why]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I so need a&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cute Girl my age&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Medallions_of_Fail|Tell me why]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I never wanna&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hear you say&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I have a boyfriend!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris stops singing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And that was inspired by a [[Love Quest|real thing]]. By the way that's your website...that is your website isn't it? Nintendo.com, it's a nice place to visit; but we cannot live there. Which brings us up to our next subject.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''A calendar of November appears on the screen'']&lt;br /&gt;
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The diary, you guys did a good job of it going back and forth within a 12 month radius. By the way, this is my birthday, right here my actual birthday, I was born in 1982.  You guys...in case you want to take a note there. OK, that's long enough. So anyway uh, it does make a...not only does it work for a calendar, but it makes for a good monthly journal. As for a monthly journal entry here in November.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins to scroll up and down his journal entry'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah I tried to get a girlfriend because, I don't have a girlfriend. But I have made up a poem, let you guys read it.&lt;br /&gt;
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''My dreams of getting a girlfriend was crushed by the medeling [''sic''] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|&amp;quot;Mary Lee Walsh.&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Chandler.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
November 4, 2003&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Saddest Heart in the World&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad, the &amp;quot;Mastermind&amp;quot; is very bad. In efforts of getting a Boyfriend-Free gal, that female dog took my only idea for a fall. Heart-broken, sad and very lonely, I'll never remove my virginity. And with Backstreet Boys' tune, I sing my lonesome croon: &amp;quot;Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage. Tell me why, I so need a...''&lt;br /&gt;
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All right. Scroll down a little bit as we go along.&lt;br /&gt;
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''...cute girl my age. Tell me why, I ain't ever wanna hear you say 'I have a boyfriend.'&amp;quot; And so, deep in dreary thought, a girl was what I sought. A stitch in time, will never remove my...''&lt;br /&gt;
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It's a very good pro...poem, because I am an artist, as well as a poet. I make a rhyme every time.&lt;br /&gt;
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''...crying rhyme. I may be destined for loneliness forever, fate is to blame...whatever. I conclude this cry, to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.''&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway that's my poem, but in case...a you didn't notice here. Look right here &amp;quot;Tell me why, I'm stuck as a virgin with rage&amp;quot;. I put my song lyric in here because it was inspired; because I do not have a girlfriend. You know why, cause I have a [[Noviophobia|phobia]] that every girl I talk to she already has a boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
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Right. So anyway moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs. One of em's fake you know which one I'm talking about, does April 1st strike a bell? So my favorite game is right here.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''&amp;quot;Would you like to play&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|DK Jr MATH?]]&amp;quot;'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I like it because...a it really challenges the mind in the math area and gets your memory fresh there. And by the way notice the two logos here?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris is making a motion towards the GameCube and N64 logos'']&lt;br /&gt;
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It's a good way to welcome the guests, that come into your house. Ol' Nintendo 64 on the left, and GameCube on the right, caught them before an after deal.  Oh and look at this, a good little south feng shui here. Of course makes for a good welcome mat.  Speaking of feng shui, I've got my red items against the east side.  And helps of getting more NES games; specially that Wario's Woods. By the way, how the heck do you get that game anyway? I mean all you tell us do to is to go to Animal Island. And then what the heck do we do? You should have given us more details, back in the previous issue of uh The Crossing Guardian.&lt;br /&gt;
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Speaking of which I've been a long time subscriber. So therefore I've got all their previous issues. And I time travel back and forth when I start Animal Crossing to collect a few items, but in respect to uh...time traveling back because I missed a few items I made a new character named &amp;quot;Tim Timetale&amp;quot; and uh he time-traveled back and got the remaining items, give them to me, as well as the other character I made up, and uh the uh the other city in Slot B, which uh I'll tell you about that later.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks up stairs to the second floor of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, we're going upstairs. This is my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. It's a lot of fun, isn't it, because I like to make things fun since, you know, I'm young at heart. And here's a fun joke. Turn on the TV sit down and watch TV while I wait t-to get on the internet. It's a good way to kill time anyway. Anyway, here's the fake [''brings up caption for the April Fool's NES game, Super Tortimer'']. Sound familiar? Right [''[[sigh|sighs]]'']. Anyway, this is my bed. The harvest bed. Nice choice, isn't it? I'm going to take a quick nap.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character lays down on bed while Chris makes snoring noises too close to the microphone'']&lt;br /&gt;
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OK. Nap's over. All right. You want to see my music collection? [''Brings up music menu''] It's all good. I got them all courtesy of K.K. Slider. Well, of course, the first one was a freebie from the e-reader card. &amp;quot;Swipe, Swipe, Swipe&amp;quot;. Anyway, here's the fan and the Mario Brothers stuff. Oh, and uh you notice what time it is? It's 1:15. Good time to start. In the afternoon. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks down stairs to first floor of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, now we're going down to the basement. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks down stairs to the basement of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Let me just turn on the lights. I keep my models down here. It's a nice little aero fa [sic] models, and I leave enough room for me to walk around in. Well. That's a cute joke. &lt;br /&gt;
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''&amp;quot;Hey. Stop. You're under arrest.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;What for?&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;For uh being the black market, you red fox.''&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;Ah, geez.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
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And I got both houses. Yeah, I scored that high with the HRA. Notice this train? I wonder where it's headed to. It's probably headed over to the memory card in Slot B. I'll tell you about that city later. Anyway. This is where I do my cooking. If uh if you can ever do your cooking in Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I have that DVD. And this is the fridge. I could store my food in there, but I can't. What? Does it have a padlock on it or something? Oh, look. Here's my phone. Let's make a phone call. [''Pulls up phone menu, calling the Dial-a-Psychic''] Hello? Thank you. Good advice. Hey. Let's have a seat on this thing. I like this thing. Listen to this. [''Character sits on the couch and it makes a fart noise'']. Let me do that again. [''Character again jumps on the couch as it makes a fart noise''] One more time. [''Character again jumps on couch with predictable results''] OK. That's enough. Too much fun and [[Lie|you'll die laughing]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks up stairs to first floor of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway. That's my house. Let me just turn off the lights before I leave.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Character walks out the front door of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright, now where going to go through my daily routines. As well as a tour of the town.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Pause menu pops up'']&lt;br /&gt;
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You notice I've got an empty inventory. And by the way, here's a good rule of thumb. Keeping my shovel, net, pole, axe, and letters here on the bottom row. You know why? I'll tell you bout that when we get to the next shop. Anyway, I usually check my mail; what do you know I got three presents. Let's see what this one is though. [[Bob]].&lt;br /&gt;
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''How ARE you, Sonichu?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Well now, I bet your bottom Bell you didn't expect me to cut out and split town, huh? Nope, I shocked the world! I'm turning over a new leaf- see you on the flip side!&lt;br /&gt;
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Laters, Bob''&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh I guess he moved out, oh well.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu proceeds to throw out poor Bob's letter, then collect his gifts from the remaining letters'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, let's see what we got from the uh, probably from the museum; because I did up those fossils and uh...I sell them. Makes a nice profit.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu throws away all three letters'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I just quickly uh read through them and then throw them away. You know like...junk mail! You could also say pop-ups if they had &amp;quot;x's&amp;quot; on em.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu begins to open his gifts'']&lt;br /&gt;
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See what we got here, A dinosaur track, a Tricera tail, and a dinosaur egg. Well that'll make a nice profit. By the way, in case you missed it the first time I'll put it up again.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Once again shows the address to his website'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Ok you got it, alright now. Before we head to Nook's shop which will be the last stop on the tour; we go- we're gonna take the rest of the tour here. Alright let's see. Well this is the train station. But I travel to the other city which I'll tell you about now. The name of the city is CWCcity. Spelled C-W-C-c-i-t-y, we'll visit there latter, but not by train of course. It'll be a hou-It'll be a run by the uh character named [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]], C-r-y-s-t-a-l, when we get there. All right. Oh, look at this, a hole in the ground. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''opens the menu to equip his golden shovel'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, you see, sometimes there's an item in CWCcity. I don't have it here in CWCville because I have CWCville a lot longer than CWCcity. I bring stuff from CWCcity over here.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''he digs up the buried item - it's a folding chair'']&lt;br /&gt;
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'Cause obviously I did not collect this one yet. I got good memory.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu screws up and digs another hole; he cleans both of them up'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, and also I got a good taste for music because I grew up on music. So anyway let's move on with- oh, you notice this [a golden statue of Sonichu]? You know why this is here?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''This statue was erected in honor of Sonichu's full loan repayment!'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I paid my debt. And this is Sonichu's mug again, right next to the master. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu runs past a sign reading &amp;quot;H.F.A.&amp;quot; with two almost invisible red eyes'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, look at this. H.F.A. And very mean eyes. Must mean something bad. ...I know what it means. I'll tell you about it at the end of the documentary here. Uh, the city of CWCville and CWCcity, or otherwise all the deal [?] in Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube, in a nutshell.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu enters the acre with the post office on it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, here's the post office, do my mailing and such and the e-reader swipes. By the way there's a good way to profit from the e-reader, I'll tell you about it in CWCcity.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu comes across a shining ring in the ground'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, what do you know! A money spot. I'll just dig up the thousand bells.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu pulls a shovel out of his inventory and digs up the money sack'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yep, thousand bells, just bury that up. Mmm, drag it up there. Use the R button to quickly pick up the items.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu enters the acre with the dump in it, he enters it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, here's the dump. I come here first, pick up the- whatever items I want every time I start Animal Crossing. Hmm, got a shirt, what do we have here? A plant. I's have picked up a pothos before so I know it's a plant.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu starts wandering into some acres filled with trees'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I don't really use plants in my house you n-n-noticed, essept for that Christmas Tree but that's for, you know, the holidays. Anyway she's around here, I want to show you my favorite character that I kind of got to know from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu finds his way into an acre with a house on it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oop, she just went in. So let's go say hello.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu follows some blue cat into a house and rams into it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah uhm, uhm, would you come out here please?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu walks back into the center of the room and back into the blue cat, he pushes it into a corner'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Mmm... Darnit, I can't see her but anyway uh, I think you recognize her. Oh here we go a little bit. Yeah mint, she's a sweety.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu talks to the Mint about some random crap'']&lt;br /&gt;
