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Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV

2010-09-26T18:43:08Z

Gettanonymous: /* Transcript */

[[File:Hmmodel.jpg|thumb|left|What the video is about]]
[[File:ChrisAging.jpg|thumb|Chris <s>in 20 years</s> today]]

'''Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 25 [[September 2010]]. Chris addresses the video to someone called "Lars", the ex-boyfriend of Chris's latest [[sweetheart]], [[Jackie]]. He then proceeds to [[Twin Falling Towers|belittle and disrespect]] the victims of the [[wikipedia:RMS Titanic|Titanic]] disaster by pretending to sink a [[LEGO]] boat, apparently with Lars aboard. The grand finale is Chris destroying the boat and some LEGO characters with his feet.

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==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Lars' Ship has Sunk
| video = {{#ev:youtube|C3mv4UjTblU}}
| stardate = 25 [[September 2010]]
| subject = {{Galpals|text}}, {{Violence|text}}, {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}, {{Smug|text}}
| shirt = {{BrickFestShirt|text}}
| previous = [[Song for Jackie.MOV]]
| next = Current
| saga = {{Jackie|text}}
}}

{{quote|The consequences will never be the same|Chris on breaking LEGO}}

===Transcript===

[[File:Brickfest-back.jpg|thumb|These guys had no idea what was coming]]

Good afternoon. This message goes out to an ex of mine, dear belove- my dear beloved sweetheart's, who goes by the name of Lars. Who had a session [[Chris and English|[means to say "an obsession"]]], with model boats! [''Presents Lego boat''] And here is a Titanic-like boat! He is piloting it! Let's see what happens to his boat!

[''Moves "boat" down to an inverted Lego board'']

[''High pitched voice''] "Oh, look at me! I'm sailing in my Titanic-like boat which was originally for my girlfriend! Who is now Christian's girlfriend! And today was our anniversary! This twenty fifth of September - Oh no! What this! A ciberg!"

[''Wails and breaks boat apart'']

It gets better. You know what. Because... [''Provides the camera with an excellent close up on his [[Man Boobs]]''] Here comes the demolition team that finds... th-the remains... of the sunken ship. [''Steps on the "ship"''] Boom! Boom! [''Cackles''] Oh, and here's the captain of the ship! The remains of him anyway! Peoww! [''Crushes figurine underfoot, collapsing a small pile of hoarded books and copybooks by accident, then zooms in''] [[Clyde_is_Weaker_than_Water|Weak as dirt]].

[''Points upwards''] [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Jessi_Slaughter The consequences will never be the same.] Lars, [[I AM STRONG|you are no match for me and my]] [[obesity|muscles]]. [''A faint voice, perhaps [[Barb]], says "Hello"'']

[''Licks his lips as if about to speak again - video ends'']

==See also==

*[[Jackie]]
*[[Twin Falling Towers]], in which Chris mocked another tragedy

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CWC's Message for Ivy

2010-09-18T17:01:05Z

Gettanonymous:

[[File:ChrisInYourDreams.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of the horrors within.]]
On 20 [[March 2009]], [[Chris]] released a short video on [[YouTube]] where he absolutely loses his mind as he professes his love for his new e-girlfriend [[Ivy]]. The video was deleted and reposted by Chris 4 days later. This video will chill your soul.

This is a notable video as it is primarily shot close up with an emphasis on Chris's face, against the one part of his room with nothing plastered over it, and making no attempt to establish the validity of the video by either showing of the [[high school ring]] or his (new) [[medallion]]. Oh and it's also notable for being arguably the creepiest and most soul-scarring video Chris has ever created.

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==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC's Message for Ivy
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rF_wcu8IVaY}}
| Stardate = 20 [[March 2009]]
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Crazy.png]] Crazy
| Saga = [[Image:ivy_saga.png]] [[Ivy]] Saga
| previous = [[CWC_Update_18_March_2009_More_Updated#Director.27s_Cut|CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated (Director's Cut)]]
| next = [[CWC_Music_Video_Holding_Out_For_a_Hero#Video|CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

[''in a voice similar to one used to talk to a baby with''] Hi, Ivy. I love you! I can't stop thinking about you. Mmm, anyway, for both occasions I can say, "GOOD MORNING! Wish you a happy day!", or, as you go off to sleep, I can say "Good night! I'll be in your dreams!" I love you!

[''blows kiss and starts to sing''] ♪ Ivy, Ivy, love you. Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, at least you're not the poisonous kind. ♪

[''in his more regular tone of voice''] Seriously, though, I love you, Ivy. I believe you all around.

[''like a serial killer''] Keep a happy thought.

== Remixes ==
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| name = Chris Chan raeps your dreams - remix
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| Stardate = 30 November 2009
| Maker = ujustgotpwned2008
| Subject = [[Chris]]
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|-
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| name = Chris Chan stares into Ivy's soul while I play fitting music
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| Stardate = 29 March 2009
| Maker = Djinn101
| Subject = [[Chris]]
| Video Type = Remix
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| video = {{#ev:dailymotion|xczkzz_cwc-s-demonic-incantation-for-ivy_webcam}}
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| Maker = BreadGod
| Subject = [[Chris]]
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For My Sweetest Ivy

2010-05-21T04:31:09Z

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{{quote| You know, '''''MY MOMMY AND I...'''''| Anybody (especially a male) over the age of 5 who calls their mother "mommy" is [[Christian Weston Chandler|a very scary individual]].}}

{{quote| I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together.|Chris.}}

{{quote| Thank you for giving me another colorful character to see in my nightmares.|'Lauren', WBCN listener and resident of Bostonia.}}

On 1 [[May 2009]], Chris sends a message to [[Ivy]] promising smoothies, ''Gilligan's Island'', ''[[Family Guy]]'', masses of porn-based [[sex]], ''[[Guitar Hero]]'', a romantic walk through the [[Fashion Square Mall|mall]] and many places with "green and sunlight" for the [[Crass and Champ|hermit crabs]]. On 12 May, this video was discussed on [[Toucher and Rich Segment|the morning show of Boston radio station WBCN]]. During the radio show, several normal, unenlightened people discuss how much of a creepy fuck Chris is.

Chris, for whatever reason, has elected to wear an actual suit for this video. The orange shirt he is wearing suggests this is the outfit he had in mind drawing himself at his [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|wedding]] and [[Giant Penis Comic|honeymoon]]. Whether it's the slimming effect of black or the fact that he's in clothing other human beings might ever consider wearing, Chris actually looks halfway presentable, at least by [[Chris and fashion|usual standards]]. Unfortunately, he then ruins the effect by speaking.

This video, even in comparison to the rest of the Ivy Saga, might be the hardest to stomach of all of Chris's 400+ videos.

==Video==

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| name = For My Sweetest Ivy
| image = {{#ev:youtube|nBUzZowEt1E}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 1 May 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = {{Sex}} [[Sex]]
| Saga = {{Ivy}} [[Ivy]] Saga
| Shirt = {{RedShirt2}} Red Stuttgart
| previous = [[ShutUpBrain and WakeUpBrain]]
| next = [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

Hey [[Ivy]]! I'm doing this video for yoooou. Oh, we are gonna have so much ''fun together'' when you and I are together! Hmmm! You know, '''my [[Barbara Chandler|mommy]] and''' I--my, my family and I will come and meet you at the airport. And you know, your choice so--take you to your hotel or, uh, bring you back to...my house, hmmm. I mean, uh, you know, we'd be hanging around so much and sharing so many [[Chris and English|fondful]] memories.

Hmm. And you know, I few--I know a few good places in [[Charlottesville]], you know, I think it's, you know, I'll take you there, we'll get some [[McDonalds|good things to eeeeeat]], and we’ll hang ooouut. We’ll have so much fun. We’ll, uh, [[Rape|have a good time together]], you know. I know a place that serves some great smoothies. Uh, yeah, the cafe, in Charlottesville. Good place. Serves good smoothies! And you know, we can enjoy a movie in the theater, or in--at home, or watch a television rerun. ''[[Family Guy]]''! Heh. ''Family Guy''! Or, uh, [[I Love Lucy]] or I got some—I got the entire series of ''Gilligan's Island'', hmmm. Hoo-hoo! Hmm, and we can make some music together on ''[[Guitar Hero]]''. Hmmm. Well, you can sing, I got a microphone. I'm thinking about getting drums. [''Makes a drum sound'']

Hmmm, yeah. And you know, I will see you in the--I look forward to the eventuality of, uh, you and me having our sex time together. Hmmm, I'll do you so many--I'll—-I’ll do my best to pleasure you and keep you satisfied, my sweetest Ivy, just for you. ''Just for you!'' Hmmm! I know a number of good positions and massages, hmm. Hmmm. And, you know, I know a number, uh, places we could walk around at, you know. We could walk about the mall! We could walk about the [[University of Virginia|UVA]] grounds! Good places where there's plenty of green and sunlight.

Hmm, and wa--we can walk the [[Crass and Champ|hermit crabs]] together, hmm, talkin’ about—somethin’ like, how you might like to--how you might walk your hermit crabs, hmmmm. Hmmmm, so, you know, wonderful memories! Wonderful memories! We're gonna have lots of fun. We’re gon--I'll do my best--I'll do my best to keep you entertained, show you a good time, when we're having a good time. And I promise, I’ll remain your good boy forever and for always. And to get, uh, my [[Trolls|friends up I've been talking to uh, between on the Internet, and in real life--my real friends]], they can vouch for me on, uh, how good a boy I have been. Being a good boy just for you, Ivy. I love you so much, I love you so muuuuch! [''Pretends to hug her''] Hmmmm. Hmmm, look at me smile, hmm. It's a nice smile. Because I love you, Ivy! I love you so much. I ran out of details. [''Laughs''] I don't know. I guess I'll sing you a song.

[''Sings a variation of [[Wikipedia:Jolly Holiday|"Jolly Holiday"]] from ''[[Mary Poppins]]'', attempting to imitate Dick Van Dyke's cockney accent'']

It's a jolly ‘oliday 
With Ivy 
Ivy makes my heart so light 
When the skies are grey 
And ordinary 
Ivy makes the sun shine bright. 
Oh, happiness is blooming 
All around ‘er 
The daffodils are smiling 
At the doves 
When Ivy holds my hand 
I feel so grand 
My 'eart starts beating 
Like a big brass band! 

[''Mimes waving his hat over his head as he sinks to the floor, with his Playstation controller as the hat'']

It's a jolly holiday with Ivy 
No wonder that it's Ivy that I love. 

You know something else, [[Chris and His Ego|I should have uh, thought of--of doing this before, you know, to feel more positive]], highlight for anybody who, uh, goes back on information. I should recreate, uh, something for [[MySpace]] or [[Facebook]] with all the positive highlights and all the true details that would not, uh, be, uh, somehow twisted in any erroneous way. I'll work on that. I will work on that. Because it's [[lie|the honest truth from my head]]. From my head. I love you so much Ivy. I love you! I love youuu. [''Blows a kiss to the camera''] Talk to you later, [[sweetheart]].

[''Jump cut'']

And also to your [[Keino|father]] the [[jerkops|policeman]], I salute him with my [[Wikipedia:Scout_sign_and_salute#Cub_Scouts.27_two-finger_salute|Cub Scout salute]] that I have favored for so long.

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05142010

2010-05-16T15:55:43Z

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{{Rename}}

'''05142010''' is a 15 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his [[fanbase]] by discussing the [[death]] of a girl who was [http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/05/sports/05lacrosse.html murdered by her boyfriend] after [[Matthew_5_27,_CWC_Confessions|cheating]] on him. The girl in question attended the [[University of Virginia]] located in [[Charlottesville]], which seems to be the only reason why Chris knows or cares about her.

In the past, Chris has stated that he's willfully ignorant of current events (in one of his [[IRC (22 December 2008)|IRC fan chats]], he explained that he hates "bad news") and hearing him discuss something of national interest is a rarity. After this, he goes on to blame the [[trolls]] and [[autism]] for his problems with females.

In this video, a new shirt emerges which seems to say "I got what I deserve." However the last word is partially illegible due to it being stuck between his rolls of stomach [[McDonalds|fat]] and his man tits.

Also of note in this video is the shocking realization that "women will not fall into [his] lap"-- an event which he has counted on happening for years. Confirmation that Chris is getting outside help? Maybe.

==Video==

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| name = 05142010
| video = {{#ev:youtube|IThZIRAMNbc}}
| stardate = 15 [[May 2010]]
| subject = {{Autism|Life}}
| style = {{Tragedy|text}}
| shirt = {{PityShirt|text}}
| previous = [[100_2178]]
| next = Current
}}

==Transcript==

[''A loud fan is humming in the background.'']

[[Captain's log]], the 14th of, uh May, 2010. [''adjusts his glasses''] I would like to take this, uh, brief moment to... talk about, uh, a loca- local... recent events. Like, uh, yeah, I understand... recen- I understand recently that there was a girl who was, uh, murdered at UVA by her ex-boyfriend. She was on the lacrosse team. [''glasses removal''] It was very sad... for a- for a woman. He just kicked the door in and [[I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD|banged her head against the wall]], and totally ruined her right side and- right side of her head. She died from that.

