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CWCville

2010-10-17T01:31:25Z

Gouge: /* Government and politics */

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{{quote|I'm still the mayor of CWCville. There [[Chris and English|is]] [[Wikipedia:North Korea|no elections]].|[[Chris-chan Discusses...]]}}

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'''CWCville''' (pronounced: [kwɪkvɪɫ], "quick-ville") is [[Chris]]'s imaginary world, created from a combination of his twisted views on the world and pop-culture to work as a place where all his wishes, ideas, and deranged fantasies become true.

{| class="wikitable collapsible collapsed" align="right" border="1"
! CWCville
|-
|'''Flag''' (Ceremonial)
|[[File:Cwcflag1.png|200px|The ceremonial flag of CWCville.]]
|-
|'''Flag''' (National)
|[[File:Newflag1.png|The national flag of CWCville.]]
|-
| '''Location'''
| Virginia, U.S.
|-
| '''Coordinates'''
| Unknown, possibly the same as [[Charlottesville]] in a parallel universe, far from [[Molvanîa]]
|-
| '''Date established'''
| ''Fictional'': 1982 ''Real world:'' 2000
|-
| '''Population'''
| Moderately small. Mixed population of humans, Pokémon, and ripoffs
|-
|'''Political Ideology'''
| Chandlerian Socialism
|-
| '''Area code'''
| N/A, communication system relies on classified Nintendo DS link
|-
| '''Website'''
| None (formerly ''The CWCipedia'')
|-
| '''Also known as'''
| Chris's mind, CWCistan, The People's Democratic Republic of CWCville, The Confederate States of CWCville, Hell, etc.
|-
| '''Exports'''
| Excessive undeveloped characters, blatant ripoffs, autistic manchildren, semen
|-
| '''Current relevance'''
| Main location of events in the ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'' universe
|}

==Overview==
[[Image:CWCvilleMapProper.jpg|thumb|Sonichu and Rosechu's welfare housing in relation to the rest of CWCville. Note that CWCville's postal code is the same as Chris's birthday, and that the address is nearly identical to his real address.]]
[[Image:0823-EP12-5P6-3.jpg|thumb|The toys that started it all.]]
[[File:cwcville1.jpg|thumb|A slightly more detailed (but no less disproportionate) drawing of CWCville.]]

CWCville is the setting of ''[[Sonichu (comic)|Sonichu]]'', a city in Virginia of which Chris is Mayor for life. CWCville is where Chris portrays friends and enemies from his real life in scenarios altered to reflect his bias toward himself. As his ideal metropolitan community, CWCville illustrates Chris's poor understanding of how a city actually functions. Like everything else that appears in his comic, Chris believes CWCville to actually exist in a parallel universe.<ref>[[Chris and reality#Fantasy and fiction]]</ref> Chris has claimed to be mayor of CWCville "IN REAL LIFE."<ref>[[ChrisChanSonichu and WikiSysop correspondence#THAT DOES NOT MATTER (CCS)]]</ref> As an entity Chris believes to be real, CWCville is a coping mechanism used to compensate for his unsatisfying actual life. Considering how it's portrayed, its full name could be the ''Our Glorious Leader's TRUE and HONEST Lovers' City of CWCville'', in a manner similar to [http://www.korea-dpr.com/ The Democratic People's Republic of Korea].

It has been argued that the unconquerable quality of Chris's [[ego]] stems from the fact that he can retreat to his own CWCville world, where he can right all wrongs done to him. In his comics, we see him defeating [[Mary Lee Walsh]], with whom he holds an IRL grudge, beating around the jerkops, and bringing his dead dog, [[Patti Chandler]], back to life in the form of another inhabitant. The main reason Chris can do such superhuman acts as defeating a whole army of huge [[Jerkops]] and resurrecting his dead dog is that in CWCville his will reigns supreme. This serves as a blanket that protects his physically and mentally weak self from the outside world in which he holds no such power.

