==Payday==
I think the reason why Akan was important in the idea guy saga, if I recall, was because the idea guys got Chris to play Payday 2 wherein there is a Hardcore Henry DLC where you scan clones from one of Akan's labs in Russia. This I feel would be worth mentioning as I doubt Chris knows of the character outside of Payday 2. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 03:55, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

I would definitely mention the fact that he was in Payday 2 and that Chris has played the game (I know there is a source for the latter, probably on one of the gaming pages) but unless there is evidence of Chris relating the two, I don't think we should be conjecturing - it could very well be a coincidence. I do recall that there is a tweet somewhere in the social media articles where he finally watched Hardcore Henry long after the fact. [[User:Rossticus|Rossticus]] ([[User talk:Rossticus|talk]]) 07:58, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

It's extremely relevant given the Idea Guys' obsession with Payday 2 and how they even turned Alec into a Payday villain. Shit, we might even need to make a Payday article! --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 20:48, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

== Page of the Week! ==

Just making this entry to say that I'm elated this article got page of the week. I joined the Cwcki wanting to update the Sonichu lore articles and raise awareness of all the insanity that had befallen Cwcville since the Dimensional Merge saga began. I'm really happy to see I achieved my goal and I hope this generates even more interest in Sonichu lore and the insane changes Chris has made to his little world. --[[User:JackBlackStack|JackBlackStack]] ([[User talk:JackBlackStack|talk]]) 20:47, 24 August 2020 (UTC)

==Akan as a coping mechanism rewrite?==

While this section works well as cap off for the article I'm not sure if it's entirely accurate. Chris hasn't mentioned Akan in years, he sees himself as God, and disregards any inconsistencies with his premonitions as "da merge" rater than any one thing. I'm fairly certain there were a number of reasons Chris "renounced his religion" mostly being his adoption of the Neptunia bullshit and his own preconceived narrative which would evolve into him believing he's Jesus. Also, although it's my opinion, I didn't think Hardcore Henry was mediocre. --[[User:Finnegan|Finnegan]] ([[User talk:Finnegan|talk]]) 05:14, 28 June 2022 (UTC)
:Took out the reference to "mediocre" (either way, it's unprofessional editorialising) and added a small bit about Chris no longer talking about Akan. [[User:FokkerTISM|FokkerTISM]] ([[User talk:FokkerTISM|talk]]) 05:52, 28 June 2022 (UTC)

== Merging the Page ==

I personally think that we should merge this page with Payday 2's page, I mean given to the fact that it's pretty damn obvious that the only reason how Wise knew about Akan was because the movie that he's in got into a cross-promotion with Payday, and the Payday 2's page....I don't know it just felt too short for me, there isn't really much to add there since compared to let's say, Neptunia, The amount of Payday lore Wise shoved into his mind isn't really that much...

What do you guys think? --[[User:Goodhoward|Goodhoward]] ([[User talk:Goodhoward|talk]]) 21:13, 07 January 2024 (UTC)

2024-01-04T11:07:40Z

Goodhoward:

Idea Guys

2023-12-30T02:59:41Z

2023-11-23T05:41:14Z

Goodhoward: /* The Q&A */

During [[November 2011]], [[Thorg]] held a Q&A.<ref>https://web.archive.org/web/20140725212305/http://cwckiforums.com/threads/thorg-q-a.800/</ref> on an unknown website. He provides insight into the [[Calling Out]] [[Saga]] and the [[Saga#Second_Exile_(6_September_2011_-_9_July_2014)|Second Exile]]. All of his answers are archived below.

==The Q&A==

{{quotebox|If Chris gets a sentence that restricts him from [[the internet]] for some time, will the hoarded content that supposedly exists be made public?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Depends on the amount of time.}}

{{quotebox|Why do you call yourself the Master [[Troll]]?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I sarcastically refer to myself as Master Troll because what I did was incredibly easy and could've been done by anyone, yet people still think it takes a master troll to fuck with Chris.}}

{{quotebox|What would you like to see Chris eat next?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Well, he was supposed to eat a goddamn block of cheese, not a [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|cheese-stuffed pizza]], so we can start with that.}}

{{quotebox|Was your plan to get Chris to start fights with other lolcows, or was that just an unexpected benefit?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Using lolcows was more or less just a nod to various people. [[Christopher Paul Whitney reveal|Fatman]] was a treat for myself and a few others, [[Calling Out Jack Thaddius - Ahuviya|ADF]] was for [[/cwc/]], [[Calling Out "Julaaaay" - David|"David"]] was for [[PVCC (message board)|PVCC]].}}

{{quotebox|How do you feel about the [[Calling Out]] saga getting cut short by [[Bob]]'s death?}}

{{quoteboxgray|There was no way we could've expected that until Bob's last few weeks so it was perfectly understandable to cut it off. It was a shame though, it could've been great.}}

{{quotebox|Who is your favorite past CWC-troll?}}

{{quoteboxgray|[[Jack Thaddeus]]. I liked his [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call|phone calls]] the most, and the [[Chris humps his PS3|PS3-humping]] is my favourite video.}}

{{quotebox|How did you acquire the videos on CWCVilleProductions?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I run CWCvilleProductions for Chris.}}

{{quotebox|Did you manage to contact Chris by luck, or through some plan?}}

{{quoteboxgray|A little bit of both.}}

{{quotebox|Can you tell us any people Chris would have called out, had the [[Calling Out]] Saga not ended early?}}

{{quoteboxgray|[[Clyde]], Ricky L. Darius.}}

{{quotebox|Were the other trolls in on your plan, or were they not expecting this?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Most of the stuff I did in cooperation with the trolls but a lot of the behind the scenes back-and-forth stuff between me & Chris is just the two of us.}}

{{quotebox|Are you authorized to tell us how Chris discovered the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum? If so, how?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I actually can't even remember.}}