And then she- and then he [[Chris and English|tooked]] her computer, 'cause apparently there was some... there was an email on there that he sent her. And he didn't want that to get out. Sure it got out by now. [''pause''] That's very sad. I h- and I, uh, hope that- I hope that, if they haven't done so already, that the lacrosse team for UV- for UVA... wins, in memory of that- in memory of that girl.

And yeah, it was not an accident. He- as, as so that the, uh, dude claims to say as it was. 'Cause if he had not- if he had no intention of killing her, he would- he would not have banged her against the wall. No accident. He should get a whole- he should get [[Chris and the Law|like 20 years in jail. That's what he deserves for that.]] He deserves jail time and hard time... banging rocks, making license plates. So he can repay... [[Monthly tugboat|debt to society]] for... the ''shock'' from this girl's murder.

And also, uh... yeah, uh, also the other events around the world, uh... yeah, slip my mind right now, but... I am- well, I do watch the news. And, uh, when I have a thought about a recent event I feel is of, uh... good tal- of, uh, worth my talkin' about, then I will. I will record it, and I will... talk about it.

And also, yeah. [[Autism]] another- a little mention about that from my point of view. Uh, ap- apparently, uh, not- not just- uh, the fact that we are unable to soc- unable to socialize... but at least from my point of view, uh... in a crowded- in a crowded event or section, very crowded, where it's not easy for me to [[Chris and his ego|get much attention]]... I- I just wa- I just likely tend to freeze up vocally. I, uh, I can pretty much, uh, do body language fair enough, but it's like... can't get a word out... of my throat. Even, not even so much as a hello.

[''puts his fist to his forehead, apparently [[stress]]ed'']

[[Lie|I am not a bad man]]. I am not- have no... [[Chris and rape|intention]]- uh, anything [[Chris and anger|negative]] of [[Death threats|that sort]]. I'm just ver- I'm just... damn shy from the autism. Freezing me up. And I am working on that. I just... need he- I just need help from... my-- I just need help from my fr- from my ''real'' friends, real people... 'Cause I can't just expect... women that fall into my lap like that. I mean, if was that easy, then- if it was that easy, then... at this point, especially over the Internet... [[Blanca|Definitely]] [[PandaHalo|be]] [[Julie|an]] [[Ivy|action]] [[Kacey|of]] [[Vanessa Hudgens|a]] [[Sydney Contacts|troll]], so... I can tell- I can tell the difference right there.

Made me [[Virginia is for Virgins|paranoid]]... you did... damn trolls.

[''puts his glasses back on''] Leave you all with that for today, and, uhh... wait 'til another day when I have another thought about recent events. [''flashes the victory sign, then reaches to turn off the camera''] Have a good day.

==References==
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[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2010-05-15]]
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CWCki:Community Portal

2010-03-05T18:12:38Z

Gettanonymous: /* Actual Wikipedia Page? */

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]]

== Welcome to the future ==

Welcome to the glorious future of MediaWiki 1.15.1! MediaWiki 1.11 was really old and busted.

Here are some of the things people should be aware of:
* This version of MediaWiki uses a new markup parser. It's a ''stricter'' parser that works a little bit differently from the old one. Which incidentally means that if you have broken markup somewhere, it might have worked in previous version, but it doesn't work any more at all. You may see a lot of articles that have broken <center> tags. Make sure they're properly balanced!
* There are a few new features that we might put to good use. One is <nowiki>__HIDDENCAT__</nowiki>. You can use it to hide categories that are purely for ''editors,'' and don't actually have stuff that benefits ''readers''. For example, it's used in {{c|Stubs}} and {{c|Articles needing citations}} now.

I'll probably post more when I get inspired. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:19, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
: Some help needed at {{c|Templates}}. Some frequently used templates had consistently broken markup and have missing </center> tags. They also use <table> tags instead of MediaWiki table tags. Take a look at what I did at, say, [[:Template:Needs Images]] to see how to fix all of these, for the GLORIOUS FUTURE. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:37, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

===<nowiki><center></nowiki>===
I'm pretty sure the (center) thing comes when people put a <nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki> inside a <nowiki><center></center></nowiki> tag; quote has its own center tags included, so when MediaWiki parses them both you get two open tags and two close tags. One of the open tags, then, is rendered as text. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:10, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*Problem can also be avoided by changing the 'center' tag on [[Template:Quote]] to CSS; I'll look at it later. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:59, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*That's more difficult than I expected... looks like '''<nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki>''' is going to remain cludgey for the time being, until somebody more patient/learn'd than I takes a crack at it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:30, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

===Broken refs===
Similar issue: Some articles may use <nowiki><ref></nowiki> tags without corresponding <nowiki><references/></nowiki>. Previous version was silent about this, but new version puts a giant big red warning in the end of the articles. If you see it, please add a source section! --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:48, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and/New pages==
There's a lot of newfags, which isn't a bad thing but I think some people who decided to get into editing CWCki since we moved to the new server and who really haven't gotten a feel of how we do things around here. For starters, a lot of people want to start making pages which can be alright, but the problem is that they really don't get when a new page is warranted and when it's not. Particularly, it seems like the "Chris and" series is drawing a lot of attention to this regard.

For starters, let's discuss the "Chris and" series of articles. I think I might have actually come up with it, now that I think about it, mimicking how CWCkipedia might have an article like "x and y" to discuss topics that are too in depth for the main subject article. For example, there might be an article called "Thomas Jefferson and slavery" to discuss his views on slavery since it's such a huge topic that can't reasonably fit in the main Thomas Jefferson article. Same deal here - we could in theory mention this shit on the [[Christian Weston Chandler]] article but that would be huge, especially for topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]]. It would be awkward to call something like "Chris and sex" just "sex" since people know what sex is, what they want to know is Chris's relationship to it.

I think the problem is that every single trait of Chris does not need a lengthy discussion unless it's very notable. Do we need a full page discussion that Chris isn't reliable when it can simply be said "Chris is not very reliable"? Likewise, there's a need for a degree of subjectivity - what is reliability? It's not like Chris sets any deadlines to make. Furthermore, not everything has to be "Chris and." As I said elsewhere, pretty much every article on here could be a "Chris and [x]" article. [[HOMOS]] could easily be "Chris and homosexuality." [[JERKS]] could be "Chris and men." [[Women's rights]] could be "Chris and feminism." Point is, not everything has to be "Chris and." For fuck's sake, be original. Think of a better name. For example, "[[Chris and facts]]" could easily be called "The world according to Chris." Unorthodox but more original.

About new pages in general, seriously, not every little thing about Chris deserves a page if it can be incorporated into existing pages. As long as it's mentioned somewhere, it's cool. Srsly.

Feel free to weigh in on this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:26, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:I like the Chris and: Series, I really do, but It's really only for things that play major, consistent roles in the bizarre story of Chris-Chan. Chris and writing is a good example. The way Chris writes is just so impossibly fucked up that it deserves more than just a single mention in the main chris article, but calling it just "Writing" is weird and awkward.
:I think some of these new articles could really go far. Chris and Authority seems like it could cover an awful lot, but people really need to draft their articles in their sandboxes or talkpages to show what they're aiming for instead of just making a page with the title and a half-paragraph.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:36, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*I have a mind to try a 'Chris and competition' article. Covering not just in regards to how he feels entitled to win all competitions, thats covered in Chris and his ego. I was thinking also about how he views things that he dislikes negatively because he believes it competes with something he does approve of, Such as with the whole 'Aspergers vs Autism' fight that he seems to believe exists. Or his strange idea that Harry Potter sucks for competing with pokemon, even though Harry Potter is a book and movie series and pokemon is a game and anime series. I'm not too sure about whether or not to go ahead with it though. I think it may end up being rather small. Do you think I should go for it, or incorperate it into another article? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:12, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I say go for it. It's one of those weird quirks (of Chris) that we don't really understand because we haven't taken much of alook at it. Maybe start with a thread on /cwc/ to get more ideas/opinions about these things before you start writing. There's also how Chris 'competes' against other boys in his fuck quest, that might already be covered elsewhere, but maybe you could go more in-depth. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:34, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

==Asperpedia==
[[User:Clydec|Clyde]] has started Asperpedia, the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL wiki for [[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]], the electric hedgehog Pokemon with Asperger's syndrome. From what I've gathered from Clyde, it's going to be like a cross between CWCki and CWCipedia. As there's many gifted wiki editors here, I encourage all of you to help out there (particularly with uploading all the comic pages of Asperchu onto there).

Ideally, big things will come from this, wink wink stomp stomp nudge nudge. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'm such a dumbass, here's the [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page link]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:13, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
**I lol'd--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:39, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Quality control jerkops==
I have just promoted [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] as the CWCki's first Quality Control Jerkop to patrol the CWCki to ensure high quality Bavarian standards for CWCki (i.e. pages don't suck). There will be a 30 day probationary period, ending 07 February 2010 so he will have to prove in that period he can help maintain high quality standards for CWCki.

CWCki strives itself on providing top notch info about Chris and the idea is that these new Jerkops will assist in making sure the CWCki doesn't suck and the information is accurate.

Godspeed to Griffintown and if you have concerns about article quality, be sure to mention it to him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

:*I would like to thanks Champthon for the great mark of confidence he did to me by giving me the extra powers needed to keep this place clean. If any member of the CWCki community feels the need to discuss any of my decisions here, please leave me a message on my [[User talk:Griffintown|talk page]]. I am ready to listen to any comment that can make the CWCki site a better reference on everything Chris-Related. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:28, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

I have also promoted [[User:Dude|Dude]] (formerly [[User:Umad|Umad]]) to Quality Control. Same thing as Griffintown, same probationary period. That's it for Quality Control promotions at the moment and I'll review how they do at the end of their probationary period to see if they remain permanently. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:52, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Thank you very much. I have recently been occupying myself with formatting issues and finding homes for [[Special:UnusedFiles|Unused Files]] (thank my meticulous Swiss ancestors), but I will now start being more proactive with page organization and content as well. Please do not hesitate contact me with thoughts, questions, suggestions or critiques! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:12, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Fixing internal links pointing to the old site ==

Apparently people used [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&namespace=0 tons of internal hard links to the old site]. Most of these are simply attempts to link at "tricky to link" entries, like categories and images. (Hint: You can make a link to a category or image if you prefix the link with a :, like <nowiki>[[:Category:Something|Category of Randomness]]</nowiki>.) The above link lists all such links in main namespace, which is pretty important. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:15, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== Stuff that Chris didn't do ==

[[Chris and racism]] currently has a PROTIP that says that Chris never actually used the expression "darkies". It reminds me: Should we have some sort of list of stuff that's often ''attributed'' to Chris, but never happened in real life? (Some other examples that spring in mind: Chris hasn't used the word "niggos" regularly, and he didn't actually have 100% trophies in Sonichu 2006.) Or should we just have some template like the PROTIP template, like this...
{{Box
|title=<div style="text-align: left;">GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL:</div>
|image=Furyofmywrath.jpg
|img_border=1px solid rgb(170, 170, 255)
|img_width=90
|img_height=90
|border=rgb(170, 170, 255)
|head_bg=rgb(170, 170, 255)
|bg=rgb(255, 255, 255)
|width=450
|color=rgb(0, 0, 0)
|text='''Chris never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie". That doesn't make him a non-racist, however.'''
}}
Ideas? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:26, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*I actually like this a lot. This is a good thing for actual distributions to Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The protip thing, that is. It's kinda like a little "Did you know?" thing but should be restricted to common misconceptions about Chris (like the darkies thing). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:14, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
I think it needs the word INDIVIDUAL, for some reason. I think it's fine. Chris is a complicated animal and some of the more subtle things, like race relations, are open to misinterpretation. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 21:13, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

This is a most excellent idea. The template is catchy and allow proper info to flow through. I will use it in the future [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:20, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

== Unofficial Mailbag 41 project ==

I was originally going to have it so Chris would receive e-mails meant for Alec Benson Leary but instead, I did something more plausible by paying tribute to this [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/huttah! Strong Bad e-mail] by having every e-mail talk about Asperchu. Post e-mails in the same vein [[User:Champthom/Mailbag_41|here]] and I'll post them. '''Only rule is please, don't alter the first four e-mails.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:02, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
*P.S. Deadline is like, in 24 hours. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:05, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

== DPF call? ==

So [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJgbVrFasxk these videos] have gotten some attention and it seems like the real deal. On the one hand, some of the people in the call seem like huge fags. On the other hand, there seems to be some nuggets of truth in it. So, should we make a page for this? Consider it "apocryphal?"? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:41, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
*I can't listen to them right now, but I guess if an EDF idiot calls Chris and records it, it's our burden to transcribe it. Also, why the hell don't we have pages for Kacey Calls 2 and 3?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:56, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion: New category ==

Do you guys think that there should be a category for Chris-related media that has appeared publicly? By which I mean things like the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] or the [[McIntire Park]] video that appeared on TV. Basically, anything that's NOT exclusive to the internet. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:01, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
* The two radio shows that featured him could go in that category too, if they had their own page. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 22:29, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there was a 3rd radio show on satellite that mentioned him. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:40, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
**Got it started. I also added the articles that were printed in Nintendo Power, for good measure. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 23:44, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbags vs Simple Questions ==

