== "Short pole" ==
>At the end of the verse, he hops around some sort of short pole for a second before discarding it, and does a double take when it thuds to the ground.]
I think this is the nozzle of the vacuum cleaner from the ''Lars is Jivin''' video. That might also mean that the object that he jumps over beforehand is the vacuum cleaner - it's in the right position. Thoughts? [[User:Enibure|Enibure]] 04:39, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

- Makes sense. Seems unlikely he would have moved it without a specific reason to do so. [[User:Radishchu|Radishchu]]

== Rhythm and lyrics ==

I hate to say this, but it seems that old Chrissy has actually gotten a good bit better at singing. His irritating voice still sucks, true, but Chris seems to actually carry something resembling rhythm and flow, unlike in [[Holding_Out_For_a_Hero]], and he's actually understandable and understands the lyrics, unlike in [[Chop_Chop_Master_Onion's_Rap_Showdown]]. I can't deny it... [[Anti_Troll_Movement_Video1]] actually beared some resemblance in rhythm to its original source material by 8-Bit. --[[User:Miss Noel|Noel Ari Paige]] 21:33, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

Nigga You best be trollin, everytime Chrissy does this stupid shit makes me want to drive to Ruckersville and smash light tubes across his stupid HFA ass. He's lucky I spent all my money on rent and food. [[User:ShinGokuIAM|ShinGokuIAM]] 22:07, 2 October 2010 (PDT)

Have you seen the film? While Chris's lyrics are similar to the actual song, the tune is way off.--[[User:Svek|Švek]] 11:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

== Playboy Marge Simpson? ==

What is that poster there to Chris's left? Is that Marge Simpson in a supposedly sexy pose? (edit:) [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 08:26, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

* that's been there for quite a while, also learn to sign your posts.--[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 17:50, 3 October 2010 (PDT)
* you are clearly new, it's been there since mid-January.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 18:03, 3 October 2010 (PDT)

@bagson Oops, I knew I was forgetting something.
@MoarLurk Really? Hm. Guess I didn't see it because she was blending in with the yellow tint in the rest of the videos. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 08:26, 7 October 2010 (PDT)

Talk:I like Mary Poppins

2010-10-04T00:37:19Z

Graduon4eva: /* Playboy Marge Simpson? */ new section

Talk:To Jackie, with Love.MOV

2010-09-16T00:49:58Z

Graduon4eva: /* Come to me, or I'll come to you */ new section

{{Not A Forum}}

== Come to me, or I'll come to you ==

I know it's hard to tell because Chris doesn't know when to make pauses or how to use different inflections when speaking, but I don't think he was giving an ultimatum, i.e. "Either you come to me, '''or I'll come to you!'''" I think it was more "You can come to my house, but if that doesn't work out for you, I could pick you up at your house."

You think I'm being too kind? [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 17:49, 15 September 2010 (PDT)

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2010-06-08T23:14:25Z

Graduon4eva: Created page with 'I think it should be noted somewhere how much this looks like a duck. Especially when you look at an actual picture of Virginia and see how pointy the smaller end really is. ~~~~'

I think it should be noted somewhere how much this looks like a duck.
Especially when you look at an actual picture of Virginia and see how pointy the smaller end really is. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 23:14, 8 June 2010 (UTC)

Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-21T03:03:16Z

Graduon4eva:

{{recent}}
[[Image:Chris gay trucker.jpg|thumb|right|Larry the Trucker Man]]
'''Some Favored Comedians''' (officially "'''Some Favored Comedians.MOV'''") is a 20 [[May 2010]] video where [[Chris]] bores his [[fanbase]] by discussing various comedians and Seth McFarlane. He reiterates his [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|dislike for the change in voice actors on The Cleveland Show]], does several terrible impersonations, and describes a scenario where Jerry Seinfeld meets him and does a stand up act about how [[Chris and ego|awesome]] it is to meet a [[Chris|retarded manchild]]. Chris seems to go out of his way to mention how much he doesn't [[racism|hate]] [[Chris and religion|Jews]] but gives no justification for his [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|recent actions]]. Chris mentions that Larry the Cable Guy should be called Larry the Trucker Man and then switches, in an ADD kind of way, to Peter Cullen's voice acting [[Optimus Prime]].

Despite Chris being a critical and avid fan of The Cleveland Show, he consistently refers to [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Reagan Gomez]] as "Regina", quite possibly an artifact of his [[Autism]] for which he blames almost all of his shortcomings, or confusion with [[Wikipedia:Regina King|Regina King]], who voices characters on ''The Boondocks''. He also repeatedly mispronounces Mila Kunis's name. Considering that she's the voice of his favorite Family Guy gal-pal, well, that comes as no surprise.
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==Video==

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==Transcript==
Ah, [[Captain's Log]], May 22nd- [''flashes his school ring''] May 20th, 2010. I just uh, started up this video [''takes his glasses off''] to uh, give y'all a little update about myself [''puts glasses back on, coughs'']. You know, I'm doing well, so's my [[Barb|mom]], and for your information my [[Bob|father]] is alive and well so, that rumour is false. My father is alive and well.

Anyway uh, anyway with that I wanna talk about some of my favourite uh, comedy people. But uh, I'd like to start off with uh, prefacing with uh, prefrencing an old- a [[Cleveland Show Voice Rant|past video of mine]], of which I have uh made the complaint about uh... [[Wikipedia:Reagan Gomez|Regina Gomez]] who plays [[Wikipedia:Nia Long|Nia Long]] on [[The Cleveland Show]]. I mean yeah that was definitely like a trade down in comparison. [''Chris turns to his TV''] Let's go to a clip of Nia Long.

[''Clip of The Cleveland Show plays - probably from [[Wikipedia:Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance|Da Doggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance]]'']

And then uh now, check out uh, Ragina Gomez in comparison.

[''Plays another clip from The Cleveland Show - probably from [[Wikipedia:Once Upon a Tyne in New York|Once Upon a Tyne in New York]]'']

You see a difference? Big difference. Regina is a whiny voiced little brat, whereas uh Nia... [''turns to TV''] was a lot better. And uh, [''turns to camera''] an another reference, that was like uh, when they changed the voice- they changed the voice actress for [''turns to TV''] [[Family_Guy#Chris_and_Meg|Megan Griffin]]. I mean, yeah here's the first voice. This is an improvement by the way.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah see well, this was a better change in comparison. You know, change it from... I forget her name... to [[Wikipedia:Mila Kunis|Mila Kunis]]. Whoops, I don't need that selected(?) [''mutters something'']. Here's Mila.

[''Plays a clip from Family Guy'']

Yeah big difference. Big difference between the uh, voice actresses you know. When they sw- they, did it from [[Wikipedia:Lacey Chabert|whoever she was]] to Mila Kunis, that was an improvement because, you know, maturing- the voice deepens naturally. Whereas The Cleveland Show switching from Ni- switching from Nia Long to Regina Gomez. That's a trade ''down'' [''gestures and points down'']. I mean I- I gotta tell you my opinion [''removes glasses'']. It must have been like uh, Seth McFarlane and uh, Mike Henry musta had uh, too many drinks or somethin' to decide to uh, switch from Nia to Regina. Or a- or I don't know whether it's um, it was their decision or what Nia had in her head when sh- uh, when she left the show for that point.

