<?xml version="1.0"?>
<feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xml:lang="en">
	<id>https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&amp;feedformat=atom&amp;user=Garfield</id>
	<title>CWCki - User contributions [en]</title>
	<link rel="self" type="application/atom+xml" href="https://sonichu.com/w/api.php?action=feedcontributions&amp;feedformat=atom&amp;user=Garfield"/>
	<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Special:Contributions/Garfield"/>
	<updated>2026-04-24T04:36:05Z</updated>
	<subtitle>User contributions</subtitle>
	<generator>MediaWiki 1.37.6</generator>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_35&amp;diff=61784</id>
		<title>Mailbag 35</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Mailbag_35&amp;diff=61784"/>
		<updated>2010-01-10T21:15:51Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Garfield: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;__NOTOC__'''Mailbag 35''' was uploaded by the [[CWCipedia]]'s Sysop on 8 [[January 2009]].  [[Chris]] answered them on the same day.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris removed 3 letters without saving them.  Two were about [[Asperchu]], and more importantly, how much ''better'' it is than [[Sonichu|Sonichu (comic)]].  The final one was a response to the [[Mailbag 34#Wild weekend|wild weekend]] letter from the prior mailbag, calling Chris out on how gay he acts.  It remains unclear if he's permanently deleting these letters out of rage, or out of fear that his fans might see them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Two of Chris's answers stand out as outright disturbing, one in which he openly advises a man to buy his son a prostitute, and one in which he ''almost'' disagrees with Nazi concentration camps.  Other notable responses include Chris raging against tattoos, advising we go through nine seasons of South Park in order to fully appreciate a joke he stole, and his continual refusal to just fucking kill [[Simonla]] already.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Awaiting Answers==&lt;br /&gt;
===I think he wanted a specific verse===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: captaintuggers@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Chris:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You say that you are against cousin marriage because it is &amp;quot;unholy.&amp;quot; Where in the Bible does it say that God forbids marriage between cousins?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|Oh, I don't know... How about the part where it says DO NOT HAVE RELATIONS WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER OR FATHER OR BROTHER OR SISTER.  It is the SAME THING.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===In which Chris advises a father to buy his son whores===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Michael Jackson|Mike Jackson]] &amp;lt;mikejackson113@hotmail.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hi Chris!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for answering my question in such a quick and mature manner! I suppose I should have told you the ages of my children. I have three kids, two of which are boys and one of which is a girl. Mike Junior is the eldest at 16 years, with my daughter Katherine being the middle child at 15. My youngest (Jeremy) is 8. Mike Jr reads it seperately from the rest of us.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My oldest son has some trouble with the ladies, but he REALLY wants to have sex. He's of legal age in our state. I was thinking of taking him to an escort service and letting him have his first time with one of them. One of my coworkers suggested doing this to help my son gain some self confidence with the ladies, as his father did this for him when he was that age and my coworker has tons of girlfriends. Don't worry, I wouldn't let him go off with any lady that looked diseased or ugly!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I briefly mentioned this to my son during a bonding session while we were watching some porn. (At your suggestion I stopped showing it to the two youngest children.) He really seemed to like the idea, although his mother is adverse to it. I don't want to make my heartsweet angry, so I figured that I'd ask you.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Is it ok for me to buy my son sex? He's at the age of consent where we live and he's been asking me lately if I was actually serious about it. He thinks that it would be a great way to get his hormones in check as well as practice speaking to women.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Thanks for the advice!!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Mike}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|I would agree to this step for your son.  It would definitely be a self-confidence booster.  I highly recommend making sure the woman was tested and checked to be S.T.D.-Free beforehand.  And maybe do this once or twice (twice if the first time goes off prematurely and awry).  To your wife, I say this.  Madam, I understand how you feel about this as a considerate and caring mother, but you have to open your mind and heart; your children have to grow up sometime, and the first sexual intercourse is a Big Step in that.  Have faith in your son practicing it safely and responsibly.  And another expression comes to mind, and I hope it does not offend you, madam.  &amp;quot;Cut the Umbilical Cord.&amp;quot;  --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===When they talk about sharing needles that's not what they mean===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Mark Landry &amp;lt;modat5@yahoo.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey Chris,&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
