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Son-Chu

2011-05-03T00:13:55Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* Backstory */

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[[File:Chrischanscar.jpg|thumb|When you see it, you'll ZAP TO THE EXTREME!]]

'''Son-Chu''' is Chris's [[1994]] [[Wikipedia:Ford Escort (North America)|Ford Escort]] [[Wikipedia:Station wagon|station wagon]].

While Chris, to put it mildly, obviously suffers from multiple "disconcerting" issues which are listed [[My Little Pony|elsewhere]] in this fine wiki, the [[Wikipedia:Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles|Virginia Department of Motor Vehicles]] has nevertheless given him full permission to drive a motor vehicle to be used in a plan to [[CWC's_Diary#June_2005|commit]] [[Sonichu Special 4|aggravated]] [[June062010.MOV|assault]]. The DMV has yet to release an apology for this grievous lapse in judgment by their Ruckersville department.

Members of the [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] believe that the fact that Chris drives a Ford Escort may be a universal symbol of romantic [[fail]]. Chris did not save up his [[Monthly Tugboat|tugboat]] for a vehicle, deciding on more [[PSN|important]] things to spend his [[money]] on, despite the fact that sometimes a nice car equals [[china]]. Son-Chu is his mother, [[Barbara]]'s car.<ref name="Mumble 10">[[Mumble 10#Summary|Mumble 10]]</ref>

Unsurprisingly, Chris's parents pay for his gas.<ref name="Mumble 10"/>

==Backstory==
[[File:License.jpg|thumb|Much like James Bond, Chris also has a [[6 June 2010|license to kill]] (though through his ineptitude in operating a three-ton mobile weapon).]]
Since Chris jerks off to ''[[Transformers]]'', he pretends that his car is a Transformer named Son-Chu, "Proud Autobot Leader of the Cwcville, Virginia, Autobot Squad; he is also is my [[Fail|Cool]] [[Obesity|Sportin']], [[Carlos Chantor|Escortin' Car.]]"<ref>{{CWCipedia link|Son-Chu|Son-Chu}}</ref> From the [[CWCipedia]]:

{{quotebox|My Car is the Quick-Footed, well-armored '94 Escort; his name is Son-Chu. Dark Blue as Vehicle; he holds BatteryBlue/Yellow Combination Colors and Strong Personality under his hood. He has his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword and Roof-Shield, and when [[Transformers|Decepti-Clones]] attack, he is the First to Show up to the Party and leading the [[Cwcville]] Autobot Defense Squad. When I'm not in the driver's seat, and he has to make his way to the fight, he projects my image in the Driver's Seat for the sake of his disguise.

Transformation Details: His Roof comes off his vehicle mode to make his Shield. His hood pops off to transform into his Plasma Pistol/Energon Sword.

**Stay Tuned to watch his Transformation in a few days.
}}

The reason why the car is named "Son-Chu" still remains unknown. The same can be said of all of Chris's other ''Transformers'' rip-offs, though.

==Handicap parking permit==
Being [[Autism|a high-functioning autistic male]], Chris has also been granted a handicap parking permit, clearly visible in the photographs of the car.

Chris should be thanking his lucky stars that he lives in one of only two states (the other being New York) in which you can get a disabled permit for being autistic. A quick [http://www.google.com/search?q=autism+disability+parking Google search] on the topic reveals that these permits are intended for the benefit of parents whose autistic children bolt into traffic or [[tard rage|go mental]] in the store. In Virginia, a doctor must sign off on the application for the original permit, but not on subsequent renewals<ref>[http://www.dmv.state.va.us/webdoc/citizen/disability/renewal.asp Virginia DMV]</ref>. Given this, it's likely that [[Barb]] applied for it when Chris was a child, and the family has kept the permit so long because their [[fat]], lazy asses can't be bothered to walk more than a few yards. Obviously, every second Chris leaves Son-Chu parked in a handicapped space so that he can loiter inside a business establishment is a second someone who actually can't walk more than a few yards can't park there to actually conduct business, not that Chris notices or cares.

The biggest question is, of course, this: who needs handicap permits when he's got a giant robot? If he can't find parking space, he could just level the parking lot. ''Duh.''

==Dashboard==
A Homer Simpson figurine resides on Chris's dashboard. There also appears to be a Sonichu-related item, possibly a paper cutout stuck to an air freshener ([[Chris and health#Hygiene|to mask the hobo stank]]), hanging from his rear-view mirror. Interesting to note is that [http://leg1.state.va.us/cgi-bin/legp504.exe?000+cod+46.2-1054 Virginia law prohibits the suspension of distracting or view-obstructing objects from the rear-view mirror of a car], a fact which most Virginia driver's-ed programs make very clear, but with Chris's [[Autism|high-functioning life]], he probably fell asleep during this part of the class.

==Vanity plate==
[[File:0655-CWCsSonichuLicense.JPG|thumb|The vanity plate, IRL (notice the [[autism]] and [[The GAMe PLACe]] bumper stickers, along with a [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]] license plate frame).]]
[[File:VanityPlateComic.jpg|thumb|The vanity plate, as seen from the [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]].]]
The [[Wikipedia:Vanity plate|plate]] reads "[[Sonichu (character)|SONICHU]]", thus ensuring no back-seat poontang for Chris. '''Ever.''' This habit of having a family plate stems from family. [[Bob]] has a vanity plate reading "UN4EVR" (apparently a statement of support for the U.N.) and "IB MR C" ("I be Mr. C," as in [[IBAChandler|I be Mr. Chandler]]) and [[Barb]] has one named "B WESTON" (as in Barbara Weston){{cite}}. It may be worth noting that Virginia has the highest vanity plate registration rate of any U.S. state, so Chris's family may simply be following a cultural norm.<ref>[[Wikipedia:Vanity_plate#North_America]]</ref>

Chris's plate is fashionably overlaid with a "[[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PIEDMONT VA CC]]" frame.

==Bumper stickers==
Chris's car features a number of ancient and faded [[Wikipedia:Bumper sticker|bumper stickers]]. Odds are they were applied when he first received the car, and have been rotting on the bumper ever since. Bumper stickers have long been regarded as a means to relay one's ill-informed world views, and prominently display meaningless platitudes for the public view. Chris's choice in stickers is a prime example of typical bumper sticker fare.

From left to right:

* [[Sonichu]] window static - A nearly invisible, transparent overlay in the back window of Chris's car. Most of the text is too faded to decipher, but it contains the URL for [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|the old Tripod website]], what appears to be a faded drawing of the disembodied heads of both [[Sonic]] and [[Sonichu]], and a very faint rendering of the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' title text. They seem similar to the [[:File:197-cwcsonstecrd.jpg|ads in]] [[:File:163-cwcsonstecrdver2.jpg|the scrapbook]], but the logo is on the other side and the URL is bigger.
* [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]] - A round red sticker. The remnants of Chris's ill-fated and ultimately useless attendance of the local community college.
* Plan 9 Music<ref>[http://www.plan9music.com/Home]</ref> - A bumper sticker for a local [[Chris and music|record shop]] where Chris probably gets his [[Britney Spears]] CDs from.
* An [[America]]n Flag - Incredibly faded and neglected. Text underneath the flag reads "United We Stand". Probably added in [[2001]], during a [[Twin Falling Towers|frenzy of patriotism]].
* "[[Autism]]. Work For A Cure." - As always, Chris feels the need to advertise his disability to the world.
* "[[Pedofork|Come Play With Me!]]" - Currently, the most disturbing thing Chris has on his car. It is an advertisement for [[The GAMe PLACe]]. We are sure that they [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|appreciate]] his [[6 June 2010|endorsement]].
* ???? - There are the completely faded and torn remnants of a sticker located on the center of Chris's bumper. It is unknown what resided there.

As of 25 [[October 2010]], it appears Chris has rearranged his sticker collection, seen in [[DayOut]]. The Plan 9 Music sticker remains in the same place; however, the American flag has been removed and replaced with a [[Wikipedia:Ichthys|Jesus fish]], a common symbol for identifying oneself as a [[Chris and Religion|Christian]]. "Come Play With Me!" has been replaced with a "Save [[McIntire Park]]" sticker. Since this is a first time we've seen Son-Chu in quite a while, it's so far impossible to determine when either of these changes were made.

==Car trouble==
Chris has wound up in dangerous situations with his car, usually of his own creation, on a few occasions.

On 22 [[June 2005]], during his encounter with the management of the Charlottesville [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]], Chris "nearly backed up onto" the store's [[Manajerk|manager]] towards the end of their argument. Given the way Chris describes the event (and his general unreliability as a witness), it's hard to say whether the near miss was intentional or accidental.

About a month later, on 25 [[July 2005]], Chris caused a minor fender-bender when he rear-ended a car he was following too closely. He was found to be at fault in the accident and ordered to pay $86 in fines and court costs.

During his famous run-in with [[Michael Snyder]] on 4 [[June 2010]], Chris attempted to flee the parking lot of [[The GAMe PLACe]] in his car, but wound up boxed-in by Snyder and a couple of nearby police officers. Snyder claimed that Chris had intentionally tried to run him over with his car, an accusation that Chris [[6 June 2010|loudly denied]]. Also likely is that Chris, due to his poor coordination skills and admitted intoxication, nearly ran him over by accident in a blind panic.

==Mechanical issues==
[[File:Oil Change due 4-5-09.jpg|thumb|right|Chris's absurdly overdue oil change.]]
Given the state of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler home and its surrounding yard]], it's unlikely the family takes any better care of their vehicles. Possibly the best look we got at Son-Chu's performance was in the [[DayOut]] videos. Every time the car is stopped at a traffic light or parked somewhere, the engine rattles loudly; this is likely caused by bent [[Wikipedia:Universal joint|U-joints]] (meaning Chris/Barbara probably hit a curb at some point) connecting the [[Wikipedia:Drive shaft|drive shaft]] to [[Wikipedia:Internal combustion engine|the engine]] and [[Wikipedia:Transmission (mechanics)|transmission]], and since Chris spends all his money on [[:Category:Things bought with taxpayer money|worthless shit]], a U-joint replacement would put him over budget. A [[Wikipedia:Pennzoil|Pennzoil]] sticker on the windshield states that the next recommended oil change was to take place on 5 [[April 2009]], over a year before the video was recorded; we also learn the virgin-mobile has at least 260,000 miles on it. At this point, it's a toss-up as to whether the car or [[Robert Chandler|Bob]] will go first.
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==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
File:Son-ChuVehicle.jpg|Side profile of the car. "[[Honor roll]]" my ass.
File:Son-ChuBot.jpg|The car in Transformer mode. Note how the mild-mannered Escort somehow grows the front end of a Dodge Viper.
File:Playstation Patrol W CWC's Car.JPG|Chris parks his car outside of his version of [[PS3|Mecca]].
File:MODNATION 1.JPG|Son-Chu in ''[[ModNation Racers]]''.
File:Modnation AutobotSon-Chu.jpg|Post-Beta
File:ModNation AutobotSonChu.jpg|Transformed version.
</gallery>
</center>

==Sauces==
<references/>

==See also==
{{CWCipedia}}
* [[Car Pranks]]
* [[Hot Wheels]]

{{Relics of Fail}}

[[Category:Relics of Fail]]
[[Category:Transformers]]

Hair

2011-04-30T03:25:24Z

Ganondorfdude11:

[[Image:Baldtotheextreme.jpg|thumb|right|"I am not balding; I had a haircut in that video that started that Damn Rumor."]]

Soaked with grease and rapidly falling off, [[Chris]]'s '''hair''' is one of the many indicators of his unhealthy lifestyle.

Already in atrocious physical condition for someone his age, Chris's baldness has made him look creepier and even more like a [[pedophile]] and/or fat, old lesbian. His refusal to regularly bathe, which leaves his hair greasy and unmanageable, and his occasional attempts at crafting a combover haven't helped matters.

A popular theory amongst [[trolls]] proposes that the baldness is a physical indicator of the [[stress]] Chris claims they put him through. More likely, though, Chris just drew an unlucky ticket in the genetic lottery. Photos of his brother [[Cole Smithey]] show that Cole lost his hair up front relatively early in life as well; he's a total baldo while only in his 40s.

Naturally, Chris being Chris, he thinks his hair looks just fine. During the first [[Kacey Phone Call]], he enthusiastically (while pretending to be [[Liquid]]) [[Chris and his ego|praised said haircut]]:

{{quote|Oh come on you know, ahh...I bet his [[Barbara|mom]] probably cut his hair and uh, that's uh... I think it looks good on him actually! I like his haircut. If I, I mean you know uh, I would probably get my hair cut that way in the near future.}}

If you were at all surprised to learn that Chris doesn't bother to go to a decent barber, but instead lets his mom cut his hair...well, you're new here, aren't you?[[Image:FutureCWC.jpg|thumb|What Chris will look like by next December.]]

When confronted in the [[Mailbag]] ([[Mailbag 17#Chris's receding hairline disagrees|17]], [[Mailbag 25#Balding issues|25]] and [[Mailbag 28#He's also going bald|28]]) about his obviously thinning hair, Chris was, as per usual, completely in denial.
[[File:TG9.jpg|thumb|left|Chris with longer hair]]
In videos taken of Chris at a [[Fridays After Five]] event, a bald spot is seen starting to appear on the back of his head.

In his [[Tomgirl Pictures|cross-dressing photos]], Chris has let his hair grow long in order to imitate a woman's hair. His hairline still appears to be receding, as he has no bangs or volume to his hair. It simply appears wiry and stringy.

==Hair mail==
Cassie, co-founder of [[Sonichu Girls]], asked Chris for locks of his hairs so all the Sonichu Girls can have them as a souvenir.

Because Chris can't say no to a pretty lady ([[Troll|or a dude pretending to be one]]), he went to the trouble of cutting his hair, placing it into small baggies with a certificate of authenticity signed by the big [[China|C]] himself.

Due to the Mexican postal service (insert derogatory joke about Mexicans here), it took several months for the hair to reach Cassie. When it finally did, it was a shock.

Cassie described the hair as being "greasy" and having an odd odor. Evidently, Chris's hair is so filthy, the Mexican postal service, which regularly "unknowingly" ships countless pounds of cocaine, marijuana, and other illegal narcotics per year, had trouble dealing with this biohazard. Fortunately, this violation of [http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/html/uscode06/usc_sec_06_00001203----000-.html United States Code: Title 16, Chapter 4, SubChapter IV, § 1203 (a)(4-7)] did not cause any national or international incidents.

While Chris promised 200 locks of hair, only 23 packets were made. Chris included a letter to Cassie, in English and Chris's version of Spanish, with each side having a [[Sonichu]] drawing, where the Spanish side has [[Racism|Sonichu in a sombrero]] (you know, BECAUSE ALL MEXICANS WEAR OVERSIZED SOMBREROS).

===Gallery of hair===
<center>
<gallery>
Image:ChrisHair1.jpg|Now future generations will be able to clone Chris so they can have their own manchild to troll.
Image:ChrisHair2.jpg|The entire collection of hair, ready for distribution to loyal Sonichu Girls (read: [[trolls]] and especially [[homos]] from rival [[Gay 4 Sonichu]])
Image:ChrisHair3.jpg|Chris went to the trouble of making a certificate of authenticity for each lock packet. You know, to keep people from cutting their own hair and claiming it was his.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
*[[Chris and health]]
*[[HairDifference]]

[[Category:Physical characteristics]]

Autism Tutorial Extra

2011-04-12T21:28:54Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* Transcript */

{{quote|''In a way, it's like Chris returning to his fantasy world of CWCville. Once again, Christian is the slim, broad shouldered, intelligent, barrel-chested, handsome hero whose word is law, and those who disagree with him are all ugly, stupid simpletons who are jealous of his 'successes' in life. People who don't share Chris' opinions are wrong, and all of Chris' opinions are correct, simply by the virtue of being Chris'.''|videogamenostalgia, [[YouTube]]}}

'''Autism Tutorial Extra''' is a ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level created by [[Chris]] where he proves, [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|once again]] that he's in complete denial of what [[Asperger syndrome]] really is. It is noteworthy that the level works in the same way for the [[Autism Tutorial]], as the [[Sub-Episodes]] did for the [[Sonichu comic]], namely with Chris proving his superiority over an obvious strawman by psychically assaulting him and then prattling on about how much unbearable torment the strawman in question has inflicted upon him. Chris also mispronounces Asperger as “Ass Burger” the entire time, [[Jack_Thaddeus_Phone_Call_2|showing he's learned nothing]].

Interestingly, though Chris lambasts Asperger for not leaving the term autism "as it was," "autism" was initially used to describe narcissistic symptoms of schizophrenia before Asperger's 1938 lecture. Asperger's work helped distinguish autism as we know it today from more dangerous mental disorders. Furthermore, Hans's paper never refers to autistics as psychopaths, invalidating another one of Chris's claims.
==Video==

<Center>{{#ev:youtube|Am4f9P5LPs8}}</Center>

===Transcript===
[[Image:Hans_asperger.jpg|thumb|right|Dr. Hans Asperger was a famed pediatrician whose work to improve the quality of life for autistic children earned him international renown and the admiration of thousands.]]
[[Image:Aspergered.jpg|thumb|right|In this video, Chris beats him up because he doesn't like his last name.]]
And now, ladies and gentlemen, because apparently after you decided to watch last part--after watching the Autism Tutorial, we have a special guest for you today! Please put your hands together for a reasonably facsimile of, Mr. Hans Asperger!

(Hans Asperger is seen at the far end of the stage. He has gigantic bulging eyes and wears a crown. Chris walks over to join him, standing [[Homos|almost intimately close]] to shake his hand, as a backdrop and desk fall from the sky to complete the talk-show atmosphere. After Chris walks over to his desk, Hans smiles and waves to an audience silent as the grave.)

I am your host, Christian Chandler, on this '''[[Duck|short]]''' talk show. And this is Mr. Hans Asperger. Now, let's talk about him for a bit: Now, apparently--Mr. Hans Asperger. From the Vienna University Hospital in 1938--Oh, how ''recent!''--you gave a lecture in Germany, on "[[Chris|Autistic Psychopaths]]", after investigating a mild form of Autism. Isn't that right, Hans?

(Hans turns to face Chris.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

And also, apparently, this separate diagnosis, as it is quoted, was not recognized until 1981. Only one year before I was born. Although coined from your name, Mr. Asperger, apparently a Mr. [[Wikipedia:Leo Kanner|Leo Kanner]] took the study much further and established the term "Early Infantile Autism". Do you applaud Mr. Kanner for his work?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

''I see''. Now, in my feeling alone--possibly mutual with others--the name Asperger. It strikes me badly, and I feel offended just by hearing the word. Do you feel I have the right to my own opinions and feelings as an individual person, Hans?

'''Hans:''' Ja! (It is clear by now that Hans does not understand English.)

Thank you very much, good sir. Now, do you feel--do you feel bad about having a name that sounds like a bad cut of cow meat?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you feel that I, Christian Weston Chandler, do not deserve any blame or punishment for having an opinion of a single word, such as Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Do you have a general understanding about how I feel about you now?

(Something falls from the sky and lands atop Chris's desk.)

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris walks over to Hans again, once again intimately close.)

Are you ''positive'' you really understand how I feel about you, Mr. Hans Asperger?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

(Chris gives a wide, deceptive smile as he goes back and forth with Hans.)

[[Random Access Humor|Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!

Yeah?

'''Hans:''' Ja!]]

(Chris is suddenly very annoyed. He bitch-slaps Hans to the ground. It is also revealed that Hans has a tail.)

[[Wikipedia:Baka_(fool)|Baka]]!

(Hans quickly regains his footing, facing away from Chris and looking over his shoulder in terror.)

I feel dislike towards you! For selfishly putting your ill name in association with autism! And with a name like Asperger! I feel it only makes us Autistic kind sound ''even worse!'' ''Aspergers.'' You shoulda left it as it was!. Autism is autism! And in your research you linked it up with psychopaths! I feel even more offended at ''that!'' Now get out of my sight!

'''Hans:''' Ja! (Hans quickly runs off the stage.)

(Chris looks out over the audience, crossing his hands in front of him.)

I do apologize for that, uh, rude outburst, [[Trolls|folks]]. But then again, that was just the way I felt and have been feeling about the word "Asperger" since I first heard it a few years ago. It is my second least favorite word, where my first least favorite of all time is "[[Naive]]". Again, I apologize if I came off as bad to anybody, or made them feel bad, for the way I acted. But then again, I do get emotional and carried away sometimes. Thank you for watching, and have a good, safe, and blessed day.

(The game cuts to Hans standing in some sort of Level Completion area, still terrified. He stands there, legs quaking, as the screen behind him rattles off the achievements. Some tiny explosions of what appear to be glass go off around Hans's head as the video ends.)

===Captions===
<nowiki>**</nowiki>Note, this is a satire, with Facts from the Wikipedia's Autism Page. 
This does not reflect the person or opinion(s) of the actual Mr. Hans Asperger. 
And no personal offense is intended on the actual person or any person 
Internationally of his home country or homeland(s), including any relatives and friends. 
Also, no offense to those with said-named Mild Autism. 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>As stated earlier in the Autism Tutorial Animation. 
Autistic people are Not Crazy People. It is Very Rare to find someone with a 
"Psychopathic" Mental Illness who is also Autistic in any form. 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>I was born on February 24, 1982. 
<nowiki>**</nowiki>The LittleBiGPlanet Crown on Hans is only a Copy from a passing acquaintance who shared it; 
I do not currently Own the Real Game Data that grants me the Crown for Real. 
And I realy want a code for one, as well as ALL of the Beta Costumes. 
Including the Bug-Buster Outfit and Life Jacket. M.M., PLEASE, make the Beta Costumes 
available for Sale on the PlayStation Store Now! 
"Asperger" is my second least favorite word of the English language; 
My Top Least Favorite is "Naive", because it Questions an individual's 
mental capabilities and intelligence.

{{succession|label=[[Autism Tutorial|Autism Tutorial Videos]]|prevlink=[[Autism Tutorial Part 6]]|nextlink=[[Autism Tutorial Extra|Current]]|}}

[[Category:LittleBigPlanet]]

File talk:CreepyBobAndChris.JPG

2011-02-17T01:49:27Z

Ganondorfdude11:

Sheesh, Chris needs to be the center of everything, doesn't he?--[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 21:50, 24 September 2010 (PDT)

If you look under Bob's right ear there's a keyring that looks a bit like a pickle... --[[User:Gytrash|Gytrash]] 15:41, 16 February 2011 (PST)
:That's Larry the Cucumber from Veggie Tales. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 17:49, 16 February 2011 (PST)

100 2265

2010-10-04T04:52:42Z

Ganondorfdude11:

'''100 2265''' is a bizzare, nonsensical video [[Chris]] uploaded on 3 [[October 2010]]. In it, we see Chris, clad in his female support garment and what appears to be some sort of black tape, babbling about hamburgers in an incoherent manner. He tries to imitate the fast-food icon [[wikipedia:Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]] by prancing around [[Chris's room|his room]] shouting "robble robble" in a nasally, high-pitched voice.

==Video==
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| stardate = 3 [[October 2010]]
| subject = ???
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| shirt = {{cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
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=== Transcription ===

''[Chris appears in his [[muscle bra]] with strips of black tape over his rotund figure. He has likewise taped over his eyes, to imitate the Hamburglar's mask]''

Heeyyyyyy folks! Robble, robble, robble!

''[Some of the tape has fallen off, Chris adjusts it.]''

I'm Hamburglar here! Deep fat-frying(?) robber here! Robble, robble!

''[Chris points to a blurry, out-of-focus image of a Big Mac on his television]''

I'm gonna steal me a Big Mac there! Robble, robble, robble! ''[Incomprehensible mumbling]'' Robble, robble, robble!

''[Chris moves closer to the screen and begins gesturing at the image.]''

Oh, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! No BK! Robble, robble, robble, robble! Special Sauce! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Onions, [[Pickle|pickles]], cheese! Robble, robble, robble, robble! All on a sesame seed bun! Robble, robble, robble!

''[The image of the Big Mac briefly comes into focus.]''

MCDONALD'S! Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! Robble, robble, robble!

==See Also==
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4#Full_version|Lars Is Jivin'.MP4]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Lars Is Jivin'.MP4

2010-10-04T04:40:15Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* Full version */

[[Image:150px-Jivin.jpg‎|thumb|Lars is [[Fan:Asperchu#Jivin Pickles|Jivin]]]]

'''Lars Is Jivin'''' is an [[Chris and race|extremely racist]] video [[Chris]] uploaded on 30 [[September 2010]]. In it, [[Chris]] addresses [[Lars]] again, comparing a toy boat he sent [[Jackie]] to a tape dispenser. Chris then decides the best way to get his point across is to abuse his [[PSEye|camera]], again. He removed the video just a few hours after uploading it. He later uploaded a new, longer version on 2 October. The extended edition includes Chris using stereotypical black words such as "yo" "mofo," holding up a picture of a black rapper and then dressing him as a turkey and throwing up gang signs. Unfortuneatly, this in unlikely to end in a richly deserved ass-whooping as Chris never goes outside or talks to black people. Chris is being incredibly oblivious to the thinly-veiled similarities between "Lars" and himself, making him sound like a complete [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]].

Judging by the unusual video format (Chris normally makes videos in .MOV format), and the [[Chris and camerawork|blindingly obvious jump-cuts]], it would appear Chris has actually taken some time to edit this video. Unfortunately, it's safe to say that this was to hide the fact he failed to hit the camera with the tape dispenser on the first take.

==Description==
{{quotebox|[[Random-access humor|Nothin' but a jivin' turkey gourd.]]}}

==Video==
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| name = Lars Is Jivin'
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| stardate = 30 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[New Address]]
| next = [[100 2261.MOV]]
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:Throwin.png|thumb|right|A primer on proper throwing.]]
[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bu-

[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares off into space for a moment, bewildered.'']

[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.

{{clear}}

==Full version==
Having taken down the original video a few hours after uploading it, Chris uploaded a longer version of the video on 2 [[October 2010]]. While the final part of the video is almost identical to the original short version, Chris has slightly re-edited it.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Lars Is Jivin'
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ByDKIeFdHCs}}
| stardate = 2 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Trollsicon|text}}, {{Violence|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{GreenWhiteStripe|text}}
| previous = [[I like Mary Poppins]]
| next = [[100 2265]]
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

===Transcript===
''[ There is a 'sproing' noise as Chris activates the camera. He frowns and begins talking in what he doubtless believes to be a manly baritone.]''

