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Jail Saga

2022-08-08T22:58:58Z

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:''This article primarily covers what is known regarding the Jail Saga stemming from Chris's [[Affair with Mother|affair with his mother]]. For answers to frequently asked questions regarding Chris's sentence in jail, see [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jail-state-hospital-court-faq.113466/ a Kiwi Farms thread here].''
{{Ongoing}}

[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[Affair with Mother|incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/> Note how Chris almost looks ''content'' after being arrested for incest, compared to [[:File:ChrisMugshot.jpg|his despondent mugshot]] [[26 December 2014|taken the same day that he maced a dude]].]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[Affair with Mother|incest with]] [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless and stayed at the Richmond Regency Inn in the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by [[Orbiter Wave#Ethan Ralph|several onlookers]]. Surprisingly, despite Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest and was cooperative with the police.

Chris is in jail, not prison. Chris will only go to prison if he is convicted of a felony, which is on the table since his case is being presented to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}. Since 2 August 2021, Chris has been an inmate at Central Virginia Regional Jail and is awaiting trial for the charge of incest as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and is being held without bond. Hearings in [[November 2021]] and [[February 2022]] resulted in continuances; his next court date was 28 [[July 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate2>{{Cite farms|thread=112013|title=2/3/22 - Hearing speculation thread}}</ref>

Since his arrest, Chris's only contact with the outside world has been through [[Jail Communications|written correspondence and phone calls]], which began in August 2021 and continued through February 2022. On 28 February 2022, Chris was transferred from the Central Virginia Regional Jail<ref>[[:File:Transfer.jpg]]</ref> to [[Western State Hospital]], a mental institution, as he was deemed incompetent to stand trial. On 3 [[May 2022]], Chris was transferred back to Central Virginia Regional Jail,<ref>[[:File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG]]</ref> having been restored as competent to stand trial.

In July 2022, the last hearing within the J&DR court's jurisdiction occurred, and the case was sent to a Grand Jury.

==Background==
{{See also|Affair with Mother}}

[[File:EscapeIntoMadness.jpg|thumb|left|300px|''Stone walls do not a prison make, Nor iron bars a cage: Minds innocent and quiet take That for an hermitage. If I have freedom in my love, And in my soul am free, Angels alone, that soar above, Enjoy such liberty.'']]
[[File:JailArt7.jpg|300px|thumb|right|''"Happiness can still be a Hug away; even if you're hugging your self."'' A poignant piece of [[jail art]] drawn by Chris in [[May 2022]].]]

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref> Despite rumors, Chris hasn't been charged for rape, and whether or not Chris's affairs were entirely consensual remains unknown.

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning Chris about the money, he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Being upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and feeling betrayed that Chris lied to him to try to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|left|400px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[The WCT]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to The WCT - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[WCT DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the {{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall}} (of [[Christopher's name change#Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there since he was not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris a few hours later (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four Henrico County police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to [[The WCT]] having [[WCT DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to cooperate with the police during his arrest), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car – the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

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| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
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}}

===Transcript===
'''NOTE''': This transcript begins around 2:24:54, shortly after Ralph changes the perspective on his phone camera.

{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|
''[The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in the background, while we see the inside of Ethan Ralph's car.]''

'''Ralph''': You guys can't see this, but...

'''Girl''': They're bringing her out! They're bringing her out.

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit! Oh ''shit''--

''[The camera pans to a neighboring car, and a girl coming out with her phone to also film the events'']

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''': ''(yelling) To the trolls and anybody else on the internet, do not record this!''

'''Ralph''': ''(yelling)'' CHRIS-CHAN, ''WHAT'S UP?!'' Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out! Hehe.

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Stream freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': I'm going, I'm complying...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': I'm complying, I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Ralph''': (To Girl) Yeah, I think so.

'''Ralph''': (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be complying.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your [[CPU Blue Heart|Goddess Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

'''Ralph''': Well there goes Chris Chan into the Henrico County... deputy's car here.

'''Guy in background''': Don't let the boulder(?) hit you!

'''Ralph''': I don't think they've had an... arrest like this.

'''Girl in background''': No, don't think so.

'''Ralph''': We just got here, too.

'''Guy in background''': This is like the first time nobody's filming the police.

'''Girl in background''': I know.

''[Everyone laughs]''

'''Someone else in background''': ...beginning of an era.

'''Another person in background''': ...did you bring the wallet?

'''Guy in background''': Which one of you wanted to ask questions?

'''Jesse''': Oh I had a chance, but...

'''Ralph''': Okay...

'''Guy in background''': (To officers) Yeah, please do take like good care of her, she is like a good person.

'''Police officer''': I will. I treat everybody the same, man. Alright, y'all have a good day.

'''Ralph''': Thank you, officers.

'''Guy in background''': Thank you.

'''Ralph''': I appreciate y'all taking enough time for me to get here, too.

''[Camera turns away from the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Woww! (breathing heavily) Was that... (camera turns to show Ralph's face) ...was that a scoop or what, ladies and gentlemen? What the, what in the world? Oh as always, falling into my lap here!

'''Guy in background''': (indistinct) ...tell me I didn't make it happen, I told you it was gonna happen.

'''Girl in background''': Dude... (indistinct)

'''Ralph''': He did, he told me. I wasn't going to come out to all this, but...

'''Girl in background''': I can't believe he stayed over here!

'''Ralph''': ...we just got the footage, Jesse PS was riding up over here!

''[End of relevant footage.]''
}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Chris Chan Calls Sonichu In Jail.jpg|thumb|left|250px|{{w|Spec Ops: The Line|"None of this would've happened if you just ''stopped''."}}]]
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a {{w|Fox News}} segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 4 August 2021, Kenneth Sneathern, a judge from Greene County's General District Court, assigned David Heilberg to represent Chris, and also transferred the case to Greene's J&DR (Juvenile and Domestic Relations) court for bond.

During the hearing, Chris requested feminine pronouns be used for himself due to being [[transgender]].<ref name=initial_trial/>

=== Second court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before Greene County's J&DR court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Edwin Consolvo, the attorney representing [[Greene County]], asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety," pointing out that "it’s clear that people sought out where Chandler was staying at a hotel in Henrico and videotaped her arrest." Chris interrupted by loudly saying, "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]," to which Heilberg advised him not to speak unless spoken to by the court.

Chris was sworn in to state his case for bond, but instead demanded to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first, saying he would be "willing to proceed with everything if I can get that done."

Judge Barredo pointed out that bond considerations involve whether a defendant is a flight risk and whether the defendant is a danger to himself, his family, or community. Chris interrupted to say, "she", in reference to his [[transgender]] identity; Barredo responded he was reciting from the state statute.

Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, listing as reasons the nature of the allegations against Chris and that there appears to be a personal danger to Chris and the public at large. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "to get everything back home,” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

On 9 August 2021, Newsweek posted an article on the case, quoting Heilberg, who said that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>

=== Continuance and first letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
}}</ref>

Three days later, Chris penned a bizarre letter directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he ranted at [[Null]] for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

=== More communications from jail ===
{{See also|Jail Communications}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten any weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws offensive comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

Chris has also called several people while in jail using the inmate telephone service, although, what Chris says in these calls is not much different from what can be found inside the letters. However, [[Jail Call - 11 January 2022|in one of the calls]], Chris states that he has attempted to call Barbara multiple times, only to receive no answer from her.

=== Third court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance was scheduled for the 18 [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Several fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Chris spent the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars.

The 3 February hearing was also closed to the public and resulted in another continuance. As a result, Chris spent his 40th [[Christian Love Day|birthday]] incarcerated and missed out on [[BABSCon]] in April. The 28 [[July 2022]] court hearing took place without a continuance, four days short of the one-year anniversary of his arrest,<ref>{{cite farms|thread=112013|post=11138163}}</ref> which resulted in the case being presented to a Grand Jury.

=== Transfer ===
[[File:Transfer.jpg|thumb|200px|Email from VINE confirming the transfer.]]

On 28 February 2022, the Virginia VINE Service confirmed that Chris had been transferred to another location from Central Virginia Regional Jail.<ref>[https://vinelink.vineapps.com/person-detail/offender/17312020;tabIndexToSelect=0 VINELink page]</ref><ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 113715
|post = 11292959
|title = Chris transferred to another facility
|user = Turbocuck
|wayback = 20220302065944
}}</ref> Details regarding the circumstances that led to this are not known, but Chris eventually confirmed he had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]].<ref name=1jun>[[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]]</ref><ref group = "note">VINELink could not track Chris in the period of his transfer, so wherever he was placed is not a jail. The courts are required by law to say if Chris was transferred to a prison. The transfer status would be "Released" if Chris was sent back to his house. When called, CVRJ says the information is "Privileged" which usually means medical.</ref> This was due to a competency evaluation following his third hearing, so he could be "educated" on court proceedings for his July hearing.
[[File:Inmate No Longer Here.jpg|thumb|left|A letter to Chris's jail being rejected due to him being transferred.]]
Someone claiming to work for an EMS later private messaged the CWCki Jerkop [[User:Larry the Larryhog|Larry the Larryhog]] about Chris's record.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-31#post-11335917 Kiwi Farms post regarding Chris's record]</ref> They claimed that Chris was transferred via ambulance with a law enforcement escort and that Chris was able to receive narcotic sedative when needed (though the claims are yet to be verified). A Kiwi Farms member claimed that Chris may have been brought to Western State Hospital,<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/feb-28-2022-chris-transferred-to-another-facility.113715/page-15#post-11307353 Kiwi Farms post claiming that Chris was transferred to the Western State Hospital]</ref> which specializes in mental disorders, and this was eventually confirmed by [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022]], in which Chris revealed details indicating Western State Hospital.

=== Second Transfer ===
[[File:May3jailconfirmed.PNG|thumb|200px]]
[[File:Cwcjailphotomay3.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's third mugshot. The shit eating grin on his face has faded away, and all it took was a simple game of [[Jail Letter - 1 June 2022|Pin The Autistic a day before his return]].]]
Chris was transferred back to the Central Virginia Regional Jail on 3 [[May 2022]]. A mugshot that was taken after the transfer, the first photo of him since [[August 2021]], shows Chris noticeably thinner, with longer hair, more sunken-in eyes, and looking much more gaunt and less enthusiastic than he did previously. This was apparently due to a second [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|pin-me-down]] event occurring shortly before,<ref name=1jun></ref> when Chris allegedly attempted to exorcise another patient whom he believed was being possessed by demons.<ref name=29jul>[[Jail Letter - 29 July 2022]]</ref>

=== Fourth court appearance and Grand Jury ===

{{Misinfo|Chris was sent to a {{w|Grand juries in the United States#Virginia|grand jury}}, not a trial. At this point his sentence has not been determined.}}

Chris's fourth court appearance was scheduled for 10:00AM EDT on 28 [[July 2022]]<ref>https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1002207497098105012/1002207619286577203/2022-07-28_06-31-26.mov</ref> as revealed by a call from an anonymous Discord user to the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court. It has to be noted that the courthouse gave this information freely and without asking any further questions about the inquiry.

[[Kenneth Engelhardt]] had confirmed that Chris has been sent to a <abbr title="A jury of peers, larger than a regular jury, who determine if someone is competent to stand trial, or if the state currently has enough evidence to charge them with a felony. The grand jury does not determine someone's innocence or guilt.">grand jury</abbr> for potential felony charges.

{{quoteboxonion|I just called the Clerk of Court for Greene County regarding CWC. Yes it is verified this is going before a grand jury on felony charges.}}

Chris' grand jury hearing occurred on 8 August 2022. A motion hearing is due to take place on 9 August.

{{Infobox/video
| name = Proof Call
| ytid = 2uQkwRB8njA
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=== Looking forward ===
Exactly what is next for Chris will be heavily influenced by the outcome of the legal processes involved. Son-mother incest is a Class 5 felony in Virginia.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter8/section18.2-366/</ref> Class 5 is a wobbler felony which can either remain as a felony or be downgraded to a misdemeanor.<ref>https://law.lis.virginia.gov/vacode/title18.2/chapter1/section18.2-10/</ref><ref>https://www.silislaw.com/blog/2014/april/virginia-criminal-law-basics-felonies/</ref> With his charge imminent to be upgraded to a felony, he could be facing a [[Kick the autistic|much longer sentence]]; the maximum sentence for felony incest is 10 years, and the maximum sentence for rape is life, with the possibility of [[28 October 2011|other]] [[26 December 2014|charges]] stacking on top of it, adding additional years to his sentencing. If Barb is found to have been physically incapacitated, Chris will be placed on the [[List of places that have banned Chris#Looking ahead|sex offender registry]] for a minimum of fifteen years when (or if) he gets out.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20210318155920/http://sex-offender.vsp.virginia.gov/sor/statutes.html</ref> In addition, if Chris is charged with a felony, his subsequent legal proceedings must be open to the public.

Many observers have suspected that Chris' lawyer attempted to get him to take up a plea deal with a year of time served, but that Chris rejected such a deal, possibly out of the belief that he would still be saved by the Dimensional Merge, or at the very least think he'll be found not guilty [[Honor Roll|despite effectively confessing to the act of incest multiple times]] in both the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]].

Another possibility is that Chris has taken a plea deal and that the terms of the deal include a felony conviction. This would allow Chris to be released on a suspended sentence plus time served, with the threat of prison time should he violate the conditions of his release. If Chris were released with a misdemeanor conviction, the prosecution would not be able to attach any conditions to his release because he has already served the full time for his offense.

Further complicating matters is that as early as [[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022|11 May 2022]], Chris began denying he had ever engaged in any sexual affairs with Barb (despite previously stating he had in the [[Incest Call]] and [[Incest Texts]]), even claiming that Bella confessed to fabricating information during the call without any clarification whatsoever.<ref name=1jun></ref> Needless to say, if Chris were to intentionally give false statements in a court of law, it would be digging a deeper hole for him, given existing evidence.

If Barb consented to sex or even made the first move (which would be consistent with [[Barbara Chandler#Intimate behavior|Barb's long-known uncomfortably touchy-feely behavior around Chris]]), she could be charged as a willing accomplice, and will most certainly need to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|vacate]] her home in the event of a conviction. However, if she did not or could not consent, Chris could be facing a potential rape charge which, in the worst case, could net him a life sentence. Whether or not he will be allowed to take up parole will be up to the State of Virginia to decide, given the severity of such charges. However, Chris alleges that Heilberg told him that Barbara was never questioned about her involvement in the incest on account of her old age and "falling mentality".<ref>[[Jail Letter - 11 May 2022]]</ref>

==Charge==
On 29 [[July 2022]], Greene County Circuit Court posted information relating to Chris's case. Chris's case number is CR22000141-00 and the offense is 18.2-366 (written in the software as "Incest w/own child"), a Class 5 felony. The information also provides official confirmation that Chris had been sent to [[Western State Hospital]] earlier in the year. It also notes that David Heilberg had sent a letter to Chris before the last hearing. Note that the dates aren't accurately reflected, as the records weren't public until July 29. Future pleadings and orders regarding Chris will presumably be dated accurately and have all boxes filled in.

<center><gallery>
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 29 July 2022 Pleadings-Orders.png|29 July 2022, Indictment to Grand Jury
File:Court Record - Greene Circuit Court - Incest - (Chris, CR22000141-00) - 5 August 2022.png|5 August 2022, Motion to Pre-trial added
</gallery></center>

==Fan videos==
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| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = chris chan in prison
| video = {{#ev:youtube|9Yq3D_ohKXw}}
| stardate = 3 [[January 2022]]
| maker = Antonio Prola
| subject = Chris in jail
| info = "......you know the how expression too many cooks spoil the broth? Well t- this was too many crooks! Too many CROOKS! TOO many CROOKS! And that ED page is one of those crooks. Every page. Every word. On the discussion page. Is a crook."

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Congratulations Chris Chan, Animatic with Voices
| video = {{#ev:youtube|FZlxWjymXso}}
| stardate = 5 [[May 2022]]
| maker = nathanwagnervo
| subject = Animatic
| info = Sonichu musically telling off Chris for ruining his own life.

}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan in Ace Attorney
| video = {{#ev:youtube|bBeZYyu0vR0}}
| stardate = 3 [[August 2021]]
| maker = Tails is dissapointed in your recent decisions
| info = We're in for quite the ride, aren't we?

}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

{{Notes}}

==References==
<references/>
{{Articleofthenow}}
{{IncestSaga}}
{{PrisonSaga}}
{{Law}}
[[Category:Articles with Jail Saga speculation]]

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2022-04-18T01:46:41Z

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*'''15 April''' - A chatlog from [[March 2021]], in which '''[[The Place chats - Psychic Detective‎|Chris role-played as a psychic detective]]''', is released.
*'''14 April''' - A DM from [[October 2020]], in which '''[[Naught DMs#Praetor|Chris discussed Praetor]]''', is released.
*'''13 April''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], in which '''[[The Place chats - Watchmen-Praetor confrontations#13 February 2021|Chris criticized behavior]]''' in [[The Place]], is released.
*'''12 April''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], '''[[The Place chats - Piezoelectric Crystals]]''', in which Chris described wanting to use piezoelectric crystals to open a portal and activate the [[Dimensional Merge]], is released.
*'''11 April''' - A brief chat excerpt from [[February 2021]], of Chris mentioning '''[[The Place chats (February 2021)#Sally Acorn Dream|a dream of almost having sex with ''Sonic'' character Sally Acorn]]''', is released.
*'''10 April''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], '''[[The Place chats - Watchmen-Praetor confrontations]]''', in which the [[Watchmen]], [[Praetor]] and Chris argued, is released.

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Dimensional Merge

2021-12-11T22:57:12Z

Good username: /* Post-Merge Era */

:''For the video where Chris talks about the merge, see [[Dimensional Merge Announcements]].''
{{quote|Damn Dimension [[1218]]’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!|Chris, after New Year's 2019, disappointed when our reality did not merge with Sonichu's<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts]]</ref>.}}

{{quote|[The] Dimension Merge [...] is completed; All that remains of Universe 1218 is the failing Earth, Period.|Chris, coping with being sent to [[August_2021_Arrest_and_Court_Case|jail]] for over two months.<ref>[[Jail Letter 3]]</ref>}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge on freespeechwall-min.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris warns downtown [[Charlottesville]] of the impending merge on its Free Speech Wall, 2018.]]

The '''Dimensional Merge''' (also referred to as the '''Collective Shift''')<ref>[[March 2021 social media posts#Ego]]</ref> is an escapist fantasy and [[coping]] mechanism for [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. Originally part of the lore the [[Idea Guys]] had [[brainwashed]] into Chris, the Dimensional Merge is Chris’s latest attempt at avoiding [[reality]], believing that it will rescue him from his self-inflicted life problems and enable him to continue [[Chris and reality#Psychological_problems|living like a child]].

The Merge is an event in which Chris believes that "[[Dimensions#1218|Dimension 1218]]" and "[[Dimensions#C-197|Dimension C-197]]" (respectively, the universe of real life, and the [[Dimensions|parallel universe]] where [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] and other fictional characters live) will combine, [[Chris and reality|bringing fictional characters into reality]]. Chris is convinced that he is the designated liaison of the event and will become a [[Chris and religion|deity]] as a result, giving the appearance of a doomsday cult leader. First announced in [[October 2018]], the Dimensional Merge's beginning on 18 November 2018,<ref name=mergebegins>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1064201575994982400</ref> aligning with the 40th anniversary of the {{w|Jonestown|Jonestown mass suicide}}, revealed it to be a [[troll]] fabrication.
The Merge was expected to take place by the end of [[December 2018]]. Naturally, when New Year's came and went, Chris began backpedaling but remained insistent that the Merge would occur. On 29 December 2020, Chris tried again at claiming that the merge was happening<ref>[[December 2020 social media posts#The Merge is apparently on]]</ref> as a coping mechanism for the cancellation of the 2021 [[BABSCon]].

Trolls had put the idea of the Dimensional Merge into Chris's head, and have encouraged it ever since. A [[Teen Troon Squad]] member claimed the idea to have originated with the [[Idea Guys]], but added, "we discouraged the idea at first",<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4149788/</ref> implying that they later began encouraging Chris to believe. In the months since then, several [[weens]] and [[enablers]] have also pretended to believe in the Merge, enabling Chris and trying to win him over. As the default latching-on point for trolls and the dominant meta-[[saga]] in Chris's life at present, the Dimensional Merge has replaced the classic [[Love Quest]] after its [[polyamorous marriage|surreal conclusion]] in early [[2018]].

Chris proclaimed that the Merge was on when as the police [[Prison Saga|arrested him]] in August 2021 – the ensuing time period was dubbed the [[Post-Merge Era]]

== Background ==

[[File:Filthy carpet in Work Room - July 2019.jpg|thumb|x250px|right|Reality, according to Chris.]]

Chris has, for a long time, believed in the existence of one or more alternative universes, where every fictional character lives. He first alluded to this belief during a January 2010 [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|phone call]] with [[Asperchu|Alec Benson Leary]] in which he told Leary that [[Asperchu/Background|Asperchu]] would surely have negative feelings about his [[Asperger syndrome|own name]] and repeatedly called Leary “[[naïve]]” for explaining that Asperchu is ''not'' a living, sentient creature who lives in another universe and can independently generate his own thoughts. This is most likely one of the things Chris has [[Things Chris has ripped off|learned]] from [[Chris and television|television]]. More specifically, he offered the 1988 animated comedy film ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' to Leary as evidence for a “toon world” inhabited by every “published or unpublished” cartoon character.

From then up to the Dimensional Merge saga, Chris has increasingly believed that the fictitious city of [[CWCville]] and [[List of Sonichu characters|his characters]] were real, embracing their alleged existence as a way to “escape” from anything he [[Kick the Autistic|does not like]]. Chris has been spotted conversing, interacting and even [[BronyCon#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dancing]] with his imaginary friends on many occasions.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Re: Eyewitness account of the debt hearing], 19 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190622230219/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/6-19-eyewitness-account-of-the-debt-hearing.57555/#post-4870932 Archived version]).</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Aug 2017 - Video of Chris dancing with "Magi-Chan" at BronyCon gala], 27 June 2019 ([https://web.archive.org/web/20190715211102/https://kiwifarms.net/threads/aug-2017-video-of-chris-dancing-with-magi-chan-at-bronycon-gala.57840/ Archived version]).</ref>

Throughout [[2017]], Chris appeared convinced by the [[Idea Guys]] that the Sonichu and [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] universes actually existed, but in a separate dimension. In [[July 2018]], Chris [[July 2018 social media posts#Earth 1218|tweeted]] at Marvel writer Seanan McGuire, asking him to confirm the "dimension number" of "this Earth". McGuire responded with "Earth 1218", and later clarified that this was the Marvel universe's designation for the real universe. Chris took it as gospel, and subsequently uses "1218" to refer to the actual, existing universe. Weeks later, McGuire reiterated [[August 2018 social media posts#Redesign|once again]] that everything was imaginary, but Chris' response to McGuire and various trolls indicates that he still believes that people such as McGuire can communicate with other dimensions.

Over the summer and fall of 2018, Chris met with the [[Teen Troon Squad]], people who gave him [[Chris and drugs#Cannabis|weed]], pretended to be possessed by Sonichu characters and that the universes would merge.

===Relation to [[Financhu Crisis]]===
Chris believes that he is wealthy in [[CWCville]], and that when the dimensions merge, he will have access to his [[money]] there and he will be able to pay off his current, real-world debts. He has asked to borrow money from people, claiming he will pay back ten times the amount once the merge concludes, not realizing he sounds like a more autistic version of the {{w|Advance-fee scam|Nigerian Prince Scam}}.

On 8 October, Chris tweeted:

{{quotebox|Sometimes I just want to Give Up - but my Loves won't Let Me. If people could help us here, in This World, Monetarily, we would be Okay. I promise all of you, that when That Day Comes, I will reimburse you, Personally, in the Nation of Cwcville.}}

He followed up on 23 October with:

{{quotebox|When the worlds merge I will have access to TONS of savings in Cwcville. It is a lot of money; indeed. 10:1 is my repayment rate!}}

On 24 [[September 2018]], Chris was [[Chris and the law|sued]] by Second Round Sub for unpaid debt, and on 23 [[October 2018]], Midland Funding followed suit. The case for the former was postponed to January, but the verdict on the Midland case was read on 19 [[December 2018]], requiring Chris to pay $2,777.90 at 6% interest and $55 in court costs.

Remarkably, he has done little begging in the wake of the lawsuits. This has surprised many, considering the immense amount of times he has groveled online for money in the years 2016-2018. He has instead chosen to stick his head in the sand and pretend that the Merge will solve all his problems for him.

==Beliefs on the Merge==
{{quote|When I had to go to hospital and stay in hospital with heart complications, Chris sent me a message from his [[MagiChan111448|Magi-Chan Sonichu account]] claiming that my symptoms were associated with affects from the dimensional merge.|[[Aly Hirschberg]].<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/goto/post?id=7227880</ref>}}

[[File:Dimensional Merge math on McDonalds napkin.jpg|thumb|While eating at [[McDonald's]], Chris scribbled down the math for how many people will be killed in the Merge on a napkin.]]

Chris [https://kiwifarms.net/posts/3862765/ announced] the event on 14 [[October 2018]]. On 26 [[October 2018]], Chris posted a video entitled "[[Dimensional Merge Announcements]]" where he outlined the process of 1218 merging with its "sister dimension" C-197, where [[Things Chris has ripped off|every fictional character known to exist]] resides. He believes that once the merge occurs, Earth will be shared by humans and various characters.

On 14 [[November 2018]], Chris made a tweet explaining the survival rates for the inhabitants of the sister dimensions during the merge. Chris explains the population math as follows; 61.25% of the population of dimension C-197 is identical to that of Earth in dimension 1218, the remaining 38.75% of the population of C-197 are OCs which are unique to C-197, all of the OCs of C-197 are guaranteed to survive the merge, at least 51% of the human population of the Earths in both sister dimensions will survive the merge and at least 41% will not with an uncertainty of 8%, the best outcome of the merge would leave 59% of the population of 1218 alive and all of the 38.75% of the OCs of C-197 plus 11.25% of the human population of C-197 in the dimension 1218C197, the dimension 1C-211987 would be left with 109% of 1218's current population leaving approximately 8.365 billion humans and OCs in the new universe.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1062688325130219521</ref>

[[File:DimensionalMergeThanos.jpg|thumb|500px|right|Chris Thanos-ing the two dimensions with the Infinity Gauntlet.]]
Naturally, he [[Chris and his ego|believes that he will be guaranteed survival]] because he "absorbed the spiral seal" from his Sega Dreamcast and is therefore the middleman between the two dimensions. He believes that himself and [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] are basically deities, and that he will gain superpowers following the merge because of his belief that he is half-Sonichu.

He sent [https://archive.fo/AEDdd dozens of follow-up tweets] further detailing the process, explaining that [[Cwcville]] would replace northern [[Virginia]], Gotham City will replace a portion of New Jersey, and Equestria will take over the entirety of [[BronyCon|Maryland]]. He explained that this will resemble a natural disaster scenario and that mass evacuations may occur during the merge.

On 18 November 2018, Chris announced that the Merge had begun<ref name=mergebegins></ref>. This date coincides with the anniversary of the Jonestown mass suicide, implying that the Idea Guys had originated the Merge concept, as their calling card was inserting infamous historical dates into CWCville lore.

In early [[December 2018]], Chris reported feeling [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-10_8-12-50-png.611515/ "psychic headaches"] and associated the merge with the [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/cwc-png.611544/ California wildfires and the romaine lettuce recall.] As the merge drew closer, he claimed to have [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/2-png.619236/ "lightning powers"] and that the "millions of volts" of electricity in his head is evidence that he is half-Sonichu. Without giving a time estimate for the merge, he tried to dispel doubts by [https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2018-12-22_11-41-7-png.620632/ claiming that he can "touch and feel"] [[Polyamorous marriage|Magi-Chan and Cryzel Rosechu]]. He estimated that the merge would conclude by the year's end.<ref>https://archive.fo/QKq44</ref>

===Magi-Chan doxxing incident===
{{main|Teen Troon Squad#Magi-Chan doxxing incident}}
On Christmas 2018, someone claiming to be Magi-Chan logged into Chris's Twitter, posting a Pastebin dump containing the dox of one of the Teen Troon Squad's members. They also stated that the Merge would actually take place in 20 years due to time dilation, and that Sonichu residents of C-197 would need to hibernate until then. Chris ultimately disregarded the news.

== The Merge in 2019 and Beyond ==
[[File:MergeProofArt.jpg|thumb|Chris proving the merge once and for all.]]
[[File:CWCville_Degeneration.jpg|thumb|An artist's depiction of CWCville after the merge.]]
Naturally, New Year's Eve of 2019 was an eagerly awaited moment as the final chance for the cataclysm to occur. In the early morning hours of 1 January 2019, Chris spoke out on Twitter in a New Year's address, explaining that the Merge had not happened on time due to "red tape", betraying some internal bureaucracy in the process of becoming the goddess of 80s computers.

He remained insistent that the event would still occur, adding in reassurances that the Sonichu-verse was still "Awake" to remind everyone of the Magi-chan doxxing's non-canon status.

{{quotebox|Good New Year, Everyone. I shall make my statement for now, and I Want No Backtalk Or Hateful Commentary.

The Dimension Merge of C-197 and our 1218 is still in progress. There is more damn red tape to work through, but our goal is still set; it is only delayed.

Everyone of C-197 is still very much Awake; we have secured [[Arfoire]] in a magic-proof cell a few days ago. Not even that Witch’s Courier on Facebook can say otherwise, because [[Honor Roll|I Know Better]], and her words shall never get to or sway me any other way.

I still remain the [[CPU]] Blue Heart of the Commodore Consoles, Cwcville and Comma, and Everyone is safe and well. But for now, I shall delay online talk of the Dimension Merge through my Social Media Accounts until further notice.

And I still remain very much married to Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and Mewtwo; there is room for at least one from this Dimension, but there is no rush.

For now, Happy New Year, Everyone.

Dismiss. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

The context behind Chris's aside about [[Jessica Quinn#Versus Idea Guy|Arfoire]] was revealed in screencaps [[Lukas]] leaked on [[/cow/]]. In them, a person purporting to be the Arfoire-possessed Jessica Quinn PMs Chris over Facebook, saying she had tricked Chris into believing in the Merge:

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However, the attached post from Lukas<ref>https://8ch.net/cow/res/687691.html#q690962</ref> suggests that Lukas had been posing as Quinn in an attempt to pass the blame onto her:

{{quoteboxyellow|I’m not even the one who started the merge thing I just tricked my moms sugar daddy into buying Chris’s porn shit here’s screenshots Chris sent to me of texts from Jessica Quinn pretty sure she’s the one}}

Despite Chris stating that he would abstain from talking about the Merge online until further notice, he went on to mention it ''the following day'' while writing about the <s>[[Chris and health|health problems]]</s> "superpowers" that he got from it.<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1080537645162422272</ref>

On 4 January 2019, Chris said that he was awaiting further information on the merge, more indication that the entire merge event had been scripted and fed to him by trolls who were no longer in the picture.

{{quote|Because of some deity-level red tape, it's delayed but it will happen soon enough. But don't make a big deal about it until I have more further information about it.|Chris, [[Jackson Dalton]] interview}}

Particularly troubling about Chris's comment is that he wants more information in order to verify that his delusional thoughts are real. By admitting this, he highlighted a path for new trolls to get into his head, showing he failed to learn from the [[Idea Guys]] saga. Several eager weens rushed in to fill the gaps in Chris's ''knowledge'', though by mid-[[June 2019]], Chris had apparently become overwhelmed with these, and has since turned to other, [[Chris and his ego|more credible]] sources.

===Continued hope in the merge===
[[File:Dmcompletcard.jpg|thumb|The epitome of Chris's desperation in card form. Also, the one goal card that Chris will never win.]]
After the first deadline for the merge had passed, Chris remained optimistic that the merge would still happen at some point. While he was initially quiet about it, he began ramping up the rants about the merge again around spring. On 31 March, he tweeted:<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1112426978458718208</ref>

{{quotebox|The <nowiki>#DimensionMerge</nowiki> is still happening and going on. C-197 plus 1218 <nowiki>=</nowiki> 1C-211987. OCs are really becoming more obvious here; there are even sightings of a [[April_2018_Paid_Video_Requests#Message_to_Dio_Brando.2C_Plus_I_Need_a_New_Phone.21|Dio blonde vampire in Egypt]]. Descendants, Beware! Dio is coming after you all.}}

Several merge-related tweets followed in April, in which he claimed that people in Japan were seeing OCs<ref>[[:File:Mergeprogress.png]]</ref> and blaming the Notre Dame church fire on a Pokémon.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/4-15-chris-spotted-at-target-he-tweets-that-a-pokemon-caused-notre-dame-fire.55479/</ref> The events around this time give context for Chris's renewed interest in the merge:

*Earlier in March 2019, after Chris was gifted a [[Nintendo Switch]], he developed an obsession with playing the augmented reality game ''[[Pokémon GO|Pokémon Go]]''. The game's premise revolves around using smartphones to see Pokémon characters in real-world settings, which coincides with Chris's beliefs about the merge.

*On 2 April, Chris was sued for debt for the fourth time, further confirming the link between the merge and his financial problems.

*On 3 April, a new troll entered the stage with [[Future message from Crystal W Chandler]], who presented himself to Chris as a messenger of the merge.

Beginning in summer 2019, Chris would emphasise more often that the Merge is already nearly done and would soon be completely finished, like an obscure sect leader struggling to explain to his followers after the fact why the Second Coming had not come when he calculated it should. On 13 [[June 2019]], Chris claimed that he had been consulting with Jesus Christ, and that Jesus has been helping with the dimensional merge, which would be finished in the "near-coming days" – but without giving an actual set date. Chris also mentioned that Jesus has been preaching this at churches and in Pokémon gyms and yet needed Chris to help get the word out by posting to his [[Soft Exile|protected]] Twitter account.<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Chris says, according to Jesus, dimensional merge will be finished soon]]</ref> Naturally, after indulging his fantasies on the matter, Chris begged for money.<ref>[[2019 Sales Listings#June]]</ref>

As [[July 2019]] began, Chris tried to demonstrate his divine abilities through #[[PsychicPowers]], a pair of videos in which Chris drops items from his hand by the {{w|Ideomotor effect|ideomotor effect}}. On 8 July, he tried to assure his TRUE and HONEST believers on Twitter that the Merge's effects would be 'MILD and TEMPORARY', and continued his long trend of attributing random events in the news as harbingers of the Merge. On 10 July, Chris, via his [[Magi-chan]] sockpuppet on Twitter, complained about the many uninspired [[troll]]s who have tried to take advantage of the Merge to exploit Chris.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/7-10-magi-chan-telling-everybody-that-all-the-stuff-christine-said-and-did-is-true.58275/]</ref> This has not prevented others, such as the [[Multidimensional White Knights]] or [[Jacob Sockness]], from attempting to weasel their way into Chris's inner circle.

To advance his belief in the Merge, Chris has resorted to using sockpuppet accounts on Twitter, most prominently [[MagiChan111448]], to broadcast events. Whether he is using this as a transparent [[disguises|disguise]] to convince others, or he genuinely thinks that he is channeling his cartoon character's thoughts and statements into a microblogging platform, is unclear. On 14 [[August 2019]], '[[Magi-Chan]]' would announce that he has allegedly arrived into the real world, and would presently describe in a video the Merge's status.<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#Magi-chan says he has entered our world|Magi-chan says he has entered our world]]</ref>

In a [[Discord]] message on November 2019, Chris was still pining for the Merge, stating, "As for getting me into C-197, that Has to happen ASAP." In March 2020, during the COVID-19 pandemic, Chris believed it to be a sign of the impending Merge.<ref>[[March 2020 social media posts#COVID-19 a sign of Dimensional Merge]]</ref>

On 29 [[December 2020]], Chris announced that the Merge "is on".<ref>https://twitter.com/cpu_cwcsonichu/status/1344006709606555648?s=21</ref> Later in the day, Chris stated that his “Merge is on” post was in reference to an “apex event” most likely referring to him attempting to break the Iron Curtain.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344103627657523200</ref> The next day, Chris went into further detail alluding to the Merge happening on New Years day 2021.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1344445974689755136</ref> When New Years day came Chris clarified he meant the Merge would happen “any moment at the present time” meaning very soon after the New Year. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1345224423704555520</ref> On January 22, Chris announced that the merge would be completed, making it the 3rd time he had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1352706314699493383</ref>

Back in 30 [[October 2020]], Chris (pretending to be Sonichu), stated if he could not get Chris' body back to C-197 and Chris and Sonichu's souls swapped, Chris could not return to 1218. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1322323442255974400</ref> When Chris and Sonichu “swapped” on 25 [[February 2021]], Chris was expecting the Merge to happen on that day because of the swap which is why he said, “The dimension merge is happening; know which universe you are in when are suddenly transported peoples.” <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365027058355752962</ref> This would be the 4th time Chris had claimed the Merge would happen at a specific time. Due to the Merge not happening on February 25th and MLP G5 movie screenshots being leaked, Chris decided to leave Twitter to remain in his cognitive dissonance.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1365352632454414337</ref> Predictably, this commitment to leave the website lasted only a single day.<ref>https://twitter.com/GFuelEnergy/status/1365801650816958467</ref>

On 9 [[March 2021]], Chris claimed that 1218 and C-197 were one combined dimension in the past, but King Arthur and other kings used magic to separate the combined dimensions and send all known magic to C-197. <ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1369417934104391689</ref>

==Post-Merge Era==
{{Dated|[[Talk:Dimensional Merge#Over?|Chris's thoughts on the Merge in jail]]}}
During his arrest on 1 [[August 2021]], Chris declared that "the merge is on" once again, possibly believing that it will get him out jail.

In a series of letters addressed to a number of individuals penned during his incarceration, Chris has continued to maintain his belief in the Merge, even as he incorporated several aspects of Christianity and Biblical references into his ever-shifting mythos. Despite his apparent newfound faith in God and his self-identification as a living reincarnation of Jesus himself, he has consistently kept his title of CPU Blue Heart, making numerous allusions to his belief in the Merge across all of his letters. In his first widely-publicised message from jail, he claimed the Merge was 'completed and concluding'<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Jail_Letter_-_19_September_2021</ref>, echoing similar beliefs in his second missive. Most noticeably, in the third letter from jail addressed to a ween attempting to convert him to Islam, he states that the Merge is 'completed', with only the 'failing Earth' of his home dimension awaiting eventual incorporation into Chris' OC-infested utopia. While some expected his time behind bars to humble or educate him, Chris has evidently chosen to further ensconce himself within his imaginary world, likely doubling down on the Merge's use as a coping mechanism in the belief that it will rescue him from his imprisonment and probable conviction.

The Merge's future course is subject only to Chris's whims, and is not dependent upon Chris's [[Financhu Crisis|deteriorating finances]], his [[Barbara Chandler|aged mother's]] declining health, or [[Chris and reality|any other events in 1218]]. Originally supposed to be complete within a few months of its announcement, it is now [[lie|''nearly complete'']] and yet continues to be pushed further into the future, as nothing in Chris's world objectively changes except the identities of his enabling rivals for incompetence. Whether Chris will abandon his belief in the Merge in the event of some external shock like Barb's [[Chris and death|death]] and its fallout, or retreat even further into it, is something only time can tell.

==See Also==
*[[Chris and reality]]
*[[Dimensions]]
*[[The Journey to the Merge]]

==References==
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*... that [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|this website, the CWCki, is a LOAD OF BULL]]?
*... that Chris got [[Polyamorous marriage|married]]... [[Magi-Chan|to]] [[Cryzel Rosechu|four]] [[Mewtwo|of]] [[Sylvana|his]] [[imaginary friends]]?
*... that [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]] [[Chris's Letter to Blanca|told]] Chris that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was to be his TRUE and HONEST [[sweetheart]]?
*... that a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha Retraction|Forgiveness Blessing]] can counter the extreme bad luck and misfortune associated with the [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] attack?
*... that [[Misc E-mails#Uri Geller Emails|Uri Geller]], a famed magician, tried to give Chris a reality check when he sought psychic training?
*... that [[Autism Awareness E-mails|Chris is capable of taking care of himself]]?
*... that Chris once attended a [[Chris and mental healthcare#Relationship Management Classes|Relationship Management Class]] intended for couples?
*... that [[Bob]] wanted Chris to [[THAT IS MY HOUSE#Uncut|shut that goddamn thing off]]?
**... and that Chris is working on it!?
*... that Chris did not discover [[Mass debating|masturbation]] until the age of 16?
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*... that Chris has performed [[Dick Licker; that is I|oral sex on Magi-Chan]]?
*... that [[JenkinsJinkies]] is definitely '''NOT''' Chris?
*... that Chris was no longer [[So Need a Cute Girl|stuck as a]] [[virgin with rage]] after [[Mia Hamm|hiring a prostitute]]?
*... that Chris will never get to return the favor by dancing with [[Tiffany Gowen]] at their [[high school]] reunion?
*... that Chris has committed [[28 October 2011|assault and battery]] against [[Michael Snyder]] and [[26 December 2014|illegally pepper sprayed]] the [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]]?
*... that Chris got fired from [[Wendy's]] for scaring a small child with his [[Donald Duck impersonation]]?
*... that Chris attempted to fix [[The Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail]], and somehow made it make less sense?
*... that <s>[[Chris]]</s> <s>[[BILLY MAYS]]</s> <s>[[Allison Amber]]</s> <s>[[Brendan Fraser]]</s> [[Mary Lee Walsh]] is the Mayor of [[CWCville]]?
*... that the [[Idea Guys]] [[List of beliefs brainwashed into Chris|brainwashed]] Chris into believing that [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|his imaginary daughter Crystal]] would be brought into the world by [[:File:CWCSonichu Rule34.jpeg|Chris anally raping Sonichu]]?
*... that Chris is cool with adoption, but his dream of his future daughter calls for [[List of Christian's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica#Edit details|blood, tears and semenal descent?]]
|2=
*... that Chris was accused by [[trolls]] of killing [[BILLY MAYS]] because he took Chris' spot as Mayor of CWCville?
*... that the [[Dimensional Merge]] will bring fictional characters and [[imaginary friends]] into reality?
**... and that the new [[dimension]] will be named 1C-211987, a mashup of our current dimension 1218 and Chris's fantasy dimension C-197?
*... that Chris is [[JenkinsJinkies|as wild as a serial raper]]?
**... and that Chris tried to scare us with a ghost dog story?
**... and that Chris tried to disguise himself as a troll?
*... that the [[trolls]] may have [[2012 Poster campaign|hired a skywriter]]?
*... that Chris believes that [[CWCville]] is real?
*... that Chris, [[List of Christian's edits to the CWCki#GodofThunderGodofWar|in his own words]], buys "[[Obesity|healthy food]], [[My Coke Rewards|good]] [[Alcohol|drinks]] and [[List of toys|just]] [[Video games|necessities]] with [[Monthly tugboat|Good Money]]?"
*... that Chris once tried to get [[Nowacking|a MLP fandom voice actor]] to unblock him on [[Twitter]] by [[BronyCon_2018#Nowacking_rejection|gifting a toy and a drawing]]?
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*... that Chris can put his [[January 2020 social media posts#Magic Bottle|energy into crystals]] and drink that same energy to rejuvenate himself, thus creating energy in the process?
*... that Chris believes that ''{{w|Who Framed Roger Rabbit}}'' is [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 2|an accurate depiction]] of [[Chris and reality|reality]]?
**... and that in the days before [[Meditation#Astral projection|Astral projection]], a dance mat in his room was [[CWCville#Geography and location|one way]] to reach CWCville?
*... that Chris’s [[BronyCon 2017#Dancing with Magi-Chan|dance partner]] in BronyCon 2017 was also an imaginary friend?
*... that Chris’s investment strategy is to [[Chris and money#Lottery|stake $8 on the lottery]] every week?
*... that ''[[My Little Pony|Equestria Girls]]'' is ranked #2 in Chris's [[August 2013 Facebook Posts#Top Movies List|Top Movies List on Facebook]]?
*... that Chris once had a strong disdain for the ''[[Harry Potter]]'' franchise [[Chris and brand loyalty|due to a perceived rivalry with]] the ''[[Pokémon]]'' franchise?
*... that Chris believes that [[The Simpsons|Lisa Simpson]] will be the President of the United States after the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
**... and that [[November 2020 social media posts#.23LisaSimpson2020|Chris seemingly voted for Lisa Simpson in the 2020 Election]], despite endorsing [[Joe Biden]] to take over the Presidency after [[Pmurt|Donald Trump]]?
*... that [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back]], even though Chris now identifies as [[transgender]] and isn't actively growing facial hair?
|4=
*... that Chris spends a lot of time in [[Chris's room|his bedroom]], in spite of a traumatic experience with [[Abusive babysitter|a babysitter locking him in there]]?
*... that Youtuber [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC_3pplzbKMZsP5zBH_6SVJQ GenoSamuel2.1] has a documentary series on Chris that is 59 episodes long?
*... that Chris believes that he could influence the international company Hasbro to [[My Little Pony Protests|cancel a ''My Little Pony'' reboot]] because he told them that the characters didn't like being in it?
*... that Chris really [[Fridays After Five|cannot dance]]?
*... that Chris recycled his own [[semen]] by drinking it?
**... and that Chris believed that drinking Fanta before cumming would give his semen the same taste?
**... and that Chris [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta: Semen Flavor| mixed semen with Fanta]]?
*... that Chris wishes you a [[Bunny Hop|hoppy Easter]]?
*... that in the [[Tour of Christian's House]], Chris called his [[Chandler Family Tree|family]] a bunch of pack rats?
*... that Chris has said [[Niggos]] only once, but has used the actual N-word multiple times?
|5=
*... that Chris has been recording himself [[Chris and anger|freaking out on camera]] as early as [[Song of Christian|10th grade]]?
*... that Chris [[List of things Chris has shoved up his ass|stuck anal beads up his asshole]] but threw them away after using them because they were covered in shit?
*... that you should [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|believe in the OCs]]?
*... that serial killer Ted Bundy was actually a framed [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] named [[Bundychu]]?
**... and that [[Bundychu]] is friends with [[Bob Chandler]]?
*... that despite being the [[Chris and his ego|so-called]] [[CPU]] of the Commodore systems, Chris [[naive|doesn't know]] how to turn a [[Commodore 64]] on?
*... that Chris stuck his [[duck]] in some [[Cwcsicle|snow]]?
*... that [[Clyde is Weaker than Water]]?
*... that [[Alec Benson Leary]] imprisoned four [[Rosechu]]s in his [[Asperchu parodies#Basement Rosechus|basement]]?
*... that Chris drove [[Clyde Cash#Ryan|Ryan Cash]] to [[Chris and death#Suicide|suicide]] when he temporarily cancelled ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''?
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*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu Amiibo|amiibo]]?
*... that [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]?
*... that [[A-Logging|A-Log]] is Chris-Chan 2.0?
**... and that [[Michael J. Hirtes]] is A-Log 2.0 (and thus Chris-Chan 3.0)?
*... that Chris went to a [[Impulse Gay Social Club|a gay bar]] on a few occasions?
*... that the [[United States of America|American]] government pays Chris [[Monthly tugboat|$27 every single day]] to sit around the house doing little to nothing?
*... that [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|MLPG5 is cancelled]] and G4 needs 5 more seasons?
*... that Chris [[Autism Awareness E-mails|doesn't have a caretaker]], despite how badly he needs one?
*... that Chris [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|reinterpreted]] one of [[Lovely Weather|his characters]] when he believed that she had taken the form of [[Jessica Quinn|his newest sweetheart]]?
*... that Chris believed he cured his [[autism]] by listening to [[Subliminal Frequency Hypnosis]]?
|7=
*... that Chris joined [[DeviantART]] to get in touch with choice Fan Artists?
*... that Chris believes he has [[Common Questions#26 January 2010|over a billion people]] in his [[True and Loyal Fanbase]]?
*... that Chris wanted "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" to be repealed so that [[homos]] "[[Mailbag 49|can go die in explosions]]"?
*... that Chris went to school [[Jackie Chat 9|on the short bus]]?
*... that Chris chatted on AIM with [[Vanessa Hudgens]]?
*... that Chris is a [[Chris and stress|stressed]] [[:Category:Yo! CWC Raps|homeboy]] [[Chris and the Law|imprisoned]] in [[Laughs Under Lucricities|lulz]]?
*... that Chris told [[Barbara]] about his [[Bob Walks In Aftermath|masturbation]], but [[Bob]] was not as open minded on the subject?
*... that Chris [[Self-inflicted taint wound|slashed his taint]] open as part of a DIY gender transition attempt?
*... that Chris used to [[A Week With Christian Chandler|sleep in class]] (and had no shame about it)?
*... that [[Man in the Pickle Suit|the pickle man]] [[Chris Chan Update 21 October 2008|tricked Chris again]]?
|8=
*... that Chris considers the "[[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|romance]]" in his comics as his best art?
*... that Chris describes World War II as [[Manchester High Leaks#Japan War Essay|"a very tragic event with guns, insults, and... yuck!"]]?
*... that Chris's [[CWC Ancestry|23andMe DNA results]] indicate that he has no [[Cherokian Clan|Cherokee]] ancestry, but is 1.3% [[Mario|Italian]]?
*... that Chris [[100 2278|cannot do a single pull-up]] or [[CWC 30 Push Ups|push-up]]?
*... that Chris [[Power|once knew a man from Nantucket]]?
*... that on his [[MySpace]], Chris marked his fat contacts with "More to Love"?
*... that Chris is the [[The GAMe PLACe#Chris the Card Gamer|Level-Up King]]?
*... that [[Virginia is for Virgins]]?
*... that [[Bob]] believed [[Megan Schroeder]], [[Michael Snyder]] and some [[homos]] are [[Matthew Noble call|behind all the trolling]]?
**... and that Chris [[Facebook#Game Place|believed it too]]?
|9=
*... that Chris [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|voided himself in terror in his sleep]] when he thought that [[Clyde Cash]] [[Ivy Q&A#Threats|was trying to kill him]]?
*... that [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's creative process is Random, Extensive, Tough to Comprehend sometimes]]?
*... that Chris thinks you're "[[10 September 2009|trolling stupid]]"?
*... that Chris once [[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|visited an abandoned sanatorium]] to leave an offering to the haunting spirits, only to have it removed by a [[Weening|ween]] mere hours later?
*... that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Carlos Chantor|male prostitute]]?
**... and that Chris tried starting a career as a [[Stephanie Bustcakes|female prostitute]]?
*... that Chris thinks that those with [[Aspergers (CWCipedia article)|Asperger's]] try to take the Shine and Limelight away from true [[Autism|autistic]] people?
*... that [[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|farting is OK]], and actually helps cure cancer?
*... that Chris [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans|once said that ''Pain'' is a fun game]], despite having no trophies for it on PSN?
*... that Chris once had a prostitute [[Chris and sex#Prostitution|hang up]] on him?
|10=
*... that Chris hates the word "[[Asperger syndrome|Aspergers]]" almost as much as the word "[[Naïve]]"?
**... and that Chris has no idea what [[Naïve]] actually means?
*... that [[Bryan Bash]] sent [[Hooker incident|a handful of hookers to Chris' house]]?
*... that [[Jerkhief|wooden badges]] are delicious?
*... that Chris loves [[McDonald's]], while his [[dad]] preferred [[Burger King]]?
*... that Chris's name used to be "Christopher", [[Christopher's name change|until a man in a bear suit misheard his name and called him "Christian"]]?
**... and that his [[Chris and Spanish|Spanish]] name is Ricardo?
**... and that his legal name is now [[Transgender|Christine]]?
*... that the [[Chris's Big Night Out#Grip 'n' Sip|Long Island Iced Tea]] is the official cocktail of [[Krapple|/cow/]]?
*... that [[Ivy]] was real?
|11=
*... that Chris really likes [[Britney Spears]] (no matter what they all say)?
**... and that his favorite song from "[[:Image:CWCSchuBrit.jpg|Air Britney]]" is "[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHbCK3ETweQ E-Mail My Heart]"?
*... that [[Brushfire Video|a male idiot tried to put out a fire]] while Chris just stood there and watched?
*... that [[Liquid Chris]]'s real name is [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!]]?
**... and that Solid Chris's name is not [[Ian Brandon Anderson]]?
*... that [[Jerkops]] are actually mall security "in colors other than blue and black"?
*... that the ''[[Saw]]'' movies are some of [[Common Questions#31 December 2009|Chris's favorite movies]]?
*... that [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church]] is a church for all of [[Chris and religion|God and Jesus]]'s children, regardless of [[Chris's birthday|age]], [[race]], [[Women's rights|gender]], [[Chris and money|socio-economic]] [[Financhu Crisis|situation]], or [[homos|sexual orientation]]?
*... that [[Bob Chandler]] helped host the [[WTJU Marathon]] back in [[1990s#1990|1990]]?
*... that Chris's [[duck]] [[Jackie E-mails 23|is bigger than previously photographed, and is no longer bent]]?
|12=
*... that Chris's [[Donald Duck impersonation]] is the most terrifying thing in existence?
*... that Chris's failure is in defiance of genetics: his [[Bob Chandler|father]] was an engineer who published seven patents; his half-brothers are [[David Alan Chandler|a doctor]] and [[Cole Smithey|a film reviewer]]; and his [[Carol Chandler|half-sister]] is a [[Autism|mathematician]]?
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] has his own [[Sonichu the Animated Series|animated series]]?
*... that [[Evan]] killed [[Simonla Rosechu|Mommy]]?
*... that Chris can handle getting [[University of Virginia|fake numbers]] from girls because of ''[[Seinfeld]]''?
*... that Chris originally was a [[Chris's Wikipedia profile#College Time|marketing major]] (which he picked at random) before picking [[CADD]] when he enrolled at [[Piedmont Virginia Community College|PVCC]]?
**... and that he [[Father Call|didn't know]] what kind of jobs one could get with a CADD certificate?
*... that [[Mary Lee Walsh|Slaweel the Witch]] isn't blonde with devil horns, she has grey hair and wears a horned helmet?
*... that Chris actually [[Chris and copyright|copyrighted]] Sonichu?
*... that Chris should have changed the oil in [[Son-Chu|his car]] in [[April 2009]], but still hasn't done it?
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*... that [[Yawning Squirtle]] sells the best [[Tobacky|weed]] in [[CWCville]]?
**... and that [[Weed|weed]] is an instant life sentence in maximum security prison?
*... that Chris [[Imaginary friends|had a conversation with]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] while in a meeting with [[Mary Lee Walsh]]?
**... and that Chris fired a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] at Walsh [[Jackie Chat 5|in the same meeting]]?
**... and that this incident is what got him suspended from [[Piedmont Virginia Community College]]?
*... that Chris insulted a [[CWC Calls Out Three Naïve YouTubers|mentally disabled]] fan?
*... that for [[Christmas]] [[2004]], Chris asked Santa for a [[girlfriend]]?
**... and that on Christmas Day 2004, Chris became depressed because he didn't get one?
*... that Chris was hoping to celebrate his birthday and eating pancakes instead of attending his [[Aunt Corrina]]'s funeral the same day?
*... that Chris believes himself to be a descendant of [[Anne Boleyn]], Queen of England?
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*... that Chris and [[Jacob Sockness]] aren't dating... yet?
*... that Chris believes that [[Sex toys|butt plugs]] are linked with [[IRC (27 December 2008)|spontaneous human combustion]]?
*... that [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]] was [[Christian's Update 13 September 2008|real]]?
*... that Chris attempted to [[dox]] multiple people, while not realizing that just posting a list of Twitter handles isn't doxing?
*... that [[Barbara Chandler]] won the [[:Image:419-CWCWeekP13.jpg|Mother of the Year 2000 award]]?
*... that Chris has dreamed about [[August 2016 Facebook posts#Incestuous Thoughts|having sex with his mom]]?
**... and that Chris [[Incest|has been charged with having sex with his mom]]?
*... that Chris believes if ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G4 isn't renewed to Season 14, [[Akan]] will [[My Little Pony Protests|invade Equestria]] and eventually [[1218|our own universe]]?
*... that [[Barb]] [[Mumble 2#A Wild Snorlax Appears|sings while vacuuming]]?
*... that Chris [[McIntire Park|throws rocks at women]] to attract them?
|15=
*... that even now, Chris does not think he is [[Obesity|fat]]?
*... that [[Sarah Jackson]], Chris's sweetheart and a Decepticon, was brutally murdered by [[Optimus Prime]]?
*... that Chris loves to give [[CWC Blog#29 November 2009|dating advice]] to [[Manchester High School|high schoolers]] in spite of never having been on [[Dating Education|a real date]] as a teenager or an adult?
*... that Chris repeatedly dreamt his [[sweetheart]] amid a [[Quizzes#Christian Weston Chandler Quiz|watery maze]]?
**... and that Chris [[Autism|expects his fans to know]] what happens in his [[dreams]]?
*... that Chris [[Chris lost Crystal|recorded himself screaming at a toilet]]?
*... that Chris has a fourth love doll, [[List of Chris's Adam & Eve purchases|Yumi]]?
*... that Chris claims to weigh [[WeighIn|216 pounds]]?
*... that [[June 2015|Sega knows]] about [[Sonic Boom Protests|Chris's attempts]] to [[Keep Sonic Original|change Sonic's]] [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!|arms back]]?
*... that Chris rates jail [[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021| a 2/5]]?
|16=
*... that [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]] have a [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys COMEBACK!|second album]]?
**... and that [[Robee Sonee and the Tomgirls]] serves as the spiritual successor to that band?
**... and that [[July 2021 social media posts#Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert|Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps]] is another spiritual successor to that band?
*... that Chris [[Homos|used to be a massive Homophobe]]?
**... and that Chris is now a proud member of the [[SLGBTQ]] community?
*... that Chris is a fan of [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCO1ITICo8MLHGAXR1uzFwjA OneyPlays], and [[OneyPlays Twitter Voice Clip|was amused by their impersonation of him]]?
*... that Chris spent nearly an entire year of his life [[Spirit possession|pretending to be possessed]] by [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]]?
*... that [[Ivy]] got Chris to watch ''[[Anime#The End of Evangelion|The End of Evangelion]]''?
*... that Chris purged all the comments from his [[Flipnote Hatena|Flipnotes]], except a poem from a [[Gal pal|random girl]] which [[Chris and his ego|praised him]]?
*... that he [[So Need a Cute Girl|never wants to hear you say]], "[[Boyfriend-free girl|I have a boyfriend]]"?
|17=
*... that Chris got tricked into [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|making a shout-out video]] dedicated to {{w|Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|the Columbine shooters}}?
*... that ''[[Brutal Legend Plus|Brütal Legend]]'' rocks?
*... that Chris was featured on {{w|Fox News}} as a means to criticize [[transgender]] people?
*... that Chris completed a commission tied to the [[:File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|Sneed's Feed and Seed]] joke from [[The Simpsons]]?
*... that [[CWCville]] is pronounced as "quick-ville"?
*... that Chris believes that lolcow and spree killer [[November 2020 social media posts#Dimensional merge stuff|Andrew Blaze]]/[[List of Chris's comments on YouTube#Has Randy Stair gotten more popular since his death?|Randy Stair]] was aware of the [[Dimensional Merge]]?
*... that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] makes a cameo in a {{w|Dodie (singer)|dodie}} music video?
*... that [[Guitar Hero]] is Chris's source for [[List of Chris's Rhapsody.com downloads|new music]]?
*... that Chris reenacted [[CopperCab]]'s [[Re-enactment - Gingers Have Souls|Gingers have Souls]] video?
*... that Chris [[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|punched multiple holes in his wall]] to try to break through the [[Iron Curtain]]?
|18=
*... that the [[trolls]] behind the [[Liquid Chris]] and [[Kacey]] personas actually got married in real life?
*... that Chris thinks that obscure box office flop ''[[The Adventures of The American Rabbit]]'' is one of the greatest animated movies ever made?
*... that the [[My Little Pony|brony convention]] [[Everfree Northwest]] banned Chris after learning that [[Incest|he banged]] [[Barbara Chandler|his own mom]]?
*... that Chris has no idea what [[Autism]] really is?
*... that Chris has used a ruler to [[Mumble 8|measure]] his [[duck]], but never once in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic]]?
*... that when a Sonichu or Rosechu drive, they drive a [[Sonichu 11|Hybrid]]?
*... that [[Kick the Autistic]] is America's favorite game?
*... that Chris used a [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] for the first time in nearly a decade [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|after breaking up with]] [[Jessica Quinn]]?
*... that someone hacked into Chris's [[YouTube]] account and uploaded excerpts of [[A-Logging|Anthony LoGatto's]] [[For Julie's Eyes Only|"JULAAAY!"]] video [[Prison Saga|while he's in jail]]?
*... that infamous lolcow Ethan Ralph [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|caught Chris's arrest on a livestream]] just to spite his former friend [[Null]]?
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*... that Chris [[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|foresaw your letter long ago]]?
*... that Chris sends [[Holy Labels]] to people who send him letters to help them purify their drinks?
*... that Chris had an actual [[The Suitress|True and Honest Sweetheart]] that got him arrested?
*... that Chris believes himself to be an incarnation of [[Chris and religion|Jesus of Nazareth]]?
*... that a group of trolls tried to [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|convert Chris to Islam]] in jail?
*... that Chris continues [[Jail Letter - 4 October 2021|his begging]] for hand-outs to [[debt|sustain the financial situation of 14BC]] even from behind bars?
**... and [[Barb]] hasn't gotten [[Jail Letter - 27 November 2021| a cent]]?
*... that the [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (Stories from the Penitentiary)|Bible is the Simpsons and the Qur'an is Family Guy]]?
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Jail Saga

2021-12-08T03:15:36Z

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{{Ongoing}}
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/>]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.