What's the deal with not getting a tattoo? Are you afraid that it'll hurt? Because I can tell you for a fact it doesn't. I've got tattoos all up my arms and a huge piece on my back and they never hurt me when I got them. Also, the amount of pussy I've gotten because of them is mind blowing! Chicks really dig tattoos man, but don't be wearing that piece of shit fake tattoo you got from [[Guitar Hero]]: Metallica, that'll turn them off.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|It's not the pain that bothers me, but how about the DIRTY NEEDLES; they are likely NOT to have been cleansed between uses, and DISEASES can be transferred.   THINK ABOUT IT!}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===No comment===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu &amp;lt;albasperchu@live.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Christian,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I am deeply hurt.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You called me self-gloated, self-boasting, and self-egotistical. I can imagine no more hurtful words than these.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
If I was any of those things, don't you think I would have put myself in my comics? Because that is what an self-egotistical person would do, right? They say you never write yourself into your own work, as it is disastrous for writing. I followed that rule and kept it all about ASPERCHU, not myself.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, not entirely ASPERCHU. I did include Sonichu in my comic. And YOU. but not MYSELF. I included YOU because I wanted your approval, that's all.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I hope you feel good about causing so much pain.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alec Benson Leary}}&lt;br /&gt;
''Chris added a reply template to this letter, but never typed a response.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===No comment II: Electric Boogaloo===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Alec-chan Asperchu &amp;lt;albasperchu@live.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
One more thing, Mr. Weston Chandler: Can you tell me how exactly my ASPERCHU is a Parody of your Sonichu, when ASPERCHU has the Aspergers, which you say is NOT RELATED to the Autism? I asked you this in my last letter, but you did not read it apparently. Consider the Question, as I believe it will set you STRAIGHT.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Alec Benson Leary}}&lt;br /&gt;
''Chris left this letter in mailbag 35, but made no effort to answer it at all''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===In which Chris tells us that we need to go look up what he stole from===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Ben Hat Dick &amp;lt;ben3156@live.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Chris,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
As I was reading [[Sonichu 10|Sonichu issue 10]], I noticed on page 32 that The Devil was quoted in saying &amp;quot;Where the hell would I go, Detroit?&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Being from Detroit, this slightly offended me. Why did you say Detroit Chris? I see this as a rude remark on the great city that birthed Techno Music. (Not to mention amazing artists like Madonna, The White Stripes, The Von Blondies and Andrew WK)}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|I was quoting an episode of '''South Park'''; it was the one right after Eric started preaching the word of God and Jesus and opened his own church to save the children.  While in Hell, Satan was going into the damned relationship with this dude, after he ended it with Saddam.  Saddam said the line, after he returned after Satan killed him, &amp;quot;Well where was I going to go, Detroit?&amp;quot;  Look it up on YouTube or within the first 9 Seasons available for Instant Streaming to your Computer, Playstation 3, HEXBox or compatible cable box from '''Netflix'''.  --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris isn't racist, he just hates black people===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Some One &amp;lt;someone_309@hotmail.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Hey Chris, you said that although you feel comfortable around other races, you still refuse to date a [[Niggos|black woman]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Are you willing to date a Asian, Native or Hispanic woman?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, can you please explain, in detail, why you refuse to date a Black women? I do not think that race would matter in holding a happy relationship.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|Firstly, I would date Asian, Native or Hispanic women, as well as women of all other countries.  Second, call me Old Fashioned, but I never saw a black woman being my wife in any of my dreams of me and my white baby daughter.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Male pattern lying===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Stephanie Liberman &amp;lt;theinitialsoreness@yahoo.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