I think Clyde already made a suggestion along these lines weeks ago, but can't we just replace the mailbags with series of simple questions? Most letters in the mailbags either: (A) insult Chris such that he deletes him, or (B) mix easy and hard questions such that Chris answers the easy questions but conveniently ignores the hard ones. If we replaced (or supplemented) the mailbags with series of questions (and more focused ones than what we're sending now), we could actually get Chris to answer tougher questions. Plus, less reading for Chris = a quicker turn-around time for answers = more opportunities for us to interrogate Chris about specific subjects. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 02:31, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde's original intent was to replace the Mailbag with the questions, hence why he wanted to phase out [[CWCki:Operation Mailbag|Operation Mailbag]]. Unfortunately, Mailbag is a popular feature on CWCipedia and it's more or less devolving into a way to troll Chris than to get genuine information from him. Difference approaches to trolling are at play, I'm afraid. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:52, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Links to articles in heading ==

I think other pages do this, but I know this is particularly the case in [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. I'm not sure if this is good wiki style, as generally a heading shouldn't have a link but rather have a "Main article" link - for instance, the subsection of Sonichu really should have a note that says "Main article: Sonichu" for those who wish to delve into Sonichu. However, we can if we truly want to keep it like it is, but as I've said, let's try and mimic good wiki style. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:55, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Name for CWCki users? ==

Dumb thing to talk about, but any idea for a good term to describe CWCki users? Originally, "CWCkipedians" were used but that's confusing since there's now [[CWCipedia]]. "CWCki users" is used in some cases but it's a bit bland. CWCkians? CWCkifags? You people probably can come up with something better than I can. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:01, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
:CWCronologists. Christorians.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:52, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
*I like Christorians. We already use the term "Christory", so it makes sense to use this too. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:43, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*I am sold to the "Christorians" term. So classy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:07, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
== Today in Christory ==

You guys have really made a mess of the [[Template:Christory|Christory template]] in January! 20+ red links, I'm ashamed! Ofcourse, I'm partially to blame, but I was travelling and under stress and stuff, whilst all of YOU GUYS were playing with your xBoxes and wanking and doing the shit your kind tends to do. So, anyway, I just created all entries for February, but that doesn't mean you can slack off and ignore this again, you lazy editors! Whenever you find time just make a bunch of entries for march and beyong. Get it into your [[autism|routine]]. It's fun. Love and peace. [[Template:Christory]] :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:48, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== 500 intenal servic error. ==

I keep getting these when clicking links. Is this a problem on my end, or is the website having trouble or what?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:21, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
: It's the website's fault - sometimes the site is a bit flaky, especially if you hit potentially intensive operations like page history or RecentChanges. Just try again. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:21, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:Getting the same. Just hit [back] and try again. lol, I got one trying to post this. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:45, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion: A Chris Inactivity Chart ==

Similar to the tracker on the front page for the comics, I think it would be nice to have a tracker for the days that Chris seemingly disappears off the face of the earth. Ever since things... escalated on his CWCipedia, he's been quieter than a North Korean dictator after a stroke. It might be nice just to have an official record of how long our glorious leader goes without making a statement to the masses. May I suggest "'''All Quiet on the Weston Front'''"?
-- [[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 08:35, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*I support this. Its a good idea for a main page feature and its a fairly good pun as well.--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:08, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Interesting idea, but it may be annoying to update it daily to show when Chris isn't inactive those times when he seems to update stuff every day. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Even if I hated this idea, I would support it for the sake of the pun. (And I happen to love the idea.) [[User:Llort|Llort]] 20:58, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

==Quintin Tarantino==

Would anyone be up for an article comparing Chris to Tarantino? Both are insensitive plagiarist, I think something good could be done here.
*No. Sign your comments--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 18:41, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

== Piping ==

Someone, do me a favor - take [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Piping this] and rework it to make it relevant to CWCki.

Seriously, I am tired of fucking shitty piping. "Lack of female companionship" should not pipe to [[Virginia is for Virgins]]. I would personally pipe it to "virgin with rage" or something like that. There's too much shitty piping going on and it needs to stop. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:04, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

* How's [[Help:A Guide to Piping|this]]? [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 02:47, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

== Special assignment ==

I have a special assignment for the CWCki for those who wish to accept it. Prerequisite is you have a LOT of free time.

AIM me or contact me in #sonichu (details on my [[User:Champthom|user page]]) for more information. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:32, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

== Coca-cola ==

Considering how much CWC mentions coca-cola and his whole tangle with the company, should a Coca-Cola page be started? [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 08:15, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
*This isn't the right place to suggest new articles. Also [[CWC Cola]] and [[My Coke Rewards]]. I guess that should cover most relevant shit on sugary kiddie-drinks, so no. :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 03:25, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

===Announcement===

Since no one has risen to the challenge to be a temporary admin, instead I'll just say that until Tuesday, I'll be traveling and thus unable to monitor the CWCki. If there's some dispute how to do shit, sort it out amongst yourselves. If shit gets serious, then ask [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] or [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]. But ideally, I'm sure you're all big boys and girls and can sort things out yourself. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

== We should start a forum dedicated to Chris Chan's failings. ==

The CWCiki is awesome, I will admit. However, I have an great idea that if implanted correctly, will make the forum a success.

Someone here should start a forum dedicated completely to all of Chris Chan's failings. We can talk about anything Chris Chan releated and a lot more.

Does anyone agree? I'll start up the forum if so. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 21:01, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
*How would it be different from [[/cwc/]]? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 21:52, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Or [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] (aside from the fact they aren't letting new people in, though MAYBE cogs will let you in if you edit the CWCki, but I doubt it)? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:55, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Not only other people are doing it better but any Forums based on Chris-Chan will drag some crowd from ED. As much as I love them, I don't want to see 13 y/o EDtards uploading their crap all over the CWCki. Yes, I am a sad bloke but a forum is not worth the extra effort. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:02, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

== Actual Wikipedia Page? ==

While the CWCki is a great source for information on the failure that is Chris, shouldnt we make him more... accessible to a mainstream audience? What im saying is that I believe the mastadonic level of Chris's failure throughout his life is legitamately noteable by the standard of Wikipedia at this point. He could easily be regarded as an "Internet Trolling Victim", and if the article is written from this perspective chances are the Wikiadmins will pass it. Share your thoughts. [[User:Gettanonymous|Gettanonymous]] 17:53, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
*Some people are gonna be like "WE DON'T WANT NEWBS TROLLING CHRIS" but that's not why I'd say that a Wikipedia article on Chris would be a bad idea. Essentially, based on [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Notability|notability guidelines]] on Wikipedia, for someone to be notable, you need for starters significant coverage and reliable secondary sources. To be honest, we're not really reliable since we're pretty biased as fuck, and Chris in the scheme of things isn't really that popular - he's been on maybe one, two big blogs but other than that he's mostly been on ED, random YouTube faggots' pages, etc. There's a lot of bigger Internet celebrities who don't have their own Wikipedia page and it's not the end of the world that they don't have them. Not to mention people regularly try to start a page for Chris and usually get shot down fast and frankly.
:I think CWCki does its best to present Chris to the mainstream better than say, ED. Just because we work to document Chris's fail does not mean we're on some sort of mission though to spread the word or anything like that. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 18:07, 5 March 2010 (UTC)
::It probably is too soon. But the harder Chris fails the more the public will start looking at him. Its only a matter of time before making a wikipedia page titled "Chistian Weston Chandler (Serial Rapist)" will be justifiable. [[User:Gettanonymous|Gettanonymous]] 18:12, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-03-05T18:10:17Z

Gettanonymous: /* Actual Wikipedia Page? */

CWCki:Community Portal

2010-03-05T17:53:44Z

Gettanonymous:

__NEWSECTIONLINK__
The Community Portal is designed to be a public forum to discuss CWCki related affairs for site wide concerns, policy, that sort of thing.

Please consult the archives to make sure your concern hasn't already been posted before:

[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 1]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 2]] 
[[CWCki:Community Portal/Archive 3]]

== Welcome to the future ==

Welcome to the glorious future of MediaWiki 1.15.1! MediaWiki 1.11 was really old and busted.

Here are some of the things people should be aware of:
* This version of MediaWiki uses a new markup parser. It's a ''stricter'' parser that works a little bit differently from the old one. Which incidentally means that if you have broken markup somewhere, it might have worked in previous version, but it doesn't work any more at all. You may see a lot of articles that have broken <center> tags. Make sure they're properly balanced!
* There are a few new features that we might put to good use. One is <nowiki>__HIDDENCAT__</nowiki>. You can use it to hide categories that are purely for ''editors,'' and don't actually have stuff that benefits ''readers''. For example, it's used in {{c|Stubs}} and {{c|Articles needing citations}} now.

I'll probably post more when I get inspired. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:19, 4 January 2010 (UTC)
: Some help needed at {{c|Templates}}. Some frequently used templates had consistently broken markup and have missing </center> tags. They also use <table> tags instead of MediaWiki table tags. Take a look at what I did at, say, [[:Template:Needs Images]] to see how to fix all of these, for the GLORIOUS FUTURE. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 12:37, 4 January 2010 (UTC)

===<nowiki><center></nowiki>===
I'm pretty sure the (center) thing comes when people put a <nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki> inside a <nowiki><center></center></nowiki> tag; quote has its own center tags included, so when MediaWiki parses them both you get two open tags and two close tags. One of the open tags, then, is rendered as text. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:10, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*Problem can also be avoided by changing the 'center' tag on [[Template:Quote]] to CSS; I'll look at it later. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 14:59, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:*That's more difficult than I expected... looks like '''<nowiki>{{quote}}</nowiki>''' is going to remain cludgey for the time being, until somebody more patient/learn'd than I takes a crack at it. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 01:30, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

===Broken refs===
Similar issue: Some articles may use <nowiki><ref></nowiki> tags without corresponding <nowiki><references/></nowiki>. Previous version was silent about this, but new version puts a giant big red warning in the end of the articles. If you see it, please add a source section! --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 14:48, 6 January 2010 (UTC)

==Chris and/New pages==
There's a lot of newfags, which isn't a bad thing but I think some people who decided to get into editing CWCki since we moved to the new server and who really haven't gotten a feel of how we do things around here. For starters, a lot of people want to start making pages which can be alright, but the problem is that they really don't get when a new page is warranted and when it's not. Particularly, it seems like the "Chris and" series is drawing a lot of attention to this regard.

For starters, let's discuss the "Chris and" series of articles. I think I might have actually come up with it, now that I think about it, mimicking how CWCkipedia might have an article like "x and y" to discuss topics that are too in depth for the main subject article. For example, there might be an article called "Thomas Jefferson and slavery" to discuss his views on slavery since it's such a huge topic that can't reasonably fit in the main Thomas Jefferson article. Same deal here - we could in theory mention this shit on the [[Christian Weston Chandler]] article but that would be huge, especially for topics like [[Chris and sex|sex]]. It would be awkward to call something like "Chris and sex" just "sex" since people know what sex is, what they want to know is Chris's relationship to it.

I think the problem is that every single trait of Chris does not need a lengthy discussion unless it's very notable. Do we need a full page discussion that Chris isn't reliable when it can simply be said "Chris is not very reliable"? Likewise, there's a need for a degree of subjectivity - what is reliability? It's not like Chris sets any deadlines to make. Furthermore, not everything has to be "Chris and." As I said elsewhere, pretty much every article on here could be a "Chris and [x]" article. [[HOMOS]] could easily be "Chris and homosexuality." [[JERKS]] could be "Chris and men." [[Women's rights]] could be "Chris and feminism." Point is, not everything has to be "Chris and." For fuck's sake, be original. Think of a better name. For example, "[[Chris and facts]]" could easily be called "The world according to Chris." Unorthodox but more original.

About new pages in general, seriously, not every little thing about Chris deserves a page if it can be incorporated into existing pages. As long as it's mentioned somewhere, it's cool. Srsly.

Feel free to weigh in on this. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:26, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
:I like the Chris and: Series, I really do, but It's really only for things that play major, consistent roles in the bizarre story of Chris-Chan. Chris and writing is a good example. The way Chris writes is just so impossibly fucked up that it deserves more than just a single mention in the main chris article, but calling it just "Writing" is weird and awkward.
:I think some of these new articles could really go far. Chris and Authority seems like it could cover an awful lot, but people really need to draft their articles in their sandboxes or talkpages to show what they're aiming for instead of just making a page with the title and a half-paragraph.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 00:36, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*I have a mind to try a 'Chris and competition' article. Covering not just in regards to how he feels entitled to win all competitions, thats covered in Chris and his ego. I was thinking also about how he views things that he dislikes negatively because he believes it competes with something he does approve of, Such as with the whole 'Aspergers vs Autism' fight that he seems to believe exists. Or his strange idea that Harry Potter sucks for competing with pokemon, even though Harry Potter is a book and movie series and pokemon is a game and anime series. I'm not too sure about whether or not to go ahead with it though. I think it may end up being rather small. Do you think I should go for it, or incorperate it into another article? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 02:12, 30 January 2010 (UTC)
:*I say go for it. It's one of those weird quirks (of Chris) that we don't really understand because we haven't taken much of alook at it. Maybe start with a thread on /cwc/ to get more ideas/opinions about these things before you start writing. There's also how Chris 'competes' against other boys in his fuck quest, that might already be covered elsewhere, but maybe you could go more in-depth. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:34, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

==Asperpedia==
[[User:Clydec|Clyde]] has started Asperpedia, the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL wiki for [[Fan:Asperchu|Asperchu]], the electric hedgehog Pokemon with Asperger's syndrome. From what I've gathered from Clyde, it's going to be like a cross between CWCki and CWCipedia. As there's many gifted wiki editors here, I encourage all of you to help out there (particularly with uploading all the comic pages of Asperchu onto there).