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She gave me a birthday present on my 21st birthday when I time-traveled back. Talk to me!&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Mint rambles on about how it's cold out and how winter's coming'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[unintelligible], it's November.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Mint asks Sonichu if he has a heater'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah I got a heater in the basement.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Mint jokingly mocks him about turning on heaters during November'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chris chuckles] Yea.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Mint says something about how it's going to get colder'']&lt;br /&gt;
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That's right. Well, I'll see you later Minty, you're a sweety.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu leaves Mint's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway that's uhh all so on the trip. We'll take a look at all the other colorful characters we have around here.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''The town map comes up, different acres are examined'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Also uh every time I keep track of the-uh map so that I can see if anyone new came in. Oh, we got a new neighbor, Bertha. I haven't noticed her before. So she's obviously new. So anyway uh, let's move on.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu starts running through the woods and comes across some kangaroo'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's another character I grew up with. Actually she moved in, and lived here most of the time. Marcy. And now she's wearing a Sonichu shirt. Sonichu is very popular in CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads south to an acre with some green mouse's house in it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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There's [unintelligible], she just went in.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads west and finds some giraffe's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And there's Elmer. He just went in, he's one of the senior citizens around here too. I say that because he's lived here- by the way our ne- our city pe- fruit is a peach. But I've grown a lot of orange, pears n such.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads west and finds a white cat, she says something about how CWCville is amazing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh what do you know, it's that girl from the train.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''He talks to Blanca'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I draw her face every time, but when I'm in a hurry I just color it, the whole thing, and she just looks like a... ''Blank face''. But I gave her a face last time. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu starts to head out of the acre but turns around and runs back in'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, there was another character up here on the hill.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads to a goat's house by a river'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And she just came out, [unintelligible]. What do you know, Elmer's clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu runs out of that acre back into the woods'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, moving on with the tour.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu comes to some giant tree with a fountain thing in front of it, Chris mistakes it for a well. Some billboards are to the right of it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, [Chris chortles] good joke. Anyway I also, you know I like to use the billboards, put my signs up. There's my Sonichu site logo, there's Sonichu's mug. I got two here side by side represent the holidy and such. Yea here we got your corn that you got from the previous issue and I drew this leaf. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''It doesn't look like a leaf'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Obviously for Thanksgiving and the harvest festival.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''A blue bear walks into the video'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, look there's Groucho. He's wearin' a Sonichu site shirt. Let's say hello.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu starts speaking with Groucho'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Entertain me.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Groucho bitches about his mom and fruit'']&lt;br /&gt;
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A [unintelligible] huh?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Groucho offers Sonichu an apple, Sonichu accepts'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I-I'll take one. Yeah, it makes a nice little profit when you talk to them and most of the time it happens from the jobs.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu walks east and comes across a green lion's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway. Yeah, here's Leopold, he moved in a long time-&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu makes his way to a green rooster's abode'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's Hank, he's one of the senior citizens around here also. [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu runs to a teal hippo's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Let's go see our new neighbor. Oh, here she is. She must be Bertha. Hello Bertha.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu talks to Bertha, Bertha talks about how nice the town is etc. etc.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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It is a nice place. Heh you're scatterbrained. Ok, yeah, well see you around! &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads south towards a museum'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chris Grunts] Here's the Museum.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads inside'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Let's go look at the exhibits.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''We see the inside of the museum, as Sonichu heads towards the insect section.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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First, we'll look at the bug exhibit.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu is now inside the insect section.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I got most of the bugs.&lt;br /&gt;
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I'll show 'ya. This is my bug collection, I caught them all one-by-one and donated them one-by-one.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[I Got A Fish|Wanna' see my number of fish?]] Not as much.&lt;br /&gt;
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Not as much. Anyway, uh, all the bugs are just runnin' around here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hey, whaddya' know, we got a couple- few bugs on the trees here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Two of them are fighting. Well, that's funny, like Lucy and Desi.&lt;br /&gt;
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I love Lucy.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, uh, nebit, cebit, zibit, the fish exhibit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, you can see here I caught those fish and I donated them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hmm, this one is empty.&lt;br /&gt;
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I guess it's waiting for a kind donation.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, here's a bunch of fish; here's some more fish. &lt;br /&gt;
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One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright, anyway, moving on with the tour the museum, take a look at the paintings.&lt;br /&gt;
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I haven't gotten them all yet, but, uh, I got a few.&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's a nice one, it's strange though. sw- why- I gu- why I'd call it a strange painting.&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah, some of them are- most of them are just waiting for a kind donation, but I got this one from a swipe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, my favorite painting around here is, uh, right here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Washington crossing the Delaware, but you guys call it the Classic Paining.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, moving on, We're gonna' check out what I worked hard for and actually got done, the fossil section. &lt;br /&gt;
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All the fossils, right here; all of them! Dug them all up!. &lt;br /&gt;
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Though the last one I completed and the last one I picked up was the pterodactyl.&lt;br /&gt;
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All I needed was the right wing and that completed the pterodactyl.&lt;br /&gt;
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As well as the fossil exhibit; and who's my favorite? It's obvious. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway- oh, you can actually see a bug in that amber, y'know? That right there, I wonder what kind of bug that is.&lt;br /&gt;
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I think it was in the, uh, insect thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh well, forget it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, moving on with the tour, leaving the museum.&lt;br /&gt;
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See you later, sleeping Blathers. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well, here's another neighbor, Cookie; She just went in. &lt;br /&gt;
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Alright. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well, anyway, uh, since we're, uh, down here, I'm gonna' tell you a couple of things. &lt;br /&gt;
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This is a- here's a- here's the dock, right here, and there's the sea turtle. &lt;br /&gt;
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Of course I usually would check around the, uh, beach lines for old Gulliver, that sailor bird. &lt;br /&gt;
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You should have called him Pelliper like the Pokemon. &lt;br /&gt;
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You notice these two signs here? You need a Gameboy Advance to get started, but when you come back, welcome to the Gamecube. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, let's go visit the island real quick, 'cuz I'll show you something fun you could do on the island. &lt;br /&gt;
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I use my Gameboy Advance SP but I do have a GBA as well. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well, I use the, uh, SP for, uh, y'know the eReader because y'know my Digimon players. &lt;br /&gt;
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It's, uh, easier to hold as swiping as, as compared to the, uh, GBA, the original.&lt;br /&gt;
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yeah- this sweet young lass, so full of spunk an' sass, over tea, she tells me I gots no class.&lt;br /&gt;
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I ain't no crummy creep who lives in trash heaps! I'm just one old sea-hun who needs some sleep. &lt;br /&gt;
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*unintelligible noises* No, I do not. *rhythmic unintelligible noises* Woooh! I know, the singing annoys me too.&lt;br /&gt;
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I just mock it, and that's- that's why I kinda' have this thing on mute anyway.&lt;br /&gt;
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I listen to my music... everytime I play.&lt;br /&gt;
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I actually turn it off right after we- just after we- just as we leave the, uh, bridge there.&lt;br /&gt;
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End of video spoiler: &amp;quot;HFA&amp;quot; stands for &amp;quot;High-Functionally [[Autism]]&amp;quot;. Apparently, this is Chris's autistic way of saying &amp;quot;High-''Functioning'' Autism&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Nintendo Power's Article==&lt;br /&gt;
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''[[Nintendo Power]]''’s May 2004 article on Chris’s documentary covers only Sonichu’s life in Cwcville. The way that the article speaks of Sonichu’s actions, most casual readers would be led to believe that “Sonichu” is the real name of the person who submitted the documentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Image:CWCSchuCross.jpg|thumb|center]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotenews|'''Sonichu’s Cwcville Documentary'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Simply amazing. There’s no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville—a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life. His opulent manor contained every manner of furniture. Cwcville’s landscape was filled to the bursting point with all the animals who’d moved to his well-tended town. And Sonichu has customized everything about his town—even many villagers have followed his bold trends, wearing the patterns he has created!&lt;br /&gt;
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''(Image captions:)''&lt;br /&gt;
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Sonichu has packed the museum with his fads—its bug collection is hopping.&lt;br /&gt;
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He often visits Sonichu Island to bring its high-value coconuts to town.&lt;br /&gt;
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And he uses the spare hut on the island to store his huge collection of oddities.&lt;br /&gt;
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Cwcville is brimming with Sonichu’s patterns, including the popular Poké Ball.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==PVCC's News Report==&lt;br /&gt;
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The 26 April 2004 issue of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC's]] school newspaper, ''The Forum'', included a news report on the &amp;quot;accomplishments&amp;quot; of then-student Christian Chandler. The first half of the article discusses Chris's OFFICIAL and ORIGINIAL creation, Sonichu, while the second half covers Chris's Animal Crossing Documentary, going so far as to quote ''[[Nintendo Power]]'''s own coverage. Everyone can draw their conclusions of how slow news day it was at the PVCC by comparing how big the ''Nintendo Power'' article was, and how big this article was.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|center|Meet Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotenews|'''Meet Sonichu'''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;''Student featured in &amp;quot;Nintendo Power&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
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By Kari Mitchell&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;''The Forum assistant editor''&lt;br /&gt;
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Most everyone has a hobby. It may be hard to find free time in between classes, especially with exam week quickly approaching, but PVCC student Christian Chandler, has dedicated many hours to his past time. He is the creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like Sonic, Sonichu can run at high speeds. &amp;quot;During Super Sonic's battle against the [[Perfect Chaos Monster|Perfect Chaos monster]] (''Sonic Adventure DX'' for Gamecube), Super Sonic was spat out by the monster, and colldied with a by-standing Pikachu,&amp;quot; Chandler explained. According to his story, the power from the Chaos Emeralds transformed Pikachu into Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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The idea for the character came from a project Chandler was assigned his senior year of high school. He was enrolled in a computer graphics class that required him to design a CD cover. His original idea was to put Sonic and Pikachu on the cover, however, both characters are copyrighted. Instead he decided to combine the characters into something all his own. Thus, on March 17, 2000, Sonichu was born.&lt;br /&gt;