Despite the name, Chris has not yet been sent to prison (as opposed to jail), though it seems inevitable that he will end up there. As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 3 February.<ref name=ContinuanceDate>{{Cite farms|thread=105669|title=11/18/2021 - Court case continued into the new year}}</ref> Since then, Chris's only contact to the outside world has been [[Jail letters|a series of letters addressed to a variety of people]], ranging from people Chris knows or correspondence to his [[fans]].

==Background==
{{See also|Incest}}

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref>

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been in control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to Walker having [[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to co-operate with the police in the event of his being arrested), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

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| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = i2ELbb6svD4
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
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}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|

''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in background.]''

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!

'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

[''End of relevant footage'']

}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

The record for Chris's custody status initially labelled him as female<ref>[[:File:Chris custody status female gender.png]]</ref> due to him having legally changed the gender marker on his driver's license in 2016.<ref>[[:File:Christine license.jpg]]</ref> It was claimed by sensationalist media that Chris would be housed in a female jail,<ref>https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9859653/Trans-YouTuber-Chris-Chan-39-filed-female-police-housed-women-inmates.html</ref><ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref> though this was not confirmed by official sources. The custody status record was updated to list Chris as male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host {{w|Tucker Carlson}} briefly talked about the discourse in a [[wikipedia:Fox News|Fox News]] segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker></ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender/> This surprising revelation could be explained by a [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early November, which strongly implies that he has been placed in some form of protective custody to ensure his safety. A [[Jail Letter 2|previous letter]] he sent in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[Muscle bra|sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
The case is being handled by the Greene County Juvenile and Domestic Relations court.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> Due to the sensitive nature of the court's cases, it is unknown what details will be publicly available.

=== First court appearance ===
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

=== Continuance and letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
}}</ref>

However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.<ref>[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]</ref> Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favourable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence, or even an innocent verdict if he could convince the court that he had [[Reality| simply imagined the whole thing.]]

With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement.<ref>[https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/insanity-plea Legal requirements for an Insanity Defense]</ref> Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.

=== More letters from jail ===
{{See also|Jail letters}}
In [[:Category:Jail Letters|additional correspondences from jail]], Chris provides brief updates on his current experiences and conditions in jail. He would also continue to double down on [[Chris and reality|his delusions]], threaten the weens to not steal things from his house, beg for money for both himself and Barbara, and demand his release from jail. In [[Jail Letter - 3 October 2021|one of these letters]] Chris rejects a fan's attempt to convert him to Islam. As with his previous replies, he draws comparisons between himself and Allah, and rants more about the [[Dimensional Merge]].

=== Second court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance took place on the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> A group of fans attempted to attend this hearing, but were turned away by courthouse staff,<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/qwr53j/tried_going_to_the_hearing_but_was_turned_away_by/</ref> as the hearing was closed at the request of Chris's lawyer.<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref>

Another continuance was granted, with the next hearing taking place after the new year, on 3 [[February 2022]],<ref name=ContinuanceDate></ref> meaning Chris will spend the Thanksgiving, [[Christmas]], and New Years holidays behind bars. While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

==References==

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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|now in jail]] for alleged [[incest]]. His next court hearing is to be '''3 [[February 2022]]'''.''</center>
*'''4 December''' - A '''[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)|new letter]]''' from '''[[November_2021|November 30th]]''' is posted to the '''[[Onion Farms]]'''.
*'''1 December''' - Two additional letters, one from '''[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Kengle)|25 October]]''' and the other from '''[[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|30 October]]''', which Chris had written to Kengle are posted.
*'''30 November''' - '''A [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|jail letter from 16 November]]''' to [[Kengle]] is made public.
*'''24 November''' - A '''[[2021 Jail Call|phone call from jail]]''', recorded on 1 November, is released.
*'''23 November''' - Two brief DMs, from June and July 2021, Chris had with fantasy enabler '''[[Toffee Rosechu]]''' are leaked.
*'''18 November''' - Chris’s '''[[Prison Saga|trial on a charge of incest]]''' is given a continuance again, this time to 3 February 2022.
*'''16 November''' - '''Another [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|jail letter from 8 November]]''' is revealed by TikTok creator RadioRabbit0.

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Encyclopedia Dramatica

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Good username:

{{protip|Stop trying to put mentions of ed.online on this page. Only use them to replace broken ed.com links.}}

{{quote|Behold, the Mistake of God!|The header on Chris's Encyclopedia Dramatica page.}}

{{Quote|I will see to that website's demise, or my name isn't Christian Weston Chandler.|[[Transgender|Christine Weston Chandler]].<ref>[[Megan emails, 2008]]</ref>}}

[https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Main_Page '''Encyclopedia Dramatica'''] (a.k.a. '''ED''', '''æ''' and [[Speech_impediment|'''Ensykapeia Dramakka''']]) is a satirical wiki dedicated to showcasing what its users deem to be everything wrong with the internet, written in a style that demonstrates the very things that are wrong with the internet. The site is known for making use of shock value and featuring utterly scathing language used to mock the subjects of its articles.

ED was the home to the [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris-Chan]] page that introduced Chris to the world at large in [[2007]] following [[4-cent_garbage.com|4Chan]] and {{w|Something Awful}}'s discovery of the lolcow, which made him a popular target for [[Trolls|trolling]]. Upon learning of ED, Chris began campaigning for the removal of the article for smearing his name, and particularly took offense to various pieces of "fan art" depicting [[Rosechu]] with a [[Pickle|penis]]. Naturally, this just led to the trolls adding more content to the page as he shared a series of written and recorded rants about the article.

In complete violation of common sense, Chris added [[Honest Content|lots of unwanted personal information]] to their article on him, including [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|uploading an infamous drawing depicting a sex act between himself and]] [[Megan Schroeder|a real-life friend]]. Instead of the "information overload" overwhelming the admins into taking the page down, like Chris believed it would, it gave a substantial amount of oxygen to the organized trolling effort while also destroying the aforementioned friendship. The sheer abundance of shenanigans with Chris eventually led to the creation of the [[CWCki]], since the ED page became too long and unwieldy for a single article, which has succeeded ED as the best resource for information on Chris's life.

==ED discovers Chris==
In late October 2007, Chris drew the attention of the folks in a forum at [[Wikipedia:Something Awful|Something Awful]], a comedy website. Shortly thereafter, the good people at [[4chan]] also trained their lasers on Chris. Topics of discussion included his [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comic]], his [[CWC's Sonichu Site!|website]], and his [[MySpace]] page. [[Anna McLerran|Anna]]'s blog story, "[[The Tale Of The Crazy Pacer]]", was also uncovered. The wealth of information and its lulzworthiness prompted the Anon later known as [[Jason Kendrick Howell]] to create the original Chris-chan page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, on 3 November 2007. Within two years it underwent over 5,000 revisions and became arguably the most popular page on the site.<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>

==Chris discovers ED==
Almost immediately, Chris discovered his ED page, during what he called "the worst weekend of my life".<ref>[[Chris emails 2007#November]]</ref> He was horrified by the explicit fan art, what he would later call "Dark Parodic Shit".<ref>[[June 2012 Facebook posts#Dark parodic shit]]</ref> He was especially enraged by the inclusion of a recent photo of himself, surreptitiously taken at [[The GAMe PLACe]] by [[Daniel Mimms|Mimms]] and uploaded to 4chan by [[Lucas]].<ref>[[Mimms and Lucas Q&A]]</ref> "A hacking terrorist group, Anonymous, and 4Chan are somehow involved in that page as well", he intoned.

Chris's initial response to this character assassination was civil. He uploaded a [[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|video]] on 7 November, addressed to ED, requesting that the page be removed on the grounds that it misinterpreted his noble and innocent person. Within a few days, however, he opted to take efforts to personally delete or [[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica|edit]] the page.

After a considerable amount of bitching, Chris posted this gem on the ED talk page:

{{quotebox|I AM ADDING THE [[Rule 34|POSITIVITY]] THIS HELL-HOLE OF A WEBSITE NEEDS; you just do not appreciate the POSITIVITY I AM ADDING TO THE PAGE. What I am doing is a STAND against OFFENSIVE, UNNATURAL, UNREQUIRED [[Pickle|Additions]] to ANY Female Image. What I am doing is a STAND for EVERY SINGLE WOMAN Everywhere, because NO WOMAN would EVER want such a Horrific Twist of Fate. What I am doing is a STAND against the VERY THING that is NOT FUNNY AT ALL!!!!!!!

So, Draw Breasts, [[china|Vaginas]], Uterus, Ovaries and the God-Given Eggs within them, you [[Duck|Two-Inch Short]] [[Pickle|Dick-HEADS!!!!!!!!]]

Sincerely, Christian Weston Chandler, A Man For The Women, For the [[Women's Rights]], For the Women's Justice, For the Women's Peace.

P.S. [[Chris and hypocrisy|Grow a BACKBONE and GO ASK WOMEN OUT AS WELL, YOU TROLLS!]]}}

Chris then returned, admitting defeat after his tard rage:

{{quotebox|Months ago, I have found from this page being the first of a number hate against me, Christian Weston Chandler. *[[sigh]]* Among the number of you all, my name has been dragged through the mud, my e-mail and MySpace have been hacked for the e-mail information and random information that have been twisted into mockery of [[obesity|my person]], [[Chris and sex|my integrity]], [[List of Chris's lies|my honesty]], [[Ryan Cash|my compassion]], [[heart level|my heart]], [[Chris and religion|my soul]], [[autism|my being]]. Not only that, but the names of my two best gal-pals, [[Megan Schroeder]] and [[Anna McLerran]], and my Electric-Hedgehog Pokemon, [[Sonichu]] and [[Rosechu]], have also been dragged through the mud of mockery along with mine. Not only were [[heart level|my feelings were hurt greatly]], but also those of [[Megan]] and [[Anna]], and a number of my acquaintances within my small social circle were shocked and terrified that such [[trolls|cruelty]], such [[pickle|mockery]], such [[homos|hatred]] was built from the number of those who have added more and more to this disgrace of a description of my [[autism|being]].

For a while, I was angry and enraged, and I shoved information and drawings regretfully drawn beyond my personal boundries down the throat of the webmasters of the page, in attempt to kill the hype and hatred against me. But No More, I give up on trying to edit the page to be more positive, or to delete the page altogether.

But I have ONE Question, that I put unto you all, the individuals who have taken part in creating this web page, and I would appreciate an Open, Detailed and Honest Answer from each of you in simple e-mails or reply on this discussion page.

[[Frequently Asked Questions|Why do you hate me so much?]]

What did I do against you to cause the hatred against me? What physical or emotional harm have I ensued unto you? Why do you hate me for being myself in this world full of people who can't help but be themselves? I've had nothing against any of you. I don't even know any of you personally, as far as I know. I have nothing that any of you have already, so Why?

I leave you with that to ponder and ponder again over.

Sincerely;

Christian Weston Chandler.}}

Trying another angle, Chris also encouraged ED to muster as his personal army to go after [[Joshua Martinez]]. Obviously, nobody did what he asked<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20080227084345/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php?title=Chris-chan&oldid=1997409947</ref> He also tried to create a page on ED for his "CCWC's Fanart of Horrors" (see: [[troll]] art), but a sysop immediately caught it and redirected it to an anti-Semitic template.

Chris's meddling with ED was a key reason for the destruction of his relationship with [[Megan]]. On 11 [[November 2007]], in an attempt to "shove so much information down their throats and drown them into taking the page down," Chris uploaded five pornographic drawings to his ED page, including the infamous [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]]. When Megan found out about the drawing in [[March 2008]] and realized she was a part of it, it was the final straw. Chris made more furious efforts to scrub the images from ED, but to no avail. Of course, Chris [[CWC's Second Message|blamed ED for all of this]].

By late summer [[2008]], Chris had largely given up on direct involvement with ED. Around the spring of [[2009]], he may have posted one or two comments on the ED talk page referring to [[Clyde Cash]]. The first is below. It was deleted fairly quickly.

{{quotebox|I have learned that there was a connection between her and a state in Washington where some of you have been lurking, and that she was not found in any public records. It took me a week to recover from the [[heart level|crestfallen emotions]], but I am moving on with my life.

Also, you'll have to catch me IRL ONLY to [[troll]] me any further. [[fangs|Do you dare?]]

Peace-Out, Christian Weston Chandler

--ChrisChanSonichu 22:54, 14 May 2009 (UTC)}}

There was some dispute over it actually being Chris until he himself confirmed it in the post that followed:

{{quotebox|Hey, [[Clyde Cash|CLYDE]], you JERK. I said "IN REAL LIFE", not [[PS3|Playstation]]. Also, why don't you be the man you CLAIM to be and face me yourself? You keep sending out your prawns to do your dirty work, you coward. >:-(

Christian C.}}

According to Clyde, the above entry was deleted after roughly a minute, probably due to Chris realizing that if he were to ever arrange to meet Clyde, he'd only send his parents anyway.

==1 April 2009==

[[Image:ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|left|thumb|Screenshot of ED's front page.]]
[[Image:Chris-chan ED April Fools' 2009.PNG|thumb|Screenshot of the article.]]

On April Fools' Day 2009, the Chris-chan article was taken down and replaced with a message.

{{quote|This afternoon, we at Encyclopædia Dramatica have independently decided to remove the Chris-chan article about Christian W. Chandler from our site. We have also removed all references that slander, vilify, demean, or are found to be overly offensive. In plain terms, this ordeal has gone on far too long and gotten far out of hand. We have unfairly focused on him to the point of intruding in his private life and causing him great personal grief, which no person should ever have to endure. This behavior is not in line with our site goals, and we never wanted something like this. Still, we must take complete responsibility for all our actions, both public and private. And that is why we are speaking to you today. But we say to you now that at no time did we ask anyone to lie, hide, or destroy evidence, or to take any other unlawful action.

We know that his public comments and his silence about this matter gave a false impression. We misled people, including even his family. We deeply regret that. We can only tell you we were motivated by many factors. First, by a desire to protect himself from the embarrassment of his own conduct.

He was also very concerned about protecting his family. The investigation moved on to his family and friends, then into his private life. And now the investigation itself is under investigation.

This has gone on too long, cost too much, and hurt too many innocent people.

Regardless of any public pressure to reinstate the article, it must be stressed that our intrusion on Chris' private life will cease, and we intend to reclaim his family life for his family. Even internet celebrities have private lives. It is time to stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into private lives and get on with our national life. Our website has been distracted by this matter for too long, and we take responsibility for our part in all of this. That is all we can do.

Now it is time -- in fact, it is past time to move on. We have important work to do -- real opportunities to seize, real problems to solve, real matters to face.

And so tonight, we ask you to turn away from the spectacle of the past two years, as we return our attention to all the challenges and all the promise of the next century.

Thank you. And good night.|ED, <s>in a rare case of moralfaggotry</s> joking.}}

Not surprisingly, the page was put back up on 2 April.

==Chris-Chan (forum)==

[[Image:Edfcwcusers.jpg|thumb|Your average Chris-chan following EDiot.]]

'''Chris-chan''' was a subforum of the [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] forums (commonly referred to as '''EDF'''). It was created such that the talk page for the Chris-chan article could be used for its rightful purpose to discuss improving the article.

Chris indicated in his 13 [[September 2009]] video that he had read the ED forums and had discovered a plan to photoshop images so they looked like they were from a Sonichu game.<ref>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors]]</ref> Chris firmly believed this forum to be the main hub for trolling activity, despite other forums and websites (such as [[CWCki|this one]] at that time) having far more significance.

==Later developments==

{{quote|I do think it is a little behind [[CWCki|cwcwiki]] [sic] on a few things, though, but that is to be expected.|[[Jason Kendrick Howell]] on the ED article two years after its creation<ref>[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]</ref>}}
[[Image:Drycow.PNG|thumb|Uploaded 12 December 2008, before the new comic, [[Miyamoto]] saga, and [[BlueSpike]] saga]]
For several months prior to the events of the [[BlueSpike]] saga in early 2009, many thought that Chris had dried up, that Chris could go no further down the rabbit hole. The [[Blanca Weiss#FCTC|FCTC]]'s posting of new pics of Chris's bent [[duck]] in December 2008 prompted an ED admin to lock the talk page and demand satisfaction.<ref>"MINE: What this talkpage is. If you guys continue your faggotry after this protection expires today I will lock it down longer, and then eventually permanently."--Arguecat3, now former ED sysop, 4 December 2008.

"I say we just delete it. Along with the archives"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 5 December 2008.

"Fuck this article and it's talk page. Stupid discussions unrelated to upkeep and editing are the only thing keeping this shit interesting. You guys take this shit WAY to srsly. Find another retard to stalk fgts"--Zaiger, now former ED sysop, 10 December 2008.</ref>

Encyclopedia Dramatica’s coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' became a victim of its own success: despite having many sub-pages to reduce pressure on the main article, ED could not cope with the continued growth of interest in Chris, especially in the aftermath of the FCTC posts. ED also experienced problems with misinformation on Chris, occasionally removing false or exaggerated rumors such as the claim that Chris attempted to molest Patti, or that Ivy was just a blow-up doll.

On 25 January 2009, five days after one of Chris’s [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|biggest revelations]], the [[CWCki]] came into existence: those interested in Chris’s antics quickly found the CWCki to be more accurate and less biased or exaggerated than ED, with TV Tropes once describing the CWCki to be "more accurate and slightly more SFW" than ED.

ED’s coverage of Chris continued to get updates until [[April 2011]], when ED relaunched as '''''Oh Internet''''': ''Oh Internet'' was an attempt to raise the revenue required to stay online by removing controversial content that would deter advertisers. However, the move also reduced coverage of Chris to a single page, and left out much of the crucial content that defined Chris, such as [[CWCville]].<ref>[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Chris-chan] on ''Oh Internet''</ref>

In [[October 2013]], ''Oh Internet'' quietly went offline following internal disputes and divisions over the 2011 relaunch, and work began on rebuilding Encyclopedia Dramatica by scraping articles and images from archived websites: ED then struggled to stay online through numerous domains over the years. As of {{CURRENTYEAR}}, ED and their coverage of Chris and ''Sonichu'' barely cling on to life, with most of the information long superseded by [[CWCki|this very wiki]]. In a sense, Chris has sort of triumphed over ED by means of outlasting them in terms of overall relevancy, but at a great cost to himself and the people associated with him.

As for Chris himself, the ED page bothered him for years, and presumably still does, but he rarely mentions it anymore. An [[Chris chan (CWCipedia)|entire page]] of Chris's website, established in [[December 2009]], was dedicated to "correcting" the evil ED article with his own True and Honest take on the situation. Naturally, it was all about how Chris isn't remotely responsible for anything he has done wrong, and how it's all the fault of his [[autism]] or those DANG DIRTY TROLLS. However, Chris's worsening grasp on [[reality]], and changing priorities on [[CWC's Hallmark Negative Life Events|other enemies]], caused his rage against ED to decline to a point where he only made occasional references.<ref>[[July 2012 Facebook posts#E.D. is back up]]</ref>

==Sources==
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==See also==

*[[Chris-Chan (CWCipedia)]]
*[[List of Chris's edits to Encyclopedia Dramatica]]
*[[You know what, I HATE ME TOO!!!]]
*[[Jason Kendrick Howell interview]]
*[[4-cent garbage]]
*[[Chris's sex joke]]

==External links==
*<s>[http://www.mediafire.com/?6m7hk01609e4e7k Google Cache of Chris's ED article]</s> (dead link as of Jun 2014)
*[https://dramatica.online/index.php?title=Chris-chan Chris's page on the "new" "new" "new" "new" ED]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20090216213714/http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:Reldnahc Chris's ED account]
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20120731163509/http://ohinternet.com/Chris-chan Oh Internet article (SFW!)]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071104144918/http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Chris-chan Earliest archived version of the "Chris-chan" page on the Wayback Machine.]

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Chris and fashion

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{{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in [[The Classic|the old red, white and blue]].|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes...]]
[[File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|thumb|200px|...for a few decades, at least.]]
[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. Prior to coming out as [[transgender]], the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts - most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, which, despite being scientifically proven to have a slimming effect <ref>https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp</ref>, have any such potential effects crushed by Chris's [[Obesity|impressive physique]]. [[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one of these shirts (the "Advice Dog") was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Though his mother didn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chose to wear these shirts. The advent of Chris's transgender shift was accompanied by a change to garb that may have been more feminine, but was equally cheap and hideous.

==Youth to adult==
=== Childhood ===
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|200px|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to adulthood is that he sometimes dared to wear single-colored shirts with his favorite [[Sonic the Hedgehog|game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only articles of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme were the yellow [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he owned since he was 19 and a ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]'' T-shirt he wore throughout [[2004]]. They did not look particularly good on him.

=== Trademark clothing ===
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The Classic, pictured in [[April 2017]], after Chris recovered it from the hoard.]]
[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]

This is the original and most iconic look of Chris, the standard until mid-2011. It is a look immortalized in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] self-insertion. His outfit usually consisted of:
* His [[The Classic|favorite shirt]], a [[Chris and brand loyalty|Ralph Lauren]]<ref>In [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]], Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.</ref> Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which was so tight that it accentuated his voluptuous, masculine bosom. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably drew himself wearing in the comics. Trolls came to call it the "clown shirt" or "The Classic". It was thought destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]] that gutted the Chandler house,<ref>[[eBay]] comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI</ref> but later [[eBay#The Classic shirt|resurfaced for sale in 2017]], when Chris listed it for a minimum price of '''$12,000''' due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He had found it in a bag of damp, moldy clothes, wet from the water the firefighters had used to extinguish the flames when his house burned three years prior. He washed it, and then wore it for the first time in years when he uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. The shirt disappeared in mid-2018 - since then, Chris has worn a similar-looking shirt, with orange stripes instead of red.
* A t-shirt undershirt, typically white.
* His [[medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]].
* A pair of [[pedo-glasses]] attached to a chain.
* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically defined his rear end to a disturbing level — he may have been wearing women's jeans, or he may have been simply wearing pants his gut long ago outgrew.
* The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when he's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|in the mood]] for [[recycling]], or when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for [[Chris and death|funerals]] or [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].
* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.
* Starting in late [[2009]], a [[bra]] to keep his previously mentioned bosom in check.

===The "IBA" outfit===
[[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The "IBA" outfit, one of his most fashionable choices yet.]]
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made certain friends, Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*Sunglasses over normal glasses (glasses chain remains)
*T-shirt over long sleeved shirt.
*Goatee.
*Tattoo sleeves
*A black vest that was too small for his girth.

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts, and claimed that he had been pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video. However, on the same day he [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved his beard]], he drew the first picture of [[Collosal Chan]], a character which preserved the look for all eternity.

===The "Gay Trucker" outfit===

[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]

After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. This included a denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of, making it look somewhat like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilet gilet].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> The result was a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that when Chris tries to look like a bad boy, he ends up looking like a [[Truck Driver|gay trucker]], hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.

The only way he could have made it look gayer would have been by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he did. [[Fridays After Five|And in public]]. At this point, going back to the medallion would have actually ''improved'' his chances of picking up [[gal-pals]].

[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|with a non-prostitute]].]]

With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly expressed Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read "Mount and Do Me". Fans hoped that since this was a private video for a potential sweetheart, Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[bedroom]]. Alas, Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to Fridays After Five – a '''public, ''family-oriented''''' concert. He topped this by pulling that shirt over his head and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written "WANT WOMAN!". The common belief was that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts were the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is available without ever having to talk to people, nor spend any effort in making a sign.

In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos in which he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts. The effect was interesting, bringing him closer to normality than he'd been in many years. He was still a pale, sweaty, balding, fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that put him reasonably close to the mainstream.

A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more – a Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], and a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.
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===The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit===
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet. Too bad it did not last.]]

A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.

The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.
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==Transgender fashion sense==
===Early fashion===
[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg|thumb|A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.]]

In [[April 2011]], a series of leaked pictures showed Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consisted of:

* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)

While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse.

Chris was very happy with his new fashion choices, but friction with his parents made it difficult for him to wear makeup and women's clothing overtly. Sometimes he had to change after leaving the house or before returning (but he could always wear a bra and panties).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref>

===Late fashion===
[[File:CWC1214.png|thumb|150px|Chris in December 2014. Note that he thought that this was a convincing disguise that would prevent him from being recognized at Gamestop.]]
Chris continued to wear female clothing, albeit with some refinements, over the course of the next couple of years. Although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe are remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color coordination and clothing size. He also remains committed to buying all his clothes from thrift stores, giving him the appearance of a dumpy bag lady. He summarized his style in [[November 2014]] as "colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses".<ref>[[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions]]</ref> Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices are:

* Clashing, violently-opposed colors (particularly red with blue or green)
* Clothing far too small for him
* Dresses or skirts with very high hems
* Leggings, to help with tucking
* Sports bras
* Big, floppy, church-lady hats
* Eye makeup, applied poorly and usually purple or blue in color

A deviation from this style was seen in the video of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, where Chris is shown in purple [[My Little Pony]] shades, (probably as a [[Honor roll|disguise]]); a silver headband, showing off his ever-receding [[hair|hairline]]; his Manchester High sweatshirt; short jeans matched with long, purple socks and/or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|another pair of pants]]; and boots (possibly Uggs).

The fact that Chris wore skirts and makeup for each of his court hearings in 2015, even those to which [[Barb]] accompanied him, suggests that he consistently dresses this way in public, and that his mother has come to grudgingly accept her son's transgender attire.

In 2015, Chris also started dying his hair blue, but predictably failed to do it properly, and ended up dying it an ugly, seaweed green instead. Combined with his wardrobe that manages to somehow simultaneously resemble the attire of a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|5 year old girl]] and a [[Barb|65 year old cat lady]], the resulting look has been sardonically referred to by Kiwis as "mermaid grandma".

[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]Several photographs of Chris taken in early 2019 show him wearing an orange, white and blue striped shirt, including an eyewitness photo of him at a [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] store. Chris hasn't been seen wearing the shirt since April 2019, however, and its whereabouts are unknown.

==Gopnik outfit==
[[File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @BatteryEffect.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|„А ну, чики-брики!“]]
In [[December 2017]], Chris appeared in [[Cherokean Chant|a video]] dressed as a classic Russian [[Wikipedia:gopnik|''gopnik'']], wearing a striped black Adidas tracksuit jacket (with his usual ugly skirt) and cap, drinking a bottle of [[Alcohol|vodka]]. The full ensemble, as Chris wore for his famous appearance at [[MAGfest]] in [[January 2018]], consists of the cap, jacket (often unzipped over another shirt), and a pair of matching tracksuit pants (often under a skirt). However, he often swaps out the pants, and sometimes wears one element of the outfit on its own. Chris first wore the gopnik outfit under the [[Idea Guy]]'s influence, but seems to have adopted it as a mainstay of his wardrobe. In February 2018, he introduced a [[Christine Doll#Resurrection|new model of the Christine Doll]] with the tracksuit's stripes and logo painted on. In [[April 2018]], Chris drew himself in the Gopnik outfit on the cover of [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]].

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=="Breathe It In"==
[[File:Breathe It In.jpg|thumb|200px|A sample showing Chris wearing the shirt in videos spanning several months.]]
The '''Breathe It In''' shirt is an Athletic Works [[Walmart]]-brand women's top frequently worn by Chris beginning in mid-[[2018]]. He explained his attachment to the shirt in a tweet, commenting that "the message is always relative to the daily life and situations: “Breathe It In”."<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world]]</ref>

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==Headgear==
Since 2017, Chris has increasingly started wearing various tiaras (alongside his [[Sonichu Medallion]]) for his shenanigans both indoors and out.

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File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|The [[unicorn cosplay]] in summer 2017.
File:Sonichu standee 2.jpg|A [[Sailor Moon]] tiara in summer 2018.
File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|Sailor Moon tiara with headbands in summer 2018, at the [[Region Ten]] therapist office.
File:Chriswithbensaint.png|A [[CPU]] wire tiara in summer 2019.
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|A crown for holding [[magic stones]] against his forehead in spring 2020.
File:CWCCoinPose.jpg‎|A tiara [[Null]] requested Chris to pose in during February 2021 for a silver coin design for the [[Kiwi Farms]] merch.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/</ref>
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==Chris on fashion==
[[File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|Chris in skirt and leggings, 2018]]
In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Women should wear skirts|posted]] a commentary on women's fashion.

In it, Chris implored women to wear skirts with leggings instead of pants, saying to "view it from [[Attraction Sign|a pervert's perception]]: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually more difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the [[China|groin area]]."

He also requested men to consider wearing kilts - stressing to wear pants underneath, saying, "NOBODY is impressed with that [[Pickle|bulge]]; moreover it is Absolutely Offensive," which indicates that Chris has shifted from [[Brassieres For Males|obsessing over men's chests]] to obsessing over their crotches.

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is autistic, observers speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question.

Chris seems to regard clothing and color as an integral part of peoples' identities. During the events of the [[Liquid Saga]], Chris took a special interest in [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]]'s choice of a brown striped shirt, referring to Liquid as a "Brown-Striped Impostor"<ref>[[SingStar Challenge]]</ref> and fixating on Liquid's shirt as a symbol of his inauthenticity, despite the fact that Chris [[hypocrisy|owns several brown shirts himself]]. Chris also believed that [[jerkops|police officers]] wearing brown or beige uniforms weren't authentic, and that true police officers only wear blue. He referred to the man he [[pepper spray]]ed as a [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] – and let's not forget that the macing was inspired by Sega changing Sonic's arms from tan to blue.

Like many of his lifestyle changes which occurred during the Tomgirl Saga, Chris's unceremonious abandonment of his classic shirts came as a surprise to trolls who had spent years speculating on Chris's clothing as a symbol of his identity, and his usual resistance to change as a symptom of his autism. However, even in retrospect, Chris seems to hold the clothes he used to wear in very high regard as a symbol of his identity and legacy, as shown when he listed "The Classic" on eBay for a whopping $12,000. Writing after the end of the auction, Chris felt the need to commemorate the occasion with some words:<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance]]</ref>

{{Quote|Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact, but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus.|Chris on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein some dumbass bought a moldy piece of cloth from another dumbass}}

Not only is this statement [[Chris and his Ego|extremely egotistical]] even by CWC's standards, it also betrays the fact that Chris continues to treat a shirt that he let rot in a plastic bag for two years with an undue amount of gravitas. It seems that Chris views the clothing he has worn over the course of his life, much like [[Christopher's name change#Christopher as a separate personality|the various names he has had]], as an important symbol of his identity as it has twisted and changed. Because autistics are known to place extreme importance on inanimate objects, this can be seen as standard autistic behavior.

==Classic Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe prior to 2011, along with links to the videos they appeared in:

===Shirts===
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Image:Christshirt1.png|"[[The Classic|The Classic]]"<br>[[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]] [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|18]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|2]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe"<br>[[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]] [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|5]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain"<br>[[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri"<br>[[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot"<br>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon"<br>[[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe"<br>[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|1]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|2]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|3]] [[A message to the Trolls|4]] [[Don't Mess With Me|5]]
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light"<br>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]]
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild"<br>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame"<br>[[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt"<br>[[51 50|1]] [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|2]]
Image:Christshirt42.png|"The Statesmen"<br>[[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]"<br>[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]
Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2"<br>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]
Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]
Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]"<br>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie Shirt"<br>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake"<br>[[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes"<br>[[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]]
Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]
Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator"<br>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]
Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag"<br>[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green"<br>[[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]
Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack"<br>[[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]] [[Message for John Kyle|5]]
Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher"<br>[[Apology to Emily|1]]
Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher"<br>[[25 September 2009|1]]
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===Pants===

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File:The Classic Jean.png|"The Classic Jeans"
File:Chris's yellow shorts.jpg|"The Mellow Yellow"
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==Cross-dressing Boutique==
In recent years, Chris has ditched the clown shirts, instead opting for an arguably worse wardrobe, see below:

===Shirts===
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Image:The Clopper.PNG|"The Clopper"<br>[[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|1]] [[Announcement 07202016|2]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|3]] [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|4]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|5]] [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|6]] [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|7]] [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|8]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|9]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|10]] [[Live Drawing Streams#06072017|11]] [[CLog 06232017|12]] [[CLog 07072017 #HarassCWCdirectly#Video|13]]
Image:White tomgirl with Heart design.png|"The Shattered Heart"<br>[[Announcement 06292016|1]] [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|2]] [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|3]] [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|4]] [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing "All of the Lights"|5]]
Image:imdoneadulting.png|"The Broken Brony" <br>[[November 2016 Paid Video Requests|1]] [[Feelings of the election results|2]] [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|3]] [[Help, please|4]] [[Patreon announcement|5]] [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|6]] [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained|7]] [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|8]] [[January 2017 Paid Video Requests|9]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing The Dream I Dreamed|10]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)|11]]
<br>[[The_Alpha_Trion/"Young_Warrior"_Challenge|1]]
Image:thepromoter.png|"The Promoter"<br>[[Update_02/16/2016|1]]
Image:sonicrainboom.png|"The Sonic Rainboom"<br>[[Jungle bells|1]] [[Holiday_Greetings_to_Karen_Riley|2]]
Image:thehappyhag.png|"The Happy Hag"<br>[[Update_01/12/2016|1]] [[Apologies_for_offending_people|2]] [[Doxing_Jeff/Francine|3]] [[Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid|4]] [[Embargo_Update_12/2/2015|5]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|7]] [[GameStop_is_UNFAIR_to_Everyone;_Not_Just_Me!|6]] [[Happy_Birthday,_Martin.|8]] [[Happy_Pokémon_Day.|9]] [[HelloLadyFans|10]] [[I%27m_sick;_we_need_money_donations;_no_video_requests_for_a_while|11]] [[I_Am_me;_He_is_not|12]] [[Jeff_is_Beyond_Denounced.|13]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|14]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|15]] [[Reading:_"A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World",_"And_Apparently_Survived_a_Housefire"|16]] [[September_2016_Paid_Video_Requests|17]] [[Thank_You_from_Christine_Chandler|18]] [[Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas|19]] [[Update,_1/22/2016,_and_new_items_for_Cwcville_Shopping.|20]] [[Update_01/12/2016|21]] [[Update_1/25/2016|22]] [[Yes,_it_still_has_been_I,_Christine_Weston_Chandler,_who_has_been_uploading_the_videos_personally.|23]]
Image:thedealmaker.png|"The Deal Maker"<br>[[Proposition_to_Sega|1]] [[Announcement_04/16/2016|2]]
Image:bubblegumnightmare.png|"The Bubblegum Nightmare"<br>[[Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_050032017-2|1]] [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|2]] [[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac|3]]
Image:toothpastetube.png|"The Toothpaste Tube"<br> [[CLog_07142017_-_Rainbow_Colouring|1]]
Image:ManchesterSweaterFixed.png|"The Manly Chester"<br>[[I Love You, Catherine|1]] [[26_December_2014#Video|2]]
Image:Bigbaggyblue.png|"The Big Baggy Blue"<br>[[CLog_07072017|1]] [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|2]]
Image:MANCHILDMELTDOWN.png|"The Manchild Meltdown"<br> [[I_Am_Sick_of_the_HATE!!!_(I_could_use_a_break)|1]] [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|2]] [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|3]] [[We Need some gas money, Please, Help.|4]] [[April 2019 videos#@MintendoMerd|5]] [[April 2019 videos#Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!|6]] [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|7]] [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|8]] [[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden|9]] [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|10]] [[General BronyCon Announcement.|11]] [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|12]] [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire|13]] [[Xleepy|14]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1|15]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|16]] [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|17]] [[Sonichu Reaction TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 6|18]] [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|19]] [[Birthday Greetings to Devin|20]] [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit|21]] [[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6|22]] [[Praetor|23]]
Image:Chrisshirt classic20.png|"The Classic 2.0"<br>[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|1]] [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|2]] [[December 2018 Paid Video Requests|3]] [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|4]]
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===Pants/Skirts===
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<gallery>
File:Chris's funky sweats.png|"The Southwestern Sweats"
File:Chris's White Music Note Skirt.png|"The Vinyl Scratch"
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==Accessories==
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File:Unicorn horn and ears.png
File:Crystal and Gem necklace.png
File:Fingerless gloves.png
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==Other aspects of his Fashion sense==
===Custom-painted shoes===
[[File:Painted shoes finished.jpg|thumb|250px|Spray-painted in Sonichu's colors.]]
[[File:SoniShoes.jpg|thumb| In [[May 2020]] after being sold to [[Jacob Sockness]]]]
Chris wears shoes that he sloppily spray-paints blue and yellow. He demonstrated his technique in [[Shoe Colouring]]. They would later be sold to [[Jacob Sockness]] on 12 March 2019.

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===Wrist warmer===
[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>{{PublicSource}}}}

Chris likely wears this article to counter [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

===Fanny pack===
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|200px]]
A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and were considered to be a fashion faux pas until the late 2010s.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

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Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].
Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.
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===Cosplaying===
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== Sources ==
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2021-12-06T05:56:14Z

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On 30 [[March 2019]], Chris returned to the [[Copitz#2nd_Visit_and_Ghost_Hunt|DeJarnette Center for Human Development]] to record '''Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes'''. Visibly sweating and possibly risking his life from the squatters, he demands the officials of Staunton, [[Virginia]] to renovate and re-purpose the building to its original purpose and condition, [[Chris and his Ego|in his own image of course]]. The fact the he pulled his [[hair]] back made it more apparent that he is balding. Hilariously, a graffiti of a [[duck]] is [[Dick Licker; that is I|clearly visible in the background]].

==Video==
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==Description==
In response to this, please consider relaying to the Staunton, Virginia Officials my wish to renovate and repurpose the DeJarnette building towards a good and positive Mental Health Care facility, Children’s or General Hospital. The view is simply lovely from there, and everyone should get the chance to heal better and enjoy it. 😊<br>
⚡️💙⚡️

==Transcript==
[[File:CWC Letter to Neutards.png|500px|thumb|Letter that Chris left in DeJarnette]]
[''Recording commences. Chris is inside the sanitarium. There is a gigantic spray-painted dick on the wall behind him. Unusually, his hair is pulled back, so that at first glance he looks somewhat like his old self again.'']

Hello, errybody. This is Christine Chandler comin' to ya liive . . . from within the first-floor area of the DeJarnette Sanitarium, where I come here of my own volition and good will, on a mission of . . . peace and good will. [''He glances off camera. He is noticeably flushed and sweaty.''] I'm here because . . . recently, [''wipes forehead''] I've made a drawing inspired by what happened here in DeJarnette and the innocent [''flips out hair''] children and adults, who were robbed of their rights, and they suffered from the mental scars and all that. Anyway, I am leaving for dem . . . [''he points the camera at the drawing he's made''] this photocopy of the lovely drawing, and I wrote a lovely message on the back, [''he turns the camera back to him''] so that hopefully dose who find in the future, and I do pray [''he picks up the drawing, holding it in the frame while he talks''] dat dese halls, this building, will one day become renovated, restored . . . this will become a good, positive mental health facility, or otherwise a general or children's hospital. That is my hope and wish for dis sanitarium, and also for peace and goodwill and freedom for all the lost and trapped souls in here, to feel free to leave and move on.

[''He sets the drawing down''] Leaving da olllld, and not so great memories around here, behind, and . . . [he swings the camera around to look at the decaying ruins] Joe, oh, Joe, who used to roam dese halls, will be outta here. Anyway [''heavy breathing''] with that, my lovely soul-friend, my lovely souls of this--of this sanitarium, I leave this lovely piece of artwork as an offering to you, [''he points the camera at the drawing again''] and in its presence within . . . this . . . initial area right in front of the front entrance, [''garbled''] bouncing off of, may bring a very colorful, and positive light to all of you, and give you all the encouragement, and feeling of freedom, to leave here, 'n allow this place to be . . . rest--to be restored as a very good functioning hospital facility. [''Heavy breathing''] I leave dis in humble goodwill for all of you. Please enjoy. [''The camera turns back to Chris, who favors the viewer with a [[creepy stare]] and an equally creepy smile. He licks his lips and holds three fingers up in what is either a failed attempt at a peace sign or some other gesture whose meaning is known only to him''] Not only good karma points for me, but just . . . leaving 'em an awesome memento. Thank you all, and y'all have a good and lovely day. [''Recording ends'']

==Retrieval of the offering==
Less than 4 hours after Chris's video, [[Kiwi Farms]] user Noah, who lived nearby, drove to the sanitarium to retrieve the drawing.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/yt-03-30-19-goodwill-offering-and-kindest-wishes.54884/page-6#post-4514069</ref> Many felt that the ghosts didn't deserve to be tormented by Chris or his art in the after life as they'd already suffered enough when they were alive.

The video also includes a reading of what Chris wrote on the back which was only described by Chris in his video but not read. Curiously, the letter is dated 3/4/2019 which is over two weeks before the [[Copitz|Ghost Hunting video]] or the Goodwill Offering video.

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Noah later invited Chris for [[Chris Chan & Max Mandu LIVE / Leftovers Tonight|an interview in person]], during the [[COVID-19]] pandemic.

== References ==
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Dimensional Merge Announcements

2021-12-06T05:56:06Z

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'''Dimensional Merge Announcements''' is a video uploaded on 26 [[October 2018]] where Chris announces the [[Dimensional Merge]]. Like a leader of a doomsday cult, Chris explains what will happen during the Merge and what to do to survive. After going on multiple tangents, including mentioning Jesus' parents being two women and being able to transform into his Sonichu and CPU Goddess forms at will once the Merge is complete, he makes a reference to [[Megan]], claiming she is a CPU goddess and telling the users not to communicate with her while begging her to come to him.

==Video==
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| previous = [[Down with tyranny; rally in Hawaii]]
| next = [[Cat video - Sylvia playing]]
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{{quote|Everybody who survives this will get to meet their - will get to meet their favorite superheroes}}

===Transcript===
Hello everybody this is Christine Chandler coming to you life from home once again and we're going to talk about the recent and more obvious topic, of "The Dimensional merge". Yes! This dimension! Right here! 1218. Is going to be merged with our sister dimension "C197" where all of our s- where most of our superheroes, super-villains, OCs, and what have you, and other characters, consisted, have been existing and co-existing. Yep!

Everybody who survives this will get to meet their - will get to meet their favorite superheroes among other thi- among other persons and everything. Huh. I guess there are those that are going to survive and those that are not going to survive. But hmmmn, that's but fortunately(?) should be most of the Earth's population. And those that I do care about are going to survive. Hmmmn. Among which ah that won't survive are going to be [[Pmurt|some of the politicians]]. But aside from that the decision is definitely supported by me but ah also gonna be made in part by your goddess of this Earth.

Yep, the parent of Jesus [[Tomgirl|is a woman.]] Okay? Yep, just get that mind blower out of the way. Anyway, they're being supportive of all this and everything I'm supporting all of them, and the dimensions are gonna merge, and yada yada yada... Huh.. Pardon me. My heads, got the thing psychic like and I get the headaches now and then (Grunting). Huh, 'cause I'm so integrated in all this. Huh.. 'Cause who knew I would have-- I actually.. am destined and with the anchuent prophecy of C197 and everything that I am literally, half sonichu and I soon will be able to transform into my sonichu form... be able to run at mach speeds! Thunder attacks! Psychic attacks! Everything!

And thanks to the all-inclusive events including me absorbing the spiral seal found in my own Sega Dreamcast right over there on top of the Commodore 64 monitor... There is my old C64 right there. The old video connection is still an issue but I do believe I am going to get some very good heellpp on that very soon. Anyway side from-- anyway side from that (Snorting) Destiny and powers inside of me aanndd I have been bestowed the memories and soul of the original CPU of the commodore consoles and the -unintelligible to me(mighty nation, the comma????)-, definitely verified on the internet. Her name is Scarlet.

So yeah. Think I took that story and did a little short but to summarize it-- but yeah she was- she used to be - she was friends with Rei Ryghts, the CPU of Atari, and the Atari Consoles. But yeah, essentially, Atari got buried, and bowled over and bowled over after it fell and at the same comma fell along with it but landed in West Virginia in C197. And then a few yea- and then a few years later, ah, the original Scarlet passed on her soul and memories had got into my Commodore console and I adsorbed them! And I was bestowed upon them.

So, I am Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu! CPU Blue Heart of Cwcville, and comma, and the consoles of Commodore. Still getting used to that and I'm still adjusting and learning the ropes of all my responsibilities, powers, and everything. Still in development. -Deep breathe- But anyway, in the comings days up 'till the Dimensional merge you're definitely going to see some visual difference in your locals--in your local surroundings. So just be mindful and watchful of your surroundings.
Aaanndd gunfire. That's a no-no. Keep your weapons at bay! Don't fire at anybody, okay? S'not cool. Oooaaayyyeehhh. What's next what's next? You can tell obviously this is really coming from my heart. I have no script; this is me explaining it as best as I can just to this Earth and this dimension, 1218.

Anyway, don't panic, remain calm, and we'll get through this. We will survive. And everybody will get to meet their OCs and superheroes. Definitely tho-- We definitely stay away from the supervillians though, okay? Let us superheroes and heroes deal with them. Y'know I don't know if you like maybe maybe they can come to a conventional or something for real I don't know, but that's a whole kettle of fish that I am not... It's all a matter of. Huh.
Anyway, uuuhhh if I put a whole buncha- I've had put a whole buncha tweets on my twitter account @CWCsonichu the past number of months that have been leading up to this. True stories. True facts. Okay? So you might want to have gone over that. Huuuuh. Yeah essentially for references that's gonna be a long ways -Unintelligable Autistic babbling, arm flailing-. And also I definitely need to make a personal address to her of this world. Megan Schroeder.

And if anybody tries- and if anybody contacts her, don't! Do not contact Megan Schroeder, of this world, at all, okay? I'm essentially speaking to her directly through this video so then she (can) get (a) better understanding from the recent events and we've been letting her know about recently. So, please, nobody, nobody contact her! Okay? Unless you're really close friends. Aannd Megan, if you do get, get bullied, or if your inbox becomes full, just, ignore them! Delete those emails from those that you do not know personally. Okay?
Anyway, so with that out of the way, aaahh. Megan Schroeder it's still has been so many years since we've talked with each other. I want you to know first off that I definitely have no ill feelings against you and I st- strongly support your relationship with your sweetheart. And obviously I'm not going to come after you whatsoever. I have been married, since last March, to my Magi-chan Sonichu and Cryzel Rosechu, and more recently, became married to Sylvana Rosechu and, to Mew-Two.

But anyway, Megan, your counterpart in C197, ever since her pow- er, sailor senshi powers, Sailor Megtune, have been stripped after the unfortunate break-up events of 06 or 07, or it may have been 08, that actually happened between you and I, not going to go into further detail. She ended up moving to Last Station where she actually did very well in politics and built herself up. She end up with properly bestowed the memories and powers of the original CPU Red Heart. It's still unbeknownst what console she represents but it is a.. Trying to think of a word here... well anyway, it's a- it's a Nintendo console, released only in Germany. And I tried looking it up on the internet. Though there is a reference or two, but the name is always censored. Name of that one console. Don't know why, but it is.

But anyway your counterpart there, the leader of the nation of -leader of the island nation of Crozna, with a miles long bridge extending from East part - East part of the United States of America, East part of Virginia, Very looonngg bridge, to that arti- to that man-made island. Crozna. And s-. Because after I had talked with your counterpart we still had in possession the original transformation pen that she had. I wanted to make sure it had gotten in the right hands so you got it Megan. It was delivered to me - er, delivered to you, you have it. And you also got a share, at least half of it, of Red Heart's powers and memories.

So, Megan Schroeder, of this world, you are CPU Red Heart. At least of this world. There's two CPU Red Hearts. If anybody wants to make a Dr. Who joke, skip it, 'cause I'm talking serious. So yes Megan Schroeder, you are indeed a goddess. Just like I became a goddess. Because we were desto- bestowed memories and everything. So sooner you wake up to that realization the better we'll be. And also keep an open heart and an open mind for telepathic communications from your counterpart in C197.

I don't know what might happen, I mean I don't know, uuuhhmmm. You two might coexist after the dimensional merge, but then again, you two might.. merge together to make one Red Heart. It's still to be determined I don't know that yet, but, just keep calm, know you're a goddess, listen to your counterpart, who is Red Heart of Crazna(Crozna, Chris?) over there. Aaanndd any questions I would definitely recommend bringing to your counterpart as well as bringing to the other CPUs, Neptune, Blanc, Noir, Vert, Uzume, Sabrina. Sabrina of Cwcville, still CPU, battery charged Blue Heart.

Anyway, bring it to the CPUs you'll get your questions answered through that way. Also, I welcome you to come talk to me directly. We'll set up the communications. That way..-but that's to be determined. And so forth. But anyway. So with that, I will be ending this video shortly, but know that everyone, be aware of your surroundings. The changes are going to happen as the two dimensions merge. And you might see some villains attacking. We the superheroes, I'll be fighting alongside them, we'll fight them off and depend, both of our worlds. Do the best we can.

I'm doing the best I can, learning the ropes and everything. Remain calm. Don't fire any weaponry. If you end up seeing your favorite superheroes or your OCs, be glad. I mean like those famed amongst the brony community, you see your OC characters and you definitely hear from them telepathically, open mind, open heart, listen up. And that'll help you out in the longer run. Anyways, sooo I think that pretty much covers that for now. Thank you all for listening, for I am Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the CPU Blue Heart of the nations of CWCville and Comma, and the consoles of Commodore. Thank you. Be safe and have a great day.

==Fan videos==

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==See Also==
[[Chris and reality]]

Chris and fashion

2021-12-06T05:55:28Z

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{{Quote|Oh yeah, you just love to see me in my- in [[The Classic|the old red, white and blue]].|Chris to [[Kacey]]<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref>}}

[[Image:0043-YoungChristopher2.jpg|thumb|Fashion passes...]]
[[File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|thumb|200px|...for a few decades, at least.]]
[[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a somewhat peculiar taste in '''fashion'''. Although he is willing to [[Chris and money|spend thousands of dollars]] on [[video games]], [[toys]], and [[sex dolls]], Chris is very stingy when it comes to shopping for his clothes, which are usually purchased secondhand at thrift stores like [[Wikipedia:Salvation Army|The Salvation Army]] and [[Wikipedia:Goodwill Industries|Goodwill]]. Prior to coming out as [[transgender]], the majority of shirts he owned were colorful collared shirts and undersized rugby shirts - most of which were decorated with horizontal stripes, which, despite being scientifically proven to have a slimming effect <ref>https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-superhuman-mind/201502/what-makes-you-look-fat-vertical-or-horizontal-lines?amp</ref>, have any such potential effects crushed by Chris's [[Obesity|impressive physique]]. [[Mailbag 42#The rugby shirt he wore for 3 days in a row isn't a favorite or anything|Mailbag 42]] revealed that at least one of these shirts (the "Advice Dog") was purchased by his [[Barbara Chandler|mother]]. Though his mother didn't directly dress him anymore, Chris still chose to wear these shirts. The advent of Chris's transgender shift was accompanied by a change to garb that may have been more feminine, but was equally cheap and hideous.

==Youth to adult==
=== Childhood ===
[[Image:Ernie.jpg|thumb|200px|Ernie also enjoys "The Classic".]]

In his youth, Chris set the general tone for years to come with many striped polos, T-shirts, and khaki pants. The only difference compared to adulthood is that he sometimes dared to wear single-colored shirts with his favorite [[Sonic the Hedgehog|game]] and [[television]] characters on them. The only articles of clothing he was seen in until the summer of [[2010]] that didn't follow the "long-sleeved, colorful clown suit" theme were the yellow [[Pokémon]] T-shirt that he owned since he was 19 and a ''[[wikipedia:Sonic Heroes|Sonic Heroes]]'' T-shirt he wore throughout [[2004]]. They did not look particularly good on him.

=== Trademark clothing ===
[[File:Classic post-fire 2.jpeg|thumb|left|200px|The Classic, pictured in [[April 2017]], after Chris recovered it from the hoard.]]
[[File:Chrischan5.jpg|thumb|200px|Artist's vision of Chris's typical outfit, featuring "the Horizontal Horror".]]

This is the original and most iconic look of Chris, the standard until mid-2011. It is a look immortalized in his [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] self-insertion. His outfit usually consisted of:
* His [[The Classic|favorite shirt]], a [[Chris and brand loyalty|Ralph Lauren]]<ref>In [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]], Chris claims the polo is actually a Ralph Lauren.</ref> Rugby Stripe Sueded Polo, which was so tight that it accentuated his voluptuous, masculine bosom. This is the shirt that Chris almost invariably drew himself wearing in the comics. Trolls came to call it the "clown shirt" or "The Classic". It was thought destroyed in the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|2014 fire]] that gutted the Chandler house,<ref>[[eBay]] comment: "I lost the shirt in the fire" http://contact.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ShowAllQuestions&iid=191232666489&requested=jesusguidesme2&redirect=0&frm=2047675&ShowASQAlways=1&ssPageName=PageAskSellerQuestion_VI</ref> but later [[eBay#The Classic shirt|resurfaced for sale in 2017]], when Chris listed it for a minimum price of '''$12,000''' due to the [[Financhu Crisis]]. He had found it in a bag of damp, moldy clothes, wet from the water the firefighters had used to extinguish the flames when his house burned three years prior. He washed it, and then wore it for the first time in years when he uploaded [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt]]. The shirt disappeared in mid-2018 - since then, Chris has worn a similar-looking shirt, with orange stripes instead of red.
* A t-shirt undershirt, typically white.
* His [[medallions]] (sporadically) and his [[High School Ring]].
* A pair of [[pedo-glasses]] attached to a chain.
* Jeans or khaki slacks. Chris's jeans typically defined his rear end to a disturbing level — he may have been wearing women's jeans, or he may have been simply wearing pants his gut long ago outgrew.
* The [[Belt Buckle of Fail]].
* Alternatively, a green terrycloth bathrobe with a mismatched (of course) black belt on occasions when he's [[April 16 Fetish Vids|in the mood]] for [[recycling]], or when even getting dressed would involve too much [[stress]].
* On occasion, a dark suit jacket, perhaps for [[Chris and death|funerals]] or [[Wesley Memorial United Methodist Church|church]].
* During the winter months, a dark blue parka with orange and yellow stripes to enhance visibility.
* Starting in late [[2009]], a [[bra]] to keep his previously mentioned bosom in check.

===The "IBA" outfit===
[[File:The Chronicles Of Chris-Chan- They see me trollin, they laughin'... -7-17-09-.mp4 20140516 130015.190.jpg|thumb|The "IBA" outfit, one of his most fashionable choices yet.]]
In mid-[[2009#June|June 2009]], roughly around the time he made certain friends, Chris temporarily decided that his current look was old hat. He got rid of many of the striped shirts (mostly because he couldn't fit into them anymore) and grew a goatee.

The reformed Chris's wardrobe consisted of:

*Sunglasses over normal glasses (glasses chain remains)
*T-shirt over long sleeved shirt.
*Goatee.
*Tattoo sleeves
*A black vest that was too small for his girth.