{{quotebox|Was Chris eating a cheese pizza funnier then your original plan of eating a block of cheese?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I'd hoped he would gag or possibly puke by the end of it. Unfortunately he literally just ate the pizza without telling me and sent me the video. No, it was terrible and it resulted in the [[saga]] ending in a fizzle.}}

{{quotebox|Sup. Do you know the span of time in which Chris recorded his latest smash album [[SPARKLE like you mean it: ROBEE'S BALLAD|SPARKLE like you mean it]]? What's up with the [[Jackie]] references?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I'm not following that stuff but I assume it's from the Jackie saga.}}

{{quotebox|Does Chris know by now that the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|Tompeople of Virginia forum]] was a scheme against him or is he still in the dark about this?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Chances are Chris doesn't even remember Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia. He hasn't brought it up with me once and hasn't posted since he outed himself as CWC.}}

{{quotebox|Do you have any info about Chris's reaction to his [[Bob_Chandler#Cause_of_death|father's death]] and how long did it took him to get over it?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I do, but basically what happened is he cried and was sad and by now he's fine. There's not much more to it than that.}}

{{quotebox|Are you still in contact with Chris through one of the trollsonas by which he knows you? If so can you update us on how his life has been since the beginning of the latest radio silence?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Yes, but infrequently. He often ignores my emails and it usually takes three to seven days for him to reply when he does respond. At least I still have a line to him though.}}

{{quotebox|Did you made him do that [[It's not that cold|digging up Patti]] vid or was it something he came up by himself? If it's the former, how did you made him do that?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Neither, he did that for a third party. I don't even know too much about how they got him to do it but it was pretty damned funny.}}

{{quotebox|Does he or did he had a fake [[sweetheart]] that we don't know of at any point during the latest saga?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Not that I know of, he's been rocking the single card for quite a while.}}

{{quotebox|Do you know the identities of any of the posters of the [[Tomboys and Tomgirls of Virginia|Tomboy and Tomgirls of Virginia]] forum other than Chris?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I know all the identities, but that's totally [[Autism|sperg-tier]] information that doesn't need to be made public solely because of its own irrelevance.}}

{{quotebox|Is Chris stupid enough that he's still using the ChrisChanSonichu@aol.com email address, the one that's been on the [[CWCki]] for ever? Not asking for the new one if he changed it, too many [[For Julies Eyes Only|JULLLAAAAY]] idiots, just curious.}}

{{quoteboxgray|Chris has it locked up so that only emails he verefies ''[sic]'' can send shit to him. Everything else literally just gets deleted automatically.}}

{{quotebox|What was he doing during the radio silence? Besides the crazy shit going on now, did Chris and [[Barb]] make an effort to clean up the house, or did they just [[28 October 2011|plot to kill]] that dang dirty [[Snyder]]?}}

{{quoteboxgray|They really hate Snyder now. But as for the general goings-on Chris plays [[PS3]] and Barb does whatever the fuck Barb does. They go out a lot I guess since Bob isn't around.}}

{{quotebox|In your opinion, has the full weight of the [[28 October 2011|October Incident]] hit him, or does he believe he will triumph and plans to talk about "da [[trolls]]!" in court?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I'm going to say no, it hasn't. He doesn't understand the severity of the situation and believes (obviously, being Chris) that he'll win the court case and Michael will go to jail for being a slanderous troll and kicking him out of the [[GAMe PLACe]]. Chances are [[Rob Bell|his lawyer]] will tell him not to talk about the trolls though.}}

{{quotebox|Based on close-hand knowledge, do you think Chris has the capability of true, actual violence at the level where he is a danger (moreso than just driving like a [[Autism|tard]])?}}

{{quoteboxgray|No. Chris is a manbaby, he doesn't have the tardstrength to inflict serious harm on anyone.}}

{{quotebox|What was Chris's biggest self-deluded moment of triumph? Did he ever get any smugger than the 'Calling Out' saga?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Hard to say. It could be any one of his victories over the past 20 years, ranging from [[Sonic the Hedgehog Watch & Win Sweepstakes|Watch & Win]] to [[Calling Out]].}}

{{quotebox|How did you contact Chris? Email? Phone? Some other way?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Email, mostly.}}

{{quotebox|How would have [[Clyde]]'s Calling Out videos been?}}

{{quoteboxgray|The endgame. So picture smug Chris x100.}}

{{quotebox|How did you get the idea to do the [[Calling Out]] videos?}}

{{quoteboxgray|It was the most logical thing to do given the situation.}}

{{quotebox|What do you think Chris and his [[mom]]'s verdicts will be?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Guilty, with a slap on the wrist/community service for being a [[Slow-in-the-minds|exceptional individual]] and a widow.}}

{{quotebox|Since you are a current member of the PVCC, can you tell us what it's like to dispel all the rumors?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Boring. We just talk about stuff any other forum would. The Chris forum is dead, and when a new video is released we all flock in to say "Hahaha what a [[fat]] exceptional individual he'll always do something stupider than he just did" and then leave again.}}

{{quotebox|Besides the already noted [[Clyde]] part, what would have happened if [[Bob]] didn't die and the [[Assault and battery|Snyder incident]] didn't happen?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I'm not sure. Everything that was planned was for the short-term, I kind of just waited to see what Chris did and then rolled with it.}}

{{quotebox|One more question: is there any trolls you dislike?}}

{{quoteboxgray|[[Kacey]]. Fuck her. She had the opportunity to do [[Kacey calls|phone calls]], tons of them (my favourite form of Chris trolling) and instead of allowing Chris to be retarded and say funny shit on his own she just shot him down and cut him off every time he tried to open his mouth, making the calls boring and a chore to listen to through her constant bitching. Good examples are the [[Father Call|father calls]] and the [[Kacey and Liquid Call|Liquid call]]. In both calls, as soon as Chris started to kick it into rage mode, Kacey steps in and pulls her "DON'T YOU FUCKING YELL AT HIM" shit causing Chris to fall back and revert to his passive agreement mode.}}