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Over time, Chandler began to mold and expand the life of Sonichu, giving him stories, homemade trading cards, clay figures, a board game, and a [[Sonichu medallion]] with charms, among other things.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chandler and the world he created for Sonichu were featured in the May 2004 issue of ''Nintendo Power.'' The place was called Cwcville (The &amp;quot;Cwc&amp;quot; prefix are his initials, Christian Weston Chandler). Nintendo Power was apparently impressed with Chandler's work. &amp;quot;Simply amazing. There's no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville - a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life.&amp;quot; The documentary, running about an hour, was taped from the Nintendo Gamecube title, ''Animal Crossing''. He dubbed his voice over the sound through a microphone and audio input in his VCR. In the documentary, Chandler covers &amp;quot;basically how I do things in ''Animal Crossing'' as the boy character, Sonichu, in the city of Cwcville.&amp;quot; Some of the tasks include using the journal as a monthly diary, making money, customizing the city, and conversing with another ''Animal Crossing'' city. For now, Sonichu remains a hobby in the future, Chandler would like to see Sonichu and his friends as real Pokémon, even having their own Nintendo Gamecube video game title. &amp;quot;I am not really sure what to do in order to do all that,&amp;quot; Chandler said, &amp;quot;but for now, Sonichu and I, Christian C., are in Nintedo Power Magazine!&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;[[Chris]]’s hour-long &amp;quot;'''''[[Animal Crossing]]'' Documentary'''&amp;quot; is a video where you can watch him reach the peak of his maturity. It offers tours of two different towns saved on two different memory cards. The town of [[Cwcville]] is home to [[Sonichu]], who wears a Sonichu outfit. The town of Cwc City is home to [[Crystal]], who wears a [[Rosechu]] outfit.&lt;br /&gt;
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Some of the narration centers around Chris complaining to Nintendo about his many personal problems. He [[Chris and his ego|expects]] the company to remember his fan letters regarding his dreams. He also implies that the company should send him [[Chris and reality|birthday presents]], reissue trading cards that went out of print so Chris can collect them, and adopt his fan characters as official [[Pokemon]]. He also expresses his distaste for the Playstation 2 and the Playstation, but speaks fondly of many obsolete consoles he owns that weren't made by Nintendo. He also mentions he dislikes a [[Wikipedia:Beyblade: Super Tournament Battle|Beyblade]] game because it's &amp;quot;[[Chris and reality|not real]]&amp;quot; which is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|disturbing]] in retrospect.&lt;br /&gt;
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The [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] debut album is featured prominently, as Chris sings several of the songs aloud and has the CD on repeat playing quietly in the background. &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;The Macarena&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; [[Yellow is a Mellow Color]] plays at least three times in the span of an hour. He also sings along to parts of the game. Much like the boatman Charon ferried the souls of the damned to Hades, a character shuttles Sonichu across a river while Chris sings in the voice that got him fired from [[Wendy's]]. The singing becomes high-pitched gibberish after two stanzas.&lt;br /&gt;
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There are a few odd moments, like where Chris compares two fighting insects to [[I Love Lucy]], says a [[Niggos|dark-skinned]] hippopotamus reminds him of Sanford and Son, and talks about his strained relationship with his father. Chris also doesn't mention the [[Wikipedia:Joy to the World (Hoyt Axton song)|bullfrog character named Jeremiah]], showing his ignorance of popular music outside of 90's pop music. Also he will gladly pull weeds in this game but not in [[Father Call|real life]].&lt;br /&gt;
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Chris mentions &amp;quot;profit&amp;quot; from selling in-game items over and over again. This in no way involves real money and is just Chris selling easily-found items dropped by the game to purchase more furniture and crap, which he finds validating. Chris probably enjoys the game because it showers him with rewards for completing simple tasks, none of which are challenging or stressful.&lt;br /&gt;
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This is Chris at his most infantile, immersing himself in a game full of soft animal characters with no conflict or challenge, telling jokes that [[Random access humor|aren't really jokes]] and singing horrible songs in a horrible voice.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
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| name           = Animal Crossing Documentary&lt;br /&gt;
| image          = {{#ev:googlevideo|-4734277862198455846}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Stardate       = 22nd [[November 2003]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Maker          = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]&lt;br /&gt;
| Subject Matter = {{Video games|text}}, {{Website|text}}&lt;br /&gt;
| Other          = {{Direct Feed|text}}, {{Leaked|[[DVD|Leaked]]}}&lt;br /&gt;
| previous       = [[The City of Cwicville Tour!#Watch|The City of Cwicville Tour]]&lt;br /&gt;
| next           = [[The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special#Part 1|The 24th Wedding Anniversary Special]]&lt;br /&gt;
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===Outline===&lt;br /&gt;
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| 00:01-01:24 || Introduction&lt;br /&gt;
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| 01:25-19:39 || Tour of Cwcville (part 1 of 2)&lt;br /&gt;
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| 19:40-25:19 || Trip to Cwcville Island&lt;br /&gt;
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| 25:20-35:24 || Tour of Cwcville (part 2 of 2)&lt;br /&gt;
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| 35:25-36:44 || Interlude&lt;br /&gt;
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| 36:45-52:39 || Tour of Cwc City&lt;br /&gt;
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| 52:40-53:39 || Interlude&lt;br /&gt;
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| 53:40-55:54 || Conclusion&lt;br /&gt;
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'''Introduction'''&lt;br /&gt;
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[&amp;lt;i&amp;gt;Gamecube startup screen with Chris singing along&amp;lt;/i&amp;gt;]&lt;br /&gt;
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Hello Nintendo! Welcome to my Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I am your host. My name is Christian Weston chandler. I live in Ruckersville, Virginia and I is [''sic''] 21 years old and I play because I am young at heart. So any way we are going to take a tour of my city...in Animal Crossing.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Goes to main menu'']&lt;br /&gt;
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The city's name is CWCville. See, those are my initials CWC. That's why it is spelled that way.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Picking menu options'']&lt;br /&gt;
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And my character's name is Sonichu. You may remember him from ahh previous letters I have sent to you guys in the past.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway we are going to get set up now. [''Chris starts singing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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We usually do have a good time.&lt;br /&gt;
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So anyway, stepping out is my character [[Sonichu]]. He's wearing the [[Chris and fashion|clothes]] with the character on it. Like I said you might remember his face. And there's his actual face.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows a sign with the face of Sonichu on it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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You remember the rest of his body you see the whole picture. &lt;br /&gt;
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And before we get to the daily routines I'm goin' let you...I'm goin' to take you on a tour of my house as well as uh, as well as you know, uh, a daily routine. We'll take a tour of the town, but first the house. You see this logo here, that is the logo to my website on the internet. If you would like to visit, here is the address. I'm going to leave it up for a few seconds.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Shows the address to his website for a few seconds'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Alright, that's enough.&lt;br /&gt;
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Now we're gonna take a tour of my house.&lt;br /&gt;
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Turn on the light so you can see better. This is my first floor obviously. I keep things well organized. I got enough room to walk around in; I can even do a dance, wanna see me do I bit?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins to sing'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Yellow_Is_A_Mellow_Color|Yellow is a mellow color]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Yes it is a mellow color&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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EEEEEHHHHH mellow color&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah. Course...a...when I...a... do a dance. I usually like to have my uh...audience.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris puts a wallpaper up on his house, resembling wrestling fans who just witnessed a Stone Cold Stunner.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Dodedododododoo. But since it's getting close to [[Christmas]], I have the snowflakes on the wall instead. And I keep it in this closet.  So anyway here's a fun thing.  This snowman he teach me how to play piano. And by the way just to let you know in case...a...you can hear the...a...music in the background.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris appears to be playing [[So_Need_A_Cute_Girl|So Need A Cute Girl]]'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Those are my karaoke numbers that I actually ma...that I actually made up lyrics too, and I have played and uh sang my voice over the originals. So let me give you an example; may I Mister Snowman? &amp;quot;Please go right ahead!&amp;quot; Alright.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins to sing again while Sonichu bangs on the piano'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[[Dirty_crapped_briefs|Tell me why]] &amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I'm stuck as a&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Virgin with Rage?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Semen#Recycling|Tell me why]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I so need a&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Cute Girl my age&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Medallions_of_Fail|Tell me why]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I never wanna&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hear you say&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
I have a boyfriend!&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Chris stops singing'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And that was inspired by a [[Love Quest|real thing]]. By the way that's your website...that is your website isn't it? Nintendo.com, it's a nice place to visit; but we cannot live there. Which brings us up to our next subject.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''A calendar of November appears on the screen'']&lt;br /&gt;
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The diary, you guys did a good job of it going back and forth within a 12 month radius. By the way, this is my birthday, right here my actual birthday, I was born in 1982.  You guys...in case you want to take a note there. OK, that's long enough. So anyway uh, it does make a...not only does it work for a calendar, but it makes for a good monthly journal. As for a monthly journal entry here in November.  &lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris begins to scroll up and down his journal entry'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Yeah I tried to get a girlfriend because, I don't have a girlfriend. But I have made up a poem, let you guys read it.&lt;br /&gt;
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''My dreams of getting a girlfriend was crushed by the medeling [''sic''] [[Mary_Lee_Walsh|&amp;quot;Mary Lee Walsh.&amp;quot;]]&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Christian Chandler.&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
November 4, 2003&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Saddest Heart in the World&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Lonesome and sad, lonesome and sad, the &amp;quot;Mastermind&amp;quot; is very bad. In efforts of getting a Boyfriend-Free gal, that female dog took my only idea for a fall. Heart-broken, sad and very lonely, I'll never remove my virginity. And with Backstreet Boys' tune, I sing my lonesome croon: &amp;quot;Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with rage. Tell me why, I so need a...''&lt;br /&gt;
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All right. Scroll down a little bit as we go along.&lt;br /&gt;
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''...cute girl my age. Tell me why, I ain't ever wanna hear you say 'I have a boyfriend.'&amp;quot; And so, deep in dreary thought, a girl was what I sought. A stitch in time, will never remove my...''&lt;br /&gt;
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It's a very good pro...poem, because I am an artist, as well as a poet. I make a rhyme every time.&lt;br /&gt;
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''...crying rhyme. I may be destined for loneliness forever, fate is to blame...whatever. I conclude this cry, to say that as long as there are no matching girls, my happiness well runs dry.''&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway that's my poem, but in case...a you didn't notice here. Look right here &amp;quot;Tell me why, I'm stuck as a virgin with rage&amp;quot;. I put my song lyric in here because it was inspired; because I do not have a girlfriend. You know why, cause I have a [[Noviophobia|phobia]] that every girl I talk to she already has a boyfriend.&lt;br /&gt;
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Right. So anyway moving on with the tour of my house. As you can see I've got I'm collecting the NES games. I've got most of them down here, and I've got a couple upstairs. One of em's fake you know which one I'm talking about, does April 1st strike a bell? So my favorite game is right here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''&amp;quot;Would you like to play&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
[[Fail|DK Jr MATH?]]&amp;quot;'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I like it because...a it really challenges the mind in the math area and gets your memory fresh there. And by the way notice the two logos here?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Chris is making a motion towards the GameCube and N64 logos'']&lt;br /&gt;