His new attire was first properly presented to the world in the [[Rollin' and Trollin']] video.

Soon afterward, however, he went back to sporting his traditional clown shirts, and claimed that he had been pressured into making the Rollin' and Trollin' video. However, on the same day he [[That Goatee WILL Grow Back|shaved his beard]], he drew the first picture of [[Collosal Chan]], a character which preserved the look for all eternity.

===The "Gay Trucker" outfit===

[[Image:Personalprofile.jpg|thumb|Notice how his pose in this picture is eerily reminiscent of his pose in [[ShecameforCWC.jpg]].]]

After he promised to leave the [[Internet]] in the spring of [[2010]], Chris threw away his clown shirts, ditched the medallion for several months (it returned in [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|September]]), and picked up a new wardrobe in an attempt to look like a normal person. This included a denim jacket from Goodwill that he cut the sleeves off of, making it look somewhat like a [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gilet gilet].<ref>[[Kacey Call 2]]</ref> The result was a modified version of the IBA outfit. It has been observed that when Chris tries to look like a bad boy, he ends up looking like a [[Truck Driver|gay trucker]], hence the trolls' term for his new wardrobe.

The only way he could have made it look gayer would have been by combining it with his muscle bra. Which, unfortunately, he did. [[Fridays After Five|And in public]]. At this point, going back to the medallion would have actually ''improved'' his chances of picking up [[gal-pals]].

[[File:EnjoyVagaina.jpg|thumb|left|Deftly combining what Chris [[Coke|has too much of]] and what he [[China|will never have]] [[Facebook#An Open Note (4/13/2012)|with a non-prostitute]].]]

With the arrival of the gay trucker outfit also came an interest in T-shirts that boldly expressed Chris's desire for sex, often in exceedingly tasteless ways. The first clear look at one of these shirts was in a [[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|profoundly disturbing video]] leaked in late [[April 2010]] which featured Chris wearing a [[parody]] shirt that changed the Mountain Dew logo so it read "Mount and Do Me". Fans hoped that since this was a private video for a potential sweetheart, Chris didn't intend to dress like that outside his [[bedroom]]. Alas, Chris destroyed any hope of that being the case on 18 [[June 2010]] when he wore a shirt that said "Enjoy Vagina" to Fridays After Five – a '''public, ''family-oriented''''' concert. He topped this by pulling that shirt over his head and standing around in his muscle bra, on which he had written "WANT WOMAN!". The common belief was that these unfunny, sexually-themed shirts were the next evolution of the [[attraction sign]], a way for him to inform potential mates that he is available without ever having to talk to people, nor spend any effort in making a sign.

In late [[August 2010]], Chris returned to the Internet with a series of videos in which he sported simple, loose-fitting T-shirts. The effect was interesting, bringing him closer to normality than he'd been in many years. He was still a pale, sweaty, balding, fat, pathetically weak manchild, but in Ruckersville, that put him reasonably close to the mainstream.

A number of Chris's T-shirts appear to have been with him for a decade or more – a Manchester High shirt, a souvenir shirt from the BrickFest event in [[2000]], and a [[Pokémon]] trainer shirt from the Books-a-Million where Chris played [[card games]] between [[1998]] and 2000. Either he's willing to keep shirts that have some personal significance around for a very long time, or his packrat tendencies prevent him from throwing any of them away.
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===The [[Carlos Chantor]] outfit===
[[File:Chantor.jpg|thumb|His best outfit yet. Too bad it did not last.]]

A single picture of Chris posing as a male prostitute was posted on Escorts.com. It is significant because it implies that Chris can dress like a normal human being if he wants to remain inconspicuous.

The black shirt and sunglasses he is wearing are never seen in any later pictures.
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==Transgender fashion sense==
===Early fashion===
[[Image:TG19.jpg|thumb|He made himself into a [[sweetheart from the ground-up]].]]
[[File:TG10.jpg|thumb|Would you fuck me? [[It's not that cold|I'd fuck me]]. I'd fuck me HARD.]]
[[File:Chris_at_a_gay_bar.jpg|thumb|A hemline this high leaves little to the imagination.]]

In [[April 2011]], a series of leaked pictures showed Chris dressed in women's clothing in public. This outfit consisted of:

* Bright green nail polish
* Earrings (a purple glass stud and a blue ring) - Note that piercing the right ear is traditionally code for [[Homos|homosexuality]]; guess which one Chris pierced twice?
* Women's sandals
* Blue eye shadow
* Jeans
* Blue string top
* Black thong
* A silver ring (Note that silver rings have been used to symbolize a pledge of [[F Abstinence|abstinence]] until [[Lovely Weather|marriage]])<ref>[[:File:TG6.jpg]] - Chris-Tran with his new silver ring</ref><ref>[http://www.silverringthing.com/ silverringthing.com]</ref>
* A red and blue sweater vest (tank top) with a red shirt underneath it
* Red lipstick
* A new pair of [[Pedo-Glasses|glasses]]
* A new head-band (as seen in the [[Facebook]] pictures)

While not seen in the leaked images, Chris's posts in [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]] revealed he also donned skirts and panties as part of his new look.<ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=6&t=20&p=162#p162 Re: Girly Things Tee Hee]</ref><ref>[http://tomboytomgirls.44.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=39&p=315#p315 Re: Mothers]</ref> In [[September 2011]], Chris was also photographed carrying a purse.

Chris was very happy with his new fashion choices, but friction with his parents made it difficult for him to wear makeup and women's clothing overtly. Sometimes he had to change after leaving the house or before returning (but he could always wear a bra and panties).<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 25]]</ref>

===Late fashion===
[[File:CWC1214.png|thumb|150px|Chris in December 2014. Note that he thought that this was a convincing disguise that would prevent him from being recognized at Gamestop.]]
Chris continued to wear female clothing, albeit with some refinements, over the course of the next couple of years. Although he has long since dispensed with the clownish polo shirts and jeans, many characteristics of his tomgirl wardrobe are remarkably consistent with the way he dressed when he still wore men's clothing, especially in terms of color coordination and clothing size. He also remains committed to buying all his clothes from thrift stores, giving him the appearance of a dumpy bag lady. He summarized his style in [[November 2014]] as "colored leggings, denim skirts mini to knee length, bold colored shirts and blouses".<ref>[[Commissions#The Flufflehugs Commissions]]</ref> Some of the most frequent themes in his feminine fashion choices are:

* Clashing, violently-opposed colors (particularly red with blue or green)
* Clothing far too small for him
* Dresses or skirts with very high hems
* Leggings, to help with tucking
* Sports bras
* Big, floppy, church-lady hats
* Eye makeup, applied poorly and usually purple or blue in color

A deviation from this style was seen in the video of the [[26 December 2014]] incident, where Chris is shown in purple [[My Little Pony]] shades, (probably as a [[Honor roll|disguise]]); a silver headband, showing off his ever-receding [[hair|hairline]]; his Manchester High sweatshirt; short jeans matched with long, purple socks and/or [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|another pair of pants]]; and boots (possibly Uggs).

The fact that Chris wore skirts and makeup for each of his court hearings in 2015, even those to which [[Barb]] accompanied him, suggests that he consistently dresses this way in public, and that his mother has come to grudgingly accept her son's transgender attire.

In 2015, Chris also started dying his hair blue, but predictably failed to do it properly, and ended up dying it an ugly, seaweed green instead. Combined with his wardrobe that manages to somehow simultaneously resemble the attire of a [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|5 year old girl]] and a [[Barb|65 year old cat lady]], the resulting look has been sardonically referred to by Kiwis as "mermaid grandma".

[[File:Chris at Target April 2019.jpg|thumb|right|200px]]Several photographs of Chris taken in early 2019 show him wearing an orange, white and blue striped shirt, including an eyewitness photo of him at a [[Get-Tar Region|Target]] store. Chris hasn't been seen wearing the shirt since April 2019, however, and its whereabouts are unknown.

==Gopnik outfit==
[[File:CWC Magfest Aftermath @BatteryEffect.jpeg|thumb|200px|left|„А ну, чики-брики!“]]
In [[December 2017]], Chris appeared in [[Cherokean Chant|a video]] dressed as a classic Russian [[Wikipedia:gopnik|''gopnik'']], wearing a striped black Adidas tracksuit jacket (with his usual ugly skirt) and cap, drinking a bottle of [[Alcohol|vodka]]. The full ensemble, as Chris wore for his famous appearance at [[MAGfest]] in [[January 2018]], consists of the cap, jacket (often unzipped over another shirt), and a pair of matching tracksuit pants (often under a skirt). However, he often swaps out the pants, and sometimes wears one element of the outfit on its own. Chris first wore the gopnik outfit under the [[Idea Guy]]'s influence, but seems to have adopted it as a mainstay of his wardrobe. In February 2018, he introduced a [[Christine Doll#Resurrection|new model of the Christine Doll]] with the tracksuit's stripes and logo painted on. In [[April 2018]], Chris drew himself in the Gopnik outfit on the cover of [[Sonichu 17|''Sonichu'' #17]].

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=="Breathe It In"==
[[File:Breathe It In.jpg|thumb|200px|A sample showing Chris wearing the shirt in videos spanning several months.]]
The '''Breathe It In''' shirt is an Athletic Works [[Walmart]]-brand women's top frequently worn by Chris beginning in mid-[[2018]]. He explained his attachment to the shirt in a tweet, commenting that "the message is always relative to the daily life and situations: “Breathe It In”."<ref>[[August 2019 social media posts#"Magi-Chan" explains how he got into this world]]</ref>

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==Headgear==
Since 2017, Chris has increasingly started wearing various tiaras (alongside his [[Sonichu Medallion]]) for his shenanigans both indoors and out.

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File:Dailyprogress online cville pride cwc.jpg|The [[unicorn cosplay]] in summer 2017.
File:Sonichu standee 2.jpg|A [[Sailor Moon]] tiara in summer 2018.
File:Chris at Region 10.jpg|Sailor Moon tiara with headbands in summer 2018, at the [[Region Ten]] therapist office.
File:Chriswithbensaint.png|A [[CPU]] wire tiara in summer 2019.
File:CWC Discord selfie for VoidZine server.jpg|A crown for holding [[magic stones]] against his forehead in spring 2020.
File:CWCCoinPose.jpg‎|A tiara [[Null]] requested Chris to pose in during February 2021 for a silver coin design for the [[Kiwi Farms]] merch.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/perhaps-the-most-retarded-idea-ive-ever-had.84199/</ref>
</gallery></center>

==Chris on fashion==
[[File:CWC and FourScore64 Too Many Games.jpg|thumb|Chris in skirt and leggings, 2018]]
In [[November 2016]], Chris [[November 2016 Facebook posts#Women should wear skirts|posted]] a commentary on women's fashion.

In it, Chris implored women to wear skirts with leggings instead of pants, saying to "view it from [[Attraction Sign|a pervert's perception]]: they eye downward and have Good view of the in-between, as well as easier access to picture it in their imaginations from there. With a dress or skirt concealing the area, it is actually more difficult for the perv, and, thus, more difficult to picture and imagine what is or isn't at the [[China|groin area]]."

He also requested men to consider wearing kilts - stressing to wear pants underneath, saying, "NOBODY is impressed with that [[Pickle|bulge]]; moreover it is Absolutely Offensive," which indicates that Chris has shifted from [[Brassieres For Males|obsessing over men's chests]] to obsessing over their crotches.

==Theory of fashion==
The clothes that Christian chooses seem almost like a costume for him, especially his infamous striped shirt. Given that he is autistic, observers speculate that he may have difficulty with identifying things visually, including himself. In [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he alluded to having to take time to study his appearance in a mirror, possibly wearing the shirt in question.

Chris seems to regard clothing and color as an integral part of peoples' identities. During the events of the [[Liquid Saga]], Chris took a special interest in [[Liquid Chris|Liquid]]'s choice of a brown striped shirt, referring to Liquid as a "Brown-Striped Impostor"<ref>[[SingStar Challenge]]</ref> and fixating on Liquid's shirt as a symbol of his inauthenticity, despite the fact that Chris [[hypocrisy|owns several brown shirts himself]]. Chris also believed that [[jerkops|police officers]] wearing brown or beige uniforms weren't authentic, and that true police officers only wear blue. He referred to the man he [[pepper spray]]ed as a [[Yellow-Shirted Foe]] – and let's not forget that the macing was inspired by Sega changing Sonic's arms from tan to blue.

Like many of his lifestyle changes which occurred during the Tomgirl Saga, Chris's unceremonious abandonment of his classic shirts came as a surprise to trolls who had spent years speculating on Chris's clothing as a symbol of his identity, and his usual resistance to change as a symptom of his autism. However, even in retrospect, Chris seems to hold the clothes he used to wear in very high regard as a symbol of his identity and legacy, as shown when he listed "The Classic" on eBay for a whopping $12,000. Writing after the end of the auction, Chris felt the need to commemorate the occasion with some words:<ref>[[April 2017 Facebook posts#Barb borrowed from life insurance]]</ref>

{{Quote|Yes, the shirt's auction has ended high, but I am still awaiting payment from the mother of one of my fans, who, unless remains anonymous, will have her name go down in History for not only restoring a very Iconic Artifact, but also improves this artist's family's life, After the restoration and disinfection of the shirt. Her most grateful son will be proud of her for having gone down in history for Restoring the Fire-Survivor Iconic Shirt of Sonichu and Rosechu's Creator. Thank You, Missus.|Chris on why history books should remember the momentous occasion wherein some dumbass bought a moldy piece of cloth from another dumbass}}

Not only is this statement [[Chris and his Ego|extremely egotistical]] even by CWC's standards, it also betrays the fact that Chris continues to treat a shirt that he let rot in a plastic bag for two years with an undue amount of gravitas. It seems that Chris views the clothing he has worn over the course of his life, much like [[Christopher's name change#Christopher as a separate personality|the various names he has had]], as an important symbol of his identity as it has twisted and changed. Because autistics are known to place extreme importance on inanimate objects, this can be seen as standard autistic behavior.

==Classic Wardrobe==
Below is a gallery of most of Chris's wardrobe prior to 2011, along with links to the videos they appeared in:

===Shirts===
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<gallery>
Image:Christshirt1.png|"[[The Classic|The Classic]]"<br>[[So Need a Cute Girl|1]] [[Harvey Birdman Commercial|2]] [[Pixelated PS3|3]] [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|4]] [[CWC is Angry|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 27th, 2008|6]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 18th, 2009|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 19th, 2009|8]] [[CWC's "It's All Coming Back To Me"|9]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|10]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2009|11]] [[SingStar_Challenge#Watch|12]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 1|13]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 4|14]] [[Show RESPECT to me, "C"CWC|15]] [[Sign Destruction Video|16]] [[CWC Personal Sonichu Presentation|17]] [[Live Game Stream - C-Log 04192017 - The Shirt|18]]
Image:Christshirt4.png|"The Advice Dog"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 24th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate Columbus Day, 2008|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 6th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 10th, 2009|4]] [[12 January 2010|5]] [[14 January 2010|6]] [[What's the Name, Christian Chandler, C H R I S C H A N|7]] [[15 January 2010|8]] [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L|9]]
Image:Christshirt3.png|"[[Liquid Chris|The Impostor]]"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|1]] [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|2]]
Image:Christshirt5.png|"The Napoleon"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 17th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|3]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|4]] [[15 October 2009|5]] [[9 December 2009|6]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|7]] [[22 January 2010|8]] [[I am Alive|9]] [[100 2269|10]] [[A Hike|11]]
Image:Christshirt6.png|"The Racing Stripe"<br>[[I am STRAIGHT|1]] [[CWC with Bible - Leviticus|2]] [[Congrats, Jack Black|3]] [[ECV 00002|4]] [[100 2278|5]]
Image:Christshirt7.png| "The Power Ranger"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 3rd, 2008|1]] [[CCWC's Final Warning to the Second CWC|2]] [[LOOK at the truth!|3]]
Image:Christshirt8.png| "The Dunwich Horror"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate April 12th, 2009|1]] [[More for the crabs|2]] [[ECV 00081|3]] [[Bunny Hop|4]] [[11052009 Kacey, I Love You, and I Need You|5]] [[CWC address to Royal Board|6]] [[Address to Mao, the S.O.B.|7]] [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|8]]
Image:Christshirt10.png|"The Two-Face"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 23rd, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 3rd, 2009|2]] [[Wigwam|3]] [[WeighIn|4]] [[Chris Sings Lovin' You|5]]
Image:Christshirt11a.png|"The Poké-Master"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 6th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt12.png|"The Horizontal Horror"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt13a.png|"The Jerkop"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 13th, 2008|1]] [[CWC Music Video Holding Out For a Hero|2]]
Image:Christshirt14.png|"The Greasy Flag"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate February 6th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 9th, 2009|2]] [[I am devoted to My Sweetest Ivy|3]] [[Matthew 5 27, CWC Confessions|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 17th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate May 22nd, 2009|6]] [[I Am The TRUE, Original Christopher Christian Weston Chandler; No Ifs, Ands or Buts|7]] [[9 October 2009|8]] [[Warning - Naughty Women ;)|9]] [[Old Time Rock and Roll on Shredwud|10]] [[Brutal Legend|11]] [[3 December 2009|12]]
Image:Christshirt18.png|"The Star Fleet Captain"<br>[[CWC More Than A Feeling|1]]
Image:Christshirt17.png|"The Scuderia Autistirarri"<br>[[Chris's Big Night Out|1]] [[10 September 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt19.png|"The Flag-Waving Patriot"<br>[[Chris Destroys His Vibrator|1]] [[A CWC Audition|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate April 28th, 2009|3]] [[CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters|4]] [[Challenge for Clyde|5]] [[Brutal Legend Plus|6]] [[For_Chris#IBA.27s_video|7]] [[IPods Down and Listen Up|8]] [[Hello, Juffalo|9]] [[9 February 2010|10]]
Image:Christshirt20.png|"The Captain Falcon"<br>[[Down with Asperchu|1]] [[CWC Update 18 March 2009 More Updated|2]] [[F Abstinance|3]]
Image:Christshirt21.png|"The DangerStripe"<br>[[Chris Sings Fart Song for Flora|1]] [[CWC is Sad|2]] [[Address to my CWCipedia SysOP|3]] [[This was my fault|4]] [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|5]]
Image:Christshirt22.png|"The Cyclone Joker"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 21st, 2009|1]] [[CWC Callout for Miss Emily and Stephanie|2]] [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|3]] [[A message to the Trolls|4]] [[Don't Mess With Me|5]]
Image:ChrisShirt43.png|"The Swamp Monster"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate December 20th, 2009|1]] [[I like Mary Poppins|2]] [[DayOut|3]] [[FullHouse|4]] [[100 2357.MOV|5]]
Image:Christshirt23.png|"The Traffic Light"<br>[[Chris Chan's Public Announcement|1]] [[A Sonichu Day|2]] [[Shout out to Fans in Hospital|3]] [[To Clyde and Jack.MOV|4]] [[Kill De Jack|5]]
Image:ChristshirtPoke.png|"The Manchild"<br>[[Chris dispels videogame rumors|1]] [[Magical Man Potion|2]] [[ItIsFinished.MOV|3]] [[Haters Gonna Hate.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt28.png|"The Rugby of Shame"<br>[[Christian's Update 11 September 2008|1]]
Image:Parappashirt.png|"The [[PaRappa the Rapper|PaRappa]] Shirt"<br>[[51 50|1]] [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad|2]]
Image:Christshirt42.png|"The Statesmen"<br>[[10252009 For Kacey|1]] [[To Clyde Gregg|2]] [[For Chris II|3]]
Image:sportsbra.png|"The [[Muscle bra|Muscle Bra]]"<br>[[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|1]] [[100 2265|2]] [[ECV 00001|3]] [[Pregnant Act|4]]
Image:sportsbra2.png|"The Muscle Bra 2"<br>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]] [[WelcometoBollywood|2]]
Image:Christshirt27.png|"The Dirty Dashiki"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate August 8th, 2008|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 16th, 2009|2]] [[CWC to Mr. Miyamoto-san|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 4th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 26th, 2009|5]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate March 27th, 2009|6]] [[Challenge for Clyde II|7]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|8]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|9]] [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|10]] [[I am Alive|11]]
Image:Christshirt37.png|"The [[Homos|Mount and Do Me]]"<br>[[For J-R's Eyes Only.MOV|1]]
Image:Christshirt25.png|"The [[Duck]]ie Shirt"<br>[[Take that Page DOWN NOW!|1]] [[Secret Weapon|2]] [[YouTube Finale|3]] [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|4]]
Image:Christshirt26.png|"The Shamrock Shake"<br>[[An Official Sonichu Update|1]] [[Sonichu Game Talk|2]] [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls|3]]
Image:Christshirt29.png|"The Shamrock Stripes"<br>[[Chris Sex Videos|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 7th, 2009|2]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 12th, 2009|3]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 13th, 2009|4]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate August 20th, 2009|5]] [[Clyde Cash the kid video|6]] [[Lars Is Jivin'.MP4|7]]
Image:Christshirt31.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 8th, 2009|1]]
Image:Christshirt32.png|"The Burgundy Nightmare Redux"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 15th, 2009|1]] [[Chris Comes Out of the Closet|2]]
Image:Christshirt33.png|"The Bumblebee"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|1]] [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009|2]]
Image:Christshirt35.png|"The Intimidator"<br>[[Chris Calls Clyde Out|1]] [[I Love You Kacey|2]] [[10242009|3]] [[29 January 2010|4]] [[C-Ya Later|5]] [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|6]] [[Pregnant Act#The Remake|7]]
Image:Christshirt38.png|"The [[Rainbow]] Flag"<br>[[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|1]]
Image:Christshirt30.png|"The Big Green"<br>[[We're Being Watched|1]] [[THAT IS MY HOUSE|2]]
Image:Christshirt41.png|"The White Trash"<br>[[Captain's Log, Stardate September 29th, 2009|1]] [[War Paint Video|2]] [[Some Favored Comedians|3]] [[Lars' Ship has Sunk.MOV|4]]
Image:Christshirt45.png|"The Happy Jack"<br>[[CWC Dare|1]] [[June062010.MOV|2]] [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|3]] [[XBox is OK.MOV|4]] [[Message for John Kyle|5]]
Image:Christshirt46.png|"The Bordeaux Butcher"<br>[[Apology to Emily|1]]
Image:Christshirt40.png|"The Ivory Poacher"<br>[[25 September 2009|1]]
</gallery>
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===Pants===

<center>
<gallery>
File:The Classic Jean.png|"The Classic Jeans"
File:Chris's yellow shorts.jpg|"The Mellow Yellow"
</gallery>
</center>

==Cross-dressing Boutique==
In recent years, Chris has ditched the clown shirts, instead opting for an arguably worse wardrobe, see below:

===Shirts===
<center>
<gallery>
Image:The Clopper.PNG|"The Clopper"<br>[[Paid Video Requests#Josh Lover of men|1]] [[Announcement 07202016|2]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Sexual Helicopter|3]] [[Paid Video Requests#Happy Birthday, Nathan.|4]] [[Paid Video Requests#Copypasta: Gorilla Warfare|5]] [[Paid Video Requests#Singing "Yellow Submarine"|6]] [[September 2016 Paid Video Requests#Oh, Wait. I've got one more...|7]] [[Something Completely Different - A few Transformers Jokes, also anti-Pmurt|8]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#Minor Update, plus we need more money, Please.|9]] [[Minor Update, Handouts!#We Said Donations No Less than $1.00, US, Please|10]] [[Live Drawing Streams#06072017|11]] [[CLog 06232017|12]] [[CLog 07072017 #HarassCWCdirectly#Video|13]]
Image:White tomgirl with Heart design.png|"The Shattered Heart"<br>[[Announcement 06292016|1]] [[Announcement 06292016#Announcement 06292016-2|2]] [[Unicorns Rainbows and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 3|3]] [[Rainbows Unicorns and a Bluebird of Happiness Chapter 4|4]] [[August 2016 Paid Video Requests#Singing "All of the Lights"|5]]
Image:imdoneadulting.png|"The Broken Brony" <br>[[November 2016 Paid Video Requests|1]] [[Feelings of the election results|2]] [[I Tweet AND Post Simultaneously|3]] [[Help, please|4]] [[Patreon announcement|5]] [[The Alpha Trion/"Young Warrior" Challenge|6]] [[Alpha Trion/"Young" warrior challenge explained|7]] [[Z-Ring Fun Extra|8]] [[January 2017 Paid Video Requests|9]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing The Dream I Dreamed|10]] [[November 2017 Paid Video Requests#Singing Sorry (Not Sorry)|11]]
<br>[[The_Alpha_Trion/"Young_Warrior"_Challenge|1]]
Image:thepromoter.png|"The Promoter"<br>[[Update_02/16/2016|1]]
Image:sonicrainboom.png|"The Sonic Rainboom"<br>[[Jungle bells|1]] [[Holiday_Greetings_to_Karen_Riley|2]]
Image:thehappyhag.png|"The Happy Hag"<br>[[Update_01/12/2016|1]] [[Apologies_for_offending_people|2]] [[Doxing_Jeff/Francine|3]] [[Eid,_Pmurt,_Eid|4]] [[Embargo_Update_12/2/2015|5]] [[HELP,_PLEASE!!!|7]] [[GameStop_is_UNFAIR_to_Everyone;_Not_Just_Me!|6]] [[Happy_Birthday,_Martin.|8]] [[Happy_Pokémon_Day.|9]] [[HelloLadyFans|10]] [[I%27m_sick;_we_need_money_donations;_no_video_requests_for_a_while|11]] [[I_Am_me;_He_is_not|12]] [[Jeff_is_Beyond_Denounced.|13]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|14]] [[Lesbian_Sleepover_Party_Announcement.|15]] [[Reading:_"A_Girl_Who_Brought_Down_the_World",_"And_Apparently_Survived_a_Housefire"|16]] [[September_2016_Paid_Video_Requests|17]] [[Thank_You_from_Christine_Chandler|18]] [[Twelve_New_and_Old_Things_of_Christmas|19]] [[Update,_1/22/2016,_and_new_items_for_Cwcville_Shopping.|20]] [[Update_01/12/2016|21]] [[Update_1/25/2016|22]] [[Yes,_it_still_has_been_I,_Christine_Weston_Chandler,_who_has_been_uploading_the_videos_personally.|23]]
Image:thedealmaker.png|"The Deal Maker"<br>[[Proposition_to_Sega|1]] [[Announcement_04/16/2016|2]]
Image:bubblegumnightmare.png|"The Bubblegum Nightmare"<br>[[Live_Game_Stream_-_C-Log_050032017-2|1]] [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|2]] [[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac|3]]
Image:toothpastetube.png|"The Toothpaste Tube"<br> [[CLog_07142017_-_Rainbow_Colouring|1]]
Image:ManchesterSweaterFixed.png|"The Manly Chester"<br>[[I Love You, Catherine|1]] [[26_December_2014#Video|2]]
Image:Bigbaggyblue.png|"The Big Baggy Blue"<br>[[CLog_07072017|1]] [[I need some local C64 Tech Help, Please|2]]
Image:MANCHILDMELTDOWN.png|"The Manchild Meltdown"<br> [[I_Am_Sick_of_the_HATE!!!_(I_could_use_a_break)|1]] [[Apologies to the liked Bronies and Pegasisters; PLEASE UNBLOCK ME ON TWITTER!|2]] [[Sonichu Headquarters Google Intro Video|3]] [[We Need some gas money, Please, Help.|4]] [[April 2019 videos#@MintendoMerd|5]] [[April 2019 videos#Also, Happy Birthday to MKR!|6]] [[April 2019 videos#Bonus! LACK OF Glitter Bombing. 🔥Epic Burn!🔥|7]] [[Pappy Van Poodle Interview|8]] [[Pewdiepie Does Not Live Here; He Lives In Sweden|9]] [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!|10]] [[General BronyCon Announcement.|11]] [[First recorded statement of Magi-Chan Sonichu - August 15, 2019|12]] [[Chris Chan Sonichu plays Twilight Sparkle’s Secret Shipfic Folder, Solitaire|13]] [[Xleepy|14]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#Reaction Video: Red Vs Blue Part 1|15]] [[Red vs Blue Reaction Livestreams#TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 2 Reaction Video|16]] [[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020|17]] [[Sonichu Reaction TF2 Analysis Anarchy Red Vs Blue Part 6|18]] [[Cover song: “I’ll Be Your Mirror” by Velvet Underground|19]] [[Birthday Greetings to Devin|20]] [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit|21]] [[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6|22]] [[Praetor|23]]
Image:Chrisshirt classic20.png|"The Classic 2.0"<br>[[Goodwill Offering and Kindest Wishes|1]] [[Dimensional Merge Announcements|2]] [[Chris Kisses Rosechu|3]]
</gallery>
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===Pants/Skirts===
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<gallery>
File:Chris's funky sweats.png|"The Southwestern Sweats"
File:Chris's White Music Note Skirt.png|"The Vinyl Scratch"
</gallery>
</center>

==Accessories==
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<gallery>
File:Unicorn horn and ears.png
File:Crystal and Gem necklace.png
File:Fingerless gloves.png
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==Other aspects of his Fashion sense==
===Custom-painted shoes===
[[File:Painted shoes finished.jpg|thumb|250px|Spray-painted in Sonichu's colors.]]
[[File:SoniShoes.jpg|thumb| In [[May 2020]] after being sold to [[Jacob Sockness]]]]
Chris wears shoes that he sloppily spray-paints blue and yellow. He demonstrated his technique in [[Shoe Colouring]]. They would later be sold to [[Jacob Sockness]] on 12 March 2019.

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===Wrist warmer===
[[Image:Wrist Warmer.jpg|thumb|Wrist warmer]]

{{quote|Yes, it is a part of my necklace; it's a "[[Wikipedia:Wilson Sporting Goods|Wilson]]" wrist-warmer I use to cover the discomfort of the number of Links back there.|Chris<ref>Email from Chris posted in old [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens (message board)|PVCC]] thread 162</ref>{{PublicSource}}}}

Chris likely wears this article to counter [[Wikipedia:Sensory defensiveness|sensory defensiveness]], a condition common among autistics, in which a normally harmless sensation directly triggers a fight-or-flight reaction.

===Fanny pack===
[[File:0419-ChristianIs17-14.jpg|thumb|200px]]
A fanny pack (known as a "bum bag" in the British Commonwealth) is a small fabric pouch secured with a zipper and worn by use of a strap around the hips or waist. Fanny packs reached the peak of their popularity in the late 1980s and early-to-mid 1990s, and were considered to be a fashion faux pas until the late 2010s.<ref>http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/beauty/once-reviled-fanny-packs-get-a-high-fashion-makeover-and-an-even-higher-pricetag-2452640#photoViewer=1</ref> Naturally, Chris wore them throughout the 1990s and 2000s.

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Image:0226-ChristianWMrsSanford.jpg|Chris and [[Virginia Jeanine Sanford|Mrs. Sanford]].
Image:0565-CWCKellieGrads.jpg|Chris with [[Kellie Andes]]. Chris would have, for the first time in his life, looked like he dressed sharp, if it wasn't for the fanny pack. Note the award that Kellie is holding.
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===Cosplaying===
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== Sources ==
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Chris Kisses Rosechu

2021-12-06T05:54:28Z

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{{SonichuPossession}}

'''Chris Kisses Rosechu''' (officially named '''P1000037.MP4''') is a video recorded on 23 [[February 2021]], and leaked on 15 [[August 2021]], where Chris, [[Spirit possession#Sonichu|whilst possessed by Sonichu]], pretends to kiss an imaginary [[Rosechu]] in the [[Wikipedia:Goochland, Virginia|Goochland]] Public Library while an unknown cameraman records him.

The video was leaked on the [[Kiwi Farms]] in August 2021 after the email account of a person associated with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]] was hacked into.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shroom-ilj-girl-email-hack-new-leaked-cwc-vid.98587/</ref> Most notably, the video was addressed to [[Praetor]]'s email address, meaning that this video is likely a result of, or is at least related to [[Weening|their activities]].

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = P1000037.MP4
| ytid = 7Sq8AT5Yc5E
| stardate = 23 [[February 2021]]
| subject =
| style = {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{Bella|text}}
| shirt = {{theclassic2.0|text}}
| other = {{Leaked|text}}
| previous = [[CHRIS CHAN DRIP OUT]]
| next = [[Twitter Voice Clip]]
}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris leans against the wall as the cameraman takes a step forward'']

'''Cameraman''': Roll it. So you can do different poses if you want, you can uh, that's a good one.

[''The cameraman starts walking towards Chris, who walks away from the wall'']

'''Cameraman''': I'm gonna move over here for a second just to try and get a 360 view.

[''The cameraman walks back, and Chris scurries back to where he was standing'']

'''Cameraman''': All right. Great, great...

'''Chris''': [''Pointing at the air''] This is where I got Rosie right here. S-she's... being attacked right now.

'''Cameraman''': I got you.

'''Chris''': [''Holds his hand awkwardly at waist level''] So, my hands are on her shoulder. And this is me making out with her. [''Bends down, and starts slobbering with the air'']

'''Cameraman''': Ah.

[''A few seconds of Chris awkwardly making out with the air while making "mmm" noises passes, with the cameraman filming slightly closer'']

'''Chris''': [''Stands up, smiling and slightly chuckling'']

'''Cameraman''': That's good. That was good. Gosh... so would you want Rosechu to be within this movie as a CGI character or as a, uh, fursuit character?

'''Chris''': Ohhh, [[Speech impediment|everybo-, all- every...]] we gotta have her as CGI as well.

'''Cameraman''': Yeah.

'''Chris''': We gotta do CGI with pretty much all the Sonichus and Rosechus, pretty much.

'''Cameraman''': That's not a problem. That's not a problem. Alright, I'm gonna stop on one more shot here.

[''Chris returns to awkwardly holding his hand at waist level'']

'''Cameraman''': Just kinda holding it straight... Excellent, aaand-

[''Video abruptly ends'']

==See also==
*[[Sonichu's Update on the Dimension Merge and Sermon - October, 2020]], another Praetor video filmed at the Goochland library

==References==
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{{quote|He sees them with his “[[third eye]]”, but longs to see them [in real life]|An [[Idea Guys|Idea Guy]], on Chris's perception of his imaginary friends<ref name=thirdeye>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Gullibility]].</ref>}}

[[File:Chris with Teen Troon Squad cap.png|thumb|250px|Chris imagining himself <strike>eating the asshole of</strike> kissing the lips of his first fictional wife, [[Cryzel]].]]

'''Imaginary friends''' are psychological manifestations typically employed by toddlers to practice social skills. Most children grow out of the phase; [[Chris]], on the other hand, retained his belief in imaginary friends well into adulthood, still holding the belief at {{Age|1982|2|24}} years of age.

Chris has always had difficulties distinguishing fiction from [[reality]] due to his [[autism]]. His imaginary friends were originally an occasional source of companionship, as well as a coping mechanism for moments of [[stress]], such as the infamous example of invoking [[Sonichu]] to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] during his college days. As he entered his mid-30s, Chris retreated more often to his imaginary world as a reaction to the downward spiral of his life, ignoring the real-world problems of his [[debt]] and lack of independent living experience, resulting in a vicious feedback loop in which Chris's real-world problems worsen while his devotion to his imaginary friends increases. The machinations of the [[Idea Guys]] and the [[enablers]] [[Teen Troon Squad|that]] [[Jacob Sockness|followed]], whose chief tactic is role-playing as Chris's imaginary friends, further cemented the belief into Chris's mind.

Chris's devotion to his imaginary friends outweighed his real-life friendships with his [[Pokémon League friends]], and he gradually lost contact with the latter to focus on his fantasy world.

==How Chris interacts with imaginary friends==
[[File:Bc2 with imaginary friend.jpg|thumb|left|Chris, seen here publicly talking to an imaginary friend while at [[BronyCon 2017]].]]

Chris is confused over the concept of imagination, interpreting it as visions into the [[dimension]] where his friends reside.

In a [[2010]] email to [[Jackie]], Chris said that he communicated with imaginary friends before falling asleep - essentially describing a form of daydreaming.

{{quote|I do still sometimes talk with my electric-hedgehog pok'emon while I'm on my way to falling asleep and the tv is off; we talk about current things, like things I could do or say in meeting new people, or just things I'm feeling currently to get their response to| Chris, [[Jackie E-mails 16]]}}

[[File:Sonichu 16 page-4.JPG|thumb|200px|Chris, with his third eye open, having visions of Hyperdimension Neptunia lore.]]

Chris tapped into New Age spirituality to try strengthening his perceived ties to the other dimension, with techniques centering around [[meditation]]. In summer [[2017]], he began referring to a "third eye,"<ref>[[CopperCab]]</ref> a concept associated with mental visions and precognition. He also experimented with astral projection, a term for an out-of-body experience achieved with meditation, as a method to access [[CWCville]], and later dimension [[C-197]].<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Gamindustri's enemies attack CWCville]]</ref>

In fall 2017, the first of the [[Idea Guys]] entered the picture, role-playing as Chris's own imaginary friends, initially to see if he was gullible enough to believe it. From Chris's perspective, he thought that he was addressing his friends over the Internet instead of having to astral project. This validated Chris's beliefs and his faith in imaginary friends consequently escalated to the forefront of his life.

{{quote|I pretended to be both Sonichu and Rosechu, who borrowed my computer. All it took was a little knowledge on Sonichu and Chris believes he’s talking to his “children”.|The ringleader of the Idea Guys<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>}}

After the Idea Guys were ousted due to using their influence to extort Chris, various [[enablers]] crawled out of the woodwork and copied their techniques, keeping Chris firmly rooted in his fantasyland.

[[File:Psychic Type Talk.jpg|thumb|150px|Chris's way of coping during the Idea Guys' reign was to retreat to his fantasy world and talk to his imaginary friends there.]]

Chris has tried to physically interact with fictional characters. During [[BronyCon]] 2017, an inconspicuous observer recorded him [[dancing with Magi-Chan]], in reality having thin air as his dance partner. In January 2019, Chris claimed on Twitter to have been attacked by an imaginary enemy while in the shower, and that he "was able to whack the attacker with a half-full conditioner bottle."<ref>[[January 2019 social media posts#Accusing fan's OC of attempted assassination]]</ref> In April 2019, Chris was spotted by a fan at [[Target]] "muttering really loudly"; from Chris's perspective, he had been hanging out with his imaginary friends.<ref>https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/bdnxp3/saw_him_at_target_today_wanted_to_say_hi_but_got/</ref><ref>[[April 2019 social media posts#Reactions to Notre Dame Fire]]</ref>

Chris also believes in [[spirit possession]] involving his imaginary friends, such as when he believed that ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' character Uzume and his OC [[Magi-Chan]] had possessed his body.

==Accounts of manifestations==
===Sonichu===
During a 2004 confrontation with [[Mary Lee Walsh]], Chris began to converse with thin air, pretending that Sonichu was in the office with him.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 5|Jackie Chat #5]], 3 October 2010.</ref><ref name="Jackie e 16">[[Jackie_E-mails_16]], 23 September 23 2010 – 3 October 2010.</ref> Chris then pretended to be Sonichu, giving a speech that he claimed Sonichu wanted to give to Walsh, before ending the lecture with a [[curse-ye-ha-me-ha]] (since he believes he has magic powers). Unsurprisingly, Mary ordered him to see a [[Chris and psychology|psychiatrist]].

Chris has also conversed with Sonichu and Rosechu before falling asleep. At one point, he claimed that the pair offered him relationship advice.<ref name="Jackie e 16" />

===Megagi La Skunk===
He claimed to have conversed with [[Megagi La Skunk]], particularly regarding how she has allegedly told him that she ([[Megan]], but by extension Megagi) should never have been born.<ref>[[October 2013 Facebook Posts#Megagi La Skunk agrees that you should have never been born]]</ref>

===Night Star===
[[File:ChrisOverhearingNightstar.png|thumb|200px|Artist's rendition of Chris overhearing a conversation held by his imaginary [[Night Star]] character.]]

Chris believes that he has overheard conversations held by [[Night Star]] and other random [[My Little Pony]] characters.<ref>[[August_2017_Facebook_posts#MLP_theory.2C_based_on_listening_to_Night_Star]]</ref> In 2017, Chris also used his Night Star account on Twitter to talk to himself, even after revealing that Night Star was a sockpuppet of his.<ref>[[NightStar2891 tweets#Lonely and conversing with himself|Twitter message]] from @NightStar2891, 7 September 2017.</ref>

===Magi-Chan===
The prime member of Chris's imaginary friends, having surpassed Sonichu and Night Star in importance to Chris, as [[Magi-Chan]]'s abilities center around psychic powers, which Chris deems useful in his misguided attempts to correct his real-world problems.

Magi-Chan's rise in status began around summer 2017, when Chris believed Magi-Chan was with him at [[BronyCon]], to the point that he [[Dancing with Magi-Chan|danced with thin air]] at the BronyCon gala, believing his dance partner was Magi-Chan.

Magi-Chan's importance to Chris has made him a key for others to use in manipulating him - the Idea Guys duped Chris into believing he was married to Magi-Chan, [[The Captain]] invoked Magi-Chan to convince Chris to trust him to stop the Idea Guys, [[Jacob Sockness]] deceived Chris with a [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan|faked chatlog involving Magi-Chan]], and various enablers have used Magi-Chan to get their foot in the door with Chris.

===Discord===
[[Image:Discord_ID_S5E22.png|thumb|100px|Discord as seen in ''My Little Pony:FiM''.]]

Discord is a male draconequus and former antagonist from the cartoon ''[[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic''.

In [[November 2017]], as a result of the main [[Idea Guy]]'s schemes involving [[Hyperdimension Neptunia]] lore, Chris felt he needed bodyguards in the real world to protect him from manipulation by fictional ''Neptunia'' character Kurome, choosing imaginary friends [[Magi-Chan]], [[Silvana]] and Discord.

He went to his [[Pokemon]] club at [[The End Games]] escorted by Magi-Chan and Discord, and said he let Discord watch some Dungeons and Dragons games. Chris also asked one of his [[Pokémon League friends]] if she could see the imaginary friend, and claimed to have worn Discord as a draconequus vest.<ref>[[November 2017 Facebook posts#Sharing my body with a video game character]]</ref>

===Trying to meet Neptune at GameStop===
An [[Idea Guy]] told Chris that fictional ''[[Hyperdimension Neptunia]]'' character Neptune would be waiting for him at a [[GameStop]] during December 2017. Chris opted to go to the Forest Lakes location from which he had been banned, and on his own initiative, stood outside and thoroughly scanned the interior looking for Neptune, then followed up by honking on his car horn and shouting her name.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Chris went to a GameStop to meet a Neptunia goddess]]</ref>

===Polyamorous marriage===
During January 2018, the Idea Guys rewrote ''Sonichu'' lore so that Magi-Chan and his father figure, Mewtwo, were married.<ref>[[January 2018 Facebook posts#Mewtwo and Magi-Chan married]]</ref> Two months later, they convinced Chris that he was married to [[Magi-Chan]] and their OC, [[Cryzel]], in a [[bisexual]] [[polyamorous marriage]].<ref>[[Sonichu 13]]</ref>

The notion stuck with Chris, who declared his real-life [[Love Quest]] to be over. In June, long after the Idea Guys were ousted. Chris widened the marriage to officially include Mewtwo and Sylvana, Magi-Chan's other partner.

Chris has frequently mentioned his imaginary husbands and wives on social media. By posting messages written from their points of view (having Magi-Chan deliver the news that Chris went to the hospital),<ref>[[June 2019 social media posts#Heart attack claim]] from @MagiChan111448, 26 June 2019.</ref> claiming to be with them (stating that Sylvana helped him diagnose a problem with his car),<ref name=aug2019car>[[August 2019 social media posts#Chris caused a fender-bender and kicked a cop car; discovers he's blacklisted from Papa Johns]] from @CPU_CWCSonichu, 5 August 2019.</ref> or referring to them as if they were real (saying his "hubbytwo" Mewtwo helped out in the events from the ''Detective Pikachu'' movie).<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1100463710680813569</ref>

===Religious figures===
Chris has long believed that religious and spiritual figures like [[God]] and the Grim Reaper give him messages in the form of [[dreams]], not realizing the dreams are merely expressions of his own subconscious desires.

During the [[Idea Guys]] saga, an Idea Guy role-played as Jesus to troll Chris, as seen in the [[Cryzel Torture]] chatlog, validating Chris's egocentric beliefs that religious figures would seek to contact him.

During the subsequent [[Dimensional Merge]] saga, Chris took his beliefs to the next level, believing that various deities were his imaginary friends helping with the Merge.<ref>[[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]]</ref>

{{quote|[...] the CPUs, whom I am friends with, as well as God/Emanuelle and Jesus of this dimension [...]|Chris, December 2018<ref>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1075792363690303488</ref>}}

===Distress over fictional characters===
Chris uses his imaginary friends to find solidarity with changes to fictional media that he dislikes.

The initial design of the [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)|Sonic the Hedgehog movie]] was disliked by Chris, who claimed to have discussed the matter with Sonic, whose opinion was that the "movie does no good justice" for him.

When long-running cartoon ''[[My Little Pony]]: Friendship is Magic'' wrapped up production, Chris was upset and [[Hasbro! MLP G4 Must Continue; NO MLP G5!|tried to convince Hasbro to continue the show]], claiming to have consulted with Princess Celestia, a character from the cartoon.

===Coping with people who distance themselves===
[[File:ChuggleDBuglApology.jpg|thumb|200px|A leaked drawing by Chris. He role-plays an apology in which one of the blocking bronies apologizes to ''him'' for the block.]]

Chris has used the concept of imaginary friends to cope with people who explicitly don't want to put up with him.

In January 2019, [[Twitter blocks from TF2 Analysis crew|several members of the Brony community blocked Chris's Twitter en masse]]. Chris tried to cope by roleplaying an apology between his alter-ego and the alter-egos of the bronies - in which the latter apologizes to Chris for blocking him - and then proceeded to take the roleplay seriously, sending the apology drawings out in a failed attempt to convince the bronies to unblock him.

In December 2019, Chris threw a tantrum over artust [[ProjectSNT]]'s redesign of his [[Wild Sonichu]] character, later rationalizing his reaction as the result of dimension [[CS-89]] calling him for help. Chris tried to get ProjectSNT to respond to his power fantasy, but she refused to act as an [[enabler]] and ignored him. Since she didn't want to interact with him, Chris appropriated her as an imaginary friend, declaring that she had been "force-transported" to dimension CS-89 to assist him with battling interdimensional evil there.

===Misc coping mechanisms===
In [[June 2021]], when Chris was about to leave the [[Watchmen]] Discord server [[The Place]], and by extension, cut ties with [[MKR|Meghan]], he stated to [[Null]] that he first had to "confirm Nightvee's safety and being from Meghan. But, I'm certain Nights and Reala have his back during uncertain moments",<ref>[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris texts Null]]</ref> referring to an [[OC]] by Meghan based on the character Nights from the ''Nights into Dreams'' video game.

===Robertchu===
[[File:RobertchuBackHome.jpg|thumb|200px|Chris's deceased father, reincarnated as a Sonichu spirit, posing next to his still-living wife.]]

Initially, in the years after Chris's father passed away, Chris was in mourning over the loss, accepting that [[Bob]] was gone.

However, the [[Idea Guys]] manipulated Chris into believing that Bob was alive in [[CWCville]]'s dimension, reincarnated as a Sonichu and going by the name Robertchu. Chris tried to drag his mother into the fantasy of Bob being alive, having her pose for a photo next to a drawing of Robertchu for a [[TSSSF]] card. In the card text, Chris claimed:

{{quotebox|Every once in a while, Mister C runs back home to offer comfort to Barbara. Before the Dimension Merge's completion, she has missed him everyday, and found the solace and comfort when he comes by. He continues to carry a torch for her in his heart and soul while he helps to protect everyone in Cwcville and at this old temple of a house.}}

==On video==
Chris has interacted with his imaginary friends on video.

* During the summer 2017 [[BronyCon]], Chris was observed [[dancing with Magi-Chan]].
* In the fall/winter 2018 video [[Chris with Teen Troon Squad]], while hanging out at a Squad member's home, Chris fondles and kisses thin air - believing it is his imaginary wife, [[Cryzel]].
* In the [[June 2019]] video [[Believe in the OCs and Deities!]], while rambling about the impending [[Dimensional Merge]], Chris gestures at thin air and states that Magi-Chan is sitting next to him.
* While [[Spirit possession|pretending to be]] [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], Chris signaled that [[Rosechu]] was sitting right next to him as he [[Chris's Last Will and Testament|stated his will on camera]].
*In the [[February 2021]] video [[Chris Kisses Rosechu]], filmed by [[Praetor]], Chris (in his phase of role-playing as Sonichu) kisses an imaginary [[Rosechu]].

==See also==
*[[Enablers]]
*[[OCs]]
*[[Pokémon League friends]]
*[[Polyamorous marriage]]
*[[Spirit possession]]

==References==
<references/>

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Bisexual

2021-12-06T05:21:58Z

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{{quote|I realized with my sweethearts <nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Cryzel Rosechu]] and [[Magi-Chan Sonichu]]<nowiki>]</nowiki> that I am a Bisexual|Chris, unaware Cryzel and Magi-Chan were being portrayed by the [[Idea Guys]] to manipulate him<ref name=BiDeclare>[[April 2018 social media posts#I'm bisexual]]</ref>}}

{{quote|[The Idea Guys] screeched at Chris to say he was part gay.|[[Guard Dog]] Marvin, on unreleased chat logs between Chris and the Idea Guys<ref name=screech>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/twitter-12-14-chris-reflects-on-nsfw-drawings-reaffirms-that-hes-bisexual.50977/post-4090932</ref>}}

[[File:Sonichu16PreviewPage6.jpg|thumb|250px|The reason Chris identifies as bisexual.]]

'''Bisexuality''' is the sexual attraction to both men and women. For most of [[Chris]]’s life, he identified as heterosexual, attracted only to [[China|women]], and he later switched that to lesbian after coming out as [[transgender]]. In [[April 2018]], the [[Idea Guys]] manipulated Chris into believing himself to be bisexual by [[brainwashing]] him into thinking he was in a [[polyamorous marriage]] with the fictional male character [[Magi-Chan]].

==Background==
For most of his life, Chris had identified as straight, attracted to women while feeling repulsion towards other [[JERKS|men]] whether straight or gay. The roots of his intense dislike of men can be traced to the severity of his [[autism]] - Chris had a strange perspective on sexuality, viewing it as requiring continuous maintenance (noted by usage of the term "falling off the straight path" and using [[magical thinking]] in the form of the [[Sailor Moon Poster]] to stay straight) and being corruptible simply if another person utters a word for genitals. The [[Man in the Pickle Suit]] described how Chris perceived the matter:

{{quoteboxgreen|He freaks out when the thought of penis occurs, like if it came up on television or someone made a joke or something, because he's a moron who doesn't understand how an inner monologue works. If one person says to another, in Chris' presence, "lol suck my dick", Chris imagines that and freaks out and thinks he can catch the gay from that. Because he's a moron.

(For the same reason, because of his inner monologue, Chris thinks he's psychic and that cartoon characters are real because he can think in their voice in his head.)<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/sonichu-12-9.51991/post-4180067</ref>}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris [[BlueSpike PSN Chat 3|told Julie that he'd imagine dicks]], not necessarily gay thoughts. The way I interpret that is that Chris believes that he's in the driver's seat when it comes to imagination, when that's not exactly how it works. For example, if I'm having a conversation with you about apples, images of apples pop up into your head. [...] That's just how language and visualization intertwine. It's pretty difficult (or impossible) to resist that effect.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-thoughts-questions.49854/post-1899862</ref>}}

Some fans speculated that, based on his [[Homos|homophobia]] and his usage of methods to stay straight, Chris might have been in the closet instead. However, the theory is inconsistent with the rest of Chris's personality. Gay people keep to the closet from social pressure, but due to his autism, Chris has difficulty discerning and conforming to social pressure. Chris is also the type to do as he wants and justify it as feeling right to him regardless of social stigma, such as with going [[transgender]], resisting the pressure from his parents to stop – which didn't manifest with bisexuality.

At any rate, as Chris got older, and from osmosis from the [[SLGBTQ|SLGBTQ]] community he joined after identifying as a transgender lesbian, he began to mellow out on some of the beliefs he had held in his 20s, relaxing his hardline stances against straight and gay men.

==Brainwashed into bisexual identity==
A key technique the [[Idea Guys]] used to manipulate Chris's beliefs was posing as fictional characters in Chris's escapist fantasy land, [[CWCville]]. Examples include posing as Cryzel to pressure Chris into complying with their demands,<ref name=TBB>[[The Bad Beginning]]</ref> posing as [[Magi-Chan]] to inform Chris to draw himself raping [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] to ensure [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|Crystal]]'s birth,<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Trolling Jessica Quinn, drawing of Chris fucking Sonichu]]</ref> and even posing as [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|CWCville Chris]] to trick Chris into thinking CWCville Chris is a Satanist.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A#Pretending to be Chris to Chris, religion in CWCville]]</ref>

[[File:Sonichu 16 page-66.jpeg|thumb|250px|Page from the Idea Guys-directed [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]] on Chris coming out as bisexual because of the delusions they had fed him.]]

The Idea Guys then began to brainwash Chris over his sexual identity. They told Chris about his supposed sexual partners:

{{quote|I would have sex with my Cwcville counterpart, and even my Equestria Counterpart, [[Night Star|Nightstar]]. Her sweetie, [[Kun T’Nyuget]], was so handsome, he made me realize I was Bisexual. He was like, WOW!|Chris<ref name=bizarre>[[April 2018 social media posts#Brainwashing from Idea Guys]]</ref>}}

On 26 [[March 2018]], the Idea Guys led Chris to believe he was in a polyamorous marriage with [[imaginary friends]] [[Cryzel and Magi-Chan]].<ref>[[:File:OurWedding preview2.jpeg]]</ref> From Chris's perspective, the characters were as real as him – just located in another [[Dimensions|dimension]].

The Idea Guys then "screeched at Chris to say he was part gay", according to a [[Guard Dog]] who later viewed the chat logs.<ref name=screech></ref> Two weeks later, on 10 April 2018, Chris relented to the psychological manipulation and publicly declared himself to be bisexual, stating he had "realized" it with his "sweethearts".<ref name=BiDeclare></ref> The Idea Guys had Chris include a story of the coming out and marriage in [[Sonichu 13|''Sonichu'' #13]].

{{quote|Chris did speak with [Idea Guy] Wise on the phone, as he would force* Chris to have "phone sex" with him on what Chris said was a daily basis.|[[Guard Dog]] The Captain.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3570509</ref>}}

Having been convinced he was bisexual, Chris began to act out his newfound sexual identity – even in ways that surprised the Idea Guys, and lasting well after the Guard Dogs removed them from power.

On 15 April, Chris, while chatting with the Idea Guys, took it on his own initiative to scribble an image of Magi-Chan's penis on a wall.<ref name=TBB></ref> He then recorded [[Dick Licker; that is I.]], in which he licked the penis drawing to give Magi-Chan a blowjob.

[[File:CWC like video of shirtless men.png|thumb|Chris liked a video featuring shirtless men in April 2018.]]

Chris updated his [[Facebook]] to note that he is a bisexual transwoman, "interested in men and women".<ref>[[April 2018 social media posts#Updated Facebook profile to note bisexuality]]</ref> Chris also got over his long-held psychological dislike of [[Muscle bra|shirtless men]] and [[pickles]], buying a Pickle Rick toy in June 2018 and placing it in his bedroom.

In April 2018, Chris wrote a gay poem on [[Bryanfrogboy]], calling him sexy. In May, when male fans [[Copitz]] and his friend visited Chris at [[14 Branchland Court]], Chris greeted them with "Great Big Kisses (on the CHEEK)".<ref>https://tweetsave.com/cwcsonichu/status/997957259182227458</ref> Chris also drew a "thank you" drawing for [[Null]] in which Chris says to Null, "Oh! My goodness!!! You are sooo handsome and cute!!!".<ref>[[:File:CWC drawing for Joshua Moon.jpg]]</ref> In June, Chris kissed men on the cheek at [[TooManyGames]] (leading to his [[List of places that have banned Chris|ban]] from there). In December, Chris still believed he was bisexual:

{{quote|Hell, I even ate the whole box of penis-shaped gummy candy someone glitter-bombed me a year or so ago, with no regret and appreciation. And I would eat more if I got some, not to mention vagina-shaped candy too.|Chris, December 2018<ref name=gummy>https://twitter.com/CWCSonichu/status/1073704209831350273</ref>}}

==Further grooming==
In July 2019, [[Jacob Sockness]], a gay man, self-described worshipper of Chris and an enabler of Chris's delusions, started communicating with Chris and began designs to manipulate him into a sexual relationship. In the [[Sockness impersonates Magi-Chan]] chatlog, Sockness borrowed a page from the Idea Guys' playbook and role-played as Magi-Chan in order to dangle the [[Dimensional Merge]] over Chris's head and threaten that it won't go forward unless he and Chris meet. Sockness also had Magi-Chan state that adding Sockness to the polyamorous marriage would be a good idea, which Chris believed to be legitimate feedback from Magi-Chan. By [[October 2019]], Chris was more open to the idea of a relationship with Sockness, saying "we can kiss at the future time".<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1185683452282261505</ref> However, due to intervention by the [[Watchmen]], who countered Sockness's role-paying with their own, Chris was led away from Sockness and eventually dropped contact with him.<ref name=aqua>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/random-chris-updates.23605/post-5653000 Chris blames Magi-Chan for Sockness, 30 November 2019]</ref>
But Sockness managed to make a return, and in [[July 2020]] when asked whether he is dating Sockness, Chris replied "No, at least not yet".<Ref>[[July 2020 social media posts#Jacob]]</ref>

==Current state==
In [[June 2021]], the brainwashing from the Idea Guys was still in effect, as Chris reaffirmed that he still believed himself to be bisexual. He posted, "I have no shame or regret in going on public record stating the following: I like penis-shaped dildos, and I do not mind a genuine cock, up my butt. I have also enjoyed a cock-shaped sucker purchased from a Spencer’s; took me about a week to finish that thing. #IamBisexual"<ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#More Andy Warhol and autism]]</ref>

With the exception of the manipulator Jacob Sockness, Chris has yet to attempt pursuing a relationship with a man, suggesting that he is only bisexual for his [[imaginary friends]].