{{quotebox|Anyway, here's my humble question: are you really Canadian, and if so, do you really live in B.C.?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Yes, but I live in Nova Scotia.}}

{{quotebox|Do you know anything about the Chandler's financial situation? Did they get life insurance from [[Bob_Chandler#Cause_of_death|Bob's death]] or are they really short on cash? On a related note, do you know if [[Rob Bell|his lawyer]] is working pro bono?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I don't know, I assume [[Church|their church]] has been helping them out financially since Bob died. I do know that Chris does get a bonus on his [[Tugboat|monthly retard cheque]] by about $400 now, so he makes well over $1000. Which is more than I make in a month. Which is fucked.}}

{{quotebox|Do you have any idea what were Chris's plans for the aftermath of the [[calling out]] saga? Would he have returned to uploading vidoes ''[sic]'' on [[YouTube]] full time after being led to believe that all his tormentors were defeated?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I can't say for sure what would've happened but he likely wouldn't have done anything afterwards. He's too lazy and has gotten used to not doing videos, unless it directly benefits him he won't do it.}}

{{quotebox|Did he produce any new [[Sonichu comics]] after the incomplete [[Sonichu 11]] was released? Does he have any plans to continue the series?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Nope, he's basically done with Sonichu.}}

{{quotebox|Did [[Barb]] and [[Bob]] planned for the day they're both gone by setting up a trust/caregiver for Chris in advance, or is he destined to beg for food like a feral Sonichu once Barb hits the bucket?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I don't think [[Bob_Chandler#Cause_of_death|Bob's death]] benefited the Chandlers very much, so I assume there was no plan for Chris. Like I said, his cheque is now enough to live off of if he moved into a small apartment and paid for only the necessities. However; this is Chris we're talking about, so he's destined to forever be in debt. Moreso now that Bob is dead and can't control his spending.}}

{{quotebox|Speaking of plans for the future... Does Chris have any? Where does he sees himself in a couple of years?}}

{{quoteboxgray|[[Chris and work|Working full time]] and living in a nice house in [[Charlottesville]] with a [[Sweetheart|wife]], [[Crystal Weston Chandler (daughter)|two]] [[Reginald Chandler|kids]], and a dog. I, on the other hand, see him playing [[PS4]] all day while [[Barb]] is dying in the next room and eating [[McDonalds]] and Hungry Mans.}}

{{quotebox|Is there anything interesting you can tell us about [[Bob]]'s funeral? Were any of Bob's [[Alan Chandler|estranged]] [[Carol Chandler|children]]/[[Cole]]/[[trolls]]/field agents present? Is Chris still in contact with his half-siblings?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I don't know much about the funeral but it was probably a small one, the people in attendance were basically [[Barb]], [[Chris]], maybe [[David Alan Chandler|David]] and some of their congregation. [[Cole]] is actually Barb's son, and he hated Bob, so there's zero chance he'd be there.}}

{{quotebox|Do you have any interesting stories about your contacts with Chris which you'd like to share (like the stories [[Ivy]] volunteered in [[Ivy Q&A|her Q&A]])?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Yes, but we'll have to wait until all of this blows over, sorry.}}

{{quotebox|In the first revision of the article on [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia]], which was written by you, the text read "T&ToV is highly regarded as a complete success, and much of the later content is considered a bonus". Can you tell us more about this additional content?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Originally we just wanted to get maybe a post or two from Chris explaining what he's been doing as a [[tomgirl]]. Once we got that, he took it further and started going on about how [[Bob]] called him a [[Homos|fag]] and all the girly toys he's been buying. We consider that extra stuff a bonus because it happened after we agreed that the plan was a success.}}

{{quotebox|Oh and another question about the events... did he come up with [[Kaka Makeup Basics|make up tips vid]] on his own or someone put him up to it? I find it hard to believe he chose the moniker "Kaka" on his own but then again it is Chris after all.}}

{{quoteboxgray|I'm not sure, I didn't get him to do that one.}}

{{quotebox|Are the likes of [[Clyde]] and [[Jack Thaddeus|Thaddeus]] still active? (and will Clyde 'return'?)}}

{{quoteboxgray|Clyde himself probably won't. He posts on PVCC every now and then but he's pretty bored with the whole Clyde Cash shit. Thaddeus is still around but not active in trolling Chris.}}

{{quotebox|Can you tell us about [[Kim]]? Or give us a few tidbits of information?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Can't, sorry.}}

{{quotebox|Alot of people here say the PVCC have witheld plenty of info. To me that's fine, because it serves a better purpose; giving us complete [[sagas]]. It has been asked here before, but are there any operations being run currently that we will enjoy?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Not that I know of but I haven't talked to the inner circle since Skyrim came out so who knows. Also keep in mind that PVCC and the Inner Circle are seperate entities, like I said PVCC is literally just a private forum at this point. Also all the HOARARED LUZL is really really boring and will probably never be released because no one wants to see it, trust me.}}

{{quotebox|Did you think [[Bluespike]] went too far? (i personally didn't i got a great laugh out of it) oh and is there a video of [[Julie Reveals Herself|that call]]? It seemed to be mentioned in the audio.}}

{{quoteboxgray|Honestly I don't see what the big deal is. If anything Chris went too far. I thought the Bluespike stuff was funny, a lot of people don't, but w/e. Bluespike's my bro. I think it was just a video stream through the [[PSN]], I'm pretty sure only the audio exists at this point.}}