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It's a good way to welcome the guests, that come into your house. Ol' Nintendo 64 on the left, and GameCube on the right, caught them before an after deal.  Oh and look at this, a good little south feng shui here. Of course makes for a good welcome mat.  Speaking of feng shui, I've got my red items against the east side.  And helps of getting more NES games; specially that Wario's Woods. By the way, how the heck do you get that game anyway? I mean all you tell us do to is to go to Animal Island. And then what the heck do we do? You should have given us more details, back in the previous issue of uh The Crossing Guardian.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Speaking of which I've been a long time subscriber. So therefore I've got all their previous issues. And I time travel back and forth when I start Animal Crossing to collect a few items, but in respect to uh...time traveling back because I missed a few items I made a new character named &amp;quot;Tim Timetale&amp;quot; and uh he time-traveled back and got the remaining items, give them to me, as well as the other character I made up, and uh the uh the other city in Slot B, which uh I'll tell you about that later.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[6:45]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Character walks up stairs to the second floor of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, we're going upstairs. This is my [[Chris's room|bedroom]]. It's a lot of fun, isn't it, because I like to make things fun since, you know, I'm young at heart. And here's a fun joke. Turn on the TV sit down and watch TV while I wait t-to get on the internet. It's a good way to kill time anyway. Anyway, here's the fake [''brings up caption for the April Fool's NES game, Super Tortimer'']. Sound familiar? Right [''[[sigh|sighs]]'']. Anyway, this is my bed. The harvest bed. Nice choice, isn't it? I'm going to take a quick nap.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[7:17]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Character lays down on bed while Chris makes snoring noises too close to the microphone'']&lt;br /&gt;
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OK. Nap's over. All right. You want to see my music collection? [''Brings up music menu''] It's all good. I got them all courtesy of K.K. Slider. Well, of course, the first one was a freebie from the e-reader card. &amp;quot;Swipe, Swipe, Swipe&amp;quot;. Anyway, here's the fan and the Mario Brothers stuff. Oh, and uh you notice what time it is? It's 1:15. Good time to start. In the afternoon. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[7:48]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Character walks down stairs to first floor of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, now we're going down to the basement. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Character walks down stairs to the basement of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Let me just turn on the lights. I keep my models down here. It's a nice little aero fa [sic] models, and I leave enough room for me to walk around in. Well. That's a cute joke. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;Hey. Stop. You're under arrest.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;What for?&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;For uh being the black market, you red fox.''&amp;quot;&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;Ah, geez.&amp;quot;''&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And I got both houses. Yeah, I scored that high with the HRA. Notice this train? I wonder where it's headed to. It's probably headed over to the memory card in Slot B. I'll tell you about that city later. Anyway. This is where I do my cooking. If uh if you can ever do your cooking in Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube. I have that DVD. And this is the fridge. I could store my food in there, but I can't. What? Does it have a padlock on it or something? Oh, look. Here's my phone. Let's make a phone call. [''Pulls up phone menu, calling the Dial-a-Psychic''] Hello? Thank you. Good advice. Hey. Let's have a seat on this thing. I like this thing. Listen to this. [''Character sits on the couch and it makes a fart noise'']. Let me do that again. [''Character again jumps on the couch as it makes a fart noise''] One more time. [''Character again jumps on couch with predictable results''] OK. That's enough. Too much fun and [[Lie|you'll die laughing]]. &lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[9:04]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Character walks up stairs to first floor of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway. That's my house. Let me just turn off the lights before I leave.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Character walks out the front door of house'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright, now where going to go through my daily routines. As well as a tour of the town.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Pause menu pops up'']&lt;br /&gt;
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You notice I've got an empty inventory. And by the way, here's a good rule of thumb. Keeping my shovel, net, pole, axe, and letters here on the bottom row. You know why? I'll tell you bout that when we get to the next shop. Anyway, I usually check my mail; what do you know I got three presents. Let's see what this one is though. [[Bob]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''How ARE you, Sonichu?&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Well now, I bet your bottom Bell you didn't expect me to cut out and split town, huh? Nope, I shocked the world! I'm turning over a new leaf- see you on the flip side!&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;br&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Laters, Bob''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh I guess he moved out, oh well.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu proceeds to throw out poor Bob's letter, then collect his gifts from the remaining letters'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, let's see what we got from the uh, probably from the museum; because I did up those fossils and uh...I sell them. Makes a nice profit.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu throws away all three letters'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I just quickly uh read through them and then throw them away. You know like...junk mail! You could also say pop-ups if they had &amp;quot;x's&amp;quot; on em.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu begins to open his gifts'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
See what we got here, A dinosaur track, a Tricera tail, and a dinosaur egg. Well that'll make a nice profit. By the way, in case you missed it the first time I'll put it up again.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Once again shows the address to his website'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Ok you got it, alright now. Before we head to Nook's shop which will be the last stop on the tour; we go- we're gonna take the rest of the tour here. Alright let's see. Well this is the train station. But I travel to the other city which I'll tell you about now. The name of the city is CWCcity. Spelled C-W-C-c-i-t-y, we'll visit there latter, but not by train of course. It'll be a hou-It'll be a run by the uh character named [[Crystal_Weston_Chandler_(sister)|Crystal]], C-r-y-s-t-a-l, when we get there. All right. Oh, look at this, a hole in the ground. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''opens the menu to equip his golden shovel'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah, you see, sometimes there's an item in CWCcity. I don't have it here in CWCville because I have CWCville a lot longer than CWCcity. I bring stuff from CWCcity over here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''he digs up the buried item - it's a folding chair'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'Cause obviously I did not collect this one yet. I got good memory.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu screws up and digs another hole; he cleans both of them up'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah, and also I got a good taste for music because I grew up on music. So anyway let's move on with- oh, you notice this [a golden statue of Sonichu]? You know why this is here?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''This statue was erected in honor of Sonichu's full loan repayment!'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I paid my debt. And this is Sonichu's mug again, right next to the master. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu runs past a sign reading &amp;quot;H.F.A.&amp;quot; with two almost invisible red eyes'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, look at this. H.F.A. And very mean eyes. Must mean something bad. ...I know what it means. I'll tell you about it at the end of the documentary here. Uh, the city of CWCville and CWCcity, or otherwise all the deal [?] in Animal Crossing for Nintendo GameCube, in a nutshell.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu enters the acre with the post office on it'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway, here's the post office, do my mailing and such and the e-reader swipes. By the way there's a good way to profit from the e-reader, I'll tell you about it in CWCcity.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu comes across a shining ring in the ground'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, what do you know! A money spot. I'll just dig up the thousand bells.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu pulls a shovel out of his inventory and digs up the money sack'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yep, thousand bells, just bury that up. Mmm, drag it up there. Use the R button to quickly pick up the items.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu enters the acre with the dump in it, he enters it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, here's the dump. I come here first, pick up the- whatever items I want every time I start Animal Crossing. Hmm, got a shirt, what do we have here? A plant. I's have picked up a pothos before so I know it's a plant.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu starts wandering into some acres filled with trees'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I don't really use plants in my house you n-n-noticed, essept for that Christmas Tree but that's for, you know, the holidays. Anyway she's around here, I want to show you my favorite character that I kind of got to know from the start.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu finds his way into an acre with a house on it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oop, she just went in. So let's go say hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu follows some blue cat into a house and rams into it'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah uhm, uhm, would you come out here please?&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu walks back into the center of the room and back into the blue cat, he pushes it into a corner'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mmm... Darnit, I can't see her but anyway uh, I think you recognize her. Oh here we go a little bit. Yeah mint, she's a sweety.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu talks to the Mint about some random crap'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
She gave me a birthday present on my 21st birthday when I time-traveled back. Talk to me!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Mint rambles on about how it's cold out and how winter's coming'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[unintelligible], it's November.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Mint asks Sonichu if he has a heater'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah I got a heater in the basement.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Mint jokingly mocks him about turning on heaters during November'']&lt;br /&gt;
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[Chris chuckles] Yea.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Mint says something about how it's going to get colder'']&lt;br /&gt;
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That's right. Well, I'll see you later Minty, you're a sweety.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu leaves Mint's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway that's uhh all so on the trip. We'll take a look at all the other colorful characters we have around here.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''The town map comes up, different acres are examined'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Also uh every time I keep track of the-uh map so that I can see if anyone new came in. Oh, we got a new neighbor, Bertha. I haven't noticed her before. So she's obviously new. So anyway uh, let's move on.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu starts running through the woods and comes across some kangaroo'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Here's another character I grew up with. Actually she moved in, and lived here most of the time. Marcy. And now she's wearing a Sonichu shirt. Sonichu is very popular in CWCville.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu heads south to an acre with some green mouse's house in it'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
There's [unintelligible], she just went in.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads west and finds some giraffe's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And there's Elmer. He just went in, he's one of the senior citizens around here too. I say that because he's lived here- by the way our ne- our city pe- fruit is a peach. But I've grown a lot of orange, pears n such.&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;lt;small&amp;gt;[14:15]&amp;lt;/small&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu heads west and finds a white cat, she says something about how CWCville is amazing'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh what do you know, it's that girl from the train.&lt;br /&gt;
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[''He talks to Blanca'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I draw her face every time, but when I'm in a hurry I just color it, the whole thing, and she just looks like a... ''Blank face''. But I gave her a face last time. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu starts to head out of the acre but turns around and runs back in'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Oh, there was another character up here on the hill.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu heads to a goat's house by a river'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And she just came out, [unintelligible]. What do you know, Elmer's clothes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu runs out of that acre back into the woods'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, moving on with the tour.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu comes to some giant tree with a fountain thing in front of it, Chris mistakes it for a well. Some billboards are to the right of it'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, [Chris chortles] good joke. Anyway I also, you know I like to use the billboards, put my signs up. There's my Sonichu site logo, there's Sonichu's mug. I got two here side by side represent the holidy and such. Yea here we got your corn that you got from the previous issue and I drew this leaf. &lt;br /&gt;