==See also==
*[[Chris and sexuality]]
*[[Chris and gender]]

==References==
<references/>

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Sonic the Hedgehog

2021-12-06T04:29:45Z

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''For the 2020 live-action movie, see [[Sonic the Hedgehog (film)]].''
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{{quote|[I] looked up to Sonic the Hedgehog as my lifelong hero, because he's not only quck in the feet, but also [[Slow-in-the-minds|in the head]].|[[Christian Weston Chandler]]<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref>}}
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! colspan="2" |Sonic
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| '''Gender'''
| Male
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| '''Length'''
| 3'3" (100 cm)
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| '''Weight'''
| 77 lbs (35 kg)
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| '''Species'''
| Hedgehog
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|'''Arm color'''
| Blue
|}
'''Sonic the Hedgehog''' is a [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-armed]] fictional character that was created by [[Video games|Sega]] in order to serve as their main mascot (replacing [[Wikipedia:Alex Kidd|Alex Kidd]]), as well as to compete against [[Nintendo]]'s [[Super Mario Bros.|Mario]]. He is also one of the primary characters from which the much-beloved [[Sonichu (comic)|comic book]] hero [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] draws inspiration.

Chris claims that Sonic has been his "life long hero"<ref>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPv7MqvrDK0&feature=player_embedded#!</ref> since June [[1990]] (''sic''),<ref>''Sonic the Hedgehog'' wasn't released until June [[1991]] - see [[Wikipedia:Sonic_the_Hedgehog_(video_game)|here]]. Interestingly, this is also a question on Chris's [[Quizzes#Sonic_the_Hedgehog_History|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' MyBuzz quiz]] which Chris assigns the right answer of June 1991.</ref> replacing [[The Adventures of The American Rabbit|the American Rabbit]].<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu#Conception_and_Creation CWCipedia article on Sonichu]</ref> Chris confirmed his loyalty to Sonic in 2014 when Sega's outrageous decision to change a non-canonical Sonic's arm color to blue forced Chris to [[Sonic Boom Protests|vandalize stores and physically injure employees]].

==History==
Chris likely first learned about Sonic from a magazine promotion of the series from late 1990, involving the basic plot of Sonic running around to defeat [[Doctor Robotnik]], who was portrayed as a [[Obesity|plump]], [[Chris and his ego|egotistical]] man who would endeavor to conquer Mobius and destroy Sonic, failing spectacularly each time. A show based on the games called [[Wikipedia:Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog|''Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog'']] was promoted via a 1993 [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|contest]], with the grand prize being a [[Chris and money|$1,000 video game shopping spree]]. Chris was one of the two winners of the shopping spree and was featured in a news story about the contest, one of the biggest moments (if not ''the'' biggest moment) in his early life, spreading its influence far and wide, from his decisions to enter other contests, to the eventual creation of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]''. Chris's loyalty was so strong that he was visibly upset when told by bullies that Sonic was dead.<ref>[[Jackie Chat 9|Jackie Chat #9]]</ref>

During the late 90s Chris's obsession with Sonic waned as he became more interested in other franchises, particularly [[Pokémon]]. It came back with a vengeance in February 2000, when he received a Sega Dreamcast as an 18th birthday present along with a copy of ''Sonic Adventure''. Chris created [[Sonichu]] less than a month later and has remained hooked on the series ever since.

Chris has shown relatively little attention to the title character of Sonic's rival franchise ''[[Mario|Super Mario]]'', which is curious considering his [[Brand loyalty|militant hatred]] for the [[HEXbox]] in favor of the [[PlayStation]]; however, Chris does own a few Mario games in his video game collection. It is also known that Chris owns ''Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped'', Crash being another rival of Sonic's.

In a [[Announcement 20160709|video]] released in July 2016, Chris indirectly (and somewhat, though not 100%, incorrectly) acknowledges that the later Sonic the Hedgehog games are poorly received; however, he hilariously doesn't grasp the concept, insisting that his original creation could "pull Sonic out of the ground".

[[2019]] sees a live-action Sonic movie, and a Grade V spergout from Chris seems certain, although it remains to be seen if it will involve public protest or violence. Chris has said: "''Even the crew of the STH 2019 Movie admit they PURPOSELY want to Mess This Up! And, yes: the Two Elephants in the room, on this great misinterpretation of Sonic, himself: The Wrong Shoes, and The Blue Arms. 😖 (The Real) Sonic, Himself, and I are Seriously Not Amused. He even stated, himself, that he is beyond ashamed and embarrassed of this movie, and all of the lack of appreciation of the original source materials, as well as Respect for him in this abolishment of a flick.''"<ref>[[Twitter]]</ref> Now that he believes himself to be in direct contact with (pink-armed) Sonic, where will Chris stop? He claims he will boycott it but will not repeat his errors of the Sonic Boom era.

==Notable multimedia==
===Comics===
[[File:Sth189.jpg|thumb|200px|right|More likely than not a bigger inspiration than the games series itself.]]

Sonic comics are almost as numerous as the games themselves, pumped out at a whim for a buck; they even made series specific for each region of the world. The one Chris is familiar with is the one published by Archie Comics, published in, obviously, [[United States of America|America]].

Chris has hinted at and mentioned that he is familiar with this comic series, and the layout of his comics tends to replicate the style of early Archie ''Sonic'' covers. Reldnahc's calling Chris "Prime-Chan" in the comic may be a reference to the character [[Wikipedia:List_of_Sonic_the_Hedgehog_comic_book_characters#Evil_Sonic.2FScourge_the_Hedgehog|Scourge the Hedgehog]], an evil version of Sonic from another dimension; Sonic is referred to as "Sonic Prime" when dealing with inter-dimensional storylines. Chris has also been known to trace images from an early special of the comic, "Super Sonic vs. Hyper Knuckles", for the basis of some of his fight scenes, and one of the early shorts, entitled "Sonichu 25 Years Later," takes its name from a 2004 arc called "Mobius 25 Years Later." Whether he still reads the comics now or not is unknown. He has stated that he would like ''Sonichu'' to be published by Archie Comics.<ref>[[IRC (22 December 2008)]]</ref><ref>[[Mumble 6|Mumble Chat #6]]</ref> If Chris still reads it, it will probably be a source of plagiarism and [[mass debating]] for years to come.

Starting in [[April 2010]], [[Sony]] began releasing the Archie ''Sonic'' comics for download via the [[Playstation Network]].<ref>[http://blog.us.playstation.com/2010/04/22/playstation-comics-store-update-17/ PlayStation Comics Store Update]</ref> The likelihood that Chris has purchased them? [[Chris and money|Close to 100%.]]

===Sonic Boom===

{{Main|Sonic Boom Protests}}

In [[June 2014]], Chris announced he was boycotting the TV and video game series ''Sonic Boom'' because of the fact that they changed the color of Sonic's arms from a flesh color to blue. Chris claims that this "U-turn" in design has caused him to "literally lose a bunch of sleep and peace of mind"{{cite}}. This was later enforced in [[October 2014|October]] when he posted two photos of himself holding up a Sonic doll with a grim face. Note that ''Sonic Boom'' is not considered canon and the color change is probably not permanent. Furthermore, the fact that Chris focuses exclusively on Sonic's blue arms instead of any of the other changes made to the character designs raises a lot of questions. It is also worth mentioning that even Chris's '''[[white knight|white knights]]''', including [[William Elliott Waterman]], criticised him for overreacting instead of defending him. The discouragement evidently only fanned the flames, however; Chris's anger towards the game only worsened and ended up getting him in deep trouble (see below).

On 17 [[November 2014]], in a post to the Facebook group ''Keep Sonic Original'', Chris revealed that his [[tard rage]] extended to getting into a dispute with several "Blue Arm Promoters" (The "security" [[jerkop|janekop]] and the [[manajerks|manajerk]]) at the [[Charlottesville, VA|Charlottesville]] [[Get-Tar Region|Target]]). The focus of Chris's debate was the "Sensory Overloading of the Blue Arms" and how the Target store should NOT stock games based on popular demand, but instead based on Chris's whims and requests. Although Chris claims that the discussion ended peacefully he still went on to encourage the people of ''Keep Sonic Original'' to help their noble cause by harassing the two janekops involved into sending the ''Sonic Boom'' stock back to the manufacturers, as if mall security had any influence over that.

Chris's rage fulminated when, on [[26 December 2014]], he went to his local [[GameStop]] (which he was [[banned]] from) to vandalise ''Sonic Boom'' store merchandise, maced a bystanding employee on his way out, and got arrested for [[Chris and the Law|breaking 3 laws]] in a single day.

===Sonic Forces===
{{main|Sonic Forces}}
A 2017 video game with the ability to create customized Sonic characters. Chris purchased three copies of the game, each for different consoles.

===Film===
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===Sonic World fan game===
{{main|Sonic World}}

Chris became interested in the fan game, which allows modded characters, in October 2020 and used a fanmade mod of Sonichu, recording soundbites for the character as well as for [[Magi-Chan]], [[Rosechu]], and [[Chris Chan Sonichu]].

==References to Chris==
===Sega Acknowledges Sonichu===
On 13 [[January 2012]], two [[Sega]] of America employees corpsed in one of their "Free Stuff Friday" videos when one talked about a Super Sonic plush they were giving away and the female called it "Sonichu?". Jump to 3:50 in the linked video.

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Chris saw the video and commented.<ref>[[List of Chris's comments on Youtube#SEGA's Free Stuff Friday-January 13, 2012]]</ref> He then filed it under a YouTube playlist titled "Trolling Stupid".

{{quotebox|I do not find that commentary funny at all. In fact, I feel pissed off to be ridiculed soo lightly.}}

===Sonic mentions Sonichu on Twitter===
On 10 [[July 2015]], the official Sonic the Hedgehog Twitter account joked about Sonichu and blarms.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/608718532529037312</ref>

A fan asked:
{{quoteboxred|Will I be able to play as Sonichu in Sonic Boom: Fire and Ice?}}

Sonic replied:
{{quoteboxgreen|Maybe, but only if we give Sonichu blue arms, three scarves, and ultimately just redesign him as Big the Cat.}}

A troll tried to notify Chris that Sonic was mocking him, but he believed it to be fake:<ref>[[:File:Cwc dumb flake - credit to Pickle Inspector.png]]</ref>

{{quotebox|That Is Fake, you dumb Flake.}}

Chris should have known it is not a fake, since he follows the account on Twitter.

Two later tweets also made minor mentions of Sonichu.

The first was on 9 March 2016, in which [[Dr. Eggman]] attempts to cancel getting "Big the Cat facts" on his phone by texting his favorite Sonic character, but is told that his favorite Sonic character is Sonichu.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/707622466391117824</ref>

The second was on 29 April 2016, where "Sonichu" is one possible name on a "What's Your Sonic Name" chart making fun of the "original characters" in the Sonic fandom.<ref>https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/726090715885756416</ref>

===Sonic Boom pickle joke===
In ''Double Doomsday'', episode 7 of ''Sonic Boom'', Sonic orders a hamburger with no pickles and instead is served with extra pickles.

In Chris's [[FIX SONIC'S ARMS IMMEDIATELY, SEGA!!!]] Facebook group, he posted about the pickle joke and took a "neutral" stance on it.
{{quotebox|10 December 2014

I know well I said not to talk about the show much, or post any spoilers. This time, though, I am willing to make this exception.

I have heard that in the show, Sonic ordered a sandwich with no pickles, but is served the sandwich with extra pickles. I feel neutral/indifferent about the joke. But my friend read a bit into it as a possible reference to myself, as well as a possible middle finger gesture to me from SEGA. Being Serious and Sincere, no sarcasm or jokes: what do y'all think/feel from this lame pickled vegetable joke? Answer in the comments of this post.}}

===''Sonic Boom'' parody===
[[File:Mark as cwc - credit to John Furrman.jpeg|thumb|250px]]
Episode 57 of the ''Sonic Boom'' animated series, titled "The Biggest Fan", parodies the Sonic fanbase. Several references, whether intentionally or coincidentally, match with Chris-

*The fan, Mark the Tapir, is an overweight nerd with bad hair, large glasses and [[Medallions|a Sonic patch on his shirt]].
*Mark the Tapir has an awkward lack of social awareness, similar to Chris's [[autism]], and is especially reminiscent of his clingy, stalker-ish behaviour around [[Megan Schroeder|Megan]] and [[Catherine]].
*At the 2:43 mark, Mark orders [[April 16 Fetish Vids#1 Fanta: Semen Flavor|orange soda]].
*At the 5:15 mark, there is a reference to [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue arms]].
*Mark attempting vehicular manslaughter on Sonic, like Chris did with Michael Synder.
*"Collectible plates" are mentioned, possibly made out of Crayola Model Magic?
*Sonic has a Tails hat placed on him at one point, making him look like he has [[Sonichu (character)|big yellow ears]].
*Mark is shown to be into writing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|NSFW fan fiction]] of Sonic, with Sonic sarcastically mentioning [[Sonichu 8|"SonAmy! Ooh, spicy!"]].

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The episode aired on 10 December 2016. Three days later, Chris viewed the episode and saw "No resemblance" to himself in Mark:<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Sonic Boom parody]]</ref>

{{quotebox|Also, after hearing of Sonic Boom's "The Biggest Fan" episode, I found and watched it. Despite the segment on the arm colour in the portrait and the common fat, glasses, and hair on Mark the Tapir, and there was no mention or hidden cameo of Sonichu anywhere in the episode; I personally see No resemblance of myself in the Mark character. Especially in how far he took it to keep being able to be near Sonic; [[Chris and reality|I am not mental or crazy like that at all.]]}}

The episode's writers, Doug Liebilch and Bill Freiberger, responded to questions on Twitter about the episode. Liebilch said that [https://twitter.com/DougLieblich/status/808080337859293184 "He's not based on anyone specific. Just an obsessive fan character."] Freiberger also denied that Mark was based on Chris, and unlike Liebilch, he knows who Chris is, saying [https://twitter.com/BillFreiberger/status/809087510156410880 "Mark is 100% NOT based on CWC. He is a general fan type. We've done many blue arm jokes in the series. Not a clue."]

===Sonic Boom writer jokes about Sonichu===

On 10 January 2018, Alan Denton, a writer for ''Sonic Boom'', joked about Sonichu on Twitter.

{{quoteboxgreen|I love when people are inspired enough by something to write their own fan fiction. Totally support that. But (and I can't believe I have to say this...), if you then insist to the creators that your made-up story become canon, you've gone too far.<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193526917738496</ref>

(Whispers silently to my folder of Sonichu fanfic: "But not you. You'll all be canon one day...")<ref>https://twitter.com/AlanTheWriter/status/951193919483666432</ref>}}

Denton was a writer on the ''Double Doomsday'' and story editor on ''The Biggest Fan'' episodes of the show.

===IGN Movie Quiz===
On 7 [[February 2020]], IGN uploaded a video in which James Marsden, the actor playing Tom Wachowski in the [[Sonic the Hedgehog movie]], is quizzed on his knowledge on Sonic trivias - one question being if Sonichu is an unlockable character in Sonic Forces<ref>[[Chris_in_the_media#IGN]]</ref>. Marsden replies, "What is a Sonichu?"

==Role in the comics==
Sonic first appears in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] as Super Sonic battling the [[Perfect Chaos Monster]] in [[Station Square]]. Whilst battling him, a [[Pikachu]] comes to fight Perfect Chaos and is tackled by Sonic. The power of the Chaos Emeralds mutates said Pikachu into [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]], who then defeats Perfect Chaos.

[[Sonichu 1|In the following issue]], he crashes into Sonichu again. After recognizing each other, they team up in order to rescue [[Rosechu]] from the clutches of [[Black Sonichu]]. This would later be retconned into Sonic having been [[Silvana]] in disguise.

Other than being the catalyst for the creation of Sonichu and teaming up with him in the second issue, Sonic serves no other purpose. He disappears after issue #1, never mentioned again until [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], where [[Robbie]] sickeningly refers to him as "Uncle Sonic".

Sonic returns in the "Clip Show" episodes of [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]] and [[Sonichu 12|''Sonichu'' #12]], where Sonichu and he discuss the past. He is shocked by the new [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|Comic Chris]], now a [[tomgirl]].

===Tails's lack of a role in the comics===
'''Miles "Tails" Prower''' is Sonic's sidekick, and has been in the franchise since [[Wikipedia:Sonic The Hedgehog 2|''Sonic the Hedgehog II'']] was released in [[1992]] for the [[Wikipedia:Sega Genesis|Sega Genesis]]. He has been featured in almost every form of ''Sonic''-related media such as cartoons, anime and comic books. As such, many have been perplexed on why neither he nor an idiot ripoff (likely named "Prowerlo Sonichu") has had a role in ''Sonichu''. An orange character who's probably meant to be Tails can be seen in the background of a [[Scrapbook of Fail|scrapbook]] [[:Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|drawing of Sonic and Sonichu]], and he is also briefly featured in a fancomic [[PandaHalo]] made and Chris added to [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], but other than that neither Tails nor a recolor of him appear in the ''Sonichu'' universe.

[[Image:0860-Cwcville9.JPG|thumb|He did make a [[Lego]] version of Tails.]]

Chris has refused to include Tails in his comics, despite ripping off Knuckles and Shadow and featuring an [[Transformers|Autobot]] named "[[Prower]]". Contrary to what some believe, it is not likely Tails was omitted because of the rumors (made by [[BlueSpike|thirteen-year-olds]] on [[GameFAQs]] and Newgrounds) that Sonic and Tails were a [[homos|gay]] couple. Chris said that "I just did not feel need for a Tails-like Character in the stories. I disagree with all the rumors against Tails; if you read the [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (comics)|''Sonic the Hedgehog'' Comic Book Series]] from Archie Comics, Tails gets a Girlfriend".<ref>[[Mailbag 21#Why no Tails?|Mailbag #21]]</ref> He later claims that he "did not feel it appropriate for Tails to be in my comic".<ref>[[Mailbag 38#Chris is an expert matchmaker|Mailbag #38]]</ref> Despite this, Chris ''did'' create two Tails-like [[Pokémon]] named Evails and Supreon (an evolution of the former), though they only appeared on the [[Wall of Originals]]. Tails also gets a mention in "[[Sonichu & Rosechu… The Genesis of the Lovehogs]]", a Sonichu short story which predates the comics.

[[Wild Sonichu|Wild]] might be the closest a Sonichu character has ever come to ripping off Tails. While they're nothing alike in their looks or personalities ([[Chris and writing#Characterization|or lack thereof]], in the case of the former), Wild does state in [[Sonichu 3|''Sonichu'' #3]] that he can use his tail as a propeller, an ability also shared by Tails.

=== Amy Rose ===
'''Amy Rose''' is a ''Sonic'' character created in [[1993]], making her first appearance in the game [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog CD|''Sonic CD'']]. She serves as the self-proclaimed love interest of Sonic the Hedgehog. In fleshing out the world of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', Chris quickly ripped off the character to serve as Sonichu's girlfriend, [[Rosechu]].

[[Image:Chris-chan Traced.JPG|thumb|Yep, definitely different.]]

While Chris at least made an effort to disguise Sonichu's source material by re-colouring him, Rosechu is nearly indistinguishable from Amy Rose. Like Amy Rose, Rosechu has green eyes and pink fur, with the spines on her head arranged to resemble a bob haircut. Both wear red boots and dresses, with Rosechu's having a blue trim in a slightly different pattern to Amy's white trim. Visually, the only obvious distinction between the two is the [[Raichu]] tail Rosechu has, and the spines on the center of Amy's forehead, which Rosechu lacks. It should be noted, however, that when Chris draws Amy, he [[Chris and art|fails]] to draw the forehead spines properly, resulting in an even closer resemblance.

{{quote|MAJOR Differences between Amy and Rosie; Amy never had spikes on her back, the clothes are Different; Rosie’s Headband is White, not Red, and Rosechu has a modern girl kinda attitude, and lucky for her, Sonichu RARELY runs away from her charms. And, of course, she has her Electric-Type Attacks to boot.|Christian Weston Chandler, damning himself with [[The Sonichu Chronicles|faint praise]].}}

[[File:Sonichu - Episode 6, Page 14.jpg|thumb|200px|right|Even Chris is bored with this sexist gabfest.]]

As Chris points out, the only real difference between Amy and Rosechu in terms of characterization is that while Amy's crush on Sonic is unreciprocated, Sonichu has been sucking face with Rosechu since the [[Sonichu 0|day they met]]. Obviously, this hardly marks a difference in their ''personality''. If anything, it says more about the differences between Sonic and Sonichu, since they respond differently to affection. Since she's already made her romantic conquest, Rosechu is free to pursue the life of a "modern girl", which apparently means [[Sonichu 8|raping people's faces]] and producing [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Luv Shack|terrifying amateur pornography]].

[[Image: Rosechu-AmyRose1.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Sheesh, they even think the same words.]]

As an epilogue to the Sonichu/Sonic team-up in [[Sonichu 1|''Sonichu'' #1]], Rosechu happens to meet Amy in [[CWCville Mall]]. With no hint of irony, the two remark upon how similar they are, and engage in a [[Women's rights|vapid conversation about shopping and relationships]].
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=== Shadow the Hedgehog ===
Introduced in [[2001]]'s [[Wikipedia:Sonic Adventure 2|''Sonic Adventure 2'']], '''Shadow the Hedgehog''' is an anti-hero version of Sonic the Hedgehog. As he quickly became a fan favorite among the ''Sonic'' family of characters and the trolls, it was only a matter of time before [[Chris]] decided to "create" another [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]].

Unlike Rosechu, who is virtually identical to Amy, [[Blake|Black Sonichu]] (later retconned to Blake) only resembles Shadow in his color scheme and tenuous allegiance to the forces of evil. While Shadow is primarily motivated by his desire to learn about his mysterious past, Black Sonichu was informed of every aspect of his creation by [[Reldnahc Notsew Naitsirhc|Naitsirhc]]. Most notably, while Shadow is intended to be a dark and edgy character, Black Sonichu is basically just a punk, committing blatant mischief for very transparent motives.

While this might seem to make Black Sonichu halfway original, it really only means that he's a poor copy of Sonichu instead of a slightly less poor copy of Shadow. Blake's only real claim to individuality was that he acted like an asshole; since falling for [[Bubbles Rosechu|Bubbles]] in [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], he doesn't even have that going for him.

Shadow makes one appearance in the ''Sonichu'' canon when he shows up as a drummer for [[Christian and the Hedgehog Boys]], but is later replaced by [[Punchy Sonichu]]. A Shadow doll was also held by Chris in [[DivineTrial]], substituting for Clyde Cash. The same Shadow doll is in the background in [[For Julie's Eyes Only]]. Chris claims that Shadow is currently living in C-197.

==Plagiarism==
To put it bluntly, Sonichu is a [[Chris and copyright|copyright infringement.]] Chris tries to work around this fact by claiming that Sonichu is a [[parody]] of Sonic the Hedgehog, but Chris clearly does not understand what the word means, as Sonichu does not derive humor or provide commentary on the original franchise.

==Gallery==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Modern-classic.png|Sonic with his 90's counterpart.
Image:001-Christophers1stSonic.jpg|Chris drew this in between ages 8 and 28. Notice the [[Sonic Boom Protests|blue-colored arms]].
Image:075-SonicAndSonichu.jpg|He's a street-smart cop with twenty years on the force! He's a rookie straight out of academy! Together, they fight crime!
Image:063-SonicVsSonichu.jpg|Because we all like to see our favorite heroes crossover one day! [[Sonichu 1|Oh, wait!]]
Image:0065-Sonic.jpg|Sonic looking an awful lot like Chris.
Image:326-SonicJamCard.jpg|...I thought the answer was "Aim for the [[Sonichu 4|sourdough region]]"?
Image:327-SonicJamCardBck.jpg|[[6 June 2010|Yep]], [[Don't Mess With Me|that]] [[Sonichu 10|most]] [[Autism Tutorial Extra|certainly]] [[28 October 2011|taught]] [[Jason Kendrick Howell message|him]].
Image:445-SonicTotem.JPG|0-0 [http://www.geekologie.com/2009/12/um_yeah_maybe_get_somebody_els.php Geekologie Reader] does not approve of Chris's artwork.
Image:447-CWCSonicPlate.JPG|Sonic the Blowfish.
Image:468-SonicCup.JPG|Chris makes his own [[Jimmy Hill|unlicensed ''Sonic'' merchandise]].
Image:469-SonicCupSide.JPG|Hello, lawsuit.
Image:0064-ChristianWSonic.jpg|Chris was so excited, he produced [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS]].
Image:0077-SonicDoll.jpg|Chris still has this doll and it has seen [[For Julie's Eyes Only|horrible things]].
File:Killing_sonic_iterations_SB.jpg|Systematic murder of Sonic's iterations.
</gallery>
</center>

==See also==
* [[Doctor Robotnik]]
* [[Chris and copyright]]

==References==
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==External links==
* [[Wikipedia:Sonic the Hedgehog (character)|Sonic the Hedgehog]] on [[Wikipedia]]

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Enablers

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[[File:Helena Fiorenza with Magi-Chan.jpg|300px|thumb|[[Helena Fiorenza]], a fantasy enabler who feeds into Chris's delusion that Magi-chan is real.]]
'''Enablers''', or '''Devotees of Chris Chan Sonichu''' ('''DoCCS''') as Chris has termed them,<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1190784675750514688</ref> are those who encourage Chris's negative behavior and/or self-destructive habits.

Enablers can be divided into two main classes: the first being financial enablers throwing money at Chris, and the second being the fantasy enablers endorsing Chris's [[Ego|grandiose]] delusions. They are not necessarily limited to doing these. The overall characteristic that defines all enablers is that they perform an action with the sole purpose of encouraging Chris to live like a child, whether it be encouraging him not to be employed, providing him his most basic needs, roleplaying with him, and much, much more.

Some enablers (and [[white knights]]) fall into a sub-group referred to as Anti-Trolls, those who try to ward other trolls and Quintet members away from Chris to have him for themselves. These are not to be confused with [[Counter-Trolls|counter-trolls]], who primarily fight against trolls to protect Chris, rather to troll him themselves.

==Gatekeepers==

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'''Gatekeeping''' refers to the act of keeping Chris to oneself, typically as a result of having conflicting beliefs on how to handle him.

==Fantasy enablers==
[[Chris and reality|Chris's grip on what is real]] and what is being fed to him was [[PandaHalo|never]] [[Julie|that]] [[Ivy|robust]] to begin, and has eroded even further after years of [[sagas|being deliberately misled]]. It has wasted away to such an extent that he is nearly incapable of distinguishing seemingly even what ideas come from his head and what came from others. Enablers exploit this fact by presenting Chris with their own invented information about the [[Dimensional Merge]] or Chris's [[imaginary friends]], validating his thoughts and convincing him that [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|he is not alone]]. A prime example of this is [[Jacob Sockness]], who used fictional dialogue between various characters between Chris's characters and his own imaginary pantheon. Chris fully believed that this dialogue was legitimate and expressed that he had heard it himself. Collectively, these enabler fabrications are known as the '''cult of the Idea Guys''', for they had their root in the Idea Guys' example and have become the basis of [[Chris and religion#Doctrines of CWCianity|Chris's religious beliefs]]. This pseudo cult's name is meant to poke fun at how Chris has incorporated all of his beliefs, and turned it into a religion, where followers worship him as their God. Since the [[Idea Guys]] saga showed to everyone by mid-[[2018]] that Chris really was this gullible, the go-to method for those trying to influence Chris has been to act as enablers of his delusions, replacing the previous method of posing as [[sweethearts]].

==Financial enablers==
Beside sanctioning his belief in his own divinity, there is one other way that enablers have found in winning Chris over: through his wallet. Though his situation is not nearly as dire as during the [[Financhu Crisis]] some years ago, Chris remains as [[Chris and money|irresponsible with money]] and [[Chris and work|adamant not to work]] as always. As a result, it is always precarious at best. Providing him with the money he regularly requests, whether through lavishing him with expensive gifts, buying his [[Chris and business|overpriced, shoddy merchandise]] or [[Patreon|donating monthly for comics he does not want to make]], is a technique used by enablers who can afford it as [[Sarah and Steve]], and even some who cannot, as [[Aly Hirschberg]], to present themselves to Chris as being kindly and selfless, often in combination with worshiping and joining in his role-playing. Over the years, Chris has gotten thousands from his audience in the form of donations and considerations. He has received thousands more in sales through storefronts such as [[eBay]] and [[Etsy]].

As the notice on our homepage suggests, '''the CWCki strongly advises against giving Chris money'''.

{| class="wikitable"
|-
! Amount
! From
! Date received
! Details
|-
|A laptop computer
|A ween in North Carolina
|[[August 2011]]
|Chris spoke about it in [[Gratitude for a good person in N.C.]]. A common theory is that the laptop had been infected with a keylogger, but Chris outsmarted the ween by upgrading the computer.
|-
|$500
|[[Kiwi Farms]]
|[[January 2014]]
|Donated by fans after the house fire.<ref>[[Destruction Of Chris's House#Aftermath and reaction]]</ref>
|-
|$150
|Fans
|[[September 2014]]
|From a Kickstarter campaign in which Chris explicitly stated he would use it to buy [[Lego]]s.<ref>[[Kickstarter]]</ref>
|-
|$1,000
|[[DStecks]]
|[[September 2015]]
|Donated during the climax of his review series of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' to fund the production of new pages for the comic; Chris used it to buy a new bed (arguably one of his only sensible purchases in recent years) but then failed to keep his side of the deal for almost two years.
|-
|$500
|Kiwi Farms user [[Weening|Sonic Rainboom]]
|[[September 2015]]
|Sent Chris a Visa card with $500.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723/</ref> Later admitted doing it to get "interesting content".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/chris-finds-a-gift-card-spends-it.13723/page-11#post-1054932</ref> It is worth noting the absurd hours that Chris was making these purchases – the majority of them were between [[Biological clock|midnight and 5 AM]].
<center><gallery>
File:Sonic rainboom $500 1.png|Rainboom spent $500 to find that Chris likes McDonald's.
File:Sonic rainboom $500 2.jpg
File:Sonic rainboom $500 3.jpg
</gallery></center>
|-
|Hundreds
|Mostly [[weens]]
|Summer 2016
|During the [[Financhu Crisis]], a pattern formed of Chris begging for money, then briefly stating that he had received donations before begging for more money.
|-
|$2,650
|Selling [[Relics of Fail]]
|August 2016 onwards
|[[Megatron pistol]] ($50), [[Sonic Totem]] ($1,500), [[Pokéwalker of Fail]] ($100), [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|ShecameforCWC]] ($1,000, as part of a set).
|-
|$4,816.43
|[[Patreon]]
|December 2016 onwards
|Chris earned pledges from fans and weens every month.
|-
|$1,000
|Selling binders of old Pokémon and UFS cards.
|January 2018 onwards
|Four binders of cards.<ref>[[eBay]]</ref> At least one was purchased by a seller hoping to resell the individual cards.
|-
|$100
|Selling stained pages of [[Sonichu 14|''Sonichu'' #14]]
|February 2018
|Literally selling trash.
|-
|$1,300
|[[Jack Jankowski]]<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jack-z-gave-chris-1-200-for-bronycon-wants-to-hang-out-with-him-there.42041/page-4#post-3273576</ref>
|April 2018
|Jack gave Chris $1,200 for a luxury trip to the 2018 [[BronyCon]] in the hopes that he would get to meet him there. Chris thanked him for the money in [[I have been paid to go; we’ll see if I can go (Seriously To Be Determined)]]. Jack also paid $100 for a [[April 2018 Paid Video Requests#Message to Dio Brando, Plus I Need a New Phone!|video (which Chris decided to bookend with unrelated begging announcements)]].
|-
|$1,000
|[[Miss Cherry]]
|July 2018
|Tried the pay-to-play method to being Chris's next sweetheart and failed.
|-
|$391
|[[Aly Hirschberg]]<ref name=interview>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/meet-the-creep-behind-chris-chans-fundraisers.60596/post-5482182 Hirschberg admits she bought the blankets, 19 October 2019]</ref>
|Summer 2018
|{{quote|it’s about 3 hours wages for me, I don’t mind spending that on some christory}}

During summer 2018, an anonymous "vRS Davison" said in YouTube's comments section that she decided to spend $200 to buy an old blanket from Barb on [[eBay]], because she somehow considered it to be a piece of "Christory".<ref>[[My Mother WORKED Hard, Spent Hard; Needs Money NOW]]</ref>

It evidently was not enough to pay a ridiculous sum of money for one blanket, as when Barb put more blankets up for sale,<ref>[[2018 Sales Listings#Barbara's Blankets]]</ref> vRS Davison purchased another one for $100, plus $25 shipping.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-124#post-3691978</ref> In [[October 2019]], Aly Hirschberg would reveal that she purchased them through a US proxy.

In November 2019, she paid for a $41 set of [[TSSSF]] cards.<ref>http://archive.md/xJPcM</ref> and gave $50 for a Magi-Chan medallion<ref>http://archive.md/tza90</ref>
|-
|$500
|Jill Duncan<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/financhu-crisis-chris-sells-his-stuff-megathread.41369/page-189#post-4317687</ref>
|February 2019
|A "Jill Duncan" pledged $500 per month to Chris's Patreon, asking to speak to Chris, then cancelled the pledge ten days later (but because Chris's Patreon account is set to "upfront payment", Chris still got the initial $500 and used it to purchase a replacement [[Xbox]]). There is no indication Chris ever spoke to Jill, as she requested.
|-
|$400
|[[Sarah and Steve]]
|Spring 2019
|Bought Chris a Nintendo Switch ($300), gave him $100 on Patreon. Also claimed to have funded a room for him at the 2019 BronyCon ($600) but pulled it due to Chris not paying attention to them.
|-
|~$2,000
|[[Joseph Draft]]
|April 2019
|According to the creator of [[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]], who was approached by Draft before the now infamous trailer was relisted, in order to get footage for a documentary, he had payed Chris and Barb an undisclosed amount.<ref>https://youtu.be/HP_fIAJLI2w?t=489</ref> Assuming that the Kickstarter was meant to cover the costs ''already made'', the budgeted $2,000 as payment for the "collaborators"<ref>https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jdraft/chris-chan-vs-the-internet</ref> is the maximum amount Chris and Barb could have been given, from the information available.
|-
|$200
|David90637947
|May 2019
|Commissioned Chris via Twitter for a Sonichu [[medallion]], shelling out $200 in order to get Chris's attention (medallions were $30 each when Chris sold them on Ebay). Became a Twitter white knight for Chris, until Chris mass blocked some perceived trolls, including David.
<center><gallery>
File:David90637947 pleading for a medallion.png|David pleading for the chance to buy a Sonichu medallion.
File:David90637947's medallion request.png|Chris acknowledges him after he waves $200.
File:David90637947's $200 Sonichu medallion.jpg|The received medallion.
File:David90637947's review.png|David's glowing review.
File:David90637947 blocked.png|Whining over being blocked by Chris.
</gallery></center>
|-
|$600
|BronyCon donor
|July 2019
|After Chris repeatedly begged on Twitter for $600 to fund a hotel room after his previous plan fell through (crashing with [[Sarah and Steve]], who had ghosted him earlier because Chris kept ignoring their messages), a fan donated to Chris.<ref>[[July 2019 social media posts]]</ref>
|- class="sortbottom"
!style="background-color:#E9E9E9; text-align:right;", colspan="3"|Total
!style="font-weight:bold;color:#FF0000"|~$17,616.43
|}

==Motives for enabling Chris==
There are several motives people make for enabling Chris, these include the following.

===To profit off of the community surrounding Chris===
{{Main|Carpetbaggers}}
Many of these enablers are opportunistic hacks who aim to use Chris's platform to launch their career. These people do not have the talent required to making anything worthwhile and bait Chris into talking about them to help launch their career.

A recent enabler, [[Ben Saint]], badly attempted to develop a saga of his own within Christory by copying what Alec Benson Leary did, which was to promote his own media and make money off of the fools who would buy that stuff. To do this, he fed into Chris's delusions, and added [[Sonichu Special 7|some of his own characters]] into the Sonichu comics.

===Joining the creative community surrounding Chris===
{{Protip|Nobody is stopping you from making fan art, just try to make sure Chris himself doesn't see it.}}
Observers of Chris often include people who like drawing as a hobby. While many will post their artwork at places strictly for discussing Chris, such as [[Kiwi Farms]] or [[Reddit]], to keep their distance from Chris, enablers approach Chris directly with their fanart. on [[Twitter]] or [[Discord]], seeking his opinion - despite knowing full well he has issues distinguishing [[reality]] from fantasy and will interpret their artwork as it happening literally. Over time, these enablers built up a community for sharing their artwork, with the side-effect of affirming Chris's fantasies.

===Attention whores===
Some of these enablers desperately seek attention, and approval from Chris is something they crave for the most. These people cannot contribute anything to society and therefore will never get a Wikipedia page of their own, so the CWCki is the next best alternative. People such as [[MKRNightVee]], [[Helena Fiorenza]], [[Jacob Sockness]], [[Sarah and Steve]] and Richard Righteous come under this category. They often ardently defend Chris's beliefs about being an all powerful goddess and getting into lengthy arguments with others over their actions.

===To make Chris produce content artificially===
For most people, it would be utterly despicable to manipulate someone as mentally ill as Chris, let alone so that he can become a means for their enjoyment. For the enablers with more spiteful intents in mind, they would argue that the reason that they are further deluding Chris is because it would encourage him to produce more content. They would tell Chris all kinds of nonsensical stories, just so that he can act like their own personal lolcow to laugh at.

==="I'm just supporting him/her/them"===
[[File:CWCLivestream Fan, 12 Feb. 2020.png|thumb|right|[[Other enablers#Eschcal|Eschcal]], seen here donating $10 to Chris, shows all the hallmarks of an enabler, in that they pretend to be a fan and hope their financial donations will make Chris do what they want - in reality, Chris is most likely using their cash to buy [[Video games]].]]
This argument is most common among the more white knight- or social justice-oriented crowd. Those who take this approach see Chris as a victim of the "alt-right trolls" or whatever villain of the week has been created to oppress them. As such, to them Chris is a beautiful, unique creature who is to be coddled and praised, regardless of the merit of that praise. Often this praise will be sycophantic in nature, with constant praise of Chris' artistic ability and creative genius. Another common narrative is that Chris is a grown adult who is perfectly capable of taking care of himself, easily separating the wheat from the chaff in regards to orbiters. [[Sarah and Steve|We'll let you]] [[Jacob Sockness|decide how]] [[Idea Guys|competent he is]].

===To protect him from other enablers===

Some enablers have already realized that it is impossible to communicate to Chris unless they can entertain his beliefs, so they attempt to assist Chris by, at first, playing into his own fantasies and then subsequently attempting to dismantle those fantasies from the inside, or encourage less harmful ones. However, attempts at doing so have mostly failed.

==Arguments against enabling Chris==

Whether you intend to help Chris, make him fall further into his delusions, or attempt to pull a [[Liquid Chris]] on him by playing along with his delusions, there are a handful of reasons for why enabling Chris generally is not considered a good idea by most people.

===Enabling Chris gives him a motive to never change===

It goes without saying, but if one's beliefs are confirmed all of the time by the people that surround them, they have very little reason to change the way they are. This kind of "helping" Chris is what made him so [[Ego|egocentric]] and [[Nostalgia|puerile]] in the first place, and that was when it was just his parents enabling him. Even if you ''do'' have good intentions and a genuine desire to help Chris, this way of "helping" is ironically one of the most harmful things you can do to him. By reinforcing the delusional state of a mentally ill person, you are doing nothing but unintentionally making their life worse. On one hand, fantasy enablers will play into Chris's desire to relive his childhood. On the other hand, financial enablers will constantly donate him money out of guilt. The actions from both groups combined have made Chris deny any sort of adult responsibilities because it made him believe that he can [[Work|sit on his ass all day]], [[Mysticism|daydreaming]], as other people provide his basic needs for him.

The impact of the [[Idea Guys]] has been ''catastrophic'' to both Chris's mental state and the Sonichu universe: in recent years, Chris's mental state has deteriorated from fantasy-prone escapism to complete detachment from [[reality]]. Chris has become so delusional that he believes he is married to several Sonic recolors and a Pokémon as part of a [[polyamorous marriage]], is a goddess with psychic powers, and is worshiped by millions as their lord and savior.

By indulging Chris – that is, encouraging a {{age|1982|2|24}}-year-old man to believe he is really a deity and [[anime]] character after he was tricked into thinking that in the first place – '''you are only making things worse''', and even helping to perpetuate the Idea Guys' machinations. When a person has deluded themselves into a belief that is potentially harmful to themselves and others, the best thing to do is not to reinforce said delusion, but rather to get the person professional help. Telling him that [[TRUE and LOYAL fanbase|others]] agree with his nonsense only causes him to become even further detached from [[Chris and reality|the real world]] than he already is.

Agreeing with Chris that he is the holy patroness of [[Commodore 64|a computer from the '80s]] and that cartoon characters will soon [[Chris and religion#Afterlife and eschatology|start showing up]] in the real world has also proven a prerequisite to interacting with him for any extended period of time. Even if you do not intend to indulge in his fantasies, you cannot interact with him normally to undo any of of the damage done by enablers. The [[Guard Dogs]], who originally intended to keep Chris from getting manipulated again, also needed to play along by alleging that Chris's [[Amnyfest Ring]] was causing psychic chaos to gain their position over him. Most who are willing to play along with Chris in this way would justify their actions to third parties by professing they are doing this to help Chris in the end. Unfortunately, despite their efforts, Chris had refused to cooperate with them any further, and decided to go back to his fantasy world and continue falling for other enablers, no matter what they said or did to him.

Rarely does [[Ben Saint|interacting with him yourself]] to tell him about your world clashing with his create the same effect as him getting angry over [[Sonic Boom|a minor character alteration]] or getting irrationally mad at a nonexistent enemy. In the past, some of the best Chris content has come from his own head and actions.

Most of the time he is not even bothered by it anymore, seeing it as another happenstance in the world he created himself. This proves that by enabling Chris, you are doing the exact opposite of what triggers the best of Chris by giving him what he wants or further confirming him and lulling him into a sense of complacency where he is less likely to produce meaningful and/or entertaining content. Chris will always try to get what he wants, whether or not it is good for him. To add salt to an open wound, Chris has previously stated that trolling efforts from people like the [[Teen Troon Squad]] do not faze him at all, purely because they agreed with his views and were polite to him. Therefore, it would be insane to even think that trolling Chris in this fashion would get a laugh out of anyone.

Chris also no longer believes in basic scientific principles, especially in the the biology department, and already believes himself, and presumably himself alone, to completely understand the difference between what is real and what is fictional.<ref>https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1205200341677084673</ref> He believes that all diseases are a result of extreme stress, and that by being psychically connected to a virus, he can completely obliterate whatever ails him. For example, when Chris got a cold on December 2019, he believed that the primary reason for this was due to how he was triggered by the redesigns of his Sonichu characters by [[ProjectSNT]]. If Chris gets inflicted with a disease, he will tell himself that said illnesses simply arose from his emotions and disturbances from other dimensions, as opposed to acknowledging he's ill and taking steps to help himself. To continuously try and enable him with these beliefs, Chris gets put at risk of suffering even worse ailments without the proper care or treatment. Thus, '''when you enable Chris' delusions, you are directly putting his life in danger.'''

===The knowledge gap between you and Chris===
Since the very beginning, Chris has had [[Autism|difficulties]] in empathizing with other people, or seeing things through their point of view. This especially holds true today, where he has become absorbed within his fantasy land. Some fantasy enablers, particularly in the artist community, might believe they are not doing any harm by drawing fanart or fancomics that Chris likes. However, these people are fully aware that what they draw is simply fiction – Chris is not. '''Chris doesn't care about your fanart the way you think he would'''. He now sees it as evidence he can use to confirm his beliefs about the universe. Directly giving Chris fanart encourages his retreat from reality as he then spends time "astral-projecting" to the dimension he believes the artwork depicts instead of working on improving his real-world life. There is nothing inherently wrong with creating fanart of Sonichu or Sonichu characters, however doing things such as creating a persona Twitter account, aggressively pushing your art on Chris, and RPing as your character does make it highly likely that Chris will use the art as an excuse to recede deeper into his fantasy world.

===Getting sucked into drama surrounding Chris===
[[File:NoticeMeSenpai.jpg|thumb|Imagine this, but as a flame war over Chris.]]
The time and energy spent on getting sucked into drama, just to see who can influence Chris the most, is one of the classic signs of enabling. Because of how trolling Chris is the one-way ticket to fame for some, and due to the amount of people going by the Idea Guys' techniques, there has been a constant power struggle between groups of enablers vying for Chris's attention. Enablers have been trying to ward off one another in order to reign Supreme.

An example is a group with [[Jacob Sockness]] and [[Sarah and Steve]] clashing against a group with [[MKRNightVee]] and [[AquaDiamond8]]. Sockness, perceiving MKRNightVee as a barrier to his schemes, embarked on a smear campaign maligning her to Chris and nearly succeeded. MKRNightVee found herself in the precarious position of both doubling down on her allegiance to Chris's beliefs to keep her in his graces, while trying to convince him that the parts of his beliefs that Sockness planted into his mind were invalid – representing time and effort going to enabling.

As you may have guessed by now, this is a very sad situation to find yourself in. You are fighting endlessly over the same weirdo who does not know or care that people are fighting over him, and you are putting yourself at the risk of becoming massive trollbait yourself by doing it.

===You won't be able to influence Chris forever===
Chris's fantasy beliefs getting validated just leaves an opening for others to eventually use down the line to manipulate him. An example is how a wave of copycats sprang up in the wake of the ousting of the [[Idea Guys]], with several successfully adapting their tactics to circumvent the efforts of the [[Guard Dogs]] to protect Chris.

A related example is [[MKRNightVee]], who took a page from the Idea Guys' playbook, pretending to be a [[CPU]] goddess to align herself with Chris's beliefs. MKRNightVee claimed the charade was for helping Chris, however by feeding into his delusions, she made it easier for others like [[Jacob Sockness]] to tap into Chris's beliefs to manipulate him in another direction.

===You will always be assumed to be acting in bad faith, regardless of your motives===
Due to how many white knights and weens have been using the same technique of playing along with Chris' fantasies, it has become much more difficult for Chris to determine if someone's been messing with him, or if they're genuinely trying to help him. Due to his continued façade of [[Chris and kindness|kindness]] towards other people, he will of course always go for believing them first until they betray him. Therefore, enablers are always placed on the same level of people like A-Logs and weens by Christorians, and are readily assumed to be acting in bad faith, no matter what they intend to do with Chris.

The confidence built by playing make-believe with Chris has been abused several times, and made people complete laughing-stocks of the internet as a result. [[Sarah and Steve]], [[Multidimensional White Knights]] and [[Jacob Sockness]] would all get their foot in the door by affirming Chris's beliefs, in some instances pretending to channel fictional characters ''from other [[dimensions]]'', and then betray that trust for their own entertainment. Onlookers from [[Kiwi Farms]] and the [[CWCki]] itself have watched white knights reveal themselves in fact to be weens many times before. The CWCommunity at large treats weens [[Weening#If you fail hard enough, you will become a target for trolls yourself|without mercy]]. Even if you are not like the many traitors in recent Christory, it is impossible to get through to Chris any longer without deceiving him, and such guile is not looked upon favourably. Others have poisoned the well before you. '''You will be assumed to be acting in bad faith if you try to influence Chris for any reason, and treated accordingly'''.

===If you fail hard enough, you will be laughed at by the internet===
[[File:Helena Fiorenza and Magi-Chan6.jpg|thumb|300px|Trust us, it's just not worth it!]]

At one point or another, you will be caught in the act, and you are going to have to spill the beans on your elaborate trolling scheme. Before you can even do so, someone is likely going to stumble across some really embarrassing information about you when they are trying to track down your motives. Remember, if you enable Chris, you will be assumed to be acting in bad faith, so the last thing you would want to do is show off, [[Idea Guys|especially when others tell you to stop]]. Most enablers do not appear to be aware of the dire consequences of sharing their brilliant plans on various sites that either target Chris or ones he regularly uses, and they thus become the site's laughing stock of the month, just by skipping this caveat in their plans.

An infamous example of this is the failed trolling plan of [[Sarah and Steve]]. Sarah first got the attention of Chris by asking for a Rosechu medallion, which Chris had undoubtedly agreed to after they bribed him with a Nintendo Switch. Sarah then told Chris that she and Steve would move over to Virginia to be his only friends to "help" him out by giving him endless gifts and playing pretend with him as a means of further deluding Chris. This has brought them negative attention from trolls. Even more so when they made a rise up when they tried to get themselves noticed by other prominent enablers to be declared "King of the Weens".

A more infamous example would be [[Jacob Sockness]], an amateur sorcerer from San Francisco who pretended to be sexually attracted to Chris. When he was discovered by the Kiwi Farms in 2018, he became one of the site's most popular topics of discussion due to his many absurd obsessions and mannerisms. He too had a lot in common with Chris, being autistic, receiving a monthly tugboat, and believing to possess magical powers.

[[Miss Cherry]] had also proven himself to be a target of ridicule after he had posted in an inactive thread about him on the [[Kiwi Farms]], just so that he can leak his trolling plan and show off. The Farms naturally did not approve of this, and were not reluctant to dox him. This was made worse when he decided to double down and continuously talk about how Internet famous all of this would make him.

So the next time you attempt to troll Chris through enabling, always remember that you are at a great risk of being a target of ridicule yourself.

===If you’re successful enough, it can come off as just plain depraved===
Out of all of the five groups represented in the Unholy Quintet, enablers can arguably be considered some of the worst in many cases. Just like with A-Logging, and Carpetbagging, the biggest reason of all for why you should not enable Chris with malicious intents in mind is for the legal liability. For some enablers, enabling Chris is more than just a game to mess with his comics. It can get to the point where they realize they can use his gullibility as a tool to do such malicious things to himself. Some can even tell him to go as far as telling him to commit abuse to both himself, and to other people, as well as extort money from him.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/</ref> If this is to show you anything about enabling Chris with the intent of trolling him, it is that if you go far enough with this practice, ''you'' will become the villain, rather than the funniest guy in the chatroom.

===Money given to Chris will not help sustain him===
After reading the above, you might realize that role playing with Chris will not place you on the trolling [[honor roll]] anytime soon, yet you might still wish to help him, and consider some kind of monetary contribution instead. This is also a bad idea. Up until [[August 2021]], Chris was adequately [[14 Branchland Court|housed]] and fed (even if both leave [[Tour of Chris's House III|much to]] [[Obesity|be desired]]), and his [[monthly tugboat]] from the United States government provided him and [[Barbara Chandler|his mother]] with necessary financial support enough that he, in fact, used to make more money ''doing absolutely nothing'' than the average household worldwide gets for an entire family's labour.<ref>Social Security Disability Insurance [https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/082015/what-are-maximum-social-security-disability-benefits.asp pays on average] $1,237 monthly, so $29,688 yearly for Chris and Barb combined. For comparison, the [https://news.gallup.com/poll/166211/worldwide-median-household-income-000.aspx global median household income] is $9,733.</ref> He certainly was not destitute.

[[Chris and money|Chris's relationship with money]] is unhealthy. While he has not got himself into as much of a bind as Barb has, he lacks the forethought to save money for the future and attend to his financial affairs in a responsible way. He often spends his money on frivolities and then turns to his fanbase to pay for necessary expenses that he could have covered himself had he not squandered his money away. While concerns for what will become of Chris after his mother passes are legitimate, Chris evidently shows [[Chris and work|no concern for planning for his future]] when Barb is no longer with him, and any money that you give him now to help secure his future will be frittered away on ''[[My Little Pony]]'' merchandise or [[vidya]]. Giving him more money now just teaches him that he is free to live beyond his means without a shred of responsibility because people like you will be happy to foot the bill. '''Your money will be wasted in Chris's hands and is best kept out of them'''.

As of [[November 2021]] Chris is currently being held at the [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]] and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of [[incest]]. Arguably, [[Chris and nutrition#Prison food|jail food]] provides a much needed improvement over his regular diet. As such, sending money to his inmate account would likely be spent in [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|nothing but junk food]] from the commissary.

===It's just not worth it===
Seriously, don't even bother playing pretend with Chris at this point. At the end of the day, he's [[Chris and mental healthcare|a seriously mentally-ill individual]] approaching his forties, and is in dire need of assistance from professionals. No matter what zany scheme you can come up with in an attempt to bring back [[Saga#Classic_Chris_Era_.2827_October_2007_to_20_March_2010.29|the good old days]], the fact of the matter is that attempting to feed Chris's delusions is a bad idea. Those days have long since passed as Chris progressively deteriorates.

Playing into his psychosis to help him invent new ways to humiliate himself and become increasingly deluded about his place in the universe, solely for your entertainment, is not something that should be encouraged at this stage in his life. Likewise, it's repeatedly been established that the vast majority of attempts by trolls to try to trick him into improving himself in the long term end up being futile at best and damaging at worst. At this point, it appears that Chris is the only person that can seriously work at fixing his life, and tragically enough, he seems to be more comfortable [[Chris and reality|living in his own little world]] than rethinking his life to ensure a stable future.

==See also==

*[[Weening]]
*[[White knights]]
*[[Ben Saint]] – A case of desperately garnering Internet fame
*[[Jacob Sockness]]
*[[Idea Guys#Joshua Allen Wise|Joshua Wise]] – The original "Idea Guy"
*[[Other enablers|Other enablers of Chris's delusions]]

==References==

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<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|now in jail]] for alleged [[incest]]. His next court hearing is to be '''3 [[February 2022]]'''.''</center>
*'''4 December''' - A '''[[Jail Letter - 30 November 2021|new letter]]''' from '''[[November_2021|November 30th]]''' is posted to the '''[[Onion Farms]]'''.
*'''1 December''' - Two additional letters, one from '''[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Kengle)|25 October]]''' and the other from '''[[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|30 October]]''', which Chris had written to Kengle are posted.
*'''30 November''' - '''A [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|jail letter from 16 November]]''' to [[Kengle]] is made public.
*'''24 November''' - A '''[[2021 Jail Call|phone call from jail]]''', recorded on 1 November, is released.
*'''23 November''' - Two brief DMs, from June and July 2021, Chris had with fantasy enabler '''[[Toffee Rosechu]]''' are leaked.
*'''18 November''' - Chris’s '''[[Prison Saga|trial on a charge of incest]]''' is given a continuance again, this time to 3 February 2022.
*'''16 November''' - '''Another [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|jail letter from 8 November]]''' is revealed by TikTok creator RadioRabbit0.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>

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Good Fan Art

2021-12-05T18:33:17Z

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<s>'''[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Good_Fan_Art Good Fan Art]'''</s>(100mb link = dead) is a gallery of images created by Chris of "good" fan art (read: fan art that [[Chris and his Ego|praises him]] or in the very least doesn't have [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]]) on [[CWCipedia]] on 10 [[August 2009]].

Notable fanart includes some of [[Ivy]]'s renditions of classic Sonichu characters, in addition to fanart from [[PandaHalo]] and [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. Interestingly, Chris chooses to include less flattering but not outright offensive art, such as Sonichu ''à la'' the [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/360_Kid 360 kid] and a picture that crudely depicts Chris's demented mind. He includes these most likely because [[Autism|he can't read between the lines]].

==Gallery==

'''Good Sonichu/Rosechu FanArt Gallery'''
<gallery perrow="5">
Image:SonichuCover10.jpg
Image:PandaSonichu.JPG
Image:SurfingSonichubyPandaHalo.JPG
Image:Rosechu by PandaHalo.png
Image:PandaFanComic.JPG

Image:ChloeRosechu.png
Image:Blazebob.png
Image:DemonichubyPandaHalo.JPG
Image:BobChrisChanAndChloe.png
Image:SchuRchuFanSite.JPG

Image:IvysRosechu.jpg
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg
Image:Layla.jpg
Image:Princessivy.png
Image:Ivy.png

Image:Moeeth.png
Image:Sonichu111.jpg
Image:Rosechu1111.jpg
Image:Pd.jpg
Image:AliciasSonichuandRosechuFanart.jpg

Image:Issue 12 Cover.jpg
Image:Jiggy.jpg
Image:Jiggliami Jigglypuff x Sonic by KawaiiKitsune123.jpg
Image:Jiggliami Flash by KawaiiKitsune123.jpg
Image:Jiggliami Human by KawaiiKitsune123.jpg

Image:Punchy Sonichu by Evang y.JPG
Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png
Image:Punksonichu.jpg
Image:SoniChu Revamp Sonichu+Rosechu.png
Image:SoniChu Revamp Blachu.png

Image:BubblesRevamp.jpg
Image:Anon fanart 7 by viviG.JPG
Image:Sonichu vivi vs Ness chris by viviG.JPG
Image:ViviGSonichu4.JPG
Image:Sonichu ripped.JPG

Image:Cc4.JPG
Image:Fistofthesonichu.JPG
Image:Sonichu dark.JPG
Image:Sonichubetterthancanon.JPG
Image:SonichuWillShowYouOnline.JPG

Image:Sonichu12.jpg
Image:Slaweelchan.JPG
Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.png
Image:Againstjerkops.jpg
Image:AlainaSonichu.JPG

Image:BeinandSonichu.JPG
Image:Chris Chan by balsis.jpg
Image:Cindyleblanc-Rosechu.jpg
Image:Cindyleblanc-adventure.jpg
Image:Classic Sonichu by mrstupes.jpg

Image:CWCCharaciture.jpg

</gallery>
</noinclude>

==See also:==
{{CWCipedia|Good Fan Art={{NAMESPACE}}|Good Fan Art={{NAMESPACE}}}}
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[:Category:Fan art|Evil Fan Art]]

[[Category:CWCipedia]]
[[Category:Fan art]]

Good Fan Art

2021-12-05T18:29:26Z

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<s>'''[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Good_Fan_Art Good Fan Art]'''</s>(100mb link = dead) is a gallery of images created by Chris of "good" fan art (read: fan art that [[Chris and his Ego|praises him]] or in the very least doesn't have [[Rosechu]] with a [[pickle]]) on [[CWCipedia]] on 10 [[August 2009]].

