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A Workout

2010-10-20T02:25:57Z

GodBearJesus:

[[Image:Welfaretits.jpg|thumb|alt=At true Inspiration to all of us.|Chris takes full advantage of his monthly ''[[tugboat]]''.]]'''A Workout''' is a video [[Chris]] uploaded on 19 [[October 2010]]. In this video, Chris appears to have stuffed his [[muscle bra]] again and performs [[Chris_and_health#Exercise|a workout routine]] to ''Ass 'n' Titties'' by [[Wikipedia:DJ Assault|DJ Assault]], specifically a [[YouTube]] video which includes dancing by various ''World of Warcraft'' characters.

With the aid of readily available fitness calculators, top men estimate Chris burned roughly 32 calories. Approximately one tenth of a serving of [[My Coke Rewards|cola]]. Further perspective can be gained by comparing how long it takes other activities to burn 32 calories: [[Chris_and_art|Drawing]] (7 minutes), [[PS3|Playing video games]] (11 minutes), [[Mass Debating]] (12 minutes), [[Chris_and_television|Lying motionlessly while watching TV]] (15 minutes) and [[Chris_and_religion|Kneeling while praying]] (15 minutes).

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = A Workout
| video = {{#ev:youtube|_2PMKRwgAEw}}
| stardate = 18 [[October 2010]]
| subject = {{Power|text}}
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga =
| shirt = Unknown White T, {{Cwcbra|text}}
| previous = [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]
| next = Current
}}

=== Transcript ===
'''''0:00-0:10''' Video starts with Chris putting on Ass 'n' Titties by DJ Assault. Chris faces the camera with his stuffed [[Muscle_bra|muscle bra]] and starts [[Fail|exercising]] by punching spastically in time to the beats. ''

'''''0:11-0:24''' He then begins doing his version of jumping jacks.''

'''''0:25-0:59''' Chris starts swaying his hips from side to side before doing several [[CWC_Fighter|Chun Li kicks]]. He noticeably begins to slow down here but continues on and adds spastic punches as well.''

'''''1:00-1:27''' He starts twisting side to side with stuffed muscle bra in full view. [[Slow_in_the_minds|Chris loses the beat]] of the track at this point.''

'''''1:28-1:54''' Next up he starts stretching his arms to the ground and back up. Though he speeds up again for a few seconds, he goes back to slow relatively quickly.''

'''''1:55-2:11''' Chris starts stretching his arms down each arm individually.''

'''''2:12-2:19''' Here he stretches out his back with his [[Obesity|fat autistic gut]] on display.''

'''''2:20-2:43''' Next he begins twisting side to side again momentarily before doing jumping jacks again with poor posture.''

'''''2:44-3:05''' Begins punching again, taking a brief look at his screen. Starts punching side to side.''

'''''3:06-3:23''' Chris twists side to side again, this time with his arms open and being twice as slow as the rhythm.''

'''''3:24-3:29''' Punches upwards and then back forwards. Music stops. Chris faces the camera and gropes his own man tits.''

Be her boobies!

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 12 Second Power Workout With Christian Weston Chandler
| video = {{#ev:youtube|EJNtY52H2Oc}}
| Maker = ChristopherCooler
| Stardate = 19 October 2010
| Video Type =
}}

==See also==
*[[11042009 51 50‎|51 50]]
*[[30 Push-Ups]]
*[[Power]]
*[[I AM STRONG]]

==External link==
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJ5-iZYHBEc The video in the background]
{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Pregnant Act#The Remake|Pregnant Act]]|nextlink=Current}}
{{Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Fridays After Five

2010-06-20T04:35:05Z

GodBearJesus: /* Chris sighting */

[[File:WantWoman.jpg|thumb|You know he's [[straight]] because his [[bra]] says so.]]
[[File:Pedo_exposure.jpg|thumb|left|Scaring children away since 1999.]]

'''Fridays After Five''' is a large block party/concert that takes place in [[Charlottesville]] from spring until fall. [[Chris]] was video recorded there, [[C-Ya Later|enjoying real life for once]].

==Chris sighting==
[[Image:Chrisgirl1.jpg|thumb|left|Chris trying to pick up a [[boyfriend-free girl]].]]