Yo Lars, listen up yo. I got a b- I got a bigger message to tell ya! Imyaghda- I been tellin' you before, I been kinda civil, but I gotta yell it out to ya. [[jackie|JACKIE]] IS OVER YOU! You jivin' turkey! Now I tell you somethin', I tell you something' else, yo. She left you because of all the goddamn boats! ''[producing a sheet of paper] ''Now I'll read to you what she told me, and I quote: "You wasted all your money on all them stupid boats!" And you le- and she left you! Because you would ''never''... treat her right or take her out anywhere because of it. ''[Gangsta hand gesture]''

And she got fed up with all the goddamn boats all over the goddamn apartment! ''[garbling somewhat]'' Half of them not even taken out of their package! Because- because you just [[List_of_Chris's_games|bought them for the sake of buying them]]! ''[he puts down the paper and looks outraged]'' I mean, you mofo! You took -you even bought ridiculous paint and accessory kits for boats ''you didn't even own!'' [[chris_and_hypocrisy|You paid for a whole bunch of useless stuff you're never going to use anyway]], you jivin' turkey!

Yeah, right I call you a jivin' turkey, mofo! ''[he produces another piece of paper. This one is folded in half and has a picture of a black rapper on it, although the lighting makes it impossible to distinguish whom]'' And that's what you is, yo, a jivin' turkey! ''[folds over the paper, revealing that he has drawn a roast turkey - which in point of fact, looks far more like a chicken - on the other side. A hole has been cut for the rapper's face, making it look like he is a squash.]'' Jivin', squashed, stupid old turkey! ''[he tears the paper asunder, and vacuums the shreds up, fumbling them somewhat.]''

Down the jivin' yo'self, mofo! ''[Flashes both middle fingers before turning them upside down]'' I tell you somethin' else. You ain't never gonna get her back. She's been LONG over you, [[Chris and race|boy]]! All day long, all week long. She and I are going to be ... '' ['tapping' an imaginary Jackie]'' I be tapping that sweet ass of hers. ''[Continuing to mime]'' I spank her ass because she wants it. She asked me for it! And you know what, she ain't- you ain't gonna get that request no mo', mofo! Jivin' turkey! You ever come near us, I'll ''beat'' yo' ass! ''[as he squeaks 'beat' he punches his hand]'' Beat yo' ass to the whole- the other side of the state of ''[punches his hand a few times, possibly while he tries to remember]'' Texas, where my dad went to, except for a while.

[''[[Stare]]s at camera with an [[angry]] look on face, cocks head, jump-cut''] Oh yeah, one more thing, Laaaaars. You know-s-you sent her the dangin' ol' boat made out of popsicle sticks and a weak [[Raincoat|condom]] wrapper for a sail. You know what she did with that? [''holds up a tape dispenser''] This your bo-

[''Jump cut, throws tape dispenser at the [[camera]]''] She threw that piece of shit away! That little piece is cheap as shit. It was so cheap, it was as cheap as that tape dispenser! [''Stares off into space for a moment, bewildered.'']

[''Another jump cut''] ... I'm out! Peace.

==See also==
*[[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|Lars' Ship has Sunk]]
*[[New Address]]
*[[Niggos]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[New Address]]|nextlink=[[100 2261.MOV]]}}
{{Sweetheart Videos}}

[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

100 2265

2010-10-04T04:39:09Z

Ganondorfdude11:

'''100 2265''' was a bizzare, nonsensical video Chris uploaded in the early hours of 4 October. In it, we see Chris, clad in his female support garment and what appears to be some sort of black tape, babbling about hamburgers in a more incoherent manner than usual. He tries to imitate the fast-food icon [http://www.wikipedia.org/Hamburglar| the Hamburglar] by prancing around his [[Chris's room|room]] shouting "robble robble" in a nasally, high-pitched (even higher-pitched than usual) voice.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2265
| video = {{#ev:youtube|W3gD0VWFA3U}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
| subject = ???
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version]]
| next = current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

== Transcription ==

Heeyyyyyy folks! Robble, robble, robble!

I'm Hamburgler here! (??)

(??) robber here! Robble, robble!

I'm gonna steal me a Big Mac there! Robble, robble, robble!

(??) Robble, robble, robble!

Oh, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! No BK! Robble, robble, robble, robble!

(??) Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! (??) Robble, robble, robble, robble! (??)

Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble!
{{incomplete}}
==See Also==
*[[McDonald's]]
*[[Obesity]]

100 2265

2010-10-04T04:37:43Z

Ganondorfdude11:

100 2265

2010-10-04T04:37:11Z

Ganondorfdude11:

'''100 2265''' was a bizzare, nonsensical video Chris uploaded in the early hours of 4 October. In it, we see Chris, clad in his female support garment and what appears to be some sort of black tape, babbling about hamburgers in a more incoherent manner than usual. He tries to imitate the fast-food icon [[http://www.wikipedia.org/Hamburglar|the Hamburglar]] by prancing around his [[Chris's room|room]] shouting "robble robble" in a nasally, high-pitched (even higher-pitched than usual) voice.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = 100 2265
| video = {{#ev:youtube|W3gD0VWFA3U}}
| stardate = 4 [[October 2010]]
| subject = ???
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| shirt = {{cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Lars_Is_Jivin'.MP4#Full_version]]
| next = current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

== Transcription ==

Heeyyyyyy folks! Robble, robble, robble!

I'm Hamburgler here! (??)

(??) robber here! Robble, robble!

I'm gonna steal me a Big Mac there! Robble, robble, robble!

(??) Robble, robble, robble!

Oh, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! No BK! Robble, robble, robble, robble!

(??) Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble! (??) Robble, robble, robble, robble! (??)

Robble, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble, robble!

User:Ganondorfdude11

2010-09-19T04:25:13Z

Ganondorfdude11:

I first found out about CWC through the TV Tropes page. It was like a car wreck, I couldn't watch, but I couldn't look away, either.
Chris's antics are doubly embarrassing to me because my name is Chris as well. Well, it's Christopher. So I'm glad he at least [[Christopher's name change|changed his name]], so I don't have to share it with him anymore.
{{Troper}}
{{Christian}}
{{white}}
{{JERK}}
==Kaiser Sonichu==
Okay, when everybody started vandalizing the CWCipedia in May 2010, I drew up a little article about Kaiser Sonichu. I felt like it was something ridiculous enough, but most of the jokes would go right over Chris's head. The character is a dual parody of both Chris and Kaiser Wilhelm II. Moreso of Chris. I just thought the idea of Sonichu with a moustache and Pickelhaube was hilarious.

[[Image:Kaiserchu.jpg|thumb|right|Kaiser Sonichu]]
'''Kaiser Sonichu''' was a prominent ancestor of [[Sonichu]], being the Emperor of the CWCville Empire and leader of that nation's armies during World War Zero.
==Early Life==
Kaiser Sonichu was born in 1859, shortly before [[Daniel Weston]] discovered CWCville when he commanded the Mayflower voyage. Kaiser Sonichu's father, Kaiser Cherokian, assumed the throne that year and allied with his longtime foes the Wasabi in order to combat the threat posed by Daniel Weston and his English invaders. This war lasted until 1870, and resulted in the unification of the Cherokian and Wasabi clans into the vast and powerful CWCville Empire.

During his childhood, Kaiser Sonichu was often known to loiter around local vendor's shops hoping to find a true and honest sweetheart. His father strongly opposed such behavior, threatening to remove Kaiser Sonichu from the line of succession if his Love Quest continued. During this period, Kaiser Sonichu suffered from numerous Heartaches and Sleepless Nights because of his Shattered Heart.He suffered from Asperger's Syndrome (a form of High-Functioning Autism) and Erb's Palsy in his left hand.
==Ascension to the Throne==
In 1871, as the Cherokian and English delegations were preparing to sign the Treaty of CWCville, Kaiser Cherokian declared himself Emperor of the CWCville Empire and united the Cherokian and Wasabi Clans into one empire. His reign as Emperor was short-lived, however, as he succumbed to heart failure later that year. Historians and dieticians agree that the most likely cause of his death was the large quantities of McDonald's hamburgers that the Emperor consumed daily.

Kaiser Sonichu now found himself as leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world. His first order of business, however, was still his quest for a Boyfriend-Free Girl to be his One True Sweetheart From The Ground Up. However, since his father was no longer around to shatter his Heart Level down to 15% day after stressful day and he was Emperor and could rule with absolute fiat, he simply used his political authority to compel Miss Augusta Viktoria Rosechu to marry him. The fact that Kaiser Sonichu was only twelve does not matter because those dumb laws did not exist back then.

Now no longer a virgin with rage, Kaiser Sonichu's coronation occurred on March 17, 1872.
==Reign==
[[Image:SonichuFlag 2.jpg|thumb|left|Flag of the CWCville Empire under Kaiser Sonichu]]
Under Kaiser Sonichu, all forms of alcohol and tobacky were outlawed, although the ban on reeb was lifted in 1885 when Kaiser Sonichu discovered that he quite liked it. Under these laws, offenders could expect a 10-year prison sentence or a $1500 fine.

In terms of domestic policy, Kaiser Sonichu alienated his father's Wasabi allies by pursuing a policy he referred to as the Anchuent Way, putting Cherokian interests ahead of Wasabi interests. This resulted in Wasabi dissidents creating a strong voting bloc in the CWCville Reichstag in order to oppose the Emperor's policies. The dismissal of Chancellor Mary Lee Walsh, a major part of his father's administration, was seen by contemporaries as an attempt to assert his own control over his reign and step out of his father's shadow.

To this end, Kaiser Sonichu pursued overseas colonies in Africa and the South Pacific. The Free State of Brunchville was founded after the brief conflict with Ruckersville in 1890. Eastern Piedmont was conquered in 1893 and became the site of the Emperor's private villa. Construction of this palace, which doubled as a shopping center, was completed in 1900.

However, CWCville's expansionist tendencies drew the ire of the other Great Powers. The English, still smarting over their defeat in 1870, sought to contain CWCville's aggression by allying themselves with the Free Republic of Wasabi, the state formed by independent Wasabi nationalists in 1879. With this alliance, the longtime ally of the English, the Get-Tar Kingdom, allied itself with the FRW as well. Now CWCville was encircled by hostile nations, and frequent regional conflicts in its colonies precipitated a greater war.
==World War==
[[Image:The Second Battle of CWCville.jpg|thumb|Second Battle of CWCville, where the Allies triumphed.]]
In 1914, Wasabi nationalists assassinated Kaiser Sonichu's heir apparent, Crown Prince Robbie, during a state visit to the Wasabi provinces. This caused the CWCville government to declare war on the FRW, whom it suspected to have something to do with the assassination. Both the Get-Tar Kingdom and the English responded in turn by declaring war on CWCville. Kaiser Sonichu was wary. He knew that it was impossible to fight a two-front war against both Get-Tar and the FRW, so he commissioned general Schlieffen to orchestrate a plan to counteract this. The plan involved a quick thrust into the FRW to neutralize any resistance, so that the remainder of the war effort could focus on the Get-Tar Kingdom and the inevitable naval war with England.

The resistance by the Wasabi was great, however, and by 1916 the war had dragged to a stalemate. The intervention of the United States on the side of the Allies proved to be a turning point, as the reinforcements they provided eventually broke the siege of CWCville.
==Abdication==
On November 9, 1918, Kaiser Sonichu abdicated in the face of foreign invasion and domestic unrest. The CWCville Republic was proclaimed that same day by [[Bob Chandler]]. The eventual Treaty of Versailles broke the union forged between the Cherokians and Wasabi in 1871, doubling the size of the FRW and crippling CWCville as a military power.

Kaiser Sonichu lived the rest of his life in obscurity, dying in 1940. His descendant, Sonichu, barely acknowledges his ancestor's existence, mostly because he is completely devoted to the current <s>dictator</s> mayor of CWCville, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], a descendant of the revolutionary leader Bob Chandler.

Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T21:29:01Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* Video */

'''Song for Jackie.MOV ''' is a very strange video uploaded 16 September 2010. In another failureific attempt to impress [[Jackie]], Chris dons [[Niggos|Blackface]] and a [[Chris and Race|towel on his head]] while [[Chris and Music|"singing"]] to [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mmm_Mmm_Mmm_Mmm| "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"] by [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crash_Test_Dummies| Crash Test Dummies]. Note that "singing" is in quotes because Chris's grating mumblings make even Chris's [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|ill-fated music career]] sound like a classically-trained soprano by comparison. He rounds out the performance with an impromptu [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minstrel_show| minstrel song]. At this point, Jackie's reaction is unknown...
==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Song For Jackie
| video = {{#ev:youtube|TzAJvMKQeJA}}
| stardate = 16 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Music|[[Chris and Music|Music]]}}, {{Sex|[[Chris and Sex|Sex]]}}, {{Racism|[[Niggos]]}}
| style = {{Crazy|Crazy}}
| shirt = {{DenimJacket|text}}
| previous = [[XBox is OK.MOV]]
| next = Current
}}

===Transcript===
[[File:Leadbelly.jpg|thumb|Leadbelly's reaction to this video.]]

'Ello. I am glasses wearing genie, Mr. Popo. [nods and folds his arms, then turns on audio.] I tell you a story. It is a good story. You will enjoy story.

[''starts 'singing' ''] Once there was this boy who was born with some autism and yet made a few friends, but after his high school years he...lost...his friends and was real tortured. But bullies who were jealous of his material things [wiggles his head from side to side and waggles his finger] Nonononononono. [''hums'']

Once there was this girl who continued to have friends long after high school. She could have had her pick of men. Then she found the wayward lost boy. [mumbles next lines] A big, strong, very well, heavenly masked [???] Lov...elysoul! [???]

And those girl and boy were glad when they both saw each other's eyes. When they met up! They both thought of each other. Very often! They had enjoyed each other's company sweetly. Oh, roller coaster ecstasy. In fantasy, their days were simple and they looked to be married and have their own boy and girl. It's true! Wait for marriage invitations!

[''bounces and mimes fiddling''] Ain't no stains on the fiddle! [???] Ain't no stains on the fiddle like this! My son your day wa ha ho ho way a ho! [???] My son your day wa ha ho ho hey a ho! Ain't no stains on the fiddle! Ain't no stains on the fiddle like this! Ain't no stains on the fiddle! Ain't no stains on the fiddle like this! My son your day wa ha ho ho way a ho! My son your day wa ha ho ho hey a ho!

[''spoken''] Happy loving! Between me and Jackie! I love you sweetheart. Boing!

==See Also==
* [[For My Sweetest Ivy]]
* [[A CWC Audition]]
* [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV]]

Talk:Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T21:14:11Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* Song? */

Oh my heavenly God... --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 13:47, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Transcribing, should be done soonish? - [[User:Boop|Boop]] 13:54, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:Arrr, ya beat me, ya scurvy scallawag! Anyways; Un-fucking-beleivable. It's the 'Falling Towers' video all over again.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 13:56, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Chris is BACK!--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 13:57, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Evidently, Chris has no idea how racist this is and how doubly creepy it is. Mr. Popo is so creepy that DBZ Abridged made it a running joke. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 13:58, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Is that what the japanese think Arabs look like?--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 14:03, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
: http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Popo That's all it says (and what it says is pretty damning), I suppose you'd have to ask Akira.--[[User:Xavier orona|Xavier orona]] 14:13, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

I've got a vague transcription, I'll stick it on the page but there are quite a few [unintelligable]s and I am a n00b so forgive me. [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 14:06, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

==Song?==
Can we get the sauce on the song playing in the background?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 14:08, 16 September 2010 (PDT)
:"Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 14:14, 16 September 2010 (PDT)

Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T21:12:32Z

Ganondorfdude11:

Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T21:08:32Z

Ganondorfdude11:

Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T21:07:43Z

Ganondorfdude11:

Talk:Song for Jackie.MOV

2010-09-16T20:58:45Z

Ganondorfdude11:

Talk:Matthew Nobles call

2010-08-16T02:47:01Z

Ganondorfdude11:

This is important shit guys, mostly detailing Bob's theory of the conspiracy that trolling originated from [[Megan]], Michael Synder, and "a few gay guys."--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:38, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
:Yeah, this is awesome. Now, if we had Matthew's email, we could verify the "George Millson" case a few of us are looking into, seeing as it's possible proof of Chris hypnotizing someone into believing Chris is a good person. --[[User:Eniggy|Eniggy]] 19:02, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
* Most upsetting Bob oriented thing to date. He's equally responsible for Chris growing up to be a useless sack of shit. I liked the world better when I thought it was all Barb's fault. [[User:Sully|Sully]] 19:06, 15 August 2010 (PDT)
==File format==
Could someone with a converter link to an mp3 version of the file? None of the media players on my computer support .ogg files. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 19:47, 15 August 2010 (PDT)

2011

2010-08-08T20:26:26Z

Ganondorfdude11:

[[Image:FutureChris.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in '''2011''']]
[[Image:The toppling of Christian.jpg|thumb|'''February 24:''' A year after the proclamation of [[Christian Love Day]], the citizens of [[CWCville]] revolt against their tyrant, undoing all the damage done in his "crusade of [[Honest Content|honesty]]".]]

Things <s>planned</s> that will happen in '''2011''':

*[[Scampers Chandler|Scampers]] runs away. ''(go go Scampers! :3)''
*''[[Wikipedia:Spore (2008 video game)|Spore]]'' is finally ported to consoles. Chis immediately makes Sonichu and Rosechu creatures. In a fundamental misunderstanding of how the game works, Chris flips out when it appears Sonichu is having [[Homos|gay]] sex with a clone of himself in Creature Stage. Chris accuses [[Wikipedia:Will Wright (game designer)|Will Wright]] of being a damn dirty troll.
*[[Bob Chandler]] finally goes to cut down the [[Internet]] in Heaven.
*[[Autism|High Functioning Autism]] is officially recognized by the [[America]]n Psychological Association and listed in DSM-V.
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'' & ''[[Sonichu (game)|Sonichu the Game]]'' are released as [[Hex Bawx|Kinect]] exclusive titles, earning Chris millions and mad [[lie|poon]], but at the compromise of his beliefs. Chris later sues Microsoft to cease publication of his game and port it to [[Wii]] and [[PS3]]. He loses the lawsuit and is ordered to repay all of the revenue he made from his games.
*Hasbro, in cooperation with [[The Miscreants]], releases a board game based off CWC's life, dubbed "[[Kick the Autistic]]" which quickly becomes America's favorite game.
*Having made millions of dollars from their famous game, [[Clyde Cash]] is able to bring his organization back into the public. He then enlists the help of [[Jack Thaddeus]] and [[User:Cogsdev|Webmaster Cogsdev]] to construct a network of proxy A.I.s to run all future organized trolling from then on out. Clyde is then allowed to retire in peace, knowing [[Ryan Cash|his brother's]] will had been carried on...
*With her cat and husband gone and her son a total failure, [[Barbara Chandler]] attempts suicide, but due to her extreme size she is unable to kill herself and she expires in a mound of fecal matter.
*Chris goes to the [[Charlottesville]] [[Mal-Wart]] armed with an [[IBA Chandler]] sniper rifle. In a fit of tard rage, he fires at several [[manager]]s and [[boyfriend-free girl|girlfriend un-free boys]], missing every time.
*Chris is sentenced to six months house arrest for his failed rampage. He starts storming [[YouTube]] with meaningless [[PSEye]] videos again and tries to convince women to come to his house.
*Chris is released from house arrest, and soon proceeds to run over two people with [[Son-Chu]] while pretending his car is a <s>Transformer</s> [[Metal Gear|walking battle tank]].
*For his crime, Chris is sentenced to two years in prison. He struggles to STAY STRAIGHT, but is raped by [[niggos]] daily.
*Chris is let off after one month for good behavior, and is instead sentenced to house arrest, yet again...
*Virginian [[police]] discover the corpse of a [[Zapina|14-year-old girl]] who had been [[rape]]d several miles from [[14 Branchland Court]]. Numerous signs of trauma to her [[vagina]], traces of [[semen]] and [[Fanta]] are found on the corpse. However, the chemicals in the Fanta completely destroyed any DNA, hindering the investigation. Officer [[Bagget|Marcus Baggett]] is put in charge of the investigation, and personally swears to bring the perpetrator to justice.
*Chris kidnaps, rapes and murders nearly every single one of his past [[gal pal]]s and then attempts to create the "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]" by stitching together their various body parts and tries to reanimate them using the Anchuent powers of his [[Amnyfest Ring]], the [[Heart Torch of Fail]], and his [[PS3]]. None of the methods work.
*Chris proceeds to instead stick the Heart Torch of Fail up his ass and creates Crystal, who later dies 5 seconds after seeing her father. Chris then rapes her corpse.
*After removing said object from his ass, he finds out at least 15 [[Pixelblocks]] are trapped in his ass. He is hospitalized for a week.
*[[Patti-Chan]] is resurrected by Maya shamans in preparation of the 13th baktun: the end has begun.
*Chris's carelessness after the kidnapping spree finally gives the Virginian state police the evidence to go after him. After a lengthy car chase in Son-Chu down the interstate, the police finally corner him at a [[McDonald's]], forcing Chris to make a last stand. As Chris steps out of the car, brandishing a vintage [[Megatron Pistol|WWII German pistol]], Officer Baggett orders Chris to put the gun down. Chris replies "[[random-access humor|Down where? All that's down there is the ground]]" and starts charging a [[curse ye ha me ha]] attack. Police are forced to open fire. Footage of Chris being gunned down is broadcast live across the country, resulting in Bagget's promotion to police commissioner.
*Barbara's corpse is discovered during a search on their house, half-eaten by [[Kitty]] and a zombie-esque Patti.
*Chris, lying in the hospital and dying of his wounds, feels shame for the first time in his life, causing him to collapse into a singularity of self-loathing.
*The CWC Saga is declared over, and heroic [[trolls]] everywhere retire in peace to live happy successful lives. The [[CWCki]] is left up as a monument to Christian's [[fail]].
*Chris's body is sent off to NASA, who after extensive research discover that Chris really was a hedgehog all along.
*On [[Christmas]] Day 2011, scientists announce that they had created a cure for autism, derived from chemicals found in Christian's body.
*''CWC: The Movie'' is picked up by Warner Bros and quickly becomes the most popular film of all time, [[Cole Smithey]] tarnishes the film by giving it the only negative review.

<gallery>
Image:SchuRL.jpg|[[Sonichu]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Rosechu.jpg|[[Rosechu]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Alenci.jpg|[[Angelica]] in '''2011'''.
Image:Simonl.jpg|What [[Simonla]] could have looked like in '''2011'''.
</gallery>

{{Timeline}}

[[Category:Chronology]]

2010

2010-07-16T20:20:35Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* June */

[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|[[Chris]] in [[2010]].]]

'''2010''' marks the second consecutive year of organized trolling of [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. In 2010, Chris turned 28.

==January==
{{main|January 2010}}
[[Image:EloquentArgument.JPG|thumb|left|On '''17 January''', Chris expresses his opinion on ''[[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]]'']]

Smug with overconfidence thanks to his [[Mailbag|fanmail]] and the victory over [[gay]] ads, Chris charged into January, not even allowing the shut down of the [[CWCipedia]] via [[copyright]] claims stop him. However, Chris would soon find a new [[stress]] factor in the emerging fan comic ''[[Asperchu]]'', going to great lengths to pull his fans away from it via various crazy [[YouTube]] videos; every attempt failed miserably. As he did, Chris continued to update ''[[Sonichu 10]]'', revealing more of his madness. Unbeknown to trolls, he was actually beginning to get close to [[The Wallflower|another girl]] and he would attempt to hide this, but his own [[ego]] would refuse him to do so.

==February==
{{main|February 2010}}
[[File:Evan'sDeath.JPG|thumb|On '''25 February''', Chris murders Evan in a totally disgusting way]]

As January became February, Chris found himself embroiled in [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|a series of phone calls]] from ''Asperchu'' creator Alec Benson Leary, demanding Chris to promise to show better tolerance towards Asperchu and to get rid of [[Simonla Rosechu]], with [[Mao]] holding CWCipedia hostage. Though, very slowly, Chris recovered enough from the stress to complete ''Sonichu 10'', which showed the death of Simonla, only for Chris to turn around and "kill" Alec, Mao and two other people in an act of childish retaliation. Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, producing a shameless display of self-praising by declaring the first annual [[Christian Love Day]]. Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden appearance of [[Magical Man Potion|another human male]] entering Chris's [[room]], one of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

==March==
{{main|March 2010}}
[[File:Owllevel.jpg|thumb|left|On '''9 March''', Chris uploads a new ''[[LittleBigPlanet]]'' level that inadvertently reveals the identity of [[The Wallflower]]]]

As March began, trolls showed concern over news that Chris's father, [[Bob]], had been hospitalized with congestive heart failure. Sadly, Chris showed no concern whatsoever, angering his [[fanbase]]. A few days later, Chris would, through his massive [[ego|narcissism]], reveal a name of his potential new [[sweetheart]] through a custom ''[[Little Big Planet|LBA]]'' level. Dedicated trolls would discover [[The Wallflower|her identity]], and one faggot would cause the [[gal-pal]] to cut ties with Chris and Chris himself discovering the [[CWCki]]. At that point, Chris began an all-out war against the [[Internet]], attacking his [[fans]] for wanting more ''Sonichu'' pages, attacking the CWCki, and especially attacking [[Surfshack Tito]], the troll who took credit for destroying the [[lulz]]. However, [[Rocky Shoemaker|an outside source]] would intervene with Chris and force him to once again announce he leaves the Internet forever. (36 hours later after making this bold and bombastic claim, Chris returned with a new video to complain about [[TV]] and [[sex]].)

==April==
{{main|April 2010}}
[[File:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|On '''5 April''', Chris's second [[The Hook Cafe]] ad is discovered]]

As April started, Chris's activity on the Internet was sporadic. However, trolls soon discovered an ad on [[The Hook Cafe]], discovering that Chris was back to his [[Love Quest]] on the Internet. During this time, Chris would meet and begin talking to a woman named [[Jackie]], who would become Chris's focus throughout the month. Having learned something from the previous incidents, Chris kept a low profile on her, which however did not prevent some highly-disturbing material to eventually leak to general public. During this time, he attempted to return to [[The GAMe PLACe]] in an attempt to lift his ban; the trolls hailed [[Michael Snyder]] as a hero when he kicked the anti-Semitic manchild out again. Chris would also work on CWCipiedia a bit more, creating profiles for his characters and a page about all of his past sweethearts.

==May==
{{main|May 2010}}
[[File:MODNATION_2.JPG|thumb|left|On '''May 26''' Chris begs for ''[[ModNation Racers]]'' bonuses]]

As May started, it seemed that things were going to be slow again, with a relative high point of smug Chris boasting that he had removed a "bug" allegedly planted by trolls in the [[PS3|life upgrade]]. However, he soon became severely depressed and blamed his problems of rejection by everyone on a conspiracy conceived against him by the [[Greene County]] School Board. By the end of the month, Mao opened up the CWCipedia to everyone. Chris attempted to revert their vandalism, but soon gave into stress and abandoned the website. Two series of e-mails are also leaked.