My dad is going bald like you.  Do you think he should get a toupee or just wear hats from now on? }}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|I am not going bald.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===It's entirely possible Chris actually believes what he's saying here===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Harry Huu &amp;lt;harry.r.huu@gmail.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
A GamePlace employee told me why you were banned from the store. He said it was because you harrassed kids(yelling at them and acting childish eve thought you are an adult) and Snyder used an excuse to get you out of the store.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
So why were you really kicked out of Wendy's. did you harass kids?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Yawning Squirtle rocks! Bill the scientist is meh.}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|I have never harassed any children.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===DO IT FAGGOT===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Evang7 &amp;lt;evang7@gmail.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris, just kill Simonla already for the love of god.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Evan&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
simonchucomics.deviantart.com}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|NO.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: habanerochillidog@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chris,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You said that [[Magi-chan]] monitors people to make sure they don't do anything homosexual. Are you seriously saying that Magi-chan psychically watches everyone in [[CWCville|CWCVille]] have sex, to make sure it's not homo, or otherwise deviant? That's nothing but a disgusting invasion of privacy. Why anyone would choose to live in a city where a purple hedgehog watches you have sex with your significant other every night is utterly beyond my comprehension. Can you enlighten me as to why anyone lives in CWCVille?}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|It is a clean, secure, orderly and safe city.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===If Chris hates asperchu so much, why is he advertising for him?===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: ilastsawmymarbles18723@gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hello! I really love your comic, I've been following it almos ever since you put it up on the Internet. I was so happy to see that Sonichu and Asperchu are friends, maybe they can team up and fight evil together in your comic too?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also this is just so cute! http://tinyurl.com/y9hu5za&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Did you contribute your artistic skill to that wiki? It looks really nice! It could use some more info about Sonichu though, and his friendship with Asperchu. Maybe you could help them out there? Most of it is free to edit!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Well, thanks! Keep on zapping to the extreme!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
- Marbles}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|Sonichu, Rosechu and I have NO ASSOCIATION WHATSOEVER With &amp;quot;Asperchu&amp;quot;.  --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Funny, that's the same advice we keep giving Chris===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: [[wikipedia:Snatcher|Gillian Seed]] &amp;lt;gillianseed@suremail.info&amp;gt; &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''&amp;quot;Go watch &amp;quot;The 40-Year Old Virgin.&amp;quot;''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Looks like you didn't read my email. Yes, I've seen the 40 Year Old Virgin. Why else would I bring it up?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Looks like you haven't seen it, so let me explain. It was a comedy, where the joke was a 40 year old who loses his virginity. Emphasis on &amp;quot;joke.&amp;quot; Also, keyword here being &amp;quot;comedy.&amp;quot;  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know, &amp;quot;comedy&amp;quot; in the same sense that anvils falling out of the sky is comedy?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sadly though, real life isn't as funny. In real life, you don't walk into a bar and say ouch. You walk into a bar and order a drink. And when you turn 30, you don't lose your virginity.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also another fun fact. Notice how the character and name of the movie is still called &amp;quot;40 Year Old Virgin&amp;quot; despite the fact that he isn't one at the end?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Real life is the same. A guy who loses his virginity at 18 or 20 is considered normal. A guy who was still a virgin at 30 is a stigma that never goes away.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Do you want to be remembered forever as guy who was the 30 year old virgin? Or even 31, 32, or even worse?&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Just trying to help. I'd hate to see anyone end up like that.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