{{quotebox|Does Chris know about [[Harry Partridge]]'s comments about him being '[[naive]]'?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Probably not. Also while I'm talking about Harry, I might as well mention that he's not the troll hunter. I talked to him about it and he confirmed it for me, there's also subtle differences between the two if you pay close enough attention.}}

{{quotebox|Is [[Tomgirl]] really and truly over?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Dunno, maybe.}}

{{quotebox|During the "calling out" saga, what did you think of [[Wristwatch-SwissWatch for Jeremy "Thorg"|that strange video]] about watches that Chris made for you? And, why do you think he made it?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Okay here's the story behind Wristwatch-Swisswatch or whatever the fuck Chris named that. On PVCC everyone was wondering how Chris would sound if he pronounced "wristwatch". Some thought "wriss wratch", some thought "wisswoss", etc. So I told him to make an otherwise normal video adressed to Thorg subtly saying "wristwatch" a few times. That video was Chris being subtle.}}

{{quotebox|Why did you really retire? Chris thinks it's because he beat you into submission or something. Also, why did [[Tito]] "Surrender" or something, to Chris? I know he didn't really give in to the manchild. He must have had an important reason in order to fake something like that. Was it college or something?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Tito is busy with school. Since I'm a greasy nerd who isn't in high school anymore and lives with his parents I have all the time in the world to fuck with a retard on the internet.}}

{{quotebox|Where did Chris get fake info about yourself, as well as other trolls? Did someone from that [[Tomboys And Tomgirls of Virginia|old Tomgirl forum]] email him false information?}}

{{quoteboxgray|All the information is 100% true and accurate.}}

{{quotebox|How has Chris been doing [[Health|physically]]? I noted on the talk page for the quote I just pasted that someone noticed a bunch of [[Drugs|pill bottles]].}}

{{quoteboxgray|Dunno, [[fat]] I guess.}}

{{quotebox|What of his [[sweetheart search]], is that going on? I get the feeling that he's too tired to continue it.}}

{{quoteboxgray|I can confirm that Mr. Chandler is still, in fact, a [[virgin]].}}

{{quotebox|Were you guys surprised when [[Tito]] got [[Tomgirl Pictures|Tomgirl photos]], or there were reports from FAs/Chris himself has showed sympthoms of that something's bizarre going on? Since this was an obvious reference to his new lifestyle and there is [[Jackie]] mentioned...}}

{{quoteboxgray|I found it pretty funny I suppose. I wasn't in the inner circle at the time they were released so I didn't know what the story was behind them.}}

{{quotebox|Do you think Chris will ever give up being a [[tomgirl]]?}}

{{quoteboxgray|At some point I'm sure he'll realize how stupid he looks and how it's not going to get him a girlfreind.}}

{{quotebox|What's the difference between the inner circle and the PVCC?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Inner Circle does the trolling. They meet seperately, keep most things between themselves, organize everything, etc. They're members of PVCC but they don't do any important stuff there. Like I said, PVCC is literally just a normal forum now. Back in the day it organized the Chris stuff but there's far too many idle lurkers there now to do anything serious. Most PVCC members are cool though, if they wanted to they could troll CWC (providing there was an opportunity), a lot of people just don't want to.}}

{{quotebox|Do you know why [[Liquid Chris]] closed his [[Youtube]] account?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I'm not sure, he's probably trying to disassociate himself with Chris and get on with his life though. Can't really blame him.}}

{{quotebox|How did you begin contact with Chris?}}

{{quoteboxgray|If you do enough digging you can put the pieces together and figure it out.}}

{{quotebox|Did they ever sell that TV?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Probably not.}}

{{quotebox|Assuming that the pair does only get off with a slap on the wrist come December, do you think that will be the end of that episode or do you anticipate more lulz to follow?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I despise the word "lulz". Who knows, it's Chris. Anything can happen.}}

{{quotebox|Is new content from chris foreseeable in the near future? Like..before winter break is over? ;D}}

{{quoteboxgray|There'll definitely be new content in the future. I can't say when, though.}}

{{quotebox|What is your opinion of the [[CWCki]], [[CWCki Forums|its forums]], and [[/cwc/]]?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I enjoy browsing the [[CWCki]], I browse for about a half hour every day. I don't really care for the forums, it's just not my kind of forum. I've grown to love [[/cwc/]] and browse it all the time.}}

{{quotebox|What did Chris do when he didn't receive the money from [[Tito]]?}}

{{quoteboxgray|He wasn't supposed to ask for any money after it was explained to him that what he was doing was extortion, but when Tito said "I...I'll give you the money" in the video Chris assumed it was okay to tack that demand on again. I think he forgot about it though.}}

{{quotebox|If the PVCC isn't much about discussing Chris anymore, then why is it still private?}}

{{quoteboxgray|We just don't want [[Autism|spergs]] spergin' up the place. We're comfortable with how it is now. People can still get in, it's just difficult.}}

{{quotebox|Do you know who nudged Chris into becoming a [[tomgirl]]?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Legit don't, sorry.}}

{{quotebox|How do you think Chris would react to the various [[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]] "fan" works being done on this forum?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I don't know, I haven't browsed the forum outside of this thread. He'd probably sigh and poop himself or something.}}

{{quotebox|Why would nobody want to see the "hoarded lulz", other then being boring? Can you give an example of how boring/bad/etc. they are?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I don't have much hoarded lulz, I'm just going by what the others told me, they have more stuff because they've been doing it longer.}}

{{quotebox|Has Chris told you anything about [[28 October 2011|the GAMe PLACe incident]] last month?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Yeah. He mad.}}

{{quotebox|Is there anything else that was unplanned during the [[Calling Out]] Saga?}}

{{quoteboxgray|A couple of minor things I can't think of off the top of my head.}}

{{quotebox|Will Chris ever finish the Calling Out Saga?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Possibly, Chris kind of wants to.}}