==June==
{{main|June 2010}}
[[File:GrayScaleChris.jpg|thumb|On '''30 June''', Chris looks for [[love]] on [[Flipnote Hatena]]]]

After Chris's fourth threat to leave the Internet, many fully expected that he would not keep to his word. The silence was however broken after Chris traveled to The GAMe PLACe with an autistic plan of revenge against Michael Snyder: long story short, Chris almost commits a [[Son-Chu|vehicular]] homicide while [[Alcohol|drunk]] and he's let off scot-free by the [[police]]. He then made a video addressing these events and announced that he's leaving the Internet. ([[Chris and hypocrisy|Again]]. [[Youtube Finale|For]] [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|the]] [[100 2188|fifth]] [[100 2189|time]].) Chris front then fell silent for nearly two weeks, until a field agent spotted Chris at the [[Fridays After Five]] event in [[Charlottesville]], continuing his Love Quest offline by acting [[pedofork|really creepy]] in public. Soon, trolls also discovered where Chris had disappeared off to online: the [[Flipnote Hatena]], a website created by [[Nintendo]] for users to share their amateur animations.

==July==
{{main|July 2010}}

July 2010 began with the end of Chris' Flipnote Hatena misadventures, when he got [[List_of places that have banned Chris|permabanned]] on for constantly breaking the site's rules.
Since then he seems to have emerged from the internets and begun enjoying the fruits of real life; as of 10 July he has been spotted both at [[Coffee_Place|the Coffee Place]] and at [[Fridays After Five]].

{{Timeline}}
[[Category:Chronology]]

Peanuts

2010-06-29T03:29:25Z

Ganondorfdude11:

[[Image:119-PeanutsCWC.jpg|thumb|right|Need we say more?]]

''Peanuts'' is a comic strip created by Charles M. Schulz that ran from 2 October 1950 until 13 February 2000. Although new strips ended due to the death of Schulz in 2000, the comics continued to be published. Unfortunately, [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] decided to bastardize the legacy of the strip by ripping it off.

On 25 June 2010, Chris uploaded [[RandomHumor1]] to his [[Flipnote Hatena]] account. Complete with horrendous drawings and obnoxious high-pitched voices, the animation plagiarizes the Charlie Brown and Snoopy Show episode [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHDnc19mHv0/ "Sally at School"] word for word.

He also mentioned Charlie Brown in [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE]], but only to distinguish what kind of peanuts he was talking about.

With the fat manchild mercilessly stealing from his creations, Schulz is most likely rolling in his grave right about now.

{{stub}}

[[Category: Things Chris has ripped off]]

The Kevin and Bean Show Segment

2010-06-23T06:45:59Z

Ganondorfdude11:

'''The Kevin and Bean Show Segment''' is an 8 minute radio clip in which the hosts of the self-titled [http://kroq.radio.com/shows/kevin-bean/''The Kevin and Bean Show]'' on KROQ 106.7 FM in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''2 and a half minutes'' playing "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they play the tape. It aired in May 2009.

This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about Christian Weston Chandler and his antics.
==The video==
<center>{{#ev:youtube|ZtcJZPlQurw}}</center>
==Transcript==

===Viewer discretion is advised===

'''Presenter 1:''' --he's just a weird, geeky guy and he-- ''[audio cuts off]'' ...you're not usually a stellar choice, but tomorrow, you'll find out why it's '[[wikipedia:Top_Gun|Top Gun]] Day'. Apparently there's a new holiday joining the calender, guys, that we didn't know about. Top Gun Day.

'''Presenter 2:''' Hmmm...!

'''Presenter 1:''' Find out more about that, also actor [[wikipedia:Steve_Zahn|Steve Zahn]]'s gonna be joining us tomorrow. Look, uh, this video we're about to talk about is up at the Kevin and Bean section of KROQ.com. ''I'm'' wondering if this is a ''real'' guy with, you know, he's just a weird geeky guy and he's speaking from the heart or if this is going to turn out to be the next "Borat". This is some sort of comedy genius ['''Presenter 3:''' Wow.] and this is just a crazy character he's created. What do you guys think?

'''Presenter 2:''' Hold up one second.

'''Viewer discretion warning 1:''' The reenactments and commentary in this program may contain frank talk of a sexual nature. Viewer discretion is advised. ''['''Presenter 1''' laughs during this]''

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, now that we got that in...

'''Presenter 2:''' H-Hang on.

'''Viewer discretion warning 2:''' This program contains adult language and subject matter, viewer discretion advised.

'''Presenter 1:''' Right, so he turns the camera...

'''Viewer discretion warning 3:''' This program contains sexually explicit dialogue. Viewer discretion is advised.

'''Presenter 1:''' He's a guy, he looks like he's--

'''Viewer discretion warning 4:''' These images may be too shocking for young children.

'''Presenter 2:''' Alright, 'kay, go ahead.

'''Presenter 1:''' --he's sitting, he's sitting in a--

'''Viewer discretion warning 5:''' A warning: some of what you're about to see and hear is explicit.

'''Presenter 2:''' Alright, go ahead.

'''Presenter 1:''' --he seems to be sitting in his bedroom and he is describing things that he likes to do and I can't imagine-- I mean, I don't-- I can't put myself in the position of a guy who would want to video tape this and put it up on the internet for people to know these sorts of things about him so I figure, well, there must be some other reason he's got.

'''Presenter 2:''' It ''sounds''-- by the way, if he's an actor, he's a ''genius''.

'''Presenter 3:''' ''Yes.''

'''Presenter 1:''' It sounds like he's gotten some responses to videos that he has already video taped of himself and put up online. And other--

'''Presenter 2:''' He also has his own little YouTube channel, ['''Presenter 1:''' Yes.] and he's developed a ''cult'' of people who can't believe the stuff that he talks about.

'''Presenter 1:''' Yes.

'''Viewer discretion warning 6:''' Parental discretion is advised.

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, so, um, this is ''him''...

'''Viewer discretion warning 7:''' The American Humane Association monitored the animal action. No animal was harmed in the making of this program. ''['''Presenter 3''' laughs during this]''

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, here we go.

'''Viewer discretion warning 8:''' If you have little children and you allow them to listen to the following conversation, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|you are a bad parent]]. [[Sandy|A ''really'' bad parent. You are seriously ''[censored]'' up]]. [[Rosechu|You with your illegitimate kids and your bad judgment and whatnot]]. ''['''Presenter 1''', throughout: Alright. Alright, okay.]

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright. He's a little bit of an [[obesity|overweight]] guy with a [[hair|receding hairline]], he's wearin' the, y'know, the [[Chris and fashion|polo shirt]], and he's in what looks like his [[chris's room|bedroom]] with... it has to be dozens and dozens of action figures behind him. He looks like he'd be a sci-fi geek. He looks like--

'''Presenter 2:''' He's not talking about sci-fi.

'''Presenter 1:''' He looks like he's in his late... twenties, maybe even thirty. Which makes--

'''Presenter 3:''' [[Chris and health|Aging badly]].

'''Presenter 1:''' Which makes it all the more disturbing.

'''Presenter 3:''' Yeah.

'''Viewer discretion warning 9:''' This program contains graphic images that may be disturbing to sensitive viewers. The people profiled all survived. Discretion is advised. ['''Presenter 1:''' Alright...]

''[The presenters all laugh]''

'''Presenter 1:''' You won't wanna survive though after you hear it, here's the-- here's the dude.

===Playing the video===

:'''Chris:''' [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|Captain's Log, uh, Stardate April 28th 2009]].

'''Presenter 1:''' ''Anyone'' that starts with Captain's Log, Stardate...

'''Presenter 3:''' Yeah.

'''Presenter 2:''' You've got a guy who believes he's living on the bridge of the Enterprise.

'''Presenter 1:''' That's correct, yes.

:'''Chris:''' Uhh... a-about... it's- it's a...good idea some-uhhh, if uh it's a good idea, but, uh.

'''Presenter 1:''' Now, he's referring to a video that he put up that people are questioning.

'''Presenter 3:''' Mkay.

'''Presenter 1:''' They're saying, "Why would you do that?". So he's referring to-- I think it's a good idea if it doesn't bother you, but if it does bother you, then you don't have to do it.

'''Presenter 2:''' What's he talking about?

'''Presenter 1:''' ... [[dirty, crapped briefs|you'll find out]].

:'''Chris:''' You know you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but... I [[recycling|recycle]] my own [''BEEP'']. [''The beeped word is '[[semen]]', for you newfags and [[User:Ronichu|retards]]'']

'''Presenter 2:''' Oh, wow.

:'''Chris:''' Yes, I recycle it.

'''Presenter 1:''' Okay, you could use your imagination, but it's something that comes out of the body.

'''Presenter 2:''' Yeah and it's... yeah.

'''Presenter 1:''' And by the way... it seems to me, I think this is a rule of thumb, nothing that comes out of the body, needs to be saved or recycled...

'''Presenter 2:''' [''Laughs in the background'']

'''Presenter 3:''' No...

'''Presenter 1:''' ...or treasured, right.

'''Presenter 3:''' ...no, just let it go.

'''Presenter 1:''' Whatever fluids or solids you're imagining right now, all of those should be done away with, there's a reason they're expelled from the body, no reason to try to save that stuff.

'''Presenter 2:''' That's correct. Or recyc-- this is taking recycling maybe a little too far, is what we're saying.

:'''Chris:''' Anyway, the—anyway, af—from after that the, uh, second topic, the, uh, one where I spanked myself.

'''Presenter 1:''' Okay, here's another video he's talking about where he apparently spanks himself.

:'''Chris:''' Yeah, I just, uh, I was doin' that for fun, because, y'know, sometimes I do my [unintelligible, possibly "dumb"?], silly, crazy things...

'''Presenter 1:''' [''chuckle'']

:'''Chris:''' and, uh... ''sometimes'' adults feel pleasure from pain...

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, now this is where he gets into his big thing which is "I'm an adult, and adults act this way".

'''Presenter 3:''' Is he assuming I'm a child?

'''Presenter 1:''' I don't know what he's assuming.

'''Presenter 3:''' Because he's kind of talking to me like I'm a child.

'''Presenter 1:''' But I can tell you that I've never done this, I've never really spanked myself on camera.

'''Presenter 3:''' But you're an adult!

'''Presenter 1:''' But I've never done-- I've ''never'' spanked myself on camera.

'''Presenter 3:''' Huh.

:'''Chris:''' ...even when they, uh, do it to themselves. Just, like, you know, spanking is, uh, generally a pop— generally a popular type, uh, thing amongst adults. And then the, uh, third topic which was the—uh, the photographs of, uh, me in, uh... 'dult diapers.

'''Presenter 1:''' Okay so the dude... the dude recycles when he shouldn't.

'''Presenter 3:''' Right.

'''Presenter 1:''' Uh, the dude spanks, and now the dude wears diapers.

'''Presenter 3:''' Why does the dude wear diapers?

:'''Chris:'''...regalry—legularly I, uh, do not use them, but I just felt like trying a pair on. And it was okay.

'''Presenter 1:''' He ''felt'' like trying a pair on, he wanted to see what the sensation was like!

'''Presenter 3:''' They're diapers!

'''Presenter 2:''' Yes.

'''Presenter 1:''' How busy is this guy that he can't walk from his bedroom to the bathroom? Now, and here's where it gets interesting, because he ''again'' refers to the fact that he's an adult and who hasn't worn a diaper? ''['''Presenter 3''' laughs]'' Y'know, like, who hasn't done that?

:'''Chris:''' ...and sometimes I do, uh, I get very [[Stress|stressed out]], ['''Presenter 1:''' Mhm.] it just tends to just build up and sometimes, I just have to—it just comes out, and I sometimes accidentally, uh... poo my pants. But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime, I mean, [bleep] their underwear...

'''Presenter 1:''' Umm, me?

'''Presenter 3:''' Me too?

'''Presenter 2:''' Everyone, probably?

'''Presenter 3:''' Put me in that category.

'''Presenter 1:''' Who hasn't? So first he says "I wanted to feel the sensation-I wanted to feel what it was like", but then who hasn't needed one, and had to have one?

'''Presenter 2:''' Ewwww.

'''Presenter 3:''' Wooooow.

:'''Chris:''' ...at least once in their lifetime. I mean, we're only human.

'''Presenter 1:''' That's true.

:'''Chris:''' ...nothing to be ashamed of. And...

'''Presenter 2:''' I'd like to suggest that there ''is'' something to be ashamed of if you're doing that to yourself.

'''Presenter 3:''' [''laughing''] Yes, I agree.

'''Presenter 2:''' Perhaps that should be, there should be some shame involved.

'''Presenter 1:''' But I go back to my original question before we heard from this nutjob, is why would you put stuff like this up there on the internet? Is it a sexual turn-on to talk about this stuff or ''is he playing us''? What do you guys think?

'''Presenter 3:''' I don't think he's playing us!

'''Presenter 2:''' I don't know if he's playing us and I...I don't know if it's in the tape because we did have to edit some of it believe it or not for standards and practices and whatnot, but I get the suggestion that he was being asked to do it by [[Ivy|a girl]].

'''Presenter 3:''' Well, if ''that guy's'' got a girl he should do whatever she says.

[''the others laugh'']

'''Presenter 1:''' Never get another one.

:'''Chris:''' And to [[trolls|those]] who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions.

'''Presenter 2:''' Alright.

:'''Chris:''' With that, I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a [[Chris and Health|healthy]], ['''Presenter 2:''' Mhm.] [[Obesity|growing]], ['''Presenter 2:''' Right.] [[Chris Loses It|sane]], ['''Presenter 2:''' Mhm.] and [[Chris and Reality|sound-minded]], uh, adult individual.

'''Presenter 2:''' Yep![[''unintelligible'']]

:'''Chris:''' And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else.

'''Presenter 1:''' I'm gonna say "no".

[''Presenter 3 is overcome with laughter'']

'''Presenter 2:''' How did he have time to film this video when ''Star Trek'' opened this weekend?

'''Presenter 1:''' I don't know. And he's holding a video game controller! He's not playing a video game but he's holding it and messing with it the whole time he's talking.

'''Presenter 2 and 3:''' Wow.

'''Presenter 1:''' Like it's [[CWCville|a security blanket]] or something, helps him feel a bit better about it.

'''Voice:''' This is finally the best reason-- the best, most solid justification I've heard for the Internet.

[''Presenters laugh, tape ends'']

==See Also==

[[Toucher and Rich Segment]]

[[Category: Media that has been published in real life]]

The Kevin and Bean Show Segment

2010-06-23T06:38:01Z

Ganondorfdude11:

'''The Kevin and Bean Show Segment''' is an 8 minute radio clip in which the hosts of the self-titled [http://kroq.radio.com/shows/kevin-bean/''The Kevin and Bean Show]'' on KROQ 106.7 FM in California find [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|one of Chris's Captain's Logs]] and comment on it. For the most part of it, they are horrified; so horrified that they spend ''2 and a half minutes'' playing "Viewer Discretion is Advised" warnings before they play the tape. It aired in May 2010.

This clip is one of two radio segments that were aired about Christian Weston Chandler and his antics.
==The video==
<center>{{#ev:youtube|ZtcJZPlQurw}}</center>
==Transcript==

===Viewer discretion is advised===

'''Presenter 1:''' --he's just a weird, geeky guy and he-- ''[audio cuts off]'' ...you're not usually a stellar choice, but tomorrow, you'll find out why it's '[[wikipedia:Top_Gun|Top Gun]] Day'. Apparently there's a new holiday joining the calender, guys, that we didn't know about. Top Gun Day.

'''Presenter 2:''' Hmmm...!

'''Presenter 1:''' Find out more about that, also actor [[wikipedia:Steve_Zahn|Steve Zahn]]'s gonna be joining us tomorrow. Look, uh, this video we're about to talk about is up at the Kevin and Bean section of KROQ.com. ''I'm'' wondering if this is a ''real'' guy with, you know, he's just a weird geeky guy and he's speaking from the heart or if this is going to turn out to be the next "Borat". This is some sort of comedy genius ['''Presenter 3:''' Wow.] and this is just a crazy character he's created. What do you guys think?

'''Presenter 2:''' Hold up one second.

'''Viewer discretion warning 1:''' The reenactments and commentary in this program may contain frank talk of a sexual nature. Viewer discretion is advised. ''['''Presenter 1''' laughs during this]''

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, now that we got that in...

'''Presenter 2:''' H-Hang on.

'''Viewer discretion warning 2:''' This program contains adult language and subject matter, viewer discretion advised.

'''Presenter 1:''' Right, so he turns the camera...

'''Viewer discretion warning 3:''' This program contains sexually explicit dialogue. Viewer discretion is advised.

'''Presenter 1:''' He's a guy, he looks like he's--

'''Viewer discretion warning 4:''' These images may be too shocking for young children.

'''Presenter 2:''' Alright, 'kay, go ahead.

'''Presenter 1:''' --he's sitting, he's sitting in a--

'''Viewer discretion warning 5:''' A warning: some of what you're about to see and hear is explicit.

'''Presenter 2:''' Alright, go ahead.

'''Presenter 1:''' --he seems to be sitting in his bedroom and he is describing things that he likes to do and I can't imagine-- I mean, I don't-- I can't put myself in the position of a guy who would want to video tape this and put it up on the internet for people to know these sorts of things about him so I figure, well, there must be some other reason he's got.

'''Presenter 2:''' It ''sounds''-- by the way, if he's an actor, he's a ''genius''.

'''Presenter 3:''' ''Yes.''

'''Presenter 1:''' It sounds like he's gotten some responses to videos that he has already video taped of himself and put up online. And other--

'''Presenter 2:''' He also has his own little YouTube channel, ['''Presenter 1:''' Yes.] and he's developed a ''cult'' of people who can't believe the stuff that he talks about.

'''Presenter 1:''' Yes.

'''Viewer discretion warning 6:''' Parental discretion is advised.

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, so, um, this is ''him''...

'''Viewer discretion warning 7:''' The American Humane Association monitored the animal action. No animal was harmed in the making of this program. ''['''Presenter 3''' laughs during this]''

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, here we go.

'''Viewer discretion warning 8:''' If you have little children and you allow them to listen to the following conversation, [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|you are a bad parent]]. [[Sandy|A ''really'' bad parent. You are seriously ''[censored]'' up]]. [[Rosechu|You with your illegitimate kids and your bad judgment and whatnot]]. ''['''Presenter 1''', throughout: Alright. Alright, okay.]

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright. He's a little bit of an [[obesity|overweight]] guy with a [[hair|receding hairline]], he's wearin' the, y'know, the [[Chris and fashion|polo shirt]], and he's in what looks like his [[chris's room|bedroom]] with... it has to be dozens and dozens of action figures behind him. He looks like he'd be a sci-fi geek. He looks like--

'''Presenter 2:''' He's not talking about sci-fi.

'''Presenter 1:''' He looks like he's in his late... twenties, maybe even thirty. Which makes--

'''Presenter 3:''' [[Chris and health|Aging badly]].

'''Presenter 1:''' Which makes it all the more disturbing.

'''Presenter 3:''' Yeah.

'''Viewer discretion warning 9:''' This program contains graphic images that may be disturbing to sensitive viewers. The people profiled all survived. Discretion is advised. ['''Presenter 1:''' Alright...]

''[The presenters all laugh]''

'''Presenter 1:''' You won't wanna survive though after you hear it, here's the-- here's the dude.

===Playing the video===

:'''Chris:''' [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|Captain's Log, uh, Stardate April 28th 2009]].

'''Presenter 1:''' ''Anyone'' that starts with Captain's Log, Stardate...

'''Presenter 3:''' Yeah.

'''Presenter 2:''' You've got a guy who believes he's living on the bridge of the Enterprise.

'''Presenter 1:''' That's correct, yes.

:'''Chris:''' Uhh... a-about... it's- it's a...good idea some-uhhh, if uh it's a good idea, but, uh.

'''Presenter 1:''' Now, he's referring to a video that he put up that people are questioning.

'''Presenter 3:''' Mkay.

'''Presenter 1:''' They're saying, "Why would you do that?". So he's referring to-- I think it's a good idea if it doesn't bother you, but if it does bother you, then you don't have to do it.

'''Presenter 2:''' What's he talking about?

'''Presenter 1:''' ... [[dirty, crapped briefs|you'll find out]].

:'''Chris:''' You know you don't have to do it if you don't like it, but... I [[recycling|recycle]] my own [''BEEP'']. [''The beeped word is '[[semen]]', for you newfags and [[User:Ronichu|retards]]'']

'''Presenter 2:''' Oh, wow.

:'''Chris:''' Yes, I recycle it.

'''Presenter 1:''' Okay, you could use your imagination, but it's something that comes out of the body.

'''Presenter 2:''' Yeah and it's... yeah.

'''Presenter 1:''' And by the way... it seems to me, I think this is a rule of thumb, nothing that comes out of the body, needs to be saved or recycled...

'''Presenter 2:''' [''Laughs in the background'']

'''Presenter 3:''' No...

'''Presenter 1:''' ...or treasured, right.

'''Presenter 3:''' ...no, just let it go.

'''Presenter 1:''' Whatever fluids or solids you're imagining right now, all of those should be done away with, there's a reason they're expelled from the body, no reason to try to save that stuff.

'''Presenter 2:''' That's correct. Or recyc-- this is taking recycling maybe a little too far, is what we're saying.

:'''Chris:''' Anyway, the—anyway, af—from after that the, uh, second topic, the, uh, one where I spanked myself.

'''Presenter 1:''' Okay, here's another video he's talking about where he apparently spanks himself.

:'''Chris:''' Yeah, I just, uh, I was doin' that for fun, because, y'know, sometimes I do my [unintelligible, possibly "dumb"?], silly, crazy things...

'''Presenter 1:''' [''chuckle'']

:'''Chris:''' and, uh... ''sometimes'' adults feel pleasure from pain...

'''Presenter 1:''' Alright, now this is where he gets into his big thing which is "I'm an adult, and adults act this way".

'''Presenter 3:''' Is he assuming I'm a child?

'''Presenter 1:''' I don't know what he's assuming.

'''Presenter 3:''' Because he's kind of talking to me like I'm a child.

'''Presenter 1:''' But I can tell you that I've never done this, I've never really spanked myself on camera.

'''Presenter 3:''' But you're an adult!

'''Presenter 1:''' But I've never done-- I've ''never'' spanked myself on camera.

'''Presenter 3:''' Huh.

:'''Chris:''' ...even when they, uh, do it to themselves. Just, like, you know, spanking is, uh, generally a pop— generally a popular type, uh, thing amongst adults. And then the, uh, third topic which was the—uh, the photographs of, uh, me in, uh... 'dult diapers.

'''Presenter 1:''' Okay so the dude... the dude recycles when he shouldn't.

'''Presenter 3:''' Right.

'''Presenter 1:''' Uh, the dude spanks, and now the dude wears diapers.

'''Presenter 3:''' Why does the dude wear diapers?

:'''Chris:'''...regalry—legularly I, uh, do not use them, but I just felt like trying a pair on. And it was okay.

'''Presenter 1:''' He ''felt'' like trying a pair on, he wanted to see what the sensation was like!

'''Presenter 3:''' They're diapers!

'''Presenter 2:''' Yes.

'''Presenter 1:''' How busy is this guy that he can't walk from his bedroom to the bathroom? Now, and here's where it gets interesting, because he ''again'' refers to the fact that he's an adult and who hasn't worn a diaper? ''['''Presenter 3''' laughs]'' Y'know, like, who hasn't done that?

:'''Chris:''' ...and sometimes I do, uh, I get very [[Stress|stressed out]], ['''Presenter 1:''' Mhm.] it just tends to just build up and sometimes, I just have to—it just comes out, and I sometimes accidentally, uh... poo my pants. But I mean, who hasn't in their lifetime, I mean, [bleep] their underwear...

'''Presenter 1:''' Umm, me?

'''Presenter 3:''' Me too?

'''Presenter 2:''' Everyone, probably?

'''Presenter 3:''' Put me in that category.

'''Presenter 1:''' Who hasn't? So first he says "I wanted to feel the sensation-I wanted to feel what it was like", but then who hasn't needed one, and had to have one?

'''Presenter 2:''' Ewwww.

'''Presenter 3:''' Wooooow.

:'''Chris:''' ...at least once in their lifetime. I mean, we're only human.

'''Presenter 1:''' That's true.

:'''Chris:''' ...nothing to be ashamed of. And...

'''Presenter 2:''' I'd like to suggest that there ''is'' something to be ashamed of if you're doing that to yourself.

'''Presenter 3:''' [''laughing''] Yes, I agree.

'''Presenter 2:''' Perhaps that should be, there should be some shame involved.

'''Presenter 1:''' But I go back to my original question before we heard from this nutjob, is why would you put stuff like this up there on the internet? Is it a sexual turn-on to talk about this stuff or ''is he playing us''? What do you guys think?

'''Presenter 3:''' I don't think he's playing us!

'''Presenter 2:''' I don't know if he's playing us and I...I don't know if it's in the tape because we did have to edit some of it believe it or not for standards and practices and whatnot, but I get the suggestion that he was being asked to do it by [[Ivy|a girl]].

'''Presenter 3:''' Well, if ''that guy's'' got a girl he should do whatever she says.

[''the others laugh'']

'''Presenter 1:''' Never get another one.

:'''Chris:''' And to [[trolls|those]] who find it amusing, uh, I respectfully disagree with their opinions.

'''Presenter 2:''' Alright.

:'''Chris:''' With that, I just want to continue to make it perfectly clear that I am a [[Chris and Health|healthy]], ['''Presenter 2:''' Mhm.] [[Obesity|growing]], ['''Presenter 2:''' Right.] [[Chris Loses It|sane]], ['''Presenter 2:''' Mhm.] and [[Chris and Reality|sound-minded]], uh, adult individual.

'''Presenter 2:''' Yep![[''unintelligible'']]

:'''Chris:''' And I should continue to be treated and respected as an equal among the human population just as anybody else.

'''Presenter 1:''' I'm gonna say "no".

[''Presenter 3 is overcome with laughter'']

'''Presenter 2:''' How did he have time to film this video when ''Star Trek'' opened this weekend?

'''Presenter 1:''' I don't know. And he's holding a video game controller! He's not playing a video game but he's holding it and messing with it the whole time he's talking.

'''Presenter 2 and 3:''' Wow.

'''Presenter 1:''' Like it's [[CWCville|a security blanket]] or something, helps him feel a bit better about it.

'''Voice:''' This is finally the best reason-- the best, most solid justification I've heard for the Internet.