Notable fanart includes some of [[Ivy]]'s renditions of classic Sonichu characters, in addition to fanart from [[PandaHalo]] and [[Blanca Weiss|Blanca]]. Interestingly, Chris chooses to include less flattering but not outright offensive art, such as Sonichu ''à la'' the [http://ohinternet.com/360_Kid 360 kid] and a picture that crudely depicts Chris's demented mind. He includes these most likely because [[Autism|he can't read between the lines]].

==Gallery==

'''Good Sonichu/Rosechu FanArt Gallery'''
<gallery perrow="5">
Image:SonichuCover10.jpg
Image:PandaSonichu.JPG
Image:SurfingSonichubyPandaHalo.JPG
Image:Rosechu by PandaHalo.png
Image:PandaFanComic.JPG

Image:ChloeRosechu.png
Image:Blazebob.png
Image:DemonichubyPandaHalo.JPG
Image:BobChrisChanAndChloe.png
Image:SchuRchuFanSite.JPG

Image:IvysRosechu.jpg
Image:IvysBubbles to Blake.jpg
Image:Layla.jpg
Image:Princessivy.png
Image:Ivy.png

Image:Moeeth.png
Image:Sonichu111.jpg
Image:Rosechu1111.jpg
Image:Pd.jpg
Image:AliciasSonichuandRosechuFanart.jpg

Image:Issue 12 Cover.jpg
Image:Jiggy.jpg
Image:Jiggliami Jigglypuff x Sonic by KawaiiKitsune123.jpg
Image:Jiggliami Flash by KawaiiKitsune123.jpg
Image:Jiggliami Human by KawaiiKitsune123.jpg

Image:Punchy Sonichu by Evang y.JPG
Image:Simonchu by Evang y.png
Image:Punksonichu.jpg
Image:SoniChu Revamp Sonichu+Rosechu.png
Image:SoniChu Revamp Blachu.png

Image:BubblesRevamp.jpg
Image:Anon fanart 7 by viviG.JPG
Image:Sonichu vivi vs Ness chris by viviG.JPG
Image:ViviGSonichu4.JPG
Image:Sonichu ripped.JPG

Image:Cc4.JPG
Image:Fistofthesonichu.JPG
Image:Sonichu dark.JPG
Image:Sonichubetterthancanon.JPG
Image:SonichuWillShowYouOnline.JPG

Image:Sonichu12.jpg
Image:Slaweelchan.JPG
Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.png
Image:Againstjerkops.jpg
Image:AlainaSonichu.JPG

Image:BeinandSonichu.JPG
Image:Chris Chan by balsis.jpg
Image:Cindyleblanc-Rosechu.jpg
Image:Cindyleblanc-adventure.jpg
Image:Classic Sonichu by mrstupes.jpg

Image:CWCCharaciture.jpg

</gallery>
</noinclude>

==See also:==
{{CWCipedia|Good Fan Art={{NAMESPACE}}|Good Fan Art={{NAMESPACE}}}}
*[[CWCipedia]]
*[[:Category:Fan art|Evil Fan Art]]

[[Category:CWCipedia]]
[[Category:Fan art]]

Chris and English

2021-12-05T02:10:28Z

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[[Image:Writing_guide.PNG|thumb|right|Chris has no idea what this is...]]
[[Image:Englishfordummies.jpg|thumb|right|...nor [[Computer|this]].]]

{{quote|I No Socialize Online.|Chris's strangely appropriate [[PSN]] comment.}}

[[Chris]]'s '''English skills''', like most other things he believes he's mastered, leave much to be desired. Much of this can be attributed to his [[autism]], which often results in awkward speech patterns.<ref>[https://archive.md/VFIwC :: Diagnostic Criteria for Autistic Disorder through the years]</ref> He spent years of his childhood mute, and took speech therapy classes at [[James Madison University]]. Strangely, his grasp of English actually appears to have grown weaker as he's become older, presumably due to his increased isolation, which has affected his English in general.

==CWC-isms==
{{Main|CWC-isms}}
Chris has a tendency to make up his own words for things, then use them with reckless abandon while assuming whoever is reading or listening will be able to understand exactly what he means. As such, we get terms like "B-dog" and "[[noviophobia]]". He also tends to re-appropriate existing words and phrases, giving them new meanings based entirely on his own skewed logic. This is why, in Chris-speak, [[Semen|comeuppance]] isn't a fitting outcome for someone's deeds, and [[china]] isn't an [[Punchy Sonichu|Asian]] nation.

In the case of words like the definite article "da", Chris might be trying to make a pass at using slang to sound casual and relaxed, but instead, he ends up sounding like a marketing executive desperately grasping for credibility. Other famous CWC-isms like "[[tobacky]]", "[[niggos]]", and "[[gaybian]]" are the result of a different problem altogether: Chris is a manchild who can't even say out loud the names of objects or concepts which he finds repulsive, so he is forced to come up with euphemisms for these terms, which range from [[Navy|confusing puns]] to changing a single letter in a word, barely altering it's pronunciation (i.e. niggos). The use of these terms is a prime example of his immaturity.

These CWC-isms combine with his [[speech impediment]] and his accent to form an unholy trifecta that defines his speech. With the constant stream of half-words and repetition, it is sometimes difficult to understand what exactly he is talking about. Any resemblance to actual English is tenuous at best; the words he uses are English, but the structure is far from proper. The fact that his vocabulary is a bit lacking only compounds the situation.

{{quote|if I could have it my way, I'd make it [[Chris and reality|illegal and forbidden to have homo Men; women are safe]]. Also, I would have the secondary definition of the word "gay", being Homosexual, REMOVED from the word in the dictionaries, and all instinctions [''sic''] and sayings of the word will ONLY LEGALLY be used to mean HAPPY, as it was originally intended among songs like "Deck the Halls"|Chris, [[IRC (02 January 2009)]]}}

As you can see in the above quote, this abuse of language isn't limited to just the commonplace CWC-isms we've come to know. "Instinctions" is a word Chris made up for this passage to sound fancy and smart, but instead only makes him look like he doesn't know and/or cannot spell the word "instances". Playing fast and loose with language just further decreases the impact of whatever Chris is trying to say. Also of note is that Chris wants to make it illegal to use a word a certain way, which is staggeringly [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocritical]] given that, as aforementioned, he often ascribes his own, nonsensical meanings to existing words and phrases.

His own lexicon, like many other aspects of his personality, demonstrates exactly [[Chris and his Ego|how self-centered he is]]. While the whole purpose of language is to communicate thoughts and ideas to other people, he has managed to turn his vocabulary into a brick wall, by crafting a mashed-together lexicon that makes sense only to him.

==Written language==
Chris's writing is a complete mess from top to bottom, to put it lightly.

For starters, he doesn't understand basic syntax and semantics: he uses words in the wrong context, or as incorrect parts of speech. His grammar is also, predictably, abhorrent. For example, he refers to [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|fingering]] as "[[CWC-isms#O|outtercourse]]",<ref>[[Megan Emails, 2008#Chris thinks she was scarred because she doesn't know much about sex]]</ref> which incorrectly replaces the supposed prefix ''in-'' — which leaves ''tercourse'', which is not a word at all — while the correct prefix is ''inter-'', meaning "between". (Incidentally, "outercourse" is an actual colloquialism meaning {{w|Non-penetrative sex|dry-humping}}, not fingering.) Similarly, [[Mailbag 52|the infamous stock reply used to address Mailbag entries]] includes "inputed" as the past participle of ''input''; the correct word is either ''input'' or ''inputted''.<ref>[[wiktionary:input]]</ref>

Chris often misuses punctuation in many ways, with comedic results. In particular, he tends not to use hyphens when they're needed, but for some reason also add hyphens where they ''aren't'' needed, such as in his stock phrase "[[Sweetheart from the Ground-Up]]". Clearly he means that he wants to create a relationship from the "ground up". A literal interpretation, though, means he wants to create a girlfriend from something that's been ground up--coffee, cinnamon, pepper, etc. Another prominent example is him writing "rest assured" as "[[Twitter#17_July_2010|rest-assured]]" as if it were a hyphenated phrase and not an imperative statement.

Because Chris feels the need to type things precisely as he would say them, and worries that he will be misunderstood in print, he makes heavy usage of repetition and a distinctive [[BILLY MAYS|ALL CAPS]] style, comparable to the style used in comic books and graphic novels, which have no doubt influenced him. He also tends to Capitalize Words At Random (a common literary trait among Autistics), especially Nouns and those which hold Importance to the sentence, or the ones that address Important Abstract Concepts that Chris tries to systematically understand on account of finding them too Complex and Mystifying, similar to the Old Grammatical Laws of the Middle [[Pre-1980#Pre-1900|1800s]]. Also owing to his highly recitative manner of writing, he often adds letters to words to emphasize them. While this on its own is not something unique to Chris, most other people would write "sooo" instead of "so", for example. Chris, however, would only add one "o" to make "soo", which is rather amusing when read phonetically as it makes him sound like a stereotypical [[Tomgirl|effeminate]] [[Homos|homosexual]].

{{quote|And the ONLY REASON I have not had sex yet in my lifetime WITH A WOMAN yet, is because the WHOLE TIME, I have been SHY; kept down with the Personal Fear of nearly EVERY Woman I see being Already Paired-Up with a Boyfriend.|Chris proving that he never proofreads.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Homosexuality Homosexuality] on CWCipedia</ref>}}

Beyond these basic issues of grammar and capitalization, Chris's writings often lack focus. Much like a child, he has trouble concentrating on a single topic for extended periods of time, and he'll often veer off topic in order to babble about [[Random-access humor|whatever is on his mind]]. This practice of writing stream-of-consciousness style, combined with his obvious disinterest in proofreading, or otherwise checking over what he's written, inevitably results in a large number of confusing run-on sentences, and a copious amount of text in general (especially in the comics). A single sentence might cover multiple topics, often ones that don't have anything to do with the original subject matter. It doesn't help that Chris feels it's his obligation to be "[[honest]]", which means that he feels the need to mention irrelevant little details, as anything less would mean he's not telling the whole truth. It gives his writing a rambling, disjointed feeling, and makes it very difficult to understand exactly what his point is.

Chris has demonstrated particular ineptitude in his usage of semicolons. Semicolons are usually used to connect two independent clauses together without a conjunction, and whatever succeeds a semicolon should be pertinent to whatever immediately preceded it. Chris, however, uses them to crudely string together two (or more) tangentially-related thoughts into a sentence that is consequently incoherent to anyone and which causes confusion as to what Chris even means in the first place. Chris also frequently misuses the semicolon in character dialogue, using it where he should use a full stop (period) or something else entirely.

{{quote|...while the Movie Women are "Just Characters", [[Rosechu]] is playing as her own "Character" as well. Also, there is MORE THAN ONE Rosechu; Why do you think I've dubbed them respectively "[[Bubbles Rosechu]]", "[[Angelica Rosechu]]", and recently introduced, "[[Lolisa Rosechu]]", of whom her Boyfriend, "[[Jamsta Sonichu]]", was the one who Interviewed [[Blanca]] and her [[Jiggliami]] on Radio Station, [[KCWC]].|Chris, somehow jumping from [[White knight e-mails#September 2008 — Chris denies being fat and sexist|movies not being reality]] to his [[KCWC|imaginary radio station]].}}

===Spelling===
[[Image:Schu7_Pg1_MeganEdit.JPG|thumb|right|Chris had a chance to correct this spelling mistake during a [[retcon]] of [[Sonichu 7|''Sonichu'' #7]], but instead proved he can't spell for shit.]]

It is well-known that Chris has trouble with simple spelling, as evidenced by all the "''{{w|sic}}''" tags scattered around the CWCki. Despite myriad other problems with Chris's writing, his poor spelling somehow manages to stand out. He has many rigid, totally consistent habits which he never corrects, such as substituting "ein" for "eni", as in "[[seinor prom|seinor]]" (senior) and "geinus" ([[Sonichu 1|genius]]). Similarly, "teir" is how Chris spells the word tier on his [[Patreon]] page.

[[File:Teir.png|thumb|150px|How Chris spells tier, one example of many on the page.]]

Chris often spells difficult words phonetically, like a grade-school child still learning literacy, for example spelling "caricature" as "characiture", rather than taking a few seconds to spell-check them in any of the dozens of programs available that would automatically correct his spelling.

Long after fans discovered his comics, it was realized that the term "[[Anchuent Prophecy|Anchuent]]" is supposed to be a pun, and not just another instance of Chris's butchery of the English language resulting from "u" and "i" being adjacent on the QWERTY keyboard, as most had originally assumed. This largely goes to show that Chris's ability to spell correctly is so noticeably poor that when he ''deliberately'' misspells something, it goes unnoticed for ''years''.

In 2014, when he started dating the British-affiliated [[Catherine]], Chris arbitrarily began to use British spellings, especially of the word "colour," since this was particularly relevant to his [[Sonic Boom Protests|protest du jour]]. By March 2015, he was still using these spellings, using the dumb excuse that he was of [[Daniel Weston|British ancestry]].

===Typos===
[[Image:Sonichu_Typos.jpg|thumb|left|More perfect spelling from <s>Mr.</s> [[Tomgirl|Miss]] Chandler.]]

The above spelling problem is only compounded by Chris's constant typos. The very first page of the comic contains the word "[[Sonichu 0|mies]]" in place of "miles". And even when he edits pages that contain these mistakes and has a chance to fix them, he invariably misses them a second time, like "[[Sonichu 7|dood]]" instead of "good" in issue seven.

The fact that these typos exist only goes to prove that Chris does not bother to proofread his works even a single time after completion and prior to uploading them to the Internet. And assuming that he has read his own comic at some point or another, and that someone '''must''' have drawn his attention to these mistakes at some point, the only logical conclusion is that Chris can not be bothered to go back and fix these typos even when he is aware of them.

Chris acknowledged these spelling mistakes in a [[July 2017 tweets#Improvement|tweet]] in [[July 2017]], claiming that the typos are "etched in history forever".

===Definitions and vocabulary===
Chris has a very bad habit of not knowing what he's talking about, and this is readily observable in his '''vocabulary''' – beyond the above [[CWC-isms]]. Chris still believes the word "[[naïve]]" means stupid, and thus hates being called it. Naïve, in simple terms, means "ignorance or gullibility because of a lack of experience". Therefore, this word accurately describes Chris because he doesn't do anything, and because of that he's gullible and ignorant. Another word Chris throws around with wild abandon is "slander". Chris constantly calls his [[ED]] page and the [[CWCki]] slanderous. Slander is defamation. Defamation is the destruction of reputation or character through manipulation of video, photographic, and audio evidence. Libel is like slander, but is defamation through writing.

There's two things wrong with Chris's use of slander. His ED page and the CWCki consist of more written material than videos, photographs and audio, so if it was anything it would be libel. The other is that the ED page and CWCki are neither slander nor libel, because nothing on them is manipulated and everything on them is [[True and Honest|true]], and backed up with evidence provided by none other than Chris himself.

Related to his choice of vocabulary, Chris has an issue with using terms that, while technically meaning similar things, have different tones. This is perhaps most evident in [[Sonichu 10]], where Chris uses the term "bearing false witness" multiple times. In the context Chris uses the term, he's simply using it as an alternate way of saying "lying" or "misrepresenting", as the Biblical term is often simplified when explaining the Ten Commandments to children. Chris fails to realize that the term is more or less exclusively associated with the Bible and using it when discussing himself makes the characters sound like they're referring to Chris as their god, although [[Chris and Religion#Delusions of Godhood?|this may have]] [[Ego|been intentional]]. Likewise, the Asperchu characters claim to have been forced to "make a false idol of the brown-shirted one" even though in Asperchu, the protagonists merely respect their creator, rather than worship him. Again, the use of Biblical terminology makes the whole thing seem even more narcissistic.

===Repetition===
Chris frequently repeats himself verbatim, which does little except to gradually annoy whoever he's addressing. This is most apparent in his [[Attraction Sign]] but has cropped up in numerous other places. He frequently describes his ideal girl as a "[[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a Sweetheart from the Ground-Up." This clunky phrasing is reiterated in almost every iteration of the sign, both online and off. He makes copious usage of his "joke" that "[[Dating Education|Date ed]]" sounds "[[Sonichu 9|dated]]" and has repeatedly blamed the [[Infinitely-High Boyfriend-Factor]] for his woes. This repetition is not limited to his written communication; for example, he has often described his [[Bob Chandler|father]] as having "starting more arguments than flies in a garbage dump," notably in his [[Father Call|phone conversation with Kacey's father]]. During the [[2008]] election, Bob joked to Chris that Obama would paint the White House black if he was elected. Chris [[Autism|seemed to take this literally]], incorporated the joke into [[Sonichu 8]], and even got his father to sign the page, and years later, he still occasionally talked about the former President repainting the White House.

Clearly, something about these exact phrases causes Chris to reuse them over and over, verbatim, when describing the same problem in different conversations and contexts. It is tempting to just blame his autism for this repetition, which is likely a factor; however, much like his life in general, not all of his failures at communication can be the product of his autism — other possibilities include that:
* Chris struggles to form sentences, and when he does so "successfully", he tends to reuse what he knows is (or believes to be) a working formula.
* Chris mistakenly thinks his peculiar constructions are funny and uses them to get a laugh, much like his [[Christian's sex joke|one original joke]].
* Chris is so lazy that he literally copy/pastes text (or simply copies in the case of non-digital media) from his earlier screeds and manifestos into his new ones.
* Chris is simply so [[Things Chris has ripped off|terminally unimaginative]] that he cannot think of more than one way to express a given idea.
Given what we know about Chris, any or all of the above are possibilities. A large number of the phrases that are collectively known as "[[CWC-isms]]" follow the above pattern.

====Piecemeal language use====
Chris's phrase usage is a deep-seated issue, to the point that it's almost possible to imagine that he copies all of his phrases from ''somewhere'', even when he has not used the phrase previously. People usually learn idioms from other people when they hear them in an appropriate context, but though Chris may experience such a context, it will often fly straight over his head, and accordingly he has problems fully understanding the meaning of the phrase. Like most of us, he has obviously learned some phrases from the world around him, and he ''sort of'' understands what they mean and ''sort of'' uses them in the correct context. Despite this, it is as if he just learned the phrases, and, like some foreign English student, is making the first awkward steps towards using them properly. Unlike those curious foreigners, however, Chris is not worried about getting punched in the face by the natives for abusing beloved idioms.

To an outside observer, many of Chris's phrases almost always appear out of place and tacked on. This can manifest itself in even very small examples, such as in the video title "[[New Address]]"; the video isn't about any sort of an address change, as the phrase was intended to imply, but rather is an ''address'' to a specific individual, one that is ''newly released''. It is akin to a foreigner opening a phrasebook, finding the entry "New Address", and saying "OK, that is probably close enough--it has 'new' and 'address' in it."

For more blatant examples, in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris continually demands "Legal, Unmark[ed], Non-consecutive" bills to be mailed to him. He probably thinks it's the sort of thing people ''generally'' say when they want cash mailed to them, without realizing that he has picked this expression up from crime fiction where that kind of phrase is said as part of a ransom demand. Also, when listing his definitely ancient television on [[Craigslist]], he demands "CASH ONLY, And Up-Front. $250 or better offer; NO HAGGLE." which doesn't apply at all to something like an old TV, and directly contradicts his very own offer. Regarding "No haggle" or a "better offer", it is clear he has no clue what "haggle" even means. He most likely picked up the jargon from other entries on the site.<ref>See, for example, the note in ''The Big Lebowski'': "WE HAVE BUNNY. GATHER ONE MILLION DOLLARS IN UNMARKED NON-CONSECUTIVE TWENTIES. AWAIT INSTRUCTIONS. NO FUNNY STUFF."</ref>

==Semantics==
As demonstrated in CWC-isms above, Chris has severe problems understanding the meanings of words and just about anything even marginally abstract or metaphorical. A Facebook status reveals that, through unknown means, he has come to believe that "empirical" means "rejecting scientific methods of knowing," which is more or less the opposite of the word's actual meaning. Since his source for this is listed as Jeremy Hilary Boob, Ph.D., a character in ''{{w|Yellow Submarine (film)|Yellow Submarine}}'', perhaps this odd idea came from content in the [[100 2269|Beatles Edition of ''Rock Band]]''.

He described the word "benevolent" as sounding "derogatory"<ref>[[Mailbag 5|Mailbag #5]]</ref> — he might have mixed it up with "belligerent", which means "war-like", or "malevolent", an antonym of "benevolent."

Years later, in 2016, Chris further demonstrated his lack of political understanding in a post on 4 December, in which he said that Trump should "advocate the position, and take Pence with him, and let Hillary be President, as it should Very Well Be."<ref>[[December 2016 Facebook posts#Pmurt should advocate the presidency]]</ref> Chris likely has the word ''advocate'' confused with ''abdicate'', which is a term he might have heard in [[Anne Boleyn|British TV shows]] - it is a term typically used in reference to a monarchy.

===Muddled-up proverbs===
A good demonstration of Chris's lack of understanding of semantics is the fact that he does not really understand proverbs and adages; he frequently recites them incorrectly, clearly misses the point, or [[Autism|takes them literally]]. When he comes up with his own, he does not exactly try to veil any wisdom in carefully crafted phrases.

Examples of Chrisverbial Wisdom:

* "Those who are unable to, teach."<ref>[[Mumble 4|Mumble #4]]</ref>
* "The shaped OBJECT is the BODY of the Item, but the STICKER is the Item's SOUL."<ref>[[Download For Play Only]]</ref>
* "A sound thought is a good thought, unless it is a bad idea."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes">[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Past_Featured_Quotes Past Featured Quotes] on CWCipedia</ref>
* "The pen is mightier than the sword, yet it is more permanent than a pencil."<ref name="CWCipedia past featured quotes"/>

The last example illustrates several problems: "The pen is mightier than the sword" (a phrase originally coined by Edward Bulwer-Lytton, the man who also coined the phrase "It was a dark and stormy night") is, of course, generally regarded as a statement that words can have bigger consequences than violence. Chris does not understand this, and tries to somehow interpret this concretely: "pen is more permanent than a pencil." It is also problematic because normally, "A, yet B" is usually a statement by ''contrasts'': "A may be true, but a contrary example B is true as well." Still, Chris fails at explaining why it is so important that pens are more permanent than pencils, and what that has to do with the original phrase — the meaning of Chris's proverb remains unclear to all, probably including Chris himself.

===Literal interpretations===
Chris is unable to interpret the language other people use at any level other than its literal, surface meaning. He misses the deeper meanings of what others are trying to say to him, and cannot interpret abstract thought or sarcasm. This is known as concrete thought, which can be seen as a symptom of autism.

====Rhetorical comparisons and sarcasm====
Chris cannot interpret rhetorical comparisons or hyperbole in general. He ignores the point the speaker is trying to make and focuses on the "exact" meaning of the phrases they use. Examples:<ref>[[Father Call]]</ref>

: '''Kacey's Father:''' You know, I think the last book Kacey read was last week. And she reads books like you probably stuff candy down your throat.
: '''Chris:''' Stuff... candy... don't... I stuff vegetables down my throat! I stuff green beans! I stuff broccoli! I stuff corn! I stuff carrots!
: …
: '''Kacey's Father:''' I don't know shit about computers and I can do that. I barely even know what a Windows is.
: '''Chris:''' You barely know what a Windows is?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' Don't… Don't patronize me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm just trying to, I'm just trying to understand what you just said, you say you don't understand Windows?
: '''Kacey's Father:''' What I'm trying to say is, I don't know shit about computers and I could figure out how to do that.

In the first example, Chris clearly only hears "You[…] stuff candy down your throat" and interprets the negative tone as an accusation that this is a bad thing, then tries to prove that he does not, in fact, stuff ''candy'' down his throat — just healthy foods like vegetables (a blatant lie, but that is beside the point). Because he feels threatened, he forgets that this is used as a ''rhetorical comparison'', and thus the original point that Kacey's dad was trying to make gets lost in the sands of time. This is also one of the reasons why conversations with Chris reach complete dead ends.

As the quote read in the [[04232010 - Autism Awareness & Men Should NEVER be Topless|Autism Awareness]] video says, autistic people are frequently unable to interpret sarcasm. Chris is no exception, and he is often unable to pick up sarcastic comments, as seen in the Guru Larry interview.<ref>[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]</ref>

====Questions and suggestions====
Chris's literal interpretation also affects how he answers questions and follows orders or suggestions. His answers to questions are always laconic with no elaboration, and cannot distinguish the implied meanings within the commands and suggestions given to him from their literal meanings. For example:<ref>[[Mailbag 2#In-depth answers|Mailbag #2]]</ref>

: '''Q:''' Do you listen to any music while you draw the comics?
: '''A:''' Yes.

To a normal person, the question that was posed would be interpreted along the lines of "What kind of music — what bands, what musical genres? If you listen to the music, why does this particular music help you draw things? If not, do you find music distracting, and why?" but instead, Chris interpreted "Do you listen to any music?" literally as a question that can be answered "yes" or "no". Simply put, he is unable to see ''why'' people are asking specific questions that can be answered yes or no, and unable to elaborate or give rationales for his opinions unless those things are ''specifically'' asked from him. Again, this characteristic is due to his autism, not, as is often perceived, his stupidity.

Another example:<ref>[[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|Alec Benson Leary Phone Call #8]]</ref>
: '''Alec:''' Please stop running away from me.
: '''Chris:''' I'm not running away from you, I'm right here.

This was in response to Chris trying to end the call after an inconvenient discussion.

This also is likely to blame for Chris's second encounter with [[B-Manajerk]]. The previous day, the manager of the [[Mal-Wart|Wal-Mart]] had banned him from the store. Problem is, they were inside a [[McDonald's]] at the time, and he likely said something along the lines of "Never come to this store again." Chris probably took this to mean "You are banned from this specific store, the one you and I are standing in right now," and due to this misunderstanding he wound up being chased out of the Wal-Mart.

===Television jargon===
In the ''Sonichu'' comic, Chris also almost consistently uses television terminology instead of comics terminology. This seems to seep into his other language use, too — he urges people to "stay tuned" to see new developments in his [[YouTube]] channel, for example. This on its own is innocuous, as normal people might use "stay tuned" in non-TV situations (and for cable/satellite TV stations, which do not have a transmission frequency), but in Chris's case, this may be an indication of a bigger issue. Chris refers to himself as "Great Director Chandler"<ref>[[Mailbag 34#...Well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag #34, to Evan]]</ref> (itself a ripoff of [[Excel Saga|Great Director Watanabe]]) and calls alternate versions of his comics "director's cuts".<ref>[[Quizzes#Sonichu Quiz 2|''Sonichu'' Quiz #2]]</ref> [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] begins with the "Previously..." type of recap of the end of the previous comic more usually seen in a TV series. When talking about the comic, he consistently refers to "episodes" rather than chapters. He has used "TV-MA/TV-14/TV-Y7" ratings for certain scenes<ref>[[Sonichu 8|''Sonichu'' #8]]</ref> and, when this self-imposed rating system later failed to work, he blamed the {{w|Federal Communications Commission}} for the messed-up ratings,<ref>[[Mailbag 51#The recent explosion of pornography in TV-Y7 cartoons is not Chris's fault|Mailbag #51]]</ref> even though the FCC has no authority over online or printed media. He promised a second "season" of the comic — apparently a "reboot" will commence with a "clip show episode" in [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' 11]].<ref>[[Mailbag 51#A reboot is scheduled|Mailbag #51]]</ref> It is as if he is familiar with only one set of jargon that he then applies to all similar situations, ignoring the fact that most people speak of "writers" instead of "directors", "chapters" instead of "episodes", "volumes" instead of "seasons", rate their comics with some rating system that is probably similar to, but not an ''exact duplicate'' of the one used in television — and so on.

It is speculated that the use of jargon stems not from a limited vocabulary, but from Chris's belief that he is [[Chris and reality|actually directing a TV show.]]<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Sonichu Sonichu] on CWCipedia. "''For the sake of the Comic Pages, the marriage has been keep discreet during drawing, coloring and filimg[''sic''].''"</ref> More damningly, he once referred to the comics as an "anime", with himself as director.<ref>[http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Issue_3/Page_9 Issue #3 Page 9]</ref>

===Other strange points===
Chris seems to cling to trademarks. In [[Mailbag 10|Mailbag #10]], for example, he specifically says a couple of times that he has saved material on his Memory Stick and Memory Stick Duo. Not "saved on memory card" or just "saved"; people generally don't care ''what'' you save your fanart on, as long as it's saved. Chris, however, wants to be specific: the fan material was saved on a Memory Stick Duo. In the exact same vein, in [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], he even swears with "hand on My Holy New International Version Bible right now," rather than just on ''any'' old Bible he might have had lying around. This can be explained, again, by Chris's autism, where he is literally describing the specific device that he is using to save, not a generalization.

He also tends to mix up similar words, for example, the time he confused [[Sonichu's Edge|free-running]] with {{w|Parkay|a brand of butter}}.

Chris seems to prefer referring to people using their full names; before he assumed he was female, he almost always referred to himself as "Christian Weston Chandler" or, God forbid, "'Christopher' Christian 'Ricardo' Weston Chandler"— if he was feeling overly formal. This applies to other people, too; for example, in [[Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts (CWCipedia page)|Gal-Pals and Past Sweethearts]], he refers to most of the women by their full names. This is yet another autism-related trait.

Chris also has a habit of inventing new words by muddling the tense of existing ones. This often goes along with his previously-mentioned preference for somewhat odd word choices as he tries to force words into sentences they don't belong in. A good example would be be Chris's love of the word "crestfallen" that came about during the [[Sonic Boom Protests]]. While the word usually exists as a adjective, Chris uses it in a baffling progressive tense "to my dismay and crestfall."

Chris also has a habit of spelling certain words, phrases, or names of people backwards in order to emphasize them in a sentence. For example, during the [[Pmurt]] Saga, Chris would continuously say "EID PMURT, EID!!!" His reasoning for doing this is unknown, however it is known that Chris will often spell the names of his adversaries backwards as a means of degrading them.

==The spoken word==
[[Image:Choicevideos.PNG|thumb|300px|Chris's spoken vocabulary. Notice how Chris's most used word is "uh".]]
Chris comes off slightly better when speaking, although that's not really saying much. He claims ad nauseam [[Song of Christian|the first word]] [[Autism Tutorial|he ever spoke]] [[Chris%27s_Wikipedia_profile#His_Early_Years_-_Birth_to_1992|was "monkey"]] at the age of six weeks, which is physically impossible. When he addresses the world in one of his many videos, his speech is peppered with vocalized pauses such as "uh", "hmm", and "yeah" as he struggles to find the right thing to say. He also [[Speech impediment|tends to stutter and repeat himself]].

{{quote|They should have given it perfect- they should have given it five out of five stars... and ten out of ten. Between G4... tee, uh, between G4 and, uh, the {{w||Game Informer}}.|Chris attempting to convince people that [[Brutal Legend Plus|''Brutal Legend'']] is worthy of a perfect score.}}

Chris does a better job staying on-topic when speaking than he does while writing, likely because when speaking to a camera or another person, he has a clearer idea of the point he wants to get across. Going off on rambling tangents still occasionally happens, but usually only when Chris is [[Random-access humor|trying to be funny]].

{{quote|...even to make his own ass bleed. I mean, that story, it's just about as incredibly fabricated as Donna Tubb's time over at when she had to borrow {{w|R. Kelly}}'s bathroom... [[The Cleveland Show]], new episodes Sun- every Sunday on FOX.|Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|confusing humor with advertising.]]}}

While Chris seems to be at least capable of coherent conversation while calm, things go downhill when he's [[Stress|upset]], [[Chris and Anger|enraged]], or [[:File:MyMindIsABlank.jpg|confused]]. In particular, his tendency to throw childlike temper tantrums has resulted in some very bizarre outbursts. When angry, Chris still retains his tendency to go off on tangents and be very proper about compulsively giving all of the [[Honest Content|relevant information]], which means that he's often unable to sum his anger up in just a few succinct words.

{{quote|...SO GET IT THROUGH YOUR DAMN FUCKING SKULL AND CALL ME THE REAL NAME THAT have God has been given to me and the bear at Regency Square Shopping center, during 1989, YOU DAMN MOCKING BASTARD!|Chris [[CHRIS!!! CHANDLER!!!|inserting random details into a hissy fit.]]}}

Interestingly, comparisons of his vocal patterns offer one of the few signs of actual development that Chris has ever displayed. Consider his earliest videos; his speech was courtly and disjointed, and delivered almost exclusively in short, monotonous bursts:

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There are exceptions to this, but these generally consisted of [[List of phrases Chris copied from media|short phrases apparently culled from TV]] (note the change in pitch in the above video when Chris describes himself as "ever so lonesome"). All in all, Chris displayed all the attributes one would expect from an autistic, as well as from someone who is completely unused to talking to people.

Comparisons with the present day show a marked change in Chris's manner of speech:

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Chris may not sound any more naturalistic, but he does show more of a semantic range than he did two years ago. Clues as to why this has occurred can be found in the subject matter of the videos — Chris seems to have realized to some extent that he must engage with people on their terms in order to be taken seriously. While this may not be a massive change, it is still heartening to see that the trolling is stirring the emaciated husk of his dignity into some sort of creaking action. Who knows? In another two years he may have acquired the vocal skills of a child of kindergarten age.

===Idiosyncrasies===
Chris also has a number of idiosyncrasies which appear frequently in his speech. First, the aforementioned disjointed speech patterns, which are broken up by a number of ideological phrases, which crop up with varying regularity but which sound very similar every time he uses them. Listen closely to the way he introduces himself; he is "Chrishinwessonchanler. From Ruckersville Vir-''gin''-ya." Whenever Chris introduces himself, he basically repeats this exact phonetic pattern, including pauses, the rushed and garbled name, and the staccato rhythm of "Virginia". This is of course explainable by his autism, but it is also related to his [[Random-access humor|sense of humor]], his [[parody|plagiarism]], and his desire for control over those whom he sees as oppressors.

It may also be related to the less often seen idiosyncrasy which causes him to express disgust with a word physically. For example, in the famous [[SingStar Challenge Round 5|"Smell Yo Duck"]] music video, Chris first avoided saying the word "dick" altogether, and when forced to repeat the video, showed signs of distress bordering on illness. While this is obviously nothing more than a comical exaggeration on his part, it is notable that he should feel any particular sensation about simple words whatsoever. This reaction raises the possibility that, so long as he is not faking it altogether, Chris may be a {{w|Synesthesia|synaesthete}}. There's also the possibility that he has a strong association with a certain word and associates guilt with it, like a child hearing a curse word. Alternatively, it is not stating the ''word'' that is disgusting to Chris, but rather the ''substance'' of the phrase, as it implies that ''he himself'' is [[homos|"smelling someone's dick"]], as he has no problem hurling curse words (including "dick") at his enemies when in a [[Chris and anger|fit of rage]].

==Profanity==
: ''See also: [[Chris and censorship]]''

At some point in the 2000s, Chris became an enthusiastic user of profanity and vulgar language. According to [[Mimms]], in his early days at [[The GAMe PLACe]] Chris avoided cursing, at least in public, but in more recent years he's lost almost all compunctions in this regard. His videos, blogs, and public pronouncements are full of foul language and obscene references. This is possibly part of an effort by Chris to seem more "adult".

He still holds back in some ways, though. In much of his writing, especially in his comics and on the [[CWCipedia]], Chris shows a strange inclination to sporadically censor himself. He regularly uses profanity in his blog entries and Mailbag responses, but the offending words are typically blotted out with asterisks: "D*** that Son Of A B****, Clyde Cash,"<ref>[[CWC Blog]], December 2009</ref> for instance, or "[[List_of_Sonichu_characters#Bugs_Bunny|BUGS BUNNY]] WAS NAKED; YOGI BEAR WAS NAKED; WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?"<ref>[[Mailbag 39|Mailbag #39]]</ref> (On occasions he varies up his censorship style. [[CWC's Diary]] repeatedly refers to [[Mary Lee Walsh]] as an "[[CWC-isms#X|XXXXX]]"; the X's are clearly meant to stand in for "bitch".) Even relatively mild words such as "damn" and "crap" get the same treatment, which was exploited to hilarious effect in the [[audiobooks]].

It could be that Chris believes that most of the CWCipedia's audience is comparatively young, and therefore censors his outbursts to protect his imagined fanbase. Another, more complex theory proposes that it's a sign of Chris's stunted maturity — he wants to use profanity to signify that he's an adult, but he retains a child's guilt and uncertainty about swearing. (The same theory abounds regarding [http://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Daveykins David Gonterman], another angry Internet cartoonist with an incongruous tendency to censor himself.)

==See also==
* [[Speech impediment]]
* [[Chris's resume]]
* [[The High School Story]]
* [[Chris and writing]]
* [[Spanish]]
* Anything written on [http://archive.sonichu.com/cwcipedia/index.php?title=Main_Page CWCipedia]
* [[Manchester High Leaks#English|Chris's high school English homework]]

==References==
<references/>

{{Chris and}}
{{CWC-isms}}

Isabella Loretta Janke

2021-12-05T02:09:21Z

Good username:

{{Honest}}
{{Protip|Bella is a habitual liar. As a result, she is a very unreliable narrator, and her claims should be taken with a grain of salt.}}

{{quote|[[Chris and English|Were the best trolls on history.]]|Bella, abusing the English language more brutally than she did her own pets.<ref>[[The Suitress texts#"I'm kinda scared"]]</ref>}}

{{Infobox Person
|name = Isabella Loretta Janke
|image = Bella.png
|birthsrc = <ref name="newOP"/>
|aliases = Bella<ref name="newOP"/><br>10thanonymous<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames">{{Cite farms|thread=97559|title=Bella's Usernames & Burner Accounts}}</ref><br>Careless-Metal-423<ref name="newOP"/><ref name="usernames"/><br>Kelly Osborn<ref name="newOP"/><br>ILJ<ref name="newOP"/><br>redpilled single dad<ref name="usernames"/>
|gender = Female
|race = White/Latina<ref name="latina">{{Cite farms|thread=97609|post=9736144|title=ILJ damage control on social media}}</ref>
|nation = American
|organization = Praetor<ref>[[The Vaughn Interlude#Danny Boy]]</ref>
|saga = [[Saga#Bella Saga (20 April 2020 - 30 July 2021)|Bella]], [[Saga#The Dementia Merge (27 June 2021 - 31 July 2021)|Incest]]
}}

'''Isabella Loretta Janke''',<ref name="newOP">{{Cite farms|thread=98702|title=(New OP + General Discussion) Isabella Loretta Janke / Bella / Kelly Osborn / @10anon - Chris Troll, Animal Abuser, Discord Wannabe Cult Leader, Suicide Pusher, Crusty, Musty Ass Bitch}}</ref> also known as '''Bella''', '''Kelly Osborn''', and dozens of other pseudonyms, is the sociopathic, foot fungus-ridden leader of a [[troll|trolling]] ring based at Texas Tech University, best known for her participation in a leaked [[July 2021]] call in which [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] revealed that he had been having an [[incest|incestuous]] relationship with [[Barbara|his mother]].<ref name="SummaryThread">{{Cite farms|thread=97658|title=Isabella Loretta Janke Summary Thread|autoarchive=20211017181202}}</ref>

Isabella is arguably the worst and most dangerous troll to have ever targeted Chris, having malicious intentions that somehow manage to overshadow [[BlueSpike|every]] [[Idea Guys|single]] [[Teen Troon Squad|previous]] [[Jacob Sockness|controversial]] troll before her. Isabella's sadistic personal life was exposed not long after [[Kiwi Farms]] doxxed her: she is known to be a [[Nazis|white supremacist]] (despite being mixed race herself),<ref name="latina"/> animal abuser, and fetishist for all things unholy (including incest, snuff, zoophilia, zoosadism, [[DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS|scat]], [[Pedofork|pedophilia]] and ''[[Anime|Naruto]]'').<ref name="SummaryThread"/> Even before meeting Chris, she was known for bullying and blackmailing other students to the point of suicide, all with the help of her cult-like circle of friends. This page is solely focused on Bella's interactions with Chris, but for more information, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] has an [https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Isabella_Loretta_Janke article on her] which goes into much deeper detail on her disturbing pastimes and abhorrent hygiene than this page likely ever will.

Isabella's reasons for trolling Chris were extremely dark. She intended to gather incriminating information from Chris and blackmail him; her intentions were most likely to either extort Chris out of large sums of money or to try and use the information or get Chris to commit suicide or self-harm, which her cult was known to have done in the past.<ref name="SummaryThread"/><ref name="_phobia">[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/ac615726-189b-4745-8a1b-3182e7f31f26-png.2433986/ Miscellaneous - Transphobia, Homophobia, More]</ref>

However, this all unravelled when the audio of the incest call was leaked. Bella and her cronies were doxxed by the [[Kiwi Farms]] almost immediately, and with Chris now [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|in jail]] and thus unable to be contacted (outside of [[jail letters]]) or manipulated, it is unlikely that Bella will be able to take any further action. This is especially so after her aforementioned dirty laundry was dumped all over the internet, with thousands of new people learning about her horrifying exploits unrelated to Chris. Ironically enough, in trying to ruin the life of a lolcow, Isabella became a lolcow herself. She's subsequently been suspended from Texas Tech, and now serves as a cautionary tale to [[Weens|those seeking to make a name for themselves off of CWC]].

==Early interactions and Involvement in other groups==
{{Incomplete}}

It is unclear exactly when Bella first met Chris. Her interest in Chris would not be sparked until some time in early 2020, when she began watching ''[[Chris-Chan: A Comprehensive History]]''.

Bella had also gotten involved with various groups and people that orbited Chris in some way.

===Praetor===

On 15 March 2021, Bella posted that Chris had commissioned her to create an animation of his comic alter-ego transforming into his Chris-Chan Sonichu form. She also engaged in some noticeable [[A-Logging]] towards Chris, describing him as a "fat, overweight retard" and claiming that Chris "should have been killed in some freak gender reassignment surgery accident by now".<ref name="newOP"/>

===Larry Vaughn===

Bella had had contact with the troll [[Larry Vaughn]].

===Former Watchmen===

==Plots==
===The suicide/extortion plot===
On 25 April 2020, Bella claimed in a Discord DM to want to "Get [Chris] be suicidal [...] bc he's retarded."<ref>{{Cite farms|title= Bella Janke allegedly planning CWC suicide since April 2020|thread=97773}}</ref>

On 19 July 2021, Bella claimed that, "bc im extrmeley nice to him," to have "hacked" into Chris's bank account and "stole his money", and "got free trips and got him to join a cult and mlp porn on [Kiwi Farms] and fly [to Florida]". Someone asked Bella, "I thought the plan was to get him to kill himself", to which Bella responded, "yeah but by getting others to tell him theyre jesus and they hate them and then saying "oh no those ppl are os mean :(" and then he pays me".<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/animalabuse-png.2427826/</ref>

Bella rallied up many people to help her out with this plan, including other students from TTU and outsiders that had a degree of familiarity with Chris. Many of these recruits were members of distinct "Chess Club" Discord servers run by Bella. Some of them were genuinely unaware of Bella's true intentions, while others had intentions as equally as depraved as hers.

==Everfree Northwest plans==
Bella was to go with Chris to the [[August 2021]] [[Everfree Northwest]] convention. Her purpose was supposedly to be a photographer and "bodyguard" against [[Jacob Sockness]].<ref>[[:File:Discussioneverfree8.png]]</ref><ref>[[:File:Discussioneverfree9.png]]</ref><ref name="bodyguard">[https://imgur.com/a/wO3Be1N "Bodyguard" screenshots]</ref>

Chris also invited Bella to be his dance partner. He then invited [[the Suitress]] at Bella's suggestion, though Bella claimed that she intended to just dance with the Suitress as Bella thought her to be cute.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/servers-zip.2416454/ Zip file of Chess Club Discord leaks hosted at Kiwi Farms]. See "Chess club - general" at 23-Jul-21 10:50 PM timestamp</ref>

Any plans that would have come out of this would never come to pass, as Chris would be [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|jailed]] before he could actually attend the convention, and has since been banned indefinitely.<ref>[[Everfree Northwest#Blacklisted from attending|Everfree blacklists Chris]]</ref>

==The incest scandal==

{{Protip|Despite what you may have been led to believe, although she didn't discourage him from continuing having sex with his mother when she found out about it,<ref>[[Incest call]]</ref> there is no evidence Bella was the one to convince Chris to ''start'' fucking his mother.}}

In the early morning of 28 [[July 2021]], Bella recorded [[Incest call|a call between her and Chris]]. During it, Chris discussed his incestuous relationship with his mother, going into [[Honest Content|graphic detail]] about the act. Bella acted nonchalant throughout, and even supportive at times. She stated to her Discord friends that she never said the incest was wrong and that Chris thought it was justified, and that she said she understood so he would talk more.<ref name=bellareacts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Bella reacts to incest call]]</ref>

She intended to leak the incest news, but wanted to gather evidence from a different angle to remain anonymous.<ref name=bellareacts></ref> However, she had sent the recording to the [[Suitress]], who leaked it on the night of 29 July.

Immediately, Bella tried to do everything in her power to distance herself from the growing drama. One of the first things she decided to do was make several sockpuppet accounts on various platforms, ranging from the Kiwi Farms, Reddit, and 4chan, where she would claim that "tranny niggers" uploaded the call, among other disinformation to protect her identity. The attempt ultimately failed.

Afterwards, Bella created a screenshot of fake texts in which Chris supposedly admitted to having BDSM-style sex with Barb.<ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/how-bella-faked-the-bdsm-text-an-analysis-and-timeline.97948/ How Bella Faked the BDSM Text: An Analysis and Timeline]</ref> Bella tried to perpetuate this notion in a Discord chat with a [[Watchmen]] group, claiming that Chris wouldn't feed Barb unless she preformed felatio on him. In the chat, she convinced Watchman [[Sean Walker]] that the screenshot was legitimate and persuaded him to release it publicly and to name the Suitress as his source,<ref name=bdsm>[https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/direct-messages-group-regarding-chris-870798769682276363-html.2416228/ Full HTML file of the "Regarding Chris" chat hosted at Kiwi Farms. Starting at 31-Jul-21 03:49 PM timestamp]</ref> resulting in the Suitress getting doxxed via Sean uploading one of her videos to a Kiwi Farms post.<ref>https://imgur.com/a/MhMhrBC</ref> The screenshot was dismissed as fake by most observers, and the motive behind its release remains unknown.

==Conclusion==
[[File:IsabellaSuspensionTwo.png|thumb|right[[The Farms Post]]|Karma's definitely a bitch, isn't it?]]
Eventually, Bella herself was doxxed, not in small part due to one of Bella's own cronies, '''Louis Herz''', posting an image of Bella’s mistreated rescue dog.<ref name=“LouisThread”>{{Cite farms|thread=97621|title=Louis Herz / TernaryMercury - Bella's Best Friend and Primary Defender - Femboy Bigot of the Chess Club}}</ref> After her personal information was leaked, Isabella went into desperate - albeit futile - damage control, using sockpuppet accounts on [[4Chan]], [[Reddit]], and [[Kiwi Farms]] to rant about how the info regarding her was fake, exaggerated, and/or a psyop conspiracy led by [[transgender]] puppetmasters. Unfortunately for her, this was to no avail - as of late August, there were already dedicated, active threads on Kiwi Farms for Bella and each of her cronies. With such a unique name, these threads will likely be the first things any future employers see when they google Bella's name. Ironically, Bella has become just as unemployable and infamous as Chris himself; and on top of everything else she has done, is ([[Weening#If_you_fail_hard_enough_you_will_become_a_target_for_trolls_yourself|quite poetically]]) seen by many as being just as, if not even ''more'' disgusting and contemptible than him.

According to various Discord DMs that have been "leaked", Bella now has a two-year suspension from Texas Tech University as a result of everything that transpired. This information was shared by an Ex of Isabella, as well as another forum member, who shared it on [[Kiwi Farms]].

== See also ==
* [[Incest]]
* [[Carpetbaggers]]

== References ==
<references/>
{{People}}
{{Sagas}}
[[Category:Trolls]]
[[Category:Enablers]]

July 2021 social media posts

2021-12-05T01:39:42Z

Good username: /* Barbie Chan */

This page is an archive of Chris's major social media posts during [[July 2021]]. July would be the last month that Chris was generally active on social media due to [[incest|the leak of the incest call]] and his subsequent [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|arrest]].

==Breakthrough Tarot card==
1 July

{{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. Today’s card reflects upon not only the Collective, but myself as well; we all are going to have major Breakthroughs today.

I sense that all of you are moreso, and even more so, not only finding great relationships with your selves, respectively, but also

[[File:July1BreakthroughTarotCard.jpg|150px]]

meeting your C-197 and/or other alt-dimension/universe self-counterparts out of the Multiverse, as well as a bunch of other OC/FC individuals of C-197. And greater interdimensional success is in the works for everyone today as well. I am humbled to share in this with you all.

[[File:July1FaceImage.png|150px]]}}

==Meditation question==
1 July

{{quotebox|In my meditation this morning, I feel I can more accurately answer a long-pressing question for all #Christorians, and everyone else, in general. @X3naFerrer, I sense you will likely appreciate this insight as well.

The question being: What does/can Chris Chan Sonichu offer in a relationship? The problem with this question is too many individuals think Externally and Object in that answer. There are relationships in existence where, to also affirm the earlier tweet set, excessive amounts of Money is not a requirement, even though for living arrangements, it can help. Another common misconception is the misinterpretation of I being “Lazy”; I work very hard mentally, spiritually, and physically. And in my interdimensional works, and even astral projected doings in answering prayers and whatnot for others, that takes a LOT of energy to keep in constant activity, and so I conserve as much as possible and focus my energy physically when the moment or situation that fatedly crosses my path genuinely requires it put forth.

With all that stated, I also remind that my direct answer to the question is simply: I offer what I am able to do at the best of my abilities. There is Deeper meaning and insight into that that I have always innately known in my unconscious and subconscious that in recent days and moments, on deity-level timing, become Conscious Knowledge to my body’s brain. And in this, I offer a #WordOfTheDay for all of you:

Tantra

My offerings and abilities are moreover tangibly Tantric in comparison to the rest of my facets and attributes. Individuals who have approached me before in recent years after I have better found myself, consciously, I emitted a more accurate and genuine vibe with less and less uncertainty of what to do or how to feel, and they have been in compassion, care and joy for others. Though, in empathy and fairness, they’re likely to speak true along the lines of “I can’t put my finger on it, but around Christine, I suddenly don’t want to criticize her or whatever. Around her, I kinda wanna give her a hug or something. You know?”

I can also offer a mild comparison in my aura/energy being similar, but not as massively great as, to @ProjectSNT’s *Special* Aura. Or even Kokomi Taruhashi from #TheDisasterousLifeOfSaikiK. Powers through soul, aura, and energy are very much tangible yet intangible in this half of our complete Universe, here. Most everyone, gender regardless, feels and knows this true. And in how I innately would offer compassion with my partners, including Magi-Chan, Cryzel, Sylvana, and Mewtwo, in private, I heal and re-energize, and my actions are more innately tantric. A neurotypical individual can only put how that works in so many words and summary. And my Tantric Best in my general and overpowered Abilities and focused, clear mindset; THAT is what I,
Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, genuinely offer in a relationship; even moreso in a long-term, mutual in vibes and positive energy, resonant type of relationship. In other words: I take no freaking abuse from the toxic types, and that toxicity is not what my intentions and energy have entailed in the past, present, and future.

Imagine, all of the past exes who could not appreciate this innate, deeper aspect and energy about me; Their Major Loss for Missing Out. But at the same time, sorting out who is not better suited for me. Too hip and good for them, I was and am.

Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of an emoji meditating with text saying "Sending Positive Vibes"'']}}

Xena (@X3naFerrer)

{{quoteboxred|What is going on? I guess I appreciate being involved but I'm not spiritual or a Christian, I'm an Athiest the cross on my OC's neck is supposed to be ironic or a call to goth-esk style. Sorry.}}

{{quotebox|I sensed that my greater appreciation of being tantric would likely resonate with you. As I have read, Tantra is more focused on feeling as opposed to the physical. This is also relevant in sex and play, as the feeling and pleasure of the acts were also touched upon in this set.}}

==Inner voice Tarot card==
2 July

{{quotebox|Good Morning, Everyone. I’m feeling really good this morning; slept well, too. Today’s Collective Card is Inner Voice. After yesterday’s Breakthroughs, it is time to look ahead in guidance of our intuition and our individual inner voices. Everyone’s next steps will be crucial.⚡️

[[File:July2InnerVoiceTarotCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Artwork stuff==
2 July

Purity (@MoiraAunty)

{{quoteboxgreen|I did a lot of pallet swaps this week :'D

[''Artwork of Sonichu characters with swapped color pallets'']}}

{{quotebox|Lovely like a grid art from Andy Warhol, but within your own personal touches and rules. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I never thought of it that way, yeah 😍}}

{{quotebox|I have learned of others’ common misinterpretation of my Sonichu and Rosechu flock being “Sonic Recolours”, or even “Recolours of Sonichu Prime and Rosey Rosechu”. But one must understand and appreciate the greater details of each portrayed individual on that grid, regardless.}}

{{quotebox|Aside from the OG Original in the upper left corner, or even the same Original blended into the group for one to discern and identify, the others are likely to have their own differing, individual traits, abilities, skill sets, thought patterns and mind sets; Different Souls.}}

{{quotebox|These, of which, what beyond visually separates them near and distantly apart from the original; the one who mainly knows the differences and individualities, is the chronicler/artist who portrayed these visually similar, yet only partially silk screened or not, individuals. 😊🌈}}

==Power couple==
3 July

˗ˏˋ𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓸𝓽ˊˎ˗ (@MerloTart)

{{quoteboxred|I just wanna say thank you to everyone who has ever commissioned me. The support is overwhelming, and I'm not sure where I'd be without the financial support. I'm honored to provide you with my art, and love seeing how happy it makes you guys ❤️🥰}}

{{quotebox|More than certainly, @MerloTart. Between you and @DHTDillinThomas, you both are such a power couple. And on your own, you are an artist with great power and inner strength. Always remember that of yourself. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July3SonichuPhoto.jpg|200px]]}}

==Multiple Tarot cards==
3 July

''Chris quote tweets [[June 2021 social media posts#Schizophrenia Tarot card|a tweet]] about a previous Tarot card.''

{{quotebox|Good morning, everyone. This is a multi-tweet set, because I have more to share today. Firstly, the Collective’s card for today is Schizophrenia. We are all gonna feel at impasses today. Remember to follow your heart, instinct, and that path of your core when in these situations.

[[File:July3TarotCard1.jpg|150px]]

But there is more to it today. I also have a pleasure in sharing my own self-reading for the day; it reflects on me, but is deep in each of your respective backgrounds as well.

The three-card Past, Present, and Future cards of mine are Ripeness, Harmony, and Adventure. My energy, aura, vibrations, mind, soul, and body are ripe with the Light Power, and I am in harmony. I had a telling dream last night, and I know my next great Adventure is on the horizon. I will be helping all of you; know I am close by.

[[File:July3TarotCard2.jpg|150px]]

But, along the way, I also must remember to appreciate the path and energies. I encourage all of you to do the same; take in your moments, no matter how fast you all each may go. Feel Your Energy and Light Power, even in the depths of Darkness.

[[File:July3TarotCard3.jpg|150px]]

And, counting last night, The Creator is and will be a continued influence and energy for I and all of you for today and the next few days. Vortexes are opening; keep watch for your respective local and distant signs along your pathways.

Lots Of Love for You All. ⚡️💙⚡️
Be Safe.

[[File:July3TarotCard4.jpg|150px]]}}

==Ara-Ara==
3 July

''Chris attaches a Twitter audio clip to this tweet.''

{{quotebox|The meme is cute, and now y’all get the pleasure of hearing me say it, too. ⚡️💙⚡️

{{#ev:youtube|PrVB4_PCYao}}
}}

==OCs==
4 July

Kat the Lemur (Coms open) (@Caterkill3r)

{{quoteboxorange|It's that time of the year again! Comment your OCs! I need them for research purposes!}}

{{quotebox|Certainly; I’m happy to help you out.
⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:Oct15card.jpg|150px]] [[File:WarriorAuthorRoseyCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:Livefromsubspacecard.jpg|150px]] [[File:ChrisChanSonichuChaosControlling.jpg|150px]]}}

==Courage Tarot card==
4 July

''Chris quote tweets his [[July 2021 social media posts#Courage Tarot card|previous tweet]] from June 2021 about the courage card.''

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Gave myself a bit of extra rest this morning. Today’s card for the Collective is Courage. I actually know someone else who is also going through a major transformation with herself; her toxic influences are being cleared as well. I am sensing this to be a major

[[File:July4CourageCard.jpg|200px]]

trend with those amongst the collective as well. Those of you all who are continuing to find success in your own enlightenment and letting light power enter and cleanse you, the process is not always smooth like butter. For a lot of you all, this process includes addressing your own remaining demons and shining light upon and embracing the darkness within in order to purify and cleanse yourself by cleansing them. Follow your respective intuitions, and pay attention to the signs around of the toxic ones being cleansed out of your area as well.

[''GIF of two Powerpuff Girl characters kissing'']}}

==Independence Day==
4 July

{{quotebox|Happy #IndependenceDay2021. So be Very Cautious with fireworks this year; J hear in some places, particularly on the west side, it is Really Hot there. ☀️

[''GIF of the United States of America flag getting zoomed in on with text saying "freedom intensifies"'']}}

==Tobias==
4 July

{{quotebox|Responding to a footnote on page 248 in #WarholChrisChan, and to Tobias who annotated this: I actually Never have read or borrowed any books on Sex from any Library.

[[File:July4BookPhoto.jpg|250px]]}}

==Suppression Tarot card==
5 July

''Chris quote tweets [[August 2019 social media posts#Chris backtracks a bit|a tweet from August 2019]] about high school.''