Chris is greatly concerned by people who are misinformed about any detail of CWCville or conclude that it is anything but "a clean, secure, orderly and safe city."<ref>[[Mailbag 35#Except when half of it gets destroyed by giant robots]]</ref> After being coerced into declaring [[BILLY MAYS]] the new Mayor of CWCville,<ref>[[March 2009]]</ref> Chris repeatedly stated that this was not true.<ref>[[Mumble 11]]</ref><ref>[[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]</ref><ref name=p32/> In his willingness to educate, and his confusion at negative reactions to his answers, Chris seems to think that anyone who understands what CWCville is like will love it.

The seeds of CWCville were planted early into Chris's life. At some point, Chris put all of his completed [[LEGO]] kits, original LEGO creations, and various handmade Sonichu items together on one table in his room. The first official CWCville media was made in 2001.<ref>[[The City of Cwicville Tour!]]</ref> After toying with more phonetic spellings, Chris settled on "CWCville"<ref>[[Animal Crossing Documentary]]</ref> in 2003. This spelling consecutively features the initials of his full name and its pronunciation must be explained to others, indicative of CWCville's nature as a self-serving and insular fantasy.

Chris has repeatedly associated CWCville with Charlottesville, VA, likely the largest and most familiar urban environment in his life. Chris has presented footage of Charlottesville as footage of CWCville.<ref>[[Rollin' and Trollin']]</ref> He has stated that CWCville is as important and worthy of respect as every American city that begins with "C", but mentioned only Charlottesville by name, calling it "the most important one" of these "C-Villes", as if Chicago, for example, was less important than Charlottesville.<ref>[[Do Not Dis C Ville]]</ref> CWCville is said to have an annual Dogwood Festival,<ref name=p32>[http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcipedia/index.php/Issue_9/Page_32 Issue 9/Page 32]</ref> also an annual Charlottesville tradition. This association further illustrates Chris's narrow perception of the outside world.

Given Chris's humongous ego, it's surprising why didn't he give himself a whole country to begin with, or better yet, a whole fucking planet.

==Name==

One of Chris's [[The Wall of Originals|homemade Pokémon cards]] featured a "'''Cwick City''' Gym," while [[City of Cwicville Tour!|an unfinished Game Boy Camera project]] dating from [[2001]] used the spellings "'''Cwicville'''" and "'''Cwickville'''". It is unknown why he changed the spelling. Likely the alternate spelling just didn't stimulate [[Chris and his ego|his massive ego]] as much as his unaltered initials, even if it makes a lot less sense. (Although Christown, Chandlerville etc. would have been just as good and made a lot more sense.)

Without knowing the "correct" pronunciation of the name, the fact remains that "CWCville", unlike any proper English word, begins with four consonants in a row. Using conventional phonology, the name is pretty difficult to utter, unless you're Welsh, in which case it would be pronounced "cookville". In [[Mailbag 43#...well, this is disturbing!|Mailbag 43]], Chris slams [[Evan]] and fails once again, spectacularly, to realize the seeds of truth buried in parodies.

==Government and politics==
{{Quote|And for your information, my City's politics are of a King/Queen thing; NO VOTING|Chris, explaining the totalitarian state to [[Samantha Thaddeus E-mails|Samantha Thaddeus]].}}

{{Quote|Chris-chan was the Mayor of CWCville. Chris-chan had always been the Mayor of CWCville.|Paraphrased from [[CWC Update 1 July 2009]]}}

[[Image:CWCvilleArea.jpg|thumb|Map of CWCville area. Notice how [[Sonic]]'s house is bigger than the entirety of Pallet Town. Also, if you look at Station Square, you'll notice Chris's obsession with the [[Twin Falling Towers|World Trade Center]]. Note how Chris needs an [[Ego|arrow pointing to himself]].]]
[[Image:Chris Jong-Il.jpg|thumb|Artist's depiction of CWCville's beloved [[Chris|Mayor.]]]]
[[Image:CWCville.jpg|thumb|This is what a typical city looks like after being nuked. (Note the "SS" runes.)]]
[[File:GrandWizards4Sonichu.jpg|thumb|Chris and his men wielding the CWCville ceremonial flag while on parade in Town Square.]]