{{quotebox|Is Chris easily predicted? It seems he always suprises us, but in your opinion, is that more to do with well planned trolling or just his way?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Chris does surprise us all, but he's very predictable and incredibly easy to manipulate.}}

{{quotebox|Is there any epic trolling plans that havn't come to fruition due to [[Bob]]'s death/Chris's withdrawal from the world?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Possibly, but I can't tell you too much about it because I wasn't involved.}}

{{quotebox|Youve mentioned enjoying [[Bluespike]] and [[Liquid]](not [[Kacey]]!), is there any other incidents or [[sagas]], apart from your own fine work you enjoyed?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I liked all of the [[Ivy]] stuff. The [[CWCipedia]] was really fun, and I wish it didn't end so soon. [[Asperchu]] and [[Surfshack Tito]] were good too.}}

{{quotebox|You've also mentioned that the '[[Christorical_eras#Classic_Trolling:_2007_to_2010|golden age]]' of Chris has passed. Do you think he will ever be drawn into a big saga again?}}

{{quoteboxgray|The thing with the Golden Age was that it was basically a constant stream of Chris content. There was always something going on, and you'd see new videos every week. Now we're lucky if we get a few videos a year. It's possible there will be more sagas though.}}

{{quotebox|Has Chris shown any differences in personality since last year?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Kind of. He's definitely changed over the past few years from harmless retard to angry vengeful douche.}}

{{quotebox|What do you think of this trolling plan: somebody manages to contact Chris, pretend to be a tomboy interested in dating a [[tomgirl]], and hook up?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I think someone tried to do that before, and failed.}}

{{quotebox|How ethical do you think trolling Chris is, and why do you feel that way?}}

{{quoteboxgray|I don't really care about the ethics of it, I do it for fun, but I certainly don't think it's unethical. If Chris doesn't like being trolled, he should stop allowing himself to be trolled. Someone on [[/cwc/]] once said something along the lines of "There's a difference between Chris and an Animal. If you poke an animal with a stick, it will leave. If that animal is Chris, it'll turn around and present its anus for the stick". At this point, it's all Chris' fault so there's nothing unethical about what we do.}}

{{quotebox|Have you ever seen Chris in person, perhaps without him knowing?}}

{{quoteboxgray|Considering Chris lives fifteen-hundred kilometers away it's doubtful.}}

{{quotebox|Who was [[Magical Man|that guy]] in that [[Magical Man Potion|one Chris video that's involved in a Jekyll and Hyde skit and is in his room]], and there's a follow up where he's filming Chris doing a tutorial for his PS3?}}

{{quoteboxgray|No idea. Even the inner circle doesn't know. We assume someone from his [[church]].}}

{{quotebox|A coupe of weeks ago someone posted on [[/cwc/]] [[28_October_2011#Email?|an email]] supposedly from Chris, explaining the events of [[28 October 2011|28 October]]. I can't find the link to the original [[/cwc/]] thread about this, but I remember reading posts from [[Tito]] (who was not the one who posted the alleged email) saying he believes it is real. Do you concur? Is there anything more you can tell us about this, the person who supposedly corresponded with Chris or about the latest [[game place]] incident in general?}}

{{quoteboxgray|All I can tell you is that it's pretty much what went down.}}

==See also==
*[[Ivy Q&A]]
*[[Doopie Q&A]]
*[[Alec Q&A]]
*[[Idea Guy Q&A]]
{{References}}
{{CallingOutSaga}}

Asperchu

2023-11-23T05:38:54Z

Goodhoward: /* Idea Guy influences */

:''This article discusses the award-winning comic series '''''Asperchu''''' and its relationship with [[Christian Weston Chandler|Chris]]. For information about the ''Asperchu'' series itself, please see [[Asperchu/Background]].''

[[Image:Asperchu.jpg|thumb|The TRUE and HONEST Asperchu]]

'''''Asperchu''''' is a multiple award-winning comic series created by [[Alec Benson Leary]]. His [[Chris and art|deft artwork]], [[Chris and writing|gripping stories, and excellent characterization]] has resulted in the series gaining hundreds of fans in the few short months since its inception. Many of these fans were discontented followers of the [[Sonichu (comic)|''Sonichu'' comics]], who were turned off by the comics becoming exponentially more disturbing.

==Similarities to Chris==
[[Image:Asperchu-and-sonichu-meet.jpg|thumb|left|The first drawing Alec sent Chris.]]
[[File:Vote sonichu for DA.jpg|thumb|[[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] for DA.]]
While Alec has stated that Asperchu is not a parody of [[Chris]],<ref>[[Mailbag 32]]</ref> there are many similarities between the two. Both of them are [[Obesity|overweight]], [[Pedo-Glasses|bespectacled]], [[The Classic|striped-shirt wearing]] [[naïve]] individuals who find themselves somewhat out of place in the world. They both address the masses through [[List of videos|YouTube videos]], and both are preoccupied with finding a [[boyfriend-free girl]] to make into a [[sweetheart]].

These similarities between the two characters have resulted in no shortage of [[Chris and anger|rage]] from Chris. He seems to feel that the only reason Asperchu exists is to poke fun at him. He also takes serious offense at the idea of a [[Sonichu (species)|Sonichu]] who suffers from [[Asperger syndrome]], for [[Chris and his ego|some reason]].

==Chris on Asperchu==
{{quote|''Die'', you son of a bitch! Alec... '''Die'''.|[[Chris]]<ref>[[Down With Asperchu]]</ref>}}
[[File:AsperchuNoHomo.JPG|thumb|The second drawing Alec sent Chris.]]

It's no secret that Chris hates Asperger's syndrome (and presumably everybody that suffers from it), due to some illusory sense of competition between Asperger's and other disorders on the [[autism]] spectrum. The knowledge that someone had created a series about an [[Electric Hedgehog Pokémon]] who suffered from the affliction did not sit well with him. He became even angrier when the creator of the series himself started sending him e-mails.

