User talk:Galhixeh

2010-11-21T00:08:37Z

Galhixeh:

Am I the only one who spotted some of his posts on Gaia?
*Evidently. Any proof it's him? [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:18, 20 November 2010 (PST)

Believe so. I looked over the account's forum posts and he acts just like the autistic manchild does.
*So do a lot of people. There are dozens of fake accounts out there on nearly every site, and some of them are pretty convincing. It's gotten to the point where you can only add stuff to articles if you have 100%, undeniable proof that it's him (basically, we have to get it directly from him). [[User:Freecell|Freecell]] 15:58, 20 November 2010 (PST)

Ah. I see. I got the link to this profile off ED though and I got curious

User talk:Galhixeh

2010-11-20T23:55:13Z

Galhixeh:

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2010-11-20T23:16:48Z

Galhixeh: Created page with "Am I the only one who spotted some of his posts on Gaia?"

Am I the only one who spotted some of his posts on Gaia?

Imaginary family

2010-11-20T23:16:08Z

Galhixeh:

:''This article is about Chris's stupid imaginary daughter. For Chris's stupid imaginary twin sister, see [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]].''

{{quote|You see, I have a dream, I have my dream, and that dream is to [[Pregnant Act|give birth]], to have, to share a daughter with my wife-to-be, and her name would be Crystal.|Chris and his hilarious Freudian slip}}

[[Image:09-Crystal_Card.jpg|thumb|Crystal as a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' character]]
[[Image:CrystalWestonChandler.jpg|thumb|Artist's impression. This is probably also Chris's impression. It is also the impression that no one ever wants to see become a reality.]]

Around the age of [[2003|21]], [[Chris]] had multiple [[dreams]] in which [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] told him to find a [[sweetheart]] to build [[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up|from the ground up]] to have his '''daughter Crystal''', named "after the illustrious [[Fail|metal]]"<ref>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]</ref>, according to him. In a custom ''[[My Little Pony]]'' trading card, Chris depicts Crystal as a pony who traveled back in time to help her father - Chris - find a [[boyfriend-free girl]]. This is [[Sailor Moon|completely ripped off]] from Chibiusa's entire premise in ''[[Sailor Moon]]'', and also Baby's premise from the ''[[Wikipedia:Super Monkey Ball|Super Monkey Ball]]'' games, although whether Chris knows about ripping this off as well remains to be seen.

This most likely stems from Chris' desire for [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] plus want of a companion who will have to accept him and could understand him. One can only imagine what Chris would do with his "God-Given Daughter" if she was ever born, [[Rape|but the result]] would be very frightening to say the least.

Early justifications for Chris's [[Love Quest]] stemmed from his desire to find a woman who would birth his child, but in recent events, Chris seems to be more [[honest]] in wanting a girlfriend so he can [[Fuck Quest|get laid]] or prove he's straight.However, on his seemingly abandoned Gaia account, he seemed to bother a woman claiming to be pregnant with her first child. He asked that if she could to give it the dreaded name and let him adopt it. Like any sane mother, she denied his request. He replied that he was offering to [[Chris and Money|buy]] the child off her with his [[monthly tugboat]]. His offer was completely [[fail|ignored]]

In a conversation with Chris's ex-[[gal-pal]] [[Father Call|Kacey's dad]], Chris revealed that he had the "[[Godjesus|prophetic]]" dream about Crystal when he was between the ages of seven and nine. He reiterates this later, saying he was "definitely in elementary school," when he dreamed about giving birth to a daughter (in the dream he had an office job, which also [[Resume|won't happen]]). "Give birth" slipped out, as in Chris would like to gestate a human female infant within his body (or perhaps [[Monty Python|in a box]]) and somehow deliver her into the world.

While it's most likely that Chris just fucked up while talking due to [[stress]] and [[autism]], this could also be a Freudian slip suggesting that Chris has some [[Homos|gender identity issues]], which typically begin in childhood.

Crystal was featured in Lego form in the [[PlayingHouse]] video. This time it was [[Jackie]] as the vessel for which Chris' gift from God was bestowed. Despite only being in preschool, she's advanced enough to keep a diary and look after her baby brother [[Reginald Chandler|Reginald]].

==Name==

Her name is identical to that of [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|Chris's sister]] from the comics, leading to some confusion.

During the conversation with Kacey's father, Chris also implied that he may intend to spell her name '''Cristle''':

 '''Dad:''' You know, I don't think, Kacey actually doesn't really like that name. You know, it's kind of a stripper name, Cri-STAL, it's kinda like Cristal, that champagne... 
'''Chris:''' No, no, no, no, it would not, it would not, it would not be Cri-STAL, it would be Cri-STUL. Does that make sense? 
 '''Dad:''' It's still pretty close. 
'''Chris:''' It's fairly, it does sound close, but it's not, you're not, you're just replacing the C-R-I-S-T-L-E, you're replacing the L-E with an A-L.

But it's most likely that Chris was just lying to Kacey's father and still would name his child Crystal. Or he just [[Chris and English|can't spell for shit]].

It is unclear which spelling he was projecting for his future daughter. In the comics he spells his [[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)|stupid fake sister]]'s name pretty much consistently correctly.

==References==
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Where Chris made his adoption request: http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/lifestyle-discussion/pregnant/t.64161735_20/#20
==See also==
*[[Chandler (extended family)]]
*[[Crystal Weston Chandler (sister)]]
*[[Reginald Chandler]]

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