According to [[Sonichu 8]], CWCville was founded in [[1982]] by Chris's father, [[Bob Chandler]]. Why he would name a city after his deadshit son is unknown. And only [[GodJesus]] knows why it wasn't called RFCville.

According to the [[Samantha Thaddeus]] e-mails, the government is a "King/Queen thing" with no elections. There's a non-elected leader who does what he pleases, "advised" by an elected House of Representatives which sits at the Cwcville Trade Center Building. Exactly how CWCville's government operates is unknown. Chandler is mayor-for-life with supreme power, and has insisted that there are no elections, but he has also insisted that the vote has "even" been extended to [[Niggos|those of African descent]], but [[Women's rights|apparently not to women]], as some women are seen [[Sonichu 8#Episode_17:_Epilogue|protesting]] in order to gain suffrage in CWCville. Voting is strictly for the Town Council (or "Board of Director Members"<ref>[[Mailbag 37]]</ref>), which holds no authority, existing as a purely advisory committee which the mayor is not obligated to listen to. The mayor attempts to dissuade accusations of dictatorship, citing that dictatorships are never hereditary, whereas he [[Mailbag 34#The government totally sucks|inherited the town from his father]] (even though many dictatorships ''are'' hereditary, e.g. Kim Jong-il succeeded his father Kim Il-sung, and "Baby Doc" succeeded "Papa Doc" in Haiti). However, he refuses to acknowledge that this obviously makes his town a ''monarchy'', by explaining that all other government positions are voted on (even though such a practice is found in many modern monarchies, even absolute ones). It's also revealed that the name of the town was changed when it was passed from father to son, though whether or not the town was originally known as "RFCville", or something marginally less retarded is unknown, as all records of Mayor Bob's mayorship — in fact, all symbols of the old regime — have been erased (like the Roman practice of ''[[Wikipedia:damnatio memoriae|damnatio memoriae]]'', where all records of a traitor: statues, etc., are erased after his death). It is theorized that one day Christian will hand over the reins of governance to his daughter, [[Crystal]] Weston Chandler, in which case the town's name will not go through another change.

On 3 [[March 2009]], Chris announced that BILLY MAYS was the new Mayor of CWCville and that he was going to CWCville Jail to get raped by [[niggos]]. The next day, Chris revoked his statement that made MAYS the new mayor, establishing a government-in-exile in his bedroom. Most legal scholars, however, argue that since Chris was not wearing the [[Medallion of Fail]], which Chris has indicated is necessary for a video to be TRUE and HONEST (and any retraction otherwise would involve him wearing the medallion to make his retraction legally binding), his statements to the contrary are false and therefore not legally binding, meaning BILLY MAYS is still the mayor of CWCville. On 28 [[June 2009]], BILLY MAYS snorted too much cocaine and died in his mayoral mansion, plunging the entire town into mourning. Chris wasted no time in seizing control of CWCville, announcing during a [[Chris_chan_Discusses|post-coup interview]] that [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doublethink he was always the ruler], and that there would be no further elections.

The police don't take orders from the civil authorities and lock people up at random, [[Mary Lee Walsh|the dean]] of [[Private Villa of Corrupted Citizens|the only college]] is leading a hopeless resistance and is vilified in the [[Comic|mayoral-controlled press]]. [[Attraction Sign|Soliciting sex]] is legal in CWCville, whereas possession of [[tobacky|tobacco]] is a very serious offense. [[Alcohol]] was illegal until 2009, when the ban was [[Chris's Big Night Out|rescinded]].