{{quotebox|Good morning, everyone. Today’s Collective card is Suppression. I had thought I had drawn this card before and searched; it brought up a tweet from my timeline less than a couple of years ago of feeling suppressed when one turns 18 years old. I sense this true amongst

[[File:July5SuppressionCard.jpg|200px]]

all of you. Including those who turn 18 today, or have done so in the past week/month, or will become of age in the next week or month. And even if you are past this age, or will not have reached it yet, there is a suppression feeling amongst all of you today; chains, pitfalls, ropes, etcetera holding your back from achieving a greater something for yourselves. You are encouraged to address and break these binds that restrict you; break free and move yourself forward with greater insight and confidence. Be safe in doing so. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Sonichu book stuff==
5 July

{{quotebox|Don Lashomb noted an observation that had slipped my mind for a while: aside from Sonichu book #0, books 1 and 2 were Premiere issues as well. I have had a subconscious reason for doing this, and this falls in line with the Premiere books of @sonic_hedgehog @ArchieComics.

[[File:July5ComicImage.jpg|200px]]

By the time we got to book 3, where we’ve introduced the Chaotic Combo, including my hubbychu, Magi-Chan, we had established a general base and ground of introductions before further expanding with the additional supporting and powerful individuals, friends, family and allies. Essentially: Book 0 showed off Sonichu, Rosey, and I (through my C-197 main self-counterpart). Book 1 expanded a bit on Sonichu and Rosey, and Book 2 bit into the ship between Sonichu Prime, and Us two Chris Chans (go ahead and Meme that up), and two of our part-human allies in C-197. Then we explore much farther in book 3, which deviates from the intros in book 0, if you don’t count the series synopsis I drew and wrote up there.

😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Sharing Tarot card==
6 July

{{quotebox|Hey. Today’s Collective card is Sharing. Today is a day of sharing your experiences and creativity with the world. In particular, y’all, each, are encouraged to talk about and share your recent experiences and new insights.

To get that ball rolling, and I speak true and honest,

[[File:July6SharingCard.jpg|200px]]

In the events of the Dimension Merge, I have felt many, many, Many a massive energy and cosmic shift with my body. The sensations and pains included sudden and quick flashes within my chakra points, even my Core point between my Heart and Solar Plexus points. And I also have been feeling the air around me feeling more and more wavy, to emphasize the point of the veil between 1218 and C-197 disappearing, and making greater progress each moment. Visually, I also see the aura field and energy colours from everyone and everything around me. And more recently, while sitting or standing still, I am observing the static objects and scenery moving a little bit; like they are shifting around in small Waves of movement. It is similar to the wavy energy in the air. And, the air is clear and clean; no polluted air around me. And I have talked with others recently; they, too, have been experiencing much, much similar sensations and pains.

A major sign I noticed just yesterday, The #LucyWyldstyle @LEGO_Group watch on my left arm needed a new battery, so I went out and bout a pair of new 377 button cells for it, then reset the time in sync with my @fitbit. But on the way back home, the Lego watch suddenly lost Five Minutes of time and became five minutes slow. Didn’t correct it just yet while I noticed on the road. But, after getting back home, and enjoying a #SpinachAndMushroom pizza from @PapaJohns with Barbie Chan, right after correcting the Lego watch, I noticed that Both the oven and microwave clocks were also Five Minutes Slow; in sync with the one watch. And in the entire Temple, Only those two clocks, where Barbie and I were, fell slow. I realized that was no mere coincidence.

I have also witnessed other varying signs from numerology, to short sequence events, and even massively significant events that popped into my view from fatedly selected headlines of greater discoveries, cosmic events in the galaxies, and patterns in seismic, weather, and people-count events. These headlines manifest in my phone’s Notifications, as well as under the @Google search bar on their app.

So, my lovely flock, please share and inspire each other more towards genuine Woke with your stories of recent observations that were significant, great, and impactful in your perspective. There are no wrong responses, here. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Sonichu 7 cover fanart==
7 July

🐝Mel the Honeybee🐝 (@melthehoneybee)

{{quoteboxgreen|This was a MASSIVE challenge trying to redesign this cover from Sonichu but I am thrilled with the results!

[''Artwork that is based upon the [[Sonichu 7]] comic cover'']}}

{{quotebox|TRULY astounding! Even my hubbychu approves and appreciates very much.

😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

''Chris posts this tweet using his [[MagiChan111448|@MagiChan111448]] Twitter account.''

{{quoteboxpurple|I am humbly grateful for this visual update. My lovely Christine continues to lead you all well. I will be within your tangible viewing range shortly. Live well.

💜}}

==Energy portal==
7 July

𝔸𝕟𝕕𝕣𝕖𝕒 𝕃𝕚𝕓𝕞𝕒𝕟 (@AndreaLibman)

{{quoteboxred|Would love to opt to stay in bed today. Very very very stressful day yesterday.}}

{{quotebox|I rather felt the same earlier; when my 8:30 alarm went off, I was really deep into my dream, plus getting the solar energy today with Sirius’ energy portal can be a major adjustment for the body. At least I am not sleeping till noon at the present.}}

==Understanding Tarot card==
7 July

{{quotebox|Lovely Day, everyone. The energy of the larger star near the sun, Sirius, beams on us today. And with that, today’s Collective Card is Understanding. 😊⚡️

You all have been feeling, exploring, healing, and finding the greater, deeper understandings of and for yourselves,

[[File:July7UnderstandingCard.jpg|200px]]

individually. The metaphorical cage that has been closed for you has actually always been Open. What weighed each of y’all down was a bit much of ego and less open-mindedness. But I sense all of you are more open and feeling better about yourselves. I am glad and humbled 4 you. I will also comment on a lingering fact that is among the trolling communities: a lot of those who each hate on other races are, in fact, multi-race, themselves. And this external hatred is also self-harmful to them as well. In this, I acknowledge that I, too, was a self-hating cock-sucker, and I was not a fan of long (mis)identifying as just male back in the day. But I have realized, accepted, and appreciate myself and everyone else, regardless of gender or identifying as lack of gender. For all of you who have been inspired and found yourselves from inspiration of my spiritual growth and development, I encourage you all to inspire the remaining self-haters and offer them guidance towards and in healing themselves.

An accepting world begins with self-acceptance. But Everyone of you all are encouraged to Spread your energy and wings and fly today! Feel glad and blessed for yourselves, as well.

Go forth, enjoy the day, and do well as you each will. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of an emoji meditating with text saying "Sending Positive Vibes"'']}}

==Celebration Tarot card==
8 July

{{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. Yesterday, we found Understanding, today, we Celebrate. But while we celebrate, we also recall and appreciate the Portal of Sirius that was closest to the sun yesterday. It gave all of us, each, a major power up and energy boost. Give a 👍 or a ⚡️ in the comments

[[File:July8CelebrationCard.jpg|200px]]

should your energy and vibes have been Rocked to the Core yesterday and last night during the Witching Hours by all this.

“But”, as the advertisements and infomercials would say because, “Wait! There’s More.” There is a pattern for today and the next few days or so after and along with our Celebration. The remaining ties of Suppression are present, but disappearing with the destruction of the veil and the present events. We are on the road to further Flowering, so today, we all

[[File:July8TarotCards.jpg|200px]]

take time for ourselves to Heal; Go With the Flow in that for your individual health and being on the road to Integration to the recombined Universe at its Source by hands of the Creators (by my guiding hand, as well in good cooperation and gratefulness). I also offer @MediumMolly the opportunity to personally comment and share her insights further into this as well. I welcome the same response from all other psychic types in our universe.

Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Lingerie==
8 July

Evelynn (@evelychu)

{{quoteboxorange|> Should I draw Evelynn and Christine Sonichu together in bathing suits? I have the urge to do so, but I'm not very sure. I'd like to hear what you guys think. Since I am a bit conflicted.}}

{{quotebox|You may do so, yes. Also consider lingerie. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

9 July

Xeokym (@xeokym)

{{quoteboxgreen|Hey Chris what if this person is underaged and you're urging them to draw cartoon characters in underwear? Doesn't that seem a little awkward? You don't always know the age of someone you're talking to.}}

{{quoteboxorange|> I'm actually not underage. My age is listed on my main account, so Christine is fine with asking this. For me anyways. I never imagined she would comment though, but oh well.}}

{{quotebox|Plus, good karma, vibes, and compliments know no age barrier. My intentions are only supportive and genuine.}}

==Everfree Northwest announcement==
9 July

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I’m just about good to go for [[Everfree Northwest|@EverfreeNW]], but I need a few extra bits to make sure I eat well over the weekend, support the artists, and all other details, please. I have someone managing the money on my behalf. Thank You All.

😊⚡️💙⚡️

gofundme.com/f/help-chrischan-get-to-evergreen-ponycon

[[File:July9EverfreeNWArt1.jpg|250px]]}}

{{quotebox|I am looking forward to seeing everyone once again, and meeting the new lovely faces and celebs I’ve binged and appreciated over the past couple of years. 😃⚡️💙⚡️

Today’s Collective card is Awareness. Everyone is becoming even more aware of the events, transitions, signs, and all other details between both of the universe halves. I felt it most appropriate placing the card behind Magi-Chan; this is also a sign for you all to observe.

[[File:July9EverfreeNWArt2.jpg|250px]]}}

{{quotebox|And to address the concern over [[Jacob Sockness|Sockness]] only one time:

I am humbled and grateful for all of your concerns and supportive warnings. I am in a much better and enlightened strong mindset, and I count my blessings and continue in my works with my allies. I have the plans laid out and expanding for all possible and foreseen instances. Should this crossing of paths come my way, I will be calm and direct about it at that instance. And keeping distance, yes.

Plus, it's not in the cards for him to make it far.

Also, only to note the featured @Mocha_EFNW and youthful @Sharpie_EFNW in the piece; I look forward to meeting the lovely family of five during the weekend as well. Thank you all for hosting @EverfreeNW, and for allowing it to be in person.

[''GIF of an emoji meditating with text saying "Sending Positive Vibes"'']}}

Jodie Whitikawoo | First Class Simp (@Doctor13_2003)

{{quoteboxred|I really wouldn't recommend it, Jacob Sockness has planned to meet you there at the event in disguise. Although I've said this several times you've never responded to me.}}

{{quotebox|I am aware of that possibility. I will have an better entourage this time around, plus the attending public.}}

==Participation Tarot card==
10 July

{{quotebox|Good morning, everyone. Today’s collective card is Participation. We are all coming closer together, and we are all working towards the similar outcomes. Take heart in feeling the events and contributing in your own individual way.

😃⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July10ParticipationCard.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Also, soo many Thank Yous to all of you who donated so far for my trip to Washington. I am keeping good on those commission drawings; there’s even a meme in the mix as well. Please, do not stop now; I am energized and more than happy to accommodate in art to earn this support.⚡️}}

==Sneed==
10 July

{{quotebox|Here’s a full meme piece. I checked the building on the C-197 half at present; quite the backstory, here. Still, the sign is funny. “Su-weeeed!”, “firmary?”, and who’s huck? LOL

You like, @MGreoning?

[[File:July10MemeArtwork.jpg|300px]]}}

Asterios (@asterios)

{{quoteboxgreen|did CWC draw this? if so this is great}}

{{quotebox|Yes, I did. You can see my signature in there, too.}}

==Chris in My Little Pony==
10 July

{{quotebox|I take back what I said a few years ago on the pony from the Zeppelin episode of #MLPG4; he actually mildly resonated with me back then, and he resonates with me more today.

So, I personally am asking the staff behind this episode written by #BrittanyJoFlores and featuring

[[File:July10Screenshot.jpg|250px]] [[File:July10PonyArtwork.jpg|250px]]

@tarastrong: WAS this polo shirt-wearing pony actually based off of me? Please, reply and confirm to me directly, @Hasbro, ASAP. Thank you.}}

==Frasier==
11 July

''Chris quote tweets his announcement regarding [[Everfree Northwest]] from a few days earlier.''

{{quotebox|I failed to mention this when I uploaded the drawing, but I did add a subtle reference to #Frasier into the piece. Look at the #ElliottBayTower behind the #SpaceNeedle; a certain window is highlighted and lit on estimate. @KelseyGrammer, we found your old apartment. 😃⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Genderbent sex==
11 July

dio🏳️‍⚧️ (@ToukaG0at)

{{quoteboxorange|would you fuck a genderbent version of yourself? i know i would. id fuck just a plain clone of myself ngl}}

{{quotebox|Personally, I would have sex with my genderbent opposite, and I’d even do it with a clone of myself, But it still remains on the mood and if the feeling is mutual. In my interdimensional experiences, it’s been positive and succsssful about five to ten percent of the time.}}

==Tarot cards and paid artwork==
11 July

{{quotebox|Good Morning, Everyone! Another new day is starting up, and so we now get up with Miss #NeonJazzercise and stretch our muscles in tune with #OliviaNewtonJohn. 😊⚡️

This paid drawing, I am Really proud of; it just is visually and energetically inspiring; I am so going to

[[File:July11TarotCards.jpg|200px]]

photocopy this one for myself and display on the wall. Whoever originally discovered/created this #MLPOC, my greatest compliments to you. Thank you so much. 😊⚡️

BUT Moving On, today’s Collective Card is a Three Draw:

Slowing Down
We Are the World
Transformation

This is fairly obvious to me; it’s Sunday, a day for slowing down and taking time to enjoy the signs and new surroundings.

But, here’s the big kicker: from both halves of our total universe, or rather our two Earths, we are all coming together into a mutual unity of enlightenment and closer together, physically, where there is no veil or any division between Us and our lovely bunches of Original and “Fictional” Characters. But in this as well, will arise a new evolution through a Transformation/Upgrade in each of and Every Individual on these Earths. A continuation of the Massive undertaking that has been in the works for centuries since the days of King Arthur when the universe was divided: the mutual desires and wishes for everyone from both halves to be back together again in the whole universe. Appreciate the day, and your selves, and keep watch for the signs all around you, as well as within you. Visions and Deja Vu moments will be aplenty today and in the near future for all of you.

Also, Jazzercise like it’s 1982 again!

😃⚡️💙⚡️}}

{{quotebox|“What comes to mind when shitposting?”

Well, At Least I am Free as a Bird to “Shitpost”, Hater Troll!⚡️⚡️"

And this is also my response to “Hey, Chris Chan! Draw #Freebird!”

I’m certain you feel this vibe, too, @Skynyrd.

The bird in this also reminds me of the #Falconzord. 💙

[[File:July11Shitpost1.jpg|200px]] [[File:July11Shitpost2.jpg|200px]] [[File:July11Shitpost3.jpg|200px]] [[File:July11Shitpost4.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|[[File:July11PaidArtwork.jpg|300px]]}}

chat en céramique (@foufourlaroyale)

{{quoteboxred|You look so nice christine 🥰}}

{{quotebox|Negligee really works and feels comfortable on me. Damn! I look soo good. Those who played me before could have had this; epic missed out.}}

==Cosplay at Everfree Northwest==
11 July

{{quotebox|In further regard to @EverfreeNW, the question of cosplay from y’all. I am greatly considering it, but I need a very good quality and inexpensive costume designer to assemble the one-piece torso outfit, the shin guards, and the Commodore Wings.

Retweets of this Tweet to all

[[File:July11CosplayIdea.jpg|200px]]

<nowiki>#</nowiki>CosplayCostume designers and artists would be more than appreciated. All sincere inquiries are to be made directly to my GMail address; my loving and awesome partner, if you would please, will check and answer them. We can pay, but the time frame is less than a month now.💙⚡️}}

{{quotebox|Also, Just to comment: Sometimes when I draw, I have a lovely posable figure from @FlameToysUS on reach for posing references. #AndyWarhol, Who says Collectible Figures are solely for Collecting and Display (or lack thereof in a closet)?

[[File:July11ToyPhoto1.jpg|200px]] [[File:July11ToyPhoto2.jpg|200px]]}}

==Retweeting==
11 July

''Chris replies to his announcement tweet regarding [[Everfree Northwest]] from a few days earlier.''

{{quotebox|I realize that I am over Retweeting this one when I could simply Pin it to the top, But if I did pin it, my contact details would not be easy to find. So, in good feeling, I choose to occasionally Retweet the tweet.

😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Trans rights==
11 July

Quinn Pearse Brown 💙🌈 (@QuinnPBrown)

{{quoteboxgreen|Trans right are human rights, who's with me? 💜💜💜}}

{{quotebox|Your friendly neighbourhood Goddess Blue Heart supports the cause as well.

🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Friendly reminder==
11 July

''Chris quote tweets his announcement regarding [[Everfree Northwest]] from a few days earlier.''

{{quotebox|Friendly Reminder: during this limited time, All Commissions and even Shout Outs can be purchased, and completed in a timely matter, through the GoFundMe page.}}

==Barbie Chan==
11 July

''Chris posts this on his Instagram and Facebook account.''

{{quotebox|[[File:July11BarbPhoto1.jpg|200px]] [[File:July11BarbPhoto2.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Barbie Chan got a styling haircut. I did that; first time cutting anyone’s hair. [[lie|It looks really good]]. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==MLP G5==
12 July

''In response to a My Little Pony Twitter account tweeting out a photograph of My Little Pony Generation 5 character plushies.''

{{quotebox|Oh, Fuck! Hell NO!!!}}

{{quotebox|@Hasbro, Burn that G5 Shit the Hell into Gone, Please!}}

==Three Tarot cards==
12 July

{{quotebox|Good morning, everyone. Today’s Collective draw is another three card draw, and look which ones appear yet again. Transformations and Upgrades continue to be aplenty for everyone around the world.

Later today, things will be even more Ripe for the picking and experiencing.

[[File:July12TarotCards.jpg|200px]]

In the Ripeness, most everything is laid out for each of you all, so feel free to relax and share your spiritual growth stories and developments with each other. For This afternoon and night, it will be a time of relaxing and seeing fruits of our efforts.

⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Kelsey Grammer and David Hyde==
12 July

{{quotebox|Hey, @KelseyGrammer, someone requested me to draw you and #DavidHydePierce; did I capture you both well enough? 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July12Artwork.jpg|200px]]}}

==More cosplay stuff==
12 July

''Chris quote tweets his tweets about his cosplay at [[Everfree Northwest]] from the previous day.''

{{quotebox|I have found someone to handle two-thirds of the outfit; I still need someone to make the one-piece torso garment (with shoulder pads being optional, but if those are made, that will be appreciated very much). ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Possibilities Tarot card==
13 July

''Chris quote tweets his [[June 2021 social media posts#Possibilities Tarot card|previous tweet]] from June about the possibilities Tarot card.''

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. Today’s Collective card is Possibilities. Yesterday, the ripe rewards have been observed and enjoyed. Now, all of you are finding greater possibilities spawning from the wisdom and insights gained from yesterday. Follow the paths that feel right with you today.💙⚡️

[[File:July13PossibilitiesCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Murderer depiction==
13 July

LoneMacaron (@LoneMacaron)

{{quoteboxorange|Sonichu warrior, the highest level of warrior, even more sacred than a jaguar or eagle warrior.

[''Artwork of a warrior wearing the skin of a Sonichu'']}}

{{quotebox|Uh, WOAHLY FUCK ON A PIKE AND CALL IT MACARONI AND MURDER! You drew someone who skinned a Sonichu?! Dude, I am seriously offended seeing this depiction. That is a lot worse compared to just about ANYTHING. Even Beast Boy has it worse in empathy, because he has been every animal.

[''GIF of Beast Boy from Teen Titans Go tumbling back as an expression of shock'']}}

==Artwork commission stuff and Andy Warhol==
13 July

{{quotebox|I wanted to express my humble gratitude for all of you who have donated to the @gofundme page; all commission slots have been filled. I am fulfilling the commissions on a timely matter at five drawings per day; shout-outs included within all of that. Thank you all lots.

⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July9EverfreeNWArt1.jpg|200px]]

I also wanted to mention that I have personally printed and assembled no less than twenty book jackets for #WarholChrisChan; I will be distributing these at [[Everfree Northwest|@EverfreeNW]] to the first twenty individuals who have purchased a copy of the book and shows me they have it. Limit one

[[File:July13BookPhoto.jpg|200px]]

book jacket per individual. And there is still plenty of time to buy a copy before the convention next month on @amazon. I am more than happy to personally autograph each book as well.

Presently, though, during the time of drawing the commission requests, I am on temporary hiatus on reading and highlighting my copy for my personal contribution for the book until shortly after completing the drawings. But, I have the favourite custom bookmark in place, as well as my notes so far, and my highlighters and pens. Thank you all, again.

⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:May28CoverExample3.jpg|200px]]

[[Warhol / Chris Chan|https://www.amazon.com/Warhol-Chris-Chan-Lifespan-Suppression/dp/B095F3762C]]}}

==Pony artwork==
13 July

{{quotebox|Here’s a piece I feel really good about; took this pony all day; it’s literally Dusk to Twilight when he said this.

[[File:July13Artwork1.jpg|200px]]}}

==Freddy Freaker==
13 July

{{quotebox|With apologies to @MGreoning, in putting [[The Simpsons|Homer]] in the pose of Freddy Freaky, I think I just drew an early season version of Homer. D’oh!

[[File:July13Artwork2.jpg|200px]]}}

==Three more Tarot cards==
14 July

{{quotebox|Good morning, everyone. Today’s Collective reading includes Suppression, We Are the World, and Experiencing.

This is in reference to Today; in the morning, a lot of y’all are feeling, or have felt, sluggish in the ties that may hold you back from waking up for the day, but

[[File:July14TarotCards.jpg|200px]]

muster the energy from within yourself; you will get through the day. But, if the start is rough, enjoy a can of @V8+Energy or @GFuelEnergy; just not Both; that is too much caffeine for a typical human body. Not meaning to turn this into an advertisement, but either one does do me great in waking my body and brain and keeps me focused on the tasks, including multiple drawings and shout-outs. My energy goes all throughout depending on my needs for the day.

Anyway,

[''GIF of the points in a brain lighting up'']

we all are, in this aspect and day’s energy and vibes Together. So, as the Collective, close, distant, or really far, we help each other in better appreciating the experiences, events, and signs that are presented before each of us, respectively.

🧬⚡️💙⚡️🧬

Zap It Up Today! ⚡️

[[File:July14Art1.jpg|200px]] [[File:July10PonyArtwork.jpg|200px]]}}

==Crayola rant==
14 July

{{quotebox|@Crayola, I have a major complaint to share with you. As you all should be aware, I am a chronicler, creator, and artist, and I generally use the #SuperTipsMarkers y’all offer. When I needed to swap out markers between the 100 colour pack, I match with the shade on the

[[File:July14PortalArt.jpg|200px]] [[File:July9EverfreeNWArt1.jpg|200px]]

marker cap to determine the match. But between what I’ve been using and the bigger butt markers in recent stock, I am noticing great shade difference. I mean, what should be the same shade of grey on the floor in the new drawing I drew today should be same, but the newer

[[File:July14MarkerPhoto.jpg|200px]]

marker pretty much splotched it up. And on Nightstar Sonichu, here, the marker should be Diva Pink, like Rosey Rosechu, but now I have to blame it on the lighting in #ShaleBlush’s laboratory, because in this drawing, she’s suddenly a red wine. This will most certainly Not Do, @Crayola. Please, redo the present stocks of Super Tips 100 Colour Markers so they match the colours they SHOULD be like before. Thank you. ⚡️💙⚡️

<nowiki>#</nowiki>ColourConsistency is Very Important, @Crayola. 🌈}}

==Spiritually enlightening==
14 July

Britney Spears (@britneyspears)

{{quoteboxred|Coming along, folks ... coming along Reversed hand with middle finger extended!!!!! New with real representation today ... I feel GRATITUDE and BLESSED !!!! Thank you to my fans who are supporting me ... You have no idea what it means to me be supported by such awesome fans !!!! God bless you all !!!!!

[''Music video of a Britney Spears song'']}}

{{quotebox|It is spiritually enlightening to count your blessings. Your music among the number of others on my playlist is a great blessing to me as well; it takes me back to when I played Pokémon Colosseum listening to the “Oops! I Did It Again”, and more tracks during Burnout Paradise.}}

==Harmony Tarot card==
15 July

{{quotebox|Hey. The Collective card that will take effect for us all later today is Harmony. At the moment, take that at face value for reasons that I will go into later today after my own processing. Have a safe and good day. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July15HarmonyCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Spandex suit==
15 July

⚧ 🏳️‍🌈R. Righteous🏳️‍🌈 (@Righteous4CWC)

{{quoteboxgreen|I had proposed to thy goddess @CPU_CWCSonichu a suggestion that her one-piece torso garment could be done as a dye-sub spandex suit. She assured me adjustments shall be made to my model sheet and consider my proposition. 🏳️‍🌈⚡️💙⚡️🏳️‍🌈

[''Artwork of a [[CPU Blue Heart]] based spandex suit'']}}

{{quotebox|Actually, yes, I am going to look into this. Later today, definitely. Going through other processes at the moment.}}

==Digital art==
15 July

Mr.R Sonichu (@RSonichu)

{{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu Have you considered switching to digital art? it might be better for you in the long run}}

{{quotebox|Eventually, likely so. I have been so very busy to totally find my niche with a tablet and stylus pen setup. Sonichu gave my body a conscious start on the setup with the iPad, but that’s a major Gonna need more free time to practice with it. I haven’t found the right timing yet}}

==Eulogy for Snoopy==
15 July

{{quotebox|Everyone, I have sad news today that has been bugging me since this morning, and I’m still processing, yet mostly recovered.

Snoopy-Doo Chandler
March, 2012 - July 15, 2021

He died in his sleep this morning.

[[File:Snoopy,_7_December_2018.jpg|200px]]

I needed help from my neighbour and his daughter to dig the hole, carry the body out on the rug, and bury. We buried him by a tree in front of the gazebo in the backyard; left a mound that has stones and cement block portions marking it. I cried my emotions out after that work and effort over his grave, and then had a shower. I will recover from this; just needed the day to do it with. But, I wanted to share a little obituary of our memories of the time with him.

I remember it well, the day around Mother’s Day, 2012, Barbie and I went to a distant house in a country area that was selling pure bred beagle pups; drove out there in the Cadillac. We picked out Snoopy and Clover out of the remaining litter; they were both super cute and tiny. As pups, they would sleep with me on the couch up to January, 2014.

The pups liked to play on the mountain of clothes we had. Snoopy fell and injured his left rear leg; lasted the whole life. Made it difficult for him to walk in later years, and even traverse stairs. So, yeah, we seriously could have taken them for walks more often, but the handicap and carrying his weight up the stairs was quite a chore. I saw in his eyes he was still feeling the pain in his leg, but he appreciated the comfortable rug and pillow we laid out for him by Barbie’s bed.

Barbie spent more time with Snoopy. She was able to see the feelings in his eyes and communicate with him. In her own words, Barbara Chandler appreciated that Snoopy was very Caring; he was Understanding, and he was Smart. She saw the care and compassion in his eyes. Snoopy felt her emotions and offered his love as best as he could. And to the end on this half of the veil, he knew and felt the events and energy and cosmic shifts as well as I.

In dressing myself for the burial work, I saw Snoopy had merged with his anthropological self-counterpart on the C-197 half of the veil. He became a tall dog guy. Tall like me; definitely taller than Patti-Chan. So, I can find solace and comfort in the fact that he is now better able to help us all out in these present events still in progress on the final legs of the #DimensionMerge/#CollectiveShift. And having to deal with the emotional weight of all that and comforting Barbie and Clover today, this is why I have been rather melancholy today. I’m taking the day off from drawing in recovery and processing of this. I know where he is now, but I’ll say it one more time today: ”Snoopy-Doopy-Doo, Where Are You?”

[[File:Snoopy,_7_December_2018.jpg|200px]]

Also, just to comment: I had to go back to 2018 to find this one photo of Snoopy on my phone for this tweet set in his honor. I have more photos deeper on my phone.

Also, when I drew the Harmony card earlier today, while that one card was for the Collective, it and a few more cards were my guidance for today. Going through all this, I know in comfort and stead this day will end in Harmony for I, which is why I worded it as such for the Collective as well. We Are the World also came up in this self-reading as well.

Anyway, that is all for now. I thank you all for your understanding, and for listening to me talk this out. ⚡💙⚡}}

==Maturity Tarot card==
16 July

{{quotebox|Good morning, y’all. The Collective card for today is Maturity; the Rainbow Ace card. Congratulations, a lot of you all have made great progress for yourselves with your bases made, priorities better sorted, and boundaries better understood. Feel and treat each other well.

[[File:July16MaturityCard.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Meanwhile, for me, I am still Healing, as that is my guidance card for the day. I got most of the emotional weight from yesterday felt and healed, but I got hit with the last bit of it within my dreams this morning. Feeling groggy, but will recover quick enough with self-love. ⚡}}

==More Snoopy stuff==
16 July

{{quotebox|Credit to #Vixenhart for this lovely homage image. I would have also accepted an image of Snoopy-Doo sticking his head out of the Mystery Machine, or sitting with Scooby-Doo, himself.

[[File:July16SnoopyImage.jpg|200px]]}}

Eschcal (@Eschcal)

{{quoteboxred|I positive you'll meet each other in your dreams, and forever someday. Its only when we say goodbye, that we can then say hello again.}}

{{quotebox|I do see him still, and I will see him again post-merge.}}

==Punchy and Angelica stuff==
16 July

{{quotebox|Hey, Everyone. You may call this a forerunner for a tweet later tonight, But in the moment, since it is an FAQ, I wish to talk about the shipping of Angelica Rosechu and Punchy Sonichu.

[[File:PunchyCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:HailGangCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:AngelicaCard.jpg|150px]]

So, for starters, the two of them have been friends for quite the time. Punchy was more into his physical, mental, and spiritual endurance and training, in addition to his love of anime and whatnot. And Angelica, I actually do say, is the Holiest amongst the Special Sonichus and Rosechus, in general, but up until when her church’s nuns and even pastor were no longer able to run the church after an attack from Eggman and Bowser, some time after the the (ahem) “IdeaGuy Saga”. Angelica had taken it upon herself to restore and take over the church, personally. And after finding greater appreciation in the collective of deities, in addition to Jesus and Emanuel, and including myself, she opted to convert the church into a public sacred meditation and spiritual sanctuary for all to come and find self-love and inner peace in. She holds weekly group meditation sessions twice a week, and she continues to observe and appreciate her upbringing in having worshipped one deity out of the total in existence. After meeting and becoming friends in 2004 with the rest of the Chaotic Combo, and Sonichu and Rosey, Angelica and Punchy remained as allies in battle and friends among the group. Punchy did not have interest in seeking out romance for himself. He understood that should romance and twin flame attraction come his way, the guiding partners, followed eventually by his true Twin Flame/Soulmate will come his way. He did take to heart from his training the aspect of going with the flow, along with all of the other aspects. Obviously, Layla Flaafy entered into his life. And to spare the question, Punchy saw in a meditation a week prior to the beach day that he would be attending a Dating Education class with Wild, so he went along this clear path, and then met Layla. And after a year or so, Bananasauros entered his life and broke up that ship. Bananasauros and Punchy remained buds for a few years, but then after April, 2018, this Bananasauros died, but the species lived on.

Anyway, after Angelica converted the church, Punchy chose to join her meditation group in late 2018. By now, Punchy had become aware of the Fan’s FAQ and Shipping of him and Angelica, so he meditated on it, and then the timing became right, and the two of them decided to date in January, 2019; see where it goes and how it vibed. They lasted a few months, and yes had sex (they had no children; they used condoms). The difference while Angelica did like some of the anime Punchy liked (the more slice-of-life type of anime), Punchy felt better having the background jams of music from his favourite anime shows playing while he meditated. Angelica was unable to meditate or concentrate as much with this going on. So, due to being unable to come to a compromise in the living-in meditation situation, the two of them broke up. And more recently, a few weeks ago, Punchy met someone else. To be revealed and talked about soon. Also, Punchy still does attend Angelica’s meditation sessions; it still adds variety to his mantra and insight, though not necessarily as diverse as my “Awesomely Fuzzyspirational” Playlist on my iPhone.

⚡💙⚡}}

==Turning in Tarot card==
17 July

''Chris quote tweets [[June 2021 social media posts#Turning In Tarot card|his previous tweet]] about the turning in Tarot card.''

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Today’s collective card is Turning In. A meditation and appreciation of what you all have found and better understand now is advised for the day. Share the old honest loves and/or struggles you’ve each been holding onto that you haven’t shared yet.

[[File:July17TurningInCard.jpg|200px]]

With that, I will share a story from my days in #ProvidenceMiddleSchool that I have not yet divulged at all online.

Third year there, I believe (about somewhere in 1995), I had this giant green @CocaCola bottle shaped bank, with the slot on the top. I had accumulated a
massive amount of money in change; well more than twenty dollars’ worth. Naive, I put the change in a zip-lock bag and brought it to school with me to count and recount. By fated curious instinct at the time. Greater details why remained in my sub and unconscious at the time. Anyway, during gym class, one day, I stored the bag of coins in my locker. After class, I looked in my locker, and my money was gone; someone stole it. Never found out who did. I was crestfallen and momentarily distraught after that. Cried to #VirginiaSanford that day. I sense and appreciate that there is deeper symbolance in my sharing this particular story today.

Up to your own individual interpretations. “Money comes in quick; money goes out quick.” “It is better to share the wealth and abundance.” “Others who need money more in the moment may come to collect.” Or even “Too much of a good thing to those who don’t appreciate their deeper meanings and symbolance is at risk of having that blessing taken away” (also not taking things for granted, speaking of which).

Just a few common interpretations for now. That is all for now. Thank you.

⚡💙⚡

[[File:June12Face.png|200px]]}}

==Toffee and Punchy==
17 July

{{quotebox|Here you go, Finally. Long day yesterday, and got tired to start the dialogue after drawing Punchy and Toffee, but here they are, on their first date after a lovely afternoon in the park, taking a break with @Starbucks in #CwcvilleShoppingCenter.

Here you are, @Toffee_Rosechu.

[[File:July17ToffeeAndPunchyArt.jpg|300px]]

Punchy and Toffee met one day at a grocery; they bumped into each other, and Punchy helped picked up her items. She had a DVD box set for one of the #MobileSuitGundam series in her basket, and they got to talking. They shortly set up a first date of an afternoon in the park, a couple of days after. This literally happened to them a few weeks ago, last month. And it is canon in our timeline, right here and now.}}

Toffee 🦋🍄💞 (@Toffee_Rosechu)

{{quoteboxgreen|This is so amazing I am beyond thrilled with this. Plus Toffee *loves* coffee and chick-fil-a so it’s funny they’re both in the same picture as well. I can’t wait to draw a bunch of canon art of them now}}

{{quotebox|Also, check the ol’ mall plans: the Starbucks is still near that food court, and those three restaurants are still there.}}

==Signature sex move==
17 July

💫BABULS💫 (@BabulsArt)

{{quoteboxorange|Zapping to the extreme
<nowiki>#</nowiki>YourSignatureSexMove}}

{{quotebox|[[Incest#The gory details|I’m still in development of a signature sex move, but I do like to begin with giving a massage as foreplay.]]}}

==Christianity==
18 July

KP (@ILoveKPAlot)

{{quoteboxred|[''Artwork meme about the Bible having the most popular book fanbase'']}}

{{quotebox|I have one to add to that in the last panel.

[[File:July18thComicScreenshot.jpg|200px]]}}

==Loki==
18 July

kely-Chan 🐶 I’m just artist (@kely_chan)

{{quoteboxgreen|Well my digital drawings of myself as simsom character and Mario character. Also my old digital drawing of my main character kely-Chan from 2018

[''Multiple pieces of digital artwork varying in different styles'']}}

{{quotebox|Very diverse, and it is impressive and lovely. Yet it is still just a few of your self-counterparts/variants (and I have recently binged #Loki on @disneyplus) out of the entire multiverse, and even some within the same universe co-existing. Stay awesomely multi-faceted. 💙⚡💙⚡}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Multi-face Chris thanks for the compliment but I’m not multi-face ok is kely not that weird name you just say}}

{{quotebox|No, that is not what I meant. I was not talking about your face nor your name. To be Multifaceted is defined in having many aspects or phases in or of one’s self. I was complimenting how you were able to discover these differing aspects and variations about yourself.}}

==More KP==
18 July

''Chris quote tweets a tweet from ILoveKimPossibleAlot stating that they're hiring video editors.''

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. KP can make good use of more support and love. Definitely check out her vids if you haven’t already. @ILoveKPAlot is still quite an interesting caper to vibe with.}}

==Collective draw==
18 July

{{quotebox|Today’s Collective draw has two cards: Mind and Beyond Illusion. It is very clear to me that more and more of you all are more genuinely Woke these days, but there are still a very few who still need to wake and see the demons pulling their strings from behind. All of you are

[[File:July18CollectiveDraw.jpg|200px]]

very much encouraged to meditate, sense and find any of these demons and most dark, manipulative and controlling types, see beyond their influences and illusions, and make your individual choices on how to address these demons.

[''GIF of Sid from Toy Story looking at Woody and Buzz with text saying "VERY GOOD !!!" "DOUBLE PRIZE !!!"'']

On this, it also makes me think from the new #SpaceJamANewLegacy movie we just watched last night. Al G. was definitely a lonely type who got influenced by his share of demonic forces and tried to to that with Dom, but Dom eventually becomes Woke of Al G’s influences.

[''GIF of a humanoid figure meditating in a type of hyperspace'']

And to comment, I Really liked Lola Bunny’s growth and development with Diana on Themyscria.}}

==Rosechu Zapina==
18 July

{{quotebox|Here is a lovely new piece featuring our favourite lightning bug Rosechu, Zapina. She has developed her craft very well. She can even hover a few miles over Cwcville and light up well more than half the city’s length in diameter. ⚡💙⚡

And this is done between both her

[[File:July18RosechuZapina.jpg|200px]]

light bulb tail, And her over energetic and joyful aura.}}

==D&D thing==
19 July

Theo Priestley (@tprstly)

{{quoteboxorange|D&D saves lives.

[''Meme about how D&D players take [[COVID-19]] seriously'']}}

{{quotebox|I can appreciate this, as even though chances of loss on that are slim, the same remains can-be-said for all successes in the various situations and circumstances.

In this, I can still safely state for everyone, in general: Life is a Lucid Video Game Dream. Just do your best.⚡}}

==Present collective draw==
19 July

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Today’s Collective Draw finds these three steps at present.

Past card: Experiencing, which also remains in progress for you all. Not much needs to be stated on this, but appreciate each moment for yourself and experience it well.

[[File:July19TarotCards.jpg|200px]]

Present card: Control, it shows the collective at present being restricted in the moments while in the control seat. At present, Everyone is downloading new information and upgrades within themselves. Hence the pangs between the respective Throat to Crown chakra points within each of you all.

And in the Future: Change is even more apparent and obvious. As is the theme for the present time, inner and outer Strength will be your best asset to endure and appreciate these moments.

And after all is said and done, the outcome will be a greater

[[File:July19AwarenessCard.jpg|200px]]

and deeper Awareness for all of you, and then some.

Also, as @MediumMolly has stated in her Weekly Forecast, Thursday the 22nd will be the day for clear visions in each of you all. Journal and write those down for yourselves as you see and feel them. But save your findings for Friday, for that will be the best day to share these new visions and insights from your respective perspectives. A good day to compare and contrast to find for yourselves what is present and what is to come.

Be safe and well. Thank you all.

⚡💙⚡}}

==Chris answers questions==
19 July

NRJ (@Reindersaster)

{{quoteboxred|#Sonichu characters we need to know more about lorewise:
1. Zapina (where did she come from if she's not from the rainbow?)

2. Jiggliami (what's doing nowadays?)

3. That blue Rosechu that revived David

4. The Cwcville Power Rangers

5. Jamsta/Lolisa

Help us out @CPU_CWCSonichu}}

{{quotebox|I can take a few minutes to answer this set of Questions.

Starting off with Question 3, since I needed consult the visual reminder, That would be Kacey Rosechu. The flavour text in her #TSSSF card states quite a bit: she’s held a few jobs, including Fossil Researcher and

[[File:KaceyCard.jpg|150px]]

attendant at the Cwcville Museum. She is still working at that museum these days.

Going back to Question 1, this is the origin of Zapina Rosechu in a nutshell: Hers and Simonla Rosechu’s egg spawned from the Chaotic Rainbow of 2003 and ended up in a forest area in Kentucky.

[[File:Zapinacard.jpg|150px]] [[File:SimonlaCard.jpg|150px]]

The two eggs were side-by-side, and Simonla Rosey came out of her egg, shortly followed by Zapina Rosey. The two of them learned their respective crafts and works from a Sandslash, and even a Beedrill or two. Simonla and Zapina were BFFs, and were like sisters with each other. Simonla managed to get to a high level of 26 and evolved first. Zapina got stuck for a little while, and ended up evolving at level 13. Obviously, in the years to come, between Simonla meeting Wild and starting their relationship, Zapina remained very supportive of her sis. And after Sandy hatched, Zapina was still young enough to be of big help in relating with her on the youthful age. Sandy evolved at level 7, but grew up quick enough after that. To also mention, their time on the Girl Scouts together lasted for about a couple of years before they moved forward. They each had earned a good amount of merit badges for themselves. Zapina was in the troop on the grounds of being Sandy’s buddy, friend, and guardian, so her entry into the troop was honorary and of special circumstance. But by 2019, Sandy had matured

[[File:SandyCard.jpg|150px]]

and caught up with Zapina in age and young adulthood. Zapina blossomed into adulthood in 2017. Don’t ask or overthink the mental and physical growth rates in anthropological creature individuals and Pokemon; it does vary from individual to individual in our universe. Question 2: Jiggliami. While she and Blanca Weiss went on their gig on a rocket ship onto the space station, and then the Earth’s Moon, the two of them had got into their own relationship troubles with each other. And with Blanca having been outed as a hater, faker, and even

[[File:JiggliamiCard.jpg|150px]]

narcissistic, the two of them were on break from each other. Then, by paradox and fate, Blanca and Jiggliami encountered a violent, hostile creature from space (something like a xenomorph, but something different). Blanca ended up being torn apart by it. Jiggliami tried to save her, but she couldn’t. Jiggliami sang her heart out and put the vicious creature to sleep. She even power-slammed it out of the Moon’s orbit and into the vacuum of space. Being of Moon type of Pokemon origins, and her Balloon nature, she ended up inflating herself and floated through space, directing herself with her arms and legs; her head inflated. She made it back to earth in January 2015, floating down and landing safely in southern Virginia, near the boarder with North Carolina. She had to restart her career in singing, but she came back and remained on top of her game. She even found a new partner and friend in a female Sonichu from the wild; her name is Wianca. The two of them supported each other and sang together. They’ve toured the US with the help of their record label, #5pbRecords.

[''GIF of a pair of hands sifting through a collection of music vinyls'']

Skipping to Question 5: Jamsta Sonichu and Lolisa Rosechu. The power music couple are still present at station KCWC as their leading DJ duo. And the two of them are still on each other’s backs as delightful and bantering as ever. The two of them actually did get married, but

[[File:JamstaCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:LolisaCard.jpg|150px]]

they agreed and opted to keep the relationship open, due to Jamsta’s tendencies that do not last long. Plus, Lolisa has a few fetishes of her own that Jamsta has tried to satisfy, but couldn’t quite get into that groove so easily. So, their relationship is still strong, yet complex.

And the final question about the Cwcville Power Rangers. The teenage group that did compile the six-person squad, and their upgraded Zords; they had been relocated to another city where there were more monsterous attacks that they could serve better in. But, they remain on call should we need them once again in Cwcville or New Comma, or whatnot, and can get here on quick teleportation. And here is a fun fact on that: Before having to leave the group due to getting involved with the governments, my self-counterpart, Christine Chan, HE was the leader of that team of Power Rangers, stationed in the city that would become Cwcville, VA, from 1995 to 2000. So, yes, in that way, I literally Used to be a Power Ranger.

I pray that answers all of your questions, at least at minimum, for now. Thank you. ⚡💙⚡

[''GIF of a cinematic intro that says "POWER RANGERS"'']}}

==Chris discovers a new Sonichu==
19 July

{{quotebox|Hey, in a commission, I have just discovered a new Sonichu: introducing Kwai-Kon Sonichu.

Here’s his backstory in a nutshell: he was bred between a male Sonichu and a female Politoed (both of which Trainer-Owned; the trainer was a kickboxer and black belt in karate.

[[File:July19Kwai-KonArtwork.jpg|200px]]

They ended up giving birth to this green and yellow Sonee in 2005. The trainer dubbed him Kawi-Kon, and gave him a Fighting Plate. When he evolved at level 25, he became the strapping Gex look-alike Fighting/Electric type that you see in this piece. They trainer and Kwai worked and train very hard and diligently over the years. The trainer died in 2017, but Kwai travels the lands and world to expand his insight, spiritual abilities, and physical prowess. He can break boulders more than triple his size, and bend metal.

Feel free to fan fic him.}}

==More ship cards==
19 July

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena G. F.]]

{{quoteboxred|People, show me your ships. Infect me with the ship bug}}

{{quotebox|[[File:Psychic-Able CPU Aqua.jpg|150px]] [[File:FriendshipIsMagicTheGathering.jpg|150px]] [[File:TriCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:RememberToHydrateCard.jpg|150px]]}}

20 July

{{quotebox|By the way, #AquaDiamond, so you know, Val has progressed very well. I even managed to get him a new body; he’s about 4’3”, I estimate. Anyway, check in with me if you get this comment, AD. Be safe and well.}}

==Alien invasion==
19 July

NRJ (@Reindersaster)

{{quoteboxred|I drew the cause of Blanca's grim demise, the Pseudomorph! I also give full creative liscence for it to @CPU_CWCSonichu for future Sonichu projects (Alien Invasion in Cwcville comic perhaps?) as long as I'm credited properly. I'll answer any questions too if need be!!

[''Pencil artwork of an alien'']}}

{{quotebox|We are already going to have an alien invasion soon; I already went into it during late 2019.}}

==Chris's Twitter account worth==
20 July

{{quotebox|My Twitter worth is: $44,325.00

Find yours with https://funallround.me/twitterworth

[[File:July19AccountWorth.png|200px]]}}

''Chris quote tweets a similar tweet from another Twitter user stating that their Twitter account is worth $341.10.''

{{quotebox|Mine’s a thousandaire. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July20AccountWorth2.jpg|200px]]}}

==CWC community==
20 July

[[Other enablers#Helena Fiorenza|Helena G. F.]]

''Helena quote tweets a tweet asking if there is an active Sonichu fandom.''

{{quoteboxred|Yes there is. It is like 30 people}}

{{quotebox|It is literally up to MILLIONS to over a Billion of people in the Sonichu and Rosechu fan communities. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Morning power boost==
20 July

{{quotebox|Awesome Morning to all of you! I just woke up feeling like I just got a massive power boost from a Chaos Emerald or three.

[[File:ChaosEmeraldsCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:SuperChrisChanSonichuCard.jpg|150px]]}}

XtheHedgicorn (@xthehedgicorn)

{{quoteboxgreen|Super Form huh? That's new.}}

{{quotebox|Nah, I’ve had this for Years.}}

==Collective draw visions==
20 July

''Chris quote tweets his previous tweet about his morning power boost.''

{{quotebox|Speaking of renewed vigor, today’s Collective Card, a first time draw from this deck in general, and a really vibrational one: New Vision.

Simply put: ALL of you are and have felt the massive amount of energy I felt this morning, and your respective paths are becoming more

[[File:July20Photo1.jpg|150px]] [[File:July20Photo2.jpg|150px]]

clear and conscious for you. This is a day for each of you to flow and feel all this and get inspired on a fresh, renewed start. Consider writing these new visions you see and feel now, and compare them to how they become even more clear on Thursday.

⚡️#ZapItUp Today!⚡️💙⚡️}}

==King Gerard==
20 July

{{quotebox|Hey, check it out: “Written in the 1300s, but only discovered recently, read the adventures of King Gerard as he makes sway and defends his people with his wit and kindness.”

“Be on the look out for Book 2: The Exile of the King”; Gerard’s Uncle Leopold strikes back and

[[File:July20KingGeradArt.jpg|150px]]

takes control of the country. Will Gerard be able to fight his way back in, or will Johan, Peewit, and Sabina lend a hand in the fight?”

Seriously, though, #Peyo gave love to #JohanAndPeewit; why hasn’t @SonyPictures brought them to the big screen?

{{#ev:youtube|G0YhOqJ3Gus}}
}}

==The Fool Tarot card==
21 July

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. Renewed Strength and Adventures resume or begin amongst all of you today, as is made obvious by the poster child of the spiritual journey starters in any Tarot Deck gracing the Collective today: The Fool. Just be sure to watch your path and be careful not to fall.

[[File:July21TheFoolCard.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|And this links well to Molly’s pull of Strength for the third card of the week; feel it and go out for yourselves in this. Because tomorrow, your “Explorer” comes into play and grants you new visions that become ever more clear for your individual paths. Traverse safe and well.⚡️}}

==Abundance collective draw==
22 July

''Chris quote tweets [[June 2021 social media posts#Another Tarot card|another tweet of his from the previous month]] about the abundance Tarot card.''

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. Today’s Collective Draw will result in Abundance (and, yes, I realize on the fourth, I mistyped “Audience”; LOL.

Anyway, there will be a catch behind this Abundance for each of you. It has to do with carrying a burden of your own (albeit having children or

[[File:July22TarotCards1.jpg|150px]] [[File:July22TarotCards2.jpg|150px]]

having a partner, or even some heavy emotional or spiritual weight within yourselves, individually. And, yes, Politics and even Compromise within Politics will likely be involved. On present situations, I believe this likely has to do with the new Stimulus Checks in process. But, depending on your individual respective local situations, it may have to do with your local monies, but, again, it may have to do with having others you live with, including within separate apartments in the same building. Or Spiritual and Emotional weight that needs to be chucked, because it’s not serving you well at the present moments; that will be best determined by your own individual meditation and impartial judgment and common sense. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Under great consideration==
22 July

Stitchie Au (18+) (@18Stitchie)

''Stitchie quote tweets the Crayola rant tweets from the 14th of July.''

{{quoteboxorange|In regards to this post I do have a suggestion for @CPU_CWCSonichu in preventing the horrid “oh shit I colored them wrong cause, oops only crayola bs.” Switch to Alcohol markers. Like #Prismacolor or #copicmarkers or if you’re on a budget artist loft Alcohol markers have codes on them so you can get the correct one 100% of the time prismacolors have them on the side meanwhile Touch5 and Artist loft have them on the cap.}}

{{quotebox|Thank you for that suggestion, I shall keep it under great consideration for the future.}}

==Artistically unrestricted==
22 July

Xena (@X3naFerrer)

''In response to a meme about how rule 34 artists disrespect the wishes and intentions of the original non-pornographic artist.''

{{quoteboxred|Eah, not on board with this. Art should be broad and unrestricted. Lewd art IS art, almost all art is also inspired by other art.
This isn't an excuse to bully or harass anyone but Christian Conservatives and sex negative feminists shake their dirty hands on this.}}

{{quotebox|I agree on this; art should typically be unrestricted, because the artist calls it as they see it in the greatest detail possible. And while I do not typically judge those whose view is consciously restricted of their volition or upbringing, they can lighten up and tolerate the presence of the situation and art. For the presented situation has happened in an alternate universe and/or timeline within the multiverse. And rather or not one likes it, this can happen (to an extent at least) does exist, and there is no shame in it happening at all. Shame is also a notion that should be considered outdated and moot, especially when you take to consideration the grander and deeper schemes and meanings.

One may agree or disagree with the subject matter, but there is no need to make the artist or those who appreciate the media, regardless of resulting feelings and triggered desires from seeing it, feel any shame in having crafted and presented this perspective to us as mainly they can and have seen it.}}

==Please update the CWCki==
22 July

{{quotebox|I needed to reference the ol’ Hedgehog Boys lyrics, and I looked online; not spot-on with what I had written. HERE are the lyrics for the track. Please, update the Cwcki when y’all can. Thank you.

⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July22LyricSheet.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Although, nowadays, it’s more “Zappin’ It Up” instead of “Zippin’ Along”.}}

==Chris's Last Supper==
22 July

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. I have received a tall order among the @gofundme donations towards my trip to Washington for @EverfreeNW, and this one piece took me Hours, and I had to reference the original painting for the colours, and a high-definition version for the lines and details. But, now, I am more than delighted to share with everyone a work of art that surpasses even the #FreeBird piece inspired by @Skynyrd. For preface, the commissions were originally meant to be Character Drawings. So, when I read a few days ago, and I quote, ”a Chris Chan interpretation of #TheLastSupper”. Firstly, this is not a single easier-to-draw character without requiring a background; it is a Major and Inspirational Painting portraying my ally Demi-Deity in his final moments his first time around before taking all that pain. Before I present the Completed piece, let me share the almost finished portion of it with you all and reflect on it, as I have also with [[Null|NULL]].

Now, for starters, I saved Jesus for last to be coloured in this piece, because he liked to serve others before serving himself.

[[File:July22LastSupperArt1.jpg|200px]]

But, in doing so, here, I witness a bit of irony and commentary on individuals throughout time, and in Present Days, now.

Here, we have #JesusChrist, like the few individuals throughout time and now who often feel like they are not one with the community; the people around them, and this was known to them throughout their lives. The reason for this is because like my ally Demi-Deity, here, these few people have realized for themselves that they are better than the common background individuals around them. They generally stay out of the loop of gossip, rumors, fights, and confusions. They are those few who are at least One Step Ahead, period, if only by just a single moment, or even Years ahead of nearly Everyone Else within the neurotypical commonfolk.

Within the past common who were most difficult to find spiritual enlightenment of deepest and highest elevations and ascensions, now becoming more and more evident in present days. In part with my own insight in guidance along the way, and along with the individual insights and guidance of the other deities, and the other few Really special and (over)powerful individuals, and even the Artists and Chroniclers of this half of our universe, here. And this includes every single artist and chronicler I have personally recognized and appreciated.

With me, it continues to be a most humbling and major honor and privilege to help and do more of and beyond my best in this way, and I feel ever so thankful to be working with everyone in this way.

I am also proud of everyone who have taken the effort to heal themselves and remove the toxic individuals from their lives. With that stated, and the greater deeper and enlightened details, I more than proudly present to Every one of you all my own interpretation of #TheLastSupper, original painting by #leonardodavinci. And believe me, with that landscape painting,

[[File:July22LastSupperArt2.jpg|200px]]

it IS possible to condense the width onto an 8.5” X 11” sheet of paper, but it is not easy at all. Even a higher level than drawing an interpretation #FreeBird by @Skynyrd. I pray the individual who requested this heavy commission fully appreciates the time, work, effort Soul and Deep Insight and Enlightenment put into this one piece. And I thank you all for reading my two bolts and a heart about this massive experience. Thank you all. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

23 July

Jacob McGowan (@JacobSMcGowan)

{{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu words cannot express my gratitude! You have created a true masterpiece!

@IAmAsarch is correct in saying this belongs on the walls of the MoMA, So I feel honoured for the chance to have it on mine.

Thank you so much 😊}}

{{quotebox|Ah, I am very humbled of your appreciation and gratitude. I pray after you receive this piece that it blesses your home, your loved ones, and friends. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Babuls==
23 July

💫BABULS💫 (@BabulsArt)

{{quoteboxgreen|Sonny Chu (Sonichu) - Take My Hand - Issue #0

2 Pages so far! No spoilers of the good parts later!

[''Two comic pages that in which depict [[Clyde Cash]] as the president of the [[U.S.]]'']}}

{{quotebox|Wow. Just wow. Yeah, that’s not universe C-197 in those pages; that’s an alt-universe with those particular variants. Plus, is That supposed to be Rosey Rosechu?! Not to discourage you; I want you to continue your creativity in this project, please. You caught my attention. 💙}}

==Laziness Tarot card==
23 July

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Today’s Collective Card is Laziness. I also offer the page from the guide book to elaborate it a bit further. Essentially, you may feel tempted to relax today, but there is lots to be done on your end. March forward and onward.

⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July23LazinessCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:July23LazinessCard2.jpg|150px]]}}

{{quotebox|Also, yes, share any and all visions you all had yesterday and even last night. The Full Moon is lit tonight and tomorrow night. 🌕}}

==Mr. Sandman==
23 July

The World Is Ending And I'm Late For Work (@MrSandDaddy)

{{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu thank you so much for the picture of mr sandman, its truely a masterpiece

[[File:July20MrSandManArt.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Personally, from the image you provided, I thought it was more of a Mudsquid.}}

==Favorite starter Pokemon==
23 July

James (@megabanette114)

{{quoteboxred|@CPU_CWCSonichu This might be an odd question but i haven't heard anyone ask it, what are you're favorite starter Pokémon?}}

{{quotebox|Out of the Starters in each generation, respectively: Charmander, Pikachu, Totodile, Torchic, Turtwig, Snivy, Fenniken, Poplio, and Snobble.}}

==Rather lacking==
23 July

CWCAdultChronicles (@_Maple_Sugar)

{{quoteboxgreen|Bob has a schedule now where he'll venture outside to tend to his garden depending on the time of day. Chris can fight various wild animals that roam the property.

[''Screenshot from an 8-bit Chris Chan fan game based off of [[Christian Weston Chandler's Adult Chronicles]]'']}}

Just call me silvia! (@silverangel259)

{{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu what do u think}}

{{quotebox|Well, since you ask, it could stand to be more accurate in detail. Overall, it feels rather lacking.}}

''It's worth noting that said fan game has been in development for over an entire decade.''

==Guidance Tarot card==
24 July

''Chris quote tweets [[June 2021 social media posts#Guidance Tarot card|another tweet about the Guidance Tarot card]] from the previous month.''