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[''It doesn't look like a leaf'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Obviously for Thanksgiving and the harvest festival.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''A blue bear walks into the video'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh, look there's Groucho. He's wearin' a Sonichu site shirt. Let's say hello.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu starts speaking with Groucho'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Entertain me.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Groucho bitches about his mom and fruit'']&lt;br /&gt;
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A [unintelligible] huh?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Groucho offers Sonichu an apple, Sonichu accepts'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I-I'll take one. Yeah, it makes a nice little profit when you talk to them and most of the time it happens from the jobs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu walks east and comes across a green lion's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So anyway. Yeah, here's Leopold, he moved in a long time-&lt;br /&gt;
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[''Sonichu makes his way to a green rooster's abode'']&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's Hank, he's one of the senior citizens around here also. [unintelligible]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu runs to a teal hippo's house'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's go see our new neighbor. Oh, here she is. She must be Bertha. Hello Bertha.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu talks to Bertha, Bertha talks about how nice the town is etc. etc.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
It is a nice place. Heh you're scatterbrained. Ok, yeah, well see you around! &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu heads south towards a museum'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[Chris Grunts] Here's the Museum.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu heads inside'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Let's go look at the exhibits.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''We see the inside of the museum, as Sonichu heads towards the insect section.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
First, we'll look at the bug exhibit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Sonichu is now inside the insect section.'']&lt;br /&gt;
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I got most of the bugs.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I'll show 'ya. This is my bug collection, I caught them all one-by-one and donated them one-by-one.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[I Got A Fish|Wanna' see my number of fish?]] Not as much.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Not as much. Anyway, uh, all the bugs are just runnin' around here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey, whaddya' know, we got a couple- few bugs on the trees here.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two of them are fighting. Well, that's funny, like Lucy and Desi.&lt;br /&gt;
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I love Lucy.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway, uh, nebit, cebit, zibit, the fish exhibit.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah, you can see here I caught those fish and I donated them.&lt;br /&gt;
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Hmm, this one is empty.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I guess it's waiting for a kind donation.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah, here's a bunch of fish; here's some more fish. &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alright, anyway, moving on with the tour the museum, take a look at the paintings.&lt;br /&gt;
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I haven't gotten them all yet, but, uh, I got a few.&lt;br /&gt;
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Here's a nice one, it's strange though. sw- why- I gu- why I'd call it a strange painting.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yeah, some of them are- most of them are just waiting for a kind donation, but I got this one from a swipe.&lt;br /&gt;
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Well, my favorite painting around here is, uh, right here.&lt;br /&gt;
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Washington crossing the Delaware, but you guys call it the Classic Paining.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, moving on, We're gonna' check out what I worked hard for and actually got done, the fossil section. &lt;br /&gt;
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All the fossils, right here; all of them! Dug them all up!. &lt;br /&gt;
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Though the last one I completed and the last one I picked up was the pterodactyl.&lt;br /&gt;
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All I needed was the right wing and that completed the pterodactyl.&lt;br /&gt;
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As well as the fossil exhibit; and who's my favorite? It's obvious. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway- oh, you can actually see a bug in that amber, y'know? That right there, I wonder what kind of bug that is.&lt;br /&gt;
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I think it was in the, uh, insect thing.&lt;br /&gt;
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Oh well, forget it.&lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, moving on with the tour, leaving the museum.&lt;br /&gt;
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See you later, sleeping Blathers. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well, here's another neighbor, Cookie; She just went in. &lt;br /&gt;
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This is a- here's a- here's the dock, right here, and there's the sea turtle. &lt;br /&gt;
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Of course I usually would check around the, uh, beach lines for old Gulliver, that sailor bird. &lt;br /&gt;
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You should have called him Pelliper like the Pokemon. &lt;br /&gt;
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You notice these two signs here? You need a Gameboy Advance to get started, but when you come back, welcome to the Gamecube. &lt;br /&gt;
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Anyway, let's go visit the island real quick, 'cuz I'll show you something fun you could do on the island. &lt;br /&gt;
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I use my Gameboy Advance SP but I do have a GBA as well. &lt;br /&gt;
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Well, I use the, uh, SP for, uh, y'know the eReader because y'know my Digimon players. &lt;br /&gt;
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End of video spoiler: &amp;quot;HFA&amp;quot; stands for &amp;quot;High-Functionally [[Autism]]&amp;quot;. Apparently, this is Chris's autistic way of saying &amp;quot;High-''Functioning'' Autism&amp;quot;.&lt;br /&gt;
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==Nintendo Power's Article==&lt;br /&gt;
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''[[Nintendo Power]]''’s May 2004 article on Chris’s documentary covers only Sonichu’s life in Cwcville. The way that the article speaks of Sonichu’s actions, most casual readers would be led to believe that “Sonichu” is the real name of the person who submitted the documentary.&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotenews|'''Sonichu’s Cwcville Documentary'''&lt;br /&gt;
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Simply amazing. There’s no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville—a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life. His opulent manor contained every manner of furniture. Cwcville’s landscape was filled to the bursting point with all the animals who’d moved to his well-tended town. And Sonichu has customized everything about his town—even many villagers have followed his bold trends, wearing the patterns he has created!&lt;br /&gt;
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Cwcville is brimming with Sonichu’s patterns, including the popular Poké Ball.}}&lt;br /&gt;
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==PVCC's News Report==&lt;br /&gt;
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The 26 April 2004 issue of [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC's]] school newspaper, ''The Forum'', included a news report on the &amp;quot;accomplishments&amp;quot; of then-student Christian Chandler. The first half of the article discusses Chris's OFFICIAL and ORIGINIAL creation, Sonichu, while the second half covers Chris's Animal Crossing Documentary, going so far as to quote ''[[Nintendo Power]]'''s own coverage. Everyone can draw their conclusions of how slow news day it was at the PVCC by comparing how big the ''Nintendo Power'' article was, and how big this article was.&lt;br /&gt;
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[[File:391-SchuPVCCArticle.jpg|thumb|center|Meet Sonichu]]&lt;br /&gt;
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{{quotenews|'''Meet Sonichu'''&amp;lt;br/&amp;gt;''Student featured in &amp;quot;Nintendo Power&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
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Most everyone has a hobby. It may be hard to find free time in between classes, especially with exam week quickly approaching, but PVCC student Christian Chandler, has dedicated many hours to his past time. He is the creator of Sonichu, the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon.&lt;br /&gt;
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Like Sonic, Sonichu can run at high speeds. &amp;quot;During Super Sonic's battle against the [[Perfect Chaos Monster|Perfect Chaos monster]] (''Sonic Adventure DX'' for Gamecube), Super Sonic was spat out by the monster, and colldied with a by-standing Pikachu,&amp;quot; Chandler explained. According to his story, the power from the Chaos Emeralds transformed Pikachu into Sonichu.&lt;br /&gt;
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The idea for the character came from a project Chandler was assigned his senior year of high school. He was enrolled in a computer graphics class that required him to design a CD cover. His original idea was to put Sonic and Pikachu on the cover, however, both characters are copyrighted. Instead he decided to combine the characters into something all his own. Thus, on March 17, 2000, Sonichu was born.&lt;br /&gt;
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Chandler and the world he created for Sonichu were featured in the May 2004 issue of ''Nintendo Power.'' The place was called Cwcville (The &amp;quot;Cwc&amp;quot; prefix are his initials, Christian Weston Chandler). Nintendo Power was apparently impressed with Chandler's work. &amp;quot;Simply amazing. There's no other way to describe what we received from Sonichu of Cwcville - a full video documentary that walked us through his daily life.&amp;quot; The documentary, running about an hour, was taped from the Nintendo Gamecube title, ''Animal Crossing''. He dubbed his voice over the sound through a microphone and audio input in his VCR. In the documentary, Chandler covers &amp;quot;basically how I do things in ''Animal Crossing'' as the boy character, Sonichu, in the city of Cwcville.&amp;quot; Some of the tasks include using the journal as a monthly diary, making money, customizing the city, and conversing with another ''Animal Crossing'' city. For now, Sonichu remains a hobby in the future, Chandler would like to see Sonichu and his friends as real Pokémon, even having their own Nintendo Gamecube video game title. &amp;quot;I am not really sure what to do in order to do all that,&amp;quot; Chandler said, &amp;quot;but for now, Sonichu and I, Christian C., are in Nintedo Power Magazine!&amp;quot;}}&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH.  This is an urge I cannot control.  Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*You did a good job!  I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== To do ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rename dis bitch ==&lt;br /&gt;
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up.  This should be &amp;quot;6 June 2010&amp;quot;.  What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide.  I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;v@&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; V&amp;amp; by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Probably.  They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Add to relevant article?==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Stalking==&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Wikipedia, which is always right, &amp;quot;[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person.&amp;quot; Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers &amp;quot;enemies&amp;quot;, him stalking people &amp;quot;offending&amp;quot; him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Snyder's input==&lt;br /&gt;
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Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story?  He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his &amp;quot;Love-Quest&amp;quot;? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::That's not true.  Sometimes he stands up to play Guitar Hero and threaten the internet. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 15:29, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Made up at the spot?==&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept.  That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Robotnik==&lt;br /&gt;
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I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic &amp;amp; Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*So he'll say &amp;quot;I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!&amp;quot; every time we win?  Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Yeah, kinda like that.  And eventually he'll get fed up of going after &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Sonic&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen.  Except by &amp;quot;building,&amp;quot; I mean &amp;quot;inflating,&amp;quot; and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.&lt;br /&gt;
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:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky.  Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero.  Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno.  It would be just like AoStH, except &amp;quot;Robotnik&amp;quot; has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and has a fucking terrible singing voice.  [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::As opposed to the real Robotnik, who sings like an Angel. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::A lot like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvyvwoi6mrw Long John Baldry], actually.  [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 01:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Make it so, number two. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:38, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I wish Chris was still taking fanmail. Maybe an innocent seven-year-old fan would mail it claiming Chris reminded him of Robotnik or something. I'm sure that would put him in a minor fit. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:11, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Police Report==&lt;br /&gt;