Laws have been enacted to persecute homosexuals, and [[Mailbag 31|psychic surveillance is used to monitor sexual purity]]; in a predictable display of bureaucratic cluelessness, this important task has been somehow handed to [[Magi-Chan|an obvious closet case]]. This constant Orwellian surveillance, which is obviously done under the guise of "protecting" the citizens, flies completely against the basic human right to privacy. Since there is no plausible way to have any oversight over a super-powered official or question or contest his findings (and [[Mailbag|disputing the authority has been futile in general]]), it also effectively elevates the official above law. The Mayor has also hinted — though sensibly, he has not written it into actual ''law'', otherwise all international observers would condemn his actions at once — that the Electric Hedgehog Pokémon, a group of civilian defense contractors, have [[Chris and the Law#In the Comics|immunity from prosecution]]. This goes against the concept of supremacy of law that is the very foundation of modern societies; some sociologists have pointed out that this is in fact the hallmark of all police states.

CWCville has a [[Jack Thaddeus Phone Call 3|large police force equipped with weapons and TANKS, and even an entire division of the U.S. Army]]; all these units, as said before, are above law. These groups appear frequently all around the city enforcing the laws, giving grim reminders of their existence to the common public every day, dragging the morale down. Any attempts at humor are prosecuted swiftly and severely under the draconian laws that are based on [[Chris and copyright|curious misinterpretations]] of international copyright laws. Dissident comedians who flee the city are hunted down and gruesomely executed (with the emphasis on "cute") by [[Sandy Rosechu|underage assassins]]. Despite all this perceived military and law enforcement might, the police and mercenaries demonstrably offer little real protection or competence: troublemakers like [[Wes Iseli]] ruin weddings with near impunity, and the [[Mary Lee Walsh|dissident leaders]] remain at large [[Sonichu 10|until recently]].

The court system is a joke. Walsh was captured, depowered and sent to a maximum security prison without a trial. The [[jerkops]] and [[manajerks]] are depowered, yet were supposedly allowed to go scot-free. However, when [[Simonla Rosechu]] is murdered by a Voltorb, four people - [[Evan]], [[Alec Benson Leary]], [[Fan:Moon-Pals|Sean]] and Mao are arrested and put on trial not even a week after, despite earlier receiving a public pardon from the mayor. The judge is biased in Chris's favor, when all judges should be impartial. Sean is permitted to defend himself and his fellow co-defendants, despite being clearly under the influence of drugs. Nobody suggests appointing a public defender for the four. The prosecutor adds on to the charges, considering slander via the Asperpedia (which was destroyed by Chris) punishable by death, when it is a mild offense in most jurisdictions. Evidence gathered using Magi-Chan's psychic powers is considered admissible in court. When the four are found guilty by a clearly biased jury, they are immediately executed in ''[[Chris|cruel and inhumane ways]]''.

The basic services are lacking: Packs of wild Pokémon roam the streets, uncontrolled. The mayor wastes precious [[Monthly tugboat|taxpayer money]] on [[Oversized Drinking Straw of Fail|oversize novelty drinking straws]] and [[Patti-chan|credit cards for dogs]]. As of [[A Sonichu and Rosechu Christmas|Christmas 2009]], there were 10 homeless shelters set up: [[Mailbag 20|Chris himself]] claims that these ten-story "soup hotels" house an indigent population of 900-1,800 individuals, and come equipped with free cable TV. The mayor's personal friends, such as Sonichu, live in state-sponsored, suburban housing.

'''tl;dr''' CWCville is a banana republic that makes most African countries look like the world's best places to live.

I guess you could say its a CWCtatorship.

==Economy==
CWCville runs under a command economy which Chris has near-total control over; the [[KCWC|radio station]] and [[CWC Cola|soft drink company]] are named after the mayor, which indicates either nationalization of normally private businesses or rampant cronyism. The banning of goods that the mayor disapproves of has also contributed to the city's financial troubles. Tobacco, unhealthy as it may be, is illegal to sell, possess or consume, despite the multibillion dollar value of the industry. With the banning of anything tobacco related, CWCville loses hundreds of millions of dollars a year in tax revenues, jobs and investment.