On 18 [[June 2010]], Chris went to one of these events and a good samaritan ([[YouTube]] name [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]) took these videos and pictures of him out in public. According to the man who took these photos, he says Chris wore a T-shirt that says "I Enjoy [[Vagina]]" and was wearing a "[[gay]] circular thing" on his hip which is most likely his [[PokeWalker of Fail|PokéWalker]]. At some point Chris pulled back his crude shirt to reveal his [[obesity|flabby gut]] and [[muscle bra|female support wear]], which he had apparently seen fit to write "[[Love Quest|WANT WOMAN!]]" on with permanent marker.

Chris's clothing indicates he is looking to put a new twist on his [[Love_Quest|old tricks]]. Like the [[Attraction_sign|attraction sign]], Chris is shown making a point to display the writing on his clothing, declaring that he "Enjoys Vagina" and "Want Woman." This is yet another example that this autistic man-child does not learn from his past.

It's unlikely Chris was aware he was being photographed, which makes the weird posing seen in many of the pictures even weirder, meaning this was his weird-assed way of trying to be normal.

Also, the videos filmed at this event mostly showed the back of Chris's head. If you look closely, you can see a small [[bald]] spot emerging.

Besides exposing his covered bosom to potential [[sweetheart]]s, mostly [[pedofork|severely underage]], Chris spent his time at the event [[Flipnote Hatena|drawing flipnotes]] on his [[Nintendo]] DSi and trying to dance, with all the grace and skill of [[CWC Fighter]].
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==Gallery==
[[Image:Dancing.gif|right]]
<center>
<gallery>
File:100 0669.JPG|The return of the King.
File:100 0670.JPG|[[100 2178|All alone.]]
File:100 0671.JPG|Fuck yeah! A [[gal-pal]]!
File:100 0673.JPG|The gal pal's gone...
File:100 0674.JPG|Oh! Potential new gal-pals!
File:100 0676.JPG|Creepy...
File:100 0677.JPG|...fucking...
File:100 0678.JPG|...scene.
File:100 0681.JPG|Eventually, an urgent need to <s>play some vidya</s> [[Flipnote Hatena|DRAW SOME SHIT]] prevails.
File:100 0682.JPG|Chris enjoying the real world. Also, DAT ASSCRACK.
File:100 0683.JPG|Chris has a deep conversation with an 8 year old.
File:100 0693.JPG|A wide shot.
File:100 0694.JPG|A close-up of Chris. Notice that he hasn't bothered to fully remove his shirt.
File:100 0695.JPG|Chris showing off his muscular bosom.
File:100 0696.JPG|LOOK AT THAT GUT GODDAMN
File:100_0697.JPG|Chris trying to look sexy for Da Ladies.
</gallery>
</center>

==Videos==

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| name = manchild
| video = {{#ev:youtube|J4dib0pmpjE}}
| Stardate = 18 June 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]
| Subject =
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| name = 100_0690.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|tbU7ao0i-Ew}}
| Stardate = 19 June 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]
| Subject =
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| Other Info =
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| name = 100_0691.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|dDlJ-ZY5Opk}}
| Stardate = 19 June 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]
| Subject =
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{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = 100_0692.MOV
| video = {{#ev:youtube|vdibt4Ll2gs}}
| Stardate = 19 June 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/0ArchieBunker0 0ArchieBunker0]
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==External links==
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?nkhrmmtjymg Download]

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2010-06-09T17:34:55Z

GodBearJesus: Undo revision 95560 by Champthom (Talk)

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2010-03-22T11:24:40Z

GodBearJesus:

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* 22 March - Season 2 of The Sonichu Animated Series begins. Watch it on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfVXcK6Ou8 YouTube] or uncensored on [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xco08a_sonichu-the-animated-series-season_fun Daily Motion]
* 21 March - Chris uploads a [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|video]] announcing that he is leaving the internet. [[YouTube Finale|Again.]]
* 17 March - Chris uploads a [[Happy Sonichu Day|video]] congratulating himself for ten years of Sonichu, tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates, and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|drops an N-Bomb on Tito]].
* 14 March - Chris [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|threatens]] Surfshack Tito with a knife, in a kilt. Later, he [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!| pleads]] with [[The_Wallflower|the wallflower]] to be his [[Boyfriend-free_girl|girlfriend]], and [[Chris and reality|reasons]] that she should sleep with him because his life is pathetic and hookers cost money.
* 10 March - Chris releases [[A message to the Trolls]], regarding trolls contacting his newest Gal-Pal, and later threatens to [[Don't Mess With Me|slit some throats]].
* 09 March - Chris releases a "Foretaste version" of a book on Twitter. According to him, it's being co-written by a "lady friend." He also releases a new ''LittleBigPlanet'' level to go along with it. This leads to the discovery of the identity of the [[The Wallflower|lady friend]] via her credited screen name.
* 04 March - Evan releases a [[:File:Evan responds to his death2.png|second email]] discussing his brutal killing.
* 03 March - Evan releases an [[:File:Evan responds to his death.png|email from Chris]] regarding his murder.

('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')

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2010-03-22T11:24:20Z

GodBearJesus:

<center>[[Image:News.jpg]]</center>
* 22March - Season 2 of The Sonichu Animated Series begins. Watch it on [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZfVXcK6Ou8 YouTube] or uncensored on [http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xco08a_sonichu-the-animated-series-season_fun Daily Motion]
* 21 March - Chris uploads a [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|video]] announcing that he is leaving the internet. [[YouTube Finale|Again.]]
* 17 March - Chris uploads a [[Happy Sonichu Day|video]] congratulating himself for ten years of Sonichu, tells his fans to stop pestering him about updates, and [[Chris Drops the N-Bomb|drops an N-Bomb on Tito]].
* 14 March - Chris [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!|threatens]] Surfshack Tito with a knife, in a kilt. Later, he [["Damian_Antaria",_PLEASE,_Don't_Leave_Me_-_I_NEED_YOU!!!| pleads]] with [[The_Wallflower|the wallflower]] to be his [[Boyfriend-free_girl|girlfriend]], and [[Chris and reality|reasons]] that she should sleep with him because his life is pathetic and hookers cost money.
* 10 March - Chris releases [[A message to the Trolls]], regarding trolls contacting his newest Gal-Pal, and later threatens to [[Don't Mess With Me|slit some throats]].
* 09 March - Chris releases a "Foretaste version" of a book on Twitter. According to him, it's being co-written by a "lady friend." He also releases a new ''LittleBigPlanet'' level to go along with it. This leads to the discovery of the identity of the [[The Wallflower|lady friend]] via her credited screen name.
* 04 March - Evan releases a [[:File:Evan responds to his death2.png|second email]] discussing his brutal killing.
* 03 March - Evan releases an [[:File:Evan responds to his death.png|email from Chris]] regarding his murder.

('''[[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|more...]]''')

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2010-02-23T19:40:18Z

GodBearJesus:

{{quote|I do not understand why the f*** the [[Gays|gays]] decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking [[Christian|Hitler]] why he used the [[Chris_and_race|Swastika]] (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for his whole mess.|[[Chris]], [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Answered_Questions Mailbag Common Questions].}}

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2010-02-23T19:37:07Z

GodBearJesus:

{{quote|I do not understand why the f*** the gays decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking [[Christian|Hitler]] why he used the [[Chris_and_race|Swastika]] (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for his whole mess.|[[Chris]], [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Answered_Questions Mailbag Common Questions].}}

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2010-02-23T19:35:58Z

GodBearJesus:

{{quote|I do not understand why the f*** the gays decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking [[Christian|Hitler]] why he used the Swastika (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for his whole mess.|[[Chris]], [[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Answered_Questions Mailbag Common Questions]]].}}

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2010-02-23T19:35:04Z

GodBearJesus:

{{quote|I do not understand why the f*** the gays decided to use Rainbows as their symbol; that's like asking Hitler why he used the [[Christian|Swastika]] (which originally was a Lucky Symbol) for his whole mess.|[[Chris]], [[[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Answered_Questions Mailbag Common Questions]]].}}