There must be one.  I don't know any free service to get the record, but if anyone does, toss it up.  Alternatively, if someone is willing to use a pay service to get at it, it might make somebody here love you.  Not me though.  --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Keep an eye on [http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&amp;amp;vw=criminal&amp;amp;1=IgL6lgJ0ciJdZHqNItwC9IIt79kNs2z0bXy0js2l1aI%3d&amp;amp;input=name this page]. It has Chris's other crimes, so it may be updated later. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 19:58, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Thanks Bluth, I'll be watching that.  But there should be a document written by a police officer that details the entire incident from the perspective of that officer.  I think that might do a lot to give a clear image of what happened, since all we've got is a few words from Michael (who didn't give much detail, and may not be totally correct) and a video from Chris (who is pretty okay with lying, and regardless is a poor communicator).  The records are sorted by place and time, not name, but should be pretty trackable.  The only issue is that I think you need access to a paid database to collect the record if you're outside the jurisdiction.  I'm not 100% sure though, since I've never gone looking for one.  If somebody knows how to find the record, that would probably make the entire situation ''much'' clearer.  --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:03, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Once the case is closed the information is open to public perusal...provided there is a case, or if a write-up counts. --[[User:Hellion|Hellion]] 12:25 11 June, 2010&lt;br /&gt;
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==Am I the only one that noticed this?==&lt;br /&gt;
I noticed the absence of not only the medallion but also the amnyfest ring. Usually this means that this isnt TRUE and HONEST content, right? Or is there some other mitigating circumstance? I am not going to edit the article to highlight this as I doubt that no one hasnt noticed these things missing. I am just interested on you guys' take on this. Thoughts? [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 20:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Good eye! I missed this detail.--[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 21:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Neither have the past two videos before this. Either that means the past two videos (effectively both internet rage quits, and we can see how honest those were) were all lies, or it's part of his newer, more-&amp;quot;mature&amp;quot; (if you can call it that) image, what with the less retarded clothing. I think the latter is more likely, although the former would make sense. I just doubt Chris actually plans things like that. And given his frequent tendency of lying, he'd probably label blatant lies as True and Honest anyway. --[[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 04:10, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*I think someone in the YASG briefed him on the cock-blocking power of the medallion. So, in the effort of cosplay Marco Polo, he removed the piece of clay and replaced it by his own brand of &amp;quot;Trailer Chic&amp;quot;. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
== A Warning...Really? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Did the cops seriously let Chris off with a warning?  Were they not informed beforehand about his previous troubles with Chris?  I was absolutely furious to hear that Chris was let off the hook again. --SpaceScreaminJohn 00:49, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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He's got three priors so the police know him. And they what we know; he's too weak to cause people real harm. Still, he's dangerous behind the wheel. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Those three priors were five years ago.  Plus, anyone who sees Chris can tell that he has some sort of mental problem--Wes always thought he had Downs, for example.  If Bob and Barb are any indication, Charlottesville is surrounded by lawsuit happy rednecks and the cop wouldn't have a chance in court--and even then such a scandal would ruin their career, they'd always be &amp;quot;that monster who busted a poor retarded guy&amp;quot;.  Really, the warning was the best thing they could do.  If Chris winds up doing something stupid again this year, they'll probably come down on him a bit harder.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:18, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I agree, the cops probably let him off easy because they did sense that he's retarded. However, it won't be much help to him if he does it again. At this point, Chris's repeated harassment of Michael could very well be argued to be criminal and definitely threatening. If Chris pulls this shit again, there's going to be 2 possible outcomes:&lt;br /&gt;
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1. If the cops do nothing or let him off with a warning again, Michael has more than enough proof to file a civil suit against Chris for mental suffering, and Chris's autism wont get him off the hook this time. Regardless of Chris's mental state, he did cause suffering to Michael and someone will have to pay for not protecting him from Chris. Either Chris's parents (or possibly the police department if it can be proved they acted negligently in protecting Michael form Chris) would end up having to pay for Snyder's suffering, and most likely it would be the lumberjack and snorlax as their technically his legal guardians. When they have to sell the house to pay off the legal bills and judgment against them, maybe then they will reflect on their utter failure as parents.&lt;br /&gt;
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2. Chris get's arrested, booked and processed. Now, since he is legally retarded, he wouldn't get sent to jail, but he is still a danger to the community, so he'd end up institutionalized. This would be perfect, as he'd be forced to live with a bunch of other &amp;quot;slow in the minds&amp;quot; and I'm 90% certain that they don't allow video games, especially not to retards that have addictions to them. He could then only be released if it's proven that he's capable of functioning in the real world, and we all know that that isn't gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Needless to say, Chris has pushed his luck for the last time. If he does do something criminal again, he'll be in deep shit --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:46, 11 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Here here! Lets all hope that he gets his comeuppance next time then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:35, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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**Here's Hoping : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:39, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== He mentioned two trolls to the officers ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Which two get the honor, I Say Clyde and tito&lt;br /&gt;
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Does he realize how crazy he must sound if the police have no idea what a &amp;quot;troll&amp;quot; is?  You take away the internet meaning, and he sounds like some paranoid retard who thinks some imaginary creatures are out to get him via the web.--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 08:17, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Has Chris crossed the line? ==&lt;br /&gt;
If he's really tried to kill Michael, is it possible this has stopped being funny and started being scary? &lt;br /&gt;
-Sarge 13:33 10 June 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
* God damn, guys, stop being so melodramatic. This shit isn't scary, and no matter what he does, he will never achieve an action which is scary. You guys need to get off the internet more. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:37, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* He tried to hit someone with a car.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Sign your posts guys.  It's just 4 ~ in a row, not that hard.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:17, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is a first-class pussy. I think he tried to do so but became skittish at the last second. I still think he might hit someone on a 'Tard-Rage moment but this wasn't the case. As far as I can say, Chris's stalking habits raised many red flags even before I have heard that he owns a car. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:13, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Chris cross&amp;quot; lol.&lt;br /&gt;
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but seriously, if the police won't do anything, this is probably what will land him in jail for good, considering he can't do anything else. Let's just hope he's still reluctant to actually kill anyone IRL. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:44, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Fiddle&amp;quot; the cats==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just for the articles sake can we find where the rumor started that seems to be getting Manchild a bit annoyed? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris invented it on June 4 after a woman, possibly either Michael Snyder's wife or daughter, called him a &amp;quot;kiddie fiddler&amp;quot; and he misheard it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:32, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Well folks....... this is it. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The countdown to Oblivion has begun. It is only a matter of time before Chris is either is killed by his own stupidity or is institutionalized. I bet this will happen before the year is out. I cannot see someone as self destructive as Chris getting through another year. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 8:40 12 June&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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&lt;div&gt;Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH.  This is an urge I cannot control.  Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*You did a good job!  I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== To do ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rename dis bitch ==&lt;br /&gt;
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up.  This should be &amp;quot;6 June 2010&amp;quot;.  What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide.  I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;v@&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; V&amp;amp; by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Probably.  They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Add to relevant article?==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.&lt;br /&gt;
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Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Stalking==&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Wikipedia, which is always right, &amp;quot;[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person.&amp;quot; Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers &amp;quot;enemies&amp;quot;, him stalking people &amp;quot;offending&amp;quot; him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Snyder's input==&lt;br /&gt;
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Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story?  He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his &amp;quot;Love-Quest&amp;quot;? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::That's not true.  Sometimes he stands up to play Guitar Hero and threaten the internet. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 15:29, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Made up at the spot?==&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept.  That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Robotnik==&lt;br /&gt;
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I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic &amp;amp; Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*So he'll say &amp;quot;I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!&amp;quot; every time we win?  Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Yeah, kinda like that.  And eventually he'll get fed up of going after &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Sonic&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen.  Except by &amp;quot;building,&amp;quot; I mean &amp;quot;inflating,&amp;quot; and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.&lt;br /&gt;
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:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky.  Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero.  Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno.  It would be just like AoStH, except &amp;quot;Robotnik&amp;quot; has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and has a fucking terrible singing voice.  [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::As opposed to the real Robotnik, who sings like an Angel. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::A lot like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvyvwoi6mrw Long John Baldry], actually.  [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 01:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Make it so, number two. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:38, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Ta-da.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dr Chris Chan.png|left|150px]][[Image:Sonic Clyde Cash.jpg|center|200px]]--[[User:Yoyoddd|Yoyoddd]] 10:19, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Put these images in the fanart section immediatly! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I wish Chris was still taking fanmail. Maybe an innocent seven-year-old fan would mail it claiming Chris reminded him of Robotnik or something. I'm sure that would put him in a minor fit. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:11, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Police Report==&lt;br /&gt;
There must be one.  I don't know any free service to get the record, but if anyone does, toss it up.  Alternatively, if someone is willing to use a pay service to get at it, it might make somebody here love you.  Not me though.  --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Keep an eye on [http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&amp;amp;vw=criminal&amp;amp;1=IgL6lgJ0ciJdZHqNItwC9IIt79kNs2z0bXy0js2l1aI%3d&amp;amp;input=name this page]. It has Chris's other crimes, so it may be updated later. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 19:58, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Thanks Bluth, I'll be watching that.  But there should be a document written by a police officer that details the entire incident from the perspective of that officer.  I think that might do a lot to give a clear image of what happened, since all we've got is a few words from Michael (who didn't give much detail, and may not be totally correct) and a video from Chris (who is pretty okay with lying, and regardless is a poor communicator).  The records are sorted by place and time, not name, but should be pretty trackable.  The only issue is that I think you need access to a paid database to collect the record if you're outside the jurisdiction.  I'm not 100% sure though, since I've never gone looking for one.  If somebody knows how to find the record, that would probably make the entire situation ''much'' clearer.  --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:03, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Once the case is closed the information is open to public perusal...provided there is a case, or if a write-up counts. --[[User:Hellion|Hellion]] 12:25 11 June, 2010&lt;br /&gt;
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==Am I the only one that noticed this?==&lt;br /&gt;