CWCville also mints its own currency, which comes in confusing denominations - there are two coins: the C-Quarter and W-Quarter, 10 C-Quarters equaling one W-Quarter, indicating that [[Honor roll|Chris has no idea what "quarter" means]]. Doubtless CWCville's disastrous budgeting decisions have led the establishment of a flourishing black market, perhaps using [[tobacky]] or [[pickles]] as currency.

==Flora and fauna==
[[Image:zapbud.jpg|thumb|Zapbud]]
CWCville, like the rest of Virginia, has a temperate climate and is suitable for large-scale agriculture. Years of economic decline, however, have seen CWCville's environs diverge greatly from those of its neighboring cities. Its forests growing thicker, and its fields returning to nature, CWCville is an excellent laboratory for the avid naturalist. Pokémon roam in the forests; zapbuds fill the fields.

Zapbuds have quickly established themselves in the surrounding ecosystem. Aside from [[Sonichu's Ode to Rosechu|"healing woes,"]] relatively little is known about them. They have four petals, possibly resembling buds of some sort in their normal state, and the "zap" in their name and electrical hazard symbols on their petals suggest that it might not be the brightest idea to pee in the middle of a zapbud field.

==Anomalies==

It is curious to note that while Chris reigns supreme over his imaginary town, it is still subject to the will of other people (as evidenced by BILLY MAYS' election). This gives a small insight into the workings of Chris's mind, as it implies a belief in the non-physical reality of the realm in his own mind. Any sane person could agree to "proclaim" BILLY MAYS the mayor of their fictional city with an offhand shrug, since it doesn't actually ''mean'' anything. They certainly wouldn't take it seriously enough to feel the need to clarify that they didn't mean it. The long and short of this is that Chris's creations are, to him, subject to certain metaphysical laws and structures which IRL he is unable or unwilling to comprehend. This suggests that if efforts were made to convince Chris that, for example, Sonichu had terminal cancer, Chris would either vehemently insist this is not the case, or accept it and claim that he has, in the comic, discovered a cure for cancer.
==See also==
* [[CWCville Shopping Center]]
* [[CWCville Mayoral Office]]

==Sauces==
<references/>

==External links==
* [http://www.onetruecwcville.net/index.php onetruecwcville.net]
* [http://www.freewebs.com/cwcvillechronicles/ CWCVille Chronicles]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao1CIn7qkaY CWCville Mayor Campaign 2010]
* [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyevn2-MU7I CWCville's National Anthem]

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Talk:Sonichu and Rosechu's children

2010-10-17T00:57:35Z

Gouge:

== Possible Inbreds? ==

I know I'm not the first to think this, but who else believes that these little mistakes of the human imagination are imbreds? There are several hints throughout the comic implying an incestuous undertone between Sonichu and Rosechu, plus Chris being their "father" as it is really makes me wonder about this... --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]
* I wouldn't consider them calling Chris father a hint (he's not really their father, but they both see him as a father figure; still has incestuous undertones, but isn't the same thing) so much as the fact that they, the [[Chaotic Combo]] and [[Silvana]] all originate from the same [[rainbow]]. I don't know how Chris's weird shit works, but wouldn't that make them all (or at least the Chaotic Combo and Silvana, as their eggs came from the rainbow) siblings? --'''[[User:Lime|L]][[User_talk:Lime|i]][[Special:Contributions/Lime|m]][[nudes|e]]''' [[Image:Madotsuki.png]] 17:12, 1 October 2009 (CEST)
:I am fully aware of that. Still, Chris is their creator, but to him this also counts as their "father". This being as it is alone does imply incest, but yeah there are more hints. As for the Chaotic Combo, yes, that would say they are all related. Chris obviously overlooked this when making the epilogue for Sonichu. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]]

Tangentially relevant to this discussion: I added a blurb on the fact that Chris has already paired off Cera with Blake and Bubbles' kid, and the psychological and incestuous undertones of this. If it's a bit long-winded (as I often am), I won't be offended if it gets edited a little. -- [[User:manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 7:13 14 May 2010 (CEST)