The first recorded communication we have between Alec and Chris implies that Alec had been in contact with him multiple times outside of the public view and that Chris had responded to these communications negatively.<ref>[[Mailbag 10#Meet Asperchu]]</ref> Chris didn't respond any better on his public mailbag, claiming that Alec was jealous of him and inexplicably alleging that the included fan art of Asperchu and Sonichu implied [[homos]]exuality.

Upset that Chris would jump to such conclusions, Alec sent him another letter, depicting Sonichu and Asperchu having good, masculine, straight fun.<ref>[[Mailbag 17#Sonichu loves Asperchu no homo]]</ref> This letter was even more poorly received.

Undaunted, Alec continued to send letters to Chris's mailbag, thinking that perhaps the man he respected so much really just misunderstood him. A few of these letters were [[Mailbag 19#A very Asperchu Christmas|ignored]], some were [[Mailbag 28#Hey kids, it's Asperchu!|coldly dismissed]], but Chris's most [[Mailbag 31#Asperchu is the shit|notable]] [[Mailbag 32#Parodies|responses]] were explosive outbursts of [[Chris and anger|anger]] and hatred. Eventually, Chris began [[Mailbag 35#No comment|refusing to respond]] to Alec's correspondence, or [[Mailbag 34#Asperpedia!|deleting his messages outright]].

In ''Asperchu'' Issue C, Chris made an appearance asking for help from the characters to save Asperchu. Later, he and [[Liquid Chris|CChanSonichuCWC]] met up with each other, leading to a standoff where Chris tried to shoot him. Chris [[Asperchu is a Horrendous Joke|responded]] to the comic, mentioning that he was set on fire in the comic. He didn't seem to notice that he was also called by the name [[Ian Brandon Anderson]], nor did he notice the appearance of Liquid Chris.

When the ''Asperchu'' saga started taking off, Chris's schedule for [[Sonichu (comic)|his own comic]] [[stress|dropped drastically]].

Beyond this, Chris made clear that he also hates the comic because of its "uncensored pictures" and "low resolution and blocky art". Here, we see Chris's [[Chris and hypocrisy|hypocrisy]] in action. The "uncensored pictures" he's all up in arms over are just minor posters hung up mostly in Asperchu's room and even so, they are mostly hidden away by the character's heads. Chris's "uncensored pictures" are done by the main characters in full view, despite the fact that ''Sonichu'' is supposed to be a "kids' comic". Chris probably took the terms "blocky" and "low-resolution" from the ''[[Family Guy]]'' episode {{w|Road to the Multiverse}}. Of course, compared to Chris's [[Chris and art|art]], it's practically the fucking [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sistine_Chapel_ceiling ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.] It helps that Alec is humble and doesn't try to act like his artwork is amazing and worthy of being hung in a museum.

==Asperpedia==
[[Image:Haitihelp.JPG|thumb|Clearly, Asperchu is pure evil.]]
After finishing the first three issues of his comic, Alec Benson Leary set up his own Mediawiki website where one could read all existing comics, as well as a number of articles about the world of ''Asperchu'', and read fan mail answered by Mr. Leary. Soon afterward, portals were added to the site for other notable comics, such as [[Evan]]'s [[Evan#Simonchu|''Simonchu'']], {{anchor|Sean}} and ''Sonichu is Dead'' creator Sean August Watley's latest project, ''[[Moon-Pals]]''. In [[February 2010]], more comics were added, including Alec's ''Sonichu Revolution'', Sean's ''Sonichu is Dead'' and ''Sonichu is Gay'', and Isabel Monday's ''Capering Berries''.

[[Jack Thaddeus]], recognizing the incredible profit potential of ''Asperchu'', immediately began advertising the new website on the [[CWCipedia]]. Chris responded to these new ads, and his newfound knowledge of Alec's website with a series of increasingly disturbing videos<ref>[[Down with Asperchu]], [[12 January 2010]], [[14 January 2010]], [[15 January 2010]], [[U8C43P2A37A8 y U8C1N023V0L]]</ref> where he made his opinions on the matter quite clear.

Alec, being a gentle soul, has not directly responded to any of Chris's offensive videos. When [[Down with Asperchu#Alec's response to the video|asked by a concerned fan]], he outlined his planned course of action as one of peace, citing his personal hero, {{w|Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi|Mahatma Gandhi}}. His webmaster, Mao "Bamboo" Ling has opted for a more direct approach, speaking to Chris directly in two short [[YouTube]] videos.

The large banner ad for Asperpedia was replaced by a link to information on the U.S. Government's efforts to help the victims of {{w|2010 Haiti earthquake|the earthquake in Haiti}}, because Alec cares about the plight of his fellow men.

Due to the growing popularity of ''Asperchu'' over ''Sonichu'', the site later set up a fan portal where aspiring writers can make their own ''Sonichu'' fanfictions. Various pre-existing titles, including ''Sonichu: The Animated Series'', are also hosted in the fan section. There is even a parody version of [[CWCipedia]] set up by Mao, where totally fictitious articles on ''Sonichu''-related things are made, including photoshopped images of the original comic.

Eventually, on May 27, 2010, Mao took complete control of CWCipedia, after which Alec and [[Vivian Gee]] started uploading ''Sonichu'' Season 2. The CWCipedia was then permanently deleted for Mao to gain the upper hand after noting to the Comic Fury staff that, without ''Sonichu'' and Chris to bargain for a lower price, they must be forced to sign with him. The rights to the Asperpedia was then sold for $150,000.

The Asperpedia was eventually shut down, however, according to Alec Benson Leary, "It was run by a spazlord who took it down randomly in a fidgety fit one day. I didn't care to fight for it."