[''Presenters laugh, tape ends'']

==See Also==

[[Toucher and Rich Segment]]

[[Category: Media that has been published in real life]]

Talk:Mario Kart 64 Lego Raceway

2010-06-14T04:32:47Z

Ganondorfdude11:

==the players==
*1) MARIO
*2) Christian Chandler
*3) CRASH DUMMIE
*4) Peach
*5) Mega Man & Rush
*6) JAILBRAKE JOE
*7) Barbara Chandler
*8) Cole Smithey
*9) POWER RANGER Christian Chandler
*10) TONY TWISTER
*11) LUIGI
*12) ALPHA DRACONIS
*13) SANTA CLAUSE
*14) Infomaniac
*15) DEXTER
*16) Laura Dorazio
*17) QUEEN GYPSY MOTH
*18) Pharoh's Mummy
*19) ANDY GRIFFIT
*20) BONSAI
*21) Sarah Hammer
*22) Luke Skywalker
*23) Vader Droid
*24) Anakin Skywalker & R2-D2
*25) Kellie Andes

**1st Christian C.
**2nd Infomaniac.
**3rd Cole S.
**4th Sarah H.
--[[User:Robotnik|Robotnik]] 04:38, 11 July 2009 (CEST)
==This actually makes me feel sorry for Chris==
While this certainly isn't anything spectacular, it's evident that Chris actually put effort into it, and given the leaps in tech since 1998, it's fairly conceivable that in some Bizarro universe, Chris may have achieved Internet fame by making stop-motion Lego animations like the ones that are all over YouTube now. While again they're nothing to write home about, if he had put his creativity with Lego to good use we may have been looking at a very different Chris Chan today. This is but one of the many reasons I see Chris as something of a tragic figure. He has creativity, but he prefers to bastardize other people's creations instead of creating his own. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 04:32, 14 June 2010 (UTC)

Talk:100 2188

2010-05-27T06:02:09Z

Ganondorfdude11:

Transcribing this nonsense, I guess... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 05:36, 27 May 2010 (UTC)
==Name?==
I propose "Rage Against the Internet." [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 27 May 2010 (UTC)

User:Ganondorfdude11

2010-05-27T06:00:21Z

Ganondorfdude11:

I first found out about CWC through the TV Tropes page. It was like a car wreck, I couldn't watch, but I couldn't look away, either.
Chris's antics are doubly embarrassing to me because my name is Chris as well. Well, it's Christopher. So I'm glad he at least [[Christopher's name change|changed his name]], so I don't have to share it with him anymore.
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==Kaiser Sonichu==
Okay, when everybody started vandalizing the CWCipedia in May 2010, I drew up a little article about Kaiser Sonichu. I felt like it was something ridiculous enough, but most of the jokes would go right over Chris's head. The character is a dual parody of both Chris and Kaiser Wilhelm II. Moreso of Chris. I just thought the idea of Sonichu with a moustache and Pickelhaube was hilarious.

[[Image:Kaiserchu.jpg|thumb|right|Kaiser Sonichu]]
'''Kaiser Sonichu''' was a prominent ancestor of [[Sonichu]], being the Emperor of the CWCville Empire and leader of that nation's armies during World War Zero.
==Early Life==
Kaiser Sonichu was born in 1859, shortly before [[Daniel Weston]] discovered CWCville when he commanded the Mayflower voyage. Kaiser Sonichu's father, Kaiser Cherokian, assumed the throne that year and allied with his longtime foes the Wasabi in order to combat the threat posed by Daniel Weston and his English invaders. This war lasted until 1870, and resulted in the unification of the Cherokian and Wasabi clans into the vast and powerful CWCville Empire.

During his childhood, Kaiser Sonichu was often known to loiter around local vendor's shops hoping to find a true and honest sweetheart. His father strongly opposed such behavior, threatening to remove Kaiser Sonichu from the line of succession if his Love Quest continued. During this period, Kaiser Sonichu suffered from numerous Heartaches and Sleepless Nights because of his Shattered Heart.He suffered from Asperger's Syndrome (a form of High-Functioning Autism) and Erb's Palsy in his left hand.
==Ascension to the Throne==
In 1871, as the Cherokian and English delegations were preparing to sign the Treaty of CWCville, Kaiser Cherokian declared himself Emperor of the CWCville Empire and united the Cherokian and Wasabi Clans into one empire. His reign as Emperor was short-lived, however, as he succumbed to heart failure later that year. Historians and dieticians agree that the most likely cause of his death was the large quantities of McDonald's hamburgers that the Emperor consumed daily.

Kaiser Sonichu now found himself as leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world. His first order of business, however, was still his quest for a Boyfriend-Free Girl to be his One True Sweetheart From The Ground Up. However, since his father was no longer around to shatter his Heart Level down to 15% day after stressful day and he was Emperor and could rule with absolute fiat, he simply used his political authority to compel Miss Augusta Viktoria Rosechu to marry him. The fact that Kaiser Sonichu was only twelve does not matter because those dumb laws did not exist back then.

Now no longer a virgin with rage, Kaiser Sonichu's coronation occurred on March 17, 1872.
==Reign==
[[Image:SonichuFlag 2.jpg|thumb|left|Flag of the CWCville Empire under Kaiser Sonichu]]
Under Kaiser Sonichu, all forms of alcohol and tobacky were outlawed, although the ban on reeb was lifted in 1885 when Kaiser Sonichu discovered that he quite liked it. Under these laws, offenders could expect a 10-year prison sentence or a $1500 fine.

In terms of domestic policy, Kaiser Sonichu alienated his father's Wasabi allies by pursuing a policy he referred to as the Anchuent Way, putting Cherokian interests ahead of Wasabi interests. This resulted in Wasabi dissidents creating a strong voting bloc in the CWCville Reichstag in order to oppose the Emperor's policies. The dismissal of Chancellor Mary Lee Walsh, a major part of his father's administration, was seen by contemporaries as an attempt to assert his own control over his reign and step out of his father's shadow.

To this end, Kaiser Sonichu pursued overseas colonies in Africa and the South Pacific. The Free State of Brunchville was founded after the brief conflict with Ruckersville in 1890. Eastern Piedmont was conquered in 1893 and became the site of the Emperor's private villa. Construction of this palace, which doubled as a shopping center, was completed in 1900.

However, CWCville's expansionist tendencies drew the ire of the other Great Powers. The English, still smarting over their defeat in 1870, sought to contain CWCville's aggression by allying themselves with the Free Republic of Wasabi, the state formed by independent Wasabi nationalists in 1879. With this alliance, the longtime ally of the English, the Get-Tar Kingdom, allied itself with the FRW as well. Now CWCville was encircled by hostile nations, and frequent regional conflicts in its colonies precipitated a greater war.
==World War==
[[Image:The Second Battle of CWCville.jpg|thumb|Second Battle of CWCville, where the Allies triumphed.]]
In 1914, Wasabi nationalists assassinated Kaiser Sonichu's heir apparent, Crown Prince Robbie, during a state visit to the Wasabi provinces. This caused the CWCville government to declare war on the FRW, whom it suspected to have something to do with the assassination. Both the Get-Tar Kingdom and the English responded in turn by declaring war on CWCville. Kaiser Sonichu was wary. He knew that it was impossible to fight a two-front war against both Get-Tar and the FRW, so he commissioned general Schlieffen to orchestrate a plan to counteract this. The plan involved a quick thrust into the FRW to neutralize any resistance, so that the remainder of the war effort could focus on the Get-Tar Kingdom and the inevitable naval war with England.

The resistance by the Wasabi was great, however, and by 1916 the war had dragged to a stalemate. The intervention of the United States on the side of the Allies proved to be a turning point, as the reinforcements they provided eventually broke the siege of CWCville.
==Abdication==
On November 9, 1918, Kaiser Sonichu abdicated in the face of foreign invasion and domestic unrest. The CWCville Republic was proclaimed that same day by [[Bob Chandler]]. The eventual Treaty of Versailles broke the union forged between the Cherokians and Wasabi in 1871, doubling the size of the FRW and crippling CWCville as a military power.

Kaiser Sonichu lived the rest of his life in obscurity, dying in 1940. His descendant, Sonichu, barely acknowledges his ancestor's existence, mostly because he is completely devoted to the current <s>dictator</s> mayor of CWCville, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], a descendant of the revolutionary leader Bob Chandler.

100 2188

2010-05-27T05:42:19Z

Ganondorfdude11:

'''100_2188''' was uploaded May 27, 2010. In this video, Chris complains about the trolls vandalizing the CWCipedia and then tries to defend himself, saying that he is active in his community and that the trolls are losers who sit at their computers all day. He also asserts that he is STRAIGHT for the millionth time.

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==Transcript==
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

100 2188

2010-05-27T05:41:58Z

Ganondorfdude11:

100 2188

2010-05-27T05:38:20Z

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'''100_2188''' was uploaded May 27, 2010. In this video, Chris complains about the trolls vandalizing the CWCipedia and then tries to defend himself, saying that he is active in his community and that the trolls are losers who sit at their computers all day.

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Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-27T05:32:39Z

Ganondorfdude11:

[[Image:Chris gay trucker.jpg|thumb|right|Larry the Trucker Man]]
'''Some Favored Comedians''' (officially "'''Some Favored Comedians.MOV'''") is a 20 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his [[fanbase]] by discussing various comedians and Seth McFarlane. He reiterates his [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|dislike for the change in voice actors on ''The Cleveland Show'']], does several terrible impersonations, and describes a scenario where Jerry Seinfeld meets him and does a stand up act about how [[Chris and ego|awesome]] it is to meet a [[Chris|retarded manchild]]. During this extended fantasy, Chris refers to himself as a "[[Reality|teenage boy]]," even though he is nearly 30 years old.

After the Seinfeld bit, Chris spends a while trying to explain how he doesn't actually [[racism|hate]] [[Chris and religion|Jews]] at all, but gives no justification for his [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|recent actions]]. He shifts gears to mention that Larry the Cable Guy should be called "Larry the Trucker Man," and then changes subjects once again, in an ADD kind of way, to Peter Cullen's voice acting [[Optimus Prime]].

Despite Chris being a critical and avid fan of ''The Cleveland Show'', he consistently refers to [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Reagan Gomez]] as "Regina." This could be an artifact of his [[autism]] for which he blames almost all of his shortcomings, or he could have confused her with [[Wikipedia:Regina King|Regina King]], who voices characters on ''The Boondocks''. He also repeatedly mispronounces Mila Kunis's name. Considering that she's the voice of his favorite ''[[Family Guy]]'' gal-pal, well, that comes as no surprise.
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==Video==

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==Transcript==
Ah, [[Captain's Log]], May 22nd- [''flashes his school ring''] May 20th, 2010. I just uh, started up this video [''takes his glasses off''] to uh, give y'all a little update about myself [''puts glasses back on, coughs'']. You know, I'm doing well, so's my [[Barb|mom]], and for your information my [[Bob|father]] is alive and well, so that rumor is false. My father is alive and well.

Anyway uh, anyway with that, I wanna talk about some of my favourite uh, comedy people. But uh, I'd like to start off with uh, prefacing with uh, preferencing an old- a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|past video of mine]], of which I have uh made the complaint about uh... [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Regina Gomez]] who plays [[Wikipedia:Nia Long|Nia Long]] on [[The Cleveland Show]]. I mean yeah that was definitely like a trade down in comparison. [''Chris turns to his TV''] Let's go to a clip of Nia Long.

[''Clip of The Cleveland Show plays - probably from [[Wikipedia:Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance|Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance]]'']

And then uh now, check out uh, Regina Gomez in comparison.

[''Plays another clip from The Cleveland Show - probably from [[Wikipedia:Once Upon a Tyne in New York|Once Upon a Tyne in New York]]'']

You see a difference? Big difference. Regina is a whiny-voiced little brat, whereas uh Nia... [''turns to TV''] was a lot better. And uh, [''turns to camera''] an another reference, that was like uh, when they changed the voice- they changed the voice actress for [''turns to TV''] [[Family_Guy#Chris_and_Meg|Megan Griffin]]. I mean, yeah, here's the first voice. This is an improvement, by the way.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah, see well, this was a better change in comparison. You know, change it from... I forget her name... to [[Wikipedia:Mila Kunis|Mila Kunis]]. Whoops, I don't need to select it. Here we go. Here's Mila.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah, big difference. Big difference between the uh, voice actresses you know. When they sw- they, did it from [[Wikipedia:Lacey Chabert|whoever she was]] to Mila Kunis, that was an improvement because, you know, maturing- the voice deepens naturally. Whereas The Cleveland Show switching from Ni- switching from Nia Long to Regina Gomez. That's a trade ''down'' [''gestures and points down'']. I mean I- I gotta tell you my opinion [''removes glasses'']. It must have been like uh, Seth McFarlane and uh, Mike Henry musta had uh, too many [[Alcohol|drinks]] or somethin' to decide to uh, switch from Nia to Regina. Or a- or I don't know whether it's um, it was their decision or what Nia had in her head when sh- uh, when she left the show for that point.

[[File:Lucille ball.jpg|thumb|Lucille Ball has had enough of this shit.]]
And I leave you all with that. Let's talk about uh, let's talk about famous comedy people. Uh, y'all know I like uh, I like from class-, from the classics, [[Wikipedia:Lucille Ball|Lucille Ball]] [''High-pitched voice impression''] ''Hello, friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run down, and listless? Do you [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|poop out]] at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin''. And I also like [[Wikipedia:Red Skelton|Red Skelton]]. [''Dopey voice impression''] ''We were all going, OK, we were all going to the, uh, we're going to the par-, we're going to the parade. We got a float that we-, and this float that we were on, it looked like the back end of a Cadillac. And then something, and then something happened and we, uh, we don't know what happened, but we went out of control and crazy, and we ended up in McGriffin Park lake. Two ducks swam by and one turned the other and said, "Gertrude, who hatched that thing?"'' [''chuckles a bit''] Very funny people. I also liked uh, I also liked [[Wikipedia:Dick Van Dyke|Dick Van Dyke]], [[Wikipedia:Mary Tyler Moore|Mary Tyler Moore]] and, [[Wikipedia:Bob Newhart|Bob Newhart]], there's another good one. I like those types of people, but from today's, uh, from this generation, I like [[Wikipedia:Tim Allen|Tim Allen]]. He's a funny man. Yeah. [''Laughs''] I was just remembering the uh, part where- the one where he ''Tim don't put your hand in the light socket *pfft*''. But seriously though, he does very good, he's a funny man.

I also like [[Wikipedia:Jerry Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]]. He- he's very funny. I watch his show every- I watch his show every day on TBS... And, you know, too bad- too bad it got ended. He coulda done more shows but whatever. That was his call there. He decided that after nine seasons. I like Jerry Seinfeld, he's a funny man. You know I would- you know I would definitely like to see this, you know, even as [[Chris and reality|a video response from Jerry Himself]], his view on autis- on autistic people. Especially the high functioning autistics like myself, you know.

[''Stares into space, makes a creepy smile'']

And also, think about this, I probably sound like Jerry Sein- I probably sound like Jerry Seinfeld, you know? This could be a comedy routine for himself, you know, that he could do for autistics.

[''Pantomimes holding a mic, attempts to impersonate Jerry Seinfeld'']
[[Image:Jerry seinfeld2.jpg|thumb|left|Jerry Seinfeld is not pleased with Chris-chan's horrible impersonation.]]
Ah yeah, so I just recently been introduced to this uh, autistic, uh, boy- this autistic teenage boy here. And uh, and we sai- you know, I was introduced, so he opened up to me right away. And then I- and then- later, like I- later at this picnic, this community picnic, he uh, I see him- I see him- I see him over there and he wants to find- he wants to [[Fuck quest|meet himself a lady]], so he's hanging out over there. And I don't see him talking to the ladies, he just uh, he's just uh, smiling and being silent. I mean, he ain't gonna go anywhere unless he talks to- unless he talks to ladies, but then again that's part of the autism right there. He just tends to blank out when he's not introduced to people. Because he's scared of the uh, unknown. That's very common amongst the autistic people. And I'll tell you something else. [[Toucher and Rich Segment#Chris's Response|Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves]]. I mean, if they're definitely not glued in front of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.

[''Pantomimes releasing mic, stares into space for a few moments.'']
[[ Image:Brad_garrett.jpg‎ |thumb|right| Yet another one of Chris's favorite comedians, Brad Garrett reacting to this video]]
Eh, yeah, but anyway I would definitely like to hear Jerry Seinfeld's uh, opinions and views, or a comedy sketch about autistic people. 'Cuz I want to ask him about that. Oh yeah, also you know, another Jewish dude I like- that he strikes me as funny, [[Wikipedia:Brad Garrett|Brad Garrett]], you know, from ''Everybody Loves Raymond'', also doing the guy from ''’Til Death''. He actually also starred in an episode of ''Seinfeld'' I read, where he steals Jerry's car. Still that does- that seems kind of dumb, you know. I even read that he tried- he tried out for Kramer, I mean, I mean he definitely would not have been- I do not know if he would be a better Kramer, I mean [''Voice changes''] "What are you looking at crazy?" I dunno. Ha, I mean,
[''Waves arms around''] "Who-whoop-whoop PIA! Yeah. Hi Jer!" [''chuckles''] Yeah I think uh, Brad Garrison is a little bit more subtle, but I like him too. You know. And I have nothing against [[Jews|Jewish people]], I mean there's people too, and I got nothing against Jewish community. I mean they have their views and we have our views, let's leave it at that. I mean they're all- they're all- they're people we're people, [''face contorts with racism''] no problem.

[[File:LarrySad.jpg|thumb|left|Larry the Cable Guy's likely reaction.]]
I know I sent [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|crossed signals]] about that at past points. Oh, hey, you know [[Homo|another dude I like?]] [''puts on a baseball cap'']quo- Larry the quote-unquote Cable Guy. ''Git-R-Done!'' [''chuckles''] Funny dude, you know. He definitely could been- he definitely had the trucker look going for him if he uh, wasn't being the cable guy. Yeah I mean, I would definitely think that would have uh, the way he was dressed they would him "Larry the Trucker Man!" Trucker Man. [''chuckles''] Yeaah, pretty funny. [''takes off cap''] Oh and also you know, speaking of impressions uhh, here's [[Wikipedia:Peter Cullen|Peter Cullen]]. [''Poorly impersonates some lines from [[Transformers]].''] "Autobots! Transform and roll out! Bumblebee, I need you to go and spy on the Decepticons. Let's- Let's see what they're go- what they're doing over there." That's [[Ego|spot on, dead on]] Peter Cullen right there. And I'm glad that, you know, aside from the generation one series, they let him do t- he volunte- he volunteered to do the voice of Optimus in the new movies, as well as in the video games. I mean all th- of all the generations between the Optimus Primes and the Optimus Primals, [''points at camera''] Peter Cullen ''is'' Optimus Prime. Of all time.

Anyway, that's uhh, just uh some of my opinions about some current and past comedians and uh, Seth! Mike! Bring back Nia Long! [''Puts glasses back on''] Anyway, I'll leave y'all with uh, that and those impressions. Until then- until another time when I have another thought or, whatever - have a good day. [''makes the peace sign''] Peace.
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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

User:Ganondorfdude11

2010-05-27T05:19:29Z

Ganondorfdude11:

I first found out about CWC through the TV Tropes page. It was like a car wreck, I couldn't watch, but I couldn't look away, either.
Chris's antics are doubly embarrassing to me because my name is Chris as well. Well, it's Christopher. So I'm glad he at least [[Christopher's name change|changed his name]], so I don't have to share it with him anymore.
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==Kaiser Sonichu==
Okay, when everybody started vandalizing the CWCipedia in May 2010, I drew up a little article about Kaiser Sonichu. I felt like it was something ridiculous enough, but most of the jokes would go right over Chris's head. The character is a dual parody of both Chris and Kaiser Wilhelm II. Moreso of Chris. I just thought the idea of Sonichu with a moustache and Pickelhaube was hilarious.

[[Image:Kaiserchu.jpg|thumb|right|Kaiser Sonichu]]
'''Kaiser Sonichu''' was a prominent ancestor of [[Sonichu]], being the third Emperor of the CWCville Empire and leader of that nation's armies during World War Zero.
==Early Life==
Kaiser Sonichu was born in 1859, shortly before [[Daniel Weston]] discovered CWCville when he commanded the Mayflower voyage. Kaiser Sonichu's father, Kaiser Cherokian, assumed the throne that year and allied with his longtime foes the Wasabi in order to combat the threat posed by Daniel Weston and his English invaders. This war lasted until 1870, and resulted in the unification of the Cherokian and Wasabi clans into the vast and powerful CWCville Empire.

During his childhood, Kaiser Sonichu was often known to loiter around local vendor's shops hoping to find a true and honest sweetheart. His father strongly opposed such behavior, threatening to remove Kaiser Sonichu from the line of succession if his Love Quest continued. During this period, Kaiser Sonichu suffered from numerous Heartaches and Sleepless Nights because of his Shattered Heart.He suffered from Asperger's Syndrome (a form of High-Functioning Autism) and Erb's Palsy in his left hand.
==Ascension to the Throne==
In 1871, as the Cherokian and English delegations were preparing to sign the Treaty of CWCville, Kaiser Cherokian declared himself Emperor of the CWCville Empire and united the Cherokian and Wasabi Clans into one empire. His reign as Emperor was short-lived, however, as he succumbed to heart failure later that year. Historians and dieticians agree that the most likely cause of his death was the large quantities of McDonald's hamburgers that the Emperor consumed daily.

Kaiser Sonichu now found himself as leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world. His first order of business, however, was still his quest for a Boyfriend-Free Girl to be his One True Sweetheart From The Ground Up. However, since his father was no longer around to shatter his Heart Level down to 15% day after stressful day and he was Emperor and could rule with absolute fiat, he simply used his political authority to compel Miss Augusta Viktoria Rosechu to marry him. The fact that Kaiser Sonichu was only twelve does not matter because those dumb laws did not exist back then.

Now no longer a virgin with rage, Kaiser Sonichu's coronation occurred on March 17, 1872.
==Reign==
[[Image:SonichuFlag 2.jpg|thumb|left|Flag of the CWCville Empire under Kaiser Sonichu]]
Under Kaiser Sonichu, all forms of alcohol and tobacky were outlawed, although the ban on reeb was lifted in 1885 when Kaiser Sonichu discovered that he quite liked it. Under these laws, offenders could expect a 10-year prison sentence or a $1500 fine.

In terms of domestic policy, Kaiser Sonichu alienated his father's Wasabi allies by pursuing a policy he referred to as the Anchuent Way, putting Cherokian interests ahead of Wasabi interests. This resulted in Wasabi dissidents creating a strong voting bloc in the CWCville Reichstag in order to oppose the Emperor's policies. The dismissal of Chancellor Mary Lee Walsh, a major part of his father's administration, was seen by contemporaries as an attempt to assert his own control over his reign and step out of his father's shadow.

To this end, Kaiser Sonichu pursued overseas colonies in Africa and the South Pacific. The Free State of Brunchville was founded after the brief conflict with Ruckersville in 1890. Eastern Piedmont was conquered in 1893 and became the site of the Emperor's private villa. Construction of this palace, which doubled as a shopping center, was completed in 1900.

However, CWCville's expansionist tendencies drew the ire of the other Great Powers. The English, still smarting over their defeat in 1870, sought to contain CWCville's aggression by allying themselves with the Free Republic of Wasabi, the state formed by independent Wasabi nationalists in 1879. With this alliance, the longtime ally of the English, the Get-Tar Kingdom, allied itself with the FRW as well. Now CWCville was encircled by hostile nations, and frequent regional conflicts in its colonies precipitated a greater war.
==World War==
[[Image:The Second Battle of CWCville.jpg|thumb|Second Battle of CWCville, where the Allies triumphed.]]
In 1914, Wasabi nationalists assassinated Kaiser Sonichu's heir apparent, Crown Prince Robbie, during a state visit to the Wasabi provinces. This caused the CWCville government to declare war on the FRW, whom it suspected to have something to do with the assassination. Both the Get-Tar Kingdom and the English responded in turn by declaring war on CWCville. Kaiser Sonichu was wary. He knew that it was impossible to fight a two-front war against both Get-Tar and the FRW, so he commissioned general Schlieffen to orchestrate a plan to counteract this. The plan involved a quick thrust into the FRW to neutralize any resistance, so that the remainder of the war effort could focus on the Get-Tar Kingdom and the inevitable naval war with England.

The resistance by the Wasabi was great, however, and by 1916 the war had dragged to a stalemate. The intervention of the United States on the side of the Allies proved to be a turning point, as the reinforcements they provided eventually broke the siege of CWCville.
==Abdication==
On November 9, 1918, Kaiser Sonichu abdicated in the face of foreign invasion and domestic unrest. The CWCville Republic was proclaimed that same day by [[Bob Chandler]]. The eventual Treaty of Versailles broke the union forged between the Cherokians and Wasabi in 1871, doubling the size of the FRW and crippling CWCville as a military power.

Kaiser Sonichu lived the rest of his life in obscurity, dying in 1940. His descendant, Sonichu, barely acknowledges his ancestor's existence, mostly because he is completely devoted to the current <s>dictator</s> mayor of CWCville, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], a descendant of the revolutionary leader Bob Chandler.

User:Ganondorfdude11

2010-05-27T05:16:49Z

Ganondorfdude11:

I first found out about CWC through the TV Tropes page. It was like a car wreck, I couldn't watch, but I couldn't look away, either.
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==Kaiser Sonichu==
Okay, when everybody started vandalizing the CWCipedia in May 2010, I drew up a little article about Kaiser Sonichu. I felt like it was something ridiculous enough, but most of the jokes would go right over Chris's head. The character is a dual parody of both Chris and Kaiser Wilhelm II. Moreso of Chris. I just thought the idea of Sonichu with a moustache and Pickelhaube was hilarious.

[[Image:Kaiserchu.jpg|thumb|right|Kaiser Sonichu]]
'''Kaiser Sonichu''' was a prominent ancestor of [[Sonichu]], being the third Emperor of the CWCville Empire and leader of that nation's armies during World War Zero.
==Early Life==
Kaiser Sonichu was born in 1859, shortly before [[Daniel Weston]] discovered CWCville when he commanded the Mayflower voyage. Kaiser Sonichu's father, Kaiser Cherokian, assumed the throne that year and allied with his longtime foes the Wasabi in order to combat the threat posed by Daniel Weston and his English invaders. This war lasted until 1870, and resulted in the unification of the Cherokian and Wasabi clans into the vast and powerful CWCville Empire.