Gillian Seed}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|I have had a copy of the DVD of the movie, UNRATED, since the day it came out on DVD, and I have watched it over 20 times.  And to the rest of your e-mail, I say you have YOUR OWN ISSUES to make ammends to.  Go See a Psychiatrist.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===In which Chris almost figures it out===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Dr. [[Wikipedia:Josef Mengele|Josef Mengele]] &amp;lt;JosfeMegele@auschwitztdoctors.net&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Dear Christian,&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
My name is Josef Mengele, I am a doctor studying homosexuals and seeking proper treatment for them. I recently read your most recent issue about homosexuals being cured by your blood to stop the gay gene and I must say I am impressed by your intelligence with regards to homosexuality and knowing it is genetic.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
I have several proposals for dealing and treating with homosexuals and I was wondering if I could get some cross examination of my theories from a like minded individual.  I believe that we are very close to isolating the elusive “gay gene” in the human genome list. However, finding gays who want to be cured is very hard work! I have proposed to my government body on many occasions the marking of homosexuals, (making them wear rainbow emblems on themselves at all times), and the gathering of homosexuals onto trains and planes to take them to camps where we can better study them and hopefully find a final solution to the homosexual problem. Some people -- mainly the homosexuals -- get really offended when I suggest this… Then again they’re gay and don’t know any better.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Am I wrong in my idea that we should mark homosexuals with a friendly pin so people know they are gay? I think it would be most helpful if we could gather them all up and study them in one location! After all if we are able to implement the [[Wikipedia:Final Solution|final solution]] and rid homosexuality forever wouldn’t it be a good thing?  I think homosexuals need to see that this is for the betterment and good of mankind and cooperate more.&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Sincerely,&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Dr. Josef Mengele}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{EmailReply|Your ideas are good, but I do see flaws on them; the wearing of pins would be considered Manditory, yet this a Free Country with Civil Rights; the individuals may choose NOT to wear them even though they have them.  And of course they would resist even volunteering to go to a Camp; just the word, Camp, gives the impression of the days when the Jews were oppressed by Hitler (Anne Frank comes to mind), and that is not a good image.  If you want their cooperation, you have to give the impression that they are not going to feel Forced.  With such, I would recommend the term &amp;quot;Camp&amp;quot; not be used, but use a term that gives a more positive impression on the Study and the Ideas.  And lessen the required number for the study; maybe select 5 or 10 homosexual individuals to help, and offer compensation.  --[[User:ChrisChanSonichu|ChrisChanSonichu]] 05:58, 9 January 2010 (CET)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Rejected Mailbag==&lt;br /&gt;
''Chris deleted the first three letters without placing them in any of the rejected mailbags''&lt;br /&gt;
===Jivin ain't never getting tied down===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: [[Wikipedia:Fred_West|Fred West]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Dear Chris,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
In your amazingly drawn Asperchu comics I was wondering if the character Jivin will ever find his true eternal heartsweet?&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
Fred West}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Chris loses another &amp;quot;fan&amp;quot;===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Anthony R. &amp;lt;anthony197930@hotmail.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
Chris,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
After your disrespectful response to my previous e-mail, I wanted to let you know that I am ABANDONING you and your comic FOREVER. You see, I have found a much more superior product in Asperchu (http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu), and I will never ever read your comic again. You should learn that fans should be treated with respect, and the way that you treat your fans is unacceptable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Normally, I would say, &amp;quot;until next time&amp;quot; here, but since I will never talk to you again, I will just bid you adieu.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
-Anthony R.}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===If Chris wasn't so gay, he would have nothing to worry about===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Chet Wallace &amp;lt;mississippimudboghellnite@aol.com&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hey asshole,&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Don't edit out lines from my email and pretend I never said them like the little chickenshit pansy you are. I said if you secretly taped a girl having sex with you and put it on the internet people would think you were a pervert and it would do nothing at all to prove your heterosexuality. I've seen videos of you drinking your own semen, wearing adult diapers, and videos of you dancing naked with an imaginary gay man (I think you called him &amp;quot;Ivan&amp;quot;) in your bathroom. People will just think you're a pervert who drinks his own semen, wears adult diapers, pretends to dance naked with men in the shower AND gets off on secretly filming chicks without their consent. I mean, maybe if you didn't go around acting like a fag people wouldn't call you gay.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Chet&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