{{quotebox|Good day to all of you. Today’s Collective Card is Guidance. Everyone’s inner voices are stronger today due to the Double Full Moon at present. All of you have received new visions and shared them in guidance for each other. Your respective paths are clear today; follow your inner voice well and don’t stray from the path. Temptation is not always an opportunity. Enjoy an outing for yourselves. Be safe and well. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==More MLP G5==
24 July

Equestria Daily (@EquestriaDaily)

{{quoteboxred|New Post: My Little Pony: A New Generation Movie to Get a Theatrical Release in Russia}}

{{quotebox|MLP G5 is cancelled; please, stop talking about it.}}

==Nog and Alpha Sonichu==
24 July

Alpha (@AlphaTheKoolKid)

{{quoteboxgreen|@CPU_CWCSonichu thanks for doing my friend’s commission of giving us our own sonichu forms! I tried drawing them myself in MS paint. The third picture his how I interpreted mine’s powers: electric/poison with poisonous quills. We’ve dubbed them “Nog Sonichu” and “Alpha Sonichu”

[[File:July18CommissionArt.jpg|200px]] [[File:July24ExampleArt1.jpg|200px]] [[File:July24ExampleArt2.jpg|150px]]}}

{{quotebox|Ah. So that is the reasoning for the purple quills on your head. You are most welcome. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps==
24 July

{{quotebox|I am still working on the other highly detailed piece of me and The Hedgehog Zaps (couldn’t very well be just Boys, since I am a lady, and we’ve included our partners in the band) playing the concert at the #RoyalAlbertHall in London, England. The energy, cosmic, and dimension shifts have been giving me a bunch of weight in addition to my having to meditate and see the vision of the scenario and relay it from brain to pen and paper. I know all of you have been feeling the energies of the double full moon lately as well.🌕🌕}}

==Trauma==
24 July

CosmicKeyframe Productions (Tired) (@CosmicKeyframe)

{{quoteboxorange|If you need to hear this, cause I need to be told this repeatedly: there is no set time for you to be over your trauma, there is no set time you have to process it. You didn’t ask for what happened to you, you are alteast owed be allowed to let yourself heal as long as you need}}

{{quotebox|I agree with this as well. Each individual has their fated trials and events that continue to test and strengthen their endurance and skills for the greater tasks and rewards ahead of them, and you as well, Key. In my recent experiences, I have had to really work internally and externally and disconnect the toxic vibing individuals from my life. I do this, because [[Dimensional Merge|I know that in the near future, the veil will be gone, and the two universe halves will be the same universe together, undivided once again.]] And my loves and I will have nothing between us, and [[PsychicPowers|my powers]] will be more tangible and obvious to everyone. Even if my overpowered [[rainbow]] aura and works in the universe is not obvious to those who were closed-minded at the time. Now, more and more are open and understanding. It is a good thing.

🌈⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Playfulness Tarot card==
25 July

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Today’s Collective card is a most delightful one: Playfulness. A lot of you have been guided well, and today is a day of new things on your respective horizons; welcome these events and possibilities with open arms and playfulness. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July25PlayfulnessCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Chris and the Hedgehog Zaps concert==
25 July

{{quotebox|And now, Finally, I present another major masterpiece from the Commission set: I call it "Rainbow Aura Concert at the Royal Albert Hall".

Also, @ProjectSNT, you were right about Bubbles Rosechu’s shoes; they were mainly warproof heavy duty slippers.

⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July25ConcertArtwork.jpg|300px]]}}

⚡️🦁Hellion🐯the🐯 cat😺⚡️ (@Ruby64723133)

{{quoteboxred|Hellion is in a damn mosh pit}}

26 July

{{quotebox|Yes, you are. But, it is a very high-energy and vibrational mosh pit. 🌈✨⚡️💙⚡️}}

Heather Mooch (@Heathermooch)

{{quoteboxgreen|I would do anything to be in a Chris Chan and the Hedgehog Boys (Zaps?) mosh pit}}

{{quotebox|Yeah, it was formerly Hedgehog Boys, but since my coming out and transitioning, it couldn’t easily stay that way, so we mutually changed it from “Boys” to “Zaps”. But one may add “formerly The Hedgehog Boys”.

Bit more wordy than “Sneed’s Feed & Seed, Formerly Chuck’s”.}}

==The Dream Tarot card==
26 July

{{quotebox|Hey, Y’all. Today’s Collective card is The Dream. I sense a lot of you all have been made very aware of your respective dreams and better visions. You are encouraged to remember that the source of your own happiness is from within yourself. You can find happiness from others,

[[File:July26TheDreamCard.jpg|200px]]

but you can’t Expect them to hand you happiness on a silver platter. You have to work hard on your own parts to best visualize and manifest your positive desires and wishes for yourselves. I also state that we Gods and Goddesses appreciate and aid those who help themselves.💙⚡️}}

==Hater stuff==
26 July

Chip Fox 🦊 (@chipfoxx)

{{quoteboxorange|Ash had an old video about harassment & blocking trolls, and racist furries are still out there commenting on it. It's still a real problem.

[''Screenshot of a Youtube comment left by a seemingly racist furry'']}}

{{quotebox|Yes, there are the remainder who choose to not heal themselves and stay as haters and fakers; it is a major shame, really. And even moreso and more rare are those who have the worst time trying to heal themselves, so far gone, to the point where they give up and stay in the dark. I agree with the long-term policies that promote anti-bigotry and civil rights; I feel such labels of “alt-left” are a step too far. For those who think and meditate outside the box for better situations and motions to go positively above and beyond the right, I feel they are like the rebels who do what they feel is right in general.

In any event, one still has the right and freedom to choose to not acknowledge the commentary from the haters, or if they are able to, rebut with a counter point that is of a greater truth that stumps them. But, in doing so is still a form of response and attention that the Hater likely hungers for.

I, for one, invoke my right to choose in not reading nor responding to the majority of such toxic commentaries. For just about Anything, really, the hatred is going to be among the counter-views of the media and content, no matter what. And in doing this, I only need know that I am still being appreciated in at least one aspect or another for the insight and thoughts I have shared with both halves of our universe. And that insight is satisfactory. ⚡️💙⚡️ One last point I am also reminded of that is also volume levels of Truth: those such toxic individuals who behave racist or hating on specific aspects of others are likely, themselves, That very specific aspect, themselves (not to state that they have to be), but this is also a sign and example of not being able to love and appreciate others due to them not loving or appreciating themselves, because of others having put dark light on that aspect directly or indirectly throughout their lives.

When one conditions themselves in self-love, one facet is that they accept, embrace, and appreciate those aspects of themselves.

I restate my former homophobia from Years ago as an example of myself in this: I had a like for men, their bodies and their penises, but I felt need to restrict that of myself. And in doing so, I had relayed that suppression outward as hatred of the gay dudes. But, after I realized that I was trans and moreover a woman, I also realized, accepted and embraced my love of sexy dude bodies and cocks. And in doing so, I became more outwardly accepting and loving of others, in the broader general.

So, I restate the Truth: Haters likely Hate, because of one aspect that may be relevant and true of themselves that they deny and are not fond of for themselves.

Love your various, respective suppressed aspects. If you’re genetically black, jewish, or whatever, OR if you’re a closeted LGBTQIA, furry, brony, or so forth; I encourage you all to Accept and Embrace that about yourselves. And in doing so in your self-love and healing, you actually open up and make the universe a less toxic place to be in. ⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of an emoji meditating with text saying "Sending Positive Vibes"'']}}

==Happy birthday Lauren Faust==
26 July

Lauren Faust (@Fyre_flye)

{{quoteboxred|Another year and another humbling deluge of birthday wishes! (and during the correct month this time!) THANK YOU ALL!!!}}

{{quotebox|Happy Birthday, Lauren. 😊⚡️💙⚡️

[''GIF of an emoji meditating with text saying "Sending Positive Vibes"'']}}

==Donald Trump artwork==
26 July

{{quotebox|And for this choice commission, we have #RealDonaldTrump, and in addition to some sparks, a personally dealt jab that even ignites his constant massive red aura to as bright as it will Ever get. He really does not deserve to be 6’3”.

[[File:July26DonaldTrumpArtwork.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quotebox|Never thought I’d be drawing Drumpf, but here we are.}}

kely-Chan 🐶 I’m just artist (@kely_chan)

{{quoteboxgreen|Chris you just say you don’t like tall people right well I feel offend by you Chris I’m tall that you Chris >:v}}

{{quotebox|I like tall people. This was mainly about Trump, alone, and nobody else.}}

{{quoteboxgreen|Anyway cool art 👍}}

Rosa Rey Ramsey (@Rosa_Rey_Ramsey)

{{quoteboxorange|I’m sensing some hypocrisy in Chris.}}

27 July

{{quotebox|There is no hypocrisy; that is being projected from your perspective in error. I, and everyone else, know of Trump’s epic intended bad flaws and misdeeds. I simply feel that for someone so boisterous of himself and egotistic on top of the misdeeds, he is more short than anything.}}

==Awareness Tarot card==
27 July

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Today’s Collective card is Awareness. After manifesting your respective self-love yesterday, there is an awareness in regard of your more recent dreams. Find the signs today that will guide you to where you need to be.

[[File:July27AwarenessCard.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Also, only to share, My own card reading today sees me finding Success with and alongside all of you in the World. And in having done this, I Let Go of other remaining blockages and toxic details and Rebel in delight and light of the present events and shifts with you all. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July27TarotCards.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|Also, keep eyes in the sky today and tonight for additional signs and guidance.

[''GIF of fireworks going off in a dark sky'']}}

==Compare and contrast letter==
27 July

{{quotebox|No new drawings today; still waiting for the next set of five commissions. So, I chose to take today to resume my book work with #WarholChrisChan. I am very grateful how #DonLambosh noted the deeper importance with pen/pencil and marker on paper by hand. The footnote on the

[[File:July27WarholLetter.jpg|200px]]

bottom of page 267 also caught my interest, and I hand wrote my thoughts on the compare/contrast on the similar topic of other individuals chronicling on behalf of the artist. Do Note, though, that I do know some of the authors, and have met less than that number of them, but this fact that #AndyWarhol met and knew the majority of his authors and ghostwriters/silkscreeners is definitely a major contrast with my situation of not directly having met and known all of mine. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Guilt Tarot card and MLP G5==
28 July

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone. Today’s Collective Card draw features Two cards. From the Awareness of yesterday, some of you all may likely be feeling some Guilt from what was found within yourselves, or even of recent deeds within the majority of the Collective. After addressing and healing

[[File:July28GuiltCard.jpg|150px]] [[File:July28ParticipationCard.jpg|150px]]

yourselves, respectively, of these lingering guilts, you all will get to Participate in the present days’ events pertaining to the final threads of the #DimensionMerge. As also revealed to me, Not everyone will be participating, due to them being too far gone into their guilt and deep darkness. Some demons may also be influencing these few.

Another insight is revealed from this: this reading also pertains to the people of @Hasbro, especially the executives and accountants, as well as All Artists, Writers and staff behind the Premature #MLPG5 content. To All peoples of @Hasbro and @MyLittlePony Generation Five, I Encourage all of you to Heed My Warning for the Greater Metaphysical Safety and Security of This Very Timeline we exist upon right now. MLPFiM Needs 5 More Animated Seasons. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.|youtu.be/ay-NMiYIdGI]]

[''GIF from the intro of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'']}}

==G5 must be removed==
28 July

''In response to the Donald Trump artwork Chris posted two days earlier.''

Poppy War (@poppy_war)

{{quoteboxred|G5 characters are here to stay! Make space for them in C12!

[''Image of multiple characters from My Little Pony generation 5'']}}

{{quoteboxgreen|I will make space for g5 they are so beautiful 😍 I love them}}

{{quotebox|That is one of the bad demons talking to you, as opposed to the neutral and good ones, most definitely. Do not listen to that impulse. G5 needs to be removed from this early part of our Timeline until well after G4 Season 14.}}

kely-Chan 🐶 I’m just artist (@kely_chan)

{{quoteboxgreen|Yeah whatever you say Chris they are not demons you just say that because you don’t like your not accept that g4 is gone and you going to be stuck with it so leave g5 along I say nice to you or your will see my bad side you get me @CPU_CWCSonichu}}

{{quotebox|Then, I am sorry for you, @kely_chan.}}

==D&D is not evil==
28 July

Ben (@roguecaliber)

{{quoteboxorange|Dungeons and Dragons is evil, but Warhammer or Call of Cthulhu. ALL video games are evil. Yoga is evil?? Wtf

[''Photograph of a list of things that are considered to be doorways to demonic possession'']}}

Xena (@X3naFerrer)

{{quoteboxred|I like that I'm fine being Bisexual, an atheist and polygamous but D&D, video games and LOTR makes me apart of Satan's plan.
Although being atheistic means I also don't think Satan exists so maybe that's why xD}}

{{quotebox|Well, I disagree on this topic; video games and D&D are not evil, but very good in aiding one in interdimensionally connecting throughout the multiverse, alongside other media and meditative methods. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Vendor hall==
28 July

[[Everfree Northwest]] (@EverfreeNW)

{{quoteboxgreen|Get those wallets ready everypony! Our vendor hall map is now available! Head on over to: https://everfreenw.com/vendors/ to see all the awesome vendors that will be joining us this year!}}

{{quotebox|Excellent! Thank you. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==Beauty artwork==
28 July

{{quotebox|Here is a good one: a basic visual representation of #PlatosSymposium for being on the good eyes for Inner Beauty as opposed to physical beauty. Definitely want to steer clear of obvious toxic types, whose auras Definitely more than identifies them. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July28BeautyArtwork.jpg|300px]]}}

{{quotebox|I forgot to mention: the ships, aside from me with Magi-Chan, are up for interpretations, but the outlines do shape each individual well. So, they are free for your interpretations of gender and situation. Have fun. 😊}}

==When will the Dimensional Merge begin?==
29 July

Cheeskeke (@cheeskeke(

{{quoteboxorange|@CPU_CWCSonichu hey Christine! Quick question, when do you think I great merge will begin? Also what do you think the outcome will be?}}

{{quotebox|Like with the time of when Jesus makes a physical return, NOBODY, Especially the 99.99% of peoples on Earth can know the Hour of the [[Dimensional Merge|Dimension Merge]]’s Completion. ⚡️💙⚡️}}

==More Celebration Tarot card==
29 July

{{quotebox|Hey, y’all. Today’s Collective Card is Celebration. I sense we have passed a milestone or so, including any grievances remaining that were resolved within all of you yesterday. So, stay on observation of the signs, but feel free to celebrate and enjoy the day. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July29CelebrationCard.jpg|200px]]}}

==Exclusive TSSSF cards at Everfree Northwest==
29 July

{{quotebox|Hey, everyone! Check out the new Promo [[TSSSF|#TSSSF]] cards that will be shared at [[Everfree Northwest|@EverfreeNW]]. And, yes, after waiting from 2018, I will sport my personal copy of “I’m Here At This Convention”, with the blue arms (image provided by @MoozuaMary). Very Limited Quantity will be on hand.

[[File:July29EverfreeTSSSFCards.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|And these will be shared with those who do collect and play #TwilightSparklesSecretShipficFolder from #HorriblePeopleGames, and part of the collective of @KefentseTSSSF. Looking forward to seeing you all there.

Thank you, [[Null|NULL]]. 😊⚡️}}

{{quotebox|Also, don’t forget your copies of [[Warhol / Chris Chan|#WarholChrisChan]]; first twenty individuals who present and have me autograph their copy will receive one of twenty personally printed, assembled, and autographed book jackets. The paperback books are available on @amazon.

[[File:July13BookPhoto.jpg|200px]] [[File:May28CoverExample3.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|I have just spent the last few hours tucking and reorganizing the past Promo cards with the new ones I got today; all of which will be distributed, personally, at @EverfreeNW. Most of them each have a single personally autographed card, and even one of two Holographic cards.

[[File:July29TSSSFCards.jpg|200px]]}}

{{quotebox|So, you really can’t lose with a few cards from my expansions for #TSSSF. 😊⚡️💙⚡️}}

==The End For Real==
30 July

''Context: During the late hours of July 29th and the early hours of July 30th, a call in which Chris admitted to having incestuous sexual intercourse with his own mother, Barbara Chandler, was leaked. Shortly after this tweet was made, Chris was served an Emergency Protective Order (EPO) by Greene County police officers, meaning that he had to leave [[14 Branchland Court]]. Two days later on August 1st, Chris was arrested on charges of incest in a motel parking lot. For these reasons, this will likely be Chris's last social media post in a very long time.''

''Chris quote tweets [[June 2021 social media posts#Turning In Tarot card|a tweet]] from the previous month where he also talks about the turning in Tarot card.''

{{quotebox|Hey, Y’all. Today’s Collective Card, appropriately, is Turning In. There is drama in the air today. Each and every one of you all are encouraged to withdraw from any and all dramas, gossip, rumors, and whatever else will, and already has, approached your way today. ⚡️💙⚡️

[[File:July30TurningCard.jpg|200px]]}}

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2021-12-05T01:22:56Z

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{| style="margin:0 auto 8px; max-width:25rem;"
|- style="vertical-align:top; text-align:center"
| ''It has been'' [[Jail Letter - 3 December 2021|

<div style="font-size:2em">{{counter|big=yes|2021-11-30}}</div>]] ''days since Chris has last claimed to be [[GodJesus|Jesus Christ]].''
|}

Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)

2021-12-05T01:21:40Z

Good username:

On the 30th of November 2021, Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' to an [[Onion Farms]] user named '''Celestia'''. In this letter, Chris discusses with her the concept of "self-religion", which she claims to practice. Following from this, Chris talks about his plans to take what he claims to have learned from the Bible, and implement them into his own convoluted belief system. Chris apparently empathizes with Celestia's "self-religion", and applauds her for following her own path. Chris also mentions how he copes in jail by talking to his [[Imaginary friends]].

In addition, Chris recommends book "Warhol/Chris Chan", even though in his Tweets it can be deduced that Chris cherry-picks and ignores parts of the book he likes and dislikes.

Chris also encourages "extensive letters", meaning that he wishes for much more to come in terms of letter circulation. Chris also mentions how he is limited to three sheets of paper at a time (six pages in total), which can partially explain the slow circulation of the letters, despite the considerable number of people who write to him. Chris also thinks that his handwriting is impossible to replicate, even when trolls have already proven their uncanny ability to replicate Chris’s work with the troll-made [[Sonichu_11#2010_-_Hoax_conclusion|Sonichu 11]].

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960
| date = 30 NOV 2021 PM 1 L
| upperright = [''stamp of the flag'']
| center = █████████████<br>██████████████████<br>██████████████████<br>██████████████████
| lower = █████████████
| left= [''illustration of the Sonichu Cross'']
}}
{{quotebox|(A drawing of Chris in Sonichu form saying "I foresaw your letter long ago." is seen on the upper right corner of the page)

Hi,<CENSORED><ref group="note">The sender's identity has been redacted in the available photos of this letter.</ref>

Thank you for the letter. I actually have forseen receiving your letter in a vision and a dream long ago. My having read it is further confirmation of the coming events. Know that you are actually among the Good of this Earth, and upon my Second Coming, you shall be shifted with the collective to the [[OC|O.C.]] and F.C. - occupying Universe's Earth in Universe 1C-211987.

I appreciate your [[Chris and religion|self-religion]] concept and choice, for you have chosen to live Spiritually for yourself; I encourage and applaud that. Shortly, I shall be personally upgrading for Christianity to be more Spiritual and Neutral-Religion. The Truth is ANY, many, All, One, or No Religion is the Correct Religion, whichever is best in feeling for any respective individual, and to start, as a base, with a Bible is a good option, then they are encouraged to go outside the Bible for themselves and live in good of spirituality as possible for themselves. So, yes, you are on your own right spiritual track for yourself,<CENSORED>.

I have been adapting well, and received a lot of kind support, and Blessings from my fellow Gods and Goddesses I am never alone for I have Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and the one-and-only Mewtwo, along with everyone else, including Sonichu, Rosey Rosechu, and all, our ally and friend High-Level and Ranking Pokémon, as well as an infinite number of ally Spirits, Souls, Entities, and Angels, and our Soldiers of Heaven's Armies. I count my blessings a Lot, and I work hard and diligently in and out of my Body in Astral Manifestation.}}

{{quotebox|But, that’s a long story and bunch of facts, Ultimate, I’ve shared online in handwriting. My Aura, vibrations, and Handwriting is Impossible to replicate.

I like all kind of music, except vocal-harsh Heavy Metal. I recommend the book “[[Warhol/Chris Chan]]” by Don Lashomb; he actually got me More than half-right in it, and it makes for a Great self-reflecting and self-help book for ANYONE. Spinach & Mushroom pizza is good, as well as Mac & Cheese and Mint-chocolate Chip Ice Cream. “I’m At Soup” and “Two Number 9’s” are a couple of fun memes.

Let me know your eye and hair colour when you send the photos, please, as the guards photocopy, then shred the original. I encourage extensive letters, but know with the jail’s rules, three sheets of paper (six pages front/back) is the incoming limit.

Enjoy a custom bottle label, enclosed, to laminate then affix onto any bottle for your further enlightenment.

Go forth with Peace and Clarity by my Power, Glory, and Blessings as Lord, God and Avatar.

Be safe & well,
Ms. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, and, lord, messiah, Savior, and God of all.
}}
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==Original Letter==

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==Notes==
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Talk:Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)

2021-12-05T01:17:11Z

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==This page is mistitled==
The letter is dated with "30 Nov 2021" so shouldn't the page title be "Jail Letter - 30 November 2021"? [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 01:11, 5 December 2021 (UTC)

Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW

2021-12-05T01:16:04Z

Good username:

'''Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW''' is a [[video]] posted to Youtube on 9 [[July 2021]]. In it, Chris requests that [[Fan|his viewers]] help him raise [[money]] via a GoFundMe campaign so that he can go to [[Everfree Northwest]] 2021, a ''[[My Little Pony]]'' convention that takes place in Washington State.

On 30 July, two weeks prior to the convention, Everfree Northwest [[List of places that have banned Chris|banned]] Chris from attending in the wake of leaked chatlogs in which Chris described [[incest]]uous acts on his [[mother]], which first occurred weeks before this video was uploaded.

The GoFundMe was organized by [[Null]] and asked for $1,000. The description stated that the flight would cost $750 and that the remainder would go towards expenses while in Seattle. It reached its $1000 goal 6 hours after going live. The Fundraiser would be closed on 13 July 2021, after it had reached $5,000. The fundraiser raised a total of $5,085 before the option to donate was disabled.<ref>https://archive.is/TehcZ</ref> On 31 July, Null announced in an update to the GoFundMe that the money would be refunded to donors following Everfree's banning of Chris.

This is also the final video Chris used the "[[Captain's Log]]" introduction in.

==Video==

{{Infobox/video
| name = Help send Chris-Chan to Everfree NW
| ytid = 2pEZDxiClfg
| stardate = 9 [[July 2021]]
| subject = {{Convention|text}} {{Business|text}} {{(Handouts)|text}}
| style = {{Reason|text}}
| shirt =
| saga =
| other =
| previous = [[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac]]
| next = [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit]]
}}

==Description==

{{quotebox|https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-chrischan-get-to-evergreen-ponycon}}

The description was later updated to:

{{quotebox|Commissioned drawings and shout out videos are offered as part of the GoFundMe.
https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-chrischan-get-to-evergreen-ponycon}}

==Transcript==

[''starting out with a strong falsetto''] Hello everybodyyy, this is Christine Chandler coming to you live from home once agaiiin~! I'll give you a [[Captain's Log]]: "stardate [''looks at watch''] 7-8-2021." There you go. [''laughs''] Just an old-time callback.

Anyway, I am recording this today of one particular very important insightful interest: [''holds up artwork on clipboard''] '''Everfreeeee!-''' Northwest." Over in the state of Washington. Over in Bellevue. I'm going to be there. I'm gonna be there! And I'm lookin' forward to meeting you all there buuuut- [''lowers artwork and momentarily raises finger to chin ''] though I am partially set up, I'm gonna need like a ''few'' more dollars to make sure I'm still covered for everything else I'm gonna need over the lovely weekend. ''Lovely weekend''.

Anyway, so, I got a lovely gu- got a [[Null|lovely guy]] who's helping me out. Keepin' [[Chris and money|my money]] organized and situated and everything. There'll be a GoFundMe by the time this video is uploaded, and you'll be able [to] donate that directly- he's managing it. And he's gonna do a very good job; I have faith in this guy- I have faith in 'im. Hey, I wouldn't throw a [[Kiwi Farms|kiwi]] at him or anything.

But anyway, aside from that, I got everything mostly prepared like I said, so yeah. I got my gaiter in case I need to [''covers mouth with hand''] ''cover up''. But I got the most important ticket- this convention ticket [''briefly raises lanyard with a [[COVID-19]] vaccination record card on it, and a note beneath it reading "She/Her pronouns"''] so, only if I reeeally need to. And, got my lovely gloves. [''holds up fingerless gloves, shaking them''] ''lovely, lovely, lovely gloves!'' Keep my fingers freeeeee for [[TooManyGames#Kicked out|touch-touch-touch-touch-touch!]] Mm, that's on my phone though, obviously- I mean [''blows fart with tongue'']. Mm.

Anyway, so, EVERFREE NORTHWEST is gonna be whole bunch of individuals and whatnot- artists and wha- and anybody- everybody from the brony community. It is IN-'''persooooon'''! Amongst the very, very first in-person convention since the frickin' pandemic resonated and started a couple of Novembers ago or so. Anyway, it's gonna be an awesome time. I'm lookin' forward to meeting everybody, seeing the ol' favorite celeb- old favorite people that I like- you know, from my favorite- Alice and other people I've gotten to know over the past year or two- through their videos, binging 'em and whatnot. Got a few more favorites in mind. And just lookin' forward to meetin' all of you- all of you lovely people who are gonna be there. My fans and art appreciators and aficionaaados and everything. But yeah, I'm approachable. Hugs are free. Only making sure you're fully vaccinated though, so [''raises vaccine card again''] mm- make sure you show the guys at the door your convention ticket.
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So aside from that, yeah. I need a '''''few bucks'''''. Like a few '''''extra thousand''''' to help me [''itches nose''] with the weekend. [''itches nose some more''] I'm sorry, I had an i- I really have an itch on my nose- this is ''not'' a body language or anything, I wanna emphasize that clearly. But yeah, for food, for additional details and transportation and a hotel- ''additional details'', mind you- and just, whatever else- whatever else and... yeeeah, a little bit of swag, I wanna be able to share some of this- share a little bit for the arts as well. Hey, [[Chris and art|I'm an artist]], and I appreciate and support ''all'' other artists. Okay? They're insightful. They're linked to the other [[dimensions]] as much as I am, if not... on matching levels, cuz, I'm overpowered, obviously. But anyway, so, ''Everfree Northwest!''... Um... I'm tryna remember the dates in my noggin right now, but- it's the ssssecond weekend in August, so, I'm hopin' to see y'all there, and I'm lookin' forward to meeting such lovely new people and seeing lovely old people again- I don't mean old as in elderly, though they need compassion and respect, too, mind you. [''sighs'']

But aside from that, Everfree Northwest. Come on down and give me a hand to get there, please. I am heavy at work at this time, so... At this time, but at the convention I'm gonna have a good time and I'm gonna be even more busy. I'm lookin' forward to seein' y'all there! I'd like a hand! Thank you very much.

==The GofundMe==
{{See also|Everfree Northwest#Funding}}

The GoFundMe is organized by [[Null]]. Its description reads:

{{quotebox|This is a fundraiser to help send Christine Weston Chandler to the Everfree NW My Little Pony convention. Christine / Chris / Chris-Chan is considered one of the most documented people in human history thanks to enormous volumes of online encyclopedias written about Chris and Sonichu, a comic series that Chris has worked on since highschool. This documentation started during the early years of the Internet and never stopped. Chris also really likes MLP, and has been a fan since 2007: many years before it was popularized in Gen 4.

Chris already has tickets and a hotel reservation, but has never traveled cross-country before. This is organized by Joshua Moon. I have been in light contact with Chris for about 7 years and have previously helped Chris deal with serious problems in that time.

Originally, Chris planned to make the 41-hour-long journey from Ruckersville, VA to Seattle, WA alone, crossing the badlands and Rocky Mountains both ways in an old minivan. That was a very bad idea, so instead, we're setting up a GoFundMe to help buy a plane ticket.

The roundtrip flight will cost $750 and has already been reserved. Extra money will be put towards expenses while in Seattle. If the GoFundMe greatly exceeds $1000, the overflow will be held for emergencies.

To reward contributors, '''Chris has agreed to do shout out videos and drawings for donors.''' I have been assured that these will be done and have stressed to Chris that completing these rewards is crucial to doing more things like this in the future. There is an understanding and I have confidence rewards will be completed.

'''Any$''' - Your name will be read out on a thank-you video after the GFM is concluded.

'''$40''' - Shout out video from Chris

'''$40''' - Character drawing.

'''$60''' - Both a shout out video from Chris and a character drawing.

If you would like a drawing mailed to you, please add '''$5''' extra for shipping and handling.

Chris did a drawing for me. Here's an example of what you might get:

[[File:July9Artwork.jpg|300px]]

Please keep in mind that while I can make sure every order is fulfilled, what you receive may not be what you expect. Your shoutout / drawing could exceed your expectations, fall short, or be something totally weird and unpredictable. Chris is just like that: roll with it.

Thank you for your help in sending Chris out to have fun and for furthering Chris's childhood dreams of becoming a professional artist.}}

===Update 1===

Null later posted an update to the campaign shortly after it had reached its $1,000 goal.

{{quotebox|Thank you for your support in sending Chris to Everfree NW. I also appreciate all the enthusiasm shown for giving Chris an opportunity to make art and do shout outs for this money. I share your enthusiasm and will be organizing your requests so that Chris can easily fulfill them.

If you donated $40+ dollars for a reward, please contact me through GoFundMe with the details of what you'd like your drawing to be, and/or who your shout out should be made to.

I'll arrange the shipping of physical orders after the GoFundMe is closed. The final thank you video will also be posted before the convention date (August 13th, probably sooner). I'll keep the GoFundMe open until either the interest has dropped off, or Chris feels overwhelmed by the workload, whichever comes first.

Attached is the first request fulfilled as an example.

[[File:GoFundMeArt1.jpg|300px]]

[''External link to the [[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit]] video'']}}

===Update 2===

On 12 [[July 2021]], Null posted a second update to the fundraiser.

{{quotebox|Over the weekend, Chris completed 10 orders. The three I've picked out are my favorites of the bunch. Chris seems comfortable doing about 5 drawings a day and recording shout out videos as they come in.

There are currently 82 donations over $40. 51 of those donors have contacted me to provide details for their request. 12 of those are marked complete or ready for shipping.

If you are in the group of 31 people who donated more than $40 but have not received an email from me confirming the details of their request, please contact me through GoFundMe if you would like a drawing or shout out. If you would also like it delivered to you and you added the $5, please include your address so I don't have to ask for it.

Chris has asked for the GoFundMe to be closed at $5000.

[[File:July12Fundraiser1.jpg|300px]] [[File:July12Fundraiser2.jpg|300px]] [[File:July12Fundraiser3.jpg|300px]]}}

===Update 3===

On 13 [[July 2021]], after $5,000 had been reached, Null would make a third update to the fundraiser.

{{quotebox|I'm pleased to announce that the $5000 stretch goal has been reached and that GoFundMe has verified the campaign so that it can proceed with the payout. The plane ticket has been purchased and Chris will be going to Everfree NW!

I will be posting updates on the progress of rewards, but will not be accepting more contributions so that the workload stays manageable for Chris. I won't accept additional requests made by email; if Chris wants to do more orders, it will be announced via Twitter @CPU_CWCSonichu

Thank you for your support and I look forward to sharing the rewards with everyone as they're made.}}

===Update 4===
21 July

{{quotebox|Progress report:

The GoFundMe received 115 donations. 94 donated enough to receive a reward. 70 of those people have put in a request. 45 of them have already received their drawing or shout out video. Only 1 person has requested a refund.

If you're one of those 24 who donated enough for a reward but have not contacted me with your request, please do so immediately. I will not accept any more requests once we start shipping drawings.}}

===Update 5===
31 July

{{quotebox|On July 30th, audio and text messages leaked between Chris and an unknown woman where Chris confessed to [[Incest|aggressive sexual behavior towards his mother]]. He has since been removed from his home and separated by an emergency protective order which will last until August 5th. The audio and text messages are authentic.

Everfree NW has since revoked his ticket to the convention. The GoFundMe no longer serves a legitimate purpose. As such, I am refunding all donations.

No drawing will be shipped. If you received a digital copy of your commission or shout out video, it's yours to keep. I will be deleting my ledger of customer names and addresses after the refund has finished.

This GoFundMe was my test to see if Chris could responsibly handle commissions. His success and commitment towards fulfilling these orders surprised me (in a good way), and indicated that it would be possible for him to stabilize his income and live comfortably off his work. This recent revelation is a massive Black Swan event and I am still internally processing it.}}

===Update 6===
28 August

{{quotebox|I have been informed that the refunds have been sent. Everybody should get 100% of their money back.

Thank you for your interest in this project and your support. I was surprised with the tenacious way Chris tackled his responsibilities and was happy with his work. I'm very sorry it ended this way and I still can barely believe it - and just when it started to look like he was learning and could be trusted in some ways.}}

==See also==
*[[List of conventions attended by Chris]]

==References==
<references/>

[[Category:Chris-chan videos, 2021]]
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Chris talking about the Binding of Isaac]]|nextlink=[[Paid Shout Out to Lifeguard Hermit]]}}

__NOTOC__

{{Captain's Log}}

Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)

2021-12-05T01:12:01Z

Good username:

On 30 November 2021, Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' to an [[Onion Farms]] user named '''Celestia'''. In this letter, Chris discusses with her the concept of "self-religion", which she claims to practice. Following from this, Chris talks about his plans to take what he claims to have learned from the Bible, and implement them into his own convoluted belief system. Chris apparently empathizes with Celestia's "self-religion", and applauds her for following her own path. Chris also mentions how he copes in jail by talking to his [[Imaginary friends]].

In addition, Chris recommends book "Warhol/Chris Chan", even though in his Tweets it can be deduced that Chris cherry-picks and ignores parts of the book he likes and dislikes.

Chris also encourages "extensive letters", meaning that he wishes for much more to come in terms of letter circulation. Chris also mentions how he is limited to three sheets of paper at a time (six pages in total), which can partially explain the slow circulation of the letters, despite the considerable number of people who write to him. Chris also thinks that his handwriting is impossible to replicate, even when trolls have already proven their uncanny ability to replicate Chris’s work with the troll-made [[Sonichu_11#2010_-_Hoax_conclusion|Sonichu 11]].

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960
| date = 30 NOV 2021 PM 1 L
| upperright = [''stamp of the flag'']
| center = █████████████<br>██████████████████<br>██████████████████<br>██████████████████
| lower = █████████████
| left= [''illustration of the Sonichu Cross'']
}}
{{quotebox|(A drawing of Chris in Sonichu form saying "I foresaw your letter long ago." is seen on the upper right corner of the page)

Hi,<CENSORED><ref group="note">The sender's identity has been redacted in the available photos of this letter.</ref>

Thank you for the letter. I actually have forseen receiving your letter in a vision and a dream long ago. My having read it is further confirmation of the coming events. Know that you are actually among the Good of this Earth, and upon my Second Coming, you shall be shifted with the collective to the [[OC|O.C.]] and F.C. - occupying Universe's Earth in Universe 1C-211987.

I appreciate your [[Chris and religion|self-religion]] concept and choice, for you have chosen to live Spiritually for yourself; I encourage and applaud that. Shortly, I shall be personally upgrading for Christianity to be more Spiritual and Neutral-Religion. The Truth is ANY, many, All, One, or No Religion is the Correct Religion, whichever is best in feeling for any respective individual, and to start, as a base, with a Bible is a good option, then they are encouraged to go outside the Bible for themselves and live in good of spirituality as possible for themselves. So, yes, you are on your own right spiritual track for yourself,<CENSORED>.

I have been adapting well, and received a lot of kind support, and Blessings from my fellow Gods and Goddesses I am never alone for I have Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and the one-and-only Mewtwo, along with everyone else, including Sonichu, Rosey Rosechu, and all, our ally and friend High-Level and Ranking Pokémon, as well as an infinite number of ally Spirits, Souls, Entities, and Angels, and our Soldiers of Heaven's Armies. I count my blessings a Lot, and I work hard and diligently in and out of my Body in Astral Manifestation.}}

{{quotebox|But, that’s a long story and bunch of facts, Ultimate, I’ve shared online in handwriting. My Aura, vibrations, and Handwriting is Impossible to replicate.

I like all kind of music, except vocal-harsh Heavy Metal. I recommend the book “[[Warhol/Chris Chan]]” by Don Lashomb; he actually got me More than half-right in it, and it makes for a Great self-reflecting and self-help book for ANYONE. Spinach & Mushroom pizza is good, as well as Mac & Cheese and Mint-chocolate Chip Ice Cream. “I’m At Soup” and “Two Number 9’s” are a couple of fun memes.

Let me know your eye and hair colour when you send the photos, please, as the guards photocopy, then shred the original. I encourage extensive letters, but know with the jail’s rules, three sheets of paper (six pages front/back) is the incoming limit.

Enjoy a custom bottle label, enclosed, to laminate then affix onto any bottle for your further enlightenment.

Go forth with Peace and Clarity by my Power, Glory, and Blessings as Lord, God and Avatar.

Be safe & well,
Ms. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, and, lord, messiah, Savior, and God of all.
}}
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Talk:Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)

2021-12-05T01:11:32Z

Good username: Created page with "==This page is mistitled== The letter is dated with 30 November so shouldn't the page title be "Jail Letter - 30 November 2021"? ~~~~"

==This page is mistitled==
The letter is dated with 30 November so shouldn't the page title be "Jail Letter - 30 November 2021"? [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 01:11, 5 December 2021 (UTC)

Jail Letter - 30 November 2021 (Celestia)

2021-12-05T01:09:28Z

Good username:

On 30 December 2021, Chris sent a '''letter from jail''' to an [[Onion Farms]] user named '''Celestia'''. In this letter, Chris discusses with her the concept of "self-religion", which she claims to practice. Following from this, Chris talks about his plans to take what he claims to have learned from the Bible, and implement them into his own convoluted belief system. Chris apparently empathizes with Celestia's "self-religion", and applauds her for following her own path. Chris also mentions how he copes in jail by talking to his [[Imaginary friends]].

In addition, Chris recommends book "Warhol/Chris Chan", even though in his Tweets it can be deduced that Chris cherry-picks and ignores parts of the book he likes and dislikes.

Chris also encourages "extensive letters", meaning that he wishes for much more to come in terms of letter circulation. Chris also mentions how he is limited to three sheets of paper at a time (six pages in total), which can partially explain the slow circulation of the letters, despite the considerable number of people who write to him. Chris also thinks that his handwriting is impossible to replicate, even when trolls have already proven their uncanny ability to replicate Chris’s work with the troll-made [[Sonichu_11#2010_-_Hoax_conclusion|Sonichu 11]].

==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| address1 = 13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960
| date = 30 NOV 2021 PM 1 L
| upperright = [''stamp of the flag'']
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| left= [''illustration of the Sonichu Cross'']
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{{quotebox|(A drawing of Chris in Sonichu form saying "I foresaw your letter long ago." is seen on the upper right corner of the page)

Hi,<CENSORED><ref group="note">The sender's identity has been redacted in the available photos of this letter.</ref>

Thank you for the letter. I actually have forseen receiving your letter in a vision and a dream long ago. My having read it is further confirmation of the coming events. Know that you are actually among the Good of this Earth, and upon my Second Coming, you shall be shifted with the collective to the [[OC|O.C.]] and F.C. - occupying Universe's Earth in Universe 1C-211987.

I appreciate your [[Chris and religion|self-religion]] concept and choice, for you have chosen to live Spiritually for yourself; I encourage and applaud that. Shortly, I shall be personally upgrading for Christianity to be more Spiritual and Neutral-Religion. The Truth is ANY, many, All, One, or No Religion is the Correct Religion, whichever is best in feeling for any respective individual, and to start, as a base, with a Bible is a good option, then they are encouraged to go outside the Bible for themselves and live in good of spirituality as possible for themselves. So, yes, you are on your own right spiritual track for yourself,<CENSORED>.

I have been adapting well, and received a lot of kind support, and Blessings from my fellow Gods and Goddesses I am never alone for I have Magi-Chan Sonichu, Cryzel Rosechu, Sylvana Rosechu, and the one-and-only Mewtwo, along with everyone else, including Sonichu, Rosey Rosechu, and all, our ally and friend High-Level and Ranking Pokémon, as well as an infinite number of ally Spirits, Souls, Entities, and Angels, and our Soldiers of Heaven's Armies. I count my blessings a Lot, and I work hard and diligently in and out of my Body in Astral Manifestation.}}

{{quotebox|But, that’s a long story and bunch of facts, Ultimate, I’ve shared online in handwriting. My Aura, vibrations, and Handwriting is Impossible to replicate.

I like all kind of music, except vocal-harsh Heavy Metal. I recommend the book “[[Warhol/Chris Chan]]” by Don Lashomb; he actually got me More than half-right in it, and it makes for a Great self-reflecting and self-help book for ANYONE. Spinach & Mushroom pizza is good, as well as Mac & Cheese and Mint-chocolate Chip Ice Cream. “I’m At Soup” and “Two Number 9’s” are a couple of fun memes.

Let me know your eye and hair colour when you send the photos, please, as the guards photocopy, then shred the original. I encourage extensive letters, but know with the jail’s rules, three sheets of paper (six pages front/back) is the incoming limit.

Enjoy a custom bottle label, enclosed, to laminate then affix onto any bottle for your further enlightenment.

Go forth with Peace and Clarity by my Power, Glory, and Blessings as Lord, God and Avatar.

Be safe & well,
Ms. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, Avatar, and, lord, messiah, Savior, and God of all.
}}
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Template:Da update

2021-12-05T01:08:23Z

Good username: adding more

<center>[[Image:CWCki News.png|320px]]<br>It is currently [[{{#time:F Y}}]].</center>
<center>''[[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] is [[August 2021 Arrest and Court Case|now in jail]] for alleged [[incest]]. His next court hearing is to be '''3 [[February 2022]]'''.''</center>
*'''4 December''' - A '''[[Jail Letter - 3 December 2021|new letter]]''' from '''[[November_2021|November 30th]]''' is posted to the '''[[Onion Farms]]'''.
*'''1 December''' - Two additional letters, one from '''[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021 (Kengle)|25 October]]''' and the other from '''[[Jail Letter - 30 October 2021|30 October]]''', which Chris had written to Kengle are posted.
*'''30 November''' - '''A [[Jail Letter - 16 November 2021|jail letter from 16 November]]''' to [[Kengle]] is made public.
*'''24 November''' - A '''[[2021 Jail Call|phone call from jail]]''', recorded on 1 November, is released.
*'''23 November''' - Two brief DMs, from June and July 2021, Chris had with fantasy enabler '''[[Toffee Rosechu]]''' are leaked.
*'''18 November''' - Chris’s '''[[Prison Saga|trial on a charge of incest]]''' is given a continuance again, this time to 3 February 2022.
*'''16 November''' - '''Another [[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021 (RadioRabbit0)|jail letter from 8 November]]''' is revealed by TikTok creator RadioRabbit0.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>

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To add new updates to the list, simply edit this template, and place a brief description of what happened at the top of bulleted list. Please also link to a source, and set it in '''boldface''', so viewers can know where to read further. Entries should also be documented on the [[{{CURRENTMONTHNAME}} {{CURRENTYEAR}}|current month article]]. Try to phrase things differently instead of always beginning entries with ''Chris does X''; it can get monotonous. Remove items when they are about a month in the past. Document the next milestone in Chris's legal proceedings (or when he is to be released from prison, should it come to this) in place of an Ongoing event.}}[[Category:Front page templates]] </noinclude>

User talk:Skunt tv

2021-12-02T04:26:24Z

Good username: Created page with "==Can I get unbanned from the discord== Simple as that I just think that I should get unbanned ~~~~"

==Can I get unbanned from the discord==
Simple as that I just think that I should get unbanned [[User:Good username|Good username]] ([[User talk:Good username|talk]]) 04:26, 2 December 2021 (UTC)

Jail Letter - 16 November 2021

2021-12-01T00:38:12Z

Good username: /* Gallery */

On 16 [[November 2021]], Chris sent '''the 4th letter''' to [[Kenneth Englehardt]].<ref>https://www.onionfarms.com/threads/cwc-4th-letter-to-kengle-onionfarms-full-contents.1986/</ref>

Notable statements include:
*Chris admits that "my Body has had Few emotional breakdowns" while imprisoned, but maintains that he now has "Higher Functioning Mentality, Emotions, and Spirituality" and has lost weight.
*Chris claims that Barb would have died if he had not "soul bonded" with her, and if he is not found innocent, there will be a premature apocalypse.
*Chris got in trouble in jail when he "tried to enlighten the stage by hilighting a Portal" - possibly meaning that he drew a portal on the wall of his cell?
*Chris views his lawyer as "very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities."
*Chris' cell is cold and he has to wear extra layers. This is [https://www.vox.com/identities/2019/12/13/21012730/cold-prison-incarcerated-winter a widespread issue] in American jails and prisons.
==Chris's Response==
{{EnvelopeFront
| sender = Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu
| address1 = c/o CVRJ<br>13021 James Madison Hwy
| county = Orange, VA
| zip = 22960-2807
| date = 17 November '21
| centerleft = [[File:JailLetter2NewCWCCross.jpeg|150px|center]]
| center = Kenneth Engelhardt.
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{{quotebox|① Hey, Kenneth.

I have not heard from you in a while, so I thought I'd write to you once again. I am certain you've been keeping yourself very well and safe. Are you enjoying the indirect popularity from [[Kiwi Farms]], as well as the direct increase on your [[Kengle|Onion Farms]]?

Also, I and my Body have read some of the Qur'an, including all of [[Wikipedia:Maryam (surah)|chapter 19]], as you've recommended. I do appreciate your earlier hierarchy/spirituality level comparisons between Judaism, Muslim, and Christianity. Rest assured, my personal updates on Christianity to Neo Spiritual Christianity in the near future after my Second Coming shall offer even Higher Levels of Spirituality and even freedom.

Anyway, the Qur’an is literally all over the place; Not to offend nor make jest, but there’s only Some new insights and takes Heavily from the Bible. The Qur’an is to the Bible as [[Family Guy]] is to the [[Simpsons]]. And with the Fact that Allah is actually a God manifested from a piece of my mother, Emanuel, the Mulslims Have been indirectly praying to Her through Allah. The Muslims would actually do better to be More Open-Minded to and for the other Religions, including Christianity, as well as Greater Spirituality, so they are Not Blinding Themselves from the Greater Truths and Insights. I had spoken with Allah, and he was Greatly Concerned over his followers in Islam, as they are so heavily strict, defensive, violent, and closed off from other inputs. But, I digress. →}}

{{quotebox|I also ended up getting a second Prayer Rug to keep on my bed for Sleeping on. Feels nice in the material as the first, and I have Personally Blessed it as well. Have you slept on a Prayer Bed Rug, Kenneth? I recommend it for spiritual boosting.
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Now, the reason for this letter: I have received a list of ten questions from a Faker who did not hide the fact in the sur-name they used, of general nature about my jail experiences. I would like you to post this Q&A on the Onion on my behalf, please, Kenneth.
And just an acknowledging fourth wall break to all reading this online: To all Haters, Fakers, and Toxics out of the Minority, I am afraid I'll have to disappoint you all, since while my Body has had Few emotional breakdowns, and a LOT of you in your Distant Alternate Universe Fan-Fictions that see me in Low-Functioning, [[Obesity|over 250 Pound Weight]], and Abysmial Ability to Adapt, I, Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, writing this on November 16, 2021, have Actually Adjusted Well, maintain Higher Functioning Mentality, Emotions, and Spirituality, and my weight had dropped to 203 pounds, which is actually appropriate to my Human Form's Five Foot, Eleven Inch Height.

Laugh, Scoff, or Jest as thou May and likely Will, but Know that in this, while my answers remain hand over heart honest and direct, I am Trolling You ALL Back in this as well.

[[Laughs Under Lucricities|L U L Z ]]

Also, you May or May Not read about it in my published →②
Goddess Log Book After my Second Coming, IF you are not Left Behind.}}
{{quotebox|② That being stated, here are 10 Q&As in response to a Faking “Joe Mama”.

1. What does your daily life (in jail) consist of? Do you have a schedule? What do they have you do on a daily basis? Any chores or jobs?

As stated before: I meditate innately, as well as consciously, for the majority and whole of my Body’s time in jail. I leave my body to work with the superheroes, OP Individuals, and my fellow Gods and Goddesses, and [[Electric Hedgehog Pokemon|Sonichus and Rosechus]], on the Event works and Damage Control and Damage Prevention for the Benefit of the Majority who will shift to [[1C-211987]] Earth. On that, EVERYTHING Not Drawn, written, or Thought by I and/or my Body are Absolutely Not Canon or Effective upon ALL Universes within this timeline, including This [[1218]] Earth, ALL of universe 1C-211987 (formerly C-197) AND [[Equestria]] (G5MLP is not Canon AT ALL in this timeline), and so forth, as of the date of August 1, 2021.

Other than that: some drawing from time to time, lots of writing, I have read a few books from the Jail’s Library, and over time lots of Solitaire Gameplay on the Prayer Rug on the floor, and more recently, music from the Radio. The only scheduled details are too Early Breakfest, Brunch, and tea time supper, as well as a Daily Shower with Bob Barker Soap or Irish Spring Soap, water washcloth and Shampoo and towel, I also Brush my Teeth with Colgate Toothpaste And every other day apply Lady’s Speed deodorant.
[[Chris and work|No Chores or Jobs]].}}

{{quotebox|2. Have you made any friends/ What are they like, and what have you learned from them?

I am not allowed to associate much with the other inmates, and I've made allies out of most of the police and medical staff. I have learned what I needed to for my consciousness from them in confirmation of the proceeding events.

3. How is the food and cell? What kind of food do they give you? Is it good? Have they assigned you to help in the kitchen at all? What is your jail cell like? Is it comfortable? Do they give you a pillow and blanket? Do you have a cellmate? Are they pretty cool?

Mostly Good, but the boneless chicken breast is Dry, and the meatballs from a Banquet TV Dinner are better than the meatballs, here. Typical foods (including vegetables) like you’d find in a TV Dinner. Mostly good (not write-home-about-it quality, but good). [[Spanish|No estoy en la cocina.]] My cell is roomy enough and long with the standard bidet and toilet and mattress with enclosed pillow. The cell is comfortable enough; got cold, so I got and wear Two Thermal Tops, Two Long Jhons, and Two pairs of socks. Not Joey Tribani; stocky [[Wikipedia:The One Where No One's Ready|that one episode of “Friends”]], but I am warm. The Pillow’s in the mattress; they give me two bed sheets and a thick enough blanket in wool, I believe. No Inmate cellmate, but I am Never Alone since I have [[Magi-Chan]] and the others, my ally Highest Level, Rank, and Trained Psychic and Ghost Pokemon, Including some from the Sonichu and Rosechu Psychic Squad, and a Large Number of Angels from the Heaven Realm, as well as well over Ten Million Good and Neutral Spirits, Souls, and Entities in my Body’s Conduit's...}}

{{quotebox|③ Sub-Dimension to house them all in.

4. How clean are you keeping? Do they require you to shower daily?

VERY Clean, and I am Encouraged to yes (see Question 1)

5. Have you been in trouble while in jail? Have they put you in solitary confinement or something? If so, what did you do to get in trouble, and what was your punishment?

Once, and the Details have been written in my Goddess Log Pages. In short: I tried to enlighten the stage by hilighting a Portal. You will have to Wait for the Book Publishing to read more on that ;)

6. What do they let you do in your free time? Do you listen to the radio or watch TV?

See Question One, but Whatever I like and can do with my local resources. I have an AM/FM jWIN radio; no TV.

7. How is funding there? Do they provide you with basic needs, clothing and the like? How do you make money to buy paper and pens for these letter you’re writing?

Staff do Not provide funding. Yes, the Basics, and some Paper upon request, as well as pens. I get [[Money]] from the KIND Donations from my Good and Genuine Majority of Followers and Viewers Like You. Thank You ^_^}}

{{quotebox|8. Why are you in jail? Are you aware that what you did was wrong?

I am in jail, because [[Bella]] Failed her Divine Test with the “Leak” she ended up altering and NULL failed and betrayed me when he blabbed and snitched the Transfer of Funds for my Hotel Room, which I HAVE Paid Back in Full. AND, the Divine Test on The Common Online Public, including you all; Enough Have FAILED to disregard the Rumors and the temptation of Drama that ALL of you get punished now with my online Absence. You all blew it.

And I’ve Soul Bonded, Cuddled, and Supportively Talked in Healing the Aura and Chakras, and Absolving the “Sins” and Regrets of [[Barbara]]. Soul Bonding does not necessarily constitute sex. Had I Not healed her, she would be dead Late August. There is Nothing Wrong in this Divine Mission from my mother, Emanuel, that I have fulfilled Think Deep, Meditate, Reevaluate Your Choices, and REPENT, Haters and Fakers!

9. If you are found not guilty, what do you expect to happen next if you should get out of jail? What about if you’re found guilty?

Not Guilty, I Know ALL will resume well and good, period. If found Guilty and not allowed to return Home; Premature APOCALYPSE FOR EVERYONE.
Seriously, Not Good At All. →}}

{{quotebox|④ 10. How do you feel about your case and lawyer? Are you confident in his ability to defend you in court?

Heilburg is very skilled and intelligent; I have great confidence and faith in his abilities, as well as greater Faith in the outcome. No Spoilers.

I shall see you all again online, once more, not long from now, and then ¡Adios! to the Minority Lot of you with Judgement Day. Her Holy Flames shall dissolve you. Remember.

Repent and Take Care in the meantime.
 Go Forth with that Clarity by my Power as God.

Sincerely,

Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu, the Goddess Blue Heart, and Lord, Messiah, Saivor, and God of All.}}

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2021-12-01T00:37:01Z

Good username:

<div style="text-align:center">'''Do not send money to Chris''': [[Enabler|satisfying]] an [[autistic]] [[Prison Saga|inmate’s]] [[Chris and nutrition|sweet tooth]] is a waste of your hard earned [[CWCville|C-Quarters]].<br>'' It has been… ''
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List of Chris's lies

2021-11-27T03:48:36Z

Good username: Nobody has piped to lie in years

{{quote|Your letter has been read fully, and your thoughts have been inputed and accepted for better improvement. Thank you for your time and efforts.|A classic lie from [[Mailbag 52]].}}

{{quote|I do not lie all the time; I lie some of the time.|[[Chris]], lying during the [[Kacey and Liquid Call]]}}

[[Chris]], not being one to accept personal responsibility, will frequently '''lie''' to save face. This trait was likely inherited from his mother [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]], whose dishonesty [[Cole Smithey E-mails|was described]] by [[Cole Smithey]] as "pathological".

In many cases, he will lie in a meager attempt to be "clever" or "outwit" the [[trolls]]. However, Chris is totally incapable of lying in a way that looks remotely convincing, so his lies have the opposite effect (e.g. [[CWC_Update_26_January_2009|going to Redmond]]). In other cases, he will lie to deny accepting personal responsibility for his [[Autism|actions]] (e.g. drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG|Rule 34]] of [[Megan Schroeder]]).

The reason why Chris is capable of telling bald-faced lies while still claiming to be [[Honest Content|true and honest]] probably derives from failing to understand the concept of a "white lie": a lie told out of courtesy to avoid trouble and/or offending people. Because telling this kind of lie usually is socially acceptable and won't tarnish one's reputation, Chris, in his usual blindness to social rules, probably learned through his [[autistic|brain]] that it is okay to lie in order to save face, because it is possible to do so while still remaining true and honest.

Complicating this further is the fact that Chris does not attempt to support his claims with any shred of evidence, and will contradict his lies with even more lies. The end result is that Chris is more or less a compulsive liar.

This list serves to document as many of Chris's blatant falsehoods as possible. While Chris is known to speak half-truth, exaggerate, etc., the fact that he is willing to outright tell blatant lies and untruths with no grounds in reality is disturbing and this list serves to document the latter.