Ideally, big things will come from this, wink wink stomp stomp nudge nudge. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:03, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
*I'm such a dumbass, here's the [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Main_Page link]. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 23:13, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
**I lol'd--[[User:Toughdog6789|Toughdog6789]] 06:39, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Quality control jerkops==
I have just promoted [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] as the CWCki's first Quality Control Jerkop to patrol the CWCki to ensure high quality Bavarian standards for CWCki (i.e. pages don't suck). There will be a 30 day probationary period, ending 07 February 2010 so he will have to prove in that period he can help maintain high quality standards for CWCki.

CWCki strives itself on providing top notch info about Chris and the idea is that these new Jerkops will assist in making sure the CWCki doesn't suck and the information is accurate.

Godspeed to Griffintown and if you have concerns about article quality, be sure to mention it to him. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:44, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

:*I would like to thanks Champthon for the great mark of confidence he did to me by giving me the extra powers needed to keep this place clean. If any member of the CWCki community feels the need to discuss any of my decisions here, please leave me a message on my [[User talk:Griffintown|talk page]]. I am ready to listen to any comment that can make the CWCki site a better reference on everything Chris-Related. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:28, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

I have also promoted [[User:Dude|Dude]] (formerly [[User:Umad|Umad]]) to Quality Control. Same thing as Griffintown, same probationary period. That's it for Quality Control promotions at the moment and I'll review how they do at the end of their probationary period to see if they remain permanently. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:52, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Thank you very much. I have recently been occupying myself with formatting issues and finding homes for [[Special:UnusedFiles|Unused Files]] (thank my meticulous Swiss ancestors), but I will now start being more proactive with page organization and content as well. Please do not hesitate contact me with thoughts, questions, suggestions or critiques! --[[User:Dude|Dude]] 06:12, 12 January 2010 (UTC)

== Fixing internal links pointing to the old site ==

Apparently people used [http://www.cogsdev.org/w/index.php?title=Special:LinkSearch&target=http%3A%2F%2Fcogsdev.110mb.com%2Fcwcki%2F&namespace=0 tons of internal hard links to the old site]. Most of these are simply attempts to link at "tricky to link" entries, like categories and images. (Hint: You can make a link to a category or image if you prefix the link with a :, like <nowiki>[[:Category:Something|Category of Randomness]]</nowiki>.) The above link lists all such links in main namespace, which is pretty important. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 10:15, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

== Stuff that Chris didn't do ==

[[Chris and racism]] currently has a PROTIP that says that Chris never actually used the expression "darkies". It reminds me: Should we have some sort of list of stuff that's often ''attributed'' to Chris, but never happened in real life? (Some other examples that spring in mind: Chris hasn't used the word "niggos" regularly, and he didn't actually have 100% trophies in Sonichu 2006.) Or should we just have some template like the PROTIP template, like this...
{{Box
|title=<div style="text-align: left;">GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL:</div>
|image=Furyofmywrath.jpg
|img_border=1px solid rgb(170, 170, 255)
|img_width=90
|img_height=90
|border=rgb(170, 170, 255)
|head_bg=rgb(170, 170, 255)
|bg=rgb(255, 255, 255)
|width=450
|color=rgb(0, 0, 0)
|text='''Chris never said or wrote "No darkies", nor has he ever used the word "darkie". That doesn't make him a non-racist, however.'''
}}
Ideas? --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 19:26, 10 January 2010 (UTC)
*I actually like this a lot. This is a good thing for actual distributions to Chris. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:45, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
:*The protip thing, that is. It's kinda like a little "Did you know?" thing but should be restricted to common misconceptions about Chris (like the darkies thing). --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:14, 11 January 2010 (UTC)
I think it needs the word INDIVIDUAL, for some reason. I think it's fine. Chris is a complicated animal and some of the more subtle things, like race relations, are open to misinterpretation. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 21:13, 10 January 2010 (UTC)

This is a most excellent idea. The template is catchy and allow proper info to flow through. I will use it in the future [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 03:20, 11 January 2010 (UTC)

== Unofficial Mailbag 41 project ==

I was originally going to have it so Chris would receive e-mails meant for Alec Benson Leary but instead, I did something more plausible by paying tribute to this [http://hrwiki.org/wiki/huttah! Strong Bad e-mail] by having every e-mail talk about Asperchu. Post e-mails in the same vein [[User:Champthom/Mailbag_41|here]] and I'll post them. '''Only rule is please, don't alter the first four e-mails.''' --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:02, 14 January 2010 (UTC)
*P.S. Deadline is like, in 24 hours. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:05, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

== DPF call? ==

So [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJgbVrFasxk these videos] have gotten some attention and it seems like the real deal. On the one hand, some of the people in the call seem like huge fags. On the other hand, there seems to be some nuggets of truth in it. So, should we make a page for this? Consider it "apocryphal?"? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 00:41, 17 January 2010 (UTC)
*I can't listen to them right now, but I guess if an EDF idiot calls Chris and records it, it's our burden to transcribe it. Also, why the hell don't we have pages for Kacey Calls 2 and 3?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:56, 26 January 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion: New category ==

Do you guys think that there should be a category for Chris-related media that has appeared publicly? By which I mean things like the [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes]] or the [[McIntire Park]] video that appeared on TV. Basically, anything that's NOT exclusive to the internet. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 22:01, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
* The two radio shows that featured him could go in that category too, if they had their own page. --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 22:29, 24 January 2010 (UTC)
:*Actually, there was a 3rd radio show on satellite that mentioned him. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:40, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
**Got it started. I also added the articles that were printed in Nintendo Power, for good measure. [[User:Tyranogre|Tyranogre]] 23:44, 24 January 2010 (UTC)

== Mailbags vs Simple Questions ==

I think Clyde already made a suggestion along these lines weeks ago, but can't we just replace the mailbags with series of simple questions? Most letters in the mailbags either: (A) insult Chris such that he deletes him, or (B) mix easy and hard questions such that Chris answers the easy questions but conveniently ignores the hard ones. If we replaced (or supplemented) the mailbags with series of questions (and more focused ones than what we're sending now), we could actually get Chris to answer tougher questions. Plus, less reading for Chris = a quicker turn-around time for answers = more opportunities for us to interrogate Chris about specific subjects. [[User:Llort|Llort]] 02:31, 27 January 2010 (UTC)
*Clyde's original intent was to replace the Mailbag with the questions, hence why he wanted to phase out [[CWCki:Operation Mailbag|Operation Mailbag]]. Unfortunately, Mailbag is a popular feature on CWCipedia and it's more or less devolving into a way to troll Chris than to get genuine information from him. Difference approaches to trolling are at play, I'm afraid. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:52, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Links to articles in heading ==

I think other pages do this, but I know this is particularly the case in [[Christian Weston Chandler]]. I'm not sure if this is good wiki style, as generally a heading shouldn't have a link but rather have a "Main article" link - for instance, the subsection of Sonichu really should have a note that says "Main article: Sonichu" for those who wish to delve into Sonichu. However, we can if we truly want to keep it like it is, but as I've said, let's try and mimic good wiki style. Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:55, 28 January 2010 (UTC)

== Name for CWCki users? ==

Dumb thing to talk about, but any idea for a good term to describe CWCki users? Originally, "CWCkipedians" were used but that's confusing since there's now [[CWCipedia]]. "CWCki users" is used in some cases but it's a bit bland. CWCkians? CWCkifags? You people probably can come up with something better than I can. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:01, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
:CWCronologists. Christorians.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 14:52, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
*I like Christorians. We already use the term "Christory", so it makes sense to use this too. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:43, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
*I am sold to the "Christorians" term. So classy. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 05:07, 6 February 2010 (UTC)
== Today in Christory ==

You guys have really made a mess of the [[Template:Christory|Christory template]] in January! 20+ red links, I'm ashamed! Ofcourse, I'm partially to blame, but I was travelling and under stress and stuff, whilst all of YOU GUYS were playing with your xBoxes and wanking and doing the shit your kind tends to do. So, anyway, I just created all entries for February, but that doesn't mean you can slack off and ignore this again, you lazy editors! Whenever you find time just make a bunch of entries for march and beyong. Get it into your [[autism|routine]]. It's fun. Love and peace. [[Template:Christory]] :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 01:48, 30 January 2010 (UTC)

== 500 intenal servic error. ==

I keep getting these when clicking links. Is this a problem on my end, or is the website having trouble or what?--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:21, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
: It's the website's fault - sometimes the site is a bit flaky, especially if you hit potentially intensive operations like page history or RecentChanges. Just try again. --''[[User:Wwwwolf|wwwwolf]]'' ([[User talk:Wwwwolf|wake me when you need me]]) 11:21, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
:Getting the same. Just hit [back] and try again. lol, I got one trying to post this. -[[User:Whoreos n' Milf|Whoreos n' Milf]] 19:45, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

== Suggestion: A Chris Inactivity Chart ==

Similar to the tracker on the front page for the comics, I think it would be nice to have a tracker for the days that Chris seemingly disappears off the face of the earth. Ever since things... escalated on his CWCipedia, he's been quieter than a North Korean dictator after a stroke. It might be nice just to have an official record of how long our glorious leader goes without making a statement to the masses. May I suggest "'''All Quiet on the Weston Front'''"?
-- [[User:TubularMonkey|TubularMonkey]] 08:35, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*I support this. Its a good idea for a main page feature and its a fairly good pun as well.--[[User:Edward|Edward]] 17:08, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Interesting idea, but it may be annoying to update it daily to show when Chris isn't inactive those times when he seems to update stuff every day. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 19:46, 4 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Even if I hated this idea, I would support it for the sake of the pun. (And I happen to love the idea.) [[User:Llort|Llort]] 20:58, 4 February 2010 (UTC)

==Quintin Tarantino==

Would anyone be up for an article comparing Chris to Tarantino? Both are insensitive plagiarist, I think something good could be done here.
*No. Sign your comments--[[User:ThatMan|ThatMan]] 18:41, 5 February 2010 (UTC)

== Piping ==

Someone, do me a favor - take [http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Piping this] and rework it to make it relevant to CWCki.

Seriously, I am tired of fucking shitty piping. "Lack of female companionship" should not pipe to [[Virginia is for Virgins]]. I would personally pipe it to "virgin with rage" or something like that. There's too much shitty piping going on and it needs to stop. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 21:04, 6 February 2010 (UTC)

* How's [[Help:A Guide to Piping|this]]? [[User:Revolver Octopus|Revolver Octopus]] 02:47, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

== Special assignment ==

I have a special assignment for the CWCki for those who wish to accept it. Prerequisite is you have a LOT of free time.

AIM me or contact me in #sonichu (details on my [[User:Champthom|user page]]) for more information. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 20:32, 10 February 2010 (UTC)

== Coca-cola ==

Considering how much CWC mentions coca-cola and his whole tangle with the company, should a Coca-Cola page be started? [[User:Chaosakita|Chaosakita]] 08:15, 27 February 2010 (UTC)
*This isn't the right place to suggest new articles. Also [[CWC Cola]] and [[My Coke Rewards]]. I guess that should cover most relevant shit on sugary kiddie-drinks, so no. :3 [[User:RachmaninovDESU|RachmaninovDESU]] 03:25, 28 February 2010 (UTC)

===Announcement===

Since no one has risen to the challenge to be a temporary admin, instead I'll just say that until Tuesday, I'll be traveling and thus unable to monitor the CWCki. If there's some dispute how to do shit, sort it out amongst yourselves. If shit gets serious, then ask [[User:Cogsdev|Cogs]] or [[User:Clydec|Clyde]]. But ideally, I'm sure you're all big boys and girls and can sort things out yourself. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:27, 11 February 2010 (UTC)

== We should start a forum dedicated to Chris Chan's failings. ==

The CWCiki is awesome, I will admit. However, I have an great idea that if implanted correctly, will make the forum a success.

Someone here should start a forum dedicated completely to all of Chris Chan's failings. We can talk about anything Chris Chan releated and a lot more.