(P.S. I am not a homophobe)}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Ain't no sex like jail sex===&lt;br /&gt;
{{Email|From: Madison B. Henderson &amp;lt;mhendersonb@yahoo.ca&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hello, Christian&lt;br /&gt;
 &lt;br /&gt;
You said that you intend to video tape yourself having sex with a woman against her wishes. This is extremely illegal and considering your arrest record, you would go straight to prison, where you belong. It doesn't matter that you intend to blurr out her face. Guys like you are used like sexual currency in prisons and you should bear that in mind before you commit this grievous crime. Any Americans reading this should report you to the police to stop you commiting the crimes you have threatened to do.}}&lt;br /&gt;
''Chris added a reply template to the bottom of this letter, but failed to answer it.''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Questions==&lt;br /&gt;
Q. Would you be willing to preform oral sex on a woman?&lt;br /&gt;
A: Yes I would.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Q. You often attempt to scare your trolls by stating they will go to hell. Some of your trolls do not believe in hell, what do you have to say to them?&lt;br /&gt;
A: Firstly, it is NOT a &amp;quot;scare tactic&amp;quot;, IT IS FACT.  And second, I say &amp;quot;Well, Believe it or not.  You are Not Dead Yet.&amp;quot;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Q. Have you ever thought about documenting your daily life? Kind of like a reality show?&lt;br /&gt;
A: The topic has come to mind, yet I do not feel it appropriate yet.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Q. Do you eat at restaurants other than McDonalds or Burger King?&lt;br /&gt;
A: Yes, namely Golden Corral, Country Cookin' and iHop.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Q. Do you ever consider playing Guitar Hero on expert instead of hard?&lt;br /&gt;
A: I have played on Expert, and it is good.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Q. What do you argue about with your dad?&lt;br /&gt;
A: A number of things; I would not know where to begin on making the list of dumb topics he comes up with.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Q. Why do you want to get the original Power Rangers back together? They're 40, no longer fit the costumes, one of them is dead, and one of them went to jail for drunk driving.&lt;br /&gt;
A: Originally, I meant ONLY to '''Revive Zordon'''; I mean PRESIDENTS, POLICE CHIEFS and such Recruiting Power Rangers and Creating Zords?  Not only is it Trite and LAME, it is not as CLASSIC or Good Quality as Zordon.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Q. Do your parents freak out about you playing with girl's toys when you're a grown man?&lt;br /&gt;
A: No, they do not, and I gave that up long ago.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Q. What other ideas did you think of to attract women before you settled on a cardboard sign?&lt;br /&gt;
A: Newspaper/Magazine Ads, Online Dating Sites, Video Dating Services to name a few; THEY COST MONEY.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Q. What do you want to be when you grow up?&lt;br /&gt;
A: I am ALREADY GROWN UP; I am 27 Years Old, going on 28.  I am a great artist, and I am looking forward to an Office Job.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Mailbag}}&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Garfield</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Download_For_Play_Only&amp;diff=59415</id>
		<title>Download For Play Only</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Download_For_Play_Only&amp;diff=59415"/>
		<updated>2010-01-04T17:49:37Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Garfield: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;&amp;quot;'''Download For Play Only'''&amp;quot;  (Officially '''12262009 - Download For Play Only.MOV''') was uploaded by [[Chris]] on 26 [[December 2009]].  In it, Chris whines about [[video games]], and the lack of ''[[Little Big Planet]]'' merchandise (which is like a wedding ring for the product). Thanks to the camera angle, his premature baldness is very obvious. Chris made this video to discuss the fact that Media Molecule has made user-made Little Big Planet levels downloadable (so that you can play them if you are offline or even edit them). He INSISTS that absolutely NOBODY edit his totally amazing and spectacular levels, but that everyone should most definately download them.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''Official description:''' Also, here's a thought for LBP objects; the shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|dUZ_o1gnxIM}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Eh.  [[Captain's Log]], Stardate Ja-December 26th, 2009.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Hmm.  Yes well, I'm still very- I'm still rather ticked off at uh, [[Jack Thaddeus]].  But, spuh- I have other thoughts that come to my mind as well.  And with uh that I would like to express another thought I had.  &lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