I noticed the absence of not only the medallion but also the amnyfest ring. Usually this means that this isnt TRUE and HONEST content, right? Or is there some other mitigating circumstance? I am not going to edit the article to highlight this as I doubt that no one hasnt noticed these things missing. I am just interested on you guys' take on this. Thoughts? [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 20:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Good eye! I missed this detail.--[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 21:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Neither have the past two videos before this. Either that means the past two videos (effectively both internet rage quits, and we can see how honest those were) were all lies, or it's part of his newer, more-&amp;quot;mature&amp;quot; (if you can call it that) image, what with the less retarded clothing. I think the latter is more likely, although the former would make sense. I just doubt Chris actually plans things like that. And given his frequent tendency of lying, he'd probably label blatant lies as True and Honest anyway. --[[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 04:10, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*I think someone in the YASG briefed him on the cock-blocking power of the medallion. So, in the effort of cosplay Marco Polo, he removed the piece of clay and replaced it by his own brand of &amp;quot;Trailer Chic&amp;quot;. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
== A Warning...Really? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Did the cops seriously let Chris off with a warning?  Were they not informed beforehand about his previous troubles with Chris?  I was absolutely furious to hear that Chris was let off the hook again. --SpaceScreaminJohn 00:49, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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He's got three priors so the police know him. And they what we know; he's too weak to cause people real harm. Still, he's dangerous behind the wheel. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Those three priors were five years ago.  Plus, anyone who sees Chris can tell that he has some sort of mental problem--Wes always thought he had Downs, for example.  If Bob and Barb are any indication, Charlottesville is surrounded by lawsuit happy rednecks and the cop wouldn't have a chance in court--and even then such a scandal would ruin their career, they'd always be &amp;quot;that monster who busted a poor retarded guy&amp;quot;.  Really, the warning was the best thing they could do.  If Chris winds up doing something stupid again this year, they'll probably come down on him a bit harder.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:18, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I agree, the cops probably let him off easy because they did sense that he's retarded. However, it won't be much help to him if he does it again. At this point, Chris's repeated harassment of Michael could very well be argued to be criminal and definitely threatening. If Chris pulls this shit again, there's going to be 2 possible outcomes:&lt;br /&gt;
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1. If the cops do nothing or let him off with a warning again, Michael has more than enough proof to file a civil suit against Chris for mental suffering, and Chris's autism wont get him off the hook this time. Regardless of Chris's mental state, he did cause suffering to Michael and someone will have to pay for not protecting him from Chris. Either Chris's parents (or possibly the police department if it can be proved they acted negligently in protecting Michael form Chris) would end up having to pay for Snyder's suffering, and most likely it would be the lumberjack and snorlax as their technically his legal guardians. When they have to sell the house to pay off the legal bills and judgment against them, maybe then they will reflect on their utter failure as parents.&lt;br /&gt;
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2. Chris get's arrested, booked and processed. Now, since he is legally retarded, he wouldn't get sent to jail, but he is still a danger to the community, so he'd end up institutionalized. This would be perfect, as he'd be forced to live with a bunch of other &amp;quot;slow in the minds&amp;quot; and I'm 90% certain that they don't allow video games, especially not to retards that have addictions to them. He could then only be released if it's proven that he's capable of functioning in the real world, and we all know that that isn't gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Needless to say, Chris has pushed his luck for the last time. If he does do something criminal again, he'll be in deep shit --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:46, 11 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Here here! Lets all hope that he gets his comeuppance next time then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:35, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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**Here's Hoping : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:39, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== He mentioned two trolls to the officers ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Which two get the honor, I Say Clyde and tito&lt;br /&gt;
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Does he realize how crazy he must sound if the police have no idea what a &amp;quot;troll&amp;quot; is?  You take away the internet meaning, and he sounds like some paranoid retard who thinks some imaginary creatures are out to get him via the web.--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 08:17, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Has Chris crossed the line? ==&lt;br /&gt;
If he's really tried to kill Michael, is it possible this has stopped being funny and started being scary? &lt;br /&gt;
-Sarge 13:33 10 June 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
* God damn, guys, stop being so melodramatic. This shit isn't scary, and no matter what he does, he will never achieve an action which is scary. You guys need to get off the internet more. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:37, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* He tried to hit someone with a car.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Sign your posts guys.  It's just 4 ~ in a row, not that hard.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:17, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is a first-class pussy. I think he tried to do so but became skittish at the last second. I still think he might hit someone on a 'Tard-Rage moment but this wasn't the case. As far as I can say, Chris's stalking habits raised many red flags even before I have heard that he owns a car. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:13, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Chris cross&amp;quot; lol.&lt;br /&gt;
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but seriously, if the police won't do anything, this is probably what will land him in jail for good, considering he can't do anything else. Let's just hope he's still reluctant to actually kill anyone IRL. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:44, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Fiddle&amp;quot; the cats==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just for the articles sake can we find where the rumor started that seems to be getting Manchild a bit annoyed? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris invented it on June 4 after a woman, possibly either Michael Snyder's wife or daughter, called him a &amp;quot;kiddie fiddler&amp;quot; and he misheard it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:32, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Well folks....... this is it. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The countdown to Oblivion has begun. It is only a matter of time before Chris is either is killed by his own stupidity or is institutionalized. I bet this will happen before the year is out. I cannot see someone as self destructive as Chris getting through another year. [[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]]8:40 12 June&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;GOTDANG: /* Well folks....... this is it. */ new section&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div&gt;Fool that I am, I think I might actually transcribe this... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 03:31, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*I will take the second half of DIS BITCH.  This is an urge I cannot control.  Also what the fuck Chris is fucking stalking Snyder now goddammit.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:58, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Sorry, I finished it up before I saw your update. I sincerely apologize if you listened to any of this shit unecessarily. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:06, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*You did a good job!  I did do some transcribing before I realized you had finished it, but honestly I needed the practice anyway.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== To do ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Add Michael Synder's comment from YouTube that sparked this (see Da update for it). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:32, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Done. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 04:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Rename dis bitch ==&lt;br /&gt;
If a video does not have a proper name, you name it after the date it went up.  This should be &amp;quot;6 June 2010&amp;quot;.  What is so goddamn hard about this?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Whathisname usually figures out how to treat shit, that's why I named it that. That's why. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Now that I know Champ made the page, I feel bad about my first comment.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:03, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*You are forgiven, my son. Happens to the best of us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 17:21, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==I'LL RUN YOU OVER DEAD==&lt;br /&gt;
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This is the second time that we know of that Chris has tried to commit vehicular homicide.  I get the feeling that at this rate, he's going to get himself &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;v@&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; V&amp;amp; by the end of the year. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 07:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Chris is going to be vat'd, huh? -[[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 10:00, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Probably.  They need to do ''something'' to get the stank out of him. -- [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 10:44, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Still - this is only one version of the events. For all we know he could be exaggerating the entire situation - but I like to think we get the TRUE and HONEST version of events sometimes. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 12:23, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Add to relevant article?==&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;quot;Right, if I had the right mind, I would send, I would give him a charge of verbal, serve him a charge of verbal harassment!&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
This right after he tried to take a picture of some guy to use as a dartboard, drove (presumably) drunk, took pictures without the person's consent, nearly ran two people over, and then thought he could bitch about it on the internet. Is this Chris and Law or Chris and Reality? [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 14:56, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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The key theme here is that it's innocent behavior when Chris does it. I suggest Chris and Hypocrisy or Examples of Chris's Ego.&lt;br /&gt;
[[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:01, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
Although this definitely merits mention on Chris and the Law as well, as prime evidence of his mentality that the law is not meant for punishing him in any circumstance. [[User:CWCspatcher|CWCspatcher]] 15:04, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Not to mention Death Threats.--[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 11:25, 7 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Stalking==&lt;br /&gt;
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According to Wikipedia, which is always right, &amp;quot;[s]talking can be defined as the willful and repeated following, watching, and / or harassing of another person.&amp;quot; Chris has been banned from the The GAMe PLACe. He's gone back repeatedly, each time being told to leave and never come back. He admitted to planning to go willfully back this time in order to watch and photograph Michael Snyder. It's not necessarily a crime, but it does seem to constitute stalking by a reasonable definition. I just think it should be noted that it's not just troll puffery to call it that. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 16:54, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Considering Chris's history of holding grudges against people he considers &amp;quot;enemies&amp;quot;, him stalking people &amp;quot;offending&amp;quot; him is not out of the question. --[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 04:06, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Snyder's input==&lt;br /&gt;
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Any chance we can get a hold of Mike and get his side of the story?  He might appreciate it too if we got that and put it up here so everyone and his grandmother doesn't call and ask him.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 17:07, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I sent him a message on Youtube, if I get a response (unlikely) I'll screencap it and add it to the article. If anyone knows a more direct way to contact him, it would be great to get the whole story from him.--[[User:Star Platinum|Star Platinum]] 19:40, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Perhaps Mimms or Lucas would know a way of getting ahold of him. Of course, you'd need to get ahold of Mimms or Lucas first, but that would seem to be an easier feat considering their past cooperation with certain websites. --[[User:shearod|shearod]] 22:36, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I'm in the process of asking Mimms if he knows anything about this. I'll post what I find. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 23:13, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*Mimms doesn't know, but he said he can ask Michael. [[User:Meat Miracle|Meat Miracle]] 02:12, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==At the bar with a Bud and a DS==&lt;br /&gt;
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I was re-reading the transcript of the video when these little things starting nagging me; who goes in a bar with a DS and why it sounds oh-so-familliar coming from Chris? Then, I had an insight; is there a possibility that Chris found in bars a new prowling ground for his &amp;quot;Love-Quest&amp;quot;? He had the same attitude at the local McCrap and Target but without the alcohol.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 17:11, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Maybe he's taking his parent's approach of meeting da ladies. After all, Barb and Bob met at a bar. -[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 16:25, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Maybe he'll finally meet his sweetheart at the same age as Bob, when both parties out out of their prime and desperate enough. Of course, it would take a ''really'' desperate girl to get with Chris. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:29, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::Don't be silly. Chris won't live anywhere near as long as Bob has so far. I predict he'll die of a heart attack in his mid fifties. Maybe forties. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:41, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::::I'm also guessing 40. He eats fast food every day and he does nothing but sit on his ass. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:17, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::::That's not true.  Sometimes he stands up to play Guitar Hero and threaten the internet. -[[User:Schismtracer|Schismtracer]] 15:29, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Made up at the spot?==&lt;br /&gt;