Does anyone agree? I'll start up the forum if so. [[User:Super Smash Bros. Fan|Super Smash Bros. Fan]] 21:01, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
*How would it be different from [[/cwc/]]? - [[User:Liquid!|Liquid!]] 21:52, 28 February 2010 (UTC)
:*Or [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]] (aside from the fact they aren't letting new people in, though MAYBE cogs will let you in if you edit the CWCki, but I doubt it)? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:55, 1 March 2010 (UTC)

Not only other people are doing it better but any Forums based on Chris-Chan will drag some crowd from ED. As much as I love them, I don't want to see 13 y/o EDtards uploading their crap all over the CWCki. Yes, I am a sad bloke but a forum is not worth the extra effort. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 04:02, 3 March 2010 (UTC)

== Actual Wikipedia Page? ==

While the CWCki is a great source for information on the failure that is Chris, shouldnt we make him more... accessible to a mainstream audience? What im saying is that I believe the mastadonic level of Chris's failure throughout his life is legitamately noteable by the standard of Wikipedia at this point. He could easily be regarded as an "Internet Trolling Victim", and if the article is written from this perspective chances are the Wikiadmins will pass it. Share youre thoughts. [[User:Gettanonymous|Gettanonymous]] 17:53, 5 March 2010 (UTC)

User:Gettanonymous

2010-02-27T15:26:23Z

Gettanonymous: Created page with 'Amerifag with a sick, morbid interest in watching the failure that is Chris like a child at a zoo.'

Amerifag with a sick, morbid interest in watching the failure that is Chris like a child at a zoo.

February 2010

2010-02-27T14:40:08Z

Gettanonymous:

At the start of the month, [[Chris]] was beginning to surrender to the forces of the [[Asperpedia]]. He entirely gave up on the hissy fits, and only made desperate, but halfhearted, apologies. After a few failed attempts to weasel his way around them, he would eventually completely submit to the demands of Alec Benson Leary and [[Evan]], and he promised to kill off [[Simonla]] and at least show a bit higher tolerance towards the Asperchu ads on the [[CWCipedia]].

While he delivered on the first promise, the second quickly started to cause him [[stress]], since Alec started to use the ad space for his new comic, [[Sonichu Revolution]], which harshly criticizes Chris's [[hypocrisy]], [[Women's rights|sexism]], [[Copyright|intellectual property theft]] and the other kinds of [[Chris and reality|stupid]] [[Death threats|behavior]] and [[Chris and religion|beliefs]] he exhibits on a regularly basis.

In a typical Chris-like fashion, this criticism went completely over his head, and his reason for not liking Sonichu Revolution is the violence and it's similarity to Sonichu.

The official Sonichu comic has been moving very slowly forward throughout the month since all the stress from following the demands from Alec caused Chris to crash into slumber again. This also led to an almost complete neglect of the mailbag, and when Chris finally came back to answer the letters, [[Mailbag 52|his responses were far from adequate]]. By the end of the month, Chris would complete [[Sonichu 10]], ending it off in the most violent of fashions, killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]]... then turning around and killing Alec, Evan, Mao, and Sean for making him do so! For his troubles, [[Jack Thaddeus]] resumed his ads.

Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, which he started off with a [[Christian Love Day (video)|shameless display of self-praising]].

Chris has also begun to write character bios on CWCipedia, in which he acknowledge some details trolls have known for ages, such as [[Blake|Sonichu's evilness]].

Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden apperance of another human male entering Chris's room and [[Magical Man Potion|actually putting up with Chris's shit]]. One of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

==Events of February 2010==

[[Image:Irony.png|thumb|right|Oh, the irony.]]
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|On '''18 February 2010''', Chris uploads a bunch of Rosechu art that he drew in [[2008]].]]

* 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean.
* 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.
* 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]].
* 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star.
* 5 February - Chris changes his featured quote to reflect his current status of not being dead.
* 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.
* 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding [[Simonla Rosechu]].
* 8 February - The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is wiped out, replaced by a link to [[Asperpedia]]. However, due to a bug, it redirects to an MMO game ''Dogs of the Seas''.
* 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[9 February 2010|destroyed the undestroyable.]]
* 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.
* 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.
* 13 February - Evan releases [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler the Simonla death pages].
* 14 February - CWCipedia is back to normal, but with adverts to Sonichu Revolution up.
* 14 February - A third page of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Sonichu Revolution] is added. Chris updates his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain's_Log blog].
* 14 February - Chris promotes Sonichu using the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Featured_CWC-Supported_Advertisment "Got milk?" campaign], but as usual does not have permission to use the phrase from the party behind the copyrighted quote.
* 14 February - Chris ''barely'' answers [[Mailbag 52]], and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_51&curid=2090&diff=3840&oldid=3819 amends] his comment on gay soldiers.
* 14 February - Chris posts a new Captains Log blog post, in which he claims to have found a "girl friend".
* 16 February - Chris adds a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Character_Bios Character Bio page] which still includes Simonla and BILLY MAYS. A fourth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 17 February - Chris answers [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_53 Mailbag 53]; the Sysop uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_57 Mailbag 57]. A fifth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 18 February - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_75 Page 75], and a terribly formatted page for [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu Rosechu]. A sixth and seventh page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 18 February - An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] phone conversation between Alec and Chris is leaked.
* 23 February - Chris post the video [[Christian Love Day (video)|Christian Love Day]] only to prove how [[Chris and his Ego|megalomaniacal]] he really is.
* 24 February - Chris turns 28 years old. His parents drag him to some restaurant.
* 24 February - Chris posts a new video where he transforms from his obese, ugly self into a skinny, handsome stranger.
* 25 February - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_79/ pages 78 to 98 of Sonichu 10], killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]] and Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao in his bloodiest comic yet.
* 26 February - A [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth phone call]] between Chris and Alec is released, where they discuss Sonichu 10 and Christian Love Day.

{{protip|If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to [[:Template:Da update|da update]] if they are not there already.}}

{{timeline}}

February 2010

2010-02-27T14:39:42Z

Gettanonymous:

At the start of the month, [[Chris]] was beginning to surrender to the forces of the [[Asperpedia]]. He entirely gave up on the hissy fits, and only made desperate, but halfhearted, apologies. After a few failed attempts to weasel his way around them, he would eventually completely submit to the demands of Alec Benson Leary and [[Evan]], and he promised to kill off [[Simonla]] and at least show a bit higher tolerance towards the Asperchu ads on the [[CWCipedia]].

While he delivered on the first promise, the second quickly started to cause him [[stress]], since Alec started to use the ad space for his new comic, [[Sonichu Revolution]], which harshly criticizes Chris's [[hypocrisy]], [[Women's rights|sexism]], [[Copyright|intellectual property theft]] and the other kinds of [[Chris and reality|stupid]] [[Death threats|behavior]] and [[Chris and religion|beliefs]] he exhibits on a regularly basis.

In a typical Chris-like fashion, this criticism went completely over his head, and his reason for not liking Sonichu Revolution is the violence and it's similarity to Sonichu.

The official Sonichu comic has been moving very slowly forward throughout the month since all the stress from following the demands from Alec caused Chris to crash into slumber again. This also led to an almost complete neglect of the mailbag, and when Chris finally came back to answer the letters, [[Mailbag 52|his responses were far from adequate]]. By the end of the month, Chris would complete [[Sonichu 10]], ending it off in the most violent of fashions, killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]]... then turning around and killing Alec, Evan, Mao, and Sean for making him do so! For his troubles, [[Jack Thaddeus]] resumed his ads.

Chris recovered just in time for his birthday, which he started off with a [[Christian Love Day (video)|shameless display of self-praising]].

Chris has also begun to write character bios on CWCipedia, in which he acknowledge some details trolls have known for ages, such as [[Blake|Sonichu's evilness]].

Perhaps the biggest mystery revealed this month was the sudden apperance of another human male entering Chris's room and [[Mystery Man Potion|actually putting up with Chris's shit]]. One of the more puzzling developments to come out of Chris for some time.

==Events of February 2010==

[[Image:Irony.png|thumb|right|Oh, the irony.]]
[[Image:RosechuTheIncredibleLioness.jpg|thumb|On '''18 February 2010''', Chris uploads a bunch of Rosechu art that he drew in [[2008]].]]

* 1 February - The SysOp uploads [[Mailbag 52]], Chris answers [[Mailbag 51]] and Chris uploads a [[CWC_address_to_Royal_Board|new video]] addressing the "Royal Board of Certification" in London then uploads [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|another video]] Curse-ye-ha-me-haing Mao for his Asperchu ads and then then [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|apologizes to Alec and Evan]], but not Mao or Sean.
* 2 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 53]]. Chris uses his [[CWC Blog|blog]] to tell his nonexistent personal army to email Mao about the new ads.
* 3 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 54]].
* 4 February - The Sysop uploads [[Mailbag 55]], in which Chris gets a conditional date offer from a deceased porn star.
* 5 February - Chris changes his featured quote to reflect his current status of not being dead.
* 5 February - Chris uploads a [[5 February 2010|pair of videos]] in which he assures YouTube that he is alive, offers to kill off [[Simonla Rosechu|Simonla]], and talks about rape and hamsters.
* 6 February - [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page&action=edit The CWCipedia is locked to edits] due to a cease and desist regarding [[Simonla Rosechu]].
* 8 February - The [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page CWCipedia] is wiped out, replaced by a link to [[Asperpedia]]. However, due to a bug, it redirects to an MMO game ''Dogs of the Seas''.
* 9 February - Chris makes a video about how the Mao, Alec, Evan and Sean have [[9 February 2010|destroyed the undestroyable.]]
* 9 February - Mao leaks [[Alec_Benson_Leary_Phone_Calls|seven phone conversations]] between Alec and Chris.
* 11 February - Chris once again makes a scene in Family Guy when [[Meg Griffin]] is a hot chick the featured video on his [[Youtube]] page, but is taken down due to a [[copyright]] claim from Twentieth Century Fox.
* 13 February - Evan releases [http://www.hsienko.com/asperchu/index.php?title=Guest_Comic_By_Christopher_Christian_Ricardo_Weston_Chandler the Simonla death pages].
* 14 February - CWCipedia is back to normal, but with adverts to Sonichu Revolution up.
* 14 February - A third page of [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Main_Page Sonichu Revolution] is added. Chris updates his [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Captain's_Log blog].
* 14 February - Chris promotes Sonichu using the [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Template:Featured_CWC-Supported_Advertisment "Got milk?" campaign], but as usual does not have permission to use the phrase from the party behind the copyrighted quote.
* 14 February - Chris ''barely'' answers [[Mailbag 52]], and [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Mailbag_51&curid=2090&diff=3840&oldid=3819 amends] his comment on gay soldiers.
* 14 February - Chris posts a new Captains Log blog post, in which he claims to have found a "girl friend".
* 16 February - Chris adds a [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Character_Bios Character Bio page] which still includes Simonla and BILLY MAYS. A fourth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 17 February - Chris answers [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_53 Mailbag 53]; the Sysop uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Mailbag_57 Mailbag 57]. A fifth page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 18 February - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_75 Page 75], and a terribly formatted page for [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Rosechu Rosechu]. A sixth and seventh page of Sonichu Revolution is added.
* 18 February - An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] phone conversation between Alec and Chris is leaked.
* 23 February - Chris post the video [[Christian Love Day (video)|Christian Love Day]] only to prove how [[Chris and his Ego|megalomaniacal]] he really is.
* 24 February - Chris turns 28 years old. His parents drag him to some restaurant.
* 24 February - Chris posts a new video where he transforms from his obese, ugly self into a skinny, handsome stranger.
* 25 February - Chris uploads [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_10/Page_79/ pages 78 to 98 of Sonichu 10], killing off [[Simonla Rosechu]] and Alec, Evan, Sean and Mao in his bloodiest comic yet.
* 26 February - A [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth phone call]] between Chris and Alec is released, where they discuss Sonichu 10 and Christian Love Day.

{{protip|If you're adding new events, be sure to add them to [[:Template:Da update|da update]] if they are not there already.}}

{{timeline}}

CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009

2010-02-13T21:55:14Z

Gettanonymous: /* Transcript */

[[Image:Tard_Rage.png|thumb|A short summary of the video.]]

"'''CWC Update!!!!! 27 March 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update!!!!! 03272009'''").

Outraged over the leaking of secret information that he undoubtedly freely distributed to some stranger on the internet, [[Chris]] blows his stack and expresses his outrage through the only outlet he has, by yelling empty threats and dirty words on the [[YouTube]].

He threatens repeatedly to stop drawing the [[Sonichu (comic)|comics]], which is pointless since he will never stop working on his comics as long as he's willing to do whatever his [[Trolls|fake girlfriends]] tell him to do. That, and nobody really gives a crap about his [[Family Guy|shi]][[The American Rabbit|tty]] comics anyway, so announcing the ceasing of production on the comics is quite pointless.

He also vows to take samples of [[Clyde Cash]]'s handwriting to the [[Jerkops|police]] (you know, the same people he hates for interfering with his [[Love Quest]]) who are sure to see his side of the story this time. Just how the cops are going to be able to use Clyde's handwriting to locate Clyde and arrest him is never made clear.

{{clear}}

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

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| name = CWC Update! 27 March 2009
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| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 March 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] [[Chris and anger|Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] [[Clyde Cash]] saga
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalbluegrayshirt.png]] Horizontal blue/gray shirt
| previous = [[Tour_of_Chris%27s_House#Outside|Tour of Chris's House - Outside]]
| next = [[Chris Sings Lovin' You#Watch|Chris Sings Lovin' You]]
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===Transcript===

[[Image:Ivy.png|thumb|Chris was enraged over the fact that this picture, along with some information about Ivy, was leaked.]]

[''deep breath''] [[Captain's Log]]. I believe it is the 27th.