==The terrifying part==
No offense, but do we need this hear? It's more or less the same sort of stuff that can be said about the Sonnee and Rosey species in general and not just Sonichu's children. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:04, 20 December 2009 (CET)
*I'll move it, because I think it is more general, but it provides a good insight IMHO. --[[User:Sonichuis44|sonichuis44]] 01:11, 20 December 2009 (CET)

== Growth ==
Someone made a comment on Sandy Rosechu's talk page about how quickly she grew, and it made me think about it a bit. How long have these children been in their infant forms? However long, Sandy was born after them and evolved before them. We can question as to whether he ever plans to age them at all. Chris says he plans on doing this comic for the rest of his life, and while that may be short considering all his health problems, he fully believes he'll be around until 100. So when does he plan to age them, if at all? And in fact, If the Sonichu comic and Chris do last for 25 more years, then will he actually evolve Sonichu into Metonic? And another point this person bought up was that Sonees evolve by having a high hapiness. So the girl whose first words she heard upon entering the world were 'Evan killed Mommy' was happy enough to evolve, but Robbie, Cerah and Christine are somehow even more miserable than that. Just saying. Should I put any of this into the article, or are Chris's future plans for them too off-topic? If it is then I could always put it into Sonichu (Comic). --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:39, 26 February 2010 (UTC)
*Chris's comics, are to him like a tv show, and in some tv shows, like the simpsons, and family guy, no matter how much time passes, the characters mantain their age, even if they have birthdays, and if questioned about it, its most likely that chris will answer that "sonichu's kids are happy, but they hold an everstone so they don't evolve" or some BS like that, its likely that those kids won't evolve for a while. In short, sonees are easy to evolve, but sonichu's kids are a) refusing to evolve b) using an everstone c)too sad to evolve. And sandy, like chris, probably forgot about simonla until she was reminded the trial day. Only time will tell us what stupid way they evolve.[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 23:13, 26 February 2010 (UTC)

** He'll say either A or B if we accuse him of C. If it's A, we confirm that Robbie is a means for Chris to live an eternal childhood with Sarah and Crystal, and we flood the mailbag with letters about Chris teaching a bad lesson. If it's B, Sonichu and Rosechu are horrible parents. Win-win.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 02:53, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

**We'll send in a mailbag letter about that then. We'd probably have to wait a bit first though. It'd no doubt get put aside by the sysop for a mailbag full of letters telling him that he is a sick fuck because of Sonichu 10's contents. We'll wait until it gets calmer first. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 03:20, 27 February 2010 (UTC)

== Not so bad? ==

Am i the only person without a complete and undying hatred for the Sonichu children? i actually feel sad, though Robbie's speech impedment literally gives me headaches, for them (how much hatred they receive) and find them kinda cute...please don't troll me. [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 04:35, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:gtfo --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 05:14, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:Yes, you are, and yes, you will be trolled now.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 05:29, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
: :([[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::Stand by for trolling... --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 12:45, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::I'll bravely and shamefully accept my fate. >:| [[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::::Trolling has now commenced... are you feeling trolled yet? --[[User:T K 19|T K 19]] 21:03, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:::::Umm, don't know. Though i'm feeling hot, so i suppose that counts.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:50, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:Facepalm.jpg --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 9:49, 3 May 2010 (EST)
::It's mostly that my hatred for everything wrong that goes in the comic (and around CWC's life) is immdeialty redirected towards Chris. everything else is just pity especially for the poor existance of these little...whatever the hell tehy are supposed to be.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 20:26, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
::Please reference [http://www.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EvenTheDogIsAshamed this trope] for advice on how to proceed.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 17:23, 3 May 2010 (UTC)
:You are bad and you should feel bad.-[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 02:27, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
::I know and i deserve my punishment.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 02:48, 4 May 2010 (UTC)
They're just so WRONG. Everything about them is a testament to how monstrous a person Chris truly is. They are a disgusting mockery of everything a child should be, hideous deformed creatures attempting to masquerade as children, exposing it all as an act when they quote family guy or reveal that they've pissed on other living things for no reason.