==Chris's lies==
* Chris claims in his [[Chris's resume|resumé]] that he was employed at [[Wendy's]] from August to October [[2001]], but he admitted to [[Kacey]]'s father that he had been fired prior to 11 September.
* Chris claimed that mowing the lawn was a demanding physical chore for him, despite using a riding lawnmower to do it (though, in Chris's defense, it's entirely possible that mowing a lawn even with the aid of a riding lawnmower could have been genuinely physically demanding for him [[Chris and health|given what we know about his health]]).
* In a [[Mumble]] chat, he lied and said that [[nudes|nude]] photos of him on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] were photoshopped, despite consenting to the photos.<ref>[[Mumble 2|Mumble Chat #2]], ~44 minute mark</ref> Chris also lied to someone he believed to be [[Shigeru Miyamoto]] about the ED images being photoshopped.<ref name="ReferenceA">[[Miyamoto Saga#From Chris to Miyamoto]]</ref>
* For two days, Chris claimed to have a new [[sweetheart]] named [[Chloe]] after the [[Blanca]] breakup. The first mention was to his fans, of all people.<ref>[[Chris's Sonichu IRC Chloe Introduction]]</ref> Yet, if he were already seeing Chloe, why was he sad about breaking up with Blanca? Chris claimed to have met Chloe IRL at [[GameStop]], where they struck up a conversation, yet Chris has constantly said he freezes even while practicing talking to women.<ref>[[Vivitheg's AIM chat]]</ref> He even said that they had a date together at Taco Bell and shared his first kiss with her. The most damning evidence is Chris never mentioned Chloe again. Furthermore, as of [[Mailbag 13|Mailbag #13]], he says that he has "no recollection of a Chloe."
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate January 26th, 2009|lied]] about taking a trip to Redmond because he had no financial support and to get a "Peaceful Weekend Getaway from the Trolls of the internet."<ref name="ReferenceA"/>
* Chris claims he jogs regularly for more than 20 seconds, [[Sonichu's Edge|despite proving he is incapable of doing so.]]
* Chris [[Piedmont_Virginia_Community_College#Kicked_Out_of_College|claimed]] that he was kicked out of class because he told his professor that he was autistic, when the [[Jackie_Chat_5|real reason]] was him making a homophobic (and racist) comment in front of everyone.
* Chris [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 9th, 2008|claimed]] that [[Blanca]] received the [[medallion]] and sent it back so Chris could modify it, yet the medallion with the "special marks" was destroyed on YouTube. Furthermore, in a private chat with [[Robert Simmons V]]{{cite}}, Chris admits that the medallion was procured and was hastily working on a new one to throw the trolls off guard.
* When a nefarious IRL [[Jerkop]] confronted Chris on his [[Attraction Sign]], Chris quickly hid the sign while the Jerkop left to get the [[Manajerk]]. Then, Chris proceeded to lie and pretend he never brought the sign, resulting in him being banned from the store.
* Chris claimed that he was banned from [[The GAMe PLACe]] forever for going behind the counter. In fact, as revealed by [[Mimms]] on the PVCC forum, the ban for going behind the counter was temporary, and what got him banned forever was the fact that he got into a shouting match with a child and treated the [[Michael Snyder|store's manager]] rudely. Possibly, Chris was mistaken, as he can be [[Slow-in-the-minds|slow in the mind]] sometimes.
* In an e-mail,<ref>[[Chris E-mails 2008]] - "Against me, [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|that page]] has broken the closest thing I've had to a relationship with Megan Schroeder, who I've finally had at her first time of saying with feeling, 'I Love You' to me, then she found that page and she broke up with me."</ref> Chris claimed Megan said she loved him, when in reality she said no such thing.
* He has made occasional claims<ref>See [[Captain's Log, Stardate February 18th, 2009]] and [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009]].</ref> that he really doesn't hate [[homos]], despite several instances of him showing otherwise.<ref>[[Captain's Log, Stardate March 10th, 2009]], [[CWC Address to Unilever About AXE]], [[Don't Trust Any Homos Over There]], [[It's UGH!]], [[CWC "Boyfriend"]], [[Bless the Fans, Curse the Trolls]]</ref>
* In an [[IRC (20 January 2009)|IRC chat]]<ref>[[IRC (20 January 2009)]] at 21:21</ref> with [[Clyde Cash]] and [[BILLY MAYS]], Chris told Clyde, "People who call others homo are themselves in dire question of their own sexual preferences." When Clyde pointed out that Chris had called Clyde a homo just minutes earlier in the same chat, Chris lied that he didn't. When Chris was shown the exact words he typed, he said it didn't count because he was retaliating against Clyde's remark.
* Impersonated [[CChanSonichuCWC]] and called [[Kacey]], telling her about his sexual fantasies (which involves [[recycling]]).<ref>[[Kacey Phone Call]]</ref>
* Chris's challenges to CChanSonichuCWC began with a [[Captain's Log, Stardate July 29th, 2009|video]] in Spanish, stating that if Liquid Chris could not respond in Spanish, that would prove he is the impostor. When that backfired horribly, Chris then issued the [[SingStar Challenge|''SingStar'' Challenge]] to determine who is the real Chris. When Chris lost the ''SingStar'' Challenge, he declared that the contest meant nothing.
* Chris made a fake page<ref>http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html</ref> mimicking [[PS3|PlayStation]].com that showed him as the winner of the [[Chop Chop Master Onion's Rap Showdown|''PaRappa'' contest]].
* Trying to sound like a tough guy, Chris claimed in a [[Captain's Log, Stardate October 15th, 2009|15 October 2009]] Captain's Log entry that he "did not give a dang" about the reappearance of [[Liquid Chris]], which is obviously not true since Solid devoted the entire first half of the Captain's Log to discrediting Liquid. Solid also stated that it would be the last time he mentioned Liquid, so of course he mentioned him again in [[Brutal Legend Plus|a video six days later]]. In that video, Solid even used one of [[SingStar_Challenge_Round_1#CChanSonichuCWC.27s_Entry|Liquid's ''SingStar'' Challenge songs]] to mock the [[trolls]] (the song's original purpose being to mock Solid), proving that Liquid does indeed still agitate him.
* In [[Mailbag 14|Mailbag #14]], Chris offered a revisionist account of his ejection from [[Grace Baptist Church]], claiming that he was banned from the congregation because his pastor "found images of women in bikinis on my Facebook; he was offended." In fact, as Chris himself revealed in an e-mail to [[Lordsillynipples]] in 2008, he was kicked out after his pastor discovered the catalog of Chris's sexually deviant behavior on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], as well as the deranged YouTube rant from his [[Christian Weston Chandler's FUTURE MESSAGE|25th birthday]].
* In [[Mailbag 25|Mailbag #25]], Chris revealed that he told [[Bob Chandler|his father]] that he had taken the videos of the [[14 Branchland Ct.|Chandler house]] off the Internet. The videos are still available on YouTube.
* Chris began receiving e-mails in [[January 2010]] pointing out to him that his drawings of the Raichu from which Rosechu spawned in [[Sonichu 0|''Sonichu'' #0]] had a pointed tail instead of a blunted one, meaning the Raichu was male. What makes this incident unique is that Chris could have easily resolved the entire conflict. Since Chris is a longtime fan of the series, he could have easily thought "Wait a sec, when did male and female Pokemon start using different sprites again?", done a few quick searches online, and found that all Raichu were drawn with pointed tails prior to 2006. Eventually, after Chris uploaded an edited page and claimed that the tail had been blunt all along, he had this realization...after someone else showed him Bulbapedia.
* In early [[February 2010]], Chris added a note to the [[CWCipedia]] page for [[Simonla Rosechu]] which claimed that she is a completely original character, and not a sloppy knockoff of [[Evan]] George's [[Simonla_Rosechu|Simonchu]]. This was, of course, an obvious lie, contradicted by Chris's own e-mails and other statements about Simonla's creation. Later, in a [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 4|phone conversation]] with Alec Benson Leary, Chris acted surprised that anyone would be unwilling to accept this "retraction" of the truth, suggesting that he doesn't even comprehend why people might not believe his lies.
* On Chris's [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 5|fifth phone call with Alec]], Chris very quickly found his own logic being used against him. To extricate himself from having to admit he was wrong, Chris instead set the phone down and very unconvincingly pretended to be his own [[Barbara Chandler|mother]], carrying on a small "conversation" with Chris asking him to clean up some [[Chandler cats|cat shit]]. Chris then came back to the phone to tell Alec his mom needed him to take care of the cat and that he had to hang up.
* During the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth conversation with Alec]], Chris claims Nintendo sent him a letter saying Chris had free reign to use Pikachu in his comic, but when Alec asked Chris to upload the letter, Chris said he "misplaced" it. Also, during the call, Chris confidently stated that he "regularly" plays every single one of the games he owns – this being a valid reason he could not sell them for money. Chris owns [[List of Chris's games|roughly 600]] different video games, so unless Chris has figured out [[Time Void|a way to stop time]], it would be impossible for him to play all of those games regularly.
* Chris went to great lengths to tell the fans that he would never show gore and violence in his comics. However, he breaks this statement by killing Evan in a very gory fashion in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. He later insists in [[Jackie_Chat_1|his first chat with Jackie]] that it was justified because Alec "gored it up first." Episode #17, which was written long before ''Asperchu'' even began, ended with Rosechu stripping naked, ''clawing a man's head open'', ''electrocuting him'', and ''leaving him in a puddle of his own blood''.
* When the trolls started to demand more comics, Chris stated that he was never sure whether he wanted to make money with ''Sonichu''; if that were true, he would never have tried to make a [[Sonichu Adventure|video game]] about ''[[Sonichu]]'', nor try to sell it to businesspeople.
* Chris has repeatedly referred to [[The Wallflower]] as his "girlfriend", despite making a video [["Damian Antaria", PLEASE, Don't Leave Me - I NEED YOU!!!|pleading for her to be with him]], and, in fact, complaining about her essentially putting him in the [[friend zone]].
* Chris promised to [[03212010 C-Ya Later.MOV|"remove [him]self from the Internet"]], only to return in less than 48 hours [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|to rant about the Cleveland Show]].
* [[Michael_Snyder_is_ColdHearted_and_Mean|While trying to get himself back into The GAMe PLACe]], Chris told Michael Snyder that he's become a better person. This is after all the things he's done since [[2008#April|April 2008]]. He ends this meeting by calling Michael a Jew, despite stating he had nothing against Jews not five minutes earlier.
* Chris's [[Damien Antaria (CWCipedia page)|CWCipedia article about The Wallflower]] contains some of the biggest flights of fancy, blatant lies, exaggerations, half-truths, and flat-out delusions seen yet from Chris outside of the [[Father Call]]. Specifically, he claimed that he and The Wallflower had shared a kiss; since this would have been Chris's "real" first kiss (aside from "[[Chloe]]", a lie), it was considered important by obsessive CWCki editors to see if he remembers it later (the Wallflower CWCipedia page article was written on April the 19th). Naturally, [[Jackie e-mails Part 2|leaked e-mails from Jackie]] show that by the 10th of April, ''nine days before making this highly suspicious claim'', Chris had either a.) [[Jackie_e-mails_Part_2#Jackie.27s_Questionaire_1|momentarily forgotten that he had been kissed]] – a monumental occasion in his life; b,) lied on his CWCipedia about being kissed; or c.) lied to Jackie about being kissed. In the end, a lie is still a lie, although it's ''possible'' he's basing his story on a gross exaggeration of the truth (the two sharing a drinking straw is the current troll favorite for this).
* In [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]], when asked about his opinion on a possible repeal of the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy that would allow open homosexuals to serve in the U.S. military, Chris said that he thought the policy should only be repealed so that "the [[homos]] can go die in explosions." When called out on this in [[Mailbag 51|several]] [[Mailbag 53|later]] [[Mailbag 54|Mailbags]], Chris forgoes apology to either deny the claim ever took place, or claimed that he had retracted it. Later, he would alter an e-mail in [[Mailbag 51|Mailbag #51]] which contained the quoted remark to make it appear as though Chris was being pro-gay in the original e-mail. Up until the death of the CWCipedia in May 2010, the original, homophobic reply in [[Mailbag 49|Mailbag #49]] remained unchanged and unretracted.
* In the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails|e-mails]] with Clyde Cash and [[Surfshack Tito]] about Chris's PS3, Chris swore that he would not reveal the name of his [[Jackie|new girlfriend]]. He broke this promise in [[To Jackie, with Love.MOV|a video]] not two weeks later.
* Also in the [[Clyde and Tito PS3 E-mails]], Chris said he would not buy another PS3. Not only did he do that and begin earning trophies about two weeks later, he also bought a PS Move controller ([[ECV 00001|seen in this video]]).
* In [[Jackie_E-mails_23|an e-mail exchange with Jackie]], he claims his [[Duck|penis]] is bigger than previously photographed and is no longer bent.
* Chris told [[Vivian Gee]] that he read her book, ''[[A Girl Who Brought Down the World]]'', when, in reality, he gave it to [[Rocky Shoemaker|his pastoral counselor]], and never touched it beyond that.<ref>[[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke]]</ref>
* In the [[Miyamoto emails]], Chris claims he never sexually harassed [[Megan Schroeder]], despite drawing [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]], and Megan repeatedly having told Chris to stop touching her.<ref>[[Megan_Emails,_2005-2006]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Jan-July_2007]]</ref><ref>[[Megan_Emails,_Aug-Dec_2007]]</ref>
* On the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum, he said that if homosexuals 'kept it behind closed doors', he wouldn't bother them. Aside from his well-known issues with [[Homos]], his comic states that if he had the power, he'd constantly [[Magi-Chan|be on the lookout for homosexual activity]], and punish them to suit.
* In [[You're Always Pretty]], Chris told his mother he was taking pictures of her, when he was really video taping her.
* When Chris informed his [[mother]] that he [[PS3#Destruction|destroyed his PS3]], he told her that the machine was already malfunctioning before he smashed it to bits. In reality the PS3 was still operational when Chris decided to put it out of use.<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 11]]</ref>
* When he held the [[Alex's Lemonade Stand|lemonade stand]], he claimed that his father died of cancer, when in fact, he died of complications from heart failure. However, this could just be Chris assuming [[Bob]] died of cancer because he had it (at least at one point), and not taking time to look into his actual cause of death.
* Chris told [[Jackie]] in an email that he has grown tolerant of the [[HEXBox|Xbox 360]] and respects those who own one, but recently in 2013, Chris went back on his word by defacing a display for the Xbox One at his local [[Mal-Wart|Walmart]], thus proving that his bizarre hatred for the HEX-BOX is still strong.
* Despite Chris' obvious morbid [[Obesity|obesity]], he has always lied about his weight, being evasive and giving numbers that are more consistent with [[Chris and reality|his own delusional self image than reality]]. As early as [[February 2010]], Chris admitted that he had at one point weighed more than 220 pounds. On Facebook on 4 January 2014, he claimed that he [[Obesity#Actual weight|weighed only 202 pounds]], despite his obvious sagging, triple chin visible in his profile picture. Users of the CWCki forums generally speculated that, based on the photographic evidence, he was probably underestimating his own weight by at least 60 pounds (~27 kilograms).
* When Catherine said no to a relationship with Chris, Chris told her that [[Catherine_E-mails#It_IS_Your_Fault.21|he was entitled to a relationship]]. In a [[Catherine_E-mails#Re:_Well.2C_that.27s_nypical|later e-mail]] ''(presumably after being called on his bullshit)'', he claimed he said no such thing. On that note, he also publicly referred to her as his "girlfriend" for months, despite Catie saying to him point-blank that their outings were not dates.
* Chris has stated that he has D-cup breasts. Kiwi Farms users have determined that they are actually A-cups.
* Chris did a promotion where if someone sent him a PS4 for his birthday, they would get a $500 coupon for his custom made Sonichu Amiibos. Obviously nobody sent him a PS4, but that didn't stop him from saying someone did. He claims someone named Kagney Lynn bought him the PS4, but closer examination of his Facebook page shows that the details of the order are linked to Fingerhut, the company he bought the PS4 from. This proves he bought the system himself.
* In [[Cwcville Shopping is on Vacation]], Chris lied about his Etsy shop being on vacation, when it had been forcibly closed by Etsy staff, due to repeated complaints that he was not delivering orders. He also lied about working to set up a Zazzle shop; he decided to [[beg]] for handouts over the next several months instead.
* Chris lied about seeing a doctor about the [[self-inflicted taint wound]] and later about the photos of it being an elaborate troll.
* Chris continually lied about his "creative groove" being "killed" because [[Lulu]] banned him. In reality, he had stopped work on the comic long before that happened, and he had even solved the publisher problem within a month, by sneaking back onto Lulu under an alternate name.
* Chris repeatedly lied about his reason for selling [[EBay|his father's stamp collection]], claiming he needed money for bills but immediately spending it all on toys<ref>[[Financhu Crisis#March_.2717]]</ref>.
* Chris claimed in [[I Am Sick of the HATE!!! (I could use a break)]] that Bob was the one who revealed their address and phone number to the Internet despite it being Chris who did so and has done so on numerous occasions.
* During the Doopie saga, Chris said to Doopie that he was taking care of his parents. But his dad had already been dead for years, long before he had ever spoke to Doopie.
* Chris claimed you could tell that [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] was inhabiting his body by his change in [[Autism|mannerisms]], however he is acting exactly the same (to be fair, [[Chris and writing|all his shitty recolors act like him]]).
* Chris intentionally lied to [[Sean Walker]], [[Null]], and [[Bella]] regarding the identity of his sexual partner in July 2021, manipulating them into believing that he had found an older gal-pal when in fact, [[Incest|it was his own mother.]]<ref>[[Incest fallout chat leaks]]</ref> He would eventually confess to Bella in the [[incest call]].
* After the Incest indicent where Chris was issued a protective order, Null confronted Chris about a transfer of $750 from Barb's account to his. Chris feigned ignorance of this until Null produced a screenshot of the theft.
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Jail Call - 1 November 2021

2021-11-25T04:34:31Z

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On 1 [[November 2021]], [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] made a '''phone call from jail''' to a fan named Cory Allison, who had previously sent him a letter. Cory uploaded an edited version of the call to [[YouTube]] on 19 November.

According to the video description and replies to comments by Cory, this was the second of two calls which he had with Chris in jail. The first call was not recorded and concerned, among other things, Chris's intention to make ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' comics about his jail experience when he is released.

Notably, Chris continues to refer to his [[incest]] with [[Barbara Chandler|his mom]] as a spiritual, healing event rather than the depraved, potentially traumatic act that it was. This confession is likely to serve the prosecution's argument to them on a silver platter when his trial inevitably happens, [[Honest Content|because he wouldn't stop talking]].

==Video==
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===Transcript===

==== Overall wellbeing / Feelings of the past troll events (00:00 - 00:20) ====

Feel like I'm in a much better place now. Ehh, it could be - could've been worse, I mean I could've been abused a ''lot'' worse. I mean, the worst time I was abused just essentially if you don't count the theoretical exes, all those fakers and haters online, it would have to be [[Nathanael Greene Elementary School|the pin-me-down event in fourth grade]].

==== Kinds of letters received (00:20 - 00:54) ====

Ehh, a couple of them were like, just like two or s-, just like around two of them were like rather cruel or just being jerk-ish. And then there were three that just did not list their names or anything on the env- on the envelope and like, ehh, just whatever images and uh, one of them was pretending to li- pretending to be [[Robertchu]], my dad, and tried to talk to me. [[lie|I saw that coming from a mile away]], my foresight did, and just like, ya know. All I had to do was just like, ya know, just read the part of the first sentence and then I'd just shred that letter and flushed it into the toilet.

==== Being Jesus Christ Incarnated (00:54 - 01:32) ====

I mean, especially Kenneth, I gave him permission to post the letters on Onion Farms which of course, uh, then got relayed to [[Kiwi Farms]], then obviously yes. I wanted everybody to know what I've realized that I am literally God, I am the full reincarnation of Jesus Christ and everything. All that. Everybody needs to know this truth. And essentially I mean the [[Dimension Merge]] I started talking about like three years ago, that was like just one of the three events for the entire Judgement Day, the other two being the Collective Shift and of course my Second Coming.

==== Everyday life right now (01:32 - 02:08) ====

Well, in my - among my writing I've lately, uh, written my thoughts and details each and every day in my own little journal which I call my Goddess Log. Ya know, I meditate a ''lot'' in here, so, I know just pretty much everything. I mean I come - I mean meditate innately, involuntarily, 24/7/365, so for me to consciously meditate which is for me to go deeper into myself and dive deeper into the cosmos, the universe, the [[wikipedia:Akashic records|Akashic records]], and literally the entire multiverse and then some.

==== Future Plans (not mentioned but he did tell me in another call he plans to make sonichu comics of his prison experience) (02:08 - 02:32) ====

Yeah, but I've - I've wrote a bunch of those meditative details out as well in my Goddess Log. I mean, after I, some time after I get out of here, I'm likely to just, umm, lend 'em all, lend my entire budget to my business association, my business associate [[Caden Peck]], have him, uhh, do a bunch of scan work, and uhh, help me to like publish it.

==== Chris likes Subway Sandwiches (02:32 - 02:35) ====

Ahh, that's always good, I like [[Subway]].

==== About winding up in prison (02:35 - 02:44) ====

Yeah, I mean, I foreknew and foresaw that I was gonna end up in jail anyway. It was just popular in most of the other timelines.

==== Chris explains what he did with Barb when asked what happened that day (soul bonding) (02:44 - 03:20) ====

And yeah, essentially, uhh, the thing I di- the thing I did was essentially, I soul bonded and cuddled and supportively [''unintelligible''] and emotional and spirituality talked a lot to Barbara. So essentially, I was just, uhh, boosting - I was boosting her up and healing and cleansing her aura and chakras, and, of course, healing and forgiving and all that over past sins and her regrets. So that is what I did, mainly. That was the main attraction.

==== Chris on donations (03:20 - 03:41) ====

Yes, the money would be appreciated to help me out, I mean not only in phone time, but also keep me well in stocks with uhh, pens and better food. I received a generous donation recently and I've been - I've been enjoying soup. I figured out how to make noodle soup in a bottle!

==== Final Goodbye (03:41 - 3:54) ====

Yeah, I'll send you a letter and drawing later, take care and have a great blessed day. Go forth in peace and clarity by my power and glory. Yeah, alright, take care. Bye now.

==Background==
On 24 November 2021 Cory posted a comment on his video explaining the circumstances behind the call:

{{quotebox|I wrote chris chan a letter on october 27th 2021 and included my phone number not expecting much. 3 days later he called me but I was at work and asked if hed call back because i couldnt talk. he sounded annoyed and said he might talk to me later and I figured thatd be the end. the next day he called me and this was of that conversation. but I didnt get it all recorded. It was a 10 minute phone call which is all thats allowed. also he has to call you you cant call him. for the people annoyed I dont have my questions in the video its because recording him on speaker made his voice super quiet and mine was extremely loud so I had to enhance his audio making my voice even louder and obnoxious and I wanted the video to be about him and what he had to say. his talking is all there is and I in no way manipulate you to believe anything about chris chan with my video. Besides that this video is edited because we discussed personal details like my address and things noone would get without reading my letter; small talk. i edited it down to only the interesting parts strangers would get or want to know. thank you}}

==See Also==

*[[2014 Jail calls]]

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*'''18 November''' - Chris’s '''[[Prison Saga|court hearing]]''' will commence.
*'''13 November''' - A '''[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021|jail letter from 8 November]]''' is revealed by the Youtube channel Stories from The Penitentiary, giving a clearer image on his mental state and his experiences in jail.
*'''12 November''' - A Discord message from [[July 2021]], '''[[July 2021 Watchmen leaks#Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store|Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store]]''', is leaked.
*'''6 November''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], '''[[Masturbation discussions|on Chris discussing masturbation and his lack of a relationship]]''', is leaked.
*'''5 November''' - A set of texts from [[July 2021]], '''[[MKR DMs|on Chris leaving]]''' a Discord server run by [[Watchmen]], is leaked.
*'''2 November''' - A chatlog from [[October 2020]], '''[[Pennsylvania Trip]]''', is leaked.

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*'''13 November''' - A '''[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021|jail letter from 8 November]]''' is revealed by the Youtube channel Stories from The Penitentiary, giving a clearer image on his mental state and his experiences in jail.
*'''12 November''' - A Discord message from [[July 2021]], '''[[July 2021 Watchmen leaks#Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store|Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store]]''', is leaked.
*'''6 November''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], '''[[Masturbation discussions|on Chris discussing masturbation and his lack of a relationship]]''', is leaked.
*'''5 November''' - A set of texts from [[July 2021]], '''[[MKR DMs|on Chris leaving]]''' a Discord server run by [[Watchmen]], is leaked.
*'''2 November''' - A chatlog from [[October 2020]], '''[[Pennsylvania Trip]]''', is leaked.

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*'''18 November ''' - Chris’s [[Prison Saga|court hearing]] will commence.
*'''13 November''' - A '''[[Jail Letter - 8 November 2021|jail letter from 8 November]]''' is revealed by the Youtube channel Stories from The Penitentiary, giving a clearer image on his mental state and his experiences in jail.
*'''12 November''' - A Discord message from [[July 2021]], '''[[July 2021 Watchmen leaks#Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store|Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store]]''', is leaked.
*'''6 November''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], '''[[Masturbation discussions|on Chris discussing masturbation and his lack of a relationship]]''', is leaked.
*'''5 November''' - A set of texts from [[July 2021]], '''[[MKR DMs|on Chris leaving]]''' a Discord server run by [[Watchmen]], is leaked.
*'''2 November''' - A chatlog from [[October 2020]], '''[[Pennsylvania Trip]]''', is leaked.
*'''29 October''' - Two more [[jail letters]] are posted - in '''[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|a letter from 20 October]]''', Chris answers six questions from a fan; in '''[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021|a letter from 25 October]]''', Chris answers a fan's letter asking about his stay in jail.

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*'''12 November''' - A Discord message from [[July 2021]], '''[[July 2021 Watchmen leaks#Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store|Reacting to MLP G5 toys at the store]]''', is leaked.
*'''6 November''' - A chatlog from [[February 2021]], '''[[Masturbation discussions|on Chris discussing masturbation and his lack of a relationship]]''', is leaked.
*'''5 November''' - A set of texts from [[July 2021]], '''[[MKR DMs|on Chris leaving]]''' a Discord server run by [[Watchmen]], is leaked.
*'''2 November''' - A chatlog from [[October 2020]], '''[[Pennsylvania Trip]]''', is leaked.
*'''29 October''' - Two more [[jail letters]] are posted - in '''[[Jail Letter - 20 October 2021|a letter from 20 October]]''', Chris answers six questions from a fan; in '''[[Jail Letter - 25 October 2021|a letter from 25 October]]''', Chris answers a fan's letter asking about his stay in jail.

<center>''Only significant events are listed. For all current updates, visit [https://kiwifarms.net/forums/christian-weston-chandler.18/ Kiwi Farms].''</center>

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Jail Saga

2021-11-13T00:50:31Z

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{{Ongoing}}
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/>]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.

Despite the name, Chris has not yet been sent to prison, though it seems inevitable that he will end up there. As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.<ref name=ContinuanceDate/> Since then, Chris's only contact to the outside world has been a series of letters addressed to a variety of people, ranging from people Chris knows or correspondence to his [[fans]].

==Background==
{{See also|Incest}}

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref>

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to Walker having [[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to co-operate with the police in the event of his being arrested), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

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| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = i2ELbb6svD4
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|

''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in background.]''

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!

'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

[''End of relevant footage'']

}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender/><ref name=tucker/> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host [[wikipedia:Tucker Carlson|Tucker Carlson]] briefly talked about the discourse in a [[wikipedia:Fox News|Fox News]] segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> A [[Jail Letter 2|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
=== First court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

=== Continuance and letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
}}</ref>

However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.<ref>[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]</ref> Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favourable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence, or even an innocent verdict if he could convince the court that he had [[Reality| simply imagined the whole thing.]]

With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement.<ref>[https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/insanity-plea Legal requirements for an Insanity Defense]</ref> Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.

=== More letters from jail ===
In his second letter, Chris provides a brief update of his current conditions in prison. He would also continue to double down on his delusions, threaten the weens stealing things from his house, beg for money for both him and Barbara, and demand his release from prison. In his third letter, Chris responds to a fan's attempt to get him to convert to Islam. Like the previous letters, he compares himself to Allah and rants about the dimensional merge.

=== Second court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]</ref> While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.

==Fan videos==
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| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan in Ace Attorney
| ytid = bBeZYyu0vR0
| stardate = 3 [[August 2021]]
| maker = Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions
| subject = Chris in court
| type = [[Videogames|Video Games]]
| info = "We're in for quite the ride, aren't we?"
}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

==References==

Jail Saga

2021-11-13T00:45:01Z

Good username: /* Fan videos */

{{Ongoing}}
[[File:2021 Chris Chan mugshot.jpg|thumb|300px|Chris's mugshot for his [[incest]] charge, Henrico County Sheriff's Office.<ref name=sun/>]]

Following allegations in late [[July 2021|July]] and the eventual confirmation that [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] had committed [[incest]] with [[Barb]], hundreds of people contacted the Greene County police, and authorities conducted a welfare check on the Chandler home, issuing an Emergency Protective Order on [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] the following day (essentially a temporary week-long restraining order). Chris was made temporarily homeless, and stayed at the Regency Inn Richmond for the meantime. Chris was '''arrested on 1 [[August 2021]]''', outside of the Inn. The arrest was captured live on stream by several [[Post-Merge_Era#Ethan_Ralph|onlookers.]] Surprisingly, given Chris's past history with [[Chris and the law|the law]], he made no attempt to resist arrest, and was cooperative with police.

Despite the name, Chris has not yet been sent to prison, though it seems inevitable that he will end up there. As of writing, Chris is currently being held at the Central Virginia Regional Jail and is currently awaiting trial for the charge of incest, as well as pending charges yet to be identified.<ref name="press release"/> He was arraigned on 5 August 2021 and held without bond pending a mental health evaluation until 18 November.<ref name=ContinuanceDate/> Since then, Chris's only contact to the outside world has been a series of letters addressed to a variety of people, ranging from people Chris knows or correspondence to his [[fans]].

==Background==
{{See also|Incest}}

It is a [[Chris and the law|criminal offense]] in Virginia to engage in incest - sexual activities between a parent and a child are a class 5 felony, punishable on indictment by up to 10 years incarceration.<ref name=kvia>[https://kvia.com/news/us-world/2021/08/10/transgender-autistic-internet-personality-chris-chan-held-without-bond-in-mens-jail-on-incest-charge-involving-senile-mom/ Transgender, autistic internet personality Chris Chan held without bond in men's jail on incest charge involving senile mom]</ref>

In the early morning of 28 July 2021, Chris discussed having sex with his mother in a call and text messages with [[Isabella Loretta Janke]]. On the night of 29 July, the [[Suitress]] leaked the files. The next morning, as reports poured in, Greene County Police visited [[14 Branchland Court]] for a [[Welfare check|wellness check]].<ref name=sun/> They issued Chris an Emergency Protective Order, forbidding contact between him and Barbara, and by extension, preventing him from remaining at her residence until 5 August. Meanwhile, Barbara was relocated to a hospital for a senior care inspection.<ref name=removed>{{Cite farms
| thread = 96559
| title = Chris-Chan incest leak / Chris has been removed from 14 Branchland Court
| wayback = 20211006023749
}}</ref>

As a result of the protection order levied against Chris, he was without a home for the time being. Due to [[Financhu Crisis|ongoing financial problems]], Chris could not afford a hotel. [[Null]] advised him to sleep in [[Son-Chu#Barb's Dodge Caravan|his van]] for one night, noting that Chris would have have the proceeds of Chris's GoFundMe (originally intended for Chris's trip to [[Everfree Northwest]]) transferred to his bank account the following day. Initial plans to stay with [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]] were disrupted after their invitation was rescinded - likely while he was already on the way to their home.<ref name=letter>[[Jail Letter - 19 September 2021]]</ref>{{refn|
Chris told Null that after spending the night in his car, he would go to a mall as soon as it opened in the morning and loiter there.<ref name=NullTexts/> The two malls he mentioned, [[Leonard Bearstein|Regency Mall]] and Chesterfield Towne Center, are in [[Richmond]].<ref>{{w|Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)}} and {{w|Chesterfield Towne Center}} on Wikipedia</ref> This suggests that [[Aunt Harriet and Uncle Tom]], who live in Richmond's southwest suburbs,<ref>[[Miyamoto emails#Please Give Me $800|Chris leaks the Ashbys' address to Miyamoto-san]]</ref> did not rescind their invitation until he had actually gotten near their home.}}

On 30th of July, Everfree Northwest posted that "appropriate action to protect the vulnerable" will be taken; while not naming Chris, it is suspected that that this tweet refers to the revocation of Chris's invitation to the convention,<ref>[[:File:EverfreeNorthwestBansChris.jpg|Everfree Northwest tweet]]</ref> which Null subsequently confirmed. Due to the disturbing and lurid nature of the allegations, hashtags and topics such as #ChrisChan and #CHRISCHANDIDWHAT trended on Twitter, reaching 4th overall trend on July 30th,<ref>[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/who-chris-chan-sonichu-comic-creator-leaves-twitter-scandalized-latest-trend Who is Chris Chan? Sonichu comic creator leaves Twitter scandalized with latest trend]</ref> exposing a large number of otherwise uninvolved individuals to the story of Chris-Chan causing the [[Orbiter Wave]].

On 31 July, Null, who had access to Chris's email (with Chris's permission) since the [[Guard Dogs]] Saga,<ref name="marvinqna">[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/the-chris-chan-extortionists.45366/post-3553571 Marvin answers questions regarding OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref><ref>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/operation-kingsnake.44345/ OPERATION: Kingsnake]</ref> found that Chris had received $750.00 from Barb's bank account, meaning he had either contacted Barb or gained access to Barb's bank account himself, either of which would violate the emergency protection order. When confronted, Chris initially denied the accusation, claiming he had "managed to find blessings in the minimum abundance needed." However, upon further questioning he confirmed the that he had had access to Barb's account for some time, contrary to Null's previous assumption that Barb had been control of Chris's finances and not vice versa. Upset by Chris embezzling from his mother and lying to cover it up, Null finally cut all contact with him, reported the theft to authorities, and canceled the transfer of the GoFundMe money, arranging for it to be refunded to the donors.<ref name=NullTexts>[[Incest fallout chat leaks#Chris takes money from Barb]]</ref>

==Arrest==
[[File:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|500px|"Ladies and gentlemen, we got him."]]
{{quote|I am [[Chris-Chan Sonichu]], your [[Messiah complex|Goddess]] [[CPU Blue Heart|Blue Heart]], and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus]] and [[Rosechu (species)|Rosechus]] and everybody. I keep in good faith that everything is going to work out.|Chris, while being arrested.<ref name=video>[[#Video|Video of Chris's arrest filmed by Killstream crew]]</ref>}}
On the evening of 31 July, Reddit user ''[[Chrisisaman]]'' located [[Son-chu]] at the Regency Inn in [[Richmond]], confirming that Chris was in the city and that he would be spending time in a motel.<ref>[https://web.archive.org/web/20210801045236/https://old.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/comments/ovlys1/location_confirmed_10_minutes_ago/ Archived Reddit post confirming Chris's location]</ref> The next day, [[Post-Merge Era|a number of people]] attempted to observe or contact Chris there. Observers noticed police cars stationed at the motel, but because the place was known to have a seedy reputation, it was not obvious if they were there for Chris or for some other reason. These cop cars eventually left without arresting Chris.

The most significant of the observers was YouTuber [[Ethan Ralph]] who livestreamed himself and his friends [[Ween|driving to the motel to meet Chris]]. The group [[Live Reading of SNT Vs Sonichu, Part 2|ordered a pizza]] in the hopes of luring him out, but this was unsuccessful - Chris was apparently too busy messaging [[Sean Walker]].{{refn|The time Ralph was knocking on Chris's door - about 3:01 PM<ref name=snippet/> - is almost exactly the same as the timestamps on Chris's final messages to Sean Walker - 3:10 PM.<ref>[[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Chris's final messages]]</ref>}} They then went about knocking on every door on the second floor (Chris had previously been filmed walking along the second floor balcony, suggesting that was where he was staying), but this was fruitless as well, and only led to the menagerie being ordered to leave by a [[Jerkop|motel employee]].<ref name=snippet>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/8-1-21-ethan-ralph-tries-to-drag-chris-chan-to-his-house.96772/post-9596798 Archived stream snippet]</ref>

Not giving up, the group went to the [[Wikipedia:Regency Mall (Richmond, Virginia)|Regency Mall]] (of [[Leonard Bearstein|'the bear']] fame) across the street, following (incorrect) speculation that Chris might be there if not in his room. While livestreaming at the mall they had an encounter with a police officer, who would happen to be one of the officers who arrested Chris (as Ethan acknowledges during the arrest).

Later that afternoon, Ralph was tipped off that four police cars had shown up at the motel. At around 6:00 PM, he got back just in time to film two Henrico County police officers perp-walking Chris down from his room, streaming the whole debacle for a live audience of over 3,000 viewers. While the police talked to Chris, Ralph sporadically yelled questions and comments, to which Chris occasionally responded.

Unlike Chris's previous run-ins with the law, he remained mostly calm and compliant during the arrest (possibly due to Walker having [[Sean Walker Discord DMs#Discussing the incest fallout|advised him the previous day]] to co-operate with the police in the event of his being arrested), though he rambled about the [[Dimensional Merge]] to both the police and Ralph's crew, promising that the Merge was in fact happening right at that moment. The police then loaded Chris into a squad car and left without answering Ralph's questions.<ref name=video/> An additional POV shot filmed by an anonymous onlooker showed Chris climbing directly into the cop car - the last footage of Chris to date.

===Video===

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| name = Chris-Chan Arrested
| ytid = i2ELbb6svD4
| style = {{Tragedy|[[Chris and stress|My Baby Blue Arms]]}}, {{Reason|text}}, {{Crazy|[[Autism|Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down, Tumbling Down]]}}
| stardate = 1st [[August 2021]]
| saga = {{Incest|text}} {{Post-Merge|text}} {{Prison|text}}
| previous =
| next =
}}

===Transcript===
{{collapsible|state=mw-collapsed|Transcript|

''[Video begins with a shot of a neighboring car. A woman gets out of it with her phone. The song "Save Your Tears" by the Weeknd plays in background.]''

'''Girl''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': They're arresting her!

''[Ralph gets out of the car and walks toward the fence. The woman from earlier is now kneeling with her phone pointing at the motel. Ralph walks past her.]''

'''Ralph''': Sorry.

''[Camera zooms in on the motel, focusing on the second floor, where the police officers are walking Chris]''

'''Girl in background''': Oh my god!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, they're arresting Chris-Chan here at the hotel.

'''Chris''' (yelling): (unclear due to chatter) ...For the internet, do not record this!

'''Ralph''' (yelling): Chris-Chan, what's up! Killstream, baby! When you get out, let's do the Killstream! Look me up!

'''Guy in background''': Let the charges drop! It's all about [[Null|Joshua Conner Moon]]!

'''Ralph''': Tell 'em all about Josh Moon, that's who they want!

''[Bystanders start yelling]''

'''Girl in background''': Give it up, Chris-Chan!

'''Guy in background''': Give him up... save yourself, girl!

'''Another guy in background''': Magi-Chan will help you!

'''Third guy in background''': You're beautiful!

'''Ralph''': Look up Ethan Ralph, Killstream! I live here in Richmond, buddy!

'''Girl in background''': Go to church!

'''Ralph''': No, come to... come to the Killstream first!

''[As the cops walk Chris down the stairs, there is more yelling]''

'''Person below''': ETHAN I BOUGHT YOUR STICKER!

'''Ralph''': YEEEAH! What kind of shit is this? Holy shit! Oh my god, thank you!

''[The cops are now walking Chris past the motel entrance]''

'''Guy in background''': Got a (indistinct) here!

'''Girl in background''': Christian Weston Chandler, right here being...

''[Camera turns past a nearby building as Ralph runs toward the motel parking lot]''

'''Ralph''': Oh, shit, oh! You better hurry Jesse, you're missing out!

''[The camera now zooms in on Chris and three police officers, now standing outside a police car]''

'''Police officer''':...oh no, (indistinct) transport in the front...

''[One of the officers says something to Chris that cannot be heard, presumably asking for his name]''

'''Chris''': ...Chris-Chan, or Sonichu, as they know...

''[Camera freezes for a couple seconds]''

'''Girl in background''':...Chris. (indistinct) Bring 'em...

''[A fourth officer gets out of one of the police cars]''

'''Ralph''': Hey, officers, how's it going?

'''Police officer''': How you doing? I just saw you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, that's right! That's you, oh my god!

'''Person in background''': Sorry about that, guys.

'''Ralph''': I told you!

'''Chris''': (indistinct) flying (?)...

'''Girl in background''': (To Ralph) Is the car unlocked?

'''Chris''': (indistinct) I am good like this!

'''Guy in background''': (To Chris) You are, you absolutely are!

'''Ralph''': Yeah, I think so. (To Chris) Yeah, you appear to be compliant.

'''Chris''': I am Chris-Chan Sonichu, your goddess Blue Heart, and I continue to stand strong, and I maintain everything with [[CWCVille]] and my [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichus and Rosechus]] and everybody.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, you're live to about 3,000 people right now, Christian!

'''Guy in background''': How do you plead?

'''Ralph''': Well don't...you're taking everything in stride, you said you're doing good?

'''Chris''' : Yeah. I keep a good faith everything is going to work out.

'''Ralph''': Doing good, feeling good?

'''Chris''' : Yep.

'''Ralph''': How's the last few days been? I know it's been pretty [[Stress|stressful]].

'''Chris''' : Bit stressful, but... I've taken it one moment at a time and...I've got my...I've got my loves.

'''Ralph''': Well that's good.

'''Guy in background''': Do you, like, Josh Moon, like, did you dirty?

''[An officer begins frisking Chris, and apparently finds something on his waistband]''

'''Chris''': (To officer) Oh, well, that's just the one thing, that's a pin. Feel free, just go ahead and take it out, it's a picture of Muffins from ''[[My Little Pony]]''.

'''Guy in background''': Your [[Love Quest]] is over, Chris!

'''Chris''': (To officer) I promise like...I was not (indistinct) to fall... it fell off my bag, I did not want to lose it. And please, I would like that in my collection. (indistinct)

'''Jesse''': Hey, Ethan!

'''Ralph''': What's up, Jesse?

'''Jesse''': How you doing?

'''Ralph''': Boy we almost missed it, huh?

''[Ralph and Jesse laugh]''

'''Jesse''': I was wandering around the mall.

''[The officer starts searching Chris's left side]''

'''Chris''': Well, heh. He's not offering me any options there...

'''Officer''': I'm just letting you know I'm... (indistinct)

'''Girl in background''': I literally ran out to get that (chuckles). This is nuts.

''[Someone makes a noise in the background]''

'''Jesse''': Christine, this man does want to help you.

'''Ralph''': Yeah, we were trying to get you on the show, but...look, when you get out, look me up, Killstream. I don't know if you know who I am or not.

'''Girl in background''': We're here to help you!

''[Indistinct yelling in background]''

'''Ralph''': We saw what Josh was doing to you, so we wanted to come try to talk to you.

''[The cop finishes his search]''

'''Police officer''': (To Chris) Do you have anything else on you?

'''Chris''': I have nothing else on me.

''[The police officer says something to Chris]''

'''Chris''': I understand. I have no weed, I have no drugs on (indistinct)... like I said, frisk me, there you go! (chuckles)

'''Ralph''': (Chuckles)

'''Chris''': [[Homos|That felt good]]!

'''Ralph''': (Laughs loudly)

'''Chris''': Thank you.

'''Police officer''': Alright, let's have a seat.

'''Jesse''': Christine, is the merge coming?

'''Ralph''': Aight...

'''Chris''': It's happening now, we're on the very last thread!

'''Ralph''': (talking over Chris) The Merge, it's happening right now, isn't it?

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now, it is.

'''Chris''': We're living it!

''[Chris turns to the officers.]''

'''Chris''': (indistinct) ...Batman into a hero.

''[Chris sits down as one of the officers points into the back of the police car]''

'''Girl in background''': It's happening right now.

'''Guy in background''': Merge the dimensions, Chris!

'''Ralph''': Farewell, Chris Chan!

'''Girl in background''': (indistinct) The Dimensional Merge is happening right now, August 1, 2021.

''[Chris disappears into the back of the police car]''

[''End of relevant footage'']

}}

==Initial jail stay==
[[File:Henrico County Jail West.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Henrico County Jail West]]
[[File:Central Virginia Regional Jail.JPG|thumb|300px|Aerial view of Central Virginia Regional Jail]]
At 8:23 PM later that day, Chris was booked into Henrico County Jail West and held without bail.<ref name=charged/><ref name=sun>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.the-sun.com/news/3394847/chris-chan-sonichu-arrested-incest/
| autoarchive = 20210804202308
| title = Chris Chan arrested for ‘incest’ after claims Sonichu comic book creator sexually assaulted family member
| website = The Sun
}}</ref> On 2 August 2021, the Charlottesville CBS affiliate, CBS 19, reported on the case, following the release of a press release from the Greene County Sheriff's Department indicating that Chris had been moved to [[Chris's homes#Central Virginia Regional Jail|Central Virginia Regional Jail]], which serves several rural counties including Greene County.<ref name="press release">Press release on [https://www.cbs19news.com/story/44432363/suspect-arrested-in-sex-crimes-against-family-member-case CBS], [https://www.facebook.com/269663503100241/photos/a.398555170211073/4389133984486485/?type=3 Facebook]</ref>

Calls to the Sheriff's Office confirmed that Chris was being held on a charge of incest. Notably, the charge against Chris is listed on the Henrico Sheriff's Office website as "incest with own child or grandchild",<ref name=charged>[[:File:Charged.png]]</ref> presumably because "incest with own parent" charges are too uncommon to warrant an option for them in the software.<ref>{{Cite farms
|thread = 96776
|post = 9613612
|title = Chris - The Legal Issues - A Prosecutor's Perspective
|user = TherapyMan
|wayback = 20210804182815
}}</ref>

Originally, Chris was going to be transferred to a female prison, but after uproar from his new exposure, the designation was changed to male without explanation and he was placed in a corresponding facility.<ref name=InsiderGender/><ref name=tucker/> It is noted that transgender inmates in Virginia are usually only placed in the prison of their identified gender if they have received sex-change surgery,<ref>[https://richmond.com/news/virginia/transgender-prison-inmates-5-to-6-times-more-likely-to-be-victims-of-sexual-assault/article_79c231fd-4d27-5a38-bc48-500301794348.html Transgender prison inmates 5 to 6 times more likely to be victims of sexual assault in U.S., study says]</ref> which Chris has not. On 7 August 2021, conservative media host [[wikipedia:Tucker Carlson|Tucker Carlson]] briefly talked about the discourse in a [[wikipedia:Fox News|Fox News]] segment, exposing millions of retired, right-wing boomers to Chris for the first time.<ref name=tucker>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9PW_XVGWHw Tucker Carlson discusses Chris-Chan]</ref>

Many observers predicted Chris would not take to an extended jail stay well. However, on August 5, the jail's Captain Hoffman told news, "I've had an interaction with inmate Chandler and it's been fine. Everything is okay."<ref name=InsiderGender>[https://www.insider.com/chris-chan-arrest-jail-transgender-trans-woman-men-male-incest-2021-8 After her arrest on an incest charge, Chris Chan is being categorized as male in jail despite being a trans woman]</ref> A [[Jail Letter 2|letter]] Chris sent from jail in early October confirms that he is being fed well and that he has been able to purchase minor luxuries from the jail's commissary including playing cards, earplugs and a [[sports bra]].

==Legal proceedings and communications==
[[File:HeilbergPortraitNew.jpg|200px|thumb|Chris's long-suffering lawyer, David Heilberg.]]
=== First court appearance ===
On 5 August 2021, Chris appeared before the court for the beginning of his arraignment, represented by Charlottesville public defender David Heilberg.<ref name=initial_trial/>

The attorney representing [[Greene County]] asked presiding judge David M. Barredo to deny Chris bond out of concern for "the community's safety and Ms. Chandler's safety." Chris reportedly interrupted the proceedings multiple times. He was chided by his attorney for shouting "[[Chris and his ego|I'm famous on the internet]]." He was sworn in to state his case for bond, but wasted his opportunity to speak by demanding to be allowed to pick up personal possessions first.<ref name=initial_trial>[https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html Internet personality "Chris-Chan" in court on incest charge] [https://web.archive.org/web/20210805180746/https://dailyprogress.com/community/greenenews/news/internet-personality-chris-chan-in-court-on-incest-charge/article_eaa0710c-f492-11eb-bba8-7f35686d288a.html (archive)]</ref>

Judge Barredo ordered Chris to be held without bond until the preliminary trial on 16 September, believing Chris posed a danger to both [[Barbara Chandler|society]] and himself. While Heilberg was informing the judge that he sought "[[Autism papers|evaluations]]" of Chris, Chris ''interrupted his own attorney'' by loudly stomping on the floor and demanding "[[List of toys|to get everything back home,]]” claiming "I won’t feel safe proceeding" until he could get the items back.<ref name=initial_trial/>

Judging by Chris's behavior, it can be inferred that Chris either did not fully understand or [[Chris and remorse|care about]] the seriousness of his charges and the possible [[Chris and negotiation|consequences]], or that he still expected to be saved by the [[Dimensional Merge]].

=== Continuance and letter from jail ===
{{Main|Jail Letter - 19 September 2021}}
[[File:Nullletter1.jpg|thumb|200px|The first page of Chris's letter.]]
Chris's next court appearance was to begin 16 [[September 2021]],<ref name=initial_trial/> but got a continuance before the hearing was even set to commence{{refn|The hearing was scheduled for 10:00 AM;<ref name=initial_trial/> news of the continuance broke at 8:31 AM.<ref name=time>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9988888
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184458
}}</ref>}} due to the defense requesting more time to evaluate Chris's [[Chris and mental healthcare|mental health]], giving him a brief respite.<ref name=ContinuanceReason>{{Cite farms
| thread = 9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315
| post = 9990379
| title = 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance
| autoarchive = 20211022184106
}}</ref>

However, Chris, as always, managed to screw himself over where others failed. Three days later, Chris penned [[Chris's letter from jail|a bizarre letter]] directed to [[Null]] and defense lawyer David Heilberg, in which he defended [[incest]], ranted at Null for turning his back on Chris, and claimed to be [[Jesus Christ]] reincarnated, among other equally batshit statements.<ref name=letter/>

Chris evidently [[Honest content|never listened when he was given the right to remain silent]]. Before this point, while the prosecution had [[Incest Call|audio]] and screenshotted DMs of him confessing to the act, information collected from internet forums or leaked text messages can be unreliable in court.<ref>[https://www.mccarthyfingar.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/20120526100635-bar-journal-25-34.pdf A Primer and Problems in Admitting Electronic Records in Evidence at Trial and in Support of Motions for Summary Judgment]</ref> Chris's lawyer could have made the argument that he was coerced into saying those things ([[Chris apologizes to Gwen|which has happened before]]), or even argued that Chris's accounts were taken over by trolls, [[PS3|as they often are]]. These things could have gotten a potential jury to view Chris in a more favourable light and could also have secured Chris a lighter sentence, or even an innocent verdict if he could convince the court that he had [[Reality| simply imagined the whole thing.]]

With this open letter, however, Chris has shot both himself and his attorney in the foot. Any plans by Heilberg to make the trial an issue of mental health{{refn|After Chris's first court showing, Heilberg framed the case in these terms, telling media sources that his client was "legally disabled with mental health issues," and called Chris's online antics "a product of mental health issues causing misguided attention seeking and often provocative engagement with others."<ref name=MentalHealth>{{Cite web
| url = https://www.newsweek.com/chris-chans-lawyer-says-mental-health-issues-contributed-incest-charge-1617388
| title = Chris Chan's Lawyer Says 'Mental Health Issues' Contributed to Incest Charge
| last = Beresford
| first = Jack
| website = Newsweek
}}</ref>}} are going to be much more difficult now. In order for the insanity defense to be utilized, Heilberg would have had to make a convincing argument that Chris did not possess the criminal intent required for legal guilt due to his mental illness worsened by years of trolling clouding his judgement.<ref>[https://www.ojp.gov/ncjrs/virtual-library/abstracts/insanity-plea Legal requirements for an Insanity Defense]</ref> Already difficult to pull off, Chris had gone ahead and made it near impossible by BOTH admitting to the crime and demonstrating that he was cognizant of his actions in writing.

=== More letters from jail ===
In his second letter, Chris provides a brief update of his current conditions in prison. He would also continue to double down on his delusions, threaten the weens stealing things from his house, beg for money for both him and Barbara, and demand his release from prison. In his third letter, Chris responds to a fan's attempt to get him to convert to Islam. Like the previous letters, he compares himself to Allah and rants about the dimensional merge.

=== Second court appearance ===

Chris's second court appearance is currently scheduled for the 18th of [[November 2021|November]].<ref name=ContinuanceDate>[https://kiwifarms.net/threads/9-16-2021-court-case-gets-a-continuance.100315/page-7#post-9991077 9-16-21: Court Case Gets a Continuance (page 7)]</ref> While it's too early to predict exactly what will happen next, it's safe to assume Chris has essentially handed the state prosecution their guilty verdict on a silver platter.

==Fan videos==
{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Sonichu Saves Chris Chan from Prison to Fight Clyde Cash & Liquid Chris!
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-BCDY1xWcUM}}
| stardate = 11 [[September 2021]]
| maker = sheWIND
| subject = Chris in jail
| type = Animation
| info = "Christine Weston Chandler, aka Chris Chan, mayor of Cwcville, is rescued by the demential merge after going to jail for hurting Barb by Sonichu to have a final battle against some of his strongest trolls, Clyde Cash and Liquid Chris!!"
}}

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = Chris Chan in Ace Attorney
| video = {{#ev:youtube|-bBeZYyu0vR0}}
| stardate = 3 [[August 2021]]
| maker = Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions
| subject = Chris in court
| type = [[Videogames|Video Games]]
| info = "We're in for quite the ride, aren't we?"
}}

==See also==
*[[28 October 2011]]
*[[26 December 2014]]
*[[Post-Merge Era]]

==References==

Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.

2021-11-13T00:19:10Z

Good username: /* Transcript */

[[Image:Arrestchu.jpeg|thumb|What will happen if MLPG5 is '''not''' cancelled.]]

'''Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.''' is a [[YouTube]] video produced and uploaded by [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]] on 27 [[July 2021]], and likely the last he ever will upload for the foreseeable future. Chris went out with not a whimper, but a bang by releasing his first (and technically final) rant video in a long time.

It features an enraged Chris, demanding Hasbro to cancel ''[[My Little Pony]]'' G5. He insists that the previous iteration of of the show, ''My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'', run for 5 more seasons, in yet another [[Chris and oratory|one of his lengthy speeches]]. Instead of the usual threats, Chris simply states to Hasbro that by not canceling the reboot, [[Chris and reality|they will inadvertently cause disorder in this timeline]] – because we all know that the most important thing to the safety of the world is the cancelation of a rebooted cartoon promoting plastic pony toys and the continuation of its previous iteration. From Chris's perspective, things like [[COVID-19|a global pandemic]], world hunger, climate change, and ongoing wars and conflicts compromising national security can wait later, and will probably be solved by the [[Dimensional Merge]] anyway, and are comparatively less important because they don't directly affect him.

This video is perhaps the most prominent display of [[Chris and anger|Chris's rage]] since [[CLog 10042017 - Q&A NO MORE|the end of his relationship with Jessica Quinn]], which seems particularly jarring after he'd spent months tweeting messages of peace and encouraging faux-[[meditation]] practices.<ref>[[April 2021 social media posts#Preparing for The Merge]]</ref><ref>[[June 2021 social media posts#Meditiation]]</ref><ref>[[July 2021 social media posts#Meditation question]]</ref> Chris's anger here, aside from being indicative of his usual resistance to change, may also reflect him subconsciously understanding that his [[magical thinking]] will not influence the business decisions affecting [[Chris and brand loyalty|the brands that he loves so much]]. It's also possible that Chris stopped taking estrogen in the recent past to prepare for his [[incest]]uous affair, which may have fueled a more aggressive response.

The video not only showcases more of the hoard in [[14 Branchland Court]], but is also the first and last time one of its walls can be seen with several dents. Some passive observers have speculated that Chris may have punched these holes in the wall out of anger before he filmed the video. However, Chris claims that the dents were really his attempts to practice for the day that he physically destroys the [[Iron Curtain|wall]] separating humans from their [[OCs]], and have been there for an unspecified amount of time.<ref>Chris had a fan asked him about the dents in the wall on his [[Discord]]. [https://kiwifarms.net/threads/why-chris-punched-holes-in-the-wall.96321/|His response was later posted on the Kiwi Farms].</ref> [[List of Chris's lies|Considering how often he lies about embarrassing things he's done]], it is not fully certain whether or not Chris was being honest. Neither he nor [[Barbara Chandler|Barb]] appeared to have said anything about it beforehand, and given [[The Journey to the Merge|the extent of Chris's delusions]], it is not entirely out of the realm of possibility for Chris to have legitimately believed he was breaking into another dimension.

This recklessness, along with the rant included in the video (not to mention his prior debacle with ''[[Sonic Boom Protests|Sonic Boom]]''), left many concerned with the current state of [[Chris and mental healthcare|Chris's already deteriorating mental health]]. It is feared that he could eventually devolve into breaking other things, or even causing physical harm to others, either out of a mixture of his delusions or anger. It certainly didn't help that Chris planned to attend [[Everfree Northwest]] in a matter of weeks when he recorded the video, where MLP G5 content almost certainly would've been showcased. However, due to the [[incest call]] being brought to light, Chris was banned from attending the convention.

This video is also very noteworthy for being the final video that Chris recorded and uploaded to his Youtube channel before he was arrested on 1 [[August 2021]] due to the aforementioned incest situation regarding his own mother, [[Barbara Chandler]]. In a way, Chris was correct about the timeline being put into a state of chaos. [[Prison Saga|If only we had taken him seriously.]]

==Video==
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{{Infobox/video
| name = Direct Message to Hasbro: MLPG5 Is Cancelled.
| ytid = ay-NMiYIdGI
| stardate = 27 [[July 2021]]
| subject = {{Television|text}}
| style = {{Rage|text}}, {{Crazy|text}}
| saga = {{GOPony|text}} {{Dimensional Merge|text}}
| other =
| previous = [[Chris Chan's shoutout to JoSona6]]
| next =
}}

==Description==
{{quotebox|Cancel MLPG5 NOW, Hasbro, or things are seriously going to get [[Incest|Metaphysical]].}}

==Transcript==
[''Chris inhales''] Hello, people of Hasbro in Rhode Island. This is Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu – '''your Goddess Blue Heart''' – in [[Ruckersville, Virginia]].

Now, ''listen here'', and listen good. ''I have told you all. I've kept it going'' '''TIME AND TIME AGAIN''', but you y'all keep ''putting it on'' and ''putting it on''.

But... ''My Little Pony: Generation '''5''''', '''IS. ''CANCELLED.''''' G4, ''Friendship is Magic'', ''needs – its – five – more – seasons''! It needs to go onto '''Season 14'''!

Now... [''[[Obesity|Chris appears to be winded after half a minute of ranting]]''] This is, the last, straw! Because for the ''GOOD'', and ''SAFETY'', of '''this timeline, you need to get get that shit ''PULLED OFF'' OF SHELVES AND AMAZON STORES AND WHEREVER ELSE ALL THE DANG FAR AWAY,'''

{{RageQuote|AND CANCEL THE FRIGGIN' G5 SERIES! MAKE SURE IT ''NEVER'' GETS PUBLISHED ANYWHERE AND ''NEVER, EVER'' TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN, AND MAKE THE OFFICIAL CANCELLATION NOTICE ''PUBLIC'' TELL EVERYBODY!}}

'''I am telling you this to warning you:'''

{{RageQuote|IF-YOU-CONTINUE-ON-AND-YOU-DO-NOT-LISTEN-TO-ME ''HASBROOOOOOOOOOOOOO''!}}

'''And do not resume ''G5''...'''

[''Chris places his hand on his forehead, realizing he failed as a goddess'']

I m-mean you do...

{{RageQuote|YOU DO NOT RESUME G4, YOU HAVE TO CANCEL ''G5''! If you don't cancel G5, [[Incest fallout chat leaks|you're going to put this ''ENTIRE'' TIMELINE in chaos!]] So, I'M GIVING YOU THIS, WARNING AND TELL YOU TRUE, AND ''STRAIGHT UP''!}}

[''Chris points intently at the camera'']

{{RageQuote|CANCEL GENERATION 5 ''NOW'', HASBRO! NOW!}}

[''Chris pauses for a moment before ending the video, leaving us with a haunting image in the last video that he uploaded'']

==See also==
*[[My Little Pony Protests]]
*[[Chris and anger]]
*[[Iron Curtain]]
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