Maaaaaaajor update. I am SERIOUSLY ticked off right now, because information about [[Ivy|my girlfriend]], even though it was accidentally leaked to a trusted individual, it turns out that that individual POSED as one of my gal pals from [[Manchester High School|high school]].

But anyway, I—apparently my, my sw—my—I—I wi—I swear to God that—cont—that [[4-cent_garbage.com|any—ANY...thing]] [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|to intrude in my life]] [[Trolls|to make me feel—in my life and within my family]]... [''balls hand into fist, overcome with rage''] Nnngh! I swear to God, [[Lie|the comic will CEASE]]! But also, I swear to God, that I will GO TO [[Jerkops|THE POLICE]] WITH EVERY HAND WRITTEN DOCUMENT THAT WAS SENT TO MY FAMILY! And we have hand written d—we have a [[Chris and English|hand-written... hand-writing]] from [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE CASH]]. And a typed letter within that envelope that has HIS HANDWRITING on that envelope! I will go to the police; I swear to God, my family and I will go to the police! '''With''' all of this information.

So... in my [[Love Quest|romantic life]], and amongst my TRUE [[gal pals]], in my lifetime, and ESPECIALLY my girlfriend:
{{RageQuote|BACK THE FUCK ''OFF''!!!}}

You back the fuck off. Or... I swear—also... myeah. Ceasing of the comics. I will go to the police! You do not want to get on my bad side AGAIN! OR EVEN WORSE!

{{RageQuote|''[[Song of Christian#Part 2|EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH!]] I WILL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!'' I WILL ''PAWCH'' HIS LIGHTS OUT!}} If I ever MEET that bastard! In person.

But anyway, I'll say it again. LEAVE ME AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!

I will be continuing my comics at the moment. But any FURTHER incident and not only will I STOP the comic, but I WILL go to the police. ALL RIGHT? Back the fuck off.

Have a good day.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Tour of Chris's House]]|nextlink=[[Chris Sings Lovin' You]]|}}
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{{Clyde Saga}}

[[Category:Captain's log entries| 2009-03-27]]

Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008

2010-02-07T21:37:01Z

Gettanonymous: /* Transcript */

[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]] (officially '''Chris Chan Q&A 10272008''').

In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]] chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

Chris also introduces [[Chloe]], a short and fail attempt to fool the trolls into thinking he was already taken by a girl who was deeply interested in him IRL. After this video she would never be heard of again.

During the Q&A he answers questions about the laws of CWCville, making clear that selling [[Alcohol]] or [[cigarettes]] is a worse crime than murder, though the punishment is surprisingly lenient.

Christian concludes the presentation by reading an email purportedly from [[Megan Schroeder]], to confirm that the real Chris has received it. Whether this was the real Megan or a troll posing as Megan to earn Christian's trust remains unclear. Chris states that she is to remain 'anomynous' before [[Fail|blurting her name out seconds later]].

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ky6yAhg6LTs}}
| Stardate = 28 October 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Comics.png]] [[Comic|Comics]]
| Shirt = [[Image:classicshirt.png]] Classic shirt
| previous = [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008#Video|Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]
| next = [[CWC Update 28 December 2008#Video|CWC Update 28 December 2008]]
}}</center>

{{quote|'Would I ever become a spoim durnal?' Maybe.}}

===Transcript===

Captain's Log. Stardate: October 27th, [[2008]].

This is the first Q&A video… of a-- of a-- of a lot of Q&A videos-- of a-- from S-- of questions from Sonichu fans on the Internet.

Anyway, y'all know who I am… [''holds up teddy bear''] and this is [[Li'l Chris|''Li'l'' Chris]], a teddy bear I put together at, uh, Create-A-Critter. [''puts bear down and pats its back''] Good little bear. [''reaches back and grabs Guitar Hero guitar''] And this is my ''gi-''tar. Y'all should know my [[Gitar of Fail|''gi-''tar]]. Stay tuned after today-- stay tuned later for, uh, s-- for a special little introduction from Guitar Hero World Tour that I put together. [''grabs wristband''] Also, this is my, uh, wristband. [''puts it on''] I put it on my wrist for when I play guitar. [''holds guitar to demonstrate''] 'Cause when I play it… I… have my wrist there and I don't want the… edge f-- of that-- of the guitar or… strap here… [[Wikipedia:Sensory Defensiveness|rubbing against my arm!]] [''sets guitar down and takes off wristband'']

Now, onto the questions!

We have a set of ten questions today, and the first question's from-- first question comes from SonichuBlue:

<blockquote>“I really liked your… shirt in your last video. What did you get it and where do you buy your clothes?”</blockquote>

Goodwill or Salvation Army.

And:

<blockquote>“If I could have thwee rishes, what would they be?”</blockquote>

Cure my [[autism]], heal my parents, and then, ''another'' three wishes… so that I could wish for money and not-- and everything else.

And:

<blockquote>“Why did I change… [[Blake|Blake-- Black Sonichu's]] name to ‘Blake’?”</blockquote>

To lower the-- uh, instance-- to lower the-- uh, comments about, uh, [[African Americans|racism]] and that sort of thing. And also, “Blake” sounds better than “Black Sonichu”. It's shorter.

Uh…

<blockquote>“[[LittleBigPlanet]] was delayed! What happened?”</blockquote>

''A song in the game!'' Originally, it had, like, two lyr-- it had, like, two songs that had lyrics that had, uh… I mean, it had a song that had two song lyrics that, uh, both translated to, uh, apoptalycic-- apoptalyc-- apoctalyptic terms in the ''Qa-''tar language. And, uh, there's enough bad news in the world as it is.

Oh… respectively, uh, that was SonichuBlue, then NintendoMafia, [[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]], and Stalyn.

Now, another one from MachPunch:

<blockquote>“What was the inspiration behind [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc's]] comic in… [''seemingly provides this reference himself''] [[Sonichu 6|Issue #6]]?”</blockquote>

Look at Episode 19 of [[Excel-Saga]], featuring the character Key. [[Homos|Don't care very much for him…]] but the outfit he wore was basically the inspiration behind Naitsirhc's out-- Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc's outfit… since he is the complete opposite… of me.

Mmm… and, uh, from BlueCheese:

<blockquote>“Are there jails in [[CWCville]]? What happens when they commit crimes, and what's the worst crime?”</blockquote>

We have jails. Same as everywhere else: trial, then sentence… after being-- after being ’termined guilty… or innocent. And the worst crime? Importing cigarettes or [[alcohol]], which, uh, the s-- which the sen-- which the, uh, sentence for that would be… [''raises fist like a gavel''] would be ten years or a $1,500 fine. [''pounds knee with fist''] [[Fail|Case dismissed!]]

And from IronTail:

<blockquote>“What's the status on my love life?”</blockquote>

[[heart level|100% heart!]] I met the girl named [[Chloe]] at the [[GameStop]], where we have reserved, uh, LittleBigPlanet… Little-- the GameStop over at Forest Lakes. Lives a-- lives a-- she lives around here… on, uh, Dickerson Road. That's nearby.

Other details, I will sh-- I will re-- I will tha-- I will leave… ''discreet'', ’cause I do not want to-- want to reveal any more information than necessary, for there could-- for there ''can'' be impostors on the Internet, trying to, uh, get a cheap laugh and whatnot. [''switches to a “troll voice”''] “Oh, look at me! I'm a [[troll]]! I think I'll play around as a girl! [''switches to a girl voice''] ''Hellooo!''”

[''returns to normal voice''] ''Not'' a good idea. In CWCville, the sen-- the, uh, sentence for that would be ''20'' years prison, or a $2,000 fine! [''pounds knee''] Case dismissed!

Oh, and also… worst punishment: a kick in the teeth! Pyoo! [''mimes throwing a punch'']

And from OkiaStar[?]… He asks about [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]] power level. His electric level: he can go as high as 10,000 volts or bet-- or greater.

And, uh, Stalyn’s:

<blockquote>“Will the [[medallions]] be made for sale?”</blockquote>

Not at the moment, but eventually, when Sonichu become-- comes official on the market. Officially. But not-- which-- uh, but, uh, again, emphasizing: [[Jimmy Hill|Jimmy Hill's]] products are fake. ''Do not buy them.''

And from AwfulP[?]:

<blockquote>“Will there ever be a… level up from Sonichu?”</blockquote>

[[Ultra Sonichu|''Ultra'' Sonichu]]. And… it's uncertain at the moment when he’ll make his appearance. At the moment. It's uncertain.

And:

<blockquote>“Moving out of my parents' any time soon?”</blockquote>

No current plans. And… possibly… but possibly… move in with Chloe… but not at the moment because, uh… she's renting at the moment… and, uh, I’ll-- and she'll let me move in with her after she gets her own place.

And:

<blockquote>“Would I ever become a spoim durnal?” [''presumably means “sperm donor”'']</blockquote>

Maybe. That's the answer.

Well, that's it for the Q&A, but I want to close this with a comment from a-- from somebody else, uh… that wants to confirm my identity… friend of mine, whose name will-- shall remain anomynous at the moment. Uh…

So, anyway, I read this message that, uh… anyway, I'll quote it. “Okay, Chris,” she says:

<blockquote>“Okay, Chris, if you read out this message I sent, I'll know it's you. Please just read it out in full, and then, the trolling should stop. If it doesn't stop, then I'll stop using this e-mail address. I installed my message… program because of all the people sending me fake messages and trolling me. I want to talk with you and catch up on everything. You’ll know it's me, because I’ll use the word ‘ban--’”</blockquote>

[''abruptly stops reading, so as not to reveal the secret word''] And… [''mutters hurriedly''] next paragraph:

<blockquote>“Just be careful, Chris. I'm worried about talking to you because I want it to be private, and I just want… to know it's really Christian I'm talking to. We have a lot of things to talk about. I only talk to you on the… [''skips over some small amount of text''] if I'm 100% sure it's just between you and me. From [[Megan Schroeder]].”</blockquote>

[''points at the camera''] Shame on you, you [[Internet bullies]]. [''drops letter''] Shame on you.

Anyway, stay tuned, for I'll upload a new video that's, uh, from Guitar Hero World Tour that I think y'all will be very interested in… and that I have put together yesterday. Also, LittleBigPlanet level-- I'll make a video for that soon enough after the, uh… what's the word I'm looking for? Uh… I mean, anyway, after the-- uh, after the website-- after the
Internet portion comes back online.

Anyway… this is me, signing off for the moment. Take care and stay safe.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 28 December 2008]]|}}

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[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2008-10-27]]

Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008

2010-02-07T21:35:32Z

Gettanonymous: /* Transcript */

[[Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008]] (officially '''Chris Chan Q&A 10272008''').

In an effort to get the heart-shattered Chris back in the mood to draw comics and post videos, the [[Sonichu (IRC)|#sonichu]] chatroom convinced him to do a Q&A session, answering questions from his fans. This clip is perhaps best remembered for Christian's mockery of trolls who act like girls, which is ironic coming from a man who has worn his mother's underwear.

Chris also introduces [[Chloe]], a short and fail attempt to fool the trolls into thinking he was already taken by a girl who was deeply interested in him IRL. After this video she would never be heard of again.

During the Q&A he answers questions about the laws of CWCville, making clear that selling [[Alcohol]] or [[cigarettes]] is a worse crime than murder, though the punishment is surprisingly lenient.

Christian concludes the presentation by reading an email purportedly from [[Megan Schroeder]], to confirm that the real Chris has received it. Whether this was the real Megan or a troll posing as Megan to earn Christian's trust remains unclear. Chris states that she is to remain 'anomynous' before [[Fail|blurting her name out seconds later]].

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Chris Chan Q&A 27 October 2008
| image = {{#ev:youtube|ky6yAhg6LTs}}
| Stardate = 28 October 2008
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Comics.png]] [[Comic|Comics]]
| Shirt = [[Image:classicshirt.png]] Classic shirt
| previous = [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008#Video|Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]
| next = [[CWC Update 28 December 2008#Video|CWC Update 28 December 2008]]
}}</center>

{{quote|'Would I ever become a spoim durnal?' Maybe.}}

===Transcript===

Captain's Log. Stardate: October 27th, [[2008]].

This is the first Q&A video… of a-- of a-- of a lot of Q&A videos-- of a-- from S-- of questions from Sonichu fans on the Internet.

Anyway, y'all know who I am… [''holds up teddy bear''] and this is [[Li'l Chris|''Li'l'' Chris]], a teddy bear I put together at, uh, Create-A-Critter. [''puts bear down and pats its back''] Good little bear. [''reaches back and grabs Guitar Hero guitar''] And this is my ''gi-''tar. Y'all should know my [[Gitar of Fail|''gi-''tar]]. Stay tuned after today-- stay tuned later for, uh, s-- for a special little introduction from Guitar Hero World Tour that I put together. [''grabs wristband''] Also, this is my, uh, wristband. [''puts it on''] I put it on my wrist for when I play guitar. [''holds guitar to demonstrate''] 'Cause when I play it… I… have my wrist there and I don't want the… edge f-- of that-- of the guitar or… strap here… [[Wikipedia:Sensory Overload|rubbing against my arm!]] [''sets guitar down and takes off wristband'']

Now, onto the questions!

We have a set of ten questions today, and the first question's from-- first question comes from SonichuBlue:

<blockquote>“I really liked your… shirt in your last video. What did you get it and where do you buy your clothes?”</blockquote>

Goodwill or Salvation Army.