===The 19 January Demands===
On 19 January 2010, Chris uploaded twelve new pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], which are centered mostly around Asperchu and the Asperpedia. [[Chris and his Ego|Ever the heroic savior]], Chris pictures himself, along with [[Ultra Sonichu]], destroying the slanderous Asperpedia and saving Alec's characters from their [[Asperger syndrome|terrible affliction]], with Asperchu himself getting an "EXTREME ELECTRIC MAKEOVER" and becoming "[[Mitch Sonichu]]".

Not content with this, Chris then issued an ultimatum to Alec through a blog post:

{{Quote|Although within Alec's Hands, Asperchu IS a horrific joke, not only because of the uncensored nudity, wrongful character usage and all that, but also because the whole thing is drawn in a c***py Blocky and Low Resolution way.

I still have NO association with Alec Benson Leary OR HIS Asperchu character Whatsoever, but I will forgive Alec for his error if he FOLLOWS from my new plot and Extreme Electric Makeover as a template. He is no longer "Asperchu", just call him [[Mitch Sonichu]].|Chris's featured quote on January 19, 2010.}}

Alec didn't listen to Chris's demands, instead keeping everyone there and just introducing Mitch Sonichu as simply "Mitch Chu", who appears to be a [[Homos|gay stylist]], as well as Whisp Sonichu as the character Whispy Sonichu, Punchy's [[slow-in-the-mind]] cousin.

==Apologies==
In [[Apologies to Alec and Evan|a 1 February 2010 video]], Chris finally admitted that Asperchu was not a [[parody]] of himself or his original creation, Sonichu, and was instead a completely original character. He also apologized for spreading lies about Alec, such as suggesting that he [[Mailbag 50|only responded to fan mail that puts him in a positive light]], and for the constant [[death threats]] against him. In addition, he apologized for trying to commandeer [[Evan]]'s [[Simonchu]] character (though he tactfully avoided mentioning his blatant ripoff, [[Simonla]]).

However, Chris's real motivations quickly become obvious as he proceeded to beg Alec and Evan to help him take down the [[CWCipedia#CWCipedia Advertisements|CWCipedia ads]], which had become increasingly homoerotic and insulting to Chris.

A few days later, Chris made [[I am Alive|another video]] fully apologizing for his threats towards the four, deciding to give up Simonla and delivering a half-assed Forgiveness Blessing to Mao, in the hope of finally removing the ads (which also included a [[parody]] of [[ShecameforCWC.JPG]] involving him and [[Snorlax|his mom]] and an obituary for Chris).

On 25 [[February 2010]], Chris released the last pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]], in which he did kill off [[Simonla]]... but turned around and ''brutally executed'' the "Asperpedia Four."

[[Book10Replacement|A revised version]], inspired by Chris's [[sweetheart]] [[Jackie]], replaced the death sentences with a lifetime placement among the Amish. Jackie insisted on a parade in honor of Alec and Asperchu<ref>[[Jackie E-mails 19]]</ref><ref>[[Jackie E-mails 20]]</ref><ref>[[Lars Call]]</ref> but Chris did not honor his promise.

By 2017, Chris had become more amenable towards ''Sonichu'' fan-fiction and parodies. He apologized to Alec in a Facebook post that October and offered that if Alec would print ''Asperchu'' through a self-publishing site, he would trade printed ''Sonichu'' in exchange.<ref>https://sonichu.com/cwcki/October_2017_Facebook_posts#Print_editions_for_fancomics</ref>

==Phone calls==
{{main|Alec Benson Leary calls}}

{{quote|Encourage the fans that were originally my fans to come back to me.|Chris}}

On 9 [[February 2010]], [[Mao]] sent [[Evan]] and [[Sean]] a series of seven phone conversations between Alec Benson Leary and Chris. While these conversations were meant to stay between the [[Asperpedia]] staff, they were eventually leaked by Mao for the world to hear. An [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth]] and [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 9|ninth]] phone call between Chris and Alec followed on 18 February and 25 February, respectively.

Alec also portrayed [[Jackie#Lars|Lars]] in a phone call with Chris.<ref>https://kiwifarms.net/threads/abl-q-a.805/#post-54378</ref>

==Trial and execution of Asperpedia staff==

{{Quote|We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.|Chris, [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]}}

Despite Alec attempting to help Chris out several times during the phone calls, Chris involved Alec (along with Mao, Sean, and Evan) in the penultimate pages of [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. They are portrayed as stupid, murderous characters, who are tried by [[CWCville]]'s court for the murder of [[Simonla Rosechu]], as well as the theft and mockery of several citizens of CWCville. After a kangaroo court trial (in CWCville's favor, of course), Alec and co. are sentenced to death, Alec specifically in a "ten-button Electric chair". He is electrocuted to death by various characters that were "misrepresented" in ''Asperchu'', including Sonichu, who states that he is [[Homos|"not gay"]] as he jointly ends Alec's life. Chris himself joins in on the fun, and ironically, and also hypocritically, states that Alec is a "d*** lunatic," after which he helps fry him to a crisp, before proceeding to violently contort Mao's limbs backward until they snap using telekinesis, followed shortly after by crushing his heart. Evan is horribly mutilated by [[Sandy Rosechu]] whilst chained to a wall, and Sean is executed by a firing squad from [[Bill the Scientist]], [[Kel]], and [[Allison]].

Amidst this brutality, Chris sees fit to [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Calls|apologize]] for some of his own wrongdoings towards the Asperchu Four, as well as his fans.

In recent updates to [[Sonichu 11|''Sonichu'' #11]], Chris made good on his promise to "revive" Simonla. However, the pages reveal that [[:Image:Son11p22.jpg|she never died in the first place]]. This means that Chris set up the trial on a whim just so he would have a convenient excuse to kill Alec, Mao, Sean, and Evan.