And I leave you all with that. Let's talk about uh, let's talk about famous comedy people. Uh, y'all know I like uh, I like from plastma classtics(?), [[Wikipedia:Lucille Ball|Lucille Ball]] [''High-pitched voice impression''] ''Hello, friends. I'm your Vitameatavegamin girl. Are you tired, run down, and listless? Do you [[DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS|poop out]] at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle. Vitameatavegamin''. And uh, I also like [[Wikipedia:Red Skelton|Red Skelton]]. [''Dopey voice impression''][''unintelligible'']. [''chuckles a bit''] Very funny people. I also liked uh, I also liked [[Wikipedia:Dick Van Dyke|Dick Van Dyke]], [[Wikipedia:Mary Tyler Moore|Mary Tyler Moore]] and, [[Wikipedia:Bob Newhart|Bob Newhart]], there's another good one. I like those types of people, but from today's- from this generation, I like [[Wikipedia:Tim Allen|Tim Allen]]. He's a funny man. Yeah. [''Laughs''] I was just remember the uh, part where- the one where he ''Tim don't put your hand in the light socket *pfft*''. But seriously though, he does very good, he's a funny man.

I also like [[Wikipedia:Jerry Seinfeld|Jerry Seinfeld]]. He- he's very funny. I watched his show every- I watch his show every day on TBS... And, you know, too bad- too bad it ended. He coulda done more shows but whatever. That was his call there. He decided that after nine seasons. I like Jerry Seinfeld, he's a funny man. You know I would- you know I would definitely like to see this, you know, even as a video response from Jerry Himself, his view on autis- on autistic people. Especially the high functioning autistics like myself, you know.

[''Stares into space, makes a creepy smile'']

And also, think about this, I probably sound like Jerry Sein- I probably sound like Jerry Seinfeld, you know? This could be a comedy routine for himself, you know, that he could do for autistics.

[''Pantomimes holding a mic, attempts to impersonate Jerry Seinfeld'']

Ah yeah, so I just recently been [[Pedofork|introduced to this uh, autistic, uh, boy]]- this autistic teenage boy here. And uh, and we sai- you know, I was introduced, so he opened up to me right away. And then I- and then- later, like I- later at this picnic, this community picnic, he uh, I see him- I see him over there and he wants to find- he wants to [[Fuck quest|meet himself a lady]], so he's hanging out over there. And I don't see him talking to the ladies, he just uh, he's just uh, smiling and being silent. I mean, he ain't gonna go anywhere unless he talks to- unless he talks to the but then again that's part of the autism right there. He just tends to blank out when he's not introduced to people. Because he's scared of the unknown. That's very common among the autistic people. And I'll tell you something else. Today's society where everybody is glued to their computers and internet and all that, they're definitely closing themselves off from society. It's like they're becoming autistics themselves. I mean, if they're definitely not glued in front of their computer they're definitely about as blank as that au- that little teenage boy was.

[''Pantomimes releasing mic, stares into space for a few moments.'']

Eh, yeah, but anyway I would definitely like to hear Jerry Seinfeld's uh, opinions and views, or a comedy sketch about autistic people. 'Cuz I want to ask him about that. Oh yeah, also you know, another Jewish dude I like- that he strikes me as funny, [[Wikipedia:Brad Garrett|Brad Garrett]], you know, from ''Everybody Loves Raymond'', also doing the guy from ''’Til Death''. He actually also starred in an episode of ''Seinfeld'' I read, where he steals Jerry's car. Still that does- that seems kind of dumb, you know. I even read that he tried- he tried out for Kramer, I mean, I mean he definitely would not have been- I do not know if he would be a better Kramer, I mean [''Voice changes''] "What are you looking at crazy?" I dunno. Ha, I mean,
[''Waves arms around''] "Who-whoop-whoop PIA! Yeah. Hi Jer!" [''chuckles''] Yeah I think uh, Brad Garrison is a little bit more subtle, but I like him too. You know. And I have nothing against [[Jews|Jewish people]], I mean there's people too, and I got nothing against Jewish community. I mean they have their views and we have our views, Let's leave it at that. I mean they're all- they're all- they're people we're people, [''face contorts with racism''] no problem.

[[File:LarrySad.jpg|thumb|Larry the Cable Guy's likely reaction.]]
I know I sent [[Michael Snyder is ColdHearted and Mean|crossed signals]] about that at past points. Oh, hey, you know another dude I like? [''puts on a baseball cap''] Larry the Cable Guy. ''Git-R-Done!'' [''chuckles''] Funny dude, you know. He definitely could been- he definitely had the trucker look going for him if he uh, wasn't being the cable guy. Yeah I mean, I would definitely think that would have uh, the way he was dressed they would him "Larry the Trucker Man!" Trucker Man. [''chuckles''] Yeaah, pretty funny. [''takes off cap''] Oh and also you know, speaking of impressions uhh, here's [[Wikipedia:Peter Cullen|Peter Cullen]] [''Quotes some Optimus Prime lines from Transformers'']. That's spot on, dead on Peter Cullen right there. And I'm glad that, you know, aside from the generation one series, they let him do t- he volunte- he volunteered to do the voice of Optimus in the new movies, as well as in the video games. I mean all th- of all the generations between the Optimus Primes and the Optimus Primals, [''points at camera''] Peter Cullen ''is'' Optimus Prime. Of all time.

Anyway, that's uhh, just uh some of my opinions about some current and past comedians and uh, Seth! Mike! Bring back Nia Long! [''Puts glasses back on''] Anyway, I'll leave y'all with uh, that and those impressions. Until then- until another time when I have another thought or, whatever - have a good day. [''makes the peace sign''] Peace.
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Talk:Some Favored Comedians

2010-05-21T02:58:00Z

Graduon4eva: /* Can anyone do a good Seinfeld impression? */ new section

Where's the video? --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:34, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:It will be available soon. It's still processing [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URLwUjuNJYM] --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I see. I wonder if he'll bore us like with the last video. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 20:36, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

Oh god, I'm only a minute in and he's back to ranting about the Cleavland Show.--[[User:MoarLurk|MoarLurk]] 20:47, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:He's got to be the only fan of that show. I watched it before and I thought it was painfully unfunny. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 21:06, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::: Same here, BreadGod. In many ways, "The Cleveland Show" is a lot like Sonichu. They're both unfunny, unoriginal, and were bad ideas to begin with. --[[User:SpaceScreaminJohn|SpaceScreaminJohn]] 17:34, 20 May 2010
Is it bad that I misread the title as "[[Recycling|Semen Flavored Condoms]]"? --[[User:Espanolic|Espanolic]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:No. [[User:Pfargtl9000|Pfargtl9000]] 21:58, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== Transcription ==
I'm going to make a start on it from the beginning, if anyone elsewants to start from like 5min in or something. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 21:00, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:Everything past the 5 minute mark is my BITCH. A BITCH I must TRANSRIBE.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::Ahaha his new stock insult is that WE are the autistics what the fuck. Somebody dig up some reaction photos of these comedians. Hopefully ones that are a mixture of confused, afraid and furious.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:20, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::Ah shit, I gotta go and not be glued in front of my computer like an autistic for a few hours. I transcribed up to 8:07. Someone pick up my slack.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:35, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::I've finished it. Since I didn't know most of the things Chris was quoting in badly performed impressions, I tried to look them up. I've left 2 gaps where I just had no idea what he was saying - I could pick out words but it would look better if someone who knew the quotes could fill them in. I linked most names to Wikipedia, to help those people out there who have never heard of the names Chris spouts out. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 01:04, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

: I got up to the point where he complains about the voice be whiney and hi-pitched... Couldn't take the irony --[[User:SargentPickles|SargentPickles]] 17:22, 20 May 2010 (EST)

== Cameos ==
Wall of originals, marge poster sailor moon poster, and guitar of fail cameos, also, no medal and he is still going bald 1:53, also, is it me or the angle of the camera makes Chris look like a Charger from LFD2? .[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:30, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

:It certainly looks like Chris has been using his right hand a lot more than his left. [[User:Sakanz|Sakanz]] 22:28, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