And:

<blockquote>“If I could have thwee rishes, what would they be?”</blockquote>

Cure my [[autism]], heal my parents, and then, ''another'' three wishes… so that I could wish for money and not-- and everything else.

And:

<blockquote>“Why did I change… [[Blake|Blake-- Black Sonichu's]] name to ‘Blake’?”</blockquote>

To lower the-- uh, instance-- to lower the-- uh, comments about, uh, [[African Americans|racism]] and that sort of thing. And also, “Blake” sounds better than “Black Sonichu”. It's shorter.

Uh…

<blockquote>“[[LittleBigPlanet]] was delayed! What happened?”</blockquote>

''A song in the game!'' Originally, it had, like, two lyr-- it had, like, two songs that had lyrics that had, uh… I mean, it had a song that had two song lyrics that, uh, both translated to, uh, apoptalycic-- apoptalyc-- apoctalyptic terms in the ''Qa-''tar language. And, uh, there's enough bad news in the world as it is.

Oh… respectively, uh, that was SonichuBlue, then NintendoMafia, [[User:MachPunch|MachPunch]], and Stalyn.

Now, another one from MachPunch:

<blockquote>“What was the inspiration behind [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc's]] comic in… [''seemingly provides this reference himself''] [[Sonichu 6|Issue #6]]?”</blockquote>

Look at Episode 19 of [[Excel-Saga]], featuring the character Key. [[Homos|Don't care very much for him…]] but the outfit he wore was basically the inspiration behind Naitsirhc's out-- Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc's outfit… since he is the complete opposite… of me.

Mmm… and, uh, from BlueCheese:

<blockquote>“Are there jails in [[CWCville]]? What happens when they commit crimes, and what's the worst crime?”</blockquote>

We have jails. Same as everywhere else: trial, then sentence… after being-- after being ’termined guilty… or innocent. And the worst crime? Importing cigarettes or [[alcohol]], which, uh, the s-- which the sen-- which the, uh, sentence for that would be… [''raises fist like a gavel''] would be ten years or a $1,500 fine. [''pounds knee with fist''] [[Fail|Case dismissed!]]

And from IronTail:

<blockquote>“What's the status on my love life?”</blockquote>

[[heart level|100% heart!]] I met the girl named [[Chloe]] at the [[GameStop]], where we have reserved, uh, LittleBigPlanet… Little-- the GameStop over at Forest Lakes. Lives a-- lives a-- she lives around here… on, uh, Dickerson Road. That's nearby.

Other details, I will sh-- I will re-- I will tha-- I will leave… ''discreet'', ’cause I do not want to-- want to reveal any more information than necessary, for there could-- for there ''can'' be impostors on the Internet, trying to, uh, get a cheap laugh and whatnot. [''switches to a “troll voice”''] “Oh, look at me! I'm a [[troll]]! I think I'll play around as a girl! [''switches to a girl voice''] ''Hellooo!''”

[''returns to normal voice''] ''Not'' a good idea. In CWCville, the sen-- the, uh, sentence for that would be ''20'' years prison, or a $2,000 fine! [''pounds knee''] Case dismissed!

Oh, and also… worst punishment: a kick in the teeth! Pyoo! [''mimes throwing a punch'']

And from OkiaStar[?]… He asks about [[Sonichu|Sonichu's]] power level. His electric level: he can go as high as 10,000 volts or bet-- or greater.

And, uh, Stalyn’s:

<blockquote>“Will the [[medallions]] be made for sale?”</blockquote>

Not at the moment, but eventually, when Sonichu become-- comes official on the market. Officially. But not-- which-- uh, but, uh, again, emphasizing: [[Jimmy Hill|Jimmy Hill's]] products are fake. ''Do not buy them.''

And from AwfulP[?]:

<blockquote>“Will there ever be a… level up from Sonichu?”</blockquote>

[[Ultra Sonichu|''Ultra'' Sonichu]]. And… it's uncertain at the moment when he’ll make his appearance. At the moment. It's uncertain.

And:

<blockquote>“Moving out of my parents' any time soon?”</blockquote>

No current plans. And… possibly… but possibly… move in with Chloe… but not at the moment because, uh… she's renting at the moment… and, uh, I’ll-- and she'll let me move in with her after she gets her own place.

And:

<blockquote>“Would I ever become a spoim durnal?” [''presumably means “sperm donor”'']</blockquote>

Maybe. That's the answer.

Well, that's it for the Q&A, but I want to close this with a comment from a-- from somebody else, uh… that wants to confirm my identity… friend of mine, whose name will-- shall remain anomynous at the moment. Uh…

So, anyway, I read this message that, uh… anyway, I'll quote it. “Okay, Chris,” she says:

<blockquote>“Okay, Chris, if you read out this message I sent, I'll know it's you. Please just read it out in full, and then, the trolling should stop. If it doesn't stop, then I'll stop using this e-mail address. I installed my message… program because of all the people sending me fake messages and trolling me. I want to talk with you and catch up on everything. You’ll know it's me, because I’ll use the word ‘ban--’”</blockquote>

[''abruptly stops reading, so as not to reveal the secret word''] And… [''mutters hurriedly''] next paragraph:

<blockquote>“Just be careful, Chris. I'm worried about talking to you because I want it to be private, and I just want… to know it's really Christian I'm talking to. We have a lot of things to talk about. I only talk to you on the… [''skips over some small amount of text''] if I'm 100% sure it's just between you and me. From [[Megan Schroeder]].”</blockquote>

[''points at the camera''] Shame on you, you [[Internet bullies]]. [''drops letter''] Shame on you.

Anyway, stay tuned, for I'll upload a new video that's, uh, from Guitar Hero World Tour that I think y'all will be very interested in… and that I have put together yesterday. Also, LittleBigPlanet level-- I'll make a video for that soon enough after the, uh… what's the word I'm looking for? Uh… I mean, anyway, after the-- uh, after the website-- after the
Internet portion comes back online.

Anyway… this is me, signing off for the moment. Take care and stay safe.

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008]]|nextlink=[[CWC Update 28 December 2008]]|}}

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[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2008-10-27]]

THAT IS MY HOUSE

2010-02-06T03:45:42Z

Gettanonymous:

{{rainbow|NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW}}
[[THAT IS MY HOUSE]] aka '''ECV 00193''' is a video uploaded 27 [[August 2009]] in which [[Chris]] demands footage of his [[14 Branchland Court|house]] be removed from the Internet, by throwing a childish tantrum. Chris took down the video, not too long afterwards, only for it be re-uploaded by [[troll]] [[TheCWCvilleLibrary|archivists]]. On 29 August 2009, an uncut version of the video featuring [[Bob Chandler|Chris's father]] was acquired by [[Vivian Gee]] and leaked onto [[YouTube]].

Some will take note that this is Chris's greatest display of emotion to date. It seems that only when he runs the risk of punishment does he truly react. See [[Chris and his Ego]].

==Description==

{{quotebox|I was Already In Deep Enough, but THIS IS TOO DEEP! GET ALL MY HOUSE IMAGES OFF THE INTERNET!

I am counting on ALL FULL Positive Cooperation in this major matter.

Christian Weston Chandler, August 17 [sic], 2009 }}

==Video==

{{Tardrage}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = THAT IS MY HOUSE
| image = {{#ev:youtube|70LvKzxeHOE}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 27 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage
| previous = [[Show_RESPECT_to_me,_"C"CWC| Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC]]
| next = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE#Uncut| ECV 00192]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===

''[Chris races into frame, VERY angry and upset]''

This does not even deserve a [[Captain's Log]] introduction, ''[dramatic glasses removal]'' BECAUSE this is DEAD SERIOUS. The [[Tour of Chris's house|inside and outside tour]] I did A FEW MONTHS ago of my house, everyone on the Internet, ''[Chris suddenly begins to scream in a fit of childish rage]''...

{{RageQuote|'''''MY [[Barbara Chandler|MOTHER]] AND MY [[Bob Chandler|FATHER]]''' ARE '''ANGRY''' AT ME!'''''}} '''THEY'RE BLAMING''' IT AT ME! '''IT'S MY FAULT, I ADMIT IT!''' IT'S MY FAULT; I WANT EVERYTHING A'''''BOUT MY HOUSE'''''....

'''''OFF! THE! INTERNET!'''''

I'll send in detectives! I'll send in police! I'll send in EVERYTHING IN MY '''POWER!'''

''[There is a noticeable jumpcut, as a result of a removed scene in which [[Bob Chandler]] enters and talks with Chris. Chris's glasses are back on his face and the door is left open from when Bob walked in. See the Uncut version below]''

So yeah, please, get everything off the internet...

{{RageQuote|NowNOWNOW''NOWNOW
'''NOWWWWWW!'''''}}
''[Chris stomps the ground as he yells, the camera noticably shakes]''

''[He quickly calms down then holds up peace sign]''

[[Curse ye ha me ha|Curse]] the [[trolls]], peace to everyone else.

==Uncut==

{{quote|Shut that goddamn thing off!|Bob Chandler, addressing his old foe: that ''goddamn Internet''}}

An uncut version aka '''ECV 00192''' was posted by [[Vivian Gee]] on 29 August 2009, where [[Bob Chandler]] walks in and scolds Chris. This is the second, and hopefully not the last time we see, or hear, Bob showing any kind of parental authority over Chris.

We also learn the real reason why Chris' parents are concerned about the tour videos. The fear that the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] will discover the squalor of the [[14 Branchland Court|Chandler Household]] and condemn it.

Also noteworthy is the fact that this marks the first Chris video explicitly featuring another living, breathing person (as opposed to [[Kimmi|an inflatable person, made of plastic]]).

===Video===

{{Tardrage}}

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = ECV 00192
| image = {{#ev:youtube|UJbjb47nEfY}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 29 August 2009
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]] Rage
| previous = [[THAT_IS_MY_HOUSE| THAT IS MY HOUSE]]
| next = [[Bless_the_Fans,_Curse_the_Trolls| Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]
}} </center>

====Transcript====

''[At 0:28, [[Bob Chandler|Bob]] opens the door and walks in]''

'''Chris''': ..THAT-- GET IT '''OFF''' THE INNERNET...

'''Bob''': Listen-to-me! ''[muffled by CWC's "OFF THE INTERNET!"]'' Listen to me.

'''Chris''': ''[his [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|expression]] changes rapidly and slowly turns to face Bob]'' Yes...

'''Bob''': Listen to '''ME'''.

'''Chris''': Yes.

'''Bob''': Shut that goddamn thing off! I don't care what you do. ''[pointing at PS3/PSEye]'' You get all that stuff off of there. Tonight.

'''Chris''': I'm working on it. ''[slaps hands to his side]''

'''Bob''': Go work on it! ''[points to the door, instructing Chris to go to the computer downstairs]''

'''Chris''': I am working--

'''Bob''': Do you ''realize''? Do. ''you''. '''realize''' something? Let me tell you: If the [http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/ThomasJefferson/Greene/ Health Department of Greene County] sees those videos, that you put on the damn internet, they could condemn our house, and we would have to move out of it.

'''Chris''':'' [sighs]'' I see.

'''Bob''': You go get that goddamn stuff off of there and fast.

'''Chris''': I'm woorking on it! I was making a YouTube vi--uh, a vid-dya for YouTube t-tellin' ev'rybody, "Get the images off of the Internet". Y'know it's not...

'''Bob''': Nooo...

'''Chris''': Its--It's, ahh, ''out of my control'' ''[flails arms]''

'''Bob''': Oh, you get 'em off.

'''Chris''': It's out of my control! I don't know where to go! ''I DUNNO KNOW WHERE TA GO!''

'''Bob''': Yooou loaded them up there, you unload 'em!

'''Chris''': I'm working on it!

'''Bob''': Go do ''it!''

'''Chris''': ''I AM WORK'-- I AM DOIN' IT... I'M STARTIN'...

'''Bob''': GGet in ''here'' and do ''it''!

'''Chris''': I--''[sputters]''

'''Bob''': ''[walks out of the room]'' I'll be up all night with you if ''I have to''. You won't get any sleep until that stuff's off.

'''Chris''': I'll working on it!

'''Bob''': ''[from outside]'' Git in there and staart!

'''Chris''': ''III'M. WOR-KIN'. ON IT! LET ME DO THAT STUPID VIDEO SO I CAN TELL [[Trolls|E'RRYBODY]], [[True_and_Loyal_Fanbase|IN MY COMMAND]], TO GET EVERYTHIN'-- HELP ME GET EVERYTHIN' OFF THE INTERNET!'--'

'''Bob''': ''[interrupting]'' Listennn,

'''Chris''': --about our house!

'''Bob''': I don't wanna get kicked outta ''my'' house. By the Health Department. And what you just did was stick a knife in our back, and kill us! ''[Bob exits the room again]''

'''Chris''': Aw'right... lemme just...

'''Bob''': Get that ''stuff'' OFFA THERE...

'''Chris''': '''I'M ''WOORK'''''--

'''Bob''': ...and get it offa there fast!