You know with uh, Video Molecule finally giving us the ability to backup the levels we create and download to our my moon, I feel like they should definitely allow us to download- just download the levels without alt- without altering them.  You know, aside from copying them, which would give us the right to alter said those levels.  They should add a download- they should put a download link for all levels, you know like they do on the [[PSP]] version where you have to download them to play them.  They should do that on the uh, levels on the ''LittleBigPlanet'' [[PS3]] community.  Just download - don't alt-wher-where you're not allowed to alter them.  And then from my [[moon]] you can back them up and then play 'em later, offline.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And uh, with that, uh for the time being on my uh episode one level, [''Camera turns to face Chris's TV''] I'm going to.. [''long pause''] make a capab- make it copyable as a-uh big- as a big step within the merchandising rights.  Cuz, you know, I learned something from ''[[Brutal Legend]]'', with- with- from the merch blues, that uh, Jack Black has definitely uh worded well.  You gotta have merchandise because it's like a wedding ring for the product.  And it makes it- and then the [[fans]] will- will continue to support you as long as you have the merchandise a- it's like a wedding ring.  Mm, I don't remember exactly as it was said but y-y-you can find- you can learn how he said it in Brutal legend I'm sure somebody e- somebody uploaded a video on [[YouTube]] somewhere.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway with that, uh I'm gonna take my right [[duck|stick]], flip it to the right, and make the level copyable.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[''Camera turns to tv, where Chris apparently takes some action to make his LBP level copyable.  The camera then turns back to Chris.'']&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And with that I want everybody to- everybody who downloads the level to promise me not to alter it, but only to uh- b-back it up on their hard drive and play it at their own leisure offline.  A-as well as online if you're n- if you don't feel like copying it.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Anyway uh, I ca- and also for the time being until, uh, Media Molecule a-decides to add a download button with non-altering rights to all levels in the PS3 version, I would- I would- I highly suggest that everybody on the ''LittleBigPlanet'' community to make the levels copyable, so that everybody can actually play at their own leisure offline.  The score still gets uploaded you know, as well as the uh continued star ratings.  So I don't see what the big deal is other than that.  And of course, everybody knows who the original author is from association.  Anyway, that's just a thought I had for now.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
And [''annoyed [[sigh|sigh]]''] t- and to go back to the current topic, [[Kill De Jack|kill de Jack...Thaddeus]].  And down with those [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|damn ads]] on the [[CWCipedia]] as well.  I'll leave y'all with that for now, and y'all have a pleasant d-&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Kill De Jack]]|nextlink=[[To Clyde and Jack]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Game Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Garfield</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:War_Paint_Video&amp;diff=59409</id>
		<title>Talk:War Paint Video</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:War_Paint_Video&amp;diff=59409"/>
		<updated>2010-01-04T17:41:19Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Garfield: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Okay, let's get this out of the way:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
That's the same gun he used to shoot the picture of Adam Stackhouse in [[CWC is Angry]].&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
*Another thing to get out of the way: I can totally see his bra through his shirt.  Sweet Jesus. [[User:Alteceastlansing|Alteceastlansing]] 06:35, 15 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
I contributed! Yay! [[User:LStaley416|LStaley416]] 06:13, 15 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
:*Noted!  Also, the typos I'm making in these are just embarrassing.  My bad guys.  --[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:18, 15 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
The guys at YouTube seem to be understanding the last word as &amp;quot;how&amp;quot; (as in &amp;quot;The Stereotypical Indian Greeting&amp;quot;). Now, I'm not sure. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 11:08, 15 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
OCD just kicked in. Hence, a question: what the hell is that faint beep at 0:13 after &amp;quot;and mock and-&amp;quot;? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' &amp;lt;span style=&amp;quot;font-size:smaller;&amp;quot;&amp;gt;([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]])&amp;lt;/span&amp;gt; 17:06, 15 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Whoever added the classic 'crying indian' picture is made of win. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 18:55, 15 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