During his childhood, Kaiser Sonichu was often known to loiter around local vendor's shops hoping to find a true and honest sweetheart. His father strongly opposed such behavior, threatening to remove Kaiser Sonichu from the line of succession if his Love Quest continued. During this period, Kaiser Sonichu suffered from numerous Heartaches and Sleepless Nights because of his Shattered Heart.He suffered from Asperger's Syndrome (a form of High-Functioning Autism) and Erb's Palsy in his left hand.
==Ascension to the Throne==
In 1871, as the Cherokian and English delegations were preparing to sign the Treaty of CWCville, Kaiser Cherokian declared himself Emperor of the CWCville Empire and united the Cherokian and Wasabi Clans into one empire. His reign as Emperor was short-lived, however, as he succumbed to heart failure later that year. Historians and dieticians agree that the most likely cause of his death was the large quantities of McDonald's hamburgers that the Emperor consumed daily.

Kaiser Sonichu now found himself as leader of one of the most powerful nations in the world. His first order of business, however, was still his quest for a Boyfriend-Free Girl to be his One True Sweetheart From The Ground Up. However, since his father was no longer around to shatter his Heart Level down to 15% day after stressful day and he was Emperor and could rule with absolute fiat, he simply used his political authority to compel Miss Augusta Viktoria Rosechu to marry him. The fact that Kaiser Sonichu was only twelve does not matter because those dumb laws did not exist back then.

Now no longer a virgin with rage, Kaiser Sonichu's coronation occurred on March 17, 1872.
==Reign==
[[Image:SonichuFlag 2.jpg|thumb|left|Flag of the CWCville Empire under Kaiser Sonichu]]
Under Kaiser Sonichu, all forms of alcohol and tobacky were outlawed, although the ban on reeb was lifted in 1885 when Kaiser Sonichu discovered that he quite liked it. Under these laws, offenders could expect a 10-year prison sentence or a $1500 fine.

In terms of domestic policy, Kaiser Sonichu alienated his father's Wasabi allies by pursuing a policy he referred to as the Anchuent Way, putting Cherokian interests ahead of Wasabi interests. This resulted in Wasabi dissidents creating a strong voting bloc in the CWCville Reichstag in order to oppose the Emperor's policies. The dismissal of Chancellor Mary Lee Walsh, a major part of his father's administration, was seen by contemporaries as an attempt to assert his own control over his reign and step out of his father's shadow.

To this end, Kaiser Sonichu pursued overseas colonies in Africa and the South Pacific. The Free State of Brunchville was founded after the brief conflict with Ruckersville in 1890. Eastern Piedmont was conquered in 1893 and became the site of the Emperor's private villa. Construction of this palace, which doubled as a shopping center, was completed in 1900.

However, CWCville's expansionist tendencies drew the ire of the other Great Powers. The English, still smarting over their defeat in 1870, sought to contain CWCville's aggression by allying themselves with the Free Republic of Wasabi, the state formed by independent Wasabi nationalists in 1879. With this alliance, the longtime ally of the English, the Get-Tar Kingdom, allied itself with the FRW as well. Now CWCville was encircled by hostile nations, and frequent regional conflicts in its colonies precipitated a greater war.
==World War==
[[Image:The Second Battle of CWCville.jpg|thumb|Second Battle of CWCville, where the Allies triumphed.]]
In 1914, Wasabi nationalists assassinated Kaiser Sonichu's heir apparent, Crown Prince Robbie, during a state visit to the Wasabi provinces. This caused the CWCville government to declare war on the FRW, whom it suspected to have something to do with the assassination. Both the Get-Tar Kingdom and the English responded in turn by declaring war on CWCville. Kaiser Sonichu was wary. He knew that it was impossible to fight a two-front war against both Get-Tar and the FRW, so he commissioned general Schlieffen to orchestrate a plan to counteract this. The plan involved a quick thrust into the FRW to neutralize any resistance, so that the remainder of the war effort could focus on the Get-Tar Kingdom and the inevitable naval war with England.

The resistance by the Wasabi was great, however, and by 1916 the war had dragged to a stalemate. The intervention of the United States on the side of the Allies proved to be a turning point, as the reinforcements they provided eventually broke the siege of CWCville.
==Abdication==
On November 9, 1918, Kaiser Sonichu abdicated in the face of foreign invasion and domestic unrest. The CWCville Republic was proclaimed that same day by [[Bob Chandler]]. The eventual Treaty of Versailles broke the union forged between the Cherokians and Wasabi in 1871, doubling the size of the FRW and crippling CWCville as a military power.

Kaiser Sonichu lived the rest of his life in obscurity, dying in 1940. His descendant, Sonichu, barely acknowledges his ancestor's existence, mostly because he is completely devoted to the current <s>dictator</s> mayor of CWCville, [[Christian Weston Chandler]], a descendant of the revolutionary leader Bob Chandler.

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2010-05-27T05:11:57Z

Ganondorfdude11:

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2010-05-27T05:11:33Z

Ganondorfdude11:

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2010-05-27T05:11:10Z

Ganondorfdude11: Kaiser Sonichu

Kaiser Sonichu

Inventions

2010-05-26T23:07:05Z

Ganondorfdude11:

[[Image:Tesla.jpg|thumb|Another famous inventor who had a mental disorder and died a virgin. Here the similarities end.]]

{{quote|"Necessity is the mother of invention", and I have invented quite a few crafts that have served me well.|Chris's reply to "Leonardo da Vinci", CWCipedia [[Mailbag]].}}

[[Christian Weston Chandler]] is truly a Renaissance man, with many '''inventions''' to his credit. He draws [[Sonichu|comics]], makes [[Youtube|videos]], performs [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys|songs]], models [[Honor Roll|sculptures out of clay]], provides voices for the [[Official Videobooks]], etc. etc. But, being the [[David Alan Chandler|second]] son of the outstanding inventor [[Bob Chandler]], the man who designed controls for plastic water container molding machines (without which Chris would have no [[Fapcup|cup]] to [[Recycling|drink]] his [[Semen|navy]] from), our hero just couldn't suppress his natural talent to invention. And thus, Christian Weston Chandler added being an inventor extraordinaire to his long list of "accomPLISHments."

==Better than Leonardo da Vinci==
In [[November 2009]], Chris received an e-mail from a [[Troll|fan]] roleplaying as Leonardo da Vinci, one of the great artists with whom Chris has compared himself [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo|in the past]] (managing to forget the great Italian's name and misspell his surname). Leo ironically stated that he considers Chris his [[Chris and art|"artistic equal"]], and asked if the [[autistic]] [[Chris and English|geinus]] has a similar knack to making inventions, for which Leonardo himself was famous. Being the egotistical and vain person he is, and not wanting even Leonardo da Vinci to excel him in any field, Chris was quick to assure Mr.da Vinci in his [[Mailbag]] reply that he is, indeed, an inventor as well, and proceeded to list three of the most outstanding of his inventions.

===The Three Great Inventions of Christian Weston Chandler===
'''I.''' The "One set of Inventions" including:
*[[Sonichu]];
*[[Rosechu]];
*City of [[CWCville]]. (Not really inventions so much as they are fictional concepts, and [[Chris and Copyright|incredibly derivative ones]], at that.) Of course, given [[Chris and reality|Chris's tenuous grasp on reality]], he may not realize this.

'''II.''' A "heavy-duty case", "built from [[Lego]]s and held together with tape", whose main purpose is "to hold [his] 20+ [[Card_games#Pok.C3.A9mon_TCG|Pok'emon]] (sic) Trading Card Game Decks with an area designed for damage counters, die and such". This is something that may have been a significant accomplishment for say, a 9-year-old, but when a 28-year-old man lists something he built with Lego as an "invention," it can only evoke facepalming. Moreover, Chris did not invent Legos, merely put them together.

'''III.''' The [[Dating Education|Dating Education Class]]. (Which don't exist, so he didn't really invent them. And even then, a terrible idea.)

==Other Inventions==
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==See also==
*[[Bob Chandler]]
*[[Chris and Copyright]]

[[Category:Chris-chan]]
[[Category:Hobbies]]

User:Ganondorfdude11

2010-05-26T05:58:30Z

Ganondorfdude11:

I first found out about CWC through the TV Tropes page. It was like a car wreck, I couldn't watch, but I couldn't look away, either.
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Talk:Christopher's name change

2010-05-25T04:54:27Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* This is pure GOLD */

I really think there should just be an article about why Chris changed his name and just that as opposed to an article about the bear band, an article about the mall, and an article about the conductor, then discuss his references to Christopher in the comics and other media and such. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:55, 4 May 2009 (CEST)
: Agreed and moved. Feel free to move again. [[User:Axe|Axe]] 08:23, 5 May 2009 (CEST)
: Looking at the date of the name change, it could be assumed that Chris's name change coincided with the point at which he stopped maturing. Chris has the mental capacity of a 12-13-year-old, the age when his name was changed from Christopher to Christian.--[[User:Howsyourham|Howsyourham]] 02:28, 16 July 2009 (CEST)
::*Actually, he changed his name around age 7, which is about how old Chris is mentally (lol). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:49, 31 August 2009 (CEST)
*: That's a hell of an idea, How's Your Ham. If only we could test it by reverting Chris's name to Christopher. Would those missing years all rush in at once, or would he just start maturing from when his name got back? I'd place my money on the latter. [[User:Ensign disposable|Ensign disposable]] 02:54, 16 July 2009 (CEST)
:::*I'd be willing to go "all in" on "no change whatsoever". [[User:Llort|Llort]] 03:49, 16 July 2009 (CEST)

==References==
We can add some references to the article, that is references Chris has made to his birth name. For instance, there's a comic where Sarah Hammer calls out "Christopher!" to establish that they've known each other since they were small children, and all the videos wher he's mentioned Christopher. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:49, 31 August 2009 (CEST)

-I found a link on Google News Archive Search about the name change, it's from the Richmond Times-Dispatch archive. The article summary is at http://tinyurl.com/n8q67p , but the full article apparently costs $2.50 to buy. Is this link relevant in any way? --[[User:ComradeTito|ComradeTito]] 15:25, 21 September 2009 (GMT+1)

==Renaming==
I'm tempted to rename this article "[[Christopher Weston Chandler]]" to encompass the split personality aspect (not just his recent video, but also videos from Liquid saga emphasizing shit about how Christopher was in his blue eye or some shit like that) and have the article focus on the persona "Christopher" and it's usage, with the actual circumstances leading to the name change (which the article is currently about) as a subsection.

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 14:13, 31 August 2009 (CEST)

Absolutely. --[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 21:58, 1 September 2009 (CEST)

Saved from another article:

{| class="wikitable"
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! Christopher
! Christian
|-
! Voice
| High pitched, fast, slurred
| Slightly less high pitched, slow, slurred
|-
! Personality
| Shrill, demanding
| Dopey, (kind-of) rational
|}

--[[User:Sonijew|Sonijew]] 12:21, 2 September 2009 (CEST)

== Funny how he forgot about the split personality angle ==

as soon as he decided to make the videobooks. Just like how he forgot about "Chloe" --[[User:Falsion|Falsion]] 08:38, 20 September 2009 (CEST)

== Theory about the name change ==

I have a theory about Chris's name change. Chris says he decided to change his name because of the bear, but maybe it has something to do with him getting taken out of Nathanael Greene Elementary School? 1992-1993 is supposedlywhen the name change occurred, and it was around that time when Chris got taken out of school and the Chandlers moved. Maybe Bob and Snorlax decided to change Chris's name in addition to moving to another county so the state wouldn't force him to take special classes. And maybe when a young Chris asked why he had his name changed Barb could have brought up the bear getting his name wrong and Chris believed that to be true. Of course I could be mistaken and these events have no actual connection, but you never know with Chris. --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 07:23, 6 December 2009 (CET)

== This is pure GOLD ==

It says on his Wiki page that Leonard Bearstein was homosexual and campaigned for Gay rights.
Someone should totally point out to Chris that a homo caused him to change his name. --[[User:GOTDANG|GOTDANG]] 2:45, 25 May 2010
* That's Leonard Bernstein, the composer. Leonard Bearstein was a mall conductor with a similar name, most likely based on the composer. Chris did not actually meet Leonard Bernstein in person. He had been dead when this name change occurred. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 04:54, 25 May 2010 (UTC)

United States of America

2010-05-23T06:58:47Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* Chris on patriotism */

[[File:SonichuFlag.png|thumb|right|Christian's primary thoughts on the U.S....]]
{{Quote|Okay, I don't know the words, but I am being patriotic here!|Chris, [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|forgetting the national anthem]].}}

[[Chris]] is a citizen of '''the United States of America''', a democratic republic nation in the western hemisphere. The nation is considered the only remaining [[China|superpower]] since the end of the cold war, and is a leading economic, political, and cultural force in the world.

Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his actions are often [[Chris and Hypocrisy|very obviously]] contrary to these claims.
==Politics==
[[File:Cwcflag1.png|thumb|left|...Christian's ''other'' thoughts on the U.S.]]
At a glance, Chris's sense of politics seem very inconsistent; on some issues, he takes a very conservative stance, on others a very liberal one. That said, the quagmire of political inclinations becomes much simpler once you realize that Chris doesn't vote on what's good for America, but on what's good for Chris. As such, he's against gay marriage because he hates da [[homos]], supported [[Obama]] because he saw himself in him (before he accused him of [[Chris and race|selling out the country to brown-skinned people]]), and [[Mailbag 20#Chris on abortion|supports abortion]] because he thinks it might make girls more inclined to fuck him.

Chris proclaims himself to be a "moderate". While typically this simply means not having extreme or overly partisan political beliefs, he takes this as an general-purpose response to all questions about politics, including ones that have no defined middle path. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the [[Mailbags]], where Chris will often dodge giving his opinion on issues ''every'' voter should have an opinion on, simply because ''he has no opinion.''
{{-}}
==Understanding of government==
Chris's grasp of how the government works, much like Chris's grasp on [[reality]] as a whole, is shaky at best. One of the most telling examples of this is his ignorant stance on taxation and [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]]. Because Chris is jobless, he pays no taxes and presumably files no tax returns. However, he still thinks of himself as a contributing member of society, because he pays ''sales taxes'' on the massive amount of crap he buys.

{{Quote|My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well.... I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well.|Chris, [[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever|explaining why he deserves free money]].}}

It's highly unlikely that Chris understands the massive discrepancy between the amount the government pays him and the amount he gives back via sales tax. Chris also fails to understand the fact that sales taxes are collected by the state, and his welfare comes from the federal government.

Chris also seems to have difficulty understanding what the true purpose of government actually is. The U.S. government's duty is to follow the will of the majority while respecting the rights of the minority, to protect its citizens from danger, and to ensure the continued prosperity of the nation. When asked hypothetical questions about what he would do if he were running things, he proposes bizarre sweeping laws that single out [[Homos|certain minorities]], and force people into relationships whether they want to be in one or not.

{{Quote|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All gays would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.|Chris [[Common Questions#28 December 2009|on effective leadership]].}}

The fact that this would not help the country at all, and in fact could possibly destroy society as we know it, does not factor into Chris's thinking. By his logic, since he wants a girlfriend, ''everybody'' must want a girlfriend, and if everybody wants a girlfriend, the government needs to make it happen. Over the years, Chris has proposed a large number of laws, even sending letters to President [[Barack Obama]] demanding legislation against [[trolls]] and [[homos]]. This is completely useless for two reasons: one, the President of the United States has much more pressing concerns than making an insane manchild in Ruckersville, VA, happy, and two, the US President ''can't make laws''.

Oddly, the closest analog for how Chris views his government is how Chris views his [[religion]]. He treats both the US government and God as things that can be completely ignored unless he has a personal problem, at which point they should immediately step in and help. He believes that both have a deeply vested interest in himself, often at the expense of everybody else. God should damn [[Clyde Cash]], and the FBI should arrest him. It doesn't matter that Clyde hasn't done anything the FBI would be terribly interested in; Chris is mad at him, and that's all that matters.

== Chris on patriotism ==

As Chris likes to point out, he is a “true American” and a patriot. He's very concerned with his image as a patriot, and never misses an opportunity to emphasize it. These attempts, however, often feel forced or out of place. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the Clarksville Address:

{{quote|Yes, sir, my loving, caring Sweetheart and I have come to discuss the web page in question. We humbly request that it would be removed from the internet for good. For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 8|delivering the Clarksville Address]]}}

Chris's battle against ED really doesn't have anything to do with America or patriotism; he just knows it's good to be patriotic, and that means he's the good guy. Hence, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what's expected of him. His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his [[Twin Falling Towers|tendency to mock national tragedies]] and [[Chris and music|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the ''opposite'' effect.

This use of the patriotism card isn't limited to the USA, however. He co-opts Scottish and Irish national sentiment in his [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|kilt-clad tirade against Surfshack Tito]] and attempts to use the fact that February 24 is Mexico's Flag Day to justify [[Christian Love Day|turning his own birthday into a holiday]]. Note that in both of these cases, Chris's sheer ignorance of other nations means he [[Fail|fails]] spectacularly at patriotism.
{{Incomplete}}

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[[Category:Chris-chan]]

United States of America

2010-05-23T06:57:15Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* Chris on patriotism */

[[File:SonichuFlag.png|thumb|right|Christian's primary thoughts on the U.S....]]
{{Quote|Okay, I don't know the words, but I am being patriotic here!|Chris, [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|forgetting the national anthem]].}}

[[Chris]] is a citizen of '''the United States of America''', a democratic republic nation in the western hemisphere. The nation is considered the only remaining [[China|superpower]] since the end of the cold war, and is a leading economic, political, and cultural force in the world.

Chris's stance on the nation he lives in is inconsistent at best. While he claims to be a good citizen who loves and respects his country, his actions are often [[Chris and Hypocrisy|very obviously]] contrary to these claims.
==Politics==
[[File:Cwcflag1.png|thumb|left|...Christian's ''other'' thoughts on the U.S.]]
At a glance, Chris's sense of politics seem very inconsistent; on some issues, he takes a very conservative stance, on others a very liberal one. That said, the quagmire of political inclinations becomes much simpler once you realize that Chris doesn't vote on what's good for America, but on what's good for Chris. As such, he's against gay marriage because he hates da [[homos]], supported [[Obama]] because he saw himself in him (before he accused him of [[Chris and race|selling out the country to brown-skinned people]]), and [[Mailbag 20#Chris on abortion|supports abortion]] because he thinks it might make girls more inclined to fuck him.

Chris proclaims himself to be a "moderate". While typically this simply means not having extreme or overly partisan political beliefs, he takes this as an general-purpose response to all questions about politics, including ones that have no defined middle path. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the [[Mailbags]], where Chris will often dodge giving his opinion on issues ''every'' voter should have an opinion on, simply because ''he has no opinion.''
{{-}}
==Understanding of government==
Chris's grasp of how the government works, much like Chris's grasp on [[reality]] as a whole, is shaky at best. One of the most telling examples of this is his ignorant stance on taxation and [[Monthly tugboat|welfare]]. Because Chris is jobless, he pays no taxes and presumably files no tax returns. However, he still thinks of himself as a contributing member of society, because he pays ''sales taxes'' on the massive amount of crap he buys.

{{Quote|My spending that money ends up going to others who get such welfare and all as well.... I am sharing the wealth with others who are on that tugboat as well.|Chris, [[Mailbag 34#In which Chris fails economics forever|explaining why he deserves free money]].}}

It's highly unlikely that Chris understands the massive discrepancy between the amount the government pays him and the amount he gives back via sales tax. Chris also fails to understand the fact that sales taxes are collected by the state, and his welfare comes from the federal government.

Chris also seems to have difficulty understanding what the true purpose of government actually is. The U.S. government's duty is to follow the will of the majority while respecting the rights of the minority, to protect its citizens from danger, and to ensure the continued prosperity of the nation. When asked hypothetical questions about what he would do if he were running things, he proposes bizarre sweeping laws that single out [[Homos|certain minorities]], and force people into relationships whether they want to be in one or not.

{{Quote|All Men and Women would be paired up in straight couples, leaving none alone; any remaining will be saved for upcoming men/women respectively. All gays would be reprogrammed and encouraged to be straight.|Chris [[Common Questions#28 December 2009|on effective leadership]].}}

The fact that this would not help the country at all, and in fact could possibly destroy society as we know it, does not factor into Chris's thinking. By his logic, since he wants a girlfriend, ''everybody'' must want a girlfriend, and if everybody wants a girlfriend, the government needs to make it happen. Over the years, Chris has proposed a large number of laws, even sending letters to President [[Barack Obama]] demanding legislation against [[trolls]] and [[homos]]. This is completely useless for two reasons: one, the President of the United States has much more pressing concerns than making an insane manchild in Ruckersville, VA, happy, and two, the US President ''can't make laws''.

Oddly, the closest analog for how Chris views his government is how Chris views his [[religion]]. He treats both the US government and God as things that can be completely ignored unless he has a personal problem, at which point they should immediately step in and help. He believes that both have a deeply vested interest in himself, often at the expense of everybody else. God should damn [[Clyde Cash]], and the FBI should arrest him. It doesn't matter that Clyde hasn't done anything the FBI would be terribly interested in; Chris is mad at him, and that's all that matters.

== Chris on patriotism ==

As Chris likes to point out, he is a “true American” and a patriot. He's very concerned with his image as a patriot, and never misses an opportunity to emphasize it. These attempts, however, often feel forced or out of place. Nowhere is this more apparent than in the Clarksville Address:

{{quote|Yes, sir, my loving, caring Sweetheart and I have come to discuss the web page in question. We humbly request that it would be removed from the internet for good. For you are not just dragging Christian Weston Chandler's name in the mud, you also drag the American hopes and dreams and ideas of the majority of these great, humble United States of America along with him.|Sonichu, [[Sonichu 8|delivering the Clarksville Address]]}}

Chris's battle against ED really doesn't have anything to do with America or patriotism; he just knows it's good to be patriotic, and that means he's the good guy. Hence, patriotic symbolism is thrown in, without really even considering whether or not it makes sense in context. Chris is patriotic simply because he believes that's what's expected of him. His attempts to prove his patriotism are undermined, however, by his [[Twin Falling Towers|tendency to mock national tragedies]] and [[Chris and music|complete inability to sing even the most well-known patriotic songs.]] If anything, Chris's attempts to prove himself a "true American" end up having the ''opposite'' effect.

This use of the patriotism card isn't limited to the USA, however. He co-opts Scottish and Irish national sentiment in his [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish, and Scots|kilt-clad tirade against Surfshack Tito]] and attempts to use the fact that February 24 is Mexico's Flag Day to justify [[Christian Love Day|turning his own birthday into a holiday]]. Note that in both of these cases, Chris's sheer ignorance of other nations means he [[Fail|fails]] spectacularly at patriotism.
{{Incomplete}}

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User talk:Beat/Sandbox

2010-05-21T05:19:43Z

Ganondorfdude11:

== Chris and Patriotisim! ==

Champthom says it can't be done. He's probably right, but I'm gonna tool around with it anyway. There's not a lot that can be said about Chris's nonexistent politics, but does have a lot of very strange views on how the US operates that might make an interesting read if done properly.

Also, why is my sandbox talkpage so long?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:55, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think the possible patriotism article could include a section on Thomas Jefferson, as a particularly hilarious segment of Sonichu 10 had Magi-Chan standing in front of an American flag wondering what Thomas Jefferson would think of the Asperpedia people.[[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 21:30, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
::Another thing, Chris also has weird views on other countries as well. His war paint video, kilt video, and Christian Love Day video belie his cultural ignorance. That seems to be a theme in his "patriotism." He thinks that invoking a patriotic sentiment gives credence to his position, even when he doesn't know anything about the culture or country he is invoking. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 21:33, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
I'm trying to keep speculation to a minimum here, but the line about how Chris would have been shot or put to work in a camp gets to me a little bit. To the best of my knowledge, any stable, developed nation (The US, Canada, The vast Majority of Europe, Japan, Australia, essentially anywhere with a stable government, good infrastructure, and without massive amounts of poverty,) Chris would likely grow up to be very similar to the way he is now. Giant useless manbabys exist in pretty much every nation where daily life isn't a grave hardship.

Had he been born in a developing, war-torn, or otherwise miserable nation, I figure there's two distinct possiblities. One would be that he wouldn't have survived past Childhood, either because his autisim caused him to wander into a dangerous situation, or because the way he acted put others at risk. The second is that the constant Hardship would beat the laziness out of him, and he would become much like every other person growing up there.

That said, this is all useless speculation. I'm just typing all this as I try to find a way to say Chris is lucky he's an american without inviting a thousand edits claiming that he's as he is BECAUSE he's American. It's a factor, sure, but I don't think he'd be significantly different had he been born in Bristol England or Auckland New Zeland.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:02, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

I think even the stars & bars flag would be inaccurate; sure he's a bigoted redneck but even they find his views extreme (CWCville would hardly be the best example of "states rights"). Would a swastika be invoking Godwin's law too much? Or maybe a Soviet or Chinese flag, I don't know, something to reflect his totalitarian views. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 20:30, 2 May 2010 (UTC)

===CHRIS AND AMERICA IN AMERICA FOR AMERICA FUCK YEAH===
Now we can cover all of Chris's stupid-ass ideas on the nation in one place. --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:01, 3 May 2010 (UTC)

== THE PRESIDENT ==

I think you should add how his opinion of the president usually waffles depending on who's in office. [[User:Bill Lumburg|Bill Lumburg]] 17:38, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

==Okay, so the actual patriotism part now==
This article is probably the most I've ever agonized over stuff I've written for this site. I just want it to be good. Right now though Just trying to get some sort of outline down here.