'''Chris''': I'm WORKIN' on it! I'm ''WORKIN' '' on it!'' [Chris appears to resume recording footage for his video]''

''[Cut footage ends at 2:11, continuing into NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWWW]''

==The Green County Health Department Responds==

In addition to creating many, many mirrors of the videos Bob wanted cut down, some more intrepid viewers actually did contact the Greene County Health Department. The Health Department did respond (3 weeks later) to one such letter, although they seemed indifferent and stated the Chandler's decision to live in a garbage house full of dirty dishes and animal feces was part of their inalienable rights as guaranteed by the US Constitution:

{{quotebox|Dear Bob S:

Thank you for your interest in this situation. The challenge is to
clarify if the conditions at this residence are a risk to the public's
health or if they are personal risks accepted by the individuals that
choose to live there.

Public Health relates to the general health of a community. When
diseases can be transmitted from person to person or when the health
risk affects the community, regulations have normally been enacted to
address these public health threats. Even so, the individual's right to
choose is protected by the Constitution. We know smoking greatly
increases the risk of cancer and heart disease, yet individuals continue
to choose to smoke. Regulations are in place to minimize public exposure
to contaminated or mishandled foods, yet some individuals still choose
to eat raw hamburger. In the case you've brought to our attention, the
"deplorable conditions" you refer to appear to be confined to the
individual residence and are the choice of those that live there. They
do not appear to effect the health of the community. There are no
specific health regulations that address individual choices in private
living conditions.

We have contacted the building official to see if any building, zoning
of fire prevention laws apply and were informed that they did not. We
also contacted the Greene County Attorney to see if he knew of any
County ordinances that would be applicable. He did not know of any. We
also contacted adult protective services to make sure they are aware of
the situation.

Please contact me if I can be of further assistance.

Jeffrey T. McDaniel 
Environmental Health Manager 
[http://www.vdh.state.va.us/LHD/thomasjefferson/ Thomas Jefferson Health District]}}

==Current state of the Chandler household==

In [[Mailbag 25]] Chris revealed that he lied to his Father, telling him that he had gotten the house vids off of the internet. While there is little chance of the Chandler pig sty actually being condemned we can expect a shitstorm very soon. The next time Chris misses a few days in a row of his comic, it may be because Bob learned the house vids were still up and cut down the internet.

==Remixes==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = NOW MIX
| video = {{#ev:youtube|euiWcvwoON8}}
| Stardate = 27 August 2009
| Maker = [[Vivian]]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JuVHCJVYf4 The original song]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = "That's My House!" - Ca. 1912 Silent Film Starring Christian and Robert Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|ENSKi4_mO3A}}
| Stardate = 27 August 2009
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/tregnier279 tregnier279]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Remix
| Other Info = [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENSKi4_mO3A The original video]
}}
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = CWC-Tok (Presented to You by Christian Weston Chandler)
| video = {{#ev:youtube|7V1gEjtmm9M}}
| Stardate = 09 January 2010
| Maker = [[Liquid Chris]]
| Subject =
| Video Type = Remix
}}

==See also==

*[[Bob Walks In]]
*[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!]]
*[[Tour of Chris's House]]

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[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

CWC's Second Message

2010-02-06T02:33:32Z

Gettanonymous:

After months of trying to either ignore or edit the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] page, [[Christian]] explodes with fury in this video. He blames ED for causing his falling-out with [[Megan]], although anyone with a brainstem could tell that had occurred months before ED had ever heard of him.

He also begins threatening to withhold the release of [[Sonichu 7]] and all further comics unless the ED page is removed. Naturally, trolls were terrified that they would never see the conclusion to the absorbing story that Chris had created, and rushed to meet his demands. Oh, wait. No, they didn't. That was a [[lie]]. But can you imagine?

This is a beloved classic in the CWC canon, and it was in this video that Chris coined the term "[[pedofork]]."

==Video==
{{Tardrage}}<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC's Second Message
| image = {{#ev:youtube|1XmuUP8Z7r4}}
| Stardate = 03 [[August 2008]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Homosn.png]][[Homos]]; {{Comics}}[[Comic]]; {{Galpals}}[[Gal pals]]; {{Rumors}}Rumours
| Performance Style = [[Image:Rage.png]][[Rage]]; {{Tragedy}}Tragedy
| Saga = [[Image:Ed_saga.png]][[ED]] Saga
| Shirt = {{RedShirt}}Red
| previous = [[Chris_Chan's_Public_Announcement#Watch|Chris Chan's Public Announcement]]
| next = [[Attention_All_Sonichu_Fans_(NOT_HATERS)#Watch|Attention All Sonichu Fans (NOT HATERS)]]
}}</center>

{{quote|I am not a pedofork, you dorks!}}

===Transcript===

'''Citizens of the Internet''': I present an open message to each and every one of you.

Y'all should know me by now, but, if you don't, I am [[Christian Weston Chandler]], ''the'' original creator of [[Sonichu]], the [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]], back on March 17th, [[2000]]. Any dates earlier are void. I present this open message because I have a whole bunch of people on the Internet [''removes glass dramatically''] give me hate…—show me a lot of hate... and I do not appreciate it. Ticks me off.

You think you can just… hate me just to get a laugh out of yourself. Think about it. You're laughing at somebody else's pain and torture, because I am lonesome, still trying to find a [[Boyfriend-Free Girl]] and to make into a sweetheart. Y'all think I'm just a sap, a chump, dumbass, whatever you may think. But you know what? You… ''you!'' Every last one of you, who has sh—expressed hate against me? ''You're'' the shitheads!

[[Image:Herbert (Family Guy).JPG|thumb|right|120px|That senile old man in Family Guy]]

Also, every last one of you who thinks that I am similar to that—of that senile old man in [[Family Guy]]… ''you're'' the pedophiles. Every one of you who thinks I'm [[homo]] and calls me that—because I am not; I'm ''straight''! I'm ''straight''!—''you’re'' the homos! Every last one of you!

I could—I could take the whole time to express so much ''anger'' and frustration. I'm only nearsighted; I do wear glasses. [''replaces glass on face''] Take it or leave it, losers! [''removes glass dramatically (again)''] It m—it helps me see better… see more detail and more clear vision than any of you knuckleheads can put together out of your own ego that you so richly... [''begins awkwardly tapping PS3 controller''] consume of.

But… on a more serious note: learning recently of the false—or real—literature, with downloaded… ''copies'' of my comic pages and whatnot. It has been either distributed or created ''without'' my consent or approval. So... it ''is'' a fake... and if it ever is published, or if it ever shows profit, let it weigh on your consciousness throughout your eternal life… that you are torturing and—worse off—tearing the heart, and soul, and emotions of the innocent man. The out—the innocent—still 26-year-old [''slams arms down on chair’s arms''] ''virgin''. Not only that, but I have so many lonely nights and stress… that you can not just imagine it!

Now, as for the other serious note: of any new stuff officially made by me, under my own… hands… ''not'' by anybody else's, which are considered ''false''. I just have not been feeling the inspiration to draw—to color! Because the loneliness…—I cannot stand that. The hatred I'm getting from every last one of you who has contributed to that [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] web page… and every other forum, Internet document, lewdly drawn pictures with… ''dicks''…—I love ''dykes!'' ''Dykes!'' ''[[China|CHINA]]!'' I'm ''straight!'' If I ever—if I see a dick, I just look away, with a moment of being freaked out! [''makes arm gesture for “you’re out”'']

[[Image:ShecameforCWC (200803).JPG|thumb|right|200px|"She has come for me"]]

''And'' e-mailing me pictures is not gonna get any of you any further conclusion to “Will [[Crystal Weston Chandler (character)|Crystal]] get out of [[Dark Mirror Hole|the mirror]]?”, “Will the seven [[Sonichu Balls]] be collected?”, “Will I ''ever'' find my [[sweetheart]]?” ''And'' am I—am I or [[Megan Schroeder]] still—and I—” which by the way, she broke up with me so much long ti—so much long ago because the contributors to that ED page… you broke the emotional streng—strength between us. You promoted such twists and turns to everything I have said [''begins tapping PS3 controller against his hand to count the offenses''] and drawn and written and ''whatnot''… You broke up the best friendship, the best relationship, the ''closest'' I could ever have in this ''pitiful adult life!'' ''You'' did it! Every last one of you! If I could blame myself, I would definitely blame myself for drawing [[Rule 34|those ''five'' pictures]]! Those five drawings! And, by the way, that is not ''Crystal'' whose eyes are censored; [''covers eyes with one hand momentarily''] that is ''Megan!'' And just for—and just for—for taking it up—and twisting it around and such!

Think about it. ''Think about it!'' Weigh it on your conscience! Because nothing—no more official Sonichu art or work may—or may not—ever emerge… depending on the amount of hate that is decreased! That web page: ''taken off the Internet''! I wish I'd never found that piece of ''shit'' in the first place, back on that Halloween of ’07, somewhere around there. And promoting the hatred, and… drawing such loose—such ''lucrid'' mockeries is ''not'' gonna further the story plot or have anything new created, or even gonna help in any way… as I am telling you this, right into my [[PSEye|PlayStation Eye]]!

[''sighs deeply''] If I ever do find the one that is to be my sweetheart, I will give her such care, such tenderness, such love… we get around to the [[Chris and sex|hanky-panky]], that's fine, that's good… we get married. I will have my God-create—my [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|God-called daughter]]! She will be taken care of… lovingly. Those of you mock me otherwise, with such ''frivolous, lucrid adultery''… if I ever hear another—any more new stuff, it will weigh on your conscience, with me ''tearing at your souls''… emotionally! Let ''that'' weigh on your conscience, for those of you who have already done so or are thinking about doing it!

I am not a ''[[pedofork]]'', you ''dorks''!

[''sighs''] I tell ya… so much anger, so much stress… it's hard to see straight. Let that, the result of all that you have contributed against me, weigh heavily like a 10,000-pound anvil! "Sixteen tons, whadd'ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt!" [''pronounces the b in “debt”'']

[[Chris and religion|If I was not a baptized man]] over at the [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|Methodist church]] by the [[University of Virginia]], I'd tell every last one of you that contributed to the hatred and downpour, "Go to hell." But I can—but I would not even weigh that upon my worst enemy, because that—because I am more kind than ya think. Y'all just do not see that; y'all just twist my words around. [''clears throat''] I do not wish to see any more hatrey or adult mockery, and I want that Encyclopedia Dramatica page taken down forever! It will weigh heavily on your conscience each day that it is ''still'' up there.

[''replaces glass on face''] I leave you with any other thoughts that you ''may'' have. But if you ''dare'' twist ''these'' words around, that will weigh ''worse'' on your conscience. The words that ''I'' provide from sound mind and ''heart''… it will weigh heavily on you.

It will weigh ''heavily'' on you.

== Remixes ==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Vanilla Chris - "Dykes Dykes China"
| video = {{#ev:youtube|Br-yK7nbHuk}}
| Stardate = 14 March 2009
| Maker = [[Vivian]]
| Subject = [[Chris]]
| Video Type = Remix
}}

==External links==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxN_TCywHPg Creator of the Internet]

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[[Category: Captain's log entries| 2008-08-03]]

CWC Update 9 April 2009

2010-01-14T04:01:14Z

Gettanonymous:

"'''CWC Update 9 April 2009'''" (officially "'''CWC Update 04092009'''").

[[Chris]] posted this video on his new [[YouTube]] account just a week after saying he was leaving YouTube forever.

In it, he announces his new website (http://www.cwcville.com, which is actually a good name). Now if he only renamed his comic that, redrew his characters to not match copyrighted ones, and renamed them, then he might have a work that doesn't violate copyright. But, then again, Chris does things for lulz/tard-rage.

Chris puts on a smug, grinning attitude throughout this video, saying his website is back up (<s>it'll probably get hacked soon</s> it was hacked soon after). He thanks [[God/Jesus]] and [[Ivy]] for their support, and ends it by saying, "I can feel the cosmos."

Notice that after an even BRIEF hiatus from Youtube, Chris actually seems legitimately happy. If only we wasn't autistic and could use common sense.

==Video==

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{{Infobox/video
| name = CWC Update 9 April 2009
| image = {{#ev:youtube|rhY2uVRkiT0}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 9 April 2009
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Website.png]] [[CWCipedia]]
| Shirt = [[Image:Horizontalredshirt.png]] Horizontal Red Shirt
| previous = [[YouTube Finale]]
| next = [[CWC Update 12 April 2009]]
}}</center>

===Transcript===

[[Captain's Log]], Stardate: April 9th, [[2009]].

Well, the [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]] site is back up again. The address is cwcville.com. And I'd like to thank my sweetheart [[Ivy]], for her most heartfelt emotional support, and for fixing by [[biological clock]]. Truly the one miracle I need in my sweetheart, that I need my sweetheart for.

And also, who I'd like to thank, [[God/Jesus]], our God and our Lord and savior, for their support—for their support as well, I pray to them every day, and I follow—I am guided by Jesus.

And with—uh, with the inspiration that I feel, I will continue the comic, at least about three pages a day, unless, uh, you know, something comes up... but I promise, uh, three da—three pages a day, drawn or colored, but, also with the, uh, website, and God/Jesus's support, I feel like... we will be seeing many new—many new thing. The website will be better.

I can ''feeeel'' the cosmos!

Peace.

[[Image:I can feel the cosmos.jpg|center]]

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