== The Shirt ==
Can we call this one "The Redneck"? It's the same getup that he had in his hookcafe pic so it deserves some recognition. --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 21:32, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
*I prefer "Cool guy" because it's Chris's pathetic attempt to seem cool. Oh, I added a thing at the beginning mentioning some topics Chris brings up--[[User:WarOfTheBees|WarOfTheBees]] 21:38, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
**How about "The Poser"? --[[User:Sack Thaddic|Sack Thaddic]] 21:40, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
** maybe "The Homo" or "Flabby Arms" or "The rebel"[[User:Basgon|Basgon]] 21:43, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::*Actually, how about "Trucker Man". It fit Chris so well in the video when he failed at impersonating Larry the Cable Guy --[[User:Caboose -1|Caboose -1]] 22:03, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:::* "The Trucker" sounds about right. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:22, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::::*Voting for "The Trucker".--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 02:19, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

==...==
Fucktard. He wants Jerry Seinfeld to make a video response to this. He thinks that A) He's worth Jerry's time. B) Jerry wastes his time on YouTube, as opposed to spending his time being rich (an enjoyable activity, or so I've heard). C) Jerry watches Chris' videos. D) Jerry would respond positively to this manchild. Fuck him. I've read pretty much every article on this wiki, and I've watched the vast majority of his videos. For some reason, this idea makes me more irritated with him than anything else he's done combined, maybe just because it's in the present, but also because it compounds the whole issue with this kid. I hate the fucker. [[User:Thelieisacake|Thelieisacake]] 22:33, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:*And the kicker? Even if all of the above were true, Chris probably wouldn't watch it. Or, if a troll forced him too, he'd just say 'it's okay'. Awesome. --[[User:Ronichu|Ronichu]] 23:52, 20 May 2010 (UTC)

==He misses the internet==
He misses the internet. He misses ''us''. How long can it be before he's back cursing trolls and zapping to the extreme? [[User:Baxter|Baxter]] 23:18, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
:I'll give him until August. That's usually when he comes back to the internet in full force. --[[User:BreadGod|BreadGod]] 23:54, 20 May 2010 (UTC)
::I have the weird feeling that someone (Rocky) gave him strict rules for the content of his YouTube videos. Things like talking only about non-personal subjects like reflections on current news and shows. The first minute is quite reveleating; he WANTS to talk to the trolls. He's almost begging for it.. When his "Internet Probation" will be lifted, We will be treated with a couple of 'Tard-Rage videos. [[User:Griffintown|Griffintown]] 02:57, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

== Can anyone do a good Seinfeld impression? ==

We should have audio of Seinfeld performing Christian's material, except, you know, worded like actual sentences.
If no one else can do one, I guess I'll just try and do it. [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 02:58, 21 May 2010 (UTC)

Chris and copyright

2010-05-09T20:59:58Z

Graduon4eva: /* Chris's views */

[[Image:SonichuCertificate.jpg|thumb|Chris's copyright registration certificate]]
{{Quote|...anyone using my characters and all Without My Consent are Criminals, and such people should be reported to the Police immediately.|[[Chris]]|[[CWCipedia]]'s Copyright page}}

Like with many things, [[Christian Weston Chandler]] has a very obscure idea of what '''copyright''' entails. He believes that all copyrighting something involves is [[CWC - Hand Drawn Original|<nowiki>[putting]</nowiki> a little C-In-A-Circle and <nowiki>[his]</nowiki> John Hancock]].

Chris doesn't even know what a copyright ''is,'' legally speaking. He can't ''copyright'' [[Sonichu]], but he could '''trademark''' Sonichu. He could copyright individual works using Sonichu. Too bad he doesn't know anything about anything.

== Sonichu as a copyrightable work ==
[[Image:116-CWCCop.jpg|thumb|right|180px|Crooks!]]
In Chris's mind, it's perfectly reasonable to take two very popular fictitious characters and mash them both together in a [[Fail|failtastic]] [[rainbow]] of [[Sonichu and Rosechu's Children|incestuous]] [[Sonichu|electric]] [[Rosechu|rodents]]. This means you've created a completely new thing, and therefore are entitled to the rights of said "Original Characters" regardless of how crappy, ''un''original and disgusting they may be.

Here in real life, however, any work that uses ''previously copyrighted work'' as a basis is a derivative work; this means that while it can be copyrighted by the creator, it cannot be published without permission of the original copyright holders. There are very specific exceptions to this rule. One way to avoid this is to simply not use too much of the previous work's material to begin with: complete works or significant portions of them are copyrightable, but you ''can'' steal general vague ideas as much as you want (though Chris is stealing way too much to qualify for this). Another would be Fair Use: use the copyrighted work to provide criticism, journalistic or educational information, or parody (of which more later). In short, Chris has no excuse.

Moreover, any attempt to argue that Sonichu is not a derivative work would be entirely self-demolishing. Sonichu is ''explicitly'' stated to be a fusion of two existing characters, both by Chris as its creator and in the comic story itself. Chris has worked the fact that the two original characters were merged into Sonichu's backstory and the Sonichuverse in general. His process of incorporating copyrighted properties into his works is both ''unabashed'' and ''deep-rooted''. He ''can't'' talk his way out of this.

Apparently, the idea of Sonichu being a publishable work stems way back into the character's creation. According to [[User:ChrisChanSonichu profile|Chris's]] [[Sonichu (character)|"autobiography"]], when Chris ended up backed into a corner as to what to put onto a CD cover, he decided to fuse Sonic and Pikachu, whom he couldn't use because they were copyrighted characters, and turn them into Sonichu. When his teacher accepted the portmanteau character, Chris automatically assumed that he was free to create his multimedia empire from them. In the [[Father Call|call with Kacey's father]], he also says his father said he had been in the clear with the beginning as far as copyright is concerned.

So let's remember that Chris is so [[naive]] that he would treat the advice of his high-school teacher as if it were the law of the land.
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== Chris as an enforcer of rights ==
[[Image:117-CWCSonichuLeer.jpg|thumb|right|[[The Creepy Stare|Don't look right into their eyes.]]]]
Chris is very paranoid regarding his copyright, and will frequently [[CWC Public Disclaimer|hand out all of his personal information to complete strangers]] if he thinks it is being contested. This has backfired in a plethora of astounding ways.

Chris has encouraged people to report copyright infringements to the police. The police, unfortunately, can't do much when random citizens report ''civil offenses'' such as copyright infringement. Even if Chris ''had'' the rights to the works in question, suing people for copyright infringement would be Chris's job and his job alone, or that of a representative whom he has specifically appointed to that specific task.

Unsurprisingly, Chris is a total and complete hypocrite when it comes to abusing the work of other creators. In the span of nine issues, Chris pulls characters and concepts from numerous franchises and even goes so far as to steal "original" characters from [[trolls|fans]] and [[sweethearts]] without an ounce of due respect to their creators. It's easy to say that, if Chris were to make money off Sonichu ''somehow'', he could easily be sued by those who created the characters he stole.

Even worse, Chris refuses to listen to anyone, especially the original creators of his "original" characters, when they know Chris has done wrong. The best example would be the ever-continuing fight between [[Evan]] and Chris over the character [[Simonla]]. When Evan demanded that Chris remove Simonla from the comics in an on-screen death, Chris refused because ''it would take Wild Sonichu's girlfriend away''. That's right: Chris refuses to remove a character because of a meaningless throw-away relationship between minor characters. As time went on, Chris has fought tooth and nail to keep Simonla in, going so far as to write out a scenario where Simonchu appears in CWCVille, tries to bring Simonla back, only to be beaten back by Wild and forces Simonchu to return and tell Evan Simonla likes it there, proclaiming it's his "Great Director Chandler" powers that lets him do it.