'''How Chris Views His Country'''

GOD
*Chris views the US government, law enforcement agencies with much the same attitude he views God. I am ''not'' saying that Chris thinks of the US as god, merely that he applies the same Chris-logic to them.
:*He doesn't really understand how either of them work, and he has made no effort to learn anything about them.
:*He completely ignores both of them until it is convenient for him.
:*He expects both to protect/look out for him, even though he ignores them the rest of the time.
:*He expects both to go out of their way to help him, often at the expense of everybody else.
:*He expects both to take a personal interest in the immediate destruction of his enemies.
:*He is completely ungrateful for the bounty both have provided him.
*Again, I am not saying that Chris somehow equates government with religion. I'm just saying he approaches both topics with very similar mindsets. He probably doesn't even realize it.
MARKETING
*Chris uses American symbolism much like an advertiser would.
:*Clarksville address. No connection to America at all. Just stars and stripes for no reason.
::*Marketers in America (And presumably in other countries as well) will often use national symbolism in order to create feelings of comfort and familiarity in their audience. This is a proven marketing tactic that can often be seen in car dearlship ads (of all things). The idea is "This product is good, because it, like you, is American!"
::*Chris's use of needless American imagery is just another way of him casting himself in a positive light. He is aware that it is good to be patriotic, and Sonichu is the good guy, so patriotism.
HE DOESN'T KNOW THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
*How the hell does anybody forget their national anthem. That's something I heard every single day from Kindergarten to the end of high school, and today before every sports event I go to. To me, and other normal people, it's pretty much inescapable.
*He doesn't know God bless America either.
HE MOCKS NATIONAL TRAGEDIES
*It's possible he saw the ED shit about 9/11 (Protip: if you think Jews did WTC, you're a fucking idiot), and figured it was okay to use 9/11 to mock trolls, because trolls mock everything.
:*That doesn't make it less fucked up.
*The samantha E-mails had him mocking earthquake victims, completely unprovoked. Samantha was like WTF, so maybe this is just a Chris thing.
CONCLUSION
*Chris honestly does believe that he's a good Patriot, so when he says he is one, he's not intentionally lying. That said, Chris also honestly believes that he's a good artist, writer, lover, Christian, and human being. Chris is a dumbass.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:30, 7 May 2010 (UTC)
==OkCupid Answers==
It appears that Chris is attempting to use the patriotism card to draw in the boyfriend-free girls. In his [[List of OkCupid Answers]] he lists flag burning as a serious offense to him, more offensive than book burning. And because we all know who burned books... [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 05:19, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

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== April is Autism Awareness Month ==

Is there any chance our friendly CWCki admins could make mention of this?--[[User:AdderCress|AdderCress]] 07:28, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

== So Chris has discovered the CWCki (finally) ==

As you can guess, he'll have to pry those pages from my COLD, DEAD HANDS before I consider deleting them. It's not surprising that Chris is targeting those particular pages, though maybe he's being pragmatic in that he knows he won't get the entire thing taken down.

<strike>Expect a video statement from me defending the CWCki and our refusal to comply</strike>. Much is at stake here, people, we shall not submit to Chris. CWCki policy refuses to censor itself (the only exception when there is a clear threat of direct harm as a result of something on the CWCki) and we shall not cave in to Chris's demands.

This is our hour, guys. Chris has discovered the fruits of our labor and we shall not go down without a fight. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*We will not vanish without a fight! We are going to live on! We are going to survive! Today, we celebrate our CWCkindependance Day! --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 08:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*On second thought, I changed my mind about a video. As per [[CWCki:NOTED|"CWCki is not ED"]], we're not so much mocking Chris but trying to explain him. While a CWCki saga would be interesting, I'd rather risk possible "lulz" than CWCki's reputation as a (mostly) reliable and open source of Chris related information. In other words, let's not feed into Chris's ego at the moment by not responding in the positive or affirmative to his threat. If he does respond in some way, well, we're take it from there.
:If one thing comes out of this, I really want to hear what Chris's opinion of the CWCki is. I wonder how far he's looked into the articles and I'm guessing if he's only seen the articles of people personally connected to him, he hasn't delved far. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:36, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Guys, I totally know how this will all go down. He's going to send some complaints, which won't work. Then he will register one or more accounts on this wiki and start editing, but of course with his edits we can all determine who he will be. Finally, he will include this website in a future installment of Sonichu, probably using a retarded plot like the survivors of the 4-Cent Garbage building assault have formed a remnant organization called CWCki to use as a hideout, and he and all the mary-sues will come destroy the trolls once and for all. Chris will give himself new powers, Heather Dalley (or the Wallflower) will be gruesomely killed off and mourned for exactly ONE panel, CWCki will fall and Chris will have certain users horribly executed and claim moral victory for himself. After all this, nothing will have changed. --[[User:Ninjaclown|Ninjaclown]] 09:20, 11 March 2010 (UTC)

Didn't Chris already ramble previously about how trolls are good because most of the trolls are just documenting his life and acting like the paparazzi or something? Oh, wait, we hit the limit of his attention span. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*We need to find that exact quote, because at exactly midnight on 12 March 2010, that's gonna be the featured quote :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:38, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**It's in [[C.W.C._-_Thank_You_:)]]. Here's a go at it with the relevant portion, let me know what you think: --[[User:Executor32|Executor32]] 14:55, 11 March 2010 (UTC){{quote|It is good to have my own [[Trolls|trolls]]. They may try, and sometimes succeed, in getting true, hard, [[Honest_Content|honest]] information from one, and they may later [[Chris_and_hypocrisy|twist the truth]] for their evil purposes. Just like the paparazzi. And, yet, they still, document the truth. And that text, audio, photographic, video, etc., type of information, is what separates the [[Ian_Brandon_Anderson|impostors]] from the [[Sammy|real]], [[Asperchu|true]], [[CChanSonichuCWC|honest individual]]. |[[Chris]], on what we do here, 03 [[August 2009]].}}

I was thinking about fucking with him. Delete those pages a few seconds before the deadline and put them back up shortly after midnight. He already hates us, so why not goad him on by exploiting loopholes? Until he comic murders us, we're his main villains. P.S. I'm glad that we were the direct cause of Chris' misfortune and pain. I love seeing him hurt. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 12:31, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*What about "Booby-Trapping" pages? We could link the edit buttons of the said pages to hard-core gay porn. This should do the trick. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:05, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
**If we do that, which might be a good idea to deter Chris from making edits, we'd need to have a legitimate (i.e. non gay porn) way to edit the pages, in case something needs to be added or changed on those pages. Maybe have a fake advert on the side that will link to the edit page instead. But something that wouldn't interest Chris, so he won't click on it. [[User_talk:Rubidium|37]] [[User:Rubidium|'''Rb''']] [[Special:Contributions/Rubidium|85.468]] 15:42, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
***Chris used paper strips to hide a side of his computer monitor when he uploads on his shitty site CWCipedia so he won't see the porn. I have a better idea; what about a "Pop-Up" window covering the edit page of all the articles? You want to edit? You must close the Phalus-Enhanced window that had just popped on your screen. That would be quite a deterrent for Chris and a minor hassle for us. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 16:22, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****And for those of us with a pop-up blocker, it won't be a problem at all. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 16:55, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
****I support this. Having gay porn come up every time he tries edit warring would end this quickly. We can expect the CWCipedia forces surender within less than a week of the ads coming up. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:43, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
*****CWCki is not here for trolling him. Except with the truth. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 19:35, 11 March 2010 (UTC){{quote|As per "CWCki is not ED", we're not so much mocking Chris but trying to explain him.|[[Cogsdev]], just a few paragraphs ago.}}
::::*I'm with cogs all the way on this one. We don't need to shit all over the CWCki in an attempt to piss Chris off. We exist. That's all we need to do.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 19:40, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::*Actually, I said that but Cogs would be flattered in either case :3. TK said it better than I ever could. For that reason, we shouldn't try to turn CWCki into a trolling weapon. Doing so would turn the CWCki into something it isn't, at least as I see it. Something might go down but the CWCki itself won't be involved, just the persons involved, per say. If CWCki is going to be involved, it will be what we've always done and as TK put, have always done - troll Chris with the truth. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:01, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::*You misunderstand. I support the gay porn links for use as a defense mechanism against Chris fucking with the pages. You know he will try with at least a few pages, and even if we don't go with that idea of gay porn links, I think we should do something to stop him fucking shit up. It shouldn't be harder to handle then any of the regular vandals here, but it'd be a good if we could somehow stop it happening in the first place. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:32, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
::::::*Remember his edits to the ED page. He didn't do much except blank it a couple of times, and the CWCki is way too huge for him to significantly damage. He might even give us some gems, remember [[shecameforcwc.jpg]]? We might get something nice like that.--[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 21:39, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Any edits Chris attempts to make will be A) Pathetic B) Funny or C) Informative. Also, Chris never attempted to alter the Asperpedia to my knowledge, even though you don't need an account to do so. Either way, I don't think we need to take any precautionary steps. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 22:07, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::* Dont cave in to the basterds wills we shall stand as one--[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 22:47, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::* As much as I would have loved stashing defensive porn everywhere, an "Open Door" policy will bring much more material to us. T K is right; looks like our "muse" will delivers us fresh material at our doorsteps this Friday. We better act nice... [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 22:54, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::*Just leave him to it, document his edits and then revert them. Whatever ensues will be hilarious. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 23:30, 11 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::** For added hilarity, may I suggest changing the article of the now to the [[Homos]] article? This may provoke Chris into making another attempt to "Sort out fact from fiction" at the best and make him rage at the least.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 00:14, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::**Worth a shot. I know its a gamble, but if theres anything we know about Chris, its that he hates da homos, and especially hates being called one. It'd probably get us quite a lot of information. We thought we pretty much had Chris and his ideas of reality all summed up, and then we discover he honestly believes cartoons are real. I remember thinking, 'How the fuck did we not know that by now?' So who knows? Maybe we could get something fresh out of his stance on homos yet. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:25, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::**He went back and forth constantly during the Asperpedia saga, what with curing them and blowing them up and appoligizing the very day afterwards. I doubt we'll get anything more interesting than him blanking the Homos article and leaving the line "I am STRAIGHT YOU GODDAMN HOMO TROLLS!" on that front. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 01:58, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:::::::**You never know with Chris. Failing that, what about the article on [[Snorlax]]? We could always use more information on her. Or he'll just blank it and replace it with "LEAVE MY MOTHER ALONE" and then we'll put the rule 34 the drunk drawfag made of him and Snorlax on his userpage. It's a good day when the best case scenario is "Chris tells us more information" and the worst case scenario is "Chris becomes angry".--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:14, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

===Clarification===
Based on a post someone made on Krapple, I think I might need to clarify what I was saying.

There's two basic approaches to how we can react to Chris:
# we fight him
# we ignore him

Any plan more or less boils down to one of these two, as I see it. Let's say we decide to turn this into a struggle - then we're going to self consciously self censor ourselves, which is something I refuse to do (save for someone's personal well being is at stake, see [[Wallflower]]). In fact, I'm not a fan of some of the edits people have made before. I personally doubt that Chris will suddenly take credence of things said on the CWCki when they've been said before on ED, on the ED forum he supposedly reads, the numerous calls, e-mails, letters, etc. from white knights trying to tell him information, etc. It's implied in pretty much all the sweetheart articles that Chris's sweethearts are all trolls. Yet Chris ''still'' believes that these were all TRUE and HONEST women who were attracted to him and suddenly died for various reasons. Aside from documenting Chris, CWCki serves to dispel misconceptions about him and the trolls that surround him so we don't have faggots spouting the same memes over and over.

Okay, so we really don't need to self censor - there really doesn't seem to be anything indicative that Chris will take what we say with any more creedence than say, ED or any faggot who gets through to him. Chris bringing attention to CWCki makes us a very valuable target for white knights. No, not faggots who genuinely want to defend Chris, I'm talking about faggots who want to gain Chris's trust and will assume that Chris will see their CWCki edits and reward them handsomely so they can get their 15 minutes of e-fame. Vandals get shot down usually fast here on CWCki but it's a bit of a bitch still.

There's a reason why people trust CWCki over ED and other sources about Chris. It's not because we look legit or anything like that. It's because we have ways of doing things. Edits are not whims. I heard some EDiot make fun of us because we use "citation needed" because we're that serious. If you're going to make an outrageous claim about Chris or claim he said something, you better be prepared to say where and when. CWCki is serious business. Probably part of the reason is because we're mostly independent of trolling - this isn't PVCC where if you piss someone off, you're banned. We're not Krapple either. CWCki is generally free to do its own thing. People are allowed to express themselves freely.

So what does this mean? It means that CWCki should stay CWCki, not an elaborate trolling pawn. It is far better that we ignore Chris or at most stand our ground and remain a valuable, less biased, accurate source of information about Chris than to devote our time and energy into making the CWCki into an elaborate way of trolling Chris. I'd rather not see people censor themselves and go to great lengths just to troll Chris with CWCki when such efforts could be used more constructively.

Let's see how Chris responds. If he puts up a fight, then we might do something. If not, then we can carry on as business as usual. In fact, we should be trying for business as usual. March Mumble Madness is still on, and plenty of the [[:Category:Mumble chats|Mumble chats]] still need to be transcribed. Don't worry about Chris discovering shit, just focus on the stuff you'd do any day. You CWCki admins are what ultimately make the CWCki so great, and I personally admire the time and dedication many of you have put in.

In the event Chris and/or white knights vandalize CWCki, jerkops, in addition to myself, Cogs, and Clyde will be on high alert for the next week or so.

In many ways, we are trolling Chris by not giving into his ego - the problem sometimes with creating villains for Chris is that it feeds into his delusion that he's some sort of hero and that he must defeat his villains to achieve his ultimate prize. In short, preserving the CWCki as it is and maintaining its integrity is our number one priority. Anything else is secondary.

Good night, CWCki, and good luck. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:00, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* Yeh, it seems to me the correct response to all this is as little response as possible. Personally, I reckon that anybody expecting some kind of apocalyptic confrontation is going to be sorely disappointed. I mean, practically speaking, what can Chris do? Rage and complain a bit, try to blank a few pages perhaps, maybe put a curse on cogsdev. Not much else. Then the laziness will kick in and he'll go find some other way of making an ass of himself. As for the notion that he might actually learn something from reading the CWCki...well, if there's anything I've learned from reading and contributing to this site, it's that Chris believes what Chris wants to believe. There's not a hell of a lot here that he wants to believe. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 18:48, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

* I do agree that the CWCki needs to stand up against the vile manchild, because as soon as he sees that the CWCki isn't going anywhere, you know he's going to go on a warpath like he did with his ED page, and the ED website. But on the other hand, actually doing something may spread more fuel on Chris's fire, and that's something no one wants. Chris will think that this is just like the ED page, and this is like an arch rival he has to overcome again. My advice(if anyone is interested), I wouldn't do anything to provoke Chris, and just be polite about it, and not get into trolling him, because that may make things worse, and I agree it would ruin the CWCkipedias reputation, and I respect the CWCki too much to see that happen. But knowing Chris, he will do anything to take down the CWCki, and he's going to do it any way he can, so, at that point we would need the cavalry to come in and do the trolling for the CWCki, and put Chris in his place as always. But overall, I don't think he can do much at all aside from more Jewtube videos and BAWWWWs on his own CWCipedia quotes. Sadly for Chris, the CWCki isn't going anywhere, and for Chris, that may be the biggest insult of all. - Chris Pickles

*Well, its after the deadline, and i'm not seeing any response from Chris. He must be taking his time. I'm going to bed now. Maybe when I come back something intresting would have happened. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:51, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
**He said Midnight Eastern Time, it's still 11 Eastern Time. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 03:55, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
**Plus, we don't know how long it will take him to realize that we aren't removing the articles. We can either post the "Chris, we have nothing to do with the loss of the Wallflower" note further down on this page or make [[Bob]], [[Snorlax]], [[Lies]], or [[Homos]] the AOTN so he may be inclined to "assist" in expanding those articles..--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:24, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
***It's 20 minutes past midnight, eastern time. Once again, Chris failed to keep a promise. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:21, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
***Chris seems to check in on the internet at least once per day--he did his like forty minutes before the deadline, so we'll probably get our reaction whenever he does his next sweep. Could be that he's gone to bed and will check when he wakes up.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:27, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
== Posse commitatus ==

Any able bodied CWCki user who feels they can regularly monitor CWCki for recent changes in the next week or so, please contact me for a special assignment.

Current jerkops, please be on full alert. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:18, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'll be home all day tomorrow and I'll likely be available this weekend. I'll help out as much as I can. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 04:42, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'll gladly help. I don't really have anything important to do. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 05:03, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* Recently registered but very long time follower of Chris Chan (Back when ED and the sonichu home page was all we had) and lurker around here since the Cwcki's inception. Will also gladly help, I may be unavailable starting tomorrow for 2-3 days but after that I literally have all day every day free for a while. [[User:Hurrrr2|Hurrrr2]] 05:06, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

:*P.S. Contact info is available on my user page. Please contact me privately, guys, if you really want to help.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:12, 12 March 2010 (UTC)

: possibly I get out of school early and will gladly help Message me on the details --[[User:Wintermute|Wintermute]] 06:45, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
* Reporting for duty Ma'am.I work from home and online anyway, so I have all day to monitor.-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:25, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== The Response(s) ==

I was told to put this on the Cwcki yesterday. It's a little late

''Dear Chris.
We of the CWCki site have seen your demands and would wish to respond to them.
First off, the CWCki's function is documentation, not trolling. We believe that your own CWCipedia does not fit all the criteria for being a wiki (only two people may edit) but is rather an online autobiography, and a rather one-sided one at that. We have filled this gap by creating an open and comprehensive documentation of you and your work.

Secondly, we of the CWCki pride ourselves in the accuracy of our articles. We strive constantly to attempt to check and double-check our articles for any errors. We have made no attempt to twist facts or lie in any way. If there is anything on our site that you believe is a lie, please let us know what it is.

Third, we never sent any message to your "girl friend", and we did not have any intention to. The person who sent the message is a third party member with no known ties to the CWCki.

Fourthly, since your "girl friend" ran away as quickly as she did, and since we go to great lengths to make our articles as accurate as possible, we are suspicious that you may have deceived her in some way. After all, if you were always telling the truth about yourself, why would she break up when she saw what she already knew?

Finally, we did not force your "girl friend" to leave you, she did that out of her own free will. We do not entirely understand why you are so angry at us for this.
Hoping our further communications will be on more friendly terms,
The CWCki''

:Well, could it hurt to make the Article of the Now into something from the Web of Life template(preferably Snorlax)? I'd like it if we could spit in his face at least a ''little'' bit before this is over.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:59, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Made some edits. --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 07:47, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
::*It looks fine to me.
::*I love this. Quite the perfect stance the CWCki need to take. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 14:19, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* You should make Bob AOTN - that way Chris will probably make some sort of statement on ihs health.--[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 22:46, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:**Either Bob or Snorlax would make a nice AOTN, but I'd prefer Snorlax on the off chance Chris tries to edit her page. He seems to have forgotten that we know what she looks like.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 22:56, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
:* All right, now that we seem to have the message settled, how are we going to give it to Chris? Do we place it somewhere on the CWCki? Do we email Chris? Or are we gonna do something else?[[User:Kraken|Kraken]]
:** We can put it right below the featured quote, he'll probably notice it there. Changing the featured article to Megan or SheCameForCWC.jpg is also an option.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:00, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

*Not to be a dick guys but c'mon, giving a formal message like this is contrary to the stance we're going to take. Giving Chris a response is feeding into his ego, even if it's a simple message. In any case, I have taken into your considerations for the Article of the Now, but personally, I was thinking [[Patti Chandler]] and with the most offensive fan art (one of the one where she's raping Chris or something like that) as the article of the now. Failing that, then maybe Snorlax. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:39, 13 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Thinking about it some more, I was a bit hard headed. Tell you what - if Chris pushes the CWCki thing so much, we'll make a video of this in addition to the quote of the now. That's if Chris responds, mind you. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:51, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

== Chris's Demands ==
Well, I think it's clear that he didn't even click on some of the articles--half of them are stubs to begin with. Also, he's extended his deadline and doesn't get why Heather had her article removed. Also the Hambeast has a name now. Who wants to take action?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:22, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

* As usual, Chris puts absolutely no thought into his threats or demands, and has no intelligence to begin with anyways. There's nothing he can do to the cwcki, once again, Chris is fighting against something that he just has no power over, and it's completely beyond his control. My advice, I think we do need to fire back at Chris with something, just to show that the CWCki isn't going anywhere. I think we need to add some stuff to the articles he's complaining about, and improve them, maybe add some more details and maybe even revise some of the pages completely. I think that would stick in Chris's side pretty good. It's not what I would consider "Trolling", but just to show Chris that the CWCki is boss, and we do not have to do anything he says just because he doesn't like it. I would hold off on any kind of video response or direct action from the CWCkipedia, I think silence will kill Chris more. --[[user:Chris_Pickles|Chris_Pickles]] 05:12, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

*I disagree. While the theory is that giving him a response would just feed his ego, I think the discovery that the trolls made an entire wiki all about him was already enough to do that. I say we respond. I think we should use the letter to Chris seen above on the featured quote page as a way of telling him to fuck off. While we're at it, go about improving those articles as you said, and as was sugested, make Megan, or another 'Gal-Pal' the article of the now. If need be, we make the video too and put it with the featured quote. If he keeps quiet then we'll spare him the video and just leave him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 13:36, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

** You know Edward, I changed my mind, I agree with you 100%. I do think we should come up with a formal address to Chris himself via the front page of the cwcki. Something special for both Chris, and avid readers of the cwcki. Something sophisticated and swarmy I think. Insulting him would be pointless, but I think if we made a direct, formal address that doesn't pull any BS, and just gets right to the point, that would be awesome. At some point, the CWCki has to make its stand against Chris(because we only have till the 31st until chris UNVEILS HIS WRATH ARRGH!), and make it aware to people that no one is backing down. I just don't know what that address should be though, I guess it's something left up to the sysop to decide on, but it should be something that's well constructed, and just pisses Chris off as well. I mean, the guy just made a video admitting he's so desperate he would pay for hookers and begging for a girlfriend. So, there's no real reason to hold back, but I say represent the best of the cwcki. --[[Chris_Pickles]] 03:11, 15th March 2010 (UTC)
*** I think we ought to make it obvious to Chris why the pages have just been protected--you just know that his ego is going to twist that in his favor.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:05, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

* I'd go with Snorlax for maximum damage--he put a lot of emphasis on ALL OF MY RELATIVES and Bob/Barbara have the largest articles. He's freaking out about this because he's afraid that his parents are going to find out that we know about them(He didn't think we knew what they looked like). Snorlax especially, since she's adamant about staying off the internet. For bonus points make "SnorlaxCameForCWC" the image of the now.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:47, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** SheCameForCWC.jpg is also another option. Imagine what happens when Chris discovers that the hated image has it's own article. Also, I know someone has Rule 34 of Jivin, so we could make that the IOTN. Failing that we can use the rule 34 Isabel made of Magi-chan and the "Redesigned" Asperchu!Magi-chan.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 19:22, 14 March 2010 (UTC)
** Thats not two Magi-Chans. That image is of Magi-Chan and Swift, the exact Magi-Chan duplicate that Chris created while attempting to retcon Asperchu. The image is actually called 'Hecameforswift.png.' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:59, 14 March 2010 (UTC)

* Why don't we just pretend to follow up with Chris's demands again? Even though it has been done before, I think it could be interesting to see what his reaction would be if we took the stuff out for a day or two. [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 07:22, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:*And having Chris switch into "Smug Mode" for a while? No way. Besides, he's creating the most Lulz when his whims are denied. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 12:57, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
:*NEVER COMPROMISE, EVEN IN THE FACE OF ARMAGEDDON.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:01, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
**No. We do not negotiate with terrorists. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 15:19, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
**It's nowhere near as funny unless he's screaming or breaking the camera. I'm still hoping for a video where he's both naked and screaming.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:34, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
** Nah, giving into his demands, even as a joke, would just feed his enormous ego more, and we'd obviously see a video of Chris touting a "win" over CWCki. Standing against the manchild and essentially giving him a big "Fuck You" would be a lot more satisfying (And it might deflate Chris's ego slightly.....Well, we can dream) than a quick switcheroo. --[[User:Torvalr|Torvalr]] 10:40, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

== Page protections ==

In light of Chris's demands, I have opted to protect all of the pages he listed on CWCipedia. Reasons are twofold:
# to prevent Chris from editing them once he realizes that he can, you know, just get an account the pages.
# to prevent white knights, faggots, and other assorted idiots from complying with Chris's demands.

Whatever may come of this, CWCki will not comply with Chris's demands, as doing so would be a violation of the principles CWCki and wikis in general stand for.

I apologize for the page protections, but I feel this is a reasonable precautionary measure that may ease up the workload of our jerkops and admins who are already on high alert. If you feel you have information that must ABSOLUTELY go in the article, post it on the article talk page and an admin will determine whether to sort of it out.

Protections will last until 01 April, and depending on Chris's responses may be extended slightly. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:53, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

== 500 internal server error ==

500 internal server error is completely fucking me up, there are moments that I can hardly edit pages because of it. I'm sorry if we allready have discussion on it, but we need more. [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 19:34, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* I agree that those errors are annoying the shit out of me. In fact, I got one just now when I was trying to edit this page. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 22:02, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* Thirded-[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 22:28, 15 March 2010 (UTC)
* I know. This shit is annoying. Possibly the most annoying thing i've come across on the internet. And I've seen the 'Who broke the copier copier copier copier' ad. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 00:23, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
:*Guys, just refresh or whatever. This is nothing compared to how shit used to be when we were on 110mb. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:05, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
::*fixed? maybe [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 00:33, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
:::*It's better than it was yesterday. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 00:34, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
* I have learned to love those errors. It will slow down vandals and even Chris if they show up to mess with the CWCki. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:40, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
*Just wanna say I dig the new error pages. Funny stuff, nicely done. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 14:18, 18 March 2010 (UTC)
*The new error pages are gone now, just that 'Gary was here' crap. Thats actually even more annoying, and I didn't even think that was possible. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 23:00, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

== TV Tropes page? ==

Should we have a page on the various TV Tropes pages of Sonichu, and the fact that Chris is a ''god'' in the Trope Pantheon ([http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Disgraces under Disgraces, the God of Bile Fascination, to be exact])? He's fourth from the bottom on that page, but for the sake of simplicity I'll list his "god" info here, as exact as I can make it:

<blockquote>
'''[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu Christian Weston Chandler], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination God of Bile Fascination]''' (CWC, Chris-Chan Sonichu, Ian Brandon Anderson)
* Quasideity [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SmallNameBigEgo that thinks he's an Overdeity]
* Symbol: His [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu Sonichu] Medallion
* Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
* Portfolio: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/SoBadItsHorrible Comics that are unreadable] [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BileFascination but that you can't stop coming back to], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished Using narrative to prove his righteousness]
* Domains: Animal, Envy, Hatred, Lust, Pestilence, Sloth
* Rival with [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Disgraces David Gonterman] for all his portfolios.
* Other enemies: [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheImageboardThatMustNotBeNamed "4-Cent Garbage"], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Technology Sonic The Hedgehog], [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Beast Pikachu], Anyone in the House of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Justice Justice] for being Jerkops.
* Chris-Chan used to spend his days lurking in the House of [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Pantheon/Love Love] but was banned. Ever since then he has sworn revenge by [http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/LifeEmbellished drawing them getting beaten up by him]
* Position: None. Apparently the other Disgraces keep him around so they can look good in comparison.
* Chance of Redemption: Slim to none.
</blockquote>

Who knows, maybe this "amazing honor" can be used in the "Did You Know..." section if a fake Chris-appeasing main page is used once the deadline passes? Just an idea. --[[User:ToyoWolf|Kimo]] 22:56, 15 March 2010 (UTC)

:Please don't. TvTropes doesn't have an easy revert function, so when he shows up to try editing it will be a pain in the ass to clean up. --[[User:LeninandMcCarthy|LeninandMcCarthy]] 00:29, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

*We already have a link to the TV Tropes page in the [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu comic]] article, I think that's good. People interested in these tropes can refer to TV Tropes article for that purpose. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:02, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== Essay on CWCki ==

Someone wrote a [http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/26862.html pretty decent] essay on CWCki for a totally legit college class and posted it on [[Krapple|/cwc]]. Check it out. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:10, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
* That person is made of win. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:39, 16 March 2010 (UTC)
* The gentleman deserves all the proper honors we can award him for this paper.[[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 13:17, 16 March 2010 (UTC)

== So Chris thinks I'm Tito ==

if you like reading fake info, check the history --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

*(Removing my comment so I look less like a moron. Mostly just skimmed it because of WALL OF TEXT.) -- [[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 09:09, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

*yeah, okay [[User:Batty|Batty]]. you didn't even try to make this look real. get the fuck out. --[[User:Cogsdev|Cogsdev]] 09:16, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

**just seemed to be copy/pasted from the transcribed videos, most likely just attention whoring. [[User:Brofose|Brofose]] 09:21, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

::*Banned for great justice --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 12:36, 18 March 2010 (UTC)

== Only 25 pages till the 1,000 mark ==

Will we celebrate somehow? --[[User:Sonijew is back|Sonijew is back]] 06:35, 19 March 2010 (UTC)
* I'll be sure to go get drunk, if that's any good. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 12:18, 19 March 2010 (UTC)

== CWCki and POV ==

[http://legi0n.789chan.org/cwc/res/27273.html This thread] on [[Krapple|/cwc]] made quite a stir, essentially with the OP complaining how we have POV. However, I think this is a fair accusation - that we're POV, that is we're biased against Chris.