They are abominations. An affront to man and god.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 06:13, 4 May 2010 (UTC)

I thought the ''Eraserhead'' baby was kind of cute and very pitiable, and I still hate these characters to pieces. Well, that's not entirely true; they're actually some of my favourite characters, but only because of how fascinatingly horrific they are. Of all of Chris's characters, these are the ones that seem the most "Chris" to me. Also, I just like horror stories about monstrous births. - [[User:Manwithoutabody|manwithoutabody]] 16:55 17 May 2010

==I can't believe this hasn't been brought up==
Have you noticed how Chris has only included one male child for the Sonichus and Rosechus, this includes Sandy, but seriously it seems like either Chris is a definite pedo or he thinks male children are horrible, and yet he say he already has enough Sonichus and yet he keeps making more Rosechus, is it me or is that the other way around.--[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 21:35, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*when you put it that way, the last TRUE and HONEST sonichu ever introcued was jamsta way back in sonichu 7. over the course, he has added like 5 new rosechus.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 21:49, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
** Yeah, it's hilarious that he says that he has enough Sonichus, and and yet he has like twelve Rosechus, makes you wonder if he really thinks that, or if he just wants to validate his straightness more.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 22:12, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
*** But this proves that chris is totally not a pedofork. what makes chris a pedofork is the existance of zapina though. Although sometimes calling him a pedo may be an insult to pedobear.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 23:13, 11 May 2010 (UTC)
****I don't really think he's a pedo. It's more like he hates JERKS and loves innocent sweet girls, and that this logic gets applied to children as well... fuck that DOES make him sound like a pedo. What I'm trying to say is he hates males so he trys to make most of his characters female.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 13:36, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
**** Beat I have to say that this is Chris's blatant hypocrasy in action, he claims "To have enough Sonichus" and yet the Rosechus in the series out number the Sonichus.-- [[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 20:32, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
****Its not so much hypocrisy as it is him being a retard really. But yeah, he adds more Rosechus because he hates males, and that applies to his Sonichus as well. All the males serve as sues for Chris. When Chris has a male character to represent every aspect of his personality as MoarLurk theorized, then he doesn't need any more male characters and he just adds in females, because he only really likes females. He just doesn't hate the Sonichus because they are essentially him. --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 20:48, 12 May 2010 (UTC)
*No, he hasn't. Kyle hasn't shown up in the comics, but he apparently exists. --[[User:Torako|Torako]] 14:10, 05 June 2010 (UTC)

== The Fry Kids Connection? ==

*Has anyone noticed that two of the kids resemble the Fry Kids from McDonald's? Remember those Fry Kids from the old Happy Meal ads?--[[User:UJ1A1985|UJ1A1985]] 08:54, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
[[File:61616524 efadb8d7d4 m.jpg]][[File:Sr kids.JPG]]
:not so much really.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 11:20, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::I really don't see the resemblance.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 12:25, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
:::Same here. If they were the Fry Kids, I wouldn't want 'em dead so much. : ) --[[User:Alcoholic Legend|Alcoholic Legend]] 13:16, 8 June 2010 (UTC)
::::Ditto. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 10:13, 8 June 2010 (EST)
:I've noticed that they actually seem to actually resemble the powerpuff girls in a way (No fingers, stubbya arms and legs, giant heads (which are supposed to be round), and round eyes), though it could only be coincidence since there is no reference anywhere to the powerpuff girls in the comics.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:50, 16 June 2010 (UTC)
== Chao? ==

I was thinking they're chao. [http://i30.tinypic.com/2mr5fmq.jpg Note the eyes, the feet, stubby arms, though he inverts the eyes...] [[User:Shiny|Shiny]] 12:36, 14 June 2010 (UTC)
:Someone also brought that up in the sonee and roseys page.[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 00:50, 16 June 2010 (UTC)