===Copyright registration===
It appears that Chris has actually paid $45, and somehow got [http://cocatalog.loc.gov/cgi-bin/Pwebrecon.cgi?v1=1&ti=1,1&Search%5FArg=Sonichu&Search%5FCode=TALL&CNT=10&PID=ZvDUHHsi-vkzrRWQU2p5oLpU7yxe&SEQ=20091106120549&SID=1 Sonichu approved by The United States Copyright Office]. In 12 November 2009, he also posted a scan of the confirmation letter he received to [[CWCipedia]] and posted a highly predictable [[Red Letter CWC Certified Day|my-heart-level-just-went-to-100%-again video]].

Psychologically, this copyright registration represents a big win for Chris, because it gives him what he thinks are bragging rights ''even'' though he has no idea what the copyright registration ''actually'' means. In his confused state, receiving a registration from the US Copyright Office means that he has been right the whole time and now he ''officially'' has all imaginable intellectual property rights regarding his character and creations. In his mind, he now has the right and the power to tell everybody how Sonichu may or may not be used. The most annoying thing about this is that unless Chris actually sues someone or someone sues Chris, we can't make him shut up about it - the state of intellectual property legislation is such that people can make all sorts of weird assertions ("I patented forks and knives ''when used over the Internet''"), and if someone's wrong, that is up for the courts to settle.

Now, here in reality, copyright registration is not an official ''recognition'' of copyright. It is an officially registered ''assertion'' that a person or company has created a specific work at specific date. Every new work automatically has copyright whether it's registered or not. The registration of copyright is only required if you're suing people for copyright infringement. One party asserts that a work has been created at one time, another party has used the work at another time, and then it's up to a judge to decide who is in the right. If Nintendo or Sega sue Chris, they can easily demonstrate that they've held the rights to original characters like Sonic and Pikachu and Chris's work is derivative. More important, Chris does ''not'' have a trademark on Sonichu; he has never had it, and this registration doesn't have anything to do with trademark rights.

We know Chris messed the registration up, but the sad thing is that without complete documentation of exactly what he submitted, we may never know exactly ''how'' badly Chris messed this up. The documentation Chris published doesn't show exactly what he submitted. The application appears to be for "digital files", which is probably to say specific image files, created in 2000. (We'd need actual documents, because Chris will probably say that he has ''official'' copyright on a ''character'' he created in 2000 and babble some more confused nonsense.) It's also possible that he has submitted files that ''weren't'' created in 2000, and he's just insisting that the ''character'' was created at that time. These kinds of distinctions and little details can be extremely important in a court of law.

There's also one more oddity in the registration: the registration is listed as [[wikipedia:Work for hire|work made for hire]], a whole different and more complicated tango that deals with transfers of rights as part of work contracts, typically in situations where workers create works for corporations. If Chris ever goes in court over this, ''someone'' will start asking inconvenient questions on who hired Chris, or whom did Chris hire, to create this work, and what sort of contracts were involved in this alleged transfer of rights. While such contract ''may'' have been made and we've not heard of it, nothing that Chris has said indicates anything otherwise, and it looks that he just checked a wrong box in the application form. Due to his inability to figure out how copyright works, Chris has stepped into yet another pit trap.

'''IN SHORT:''' Chris's copyright registration doesn't mean his comics are non-infringing.

=== Use of copyright notices ===
The way Chris maintains his so-called copyrights within his works is also baffling. It's possible he goes by the assumption that almost everything he draws must contain copious amounts of copyright notices, usually in the form of this disclaimer, written in large cursive any third-grader would be embarrassed to maintain (pity any poor bank employee who must look at his checks);

{{quote|© Christian Weston Chandler, March 2000-????}}

However, only '''daily''' newspaper comic strips have constant notices reminding about copyright due to their daily nature, and usually these notices are edited out of strip compilation books for basic aesthetic purposes. In most forms of media throughout the world, one copyright notice at the beginning of the work is enough to assert rights, and only the year is noted in a copyright notice. The way his copyrights are written, they are not in the traditional "mouse type" which is unobtrusive to most readers, but in large written letters which distract incredibly from his work.

Finally, the year of the creation of the ''specific'' work in question should be noted in the copyright notice; for example [[Sonichu 10]] should be "''© 2009-2010 CWC''" (abbreviations are allowed in notices). If Chris would want to specifically emphasize that Sonichu ''in general'' has existed since March 2000, he'd need to do so in an additional copyright notice (e.g. "''Sonichu'' Issue #10 © 2009-2010 CWC. ''Sonichu'' character © CWC, March 2000.") Due to this highly confused specification of work creation dates, if a copyright lawyer were hired by Chris in an attempt to maintain his copyrights, it would be questioned and would take considerable time to sort out; not fixing the dates would likely put his whole case in jeopardy if this ever went to court.

Chris also obsessively includes copyright symbols in pictures he draws of Sonichu, including a picture he drew in the snow in his [[Holiday Greetings]] video and a doodle he drew on his ticket to the 2005 [[Anime Mid-Atlantic]] convention.

===Chris's motivations===
Chris doesn't really understand what his copyright registration means and what it might or might not be good for, practically speaking. To him, it's mainly just a crutch for his ego. In the aftermath of his feud with [[Liquid Chris]], he sees it as the final and clinching proof that he himself is the TRUE and ORIGINAL creator of Sonichu. On 26 November 2009, he posted the following as part of an announcement on [[CWCipedia]], which is quite illuminating:

{{quotebox|Also, I have been thinking, although all Sonichu "Merchandise" sold online in the past I have labeled false; I did that, because it came as a surprise to me then, I felt outraged appropriately (most everyone can relate to that; it's comparable to if Godzilla or Clover came to YOUR Metropolis and suddenly attacked your city). I realize now that even though it is still considerably Not Official, it all still is an homage to my creation. So I will make it clear to ALL those Vendors.

As long as it is NOT printed copies of my books' pages, or bootlegged copies of my "Christian Weston Chandler, Yep, I'm On T.V." DVD, AND As Long As I am quoted on ALL websites' and vendors' locations as Original Creator of Sonichu, Rosechu, Cwcville and all of such, I, Christian Weston Chandler, approve of such merchandise from Day Forward. At least to give you all, my patient, loyal Fans and Trolls, something to quell your pallets until Official Merchandise is sold in Official Stores such as Toys 'R' Us, GameStop, Best Buy, Wal-Mart, etcetera and such.

I have spoken, and I wish everyone a Safe and Happy Thanksgiving.

--ChrisChanSonichu 02:17, 26 November 2009 (CET) }}

Translated from the jackass, he's saying that he doesn't actually understand or care about the legal and economic ramifications of other people using his supposed intellectual property, so long as he's the one that gets the credit, not some impostor in brown stripes. Money isn't as important to him as his precious e-fame. This paragraph also shows another example of Chris's [[ego]]; he equates seeing himself being mocked with [[Chris and Death|seeing millions of people being killed by giant monsters]].

==Chris's views==
{{main|Parody}}
Chris is VERY protective of his characters. Well, as protective as an autistic manchild could be to such unoriginal monstrosities. Chris believes that his characters are officially parodies, thus, he is allowed to create his multimedia empire on a legal loophole. What Chris fails to realize that is that parodies are essentially just mockeries of something they're based on, done for laughs or as a commentary on the original work.

Some examples: [[Wikipedia:"Weird Al" Yankovic|"Weird Al" Yankovic's]] songs are considered parodies; note, however, that he obtains permission from artists whose songs he covers, going through the necessary legal process to make his work. He also does his own work, including pastiche of artists' styles, and impressively so, with a Devo frontman commenting that Weird Al's [[Transformers|"Dare to Be Stupid"]] encompassed his entire body of works in one gag tune. It's a known fact that Yankovic actually has one of the tightest, most competent legal teams in music to make sure his parodies don't get him in legal trouble down the road. [[Wikipedia:Mel Brooks|Mel Brooks's]] works are considered parodies, but his most famous parodies either use works from the public domain (such as ''Young Frankenstein,'' based on the novel and done in the ''style of'' classic Frankenstein films) or cover similar plot points without actually lifting characters. In the case of ''Spaceballs'', which closely parodied ''Star Wars'', Brooks actually obtained permission from George Lucas in person, just to avoid even the possibility of trouble. Likewise, the creators of another famous parody, ''Airplane!'', acquired the rights to a film they were very closely parodying so there would be no legal trouble. Works that "parody" scenes by copying them verbatim, like ''Scary Movie'' or [[Family Guy|a certain animated sitcom]], are usually looked down upon for simply relying on [[Random Access Humor|constant references]] in lieu of actually parodying the original work.