Does anyone else think Chris's story sounds like it was made up at the spot at some parts? --[[User:Shotaru|Shotaru]] 23:27, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Chris is a pathological liar, so I wouldn't put it past him. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:34, 7 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:I doubt it. We have that post from June 4th by someone claiming to be Snyder saying Chris was taking pictures of him. Although I doubt Chris's testimony about what happaned especially after Micheal came out of the Game Place its right there his voice gets higher to the point where I can tell he is lying.&lt;br /&gt;
::Lucas and Mimms said that TheRcholic is indeed Mike way back when [[100 2178]] was uploaded. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 02:05, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::I think most of what he's saying here is true, or at least the general concept.  That said, if I had a daughter, and I saw someone like Chris hanging around with a camera, you had better believe I would assume the worst.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:27, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:Chris is a bad liar. There's way too much details. He was drinking ONE beer at a local bar with his DS and a camera for ONE hour. Then, he decided ON THE SPOT to go take a picture of Michael for an inexistent dartboard? My bullshit detector was on the red right passed time 1:34. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:03, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Well then, mine broke. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000 Spam and Eggs]] 03:13, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Robotnik==&lt;br /&gt;
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I haven't played any Sonic games since ''Sonic &amp;amp; Knuckles'', but, by Chris's own admission, pretty much what happened is that he was sneaking around doing something he shouldn't, jumped into a machine to try to beat the good guy, and ultimately failed. Not to mention that his torso is really fat and round and his limbs are really skinny. It just seems to me that Chris is getting more and more like Dr. Robotnik as time goes on. —[[User:Thepicklesuitintheman|Thepicklesuitintheman]] 07:34, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*So he'll say &amp;quot;I'MMMMMMM STRAIIIIIIGHT YOU TROLLLLLSSSS!&amp;quot; every time we win?  Awesome.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 08:57, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:: Yeah, kinda like that.  And eventually he'll get fed up of going after &amp;lt;s&amp;gt;Sonic&amp;lt;/s&amp;gt; the trolls by himself and build two humorously incompetent robot henchmen.  Except by &amp;quot;building,&amp;quot; I mean &amp;quot;inflating,&amp;quot; and the robots are actually his blow-up dolls Kimmi and Officer Nasty.&lt;br /&gt;
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:: Hey, Clyde's hair is even spiky.  Just dye it blue and you have an instant hero.  Maybe Liquid can be Tails or something, I dunno.  It would be just like AoStH, except &amp;quot;Robotnik&amp;quot; has no wacky schemes, isn't really actively pursuing destroying the hero, and has a fucking terrible singing voice.  [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 09:37, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::As opposed to the real Robotnik, who sings like an Angel. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:33, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::A lot like [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvyvwoi6mrw Long John Baldry], actually.  [[User:Lord Snotfolus|Lord Snotfolus]] 01:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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:::Make it so, number two. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 16:38, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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::::Ta-da.&lt;br /&gt;
[[Image:Dr Chris Chan.png|left|150px]][[Image:Sonic Clyde Cash.jpg|center|200px]]--[[User:Yoyoddd|Yoyoddd]] 10:19, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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Put these images in the fanart section immediatly! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:15, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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I wish Chris was still taking fanmail. Maybe an innocent seven-year-old fan would mail it claiming Chris reminded him of Robotnik or something. I'm sure that would put him in a minor fit. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 21:11, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==Police Report==&lt;br /&gt;
There must be one.  I don't know any free service to get the record, but if anyone does, toss it up.  Alternatively, if someone is willing to use a pay service to get at it, it might make somebody here love you.  Not me though.  --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:46, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Keep an eye on [http://www.criminalsearches.com/details.aspx?id=w1x00xC8&amp;amp;vw=criminal&amp;amp;1=IgL6lgJ0ciJdZHqNItwC9IIt79kNs2z0bXy0js2l1aI%3d&amp;amp;input=name this page]. It has Chris's other crimes, so it may be updated later. [[User:HermanoBluth|HermanoBluth]] 19:58, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::Thanks Bluth, I'll be watching that.  But there should be a document written by a police officer that details the entire incident from the perspective of that officer.  I think that might do a lot to give a clear image of what happened, since all we've got is a few words from Michael (who didn't give much detail, and may not be totally correct) and a video from Chris (who is pretty okay with lying, and regardless is a poor communicator).  The records are sorted by place and time, not name, but should be pretty trackable.  The only issue is that I think you need access to a paid database to collect the record if you're outside the jurisdiction.  I'm not 100% sure though, since I've never gone looking for one.  If somebody knows how to find the record, that would probably make the entire situation ''much'' clearer.  --[[User:Homeless prophet|Homeless prophet]] 17:03, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Once the case is closed the information is open to public perusal...provided there is a case, or if a write-up counts. --[[User:Hellion|Hellion]] 12:25 11 June, 2010&lt;br /&gt;
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==Am I the only one that noticed this?==&lt;br /&gt;
I noticed the absence of not only the medallion but also the amnyfest ring. Usually this means that this isnt TRUE and HONEST content, right? Or is there some other mitigating circumstance? I am not going to edit the article to highlight this as I doubt that no one hasnt noticed these things missing. I am just interested on you guys' take on this. Thoughts? [[User:Wozblod|Wozblod]] 20:59, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Good eye! I missed this detail.--[[User:DrunkenDemomang|DrunkenDemomang]] 21:30, 8 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
::*Neither have the past two videos before this. Either that means the past two videos (effectively both internet rage quits, and we can see how honest those were) were all lies, or it's part of his newer, more-&amp;quot;mature&amp;quot; (if you can call it that) image, what with the less retarded clothing. I think the latter is more likely, although the former would make sense. I just doubt Chris actually plans things like that. And given his frequent tendency of lying, he'd probably label blatant lies as True and Honest anyway. --[[User:KingoftheJuice|KingoftheJuice]] 04:10, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
:::*I think someone in the YASG briefed him on the cock-blocking power of the medallion. So, in the effort of cosplay Marco Polo, he removed the piece of clay and replaced it by his own brand of &amp;quot;Trailer Chic&amp;quot;. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:10, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
== A Warning...Really? ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Did the cops seriously let Chris off with a warning?  Were they not informed beforehand about his previous troubles with Chris?  I was absolutely furious to hear that Chris was let off the hook again. --SpaceScreaminJohn 00:49, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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He's got three priors so the police know him. And they what we know; he's too weak to cause people real harm. Still, he's dangerous behind the wheel. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 00:56, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
*Those three priors were five years ago.  Plus, anyone who sees Chris can tell that he has some sort of mental problem--Wes always thought he had Downs, for example.  If Bob and Barb are any indication, Charlottesville is surrounded by lawsuit happy rednecks and the cop wouldn't have a chance in court--and even then such a scandal would ruin their career, they'd always be &amp;quot;that monster who busted a poor retarded guy&amp;quot;.  Really, the warning was the best thing they could do.  If Chris winds up doing something stupid again this year, they'll probably come down on him a bit harder.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 01:18, 9 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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** I agree, the cops probably let him off easy because they did sense that he's retarded. However, it won't be much help to him if he does it again. At this point, Chris's repeated harassment of Michael could very well be argued to be criminal and definitely threatening. If Chris pulls this shit again, there's going to be 2 possible outcomes:&lt;br /&gt;
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1. If the cops do nothing or let him off with a warning again, Michael has more than enough proof to file a civil suit against Chris for mental suffering, and Chris's autism wont get him off the hook this time. Regardless of Chris's mental state, he did cause suffering to Michael and someone will have to pay for not protecting him from Chris. Either Chris's parents (or possibly the police department if it can be proved they acted negligently in protecting Michael form Chris) would end up having to pay for Snyder's suffering, and most likely it would be the lumberjack and snorlax as their technically his legal guardians. When they have to sell the house to pay off the legal bills and judgment against them, maybe then they will reflect on their utter failure as parents.&lt;br /&gt;
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2. Chris get's arrested, booked and processed. Now, since he is legally retarded, he wouldn't get sent to jail, but he is still a danger to the community, so he'd end up institutionalized. This would be perfect, as he'd be forced to live with a bunch of other &amp;quot;slow in the minds&amp;quot; and I'm 90% certain that they don't allow video games, especially not to retards that have addictions to them. He could then only be released if it's proven that he's capable of functioning in the real world, and we all know that that isn't gonna happen.&lt;br /&gt;
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Needless to say, Chris has pushed his luck for the last time. If he does do something criminal again, he'll be in deep shit --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 12:46, 11 June 2010 (EST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Here here! Lets all hope that he gets his comeuppance next time then. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:35, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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**Here's Hoping : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 17:39, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== He mentioned two trolls to the officers ==&lt;br /&gt;
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Which two get the honor, I Say Clyde and tito&lt;br /&gt;
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Does he realize how crazy he must sound if the police have no idea what a &amp;quot;troll&amp;quot; is?  You take away the internet meaning, and he sounds like some paranoid retard who thinks some imaginary creatures are out to get him via the web.--[[User:PhilRaptor|PhilRaptor]] 08:17, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Has Chris crossed the line? ==&lt;br /&gt;
If he's really tried to kill Michael, is it possible this has stopped being funny and started being scary? &lt;br /&gt;
-Sarge 13:33 10 June 2010.&lt;br /&gt;
* God damn, guys, stop being so melodramatic. This shit isn't scary, and no matter what he does, he will never achieve an action which is scary. You guys need to get off the internet more. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 12:37, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* He tried to hit someone with a car.&lt;br /&gt;
:*Sign your posts guys.  It's just 4 ~ in a row, not that hard.  --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 15:17, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
* Chris is a first-class pussy. I think he tried to do so but became skittish at the last second. I still think he might hit someone on a 'Tard-Rage moment but this wasn't the case. As far as I can say, Chris's stalking habits raised many red flags even before I have heard that he owns a car. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:13, 10 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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&amp;quot;Chris cross&amp;quot; lol.&lt;br /&gt;
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but seriously, if the police won't do anything, this is probably what will land him in jail for good, considering he can't do anything else. Let's just hope he's still reluctant to actually kill anyone IRL. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 15:44, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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==&amp;quot;Fiddle&amp;quot; the cats==&lt;br /&gt;
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Just for the articles sake can we find where the rumor started that seems to be getting Manchild a bit annoyed? [[User:Shawths|Shawths]]&lt;br /&gt;
*Chris invented it on June 4 after a woman, possibly either Michael Snyder's wife or daughter, called him a &amp;quot;kiddie fiddler&amp;quot; and he misheard it.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 15:32, 11 June 2010 (UTC)&lt;br /&gt;
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== Well folks....... this is it. ==&lt;br /&gt;
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The countdown to Oblivion has begun. It is only a matter of time before Chris is either is killed by his own stupidity or is institutionalized. I bet this will happen before the year is out. I cannot see someone as self destructive as Chris getting through another year.&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
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