Currently, it's clear that [[A_Quick_Guide_to_CWCki#POV_is_the_norm|CWCki is POV]] by its nature and the nature of its subject. Trying to be unbiased about Chris is like trying to be unbiased about Hitler - most people are going to hate him and it's really hard to say anything nice about either one without being attacked for sympathizing with them.

Personally, I think that CWCki should more or less remain critical towards Chris but not outright bash him - it's alright to point out Chris, for instance, is a [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrite]] based on the facts, but not that he's a "complete and utter failure" simply because of his hypocrisy. Any sort of judgment on Chris should more or less be left to the reader. As was the problem with [[Chris and race]], CWCki really should try to present the facts about Chris in a way such that what Chris says mostly speaks for itself, with minor explanatory notes and allow the reader come to his own conclusion about Chris.

However, it is possible to be NPOV, but this is difficult and I think would force us to take a different tone in articles, ending up being bland and with less flexibility.

Mind you, I'm not saying we have to be nice to Chris, only that it seems that some expect us to be unbiased towards Chris and present information in an unbiased manner, which I think is not a totally unreasonable request but may not suit our needs. But nonetheless, I think it's a reasonable complaint and I think maybe we should address it (though it's unfortunate the person who started this thread did not bring it up here, but instead opted to go on Krapple).

Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:43, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

*I think, why bother? Who would really want to view an unbiased page about Chris? He is complete scum, and most people know it after barely skimming over these articles. I don't think he even deserves unbiased judgement. He threw that out the window ages ago. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 09:07, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

:*Champ, I think you have the right idea. NOTED is the thing, and we're not. EDiots put stuff in, you go round and change it. The tone is fine, and provided we don't wade outright into things, then CWCki can at least keep some degree of impartiality. We're here to document, not to actually troll Chris. That's what we have PVCC/cwc/edf for.

Being NPOV would be alot of work. Provided the humour doesn't go along the lines of "OMG FAT RETARD", we're probably doing alright for ourselves. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 10:31, 20 March 2010 (UTC)

Just clearing up a small misconception: [[wikipedia:Wikipedia:Neutral point of view|NPOV]] doesn't mean "Good and bad views must be covered in equal measure". It means "If it's a fact that is covered in a reliable sources, it doesn't matter if it's positive or negative in tone - what matters is that it's a fact, and our job is to report it". In other words, facts speak up for themselves and we can't consciously choose to include either good or bad views, ''because that's what taking a point of view is all about''. So yes, I believe we can be neutral; for most of the part, we're ''already there''. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:15, 20 March 2010 (UTC)
*If anyone knows about this shit, it's Wwwwolf being our resident Wikifag and whatnot. RPOBLEM SOLVED.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:49, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
:::With NPOV, i think CWCki would become a TL;DR collection, i recall some pages with a sarcastic point of view in them, and delivered all the info correctly, for example, in the page for [[ Sonichu's Edge]] we wuld have to remove the images, fan videos and remove "One can only imagine what the innocent citizens of Charlottesville must have thought as a fat, sweaty retard went puffing ...". To me, there is only 1 way to make CWCki interesting to read, POV is the norm.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 06:24, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Memorandum on Jerkop powers ==

With the exception of Quality Control Jerkops (at which moment there are no active ones), Jerkop powers are limited to deleting, moving, etc. pages only in regards to vandalism (i.e. vandal creates a page entitled "YOUR MOM SUCKS BLACK COCK" or uploads over 9000 Goatse variants). Jerkops have no authority to use their powers for editoral decisions. They are welcome to initiate the discussion of merging, deleting articles, as any other user, but they cannot use their powers to execute such plans.

Ultimate power for deletion and merging of articles belongs to admins. Admins, ideally, will recognize the will of the community but it is ultimately their decision.

I do not wish to name names but a certain Jerkop who deleted a page recently went beyond their powers and uprightly so. True, it was a sucky page that I would have deleted, but nonetheless I would have handled the situation differently than they would have.

Jerkops who wish to have Quality Control privileges can request them and interview for the position. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:42, 21 March 2010 (UTC)
*I'm not even a Jerkop yet, but is there any way I could be come a Quality Control one? [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 21:44, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== DVD Transcriptions ==

I'm working on transcribing the notes from the DVDs. I guess they're not absolutely needed, but would it still be ok to make a page for them? ChaosAkita 21:57, 21 March 2010 (UTC)

== Featured articles? ==

I noticed that [[Chris and anger]] and [[2009]] were both marked as featured articles, but there was no process of any kind; they just seem to have randomly gotten slapped with stars. If we're going to have featured articles, we need a rubric to determine what qualifies as "featured," and maybe a process to vote on what should be featured. See discussion [[Category_talk:Featured_articles#Use_it_or_lose_it|here]]. [[User:Apostrophe|Apostrophe]] 00:47, 24 March 2010 (UTC)

== Angelica 34 ==

What happened to that picture of Angelica [[mass debating]]? It's off the 34 page, and a search of the term "angelica" on every type of page turns nothing up.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 02:34, 26 March 2010 (UTC)
:Nevermind, I found it. I went to the 110mb for the file. Also, I never want to do that again.[[User:Wise dude321|Wise dude321]] 05:12, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

== Chris is ending Sonichu ==

The ad on top of the Cwcipedia says he's discontinuing Sonichu. Either that, or I misread it. Does this mean what I think it means? If so, should we rejoice? Mourn? [[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 06:39, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
* No he isn't. Need I remind you who controls the adspace? (Hint: It's not Chris)--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 06:57, 27 March 2010 (UTC)
**I see. My bad then. [[User:ninjaclown|ninjaclown]] 07:07, 27 March 2010 (UTC)

== Stay safe ==

Seriously, I rage every time Chris says this. It's his generic parting catch phrase, because apparently "good-bye" or "see you later" aren't enough. Should we make a page on this, documenting every time he says it and listing possible theories as to why he's so obsessed with everyone's safety? This would also be a good opportunity to link to death threats he's made, especially to people he's told to "stay safe".

Thank you for your time CWCki, and stay safe. [[User:IanBrandonAnderson|IanBrandonAnderson]] 20:23, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

:I agree with this statement. Stay safe, CWCki. --[[User:Blunderscore|Blunderscore]] 20:27, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

Stay safe probably doesn't merit a page of it's own, but it's a good point, and it would be worth adding into another article there- It is one of Chris's stranger CWCisms, and it is a tasty piece of irony too. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 20:29, 28 March 2010 (UTC)

I'm thinking [[Minor CWC-isms]] maybe? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:19, 28 March 2010 (UTC)
*Yeah, Minor CWC-isms is probably the place for it. STAY SAFE, GUYS. ONLY 44 HOURS 'TILL SHIT GOES DOWN. Assuming Chris has even remembered, that is. [[User:JerichoJack|JerichoJack]] 08:54, 30 March 2010 (UTC)

== Jerkops and admins ==

Please contact me ASAP. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:01, 1 April 2010 (UTC)
*SHUT THE FUCK UP CHAMP

but seriously yeah talk to champ [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 03:07, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

== 500 Internal Server error solved? ==
If you get the error starting from now, tell us. [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 23:40, 1 April 2010 (UTC)

okay i just got it :( [[User:Clydec|Clydec]] 02:33, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
* Yeah, I just got it a few seconds ago. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 03:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
*Last night, when I cliked on that little animation of Jimmy Hill in the Fan Art section. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:17, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
**And also just now, when I tried to post the sentence above. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:18, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
***I tried against and got something which said 'Location: http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/CWCki:Community_Portal
' --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:19, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
****Then another 500 error. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:19, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
*****Then another location. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
******Another 500. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
*******Another. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:20, 2 April 2010 (UTC)
********I get this error so many times I've lost count.-[[User:Trombonista|trombonista]] 00:37, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
Just got one when trying to view the main page --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 23:37, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
Until this is fixed, can you at least not make the 500 error redirect to a different page? It's annoying that you can't simply refresh the page when you get the error, you have to go back/forward or click links again. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 00:13, 4 April 2010 (UTC)

== Bob Chandler dead? ==

Today I was on Chris's Sonichu page (http://sonichuchandler.tripod.com/cwcson.htm) and I noticed something:
"Updated: 3/31/2010

Sonichu is no longer being updated. My father's passing has been too great for me. :( It is like I Lost Patti All Over Again."
Chris hasn't made any official announcement of this, as far as I know, and it hasn't been mentioned anywhere on the CWCki. Is anyone else aware of this?
[[User:Thecornbreadhour|Thecornbreadhour]] 03:00, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
:I'm skeptical about this announcement. Chris has not made any official video about it, and for all I know, that site may have been hacked, considering Chris's poor choice of passwords. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:02, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
::The Tripod page is maintained by trolls. If you want to really know call the hospital Bob is at. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 03:04, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
:::Yeah, considering the update was one day before April Fool's, it was obvious that the page was updated by trolls. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 03:07, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
::::The page also gives a phone number to call an imposter Chris at, with a Charlottesville area code. -[[User:Borednewb|Borednewb]] 03:15, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==ED saga 2: eclectic buggaloo==
Is anyone else expecting something like the ED saga? This started with petty vandalism and hopefull it will escalate int tard rage videos.
Also, considering how he tried to bring down ED with HTML hacking do you think that he accidentally broke his own cwcipedia after getting this site and his site mixed up?
[[User:Dkd|Dkd]] 13:18, 3 April 2010 (UTC)
:No. It wasn't even close to hacking, it was more like blanking. Also, CWCipedia is down because 110mb is coughing up a lung.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:23, 3 April 2010 (UTC)

==Prank Calls ==
Do recorded prank calls directed at the chandlers are worthy of being in the CwCki? [[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:12, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*Did you get any particularly amusing statements from it? Anything informative? Any new CWCisms? Anything that has potential to become a meme at least? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 01:45, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
* Kind of, there are 2 videos, one using a sounboard of chris to call bob and another soundboard of bob to call bob, and Bob can't recognize either his son or his own voice.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oR27uIDz9d4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hz1i7QJEf0&feature=related
and this one as well with bob speaking his mind about chris
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIoS-gPOA0k&feature=related
Probably these videos are old news, but since i haven't find em in the cwcki, i thought they might be of some relevance.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 05:32, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*Go for it. These look to be intresting. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 12:47, 4 April 2010 (UTC)
*Perhaps we should just make a general page on Prank calls first, and if any of them are really important enough, we can give them their own page? --[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 23:42, 5 April 2010 (UTC)
*Done already [[Prank calls]].[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 01:51, 6 April 2010 (UTC)

== Memorandum on Banning People ==

Please be specific when you ban people. If someone is blanking pages, the proper reason for banning is "Removing page content" (or however it's worded), not "general faggotry." "General faggotry" was something I came up with for extreme cases that aren't strictly vandalism related, but I see it used all the time for cases where it is vandalism. So yeah, please be specific when you ban, otherwise if someone appeals the ban, I'll have no idea what they did. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 15:55, 8 April 2010 (UTC)

== Possible "Chris and Patriotism" article? ==
I've noticed in some of his videos that Chris likes to throw around the patriotism card, as if being a "true American" will absolve him of all his misdeeds. Specifically, the videos in which he mangles almost every American patriotic song right after his infamous 9/11 video. It seems that Chris doesn't actually understand that being a "true American" doesn't entail making fun of the country's biggest tragedy. His complete ignorance of politics and the law seems to relegate his level of patriotism to a grade-schooler being taught to salute the flag without actually knowing what it means. He also likes to name-drop Thomas Jefferson in his comics as if being associated with the University of Virginia (however loosely) gives him some connection to the third President of the United States. He also likes to co-opt patriotic imagery to inflate his own ego. See [[Christian Love Day]]. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 20:48, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
*I support. Chris's attempt to be Patriotic are an entire sorry saga in themselves. I'm not even American and I am offended by his attempt to be patriotic. Also I think that it should be noted that he does seem to actually have a particular love for Virginia. He likes to namedrop that too. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:34, 15 April 2010 (UTC)
*Also on a side-note, can we also maybe add a "chris and science" section? He has proven himself to know jackshit about: basic math, geometry, "biologee", physics, astrophysics, geography and law.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 03:33, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
:* I think Chris just apes Bob and Barb doesn't he? I can see Bob being pretty patriotic, what with the army and that shit. It may well be a stereotype, but Americans come across as some of the most super-patriotic people in the whole entire universe, so maybe he's just a product of society. I didn't think he seemed particulaly over-patriotic, especially when you look at the 'religion' in there are well. I think he's just a conservative with liberal values, if that makes any sense.--[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 03:52, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
::* I'm screwing around with this in my sandbox. Depending on how much I can actually squeeze out of it, I'll either eventually post a draft as a regular article, or replace it with rap lyrics.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 04:09, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
::* Yeh, I think this lands in the same place as the old Chris and politics article. There's really not much useful to say about it, because Chris doesn't have any thoughts of his own on the subject, it's just another of a million examples of his monkey-see monkey-do behavior. Chris can mouth platitudes about how he was BORN IN THE USA and thinks it's fucking great all day, but given that he has only the most tenuous grasp of the concept of countries outside the US (or even a state outside Virginia), it just seems like a lot more noise to me. Guess y'all are welcome to try and make something out if it, but I don't think there's anything very meaningful there. [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 04:30, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
:::*Also note twin falling towers. --[[User:YawningSquirtleRedux|YawningSquirtleRedux]] 04:50, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
::::Chris's ignorance of countries outside of the US makes the subject all the more interesting. He's not limited to drawing on patriotism from the US alone. In [[Christian Love Day]], he uses a minor Mexican holiday to justify declaring his own birthday a holiday. In the [[War Paint Video]], he tries to show pride in his "Cherokee heritage" and utterly fails at it. In his kilt video, he mixes all kinds of absurd national stereotypes all the the tune of an Irish patriotic hymn. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 06:02, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

== Talk page messages ==

Seriously guys
:When you add replies to messages
::Indentation alone looks fine.

Please
*Quit with the fucking bullet points
***Which look messy as fuck
:*** And go against long-term wiki convention.

--[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:18, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
*Actually, when someone forgets to sign, it looks like shit because it's hard to tell when one comment starts and one stops. I prefer bullet points but do indentation, not the double bullet point thing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 02:54, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
:* Indentation with one bullet after it. Champ has spoken. -[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:59, 18 April 2010 (UTC)
I like intendation, but will bullet if other people have. I just want to be popular.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:31, 18 April 2010 (UTC)

User:Ganondorfdude11

2010-04-16T21:39:26Z

Ganondorfdude11:

I first found out about CWC through the TV Tropes page. It was like a car wreck, I couldn't watch, but I couldn't look away, either.
{{Troper}}
{{Christian}}

User talk:Beat/Sandbox

2010-04-16T21:33:09Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* Chris and Patriotisim! */

==Chris and Remorse==

Yeah, you're on to something interesting here. The pattern of long-winded explanations in his apologies is clear -- see also his excruciating descriptions of sex acts for Megan back in the day. One of the crucial components of a good self-delusion is the belief that everyone else thinks exactly like you do, or would if you just had the chance to explain things... [[User:Dkaien|Dkaien]] 18:50, 3 November 2009 (CET)

Good so far. I think a key component of his "remorse" is that, over and over again, he's really just sorry that he got caught. This is very similar to the behavior of small children, who often fail to understand the difference between the mechanistic action-and-reward system of apologizing and averting trouble, and genuinely regretting a past error. Yet another example of the fact that Chris's only real problem is that he sees the world through the eyes of a five-year-old. Pretty much all of his fucked-up misadventures can be traced back to that.
[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 20:16, 3 November 2009 (CET)

==Chris's Closed Mind==

I like what you're putting together. I was actually starting to write up an article intended to be something like, "Chris and Hypocrisy," to discuss all the things Chris does and is okay with, but then turns around and condemns others for doing the same things. I hadn't gotten far, but I'd planned to touch on some of the same things you're discussing here. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:53, 3 December 2009 (CET)
:Chris and Hypocrisy is awesome, so I'm just gonna see if I can incorporate what I've written here into it. It's entirely possible however that taking that action would just make Chris and Hypocricy LESS awesome, so I might just delete this altogether.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 01:58, 14 December 2009 (CET)

==Asperchu==
If we have a main namespace article, this should really be called "Asperchu." We're more interested in what actually is invoking Chris's rage and not the guy himself. Instead, what I suggest is we have an Asperchu article which is somewhat along the lines of what you're going at here (documenting the relationship between Chris and Asperchu) while maintaining the Fan page where readers can read more about specifics of Asperchu (characters, plots, etc.). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:08, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:Asperchu already redirects to Fan:Asperchu. I figured that since Chris was screaming for Alec's death, that made him a notable troll. Still, I guess I can tweak it a little bit to be about Asperchu instead of Alec.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 03:29, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
::I really like the page so far, though Champthom is right that it should be focused on Asperchu first and Alec second. [[User:ALBASPERCHU|ALBASPERCHU]] 10:30, 11 January 2010 (CST)
:::When the man himself tells you to rewrite it, I fucking rewrite it! This shouldn't take long.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 16:42, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
==Your observations on Wild==

You're exactly right. Chris cares about Wild's opinion because he thinks Wild has a personality. Remember, he thinks Bubbles has a "caring, but stern" personality when she is in fact utterly one dimensional. Same with all of the Rosechus and it's not a far cry that the Sonichus suffer the same fate. He doesn't have to ''show'' us their personalities because he already knows that, so we should as well. Chris is, after all, the guy who expected us to know what he dreams about.

Chris doesn't want to off Simonla because then he'd fear that Wild would come after him(Kind of like Xent's Magi-chan fic), and he'd have to kill Wild too. Then the Combo might try to kill him for murdering their leader, and he'll have to kill them and all of their satellite characters. Reginald, Layla, Blake, Silvana...then Sonichu would protest the murder of his friends and attack Chris, so he'd have to kill him. And then Chris will have made Rosechu a widow, and he'll have to kill her, as Crystal was not a Pokemon in the dream and Rosechu cannot be his sweetheart. And then he'll have to kill her kids so they won't be orphans, thus offing Crystal.

Tl;dr, if he kills Simonla he'll go on a murderous rampage and eventually kill the Sweetheart Sue and the Crystal Sue.

*A little far fetched, but I think that its a good idea to try and cause something similar ourselves. What if we didn't stop at Simonla though? What if we took something precious to Chris and blackmailed him with it? What if we go beyond Evan's forcing him to kill Simonla and just force him to destroy the entire fucking town? There goes his safe haven, and then he'll be forced to face the real world. I propose a vote. All in favour of nuking CWCVille say Aye. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 19:26, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

*That would be nice, but what hurts Chris more? Knowing that his safe haven is now a radioactive husk(the Sonees were in the "horrible death by radiation" zone and shat out their innards), or knowing that if he goes to his safe haven, Wild will be there to accuse him of murder?--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:32, 13 February 2010 (UTC)

*I don't know. We are assuming a lot about Chris with the whole 'Wild will be against him thing'. He thinks they are real, sure, but he still has god like power of them, and he still dictates what their personalities are. How do we know that he won't just imagine Wild as forgiving him for it because he was blackmailed? Now if no one was alive to forgive him on the other hand, then he'd feel some kind of guilt, and no one would be able to tell him that its all ok. Beacuse, everyone will die painful deaths. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:23, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
** Let's put it this way--Chris once had to take Ivy and Panda out of the comic and his first reaction was "KILL THEM BOTH". Chris was confronted with bullshit accusations of Rosechu being a former male Raichu and his first thought was "QUICK, LIE YOUR WAY OUT". He'll never pick the most rational approach to anything, and despite his godlike power/allies he's very bad at using it to his advantage in situations where they really would have helped. There are at least three things he can do to fix this and he can't think to do any of them.

1. Kill Simonla and magic Wild into moving on.
2. Use the reboot as an excuse to replace her with a new character(He doesn't even need to think of one, the mailbags gave him three Rosechu OCs and there are more on DA).
3. Have her evolve into another character entirely--Pokemon cannon can justify total personality and appearance changes and Hobo Chris could use his powers to make everyone think she was always like this.

Chris is too stupid to just make Wild move on and as with everything else uses his "pure gold on first try" approach.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 03:18, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

Well, Evans just released the new pages of Simonlas death. Her toilet explodes. Its the most hilarious thing I have EVER seen in my life. Now just think how hilarious the nuking of CWCVille could be? Eh? Anyway, hes already killed Simonla, meaning he'll get that whole guilt thing from Wild. Now we can force him into nuking CWCVille at a later date. This way he experiences both pains; The trauma of dealing with an emotionally broken Wild who blames him for Simonla's death and shortly after Wild finally moves on, he'll have to nuke the whole town. Now won't that make Chris feel bad? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 04:22, 14 February 2010 (UTC)

* Wild is going to run off and murder Simonchu or Evan or Liquid or Jason. After that, Chris will feel better. Hopefully Evan heads him off before he does the predictable. It'll hurt him because we're saying "No Chris, YOU CANNOT DO THAT", the words he hates the most.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:33, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
* I wouldn't call his mental fortress impregnable. Plus, if he tries to create a character that is exactly like Simonla in any way Evan will be pissed again. Also, Chris is attempting to vent his rage at Evan via the comic. Ban him from doing so and he'll have to vent at the PSEye.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:24, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
**You gotta remember, we're talking about the inside of Chris's head here. It's a pretty fucked up place, but it's still one he's in control of. I doubt there's anything we can do on the internet that will make CWCville an uncomfortable place for him to be. He'll either toss up the mental block or jump through whatever hoops he needs to to make sure it's still his happy place.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 07:30, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
***This is the part of the head that's easiest to understand--the comic has always been his way of coping with people who piss him off. Everyone from Wes to Alec gets beaten up or vilified and Chris probably copy/pastes this onto his actual memories. When he can't do that or doesn't feel like drawing, he rages at the internet.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 07:44, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
***I think its genius. Remember, he literally thinks that his comic and CWCVille are entirely real. He relieves his stress by venting in the comic, because he knows that in real life he has no such power over people. Wes, Mary, Bagget, Alec, Jason, ect. He does these things to them in CWCVille because he can't do that in real life, and lets face it, if he did do that kind of shit in real life (such as destroying a building with people still inside it) then he would be executed as a terrorist. Now what if we anchored him to the real world? If Evan's influence in the real world managed to stop Chris from doing his will in CWCVille, it would destroy him. Then we should go with my idea afterwards and nuke CWCVille. I'm determined to see that hellhole become a smoking crater! --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 15:44, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
***I'm not sure if nukes are the effect we're going for--he'll just claim another CWCville was blown up or something. I know Chris hates impotence--he hates losing contests because he uses them to validate his self-worth. Right now, he's probably thinking "Heh heh, DIE YOU EVAN, DIEEEEEEEE! YOU SHOULD LEARN NOT TO DEFY A GOD!" as he draws Wild murdering him. If Evan came up and said "Chris, by the way, you lose your website again if you attempt to include me or any of my characters in your comic", he'll be forced to scream on Youtube.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:42, 14 February 2010 (UTC)
****We will remedy this situation then, by making sure that Chris dedicates multiple pages to proving that its the real CWCVille. And as far as Wild and Evan go, he probably is. Wild is hardly going to go and kill Mary Lee Walsh for Simonlas death, is he? Chris has gotten rid of his villians now. If his mailbag ansew is to be accepted, and people like Wes Iseli and the Manajerks were also 'cured' by Chris, then he now has only three villians; Silvana, who we already know will later join Chirs, Clawdorf and Metal Sonichu/Count Graduon. So hes going to have Wild defeat either one of those three, or an Evan stand-in. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:17, 15 February 2010 (UTC)
**** Evan's trying to head him off at the pass, so we'll either get RAGE or Chris trying to cheat. Oh, and you forgot Gio and Robotnik. If Chris had common sense, he'd blame the bombing on Team Rocket and kill some random mook. But he doesn't, and if we force him to kill the mook the mook will turn out to be Evan.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 21:27, 15 February 2010 (UTC)
**** Sounds like what Chris would do. And I really don't count Gio or Robotnik because i'm fairly sure that Chris has completely forgotten about their existance. Not that he hasn't forgotten about the existance of every Character who is either him or one of the main Hedgehog boys, but still...--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 22:12, 15 February 2010 (UTC)

== IRC THING ==

So the grayed out technical lines worked better in my head than they do onscreen, and I'm at a total loss as to what I should color all these guys. Still, anything's better than horizontal scrolling.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 17:11, 2 March 2010 (UTC)
:FUCK YOU JANUARY 3 YOU'LL BE THE DEATH OF ME.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 23:07, 13 March 2010 (UTC)

== Chris and Patriotisim! ==

Champthom says it can't be done. He's probably right, but I'm gonna tool around with it anyway. There's not a lot that can be said about Chris's nonexistent politics, but does have a lot of very strange views on how the US operates that might make an interesting read if done properly.