Sonichu and Rosechu are ''not'' parodies, just shitty recolors. As mentioned on the "parody" page, Chris doesn't mean to make fun of the characters they're based on, he slavishly imitates the kind of adventures they have in an attempt to tell his own stories. The stories he makes aren't commentaries on the style or message or story of Sonic or Pokémon; he simply lifts elements and characters wholesale in lieu of creating his own world. Even his most original characters are either based on [[Christian Weston Chandler (comic character)|someone he knows]] or [[Flame the Sunbird|are cribbed extensively from existing characters]]. He might be able to claim a trademark on Flame the Sunbird, of all characters, because he's merely relentlessly derivative as opposed to stolen wholesale. The non-Chris-Chan core of the comics, though, most certainly cannot. If he'd just acknowledge that his stuff was crossover fan fiction, we wouldn't have this problem, but then, Chris would no longer be able to use his comic as an excuse for why he doesn't have a job.

Regardless of how much claim he's ''really'' entitled to, Chris will make a great deal of noise about protecting his work when he feels it is being threatened. Whenever he finds his work being used elsewhere without his permission, he ends up demanding that the offending work be taken down within 14 days or he will pursue legal action, sometimes accompanied by a picture of Chris and Sonichu glaring at the offender as if they can actually ''do'' something. Thus far, there is no evidence of Chris actually pursuing legal action against anyone.

With the use of Sonichu, the Chaotic Combo and Chris himself in the [[Asperchu]] comics, Chris has used a brand new method to get his characters away from others - by [[death threats]].

== See also ==

*[[CChanSonichuCWC]]
*[[Jimmy Hill]]
*[[Parody]]
*[[Asperchu]]

{{Chris and}}

[[Category:Chris-chan]]

Talk:Chris and fashion

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Graduon4eva: /* I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts sprites */

The goal I want for this article is to document all of Chris's clothing (don't worry, Chris only owns like, five shirts, lolol), record instances of their appearance in all media (only IRL shirts in the comics, not visa versa), and some notes about how he gets his clothes from Goodwill and they're far too small and how vertical stripes make him look fatter than he is. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:24, 18 March 2009 (CET)

I wonder if Chris has ever considered wearing [[Image:Christshirt1.png|30px]] all the time to match his character. Sticking to one style is probably good enough though, to go with the fact that characters in video game and comics rarely change.

*I think he would if he could, but based on what [[Emily]] has told us, the shirt is pretty worn out and pretty tight fitting. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:04, 31 May 2009 (CEST)

[[Image:ECP 00013.jpg|thumb]]

Does this POLO shirt on the right appear anywhere else? [[User:Axe|Axe]] 21:40, 3 May 2009 (CEST)

Wow, applause for whoever drew Chris's entire wardrobe :D [[User:Sonicow|Sonicow]] 02:58, 31 May 2009 (CEST)

==Attention fellow shirtists==

On my userpage I have a list of every shirt Chris has ever worn. Please go there to see which shirts still need to be made.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 01:37, 14 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirt No.2==
[[Image:Christshirt4.png|30px]]"The Advice Dog" is from Rugby Ralph Lauren. Rugby is a division of Ralph Lauren known for their bold, eccentric patterns and graphics. The gold embroidery on the left chest of a man kicking a rugby ball is their logo. You can see the logo on other shirts on their website here: -> [http://www.rugby.com/shop/category.aspx?categoryId=3755328&cp=3768060]
The chain had a store in Charlottesville that closed in 2008. It is interesting to note that even on sale, these shirts are priced substantially higher than a rugby at Goodwill. [[User:3301|3301]] 05:53, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

*It's a shame the actual Advice Dog isn't there. It's one of my goals to own one of those horrors, as strange as it may sound.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 06:09, 17 January 2010 (UTC)

==Shirt No.13==
[[Image:Christshirt13.png|30px]]
I've been trying to get a better look at it. What's on that little blue flower?--[[User:Megaman|''Super Fighting Robot Megaman!'' ]] [[Image:MegaManXRunning.gif]] 09:26, 28 July 2009 (CEST)

==Shirt No.15==
[[Image:Chrisshirt15.png|30px]]
The shirt from the new [[CWC More Than A Feeling|video]].

==Shirt No. 16==
Needed: Image of the ferrari shirt Chris is wearing in his [[Captain's Log, Stardate September 10th, 2009|newest video]] [[User:V3N0M1300|V3N0M1300]] 00:58, 11 September 2009 (CEST)
*Delivered: [[Image:Chrisshirt16.png|30px]] --[[User:Bystander|Bystander]] 03:40, 20 September 2009 (CEST)

== PaRappa Shirt ==

I think it's a new one, revealed in his "can-lifting" video. I watched a bunch of old logs and haven't seen it, so maybe it should be added?
[[User:Sygerrik|Sygerrik]] 18:20, 5 November 2009 (CET)

== Chris shooting a gun? ==

at least [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQoL3xYLMIc I think it's him]. he's fat enough to be CWC. --[[User:One With The Lulz|One With The Lulz]] 23:48, 14 November 2009 (CET)
* No. Different face, and his fat's distributed differently. They shop at the same place, tho! --[[User:Anaconda|Anaconda]] 00:04, 15 November 2009 (CET)

==House Coat==
Based on a discussion from the [[Talk:Chris Sex Logs|Chris Sex Logs talk page]], it's been speculated that he calls his green bathrobe a "house coat." I'm tempted we add a section on it here, and mention the times it's been featured, maybe a gallery of the times it's been featured (mostly in "[[honest]]" videos like where he drinks his [[semen]]). Thoughts?--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:46, 27 November 2009 (CET)

== Racing Jacket of Fail request ==

Should we add the Racing Jacket of Fail to the gallery of his wardrobe? He was seen wearing the jacket in the [[Emily#Video_fail|Emily Date]] video and the recent [[Holiday Greetings]] video. --[[User:LexLuthzor|LexLuthzor]] 00:47, 9 December 2009 (CET)

== Green and purple shirt? ==

I'm shocked no one has added Chris's green and purple clownshirt from the GamePlace photos and [[CHRIS! CHANDLER!]]. Here by requesting it. --[[User:Rohav|Rohav]] 10:03, 16 December 2009 (CET)

[[image:Jokershirt.png|Here you go]], I did this before I even heard about this request, and have added it too the three videos listed in which he wears it. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]]

*Check my shirt list, I've already made one. I haven't put it in a template yet, but you should have checked there first.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 21:31, 18 January 2010 (UTC)

*Thank you for telling me that, and I did see that page yesterday, but I don't recall seeing that sprite on there, however I may have overlooked it, but still I do enjoy your work with the shirts. --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 4:42, 18, January 2010

== Template ==
[[image:Shirttemplate2.png]]
I redrew the 3 other shirts here. Here's a template of the shirt outline I made, it's a transparent png so it is convenient to draw under in photoshop or whatever so it won't look sloppy and mspaint-ish. I'm not sure if I should put this in the article or where it should go if I should, so I'll just leave it here. I'll try to draw more but hopefully with the template more people will get involved -[[User:I Love Little Girls|I Love Little Girls]]