*Incidentally, [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Eyes_Cody that guy] wasn't a real Indian either. He was an Italian-American who made a career out of playing Indians. --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 02:30, 11 November 2009 (CET)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
awwww snap cwc's got a gun --[[User:Ultrajinx]] needs to learn to sign their comments&lt;br /&gt;
*Technically, it's a Transformers toy that transforms into a gun. And please sign your comments, it's four tildas (~) in a row. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:53, 16 October 2009 (CEST)&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Made the plush breasts link more direct. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 17:41, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Garfield</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=War_Paint_Video&amp;diff=59408</id>
		<title>War Paint Video</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=War_Paint_Video&amp;diff=59408"/>
		<updated>2010-01-04T17:40:42Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Garfield: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;[[Image:CryingIndian.jpg|thumb|right|A Cherokee's reaction after watching this video.]]&lt;br /&gt;
The '''War Paint Video''' (Officially titled '''10142009''', not be confused with [[10142009|another video with same title and posted the same day]]) is a video in which [[Chris]] delivers some sort of poem to the [[trolls]] while wearing &amp;quot;Indian&amp;quot; face paint.  He then proclaims his proud [[Cherokee]] heritage while at the same time showing a complete [[fail|lack of knowledge]] about anything to do with Native American culture by repeating tired old Native American stereotypes.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Also, if one looks close enough, the outline of Chris's [[Sports_bra_photo_series|sports bra]] is visible through his shirt.  There is also a set of [[Plush Breasts]] in the lower left corner of the frame (they are more easily seen in the later [[Brutal Legend]] video).&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{Clear}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==Video==&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
&amp;lt;center&amp;gt;{{#ev:youtube|0A5X8p1gBzs}}&amp;lt;/center&amp;gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
===Transcript===&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Chants]'' Calling all trolls!  Calling all trolls!  You are at-We are at war!  This is war! ''[Normally]'' I will not stand idly by while you take heed and mock and-curse my friends and my family.  For you have dishonored me, and I will not stand for it!  As I stand upon my native Cherokee heritage.  I will-I will hunt you down you damn dirty trolls!  This is war!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
'''''AIYIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAIAI-YI!!'''''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Produces the [[Megatron pistol]] seen in [[CWC is Angry]]]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
Put down your wares and bring yourselves unto me.  I will hun-Or I will hunt you down and really smite thee!  You have been warned with the Cherokee ancestry.&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
''[Pause]''&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Wikipedia:How (greeting)|How!]]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
==External links==&lt;br /&gt;
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiiMeui27Qg How Could You, Chris?]&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Challenge for Clyde II]]|nextlink=[[15 October 2009]]|}}&lt;br /&gt;
{{Troll Videos}}&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;br /&gt;
[[Category: Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Garfield</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:IRC_(04_January_2009)&amp;diff=59402</id>
		<title>Talk:IRC (04 January 2009)</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=Talk:IRC_(04_January_2009)&amp;diff=59402"/>
		<updated>2010-01-04T17:26:34Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Garfield: Created page with 'Can we change the font of the chat? I know that's how they all are ATM, but it's a pain in the ass to read. --~~~~'&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Can we change the font of the chat? I know that's how they all are ATM, but it's a pain in the ass to read. --[[User:Garfield|Garfield]] 17:26, 4 January 2010 (UTC)&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Garfield</name></author>
	</entry>
	<entry>
		<id>https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Garfield&amp;diff=59401</id>
		<title>User:Garfield</title>
		<link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="https://sonichu.com/w/index.php?title=User:Garfield&amp;diff=59401"/>
		<updated>2010-01-04T17:22:45Z</updated>

		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Garfield: &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;hr /&gt;
&lt;div&gt;Garfield is useless. Get back to work.&lt;br /&gt;
NEW FOR 2010- I ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR THIS WIKI&lt;/div&gt;</summary>
		<author><name>Garfield</name></author>
	</entry>
</feed>