==Christine's Paternity==
I think Magi-Chan is still the most likely father for Christine. While Darkbind and Jamsta are also possible candidates, they've been paired off with their respective sentient masturbatory aids. Magi-Chan is the one who's been suffering from virgin with rage. Considering how Sonichu had the tendency to rub in the fact that he regularly gets laid in front of him, it might have pushed him over the edge. He could have easily used his psychic powers to make Rosechu believe he was Sonichu if he wanted a tender lovemaking experience, or he could have forced himself on her and wiped her memory afterward if that's how he gets off. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 04:56, 2 August 2010 (UTC)
*Chris is actually her father. It would explain her egotism as well as her purple-ness.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 04:59, 2 August 2010 (UTC)
**Egotism is not genetic; It's a learned trait. She got that way because Sonichu and Rosechu treat her like a princess. Rosechu on the other hand probably just wants to keep up the appearance...In short, I still believe Magi-Chan is her father. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 09:45, 2 August 2010 (EST)
**Hmm, this could also explain how she got the gene for blue eyes. Chris said that they used to both be blue, but one got turned greenish in high school. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 12:43, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
***1)Chris is too dumb to pull a twist like this off. 2)Chris would never do anything like this to hurt his characters unless a troll blackmailed him into it. 3)A Blue Vaporeon and Pink Espeon can mate to produce a brown Eevee; Pokemon don't inherit colors. It was funny when it was an occasional gag, but this looks like it's seriously being considered. --[[User:OFSheep|OFSheep]] 11:25, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
****Sonichus are not what you would call normal Pokemon. They carry the genetics of hedgehogs with a similar species classification to Sonics (Mobian). With this information in mind, it can be hypothesised that the same breeding rules of average pokemon do not apply to them; So yes, she could just be a 'shiny Rosey'...Or the byproduct of a forbidden affair/rape with Mr.
''I'mwatchingyoumasterbatelolololol''. Either way you decide. --[[User:EdtheHedgehog1894|EdtheHedgehog1894]] 14:41, 2 August 2010 (EST)
*****I do believe that Sonichus inherit from their parents (take a look at Sandy and Simonla, although Wild's genetics didn't seen to have much of an effect, and she was really just an excuse to have an instant replacement to fill in Simonla's place). All of this speculation is a waste. It's fun, but it's a waste. We can take Chris's word, as gh3y and dumbfuck as it may be, and just say that Cerah is a "shiny Rosey".

****Nothing is serious here (except the drama and in-fighting). Of course we know this is bullshit, a lot of the content on the wiki regarding Chris' fictional works is overanalytical speculation. This is how we have fun. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 12:43, 2 August 2010 (PDT)
:None of this is possible because Magi-chan is quite obviously a [[homo|confirmed bachelor]]. The only way he could get himself to do it was if he convinced himself that Rosechu was a male, with a pickle (but most importantly, lacking in china). But Darkbind, OTOH, had no "sentient masturbatory aid" to speak of as she was stuck in a coma. Not content to empty his two balls into a functional RealDoll, he found solace in Sonichu's cheating wife. And maybe Jamsta, because he's a dick. --[[User:SeventhBase|Seventh]][[User Talk:SeventhBase|Base]] 23:24, 4 August 2010 (PDT)
::Maybe it wasn't just about the sex, maybe Magi-Chan, sexually frustrated because he could not legally sate his desires in Chris' oppressive dystopia, and angry at Sonichu's constant taunting, decided to strike back in a way that would utterly destroy him if he ever found out. I'm sure Magi-Chan's mental conditioning would make it possible for him to imagine he's boofing a guy while slamming Rosechu's gaping china. --[[User:Xanabit|Xanabit]] 05:45, 5 August 2010 (PDT)

==Christine's Virginity==

Its worth noting that the line she says is ripped off from a joke from family guy, making it less that she's not a virgin but more that Chris is unoriginal [[User:Gouge|Gouge]] 17:57, 16 October 2010 (PDT)

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