== Something interesting I heard a while ago... ==
...is that one of the reasons Chris has a VERY limited wardrobe because he thinks he's a cartoon characters and most cartoon characters have only one or two outfits. Has this been verified? [[User:Dann Woolf|Dann Woolf]] 15:26, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

*Limited wardrobe? I've counted more than 40 unique shirts. While I doubt he thinks he's a cartoon character, he does consider himself a big celebrity, and a few "trademark" shirts stand out. Obviously, there's the classic red and blue, and he did wear the yellow blue and white after drawing himself wearing it in the comics. Recently, he's been wearing the advice dog non-stop, possibly because Asperchu was prominently featured wearing it and Chris feels the need to take it back. Bottom line is: he has a large wardrobe, but favors certain shirts in videos and comics to maintain his identity.[[User:Kynes|Kynes]] 18:35, 16 January 2010 (UTC)

== Liquid Shirt Request ==
Well seeing as [[Liquid Chris]] has his own signature shirt I'm tempted to make it, do you think that it should be made? --[[User:Hieghts503|Hieghts503]] 7:30, 19 January 2010
*I don't see why we need one and sign your posts, by the way, by copying this. --~'''~~'''~ --[[User:CWCAttack|CWCAttack]] 00:27, 19 January 2010 (UTC)

== So his mother buys his clothing ==

Or at least he bought the Advice Dog shirt. We need to see if we can confirm if Chris's mom buys all his clothing or, to phrase it in a way that will makes sense to an autistic like Chris, if he chooses his own clothing. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:10, 21 January 2010 (UTC)

== The Classic ==
I havn't seen Chris in his trademark clown shirt for a while now. At least not in videos. Has he gotten rid of it? --[[User:Edward|Edward]] 21:25, 11 April 2010 (UTC)
*More likely he just got really really fat.--[[User:Beat|Beat]] 21:31, 11 April 2010 (UTC)

== I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts sprites ==

Not that the current ones are "bad", but they seem a little blocky.
I've already done some of them, if the rest of you guys agree, I can finish up the rest.
http://imgur.com/nb3n5.png
[[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 20:08, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

* Those shirts are actually adorable, and have more personality than the wearer. [[User:Squirrelbait|Squirrelbait]] 23:30, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:* I approve of these new icons --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 23:41, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
::* Ok, Finished them. And also a Christian Weston Chandler sprite for some reason. http://imgur.com/KlqiB.png

So, do I need to break these up into different images, or was someone else going to do that?
[[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 05:17, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
:I've started to break them up locally, but I'm just finishing off some Uni work atm. I'll try to finish it later unless anyone else wants to do it. I actually feel like standardising the names of the shirt icons - so might spend time later uploading the new sprites with standardised names. --[[User:Anonymax|Anonymax]] 05:30, 6 May 2010 (UTC)
* Ok, I saw some shirts I missed because they weren't on the fashion page, but here they now. And with a minty, refreshing blue background. :D http://imgur.com/99yN6.png [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 14:25, 6 May 2010 (UTC)

Talk:Chris and fashion

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Graduon4eva: /* I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts sprites */

Talk:Chris and fashion

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Graduon4eva: /* I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts sprites */

Talk:Chris and fashion

2010-05-05T20:36:37Z

Graduon4eva: /* I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts sprites */ new section

CWCki talk:Artist Commune

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Graduon4eva: /* I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts icons */

Does anyone think maybe we should move requests here instead of the main page? Thoughts? --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:27, 31 December 2009 (CET)
*Can do. And the front page can be converted into a gallery. --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 05:17, 8 January 2010 (UTC).

==Requests==
Post your requests for images '''here'''. Please be descriptive in what you want and for what purpose, and be sure to sign your comment. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:13, 30 November 2009 (CET)
* I suggest the wannabe-drawfags visit [http://cogsdev.110mb.com/cwcki/index.php/Category:Fan_art here], see which characters have little or no "fanart" of them, and create it. We have lots of Chrises, Sonichus, Rosechus and Mary Lee Walshes, but too few "fanarts" of other characters. So... if this may be counted as a request, let that be it --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 22:47, 30 November 2009 (CET)
:* No offense but the purpose of the project isn't so much to get fanart or to promote (nothing wrong with that, Chris's awfulness tends to promote it in itself), but rather utilize the skills of these fanartists to make CWCki better. It'll work closely with the Fan Works index to create more specific art. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:46, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::*Ah, sorry, didn't understand it first. So, you mean to make original CWCki-made illustrations for articles? Like in [[Duck]] and [[Fapcup]]? Good idea. But then there's a question: which articles need such illustrations, and which would be better illustrated with photo material? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 09:32, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:::*We could use a tag for articles which need original content, mostly articles without pics at all. Yes, I do mean original CWCki made illustrations, exactly like the one for Fapcup (the Duck illustration was actually from ED, based on an old rumor that Chris would smear his penis with peanut butter to make it bigger). I'm not sure about that last part, but if you can find an existing photo, fine, but if not, then ask an artist to draw up something. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:35, 1 December 2009 (CET)
::::*How about this? --[[User:GokuGetEm|GokuGetEm]] 11:18, 1 December 2009 (CET) {{Illustrations}}
[[Category:CWCki projects]]

===Holiday Banners===
I've gotten a few holiday [[:Image:CWCiki Introduction.jpg|banners]] from /cwc/ and PVCC, which are great, but for other major holidays would be good. If someone could do one for Festivus, that'd be fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 11:31, 1 December 2009 (CET)
:Here's [[:Image:Festivus.png|my shoop]], don't know if someone else got to it before me, but if they didn't there's my shitacular attempt, lol. --[[User:James Lamp-Eye|James Lamp-Eye]] 07:31, 4 December 2009 (CET)
[[Category:CWCki projects]]
One more that I think we could use - one to celebrate New Year's Day, 2010. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:29, 13 December 2009 (CET)
*How is [[:Image:CWCki_2010.jpg|this]]? ~ [[User:F4P|Fight]][[Special:Contributions/F4P|-4-]][[User_talk:F4P|Peace]] 16:06, 13 December 2009 (CET)
:*Love it! Those paper hats I think are more of a Eurofag thing but I think they're also an old sort of thing, like you'd see people from the 50s wear which is classy.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 12:15, 19 December 2009 (CET)

Unfortunately, for God only knows why, the PVCC thread that had a few of these seems to be gone and the Krapple thread that had some is gone as well. Thus, we need some new banners. For instance, I wanted one today for Chris's birthday but alas, can't seem to find it. So people, start churning out some banners for holidays and such. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:20, 24 February 2010 (UTC)
*Can anyone whip up a quick one for the Sonichu 10th anniversary? St. Patty's day one is great, but it's out of touch for the whole fact that 17 March is the birth of Sonichu (and Patty) than St. Patty's Day.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 04:29, 17 March 2010 (UTC)

===CWCki ads===
Since the "Wanted" ad on the side is getting kinda old, I was thinking we could have some fun ads on the side, in the same vein as the ones on CWCipedia but instead of using it as a way to troll Chris, it'd be a fun way to spice up the CWCki. Here are some ideas I have:
*[[Reeb]] (ideally use the real life Reeb as the basis of the logo)
* Monday Night [[Kick the Autistic]] (sponsored by Reeb)
* [[Virginia is for Virgins]]
* [[CWC Cola]]

These are just some starting suggestions but ideally should be things from the CWC-universe (please, no ads for Fanta or anything stupid like that). Ideally it should mimic real life ads and should fit on the side. Otherwise, have fun. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:51, 5 December 2009 (CET)
*i've set up the advertisement box. or, i've tried, and am waiting for the god damn thing to fix itself. hopefully should be working in at most 12 hours --[[User:Cogsdev|cogsdev/vedsgoc]] 12:34, 5 December 2009 (CET)