==''Sonichu Revolution''==
When the CWCipedia was taken down during the [[Simonchu]] dispute, it appeared Chris was not going to budge and would [[9_February_2010|possibly set up shop elsewhere]]. Considering Chris's laziness, how long that might take was anyone's guess. The possibility that no new comics would appear for days, weeks, or even months was likely, and this didn't take into account how often Chris's new digs would get hacked. Fortunately, Alec, being the nice guy that he is, decided ''Sonichu'' fans should not be deprived of the promised reboot. He took it upon himself to not only deliver fans new pages through Chris's site but to also take care of the looming copyright issues that Chris had been unwilling to tackle. All while still uploading new ''Asperchu'' comics.

Chris, of course, took this in entirely the wrong way. In the [[Alec Benson Leary Phone Call 8|eighth phone call]], he accused Alec of stealing his work and attempting to impersonate him. While he expressed offense at the violence of some of the ''Sonichu Revolution'' strips, he showed no signs of grasping the way Alec's comic mocks the unoriginality, moral hypocrisy, sexual degeneracy, and generally warped outlook of Chris's original ''Sonichu'' stories.

===''Sonichu Revolution'' Gallery===
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==CWCipedia advertisements==
[[File:Asperchuissue5ad.jpg|thumb|200px|The ad in question.]]
Shortly after 110mb returned from what may have been its billionth outage, a large ''Asperchu'' ad appeared at the top of every article, depicting [[Sonichu (character)|Sonichu]] shooting Chris in the calves ([[Sonichu Special 4|sound familiar?]]) while calling him a "[[Honest Content|fat little son of a bitch]]". Chris claimed that the ad didn't get to him, but given [[Address to my Cwcipedia SysOp|his history with trollsome ads]], a non-reaction was nigh-impossible.

[[Jackie e-mails|Jackie]] came across this ad and, thinking it was one of the ''Sonichu'' comics, thought it was, as advertised, ''fucking awesome''. Chris explained to her it was really a troll advertisement, which eventually led to him showing her [[CWCki]] and her finding out what a lazy monster he is, ending the online correspondence. So even if it failed to provoke a response from Chris, it managed to perform some small service in [[The Miscreants|the larger scheme of things]].

[[File:AsperchuMarkDeux.jpg|thumb|left|200px|The (other) ad in question.]]

Eventually, the ad was taken down, although it was quickly replaced with another, smaller one featuring a callback to the scene of [[Evan]]'s cold-blooded torture from [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]]. Chris never responded to this, most likely because he was too busy [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|bitching about not being unbanned from The GAMe PLACe]].

[[File:Sonichu0.jpg|thumb|200px|The (final) ad in question.]]

Yet another ad was put up a few days later, depicting Chris's final death. It was taken down relatively quickly and replaced with an Autism Awareness Month ad (featuring a mention of the hated [[Asperger's syndrome]], no less), so it isn't unreasonable to believe Chris may have missed this one entirely.

== Legacy ==
One of the last surviving relics of the ''Asperchu'' saga met its demise during the [[Destruction Of Chris's House|fire]] which ravaged [[14 Branchland Court]] on 10 [[January 2014]]. The Asperchu [[medallion]], gifted to Chris by Alec, was destroyed in the fire, as Chris revealed in a [[Facebook]] post on [[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|2 August 2014]].<ref>[[August 2014 Facebook Posts#Fan items lost in the fire|August 2014 Facebook Posts]]</ref> Notably, the somber tone Chris takes on in this post when recalling the destruction of this and other fan items seems to suggest that his feelings toward Alec and ''Asperchu'' as a whole may have softened over the years, though he could have just been feigning this for sympathy to [[Chris and money|e-beg]].

Strangely, Chris stated that he did not know who made the medallion (or any of the other lost fan creations), suggesting that he [[Slow-in-the-minds|might not remember Alec at all]].

''Asperchu'' was mentioned in the [[CatKnight Interview]], in which Arthur Spatchcock brought up the series as a potential threat to ''Sonichu''<nowiki>'s</nowiki> distribution in Europe, likely due to Alec's claim on the copyright of the character Mitch Sonichu. Chris reasoned that Asperchu "is definitely not a canon character" in his comics, [[Retroactive continuity in Sonichu|except for when he is]], rendering the issue moot [[Chris and copyright|as far as Chris is concerned]].<ref>[[CatKnight Interview]], [https://soundcloud.com/cat-knight-430471584/part-1-christine/s-iCiQa part 1], 8:40.</ref> Once again, Alec is not mentioned directly.

==Idea Guy influences==
{{main|Idea Guys}}

[[File:Alec as Bodhi.jpg|thumb|Chris believes this is Alec – actually Bodhi from ''Payday 2''.]]

During the Idea Guy saga, Chris's belief in multiple dimensions was exploited and his sense of reality was hijacked to make changes to many of Chris's characters, concepts, and perspective of the real world, with him considering them to be valid. Ideas involving Alec and Asperchu include:

*Chris wanted clarification over what really happened in [[Sonichu 10|''Sonichu'' #10]] and asked Idea Guy if Alec and the other Asperpedia Four trolls were saved by becoming Amish or executed. As the Idea Guy was a fan of ''Payday 2'', he used the character Bodhi's bio for a revised version of Alec, telling Chris that Alec had escaped and giving Chris the picture of Bodhi, saying it was Alec.<ref>[[Idea Guy Q&A]]</ref>

*Asperchu is one of the [[69 Destined Sonichus and Rosechus]].<ref>[[:File:69_Sonichus.jpg]]</ref>

==References==
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==See also==
*[[Asperchu/Background]]: More about the comic itself.

==External links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/Asperchu Asperpedia's YouTube channel]
* [http://asperchu.thecomicseries.com/archive/ Asperchu on ComicFury]
* [https://archive.org/details/AsperpediaRecoveryFiles Asperpedia Comic Archive]

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