Also, why is my sandbox talkpage so long?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 15:55, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
:I think the possible patriotism article could include a section on Thomas Jefferson, as a particularly hilarious segment of Sonichu 10 had Magi-Chan standing in front of an American flag wondering what Thomas Jefferson would think of the Asperpedia people.[[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 21:30, 16 April 2010 (UTC)
::Another thing, Chris also has weird views on other countries as well. His war paint video, kilt video, and Christian Love Day video belie his cultural ignorance. That seems to be a theme in his "patriotism." He thinks that invoking a patriotic sentiment gives credence to his position, even when he doesn't know anything about the culture or country he is invoking. [[User:Ganondorfdude11|Ganondorfdude11]] 21:33, 16 April 2010 (UTC)

User talk:Beat/Sandbox

2010-04-16T21:30:52Z

Ganondorfdude11: /* Chris and Patriotisim! */

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2010-04-16T21:30:27Z

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2010-04-15T22:55:40Z

Ganondorfdude11:

User:Ganondorfdude11

2010-04-15T20:49:41Z

Ganondorfdude11: Created page with 'I first found out about CWC through the TV Tropes page. It was like a car wreck, I couldn't watch, but I couldn't look away, either.'

I first found out about CWC through the TV Tropes page. It was like a car wreck, I couldn't watch, but I couldn't look away, either.

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-04-15T20:48:08Z

Ganondorfdude11:

List of Chris's games

2010-01-20T02:13:30Z

Ganondorfdude11:

{{taxpayermoney}}
[[Image:0828-EP12-5P7-1.jpg|thumb|right|Our tax money paid for all of this. Anyone else suddenly feel like voting Republican?]]

This is a catalog of [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris's]] video game collection, based in large part on a spreadsheet he sent to [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] in order to show how dedicated he is to video games. He surely is. The actual [http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv Excel file] contains more information about each game that Chris listed himself for some reason, like number of players for each game. Some games are obvious (every ''[[Sonic]]'' game, every ''[[Pokémon]]'' game), some are surprising (''Barbie Game Girl''), and some are just...bizarre (''Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage [[Pickles|Pickled]] Edition'').

For whatever reason, Chris's game inventory also includes demo discs, game peripherals (such as his [[PSEye]]), and other things that can't really be considered games (such as [[Wikipedia:Game Boy Advance Video|Game Boy Advance Video]] cartridges, a concept that failed to appeal to almost any American consumers...except, apparently, for Chris, who bought several of them). God only knows why Chris felt it was a brilliant idea to send a Nintendo executive a list of games he has on competing platforms, or to send a list of imports to a game company that practically invented region lock-out to prevent games from being imported.

The bulk of the list is only accurate to around the time of the [[Miyamoto Saga]], in January 2009. Luckily, his public PSN profile and other sources of information have made it possible to get a clearer picture of his ever-expanding PlayStation 3 collection. Also, [[Hex Bawx|Xbox]] games and hardware are conspicuously missing from the list, but according to his [[List of Chris's eBay sales|eBay sales]], he most likely owned one at some point.

The damn slanderous [[trolls]] estimate that Chris and his family have spent well over $20,000 on video games... your tax dollars at work. For downloaded games and other PSN content alone, he has spent nearly $2,500, and the toll surely continues to rise.

==The Games==
{| class="wikitable sortable"
|-
!align="left"|Title
!align="left"|Publisher
!align="left"|Platform
!align="left"|Notes
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:1942 (video game)|1942]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Baseball (1983 video game)|Baseball]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Batman (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Batman]]''
|Sunsoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlequest|Castlequest]]''
|Nexoft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania|Castlevania]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania II: Simon's Quest|Castlevania II: Simon's Quest]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse|Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse]]''
|Konami
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dance Aerobics|Dance Aerobics]]''
|Bandai
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong 3|Donkey Kong 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Classics''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Déjà Vu''
|Kemco-Seika
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Dr. Mario (video game)|Dr. Mario]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Gyruss#NES_and_Famicom|Gyruss]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kabuki Quantum Fighter|Kabuki Quantum Fighter]]''
|HAL
|NES
|
|-
|''Kung Fu''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda (video game)|The Legend of Zelda]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Little Nemo: The Dream Master|Little Nemo: The Dream Master]]''
|Capcom
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:M.C. Kids|M.C. Kids]]''
|Virgin Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Mendel Palace|Mendel Palace]]''
|Hudson Soft
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Metroid|Metroid]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Ninja Gaiden (Nintendo Entertainment System)|Ninja Gaiden]]''
|Tecmo
|NES
|
|-
|''Pac-Man''
|Tengen
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Pin*Bot (video game)|Pin-Bot]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:R.C. Pro-Am|R.C. Pro-AM]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Sesame Street ABC''
|Hi-Tech
|NES
|
|-
|''Short Order/Eggsplode''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:StarTropics|StarTropics]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Glove Ball|Super Glove Ball]]''
|Mattel
|NES
|Given that this game came with the [[Wikipedia:Power Glove|Power Glove]], it is possible Chris also owns the Glove (which is so...bad).
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros|Super Mario Brothers]]/[[Wikipedia:Duck Hunt|Duck Hunt]]/World Class Track Meet''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 2|Super Mario Brothers 2]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros. 3|Super Mario Brothers 3]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1989 video game)|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_II:_The_Arcade_Game#Ports|Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Arcade Game]]''
|Ultra Games
|NES
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:The Three Stooges (video game)|The Three Stooges]]''
|Activision
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wario's Woods|Wario's Woods]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Wheel_of_Fortune_(video_game)#NES_version|Wheel of Fortune]]''
|GameTek
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Yoshi (video game)|Yoshi]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Zelda II: The Adventure of Link|Zelda II: The Adventure of Link]]''
|Nintendo
|NES
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Alleyway|Alleyway]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Barbie: Game Girl|Barbie: Game Girl]]''
|Hi-Tech
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Bases Loaded (video game)|Bases Loaded]]''
|Jaleco
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:A Boy and His Blob in The Rescue of Princess Blobette|A Boy and His Blob: The Rescue of Princess Blobette]]''
|Absolute
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Brainbender''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Castlevania: The Adventure|Castlevania Adventure]]''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Cool Spot|Cool Spot]]''
|Virgin Interactive
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Darkwing Duck''
|Sunsoft
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong (Game Boy)|Donkey Kong]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Donkey Kong Land|Donkey Kong Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Dr. Mario''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Donald Duck|Duck Tales]]'''''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:F-1 Race|F-1 Race]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:List_of_Fist_of_the_North_Star_video_games|Fist of the North Star]]''
|Electro-Brain
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game_and_Watch_Gallery#Game_.26_Watch_Gallery|Game and Watch Gallery]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Game Boy Camera|Game Boy Camera (red)]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Game Boy Camera (blue)''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Golf''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Heiankyo Alien|Heiankyo Alien]]''
|Meldac
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Home Alone (video game)|Home Alone]]''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kid Icarus|Kid Icarus]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''[[Wikipedia:Kirby's Dream Land|Kirby's Dream Land]]''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Kwirk''
|Acclaim
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Marble Madness''
|Mindscape
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mega Man II''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Metroid II: Return of Samus''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers''
|Bandai
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Blue''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Red''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Pretty Soldier Sailor Moon''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Pretty Soilder Sailor Moon R''
|Angel
|Game Boy
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Qix''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Quarth''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Ren & Stimpy: Cadet Adventures''
|THQ
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Revenge of the Gator''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Shanghai''
|HAL
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Mario Land 2: 6 Golden Coins''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Super Scrabble''
|Milton-Bradley
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles''
|Ultra Games
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tennis''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tetris 2''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Tiny Toon Adventures: Babs' Big Break''
|Konami
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Turrican''
|Accolade
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Blast''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Wave Race''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Who Framed Roger Rabbit?''
|Capcom
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''Yoshi''
|Nintendo
|Game Boy
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster''
|Mindscape
|SNES
|
|-
|''Mario Paint''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Megan Man X''
|Capcom
|SNES
|Did he just write [[Megan]] Man?
|-
|''Pilotwings''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Star Fox''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Stunt Race FX''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Game Boy''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario All-Stars''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario Kart''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Mario World''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Super Scope 6-in-1''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles IV: Turtles in Time''
|Konami
|SNES
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Safari''
|Nintendo
|SNES
|
|-
|''Banjo-Kazooie
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Cruisn' USA
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Diddy Kong Racing
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Hey You, Pikachu!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Lego Racers
|Lego Media
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mario Kart 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Mischief Makers
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle League
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Snap
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Stadium 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Star Fox 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Wave Race 64
||Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Story
|Nintendo
|Nintendo 64
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 2
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 3
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Gex: Enter the Gecko
|Crave
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Crystal
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Gold
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Puzzle Challenge
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Silver
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trading Card Game
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Yellow
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Super Mario Bros. Deluxe
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Color
|
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''e-Reader
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|Nintendo’s barcode reader peripheral for ''[[Animal Crossing]]'' and other games.
|-
|''Game & Watch Gallery 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Game Boy Advance Jukebox
|Gamester
|Game Boy Advance
|A GBA player for MP3 music files.
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Futari Wa Pretty Cure Max Heart
|Bandai
|Game Boy Advance
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi: Kaznapped
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Dream Champ Tournament
|Namco
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Super Circuit
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Mario vs. Donkey Kong
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Metroid Fusion
||Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[My Little Pony]]: The Runaway Rainbow
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Emerald
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] FireRed
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pinball: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ruby
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 2
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Advance 3
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Battle
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Pinball Party
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Genesis
|Sega
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario Advance
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Tetris Worlds
|THQ
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''The Three Stooges
|Cinemaware
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Wario Land 4
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Inc. Mega Microgame$
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''WarioWare Twisted
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi's Island: Super Mario Advance 3
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
|Nintendo
|Game Boy Advance
|
|-
|''All Grown Up! Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Limited Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Platinum Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Premium Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|Chris’s 100th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Special Edition
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Cartoon Network Collection: Volume 1
|Cartoon Network
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''The Fairly Oddparents: Volume 1
|Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 1
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Nicktoons Collection: Volume 2
| Nickelodeon
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Beach Blank-Out Blastoise
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: For Ho-Oh the Bells Toll!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: I Choose You!
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] GBAVideo: Johto Photo Finish
|Nintendo
|GBA Video
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] X Volume 1: A Super Sonic Hero!
|Sega
|GBA Video
|
|-
|''Amazing Island
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]]
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''BMX XXX
|Acclaim
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Mario Mix
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Konga 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Donkey Kong Jungle Beat
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the Gamecube
|-
|''Evolution Worlds
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''F-Zero GX
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Go! Go! Hypergrind
|Atlus
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Party
|Konami
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time/Master Quest
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Luigi's Mansion
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Mario Kart: Double Dash Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''MC Groovz Dance Craze
|MadCatz
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime 2: Echoes Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man Vs.
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Pac-Man World 2
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Box: Ruby & Sapphire
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Colosseum Bonus Disc
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] XD: Gale of Darkness
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Relish Rampage Pickled Edition
|Warner Brothers
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Shadow the Hedgehog]]
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2: Battle
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure DX: Director's Cut
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Gems Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Heroes
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Riders
|Sega
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spider-Man
|Activision
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Spyro: A Hero's Tail
|Universal Interactive
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Fox Adventures
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Leader: Rogue Squadron 2
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Star Wars Rogue Squadron 3: Rebel Strike
|LucasArts
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Mario Sunshine
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Melee
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|''Wave Race: Blue Storm
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Gamecube
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] Wild World
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Big Brain Academy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Brain Age
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|Chris’s 150th acquisition for Nintendo handhelds
|-
|''Cooking Mama
|Majesco
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Feel the Magic XY/XX
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Futari wa Pretty Cure Max Heart Danzen! DS
|Bandai
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi
|THQ
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Jump Superstars
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A Japanese import
|-
|''Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Kart DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Mario Vs. Donkey Kong 2
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Metroid Prime: Hunters First Hunt
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|A demo cartridge
|-
|''Metroid Prime Pinball
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''New Super Mario Bros.
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Nintendogs: Dachshund & Friends
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Dash
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Diamond
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Mystery Dungeon Blue Rescue Team
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Pearl
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Ranger
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Trozei!
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Retro Atari Classics
|Atari
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''The Rub Rabbits
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Snood 2: On Vacation
|DSI
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rush Adventure
|Sega
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Sprung]]
|Ubisoft
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Star Fox Command
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Super Mario 64 DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''Tetris DS
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|''WarioWare Touched
|Nintendo
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Yu-Gi-Oh!]] Nightmare Troubadour
|Konami
|Nintendo DS
|
|-
|'''''[[Animal Crossing]] City Folk
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Elebits
|Konami
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Link's Crossbow Training
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Pokémon]] Battle Revolution
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & Mario at the Olympic Games
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] and the Secret Rings
|Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Super Mario Galaxy
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Super Smash Bros. Brawl
|Nintendo/Sega
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Wii Play
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|Nintendo Wii Sports
|Nintendo
|Nintendo Wii
|
|-
|''Bubsy
|Accolade
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Desert Strike
|Electronic Arts
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Fantasia
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Genesis 6-Pak
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Kid Chameleon
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Klax
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Monopoly
|Parker Brothers
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Ms. Pac Man
|Tengen
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Rocket Knight Adventures
|Konami
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] & Knuckles
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 3
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Spinball
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''Toy Story
|Disney Interactive
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''X-Men
|Sega
|Sega Genesis
|
|-
|''The Chessmaster
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Desert Speedtrap Starring Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Krusty’s Fun House
|Flying Edge
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Quest for the Shaven Yak Starring Ren & Stimpy
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Drift 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog 2
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Chaos
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] the Hedgehog Triple Trouble
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Super Columns
|Sega
|Sega Game Gear
|
|-
|''Batman Returns
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Double Switch
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Ecco: The Tides of Time
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Flashback: The Quest for Identity
|U.S. Gold
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jaguar XJ220
|JVC
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Jurassic Park
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Mad Dog McCree
|American Laser Games
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Night Trap
|Digital Pictures
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Power Factory Featuring C+C Music Factory
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sega Classics Arcade Collection
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sewer Shark
|Sony Imagesoft
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Sherlock Holmes: Consulting Detective
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] CD
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Star Wars: Rebel Assault
|LucasArts
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Time Gal
|Renovation
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Tomcat Alley
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''Wirehead
|Sega
|Sega CD
|
|-
|''B.C. Racers
|Front Street Publishing
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Cosmic Carnage
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Knuckles Chaotix
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Toughman Contest
|Electronic Arts
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Virtua Racing Deluxe
|Sega
|Sega 32X
|
|-
|''Baku Baku
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden URA
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Fighters Megamix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''NiGHTs into Dreams
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Sonic 3-D Blast
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Sonic R
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter Remix
|Sega
|Sega Saturn
|
|-
|''Bleem! *Gran Turismo 2*
|Bleem
|Sega Dreamcast
|An emulation disc for the PlayStation ''GT2''
|-
|''Chu Chu Rocket
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Crazy Taxi
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Evolution 2
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Jet Grind Radio
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Marvel Vs. Capcom
|Capcom
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''The Next Tetris
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Q*Bert
|Atari
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Samba de Amigo
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Dreamcast Generator D.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Sega Smash Pack V.1
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Skies of Arcadia
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Adventure 2
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Shuffle
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]]: Chef's Luv Shack
|Acclaim
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Super Magnetic Neo
|Crave
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Suzuki Alstare Extreme Racing
|Ubisoft
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Time Stalkers
|Sega
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Tomb Raider: The Last Revelation
|Eidos Interactive
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Virtual-On Oratorio Tangram
|Activision
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''Wetrix +
|XICAT
|Sega Dreamcast
|
|-
|''2Xtreme
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Activision Classics
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Amazing Virtual Sea-Monkies, The
|Conspiracy
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Arcade's Greatest Hits - The Midway Collection 2
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Atari Anniversary Edition Redux
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Battle Arena Toshinden
|Takara
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''Beast Wars [[Transformers]]
|Hasbro
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Blaster Master: Blasting Again
|Crave
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Bowling
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bloody Roar
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Bubsy 3D
|Accolade
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Casper: Friends Around the World
|Sound Source
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Castlevania Chronicles
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Cool Boarders 4
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Crash Bandicoot 3 Warped
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Crash Bash
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Danger Girl
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Dead in the Water
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Defcon 5
|Data East
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Destruction Derby
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Dragon Ball GT: Final Bout
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Battle 22
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ford Racing
|Empire Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Frogger
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gran Turismo 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Gundam Battle Assault 2
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Hooters: Road Trip
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Hot Shots Golf 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|989 Studios
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Jet Moto 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jet Moto 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Jumping Flash!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''King of Fighters ‘99
|SNK
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Klonoa: Door to Phantomile
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Lego Island 2: The Brickster's Revenge
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Loaded
|Interplay
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Medal of Honor
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medal of Honor Underground
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Medievil
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mega Man Legends
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|'''''[[Metal Gear Solid]]
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Miracle Space Race
|Mud Duck
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Mobile Light Force
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Mortal Kombat 4
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''MTV Music Generator
|Codemasters
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed: High Stakes
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|Pizza Hut Sampler Disc 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Pooh's Party Game: In Search of the Treasure
|Disney
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack 1
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Summer 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''PlayStation Underground Jampack Winter 2000
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Porsche Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''The Powerpuff Girls: Chemical X-Traction
|Warner Brothers
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Puzzle Star Sweep
|A1 Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Rally Cross
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Rayman 2: The Great Escape
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director's Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Resident Evil: Director’s Cut
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Resident Evil 3: Nemesis
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A demo disc
|-
|''R-Types
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''R-Type Delta
|Agetec
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''SimCity 2000
|Maxis
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Small Soldiers
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation
|Chris’s 50th acquisition for the PlayStation
|-
|''SnoCross Championship Racing
|Crave Entertainment
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Space Jam
|Acclaim
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spec Ops: Airborne Commando
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Covert Assault
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Ranger Elite
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spec Ops: Stealth Patrol
|Take-Two Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Speed Racer
|Jaleco
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spice World
|Psygnosis
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Spyro the Dragon
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro 2: Ripto's Rage
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Spyro: Year of the Dragon
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Star Wars Episode I: Jedi Power Battles
|LucasArts
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Street Fighter Alpha 2
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Suikoden
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Superstar Dance Club: #1 Hits
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Syphon Filter 3
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Ten Pin Alley
|ASC Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tekken 2
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A physical copy
|-
|''Tomb Raider II
|Eidos Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Toy Story 2
|Disney Interactive
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Twisted Metal 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Um Jammer Lammy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vandal Hearts
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''V.I.P.
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Vigilante 8: 2nd Offense
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Wild Arms 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|''Williams Arcade's Greatest Hits
|Williams
|Sony PlayStation
|
|-
|''XS Junior League Soccer
|XS Games
|Sony PlayStation
|A digital version for PS3/PSP
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 105
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 106
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 107
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 108
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 109
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 110
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 111
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|Official PlayStation Magazine Disc 112
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aeon Flux
|Majesco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Zombie Ninja Pro-Am
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Britney's Dance Beat
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Nitro Kart
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Crash Twinsanity
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dance Dance Revolution Extreme
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Dark Cloud
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''EyeToy Play
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]
|2K/Fox
|Sony PlayStation 2
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 2
|-
|''Fatal Frame
|Tecmo
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]]
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] II
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Encore - Rocks The 80s
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''The Guy Game
|Gathering
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''InuYasha: The Secret of the Cursed Mask
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jak X: Combat Racing
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 10
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 11
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Jampack Volume 14
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Karaoke Revolution Volume 3
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Kingdom Hearts
|Square Enix
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Klonoa 2: Lunatea's Veil
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Marc Ecko's Getting Up: Contents Under Pressure
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Journey to Jaburo
|Bandai
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]] 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|PSUnderground Summer Sampler
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Mega Collection Plus
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] II
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] III
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Space Channel 5: Special Edition
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Taiko Drum Master
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Tekken Tag Tournament
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Unreal Tournament
|Infogrames
|Sony PlayStation 2
|
|-
|''Age of Booty
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Aquatopia
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core 4
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Astro Tripper
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Beats
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bionic Commando Rearmed
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Bioshock
|2K Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Blast Factor
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $8 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Gameloft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Brutal Legend|Brütal Legend]]'''''
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Burnout Paradise
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $67 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz!: Quiz TV
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $31 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Buzz! Junior: RoboJam
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Calling All Cars
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Championship Sprint
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Dark Sector
|D3 Publisher
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Dead Space
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Disgaea 3: Absence of Justice
|NIS America
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $65 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Dragon Ball Z: Burst Limit
|Atari
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Droplitz
|Atlus
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
|Bethesda
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Game of the Year Edition"
|-
|''Elefunk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Enchanted Arms
|Ubisoft
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[The Eye of Judgement]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''flOw
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Folklore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''[[wikipedia:Giant Enemy Crab|Genji: Days of the Blade]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Go! Puzzle
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $3 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Go! Sports Ski
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Go! Sports Skydiving
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $12 spent on DLC.
|-
|''GripShift v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Gauntlet II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] 3: Legends of Rock
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Aerosmith
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] Hits
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Guitar Hero]] World Tour
|Red Octane
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Gunstar Heroes
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Heavenly Sword
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''High Stakes: Poker Edition
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''High Velocity Bowling
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Jeopardy!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Joust
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Killzone 2
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $6 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lair
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Last Guy
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
|Lego Media
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Lemmings
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Linger in Shadows
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|'''''[[LittleBigPlanet]]
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $98 spent on DLC.
|-
|''LocoRoco Cocoreccho!
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mainichi Issho
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Marvel Ultimate Alliance
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mega Man 9
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Mesmerize
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $4 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Mirror's Edge
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam: Crossfire
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Mortal Kombat II
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Motorstorm
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Namco Museum Essentials
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Noby Noby Boy
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Novastrike
|Tiki Games
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Nucleus
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''PAIN
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $41 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Eden Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Monsters Encore
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $9 spent on DLC.
|-
|''PixelJunk Racers
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Piyotama
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Q*Bert v2.0
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rag Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampage
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Rampart
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank Future
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Resistance: Fall of Man
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Chris’s 25th acquisition for the PlayStation 3
|-
|''Rock Band
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Rock Revolution
|Konami
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Sega Superstars Tennis
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''The Simpsons Game
|Electronic Arts
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Siren: Blood Curse
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Snakeball
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $2 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] The Hedgehog
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $7.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Unleashed
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $18 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Soul Calibur]] IV
|Bandai/Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Premium edition"; approximately $33.50 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Spider-Man 3
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"
|-
|''Stranglehold
|Midway
|Sony PlayStation 3
|"Collector’s edition"; approximately $15 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Street Fighter IV
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $20 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Stuntman Ignition
|THQ
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Rub a Dub
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Super Stardust HD
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Super Street Fighter II Turbo HD Remix
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Supersonic Acrobatic Rocket-Powered Battle-Cars
|Psyonix
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Tekken 5: Dark Resurrection
|Namco
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Timeshift
|Sierra
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Toy Home
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $7 spent on DLC.
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]]: Revenge of the Fallen
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $10 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Trash Panic
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Untold Legends: Dark Kingdom
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Virtua Fighter 5
|Sega
|Sony PlayStation 3
|
|-
|''Warhawk
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Approximately $19 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Watchmen: The End is Nigh Part 2
|Warner Bros.
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wheel of Fortune
|Sony
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
|Capcom
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Wolfenstein 3D
|Activision
|Sony PlayStation 3
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Ape Escape Academy
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Escape ~ On the Loose
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ape Quest
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Armored Core: Formula Front - Extreme Battle
|Agetec
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury - Blazin' Trails
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''ATV Offroad Fury Pro
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Brain Challenge
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Brooktown High
|Konami
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Bust-A-Move Deluxe
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''BUZZ! Master Quiz
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Carol Vorderman's Sudoku
|Secret Stash
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Crash Tag Team Racing
|Universal Interactive
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Darkstalkers Chronicle - The Chaos Tower
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Daxter
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''echochrome
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]; approximately $5 spent on DLC.
|-
|''Every Extend Extra
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''EXIT
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gangs Of London
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Go! Sudoku
|Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''God of War - Chains of Olympus
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''God of War - Chains of Olympus Special Edition: Battle of Attica
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Gripshift
|Red Mile
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Guilty Gear Judgement
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gunpey
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Gurumin - A Monstrous Adventure
|Mastiff Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Harvey Birdman - Attorney At Law
|Capcom
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Hot Pixel
|Atari
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Infected
|Majesco
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Killzone Liberation
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Kingdom of Paradise
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lego Stars Wars II: The Original Trilogy
|Lego Media
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Locoroco
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Lumines II
|BVG
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mercury Meltdown
|Ignition
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Mind Quiz
| Ubisoft
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''MLB 07: The Show
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Mobile Suit Gundam - Battle Royale
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|A Japanese import
|-
|'''''[[PaRappa the Rapper]]
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Patapon
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''PQ Practical Intelligence Quotient
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Puzzle Challenge Crosswords and More
|Crave
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sampler Disc for PSP Vol.1
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Sega Genesis Collection
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Snoopy Vs. the Red Baron
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''SOCOM U.S. Navy SEALs Fireteam Bravo
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Sonic]] Rivals 2
|Sega
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Space Invaders Extreme
|Taito
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Combat Ops
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|Downloaded via the [[PlayStation Network]]
|-
|''Syphon Filter: Logan's Shadow
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|A demo disc
|-
|''Tekken: Dark Resurrection
|Bandai Namco Games
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''The Con
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|'''''[[Transformers]] - The Game
|Activision
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ultimate Block Party
|Conspiracy
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Wipeout Pure
|Sony
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''WTF: Work Time Fun
|D3
|Sony PSP
|
|-
|''Ah! My Goddess the Movie
|Geneon
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[Family Guy]]: Freakin' Sweet Collection
|Fox
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children
|Sony
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Into the Blue
|MGM
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Lords Of Dogtown
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''National Lampoon's Animal House
|Universal
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Saturday Night Live Collection - The Best of Chris Farley
|Lions Gate
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|'''''[[South Park]] ~ When Technology Attacks!
|Comedy Central
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man New Animated Series The Mutant Menace
|Marvel
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Spider-Man 2 UMD Movie
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''STEALTH
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|-
|''Superbad: Unrated Extended Edition
|Columbia
|UMD Movie
|
|}

==See also==
*[[Miyamoto Saga]]
*''[[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]''
*''[[Sonichu Advance]]''
*''[[Sonichu Adventure]]''

==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?mdn5wamumtv The Excel file]
*[http://outerheaven.pastebin.com/f277fb9e2 Purchases from May 7th onward]

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[[Category:Video Games]]