* I've set about making a quick advert for [[Media:KTA-Ad.jpg|America's Favorite Game]]! It's the same dimensions as the ones on CWCipedia, don't know if that makes any difference. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
**Also, [[Media:TobackyAd.jpg|Tobacky]]. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
::*I really love the Tobacky one. Anyways, I've made a [[:Category:CWCki ads|category]] for all the ads. For reference, ads should be around 140 x 300, about the same size as the smaller ads on CWCipedia, but F4P had the right idea. Also got a few from people on Krapple. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 22:14, 5 December 2009 (CET)
* I've made another advert for [[Media:Ad_kicktheaustistic.jpg|America's Favorite Game]], although I'm not sure how to add it to the CWCiki ad category. [[User:Butch Dykemans|Butch Dykemans]] 07:50, 7 December 2009 (CET)
**Just add <noinclude><nowiki>[[Category:CWCki ads]]</nowiki></noinclude> to the description of the image. --[[User:F4P|Fight4Peace]]
* Could someone also make an ad promoting straightness? Seems only right. Also, need to speak to Cogs to get the advertisement thing to work.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:15, 13 December 2009 (CET)

===Pics for [[Chris Sex Logs]]===
I think [[Chris Sex Logs]] could use some pictures. Pretty much choose any fun quote and make a picture of it, the primary constraint being that the picture should be able to have a quote from the transcript as a caption. Otherwise, go crazy. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 08:51, 19 December 2009 (CET)
* [[Chris Sex Logs]] now has two illustrations. Is that enough, or do you want moar? --[[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 17:39, 28 December 2009 (CET)
:*If you feel like doing more, by all means do so, but otherwise what you have done is fantastic. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===[[CWCki:CWCki-tan|CWCki-tan]]===
Make fanart of CWCki-tan to promote its usage. Figure out ways to incorporate it into stuff. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:11, 31 December 2009 (CET)

*Hai guise, just thought I'd upload my cwciki-tan fan art. btw, how do I join artist commune?--[[User:Whattheshit|Whattheshit]] 14:37, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

:*Pretty sure it's open invites--just make art and put a <nowiki>{{artfag}}</nowiki> on your user page, if you feel like bragging =) --[[User:Umad|Umad]] 15:01, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===Exterior shot of [[Hotel Ricky Ricardo]]===
An exterior shot of the outside of Hotel Ricky Ricardo would jazz up the article a bit. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 05:22, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* You got it. I'm not good at buildings or scenery but I'll do what I can. [[User:SnorlaXBOX|SnorlaXBOX]] 08:13, 31 December 2009 (CET)
:* Can't be worse than Chris, and he has a CADD degree :3. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)

===Mailbag pics===
As discussed on SnorlaXBOX's talk page, I think some pics for [[Mailbag]] responses would be good - ideally pics that can be associated with a quote from Chris's mailbag response and obviously things that work graphically - Chris giving advice for someone isn't really going to translate well as a drawing. Not every Mailbag needs it, but if there's something particularly amusing Chris has said, then have a drawing associated with it. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 09:29, 31 December 2009 (CET)
* I call the Pirate email from Mailbag 23. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 01:23, 8 January 2010 (UTC)

===[[How the Pokémon Came into Our PokéBalls|How The Pokemon, Pokeballs, etc. etc.]]===

I'm working on an illustration of Mewchu right now (although really, it's turning into Dr. Manhattan Super Saiyan 3 Mewtwo Sonichu). Any other scenes that would work for this thing? (OTHER than the whole 'pokemon cumming lolololol' thing) --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 06:55, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
* "Gentlemen, there is a god, and he's an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon." [[How_the_Pokémon_Came_into_Our_PokéBalls#Page_1|Hope you like.]] ...I know Mewchu isn't an Electric-Hedgehog Pokémon, but it was too much to resist. --[[User:Needlepants|Needlepants]] 19:28, 7 January 2010 (UTC)

==Sister project buttons==
Yeah, I know the ad thing hasn't played out but I'M WORKIN' ON IT. But I think one thing that would be easily to implement immediately would be buttons to two of our sister projects - [[CWCipedia]] and [[Asperchu|Asperpedia]] (though Asperpedia is more of a cousin than a sister). Ideally should be the same size as the public domain box at the bottom left corner of the CWCki, such that it can be placed in the left sidebar which can be clicked to send the user to CWCipedia or Asperpedia. Doesn't need to be flashy, just presentable. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 07:26, 13 January 2010 (UTC)

===Artist for hire===

I'm a wannabe french artist whi wants to contribute to the Cwcki, the problem is that, even after reading this page, I don't know what I can do to help. I did upload a picture of sonichu quite a while ago, http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/File:Sonichou.jpg but since there's already a whole bunch of them, it's not really improving the site.

So my question is, what can I draw? (Also note that I'm a total dumbass when using wikipedia-based software,I don't even remember how to sucessfully upload any image, let alone sign this message.)
*1) please sign your comments (it's four ~ in a row), 2) just start looking at like, the IRC chats and stuff and make images for those. Ideally, any sort of chat with a transcript should have some images that can be associated with a quote from said log (see [[Sex logs|here]] for some examples). We do need artists so feel free to contribute. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 01:54, 21 February 2010 (UTC)

== Propaganda request ==

Someone, draw up a [[CWCki-tan]] in [[Wikipedia:File:The Motherland Calls.jpg|this pose]]. Theme is "THE MOTHERLAND CALLS!" Ideally should be a realistic sort of look, as opposed to some of the more cartoony approaches to CWCki-tan. Best gets some sort of award TBD by me. If shit hits the fan for Chris, we need to be ready with some good propaganda to inspire us.--[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 03:07, 12 March 2010 (UTC)
*Is the offer still open?[[User:J0haely|J0haely]] 05:42, 5 May 2010 (UTC)
:*Totally, dawg. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 06:48, 5 May 2010 (UTC)

User:Graduon4eva

2010-05-05T20:11:05Z

Graduon4eva: Created page with 'Ok, I'm just putting some text here so my page is no longer in red. Oh, also, I make some sprites, or something, and I'm currently re-doing the shirts. http://i.imgur.com/nb3n5.…'

Ok, I'm just putting some text here so my page is no longer in red.

Oh, also, I make some sprites, or something, and I'm currently re-doing the shirts.
http://i.imgur.com/nb3n5.png

CWCki talk:Artist Commune

2010-05-05T20:08:47Z

Graduon4eva: /* I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts icons */

CWCki talk:Artist Commune

2010-05-05T17:56:44Z

Graduon4eva: /* I move that we redraw the Chris's shirts icons */ new section

Don't Mess With Me

2010-03-24T14:01:17Z

Graduon4eva: /* Transcript */

'''Don't Mess With Me''' (video name: '''Don't Mess With Me.MP4''') is another video [[Chris]] made for trolls on 10 [[March 2010]]. Heightening the rhetoric against those who go against him from his [[A message to the Trolls|previous video]] that day, he begins playacting what he thinks would happen if he actually met a [[troll]].

Chris goes beyond tearing up a paper sign or beating his hammy fists against a cardboard box to indicate his [[Chris_and_anger|anger]] towards a [[Trolls|person]] and actually plays out a scene in which he pulls out a [[pocket knife]] and simulates the homicide of an imaginary [[Clyde Cash]], who probably had nothing to do with the loss of his latest [[The_Wallflower|sweetheart]] anyway. It's also worth noticing that Chris still seems to believe the ridiculous cover story about [[PandaHalo]] being real and getting [[Chris and sex#Chris and rape|raped]] by Clyde.

Like the previous video, his [[medallion]] and [[Amnyfest Ring|ring]] are curiously absent.

==Video==
{{Infobox/video
| name = Don't Mess With Me.MP4
| image = {{#ev:youtube|hcB8L_aWlW0}}
| Stardate = 10 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy, {{Rage}} [[Rage]]
| Saga = [[Image:Clyde saga.png]] Clyde Cash
| Shirt = [[Image:Jokershirt.png]] The Joker
| previous = [[A message to the Trolls]]
| next = [[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]
}}

===Transcript===
[[Image:Chrisslitsthroat.jpg|SHHHHHHH!|thumb]]

You think I'm weak? You think I'm not tough? ''[Holds up fist]'' This is what happens when I am intercept- this is what will happen when I am intercepted by a troll.

''[Stands to the right, imitating Fred Mertz]'' Why, hello Christian.

''[Returns to center, finger to his forehead]'' Ugh. Hello.

''[To the right, crosses arms]'' What's the matter? You don't know me?

''[Center, acts confused]'' No, should I..?

''[To the right, brandishes the Claw]'' It's me, Clyde CASH.

''[Center]'' Oh. ''[Crosses arms]'' What the hell do you want, you son of a bitch?

''[Right]'' Oh, I just came by to tell you how much of a son of a bitch, lazy ass, bigoted, fort treacherous rat you are.

''[Center. Looks angry]'' Hmmmmm...

''[Right]'' Oh, and how about that time I raped your sweet Australian panda bear?

''[Center]'' YOU SON OF A BITCH!

''[Chris jumps at "Clyde Cash", starts punching the air in a failing way. Punches himself twice, gets strangled, knees him, starts grappling with him. There's a jump cut as he continues to grapple. He punches, then starts stomping the ground.]''

''[Reaches down and pulls up "Clyde"]'' Come on. Get up, you son of a bitch!

''[Puts "Clyde" in an invisible choke hold and takes an unreasonably long time to pull out a knife.]''

This... This is for Sarah Cassandra McKenzie you bastard.

''[Makes motions of slitting "Clyde's" throat] ''SHHHHHHH!

''[Holds throat and struggles]'' Ughhh! Waaaagg! Ehhhh! ''[Collapses, then stands back up, hands on hips.]''

Watch your back, thwolls.

==Fan videos==

{{Infobox/Fanvideo
| name = [[CWC Fighter]] ALPHA 2
| video = {{#ev:youtube|sMT5Xb6IshE}}
| Stardate = 14 March 2010
| Maker = [http://www.youtube.com/user/DrButler DrButler]
| Subject =
| Video Type = VG Remix
| Other Info =
}}

==See also==
*[[Death threats]]

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[A message to the Trolls]]|nextlink=[[Tito Got No Luck Against We Brits, Irish and Scots!]]}}
{{Troll Videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Surfshack Tito (video)

2010-03-05T22:44:42Z

Graduon4eva: Let's try and remain somewhat neutral on TV shows. (assuming Seth MacFarlane has nothing to do with them)

[[Image:Tito_300.gif|thumb|"Big kahunas need bigger boards."]]
'''Surfshack Tito''' (also known as '''''Surfshak Tito.MOV''''') is a rather odd video uploaded by [[Chris]] on 02 [[March 2010]]. In it he threatens some enigmatic character named Surfshack Tito (likely named for the hangout and grandfatherly character in the Nicktoon show ''[[Wikipedia:Rocket Power|Rocket Power]]''), who hacked his [[PSN]] account on 24 February 2010.

==Video==

<center>{{Infobox/video
| name = Surfshack Tito.MOV
| image = {{#ev:youtube|3BpXubqmxEg}}
| Stardate = 02 [[March 2010]]
| Maker = [[Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter = [[Image:Television.png]] Television
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy
| Shirt = [[Image:Tanwidestripeshirt.png]] Tan Wide Lines
| previous = [[02 March 2010]]
| next = '''Current'''
}}</center>

===Transcription===

Surfshack Tito! [''Chris makes a quizzical face, and speaks in a high-pitched voice''] I know you!

[''Dramatic [[glasses]] removal'']

You'll get yours [[CWC's Message for Ivy|in your dreams]]- your- [[Patti Chandler|in your nightmares]]. [''makes an [[Curse-ye-ha-me-ha#Execution and effect|odd, one-fingered gesture]]''] Pshew!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[02 March 2010]]|nextlink=Current|}}

{{Troll Videos}}

[[Category:Videos]]

Magical Man Potion

2010-03-05T22:36:57Z

Graduon4eva:

'''[[fapcup|Magical Man Potion]]''' is a video released 24 [[February 2010]]. It appears [[Chris]] is goofing around with his new camera and trying out the special effects software that came with it. In this video, we see Chris mixing together some sort of [[Navy|vile potion]] that temporarily transforms him into someone who's not Chris, and therefore better. Notable in that it features an [[Troll|unknown individual]], the first time a person not related to Chris has appeared in one of his videos.

In this video we find Chris fooling around with some unknown beverages and [[April 16 Fetish Vids#Fanta:_Semen_Flavor|mixing them]]. Chris then proceeds to drink the [[Semen|concoction]] and transforms into an unknown person. This person is wearing Chris's clothes and what appears to be the [[Asperchu]] medallion that featured prominently in a [[02 March 2010|later video]]. The unknown person then grumbles in pain from the semen and turns back into an autistic fat bastard. The only known humans/animals who have ever breached the sanctum of Chris's bedroom until now are [[Bob Chandler]] and [[Kitty Chandler|Kitty]].

The [[Plush Breasts|Plush Breasts of Fail]] once again make an appearance.

==Video==

<center>
{{Infobox/video
| name = Magical Man Potion
| image = {{#ev:youtube|wO8ML-7LnSA}}
| imagewidth = 250
| Stardate = 24 February 2010
| Maker = [[Chris|Christian Weston Chandler]]
| Subject Matter =
| Performance Style = {{Crazy}} Crazy, {{Comedy}} Comedy
| Shirt = [[image:Orangeshirt.png]] Orange
| Saga = N/A
| previous = [[Christian Love Day (video)]]
| next = [[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]
}} </center>

===Transcript===
[''Chris mixes various liquids together through the first part of this video. There are quite a few jump cuts as he mixes his "concoction".'']

'''Chris:''' Mhaaha haah hah hah ha ha (camera skip) ha hah aha ahah. We are going to make a concoction today uh uh uh ababenerch and a little [[Yawning Squirtle|squ-wirt]],... let's mix'er well AH AH HA ha ha HA. Furry.

[''Chris drinks the concoction'']

'''Chris:''' It's not bad.

[''Chris makes a series of gasping and coughing noises, posing dramatically all the while, before ducking behind a table. There is a camera transition, and an unknown man wearing the Asperchu medallion emerges.'']

'''Unknown:''' WhoAh wow that's... not bad actually. Feeling pretty good, feeling a little anxious, frisky. I wonder where a guy like me could go to get a little action? You know... I betcha I know I just... Ahhrrr, gotta work... on-

[''The unknown man makes a series of coughing and gagging noises, before ducking down once again. There is another camera transition, and Chris emerges.'']

'''Chris:''' Urhh urrhggg ahh. I need to work on the time length. To be continuuuued!

{{succession|label=[[List of videos|Chris's videos]]|prevlink=[[Christian Love Day (video)]]|nextlink=[[PS3 Tutorial for my fans]]|}}

{{videos}}
[[Category:Videos Christian uploaded to YouTube]]

Talk:Sonichu 11

2010-02-12T14:39:07Z

Graduon4eva: /* The cwickipedia is down! */ new section

==To do==
Categorize this biznitch. --[[User:Champthom|Champthom]] 10:05, 15 December 2009 (CET)

== The cwickipedia is down! ==

I haven't read number 11 yet, and the cwickipedia is down. Has anybody uploaded the pages anywhere? [[User:Graduon4eva|Graduon4eva]] 14:39, 12 February 2010 (UTC)